Painkiller Already - PKA 722 W/ Ed Bolian: PKA Plays Skyrim Together?!

Episode Date: October 19, 2024

PKA 722. We're rumored to have Ed Van Wycky coming soon. We'll see if he can make it. Taylor? Hope Ed can make it. This episode is brought to you by Bluechew, Lock and Load, and our wonderful merch. We'll talk more about that later, but we were all excited to talk about the final frontier, space. Elon Musk building his spaceship. Your favorite African American. Yes. The best. Everyone's talking about it. That's how Trump would say.

But it's pretty fucking cool. Have you guys seen the footage? I think I heard about it. Do they land a booster? Is that the deal? Yeah, it's enormous. Like it showed how big it was compared to the previous ones that they've kind of had success with. Like you remember like, I think it was 2019 was the first booster that SpaceX like sent up and they're like, hopefully it can land itself. And it was this little module looking thing and it succeeded, but it wasn't blowing anyone's mind. This thing's 20, 30 times bigger. It's like a building.

It's huge. It's really big. I think the idea is because- 250 tons. Because once again, they're able to reuse the thing over and over and save cost. I think the idea is eventually to have like fuel stored in orbit and take one of those things up and then add a new fuel tank to it and then have it be be able to accelerate all the way to Mars

and then have some sort of plant there making methane fuels for the ride back. Yeah. I want us to get back to exploring more shit. Like, it's getting hard. It's getting we went to all the close stuff. Yeah. It's like we checked out our eyes. No, we need to go outside. This is hard. Jupiter has four moons with these ice shells with warm oceans underneath them. I want to know what's in those oceans so bad if there's some sort of like I'm underneath them. I want to know what's in those oceans so bad if there's some sort of like This the way we have that deep sea life here on the vents those yes That's living off of like sulfur and evil and hundreds of degrees like one of them I can't remember which it's like Aries Ganymede

theories and Titan maybe one of them has like geysers that shoot out because there's activity down there. It gets flexed by the gravity of Jupiter like the shell does depending on which side it is and that presumably warms the ocean through friction. What are the geysers shooting out? They don't know. Oh they were all right so they do that light spectrum analysis or something. No, it was water. Oh, neat. What's ice? You can see that the it's ice.

There's some residue on the cracks on one of them that shows up as like red. And they said that could it. So does the so does the kind of like bacteria that grows on those vents here. But that doesn't mean anything. Could just be some red. There's no way to know. On a lot of planets. And it comes from this.

Like, so obviously there's life on, on earth and our crust, right? But then deeper in the dirt, there's life there too. Well, sure. That still gets like exposed to the sun and all the goods, you know, sort of juices that flow, but as you get deeper and deeper, they found life in earth's like core and magna, right? Like this is where we didn't think life could live. We've now discovered it.

Something under the crust, under the crust deeper than we ever thought, not in the dirt layer, but in the dead layer. They've discovered things that are alive and it has caused scientists to reevaluate what they think the conditions for life are. They're broader than we used to think they are. So if you're telling me that there's no life on this Jupiter planet, or moon, then I'm skeptical. I think something's alive there. Not intelligent, but there'll be

something living, whether it be bacteria or whatever. I want there to be like fish. I want there to be fish. I want there to be like little things that could, yeah, I want a real animal that I can see with my eyes. That would be so cool. If you sent an American up there to go and like drill a fucking hole and then catch a fish, he'd be the greatest fisherman in the universe. All right. If I had one,

he brings it back. But he really guts you imagine like, like he brings it back, but he really guts it and like, like on a black, like a bass. They train fishermen. No, the first, like they did with the oil drillers and it's way easier to train a Fisher, an ice fisherman to be an astronaut than it is the whole time. I'm more of a hobbyist.

But they wouldn't take no. No, I'm super into that idea that there's likely to be life in one of those weird, awful, dark environments. And, you know, I don't think it's fish people, but there's no reason it couldn't be fish people that that moon's been there as long as we've been here. You know, could be fish people. I guess so. Yeah. So they caught the booster, which I guess,

what it used to happen is the booster would drop into the water, it'd sink to the bottom of the ocean. There'd be this like booster rescue effort. Then they'd have to really check it carefully to make sure it's ready to go the next time. Now that they can land it, there's a tremendous amount of money savings to be had. I wonder why they had to land the booster

in like whatever, a big set of chopsticks. This is the bigger booster. So they landed the other things. It's just harder cause it's bigger. I think it's probably just too heavy. I think it's gigantic. I don't know the answer to your question, but I presumed that this was just so much bigger

that they needed the chopsticks. I didn't know about answer to your question, but I presumed that this was just so much bigger that they needed the chopsticks. I didn't know about the whole chopstick landing capture thing until I saw the video and it doesn't look real. That thing kind of comes in ass first, like gliding down, like something out of a, it's very sci-fi and oftentimes the footage that's, it looks surreal to see something that big move so unnaturally and then land. It's super

cool. Yeah, there's so much power. I saw a clip of Elon Musk saying it weighs the booster weighs like 250 tons and he was saying like, oh, but we think we can get it to below 200 tons. And it's like, it's still pretty fucking enormous. Like, hopefully, like this is like this could be one of those things that like triggers another big increase in our ability to explore space, just like quick turnaround and everything. You know what I was thinking? I think it secures our safety from asteroids. I think that if we've got enough lead time, there's a

bunch. They're watching most of the sky now. It's not like in the in the 90s. They used to always say, this is the this is the postage stamp of sky that say, this is the, this is the postage stamp of sky that we scan every year. The rest is open. And it's like, oh my God, that's so scary. But now it's like, they scan the whole fucking sky looking for stuff. As long as they had like a few years lead time, you would think Elon could fly up a bunch of heavy stuff like a big, a bunch of depleted uranium weight plates and then stack them all together and then stick them on the head of one of those rockets

and just hit the asteroid and push it away. NASA has this thing called DART that they already tested and they redirected an asteroid with it. Basically they just crashed the fucking thing into a moving asteroid, which is harder than you might think because the asteroid's moving at some ungodly speed and then your probe that

they hit it with also it's like hitting a bullet with a bullet and doing the math weeks in advance. So they hit the thing and they thought they were going to move it some minuscule amount but they moved it like 60 times more. It was 60 times more effective than they thought it was going to be something to that magnitude. So they have a lot of confidence that crashing things into asteroids will move them significantly enough to, you know, enough lead time to save us from getting dinosaur. I hope so. Is that still the prevailing theory on dinosaurs?

Meteor? They think that it was a double whammy of bulk of volcanism initially and then the asteroid was the was the last thing I watched and I also watched a thing recently there's some paleontologists they've discovered these fossils in I think Colorado that are like a million years too late so they think there was actually you remember the cartoon the the land before time yeah there was like that one valley where like the dinosaurs kept living for a while they literally think they found that where dinosaurs might have gone on living

for like half a million to a million years longer than anywhere else on the planet ever discovered. I thought that was super fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Especially based on I liked that cartoon as a kid. Land Before Time was great. Little Foot and the Gang against all odds, man. You know, you watch that show and it's like, this is gonna be the time the T-Rex gets them. No, they got away again. I felt bad for a while.

It's like, what's he gonna eat? He's hungry. I hate fought armor. You hate fought armor. He killed his mother right away. They bandied. He got to kill some main characters. Game of Thrones was okay.

Walking Dead is the best character killer of any show I've ever seen okay. Walking Dead is the best character killer of any show I've ever seen. A&E is the best character killer. That's why they had to kill those characters off. Everybody quit. Oh yeah. I thought you were going to be like, you know, there's this show and that show and like... No, no. But I do believe there's life up there under one of those ice shelf moons. And man, is that where you would pick? Like if you if you're in charge, that's what I would fund. Yeah, yeah.

If Elon's like, Kyle, we've only got enough money to explore one celestial body. Where do we go? You're like fucking Titan. Yeah. Europa, I think is the is the one. I think that's the one, but I don't know, I've watched a little mini docs about it. I think that's what Neil deGrasse Tyson also says. I think he agrees with you. I think maybe that's the one that had the visible geysers

that they were able to spectrum analysis and see they had like maybe some friendly chemicals for life or something. Maybe start by sending some unmanned stuff there. Like it seems like the ice is really thick. I think they, I think I remember the ice being like a kilometer thick. So we're going to need a really cool in the summer. What are you stupid? During the daytime.

Can they bring perhaps a very long drill? Bring a fire. Just a fire and wait. What the temperature of the sun would be during nighttime or something like that? Like, not enough. You know what I want is I want some, I don't know who Elon Musk's friends are,

but I want one of his inner circle friends to get him like addicted to exploring the bottom of the sea the way he's addicted to space. No, I would like he came up with a company that was like, you know, the delving company or whatever the fuck like just something and he just became obsessed and started mapping the deepest areas finding new animals. I would love that. I would be more interested in that. He does have a company,

you know he has a company called the Boring Company that bores tunnels, right? Right. Get to the ocean. What would you name the ocean one? Wetworks. Wetworks, yeah, that could be good. SeaQuest, SeaQuest 2025.

That's good too. Yeah, you just completely rip off that Roy Schneider TV show from- Oh, well, Wetworks was not an original concept. Nobody watched SeaQuest, don't worry. You can rip the whole thing up. They had a dolphin that could communicate and stuff. I think I've seen it.

Yeah, it was basically like a super advanced submarine. Roy Schneider was the captain and they like patrolled the oceans doing all sorts of good, you know, stopping all You know all that ocean crime underwater crime. Yeah, you know, they had a niche Do you guys like a very powerful submarine is your guys curiosity about the bottom of the ocean even close to your space? Curious. All right. Yes, so so it's So there's so much space and I know for sure that I know for sure there's some shit out there

I think even in our little galaxy, there's gotta be some shit out there. There's some people I think there there are some people or there were some people one or the other like some like us like that sat around I thought about us, you know that we'd be an alien civil civilization to them I believe that fully but I don't think I don't know if we're ever gonna be able to figure that out Like certainly not within our lifetimes or anything like that. But down in the ocean, there's a few weird anomalies, right? So that Challenger Deep is so fucking deep. It's deeper than the Mount Everest is tall. It's crazy, crazy deep. It's completely unexplored, really, what's down there. And you could have some smart shit living down there You could have some sort of weird intelligent species of people living down there. Maybe that's what the ufos are

Maybe it's the fish people coming up and like the air up here is like their version of outer space They can't even imagine outer space. That's like a level above that's like a fifth dimensional being to them They can't imagine outer space. I'm having a hard time letting go of space as being exciting. Hey Ed, good to see you. Hey what's up Ed, what's going on? I was just talking about space and the sea. And sea, every time we do see exploration and find some new fish,

I have, I struggle to give a fuck. It is not interesting. They're like, oh look, here's an ugly brown or gray fish who doesn't go very far from this warm spot doing nothing his entire existence I'm like, let's go to space. I've seen enough The ocean is basically a wet desert and of of nothing to see or lucky No one is funding ocean exploration. No one is funding that It's the last time you saw an aquanaut?

You know what I mean? I've never seen an astronaut either. So the kind of question posed, Ed, was are you as intrigued by a bunch of missions trying to find what's at the bottom of all the deep trenches in the ocean, finding all those creatures as much as you're interested in space?

I remember in elementary school, it was like one or five percent of the Earth's oceans had been explored. Have we increased that in the last 20, 30 years? Not enough. Not really. Not enough. They find like I just found they found like a hundred new species of deep sea fish just in Chile this past year. Yeah. And so there's a bunch of cool shit down there and we don't know about it yet. And I want to figure it out. We're not going to find any, we're not going to, we're not going to get to cool space stuff before we're all dead.

And so, you know, I may as well see something cool in the ocean. Yeah. I mean, I would assume that there's just endless craziness out there that we'll, you know, maybe occasionally see wash up over the next hundred years and be like, wow, wonder how many more of those there are. But it's, uh, it's wild for sure. I, I feel like you're going to go a lot further in space before you find something that stares back at you.

For sure. It's a denser area of life in the ocean, obviously. And there's it's right there. Like we know how to get it. It's not like space where they're like, ah, but how do we get 20 billion miles away? And it's like, oh, we're not quite there with the technology yet. It's like, we can get to the bottom. We can do that.

We can go to the deepest place in the ocean and look around. It's just, there's so much space. I mean, they're doing that. They do it a little, and it's boring because there's no light there. So there's no energy there. There's no algae. There's no food chain. There's just a little bit of like sulfur leaking from the ground that they

managed to survive on somehow, but they got cool stuff down there. We just don't know all of it yet. Yeah. Well, there's a good bit more available than there is in space. Yeah. We're talking about like Europa though, where there's ice geysers shooting up or something.

And Kyle explained that Jupiter's gravitational pull causes its moon Europa to flex, which gives it heat, which is why there is liquid water. I almost call it liquid ice. And that flexing is friction, which is heat, which is, and there's water and there could be fish there. Or amoebas or frogs or color or fish people with like big three-titted women. Don't bother me with the brown fish.

That's what I'm telling you. If you find another gray fish at the bottom of the ocean, keep it to yourself. I don't care. What if we find this attitude? We never ever would have found the anglerfish, which is sick. There could be mer people, crazy teeth. Yeah. The anglerfish is arguably the coolest fish in the whole ocean. I don't know about that. I mean, it's got its own lure. It's bioluminescent.

It looks like, it looks like it's got a demon face. I mean, it's intense fish. It's an okay fish. I don't know. I feel like I just like mush it. You know what I mean? You know what's funny? Like if I looked it up right now

and that thing was like a two pound fish, I'd be like, oh, that's fucking good. It does not weigh two pounds. It's gotta be less than two pounds. I bet it weighs three ounces. Oh, God. Are we? All like, oh, that's fucking gay. It does not weigh two pounds. It's gotta be less than two pounds. I bet it weighs three ounces. Oh, God, that's not real. All right, well, that's not real. This is a-

Finding Nemo, clearly. This is a Disney rendition. This was startling in the movie. Strike that from evidence. Strike that from evidence. Yeah, it's a meeting. So Chiz was telling us, Ed, that you recently came into possession of a Bugatti

that's had like a nice celebrity lifespan and now it's yours. That's cool. What's the story with that? Yeah, that's the red one behind me. It had kind of been a goal for quite some time to, you know, find the next crazy dream car and this one was the Frankfurt Motor Show car and then Birdman bought it of Cash Money Records, not the Miami Heat center with the neck tattoos. And he gave it to Justin Bieber as a present.

I didn't know there were any Birdmans until just now. Well, now you won't be confused as to which one it was. But apparently he had collateralized some massive loan on his house and his Bugatti. And so all of it got repossessed. And so then a bank sold it and Floyd Mayweather bought it to preemptively celebrate beating Conor McGregor in that fight they did. So he bought it like two days before the fight and started driving around to his strip clubs just to show that he was going to win. And he obviously then did. I learned today that right after that fight He bought a 25 million dollar house in Beverly Hills that he's never spent the night. So that guy loves his treats

He's like go I do do the treat It's like he thinks they're gonna take it all away at some point He really does he spins like he thinks at some point It's all gonna come crashing down no matter what and they're coming for him. Like it's crazy. I've known a lot of people that don't come for anything and they do that. Like a badass private jet. Like the kind of jet that like you throw 12, 15 people in and go to London from New York is like $20 million.

$25 million to frivolously spend is insanity. I never understood how Mike Tyson could go through all that money until they laid it out in an infographics YouTube video. It's like with the pigeon budget. Yeah, he went through like half a billion dollars, something crazy like that. That's it. That's it. And then it kind of started to be transacted by this dealer who was a he's the nephew of the Whittington brothers who were some legendary

marijuana smugglers and part-time Porsche racers in the 1970s and 80s and so they actually wanted Lamont in 935 and so they're their nephew just got arrested for fraud but he Had sold this car a few times including to a guy named little Uzi vert who I don't really know who that is But I was told he had a gemstone implanted in his forehead. Oh okay yeah I've seen that guy okay. I don't like that. Oh the little Uzi Vert, of course. He looks like he just lost the UFC fight. Yeah, we spent the last weekend buffing his footprint out of the hood, because he used to take pictures standing on it. What an asshole.

And at one point the NYPD impounded the car because he parked it illegally, so there's a bunch of interesting social media clips circulating this week. There's one of Mayweather driving it, there's one of little Uuzi Gert getting it in trouble and he had it like wrapped every different color. And so it's always been neglected and that's usually the kind of cars that I like to buy. And I always think the celebrity provenance makes it a little bit more interesting. Yep, there you go. But the whole thing is red now. Red with a red interior and red wheels, which is not the way I probably would expect one, but you don't get to order them from the used car factory. Yeah.

And I have a car question. You've been around the most interesting cars for quite some time now. Are you becoming impossible to impress? You know, so many different things impress me. You know, the cars, the stories to me are always more fun than the cars. So if you could show me some Ponzi schemers, you know, not that interesting car that got really been a crime or whatever, and I still think it's awesome. And so if it's got a fun story or it's got a really enthusiast owner that just loves using it, that to me is what's awesome. I mean, you know, we even amongst mean, even amongst the spectrum of supercars

and hypercars, the ones that are all rock chipped up with scratches and cracks and stuff like that, to me are so much more fun than the ones that are immaculate and ready for the show field at any time. I think the more you use them and the more stories you gotta tell about them, the better they are. I like that. But as far as like new car technology,

things that come out year to year, whatever's in the Car and Driver magazine right now on the cover, like does that stuff impress you? Because is there anything there that's cutting edge, that's new that you care about? You know, it's interesting because I'll turn 40 next year and so I live in kind of this MTV MTV cribs, DuPont Registry, Top Gear, Gran Turismo, Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds cohort of car enthusiasts.

I like to look like I won the lottery 10 or 20 years ago because those are the cars I grew up dreaming about and the chance now through extraordinary financial arrangements with these banks to be able to own them and drive them to me is really the peak. So I don't look at like the Ferrari F80, which came out today and it's the successor to the LaFerrari and the Enzo F50, F40, F288. And it doesn't blow my skirt up the way it would for a 16 year Because you know they think that is the new crazy Holy Grail thing to chase And so I think there's always the cars that are gonna resonate with you most just based on your age and how impressionable you are But yeah that car they're gonna make 799 of them there

million dollars It looks like the fucking new Batmobile from the movie or something. That looks insane. It's nuts, yeah. And McLaren just came out with their W1, which is the successor to the F1 and the P1. And the performance is extraordinary. They're all hybridized,

and so the long-term reliability is pretty questionable. That one's got a twin turbo V6 plus the hybrid assist for 1200 horsepower. And so, I mean, that's awesome. And there's a huge market for it, but that is even less relatable in my current position than my cars were when I was 15 years old. And so it's harder to envision, you know,

really what those become years from now. P1s are awesome cars, but they're really hard to maintain and the batteries are failing on them and it's $160,000 to replace them. That F1 that was right next to it, they're now $20 million and there's only 106 of them, 64 road cars. And so it's a very tough thing to know what is going to motivate the next cohort of car collectors? Because in general, what happens is that as they get about 15 to 25 years old, the people that grew up dreaming about them start to develop the means to buy them.

And I have always tried really hard to leverage myself excessively and be able to buy them before I ought to. And that's treated me well financially because the rest of the cohort kind of catches up, enter the market, the demand increases and the values go up. And that was one of the reasons

for going a little over the top and being too aggressive and buying the Bugatti is that I think that they stand a really good chance and the car's now 12 years old, over the course of the next 10 years to do quite well. That's pretty cool. So you figured out how to buy low, sell high and cars. I do the opposite.

It's, it's fun because, you know, as long as you have reasonably mainstream tastes for your age, that tends to happen, especially if you target rarity and things like that. So there's only 14 of those in the country, 58 in the world of the target version of the thousand horsepower W16 car. And so it's special enough that if anybody wants one, they go up. And fortunately, for me as a buyer of the 14 cars, the worst six of them were for sale in the last year and that's far more supply than the market could ever absorb of anything. And so they, it drove the prices down almost a million dollars.

And so the guy that I bought it from that owned it most recently after little Uzi Burke, he lost a million dollars in 18 months, putting 800 miles on it. I mean, I'm learning about how much you paid for it. Is that a secret? Is that rude? I, I, the bank paid one four five one four five and as long as I satisfy my obligation Note on a one point four million dollar car Well, I sold seven cars for the down payment and so it was a manual LP 640 three kinds that we used for the Alaska expedition an old Rolls-Royce We'd raced across the country a six-wheeled Range, and a Ferrari that was kind of all the car trick cars traded in one.

That's it. Yeah. So quite the variety that I've liquidated over the last year or so to be able to do it. So the payments like $8,300 a month, which I can float for a little while, not indefinitely. 10 years you said, right? That's when it should get make some money, right? Yeah, so that's the thought is that, you know, over the course of the next, you know, over the course of the next three to five years, hopefully it moves in the right direction and I'm able to maybe refi. Yeah, good luck. That's that's a cool move.

That's a lot of balls, too. And it requires a lot of balls too. And it requires a lot of foresight as well. How many cards did you say went in? I think it was like Pokemon cards. Yeah, seven for one. Seven for one. Okay.

Put it all on red. I like that, Zach. Put it all on red. Yeah. Which car is this? Is this this red car right here? It's a red V8. Oh, that's so scary. I'm so unsophisticated in this because the red one in

what, gray, black one closer to you, look the same level of cool to me. Do you eat into them? You know, I try not to worry about anything with them. I try to buy the worst examples of my favorite cars so that I can't make them any worse. I like to live in the margin between like really unacceptable and okay, good and perfect. And if that stuff is for the birds, you know, you just get all stressed out about it. And so the, the spiker behind me is, I bought it from Missy Elliott two years ago

and she hadn't seen the car in five years. And we knew it didn't run, but it actually turned out to be much nicer than I would normally seen the car in five years and we knew it didn't run but it actually turned out to be much nicer than I would normally expect the car to be. And so yeah, of the cars back there, the red one left, the orange RA turned into a Ferrari and then that left and the two Cayennes back there are gone. I've got one left. We had four at one point. I'm looking at those cars and I think the red one's the coolest, but I might be attracted to red. Which one's actually the coolest? Well, my favorite ones

are the two Lambos in the middle, the black one in the middle because they're just the manual transmission LP640s that I grew up dreaming about, but they're all the same car effectively. There are six and a half liter naturally aspirated V12 Lamborghini Murcielago from 07-09 in 2010. So the red one certainly had the most presence to it. So you got good taste. Okay. And if that one had a, that was, there's only 44 of those in the country, but only three of them have manual gearboxes and those are worth about $5 million.

Mine was an E-gear car that had the whole front knocked off of it during a group drive in New York. Damn. This is a fun business to be in when you love cars. Just being like, I got to work. I have to trade seven incredible cars for the rarest car of all time. That's it. Just another day at work. And the coolest thing is that the Bugatti logo is EB and my initials are EB. And so I always wanted the license plate EB, but it had been registered for 15 years. And so our Venn Wiki app allowed me to get the Venn

from the license plate. And then I plugged that into Carfax and I got the shop that had been servicing the car. I called them, they gave me the owner's number. It was a landline and they wouldn't answer for years and years. But after I got the car, I Googled her name and it was this woman that lived not too far away,

but she passed away in January. And so I got her, the obituary gave me her daughter's name, who I followed up with and said, hey, sorry for your loss, but gee, I didn't plans for that license plate. And she's like, I think I know where it is. And so she went to mom's house and pulled it out and I was able to get it so I have the EB plate on the EB car. That's cool I'm happy for

you I bet that was a good day when they get that done. Yes feels good to have it sorted. All right so this thing's 8,300 a month how much is the insurance because I'm sure you've got fleet insurance but you can't just slide that car onto the policy right no but since it's with haggardy and they kind of know that you can only crash one at a time it's about 600 a month which on as a percentage of value is really low that's smart yeah i guess yeah wow god damn that is uh that is quite a uh a note all right that's that's hard to imagine. $8,300. Well, there's another car YouTuber called the Stradman and he recently acquired a Koenigsegg Aguera and he took over an existing lease for the car and it was $35,000 a month at

about a $2 million loan amount. Was it crazy lease terms too? Was it like 500 miles or something retarded? Well, usually what these are, are what's called an open-ended lease. So we have a sponsor called Premier Financial Services that does them. And it's, it's really a balloon loan based on the way anybody would look at it. Cause it's not like a normal lease where you can just turn the car in at the end of it. So it allows you, yeah, it looks like that except it's blue and yeah, but for 35 grand a month I cannot fathom I mean even being able to do it next month much less like every month for probably a five-year

What is the car cost? It was probably about two eight. He actually had a Bugatti that he traded for it that had been owned by a pornographer for some time Like a high-ranking pornographer? No, I don't believe so. He uh. Pornography business is good, Taylor. Make a note of that. Was he like, he's a grip, he's holding the boom mic over the people fucking him. I can't remember his name. So he was really active on the car forums like 15 years ago, 20 years ago when I was a kid. And he was, it was always about like the first time a girl had ever been on camera. That was his like shtick.

And so yeah, he owned a bunch of interesting cars. He also made a video with a gold Lamborghini Murciela go out on like an abandoned highway near Vegas going 219 miles an hour. And so then he bought this Bugatti and made some content with it. Uh, and yeah, so I didn't realize that. Stradman hadn't told that to his audience. We actually did like a video appraising his entire collection. And that's one of the things that I mentioned that like might come up.

If you were selling the car that people might not love that about its history. And I guess he hadn't told his audience that, that, even though I thought it was kind of like common knowledge about it. But yeah, so. I was going to ask you about Diddy because I think that you're maybe the kind of individual to come in like a vulture as his assets are being liquidated and scoop up maybe he's got some cool cars and he's gonna need to liquidate. I would buy some Diddy. Although, you know, the question is always like, you know, sometimes when you put out content,

the dislike ratios can get out of hand just because the content is dislikeable for logical reasons like pedophilia. And I think that it would probably do really poorly in terms of YouTube performance. No, go lighthearted with it. Be like, oh, Diddy's locking car seats in the back. Like you could have some fun making fun of Diddy's car

and the pedophilia that probably happened there. This car would appraise for a million dollars, but the baby oil smell is impossible to remove. Look at that leather. You know't even hold a steering wheel. You know why that's so well preserved? This is a 2008 Bugatti, which means it's too old for Diddy now. Before Trump's Diablo ran at Barrett-Jackson, I got offered the car for a lot less than it ended up selling for. And I mean, it's not hard to imagine that Trump's

Lamborghini is going to be valuable long-term, although there's about, I think, six or seven Lamborghinis that he's owned over the years. But I was concerned that even if I got it and was able to flip it for a profit later, I thought the content would suffer because it appears that give or take 50% of the country doesn't approve of it. But that's it. That's a 1997 Diablo Roadster and blew them all. And there's no way he's been in that car anytime recently.

No, he has not. He has not. Yeah, I can't imagine him behind the wheel. He was funny behind the fire truck wheel. Yeah, there's no way you can be overweight and drive one of these little things. A lot of us cry. A lot of us.

That's him, yeah. So that was a 95 VT. All right. Oh, this is 1995. I yeah, so well, this is like BT. Alright, this is 1995. I was gonna be like prime. This dude was grabbing pussy all day. Err day. Does he have a golf glove on this? Or is it? Oh no, it's on one hand. Well, that's how you wear a golf glove.

You only have one. I think he's right. Yeah, really, I didn't know that I was like. I thought it was in the process. I think some people wear it to gloves. Oh, yeah. Really? I didn't know that I was like, I thought he was in the process. No, you don't. If you wear two gloves, people are gonna be like a retard. Fact check, Taylor. Get it out. Be real one-sided about it. Make sure you find like Tiger Woods with two gloves on. Nobody wears two. We agreed not to do that. We agreed. No fact checking. No fact checking Checking on my on my god. It's so interesting how little ed have you golfed like much experienced golfing?

You're not really into it. No, but I'm pretty sure you only wear a glove on your offhand Yeah, like i'm not an experienced golfer. Like I know what i'm doing out there. I'm not good though But kyle and woody like I don't think you guys have ever once played right I Clubs I went to a driving range a few times so that I haven't really played It's so interesting. Yeah, I think I've went to the driving range three or four times there was one not far from home and We used to just like, you know, like wail on balls off because my dad lived on the hills he's really not the kind of one after the field but

I feel like I don't I'm not allowed to golf like I'd be on the course impersonating a golfer maybe even wearing the right stuff maybe not really like you know I don't belong here I can't make the thing go like how do you how does one begin golfing yeah you'd want to go with someone as a guest or you'd want to like buy a lesson Hit my ball for me. It keeps going sideways And I and like if I were the best golfer in our group we'd be in for a rough Way I golf at the time when I'm driving is like, all right, I can, I want it to go this way.

So based on my previous hits, if I aim that way, it should swoop into the middle and then I'll do that. And it's just a line drive for the first time all day. It's like, it's so frustrating. It's so that says in the fact he fact checked him. Apparently all the greatest golfers both hands gloved They said a Tiger Woods quote here. No slip

Get a grip two gloves. That's yeah quote. No fuss must Tiger Woods In both back pocket, yeah, nobody was my reading comprehension must be. That's not what I'm getting. It's a little blurry. It's a little blurry. You got a little smudge there. You're probably seeing some other, you're probably reading a whole different paragraph that you know. Jesus Christ.

You had to see there. There you go, a little microfiber there. And now you know you'll be better. You'll be able to see it. It's good. I don't think the intersection of golfers and people with aeronautical lawn chairs is the, is a lot. I think it's very different crowd.

Yeah. Very slim overlap in that Venn diagram. Yeah. Yeah. I want to be like the competent at golf cause it seems like one of the best hobbies to have when you get old and I wouldn't want, I'd be too annoyed when I'm old to like, like if I'm 60, I don't want to go out there and be like, all right, time to learn this. It's like, no, like I at least you're getting a hobby for, for your elder years. Well, also cause a lot of my friends are too early. And so like, I'll go with them and I don't want to make an ass of myself. Like if you guys haven't ever like golfed in a true, like a group of four, like a four or whatever golf,

like, yeah, you never have. Like for reals. But like it's like a silent look most embarrassing way possible. Yeah, the people will like give a sideways look sometimes. Like I've been the person in the foursome who's like the worst by far. And I'll be like, I'll go I'll hit off. I'll tee off last. You like watch everyone else hit. And it's like, you're like, ho, I'm like hoping one of them shanks it really bad. And it's like, no,

those are all pretty good shots. And then like I hit it and it goes like a hundred yards away from where it was supposed to go. And I can just feel them looking at the back of my head. Like this is, this fucking retard is going to make this so much. Cause then now the person who shares the cart with me instead of going to the normal place where everyone hits we got to take a weird loop-de-doo serpentine path through the woods we're all like reach down and try and pick it up on the go if I miss it then I have to get out and take the jog of shame to pick up the ball and get

back in the cart and then drive up there it's it's embarrassing you don't play it where it lies if not in a scramble. No, if you're playing it regularly, then I would have to play it. A scramble is when you like have a partner or something and you use the best shot. Yeah, it'd be like all four of us to play. We've been shitting on Trump for years

and it seems like the cheating is part of the game now. I'm confused. So if you're playing regular golf, that would be cheating. You're not allowed to. Right. If you're doing a scramble, like it's a way to be like, oh, Kyle, that was a really good try.

But I think we're going to play from Woody's ball because it's in play. And it's a it's dry right now and yours is dry. Yours just killed a goose. Yeah, I'm with Woody. I don't even want to get started. And then I don't want to buy the gear either. My God.

I don't I don't think that's my crowd either. My god. I don't think that's my crowd either. I feel like I would rather do a hobby that involves maybe a little bit more redneck environment. Like not all the way but like a tan neck. Like I feel like those are I feel like there's real pale pale faces out there. I'd like a black guy to be there. That's what I'm trying to say. Is that how you see Max? You like take the average of the group? Yeah, like that's one of the things I always liked about paintball.

It's like, we got like three black guys. It's fucking solid. This is a real hobby. What's a tan guy hobby that's not too exhausting? Swimming. Fucking what's that? The frisbee golf, that's a real dude sport. That what that's that's not as trendy as it was like five ten years ago. Yeah, it's moment this son Yep. Yeah, we got one of the I mean I play a little bit like I had one of those

Freeze disk fucking I don't know the thing you throw at in the backyard one of the official ones with the chains and shit It was fun for like a day There's a nice reason by yourself, you know, I mean, it's like There's a couple to choose from and Collins got the whole like this is his fucking putter This is his like chipping. Oh, he's be this is driver. They're expensive. Yeah, I'm sure you may have bought it I don't think he has the high-end stuff, but there I'm saying is like is like plastic or rubber. They're heavier than you'd think. Yeah. They may even be built made out of something else. Um, I always, uh, wanted a boomerang growing up.

That's another one of those childhood. I wanted spurs and a boomerang I had, uh, and you have a boomerang. Well, we'd go on vacation and you'd always find boomerangs and like gift shops and stuff, and I'd be like boomerang, give me that that but it'd be a piece of shit boomerang so I'd Get home and I'd throw it and it just break or whatever. Oh, I got a real boomerang like eight years ago, though That thing's fucking cool. It would actually work one of those triangular ones Like I remember when wings was staying with me. I was we were playing with that thing. Those are actually cool. Those are I Don't buy a boomerang though, cuz I like boomerangs and then I've had as a kid

I had a bunch of them. I had two ends three ends four ends. I think you know the boomerangs maybe they had a A hula hoop phase in my childhood where they were briefly popular Yeah, that does it thought about a boomerang in fucking 25 years, but I do remember getting one of those like just standard australian looking boomerangs in fucking 25 years. But I do remember getting one of those like just standard Australian looking boomerangs and just like heaving it into the woods as hard as I could and it just not even not a semblance of turn. Just a closing rope. Was your technique right? No I was like I was like six, seven. Probably not then. Probably not.

No, there's a lot of technique with the, uh, the standard one, like from the cartoons and like the, I don't know, I guess the ones that the Abbo's would have thrown, is that where they came from? Is that an aboriginal weapon slash tool that they had? Yeah, I think so. I mean, how useful could it be? What else did they invent? What was the Edison of the Aboriginals who invented the first guy is Pacific Islanders on surfboards. Probably. I think

those are hard to throw. But the triangular ones are super easy. You kind of just overhand that bitch and it comes back to you. Yeah. But then they curved way up high and then circle back down at you. Yeah. Kind of helps you get in the right spot. Right. You can see it coming for it. Hit you in the face. I remember seeing like Discovery Channel stuff as a kid where they'd talk about using boomerangs for hunting, like the tribes in Australia or whatever. And even at like a young age, I'm like, I don't know if there's a range weapon I'd rather not have than that. A rock is better.

Ever. Oh, shit, I caught me again. I caught my own head. Why did you throw me the thing that comes back? We should invent something else. We're forging ahead with the boomerang. One guy got a cool stick once. It came back and they're like, we're all in. A nice smooth stone would be so much more effective.

Just like a good baseball sized smooth bow and arrow sling, an atlatl, a blowgun, anything's better than a bow and an a spear. Was the strategy that you threw it past the guy and he thinks you missed and then it comes back and hits him in the back? The cooney toot. Exactly, the cooney toot. The warcraft of a boomerang. That's how the Aboriginals waged war is like one of the greatest victories was achieved by painting a tunnel onto the side of a mountain and the enemies ran into it knocked themselves out and then they were boomeranged under. Fascinating history in the world. Magic painted dynamite.

They would trick them they'd make a very ornate painting at the end of came by and it's all over our souls or whatever Zalander taught us. They would trick them. They'd make a very ornate painting at the end of a cliff and then they'd run through it and then they'd look down and it would take two seconds for them to fall. They'd put a rocket on their back and shoot themselves and then when the opponents tried to do the same, that rocket was a dud. Yes. So they did war.

A fascinating culture of fascinating people i don't know anything about them other than boomerangs about their they're warring and they're fighting i know they you know they huffed gasoline i know that yeah but this was like this is old timey i'm talking about they didn't have gasoline when they were boomeranging around right i don't understand how huffing gasoline works. No. It seems like a terrible way to get high. All right. Well, it will make you sick. This is Ed, probably knows.

Do you smell gasoline often? Yeah. Ed, tell us about huffing gasoline. I do when I'm not supposed to, when the cars are leaking it, which I have certainly experienced, not to the point of getting high off of it. Kyle, how does that work?

I just remember there was a guy in high school and he would open the generator that we had in the tool room and welding and he'd uh he'd take like a brown paper bag and like get all the vapors in it and then he'd like like inhale the the vapors into the the paper bag. He was putting like a little bit of gasoline in the bottom of it so it would like vaporize and then hitting it. And like you know all those chemicals and the lack of oxygen seemed to send him to a crazy place where he saw things and kind of blacked out a little bit and then giggled and then he get a headache.

Did he seem like he was having fun or no? Honestly, I mean, this wasn't this is like an everyday thing. Like he was. That's how much his grades. Well, no, I'm not great, not great. I know no child left behind. This was George Bush.

He wouldn't look behind. No, yeah, this is this is kind of we move on the part before the horse here. I don't know if his grades would have been great prior to the thing. Yes, there is. Yes, your nurture cause effect. It's hard to tell what's up here. Yeah. but people People have all sorts of things. Oh, you see the galaxy gas stuff that like kids are using now. I

Googled it. Isn't it just nitrous oxide? Yeah bring up a picture of it Zack. It's like they're just these giant canisters and it's nitrous oxide and people are huffing it and like making themselves retarded because like if you like there's it's the fastest track to becoming an actual retard is huffing this stuff in your formative years and like the company that makes it called Galaxy Gas was like, hey, can you can you bring up a picture that shows the full canister and also the flavors on it? The, I read an article that- They flavored, so you're supposed to huff it.

Yes. Oh yeah. So they had a little commercial that was like, this is meant for making premium cocktails and adding a flavor of zest to your martini or whatever the fuck with our berry flavor. And it's like, no, this is for huffing. You're selling fruit punch flavored nitrous oxide.

And I was thinking about making some mixed drinks tonight. How do I? How do I? I was. Yeah. And then they sell a mouthpiece like what is that? I'm sales now. Yeah. People, people. These people are going to be briefly well. Show me the whole apparatus, if you will.

Like I imagine the end like like a vape Bill balloons essentially or like or even like frosting or whatever Maybe they don't call it a mouthpiece like it's one of the nipples that you like tip to the side and it goes off Whatever you call that. Yeah, they don't call it a mouthpiece on your cool whip Right you could just I wonder how it probably says how many balloons it fills. Man, that's crazy. I didn't realize it was. I look how big that canister.

Yeah, that's so much gas. Is that how big it is? Yeah, they're big. I saw like you see it on social media of people hitting it and then just like. They'll be like, oh, how does it feel? And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The size of these canisters and it's got like a cupcake on it. Yeah. They're trying to get kids. Is this from like their marketing material? That would be hilarious.

Cupcake on it. Yeah. It's fucking cupcake. No, this definitely isn't to get kids to have a dangerous guy. I'm full boomer on this. I can't believe this is happening. I was a gas too. I'm like, man, is this what getting older is like? Seeing this and being like, we got to shut it down, guys. We can't be having a whole generation of retards. Look how dystopian that last screenshot was with the sterile Walmart, with the LED lighting.

Don't do that to me. Like if you saw this thumbnail 40 years ago, you'd be so cute. Yeah, I'm just going to target my, I love Latina's hat to get high on Galaxy Gas. Yeah, just my standard Tuesday at 1 p.m. It's gonna get fucked up. Walmart.

You wanna put this behind glass or something, right? Otherwise people just huff it in the stores, hypothetically. I see behind the counter for sure. Yeah, I don't even know where you can buy this. It doesn't look behind the counter. They don't sell it at my weed shop, or I would have noticed. They sell all the other edgy stuff.

They sell nicotine vapes and THC vapes, but they also sell like kratom and that other thing that's like green powder or whatever Um, they sell mushrooms. I think I think now there are mushrooms that are Psychotropic or whatever, but they're legal at the same time There's some sort of skirting the legal line with legal mushrooms now, but i'm not into mushrooms at all. So I have no no idea But yeah, they don't sell that stuff there That's uh, that seems like it'd be really easy to abuse way too much I don't know what that drug does to you long term, but I've seen cop videos where a lady got pulled over and her entire

Floorboard was full of them like you couldn't see an you couldn't see a square inch of Carpeting in her floorboard of her vehicle because it was jingle jangling with, they look like the CO2 cartridges from pellet rifles and CO2 guns. If you know those, those 12 gram CO2s, not these big, cool, cupcake flavored tankards that we're finding now. But she had the whole,

the jingle jangling in there and they're like, ma'am, are you under the influence of anything? And she's like, no, no. It doesn't last long. Nitro. Yeah. So they're hitting them over and over. Yeah.

Really going to town clearly. Well, I saw Walmart sells them, as we mentioned. I looked on Amazon. They don't sell them from what I could tell, but they sold every competitor. You can definitely buy essentially this. I just found, I just linked Gases website and like the recipes section is like come on. Come on.

No one is making freedom pop popsicles with your Galaxy gas. I would I would know there's no like literally no no one's doing that people are getting some what is there's restaurants and bartenders who are making like And I bet like like chefs that because it's you know They could like a floof up certain desserts and stuff There's there's there's legitimate reasons to have that But 99% of their businesses people abusing as a drug and I would have how old do you have to be to order those? How old do you have to be to order those? How old do you have to be?

Ooh, let's try and order it. You guys want to get addicted to nitrous? No, no, no, no. I, I am not touching a new, no, no more new drugs. Like, no, it's so nice. They mail it to you. Get the fuck out of here. I have to be like, Kyle, you just haven't been the same since you got addicted to Galaxy Gas and you're like, I'm fine. I'm not even, I don't even need it.

Like seriously. Spacing bro. What if I was convinced it was opening my third eye or my chakra and I kept telling you that like seriously? That's what you had to deal with as I abused the Galaxy gas. That'd be tragic. What if I had to watch you become retarded over time? You just forget what you're saying and you're like,

no, it's because I'm making a sparkling refreshment watermelon lemonade is what I'm doing. It's like, no, you're not. I don't want any of that. That seems a little, uh, easy to abuse. I bet it's cheap. How old though? Did we ever find out? There's no age. You just buy it on Amazon. That's that's good news.

Do you like search it on Twitter or Google and like try and find videos of people using it? It's all people that I would guess are under 21, like probably a lot under 18. Cause it's just an easy way to get fucked up. See me. Well, that's my least favorite new trend. My most favorite new trend is the amateur PDF file hunter on YouTube.

That's my, I saw one the other day and it was themed. I like what I like any YouTube channel that has a Halloween episode. That's how I know your big time. When you got some seasonal stuff, all right? Do a haunted car thing. I'm, oh, it's Halloween season. Let's find a spooky car that may, you know,

something like that. I enjoy that sort of thing. Rewind me three seconds. What am I talking about? Your favorite trend and your least favorite trend. Your favorite trend. It was the pedophile that they caught. So they lure the pedophile that they caught.

So they lure the pedophile to like Walmart or something. And then they humiliate them with their text messages, but it's not Chris Anson. It's just a YouTube. Just some dude. It's just some dude and like three of his buddies when they've got like char in their mouths. And there was like, looks like you wanted to put your fingers

in Roberto's buttole, huh boy? And then, and he's like, I just want to get out of here. Come on, Robert Stevenson from 37, this doxing him and shit. And then out of nowhere, a guy from behind, cause they're at the entrance of a Walmart has a pumpkin. Like a 12, 15 pound pumpkin. And he overhands this thing into the back of the, of the predator's head and chaos him.

The guy hits his head again on the hard fucking tile floor. And that was the end of the tick tock. Did they get him? I don't like, all right, the predator or the man who assaulted him with the pumpkin. Did they pay for the pumpkin? Dude, it's the internet. That's not how the internet works anymore. It just ends and you get no like, like, yeah, no story. Yeah. I wouldn't, I would like a follow-up. I would too. I didn't see the video.

That's what a Tik Tok's supposed to do. Lou. You're into the long form YouTube content. There's probably a whole that was as long as I could find. I delved. I couldn't find the full story. You can, they don't do enough of the, uh, of it. I would watch a 30 minute video on to catch predators stuff, but it's always just this 30, 45 second clip of them just kind of beating him up in a Walmart dressing room. I see a lot of that. I follow Rascal McGovern's, the guy on Twitter, and that guy is like

seemingly putting up like Babe Ruth style numbers in the pedo catching game. Just, just every other day he's like, got another one. This guy was looking at some, some not so legal images on his phone. Watch me. And he's, he's like, it looks like an enormous guy. And he's just like, watch me just go bully this pedophile for 20 minutes and, and get really in his face and intimidate. And I remember the first video I saw of him. I'm like, oh, this big chubby guy.

This is years ago. And then I saw clips of him since then where he's like, just do a little workout. This is a 575 squat, five by eight. And I'm like, oh, okay. So this guy's here to put fear in the hearts of these pedos. He needs to be ready if it ever but thankfully for him I've seen very big guys usually usually kind of squirrely and small or every single one fat One of the biggest complaints from the Chris Hansen days of to catch a predator was they kind of get off

Lightly or scot-free and the early season they there were no police involvement It was just sort of a public shaming and outing for them which was months delayed because of the broadcast date but these guys kind of I've never seen what I'll call a modern-day to catch amateur to catch a predator where it didn't end with them like whooping the guys ass like like like it's usually a good solid slap it they'll start slapping him around and making him cry. They're like, humiliate him, start making him apologize and like pray. Like, like, like, like there's, there's so many just random people doing it.

They'll just beat the guy up. I mean, they'll hit you with a pumpkin. The pumpkin, the pumpkin, you manage the system. They should, you know, give the guy a fair trial before they pumpkin him and I always say like like i'm glad they're pumpkining Pedophiles like like more than merrier like I can't I can't wait to see what they do around christmas or oh my god frozen turkeys, oh You'll kill a man with a frozen turkey. You can't be doing that. No, there's got to be something to do with christmas balls Right even those giant ornaments. Yeah. Yeah.

Home Alone. Brushing glass. Stocking full of coins or something. I know. I got a pedophile's address and so I'm going to put a hot coil on his doorknob. Do epic. The reverse Home Alone. I'm going to do epic perverse come alone. I'm going to pull an epic prank. I'm stealing his identity and I'm applying for high interest loans from foreign governments

and he's going to get audited and it's going to come up and he's going to go to jail. Also very peaceful things on some sketchy message boards. Yeah I really enjoyed the new wave. things on some sketchy message boards. Yeah, I. I really enjoy the new wave. There's nobody who's risen and the cream of the crop amongst the, you know, the the new crew. But you're telling me Rascal McGovern puts on a good show.

What's his YouTube channel? I genuinely want to see. I don't know what his YouTube channel is. I just see a clip every now and then on Twitter of it. And I in fairness, I don't follow any other person that does this. And so I don't know. I don't actually know what the, what maybe, maybe his aren't. Where it gets fake. I feel like these reactions and things that happen with strangers start

real. And then they need to top it and recreate it on a schedule. I don't think that faking this would open you up to all sorts of legal action. Like you recall the prank channels, right? Where at first I'm putting butter on the ground or something and my girlfriend's literally slipping on it and then after a while she's bumbling around the saran wrap like she can't see it. It's a little different that we're outing people as criminals and then beating them and prosecuting them, you know? Like the police are getting involved. People't see it. It's a little different that we're outing people as criminals and then beating them and prosecuting them. You know, like the police getting involved, people go to jail. Like you would have to frame someone's life up, you know, publicly.

If, if that's really, if anything, that's what makes this so real is that it's, it's as real as it gets, like usually they go to jail and some of them, it depends on the, these guys are just wackadoos who hit people with sometimes they just people It's a mixed organization out there. They don't have enough to do the crime if you can't do that That's what I'm saying. I want to find the guy but one who does that I want I want the guy who shows me the Groundwork, I want to see I want us I want to meet the decoy Like I want to meet this like 18 year old guy or 20 year old guy who's like, yeah, I know, I look 15. Let's get some creeps.

And like, I wanna see that whole portion. I wanna see like the little room, like the land center with them, with their AOL chats open, all these little bubbles open. Are the pedo hunters mostly, they're mostly guys, right? Yeah. I'm not the hunters. I meant to say that the PDF files, right? Those guys are mostly men?

Mostly men. It's like one out of 30 will be a woman. What about the fake victims? Do they tend to be boys or girls? Both. Okay. I'm sure they mix and match just trying to throw a wide net,

catch it every they can. They use all the, yeah. They've got a bunch of decoy, like profiles on various message boards or wherever the fuck people go to approach miners online. I don't know. I just went, I found his, Alex Rosen is his name, at iFight4Kids and he, just his tweet from 21 hours ago

was, fucking scrolled up. It was confronting pedophile number two for the day multiple people and then he caught up to it he's like he just admitted to receiving child porn cops are on their way and it's like oh shit all right it seems like a lot of these guys locked up so I bring this up because it sounds like there's no regulation like we don't have to go get licenses to do this. We could just, you know, gather and put some lines in the water. Let's get some lines in the water is all I'm saying. All right. You know what I mean?

We could outsource this. I'm with Woody. I think you would have some huge wins and you would catch a couple and produce these beautifully done TikToks that are 58 seconds long and get 25 million views and really have this crisis of like as a social media content creator, like, well, how do I have another one of these flashes in the pan if nobody's taken the bait this week? And then you just, you know, find creepy uncle and you're like, Hey, I'm going to hit you

in the back of the head with a softer, but then it seems pumpkin in the middle of a Walmart and you end up never know we'd have wait. First of all, we'd spend three months coming up with a funny name. But once we had that down, we'd get to work. All right. And we'd have integrity about it. And we'd have an assembly line of these guys. We would dress like the Ghostbusters. I swear we'd have to dress like the Ghostbusters.

And we have like squirt gun packs. Like it looks like we got pro because I wanted to be lighthearted Like you know I don't want it. I don't want it to be I don't get murdered in a Walmart parking lot because we called somebody a PDF file You know I would like I would like to do like I confront him and I'm like so you're here to meet 11 year old Susie How about you come out 11 year old Susie and then Kyle you come out like in pig tails and a a dress like you're wearing a like a girl's out there was no reason it was all online. You're wearing it. You're like, no, no, no.

That's a young little girl, is she? No. That would be funny. Not what you were hoping for is at all, is it? Well, I've got even worse news. Well, I'm sorry. We're either going to call the police or you have to spend five minutes in the pumpkin cage with Jared.

We don't make the rules. We make all the rules. I mean, I just have a lot of people, so that's good. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad somebody's out there doing it. I do always worry about the like mentally disabled and the foreigners who don't understand age of consent, rules and laws in the United States

getting swept up in these investigations. They gotta fucking learn the laws. It's fair. That's what's keeping you up at night is the wrong that's used or the ones that's misunderstood. I worry about that one Pakistani guy who was just confused about the law. And he had a you know, concussion from the war and then he clicked the wrong link or whatever. And

all of a sudden, he's getting domed with a pumpkin. He never even seen a pumpkin before that poor Pakistani fuck. What word did the Indian guy get? What word did the Indian guy get hurt in? The Kashmiri conflict, you know. Oh yes. He got hit by a stick and like that like dance off that Pakistan and India do all the time. They're like, look how serious we are about war. I'm going to march at you so fucking hard.

The border, the border change thing with the big mustachioed guards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, I like the idea of that, that they've still got that sort of, to me, if they're, that's lighthearted enough that, you know, it's not too serious, right? I think when they stop bringing the mustachioed guys out in their pompous uniforms, that's when you know it's for realsies. Like when they- Can you imagine how much more peace we'd have in the world if it was just like the Israelis and the Palestinians just having a little dance off down

there? I want to see that conflict. You got off down there. I want to see that conflict. You got served Palestine. I want to see Ray Ray. No, Ray Gun from Australia. Teach this. Y'all ready to lose? Don't don't don't do the kangaroo. Whatever it is.

And she's just an Olympic break dancer. She would know what she's doing. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, Reagan. What a what an epic prank. I'm just I'm her. I'm so I thought I was alone on her team. I thought it was just me.

Just making a total mockery of a retarded event. It's like you go girl, just ruin it. And someone's being like, she stole the spot from another fucking weirdo who should have been there dancing instead. And it's like no one cares about this. This is in between commercials for the day. I wanted to I wanted to say all of this. But then Wolf was on that episode. He was like, yeah, I'm a breaker I've been breaking

It down since 1989 actually and so was he aghast at this ray gun? Yeah Like real feelings about it so we couldn't mock it He was like, yeah, like he was like He was like it makes us all look bad in the breaking commuter. That's that's what makes you guys look bad We were getting prom dates it was like a real thing in our lives and now it's Yeah, he's in the breaking community and he's serious about it.

So we couldn't mock it effectively. I forgot all about that. I w it's so silly. It's the goofiest thing. It looks ridiculous. Honestly, I couldn't tell that I saw this video where it showed her dance and then like, this is what it's supposed to be. I think it looked pretty comparable to me.

I don't know. What's the comparable to me. I don't know. What's the kangaroo on something I don't recognize? It's all good. I like putting myself in her head space and like, I mean, I gotta say one of my top Olympians, frankly, all the time. It's so, that's such a good prank. That's so funny.

Like just getting a free vacation to fuck around, but like just imagining being in that head space, you're on, you're like day four of your incredible vacation to fuck around. But like, just imagining being in that headspace, you're on you're like day four of your incredible vacation fully paid. You got like two more days afterward and you're like, all right, show time. Like, can you go out there knowing that you're just going to freewheel and just kind of like snap a little bit? So the shopping cart, then like the announcers having to be like, uh, an interesting start off the stuff, cause like, if they can't even immediately be like, this is, this is absurd because what they're doing as a whole is absurd.

They bring I felt like Wolf did. I, every so often some a hundred meter freestyler from Senegal makes it and he can barely finish two links to the pool. That's a 100 meters. And I'm like, man, I'd give my left nut, literally I would give my left nut to be in this event. And this person makes it and they can't swim.

They're hardly swimmers. But he's the best from Senegal. I like that. That is how it works, yeah. All right, but see. But you should be realistic. Usually those Olympic events is this split of like tenths or hundredths of seconds and so, okay, we're all about the same I feel bad fourth place guy who was just a literally a nose away

But including the Senegalese guy who can barely fucking swim. I Frick now we've got a little gap. I wish the gap was was was deeper between first second third I wish there was more incompetent swimmers. Yeah. So, so what happens in America where it's very competitive is to even make Olympic trials. You need to have a verified time that, that proves that you're world-class. It seems like everyone in the Olympics

should be able to make that verified time, you know, just because you make trials. Obviously most of those people don't even make the team. That's not too high a bar to clear to be an Olympic athlete qualify for trials. Huh? Yeah. Well, yes. So just because you make you're the fastest former in Senegal doesn't mean that you get to be in the Olympics. Yeah, they there's only, you know, that's not true. And so yes, in most cases, there's not, you know, one from every country there. You can get like a cool running scenario where the Jamaican, Jamaican bobsled team pioneered such a...

You gotta take the water wings off, sir. I tried to find the story and this must be the one I was thinking of. This like the Somali minister of athletics or whatever. They were sending for like the women's 100 meter. And they had like other people who could run. I don't know if that's one of the countries that like traditionally was well or not. And yeah, I was running and he just sent his niece.

And so like, you see the lineup of the women and it's like that bitch knows how to run 100% that bitch can get going. And then you like get to her and it's like She like giving water to the competitors What's going on here? And then she runs like it's it's slower than I would have ran it And I would have got blown out like this guy are not built for speed. No, no, I'm Oxy My big my big birthing hips

My big birthing hips. Yeah, but that would be that's almost at first I was thinking like, man, that must be his favorite niece. It actually might be his least favorite niece because that would like to humiliating. I just don't care about the Olympic athletes other than seeing the hot chicks and then Reddit keeps taking those subreddits away which is a goddamn shame. What I would like to see is some sort of I know the Eagles did it forever ago where they had some sort of tryout where they let maybe they picked a player out of like the best of the tryout guys or whatever. I think the Marky Mark might have made a movie. There was a an NFL lockout at the time so they played

games with all scabs and they were just like, Oh, were you like a high school star? We need like 50 players. I'd like to see that. That would be a great reality show. Like if someone was was doing a reality show for a chance to be on a starting lineup somewhere, that would be neat to discover some athlete who was, I don't know, like,

you know, drummed out of a league because of X, Y, or Z, just some Canadian football player who's trying to go again. I'd watch that. But I don't know. Last time I was on here, we talked about the steroid games as, oh, of course. Yeah. Did that ever happen? I, that's the last time I thought about it was when we were talking, but that just didn't happen. I'm not gonna do that. No, that would that would be so much better though.

Oh yeah. So much minor because I got the I don't watch any Olympic sports ever. I'll watch some of the hockey in winter if they allow the NHL players to play. If they don't let the NHL players play, why would I want to watch? Well, we're here to take place next year's access happening next year. We go right after the Tyson fight. Yeah. Right after we get back to the moon.

Yeah. That wasn't happening. Like I kept, but wait, it's not official, right? It's happening. I thought I still believe it. I read about it. Like it'll happen. They keep saying it's going to happen.

I, it seems to me it's been a win, win, but I thinkay paul thinks it's happening like he's training for it and he wants to fight i don't think he would be putting himself on ice if he didn't think it was happening does that make sense maybe so maybe i'm wrong it just seems so absurd to do that fight it seems dangerous and it's less than a month away okay i i say paul beats the breaks off mike tyson i don't see it going any other way and he might embarrass him and it might like damage his legacy Okay, I said Paul beats the breaks off Mike Tyson. I don't see it going any other way. And he might embarrass him and it might like damage his legacy worse than it already is.

Like, I don't know, it's a terrible idea. I think that's possible. Yeah, I wouldn't bet against it, but I think Paul's gonna win, but I hope that Tyson looks like a fighter. I sent a video to you on what's at today. It'sagal this is very recent like this week or something and he's doing his fake shit jitsu techniques he's teaching Alex Pereira the current light heavyweight champion of the world the baddest man I can imagine. How does he get attached to these

people? I hear it so I think I'm 95% sure that what will happen is an MMA star will allow him to come into the camp So that they can basically mock him to his face by taking him seriously It's like reverse mockery by taking him seriously They sort of draw attention to his nonsense and then people like us see it and we laugh at him It was hilarious. He's showing him how to like, he's like, oh, you see how you hit with your knuckles like this and like that.

And he's kind of like being a little bit too rough with Alex Ferreira. Like you're like jerking him around a little bit. And yeah, right. The scariest man in the world right now, I think. Steven Seagal has always been. Remember when he took credit for, uh, Anderson Silva's teapot kick that that Chris Weidman maybe or whoever like knocked him the fuck out.

Why man never lost a silver, but I do remember what you're talking about. Was it Belfort? Maybe I don't remember who it was, but Anderson Silva kicked this guy like up in the chin, like straight up the middle and knocked him out. And I guess Stephen Seagal had been going over that technique and training or at least he claimed he had and so he immediately took credit for it and Anderson Silva to mock Stephen Seagal was like oh yeah oh yeah that's Sensei Seagal called me that technique. Yeah he used the Seagal kick. That's the Seagal maneuver and he even

mentioned that when he was in this in this recent video with Alex Pereira He's like, yeah, you know, that's the reason Anderson Silva became a champion What is it China or Japan that he like goes to and like wears robes and pretends to be a some like a guru Oh, I'm glad okay. So Apparently he what's his martial art? Woody? It's fake. It's not Kido Akita maybe I keep them so apparently he is a kid and Akito master for what that's working And he's a real martial art. Aikido maybe? Aikido maybe. So apparently he is an Aikido master for what that's worth and he's a very big man and he's a he was always a strong guy who was way too rough with uh stunt guys and would actually beat people up and hit people so it would look better on screen. What a douchebag. He trained in Japan um and he has it he it's been

exposed now his lies about who he trained under because he always claimed that he learned from like The guy like the guy who invented that martial art or something like that, but they the timeline doesn't add up All that aside more recently. He's been licking Vladimir Putin's boot heels so that he can get in good He has a Russian passport now and I think a Bulgarian passport that they've given him. Like his quotes on Vladimir Putin are things like he's the most magnificent leader in the world, a fantastic man, a hero to mankind. He, I don't know if it's a fake headline, but I saw where he was requesting to go to the front lines to fight the Ukrainians and clearly he does

Clearly what he wants is Vladimir Putin like no we'll keep you in reserve since they were gonna go It's a go only in the time of greatest need You know what I'm going to call bluff get rid of this fucking retard That of him come up to me and grab back of my neck and say you want to learn technique and come up to me and grab back of my neck and say you want to learn technique. That would be the most Russian thing of all time if Vladimir Putin was like. If Vladimir Putin kills Steven Seagal.

No. No. He let him go into battle. So funny. Oh dude, the way it would happen is, because you guys have seen the clips of Putin playing ice hockey, where he's, you know, he's not, he's not agile.

He's not quick. And so all the other hockey players are kind of letting him steal the puck. But if he did a judo match with Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal might kill him because he's like seven feet tall. And that's ever happens like a five foot eight guy or something. Search for like Steven Seagal, Vladimir Putin, grappling. See if that's ever actually occurred. if they ever actually like messed around with each other. That would be a true test of Seagal's like self-awareness if he went no-holds-barred against Vladimir Putin. He's known for doing that with absolutely everyone. Like on Saturday Night Live, like he was hurting people, you know what I mean?

Like they're doing a sketch on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, like heisted that the final sketch be him beating up a room full of oil executives because at the time he was very into Environmentalism like it's oil executives like bragging about how much their profits and pollution. I need this oil for my hair I wanted to do it to like Jonah Hill or something and find out the guy is really trained He used to be heavy. Yeah. Well, he did it to that one guy and that guy choked him out and he pooped himself Oh was he a bouncer? Am I he's drive this story, right? He's a famous like combat person I can't remember what who he what it was There was a wrestler or something and he chokes the gall and conscious on a movie set and so go shit himself Beautiful. I love chokes the goal unconscious on a movie set and so he'll shit himself.

Beautiful. I love it. Yeah. And even that didn't harness the reputation of excellence. That's right. Right. No. It's like, Oh man, I got to, that was embarrassing. I got to move to Russia. He's got some good movies. I like Steven Segal movies. He's always breaking people's elbows and Shins are popping out. Aren't they good in the way guys? I haven't really watched them, but they're good in like the like that hokey Silly way. They're not actually good movies. So what happened was he made one good movie it's called under siege and it's basically Die Hard on a boat and It's a good movie. It's genuinely good

I can't I think it's got a famous writer, a famous director and somehow they kept Steven Seagal under wraps. Tommy Lee Jones is the villain and he plays like a wackadoo villain and out acts Steven Seagal so much that Seagal has to looks chill in comparison. But everything else that he's ever made is a piece of shit like nonsense, goober craziness. Yeah. Yeah. He's wanted for okay. I guess he's done a little maping of his own. I do remember there was this, maybe he was hanging out. He was forcing women to stay. He was like hiring women under the guys. They'd be like his assistant or his something or another, like work for him closely and then essentially kidnapping them. Like you can't leave sort of thing And I think he was trying to you know do sexual stuff to them as well. I remember

Him in a court proceeding having a blankie Like and then them being like what do you have there? And he's like, it's my ceremonial shawl or whatever and it's calming for me He's got some Tibetan shawl that the Dalai Lama himself gave him Like he's so weird that he's got connections like that. Like the Dalai Lama did give him that fucking blankie Do you think any of these people like him though or they're like my lord Dalai Lama? It's finally the 18th. Is he still that big of a star somewhere that we need to kiss steven seagull's ass for anything? I can't imagine that like Putin or any of these guys want to hang out with them. Like there's no way Vladimir Putin is like, Oh, you are from under siege.

My most favorite movie. Like, no, he's probably annoying as shit. I think those, uh, those world leaders like that, they love getting their asses kissed and they lean into it. You saw the way that Kim Jong-un leaned into it. He's like a big basketball fan, like a big NBA fan, and having Dennis Rodman start kissing his ass, Dennis Rodman goes over there and goes on some sort of world tour. He gets the the crim de la crim of North Korea, whatever that is, and when he comes back, he's a misunderstood man. He's a misunderstood man, a great leader. That's what I call

him. I call him great leader. That's what Robin sounds like. Dude, wouldn't that be, wouldn't that be kind of weird though? Like what if you went to North Korea and you're like three hours hanging out with Kim Jong-un and you're like, damn, this guy's the best. This guy's so funny. He's so friendly. He's giving me access to his harem and all these tasty. Yeah, it's like the interview.

Yeah. You'd be like simple Jack and not want to come back home. Yeah. Sony got hacked over that. That North Korea hacked Sony and exposed all their financials and a lot of their projects and IP stuff because of that movie.

It was an international fucking event. And I think they censored the movie to some extent because in the unrated version, Kim Jong Un's face like really melts off slowly and really graphically. It's like out of nowhere because the movie is violent. There's some fingers that get bitten off earlier, and that's like crazy and silly over the top but When Kim Jong-un's face gets ripped off and like the unrated version is like whoa well that came out of nowhere I wasn't prepared. Oh shit. He was on that exploding helicopter. Yeah, so they showed a lot of the tank the death part of it Yeah, yeah, I guess they didn't have much of a sense of humor about that

So we talked about it last week, North Korea sending 10,000 troops apparently to Russia. So what I read, Woody, there's like 3000 of them are some special unit that's been training in secret in Eastern Russia for the last like year or something like that. So those guys are being sent in. And the latest from Zelensky is if he's not invited into NATO, he's going to build a nuclear weapon. He says he can build one in as little as like a couple of weeks or something like that. Because you may not know this. I didn't until today. Ukraine is where all the nuclear weapons were made in the Soviet Union.

They've got like factories built and ready to go to like make nuclear weapons. They had the third highest amount of nuclear weapons before they gave them all up behind us and the and Russia I know they have your power so it makes sense that like they're not just some idiots and with podcasts yeah we don't have any nuclear power at all about it all. One of us that we even know where to start. Nope. Have a little, oh, come on. This is YouTube. You have to sell a lot of cars. We need a little, I was like, I could do it. I'll start Googling. There was a, I don't know if you've heard this smoke detectors. I don't know if you've heard this story. Well, that, uh, I don't, I'll have to try or maybe Zach can find the guy's name.

There was this kid like a couple of decades ago in like the U S like one of the, like one of the Dakotas. I don't fucking know. But he became like, yeah, the nuclear boys kind of surprised you. I'm not surprised. You know, this is the kind of thing you would know. This guy like got obsessed with nuclear power. And so like secretly started getting material that he could build a nuclear reactor in a shed in his backyard with smoke detectors. And it got to the point that like, like people were having to investigate because they like to detect a huge amount of radiation coming from radiation burns at one point from Zimbabwe, you guys would be mocking him. Well, except this guy, if it

would, if it didn't work, I think we'd mock him, but this guy was killing himself effectively without, but now effectively your reactor was. What do you got out there? Methamphetamine? You wish. No, this guy's fucking wish. I got eight kilos of radium that I salvaged out of smoke detectors.

Yeah. eight kilos of radium that I salvaged out of smoke detectors. Yeah, so he built like a functional nuclear reactor that I not not like not like a real deal one. Well, wait a goddamn minute. Look, it worked enough that it created power and it had the power to kill him. Did he die? Oh, shit. Look, I think he's still alive. Where is David Hahn now I Want to know more about his reactor it's I think I think it's what I know he's dead. Oh, man I was thinking pk a 723

Related he died in 2016 at the age of 39 died from intoxication of alcohol Fentanyl fell off a fourth floor Balcony and our reactor away. No diphenhydramine. That is Benadryl. I think Isn't it? It's a calm boys reactor away and he never he never got back yeah, he probably OD because he was a Misrable nuclear energy energy crisis and he was energy isn't usually a hobby that people go into.

It's more of a profession. They sort of frown on you just dipping your toe into... That's a hobby I'm okay with us legislating pretty stringently against nuclear pilots. Oh, what happened to Libertarian? Where's the freedom of speech now? I can't have a miniature nuclear reactor in my basement. I can't, I can't fizz a few atoms here and there. This is how I express myself.

I mean, you're right. You're right. The material is going to decay whether I'm harnessing its power or not, Taylor. It's going to happen. I didn't build that school there. Keeping the government. They don't get school there. Yeah. It's my, not my my fault the baseball diamond is glowing. Yeah, I don't know nearly enough about radiation to start my own reactor. I saw a video of what the ladies hands who used to like test the x-ray machines,

like the nurses in the old timey doctor's office would like give themselves an x-ray and like, all right, it's all it works every fucking day And so they'd be all rotted out and like ruin their hands would be ridiculous That's it's like those a radium watch lickers from like the 1920s where they would like lick the paintbrushes that had radium on it They were painting radio the the watch face and I guess back then they're like a bunch had radium on it. Yeah. They were painting radium the watch face. And I guess back then they're like, Oh, a bunch of radium on here. Better straighten it out with my tongue 11 times every hour.

And they're all like, dude, that was rotting off. But I mean, at some point it's like, let's say you join that job and like one of your coworkers has like a whole half of her jaw missing because she's been doing it for 15 years like they don't keep her on staff bro they they they usher her out for you think they get her out of there it starts rotting away put a Hannibal Lecter mask on her i've been in i was in a russian armored personnel carrier and its gauges were that stuff is radium and even it's pitch black in there the thing buttons up completely and it's like everything glows with no electricity at all like the thing could be completely out of power and you could be in the pitch

black darkness but you've got all your clusters and gauges and gizmos to operate because of the radium. Did you buy radium jewelry and dishes and stuff? Wow. Oh that's uranium. Am I mixing it up? Okay. Yeah it's uranium glass.

That used to be the only use for uranium was making certain types of ceramics and certain types of glass that that glow under Black light or UV light one or the other maybe both are there any nuclear cars? No, not they're a little hard to carry around nuclear reactors at this point other than in back to the future, right? And I appreciate how gentlemanly you've handled that. Terrible question. You know, I thought I saw something on back to the future.

Are there any nuclear cars? We put them in submarines. And what is a car, if not a land dwelling small submarine? That's a great argument. EV cars. What is happening to the EV market? Our producer, one of our producers said that it was crashing and floating.

Does that sound right to you? Yeah, I mean, it's been a while time, especially as they've adjusted some of the incentives and things like that. And so they might need to go nuclear because the incentives no longer apply to like the European brands. And so like in February,

there was a massive miscalculation by Audi Financial versus Audi Corporate about how to set lease residuals. And so they ended up selling cars for more than Audi Financial was gonna buy them back for in a year. And so effectively the leases were free. And so I leased my wife $160,000 car for 250 bucks a month, which is just the interest.

And we'll turn it back in because nobody wants it in a year. But yeah, it certainly seems like we've outpaced consumer demand there. You know, they're not killing people with radiation burns, but people are finding that the long-term reliability just stinks and just not really Thing what brakes on an electric car? Well, there was a story this week about a Tesla that had 1.2 million miles on it But it was on its 12th motor and fourth battery At that it was framed as positive by the people that like electric cars, but it clearly is, you know, that's ridiculous because it's not though a gas car is going to go 1.2 million miles either.

But the consequences from a renewable energy perspective are a little lower. And so I just I don't think we're there. It's been heavily, you know, for upon the automotive world for a few years. But right now, like really high end electric cars, you know, high end Tesla plaids or Lucids are depreciating about 5% a month when new. Damn rapid. Yeah. Yeah. I this might be me projecting, but like Elon Musk has taken a hard right turn and EV purchasers are often leaning towards the left and maybe that disconnect was part of the sales drop well seems like I would ask you about this because Elon had I don't know

what that was or what he called it the other day we had his own light little trade show for himself where he he unveiled the the the taxi which is completely taken out of a couple sci-fi movies that thing and the bus or the minibus van thing that looks very futuristic and Very ripped off from that AI movie with Will Smith, but nonetheless, that's cool. That's cool. All right, like I Are those things going to be a thing? Like I remember when the cyber truck was being teased and they said $40,000 for the base model. I was like, oh my god, that's such a deal late like I'll get one

Okay, and now the things like a hundred twenty thousand dollars, but they did make it they did make it and I know it's got its issues but It is what he promised. I mean he made it and he delivered it Is he gonna deliver any of these taxis or what? I don't even know what he called the one thing the bus or whatever Zack if you could find a photo of it It looks yeah They've been selling all of their cars with these self-driving features some of which you can't actually get yet for a long time Based on this robo taxi network

Concept that you are essentially gonna be able to make money off of your Model 3 or Model Y while you weren't using it because it would Uber people around and then go to some central location for charging. That is a pretty ridiculous looking vehicle. It's like a no steering wheel, like you sit in it sort of thing. You're facing all different directions. It's sort of like a party bus. And and my first thought was because I believe it was a dozen people.

And I was thinking, oh, my God, the first disaster of that electric fucking bus thing, they're exploding and roasting a dozen people like that can't get out is going to be so it's I just see the writing on the wall because his self-driving shit doesn't work yet like it doesn't work yet and it may never work like I just can't believe that he's pressing forward with full automation here I mean that's cool as shit that's cool yeah I wish that I would say his self-driving stuff is it there are certain certain circumstances like they gave it out for free for a month to try to get people to subscribe for like $12,000

or an extra $150 a month. Pretty solid in the couple of times that I rode in it, most of the people weren't interested in increasing their payment that much. But I mean, the cars have so many sensors and he kind of took the same approach as, as like the early days of Uber of really ignoring all of the laws that made that not okay enough to get some real technology and market traction. And so the, the cars that are out there, I mean,

they have the ability to do it. The problem is exactly like you say, you know, it's a dangerous place out there and you can get blamed whether you're driving or not driving for an accident that isn't actually your fault. And if that happens to something that could be the poster child for why self driving electric cars are the, you know, evil that we have to tame, it could go really, really bad. And so there's endless disclaimers. But we had a guy, literally our Vennwicky story today was a guy who set the autonomous Cannonball record, or I think you'd call it a semi-autonomous because you still have to touch the steering wheel

like at gas stations. But he did a New York to LA drive with about 98% not touching anything. Wow. In a Prius that doesn't have self-drive. it's like a 8% not touching anything. Wow. In a Prius that doesn't have self-driving. So he did it with a comma AI plug-in

where you just put it in your OBD port set up your phone as a dash cam. What? It just uses the lane keeping in your phone. And so like it doesn't have side cameras. And he drove it 3000 miles. I feel like that's what Elon is selling. But if there's a car next to you, it hits it. Yeah. Well, that's not ideal. That's like 3000 miles

of like high stress. Like keep keeping an eye out. Yeah. I bet it's not as high stress as driving. I don't know. I mean, sometimes you're in these autonomous like being a passenger and someone who's not really paying attention. You know, so like they they don't break when they see brake lights. They break when they notice the gap closing. And that's what always freaks me out, whether it's just adaptive cruise control or anything else is like I would be breaking now, but I can tell my car isn't. And I believe it won't crash into that part. For the sake of my family that's in this car with me, I think I'm going to go ahead and break. And then I've disrupted it and it'll start breaking it. So, I mean,

you have to have that confidence. And, you know, technologically, I think it's pretty much there. But it's, it's, it's horrifying by, by to somebody who loves cars. But I also, you know, for my wife who curbs jump out in front of all the time, I can understand the allure. Garage doors. Yeah, women have the worst luck. Terrible luck. I told you my mom was backing out of our garage when I was a kid in a minivan and the sliding door was open and it was like a Honda Odyssey that it was like the auto closing and opening doors was like new and it was open and she started like backing out of the garage with the

door still open and like just sheared the entire door of the van. And so then she had to, we had to duct tape the car door closed and then drive around like retards for like two weeks getting dropped off at school. And I'm like, like eight years old from the duct tape van. What's wrong with your car? I'm like, my mom's being retarded this morning. Just tore it right off. My wife, you get a little crash into a retaining wall

because the snow was beautiful and she was looking at that instead. To her credit, that's the story she'll tell you. Yeah, I was looking at other stuff. I think I've been in a car with Jackie one time and I'm pretty sure she got into a minor accident immediately before we could leave. Like, like, like her vehicle was parked in front of Woody's house and we all went and got in it and she could be wrong about this.

He'll correct me. But I think she put it in drive instead of reverse and like rammed the retaining wall in front of us. Like something like that. First thing. If I recall, maybe she got the running board or something by the door. It was like a bang kind of everybody okay kind of. I stopped fixing that car for you know, you broke it. That's what you get. This is your car.

The lights on your running board will never turn on again because this is a live. I fastened my safety belt. I like tensioned it up, made like tested a little. Oh, we don't have to go to the run around, we can water in. I'm always like, it's hard not to coach her to become a better driver.

And she's like, you can drive. Like, well, how are you gonna learn? Yeah, how are you gonna learn? Yeah, how are you gonna learn? Me and Woody, Joe Lozan and my associate Jeremy were in Chicago, I'm in the suburbs of Chicago on these little one way streets trying to park at this pizza restaurant for lunch. And Joe Lozan was bullying Jeremy so much.

Like just bullying the shit out of Jeremy Joe Lozano was bullying Jeremy so much. Just bullying the shit out of Jeremy because Jeremy can't fucking drive and it was stressful for him. And Jeremy's just gotta take it because Joe Lozano's a professional MMA fighter. And Jeremy knows that. They've wrestled before, it didn't go Jeremy's way. It was a shocker.

Yeah, and I think a lot of us were kind of teasing Jeremy about what a poor job. It's like, hey, left up here and he'd not do it. And he was just all wrong. I think Jeremy's maybe a guy who doesn't leave town very often and just you put him in Chicago and he's just wildly uncomfortable and anxious. And I could not beat up Jeremy.

Jeremy would whoop my ass. He's just so much stronger than me. So I'm sitting next to Joe Lozano. So I feel comfortable bullying him. Oh, we're all we're all giving Like we gonna get the turn this time cuz we're like making circles around the block. You're gonna get it this time. It's the left The left now that's I don't look at me He's got that fucking Bostonian accent back there that Jeremy's never even heard before. So he doesn't understand half the word. So it was nice. Is that like a clash of accents?

Does Jeremy have a thick Southern accent or not? Very thick and he's missing a lot of teeth. How long into your life did you have like a thick Southern accent or did you never really develop it? I think I dropped it in high school. I think, I think I dropped it in high school or like maybe right after high school, certainly by the time I was like moved out and, and working in Atlanta, uh, I dropped it. You know,

I didn't want to ride. You heard somebody else in a thick accent and thought, nah, it's not who I want to be Well, that's a little bit of it Just I mean it's not that I heard one person and I was like, oh that doesn't sound that doesn't sound intelligent It's like every time I've ever heard it. It was like a cleetus. I mean look I watched the Simpsons, right? One guy there's like two guys with southern accents one of them's a cowboy who like is like has confederate like And then there's leaders for a living and then there's cletus and cletus is like that

He's an idiot. He's the moron. He's the bunkin and so that's what you sort of associate with that Accent if someone's got too much of a drow And I said for match saying certain way and so like yeah wanted to get rid of that I don't like that. I don't like sounding like that. I get on the phone with my dad though, and I'm like right into it. Or at least I dip my toe into it enough that it sticks to me for a little bit. Anytime I visit, same thing,

especially if I hang around with too many of them. Like there's like five or six of them around. I was jealous. Kyle seamlessly blends into any group. He's just socially. Oh, that's the course of stuff. He's just socially... Aww. ...like that. He's just good at mirroring.

I'm just friendly. Good at mirroring. He is. No, I didn't mean that as an insult. I don't know if it came out as such. But I was envious of the talent because I did not fit in this group. Which group was it? Were you like, well, hee-haw, fellas. I came down to see you. Oh, no.

Yeah, it's good old boys. Well, how ha-fellas. I came down to see you. Oh, no. Yeah, it's good old boys. Well, howdy, partners. Like, you just come up like that. Yeah, he's all like, eh. Oh, fellow kids. And I'm like, I could never pull that off. They know I was imitating them. Hello, fellow Southerners.

Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely not as down home country as some people are. But I did grow up, you know, wearing camouflage and shooting deer. And there's like embarrassing pictures of like chubby cheeked me on a tailgate with a deer, a hoe covered in blood and shit like that. I did all that stuff. But I was never like into that. It's sort of like a lifestyle or like a click.

It's a click. That's what I mean. Like in high school, especially, it was like there was like a click. It's a click. That's what I mean again high school, especially it was it was like There was like a click of carhartt wearing Their truck would be a piece of shit But goddamn if it would be jacked up got to get that thing jacked up and we've got to put some tires on it So that it gets eight miles per gallon Like that that was that was your status symbol for a certain click of people and I wasn't in all that

I just like, you know, shooting deer and lived on a farm. Where did you grow up, Kyle? Livonia, Georgia. It's Northeast Georgia. It's on Interstate I-85 on the way to Anderson, South Carolina. They're right on the border, really. You're from Georgia as well, aren't you? I am, about an hour south of where he was. Did you have the same accent when you were a kid?

No, I I think I watched enough British crime dramas growing up to feel like you know, just adopt more of a worldly Yeah, I still throw out, you know the all occasionally but it's uh, Yeah, I don't know if for some reason I never really my when my voice changed it became this I don't know if for some reason, I never really, my, when my voice changed, it became this right. And I, it hadn't really sounded any different since then. It's great. You guys both sound like good Midwestern boys, the perfect accent. It's nice that people from the South decide we want to sound totally cogent and understandable

to everyone. Let's talk like a Midwestern air, but less nasally. It's basically a newscaster. That's basically about it. I was going to say like in the newscasters and such, they all demand. Yeah. But you don't want somebody with like an Appalachian accent or like a deep Florida panhandle accent like that's or a Boston accent.

Weatherman that would be kind of cool. Cajuns what regional accent that I find charming as fuck. It might be, it might be the most charming American regional accent Cajun's what regional accent that I find charming as fuck. It might be the most charming American regional accent, Cajun, because you don't assume that there's any ignorance or stupidity or inbreeding, as some people might associate with an Appalachian, Southern drawl type situation. It's much more exotic and maybe even a little mysterious. You know? I believe this was funny. I watched an episode of Wild Boys Today that had, they went to like a Cajun community in Louisiana. And as you're saying, like, they seem smart.

They seem suave. I'm picturing this guy. And this guy was like, all right, Chris, we're gonna get you a, we're gonna get you a bit of suave jewelry. That's what we're gonna do. And then they like had Chris Ponius standing over the shirt off and they took a crab and they put one pincer on each nipple and let it hang from his chest.

And the Cajun guy was like, Oh yeah, that's a deep down swamp jewelry right there. That was good. I feel good to you. I was hurting like, it's like in like a goofy ass accent. And I'm like, yeah. These people are fucking hilarious. Love it. It's the French sort of mixed with the redneck thing that I enjoy. I like a good Cajun chef. I like those YouTube videos. I always like that style. Did you watch the guy I recommended like a year ago who does those big old pot with all the crawfish? We're gonna make it tasty. It's gonna be the best thing. I watched like five YouTubers that would be described in that manner.

Yeah well that you like need subtitles almost. I've been watching this black guy fry chicken and he's got like a medieval apparatus to lower the amount that he dropped. I'm talking he's cooking like 30 pounds of chicken laid out on this. It looks like a steel grate that you could lay a body on. And he starts turning an old-timey iron wheel. It's like, and like four chains lower this giant metal flat bed down into oil.

And look at all that color. Look at all that color. We getting right there. That's that good color. Oh, that sounds good. I love fried chicken. I don't think there's anyone on earth who dislikes fried chicken, other than vegans. And that's not dislike. That's just like them

throwing a fucking tantrum. It's an aversion. They're just being whiners about it. Yeah. Fried chicken. I was like, I keep forgetting all these streaming services I've signed up for. And so like, I'll click on one to find something. And I'm like, Oh, fuck, I don't have been paying for this. And like, I found wild boys and like, you guys are all probably a little too old for it. Maybe like barely. Oh, I was, I was meaning for like, for like prime, like middle school and high school age was like my was like Viva La Bam and why I was a grown man. So I had cable. So I, and I, so, so you saw all of it. I love jackass so much. It was a big part of like my 14, 15 year old, like formative years.

I made my own Jackass video for a school project. Like I was really into the show and a fan of all those guys. So later on, when they each made their individual shows, I had some brand loyalty for Bam. I wanted to go watch his show with his weird creepy pedophile, turned out to be a pedophile uncle. Remember that creepy guy? Don Vito? Don Vito turned out to be.

And they're like, you know what? This guy was like being creepy with little kids. And it's like, yeah, it checks out 100%. It checks out. Have you seen Don Vito? He always had one eye on the children. He only, it's because he had a really bad lazy eye. But I was, I was watching Wild Boys today and like seeing drugged up Steve-O, like I'm so glad Steve-O's sober and his life is improved. Two thumbs up to Steve-O for that. That's wonderful. But like seeing him like fucked up doing the old stunts is so much better than any new jackass. That he was like there, this is Wild Boys. Yeah, that's Don Vito with the Jackass. That he was like, there, this is Wild Boys. Yeah, that's Don Vito with the lazy eye. But he was like running around.

Can you imagine trying to lure a child looking like that? What a hard life. No, that's tough. That's on hard difficult. Without the internet, really. Yeah. Oh my God. I bet he leaned on that bam fan.

Steve-O and Chris, they would often go meet tribesmen. And it wasn't that well-structured. They'd and Chris, like that, you know, they would often like go meet tribesmen and it wasn't that like well structured. They'd be like, all right, we're here hanging out with the Magoobee tribe in Kenya. And like, literally he went and hung out with these Kenyans and he's like, these guys have the best game ever. You go to this giant beehive in the ground and then they'll like go catch a bee and then run up and sting you with it and so like it was just showing the cameraman and then like some African guy

who's just like that's his tribe like sneaking up behind the camera man with bees to like sting them like oh fuck man and they're just cracking up laughing it's like man diversity. Yeah that was a what the early days of MTV reality were That's what made reality TV what it what it became it all became fake and nonsense But I remember breaking Bonaduce II was the first reality show I saw that was like real life because Danny Bonaduce II just happened to be going through like a life Altering divorce and also reconciling with the fact that he's not a movie star anymore altering divorce and also reconciling with the fact that he's not a movie star anymore while in the in the

bottom phases of alcoholism there's a scene where he chugs an entire bottle of absolute vodka and then Skateboards into like traffic and it was real vodka. Yeah. Yeah, I Thought it was all real. He was happy. I think he got arrested on the show like like he was getting in legal trouble He was going crazy. He was, I think he got arrested on the show. Like he was getting in legal trouble. He was going crazy. He was always screaming. And this is like maybe 2000, 2001, that and like the Osbournes,

that was one of the OG, seeing Ozzy Osbourne and his family go through all the nonsense. Like that was fucking cool. And flavor of love. That didn't match that one. Oh my God, I'm so glad I said flavor of love. That didn't watch that one. Flavor of love. When I was when I was working in Atlanta, all my coworkers were black.

All of them were black except for like one guy. And so I go to their house parties, not really parties, but just like hangouts after work where we drink and smoke and chill. And we would watch that shit religiously. If we need to be playing some like NBA to to game on the show, what is flavor of love? It was it was a dating show featuring Flava Flav. And the prize was a relationship with Flav.

Every week I did this. No, no, no. There were several things that didn't last. Yeah. Oh, so you eliminate you, you, there were several, it didn't last. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. So you eliminate women as you go. I see. So every week it's like the bachelor. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I giant lock the whole time. Yeah Yeah, the girls nicknames at the beginning and they went by the nicknames Which that was before they could even be promoting their own social brand

But it was like a genius thing ever that like your name is now New York. Hey, yeah I don't name you do do because you you know, you shit yourself first thing my god that happened Would they they one of the girls pooped her pants her and it falls down her leg Like she's wearing a skirt and there's a turd in the floor and they're like, what the fuck is that? And i'm not I don't mean in some random corridor. I mean everybody's there in a big group It's one of those early parts of of the recording session for the tv show And all the girls are congregated and this one bitch is shitting herself and the turd is in the floor And I don't mean like a prop turd.

I mean, this turd rolled out her pants and everybody's like, Ooh, it's doodoo. She's wearing a skirt with no underwear. Yeah. Yeah. Just fell on out. Yeah. That's so rude. I'd kick her off the show.

So then they did a second season and I don't remember exactly how it came to be, but Brigitte Nielsen came to be with Flavor Flav. She was a supermodel and actress in the 80s. I know you've never seen Rocky IV, Taylor, but what do you remember? Do you know Brigitte Nielsen? Yeah, Sylvester Stallone's wife. She is like in the 80s. She was like a 10 out of 10 gorgeous, gorgeous woman. She's like six feet, six, six, maybe six one.

She's a she's like a way taller one. She's a master race, gorgeous woman. She's like six feet six six maybe six one. She's a she's like a way taller one. She's a master race gorgeous blonde in the 80s. Was she Dragov's wife? Yes. Yeah yeah. No one can defeat Ivan Dragov. His punch will destroy. She was always hyping him up it was great great. Yeah. She ended up somehow involved with the Flavor Flav reality show and they like got together and maybe not even the third season and it became Brigitte and Flavor Flav and they sort of traveled the world in love.

Like they would be in bathtubs together and the juxtaposition between this 50 something year old six foot one blonde woman naked in a bathtub with his this five foot tall troll man wearing a clock and a bubble bath was hilarious and it went on for i don't know how many seasons they did of of him him doing his dating show and then him doing him and Brigitte but it went on for far too long. Yeah, 2006 to 2008 was the flavor of love run. I never liked that. So really the templates that are now followed by most social media content creators is just

what would you do if you were allowed to do whatever you want? And the template that we had was Bam Margera. And to me, it's wild just, you know, how they figured out, like, we just give these guys a quarter of a million dollars worth of production budget. We see what happens and see it. Then they, they somehow don't die. But it was a wild thing to watch as a very impressionable mind. Oh yeah. I think every young boy who is in middle school, high school, whatever, when those shows were coming out, had the urge to be like, I want to do this too.

I want to jump off a roof in a shopping cart or whatever the fuck silly thing. And then we didn't ever end up making it. I'd think that and then I'd watch more of it. I'm like, man, these guys are getting really hurt. It's even worse because I didn't have any way to edit. I had this like, it was my teacher's camera. You're making long form jackass content? No, I was like, I would like do a thing and then I'd stop recording and then I

would like do another thing and they were like back. All the things were like, and they had intros and outros like, you know, I'd be like, all right, this is bush jumping. And then I jumped into a fucking bush and it was like, all right, this is bush jumping. And then I'd jump into a fucking bush. And it was like, all right, this is the shit. It's the office chair. And I was like tied to an office chair going down a driveway. And I was like, this is the electric fence. And I get zapped by electric fence or whatever.

And I made this whole video and like, I guess 10th grade or something like that. Were any of them good? Yeah, were any of them good? Were they all like a little little you're not exactly bam Like this is curb jumping. Yeah. Oh, I just completely copy the jackass. I'm all in a bush now I just completely copy the jacket. You're just like Steve. Oh you jump in a bush and then you're like Just throwing up I

I Got pretty fucked up I wrote a bicycle down a dangerous hill like a silly Yeah, I mean I was really I really wanted an a I guess and I didn't want everybody to make fun of my video You know when I do my presentation and everything ended up deleting the video accidentally by touching the tape Like like like just sitting there like fuck futzing around with the little tape and I touched the exposed magnetic date. It just deletes the whole, the whole thing. I would have guessed it. Not only that broke the broker camera camera. So I returned her like $800 camcorder in 2001 and she was like, this is my personal camcorder. Kai, what have you done? And I was like,

why did you, why did you loan it to? I'm, I'm, I'm, come on. Like, like, this is my personal camcorder, what have you done? And I was like, why did you, why did you loan it to? I'm, I'm, I'm come on. Like, like, why would you do this? The risk you took, I'm an irresponsible person. Yeah, I told you I was going to do, I just wasn't trained on camera operation. I don't know what happened to it. I didn't do any fucking thing. I really didn't. I was careful with the camera, but it was destroyed. It was, did you watch, did you watch wild boys also, or just the jackass? I didn't like the wild boys as much because it seemed like it was destroyed. Did you watch Wild Boys also or just the Jackass? I didn't like the Wild Boys as much because it seemed like it was a lot of painful stuff and a lot of like

Gross stuff and that's never been my favorite Jackass things. I like the big form stunts. I like the shopping cart stuff I took for you for a ride one night in a shopping cart. That was That was literally me thinking about Jackass thinking about sending you for a ride one night in a shopping cart. That was, that was, that was literally me thinking about Jackass thinking about sending you for a ride. I don't think I launched you or anything. No, I fell out of it, but I was fine. Or no, I didn't even get knocked out. I just banged like my legs up against the front part of the cart. And I was like, man, this guy, this guy plays for keeps in the parking lot.

I was like, it was like, like, like eight hours into meeting Kyle and he's like, hop in. And I'm like, all right, here we go. I remember being in the cart and being like, he's going faster than I thought. Long strides. Yeah. That, that might've happened. I can appreciate like, yeah, I like the sillier stunts more than the like over the top painful ones. But I like just the sometimes the total

lack of creativity of Wild Boys where it's like, we're here with the coconut crab. What are we gonna do, Chris? And they're like both like clearly just fucked up. And they're like, we're gonna, we're gonna put it on your ass, Steve-O. Hey, why do they call it the coconut crab? And someone's like, it is because it can crush a coconut with its claw. It's like, put it on Steve-O's ass. And then he's like, just crying there. It's yeah, he said he, what he regrets a lot of the animal stuff that he

wouldn't do it now, um, you know, the, the stuff they did with all sorts of animals, they, they did multiple seasons of that of that shit yeah i do like they're they're all so old now i saw johnny knocks the other day johnny knocks will the other day he's so old he literally he looks 70 like he's 53 i checked it earlier today i had an i thought those guys aged pretty well especially steve find me a really recent photo of yes steve has got kind of a slick shaped look where he could be any page. He's just kind of gross looking, but Johnny was a handsome guy at one point. He just like, he went like stark white hair.

Yeah. He stopped dying it during the pandemic while they were filming the last Jackass movie. And so he abruptly showed up gray and it was shocking because he'd been black hair for so long and Yeah, it's yeah, what happens? There you go It's a good look though. Yeah Steve-o on the right looks young to my eye I think it's because they busted out so many of his real teeth Eye. Right. Oh, yeah. Those veneers are doing a lot of veneers. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I think it's because they busted out so many of his real teeth.

Who the hell is on the. He's fit. Like a lot of people. I guess they had a lot of these guys. A man, Preston looks old. He's the fat one. Oh, absolutely. Yes. Wow. Where's we man and he's he's still alive, right? He's out of. They're kind of. Does their kind live for longer than us or Oh, where's we man and he's he's still alive, right? Does their kind live for longer than us or like how does that work? I don't think it works that way. Yeah, is it like dog ears?

Like dog ears You're getting my hair is graying from the back So like the front of it's really dark But the back of it is like totally white. And so people when I, when we do then with key stories, I sit in a chair and stare at a camera in the dark and I look very dark headed, but people see me in person and they're shocked at how old I look and they are not good at not saying that. So I hear it sort of every day and it's, uh, it's, it's fun. You know, like, yeah, thanks.

Yeah, that sounds great. My hair is my gray hair. Almost all of it is right above my ears. It's like the silver streak and it's completely hidden with my headset on camera. I feel like people have no idea I'm graying, but I am. You're pulling it off. I'm not trying to pull it off. I feel like, uh, like I'm going to get exposed as you know, gray haired or something, but it, no, you like going gray on the sides. It, nothing wrong with that. I feel like I'm gonna get exposed as you know gray haired or something, but it no you

Going gray on the sides Nothing wrong with that. It looks good like I'm happy with my hair. I got lucky repair. I saw a photo today Zach see if you can find this of Because I think Elon may have retweeted it God some some of his tweets are so questionable They're childlike that you got to look at everything else He does through a different lens. But it was, no, it was Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz retweeted this.

And the tweet was something like, if Donald Trump grew a beard, the election will be over in 30 minutes. And it's a picture of Trump with a fake beard. And it's like, but goddamn, that does look good. Does it look good? It looks so good. It looks so good. You know what I never realized I never thought about this.

I've never seen Trump with even the tiniest amount of facial hair. It looks like that who used to play James Bond. Pierce Brosnan. Pierce Brosnan has been rocking like a really distinctive beard the last few years. But see if you find that Ted Cruz tweet of him. Yeah, that's not the one I saw. No, there was a better one. I saw that too. It was, it was from an angle. It, but it's very dramatic. I guess it probably the makeup hides the stubble in most cases. Oh yeah. But I'd like to, if he can grow,

Oh man. Yeah. If he could grow a full beard, I'd like to see it. I like to see a little more dabbling. I like that JD Vance has has stormed that beach getting beards back into the high ranking. That does look good. There's no guarantee he'd grow that beard. Just glue it on. Just glue it on. Get some special.

It could be. He would glue it on. That's very Trumpy. Maybe it's very patchy and that's why he doesn't. Or maybe he just thinks it's like he's from a time where maybe in his mind, like that's very low class. I don't know. He should he should have a whole rally beard thing where he's gonna he's not gonna shave until election day. And but you know, get them. He's already got like a paint guy now just needs a body guy. You'll full paint and body stick a fake beard on there. Make it seem like he grows that in like three days. that in like three days. That's it. I'd like to do like that. I think that Oxford or someone should do like a meta analysis on the net impact of presidents by facial hair. Like if our bearded

presidents have been more net gains or if they've, you know, the clean face ones have been more net gains because like just like how good the country's going. I don't know. I haven't thought this through, man. But like, uh, like Lincoln beard, that's gotta be a pretty good one in the beer column, right? Grant. Grant beard. Another good, good column. Taft. Actually, no, I think Taft, even though he was a big fat person, he's actually known to have been a very good president, wasn't he? I like how you put that. Even though he was in spite of his deficiencies, he overcame that to be a competent leader. Holy cow.

I'm always keen when I come on to hear like how the podcast is doing, like what is growth like, how's it been? I see we're still. Dude, I'm playing video games right now and you're bothering me with something else. We famously don't even know. I see we're still in a Dracula Pills. Dude, I'm playing video games right now and you're bothering me with something else. I'm playing video games. We famously don't even look at the numbers. I literally don't know how it's doing.

It seems to be doing good. It's 722 episodes in and we gotta be doing something right. I'll pop by and look at the YouTube views and it's like, all right, fucking looking good. There we go. But I have no idea. Cause most of our viewers are listeners cause most people don't actually watch us sit here

and talk. Like most of it's coming from the other sites and I have no idea what those other sites like Spotify. We're like four times bigger typically audio only than we are in YouTube. Yeah. And I don't blame like if I would sit here and just watch me. Yeah. We're not pretty. We can't be any funnier, you know, if we wanted to. So this is all we got. You know what I mean? Sometimes captain Kirk hollers down and he's like, give me more power. I'm giving it all she's got. That's us. This is it. Like what would you say? Oh, I don't know about your number. What are you going to do? Like be extra funny this, this week?

Yeah. This is all we got. For like Halloween round numbers, PK 800 maybe we'd get like more guests or something. How's the, you bought a whiskey company or started a whiskey company? What's that? Sort of, yeah. So we go through a lot of liquid courage here

at the Venwicky studio as people come in and try to tell their best car stories. And so they need a little lubrication for that every once in a while. So I started, you know, collecting bourbons and enjoying it for, you know, the last few years, and I thought it'd be fun mostly because the name then whiskey sounds fun. And so our local craft distiller is ASW here in Atlanta, and they make some really good stuff.

And so I had some meetings with them and I'm like, Hey, this is what I have in mind. And they, they had some like eight year age, really, really good stuff. And so I had some meetings with them and I'm like, Hey, this is what I have in mind. And they had some like eight year age, really, really good stuff they'd sourced. And they were like, this would fit really well. And we tasted a handful of different things and it was awesome. And so, yeah, that's kind of a different way

to not necessarily leverage the social media following, but just embrace the different opportunities that we have. We made Vin whiskey. And so it's, uh, that. And it's been on right now. Yeah, it's, it's delicious. So we have a launch party this weekend here in Atlanta and it's got pictures of Lamborghinis on it and things my hand are covering, but I, uh, it's, it's big.

It's like, uh, you know, it comes out of the barrel at like 118 proof and we prove it down to one 10 so we can put state legal labels on it and things like that. But it's like, you know, it comes out of the barrel like 118 proof and we prove it down to 110 so we can put state legal labels on it and things like that. But it's been fun. It's been kind of an interesting process because the spirits world is such a strange business but I've enjoyed it. Nice.

So can you like, are you like sophisticated enough in your bourbon palette or whiskey palette that you can like sip that one you have there and be like, ah, oak. Yeah. So I kind of told him like, I like, I mean, you know, most high proof is going to be pretty oaky and a little hot, but then hopefully resolve into some interesting flavors. And so I like coffee and chocolate and things like that to come out eventually. And so it does. And so as I described the kind of stuff that I liked in terms of flavor and in terms of products

I like Eagle Rare and old Forrester 1920 and some Heaven Hill stuff And I was like, you know, would you have anything kind of like that and they're like, oh we have some great stuff and so after trying I don't know probably ten different things that this was like kind of right down the middle of what I was looking for and You know, we'll find out over the course the next few weeks if the audience agrees but so far it's been been quite positive it's a limited run thing it would be no different than you guys partnering with a supplement or whatever that it's just a co-branding effort as opposed to me starting a spirits company but it's uh it's super fun and it's a nice one to have on the shelf

yeah i was gonna ask because it was eight years old, where do you get more eight-year-old whiskey? So it's a, do you just do it in a run? Exactly. Yeah. So we can probably do five to six thousand bottles of it and then try to figure out what like then whiskey 2.0 looks like. If you, we wanted to go real high quality to begin with. So even people that are real big whiskey fans will enjoy it. And then we can be a little bit more experimental which means we can go with some stuff

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Super soon. Like, like days like this. This was always a liberal talking point that I rolled my eyes out, but they always pointed out that Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm when he became president, because he didn't want any like what do you call it?

Conflict of interest or something. What was he going to do? Have you heard about him? I just assumed he was like an old feeble man. Obviously as he's a hundred, I had no idea that like, he hasn't been able to communicate whatsoever in like over a year now. Like he can't talk, he can't respond.

He's like, just- I didn't know that, but I inferred it from the picture. He voted. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I'm sure he did. Yeah, I'm sure he filled it in with his fucking dead hand. I think I could guess which way he'd vote.

I think all right. Well, let's keep playing that game then, huh? Well, I do see I do see the risk. I propose there. Yeah, I play guesser. Regardless of what you did, regardless of what way he votes, you shouldn't be letting fucking 100 year old people vote. You got no space in that. You got no stake in the future. Yeah, it's like you're over 75, you're over 80.

All right. Calm down. I was gonna draw it at 100, but I see your point. He doesn't get a say. It's just like he's 100 years old. He's very likely, he has no idea what's happened in the world in the past year. The dude's getting wheeled around.

That guy is sharp. Sharpest attack. Yes. Taylor, this is a conspiracy you're putting out about Jimmy Carter trying to act like he's incompetent and elderly. He is the leader in that room, okay, Taylor? He is the guy at the head of the table running that office.

That would be something that he like does an interview, like he's running for office and he like just doesn't answer anything that afterward they're like Jimmy Carter puts on strong stoic face Is his leg backwards with his mouth again That was such a fucked up big he's just that dude is so bad like he's like a draugr in Skyrim It's like you've awoken him and now he's. Such a bad picture. So they wheeled him out.

For those who haven't seen it, they wheeled Jimmy out. Jimmy Carter, they wheeled him out for his friends and family, and then they did like a military flyover for his 100th birthday, which is a nice idea. If the person receiving the flyover is, you know, with it. But what happened instead was they wheeled this poor guy out into the open air and then they flew scary planes over him. He was probably terrified. He's probably terrified right now. Like I don't wish anything bad upon him, but I do wish him death because I don't think that's bad at this stage.

Yeah, he's a one. Why would you want to keep going? There's no way he has any quality of life. That's a It's like a prison your body if he was my daughter Michael Schumacher last week They said that he went to his daughter's wedding and they let people come be there, but they couldn't have phones and so Nobody will Michael Schumacher has been kind of like Schrodinger's cat, like dead and alive for the last, you know, I guess 12, 13 years since the accident. And so apparently he's like not really able to communicate normally, but he was there. Um, and so nobody really knows what that means. Can you tell us about the accident? Not, I don't know.

I'm thinking my viewers might not. Yeah, a skiing accident, a traumatic brain injury. And it was unclear for years if he was alive or dead. Um, but he's, he's probably mid fifties now, give or take, but his kid, 22, something. I mean he, Mick Schumacher is 25. Yeah. But if he basically loses, his sister was getting married.

He loses his father kind of when he was 15. Does that sound right? I think he was brain dead for a while, right? Yes. Yeah. And so I don't know what the nobody knows other than the family and you know, the really close circle of exactly what his condition is. But same kind of thing, the family's been very, very delicate about what they do with him.

And because they want to be as respectful and keeping him in the highest esteem. And RM is about to sell one of his Formula One cars for $15 million. And so it's like, he's arguably the most legendary driver of all time. So to try to, you know, manage that is not that dissimilar than trying to, you know, deal with a hundred year old Jimmy Carter of like, well, how, how much do you let the world see? Not at all. But I kept Jimmy in the closet somewhere. Jimmy's, Jimmy looked rough. But, I mean, there's no way I saw Jimmy before that. I remember he took a tumble. He fell somewhere somehow and he like fell on his goddamn face. So he's all busted up and he's got that old ninety five year old skin. So he like all busted apart.

But they still wheeled his ass out there. So he could tap nails at one of those houses they built. And it was like, that's a good sign of like, you know, solidarity for the crew. I mean, you think I like that, but he's way too old for that kind of thing now. Like, I saw Georgia early voting is apparently like bonkers right now. It's the records they say. And I saw Jimmy got his early vote in and I was just like, man, yeah, see, this is years ago. This is before he got old. This is like five, six years ago. This is before he got old. This is years ago. This is like five, six years ago at this point. This is before father time caught up with the spry. I think that's a 2019 on his

windbreaker. So that was half a decade ago. He was bucking a roof in plumbing, you name it drywall man. Mostly. Yeah. Spin that whole piece. They shouldn't do that. The, the way that the Schumacher family handled it seemed much, much better. It's like, let everybody, yeah, let everybody remember you in a positive way. Not like, oh my goodness, this guy's borderline dead. You said he was the most legendary driver. I'm a newbie F1 fan. So for me, it's Hamilton. Who is your most legendary driver ever? There's so many criteria, you know, you could say, I think the most gifted driver was Senna,

but you know, you could, the most, it's Schumacher's presence was kind of Jordan-esque that like wherever he was, like you just sort of expected him to win in a different way than with Hamilton, where you just knew that he was the best prepared to win in a different way than with Hamilton, where you just knew that he was the best prepared to win. And so I think that you didn't see Hamilton, especially in recent years, overcome adversity

the way that Schumacher and some of the others had to. But like when you watch Senna driving the rain or anything like that, it's unreal. And I think that's where you'll see some differentiation, but it's one of those fun things to debate because everybody's got a great opinion. Can you tell who's a good driver? And I asked that from my own position where like, I can tell you who's winning,

but since the cars are not fair, they're not equal, the guy who wins isn't necessarily the best driver. Heck, George Russell is a rookie rookie walked into Hamilton's car during COVID and for all intents and purposes was going to win that race. I think it had a mechanical issue or something in the last lap. But, uh, yeah. So it's like, Oh, well, shucks is Hamilton the best driver or does he just have a car that far and away the best that a first time driver can win? Can you tell who's good? No, because they're all extraordinary.

The ones that are in that league are all good enough. Even the ones who managed to buy their way in are still good enough to qualify for the chance to buy their way in. And so the average investment in a racing driver's career to get up to Formula 2 is approximately $20 million today. So you'd have to spend $20 million to have the chance to figure out if you're good enough to go into Formula 1. And there are ways that you can buy your way into Formula One, but you still have to be

so close to the cusp that it doesn't matter. You can't buy your way from my garage to Formula One. You've got to qualify because everybody's dad was willing to buy their way that next step into Formula One. They just couldn't quite qualify. And so, you know, even the guys that are spinning cars, crashing cars, missing everything, they are still that good. And if you gave them the best car, they'd have a shot. Except Mazapan, right? We agree with that, that rushing. He's not the same.

But he's still good enough to win Formula Two. Did he win Formula Two? No, but he could, given enough to win formula two. Did he win formula two? No, but he could given the chance, you know, yeah. So he's there, especially now that he's driven faster cars and you go down to a slower car and you're infinitely better. Right. So I think that they're, they're all close enough to that level that, yeah, there are standouts in that there are like world-class, phenomenal talents in the same, there are in every sport where, you know, everybody that's on an NBA roster made an NBA team got drafted or got signed as a free agent. And so it's the same situation where, you know, you can certainly get the deck stacked in your favor, but you still have to get to the doorstep in order to qualify.

Hmm. Okay. Yeah. I think we lost Kyle and Taylor. I'll stop Formula One talk. I have Ed Bullion on the show. I just wish I knew enough about it to even ask. My questions would be like, how fast do the cars go? It's fascinating, this sport. It is not fair. Every other sport is designed to be fair. They put some people in good cars, some people in bad cars. The engineers behind the scenes are part of the team in a so much more than like coaches are part of the team. And he mentioned paid drivers. Pay drivers is the term for people who buy their way on Taylor. If you're 1% better than me, but I have someone who will give the team $20 million

to give me your seat, I'll take your job. Even though I'm not as good as you. They're like, you know, I think we win more with Woody and 20 million in R&D than we do with Taylor. Yeah. And- Or we don't, and I don't care. Yeah, because we got $20 million. Right. And possibly. Yeah, yeah. And it's just something about the unfairness of the sport and the fact that they're not really trying to make it fair.

Football, basketball, worst team gets the first pick of the new players, right? They're trying to achieve parity. These guys, they're like, fuck you, go out and compete on your own. There are no gifts in this league. Spend more money. Figure it out. Well, there's, there's budget caps now, which is interesting too. But yeah, so like Verstappen, did he win 18 out of 22 races? Something like that. If that's not right, it's close.

It was the most dominant performance by a driver ever. And I can tell you, he's a good driver. I can't tell you if he's the best because he had the best car. Right. Another, like he won like 18 out of 22 races. His teammate won two in the same car. And then there's no evidence that he's won in a substandard car

in a meaningful way. Right. Yeah. I can't point to that. Yeah. So, but the, the, oh, the 22 races, he got like 18 wins. His teammate got two and then the other 18 drivers combined for two What you'd rather watch a racing series where it's like bumper cars and we all just get assigned at the beginning Iraq Iraq yep the international race of champions so they did that up

They probably did in the 90s They definitely did in the 80s and they would just build with a spec series so that everybody got the same Camaro prepped the same way. And they just put a different name and sticker on the front. And that's the car you got in. And that's where you went and they had the best of NASCAR, the best of formula one, the best of them. So everything. And they would just go all, all the way out there.

And so to me, that's incredible right now for the same reason that it's only rookies in the NBA slam dunk contest It would be a hard sell today because no one it's too costly to lose versus the benefit of winning but that would be a blast if we could get them to do it I would watch that because I Don't care about the engineering of the car and it's clear that cheating is part of the game And I don't so I don't care who's figured out how to Sneak some extra fuel into their fuel lines or whatever nonsense is being done it If I knew it was like bumper cars or not like bumper cars, but like go-karts, you know, you just I'm number 13

Hope that's a good one. You know, like I'd like it. I would like that. I could watch that again, again, even playing field. And I also, I don't know, like something about the way that the racing is filmed isn't all that inspiring to me. Maybe if I was on board more with the driver, I kind of, I always enjoy that more than just a aerial view of them going round and round. In F1, it's mostly on board footage, I think.

But you only get to see the race so well. Honestly, as a stats and stories guy, I don't watch the full races. They condense it to eight minutes, and I get to watch all the interesting parts and feel like I'm on top of it without spending that much time. That makes sense.

Well, and I figured out with Drive to Survive that it was much better as a story arc off the track with slight fulfillment coming on the track than it was elsewhere. And I don't think any other sport has managed that. I haven't watched the Netflix starting five thing for basketball yet or the, but the golf one wasn't all that great. But to me, like drive to survive is a brilliant media product of just a, an

opportunity that nobody even thought about up until that's what made me a fan. Yeah. I got into it with drive to survive. So was it five years ago or something like that? Yeah, I think so. It's complicated though. I still feel like I don't understand it well enough. You know, they, they mock some teams idiotic strategy and I was like, well, I could have made them and I don't know.

Yeah. I like where it's a little trashy too. And I don't, I don't, I don't see that coming from F1, but like the WWE occasion of like various sports, I think is always a good thing. Like that, I like that about the UFC. I like that. It's a little bit pro wrestling in the way they promote and the way that sometimes there's full on conspiracies about like they really have beef. Like is that they'll have a fight like guys will get in a fight fist fight seemingly before an event because they like bumped into each other.

They're so goddamn hard. Neither one of them could take a shoulder check and they just throw down in a hallway. And it's like, was that real or was that business? You know, and you want to, you want to know and be like, oh yeah, that was real. But no, that it wasn't, but I can't tell sometimes, I can't tell if it's real or not with Daniel Cormier and, uh, uh, John Jones back in the day, there's this private home on ESPN. They're doing a simulcast. They're remote locations, I think. And, uh, after the thing cuts and they're off It's still rolling still recording and Daniel Cormier's like our John Jones is like you still there pussy

Cory's like yeah, I'm still here John and they're going back and forth. He's like I spit on you John I would have spit on you. He's like, you know, I'll kill you if you ever spit on me, you know that right? No, no, no, you don't know. I would literally kill you. I'm not going to beat you up. I will take your life away if you have spit on me. You understand that? Right. And they have this really like Daniel's like, you think I'm just going to sit there and let you kill me? Like this is the conversation they're having. They don't know they're being recorded. They think this is all there. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was pretty good. It's famous in MMA memes. Yeah, that's one of the greater rivalries ever.

It was really fun to watch. They hated each other. The juxtaposition of the sweet teddy bear family man with the drug-doing rock star, fake good guy, the most villainous fighter ever, maybe. Like he's a piece of shit. It's great. He is a terrible person in real life.

You don't want him in your life. Scumbag. But you do want him on your TV. Fuck yeah. So when you think about showmanship as an element of sport, right? Okay. Because obviously it is. It's a professional game. And so, you know, you can look at, you know, guys like Jordan or Schumacher, Senna or Brady or anybody and say they were the greatest of their thing.

But like, who was the greatest showman athlete that made it fun to watch them win or lose or whatever? them win or lose or whatever. Yeah, Mayweather's made a career out of being hated. So he feeds into that a little bit. Muhammad Ali was the guy who would show up with the gift of gab and just have these clearly prepared like little raps that he that he do that was very entertaining. He had great relationships with the media. Sorry, I want to add though,

did anyone else have prepared like raps or poems before Ali? I feel like he invented that. Chael Sonnen did it too, but of course he did invent it. Right. Yeah. I don't know. He was probably, um, I don't know. I don't know where he got that from. Maybe he was completely pioneering it. There's a thing where he talks about how fast his punches are, right? And he tells the reporter to hold his hand up. And he's like, I hit so fast.

I hit so, put your hand up. The guy's like a little nervous. He's like, put your hand up. I'll hit it twice. He's all right. Are you ready? You want to see it again? Right?

He didn't do it. I totally fell do it. I Totally fell for it Yeah, I usually don't like those cheesy biopics, but Will Smith played Muhammad Ali in a movie called Ali and it's pretty good He definitely did some steroids or something. Will Smith got real big and bulky. Yeah, and he did that Kentucky accent at Louisville Slang kind of thing really well. It was a pretty good movie. So like someone like that and then in MMA it's Connor McGregor like he talked his way into almost everything that he did before him. Chael Sonnen who literally talked his way into fights and championship fights main events

that he had no business being in. He just talking of smack from a different weight class that you would just. And then he'd say, yes, you know, and he he'd end up in these crazy fights and get crazy opportunities because he was the best at talking shit. He would, he would tell. And sometimes he was picking on people who didn't speak English. So they can't really, they have no retort, you know, they just have to sit there and look stupid while he says, uh, that they thought of when they first flew to America, they thought a bus was a giant horse

and they tried to feed the carrot. No, that's true. No, it's true. I watched it happen and that guy sitting over there, he doesn't speak Portuguese. He doesn't know what's happening to him. He's getting made fun of to his face. Everybody's laughing at him. Showmanship.

Yeah, I like showmanship in sports and social media has helped it a lot. I got into basketball. Again, I barely watch any games. I do watch like eight minute recaps of games where you see like some of the better and the more interesting parts of it. But I read about it every day.

I read about the trades, who's hurt, how it's going, who has beef. I watch YouTube videos. I saw Jimmy Butler. Jimmy Butler is a little bit hood. So they put him in the woods, gave him a life vest and had him in a canoe. This man can't swim.

He can't swim. His canoe tipped over in like 18 inches of water and the panic was hilarious until he realized he could touch. And like it just endeared him to me because this guy's really good at basketball. When social media, Twitter, stuff like that has added an aspect to the entertainment ecosystem

around sports that didn't used to be there. You know where the hole needs to be filled in reality television. And that's someone needs to be following college football athletes now that they've got that real money dude, if you were just following the the UGA Bulldogs and like you you like picked for the stars or for the You see some shit shit because I don't know if y'all follow the headlines I I Get it gets it to me The UGA Bulldog players are constantly getting into trouble for these crazy,

reckless driving charges. And then all sorts of other crimes I don't want to get into because this is my voice. Who's to say what they did? I wasn't there. I did nothing. I didn't say I'd do nothing except catch a fucking ball, make a touchdown or two. That's all. These are heroes as far as I'm concerned.

So but if you had a reality show that was following those cats around because some of those guys are making hundreds of thousands of dollars and they're they're 18. Yeah, they're 18, 19 years old. And they're they've all I've seen pictures of like the fleet of cars that rolls up over there. Everybody's got a fucking fast car. They've got track hawks and shit. And they're tooling around Athens, Georgia, and getting these

ridiculous speeding tickets and putting people at risk. And they can't be doing that anymore. Now they're down at rank five. Yeah. I know there's 12 12. Is it 12? You're probably. Yeah. I know it's a bell you can't unring, but like, are they gonna realize, hmm, we really shouldn't have had this happen? I was just thinking about that. So we had Mr. Beast on the show. And if you remember his early videos, he used to give like tons of money to strangers,

waitresses, whatever. He gave a homeless guy 10 grand, which I thought was a really kind act. Like imagine how you could clean up your life with that. And he's like, uh, regrets on that one. Turns out if you give a homeless man 10 grand, that is not the act of kindness that you think it is. He's going to make a lot of terrible decisions

that hurts himself. Like, so I wouldn't do that one again. Anyway, circling back to the football players on UGA, it's not entirely different given these guys a hundred grand than expecting them to live straight and narrow lives. Right. I mean, they got to pay them though. Like they have to pay them something. That old system. And I'm not that plugged into it. They're student athletes. They're student athletes like Cartman says. They were making, they were making. Payment.

I feel like it should be more than that. Cause it's like. More than studying accounting. None of these guys are like, like they're all there for football. They're not. Those guys are selling millions of dollars worth of merch, jerseys. Video games. Video games.

Likeness is in all the games and it's like, they don't need to be making an absurd amount of money, but like they need to be making an absurd amount of money, but like they need to be compensated in some way for that. They're going to make absurd amount of money no matter, no matter what, what you've got to have is a coach and a system that that instills some sort of integrity into them about it. Like, look, I want us all to have track Hawks. I want us all to go to race days.

I want us all to like spray champagne on hookers but holes. Yeah. But let's win another championship. I want to see a whole parking lot of Ford Raptors for each of my guys. I'd be fine with that. But I'd be like, guys, you get a speeding ticket. Like, like, that's it. You know, you can't do there should be a, no, there should be an environment where like, if you saw one of your teammates going off speeding, you'd be like, Whoa, you need to slow down, bro. Kirby. Whoa, brother. Arrive alive, brother. How would you punish a football player? Like, could you just have them do wind sprints for 15 minutes?

No, no. Remember what the Roman's day? Professional athletes. No, you can't punish him that way. You could, you can either take his playtime away or you can say stop doing that Well now you're hurting the fans. I just want to play it if you this is you wanted to be a fucker down game day This is the most easily solved problem ever hit me So because all you do is make the rule of NIL money be that it goes into a delayed payment trust All right. These guys have no living expenses, they have scholarships, they have paid housing,

they have paid food, they need no money. So if we just said that they get all this NIL money that they will have access to in their future, that they will appreciate and want to seek out, are we just giving it to them to figure out if they would actually be okay, professional athletes when we pay them more money? I think that's a pretty decent solution. I haven't thought about the external. I think they're going to sue for their money. I hope they're watching. Oh yeah.

We're just going to borrow against like, like the, the money and like get cash, you know, like the, all you guys go to the bank and say, you see this contract right here? Yeah. I got 4 million coming my way and 18 months about get running me up a line of credit real quick. The good old Allen Iverson deal. Yeah. I didn't know you do that. I didn't know that, but I was, yeah, Allen Iverson, we get some money out of this Reebok did I'll Iverson the biggest favor that any athletes ever been given is

did island Iverson the biggest favor that any athletes ever been given is they delayed a huge portion of his payment until he was 50 years old. What? Wow. And he only got it a few years ago. And Iverson was, he was like separated from his wife and he was living out of the embassy suites in Buckhead and they were playing, he and his boys were playing Monopoly with like real cash in the lobby every night and all his money. And I'd have to write him temp tags every month for his Lamborghini because he was like,

he would never pay the taxes and register it. And it eventually got impounded and had like, I used to write all our temp tag in Georgia. We should like handwrite the dates of the, when the to write all our temp tag. In Georgia, we used to like hand write the dates of the, when the expiration on them. And it can only be like 30 days out. And I always did it in calligraphy. And so like, I saw a darn picture and I'm like, oh my gosh, that was, that was one I did.

And yeah, we had to go through it. I've got the darn title to his car upstairs because they lost it in the mail. But yeah, he had taken out so many loans against them up against the money that he was going to get when he was 50. The only thing he got to keep was essentially the risk spread because he actually did get it and he paid him off. But it was so he's all right now, I guess.

But I mean, he got like not arrested, but like moved away by the cops for panhandling once Really? Yeah, I know he's wasteful spending was wild like it So he had a really really nice home that he couldn't keep and when he moved out he had 120 pairs of timberlands Which you know expensive work boots just in the cloth. They were in they were the fashion at the time And what? Yeah, yeah, so that's like $12,000 worth of timberlands They were in, they were the fashion at the time. And yeah. So that's like $12,000 worth of team.

Do they even make a hundred times? You're probably right. I was driving home when Carmelo went to the Knicks and he was on the phone yelling like, bring me back, bring me back. I've been, I've been playing in China. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be right there next to Carmelo.

And he was trying to get the Knicks to pick him up. And I mean, Alan's awesome. I enjoyed every conversation I've ever had with him, but, uh, some of his entourage was a little iffy, but I, uh, it was, it was honestly, it saved his life that Reebok had enough for thought to structure the contract that way. And if we do that for NIL kids, we'll save their lives. 50s old. Yeah.

It is. But not if you're making nine figures in the league. No, make it till they're out of school or something like that. But like, put it somewhere to work. Most of these guys aren't going to make the league, though. Yeah, make it till they're out of school or something like that. But like put it, put it somewhere to what most of these guys aren't going to make the league though. Yeah, make it. That's great. So let them live off of the interest until they're 25 years old and then let them have access to the principal and they'll be fine.

And you can build the greatest hedge fund of all time, managing their money in the players association, cause you can run it through the NFL and they could be eligible for the pension because they were the character who would manage the NIL money. That's a problem, but it's a solvable. I don't want to do a... He'd be of a certain persuasion. I'd keep a close eye on your money.

I'm the money guy. That's in my name. My name is Jonah money. I would coin. I would be a little scared of like a situation like that where like who's watching all that NIL money, but I would be for maybe delaying it till they got out of school. You know, yeah.

I just, but at the same time, you imagine down the school's endowments are all managed perfectly. But what would happen, what would happen inevitably is you'd have one of these players who should be sitting on $10 million or $2 million, whatever. And his mother would be like dying of congestive heart failure and she can't get good medical treatment because they've got his money locked up and he can't get it and he's suing for the money. They would sue for their money. I think they can't unring the bell because they're getting your right. They can't unring the bell. At some point, the next generation would generation be like yes more don't give us that money

How many years into like it's this is pretty recent right like it's only the past few years. They've been getting this right It's not five. Yeah, it's two or three years It's a cool scenario if you ask me. It's like dude. You know what sucks What would happen if you gave like the they're like the fighter pilots, right? Like they're like alpha male, like college athletes, number one, number two team in the, in the country. Can you imagine what heroes they must be when they walk around that campus or whatever, like how long is it winning?

Yeah. Like the way their asses must get kissed. Like they're on ESPN every day. They're getting interviewed. They're doing all sorts of cool stuff and they're millionaires and there's 18, 19, 20 years old. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. No lock and load for those boys. Don't worry. They won't stay millionaires. They need some lock and load. They won't stay millionaires and there's a 0% chance

they've learned even one thing in college. Oh, don't say that. Oh, man. At Georgia Tech, they used to give them fill-in-the-blank notes. They would make the professors give them fill-in-the-blank note sheets for all their classes. Yeah. I'm putting myself in that situation. I'm worth millions of dollars and I'm in college, and I think it's likely I'd go pro in a sport. I don't give a fuck about any class at all. At all. Who gives a shit? I'll beat up some nerd or I'll pay some nerd. I guess not beat up. I could just pay the nerd to give me the answers to the test. Look here, Moneystein. Well, it's not your usual world history degree. Your plan B is coach high school.

So that's a deep plan B. Right. Well, that's it. That's what they're that's what they think. And that's what they do. Well, I'm going to fly the B-2 bomber stealth plane. And my backup plan is a bus. You know, they fly those out of Missouri. Yes, they do. We have a lot of well, Boeing is a Missouri based company.

You guys struck. I say you guys, I mean, your local B-2 stealth bombers, you guys struck. Yeah, I'm tired of some some hootie targets in the Middle East. Like today, you flew nonstop from Missouri to the Middle East It's the worst place to put them Missouri's not close to any other country. I think that's the idea I think it's so far away. It's like we should these are pretty expensive. Let's keep them safe. They're keeping them safe They're keeping them safe and they just refuel a couple times They really want safer in New Jersey like like're not going to get attacked from the ocean.

I don't think. I think NORAD knows where to put its bombers. I have no idea. We got a lot more space here. I don't know. You're like Woody's right. Oh my God, that blue shark guy. Yeah.

That's the one kind of, see, I'm a, I'm a Missouri nationalist, so I'm happy to see Missouri giving them what for over there. It's the focus for foreign affairs. Yes, the focus is Boeing out of Missouri. It's weird, some of the companies based in Missouri, you wouldn't expect, like Monsanto, some of the giant Boeing, Monsanto. It's like, really? I would have pictured that being in fucking, I don't know, Virginia, one of those states

that you think of New York. That you think of being in. It likely has something to do with your lax laws there. And I'm not even being like jokey about that. They're very lax around so many odd places. Like we've talked about how you can get all those exotic animals there and the drinking and driving laws are very lax.

Like you can have open container in their cars there. Yeah, as long as the driver. Not only open container, everyone in the car can be actively drinking and drunk except for the driver Yes pull you over you can have a there be a keg party in the back with headstands as long as they're buckled up We're good. That's true college rocked Yeah That's as long as the law is correct. Yeah, as long as you're not

I don't remember if this is a rumor or just something that like one of my friends said to like keep it more calm while he Was driving and everyone was drinking in the car But he was like I can't have a beer like in the cup holder near me like I can't have any alcohol within arms Reach of me because I'm driving you guys can all get hammered But like it's got to be clear that I'm not and that's I thought that was normal everywhere I didn't know we have what's called an open container law Which means if there is an open container and look they'll be shitty about it They'll go in you like the the back seat of your car and find out an old bottle of wine

They would the cork like like stuck back in it and the lock your ass up No, yeah in I know New Jersey better than others because that's when I learned a Six-pack with a missing bottle is an open container That's crazy. Even if the bottle, even if the bottle is not in the car and all other bottle out the window, if the six pack has been like opened and one of the bottles is gone. Yeah. That's like the condom wrapper was open.

Like like like you're inferring a lot here. Yeah, that's absurd. Like you can't maybe you're on the way, you're on the way to the parking lot. You drop a beer. Oh, fuck. Got to go buy a brand new six pack. Can't drive this home. Yeah. That's ridiculous. That's a wild man. Yeah. So Missouri landed the free home of the brave with their Missouri. All those cool animals like that. Honestly, it's one of the more appealing things about your state because I like cool animals. I genuinely would get a cappy bura if I like had a, I really want one. Move to Missouri and your dreams can come true. Dude, I could have a capy bura on. Dude, we have legal weed. We have the loosest gun laws in the

country and legal weed and I guess you can buy whatever animals you want. Yeah, I would take it too far and I'd become a cappy bura bre. And I would be, but no one would buy them. So I'd be pawning them off. You're just putting them down. Your account, you know, Kyle, I've done a market analysis and there's quite literally none, there was no data to pull. No one's buying these. No one likes them.

They're rubbish. Leather. I keep sending Woody Cappy Burrows and he keeps burning them. Throwing them in the fire even opening the four little boxes. Yeah, Cappy Burrow would not be my go-to exotic. It's the next American poodle. Okay. Do you think doodles were big? It's a rodent. Oh, you didn't even know. The Cappy Burrow is taking over. It's smell like a rodent.

Look, I've got some friends in Congress, okay. If you a right wing colleagues who were agree with me about the Cappy bura and if we can get, you know, stop bragging. With a little we could get some federal legislation to allow Cappy bura ownership. I think it could take off. I think it could be the next ostrich burger. The next ostrich burger. Oh my God. The whole thing of the Capybara industry.

When we get ostrich level. I would rather have a Capybara. The problem is nice. Can they be house-trip broken? Yes, very much. And their poop is like these little pellets that are like dirty. Oh, I had a rabbit left those pellets everywhere.

You cannot house train an ostrich. Absolutely, look, not an ostrich, a capybara. Oh, a capybara. What we're aspiring is the capybara blobby to get ostrich status. Okay. Not only are they loyal, they're loyal house pets. They live eight to 14 years probably,

and they are delicious in a pinch. You want a 14 year old rat in your house? That's disgusting. Master Splinter for the win. I get a whole, I get four fucking turtles. I get more turtles and I get a fucking, I get a Cappy Burrow. Halloween, I dress them up.

I dress them up for Halloween, the turtles, the fact that Cappy Burrow as Master Splinter would be sick. You know what exotic animal, actually this is probably an animal you can get in most States. This is a YouTube channel. You talked about years and years ago, Kyle, the, uh, this woman raises foxes. Oh yeah. And other than that, like you, uh, yeah, Finnegan Fox, they have to, um, they cannot be indoor animals ever apparently because they,

you can't train them out of marking and they have incredibly stinky pee. And so even if you have a really, a very domesticated one, it's gotta be an outdoor animal, but they're so, they have such big personalities and they like make these little chittering like laugh almost hyena sounds when you pet them. They're adorable. Kyle, given this enthusiasm,

what is the wildest animal or the craziest animal that you have personally domesticated? Oh, I don't know, but I haven't personally domesticated. He has a retarded dog. I had put Rocky down. It was a very sad day. I'm not ready to talk about it. It's a tender part in my heart. Are you serious? Yeah, I had to put a little part for Rocky down.

I would not have said that had I known. It's okay. He's gone now, though. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, I'm too sad about it to go pick up his ashes. They got his ashes in a little urn down the road. I gotta go get them in a couple of days. Gotta go pick them up. When did this?

Are his metal parts in there? Yeah, I hope so. Yeah, a couple of weeks now he had to go. He was very ill. He was suffering. He had cancer in his snoot and it was going to be $10,000 to maybe give him a couple more years. So sent all Rocky down the- I think my dog has cancer. I'm handling it by not going to the vet. So we don't know.

It's Schroedinger's cancer. Mm hmm. There's no possibility. Well, they don't feel a thing. You know, they don't feel a thing. Either way, Woody, that was pretty fucked up what you said about his dead dog. What? No, he knew about the dog. feel okay you know they don't feel okay either way what he that was pretty fucked up what you said about his dead dog

no he knew about the dog old rocky he's eating paint chips in a better place well rocky 2 the capybara is coming soon rocky 2 the capyb our I love it the sequel Or fella And at least now there's more space for for Murphy. I I was I was making a fucking scene at the vets office I was all I was crying and shit. Yeah, of course. It's your dog. That's awful I was like cannot pay before we do this because I just want to get out of here paid before we did it It makes me wonder why we don't execute people using a similar method,

because I always hear about how executions go awry and people suffer and they have a hard time. It takes a long time and it's iffy. And and then sometimes they talk about maybe the person's paralyzed because there's a series of drugs they give you. And one of them is a paralytic. And I think the idea is it's paralyzing your lungs or your heart or something, which sounds dreadful. But supposedly you're not aware of that. Why don't they just do exactly

what they do to dogs, which is give them a sedative that puts them unconscious, like probably a bunch of ketamine and then a big dose of painkillers that immediately stops their heart. It just seems like a really good way to do it. Yeah, super humane. I've done a couple of dogs and yeah, they're not suffering. Yeah, we had to do that early this year with my boa constrictor. And I know that sounds ridiculous, but it had very aggressive cancer and I always had her taken care of at the UGA vet clinic because there is zoological medicine school is incredible. And at the very last minute, one of the research docs came in and was like, Hey, we have this radical idea that if you put Bom in the tumor, that it might stop it.

And I'm like, holy cow, man, I've come here like ready to kill my snake. And you're like, maybe if we put B-venom for ridiculous amounts of money into this tumor that you and your colleagues have known about for a year and a half, this might be a thing. And it was like, you ultimately decided against it because there was actually no research that this was going to work, but it's like the worst moment for a sales pitch in your whole life. Yeah.

That sucks. How long did you have the snake? 11 years. Damn. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry about your snake and I'm very sorry about Rocky. The snake thing was a long time ago. It seems like, right?

Yeah. I'm healed for that. Yeah. I'm healed for that. I'm healed for that. I'm healed for that I'm sorry about your snake and I'm very sorry about Rocky. The snake thing was a long time ago, it seems like, right? Yeah, I'm healed from the snake, I think. We have another snake now. You got a new snake. A new snake.

What kind did you get? Another boa constrictor, best pets ever. Yeah? You can feed it once a month, it poops once a month, it's friendly around children, you can leave it for weeks at a time if you need to. Loves them. That's it around children and leave it for weeks. That it's loves them. You too. It hugs my four, even four month old so tight sometimes real affectionate,

quite the huggers. The only poops once a month. Yeah. It's, I mean, super low maintenance prefers to do so outside in the summer. Yeah. It's great. Does he definitely know who you and your wife and like people are? I think so. I mean, it's, you know, a reptile is kind of like a cat in that like if it's calm around you

It's probably happy with you. And so that's pretty easy to you know interpret only I Had a short experiment with a water monitor between the two boa constrictors and that was much more aggressive How and I lost a lot of blood over that. How long was the water monitor? How long was it? He was young. So he was probably only about 18 inches long, but sharp teeth. He was aggressive with the snakes or he would try and nip

at you. At me. Yeah, it was just one of those things that would never calm down. I mean, I would some time I could have but the problem was that I have young children and it wasn't that I was going to let it, it wasn't going to meaningfully hurt anybody. It was just not like anything you could engage with. And so there was no redemptive value in this pet whatsoever for a child. And so we were like, I realized we were probably a year away from any hope of them like being able to meaningfully interact with this thing. I'm like, that's just not the pet for this chapter of our family. So it got traded in for a little longer.

Take owner tips for this, like, oh yeah, we all wear welding gloves and we handle the bitey one. Not really. I mean, you don't, you just don't treat something like it's about to bite you and it generally doesn't bite you and you only do so with things that if it did bite you, it wouldn't be that. I love the sound of that. I didn't like that. Oh, how many times did you get?

Don't show any fear, bro. Don't show any fear. How many times did you get tagged? Zero. Like never with either snake, like it never was like, like snapped at you? One time, well into the cancer, the snake got mad at me for taking it inside and it tagged me on my elbow, not to like,

just to say, hey, stop it. Yeah. But it was, it was, you know, I didn't even realize that it had done so until I looked down, there was a couple of drops of blood on my arm, but it was, you know, just because the thing was so uncomfortable and it was, it was not like my, I, I had an 11 year old snake with a nine year old son. So the kids been around the snakes whole life hitting him on his face.

And it was just like, no, nothing to worry about at all. Not that it would ever be like unsupervised or anything like that. But it was, you know, it's nice because so many people have, you know, different concerns and presuppositions about snakes. And if you put them around one that's friendly and they don't have to worry about that, it's kind of cool for them. So in the same way that not being afraid to drive Bugatti through a McDonald's drive through is the same kind of way.

So, you know, a snake is a fun pet for your friend to have. I can go over there and be like, this is kind of fucking cool. Don't want this in my house. Don't want it anywhere near me. This is pretty neat today. And I, the, Taylor. The eyes. Don't look at the eyes. The... Apologize if you already clarified, but are they... The only kind of python I know that's pet... Is that called a ball python? They're very friendly?

Ball pythons are easy to keep as pets because they don't get very large. You never need a big cage. They're honestly not super duper friendly. So they're super nocturnal. They never do anything. Um, both of mine have been boa constrictors that are nicely active and easy enough to handle if you want to. They don't mind it, you know, they want to be around, they want to crawl around. Um, and so yeah, boas are a little bit easier and not that there's anything

wrong, Burmese Python or a reticulated Python, they just get big. Uh, but you know, these top out at like seven, eight, nine feet, which is, sounds crazy, but like a eight foot long snake would fit in a shoe box. So it's like, it's not that big of a deal. Okay. And so the ones you had, the biggest they got was nine feet. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that of a deal. Oh, okay. And so the ones you had, the biggest they got was nine feet. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a pretty fucking big snake.

Like one of the fears of just being around the snake even would be like how, if it does bite me, like how aggressively do I correct that? I don't want to break your snake, but at the same time, I don't want to allow your snake to to bully you, ravage me or anything. I've seen them bite people on the internet, obviously. Oh, and of course I was going to handle a rattlesnake one time. I had agreed to handle it and then I got there and I saw it and I was like, that's like an alpha male rattlesnake. I didn't know you had like, starter rattlesnake.

Then it's not a starter rattlesnake. They had the Arnold Schwarzenegger of rattlesnake I didn't know you had like starter rattlesnake then it's not a starter rattlesnake they had the Arnold Schwarzenegger of rattlesnakes in this they've been feeding it rats all the time and it was big and it looked at me and I swear to god it looked so angry it looked oh fucking it they have those crazy it doesn't want to be there I think it was a a diamond back rattlesnake and it's so fat like it's so big around Big around I had no idea it was I don't know how long it was maybe eight feet nine feet or something huge And it's in this fucking glass jar and they're like, yeah, that's old text. You're gonna handle him tomorrow that's the one you and I'm like

Fuck and he's I didn't get that apostolic. Dude, you're gonna have to chill out. Yeah, he's that Clint Eastwood eyes I swear to God he's like He's rattling the tail which to me is him screaming like a battle cry and That night in the motel or hotel or whatever I dreamt that that snake bit me like right here in that like meaty thumb area and then that it rotted off like it got necrotic. I dreamt that and the next day I was like we're not doing the snake thing. We're not doing the snake. Yeah something came to me in a dream and we're not doing this bit.

Genuinely yeah that was it. I had visualized it and I felt like that was some bad juju. I'd already created some fucking pathways to that outcome. A rattlesnake isn't a good starter snake to be fucking with. I mean, I've like fucked around with like blacks, like, uh, was black snakes, like like rats, like I catch those by hand all the time. Um, and they get big, like a rat snake can't hurt you though. Like, no, thanks a little bit, but it's no big deal. Yeah. Never been bit by, by one. We would have, uh, we get them all the time. I make posts in my little neighborhood group.

Like if you've got a bad snake, I'll come grab it and put it in a bucket and bring it over to the house and it'll lead all the chipmunks and be a beautiful thing. Do you ever feed other snakes to your snake? Is that part of their diet or not really? Always don't eat other snakes, but I did have, so as a response to that kind of their diet or not really? Boas don't eat other snakes, but I did have, so as a response to that kind of post, I had a neighbor call me and they were like, there is a snake eating a

other snake on my back porch. And I, it was a king snake eating a rat snake. Yeah. And I wouldn't got it. And I moved it over to my yard just to kind of like, let it finish. And the problem was this stupid snake had decided to eat a snake that was longer than itself. Oh, so it's going to die.

Well, so I checked on him the next morning and he was like a zigzag snake because the other snake was so stuck in him back and forth. So he threw that snake up and he was totally fine after that. And he hung around the house for a little while and whatever, but like an evil beast. They really are. Our ancestors knew what they were doing. I just, I could make spiders. There's a reason we're ingrained. Like, Hey, get, get that, get that away from me. That's right. I had a friend that're ingrained. Like, Hey, get, get that, get that away from me.

I had a friend that had a bird. I don't know birds, but it was one of the ones that has the big like crown of, uh, of feathers on its head. And it would talk to, it would say interesting things. I remember it was an expensive bird. It was rather tall and it had all had tons of plumage. It was a big talkie bird. And I thought that was cool as shit. Like, like, he went, hello, hello, hi, close the door. I had the opposite bird experience. My father's friend had a bird and this bird chewed a hole

in the middle of a door and then used that hole as its perch. I mean, the hole was like 18 inches tall and it plucked all its own feathers out cause it was bored. That's stress. Yeah. They were growing back or not fully plucked or something.

He was just a little semi plumaged. But the destruction in the house and the fact that they all sort of had to organize their lives around the bird, maybe not want a bird. Yeah, bird should be out there flying around in the world. You know what I mean? Like I don't birds don't belong in houses, you know, they should be in the jungle somewhere

like like flying around chasing jungle birds. There's a scene in The Wire where they're talking about the detective. It's the black woman detective. And he's like, you're an outdoor cat. You don't belong behind a desk. And you know, there are outdoor cats that just shouldn't be inside. They won't be happy there. Yeah, for sure. I remember the expensive birds is you can they're expensive or you can have any of them for free from people that have them. of them for free from people that have them. So we adopted a McCall, like a full on blue and gold pirate bird when we were kids, cause I thought it'd be cool.

And my parents weren't very good at saying no to stuff that we could afford. And the, uh, and so we got this big free bird, but it had been taught every inch of profanity one could imagine. And it is great, of course, in proper context in our very Christian household. And I mean, it would like drop a nut that it was trying to eat and unleash the most ridiculous Chris Rocks for you ever heard in your life. And was the bird dropping in bombs? No, but it was-

Yeah, but you got him too by the end. Right. Yeah, it ended up- It took a while. It took a while. He was resistant. But I'm an animal trainer. I'm a bit of a trainer.

Man, it's, I mean, you know, we have to let everybody know that bird's adopted and we're just warming them up. But they require so much attention. Like we ended up letting another family have her for a little while and now it lives in a veterinary office, which is perfect because it's like endless interaction. Yeah, and a little comic relief for the people who have to put their notes down. Well, they don't talk when you're around them. They only talk for attention.

And so if you're engaging with them, they usually won't talk. But if they're like in the other room and they think you're having a good time, they will make sure that you have to give them attention. You know what I want to decode? I want a lot of money in science going to decoding how animals talk to each other. I want to know.

What will Elon get on it? Birds, fishes, the mammals, start wherever you want. It'll all be fascinating. I want to know what those whales are saying to each other because I think they got a pretty good answer. That's an excellent place to start. I watched a thing recently. So whales used to have ears cause they were land animals, but now it's all grown over, but they still make earwax inside their heads. So what they do is when you got a dead whale,

they can take out this big long tube of earwax. Is this the plot to Avatar two? No, no, but, but, but it's going to save humanity. Just give it a chance. They get the earwax out and then they can test it to see, uh, how the whale was doing health wise during its long ass life. Cause they live like 150, 200 years or something. And they can go back to in the seventies when whaling was peaking and you can see

it's stress hormones were peaking like on a perfect graph with the whaling throughout the years because this thing like lived through the 70s. That's pretty like ice core samples for whales. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's sick. Do they get hurt by the removal of the earwax? Like do they need it? I think it's posthumous earwax removal. Yeah, right. You got to shoot him a bunch of times, but earwax and figure out when what's really stressing out what you know, right at the end on the tip, there's this stress the fuck out, right? Is it going to hurt me more than it hurts you? As you're just reloading and reloading your heart.

Yeah. Does that make any sense at all that there would be a correlation between whaling and whale threats, given the fact that the ones that got whaled, didn't get to reproduce or talk to the other ones about how dramatic it was. I bet they talk about it. I'm all they cut out the big ones. Talk like huge distances, right? Oh, like, oh man, they got me.

Yeah. I think they got the news. Yeah. They were at least say something like, hey, danger's over here. Stay away. SOS. SOS. Yeah.

Poor whale. Because they're definitely talking. Like, they're communicating. And I want to know what they're saying. The world ran on whale oil for many years. You know, it's a superior lubricant to modern oil products. Yeah, that's what the Mugatti uses.

All whale oil. Honestly. That's why it's expensive. I'll be honest. That's why it's so expensive, a whale oil product. Yeah, that's what the Bugatti uses. All whale oil. Honestly, I'll be honest. It's so expensive. A whale oil car. Dude, it's funny you say that. It is a superior lubricant. I wonder if somewhere there's some super artiste car manufacturer who's like, it runs on whale oil. If we were still allowed to do this, the potential is endless. No, he's slaughtering his own. He's got like a Japanese guy he's paying off for that that delicious this is the whale oil model and over here is the children's tears

I put cotton balls under the eyes of those Congolese boys in the cadmium mines and I mine it. I get their tears. Two for one, two birds, one stone. That's actually that. Remember it's the villain from Hannibal. He would do that. He had these little cotton squares and he would collect the tears of someone when they were under like great

Stress, oh, yeah here and then he would put it in his martini and like drink them like to like the fellow Who had his face ripped off? I think he has this really kind of grading cadence this this timbre of advice I thought that's that's that's pretty close isn't it't it? That was pretty close. That was pretty close. Gary Oldman played him in the movie and then the kid from Boardwalk Empire plays him in the TV show and just kind of copies Gary Oldman, which is fine, but for me, yeah, Gary, you can just copy him. Hannibal Lecter convinces this guy to cut his own face off and feed it to dogs by drugging him. And it's real gruesome.

Hannibal is so over. If you plug me into that, if they're like, if I was friends, I could tailor who do you think? I wouldn't even be a detective. It'd be like the Jack, the black detective is like, I'm bringing my friend Taylor to dinner, Hannibal. And then he'd be like, oh, yes, you. And then he brings me and then

Hannibal would be like, today we're having pork loin over something very fancy. And it'd be and then Jack will be like, today we're having a pork loin over something very fancy. And it'd be, and then Jack would be like, this looks delicious. And he's like, oh, if only you knew the person I'm having you eat right now, because I'm a serial killer. And I'd be like, he's telling you, he's telling you the whole thing.

That dude, like I'm rewatching that show in the background. It is fucking hilarious. The dinner conversations Hannibal will say. They'll be like, oh my goodness, Hannibal, this is divine, it's to die for. And he's like, well, I'd never expect you to die for it. And it's like, no, who says that? Who would say that?

And every time he's talking in the dinner, I'm like, this doesn't seem like a fun guy to hang out with. He's so ghoulish and like a douchebag Gary and he's always making these little double entendres that imply that maybe he's eating people. All the time, all the time. And like maybe normally like if he

were like a violin teacher or some shit or if he was like a like a pharmacy pharmacist or something, get a regular normal job like but no, he's like involved with their investigation of cannibal cases. Like people are, people are turning up ritualistically murdered and their liver is gone. And that night he's like, live a pack day. Anyone? Yeah. And they're like, and they're eating the liver path day and they're like, I just,

I don't know if we're ever going to solve this one. This guy's just always step ahead. And he's like, yes, yes, I am. I said, try some ham. What's a, Oh Hannibal, where did you pick this pig? Oh, it was a very stubborn and indigent little animal. Wasn't it? And it's like, why would you, if someone answered a question like that to me, I'd be like, what the fuck? Like what's wrong with you?

Yeah, he's beyond obvious he fucks the hot chick in the show like somehow she's attracted to his weird Reptilian ass and but there's a scene where she's hanging out at his his house is badass. His kitchen is sick He's like a professional nice kitchen like it's bad fucking ass his house the whole thing It's like a it's to us something to to us He's pretty cool if we're being real Weirdness like if it was a normal, bro, you'd be like dude, you're killing it, but it's him So it's scary as shit, but they're hanging out and and he's like would you like something to drink and he's like I don't drink wine. Don't think don't look down on me. I like beer and he's like, oh Well, and he goes and he has he has crafted a beer just for her. He's like, it's aged in like wine barrels or something, you know, X amount of days.

And it's in these like fancy ass cantilever cork bottles. Yes. Pops this fucking shit open and pours are the most handcrafted of handcrafted beers. And she's just like, that's good. She turns it to Sam Jackson from the fucking Chappelle show. And it's like, why are you falling for this? That's so creepy that he has crafted you your own beer just in case you pop in. Yeah, dude, he'll like serve people what is clearly a forearm.

And they'll be like, and what is, and what's this we're having tonight, Hannibal? And he's like, Oh, it was a mischievous little rabbit. And it's like, no, it wasn't. You know what? Like they'll serve a detective, uh, fish, Lawrence Fishburne, who I think that's who it is. Uh, he runs the, he runs like the special crimes division of the FBI.

He'll be served a big, he'll be served like a giant organ. He'll be served like a sauteed heart or lungs. On the same day, someone had their lungs cut out, like four hours ago at work. And then Hannibal will be like, oh, yes, I learned this in France. It's pig lungs. And it's like, no, it's not. No, it's not. And then Jack is like, no, it's not. No, it's not. And then the Jack is like, Oh, Hannibal, you've done it again.

You've absolutely scrumptious. I let this get slipped by with, first of all, it's a, it's a really good show. We're like picking on it, but like, it's fun to watch him do his thing. I like him so Mads Mikkelsen is so evil and creepy and ghoulish, but yeah, he would never get away with all that shit There's he's so They add this one thing to it I let it slide but he's like a ninja like like he could beat the shit out of anybody every now and then someone will find

Him out though, like because I think part of the fun for him is flirting with disaster So he's got like drawings of how he murdered somebody just sitting in his office under some other papers. But if somebody discovers him or somebody comes after him, he always turns into like a goddamn Jedi or something. He knows like ninjitsu and he's breaking people's arms and choking them unconscious and stuff. And he hasn't lost a fight in the whole goddamn show. No, he wins consistently. He's just like five or six like different fist fights throughout the show, like handily. No, I like when he like cuts that one dude's arms and legs off and like keeps him around like slowly feeding him himself.

And it's like, it wasn't even that impactful, like from a sad standpoint, because the guy he's doing it to is another serial killer and is like it is too deranged to even be upset by it as much like he's not even freaking out he's like what do you think is going to happen when they do this to you Hannibal and Hannibal's like well how about you finish a piece of your own flank first and then we can do this and it's like he's fucking weirdo yeah like, he couldn't have been a more obvious serial killer. There's no, like that's the worst part about the show really is that the idea that all the most, like, first of all, that fucking all these people in a, what city are they in?

Baltimore. They're in Baltimore. They're around the FBI headquarters. And there's like, there's, in Baltimore, there's anywhere between 60 and 80 concurrent serial killers all the time. Not normal serial killers. Not normal serial killers.

The kind who like turn their victims into works of art. Yeah. The kind who like turn their, take their victims into a giant, you know, total pole. For 25 years has been burying people on a beach and then he assembles them all one day. And then Will Graham, that autistic idiot, the main detective has to show up and, and Jack will be like, he's the, was the killer insulting the bodies and then fucking Graham has to be like, no, it wasn't an insult. It's a legacy. And then at grand fucking Jack's like,

you've done it again. Will. Wow. You've really figured it out. And meanwhile, Hannibal's there and he's like, not the tastiest of images, is it fellows? It's like, it's like. Stop with the double autodris. You're such a fuck. Like you call him out right away, you'd put 24 hour surveillance on him.

You'd be pumping his stomach randomly and shit. You'd be testing him for human. Like, he's so ghoulish and scary. So evil. I'm afraid of him every time when I'm watching the show. I'm like, the first time I watched through it, it was kind of like Game of Thrones in that you knew at any moment he might just cut the person's throat and eat them because he's kind of a reptile person.

He's a great actor. Yeah. The good serial killer, if you wanted to be an actually successful serial killer, you wouldn't be drawing attention to yourself by working with the FBI. You would just be like randomly killing people and not making a big to do about some ritualistic thing. Did you like it? Hannibal?

He loves the show. Yeah, he loves killing people. And I also like the show. Did you like the show? Yeah, the first two seasons are very good. The third season, it goes to Italy is kind of ridiculous. I like it because he moves, he like, he flees. From the end files, Gillian Anderson I like it because he moves. He like he flees from the files.

Gillian Anderson is like his therapist slash girlfriend. And there's this scene where they're having dinner in Paris. They fled from the law because he's finally been. They finally figured it out. They felt like a human head in his kitchen or something. And they figured it. They're like, what are you doing with this head? And he's like, I think this is a clue, guys.

Ignore that. And they're like like okay, but they find him out and they he flees to Milan or Rome maybe with his with Gillian Anderson and They invite like an inspector over or something like that and the guy thinks they're there he's there for like a three-way or maybe to bang Hannibal's wife, he thinks that's what he's been invited to and Hannibal's feeding Gillian Anderson that's what he's been invited to. And Hannibal's feeding Jillian Anderson like snails and acorns. And Hannibal's like, it improves her taste. And they go, oh, like her pussy is what he's thinking.

He's thinking that Hannibal feeds his wife snails and truffles and stuff to make her pussy taste good. But no, he's thinking about eating her. He just hasn't quite decided because he enjoys her company. It's yeah great That every husband goes through whether or not to eat Did he go to Italy and within like three days he's killing multiple people from the only group of friends he has in Italy and it's like

What the fuck it it's an absurd show by the end. I really enjoy her. I think it's like, what the fuck? It's an absurd show by the end. I really enjoy it. I think it's tremendous. It's a little game between Hannibal and Will Graham, though, right? There's a lot of like coded gay stuff going on. It's like kind of like Top Gun or something. They're they're much real stuff between him. He sniffed him a lot, dude.

Yeah, but that's because he wants to fuck him. It's because he wants to eat him. Dude, they're they're so like he wants to be like, I don't know. There's some gay stuff going on. I don't think he's like fucking him or anything, but they're like in love with each other or something. And like a like a not in like a chill kind of way. Sniffing is a little odd, Taylor.

But it's because, you know, he already eats people and it's like been established. He's like sniffed at people he's killed and it's weird. It's weird. Jillian Anderson, you know, you can hop, though. Yeah, that I know pigs and cows. I enjoy the latest season. Oh, yeah. Well, this guy, he's killed and eating. It's weird. I don't sniff. It's weird. Jillian Anderson's so fucking hot though. Yeah. That I enjoy the later season. Uh oh. Yeah, well this guy, he's not normal.

No one will say he's normal. He's a bit of an oddball. I asked if you liked the show because I watched two movies lately. Deadpool and Alien Romulus, the new one. Both. Two misses. Not good to me.

I would rather watch YouTube videos. YouTube videos about video games. But my wife is addicted to this guy that seems to rehabilitate hooves. They get ulcers in them or something. That's fun stuff, all right. I like that. She has become a subject matter expert

on how to fix cow hooves. She's like, he's gonna have to get that pus out. Ah, fairly, yeah. Yeah, she likes the draining. She goes on and I am sometimes forced to watch these videos because I spend so much time with her and better than Deadpool. I gotta give him that.

Please, please. Man, I hope this is your final straw with the superhero shit. I hope this is the date I can look back to. Dr. Doom's coming and we're gonna watch. When he splinters off and goes not for me anymore. Taylor, Taylor, Dr. Doom is coming and I'm going to watch. Wow, wow.

You think he's gonna pull it out? You think he's gonna win in the end? You think he's gonna get it? He might win, but what I had to say. You think he's gonna get a couple snappy quips before he's taken out. Dr. Doom doesn't sound like he could get it. All I'm saying is Woody's not done with it.

That's for wall broken hilarity ensues Dr. Dooms coming so I can't be done with them yet. I'm with Kyle. I'm not done. I'm a slow learner But I was like between Deadpool and aliens Do you think they spent a quarter billion on those two movies to put them together rough? Yeah It's probably like a hundred right probably low low on Deadpool, like probably like 100. I think some guy who spent $7.37 making YouTube videos is better. It's better content.

I've got a movie for you. Please watch Strange Darling. It's on our flex. It's tremendous. It's such a one. Is it scary? It's more of a thriller. There are some scary moments where it's like, whoa, how far is this gonna go? But it's more violent. It's not like a boogeyman or a ghost or a goblin. There's

nothing supernatural at all. It's a one night stand that's going wacky. And it's filmed out of or it's presented sort of with the story out of sync Tarantino style. And so it's a it begins with like chapter three and like crazy shit's happening. And you get like 20 minutes and it goes chapter one and you see what happened at the very beginning and it sort of skips around introducing it out of order in that way. It's an hour and a half long. It's not one of those. It's not a long movie, so it's not a big, um, right. I'm out of time to commit. It's a, it's shot on 35 millimeter film. Uh, if you care about that and it seemed like,

I don't know much about artistic cinematography, but the colors are really pretty to me, I'll say that. And it feels like they're color coding certain emotions or sort of how the couple's emotional love romance feelings are flowing by using blues or reds or yellows. And it's a really pretty movie to watch. It is violent you

will there's crazy stuff happening the more you read the more it'll like spoil it I promise it's good you'll really enjoy it the Rotten Tomatoes reviews are super high yeah I was that's where I was headed I looked up the reviews Rotten Tomato has it at 95% fresh IMDB has it at 8.3 which is a high score and I don't know but you've been right about your last couple reviews, according to me, obviously, always right to you. And I didn't want you to be.

I wanted you, I wanted to like the pool more than you said I would. I wanted to like aliens more than you said I would. Nah, you don't want them all. This is something new. That's the thing. It's hard, you're never gonna recapture the magic that was 1979's alien or the or aliens that sort of reinvented the wheel and turned the the standard alien is basically a slasher movie

But with an alien instead, you know these they're creeping around taking the characters out one by one sneaking up on them It's a slasher but with a slick paint job on it. And then they'd make the second one, this crazy action movie. How are you gonna recapture the magic of the first time you've learned what a facehugger is or what those eggs are, or when that thing shoots out of, like every time you see that egg now, you're like,

all right, is it gonna come out? Is it gonna pop out? Is it gonna pop? You're waiting on the thing that's going to happen. There's no tension. You know what's coming pop? You're waiting on the thing that's going to happen. There's no, there's no, there's no tension. You know what's coming. You're just waiting on the same old thing. So I don't know. You need, you need something indie like this.

The movie that I'm recommending there is $4 million movie. It's what it costs to me. And I think it is way more. I've watched a bunch of movies recently and that was the one where we came away from it going like, wow, that was great. That's the best movie I've watched a bunch of movies recently and that was the one where we came away from it going like, wow, that was great. That's the best movie I've seen in a while. Like, like that's a, I don't have like a list ready, but it's one of the best movies I've seen this year for sure. Um, I, I remember there was a couple other things that I liked earlier in the year that

came out, but most recently, this is my favorite movie that I've seen in the last several months. Really good added it to my Plex Q. We'll see if I can find it again. I never used that feature. I don't know. Oh, I mean, it's already on there, like ready to go. How many movies a week or a year are you watching? It depends. Like right now I'm doing kind of a Halloween thing.

So I'm watching two or three movies a day, maybe sometimes. Wow. But sometimes I'll do like a binge watch where I'll watch all of the series, even if it's a shitty series, because I kind of want to like, I don't want to see all the Friday the 13th, but I want to be able to say I've seen all the Friday the 13th and have some kind of a knowledge of what happened through the years and be able to do my trivia. So I watched them all. I watched them all. They're them all. They're dreadful.

They're dreadful. So I watched a bunch of movies. It just depends if there's anything good out. Sometimes I'll go weeks and weeks without watching movies and I'll do way more like video game stuff and video game videos. Taylor and I are about to get into Skyrim together, which allows multiple players to take on

the Skyrim universe together. Yes. You should do Elden Ring. The form of bond of brotherhood. Elden Ring? No thank you sir. 2023 possibly game of the year. I shall play Kaiel. First split. Elf, dark elf.

15 year olds. What the hell? We'll have to, we'll have to, oh dude what are you, Skyrim rocks. Like the fact that now you've played Elden Ring and you kind of enjoy that more open world, I think you would jump. I think you would enjoy going around Skyrim and exploring stuff. Yeah. You started it and left because it was too hard.

It's a starter video game. It's a starter video game. You want to finish your video game? Skyrim. There's a reason that game. You want to finish your video game? Skyrim. There's a reason that people are playing it more than a decade later. People playing that thing on ice makers. I think you would enjoy it. I'd beat it.

No, but I mean like the different paths in the story. What I like so much about it more than what I saw of Elden Ring is that the world is active. The NPCs are always wandering. When you're in a city, it feels kind of real. The people aren't always in the same spot. You have to know, oh, this person hangs out in the pub after 5pm. We're going to have some mods here that's going to make it so much more emotional. Oh, I would love to.

What we're really going to have to do, Kyle, is we're going to have to have a little discussion because we're going to have to play complimentary character classes and styles. I'll be what you need me to be. You just tell me what the groove is. And I'll slide in. This is going to go great because I was about to say the same. I'll play anything other than I don't want to play a two-handed sword melee. I'll play two-handed. I'll do that. No, neither of us need to do that. I think what the mods going to allow us for us to balance things like that. Is that more than the it's not. It's not a fun build. The the archer builds, the sneak builds, the maids builds.

Yeah, mage is so fun. Sneak. You don't want magic. I'm going to take magic because I would enjoy that. If you take magic, I'm going to go. I'm going to go to those and two handed swords. I don't know. It's not the most fun to me. I like the dexterity builds that dodge a lot, but it's the easiest build.

This is more like a world of warcraft. In Skyrim, often you're surrounded by so many low-tier enemies that it's easier to just or it's more fun to just cast a spell or use archer like sneak archer to like kind of slowly whittle your way through the group. Whereas if you're like an orc or a Nord who's playing with a sword, like your

only strategy is just I might be a cat girl sprinting into the battle. I don't care what you are. Actually, I do care what you are. I want it. I want it to be immersive for me still. I don't want to be a sexy cat girl. Is that chill? Like like a Khajiit be a sonic head literally just rolls into people. there's got to be a monster They're a sonichu do one of the most fun characters I ever did in Skyrim was a khajiit because they get they're the cat people they get higher sneak on start and they get higher One-handed attack on start I think and I just did the sneak build but with no Picture of a khajiit. Yeah show us

What's the first letter? Okay, okay. Okay? I was a picture of a Khajiit. Yeah. Show us. Cause you, I, uh, what's the first letter? Okay. Okay. Okay. I think it's K H J I I T or something. Maybe there's two eyes in there. It was definitely, I don't know, but, uh, yeah, I, I had done the stealth Archer thing enough and like the stealth Archer gets a little broken, just

like magic gets a little broken. And so I did a stealth build with a Khajiit where I didn't use bows. I only use daggers. There you go. Where you had to sneak up really close. You know, furries aren't completely wrong. They definitely are. They're wrong. Show me some of that Khajiit bussy. Don't don't please don't. I because I know it's I bet it's readily available Kyle I need to know what from your own private stash Stuff you've commissioned what style of magic are you gonna be building into if you play as the magic fire? I got to do fire like destruction Destruction fire and then like I think you do like a secondary thing

So probably some sort of manipulation to like make everyone afraid or something. So in case you don't want to kill everything, something like that. Yeah. I was thinking you can go like restoration or not restoration. What's alteration? That's the one where you can like paralyze people. And so like, if I could be any of those things, like, like, um, to be a mage was always like, like I do that thing as a kid. And maybe even like last week where I'd look at something, I'd be like, come on, move, move, like, like try to move like an aluminum can with your mind or something. Dude, that's not embarrassing. This is just, this is a podcast run by guys in their late twenties who just like to try silly things sometimes. I laughed out loud the other day at your joke from like two weeks ago, Kyle, where you were like, it's just

something we do. Just something all of us do. Guys in our early 30s. I was sitting on my couch and I remembered that joke for you. And I like, I like laughed. I was like, that's so funny. Oh, that killed me. No, dude, I hope you get Skyrim. Do we were, I don't know if you told them our little endeavor with Skyrim together yesterday where we were trying to get it, we were trying to get it set up and before we even got to the part where you install the mod, you had to log into this mod with Discord. It was either that or you had to download Shunji's Happy Time Super Safe mod,

which was some Asian-based, I'm not going to fucking give them... Some sort of screen sharing Japanese program called Amiciwa. And we were like, that's that. And Kyle was talking as he's doing it. And I had to do the same thing because I didn't remember my Discord password but I had I guess my phone was on there so I could have him text me the thing get it set up quickly. Kyle didn't have that and so he's like okay it sent me an authorization code now it's telling me to plug in my backup drive. What is happening? I don't have a backup drive. I don't have a thumb drive for my discipline.

An authenticating thumb drive. It was my sole remaining way of authentication. It took me. I think part of it is like because we were on a call together. I feel added pressure to like hurry up and get the shit going because I know I'm going to be the one to I've done more modding than you. So I'll be the one that kind of take the lead. So I feel like you're waiting on me. And that was stressing me out so much. I was, I was patient. I know you weren't, but I feel it anyway. I create it and put it on myself.

So I'm getting so mad that I can't fucking reset my password. After we got off the call, I solved the whole problem and got in and got everything done in 10 minutes. Like I got through the problem. We were on and like got the mod downloaded and like got in the game and like made it work. It looks like it's super easy I'd like to do it. It seems like a skyrim gotten better looking I know looks are not everything in a game, but it's old So has it been updated you can just the shit out of it

Like you can make it look better than any game currently looks like on release right now We both got really good computers. His is even better than mine. And he's got a 4090. I think I got a 4080 or something like that. So we'll be able to run a bunch of mods. I think we both got 64 Megs of RAM, probably. So we can run a lot of mods and we can make we can make Skyrim look

like a pretty, pretty new game. How big can I make my titties before you're, you know, you're not before it ruins the, uh, immersion. As long as like you have a suit of armor on and shit, like there's any size tits, did they have armors that will like cop six titties? I hope you, I wish you wouldn't see. I want my character to be like Toro or whatever.

That's actually not cats. Do I goro? Remember Goro that had the extra arms of more combat. Yeah. Yeah. It's that but titties. Okay. Well, as long as you're like tacking up in the right trees and we're still like rolling, we're going to do that to you. I think I'm actually going to play like some sort of a ghoul or something or a goblin taste. If there's a way, can you make a woman in Skyrim? All the way.

Dude, some of the mods Kyle was talking about were like the most useless. Like he was like, Hey, we can, we can download this mod that makes the starting dragon in Helgen's head. Macho man. Macho man. Randy Savage. I've seen that one. So it's going to be like, Oh yeah, I'm I'm gonna You're right or I'm saving you from execution

Doing that shit and I the dragon lands. It's not all dragon version. Watch a man's head Yeah, well if you're if you're picking a magic character, I may fall back into the fun of stealth Archer now Are we gonna chop they're gonna record this chop it up into 800, eight minute YouTube ready clips and then upload it to a 2008 style YouTube channel? That would be kind of funny. That would be kind of funny, we chop it up into 10 minute segments. Unless playing Skyrim, the entirety of Skyrim,

which actually I didn't think about this because I bet we might have a little disagreement on where to go first off the start. I don't care. I haven't played in so long that I'm like a blank slate. I'm happy to like be your like you can be the main character and I will be like your companion. You can be the Frodo and I'll be your Robin. Yeah, I'll Robin up. There's a Batman mod so that you we could play as Batman and Robin But I want to be in like the tight tights Like from the Schumacher films

They got a game how it made the Batman movies in the mid 90s and he was like, ah, let's see There's I want to see cod pieces and nipples and so that's what they did It's just cod pieces and nipples all its close-ups on George Clooney's cod piece. What the fuck was that? I don't want you wearing a fucking cod piece in the game. Oh, I would have that one Renaissance Fair. I saw the rules of the piece and ever since a giant fair every day with the cod piece, it's a hell of a fashion statement.

I'm shocked. Kanye didn't do a copy because he does those football pads and all that nonsense. Are you against any form of cheesing? Uh, like, like cheesing stats? Like quickly, like ranking up like a stat you're going to use a lot. No, I don't care. And there's again, there's mods where like, if we want to just speeds, you can skip the first 10 levels. Like that's a good mod to start with. Yeah. I don't care. And there's again, there's mods where like if we want to just speeds that you can skip the first 10 levels Like that's a good mod to start with. Yeah, I don't know about that I like me we make a character that can you got a grind a little bit

Yeah, I mean, I mean you grind from there. I'm sure there's mods that make things interesting, but no I look forward to it I'll play whatever character you you've got to be fun. So you don't want to play I haven't played Skyrim I'll play whatever I've done. I've had fun with every single build you can be in Skyrim other than in Melee. Oh yeah, you can hang out with me in Discord. Yeah, of course we will. And maybe Woody, maybe you can sell you on it. I have beaten Skyrim. I'm a master.

The way you play Skyrim, maybe it might be the most upsetting thing to me about the way you play Skyrim maybe it might be the most upsetting thing to me about As you were like, yeah I went and I killed Alduin and then that was the end of the game and it's like he didn't go to the feet He probably didn't discover like nine of the cities I just right up the middle smash mouth Skyrim the only thing I always do the same in Skyrim is you can join the Imperials or you can join the join the Stormcloak rebels Who are like the Skyrim belongs to the Nords people and no matter what I'll always go into Skyrim

Like maybe I'll play a different path this time Stormcloak rebels always But you should know hang on before we go though, I Please I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I I was gonna say in Elden Ring I'm doing the opposite of that. Not only am I killing every boss every optional boss every character Every version of every boss at this point I'm killing every common so often that I have every article of clothing and every weapon they have and then I cosplay the game As them and and I just walk around as like a noble skeleton for a while

With bad shit beat that one. I am loving it. I am making this game my bitch at this I was about to say that game is your bitch like if they keep grinding as long as you're enjoying it. That's great I'm glad you found a game here Yeah, but this is fun. We can play as the fellowship. I just checked that that would be cool I watched this media video where the charismatic chubby blind guy blonde guy I mean to say I don't know his name, but I bet you do Was explaining why he left? Donut media does this sound right? How close am I coming on this?

Yeah, so James Pumphrey who is that person and he? Yeah, so James Pumphrey, who is that person, and he recently left the channel probably after some earn out in the wake of their acquisition by recurrent to join a larger conglomerate as we've seen happen with Hoonigan. The whole auto industry is doing that. The YouTube auto area seems to be getting bought out. Yes. Yeah. It seems like it's a logical kind of target of acquisition simply because like, you know, there's high CPMs and big opportunity in the space. And so it's been a little bit of a, you know, detonation of sorts of late because like a company bought Hunigan and then declared

a $1.2 billion bankruptcy sort of in their corporate entity, which is unfavorable. Um, tomorrow's channel got bought in the midst of the cars and bids, investment and things like that. And so it's a very different world now in the world of car YouTube than we expected, but I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, I think it demonstrates some frothiness in the M&A market, but also maybe some challenges

in the execution. How does that work? But like tomorrow, without him, his channel is worthless, right? Yeah, and that's always been the question. If somebody bought PKA tomorrow and started subbing in different personalities because they didn't want to talk about video games for 15 minutes, would they then change

the way that the system works and would people still watch? And the question is, who knows, right? And it was him doing car reviews and the question was like does it still work and they increase production or content output and try to change up and it hasn't yet maybe it will but it hasn't yet. He had a unique way of acting like a cup holder was interesting that is hard to replicate you know he'd be like look at this thing it's got tabs this is wild he'd find a funny line in the instruction manual, you know his channel.

And this thing comes with a better heckin' jack than you'd expect. And he's just telling you all these odd things about cars that other car viewers didn't do. I couldn't think of someone, it's hard to think of somebody more tied to the channel than that. Like you can't just replace him with somebody else.

It's a unique talent. I don't know why anyone channel than that. Like you can't just replace him with somebody else. It's a unique talent. I don't know why anyone would buy that. And I generally get approached by somebody every month or every quarter that wants to come in and buy all of the automotive YouTube space. And they want to understand what it looked like for me to turn all of these poorly run entrepreneurial efforts into employees. And it's clunky, obviously. But I mean, I think that, you know, and I would honestly be curious to think like,

you know, do you see what you do on social media as an indefinite opportunity? Or is there a world in which it gets bundled into like a larger multi-channel network or conglomerate? Because I think that's what we're faced with in the automotive world is like, do we entertain or accept or accelerate that path? Or do we really think like, no, this is a whole lot of fun.

We have a great time every week and doing the things that we do and we wanna keep it rolling. Yeah, I don't know where it's going. I've always thought it was going to be more short-lived than it turned out to be. I thought, you know, like the TV show, Friends, maybe the most successful TV show I can think of, right?

You know, it lasted 10 years, right? 10 years was 2019 for me, right? So that's, it's incalculable, no one knows. That was a while ago. And so we're 15 years into a 10 year project and 10 I thought was the long case. I thought it'd be more likely to be seven. It's twice as old as I ever thought it would get.

So what happens from here, I don't know. When I switched to YouTube full time, my expectation was that it was gonna like hurt my computer programming and like it career. But I wouldn't regret it. Like, imagine your passion was golf, and you spent five years as a low tier PGA player. And sure, your computer programming career's been delayed by five years.

But on the other hand, you know, those are maybe five great years and you don't regret doing it. That was my expectation going into it. It has been more successful than I considered best case scenario. So what happens from here? Well, heck, I'm not 100% sure. But I think I'll be okay.

And the Jizz Biz these days. Yeah. I need to talk to you about the Jizz Biz. It's a thing I keep forgetting to tell y'all, but like, you know, probably should tell you. Shoot us a text. About the Jizz Biz. Tell us about the Jizz Biz. Hopefully we can keep it in stock. It's good stuff. It's good stuff? Well, thank goodness. Yeah, it's good news. Good. Oh, good. I was not getting that vibe. No,

I was getting bad news. No, this is like the best commies. Oh, the best commies. Yeah, all the best. Actually, don't say that anymore. You don't like that. I don't know if I like the best. At least one more time. I'm not going to tell you the news. I'm going to like whisper the news to Woody. And you like look at his. I'm going to tell you the news. I'm going to like whisper the news to Woody. And you like look at his. I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to like text Woody only. Like what it is. Oh, that's fucking gay, dude. Yeah, I like it. Will you send that message to Woody courtesy of Taylor? And then you'll burn it before it gets to me. Yeah. And then it'll burn it. It'll delete it. Damn. Well, hopefully it is excellent news because I'm like. I'm really proud of the product we made there.

I know it sounds so silly. I'll and I put so much effort and research into coming up with compills and then have our efforts validated by someone as legit as Derek. All right. Now what he has read the news about the commies now, now look at what he's face and try to judge. I mean he's smiling and, but he could also be smiling because a joke is being played on me right now. So no, it's, it's good. Can you please say,

Kyle, can I tell him? No, no, no. This is the file. I want to hear it. This is great. Maybe 20 minutes, 20 minutes. Maybe I'll say what it is. Is it less than nine pills a day?

Is that what it is? We've already released that. That's a little that's a little tidbit that I have. We have lowered the amount of pills. We have gone to a jail cap, I believe. And we have we've already released that. That's a little tidbit that I have leaked. We have lowered the amount of pills. We have gone to a gel cap, I believe. And we've replaced some ingredients with some other ingredients to make it more powerful, more potent with a lower dose.

We were always kind of annoyed with the like five pills in the morning and four pills in the evening. I know Derek hated that, but we wanted efficacy. We wanted it to really work. It had to work. There's this maximum efficacy, to really work had to work. Yep maximum Efficacy, but there's a that's an ethical dose. I'm messing up the word

But you we didn't want it to be like yeah, this is 80% of ideal. That's not what we did Yeah, yeah, we wanted to blow the competition out of the water. It's a interest you Text me about it Kyle's not letting me. He shouldn't tell you. No, it's more fun this way. You don't need to know. It's like official business anyway. You don't need to buy this. This is like the warrior pretty little head kind of thing. I mean, I'm a part of this company enterprise. Well, then why don't you know the big I guess I don't I guess

I'm just gonna text Derek. Yeah, that's what that's what I told him. It's top secret. He said he won't really Know you do you have your do you have your security thumb drive? I Don't have my he's not gonna tell you isn't gonna tell you the coming fuck. Do you guys do you need to turn the key? Also before all right. We're starting this coming app. OK. And I wish you hadn't said what you said earlier, but you know, we will be coming at each other left and right. It's it's it's it's a load sharing application for your you'll be what we're going to surprise out.

Disgust, the pearlescence and of course, magnitude. There's also going to be a scale that's based on impact force where we're coming up with a sport based around the yes. People are going to be coming like on pressure plates to see. That's right. We're going to be

measuring the force produced by by by loads and there's going to be a there's going to be a championship. There's going to be a championship, there's going to be live streaming of it. Tony, bat speed phenomenon is, yeah. Oh yeah. Are we going to have a come special Olympics?

All the competitors have been jacking off all morning, Tom. They're ready for this. Look at that one going to town under his sweatpants right there in the middle of the field. We tracked so many sexual predators. That's how we reveal it was all a big sting. We just round them all up with a big knife. People like to think it's easy but it's a lot of training. Not one non-pedophile would show up to the Comm Olympics.

I promise you everyone there would be a goddamn creep. We just cast a white brush. All the volunteers are giving those hugs. We're like, you're, you stick your butt way out to make sure you're not touching there. Yeah. Yeah. No big coming news. Glad to glad to share. I'm glad to hear coming news. Yes. I'm glad to hear it. Yeah. Pumped and you know, pumped, but it's, it's honestly amazing. And I don't know how much grasp your audience has for it because they've obviously been

along for the ride, but that you guys have made a career out of this for a decade and a half. Just keep going. I mean, that's unheard of in the automotive world. There's no channels with that kind of longevity. And I think that as we look at this as a career, which is something that didn't exist as a career when we were picking careers, I think it's a lot of fun.

And having surveyed kind of the world of social media content creators from a business perspective, I actually really enjoy you guys as a success case because you all get to show up on a Thursday night record for three or four hours and go nuts and just talk about what life's going on. And that's really, really cool in that you've got the opportunity for such reach, for such effectiveness, and also for all of these side endeavors that you so choose, some of which are, you know, our common part. Yeah. Right. Yeah. We never would have known. You're so right. Like it's,

we've got sometimes thinking about, I want to see a painting of Taylor as Scarface, but instead of with a mountain of cocaine on the, on the table, it's just a big like puddle of, of commies. It's the big commies and you're snorting all the commies up, all them commie dollars. You heard him folks, get me snorting on the, on the fucking desk. You remember when this, like,

this was like four years ago now, I made a joke about someone cum tributing a picture of me and I had a lot of people. I love those ugly mug. Dude, I so underperformed in the come tribute. I can't tell you the levels of envy I had over the splooged splattered pictures of YouTube. There's like one or two stragglers who chose me. Most of them, it was all about you guys. I like laughed out loud imagining some dude there's like one or two stragglers who chose me. Most of them. It was all about you guys.

I like I like laughed out loud imagining some dude who's like, can't wait to shitpost on Twitter and send this to Taylor. Just then just standing over a picture of. And it's like like an angry, spiteful jerk. Think that that guy was like, I'm totally pranking him right now. It's like, it's like Marsha Marsha Marsha. No, that's gold, buddy. That's gold. I like that.

And look, it is our crowd is is a hard coming crew. OK, the less viscosity that you see out of our guys when they when they blow a festive load is second to none. Second to none. You know, there's a lot of YouTubers out there shooting heavy loads, but not like our crew. And what's great is that we keep the show going through intellectual and useful conversation like, can they make nuclear cars? Yeah, they can make nuclear cars. We begin there and we regress to a jack-chill.

Do you know how often on the show I'm like, I should keep this conversation going. And so I just ask the first question that comes to mind. And it's like after the fact, it's like, I just made myself like the absolute dumbest retard. No, you can make a nuclear. I let it slide. I didn't point out. You didn't immediately go that's a flag of the play. You mean like fall out?

Here he is saying like from a professional perspective, what you guys do is hugely impressive. Well, thank you, sir. The idea that you perpetuated to the extent that you have and in a world where there's a lot of external forces, you know, continued in the path that you've chosen, I think is super, super cool. And in the automotive world, that's becoming harder and harder because there's a lot more external forces. But it's a strange way to earn a living. And I'm proud of the way you all do it. Yeah, just like my tip would be just start incorporating racist impressions. People seem to like that a lot.

I was on the fence, but now let's go. Oh, hello. Welcome to VinWiki. It's not even a good impression. It's just the South Park version of Chinese guy. I love that about South Park is that they basically give you a template for a bunch of bad impressions It's like oh, how do I do a retard?

Fucking South Park do do Nathan boom Sealed signed and delivered got it. That's it. Why are why is it hard for an independent car YouTube channel to keep doing what it did? It's not hard. It's simply that there it's it's a much more competitive landscape because the CPMs are high, the brand deal opportunities are high, and the opportunity for external infusion of capital is high. And so it's not that it's hard at all. It's simply that it is more and more competitive and that there is a landscape of content creation that changes faster. And so, doesn't mean that it's more challenging

or difficult and fortunately, a lot of us have started a long time ago or sort of like grandfathered into some level of status here, but at the same time, it is hard because there's just a different world in which to project your content each week. And I think that the fact that you guys have been able to persist in such a purity of vision of whatever the original version of PKA was, to me is what's really amazing, know 722 episodes in yeah yeah it's wild

so what do you think is the biggest testament to your audience right is these guys they're gonna stick around they're going to support your sponsors they're gonna support you guys they're gonna come in every week and they're gonna terrible use words they're gonna tune in every week and they're going to, terrible use of words, they're going to tune in every week and they're going to really appreciate what you're offering. And I mean, that is not something to be taken for granted because people's viewership and entertainment attitudes change over a period of years, decades, whatever. And the fact that you can continue to command an audience in the way that you do is awesome. Well, thank you. Thank you. I'm not used to this amount of compliments and

kindness on the show. So careful. It makes me, it makes me feel like on my back foot, do I accept earnestly or do I make fun of myself? That's, that's really kind of like something I do like, uh, the Matt and Shane secret podcast. If you guys have ever listened to clips of that, it's Shane Gillis's podcast. Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker and his cohost, Matt is so fucking funny, just hilarious. And they, they have excellent, um, you know, they have excellent banter. Yeah, excellent banter. And I guess our show is similar enough to theirs that if I watch a lot of Matt and Shane clips on gaming or

whatever, I'll see suggestions from the clip shows of our channel, or not our channel, but the clip channels that post us. And sometimes it'll be like, Oh, I'm going to listen to this story about, you know, fucking Matt McCusker, learning to play the flute. And then like right under it is like PKA highlights, Taylor African voice. And it's like four and a half hours long. And I'm like, someone listen to countless videos. Clearly sat there and was like, all right,

clip the end of that. All right, he's doing MacGumbay again. And then made a whole video of MacGumbay. Why are you gay? Why are you gay? That was, that's one of the funniest interviews. But it's cool to see that sometimes. My conspiracy theory video was killer.

I think you told me, I didn't know that. It had millions of views or whatever. When I got to the bottom of the Holocaust. You figured it out. You figured it out totally. Yeah, yours got banned. The one where I was ripping on Helen Keller super hard, some clip channel made that and it got to like one and a half million views and then they banned it. Which is like what possible threat. People don't want to hear the truth about Helen Keller or the Holocaust they don't want to yep They don't want to hear the truth. I hate videos still standing strong and it's about my wife's chicken My wife's chili and mix cooking and chili

The most successful piece of pKa content ever Comes out of prison was big. I think Woody's on the money there. Yeah. Yeah, that one was really big. There was another one that had to do with a YouTube algorithm, like, flaw. So we used to live stream, and as you know,

YouTube gets promoted by, yeah, YouTube videos get promoted by interaction, likes to slide. Well, how many comments does a successful video get? Like a thousand, five thousand? Yeah, we had like 150,000 comments because over the course of the four hours, they're like interacting with us.

So suddenly it's promoting it far and wide and we're getting like, you know, a lot of views on that video that was just a regular old non exceptional PKA That one stands out to me But as far as like successful content Kyle coming out of prison was really big and I feel like it gave the show a new burst of life. So that was cool Thanks, Kyle

Take one for the team. Look, yeah, we all we drew straws What he's gonna be called some dope up his ass at an airport any month now? All right. I could have could have could have. It's not too late. I'll be caught as a Russian asset. That's trending right now. You'd be so cool. Can you imagine how funny that would be if I got arrested for accepting millions

of dollars from money from the Russians and not chipping us in at all? Hey, I'd be so if you're out there. Don't make me an offer. We argue all the time about, or at least play argue about Ukraine and Russia and Taylor's very pro Russia. He's a, he's one of those Vladimir Putin bootlickers. And if I found out that he was taking money, if he was getting rubles on the side, that would be hurtful. All right. That would be hurtful. If I were getting rubles on the side, that would be hurtful. Alright, that would be hurtful. If I were getting rubles on the side,

I'd share the love. There it is. Yeah, I appreciate that. Make sure everybody gives a little taste. I believe you too. Yeah, well, I think that's where just once again, just a proper gratitude to the audience for the opportunity that we've got to kind of steward their attention is

something that's really convicted me over the last few years in particular is to just say like, holy cow, we get to do this and that affords whatever lifestyle, whatever it comes with. And I think that the, what I've seen you guys be able to do in the continued curation of that audience attention to me is super impressive and a whole lot of fun to watch. So I'm proud of. Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. We have a, we have an excellent audience. Like, not that don't get a big head guys, but like, I mean, we have a great audience, we wouldn't want that. I'm the big head guy. You guys, but we should sell the Taylor hat. We should sell like the the tailor hat

It's like one of those hats with stickers on it, but it says nine inches Like just a totally unwareable hat Oh, that would be funny. We did that a psychological warfare. I can't remember against two, but I think it's the russians We we dropped we airdropped condoms and they were huge but it said like American medium like American might have been and they're like fucking Vietnam we're gonna just dropped our regular condoms that's such a funny like I'm about the charge of those seeing them grow up has been pretty cool. Like there are lots of people that haven't watched your show since I was 15.

And it's like, I'm really sorry about the influence I might've had on you. Oh, now you're legal, huh? How time flies when you're having fun. Speaking of flying, you ever go tandem with a grown man? Oh yeah. Yeah. And you, and you, and you strap them into your little flying contraption and once you put them in my baby yarn What altitude you have to go to is where they like the laws of man no longer apply and it's bird law

I think if you get like 1200 feet 1500 feet that seems like bird law land You do whatever you want up there. You can go full Kevin Spacey on these kids I think it's actually 50,000 goes back to class G airspace. Oh shit. I can't go there. When do you become an astronaut? Cause you can do anything you want up there. Is that what that means?

What do you class G? Class G is the lowest restrictions. That's gangster. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I don't know how realistic it is.

It's international air past. No, it's, it means that like, there's no flight rules. You're allowed to fly like in clouds, basically, like anything. Okay. Yeah. Communication goes down. Oh, that reminds me. Oh my God. So, um, in Zambia during the space race between the USSR and the United States, there was this cook who, um, who was fascinated with science and space travel. And so

he created his own position as the minister of space and science. He made it up and then he started training his own space force, the Zambian Afronauts. And it's just these black kids on an old abandoned farm, they've got like old bunches of pipe and stuff. They got this one kid and like a big swing. They're like rocking him back and forth. I guess prepare him for like Martian air or Martian gravity or maybe moon gravity. They're going straight to Mars. Huh? They were. That's good. Yeah. I like it. The Zambian Afro knots. There's a, there's a, there's a great YouTube video of it. I was thoroughly entertained. I love anything. I like when people shoot for the moon. Do you did they or they get up in the air at all? No, not even in the slightest did they never a little

this now I even a little. No, it was they didn't get it. They didn't get anywhere off the ground at all. I don't think they I don't think they ever were ever going to either. I only had my the funding funding. We are returning to the moon no sooner than 2025. That's what they're they're taking. Same as NASA, as if it's a funding. NASA's doing what they have with the budget they've got, you know. Do you know what NASA's getting?

NASA's getting embarrassed now. They are. But they're not by Musk. By what, Musk? By Musk. Musk is fucking... Musk's company also takes federal dollars and all that shit, but like they don't get nearly... Musk's companies don't get nearly the money in the allotment that NASA does. It really seems to me like it's just revealed that like NASA is doing a lot of fiddle fucking around. They're not getting it done. Like get it fucking done. I told you about the DART program where they missed... Where they moved an asteroid as Like NASA's doing a lot of fiddle fucking around. They're not getting it done. Like get it fucking done. I told you about the DART program

where they moved an asteroid as a part of the planetary defense program. Get back to the goddamn moon. What do you wanna go to the moon for? What are you in a hurry for? What do you want on the moon? We went there like four times in the 16th and we're like, we went there.

I think they're like a dozen times or something. What do you want up there on the moon? What do they got that we need so bad? I mean, there's probably something neat somewhere. We haven't explored the moon. That moon dust is like space asbestos. Yeah, throw a Dollar General up there. We don't even have a space suit.

Do you know that? We don't have a space suit that would work on the moon. Don't even admit that live. That's humiliating. Wait, wait, wait. Why don't our space suits work on the moon don't even admit that live that's really why don't our spacesuits work on the moon because we have the ones that when they went to the moon the the space dust is like space asbestos it's this tiny tiny particles of evil that get in all the zippers in the velcro and and inside the capsule and they were only up there for like a day they like went up there land like took a nap explored like slept some more and then left or

something like that. And it was becoming a problem. It was getting in the joints of the spacesuit and the spacesuits were breaking down. Major components of them were no longer working. You might be overestimating how much I know about asbestos. Is it like powdered sugar? Well, asbestos is a mineral that you mine from the earth that's carcinogenic. It's these tiny little fibers. They use it industrially for brake pads and insulation. They still do even though a lot of the government buildings don't anymore. That's what brake pads are made out of. But what I mean by this moon dust is it's a it's very tiny hazardous little particles that

get in everything and ruin everything. Like, well, how did we do it the first time? Like I said, they're only there there for a a couple days and the spacesuits were breaking down. Ah, they didn't do it. And it's been, yeah, you're right. It's been a mere half century. We couldn't have put together. What do you want to go back for so bad, Taylor? You want to do some exploring on the moon? The moon is a nice little stepstone to other cool places. Like, to only do, I think the last time we went to the moon was like 1971 or so. Right?

So to Taylor's point, like I'm so terrestrial. I'm like, well, we could set up a little station there, put some fuel and then eventually launch from the moon and go to Mars or something right where it's lower. Yeah. But then I'm like, why do we even need the moon? Could we not just put it in orbit? There's lots of shit in orbit.

Do we need the moon to assemble things? The moon's way further away than our lower like we've we've looked at the diagram before where it shows where the space station is and it's so close to the earth on a blown out image that it's like, oh fuck, that's like, not even in the vicinity. That's closer to Florida than the moon by when you see it in scale, they're basically just flying. Like it doesn't seem like it's less impressive than I're basically just flying. Like it doesn't seem like there is. It's it's less impressive than I want it to be.

Hmm. Like it's now I want to go. I want to go to Mars or I want to go to one of those cool moons. I don't care about our moon. I don't think of all the other technological things that we did 70 years ago that we haven't done since. I would like to put weapons on the moon. We could put a missile base on the moon. Now, here's what I'd like.

Look at phones in the last 20 years and we turn the moon into a death star. I'd be up for that. If the moon suddenly had like some ordinance on it and anytime anybody stepped out of line, USA like you saw it coming. You're like, oh shit, somebody fucked up. I know I would like the moon to be more of like a resort, like a fun place people can go and enjoy space. The fact that I can't go to the moon on Royal Caribbean bothers me. Yeah, I should be able to get on fucking a Scandinavian cruise, zoot right up there, enjoy myself. Even if we skip the moon, I would also want to skip Mars. You don't want to go to the moon?

Because Mars doesn't see, if we're going to skip the moon, let's go straight to one of those moons on Jupiter. Because those seem like they have more hope than Mars. Mars seems like a fucking shithole. But to say that the moons of Jupiter are like our greatest hope is like, have you ever been to Canada? Like there's nobody there. You can live there if you want.

It's hard to get internet, but there were people there when I visited. Yeah, not all those people anywhere in Canada drive 60 miles north and there won't be people. Right? You shoot in any direction and your odds of hitting a person are near zero. And I mean- The American way. If there's people here,

they'll be upset that we've shot at them. Yeah. But I just need to see some kind of exploration that America is leading the way in. Whether it's the deepest of the sea or the furthest reaches of space. It's been too long since we've been like exploring again and really, you know, jumping with both feet into that pool. And so I want to see cool exploration. I want to see new animals. I want to see new stuff on fucking Mars or Titan or Europa, whatever it is. But enough is enough with the fucking waiting game on space exploration.

Let's do it. Let's, let's get it done. It's politically unpopular. Every time someone says we're going to go to Mars, they come back and say, but there's a homeless vet. Oh, come on. Let them on Mars. Let them live there.

That's what I do. Tell them to get jobs. Right. Right. Taylor in private. He's like these homeless vets have no work ethic. They just can't get it done. You know, give them a fucking send them to the VA and give them some money or whatever. And then we'll spend all the rest get exploring space, exploring the cosmos. That's tight. That's cool. I'm going to sign off for the night,

but if we should, we got three more hours of this Ed. Just hang on. We're just warming up. Check out Vin Wiki in the description by his limited run bourbon. This won't last forever. Bourbon ring and uh guaranteed to get you drunk. PKA seven twenty-two.