Painkiller Already - PKA 725: PKA Reacts To Trump’s Presidential Win

Episode Date: November 9, 2024

There we are. PKA 525. Just the boys tonight. Taylor? This episode of PKA is brought to you by Lock and Load, our wonderful merch, and of course, the next four years, brought to you by the 45th and 47th president of these United States, Donald J. Trump, who survived 10 years. I don't like talking about politics. I don't like talking about politics. I don't like talking about politics. Well, buckle up! Congratulations, Red Team. It was a win, a fair win.

I was going to say overwhelming, but a decisive win, that's for sure. Everybody kept wondering where George Bush was. Why isn't he endorsing? He showed up with those ballots just in time. Thank you, George W. George W. Nah, he's too busy doing fucking fantasy baseball. Endorsing he showed up with those ballots just in time. Thank you He's too busy doing fucking Baseball no, he's he's the only one somebody I can't like Kyle. Did you see the clip? I sent that you like nailed it Someone's that we don't mean. Yeah, someone cleated tweeted at me like the clip from PKN and you were like looking at exactly

What it ended up being and you were like, like you know I can see this as a real possibility. Oh was that the last show? Yeah. Kyle nailed it. That moment has been bouncing in my head because so Zach brought up this electoral map and Trump won like every swing state. He had all the blue walls, he won North Carolina, he won Georgia, and I'm like what is this horse shit? Like, like, I didn't believe that that was possible. I think I guess I was in a bubble, right? I guess I was in my own little media ecosystem where I thought Kamala was doing better than she was. And, you know, everyone was saying it was tied, basically.

And I just didn't see him winning every coin flip but he did so yeah what he did work it doesn't even look like a coin flip like did you see the numbers you put up in New York and California like that haven't been won by a Republican in 40 years yeah he beat Kamala much more badly than he did Hillary and he flipped he turned New York closer to being red than he did Hillary and he flipped. He turned New York closer to being red than she did Texas to being blue. It's like he won like 40% or 40% of New York percentage.

Fight over 40. 44% of New York, which is huge for. We'll see. I know that that's really good and I don't mean to deny it, but he was trying. He was holding rally after rally in New York. He was pushing New York. Did Kamala even go there?

He won a tremendous amount of California as well. Like if you look, I mean, he won the popular vote, you know? He also campaigned in California, a ton. I think he, well, I was gonna, I almost said I think he wasted his time, but what he did works. I think Trump in both of his winning campaigns did a smart thing, which was

like get on TV, get seen, get the press. It is much better to go on Joe Rogan and talk to 35 million people than it is to hold a rally and talk to 10,000. Yeah, they think of big time not taking advantage of the Rogan thing. That's clearly the direction this is going to go in the future. He said the other day, he's like, this is my, that was my last rally. I, and he said the number of rallies he's done and it was either 750 or 950. It was something like that. It's like, it was a ton, just crazy. He's a performer.

He loves doing rallies, but it's like, I say, I thought it was going to be a Trump win, like I said on Tuesday and last week, like if I had to bet, I put it on Trump. I did not predict this absolute stomping. Like I was disinterested in it by like 8 30 p.m. It was like, this is, this is over. Like this looks horrible for Kamala's camp. Fucking terrible. Like I really, really like seeing the amount of people who clearly do not believe our media apparatus anymore. Like trust in our media apparatus is low in legacy mainstream media. Most people have kind of woken up that they're not here to inform us.

Their job is to launder narratives on behalf of powerful individuals, entities, intelligence agencies, corporations, what have you. And like people aren't buying it anymore. And that's a huge, huge part of this is where you get accurate news. I mean, like primary sources are the biggest thing. Like Twitter is the best place for primary videos, like actual videos getting posted. No primary as in like straight to the. Yeah. I agree with that. Like for example, you were saying that during the Black Lives Matter stuff, the deep state was supplying the protesters with bricks and rocks. And there were tweets showing this. No, I didn't. Hey, here's a stack of bricks. And I don't know how it got there.

I didn't say that. What I told you was that a cop friend of mine who worked in St. Louis City at the time before relocating to the county told me that there were these pallets out there and that he didn't know who put them there or what happened. And I was like, that's crazy. I've never said that was it was all over Twitter. That was like a thing that was going kind of viral. Like I don't know how this pile of bricks got here. I don't know how this pile of rocks got there. And that's what happens when you use Twitter as your news source. I'm not against that. I don't feel like that's been debunked though. I don't feel like there was someone who was like, see, this pile of bricks was for this building here

and this pile for that. No one went around and explained all the- I looked it up. I can look it up again. Yeah. I mean, you're really getting like granular here. Like it's an infinitely better place to get news than like Reddit, for example, which is-

Yeah. I'm not arguing that Reddit's, I often joke Reddit comments are the least accurate source. Literally, like there's like if I set out with the goal of getting my news from the most highly censored, heavily curated political forum available on Earth, I would end up at Reddit.com. Like you get banned for anything there that's even vaguely right wing. And I think that's actually like a lot of the people I see like freaking out who are like,

we never predicted this, this, this, like, how did this happen? It's people who get all the news on Reddit and all their news from mainstream sources. And so like they're getting this, like these shadows on a cave wall of what they want to be. With an echo chamber. Yeah, it's an echo chamber. Exactly. And you have to be wary of that anywhere. But like I do prefer Twitter and that like, like just earlier today, like, there's posts on there with 100,000 retweets and a million likes openly like talking about how someone needs to

assassinate Trump, like, and so it's not like a nightly circle jerk, like you're allowed to say pretty much anything on Twitter. And so like, but it also, but it also says gender. You can't, you, you, you can't look at like a news source as though it's always a good or a bad thing. Like you just, you have to look at it and be like, okay, what is this person saying? The motivation for whatever this is happening is why is, why is Jeff Bezos saying that this pandemic is so day or what rather, why is the Washington Post saying that this pandemic is going to kill you, that you're going to die, and that if you want

to save grandmas and save America, you're going to order offline. Be a hero, order offline. If I were to just read that uncritically, I'd go, I'm going to save America, I'm going to buy online. But if you think like, all right, well, who really stands to gain from this? Who stands to gain from this message? Maybe the purveyor of the largest e-commerce site on earth and the owner of the Washington Post. And so you have to take a step back, way out, who stands to gain, who stands to lose, and then try and do your best to piece it together there. Because most big media sources, there's such a risk they're grifting, there's such a risk they're lying. Are you applying that same critical lie to Elon Musk and Twitter though?

Yeah, yeah. I think that a big reason that Elon like got in there with Trump is like, and he makes no bones about this, and now Trump, a big one of his policies is like, we're stapling green cards to every diploma from people that come here. And that's something that Elon really wants because he wants that cheap labor in the form of like coders and programmers from India. Like he's a big capital firm guy. He, he benefits off of that. And so I think most of what it's doing is because he thinks it's beneficial for him long-term. Maybe the Twitter by genuinely was just to try and promote a wider Overton

window and more speech. But you know, other than that, I would think, yeah, he's trying to protect his business interests. I'm looking forward to seeing the immigration policies actually take place now because now it's not theoretical anymore. It's he's the president again. So crazy. So crazy. Yeah, he's going to be rocked.

When he won the first time, I won't be long. Kyle said he's the most powerful person who's ever existed up to this point. And I was like, that hit home. And now it's happening again. I'm sorry, I interrupted you. Yeah, yeah. And the thing is he's more powerful now than he was when I said that then.

So he has once again become the most powerful human. Well, not yet. They got it. He's just got like, everybody's sucking his, you know how much he loves today? You know how much he loves today? Can you imagine what his phone caller ID looks like? Hmm, which king shall I? Not a king today, a prime minister, I think.

You think he's drinking full sugar cokes today? I bet he's drinking full sugar cokes. I saw an interview with W and they asked him what he missed most about being president. And he's like, I liked it when they played my song. What is it? Here comes the chief or something. When I walked in a room. You know how much Trump would love that shit? You know, like that hits a bit the core when he walks in a room and they play the president song. Oh, yeah.

I wanted him to I wanted to walk out like the boys are back in town. That would have been funny. Or like what does he walk out to? He walks out to the Kid Rock song at UFC. At UFC, Trump has his own walkout music. What is that? It's like something like American Badass. It's American Badass. That's what it is. I don't know that song.

I play it real quick. You'll know it immediately. I still like it. Honestly, the only thing that makes me nervous right now is that someone's going to shoot him again and this time they're going to kill it. No, he's got the good Secret Service now. It's clearly on the table. Now the Bidens have to deal with, now Kamala has the lady squad back again. They'll look after her.

Yeah, she's going to get the chubby chicks. Shane Gillis' sister is back on Kamala now. That's the unique thing of Susan Gillis. Susan's a good gal. So the unique thing about this race is usually I guess it's been a while since the incumbent president lost, hasn't it? Well, Trump Trump has been that long. But but see in this instance, it's the vice president.

So like what is she doing today? You know what I mean? Like what? Same thing she did a year ago. 108 days ago. Like she was- Yeah, yeah. Nothing at all. Can you imagine how disappointing it must be today

when she goes and looks at her calendar? They're like, there's a duck that needs naming. He's apparently the hero duck. And they're given the key to Wichita away today. You want that? They were going to give it to the kid that saved the duck. But if you give a speech, we can get you in. Robert Leonard Dude, they lost so thoroughly and so badly. Did you see that Tim Walz lost his own home

county in Minnesota? His own home where he's from? Tim Walls I mean, they lost 51 to 48. Let's not go two bonkers. Robert Leonard 51 what? Tim Walls 5% of the vote. I just looked His own. I mean, they lost 51 to 48. Let's not go to bonkers. 51 what? 5% of the vote. I just looked it up. I could give you the decimal. I mean, they got the, I think he's leading by like four or five million popular vote, right? They're still counting. I'm doing that. Yeah. Dude, what's the way? Between four and five. Someone needs to go into Arizona and Nevada and be like, get your shit together. No, I think you two both of the electoral process and apology, because I said, we'll know the night of. I don't know what you guys are talking about this week of counting stuff.

You were talking about days of counting. There's two states. There's two states. We're still counting on everywhere else. It's like we knew by midnight. Like there were Democrats crying at midnight. That bald black chick on NBC or whatever. She was like, I don't understand. Yeah. I don't understand what happened. Joy had the queen Latifah. She is one of my most despised left wing people. I, I hate her so much.

She does a terrible job on her show. I've seen lots of her and I think that she's so unlikable. She gets more people to dislike the entire party. Oh, for sure. She's she's the problem. Please get the bald fat chick off MSNBC and give us somebody Fox would hire. Yeah, hot girl. Dude, when I see that a smart hot girl, bald idiot talking like my thought is someone who's on the right wing is like, please never cancel her show. Please never fire her. Make her a bigger piece of that side. Maybe put her in office something.

She's huge too. She's like physically enormous. So she's sitting next to a white guy who's doing his best not to like, you know, not to do that. But he's just like, I think this is a message from the electorate that people on the left need to listen next time that when they say the groceries are expensive, don't tell them the economy is doing the best day when gangbusters because they just bought bread that costs X amount and she's like, everyone needs to listen. Everyone needs to listen to everyone. The right needs to listen to the left about what and he's like, all right, keep it up.

You know what? Keep talking. It's like, how do we win white men back? Coming up at 730, why white men are Hitler and bad? And it's like, of course you're not going to win. You're trying to catch people with vinegar. They have all three branches and you know, the congressional branch, they have both of them, right? We don't know for sure yet. It's almost certainly gonna go. Okay. Unless something happened like in the last two hours,

I've been, you know, like bathing and getting ready or whatever, but it seems like there were, it seems like, yeah, it takes a while. There's a couple of, it seemed like there was like 15 races still up in the air maybe or something like that, 15, 20. Oh, actually I'm not sure. But I, so here here it is there's 198 Dems this is the house and 210 Republicans 218 is the majority so it looks like a you know like they're gonna get eight before the other one gets 20 it's pretty important to get to 18 too because the 218 will give them the subpoena power. Anyone?

I'm mapping. There it is. I think you're right. It's not set in stone, but it does. It would be, yeah, Kyle's right. For them to not lose it at this point with two 10 to one 98. I want to say four years ago, the Democrats kind of came from behind and took the house,

but I'm not calling that. I went so far as to go away. This Trump economy sucks. I'm already out 300 bucks. Dude, I'm so glad we're finally going to be able to talk about the reality of the economy. I'm so, so glad. It's going to be great. Well, first of all, this is the best.

This economy is incredible, Taylor. Have you noticed how good things are out there? He's already up $300. Dude, it's so good out there. I don't know about you, but like. It's historically high levels. I'm gonna use the stock market as indicative and GDP and not consumer price index

because it's convenient now, but no, he better really fucking get shit fixed. To Taylor's point, like I honestly believe that if this economy existed under Trump, he'd be talking about the unemployment rate and the improvement in the stock market all the time. He would be he would successfully sell this economy in a way that Biden didn't. I don't think there's there is a way for Trump to successfully sell it.

Like the reality like the reality at grocery stores is the most impactful thing to like middle class people. Everyone I talk about or talk to, don't know if like car insurance and stuff like that has been affected But I know it home rates are ridiculous the things to me. I think a lot of people use what's a home interest rates on on mortgages Sorry, I think a lot of people use fast food for like one or two of their meals every single day because it was three dollars you know, I mean like if they're going into work, they could swing by McDonald's and get like three snack pack things or hit the dollar menu up for three or $4 and then go to work and be good. And now it's 12 fucking dollars. Like everything's so expensive.

I don't know how fast food is like going to continue to be a thing because it isn't what it was. McDonald's in particular, they used to be the low price, low quality vendor. Now they're the high price, low quality vendor. What is your plan, McDonald's? There's no plan. Like their whole plan is like, oh, God, we're like prohibitively expensive for the quality of food we offer.

But I guess the next tier up from us, Chipotle is also taking that next echelon up in cost. So maybe we can blend in. Currently, they're kind of leaning on nostalgia. You know, they had they're doing a they're doing a lot of branding stuff. Doing a lot of like throwback meals and stuff like that. They've got a chicken Big Mac right now, which looks disgusting. So awful. It's that's the kind of shit you would have been eating when you were getting yoked. No, no, like, like, not that.

You know, it's disassembling it. It's so fucking gross because the chicken patties, like if they were grilled chicken patties that week, I worked at McDonald's. I made that once. I mean, you worked at McDonald's for a week for one week, more than Kamala. I tried to lose an election. Or the president. I worked more than Trump to McDonald's.

Congratulated today in a like like our most accomplished employee ever. Okay. That's pretty, that's pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah. First president. Everything. I'm so glad he won, dude. I'm so glad you won. So we have the WhatsApp and you guys are kind of gloating and I'm like, eh, you would have gloated if Trump, comma one. We kept our gloating to a minimum. I tried not to.

There was so little gloating. We shared a couple of funny memes. There was, I shared one meme and it's like, it's like one of the, it's 60 seconds long though. It's a video of Trump like edited to be things like Rambo and Rocky and it's like audio quotes from him and I told him, you touch an American, I'll fuck you up. And then it's like him walking in a suit, way too skinny from AI and like his gen behind

him and stuff. Yeah. One meme. You spent the whole video. There's like one, two, three, four, five, six. Are you talking about when Kyle says he won? This is in the last four hours. Were you saying the one that when Kyle goes,

he won Hispanic men and I sent the Pepe with the sombrero? And then there's Kamala looking like Lisa Simpson, and then there's like results and actual results. That's like news. Well, I was talking about the Kamala thing thing because so see now I don't have to remember how to say her name ever again. Never have to worry about it. She and Tim Walls, they're gonna fade away.

Yeah, just like the rest of them with their made up names. Kamala was sort of famously wore that purple suit with the pearl earrings and the pearl necklace just like the predicted 2024 President Lisa Simpson did in that episode. And so I saw like two different newscasters last night rocking the look. And one of them was again, I don't know names, but she's the okay looking black woman with the drawn on eyebrows. She is her eyebrows look like when Rafiki went on Simba's head and went and went like which one is that the network it's it's got to be CNN because I watched through HBO I canceled by my Hulu live TV because it's like 90 fucking dollars a month and I'm using just HBO's HBO does CNN so you can just watch CNN

through there and there's not commercials. I just skipped the commercials for you. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I saw a couple of the ladies rocking that look last night. It's there's nothing. It was pretty satisfying.

I got to say to have them wear that dress or that suit and then show how many counties Trump has won in the country. And they're just innumerable. The best map all night, the best meme all night was Jake Tapper, I think is his name. He was like, OK, well, show me all the counties where Trump improved over last time. And the map is it's every county, every county in the country. And he's like, all right, well, show me all the counties where Kamala improved over Joe Biden.

And he's like, there are not. What do you mean, there are none. What do you mean there are none? There are none in the country? And he was literally like that tone. He was like, what do you mean there are none? You're telling me there are none? He's like, yes, there might be a glitch in the system. Maybe we should have picked a candidate.

I think he even said it might be a glitch in the system. I have a question for you guys, and Kyle in particular. Yes, sir. So in my opinion, the big initial mistake was Biden deciding to run again. I think Biden should have not tried to run again. We should have done a real primary and there would have been a sort of equal show as the two parties pick their candidate. But given that didn't happen, what could the Democrats have done better?

Do you think they should have run Shapiro, Buddha Judge? Kamala was kind of like the one who could take over that apparatus because she was part of it already. They were set for failure. Yeah. And your scenario only works with, I guess with Joe having enough forethought to know that he was going to decline the way he did because you know I genuinely think there was a rather steep decline the last 18 months you know and I think particularly I think during the window where he might have made that decision he probably was good you know he was probably like I have one bad day a month like what are you talking about like yeah okay so I forgot to feed the dog I

remembered to call the president of Uruguay though, didn't I? You know, it was that sort of thing. But then it got bad and it was too fucking late. You almost need a time machine to save the Democrats. Because one of the things that nobody talked about was all that PAC money that had already been raised for the Biden Harris campaign could only be used for a Biden or Harris. You when Harris, when you were going to turn the reins over to someone, be it a Shapiro or a Buddha judge or what have you, they couldn't hang on to the PAC money. They couldn't utilize that. I don't know what you do with that, but it needed to go to

one of them. So it just made sense to pick Harris. I think the biggest mistake and the only other move they had if we're thinking of this like a video game or like a strategy game Was to pick a better VP I and like like like Tim Walz had zero negatives, but I don't know how many positives he had There was a the alternative was the guy from Pennsylvania And yeah, and and they were worried because he's Jewish and

Yeah, and and they were worried because he's Jewish and They were trying to court a lot of pro-palestine people early. That's the rationale I heard for them not using him There's another maybe apparently Tim Walls was happy being VP. He's like I'll be your VP I'll support you Shapiro's like I want to be co-president. I want to lead the country with you And she's like nah, I'm not here to do that. I'm here to be number one and number two, not two ones. Yeah. Your first lady can't be a co-president. She needs to get out there and do it. Obviously, this wouldn't be put out there if it was the reality, but Shapiro is a smart enough guy that I imagine he knew this was going to be a very likely loss. And since he's invested in being president someday, he wouldn't want to tie himself as a VP to a ticket that loses.

I don't know. It's a lot of name recognition. I think Kamala's name is Poison now. I think Waltz maybe along with her. That's her last run. For sure. To lose that badly. If it were close, you might have, she might say, look, you look, you're going to give me a hunt. That's what I did with 108 days. Give me a full cycle. You know, give me a, give me a hand picked VP. I hand picked this and that and the other, give me a record that I can shit on not one that I have to. Yeah, I guess I wouldn't change anything that Joe did since he's looking over my

shoulder. Is he looking, is he looking, is his mouth a gape or is it closed? I don't know if he's listening or not. Oh, Joe's over there like these, these, these are the call machines rigged. Call machines are rigged. We got an iPhone in there and they tell you you can get it when I reach in. There's been half of our deficit on this machine.

I agree with Kyle that Kamala's name is Poison now. Yeah, but I thought that about Trump four years ago. So My predictions are sometimes winner of all time. I think not the fact that he still hawks all that bullshit takes away from the mat like He should be so high above selling shoes And then it's he's still selling but he's just this door-to-door charlotte NFC's still selling, but he's just this door to door Charlton who hasn't delivered yet.

Do you remember? I remember when we found out about the watches and as soon as I saw the watch, I was like, okay, but that's like an artist depiction of a watch. If you will, that's not like holding a watch rendering. And I remember someone even like messaging me like that actions are actually a Swiss action. You can get those fairly affordably and they're incredibly well-made. They can't find where the watches are made. And it went to somewhere in Nebraska or something like that. Like they did the same thing they did with the Jewish pager explosions.

They like track the company names down and it ended up so like, you think, you think the sod might've got ahold of these watches? I'm a little afraid if you're wearing a watch, listen, if it's think, you think, Masad might've got a hold of these watches? I'm a little afraid if you're wearing a Trump watch. Listen, if it's ticking, that's why. I don't think like any sort of post-mortem on Harris and Wall's campaign is even like that useful. Like that, I don't think there was anyone they put in, given how terrible the economy has been. Like that was very useful. I think it's useful if you're looking at how to defeat it. It was too little too late. Because all they did was demonize Trump

instead of talking about how she can... Look, if either things are so good, then I'm gonna keep them that way or things need an adjustment and I'm the gal to do it. You gotta pick a lane. And she felt like she couldn't because she's got her like, I don't know what their relationship is like Kamala and Biden. But I kind of feel like they're close and they like

each other as colleagues at the very least. And she didn't want to throw him under the bus. And you can understand that, you know, so it put her in a really weird position where all she had was Trump's bad. Trump's a dictator. Trump's a fascist, Mussolini, Hitler, blah, blah, blah. And she couldn't be like, she couldn't have a new economic plan that wasn't Bidenomics. She couldn't shift gears and get away from Bidenomics with her own visions, because just having those visions sort of suggests that you're not okay with the status quo as it is, that you don't like the way things are going, that if your voice was the one being listened to, you'd have made option.

You done option B instead of option A as Biden has been doing. And the border stuff is just everyone cares about the border now because they've seen that like millions and millions of people. And it's been such a big story. And there is crime. There is like migrant crime. And they're seeing the people come in, come in from all around the world. And people don't like it. And they're saying, why can't we have a secure border?

Yeah, I'm stuck on it's compelling Hung it around her neck like a fucking necklace and she wore it like an albatross like an album because he's like She's the border czar didn't you know I don't think she's the border czar He just said that and she never did and they were like, why don't you ever defend yourself? He says you're the border czar You're not though. She's like, I don't like to talk about what he says and I'm like, maybe you should on this one I thought you did it. I got him now. I'm all backed up with things I want to reply to if you're defending yourself you're losing so I could see why she wanted to talk about her own stuff

But then that's rough Taylor said Democrat couldn't possibly win because the economy is so bad He might be right, right? I need to call him wrong, but I saw it differently. I think that the Democrats have this like, unlikable cunt wing to them that makes them lose popularity contests. Trans people, I got nothing but love for you. If you're trans, I bet your life is pretty hard

and I'm not here to pile on, but you're not winning any popularity contests right now. And if you're competing, if you're a boy competing against girls in sports, you're crushing your people. Stop that, stop that. Just be a likable person trying to live your own life and live your own best life.

And on the left, stop wrapping that around your shoulders like a cape and making it your identity. Just stay a little more mainstream. The left, you're a hundred percent right that the left shoots themselves in the foot immensely by trying to court this like fanatical insane wing. That's like, yeah, it's a good thing to trans kids actually. That was what Destiny, I think Destiny had a good tweet to trans kids actually. That was what Destiny... I think Destiny had a good tweet, not about the trans stuff particularly, but more about like the commies and the tankies on the left.

Like, I don't know if it was before the election results were through or like maybe in the middle, but it was something like, if we lose this, then the left needs to cut all the leftist commies and the nonsense like radicals loose We can win without them but not with them and I was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I like that phrasing Yeah, we can win without them, but we can't win with them And I understand the blue temptation to just make your tent as big as possible and have everybody in it But some people look in the door that tent and be like, ah, it's all freaks and geeks in there. No, thank you. Smells in there.

Oh, for sure. Yeah. Like, there's no wonder, like young men turned for Trump, like this kind of left stuff is so established. So what about our Latinos? It's in a beautiful Latino men. Wonderful Latinos. And they like they identify that as like cringe because they're like, oh, all this stuff being top down pushed on me. Like if you're some 17 year old white kid and like,

there's been a lesson every year about how like your ancestors are bad and white people have a sort of original sin in the form of racism. And, and actually this trans stuff is totally normal. Don't trust your instincts looking at it that it's not. And like that's going to push people away towards what is the new perceived counterculture, which is going to be the right wing. Calling someone a white male is somehow akin to calling them an asshole. And I don't like it.

On the left. Yeah. Yeah. No one, people on the right don't call you a right male. Well, of course I pulled over to help you. You're a white man. But yeah, if I'd have sent you a white man being used to discredit anything I've done well, like that's not your accomplishment. You're a white man.

Anyone could do it with your head start or, you know, like you're a white man. You have to apologize for this, that, or the other thing. No, I don't. I didn't do those things. And, things. And while there's some luck involved in everybody's success all the way from me to Elon, I hate to put myself in the same sentence, but it wasn't my whiteness that did it. Yeah, 100%. And that sort of messaging,

and you vote Democrat, even to you and to most people, that's incredibly alienating to like look at someone who's supposed to represent you and see them like malign your entire demographic. It's like, okay, well, why the hell would I vote for these people who very clearly have like animosity for me because of what I am? No, thank you.

I love that. I love your phrase. Yeah. No, thank you. I love that. I love your phrase and yeah, coming over. I think that's that speaks volumes because it's working-class Brown people coming over to the Republican Party giving Trump this huge popularity vote. It's also I'm sure because I saw how badly I saw it happen in Dearborn, Michigan where the Muslim population is huge. It was what I said. They did not care for genocide Joe and they went and

voted for Donald Trump or they wrote in somebody at look, it wasn't a an amount of people that mattered. But I saw in Atlanta, for example, because that's where we are, we kind of like paid more attention to that. All the right ends, all the votes for the independence and Jill Stein and the Libertarian Party. Um, I don't think I don't know, maybe you add them all up and it might have swayed the vote a bit. But there was like 4,000 write-ins, I think. I wanted to know what they wrote in. I'd like to know what the top 10 write-in candidates were. I wonder what normal is.

I hear 4,000 write-ins. Is that a lot? Is that? Oh yeah. I don't even know if that's about that. Oh, that's the other thing that's really interesting but taylor sent me a chart of total votes from 20 2016 2020 2024 and there's a red line and a blue line obviously for republicans and democrats and last election cycle of course donald trump claimed the election was stolen from him of many millions of fake ballots and it's like i don't believe that. But that chart almost seemed to suggest sort of maybe that that's what happened because there weren't it's like, wow, where did

they find so many Democrats to vote last time? I'm glad they lost all those. That chart was going viral a lot yesterday. It was so many more like there was enough democrats that voted in the last cycle to win this election for kamala and like half of the next one yeah i i know i to me politics were more popular as a spectator sport at the end of 2020 than any time in my life yes trump trump brings a crowd he does he does he's a crowd dude speaking up. He does. Trump brings a crowd. Speaking of, hold on, on the conspiracy thing, we have to revisit this from PKN. Are you still on that you don't think Trump was shot? Yes.

Even though in the video you can see blood on his hand and his ear before the Secret Service agent gets there? I need to see that video again, because I watched a video and I saw the Secret Service agent gets there? I need to see that video again, because I watched a video and I saw the Secret Service agent, his gun in the holster hit his ear and it looked like that's what it was from, but maybe you're seeing something. My mind is open. Can I just interject with one small thing? As soon as the shots heard,

Trump kind of grabs his right ear. And to me, that's the biggest piece of evidence. I would love to see slow motion. There's the still where he's still standing and he has blood on his hand I've seen NFL plays with I was like he caught it. Why are you reviewing it? And then they show it and I'm like, oh, I couldn't see things from where I was so I could believe either way But you know, there were real bullets flying past his head and and I got cut and he was wound. He was absolutely shot That's enough to get bloody before he fell.

You get a purple heart. Yeah. See the enemy doesn't have that's why that shocked me so much because no one is making the claim that he wasn't shot. Like the minimizing I've definitely seen is like oh a little flesh wound on the ear which I mean it was a flesh wound on the ear. That's all it was thankfully. Wait I'm looking at it on my screen right now. Yeah. I don't see the blood you're talking about, but I want to. There's a still photo from the left side that has him going like that and you can see on his hand and starting to come down the side of his face. And so he was definitely shot. I was watching a video from head on. Well, either way, my point would be even if he weren't hit by direct gunfire, that in the army, you get a Purple Heart for injuries taken like during combat, you know, while you're in the field, that would be a Purple Heart type injury.

Like, you know, there's this story of the guy who his barracks were bombed, and I don't remember if it was glass or whatever, but there was like, there was shit on the floor and he cut himself on it. He sat on a piece of glass or something, cut himself a week later after the shelling, and he got a Purple Heart for that. Cause you know, it was enemy action that caused his,

his voo-voo. So Trump deserved, and I will say this though, I don't know if y'all saw it, but some veteran gave Trump their real purple heart. Like a veteran was like, here, Mr. President, you earned this as much as I did. And he gave him his real purple heart. And you know what the worst part is, Taylor?

You lose it. Trump took it. Trump accepted the thing. Like that alone. Yeah. What are you supposed to do? I'd have said, first of all, they give me as many of those as I want. I've got a drawer full of them useless to me. Like he pulls an 8 out of his pocket. He's like, I just like them. No, that guy can never get another Purple Heart. He earned that.

No, just maybe Trump has to backfill that. He's gotta be like, hey, I would not have taken that. I would have been like, put it back in his hand. You gotta put it back. You know he won't though. I don't feel like he's that guy who like, oh dude, no, optically that's a terrible move because then you have the problem of if that soldier keeps insisting that he should take it, you have the problem of if that soldier keeps insisting that he should take it, you have an awkward engagement then. I turn it down at least once, like the pin, like Jerry Seinfeld pin, you got to turn it down at least once. Like if he keeps on and he's insistent, I guess I'll take it. But

I'd have said like, no, like you earned this, you earned this. I didn't serve like you, sir. You know, you're the real hero. I'd have done a Homelander, you know. You should have done like a reality show reveal where he's like, for being so selfless that you gave me this beautiful and wonderful purple heart, I'm giving you the key to DC. A much better award, everyone's talking about it. What does it do, the key to a fucking city?

It's literally symbolic. You put it over your bed, you look at it, you go, I've got the key to this. I don't know what else you would do. I thought I'm asking for the key, doesn't open all the doors. You actually give out skeleton keys for entire cities. We're calling it the worst program in America. I think maybe there was an episode of the Andy Griffith show and that was the deal.

It was definitely one of those old night, like leave it to beaver style shows where that was the deal. There's definitely one of those old night like leave it to beaver style shows where that was the deal. But yeah, I was I was shocked by the election results. I didn't watch it until late. I didn't start watching until late. I was watching movies or cop videos or some shit. And then when I flicked over it was already you know, you could tell because on CNN like everyone's demeanor and body language within five seconds, I didn't need to see anything on the screen other than that. And I was like, oh, we're cooking.

I was watching a live stream. They're Republicans, but they're never Trumpers, the bulwark, if you know them at all. And they were comparing it to the 2016 where they're like, are we already in like, grieving and negotiation stage? Like, like, you know, we're like, Well, you know, she could still win the blue wall with this could still hold this could still. But it's like, if you lose Georgia and Pennsylvania by the by whatever it was 3% Oh, that was it. I

meant to say Georgia, North Carolina, if she loses Georgia, North Carolina by 3%, then that doesn't bode well for the blue wall States, but they're still hoping that they don't follow the trend. And I'm like, ah, we're, we're cooked. Yeah. Yeah. There were clips going around of like, like obviously the, the cope streams that a lot of people were having, like I saw, um, uh, I saw a clip of destiny on whatever stream he was doing. like I guess it was all liberals you know wasn't a super long

clip but like everyone else like the other six people sitting there like bro it's Jover like it's it's over and he's like show me show me George again how many outstanding like I, I love that live. Where are the mail-in ballots? I was promised there would be mail-in ballots. I think he was doing that for entertainment value. I saw a lot of live. And he's like, show me some good news. Give me something. Like, drill into Pennsylvania.

We've taken Hawaii. So we've taken Hawaii. But big island at least. How many paths to victory are there? Zero? That can't be true. least. How many paths to victory are there? Zero? That can't be true. I started hoping that it would just be a little closer. North Carolina had some good results for the blue team. Jeff Jackson, one of my favorite politicians

got attorney general and the Republicans lost their super majority, which is a good thing because the North Carolina Republicans, even if you're Republican, you have to see they're the, they're one of the worst states of leadership. They're so awful. They all make us proud. So they lost their seat. They got the supermajority by running a Republican as a Democrat. She won as a Democrat and then she changed after she won. That's how they did it. Those dirty dogs. after she won. That's how they did it. Those dirty dogs. Politics is for the worst people. Yeah. But anyway, that woman got voted out her career.

I'm looking forward to the fucking group of cronies, cooks and billionaires. Trump turns the keys to the castle over to he's over there. I saw him like election night. It was interesting to see who was in her inner circle was the people at Mar-a-Lago with him watching results and it was Dana White and Elon Musk, one on either side of him. And it was like, this is great. I love this so much. No, no, no insult to Dana White. Sure. He's a great guy, but it's like, he's so, I don't know anything about him. I figured you guys liked him because he's UFC guy, but self-made billionaire. He's self-made billionaire. Sure. But like, he's, he's so, I don't know anything about him. I figured you guys liked him because he's UFC guy, but. Self-made billionaire.

He's a self-made billionaire, sure. But like he's, he's a little out of. Disciplinarian. He's a little, you know, overshadowed in that threesome there with. That's where you're wrong. That's where you're wrong. Out of the three of them, he's the best communicator.

When it came time to get on stage, Trump was sleepy when it was time to give his speech He was and we gotta do great things for America. I gotta do those good things You know, he's like I'm gonna let somebody else talk JD JD you want to talk to him and like JD Vance, of course He had coffee because he's an adult man and like he had energy he talked well But then they threw it over to Dana White and Dana White would acted like it was a UFC fight this man right here and he's like pumping pumping him up and then he like gave a shout out he's like I would give a shout out to the NELF boys and the Joe Rogan experience and uh and Theo Vaughn I know Dana White's only a billionaire maybe two

billion I don't know but he's the only guy who wasn't born with a silver spoon in that trio. And I respect that a lot. I don't know as much about him. And so like, when I saw that picture, I was like, that's so interesting. Like he was a power man. He has your size instructor at one point in his life. Well, then I retract all the, yeah, he must've done a great job. You've changed my mind. Trump has never fixed his own car trying to save money no chance no no although

you know and you know it has ironically in a roundabout way I like that I always that little interesting factoid about Elon that he doesn't own a house was always interesting to me that he just some small place or some shit he. He did Rogan again this week. Rogan's on some crazy kick of guests because he went like Trump, JD Vance, Elon Musk. And he got on what's his the the Federman. Federman. Oh my god. I'm so glad you brought that up. I didn't know. For those of you don you who don't know, John Fetterman is a, what is he, senator? He's a senator from Pennsylvania. Yeah, he had a stroke, and now he requires the use

of like an iPad interface to communicate with people, to have like a normal conversation. I guess they say things and the iPad cues him with information that he interprets. Yeah, something like that. And so the whole time during the interview, he's got his iPad and he's fiddling with it. It breaks five minutes in.

And Joe's like, all right, well, we're gonna go work on the iPad. And like would come right back like instantly. All right, iPad's fixed. And they go back to talking, but Fetterman would get confused about what they were. He was intellectually all there, 100% horsepower, but he was just misinterpreting things at times. And Joe would have to like

rephrase the question and on the fly, hoping that I guess the iPad would get it right. And he came across is he is he reading the what Joe is asking on the it's helping him like a crutch. So I think he's, he's understanding some of what Joe says. Joe tried to get him to explain it and he couldn't because again, he has like a whole fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah.

He couldn't explain it. Like, so, so let me just. He couldn't explain it better than I just did. Let me, let me come back. So I have a son with communication issues and we've learned that sometimes people are bad at receptive communication and sometimes people are bad at receptive communication and sometimes people are bad at expressive right the receiving and the

expressing and at first it sounded like he was only bad at receiving because you said he was all there like he was cognitive horsepower was okay he just couldn't get it out but now it sounds like receiving and expressing is bad his expressing seemed fine to me it just didn't he didn't always seem to be receiving well enough to know what we were talking about. Like exactly what we were talking about. Was he having to wait to answer? It seemed to be really fast actually. It seemed to be really fast.

It wasn't like what you might think. Like where it's like, how are you today? Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. I'm fine. It wasn't like that. It was like, it was a flowing conversation, but he came off like someone who was diminished and shouldn't be a senator for the United States of America But also a really nice guy They talked about his wardrobe choices and all that stuff and he's like I can't afford fitted suits for my giant ass He's like, what do you think? He's like, I I'm not wealthy You know much of a cost to buy goofy shaped suits for me Like enough to wear them every day to Congress or whatever. Yeah, rock my shorts in my hoodie

so like Man, that just seems like the worst possible Democrat to send to put on a long-form talk show It's almost like not that they like top-down were like Oh Federman He'll go cuz kamala and uh hair Walls are afraid. It's it's like it's like they let donald trump pick his rebuttal All right, mr president you and your vice president are each going to get three hours this week Which democratic voice would you like to be heard? hmm

I'm thinking federman I'm thinking zack said Rogan did it on purpose. You think there's a chance of that? I think there's- He was like, he gets Trump, Vance, and retard on from the movie. I think the only reason- I think he tried to get Harris.

I think the only reason Kamala wasn't sitting there is because she was too big to go to his studio and give him three hours. She said, come to me and I'll give you one. And he said, no, no, you can come here and give me three like Donald Trump and everybody else does. And so she lost the race. And it's interesting, I see so many interviews

where people are like, I saw the Joe Rogan interview, like so many of the, when they interviewed the college campus of like young people. But Trump's win was decisive enough that I don't think Rogan podcast would have changed anything for Kamala, but she should have done it. And I felt like Trump has figured out that broadcasting your message far and wide is more important than rallies or something. And I don't know why everyone

else hasn't got there. Like it's like, we kind of just watched the first adopter in a new line of political persuasion. Like, people are going to be doing this now, which is excellent because you want to know that your politician could sit there with a guy like Rogan and either talk about politics or talk about something retarded and just like bandy about an idea, show that you're not just giving talking points, that you actually kind of understand why you want a certain thing. This is such a good move for American politics. It's going to make it so much harder to be one of those talking point, to be a shell like Hillary or Harris or one of these people who don't really have their own people.

I think Harris comes off to me as a really likable person. Hillary Clinton comes off to me as a repugnant human being who's an elitist, like a true elitist. And I don't mean she just looks down on me. I bet she looks down on almost everyone she encounters. She just comes off that way. And I bet if you got her in a three hour interview, that veil would slip a little. I think Trump comes off like that.

Do you see it at all or do you see him as an everyman i see him as a cartoon character i see him as like a cartoon character who's like always wanted to be the richest fanciest guy and has kind of kind of became a punch line you know for for and and now he's like fake like faked it until he made it you know dude i haven't looked at his stock yet, but I bet it's... I mean, that's how I knew he was gonna win. I think Taylor maybe sent it to the chat

and it was like, look at Trump's stock and it was skyrocketing and... Dude, it's crashing. It was at 51 on October 29th and it's at 27 now. It's cut almost in half. I don't know why. I would have thought that it would be a way to funnel money in his direction or something I don't know who knows. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I wonder about his coin as well his crypto coin and all that stuff Man, yeah, his crypto coin is NFT his Bibles his sneakers his

So coined his NFT, his Bibles, his sneakers, his commemorative plates. Him putting RFK in, he says he's gonna let RFK into the FDA or something. I think, you know, RFK has talked about his anti-vax beliefs. I did see an interview from him today where he essentially said, I'm not taking anyone's vaccines away.

If you want a vaccine, you can have a vaccine. We just wanna look into things. And they mentioned fruit loops and how many ingredients were on or in a box of fruit loops compared to like a box of Canadian fruit loops. Like we want to fix that. And I like, I like that. The food shit I'm so down for, like taking a serious look at why we have all these like weird diseases at higher rates than other countries, like autoimmune stuff. Like, from our food. And our food is like illegal in most other countries. So if we can actually get RFK, a jacked 70 year old who, if anything, he should be the one letting someone with a nice voice communicate for him. He can like whisper

in your ear. He can also restrict hormones. Like, I would like that. Definitely. Let's fix our food. David I love the idea of fixing our food. I think it starts with farm subsidies. That's just my opinion. That's why we use corn syrup everywhere instead of sugar stevia. I love the idea of fixing the healthcare prices. Why do we pay so much more for drugs? What? Just instantly let America buy drugs abroad. Like that seems like a super easy thing to do. And now if you charge 60 grand for something in Raleigh and $60 in Mumbai, I'm buying

from Mumbai. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah. Stop letting these pharmaceutical companies rake us over the coals. Yeah. They have way too much power. Is it Mark Cuban's thing a good alternative? I don't know what medications you guys take, but you should tell everyone now. But you can go on there and you can look up. Just something to lower T. It's such a problem for me to be this masculine. Actually, I won't say because they're not sponsoring tonight's episode. I hope RFK doesn't get in there and try to like restrict hormones to try to cut down on, you know, to take them away from trans children or something,

but end up taking them away from guys like me who need a little shot of tea every now and then. If you're using it to get jacked, two thumbs up. JFK will be fine. Hey, okay. The reason I think RFK will be cool like that is because he's clearly on juice already. Yeah, dude He's like 75 years old. He's jacked a positive thing for me about Trump

Jackie cannot get on board with this but Trump says he's gonna bring Elon in to make the government more efficient You know, I just read how we're paid something like 80,000 percent too much for washers and soap dispensers on airplanes, these military airplanes. And it's like, we're paying something like $18,000 for a soap dispenser. And Elon's supposed to come in and clean all that shit up. And Jackie's

like, Elon's not the good guy. And it's like, can we admit that maybe he does have some positive attributes that like, he's good at something business-wise, cost cutting or something. Like he came into Twitter, removed, I'm gonna make up a number, like two thirds of the staff and Twitter's still up.

Yeah, it works pretty much the same. They asked Elon how much money he thought he could cut out? Did you hear the number? I'd love to. Probably a ton. Two trillion. I mean, I can say it was two trillion right away. There's so much government. I'm 100% on board with Woody here. Like, I don't have a delusion that it's going to fix all the problems. But like, we can never tax our way out of the hole we're in. Like it's a spending issue. Like we spend an absurd amount and we get taken for a ride by the exact kind of thing you're talking about, which is the fucking uncle of some Senator makes washers in a factory and gets some advantageous contracts

that isn't allowed to be competed on. And then they sell us washers for, you know, $85 a piece instead of two cents. It could be that. I have a different theory. We could both be right too, which is the people buying it are so disconnected from the source of the money, they don't care about the price.

It's like it also my job is to make sure you have the soap dispensers you need. And if I pay 18,000 bucks a pop, people pat me on the back for getting it done. Yeah. And no one cares about the cost. Yeah. It's like, uh, it's like that old King of the Hill episode where the army barber bill is cutting a general's hair and, uh, Hank is there and Hank's like, so you're telling me general, you spent $95,000 on this chair for cutting your

hair in. And he's like, yeah, of course we did. But you see where they get the savings is we only spend 2.2 billion on a bomber. You know, you find a 2.2 billion. That's like they spend way too much money. And you're 100% right. They're too disconnected from it. To them, it's just funny money. It's just, it's infinite. Print more, tax more. And so yeah, a little accountability with government spending, that would be fantastic. And it's something they don't really seem to care about. So having anyone in charge of it with a good business acumen can't hurt. All right. So like that's all, let's all hope that that goes the way we want it to. Let's talk about Trump's personality and how the next months are going to unfold, because there's the transition of power, which can either be a very elegant,

graceful thing or really like shit show embarrassment kind of thing where someone shows their ass. And I'm wondering what which is it's going to be like? Like I remember when George Bob W was voted Well when his term was up and they came in and they had torn all the W's off the keyboards Like I wonder if it's gonna be shenanigans like that. Like I can't remember who it was. I think whenever Whenever George W took over for the Clintons I think they made a comment about giving the place a good steam cleaning, you know,

cause it was filthy from the Clintons, you know? Like I'm hoping to see a little bit of that from Trump, honestly. Like, I just can't see him being the bigger man ever. So, and Biden can't defend himself anymore. What are you talking about, Jack? He like convinces Biden. He's like, no, Biden, you won.

Stop! Don't tell him that! Don't you tell him that? That's rude! He'll believe you. I wanted him to go out there when he was doing the concession speech today. Where he's like, I called Donald Trump and congratulated him. I wanted him to be like, this is all your guys fault. You betrayed me. You stabbed me in the back and you replaced me by some Indian lady.

Nobody even liked. And look at you now. fault. You betrayed me. You stabbed me in the back and you replaced me by, by some Indian lady. Nobody even liked. And look at you now. Old Joe, old Joe here. He isn't here. He isn't here to save you. Hop on my bike and ride off into the sunset. And then he struggles to hop on a bike. They said, they said, you got it. They said, you got to pick a black or brown woman to be a vice president. I said, that's not even legal.

I said, well, yeah, laws against that, against that check. Everybody wishes he had put that hat on now. Oh dude, I like the theory that Biden was so pissed. He was actively, actively being shitty towards the Harris campaign. I saw that meme. It was like, Mr. President, Mr. President, did you know when you called Trump

supporters garbage that it would actively hurt Kamala's campaign? And he turns around and goes. Like grins and smiles, it's like, yeah, yeah. I saw a meme of that, too, where it's like Donald and Joe on the phone and Joe's like. The election is yours, Donald. We're going to make sure these these backstabbers don't get what they want. I can't believe he fucking won again. He's I can't.

My favorite part about him winning is how upset it makes people that I find to be annoying and just awful people. Like when I go to CNN and I see how upset they are, that to me is my favorite part. I still worry about that man's ability to govern the country. I worry about who he's gonna put in all those positions. Power. It sounds good. I liked it when I didn't know the postmaster general's name. The need to know. The need to know. You see, uh, we're just sort of working in the background. It would get taken care of. Someone important would get that.

A guy who loves the mail would for sure. It wasn't some guy who's like, let's get rid of all the, uh, paper, the mail sorting machines before the election. Stamps! Stamps are giving people autism! Stop licking the stamps, people! Like that guy, the postmaster general. Uh, we'll see. We'll see. Stop licking the stamps, people. Like that guy, the postmaster general. We'll see. We'll see. I did. Yeah.

Are we going to get some early, uh, um, what do you pardons? Are you thinking we might get some early pardons? Cause of course his freedom fighters at the January six from Biden fighters before the end. No, no, no. I think he's saying like first day, like first day Trump. Um, cause he promised the libertarians that they're out wild that he went to, he was gonna pardon this one guy

who made a dark web website like forever ago and they gave him life in prison. Oh, Silk Road guy, yeah. Yeah, he promised he was gonna free that guy. I don't know this person. Silk Road was a dark web site where you could basically buy illegal things. I think it was mostly like a drug site where people could go there and buy drugs. I think someone maybe got terrible like drugs.

It's not around anymore. They have them in life in prison. And so I hope I didn't know that was on the table. I hope they pardoned the that guy. I don't actually know anything about him. But if you just made a site where you sell drugs, right? He did. He just made a site where you could secretly like do business. He didn't have anything to do with the illegal things, but others did illegal things on. He sort of platformed illegal things. You know, yeah, I'm getting pardoned and I'm good with the J6 people getting pardoned. And I'm also chill with Hunter Biden getting pardoned. Fire. I think I think think Hunter Biden pardon from Trump would be a nice little spit in the eye,

like on your way out, like take that. I don't know, it's like, it brings Hunter Biden back up into the news for one thing, get that news cycle chewing on him again, but it also makes Trump look like the bigger man, which he never gets to do. I would definitely pardon Hunter Biden if I were Trump, just to show that I am the bigger man. But then I would also launch some new investigations at the same time.

Like he he kept talking about prosecuting his enemies. And I really hope he doesn't. But but man, you can't blame him if he does. After all the shit they put him through. How fucked is Ukraine? They're in big trouble. Oh, they're in big trouble. If I were a volunteer, you're like American. If like literally me was volunteering and fighting in Ukraine right now, I'd be like, I'm going home.

How long is it before they turn off whatever magnetic shield America's got over me right now? Can Europe? Like fund Ukraine? Can they do it without US? They won't. They don't. They won't. They've allowed us to fund everything militaristically for so long. Not everything. Everybody's chipped in but like we've put in a fucking shit ton and we need... I feel like we did half and Europe did half. Something like that. I feel like that's even given the US. But it's like which half, I bet our half involves some things that Europe couldn't do, like some equipment and expertise know-how. And I bet we're just assisting, planning-wise and strategy-wise.

And I know we've got those spy satellites. I didn't know this until, I guess I've known it for a while now, but as a kid, I never knew it. The Hubble Space Telescope, that wasn't just something NASA was like, hey, let's build a big telescope and put it into space. Like the CIA or the NSA or someone was like,

hey, we've got these old spy satellites. I got like 10 of them flying around the earth right now. We got this 11th one we're not doing anything with. You want it? And like, yeah, we'll point it at other galaxies because that's how powerful it is. They're pointing at guys' cell phones. They're in low earth orbit with the Hubble Space Telescope times 10 or 15

They've got looking down at over people's shoulders. So I think that kind of Support is gonna dry up. I think Trump is gonna make he seems to like Putin or at least like not having friction with Putin And I think he hates funding these foreign wars. He doesn't like to see money fight out the door. I think he's going to quit. One of the best things about Trump is the foreign wars thing. I don't like that one. You know, you're the only one on that one. But yeah, I'm a big Ukraine guy. Okay. But in the like off of this show, like in the greater America, like I'm on the side

of most. I think you might be like Most of us are very. At least now. Probably Ukraine was more popular two years ago. Check that polling for it, Zach. How did most Americans support American funding in the Ukraine conflict? There's no way at this point. You would think we have like 60, 65% will be like, yeah, go get them. Dude, people are so sick of these foreign wars. People are sick of it. They don't do anything though.

It's somebody else's foreign war. I love finding this thing. It cost a Julian dollars. If it were like a Twitch streamer, I'd be donating all the time. Would you be donating to the livestream? Yeah, to Ukraine. Yeah. If I could like click a button and send them some like 308 ammo or something, 48% of responders

approve said that the United States should support Ukraine as long as the conflict lasts. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's closer than I want. We're gonna pump that number down. We're gonna get people looking for America's best interest. Besides just an overall fear that he's unqualified for the job for any number of intricate reasons that I don't understand because I don't understand the job, you know what I mean? Like I think of the president is that guy on TV, but I'm sure he's got a lot of duties that we don't know about. That guy on TV. Yeah, I don't, you know, I imagine he's got like three, I pictured what I saw on the West

Wing. So it just seemed like he had like three big meetings every day and then there was a B plot and then you get that sorted out. You know, like everybody go to bed at night, maybe be late, but we'd solve the problem. But it might be a little harder than the West Wing made it out to be and I'm not overall sure Trump's capable. But so there's that fear. But also I don't like the Ukraine thing. That's the big policy thing that I disagree with him on and I worry about the most because, you know, we're already in for a bushel You know, let's let's let's let's get let's let's get our work out of this thing We're not wondering how he's gonna be on workers and strikes

So there were two sort of big issues I can think of in the last three years Maybe the more recent one was the longshore workers They wanted to prevent automation from coming to the the. And I'm like, what the fuck? You can't prevent automation. Like that's the holding America back. But they're like, if you don't give us what we want, which is like a 60% raise, 70% raise, and no more automation,

then we're gonna stop working right now and kiss your auto industry goodbye, kiss this goodbye, your economy's fucked. And like they really have America by the short hairs in a way that I didn't think about much. The other one was similar. It was railroad workers wanting to strike right before Christmas. And in both cases, well, in the first case, Biden was like, you can't strike.

And then like, whatever, six, nine months later, he got them what they wanted. That worked out really well. Will Trump do that? I don't know. The longshoremen thing, they got them what they wanted without it, without it even starting. I would hope he'd do what Reagan did. Fucking fire them all. See, I'm more pro worker than that until push comes to shove. Yeah, like, wait a minute. Well, I was all pro worker, but you

guys want to fucking strike in on Black Friday. Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't want to see I have packages on the way. I wouldn't want to seem whole cloth fired. Like unless, like if there's no unless that's the only way to handle it. I wouldn't I wouldn't want to see I have packages on the way I wouldn't want to see him whole cloth fired like unless Like if there's no unless that's the only way to handle it. I didn't want to you know what reagan What would you do to your employees? He fired all the uh air traffic. What if what if zack didn't show up tonight? He was like he's like holding out Come on. He does not show up for work No, you're right

And but like the the goal would be to coax the people who know what they're doing back into doing it instead of wholesale eliminating and replacing because that's a whole other logistical issue and operational issue. Right. No, I think we should send the National Guard in to those dock workers and hold them at gunpoint. They can finish their ships. Any man tries to walk off the line fucking blast him. Put the Roomba in the fucking shipping container. Get back on that forklift, you piece of shit. Yeah, Trump had that thing. He's like, I hate paying Abe overtime. He said he wouldn't pay overtime.

And take it out of context, it sounds like that means he's not paying for hours worked. I think what he really meant was he'd get someone else who wasn't past 40 hours to do the job. Of course. But by the way, this kind of stuff should have hurt and it didn't. I'm sorry, Kyle. Well, it was just that he was bringing up overtime to let you know that he was going to stop taxing overtime, stop taxing tips and stop taxing one other quadrant of income that I can't recall, like similar.

That's one of the things I dislike about mainstream media, I guess, is because you get the part of the story where they're like, Trump refused to pay overtime. It's like, oh, I don't like that. That billionaire refuses to pay his employees when they work extra hard. And it's like, well, the whole story is he was actually promising the hardest workers that now their tips and their overtime work wouldn't be taxed anymore. Like, like, that's the story. You think it'll happen? No.

I mean, I think it'll happen if he wants it to, but I don't think he wants it. I think you should. That's a I think he's looking in the wrong place. I hate to be there. I think he's never going to have to run an election ever again so we can do whatever he wants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would say like storm for fascism. They did it themselves from the persecution slash prosecution scenario they went through,

and then it has to go before the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court comes down and says Oh actually really anything the president does and his official duties is kind of Free to do it, you know, and now he's the president again and while pardoning himself is a weird legal quandary I don't think they can pardon himself. What he can do is tell his attorney general a drop them charges, bro do is tell his attorney general, hey, drop them charges, bro. Mm hmm. Got me.

I don't, I don't have any fear whatsoever that he's going to be some crazy fascist. I think that's fanciful, but I do have fear that like, he's going to surround himself with neo cons again, who are very pro war and pro intervention. And if, even if they can't get him to. Escalate these conflicts, they will bog him down long enough to keep funding it and just try and keep it grinding. And so I don't want those sort of establishment Republican hacks having nearly as much say in his administration as they did last time. I think we're gonna have the rainbow colors next year on the White House.

I love when they do that. No, I don't think we're doing that. We're shutting it down. We're not doing that gay shit anymore. I love when they do that. No We're not doing that gay shit anymore Trump could pardon himself. I googled it. Uh, the legality is unclear. So exactly I don't think that is a little scholars come down 50-50 on that one That's like cheating in Magic the Gathering with like an infinite combo or something It just doesn't. I mean, I pardon myself and I kill you and I pardon myself and I kill your brother and I pardon myself and I kill your wife.

You're playing those cards back to back. You can't stack pardon cards infinitely. Yes, I can. I have infinite pardon cards. Honestly, like some messaging the Democrats really need to get away from at this point is calling everyone they dislike a Nazi. Schindler. Cause that's clearly not resonating with people. Those people don't see Schindler's list. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. And I mean that

sincerely, not just as a silly joke or an aside. Like comparing Trump to Hitler is so silly. Trump, Hitler was a bad guy. Like, guy like bad dude dude this Hitler do you have more I learn about him the more I don't care it was a real rascal you don't even know you guys know about this I'm stuck when Trump gets at the rally and says these immigrants, they're vermin, they're poisoning the blood of our country. You're like, holy smokes, that's a Hitler quote. How do you not like mention that comparison? When he's saying like illegals are wrecking the country, I think.

I said what he said. Yeah. Like I didn't, I didn't. Like you didn't phrase it exactly the way he did. So he did So I don't the vermin part didn't bother me it was kind of weird that like whatever whatever phrase ology he used about poisoning the blood of the Like the country or whatever is is Nazi ID ideological phrasing didn't like hearing that little coincidence happen Is we his speech writers messed up? clearly That exact quote of Hitler there incidents happen. His speech writers messed up, clearly. Yeah, I'm sure that was how the teleconference. That exact quote of Hitler there. Yeah, but like, that's going to be a net win for him because illegal immigration is wildly

unpopular and securing the border is popular. And people who live in like small towns that are having 20,000 Haitians dropped on them, they hate that. People don't like that. Yeah, I see you can call him a fascist or you can say that he has fascist leanings or fascist policies or fascist ideals or ideas, but I don't see anything that he's ever done as inherently, I want to say inherently racist. The Muslim ban is almost like definitively racist, but it depends on your definition because he didn't mean like brown

people, he meant people that are radical Islamists who tend to do harm. Here's the quote, by the way, the actual quote. Thank you, Zach. We pledge to you that we will root out the communists, Marxists, fascists, and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country. The one I was talking about was... stand by, they're poisoning the blood of our country. That's what they've done. They poisoned mental institutions and prisons all over the world, not just in South America, but all over the world. They're coming into our country from Africa, Asia, all over the world.

The blood of America is being poisoned. Yeah, that's an interesting little ditty there. But so as long as he handles the border and the immigration problem. But the point was, I don't think he wants like he hasn't massacred any Jews yet. So I just don't think he's Hitler. You know, he hasn't overthrown our government and established himself as a furor yet, or even tried to. So I wouldn't want me a little it a little January 16, this or that the other, it wasn't like he tried to become fewer on January 6, he tried to legally become president.

They tried to say for years that he was going to start World War III. Do you remember that? We know he's not gonna do that. And now he gets guff for being too anti-intervention. Well, that's not what he gets the guff for, if we're being honest, it's usually for the awful things that he's saying.

Yeah, I don't think, I haven't heard him criticized for being too anti-intervention, unless you're watching a lot of Lindsey Graham. It's like the establishment Republicans are like, he wants to abandon our allies in Ukraine. He doesn't want to give infinity dollars to Israel forever, even though they're our greatest ally. And it's like, yeah, good. That's not, I don't want him to. Dude, you got to listen to the newest Joe Rogan. They start making fun of Lindsey Graham. Joe Rogan does a very good Lindsey Graham impression. Yes. Yes, he does. And a pretty good Barack Obama. But he was making fun of Lindsey Graham being gay. And, you know, it was pearl clutching.

He's so fucking gay. I think he said something about Lindsey Graham would be his own first lady or something. We're getting rid of the gay shit and we're starting with all Lindsey Graham. This is absolute homosexual, this queer, convincing people he fucks women and he likes pussy. I showed him a picture of a pussy once he vomited. He hated it. I don't care that he's gay. I just think that he's just a kind of a war hawk and he's, he seems, he seems kind of shitty at times. I don't know much about his like. I just think that he's just a kind of a war hawk and he's he seems he seems kind of shitty at Times I don't know much about his like David. He's a nice daddy. I don't care that he's on steroids. I care that he's a fake natty

That he's that he's like, but it's gay right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I it's does he go around bragging about getting pussy though Well, I just reminds me of when I was young and when I would be I would often find myself deep in a pussy. And now it is friends. It's it's gross, but you hate it. But we do it because we love them and because we need to get elected. And such a such a snake. I don't like him. He's a hawks hawk. Like I agree with him on Ukraine,

which makes me wonder about me, but like he has never seen a conflict he didn't like. Yeah, it's him and the Cheneys are just, yeah, any and all wars. We need more. Have you ever seen the meme? Zach pulled the, like, it's like, that's poorly drawn. Wojak Like a fake republican called holden blood feast and it's an old it's an old guy and it says 112 years old

Lat the only thing he wants is to see burning flesh in iran. Please. Let me burn it Single-issue voter respected bipartisan They wanted to bomb Iran. Yeah, holding blood. This is such a funny name. 118 years old. Please God, just let us nuke Iran. Nothing else matters. I'll do anything.

Please. I just want to see burning flesh one more time last time before I die. Respectable bipartisan. My news circle or little ecosystem is filled with postmortems on what the Democrats did wrong. And mine is, it's the unlikable people in that tent that keeps other people out. I think they lost on culture war issues and they've just gone too far with the pronouns, too far with the like, weirdness.

It's the trans kids stuff. Trump hammered them with ads on that. We didn't get ads, I don't think very much. But I looked into like what he was running and he hammered the trans issue big time with with ad buys. There was a lot of a lot of that. But I just think Kamala is unlikable. You know, I think that she she ran for president before. And we were looking at those clips

months ago of Tulsi Gabbard wiping the floor with her. I think that people didn't like her very much. And there has to be at least some percentage of the population, Democratic voters who didn't care for her being foisted upon them in what felt a bit undemocratic to me. I didn't complain about it much because it seemed like I was just met just sour grapes or whatever, because, uh, a young person with a fully functional brain is now, is now the opponent. But in reality, I was thinking like, I mean, I don't, we're used to picking vice president. It just feels like the next candidate doesn't necessarily like, like,

they shouldn't be anointed by some cigar smoking back room. Yeah. Like, like she'd like, like I get that Joe Biden, it makes it sense to me that Joe Biden gets his chance to be president next and then that he'd be the automatic party candidate, but not her, not her. She's the backup president, but stuck in like the reality of where they were, Biden wasn't gonna win, right? So they had to do something. And it seemed like Kamala was the only way they could go

because of some sort of campaign finance complexity that I don't fully- And I actually pulled it. I don't know why it's so impossible to take the money raised for Biden and send it to Shapiro, for example, or Buttigieg even better, my guy. But there are half dozens of us that love this guy.

Oh, that guy would have got smoked. Can you, what do you think, what state else would the Republicans have won if Buddha Judge had been there? I think maybe you lose New Jersey or something, dude. Like, I was watching New Jersey like months ago and I was like, Trump's leading in some of these New Jersey polls. If Trump wins New Jersey, it's a whole new it's the dawning of a new day. Now, of course, he didn't nothing flip that we didn't think was going to flip. He did take Nevada or whatever in the Sun Belt that Hillary took back in the back in their their turn.

But everything else was just kind of what it's the swing states and then all the states that always go red and all the states that always go blue. You know, there's seven swing states that I saw a BBC article and it was one of those where it's like, yeah, that's true, but I don't like it. And it's like, why these seven states determine the leader of the free world? And I was like, yeah, well, you see, the system makes sense because because we've got so many aircraft carriers, you don't even know. It makes sense because we

have a giant military and you guys don't. Man, that stinks, doesn't it? That really stinks. What are you going to do? I'm glad he won the popular vote though, because I think that I think yeah The word I sent to our text was mandate when I saw that he was like millions ahead in the popular vote and they were showing how he was performing and like They'd zoom in on the blue counties of like like detroit or like like, you know The bluest of blue and they're like trump won 35 percent here Like more than one third of the bluest of the blue regions are Trump supporters and it's like yeah that's how you stack up a popular vote when you can there's a huge win and I hear mandate and I instinctively push back but I try to say like

well Woody if you flipped it if if Kamala had just taken the House, the Senate and the executive branch, you'd call it a mandate. I think I would. So yeah, the popular vote and that and the popular vote. I'm really glad that the winner of the presidency won the popular vote to take time. Yeah, I think it is a terrible. The Electoral College is a terrible system. It's bad for America.

And I think some Republicans like it just because it's good for them at the moment. In the past, it's been better for Democrats. Not, I don't know when, but like far enough back it has been. When Ohio and Florida were swing states. But, uh, I just think that it becomes about a couple of states and a couple of locations and a couple of states instead of it being every vote in America matters. And it would be more about issues. I think there are farmers in Iowa

and farmers in California who have a lot in common and they'd be campaigning for both of them at the same time. There are IT people in North Carolina and IT people in Texas. And they'd be campaigning for both of them at the same time. It'd be more about the people and their issues and what's important to them, then like eight years ago, coal had an outsized opinion, like impact on the election.

Arby's, I love the quote, Arby's employs more people than the coal industry does, the fast food restaurant, but somehow coal becomes this major thing in America. It's the most expensive energy source and it's the dirtiest energy source. And we're like, gotta keep coal around. Why?

Because there's a couple of jobs in swing states that matter. Imagine if we got 30% of the national energy from roast beef sandwiches. Yeah, that's a national security thing too. That's because of so many regulations. The cost of burning curly fries is fuel. You don't know. We literally have a system where we discovered magic rocks that create free energy, magic runes that create energy. And we find ways to be like, actually,

a big fan in Kansas is where I want to go. It's like, no, that's retarded. We have these magic rocks that create clean, free energy long-term. France has a huge amount of success with these modular nuclear reactors where instead of going like traditional nuclear reactors where they make an enormous one and then they try and backfill it with more stuff later, they make these small modular nuclear reactors and then when they need more power if they do they just add an additional one to the complex. And so it's like France is doing a good job with it. And I will be damned if we're being beaten by fucking French people in nuclear.

I have no idea what's next. Generation of nuclear doesn't use water. I think they melt sodium or something like that. It's like liquid salt. I've heard that. The Russians have and I'm sure we do, too. It's what our spacecraft use, the batteries on spacecraft, like are these fission decay batteries,

and the Russians make tons of them. I think they're about the size of like the dumpster outside of a fast food joint, like the green ones, and they make a good bit of power, but they're just incredibly poisonous, and the Russians have abandoned them all over their vast empire, so they're just incredibly poisonous and the Russians have abandoned them all over their vast empire So they're just out there, you know

That's when you talk about like the amount of money that we that we've spent to clean up their nuclear mess is Ridiculous to like go over there after the Soviet Union fell apart. We just find everything Well in our best interest right like if there's some sort of if there's new Well, in our best interest, right? Like if there's some sort of, if there's new radioactive material in those batteries and our fucking enemies get them and make a dirty bomb, that would be a real problem. Yeah, you know what?

It'd be easy to do too. It's really easy to do awful things with that. Like just on the Democrat, like autopsy thing again, like do you think there's any chance that a lot of these... Because I think a big problem of what they did with their messaging is that it's just too much of a circle jerk of DC liberals putting forth to each other. If you've ever been in a room deciding what goes on in an advertisement, for example, it's largely liberal women who decide advertising. And it's almost a one-upmanship thing as you're

watching an ad be created. You say, there should be a couple here. And then this guy walks in and uses the Swiffer or and uses the traditional vacuum and he's all bumbled and he can't figure it out. And then a smart woman comes in and shows him that the Swiffer is the true solution. And then you get one of the liberal women being like being like and they should be a mixed-race couple and then someone else goes Actually, it should be a gay couple and this is how you actually get these ridiculous like building on one and other things is because it's A whole room in advertising because I'm liberal women run advertising. What if what if he's a furry and they have to clean up? Perfect we can't go back off that now and reveal that I'm not as extreme as the other advertiser. It's that thing in their messaging where there's too many people getting their news in this same milieu, this same silo where they, because their friends think the trans kid thing

is super important and super popular. They don't know anybody who isn't in favor of it. They put that forth as like a big thing and they can't be perceived as the one who doesn't want to lean on that because that's a slight against them they can't be perceived as the one who doesn't want to lean on that because That's a slight against them in that very hyper progressive world And so like if they want to be serious like they really have to excise a lot of this poison From their strategy departments and their outreach because it's if they don't they're just gonna keep losing Have you done it yet? Have you gone on to YouTube and searched liberal tears 2024? I have not. No, are there good things? Well, my goodness, there there's some great

tic tocs, you know, I saw a couple of really butch black ladies like screaming so loud. Oh, I saw that on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. One in her car and then one in her bathroom, the one in her bathroom. I was like, if you're this tore up about it, you wouldn't have had time to set up a phone because she's like having a seizure. She's like, she's flailing. I never saw her face because she's like flailing about so much screaming, no God, no.

That's the problem with this. It's like, and action. I'm somewhat happy. Yeah. Like what is this horseshit? The real ones were like that lady in the green sweater right after 2016. We're like, she has no idea she's being filmed and she's just like, just a primal scream of despair.

That lady costs the blue team 250,000. Like nobody wants to be on the same team as her and stop making that the front page of the Democratic party. Yeah, they need a rebrand desperately. And if they shift to kind of a more populist, not obsessed with these like how to do your progressive pet causes.

How did she do with black men? Because I would be surprised if she's- She won 80 20 of black men, I believe. No way, I don't believe that. 20% of black men- But would be surprised if she won 80 20 of black men I believe no way I don't believe that 20% of black men going yeah 20% of black men going it was 88 12 I think the total black vote and that's like not that off of normal I think I think it's usually like 10 12 percent I know black women she got like 96 percent yeah there's no group that votes more Democrat than black women my goodness that is a they're in the bag. Like there aren't too many,

there aren't too many black ladies who are, who are down for the, the Trumpers, I guess. You know what? I bet those other, uh, fucking 4% just can't read. It's more likely than they totally in a totally selfish way. I want the Democrats to double down on all of these pet social issues because it will, because people, normal people hate this shit. And they need like, if they do, they're, they're just being led around by the nose by people who each side has this blind spot for the other where they can't like empathize with them

and get inside their shoes. It's like with the left says that the right wants to control women's bodies. And they're like, what are you talking about? Now we didn't want you to quit killing your kids. Say, stop killing them babies. Hey, put that baby down. Like that's and, and, and they, and the right is like, yeah, they just love murdering kids, those bitches. And it's like, no, like sometimes I know you didn't get a great education

about what's inside of a woman, but it's not just the vagina See, there's this whole inner working in there and shit goes wrong you don't even want to know all sorts of gross icky stuff happens inside of a woman and Lindsay knows Lindsay be explaining the Know the evil that goes on inside of a woman's vagina Don't even like a vote. But like, like it, it abortion can be health care. It can be.

But I hate this idea that it just is health care in the same way that like x-rays are health care. You know, like, like we don't also use x-rays to murder small children. Right. Somebody. Yeah. Did they die just recently in the parking lot

while the mother was yelling to the doctors, like, why aren't you doing anything? And they're like, eh, you know, we needed to go more septic before we know that this isn't an abortion and it's actually life-saving. Yeah, there's some weird stuff in Texas where they can't intervene with- I think that's illegal.

You can't let someone die. They can't abort the baby though, and they need to remove the fetus, which is gonna be a technical abortion to like stop the infection like the the infection is the rotting fetus inside of her and Removing it is technically it's not a it's not an abortion if the baby's dead. It's dying and it's it was dying Yeah, it wasn't dead yet. So they were like Baby to die it was a bad situation

Did the mother die the one from a few weeks ago? Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't pay too much attention to it, but I see stories like that where either mothers die or almost die and there's multiple lawsuits and it's usually Texas. Texas made it illegal to go to another state to get your abortion, which is like,

wait a minute, that was everybody's plan. Yeah, I don't like like you can't be legislating people's ability to travel freely throughout the country. Well, it's not just that. And that's my worry with the right on that issue. It's like I empathize with the idea that we shouldn't have like serial aborters out there who are just doing it for kicks. Like we need to find those eight women who do that and like locking them up.

And but and frivolous abortions I guess I'll call them where you're just I Don't I don't know there should be fewer late-term abortions too, but clearly it's a it's a health care Situation in many scenarios, and I just wish that I don't know there was that nuance could be legislated correctly Where because I what I don't want is that every time a woman who's pregnant goes to a doctor, they're like, are you pregnant? When was the day of your last period? Which they always ask. And she tells them, they're like, all right, now you're in the database, pregnant. Now in nine months, we're going to come looking for the baby. And if you don't have it,

we'll start the kidnapping charges and move to the murder charges after that if we don't find the child you know what I mean like if where'd the baby go you're pregnant eight months ago where's the baby huh so yeah i what i'm saying is that what they're worried about that's what i'm worried about that seems like the logical next step if you really want to make sure that no abortions are happening at all, then every time a woman, you, then you want to keep track of who's pregnant so that you know who's committed an abortion. It's like the logical next step to me.

I think like the best solution, like this already kind of been reached in that, like it should be a state thing. Like Missouri, which is arguably the reddest of red states in the entire country, just lost that referendum. Can you explain, they lost the referendum? The amendment. So there was an amendment this time to make abortion fully illegal here.

And despite Missouri going red on everything else, the pro-abortion side, it was narrow, very close, but they won that one. And so now they're reaffirming the abortion rights, I believe, in Missouri, not as late term, like some states allow. Six weeks, 12 weeks, what is it? I think it's 12, I'll have to look into it. 12, it works, six is tight.

And I know I've explained this to the audience before, but it starts from the day of the last period. So the first two weeks, she hasn't even fucked anyone. And that's the first two of the six. Two weeks in, she gets laid. Two weeks after that hasn't even fucked anyone. And that's like the first two of the six. Two weeks in, she gets laid. Two weeks after that, four weeks total is when she expects her period. And that is when she starts to suspect

that she might be pregnant, right? That is the beginning, four weeks into the six. And women go late all the time. It's not until like four and a half weeks maybe that she's buying pregnancy tests and checking that shit out. So she has like 10 days to abort this baby. You know, they describe it as six weeks. It's more like one and a half and that's not a lot of time.

Yeah. Yeah, it's six weeks here. 10 or 12 seems more fair to me, like based on what you just told me. And then post 12 Tell me about the viability of this baby. Like you know, is his brain on the outside because that's the case Why are we carrying this thing to term? Yeah. Yeah for sure Definitely in those scenarios and a lot of scenarios. Honestly, how tall is he gonna be? You're gonna is he gonna be six feet?

Does he have the gauging? What if he's not blonde? Yeah, we have to figure these things out You know, be six feet. Does he have the gauging? What if he's not blonde? Yeah, we have to figure these things out. That's going to be I was joking that you could tell if they were gay and that in all of the other emissary. They haven't found the gay gene yet. Hmm. Yeah, they found gay guys named Jean Levi's. Yeah, but no gay gene yet seems to be

Taylor Uh during uh, it's it's over now, but october Spookiest of all months. I know I watched a bunch of horror and you did too It was funny the other day because we both simultaneously not only did we come as a hot dog and a hamburger with zero coordination Serendipitous. I loved it. But we also watched Midsummer, that horror movie, the same night, the same time, without coordinating at all for the first time. You're testing you too for the gay gene right now. Yeah. I mean, we get that Nellie house, you get rid of your girlfriend, I'll get rid of mine.

We'll be a power couple. We can be Pete Buttigieg. I'll be Pete Buttigieg and you can be my trophy husband. You're gonna have to shave. No, that's not up to you, homo. I don't mean you're fair. In our free time, I put you in a fucking latex suit. Your face is fine, Taylor. That's not what he's talking about. I'm not talking about his face. Fair enough. I'll do that. But have you have a ginkgo suit dressed like a dog walking around the Nellie compound being like, I have a normal family. I'm a normal homosexual man. Oh, we can get into politics then. I like Buddha, Judge. I want you to go on Fox News and just dominate all the time. I feel like if he was

the Fox News whisperer running for president the entire cycle, that he'd do better than you guys say he would. But I haven't been right about much lately. So I'm going easy on it. Just I've been off of it. But blacks and Hispanics, particularly religious ones are not going to turn out heavy for a gay guy. Yeah, he's not that gay. But for the first time, I mean, aside from the having sex with men thing, that's true. But anything in the world, Dick,

but I'm going to go up there and he's taking infrastructure bills. Those are his passions. He loves that. I think Trump would beat Buddha judge so badly. He would take, like he won Latino men this time. He would win them so much more With Buddha judges and opponent and I think he'd win way more black guys to solid democratic black guys Sorry, I saw the Democratic strategist Say let's not run another woman like look. I know this sounds bad. It was a woman too and she's like

Let's run a white man next time around. Let's do that. And I'm like, maybe she's right. For all its benefits and its drawbacks, he looks at central casting almost first. Does this guy look like the one you want? I saw a guy trolling obviously on TikTok or whatever. He had a MAGA hat on. It really looked like Nick Fuentes

I don't think it was him though, but he was like you're never gonna be a woman president Glass ceiling it's made a bridge you dumb bitch Because we make the rules the men you hear that honey you understand what i'm saying to you you dude i saw bluesy yeah i saw that that clip was going bananas viral on twitter and elsewhere and it was it was nick fuentes where he's like your body my choice forever and it was, I was like, I was watching that and I'm like, this is arguably going to be the most interacted with bait in glow on the globe. It's a log video. I saw, I saw the, I don't know.

Maybe it's longer than the clips I saw, but it was my choice forever. Another one for the boys, boys rule. Boys win the glass ceiling. It's made of bricks. You're going to keep bashing your head off of it. You will never have a woman president. Boys win again. So hard. I was laughing so much.

I was like, and I got to say, like I watched her concession speech. She was on. You could tell she been crying. Her husband's over there crying. Fucking waltz is over there. All teary-eyed. Everybody's crying, you know, and then they, they show the crowd and it's nothing but like liberal women and, uh, and, and immigrants. And they're all crying those big immigrant tears. Constituent. That's what they've made their constituent constituency into. They need to,

they need to reformat, re re-aim really hone their messaging I always say I have so many concerns about Trump and I wish he were better I wish he were what I want him to be but man, I love seeing him beat those people I love it so much because it's him like if they lost to like a George Bush to John McCain a Romney a regular old Like good guy Republican they could take that. But these are those humiliation victories. This is like this is like when Khabib spit on Connor and like, like, like this is, this is like, oh yeah, you like that?

This is rough for them to take because they see him as a joke. One of the best moments in your history. And they get into those and we all do. I'm, I was, you know, I, I get so much of my news from Reddit. It's this echo chamber where everybody's saying she's gonna win. It's gonna be madam Yeah, and then they like bet it's It's literally echoing back and forth like yeah, it is and this guy amplifies that guy. Yeah, you're so right I am right and it just goes round and round and then yeah, I was watching a liberal

podcaster this guy takes news clips and then, there'll be like a really good 90 second clip and then he makes a 10 minute video of him flapping his lips about it. Anyway, he's getting all these unsubscribes and I'm like, fuck you, you should get those unsubscribes because after having watched your videos, I became misinformed.

So fuck that guy. It makes me upset. The guy, I'm trying to gather information about the news and I watch it from the left and I watch it from the right and I try to figure out what the middle is, but I guess I've fouled it up because I thought Kamala was gonna win. And she didn't.

There's a lot of these media pied pipers out there that like want to misinform you to keep you on their little in in their alco Did you guys did that Iowa poll like play any yes? Oh my god, too. Okay, do all this I had never heard of Ann Seltzer until like a week ago and all of a sudden It's like she is the most reliable if there's 21 polls that say X and she says why those? 21s are scratching their head on how she got it so wrong. It's suddenly and seltzer's Iowa poll. So and seltzer I think I have her name right does a poll in Iowa and apparently traditionally it's very accurate. She's been old standard status and it's the Bevel weather is what the poll is called.

Valweather is what the poll is called? No, I'm saying Iowa. Oh, okay. So anyway, she came out with a poll and it had Kamala winning by 3% in Iowa. And the guy was watching, he was rooting for Kamala, misread it at first and thought she was losing by 3%. And he's like, this is good news. If she's only losing by 3% in Iowa,

then this is a sign that she's doing much above expectations. And this Ann Seltzer is the gold standard. She's the one, this is the best polar that's ever polled. She's a genius, it's gonna be so good. And then the results come out and I'm like, you guys misinformed me. Why didn't you temper expectations

that this is an outlier poll? Shock poll. Dagger to the Trump campaign as Iowa Shockpole comes in with him down three points in the middle of the Redlands. That was when we did the show that night and I was like, I don't know who's gonna fucking win, dude. So it got in your news universe too? It got in my news universe. And maybe it's just because I'm the most right-wing of us but like I saw that and I didn't feel this way in 2016. Like as election day was going, I had no nerves.

I'm like, he's going to win. So when I saw that, I just remembered back to like all the ridiculous New York Times polls and all these things they put out that always seemed to, you know, massage data. They're almost like these pollsters are almost wish casting seemingly, like they want to be the reality and it didn't sway me at all. I'm like, there's no way this lady's right. He's going to win Iowa for sure. Not that I'm a genius. I'm sorry. I said it wrong. I also thought Trump was going to win Iowa. I just took it as a good sign. Like she's off by even 2% or 4%. This is much better than we expected her to do in Iowa.

And shucks, the people that are in Iowa have a lot in common with those in Michigan and Wisconsin and those other nearby states. And that is the sort of thing that misinformed me. And I'm glad these guys are getting their unsubs because you're inaccurate news, heck you. Fake news. I think you can go even further than heck you.

I think you can. I wouldn't blame you for being even more upset. Yeah. I know. And not only that, like all of his legal troubles go away. The only thing that remains is the civil judgment against him with E. Jean Carroll, I believe that is her name.

But I can just imagine him with his presidential power somehow just not paying. The fraud one is also at the state level, right? Well, I think it needs to be civil before it even like it's civil, isn't it? State? I don't know. I just know the E.J. Carroll's judgment where he owes like a hundred million dollars on.

That's a civil judgment and that's the worrisome one. But everything else goes away. The $400 million one, is it on your mind? I don't know about that one. I know everything state and federal. I can remind you, it's the one where he overestimated the value of his property. But I thought that, yeah, actually I remember that is the New York trial. So that one's state too. Those are the two that don't go away all the federal ones. I assume just

They're probably done now they see if they haven't stopped the writings on the wall. So they might as well I think they announced they're winding the the two doj cases down rapidly Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah And he's supposed to appear in court like next week for sentencing in New York. I don't think he's gonna show eat my ass I don't think he's gonna show like like like ass. I don't think he's going to show like like what are you going to send the US Marshals to get him? No, they're not.

So so yeah, all of his legal troubles go away. You know, he wins. He wins everything. And the best, well, maybe the worst part is he might get some more another Supreme Court justice or two.

You know, those are the Supreme Court's going to be read for the rest of my life, question mark, like imagine what can happen with it. Is the oldest, right? I'll have to look. There's, there's two old, there's two, there's two older Democrats on the Supreme Court that could be phased out this cycle potentially or they could hang on. And the Chief Justice to like swing votes a little more.

I think he's also in his mid 70s or maybe early 70s. I mean it's 63 Republican now. Thomas is the oldest at 76, then comes Alito, then Sotomayor at 70. I didn't realize she got so old. John Roberts is 69, even that is older than I expected. And then we get into like 64 and 59, so they're not going to go. If he's smart, he'll get rid of any old conservatives. Go ahead and put a good 45-year-old in for them.

There's promises guaranteed going to leave when Trump takes office, 100%. 100%. 100%. I don't agree, but I'm wrong about everything lately. So being cautious. I feel like Clarence Thomas saw the writing on the wall with Ginsburg and is going to be like, I'm not going to get caught flat-footed waking up dead one day and realizing I made a mistake. Like I'm going to, I'm going to preempt this.

I certainly see the logic, but I just haven't seen many of these people step down graciously to help their party. Most of them cling to the day they die. That's true. You can't be smart. It's like your desire to be in a position like that. Just to wait, Alito is, I forgot that he was Republican. So the two oldest are Republican and then Sotomayor. Okay. Yeah. I could see him maybe getting. I guess that would be if he. Replace those two Republicans. That's just a watch. You want to replace it down. Somebody said. That Trump was playing the actuarial tables when he picked his judges and then I heard Trump on the on a rally, say a

similar type thing like you gotta get young ones. Young ones will be in there for 40 years. And yeah, so Trump didn't put 69 year olds on the Supreme Court. Yeah. Massive changes in American politics for a generation is what you're talking about. It's incredibly impactful that and all the circuit judges, you know, all the appointees that he's going to put in there and those lifelong positions or whatever, who are going to be enforcing their judgment of the way the law should be interpreted. It's super impactful and it goes beyond his economic policy

or his tax policy. That'll just be a four or five year thing. And then- I had a law professor talk about lifetime appointments and he was for them. He thought lifetime appointments were nice because they allow judges to make decisions without worrying about the popularity of it

and they can focus solely on the right and wrong of it. Okay, point taken. But also there's no accountability. They can, for example, throw away the case of the guy that put them in there, right or wrong. Just let's pretend it's wrong for this conversation. And now there's no accountability, they have a lifetime appointment,

they can stick their middle finger up for the rest of their lives and not get fired. So I don't know what's right. I don't want people, for example, coming down against those who burn the flag. I think it's yucky, I'm not a big fan, but it's a freedom of speech thing. The judge needs to protect unpopular decisions

and if they're elected every two years, they can't do that. But yeah, I don't know. I agree. It's seedy. There's no awesome solution to all of this when you have that cannot be true. Zach double double fact check that before before that cannot be true. That cannot be true. John Jr. can't nominate people. You goof. Well, he's not. Zach said Alex Jones accepted Don Jr.'s nomination to be the new press secretary for the incoming Trump administration.

There's a clip of Don Jr. saying it. Oh my God. I would imagine that's bait. But can you imagine how combative Alex Jones is going to be in that role? Oh, Jones, we're pulling out of Ukraine rapidly. What are they're, they're losing ground immensely. What are we going to do? He's like, listen, first of all, shut the fuck up. Everything's fine.

You're a wimp. Look how jacked I am now. Do you notice that? You notice look at this boom. RFK has gotten ahold of him. He's huge. Now, have you seen Alex Jones recently? I haven't. Does he look good? He's getting jacked again. Like I saw him flexing and it wasn't like the fat flex as much as arms looked pretty big. Okay. Which I believe. I believe he's juiced up, but also like people who have had a lot of muscle in the past, it's easier for them to jump back to it than to forge it for the first time.

Um, that that'll be hilarious. Zach suggesting that maybe Trump is going to have a new press secretary every month or so and cycle them out. Um, Alex Jones would be just a complete embarrassment for the country. So let's hope he does that. So he does that, I guess. It doesn't seem that wild though. He put it on a Rosa as a senior cabinet official, his first time around.

What did she do though? Like, like nothing, I guess she just created internal strife and division. Yeah. So it was just kind of like office cheerleader or something I feel like or maybe organ she like Omarosa is gonna find you know waste in the office or something but like appointing someone is kind of different yeah I don't know what where our RFK is going I don't know where from Elon's going to I wonder if Elon's going to get an appointment of some kind

Elon's new Elon to me is a bit of a Rorschach test like it. I don't want to throw my wife under the bus, but she doesn't see any positive in this guy. And it's like, how can you not admit that he's pretty good at running companies? He's had a couple of home runs he's hit here. He's a good batter. And if he's going to come in and look for waste,

it seems like that's almost the thing he's best at. Yeah, I'm all for that. I see no downside to that, you know? And I like Elon. Like it seems like he lied about his cars being able to drive themselves, but I bet he believed they'd be able to drive themselves eventually, you know?

He's probably as surprised as we are, as disappointed as we are, that his cars don't drive themselves. But just about everything else has been pretty goddamn impressive. He is weird. I think he exactly he knowingly lies about timelines. For sure. For sure. It's the thing I always say, like, if you say it'll take two weeks and it took you two and a half, you were wrong.

If you say it'll take two weeks and took two years, you were lying from the start. It's almost like he's got an exaggeration formula he uses. Oh, like, like Scotty has one for, for the enterprise. If it's like he's got an exaggeration formula he uses. Oh, like Scotty has one for the enterprise. If it's gonna take him an hour, he tells Kirk it's gonna take five hours. So when he fixes it in two hours, which is easy, you know, Kirk's blown away. I feel like he's almost doing that. Like they tell him it's gonna take 10 years to make the cars drive themselves and let's tell him five and apologize. I guess so Well Trump won it's it's

Coming yeah Yeah Like I bet it is upsetting for people who truly dislike him and truly think he's gonna do something awful This guy's such a good. Why doesn't have access to those things haven't they? Are they selling all of his possessions to make up for how he terrorized the Sandy Hook victims' families? I think they're trolling me and I'm trying not to let it work, but I'm not really thriving right now, Kyle. I'm getting trolled by Alex Jones and Don Jr. and I know they love what they're doing

to people like me. Yeah, yeah, maybe so. by Alex Jones and Don Jr. And I know they love what they're doing to people like me. Yeah, maybe so, maybe so. They know it's getting under people's skin and they like it because they got so much, like you know that they're the butt of so many jokes that we don't even know about and their families probably get a lot of guff.

So this is their victory lap. Like I get it for sure. I hope Alex Jones isn't gonna be the press secretary though. That would be, that'd be a bit much. I, Trump had a good, I thought his press secretaries were always like good. I thought they explained they were good at explaining why he said a thing. They were always pretty smart women. If I remember correctly, correctly,

it just, they were good at what they did. But Alex Jones would be a nightmare in that position. And I don't think you could fulfill his duties correctly because that is the mouthpiece of the White House They weren't all pretty unless you like Huckabee Sanders. Oh god, she's so hot She's got that She's got that third grade teacher who eats half the cupcakes at the bake sale. Look, I isn't she thinner now Didn't she find a Zempik or whatever good for her You can't read it where it's due. He's got he's got resting man face Well, yeah. Yeah

She looks like Brock Lesnar's Dream that I've been the new Alex Jones would be a disaster. Can you imagine if they actually, is he, you're probably right. You're awful. I need to be, that job requires him to be super well informed about the president's agenda, as well as the day to day goings on of any number of like, uh, areas of the federal government, you know, he could, he needs to be able to field questions on, on the fly about everything from NASA to the Middle East to Donald Trump's travel itinerary. It's a hard job and it's not what he's going to excel at.

No, it's not that he couldn't talk on those things. It's that he doesn't have broad appeal. People would go into anything he said going, this guy's just going to lie about everything. There would be no credibility that he would literally do better picking that comedian who made the Puerto Rico joke and have him do it. Like that. I hope on day one, the press secretary has a gigantic oversized suit again. Do you remember Sean Spicer suit? Am I the only one? No, I remember. I remember making a joke that it looked like you just got hit by a shrink ray three seconds ago. Can I say that?

Little things like that, I'm like, how does that happen in a professionally run, like big league organization of people? The biggest one ever was remember when Giuliani had the big press conference outside that like fertilizer store and an Ali seasons landscaping. Yeah. They wanted to have, for those who don't know the four seasons is a

lot of kind of a luxury hotel. He wants to have to have his press conference to explain how the election has been stolen from Donald Trump. And he wants to schedule it the four seasons, but somebody just like click typed in four seasons and click the first result and they got four seasons landscaping So instead of being at a fancy hotel with a backdrop of luxury behind them, they're in an alley behind a Landscaping company and not a big one or a good one So I local landscape just a local like mom and pop like dirty alley and they don't have time to reschedule

And there they are that might be when Giuliani started melting too when his like paradise started definitely remember that picture it was if not it was in the same news cycle it happened like the day before and it was there's like these guys are a fucking joke these guys are truckers the worst people and I hope he does I mean he's my president now so I hope he does a much better job, but it was one of the knocks on him in my opinion. Like I phrase it as, I like it when I didn't know the post-master general's name. But yeah, when he put a coal executive

in charge of the EPA, I'm like, come on. Did you hear him talk about that, DeRogan? No, tell me more. Am I missing something? He was talking about how overwhelming it was when he just first started governing. He's like, they bring you these lists of like a thousand positions that need filling now. And I've never heard of any of these people. So I've just got to take the advice of the people around me. What do you think about, was it Bill, Bill Stevenson?

What do you think about him? Ah, you don't want Bill. No, no, no. Pick Gil, you know? And they're guiding him through and he's just like clicking names at random. So I think this time he does know a lot more. He's done it for a while.

His transition team was a mess. Like he barely had a transition team because I don't think he expected to win in 16. So Chris Christie was leading it and then he fired Chris Christie while leading it a few weeks in. So they had this sort of change in direction and they got a lot of bad people.

Yeah, that is the biggest fear with Trump is that he, wittingly or unwittingly, surrounds himself with hawkish pro-war neocons again, and then is hamstrung in trying to get out of foreign conflicts or make us more protectionist or return manufacturing or whatever. Because if he brings a bunch of free trade, treat America like an economy instead of a nation people, that's what's going to happen again. And so that is my biggest fear is that I see who he's putting in all these positions and it's just status quo neocons.

Yeah, I do not want to see that. I think they're going to have a better, better grasp of it this time from beginning to end. You should be better at everything this time around. For sure. And I mean, some people wearing their blue t-shirts are going to say, I didn't do this on purpose, are going to be like, Oh, better at everything is not a good thing. He just going to be more effective at implementing what they don't like. But I'm hoping for the best. I almost wore a MAGA hat. You almost wore one?

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny. Taylor, we both watched that midsummer movie. I don't have one. Oh yeah. We both watched that midsummer movie. I don't know. Yeah. We both watched that midsummer movie. Would you recommend before we talk about a little bit, would you recommend midsummer to someone to watch? Not to my worst enemy. So it's made by Ari Aster, I believe he's also the the maker of hereditary hereditary hereditary, which I love. That's the one with the little girl and the demonic possession and the devil cult

and lots of- I think it's your favorite kind of horror. I like that movie a lot. It's hard to find other movies in its class. There's only like 10 good horror movies, period. The Conjurer, that's why it's so good. The Conjuring is good. The first one is pretty good, movies. That's why conjuring is good. First one is pretty good Yeah, the thing is excellent. The thing is probably my favorite horror movie ever. Yeah me what year did that come out?

70s roughly Yeah, okay old one Carpenter movie it's really good. Yeah, love that Kurt Russell But Midsummer I went into with pretty high expectations. I knew all about it. But again, it's like weird that we watched them the same night. But I was like, let's watch this. We've been watching spooky movies. I know this is a well-made one. I know what it's about. I kind of know the gist of it. And I kind of went into it not thinking I was going to like it. And I didn't like it. I didn't like it at all. It sucked, dude.

And it's so well reviewed. It's Rotten Tomatoes is outstanding. All the reviews are outstanding. It's about, it starts off and like this, this girlfriend, this guy's about to break up with his girlfriend, but her family all suicide themselves. Like his, her sister kills herself and her mother and father. And so she has a nervous breakdown and he can't break up with her. And he's just about to go on this like sick vacation with his college buddies to Sweden because one of them is doing a research paper about the Swedish community that's all isolated and stuff. And she just tags along even though she's having this meltdown. It I don't know, man. The whole time they're taking hallucinogens.

I think your biggest complaint is once they get to Sweden and they get into Colt land, they just hang around for way too long after it gets scary, right? It's called Midsommar, M-I-D-S-O-M-M-A-R, Woody. Oh, yeah. Midsommar, yeah. It's, and that's the name of the like Swedish tradition that they're there to observe. Yeah. Observe. And it's a yeah, Kyle, I totally agree. It was a dog shit movie. They

failed in making it wasn't I was there was no point that I was even unsettled. Now, like even the points that were supposed to be of like, you know, I'm going to spoil it to save people time. They go to this. They go to this. Don't give them warnings. They don't deserve it. Fuck them. They go to this, they go to this, don't give them warnings, they don't deserve it. Fuck them. It's ugly. Basically they go like Kyle said, there's this one dude in their group who's like, I'm going to write a super definitely necessary paper on this like made up Swedish tradition where they dance around and they're all wearing white dresses.

And it's a, they're so North in Sweden that it's like perpetual daylight. It doesn't get, it's in that Arctic circle kind of area. Can I, that was supposed to be to be like an interesting part of it. Like that reviews said was good, is they were like, it creates this scary atmosphere and all of it in the bright sunlight of northern Sweden. And it's like- Can I describe what their religion is real quick? Like- Yes. So it's this closed off sect of Swedish people who live in their own isolated community pagans and like pagans and they're doing lots of hallucinogens. Everybody's drinking like dandelion tea or some shit and they're all getting fucked up and they're so high and that's a thing close enough to. Yeah, it's like a mixture of things like you can tell they're like mortar and pestle mixing lots of herbs all sorts of

hallucinogenic herbs and everybody's getting fucked up on this tea and The Sun almost never sets so it's always so bright when all this wacky shit is going on the religion that they ascribed to Finally you get to the bottom of the guys looking at their holy book and he's like yes This is a holy book it is it is a continuing tale as our as our You know the writer of the book the scribe writes even now Here are the latest pages that have been written in our holy book and it's all like smeared coloring like paint

And then so and and he's like, um, well who who's who's fucking writing this down and then who's interpreting it he's like oh there's a scribe now and they point out the most deformed retarded child you've ever seen in your life they had shown him earlier but had given no explanation and you're like oh i remember that fuck and they'd be like through a series of extreme inbreeding we create this imbecile who colors in the book and then we interpret the coloring into our religion. He doesn't even look just like a normal guy who's retarded. They have like fake prosthetics on him to make him look ugly and like the kind of prosthetics where it's like like they laid it on top of an existing face very haphazardly it's beyond obvious he's like they're both good he's a mutant though yeah he's like they're pope he's uh he's he's they're dope the effects are good

no i i disagree with you there uh the gory effects throughout the movie were very good and there and later on they give one guy a blood eagle which is when you cut out their lungs in the back and like suspend them with hooks and when they breathe they're still inflating back they do this to you alive like there was a blood eagle that looked pretty legit that stuff I was down with and I wanted more of that mutant boy I needed so much more of him and more of that retard yes dude, dude. He was so awful looking, but he would color in a book and they'd interpret his and I mean, badly. I mean, like, like he'd smear pink, yellow and green together and they go, ah, yes, it says here in the days of old,

every Swedish man gave on to them three of fifths of his monies. Look, no, that is not what that color swatch said. That's nonsense. They're like doing Joseph Smith readings from the gold plates. Like they're just making shit up that this retard colors on. Yeah, there was some crazy scenes and there was some some unsettling stuff and just the idea of it was unsettling. But I needed them to leave. There was this scene.

There's one black guy in the group, by the way, and he, of course, is the first one. See, that's it. That's another one of those stereotypes that Hollywood and the media have done. You probably haven't noticed this black guys in movies. Now they're the ones who are smarter than everybody else. And the first ones to be to see that that like something's wrong here. All the white people are all like, like, no, come on. They're just different here. And he's sleeping with his sneakers on. Like he goes to bed, he's got his shoes on and got them tied. And it's like, dude's ready to bounce. He's scared enough to sleep in shoes, not scared enough

to like leave. When I saw that, I told my girlfriend, I was like, look, I'm not fast. I start jogging right then, right there. And I'd be 20 miles away the next day. Like when the sun came up, I'd be 20 fucking miles away. I can jog 20 miles with a jug of water if it's my life or death in a few hours. You know what I mean? Like, well I was watching that movie indignantly by the end where I was like, show me what's next. You fucking crook tricking me and watching this horse shit movie. It's no inset. Like literally what they do is like, I think day two of them being there,

not even a slow enough burn. The guy who invited them is like, Oh, Hey, would everyone like to come see part of the arc, our beautiful culture? And even he's asking it in a way that's like sinister almost. And they're like, we'd love to see your cool, your cool culture. They ask it, they're like, do you love to see your cool, your cool culture. They ask you, they're like, do you want to see the Edastupe? And the black guy's like, is this like a real Edastupe? And he's like, Oh, don't spoil the fun. Yes, we will see. And like an Edastupe for the uninitiated is when the elders, those who were like too old,

and this is a real thing, jump to their deaths, you know, to kill themselves so that, you know, they're not a burden on the community. Yeah. Dude, right away they have an Edestube and this old lady jumps off this cliff and all of her main characters and the cult are at the bottom and the old lady, she must have, I know she hasn't done it before, but she's seen it done before because she landed face first onto a small boulder at the bottom. Yeah. And her head explodes. Her whole face explodes off of her head and it's gruesome and everybody starts losing their shit. And then the old man steps up. He'd never seen this done, never heard of this done. He jumps foot first like he's doing his like a jackknife type thing. Like, you know, when you jump in the pool feet first You try not to make a splash and like slide in

Job killing himself. He did that and the crypt and his legs are all splayed backwards and bent crazy and and he's laying on the ground going Like they beat him to death with a hammer they have a ceremonial wooden hammer that they had a croquet mallet But look like it came out of donkey kong dude that guy give him the nod and he comes over and goes funk right up it is the most uh he hit him like three times but by the end it was just like smushing teeth and bones you know it seemed a little overkill to me it was was it was really poorly. Taylor's point is like, yeah That happens and then they they don't leave they stay and I haven't gone so quick, dude Oh, I would I mean like first of all the one guy who was like you people are sick

You people are fucking sick as he's like as they're all watching. I'm like bat. You're gonna die Like idiot. I would have been like dude guys wild party. I know I feel a little goofy off that working in the morning work. Fuck. Don't kill me. I'll do it to myself. You know, and so they basically have all these ceremonies, each one more overtly sinister than the last. There's no big reveal after the suicide pact that it's gonna get better. And they still hang out. They watch these people kill themselves. The guy before they watched them kill, the main Swede guy who invited them there to do

all of the things. They're the only outsiders by the way. There's only like five outsiders there. And they're all retarded. the all of the things. They're the only outsiders by the way. There's only like five outsiders there and they're all retarded and they asked him they're like so like how do you guys segment your lives up or whatever and he's like well here edges of zero to 18 is your spring and then 18 to 36 is your summer and then your and then it goes on and goes through. And then he's like, and then from 52 to 72, you know, is your winter of your life or wherever it gets to. And they're like, and what happens after 72? This is like, this is, this is 40 minutes into getting there,

by the way. And he's, and they look at, he looks at him and he goes, does like a splitting throat motion at them. And they're like, Oh, how crazy. Like how silly given what they do with the old people was trying to make 72 fall, right? Like they cause you fall. Yeah. They should have been like, no, they're on just fall. There's a moment near the end, obviously, where there's maybe four characters left, four or five.

And it's like, guys, clearly things are like coming to a head here. This is the point where you just sneak away when no one's looking and start jogging toward wherever civilization is. Again, like that's my thing with every single horror movie. I've been watching the Friday the 13th movies like one after another this week. I got to five before I quit and and every one of them I'm like Start jogging right now. You'll be good in three hours But you start jogging right now three hours from now. You're eating shown. He's saying god that was crazy Yeah, any ties are strong, you know

Like did you notice that at no point? after that initial like Killing field shit. They demonstrating. Like there was no, there were no guards. There was no one forcing them to stay there. There was at any point they could have almost no men that you couldn't beat up easily. There's, there's almost no men there that you don't think I've just pushed that guy down. Like there's a lot of old guys. There's a lot of like really weak and skinny guys. Like there's a lot of old guys. There's a lot of like really weak and skinny guys Like there's a lot of like I'm looking guys But for the most part you're right not a strong-looking group lots of women lots of children and it's like an agrarian society

We're like man if I go over there and just tell her about I'm going to take a shit in the woods or something They won't know I'm gone for hours and I can be so far from here. I wanted to leave so bad Oh, yeah, do you remember the scene where this like that same shithead who was like you're all sick? no, I'm gone for hours and I can be so far from here. I wanted to leave so bad. Oh yeah. Do you remember the scene where this, like that same shit head who was like, you're all sick. This was like, I think it was before that. And there was just some random bullshit tree that was knocked down in the middle of their living space.

It's where they put their dead's ashes. Yeah, they put their dead's ashes on this rotted bullshit tree. And this, like one of the people from America was like pissing on this tree, which as soon as I noticed it, I'm like, like this tree isn't in the middle of the woods. Like he is in the middle of their little living space pissing on something. So kind of rude there. But he's just pissing on a dead die, like laid down tree, not even erect, just laid down.

And immediately some Swedish guy is like, he's pissing on our sacred dead tree. Let me at him. I will kill him for pissing on the tree. You will rue the day that you piss on my tree. That guy had such a meltdown. He wasn't even mad. He was devastated. He didn't. And then that guy didn't like he's pissing on my ancestors. And then like you said, that if I'm that guy, I'm like, guys, they're going to have it out for me after pissing on the ancestors. I got to get out of here. Now, don't say anything. I'm gonna run as fast as I can.

Yeah, 20 minutes from here. I'm gonna sprint there. I'm gonna stop briefly, eat some meatballs for gain my strength. I'm gonna continue to flee. By the end, like one guy gets blood eagles. They've got the black, they turn them all into like scarecrows with their skin or something. The black guy's legs, like blood-eagled. That's where they cut your lungs out from the back and suspend them in the air. So when you breathe, they inflate like wings

while you're still alive. It's not a real thing. It is real. I like Kyle mentioned blood-eagled, like me and the audience are all supposed to know this. I explained it earlier, but also it's a real thing. It is real. I like Kyle, man. She's blood eagled. Like me and the audience are all supposed to know this. I explained it earlier, but also it's, it's, um, it's a Viking thing. Um, I highly recommend the TV show Viking. I think it's a myth. It's not a myth. I saw some myth busted thing.

That money where your mouth is. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think maybe you're misunderstanding or I'm not expressing it right. You can't do that to a living person. Like they can't, they will die long before you get them in this weird ritual. I don't believe so. I believe you take the lungs right at the back. They'll inflate. They'll be able to do a blood eagle. Just, just fine. Um, I've done many a blood eagle. I do them all the time, you know, the polls say, trust the polls. Yeah, they blood eagle the one guy. Ansel, sir, heck you. Fucking Ansel.

They just cut the black guy's throat mercifully, but then like at the end they turned the blonde girl into the May Queen. She just wins basically. She becomes the May Queen and has a nervous breakdown. But her boyfriend, first you think things are going pretty well

because he gets to fuck this cute redheaded chick who's a virgin and put his seed into her so that she can bear his child? But then they paralyze him with some sort of weird drug And put so his body inside the body of a debt just killed bear They got a bear and stuff him inside the giant bear the bears been there the whole time by the way I forgot about that. I laughed out loud when this happened Woody we're 20 minutes into this movie and we just got to Swedish Weirdville and

they're walking around the Americans and like, this is where you, this is where we play and this is where we'll eat later. And what is that? That is a bear. Come with me. And it's like, they just ignored it. The bear's in a cage all by itself. No one ever asked about the bear again. Well, they sit off homeboy in the bear and they burn him alive in a cage all by itself. No one ever asked about the bear again Well, they stuff homeboy in the bear and they burn him alive Um in a barn like what's that bear for? Oh, you know just fooling around It was it was such a waste of like whatever It was like two plus hours of movie. It was dog movies are too long

I I I used to see a two-hour movie and think Oh, I'm excited. I'm getting a little more from my money. I'm gonna watch two hours of Spider-Man or something. And now I'm like, knock it off. You take too long to tell your stupid story. Deadpool ruined long movies for me that that shit had 45 minutes of it. Yeah, I look look, I just wasn't scared by the movie. I didn't think it was good and I hated all the goddamn characters. So I guess it's a bad movie by those measures.

Yeah, it was a terrible movie. I wouldn't recommend anyone watch Midsommar. It wasn't even vaguely scary. The story structure doesn't make sense. They didn't properly flesh out an incentive for- You know what's a better movie that's kind of to like the only thing that's keeping these five people there is the one dude wants to write a research paper on them. There's no draw for any other character to want to be here. If I go to Sweden on vacation, I'm not hanging out with my dumb friend in grad school.

Who's writing some useless paper. I'm going to ski. I'm going to do something fun in Sweden. You know, it's kind of similar, but infinitely better. Have you ever seen Get Out? Yes. You thought that was that good? You said that wasn't scary. It's not scary because I'm white, but I bet for every black person that's seen it, it's terrifying. I thought Get Out was wonderful.

It just isn't very scary. Is that the movie where it's like actually liberal white people, you're bad too. Like that tone. Well, kind of. I think so. But what's happening, this is spoiler. Well then I'm not gonna watch that shit.

Spoiler for Get Out, which no, it's a good movie. It's a black guy has a white girlfriend. He's going to meet her family for the first time. And he's very nervous about this interaction. But he gets there. And if anything, they're overly nice. nice the dad's like I voted for Obama but like you see these little like cracks and these little weird things they've got black servants and I don't mean like I mean like servants like they got like a

black yard boy like a man but he's a man they got like a 45 year old black man outside doing their yard work. And they've got a black woman who's also like 40 and a maid costume, like being a maid sounds pretty dumb. Um, it's what's like the, what's the big reveal that they're like stealing black people? Yes. Wow. But, but, but you're missing it. Is the takeaway that even the well-meaning whites also need to sit the heck down and listen?

No, not at all. You conservative monster. Jesus, go beat up minority. It turns out that the mother, the white mother, they're all in cahoots and they're capturing these black men, brain, not just brainwashing them, she has this hypnosis technique where she like locks their mind away inside their brain and lets a white person have their body.

They're putting white people in these prime black bodies and letting these old black people like live a new life inside of a nice, healthy black body. Cause there was a- There was kind of a compliment in there like You know, we don't want these sort of Poorly defined not jacked regular white people. We want these like athletic We're gonna go in there

But he gets to frame himself as the victim in his little fantasy movie and he also gets to give himself a couple little Backhanded compliments. I see where you're coming from there. My goodness. It's a terrific movie. There's a scary fucking scene where he's going through. He thinks he finds out that the parents are evil, but he thinks the daughter might still be on his side. He's like, baby, we got to go. Your mom and dad are crazy. But he finds like a whole bunch of pictures and like stowed away. And it's her with all of her black boyfriends that she's at. And like she's lured so many men back here to this house to be brainwashed and enslaved. He meets, they have like a Sunday dinner outside kind of thing, like a, like a luncheon with like tables of food and like multiple older rich white couples hanging out chilling. And there's, and the black guy

goes, Oh, thank God, brother. He sees a black man over there, but he's dressed like Carlton like he's dressed overly whitely And and he's like my man and he like goes to give him a black man handshake and the black man Gives him a white man like fumbly like Like handshake and it's all he reaches out for like a business handshake and then has that like fist bump grab It's it I thought it was pretty good. I think it's a really good movie and then has that like fist bump grab where people didn't agree on the type of reading. It's it I thought it was pretty good. I think it's a really good movie and I think Jordan Peele makes good movies. I also really like Get Out. Nope. I want to reply to this. I thought Get Out was fine but didn't understand why it got so much critical acclaim. I thought Nope was bad and I'm even more baffled that it got so much

critical acclaim. Nope was a slow burn that never really got hot. I liked it. I mean, it's a, it's a movie. It's a mainstream movie about race by a black guy. There's going to be critical acclaim. Nope. It's a different movie. I was speaking to get out. Yeah. Why the Wayans brothers win an Oscars? You know? Do they make movies anymore?

They made so many goddamn movies. They're making a new movie now. What is it about? It's parody movie. They're making like scary movie 12 or some shit. I can't remember what it is. I forget which comedian it was. It was Bill Burr.

He was talking about a conversation he had with the Wayans Brothers and it was kind of cool. He's like, they are savants. They tell you what your future is. Cause Bill Burr is this young up and coming comedian at the time. And he's like, yeah, you know, I'm kind of getting hot right now.

And they're like, yep, this is what's gonna happen next to you. And this is what's gonna happen next to you. And this is how you have to protect yourself from this and that. They're gonna try to steal all your ideas, take all your funny, make money off of it and cast you aside. And he's like, sure enough, that guy's crystal ball was perfect. And because of their advice and warnings, his career went better than it otherwise would have.

That's good. I mean, I would trust their instinct too. They're very successful. The way Jordan Peele is like a self is a racist and I don't like is like attitude about things, but he makes good movies. And the reason it's scary, it's not as scary to us is because we can't even fathom what it would be like to be a black dude, go into a rich white girlfriend's like parents house for the first time. But if you really start imagining that that'd be scary as shit. That'd be scary. Go out in the country, out in the country and isolated.

Huh? As a terrible, you didn't. I love the whole alien bit. I love the flashback to the gorilla or the chimpanzee going fucking ape shit on those people and ripping them apart. I liked that girl and her brother's relationship with one another. I thought she was all quirky and fun. I even liked at the end when they sort of paid homage to old school film when like the alien creates this electromagnetic field. So your cell phone, your digital camera, like it's all fuzzy

and fucked up. So they get the old school like wind camera so they can get proof of this thing. And the guys that they're that that that that that that that that that that that that that film and the fucking alien. I liked all that stuff. I like the design of alien It was the first time in forever that I've seen an alien and I was like, ooh That is alien. That is not like us. That is not just a guy with some shit on his forehead that's not just a person with some extra like tentacles. They beat the alien by tricking it to eat a carousel fake horse instead of a real one. I genuinely don't remember how they beat it.

Is that how they did it though? I don't remember how they beat it. Is that how this critically acclaimed movie ends? I think they beat it like Tremors. It's well, get out Tremors, Another incredible movies. Highly regarded as a, as a, as a, I watched it. Tremors on your record on your recommendation and it was a fun movie, but it wasn't like good.

I think tremors is better in hindsight. Like people like it now, but it wasn't wildly successful when it dropped. It's a, it's a fan favorite. It's got a great cast. It's fun. Cause it's campy. Or at least that's why I had a fun time watching it. I don't think it's campy at all. I think it's a fan favorite. It's got a great cast. It's fun because it's campy early That's why I had a fun time watching it. I don't think it's campy at all. I think it's very good I think all the acting is good. I think special effects are tremendous. They use a there's this one shot where Burt's shooting the the grab weight in his basement and he they transition from like a real shot to a miniature and it's seamless Like he throws his he's shooting a real gun over his shoulder, the camera's behind him,

and he's shooting the monster and he runs out of bullets so he throws the whole gun at the monster because there's more guns behind him. He's just gonna grab another one anyway. But the camera follows the gun down, but there's this snap at it and now it's a miniature because we don't have a giant life-like worm. We do, but it doesn't look that great.

So when he throws the gun, they switch to a mini gun falling in front of a mini monster and it all looks real. Like you don't know it unless you know it. I do like that movie. Thanks. Yeah. Practical effects always kind of win. That's why that's one of the reasons. I mean, it's story that drives me to say the thing is that's a great story.

Precrate Cambrian worms coming up and taking over. I told you I enjoyed. I liked the first one. I fantasized about you know, I watched the second and third one also. I watched them too. I watched them too. Pretty rough man. Somehow they like they like fucked up the worm technology between the first and the

second one. It's so much worse. Yeah, the second one. They used a third grade paper mache art class. Yeah, Kevin Bacon didn't want to be in the second one grade paper mache art class. Yeah, Kevin Bacon didn't want to be in the second one because he became a star after the first one, probably because of Footloose or one of those movies or something. And and so they hired that other guy. And they also like made the Gravoids have this like metamorphosis, where they turn into these three

or four little bipedal monsters that run around and detect their prey by sensing their heat, like thermal signature. So then it turns into, so now they're just poorly equipped to fight those because they came to shoot worms that are the size of a school bus. We've been leading people towards bad movies for a second. If you guys had one top three, just horror. I mean, there's, there's a bleed over between horror and thriller. So include that. I do the thing, the shining three. I probably did the thing, the shining and probably the conjuring, you know, and I picked those because they're, they're, they're enjoyable. Those are solid picks. They're, they're, they're classics.

I like all the acting. I like the practical effects and there are different kinds of horror, They're enjoyable. Those are solid picks. They're they're they're classics. I like all the acting. I like the practical effects and they're different kinds of horror. All three of them. They're all they're all three different kinds of horror. Could I like the Silence of the Lambs supplant one of those top three? I don't think it's scary. It's one of the very few horror movies that ever won the Oscar because I think they may have called it a thriller, but I don't love it.

I think I think Anthony Hopkins performance is a little, you know, if you're really there, you might be like, fuck you, dude, what are you gonna do? Like, like loser. Yeah. Well, I didn thinking The Shining before you said it. And so I guess I have to stay consistent to that. That's another solid one. But Silence of the Lambs, I guess I can plug that in to make it different. And then like,

I want one that's truly terrifying for the third, because like, the thing isn't horrifying, but it's it's a really fucking good movie. Silence of the Lambs isn't going to terrify you, but it does that unsettling vibe so incredibly. Zach says, saw one and two disagree on two, saw one is an excellent movie. I thought the Babadook was very, very scary to me. Other people have told me it didn't scare them. I didn't like that one, really. It's all get annoyed the shit out of me.

Yes. Why can't you just be normal? Ah, yes. It's all kid annoyed the shit out of me. Yes. Why can't you just be normal? That whole time I'm like this poor mom like yeah, that's what the movies about give her some help You know, I the descent scared the shit out of me when I first saw it in theaters about the four lady Spelunkers who run into the creatures down in the cave they're trapped in. That was really scary at the time. Paranormal activity one, the first one, that's when he goes up, there's a part where he goes up into the attic to see what the noise is. And his like half of his body is in the attic and half of it's not. And you don't know whether

to be afraid for him because maybe something up there is going to grab him or afraid for her because now she doesn't have him there to protect her. She's kind of down the hall and halfway in a bedroom looking down the hall at him halfway up the ladder. And he finds that picture of her. But it's a picture of her when she was a little girl that's burned and it's burned because it was destroyed in her childhood home. And they're like

25 years old in another state now And it's like dude that's so upsetting to find up there and like sort of because they they take the time to pour over It too. She's like that can't exist and he's like it does exist. I'm hoping it She's like it's impossible and it's like that you start realizing that something awful is happening And then one more scene in that it's awful. They put fucking awful, scary. They put baby powder on the floor cause something's walking around at night and there's goat prints in the fucking powder like like demons. Supernatural is, I have my three, uh, supernatural is a great pick and I like it for the same reason.

I like my middle one. My first is jaws. Jaws is one of the scariest movies ever made. Generations of people are scared of sharks that otherwise wouldn't be. People are scared of sharks in a way that they don't talk about bears. Bears are probably far more dangerous and kill far more people.

But I'm scared away a bear. I wouldn't try that shit with a shark. I would not start splashing and yelling at a shark. I told the bear he was bad and it looked like I hurt his feelings. So, so all right, jaws, water, scary. That's good. Got people. All right, next one. You guys won't agree, but Blair Witch project. It was scary to me, but I really appreciate it because it was something I hadn't seen before. Horror movies, especially fall into this formulaic thing of people making terrible decisions. Blair Witch project was something different. I really like that about it and the last one also a little bit different is a 28 days later. I've seen so many zombie movies where I think I could be the hero of this universe

28 days later, I would die. I would I'm not as fast as that guy at the start No, I wouldn't have lasted 90 seconds in that got so quick He's he was running flat out It's longer than I can you think I'd be if I started a full sprint and you catch me I want to tweet at him and be like hey in that first scene Did you train like like did you get a running coach? Because you are running so fast and so clean and dude, he's he's hauling so much and I'd be waiting for more and more forward until I do.

Yeah. And it's kind of like a knock is allowed, dad. And him running well is not just a random occurrence in the movie. It has a lot of weight to it because you see him do that. And unless you yourself are like a collegiate level runner, you're thinking, I can't run that fast. But he is so close to being eaten. You know that if you're not as fast as him,

then you're eaten. So you're looking at that and you're saying, I can't survive, I'd have died. I'd have gotten it. There's this moment where he's there with his wife and kid. His kid's on the wrong side of the room and he knows there's no saving that kid. It's impossible. The wife knows it's a long shot, knows that it can't happen, but feels compelled to sort of be in this suicide pack with a kid that's about to get

destroyed and husband is like, this isn't a suicide pack. This is a marriage. Gotta go. And sure enough, she, he sees her on the window, right? Is the opening scene. And it's like, yeah, she gets pulled off and she dies. Of course she did. There was no way he could survive. I asked like, if your kid is drowning in lava, molten lava, are you obligated to jump in

and try and save him? Nah. No, they're already dead. Yeah. Right? Probably poke him with a stick, help him down. That's the situation that these people are in. And mom decides, yeah, if a kid's drowning in molten lava,

you jump in there and do your best, even though obviously how it's gonna work out. So anyway, 28 days later, created an environment that I thought was unsurvivable and that got me Blair, which was new and Jaws. I don't know, it must be 40 years later. I'm still scared of sharks. No, Jaws is an excellent pick. I wouldn't have thought of that one. It's funny you say that I watched Jaws last week or something like that. And it's, you know, I know every beat of that movie, I've probably seen it 20 times. But it is scary. And there's several scenes. What scares me is when I think there's, it's when the little boy scout falls out of his boat or no,

or maybe he's doing a swim or something and like a kayaker is trying to help him like, Hey kid, give me your hand. And the shark swims under them maybe. And you sort of see the shark is so enormous and you see the white belly of it, like passing underneath. That's so scary. That's so good on that movie. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Roy Schneider does a great performance. Um, and it's just shot really well to make it to make you feel all that anxiety. I agree with you on, um, Blair Witch though. I remember watching that. I thought it came out in 99. Maybe I remember I rented it on like pay-per-view

and we watched it at my house at night and I remember getting nauseous, like sick to my stomach. Not from the camera movement, cause there was a lot, but just from the fear, just being so scared that I was like grossed out by, cause they found those, one of their friends goes missing in the night and they find like a little bundle, like a little dirty bag with his teeth in it.

It's like his molars and his hair and like maybe a little doll made out of twigs and they like let and That's fucking scary. And then the way the the the campaign for that movie was unlike anything they ever did They presented it as found footage. It was one of the first found footage movies It was definitely the one to take advantage of it fully and so people believed that those actors were missing persons They were calling their families and saying I'm so sorry to hear about Megan and Paul. I think they weren't allowed to go on promotional interviews and stuff to try and further that as a narrative.

There's a website. So it was the early day of that? Absolutely right, Taylor. And they also had a website where you could go and like, you know, have you, it's like a missing persons website. Like, Hey, there's this miss that you could sort of take part in the mystery and they gave no hint that any of it was fake. So lots of people thought it was real that, you know, I'm just like, you guys like my pics. I never do well at these. I think it was scary, dude,

Pinocchio when they go to that Island and they start turning people into donkeys five-year-old me was horrified at that you ever hear Alex Jones talk about that what did he say let's look at Pinocchio what were they trying to say Joe you're telling me there's an island where they kidnap little boys they take them there they transform them for immoral purposes. You think it's just cartoon, Joe? They got fable? Nah, I don't think so. No. You're doing so well at this.

This is reminiscent of the evil that we have to live with. Hillary Clinton was on the donkey island. We know this. Drinks the blood of infants and children, Joe. That's interesting. How's your job as the press secretary going? Horrible and roundly hated. I'm in a lot of trouble.

Everyone says stop yelling. The mic is good enough to pick up what you're saying. Wait, he has a suit on but no sleeves. Joe, I gotta tell you, there's a lot more gay guys in this business than I thought there were. A lot of queers in this press room. I will tell you that. I need to rewatch Blair Witch because it's been 15 years. I don't know if it stands up to the rewatch.

So I would need to check it out again. But Jaws, I saw that when I was like six or seven and it horrified me. I was terrified of sharks for years. I grew up in Missouri. Like there's no safer state. There's no safer state. There's a meme that goes around where it's like it shows shark attacks by state and it's obviously all coastal states, but Missouri will have like one or two because of bull sharks that like eat some retard in the Mississippi River. Really? You can swim in the Mississippi, people do. Dumb

people do. Like it's disgusting. How do bull to pull sharks. There's no way to get away. It's so not that it's like, like it's brown. I've seen it. Super brown. And, uh, it really, the thing is it moves so quickly anytime it rains. Like it's a suicide mission to go in there. Like you shouldn't, unless you're a real, like if you're a Woody to your swimmer, you can handle it. But yeah, Like you shouldn't unless you're a real like if you're a woody to your swimmer you can handle it but exporting yeah yeah prime woody wouldn't have a joy in the mississippi river but but yeah i look at that i don't know how boats go upstream like slowly yes like i'm like this is economically

viable to push 35 barges upstream at the same time. You guys know better than me. Yeah, I saw in Australia. I saw in Australia on the coast. I guess they had these stink balls. Nobody knew what they were. These these big disgusting balls of goo are washing ashore. And and they were they said they smelled indescribably bad. Ambergris.

They said that it smelled indescribably bad. Not good. They said it was the worst smell you'd ever smelled, and people were afraid to touch them, and there was a lot of them, I guess, so they sent them off and they tested them. It was this weird polluted concoction of like soap solids, human feces, methamphetamines, animal tranquilizers, hair.

God. I swear to God, there was a list of the worst things you can imagine. amphetamines, animal tranquilizers, hair. I swear to God, there was a list of the worst things you can imagine. Who was making this? Was it India? Did India do it? Where did you say it was? We call it Pupari. Where did you say it was?

I believe it was in Australia. They were washing up on the coast. I'm guessing it's pollution being washed out the shore from, I guess from anywhere. It could even be some fucking Chinese pollution. Those nasty bugs. It could be anywhere. Dude. I don't know who the polluters are.

We're all polluters. I mean, we as Americans are the number one polluters per capita. America has gotten so much better in my lifetime. Like people used to throw the food out there, like the fast food wrappers and stuff out the window. Like, I don't know, nature was just your dumpster, man. Like, not everyone did it and I didn't,

but I probably like, like, you know, one in five times you did. Like, like, you know. Like, dude, in the seventies, this wasn't weird. Like the whole side of the road was all right. Yeah, yeah, right. And I was a surfer in my young days, right? So this is like the 80s.

Beaches always shut down for bacterial infections. I read and agreed that the disposable plastic tampon insertion device was the New Jersey seashell. Just up and down the beach. When it rained, the sewage was just... That's horrendous! There's big pipes, too big for any of us to hug, that just take the sewage and put it in the ocean. And when it rained, you just see it dumping out.

And here I am, bobbing on my surfboard, like, uh, it's kind of stinky today out here. It's kind of stinky out here. I had like, stains on my wetsuit from, I don't know, the kind of globules that Kyle described. They'd get in the wax on my surfboard and then you'd lay down the paddle and then I just had like a, everyone had spotted wetsuits. That was normal. That's not normal anymore. I'm so glad that's a societal change we've made about litter.

I have a millionth the beach experience that you have, but I remember I went to Jekyll Island and we went out into that water and it's really brown already I think. I think it's ugly water, but there were massive forest fires that year in Florida and the smoke carried up and turned the water into like the murkiest like dirt, like bath water. Like when bath water is like when bath was completely soapy up and you can't see into it at all it's so opaque that's what the ocean was like and me and my buddy started wading out into the ocean and it's really flat there i don't know where it drops off thankfully we never found we were so far from the shore we could barely see it up to like

i don't know nipples and we were looking for those conch shells. I remember like we'd step on one and then you'd go down and pick it up. And we had like a double armful each of conch shells we'd found. But we were both, both of our feet were bleeding pretty bad from stepping on the conch shells because they're pokey. And I remember telling him like,

this can't be a good idea. This was the ocean, not the bay. Yeah, this is the ocean. Okay. We're on Jekyll Island, so we're like, you know, in the ocean. I don't know Jekyll Island, okay. It's an island off the coast of Georgia.

It's where all the elites went to go plot against Donald Trump that time. I remember that, yeah. It made me, not that I was ever pro-Trump, but I was like, if all the elites don't like him, I like that about him. Yeah. That's what announced that most about him. Yeah.

Well, it's changed since then. Yeah. Now he has way too many, seeing people like Bill Ackman getting on his side, these giant financier neocons is like, I don't know about this. I don't care. I'm in it for the laws. You know, I just hope that he like spruces up the the the beast or something You know the limo he rides in like I think what if you put gold wheels on it? Just a little touch here and there

That is a really cool. Emma. We've looked at diagrams of it. Oh, yeah, the doors like gold wheels I don't feel like they're classy, but maybe I don't know something to do with the hood ornament Maybe it's also like it's a limo. It should look a little muted on the outside almost as like a Like like a humility thing of like I don't have to say it. I don't have to say it You know, the inside of this is sick. What about a missile on top? Does that sound like Trump to you? Not at all He loves he loves gold the guy Hood ornament to be I don't know what the Trump logo looks like. Is it a big T? I'm not sure.

Probably Trump, his name, right? There must be a small version. His hotels just say Trump hotels, right? I agree. I've never stayed in one of his hotels. No, absolutely. Oh gosh. They're wildly expensive, aren't they?

I wouldn't have any idea. I doubt it. I don't think any hotels are wildly expensive unless you do something. I thought that was like the selling point of the Trump hotels is like their luxury. I mean, but even luxury hotels are, you know, they're not crazy. I saw I saw that like the next generation of they called it the first class above first class for air travel. Oh my God. You like walk into a little room. You've got your own little bedroom. There was like two beds in a TV in there. And they were like, she was like, here are your pajamas. And like the lady went and changed into her pajamas in her private bathroom.

The bathroom was down the hall a little bit from her private bedroom. It's like, I see Casey Neistat would fly like really first class like you talked about. And then he starts getting free flights and free hotel rooms where people show off just how opulent stuff is. And there he is like in the robe that the airplane gave him with the little. What is it the thing that keeps your hair dry? The plastic. Oh, the shower cap. Shower cap, yeah, he's got a shower cap on, he's got a, he took a shower on his flight. I was like, this is wild. Just the water seems heavy and expensive, but.

That would be awesome. Wonder how much that ticket costs. Is that a $15,000 plane ticket? I have 20 in my head, and that was probably 10 years ago. See, I just don't, even if it's the longest of flights that just seems I guess you know if you're super rich but what what would it have cost to charter a private jet you know like like like how much more would that have cost to to charter a private jet for your trip? Would it be better? Yeah would that even be at some point this sounds like it

might be better than a private jet. I don't know. I think that getting around the lines is the biggest thing about the private jet. I mean, it's one of the bigger things. You just get right on and off. I agree, but there's a, depending on the length of the flight,

like if you maybe get to the airport an hour early and it's a 12 hour flight, then that's one thing. If it's a one hour flight, it's entirely different. Yeah, I guess so. I think I would rather have the private jet thing. I think that's better for getting pussy too. I think if you tell a chick you want to go to Houston, I've got really expensive plane tickets.

She'd be like, damn, how wasteful. But if you said, do you want to go to Houston? I've got my jets taxiing to the runway in an hour. She might be like, yeah, let me let me cancel a few things. Yeah. It's expensive flights. So expensive. Those that Carnival, not Carnival, whatever cruise that we had a guest a while

back that went on that crazy cruise that was like seventy five. It was a Disney cruise, right? It was the they had the crazy room that was like tens of thousands of dollars. He was like in the Mickey Mouse suite. Yeah, something like that. Before we jump to the next thing though, Kyle. Oh, is it time to talk about the commies? Is it commie time? Can you come out those facts, if you could please do that, about who was doing that in the travel thing. But I won't. I won't. I will not be doing so.

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We look at the other way. I don't feel it. I don't you like. I don't know. You don't want to feel my my thick pubes. You know, I've had my lower back. Yeah, I imagine it like give me a rash on my on my ass cheeks or something. One of my like extra thick beard hairs is going

to fall out and you're going to wake up with a splinter. I'm going to be like, shut up. Woody has the same kind of facial hair that those those. Yeah, but he's not really. Do you ever have that Woody? We're like, I know you don't grow it out enough, but like every once in a while, like I'll run my hand through my beard and like one will come out just naturally. And I'll be like, that is like thicker than a spider leg. Like that's so that's such a thick piece of hair. Like you like you dig you bend it. You bend it a little bit. Anything about this strength of this. Oh, dude facial hair. I got lady times the

strength of head hair for me., facial hair is 10 times the strength of head hair. For me at least. I wish I could arrange them like a brush and see how much weight they could hold. A lot. Yeah, the really, the beefy boys, the beefy ones. And now you have beautiful, you know what I would insist? I would, if I'm gonna touch up a little bit,

I'd want you totally hairless. Oh no. Including your head. You gotta. You gotta. Because I'm gonna, you know touch up a little bit. I'd want you totally hairless. Oh no including your head I'm gonna put a wig on you and make you a pretty girl I'm gonna tell people I've got alopecia I gotta take my eyebrows got alopecia. You can go ahead and address me. He doesn't talk Does fixture wake up with a beer? It breaks out into tears when he does.

So just ignore that if he does anything. When you're on hormones, does your facial growth back off? Oh yeah, it's gotta back off a bit, but like you're still gotta be growing something. Maybe. I don't know, if he could get himself herself, I don't even know, he wouldn't tell me. Dude, that's the funniest bit.

He was on this show and I'm like, what's your pronoun? And he wouldn't tell me that whatever I used all night long was wrong. That's hilarious. Yeah. But anyway, I don't think he had much facial hair to begin with, but probably doesn't help your facial hair growth. For sure. Yeah.

Yeah. Got to minimize it. But I would imagine there's still still still some patches just popping up Hmm. I don't know though. He broke up with his partner, right? Yeah. Yeah, no idea what he's up to somebody told me I think it was in the hangout. I learned. Yeah. Yeah I think I think I saw a meme on reddit the other day that was like they broke up or something. Yeah For a while. Yeah Yeah, that's been waiting for a while. Yeah. Yeah. You would mean I mean, I mean, I feel like 75% of the listener base would go for

the millionaire catboy. I don't know. You go for a millionaire cat boy it is the millionaire part that's compelling You know, you could be the bossy one of the relationship really know don't spend our money on that Whatever you say don't speak It's whenever Finster opens her mouth where it's like, hey, what's going on here? No, that's great. I wonder if his voice changed all with the hormones. I think that that's one of those things where they like, like, got to like, practice their act it out and like, yeah, their voice is different.

I don't think I wonder if they like working on that. She said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talked about that before about practices girl voice. Mm-hmm I saw that there was that meme clip forever ago where I guess they're on like chat roulette or something and he bumps into another trans and Or no actually was just like another like meme crossdresser at the time and they both find each other out. It's like wait a minute Hilarious like that dude I'm just two dudes hanging out. Just a good time online.

That's a bro's hanging out and online, having a good time and their panties and wigs. Did you guys see that that horrid story when the fascist state of New York murdered that innocent squirrel? Dude, it was so hard about it, but I'm not around Rambe's waiting in the wings for that squirrel and it's not just a squirrel it was there was also a raccoon I believe yeah why did the police murder a squirrel he didn't have the I guess collect squirrel licensing for this world yeah and so they literally took his squirrel pet and euthanized it

Definitely a top world pet a celebrity squirrel. Yeah, he was an Instagram squirrel. He was loved. He was beloved and Then those bastards in the NYPD or whoever because he didn't have the right license for a squirrel they confiscated his squirrel and I believe his raccoon and they killed them and TMZ was doing like a live interview with the owners and TMZ broke the news to them and the to the owners and the world they're like we've just Yes, we've just received a message that Peanut has been euthanized And everybody starts crying and it's like fuck Don't they have anything better to do?

You shouldn't need a license for a squirrel. Like chickens are all over the place. It's like needing a license for a duck. Like they're just. Couldn't happen here in Missouri. The great state of no animal licensing. You just do whatever you want. Yeah. Did you see the video?

Either fucking Percy was duck marching him down the corridor. He said there's a dead man walking in. They stomped him to death. That's how they do it in New York. That's how they do the dogs too. That's the only way of legal euthanization in the state of New York. It's stomping.

It's not, it's called booting, but you know. Absolutely despicable. Yeah, the third time I watched, I outcry. Oh yeah. Dude, but that is ridiculous. Well, see, I'm kind of on their side though. Look, I think there's good reasons for preventing squirrel ownership. I'm with the squirrel murderers a little bit but I don't think I wish they hadn't killed the squirrel but

because people can't own squirrels for a good reason. And I'm guessing it's because of disease. I bet you squirrels are carriers of fucking bubonic plague or some shit. And we don't want everyone to think that squirrel and he's on TikTok promoting it. That's the other thing. This isn't some random squirrel in a house. He's making it seem cool to own a squirrel on TikTok. And people, I'm sure, are going out buying squirrels, buying squirrels that probably again,

spread weird diseases and they're keeping them in their houses and it's not good. They're biting kids. Bread diseases. And on top of all that, what's wrong with squirrels and you can eat mice, gerbils, hamsters, rats. You can't, you can't, you can't get all of them in the great state of Georgia. You cannot. I had a, a, a hedgehog. And I knew that if I told my girlfriend, I was like, look, you know, that hedgehog is contraband and my status with the law is tenuous

at best. So that hedgehog ever gets sick, you got to be careful because the vet might turn you in for having a legal hedgehog and they'll confiscate little fellow. And so we so but what we didn't do was mention on here for example that i own an illegal hedgehog because somebody will be like cow's got a legal hedgehog and my probation officer will be like you don't have a hedgehog here by any chance do you and then he'd have been like peanut the hedgehog getting euthanized by the state of georgia they're allowed to have a rat in Georgia. Not a hedgehog though. You're hiding a hedgehog. Is it cupboard perhaps?

It's a cupboard. That was the worst pet ever. It's just a little pokey rat that bites you and it's filthy. You gotta clean it all the time. Maybe the hedgehog being legal was to save people the trouble of realizing they're not good pets. I don't know.

They're cheap though. The idea that you can't have a little squirrel, that's ridiculous. Absurd. You can't go to the pet store and buy a squirrel. So like everyone who has a pet squirrel had to go catch it. It would be so difficult to catch a squirrel without killing it. Georgia let you have rats, mice, armadillos, coyotes, groundhogs, beavers, freshwater turtles, venomous snakes, frogs, spring lizards, fiddler crabs, freshwater crayfish, freshwater mussels and nutria. I don't know what that is.

So rats. It's a big rodent. You can have a lot of stuff. I don't know why you can't have a squirrel. You should start a little crawdad farm. They spread disease. They spread disease. There's definitely some sort of disease thing that squirrels do.

Rats don't spread disease. Yeah, I don't think that's true. I think that's an old wives tale. I have the third. The the fleas were spreading the disease. The rats were carriers for the fleas. It's not their fault. They get a bad rap.

No, it was the rats fault to. That's big cheese getting to you to hate on the rats. No, I feel like the rats and big cheese would be very diametrically opposed. Lobbies. No, seriously though, I thought it was fucked up. They killed those people's goddamn squirrel. I also remember that story where they confiscated this little girl's like goat a while back. Remember this story? Oh yeah. They confiscated a quarter million dollars, $300,000. They took this girl's pet goat, killed it. And then they had to pay like the police came and took it at gunpoint. And I can't remember why, but it was like, that's all right, we're taking the goat.

And they took the goat, killed the goat, and she won $300,000 in some sort of judgment. And I remember that story and thinking like Jesus these people in law enforcement when you get called to a call like that where they're like we want the goat no questions asked like how do you not go dude I'm not gonna make that little girl give me the goat no yeah it was a girl is that your goat yes all right that's all I needed to hear, that's that's fucked up that poor little girl. I'm glad she got a bunch of money for her Yeah, it's fucked up. You did I always feel bad. How she feels about it. Like I was gonna sell it for a thousand Yeah, yeah

I hated that go bit Phase I was 11 when I kept it now. I'm 14 and I like boys. Yeah. Yeah I hope she blew the money. I hope she did some fucking cool with it like a like the dude our Patreon buddy. Our dude in our Patreon the fucking coolest guy I know dude. Dude inherited like 700 grand or something from his dead grandma. He wrote to us like, yo guys, I'm blowing all this money on whores and cocaine, feeling bad about it. What do I do?

And we gave him advice and we talked to him like maybe twice more and now he's in the $50 patrons and now spending his money wisely. And, uh, and every week we get to see him and what he's up to or every month we get to see him, what he's up to. And usually gambling on ping pong, just, just winning like, like the the he was playing this game There's so many ways to gamble online now Where you're just watching a line go up and down or something and if it hits the top you win Buddy buddy like he's so high. He like passed out and left it on so it's just bleeding money

I think he said three or four thousand dollars He lost while he was asleep because the game was playing itself and losing money the whole time. He can't, can't be doing that. Yeah. Dude, you talked to him for like an hour. Can you imagine falling asleep playing like Skyrim and you wake up and you're out five grand Skyrim money. Yeah. Losing all your golden Skyrim. If I fell asleep in Tarkov and woke up and like 10 million was gone from my inventory

I'd be like, oh my god Fuck what a fuck. It's been so long when you die in Skyrim. Do you lose all your money is they? Taylor now, you know Although on the serum together thing it is a setting so that to punish you because you you want the game to be a little bit punishing if you die. No, that guy's a fucking wild man. I love that there are outliers like that, that just. He's a renegade.

Marches to the beat of his own drum. He's like John McCain. I told him, I'm like, dude, give me, how much do you have left? And he told me, it's hundreds of thousands of dollars or so. And I'm like, give me 10 of it. I'll give it back to you when you need it. Yeah, give it back to you when you need it.

Just just I'll hang on. There's another thing that actually does that service to it's called a bank. Yeah, but the bank will give it to you when you don't need it. That's true. He does need to hedge. You should give all of us 10 grand. Dude, that guy was unsettled. Like on Sopranos, when they all borrow money from Vito right before he gets killed.

Oh. Okay. He asked me for advice on like how to handle this. And I told him that he vibed to me like he was suicidal. He got hundreds of thousands of dollars blowing it all literally on coke and whores. And I'm like, it seems like you don't have a plan for next year.

Like, what do you do? Do you just dwindle away all this money and then off yourself? And it hit in that call so much harder than I was trying to hit. Downer Woody. Everyone else is laughing along as he's like, I don't know how many bumps,

is that what it's called when you snort? Yeah, yeah, he kept going back for more. Yeah, and we're just watching him snorting, snorting, snorting. It's like that money's going out the window on your computer, up your nose. This is a short term plan, bro. To be fair, I think the cocaine is probably the least expensive of his

extracurriculars. You know what I mean? Like I think that gambling thing, like gambling is just, what's more Coke or horse? Do you know how terrible a sign that is? Depends on your libido, I guess, if you, you know what I mean? Like if cocaine is the cheapest hobby, that's not sustainable. We have names. Yeah. But no, that guy's badass. I also talked to Israeli commando this week. He was like, I will have to cover my face, but just so we're clear, it's not because I've committed any war

crimes or anything like that. I'm just protecting myself from potential doxing. That's all. And I was like, I never said you committed any war crimes. You sound guilty. You sound like somebody who committed some war crimes. I think the message even said, I haven't committed any war crimes, although maybe there have been some things that happened here and there. Trailed off with like maybe somebody else did something. Yeah, dude, the videos are on Twitter. Like we can see what's going on.

We got an internet here, man. We've seen it. But I so I'm going to touch base with him. Videos are better like we can see what's going on here, man. We've seen it, but I So I'm gonna touch base with him I really want to like do a do an interview with him on here and hear what it's like because I'm sure he's seen Action, I'm pretty sure he's killed people And you know, he's been riding around in a tank in this war for a year now probably So I really want to hear what it's like to be there and be on that front line. That'll be neat That's a war that Trump will keep supporting by the way. We don't have to worry about him pulling the plug on that one

Yeah, he and I are Inverse on the Ukraine and Israel same Yeah, I wish you'd pull the plug on Israel and and give their stuff to to Ukraine No, by the way, it's not like I want Israel to lose and stop existing. I just don't know why America funds them Yeah, I think they're winning just fine. I think they got them, you know, I mean, it's not like I want Israel to lose and stop existing. I just don't know why America funds them. Yeah, I think they're winning just fine. I think they got them. You know what I mean? It's like it's that analogy that I brought up so long ago that it's comical

now because the war is still continuing where I was like, yeah, it was like this asshole at the bar just kept going on and on. And finally dude took him outside and started beating his ass and we all watched and were like, yeah, justice. And then I walked inside to get another beer, shot the shit, went and took a piss, put a new song on the jukebox and went outside to see what was going on. And he was still just beating the shit out of that guy. And there was blood everywhere and piss.

I was like, dude, what are you still doing? Beating him. What you got him. Why do What are we doing here? What? You got him. Why do I have to pay to do this? And this whole time I'm paying his bar tab. You're paying his bar tab and this guy, if he gets a toothache, taking care of universal healthcare over there.

It just seems like they got them. And I'm wondering why we're still getting them. And now we're exchanging fire with Iran on like a weekly basis and Iran's oh we'll why on earth are we still so involved? It's so wild. But Ukraine on the other side. I'm a big proponent of love that love love me some Ukrainian war. I think it's just war. It's good war. Good for us to be in there. I think the average Ukrainian is better than the average American. I'm trying to get a reaction out of Taylor. It worked.

I think if you were to- And twice as good as the Missourian. I think if you were to replace the average Missourian with a Ukrainian, I think this country would be in a better place. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Not enchants, plain and simple. Missouri rocks. Your states are both gay. I like that everyone here likes their own state. World red states, baby. Red states unite.

We are all red states. You guys are follower red states. We're we're path forging red states. People say Missouri is going to go blue at some point. No, never, never ever. Not since. Who's saying Missouri's going to go blue? No one. No one's saying that. It's a, I don't think we've been blue since maybe 92 with Clinton would be my most recent guess. We went blue with the first Obama, not the second and prior to that I'm

not sure. Yeah North Carolina is definitely the most swingy of the three states we live in. No I think I don't know it's hard to stack rank North Carolina and Georgia on who's there because they have two blue senators. Because it's also, it's so recent that like presidentially Georgia was purple. Like it was the demographics have been shifting. Like there's just so many people in Atlanta. Look at that. Let's see, come on, hit me, hit me with 90.

Is it 92? Fuck 96. It was, was NC blue and 2 12 or did I see that incorrectly? No, I know. No. Just eight. Okay. That's what I thought.

I remember being in high school during like the Obama McCain run and like even my parents and like people I knew who were either gonna vote either not vote or like we're kind of tacitly pro McCain being like, Oh yeah, there's 0% chance he's going to get blown out. Like Obama's gonna. Oh, yeah, you could feel it You could you could tell that McCain did McCann McCain was so nice when it came time to like Possibly attack Obama and like drag him through the mud or something. He was just like, oh no, he's a good man We just disagree. Don't say that say he's the devil say

I don't think my dad even votes Like at all ever He like at no point throughout my entire childhood. I know it's like normal for you. Do you jury like oh my my oh my Oh, my dad was so political this way or that way I cannot remember one time throughout my entire developmental years of childhood up through high school where he said even one thing about a throughout my entire developmental years of childhood up through high school, where he said even one thing about a politician or politics. Oh yeah. My dad has a vote. He doesn't care at all. Yeah. My dad does not give a shit. Like he catches like, like, like he doesn't seek, seek it out.

So he just gets like the eight minute news session that about politics on the news and like nightly news is he'll be like, did you see this thing, this war? Do you see the thing Trump did? Like I heard something about that. did like I heard something about that what happened like he just doesn't care Yeah, couldn't care less. My father follows closely and it It's my perception that he's really in like the right-wing ecosystem of his news sources. He feels like Fox News is too liberal So he seeks out more like redder sources But he probably thinks that about me in the inverse. Yeah. Was he a, because I know they weren't religious when you were a kid.

Right. Was there any political leaning when you were young that they showed or was that kind of a new? It was still Republican. Yeah. Yeah. He's been a Republican my whole life. And that was probably a rarity at the time in New Jersey, right? Like I thought they've been pretty solid blue for a long fucking time. Yeah, I'd agree with that. But you know, pretty solid blue means a little what, like 57%. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so glad we don't have another one of these for four years.

And it's not going to be on the news. And like what I did notice is like, again, I'm on read all the time. And I remember when who lost his marbles? What's his name again? Joe Biden. When Joe Biden won, it was like the whole front page was plastered with thank you, Mr. President. This is all of these like loving Joe, all this Joe Biden love the whole front page was plastered with thank you. Mr. President. This is all of these like

Loving Joe always Joe Biden love the whole front page like you had to scroll to find that there was a bombing and you know Somewhere yeah, yeah, or somebody customized their car to make it talk or something. It was all about him there was nothing when Trump won like like it was just there was one meme that said something like This is it happening right now. This isn't happening right now. And the rest of it was just ignore it. Ignore it. There were a lot of red screenshots I saw go pretty popular on Twitter of people being like, just like history, not everyone's like this, of course, but like just over the top, like histrionic fits of like if you were trans, you need to leave the country right now because he this isn't made up people. He's going to kill you.

He's going to come to your house and he's going to put your dick back on. All the dicks are going back on, folks. You cut your cock off. Not in this America. We the dicks are going back on folks. You cut your cock off, not in this America. We're throwing the cocks back on. My God, disgusting, we have to do this. But we're fixing it. Is mass deportation gonna happen? I hope so.

Yes, I really hope so. It depends what that means though, because I think there's different ways to look at that. It means illegals get out. Yeah, but does it mean that we go into communities and we uproot people who have been illegally here for a number of years? Does it mean that we first prioritize potential security threats who are from the Middle East or other like red regions? Red, I mean like dangerous regions. Or are we just and how do we fund it? How do we fund it? And how do we hire all these

new officers like you're going to be from the mid course. So like you would like what that's what they would try to do initially. At least that's what makes the most sense to me is number one is you levy something like mandatory prison time on employers that knowingly hire legals. No, no pleading down, no getting out of it. You will go to jail if you knowingly hire one of these people as a means of undercutting what would be a fair wage for Americans. You do that. Number two, you make remittances, which is illegals taking money they earn here and sending it back.

You tax that at a hundred percent. A hundred percent. And you also make it so that illegals are not eligible for Medicaid, WIC, or housing vouchers. If you create a system like this that doesn't subsidize this behavior, you will see it diminish enormously. And so, you don't even, all of that can be done prior to any sort of going in and getting people. And the problem will largely resolve itself because these are economic migrants. That's not what they're going to do though. They're going to send in the- They can do that. Yeah, they can. It would be a combination of things. But those- If I were king, those would be the three edicts I laid down. Going after employers is a big deal.

Right now, there's hardly any downside to hiring illegal immigrants. And they could change that. I would suggest rewards for turning in illegals. I would like that. I think that's been very good in Texas for turning in anyone who dares a board of fetus I think it's great that you got that you can you can report them get that bounty So I would put a bounty on illegals if someone could whisper that word into Trump's ears He thinks tariffs are a beautiful word bounty

That's the beautiful word because we'd all be going to Home Depot like three times a day just scan it Just keeping an eye out now. Look at this guy. If each- This guy looks a little brown. Go get him. Yeah, right. And turning one in was like, let's say turning one in was $500 each.

Like- If he implemented- If you found the idea, you could make a whole YouTube channel about that. It would, but if he implemented exactly the three changes I just said. Come on. That's so awesome.

I have an idea. I want to get out there. It's this. Fire away. If you self-deport, you can empty all your bank accounts and go back home. If you get caught, we freeze your bank accounts and send you home penniless.

I like that better than sending to jail, like Taylor said, because we pay for that too, right? Just, we're going to make some money off this deportation thing. I like that. Maybe I didn't express it clearly. I don't mean jail the illegals.

They are not going to siphon off of our teeth anymore. They go back. The people who would be jailed is someone who knowingly employs illegals, which is really just a way of like fucking American middle and working class people up. That's what it is. They don't want to pay a fair wage to Americans and so they can get fucked. Maybe we get a little work out of them before we send them home. A workout? No, no, no, a little work out of them.

Oh, a little work out of them. You know, but you're like, all right, now burpee your way back across the border. I just figured before we send them home, you know, we're gonna need to round them up first, you know. We don't want to get free work out of them. That's work that could be done for a fair wage by an American. But they're gonna make tank shells for Israel. We do so much of that already. You're right, I don't.

I'd say too much. I think they're gonna go round them up. I think it's gonna be crazy. I mean, that's what he promised. Oh, if you're ready for an emotionally manipulative news cycle, wait until this starts kicking off. They're going to be doing the, look at this crying kid, burn the Constitution.

It's like, no, you've got to go. You're not here legally and you're not an American. Should they change the thing where if you're born here, you're an American? No. I mean, it seems to be being abused constantly. So it definitely needs to be talked about. Well, so your child won't be an American?

I'm an American citizen. Like they would need to make it if you are born of American citizens in order to circumvent the anchor baby thing. So maybe if one of your parents is an American citizen, then you are born of American citizens in order to circumvent the anchor baby thing. So maybe if one of your parents is an American citizen, then you are too. Yeah. Would be your rule. Like a half blood.

Yeah. Like regular like half city. I said they get they get all their rights and stuff or yeah, if they're an American citizen, of course, and they go to like a public restroom and everything. Yeah. Well, they'll have their own water fountains. Obviously, Kyle will have their own restrooms obviously Kyle. They'll have their own restrooms.

Yeah. They get three fifths of vote maybe. They get to go, they're looped in with, that's what we're doing folks. We're making bathrooms for all the trans. Is that something I haven't heard about? Is that like a project 2025 thing, like eliminating born citizenship or something like that?

I think I did hear that, but I don't want to be wrong. I don't think it's a 25 thing. I think it was just another like bandied about idea. Interesting. Which like, yeah, if you're born here of illegals, like having a hat. Yeah, of illegals. If your illegal parents come here tactically

to birth you here and secure their path of citizenships, that's ridiculous. That's circumventing our laws. Fuck that. No. What if they're smart? What if they're like, what if it's like a German couple of engineers? If they come here illegally, then they can get fucked. Heinrich was on vacation and- Heinrich has to go back. Sorry, Heinrich, but you need to go back to your country that kind of used to be more relevant. Yeah, Trump said that he would do an executive order on his first day in office that would

require at least one parent to be a citizen for their children to become citizens. Oh, I'm totally down for that. That's wild. That makes so much more sense than I think it's unconstitutional. I'd have to Google to see. I mean, there's a law, but I think there's an amendment that says if you're born here, you're a citizen. Yeah, there's a law that says it for sure. Well, when that was implemented, nobody predicted it

could be used this way. There's another law from like 1897 or 1800s that says it's illegal to to use the mail to transport any written material about abortion or about the procurement of an abortion. And that's still on the books. It was left there because Roe versus Wade made it null. But now that Roe has been overturned, technically speaking, it's against the law to mail anything pertaining to abortion, which could be interpreted that it's illegal to use the mail to send people's birth control to them or to use the mail to move birth control pills to a pharmacy. You think that's going to actually be used or is it going to be like you can't walk backwards on Sunday in Connecticut kind of laws? Oh, J.D. Vance seems to love the law. He's brought it up several times. He thinks it's

a great way to target abortion. Interesting. He said on Rogan that he kind of saw the writing on the wall when his team got blown out in Ohio by pro-abortion people. And so I, cause apparently- I never know what to believe, right? Like, so there were a lot of people who sane washed things that Trump said, right? Ah, he said that, but what he meant was this better thing. And I'm trying not to crazy wash what JD Vance said, right?

What he said was, you know, the writing's on the wall. People don't want extreme positions on women's rights. And what I hear is he's lying to win a popularity contest. But I just made that up, right? Then you can't go by that. Come and forget pussy, ladies. I don't think that like when you accuse politicians of like lying to win popularity contests, like that's not it.

It is what they do. That is their entire job. Like they are, they do this. But I accuse Republicans routinely of hearing what they wanna hear. And let me go on a little side note about this. When I talk, I almost always do this thing where I avoid absolutes.

I just did it, right? It is hard to say that I'm always, like I'm wrong about this thing because I'll be like, men are generally bigger than women. I don't say men are bigger, because sometimes they're not. Trump instinctively sort of says both things and lets you pick the one that you wanna hear.

And I think Republicans have sort of always just heard the one they wanna hear because of his speech pattern where he does this. I call it the Trump two-step and JD Vance telling people what they want to hear to win a popularity contest it I'm just what wish casting that he's lying or something I don't know we'll see how it works out you know the happiest man in the world is Joe Rogan said this that that Trump won he was so worried that that that joke was going to be like the difference.

Joe said that Tony was like, look Joe, look, he won Puerto Ricans Joe. He won Puerto Ricans big Joe. My stupid left wing misinformation bubble told me he was going to lose Pennsylvania because there's half a million Puerto Ricans there and the race has always decided, well, lately decided there by like less than a hundred thousand. So there's 500,000 newly motivated Puerto Ricans because of this stupid garbage joke. Oh my God, he lost Pennsylvania. He lost the race. It was all coming down to Pennsylvania anyway.

Right. And now I'm like, you bastard. I believed you. You misleading tricks. That's like you. You need to be so careful. And mindful where you get news from nowadays because it's so propagandistic. Let me reply quickly. I am careful.

I guess I'm just bad at it. Right. Because we'll get you on the right side. Because I'm watching. I almost did positive. I watched where Fox News News the both of you combined I don't watch any Bingo

But so I do try I just I guess projected what I wanted to see what exactly said 80,000 Amish voted for Trump in Pennsylvania, I did see a caravan of buggies with the flags Did you yeah like the care of like at least seven or eight Amish buggies with the flags. Did you? Yeah, like the caravan, like at least seven or eight Amish buggies and with a Trump flag. Did you see the interview with the guy, like some news guy was interviewing this dude with like the thickest like always sunny tier parody Philadelphia accent? He's like, so what do you think, you know, you're local here in Philly. What have you heard about the Amish? And he's like, oh brother, the Amish, they finally are going to start voting. And it's crazy, dude. Like that.

I saw a billboard up and it was in Denmark or whatever fucking language they talk up there. And so I'm, I'm crazy. I think Trump's going to get done. And it was like, oh, thanks for your input. Like just the most over the top Philly. I mean, look at these folks. Look at these.

Look at these Kings. These are Americans. God damn it. All right. If the shit hit the fan, this is what, this is what the, the winners would look like. I wish they sewed their own Trump flags. That would be so cool. Trump, look at that guy.

Hey, hurry up and get the election done. I got far. I'm going to do, might be an old photograph. I just, Trump Pence, it might be. It's hard to be sure. I just Googled it, Amish pay taxes. So let them vote. Yeah, but it's more like they rarely participate.

Like they see themselves as so distanced, a huge number of Amish don't participate in the electoral voting process. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They, um, they don't pay social security taxes, but there's a lot of groups that don't like government pensions and stuff like that. I'm fascinated by the Amish. Like it's pretty cool. It almost seems like, like, like, like a, like a fun thing to do. And I'm basing that on, you know, those two movies i've watched where

witness witness and uh the the tim allen movie where uh where he goes and hides hides out with the amish Um, so just a comedy, you know, but it seemed like a good time. So you know, you can get it It's a good time out there being an amish man. Have you seen the amish like their Autoimmune disorder and like cancer rates cancer rates are way lower than the general population and what are they not doing? Eating like five of the things we eat.

Eating ridiculous things. They're eating carrots like Samwise can. Tell them about the microplastics, Taylor. What? Like is it they're bad for you? Yeah, you went on and on about microplastics, Taylor. What? Like, is it bad for you? Yeah. You went on and on about microplastics the other day. Oh yeah.

Me and she is running an argument with you where like you were just being obstinate and trolling. I'm pretty sure. No, I don't believe them. Yeah. No, me and she's were like, like just in passing, we were talking about some like, like new packaging or whatever. And she's, and I both agreed like, yeah, it's retarded that we use

plastic instead of glass. Glass is infinitely recyclable. It doesn't leach into anything that you consume. Like glass is king for these kinds. And it feels better to drink a soda out of glass. Like it's all better. And Kyle was like, well, what are you going to do to get rid of all the microplastics and things? There's so much, why even bother? And then me and Chiz for like half an hour, we're like, we're not saying you can get rid of all the microplastics and things. There's so much, why even bother? And then me and Chiz for like half an hour, we're like, we're not saying you can get rid of all of them. We're saying that mitigating a risk factor is beneficial.

I was sharing the article about the black, like spatulas. Black plastic spatulas, I guess, are made from recycled black plastic electronics and some of the Like rare earth medical metals and like weird toxins that are in things like old dvd players and smoke alarms and shit Yes, leech them way. My special is where I get my daily supply of cobalt Your and it has plenty of their of it in there And so when especially i'm sure when you melt it

And it has plenty of their of it in there And so when especially I'm sure when you melt it If you're when you're cooking if you get it hot that leeches into your food do an enormous amount Apparently and I was sharing that and then she has goes on some actually rant about microplastics So I yeah, I trolled y'all for an hour or so As it was annoying the shit out of me because I was just trying to share a simple article about how there was something Interesting and you go on and on about those goddamn microplastics, which are unavoidable, unavoidable. These aluminum cans, they're lined with plastic. It's plastic on the inside. Your glass bottle, the bottle caps are lined with plastic and full of toxins. Google bottle cap

toxin. You'll get plenty of results. Yeah. All right. Every aluminum metal cans, like you get your every good food out of a can. Pl liner everything is plastic in it everything get over it now it's good for you get over your pro plastics it's inert it has no impact on you it's just no plastic no impact a little plastic in your oh it hurts oh I touch the plastic you see that woody oh you're right got me. Oh, you know it burns. Oh. That was an uncommon kind of vampire. It's so funny how we just will openly laugh at pewter and lead cutlery and eatery from like the Roman times and be like, he's fucking idiot. Yeah, you figured out running water fucking a thousand years before the next person.

But yeah, you dummies. And it's like, like hold on let me go microwave This piece of plastic that has my food on it Bad for you as heavy metal poisoning. I don't think so. I just don't think so It doesn't have to be as bad it just is is nearly as bad I think it's like a thousand the gen X has got a word poison I think it's like when people are dieting and they like eat bake eat a bacon sandwich But count how many slices of spinach they put on there

It's like the spinach isn't the problem like like the spinach is the problem microplastics aren't your private favorite dieters are the people who like? Exist on lasagna and add broccoli to it Now you're healthy. Wow. I want more plastic. Fine. Although they did say that I think you were worried maybe about your fertility because they're finding all those plastics and testicles apparently. Me? Yeah. Oh. should be if you're not. You should free some sperm. Yeah, free some free.

I was thinking I was thinking more from like the it's going to give you an aggressive form of cancer route or something like that. Something scary. Plastic doesn't do that. No, they wouldn't put everything in it if it did that. Right. By the way, did you guys eat your eight to 12 servings of bread today? I just want to make sure you guys are being healthy.

It's not eight to twelve. It's six to twelve. Go ahead and pop up that old food pyramid and keep in mind this was government studied information up until like 12 years ago. I mean people feast on bread all day. French people used to live on primarily a bread diet. You would have like a liter of wine. It was 6 to 11. Oh, it says here also. 6 to 11. It's the foundation of the food pyramid. Bread, cereal, rice and pasta, the basis of health. And then meats, like lean proteins up there, scary stuff like milk, gotta be a minimum. And then oils, stuff like scary stuff like butter

that people have eaten for thousands of years, gotta stay minimal on that. When was butter invented, do you think? The second someone was like, let's mix this cream up, see what we get. Like, that- I think as far as a little effort, you gotta turn butter invented do you think? The second someone was like let's mix this cream up see what we get. I think as far as a little effort you gotta churn it up you know. You gotta churn it, you gotta churn it, but like what are you gonna do all day? They didn't have tv, they were churning everything. They were churning like water seeing what happened, they were churning like horse com. Like cottage cheese was invented on purpose. Yes dude I guarantee the Italians and

the Greeks. How did they know they were done? When they made the first batch of cottage cheese, how did they know they were finished? Like, I don't know, take a look at it. Oh, yeah, you're not done. How did they do it? Like, it looks disgusting. I don't know. You need to thank your ancestors.

Dude, I like cottage cheese. I like it with pineapple in it. I haven't had it in a long time. The only guy who thinks it's good. But you put cheese, you get a dope snack. I don't think cottage cheese is like the worst. But yeah, it is cheese. So it's not terrible. But it's my least favorite cheese. I've never had it. I don't know what it I don't even know what it tastes like. It just seemed like something to avoid consistency that is so dissimilar from other cheeses that it can throw you off if you're not close. Is it a sour cream? It's chunkier than that. Uh, and it's not as, is it more yogurt? It's not as zingy as sour cheese or yogurty than sour creamy. Maybe no, there's still still a, yeah,

maybe about the same amount of zing as like Greek yogurt. It's been, I like Greek yogurt a lot. I eat a shit load of Greek yogurt. It goes in everything. It thickens everything and it's like good for you. And it's fucking probiotics in there or something. Does it have a lot of calories? No, no, I get the zero fat. So you can get like, it's just like milk, but you can get 0% fat, um, Greek yogurt. And I can't tell the difference. But it can't be high in protein and low in calories because protein's

calorific I don't know if there's some protein in there I would I don't think it's high in protein but it has like a a substantial amount like it's worth counting if I remember correctly but you can buy it I buy it in massive tubs like a I don't know yeah yeah that's how I get it as well like I use instead of sour cream. It tastes about the same to me. So it's like healthy sour cream. And I also, you know, you can mix it with protein powder. You can mix with anything. It's good. I just I'm gonna cut for like two months now. Looking good. Looking I'm down 16 pounds. Awesome. Good for you, man.

I'm down 16 pounds. Awesome. Good for you, man. Nice. We'll add Greek yogurt in because it's like- Add to a cut, okay. Well, as a replacement for something else because it's like, the one I get at the store is like 100 calories per serving in that big container unsweetened.

And like in that hundred calories is like 18 grams of protein, which is a fucking phenomenal ratio. Like it's if you get the zero fat kind, if you get that kind, it's going to not be as good of a ratio, but it's still like it's not like it's unhealthy fat. It's Greek yogurt that yeah, it's good. So it's Taylor. When are we going to go on our Skyrim adventure together? Oh, what are you doing Sunday?

Nothing. Then maybe we do Sunday. I'll do Sunday. That sounds fun. I want to go on a exploration. You got to get there early though, because you got to get you all like geared up, get your shit fixed, get it downloaded, get the mod installed, make it work. Get there early. I don't want to spend three hours getting it installed and then be mad when we begin our journey. I had the game, I have the game installed and you said that the followup installation of mods and stuff was two seconds. Like game installation is what took a while.

Yeah, there's nothing to it. So that'll be fun. I've been looking forward to that. It will be fun. Have you decided what you're gonna solidify as your pick? If we're just gonna do like the base game and not gonna add a bunch of nonsense I'll probably be a mage. I'll probably a magical man

I'll resist using a bow if I can but that just seems like the meta or we can and we could maybe introduce some Some mods that would open up some some different play styles that may I bet there's a mod that makes like Being a swordsman work or throwing daggers work or make magic level better or something like that. If you're going mage, I'll end up going archer. Because that's I've said before, those are the two builds that I have the most fun with and I've played Skyrim through enough, like I I've tried two handed swordsman and two-handed

axemen, all that shit. That is not fun. No. I've tried the sword and shield. That is not nearly as fun. The magic is fucking sick. The late game spells are so fun, just a troll. Once your speech is super high and your alteration is really high, you can walk into pubs and cast mass paralysis and paralyze everyone. And then when they come to arrest you and everybody's yelling, trying to fight you, you just put your hands down, which is like your weapons away. And they'll be like, you've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What do you say in your defense? And then you say, aw shucks, G Willekersers, my bad in the persuade column. And they're like, don't let this happen again. You're just paralyzing guards, pissing them off.

Maxing speech out is always fun in a, in games. It's really fun to fall out. Um, the end of fall at new Vegas, if you've got max speech, you just talk your way out of the whole thing. Yeah. You just convince, you convince the enemy journal that like he was wrong and that, and that this they this this that he can't win this fight and he's just go home I'm pretty sure yes, Jeff ruins like any sort of Story on my like level 110 character that I've had for years that like everyone smile a pop there's nothing to do on that character anymore, so I'll just pop in look around do whatever and You're right at this point. You kill. I've killed every single guard in Whiterun in Windhelm in Riften and I wait for like

one more respawned guard to come up and be like same line. Stop you've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense? And you just say oops and that's it. Dead piled up everywhere and you're off scot-free. Yeah, that'll be fun. And that's it. Dead piled up everywhere and you're off scot-free. Yeah, that'll be fun. I'm hoping that modding it will maybe add some new story elements, maybe potentially. And that'll be fun to play it together. I don't know how exactly it works. I've watched some videos.

Now my algorithm thinks that all I want to see is Skyrim. So every video is 10 things you didn't know about Skyrim. Did you know them? Ah, most of them, you know, some of them little there's there's a lot of like, you know, if you go over here and chop the heads off these mannequins and the correct order this happens. Yeah, like the watching Chess and Dawnstar and all that that you can get like beginning of the game. I don't remember the names of anything.

I do remember a glitch where you could go and find in the ground, like when you deal with a merchant, the way it's coded, yeah, when you deal with a merchant, the way it's coded is his inventory has to exist physically in the map. So they put it under the ground off to the side somewhere. But if you go there, you can access it. But you have to know to like look in this little pile of shit over on the ground where you would never ever look. And you can just take his inventory of goods. And it's a lot of good stuff.

Like very beginning of the game, you can get high level shit, which I like never do when I play through because I don't want to ruin the grind too much and the reward of getting to the next tier of weapons and damage. Like if you find something way too good way too early, it's like, oh, this is kind of I like that early part of the game where you're still like patchwork, you know, like know your shit matches yet.

I like that about Scott Tarkov too, like early on in your wife of Tarkov, you're like, this is my good helmet. I killed a man at interchange and took it from him. And those are my good pants. Yeah. I found those in a ditch somewhere. You're like, when you then when you die, you're like, let me go find my second best helmet.

Some you don't have access. You can't just go buy new ones of everything. You don't have access to any of that shit. So when you come along that rare little, oh this is the best knife I've ever seen in the game. You're like, hang on to it for a little while. Do you know if we can both get followers in Skyrim together? I think because I need my bitch boy follower to hold my loot. We can have so many followers. Like there's a mod for Fallout called maybe unlimited followers or something like that that Just let's not let's not do that that ruins the fun

Well, you can bring a bunch of folks though like like, you know limit yourself, you know police yourself But I think you could bring I mean you could bring the whole town if you want it I'm sure there's a mod where you bring every major character like the whole thieves guild is with you or whatever You can do all that shit. That's why I love those Bethesda games and the modding community around them it even after you've played that game for thousands of hours and Seemingly rung all the fun out of it that there was to get you can hop on there and there'll be a mod especially for especially for fallout fallout's famous for those The bunk what do they called the bunkers? The vaults.

It's famous for the vaults and how each one will have its own little self-contained story about the horrors that took place there and as you delve deeper and deeper, level after level, you stumble upon evidences and it tell you the story of what, how everything went wrong down here. And so it's really easy to mod just a new one into the game, you know, just, yeah, I'm

wearing the desert where there was nothing. Now there's some bushes and an opening that leads to a vault and they get, so there's plenty of mods that do that in that game. And you can have these little self-contained additions to the storyline. This is a little like little, almost like a Skyrim version of poem reading. What quests do you always start with? Oh, see, I haven't played the shit out of the game like you have. I played the game the most probably 10 years ago on Xbox. We called it a Skyrim adventure where I would get just blazed out of my mind and play Skyrim, but I would mostly play absent-mindedly, you know, and just wander. That's a lot of fun. I have done plays through some sure where I've beaten the quest multiple times, probably three or four. I'm cheesy, so I would just play a stealth archer almost every time

or a mage. And I do all the main quest lines. I would probably want to start with the Mages Guild or whatever. If I am a Mage. And sometimes even when I think back to the story and the quest, I get completely confused with Oblivion because I played so much Oblivion and they're very similar. Oh yeah, so you get mixed up a little bit because you know they are similar games. Yeah. That's probably what we'd have to, I mean that's always my first stop if I play a Mage is you got to get the Archmage robes and whatnot by finishing that whole quest. We'd have to. I mean, that's always my first stop. If I play a mage, is he got to get the archmage robes and whatnot by finishing that whole quest? We'd probably have the robes get you. It's just like robes that you wear that like more madder than anything else in the game, like your region increases your decreases,

the cost of every single spell you cast increases. The way Woody, you're more than welcome to join us on our adventure. decreases the cost of every single spell you cast. Increases- By the way, Woody, you're more than welcome to join us on our adventure. What we're doing is modding Skyrim so that we can play a single player RPG together in a silly way and just be overpowered and go through the story right together.

Thank you for the invite. I sincerely appreciate it. I'm loyal to Elden Ring. I understand, I understand. I am having a hard time not talking about it right now. Fiddlesticks. It's my idea of hitting it back and like, nobody, shut up with your Elden Ring. I understand. I have a hard time not talking about it right now. Fiddlesticks. My idea of like hitting it back and like nobody shut up with your Elden Ring. I'm looking forward to your next game. It blows my mind that you don't like Skyrim. It's so fun, man.

I'm hoping that your next game after Elden Ring is something that either me or Taylor can can jump on board with you and I'm looking at Lies of P why I don't know if that fits the bill. I've heard of it. So lies of P lies like not untruths of P, which is short for Pinocchio. Apparently it's a souls like game and it's supposed to be amazing. And I just, I got so Elden ringed, like, I don't know addicted that lies of P is perhaps the next best new thing around. Oh, yeah I'm watching some gameplay. It's very similar Yeah, and but the the graphics I would argue are even better and it's supposed to be terrific and everyone says it's great

I got you. I got you cool. I Don't have a game that I really want to started a new Elden Ring playthrough I'll leave it alone. but is it the night? Is this the ninth one? Is this the final? Uh, so the eighth one was the final. So I started a new character and now I'm back. Yeah.

So what happened was my character got so powerful that when people summoned me, only the most powerful people would summon me. And now I'm on the eighth playthrough monsters and I'm helping people through, but no one's fucking help. He summons two people now when you summon someone for help, the boss gets tougher. Yeah. corner and I'm like I can't solo new game seven bosses with double summons by myself yet here I am I succeed like a third of the time and afterwards I'm mad I'm like where were you guys the whole time the whole time I soloed this thing for you and I'm like I'm gonna start a new character not level up so high and be able to help newer players. That's smart. That would be irritating as hell. It's like, you summoned me here, bitch,

and you can't even soak some damage for me. Right, right. If someone else has the aggro of the boss, you can't keep me away. Oh my God, attack windows galore. When I have the aggro window of the boss, I'm still the only person hitting them. They're like, oh, I'm safe over here.

Like, do you have at least a ranged weapon? You could try a little. I would not have only person hitting them. They're like, I'm safe over here. Like do you have at least a range weapon? You could try a little I would not have the patience Yeah, I want to play I don't know I want to play something that I can play with other people want to do something co-op But I don't know what it is Scaram together should be fun, but I wish it was something new I guess GTA is the next thing around the horizon. We keep saying that a little off though, right? Isn't like yeah next year late like probably the new zombies That's a good point Zach. If I could lure Taylor into some cod zombies. I've been watching some Call of Duty gameplay Just a little bit the multiplayer isn't my cup of tea anymore for sure and even the zombies

It's like man. It man, it always looks the same, you know? And like right away, and this is a turn off for me personally, right away, whatever gun that is the meta for zombies, or at least the one that I see in so, so many zombie clips, it looks like a clown cock. Like not literally, but it's like a pipe covered with multicolored attachments that make no sense. That doesn't even look like a gun.

And it's like really gotten away from our base here, boys. You know, this is called duty 22. What is, Oh, that's how many they're up to. I think they've made one since 2003 plus like, I think they did cod mobile and maybe like the big red one or something else like that, that counts as another One so this is either 22 or 23 total like you I used to be like I turned my nose up at PvE games like yeah

Listen, I'm I don't pretend to be freaking X Cal or whoever your perfect gamer is but I'm too good for PvE And now that I'm into it I'm loving PvE when the AI has done. Well, it's incredibly challenging and you get to play on your own time Table and it's always fair like you don't mind getting your ass beaten when you know It was beaten fairly and squarely but whenever there's that little bit of like, oh, but he caught me at that weird moment I didn't get to prepare or I think he might be cheating or Whatever like that gave the other person an unfair advantage. It's annoying and irking.

But it feels good to like you were bugs too. Like how many times you load into Tarkov and you're like, oh my gosh, my character is not moving. I'm going to get disconnected. I'm going to try to read. I lost all my gear. And it's just network issues and stuff. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's really punishing when when it's they so I read an article the other day and it was about how the last generation of consoles in particular like the I guess the Xbox one and maybe the Xbox 360 got every drop of performance power and that they could add not only other consoles but they also made games that were capable of getting every drop out of those consoles and so the games from 12

years ago look just as good as the games today like it requires a ton more hardware to play modern games but they don't look any better. Like if you look at Battlefield 1, oh my God, it looks like it should be the newest thing. Like, and that game's, it might be 10 years old. I don't know. Time flies when you're having fun. I think it might be 10 years old or something like that. It looks incredible. I think they've kind of plateaued on where they can go with graphics or at least they plateaued with AAA the way AAA studios You know make their games half-assed and throw them out there before they're perfected

It seems like every time there's some wonderful new thing about graphics The effect is really subtle like ray tracing or something like like what is so? Honestly is the one on the right the new one? Yeah I wish you like my reflections I wish you could find some footage of like the World War one like when they're out in the mud and the muck and there's Explosions going off and part of the particles everywhere because battlefield one like it looks like I'm a new game When you when you see those scenes, yeah, I just don't see it. It's crazy. I Would argue the bottom one looks a lot better.

Oh, yeah, that's the old one, isn't it? Yeah, it's hard to like get the full effect of it without watching a video. But yeah, one of the older battlefields and even like, you know, some of the older Call of Duty's those they got every drop of performance out of those consoles. I just don't feel like they're doing that anymore because I saw this art. I saw the second one and I was like okay they

have made progress but then I picked the wrong one. Yeah you were right the bottom one looked better. You thought the same way? Yeah for sure I would have thought that was the new one. Yeah I don't think that Call of Duty looks better every year. They kind of plateaued maybe eight years ago ten years ago and they all just kind of look like Call of Duty now. I downloaded the new Call of Duty on my Xbox just absentmindedly being like, oh, maybe I'll try the new zombies. And then I went to sign in and it's like, log in with your COD account. I was like, no. I'm going to make a Call of Duty account,

so I uninstalled it. I'm not going to make a fucking account. I forgive me as I Elden Ring once again, but when you load Elden Ring, it don't press a button. You just, you hit one button on your controller cause it says continue and the game starts. And I'm like, Oh my God, games should be like this. Why do I have to go through like past all the advertisements and microtrans. There's none of that in Elden Ring. You just start the game, press continue.

It pops you right where you left off. Oh my God. I appreciate that so much. Yeah, obviously, obviously I haven't played it, but I bet the I bet the home screen for the new Call of Duty is it's so hard to just play the goddamn game. I bet you've got to click three or four buttons and go through a menu. I'm picturing back to like COD for and that very simple little menu on that gray background multiplayer

even deathmatch It was like boom boom boom boom and then you're searching and then now I bet it's like boom boom boom boom Oh, I bought a hat shit The Xbox itself is the default screen like when you turn it on a store or something like that like yeah it's not the game I want there's gonna be like a whole there's gonna be at least the whole page of stores every game's got a goddamn gigantic store within it and it's it's I don't know I guess that's how you pay for games now I guess $70 a copy doesn't

doesn't do the trick I don don't get it. Yeah. I like games that don't have micro transactions, but then when I play a game that introduces them, I'm usually like, yeah, I want that helmet. What is it? Three dollars. But I can only buy $10 of credits at a time. What do I do with? Well, there'll be something that's seven credits, right? Never again. Oh, OK. Well, I'm going to

need some more credits then. What is the lowest common denominator on these two forms of currencies? That cost 2500 gems, but the package I bought is a 2300 pack. They did that, dude. That's what they did on dark tide. And people complain so much that they introduced a less predatory indoor store. The packets you could buy the credits in and like the limited time amount that you had to spend them was like crazy. Now I'm buying I bought like $50 worth of credits because I don't care. I wanted all the cool shit. But if you only had $10 worth of credits, you'd be like, but wait.

Do I just I don't have enough credits to buy anything now. But that's still like $4 worth of credits. Oh, buy more. Okay. Games have not buy a little more. And you're at the same point again, you've always got like, you've always got a little extra gems or whatever the fuck, you know, quasi predatory. It's a shitty, it is unbelievably predatory and games like they're getting bold with it because games have not gotten better at the rate that they've gotten more expensive and microtransaction. Like it's not like the games from it's not like Call of Duty right now is way better than cod for no, it's not.

It's our, yeah. And it's not like started coming fewer maps, no. Used to be that have 16 maps on day one. Now you need like DLC for it. It's fewer maps. They spread them out, but including the zombies does make it more of a game. But it's but let's. Oh, there's 16 now.

But as far as the two modern games that blow everything else away are Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate though, like like those two set the bar to a just completely different level for both of their styles. I looked into Baldur's Gate for just like what's after Elden Ring type thing. And that game apparently is sexy as fuck. Like I read that like every character in it is super horny and I'm like, all right, let's deep dive into this. So you see that you played it, right?

Many times. Characters are blowing each other. Guys are blowing guys. Girls are going down on girls. I saw a girl fucking another girl, but the first girl had a penis. But I'm telling you, everything about her was girl with some of the cat parts.

Oh yeah. And she's like holding her dick as she fucks the other character. Yeah. Like this is a AAA game. So someone put together all the sex scenes in this one like mega cut compilation. It was a two hour video, Kyle.

A two hour video. I believe it. It is an incredible game. Like the combat takes a little bit to get used to because at first it's a top down sort of third person viewpoint that you're running your group around with and but when you go into combat it turns into turn based where each of your party takes turns and the enemy party takes turns based on a bunch of factors but then you employ like

Dungeons and Dragons rules and you roll literal dice roll on the screen when you do attacks determine how effective or if they miss and such but the RPG elements are what you're talking about the ability to Mike I don't think I put a dick on my first character But later on I had like a girl with a dick like like because when you're making your character They're completely nude on the screen with either a penis and balls or a vagina like a vulva like completely new see it see it everything and there's like three or four cocks and three or four Pussies that you get to choose from and as you scroll between them like click click click click click click Instantly your character grows a dick and loses a dick and it's hilarious

So there an animation or did they just click on and off it just it just happens They just suddenly have a penis there or whatever. But but yeah, the sex happens a lot there or whatever. But but yeah, the sex happens a lot. You're you know, you're you have this party of three or four guys and gals who are all bisexual. And and one of them can turn into animals because he's a druid. And so he'll turn into a bear and fuck you as a bear if you want. And he's like chill about he's like, you know, I'll be a bear and all. I'm a little, it's a lot to handle. And you're like, oh, I got this. You know, it's, it's, it's. You get fucked by a bear, Kyle.

I tell, oh, I either fuck, I don't know if I topped or bottom for the bear. I'm a girl. So I guess the bear fucked me. Yeah. I'm a girl, Elden Ring. I tell everybody girls to look at. But when she gets hit, I don't like her scream.

I'm like, shut up, get up, get up. He's going to get you. Get up. I need to do one shot if I get hit and I never controlled my character again on all the subsequent hits. Yeah. Yeah. Really just chain hits into you until. Mm hmm. Yeah. I got one shot killed. Oh, yeah. Where they just chain hits into you and Dildon. That is frustrating about that game.

Yeah. I played through Baldur's gate at least three or four times, uh, and then modded it and played it a bit and then watch my girlfriend play it and like coached her and, uh, that's my favorite game of all time. That is the best deepest. Like it was so crazy that I, I, I beat the game and then immediately started a new playthrough and it's a different game You know the second time you play through it. I mean, it's the same game

Don't get me wrong, but like the elements are all different when you play them differently And you know if you kill a character early now, you don't get his storyline anymore, and I kind of like that I'm like, oh shit Little dwindle isn't here. We forgot to save him little dwindle isn't here. We forgot to save him. Fuck. Little dwindle? There's a part where you come upon this little gnome and he's been tied to a windmill. Like he's tied to one of the blades of it

and it's spinning and he's screaming for mercy. And there's these goblin men like laughing at him. They've tied him to it. And after you either convince the goblin men to leave or you kill them all now the now the little fellow tied to the windmill is at your mercy and you'll find that you can either Untie him like right away or if you go inside the windmill There's a big handle where you can unleash the full power of the windmill because guess what this thing's on low And if you do that

he goes so fast he goes he flies off at the pinnacle and goes and like flies way off and dies you had to be forever to find his body but now he's not in the story anymore and he's kind of a main character like if he lived you were gonna meet get to meet his family and his friends and he was gonna have his own storyline and ending but if you don't save little dweedle D or whatever that's tied to the thing he's just not in the story anymore and I dig that a lot and I love the Dungeon Dragons like rolling of the dice thing where sometimes you'll take a chance you like Jesus there's a five percent chance I win this roll them and you'll hit it and you know it's it's

it's a big and it's like you won, uh, like a slot machine or something. So Baldur's gate best game ever. You've said that best game ever. I wish the multiplayer was, um, easier and less clunky. Uh, it's, it's kind of hard to do multiplayer in that game. What is the Tarkov I bought end of darkness edge of, edge of darkness. Yeah. Does it come with the B E that you played darkness edge of edge of darkness. Yeah, does it come with the be that you played? Yeah, I think so. Yeah I highly recommend that for like just killing time and shooting the shit cuz like

It's so fun to know to just beat the bots and have a good time in that game and do the little grind that it is I'm level 65 or something. I'm done now that is right to the high audience I've grinded my heart out like there's no there's no more for me to do I'm level 65 or something. I'm done now. That is super high audience. I've grinded my heart out. There's no more for me to do. I've unlocked all of Lightkeeper. Is Lightkeeper cool? Does anything good happen? Does he sell interesting things?

I thought that he sold things. I thought that once you did all of his missions, he unlocked as a trader on your screen with the rest of them, but he doesn't. He unlocks items that are available at the other trader screens While he does appear in the game you go to the map lighthouse and you go out to the titular lighthouse And you meet with him on these brief little Meetings where he assigns you missions like once that's over. That's just kind of over and there's no more use for him that I've found

So it was dumb you do get access to like the three endgame items in Tarkov you get There's a level 4 mask you can wear that doesn't obscure your vision or give you any breathing noises And it covers your whole face with level 4 and then the six six point eight rifle Which is the best rifle in the game and at 25 round magazines are both locked behind A like you request. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm done with dark off. I need a new game. I'm hoping that Skyrim, like I said, is fun with Taylor. It will be playing muscle plan Scrabble.

Got a few wins under my belt now. What? Really? Bots or humans? Bots. I don't play the humans. I genuinely think they're all Korean cheaters on that app. I'll play you. Oh, I'm down anytime.

I've done anytime for some Scrabble. I've been having a great time. I I I have many words. Do I have to beat you in Scrabble in a row until you decide it's gay? You don't want to play. Wow, that actually can answer that. What's the number?

How many times in a row before you say? This isn't this isn't. I feel like I feel like, I feel like you might know the rules of Scrabble, which would put me at a disadvantage. I barely know how to play Scrabble. So- Then we're in the same boat.

But I'm really- It depends how bad the losses- I tend to be good at word games. It depends how bad the losses are. I believe you. If you like stomp me like 300 points to a hundred points or something. I love that.

If my words are like jazz and music and SOS is a word all right oh yeah you know what I'd be saying I'd be like Kyle don't feel bad ox is a great word do you remember that scene remember the scene in Sopranos when Meadow's playing uh Scrabble with her dumbass boyfriend and she she notices for the first time that he's an imbecile but she looks at her words and his words and she's just like looks at him and she's a little disgusted. Yeah, I want to see that. If it's like that, then I'm gonna play two games. If it is and I hit like a gregarious. Yeah, if you're hitting like seven and eight letter words or if you're hitting multi-word combos where like where it does like three words up and down and one long word left to right or something.

If you're doing shit like that, then I'll, I'll lose internet connection real quick. It was, I have not played Scrabble in 15 years easily, but it was one of those games that if it would be busted out at a social gathering back then, I was always in my head like, yes, like I can pretty well. Would it be fun to watch? So normally in the Hangouts we play code words and it's nice because he can play with a group of 25 people. But I would watch two people play Scrabble.

Do you want to see Scum and who's his rival? Scum and Robot? Yeah, play Scrabble. I'd love to see them play. Actually, I don't think a game like Scrabble would be either. They're both very smart. I don't know if Unicorn's still in there. Scum threatened to ban him because he posted a political video in the general chat and I think Robot left.

What? No, he'll be back. He'll be back, baby. I like Robot and I like Scum. Yeah, I like them too. They don't agree politically, though. They do not. Who cares?

They care so much. They got to fucking calm down with it and get along. And yeah, it's kind of in the past now. The funny thing is they're so similar in real life. Like they're they're both like young, successful, like white, white ish guys who like. And honestly, successful, like whiteish guys who like. And honestly, politically, they agree. Yeah, you know, they agree like 80% politically,

but that 20% they don't agree with. Like, I think the robot would probably want to say that January 6 was an attempted insurrection and scum would want to lean more into the there were some old people wandering around a building. They got lost. And like that that butting heads ends up with screams. Is that the only thing there? No, no. It's like things like that, though. I think that would be one of them. I can't think of some of the other stuff. Just Trump in general. I think that that's such a disqualifier for unicorn. Like the January 6 thing is such a disqualifier. Um,

and for, for scum, it's not. And, and so like, and that's a big part of their hatred for one another. When they're joking around with one another, a little riff, really, they're not even joking in the, they're not going hard on each other. You should know they don't care for one another. I don't, is that sincere though? Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, I don't is that sincere though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay I need them to tell me yeah, I don't Really dislike each other. Well, I they do they do I just told you that one of them has left the disk right because the other threat. I'll have to see that if my boy

My robot if my boy robot If my boy, my robot, if my boy robot. I'm telling you it happened. I'm saying if he got to know. I was like, you're a c***. Well, he'll listen to this. And so what I take that as robot is you must've got so blown the f*** out by Scum in whatever argument you had that you had to flee.

Come on, man, pull him back. He, he. Rejoin, rejoin the pool. He posted an Andrew Callahan video of like election day coverage. He was going to all the swing states and interviewing voters in the general chat. And scum said, last warning, I've warned you once, I've told you twice, political chat only.

And he's like, right wing individual censorship efforts are out of control. And he's like, I thought it was general chat. We always post Andrew Callahan videos because we do. I just had posted the Bigfoot one last week and scums like, final warning, you're out of here, mister. He's like, I'll just fucking go. Why do we have to get a shallow in there about the general chat? There's only like 50 of us in there. There's no reason. That's one of my favorite little rivalries in the code names game is when we get a good scum clue leading of the team and we get a good robot

and they're very evenly matched because they're both smart guys, like we said. And it always comes down to whichever one perceives that their guessing team is worse will be like, well, it's fucking over before it even begins. It's over. And it's come down. You know, we're all having fun here. Actually, you guys are not even funnier. You guys are, you know, the two of you are arguing vehemently, but I love that. I love how high stakes those games get. Um, I'll definitely play. I'll send you a link tonight for Scrabble because it's just,

you can go to Scrabble.com and it's like computer or person. And if you do person, it just gives you a link to copy and paste to somebody. It's really neat and quick. No, no pay to win there. I like somebody's pay, somebody is, I swear to God. Like every time I've played a person, I've done it three times.

I've tried to play a human being and they input so quickly that it can't be a person. Like it's because you've got to drag the letters with your fingers and they're like, boom, seven letters. And it's because you've got to drag the letters with your fingers. And they're like, boom, seven letters. And it'll be like, like I said, it'll be that thing where they do three words up and down and one long word left or right. Like, like it's can you preplace your tiles?

Maybe they're just hitting go right away. I don't know how it works. It's just happening so fast. Like, like, like they like I swear to god sometimes I'm like Trying to drag the little into the corner of my screen and it takes a while But they'll just do it instantly and they're so good like it feels like they're like meta good It's like that's what a bot would do. That's like the best word possible I want to call out dirty and Scrabble. I thought you could be I Think Scrabble. I think we'll be closest.

I think you think I destroyed dirty. I don't know. I'm not as good on it. I think dirty's vocabulary is probably like 10th grade level. I think you're understating your own vocabulary. I think you would do fine. Yeah. I don't know. I played him in chess and he smoked me. Smoked me so bad that I'm a little suspicious.

That's a different game though. Like online chess. Like none of us play chess. And so if we play anyone who's even like reasonably competent, we're going to get destroyed because it's not a game. His vocabulary is dog shit though. Like, like, like bad. We have learned that from code names.

His vocab isn't the most far reaching. It would be in the bottom 20 percentile of our like code names group. It's like top, top 20% of retards. I go, well, if I do beat dirty and Scrabble, let's recast him as smart. Yes. We slated heighten on this. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. If I had to bet on that, I think I would put a Titan on this. We'll destroy him in Scrabble. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, if I had to bet on that,

I think I would put my money on Woody. And I would say that even if I didn't think that he's yelling at his computer right now listening to that, getting mad by no no. As he's like passively listening to this while he's playing fucking Plinko for money.

I don't understand that. Like they, they gamble on things that don't seem fun to gamble on. Like, like online slots to me seem lame. I like, I love poker. And I could even get into blackjack, I guess. And even roulette, I guess to some extent it's fun to watch that wheel spin. And when you hit one straight up It's crazy But why I want to play this game that was a little like minesweeper except with minesweeper

There's clues you can figure it out with this You just click five boxes and hope that you don't get any mines that that's how the game is played And if you win or lose alright Well, he clicked them so quickly and And that to me was bonkers, even though I'm the bonkers one. The way I would play this game is I'd look at it slowly. I'd look at which boxes spoke to me, which ones glowed a little different, which is dumb.

But to see him just play quickly, bang, bang, bang, bang. Five is best you could go. Well, because you can quit. You can click three blocks and quit. And that's like 750 profit or something like that. And then four blocks is like $15 profit. And the more blocks and he's going so fast i'm like you've got enough cash out and he's just like bomb all right let's do another one bomb and i'm like dude you throw it away like 12 dollars a pull what are we doing here these what do you think bomb 100 i'm like wait what

yeah right he's not trying to make 12 he's trying trying to make a hundred Yeah, but but he wins, you know one every ten times at the end I I'm glad that it's illegal to do in my state and I haven't bothered to like put that money in there because it's just It's just no good. It can't be good for you It's so easy to get addicted to gambling in the old days. You had to go down to a saloon somewhere You had to show your face, but now you can just pull this little piece of glass out of your pocket and throw your whole life away. It's, I'd respond to losing and gambling like I do being hungover like, Oh my God, the pain's not worth the fun. This is terrible. Like I just $38 in family resources. We could have had cool shit instead

The worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Yes, I didn't have fun and I lost money Playing is to me. I have the same take where I'm like, I don't feel confident enough in any of this and I feel happier Playing a game where money's not on the line I'm not prone to getting addicted to gambling like that. The pain is so much higher than the fun. I want to play code names for money. I want us to find a way to organize into teams of two or three and do a little round robin tournament or something. Maybe there's like three or four teams.

And you know, teammates. Is there a fair way to split that though? You'd want to like kick ball rules. Like everybody can like pair off into their own teams.'m worried that you had money and you had cheating you're asking for a lot of Integrity amongst a bunch of people on discord together That's true. I provided them the mechanism to work together in private at the same time. You put money on the line Yeah, it is an incredibly easy game to cheat Yeah, if you're like a fucking loser who would cheat it, you have to be such a piece of shit.

Like, I'd like to believe that none of our boys would do that. That as well. Oh, yeah. They're the most upstanding group of druggies that I know. Yeah. Druggies don't mean they're cheaters, you know, just like to have a good time. Yes. Yeah. Some of them do high class drugs drugs, cocaine, you know, that's true. But before we do that, we will never know who's any fucking good at code names. I say, because when you pair people with lunatics and fucking button

clickers and imbeciles, it's not fair. God damn it. Oh my God. Like some of those games, I'll be just so angry. So fucking angry. It's so fun. It's part of the show, Kyle, if you don't flip your lid, I haven't got my money's worth. Oh yeah. I'll be so fucking angry.

It's like, why did you do that? I don't know, man. I'm just clicking shit. Fuck you. Fuck you. But better than any five clue I give that gets answered. The most satisfying thing is when I know exactly what words Kyle is going for. And I do that thing where I'm like, oh, well, he clearly means dive and pool, but like clearly crest, like the crest of a wave you guys retarded or like just convince them to go on the wrong thing and Usually if you like lead with two good ones or a good one of like that makes sense that puts everyone on the other team

On defense because they don't want to go along with what the other team says And so you just bamboozle them into picking the wrong thing and I know Kyle's talking to his computer at the time being like you Fucking retards you idiots. He's lying lying to you he's on the other team it's little things though it's little things like when I said golden and nobody thought sunflower it's like come on just just think a little like a little harder it's come on I get I get really mad and and I get I get when my team is bad then I don't I don't get as mad but it's when I've got a good team and then one moron who like clicks when nobody, I don't like the people who click, who click when they should be clicking.

That clicks me off to no fucking end. But no, that's one of my favorite games. It's a great team game, but it's not fair if you don't get to pick your team. I'm wired the opposite of you. Every time my team makes a bad decision, you know, it's like, I said, golden, I guess muffins can be golden. I was going for sunset, but okay. I feel the same way. I'm the clue giver. Like anytime they go in the wrong direction, I'm never like, you fucking idiot. I'm always like, Taylor, you fool. Like, how did you see that avenue that they could have taken?

And then we've got a guy in there. We got a cat boy in there who's like such an odd guy. Like his sense of reality is so much different than the average human beings that the way he plays a word association game is just completely different. It'll never... It won't make any sense at all. I remember he gave the clue elemental and

Copper was on the board. So you think fucking coppers an element? Copper was the black word. It's an instant loss And I lost the game for my team because I was so positive that you wouldn't say elemental unless you meant the element He meant magic. He went magic because of elemental magical powers. Dude, I remember that you kept saying that he and Dirty were on the save wavelength. Dirty was so insulted that Kyle was inspired to say it again and again. All day long. Rev will fire off a clue that no one gets and follow it up in the chat as clue giver like, check me out dressed like a fairy

princess. Oh I love that. I like bringing that out of him. Yeah, Rev likes to dress up like a cowboy or a princess or what have you. You got changed last for us last time right? Taylor gets really uncomfortable by that sort of thing. We used to have a dude that would take baths. I think I told him as I was like knock it off Yeah, I'm like post more come on We used to have a guy that had four testicles and he would take like baths and showers for us on camera It was super weird like he'd stream his whole bubble bath like like I said the yeah. Yeah At first he'd get in fully clothed Which honestly is weirder than watching a grown man taking a naked bath on discord

You haven't seen weird and so you've seen a guy in a polo shirt Just sit down in a bubble bath dude on discord and then act like it's normal. It was bizarre Maybe I blocked it out. So so hey if you listen to this and you're fucking weird, you know There's a good place to hang out Come hang out. We got cat boys. We got people that mutilate themselves. Made that one guy shot a swastika into his chest

with an airsoft gun. I don't know who told him to do that. No one told him to do that. I can't imagine. Yeah, I don't know who would have told him to do such a thing. We have a good time in there. Yeah, we do. You guys ready to wrap?

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