Painkiller Already - PKA 732 W/ Harley: The Biggest Loophole You Dont Know

Episode Date: December 28, 2024

PKA 732. Our guest will be Harley Morinstein. He's late. Taylor? That's okay. This episode is brought to you by our wonderful merchandise and Lock and Load. You can find those links below. Check it out. The Christmas season. Did you guys enjoy your Christmases? More asking Woody. Me? Okay. Yeah, because Miles, Grinch mode. Dude dude our Christmas turned out dope I so a lot of people want to know about the the one gift for Collins friend that I didn't tell you most of you what It was we didn't give that to him yet. We haven't seen him. It's as we recorded this. It's the day after Christmas car I've seen it's a Lego set. So I Think it was like oh shit. So I hope he doesn't see this. Don't tell him if you see this.

All right. Please. He won't come out until afterward. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, probably. I was hoping he'd see it, think it was a car, and then you'd get the Legos and be like, ah. He's got a car.

I was thinking it was not a car. Not even a Lego car. He and his family were in the Home Alone. This is their Christmas movie. This is their tradition. We've seen him in Home Alone clothing, all that cool stuff. There's a discontinued Lego set Also, he likes Lego stuff might not be your cup of tea

but nowadays they're like models that people put together and and it's one of the bigger more awesome Lego sets they've ever made and He's just getting started in life. He'd never be able to buy it for himself. So that's what we got him But that wasn't really like a question real quick. Yeah, so it's so I'm sure it's the big Home Alone Mansion Does it come with like any of the characters like because what I would want to do is I would want to have the mansion built with like the front door a jar I'm like Kevin's at the top of the stairs and like the paint cans are dangling and Marv's onion on the ground and Harry's crawling Like I'd want to do a whole like yeah yeah, of course it comes with Lego characters. I don't know. Yeah. It looks like the whole family's here. I'm looking at it.

Even that scary guy with the shovel who like assaults the robbers. He's the savior. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Saved him from the Rob. What a, what a. Still scary. What a non charitable way to interpret that guy who assaults the robbers. You know, Joe Pesci actually bit his finger in that scene? There's a scene where Kevin McAllister has his fun, for those of you who haven't seen the movie. But then Joe Pesci and his associate grab Kevin McAllister, they catch him,

got him pinned up against a door, like hanging him like a coat. And Joe Pesci's like, I'm gonna bite these little fingers off one by one. And he starts biting his fingers. And I saw McCauley Culkin on a talk show and he's like, he bit my fingers. He's like, look, it bled. There's still a scar there where Joe Pesci bit me when I was a child. Yeah, that's method. He's committed. Yeah, you're lucky you didn't take the finger. So that's what we got, Colin's friend.

Hope's boyfriend. I got, alright, so I got Colin a quest. The quest three, the one without the S strike. I think that's the good one to get. Total flop. So far no one has worn it. Like no one gives a fuck about this. What is it? Is that AR? Yeah, it's a VR AR like

gaming system and it came with Batman. I downloaded to install Batman and no one has any interest in it because I got outdone by Hope's boyfriend. Yeah, he came over with an offer that really the big thing is time. He's like, I want to play Marvel rivals with Colin. Marvel Rive was the hot new like Overwatch type shooter. And we set him up. Colin had a 1070 and it like wasn't giving us the graphics that he needed, but I had a 1080 laying around.

So boyfriend to the rescue, he comes, he disassembles the computer, puts the 1080 in, updates the drivers and stuff. And it's like, dope, that was really nice of you. And he asked, he wantedassembles the computer, puts the 1080 in, updates the drivers and stuff, and it's like, dope, that was really nice of you. And he asked, he wanted to get woodworking tools, and so I picked him out a nice router set, this Bosch thing with a plunge router and a fixed base.

I got him the best one, and he's like, oh, thanks, yeah, yeah, I'll have to get this going, and it's like, all right. So the present was like fine, but not like a whopper or anything. And him playing Marvel with Colin and giving him these like starting lessons and videos to watch Colin is Dove head deep into this thing or head first and he's like watching videos studying practicing He wants to be part of the team hopes boyfriend is really good at games He was like on the top collegiate CS go team two of the guys went pro from his team

He he's top 5% in Marvel Rivals. Like I'm not saying he's a pro gamer, but he's like, you know, he'd be amongst the better people that we know. And he's gonna carry Colin and they're gonna get wins and stuff. So that's all cool. But the thing is, I don't know, they were talking and such

and he was installing Colin's new GPU. And I happened to have a 4080 laying around the house that I'm not using. And I'm like, how big is your case? And he's like, oh, I've got the big ITX, whatever. And hope is like, you could fit Colin's computer inside his computer, like in the free cavern in there. And I'm like, how big is your power supply?

And he's like, that's a thousand or 1200 or something, like big enough. And I'm like, yeah, you should take this 4080. I'm not using it. Dude, superseded all other gifts. He was so excited. He was the guy who needed this thing and I wasn't using it.

He held it like a baby. Like he cradled it like this gentle thing. He's like, it's so much bigger than I thought it was going to be. And then like he needed to take it home. He's like, do we have backing material for it? And I did I had like, we have so many freaking bongs. I have a stack of bongs waist high over here. So I grabbed some of that bubble wrap and we put it on the 4080 and I wish I could put into words what a bit he's like I wasn't expecting anything like this. He was very

receptive of his presence so then he put the 4080 in his and then Hope's graphics card was getting longer the tooth and she got his what I think was a 2080 and that was probably the biggest win of Christmas. Oh 2080 is such a monumental leap forward because the 2080 wasn't great. Like that wasn't a good generation Not a big upgrade from the 1080 the 1080 TI is like the goat That's like the workhorse of of date of days gone by like I know people still have 1080 TI's and play modern games Yeah, that card was was great Yeah, that's a big step forward for him. What a nice guy what he is Leave the mirth and the holiday spirit

Generosity stop it. So no he was he couldn't have received it any better It made me feel good. Like it was it was a Merry Christmas Nice, and they're playing me. They put just before this show started Colin and Britain were playing games together. That's great. That's great Yeah, I'm sorry. You didn't like the quest. I love the quest. Oh I Really? I beat him a lot of fun with it for sure. I beat the shit out of all the Batman was fun It's quick games hours. I like all the beat saber stuff. I like all the the bow shooting stuff I haven't fucked around with the tarkov clone, but i'm going to I played it on my old vibe

But I haven't played it on the new quest, but i've got pistols for my quest Uh, you'd like pop the controllers into a like a nintendo blaster. So it's a better like form factor Um, and i'm gonna get a rifle too if I do the thing, because then you're like, you know, you're. Yeah, the great probably would have been a hit. I just got out and gifted by. Oh, yeah. Big time. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, we can do a free to play game together. And everyone's like, fuck your quest. Let's talk about Marvel rivals with the guy.

Merry Christmas, Harley. Someone's a party. That he said, I'm down. Yeah Yeah. He's handing out free stuff. Yeah. Free shower. Free showers this way. Harley, come on. Bob rebounds. I know. Why are you so late? You know what? Couple things. Actually, number one, fuck you guys.

Oh, oh, wait. Is that the way we're going? No, you were early you were early and you know what I was like he did that to fuck with me Not even to be nice like he wanted Jamie they're just a tap he wanted to be tapping his foot Yeah, what anybody late for your podcast when I came into my podcast He was standing in the back of his room with wanted to be tapping his foot. Yeah. When I late for your podcast, when I came into my podcast, he was standing in the back of his room with his arms crossed, tapping his foot. With his dick out and his own mouth. That sounds like we all followed suit. No, guys. Merry Christmas, by the way. Merry Christmas to all.

Yeah. You know what? I'll be honest fucking back in the day when I was when I was a Jew, I used to I was the only Jewish kid in my class, full classroom and Christmas was was really sick. But I felt like competitive about it, you know, I was always like, yeah, but Hanukkah eight days and all that. And deep down, I know like Jews don't really aren't even big about Hanukkah like Christmas. Just trying to compete being like, oh, eight days, all that. These days, I remember there was like a time

where it was like, oh my God, there's a war on Christmas. And there was all this shit going on. These days, I love like 1994 so much that I'm like, yo, Merry Christmas. No dude, it's December 24th. Hanukkah also starts for like the first time in like 4,000 years on Christmas. It's December 24th. Hanukkah also starts for like the first time in like 4000 years on Christmas. It's not the Hanukkah day one is not competing with just Christmas. It's Merry Christmas.

I love a good Merry Christmas. This is like, listen, I spent I spent 10 days down in Florida. Christmas decorations everywhere. You got fucking crack like crack heads. I would. All right. Fentanyl dudes just being like, man, Christmas in my face. I always think I'm one of them. When they see the way I move my body and how I walk,

they always think I'm one of them. They're always like, yeah, they thought they saw me yesterday or something. You know, in the pit. Harley, in the way is Hanukkah. Like, I know it's not the same. I think, you know, I think. Can you like, I think it's day one now. But like usually when is Hanukkah? Like, I know it's not the same. I think, you know, I think, can you like, I think it's day one now. But like usually when is Hanukkah, like, does it often fall in front of it, behind it? Remind me. It's been like, I swear, it's been like a month before sometimes.

Where it's been like November 2nd, Hanukkah. Yeah, I don't know. I know it's the year like five thousand seven hundred and eighty, eighty nine or something right now. Yeah. But I don't know if I know it's the year like 5789 or something right now. Yeah. But I don't know if it's the fucking. It's not one of the big deal Jew holidays. It's like a minor leaguer holiday for them, but it happens during Christmas. And so they're like, well, everybody else is having a big. Like stocks are low. Kids are fucking eating this Jesus shit up.

We got to do something. But I have to get in there like presence. Yeah, presence. All right. All right. Carly, let me ask you this, because I keep hearing that Hanukkah is not a major Jewish holiday. And I know that if you're a rabbi, that might be your belief system. But if I ask you amongst the Jewish holidays, which ones get the bulk of Jewish people's like enthusiasm and attention? Isn't

Hanukkah like number one or way up there? Is enthusiasm and attention don't line up the same? When I grew up, I grew up with a lot of people that weren't that Jewish. There was a lot of attention on Yom Kippur, but you're not that enthusiastic about it. The strongest, hardest hitting Jewish holidays are always like, look how much this sucked. And she should have. We're going to today. We we're going to be sad about a temple that was destroyed. This is ridiculous.

You guys celebrate Hitler Day to close. I mean, maybe they have that. What is it? Israel Independence Day. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But I still feel like I didn't get the answer I was targeting. Like Hanukkah. I love way up there in terms of me, me terms like culturally, if you're asking me, my best holiday memories are

absolutely Hanukkah because it was it was like, we have a Hanukkah bush in my house. It's like, literally looks like a Christmas tree. Kids love Christmas trees, right? I loved Christmas trees. You loved Christmas lights, all that. We had like shit, like, like, like you'll spin a dreidel cause it's Hanukkah and you're like, hell yeah, dude. Yeah. So I grew up in New Jersey where Jewish people

had a heavy cultural influence. And you know, a bunch of the houses had like white and blue lights and you kind of suspect they're likely to do that. You kind of suspect that they were the phrase. No, I'm just now making the connection. I never, I never thought about the blue light thing. I thought it was just a different slap in the face to my holiday. Murth, you know, I don't, I don't like it.

I don't really, on our toes, on our Christmas. You know, my neighbor't like it. I don't really. Stepping on our toes on our Christmas. You know, my neighbor did that last year, too. You know what I did? What went hung some red lights up there to America, baby. America. Oh, OK. Get out of here. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So you're missing a very important color.

So actually, I bet the reason that I was over here, I helped you out. Is there another answer this? You said Hanukkah is the biggest deal for you? But is there another presence holiday? Because if there's not another presence Jewish holiday, then of course Hanukkah is the biggest deal for a kid. What if I told you There's a holiday where you dress up Because when you're a kid dressing up hits almost as hard as presence does not in the long run, but in that instant, in that instant gratification, like Halloween holds a candle to Christmas. Let's not lie here.

No, a very dim candle. Christmas was the jam. Absolutely. Like, like, like Red Bull. So we're all from that same era. Do you remember from the same era? I remember we do remember the Toys R Us catalog that paperback Toys R Us catalog. My parents would get two of those and bring them home and they'd give them to me and my sister we'd go through that bitch with a marker and i knew my christmas was

usually like 1200 or something like that so i would pick out 1200 with a shit and then that would be christmas that you had an amount of money in your head as a child yeah as you're picking stuff yeah i know it's not healthy. I was raised by the southern Jews, southern Jews, the Jesuits. Yes. No, I always. Yeah, I had like a budget because you don't want to be like, get me a snowmobile. And they're like, that's a grand guy.

Are you doing you blowing the. I never had a fucking clue. And every time they nailed it, I was like, when did I reveal this to them? Meanwhile, I'm like walking around in like a T-Rex outfit and I'm like dinosaurs. How do you? The commercial comes on. Mom and dad have done it again. A commercial comes on TV or like holding your dick and standing in front of the TV,

pointing at it like practically they're like, oh yeah, he should. We should get a map for Christmas. Now we get the catalog out. We knew exactly. And but then like after that, I would usually get like vehicles, ATVs, sports equipment or guns. Like I would pick something that would last forever. And my sister would pick things that were made of plastic

and would last for a month. And I just remember every single year, this happened on repeat, February, she'd be like, why does he have this thing? And they'd be like, you had things to where are they? They all broke and fell apart and you used all the little bits and bobs. You made all the muffin mix and it's gone now. And he had a lot of pride that a lot of you were good at choosing gifts.

She sucked at choosing gifts. Absolutely. I always wanted a vehicle. I was terrible at choosing gifts, man. I was bad at it. I like I like if you handed me that, I wish I was the type of kid that would be down to circle what I wanted. But if you gave me that, I'd be like, Oh, this is a book. I don't care. I don't want to look at it. Look at toys in that. Oh, dude, it was a toy. It was a catalog of toys. I love that book. By the time Christmas came around, it was so dog eared from from and like you could so many pages had been. I wish I was that kid and

you know what I did that you know what I got that I got that when I grew up when I was about like 12 years old then that started to hit for me with the the Columbia CDs. I used to look at those and I wanted all the CDs. It was like Columbia House CDs. It was a pet. Like this is like 1998.

97, 98. You're almost ready to steal all those CDs. Just give it a year. I know it had to be 96, probably 96, yeah. 96. LimeWire and shit like that came around cuz ah It was like you paid 45 cents and you could choose 20 CDs But then they're like then we're gonna make you pay for all the CDs every month

No, I genuinely never bought music in my I think I bought like three CDs in my entire life I got a couple of them bad. They're you're good at buying stuff and those were bad Purchases I like them and them and weird out Yankovic. That was my music taste as a kid. By music back in the day was hard. Because like you might be into a band or like a song. So then you buy their album. And I never realized like I didn't know the rest of the album. So

this thing comes with like 12 songs on it turns out I like one or two of them. I really like one and I try to tell myself I like two more. And now it's not like that. Now you just get what you want. Did you guys ever get bold with the circling of things? Where sometimes you'd like get most of a page in one circle where you'd be like seven years old

and you'd like flip to the dinosaur, the power ranger, the action figure page of the catalog. And it'd be like, can't miss with any of these, like almost outlining the entire thing. I just, I circled so much that it was still a surprise to me as a young kid. Cause I knew I wasn't gonna get everything I was circling, but all of it was good.

I can remember this one year, I wanted a stereo and I picked out a stereo that I wanted. It had a record player and a radio and like two speakers that were like two feet tall. And I wanted it so bad. I used to look at the catalog every day and every day I'd tell my mom that I wanted this thing. I didn't want there to be any confusion

as to what this was about. And when I finally got it, I was disappointed. Like it wasn't as good as I thought it was. But you know, it was exactly what you wanted. Yeah, I tried to tell her that that wasn't the one I actually wanted. Oh. And she grabs the catalog and she brings it to me.

And the picture had been worn out. I pointed at it so often. Oh my gosh, you pointed a pinch in the picture. Yeah, the picture. It was all faded and rubbed together and ruined. And I was like, oh, yeah, you're probably right. Yeah. Wait, hold on.

How many times did you go there? Hey, hey, wake up. Look. Look. Look. This one. I must have been such an annoying autistic child, like, give me this.

I was going to ask. Because how old were you? 16. I was only eight. Okay, I see that's very reasonable. You never know. Sometimes you'd be like 27, man. I'll be honest.

You know what? You were saying it like you must've been such an annoying autistic child. No, dude, I was straight up retarded. I was big, strong, retarded about it. Yeah, it was. Like I didn't have the book. I didn't have the image. You know, I just knew what I wanted

in like hope that I would get it. And I think my parents did PsyOps. Like I think they would talk like my, I always got oftentimes, cause what I would do is I would, we would do Hanukkah, but my big gifts, believe it or not, came on Christmas.

Cause I celebrated Christmas every single year with Lynch. You guys know Lynch. You guys know Lynch. That's so crazy. The guy on the podcast, my cousin. I would go to Vancouver and I would celebrate Christmas with him and those were the big presents. And oftentimes the presence there, he got the same one. So our parents were doing some shit where they're looking at our ICQ messages or something like that, because we both get one free. Yeah, both get a snowboard.

We both like I remember like we both got your animals. One of my favorite gifts ever was a Nike tracksuit. I think about that time I was like in such a between time of my life, like it went from the sixth grade to the seventh grade. So now I'm in high school in grade seven to 11. I got a Nike tracksuit and was like, my life is about to fucking change.

Like I put so much into this, it was just like, kind of gay even now that I think about it. It was like green, white and blue. The colors like I've tried to look like. What had you seen that made you think that was like a really cool look? Like an NBA player running out onto the court in a commercial or something, like not even in a,

like it was just, it was a tracksuit. It was so sick. Like I could dance in this. Like when I put it on, I was the sickest guy. But then the rest of like, you know what? It was actually years later. I was like, you know what? I should have just kept it real and got that one. I would have been ahead of the game, but no, it was like a zany Nike one. It was like crazy, but it was sick. But it's something that like female gym teacher wears now.

You know, which is kind of cool again. Up until I was 12, any kind of clothes was like a loss of a present. Where I would like, if I'm like 10 and I'm opening presents and it's like socks or a shirt or a tracksuit, I'm like, thanks, thank you so much. Like thanking and everything. Cause I wasn't still, you know,

you better be fucking grateful. But like, I was just like no No, no, that's like getting touched as a kid that's so awful. I'm sorry Socks now we know Parents they want to fuck with they got him the wrong thing imagine imagine Kyle in front of the tree the fury in his eye Yeah sometimes I like so like, do you know, you know those thoughts you have of like,

like you'll just have a thought when you're cooking something in your kitchen, you're like, I could burn my entire house down and be on the news. Like if I, I could intentionally burn my whole house down, like thoughts like that. I'll think about like sitting opening presents as like a man in his thirties now

and like being overtly pouty 20 like, like being a real shit head, like, oh, thanks. I guess and I would never do that because it'd be mortifying, but that's a very funny thing to imagine. Like an ingrate, 33 year old shit head who's mad. Do you guys have a like Christmas present hit home? really was your home run lifetime best Grand Slam? Absolutely. What is it? it was

in the Fourth grade a small like 18 inch television and a Sega Genesis Okay, and so you get eight days the deal is eight days like 18 inch television and a Sega Genesis. And so you get eight days. The deal is eight days. And like I said, I was straight up fucking retarded, bro. Like I was like, it has to be eight days for a month.

Like my parents, they had to hide the presents elsewhere because I'm like, they can't hide it up on a shelf. Like I'm taller than my parents. I'm like nine years old. And I'm like they can't hide it up on a shelf like I'm taller than my parents and I'm stupid I like I'm like pulling their pulling their clothes out of their closet and stuff I found the presence every single year all the time that I would sit there she's slick about it no I wasn't a slick kid I thought I was I was lying about it trying trying to, being like, I don't know why I did that. Maybe the cleaning lady did that. But when I got that present, it was eight days, and my parents were very fucking clear.

They're like, it's only two presents. It's only two presents. You want it the first day, you can get them both the first day. And I was like, yes, better be good, good. Blah blah blah a TV and a Sega Genesis It's fucking fire. Like I I have huge issues sleeping today because that gift was so What year was that the Sega Genesis that you got it 94 I want to go around the table. Who else is a grand slam?

I want to go around the table who else has a grand slam I can think of one like I feel like I got a I got a like strong double one year I got and that thought of Vice City and it was a big deal because I was like I Didn't think they would get me that game because it's a game about like beating whores to death and stuff And I don't remember what year it was but I was I get your mind back. I might have been 14 I don't remember when it came out, but but I was I was pretty young. I w and I was just like, yeah, this is perfect. This is exactly what I want to do all day is kill whores and steal cars. Thank you so much. Like, like, like this, I, I really appreciated vice city. It was like, I don't remember how,

I don't know how they knew I wanted that either. I think that was part of it that That it was like all the news. It was really bad. I think they just went out. It's going to eat that shit up. Yeah. You know, you always like see that meme of a parent who goes out with no information and tries to get a good video game for their kid. And they get some and they get some piece of shit.

You get called to get them on a warfare. And it's like, it's like, dude, that's the one from 15 years ago, though. Remember Lee Carvalho's putting challenge from pencil and scorecard? Yeah, pencil and scorecard included. He wanted a bone death or whatever. I can say that. But I know that you're like, I don't know.

I don't know how my parents knew that they like walking by your room and you're like there with a pillow and you're like, I don't know. I don't know how my parents knew that they like walking by your room and you're like there with a pillow and you're like, suck this dick bitch. So fucking dick bitch. I wasn't getting my money back. I wasn't raping upholstery in my room at 14. Jesus. He gave him some sign. They say they need that shit out there like they're like, our kid fucking loves killing whores.

I got an N64 in the mid 90s, but younger than you guys. But I remember the only console we had before that was some like bullshit old Sega. And the only game we had on that that worked right was like a motorcycle racing game, but it was single player. And so it was like how long you could survive on the road until like a pixelated car knocked you off or like an antelope ran it because like how long you could survive on the road until like a pixelated car knocked you off or like an antelope ran it because like a desert surrounding.

And it's not that part of the game that you know, and ever figured out how to get past where the whole road is broken. And it's like some weird answer. Like I had an older cousin and I had in my head when we played, I'm like, I just haven't gotten to the next part of the game yet. But then he played it and survived long enough that it was like, there's no next part to this game. It's just there wasn't even a score. No, before YouTube, you would have no idea. And the people who found out couldn't share that information beyond their nerdy friends, their little friend group or whatever. So there was no guy. Those old games

was a good buy magazines about the game at the store. Yeah, I got those for Pekinmon. There was a number of Nintendo with experts. Did you know that? Nintendo had this number on the back and they had a Nintendo expert. You had to take a whole. This show is expensive. We actually had somebody on the show, I remember, who was a Nintendo expert.

And you had to pass a test. Wolf Paypal. To become the Nintendo expert. I don't know who it was. Guess who it was. Somebody who was. I remember going from that square horrible weird controller and then opening up the N64 and like having this thought of like the future is now like this is like a space age technology

look at the controller look at all the prongs and the buttons and it has a shape that you're meant to grab. When I got my second Saturn I thought that cleaning the disc extra would make the game look better. So I'd be like huffing on them and like polishing the CD up, scratching the shit out of it. If pothead like, oh, it looks better now. That's crisp. He got me a new controller for Christmas this year, right?

Yesterday, I got a new controller and I was so excited about it. I asked her for it. She asked me what to get and stuff. So I gave her a link. Getting gifts as a dad is a different experience. Here's a link on Amazon. Anyway, the gap between what I hoped it would do for me and what it's done for me so far is

I am suppressing my gamer rage it this is the controller it's the Razer Wolf pack three or something I forget Wolverine three pro it's their good you play it has four buttons on the back like that and these little switches here control how much the trigger moves see that's full swing and then here it oops it just moves a little bit yeah it's good no it's good for quick trigger pulls like if you have a pistol in a game you want the short pull or an elden ring you have to carry an elden ring there's a very careful like you take your short and you swing it across and the timing is really tough and when you have a long trigger pull,

like where in that trigger pull is the binary like time to go thing? It makes it a little hard at the time because it's squishy and it's long. So I was like, this thing is gonna be dope. Now I have four switches on the back. I'm always there. No more taking my thumbs off these sticks.

I'm ready to go. I played like 60 seconds yesterday. Got, I was like, all right, it works. I'm gonna be fine, whatever. I live stream today and I am the worst me thus far. I am, I fucking suck. I'm trying to jump. I'm rolling.

The buttons have all shifted. This gap, like from here to the top has moved like by about as you went. But you went from a PS5 controller? No it was probably an Xbox controller an old school scuf controller that I had from like 10 years ago and this is the new Xbox whatever they're called now one official like this is the modern controller and uh man the buttons move the buttons the back, everything's different by a little bit. And I'm embarrassing myself in front of hundreds of people not playing as well as I'd like to.

And I'm sure they don't share these feelings, but I do. And I'll- Only people came into my stream every time actually, and only spoke about how your back is streaming and it's really sick and they're so hyped about it. And I'm supposed to tell Tyler, Tyler, that's if you guys had, if you guys molded into one person. Tile.

And they want Taylor to stream. Yeah, they came in and they said, but I like Taylor more. Would you tell him to start? And I'm like, do you not see how kind of rude that is. They do that to me with Woody. What? Nobody. They come in there like, yeah, no, they do. They love you. They actually so happy that you're streaming there. You guys have such an existing bunch of people on Twitch that like, uh, like I feel like that's who makes up a lot of my stream viewership. Yeah. So if you guys held divers too, and I've been all over it, it's so fucking, it's great.

What kind of hell diver are you? My chat's been really nice. I want to just get that out there. They're super, I mean, there's always a few, but it's, you have to be warped in the head to not realize it's 99 and a half percent nice. Yeah. They've been, they've been cool. But did you guys do any, uh, I wish I was doing better. Yes, that's right. Did you guys do any like heavy overeating? Uh, I had potatoes with gravy. So yeah, what do you had seven almonds before bed? 11 almonds before bed. And you said you like skipped dinner on Christmas. Despicable.

Yeah, I didn't do a Christmas dinner. Just despicable. I'm pretty sure I ordered a chicken. Oh, you had a Jewish Christmas. Hell yeah. Me too. I ate Chinese food also. It was great.

It was very salty. Salt and pepper shrimp. We had a giant seafood boil at my grandma's house on the evening of the 23rd. I ate crab legs until like my hands were sore. I was absolutely feasting. And I've said this before, but like the speed that like you have to take a shit after eating that amount of crap. It's astounding. Like, you know, like you, you know, when you eat asparagus, you pee 30 minutes later and it's like, how is it already in my pee? How did it go so rapidly? Yeah. Same with the crab leg, not as extreme, but yeah. And then the next day- I think the crab legs are triggering your body to evacuate whatever's already in there because, and like this bothers me, first of all, I see people talk about Taco Bell, like, oh, it's diarrhea. And it's like, what's wrong with your digestive system that you can't process Taco Bell? First of all, like,

let's get that checked out. Like, like, no, not instant diarrhea. You weirdo. You're sick. You're literally ill. It's true. People said they're like, well, I'll be at the airport. I'm like, I didn't get a tacos. But then you're going to be on the plane. I'm like, okay, tacos don't make me like just have diarrhea. I don't get that either. I have an iron stomach and so I can eat whatever I want. And I think that's also just like, so that's just like,

that's just some shit. You know, that's some, that's some thing. I think that's people got their asses beat by spice back in the day. We're different out of here that we're fucking on that. We're raised on that one chip challenge, bro. I had a shit ton of crab, a bunch of andouille sausage. Obviously, there's a bunch of andouille sausage in the fucking boil. That's what it is. And then there's potatoes and corn and all that.

I just like the potatoes and corn. Insanity. Just it's evil. Well, you know, sometimes I go to seafood boils. I did actually this month I went to seafood boil and I kept it very, I wanted my work to be little. So I was like, yeah, just sausage and calamari. I don't want to peel any.

I didn't even get any of this stuff. You know what? If we ate crab. And I was just like canned in there like it was popcorn, like, just sausage and calamari. I don't want to peel any, I didn't even get any of this stuff. You know what, if we ate crab. I was just like, hand in there like it was popcorn, like pulling it out and eating it. Dude, if we ate crab next to each other, I'm like a crab ambassador. Like I looked over at my girlfriend

and she's not an experienced crab-a-sewer. And so like I'm on her behalf getting perfect breaks, not even paying attention. That's just how I do. And you're like, you're not even telling her, like, oh, look at that, look at that. Yeah. Then I eat it in front of her. No, I'm giving her the good bits also, but not all the good bits. I'm not ridiculous. But then I had like, like four pieces of chocolate sheet cake. My grandma made

homemade chocolate sheet cake and she made homemade fudge. It's just a big sheet cake. That's chocolate cake. Yeah, sheet cake. It was delicious. And then I had a quart of whole milk. And then I ate more of whole milk. What do you mean a quart? How did you measure out a quart? Because it came in a quart bottle idiot. You took your own bottle of what kind of feast is this? This is outrageous. No, these were just random things I was doing later in the evening. Like I was hungry. I want to know traditional Taylor Christmas Eve dinner. It's Christmas Eve. Come on. I bet your grandma spends $10,000 a year on food. I wouldn't be surprised. She makes a ton of it. Yeah, but I know it was a court

because I'm on a five day streak right now. I'm drinking a quart of full milk every day because I have a bunch of them. And it's just, it's so good. It's fantastic. Kyle's out. Kyle, you are grinched up and I'm jolly maxing. And it makes you furious.

And you hate it. And you absolutely hate it. He's literally turning into Santa Claus. You're talking about cookies and milk over there. You're like, yeah, I want a milk a day. But no, because I am curious about the milk though. Guess what I'm hitting? I smoothed the shows over while playing AOE 2.

Another quart of milk. No, no, no. No, but I'm curious about the milk. You got cookies for that milk? It could be a cookie or two. Who's to say? You got Christmas cookies? you got gingerbread man, what are you rocking?

Little bits, little bit of fudge, little bit of brownies. Fudge? Fudge isn't a cookie, that's a confectionary. Do you know what's bad is in fudge? It's fat. Fudge got me this year. It's chocolate flavored. I had way more fudge this year.

Yeah. Actually I'm looking at my cheeks now, my cheeks are way, I'm looking at this, I'm like this is from fudge. Yeah. My face looked different looking at my cheeks now. My cheeks are way. I'm looking at this. I'm like, this is from fudge. Yeah, it's like different on in all seriousness. This has got to end because like I've I'm drinking 650 calories a day. The milk is crazy. You know what would happen?

I was driving around the other day like doing errands and I went to the cow. I went to a gas station and I was going to get an energy drink and I saw like the milk section and I always wondered who the fuck is buying milk at a gas station by the court. This guy. I was driving around doing errands and I'm like, I feel rejuvenated. I feel energized. I feel, I feel good. I'm like a man who just downed 600 creamy calories An anchorman drinking the heart of milk that paper carton of milk they don't even make anymore I drink a paper carton of milk last night But wait, I see you said the milk and everything else you're saying I was like, oh, yeah

Well, I was like get in preach dude. They don't know what to get in. Preach, dude, back in your life. Sweet fucking the sausages. Well, like metal. Then you're like, like this. It's already passed a quart of whole milk. You're a woman. It'd be a geriatric pregnancy at this point. Oh, dear.

I would have kept the milk. I would have kept the milk secret. I wouldn't have brought that part up. I would have said everything. I was like, oh, they don't need to know about the milk. OK, it's the same. I'm doing this. And if I'm doing this brought that part up. I would have said everything. I was like, they don't need to know about the milk. It's the seat. If I'm doing this, and if I'm doing this in March, fine. We've got to, you've got to, you're giving yourself 70 day buffer of a day. How many gallons is that? That's February. No, no, no. You keep

going until Easter. That's Jolly Maxing. You talk about the 28 gallons of it. Who the only one who fucking gets it? I'm Jolly Maxing. And that's just part of drinking a bunch of milk. That's part of it. So when you brought your girlfriend to your grandparents' house. Yeah. Yeah. It was we played Secret Hitler because you need six to play that.

That's a super fun game. And it was me and my brothers and all of our wives and girlfriends and played that a bunch. Also over eight while playing that. It was great. Had a whole prime rib the next day. I didn't eat the whole primary, but I had a couple. Anyone knew this holiday or had she met everyone? No, it met everybody many times. Yeah. It's a, that side of my family. It's only my grandparents and then me and my brothers. And so it's, get it out there. Oh, my bad. I forgot. I forgot.

Was she like, what do I know? Other Woody. Yeah, it was a way. What's she like? What do I wear? She like, what do I wear? No, she she brought one nice outfit because she's like, I know we're going to take Christmas pictures and everything. And like, I didn't even bring jeans. I was just sweatpants, t-shirts. Like I looked like I'd just been let out of prison.

I was in sweatpants and like a Tom and Jerry shirt that I think I had. You took the pictures in that? No, no, I I actually opened a couple of presents of clothes. I was really banking on those clothes and then pop those on. Looked OK. My man brought all elastic waistbands because he knew he was going to single-handedly kill a gallon of milk before he came home. That's true. I did. I did. My grandma had a half gallon of milk in one of those glass bottles. Absolutely. I did learn this and I don't want to kill anyone's vibe and in fact I too have been jolly maxing a little bit myself.

I too have been, I've been jolly maxing a little bit myself. I have, I've been seriously festive pill this year. And what I really noticed a couple of years back is you could, really you could fuck up your whole year if you jolly max hard enough. In that one period of time from like, if you kick it from like Thanksgiving all the way to Christmas and you really mean it, yeah, you could fuck up the whole year. What do you mean?

Yeah. Like you just got a lot of work to bounce back. Like you got to have like, you're going to really have like, yeah, you could really, really put that work in there in that time. Cause you're like, you're inside the video games are fucking fire. Thanksgiving's great. You can, you're like, Oh, it's Christmas pretty much in two weeks. So it's pretty much Christmas now. Family's in town. I'm going to go do all the things. Movies come out. So you have dinner and then go to the movies and you're like,

I'm not going to get popcorn or the movies. You know, there's so many rooms for fuckups in that two month period. Yeah. And, uh, and. And I do always like, I always try and leave room to jolly max a little bit. Even if I'm jolly midding, like I gotta, and I'll tell you my mid is very jolly right now. My man, I'm not a bit of a jolly mid. Not a bit, I'm jolly as hell.

You know what I had for breakfast today? My sister made like this French toast fucking thing. It was just tons of challah bread and egg and this whole vanilla thing. And it's basically a cake. It was a tall ass French toast cake. It's a casual fucking epic meal she made. And she brought it to my house and left it there.

And it's enough for eight people for four days. Jesus. Or apparently me for two, just whenever I want to like take fucking syrup and put it on it and like a spoon and like, it's also like you have this thing you're like, Oh, cool cake. I'm going to dump liquid sugar all over it. All like a real maple syrup all over like just demolish it. Is that something that's a big deal to you as a Canadian real maple syrup? Like would you, if I offered you Vermont maple,

would you even like? Oh, for sure, Vermont maple's fire. You know what it is? I'll say this, and this is the American version of that. If somebody offers me Hunt's ketchup, like I'm not gonna say anything because I'm not a psychopath, but I'm gonna think something.

I'll definitely say something. Yeah, use some highers. Oh, for sure, for sure. I know I wouldn't turn it down, but I'd be like something. I'll definitely say something. Yeah, you will. Use some hinds. For sure, I know I wouldn't turn it down, but I'd be like, whoa, okay. You know what McDonald's did, right? Who's this guy? They made their own ketchup a couple years ago,

and it's so much like Heinz and so good that nobody noticed. Yeah, they must have some sort of deal. They must have- No, they made their own shit. They must have been synthesizing that shit backwards since the day they had their Heinz. Or they're paying to private label it. Ketchup dude, you cannot fuck with ketchup. Heinz won't do that. Heinz is so serious about... So one thing that restaurants were doing, they were taking Heinz bottles and filling

them with hunts because it's cheaper or whatever, you know, but everybody wants Heinz. So Heinz has made their bottle the exact color of their tomato ketchup. So if you put a different ketchup in there, the bottle doesn't look right. That's a lot of trouble. Don't waste this shit here. You've got to bring that shit on my podcast, bro.

Oh, sorry, man. Oh, oh, I was gonna say this. I'm glad you brought that up. Let's pass it. That's cool. Couple things, couple things. Did y'all ever get those special whoppers up there where you live?

Remember we talked about the elote whopper. We talked about the- Yeah, I never saw them. I never saw them. I got the bacon bourbon barbecue jalapeno whopper. And it was like way too sweet. It was like they didn't balance the sweet and spicy and there was like too much like sweetness in a burger.

I like specialty burgers at these places. I don't like when fast food places do like a one. We had the Krabby Patty too. Did y'all get that? Yeah, we had that here, but I thought that was like a pineapple. I thought it was just a pineapple frosty with like a burger. Yeah, so they did the pineapple frosty with a Big Mac sauce and they did like, yeah, they made a special sauce

essentially for the regular hamburger. And they called that a Krabby Patty. I thought the sauce was okay. I had to try it. Whenever they do a special thing like that, I'm like, yeah, I wanna know what that's like. Harley, why don't you like it when they do special one-off burgers?

Cause they never like, listen, there's rare ones. Like I remember, what's up, Taylor? You got something to say? It's just, it's just part of jolly maxing. You just, you just laugh. This is such a funny thing to take umbrage with to have a problem with promotional burgers. I just never thought of the world today.

And it's like, yeah, hold on. We'll get to that. What's up with you? Russia shot down a plane, but before we get there Harley doesn't like promotional burgers. What's up with you? It shot down a plane, but before we get there, Harley doesn't like promotional burgers. What's up with you? It's just the whole specialty ones. I'll tell you, I can tell you,

I can keep the short-pacing ones I loved. When Flintstones, the movie, came out, I tried to McRib and I was a huge kid, so I was able to try. Okay, I remember that. I remember that. They did the, they did like the Brontosaurus, like burger-type thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it was great. I thought it was good. It didn't taste like it ended up tasting later on in many other years. I remember when the Baconator was a specialty burger at Wendy's. That was 93 or 94, right? I thought that was sick.

Yeah, maybe 93. Yeah, 93. 93 I think. What were you on? That's the John Goodman Flintstone movie. I was seven. I would have been seven. I was six or seven.

I remember it though. I remember watching the movie and I remember eating the McRib. Yeah, but Baconator was seven. I was six or seven. I remember it though. I remember watching the movie and I remember eating the the McRib. Yeah but Baconator was incredible. I remember the Arch Deluxe and McChicken Deluxe. Do you remember these at McDonald's? Yeah of course. They were big and the whole commercial was they had a real chef like it was like yeah it was yeah um they were big burgers. I like those. Do you remember the original five dollar burger from Carl's Jr. slash Hardee's when they did that in Canada? Dude, it was revolutionary.

Because at the time, five dollars was a lot for a hamburger. And they were like, look, we admit it. We've got a five dollar hamburger. Check it out, though. And they had like artisanal fucking ingredients like they had better tomato, lettuce and pickles. And it was a genuinely big, it was, I think it was a third pound and everybody else is a quarter pound at the most. Was it an Angus burger, Rich Ann?

It was. Yeah. Yeah. It was genuinely good. It was really good. And then I found out how many calories were in them and I stopped getting them, but I very- Feel for a man.

That's how you get it. So that's how you promote that. Yeah, you add that computer programmer lifestyle with 1200 calorie burgers and you turn into a roly-poly And then Wendy's when I was selling cars Wendy's had I had this burger. I would eat every single day It was a hollow paint. It was like a nacho jalapeno burger It was just a Wendy's hamburger, but they put jalapenos and melted nacho cheese They just poured it on the fucking thing and I I love that. Taco Bell. 19 year old me love that.

Taco Bell kills specialty items because their specialty items tend to actually end up being pretty permanent. Like their Doritos, Locos, Taco ended up being pretty permanent. Like all things like cheesy, Gordita, Crunch, and the Chalupa, they weren't always destined to be a part of the menu forever.

They came out, people liked it and they were good. But there was one thing they had that it was 99 cents when I was living in LA. It was a burrito that was 99 cents with like a spicy beef in it and Fritos and cheese. And it was 99 cents and it was fucking great. The free. So suffered from the same like cheap inflation. So much. Dude, it's incredibly bad. Like, like, like they had no room to go less than where they were. When you look at what I remember, they used to do like that box of tacos and burritos.

It was maybe 10 or even 20 and it was cheap. It was like $12 for 10 or something. And you could mix and match tacos and burritos. Now the cheapest thing on their menu is like $3.28 for a bean burrito. There are no, the 99, they have something called a cheese roll up and it's just cheese rolled up in a tortilla. It's a mini tortilla and it's like $2.

Everything there is crazy. Like they saw how low we were willing to go. They thought they saw that we, well the worst part is it's not even food. Like it's bad food. Like I was gonna, if you like those burritos, that's fine. I can't eat any of the meat at Taco Bell. They have to put an asterisk next to beef.

You know that, right? Like that's not considered beef. Even in the United States. What Taco Bell does at school though, is every single item can be modified to be a vegan version. Yeah, but potatoes or something on there, sure. Yeah, they have the black beans also. So like I know a lot of people that like want fast food

and if they're vegan, Taco Bell is their go-to and they'll stay swear by it. They love it. Yeah, I guess so. That makes sense. But yeah, it's way too expensive. It's disgusting food if you ask me. Well, we're paying for these fucking people, dude.

What people? The people that want just black bean burritos and shit. Well, we're paying for these fucking people, dude. What people? The people that want just black bean burritos and shit that messes the whole system up. There's some mathematical equation, dude. It's my dollar. It's my dollar going towards that fucking vegan burrito, dude. I think we're just squeezing this too hard. Maybe. Maybe.

I don't know anything I'm talking about. I love coming out here and just fucking- I want to talk to you about this because we talked about getting you on some TRT because I think you might or may not have a fight coming up sometime. You should be on the juice at your age anyway. I talked to Derek and I sent him, I was like, hey, Harley would like to do this, that,

and the other potentially. How would that work? And because you're in Canada and his stuff is usually in the US. And he sent me the longest reply. But then the next day I got a new phone. So that reply, I keep forgetting to get off my old phone and send to you.

Okay. But I'm remembering myself right now. But he had a lot of good advice if you're into that. Merrick Health, by the way, is doing a- What are you, you need to take anything like that? Why? Why a new phone, Kyle? It was just time to get a new phone.

I can't remember exactly. Not an iPhone? No, fucking Android forever. Hell yeah, dude. So many people were with you and they abandoned you along the way. Oh, what a better camera. What's that? So many people were like that and they fucking changed their way, but you're still...

Oh, Android forever. I haven't had an iPhone since the iPhone 4. Got a couple people in my circle like yourself that are like that, that still haven't got it. It's not even a question. It's like now it's so far, like someone like my dad was just like, iPhone, this phone is better because XYZ.

And everyone was just like, yeah, shut up. No one cares, your phone sucks. But like, he was like that, but then he made the shift. And I know lots of people ended up there. Like, you know, friends were like, they texted me. And I'm like, you got an iPhone. Yeah, they got an iPhone. Like they got an iPhone.

They were like. They were shipping to the iPhone. Yeah, they were Android, but they were, they got, they succumbed to the curse. They got the iPhone, like, and I would text some friends and it would come through blue. And I'm like, they got you, bro. They got you.

You used to be one of the only ones left and they got you. And now like just Kyle's like one of those guys, like he's got a phone. I'm like, for sure. It's not an iPhone. Love. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't fuck with it. If you gave me an iPhone, I wouldn't use it.

I'd rather have my saving money. It's not about money. No, no, I couldn't care less. Some of these, sometimes I do get the cheap ones. And there was a time where it was like, I kept getting, the authorities kept taking my electronic devices away. So they don't give them back in a timely manner.

So it's like, I'm gonna get a $200 phone. This one was like seven or $800, I think. And- Did you say what it was already? I don't know what it is. But the thing about it to me, I like the camera and I like the battery life. The iPhone kind of does everything pretty damn well, but there's an Android that does each thing really well.

There's an Android with a better camera than the iPhone. There's an Android with a better battery life. They're just not the same phone, maybe, and then that go down the laundry list of features a phone can have, but I just don't care to be part of that ecosystem. If I had other Apple products it would be more appealing. The Apple car is coming in a year now I'm sure, I think that's back in development. Oh, okay. I heard it was back in development, I know it was on and then it was off, I think it's back on and so like you can imagine

Look, I'd love it if my car was made by the same company that made my like my computer and my phone and like everything was just Seamless and you want your car to know what you look at though. It already does it already does like like like, you know like the the new BMWs with those subscription services for things like the, uh, I think maybe the auto dimming lights and light, like, I know the heated seats is one that not BMW, but some other car companies are trying to make subscription based. And it's like, I don't want to be part of that world. I don't want to be part of that world. I want my heat.

They're my seats. Motherfucker. I bought it. Like you don't, how, how dare you try to make me pay you $10 a month to make my seat hot for me? I'm with you. I just hate the waste concept, it's all there and I'm sitting on it and we're not using it. Like what are we wasting this shit for? It's not even about money.

There are some things I'm just unwilling to pay monthly for. Like we had a guy on the Patreon who really liked his heating and cooling mattress for his bed And he's like if you think about like it's $20 a month sure But you think about the value get how much time you use it how you use it every single day eight hours a day $20 a month like it's a great deal. It's like ah, you know, I hear your words and I hear how that logic makes sense But no some things I just want to own and not have a subscription fee for.

It's easier to get a thousand dollars out of me than it is 20 bucks a month. I want an appliance, not a dependent. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Like get out of here. Like I know my dog is occasionally gonna be like, if this hurts, I need a thousand dollars. But like my bed should never ask that of me.

My bed should just want me to lay there. If I gotta, what if I miss a payment on my bed? I think I turn off the heat to my bed. That's the whole point. Whose control is worth a lot to me? I use it a lot when I drive, I think more than most people. And like, even though $20 a month, it provides a lot of value for that.

No, I will buy a different car that doesn't charge me monthly, not a new one. Yeah, that's absurd. It's like insulting. Like just having to needle you for something. I wonder if the next generation will feel the same way. Cause like there's a financial argument that's like, why would you pay a thousand dollars

when you could pay 20 a month? Like how many months it's incalculable. I don't know how many months it takes to get there. But I don't understand who's buying these cars anyway. I watched these YouTube videos and these guys will go to a new car dealership and they're like look at all these old units boys like look at this you see these two trucks right here $437,000 these two trucks who's coming in here and he like pans the camera to where they are like the area of the of the country and spend a 200,000 $209,000 on either of these pickup trucks.

And he like, he goes through a whole inventory and they got like millions in inventory just sitting there and it's two years old. It's two years old because people don't want to spend six figures on a pickup truck. I can't imagine a $200,000. I couldn't either. I was shocked. What brand is it? A Raptor.

Oh, it doesn't matter if it's Chevrolet or Ford, if you... Isn't there a Raptor? Oh, one of those brands? I was imagining like a Lamborghini truck, like some niche thing. No, no, a Chevrolet or a Ford. Like if you get the good one and the big one, and then you get like Rocky Mountain Customs to put their little spin on it, you're getting the $200,000 for your truck.

Yeah, an F-150 Raptor R can cost $150,000. I saw my grandpa as a farmer and his trucks growing up, and I saw all his farmer friends trucks, and none of them had $200,000. You know what my you know what my dad's they had very utilitarian trucks. My nice one. No, not at all. They had a separate car that they would use for like

they had a separate truck for like road work, and then they would They had a separate car that they would use for like they had a separate truck for like road work and then they would have like a farm truck that like they drove Toyota's. They drove beat Toyotas and they drove quarter million dollar combines, you know what I mean? They had they had off. They had maybe 15000 acres that they were farming corn and wheat on. Something like that.

They had semi trucks, gigantic grain bins that like You know are bigger than a house, but they drove Toyota trucks And they wouldn't run the fucking AC because it burns more gas I swear that guy drove me one time I was like I was like hey He didn't burn a he can't he rolled the windows down in the hot Georgia summer, and this is a millionaire This is a man his own son. This is another thing. This is what I hate about these cheap wads. Like it was dove season and like you go dove hunting, you need shells obviously. And they had only bought their son a box, one singular box of 25 shotgun shells for dove season. And like we're hunting

on their giant property. Well Kyle, those bird shot are some of the most expensive. He charges $100 a head for people to come there and hunt on his property but he has afforded his son one singular box of shotgun shells. Sounds like a husser. You know what a husser is Kyle? I do, no exactly. It's a pig. A husser? What movie is that?

What is that from? You know what that means, Frank? You know what a Husser is? Is that a, like a German thing? No, I think it's a British thing. Okay, well then German-ish. But yeah. Yeah, it might be Snatch or something like that.

But anyway, they didn't drive 50,000, at the time a $50,000 truck would have been a really nice truck. They didn't drive anything like that. They drove beat Toyotas with the windows down. Speaking of combines and phones, have you ever seen those like cat phones? Cat phones?

Yeah, I made my cat like a feline truck. No, the truck company like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they make like phones like because you were talking before about the phones. And it's like I was trying to think like, what would I not have an iPhone for? And I was like, oh, you know what? If I was a guy who traveled a lot and went to like all these different places,

I would get like one of the rugged phones. They look so sick where it's like the phone where like, you could literally like run it over or like smash it. And like, it has like some like special screen. They cost like, they cost as much as like an iPhone and don't do that. Can you show us a cat phone or a caterpillar phone? Yeah, or look up like an indestructible phone. I think you probably get a case for your

iPhone to do something similar. I would think, but then it's like in there, you know, I'd want a satellite phone of some kind that does like, I don't know what sat phone technology is like right now. Like in the nineties, it was like, you've got one of those. And it was, it was, I feel like now it probably costs a couple hundred dollars or something Oh, that's neat seems good. That one's got a thermal lens on a flare lens. I want to say every iPhone has Satellite built into it at this point. Yeah, I feel like it does right? Okay, but does it have like the kind where like Is that cat it is a flip phone? That one's pretty cool. You know about those kosher phones that they have?

For the Jews. I believe there's some, everything I see online where it's like, I'm a rabbi, I'm gonna teach you about Judaism. Well, the crux of this is tricking God into thinking we're following his rules. He says to stay inside on the Sabbath, on Shabbos, but what I like to do is hang little strings from light poles.

And now it means I can go to my favorite deli and I tricked God. And it's like, this is really defeating the spirit of the rule when you're doing this kind of thing. Very. Yeah. But then you say if you put it back, what God's like, oh, what if he's very likely they'll flip some shit like that? They're like, yeah, I see this. Two thousand some shit like that? You can like, I see this two thousand and twenty three. You left your home during Shabbos.

I had the strings. Oh, I see. I see the strings. Sorry. So the strings, you don't have to tell me about the strings. I know the strings, the rules, the corresponding. No, but if you're like you're trying to be a tailor in line behind that guy, like we really made some mistakes in life, Taylor. Like, is there any way to like scoop this together in the next five seconds? I don't know. This guy seems, this guy's good. Can we hire him to represent us after this? I don't know. How do you,

what do you, what makes you think he's a lawyer? Taylor? Come on. Be real. He's definitely a lawyer. Turns out he's a doctor. Like doctor like, I was one of them. Fuck. Damn, I got one of the finance ones. Did you all watch Squid Games when it came out a couple of years ago? Yeah. Yeah, I think we all did. Yeah, I just read over.

We were also really bored. That was like a game early. We were. Hold on. Wait, I put on Squid Game. I woke up that morning and I just put on the first show that was there and I watched it and it was the guy, just the main character. And he was just a deadbeat gambling dad and fucking up. And it was and I paused it.

And I was like, this is really good. I'm going to watch my girlfriend when she wakes up and she woke up and I was like, this show I was watching is really good. I'm gonna watch my girlfriend when she wakes up. When she woke up and I was like, just show I was watching is really good. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. That took a turn. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Sorry. I wish. Ha ha ha. And then yes, I was like,

oh yeah, you gotta watch this show. I was, I put it on and it was really good. This guy's like, this guy's a good actor. Wait, what are you laughing at? What the fuck's going on? Like, you know, are you totally maxing to now? No, I'm sorry. And it's just like the spirit of the season.

As we go through our conversation here every now and then, Zach, we'll have a little interjection in the chat. And I looked over to catch up with what's been going on. And he's got the most like, forgive me, Zach, but like white trash interjections, like the most sad life, like, like, oh, like Eeyore from fucking Winnie the food type shit. Like, like earlier when, when, when Harley was talking about getting a Sega and a TV for Christmas, Zach goes, I got an old motel TV when I was in kindergarten for my NES. Sick man. And then later, and then just now he

goes, Renison or took my mom's bed and refrigerator a couple of times. All of these are bad. Couple of times. Now, all of these are banger lines. They let you rent again. All of these are banger lines now that you pointed out, like with no contact, just like they never got him in spurs. Milo

Milo's jeans, USS. Pajama jeans. USS Wings of Redemption. Now, I know all those references. I know every. Kyle, correct me if I'm wrong. Rent a center is for, you know, frugal millionaires, right? So a lot of people don't know this, Taylor, but it's better to rent your small appliances,

end tables, couches and such. You don't want to own these things outright. Right. So, you don't want to pay $40 for a mixer when you could pay 20 a month. Think about it. Yeah. That's right. You want to be flexible.

So if you need to, on the hat, you know, drop that, drop of the hat, just head to the other side of the country. You need that flexibility. What if you get drafted by a professional sports team? These are all possibilities. What if the cops catch on? You don't want to own your mattress. You want to rent it.

I mean, every time I've driven by a rental center, I'm like, man, this sucks. So that's so sad. Yeah. I never noticed or saw one of those in Canada. I don't know what it is. And I remember like driving by in the US and like, what do they do there? And then hearing about this whole thing

and being like, oh, okay. It's like a bunch of ex-cons tricking people into renting end tables. Woody's right. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, it's good stuff. It's good stuff. I wonder what it's like being a salesman there.

I wonder if you get a bonus for really ruining someone's Christmas. All right. You still, I imagine the manager of a rental center smoking indoors. All right, you sell this love seat from calling your parole officer. That's good. You guys heard about the honey scam?

Yes. Honey scam. Yes, I have. The honey affiliate scam. Oh, is that the thing Mr. Beast was pushing? Everyone pushed it, but it was like, it was like you get Honey, you put it on your browser, the short of it is you put it on your browser,

and if you go to like some random site, like you're about to order something, it's like, hold on, let me see if there's any coupons for you, and then it'll be like, whoa, I found this coupon, it's 2% off or whatever, and then you're like, sure, so you go and do it, but now Honey made the affiliate sale off of you, which is kind of whatever. It's fine. Or to an extent, whatever. But the thing is, YouTubers like Linus Tech Tips would be like, yeah, here, go to honey. Use my code or whatever. Then you'd go and like use his code. Maybe you didn't buy it that time. You go back or you go anywhere else. Honey is always going to give you. You missed a step. He would say on Monday, check out honey, put that in your browser. You'll always get the best codes, right?

The best discounts. And then on the next day he might say, hey, go to whatever new egg and use my code. Well, these people now have honey installed. So they go to new egg, they say search for coupons and it would change the affiliate code from Linus Tech Tips to Honey.

And Honey is basically stealing all the affiliate sales. It was always the final step before checkout to put its own affiliate link in. So it was making money off all the sales. Masterful, Edmund. And they weren't transparent about it. And I wanted to say, this is what I was gonna say, what are the chances, and what are you guys thinking?

It's going to sound like I'm making a banger joke here, but I'm serious. Do you think he was a Jewish person that thought that up? I think he was a smart person that thought that up. That's some gold right there. That reminds me of like some Tony Soprano sitting around a little table of whispering that whole plot to each other type shit.

Like some calling card scam or something It was a Jewish guy. I we wouldn't know about it yet. He would have been more clever with it This is an Indian guy scam to be like oh this could be a Jew however We wouldn't know the Jews are far too sneaky for us to know that. They're too clever. They wouldn't let the honey market be revealed so quickly. I think this is a- I bet they make so much money.

There's a guy named Koresh behind this. They make crazy money for that, yeah. Well, good for them. That's really crazy. That's a really crazy maneuver. I don't think they're Jewish. That's my theory. You think they're Chinese?

And I say that because I looked up their names, Ryan Hudson and George Juan. Is that how you get imagine you saw them both and they were ginger guys with huge noses. Yeah. Oh, it's like Bert. It's like Bert. They're just using an alias. And George ruin, Ruanuan ruin I can see that Now this I can tell by looking this guy not Jewish Definitely not I have my sights Is a sixth sense about these things. Harley, do you play held over?

Oh man, I've been killing it lately. I went back with the so they added like like urban I know I'm playing a lot. Oh hell yeah. Let's do it. Man, we got to get down. Sure. Anytime. Gotta get down. Absolutely. I love it. I love that they like switched up all this stuff that you would use

against the other enemies. I wouldn't say these enemies are the hardest. You know, this is kind of like they always do this. What's cool about the game is they have like their like vanguard force that comes first and it's a set group of enemies. But then later some enemies are now armored or they have different things. For those who don't know, it's like a live service game with an ongoing story. So you're they'll announce to you. Hey, hell divers, the the east sector has been invaded by a new enemy rally forces the planet Klindathu. We have to lock down these resources right away and

there'll be a bar that keeps track of how many hundreds of thousands of hell divers are like, okay, boss, and go to that planet and start working on that objective. And you see like a hundred thousand of us are working on this thing and the bar barely moves, you know, every hour. And it's fun. They'll be like, go there and they'll be like, torch all of these. We were building these toxic things to study the bugs. Make sure you torch it all and blow it up because we can't leave our intelligence to the bugs. So we go through that for four or five days torching this planet and destroying all the like reserves of the toxic gas that we have there.

And then they're like great work hell divers. But then like the next week they're like oh these bugs mysteriously have mutated and our science has confirmed it has nothing to do with the gas that we released on the planet. Nothing to do with that. That was totally good what we did. This is something else. Don't know how, but yeah. And then, and like now there's a whole new type of enemy that's in the game or a mutated version of one. So they added these new enemies. And I know like they're not per se hard right now. It's just a different way of playing. It's got a fun story.

I like the lore. I like that the earth, it's like those AI stories that we used to listen to on YouTube where humans are just the best at fighting. Earth is the bad guys, but we're just better at this than anybody else. So the bugs, like, their blood is like oil or there's oil on their planet either way. So we're going to just kill

them and we're going to keep framing them and false flagging them. Well, we're only the bad guys to the bugs. We're the good guys for humanity because we're taking resources that humans want. Well, we lie also, like the bugs had set out, like the illuminates, our main enemy, like set out to peacefully in the first one. And like we had attacked them and stuff. And like we attacked the bugs. We're like, they're coming to our planets and killing us. Oh, were they not ready for it? No, but what's actually happening.

But do you have any sense of morality or right and wrong? No, no, there's no- You know that it's bad to go to like sentient beings and murder them because you can burn their blood Dirtier we're doing dirtier we're like we're taking the bugs from their planets and we're like putting them on our colonies and Then the bugs attack the colonies but like we put them there and then on missions We have to go to the planets and they're like

Destroy this broadcasting tower and the broadcasting tower will be like we're super earthlings It's super earth that are moving the bugs tower will be like, we're super earthlings. It's super earth that are moving the bugs. It's like they can't travel. We're doing this to ourselves and we're hell divers and we're like, like, you know, blowing up the thing just being like, what was that? You shut down. Yeah. You're shutting down the freedom fighters truth broadcast. And when you blow it up the music goes done done done done Mission accomplished hell diver and you're like fuck yeah for super earth Have a nice cup of liver tea and we all high-five and it's like we're fascist

Ponds and I think we might even be clones who all think they're there the original version of us It's like there's no way they like we own this. Sounds like humanity is winning big time. And we are. We're kicking up the humanity kicking. We're kicking ass. You're taking the sides of the guy. This guy Warhammer Rose, one of the funny memes in like war and hell divers videos, there'll be some guy and be like, hey, guys,

you think maybe we're like the bad guys and they'll immediately execute them. They'll be the trader, trader executed sir. Good job. Whenever people on the sun, when people talk about something, they'll just be like, Oh yeah, the hell divers, it's they're like, they did this and that's so messed up or something. And I'll have like picture of like a hell diver with a phone out and on the phone, it's like a picture of a democracy officer and it's like democracy officer wants to speak to you. Yeah. I mean, I did like, I've seen enough clips that Kyle sent me that like they're pretty ham handed with the forced democracy thing where it's like we're storming into Afghanistan.

I'm sorry. I mean a bug planet and engaging in forced democracy. Yeah, and the robots are even better because the robots are very intelligent and peaceful and they'll like sort of beg for peace. They'll be like- The robots actually were humans from the first one, they started the cyborgs. They used like, yes, cybers then they use like they're from cyber. Yeah, they're from cyber.

Stan, you know what the blood is? You know, the robots. Did I write this? Taylor, we're not even using a special space fuel. Do you know what the robots blood is? Oil. It's oil. Well, it's seven. It's seven one zero, which is just oil like if you flip it around Yeah, because they realized how gay and contrived it would be if it was literally oil in their blood. It's fun. It's fun I enjoy the satire. Yeah, as long as it's fun who cares troopers and it mimics like the It does what you what you've always wanted a good video game to do and it mimics for the new enemy it's those tripod squid things from

half life, the Striders from half life or war of the worlds with Tom Cruise. But then they also zombify humans. So you kind of get like a zombie game. The zombie humans are called the vote lists. Yeah. The vote. Yeah. Kyle, when the first time we played together,

you blew me up. I blow lots of people up. That's half the fun of the game. I blow lots of the game. The fun of the game. They added a car and it's the simplest thing. They made the car like stick shift. So it's just like a little modification, but you can't just like press a button to go to reverse and then another button to drive.

So the amount of times people like reverse over guys, like run them over and then go and they're pressing the right trigger. But it's just backing them up more into like more enemies. And you're like, oh shit, you got to shift keys. Yeah, whatever. But you have to like shift to drive. It's easier on keyboard. The game does that.

They make you like do things like you can trash a magazine if you like shoot five bullets and then reload. He just threw away a full magazine. Need those bullets. That is fun. Oh, Kyle, I wanted to ask. Oh, I use my phone for it, but I need to buy that. I really need to get that. The stream deck.

Do you have like how much? Oh, are you getting macros? He's got all of them. Like how much utility are you getting from that on other games? Or do you find that like pressing it takes your attention away from the game? Because Scum has one of those and he set it up for age of empires and like five minutes in he's like, this is making me way worse at the game because I'm having to take my hand off the keyboard and then deeper than just a game though.

That thing has so much function, like so much function across the board. But for other games, like what, what other games are you getting utility Kyle? Like, or are you until using that? So that stream deck is 100% for Helldivers. I don't know that it works on anything else. It would be great if I were streaming. So you got like push of the button, so many macros and so much utility and functionality, but that's 100% for me, a Helldivers accessory. Could you just Tarkov stuff on there or would that not even be useful? I can't think of any so the reason that it's useful for hell divers is because you have these Mortal Kombat like combos that you have to very quickly on the fly type in by Mortal Kombat

I mean up down left right and it's a mixture of those so if you don't have one of those you have to push a button and open a menu and then very quickly type that in or pause D it which is even slower but with this but one key it does a full macro opening the menu typing the thing in and I'm still running around and ducking diving darting because it's like zombies you know like you need to call in those air those those stratagems the things you're calling in are things like air air support uh like strikes, or even a machine gun or a rocket launcher. Tools your team needs to win. So you need those things quickly and you're going to be calling them in all the time. I see why that would help.

When your teammates die and you need a new one, when you call your buddy back in, there's a bug. And it's instant. Are there any other games you played where it would help you or just held back? I can think of. Macros are banned in a lot of games. And it's instant. Are there any other games you played where it would help you or just held down? I can think of. Macros are banned in a lot of games. And so they wouldn't. Yeah.

The bugs don't, you know, we're up, it's PvE. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Like I know PvP games, they don't allow it sometimes. I have evolved towards PvE lately. I don't know if it's me being old and avoiding competition or is it just a trend? Are other people going PVE now too? I swear it's more fun and there's no cheaters.

Avoiding the cheaters is a big part for me. I also, so I like the PVE where there's cooperation. I really like have, like we play on the hardest difficulty. I wanted to ask Harley that, and I need. Super Helldive baby. Yeah, Super Helldive. And I get mad at my friends when they like, let's just do a difficulty seven. I'm like, dude, every difficulty can turn to shit randomly or just like fuck you.

Let's just do the most. Let's go all that I only do. Is it for loot? Like you get the most loot at the height? There is a loot aspect to it, but the loot aspect isn't truly pressing. It's not like a pressing thing where that would make a difference unlocked already the loot's almost i have one ship module left i need like 150 orange i'm in a similar place because i played so much a year ago but 750 hours in this game i don't have that much i have maybe two or three hundred tops something like that um i love it though i i love the the role aspect. I like the silliness. And there are so many weapons.

I love bringing in people and showing them the billions little nuances in the game. We should all four of us hell dive. It's $20 by the way. I have the game. So if we all want to all. It's really not expensive. If we want to all four hell dive.

Are you listening bro? No, no. Come on man. I sit there all the time and hear this. $20. the game so if we all want to all for health are you listening bro no no the holiday special what are you all the time and here is what $20 you think i'm made of money jesus right woody no no woody they're not selling it right so what you're going to do is you're going to get in the discord chat and they're going to say to do the tutorial and the tutorial actually is very uplifting the guy over the the speaker is is super encouraging he He's like, we're doing great soldier room. And then I liked that. And then you're going to get out with your friends. And then Kyle's going to rock at you and, and kill you.

Wait, did it on purpose? Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember. I genuinely have no memory of this. I don't know why he's taking it. But it wasn't a big deal because I teleported back in right away. I just came down in another pod, so it doesn't seem like it mattered. Dude, killing your teammates and dying by teammates. When people are like, sorry, oh, my bad. Sorry. I'm like, dude, this is half the game. Yeah, sometimes I'd be playing and I would I'd feel like I'd get one of those

giant guns or something. And it was always because Kyle or Scum was literally like, hey, put Taylor, Taylor, come over here, come over here, pick this up, use this, trying to get me more excited about it. And I'd be using that. And I'd feel like I was mowing through things. But then over to the left of my screen, Kyle or scum is actually doing the bulk of the damage. And I'm like, I don't feel like I'm helping at all.

That's also what I love about the game. You're like a little dog. He was a little dog. Yeah. Through the fence. I was trying to know. Like, like, like, um, you just need to learn the game because you right away you unlock like super powerful shit. You can

fuck, you can fuck the bugs. The funniest thing, the two first stratagems, the two first stratagems are like two stratagems that I use on the Illumina all the time, which are Precision Strike and the LMG. And those are the first two you get the game. It's one of the rare games that respects your time. This is what's really important is it respects your time a lot. What you get from it is valuable in terms of the experience. You don't spend a lot of time not in game and you can like literally throw it on for 15 minutes, 20 minutes or 40 minutes. Get what you wanted from it and be happy with that and your

progress when you do these things is really fair and the developers you know what they just deserve it from us because like they released a Killzone collab event and the gamers were so mad because they're like, what the heck? It's more expensive because what a licensing. Yes, exactly. But they were still mad about it. And the developers were like, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Here. Here's half the Killzone stuff for free. And like, just just like hooked it up. And it's like, it's like, hook it up. It's a Sony property and they're both Sony properties. I'm just saying like they really do they're better than gauge with the how big is it now community player base wise really like it's a

second second biggest since the heyday I was oh but that didn't count what I'm looking at didn't count PlayStation just steam it was at their second biggest and I think a lot of PlayStation people bought the the game after the Game Awards. And I imagine more PlayStation gamers watch the Game Awards than PC gamers because PlayStation gamers are stupider people. PC gamers.

So I think a lot of them shorter. Yeah. Yeah. And like, dude, put a fucking battery in it. It doesn't stop making noise. It's never going to stop until you put a battery in it or mute your mic. Why do I have to hear the chirping? Wait, what are we talking about?

The PlayStation on the PlayStation. No, just whatever I play, P.S. and someone has their mic on, I hear a smoke detector beeping. Oh, that's so funny. You mentioned that we were we did our hangout Patreon link down below to come hang out with us. And not everybody has the camera on. And but I just hear

beep and go, we got a black guy here. Where you at, brother? Don't hide. He turns his camera on, sure enough. That's so funny. Hearing a chirp immediately. Yeah, PlayStation, all because the microphones on. So like the amount of times like I'm like someone joins my ship and like hell diverts something and they're like running around

and I just hear like the chirp like through the thing and I'm like, someone joins my ship and like hell diverts something and they're like running around and then I just hear like the chirp like through the thing. And I'm like, I turned my mic on. I'm like, it's never going to stop ever. I know you hear me because I heard you. Okay. That noise will never stop. And I know it's a weird shaped battery, but you have to go get it. You guys are all the same.

If I hear one of those things in my house chirp once, I'm pulling the ladder out because it's the most grating upsetting sound imaginable. Like I'm getting that done. You do the responsible thing. Don't you? I switched the battery out. Yeah. It takes two seconds.

You know what I do? You just take it down and pull the battery out and like put it under a pillow. Don't you? At my last house, I got so mad at it because it had this very- I got so mad at it. I got so mad at it. It had this design. It was like one D battery.

No, hear me out. The smoke detectors were wired to the house. So like that- Oh, okay. And I'm like, why do you need a battery? There's a fucking wire here. And I'm so mad at it because it's chirping, chirping, chirping.

And I couldn't, there wasn't enough slack in the wire to pull it down from the ceiling to put the new battery in and I'm like trying to get my little fingers in there and the the the the the ceiling shit is scuffing my knuckles up and I'm like getting all chafed and finally and it this is three in the morning by the way there's a house full of people trying to never happens. Conveniently, my girlfriends got work like like like and I beat that thing to death. I don't remember what I hit with. I don't remember what I hit it with, but I got myself a cudgel and I went to fucking town and I didn't like poke it carefully to just shut it up.

I beat it like like it was a monster in a Stephen King movie. I beat it like I like that cigarette stealing a monster in a Stephen King movie. I beat it like I like like that cigarette stealing hobo in that in that movie where those chic those seat guys whooped his ass. I beat it to smithereens and when I sold the house it was still beat the smithereens. I told the people I was like you'll need one of those. There's like there's one of those like goofy end male cords hanging from the, ceiling. Yeah. A weird, weird, weird plastic with the with the clip you can push. I have a smart.

My house is like a quote unquote smart house. So like when I when I great Disney Channel, I took I went to the thing that like was beeping or whatever, and I was like, Oh, I got to get one of these batteries and it is a dumb shaped battery. And it's like, and it's a nice little battery. We talk and I just like I don't have that. That's not like dumb to you. No, you know what?

You're right. That's stupid. It's actually a phenomenal shape. I do think rectangles are probably one of the best. Are you talking about a nine volt all this time? This ridiculous weird arcane and it's got like one nub on one side and then some sort of weird socket guys i got drawers i got drawers of batteries i got drawers of batteries any battery i need i can get it like i got you i got you batteries for For literally that stupid fucking controller that you buy you don't even like I got a battery for it

Lithium one even if you're gonna be my battery guy, I'm just I am but don't ever bother 9-volt dude, how much do those cost? 70 of them on the show we have have like Amazon battery subscriptions. What? That's weird. Me not having an iPhone battery subscription. Battery subscription's way weirder. We have like 25 pounds worth of batteries in the server room at this point.

You still have a battery subscription? You're doing what Kyle and I did with Bluechew. We're just, I have 700 dick pills in my house and it's like, I have a lifetime support. Yeah, Harley's over there flexing. You got CR362. I have 700 dick pills in my house and it's like I have a lifetime support. Harley's over there flexion. You got CR 362. One 9 volt battery is the cost of 12. You got one in stock. I don't know how many I have in stock, but more than you need. Nine volt battery is the cost of 12 AA batteries.

I doubt that's true. is the cost of 12 AA batteries. I doubt that's true. Why, why just look at Amazon one nine volt battery was 10 bucks and this Duracell one is $17 for 24. Yeah, I mean everything is Canadian numbers. You guys, your dollars, your dollars killing ours right now. Well, you buy like two nine volts max. It is true, a nine volt battery is like 17.

I bought low and sold high. I should go on the battery, I should get in the battery biz boys. You should. You the battery biz boys. You are sitting on inventory. I put a nine volt in one of my smoke detectors like five years ago and it's fine. Like it's still going. So if you have to do that once, because if I click it, it goes,

well the point is I opened up this smoke detector detector I took out that totally normal battery regular battery that everyone sees daily people always see 9 volt batteries I took it out and I'll be like that's I'll deal with it later. My other shit was talking to me Like my my like my thermostat. I walked by it. It was like, you don't have a battery in your smoke detector upstairs. I shut it up, but my other things are like my alarm at the front is like, and if I go there, it's like no smoke detector upstairs. Tell me about the cool stuff. Everyone's talking to me now.

What I get how you're being nagged, but what's cool about the smart house? There must be something. I didn't set the smart house up. The guy who I bought it from was really about it. So like turning on the oven, if you want to preheat your oven before you get home is pretty cool. Unlocking or locking my side door,

I don't have it on the front door, but what I really think is underrated and very easy to do in terms of a smart home is I think buying a Phillips, and this is costly, buying a Phillips Hue Bridge and getting your lights to be Phillips Hue lights is insanely powerful in terms of cultivating a vibe that you want for your house.

So if you bought the Phillips Hue Bridge, and I have these, they double as lights here, but I have these, these Phillips Go lights. And they're set up just like on the natural time now. So like they're in relax mode, they were just in read mode before, but like in the morning, they'll be the color of your house with the Sun shining in and I have them all over the place and then I have a strip behind my TV with two like TV light things so in

my living room like my chandelier and my kitchen lights are all different colors or whatever like of light bulbs. But since I put Philips Hue lights in they're the same color when they're the same color. Different times of nights, they're different things sometimes like someone's watching a movie there and someone's in the kitchen so you could turn on one light and make it like a bright light and everything else could be dark around it. I have all these different settings and behind the TV you could set it up this way but I didn't do it because I like to game on my TV and they don't have like a 2.1 HDMI thing with it but you could set your TV up

with the lights so that like when there's explosions and stuff happening the lights behind the TV are mimicking that and it splays it across the walls. And it's very cool, really cool, but I never set that up. Mine just has like lights behind it and like a strip under my kitchen island. But I really got caught up. I ended up spending like 2,500 bucks on like lights around the house.

You got the Phillips lights? Yeah, but these ones, these ones are like, you can get one for like 70 bucks. And I say getting like a couple of those and setting them up around the house, you would be so surprised what it does. Even like something weird, like you turn off all the lights for TV.

And I don't like it to be like completely dark. But like everyone wants it darker. Having like a dark like one over there splashed on the wall, like just makes everything feel cozier kind of. They have like candle lit set ones where you can like change it to candle lit. So it looks like it's like a mimicking a lit candle and it goes a far way in actually making you like feel like that. Like when you have them, I don't know if you could see that it's pulsing now. Yeah, yeah, we can kind of see it.

Yeah, cool. I like the I definitely like having the RGB on all the lamps in the house and being able to make those like, especially for movies, I'll make them like, I don't know, yellow or blue or green or something like that, something. So we're not in the pitch black, but also it doesn't mess with your eyes for the movie. What gaming mouse do all of these? Kyle, I know you have that Logitech with the heavy wheel. Was it 502 or something?

I have a rival 600 and it used to be like, I could go wireless back and forth, but yeah. You have the 502 Kyle? I do. I also have the 502. That's great. I really like the mouse. I don't have any complaints about it.

I have a different preference than Kyle. I like that it's wireless. The wire really messes with my aim when things get in tight and I have a mouse pad that charges it. So I just haven't thought about the battery in it for like five years. That's cool. Yeah, that's really sick. I liked that a lot. That's chill. Okay. So this one, this Logitech 502, this is the boy, this is the mouse to get.

That's the one that Kyle recommended to me for Warhammer because with the, we changed something in Warhammer where you could zoom out all the way and you can click something on that 502 Logitech that makes and it has like a heavy metal wheel which is kind of nice where it no longer clicks up It'll go from ratchet. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's this button. So this is yeah I don't know if you can see how it kind of like has yeah the ratchet. Oh No that button that button closes you out of the podcast actually turns out that's a macro That's so funny Harley what was the name of yours again? Sorry, I just wanted to I

Mine is a steel series here 600 yeah, we got a ball bearing in there like like I guess that other button closes your browser Yeah, but like being able to unclick the ratchet mode and go freewheel mode lets us like zoom out super duper fast and responsibly And and warhammer and that was so clutch I think I got it because I do this thing where I go and I look up rich streamers zoom out super duper fast and responsibly and a war hammer. And that was so clutch. I think I got it because I do this thing where I go and I look up rich streamers, mice, cause I figure they can use any mouse they want.

Like so, but they chose this one. It's like, why not use Shroud's monitor? He probably like, I don't think Shroud can be bought to use a shitty monitor. He's using the good one. And we're like a big mouse. We called it the 502. Mine says G502. He's using the good one. And we're like a big G or two, right? We call it the five or two. Mine says G five Oh two. I've got the five Oh two hero. Oh, I assumed.

But what is that? Just an aesthetic difference. I have no idea. I do have a wired up G five Oh two lights. Does it come with weights like to change the weight of it? So it does. But I took my weight out to put the rechargeable battery in there. Yeah. I got all the weights in there I like I'm heavy. I Prefer it heavy too. And I had a like I asked the mouse thing because I had a razor something because I like the really big map mice that you can I put more of your hand on and I bought like a

new version of it just wanting the exact same thing and Now it's like it's noticeably lighter, like moving it now. It's like feels more plasticy, more like it's Razer Naga Pro. I think it has that big, that big slope for your ring finger. I feel like it's easier to control if he has like 2007, like like a little behind the times. And now everyone goes wicked light. I just mean what's easiest, whatever you want.

It's easiest for me to control. I like it a little heavier. I see people using all sorts of crazy stuff. There's that one guy using the pin and the pad playing like FPS, like at a super high level. It's incredible. Like, cause he's just like drawing on people's heads, you know?

Oh, really? Cool. Great. Yeah. But anyway. I always hated that conversation of things cause like, it always made me feel like that's something about PC gaming.

I was just like, there's so many steps along the way from the wire you choose to your monitor for the frame rate to the mouse that you get to like, how much weight did you put in your mouse? And then what settings on windows, on your windows do you have? And then like you get to like how much weight did you put in your mouse and then what settings on windows on your windows you have and then like you go to the game and you know and like what's really crazy about like kids these days or gamers these days is like they're all serious like when you're playing a lot of these games there's a whole very large section of people that are dead serious everybody's sweaty dude they like they warm. They like go to aim labs before they play.

Oh, yeah. They're like they're stretching. Like they go to aim labs and they do that. They yell at me and tell me to go to aim labs. Dude, I, I, I, I, you know what? I listened. It's an aim trainer. I went to it and like, I like warmed up

when I was really into Valorant. And like, if I warmed up before I played, it made a huge difference, huge difference. And I'm like, obviously, I guess that makes sense. I'm gonna act surprised about it, but really, what happened? Now we warm up before we play our games? You need to for Russ too.

You haven't shot your AK in a while, you go on another server and do some aim train get back in the groove. Makes sense. Yeah, everybody's very sweaty But they always have been like the last 15 years of gaming There was never a time when people were just taking it easy I've been getting cursed at by children for debt for over a decade now just to scream death horrible things Most of the games I play now, they can't yell at me anymore or or it's a friendly game where people don't yell Nobody really gets mad and hell divers. I've noticed not really None of the games I play have live chat with the with the public

but i'll hear my like friends playing call of duty and like Immediately reverting back to like the 2006 2007 I guess that was called for version of themselves. Where I'll be like, Hey buddy, like what's new? Like how's life going out in California? He's like, Oh, it's pretty good. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you. This fucking idiot. Colin started a game with push to talk today. And so far no one's been mean to him but if you heard Colin talk for even half a sentence you'd know that he wasn't like everybody else and I'm like someone's gonna be mean to him yes they were gonna be mean no matter what no matter what you sound like someone someone would be mean someone will

always be mean no matter what in every game, no matter, even PVE. I don't think so in like- They're much nicer in terms of like specific things. I actually think like- Rust, I know in Rust, like we'd run into people's speech impediments all the time and like nobody like picked on them, like not openly. It was like, you're that kid?

Like, why aren't there some? Rust seems like where kids with speech impediments go to play. It's a weird thing that I think needs to be studied because most of the kids on a Rust server, it's like, that kid has speech impediment too. No, it's a different kid. You sure it's not like a foreign accent? No, no. It's not. You sure? He's not Swedish?

I'm positive. I'm positive that they're not like a dozen Swedish kids. Wait, is Fall Guys, can you talk to your competitors and Fall Guys or no? I don't think so. Not that I know of. Maybe a good game for him because he kicks everyone's ass. Marvel Rivals is so much better than I thought. I can't believe it. I was so done with Overwatch that I just didn't care. And I played at Marvel,

Marvel rivals and was just so the thing is they did the biggest thing, most important thing is it runs smooth and you get into a new game instantly. So the whole one more game thing is the most lethal part about it. Like once you put it on and play, it's fun enough to keep going because next game, next game, next game game whereas battle royales You spend half the time in in a menu or waiting to drop and all that shit This there's so much game to be had that I'm like, I'm scared cuz I bet if I went back to overwatch I'd be like

Whoa, this is sick. This is great. But like I played our rivals right now. I don't recognize any of these heroes They may because I recognize't recognize the Iron Man. No, no, but their most recognizable costumes, they're going to like release later for pay. You know, this guy's playing some true Iron Man's in their captain. In the in in what I'm watching now, there's no Iron Man jumping around. Can you link what you're looking at? Those guys are there like and you can recognize Punisher and such. But like, for example, like Wolverine is a jacket

like it's a different type of skin, you know, it's like Like Hawkeye looks like a weeb like he's full weeb mode I actually recognize most these people this must be the ant or something because she has bug antennas and she's not That's madness from Guardian Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah Once I saw the antenna, I recognized her too. Mantis. Mm-hmm. Who would opt into Mantis when Iron Man's on the table?

Oh, this is Shroud Live. There's a lot, there's a lot, like that's the thing is like, there's like a character, Jeff the Shark, I don't know who that is, he fucking kills it though. People use him all the time. Oh, look at him there, there's Jeff the Shark. Everybody loves Jeff the Shark. He runs around with four legs like a dog.

He bites you, carries you under the map and throws you off the side of it. That's fun. That's like he's a, that's like he's Donkey Kong from the original melee. I think you can grab multiple people too. So like if you're really good, yeah, you could grab the whole team

and throw them over the side. Do you guys remember that? Did you guys play Super Smash Brothers Melee? What's that biracial duo in the center top? What's going on there? Oh, I stopped watching the biracial do. I don't see. I can't. The red versus blue. What's their name? Cloak and Dagger, I think. Right. Interesting.

It's fun. There are characters that work well together. So hope is not very good at the game, but she plays a healer. interesting it's fun there are characters that work well together so hope is not very good at the game but she plays a healer that rides around on Groot shoulders which is her boyfriend and she just heals him the whole time while he goes and slays characters can jump on are there any games that hope is like kick-ass at? Her best game is probably civilizations, but Kyle sitting here and it's hard to be like she's good guess what he could probably do I mean, did she beat it on D enough? I think so. Yeah, I think she's good. Yeah Yeah, it's just two different games like single-player and multiplayer are two different like sports. I don't know what else I'd apply It's like hitting pads versus fighting almost like it's, it's hard to do that.

Like that, like Kung Fu thing where they hit the sticks just right. Like, like that's kind of what single players like, like you can, you can work out its weaknesses, but the build ordering when you're doing, uh, like when you're doing Civ, like if you were to pop in right now, and I'm sure it's Civ specific, cause that's how those games work. You'd pick someone and you'd be like, all right, turn one this turn to this, turn three, this turn four, or are you freewheeling? There's definitely a build order.

I would have to catch up, though, because I don't even know what people are playing anymore, you know, because Civ seven is on the way to come out. Nobody really really played Civ six. And there was no. The Civ five. Yeah, I didn't like the aesthetic. I didn't like the way it looked all cartoony and childish. It looked like an iPad game to me that you'd give a kid to keep them quiet. But we always played those no-quitter mods for Civ 5 in multiplayer free-for-alls or 1v1s. That's just a different game entirely. If you mess up one turn of your

build order you kind of lose. Like genuinely one turn you'd lose. Sometimes you wouldn't even mess up and you'd lose because if you and the other guy tie, if you both complete this building that gives your team a bonus on the same turn, the game just flips a coin. The game just flips a fucking coin. Okay. Oh, what? The game just flips a fucking coin. Yeah. So you're not so you're going into the game with a plan in mind and you're it's mostly not adaptive. No, it is adaptive. It's kind of hard to explain. It would depend on the race you're using and the map you're doing. We often did scenarios. We did a scenario where my team of three is on one side on an island and your team of three is on one side on an island and your team of

three is on another island. We're separated by a thin inland ocean. And so in that game mode, we have to decide if we're going to settle on the, how many cities are we going to settle on the coast? Because those coastal cities are where we're going to create the boats that secure the passage and allow for our troops to get to their side to fuck them up. And it's really a race to boats and good boats at that, you know, and it quickly becomes, Oh no, here their boats are like, cause you hide your

boats in like stealth. So suddenly one turn, like 10 boats show up and you're like, Oh, Oh no, it's over. That's really fun to me. Of all the games you play, like Civ is the easiest one for me to be like, okay, I could get probably two into this. Like turn, but I don't like the turn-based as much as real time, but it's still fun. The battle's real time. When you outsmart someone and like you, if you scout and you anticipate what they're going to do and then you counter that without their knowledge, maybe by like forward building something that would indicate that you're not going for what you're going for in your back cities. Sure.

The culmination of those things is so satisfying in a strategy game where it's like, yeah, hours and hours of plotting, there will be hours of plotting and you'll be like building an army and stealth and building a road to their side of the map in stealth. And if they if at any point they discover what you're doing, then you won't have the element of the surprise. War is only worthwhile if you have the element of surprise. It's just like real life. A quagmire isn't going to benefit anybody. We're going to sit here and burn resources. While Germany advances and builds their tech and their industry up. Like, meanwhile, we're over here just killing each other for no reason. So you want to like sweep in their Kiev

style and conquer them and then turn their city into your city as fast as possible. You don't want to lose your main sieve. Like if you're like, if it's a challenging game and you're really setting out to win, who did you play? We would do a system where we banned and drew so you wouldn't ever get who you got to play. So you would, everybody would ban a couple of sieves. Like I don't want anyone to be able to have this one or that one. Um, I want Chinese, Egyptians or Phoenicians or whatever. And then you do this, uh, drawing system, um, where, uh, a computer would basically assign everybody the

races. So I didn't really care. I remember the time we played together, I was looking at all the bonuses of the different sieves and I was like Russia gets double uranium and double oil. How can I miss out on uranium and oil? And so I picked them and like not fully understanding the game, like starting it. I'm like, okay, so I'm making archers. So it seems, like, OK, so I'm making archers. So it seems it seems as though I picked a very late game bonus.

Yeah, I just have to survive until uranium and then I might. Yeah, yeah. But although, like in that game, especially before we started playing that mod, it would do this thing where uranium wouldn't be divvied out equally. It'd be like real life. So you might just not have any. And so that means you obviously can't build nuclear weapons or nuclear power and you're in it. Now your enemies have nuclear weapons. So you had to make some kind of a, Hey buddy, I know you're

in the corner of the map and you had that war early and we crippled you and all. We just left you over there. But I know that you've got some uranium. How about you slide me a little and I make Washington DC disappear disappear. You'd have little like like Discord side chats like that to get the uranium and the whole time they're telling the other guy that they're on his team so we're just fucking him over. There's lots of like lying behind people's backs. A lot of diplomacy. Yeah. Yes. Real that's I enjoy that part too. People get mad. People get mad and like rage quit and get like friendships would end stuff like that would happen like people get upset. It's fun.

I don't like the length of the game. And furthermore, not only can the game go like more than two hours threatened four hours, but sometimes a four hour game two hours in you realize it's hopeless. You are not winning. But like I guess forfeiting is considered bad. No, you need to slowly suck up and endure your beating over the two hour long time period of time it takes. Those flip though, those flip. Those can definitely flip.

They can, like what we would do, it's called a vote of irrelevancy. And you would say, I want to vote of irrelevancy. I think I'm irrelevant to the outcome of this game. And then all the players would vote whether you can leave or not, basically. Obviously you could just all tough for it, say suck a dick, but then they don't like

to play with them anymore. Well, they won't let you play with them anymore. It's called the no quitters group. So you'd do something like that. And usually they'd let you out. Like if you're crippled crippled, like they'll just let you out. You're building archers over there

in one city in the corner of the map. You can go, you can go. Your Arctic archers are skin can can fade off into the sunset and you can go do something else. Yeah, I do like the one off games like Civ or like Age of Empires where you can just hop in, play and then that's it. Like you're not building towards anything else in a future game. Like just hopped on, play a couple of games that's, or I guess in Civ's sense,

you hop on and play one game. Well in Civ, like if you're playing single player, and I think that's what's so addictive about it and why so many people love it is you can build your empire an hour at a time every day. And kind of like Sim City, a lot like Sim City. And you, by the time it's over, you've got your little Minecraft world you've conquered all the AI and I would usually leave some poor AI like in the corner over there and like surround him completely with military So anytime he stepped out of line, we just kill them all and just you know

Get a diplomatic victory or used to be economic victories possible all that shit Those games are great to get high and play which I think there's two games. There's two types of games to me There's only two categories. There's games that are good to play high and there's games that aren't great to get high and play which I think there's two games. There's two types of games to me. There's only two categories. There's games that are good to play high and there's games that aren't good to play high. You don't categorize by like shooter. No, that's a bad game. I play all the games. I like I can't I can't I can't play twitchy stuff.

Hi, I don't need that. That's me in flow zone. Yeah, I hit my state if I'm playing Tarkov or like Like like hell divers or even um, um dark tide you play dark time harley that's that's sick. Yeah, it's amazing Yeah, um, I like to get good and high for that and get into a rhythm of just they really screwed the pooch on dark Tide by not releasing a full game when they released it and a scoreboard You've got to put a scoreboard in. There's still not a scoreboard without a one there to be one.

They don't know real unreal. What's the fucking point? There's a battlefield came out that battlefield was PVP. Like when four people go into an arena and we're going to kill thousands of enemies like you commonly kill 700 to a thousand enemies, I want to know how many I got. And I'm not not gonna bully you yeah but see it's also important then i need to know like who did the most damage deflection or all that or yeah because like if i'm the guy if i did yeah they literally

had healing like and you're just showing me kills at the end. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I would play a tank character. And so like at the end, I want to see how many meat shields I ground through in the furtherance of allowing Kyle the space

to hit the specials. If it doesn't show that at the end, then there's like, it doesn't feel as much. Yeah. I always look at that scoreboard and do mental gymnastics. Like, you know, the real measure of a player is the number of times you block something with a shield. Yeah.

Oh yeah, dude. I look at that graph like I'm like I'm Nate Silver. I'm like, I'm going to interpret something totally different. That's good for me. Marvel Rivals actually kills that part because at the end, they'll say the MVP is but then all the players there, you can click on any of them and see their highlight, their best play every play. That's cool.

It's really cool. Like it's. It feels like a gift in these days because it's not a service or feature you get in a multiplayer game. Yeah. It is cool. Yeah. Yeah, they should have more. I could save it to your computer. You got to have a scoreboard though. I want to improve. That's also a game. I like games that have really high difficulty levels that we can approach. I want there to be an easy.

If I'm just chilling out, I'll play on six or seven difficulty if I'm just playing solo and getting samples or something. But if I got all my boys together, I wanna be able to match, I wanna lose is what I mean to say. I want there to be a difficulty that'll beat our ass. They went up to 15 in the first one,

so I'm hoping they do that. Yeah, Darktide's like that. Darktide's hardest difficulty. And Vermintide. I found them both very hard, actually. Vermintide hard difficulty was hard. Like it was like if someone fucks up their role, like it fucks up the whole team. Absolutely. Yeah, I like when games get harder,

at least RTS and stuff like that tactically, like with Vermintide, you'd set the difficulty to hire. But it really was just increasing the amount of damage the opponents did to you per hit and decreasing the amount of damage you did to them. That's not exactly true. It's half true. It increased the damage.

I think that they would do to you. But what I think it does is just add more enemies. I think it just adds more enemies. I know in Helldivers, that's the case. Like damage stays flat and they just add more fucking bugs and terminators to contend with and bigger ones and they mix in more The better behavior is more aggressive the specials get really thick and darktide to the point where if you don't have at least one character who is a Hundred percent of the time. I mean you can't smoke a fucking joint like I

Willing with the net shooting guy the flamethrower guy the grenade throwing guy or the dog that will just pin you to the ground and mall that jumping guy hey like left for dead woody where there's like multiple ways for a player to be incapacitated but but unlike left for dead they give you the tools and if you have a high enough skill level like oh you're coming to pin me duck dodge dip fuck you in the ass. So I can see why you would like that. I like that in Left 4 Dead, you couldn't.

In Left 4 Dead, I would bet that the best player on the planet still gets smoked sometimes, still gets, you know, vomited on sometimes or whatever. There's no avoiding it. And what that means is that regardless of how good you think you are, you need to stay with your team because you're going to, uh, the smoker had this really long tongue that would pull. You'd usually stand on top of a building, hang you with his tongue from the side. And it's super easy if you have a teammate nearby that he would just snipe them and you

drop and you'd be fine. But if you're solo and you're trying to leave your teammates around like some sort of hero or maybe your dick or whatever Antisocial for one reason or the other. I don't care how good you are. You probably won't succeed and because of that We're all in this together. We're all gonna rely on each other cheap. They caught you no matter what sometimes I swear you may laid them but they matter always got the benefit of the doubt because they gave valve new See dark I punished you for not being with your team in that game. Yes. Yeah, and I really- And I think it has a mechanic for that, Woody, where like if I can't, maybe call convergence or something where, but basically,

if you're near your team, you get X bonus and each player has an aura that they exude. So like if we're all together, then your character is going to make me reload faster. Taylor's character is going to make me immune to fire and Harley's character is gonna make me like like do more headshot damage or something and you also have similar auras coming from me and if we're all together and our characters are maxed out then we've got like two or three at a time and we're just a mean lean killing machine if we're just in this pocket of destruction together. That game is at its best when we're shoulder to shoulder

and the enemies are so thick that all we see is maggots and viscera and we're all just hacking. That's what I like about that game. And then your boy comes in with a flame thrower and just melts everyone and they scream and someone says something racist. I like it when games rely on teamwork like that.

I dig it a lot. And then I actively work not to talk about Elden Ring, but the successor that's coming out and like, I think they're network testing it in February. It's like Left 4 Dead. And that has me excited. No, that's awesome. Um, you I'm glad that you have found this game that you can just Yeah. I didn't know you could see how much I played. I didn't know I put my discord on like privacy mode So now one would know like the extent of my loser dumb and Kyle's like you didn't look at steam Me with Konojo VR Okay, it also like the thing with discord games is if you just leave a game open it counts that is playing

and so my discord says I've played like 2000 hours of Warhammer 2 because on that gaming laptop that I had back then, it took a while to boot up. So I just left it on for months. That's the way it goes. Pay to get space here. You were saying games, like when you play them high, like what games you could play hard at once.

Like Twitch shooters, I love that shooters. Like I love that high, but once that really got me sneaky when I would get higher games like Mass Effect or Baldur's Gate where I'm making decisions said I'm like mad high and then this like persons like you could fuck me now only now or I'm never gonna fuck you for the Rest of the game or you could save that planet. Let me ask you a question. I'm like, Matt, I'm like, oh, let me ask you to be me. I got to figure this out. Should I fuck this digital?

Literally, they're like, it's like you could say that that guy who gives you all your ammo or you could save that girl. You fuck. Who are you going to be? You got to say the AMOGA. How much Baldur's Gate have you played? I didn't beat it yet, but I've played 35 hours. OK, I was going to. OK it yet, but I've played 35 hours. Okay. I was gonna, okay. Kyle was that guy?

I heard that Baldur's Gate had sex scenes. So I was like, all right, I should investigate this. And I go to, there was a two and a half hour compilation of Baldur's Gate sex scenes. Fuck yeah. I'm like, what? Dude's blowing, dude's girls blowing, guys, furry stuff, like everything you might want is in Baldur's Gate.

I did start to see the patterns. It's basically the same sex scenes with different animation. Is that your guy? Is that your character? That's my guy. I see. He's he's well hung there. That's nice.

Yeah. Yeah. So what is he? Is he a dwarf or a gnome? He's a halfling bard. That's nice. Yeah. Yes. So what does he is he a dwarf? He's a halfling bard. That's a halfling because I was that's what I thought. I was like, you couldn't handle a whole thing. That's a whole thing. Like a halfling, but he does me. But when I when I when I made him, I was like, OK, you know,

I never played Baldur's Gate game. I know it's D&D. And I'm just going to make the most character that I'm almost honestly honestly let me try and break it. I put everything in intelligence and charisma and I made a bard Like plays the bongos and it's just I have no like he could shoot an arrow Or swing a sword, but really like it's only gonna hurt the lowest level people But he could buff the team and stuff. And so when the game started, you run into this girl, Shadowheart, who's got like this like armor on and stuff and you know, and then you run into Lazeel and she's like a barbarian and she's huge.

And they come out and they're both like, they both have these huge swords. Now, if I made a type of character that I always make in any like Skyrim or type game like that, if I made that guy that archer dude or that barbarian dude, seeing these characters wouldn't be anything. But because I'm literally a little dude with the bongos. Yeah, this is my team right now. So I got them and then I got Karlak, who's this big, huge red bitch. And I go, I roll with, I roll with my three warrior women and I like that. I, I like, I'll walk up there. I hold them. I, they hang back in the bush and then I walk up to the

goblin camp like, what's up? And they're all like, ah, maybe we kill you now. And I, I talk to them and it's like, I'm rolling rolling like 30s because I'll cast a spell on my. So charismatic. So like I'm there like it's like to win this dialogue is like 15, which is very high. And I'm rolling like 27. And then they then they bring out their animals and they're like, you know, like maybe they eat you because I can speak because I chose like one of my main abilities to speak to animals.

The animals come up and I'm like, hello, Sarah. Yeah. What's up, Rebecca? Nice to meet you. And I'm talking to them and they vibe and I go back to my team and I'm like, yeah, we can go through the goblin camp. Don't touch any shit. Don't break.

Don't fuck around. Whatever that come across orcs and they're like, I try and like, sweet talk them, but I did crit fail once, and in a scenario like that, or sometimes there is no way out, they're gonna fight you, and when that happens,

then I take my three warrior women, and they come up, and Karlaak literally takes my character and throws you. Yeah, he gets damaged. Like I get thrown back and I get damaged a little bit. But now I'm all the way back there. I take out the bongo, start playing and these bitches just cream. They just fucking cream them. And I'm trying to fuck them all. But you fuck them all. Yeah, I kissed one of them. But because I, I like, I don't like once again, I'm like, let me do stuff that I would never do

in other games. I played Mass Effect 30 times and I never played as Fem Shep. Maybe that's some baggage I got to unpack. I don't know. I'm not like, dude, I'm not gay, bro. I'm fucking John Shepherd. You know what I mean?

I mean, I'm not fucking John Shepherd. I am. I always play the girl. Yeah. So in this case, I heard you could fuck a guy and he could also, he's a druid, he could also be a bear. Yep. So I'm sitting here, I'm like, maybe I should fuck the man when he's a bear.

I did. Like, okay. Did you? Tell me about it, bro. Of course I did. Did he please you? I heard that you like suck each other off. Oh, you're a girl.

So my first character was like a half elf, half halfling. But you thought the guy is a girl or. I was definitely a girl. I have a vagina. So well, I mean, the bear had a penis. And you can't use that as a measure. It's twenty twenty four. It's actually not gay.

Because you said the bear had a penis and. Yeah, it's straight sex between a halfling elf. It's actually not gay. Because you said the bear had a penis and you are a girl. It's straight sex between a halfling elf girl and a bear man. And you know what I like? The bear man like asked for permission first. He's like, are you sure? Because I'm like, I got a big bear cock. Because I'm a bear.

Because I'm going to tear you up. And because I'm going to bend you over and I got big bear claws and they're going to ruin your back. Yeah. You're going to be ribbons by the he was gentle He was gentle. No, I love that game. I've ran through it a few times. I like to play it. Are you always a girl? Probably well We'll see you can also play as like the characters that are in the game and they have their own stories that you can You can if you play as them you get to like flesh their

Pre-made story out more and my first time I played as a dark urge character. So everything's really like bonkers and random. That scene you mentioned, Harley, where you run into the camp and you got to talk your way out of it. They're like, they're like, maybe we just got you here. And I was just like, maybe you maybe maybe I got you here. And he's like, oh, I didn't know that was possible. He's like, he's like, maybe you eat this dog here and he's like, oh I didn't know that was possible. He's like, he's like maybe you eat this dog shit and we'll let you leave. Yeah, about that. And I was like,

actually you eat the dog shit. And he's like, wait, wait, well I don't want to eat it. He's like, eat it. And the guy's just his perk is no you. He eats the dog shit in front of all of his boys. Eats the dog shit from all of his boys. And then me and my gals went into the castle too. That you didn't even kill him. No left him there to like live that down. What about the loot? Now his name is Karlak the shit eater. Those guys had a good, what have you had a good sword in

this in those guys paid me. Those guys paid me. I told them like, it was the same thing. Like when I ended up talking to them, it was like, they wanted to rob me. And I was like, no, you're going to give me money. Nobody robs me. And they were like, what? And I was like, yeah. And I them, it was like they wanted to rob me and I was like, no, you're gonna give me money. Somebody robs me. And they were like, what?

And I was like, yeah. And I forgot, I have like three options. I could like be like deceptive or I could, like sometimes it doesn't- Intimidating, you can- It doesn't make me powerful. Yeah, it doesn't make me powerful at manipulation. Like I wanted. I don't remember that maybe.

It'll give me, nobody's right. It'll give me like three different types of emotions that I could play on with different benefits It doesn't always necessarily make you overpowered in one specifically Yeah, that's crazy because like you always stop and there's always really cool Ways to approach battles like we like one time go ahead I was gonna say we try to play a multiplayer in that but you all have to like sit there together and be glued to the story and play turn by turn. And it's not gonna do, you know, that's hard during pandemics, something like that. If we, if we sat at it, it would be good for a land.

Like if we were sat around a Dungeons and Dragons table and there was a, it was like a, you know, we could all talk to each other as we played that it would be more conducive to that. But like, I'd be like, it's your move, dude. What are what are you doing it's your move we're all waiting on you oh sorry sorry sorry dude I got what did you do why'd you cast that you good I got locked in jail for robbing a body that was already dead and then there was no way out of jail that was their friend who had just died giving his life for the kingdom and you hustled over there and rifled through his pockets in front of his friends he just died for. They were not even barely looking at me.

In Baldur's Gate 3? Yeah. In the first scene where you stop the goblin invasion of the secret forest kingdom. And yeah, you go in that guy's pockets, they get mad. What you do is you drag his body in the bushes and then you go through his pockets. Okay, well I didn't know that. I take the whole body. See, I take the body. You take the whole body. What you do is you drag his body in the bushes and then you go through his pockets. OK, well, I think the whole body. See, I take the body. You take the whole body. I take the whole body.

I've got a case with everyone's body in it. That's a main character. Minthara is in my trunk at my house. I keep that bitch there. You want to see her? You want to see Minthara? I'll open the game up right now. She's still in that trunk. If I like the idea that that virtual world exists and there really is a Minthara

somewhere suffering in that trunk. Yeah, I was the idea that that virtual world exists and there really is a methoris and we're suffering in that Trump. Yeah, waiting for me to show you to her. No, she's dead in the game. I was she dead. The underworld is like underworld area like, hey, we're walking through these coffins. There's coffins everywhere. And we were walking in shadow heart instead of the top. She's like super religious. It was like shadow heart pasta, a check of something. I don't know what it was.

And I, in Karlaak, I just took her and grabbed a coffin because right next to us is just a hole, like a void. It was like a cliff side. And I told her to like grab the coffin and throw it. And so she grabbed it and threw it over the ledge. And as it was flying over the ledge, she like opens up with like a skeleton warrior, like shambling out.

I lost all the loot, but I was like, what do these skeletons have? Couple gold, and all the girls grab the coffins, they all grab coffins, and they throw them over the ledges with the skeletons in it, and I'm like, that's so sick. This was supposed to be a little scene, but this is just what I happened to think of doing. It's an ambush, yeah.

You're walking into a subterranean cavern type area, and there's all these coffins there, and you're like, I can tell by the way there's coffins. It's weird ambush. Yeah, you're walking into it like a like a subterranean cavern type area and there's all these coffins there and you're like I can't Look right those don't look like background elements You know what I mean? Those look like something they'd be interacted with but they're all laying out I think this is gonna be some kind of a Dracula Ambush or something so I stacked all of the coffins up manually on top of each other next to the chasm And and then I woke them up and they all popped out and then I blew them all off into the chasm

That's yeah, that's even you can play the game a thousand We were able to throw three off the ledge and then we had a couple more to like fight there But I was like that was so sick like just the choice of throwing the loot away like this game It really means it like in the sense of role playing like How games used to do it and it's like triple-a modern games never hit role playing on this level like this I agree does you can like take any random item and like infuse it with light and use it to solve a particular Problem where you need light like there's so many options and when I thought about evil choices, too And I I wanted I wanted Cyberpunk to be like this.

I wanted Cyberpunk to be like this. That's a good choice. When you were like, you could have been Corpo and you could have gone down that core. I really overthought the game. Like I'm like, oh, maybe I'll be solving some missions in a business room. But like it never became like that.

But I kinda, and I kinda want that. But when I started playing Baldur's Gate and I made this bard, I do solve a lot of shit by talking or being charismatic or having extra dialogue options and stuff. And like, it really does, like the abilities that you're given are cool. Like, it's like to throw something or pick something up and hit something with it.

You could do like with anything in the game. And when I thought about it, I was like, this is actually the basis for what would make the sick anything in the game. And when I thought about it, I was like, this is actually the basis for what would make the sickest Star Trek game. Because if it worked like this and you had your team with you and it was like Baldur's Gate, diplomacy is so important to the Star Trek universe and it's never used in gaming. And like the closest like was Mass Effect, you know, doing something like having peace between the Krogan and the the the lizard dudes if it had been, you know,

across all three games. Baldur's Gate hits that level and goes way beyond. I thought so there's a mod for it to make it Lord of the Rings and it's perfect because you just style your characters. You just style all four your characters after Lord of the Rings characters and give them those stats and it's perfect. That's sick. Did you play through the whole thing with that or just tested it out? I just tested it out. It was cool.

I don't like playing with the whole squad. I just like my main character. Yeah, Baldur's Gate is wonderful. I didn't think I was going to like- Imagine you're going to camp and you're going back to your ship and it was like the bridge of your ship and you know, fast traveling to different planets and everything. No're going back to your ship. And it was like the bridge of your ship and, you know, fast traveling to different planets and every now. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, like your way team could be your four guys.

No, I demand there for a Star Trek game like that. Like how big is Star Trek's fan base? No, no, it's not. That's see, that's where Helldivers kills it because they just steal other people's IP and like integrated into theirs. Like you like I said, you get to fight zombies and on one map, you get to fight terminators from the terminator universe. Essentially. They're just terminators. It's like playing the Terminator three movie.

You always mad. It's unlike you're fighting like dreadnoughts also, like war. Yeah. The next generation ruined Star Trek. As much as I liked the next generation, it made Star Trek boring. If you go to all the other Star Treks, like the Star Trek movies, oh my gosh. They're like, we have a problem that we need solved. Does anyone have motocross, mixed martial arts, and skydiving experience?

And suddenly the fucking Beastie Boys music starts playing and they incorporate all these things and they're fighting. That's fun Star Trek to me. Oh, wait, you mean the new movies? Yeah, the next generation Star Trek. Oh my gosh. It's like, how can we out clever these guys? Are there any puzzles?

How many lights can we count? The new movies. Diplomacy. How many lights can we count? How dare you? Wait, hold on. I've seen the first Star Trek movie. Is the one from 2009, was that Next Generation

or was that regular Star Trek? That's regular Star Trek, yeah. So that 2009 movie you're talking about, this is the one where like Captain Kirk goes from the sports car to actually becoming captain. Yeah, he like, yeah, it shows the flying. I really like that one. I felt like it wasn't as popular as it should have been.

And I like the next ones too, but I think it was just me. Me too. I love them. I love that trilogy. I watch it like every year. I thought it was so sick. And that trilogy, when I saw it, before I saw the first trailer

for that first Star Trek movie, I thought Star Trek was so ugly. I would put it on TV and I thought it was so lame watching them there being like, oh, I'm gonna have my tea and then I'm gonna go talk to that alien. Right, the guy sipping Earl tea, he's worried about Wesley's crushers,

homeschool progress or something. And like that's Star Trek. Fixing the problem, they used to be like, I flipped the switch and I reversed these and now it's okay. Right, give some science nerd with made up words talk about how he solved our time conundrum. And then I saw that trailer where he's like ripping it as the kid and the cop pulls him over

and he's like, my name is James Kirk. James Tiberius Kirk. Yeah, I was like, that's Star Trek. And then I saw the movie, I thought it was so sick. I'm like, I'm gonna go watch Star Trek. Now I like Star Trek. And I went and I loaded up the 1950s Star Trek and I was like, this is so fuckings Star Trek and I was like this is

so fucking stupid and ugly and shit. You can't go back to that one. I hated it. It was so bad. And then I put on Star Trek Next Generation. I'm like, let's see what all the fuss is about now with my good big brain. Now I'm smart. I can surely I can appreciate it, you know, and I put it on and then I had to call up

a friend that I just knew who I then I had to call up a friend that I just knew who I haven't spoke to forever and his family loves Star Trek and I called him up and I was like, to cast you a question. Why the fuck does Star Trek suck? Why is it suck? And he was like, what do you and I'm like the show, the old one. He was like, yeah, that sucks. That's terrible.

I'm like, but now I'm watching next generation. He's like, Oh, it's great. His show of all. I'm like, so why is it suck? And he was like, well, uh, you will start watching from the beginning. I was like, yeah, he's like, yeah, it's great. A show of all. I'm like, so why is it suck? And he was like, well, you started watching from the beginning. I was like, yeah, he's like, yeah, this writer have a beard. And I said no. And he's like, then the show's not good. And I was like, so when is do he's like, just go right here, go right here.

Because even if you want, just watch these episodes. And he gave me like 50. How much of this show is actually good is most of it dog shit. Well, once I watched those 15 episodes that he gave me, I could tell you that if you're like standing on the bridge and solving shit from this bridge, and you're talking to that captain, and you did it in a conversation while holding tea, is so much sicker than having to go boots on the like my appreciation for the whole universe is so different. When I learned the rules of things, like when I learned the prime

directive, the whole concept, which they give it to you in the third one. Remember when he, he saves the planet and then the people are like, oh, and they draw, they draw the thing in the sand. They draw the spaceship, they see it oh, oh, like that's like the biggest no-no in Star Trek universe. And I got to appreciate that more because I started to watch the show when really in the show, they're just like, oh, we can't violate the prime directive.

And it's just a sentence. Right, like, so what happened was that they started off with Star Trek, The Next Generation. They had big shoes to fill. The last of the movies were from the next generation and they had big shoes to fill. The the last of the the movies were from the previous generation were happening still. And they were picking up a bald captain with a French name. And he thought it was weird.

He was like, but look at me when they asked John Luke, he thinks of he thinks of Flash Gordon. He thought he was going to wear. I think they tried it with a wig. He thought he was going to have a wig. There was the impression I'd be attractive. But the first season is the first season is genuinely garbage on my rewatches I always skip the first season and a little of the second season, but there are like seven seasons of 22

Episodes each so there's plenty of good Star Trek and there are about 15 or 20 episodes mixed in that are genuinely gold They're really fucking good. And I like that stuff. I don't like the, Star Trek shouldn't be an action movie because it's not, it's, that's not what it is. It's not a genre. It could be both. It could be both.

Cause I grew up, like I'm saying, like, those movies got me into Star Trek and there is a happy medium for sure. The actual, It fucking, War is the last, It'd be so awesome. So like, have you watched any Deep Space nine? Because that's the best track that deep space nine has a war toward the end of it. That's a war war where we're taking on some people from the other side of the galaxy who are who have like clone soldiers and they want to exterminate us by the billions. And that's a really good show. I feel like you get these communists like gay space communists.

Well, yeah, but you don't need money because what would you need money for? What do you want that you would spend the money on? Sick episode when these people who got cryogenically frozen, they're they're like found and they come back and they're like, where's my money? You literally don't need it. And they're like, well, well, fuck this guy. And they're like, no, no, I think no, you don't know how it works anymore. Yeah, they were impressed with the card because really, you know, military careers, they're

not like white collar jobs. That's it. So they had that bias. So they defeated scarcity and still found problems. Well, the Federation has defeated scarcity. There are plenty of places outside their protective bubble where it's a hellscape like Star Wars. You can go get a job if you want. Why do they care about those places then?

Those like why is there? Why engage in concoct? Oh, so they're just in it for the love of the game. They're like, I want to see what kind of fucking frogs live on this blue planet. We're like, we're going to go out there and show people. Yes, like you have military vessels until they were backed into a corner. All of the Star Starfleet vessels were short sighted by its vessels with weapons on everywhere outside of our wonderful

quadrant is a hellscape. Let's not put guns on our ships. They just measure this warship. They measure they measure societies are part of the Federation, or like they're part of it when you can travel to light speed because a lot of societies will kill themselves or destroy the planet. They won't make it to that level. But if you do get to the level where you can travel at light speed, your planet isn't fighting each other anymore. So you're now like going outwards,

because if you're still fighting each other and you get this technology to travel at speed, you will blow up your planet and that's what happens. So if you did get to that point, you've done it in a way that like you've passed the litmus test and now the other aliens are like, there's a whole other universe out there. So when the humans got there, you know, we kind of got the perfect ending of our society where we're like, hey

Let's go out there man and show people that we also had our problems and the fucking these purple blocks We also have like get along we're space evangelists We're the best My beloved franchise I've heard enough god damn it you people don't know why you're hating on my child like the my beloved my beloved franchise I've heard enough God damn it. You people don't know what you're talking about There are boring times there's plenty There's a half a titty hanging out and there's a camel toe from a wannabe supermodel. All right, that show has sex appeal God damn it. All right. I like Star Trek

I like most of the Star Trek that there is and I've seen every bit of it. I've seen all of it I like the new track even though it's not as serious It's more like quirky and silly lower decks the animated one and I love it Oh, yeah, and you have the next generation is the gateway. If you, you, you can, I think deep space nine is again, watch, watch like the best episodes next generation, but I got one for people even listening at home a little bit, this one right here, season five episode two,

Darmok. Yeah. Very random. What am I going to? That's a Nagra. What does, what does gateway mean? Like your gateway drug to the rest of star? Oh, gateway, sorry. Like you'll like lower decks the cartoons and stuff

when they reference certain things or bring back, but like this episode, season five episode two, Darmok is really fucking- Is that the one where they speak in code? Yeah. They speak in metaphor. It's so, it's just such a funny, the thing is the concept is so goofy

and the execution is so goofy and the execution is so goofy and it's carried by two fucking like incredible actors that take it dead serious that by the time this goofy thing is done, you love this alien guy. You like you've gone through like what you wish movies could do this in 90 minutes and they do it in one episode. And it's just fucking great. And it's so goofy and hilarious that it's one of the most quotable things. Like I like, like I give my friends something and I'm like with Timba, Timba, his arms wide, you know?

Like the thing is like, it's just, it's a great episode. Shaka, when the gates fell. Oh man, Shaka, Shaka, when the walls fell. Yeah, Shaka, when the walls fell. Shaka when the walls fell. Someone fucked up their lives. Yes. The way this episode plays out is they have universal translators, but because these people don't just need a word for word translation, they speak in metaphors. So they'll say something like Shaka when the walls fell and everyone's head scratching.

It means failure. Or those. I can't remember all the different lines, but eventually they figure out the translation by working together as a team and it's this sort of cooperative feel good problem solving thing. But it to me lacks the freaking base jumping MMA stuff. Yeah. There is a, uh, an invisible predator that they have to fight off with knives. Oh, you know what, you know, what's fun that you think a society could even achieve the monster, the guys from red lead, red letter media bought that mask

and they have it. That's pretty sick. Nice. What'd you ask Taylor? I was saying like the idea that a society that communicated in such an inefficient way could become peers with a society that doesn't. Have you ever seen those graphs that show efficiency of language like by words versus the amount of information conveyed? It's really interesting. And so you can see like like, there are some languages where there's a huge capacity for both, like Italian. Where you can be very inefficient

or you can be pretty efficient. Or you can be more efficient like English, or you can be, I wanna say like Vietnamese or Korean or something like that. It was like, it takes a huge amount of words or something to convey the same thing. And so I just, I never thought about that conceptually, like truly until I saw that. And it was like, fuck, that really makes sense.

Like, so German, English, these are languages that you can convey a huge amount of information rapidly through a relatively terse statement. Whereas there are some where, you know, there's more buildup. You have to, even their sentences, their statements, they're all structured differently. And how would that impact over time, your ability to achieve things? Because it would all be, you know, prorated over a hundred years.

In China? Because I do. What? I judge content creators by the efficiency of their language. Of course. Hard. A disregard for like the like word economy when speaking is, yeah.

It's a big deal. And people will sometimes spend the first minute or even two minutes of their video telling you what they're gonna tell you. Now I recognize some importance of an intro, like, hey guys, I'm playing this game with one arm tied behind my back in this way. But you need to let me know the rules of that you're doing

in less than 20 seconds. If you spend two minutes, bro, what are we doing here? This is taking too long. That's why this show. It's important to me that we get to the stuff people would actually want to hear inside of 15 seconds. Yeah. Brought to you by blah, blah, blah.

And then start in what's it called? In Chinese language, like counting to 10. Yeah, it's called on those China It's like like it's knee son she go and it's fast So on average a Chinese person can remember about ten numbers whereas English speakers can remember about seven based on how long the words, like there is nothing as long as seven, the letter, the number seven letters,

the word seven in the Chinese. And then when you get to like 10, 11, 12, 13, when you're eight and you're learning to count or six, you're learning to count and you get to 11, this is a whole new word and a number attached to it. Whereas in the Chinese language, 11 is 10, 1. And then when you get to 20, we just got a new word. For them, it's 2, 10.

So the math of the number is physically in the word of what it is. So then when you have, when you get to things like fractions now, counting has been easier, you're better at counting, you're more prone to be accepting of math, if you're good at it. Whereas us, we maybe are not good at words, some of us. So now math is frustrating, because we can't keep track of 809020. These are all new words, you know, whereas Chinese, it goes all the way.

And then fractions, we say like three quarters. What? I wonder how the language is very confusing to teach to a kid the concept when you're just you can do that. Whereas in Chinese, they're literally like you have four take away one. And that's the language for three quarters a fraction. So that's why like it's not that far off when it was like, oh, you know, they're better at math to an extent.

Yeah, because the language makes it easier to be better. And when you're better at something, you do it. Yeah. Back to the core of the thing. You could mean I could evolve to be flying around the universe or the galaxy, rather, with Darmak and Shallad starts the the engine you know you know you how do they express when like a valve O ring is degraded but what if a specific kind of radiation was making a valve O ring go bad how would I I need to tell you that concisely. And then you need to know which O-ring to get and the procedure to put it back on. What are their instruction

manuals? They're like, uh, it wouldn't work. Okay. Mary at Cooliss, Mary at Cooliss when the ground rose, uh, you'd have to remember a storybook where someone had the exact same O-ring failure. You'd have to be like, or you'd have his ship exploded. You'd have an analogy. And think about like, uh, think about the difference in just the requisite knowledge of history you would need in order to meaningfully communicate. Like if I, if something was going horribly and what he was like, Taylor, Taylor,

what's wrong? And I was like, 476 Rome. He was like, Taylor, Taylor, what's wrong? And I was like, 476 Rome. Like you'd have to know that the Roman Empire fell in 476. Otherwise there is no, there's no understanding of what- I would say when we're- Breaking down your concepts into smaller concepts with just other concepts, right? Yeah.

Yeah, it's inherently bottlenecking. This is why it's a good episode. The concept is so fucking silly. Even the fact that he has a hard time being like, I don't understand what you're saying. He's like, bro, he said Shaka when the walls fell like three times when three bad things happened. Yeah. Shaka, the wall's falling at Shaka.

Sounds like it's bad. And I don't even know where Shaka is to know that. So he should get it really quick also. But this is the beauty of the episode is that like, they're both great actors and like theater actors and they're dead serious selling this the whole time. And that's why I find it's a good episode for people because like, if you really hate this episode,

then you'll probably never find any beauty in it. But if you could find the beauty in this episode, then you'll you'll probably never find any beauty in it. But if you could find the beauty in this one, there's much better things in here for you. Did you get into any of the Worf stuff? Worf is my favorite character in all of the Star Trek stuff. He spans the across multiple movies and Deep Space Nine and the Next Generation. He's got the and card. So he's he's in three different series and like maybe five different movies. He's the guy that has to fuck every 10 years or something. No,

that's Ponfar and that's Vulcan. So it's every seven years. But Klingons, I know you, I appreciate whatever. You know what's even better? The females apparently they go into heat every seven years and they need some dick and everybody in the Star Trek Star Trek Enterprise everybody's like no no no I don't want your perfect pussy Jolene Blaylock I'd be the scumbag of the ship Jolene Blaylock's needs all right she needs to get back on the bridge all right she needs some dick staff y'all are treating dick like she doesn't need it if she needed some novocaine we'd shoot her up she needs it she needs to get fuck Now just doing a public service. Yeah, I am right Patrick Stewart is not a very good actor and He's classically trained right? He has all that theater shit. He sings but he brings that to a starship captain I've watched movies where he and data sing back and forth to each other on the fucking shuttle

metaphor Where he and data sing back and forth to each other on the fucking shuttle metaphor Say it again. They're singing the HMS pinafore. Okay. I am the very model of a modern major general That's only famous because of the Cape Fear episode of the Simpsons There's episodes that take place that are like where they're all like in a Shakespeare cosplay thing like stuck in a like I mean like it's like a Sherlock Holmes thing like they like I don't like those episodes really. I don't like them either. I think these actors wish they had landed a different gig so instead he handles being a starship captain in the wild wild west of space as if he was playing fucking, I don't know, Romeo. And it frustrates me.

He's singing, he's doing these deep chested proclamations. And I'm like, bro, you're not in a theater right now. But these things- This is a TV show about space and lasers. But this, this- Well, what is right- Because you have so many episodes and like, listen, you guys are right, but the thing is, it's not for me either,

but this builds up a person and a character to such a crazy level of detail. Like, there's one episode where he goes and he, they go by this like planet that was blown up. It's not there anymore. It's supposed to be there. And they bring this box on the ship and Picard looks at it and Picard falls unconscious.

And he wakes up on this planet and he was like, what? I'm the leader of the USS Enterprise. And they're like, his wife is like, honey, relax. It was a bad dream. You're freaking out. And he was like, no, no, I was the leader of the USS Enterprise. And she was like, no, no, no, like you're,

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're making it up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're Toven, the merchant. He lives this life. Like, and he's like, he was like, I still can't, like it's like 20 years later. He's like, I can like, I still can't, it's like 20 years later, he's like, I can't believe I had that previous, I don't know what it was, I love you,

this was such a great life. And then he finds out that the planet is ending, his planet, and so the planet ends and blows up, and then he wakes up on the starship, and it was 10 minutes have passed. He's lived the whole life then. And they're like, you were knocked out, but he lived the whole life.

Now, if this were- So there were no stakes. Hang on, let me add one little thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. If this were an anime, this would be a filler episode and this would be shit. And I would be like, this is garbage. Like, why am I fucking wasting time in this stupid fucking dream?

Fuck this episode. No consequences. Nothing, blah, blah, blah. Then he walks over to his bedroom and he picks up the flute that's in there that at the beginning of the episode, he said it was a gift and he didn't know how to play. He picks up the flute that's in there that at the beginning of the episode He said was a gift and he didn't know how to play he picks up the flute and he starts to play the flute Now why this is so cool is because this guy is a captain of a Federation ship and there's nothing more useful when making these decisions or these calls or anything than wisdom

Wisdom is the ultimate thing. So the fact that he lived two lifetimes of wisdom that no one else would, when things happen later on that he has the answers to, or they don't have access to him, I'm like, they need to get to him because he's literally a fucking superhero. He's lived two lives. And so like this little stupid filler episode

that I would have hated built the character up. Now for me, but for gay people, the fact that he loves theater and he knows that way and he chose that, he should have been. Cause you know the one thing I don't know. He's gay. I have a tremendous craving for cock. When he wakes up, he just wants to fuck.

Dude. But you see what I'm saying? It makes it like cool. It makes it like something did happen. There was no consequences. But this guy who you know, he just got this major perk, like this major upgrade. So I like that all the captains are different and they've all got their nuances. And I and but they didn't acknowledge that it's cool yet.

They could play the fucking flute. Can they acknowledge that it's fucking cool. Kyle, I scrubbed through this link you had, which is like Patrick Stewart in a Nazi movie. It's good. There's not a single Nazi in the whole trailer that is balded and Patrick Stewart. I know. Well, like, you know what I mean? You're going to go to love this movie. Incredible, incredible movie.

Yeah, it's a really good movie. If you go to Deep Space Nine, like they do a bridge over episode between TNG and deep space nine, where captain Picard is delivering, um, some people to deep space nine. And he has a meeting with the captain or the commander at the time of deep space nine, who will be the captain of deep space nine, uh, Benjamin Cisco. Well, what Picard doesn't know is why their meeting is so tense and why Sisko is staring at him with daggers in his eyes and hate. Because Picard was taken over by the Borg and the Borg invaded and they killed tens of thousands of people, they destroyed a bunch of ships

and Benjamin Sisko's wife was on one of those ships and he watched her burn alive. He's like, you burnt my wife alive. We're not going to be chill. I don't really want this job by the way. And the card's like, that gives you crazy perspective on the grand scope of it all. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah. I love the Star Trek stuff. I don't know what they're talking about. You're right. Star Trek. No, no. Everything what he said is, is, is right. There are tons of know what they're talking about. You're right. Star Trek. No, no. Everything Woody said is is is right. There are tons of episodes that I think are so silly that I won't even touch them. I don't watch the hollow the the holodeck episodes because I do think it is just them wishing that they were on a more artistic show,

maybe and being silly, you know, stretching their legs, playing some more characters. I want to sing. Yeah, I want to sing, too. I want to put on a I want to put on that Cicero nose. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Apparently, Patrick Stewart was the one that like when they were doing the show, it was going to be more like the old one. And he was like, no, if I want to do it, I'm going to be very serious about it. Like, I want to be serious.

And they thought it was going to be campier. And when the rest of the cast saw him come in and do it like really how he did it, they were like, oh, so that's the show. And then they all shifted like how they were going to be based on him coming in and being like, no, I'm doing this dead serious. I'm not going to be like, yeah, it's a campy thing. I understand, like to a new audience, though, it is hard to get into. You've got to know where to start.

And there's a lot of fat that you want to avoid. And it's hard to avoid it. Some of those movies are dreadful. Next Gen movies are cool though. I like the, I don't like any of the next gen movies. I think they're all bad. I like the wrath of con. I like, I like star Trek two, four and six, the originals.

So the, the, the, the con's crazy. Cause it's like in one room the whole time. Yeah. It's, it's, it's Ricardo Montabon and, and, uh, and William Shatner are never in the same room together. Montabon's got like a few minutes on screen, the whole movie, but he's commanding and he's scary and he's great. I love his accent. I love the idea of a super soldier.

I didn't like Cumberbatch playing him. And when they remade it, one, you liked that one? That was a two Woody, the movie, the newer, yes, I did like that one. I do like that one. You liked that one? That was a two Woody the movie the new Yes, I did like that one. I do like that one. I thought I was about it. Oh, yeah. I forgot that. Yeah, I liked it. I thought it was great. And he played. He made Khan practically a superhero really hard to kill and I liked it. I like Star Trek when it's a little bit more physical.

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Be like, you know, Mal, like, uh, like tens of millions of people were killed because of, because of his policies. And someone will be like, and they deserved it because they were rich. And it's like, what do you think? Do you think there were 20 million rich Chinese peasants in the 19th century? Like, are you retarded? Like, no, they were there. A lot of them are still barely living. Seemingly they're eating bugs in wet markets. Don't like that. Oh, if you go to the Merrick Health Link, by the way, he's doing a $10,000 body transformation challenge this year. Hmm. Starting, I think there's you can, you can enter on his on that website. There's a link there. I think it starts in January, obviously, you know.

What is it? Cool. Check it out. $10,000 body transformation challenge. I saw he had some before and after pictures of people who had gotten in shape on there. I'm guessing that, you know, they're gonna pay the person who most effectively changes their body in the next year, give them $10,000. I bet 2022 Kyle would be right up there with the winners or whatever year it was.

It's not too late, we could go again. Yeah. 2021, I wanna say, right? We could get scary. It's not too late. We could go again. Yeah. 2021, I want to say, right? We could get scary. Yeah, it's a good guess, but yeah, like Kyle's transformation was not a con. We could all get scary if you want. I don't think I'll inject you. I was gonna get pictures of shirtless Kyle. If you were my neighbor, I'd just let you do it. But you're a million miles away, effectively. You won't get on the tube. Are we finished ads?

Yes, we are finished ads, sir. Taylor, did you see Eddie Hall arm wrestle Brian Shaw? No. What? Dude, before I see it, it has to be a Brian Shaw victory. It just has to be. You think? What? Because his arm is longer and they're both unbelievably strong.

And so I feel like that leverage would really help you or maybe it's he went, no, yeah, a longer form. He wins four to two. It wasn't a clean sweep. Uh, Eddie Hall won twice and he won four times. Uh, there was another one where Brian Shaw kind of lost. It was like a a foul. He slipped out in a losing position, which I thought meant a loss, but it didn't seem to be included in the four to two at all. So I was confused. But it was neat to watch them prep for it. They're both. That's cool. I want to say like, like not professional arm wrestlers, but they're not regular people either. They definitely know how to jockey for grip as they're getting setting up. They both know how to go over the top. They both know more about arm wrestling than I do. And they're both massively strong. Brian Shaw is so much bigger than Eddie Hall. But Eddie Hall was World's Strongest Man too. Like, don't, don't go act and like he's nothing. Yeah,, it was fun. And it seemed like there was genuine heat, like there's pushing and shoving. Brian Shaw apologizes for his behavior to the camera afterwards. Like it,

it, I would say Eddie Hall was kind of the bigger jerk in my interpretation of it, but I was watching Brian Shaw's videos. So maybe he showed, you know, those moments and not, but that's also like Eddie Hall, like he's, he's more bombastic in it. Like Brian Shaw is such a giant in that world of strong men, even amongst strong men, like he's a giant guy. And so he plays the more like humble, like I'm, I'm just a work a day fucking giant who does these things.

And so that's cool. I need to watch this because I super glad Brian Shaw one because he's of all the strong men. He's my favorite. The way he'll like, like, I remember the videos I was watching of his from years ago where someone would I think it was Gigi, actually, who was hanging out with them. Gigi Mufu. And he was like, Hey, Brian, we just came up with this new, weirdly angled block. That way is 80 pounds.

That's really difficult to grab and pick up because they were doing that grip strength thing and Eddie or I'm sorry, uh, Brian Shaw reaches down and like, kind of like finagles his hand the right way and picks it up very easily. And then they're like blown away and he's like, well, you know, guys, like it's, I trained for this, this is my thing. And I have large hands because I'm six foot 10. And you know, so, you know, it's not as hard for me as maybe for you guys, but it's great. You guys are doing it. And so I really like that vibe of Brian Shaw, just a genuine, gentle giant. And it's complimented perfectly by Eddie Hall. I keep forgetting the names.

The bombastic, which you forget this guy, Eddie Hall is also like six, three or six four. Like this guy's a big fucking dude. Five, two next to Brian Shaw. He's only like, like you see him against Brian Shaw and then you see him against normal people and it's like, oh my God, the fuck does Brian Shaw look like next to normal people? Like terrifying, like destroying villages, like creating legends. I want to take a picture next to Brian Shaw, but I'm like a foot

stool, right? So I'm just that. Yeah. We can both take a picture with him, where we're both like a girl sitting on his his bicep, like we're like a pinup picture. Let's get him a Santa Claus beard and sit on his lap. That'd be good. Dude, if that guy, if that's what Santa looked like,

we wouldn't have fucking Kyle go in Grinch mode. He'd love it. Kyle would have giant cookies out front. Big ass. Yeah, it's really fun. I like those guys. I like it when they fight. I like it when they fight. I like it when they arm wrestle.

I like all that fun stuff. It's cool. So I was like, I was watching it and I was like, this is content that Taylor would love. It's good content. It beat your filter. I don't know. It got filtered somehow. I don't know.

It beat my algorithm. It is also funny. I'm watching it now and how much Brian has to like lean down to even get to the arm wrestling table. It feels like a little bit of a detriment where it's like his legs are bowed the whole time. Yeah. It's sick. The strongman sport is so neat. It just sucks that they haven't found a way to like make it awesome to watch because there's no way to know how heavy that stone is. They're gross looking.

Nobody wants to see that. Have you seen an old line? Those people are disgusting, but it's covered in commercialized sold jerseys with a big helmet covering their head with a visor on top of that. I couldn't tell you what my quarterback looks like No, but you have you seen after the play some of those big O line fucking country fret fed Nebraska boys like stand up and they got that big gut That's like barely being not even being held in by the what I'm talking. They're more Yes

Comparison between those like fake those ab humans those meta humans in the world's strongest man contest. They don't like real people. Their proportions are out of whack. Their body fat is incredibly unhealthy, like to the common man, to the layman. Oh my god, what's wrong with them? Kyle, have you heard the term power belly? Yeah, of course. They use it for leverage. Yeah. Yeah. So for the listener who maybe doesn't know what a power belly is, it's what you'd think a big fucking pregnant looking belly that extends. But if your mission is to squat down and pick up a solid rock beach ball size there, then it turns out

that power belly is a really nice sort of resting position to help you leverage and get it up. So like to Kyle's point, I don't really want to bang any of the strongman competitors. They're not my kink, but maybe just tailors, it would seem. I don't want to go like take their beer kegs away or anything. I'm just saying you don't get me to watch. I still like them on my TV. Their feats of strength are what most of them are wild.

Some of them I can't appreciate. Like, I don't know how hard it is to pull a train slightly downhill. Mm hmm. I just don't really have an appreciation for that. The car carry seems fun. Whenever they get inside that car, it's got the squat bar on it. Yeah. Yeah.

But they lift the whole thing. Some of them I can't like or even a deadlift like they do a deadlift but then the sides are so high the bars like lifted off the ground more so than normal and I'm like I don't know how that translates to the deadlift that I am familiar with. I would like it more if they were if it was more adversarial if it were more like American gladiators or or even like squid game or something like that. Like I get you're trying to be a real sport.

You're trying to compare yourself to maybe Olympic lifts or something like that track and field stuff. But I'd rather what are we talking about? We're talking about two of those guys rest arm wrestling and that was the event. So why not have the world's strongest man throw in arm throw in some tug-of-war arm wrestling tug-of-war I like what your head is. How about that thing where they both stand on a column? I don't know what the stick is called that has pads on either side. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, do you guys know what that is called? Yeah, I remember I saw it with American gladiators as a kid

Turbo would kick someone's ass Use it to like I've seen Marine Corps do this this fighting with it It's it's it's the stick with the pads on either end, but I can't I don't know the name. It's called the just Okay, well then the joust or whatever. It's Adversarial Cuz look if you've seen one giant man throw a beer keg, you've seen them all do it. I flip through ESPN and I see they're throwing kegs.

I keep going. I'd rather watch. You're going to find the same level of physical insecurity in a seven foot tall giant man who is made of legends than you are in, like, Conor McGregor, who's like tough as hell, but he's also. Let's shit on Conor for a while. Like. Did you see that link I sent to you? It was like, Connor McGregor becoming a devout Christian. Oh, yeah, I saw it.

Oh, he's a comeback. Is there a lead up to this at all or is this a out of nowhere branding? This is an out of nowhere Christian. A post-rape conviction shift. Yep. So he had no interest in this at all. And then suddenly this happened and now he's Russell branding it. Basically. Yes. Absolutely. Well, I don't like that.

He's got like he's got some like like like Catholic icon metal or some shit like like the photos of him praying and stuff. What do you mean? What's an icon medal? I don't know. I got those little medals with the Saints on them and shit like there's some saints face. I don't know what this Catholics have a made up religion by the way. Oh, like, I really know what I'm talking about. I bet Harley's been holding a rosary. I bet Harley's heard

the adults. I choose to believe it's Jesus on a say Chris. I have no recollection. It's like, not this obscure religious. They'll have like a rosary. And then they'll have like a locket with like a photograph of a saint in it, like Saint Christopher's face on a little silver pocket locket type thing attached to the rosary. Don't you make fun of that shit. My grandma does.

That stuff is non-fucking-sense. The whole icon thing is, that's an idol. Those people should have been burned a long time ago. Like it's the same. The Catholic church doesn't have more power or they take things down. You think you have a thorough understanding. We need to empower the priest. All right. We've been defunding the church for too long. Taylor. I don't like it. Four men are trying to get laid. Would you have some children for them? They're just trying to fake it after they get caught being rapists.

Catholics are the absolute worst. That whole like, hey, yeah, God and all that, yeah, but I'm the middle man. So you don't want to pay me if you want to talk to the Creator of the Universe. Pay me well. Yeah, but actually I did all this horrible stuff. In fact, I poisoned some people with my brewery. Yeah, well, pay me extra well this month. I'll tell God, he'll eat school. All that nonsense. All that nonsense. Yeah, the paying for access, I really dislike about, at least old school Catholicism. I don't know how much they're doing that now. Oh, they stopped at. No, no, I mean, back in the day, it was like you, they would imply, like, you can't pray at all. Like, it has to go through us.

Of course. Now, I don't know, I don't think that's canon, but also... Oh, I don't know. I would imagine if you want, like, absolvement, you're going to have to go through a priest. You know what I mean? Like, maybe you could say some, maybe the priest could direct you to say some Hail Mary's or something. But I think if you've committed, especially a mortal sin and you want absolvement, you want to go to heaven.

I'm pretty positive you're going to have to involve a priest. Yeah. If you're like really Catholic, I actually I don't know because I have some Catholic friends that are saying that. See, all right. I'm not like I don't know because I have some Catholic friends that are saying that see all right I'm not like I don't know how I was a bad counter McGregor was actually I was wrong It turns out what he had it wasn't weird at all. He has a st. Christopher necklace See, it's a symbol of protection guidance and safe travel. I have one of those for my Baldur's Gate elf It keeps her safe wherever she goes. Yeah, that gives them the same way it gives your elf

Bonuses it gives him the same way it gives your elf bonuses. It gives him bonuses. You think so? Does he, maybe it shields him from the, the, the, it shields him from the legal quagmire that is his rapes. What a jerk. He'll fight Jake. Is that right? He said he was going to fight Logan Paul. He said that's his next fight. Like what a scumbag piece of shit. I wish he would fight. He wanted to I don't think Jake wants to who's the main fighter?

Wait, wait, he doesn't fight race to no. I read want to fight him right now. I don't think I read that Jake feels like Logan snaked the fight from him. But no Draw for fights Mike Tyson Jake or Logan Jake, but no, Jake is a bigger draw for fights. Who fought Mike Tyson? Jake or Logan? Jake, but Logan fought Floyd Mayweather. They both get big names. Yeah, but I think Jake, I think Jake is a better fighter now. I agree. Oh, yeah. I've Logan agreed to that, too.

They were on a podcast. Did you watch Jake on Logan's podcast? Yep. Certainly not. It's really I just saw clips of it. It's really funny. They like they're just like kind of like brothers really beefing. It's like really like they're really mean You have two brothers just like like being like they haven't spoken a while I guess are they building up to a fight with one another

Logan says that kind of but like as a joke, but Jake's like yeah, right of, but like as a joke, but Jake's like, yeah, right. Knows that Logan is the better boxer. It's just even like KSI talk about Jake. Now I don't think KSI could fight Jake. Like I think like Jake really wants to fight Canelo. Yeah. I think this is like five eight. Like he's a Mexican lower weight boxer.

He's a really sick boxer. No, I knew he was a great boxer, but I thought he would have a huge weight advantage. I'm going to look up how small he is cuz five seven Yeah, so he's gonna fight some six foot four guy. That's absurd. He knows how to pick him God damn it the man wings not Jake's not six four at all. Yeah Jake Logan is Logan and Jake is six feet. I think you would know you have a good you have a good height radar as someone who's just out of the game. I met them both and Logan was remarkably tall.

Yes. I have Jake at six one and I also have five seven like Kyle did for. He put on a lot of weight for Tyson. He'd have to lose the weight if he fought him. But yeah, I don't know. I don't think he would fight Connor. I don't care what they do. I don't care. Connor's is like kind of like, I won't watch. I don't think he would fight Connor. I don't care what they do.

I, I don't know. It's like, kind of like, yeah, he's doing a thing. He's trying to like, you know, he needs to do the key. I will watch, but I think Kyle's right. I I'm wrong in this and I can't stop it. I repeatedly fall for the same scam, which is like they hype up this fight. They pull me in. I freaking break diet and live stream it.

And I'm with all the PKA Patreon boys. And we're all disappointed in how boring the fight is. Boxing is not a very good sport. Even amongst the clash was pretty cool. Remember that one guy flew out of the ring even amongst the big like guys who were my favorite. It seems like there aren't many finishes and it's fake. It's you know the big strong guys. WWE is more real to me than the boxing that we have in this modern era.

I genuinely believe that. I think occasionally in WWE the outcome they're like hey I'm winning this one he's like oh but the plan was the other thing yeah but I'm taking it and it but in boxing I think those judges are fixed half the time I think anytime you've got a sport that's so goddamn crap imagine if like the umpires work for the Braves not just work for them but like like like what the brain hats imagine the Braves're going over there and like taking the umpire aside and being like, yo, you thought that was a little inside? Huh? Maybe I won't call you next time I need an umpire and get your shit together. You know, like that's what flame Floyd Mayweather

can do when he's putting on his boxing match. He can, that's his judge. Those are his boxes. Yeah, people barely get hands on him at all. He's a really funky human. Really strong people. Kyle, you know, Rascal McGoverns, of course, the guy who finds the pedophiles and punishes them. I follow him on Twitter and he will occasionally post weightlifting videos and he's one of those like giant guys

that wears oversized t-shirts. So you can't really tell how strong he is. And he was doing 200 pound dumbbell presses incline. That dude is wait like a like 100 pounds each? No. Or 200 each? No. Hahaha! 200 each. That guy is a monster. And so it's no wonder. Like when you watch his clips or videos, it's like, damn, I didn't realize that pedophiles were so short. No, apparently that...

Did he have help to get them in place? He kicked it up to his legs and then leaned back and started pressing them back and forth. That dude, his name's Alex Rosen. He's a fucking monster. He puts terror into the hearts of pedophiles. Dude, that's so much power that he's developed there. That's so much manhandling power. That's so strong.

Yeah, that's incredibly strong. I think that the most I would abuse like 80s or something like that Yeah, 200 people don't people who don't lift don't realize the insane strength that is Yeah, when the ends of the dumbbells are so close just holding them like this you have to like almost move a bit away because There's 10 It was like almost move a bit away because there's 10 inches of when he was inclined dumbbell presses. He was inclined dumbbell pressing like 200 pounds in each hand. Like for reps. That dude's a monster.

Right. That's crazy strong. I would argue that like once you get into the bigger weights, I don't really like doing dumbbells anymore. Like I want a barbell or something I could have safety or control with. Sometimes just like swinging the dumbbells into position and lifting them up is like dangerous. That's what I'm talking about. I'm controlling my weight though. I think people like that.

You can tell how heavy and like how accustomed to he is, because he does that right leg quick jump to get it up here. That's what I do. Yeah, I put it on my knee and it helps me throw it into place. Yeah. I still think that when I'm at my best and I start getting strong into the bigger weights, I get away from dumbbells. Yeah, it's a... I do too a spotter, you need a spotter when you're that close to like, like your failures and stuff like that. Anyway, getting that, getting 200 pounds up and then getting this one up and then like,

like, like, like the mechanics of moving, of transitioning from each position that's required. And then when you're done, presumably exhausted, getting them down safely, Like, like how do you finish this exercise? Do you just drop them? Cause I'm okay with that. I've done that before. Um, but you can't always, unless you've got a big in the clip I saw, he was also being more controlled in the drop where it wasn't a huge drop. It was like a return to the knees and then a drop. And then like, I saw a clip of him where he's just enormous being like walking up

to some goober who's trying to talk to a 14 year old and he's like, Hey, looking for Trixie and I'm like, Oh, that guy must be more scared than he's ever been in his entire life. No sir, I am not. No sir, I'm not looking for Drakezy. I was looking for the Christian school, is it around here? I was looking for the Conor McGregor school of absolvement of guilt

via faux religious conversion. Yeah, as scary as Chris Hansen would be, Rascal McGoverns might be even more terrifying, because not only are you going down, he might rough you up. Has he roughed anybody up or does he just sort of mince them? I think he rubs people up sometimes because I follow him on Twitter and I'll see people be like, you're just victimizing people and entrapping them. And he'll be like, sounds curious where you live.

And I'll be like, no, please don't come to my house, Mr. Giant Alex Rosen. Ooh, Rosen Harley. This isn't good for your status as the biggest Jew. Mm hmm. I did. I actually looked it up. I was like, oh, it's that guy. I knew him as a different name. That also sounded very Jewish.

You know, his tribal name, you know, well, it's on his account, but yeah. Chet Goldstein. Chet Goldstein. He's an EDP guy, right? Yeah. He's the one who captured EDP. Yep, he captured EDP, the high level criminal. And isn't he like, what's that guy up to now?

He went back to making YouTube videos got caught again, dude. And then went back and made more YouTube videos caught again, dude. Yeah, but like more YouTube videos No, dude, if I go to a YouTube channel of EDP and he's still uploading boy. Yeah, he's absolutely He's doing fucking cod commentaries and and like taste test and Taco Bell and shit I'm sure he's still making content man. You can't even dog down if I search for EDP on YouTube I get some channel about surfing this poor guy's guilt by association Damn, it's hilarious to me. Oh that poor guy when I search EDP four four five

I'm the common getting like only getting people talking about him. I'm not getting any of his stuff Is his channel EDP four four five? I? Would imagine that he's lost his og channels and he probably has and they find him and they block them. Yeah. Maybe maybe on rumble in that where they go. I don't even know if he can go there. But that guy Alex Rose Rose and check Goldstein. He said the N word in 2019 and he was like, yeah, but I'm not apologizing. People say that has power. He's like, no, he's like, I'm Jewish.

And I don't think that making Jew jokes or Holocaust is power. So big ups to that guy that rocks. All right. Well, maybe don't take your, maybe don't take a stand there. Getting caught for piss for saying the N word and being like, fuck yourself. That's pretty funny. It is a weird thing where when people try to cancel you, if you just say, for saying the N word and being like, fuck yourself. That's pretty funny. It's great. It's a weird thing where when people try to cancel you, if you just say, nah, I object to your canceling.

It's like, ah, he got me. Okay, my bad. The only way they get you beyond that is by canceling you via the service itself, where it's like they get to YouTube or they get to Twitter or whatever. There's always Rumble. You see that news. I never go to Rumble.

What the fuck is on Rumble? No, I think they buy viewers there. Aspiring pedophiles go to Rumble. Oh, you don't like Rumble. Is that where, that's where Dr. Disrespect is hanging out. Is it? Yeah, so Rumble is a like right wing YouTube where you can say right wing stuff

and not worry about. Where you can say where you're free to say what you want. But, um, uh, they also found a home for Dr. Disrespect. Hmm. Well, I don't like that. Dude, he's doing cool stuff now. He streams with his kids and stuff. I mean, if it's a video site, like YouTube allows you to actually be right wing. Like if it's just a YouTube where you can be right wing without getting banned that's pretty great but you can be right wing or you can try to bang children yeah we can uh it's an either

or oh no i guess both my bad i i think corrected yeah yeah that gate should show up on rumble soon would they let uh would they let let Hunter Biden have a channel? Because he's accused of the same stuff as Gates, right? Well, Biden has been absolved of all his crimes. Just adult sex workers. No, underage sex workers. That was a big part of it. Hunter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a big part of the whole thing. You don't remember? I don't remember. No, I don't, but let me see. I was gonna talk about the Biden, what do you call it when the pardons all the death row inmates except for three, I think

on the federal death row. Yeah, what the fuck is up with that? Letting like actual murder, he's just commuting it. So now their life in prison. Yeah, to change death row to life in prison. Yeah, that's just a waste of money. Like if you find someone who's like raped a bunch of kids or like murdered a bunch of people, just kill them. Like enough. Why? That's absurd. Yeah. I think some

people think it's morally repugnant to end their life regardless of what they've done. I think it's morally repugnant what they did to get there. Well, Joe Biden disagrees. Well, me and old Joe disagrees. I think the three he kept were like the three racist school shooters or mass shooters or something like that. The white ones. Okay. Only the white ones. Yeah, of course, because like racism is worse than anything.

It is the greatest threat facing America today. What we really need to think is like these guys were mean while they did reprehensible things. Yeah. Well, I look forward to the Trump inauguration. I think it's gonna be the party of the year. I think it's gonna, I saw some article that said that billionaires

and corporations were donating millions of dollars. I think they used the term, they said seven figures, like donations for the Trump inauguration. So I don't know what that means, but I'm expecting a party. And if his numbers aren't fucking impressive It's gonna look bad. So he better start like advertising soon. I would be I would already be getting the word out

I feel like he's not he should be teasing this thing I bet you he throws a big party and gets a big crowd. I bet he's exceeds where he didn't the first time Yeah, I I look forward to seeing it. I haven't heard much from him recently. Oh Really from old Donnie J. All right, maybe my fingers not in the pole I look forward to seeing it. I haven't heard much from him recently. Oh, really? From old Donnie J. All right, maybe, my finger's not on the pulse. Oh, oh, oh, yes. He's talking about buying my country.

He's talking about buying Greenland. Yeah, the Greenland thing. He says he wants to take back Panama. No, he hasn't actually said military force, but I haven't heard him talk about buying it. I've heard him talk about like, ah, Jimmy Carter made a big mistake and giving it back. It's really ours.

Lots of people that, of course he's like quadruples the number. 38,000 people died making this. It was like 8,000. And, 8,000 people died making the Panama Canal. Malaria. Yeah, malaria, mosquitoes.

I did not know that. Yeah. So he thinks that America has indefinite rights to Panama for that. And Greenland, and I feel like there's another rights to Panama for that. And Greenland. And I feel like there's another one that I'm Canada, Canada. Yeah. He said he was going to make Canada the 51st state, which would be bigger in both

population and square miles than any other state, but he doesn't know. I mean, how much does he all have? So it just makes it easier for him to say that. And he's like, okay, are you saying Americans died building the Panama Canal? Those were American lives? I'm actually not positive that they were American lives. I think Trump said they were but I would need to fact check it out. They were live. I don't know. Yeah, but Trump's I don't think he sees

it. Yeah, but were they American? Well, I'm using I'm using the Kyle Irish analysis here. I like all that. Let's take Panama. Let's conquer Panama. Take Panama Canal back. Get fucked, man. What are you going to do?

Bitch about it. I don't want the cold frigid parts of Canada, but we looked at the map the other day and that part that's touching the Great Lakes. Anything touching the Great Lakes should be ours. That's what I'm saying. 100%. Yeah. So I found this.

Despite the monumental effort, about 5 5600 workers died from disease and accidents during the U.S. construction phase of the canal. Does that mean that they were Americans during the U.S. construction phase? I can't be sure. That's what I found so far. Okay. Well, yeah. I don't give a shit about that. If he wants to take the Panama Canal back, that's fine. What's Panama going to do? What's all of South America going to do? What are you going to do guys? Send more nonsense up through the border? You don't want the whole world ganging up against you or hating you, but the already have that supporting Israel trend like our fault. You're a good Canadian boy. You're just not occupied.

Yeah. You guys are by the country, dude. I mean, I could fucking drive to your homes without having to cross the border. Can I get a rental place in each of your cities? Hush, Charlie, hush. Hold on. We're talking about important stuff. Canada and Greenland are the Northwest Passage.

It's a shipping lane that's like opening up and then Panama is an obvious shipping lane too. It seems like that's what's in his mind like that's the connection between these things And I don't know if it's a strategic thought or if I'm just putting one there when one isn't there really I'm not sure You know what? Look, I'm only okay with this cuz it's my team But man if if the Democrats had their own Elon Musk All up in like federal governing Business like like this publicly because there is no but like like Soros doesn't do this. Soros doesn't do this stuff Yeah, I buy like da's

Yeah, okay. He does lots of things but he doesn't do this stuff Like like like like Elon Musk's involvement right now in government is is a bit much Do you have you seen his nonsense with the h1b thing that's getting him so much hate right now in government is a bit much. Dude, have you seen his nonsense with the H1B thing that's getting him so much hate right now? It was like, I said this saying that you have to be a fucking genius. You have to be not retarded to see that like he was going to import a jillion Indians and he's trying to frame it as though like, oh, Americans, they don't, and Ramaswamy is doing the same thing, where he's like, oh, we in America, they reward mediocrity. And so it's important that we get foreigners to come in and do these jobs that Americans won't do. And it's like, get fucked.

Really? What was our immigration level when we landed on the moon, when we discovered nuclear technology? America first didn't even last to the first day of the term. Not even close. It ended before it even started. Now they want to bring in H1B. So if people don't know, an H1B visa, it's a special kind of visa to bring in like highly skilled employees for when those skills don't exist in America already. That's the thing, right? So you can't find Americans to police jobs. You bring in H1Bs. What it actually is, is a way to bring in people from other countries, usually

tech employees. And when they can only stay in this country for as long as they maintain that job, which means they're often underpaid, because they don't get the benefit of like supply and demand. Instead, you have to work for this company. And if you lose this job, then you get deported. That's how an H1B visa works. Which means they can't like, but what raise do they want? No one gives a fuck what raise you wish you had. You'll take zero and you'll suck my

dick with the thumb up the ass because I'm into that. And that's your negotiation position. That's all you can do. Because if you don't take zero, you get deported out of this country, this life that you built for yourself, it's over. And it drives the wages out of the entire tech sector because you have this influx of employees who don't have the same negotiating position as everyone else.

And then now my negotiating position is why would you hire me when you could hire this guy over here who is forced as an indentured servant of sorts to take this job? That's how yes work. Yes Buddy I love when we line up on things. It's so great. You're you are 1 billion percent, right? That is exactly what it is. And it is a bunch of tech bros It's a bunch of tech bros Masquerading as though oh we can't find the skills needed

in the US to do this. No. And then you have retards being like, is it crazy that everyone who hires people in the tech sector is in favor of this? And it's only the peons who are against it. And it's like, no, bitch. What it really clearly elucidates is that the people who stand to gain financially by paying people less

are all in favor of this borderline slave class and all the normal Americans who are not standing to financially gain from this importation of a jillion Indians are immediately against it. And so- At borderline slave class, I got a chub. I just want to put that out there. That was really good phrasing, I got a chub. I just want to put that out there.

That's really good phrasing. But that's the problem. Like, I'm not intuitively against bringing in bright minds from other countries. We simultaneously drain their, you know, human resources while boosting our own. But doing it in this like massive way and putting them at a huge negotiation disadvantage when it comes to salaries, just it fucks up the whole labor market in the sector that we have them. And yeah.

And, and it's also this lie that people like Elon Musk and Rameswamy tell where it's like, Oh, we're bringing in the best and brightest. It's like, no, most H1B visa holders are working entry and mid-level jobs, and they are undercutting the wages of Americans. And it is a lie that they are banking on you not understanding. And so this is exactly what I said pre-election I was worried about with Rameswamy and Elon, which is that their true goal is to lower their wages with this infinite immigration from India, where they have this class that they can say, you'll take this money or you can fuck yourself and go back to New Delhi. And how does that impact normal Americans? It's bad for us. It's actually bad to take these jobs that should

be going at a higher rate to American citizens and giving it to a foreigner. And so I've loved seeing this enormous pushback on Elon and Vivek and all these fucking cunts trying to push this shit. And it frustrates the I don't know, they're all America first except for when Elon's own pocket is involved. Yeah. And then it's Elon first and the big Rama Swami too. So we'll see where this goes. I'm looking forward to Trump starting. I'm like enough already. I want to see how this experiment goes.

I'm done waiting. Right. Like, I don't know what Biden's doing. Fucking making sure that murderers don't die or like whatever. I'm done with that one. Let's see the next one. That's getting boring. Yeah. And we'll see. The only thing I'm 100 percent sure about Trump's presidency is that H1B visas will increase

and Israel will get everything they want and more. Ooh, I don't disagree with either of those. If H-1B visas increase, I do think that the Democrats have successfully pushed a narrative of this whole President Musk thing, Vice President Trump, in a way that could get under his skin that makes him assert himself. We'll see. I hope not. I hope not because I think that Elon can be an incredibly important partner for Trump if he's able to temper some of the

negative thoughts that Elon has like you do just elucidated, but at the same time to take advantage of all the strength that he provides and more than anything as a whip as a To get the party in line On voting measures where they maybe normally wouldn't and I don't like it But I bet it'll work like I hate the idea that this South African born billionaire is like You better get behind the MAGA crowd or maybe next year I give $100 million to your opponent. $100 million in my race? I raced $17 million last time. Exactly. It'd be like five times as much. More even. It's easy, man.

Do they better entice middle Americans to vote in 2026 or Elon and Vivek are the kind of guys who are going to go to jail when Democrats win again and they say you're fucked and there's no Republicans behind them because it turns out actually that normal Republican voters are not in favor of a billion trillion Indians coming here. Turns out we're not in favor of that. We don't like that. We want these jobs going to actual Americans. And so we'll see what happens.

We have that. That's happened with us in houses. Like we have a lot of people that came here, like 500000 immigrants. And, you know, I'm I'm OK with that. I'm so many people I know come from immigrant families here. But that amount, there's an amount. And like, I feel like Canada's going through it and has been going through it.

Houses are so expensive. Cities in Canada are like, to live are way more expensive than cities in the US and our salaries are way lower because of the dollar. So it's all broken and fucked up and it's really just, we have so many people that need houses. So many people that own houses that don't live in this country. Like we have people that are like born and raised in China that probably maybe even never set foot in Canada and they own like a huge condo building.

It's fucked up. I have a housing question. So in America, like they say people want to live in Atlanta, but Atlanta is expensive. So the suburbs just spread and spread and spread. And as you're, if you're willing to tolerate like a 90 minute commute, your home is much less expensive. I never hear that in Canada. I hear this city's crazy expensive.

I have to commute 50 minutes, an hour and 10 minutes. Instead, they just say, I can't buy. Do you guys not have sprawling suburbs that impact the supply and demand? Yeah, we like more often than not I've lived in places like that that are like Thirty to fifty minutes to the city You know when you get to a place like Toronto the city isn't just like one place There's like many cities that make up the greater area of that place Like when you see Toronto a lot of people are including multiple boroughs and places that are around Toronto

They really could be 40 minutes from one to the other but are all kind of that's how Atlanta is Atlanta's the yeah city of suburbs. Yeah, like LA is like that also, you know what I mean? You're like, you could be in one place, downtown LA or Hollywood and there are different places that are all connected. But no, like I looked in Canada, I went and I, for what I wanted space wise for a house, like I went and I'm looking far and I'm in a place where

if I look at my Facebook towns, like drama, it's people who own horses that horseback ride through the park, and then people who have kids that play at the park, and there's like horse shit at the park. So it's like, oh, like pick up your horse shit, and you're like, no, this horse has been shitting here for a long, go back to the city, motherfucker.

And I live like at a perfect like, like that line. That's where I live. And I'm like, an hour away from the city, but I just I don't really ever go there necessarily. But houses are fucked up here. They're so expensive. Like, like, in my area, like I've been did you say where you were? I don't mean to dock you. I just no, no, I mean, I'm outside of Montreal. Okay, and like so I I'll be like down by like it's like 5 a.m. And I'm going home and I see there's this yellow bus that pulls up at the near the street like a corner of the street nearby my house and like mad Indian dudes come out of their houses and they hop on the bus and some

of them are wearing dressed like a line cook or whatever and you know talking to people around like it goes they they end up working at farms nearby some of them get on the city bus and go and they're working at a restaurant and what I think about it is I'm like damn like I hope like I know about you know parents, they came here for a better life and they worked really hard so their kids could have more than them. Like, I understand that. But this time I'm looking at this and I'm like, what were they sold? Because coming down here where I live, it's freezing cold. And if you're doing something outside, like to get a good like you got to get something that's like minus 30 degrees built if you're doing something outside and like jeans won't cut it. Like these are like layers and they're not cheap clothing to really be doing it. It's like a very hard uncomfortable, like it's colder now than like

it's ever been and it's just, I'm like what were they sold? Because some of these people they live like- That sounds like the beginning of an apocalypse novel. There's three families. because some of these people, they live like, it sounds like the beginning of an apocalypse novel. There's three families. It's colder now. And the day is so much shorter. It's not in the zombie way, but it is. Yeah, I get I get like I think about it like how how hard it is.

I'm like they'll have like three or four families in a house. Like I'll see like a garage is fashioned into it, like a second kitchen. And or like someone is like the garage opens up and I see it's like a room for a couple people. So I'm just like damn like what were they told like it's hard to get a house here. And so like that's really rough for them. property and who maybe manage a couple of rental locations, Canada wants to take those places and give them to, uh, immigrant families that are coming in. Yeah. I need somewhere to go. And right. They do. And that's true. But this guy also, yeah, it's called the India now. Now this guy bought these. They can go to India. Do you know what they're doing with guns? So they're,

they're taking everyone's guns. Um, like my buddy has guns and you got to notice about know what they're doing with guns? So they're taking everyone's guns. Like my buddy has guns and you got to notice about which ones they're taking. And they give like a generous price. Like you get a gun that was $800 and they give you a thousand. Cool. That's my Canada is such a gay country. That's me. That's me buying his gun and his gun is going to Ukraine. And like all these guys, like they want to put little tags on their guns just so they're like we can see where it goes for fun but like really like it's just so you'll find them in mexican cartel hands we're paying so we're paying for the guns what we did to be bought and then

get sent out there and like you know what a lot of times like people used to be like like the first trump election people used to be like oh can i can I move to Canada? And now like, sometimes some people reference that. And I'm like, no one's saying that, dude. No one's saying that I go. Nobody wants to move to Canada. You guys are in a tailspin. I go to Texas. I go to Florida. Like I see Canadians that have left and go down to the U S and no one is saying, Oh, I got to move to Canada. That's not it anymore. And you know what? It's sad. It used to be that to an extent, it did actually be, it was actually true. But the country's in such a crazy place that a lot of people I know

that would have always voted liberal are just like, they want the next person in and the other this guy, Pierre Poliev is just such a personality, like fully out of like the Trump playbook, like doing everything that is so blatantly the Trump playbook. And you just know he's he's going to get any as like two million followers. You think it will work? Yeah, it has been working. But he's not a type of guy that I would have ever voted for. It will. It will work because when a people of a nation start to feel displaced, they will turn towards more nationalist ideologies where they think, hey, let's take

care of our own citizens before we take care of foreigners being imported here by large capital firms that seek to lower their own overhead costs via their importation. So they capitalize the gains of those lower payments and then they socialize the costs via government programs. And so this is a totally naturalist. Now, when we buy a house now, apparently, and like, you know, I mean, this is me listening to the guy who's running for the Conservative Party of Canada, which is the guy I would have ever voted for.

I look at the guy a lot too, and I like him. Yeah, he's good at it. But he was like saying that like, oh, like when you buy a house in Canada, if you bought a house for a million dollars, $300,000 of that is going to the bureaucracy, the bullshit bureaucracy of the house being made, and way less is going to the guy who, like actually is building the house, the people that are like doing 100% extra bit for third in bureaucracy, huh? It's more than that here, though 100% so you're paying this extra bit for a third in bureaucracy huh it's more

than that here though like if you look at uh jill rogan was telling the story about the they they wanted to install a public bathroom in san francisco like they had this problem in san francisco it's the shit capital of the world because the hobo shit on the streets everywhere and they were like we're gonna install a wonderful public bathroom right here in the shit capital. And they were like, okay, it's gonna cost, it was either 1.5 or $2.5 million for a toilet inside a little shed, basically on the street. And they were like, that's crazy. And this company was like,

we'll come to your rescue, don't worry, it's on us. We're gonna install it, we'll supply the thing. We don't like the shit problem either. And you know, just Let us put it in. And they're like, actually, 1.2 million was bureaucracy, 300,000 was for labor and materials. Why would you think a bathroom would cost millions of dollars? I think San Francisco is like that on purpose. I bet whoever lives nearby is like, I don't actually want the homeless toilet

in my neighborhood. I want it somewhere else. And that like overhead is designed to keep it out. Oh, it's there whether they like it or not. Yeah. Okay. So the housing thing, back in the nineties, I said all the same things that the young people say now, like, oh my gosh, homes are so expensive.

I have to buy this home for like $187,000. That's what it cost. And my coworkers who are 40, they bought their houses for two apples and a tomato. Oh my God, it'd be so nice. Imagine the fiscal leap forward I would have if my mortgage was low like theirs. So when I hear them saying it now,

sometimes I view it through that same lens, like, ah, kids, we all went through that. But then I look at the prices and I'm like, this actually is different. It's wild. This is not the same. This isn't like, sure, salaries have gone up since the nineties by what, 50%, two thirds?

I don't know. But home prices have quadrupled. Like it is a lot harder to get into a home now than it once was. And I feel for the people who didn't buy it already, you know, like, like if you're 30 and you didn't buy a house, like, ah, that blows. It's a shitty situation. Like I know people like friends of mine who have good jobs, like not, they're not making

buku bucks or anything crazy, but like they make enough money that if they were transplanted into a similar job with, you know, ratio corrected wages into the 1950s, they would be buying houses. But now they can't. And so the thought of buying a house is an impossibility. And then even if they get the capital to buy a house at this juncture, like right currently, it's like, oh, you get a 6.25% rate. That's crazy. That's really difficult at these prices. You know, they say back in the day, they're like, well, the rates used to be super high on my $40,000 three bedroom, two bath house.

And it's like, yeah, no shit retard. Like it's changed a lot since then. And so a huge part of it is that both the U S and Canada have been importing millions of people for years. So they've been doing this shit where these large capital firms, whether it's Musk owned, he's a big, you know, uh, so we are a contributor to this where they, they bring them in, they pay them less than

market wages for any American. And then that same person also, because of our new laws qualifies for benefits as an illegal. And so they're just totally doing that shit where they're privatizing all the profits by paying less for their wage force and then socializing the costs across all the people who don't work in their industry. Who pays for the housing vouchers for that person who's now working and living nine people to an apartment in Toronto? It's people who live in Toronto who pay for that. It's not those big fucking tech firms. It's absurd what we are asking

young people to live in right now. It's an absurd situation and there is too much of a blase dismissal of it of, oh, I was tough for me too as a kid. And it's like, no, that's not what's happening. These people have skills to get into fields and they are passed over for H-1B visa workers who will do it for a slave wage. And then what is that? What happens? Is that H1B visa worker use all that money here in the US? Or do we see through stats that a large majority, or not a large percentage rather of that gets sent back in remittances, which we're losing that money now, you know, whether it's an illegal, you know, cutting a yard or it's an Indian working at Twitter,

huge amount of remittances, that's a negative. And then you also have the fact that like now we have like born and bred Americans who cannot get jobs in fields they are totally qualified to enter, but can't. Expanding what you said, sending money back home is part of the Indian culture. And like, I, I kind of see the morality in it, like, you know, they're your parents raised you now you're in America, now you're making money, like, I can see why they would feel like that's the right thing to do. But as an American giving you this opportunity, it feels bad for you not to be putting that money back in our economy where you earned it, to just send it home to India. It's like, ah, right. It feels bad for you not to be putting that money back in our economy where you earned it to just send it home to India. It's like, ah, right. It's a reminder that like we're not on the same team. Yeah, and it makes me feel as an American that a lot of these people showing up don't want to be Americans. They don't see us as our own independent country. They see us as an economy or a resource to be harder to send the money back home then why not tax? I said this like a month ago, 100% tax on remittances.

Just any sort of remittance you try to send back. Sorry, bitch, you can't do that. You're supposed to be American. Different countries. The thing I just wanted to get out there is usually the next generation. They're the Americans like the people who move here from Italy are Italian still they die, but the kids are Americans and that's the good news. We'll see. We'll see if this whole little experiment plays

out. Doesn't seem to be. Yeah, I know that'll change. I do feel like a lot of these guys that voted for Trump because they were tired of these billionaires that ran the show. I'm like, are you watching? You know, like, are you watching? OK, let's see how the reason a lot of us like I said this months ago, like I knew that Vivek and Elon and these guys were going to be H1B visa bitches who were all in favor of that. And so we had a choice between Trump, who is infinite H1B

visas from India, stapling green cards to the diplomas, as he said, or you would have the Democrats who is also that, and then also infinite immigration illegally from the South. And so I picked the side that was less bad. But yeah, this is totally anticipated if you've been paying attention. I mean, the funny side, well, you didn't pick any side. You can't vote. Not allowed. Emotionally, he did. I voted twice for you, but we can't say that publicly. I mailed it into Atlanta.

I get indicted for a fake, for a joke. They take that seriously. They get people multiple years for doing that fake voting shit. I'm not talking about like a lot of fake votes, like one or two. That give you years. It when the is there to really like get double votes because sometimes it's an accident. Sometimes like I mailed it in and I wasn't sure if that really counted.

So I went on Election Day as well, like that people can vote twice and still have good hearts. It used to be encouraged. They would tell men to like go get their mustache shaved off and go back in the evening. You know, like, like, like, oh, absolutely. I can't remember which election it is. It's maybe it was Hardy or somebody.

There was an election which is widely historically believed now to have just been a handshake decided who would be the president because no one knew who had won. Well, you think that's happened since then? No post post vote. They counted the votes and they were like, this is nonsense. And they put their heads together and picked a guy. Yeah.

Can you believe that back in the day before we got voting down, that California would sometimes take six weeks to count their votes? It's a lot of votes to count. They don't. That's crazy. Who's to say? You know. Oh, fuck, I was thinking of the 2024 election, not old timey elections. I mean, do we even need to know how people voted there? Is it important?

Yes. Oh, no, because we know it went blue. It went blue. Oh, no, you should be more secure in it, though. I guess I don't care. I hope Trump does some cool shit. I hope he like- If he takes Greenland and the Panama Canal

and I don't wanna stop there. I want a nice- I want a Mediterranean country. I want somewhere nice that we can go and we can trip. What if he makes an island in the middle of the Mediterranean? How about Greece? Greece has not been doing much recently. And by recently, I mean, 2000 years.

And so maybe we take Greece and then we have some of the most beautiful Mediterranean vacation spots with nothing required to get them all for conquering some some some territory. I don't know why we don't do that anymore. I think Trump doesn't know why we don't do it anymore either, because I remember he would talk about and we just leave the oil. We leave the oil behind It was like what's the alternative Trump? We take it We leave none behind when we invaded Ukraine Trump call him a genius

That's that to me says something about his headspace. I'm sure yeah, I'm I'm fine. I'm not pro Russia or pro Ukraine. I'm pro America. I don't give a fuck about either of those countries. Couldn't care less. Same with is sorry, Harley, same with Israel and Palestine. I don't care. That's your guys fight. Do whatever you want. Not on my problem. I'm just a widow. Canady he's not in the idea. I'm just a widow. Can you hardly cared? If Harley cared enough, he'd be the biggest IDF soldier you've ever seen in your fucking life. He would be. Other than box.

You have to make him a special uniform. You could be the headhunter. Oh, you got a ring to it. No, they'd use Harley for like PR. He'd be over there with those tick tock girls they've got making like. Yeah, yeah. He'd be he'd be making epic meals for the IDF troops or something. Like they wouldn't want to send you in. You're too big of a target.

Like they take you out, right? Literally. You're genuinely just too easy to strike with around. You don't fit in the tank. Did you ever do any in your epic meals? Walk everywhere. They'd give him a Clydesdale. Harley, in your epic meals, did you ever make something like Israeli or Jewish

like food in the TV show? We did like a Hala episode and it was like my family came down for the Jewish holidays and it's like my aunts and uncles are in it and it's just hectic and weird. The whole TV show is like a fever dream. It's like 17 episodes each, like one hour long fucking crazy episode. Harley made 17 episodes in a season. But somehow modern TV shows can't. What's the food, I don't remember the name, where it's like the pastry with either the potato

or the meat inside. What is that called? Knish. Knish. That latke or a latke? No, latke ish that a lot or a lot? No, a lot. Are the pancakes because I had a friend of mine who was incredibly Jewish, took me to a Jewish deli a few years ago and the lot because we're like, it's fine. It's just kind of a potato pancake.

But the can ish that they were on to something there. That's really good. Not the potato kind isn't as good the meat kind fantastic No, they're good. I mean, it's just like Polish. These are like these are like Polish things like yeah, he's basically But there were a ton of Jews in Poland. So like they broke, you know, no, I was thinking Meat pie. It's basically a meat pie potato flaky little potato thingy or me. Yeah, I like that Yeah, the condition like condition very good to everyone out there. If you go to a Jewish deli, don't invest too much in the lot

because they're going to try to sell you on it. It's not that great. The canish is where it's at and they have a good sauce for it too. Or at least the place I don't have to wait. What was the sauce? I'm not familiar with that. It was like a brown like soy sauce looking as fucking brown. Yeah, it was like a brown, like a dark sauce looked like soy sauce, but it wasn't. So it's all Jewish food looks like flesh and brown.

You know, I always wonder about. It was solid. You're undercut underselling your people here that. Yeah, but look at the balls. They look like they look like skin. That's another thing. Matsubal soup. I saw someone eating that and I was like, so like it's like a make your own noodle

as you're eating it. Didn't like that. No thanks there. It's because you use your spoon to like carve off a little bit and then you eat that. You guys are good with the pastries and stuff. There's a Jerusalem bakery type place near me and just delicious. All sorts of like pastries and cool stuff like that. But I don't know about those meat pockets, y'all got it. It's starting to seem a lot like English. Oh my God. No, well, what English food are you shitting on? Like a shepherd's pie.

All of it, all of it. That's the only thing they have is the shepherd's pie. That's literally it. How about those English breakfasts? They're terrible. They put beans in that shit. What about an English breakfast is better than a southern breakfast?

No, oh now you're invoking my cultural heritage as well. Obviously a southern breakfast blows the Very comparable. They're very close the doors up. We don't put beans in our shit because we're not retarded The the beans are nonsense. They they they fry their eggs like over hard or some shit like it always looks gross Like the whole thing the whole thing like they don't know what grits are. Their hash browns aren't great. They don't crisp them right. No, they're not hash browns. You gotta boil that shit in butter. What's your- Anyway.

So your dream breakfast, Kyle, what's that? Oh, I gotta have a waffle. I want a pecan waffle in there. I want like two scrambled eggs with cheese. I want sausage links, not sausage patties, not bacon either. Mild cheddar on your on your eggs or what? No, American. I want American in there. I want that plasticky melted cheese in there. Oh, you're American. American cheese. Yeah, that's what I like. I don't like that. Hell yeah, it's gonna be delicious. Just like Waffle House. And I gotta

have grits. I got grits too. And if I'm going to do for the first time, I always got hash browns, but I just had grits for the first time there instead. It's fucking sick. Grits are such a who cares food. Like they're not great. No, but I enjoyed it. I had it with cheese, salt and pepper. And it was nice. I will go back to the hash browns next time, but I really enjoy. You can do both. They'll do whatever you tell them.

That's true. back to the hash browns next time, but I really enjoy. You can do both. They'll do whatever you tell them. That's true. They'll do whatever you tell them. It's a restaurant. They literally just be like, yo, square up, and he'll put the stuff down and turn around and just square up with you.

Absolutely. Taylor, we talked about this a little bit before the show, I think, but the idea that the Chiefs aren't the number one seed, I saw that somewhere. I don't understand. Look, I'm not the football guy. I don't know enough about football. I like to watch, but I don't know the X's and O's at all Like I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a nickel and a dime if I'm being honest

I don't even like playing Madden, but Yeah, I watched y'all play like six games this year. I know they've been close I know y'all pulled it out of your ass like multiple times, but they won 15 fucking games. They lost one They won the last two Super super bowls in a row as well. We have the autistic dream boat of a quarterback. I love you for the three feet. Like I'm going to bet on the three feet. That would be sick. I wish I was a football fan. Back when like the Eagles were what? 12 and two in the, in Kansas City was, I don't know.

That I guess they'd be 13 and one. I was like, you might be muted Kyle. But I was like, I can see why someone might rank a team. You know when they have one more loss higher because of the nature of their wins and the nature of Kansas City's close calls. But now that it's 15 and one, it's getting to be a

little hard to overlook. You know, the next best team is 12 and 3, maybe? Does that sound right? They destroyed the Broncos in that last game. I watched the highlights just a little while ago. It was like 34 to 7. The next best team is 13 and 2, and that's a tie between Detroit Lions and Minnesota Vikings Other than that Vikings were so good this year. Yeah, and so they have They have a good Good breadth on those guys. Imagine being 13 and 2 and not winning your division That's rough that would suck Yeah, especially their NFC South Atlanta Falcons first place at eight and set or tied for first.

Yeah, the Falcons and Buccaneers both eight seven. Yeah, I hope the Chiefs win again. I wish I could summon in myself a way to give a fuck about football more. Really? Because I just I don't care that much I'm really digging the rag tag come from behind nature of the Falcons this year like like just a Just a shit to your team. I hope the Falcons played the Chiefs That'd be fun. They're gonna make it in they won their last game

Yeah, we'll thrash you. I mean, we played and wouldn't even be a game. You know, we played this year. You know what the score was? What you won by three. Wow. Yeah. Is that a win or a loss? But we went from slash. No thrashing to, you know, it is a win. Dude, the homes didn't even play that game.

You don't know when or where he played. I was hoping you wouldn't say that, you know. Tell me this, Taylor. What's my home's first name? Patrick. I knew it, too. Yeah, I knew it, too. Congratulations. You know, the most famous football player in the world's name.

Who's from your home? The most famous is football. He's not from my home. He is. You're not from St's name. Who's from your home town? Most famous is football. He's not from my home town. You're not from Saint Louis. Is he from Saint Louis? Yeah, born and bred. See this one of those high school

to your high school. He's from Tyler, Texas. And he's five years younger than me. God, I'm a loser. I used to do that to myself. It was Eric Lindros. I forget which one of us is older, but we're like within three days of each other,

something really close. Then I would like measure my life progress against this NHL superstar. It never looked good for me. Yeah, he's born February 28th, 1973, which is very close to you. I always remember you're 73, Kyle's an 86, I'm a 91. I don't have to work hard to remember my own birth year.

I graduated high school in 91. It helps me remember yours. That's so crazy. The big game of course is January 1st. Georgia Bulldogs taking on Notre Dame. You guys are gonna crush Notre Dame. I hope Georgia just dominates because I hear I see all these fans of Notre Dame and apparently every year their big thing is like it's actually not a huge deal that we pick our own schedule and it it's like, it is.

It's an enormous deal. You get to pick what teams you play, seriously. Are you saying like that they're ranked based on a schedule that they get to pick to play. And that I think is, I think that's why people like Shane Gillis who are big Notre Dame fans have this weird inferiority complex because there's a baked-in Assumption that your team gets to choose who they play. Yeah, I I don't know

I didn't watch Notre Dame play a game this year. I don't even know who they played I do know the rank number five and they blew Indiana out. So I am very nervous about the game. I Am super duper nervous about the game. But you know what I'm really nervous about? You guys are gonna win. Having to face Texas for the third fucking time in the national championship game. Maybe they figured you out. I don't wanna have to do that.

Well, every time we play, we've got fewer players. And every time we play, every time we play Texas, they come a little closer. So like, we're not gonna have our QB Fruit for the playoffs. Oh, I thought you guys blew him out. Did was it close? The first game we beat him by 15 the second one went to OT It It has that Vitas Jerry lotte's do you know this person Kyle? No, no, sir. He's a tennis player

He's a pro and he lost to, I think, George Bergensen 16 times in a row. And he's like, nobody beats Vita 17 times in a row. Because he did manage to win one time. So you're going for your third win. I don't know. I honestly think- The problem is like each time we play them,

it's for more money and they just keep they keep it's like the play us anymore This is hard. I worry about your backup quarterback. No, I don't know any worse I just know the backup quarterback is typically not as good as the first string. He's not Also, you know, it takes a little while to get good at this job. You can't step into it in a playoff game and be better. Take a little, take a good stroke of fortune for him to play well. They did get the buy.

So they got that extra couple of weeks to try to get things together, but I'm super worried. I'm gonna watch and I'm gonna be super stressed out. I'm not gonna talk about it if we lose. I'm gonna pretend, I'm gonna black hole that event. If you want, I can bring it up. Yeah, if we win, you bring it. Yeah, we'll bring it up. We'll bring it up no matter what. I promise not to send insulting memes about someone who's sports team just lost.

That'll be so funny. It'll be a leprechaun. It'll be a gif of a leprechaun abusing a bulldog. It happens to me too, but all you do. I hate it. I hate it. Like, so I guess it was last year or the year before, like the Sixers had an actual shot at being good. They were, they were like,

if there were maybe five teams that could win the championship, they were in that conversation and they got beat. And I really cared. And the Patreons were ruthless. that conversation and they got beat and I really cared and the Patreons were ruthless. Yeah, I had a coming. Yeah, I mean, I didn't take a snap all year, but I do feel

invested. I really would love to win another one. And and we get we get a shot at it, which is which is all that you can ask for. I love the playoff system. I'm glad we got a shot at it. I'm glad Alabama got stiffed. Fuck you, Bama But wait, you would have made top four right you got the buy so you were My even if we lost to Texas or no, I mean even if it was the previous playoff system You would have made top four. Oh, yeah, we were number two going into the playoffs for the number two seed Oh, yeah, we were number two going into the playoffs for the number two seed So yeah, but I still prefer this system because we had to like fight our way back to number two after that Ole Miss loss

Mm-hmm, you know and last year you I think last year you were top four. That's just me. Yeah The fifth team would have made the playoffs. That's not fair. I I love this because I think we'll figure out who the best team is You know, yeah, we'll have a good idea. Well, and we can also see who didn't belong like, like this is the idea of 12 teams is good, but maybe the way we pick those 12 teams is not so good yet because clearly Indiana didn't belong Clemson probably didn't belong. And as much as I despise a Bama and I bet they'd are given a harder time. They belong in the time that they gave me. I bet Notre Dame wouldn't have blown a Bama and I bet they don't give me my harder time. They belong in the top.

I bet Notre Dame wouldn't have blown Bama out. But but again, I hate it. Hate Bama. I want bad things for them to happen. You know, I wish that just awful things. You don't even know you like that organization. You want the teams in the mix and you see. No, I don't know. Not when it comes to them.

I love Shane Gillis calling him Alabama Jones and like accused knows basically it She he's like you were accusing coach statement here cheating earlier. I believe What are we doing here? Let me lay this out for people who didn't see it so Shane Gillis comedian they were asking about Notre Dame I for people who didn't see it. So Shane Gillis, comedian, they were asking about Notre Dame. I think Shane Gillis went to Notre Dame. So yeah, so he is a dog in that fight.

Okay, and he's like, I think Notre Dame has a shot. Now that is it NCIS, whatever the system is called, were they paying the player? NIL, thank you. Now with NIL, everyone gets to pay their players, not just Alabama, Notre Dame has as good a shot as anyone. And suddenly they're like you're accusing Nick Saban of cheating of like

Awfulness and they've been sitting there Well, I don't think he was when he said it he was with Nick Saban I think it was a one-on-one with McCaffey when he said it but then later on they're all at the table together now And McCaffey brings it back up That's content, baby. That's content. He could have done a little bit of social grace, kindness to Shane Gillis and not brought up what he said about the guy that he's with.

But that's not what they did. He's like, hey, so you said this about this guy. And he's like, what? It was good. It was fun. Did not take the joke well. He's like, actually, what we do at Alabama is we prepared more players. We sent more players to the NFL than any other program

because we prepare them for the next stage in life because we bring champions, winners at the Alabama program. That's what we do. And it's like, bro, it's a joke. Now I'm starting to think you did face the people off. Are you serious? You'd have to be retarded to think that schools like Alabama and Georgia weren't paying people to be there.

Oh, well, not Georgia because our people would have like- You're right. No, you know what? When you're right, you're right. Georgia would never deign to drop to those depths ever. What need to? But schools like Alabama do that? Minor programs trying to make a name for themselves.

100 percent. I'm just saying maybe it was the one who went on that ridiculous dynasty run and knocked out three or four national championships. Maybe they were the ones cheating. Probably right. We found out Michigan was cheating last year when they won. Yeah, I think if it was really widespread, it'd be obvious on the players like you give them money now and they all have fast cars you think that six years ago they

were just fiscally responsible and they look broke if it was really obvious you would almost imagine an entire by the mom of teams that had regularly dominated the rest of the country for like, I'll say a decade. Like it might, like if that's what they were doing, you would see something called like the SEC where like they all thrashed every other come up in team. Do you want me to tell you what really is Taylor? What is it?

Fire off. Can you have my little Jimmy the Greek moment here and tell you something about the South? Yes. Please. I want you to have that moment. Well, it turns out if you throw up a demographic map of the United States of America, the talent pool is in the southern states. I have some theories on how it got there.

It involves ocean. Oh, it's because of black people. There are so many blacks in the south and they are so much better at football that they are more likely to go to a home school or at least more likely to be a fan. If you're born in Georgia, you're probably a fan of a Southern, of an SEC school.

You wanna go there. So what I'm saying is most of the talent wants to go to the SEC because they're born there, they're bred there. That's what they watched. And that's just where, you know, we play better, harder football in a hotter humid environment So how would we not be better? We're essentially playing football on a more desolate planet than the rest of the country

That's what I'm talking about. Look at this makes sense This is how you read your jersey and our Jewish population have the top certified public accountants in the nation Mm-hmm. I'll give you that. This is just, this is just, you know, what's so funny about this map he posted. It's literally just the black map, but also Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, Indiana. Like those are all the enormous corn fed white guys who play on the line. And so it's both. You got it figured out right there.

I'm surprised Pennsylvania. A bunch of Iowa corn-fed gigantic white guys with like German heritage on the line. Like that makes sense why they're there. I thought Pennsylvania was the lineman state. I guess not. Look at that. No, Penn State is apparently the university,

I think that they do the best with linebackers. Don't they call it linebacker U? I fucking no idea. It sounds right. Something like that, yeah. And then where they rank the little boys. And then I think a lot of really good linebackers are white and so that maybe that plays up to it.

Well, you know what, Kyle? I have, I saw a thing that showed like religion by state on Reddit like just today and the Catholics are in New Jersey. Let me tell you whether or not the little boy touching. We don't have any here. Like, like, like I genuinely grew up with this, this, this bubble of ignorance about other religions where everything I knew about Jews came from Seinfeld. Everything I knew about Jews came from Seinfeld. I mean, I didn't know they were real. Like I didn't understand. I didn't know what they were. I didn't know that they were also the Hebrews from the Bible, you know, from Bible school. No one went to friends bar mitzvahs as a kid.

Yeah, I'd never been. I didn't see an Asian person until I was in 10th grade that's Insane. Yeah, you didn't see an Asian until you were like 16 Yeah, the Tran family moved to town and and I met my first Korean Vietnamese See the Catholics in the Northeast pretty train would be Vietnamese, right? Not their fault. I called Korea thanks we got we have a ton of Catholics around the ocean ain't you mr. Kahn hey hey

Chinese hey ocean man Cotton Hill such a great example of hyper-specific racism where he'd see any Asian that's not Japanese and not have no hate towards them unless he knew they were Japanese and then it was no holds barred. World War II thing for him? Yeah, yeah, he was a World War II fan. There's an episode where Cotton has his World War II buddies together and they're meeting with a Vietnam survivors group and they have the complete opposite viewpoints of the war. Cotton's like, Topsy, remember that German what you bayoneted up there?

Hand in! Show him that face he made! Topsy goes, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'm looking forward to that the update of that the reboot or whatever right I know you're like down on Bobby Hill being like an adult and adult no thank you literally thought Kyle wanted a reboot of World War II I'm looking forward to that the update of that the reboot or whatever right I know you're like down on Bobby Hill being like an adult and adult no thank you literally thought Kyle wanted a reboot of World War II I'm looking forward to that the update of that the reboot or whatever right I know you're like down on Bobby Hill being like an adult and adult no thank you literally thought Kyle wanted a reboot of World War II I'm looking forward to that the update of that the reboot or whatever right I know you're like down on Bobby Hill being like an adult and adult no thank you literally thought Kyle wanted a reboot of World War II I'm looking forward to that the update of that the reboot or whatever right I know you're like down on Bobby Hill being like an adult and adult no thank you literally thought Kyle wanted a reboot of World War II I'm looking forward to that the update of that the reboot or whatever right I know you're like down on Bobby Hill being like an adult. An adult. No, thank you. I literally thought Kyle wanted a reboot of World War II. Let's run it back.

Oh, we're gonna get there. I do not need Mike Judge to bastardize King of the Hill in order to make- His own show? It's his show. He's good. It is his show. It's his show. But he makes mistakes. I feel like he knows what he's doing though. It'll be, it'll be okay. Watch the last season of King of the Hill and tell me he doesn't make mistakes. I didn't even know this existed to be honest with you. The last season of Silicon Valley was also but did you guys hear about the Harley Quinn fart issue of DC Comics? No. I have not. They wanted to fart more?

No, it's a, it's a fartacular special or something. And she's all like, I held my farts in for 32 years. And now I'm gonna let him out. Don't buy this comic. And it's a comic smells like her fart. It's like scratch sniff technology. Dude, why are comic why why do comic guys make it so easy to make fun of them for being perfect? He's to be like a fart fiend like as they're king fuck but like What the heck I don't know about eight subreddits that are dedicated to that I draw the line at the fart stuff. That's that's absurd. I don't want to get part of that I don't want I'm sure there's great subreddits for that. I am unaware of it.

Taylor's face looks so defeated when you heard about it. But no, it's going to be a stinky issue, a stinky issue. And I think it was like they positioned it as like an April 1st thing, but it's already like announced now. So it's actually coming out and it's and it's like, you know, like, can we talk about a teaser for let's talk about a teaser that was actually good though The new Superman teaser who saw the new Superman teaser watch it right? It would he watch it right now and it's like a minute or two long or maybe like watch the first minute of it

And if I look up Superman teaser on YouTube, yes, it's huge. It's blowing up. Um, um Very excited about the new Superman. I'll talk vaguely until they've watched it real quick because it's just a minute. Watching. It's two and a half minutes. I was initially like, I like James Gunn, obviously. I like that he's making the thing. I like that his dog is in the movie, that's cool.

But the actor who plays Superman, maybe his look will grow on me. I do miss Henry Cavill. I liked him a lot. He was a little stoic for the role, though, I think. I'd like someone who was more personable. I don't know what Superman's like. You know what I mean? I don't know what he's like. Like, what does he do for fun? What kind of jokes would he laugh at? What kind of like if someone tripped and fell, would he point and laugh like, oh, like, I should I should not have bigger arms than Superman I want to know what he's like so I'm hoping this movie gives

us some of that I like that Superman's dad looks like a normal person just like a fat chubby like white dude that that was interesting so yeah I'm down to watch I'll give him my money once again and when I saw that dog though coming to help him I was like fuck that's my trigger that's that's my thing Dude, there's this movie. I don't even know what the movie's called. I don't know what's about I saw a short of it the other day and it's Tom Hanks it has it's in the future where the world is polluted or something and Tom Hanks is dying of cancer and he has a dog and

The dog can't go out the sunlight or the sunlight will hurt the dog badly and the dog can't go out in the sunlight or the sunlight will hurt the dog badly. So he has created a caretaker robot that is like sentient to protect the dog. And the robot messes up and he's like, you have one job. I know you're only a day old, but I made you to protect that dog. But sir, your life was in danger. My life doesn't matter. You protect that dog. And then like, wait Kyle, What's the story on this? Hanks is gonna die Tommy's gonna die and this movie is clearly gonna be a dog and this poor robot trying to keep it alive in Apocalypse I was crying watching the YouTube short

I can't watch that so those are my three like triggers like dogs those fucking robots that that's that are that are like kinder than they Then the world around them has any right to to enjoy and and like Tom Hanks Tournament secret level episode what did Superman do to make everyone hate him so much he seems despondent in a lot of alien clips He's an alien. He took American jobs. He did take American You know much people, do you know how many people would instantly fucking hate him?

I'm a little worried. Let's be real, let's be real. Lex Luthor is, it makes more sense in those movies as a villain than almost any other comic villain. Cause look at the scenario he lives in. He's in the comic lore. He's like what Elon Musk wants to be. He's the richest and the smartest man in the world

at the same time. He's also incredibly fizzed and look he's the richest and the smartest man in the world at the same time He's also incredibly better is Lex Luthor trying to save us from the maniac that is Okay, well then I'm teams Lex Luthor like he's got his leg straight. Look Lex Luthor is a greedy manipulative fascist Oh, so he's like pro human. Dude, that's Luther. The Iron Dome is Luther Industries, by the way. I'm with you here.

What I'm saying is like, from his point of view, an alien who can destroy the planet has just landed, completely unregulated. And he said, trust me, bro, I'm cool. And we're supposed to take that on face value and not develop some sort of at least backup plan like we need a gun that kills Superman right away. Based on what you said and what you affirmed, it seems like he's doing a totally reasonable thing in defending humanity against a potentially histrionic superhero. Are you trying to make this modern day and racist because this is a

Superman comic I won't allow it. No he is he also is like no it's because he it's cuz Lex Luther always really like the Mexicans for you though I see it coming you think I'm afraid of the Mexicans being Superman the Mexican Superman yes what would they do they clean your house really fast it would be it would be like a mariachi band but metal it'd be like really- He leaps over a building in a single bound and all the shingles are placed. All jokes aside, that trailer looked dope.

It didn't tell me too much what the plot was about and I appreciate that. And I'm here for, it got me like spinning into this like wish casting. Like what if, what if it's DC's turn? Because Marvel's losing me, I'm having a hard time enjoying Marvel. Daredevil 3 to me was so bad, not Daredevil,

what is it? Deadpool I'm going for I think. Deadpool, yeah. Deadpool 3 was so bad. But that was not MCU and I thought it was amazing. But that's not MCU. It made me like Deadpool 2 and 1 less. It had a strong impact on me.

I hated it. Well, how'd you hate it so much? Why? Oh, that was a two hour and 20 minute movie with a one hour plot. And the CGI fight at the end was lame. It was just, there wasn't anything new there. I was mad at how long it took for them to get to where they were. I was on my phone by the end.

I was on my phone by the end. I, I need to watch it again to articulate why I dislike it so much I think but I walked away just hating that film and wishing I could have my time back. You find it funny? No no I'm mad at it for like three days making me two hours older like I hated it and um Really? I thought that movie was hilarious. Marvel's been losing me more and more lately. I can't remember the last-

That's not Marvel. And Marvel, I think is a better example why they're losing you. But that's not Marvel. It's Marvel and Woody's right. They're losing him. It's Marvel. It's Marvel adjacent.

It's Marvel adjacent because it's the Sony universe. The Marvel universe is losing me because they put out a lot of shows that I don't particularly care about people are like Did you watch Agatha? Whatever the fuck? I did the Loki TV show was not that good and the Loki TV show had its tentacles Which one you can't tell me it's not Marvel when they're the same fucking plot they reused freaking McGovern's I think that's the term.

I've been for McGovern's. Thank you. Guardian's one of the excellent movie. They they they I mean, I thought you're just saying McGovern's in general because I was going to be like, they've never really been a great amount of plot. No, it's kind of like moment to moment with this shit. It seems like they use the same supply closet to build the sets for Deadpool three that they did from the Loki TV show. I hate the Loki TV show felt like it wasted a lot of my time and the Deadpool 3 movie

was so bad. I like the other two less anymore. And I am ready for DC to take the reins. I don't have any. That's what they're missing out on. You throw a titty in a comic book movie. I'm a boy. Let Wonder Woman's titty pop out. And she looks down at it and then just like kills the guy with a single punch. with Titi in a comic book movie. I'm a boy. Let Wonder Woman's Titi pop out and like, she looks down at it and then just like kills the guy

with a single punt or she puts his eyes out or something. Like she blinds him. That's how they're talking about. Titi goes back and she's like, you didn't see this either to the camera. That'd be great. Kyle, they're looking up. They're talking about superhero stuff.

Where can I go rapidly that will show me the best tits online? Where can I go rapidly that will show me the best hits online? Carefully listen, Batman, Batman. Are you watching Penguin? Are we talking about, are we talking about like from? No, I heard it was weird. I'm just trying to see some nice ass titties while they're talking about this gay shit.

Arm wrestling. Eddie Hall was mean before the arm wrestling. No, you're being now. Now you are not. It was my topic. What I did now you're now you're not even filled with the Christmas spirit. What do you know? You know what? The brand Christmas spirit.

Get us out of here. We're fucking did four hours. Like let me go now. We did. I'm jolly maxing. I'm jolly. We're all jolly maxing. I'm jolly man. We're all jolly maxing I'm totally down for DC to get better

Heck my mind's not totally closed that Robert Downey Jr. Can't bring Marvel back. I think they could all be cool I mean, I want Star Wars to be cool also Star Wars like really pissing me off I'm with you. I don't hate any of them and I'm I don't need one to beat the other. I'd love it I'm all got better But um DC hasn't need one to beat the other. I'd love it if they all got better. I don't care about that shit. But DC hasn't been able to really make great ones. They have some good ones. I'm down for Superman to be good. All right, let's take a little.

Well done, Kyle. Let's take a little peek-a-dee at these. Well, you know these are good because the top three all time are all the same girl. Yeah. Is this a small? No, it's not that smaller. Subreddit. Look at them go. They like her. Honestly, number five is the same girl. Are these all the same person? Slow motion, perfect titties. That's my winner of the day.

Kyle, this was precisely what I was looking for are these all the same girl I cannot tell people apart it's okay Woody that's not symptomatic of anything at all you know maybe you passing out with a seizure your superhero beginning of your superhero arc. Now that I mention you all kind of look exactly the same. Dude, tell me one, two and four and five are not the same person. They are, right? I don't know. It says you slash Molly for fun. It's the same user.

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What do you mean? I need you got, dude, you guys put those fucking numbers up every time you guys. What do you mean? Oh, or do we do better on your every time, bro? It's like I honestly I'm going to need one once a month and the rotation you are It's back at you Taylor now We're in the mix brother. I'm there you tell me when I'll be a silly retard on your show. Hell. Yeah

Yeah, I know I seriously once a month you guys you got to get me out I got I got to get me out of this hole, dude I haven't fucking been able to pay a bill in a minute I'm sure these guys doesn't that make you people lose your power or something? It does. They rely on credit scores and usury. If he misses a payment, his mana gets affected. They circumcise him again.

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