Painkiller Already - PKA 734: Mr Pancake’s Pet Store Heist

Episode Date: January 11, 2025

PKA 734, no guest, at least not to start with. And Taylor? This episode is brought to you by Lock and Load and our wonderful merchandise. So check that out. And big hand for Woody for braving the deathly illness he's been stricken with, almost a biblical illness at this point.

A plague. Over 10 days and it's like real deal sick. It must be like three weeks now I've been sick. It was the worst. I am that I'm suffering so bad. We'll push through. It'll be fine. It'll be a good show. I like it. It's kind of like a, it's kind of like a smokier voice. Oh yeah. Is it? Yeah. A little, that might be, it's not working for Kyle, but he's protesting too. He says he doesn't like it in public.

I do. Three weeks of being sick, that's like if I were sick that long, that's when I'd be having the internal conversation of like, I don't need to go to the doctor. Like no, it'll go away. It definitely will go away. I sound worse. There are moments where I feel better. I feel like I'm on the upswing.

We just need my voice to catch up with my vibe. That's good. I've been watching the fires all day, the fires. I always love fires. A kid. So that's not part of me watching this go down. It's like, you know, it's not as horrible. It's a little, little fun. I saw, what's it, what's it guys? Uh, veto, uh, Dick's friend. It's a little little fun. I saw what's it? What's it guys veto? Dick's friend is that yes, okay He went and he went and took a picture By the by the burnt down rich people homes and dick tweeted like don't worry is his house didn't burn down He just drove out there to take a photo next to someone else's burned home

But it's not fun. It's it's really fun. It sounds like fun. I do it. It's a little fun. It's a little fun. Can we agree? It's a little fun. You see, I watched I watched too many videos to find it fun.

I watched these 30 minute like uncut just watching firemen and people try to put out their houses and people scooping their pets up and these people trying to save these horses and stuff. And I feel really bad for those people. I see Trump making it political and maybe Gavin Newsom did mismanage the water. I don't know because they're out of it. They don't have enough to put out the fires right now. So I think a good indicator of

mismanagement is to run out of water. Yeah. I texted you earlier today. This is water we're talking about here Taylor. Not plutonium. We got a limited source of water. We. I texted you earlier today. Water we're talking about here, Taylor, not plutonium. We've got a limited source of water. We only have so much. I'll have to eat it in the right there. You're going to a random person's house. Yikes. It's kind of, I usually went through the refuse and try to find some old memories.

Pulled up a picture of someone else's mom. They kept this photo. Can you believe it? Yeah. Hey Roland, this used to be a cat Oh, I mean not pets Yeah, hopefully the pets got out and the people I saw like a shockingly low death total like I think it was like Well, I mean you would think some people get caught I saw videos of people who were like filming from inside their house Doing a full 360, like posting it to Twitter,

and they're surrounded by flames. Zach, see if you can find the thermal overlaid satellite images, it'll have the fire in like blackish yellow to like indicate, you know, it's a thermal overlay, but the fires are everywhere out there. It's a huge, vast area that's covered, and it's not wilderness, it's neighborhoods,

and it's not cheap neighborhoods, it neighborhoods and it's not cheap neighborhoods. It's these million dollars houses. Okay, so I was looking at it. Yeah, all the 27 square miles of fire. I was like 27 square miles. That just doesn't seem like a lot to me. Is it Malibu's rich people's houses? And that's why it's a big not just rich people's houses, like each house is like a thousand houses burning in a normal place. Like the property damage and

the economic impact is going to be off the scales. Like each house is 10 million dollars and they're burning down neighborhoods of them and neighborhoods of them and neighborhoods of and all the belongings and all the cars and it's just billions and billions are being burnt up right there as we watch. It looks apocalyptic at night. And the smoke, when you see the smoke like flowing over the ocean,

again, it reminds me of like a Michael Bay movie or a Roland Amarik movie of 2012. It truly looks apocalyptic in some scenes, it's crazy. How big is this fire compared to our other fires? Like there was one maybe eight years ago, does that sound right? It was a pretty big deal in California. Seems like they had at least one big one every year,

but not like this. I think they had a giant one that was in the, like acres of wilderness and like not people's houses. And maybe, but this is Malibu that's burning or this is like the Hollywood Hills that are burning. This is really expensive. Yeah, the Palisades. Look at that.

It's crazy. I was watching the wind blow, and the wind looked like it was blowing 60 miles per hour, and it was just roasting everything. It turned these little smoldering embers into blow torches. It was crazy. Unlike Taylor said, I saw people trapped in their houses

with fire 360 degrees. There's one guy, I guess they tried to say to save the house and maybe they're splashing it with water and running hoses. And he's like, we gotta go, dude. We did our best. We did our best. And we did our best. There's like smoke everywhere.

Not worth dying over. Did you see the reporter put the fire out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for him. Did you see it, Taylor? No. He was just reporting on the scene and then there were like, I'll say thigh high bushes

next to the home. They started to catch on fire. So he just walks over, turns the guy's garden hose on, puts the fire out and turns it off again while he's doing his reporting thing. It was pretty good. Nice. Yeah. Well, where did that guy get his water? There was a hose. A. Yeah. Yeah. His water. Hmm. There's a perhaps.

Connected to the house. It's a long hose from Utah. A Salt Lake hose. Yeah, that that's absurd. Like I saw on Twitter and online, people being like, well, the firefighters are having trouble because none of the hydrants have water. And I'm like, that's like a story out of like Tunisia. Like that's not an American story. Like we don't run out of water.

That's insane. I heard the pressure was low. I didn't hear none of the hydrants, but I don't know. I'm only as good as what I heard. The pressure is so low as to be ineffective. Yeah. It's a fire hose and they're just like, or even if they do have like some,

they need to be blasting. They need to do have like some, they need rocking blasting. They need to be, you know, they need to be blasting the fire away. I definitely saw a guy putting a house out and he didn't have enough water pressure. Like he was trying to put a garage fire out and stop it from spreading to the rest of the house. This fireman was and not only did not, he did not have enough pressure. He didn't have enough hose. He was like at the corner, but he couldn't get around the corner and like get into the actual garage. It was what what is happening out there? You're a fireman and you're out of water and hoses. Where's your truck at? You brought it right? Because you're missing two out of three of the things that create a fireman.

You got a truck. I've seen a lot of people playing the blame game and I saw like a lot of it was like they, I guess, cut a bunch of money from firefighters and stuff. But then also it's like you could have a billion firefighters out there. But who, like what can they do if there's no water to spray? They can't do anything. They can't do anything. They can't do fuck all. How difficult is a desalination plant? We got it. We're so far advanced. We're like, we're tickling the moon again and we can't get the salty water into an appropriate form to spray. Come on, let's do it. I think it's cheaper to like, buy everyone's houses down. I think it's cheaper to buy the water somewhere else and bring it in and to desalinate it.

Apparently it's a lot of energy lately. Then what would we do? We'd store it in big tanks, right? We would need enormous tanks with enough water to like put out. We can do that. Big tanks. This isn't a joke. Kyle, John Goodman's house burned down. Where would we put the tanks at John Goodman's house? What do you mean? The problem is where to put the tanks. It's genuinely where to put the tanks. I refuse to believe that the problem is how much water you're wanting to desalinate water and store it until there's a fire

This is like how many how many tanks do we need we can build them just one? just one The amount of water that they're using is unimaginable right now like like it you need vast reservoirs Is it more or less than the ocean? Like you need vast reservoirs. Is it more or less than the ocean? Less. It's less than that. Now do we have the technology to get the salt out?

So why don't we just spray them with salt water, Taylor, and skip that step. That occurred to me too. Like maybe instead of tanks and desalination, we just- You got some special fire over there, Lexus water fresh. Hey, I know, let's carbonate the water for Taylor's fire. Give us fire as light still. I like spin drift, quenching my fires. likes his water fresh. Hey, I know. Let's let's carbonate the water for Taylor's fire.

Yeah, I like still I like sping drift, quenching my fires. Nonsense cartoon channel ideas. OK, OK. Well, you give me you tell me what the solution to getting enough water out of there because apparently storing it in tanks. The solution is clearly infrastructure and not selling your reservoir rights to China. That's clearly it, right?

Not abusing your water supply, treating it carefully, like a limited finite resource. That's what they haven't done and now they don't have enough. It's the farmers, right? You want farmers- Hey, I want those almonds. Yeah, right? If you want tomatoes in the winter, then you have to spend a lot of water in California.

The amount of water that almonds require is inordinately, like on another scale of magnitude compared to like tomatoes or like oranges or some shit. They like, they live in it or something. I don't know what an almond bush or tree or fucking plant looks like. Okay, well that's on them for picking almonds then. But I mean, where else are we gonna, where are we gonna get our almonds tell me that i'm probably madagascar or

something you don't want those both as californian almonds the good ones drink up all that water yeah i do like almonds i'm just glad george is not on fire and it's not all smoky i'm willing to give up james woods's house so i can have almonds james woods is a good man god damn it why'd you pick him of all people? We've got so few people on the right. I saw him crying on TV about losing his house. We've got so few on the right. I saw James. I don't want anyone to lose their house.

Did you see his tweet about his? I need my almonds, Taylor. Let's prioritize. I could eat a Madagascar almond if it's, if, if it saves John Goodman's house, that guy who killed it in 10 Cloverfield Lane, yeah. And in everything else he's ever been in. Big shout out to friend of the show, John Goodman. I'm sorry about your house, but yeah. Who else lost houses? John Goodman, I guess James Woods,

who I only really know of because he was an often guest star on Family Guy for many years. And so I know his recurring character on Family Guy much more than I know him as a man. Oh he's a fun actor, he's conservative, he had a great tweet a while back. It's about Israel, no ceasefire, no compromise, no forgiveness. Hashtag kill them all. James Woods is the man. He's a big Fox News guy I take it. Oh yeah yeah big Fox News guy, I tell you. Yeah, yeah, big Fox News guy. You remember him from like scary movie 2.

He was the priest who's shitting himself and covered in flies at the beginning of the movie. He's done lots of other stuff, but I figured that's what you're going from. He reminds me of the dad in that Twisted Sister music video that hates his kids. I actually know that video. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Is anyone in our audience going to know the twisted system? That song is like the aura of them singing it is like we're fighting the power and it's like them singing about not doing their homework and staying up late and like you can't tell

me not to eat cereal before dinner. Like that tier of complaints. Carriel West's house burned down to damn shame. Just terrible. I don't know who that is, but sorry. Princess bride. He's Wesley. He's also in saw. He's the guy with the song. I know thousands of other movies, but, but yeah, crazy apocalyptic looking fires. Glad it's over there on the West Coast. Trump is making it political.

Of course, he's making up documents that he says that, I don't know, Gavin Newsom did this and didn't sign that this water act, this conservation, blah, blah, blah. And Gavin Newsom just tweets like there is no such document. Yeah, that's what gets me with Trump. I've said on the show before, like if someone else tells you that there's two and a half feet, you'd think the fish was at least two foot. With Trump, he says this guy didn't sign the document.

I think to myself, oh, well, why didn't he sign this document if it's a good idea, right? Is there something else about it that they found not so good? Or is there more to the story? The story is it's completely made up. You never. I say we give Gavin Newsom a break,

but like, let's say that they do nothing to address this. And that happens like dozens of times over a decade. Then we would have to start playing a little blame game. Then we have to, but this is the first time it's really happened like this. And so, you know, the big, let's give them a little clemency. You would imagine that something like this would get some political wheels turning. I feel like if California's number one resource is there celebrities

and they just burnt a bunch of celebrity houses down, like fuck the almonds, right at this point, like, like if Hollywood decided that Vegas was the place to be, it would be crippling, you know? But they don't because it's obviously the mecca of movies. Do the tech pros live there? That's who matters in California. Yeah, the tech companies are the big wheelers

and dealers out there. No, I wouldn't say. And like Vegas is scooping in on a lot of different industries there. It used to be that like New York was like the huge trade show location for a bunch of different industries. And that's like shifted more towards Vegas in recent years. Vegas is great for trade shows. Anything trade show related Vegas has like made it their bread and butter. They're good at it. They have the space and they have the entertainment around to like support that crowd, the kind of crowd that's just working dudes flying in somewhere for a convention. They're like, Vegas? Yeah, I'll go to that. Like, SHOT Show was always great. Like, they was just, just,

I would end up walking on my pedometer like 12 or 14 miles a day around that place. It was so goddamn big. Just infinite space out there. And if you like what Vegas is, it's even better. Damn. It looks like a lot of people's insurance in the Palisades was cancelled last year. I don't know the whole story on that. That really sucks. Fire insurance? I get that they're they're rich like in that area but like you don't want to see people lose their houses. That that really sucks. Yeah, I don't hold any ill will against the rich. Dude, you wouldn't believe how many people are online saying bullshit like that, where they're like, like someone posted like a top down Zillow picture that showed the valuation

of all the houses that are burning down and it's like 4.95 million, 5.25 million. And it was like shockingly small lots, but I guess that's California for you. Couldn't buy those homes again. Like with James Woods, for example, right? Very successful actor, but not right now. You know, if you took his home from him and said he had to buy it again, he doesn't have the same income that he used to. For sure. Like a lot of these older celebrities aren't on,

they're not banging out movies like they were in the seventies and eighties. Yeah. But Carrie Elwes, I mean, his star was bright, shined brighter 10, 20 years ago. Sure. Most of them are retired. Um, those two, I would say are, are essentially retired from acting. Somebody that $10 million house probably bought it from 1 million 15 years ago. All right. Washington post. You better not hit me with, ah, two ways to read this article. Fuck yourself.

Damn it. I tried to click it and scroll down fast enough that I could get the list of celebrities. You need that Chrome plugin for archive page. Does Kyle know? I used to do that and I haven't done it in forever. You know what? Like I hate the, I'm hesitant to even say it on here, but like, I think I'm going full pirate mode. I think we're setting the sales, you know, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm hesitant to even say it on here, but like I think I'm going full Full pirate mode. I think we're setting the sales, you know I'm just I was trying to watch a couple movies the other night and I was like well

What was it JFK? I want to see JFK the old Kevin Costner movie about the JFK assassination. It's a tremendous movie huge cast It's got three hour long Oliver's Oliver Stone epic that tells the story and also investigates it thoroughly. I want to watch that again. It's not any of my streaming services and I have every single streaming service there is. I have them all. Did you stop working? Yeah, something happened. I think that something happened to all of the plexes. I think that that like, like something happened so that you can no longer share your online libraries with an infinite number of people. That was so funny when you first told me about plex where you were like, Taylor, you just signed into this and then anything you can imagine is put up there

immediately. And I was like, for the first week, I'm like, wow, how could this be even legal? This is incredible. And you were like, oh, Taylor, it is not. You can use it. You can use it. You can use it. Oh, not a child, buddy. This is more of a rule than a law. I mean, it is a rule.

Nick Ida Rainett was a fan of the show. So I'd look at like new additions and it'd be seven movies Kyle mentioned last week. And I'm like, this is the greatest thing ever. I want to see it now. Yeah, I'm hoping he gets it fired up again. I don't know what exactly happened. I forgot to message him, but uh, if he doesn't get it going, but I'm just gonna cancel all my shit and start stealing and create a goddamn massive server

of things. Where do you steal from now? Pirate Bay is, is that still around? Pirate Bay just switches what their domain and their hosting registrar every so often, right? It'll be like the pirate bay.ru and then it'll be eight months later the pirate bay dot you know that's what they used to do i haven't used it in a while i i don't know i don't know the infrastructure and everything that i'll need to do but i'll find somebody who knows and get them to show me the right way to do it because it's just absurd i just want to watch and and and i i think they stopped making blu-ray players i don't think anyone's making new blu-ray players anymore the the goal is to stop physical media because because as soon as the blue once there's they stopped making Blu-ray players. I don't think anyone's making new Blu-ray players anymore.

The goal is to stop physical media. Because as soon as the Blu-ray, once there's no more Blu-ray players, there'll be no more Blu-rays, and then you'll just rent a movie 20 times throughout your life and they'll get their money out of you again. Because that's what I do now.

I'm like, oh yeah, I wanna watch JFK again. I guess I'll rent it again. I've rendered it three times in the last 10 years. Like I really should own JFK, but soon there'll be no way to do it unless you just have a server All right, and then it's even all of them. It's even a risk because they'll pull shit like oh, oh you did buy It's always sunny season 2 on Amazon or whatever but we went ahead and removed that episode where Mac is in blackface for lethal weapon 2 or South Park that one that's been

gone for like 12 years, the super friends. Oh, there's tons of them. It's not just one or two. There's a ton of episodes they get rid of and it's like, well, but it's always sunny. It's America's next top billboard model from season four. It's shaping America's youth from season six. It's the gang recycles their trash from eight. It's the gang makes lethal weapons six and it's D-Day. They're all removed. You can't, they're not on the loop.

Is that the one where he says trash burns and turns into stars? Maybe actually with the gang recycles their trash. It's probably when he says that- See, but Woody, those are hate jokes and Amazon needs to step in and stop i don't know enough about stars to dispute it that's such a funny bit it's an underrated stupid they can just retroactively remove stuff you already bought that's that's stealing yeah well that's what they get they get they're to get a bunch of us on Pyro Bay again.

Like it's fucking 2006 and we're getting stuff. I guess back then it was like mega upload. You remember how awesome mega upload was? You could just pick any movie and it was there immediately. I didn't trust mega upload. I I I use LimeWire, Kazaa, and those probably the main two. I can't I can't think of any of the others. LimeWire and Kazaa, and those are probably the main two. I can't think of any of the others.

LimeWire and Kazaa, they were sketchy as fuck too. Like just everything on there, just search the things there. And be like, that file size is way too small to be a movie. What is this? You really want to sneak this and help others? No. Yeah, I'd stop that right away.

I'd stop that right away. So why would I contribute to this? I think that's how you go to jail. in they lock that one guy up. Remember that kid with Napster or something I don't remember the specifics, but I remember as a kid in the early 2000s there was that small fear that they would choose you to make an example of for stealing music and That suddenly like the authorities would show up and your parents would be on the hook for you know a serious trial that was the fear and it happened to like two people do you guys ever get a letter from your ISP no no I did I was never a big that big of a

pirater how much did you pirate before they tagged you not a lot like I had basically stopped there's like one movie that wasn't on any of my streaming services. So I downloaded it and I got a letter and the letter was like giving me the benefit of the doubt. I didn't deserve. Like it could be somebody else hopped on your wifi. Yeah. That's, that's what happened at my house in the middle of this giant lot. Like someone else used my wifi. They're parked in my driveway. That's someone else used my wife either parked in my driveway. This is at your current house.

Yeah, that's funny. I was like, whenever the authorities took my hard drives and everything, I was like, I need this one back. This is like the first four seasons of game of thrones. Answer enough. It came back. Can you guys just plug this in and check it here? I really need, I'm need to decompress later tonight thinking about jail. There was one kid in my middle school who said that he was approached

by someone to tell him to stop pirating. And he was one of those kids, like it was what 2004 or something. And so it was way before any of us had like the requisite computer literacy to tell if someone was lying about that. Because like, if I was pirating in 2004, it was like songs off limewire, it was nothing big. But he would like brag about having terabytes of movies. And at that age, I was like, terabyte, you just making shit, what the fuck is a terabyte of shit. And apparently he had so much he's like, he got approached. And they said, you know, we know that a lot of illegal downloading is happening here.

And we expected to stop or approach his parents because he was a minor and he said his parents got really on to him. Don't know if he was telling the truth or if that was like a really stupid lie to try and seem cool. I don't know if there's a lamer crime. Maybe they didn't have limits on the amount he could he could download back then because I know even now I have I have a cap. It's like it's like multiple terabytes. But I went over at one time because I was modding Fallout 4 and every time it would fuck up. I just delete

50 gigs and download it again on like like like that. And then like 30 40 fucking times. Like anytime I mess up something whole things clean slate. And I think I did like 30, 40 fucking times. Like anytime I mess up something, whole things, clean slate. And I think I download like three and a half terabytes or something crazy like that. But you don't have unlimited data now. I thought that was like everyone's plan was unlimited. No, I don't think so. Mine is. I may have changed it since then. I only went over it once, you know, in years. So it didn't really matter. My phone, I know phone plans are limited, but So it didn't really matter. My phone, I know phone plans are limited, but, uh, our family plan was grandfathered in from like 15 years ago.

Cause I guess it was like my, my grandparents got in on this thing where it was like, Hey, we're signing all of you up for cell phones. And it was like before we even needed it. Because if I had this many people in the family plan, we get free, as many downloads as you want, as long as you want. And so we all signed up and she was like, now, none of you are ever going to get off this plane. Don't you ever? Cause if any of you leave, we lose this. And so it was like, all right.

And so we're still on that plan from like 2002. And I would like get messages on occasion because pay for your cell phone bill. I mean, I pay my part, but like, I'm, it's like a big, none of us can leave it. We all have to stay on it or we lose this. And basically I used to just stay on roaming and let YouTube videos play like for podcasts. So I'd like, I'd have hundreds of gigs of Opie and Anthony playing there's just because I, I just, because I didn't want to change it to my wall fi, like when I was in Idaho and I would get messages that were like warning you're approaching a death full of downloads.

And I'd be like hilarious ignore just knowing that they couldn't do anything about it. So that was very funny, man. That's going to be a sad day when I have to actually pay for downloads. I mean, I would try not to. I have unlimited bandwidth. Yeah, I'm sure I have, or at least the limit's so high that I just... If you give them enough money, they'll give you unlimited bandwidth. Well, that's grub.

They try and trick you and be like, oh, you want to sign up for this new thing? And it's like, no, no, no, you wouldn't be offering this if you're going to make less money. You're trying to go a lot. Now I saw Kamala got to she was the she certified the her loss, which has to be one of the most awkward things to do. That was ridiculous. And then a couple days ago, ago, she was trying to shake somebody's hand and they snubbed her or something. But then I-

The husband snubbed her. So like- Yeah, but here's the thing about the husband snubbing her. He had a cane in that hand. You know? So I'm not sure if it's a snub. Maybe it wasn't as bad as it looked to me. To me, it looked like a very intentional snub.

And she was like, made a face like, if you don't want to take my hand, you know? I saw it too, but he's an old man walking with a cane in his right hand. And they were standing there. Kamala Harris was doing a thing and I don't remember whose husband it was. Senator House of Rep was like getting sworn in.

Yeah, yeah. But it did look like he snubbed her. He definitely could have been like, I got a cane and he did, he just sort of ignored her. So it was, it was pretty shitty. It may, it's like, come on, take the high road here. Be the, try to put a good face on this. Try to look like a good person.

Yeah, I thought Kamala took the high road the whole day. And she did. Everyone seemed to be mocking her. Like, gosh, she had the great pleasure of, you know, presiding over her own loss and such. It was horse. Give her some credit. Like she does. No, she handled it well. Um, I would have liked her not to have, you know, you wanted to show up all like bleary eyed and teary, but, uh, but, but,

but no, she handled it really well. Uh, I look forward to, you know, every step of this Trump thing. It's hilarious to me. I always say, I genuinely wouldn't know who any of these people were if it weren't for Trump. I just hate politics so much and find it boring. But Trump makes it so interesting to me. All this nonsense, whether it's him just distracting away from real issues or he's serious, all

the talk about Panama and Greenland is funny to me renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, which is apparently something we can do. You know, we just rename it here and nobody else has to just change all things. Well, they're our maps. We can just change what we call things as a country. You know, dude, the map makers must be like in Trump's here, like, yes, do it. Do it. We need to make a whole new crop of maps for so long. The only thing keeping us in business were the yearly African Civil Wars

where we have to redraw lines and sell new maps. That situation where they call a body of water different is it occurs in the Middle East, like it's the Gulf of Persia or something else, depending on what country you're in. Someone just made up their own name for it. Maybe the Gulf of Iran. I'm not sure. I mean, I can't imagine a lower priority than changing the Gulf of Mexico's name. I can't remember who tweeted that. Maybe it was Schumer or somebody like, we really should be focusing on the betterment of the American people and not renaming bodies of water. Shut up nerd, we're renaming it to the Gulf of America. I like it. I like it, Taylor. Look, I'm not saying Trump should spend all day every day

grinding, you know, to make the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America, but if he could just say, hey, rename that for me and then go about his day, I see rename it. I see rename it. I was looking at it, Taylor, how much coastline we had versus they had to what I consider the Gulf of America. Sure, yeah, Gulf of America. It's real close, dude.

I don't know why that's the Gulf of Mexico. I think we might have them. I mean, Cuba's got a little bit of say, but not much, right? It's very close as to who has the most coastline just visually looking at. Well, we know that Thai goes to the stronger country. So where does that leave us? I guess it should be the Gulf of America. Stronger at what? Like everything.

What are they better? What's the Mexico better? All exportation. Fair. OK. OK. Other than cartel activity and Mexican food, exporting drugs, they have the best Mexican food. We have Mexican food. We got all the types of food. Are you trying to say that America has better Mexican food than Mexico? It does. I mean, what is all co-sign with that? Yeah. Mexican food. Somebody doesn't like cilantro. They don't put enough

fucking meat in their food. It's all carbs. Okay. Yeah, see, no carbs, or all carbs and low meat. And barbacoa, little barbacoa. Some carnitas. Yeah, and we can make better carnitas. We take the Mexican dishes and then we make it with clean water and nice ingredients. You know what turns, you don't like water clean.

When you boil it. I like the water clean't like water clean when you boil the water clean. It gets clean when you boil it. That's how we clean it. No, down there, they're not using that because they all have like time with the water. It gets all cooked up and safe. And have you sound like a guy who's never peed out of your butt in Mexico for two weeks? I've never seen that.

Well, like the idea of drinking the water down there, it's like such a meme that if I did go, I'd be oh, you you're not drinking that. Are you? Like the whole time you say that. But then like, I tried, I tried not to drink the water, but then like some sort of juice must've been made with water. I brushed my teeth with my pour and bottle of water on my toothbrush. I still managed to get in trouble. Yeah. Maybe in the shower, you opened your mouth a little that time when we were on that survival trip, I swear when I, when I swam out heroically to take down that turtle, like I must have only gobbled a little water. Like when I went to breathe out of the edge of my mouth and I was like, and that was enough to ruin me. I remember

on the way home, the inside of my mouth broke out in these painful hives that disallowed me to from eating Like I hadn't eaten in two or three days or whatever for whatever we've been out there and I couldn't eat when I got back Because like my mouth was full of these painful hives and you were all carved up Because of the muffin man, and so you really had no actuals The first one where wings didn't go yeah Was kind of was he he was dog, we battling, right? I mean, he swam like an Olympian.

Woody and I were both great at crossing that river. That's all. I think what he means you swim like a, like a pair Olympian. Not an Olympic swimmer per se. Maybe one of the track and field athletes came over. It did make very little sense for me to shoot the turtle and then swim for it. What would have made so much more sense is if like we each utilized our skills and I had shot it and he had swam for it. But that's how it went. Thank God you shot it though because it could have escaped.

It did escape. It sank to the bottom of the river. In fact, and died. So you made it a harder task than it would have been to catch. Well, I mean, will you catch a live turtle in the water? Taylor, what do you Aquaman? I mean, compared to you. Oh, let's see. Let's see. I want to see you like take to the take to the seas and take on sea life. Like just swimming down there and snatching it, like you're some kind of crocodile dundee of the waves.

I wanna see it, Taylor. If we did a swim off and Woody was the judge, three strokes in, it would be clear who was gonna win. I have a layer of protective and flotacious bluff that you don't have. What are we gonna do in the diving portion where we gotta go to the bottom of the pool and grab those quarters?

I mean, I can do that, can you do are we going to go to the bottom of the pool and grab those quarters? I mean, I can do that. Can you do that? You can swim to the bottom of a pool? Yes. I don't believe you. How? Why? Is that difficult to you?

You look buoyant. No, I fight against my nature. I am buoyant, but I'm powerful. And so I definitely. Well, no, I believe you go to the bottom of. The least impressive. How would you go? And play eight feet, you can manage your momentum that'll carry you most of the way.

Now, I almost died in the pool one time. Some older adult holding me under two for two long. It's just so infuriating as a child because you're like, no one's going to believe you like Tara tried to kill me. Ha ha ha. No, really though. I really think I almost died back there. Ha ha ha. You're right. Go go back, go back and play with Terry.

So do you remember how intense pool basketball was as a kid? No, you were like childhood than I did. Taylor, I don't know. I guess you guys basketball where those little hoops on either side of the pool and but it really was a game of like wrestling your friends underwater and then them letting go of the ball in panic once once the the Reaper appears in their sight and then you grab and you start scoring but then someone grabs you and holds you under and you're super resolute. Like I'm not going to let go of this ball.

And then eventually you start to get discombobulated because there's like a couple, a couple other fellas holding you down and you go, let go of the ball, swim up. Always imagine these stories of like 11 year old Taylor with a full beard and like a hairy chest with the other children, like four of them at a time trying to strip the basketball unsuccessfully from his muscles. That's what it was. If I was playing with my younger brother and his friends, I felt like Brock Lesnar out there. But if I was like at the public pool and it was kind of a whoever wanted to join can join. It was like, oh shit, this is like an actual big kid that's three years older than me.

He's gonna be really difficult to take down. You'd have to like do some sneaky stuff, like have one person swim under the water when their tank started to move for your net. And you'd just have one guy just grab onto his legs and just hold him like in place down there. And he would try and move forward. And then you push him from behind because he's already trying to move forward.

And then you kind of hold his head underwater for a little while. He starts to panic too, cause no one's so brave. They don't panic when they're about to drown. And then he drops the ball two points for our team. What a blast. I wonder if you could do that as an adult. Never, never played that game. I liked Taylor's childhood stories of like chimpanzees at your birthday party, swimming pool shenanigans, you know, as a kid when you go to the Alpine for skiing, we all did that.

Oh yeah, I would have loved that. I mean both of you really though because you're like, yeah, you know, now the way I tell this story, I had fencing class that day. So I couldn't make it to the promenade. I had to. Well, I had an evening cotillion. My fencing coach needed me to stay late. Yeah. It's always something like that. No, there were no fucking pool parties. No. I'm like maybe twice in my entire life. I've been to a pool party or something like that. No. That's okay. I got held under the water. I didn't want to go back. Oh, you got bullied.

What adult man, adult man. I mean it was 41 years old. I was eight. Yeah. Okay. Well that's, that's just not supporting. Stand up to Larry. Let him know that I think you should get your revenge. What is he now? 70? You could take him. Dude, I fucked that dude up. I wish I knew get your revenge. What is he now 70? You could take him dude. I fucked that dude up. I wish I knew where he was. Wish I knew where he was.

I guess you me in the deep end. Springs like a freaking salad bowl and drowns. That 70 year old man takes his clothes off. He looks like that that that Soviet waterball player. What's that? That was so hairy. Remember that picture of the guy that looks like a, a, a bear. Yes. That guy who has like his sport where they play with the ball in the

water, water polo, water polo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta be pretty strong for that. Yeah. You gotta have strong lower body and you gotta goalie in that sport. Similar to soccer. Doesn't seem like a fun position. Do they have all the water polo? I don't even know. Yeah. They have that guy who kind of like kicks himself up into the corners to try and try and stop the ball. I think unless I'm thinking of it, I think whoever was there to work. I'm going to I'm going to Google it.

That to me is just I don't know. Like when I think of the. I saw how you get into that sport, I guess there's just no outlet for it here. So I just have no concept of it. But to me a sport Almost needs to be something that I can go into the backyard and do by myself When like practice, you know whether even with that like basketball baseball you can do it You can still practice by yourself. You throw the ball against the house or whatever both water polo. It's like What am I? What is this? I don't even know what they're doing in there really fighting over that ball it seems being fighting over the ball

trying to score it's like the ladies seem to be trying to handball but in a pool I think. Why would you want to watch the men do that either? I've never understood that at least the ladies they're pantsing each other and stuff there's titties popping out. I have a lot. I wouldn't imagine the girls playing water polo or are are very feminine. They're Olympic athletes strong. Yeah, but Moken hot. Yeah, they're 22 year old incredibly fit professional athletes. They're there's some Uggos in there. Just you know, they're like, yeah, yeah, like a terrific shape. Not all of them are hot, but they're all in good shape

Yeah, yeah I think MMA doesn't attract too many attractive women because you're getting pummeled in the face I saw Paige Van Zandt's taking a fight from from somewhere I guess she doesn't want to be a hundred percent sex worker all the time She takes a fight every two or three years I guess although she was fighting bare-knuckle fighting championship. You wouldn't think you did that unless you really meant it. You know, that doesn't seem like how you dip your toe into MMA or combat sports at all. Bare knuckle fighting is so

scary. Yeah, that's so she's hot, but she's a warrior. Paige Van Zandt. I've seen her just bloodied and like, I really value the heart in a fighter even more than skill. And she has it in spades. Oh look at that. Zach is telling me that Mexico apparently has 43 exactly 43 more coastline miles in the Gulf. I don't like that. I've heard that measuring coastline is near impossible. Like it depends on how detailed you make it and like the amount of coastline you have approaches infinity if you like detail it enough. I've heard like how big is the coastline of the Ozark? How closely are you going to measure it? Because if you follow every little nook and

cranny it's incredibly long. Well we should measure our side that way and they just get a clean sweep. Right right they get an arc and we get the the detail about this, whichever country has the capacity to more accurately measure their side of the coast. I don't know those measures. Well, whoever can be like more pedantic about it. We'd have like some Elon Musk satellite measuring every rock every inlet every tiny little thing. You sell me on this Kyle, though I think it should be the Gulf of America now.

Why should they get it? I don't know why they they had it. I don't like that. You know, it was probably named before there was in America or before definitely before there was a United States. So we need to fix this. It's wrong. Right. I think Trump threatened like military violence against Greenland.

Greenland, do they have a military? They just asked, like, would you allow military violence against Greenland. Greenland, do they have a military? They just asked, like, would you rely on military action in Greenland? He's like, no. I hope he said that. I hope he said that the Marine Corps make quick work of green. If you need him to say that in like I need there to be troop movements and him to be like, I would love for him to be like talking about how the Marine Corps, how quickly the Marines could take Greenland or the big respect to all the those living in Denmark, but yeah, I'm not afraid of your military. No, not at all.

The, do they still have those long boats or have they modernize? No, they're still going around in furs. That's how they conquer axes, iron axes and furs. It's cold up there. I fact check myself. He's opened a military action in Greenland and Panama. See what Panama though, I'm okay with that because I thought we built the Panama Canal for like military purposes, you know, being able to scoot from one ocean to the other

with our militaries. And I thought we paid for it. I don't know what kind of deal we had with Panama at the time. I know we turned it back over to them. There was a lease that was set to expire. I think it had expired and we kept it longer than we were supposed to. But the real reason we got rid of it is it cost so much money and we were

losing money every year. And it's like, why are we maintaining someone else's port? So we just gave away his money on the Panama. Don't we charge like a fee? Like like the past? I guess we charge less than it costs to run it. Jack, those prices up for everybody. It is possible that the government ran something inefficiently. I know Taylor won't buy it.

Yes. We were running like a post office level drain with the Panama Canal. That's humiliating. Is the post office run inefficiently? I don't know that it is. I know it's run against, like it doesn't turn a profit, but that's what's running against, like it doesn't turn a profit,

but that's because- I know it doesn't turn a profit, but letters are like 50 cents to mail. So that's not a lot to me. Every time I look, they've got these like 60 year old jeeps they're still using. I'm like, it doesn't look like they're blowing cash. Those things have to be so terrible for the environment.

What does that thing even burn, coal? Like- It's a good guess, I don't know Coal? Like, I don't know what year they were manufactured. It's got that timeless design where you just look at it, you're like, yeah, it's a mail truck and you don't really think about it. But it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what they've always looked like. Like everything else in my lifetime has morphed and transformed and it got smooth and slick and then for a while it transparent was the thing and then cool colors and then smooth and slick again

and then and then now colors again and the whole time square and white. It's been in use since 1986. But the the design of the the postal truck only longer than Taylor's been in use. That's true. I think it actually has Kyle beat by a few months. The Grumman long life vehicle, man, I wonder if they named it that in the beginning where they were like, trust me, you're going to be blown away. People are going to be shocked by the longevity of the Grumman long life vehicle. Yeah. And mailmen, they don't earn very much money and the equipment seems old.

And it just doesn't look like they're blowing cash left and right. Yeah. I have no idea the inner workings of the post office, but I know the stereotype is like people who are really invested in making sure something gets there on time. And to use that next. Wait, it's made by Grumman. I just read, Grumman is the aeronautics manufacturer. They made like fighter jets. They also made the mail cars. Oh, but of course when they make a foray into mail cars,

they're incredible. Grumman make diesel engines too. I bet they make lots of things like that, but I just recognize them from like military videos when they're talking about the manufacturer of prototypes and various military aircraft and such. I know. Yeah.

I just went to their homepage. It's all jets and satellites and stuff like that. They should hang their hat on the mail truck too, because that's easily their most recognizable like flagship thing. It must be hell. Like, like I imagined them being cold and just terrible to ride in. We're hot. It's just bad suspension. Whatever it is on the outside. That's, that's your temperature. Yeah. They're like, you want air conditioning,

work faster. That's the post office. Mon, are you too hot? That's cause you're not moving. I saw that poor Amazon driver dumped all of his packages in the woods He couldn't take the pressure. It was like 80 packages like a full load whole truck load of packages dumped them in the woods Checked it all off like he did his job and went about his day fucking Christmas packages and shit in the woods For shame some little little boy or little girl didn't have their dreams come true this year They didn't get their easy bake oven or their, uh, what was that thing called? Um,

Shrinky Dinks except it was the spooky, uh, worms and spiders. Do you remember that? I say tickle me Elmo. What the fuck are you talking about? Shrink? You don't remember those little ovens that you, I didn't have one, but a friend had one and there were these little metal trays and you could mix this like pasty rubbery liquid together and then you could pour it into the mold and it would look like it would look like a scorpion or

a dinosaur and I remember like making those at a friend's house and him like having to deliberate about whether or not he would let me take a couple home that I made and I wanted to be like like that this is unreal this is the kid that like we wanted to do like, like that. This is unreal. This is the kid that like, we wanted to do like survival stuff together. So we went in the woods and like started eating acorns and immediately we were like, ah, ah, ah right? Like imagine like intricate stained glass, but with like this pouring fluid in a form. And then when I made my shit,

it looked like some untalented eight-year-old did it. You know what I'm saying? That's how mine went. I'm like, ah, so it turns out when you mix the red and the green and the orange and the blue and the te, the, the teal, you get brown again. These ugly phenomenon happens when they let me make my own ice cream Sunday, like everything here looks so good.

And then you put all the ingredients in and you just have this like bowl of yeah. It's like, Oh fuck, less was more. My mom was right. I really did. I get a third of this is fucking toppings, gummy worms on ice cream. That was a trap. I really rarely, I think I fell for that once. And then was like, this was a terrible topping for ice cream. Doesn't match the, uh, the texture. They get all tough too.

Plus you don't eat gummy worms with a spoon. True. Yeah. They're not a good spoon food. Yeah, I remember the smell. I mean, I was probably six or seven, but the smell of what those things, like what they reeked of when you were cooking them was just like chemical, chemical plastic poison. This kid's whole kitchen smelled like it because we were making these things all day called I keep looking I've been looking for it, but I can't find it Is it like me you could see like the skeleton through it right like if I remember like There was like a mold and you poured the goo

but maybe there were bones already in the mold or something and you could see the inside of the of the dinosaur. Zach pull up the creepy crawlers oven. Yeah, Taylor. How does this look? Is this what we're talking about? Let's see creepy crawlers Yes, very similar. That's not that's not the one he had his had these uh, Here's the one he had his had these. Here's the one he had. Oh, we can get this for just two hundred dollars. Oh, snap that up. Snap that up on Mandy's addict toys.

Dot com. Oh, is that the same one? I'm Lincoln. Maybe it was. Yeah, that's more similar, except he had one that it wasn't one big spider Like that little little interracial friendship. They see bugs or bug makers bringing those two together What was this made of makes up to 50 bugs and this was one of those things where it was like Once you run out of plastic goo

You may as well throw it away To get more I bet they sold more bottles of it at Toys R Us. That seems like one of those things, but I would, never in my childhood did we go and get the extra goo for something. Oh, I remember that too. Was that the queasy bake oven? It made like gross stuff. Yeah. Okay. That's a clever idea. Yeah. I want to say my brother got an easy bake oven when we were both too young for me to make fun of them for it I remember being jelly of my sisters because Christmas came around and we both get our gifts and maybe I go off and play My game or whatever and all of a sudden I start smelling

Brownies, I'm like, holy shit. Love brownies brownies on Christmas morning. Let's go and it's like those are those are her brownies She she made two one ounce brownies, brownies on Christmas morning. Let's go. And it's like, those are, those are her brownies. She, she made two one ounce brownies for the last hour. She cooked them with a light bulb in her bedroom. You can't have one. And I'm like, what the fuck? She could play my game. It's like, no, bring that picture up again. I noticed something on the top of the box. Once to eat and once to look at. I remember she ate one of the brownies and the other she put on the fucking counter and she looked at it and they never ate it.

And like three days later they threw that bitch away and I was thinking like, Why couldn't I eat that goddamn brownie? I'm still mad about the brownie. Look at the top. It says, this toy was designed for used with genuine Plastigoop. Okay let's see that four bottles of Plastigoop come in the box there. You also get some Goop FX which is a detailing pen. You get the Goop FX patented trademark pick. You get the W spatula, the cooling tray, four detailing and the creepy collar crawler oven as well as two themed molds It's it's it's quite the package 1999. Yes, what do you think this retailed for? I'm gonna say this is a $30 toy. Oh I have no I had no concept of prices at the time

Yeah, I was a little jealous of my friend that he had one but I also even at that age I had the presence of mine to be like, this is going to be fun the one time I'm doing it here with my buddy, but outside of this, like I wouldn't want to do this again. I would never sit at home by myself and make a plastic goop monster. I was really into electronics as a kid. I don't know how that never turned it into kind of a hobby, but I would have like batteries and little motors and lights and stuff that I would wire up and that was fun to me. And I always found the toys to be just kind of pieces of trash that would fall apart right away. It's a shame you're not still like that and don't enjoy putting together little things like steam engines. You know I plan to put your steam engine

together ASAP. It's sitting on you know next, next to, you know, it's the main is a full schedule. Would you chill? All right. I looked at it. I looked at it, you know, and I had, he works five hours in the same week. I got my nap in, you know, and I was, I was charged up and then I realized I got it to come do this. Got to come do this. So I think it's the next, you were just picking up your, your, your workman glasses and your gloves. And you were like, all rats got it. Got quits on this one. And then after this, you have five hours of pondering. Yeah.

And then there's pontificating. Three to four hours of considerations. And then the long sleep. Well, I have a little soliloquy to myself with like in a black room with a single light shining down over me for an hour and then sleep. How complicated is it? The steam engine? I don't know how complicated it is. I just saw that there was a separate baggie full of little rods and gears and

cogs and it looked like something that I needed to sit down and clear a space and pay attention to. Not something that I could just kind of just do over here in my lap. So I just haven't taken it apart yet because I didn't want to lose the pieces. And I didn't want to put it together. Didn't want to put it together. Yeah, I didn't want to.

Next time I send you something like that, I'm going to make sure it says like ages six and up. Well, I mean, maybe how about it says no assembly required? How about it says that? That moved me into a whole new price point. I bet it did. I bet it did. You sent me the one that was what had been put together.

That's why it was only like $20. $48 by the way, which I got back. By the way, this is like the fucking knockoff of knockoffs of steam engines. Woody, if you saw this thing, you'd be like, I wouldn't even. You son of a bitch. I'd wear gloves before. I'm gonna have to wear gloves to put it on. It's covered in lead. I'm sure. Chinese,

that's steam engine. Okay. Let's know. Let's, let's take a look at something. I expect the Lionel. Golly. I want to see. Are you telling me that? Okay. You're telling me the Sunnytech You're telling me the Sunnytech hot air sterling engine motor isn't high quality? I mean, I don't. 510 reviews. Four point three stars. Let's see what the bad stars say. Look at that. You see, there's a little bit of assembly. See, there's like the one picture of the expanded. There's always there's like, I don't know, 10 or 11 pins and some pegs and some rubber bands and all these little gears and gizmos. It's like, man, that's a lot for such a little trade for such a little trade off. That's a lot

to be, it's a lot to be fucking around with, you know, my, my, I don't, I don't know. I figured you'd put it together for me. Maybe I'll send it to you and you can put it together. Definitely. Fire that over here. It'll definitely get back to you. This guy, this guy says, it has to heat up a lot. Then as it runs, it gets slower and slower. Keep in mind. I just bought one. You're crazy.

I just bought one. It's coming to my house. Jackie will love to put this thing together. It's gonna be, she's gonna dig it. And I bet I can have a working steam engine on my desk here before Kyle does. And I just bought it. The race is on.

$5. Well, it seems like a bad idea now. You should, you should. What if you took it and I immediately held up the engine? No, no, no. I was gonna bet that you do. I bet that you do have a steam engine working where I do. No, I'll probably get on with this. Okay, eight percent of people say that they have trouble with it. Sixty-seven. Say five stars. I would be surprised if it charged the phone. I expected it to be a neat little thing to like,

look at this, choo choo choo choo choo cho chew, chew. And that would kind of be the end of it. But I'll put it together at some point. It does look a little complicated. When I was changing the glass tube, it snapped and the washer went deep into the engine. I was in the very poor quality. I received a completely broken product. The lower was stuck. Each arm was disconnected. No clear way to reattach them. I was in the very pork I received a completely broken product the Each arm was disconnected

Way to reattach them and the flywheel was so loose that had about a half centimeter of wiggle room I am NOT gonna spend my time trying to fix a $40 product Advertised as this guy's in all caps he's so mad extremely well made which runs like a dream Unreadable due to the pork scan oh everything was a problem he could look it hated it I love I love you I go through the underwear reviews on Amazon for like lingerie and stuff and I find the thirsty moms who can't make only fans, but they can do Amazon reviews. And so they're down in the reviews of panties on Amazon with their gross asses in these panties.

Like, Abbie loves these. They get him going, heart, heart, heart, fire emoji, fire emoji. And I'm just like, dear God. And then I can go down that rabbit hole for an hour. Just- Dude, some of these people are fucking mad over a $40. They got gypped.

Jay McGowan says, it ran like a, oh, oh yeah, it didn't. A lot of these are from like 2014. Glass bulbs break after five minutes, complete waste of money. It doesn't work, Broken. Well, I hope mine's not broken. This guy says his came fully assembled and he gave a bad review because he wanted to assemble. Just one guy in China that day was like, you know what, I pay it forward. I build the entire engine. They killed that guy for doing that. He wasted so much time.

Yeah, but I mean, I told you about that scene from Schindler's List, right? Where the they had to build little steam engines and Schindler walked around and scolded them. Actually, he didn't scold him. He was the good guy. Fucking Ralph Fiennes comes around the Nazi SS Commandant to the guy making the hinges, the Jew making the hinges and he's like, Nazi SS commandant to the guy making the hinges, the Jew making the hinges. And he's like, make me a hinge and he pulls out a stopwatch. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

And the Jew starts fucking going. He's fucking going. Cleat, click, click, click, click, click, click, slams the fucking thing down like a chess master playing speed chess. Very good. Very good. Tell me why are there so few finished hinges in your basket? The hinge just came by. I had a pile the size of your head here and it took him away. Such a hinge making master and yet so few hinges in your basket. They drag him away and they're trying to kill him but the gun keeps misfiring and the guy is

trying to do what you just did and explain Why he had so few hinges? He's like I was called away click for shovel duty click I had to shovel coal for the last two hours click and so that was only 30 minutes of hinges click Let me borrow your pistol See Ralph Fiennes shouldn't have done that he had just discovered a master henchman. He had he didn't care though He just wanted to kill another Jew yeah he was he was a bad guy he was the bad guy in that movie well he was one of the bad guys it is a Holocaust film I remember him being the man or I've only seen it once it was so

many years ago he was the main bad guy wasn't he he was probably the main bad guy yeah yeah yeah I don't know what's that again it was a real downer on Hitler wasn't even in that movie was he kind? Kind of a star. I mean, he's not on screen, but he's like... Yeah. Well, of the people in the movie, Ralph Fiennes was the bad guy. I don't want to watch a downer movie like that again. I don't think it's a downer, you know? He saved all those people's lives. You don't think that movie's a downer? No. I think it has a bit of a, you know, there's some sad stuff. That little girl dies along with a few million other

people allegedly and then it's very sad. But there's an uplifting message there at the end where he saves all those people and he's like, I could have saved more or whatever, but he saved maybe seven or eight hundred. I don't remember the number. It's a lot. Was that before, that was pre Liam Neeson being like a serial pants pisser, right? You know, you don't just come upon that later in life. That's the thing that you make your peace with young. I feel like he was a-

That's his cross the bear. When he was hitting the pubs in fucking Ireland as a 20 year old lad, I'm sure he was pissing those pants already. He's always at least like he'd have that piss dot where like a little leaked out and there's a little piss dot on his cackies. He'd have that. But now he's a full on pant pisser. And I think it's just what happens to Irish men, you know, of a certain age. And it's a natural part of aging. Just like menopause, you know, you wouldn't give a lady

a hard time who's having hot flashes. So don't give Liam Neeson a hard time for pissing his pants on a. Yeah. For something even harder to go through. I'd rather get hot flashes than like be out in public and be like, Oh fuck. I'm pissing again. Oh, he has no Irish. He is Irish. Yeah. Yeah. That's

I like Liam Neeson. His pants are now. Is it true? Yeah. Oh yeah. He's an alcoholic Irishman who's of a certain age and he has a weak bladder. He pisses himself on the wreck. There's lots of photos of him with soaked pissy pants. He goes out and drinks and pisses himself. It happens. I don't know what the big deal is. Anybody out there who drinks like on a regular basis knows that like occasionally you're going to piss yourself. It's gonna happen a little. Like if you're getting fall down drunk every night, then at least a couple nights of the

month you're going to have a little accident. You're like, Oh shit. Easy to do in Photoshop and Liam Peason is just ready to go. Right? Like nobody calls him that though. Nobody really, if you Google Liam Neeson, you find Liam Piesson. That's why I fucking dare any of you to notice and say something. So the one in the top left might be a Photoshop. I don't know. It just,

it seems odd. First of all, he seems sober. He seems like he's having a normal conversation and it seems like broad daylight. Odd time to be drunk. All the other three. The other three. The other three I'm on board with. Because yes, these three, no, no, excuse me.

These are the same pictures. Left one out. I like the quad shot. It was higher quality and it had a- Go back to the previous one. I think there were four P-Pics in that one. Yeah, yeah. Because of the three here.

See, he's clearly wasted in the bottom left picture. Like he's grabbing that lady too hard. She was not expecting that kind of embrace. And clearly she's like, aha, we're doing this. Are we like, he's like doing that thing where he like pulls her up. Look at us talking about fucking. Go back to the previous to the previous one, because I like how the guy who posted this on Reddit

was like, we gotta make they notice. Like put a circle. I'm like. Zach, scroll down and tell me if it says Liam Peason in the comments. I almost positive it will. Or maybe he can't scroll down, I don't know. Doesn't really roll off my tongue, however I get it.

I see, but he's trashed. He's trashed into those other photos clearly something's going on look look the eminence peace and amazing tits breast envy and Sydney Sweeney nice those are the ones we've looked on on here yes he doesn't do anything on reddit outside of the show it's annoying annoying. I mean, I don't either. I was, what? Yeah, I'm dude. I'm all over there. I know you have this dislike for Reddit and this love for Twitter for some reason. I find there to be much more humor, much funnier stuff on Reddit. I still go to like niche Reddit. So like I'll go to like our AOE to our hockey fell off a while ago now. They're just like really slow on the highlight

They're like it's our NHL that competes there is but like nobody goes there see and like if you there is Hockey like I the other day I was there and I was just curious. I was like counting It's like these are all like 80% of them are just links to clips on Twitter And so it's like I just follow those sports journalists and those clip pages on Twitter. And I see- I like their being, that's one of the things I love about Reddit

and I'm sure it's true on Facebook too, but there's different flavors of like MMA subreddits. If you go to RMMA, you'll get some pretty serious stuff, not a lot of silliness, no memes, and it'll be all mixed martial arts. But if you go over UFC It's a lot looser reigns over there. There's memes and silliness and jokes and it's just about the UFC Yeah, they don't care about pride and PFL. They don't care about boxing or kickboxing or any of that other stuff It's it's a lot of the character

Stuff that I that I enjoy from the actual UFC I care who's talking shit behind who's back and who fucked their trainer and who did what. That's the part I really like. I want more WWE in my UFC. Yeah, I like the WWE element, but it's real. The thing I can't understand about wrestling, professional wrestling, is how it's so popular even into the modern era because back in the day there was that mystique where not only did you have the absence of combat sports outside of collegiate wrestling and and boxing you so there was that mystique that unknown factor. We're like shit Hulk Hogan might be a badass.

Like I don't know. Look at him. He's huge. He's throwing people around. I wouldn't want to tangle with him. Maybe more badass than most people. Maybe he's one of the best fighters in the world. Even you wouldn't want to tangle with him. Maybe more badass than most people. Maybe he's one of the best fighters in the world. Even you wouldn't know in the back back then.

But now you're like no. And yet they just got a Netflix deal like Monday night wrestling is on Netflix now it like live. That's a world I know nothing about. Yeah, I I I'm a I know a little bit about it, but it's mostly just the memes and the silliness and the jokes and the stuff that leads over. All Cogan got booed out of the stadium recently. Yeah, you know why. I don't. I thought it might be a politics thing, but I'm not really sure.

Is it because of the racism stuff? Is it the beer? I saw something that he was getting booed, and I would imagine it's because of the Trump support, because suppose like I saw something that like he was getting booed and I would imagine it's because of the Trump support because I think that show was in like LA or something. Is that right or no? I would imagine that some of it has to do with the recent Trump support, but a lot of people didn't forget like what what he was caught on tape saying. It was something like, if my daughter's gonna date a ninja hard-R, then at least it should be an eight-foot tall ninja. I gotta be careful here to not slip into it because there's so many ninjas. I wish it'd be an eight-foot tall ninja with a hundred million dollars, not some broke-ass

ninja piece of shit street ninja. Fuck, I mean, I'm not racist. I guess we're all a little racist, but damn Ninja. And he's just like on this Ninja laden rant. And it's all on tape. That's at WWE went and like scrubbed him from a lot of their old media and stuff. It's only kind of semi recently

that he's been brought back into the wrestling fold. But he was really on the outs after that tape. How long ago was that? I genuinely don't know. I'm gonna call it eight years. It's what it feels like. And so now with the Trump support, I think that that's turned off, you know, a little bit more of whatever fan base he had. And then you go to put it in California, not Florida. Yeah, he's going to get boot off stage. Yeah. What's the make you see it?

Did you see what he had to say? No, I didn't. What did you say? Oh, it was pretty bad. He starts off saying I've had a lot of partners over the year, but my biggest partner is you guys, you guys, you've never stopped supporting me. It's like clearly you're trying to work this audience and clearly it's not working. And then he went and talked about his new partner, which is real American beer in the WWE or something like that. He's, uh,

he's doing that thing where he like sells overpriced beer under the Republican banner. And, uh, that's where he's trying to go. Yeah. It's a, that's not going to work because no, because beer is cheap and that's what beer drinkers want is a cheap drink if they If they and they had the there'd be no repetitive value of purchase like anyone who buys that is gonna be like Oh, I'm a big wrestling guy in my little wrestling keepsake area I'm gonna have one of Hulk Hogan's like beers and have that they're unopened Is he gonna buy another another six pack ever?

Or is he like, oh, alright, that little box checked for my collection. To me he's trying to follow in Connors footsteps. And a lot of people have tried some of it. Or my pillow things. Oh right, you know the whiskey makes so much again. The Irish or alcoholics. Like it's not just a stereotype.

They are like, it's drinking whiskey. They love booze, it's part of their culture. Don't bully them. Zach, how much, oh, this is gonna be one of those fun stats. How much does an American drink of alcohol a year? Like, and how much does an Irishman drink? I bet it's double. I bet Irish people drink double the alcohol.

Wait, hold on. Let's pick what the highest per capita countries are. Zach, find a world map of this. I want Russia. Korea, South Korea, and... Fuck! I thought that was like a good sleeper pick. I was going to say that. A good sleeper pick? Those people, they're alcoholics too. They're a problem.

I didn't know that was as well known. I have heard that, but I think Russia's not falling over easily. I would trade South Korea for Russia if I could. All right. Well, then I guess I have to take, I have to take Ireland to be, or is Germany as big a drinking culture as problem? I feel like Ireland is imported too many non-drinkers. If you know what I mean, the Ireland, okay. All right, Ireland. I'm taking Ireland. Zach, I asked for this information 15 seconds ago and it's still not up on the screen.

What the hell? Yeah, but I mean, if any of us are wrong, it's gotta be. Alcohol consumption per person, 2019, I'll take it. Measured in pure alcohol per age, age 15 and older. All right, zoom in on that dark. Romania, Holy shit. Seventeen liters a year for the Romania. When I said Russia, I meant the Georgia portion, obviously.

All right. Obviously, for two in Russia. What about Ireland? Show me. Yeah. Show me Ireland over there. Yep. Oh, narrowly edge. All right. Now show me South Korea. Oh, wow. at the bottom worse yeah, but like pro like per capita body weight that could be Come on. So actually that's not that's not a terrible point

They're definitely getting drunker than the average Russian show me Americans though. Like what are we doing? I don't know if I caught that okay That's that's reasonable Canada we're losing to Canada All right, UK let them yeah UK is a big start earlier. That has to be a factor, right? Yeah, that's probably Italy. Why I feel like I would think Italy was like big on wine. Whoa They're probably like, Ooh, France was fucking high. What is that Germany? Oh, yeah.

Germany was higher than all the ones we had. We were right. I'm going to be honest. I don't, I don't, I'm going to, I'm going to throw this chart out and choose not to believe it. And I'm going to call full on shenanigans. Yep. Yep. Asterisk. Yeah. Yeah. COVID flipped everything upside down. Yeah. I just think the Russians are generational alcoholics and it's part of their culture to be genuinely addicted to alcohol. Well, it seems like that graph was like equalizing everything because it like, like they were taking the amount of actual alcohol. So like to keep it from being like, oh, clearly if you took volume,

Germany and the UK are gonna kick everyone's ass in Ireland cause they're like drinking beer most of the time, or I guess Ireland whiskey, but then Russia's got pure alcohol. Yeah. So they're like distilling it down, doing some math. Convert it. Yeah. Yeah. I was expecting there was some conversion

behind the scenes for me. Have you looked at the 50 series cards at all, Woody? 50 series cards. I don't- GPUs? Oh, a little bit, not really. I just like the price rumors and stuff. Yeah, they're talking about like $2,700 or something. I saw 1500 for the 50 series.

Okay, maybe. I don't know. Maybe what I saw was bullshit. 27 is nightmare fuel. It's like, come on. That's that's that's what a PC costs. That's the whole PC. Okay, this makes more sense to grant one grand for 5080 is that people are complaining about the memory bandwidth. I don't know. Yeah, I have a 4080. I think I'll probably skip this, Jen. I will

be doing the same. I don't you know, I run a 40 80. I think I'll probably skip this. Jen. Yeah, I will be doing the same. I don't, you know, I run hell divers at like 1440 super sampling and 144 frames. I don't need any more horsepower. I really what is a what is AI mean in this 33,400 AI tops. Um, their eyes it's pronounced eyes eyes eyes. I don't know. Is it artificial intelligence something? I have no idea. I have no idea. Well, I wasn't trying to stump you. I thought you guys would know. Yeah, no, I don't know. No, that's a new thing. Everything I think I don't know about within video, but I know that everyone wants to stick the word the term AI onto their new product service or whatever program to, you know, just as a fucking buzzword. I was there. Can you read that?

Does it have AI? Does it have AI? That's my voice. Yes, I will read it. AI tops or trillions of operations per second is a metric used to measure how many computing operations an AI chip can perform in one second. It's a way to compare the performance of AI hardware

such as GPUs and NPUs. Okay. NPU? What is an NPU? A neural processing unit. Ooh, you're getting risky in the graphics card space. Slur. A neural processing unit.

And this be an AI thing. I'm not really. It's a cooler HIPAAics card for the urban game. Yeah, they're they're marketing it is AI stuff. Like at least that thing did. I don't care about AI. Yeah, bad Google results. I'll just look at the first I'll look at the TikTok link. You know, is it pissing anyone else off every time I search for something, tick tock is way at the top of the results and never in my whole life has it

been a relevant search result. It is up there way too often. And like Google, I feel like Google is worse now than it was when I would look for stuff in high school. Oh, way worse than that. And when I like, uh, I'll use like I've fiddled around with the AI that Musk put on Twitter and Grok and the you're right, like any sort of like actual information where you're like, hey, explain how to do this. Like you ask it how to do something that you do know how to do and then you see how it explains it. So at least you have a point of reference for how accurate it is. And it's like, okay, this is just like scrubbing a lot of the like sponsored

articles that show up first on Google. Like this isn't very useful. The only thing I find myself using it for now is it has a very fun picture generation tool. Like the picture generations are a lot of fun. Oh, unlike Christmas week. I don't remember what we were sending back and forth, Kyle, but you were like requesting. Oh, I went Luigi Mangione, but it's Luigi Mangione on trial. But instead it's Luigi from Mario Brothers. But, but, but the whole jury is like, uh, it is like a goomba and Koopa Mario and Peach and Koopa Troopas and the jury like making mean faces and the judge is Bowser.

Yeah, it was coming up with pretty good ones. I was like, generate an image of Luigi screaming in horror strapped to an electric chair while Bowser, you know, wearing a sheriff's outfit, pulls the lever. And it doesn't get it perfectly, obviously, but it's like thinking about the way it can do it now compared to just what a year and a half ago when everyone was losing their mind at like, look at Will Smith eating spaghetti. Yeah, it does. Like you sent me that picture of like Trump and somebody else embracing or like he was saying it's Trump putting a medal on somebody or something. Yeah, it was Trump giving the presidential medal of freedom to James Candelfini. That's what it was. And I immediately used

my AI to make them kiss in a video and send it back. And it's like, I spent $10 on the Play Store to get some stupid video editing, editing A.I. So now I like make make my friends and family members awkwardly hug and kiss, or I'll make like my mom explode. Like not a bunch of nonsense like that. That part of A.I. is a lot of fun. I enjoy the the way it makes shitposting easier because you can just generate any silly image you want. Except if you ask for anything even like vaguely violent, it'll be like, I can't generate that. I don't like that. What's the AI for like dirty stuff? Cause I'll be like, all right,

now make her spank her, spank the other girl. And it's like, I'm trying to get Nancy Pelosi to spank AOC in this little photo there. They've got together where they're both looking kind of cute and, and the AI was like, Oh, I can't do that. I'm like, I know you can. I know if I told you to punch her in the head, you could do it, but can't make it spanker. Let's make a big Taylor. Are the pictures fooling you yet? Of course there's some where like you really have to look at it,

but there's still like tells in a lot. No, there aren't. There's, there's tons of them. So what are we talking about? We're talking about a human face or like a video then yeah there's going to be some videos are easy to tell still because people don't move naturally but if you're looking at a landscape I've seen that you know that you know the super autist who plays geoguessor at the at the uber level he's like the guy I've seen him do try to pick out the ai photos and he's like I don't know I don't know because it don't know, cause it's just woods. It's the, like, it'll be a picture of a snowy hillside with hardwood trees on it without their leaves

and a little path that, that careens through it. And it's, and he's like, could be, could not be, who knows? But then let's show a picture of a street and he'll be like, AI would be happy, so good to get the street lamps right. And to know that they use a solid stripe road in that country. Yeah. That's gotta be a real photo. If there's no, if there's no human face in it,

if there's not a person in the picture, it's way harder to tell. Like if it's just a straight landscape, it's easy to be fooled. The pictures of people are getting so good now. I saw one. Now look at me, right? Like right now, the only way they could tell is the gap in between your arm in here. What was in the background was like trim didn't continue. So with this little gap, like there should there was something I have a hard time pointing that went like across the bottom and

through. But it didn't bridge this gap like it was supposed to. Yeah, and I didn't catch it. But the comments did. And I'm like, man, but the person was perfect. And her hands were in the photo. A lot of times it chargrows with hands. Not anymore. Yeah. It's getting better with hands.

Like it's, it really is to the point that like, they could get a picture of like some billionaire on Epstein's Island, like running around, like doing all sorts of evil shit and they could be like, Oh, this is an AI video and you can't prove it's not. And it's like, I guess we really can't. Like, unless there's software you plug it into that's like, hey, this is definitely AI. And even then they could just lie about it. It's like anyone could be turned into an AI.

The Ukrainians were using some sort of fake message to the North Korean soldiers from Kim Jong-un telling them to betray the Russians and massacre them. And look, we have a hard time picking out AI. Can you imagine the hard time a North Korean soldier has? Right? I saw something like in that same vein of the North Koreans that like a lot of Russian soldiers apparently were getting annoyed because North Koreans got into Russia and immediately had the first ever ability to access pornography in their entire life. And they'd be like, boys, you know, you are here for the war. And they're like, not anymore. I am not here to jack off in the Ukrainian Ukraine. Ukraine is taking territory back in Russia.

Like they're expanding the amount of land that they own, which it never seems to go that way. Like they get a bunch of land in one shot and then they just crippling like contract, contract, contract. But now they're actually gaining Russian territory, not Ukrainian territory, which I wish they were gaining, but it's a bargaining chip. I saw the North Korean. Yes.

Like the, yeah, that means better. Yeah. Yeah. I saw a Russian, he had a can of North Korean food that had came along with the soldiers. And he's like speaking Russian with a translator. And he's like, he's like's like we of course we don't read Korean so we had to find a translate and you know what is this is dog is dog throws it on the ground

and kicks it it's dog and it's like going on this fucking rant. I was like, I know EatDog! And I'm thinking like, I'm with you, buddy. I know EatDog either. Dude, I can imagine the Russian soldiers and the North Koreans not getting along great. Like, all I know about North Koreans are wildly different cultures. Have you seen those YouTube videos of North Koreans being exposed to Western culture and Western information for the first time? They're fascinating. They're so fun. many years ago that I've seen a couple. There's a couple of big channels. One of the better ones does food. They'll take them to like a Texas barbecue and they'll give this North Korean like a full like Texas barbecue

of like brisket and ribs and pulled pork and like eight sides. And they're like, this is more food than I have ever seen. And they have a meltdown eating all the food. Or they'll show them like top 10 US weapons. I love that one. They showed these defect, these North Korean soldiers had defected. And they've been told their whole life

that they're like World War II tank is like cutting edge. They're like, this tank that we've given to you is the best tank. The Americans will be destroyed. That you will be like the side and they will be the wheat when you are in this World War II tank that's a piece of shit.

And they believed it. As they never seen no other shit. And then they play them like this montage, like that's like call of duty of AC 130s and all sorts of laser guided shit. And there's like, these are truly weapons that we cannot have them. It's so fun to watch them like react to that shit. Do they not have company of heroes too in Russia? Because if they did, they would have learned

that even in World War II, you know, they were going for total numbers a lot in Russia. No, this is North Koreans that have defected and now they're being exposed to Western culture for the first time. They have no idea. Like seeing them eat McDonald's is fun. Or they also saw one where they've got these Afghani tribesmen. Those guys definitely raped little boys, by the way. That's just that that's their deal over there. They love that stuff. No culture is better than another Kyle. Hey, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not ranking. I'm just worried. You're coming off as a rank. We win. I agree. I agree with you, Woody. I mean, you can have boy rape in it as an accepted sort of,

what do they call them? T boys? They call them T boys. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. They, they, you know, if you're like a 12 year old, a feminine boy over there in Afghanistan, you're going to be a T boy. They brag about their harems of little boys. Like it's a, it's a, it's a sign of status. Like, yeah, I got this, these horses, I got these camels, I got this car. I got like four T boys over here. Look at this. I insert myself in here and it's like, I'd have been a T boy till I was like 17.

Oh, you'd have been T boy for life. I'd have been a T-boy till I was like 17. Oh, you'd have been T-boy for life. You'd be a T-man. When we were in Afghanistan, like, like sometimes our military was like making alliances with those guys and being like, yeah, you just tell us what you're doing and you know, we'll stay out of your business. No, not that. No, we guarded their opium crop while they raped children with our,

with our lives and blood, we died protecting their drug, drug crops. While they're in there being pedophiles. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. It's judgmental. You see the, uh, the Russians were paying the Taliban $200,000 for every American attack. Say that again. The Russians were paying the Taliban $200,000 for every attack on the Americans during the war.

Our allies. In Russia? Yeah, I know. I'm just... Or Taliban. I feel like people don't look at Russia as the enemy. Oh, absolutely. I always have. I mean, I was born in 86, but I have all the media

that I was intaking as a kid remembered the Cold War very well. Russians have always been the bad guys to me. They are the villain. In every source of media and in reality, in history, they are the bad guys. They lot of a lot of they were on our team in World War two. Yeah, that's the said ended pretty rapidly. Yeah, we should have kept going. We should have kept going like should have knocked them right out. Churchill wanted to keep going. I think it would have been it would have been us doing the heavy lifting on that

for sure, right? All of Europe was largely depleted. We were there, yeah, but we were already there with everything. We had all of our shit there. We're ready to go. And Russia was very weak at the time too. So it's not like they would have been sending out their best warriors. They had already died fighting the Germans.

Instead we split Germany and they took everything, you know, east of that. And you had the cold war for 50 years and you have what we have now where we've had two administrations who thought appeasement and kissing ass with Putin was the way to go. It hasn't been since George W. Bush. George W. Bush was hard on him, I thought.

And, but Obama and- Trump? Who came after Obama and Biden, I thought had been weak on Putin, just the whole way through. But yeah, they're absolutely our enemy, 100%. They're diametrically opposed to everything that we're about.

They want to weaken us from within. You know, they hate us. For good reason. We ruined them. Does Alex Ovechkin change any of that for you? I don't even know who the fuck that is. Is that Jagger's friend? Jagger Markov?

He's the guy who's gonna outscore Gretzky. He's gonna get more goals than Gretzky, either this year or early next year. That's a record no one thought would ever be broken. And you're acting like that doesn't even play into your geopolitical opinions. Yeah. We don't know that he's not going to be taken out by some crazed fan. Who's like a huge Gretzky for lifer.

Like, like breaks his kneecap on the way out to the final game. And maybe he's got like an argument. He's like, you played more games than, than, than Gretzky got to play every season. You get 14 more games. It's not fair. And he's like fucking kneecaps. The guy gives him a, gives him the old Tonya Harding And he does have more goals per game

It's Probably at this point Ovechkin points per game because I don't oh point. I mean that that's not a contest. It's not even close Cal might not know that an assist that hat point I do contest. It's not even close. Kyle might not know that an assist point. I do. Yeah. Gretzky has more assists than any other player has points. Hockey assists crack rack up because if you pass to a guy who passes to a guy who scores, both of you get assists.

Gretzky not even in the top four here. Of games played. Goals per game. Oh, goals for you. Yeah. The thing with Gretzky is probably some asterisks there It's probably these guys probably played like three games or something. No, they still played like 80 82 But uh, I think maybe 80 for a while instead of 82 which they do now But Gretzky would just have seasons where he'd be like, you know what? I'm gonna be the number one goal scorer by like 25 goals this year and then he would just do 75 goals in

25 goals this year and then he would just do 75 goals in 87 goals and like, like number he was number one, number one. That's crazy. He scored 92 goals in 80 games with the oilers and 82, like he had, he had, this is like a fantasy level game. He had 212 points in 80 games. That means like if he went out there and got a goal and an assist, he'd be like, fucking off night. This guy's going to break his. So this guy's going to break one of his records. Ovechkin will get more total goals. He's only like 21 away right now. And so that's, it's just, it's neat to see someone break a record that no one ever thought would be broken. Cause everyone's

always known that a couple of Gretzky's are truly untouchable, but this one is not. So clearly it's not as long as like, Oh, Vetchkin doesn't totally collapse. Cause he's like 39 and he just broke his leg, but he came back. Yeah. Like earlier in the season, but then he came back like five weeks later. And so maybe he was getting a little of the Russian gas that they give out in Russia that

that like, I talked about that before, Kyle, they all the play. If you listen to spit and chicklets, which is the hockey podcast I like, Ryan Whitney, who was a former NHL defenseman, he dealt with a lot of injuries, had to cut his career short, but he was a very good defenseman. And when he played in Russia, he would, all the players would talk about Russian gas, which is like you'd go into the back with the trainer and he would like, let you huff a bunch of stuff. And he'd be like, and dude, I'd go back there, my knee would be killing me right before a game. I'm in a bad mood. I'm in fucking Russia. I don't want to be in fucking Russia. I don't speak Russian. I feel so out of water. I just want to be in the NHL

again. And then the doctor would hit me with this stuff and after just a little bit I'd be like Not only am I gonna play tonight? I'm gonna be the best version of me that's ever existed. I was energized. I was happy. I was in a good mood I felt elated and like later it came out that it was just a total Russian cocktail of drugs that they were doping these guys up on like like forms of speed, pain killers, all sorts of gas they were huffing just to get them out there and play another game. That's pretty cool. I'm reading this article. It says if you ever wondered how Vlad Pute scored eight goals in an exhibition game against professional players over in Russia.

Now, you know, it definitely wasn't because the opposing team's players thought they'd endangered if they didn't let it happen. He would, he goes, he's talking about Russian gas here. I wanted to get to the bottom of like what might be in it. Maybe some stimulants or something. There's a graphic here of Captain America coming out of a pod. It looks like Tora doll is in it, which is an anti-inflammatory, some form of opiate can be good for your T levels. So maybe like an anti, maybe just an anesthetic to like make them not feel pain. I remember there was this time when terrorists took over a concert hall in Russia and they pumped the whole building full of this anesthetic gas and like knocked everybody

out but it killed a bunch of them too. It killed like 15 or 20 percent of the people that were there. There's a couple hundred people there. That's absurd. That would be like my plan. So like terrorists took this concert hall in Russia. This is probably like Serbians or some shit and the Russian special forces pumped the building full of this anesthetic gas and it knocked everybody out and conscious I think but it killed like maybe 20% of the hostages and everybody like it was just want to make an omelet you break a few eggs yeah you can't really dose the anesthetic out correctly when you're filling a building with gas.

Yeah. I mean, they're probably like, all right, well, either they kill all of them or we roll the dice. We have a crazy doctor in a lab coat with canisters of gas that he's been begging to use. Every single problem we go to Vladimir with, he's like, I have gas. I would like to know the back story because at some point someone went like, hey, do we still have that gas? Well, yeah, of course we still have the gas.

You know, it kills 20% of the people we use it on. I knew this day would come. I can finally use my gas. Gas is a pretty fucked up way to kill people. Like just dropping a gas bomb during a war. That's sad. That would be awful. Getting getting mustard gassed in World War one.

Those are terrible, but this cast sounds amazing. I had a really good time out. Yeah, they all seem to have had a great time on the Russian gas. But you know, if they would have accidentally dropped Russian gas in one of those World War One trenches, we would have rolled them or they would have rolled them. We weren't really a huge part of that one. I guess we wanted that big of a part at all of World War. No, we were, we were, we were big. We won that war. Okay.

Yes. Thank you, Woody. Okay. Look, I won't have you playing the United States contributions to really anything fictional or non-fictional. I won't have it. You know, I'm sure that in some small way, the United States contributed to the war against Mordor, and I won't have anyone say that they did. If they existed, they would have. I'm sure I'm sure that the United States Armed Forces would have been standing there shoulder to shoulder

with Theoden. With Gondor or Rohan, either one, probably both. We would have got our fingers in all the pots. Probably got our arms from shit out there, made water form on our desalination Red Cross ship. Yep. I think, I heard Mordor's got oil. Think about this.

If we hadn't single-handedly saved Europe in World War I, Tolkien wouldn't have been writing that story with all those references to World War I and the English people succeeding against insurmountable odds with America's overwhelming help. We were the Eagles. We came in when it was convenient. We could have stopped it earlier.

But we didn't because we were just having a good time. I mean, that would make sense. If I lived in America in like 1909 and then a few years later, World War I gets cooking and they were like, politicians were like, should we go to Europe or should we stay here? I definitely would have been like, you fuck kidding? That's a world away. We shouldn't send our boys to go fight in Europe. That's bananas. All these, like, why are these sharp-headed, helmeted Germans our problem?

Yeah, it really does. Like, I watched the movie, there's a movie with Brad Pitt called Legends of the Fall where there's like three or four brothers and a couple of them want to go fight in World War one and their father's Anthony Hopkins and he's like I you don't want to go to war boy I've seen a war and they're like not like this one and then it's like they don't go and they fucking go like they all go to Europe to fight the Huns and it's like they were rich and had pussy and horses and like a free life on a gigantic ranch that they owned, living this wonderful fantasy lifestyle.

And they volunteered to go fight the Germans. Did they die? Brad Pitt goes to protect the little brother because Brad Pitt's heart is fucking nails. He's been raised by like the old Apache Indian chief that lives on the ranch. And the little brother gets mustard gassed and then caught in the barbed wire and then the Germans machine gun him and he's all like screaming and dying in pain and Brad Pitt snaps and starts going out at night behind enemy lines and scalping Germans and cutting their hearts out and he keeps coming back all covered in blood with scalps and

shit and he couldn't carry his brother's body out of the barbed wire so he cut his brother's heart out and mailed his heart home so they could bury it. It's psychotic. It becomes like writing. It's worse than a letter. Cantegram from Mongo. Telegram. He sings you a song about it. I can just imagine they got an envelope and a little box. You really hope they open the envelope first. This is pretty wet. That's so funny. Tristan has sent us a beef heart from the front.

Cook this up. Are you going to read the letter, Papa? I don't have my glasses on me. Later. Later. Let's eat. Calling him the Huns is so funny. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're the bad guys. They've always been the bad guys. I don't trust them.

Now, I whenever I meet a German guy now, I'm like, man, be real. I know the y'all plot. Y'all talk about it. Y'all talk about next time we'll get them? Is there any talk like that? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no songs that are like that. If the South would have won, we'd have had it made. There's a song like that. There's tons of those songs. I mean, the South is going to have to go for like a cultural victory by just like spreading Buc-Ease around or something. Because I don't think they're going to get a military victory. Although I think isn't like a disproportionate amount of our military in the South. Yeah. The South. Yeah. You see, baby. Yeah. The SEC states are filling them up mostly. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that the football game, the NFL playoff game, the Vikings game got pushed

to Arizona out of California. Those fires are crazy. I wonder, I wonder if anything will change, you know, after this. Yeah. They better figure out how to fill the water tanks up. They're going to have to have a couple of really big water tanks. We can't have the other way to use. We don't have the where you're just imagining like gigantic water tanks everywhere. Not everywhere. Just one or a couple of one beyond believe giant tanks. We put it high on something, I guess,

right? Yeah, well, it's gonna have to be gravity fed in the case of an emergency, right? Isn't that a huge reason that like the pressure isn't there now is that these giant tanks that already exist don't have the requisite pressure because whatever feeds them is out of water? No, it's because people upstream are using the water. It's as simple as that. People upstream are using the water and it's not getting downstream. There's like a giant pipe starting from where the water comes from that goes to where the water is most needed in the fires and the people in between are using so much water that there's not a pressure at the end. They need more water pressure. You're down, you know, you're breaking

Woody's rule where you're poo-pooing on all my big tanks and you have no solution. Your big tanks are silly. Big tanks are, I already have big tanks. We have big tanks of water all over the country. But you're talking about like we need like a giant reservoir. We need a supply of water stored somewhere for hard times. And this is like, that's nonsense. Taylor's right. You can't just have that. It's all the ocean. Comic book solutions. You have to have something better. Yes. My solution was simple. Why don't you just make a pipeline that pumps the saltwater from the ocean to the fires? If we're gonna spray it on a fire, shoot them with the salt water. I mean, sure.

That would, I mean, it seems like- No! It seems like any alternative- There's no reason at all. Any alternative is better than just letting it bloom. It's a California fire. It only gets purified water, okay? You can't spray that filthy seawater on a Californian fire.

I need reverse osmosis clean water, please pH of that water before you spray the fire. I only alkaline water Yeah, why don't we just have a bunch of salt water I've seen people be like that's not good for the environment and it's like do you see what's happening? I've seen people be like, that's not good for the environment. And it's like, do you see what's happening? Do you like we can let's cross that bridge when we come to it. Let's stop the fires destroying everyone's homes.

So water does not stop stuff growing that much. This is an area where I am an expert. I use salt. I change the water in my fish tanks all the time. And we put salt water on like where the pavers are because grass wants to grow in between them. Still does. I've been pouring water on these pavers for a year and a half. Grass is still coming out.

See? So all those environmentalists can calm down. Have you tried an herbicide of some sort other than salted water? From time to time. I mean, I'm sure your weeds are delicious, but. Do you remember that old meme from years and years ago? This guy would like post his piss bush or his piss shrub. And it would be like a shrub outside of maybe his apartment or something. And he'd be like, week one of the piss shrub. And you could like just see a normal shrub and it'd be like week seven of the piss shrub. And like it's starting to die in one area that he's been pissing. And like over time, there's just like a big hole,

a big dead hole in his piss shrub. I've seen where my dogs will piss on the same bush so much. They just kill the fucking bush and it's like, come on, leave him alone. Pick a new one. He can't take anymore. There's this one bush on the end. It's all brown. It's all sad. The others have flowers. This one doesn't even have flowers. Too much ammonia or something. So too much dog piss. Whatever's in there is not good for, uh, this is not what plants crave. No, no. It's crave, crave carbon. So give it a bunch of carbon. And electrolytes. And electrolytes. Yeah. Potassium,

sodium, calcium. What are the other ones? What's the list of all? Are there more? Is that all of them? I don't know. The electrolyte. Magnesium. Iron. Iron's not an electrolyte.

Have you seen that movie, Idiocracy? Yes. Yeah. Very good. I haven't seen it in so many years. It's probably been 20 years since I've seen it. It was funny whenever Hulk Hogan was doing the campaigning for Trump and they threw up that side by side of president Camacho or whatever. And he's got like a machine gun

and American flag and he's shirtless. And there's Hulk Hogan also just ripping his shirt off on the, on the stage with the American flag. It's Jesus Christ. What a shit show we've become. I can't wait. I can't wait for the presidency to begin. I hope we get cookie stuff all the time. I want cookie stuff all the time. I want Kanye back in the White House for some pictures. I want Ric Flair to show up inexplicably.

Lots of WWE content, I'm hoping. I really hope he does some good things too, but mostly I'm here for the shit show. Yeah, maybe maybe it'll be funny. Maybe they'll stop talking about fucking Greenland and Panama and go back to talking about America right now, gets to like just throw shit on the wall with no actual power because president elect. And it's like he's not responsible for anything, but he gets to criticize. Like, can we fast forward?

Did you see these and he sent his son and Charlie Kirk to Greenland? Yes. I like, what are you doing? Ed? Great. Like what are they just checking out the property? Seeing what they're buying? Yes. They, there's this picture of them in front of this. See, you can find it, Zach. It's so lame. It's, It's Charlie Kirk and one of Trump's sons, I think the dark-haired one, and they're in front of some statue in Greenland taking a photograph, a group photo, and it's like, what were y'all doing there? Did y'all go to the local parliament and make a bid? What did you say? Hey, what would you sell this place for? What were you doing over there other than like wasting your fucking time?

Charlie Kirk is six three. You can see him towering over all the other people who claim to be six three. Oh, he seems like a pretty tall. I didn't know Don Jr was, I pictured him as a shorter guy then. Isn't he taller than his father? I know the big ugly one is, but I thought he was the tallest of the outside of Baron, because he's obviously the tallest. What's that jacket he's wearing? What are they wearing?

Which one are you talking about? The middle one? Well, like Charlie Kirk and the guy on the left and then all those guys in the background. They've all got like the same jacket on with these. Trump Force One jacket. They've got their names. Oh, that's so fucking lame. I'm so glad we zoomed in. For those who are listening, they're wearing these Jack, these black zip up jackets and on the breast, there's a badge with their names and on the other breast, it says Trump Force One. And then on one shoulder, you've got the American flag and on the other

Trump and it's just the lamest thing I can imagine Why is it like I don't if I was a Trump guy? I would think it was cool. Those are No, I hate that Because I know they got on the plane they're're like, here's everyone's jackets. Yeah. So fucking late. John Juni didn't get one. Yeah. Oh, he's already got one at home. His is a different color. Hmm. Got a red one.

Yeah. He's got the his has a hood. I look forward to the administration, but things like this are indicators to indicators to me that like nobody knows what the fuck they're doing. That we're just flailing in the wind. Like I feel like if you actually wanted to take Greenland and make it our own, you'd want to go talk to someone in Denmark, right? Not in Greenland. The way they do, Kyle, you're like if somebody wanted to know how hard it is to turn a no into a yes, I feel like he kicked off almost intentionally getting a no just by

mentioning it in the press. If he wanted a yes, he wouldn't have gotten a public no first. Now it's a really difficult situation to turn around. Charlie Kirk says Greenland is ready and willing. No, no, they're not. No, they're not. No, they're not at all. Well, while they were there for a weekend, they surveyed everyone. Like how long did that take to survey everyone?

If Greenland is owned by Denmark, then the idea of going there first is as idiotic as China going to Puerto Rico if they wanted instead of Washington, DC to purchase Puerto Rico. Like you can't buy Puerto Rico from Puerto Ricans. They don't own Puerto Rico. You know what I mean? Like it's not theirs to sell. Just it's not the people in Greenland. How connected is like the government of Denmark to Greenland in today's day and age? Like is Greenland largely autonomous and it's just like a technicality? Is it like kind of how Canada's doing on the money? You alerted me to their connection about an hour and 46 minutes ago. So, so I have no concept of how

close their connection is. I didn't know the connection existed until an hour 45 ago. Like I said, did not know that I would have assumed that the Greenlanders were a free people. I did not know that they were slaves or what do you call it when someone lives under someone else's protector? They're... what are they? Slave people. Slave people? Serfs? Yeah. What's the population of Greenland? Damn, not a lot. 57,000. Oh come on, let's just do it. Let's just go. We can get 50,000. 50? There's suburbs. Many, we have suburbs bigger than that in every major city of the country. There are a million men in the Iraqi army.

We pushed that right over. You think 50,000 Denmarkians are gonna stand in our way? I don't think so. I bet Denmark, I bet like the average citizen of Denmark totally forgets they even control Greenland. Is this a calculated thing to get us to stop talking about their unpopular H1B position? I think so. I think largely it's a it's just a little red meat for the base to be like, oh, I definitely don't remember how we're getting fucking owned on the deportation topic

and the H1Bs. How about we take Greenland and then all of his like sycophants can be like, yeah. Then all the monger who bragged about being pro-war during the whole election cycle be like, yeah. And all the Margaret who bragged about being pro war during the whole election cycle is like, let's go to war with Canada, Greenland, Panama, Mexico. The idea we would have like, there's no way we would have to engage in any actual war to take Greenland. Like who no one can, they're going to like set up centuries and shit. Right. Problems would be like tariffed and the sanctions.

Oh, they wouldn't dare. Who would dare? Who would dare tariff us? We would blockade Greenland. We would surround it. Lots of countries, tariff with our vast Navy. And we would, we would seize any imports and exports because they were technically ours and they're, they're importing and they're smuggling. You know how easy it would be to stop Greenland's exports? It's like, hey, stop that truck. All right.

Your assets have been seized. Yes, they don't have vast imports and exports. Why do we want it again? Does it have cool does have that cool kind of power where you get from volcanoes? Yeah, but what are you going to do? Like bring that home somehow rich in minerals and important charge your best phone over there?

I saw the Northern Passage thing, and that was the only thing that I saw where I was like, okay, maybe this actually would make tactical sense. I can't help but wonder if Trump's been looking at like shipping in general. Like, he wants to own Panama. He's talking about Canada. He's talking about Greenland. That's the Northern Passage and like the Southern Passage, basically, like where international shipping happens. Like, is this a calculated thing or am I applying 3D chess when it's not there? We would be more powerful if we controlled those shipping

channels more thoroughly, but like, I don't know. It just seems like a weird thing to be hanging your head on. It'd be pretty stretched out too. Like, can we defend Greenland as well as we can defend like New Jersey? There's only 50,000 people there. So they're, you know, they'll be good, right? What are we? I'm just saying like if we were to go to war

someone could take Greenland from us. I guess, I mean, I guess they could take all those Pacific Island. I think that the idea of it is nonsense. It's like you said, it's just a fun little idea idea I don't certainly don't think he's taking Greenland. I think he might do something to Panama and What's the other nonsense thing? All right? I hope he does rename the Gulf of Mexico and I think that's the most likely and in that order it's pretty likely that he renamed renames the Gulf of Mexico

order. It's pretty likely that he renamed renames the Gulf of Mexico. It's very unlikely that he does anything to Panama. And it's almost a certainty that nothing happens with Greenland other than the embarrassment that's already happened. I can't believe that they took those photos and flew over there. That's embarrassing as hell to me. Um, because the answer is clearly no. Like the answer is like, we're not for sale. Like, like what did you think was going to happen? You ended up looking like a looking like a piece of shit.

If we were looking for the easiest landmass on earth to take over, it might be Greenland. Like, their largest, most populous city, Nuuk, is 19,872 people. It's the largest city. Like, they probably have don't have an Ikea. Like they like what there's probably fucking nothing. Can you imagine how long it takes to get

something on Amazon Prime? If you live in Newt Greenland? I've got a different center. A real little one. It's like eight guys. Our Eskimos up. I don't think I think it's mostly like it's mostly like Viking descendant kind of people up there, right? Or is it more Eskimo? I know very little of Greenland. I know that it was named by someone who got kicked out of Iceland because he thought it would attract more people if it was named Greenland. Let's see. What's... All right. Give me the fucking ethnic breakdown in this little side Wikipedia thing. You son of a bitch. I mean, it says they have a very high Human Development Index. Could have guessed that. Fucking 56,000 people. They're probably they probably all get along.

I bet there's like no crime in fucking Greenland. It's too cold. You can go out and murder someone. It's fucking freezing. I watched a video I was telling Taylor earlier. There's a 911 call at like a Hooters type restaurant, the police show up and windows busted in and there's a bloody rock inside the restaurant and they're looking at it like, what the fuck? It's a real mystery. And suddenly they get another call. And it's like across the road and on the opposite side of another

shopping center that's very close by Uh, it's pet shop also been broken into They drive over to the pet shop and there's animals everywhere parking lots full of dogs There's birds hopping around squawking Um, there's there's there's kittens running around And uh the the windows knocked out with pet stores. Cops go in. I think you did that.

I Sherlock Holmes this. Yeah. Jailbreak. Jailbreak at the pet store. They take their rock. They break into the furniture store and they try to rob it. Perfect. All the clues are there.

They go into the pet store and some of the puppies have been freed and the bird and the birds have been freed and The birds have blood on them because like Greek the guy who has broken in has cut himself and as he's freeing animals He's getting blood on them Like there's a good little blood on the bird they cut myself so badly I'm bleeding all over the birds I'm trying to free. I have a new priority Get to the bird the cop picks up the bird and the bird bites him. He's like, I don't fuck with birds. He walks away and then they get another call. Someone's broken in at another business, another few blocks away. So they all head over there and there he is. This guy is asleep on the park bench in front of this

is this guy is asleep on the park bench in front of this other establishment wearing a cheetah print onesie and nothing else and so they fall upon him and they start start arresting him and trying to get his hands behind his back and that's when they discover his pants are full of gerbils and then i guess they know his gear They call him the Richard Gear criminal. And he's resisting. And they know this guy. This is a local, like homeless, crazy man named Mr. Pancake. And so they're screaming at him. Stop resisting, Mr. Pancake, Mr. Pancake, stop resisting.

And they're like trying to get his hands behind his back. They finally get them all locked up and they're fishing his gerbils out of his pants. I got one over here. I got one, too. Yeah, I got one too. Are there any more? And then one of the cops goes, Mr. Pancake, I'm gonna ask you a very serious question. This is for your own safety.

Are there any more gerbils inside of you? That's like more and more cops are showing up. There's a lady cop. Were there any gerbils in Mr. Pancake? There were not, thankfully, any gerbils. There were two safe and sound gerbils in mr. Pancake there were not thankfully any gerbils there were two safely safe and sound gerbils found and inside his pants leg and Those gerbils the the cops hold them and he's like hey sergeant. She would get a should we take these in as evidence?

Pictures and return them to the store and he's like, yeah take pictures and return them to the store Taking the gerbils and his evidence. But it was, it was one of the best police activity videos I've seen in a while. Usually I bet Mr. Pancake wasn't even his name. Oh, it was. It definitely was. Plot twist. It's the name of the gerbil.

He was being ratatouille'd around there to free the other animals. Man. Yeah. So how was he bleeding all over the cops? Uh, not that I noticed, but it was dark and you know, the wrestling, the wrestling him down here. Did you see that? Maybe we mentioned this on the hangout last month, but did you see that horrible video of that dude who was like mad at someone in a house or a building on the other side of the window and he did something which is like mind-boggling which is like throw a hook into a pane glass window like if i were to try and if i if someone was like break this

fucking pane glass window with your hand or i'm gonna shoot you i'd be like with your hand or I'm gonna shoot you I'd be like trying to hit it hard with the back of your knuckle like I'd be trying to break it like just the littlest bit and he just was oh a hook yeah and then he just immediately went from like mad to dying on the the lawn hated that I kept coming upon that video on my phone and I would flick my thumb real quick as soon as he threw the punch Because I knew what was gonna happen because as soon as he throws it the the the wind the glass cracks Diagonally and his arm slices through it and he cuts open his forearm so badly and it's gushing blood

And it's like you're you got like 10 15 seconds, and you're out dude You're doing like he was trying to kill someone inside or something. I mean, as soon as he's cut that person's his friend. Ah, Gina called the cops. I'm hurt like, like now he's asking them to. Zach said it was his ex's house. And he slid his wrist. What happened to him?

I mean, that looked like the kind of cut where it's like, unless you do that at the hospital. And even then, you just, oh my God, I'm glad you mentioned that. I love my police activity. This guy the other day got arrested and he was, he was kind of arrested, but he needed to go to the hospital because what I think he'd been in a car accident and he didn't have the right paperwork or whatever. So it's like you're in arrest, but you're going to the hospital because what I think he'd been in a car accident He didn't have the right paperwork or whatever so it's like you're in arrest But you're going to the hospital and it wasn't too

Aggressive and they don't search him and he doesn't want to go to the hospital but they get him in the ambulance anyway, and he goes and They're in the hospital room He's in the hospital bed, and there's two cops in the room with him having a very casual conversation And he got like hey, buddy, man Let me let me tap you down real quick. And the guy stands up and the cops patting him down and the cop that's patting him down looks over at the other cop and goes, he's got a gun.

He's got a gun, gun, gun. And the other cops like, what? And now we're fighting. Now we're fighting. All three of us are fighting for the gun and now the guns going off and now everybody's running and jumping and now one cop is Remained in the room with his gun the bad guys in the other corner of the hospital in a hospital room You know how big they are. It's like a tiny little room. We both have guns We were in opposite corners with the bed between us and we're having a gun fight that involves more cops who are off screen also fighting with guns. And so he's like, all right, stop

shooting, stop shooting. And everybody stopped shooting. And they're like, do not move for that gun or we're going to shoot some more. And he's like, I'm laying on it. You are not laying on it. You are reaching for it. I'm just going to move it move it through not and we're all fighting again. It was like, we had the, and I'm just imagining working at that hospital. I assume he dies and the cops are okay. I'm pretty sure they killed the shit out of him. They shot it quite a few times. They've got a new taser now that I think is going to save a lot of lives. I think it's called an X 10 or something like that.

Basically in the front of it, instead of just having one shot at somebody where it shoots those two barbs out, it has like maybe 10 pods, each with a barb and a wire in it. And every trigger pull shoots another one. And so you need two to stun somebody because we're gonna send the current N1

and alternate it back and forth. But you've got 10. So I saw this lady cop dealing with a guy with a thick jacket in the first cut she was going Just let them have it and she looked like spider-man shooting webbing. Yeah Okay, they come out as fast as you can pull the trigger and they're there, you know Those those probes with barbs on them with wires connected. It's so cool. That's gonna save a lot of people because the regular Taser just fails maybe half the time or something, maybe more.

It almost always fails. What's Taser been doing? Like this is, this should have been figured out a while ago. Yeah, this thing is cool though. This is, I mean. I saw a police activity video, or at least a clip of one, Kyle, where this guy was wielding a knife on the streets of like Philly or something, just in like a t shirt and pants. And he's

like brandishing the knife being a bit of a nuisance, you know, doing things like threatening to stab people and trying to stab people. And the cops like, you know, put it down, put it down. And then he starts like, you know, coming at him with the knife and he pops him a couple of times. And the guys like on the ground, like very badly wounded still has the knife in his hands. And he's like, put the knife down, put the knife down. And the guy's like, like trying to get it moving again. And he just, cop just shoots him in the head. It's like, he's on the ground dying. So we're standing over with the gun

and he tried to go out like Boromir. As though he had to get one more slash in. With my last breath, I stab at the one more slash in my god in his head. That was a way cooler moment. That was like a Thanos thumb snap moment when he like rose up. He probably thought he looked cool doing it instead. He's just a bit. Yeah, he like didn't even get off off his back.

Started to like do a sit up thing. God and like behind him, it's not even dramatic. There's like some opiate addict nodding off doing that like thriller thing Bending over I Saw on the other day where the cop runs into the house two cops run in the house and the bad guy has taken a hostage he's got a woman with a knife at her throat just like in the movies and They're sat down the bad guy and the woman are sat down on the floor bed to their back he's got the knife at her throat and the cop is

Two feet away and just goes dude Bang and just shoots him in the face as quick as that and it was just the whole situation was over I that that was crazy. I saw that one What is this Woody more more California man fights fire with almond milk. Zach show that picture. This can't... Dude, let me tell you why this is ironic. First of all, of course, it's funny that a California man would be using a non-dairy milk product to incredibly and effectively douse flames. But on top of that, what's so ironic is that

one of the main reasons I would imagine that they have so little water is their almond crop there requires vast amounts of it, not only for its cultivation, but for the creation of said almond milk. Almond milk is just water. And so this is hilarious. This guy dousing the wilderness with double fisting his almond milk. Almond milk is just water. And so this is hilarious. This guy dousing the wilderness with

double fisting his almond milk. That's $14 worth of almond milk minimum. That's great. Man. What the fuck. But at least it's not salt water. The environment will be fine. Yeah. It can process almond milk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's yeah. Just spray, spray, spray the sea all over it and we'll figure out how much grass we killed afterward. Like it's, it's going to be fine. Well, you know, the whole ocean's there. You know, in the ancient times they would come and salt the earth, you know, when they wanted nothing else to ever grow there. That would work. Yeah. I have my suspicions now. Where'd they get that much salt? The salt was like currency back then.

They had a ton of salt. And so they like, but I think sowing a field with salt isn't like, like, like dashing. It's like they were coating these fields in salt and ruining the pH for years. Salt is currency. Imagine just destroying crops with dollar bills just coding them with dollar bills you'd have to hate somebody right like when

the romans got up into england and they saw those like celtic you know painted patterns and those goofballs they were like oh these guys are no good i don't like them let's salt their shit and those goofballs, they were like, these guys are no good. I don't like them. Let's salt their shit and show them what's what. That's how the potato famines happened, I think. Was the potato famine even like a famine or was it kind of like what the Soviets did to all those Ukrainian farmers where the Ukrainian farmers were like, hey, we have lots of wheat and the Soviets are like, perfect.

We take all of it and we may we send some back and then they just don't know. And then they all starve. There was a plant disease that killed all the taters, and that's what the people there ate. And so they starved. They it was a they ate mostly they subsided on potatoes. They needed their taters. And so when there was a blight or something there could be no more taters and they all starved That's trying to learn about historical salting of fields because I know for sure I've read about it

In Carthage, uh, I know a tale to be taken with a pinch of salt I like that author. Sewing salt is a punishment for Portuguese traders. Okay, confirms that the use of salt against an enemy dates only to the 18th century in Portugal. An eighth Duke of Alvera is said to have conspired with other nobles to murder King Joseph I of Portugal, and then ascend to the throne in a scandal, later known as the Tavora Affair, through a letter written by an Englishman named Joseph Hughes, who was living in Lisbon at the time,

we learned that several conspirators attacked the king on the... What does this have to do with sowing salt? Literally nothing. It's cool how you can like read about someone from English history and like the year 700. And it's like and then one of the noblemen, George Stevens. And it's like, whoa, weird. It's like the same same style name. I guess it makes sense. But it's it's kind of cool. Their history is so much cooler over there than our history.

That's the one bit I'm very jealous of Europe. They have so much more history. It's so much cooler. Do they? Are you serious? The Greeks and the Romans don't have cooler history than we do. They don't even exist anymore. The Greeks and the Romans. Okay, the Greeks and the Italians then. They don't have cooler history.

Those people have no ties to what happened back then at all. They are the same people. They descend from them. That's like saying that you descend from the Romans. Not enough to say it. You think of yourself as a Roman? No. I'm an American brother. I'm a patriot. Rock flag eagle. Rock flag eagle. And Tony Soprrano when he was bullying that Jewish guy

and he's like we're the Romans now he's like you're fucking looking at like that was a I think that was a uh a Jew that he was yes that's why I said he was a Jewish guy that was being bullied by Tony and then that the one smart Jewish son was like, you've invited this golem into our home and now you must pay for it Yeah, that was good I liked that that character in the Jewish family because I wanted to be like This guy's the only guy who's fucking nailing it with the predictions and it doesn't take a genius like Tony's gonna extort you Obviously, you know, he does that. Why are you inviting him into your little thing? I Like the hell they extorted him though.

They ran their poker game there and Furio would come down there and bully the guy who was running the place. The guy we're talking about, the Jewish guy who owns the place, we needed a clean room, with clean towels, and a smell of fresh. We needed ice. He's like laying up all these things. He's like, and I should work for free. And I should work for free. And he's like, you have a suck of his dick. Oh, I make that beanies spin. He looks back at the Jewish guy, he's like,

no bitch to me. Furio is my favorite character outside of like the main like casting crew. He was great. Furio was kind of a decent man, you know, obviously he's an extortionist who beats people with baseball bats and cripples them for money. But when he was talking about growing the olives back home and working with his hands and how that this was the only time I truly felt happy. I always felt sorry for Furio.

He seemed like a like a sad character Who was uh, I don't know the name of the actor But one of my favorite like shitty guys from sopranos was ralph cifaretto. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, because he was like such a piece of shit That even tony and the rest of the gang would be like what the fuck are you talking about? What are you doing here? Stop fucking talking to people. You just murdered this girl right outside of my establishment. Tony, she was looking at me funny. What do you want me to say? She was a whore.

She was a whore. Just so, and that wasn't my baby. That's literally what he said to his boys. He's like, first of all, she was a whore. Second of all, wasn't my baby. She was pregnant. And they're all like nodding along like, yeah, that's okay. We understand you had to beat her death, Ralphie. It makes sense.

He really, he ruined the vibe of the whole party. No one else was feeling it anymore He married Tony's sister or something He was fucking here. He was married, but they were going to I think yeah that no they were dating and they were fucking and He was going to marry that other psychopath Fucking the one that got out of prison with the Manson lamps. But Sifireto, like that actor does such a good job

that he is incredibly despicable. He beats that 19 year old girl to death and for no reason really, just over a little spat. And then kind of by the end of the show, I like him again. Like I like him again when his son gets crippled and he gets shot with the arrow and he's aspirated the blood and he's got brain damage and Ralphie's running so fast to save his kid and he's crying and he's apologizing to everybody. Then he burns Tony's horse alive. I'm like, damn, I think I'm on team Ralphie more than team Tony because like, he's like

come on, the horse is never going to win again, my son's got brain damage, I need a quarter million dollars, you get your quarter million dollars for some reason, why aren't you happy? Why aren't you faking me with that big fat face of yours? And Tony just beats him to death and strangles him on the foot because I fucking love this horse He was a beautiful creature And then the interpretation is that he's not talking about the horse. He's talking about the girl. Yeah, he beat to death. Yeah Yeah, that really rubbed Tony the wrong way which if I were in charge of that mob that would have rubbed me the wrong way. Which if I were in charge of that mob, that would have rubbed me the wrong way too.

And be like, bro, we're all trying to have a good time. And then you take a joke so poorly, you murdered her, like where we're all hanging out right now. I don't know, she fell. She slipped. And she's like head caved in. She slipped. By the way, he's icing his bloody fist while he says this. Like he's beating her

to death and his fist is bloody and sore and he's icing it. He's like, I don't know, she slipped. She fell, clumsy woman, you know how they are. Oh shit, that's the Matrix guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not Paul Giamatti, it's... Joe Pantoliano. That's it. Yeah, he's the one that's that's the trader who's eating that delicious steak in the restaurant He's in lots of stuff. He's good. I Loved when his wig comes off when they in the bathtub. Oh Little things about that that episode like I wonder who wrote or directed it that had a little added little extra things.

The bowling ball starts falling down the stairs and they look up from their murder like boom, boom, boom and they're like. Then Tony goes, the bowling ball. Go get it. It'll weigh him down. That whole episode's great. Tony's got the bleary eyes because Ralph sprayed him with fucking Raid in his eyes. And Chris is all dressed up like a hero.

Do you have a favorite? Pine Barrens. Pine Barrens, yeah. I thought you'd say that. Yeah, that's definitely my favorite. I think Steve Buscemi directed that one. But I just love that whole bit with the two of them out in the woods fucking with each other. And he's eating the tic tacs and the ketchup

packets and the relish. He's like, I eat them all. He's like, you got tic tacs? Give me some. I eat them all. He ate all the fucking tic tacs. Paulie, they're gone. Lose his shoe. He's got that rug wrapped around his foot, like the whole bit with the Russian. And the Russians was just minding his own business. It was genuinely Paulie being jealous that this Russian immigrant that he doesn't think much of has a nice stereo and a nice entertainment center. And like come to think of it, he's got the money that he owes us.

It wasn't a big deal to him. He's joking about it. I you were lucky this time you beat me in poker. He's got the 10 grand or whatever. And he just picks a fight with him and beats him to death. He came at me. Chris he's like, yeah, I'll lie for you. He came at you.

Sure. I hated that dude who like owned the sports store. Oh, come on. You don't like David. Oh, that's so it's Robert Patrick that plays the evil Terminator. He's he's Tony's ex buddy from from high school. And he's a gambling addict to essentially owns his own Dick sporting goods. And Tony ruins his life. That's a good episode too.

He ruins his own life with Tony. It was really one of those like, the scorpion and the frog. Like, you knew what I was when you let me in. He says that I think maybe even. Oh, maybe. He maybe even says that to him. It's Davey. He's like, well, Davey, I knew that, you know,

you got this store here. So if you lost, you know, and he's like, you saw it two moves ahead, huh? Just eat guys. He's like, Davey, this is my bread and butter. It's like ruining his life. His son has to go to a shitty school now. Like his son had gotten into some really nice school

that they wanted to go to, like his whole life. With meadows all mad, like you're nice school that he wanted to go to. Like his whole life was- The Meadows all mad. Like, you're the reason that Stevie can't go to Dartmouth? Yeah. Yeah, he was. And then I think that the character ends up in a mental institute in the Southwest. That's how that character ended up. That was the last we heard of Davies Scattino, I think was his name. Something like that. I didn't like him. Tony gave him a lot of outs and he knew Tony was an actual gangster and he was still like, I'm gonna go gamble money I don't have.

Not even like at the sketchiest possible place to gamble. Yeah, he could have gone to Atlantic City and played in a card game. It made no sense to be a degenerate here with someone who can ruin you. It made no sense for him. And Tony kept warning him, like you said, he was like, baby, this is a serious game. Blah, blah, this isn't your game, baby. Blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah. And yeah. So he ruined his life. I didn't feel sorry for Davey. I didn't dislike Davey though. I had a dislike of his decision-making. And so it was just like frustration watching him be like, take me out, take me out. And then Tony just can't help himself. He can't keep him out of the game because he still has got, he's got dollars in his eyes. So he still gives him the option. But yeah, you know, the more you watch it, you realize Tony's not so great a guy. I'm okay with it though. You know, he's a product of his environment. When you look at his upbringing, upbringing everything I think I think Tony's a swell guy I think he means well, but he's a sociopath and he can't fix that

But if you look at some of the nicer things he does like I Pull up and extorts them and he look at some of the not nice things he does through that lane is not a good guy Mm-hmm. Well, well, yeah if you focus on the bad, you know But if you look at some of the good things he did, you know some of the charitable things he did Maybe you know, he's a good guy. Oh, I was ladies. He gave those diamond pendants to he's a serial murderer But he did like a horse. So he only killed three or four people I think with his own hands Right on screen and I mean most of those were like former allies, it seems. Friends, friends.

Yeah, friends. He murdered his friends. Well, they turned on him. That adds to, that's a tally. Did he kill Coco? I think that's the guy's name, the one who was... No, he didn't. No, Sil and that other guy killed Coco.

They, oh wait, wait, wait. Coco's the one he knocked his teeth out, right? Yes He's the one who said that Tony's daughter had a little cream on her face add to it That's a good episode. That's like this. That's the penultimate episode of the show it's the second to last episode of the show and and and yeah dudes nasty to meadow and Tony goes and pistol whips him and nasty to Meadow and Tony goes and pistol whips him and curb stomps all of his teeth out and then in the next scene, Tony is in like a therapy session with his wife and a

therapist or somebody or maybe a counselor or something and in the cuff of his pants leg is that man's tooth. He's like reaching down and picking a man's tooth out of his cuff of his pants. Great scene. Great scene. I love that when he stomps that guy That's one of my favorite scenes in the whole show That would give you I don't know what that you would even know Tony was gonna stop his face in But he did he did Tony's like fucking Jordan And when he pulls the piss he like pistol whips the shit out of him with his little 38 revolver and then butch steps up

He's like you're making a big mistake here and like Tony put points the gun at him and when he does, there's blood coming out of the barrel. Like blood oozing out of the barrel. He's like, you want some? You want some? He's like, no, I don't know. I don't know. Continue on.

Continue on with your stomping. Do you wish they would have given Pussy, I guess at that point, like a fourth chance, send him to like Argentina or Stimson? No, Pussy got what he deserved. Pussy had to go. He was clearly weak. Even in that moment when they took him out, he was weak. What about Adriana? Oh, definitely had to go. Definitely had to go. Like big time had to go. I had a soft spot for her. Yeah, I did too. She was stupid. She wasn't, she wasn't, um, uh, calculating. She was just too stupid to know any better. And she got, uh, tricked by the FBI into saying too much when she wasn't really in any trouble at

all. And she just shut her mouth the whole time and said, lawyer, there wouldn't have been a big deal, but she was too stupid and too afraid. Uh, because Christopher was a piece of shit and he beats her and makes her afraid. So she, yeah, Christopher is a real piece of shit and he beats her and makes her afraid. So she yeah Christopher is a real piece of shit. Yeah but you know in the game they're playing she had to go. Yeah I guess they both did. I just liked Pussy. He was a he was a fun character. No he wasn't. He beat that Elvis impersonator to death with a ball peen hammer just because he noticed him with his FBI connect at a at a party store. He would have never said anything.

That guy was from New Jersey. He didn't say a good character. I said he was fun though. He was doing stuff on screen that was interesting. It's a wonderful show. I haven't done a rewatch in maybe a year. You need to rewatch it as well. I usually wait longer than that to do another rewatch of that.

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up there. Like all of the northeastern states, like you always have your preconceptions about states based on where you're from. And like, even though I know there's a bunch of Amish and, you know, farmland and stuff in Pennsylvania, to me, it's just like, oh yeah, one of those like densely populated northeastern states that's like Pittsburgh and Philly. Really? Yeah, I just, Pennsylvania is actually Kentucky from the north. That's where Pennsylvania, they call it Pennsylvania and it has culturally, it's a lot like it.

Interesting. Yeah, I've never been. I'm the same way as Taylor. I a lot like it. Interesting. Yeah, I've never been. I'm the same way as Taylor. I think of like Rocky. I think of Rocky and like that's what I think of Philadelphia. I think I've been there once, but I just had like a layover and I got a,

I went and got a sandwich and then got back to the airport and left. That was my Philadelphia experience. Yeah, so I have no concept of it. Yeah. I've been to Philly a lot. I went to school there, so I went every day for 15 years. What state has the worst? What state has the worst reputation?

For what? Alabama has. Alabama is pretty rock bottom. Mississippi is probably just as bad. You think so? Yeah, I was gonna volunteer New Jersey, not a strong reputation. A lot of people say Florida is not so cool. I don't like Florida. West Virginia has some connotations to Zach's point there.

I think of West Virginia as the place of the uneducated and the inbred. I know when I was there, that's what I saw. I saw people who were very filthy and ignorant. I saw peasants for the first time in America when I went to West Virginia. I was like, we have peasants. Holy shit. Yeah, that's a very poor region. Mississippi is the poorest, I think. I think you're right. I think Mississippi is until-

They have interstate highways. In West Virginia, they're isolated up in those mountain communities and you get this special kind of ugly It's like it's like one of those mud puddles that's been sitting for too long and it's gets gotten all stagnant that's what the genetic pool of a typical West Virginia mountain town is it's it's 350 people have been fucking each other's cousins for 150 years and they look like it. I remember being in that town and telling the boys, I was like, hey, have y'all seen a good looking girl since we've been here in this town? Because we've been to Walmart. We went to like, we're in this restaurant now. And you know, we've driven

around two places. I mean, you go to Walmart, you get a good, you get a vibe for the town. There were some Uggos. Our waitress was cross-eyed. Like, she was literally like crazy cross-eyed. Like, she's like Bobby Boucher's daddy. You'll be happy to hear this, Kyle. Up until really I met you, I, in my head, because I hadn't spent enough time in Mississippi, Alabama, or Georgia, I just thought of those three states as like, they must all be pretty much the same. Like the, like Alabama, Georgia, what's the real difference other than the football teams, Mississippi, it's probably the same, same mix down there. No, there was a hierarchy and Georgia is, is at the top of the hierarchy. It's just

like the Asians. It's just like the Asians. We're the Japanese of the South here in Georgia. Uh, there is that we have a very diverse state. We've got a pretty decent population will make a lot of money do a lot of high tech stuff here a lot of entertainment stuff here. And we're in generally a more classy state. We are the peach state. North Carolina looks down upon all of you. Yeah, you're further you're further north. That's how literally right, right.

I don't think of North Carolina. We have research at Triangle Park. We've got a lot of big tech industry here. I wonder what the per capita for Georgia versus North Carolina is. I don't think of North Carolina as the South. Really? Like, I know it's one of those states where like the southern part of it probably is, but I always think of it as more Atlantic. I think of it as like one of the principal civil war protagonists. We don't think of us like that though. We know when we fire the show back up again, y'all won't be with us.

Florida will though. We can count on them. Texas too. Florida is not, you've said this before, Florida is its own thing. Like there's so many transplants there. It's not like, Oh, you just, maybe because you coughed, but yeah, the Florida is its own thing. Like there's so many transplants there. It's not like, oh, you just, maybe because you coughed, but yeah, the Florida is its own thing. So you would say that you're the,

what do we got? The, the Japan of the South. Yes. So I would say Georgia is like the Japan of the South. What about Tennessee? I could consider Tennessee the South. Yeah, it's, it's the South, but it's a, it's, it's more of a mountainous, spread out country music South.

That's what that South is. Tennessee is country music and mountains. It's the Smoky Mountains, it's Dolly Parton, it's old Nashville, it's old country music. It's that stuff. It's Mountain Dew, the kind that isn't sweet. It's that stuff. It's it's Mountain Dew the kind that isn't sweet. It's it's that Alabama is like and Mississippi is like slave slavery civil rights abuses Like they're like the North Mississippi might be the North Korea of the South and Alabama's I Think very little of Alabama if I'm being how much of that has to do with fucking Nick Saban. I

very little of Alabama if I'm being honest. How much of that has to do with fucking Nick Saban? Not that much. I spent a little time there in prison. I ain't like that. And every time I've driven through there, I just didn't think very much of their history. I have no bias. I spent a little time there. I developed a low opinion of them while I was in the clink. I also don't think of Louisiana. I feel like a lot of Louisiana is kind of its own thing, like Southern culture, but like. To me, Louisiana and Mississippi are just kissing cousins. Oh, I think of it very differently. Louisiana, I think of the music, the culture, the Cajun thing, the-

French food influence. Yeah, the French influence. One little piece of it. The French slave culture, like Creole thing, and I think of a swamp. I think of Creole stuff. I think of Mardi Gras. But again, Mississippi, I just think of lynching black people and being awful and being ignorant and probably having the lowest scores that are kept in general. I bet your scores in math are lower than everybody else's I bet readings lower

I bet you're just IQ head-to-head with Alabama. Do we even do those? Oh my god Do we even bother looking at that one like like like I think we're gonna I think we'll take SAT scores by state or whatever measures that can find any measure that man that can can can make I Promise you Mississippi is coming up wanting. Okay, like unless we're measuring poverty, our fucking needs are going to be more competitive. I don't know who's going to have this throw us throw us the IQ map of the entire US. And so let's see Mr. or as I do that work still see how this goes. Ooh, oh, pretty close with Mississippi. I mean, I'm looking down at the two of you saying, I mean, most of the country really

West Virginia, not looking great. West Virginia, Alabama in the triple digits. Not ideal. Look at that owned. This one's less accurate than the previous one. Look at that. Look at that owned. This one's less accurate than the look at that. Look at that. No, I think this one is this one is actually the most accurate. It's the SAT one. It's sort of like, yeah, is North Dakota winning? I just don't know. Newly wins at it. Oh, of course. Massachusetts pulls away with yet another one of these things by 0.1 over New Hampshire.

They always win these smart offs in the country. Look at the last one over there. Good for them. Good for the last one. Hawaiians coming in with a 95. I wonder what did that? Probably the indigenous culture. Who's the star? They're spending too much time surfing. lions coming in with a 95. Wonder what did that? Probably the indigenous culture.

They're spending too much time surfing. Hawaii is like the wealth gap state, right? It's the very rich and the very poor trying to live together. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't count those as people though. We should have, we should have cleaned that place out. Maybe they were more immune to whatever diseases we spread to the American Indians. Yeah. Those Polynesians are hardy. I don't know. We could have gassed them or something though. We could have done some,

it's an island, you know, where they can't, they got nowhere to go. They got that volcano could have thrown them right into it. Nobody. They got there somehow. They could have hopped back on their boat. Well, how'd they get their adventure? They can nude from some other island from Indonesia or some shit. Indonesia. Yeah, I guess they're definitely more Asian than we are. Oh, yeah.

Well, we're white. So, yeah, not Asian at all. But I mean, if they were to go to like the Philippines, they wouldn't seem as Asian as them. Right. I can hear you little Murphy. the Philippines, they wouldn't seem as Asian as them. Right. Little Murphy. I don't really think of the Hawaiians as necessarily Asian. They look, they look, no Polynesians kind of its own thing.

Because you think of the Asians as like live, small, shorter, good shape, live a long time. Well, I don't know if the Polynesians were, were fat and like disgraceful looking like that before we introduced things like spam to their culture. My perception is that because they are on those islands that are just true food deserts that they had to survive on probably things like spam for a long time. I know that we did that to the native Americans in some way. The food that the government would give the Indians

that we put on the reservations was like really shitty food. And so that contributed to why they have so many health issues now, cause they, I don't, they, they eat this fried bread with government cheese or some shit like, like, like fried bread with government cheese. That's great for you. Just no nutrients at all.

Yeah, it's literally donuts and cheese that they're living on. And I think this pollination's probably did a similar thing because they all look disgusting now, except for Tulsi Gabbard, she's pretty hot. But most of them have that fat pineapple fed, like big old melon head, you know? Like that Moana looking thing. Like who's the rocks character from Iran Moana? What's his name? I

Don't know now. We very creative Wow, someone should be fired for that Maui. Yeah a little racist. Well, I mean the rock escaped it. He's Samoan He's half. He's half something else though. I think his dad His dad looks black. His dad was a wrestler too, but he fought as I think Rocky. I think or something like that. But his mom's black and his dad's Samoan,

I guess, or something like that. Well, his dad didn't look Samoan. He looked black too. But in any case, I look forward to the Rock finally not being able to be big anymore and his career failing. Why? Why? What are we? I don't know. Everyone hates The Rock now. I hate them. I just never liked The Rock. I just like, what does The Rock stand for? You know what I mean? Other than being like not a great actor, what is, why do you dislike him? Well, I just don't think

he has any like redeeming qualities really. He's just, he seems so fake and milk toast with his, with his big fake smile and his steroids. And I just, I just don't think much of him and at all, all of his movies are the fucking same. At least Schwarzenegger would like put on a different shirt when he made a different movie. You know what I mean? Like, like there's this, there's this image of the rock wearing the same dirty, sweaty wife beater with a shaved head in the jungle. And they're like, this is four movies. This is four different movies of the rock and a sweaty wife beater in the

jungle. You know what I mean? Like, like he's gotten zero range. He had range. I don't think it's fair to say just changed his shirt. I mean, he was Iceman and Batman. He was in kindergarten cop. And of course, you know, commando and the ice age I've come of. Terrible. So terrible. You didn't like him as Dr. Freeze, Mr. Freeze. And I think you're underselling him. A little respect for me, Kyle, would you? I mean, it was an honorary degree, but still be respectful.

No, that was a that was a horrible movie. But I do like Schwarzenegger and he has made some. Yeah, these are five separate movies. Like, oh my God. Look at his size change over time, though. Like in the bottom picture, his forearm looks like it's going to explode He looks like a cartoon like you those the forums you give a cartoon character. You think he's Natty I Think that he is so full of drugs that his heart's gonna pop in the next 15 years

But is he old? Yeah I just got much more. Oh, there he is. He's a two-story. Yeah, I guess that's range. I would guess he's 52. Yeah.

Yeah, he's 52. And he's also a 6'5". But I feel like 6'5 is below that. And that's also a Hollywood Heights. So who knows? But maybe he's, that's below the height where you start getting into dangerous territory. It seems like six, eight and above is where it's like,

you're not, you're not long for this world. I saw Schwarzenegger the other day. He can barely walk. He's kind of huffing. Yeah, he looks, looks pretty bad. How's he still kicking? Has he had like a heart transplant? Cause he's old as shit and he was abusing horse testosterone.

He had a heart surgery like 15 years ago, 20 years ago, and they took these embarrassing photos of him on the beach afterwards where he's like all deflated. But then he got like back into movie quality shape and was the Terminator again at least one more time after the heart surgery and looked okay at it and like did more action stuff. But now like 2025 Schwarzenegger is he is a very old man. He looked like he had a pretty like maybe his hips or something like like he had a hard time walking. He's got this crazy. He's got a he's got a good security team now. Thankfully, I remember he got kicked at this basketball game one time. He was at like a high school gymnasium doing something with kids

and some asshole came out of the crowd and like dropkick Schwarzenegger. And this is when Schwarzenegger is like 70. Like. This is to I remember that dropkick. This is 2000 games, so this is 13 years ago and they are. Schwarzenegger was cool about it, right? Yeah. Well, security scooped the guy up and it sorts. Snakers always kind of cool about that.

I remember when he was running for governor and someone hit him, uh, someone egged him. He's like in front of the press and this big mob of people and, and he's like, Hey, governor, Schwarzenegger governor, Schwarzenegger. And somebody hits him in the head with an egg. And he goes, that person hits you with an egg. What do you think about that? And he's like, I think that guy owes me some bacon, ha ha. Like kept moving and it was like, ah, it's good.

How did he do that so quick? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, those would be good death pool picks. Did you watch the beef between Mikey Mesumisi and Gordon Ryan? Are you familiar with this at all? Yeah, I know all about that. Yeah. Yeah. I had a good time. So here I Zach, can you pull up a picture of Mikey Mesumini? Here's how you

spell his name. I'm sure I'm announcing it wrong. Not that big. I bet you'll see. Oh, wait. Okay. So I am just now realizing that I thought these were different people, but now I know who these people are anyway. These are two different people that I also know Michael, Mikey Musa, Musa, Missy or whatever. He's the little guy who only eats pasta and pizza. Yeah. He eats one meal a day at like 11 PM and it's pasta and Ray Dalzac pulls up a picture of this dude and a

champ like world champ, right? Yeah. So one FC has just a jujitsu league. It's an MMA organization mostly, but they also have a grappling league and this guy is one of their champions. If you hear him talk, he is the nerdiest nerd to have ever nerded, but he's like, I think that's super cool about him. Like he's just, that's who he is. He's so ripped up right there. He looks like this all the time and his diet looks good. Not replicable pasta at night.

Yeah. Anyway. And then Gordon Ryan, grab a picture here. Actually, I want you to show like, damn, those, look at the ways, look at those dealt connects. Look at his, look at how his dealt connects how low it goes check out this guy now this guy is probably the best brazilian jiu-jitsu guy to have ever lived and he is on steroids out the wazoo this like the guy we're looking at now is natural the other guy is not and uh uh Mikey is always like,

I get that he's a champ, I get that he's great, but he does so many steroids, it's hard to compare him. And he's like, look at this guy, look at him. He looks like he's 40, he's 29, he's one year older than me. Well, he colors his hair to be fair. One year apart, those two. He dyes his hair gray? He dyes his hair white like that. You know, so he's notable and trying to make a name for himself. And I recognize him and know him

because he dyes his hair. And so now when I see him the second, third, fourth time, I'm like, oh yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy. It's just like, how could these guys even have beef? guy. It's just like, how could these guys even have beef? Right. In the middle is 134 pounds and the gray haired guy is two 40. Uh, so the guy who doesn't do steroids was just kind of like, yeah, when you rank in the all time, great seat, it's hard to rank the steroid people. And he took great offense to it, called him a rat. He's like, I am a rat, but look at me. I'm one year younger than you. His other Gordon Ryan's nickname is the Feltcher.

The Feltcher doesn't. That's what it says. It says other names, the Feltcher. That's probably somebody being mean on Wikipedia. That's why his beard is white. That's good. Okay. I like that.

I like that. No, I mean, he's got a good point, you know, but, but I, I don't know. I, I, I definitely feel for somebody who doesn't want to do steroids, but loves to compete in their sport of choice. It's like, I don't want to do that in my body. You know, I totally understand that. And especially for someone like that Mikey guy who's clearly got some sort of alternative views on health anyway.

I think he also eats pizza maybe, but it's like a carb diet. It's crazy what he does. I like Tal's thing on it. He was talking about John Jones. He's trying to get a fight with him. And basically he's like, guys on steroids. Like it's hard to rank him as the all time best

when he's been busted for steroids so many times. And they're like, well, what about you? Would you do it? He's like, no, he's like, well, would you do it? He goes, Oh yeah, absolutely. When I retire, I'm going to get on TRT for sure. You know, you feel better, you do better. Everything is great. But right now I'm competing as an athlete and you can't do steroids. He's like, God, I gotta like that. Yeah. Is he battling against other steroid guides? Yes. I mean, he says he's 157, nine and three. That seems good. Oh, is that Gordon Ryan? That's Gordon Ryan. He's very, very good. I saw him wrestle one of the world's strongest men. I wish I could remember this. They looked the same to me. Everyone was the same to me. And uh, uh,

but it was like, obviously he was winning. He beat the world's strongest man at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but he wasn't giving up that much strength because he looks super duper strong. He's real functional strength. He competes in a weight class is strong. But none of these guys do UFC or at least not yet. Right? No, they're not. They don't specialize in getting punched in the face. Yeah, there are a lot of guys in the face. Exactly.

Yeah, they just stay in their own lane and they're making a lot of money and they don't get punched in the face. It's a good living. I heard Rampage Jackson talking about, I think UFC bought pride, but before they did, he they had to honor his pride pay-per-view contract. And he had the most ridiculous, he's like, I had the most ridiculous pay-per-view contract than the UFC ever had.

They hated paying me. They hated paying me. But they had to honor that contract from Pride. He's like, we don't make as much as Floyd Mayweather or those top boxers, but we made plenty of money. Like I was like, I'm glad to hear that about rampage. Cause some of those older guys who are battling it out and pride and like the early UFC days, like all I got for their trouble was brain damage and cauliflower ears and shit, which I thought there was surgery to fix those cauliflower ears, but I've never seen someone do it. I've

never seen the guy, the like before and after of like, oh, look at this, he looks so much better now. I would definitely want that shit out of my ear. It looks so gross to me. There is surgery. Typically people wait till their career is over to get it done. Yeah.

Or you can, if you know it just happened, you can drain it at the doctor's office before it hardens like that. Fuck. And I had friends who would just do it themselves. Like they just do it after the match. Blood. I wasn't there, but I think so.

Yikes. That's rough. I wouldn't want any part of that. Yeah, that's part of that sport I'm not jealous of. That's awful. And whenever I see it, I'm like, there's that great meme about not fighting a guy with cauliflower ears and it's like, dude, that's so true.

Like anybody with cauliflower ears, you better run. You better literally run. You can't, I don't know, it's a weird thing. Like you gotta kind of earn it. It's almost like muscles of the grappling world. Like you can't buy it. It only comes through hard work, but I mean, I'll admit it doesn't look attractive to most people, but no, between my ears, it gets a certain kind of respect.

I think it looks gross. Oh, it's super gross, but it's, it's, you know, it's also scary at the same time. Again, if somebody has cauliflower ears, I know that they can murder me with their bare hands. So I'm going to move along. Right? Like anyone could get tatted up forearms and look like, I don't know, they came from prison, but cauliflower ears that came for real.

Did y'all have anybody in high school or whatever get those early bootleg tattoos? What do you mean? like a prison tattoo? Basically, I had friends and associates in high school who like gave each other tattoos or gave themselves tattoos and stuff like that. Maybe like one idiot. Were they good at all or were they just worse? They were bad. They were bad.

They were basically like letting someone stab you with a pen. It's no, it's like letting a student whose penmanship wasn't good enough to pass penmanship carve something into your flesh that lasts forever with a gun they made out of an old VCR. It's a nonsense. Is the VCR thing true or an exaggeration? Yeah. Yeah. Use it. You know, it's got like the, the the the spinny part. I think it's in a VCR or something like that. The spinny part is put on a We call it anyway, it turns the spinning motion into a back-and-forth reciprocating motion a flywheel I think and And so they make them out of those out of little recording devices that have a spinny thing in them

My cousin did my cousin had a tattoo tattoo gun he had made himself and he gave himself tattoos. He gave himself stupid tattoos. You can buy them on Amazon now. Well, not in 1994 you couldn't. Right, right. Or whenever the fuck it was. I just remember he had the worst tattoos and then when he got when he grew up and he could buy professional tattoos he'd come back with a new one and I'd be like, ah How much thought went into this? Like I don't know what took less time you thinking up what you wanted or him carving it into you forever because Jesus Christ I think I want a whale in a top done. It's like That's quirky. Oh, that would have been great. He's got like across his belly like Gothic letters that say outlaw across his whole belly. That's brutal. It's rough. It's

rough. Sounds like girl repellent. Oh, they love it. They don't give a fuck. I'm telling you this like, like women just don't care. They just don't care or they're not observing. I wouldn't like that. Sure. But, but not the kind that he's after and then he's got like one that's like Now you're never gonna never gonna show you my tattoo It's like an eagle bursting through a Confederate flag or something screaming on his shoulder That's better than lower belly Well, you guys they're combined of course, you can't, you know, can't have one without the other. It's trickable.

Do you guys remember in school? There's more. How people was, or would put like salt on their hand and then put ice on it. Yeah. Like give themselves like a, like a burn. I remember that like phase in like fifth and sixth grade when like people would do that

at lunch and just wondering like, what are you doing? Like why? Like, what's cool about this? Bunch of surfers that I forget what they burnt into their deltoids. It was like logo or something. It was like locals only go away. I forget what it stood for, but, uh, like, it's weird.

All the coolest surfers had these and I wasn't invited into this click. And I wonder if I would have burned it into myself had they liked me. I have the burning bullet there. How do you know what the, if they had like a brand or it was a brand. Yeah. They had a, they'd make a fire under the boardwalk, heat up the brand and do it right there. Holy shit.

That's hard. Dude, that's hard as nails. There'd be that one guy who flinched and his says, let go go. Do you remember Ryan Dunn's ass from like Jackass one? Yeah. He's got a swarm of dicks. That dick shaped brand. Have you seen this one?

Bam Margera was doing his like side mouth talking thing where he's like, and now I'm going to burn my friend's ass with a dick. And he like heats up this dick and Ryan Dunn's like ass out, just being like, just hold it, get it in one, just get it in one, just do it, do it. He's like heating it up more. He's like, it's hot enough. It's like way too hot. And then he like, like he goes like,

like taps him like three times. And because Ryan Dunn keeps like jumping away from it and he's like, stop jumping. And he's like, just do it. And he presses it down for way too. Like when you're branding someone, it really doesn't. You don't hold it down like a cowboy movie. Like it brings you rapidly.

And he like held it down and like, like killed a bunch of his flesh. And then the next day he showed what he looked like. Or maybe it was Bams ask it and fucked up. I think it was actually done doing it. It was done. But it they showed and it was a whole swarm of dicks all over his ass. They were like one, they were touching it was like dick dick dick dick. It looked like the NBC Peacock logo. Yeah, it was yeah. You can't show this but this yeah, but this was bad. Yeah.

Yeah, that's great. Dude, that's whoop. He's doing good now. Those parts of Jackass never appealed to me at all. Like I would skip through all the torture. I just wanted to see them do like jumps and stunts. I want to see them in shopping carts and on rollerblades and in cars and swinging through windows and in cars and Swinging through windows and jumping off bridges I don't want to see them getting paper cuts or getting their dicks bitten by snakes or like

Aaron McGee he was like he's like shaking. He's so nervous. He's like I just Have to lay on a fucking bed of rusty nails in India. I like when he shits in that. He has a man on the rusty nail bed in India and that they put snakes on him and then a bunch of Indian guys and divers are playing that snake charming song. That didn't make you laugh. That's hysterical. I love that in this shit way more than the, what I didn't make you laugh. That's hysterical. I love that in this way more than the it's what I didn't like was the the one scene of any jackass that I still turn off or like we'll fast forward through because it's too gross is when they put Preston the big fat guy in that saran wrap suit and then

they had him run on like a treadmill until his sweat like filled a cup and then steve-o drank it. treadmill until his sweat like filled a cup and then Steve O drank it. That was horrible. That was horrible. I didn't like that. I liked when they fake kidnapped the guy. They glued all the pubes to his face first and they told him he they told him that he was the one pulling the prank. They're like, you're going to be a terrorist and you're going to prank this other guy. But the prank was on him the whole time. They lock him in the trunk with that pubed beard on and they super glued the period the pubed beard on and it's like That's such a good prank Super and it's everybody's pubes like the whole cast and crew gave him pubic hair and now they're super glued to his fucking face

I like that and then At the time I loved when the one guy shit in the department store. He went into a department store and he shit in like a display model toilet. And to me as a kid, like that was hilarious. It was funny. The poop ones were never as compelling to me. I liked when they fucked with wild animals and then the animals would not even fucking

with the wild animals, but just like getting close to a wild animal and letting the animal fuck with them really, because it would often go wrong. That was more of a wild boys thing than a jackass. Johnny would fuck with the bulls a lot. He knocked out, he got knocked out at least once really bad. I thought about your grandpa yesterday. I saw this rodeo clip and the guy was, I think

it's called Bronco riding when you're riding the horse that's crazed. Yeah. So he's riding this crazed horse and he gets thrown off of it, but luckily he's near the edge of the arena. So he grabs onto that and then the horse kicks him in the back of the head and you see his scout lift up off and you see like red flesh underneath and then the scout flaps back down. At least it's okay. Oh good. It's back.

By the rules of Bugs Bunny, you can just walk away from that unscathed. Yeah, it was on like our creek. And your scout bleeds a lot. Oh dude. Yeah, I would say so. It kicked it off the back of his fucking head. I didn't watch the whole video, but I'm sure he was knocked out. I'm surprised to be fucking lived after that. You always hear about people that got kicked in the head by a farm animal and now they're like retarded. Like, oh, he got kicked

by a donkey when he was a kid. Don't yeah, don't talk to him. He smells be something. That's what happens to, uh, Lenny in that movie. You've only described to me that I've never seen of mice and men. I've also never seen it, but I've seen so much media around it that I've seen it. You know what I mean? It's it's got Lieutenant Dan in it, Gary Sinise, and it's got, um, John Malkovich in it playing Lenny It's based on the novel and you know, he's got this big tard

he's walking around with and the Depression Act the era I think and the tard, you know doesn't know his own strength and he kills a little girl and so Lenny's got to be put down now like a dog and Caps him in the back of the head is real set real set poor John Malkovich him in the back of the head is real sad. Real sad. Poor John Malkovich. Poor, retarded, fictional John Malkovich, yes. Oh, is that not based on a true story? No, that wasn't a true story. That was not the John Malkovich biography. Is that a good movie? I haven't seen it. I only know what Kamal said. Being John Malkovich, I think it's fun. I think it's a fun movie. And I can't remember the girl in it. I think it's Cameron. I think it's a fun movie and I can't remember the girl in I think it's Cameron Diaz And they like must her up to make her look non-attractive and it's one of the few times where it's like yeah, you're looking rough

Yeah, they did it. You look a little rough it's the idea of that movie is that these people find a portal and when you go through it you become John Malkovich I a portal and when you go through it, you become John Malkovich. I think you get to live as John Malkovich, and it's just a silly little movie. If I had the option to live a day as John Malkovich, I would pass. Like, what the fuck? Who? I don't know who he is, really. He's an actor that can't be that famous. Very famous. OK, well, I don't know him from anything

other than movies you've described to me like top, not Top Gun. What was the one where he's on a plane and he's a criminal? It's a con air con air. Yeah, it's kind of another than a couple movies. He doesn't seem like a big star. His character is named Cyrus the virus in that film. Sounds like a good movie. He's the main bad guy. He's fucking cool. He's the one who tells Johnny 69 not to rape the female guard because he's just not into that. He's a despicable guy, but he's not into rape. But Johnny 69 is. That 69 is how many ladies he's raped. He's got a tattoo for every woman he's raped. I think it's a heart tattoo and he keeps telling the... Monster.

Yeah, he keeps telling the prison... That's the deal. This plane had the worst of the worst on it. And so he keeps telling the female prison guard. He's like locked up. He's like, I'm going to add another tattoo. I'm going to fuck you, bitch. Wait till Cyrus the virus is looking the other way. I want to have that prisoner guard pussy. He keeps talking all dirty Mexican to her.

And meanwhile, our boy, Nicolas Cage, St. Nicholas is over there and he's an innocent man, special forces soldier defending his wife, killed a couple bad guys in a parking lot and he's just thrown a sentence because his hands are lethal weapons and that's how that works in this fictional universe and he has to stay on the plane because his buddy has diabetes. His black buddy who's, we don't know his criminal history but he's also on the plane, he's got diabetes and Nick Cage stays on the plane to do the right thing help his buddy out him that insulin and Gary you couldn't get his own insulin Steve Bushim is there too, and he's a child molester. He eats children's faces They were like they're like that guy drove across three states

Wearing a man's face as a mask and they like wheel Steve Bushimmi in one of those Hannibal Lecter deals where they don't even get near him. They've got like, you know, those poles they used to get rabid dogs. They've got like four of those connected to Steve Buscemi at joints and they're operating him like a puppet and he's got like a mask and they wheel him in and everything. And then all of a sudden he's sitting next to us on the plane. He's like, how are you guys doing? You know, fucking Jesus Christ, everybody's freaked out by him. That's that. Now, if there were an option called being Steve Buscemi, you do that.

I live a day is that because he's an actual good and famous actor, not like this other whoever his name is. It's Malcovich, John Malcovich, John Malcovich. Yeah. Yeah. Well, see, Buscemi is a more famous actor than that. Perhaps in some circles he is, I suppose. Yeah. I don't, I think I would want to be like, one of the ones who maybe had some clout though, where I could utilize that somehow. Or maybe I'd just be a lady celebrity and I'd get make myself an only fans. Sick. Well, you only have a day.

I only need a day. So you're going to do all the work and then she's going to wake back up in her body and just have a check? Wait, I get her body? Like, this is her actual body that I haven't seen? I haven't seen the movie. I don't know what the movie means. What movie? Being John Malkovich.

I thought it was you wake up as him and then you live a day as him and that was it. No, it's like a magical portal. I think you go in and you like become a John Malkovich, not the John Malkovich. Oh, if you just get to become a copy, then I would like being Henry Cavill. Like being good looking, then be tight. That's your guy? Like you're jacked and you're good looking.

That's your guy? You pick Henry Cavill? Who would be better? I mean, I'm not saying there is a better, I'm just wanting to clarify that you put some thought into this and the Hey, you want to be Henry Cavill? Well, I put the last 30 seconds of thought into it who would be I'm because like you said I'm not waking up as them Yeah, cuz otherwise I would be like being fucking Elon Musk and have all the money in the world I mean you just go kill Elon Musk and take his place, right?

No, because No, he'd have some tech that would suss me out. What are you talking about? He's not Iron Man. He's a buffoon. When I approached and like I wasn't stuttering his guards would be like, this isn't the real Elon Musk. Oh, give it, give it away. They'd get me. Yeah.

Or being Donald Trump. That could be fun for a day. Do something. I don't want that guy's workload. Nah, I don't want his workload. I'd want to be somebody that was like real casual about Matthew McConaughey or something. I think that's the, that's the move. I bet McCann, McConaughey, you'd look at his phone and it'd be like pussy with like hashtag and the numbers

for like, as far as you could flick your finger. Like he doesn't even have girls, real names in there. If you did Henry Cavill, you would wake up, you'd wake up with the knowledge of all the Warhammer, you'd have a deeper why the hell would I want that? That's the lamest shit I've ever heard Taylor, that I would become in order to gain his Warhammer lore knowledge. There's a million portals is my understanding. It is funny that that's how Taylor

Jenna Jameson for cooking tips. What the fuck is your problem? I said I would be Henry Cavill because he's jacked and he's attractive and it would be cool to be like a heartthrob. Are we just picking a celebrity that we want to be? Like being John Malkovich. You get to wake up but you only get a day. Oh, one day? Yeah. I'm gonna be Donald Trump Jr.

I'm gonna- But you don't get access to their relative accounts and so you can't be like I'm gonna be being Bill Gates and then Like have all his money. You're just like You actually being Bill Gates would be arguably the worst one because he's got like tits and he's ugly and he's overweight I was thinking being Donald Trump. Okay, just a day, right? So you don't have to worry about like his age or anything Yeah, I think I'd want to like be Trump, say ridiculous shit all day long and see if anyone notices. That would be fun. Be like after, after Greenland, we're coming for you, Italy,

and then just go back to bed, wake up huge issue in the morning. You just, just drop being Trump. I just, we're just being, we're just being goobers. Immediately. We'd be defending it being like, yeah, what the fuck is Italy brought to the planet other than a lot of Western civilization? Of all the places he talks about taking Cuba should be top of the list. It's close and it's nice. Talk about a national security threat.

We have an enemy in our doorstep. I don't feel safe with Cuba there. I don't either. Are we driving those? They're driving those 1948 Plymouth surround just plotting. It really are. They get, it's like fifties and sixties cars down there. It's just banging, look, who Karatcha on the radio all the time. Yeah. It would be cool if we like lifted the sanctions, but we're like, we're still not going to ship you stuff per se, cause it's a cool little time capsule you live in. You're going to be like

the Disney world for us. Sentinel Island, but the 1940s instead of the 1640s. I think they have better. That would be a good move. I think their social services are way better than ours. They're what services? Social services. Like I think they, health care. I think they have a, I think they make more doctors there than we do. Like I think by most measures of a society, things are going pretty well for them. The US healthcare thing is really messed up. Every day I revisit that decision to kill the CEO

and I'm still okay with it. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay with it. Yeah. I don't care. That guy seems like a scumbag. That company seems like it does scumbag things. Yeah, they just lost a court case for like hundreds of millions of dollars for like falsely selling supplemental plans. People didn't know they were buying, taking advantage of customers without knowledge. Yeah. I can't wait for the trial.

I think there's a chance. This thing has been been so publicized as a chance he gets off or there's a chance they can't form a good jury for it or something. I think there's, there might be some drama to come with the trial. Cuba has a higher life expectancy than the United States. Its literacy rate is outstanding at 99.8%. You know what the United States literacy I do, and it is, because Zach just told me it's 14% of y'all can't even read that's why you're listening to this right now. Okay. Well are they how old are they?

There of the age that should be reading We're not can't you think we're counting the toddlers And if so then by your own, we're counting Cuban toddlers who can read. Damn, we're getting beat on both fronts. I mean, well, of course, our life expectancy is going down because of our poison food and shit. And so we're just not importing enough of our poison food to our enemies. Really? How do we start sending or exporting? Correct. How do we start exporting like fruit loops to Russia? Hmm.

This is genius. Taco bell has chicken nuggets now. Do you know that? Despicable. You've probably tried them, didn't you? Dude, those chicken nuggets are good. Let me tell you. They're not. You're eating chicken right now. Taco bell. Let me tell you right now. What a sad meal. They put a deal together that was too hard to pass up. All right. They had that five piece nugget.

You got that five piece nugget. Any drink of your choice free after that, Taylor. All right. The five piece nugget was like six dollars, like six dollars for five and their big nuggets. And they got their own dip. Six dollars for five nuggets. How much was it by the time it got to your door? Like 18 dollars? No, no. I've got like a door to credit card and a special account.

I get all sorts Just kept it's not that bad it gets delivered for like $14 or something like that, but I don't just get like the the five they don't even look crispy here I get it I get the five piece and two green burritos and a soda and it's like $14 delivered But anyway, these are fucking delicious. I've gotten them twice I've got them twice because I wanted to make sure that it wasn't a fluke the first time I I do not like the fire ranch Sauce, but they do they have this jalapeno honey mustard that shit's good and

They're very crispy and they said the breading was made out of the nacho chips. That's stupid You don't need a way to tie this into Taco Bell Just tell me you've got nuggets and I'll believe you. Cause here's my thought yum brand owns KFC and Taco Bell. So they're able to lend their chicken nugget expertise to the Taco Bell folk. Okay. So they don't need to do all that R and D it's already done. It's already laid out for them. Taylor. This is all like meat. Chicken nugget, you say, no, these aren't even nuggets. These are breast strips. These are breast chunks or something.

This is all white meat. It's not that paste at Wendy's and Burger King and McDonald's and all the other restaurants. Taco Bell has some of the best chicken nuggets in the fast food game. There is no way that's true. He's telling it to me, I'm buying it. They're better than-

Are they better than Chick-fil-A? Are they better than Raising Cane's? Raising Canees isn't good. And Chick-fil-a is the highest tier of chicken. Chick-fil-a is the highest tier of the fast foods. I agree. But at least with raising canes, which isn't a choice of mine, I would never be like, yes, I love this. Like you can tell it's a piece of meat. I'm just letting you know. Taco Bell has some good fucking chicken nuggets. They are not trash. They're not garbage. Their breakfast'm just letting you know, Taco Bell has some good fucking chicken nuggets. They are not trash. They're not garbage. Their breakfast is at, have you ever seen Taco Bell breakfast?

They have like a crunch wrap supreme. I don't like sausage, egg and cheese and shit. Yeah, I don't like it either, but they've got nuggets. So I had people that work at Taco Bell are like, it's like they bonus them out for being rude. Like, they're just not like you go to Chick-fil-A and they're like, a hand job while you wait, my pleasure. And then you go to Taco Bell and it's like some felon yelling at you.

Hey. I'm with you mostly. I feel like everyone at Chick-fil-A is a virgin. So some cool guy raised his voice a little. It's so cool. Yeah. Chick-fil-A has, it's their hiring practices. That's why you get that.

Chick-fil-A hires attractive white kids who are 17 to 23 who say, yes ma'am, and yes sir, and wear khakis. And that's about it. The people at Chick-fil-A look like they only use the missionary position. Oh yeah. Nice soak. That's who I want serving me food.

Yeah, dude, I want some Mormons who are into soaking to touch my food and be dealing with it. I don't even need deviants. Yeah, that's right. I don't need her dialing the devil's number on her bean down there in between fries. Totally not. I'm just telling me on it. I might like that.

Maybe a little. Yeah. I keep knocking on the devil's door knocker down there. You'm just telling me on it. I might maybe maybe a little. Keep knocking on the devil's door knocker down there. You might just answer young lady. I might get some Taco Bell then. Yeah, I'm I miss that little dog they had. They said it was politically incorrect, but I like that little little fellow. Remember you wait. The Chihuahua.

Yeah, it's politically incorrect. That's why I got region of Mexico called Chihuahua? That's not politically incorrect. There's a whole region of Mexico called Chihuahua and there's thousands of murders yearly. Yeah, but it would come out in the Taco Bell commercial and wearing a little hat with sombrero and it had one of the Mexican scarves on, those little throw things, and he'd go, you'll get a Taco Bell. Yeah, that's fine. That's a celebration of culture. They canceled that dog like 30 years ago, dude. Dude, the dog just died and they didn't want to deal with another one. It was probably a shithead dog. You know how easy it is to replace dogs. You've watched that show Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Actually, you're a Bulldogs fan. You would know this. You've seen a lot of iterations of that guy. They just get another one. They just

added Roman numeral to that bitch. He's like Super Bowl. You don't even know after a while. Probably 37 or some shit. Like so many. Like first first of all Bulldogs don't have a long life expectancy in the best of scenarios This is and I mean they're they're moving this thing around the country They keep him in a genuinely refrigerated doghouse that has flaps that close He's in a he's in an ice box during the games so he doesn't die Uh, it's a I know people who have puppies that are like a good descendant to be like that Those are those are a good fours babies. That's and and that Denise she's got one of egg of sevens babies over there That's Charlie's dog. Do you pay extra for an UGA baby? Yeah. Yeah, this is so funny

The genealogy of UGA namesakes and then to the side in this table the genealogy of UGGA namesakes and then to the side in this table, it's all of them. And then the win loss tie record associated with their lifespan as the UGGA dog. They let our boys to many a championship. That's the dog you want. You want some loser UGGA. Your current UGGA, UGGA 11, 24 and four, 857 win percentage. I'll get 10, 91 and 18, 834. The worst performing UGA was actually UGA one, 523 win percentage.

Probably for the best. What year was it? 1956. All right then. Okay, let's calm down. Did the SEC lose every playoff game? I have no idea. Mizzou was not lose every playoff game? I have no idea Mizzou was not in a playoff game. Well, let's just do ball games. Did you win? Oh Mizzou won their ball game

Yeah, they beat Iowa or Iowa State whichever one. Yeah, I know I didn't really watch much of The other games after Georgia lost I'm into the Super Bowl this year, though I'm pretty hyped about that because of the possibility of the three-peat with Patrick Mahomes and- I'm not big on football, but my two favorite teams since like my, since I was 15 have been the Lions and the Eagles and both of them are amazing this year. Yeah, yeah.

There's 14 and 15 wins, I think. Are they in the same, like are they gonna have to play each other? Could be. They're in the NFC. Okay. Show us the NFL playoff bracket, Zach. Let's have a little pontification here on the on the. I'll I'll delve deep into my NFL knowledge,

which is certainly more than Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelsey. I won't list the whole chief starting lineup. Patrick, my homes, Travis Kelsey. I won't list the whole chief starting lineup. I mean, if I'm doing a bracket, I like, like I, I gotta go with the, the chiefs coming out of the, the AFC or whatever, but, but it's the Eagles, right? You got to bet on the Eagles. The play with Detroit, if they win. Ooh. And they're slated to win because they're two and green Bay's seven.

But that's kind of the fun thing about football playoffs is it's just one game. So just anything can happen. Zach says they re-rank. So it seems like if they win, there's no chance they play the Detroit. All right. So the Buccaneers suck. They're going nowhere. I like the Vikings. So I see Vikings then will play the the Washington football team that call themselves the commanders now Give that to the Vikings and then the vice-president they couldn't even go like what warriors like a little alliteration It's so fucking lame dude that they renamed that football team and they did such a bad job It's it's there must have been committee after committee and so many voices that they ended up with the most miltoast have been committee after committee and so many voices that they ended up with the most milk toast generic thing like like it couldn't be something and the thing is it needs to be something cool

like this is what this is our merch this is our this is our like tv distribution this is our t-shirts this is our helmets like look at that vikings logo that cool ass viking they've got this like flat um purple on their helmets that looks really fucking cool. Like the Washington commanders is so I don't even know what they're commanding is are they in the army, the Navy? Like, you know what I mean? I have no idea what that means. It's supposed to be like George Washington was a commander. Oh my God. I don't know. I hate it. I don't like it one bit. Buccaneers is tight being a pirate sick Eagles that's cool. You're nice. He's the the Washington what?

Drive bys Hmm, Washington drive bys. There are a lot of drive bys. I guess DC is pretty dangerous, isn't I? I think it's a criminal hellhole most of Baltimore, right? What the line only they had like a classic name like the Redskins Yeah, I got it The your Kyle pick here is the the Eagles coming down and facing the Chiefs Okay, let's go. Although although I as I'm sure you can see here. It's possible that you get Buffalo Bills

versus the Lions Have either of them ever won a Super Bowl? I don't think Lions or the Bills have ever won a Super Bowl. So you could get that that would be pretty historic. Oh, the Bills are that team that like historically didn't they lose three in a row or that sucks. That's poor fans of Buffalo. They've been through a right. You know what? If the Chiefs can't win it and the Eagles can't win it. But I think Buffalo a couple years ago got to a playoff game or

something and they did that thing where they're like, this is Ethel Merman. She's 97 years old and she went to the first Buffalo Bills game ever. She's been to every game since and her dream is to win the Super Bowl and she's over there waving her little pom pom. Bitch, she didn't make it. She didn't make it. She made it. You know what? They should have like, with a little Hollywood magic, like she's 97, she doesn't know what

the fuck's going on. Like just wake her up and be like, Grandma, you're great, great, great grandma. You're missing the super bowl. Oh, goodness gracious. Put it on. And then they do, they get AI. Gold people can't see through that shit. Let's show her the final scores. Show her the letter Bowl. Oh, goodness gracious. Put it on. And then they do. They get AI. Gold people can't see through that shit. And then the final scores show the letterbox. See the score box where you get Jimmy Carter. That's what they did to Jimmy Carter with Kamala. Congratulations. That glass

ceiling shattered. It's all because you know what happened, Jimmy? She won Georgia by one vote. Jimmy, she won Georgia by one vote. She shattered that glass ceiling and it was you and the world is praising. And then his heart just burst with joy right there. And that's how he burst with joy or he reverted back to racist 1930s Jimmy Carter, and he like suddenly wasn't cool with the black woman being president. Oh, he forgets all the progressive stuff he learned. That nappy haired assistant? What?

I thought that was your cleaning lady. Jimmy, stop it. You're on television. You don't talk to me, you big nose kike. You've been running things around here for a while too long. Like who forgot to give Jimmy is that guy. That dude, Jimmy Carter, that picture of him with that, like a caregiver, like taking a knee next to him, like clearly like looking to see if he's

breathing, like there were like hunks of skin like hanging off of Jimmy come on yes there was there was a skin tag the size of a fucking thumbnail hanging off I don't know what you're even talking about he'd well enough add pull it up you make it sound like he was like infected by the building because his children and his flesh was sloughing off you'd agree. You're not gonna pull up Jimmy Carter fucking nasty ass face. RIP by the way. Huge. So tragic. What? Jimmy Carter passing? Yeah. Who cares? I cried. You guys are pussy. See, Trump was upset about the flag being half mass. Yeah, let's jack it on up. Come on. why don't we raise that thing back up?

How long does it stay down? Let me just say, I'm just wondering. I think 30 days is the tradition. What? Whoa. But it's not like it's special for him. It's for president. Let me see if I'm right.

I'm just, look, I'm not mad because Trump's missing out on some flag bullshit, but I'm just like, 30 days is a long time to keep the flag down. Like what are the what other things do we take the flag down for 30 days besides the death of presidents? What if a Supreme Court justice dies? Do they get really 9-11?

It is 30 days. Yeah, but like other big tragedies are not that long, I don't think. Yeah, we shouldn't. I say reel them back up. New year, new president. All right. I think it's extremely petty and like to worry about yourself when this guy died. I would have gotten with the new that guy lost to Iran.

This guy's going to bomb them. It should be not doing war under Trump. If Trump wanted to go to war with Panama and Greenland and by Canada, he should have mentioned that while he was running. Can I just say those are enemies that we can defeat. You're not going to go to war with any of them. Everybody else, the war on drugs, this vague thing that we could never win. We're on Canada? They'd sign a treaty, it'd be over. Like that's the thing about fighting someone like Greenland. If we started a war with Canada at the beginning of this show's recording, it'd be done by before I did ads. I think we could just go in there and be over.

Couldn't we just, couldn't we literally just like send SEAL Team 6 in like a Honda to wherever their leader lives and like grab him up? We don't have to do any military shit with countries like Canada or Panama or Greenland or Denmark. We can just lean on them economically and get them to do what we want to make sure I want to decapitation. Ooh, well, who? Well, I mean, then let's like, I don't know. So so so I'm incredibly ignorant. They could get Canadian politics. I heard that Trudeau resigned as the liberal party leader or something like that. And I did understand the significance of that. Does that mean he is no longer prime minister?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. politics, I heard that Trudeau resigned as the liberal party leader or something like that. And I didn't understand the significance of that. Does that mean he is no longer prime minister? Or does that mean he has relinquished some lower cabinet level type position within their government? I genuinely don't know. I have no idea. Have you ever talked to a Canadian about politics? I have no idea how their system works as much as they know how our system works.

Yeah, interesting. I have no idea either. I saw that he was out of something, but I didn't understand what it meant. Looks like he's still the Prime Minister of Canada. But I think he's done. Like he's retired. Well, even the election is this year, I thought. I wonder to my eyes or at least my social media viewership that

the conservative guy over there, that Paul of air guy, I think his name is, is like super popular. I always get fed is his little quips and his news clips and stuff of him owning the libs. And I wonder if he's popular over there. So I think he retired and in Canada, it takes about 50 days to hold an election. They don't do it for two years like we do. And then we'll have a new guy.

Okay. Well, I hope it's a conservative because the poor Canadians have been bent over a knee for a while. When it comes to there's Civil liberties their their rights their their everything from their bank accounts to their gun rights to their ability to travel So it'd be nice if maybe they got someone a bit more conservative in there You don't necessarily need a Donald Trump goofball, but maybe someone who's just a conservative are they like, uh, as bad as the UK? Cause I know like in the UK, you can like, they can send you to jail for like social media posts.

Yeah. Yeah. They'll come to your house for years. Like, Oh, you, Oh brother, you post something a little naughty online. Time to go. And then they fucking take their no gun having asses. I saw a video of that happening they're like you're under arrest for your Facebook post on March 1st. That's right. Yeah that sucks. I think it was inciting violence or something like he says someone will go down there and bright And they catch governor or something like that. And but but I don't even know I remember when our What's his name got locked up for teaching his pug to salute?

In a Nazi. Yeah. Yeah, he was on our show. I liked him count. Dankula. Yeah Yeah, his channels great. He makes fun content. He's a funny guy I tell people about that all the time whenever they they talk about I don't know Censorship or or trusting certain people with too much power. I'm like they arrested this guy cuz his dog saluted on Yeah, the internet like they arrested him and put him in jail You know, I like that's the other end of it he did like uh interviews at the time when that was going down and they're like so what were you trying to say with this and he's like well it's kind of funny you know to have that i'm australian now

but i taught a pug to do like a really awful Nazi thing. It's like, yeah, it's a joke. It's funny. That is a funny joke. Let's say it worked in your pug sick aisles. That's funny. Yeah. I'm looking at this UK social media thing because it sounded wild to me. It looks like guys use social media to start a riot and they threw rocks at police and such So it I don't know to just say they're getting arrested for social media posts sounds like it doesn't tell the whole story Yeah, other examples where they just said I think the government stinks and got arrested for that

Yeah, I saw some that was more akin to what you described second there. But let me I'd have to look. Yeah, I was like, really for social media and then I don't know, sometimes the right pushes this narrative that like Canada is a liberal hellhole and everybody hates it and the UK is under you know, they have no freedoms. And I'm like, is this sound right? And what's the truth? They definitely have less free speech than we do and

They can send you to jail. I think for cigarettes. Oh, you ever see their facts cigarettes. Yeah What are you? What are you trying to show me? Jesus Christ? Not that bad anybody that hates on a good American product like Virginia tobacco I Can't get behind that either those pictures on there on their cigarette cartons are like black lungs and dying Beds and shit, and it's like ah fuck that's awful Yeah, what if the mince all cigarettes have a dying black person on them? Are there any other like tobacco?

I don't know. Serious stereotypes. Yeah. Well, you know, like like some of the chewing tobacco's most of the chewing tobacco's. I think it was like a white, blue, blue collar. But snus, which I think is different than snuff snus is an even finer tobacco powder the way i understand it and you you snort it and that's like an old western kind of thing yeah old white ladies would do it and it's like a western thing

and then you also see in the western movies i don't know if it was a real thing, but they had this bar of like tobacco and maybe something else that had been compressed. And they take a knife and like, like peel a slice of that off and chew that shit. It was almost like hashish for tobacco. But I can't think of any others. Other than the- I think of, is it Zin?

I associate with like underage I don't know if that's even a tobacco Zin? Yeah, Zin is nicotine but it's not tobacco it's a little pouch of nicotine that's flavored I've seen anybody who does nicotine but can't physically smoke or

dip because of their job they go to that, like I've seen Air Force pilots with their Zin up on the dash of their job. They go to that. Like I've seen Air Force pilots with their Zen up on the dash of their fighter jet. You swallow your own saliva with that, right? Yeah. Yeah. There's no, it's just nicotine salts. And so you don't have to spit the way. And so I love the change in culture from spitting tobacco to no spitting tobacco. I heard there's a, I would rather smell like cigarettes all night than sit next to someone who's like into, I like, I don't vape,

but when someone does right next to me, I couldn't care less. Like it, it is not a social problem. You can vape. This smells so good. This is called a, this is a geek, a bark. I think the flavor is sour fucking fab, which is a stupid name for a flavor, but it's delicious. Is that nicotine or is it drugs? This is nicotine. These are drugs. When you smoke cigarettes, you're imposing your decision on everybody around you. That's

not true with some of these other things. Yeah. As long as it doesn't stick. I don don't even mind. Like I used to, when I was smoking flower more, like I would take bong grips in my living room. And I used to do that in my like apartments in college. And they'd be like, no smoking in here. We'll know. And it's like, I had 10 people over here and we smoked a shit ton of weed last night and it's already gone.

But if one person had lit one cigarette and smoked half of it in there, it'd be like, brother, like, this is an issue now. Like, I need to go buy a bunch of Oseum and like try and get this out of here. Like back in the day, they, I borrowed my parents car cause I was just a kid and they'd even have to smoke in the car. If a smoker sat in the car, now that car smells faintly of cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a fun conversation at the rental car company. When it would be like you smoked in the car and they'd be like, no, I didn't.

It's like they reek and then you sit in it for one second. It's like, this isn't a debate. Like it is. I've smoked in rental cars and they didn't know, or at least they didn't charge me. And you would think they would charge me if they knew. So I turned the AC off, get the windows down, and I keep it by there and I make sure I'm blowing out the window every single time.

Like I'm conscious as I'm smoking, I'm thinking like, this is whiskey. This is whiskey. I'm being, I know I'm doing a dangerous thing and I'm being careful about it. I went to Texas and I rented one forever ago and I remember I got this piece of shit Honda and I was at the speed limit in Texas almost everywhere is 80 miles per Hour and I was giving it all that Honda had because I was doing 95

I figured if it's a yeah, I can do 95 and most of trucks doing 90 like nobody's gonna feel good in this car screaming The trucks are doing 90, like nobody's, I feel good. And this car is screaming and I'm smoking out of that window. But have you ever had to smoke weed in a place where you're not supposed to smoke weed and you did it like secret agent style? Yeah, I had to. What situation did you have to smoke weed?

You know, on vacation, like in a hotel room before you're about to go do the activity, like while I was in Savannah, I'm staying in like a bed and breakfast, not even necessarily a hotel It's like an old mansion that's been turned into like rooms and we're about to go do a haunted Carriage ride they take you to all the haunted places in Savannah in this carriage. It's cool It was great, but I wanted to be high for it, you know, get a little spooked. It's nighttime

It's gonna be a cool evening ride. I want to be stoned for this thing I see it. Yeah, we're smoking in the hotel room and i've got my contract So we we go in the bathroom and uh, she's standing on the toilet lid and i'm standing on the edge of the bath So we're up high next to the vent and i've got our uh, our uh, our wheat in a in a bowl, but i've got um a toilet Uh toilet roll and on one end of it. I put uh What is it called? Um fabric softener sheets yeah I put a fabric sheet over that uh rubber band over that to hold it in place and when I exhale through the pipe so it goes a little tube yeah it goes through the uh the air freshener uh

are there the air softener uh or the fabric softener sheet and that deodorizes any of the smell, but I'm also blowing it right into the vent. That shit does not work. You exhale so much faster than it can sift through the dryer sheet that like maybe a little wisp gets out, but mostly it's just coming back and getting all out the size. I'm telling you, I've done this many a time

and many an establishment where I'm not supposed to be smoking hotels, motels and Airbnbs. And I've never been captured a time and many an establishment where I'm not supposed to be smoking hotels, motels, and Airbnbs and I've never been captured or caught or reported and I think they would have. I was so scared smoking in this, I was in LA smoking in this place and there was no smoking and even though it's legal there, I wasn't legal there. Like I don't have a card here and like I didn't buy this weed

and it's technically medical weed that I had a medical, you know, you see it's technically medical weed that I had a medic you know, Try to get what I had and I was smoking and I'm like blowing it out the window and there's people walking through that alley and I'm like Oh, they're gonna rat me out getting all paranoid hiding your but the the the the Fabric softener over the the the tube. I think that's a golden strategy. I've used that every time. I used to pack those in my luggage.

Your homemade deodorizer made me think of a question you might know the answer to, Kyle. It somehow made me think of a silencer. If you hold a pillow in front of a gun, does it do anything to make it quiet? Do you know? Yeah, a little, a little bit, yeah. But it's almost not noticeable to your

ears. You know? It's like when you go from really fucking loud to really, really fucking loud. They're both loud. Yeah, I know. It's like that. Yeah. Now there's feathers everywhere. And I guess it would depend on the gun. And also if you're putting in a pillow, you can't point it now. I guess it's in a pillow. Yeah. And I don't know how I'd hold the pillow exactly without you. You gotta put the pillow on the guy's face and then put the putting in a pillow, you can't point it now. So it's in a pillow. Yeah. And I don't know how I'd hold the pillow exactly without shooting my hand. You gotta put the pillow on the guy's face and then put the gun in the pillow,

like in the good, the bad and the ugly and just get him that way. At that point, just like a stabbing makes more sense. I don't know. I wouldn't want to get into a knife fight with somebody, which is what stabbing can quickly turn into. I'd imagine him tied to a chair that's not- Well, I mean, like I'm not gonna approach. How else could the situation work other than him sleeping?

You're gonna have a pillow with you out in an alley and be like think fast you throw it at him. Yeah, I don't like it. I've shot through pillows before to like, you know, no and it's like that's not much quieter at all I think I've seen that. Yeah, so that works if you do it with a 22 and You attach it. Well, it will lower I'm sure there's a test on YouTube with a decibel meter and they even measure how many decibels it lowers it But it's noticeable and it's worth doing I've done it before and I've also done it with like you know take it up another level from that instead of a Mountain Dew bottle let's use PVC pipe and then let's encase like a

small PVC pipe inside of a bigger PVC pipe and have holes that lead from the small one out to the bigger one and that gap in between, let's fill that with steel wool to like absorb the sound and the pressure, you know, you keep building up and up and eventually you're just making your own silencers. I think I saw an attachment where you could use an oil filter. Oh yeah.

Is this where you built, you've seen this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An oil filter has a very similar inside design to a suppressor and that it's the it's multiple screens with holes in them. But they're in a circle wrapped around just like you would need kind of for. The bullet just makes the hole out the other side. Yeah. Yeah. So you you I think you need an adapter to adapt whatever size and oil filters threads are to whatever size the the pistols threads are. I think that's the thing you buy.

And that's technically your suppressor, your registered item is the adapter that goes between the two. Oh, you can't just buy that and be like, this is for photography? Nah. Oh, well, actually maybe so, but it'd be kind of illegal every time you used it. I don't like that part. Yeah certain things like that

I don't know much about because when I was considering them at the time I had all the licensing where it's like yeah I don't I don't care about any of the legality because I can just do it anyway But but yeah that thing just the the gun pops the hole through the other side and you've got a decent suppressor. They're pretty quiet especially if it's 22 Well, I'll keep that in mind for all my future assassin Yeah, the that but the soda bottle thing works pretty good I saw mark I think Marky mark did the super soda bottle trick and that Vietnamese guy. Yeah

Guy Wiley screamed. Well, I think it was a Korean guy that he hate crime, but I could be wrong. But he did it in that movie shooter where he's like a super duper. No, I've seen that. He's in the boat standing with the 22 rifle with the the the water bottle or the soda bottle suppressor. And he's taken those guys out from like pretty far away. It's cool thing. Was that a 22 he was using?

Yeah. Interesting. I have not seen that movie in forever, but I remember thinking it was pretty cool. Is it not? It's okay. Kate Mara's in it. She's the hot chick from House of Cards.

She gets raped like a third of the way through the movie. And so that's kind of a downer, but Marky Mark's cool and he kills everybody, including the rapist. like a third of the way through the movie and and and and so that's kind of a downer but uh but Marky Mark's cool and he kills everybody including the rapist um he blows everybody away out there there at the end so that's cool they kill his dog too there's a part where like the bad guys are trying to negotiate and he's like you killed my dog it's like before john rick yeah he's like Before John Rick, yeah I think maybe somebody was like just run just just look get out of here as fast as you can don't look back I can't do that. They killed my dog. Oh shit

I'm gonna kill them all now. Yes. That's a fun little movie. Marky Marks made. Oh, I know what I saw today It was that there's a new Jason State. Marky Marks made. Oh, I know what I saw today. There's a new Jason State, the movie called The Working Man. This guy, I'm just a man trying to work. And you you're forcing me to go back to a time I don't want to remember. That's it. Oh, my God. Sounds right. Is this what it's about? It's exactly.

He's a construction site worker who is secretly an ex-special forces commando, bad-ass motherfucker, Bruce Lee Jitsu, hard-ass. And he's in like, of course somebody comes like rough up the people running the business who gave him this job that he needs so much. You people are like my family. And it's that Mexican guy who's in everything now.

You know what I'm talking about, right? The Mexican guy in everything. He was an ant man. It's that Mexican. who's in everything now. You know what I'm talking about, right? The Mexican guy in everything. He was an ant man. It's that Mexican who's, he's like, how's your name going? He's like, ah, you know, mom died and the economy shit, but I got this man. Yeah, that guy, Pena is his name, I'm sure.

They've only got like, anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Jason Satham is the working man. And he's literally beating these gangsters up with like Pails of sand and like construction worker gear and stuff like that. I didn't want to go back to this way It's exactly what you described It's just like the Steven Seagal movies except it's a likable guy

His name is Michael Pena nailed it. Yep. Yeah Nice you did nail it and I have seen this guy in a fucking ton of everything everything He has corner. He's in shooter. He's in stars and nothing appears in everything Yep, he was he was the most likable Mexican in the land man TV show He dies right away spoiler alert you like fall in love with him. You're like, oh, this was the most likeable Mexican in the Landman TV show. He dies right away. Spoiler alert, you like fall in love with him. You're like, oh, this is the good guy. He like takes our nerd under his wing is that you can be our part of our family. You're my brother now.

And then like the next day explodes. It's real sad. Did you finish Landman? Did you like it? I haven't finished it yet. I'm pretty far in like seven or eight episodes in I would say You know I think the last thing I saw was his hot-ass daughter was trying to fuck that quarterback in a truck and

Maybe something like that his daughter's so hot Taylor I can see her pussy mound in like every scene like the whole point is that this This Taylor Sheridan guy, you know, he knows the deal. Just look up hot daughter from Land Man. I have no idea. She's supposed to be 17 in the show, but I'm hoping to God that she's not. Not after I mentioned her pussy, man. Is her name Ainsley Norris?

I wouldn't know, but she's like a young blonde. Audrey McGraw. Chick, she's young. She's like 17 in the show 27 year old actress Michelle Randolph plays the 17 year old character good for her you find me a picture of 27 year old actor Michelle Randolph please that one with a lot of pussy mound mmm whatever is that couple of picture so no I'm not dumb the show but I still like it. I like all the characters. I like his son

I like Billy Bob's character. Yeah, this chick's great She's that that's her in the show on the right and top center I don't that looks like some model shit on the left on the right. She looks 37 somehow Yeah, it's not a great photo. Like she looks very young in the show She's lubing herself up there with I think Crisco or something like vegetable lard. It's great. Yeah, she's in incredible shape. She's just outstanding shape.

There you go, Zach. Well done, Zach. Man, quick on the draw. Exactly what kind of one. Yeah, that's what I was looking at. I didn't even notice that that Chris goes she's got there. Hmm Yeah, it's good stuff. This is a good show. It's a great show Great

It's genuinely a fun show, you know, it's like I like Billy Bob always just miserable and talking shit He's not John Ham just so stressed out. He's having his fifth heart attack trying to run this oil company and Just all the annoyances and Billy Bob's life heard this girl being one of them Like she's living at his house and all of his his like lawyer and one of his roughnecks lived there, too And they're constantly complaining like dude You got to get him the fuck out of here, man What the fuck is this shit cuz they're like they're doing like Fuck out of here, man. What the fuck is this shit?

Because they're like, they're doing like, twerk yoga in the living room. And it's just crotch is thrusting. And this 65 year old lawyer is like, this is so much liability here. I can't even explain to you what the lawsuits you're opening us up to. You've got to get them out.

You've got to get them out of my house. And just as everybody's upset because he's got- Wow. And because- was that guy gay Well, I think it's just more of a company lawyer who's worried about the liability of the the whores and Billy Bob's house But yeah, it's good show. I like the oil man shit. I like the working man part. I like that Taylor Sheridan guy He like gets it. He's figured the formula out. I like just about everything about that show It's rare that a scene comes on and I'm like, ah, this is the boring part

I like all the characters. It's good And I'm genuinely like worried about the cartel and they're gonna come and hurt somebody like like it seems like there's Sometimes a show doesn't have enough stakes in it. It's like, okay. Let's say the bad guy comes here and he gets his way What's the worst that'll happen with Negan? It's like, I don't know. He might bash our brains out and slave our wives to sex slavery Oh, well, that's awful Yeah, that's what we're facing. All right. Well, let's do the death then, huh? Yeah, it is but we play for keeps Yeah, you need a bad guy who plays for keeps like that to the stakes have to be there or you don't care if you win Or lose right like that's why Game of Thrones was always good. I. I thought Jon Snow could die at any turn. I was worried about him.

And then he did. And he ended up being fine. I don't want to talk about that. The Vikings show. You were right. I kind of just had it. The first season, like that's all I've watched over the last week is just every night throw on some episodes of that. The first season, like that's all I've watched over the last week is just every night throw on some episodes of that. First of all, there's so much more of that show than I thought there was. They're like fucking 15 episodes, 20 episodes of 42 minutes or whatever. And as soon as Ragnar dies, everything kind of goes off the rails. Well, they come get the revenge. They go to get the, half that show is revenge

and they've like gone to England for revenge like four fucking times. I like revenge. And they'll get to England and be like, I'm here for revenge. And then that smooth talking King will be like, don't you, you're missing the force for the treaties. You know, you need to do this, that.

And they leave like, oh, he's a guy who's pretty smart. Ragnar turns himself over to the English and lets them kill him because he knows that his sons will come and avenge him united if he does this. And only that way can the Vikings triumph over the English. So he lets the English capture him and they hoist him and they torture him and they hoist him in this cage and they beat him. And then they throw him in a pit full of vipers that bite him to death and he dies a slow painful death and he's laughing at him because he knows what's coming He knows his sons are gonna come and like everything you do to me They're gonna do ten times worse and they do they they show up and they torture that king to death I think they blood eagle him. I think they blood eagle their king

Yeah, they blood eagle King Ayla who's the king of Northumbria. But then they let King Eckbert kill himself in a tub. Because Eckbert was more of a friend of Ragnar's, but it was like he was wrong about his sons. You know, they fragmented immediately. And I didn't like how Ragnar just like offered himself. It was just such a ridiculous final way to die. It was like such a jarring way for him to offered himself. It was just such a ridiculous final way to die. It was such a jarring way for him to kill himself. It was like, okay, well, maybe he had another gig and he had to go do a movie

and he couldn't do the next season of Vikings because it just didn't make sense logically. Are you guys horny posting in chat? Yeah, a little bit of horny posting. You guys are fucking horny posting. No, the show isn't as good after Ragnar leaves for sure. That's what I always tell people. But I like the main son, the main son, the first one.

Yeah. Bjorn Ironside. He's good. What a name. The guy's name is Bjorn Ironside. True. Another historical character, by the way, you can Google him up, learn about his feats of stone.

Ragnar doesn't appear to be like set in stone historical. He's more like like a legendary creature like King Arthur. Like I bet there was a King of ancient England that like was reminiscent of Arthur and then he kind of became a legend over time. Yeah, yeah he embodies a lot. Maybe there are a lot of Kings and Arthur is sort of the embodiment of multiple tales. But with the Ragnar thing, it seems like he's a little more grounded historically, although part of the saga tells that he slew a dragon. So you gotta understand that that's in the Saga too. And like a lot of apparent like Nordic areas would claim descendants from Ragnar Lothbrok or whatever because he was kind of a king of lore. Not to say he was a totally fake guy.

Yeah, like in the later seasons, even his sons, they'll be like, that's Ragnar Lothbrok's son. And they're like, oh, I had no idea. I'm to the point now where I'll turn it on at night. And it's just that really nasty, crippled guy being mean to people. His name is... nasty crippled guy being mean to people. And his name is, uh, uh, Ivar the boneless, Ivar the bone. So one of Ragnar's sons is crippled when he's born and Ragnar. And the thing to do is to get, leave him in the wilderness to the wolves. Ragnar can't do it.

He's going to raise this crippled boy and whether he likes it or not. But he raises him hard. He's like your cripple, like, you know, in a land of not cripples, you better be a bad motherfucker. And so this guy traverses with these spikes in his hands. He crawls on the ground into the bar with his spikes. Like, he's so scary. He's so ruthless. And over time, they sort, they get him like some, some crutches, and then they get him some braces for his legs. And eventually they strap him to like a horse-drawn chariot so they can fuck shit up um ivar is a real scummy piece of shit don't like him very much he's he says he's

god or he says he's like on the same tier as thor and the asir and so he's he's kind of a kook i like ragnar's ladies though he's got him he cook. I like Ragnar's ladies though. He's got him. He's got like two bad bitches. He's got laggatha who's like a light, like sporty spice. She's like, she's, she's very hot. She's very muscular and she can fight with all the men. She's like a shield maiden of Odin or some shit. And, uh, and then he's got this other big bitch. She's like six foot one, six foot two. She's an Icelandic supermodel in real life. She's so pretty. And she's like, it's like, she's the ones mom. Yeah. She's like, she's like hard

to look at. She's so classically beautiful. She's like, Lagratha is like immediately jealous. Well, yeah, he shows up with a new wife and didn't talk to sporty spice about it. Now he's got this, got, got this six foot one princess that he it. Now he's got this six-foot-one princess that he's brought back down to Salaga, takes her kid and leaves town and just divorces Ragnar in one of the hardest episodes of the show. She's like, fuck you. Fuck your shit. I'm taking your son. No, you won't take my boy. He doesn't even want to go with you. And it's like, fuck. It's a good episode. I like the inner workings of his family life, but mostly I like the semi-historical and whenever like a God sort of like touches the narrative a little, they

don't have full blown like God coming down and talking, but the, the Viking gods are definitely real in this saga and they definitely influence it occasionally by giving people visions and foresight and sort of tinkering with things. They spice it up with all the religions in the show where like that magic tapestry when the French were defending Paris and all the Vikings showed up and the, they were really scared and the Vikings were clearly going to win cause they had, you know, overwhelming numbers. And then that French princess was like, this is the cloak of St.

Augustine. I take it to you and you must have blessed it right now. I guess he's Italian and then like he blesses it. And then she goes and hangs that up and it like gives them Supernatural, you know fearlessness and whatnot and then other times like Odin like will do something or at least they'll believe he did And so I enjoyed that part of it too. It adds a fun angle to it But it's a good show overall. It's just really the wheels are total have totally fallen off by the point. I'm at really I the wheels have totally fallen off by the point I'm at. Really?

I've seen the whole thing and it definitely does. Floki is like in Iceland by himself. And then he like brought people back. And I liked, and he was one of my favorite characters. He was always fun. And I liked that he was like a- Is it Floki? It's Floki, yeah.

And he was like, and Ragnar never appreciated him enough because Ragnar would be like, we're going to take over this city. Floakey, can you build something out of timber and string in the next four days? And Floakey's like, I think I can. I can do this, I can do for you, Ragnar.

And then he does it. And at no point are they like, Floakey, fucking sea floating siege towers? Incredible. Incredible. Like this is wonderful. You've done a great job. Wi Fi Floki. Yeah. Wow.

To help. And he's like this fucking weird with the eyeliner on. He's all creepy. He's the like he's the boat builder. Like his whole thing is he like he has a new way of building these long boats so they can make the journey to England safely and and Ragnar's and, you know, paying him to make a special boat and everything. I definitely like the early seasons.

I like, I like Ragnar and, and Lagatha and their whole romance. And I love that, like he takes her into battle and she's just as good a warrior as any of them and it's kind of believable. She seems pretty fucking hardcore. They all seem like their swordplay is good. That actor's Australian. I kind of want to see him in something else. I was disappointed by that. I wanted to see more like Ericson's and like that kind of name when I clicked on it. Or True Nords. Yeah, True Nords. Floki is a true Nord. He's like some, you know, he or have a son. Is it isn't he he might be the brother like one of those actor families

where it's like a bunch of these Swedes who are all like six five. Yes, it's it's what's his name? I don't remember their names. Is Alex Alexander Skarsgard? Yes, it's the Skarsgard brothers. He's one of the Skarsgard brothers. That's what it is. Yeah, they're all man. He is the ugly one. Huh? Jesus Christ. Like Alexander, you got Alexander Skarsgard and then his brother, his younger brother is the one who plays like it

in the movies. He's really good actor, but kind of fucked up looking. And then that floki guy, he's really fugly looking. Yeah. Or at least he is in, uh, in the show Vikings. Yeah, it seems pretty fucked up. No, I recommend that show to everybody. I think it's the best Vikings TV show. Where is it? It's on Netflix. Ooh.

Yeah. Netflix is my number two service. Yeah, I don't know. I watch a lot of YouTube, honestly honestly and then after that it's probably after that's probably HBO. I go to HBO for news now. It has CNN. So I watch CNN there and I don't know. I'm about to start silo. I haven't started season two of silo. I've been waiting. I'm sure it's all out now and I've got some land man to finish and that's about it. I don't think I have any other TV shows.

I'm a little ahead of you in silo. I might be five episodes in. If not, it's four, something like that. Yeah. I like the season. My opinion of it is turning upwards a little bit, but it still moves really slow. My wife was talking about it. She got her haircut with her hairdresser and he said the same thing.

Like it has moved so slow, but I'm interested in your take on it sometimes you're more tolerant of a slow burn Amazon has a thing called secret level have you heard of it no so Amazon it's a kind of their version of love death robots I guess would be a good way to put it it's a bunch of animated shorts and each short is taken from a video game universe so there's like a pac-man short and there's a warhammer 40k short There's a Dungeons and Dragons short. There's a bunch of them all taken from various universes that I suppose HBO or Time Warner or whoever's making that Making the things have access to but it was pretty good. I watched only two or three of them, but I liked the ones I saw.

And I miss content like Love Death Robots. There hasn't been much else like that. That was really good. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Everything was sort of stood on its own. There's an episode of that called Beyond the Aquila Rift where that guy is at the space station

and all is not what it seems. And at the end he's like, show me what's real. Show me what is really here. And there's this, it's awful. What's really there is so awful. It's so, she tells, she's like, you're not ready to see it. And he's like, show me. And I'm thinking like, how bad could it be?

And they show you and it's so bad. I've forgotten that one. That's a good one. That's a really horrific. That was good. The only problem with it was that show had some real misses like some of the episodes were 10 out of 10, but some were one out of 10. The later season especially like the most recent season we talked about it. It's the one that had that big goofy giant man that died on the beach. There was like a dead body. That was awful. That was awful.

But especially if you go back to season one, you've got that one where there's farmers who have like these mech suits to defend against the aliens who are coming. That one's really good. It's all- They all work together. You like fall in love with these farmers

and five minutes of like watching them do their thing and work together. The episode links are interesting too. Like some of them are like 12 minutes and some of them are 44 minutes. None of them are standard. They're all, I appreciate it. Cause I, my interpretation was they made the episode

as long as it needs to be in no longer. They didn't fill an hour like so many shows need to do. They just told a story and it was what it was. Neil Blancamp did a bunch of shorts. I think it's called oats studio It's on YouTube or on Netflix as well And it's like maybe five or six or seven sci-fi shorts Where it seemed like they were concepts for movies and the shorts can almost be viewed as like a pilot for a movie if that makes sense if there is such a thing because it's like

there's one of them about like these reptilian aliens who have come to the, uh, uh, and conquered earth and they control our minds and they do these awful experiments on it, on us and Sigourney Weaver's in that one. Um, and they sort of show like little scenes from a movie and you could tell like it's only 20 minutes or something like that. It should be a two or three hour movie. Uh, but, but they're kind of skipping around through it and they're really good. Like it's only 20 minutes or something like that. It should be a two or three hour movie But but they're kind of skipping around through it and they're really good

Oats studios or oats studio and it's a bunch of shorts in there. There's one Where there's this monster that's it's like all the people are stuck together Like like everybody in this research lab is like in a giant ball of flesh. That's now a sentient monster So they get to like the thumb print scanning biometric Card reader door entry thing and so the monster has like hundred thumbs and trying each and every one because he's absorbed all these People into it. It's really fucked up. There's about there's a there they look kind of really fucked up. They look kind of like B-movie level special effects, but like good enough, better than like TV. That's Netflix too.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. I like those. I like anything sci-fi and I like shorts. HBO has a animated show that was really good where they're stuck on this planet, HBO animated, planet show, and it's called Scavengers Reign. That was really good. There's like one season of adult animation and these people are crash landed on an alien planet and everything on the planet is alien.

It's not like there's like rabbits with three eyes. It's like nothing looks familiar. Everything looks weird and poisonous and dangerous. And they're trying to get off the planet. There's like these, these like koala bear type creatures that hypnotize the one of the people, they like vomit out this goo that he eats

that makes them like hypnotized. And they're like making the, he's making the human do violence for him, like beat up all the other koala monsters. And so then feed him. Like normally this thing was a vegetarian, but now that it's got a human slave that can do violence, it's eating meat and just getting bigger

and bigger and bigger. It's like a Pokemon by the end, like a giant Snorlax type monster. It's great. I highly recommend that. Have you seen about time? What's remind me what it's about. It's really really good but I'm not sure it'd be good to you. It's this dude he's maybe 21 years old something like that and the movie the movie starts off he's like awkward at a party and then then his dad says, hey, you turn 21,

it's about time I let you in the family secret. All the men in this family can travel through time. And he's like, what? This is a joke. He's like, no, no, all the men in this family can travel through time. Just go to a quiet room, clench your fists really tight, and you can only go back in time to your life.

So you can't go kill Hitler or bang Cleopatra. You can just go to in time to your life. So you can't go kill Hitler or bang Cleopatra. You can just go to a point in your life that you'd like to do better. And he goes into a closet and he relives the party scene I just talked about. This all happens in the first like five minutes in the movie. And instead of being this awkward guy

that knocked over the punch bowl and shook a girl's hand as they counted down on New Year's Eve, this time he dod over the punch bowl and shook a girl's hand as they counted down on New Year's Eve. This time he dodges the punch bowl and kisses the girl and he's like, whoa, this can be good. And then you get to see him live his life with like retries and there's some shit every day. There's some shit that like you can't undo. Monsters. So he had a baby. He absolutely loved his baby. This is the thing.

This is what he really wants. And then he goes back in time to fix another thing. And when he moves forward again, it's not the same baby. And they're like, yeah, yeah. Some of these events are like, I don't know what to call them, tent pole events where you can't go back past to that one. And I'll stop there.

It's better, baby. But it made me cry repeatedly. Only that. Oh, dude. It was damn. It reminds me of click. It's so good. I did. Oh, I bet I know how this movie ends because I've seen a Rick and Morty episode that's a little bit similar. I bet at the end end he loses it all.

At the end he has to go all the way back to that party again and he loses the girl for her own good. Doesn't he? I'm not going to say in the Rick and Morty episode, he, uh, Rick, Rick gives Morty this little click button that lets him like jump back in time. He's like, he can make a moment He's like our pause here and whatever happens next I can go back to this moment He can create a see create create a save point basically, okay, and like he falls in love has this amazing relationship

This is the woman of his dreams. They have a plane crash in the Andes everybody's cannibalizing each other Morty walks out to safety And he's like, let me just start this all over again. And he fucks up, it like fumbles and like double clicks it and he loses it all forever. He can never go back. He loses the girl completely, like ruins the whole thing. And then it's just sad at the end. But your movie, I'm guessing is a romantic comedy based on. It is a rom-com, which is why I was hesitant

about suggesting it. It's like, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I end. But your movie, I'm guessing is a romantic comedy based on it is a rom com, which is why I was hesitant about suggesting it to our alpha audience. But

you alphas out there. Yeah, all you alphas watching painkiller already to the very, very end. But it's so good. It's, I think Taylor would like it. And about about time. Um, I don't, it moved me about time. I thought at first it was going to be that Justin Timberlake movie where everybody's currency is time. Like you can basically transfer someone's lifetime to your like watch or whatever. And like the guy, the guy says like, I don't know, 300 years. And someone's like, Oh, you must come from time. Like his time is like currency now. Like he tips somebody two weeks of time. It's like, it's how long you get to live.

And poor people have like a hundred days, I'm sorry, a hundred hours to live. And they're just like day to day and all the time, like working a shift to get 24 more hours. Yeah. That's an interesting concept. Yeah, that was a good movie too. Poor Justin Timberlake. He's had a rough couple of years. Britney Spears wrote that book said he had a little dick then they had that DUI that had that DUI problem all bleary eyed and then he's bleary eyed again at the concert so he's clearly doing drugs again and then they went to lower him in from some sort of a fucking like harness.

And it showed that his dick is in fact quite small. Really? Oh, poor Justin. It's what, you know, you know how those climbing harnesses really ride up in your crotch and like, what have you got is put on display. There wasn't a lot to display and they're, and they're giving him a hard time. And it's like, come on. He came into this con his concert from the sky and thought everybody was going to think he was cool. And now everybody's

just saying he's got a little dick. And so nobody even remembered how cool the descent was. No, poor JT. Big shout out to JT. Look at that. Oh, well, that quick with the JTP. Dude, show that picture. That poor guy. That's not a dick. That's show that picture. This poor guy pulled a picture. He was nervous. He was coming in on a fucking harness. Okay, that's not a dick. That's a peepee. That's a camel toe there. You leave him alone. Oh Justin what were you thinking? Did he ever did he try it on beforehand? Like why?

Not with his full weight. Not with his full weight. How else would you try on a climbing harness? I would sit in their side saddle. Remember when Miley Cyrus came in on that wrecking ball and she's kind of like perched up there? That's how you sit on something classy. You know what I would do? I would let them descend a rope and I would have it

be like very deft. That one hand was like strapped to the rope. But other than that, it would look like I was just holding myself up by my strength. Okay. And so it'd be like a Tarzan descent. And so they'd be like that guy's holding that guy's singing and he's holding, he's dropping, but really like behind the rope, my arm is, is strapped to it. I would, I would slide a stunt dick in my pants, right? And you know, the woodie's hanging on 14 inches, 12 inches around.

It looked absurd. All the 11 year old girls in the audience or whoever is fucking demo is probably older than that. Now, did we talk about it on the hangout or on PKN about when the guy paramotored into the, um, the Holyfield fight that time, maybe that was last PKA. Oh, maybe it was. Yeah.

I think I know fan man though. Cause I knew him. It was that Timsons reference. Yeah. My bad. My bad. I was just that I thought about that last night and it tickled me so much. I had to pull it up.

And they beat the shit out of that guy. They beat his ass. The crowd, like the trainers, anybody who could touch it. Like he landed in the ring. Like he almost hit the guys. He landed like kind of in the corner and on the ring. Yeah. He's on the ropes, like all tangled up on the inside of the ropes.

That's the part I'm stuck on. How to half in half half out he quickly ended up out because the people are dragging him but they're roughing him up as they're like dragging him and he's tied to the fucking thing so he can't really defend himself and he's just he's just eating these little jabs to the face constantly and nobody's helping him everybody's pissed off and I he may have had some kind of a logo or it's like some sort of a sign. I don't remember if he had a sign if something silly. He probably had a message, right? Like, my motor people hate that guy. What the deal is, the thought is this. Paramotors are very lightly regulated. The only rules around paramotors are basically, Hey, this is kind of a personal decision.

As long as you don't fly above other people, fly above crowds, fly above homes, then knock yourself out. You know, it's dangerous and it's stupid, but you're allowed to be dangerous and stupid if you're not endangering other people. That's the thought. But we're all like, once you start flying into stadiums,

they're gonna make you get a pilot's license, and that'll ruin all the fun. So people like it unregulated, and people like that cause regulations. On January 9th, 1994, a year later, Miller circled approximately a thousand feet over the rim of the LA Memorial Coliseum on his paraglider during the Broncos game.

He landed in a park. Then on February 5th, he was witnessed by British police paragliding along the mall before landing atop Buckingham Palace. He then removed his trousers, revealing that he had painted green from the waist down. He was arrested without incident, fined 200 pounds and was again deported.

He was banned from reentering the UK for life. Later, he hung himself in 2003 after being diagnosed with coronary disease, which left him unable to fly anymore. Oh, man. Well, big RIP to the guy who gave us that classic Simpsons episode. And we should wrap because Woody has to get back to his recovery. Yeah.

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