Painkiller Already - PKA 736 W/ Karl: The Worst Podcast Ever

Episode Date: January 25, 2025

PKA 736. Guest coming on the second half. Taylor? This episode is brought to you by PrizePix, Acorns, also of course Lock and Load and our wonderful merchandise. We'll talk more about all of them later. But Kyle, you brought it to my attention right before this that Donnie J is going to tell us the truth about MLK and JFK and who was the other FK? RK? David Morgan JFK, RFK and MLK. Robert Kennedy, John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King.

Robert Leonard The three K's of truth and we're going to find out. What do you guys think? David Morgan Yeah, he signed an executive order, declassifying those files. I think Biden kicked they were they were keyed to be declassified. And I think that Obama or Biden or someone was like kicked the can down the road and didn't let that time didn't let that like expire. And it really bothered me because I just remember watching the movie JFK with my parents in like 95 or something like that.

My dad being like, hey, in 2022 or whatever it was, look into that. You know, like he never thought he lived this long. He thought he'd be dead. Yeah. And then and like then they like didn't let it become declassified. So there was no looking into it. So I hope that we get to the bottom of it. I'm sure someone is I don't know how him signing that executive order works as far as files being

released, when that release will happen or how that'll be put into motion. But yeah, I want to know. I want to know what they know. My guess is that there's no hard evidence, but there's a strong suspicion from the government's investigation that there was a second shooter with JFK. That would be what I guess. I have some details in the timing that you were just talking about. So they have 15 days to present a plan

for the full and complete release. And within 45 days, they should be released. That's slower than I hoped. Full and complete release. I was worried that it was gonna be, and I'm still worried that it's gonna be like, Hey, here's the document. And like seven eighths of it are redacted with that marker. And it's like, okay, well fuck. Like we didn't really learn anything.

Cause if it's like really damning to something like the CIA, or I guess enough time has passed that they can do that thing where they're like, Hey, you remember how we tested chemicals on St. Louis in the 1950s? We were so crazy back then. We don't, we don't do that now. Remember operation of mockingbird and all these other things. Yeah. We don't do that now though. Definitely crazy times back then. So I, I want to correct myself. 15 days for the plan for JFK and 45 days for the plan for RFK and MLK. It doesn't say anything about actually releasing them. They just have 15 to 45 days for a plan to release them.

There's no timing on the second half. If it's sufficiently damning, we're never gonna see it, right? I think we are going to see it. I look forward to it. I don't think we can go back now. I hope we learned something. My guess is, I don't know what files they're referring to,

but I know that Martin Luther King was investigated thoroughly by the FBI. They were kinda trying to set him up. They were always bugging him and listening in on him. They tried to blackmail him with that audio recording of him having sex. I think they tried to blackmail him with his, I think maybe he was cheating on his wife too.

Bunch of stuff like that. So who knows what else might come out to that regard. As far as who killed him, James Earl Ray. Don't you fucking... No, no, Darth Vader did not fucking take out. No, he did. It's the name I just said that's already slipped my mind. That guy did it. And I think he's dead now or still in prison or something. Right. James Earl Ray. There's no way the guy that shot MLK is alive anymore unless he was like 16 when he did it. Didn't that happen in like the early 60s? Like, like only a bit after Kennedy, right? Looks like he kicked it in 98 at the right bowl, 70. Yeah, I gotta say like the MLK and the JFK stuff very interested.

I don't mean to seem like an ingrate, but I'm not as interested in the RFK stuff yet. Oh, that's the one that's more about. Sell me on it. Please sell me on it. All right. So like in after the JFK thing happened, there was this glimmering hope with RFK. He had a ton of popularity and just get gunned down like that. It was like he was going to be the next president again. And I just feel like every time they did that, it was like the bad guys came in and were like, no, not the good, not the good reality, the bad one. We want that one. We want more Vietnam. We want more war. We want more, you know, more, more segregation or whatever.

You know, Kennedy did not make any friends. He made a lot of powerful enemies. Both of them did. You know, I mean, think about it. He made his brother the attorney general. They get it. He made his brother the attorney general, and they basically ran the country together. You know, if you look at them during the Cuban Missile Crisis, he's not sitting there with his VP, whoever that was. Oh, well, obviously, it was what his name became president. But it's him and his brother. Like, what are we going to do about Cuba? They were running the country again. You know, he was very unpopular with the Cubans,

with the Soviets, with everybody. Do you think we're going to find out that LBJ knew about it? Maybe he was a part of the whole scheme? No, no. I think that George Herbert Walker Bush may have known or had a hand in it though, because he was at the CIA at the time, right? Yeah, at the CIA. I'm completely off the cuff here, but like that would be an incentive for Trump to release it. Your Trump's no friend of the bushes. I think, no, I think they tightened up with, with, especially with George W, you know, you know, because like Jordan W yeah, George W they were a lot of pressure was on George W. to say he was gonna vote against Trump to speak out prior to the election.

He was mum about it. You saw him at the inauguration. He brought Laura with him. He was cracking up, having a good old time. Clearly he's lighthearted. He's glad they won. I saw like when Trump was giving his speech and he mentioned the two gender thing,

butchers over there like fuck yeah like you could tell like that that that spoke to George W and uh and I think he's glad Trump's in there I think he's a Trump supporter I don't but I don't think Trump gives a fuck about like how that might affect them he's just he doesn't he doesn't know what's in there oh you don't think Trump knows what's in there I doubt he does oh I think he does know but I'm basing that on nothing I'm just saying you know what is based on the idea that Trump would have a curiosity to ask? You know what he did do? Uh, I don't know if he did it or someone else. They released Biden's letter that he left in the desk to Trump. It was that. Yes. It was maybe a paragraph, maybe four sentences and it was very milk toast and very, and not very personal. And it was, it was just like, you know,

dear, dear president Trump, welcome, you know, hope your family. To who? Yeah. There's like ice cream stains on it. This last little chocolate. Man, I'm not writing this man. Someone else is doing it over his shoulder. Is it handwritten? Do they handwrite those?

It's handwritten and cursive and the Fox news guy who read it was like, I struggled at times with the handwriting, but I got through it. Like, I'm like, y'all just beating them down. Like Fox is merciless. Fox is leading in the ratings. By so much, it's not even close. Like CNN, MSNBC are facing layoffs, like all of their high pay people are having to take pay cuts and such. And Fox News is over there still just beating the dead dog or whatever. Just merciless every step of the way. Fox's time will come.

They will start dropping off in the next year. As the boomer generation dies, television as a medium for news as a whole is going to diminish dramatically. One of the reasons Fox is so big is because the remaining generation that uses cable news as their primary source are conservative boomers. Like it's going to end Fox as their time in the, in the sun right now. But I don't watch it at all. I don't have any way have any way to watch it. I occasionally watch

YouTube uploads of it because there are these like Indian and Pakistani channels that'll upload Fox News segments 10 minutes after they've been aired and YouTube lets that fly. But I watch a bunch of CNN on HBO Max. It's on there now. And man, they are struggling over there with reality that it is like, they keep kind of getting back to this, they do this big circle of what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? And they keep coming back to this same thing. They're like, he's doing what he said he was going to do. And we're not sure what to do about that.

What news is like, to me it vibes open propaganda. I watch a lot of it mostly via Fox's own YouTube channel. And it's just like America has overwhelmingly embraced Donald Trump and his glorious new return to power. This is the way the entire country is going. These other people hate it. We love it so much. And I'm like, bro, like, I don't know.

Not all of America, half of America it is. And the other half isn't. The other half of America is like Elon Musk is doing Nazi shit. Let's not go to Twitter anymore And they're they're all upset the thing about half of America though It's it used to be like the southern half and then he happened to win Ohio and Florida now It's like half of every state it so I saw them in New York and Philly in California and there and I saw the Trump parades, I saw the

Trump rallies and I saw them interviewing just random people on the streets of New York. Who'd you vote for? I vote for Trump baby, what do you think? It's always been half of every state, right? Asian voices are great. No. I have 45, yes. And like Wyoming and Utah are like kind of really red. And then there's some other ones that are really blue. No, New York is- DC. I feel like New York is, he made leaps and bounds in states that are as blue as they are. Hard blue.

The hardest of blue states. And the talk pre-election was maybe Texas could fall. I know people in my life who are more to the left and were worried about this whole thing, were like, we might take Texas. You know, there was a few Kamala bumps in the polls and such, and it was like, even I thought, like I've said it plenty of times,

I don't know who's gonna win this, I think she's gonna win. And during those times, I heard lots of people from the left saying, she's gonna take Texas. She's gonna take Texas away from you and you look at those YouTube Prognosticators and their maps and they're like Texas going blue. I'm saying it. You heard it here first. I've been through by three percent where Nice nationally Trump and I went from 46 to 49. That's the number. I see that was what I'm talking about though I'm talking about like in places like New York that are normally like he won counties in Massachusetts.

Like he did crazy things, not counties. But I'm talking about nationally, right? So if he did that much better in New York, then that means he was a little weaker in Texas, you know, comparatively, because his overall change was 3%. So you think he performed worse than in 2020 in Texas? Did he?

I was saw in 2016. In 2020 he lost. So I don't know what percentage he got that I could look it up real quick. But yeah, his wins, he did 3% better than his previous win. Yes, there were a lot more voters than explicitly in the last election, or a lot more votes. There. I mean, it was it's weird. It's like, one election, there's this many and then whoa, that's a ton. And then this election, there's not as many again. There's like this sort of an aberration. I don't think that the election was stolen. There's a whole subreddit devoted to thinking

that the election this time was stolen. It's called like 2024 somethings wrong. Whoa, that's dangerous conspiracy theory. I don't try to get that. They shouldn't be able to have a job. Oh, I think the reason so many people voted in 2020 is just how politics dominated the national conversation and COVID. I think it was like, they like did so much of the mail out shit where it was like you could get more people who otherwise wouldn't vote at all.

Just either way harvest ballots from mail in boats. Yeah. I don't like the stolen election talk and BS it's over now. There, there are people who, if you, if you really like pin them down and say, what, why are we talking about this? They think that like maybe we could still get her in there. There are people that have that mindset, you know, I remember that. Oh, are there any bets we could make like that dude that Woody made a fool of in 2020? I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy. You never hooked us up with that guy's contact in 2020. I was going to put it all on the line. We all gave you like two or three grand.

You could have made, dude, let's make it 10 grand. Just look at it all feasted, you know? It would have been wonderful. God, I wish I knew a moron like that. That would bet on something that's just a known quantity. I forget, so I won 400. I forget if I won an extra 400 post-election or if I won an extra like 300 post-election and it was 400 total.

I forget if I won 400 more. He may have doubled it. You know, it was like crazy. I might have been 100 and 300 and 100 and 400. That's what it was. Yeah, this bet took place like post-election, but before inauguration. It was like a month after the election.

It may have been after the inauguration even. He still thought that, I remember it was March, April, and there were still people on the right saying, you don't understand. You see under rule 37, 14 B code R of the maritime code, Trump is technically still the admiral of all the great lakes. We will build a flotilla. Yeah. So after Biden won, this guy was convinced that Biden didn't really win

and that Trump would take power. And I think he paid me promptly, I should mention, right after the inauguration. That's how I remember it. And it was kind of funny, because once it was time to pay up, he's like, I won't do PayPal, that's liberal. I won't do this, that's liberal.

I won't pay you via Venmo. I think he paid me via Zelle. Like I had to like find new ways to receive money from this guy. That's so... Dude, if I were bitter about losing a bet, I would do the same thing. No, I'm not using any of the easy communist apps for giving you your money. I'm gonna be on between the hours of two and four. Look for a courier. He was crazy, but to his credit, not a Welch. Yeah, fair enough. You realized he was wrong.

Do you accept copper ingots? I would have taken a little copper ingot. Copper ingots might be fun. Yeah, that's what a hundred dollars worth of copper ingots look like. No idea. Is that so many? It's so many. It's so many.

It's so many copper ingots. I didn't know. I guess there's a big drop off. Yeah, I don't know what copper costs, but- How about a bronze ingot? What is it, like $10 a pound or something? Like that would be a ton. It's not a ton, it'd be a bunch.

Yeah, a ton is another unit measurement. It'd be almost a measurement. It'd be a ton. It'd be a bunch. I've thought about it that a few times, buying like an ingot of something. And it's more appealing. The tungsten is its own like special thing,

but like I was thinking copper, silver, gold, right? I kinda like the idea. I remember hearing a story about somebody who had a silver doorstop in his office, it like $25,000 worth of silver. And it was like a huge thing of silver sitting on the floor. Like I like that. But gold is like $2,800 an ounce.

So, you know, a kilo of gold is what? $85,000, something crazy. Somebody wanted me to invest in silver. And he's like, Woody, if I give you, I think it was $60. Will you buy silver with it? Because he wanted me to invest in silver and I was like, yeah, I'll do it right here. I was good to my, I was true to my word. I don't f*** around and uh, yeah. So now I have these two silver.

I don't know what an ingot is, but like, and then what those are, what do you call those little ingot is, but like. Isn't that what those are? What do you call those little. Ingot is a new word to me. Like in Minecraft, it looks like a brick maybe. Yeah, yeah. But. Yeah, the way to store metal

when you're not using it for smithing. Anyway, this is fine silver 9999 plus or something. You got a couple ounces there. Each one of those is an ounce. I think each one is an ounce. Yeah. Okay. It says it on it.

Kyle, you can get a 500 gram copper ingot, also 0.999% for $14 on Etsy. It's a troy ounce. Have you ever heard that before? T-R-O-Y ounce, is that a term? I've heard that, but I don't actually know how that is not a normal ounce. A troy ounce is a unit of measurement used to weigh precious metals such as silver gold and platinum

It's also used to price those metals only you were as smart as Kyle man. He knew that off the cuff Roy else is also 31.1 grams. That's Rounding fuck. I thought I was cool cuz I knew how long and not was Rounding fuck. I thought I was cool because I knew how long a knot was Alright, okay fact check me I think a knot is one point one five miles and as a general rule of thumb If you hear seven knots add one like every seven so seven knots is like eight miles an hour 21 knots about 24 miles an hour my I remember we were going like 14 or 15 knots on my boat with the wind.

That's fast. Crazy fast, that doesn't sound right. It was leaning, I mean maybe it wasn't, but there's a gauge on the thing that tells you, but I had it, it was a racing yacht and I had it leaned all the way over till the side that was dipping down was like touching the water,

sort of like leaning a motorcycle over to your knees rubbing. And we were racing another boat at the time, trying to beat a bridge. There was a bridge up ahead and it could only take one boat at a time. And I'm like, I'll wait. I can't sail, but I steal sailing valor by watching it on YouTube every day.

I literally got here at 6.50 or 6.28 because of watching sailing YouTube right before the show. Shout out Brett and Marissa. Anyway, so because of that, I know roughly how fast your sailboat should have gone. It should have been like six or seven knots. So 14 sounds really fast, but I don't know.

Maybe. I'm watching a video of someone doing it to sort of compare if what I remember is correct. This is what it looked like. This is about the same boat. Dude it's kind of cool like you think oh what if the boat tips over right? Well the more the boat leans over the smaller your effective sail gets you know as it tips over it catches less and less wind so it's not gonna tip over if it were flat it wouldn't catch any wind at all. So the sail effectively shrinks as the boat heals. I wish I remembered the specifications of that boat. I remember it was like 30 feet long, roughly. And I know the,

like the, is it called a mast? Is that what the sail's on? Yeah. Yes. Okay. You played, you played raft with us. I suppose, but like, I don't know if it's. I mean, I know it's called. That's what I was gonna say. It was like really tall. Like, like, like, like, I don't know how tall though. But when I was like, I'm not climbing up there. You know.

So boats with really tall mass. Oh my God. I'm talking on my ass. I'm not a sailor. Are fast. There are fast boats and they're usually a little less comfortable So if your goal was to do what you did when a race to the bridge, that's the boat for it I also know around the world. It might not have been the boat for it

I also know that I don't know what it's called the displacement or whatever like the bottom of the boat the way How deep it goes like the bottom of the boat was really deep low like when we would? Okay, when I put it in its my parked the boat it didn't want to go in it was rubbing the bottom of the boat was really deep low. Like when we would, when I put it in it's, when I parked the boat, it didn't want to go in. It was rubbing the bottom of the St. James River or wherever the fuck it was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a waste of time and money.

It was. Wait, wait. Are you telling me your boat was a bad investment? A boat? That's a solid place to put your money. Everybody talks about it. Yeah. I think Dave Ramsey talks about that.

He's always saying buy a boat. It wasn't that bad. Like I definitely lost money, but like not a ton. Like probably like $3,000 over the life of the thing, because I got some tax benefits by, I technically lived in Florida, you know, on my boat half the year, you know, no state income tax down there.

So that helped out. And then the boat was, I don't know, like 30 grand or something like that. I think I sold it for 25 or maybe it was 25 and I sold it for 20, something like that, roughly. I don't really remember. Yeah, in the boating world, I think you got off easy. Now I know there must have been a bunch of ownership

expenses, like slip rental fees and stuff, so five grand wasn't your total cost. No, there's a couple grand of like that, and also like when you go to sell a boat, you've gotta get all the barnacles scraped off, I don't remember what that's called, but they gotta haul that bitch out of the water and clean it up and get it right.

I've watched it on YouTube many times, it's a horrible job. Yeah, it looked horrible. It was gross though. I was like, holy shit, that shit grew in a year. Like, boat ownership is bullshit. I never buy a boat. I don't know if y'all ever heard that before, but.

Yes. First time. One of the only rules of finance I do know is to not buy a boat. Don't buy a boat. The reason it works is cause like people who buy boats ideally are so unbelievably wealthy. They could, it could sink and they wouldn't know until eight months later where they're

like, wait, that one sank. Fuck. It was, again, it was $25,000. You know, it was like, it wasn't, do you remember what it was? Do you know the making model? That's what I was saying earlier. I have no idea what the, and I couldn't name you a boat model or make, you know what I mean? I don't know who makes boats or what models are called.

I, when I was buying the thing, I couldn't. I watched sailing videos on which boat to buy. Even though I get so seasick, I never have any intentions of buying a boat. I can tell you what I'm looking for in a floor plan. I remember being in college and going on the like the like gmc.com or whatever and they would let you like pre build an SUV or a car or something and I'd be like nice and then you go to like calculate and it's like ooh not forever not for ever. Like, how did I build $130,000?

You got, yeah, I splurged with my truck purchase. Can't believe 2018 was so long ago, but I feel like I got in under the big appreciation. Like I, I think it, my truck was 54 grand. Like it was new and it's, it's a fancy for 2018. And but you know, after that, like once COVID hit, there were these like supply chain disruptions and those trucks went to like 70 and I doubt they got any cheaper since then.

Yeah, yeah, cars are a shitty market right now. Zach, build us a build. They're expensive, like the used cars. I know I have friends who are looking for used cars. And it's like way worse than it was. And so a lot of them have bemoaned like, should have done this six years ago. Like this. Yeah. Yeah.

I got lucky. It's like, that's what you did with your house, Taylor. Like, yeah, it's so homeownership is this kind of like, you know, ride to wealth building. And, uh, every now and then it crosses my own. I'm like, I'm glad Taylor got on that. Oh dude, buying a house at the end of 2018, serendipitously, just like, I want to live in a house now. I'm tired of how many homeless people are near my apartment.

And then like watching what happened a couple of years later, be like, oh my God, dude, if I were still renting, like it would be a cataclysmic financial endeavor to get the house I live in now. Like I, if you guys, have you guys had like the new appraisers show up at your house in that last couple of years where like they come by and they tell you, or they better get, they better stay away. Yeah. Like a guy came by and like gave me a letter maybe a year and a half, two years ago, and was like, here's your new home valuation and what your new taxes are going to be on it. And he was like, I wasn't mad at him or anything.

He's just a messenger, but he had the body language and like aura of someone who had been through the ringer, going through the neighborhood. And so I just, I was like, all right, well, you know, good luck out there. Take care. Like an appraiser looking to sell your home. He was informing you about your new tax rate. He was like a county representative to like deliver a paper that was like, this is your new responsibility. And I don't know why they didn't just mail it.

But, yeah, I because they need to check that guy needs to check you off a list. Oh, yeah. Charging you. You should have if you had not answered the door, Taylor, you're fine. That's how that works. I'm just going to stay in my house like a. No, no, no, no you hide from anyone who knocks Like a normal like you're on the run Sorry guys, I forgot I worked as that board game night and you all stood there for I don't think that's true

We we just get notified in the mail taylor and my taxes still go up when I live in nonsence I fought my tax appraisal the first time because I just bought my home and then they came and appraised it for more. And I thought I had a strong argument. I did win. I was like, if I just bought the home for X, you can't tell me it's worth why. It's worth what I bought it for. I just bought it. And they were like, all right. So they lowered my taxes, but they've since increased it. and I didn't fight it because I'm a lazy bastard. I would have won. What could you do to the area to lower the value

so that thereby the taxes would be lower? Because I'm imagining sort of a, you know, maybe some swastikas, maybe we start. I was thinking car on blocks, boat in the yard. Yeah, dude, a swastika would lower the property value. You could just erase it. No, no, no. He's going to fly a swastika flag,

Taylor in his yard. It's gonna be the big, you ever see those enormous American flags on the way to Florida? The ones that are like so big, they must cost $25,000 or something. There's one in North Carolina. They're huge.

Like people from other countries, you can't imagine how big our flags are. Like I know on TV you can't, you don't have that. The European minds can't comprehend it. The European minds. I'm serious. I'm serious. I promise you there has never been a flag in all of Europe that's as big as that flag in Florida is. I want to know if it's bigger than the North Carolina flag because the North Carolina flag, I'm promising you, you're like this Florida flag's giant. This North Carolina flag is no pushover. The guy is in a fight with the government right now.

He owns an RV, like car salesman lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Short on words, okay. And the low key truth is it's an advertisement. This giant flag can be seen from miles around. Everybody knows where that flag is. When you drive on I-95 or I-40, you're like, whoa, whoa, what is that?

How do they, what if the winds pick up? Wouldn't that like rip the flag, pull out of the ground and send it to Florida? Like it is an eye catchingly large thing. And the local government, maybe Greensboro or something is like, this is obviously an advertisement. He's doing this to draw attention to his car a lot,

but it's like a Winnebago's. And he's like, no, I just love America that much. So. Check this out. Like this. Okay. Big shout out to that guy. This is Florida.

This is them raising their gigantic flag in Florida. I'm watching. Again, y'all folks in Europe where you look, you can't imagine the size of our flag and of our actual country many times because even I, as a grown ass man who went through our wonderful educational system, sometimes the size of Alaska takes me aback.

It is so enormous. Like, if you don't know, even if you're American, yeah, I'm fucking pulling it up online. You know what I mean? Compare that thing to this wherever you're from, just Alaska to wherever you're from, it will blow your fucking mind. But yeah, this flag here, so gaudy, so over the top, so gigantic. I think Florida's got you beat. But again, I haven't seen the North Carolinian flag. I just believe in Florida man's that much. This isn't the content. We can all fly big flags as Americans together. I can't find a picture that shows it in like the hand on your heart. Now put it forward.

Just say your heart goes out to you. See, Kyle's has people in it so you get a vibe for how large it is. This is oh, I think this is the North Carolina one. I think Kyle's may have mind beat, but not by a lot. Is that how you see it? I can't tell there's different perspectives. So mine's a video. Mine's a video.

We're looking at the screen next to us. I know we are. The video that Kyle made was definitely bigger than this by a lot because the- The flagpole in mine? Like with like all three of us hands outstretched, it would take that much- We can't reach around the flagpole.

Yeah. The flagpole I would guesstimate to be about four feet in diameter at the base. I, I think I might be struggling with my own bias. I found a video, they say it's the largest flying flag in America. All right, let's see that then. That's what I want to see.

Show me, show me big old glory. It's the same thing. The video doesn doesn't I can show you the video. Yeah Show me I have to see it first. I'm just not showing it next to it's against the sky So again, I don't have like a good. Yeah, should have flown a plane next to that bitch or something Late late on the ground. Let people stand on it That is the largest flag in America on a pole. But again, cows look really big. Yeah.

I think that the Florida flag, I think is new. I think it may, I'm going to call that the biggest flag I've ever fucking seen. They put it up in 2021 Clearwater, Florida. If anyone wants to check it out online, it's absolutely absurd. But yeah, as the largest flag in America, the largest American flag is in

Long Beach, California, and has been dubbed the super flag. It measures 225 feet by 505 feet and weighs, oh, weighs 3000 pounds and requires 500 volunteers to transport each star. Each each star is 17 feet high. The stripes are 20 feet wide. Woo! I think California's beating everybody. Dude, America rules, dude. Wow!

We're the best. Imagine what that flag cost. Get in line, rest of the world, we're the best. I was, I wanted to know what those choppers that are putting out the fires, what they cost, because I see them Every now and then be seemingly quite effective and I'm like damn get ten times as many put the fire up You know, they're 24 million a pop 24 million pop and it costs like four grand an hour to run one. So

I don't see what and the other thing they've just bought like ten or fifteen there like they've got like ten or 15 more than they have. They got like a quarter billion worth of these things or something like 200 million, maybe. Ah, maybe they should just cut the grass. You mentioned like a city wanting someone to take down a big flag. And it reminded me of this old story. You guys may have heard of it, where this dude in like Cleveland or this dude in Cincinnati who lived near

the airport like painted on his roof welcome to Cleveland because it was like right over an airport and it was like meant to upset people who were like yeah I'm going to Cincinnati for work and then you see welcome to Cleveland and they tried to get him to like erase it and he was like no it's my freedom of speech to be a fucking shithead near the airport which is so funny it's funny the only people who see it are those arriving on planes from out of town like his neighbors don't even know right yeah that's such a good prank i love pranks like that nobody's getting hurt it's just yeah if your flag is too big, the,

a lot of places will give you, give you guff about it. I think Trump had an issue where his flag was too tall for the city. And so he like went to a shorter pole, but put it on a mound of earth or something. There's a whole king of the hill about this. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's where zoning like real. And to a greater extent, I suppose actually homeowners associations are just I Zoning ordinances my introduction to that was when I was 13 years old and

What it happened was we live in this very rural farming community, but we're near Lake Hartwell And there's a lot of Lake Hartwell property also in these very rural communities where most of the money that's tax income is agriculture. I mean like 90%, like all of it. And so you've got these very wealthy people coming from Atlanta, retiring on the lake and they don't want to smell chicken shit. And it's like, well, you probably should have spent a little bit more of the nest egg to be on one of those lakes that isn't a county that smells like chicken shit.

Because this is Franklin County, Georgia. It smells like chicken shit. I got a question. How often does it smell like chicken shit? Is that pretty much always or is it like seasonal, you know, every planting season? Always. And not only that, they complained about the reflection off the tin roofs that was shining on them. Here's the thing about that. After a season of rain, that tin oxidizes and it no longer is highly reflective like that. So it's just another. So these people started trying to change the laws. They tried to rezone a couple of counties. And so many people, I don't know who did it. Somebody got the word out. Somebody made pamphlets and printed out pamphlets

and went to every hardware store, every Red Net hangout, every gas station, every good old boy rundown barn and they handed out these pamphlets. This is what's coming. You got a car in your yard, $300. You got this, and he's like, I got a car in my yard, we're working on it. Better get in the backyard. They're gonna come write you a ticket.

Like all these ordinances that were coming. Gonna be a meeting for this at a small government office at City Hall. There are so many farmers that have shown up. They're backed out, they're out the door, they're out the front door, and they're in a big crowd out at City Hall. They're like, okay, they're out the front door, and they're in a big crowd out at City Hall. They're like, okay, meeting's off,

it's gonna be rescheduled to a new building. We go to the new building a week later. Way too many people for that building. They're like, okay, we have to call it off again. It's gonna be at the high school gym. We fill the high school gym, the bleachers standing room only, and then they start bringing people up on stage to speak in favor of the zoning

And they bring this very well-spoken young lady out there. She says you don't understand You're good. This is going to be better for everyone and I distinctly remember Yeah, yeah, fuck you. Not here, not now, not here, not now. And it's just like. So it was. Can I pause the story? Yeah. Did you like the guy who shouted her down?

Yeah, we all did. Pause. Now you know what it's like to be a Philly fan. No, you cunt, you stupid cunt. This is crazy. You're like, that's what we do. We back the home team around. There was this guy.

I remember there was a discussion outside the second meeting that got broken up because the, they couldn't hold us all. And I distinctly remember this person saying something along the lines of a few people get shot in the kneecap. That'll, that'll move this right along. That's all it'll take somebody up in the woods at one of these meetings. When one of these people, so-and-so comes out, I get the kneecap blown off. That'll be the right along. That's all it'll take. Somebody up in the woods at one of these meetings, one of these people so-and-so comes out, they get their kneecap blown off,

that'll be the end all of this. That's all I'm saying. You kind of look around and nobody was like, nah, violence isn't the answer. No one said anything. No shit, you want to be just guy number one? Wimping out to your car? Damn it, I'm sure I'll go with the mob.

And the guy who said it was like, scary McLeary. Like I know that guy, like he's dead now, but that's like that, I used to borrow machine guns from that guy. I bet he didn't go to Russia videos. Okay, like that guy was our core. When you called his answering machine, when you got his answering machine,

cause he was old school, it said, I'm not here right now. Probably out checking the perimeter and tending to the booby traps. Leave me a message. Get back, back to you. And I was like, dad, does he, does he have a sense of humor? Cause he seems so like autistic when he's around, but that's funny as shit. And he's like, he's not kidding.

He's out tending to his booby traps and, and checking the perimeter. Painting tunnels on large stones and putting heavy barrels over, you know, trip wires like Acme. Yeah, probably. But more likely, like, I mean, he passed away and it was a, it was scary, I'm told, getting into his house to like, you know, get all this stuff out of there and such. He was a, he was a hardcore guy. But anyway, the zoning act did not go through. They gave up after that last meeting. Let's say I wanted to, and I know that they say, oh, this is against the law. But like, what if I wanted to build booby traps around my house in order to protect-

You can build the traps, but if you injure or kill, maim someone, then you're in trouble. You can't. Oh no, I know legally, but let's say like there's no, let's say it's totally allowed and I can't have my home security service anymore. I'm on my own. I just have my own gun and booby traps. And there's bandits out there in this fallout style scenario. What are the actual booby traps that could protect my house? Do we not care about liability? This is an apocalyptic world.

This is apocalyptic. I'm protecting my house. All I have care about liability? This is an apocalyptic world. I'm protecting my house. All I have is me and a shotgun and my remaining ammo and my ingenuity. YouTube's not even here anymore. So you can make... All right. So like... They're because of all my ingenuity. Well, I don't know about in real life because that's crazy. This guy's just sticking sharp sticks in his yard. They're not connected to anything. I like that Kyle's not going in real life. So what you want to do is you want to put a string on a paint can Superheat your doorknob now before Warren's gonna trick the tremendous amount of power from your generator If you briefly see his skeleton, you'll know it worked I'm running out of shit for these punchy stakes

You could make you could make little pull string detonated, uh, 12 gauge shotgun, like, uh, trip mines. Basically you could just have some pipe set up with a 12 gauge shotgun shell in it. And when this trip wire goes off, it triggers the shell and it's just blasted through three or four inches of, of a steel pipe and it's pointed toward wherever, you know, that trip wire was intruder is you can make those all day. Like, like the expensive part of that mechanism is the shotgun shell. What if there are somewhat effective, like, especially if you're there at all, it's just noisemakers.

Like if I'm coming in, but if I'm coming into your- Well that'll make noise. Yeah, but if I'm coming into your compound and I kick a string with tin cans attached to it, I'm like, oh, I should think this over. The alarm just went off. Yeah, time to try the next mouse. A really popular one. People will hang treble hooks from the trees, lots of them in the woods.

What is a treble hook? Does everyone know what a treble hook is? I don't know what that is. It's the fish hook that has three hooks on it. Oh, I know that fish hook Yeah, like a repellent. It was something you'd repel with. Oh Like a grappling hook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've told the story I rescued a guy with a plate for five-year-old or something 40 years ago, I stepped on a treble hook and he thought it was a crab that bit his toe. So he reached down there like to get the crab and teach it a lesson.

And then he hooked his own thumb. Yeah. And now he had hooked his thumb and big toe together in the surf and the waves knocked him over and he's doing one of these deals like breathing in between waves and Easiest rescue ever. I mean we just put him on a fucking board cut his toe right off But uh, I got to use the the ambulance had like wire cutters and I was like strong at the time you know working out and the Medics couldn't cut the fish hook so they gave it to me and I was the guy that separated his hand Oh, you feel like a man, somebody hands you something

they can't squeeze. Yeah. Another man hands you a pair of pliers, and is like, can you cut this? Which I honestly, if you've ever like built fences or on a farm, like that happens all the time. There's lots of shit that needs to be compressed. There are these little compression sleeves

that you loop two pieces of wire through, and it'll take two pieces of cable and like stick them together and you gotta be a man to put that thing together. And when it like when it breaks it breaks if you know what I mean like it's not there's no question as to whether you have accomplished the goal or not because once you get to here he goes and goes all the way through but boys are out here like this, just like daddy. You know, if I were a lifeguard, I imagine people are spazzing out when they're drowning. And so as I was going out there to get them and they're floundering out to be like shark, shark, shark. And then when I get there,

they're like, really? I'm like, no, now it doesn't seem so scary, does it? Now we're just drowning. And so then they're going to calm down. You're going to pull them to shore. Cause now they're worried about the shark. And so they're going to maybe help you a little bit. I, I would tell them I'm here. You're okay now. Meanwhile, we're a block out to see that it's like, yeah, you're in my hands. Now you're, you need the dangerous parts. You're a better life guard. I'd be like, like not

wanting to get too close. I'd be like, can you can't, are you sure you can't swim? Can't you fucking idiot? I hope you could swim cause I can't water wings for me. I loved rescue so much. I was a bad lifeguard. People would be like, you know, can we go out? It's like you're Daisy if you don't like is I want nothing more than to rescue you 15 minutes. Hey Todd, this fucking Mary wants to know if he can go out when it's a red flag on the beach. Hurricane is 70 miles out to see what are you worried about? Yeah. If you're good enough to swim to it, you're good enough to get back. Those people surfing hurricanes, that's always pretty badass to me.

I know sometimes it's safer than it looks, but to someone who grew up nowhere near the beach, and like every time I see it, I'm like, oh my God, that's cool. That's like that. To me, that's like the definition of badass. It's got everyone else fleeing for their lives You know They they they're fleeing the state from what's coming and they're out there like having fun in it Like that's I like that. I like that a lot. I also let you know what rogue wigs waves are you heard rogue rogue wave waves? It happens when the frequency of waves coalesce in such a way to create a gigantic wave

Three four times the normal maximum which is like 30 feet or so So like you can end up with waves that are 150 feet 200 feet tall and they completely swamp vessels throughout history They've been described now We know they're real because of readings that have been taken on offshore oil rigs and also in a lighthouse. There's this particular lighthouse

that had the windows knocked out by a wave. And it's like a couple hundred feet that the wave would have had to have been to like to knock that out. But I also, I learned today that there can be the opposite of a rogue wave. There can be like a rogue like dip, which to me is scarier. It's so much scarier that you're just sailing along and there's just a hole that's 150 feet

deep. Then and there's just more water in the bottom and you're and then you die. That's so terrifying to me. The deep sea is my greatest fear. And for some reason, space is very similar to me. The idea of being stuck in that spacesuit and being insignificant and being just like lost, spinning out. It's a similar like flavor of agoraphobia. Yeah. Or of, yeah, the lasso phobia with water. I don't know what it's called. Fear of space. Agoraphobia is fear of being outside your own home. I think it's like, yeah, like you don't want to be in big open spaces. You feel trapped. Like if you can't recognize something familiar to you, I think is what it stems from. You get claustrophobic? Do I?

Yeah. Like in pants, if I've gained weight. I get claustrophobic around the thighs sometimes. I have to put some jeans in storage because my eyes are so claustrophobic right now. Around Thanksgiving. Around Thanksgiving I get a hellish case of claustrophobia. The whole house just seems smaller around that time of year. It's weird to It's true. But yeah, not like I've never, it's easy to say,

no, I'm not claustrophobic because I've never been in a situation, like I've never been shoved in a locker. I've never been trapped in a submarine. I've never had that. So I've never, I guess, I bet I would like it. There's no way I'd like that. No one liked it either. I would have a hard time. Clostrophobic. I think I would be, but I, I would like to believe that I could tame that claustrophobia. I suppose I've been, um, like, like wrapped up in blankets before, like fucking around my girlfriend and like, like I did a spin move and I wrapped

myself up completely like a little enchilada And then she like jumped on me and hugged me and like the combined power of the blanket and her meant that I was now like Stuff I could I couldn't get away from her like And I was like And she thought I was laughing so I just kept getting higher and higher pitched. And I freaked out a little bit with that. I like immediately broke into a like a profuse sweat. Oh, the answer is yes.

You were trapped in blankets and a girl laid on top of you and you started sweating like I couldn't get out. I had no way to get out. Like there was no escape. So I think if it were me on top of your if I were on top of you and you're all wrapped up, you wouldn't have feared I would would have went through things in your ear. I told you you're going to leave. I would have told you what Woody said to the journey people.

I said, you're fine. I'm here. The one thing happened to me, but my dick got hard. What kind of phobia is that? Whoa. Someone's really spooked. So there's something smuggling something into these blankets. Yeah. Yeah. I think I would be claustrophobic for sure. I'm definitely, I don't think I'm,

what is it, acrophobic. That's fear of heights. I don't think I, I think I'm pretty good about that. Like I'm afraid of falling and dying. I wouldn't be a very good mountain climber because I'm, I think I'm more risk averse. And I. And then when I see those guys who are, especially without a rope, with a rope it seems like an athletic activity to me. There's some knowledge in there, right? Certainly, certainly. I mean, if I knew, had the knowledge,

then it's just athletic activity. It's not as death defying, but the idea of like walking around, you see those old construction guys in New York walking around on their lunch breaks, sitting on those beams up on the towers. That's not for me. I wouldn't want any part of that.

But like the idea, like when we were in the Sears Tower, whatever it's called now, I had no fear of standing out on that plexiglass floor. I knew we weren't gonna fall through. I guess I thought there was like a one in a million chance we'd fall through, but that would be kinda cool. Did you have no fear? Cause I had no logical fear, but like emotionally,

I was like, oh, what would happen if, right? I'll tell you where I had fear. It was like more than that was when we got on that zip line, that last zip line when it was like more than that was when we got on that zipline that last zipline when it was raining and you had to go up Uh the longest like like fastest one. I was afraid of that. I was I was a little afraid of that It was going something about it because the cable was wet It was going faster and the guy told us that he was like normally it goes 45 miles per hour But wet you'll be hitting 60. He says something like that.

And as people would go, it would make a different noise, like going over the cable. It wasn't, it was like, vroom, vroom, vroom. And it's like, holy shit, it's getting so high pitched. It was like when a grinder or something is just about to explode. And so yeah, I was afraid to go on that one.

I think it was because earlier in the day, I had sort of reflexed stuck my hand into the inner workings of that gear and had almost torn all my fingers off. And I just, I pulled my hand out of the glove, then pulled the glove out of the wheels, then put the glove back on looked around and really nothing happened. The gloves all fucked up. Dude, the glove had chunks taken out of it. Like I,

I think I like hit a bump or like for some reason I reflexively stuck my hand up into, if you don't know like what a zipline is like into the jaws of death. Yeah. The only dangerous part of it really. The only dangerous part of ziplining. Yeah. Unless you, unless you don't hook on your hand would have been have been like, you remember that dude who reaches in the chain in U-571 and he gets his hand like cut in half in that submarine movie? I think it would be more like in Taxi Driver, the when he goes to take down the pedophiles and that one guy's like, oh no, and then he like takes a 44 magnum and blows off all these fingers. That was pretty sick.

What I liked about the movie Taxi Driver is he's like, you know, no more bad food, all healthy. But then he's still just the most obviously psychotic guy in the world. And he goes on a date with that one girl and she doesn't immediately be like, Oh, well goodbye. Like, no, she's just, she's intrigued. But he's not like, he's not like, Oh, well, goodbye. Like, no, she's just she's intrigued. But he's not like, he's not like an American psycho coiffed, like Patrick Bateman guy, like there's nothing to gain by associating with I cannot remember the name of that character's Travis Bickle, Travis Bickle. Like he's just a

fucking creep. Good movie, though. I like that. I saw it after Joker. And I understood like, oh, okay. They were, Kyle was right. They were doing a lot of homage. Dude, they ripped even the wardrobe and everything. It's like, why are you wearing fucking Robert De Niro's clothes, bro? Like, get your own drip.

Now I watched Taxi Driver just the other day. There's this scene where- Is it slow? I don't think so. The beginning is day. There's this scene where- Is it slow? I don't think so. The beginning is slow. There's a lot of him driving around and being a taxi driver and slowly being disgusted with the city. And you see it through his eyes, his perhaps racist eyes.

You see these black pimps looking down their nose at him. You see these like disgusting leeches. It's a real sodomites. Just lots of, and there's a 14 year, Jodie Foster is a 14 year old girl who's being pimped out. And he sees all this disgusting stuff and he says it to himself and he says it to others. Like this place, man, it needs to be washed clean.

Just all the trash flushed out. He's just so sick of it. But he's also clearly insane And losing his mind not taking his pills But he somehow he focuses all that craziness into like doing some good at the end. I like it There's the scene where Scorsese is in the movie And he's a passenger in the taxi and he's like park right here I tell you turn that meter off?

Did I tell you to turn the fucking meter off, turn it back on? Turn it back on. Makes him turn the meter back on. He's like, you see that apartment there? That apartment right there. You know who lives there? A ninja lives there.

A ninja lives there. But he's, doesn't mean ninja. He doesn't say ninja. Okay, thank you. A ninja lives there. You know who that woman is? It's my wife. My wife's in there with that ninja.

Yeah. Yeah. She's fucking a ninja. You ever see what a 44 magnum do to a woman's face? You ever see what a 44 magnum do to a woman's pussy? That's what I'd like to see, but it'd make a mess. Huh? Huh?

Yeah. Yeah. And De Niro's just like... That scene really makes De Niro seem level-headed. Yeah, suddenly you're like, This De Niro guy's comp clean and collected. You know, really, this Travis Bickle guy's just trying to get healthy. No more, no more bad food, no more pills, no more destroyers of my body. Every muscle must be tight. Yes! No more destroyers of my body. Every muscle must be tight. Yes.

He's, he's, he's like making a fist over the, uh, the gas burner on the stove and like, I can do it chin ups every day. A hundred chin ups, a hundred pushups. You gotta be tight. You gotta be ready. I was dying to ask Kyle this crowd chat witness my growth and not interrupting. What's DeNiro's best role? What do you think DeNiro's best role of all of them is?

Ooh, man, I like Taxi Driver. I think he shows a lot of vulnerability and he shows like this creepiness. He's not a slick, cool guy. He's a weirdo. He doesn't understand why Sibyl Shepherd is dumping him after he takes her to a pornographic theater. He's like, I like these movies.

I thought you'd like these movies. There are other movies I could take you to. It's like, this is a guy who doesn't grasp the situation. I thought that one, Taxi Driver might be his best. Some of his later stuff upsets me is because it's so trash. He's done a lot of garbage rolls. He was good in Heat. I liked him heat a lot. I liked him in um,

Cake here Oh, oh cake beer is a good call. That's where he showed some range, you know, he's doing that southern accent ain't he? Don't he have an accent in that i've never seen it. He does Yeah, i've seen like enough of it to know and i've seen the simpsons parody so I know Yeah, I've seen like enough of it to know and I've seen the Simpsons parody. So I know. Yeah, I know. I know. So he might be what happened. Yeah, all right.

But but the way that that movie builds, the way that like he's a threat and that threat kind of escalates, you know, like, well, he's just a man. And then they try to beat him with like half a dozen men. It doesn't work. You're like, oh, shit, he's kind of a Superman. And then he starts manipulating his target daughter in a sexual way. And you're like, oh, suddenly this got scary

on a different kind of level. I think their dog dies and they couldn't explain it, but they suspect him. And it's like- It was him. He- Yeah. Yeah.

Farbo, not connected, weird. Dude, that movie was really good, really scary. And if De Niro wasn't masterful in it, it wouldn't have been as good. He's big in it too. That's a good pick. I like how it came in here. I don't know if De Niro deserves any credit

for his physique changing over time, but you look at him in a taxi driver and I would guess he weighs 145, 150 pounds tops, maybe less and probably 140 pounds. And then he's not, I'm calling five, nine tops there too. Uh, but, but I would guess in Cape fear, he looks like 200 pounds. He looks thick and powerful and strong. Maybe it's the way it shot. Maybe they did some Frodo bag and sports perspective shit and made him look like a big tough guy. But I know he's scarier in in Cape Fear than he is in Taxi Driver.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are those are two good ones. And I I had Casino pop in my head. But I think that's more just because I like the movie Casino a lot. Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't think his I don't like. It's like wild. Really? You didn't. I think it's a good. I't think his, I don't like, it's like wild. Really? You didn't. I think it's a good move. I'll tell you why I don't like casino. Like, like, uh, when they beat them to death or they beat them unconscious and bury them alive in the corn

field. When I saw that the first time, it made me kind of nauseous. And so I'm, I'm much more hardened now than when I watched that as a child, but still, I still have that sort of like gross, I'm like, oh, he's like, he's still alive. He's still breathing. He's still breathing. Ping, ping, ping. They're aluminum bats, they're beating him to death where that adds something to it, I guess.

Like the noise of it's really rough. Taylor, you're hearing this, you can return fire in the WhatsApp chat. Next time there's non-puppy video sent. Oh yeah. It's just. People get buried alive. fire in the WhatsApp chat. Next time there's non puppy video, saying, Oh, yeah, people get buried alive. Yeah, I don't love De Niro as an actor, but but I like that movie a lot taxi driver. I guess that I watched it a month ago.

Something like that. Oh, by the way, Plex is back. We got our Plex rocking and rolling again. I talked to our associate who will go unnamed Mr. Mr. Smiles. I'll call him and he Said he had to move the server essentially not for you know, let me keep it on the down low They were after it had to move the server. So we're good again A lot of lot of new releases on there after him his new information. Is that part just for fun or yeah, of course It's for fun. I didn't know it was an upgrade

He's trafficking not for ah, not cocaine, we're good. No, what actually happened is I think somebody moved or he moved or something, just some basic moving, normal human being shit. But anyway, a bunch of good movies on there. I've been meaning to watch Nosferatu, I think I'm going to watch that later tonight. It's the vampire movie that's got very good reviews.

It's the remake of the OG vampire flick. I haven't seen anything. Oh, there's a new Nosferatu? Yes. The old one is the same name, right? Yes. That's the one, Colin watched it recently. Colin loves horror movies.

And every now and then he buzzes, like, what'd you watch? Cause he always, we have the same conversation every night. Hey dad, I watched it recently. Colin loves horror movies. And every now and then he busts it like, what'd you watch? Cause he always, we have the same conversation every night. Hey dad, I watched a movie. Oh, did you watch a movie? What movie did you watch? I watched Nosferatu. Nosferatu, what year did that come out? That came out in 1927.

1927, wow. I bet it was like one hour, 12 minutes long. Nope, one hour, 17 minutes. Every night we have this exact same conversation with just like the Phil and the Blacks chain. It was very sweet. And see if he's seen this one, he'll like it. It's called In a Violent Nature.

It's about a, it's new, it's like low budget. It's very gory, it's practical effects, no CGI blood. And basically the premise is what if Jason, what if there were a movie, excuse me, what if there was a Friday the 13th movie of Jason Voorhees, but it was all from his point of view. Like you didn't go, you didn't hang out with the counselors. You didn't care who was having sex or screwing. You were just with him the whole time. And so there, a lot of the times you're just watching him walk through the woods and like you hear the people in the distance and he's coming and you're like,

God, how do they not hear him? He's traipsing through the woods. He's so, but they're arguing about nonsense. And he's half full canteen splishing and splashing. I liked it. I liked it. It was pretty good. It was a new sort of spin on the old recipe

and I always dig something like that. That's cool. Yeah, I mentioned before, it turns out enjoying horror movies and autism, like super common. Peas and carrots. A big fan myself, I go together like peas and carrots.

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So that'll be on the way. So I don't know how you like organize your plex, but I always go to like the recently added. It already comes organized. There's like incest swapping categories at the top of the website. That's a different Kyle, tell me, is there a, is there a whole section of women getting like stuck in dryers? No, no, I was more like I was just adding dirty. What about under the bed? Is there a subsection for that they get

trapped under the bed? More like I was just adding dirty. What about under the bed? Is there a subsection for that they get trapped under the bed I never understand those Scenarios because I'm supposed to suspend my belief enough to believe that she's stuck Like she's clearly not stuck. She's clearly not stuck You know, she'd be freaking out if she was stuck in the dryer eyes my suspicions that guy's not really her stepbrother Yeah, they're probably not even close. I mean I got work Here's you see if I if I night pornography it would be a car crash and she'd be like pinned in there And a hot firefighter would show up, right?

It would be like the beginning of signs or they're like they can't move the car sir, but you can fuck her one more time If we if we move the car She's been holding her but her pussy's still very much in play. What you gotta understand, sir, is her pussy's never been tied up. And it is right now at this moment. We're at Volkswagen compressing it from, from the left side. There's a lot of blood inside her and that Buick compressing it from the right, sir.

Dude, I would hate your pornography. This sounds awful. No hot firefighter shows up. He's got the jaws, sir. Dude, I would hate your pornography. This sounds awful. No, hot firefighter shows up. He's got the jaws of life. And he's like... Oh, Taylor, hot firefighter. That's so funny. He goes, hot firefighter shows up and he's got the jaws of life concept. What do you want the ugly hot firefighter to show up and fuck the girl? Yes, I want to think that she would gladly swap him out for me.

Is it like two hot guys being like, Hmm, gross. Let's get this taken care of so we can fuck in the back of the fire. Oh, that, that we can do a lesbian porno where like, where, where the, it's, uh, it's lesbian firefighters. And like in the background, you just see smoke and like the city's burning down and they're just, they're just eating, they're just eating pussy. They're just eating pussy. That's a good idea. I like that.

No, I saw. Don't put that on our plaques. Well, it's too late. It's too late. I saw that there's more fires. There's more fires in Los Angeles. It's burning again. I don't know.

Oh, really? Yeah, there's more fires. A different part of it caught on fire that didn't burn the first time So that parts on fire now. I Gino those homes weren't a controlled burn to protect a better area of Los Angeles. There is no better area of Los They're controlled burning skid row You joke that You've seen that where the fucking homeless and canvas will catch on fire

You've probably seen they'll build like castles that apply wood and they're like smoking crack and passing out. Of course it's going to they're living in plastic. Yeah. It's going to go every now and then they'll bulldoze them and they'll crush one of those guys. It happened not long ago. They crushed him. Really? Yeah. It was, I mean, he was in there. I mean, he didn't read the, he didn't read the little leaflet they, I guess, taped to the front of his tent. He couldn't read, he was illiterate. They do that in Raleigh.

There's no skid row in Raleigh. In Raleigh, they don't set up in the city because that shit wouldn't last a day. They set up by the exit ramps on the edge of the city in the woods and then, I don't know, as soon as it gets to be like, you can see it from the road, which oftentimes is the winter when the leaves are gone, you peer all the way through and you see their tents,

like a hundred yards into the woods. People complain, I guess, and they come in there and it's all gone. Just like for a day or two, there'll be dumpsters, like on the side of the road where they're stealing all their stuff. And, and then the problem is just going, I don't know where they go. I don't know what happens. I don't know if I like it or hate it. This is like, we just need to reopen those asylums that Reagan so foolishly shut down, send all the homeless people there. Then we can, we can suss it out

there and be like, okay, you, you're a jackpot homeless. You're here because you just lost your job and things are going bad. You, you're gibbering in a corner. You're crazy. We can't, we can't have you trying to hand out opened gum to people leaving the blues game anymore because that's what the main reason for being homeless is probably mental issues. Drug issues might be too. And I'm going to guess it's just me guessing

a bit like medical debt is way up there. That could be I think mental illness and substance. The two giant ones skim around through that video. That's the homeless of fucking Atlanta. They'll get under the underpasses in their tents and shit. And there'll be so much garbage. There'll be these little, I don't know what you call it, like you'll get off of one, Atlanta has a lot of

intersecting major highways in the inner city and so there's lots of loopty loops and like spaghetti junctions to get you around. And when you go through one of those, like oh, all this is is a little loop-de-loop road, but the trees are still here, they'll be there. Like in the loop of the loop-a-de-loop, if that makes sense.

It's like, how do they even get in there? There's road at 360 degrees. So they have to like sneak across, but they're in there, like camped out. And it almost looks like they're just camp camping. They'll have, you know, a tent and like there's little fold-out chairs and they'll just camp camping. They'll have, you know, a tent and like, like there's little fold out chairs

and they'll have solo cups. And, but then they'll just be filled everywhere, you know? And it's just like, can't we get those people out of here? Can't we put them to work? Like here's in an ideal world. I want there to be mental facilities on farms. And these people can work on the farm or not,

or work, or work. And then they on the farm- I think you can just graze freely. No, I'm looking to replace all those illegals we're about to kick on out. I've heard about sporadic ice raids everywhere, Taylor. I hear some people saw, what's his name? Tom Hammond or Holland or whatever, who's that? I'm Homan. Some say

they saw Homan in New York City. I heard he's in Chicago. Homan is an Arab is behind enemy lines with the cartel. I was watching news about it. Oh my god. It's it vibes propaganda and there are probably elements of truth to it, but they're like, ice is sweeping into sanctuary cities and removing violent MS 13 members. And I'm like, is this true? But then the worst part of it is that as the blue teamer, the guy who's being detained is like, you fuck Trump. Thank you, Joe Biden. Thank you, Obama.

And I'm like, get off my team. He's like, you won't send me back to Haiti. And it's like, Yeah, you saw the same thing. Yeah, yeah. I saw that video online and I was like, like, Gerbils couldn't have like, made better propaganda where it's like,

I'll get you America and your little dog too. And your little cats and dogs too. Which I'm gonna barbecue up and I'm gonna eat them and you're gonna watch me. But he has that French accent and explicably that those cocksuckers have. You ever met a Haitian? No. They have French accents. I knew that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm very happy to see it.

Like they're hopefully actually going to follow through with the deporting illegals thing. They're doing it. Especially if they're targeting like the violent bad ones. Um, I've heard if they just remove them all, this is a, uh, a farmer. We look Midwest ish or something, you know, white guy, uh, maybe on the farm, just basing on looks. And he's like, we'll be out of food in two days if you remove every illegal from America. Sure. I'm like, no, no. I mean, farming is one of the most automated things ever.

Not all of it is not all of a huge percentage of it is. If you're talking about an every year at a higher percentage. But you but you know, Taylor, the small farmer is less automated than the gigantic factory farms. So you're all you're doing is squeezing mom and pop when you take away Julio and Jose. If they're hiring illegals, then they deserve to be squeezed. Are there any people on your grandparents farm who need to be looked at a little closer? No, no, they never hired a little. We have, we have, we hired them all the time. I remember there was this,

we hired one Mexican to come pick up dead chickens and he showed up in this car that you started with a screwdriver and he took the screwdriver out and put it in his pocket when he got out and I was like, bro, this is, dude. Other people have flat heads, dude. Not only that, but who's stealing a car that only starts with a flat head? Other people have flat heads dude. Not only that, but who's stealing a car that only starts with a flat head? Trust me, that wasn't its only malfunctioning part. It's gonna be like, all right, I'm in for stealing a car.

I'm in for grand theft auto and I'm gonna steal this fucking Prius that doesn't work. So he showed up in his car and he worked very hard all day and I thought it was cute that he counted the dead chickens in Spanish. It was like, what else would he count it in? But and he worked very hard all day. And I thought it was cute that he counted the dead chickens in Spanish. It was like, what else would he counted in? But he was doing it out loud. Who counts aloud? You know, that told me a little something about him.

But then the next week later, he couldn't make it. He was like, oh, you were sick. A different guy showed up though, in his place that we didn't know. It's like a different Mexican man showed up. He's like, hello. Julio, you know what can come know what's wrong with Julio? Are you see very sick?

Oh, damn. OK, well, thanks for telling us. I will work for Julio's place. I am very good. I am a hard worker. And it's like, all right, come on. And that would happen every time. That's not bad.

Oh, it's wonderful. Imagine if someone calls in sick, but instead of, they don't call in sick, they send their replacement who's been told what to do. It was wonderful. We would get, we gave those people a goat for Christmas. They slaughtered that bitch like it was a sacrifice. Dude, they put it on a spit and cooked it.

They wanted a goat. We didn't just randomly give them a goat. I've been to Springfield, Ohio. They're eating the goats. Dude, the Mexicans are eating the goats. Did you see that video of the one, there's this one lady in Ohio who was like eating a cat. And then like it came out.

They're like, hey, idiot, she was a citizen. It's like, I believe you, but there are people. Let's still look into the situation though. All right. Take a peek though. Let's hope this is a one lunatic. They're not part of a club. Let's dig a little deeper than IDing her.

All right. She was eating a cat. Well, look, I mean, you want to talk about mental illness. And there was that car accident or there was some kind of disaster a while back. I want to say Florida, but it always seems, seemingly is. But anyway, the person's limb, a person's limb was thrown out onto the road. They had been in a car accident or something and their arm flew off and a random passing by homeless man picked up the arm and

started eating it. Yeah, I hated that. And it's on video. It's not like I heard a guy who told me that, you know, he puts gerbils up his ass. I'm telling you, like, no, I watched this random, but he had to get the arm back. Like, give me that. That's such a rare occurrence because you need someone's arm to be ripped off freakishly

and you need a guy nearby who eats arms. What are the odds? What are the odds? That's... And I always, I know I've Whenever I think of it I like to remind people that person who was quote unquote unquote bath salts in Florida back in the day who ate that guy's face Off when he was alive

They tested his blood. He was clean. He's clean. He's sober as a as a creature and he ate that man's face right off He did do that No, his right off. He did do that. Gnawed his face off. They got a word for that. Zombie. Crazy. Oh, sorry. Come on, let's have some fun. Crazy, crazy.

There's plenty of crazies. I wish the zombies would come. I've been waiting my whole fucking life for the zombies, Taylor. You don't even know. It wouldn't be funny. It would stink. When I saw Dawn of the Dead by Zack Snyder

made Dawn of the Dead in like 2004, that remake. Oh, I love that movie. It's the one where they go to the mall and Ving Rhames is there and he's got the shotgun and everything. And I love that. They're on the roof shooting celebrities because it's there. I loved it. And I just, I've always wanted the zombie apocalypse to come.

I feel like I do well, you know, and if I don't, I feel like it'd still be a fun life. You know, maybe you get bit and that's it, but it's exciting. That's my least appealing apocalypse situation. The zombie apocalypse. I feel like there's no joy in a zombie apocalypse. There's no happiness. You're never going to have a good day again

for the rest of your life. There's always- Don't be Gabe Newell about this. We gotta think big. Remember when he was, maybe it was Gabe, or maybe it was a notch. He was like, Oh, I got $2 billion. And I just can't only what to do for fun. Let's let's think about how we can make the zombie apocalypse fun. What if we take over like, like, like the ice rink or something like that or a stadium somewhere like, like, we could take what's a good idea. Yeah, we could play. I mean, while we're not fighting zombies, it's going to smell less. It's going to be more sanitary. I

think teach me that you can teach me to skate. I could teach you to skate. That'd be weird. Dude, imagine how much fun you would have for years when they shooting on you until I find like, like years of shooting on you. And you're just like, dude, I'd get to be. And have Woody out there.

I'd be like, all right, they want Woody hitting practice. Kyle, this is going to teach you to suck it first. But everything goes. So what do you think some shoulders into? Throw some shoulders. Yeah, that would be wonderful. There's ways to make that fun. I like the idea of inheriting everything, essentially, right?

Like you inherit the earth and everything that's in it. I want to go to Fort Knox, check that out. You know, I want to see what's in there. I want to pilfer through the White House. I want to go through Melania's panties. I like the idea of those, like, Neverland tree house ish kind of kingdoms where like in the enterprise center where the blues play like whoever rules the enterprise center like is kind of has a throne up there in one of the boxes. You know where they like take things that in the

old world where entertainment venues or centers or police station whatever and that's kind of their fallout and that's their little HQ for their post-apocalyptic kingdom. Yeah, I bet there's lots of structures like that that I bet you wouldn't think of that would make a really good hideout. There's a gun store in Athens, Georgia. A mall? I don't remember what it's called. Something armory. But it's made to look like a castle. It's all granite and stuff. That's sick. And I know that all the doors are hardened because they have to be, and they have like the locks that you can't just pick.

They have very high security stuff or ATF shit. And then it's also a gun store with like cool shit in it. So like that's the best. There's gonna be a really competitive, oh, you know a dope place to rule an apocalyptic region in? It would be ruling from that Memphis Bass Pro. Oh, that pyramid. That would be sick. See, all right. So I like that. Can you show us a picture of the Memphis Bass Pro? Maybe inside and outside would be ideal. It puts Egypt on their ass. We

dominate. You keep that because I'm taking the Eiffel Tower. I'm going to be up in the head. I'm going to live in the head of the Eiffel Tower. The real one or the Vegas one. No, the real one on that island. Oh, you mean the Statue of Liberty? Yes. What did I say? Eiffel Tower. Oh, fuck. Statue of Liberty. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, damn, you got like a, you anticipating this happening on a vacation? You ever see Ghostbusters 2 where they're in the Statue of Liberty and I haven't seen Ghostbusters 1 and you know that. Liberty and I haven't seen Ghostbusters one and you know that. Fuck you!

You're a bad person. Well in Ghostbusters 2, they animate the Statue of Liberty and they power it with a Nintendo controller. They walk into Manhattan and do battle with it. It's pretty cool. Is there bass in it? Yeah. Yeah, it's Bass Pro Shop. Can you... Well, I mean, there's a bass pro near me and there's no lake. Yeah, there is. If you try and fish in there, there's a bass pro near me and there's no lake. Yeah, there is.

If you try and fish in there, they're going to toss you out of the bass pro. Dude, but there might not be a lake, but there's you've seen the tank there. There certainly no boats. Oh, by the way, Europeans, feast your eyes on this, because I know that there's nothing even approaching the level of badassery that you're looking at. This would somehow be a crime in Germany. They are no fun having the guys. Germans can't fathom what that place even Germany. They are you know, I'm having the Germans

Can't fathom what that place even is. They don't know what that is The Bass Pro shop. It's not really explained in the name either. I mean it kind of is but they don't know what's in there No, it's not just fishing stuff. It's guns. It's gun safes. It's bows and arrows. It's boats. It's a utility vehicles. Well, we have our adults and our children's section. That's something a German mind can't comprehend is a child's crossbow available for all at the Bass Pro Shop. Not even that, a child's AR-15. They make pink little, they make pink AR-15s for little girls. Not, not even that a child's AR 15. They make pink little, they make pink AR 15 for little girls. Just, just,

just so like the rest of the world knows like what the gun culture is about. Like, like they make pink AR 15s for little girls and it's not a meme. I mean, like an adapter. Like, like to give it, if you're a six year old girl who's a bit of a sissy, then yes. Yeah. I, I mean like like I've seen I there's this little girl. I saw on tik-tok. I Don't know what who her parents are but she's like double handing nine millimeter pistols and like shooting a full Ar-15 like like well, she's and she looks little dude. She's like a little girl It's it's what it's wild little that. That's that you show this picture Zach for me that picture is the size of a stamp

Like France, it's big for me, but the quality is bad. Maybe I made it bigger shame Find me if I mean actual child will they go that see that that kid's not impressive. That's that's an adult child Yeah, that kids at least child. That's an adult child. Yeah. That kid's at least 11. That kid's ready to marry. Yeah. Kyle wants to see like a five year old kid with a gun. Is she there with her bow? We all got our first gun. Kyle probably got his first gun the earliest four. All right.

I think I was six maybe. It was maybe either five or six. 37. How was your, you killed a deer or no? Maybe it was maybe either five or six. Thirty seven. I was something like that. You kill a deer or no. Yeah. Only one ever. Deer hunting was so much. I ruined hunting. Yeah, that's it.

I'm doing totally this like like this is bird hunting first because bird hunting is way more fun than deer hunting. I don't like the front site in front of her. Is that an EOTech maybe site? Yeah. I might my AR 15 is a similar type thing. And I wish it was gone. in front of her, is that an EOTech maybe? Site? Yeah. My AR-15 is a similar type thing and I wish it was gone.

Take it off? It's part, it has, it's not as simple as unscrewing it, like you need some to fill in the holes that it left behind in the barrel or something. I'd have to take a look at it, but you know, there's all sorts of cool stuff. I'd say if I were gonna put one optic on my AR-15, it'd be a multi-power scope.

It'd be like a nice scope. It's like a one by six or a one by nine or something like that with a quick throw so that you just have that thing on one power and a one power crosshair scope is I Don't know. I I that's what I would be best with That does it for you looking for verbiage Yeah, unless we're like running through a shoot house and then you want some kind of like

Rimless red dot type deal so you can just go fast fast fast That's fun, too If you've ever done it if you ever shot in like a a shoot house where you clear and go room to room shooting targets I've never done it but that kind of like home defense scenario was where my head was when I chose the scope for that I have like a bolt action for hitting something as accurately as I can and this was more of a I don't know look I mean we defend my house with assault rifles, but that was the fantasy when I. You do when you do, you know, like, and that's the site,

that site will be perfectly fine, because you're gonna be both eyes open, like screaming die, you know what I mean? They're in the room with you. Yeah, spraying in that direction. Yeah, you don't wanna get shot with an AR-15 when you're in the same room. I watched a great police video

showing off those new tasers today, the ones that have, I think they're called X-10s or something. I'm not exactly sure. They've got 10 or 11 shots, just like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, and it's another probe with a wire on it. And he's just pop, pop, brrr, sit down. Pop, pop, pop, pop, sit down.

He's like giving them more, it's great. I forget the parent company that owns Taser, but I had this idea to buy their stock like five years ago, 10 years ago, something like that. And the idea was that there were lots of companies competing to put body cams on every cop, but Taser had inroads because they already like had relationships with these policemen and they,

everyone carried a Taser on their hip already. They're gonna use the Taser. You think it's easy to put a body cam on a cop It's not the GoPro running all day. That's hard It's like the file management the part where they take it back at the end of the day and catalog it and store it for some Period of time like it's the IT behind the body cams It's the challenge and taser had that worked out and they had relationship

I was like this is gonna be a good investment and it would have been, I think it would have been. The stock was up. Now they're gonna replace every taser and every cop's hip with these revolving revolver tasers or something? No, it's like in the front of the taser are 10 probes seated in, it almost looks like a multi-launch missile launcher

from a video game. You can see the warhead sticking out the front and every time he pulls the trigger, he sends another probe because the way the X26 works, the standard one you've seen forever, one pull the trigger, two probes come out simultaneously and they can be fouled any number of ways. If you're too close or if you're too far,

if one of them doesn't detach just right, if his clothes are too thick where the top probe goes, because again, you've got this spread, the further you are away from the target, the further they're going to spread away. And it might be hard to avoid hitting his jacket while hitting his thigh, what you kind of wanna do. But having the new one, you can go thigh, ass, back,

stomach, stomach, stomach, What, you wanted the face? Okay, pop, pop, pop. And as long as he's got two going, he's got the guy hooked up. It's way better, way better. Yeah, now every cop has a body cam. I think every taser's due for replacement. And I get that it's not a revolver,

but it has functionality comparable to a revolver, right? Just in a different way. And everyone's gonna want it. So I think that company's making good moves. Yeah, I would definitely prefer like that new taser to the old one. I've always said those tasers are bullshit. I like it as a criminal, right?

Like the criminal mind in me wants my cop to have more than one non-lethal shot, right? When I commit crimes, if it hits my leather jacket, I don't want them pulling out the Glock is step two. No, no, no, no, no. Step two through six are also non-lethal. That's my preference. You know what we should do to violent criminals is give them reverse Chinese limb lengthening surgery, just shortening surgery. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you rob a car? Someone's fucking five seven now

Oh, did you assault someone now you got little t-rex arms think of how scary it would be it would be It would be even scarier than seeing those like missing pinky japanese guys I'd be like damn look at that guy's weird index of how long is oh, he must be a criminal Oh, hopefully he doesn't start, you know cotton hill running after me Oh, no, he wouldn't. I like to get a guest on the tar call stream. No one's free to slob, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he was talking about the is it a Scotland smile?

Help me with the term Glasgow Glasgow, Scott smile. And he's like, when you see that, that's a punishment for an untrustworthy person. It's like a scarlet letter in the criminal world. Yikes, man. Like they play for keeps. That sucks. It's pretty hard.

And that one dude from... Sons of Anarchy. It might not be the, yeah, Sons of Anarchy. I was gonna say Walking Dead, but yeah, he's got one. And whoever did his, like, if they were gonna do that to me, I'd be like, all right, even, like right, even. Like an even smile because his is like fucked up on this side and then it's longer on this side.

Clearly, it's a lot of job. Yeah, it's not real, though. No, it's real. It is real. It is from a knife attack. Oh, well, it could be from something gang related, right? Because what kind of knife attack is like you have someone tied to a chair and you like slash both sides of their mouth like that? Well, I don't think it's both.

I don't know. I think it's just Ireland. They're hardcore like that and very stabby. Big shout out to Ireland. They beat people with their Shalelies, which is such a silly name, scum of the earth, scum of the earth. You know, they weren't with us during World War Two. They had enough problems. Were they with the Germans?

No, they were like, hey, we're not exactly doing your shit. I think they just kind of stayed out of it. It's like, come on, you can oppose the Nazis. What do you want? We got fucking six guys after that potato shit. Forty years ago. Some Irish people were trying're trying to read notes. It wasn't that they drank all the taters.

It was that the British starved them, but it was like, I think it was, I think you starved because you drank all your taters. I think that's what happened. Absolutely not. They ate all their taters. They turned them into liquor and they ate them. No, there was like a homogeneous crop

that was susceptible to some sort of disease. Are you gonna tell me about the fucking potato blight? Because I don't want to hear that Irish propaganda. OK, we learned that you're 23 and me, although I guess now we have to wonder because it was also, you know, sometimes they hand out little flavor additions, like little spices will be like a little Congolese for you. A little Jewish over here to fill it out of business, maybe one of them did. I think I had ancestry.

I don't remember which one I do. Maybe it is 23 and me. But no, I'm like high percentage Irish and like England, English and a little a little German, Norwegian, maybe something like that. We're there. Yeah, a little bit of Neanderthal in there. I guess we all do. We say Neanderthal or Neanderthal. I always thought it was TH.

Either way you want. I think, yeah, maybe they both work. I hear like the people who give a fuck about that say Neanderthal. And so I've mimicked that, but I don't know. Maybe they're both fine. People have been disparaged with that kind of language since time and memoriam. You know, has there ever been a more bullied group? They're not even here. They were maped into extinction.

They were bullied out of it. You can still see flavors though, like that Thor Bjornsson, that guy. Dude, that's the coolest part of human history to me is when there were like five other higher hominids walking the earth with us. There were those hobbit people in Indonesia and the Neanderthals, but there were also like two or three other like lists. Homo erectus. There were some monkey. I know those are those are like stages on the on the old evolutionary tree.

I don't know if those walked alongside us or not, but there were like five different monkey men who walked the earth alongside like what we consider people. And it's like, what would that have been like, like to hear some monkey men talking in the woods about killing us and be like, do you speak monkey man? Fuck no. Nobody speaks monkey man. What are we going to do? Like if the hobbit people, like, like there were actual hobbits, like that's sick. That is sick. And then they like got close enough that they were kind of like people or at least like Homo sapiens and some explorer would be like, they had art, they wove clothing. These are the ugliest people I've ever seen. He's like, yeah,

there's something off about these guys. They have not good jewelry and not good cave paintings. My God, enough about the cave paintings. They're terrible. I've seen good cave paintings. I've seen bad cave paintings. My God, enough about the cave paintings. They're terrible. I've seen good cave paintings. I've seen bad cave paintings. Zach, pull up the French cave paintings. The French cavemen were the best of the best. Did they do any better than those like cow body, but it's just a circle sticks and then a circle heads more.

Oh, damn. Okay. I searched French cave painting and I was expecting it to look like the others but it's sick. France's faux cave art. Okay. Okay. This is better than any of the other shit I've seen. That's fair. Like look at this and you can imagine this is like a, a, a, a, a, an African plane, like full of life. And they're showing like what they saw, like you can imagine these animals running around together and like,

they're a little crude, but I mean this. Well, it wouldn't be the African planes. This was in a cave in France, right? Sure. Whatever. I mean, who knows? So they had, they had way more wildlife then I guess, a lot more animals. I'm describing as looking like a, like a Serengeti like place. Cause I don't know what France looked like.

I didn't know if you said like the French cave paintings, as in like these are from France, or if it was like some guy named Pierre discovered a cave in, I don't know. No, no, but specifically the ones in France, I've seen a few things on and just know they're beautiful. But you can't see the French cave paintings. I've seen a few things on and there's no they're beautiful You can't see the French cave paintings. I've been looking into this for a whole minute now so I'm kind of a subject matter expert and

France has closed off public access to its cave paintings. So they aren't you know diminished or ruined by you commoners I Think this is all a ruse by big cave painting wanting you to think they're better than they really are. I was about to like come down and be like, these fucking pussy, but then I remembered, I've seen at least a dozen videos of like, annoying retards spraying foam on like Stonehenge, or they're like, we're gonna ruin this awesome painting

from the year 1500, and it's like, fuck you. The environment. Yeah, I'm gonna go burn trash in my yard right now. Mm hmm. To save that bad. That's normal. That's normal. How do you burn this trash?

I get around local ordinance by burning it in my neighbor's yard. I'm in, I'm in the city city and I burn all my boxes that Amazon heap. I wait till the dead of night and I fill my, uh, my up with boxes sky high and do the cinders you see that shit in California dude you don't even know I started problems I was scared one night I started a fire at like three in the morning and the wind was crazy like 40 mile per hour winds or something. And these cinders, I was looking up at them and they just kept, they didn't go out. The air is full of them and they're landing on the neighbor's houses and in the neighbor's yards. Don't do this. And I'm like, I get my hose out and I'm like squirting it over into the other yards where, you know, dampening them. I love when you do these silly bits you would never do in real life because it's probably actionable.

You know, like nothing happens, nothing bad. And I definitely didn't like, there was no great trampoline tragedy of 2021. That's a rumor. That's not true. We still have it. The grass did it. The grass didn't catch fire and it wasn't too heavy for one person to move. This is all lies.

That's what they want to tell you. They're releasing this right after the trampoline. Like that angry black smoke when it burns. I mean, it makes the same with the rest of the angry black smoke. I guess it goes into nature's dumpster, which is up there. This up in the ether. Yeah. Someone comes to Woody's house, some cop and Woody's like, I swear to God, you just missed him. This MS-13 agent just sprinted off into the woods. I said he is here, baby. Yeah, I said here search that comb the woods. He's got to get ice in here, baby.

Yeah, get ice in here. Search the comb the woods. Find this on during the night. MS-13 members burning cardboard boxes. Oh, MS-13 is a terrorist organization now. So are two Venezuelan gangs that Fox News, somebody's been whispered in areas for months. They've been talking. They keep mentioning the same Venezuelan gang that nobody cares about because somebody doesn't like them, I guess. But all those gangs are now terrorist organizations.

So I wonder if that allows ICE to more effectively work with other agencies under perhaps the Patriot Act or something like that, some sort of counter-terror thing. Because if you could find like, this guy's in MS-13 and he's illegal and he's in a community. So everybody in the community is sort of hanging out

with this terrorist. And they're also illegal. Well, let's just scoop them all up. And maybe we could use like some funds or some personnel from an anti-terror group. Like, I don't know, like special forces even. Like I always love when they talk about, they asked, like, I don't know, like, like special forces even. Like I always love when they talk about, they asked Trump, like, would you consider sending a tier one operators behind, uh, across the border into

Mexico? And he's like, ha ha, stranger things have happened. And I'm like, oh, I love the Trump presidency. That's great. That's exactly what I want to be like that. Uh, it's going to be like that Spider-Man meme where the authorities sent by the U S now get to the heads of the cartel. And it's like a CIA guy there. Bill, Bill, take their mask off.

He's like, he's got a sombrero and a fake mustache on his name's Craig. I'm trying to look it up and make sure I'm right. But I think making them a terrorist organization lets the federal police, like FBI, get involved. Whereas if they were just local, it wouldn't be in their jurisdiction. I'm sure in many ways it takes, it allows us to take the gloves off. Yeah which I appreciate you know they got to be scared. I would be.

It sounded based on Kyle's description they're like a two-bit group of 18 people like being terrorists in Colorado and now the CIA is after them like yeah good luck. Well I'm talking about like the cartels at large and it's you know you know, multi-billion dollar organizations that are like well funded with their own private armies. If I'm like American Special Forces, I'm chomping at the bit, right? Like if you're that guy and you're like, oh man, Middle East is, I miss the Middle East. Have you seen that? Maybe you even linked me this, but there was a Special Forces guy who was talking about how much he and his boys would love to go deal with the cartels. He's like, dude, these guys are going

after people who rip them off on drugs. Do you know like me and six of my boys could go down there and put the fear of God into them in like two afternoons? They're like sitting on their palatial estate and then four of their guys' heads explode like, because we're sniping them. We call in an air attack on that. Like they, like against a real foe, like the U.S. like we can take, we can beat actual armies. I could put the fear of God into them. I would call in someone else to do it.

I talked to the most elite drone operator. I mean, that's what Trump's going to do. I can't see Trump getting his hands dirty, though I wish he would. I wish Trump was the kind of guy who was like, wanted to go down there. And they killed the whole cartel and they got the last guy and they got a bag over his head. And when they take it off, Trump's down there and tactical gear that doesn't fit looking like Steven Seagal.

Dude, he's on weight loss. He's got the yellow glasses on. He's losing weight, but he is not in cartel fighting shape. Like that's why it's going to be so funny. He shows us our tel fighting age. Yeah, he's not past cartel fighting age. Clint Eastwood could do it. He can't do neither of them could do it.

Oh, I wouldn't want to face down Clint Eastwood. Say that right now. Really? No Clint Eastwood. I can't believe you're still alive Thursday. Is he 100? Clint Eastwood 100 years can't believe he's still alive. Is he 100? Clint Eastwood 100 years old? Is he? I wouldn't. He's so old. I feel like I'd know if he was. I'll look him up. He and Jimmy Carter would have been in school at the same time. You're pretty close. He's 94.

He's still directing and acting and working. So good on him. He was always really physically fit, especially for someone from his generation. Him and Charles Bronson. I saw a picture of Charles Bronson the other day and that guy had to be on steroids or something. No, he's long dead. But I saw a picture of him from like the 70s and he looked like an athlete.

Like he looked like a professional athlete. He looks, so I think the standard for physiques in Hollywood has gone up a ton. And Bronson's one of the few of the old guys who could be okay now. Well, the thing about him, it seemed like that was his physique as a man, whereas a lot of guys now, that physique is a character.

All I have to go off of is the few crappy movies I've seen of him, and then there's a photo of him walking down the street with a pretty lady, and they've seen of his, him, and then there's a photo of him walking down the street with a pretty lady, and they're like sort of hand in hand, and his biceps are like, he looks like he just went and got a pump or something, and he's so big and ripped and veiny, and it's incredibly fit.

Whereas I think actors now usually peak for a role, they'll get fit, and it's probably because you can do that You can go from average Joe to superhero in a year especially if they if they tweak you a little bit more with some CGI or a suit you can go from a Shlubby guy like Chris Pratt was back in the What was the show arts and rec, you know, he's very schlubby and that very fat. There's a episode where he's shirtless and it's, oh dude, you're 35 pounds overweight, at least here.

Like you're fat. And he got into six pack mode, like ripped his fuck. I think. I wonder if that helped him. I don't, part of me, every time I see Chris Pratt, it's like, off the mark, not doing it. You know, you're fat, you don't have it.

He's way better than Parks and Rec. He's just not Guardians of the Galaxy 1. Yeah, I don't think he's gone back to that level of physique since. I think he's got something new coming out. I can't remember what it is, but yeah, I don't think he's going back to that physique sense. That's probably where he peaked. But even like somebody like Hugh Jackman, it's almost hard to put your finger on when he looked the best. I would say, to me, it was the one where he went to Japan, and he

fought the cyborg samurai. And they exposed his like World War II Hiroshima nuclear origins or backstory. He was crazy big in that one. I think Jack is old enough that he gets the pass, at least in my mind, probably most. It's like, I think he CGI'd up in the new movie, right? Like that was the deal. I think he's costume up. I think that he probably lost his arms in his belly though Like like was that him or who what was that? I don't remember this scene. I hated that movie so much I hated Deadpool with you so much that it made me hate dead in one pool I'm sorry Deadpool one and two I used to like them and now the whole series is garbage to me that I

I'm shocked people said Deadpool 3 was good and that Marvel was back. I not for me. I think it's a Sony movie. Maybe two. But but it's not for me. I don't know. I guess I guess the jokes had gotten a little bit tired. It was over two hours long. Like I could have stunt. I could have done with like a lot less of that. There were a few bits. I enjoyed I liked the ugly dog it had a lot of Loki time travel stuff in it that I thought was I am oh, yeah Yeah, that was silly to even have you seen the Blake Lively stuff Blake Lively being Ronald Ryan Reynolds wife No, what?

Really good drama. I think you would like it if you heard this story. So Blake Lively's wife, a very popular working actor, was in a movie and the dude's name is like Justin Baldani. If that's not it, it's very close. And Justin Baldani apparently, she claims he came onto her with like sexual harassment that was nonstop. And he, so he like got out in front of the story and said that she was terrible. He hired like a PR specialist to smear her name.

And she's like, all right, fuck this. This is what really happened. And she describes all this like sexual harassment that he put on her. Well, then he puts out a video that he thinks clears her name of her kind of hitting it back. And then she responds to that video and says, No, that's not what's happening in this video. You look at it. Every single frame in this video supports my story and I watched it and I can see Kind of sort of both sides like they're doing the scene where they're dancing together Justin baldana you need to know is not just her co-star. He's also the Director and he's like the owner of this film. He is her boss as they're not just appears in this thing and

boss as they're not just peers in this thing. And he's trying to kiss her and she's doing that move where she kind of like brings her neck back a little and hey man, we're just talking about Blake Lively drama. She's doing that move where she kind of like pulls her head back and stays just out of kissing range. And she's like, you know, I think they'd be more romantic. Like if we just talked and he's like continuing to make these advances on her. However, she's not saying

no and like she's kind of hitting it back because she's acting in a scene as a love interest and he's none of this stuff that he's doing is in the script like all the intimacy there's no intimacy coordinator on set there's no like any of that there's your problem yeah that's what i was going to say like like if there's going to be a problem like that, then you need to get that intimacy coordinator. If Blake lively is can I hit it back? Yeah. So there was, but this wasn't a day with an intimacy coordinator because there was no intimacy scheduled and he just started doing it on film. And like, that's her side of it. Why are these podcasts? Thank you for joining us.

Hey, yeah, sorry to join mid conversation, but thanks for having me guys. No, that was intended. Yeah. Yeah, that was intended. Perfect. So I saw you were going to be our guest and I wasn't that familiar with you guys. So I did some poke in some looking around saw you're adjacent to the Dick Masterson universe huge friend of our show love dick I've seen him on your show many times yeah he's great yeah and I saw something that intrigued me immediately is are you guys enemies of Opie from Opie and Anthony yeah we've one of the first guys who really stuck on my show who are

these podcasts was Opie because he left serious while he was fired from serious and he went to Westwood one and started the podcast and it was brutally bad. So we reviewed his podcast when he first started doing it and he debuted it number two in all of podcasting. It's like, well, Opie's back. It's gone for eight months. It's amazing. So we reviewed his podcast and it was so bad. We kind of jocktober it and a lot of people picked up on it. And like a month and a half later I was on Anthony Coo me a show and people were calling into Jim and Sam talking about it. So we've been on the Opie beat for many years now. That's awesome. I'm a huge fan of ONA, but as most fans of ONA,

really big on the Anthony and Jimmy and their classic bits and all the guests, never very big on the Opie part of it. Uh, his whole collapse after the end of that show was like sad to watch because I never had, uh, like any animosity towards Opie as a listener. It was just something where it was like, ah, man, couldn't you tell that Jimmy was angling for this with Ant? animosity towards Opie as a listener. It was just something where it was like, ah, man, couldn't you tell that Jimmy was angling for this with Ant and then like you took a caller at a time that really didn't vibe with what they were trying to

create. So it was never an anger I had, or even like a strong dislike. It was just frustration as a listener. Same here. And I remember there were times when I was a huge open Anthony fan. And I remember when Opie wasn't there and it was just Anthony and Jim. I was like, Oh, this is going to be a great day. You know, I would have those thoughts, but I wasn't like actively disliking Opie for any reason.

Sure. And this demise you're talking about is still going on today. Oh no. Yeah. He's, he started up a brand new YouTube channel called Opieleashed NYC. He walks around Manhattan with his phone out and just says awkward things to random people and puts that out as videos. It's brutally bad. I just had Anthony on my show this past week. We were going through some of the videos. It's hilarious. It's so cringe. Oh, this isn't great. 22 hours ago, streamed 248 viewers.

Yeah. Like there's never been a guy that should have faded away with the dignity of like, you can't like people rip on Opie all the time in the context of ONA, but you can't take away that like he was one of the main hosts on The To Me, the funniest radio show to ever exist and everything pales in comparison. It was, it was hysterical and he was of that. And he made fuck you money. And then he just insisted himself upon the audience further. And it was like, even as it was happening, I remember listening and like, I was falling asleep in like 2015. After like those tell all episodes were being released with Anthony and Jam and Sam

and Opie. And they were all kind of battling with their own uploads. And just thinking like, man, this is going to be sad because Anthony and Jimmy are going to succeed to some measure, another, especially Jim. And he's not, and it's going to like take any doubt he had about not being quote worthy of his success and just re solidify it in his mind. No, he's a narcissist. So he doubles down. He literally just went on his show recently. When I say show, Kyle, you familiar with Opie and Opie and Anthony at all? Of course, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So you know what we're talking about.

So Opie does a thing. He streams every morning and he's in his Manhattan apartment, overlooking the city, beautiful view, you know, $20 million apartment, whatever it is. And so he's showing that off and he gets up early before the sun's up and he streams to dozens of people. No, why? And he just said recently on his

stream that, you know, I should have walked away from Opie and Anthony. I just didn't have the balls to do it, but I should have done it. And he was talking about walking away in the year 2000. So he's going back and reinventing history and saying like, I would have been just as successful without Jim and Anthony and Remember he was the one who wanted to break up the show before the show got broken up He's like I could do this with other people and then what happened he brought in Vic Henley and charades small and Nobody cared he went to afternoons and then not only was he yeah a drag on the on the comedy and he could throw this wrench into it. But also he was responsible for some of the moments

that gave the show a bad name and just made everybody look bad. Like they did so much edgy stuff that you probably shouldn't actually go out and like torture a homeless man or what that was. Was that him or was that Ant? The cake stopping was Opie. Yeah. Good, good.

And that was, yeah, that was one of those things that like Ant and Jimmy were uncomfortable with Was that him or was that Anne? The cake stopper was Opie. Good, good. And that was one of those things that like, Anne and Jimmy were uncomfortable with because they couldn't come right out and say it during a broadcast, but they clearly wanted to be like, like Opie, like that was a genuine mean thing you did to a homeless guy. Have you noticed that all the people we're ripping on, like the retards that come into our studio come here of their own volition? Like we're making fun of other comics promoting gigs right now or internet videos Like you went out of your way to stomp on a homeless guy's cake. That's

That's right That video resurfaces every couple of years a subreddit picks up out of there something or Twitter and it just starts circulating again I was like, who's this asshole? Yeah That's the most repugnant thing I've ever seen. Why have I never heard of this piece of shit there? Actually, that's, that's Opie from ONA. Wow. Did he get cats? Oh, he's, oh, they got him. Oh, they got him. Well, I, I didn't listen to it nearly as much as Taylor did back in the day, but whenever I go back, I really liked the Patrice stuff and I,

I love Jim Norton. Jim Norton's my favorite part of that whole formula. I really just am blown away by how quick he'll be. I'm like, was that written? Did he know that that bit was coming? Cause he'll have these fucking one liners that are just, they seem pre-programmed. They're so quick. He's so, he's so witty. He was the fastest guy on the radio. And I'll, I'll never forget, cause that was a big Howard Stern guy like everyone else, but they started syndicating open Anthony. I'm in Rochester, New York. They started syndicating in the afternoon. So I would listen to it on the radio. And the first time I heard a guy tell someone to slip in a puddle of AIDS and die, I went, what am I listening to right now? This I've

never heard anything like this before. Like Jim Norton was a vicious on that show. Oh, and their fans were vicious, too. Like they would get calls in or like people in their chat room. I remember one specifically where this guy was like making fun of dead people and whatever, and he was like, Oh, remember, you know, I sent you guys this content for your bits. Shout out my website. And at the end, like Opie just unwittingly says he's like, and you can find username, his name is puddle of AIDS, and you can find him at his website, tedwilliamshead.com. Opie starts to move past, Ted Williams is a guy who died and wanted to be frozen cryogenically,

and then his head fell off. And like, just a beat Jimmy is like his website is Ted Williams head com what a despicable creep this guy is just I'm sorry let's just refer to Ted Williams as a guy whose head fell off okay 400 thank you baseball players of all time okay come on like a Gretzky OK, come on. It fell off. This would be like a Gretzky's like got frozen his dick fell off. You know, they did that to Napoleon. They froze him. They took his dick.

They took Napoleon's dick. They stole his dick away. It's big. It's big. It's big. And it exists today. I've heard the historical penises are oft in dispute because they're like, this is Rasputin's penis. And it's like, is are they not cold water on Napoleon? I gotta say the only way my dick is big.

It's my body. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine how bad your dick would look if they like rung it out? Forget about shrinkage. There's no blood in there. That's not good. Right, right. I hope that in the future they put mine in water, like on orbs, the little things, bombing fluid or something. Yeah. Like really blow it up.

Look at it. It's all segmented like a caterpillar. Did you link it? Zach said not big at all. Come on, Zach. That's a hog. What is that? That's not a said not big at all. Oh, come on, Zach, it's a hog. What is that? That's not a penis.

That's not a dick. That's all fucking- What are you talking about? That's not a dick. What is the double layer thing? What is the thumb underneath it? It's ribbed. That's a little ball.

No, that's not how- No, that's a little scrote. It's a little scrote left over. Dude, that's not how any body part rots in this. You wanted to trim that scrote? Dude. You're trying to tell me that corn cob is a penis? That's a how any body part rots. You wanted to trim that scrub? Dude, you're trying to tell me that corn cob is a penis. That's a 200 year old cock. I think it looks pretty damn good.

That looks like that rock we sent to Denmark. It looks half as good as that. I'm I challenge you. I'm like an eighth of the way there and it looks way better. To flex on you guys. Well, so your show, Who Are These Podcasts? Basically, you are listening to the giant world of retarded podcasts. And then are you doing like Mystery Science 3000 as you're listening? Or are you like doing prepared bits after you listen with you and your co-host? Yeah, so we actually took it from jocktober

I'm not shy to admit that as my favorite segment open Anthony It was very funny and Sam Roberts used to go in there and say hey guys So this next time we were to find out that the third mics this wacky guy He's got these crazy jokes and so I do the same kind of thing. I listen to a show, I pull clips, I kind of get some notes together and then I sit down with my co-hosts and we go through, play the clips and comment on them as we go. So it's not so much like just listening through all the way but I also have a pretty good understanding of the entire show. I do a lot of research so it's not just taking things out of context. That's very easy to do. Just be like, oh I want an idiot, No one laughed at his joke or whatever it is,

but really understanding like why the show sucks and what makes it suck. Okay. And who are the worst podcasts you've ever reviewed? They're probably no name. Well, the worst podcast is actually stuttering John's that I've gotten more listeners from people why did they hear us talk about Stuttering John than anything else. But we can come back to that. Some of the podcasts that I really enjoy doing are the weirdos who find their little group on the internet and then all of a sudden getting boldened to talk about it.

So we just did a show with Dave Landau this week about ABDL, you guys familiar with that? No. No. Adult baby diaper lovers. Oh, yeah, familiar with that? No. No. Adult baby diaper lovers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've made fun of this, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, these people are fascinating.

And in my experience, we've done some of their shows, different podcasts about that in the past, and it's usually like they wanna be like babies or toddlers and put on their diapies and have people take care of them or whatever. Baby made a boom boom. Yeah, right. They wanna like play this little cosplay thing.

But we found this guy, Mark, and he wears a diaper 24 7 for 10 and a half years. He wears it to work. He shits in it. He wakes up in the morning, he goes to work and shits in his diaper at work sometimes. Usually these diaper lovers just use it for number one. Because it's pretty gross. Where does he work? I can't like it. Diaper lovers. All right. lovers, just use it for number one. Cause it's pretty gross. Where does he work? Can we get like diaper lovers?

All right. Those are diaper likers. All right. Does he like, like work at Panera? Like he wouldn't, he wouldn't say, but there was a clue. He said, when I go in for my shift, so I'm guessing it's not like a salary position. Yeah. All right.

So we go down to about 65% of the job market. All right. Yeah. Okay. So his whole podcast is like, hey guys, been pooping a lot. How are you? Oh, yeah. He gives you advice on how to do it. He's like, I always want to have a month's worth of stock in case, you know, they run out of stuff and they can't ship it. So I got to make sure I have my diapers because what would I do if there's four days for my shipment gets here and I'm down to five diapers. I get a brand new underwear. I have to use my toilet. Could you imagine that be crazy. Can you imagine how much COVID threw that guy off? Get diapers to shit in. What does he do with them when he's done? Does he hold onto him or does he toss them? Is he like

part of the scat fetish? He talks about that. So before he got into wearing it every single day, he was experimenting and he's experimenting with cloth and experimenting with disposables. Now, thankfully cloth wasn't for him. I'd hate to be the laundromat down the street with this guy coming to me. Dry cleaner. Go get the dry cleaner. I'll figure it out. Oh, what a ghoul. Exactly, so yes, he does dispose of his diapers,

but he was talking about having to do that at work from time to time. Could you imagine walking into the bathroom and you're like, Mark, are you laying on the diaper table right now? Do you need a hand with that or something? Can you imagine he's giving a presentation? And he's like like and you'll feel

look at cute juice one three reports oh you can see that marks no Z squats in the corner of the conference room usually those guys have like a partner though who fills in the role of a parent who's going to change them and they're gonna and do this sort of like I'm a baby boo boo Goo Gaga and there's gonna be some other like child play shit Was this guy changing his own DiPies or did he have a partner? He is a lonely Lonely man with no friends. So he's changed. How much more pathetic is that if you think about it? Yeah

And that's what's so weird about the internet itself is that these people used to be ashamed of this behavior and not tell anyone And now they're finding each other and they're forming discord servers and they're coming together Conventions and shit. I thought of it because you mentioned stuttering John and I don't know anything about his podcast But I know I'm from back in the day when Howard would send him out into like the silliest of conventions I remember he went to the adult baby diaper place He specifically and that's how I know so much about it is from one of stuttering John's interviews like the silliest of conventions. I remember he went to the adult baby diaper place specifically and that's how I know so much about it. It's from one of Stuttering John's interviews.

And he went to like the people who want to fuck My Little Ponies, The Cloppers, the North American Man Boy Love Associate, NAMBLA. He went to the NAMBLA plays and it was always funny because the questions were well written. It was well produced, but the guys has a stutter He's the worst person corresponded imaginable. That was the joke though They want him to stutter and stammer and embarrass himself, but yeah, he's got some goals some of those bits were great

Yeah, has his stutter improved over time like he doesn't really stutter anymore. Okay. Yeah, in fact, there's a lot of you Think he was putting it on. Yeah. A lot of people think he was just putting it on to get the job because he was hired sight unseen. It came and went. It came and went as needed. I listened to enough of the show to be like, Oh yeah, he stutters because that was like five minutes of not stuttering and being like really with it. Didn't get a job on the night show to eventually use the

announcer of the tonight show. Yes. Yeah, there you go Is that your answer? If you ever saw private parts John has a cameo at the very end he comes in like during the credits And whoa is that stutter going all of a sudden you can tell he puts it on when he needs to Yeah, he's the Larry the cable the guy of stutters He's like Joe Biden Yeah, now all of a sudden I'm a stutterer, right? Nobody's like Joe Biden. OK, well, nobody.

Another show that we did recently. We did a show called zooier than thou. Have you guys just come on your radar at all? Zooier than that. I'm going to guess they're gross people who want to fuck animals. Correct. They are zoo-fines. They are zoo-fines.

And they shortened that to just zoos. We're just zoos. Can't do that. It's already taken by a thing. Dude, can you imagine your shame being so low? It's a place to keep animals. I see what you're saying. Yeah. To not only not be ashamed of wanting to fuck animals, but to be like, let's make a podcast about it is unbelievable. Hard, disagree, hard, disagree. Let me just say this. You can kill an animal. You can wear it skin. You can eat its flesh. You can taxidermy it, put it on your wall. But the moment, the moment I want that horse to eat my ass, suddenly I'm a criminal. All right. God damn it. All right. Mr. Ed, you're certainly a creep.

Kyle's making strong points. All right. He's chopping up the bit for some more of this peach. No. Do you know why it was shameful? That dude was fucking the apple pie in American pie. It wasn't because of some, it wasn't because he was violating the virtue of the pie. It's because it's impossible to get the temperature right. And because you're going to ruin a good pie and because you're a fucking weirdo for just not... Ruin a good pie. Make that pie so much better. Yeah. No. Again, Taylor, not being sex-fobby. That's the only way I can eat apple pie now. Fuck it. The only way I can get off. That's why we're such good friends. You busted it and Kyle eats it. Yeah. So these guys, Carl, they're how much detail are they

going into? With animal talking, they go into a lot of detail. In fact, they were giving some tips on a recent episode that I appreciate, you know, a lot of these landlords, when you're renting, you got an apartment, they want to charge you extra for a pet fee. Yeah, you're paying 50 bucks a month for your dog or something like that. So they said, well, there's a way that you can make them a service animal. You just gotta get a prescription.

You can go to these places and then they can't charge you extra if it's a service animal, which kind of makes sense because I used to be in a one bedroom apartment and my girlfriend moved in. I have to pay 50 bucks extra a month because my girlfriend moved in. It's still the same one bedroom apartment.

And so these guys are looking at it like- You have to change the floor though. Well, okay, good point. Did you read his prayer or is it service animal? No, no, no, but I actually date humans. it's still the same one better apartment and so these guys look at it like well okay good boy is a service animal no no no but i actually date humans so i was okay for me i'm not one of these people you're heading out you date adult humans but but they they literally said they're like what if you get a horse that's a service animal and you have a first floor apartment like you could have your horse living with you in that apartment as long as it's housebroken you can have a first floor apartment like you could have your horse living with you in that apartment It's like it's housebroken

You can housebreak a horse. Let me just say this right now I'm I can definitive definitive put one of those pads in front of the not housebreak a horse or any fucking Especially you're fucking in the ass. It's gonna have an accident. That's gonna be a problem Yeah, you're assuming that he's topping the fucking poor fucking horse. Were these dudes? It was dudes, right? Always dudes, yeah. You know, see, that's how you know.

Like, how could that be a successful show? If you had like three hot chicks who were just like all about dogs and horses and stuff, that would get some views. Is this like on iTunes? Like, who's listening to this? It's on iTunes. It's on YouTube. This is what's crazy. So you talk about is it a successful show? They're on season six right now. They would go in a long time. And the first 50 minutes of their show is them reading emails. Because these weirdos are finding the show and going, finally,

someone who gets me. Oh, and so they're writing an email. How do I tell my friends? How do I show their faces? No. And it's called the zoo. What's the specific name? What we are then though. What does it look like? Do they wear masks or do they? Oh, that'd be funny as shit if they had those furry masks.

They just use an image. So it's kind of audio only. What kind of image though? It's a cartoon of them as animals. It's a cartoon of them as animals. It's a cartoon of them as animals. Yeah, of course. I hate this show. But yeah, they get these people who are emailing and they use terms like coming out. So this was the most offensive thing that I heard them say. Coming out the kennel. They were talking about how, you know, there was a time when homosexuality

wasn't accepted and they didn't want gay marriage and all of these weirdos use that same argument there's like eventually people will come around that we like to fuck horses and dogs yeah that's it whoa that's what it looks like i bet those uh weird creatures that there are way fitter than the hosts there is no way these guys have stomach damage i wish you know if they were real real about this if there was just some sloppy pig over there with three neck beards and a dirty goat that looked too skinny but too fat at the same time I believe that unusually large rodent is look at that sexy rat with pilot's goggles on like it like he's an aviator rat.

Oh yeah. It's interesting you told that as sexy. I was gonna say, it's obviously a male rat that you just called sexy. Look at that, look at that. Kyle, you're fucking free. Clearly the pink one is the sexy one. Look at that smoke show.

Somehow they put some belly button hair on a furry animal. It's a rat. A happy trail, finally. A happy trail on a rat. What's that three coming out of that wolf girl's mouth? What does that even mean? I don't know. It's a third input wolf girl. Oh, I'm in for that.

I didn't I didn't understand that. All right, but I can't tell if that's a joke. Wow. You know, I don't understand because the oh I get it. The three on the right are the hosts. You can tell because of the anthropomorphized hands of humans. And then that one on the left, the dog with the paws is something they want to fuck.

Yes. On the left is the dog dog and the three on the right are anthropomorphized like, like they're, they're, they're idealized versions of like their animal kin versions. Yeah. There's something wrong with me because I think the three on the left are attractive and the one on the right is ugly. The one on the right looks like your, your dog. God rest his soul. Man, who they made this and they're like, perfect. Ship it out.

We got it. No, no, no. Wait, hang on like, perfect, ship it out. This is our logo, we got it. No, no, no, wait, hang on a minute, hang on a minute. Put a pink wig on mine. And they have like, tensors. Could I be like, twirling the hair? Also give me a, give me heterochromia while you're at it. I don't know, I get crazy, why not? Heterochromia, shouldn't it be zooier than now uncensored?

She would think so, yeah, that'll hold back thing is over their dicks. They can do that with that front tail. Right? No, no, that's the rat's tail. You can tell that's tail. That's like a rat fleshy gross tail that it would be there. And so is this guy like also an aviator he enjoys flying around when he's not for our listeners in the Middle East. this is why Harry Byers failing.

I usually love free speech, but it's a question. It's making me question. Nothing will make you look at that constitution with a little contempt than 20 minutes on that podcast. I appreciate it. Not everyone should get to do what they want. I'm 100% going to do some deep diving on the zoo files. Yeah, you should check it out. Before Trump bans it and says that dogs can't be non-binary, you're gonna wanna see what they're up to over there.

That's one issue I've been saying. Making the dogs gay, and they're eating them. You people aren't gonna believe this. They're fucking dogs, my God. Everyone's talking about it. Yeah, I don't like this show one bit, but I'm also intrigued because the amount of confidence, man, I would kill for the amount of confidence

that a zoo file has who wants to brag about like, I imagine like it's a lot of the show, them doing like legal hedging where they're like, if I were to fuck a horse, or is it fully like, I'm banging dogs or whatever they say. Yeah. They, they justify their behavior. They think that they're being very ethical. They think that the animals are consenting to all of this. Like they love, they love it. I mean,

love animals. So they think they're doing right by these horses, mainly horses and dogs. Not a lot of cats. Thank God. Horses in particular. I think I agree with the consenting thing Horse exactly the cause or Like that they're they're down with it, right? If you're doing like a chicken or a snake or something then maybe you're doing it against their less inserting this whole snake Well my problem with a cat Getting the jaw I was doing it up it out, you know what I mean?

He can deal with it. I've seen snakes eat eggs. They can handle my junk. Taylor, you've never seen a lady put a whole snake inside her body? You know, if I have, it's because you sent it to me. Taylor, I saw this one shit one time. This lady had her whole butthole full of writhing eels. You sent that to me.

I remember it. Dude, that to me. I remember. That's my Christmas car. It was like a bunch of Japanese people and she's like laying there with her ass open like a volcano that's about to erupt. Dumping a homers five gallon bucket. Depot of eels.

There is now a bit on my live streams. I play Elden Ring on YouTube and we play gore or puppies. They're like, Woody, go through the chat. Go through the chat. What's the last thing Kyle sent Taylor? The chat just get like, I think it was gore. I think it was puppies. I think it was, it was puppies.

It was puppies. But, but anyway, it's now a bit Kyle's got like, uh, he's got me Stockholm syndrome with his texts He sends me because now every time he sends me a dog picture I'm like very active and being like heart react loved this picture adorable I'm I send so much positive reinforcement about the dog affirmation and then And then he'll be like, Hey, check out this video of ISIS be heading someone with a chainsaw and I don't respond to that one, but it doesn't stop it. He hasn't learned by now.

I don't know if that's true. I really don't feel like I've sent any gore. You actually have. And I'm playing it up. You've been good at that recently. You, there was a while you were sending a lot of that. So Kyle training is working then. I guess I have never think I ever said what

you're gonna say. I have never said, do you know, I've never said, you've been housebroken. I would never say what I think of as gore. I have sent some violent videos where maybe somebody gets hit by a car and drug down the street or a motorcycle explodes or a drone blows up a Russian or something. I'll definitely send that. Um, but I don't send like, you know, gore. Gore is gore, you know, it's in the insides of people and people, you know, suffering and such. I may have sent you that video where the guy's

on his bicycle and he just, and it looks like no big of a deal. He just kind of falls over like Biden did that time, just sort of a slow all the way to the left, fall over. Mac, but, but then a big truck just runs right over the top of his skull and his head explodes like a watermelon and a YouTube video. And it looks like it like scatters across the ground. Like you were playing dice with his brains and it, and there's a person walking

by and they see it happen. And so you get to see their like real world reaction to seeing a person's head. That's a PSA for wearing a bike helmet. I've seen that. Oh, big time. A bike helmet would have saved that person's life. I've seen people get their heads ran over

that were wearing helmets and they lived. Yeah, they're just retarded. Wait, that's a bike, a styrofoam bike helmet? A motorcycle helmet might save you. I'm thinking a motorcycle helmet. He was on a, I don't remember if it was a bicycle or a motorcycle he was on. don't remember if it was a bicycle or a motorcycle is on home how much is good so but but this person's head just a full-face motorcycle helmet will

protect the skull it won't even keep it attached but that thing will be pristine afterwards you know what the same the same exact thing is true of feet they will be fine yeah but they'll be over there mm-hmm yeah dude I dude, I want to I want to accidents a lot. I want to suit made out of whatever motorcycle boots are made out of. Why'd you stop at my fucking me, bro? Keep going. We will get back to Grievous Injuries and the very interesting podcasts that I want to ask Carl about, but we are going to hear from a brand new sponsor on this episode. Today's episode of PKA is sponsored by Acorns. Acorns is a financial wellness app that makes it easy to start saving and investing for your future. You don't need to be an expert. Acorns will

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So there you go. Check out Acorns and all our wonderful sponsors below. Carl, are there any more? Just horrible people you've come across. Because I'm having fun with this. You're muted. Oh, you're muted. Some of my favorite shows are the ones that are hosted by celebrities, because a lot of them have done very well in podcasting. But when they first started coming into podcasting, they just assumed they'd have a massive audience and they'd be good at it just because they're celebrities. And there's a certain talent, I just because they're celebrities and there's a certain talent

I think you guys would agree there's certain talent to running a show and being interesting on a show One of the worst people ever at podcasting is Sarah Silverman. I don't know if you've ever seen her show Sarah's one of these people who used to be very funny. Yeah, she used to be funny She had she had a good stand-up act She's been in things or TV show was decent, but you know, she's obviously gotten very woke and weird Her show is depressing now She's a comedian who goes on a show and all of her fans their parents are actively dying So every note she gets from fans she has to read about their their dad dying or their mom's sick and hospice and like

she's encouraged this so that her show is just a downer of a show it's it's wild that she does this but it's up on youtube and it's got viewers for some reason is she trying to make a bit out of it no it's serious it is dead serious well that's not what you want from a comedian. Like usually you want jokes. I don't understand because I've heard her on Howard Stern and stuff, but she can be very funny and interesting. She can be a good guest. You know what's funny is I was looking up Sarah Silverman on Google and it's like muscle memory took over. I was going to type in Sarah Silverman podcast. I just typed Sarah Silverman tits and then went to images.

type in Sarah Silverman podcast. I just type Sarah Silverman tits and then images. This is a better search. Big shout out to Sarah Silverman and your fucking show about people dying. That's, that's not very funny. I actually, has she had much mainstream success in the past decade? I don't see her in anything. I remember she was almost a mainstay of like comedy central and like the late 2010s. She would like float around to all those different programs, but I guess not anymore. Yeah, she had her own TV show.

She's been in movies more than cameos and things. She put out a comedy special maybe four or five years ago, but you know, she stopped dating Jimmy Kimmel. Nobody really cares anymore. So she just- I didn't know if she dated Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, she's depressing. I heard her talk about that and it was pretty interesting cause Jimmy Kimmel's married to someone else now and Sarah Silverman in that who does anyone know

this person's name? Anyway, his wife, um, uh, they were talking and I guess they get along fine. And she's like, this sucks. You got the good version of Jimmy Kimmel. the version of Jimmy Kimmel now is slim. He's you know, he's funny He's kind of like got his act together The one I got was the slovenly man show like not it like not into women or like it in the window It wasn't nice to women I guess, you know, and and apparently he's a much better version to women, but it wasn't nice to women, I guess, you know, and, and apparently he's a much better version. But also all of his friends are a listers now and every party at his house is Tom Cruise

coming over and shit like, right. Sarah's was like, well, he didn't know Tom Cruise when I was dating him. What the fuck? Yeah, you knew Adam Corolla. But she got the funnier version of him. It could be because I was a young teenager, but I remember seeing the man show with him and Corolla and being like, all right, this is, this isn young teenager, but I remember seeing the Man Show with him and Corolla and being like, all right, this isn't great,

but it's keeping my attention. I think that show holds up. I honestly, yeah, even the skits they did and stuff because him and Adam are both very funny comics and really good writers. I think if you go back and watch old Man Shows, even though we were younger than that and it was goofy and immature, I think it holds up.

I just thought women jumping on trampolines is worth it alone that I'll tell you my favorite bit of the time I'll tell you my favorite bit. I think I think maybe it was one. It was like a fake product It was like ah the brand new blah blah blah from Sears call this number to get here's the product And I think it was a way to get rid of dog shit And so they got like a big pile of dog shit right there on the table and he puts like a little firecracker And he's like this watch as I make the dog feces And he likes the lighter and he slowly slowly brings the flame closer and closer to the fuse and when he touches the fuse it Instantly explodes there is no fuse like burn down slow like

No, as soon as he touches it, it just goes boom and spray shit all over his face and I'm to me when I that was the funniest thing I love that bit and the girls on the trampolines. Of course. Yeah. Here's my favorite bit. They're convincing this girl and at the time I fully believed it now. Maybe the whole thing was fake. I don't know, but he's talking to this girl who seemed to be listening to an interview on the street

and they wanted her to show her boobs. And she's like, no, no, no, I'm not down for it. And he's like, no, no, no, just do it, just do it, just do it. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, just do it. And eventually he says, all right, flash them for like just a second, right? Up, down, real quick.

And that was what it took. So she does it. And it goes to the slowest slow mo ever. It's on the screen for like a minute. It's like, that's funny. There was another good bit they had where they're in an airport and they're dressed up as pilots. And they're actually like they're wasted. Yeah. You know, those like those human movers that they drive around and stuff. They're like got their legs out, like driving to their gate. That was fun. I like bits like that. I saw Eric Andre did one where it and it went viral because people don't recognize Eric Andre all

the time, I guess. But he's dressed as a cop who's been handcuffed to a pole and his pants are down and he's begging people to help him with his pants. Please, please, please at least pull my pants up. Does it, does anyone have a handcuff key? And it's in like a, there are a lot of black people around and they're all laughing at him and someone says don't touch him and it's like oh shit. They won't help him. They're just recording him and laughing at him. It's great. I like Eric Andre.'s he grows on me the more I watch I Some of the bits on that show who's this?

Hannibal Burris Hannibal Burris or he'll say something like Eric Andre will say something absurd and then Hannibal be like man That ain't even even a little bit cool. You can't be saying that Like being very deadpan very well, I like how they try to, they have this kind of vibe. He got Cosby, big shout out. That's a big tag. That's true. Yeah, he did. He did. It has this vibe that reminds me a little bit of between two ferns or whatever with Galifianakis, where sometimes they'll try to make the, uh, the guest uncomfortable. Cause like, there's only one chair. It's set up like a normal night, like a tonight show show.

And normally you maybe you got your sidekick or whatever. And then he slides down to the seat to the left and the guest sits down. And if there's a third guest, so on and so forth, there's only one fucking chair. So Hannibal Burris just stands there looming over you. And it's like, it's just a recurring bit that like makes me laugh every time and then just weird shit will happen fireworks will be

going off like like all sorts of nonsense I watch more and more of that show and I don't know I could I could maybe three episodes and I'm done but like the first two episodes I like I can I can well I can only take so much as far as talk shows it's a lot better than Jimmy Kimmel crying during the monologue which is what we're watching now on the mainstream do you see the LA fires where he came out and just started crying about it oh he cried again I thought yes okay he cries a lot then recently he came on and rather than like write jokes about what's going on he just came out and said a lot of people lost their homes and we all know people who lost their homes and lost everything and just started crying. It's

like, you know, some people go to the show to escape reality. Yes. Yeah. I had to get a laugh and before we go to bed, do you not understand? Like this is supposed to be a bit of levity for people who have all sorts of issues that believe it or not extend beyond a fire. Yeah, it's your pal on SNL. Chappelle did 18 minute monologue to open SNL and went over the fires and a little bit of Trump. And he was there was a part where he's like, it's way too soon to make fun of a tragedy like that. He's like, you would almost think that God hates those people then he goes now that can't be true because West Hollywood was untouched you can't burn what is already flaming he went went on a roll. It was very good.

And he had a couple of really good skits. He had a sketch where like their house is burning down in LA and he's like, Oh shit. Oh, I got to get the money out of the wall. And I got to get like, like, he's like a mysterious guy. His family is learning a lot about him and a very short amount of time because he's, he's, he's got secrets hidden in the walls and stuff. And it progresses and gets wilder and wilder. Get the kids out of the basement.

Probably something like that. Literally. There is a family. There's a white family. There's a white family in the wall that he's got. They speak French and they're very sooty when they come out and confused. He's like, get out of here. Get some cigarettes.

The French love that. Yeah, they do. They run on them. Yeah. There aren't really any comedy shows, at least new ones that are coming out now, that I think are excellent. Like, I always find myself going back to old ones. And the ones I do think of aren't like long standing or long format shows, rather. It's like silly adult swim style stuff like Smiling Friends, where it's like, all right,

this is novel. This is a throwback to the old adult swim style. I like this, the disjointed silliness and the borderline upsetting art style that adds to the flavor of it. But there aren't very many. Yeah. Detroiters is wild. Detroiters, there's like a couple of seasons of it. You can watch it almost out of order. Oh, it's got Tim Robinson in it. He's very zany, very zany show.

Very silly humor, but then some like, my favorite bit was when they painted, they got their faces painted on their truck or their company vehicle, and they made the white guy look so ugly, like hideous. Like they went out of their way, almost like a caricature of him he's like wow they really got the dark circles under my eyes well and but

then the black guy looks like you know I need to find a better picture of it this is so funny yeah the plot line runs something like this the white guy inherits his father's middling advertisement agency and white guy inherits his father's middling advertisement agency and he also inherits his father's like 75 year old secretary that his father was 80 year old maybe that his father was probably banging and she's trying to be like slutty 50s like Don Draper style secretary but she's 80. It's a fun show. It's good. Oh yeah, show that Zach. Show the fan. They made him look like Gollum. They made him look like smegled 200 years after he got to ring.

Like the black guy looks so... it's a handsome version of the black guy. Yeah, the black guy has a jawline now. He's not big and fat. I was thinking about Taylor's. the new shows aren't good. Yeah, they just don't- Some of the ones I have the highest hopes for, so I like Seinfeld a little, anyway. Frosted Sucked. F is for Family from Bill Burr,

one of my all-time favorites, fucking blue, watched every season. And I didn't see Tires from Shane Gillis, I just say that. That's pretty good. Was that bad, Was that good? It's pretty good. If you like Shane, then you can, it'll carry you through it. It was not bad. But if you're like me and you know Shane the most from the Matt and Shane secret podcast

and even way more than a standup even it falls short there because like Shane and Matt McCusker are fucking hysterical together on the Matt and Shane secret podcast and then you go to tires and it's like it's not bad i'm not going to rip it but it's not stop roast is great on that it's not his peak of humor oh the the fat stoppy out there yeah the fat uh like regional manager or whatever it is. Yeah. Did you see the bit with JJ watt? No. Oh yeah. That was funny. What do you should find it on YouTube? It's 60 seconds long. You'll crack up. It's it's uh JJ watt comes in and Shane Gillis is bullying him. Oh I think it's a way home. What are you doing here? JJ when we don't sell tissues.

That was great. You know what? I don't need this. And he just leaves because he was fucking placed in the NFL. Yeah, what do you if if you like Seinfeld, what do you think about curb in the most recent the final season of curb?

Oh, I'm not caught up on that. I would know what you got Kyle. So I love curb. I really enjoyed the longevity and I like that he's taking breaks over the time and there's that big break in the middle and he looks so old in the last season. Everyone's rough. I couldn't I didn't finish it if I didn't finish it because he's 78 and and he looks 88 and and he's too frail and and he looks it I

Couldn't get through it. I really finish it I really liked the way they tied it all together at the end because it's it harkens back to the Seinfeld finale They do a beautiful job of it. Okay, I mean I will then I didn't think they were gonna have like a crescendo where they really Wrap things up. Well, I thought maybe it just be Maybe you'll be disappointed. I enjoyed it. I thought they did just be like it maybe you'll be disappointed I enjoyed it I thought they did a nice job with that because I love the show I've seen most of it I went there's a bit where he's on a chairlift or snow lift whatever you call it ski lift yeah with with that Jewish girl

who's Orthodox or whatever she's like I can't be with a man after sunset you've got a jump because the right lift is stuck he's like, I can't be with a man after sunset. You've got to jump because the lift is stuck. And he's like, are you fucking crazy? And she jumps. Oh, that's just great. Yeah. Just decades of of awkward Seinfeld esque comedy. But the problem is, he doesn't have a good supporting cast

or at least a likable supporting cast by or a living supporting If you don't like larry and you don't like um, jb smooth. He's great I like jb smooth. He grew on me, but But it's not a I don't know. He needs like another guy. He's got uh, who's his age jeff garland. Yeah, jeff Yeah, yeah, like he needs like a guy there. Cause I feel like most episodes, everyone hates him and he has no one in his corner. Whereas with Seinfeld, they were all so awful that they related to each other and they're like,

yeah, what were those people thinking? We're all awful together, let's get out of here. Whereas like Larry's, it's almost like, what if George moved to LA and lived alone and had to like be an awful person by himself. What would happen? Well, his wife would divorce him and his friends would steal her and Like he'd lose half of his wealth and nobody want to work with him. That's probably what happened. So that's what happens I love what when Hurricane Katrina happened. He they move a black family

Refugee family into his mansion and they're called the blacks It's great. That might be my favorite season. Is that Vivica A. Fox? It's a famous black actress who plays the refugee black lady that moves into his house and he ends up divorcing his wife. She takes all of his shit, all that stuff. He just lives this invisible existence. I have to watch Curb in short bursts. Why is that? Because it's so unbelievably uncomfortable. Like there are uncomfortable situations all the time at Seinfeld and other sitcoms, but like it's aggressively uncomfortable in Curb where you'll be like, Larry, please stop talking. And he's just yelling something just untoward towards everyone around him. And then, you know, aloof to how uncomfortable it is. Just didn't. I like the show. It's a funny show.

But you really I think I've only seen the first three seasons. Yeah, see, that's what I would recommend. At the very least, you watch the season where they do the Seinfeld reunion. That was because they the premise that's presented to you in the show is that the fictional Larry David is going to do a Seinfeld reunion But what we the viewer get is a Seinfeld reunion and it's pretty good It's like it's as good as you would expect It's cool storylines like George had had come up with this incredible idea with an app

That would show you where any toilet in the city is. Yeah. And it was tons of money, but he lost all the money in the divorce or something like that. Or maybe it was an investment and like, oh, his money was with Rupert Murdoch or something like that. Like one of those one of those guys that embezzled all the money, like he lost all of his. And there were a couple of good storylines. I think I think maybe Elaine.

I don't know. I don't really remember, but that's good. And then it goes to show you cause you watched the last two seasons of Seinfeld when Larry left the show and it went, it went downhill. You could, you could tell the difference. And that was good. Those guys reuniting like Jerry and Larry together. You could tell like that season is phenomenal. I definitely recommend it. I had no idea that Larry left Seinfeld in the last two seasons. I just knew that every time I rewatched Seinfeld, which is at least every 18 months or so, cause it's one of my, I love Seinfeld. I usually Peter off around that time.

They, they just vital season of a curb. They reference it throughout the show all the time where people be like, Oh yeah, you were, um, you wrote for Seinfeld, right? And he's like, yeah, not the last few seasons. He like, we'll say that to everyone who asked him if he wrote for Seinfeld. It's very funny. There's never been a show that was casted better than Seinfeld with a worse leading actor. Yeah. He's Jerry. Jerry is like smiling in half the scenes while Elaine Kramer and, uh, George are just killing it, especially George. George is by far, well Kramer's hilarious, but as far as just actual acting and his neuroticisms, George is fucking perfect. He might be my funniest favorite character in a comedy show.

And in the Curb episode, Larry David gets jealous of Jason Alexander the actor because he thinks he's kidding on His ex-wife and the only reason he's doing this reunion is because he's gonna cast the ex-wife in it and bring and try to Get back together with her. That's the only reason he says yes to NBC It's no no no no no and then he sees maybe he can get Cheryl back So he does the whole bit just to get to her and all of a sudden Jason Alexander is going to go with her and read some lines they're hanging out together too much he's like you know what I'm thinking maybe I'll play George like everybody laughs and there's like no we're we're gonna run it with me as George well we're not gonna do we're gonna run it and they do it and everybody's it's really awkward and it's kind of good.

He's pretty good at George. He's pretty good at George. Well, George is based on him. I learned that from you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jason Alexander didn't feel it.

Figure that out for a year or two. But like eventually it's like my favorite bit. He's like, he's they're looking at one of the scripts and like, come on, this, this would never happen to anybody. If it did, no one would be so such a piece of shit to react in this way And larry david's like that happened to me and I reacted that way story that happened Yeah, I think you've got a like a perfect storm there, uh, because seinfeld is clearly a huge part of that formula

But larry david's neuroticism and like weird workiness is is gold. I'm sure you guys know but uh, speaking of that formula. But Larry David's neuroticism and like weird workiness is gold. I'm sure you guys know. But speaking of that, the one where George quits his job for the Yankees and then decides that was a dumb move and comes back on Monday and acts like he never quit was a real thing that happened with Larry on Saturday Night Live, where he quit his job. And then went, what the fuck am I doing? Why am I quitting my job? Showed up on Monday. They're just like, what are you doing here Larry you quit? He had a writing job on Saturday night live job no Immediately that in that episode the boss is like the hell is Costanza doing it

That's so funny and he's, I regretted it so much. Instantly, I was like, wait a minute. I had a cushy job where, I mean, they weren't using my bit. That's what he's mad about. They weren't using his bits on the show. But he's still getting paid to write comedy. It's just not getting used. So why would you quit when you got nowhere to go?

And he just in a fury quits and shits on everybody, just like Kastanza, and then is like, oh, no, and tries to come back in the next day. It's great. It's hilarious. No. I think actually eventually he does, right? Because that's the episode where the boss after he comes back in is like, I'll always be a winner, George, and you'll always be a loser. And so George comes up with a plan that he's going to roofie his ex boss at a bar during a get together.

And then his boss gets drunk before the roofieing and sees George there and is like, you know what, bygones be bygones. You can come back in. And then he drinks the roofie and they poison him. And then he died. He didn't die, did he? No, he could have died, but he, you know, because he got a black market roofie and George is like, this is what they do in movies. I've heard lots of stories about guys like drinking a girl's drink, like as a joke, like,

haha, this one's mine. And then getting so fucked up because someone was going to drug that girl. What a waste of a date rape drug. God damn it. Good. The only experience I think I've told this on the show, not even a cock block. So I'll be quick. The the one real life experience I'm almost positive was roof and all was a friend of mine thought he got drugs that were not roofies.

He thought it was something else. And we were at my other friend's UFC fight where he was fighting someone at like a bar basically with a big, it was regulated. It wasn't just some nonsense. And my buddy gave to my other buddy this stuff. He drank his drink with it in there. And he was like comatose within 25 minutes.

And I was so ignorant at the time cause I was like going around chatting and he was like comatose within 25 minutes. And I was so ignorant at the time because I was like going around chatting. I was like, holy cow, how did this guy who's not at all lightweight become comatose from like 40 minutes of drinking? He must have been going hard. And it wasn't until later he was like, oh yeah, like I saw my vision dimming and I felt the pass out. And I remember kind of you and my other friend carrying him out to the Uber. And then both of me and my friend who carried him out there having to tell the Uber like we promised he's not going to throw up. Like he'll probably be fine. He ended up not dying. So all as well as ends well. Yeah, that's good. I mean, they're dose for ladies. So chances are he'd be

okay. And I don't think that was really, could you put one on him? You think if you, if he'd wanted to in his state? He's not my type, but I could have overpowered him for sure. I could have overpowered him a hundred percent because he was out. Yeah. Well, baby oil, little Diddy style. Chappelle said, can you imagine if those fires that hit Diddy's head hit a Diddy's house where they got all that baby oil out of there? It would have been a mushroom cloud. One of the funniest bits that Chappelle did during his monologue, where he says,

all my friends are asking me if you must have been to these freak houses, been invited to these ditty parties. And you know, she was like, yeah, a bunch of my friends were there. He's like, and that's how I found out I'm ugly. Imagine all your friends are having orgies behind your back. That's fucked up. That would be disheartening Realized you're like the guy in the friend group that they're like, no, we're not gonna we're not gonna bring Taylor He's all you guys are all you guys are swingers because we just like we're watching we watch the game I don't know you guys. Oh, yeah Don't tell Taylor. Oh

Yeah, don't don't tell me that you guys are fucking each other behind closed doors After I've repeatedly asked if I can top Kyle again. I mean top Kyle. No, we drug you every time you're in the same state. Like there's been times you didn't even know about. He had no idea. I saw you a year and a half ago.

That's why my movements were so easy the next morning? I gotta tell you, Taylor, the butt dent is healing well. Good for you. Thank you. It's taken a lot of rejuvenation, a lot the butt dent is healing well. Good for you. Thank you. It's taken a lot of rejuvenation, a lot of work. That's right. That's right, keep the lube just a fistful of Crisco pressed into that lump.

Taylor fell off a bunk bed and had a semi-permanent dent in his butt for years. Wow. In my ass meat, the top of my right ass meat, more, as much lower back as it is top of ass. But it took like so many Bulgarian split squats to build that back to a normal ass. Who do you see for that?

A chiropractor? Like who would help you with that? What you do is you just, you just don't see anyone. You just make your own out in your own home gym over many years. Wow. My policy with doctors is unless something hurts, I don't go. For those of you in the rest of the world, that is why we have the most powerful military

in the world. Dude, if I start to get pain somewhere, I'm going to go to the doctor. Otherwise, let freedom ring. You better join the Navy. That's what you should have done. I mean, we all should have joined the Air Force and gotten those benefits. Yeah, join the Navy to fix my ass.

Are you retarded? I would have been plundered. I saw the lady that they fired from the Coast Guard. She wouldn't guard nothing, dude. Like she couldn't keep me away from the fucking... The DEI stuff is one of those things. I've heard people in my life, they're like, why is he wasting his time with the DEI stuff?

And I'm like, that's what everybody wanted. Like that's what a significant portion of voters voted for him for. That's the thing that gets the biggest cheers. When he said there's only two genders in his inauguration, that was the biggest cheer of the day. That was the biggest cheer of the whole day. I have a theory on that.

The idea that he's leaning into that so hard is because he knows that every liberal leaning media company, that's all they're going to talk about. They're going to keep bringing this up. And I think that that's such a winner for Republicans and for right wingers. They want them talking about it. It's similar to abortion. Like that's a winner for Democrats and left leaning people. So it's like the more that they're like restricting rights or however they phrase it. It's like, yeah, you're gonna lose votes. So

Trump's putting this out there like, yeah, there's only two genders. Sorry, that's the new law of the land. And it's going to get everyone fired up. But most middle American normal people are just like, yeah, there's two genders. Like, they're not invested in the discourse. are just like, yeah, there's two genders. I don't know. Like they're not invested in the discourse. They're like, yeah, yeah, you're right. Obviously, it's like the same way Republicans are visibly overjoyed any time trans kids comes up because it's like, hey, guys, we've got to lay up here.

There's not even a debate. Hey, you guys want to do this to kids? You're fucking ghouls and you're bad. And everyone goes, yeah, they're ghouls and you're bad. And everyone goes, Yeah, they're ghouls and they're bad. It's like, I haven't seen the left take the bait on the DEI stuff. Like I feel like they're at least in my little, you know, on the center of my own universe. We mostly are like, yeah, I, that was kind of racist. CNN is

defending it. Oh, I'm seeing a lot of left people being like, this is I have to turn it off. To me, it's all about Elon, which could be another distraction in my opinion. Oh, let's talk Elon. Oh my God. Who here thinks that that was a Nazi salute? It's kind of like asking, was that a schwasse? That was a schwasse.

Is that what he meant to draw? It can't be positive, I don't know what's in his head. But that was clearly what's in his head. But that was clearly what a Nazi salute is. It's like saying that is one. Dude, he's like an autistic retard who's the worst person in social situations I've ever seen. Like, I think it's ridiculous to think he went out there going like, I'm gonna do a

sig-hile. I have heard the racist line a hundred times now. I've seen him do the heart thing. I'm now. I've seen him do the heart thing. I'm a, I've seen him do the heart thing when he actually says my heart goes out to you. This was different thing. Dude, I have an autistic kid. I'm an internet diagnosed autistic myself.

And no one in my universe of autism throws up a Heil Hitler signs. That's not an autistic side effect. If he had Tourette's and said the wrong thing, that'd be different. But autistic people don't do Heil Hitler signs. You will have me on your side with this if he starts like ranting about Jews

and I'll be like, okay, all right. But what if he supports the Nazi party in Germany right now? Or reinstate the Nazis on the AFD party. What if he starts reinstating Nazis on Twitter? Like would that, like you have sort of a pattern of behavior that might make us worry about him? Well, no, that's framing. He restored much more free speech to Twitter.

And yeah, some shit has gotten in. Unless you disagree with him, right? If you disagree with him, he pulls off your verification and algorithmically suppresses it. He loved hatred and negative vibes on X when Biden was president, but now the algorithm is changing to more positive vibes under Trump. That's true. That's totally true. I don't think that's indicative of a Nazi swing.

I think it's more indicative of he was willing to let more. He was willing to let more stuff fly on Twitter. And then now that his preferred party is in charge, he's willing to shut down critique of things that are damaging to him. And ironically, the number one thing that he shuts down as far as speech, do you have a guess? It's gonna be the Nazi thing? It's anti-Semitism.

Yeah. So he shuts that down on Twitter faster than any other form of quote unquote bigotry. He beats the free speech drum, but he really likes the mic speech drum. Yeah, yeah, I'm more than he did that with the h1b thing. He was getting dominated by the right wing on the h1b. And then he started Yeah, both sides on well, he was getting it more

from the right and on the h1b thing because like that's just part of the anti immigration sentiment that those of us on the right have. But the idea that he's like a Nazi, I don't buy it at all. I don't think his behavior indicates that. I think that he went on a trip to Israel to pray at the Wailing Wall with Ben Shapiro. That's one aspect of Nazism. No, like not disliking Jews. We take the tweet down, please. It's blinding me. Yeah, it's too bright. I can't take it anymore. Like not disliking Jews. We take the the tweet down, please. It's blinding me. Yes

Take it anymore the point of that tweet though is that he's obviously leaning into it. He knows He's making fun of it Look, I I watched it live and I I wrote the very second he did it I was like, I'm not saying that Elon does a Nazi salute But everybody else is going to say that because that is exactly what it looks like he just did. I'm not going to get inside his head. I will say this about Nazis in general. I think that Nazi principles are like territorial expansion, nationalism, racial purity, and the Jew thing. That's what you look. The Jew thing is not a defining principle of Nazism.

I think that I think of when I think Nazi is the I don't think it's what most Nazis think of though. What do they hate gypsies and black people? They do have hatred in their heart for the shoes. I know plenty of people who hate gypsies and black people and they're not not plenty of people. They they do have hatred in the heart for the Sipsies and black people and they're not not you know plenty of people Dislike most people like most people are I just like most people would not be based on their race or ethnicity Oh, yeah, like I know lots of hate is if they're like Blackhawks fans Oh, yeah, like I know lots of hate is if they're like Blackhawks fans

Don't even break Philly fan Philly fan is the scum of the earth and I hate to say they're heroes protecting their team You're about to win the Super Bowl. Congratulations. Go bills I can see it. I can see it Play bills Kansas City bills are playing Taylor Swift this weekend coming up. It's gonna be a big game. Let's go Kansas City. Watch this. Let's go KC. You're rooting for Taylor Swift and

Kaitlyn Clark over my Buffalo Bills out there. I'm from St. Louis. So that's our team. We lost the Rams. So now. It's my team too. I also I wanted to get the three Pete. I like Kelsey.

I like I don't have anything against Taylor Swift. She's pretty fucking hot if you ask me. I know P I like Kelsey. I like, I, I don't have anything against Taylor Swift. She's pretty hot. If you ask me, I know. And, and I like, I like the quarterback. He seems like a, like a nerdy quirky guy that I would probably get along with where, I didn't like that. I did not. You see how hard they were hitting him. Okay. He's good. Please. I watched the game. I watched the game. Okay. He was that man.

Watch the game. I watched the game. Okay. He was flopping. He was well, it's well documented to the ground. It's well documented. This is the thing because I'm also, I don't really give a fuck about the NFL. I'm an NHL fan. And so I have a huge version. I guess it wasn't much of a hit. Was it huge a version to flopping? And you know what happened is he was running off sides and then some player from whatever team we beat bumped into him and he like acted like he was shot and threw himself to the ground dramatically and I saw that and I'm like oh damn this is our guy fuck I think I'll defend him the officials gave him the 15 yards which is another conspiracy they needed that 15 right at

that moment it was it was a key moment in the game. That's neither here nor there though. Okay. Three Pete time, baby. All right. And low bills. I'm hoping that the NFL is smarter than the college football playoffs and they want to make some money in their championship game. So I, I bet the ratings on Ohio state, Notre Dame were trash. I bet as soon as I've, I bet nobody watched the second half. I bet nobody watched the second half of that fucking game. Once they saw Ohio was up two scores or whatever it was

and fuck no we're Notre Dame. That was juicy to see. But so you think it's gonna be the Chiefs and the Eagles? Chiefs and Eagles almost certainly. And I think that the Eagles win by like nine. Like like I think that they're gonna fuck y'all up. Like I've been watching the Eagles. I've seen six Eagles games this year I don't claim to be a fan. I'm just like like I'm Yeah, that's what I guess that's what I'm saying and

Jesus, they're so good. They're so good that hurts guy. They're QB I hope he's hurt I hope hurts his hurt because he got his I watched him get his leg Yeah in the last game and I couldn't tell this is near his ankle But one of them twisted like the wrong way and I know if it was me I'd be done I'd be getting surgery today. I thought the report said he was fine because he came back from injury and they're like he came back and he didn't get any worse in this game. He came back and then he didn't do no he came back and he was like diminished and he couldn't move very well he's he went out to his left one time but I didn't see him be very mobile at all after that knee twist and he grimaced hard

Okay, that's what the team said and the team might be incentivized and not tell the truth. I don't know Yeah, I don't know. I just saw him twist his ankle his knee or whatever. They look bad Oh, you were right by the way, our ratings down 12% I looked it up. Fuck. Yeah Yeah, it's a bad matchup that was, that was also not just a bad matchup. It happened on Inauguration Day. There was other shit going on. Like it was just really kind of drowned out by a lot of other content. I didn't know that I thought I was going to be wrong because to me, Notre Dame is a team with a national fail.

But fan base. Yeah. Whereas like if if my team, NC State was in there, the only rally would care. So I was like Notre Dame's in there. That's going to get ratings. That seems wrong, but it wasn't. If the Chiefs can't win it this year, I'm obviously all in on Fly Eagles Fly. Cause I want to see.

That's where I am too on the inverse of that, right? Like I'll pull for your team. Yeah. Kyle's the opposite of Woody and I, when it comes to sports. If my team can't win, I want my friends teams to win. If Kyle's team can't win, he wants his friends team to do worse than ever imaginable. I'm a very spiteful sports fan. I can't I take I can't. You used to root against the Blues for years knowing nothing about hockey. Blackhawks forever baby. You bought like the $70 hoodie for the Chicago Blackhawks.

$170. That thing is so fucking nice. I still got it. I remember I was asking you, I'm like, who's your favorite player? And you're like, Kane. Can't get enough of this Patrick Kane guy. Patrick Kane from Buffalo. And Buffalo, they would be my third pick because I don't think they've ever won one, right? And so I always, I like the teams that have never won. They lost four in a row. And yeah, I was really hoping for Buffalo, Detroit

because neither teams won a Super Bowl. And Detroit's never been to a Super Bowl. So that was so- The Lions had a rough, did you watch the Lions game? They had a rough go of it. They were so good all year. They were the best team in football. And then that was such a letdown those turnovers were Humiliating sometimes those years though. They they make you better, you know

Teams don't often come out of nowhere and go all the way to a Super Bowl victory. They have a good run beforehand Last year so that the lives were already a great team They they were leading by 21 points going into the second half of the NFC Championship game last year. So the LeWides were already a great team. They were leading by 21 points going into the second half of the NFC Championship game. They should have been in the Super Bowl last year. Nobody knows that. Fair enough. Nobody knows that.

Good point, Woody. Also, Kyle, you're a Buffalo fan. Yeah. And so I know you've been saddled with the Sabres, I assume. Taylor, the last time the Sabres were in the playoffs, I was there. It was 13 years ago, 2012. Oh, 12. Last time they were in the playoffs. I've saved so much money.

I'm not having to buy tickets to playoff games. Thank goodness. This team sucks so bad. They're the worst team in hockey for the last 13. It's so, so sad. Yeah. Yeah. Dominic Hasek, he was one of my, I was a goalie growing up playing ice hockey. And so I remember looking up to Ed Belfort, all of them. But something that I thought, Patrick Wa, I loved Patrick Wa. But the thing I felt bad for, for Buffalo fans is when the Blues won their first Stanley Cup in 2019, they acquired Ryan O'Reilly, the former captain of the Buffalo Sabres. And he, in his first year away from Buffalo won the cup. And I saw these like just broken Sabres fans, not even doing that thing where

they're like, should have kept him around so we could win. They were just saying in the forums, like, yeah, you know, I'm just happy. One of us gets to smell it, you know? Like someone adjacent to us got to touch the cops. And then Jack Eichel leaves the team, goes to Vegas, then he wins the Stanley Cup. So it's like all these, all the guys who were good on Buffalo, as soon as they leave,

they win the Stanley Cup, but we can't even make the playoffs. Yeah, it's just frustrating to be like, God damn it, we're a farm system, effective. Yeah, exactly. I love to see Buffalo do better. I know it might be before you. Hextall, did he get

any of your like attention out? Ron Hextall, I had a VHS that I watched all the time on NHL goalies and Hextall was a part of it but he was before my time but it also had other guys who were before my time like Mike Richter, John Van Beesbroek. Chris Osgood was during my time, same time as Ed Belfour. Who else did I like? I liked Roman Turek because he wasn't good, but he played for the blues. Kujo, I love Curtis Joseph. Hextol loved to fight.

That was why I enjoyed him. Dude, there would be fights that had nothing to do with him. And he would skate all the way across the ice to beat up the other team's goalie. Or he'd skate to the middle and invite the other team. The other team is like, dude, we're goalies. What? Why are you fighting? And he's, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yes, and they gave him a Cadillac and then he scored a goal the next game. It's crazy. He's like, I gotta make a fleet here. I think he had three goals that season or something wild like that.

It's because Hextall was unbelievable at puck handling. Like that's what his forte was. He was really, really good at that outlet. Goal-tending not so much, but he could fight and he could shoot the puck. He like, I remember watching Hextall footage as like a 14 year old, like starting to play more serious hockey on teams that traveled around and being like, Oh man, this guy, this guy really doesn't square up to the puck, does he?

He's just a vibes goalie. And then like shit would go down and someone pokes checks, poke checks him aggressively and he would just get in a full on brawl, like gloves down, ready to fight. He, I think he's actually a big part of the greater Philly sports culture. Like he, I think he pushed them towards that a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they were that way before Hexdoll too, like the Broad Street bullies, they're pre Hexdoll. Yeah. But that doesn't exist anymore. No, it's damn shame. I would love the Philly sports base

more if they brought back kind of the Broad Street bullies kind of because like, as we all know, if you know NHL history, what finally shut down the Broad Street bullies, Kyle? Not the Russians. It was St. Louis fielding the biggest team of goons in NHL history and being like, we're not even here under the pretense of hockey. We're here to fight. Oh, the St. Louis starting five combined total of two goals, three assists in their 850 game career.

Their GM just loved the movie Slapshot. Basically, yeah. And that's so sad. I wish fighting was more of a thing in the NHL again. Like it's down to the point that every team has one quasi enforcer and now they can't, like they can't spare the slot on the team for a pure enforcer anymore. They, he has to be able to at least to be a serviceable fourth liner, which

means he's going to be worse than overall fighting. Ryan Reeves is the last one. I just don't know why they can't enforce the rules without like someone getting beaten up. Cause I'll tell you this in the NFL, if you step out of line and have some flagrant foul, Oh, you just lost the game like that's it like I watched a game get lost recently because somebody's like over Over went over overboard in hockey. It's a hit on my homes that cost them the game It's a pressure release in hockey

It's much safer to allow two guys to duke it out over a giant hit safer to allow two guys to duke it out over a dirty hit than it is to allow a run. Like if you run someone aggressively in the NHL, you're going 28 miles an hour and hitting someone four feet from the board, you could kill them. You could break their neck. And so it's safer to be like, all right, these two goons are going to go out and both line up on the left wing dot and they're going to start fighting immediately. And then that will be a pressure release for the tension, because if that doesn't happen, they're going to send out some other goon

and just tell him number 52 kill him. And he's going to wait until that guy's battling in the corner. And he's going to be willing to take a 10 minute misconduct boarding call to put him through the fucking glass. You know, if you hit one of our guys and you like flagrant, whatever personal foul, you take him out of the game, then art, one of our guys gets to come out designated shooter and he gets to shoot on a free net and you've taken one of those like things that makes it like a card slide for a prize and that at

halftime he gets to shoot on one of those for a fucking goal. Does he get up to it or does he have to do it from like mid I don't know what you call it, the quarter ice. Okay. I'm I don't know what you call it the quarter ice Okay. Well the problem the problem I work third ice. That's right The problem with this is that there's 82 games in hockey and you're down six to nothing You don't care about getting a free shot on goal. Yeah, I think they scored that much I thought they had a lot of like like three two Oh, yeah, dude when hex stall was doing a lot of his shit where he's like, hey other goalie

Fight me to the death in the center of the of the rink the other goalie would be like we're up eight to two Fight Ron's here. Are you scared? Yes. Yes. I'm afraid of you Ron And now he's now he's like the GM of is he the GM of Philly or is he the GM of some other team? But it is funny. I'll see like interviews with him now where he's like, well, we just really need to do this and that and really structure the team differently.

And it's like, don't pretend you're not the guy who like had teeth stuck in his knuckles in 1976. Big shout out Ron Hextal. Awesome guy. Probably. Yeah. Big shout out Ron Hextal, awesome guy, probably. Yeah, the head of NHL, the head of NHL player safety is a former enforcer who are like single-handedly can cuss people out of the league.

It's a ridiculous system. I don't like that either. I do like, as I've been watching more of the NFL, they go helmet to helmet. That's a serious foul. You're in a lot of trouble now, I've noticed that. I can't remember what game I was watching or who it was, but I saw a guy, his head got sandwiched between his teammate and the guy tackling him.

So his head went like, bluh, bluh, bluh. Like did like a back and forth wiggle impact and he was out fucking cold. I was like, is that guy dead? Like is he ever gonna be the same again when he gets up? It was such a hard hit they make helmets that are like goofy looking But more protective in the NFL and almost nobody what wears them it reminds me. Oh, yeah Rap ones. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen them in practice. No There's a safety on the bills who wears this guy rap, but what's crazy is two of the quarterback for the Dolphins. I'm sure you guys have seen he's gotten concussed

so many times and it's scary when he goes down. Yeah, he'll kill get like those weird fingers and he's like, he's like he's casting spells. He's been right. Eric Lindros. Yes, it's like Eric Lindros style hits. He's like his career is over and he always comes back and he won't wear one of those freaking protective helmets. Why not do that, dude? I didn't think about that. Yeah. What do you mean, like a special helmet?

Yeah, they have this wrap thing. It looks to me like a regular football helmet with, you know the pads on the inside of a good helmet, they're on the outside also. Yeah. Inside and outside. And then they put whatever logo over that. So it just looks like you're, you know, what's that alien from Flintstone?

It's called Guardian Cat. Oh yeah. Okay. What does Mahomes wear? Cause it seems like Mahomes helmet is sitting like four inches too high and really big, but that must be a... He gets protection from the officials. So that's propaganda. That's not even that's not even obvious and visibly true. Do you remember when the helmet exploded? Did you see that game? No. It was a it was a cold weather game and my home's helmet exploded like chunks of it flew off and shattered when he took a hit.

Wow. Years ago. Never heard that. I looked it up, Taylor. They my homes is I'm sorry. sorry, I was a pretty common helmet called between QBS called Vickers zero two and it has better concussion protection and neck support. Look at that absorbs hits really well compared to speed flexes. So if you were wondering about the QBS, the Vixers zero two and the speed flexes like I was now you know,

Dan, this is a brutal picture. All right, well, I don't think he's faking here. No. Well. That would be a 15 yard penalty right there. What a flop. I think he's a genuine pain in the, dude, that's brutal.

But yeah, we've seen the different clips of Tua Tagliavia or something like that, where he's laying like borderline dead. And then the commentators, I just don't watch enough NFL to know but they'll be like this is rough this might take him out for the next few plays it's like really I think it needs to go to the hospital he's like in danger of they probably has a brain bleed my god well yeah I there's a fight coming up. Drikis Du Plessis, the South African champion is going to fight our boy Sean Strickland, my

favorite fighter in the UFC. And Sean tweeted him. He's like, hey, I was thinking maybe you don't take me down and we do this all stand up and Du Plessis tweets back. There are no bargains between men and lions. Oh fuck, that's a sick line. I was like, oh no. That's not what Sean wanted to read at all. Imagine Sean be like, there are no bargains between men. What the fuck?

I don't. God damn, what? I don't want to make him mad. Sean Strickland, if you don't follow fighting at all, has a really defensive, like, Philly shell type style and a jab that he hits all night long. It's a really defensive style. He never really finishes a fight, unless he loses it.

But he wins fights. You can't call him a bad fighter. He is a former champion. It's just really defensive and he always leads into a fight being like, I'm gonna go to war. I will win or I will die. And then he plays a super defensive hide behind his jab style all night long.

And I find that distasteful. But it's, oh, there's just a little more, but it's hard to beat. Du Plessis on the other hand has this bombing, rushing, sprinting forward, like windmill style. And it's the only way to get through Strickland's very effective, fabulous car. It's very good.

And to me, like it looks like Strickland wins 80% of the time, but that 20 cent Duplessis dropping hecking bombs, he won the fight. He won the fight in the media scores, he won the fight on the judges card. It was close, but he did win the fight, most people agree, not everyone.

I look forward to it. I like both those guys a lot. And I enjoy watching him fight and Perry, because he reminds me of praying mantis when he fights. He's very, very snappy and like, he's so defensive he like doesn't care about your punches because he's gonna throw five for every one of yours and like five little punches he's just he's just moving he doesn't stop flicking and fucking with you he's almost like a high school bully just all in your shit and i dig it i like watching it i love that adesanyaesanya is on the downside now. He's got a fight coming up this weekend.

But I was trying to get out that Duplessis won and I want him to win again. I'm not at all confident he will win again. You know, even though he did, that fight was close and I think it's a coin flip the first time and the second. I hope you're right. I hope you're right. I hope my boy wins. I feel like he's got less He needs it more. I think do Plessy's better looking he's got his own country He's got like a a great fan base. He's charismatic. He's got a lot of sponsors I think he might be gay or at least he likes to pretend like he is which is whatever but uh, but but then like Strickland is He's so he's such a piece of shit I feel like he has a hard time making

Yeah, he needs to be champ get those pay-per-view points because I don't think he's got a lot of a lot of like Marciam is a heel it like in wrestling and sorry talked over you but like like, you know, you you don't need to be loved You just need attention. You need heat and I think Strickland brings that win or lose You just need attention you need heat and I think Strickland brings that win or lose You got making I would it's it's probably better and in the long run to be hated than to be loved in a combat sport Because man, I'll tune in to watch Mayweather take a whooping if I if he ever signed up for mixed martial arts And it was like It's $500 a ticket. We're only letting a thousand people in or whatever. I feel like I'd have to go.

Like if no one will ever see what happens here, it's a kumite. That's a kumite. I know what's coming for him in the mixed martial arts ring against any of our guys. Like even our cowboy, Cironi, like I know what's coming for him and I wanna see it. I'd love to see that moment when someone finally, you know, like, like I know what's coming for him and I want to see it. I'd love to see that moment when someone finally, you know, he's like that, uh, it's like that

scene in sin city where, uh, where Marv finally gets a hold of the fucker and puts the handcuffs on him. He's like, I got you now, you hoppy little fuck. And like, he can't get away anymore. That's little speedster has not laid hands on him and he's yours. I'd love to see that happen to Mayweather. I'd love to see him take an asshole thing because he's never really been hit. I watched a boxing person talk about him. He's like, he's been hit three times in his whole career and then they played the three hits. He's like, right here, he's like, Roberto Alva Jr. hit him right here in the third round of this fight in 1999 and it's like slow motion.'s like, ah, shit, it kind of hit him hard there. And then they go forward like 12 years and then 12 years later, another fella, he hit him. It's like,

what the fuck? This guy needs an ass whopper. I'd love to see. Maybe that's part of the reason why MMA took over though, because he's such a good boxer. They're so boring. Those fights, those are always the big marquee fights. Everyone's paying for the pay-per-view and going over people's houses to watch him and then you're just it's a letdown like what? What do I just watch? Limb lights are that's my frustration with him and it but with more talk on the lead-up right on the lead-up He's like I'm going to war. I'm crushing this guy That was like Tyson going with his family tree Jake Paul where he had all those videos where he's punching

He's you know, he's inspiring and he's like got all this shit then he gets in there He just doesn't do anything as he throw a punch like what was all that lead up what happened? Doesn't Strickland also do wrestling or am I thinking of someone else definitely not no someone else be someone else Yeah, unless you mean professional wrestling. I don't follow that No, no, I meant like I thought that he was like a really boring ass boxer and then also was like a boring grapple guy He would preferred if they remove grappling from MMA. Yeah, okay Patty the baddie had a cool thing the other day So I don't know if you saw it, but Patty the baddie had a fight in his gym with another guy

Do you know anything about this? I saw the very little. He justified it. Tell me the story. So my understanding of it, and I definitely don't know every little detail, was that him and another fighter, or maybe at least amateur fighter, because bad to the bad, he's a pro, he's probably ranked 10th now at lightweight maybe, he challenged him to a fight,

and I think they were wearing shin pads, I saw that. I think no head gearar and maybe MMA gloves probably a little bit heavier than Six ounces or something, but any who I thought that the rule was no tap out you know, they were gonna it had to end in a chokeout like unconscious and Patty whooped his ass and choked him out and he was tapping and everybody tried to separate him He was like no and just kept choking and kept choking and kept choking and choked him out.

I saw that. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. And Patty said afterward, like Kyle said, he thought the rule was that. Patty said the rule was that. Kyle didn't make that up. Patty says, we agreed to no tapping.

Patty said that he and the other guy agreed to no tapping. And that's why the end looked like that. But he tapped and Patty ignored the tap, which is kind of against culture, but I've never heard of anyone agree to no taps before. That's not a thing in MMA. So. Yeah, even one of the people watching was like,

don't tap, go to sleep. Cause my, so my like reading into what I've seen, like maybe that guy was talking, maybe that I was talking some shit about he wasn't going to tap that he would go to sleep You know before the fight if any maybe that happened or maybe he even threatened Patty's like don't even bother tapping You're going to sleep. Maybe something like that happened. So Patty was like we alright. There you go I don't know why he anybody thinks they could fuck with him. Like he's an amateur. Anyway, he's a he's a really good fighter I want to see him fight Chandler. I saw Chandler call him out. That's a brawl

I didn't realize they were the same weight class. They could fight 170 I don't know what Chandler brings to the table. When did he last fight? Did he have any lately? Yeah, he fought I Can't remember his opponent, but he fought recently and he did get in okay, just I have Brisbane I can't remember his opponent, but he fought recently and he did get in. Okay. Just I have Brisbane. Yar. It was Yar.

It was Yar year. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger.

Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. Yar, Yar, Yarger. He rocks. Nobody's heard of that guy. He's the coolest hockey player. He's the guy who was fucking some like 18 year old model. And then she, yeah. And then she was like, if you didn't have to give him a man, he's the coolest hockey players. He's the guy who was fucking some like 18 year old model.

And then she, and then she was like, if you did not give me money, I would tell everyone you are fucking me. And he was like, have fun. I don't care. And so then he's single, right? He's allowed to banger. So all that he would learn is that he bangs really hot chicks

and doesn't fall for ransom. He was done in the NHL after like he was aged out of it basically and so he bought a team in Czechoslovakia and like was the captain, which rules. But I wanted to ask Carl, so you review all these podcasts, have you reviewed our podcast and who did you make fun of the most? I've not done PKA, I probably should. You guys have been around forever. She probably get on my my radar and I assume I'll go after Woody the most

Gonna bully Woody he can take it Fruit I don't make fun of me awful. I'll just talk about his autistic kid the entire time I'll just talk about his autistic kid the entire time. I'm kidding. One of the things that we do on who these podcasts is there's a lot of people, especially in our stupid little corner of the Internet that take things real personally and they get real personal and they start going after family and shit like that. My rule is I just make fun of people for what they put out on the Internet or what their show is. We don't go deeper than that. It doesn't make sense to go after family members.

The world that I'm in, they it's called the dabble verse. And it's a long story, but it's basically centered around stuttering, John Melendez. And stuttering, John has threatened to call the cops on me, told me he did call the cops on me, has gone after my family, has posted photos of all my family members, made fun of my dad having cancer, like all these different things that he's done. And we were kind of changing, I think we need to change the name of what we're doing to the tattle verse because there's too many goddamn tattle tales. So we people calling the cops and getting lawyers involved. I got a cease and desist from John.

He threatened to sue me. Oh, that's pretty gay. Yeah, all of that's gay. I don't deal with any of that kind of stuff. Yeah, I like that rule. It should just be about what retardation you put out into the ether. There's no reason to be like, hey, this person,

their mom's dying. I always say, I'm never, I'm never peering into someone's bedroom and taking notes. You know, like that's too far. You did, you peered into the zoo file bedrooms, but that's because they put it on display. Correct. That's cause they told me about sending longing eyes to the horse. So I'm like, all right, well I'll make a note of that for sure, but I know, honestly, I think that if you put stuff out there on the internet, you should expect people to criticize it, right? And they do.

They sure as fuck do, yes. Some of them get mad about it. Some of them get very angry. Like sometimes you'll get a response from someone that's so emotional. It's like, Oh no, you've invested too much of yourself in me. Like you've invested too much of yourself in my behavior and my ideas or

whatever. You guys probably never heard of steel toe morning show. Never heard of it. No. Okay. So this guy, he used to host a radio show. He's in rural Minnesota Minnesota and he got fired from the radio. So now he's doing, he was doing a Twitch and now he's on YouTube and rumble. And he does this podcast. And we have a big show coming up

with a bunch of different podcasts, including Dick Masterson, biggest problem in the universe. It's called Hackamania, hackamania.com promo code WATP. And so we're going to Las Vegas coming up in May and we're going to be doing all these shows. And so this guy, Aaron Vegas coming up in May and we're gonna be doing all these these shows And so this guy Aaron Imhol from steel toe is talking like guys I'll come to hecka mania, but I want to box all of you guys and So he goes on his show and he goes I know you guys think I'm the worst person on the internet

And you all want a piece of me, so I'll tell you what I'll run out of gym And we'll have a boxing match. I'll take out five of you and we'll go three rounds each three minute rounds and I'll take on all you guys. It's like, it's like Aaron, no one wants to fight you, but that's like that emotional, like you're all up in your own feels. Like you guys think I'm the worst and you want to punch. He's like, no one wants to punch you Aaron. We appreciate making fun of what you do on the internet and our listeners enjoy it as well. Should have taken it up on it, Lele. That's a lot of boxing he agreed to.

I promise you, but get the guy. He's gonna be talking. Kyle, all of a sudden, sure. All of a sudden, yes, that's fine. He said we needed to get approved by USA Boxing and do this and that. We're like, yeah, there he is. There's Aaron. That's the guy?

Yeah, he's an amateur boxer. Brother, what are you talking about, brother? Wait, he wants to fight five people in a row? He's an amateur boxer though? Yeah, his record is 0-2. He's got a fight coming up in February. This is Photoshopped. There's no-

He's still- 38. He's still in the art. I don't know. I kind of want to see it. I wish there was a universe where I could see him box. I don't want to see it. I wish it would. There's a universe where I could see him box right here. Fight five men. He looks like a normal guy on the

right on the left. It looks like he's got an extra four inches of don't understand the advantage that like a boxer has over a non boxer, you know, you know, I agree. If a guitar player challenged me to a competition, someone who can't play guitar, I know how out of my depth I am. But everyone thinks they can fight a little bit. No, I agree. He even challenged Dick Masterson who-

You think he weighs? I wouldn't do that. I don't know if you can box or not, but I wouldn't challenge him to a fight. I think Dick boxes, doesn't he? Yeah, but you know, how much does this guy weigh? You know, it's impossible to tell from this He says he's 225. He's six. Oh, well, bro

I completely misjudged him in the first photo then he looks honestly in the six one But look at that four of that four inches of that's forehead. He looks like a short skinny guy on the left Which is not at all So zach in the chat, I was just gonna bring this up. You guys gotta hear this guy's story. It's wild You guys know you guys this guy's story. It's wild. You guys know, you guys know Nick Raquett as we had him on years and years ago. He's a, he's the attorney who's streamed the Amber herd, Johnny Depp trial.

Yes. And that in the kind of house. I don't remember. It was, yeah. He had both of those. He had more viewers than CNN just on YouTube on his LawTube stream. So Nick Reketa, also a friend of Dick and I've done live shows with him before. So he also lives in Minnesota. He's about an hour away from Aaron.

So Aaron's married to this chick, this blonde girl, April, and they do a show together. And then they team up and yep, there's Nick and that's Aaron's ex-wife, April, and Nick's wife, Kayla. So they meet up at a comedy show and then they become besties. And now they're all hanging out, the four of them. And the Roketas have kids and Aaron has kids. And so the kids are hanging out and they're doing all this stuff.

And there's these other podcasts who are speculating that they're swingers and there's drugs involved and all this kind of stuff. And Aaron's going, this is ridiculous. You guys, none of that's going on. A few months go by, all of a sudden April's off the show. And then another month goes by and Aaron comes out and goes, all right guys, I got confess April and I are having a divorce and we've been swinging this whole time and it turns out April left Aaron. So Aaron's wife, who's the coach of the show left to be with Nick and Nick's wife as a

throuple. Throuple. Yes. Throuple. Hate that. What are you talking about? Hate that. It was weird.

You don't want to, you don't want to thruple? He got cucked by Nick Reketa. He lost his wife to Nick Reketa. Oh, the woman who left was married to this other guy. Yes. No longer. Yes. Aaron's wife left.

You don't want to thruple? I don't. I think one woman is more than enough. I'd have a thruple with you guys because I'm the hair a throuple. I don't. I think one woman is more than enough. I'd have a throuple with you guys because I'm the hairiest, which means. What the fuck, I don't want a throuple. That I get first ride of penetration. I'd have a throuple with Harry, with Taylor,

because he's hairy. It's disappointing. Disappointing one girl at a time is where I draw the line. He tagged team Kyle and he couldn't stop us. We're too strong. I don't throuple with these ladies you showed a minute ago. No, a throuple seems like ideal, right? We're too strong. We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired.

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We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired. We're too tired. and Devil May Care and the three of you. This is a very RPG way to look at this. So you just have two women bitching at you. That's what life is. Life is an RPG. What are we talking about? Yeah, no one's enemies of the Mormons. I wouldn't let one bitch at me. The whole this like like 90 sitcom dad version of like a relationship

I don't play into. Nobody tells me shit. Yeah. That's true. You try and tell Kyle to stop sending people being play into. Nobody tells me shit. Yeah. That's true. You try and tell Kyle to stop sending people being beheaded, he won't listen. I'm talking about like a girl, you can tell me shit. All right, so we can start. So we're just scratching the surface. I'm not gonna go into crazy details,

but this is where it gets nuts. So we find out that Aaron's wife left him and Aaron confesses that they were swapping wives and they were doing all this drugs, they had coke and they were doing ecstasy and all this kind of crazy stuff. Then Nick Rekade, his house gets raided. There's a search warrant. They go in, they find an ounce of cocaine. There's guns that are out. There's children running around and Nick and his wife and April who are all there all go to jail. They lose the kids for a couple of months and Aaron. Yes. And so Aaron's tied to all of this because

the police talked to him before the warrant was approved. So now there's this huge rivalry. They want to murder each other. You know, you got Nick versus Aaron and the women are involved in everything. That's cool as fuck. Yes. It's cool as fuck. So that Aaron, get him back on. You should get Nick back on. So then Aaron's on his show with this guy Gino Biscante and Aaron's talk Do you know Gino? No Like an Italian guy You know, he was on compound media anyway

So he's on a show with Gino Biscante and he's talking about how he used to bang Nick's wife Kayla and he sends him a nude pic of Kayla live on the show and he goes hey didn't do too bad Did I huh pretty sweet and she knows like okay? Which is a weird thing to do to send a nude of like a girl used to fuck to your friends It's like yeah, like whatever man. That might be a crime Could be it is so he was arrested for a felony for revenge porn And so now Aaron has a felony. So Nick's dealing with these legal battles with the cocaine and the guns and everything like that. Now

Aaron has a felony and he just went to court yesterday or the day before it was an ounce. Yeah. It was like 27 grams. Did it go federal? Not 27. Um, yeah, it would be federal. I don't think it's federal. No, I was gonna say like, like, I was in prison with a dude who was an ounce of coke was his his deal. And he got a year in the federal prison, I believe, maybe eight months. It was something like that. Was he was he's dealing? Was he transporting? Okay, both. So this was this was all personal use.

I mean, it's hard to argue that with an ounce of cocaine. I promise you, you better have a like, I tell you, the prosecutor is going to argue that an ounce of, and if you've got any baggies in there, if there's a scale in any, anywhere in there. And I don't even mean like sitting next to it. They dug my kitchen scales out and took all kinds of pictures. Your ounce of weed. I did not have an ounce of weed Taylor. All right. What was the amount? Fort. They said 16 grams. I had so little, but that's not, but that's more than there was. Cause that there was 14 grams I think that I, that I had like got caught with

in the bag but Back home they the reason I was getting that bag here is because I was out Fresh out been out smoked everything there was and I scrounged but somehow they found a two grams worth of like Powder that in my house to like tack on I think it was something like that I thought it was concentrate that I make that I read it What I'm saying is like I had four like 12 or 14 grams I think it was 14 of concentrate in the bag But then back home they found like two grams of flour like in a drawer or something like like junk weed that like

Would have disposed of yeah like couch cushion would have disposed of. Yeah, like couch cushion powder that they were trying to. But then literally they didn't find like a couple nugs of just weed that I had that were in like another box. So I smoked as soon as I got out, as soon as I got home from jail, I was like, I'll smoke all this up. I thought you were getting tested.

Well, yeah, but I'm going to test positive no matter what. Like I'm all right. He had no body fat. He would pass that easy. I'm thinking prison. As soon as you got home from jail. Oh, yeah. As soon as I got home from jail, I smoked all the weed

that I had left, which was only like one bowl or two left or something like that. I was like, let's get rid of this. Best way. So an ounce of cocaine for three people, how long does it take three people to do an ounce of cocaine? I have no idea. Do you know Carl? They were doing a lot of coke. It probably lasts them a few weeks. Okay. So that okay, then three people doing it heavily a few weeks. That is a lot.

So Zach, yeah, maybe a couple months, but it depends on how much they're doing. Zach actually posted this in the Chases. During a search of Rakata's home, officers said they found drugs that tested positive for cocaine and ketamine, along with drug paraphernalia. Rakata and his wife were charged with second degree drug possession, child endangerment, and a gross misdemeanor firearm charge. Now, I will say that child endangerment has been wiped away. That's good.

You don't like to see that. They got the kids back. Yeah, they got the kids back. Everything's good there. So, you know, as far as we know, they've cleaned up their act and there's man, it seems to me like some people were just doing some cool shit in the confines of their own home and Johnny law came a knock and busted it. I had a good friend who got like, swatted and they busted in and what you know, he's got a big old bag of weed sitting in this table right there and those charges did not stick because you know that They said that's why they came in right? Yeah. Yeah, it's not why you came in and the reason you came in was bullshit Anyway, you know, I got it. So I I was glad that that didn't stick cuz he had a big old bag of weed How much was it? Do you all remember? I think it was just over an ounce. It wasn't like huge, huge. Who was it? White boy. I mean, he had a, yeah. I think it's such a, like you can, you can see an ounce of weed on a coffee table and not think it's a big deal. Like it's, it's not, and it's also weed. So maybe I'm biased and that like, I see a big, you know, gallon bag, not even full of weed. An ounce of weed is quite a lot of weed.

I've bought ounces many times before and it's not an alarming amount of weed. It's a quart bag full of weed, you know, like a quart sandwich bag full of weed. Yeah. I guess I don't know what a quart sandwich bag is. Like a sandwich bag? Like you put a sandwich in for lunch when you're a kid? I was trying to picture what it would look like stuffed and then do a little retroactive analysis to whether or not I've been ripped off in the past. You don't think it answers a lot, you've been ripped off. No, no, an ounce would last me months and months and months. Now I live in...

Zach, see if you can find a picture of 38 grams of weed because that'll fix this whole thing. Yeah. Like literally Google picture of 38 grams. But yeah, to your point, Kyle, I felt bad for Nick because obviously he had just re-upped. Like he had just scored the night before or something. So they're just like, yeah, all right, we got our stats for the next month. And that's what the cops, they actually had to bust the door down. What was the reason they went in?

He exactly what happened? Okay, so so they did have a search warrant and yeah, so that's right, right. Just I'm not gonna believe that. They can't spell it. Bullshit picture. They were concerned about the children. There were people at their church who were saying that the kids seemed dirty and they were complaining about being hungry and so they were worried that they had issues with that. Yeah. They were worried about issues with that. And so they busted down the door and that's when they found drugs and everything else. Okay. Well, yeah. 30 hungry kids. I don't care for that. Yeah. The kids say they were hungry and they were visibly dirty or was it someone trying to, to nail Nick with

this that was like, Oh, what's the kids? I'm friends with Nick and I've talked to him directly about this. So I've heard his kids dirty. I've heard this side side of this. His kids are awesome. They homeschool them. The kids are all very smart, very healthy. Are those kids, are they incredibly energetic? Out of his children's smell. I will say the nine-year-old tested positive in a hair follicle test for cocaine, but that has been thrown out. The evidence has or the charge has. The charge has, but that did happen. So was it like a, how does that happen? Like, or I guess what was the rationalization for like, oh, we got a false positive on a hair test.

They won't say, they won't say why. Yeah. There's no way to say if it's a, why it's a false positive or if it's a false positive. They didn't say it was a false positive. They said they were charging it more. Almost like they didn't have permission to take the higher hair.

It does sound like a cool, cool ass kid. Lines before getting on roadblocks or whatever the fuck. They said that the way that this kid tested positive would be like a user who uses pretty heavily on the weekends. Oh, that's no good, dude. So I don't think a nine year old is doing that much blow. I doubt it. Yeah. I have a hard time believing a nine year old is railing lines like that after mom and dad go to bed because mom and dad aren't going to Bed early because they're doing a lot of cocaine. That's there has to be a lot Right, so it comes from a long line of cool people Taylor a long line of sane normal people

That's sick like if you could like get the little LDS structure with that too. That's the dream. I want to get like, I want to find a couple LDS escapees, make them my ladies. All right. Add them to the stable. LDS escape. You know, you, you don't have to, LDS is one of those you have to escape. I don't think. Yeah, it is. There's a whole subreddit about escaping it. It's a whole thing. There's like, is it like really escaping or is it like your whole family? Like I went to Presbyterian Church and I emotionally escaped. They put your name in like the Book of Woes and like strike it from the records and your family cuts you off. It's a cult book of woes. That's so negative.

Let me just make up. But like the equivalent of the Book of Woes. Dude, that was a great title. You know where I got it? In Conan the Barbarian, they crucify on Schwarzenegger on the tree of woe. And it's like where they crucify people. He's up there and there's like vultures pecking at him, eating him alive. He reaches up and bites the vulture in the throat, like rips its throat out with his

teeth. Conan's hard as fuck. I'll watch that someday. No, you won't piece of shit. No, I won't. And you have plenty of time. Right after Seinfeld rerun 850. I've watched so much Seinfeld I can't watch anymore. You brought it up earlier and I was polite, but I can't watch that shit anymore.

I love Seinfeld, but I'm not like when I put those rerun shows on. I watched it since I was a kid. It's over. When I put it on the background, I'm not actually like actively watching. It, but I'm not like when I put those shows on, when I put it on the background, I'm not actually like actively watching. It's while I'm like answering emails or doing something on my computer, or, you know, I'll put it on this second monitor while I'm playing Age of Empires or something like I'm not sitting there fixated on it. Unless I'm like trying to show it to my girlfriend who doesn't have the requisite Seinfeld knowledge to understand all of my jokes and references and everything. And so I have to basically show her all of

Seinfeld and then show her all of King of the Hill, which I dramatically underestimated how much she loves King of the Hill. She loves King of the Hill. The same way you feel when you make a fucking Hank Hill like no no butt cheek like like reference or a Bobby Hill. That's my purse. I don't know you references. She doesn't laugh along even though it's hilarious That's how I feel a million times Every time you don't know a fucking classic film a

Terminator or a commando or a running man or what did you just not know a minute ago like that? I've seen like bits of it on TV though. It's pretty good. Ghostbusters is awesome. They replaced the whole cast with women. You'll love it. No one has ever- Women and Leslie Jones. Yeah. I am not a stina file. I have not seen a ton of movies.

But I, Kyle, I don't think you've ever made a more compelling case as to why I need to see these because I know the frustration of a failed reference, not landing. And now knowing how often you're forced to do that with me is upsetting. I need to watch. I'm going to watch Terminator and then Terminator 2. Don't even say these things. And then I'm gonna watch, and then I'm gonna watch Lethal Weapon. This is like a husband that has battered his wife. You're never gonna be better tomorrow, baby. I'm gonna get you a new car. It's like a Sean

Strickland fight leader. He tells you what you want to hear, but it doesn't do it. It doesn't manifest. It never manifests. All right. Well, I mean. Let me know when you want some culture and I'll help you out All right, because I got the against a smorgasbord of great films over here on plex I'm about to start watching some of the Oscar nominees I think the film is what brutal or the brutalist or something with with that big-nosed fella everybody's there's some controversy because I think they

Tinkered with Adrian Brody his is the actor's name. They tinkered with his accent I guess with AI and made it better than it was or something and it's wrong with that. I Was getting awards for his acting. It's nominated for best. It's not just nominated for best picture It's the most likely winner of the best picture for Oscar this year. I looked at the Betty dream earlier Well, the film is I believe the brutalist. I think that's the name of the movie. But Adrian Brody is the main actor. And I think his accent has been modulated and made better somehow by.

I hate to be on like performance enhancing accent drugs as an actor. 100 percent. I think that his instrument. Oh, wait, no, I is I think I think as an actor? 100% I think that his instrument oh wait no AI is coming over it I think as an actor his one of his instruments is his voice and if and someone tried to compare it to when they brought Luke Skywalker back and it's like whoa whoa whoa well we're not we're not giving that actor any any any medals for this either we're just glad you stood in as a mannequin and we could bring our our childhood back to life bro like like nobody's slapping him on the back the actor that did it but Meanwhile, Adrian Brody's the guy getting all the accolades for this performance, but you're telling me that's not what he really sounded like

Who's the snitch you titled on this and so they used AI? They came out like it was he trying to do I don't know any more than I've told you It's pretty I think Kyle and Taylor wildly wrong. Some people just didn't don't do accents really. And if AI helps them out, that I was the accent guy of the show. Incredible. Japanese sometimes now it's come into my wheelhouse and I don't like it.

I finally came for podcasts. That's the way it goes. They're going to come for podcast retards. And then there was that one clip from a year ago where someone posted where they're like, hey, I told an AI engine to simulate. I fed it five episodes of your show and then told it to like simulate an episode. And like I was listening to it because someone on our Discord posted it and it sounded so real but with that disjointed slightly off AI sound where the inflection wasn't correct on some

of how the words flowed. But then I also was hearing it do bits where I was like, that's pretty funny. That's actually a novel take on this. Oh, fuck. We're going to be beaten badly. You're patting yourself on the back. It learned from you. You realize that, right? You already said, like, it was not our show that it was really funny trying to mimic us. I guess I genuinely never thought of it that way.

I thought of it like it's going to be funnier than us in no time and just have novel. It needs you more than you need it. Don't you worry. I hope so. Needed us right now as us. This is episode 736. It has all the data it needs. That's true.

Right? You're right. Good point. How many hours of it listening to me do Indian guy does it need before it can just master that probably 20 minutes. It has enough. Yeah, it has plenty of them. That's thoroughly touched on.

But yeah. Well, I'm gonna learn more about this Nick Ricada situation because it sounds like his kids may not have been doing Coke, could have been a false positive. I think it was a false positive, yeah. Maybe a false positive. I doubt the nine-year-old was hitting rails every weekend. I doubt it was a false positive. Yeah. Maybe, maybe a false positive. I doubt the nine year old was was hitting rails every weekend. I doubt it. That would be

surprising. Yeah. Right. I don't know. Maybe it was in his hair. I don't know. Like this is are you uh I'm I'm just trying to think I was trying to think of something else to move towards. Uh are you familiar with Carl with who uh Destiny is? He's like a YouTube guy. Yeah, or political streamer Liberal he started doing video games and now he debates people on liberal politics. Yeah big-time video gamer turned political guy he's in some Some not so chill water. He's in some hot water, right?

What was it? Yeah, didn't he Wasn't he sucking a guy off or something? Wasn't there a video that came out not too long ago? That's not the controversy. I didn't watch that controversy, but I did see because he was giving a bad hat. Yeah, that well, a real toothy beach. Don't care for that. Enthusiasm. I got needed some blue cheese.

That's all it was. But he's a, he's a bike. I don't want by guys do that part. Wasn't the issue. The, I guess, holy hell he's being accused of sending, I think a video, my chat said it was audio, but video game chat's not the best source.

I've also heard he sent a video to a friend. And then that friend sent the video more like Broadcasted it more and now her intimacy details are leaked because like revenge porn I guess and Destiny I Read her. What is the website called stars sub stack? I read her sub stack about it and she has proof that he did this and the proof is like some texts from destiny Apologizing that it happened wishing it hadn't happened offering her some money's like look. I know that money doesn't make things right. I'm paraphrasing but

You know, you're having a hard time right now Maybe like if you didn't have the pressure of bills in the world on you then that would make things a little bit smoother Is there some way I can help? which I Mean it is does feel like evidence that he feels that would make things a little bit smoother. Is there some way I can help? Which, I mean, it does feel like evidence that he feels responsible for this happening. You ever offer anybody money, Taylor, for something that you didn't do? No.

But again, he's not accused of leaking, like doing the revenge, he's accused of giving it to someone who did the revenge. No, he is. Yeah, yeah, they're- Listing? Yeah, I watched a big video. Someone linked me on Twitter. This guy who's like a drama commentator, Nicholas DiOrio, made like an hour and a half long

video. And so I just put that on the side today while I was doing some work just to hear what was up. And apparently he has now been accused by multiple women of against their consent spreading video and images and perhaps audio as well. I didn't hear about just pure audio files of them. One of them was like him getting blown by this girl who was a friend of his and then he shared that video without that girl's consent to a OnlyFans model trying to get pussy from her as well. And so basically he's being accused of sharing a lot of private videos without or multiple, I won't say a lot because I don't know the you know the extent of it, but sharing videos of sexual activity happening against girls consent.

And then I did see, because the guy Nicholas DiOrio in the video is like saying alleged a lot as he was going through the documents. And then it got to one point where he was reading chat logs from Destiny and just some other dude in his, his discord, I guess, where they were talking about it. And Destiny said something to the effect, and I'm paraphrasing, but this is basically it, where he was like, dude, I'm worried about just offering her money, because then it would seem like I'm like, hey, I know I just betrayed your trust and like the worst way imaginable. Here's some money lol. And then the commentator who

was doing the video was like, okay, so I guess we can just drop allegedly, because he just admitted to betraying her trust and doing this to her knowingly knowing that she and apparently this was apparently the crimes and ours. And apparently the the girl that he betrayed in this way wasn't like a it's it's bad no matter what if it's a random fan obviously it bad and immoral, but it was like someone who thought of him as a friend. Like it's criminal also, apparently. I don't know all the law, but apparently it's criminal under like some sort of like- It's criminal, charges have been filed. Yeah, charges have been filed.

And so he's in some hot water. And it's just shocking to me that like this guy of all people would be like a ghoul. Crazy. I checked the thing. I think Pixie is the girl that's suing him. this guy of all people would be like a ghoul, crazy. I checked the thing. I think Pixie is the girl that's suing him. And she said, okay, Pixie is the one who's sub-stack I'm on.

And she says that he sent content of me to this E-girl and that person published it to the world. So at least in that case. It's the same difference. Like if you send me a video of you jacking off and then I send it to Kyle and Kyle posts it after you've entrusted me not to share it, that's on me. It's on Kyle too for being a shithead,

but it's on me for training. We're not disagreeing. I'm only arguing intent. Like he didn't- What is what.org? He didn't mean to put it out there to the world he meant to put it out there to Kyle in this scenario and then it went out to the world because he wasn't careful with it like

you should have been it's what pecker should have just not not betrayed people what is this oh this is from chair it's cheap cherry ch a er I Oh, this is from Cherry. It's Cherry. C-H-A-E-R-Y. I do not care. This is Cherry's post on Twitter. I do not care if we are friends, enemies, strangers. If we disagree politically, debate harshly, I do not care. If you have dismissed me, wrote me off as mentally ill in the past, or if I've made brutal criticisms of your behavior, I do not care. These are not unforgivable crimes to me.

I empathize with anyone who is insecure and concerned to throw stones in a glass house Do not let this man scare you or threaten you into thinking you are the same as him Do not let destiny make you think your silence or support of him up to this point or at any point is a scarlet A on your name forever. I know what was done to me and I know who did it and it's a Picture of destiny. I guess is this what discord log look like? Destiny bro, if I need to go to on the sex offender list, I'm taking like 20 other streamers with me, okay? LulW.

What does LulW mean? I'm too old. No idea. Probably some- Join me. I believe he's laughing. I believe he's laughing and smiling. Laugh-oot loud?

I have no idea. Yeah, he's having a good old time. But the real question is, yeah, why wouldn't he reveal that information? Creep regardless. Yeah. Remember when Marjorie Taylor Greene said that or somebody they were like, if Matt Gaetz goes down like 20 more, like the sex offenders are going down too. Because I'm going to tell when it's like, why don't you tell anyway? It's like, yeah, right. It's fucking spread it around and get these people out of here if you know. But yeah, this uh,

totally shocking. Shocking that destiny would that doesn't make you innocent of a crime if other people also committed that crime? No, you believe it or not. It actually it actually't. Yeah, it's the worst argument ever. Yeah, that's so shit. That is a bad argument. I think he's trying to get silence out of people. It seemed like he didn't have the intent to share this far and wide,

at least with the first chick, he's not being accused of that. The other one I know nothing about. Even if it's one person, that's the law. I think his community is- Didn't treat her privacy more carefully. Like's the law. Suck. I think his community didn't back treat her privacy more carefully. Like it sounds like he messed up. Yeah. Yeah. Messed up in a big way. And apparently this is a, it seems to be allegedly based on the number, the, the multiple women saying it, a pattern of behavior. And so,

uh, yeah, big L for him. Yeah. Two women. There's two. Yeah. Who both said that, yeah, big L for him. Yeah, two women, there's two, yeah, who both said that he shared things against their consent that they did not want shared. And then for him to immediately go to like, how much money does it take for this to go away? But we're not talking about throwing money at this to make it go away.

It's like, get real brother. Do you think we're retarded? Like- Is that, I actually was a little stuck on that myself. He's like, I'm sorry, at least with the first girl, the other one I know nothing about, I'm not talking about. The one where he didn't mean for it to spread like this. He shared it to irresponsibly with one person

and then it shared more broadly. And then he tried to give money to the person that in compensation, how do you say I'm sorry and mean it you don't share it you don't take someone's intimate video already fucked up what's your next move uh take culpability so probably don't be a uh political commentator who makes his living telling people how to live morally anymore I feel like you're I think both of us are swayed by his politics. Yeah, I don't like his politics and that's fair. And so I'm going to come down on the side against him and he's made it all too easy.

He fouled up. It would have allegedly. Yeah. Yeah. Allegedly he's done some stuff that would be perceived as illegal. Not as cool as a throuple. I'll tell perceived as illegal not as cool as a throuple. I'll tell you that Where you just? I'm gonna call it Destiny's getting no PK awards this week. All right, we'll see well, he's not getting cool guy of the week Not getting cool guy of the week The man with the trouble and the cocaine.

I don't think he's going to get Nick. Reketa, that dude's kids party. He's got a throuple and and that's PK's cool guy of the week. God damn it. That's maybe the month. That's that's strong. That's strong. He's the guy of the year until someone comes in. That's far. If you ask me, right. I'm bestowing it upon him. I am I'm them of the year until someone comes in. That's far if you ask me right. I'm bestowing it upon him

I am I'm capable of doing such So it is really capable of bestowing it upon him. Yes But yeah, it's a pretty big pretty big story it seems from what I can tell that a huge amount of his fan base and supporters have Heal turned on him from this being what what the fuck? Not I mean, I don't know about the majority, but I know apparently a large percentage have been like, what the fuck, dude? Like you've made your bones telling people how to live with the implication being that your perspective on what you're instructing is a more moral way for the country to operate.

And then you behave in this way. Not really. I don't think that's where he comes from. What would it be otherwise? Well, he'll say things like, you know, we trust institutions because we don't have the expertise to do everything ourselves. You trust just institutions every time you drink from the water fountain. Every time you do this, every time, you know, you trust that your gas when you buy a gallon will get a gallon. That's not a moral stance. That's just him saying not all government is evil and bad that, you know. Not all government's evil and bad, but I've also seen clips of him talking openly about how he thinks right-wing people's

voice should be shut down because in his view, it's a net negative to public discourse to allow right-wing politics to promulgate. I saw that from him. Like he does make judgment moral calls. And so it makes sense for a lot of his base who saw him at, even if he wasn't doing that intentionally, people saw him as that, or at least a lot of his fan base. And so now they're, uh, it don't seem like a place of morality. And then I guess maybe I always knew him. Right. I always knew destiny had a sexy private life, right?

He had an open marriage is basically what I'm getting at. And he's bi. So he's not, not a monogamous like straight lace guy. Um, but the sharing stuff I can't defend if it's true. Right. Yeah. Seems true because he did make a giant post on his Reddit about it and didn't, he didn't deny it. Talked about, no, he said that, Oh, as far as I know, like I didn't

authorize this spreading and it's like, okay, well it got spread. And then here's another chat log of you sending it to someone. And then that person spread it around, which you can disseminate guilt as you will between the person who spread it thinking it would remain private and then the person who promulgated it throughout the internet. I totally understand that point, Woody. But yeah, he's in hot water justifiably because I know I wouldn't behave that way with confidential sexual videos. You wouldn't behave that way. Kyle wouldn't. I just met Carl, but I assume he wouldn't. This is beyond the pale. Immoral. Carl's hung. Ask me how I know.

Well, Taylor, I really feel like you tear away at your argument when it's so clearly biased. I just don't know how to feel. You had me, but then when I saw the vitriol that you had for for testing in his big brain that his huge brain. It's just weird to imagine that someone in favor of trans kids could behave this way. It's so shocking. In favor of them? What is it? Well, no, he's one of those guys that trusts the science and the science says it's okay to chemically castrate sexually confused children. I Didn't know that I thought he was probably he's usually the common sense Liberal I kind of think of him like this being kind of pragmatic sometimes doesn't seem like

Seeing that way too. He doesn't always take the position that the rest of his team would want like on Israel and Palestine He's the like, he's like, oh, if you don't like, yeah, he's so similar to Ben Shapiro in so many ways. Like they are both he can't fast talking, gish galloping. They're short. The real thing is like, if you already agree with Ben Shapiro's presuppositions, if you hear him own some college kid, you're like, oh, how this guy's a genius. This guy's brilliant. Similarly, if you hear destiny argue with some a non-commentator over politics who isn't used to the heat, and you agree with liberal presuppos, neoliberal presuppositions, you're going to go, wow, this guy's brilliant. But the problem with both Ben Shapiro and destiny are that they are not at all compelling to people who don't already buy into their world. Who would you rather be in a throuple with?

Either of them? Ooh, I feel like Ben Shapiro is the- Destiny would be way more. You have to fully participate. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, Destiny would be, no, I'm saying, you didn't hear my rationalization. Ben Shapiro would be better

because he's orthodox and hyper-religious, and so the throuple would literally just be him in the other room talking about politics while I fuck his girlfriend. No, no, no, no. He's going to bring the sheet with the hole in it into the, into the business. Oh, well then destiny. All bets are off when the sheet with the hole comes into play. I promise you. That's how they're Ben Shapiro isn't sharing the pictures and videos afterwards

though. No, he doesn't leave. So you can deny it. That's true. Because if I were doing that with destiny, he would get a picture of what my fucking love handles looked like and he would spread that around. No, you'd get your angles right, bro. No, that wouldn't spread very quickly. If that video gets out, I'm the next Pete Kardashian. I'm going viral.

Destiny would betray me and he'd post a picture of me looking fat getting out of the shower. So counterpoint, if Destiny's part of part of your throttle, it seems like he, maybe he's got a whole ecosystem of a good looking ladies. Yeah. And he'll be able to show you all sorts of like videos and pictures of it. So you can pick the ones you want to come over. They're pissed at him and they want to get revenge. So they're going to fuck you harder.

I don't know about that. A lot of, a lot of angles. I don't know. Ben. A lot of a lot of angles. I don't know. Ben Shapiro is the classy option. I feel like I kind of like the yarmulke. If I'm being honest, I'm not on him, but I kind of want one. If you know what I mean, like I kind of want to wear one of those. Ever worn a yarmulke?

Of course not. I've never I didn't meet a Jew until I was 19 years old. That started because like, and then not again until I was 27 years old. Not a lot of Jews in jail. It's insane. 19 years old. That started because like one guy. And then not again until I was 27 years old. Not a lot of Jews in jail. It's insane. Oh, no. You met two Jews between zero and 27. We somebody ran them all out of here.

I don't know who, but like we don't have a lot of Jews down here. No, no, that's where they live in Florida. But there's not down here that we don't have any like there's no I've never seen it. There are no synagogues. There are no temples. There are no catholic churches Those don't exist here like in the rural areas of georgia like sure in atlanta There's buddhist temples and the buddhist temple is beautiful, but like the everything you can imagine But outside the atlanta in the rural areas, I didn't see an asian There were no asians. I didn't see one until. There were no Asians. I didn't see one until

I was in high school. And then it was just the one. I'm thinking about the street I lived on, like how many Jewish families I had. And I don't know why I never put this together. I'm like, there's the Goldsteins, the other Goldsteins, the Goldbergs. It just keeps going. Well, there were the silver coins I Have neighbors that go to other people in the neighborhood and make them turn on their ovens on Saturdays Like they're those old Jews that oh can't touch anything like that. Yeah, it's just like do you think God doesn't know what you're doing? The gall the goal I have to even name themselves something like Goldstein It's like a hobbit's name. It's like Proudfoot or something. Yeah, it is. They showed up at Ellis Island and they're like, we don't know what your name is. And he's like, call me Jeremiah Sheckleberg. And

it's like, are you sure? This is offensive. You're setting yourself up for failure here, Mr. Schegelberg. No one's going to like this. But yeah, anyway, the Destiny situation, very interesting. We'll see what happens. And I'm taking all my knowledge from an hour and a half video from shout out Nicholas D'Orio. Did you think the video was as unbiased and fair as it could be? You think it was... The way he was like adding exposition throughout it is that he clearly was a

Destiny fan that is now like kind of upset about it and is like in the first half of the video up until he got to the text post that where Destiny says hey you know what am I supposed to do go to her and say, Hey, I betrayed you in the most inhuman way imaginable. Here's some money lol. Like up until that point, he was like throwing allegedly around a ton and you know, clearly not he clearly like didn't want to go in on Destiny super hard. But as the video went further and further and he looked through more chat logs and whatnot, he became more and more

critical. went further and further and he looked through more chat logs and whatnot. He became more and more critical on her sub stack. She has what looks like a discord post from destiny. And he wrote, this feels super lame. And I don't want to imply that somehow just giving you money helps anything go away or fixes anything. But if you have any bills or any money or financial stuff I can help with, I can at the very least chip in and help with any of that. So at least there's one less thing for you to worry about and stress over while you're worrying and going through this And I read that and I was like, I can't tell if that's Good guy damage control That's guilty guy damage control

You're seeing it through you're not a big destiny fan it appears like it what would a good guy do? it through. You're not a big Destiny fan it appears. Like what would a good guy do? I might say, I've got a mean hateful grudge against Destiny. A mean and hateful grudge. No, it's just to me that's very apparent as like guilty guy behavior. Like he's trying to the same way like Trump didn't like didn't want Stormy Daniels to come forward like with any of like sexual dirt on him. Like, oh, he's got a fucked up dick. He can't he's he his stamina is like two minutes or whatever. Like he paid that off in that way to cover himself. Yeah, two minutes. He's a real marathon man. Yeah. And so like to me, it reads that way. I don't

have the facts behind it. You know what it sounds like to me? It seems like you I've done this before you get pulled pulled over, you're speeding. Maybe there's something in your car and you go, listen, officer, I don't know if this makes a difference or not, but I got a buddy who's a state trooper. And, you know, he just told me to, you know, let people know. I think it's weird personally. I don't want to be doing this, but here's his card.

You know, you try to play it like real coy, but you know you're guilty. Yeah, you know, you're trying to get away with it It doesn't look like he's innocent trying to make things better right to me. It is proof that he's the original source, you know of some sort allegedly but I Think it's proof that he's bad. If you also don't put it in writing though destiny. I have an apology. Well Yeah I'll put it in writing though. Destiny should know better than that. I have an apology. Well, yeah. She's on the internet her entire life. So many of these like sex or quasi sex, like related things, there is no evidence

that these are bad things that happen in privacy, in person, often in a dark room. There's no evidence, right? She says, she said, no, he says, there it is. This is all out in writing. Like there's logs of it. Yeah, like there's logs of the is all out in writing. Like there's logs of it. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's logs of the girl talking about killing herself because she doesn't see an inroad back because

she's so ashamed of what he exposed. And so like, yeah, I hope she gets the therapy she needs to help her out of this because I view like internet content like this is like, bro, everyone on earth has a sexy photo of him somewhere, or her, right? Like this is a thing that exists. I don't look at her. Zach, you got this Pixel Woody? Throw it for us. Zach's got them.

He shared a video of her giving him head. So it's not even nudes, it's like a sex video. Okay, check. But, like everyone's given head, right? I know Taylor has. even nudes. It's like a sex video. Okay, check. But like everyone's given head, right? I know Taylor has. Like I don't look at it. Frantic rationalization of this is shocking. Like it I don't know. These are these are human activities that

humans do. Now we know that she's given head before. It's not a surprise to me. Satan, is that you? Yes, you're advocate. He's over here. Yeah, you're advocate. She did not want videos of her giving him head published, and he shared it regardless. And his instinct was to coyfully offer money in order to shut it down. And now it seems that even his most devout fan base, a large percentage is trying to shut it down and now it seems that even his most of our fan base a large percentage is a lot of his fan base seems to and you know I would need to like go to his subreddit and like see more early but a bad now I guess well I mean no I'm just from just people have been saying he's bad for years, but like of his fan base. Full Trump.

Many of the people have been saying it. Everyone's been talking about it. Yeah, that guy's see the bias in both of us. I don't know. I just. But I think my bias is maybe being a little too harsh and your bias is like almost trying to to minimize it. So maybe I'm maximizing, you're minimizing, like would be a fair.

Yeah, maybe. Well, here I am stuck in the middle. And here I am stuck in the middle. Kyle doesn't know whether or not it's okay to against a woman's consent, share sexual videos. She explicitly asked to not be shared. Who's to say? It could go either way, Taylor.

Because he says things about Fox that I agree with, and so it adds a lot of layers. Let's just call it even. Let's just call it even. Bill Cosby rules. No, at the very least, I don't know how you could take him seriously as a political commentator. I do worry this is going to hurt his career.

I can't throw him a quick thing. Like when I saw the Destiny gave head, I was like, so, so what? I knew he did that. We knew he was an aviant. I- I knew it was a lie. That was a joke. That was a joke.

Jesus Christ, Kyle, I can see you leaving. I knew he was bi. So what, it was proof that he was bi. What, you're also gonna prove he's a dude? Like, I don't care. And I think when I see see that that I have if her video or whatever make it over across my browser Whatever it wouldn't change my opinion of her at all Hmm no I I didn't give a fuck about him giving head because I don't care if you're gay it doesn't matter Like it does not matter to me her potential husband might, or her potential next boss might care, though.

Especially if she's going to be a forward-facing part of some business. She's going to try to be a representative here. We're not all like, not everybody's, you know what I mean. Everyone says sex positive is me. Yeah, there's a real thing with like, OnlyFans girls have a really hard time locking down boyfriends

Because of all the stuff that's out there so I could see where that would be detrimental to future relationships Dude, I could oh for sure. Yeah, it's like it's incredibly damaging for her to have that leak Yeah, I mean This cherry girl is also saying that Destiny did it to her. Wait, I'm sorry, I got lost. Oh, I said this girl Cherry is also saying that Destiny did something at least similar to her. And so this does seem like a repeat pattern of behavior.

So it is what it is. I'll continue to not watch his content and just see what what goes on. What did you say Kyle? Oh I don't remember now. Oh I was talking about that OnlyFans model that banged a thousand guys in a day. Oh yeah right. Did you get it done? Yeah a thousand? How do you even orchestrate that? 997 right here. Lucky me. What is the time for dude? I'm gonna get paid. Dude I'm calling this now that is a hoax. There is no fucking way that's real. That's a lie. That is a lie for attention on only Seconds per guy There's no way first of all, there's a video and second of all So what she did was she went way longer than they thought she wanted to give guys like more time Apparently because she didn't like because at first I think what they're doing is like stick your dick in pump a few times

And like move the line along because there's a line of a thousand men. Like they're right. Like showing up in shifts with ski masks on. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe maybe we are Sodom and Gomorrah. When did she do it? I don't know. This week is what I've been reading about. Welcome to Trump's America. Oh, no, this wouldn't about. Welcome to Trump's America. Oh no. This wouldn't have happened with old- Pre-date Trump's America. This wouldn't have happened with Ice Cream Joe. The real MVP-

This is Trump's America. You have to own that, Kyle. The real MVP is the fluffer. Because if you're walking up to that line, you're watching all these dudes do that, you're just like, oh, I can't get in a hard on. And then some chick tickles your balls, you're like, all right, yeah, I'm in, let's go go Can you imagine being five and a half hours into a line to fuck you've missed lunch?

Like you're you've been like at at 40% chub the whole time That sounds terrible. It's it. There's there's no way I'm sexually around for that stages You know if you were number 997 you wouldn't show up. This is a scam She did not fuck a thousand. I'm pretty sure there's a thousand is There's a video lately like you go It'd be a 24 hour video though. Yeah, I'd have to watch it on like 5x speed to see like You know this her previous video she did a hundred dudes. Yeah, she cried and it was a hard time for her Yes, but he overcame that and

Decimated it that's really sad She's a guy in nobody runs a marathon and then that time to access it No one goes twenty six point two and then2 and then goes 262 a month later It is now we were to fight it made it No, not decimated. I mean the thing I actually wrote Seem to think so I didn't even realize we're over the time limit Fucking hockey realize we're over the time limit. There's a time limit. Wonderful. Was it fucking hockey? We're over the time. There's no time limit.

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