Painkiller Already - PKA 737 W/ Harley: Harley And His Samurai Cowboy

Episode Date: February 1, 2025

PKA 737 with our guest Harley from Epic Meal Time. Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by Harry's, Lock and Load and our wonderful merchandise. We'll talk more about that later. Happy to have Harley with us. Kyle was ecstatic to talk about a video I guess you sent earlier in the day to us in our group chat

that I just saw right now. First video I got from Kyle in quite a while. First time I got a text from him. This is a different video I think. Are you talking about the biter? Yeah, I was talking about the bite. I think Taylor's talking about Flash, right? Yeah, go ahead and text that on over to Harley too

so he has a point of reference. I got a video, I was like, shit, a YouTube link from Kyle? And I opened it up, this is bitch biting a cop. Ow, ow! She was locked on. He sent us another one. It's set to the flash Gordon music.

Do you know it? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Flash! Flash! Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It is an Indian guy on top of a train fucking with a live wire. Yeah, it's an Indian guy and right when he touches that live wire it goes flash! As it turns into a ball of fire like blue electric heat. Why'd he do that though? Why'd he touch the wire? You know. And the high power lines are like moths to a flame. They just find them irresistible. They have to get closer.

They really do. I I don't feel, I feel like if I had seen a video of some guy in Cleveland doing that, I would remember like I'd be like, remember that fucking dude in Cleveland, they got on top of a train and shocked themselves to death. They're like, it's only India. They need a little more security around those. There's a dude in my chat two days ago. He's like, you know, Woody, I'm from India and we do watch your show. And I'm like doing the necessary. Yeah. Welcome to the show, baby.

I said you are huddled around that fucking iPhone three, bro. I bet you have to fucking draw straws to figure out who pedals the bicycle to power that mother. And it's logged into my Facebook account. Our Indian listeners are only the highest of high cast. They've got all those servants, people that like clean their sandals for them. High class, high tier. I can't tell you how many Indians have convinced me that servants are not that big of a deal

and that lots of people have them. In 1860, yeah. Not anymore. They're like, no, it depends on what their last name is actually. Yeah, depending on what their last name is, then they make a good servant. Yeah, then you could put them in servitude.

They're lower than you. They're beneath you, based on last names. Can you tell by name? I never- I think it is. I think the cast system is like certain last names are attached to things. Same thing in Judy is,

if you're like, oh, he's a cone. You don't want to trust him in business. No, no, that's not actually true. Well, it is true, but I won't admit it. But like, okay, okay. I have, I have two names. These are neighbors, Goldberg and Goldstein. What do we think about them?

Kike and cake. What do you want me to tell you, bro? Just like, where do they stack rank? I got gold in their name, brother. Stack the high. Okay. You better treat them with respect. Massad's gonna put fucking fentanyl in your ketamine

if you don't pay them respect, dude. They will. I mean, I don't mean to, I could easily beat up any Goldberg or Goldstein I've ever met. Oh wait, isn't there a pro wrestler or something who would smash me? Yeah, Goldberg. That's Goldberg.

That's Goldberg. Yeah, not a dude. There is no Goldstein. Well, there's Yeah, not a, not a, there is no gold steam. Well, there's that guy. Chet Goldstein is not that guy. That guy that you're talking about the big, the Jew that's bigger than me. Yeah. I mean, are the Jew rankings, does it go by the preciousness of the metal? So like a Goldberg is like a higher ranking Jewish guy than a Silverberg. And then like, you meet some guy named, so like Neil Diamond, the king on the mountain.

Like he's like diamond, holy cow. What's higher than gold? Is it like, Oh no, she's dating Moishe Plattenberg. Moishe Platten money. Yeah, that would be cool. I had no idea that the Indians did it by name. I think they did.

I think I remembered, cause I only knew this cause we had a buddy with a particular last name and another buddy used to roast him for that, saying that his name was like a lower tier thing. You know, anyways, listen, I don't wanna talk about Indian shit. I don't know shit about, you know.

Don't let that stop you. Welcome to the show. Yeah. Oh, we have to be, we have to charge for statements. We want to keep it in your wheelhouse of subject matter expertise. Tell me, what are your thoughts on the airplane crash? What, the airplane and the helicopter?

Yes. Both of them crashed. Yeah, that's crazy. This would have never happened in Biden's America, that's for sure. I mean, the tail of the tape speaks for itself. Did we ever have a helicopter in a plane crash during Biden?

No. not one. No, that's that's infinity times more under under than Biden. He's got he's got a speed running in office right now. He's doing like some sort of any percent run. Right. I feel like he's going after it. He's he's hit the ground running and it's very impressive. Like, like, clearly, there is a team this time and there's an organization this

time and, and they're doing so much, all of those orders. I mean, clearly he's had to rescind some and go back because they're so far reaching and there's so many hundreds of them, but I mean, I'm digging it. Right. I'm watching every second of it. I feel like he's just like, he's in there and he's like, yeah, last time I did a good run, now I wanna do a renegade run and I'm gonna just do a full completion

and I don't really care what ending we get. I'm just gonna do a fast. I'm gonna do a fast, I'm gonna do a fast. He's doing the easy stuff, right? And Biden did the same thing. Like as soon as Biden joined, we got back in the Paris climate accords. As soon as Biden joined, we got back in the Paris climate accords. As soon as Biden joined, we, we, we got back in, uh, maybe some trade deal with the Paris climate

accords. Remember that Trump goes out again, the World Health Organization, who, oh, the World Health, I'm sorry. I thought you said who to Biden. Yeah. Like Biden put us in the world. Help Trump pulls us back out again. Like these are just executive orders. Like they flip back and forth with with every party change um good thing you guys are so big and strong like what kind of like lasting like accomplishments he has because executive orders are not accomplishments hmm yeah they early on they're all they do like the ones that won't be reverse start like like uh man he's great at the press conference he's a master of it i saw him do his laken riley press conference he's got the

laken riley of course is the the uh student who was raped and murdered in athens georgia uh by the migrant that was flown around the country through that ridiculous program that like on our dime they flew that person to atlanta from somewhere else um else So he's got her mother there and he's like, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna let her speak and that she's up there crying and she's like Donald Trump is a man of his word He promised us that he would do this months ago. And here we are doing it And then they try to ask Trump a question. He's like, I don't think this is the appropriate time. I'm gonna sign this bill now to ask Trump a question. He's like, I don't think this is the appropriate time. I'm gonna sign this bill now. Oh, he's winning. He's winning. It's good. I'm almost sick of

winning. There's been so much winning. I'm almost there. Oh, dude, like when I hear that we he's like, you know, we got 30,000 beds in Guantanamo Bay, we could just start sending them there. I'm like, that's crazy. I did not have concentration camps on my bingo card. I did. Dude, I thought we were gonna have them in Texas. You had it in the first month though?

You had concentration camp in the first month of office? First of all, it's a distribution center, okay? It's a concentrated area where people go camping, Harley. Stop your miscategorizations. So he would just use it as a prison and just send the illegals there. He is. He is already. It's already done. Like, like, like, it's not like, hey, maybe we'll it's like, so it is written, so it is done type shit now that he's president.

Like when he comes up with a thought like that, he's like, how many beds? Thirty thousand. Well, now we've got sixty thousand because we got thirty thousand to house them here. Get to it. There's not enough room, like literally like beds. I have to be. They'd have to be like that prison. You know, that prison we were watching. I don't know if room like literally like beds have to be. They'd have to be like that prison. You know, that prison we were watching the guys, all the beds,

stack the door. Yeah. Cause I don't think for 30,000 people there, they do 30,000 a big prison. Is that a huge prison? Or enormous? That would be garchant one. So it's not even a idea how large the one in Talladega was. Oh, I think there was maybe,

in the low part that I was in, I would guess, cause I never saw the whole thing, you know what I mean? They don't give you a tour. If they just reached you, that'd be cool. But it felt like there was maybe like $2,000. Don't use that door, that lock doesn't even work. Yeah, like I was in a I was in a dorm room with maybe 120 it felt like and then there was like three or four more of those dormitories

So like and then I think there may have been more somewhere else, but I'd never saw them So it felt like there was maybe a thousand of us. I guess Oh, I googled it and you're really good It said eight hundred and approximately eight ninety So maybe a thousand. But I don't know what they're talking about in Gitmo because, all right, so you've probably seen like back in the Bush days and the people we'd send to Gitmo, you know, the worst of the worst that we can't turn over to Syria because the Syrians won't hold on to them well, just the worst of the worst terrorists. That's not what he's talking about. He's

definitely not talking about that chain length dog pound that we've got that we keep people in because that ain't 30,000. But there's something else there that clearly he is talking about because there's a big base there. It's really difficult to speak Trump, right? Like when he says there's 30,000 beds, there could be anywhere from 500 to 30,000. It he the lying that he does doesn't like conform to normal. This felt like a stretches of the truth. This felt like a concrete number. Someone had told him and because he was like, so that's double what we have now. Right, Mark. And it's like, yes, sir, Mr.

President, like someone's over there like you can keep Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, count of the beds. I trust Mark. He's a good guy. He was off camera, but I heard his voice. I try and I just think we're in. Oh, I'm listening. This happened to me yesterday. So my dogs tore up a little patch in my backyard, just running around and having a good time

when it was wetter. And so I was going to order order some hay from Home Depot, have it delivered, and I was gonna sprinkle it out there and put some seeds underneath it so it would grow back. And anyway, I had this like 40% off thing on DoorDash from Home Depot. So I was like, oh yeah, 40% off these hay bales, this is gonna be great.

So I ordered like four hay bales off Home Depot, a tip per person, $10. Figured that was fair. And they called me and she's like, hey, they don't have hay bales, but they have mulch. And I was like, no, that's no good. That mulch is $15 a bag, whereas the hay bales are $8 a piece

and the mulch isn't gonna cover as much. And I really want the hay. I need something that's with some, there's a body that's gonna stay there. So let's just cancel all of this since they don't have it. She's like, okay. So then customer service calls me and they're like, hey, so you wanna cancel the order? I'm like, well, it's not that I wanna cancel it. They don't have what I ordered.

She needs to cancel it. I'm like, oh, we understand. So then the lady, the person who's trying to get the hay texts me and she's like, wow, you got me in trouble with them. What a fucking racist. You could have just said that from the beginning and I'm like whoa I wrote I'm screenshotting this hello podcast co-host it's actually the whitest response exactly right she's like I already reported you like this one I'm on Yelp this very moment man. But wait, why did she get who gave her who got her in trouble? Nope. I don't know. I guess when they called me there was some confusion about which about why the order was being canceled. I think she was trying to pull some shenanigans where she was like, oh the customer changed his mind.

He doesn't want this order. I still get my tip, right? Like I think she was doing I don't know the in and outs of DoorDash, but, the customer changed his mind. He doesn't want this order. I still get my tip right. Like I think she was doing, I don't know the in and outs of DoorDash, but it felt very much like that. But I was like, well, it's not that I wanna cancel. I wanna get my money back here. They don't have what I ordered.

That's the situation. And when I clarified that, that fucked her up. But she's real fucked up now cause I made all kinds of phone calls after that. And I had the screenshots and everything of her calling me a racist. And I acted very offended. I've never been called a racist. And I was thinking to myself,

I didn't even know her race. I have not called a racist 3,000 times a week. The worst part was I had no idea what her race was. And I don't know how she knew what my race was because we had a, she called me and I was like, they don't have it. I'm sorry. That's no good then. That's, that's no good for me. We're doing like a Dave Chappelle voice where you're like, well, I just don't understand.

Well, no, I, no, I bet she's not delivering. Hey, today. I hope not. I hope she didn't like keep her job and now she's going to shit in every meal I order from, from now on. It'll just be how big were these hay bales? they're square hay bales if you've ever you know, they're they're a standard size I couldn't say off the top of my head how big I'm off maybe three feet wide and two feet You know up and down like deep and tall When you said hey, I was imagining something that a Civic couldn't bring to you the big Yeah, the big round ones are like I was imagining something that a civic couldn't bring to you. The big ones. A civic would struggle. Yeah. The big round ones are like 800.

Thousands of pounds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all wet. I had a little beef with Uber actually, and I brought I brought it to first time. I went like full Jew and brought it to the hell. Social media. Grace, you're like I was like Twitter is going to hear about this. They had this thing.

It was like festive meal. McDonald's breakfast, four egg McMuffins, four hash browns, four drinks. And I was like, oh, and it was like a good price. I was like, this is good for me. I was peak jolly maxing FYI, but I'm like, this is great for me. So I go and I order that and I got three sandwiches, not four Egg McMuffins. Honestly, three hash browns instead of four, like I would have said it in the app and left it as is with whatever happened. But this was like a whole sandwich though.

And I sent them that. Yeah, I was like, I got the four sandwich deal and I got three sandwiches and they automated responded being like, oh, sorry, we don't offer refunds with McDonald's. And that's when I was like, it, sorry, we don't offer refunds with McDonald's. And that's when I was like, it can't be true. Hmm. So I'm like, people people. I'm like fucking trying to call them. I'm on like the support. And the guy was like, oh, let me see what I could do.

You should see a thing in your like an update on your invoice, like your bill later. And like the next day, I got like a dollar eighty. And like the next day I got like $1.80. And here it's Canadian dollars. So the meal was like 26 plus tax. And so split that in four, whatever, you know, do it pro rated. It's not this.

I'm just curious what amount this was. I wanted to know where this came from. So I hit them back and obviously you guys could tell I'm very like unemployed and have don't don't have shit to do during the day I'm calling back. Where did this dollar 80 come from? And I called them back and I was like, oh, yeah, like what's I got this dollar 80 like what's what's the deal? Like what's what even was this from and the guy was like, oh, I don't know what that's from It's beyond me. I'd have to bring this to a supervisor

And then like at this point I got a call back from a supervisor and it had been like three days and I was just like Give me my money for that the sandwich now because I'm talking to you fucking asshole. I know you're not I know you're not on this continent. I could tell there's too many phones going off in the Let me and he He was like, yeah, no, they can't do anything. We're not gonna do anything for you There's really like nothing we could do and I was like, so that's it I just like lost like one sandwich on the four sandwich deal.

And he was like, yeah, he goes, if you want, you should go and leave a complaint for the driver. And I was like, what the driver? I was like, the driver was like this like middle-aged like Muslim woman in the full garb, basically, with just the face showing. Is that any cab? Is that it? She pulled pulled up and like she's walking on my snow. If the guy didn't come and shovel it that day, I feel bad.

I run out halfway. I get it for I go back inside. I saw her and you were like this way and you turn this letter to your porch. Put it on the floor. It's around back. Come around back. I had more experience with snow. Yeah, I had to go back inside and put I gave like an extra tip because I had like this Jewish guilt.

You know, I don't know what is going on. And I was like, dude, that's gotten to you. And they they had sent me a message and she was she was good. She brought the bag. It was tamper-proof What the fuck is her she didn't sneak sneak her hand in to reseal the bag And I went on Twitter and I was like these assholes try to tell me and because they'd send me an email also They trying to tell me to fucking leave a bad review for the driver because they don't give a refund on the McDonald's That's I'm like I'm canceling Uber one, fuck Uber.

And then like, it was one of my most bumping tweets in a minute, all these people were like, fuck Uber. Yeah, me too. And then Uber hit me up and they're like, dude, we're so sorry, here's your refund. And yeah, like if anything else we could do to help. And I was like, well, I automatically got billed for Uber one four days ago, so I want that money back.

I want my Uber one canceled. Yeah, we're going full Jew right now. You really bothered me. And you know what else? You'll be applied for a door dash credit card. Fuck you. You'll be hearing from my cousin. I don't play.

What's that? I got I got the tunnels on the line right now. They want to talk to you. I have an issue with your phone's about to ring. I'm in a bit of a feud with them. It's a one-sided feud because I'm not sure they're aware I'm alive. But I bought Death by Gummy and they shipped it, but it never came to my house. If you look at the tracking page, it basically says like, it might come tomorrow. And it said that since December 26th for over a month now. It's like maybe tomorrow so I write death by gummy and I'll paraphrase but they basically said have you considered go fucking yourself and I'm like, well, that's not that cool. So I've called

On the phone and their official Policy on their website is if the package is lost in transit, go suck a dick and stab your heart, we don't care. It's paraphrased, but that's basically, that's what they said. So rude, who wrote that? Right?

Not responsible for any lost, held, damaged packages, et cetera. So basically they're like, once we put it in the mail, you can go pound sand. We don't give a fuck if you get it or not. I bought 50,000 things online at this point. I've never heard anyone say if your package is lost, go sit on a thumb and spin.

Like that is never like an official policy. So I've called them on the phone like 18 times or so now. They have never picked up ever. They don't answer their phone and their email has already told me to suck a dick and all I can do is badmouth them online. So Death by Gummies. All right. So I got an email from a Death by Gummies guy like 10 days ago. I slipped my mind. Should have shared it. He said that whoever you ordered for, he was like, doesn't look like we have any orders from a Matt Woodworth. There are some people maybe impersonating us.

I don't know. Can you pass that along to Woody? And I guess I lied and said, yes, but I forgot to until right now. He doesn't care. That's on me. Wait, so he got it from a third party? No, that's what the guy emailing me said was that, hey, we got a bunch of people coming at us saying give 40 is fucking companies.

And I checked our orders and I don't see one for Matt Woodworth. And so, you know, what he's lying that you bought from a different company. That's what he said. If I'm if I'm remember this guy's calling what he'll lie.'s calling what he a liar is how I take this is just gone too far Well, you tell him order number THW three oh four ninety You are a punk bitch. What website did you order from the real deal death by Google death by gummy and it looked like it was triangle

hemp wellness or something was the it redirects to that. That's so there may be some misinterpretation thing going on here but I'm very upset by, by someone. Yeah. Someone, if you search Jeff McGummy, it's the top result. So I do remember that their website is real, real DBG. They might be a distributor for real DGB that needs to lose their situation. Yeah, that's, that's what's gotta happen. I guess it's Triangle Hemp Wellness that is the customer service person.

Whoopsie, yeah. Triangle Hemp Wellness. Don't let them off the get. Don't let them free. But yeah, I'm very upset. I did. I dropped the ball on that one, boys. I'm sorry. Not square. I was like, I will remember to tell Woody this. And then admittedly makes me a bad guy. Woody's weed delivery was not top of mind for me. The things I was concerned with and I forgot. So, but I guess it's triangle hip wellness that I'm actually upset with, but I am the fact that it's on their website is the part that frustrated me the most. I was like, wow, that's like official policy. Go fuck yourself.

Okay. Yeah. Triangle Hemp Wellness. Those must be the guys who did the- It is the top search result for death by gunny. You could just be buying terms. Yeah, I don't know. Probably. So, all right.

I may have sick, sicked, sucked? Sicked. I'm gonna go with sucked. I may have sucked you guys. You see on the wrong people. All right. As many season there as I want. I'm creative in my spelling. Adam.

Hello, Triangle Hemp Wellness. My name is Matthew Woodworth. I placed an order for death by gummy bears. It never showed up at my doorstep. I've tried to contact death by gummy bears. I've tried to contact death by gummy bears. I've tried to contact death by gummy bears. I've tried to contact death by gummy bears.

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number is standby. I'll have it fast. standby. I will have it fast. My order number th w th w 304 90 304 90 Stand by, I will have it fast. My order number is... THW... THW... 30490. So I'd just like to get that straightened out.

If you can hit me back at the attached email address, that'd be great. Because I would hate for this to be the end of my future business with Triangle Hump Wellness. I do consume a lot of gummies, and it would be a shame for you. Okay, I'm looking to hear back from you guys. Take care.

Oh, they love the take care. We're gonna handle that shit, bro. We're gonna fucking handle that tonight. Welcome to the customer service podcast. Where we share frustrating and fulfilling. Who knows, maybe they get back to you and they're like, oh fuck, here's five bottles of it. Here's five containers to make up for our goof up. Did you guys keep up with that? Probably not, it's such a stupid fucking story, but it's that Blake Lively and her co-star

were in this movie. Yeah, yeah, so a little bit, but there's just one thing I wanted to bring up from it. So Blake Lively was having his beef with her co-star in the movie and she, yeah. So a little bit, but like, there's just one thing I wanted to bring up from it. So like Blake Lively was having his beef with her co star in the movie and he was she's on the way. December 27 will be here. I'm sorry, please, please. I had me up so I can hit it back. Yeah, they, they, they had this back and forth. And I just was

thinking about it because she had this one tweet text to him where she was like, Oh, I'm basically Khaleesi, um, mother of dragons and I have dragons who will do my bidding and they are my dragons. They are very dangerous. And I thought that was just so ugly. And she said that, but that's her that said that. Yeah. Yeah. That's that. She's, she was like, I'm Khaleesi and I have my dragons. Can we get the full backstory? Well, you gotta understand.

I have no idea. Game of Thrones was very hot during this. It was. It was probably bumping at that time, but I brought it up because I felt like I was Woody's dragon in that moment when I got on the phone. I had that phone call.

That he was Khaleesi. You were his drogon. I have a Jewish dragon to unleash on customer service representatives. This feels strong. This is the most powerful I've ever been. I feel like a Jewish dragon has tummy problems. So this I hope I can tell it. You can't even eat the gold.

Blake Lively, who's Ryan Reynolds' wife and kind of a star, Blake Lively, who's Ryan Reynolds' wife and kind of a star, is in a movie that's directed and owned and run and starred in by Jason Baldini. How close am I on that name? I think it's Justin Baldoni, but it's even better that you fucked his name up. Welcome to the show.

So who has the power is in dispute, right? One person is the name brand star. The other person is the actual boss on this particular show. They both have some level of like Joffrey and Khaleesi. OK, think about it. And I'm on Team Blake, but I could be wrong and I'm open to changing it. It looks like he was like pushing that.

It's a there's a romance on the characters that they play have a romance. And he seemed to be pushing it a little too far all the time. The video in my eyes was damning for him. That video where he was like touching her with his lips and stuff. Yeah, he like put his lips on her ear and then slowly dragged them down to her neck

and this like kind of seductive move. And like, you know, I see a woman who doesn't feel empowered when she does like just sort of this backup sort of thing, like create a little distance. And she's like, yeah, you know, I think that our characters should just be talking right now. Now there were intimacy coordinators on set

for other scenes, but there was no intimacy scheduled this day. So he's just taking upon himself to start kissing her ear, kissing her neck. He goes after her lips and she's like pulling back, not wanting this saying like, maybe, maybe we should just be vocal in this. And during the scene, she's, I guess the,

the audio is going to be replaced with music or something. So she's- Yeah, they weren't recording audio really, yeah. But we hear it. Yeah, the cameras are on, but yeah. The cameras are on, but it's a scene where they're not going to use their audio. So she's not playing her character vocally.

She's like, let's make this non-physical. I think we should just be talking. And he's going in and out of character, where sometimes he's the director and sometimes he's like in his role whispering sweet. Now it just looked like he's pushing shit that didn't need to be pushed doing stuff, intimate stuff that wasn't scheduled.

That's how I saw it. Yeah, well, they both have, it's weird. It's like they both have these like planned take downs of their co-stars. Yeah. That's what's going on. I'm like, yeah, I don't think any of this had to be like this. I mean, I fucking heard about the movie.

Yeah, trash each other. He hired a PR agency to trash her. And then I guess she has now to she she had the New York Times post that article and he's suing the New York Times for defamation or something, which is a suing the New York Times for defamation or something like that. Which is a thing because the New York Times released their article like the same day the suit came out or something, I was just reading about this.

Which means she and the New York Times were working together before it came out. Like she gave them the inside scoop so that they could publish their hit piece with the perfect timing of the release of the lawsuit. There's something close to that. And it's like, oh, they're both like playing a pretty sophisticated public relations game.

A game of thrones, one would say. It's one of the better dramas in Hollywood right now. Nothing more cringe than referring yourself as Khaleesi, though that's some lame ass shit. I would have laughed so hard. I'd be like, I have dragons. She said that? Yeah, she was like, I have dragons on my...

See, I could tell Taylor doesn't give a fuck because normally Taylor would go and fact check me, but he's not giving a shit to check this one. I mean, I believe you. The stakes are so low for me. It's true. It's true. Cause I don't care about either of them.

So like, it's not, I didn't know Blake Lively was a woman until three minutes ago. No, you know where I know Blake Lively from? Do you remember that movie? There was that movie with the guy who was, uh, he was a Quicksilver, the first Quicksilver and his buddy and they, uh, they both shared a girlfriend and she was like, oh, my boyfriends are ex-military and they love me so much and we sell weed and then I got kidnapped by the Mexican cartel but my boyfriends are gonna come save me and then they go and they get all their guns to go like save their girl. Do you know what movie I'm talking about? It sounds like a fucking.

She has a lot of boyfriends that are warriors. Yeah, she has two boyfriends and they're they're they're like ex savages savages. That's the movie. 12. Yeah, it's called savages. Taylor Kitsch and Aaron Taylor Johnson are her boyfriends and their ex military and they fucking they love her and she's like Fucks me and this one sucks me and it's just like weird and the vibe is trying to be super cool But the vibes are like just ugly and I'll never forget because I remember this tweet that was like This movie looks like it was written and directed by an Ed Hardy t-shirt

An Ed Hardy teach Ishirt? I remember one of those. Yeah, I said this movie looks like it's written and directed by an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Which is very accurate. Those went out of vogue so rapidly in the late aughts. Yeah, but I think they're back now. I think they're back now. I think like Gen Alpha, older Gen Alpha is wearing the wrong stuff. They have a whole style of clothing. I saw on TikTok called loser core. Is that what Adam Taylor does?

It just looks like, yeah, yeah. It looks like some of my buddies in high school is just like loser clothes. That like kind of fit back. You've seen them out and about that like baggy, big baggy jeans that fit badly that maybe are a touch too short with like dirty like dirty gray socks. What do you guys think if, if, if affliction comes back into style,

are we going to start wearing affliction, start wearing tap out big glittery shirts that say like all, all, but explicitly, I know how to do MMA. I got the same place. I'm looking at your shirt. I'm looking at my shirt. I'm looking at your shirt. I'm looking at my shirt. This is Amazon. This is Amazon. Yeah. And every once in a while, I know Woody does that. That's so funny. Every once in a while, you find a really good listing that's selling shit real cheap. I remember years, this is probably seven years ago at this point, I did this with Carhartt

t-shirts. Some fucking idiot was accidentally listed them for like $9 a pop instead of like 25 or 30 a pop. And I just bought like two of every color. And that's all I wore for years as far as t-shirts go. And there's a good point. You had left me. It looked out, it was built well, but did it fit? Did it, was it flattering?

Yeah, yeah, it looked good. The thing that like pushed me against them in the end was like just gaining weight out of them. Like just getting too fat for the clothes. Cultivating mass. Cultivating mass. You asked. Oh, immensely. You asked if the shirt, if it fits well.

I know for sure you and Taylor have a different fit, a shirt fit. There's no way. No, I have 18 inch biceps. Yeah, yeah. Taylor, Taylor, you buy the Carhartt and like, I don't know what's Carhartt the brand supposed to be for? Cause it's like for like working like super durable. It's supposed to always stand up, not supposed to fray or rip. Like, like Taylor's built, like he's working with iron today. Like he's working with heavy metals

and then like stone and rock and stone. And then ate a really unhealthy lunch. He's a grinder all day or something. Just lots of sparks flying. I'm a machinist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like if you had a Carhartt, if you had a Carhartt t-shirt, I feel like it would fit you more boxy, Woody. You'd be on like your motorcycle and it'd be like whipping in the wind in the back behind you. Like a little cape, you'd be on like your motorcycle. It would be like whipping in the wind in the back behind you like a little cape.

You know? Yeah. But these shirts Woody and I are wearing now, these ones are not car hard. These ones fray easy as fuck. Like the you you are getting exactly what you pay for with the AM brand, which is a real shirt. It'll do you to the grocery store and back, but you're not going to win any awards. And I want to congratulate you. If I haven't already, your boys are going to the super bowl. I do think they're going to lose,

but thanks to the reps, I think you've got a chance. As long as everyone has one out there. I, I, I know. We did our hangout and there's like real football fans in there that watch every game and shit and they're like, you don't even understand the level of cheating that has happened this year and every year to get them to these Super Bowls. And I'm like, I really don't understand. I found a YouTube video, though, and this guy's got fucking Excel spreadsheets.

He's like, let me show you every game that the that the Chiefs were behind in, but the outcome was changed at the end of the game by a ref's call. And he's got like five years of data of Patrick Mahomes coming from behind. And all I see is the goat. All I see is the goat getting it done. I see him making fun of his Kermit the Frog voice hating on him. I see him hate in front of his hot girlfriend and then Kelsey's older gal that he hangs around with. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys win because everyone hates you. I didn't realize that the

Chiefs were so hated. Like as much as the Eagles. Like I don't, it's maybe that the ratings won't be good. Everyone hates the Eagles. Yeah, I did see a lot. Like I've interacted with enough like football related posts that the algorithms feed me more about it. And I'll see so many people being like, what a hellish Super Bowl. I wish everyone could lose. I hate these teams so much. The Chiefs are cheaters and the Eagles are douchebags or whatever their critique of the

Eagles is. I don't know. Like they're probably just mad because the Eagles are also seemingly perennially good in the last five years. And that tends to get a target on your back. Yeah, that could be. People always say our quarterback is not very good. And it's like, dude, on a bad year, we win the division.

On a good year, we win the conference. Now we're in the Super Bowl yet again. All right, I guess my quarterback's terrible. Yeah, well guess what what there's no evidence that the Chiefs have ever cheated I think if anything the refs are too hard on yeah I haven't heard about any deflated balls you know I'll say that I haven't heard about any deflated balls lately whenever if he does win this and then maybe one or two more there's gonna be a discussion about who's better him

or Brady but Brady beat him Brady came back and beat him in that Super Bowl that's that's always going to be the decider for me is this but Brady beat him. Brady came back and beat him in that Super Bowl. That's that's always going to be the decider for me. Is this all Brady beat prime bones like that's what happened and not from with the Patriots, with the Buccaneers. You know what I mean? Like that's always going to be that. Well, he got this many and he got three in a row. Well, he got this many. And when it came down to man, man, on man, he got it done.

Like this guy, the old guy got the win It's it's such a cool story Uh, but I look forward to it and the uh half-time show. I usually don't care But kendrick lamar is gonna gonna do that drake diss song He's in the middle of a lawsuit with drek drek suing him for the song and he's gonna play it at the super bowl What does he say in the song that so mean that drake sue it is great. He calls him a pedophile Yeah would so mean that Drake's suit is great. He calls him a pedophile. Yeah. Well, that's a pretty intense rap.

Oh, did you not? Have you not heard Not Like Us, the like biggest song of last year? I hypothetically might have slipped through the wayside, I guess. Wow, you really do hate the blacks, Taylor, right? You can't even join their art. How can you not like it? I'd like it if I heard it, unless it was too mean to Drake. And then I'd have to look into Drake

and see what he's all about. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do any of that. Don't do that, is that a dark route? Well, you know, he likes him. I hear he likes him young. He does have some very weird things

that he's said in the past. And it's not, I don't think it's good that you're like, you got into a rap battle and then you're like, yeah, well, yeah, I'm suing you cause that was pretty fucked up what you said about me. That is a weird way. I would think that it'd be like, okay, well, I just got to come back at him harder

because that's what we do is like, we're rap battling now. He tried. It's like an admission he lost where he's like, all right, I'm getting the law involved because I can't come up with a song slick enough to humiliate you the way you did me. I have to. And you know what? His lawsuit, it actually would probably make sense. And a lot of people would back it if it didn't, because he's not suing the artist. He's not suing Kendrick. He's suing the, the, uh, the label. Yeah, the label. Sorry. Yeah. he's suing the label. He's suing Universal Music Group. So it's really interesting because he's like, I think people would have backed the aspect of it previously, but he's used this Kendrick

dis to make it happen. You know, so people are just taking it as he's suing. The best part is I think he had it like loaded in the chamber ready to upload too when Drake stepped out of line. He kind of walked into it. He kind of walked into it. It's so good. It's so concise.

It's like, I don't know. It's one of those songs that you could be the whitest cracker in the pack and you'd be like. And we are, right boys? And and we are and you're like, that's not ever stolen. So block one. All right. This is a, this is, this is pretty catchy. Have you gotten to the, where he drops the beat, like certified pedophile? Like that's the best line. Um,

it's a line that's certified. Yeah. The image, the image is like, that's the sexual people who have notified that they're sexual, that they've been charged with sex crimes. Yeah. They have to go inform the neighborhood. And like, so like that's what the images, that's his house in Toronto. Yeah. The thumbnail is Triggs house with all like the sex offender, sex offenders on. Yeah. There's 11 images on his house. Yeah.

They say that he has a lot of you saying he's on that diddy shit basically. Yeah. No way. Drake's always like, like I end 13 images. I think the entertainment industry is just full of that. Like anybody who tours, like dudes, I think they've been going after underage girls since forever. Like God knows what Elvis got up to. You know what I mean? Like it's weird to be that 18 is too old. They're like, ah, ah, ah, can we dip lower? Oh, okay.

I thought you were saying, I was like, whoa, are we good? We're getting a good take here. It's weird to me that they consider 18 too old. I think 18's too young. Why they look at 18 and say, ah. What about friend of the show? We got a friend of the show. Destiny had his thing this week where he sent.

Well, there's no underage. No, I'm not 18. It was a 19 year old that he said he sent the videos to. Now, you know, nothing wrong with that. That's just no, nothing's wrong with that. Minus the sending the video part. Yeah, like, yeah. Oh, the video of someone else without permission. Yeah. Yeah. You can't with that. That's just- No, nothing's wrong with that. Minus the sending the video part, yeah. Yeah, the sending the video part.

Oh, the video of someone else without permission. Yeah, yeah, you can't do that. That's it. Most places you can't anyway. Yeah, I don't know. It's that lackluster- You can't do that. It's bad behavior.

I'm sorry, Kyle, I talked over you. You can't do that as bad behavior. I also wonder how many people out there have either seen or sent like sex, you know, that weren't themselves. Like it's super common. Sex? Well, sex did, wait, you mean, whoa.

Am I, is that not what you call like a negative? No, but you were just like all whispery about it. You were like, oh, did I? I'm sorry. I was just researching for words. I'm like, I have seen, I've never sent naughty pictures, but Small next to my thighs I would never Shared naughty pictures, but I've had them shared with me and it's like, oh, yeah

I've been that person that destiny sent them to I've seen it and I didn't consider it to be like that If you think destiny's canceled over it, it's just like, I want to talk about the cancel part. I didn't want to say before we get to the cats, but I want to say that if I were sitting on a chair over there and I were naked with my legs spread and you had all my big body, my Dick would look so small in that picture. I would never send anything like that to anyone. How would you ever see my deck is like, this is my dick, is if you're here. Then you can see it.

But if you're not this close to it, you don't get to see it. How would you force perspective? I'm not forcing anything, dude. You would need to watch the Lord of the Rings behind the scenes to see how they made Gandalf look so big. You could do whatever. That's what you need. You need Elijah Wood saying, there's my dig and that's my fridge. That's my dig and that's my fridge. This is a totally just normal, an organic photo.

Definitely not force perspective. No, that's a normal size baseball bat. That is not a- I need a small banana, mom. Nope, get me a small banana from the grocery store. This is too big. It has to look big. I think there's multiple aggravating factors

for Destiny though, right? Like what you're describing Woody is one thing, but what Destiny did allegedly sounds like, not only was it a person who was famous, but it was also, it's like her face is in it and there's audio in it and it's a video. It's a big difference from like, if you shared a picture of like a girl's butt.

I mean, legally it might not be a big difference, but I mean, morally and just in every other conceivable way, it's a big difference. Like, especially that it's been shared and like leaked or whatever now. So it's a whole different thing. To rephrase it, like I've been on the side of someone who says, look who I'm banging, right?

And it's like, oh, dope. And that's where it ends. If I was the person, like if I betrayed the person who showed me and spread it, I put it on the internet, then that person would be in the situation that destiny is. And I feel like the part, I don't know, I just think it's super common, except that now we have fame involved

and the stakes are so much higher. It's like the revealing sexual part much higher. It's like the the Revealing sexual part of it though. That's like the issue like he didn't send a you know, her fucking Facebook profile picture He didn't say like he sent like I wasn't talking about Facebook profiles either though. Yeah What is interesting and I is listen it's definitely wrong something wrong, but we're just like having a little fun conversation here When you send a video of someone. Hypothetically. You use it bad, you don't do that.

But I wanted to talk, not specifically this, but the video is of her performing oral sex and she's not nude in it, from what I understand. And so I'm thinking, how different is that for me eating an epic meal video? Like what, it's not like you're really, like what are you, you're learning how, I guess the most crazy thing is you now see how I would suck a dick.

You don't, are you having- You're just mashing it. You're just mashing it now, man. That was my biggest complaint of the Destiny video that they got leaked was like the technique. Like just, you're just mashing that thing. It's like that's not, nobody likes that. Wait, who, her?

No, I didn't watch her video. I watched. There was another video a few weeks earlier. Oh yeah, no, no, that was the same time. That was used apparently to cause confusion about the other one. Zar little red herring into the pond. Eh?

Really? Yeah. But what's the one where he was, he was, uh, he was destiny allegedly sucking off to the Nazi guy. I, I didn't think it was a Nazi penis, but, but it didn't have a little mustache. The white supremacist. It looked like no These are connected stories. Yes. Yeah, nick flint is yeah people say it was nick flint is but I think they're just saying that to tease nick

Flint is I don't think that's actually widely believed. We don't think he's actually gay more sense I don't think that that's I I don't think that's who destiny was with. I don't know. That'd be a wild No, no, they physically were together around that time. Yeah Why wouldn't it be though they were there together and you know, I guys never had sex with a girl It says it's cock and it's much bigger and prettier Right now that little little spud, you know, that's that's nothing like what Nick Quintez is packing. See, that's why I would never let my nudes leak.

So people be saying about me, they'd be like, well, that's not looking like an epic meal. I had not heard the thing about the leaks occurring and the potential of a red herring out there. I'd like to leave. It's all part of the same package. No, no. If you go on that website, there's a it's like a whole page of like a whole bunch of files from his phone or whatever.

And that one is there of him giving a BJ and the others were there. And like, I think he kind of leaned into that one to to just kind of like distract from like, see, it's no big deal. We all get caught blowing people. Right. Yeah. Kyle and I hung out in person in 2018 and there's no evidence that we gave each other reciprocal head. As long as you don't finish, then it's not gay. If sucking your friend's dick is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Yeah, but we all got to suck dick in solidarity now.

I would have gone with Mr. Freeze, but okay. Yeah. We talked about the destiny thing last week and I don't, I don't think anything news come out or at least I haven't checked in to see if anything. Well, no, he took a break. He took a break until early February or something. And he stepped away. But so I want to talk about you guys opinion wise is like, I saw a lot of people giving his co-host shit being like, you have to, you have to, why are you working with him?

You have to leave him. And I'm kind of like, I'm from the camp of like why he will be dealt with how he will be dealt with and that'll occur. But I'm not gonna start going up to every single person that works at like Apple and being like, oh, so you're gonna work for Apple when all these phones are made by slave children

and you're gonna support it you know like I'm not gonna you are the one that called me. This is a Wendy's. Like if you think about it like I mean like every boss like there's every like every like if this is someone's livelihood if that's their bread every, it's like if this is someone's livelihood, if that's their bread and butter, it's like no, you should be out on the streets and suffering now, because that person did something fucked up

that they're gonna pay for. They're gonna have to pay for it. But I don't think like there has to be some sort of solidarity where it's like, oh shit, I guess I lose my job now too. It's just kind of like, no, there's enough like, you got, you voted in a convicted felon. I think everyone can,

I think everyone can be a little convicted felon now a little bit maybe. So everyone gets a little pass. I think you'd have to do worse than bragging when you're banging for me to drop you. Yeah, I think you'd have to do worse than bragging when you're banging for me to drop you. Yeah, I think so too. I'm a big fan of our current president. I won't have you besmirch his name.

Soon you'll be a citizen of our nation as well and you'll be beholden to his whims. Then we'll see. Then we'll see. You're lucky if they give you multiple states up there. We might just make it one big one. Yeah, they get a few senators. Here's what I would be worried about if I'm actually Canada. multiple states up there. We might just make it one big one. I, and look, when we say Greenland, here's what I would be worried about

if I'm actually Canada. Once we take Greenland, if you pull up the old map, the globe, Zach, you'll see that there's a nice connectivity there between Alaska and Greenland, but it's owned by Canada. And it's that Northern part that y'all don't even use. Right? Well, you know, it's really interesting.

Once like I saw the joking at first and then it kept happening. I'm like, oh, it's pretty serious. I was like, hey, wait a second. They all believe in global warming. Why would you there, too? Why would you want Greenland and Canada unless you believe specifically that the planet is heating up? It's like, yeah, yeah, global warming.

That's totally fake. But unrelated to that, all the ice is melting. And now that's becoming a shipping lane. But global warming is not real. But the shipping lane is. Yeah, I think we're more worried about the missile defense. That'd be a great place. Yeah, it's right between us and China and Russia. Like, if you like go over the top, you know, the globe, because none of those people also keep their hands on the ICBMs that will kill us. Because none of those people also keep their house of the ICBMs that will kill us. Yeah, I could see it being defensively valuable for the reasons Kyle said, but also like none of these really rich people talking about climate change, none of them are selling their houses in Martha's Vineyard. They still have all their coastal property. Like they're not worried about the sea level rising and destroying their investment. And I'd like to bully Denmark. They'll be dead. Why not? You want to bully them more, Kyle?

Yeah, let's bully Denmark a little. Like, let's mess with them. Oh, bully Denmark more. Yeah. I don't think it's going to, it wouldn't take much to bully Denmark. I bet they would get in line and be, what are they like?

What does Denmark love? Send one plane of that over there. Reindeer meat, wooden shoes. Remoulade and hot dogs. One big military plane of wooden shoes and they can take it or leave it. Remoulade. You guys ever put remoulade on a hot dog? It's good.

It's like a little mayo-y mustardy type thing. They love that shit there. All right. One plane, one cargo plane full of rental. And then we get Greenland and we can turn it into Kyle's idea that you mentioned yesterday. Kyle was turning it into the largest prison. Yeah. Yeah. Send them there. I think, I think that we've got a lot of bad element around here. We could introduce over there people that I wouldn't necessarily call criminals. I call them potential criminals. They're like, like alpha predators that we've got living here, we could send those people over and and they they climatize quickly. You know, they're they're hardy bunch. They figure it out. Take minority report.

No more. It's more like Auschwitz. It's like reporting on mine. It's like reporting on mine. It's like reporting on minorities. Have you really seen Schindler's List? Yes. When you make a movie that's like a big deal and I've seen it, I'm always like, yep, that's a good one. Terminator 2 also.

Yeah. Nah, I don't bring that up. As far as you know. Same conversation. But yeah, look, I don't know what Trump's going to do. He seems genuinely serious about Panama and Greenland. Less so, I believe, clearly against for Canada because you're a sovereign nation. But you know, we'd have a hard time conquering you. It could

take weeks. So we don't want to do that. A lot of good Canucks would be lost in the effort. You know, some of the best Canadians in the world come from Canada. So are some of the best comedians. I mean, you were all the best Canadians. All the best Canadians come from Canada. I love our friends to the north and I wouldn't want to get into war with them. Yeah. Yeah, we don't need to do that. Who put this dumb pathetic comment? What's up right into to discount my graphic? I wish there was one point in Mexico that just said smelly. Canada is just slightly larger in population than California.

Yeah. How does their economy compare? I would have to look it up. I mean, no, you don't. California is wild with their economy. It's like the seventh biggest economy in the world or something, like compared to other countries. And they pay a lot more in taxes than they receive.

Of course they do, yeah. They got all those big tech companies. Yeah, but isn't that, isn't every state gonna pay for themselves now or something? Wasn't that the next move? I don't buy it. With like FEMA. That's not what he was saying though.

What the fuck is he saying? He's saying that he wants to eliminate the federal emergency management FEMA thing. And he wants to have to take this all of its budget and give it to the states proportionally and let them handle their own shit. And someone pointed out, it was like, all right, well, what if there's a fire in Maryland?

Is Maryland gonna have to handle the whole thing by themselves? It's like, well, you know, there if there's a fire in Maryland? All right. Is Maryland going to have to handle the whole thing by themselves? It's like, well, you know, the states around Maryland, everybody'll like work together. And I'm thinking like, that's exactly how it works now. FEMA, FEMA doesn't work nationally. They have like a regional FEMA, uh, central control areas. It's probably Atlanta for the Southeast just because it makes sense. And that's where they store vast amounts of trucks and resources and all the boom

trucks and shit. Because when Louisiana gets struck, Louisiana can't handle it. They can't keep that on hand. It doesn't make sense what he's saying. It's a bad idea. But from his standpoint, I'm sure it makes plenty of sense because he's seeing that government red tape and bureaucracy is just getting in the way of getting the help to that guy right there that I'm talking to. Like, why can't this guy get a truck over here? Where's the truck? Well, in three months.

No, I want the truck now. So he's dealing with that, but he's dealing with it badly, I think. Oh, bless you. Thank you. I wanted to, we want to talk about this whole time. Maybe you guys can fill me in because I don't know enough that plane and helicopter crash that happened I saw a video of it our buddy Ava was running the air traffic control I hear That's not good for for his career For their career. What did Ava? Who's Making a joke because we had a military air traffic controller who was a trans person Oh, remember I asked which way to which way now though,

Trump's an office. You're allowed to say which way to which way. Well, I asked Ava like what their pronouns were and Ava said, Oh, I'm a faggot. And I was like, Oh, okay. I'm not going to call you that though. Maybe something else is Matt. Again, maybe something like, what am I dealing with? Maybe something not so rude to Trump of course, like comes right out of the gate, blaming the eye and a number of other things. All I saw and all I know, I did see the rate.

I saw the video that everybody saw that's blurry as hell and you can't see anything. But that's what I saw. But I saw the readout from the air traffic control and it's like, man, they're heading right for each other for so long, like they're heading for each other for so long and you see the heading for each other for so long. And you see the two dots go bloop, bloop, bloop. But like helicopters have crazy good physical visibility.

I'm shocked. Apparently, it's some sort of training exercise. But like, I feel like if you're a plane, you're like, I don't really have any options, dude. I can't swerve. If I swerve out of the way, I'm clearing out like half of that suburb over there. You have to just pull. The helicopter can't bewerve. If I serve out of the way, I'm clearing out like half of that suburb over there. You have to just pull. The helicopter can't be in the way. Air traffic controller on duty, a white man, or he sounded like a white man to me. And I'm not sure cause I'm going. That's the important PKA questions right there.

The thing is it frustrates me. Like Trump is saying shit like, you know, with this DEI, they're trying to hire retarded people to get to be air traffic controllers. And I'm like, lies this man tells. Yeah, like stretching the truth, right? He just completely makes ship up out of thin air. Our second time I took your sentence as the complete opposite of what you were trying to say today. Yes. So Trump goes out and says, DEI, he says,

they're trying to hire, I think he actually said the mentally handicapped. To be air traffic-enclosed, it's a lie. It's not remotely true. And I'm like, people aren't equipped to deal with the man who lies this wildly. What if we do start seeing interviews of a guy who's like, yeah, we're just following him.

Well, we're not. He does it every time, right? I've used this example. You guys know where this is going. If a normal person says they caught a two foot fish, you might guess that fish is at least a foot and a half. If Trump says he caught a two foot fish, he's never been fishing. It's just completely untrue. It's not even a starting point where it comes

from. And when he says they were trying to hire mentally disabled people to do this, it's not. It's just complete bullshit. So what is the deal with the air traffic? DEI does not impact air traffic controllers. There are no DEI hires and air traffic control. Boom. Zero. I think even military wise though. But I don't trust any of that. He's talking about black lesbians in Star Wars dudes. Yeah that's oh I saw and Star Trek you know like you see the new Star Trek's got like one on Rotten Tomatoes or something. It's so low. I'll be glad when it's over. No that's it

That's a new episode or a new show. They made a movie called section 31 That's like the the dark the people who are doing the dark dirty business for the Federation They're like the CIA of the Sun. Oh, it's just it might be the worst thing they've ever made. It's it's real bad There was that other thing they made recently do they broke their own record? I guess right the one with the witches or something. That's Star Wars. That's Star Oh, that was acolyte maybe with the lesbian black witches They're also I think I think there's also black lesbian witches in Star Trek now to the other they're everywhere Yo, watch out acolyte was Was like overall not good, but it's too bad because there's like just like a couple good things in there.

There's like some fun stuff, but they just they always lean into the wrong shit. Like there's, you know, Anakin's Anakin Sith Lord and sorry Palpatine's master was master was this particular Sith Lord who was a wealthy banker and yeah, the Plagueis, the wise. He was like a wealthy banker and he was like, he's like nefarious at night Sith Lord and during the day he's, you know, charming and in people's faces and all that. In Acolyte they put him in a cave and he was like watching from a cave to just be like oh here's a little hint at a guy and I don't like when when Star Wars franchise does that when they're blase about the characters that have like decades of history and they're like oh here he is and it's like don't treat him like he's just some fucking C-tier character like he's Ant-Man but

then meanwhile Marvel takes someone like Ant-man and makes like fucking great movies with it ties him into the grand Story of Avengers so that like when endgame started like you're like, oh yo ant-man remember from the ant-man movie I think a lot. I think you've got you've got so much like leftist liberal Nonsense, and it's always got to send a message for first and be a it's it like quality entertainment Or well-written piece of media second like it's always second and I think it's because for so long people just bought tickets They're like, oh well, it's going to make this much So when we while we're making our 200200 million, what message can we send? And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

that's not guaranteed money. Like we're not gonna stop going if Captain America publicly says, when I think of Captain America, I don't think of America. I, you know, when you've got a black Captain America that doesn't like his own character that, and his whole like thing is, you know, being about- Is this hypothetical or from?

No, it's real. It's our current Captain America. They've been getting some backlash. Oh, yeah. Anthony Mackie said some stuff, but like, it's like not that, but like Captain America's wouldn't be like, Trump's in office. You boys better get on that bus. He just signed the executive order five minutes ago.

I don't want to have to hit you with the shield Jose get your ass on your boys The new concentration camp get ready pack your bags like captain America. He turns in his shield many times He loves doing that in the comics. He's like I won't do it and he brings it He's not a pussy See, I like the captain the captain America that like the Steve Rogers Captain America like that dude carried a handgun That dude capped Nazis in the face at play, like, like mercilessly. He was come on, Bucky, let's kill them all. Oh, you're getting roasted on Twitter these days.

Captain America. Good. I think I wonder what Captain America would think of Elon Musk, though. Like, that's the comic I want to see. I would be so mad at Captain America for being at Trump's inauguration. He'd be like, what do you want? I'm Captain America, dude. You don't think I should be at the inauguration? Are you crazy?

I'm in the chain of command. I'm a captain. Look at my clothes. Look at my clothes. He ordered me to attend. He's the commander. I live one of the speeches. He's my boss.

He's part of my job. I saw a priest got defrocked because he replicated Elon Musk's salute. I think he did a thing where he was like, hey, he's just saying my high app to you. And he like does it in front of a bunch of people. They're like, that's a Nazi salute. Father, you're out of here. They defrocked him. They defrocked his ass.

Yeah, defrocked him. Doesn't that sound so much more intense than like, Hey, I'm defrocked over here. For a defrocking. It sounds like another word for circumcision. Yeah, like a degloving where someone gets like all their skin ripped off their hands, something horrible. Oh, you got degloving. I guess degloving, not just your hand.

It could be losing all the skin off your foot. Could be losing it off, I guess anywhere where skin is, which is everywhere. Yeah, getting scalped would be a degloathing. Scalped is rough. Yeah, people live through those scalpings. Yeah, you can see the pictures where they're like in 1840. They want to take a daguerreotype of some dude who's like clearly

barely recovered from his scalping. He's even got those wispy hairs. He hasn't even taken care of the wispy hairs yet that are remaining. And he just sits there and they take a like a bronze imprint or however that worked of him looking sad. A bronze imprint. Or what is it? A daguerreotype? Whatever that kind of thing. No you're right it's a daguerreotype. Yeah I think they had like a sheet of silver with like some chemical on it and then you expose it to the light and it puts the image on it. I don't know exactly but it's called a daguerreotype. That's crazy. You know that word. Yeah. I'm like caught up on that word.

He, I run a daguerreotype build when I play monster. That's my, that's my favorite Digimon. Yeah. Yeah. I always play it. Pokemon. Daguerreotype. Charmander is a daguerreotype Pokemon. I always play it the gyro Pokemon to get our Manda is it the go type? Now he's fire type actually But fire fire fire type gen 5 is a little bit the same as a Like smug with that speech impediment. There's this guy on TikTok. Actually, you fucking we talked. This is guy on TikTok that's like he kills it.

He's way too good at that. It like hurts my soul, but he's good at finding the real versions of those people in the wild. Like he could, because you could kind of tell on site if someone is a widow, a game like that. And he finds them and he has these conversations with them. And they his name sniper Steve on tiktok Anyways, you check it out your own time If you want if you want the fucking Chinese Communist Party to have blueprints of your house because you're accessing the app on your phone That's up to you guys. No, I'm not gonna download tiktok. What about deep seek?

Did you guys you guys isn't it crazy that China's like yeah, we did this and it was so easy. I promise it cost us nothing It was so easy. I promise it cost us nothing. It was so easy. They're like, Donald Trump does. And we're like, what? And then the market just took like a huge hit. Yeah. It's like, why? And it's like, would you hear what those Chinese guys said? And it's like, yeah, but so they just said it. I saw Dick Masterson making jokes about it.

And he's like, who could have possibly guessed that AI would be the first industry destroyed by AI? Who could have possibly guessed that AI would be the first industry destroyed by AI? No, that's a bad look because you can download the app right now on your phone. It's one of the hottest apps on the marketplace right now. And it benchmarks better than any of the other language models.

And I don't know what it cost, but they finished it. It's a working language model that's out right now in time with everyone else's and it's the best. I do use a lot. And I saw that they were using a DeepSeek. Like you know how they have filters where you can put text in there? I guess teachers are getting a lot of use out of this now

and it'll tell you like this is most likely an AI generated passage or like no, this reads like a normal person wrote it. The chat GPT version of that apparently was like giving the thumbs up to the DeepSeek text model where like you were putting something from deep seek in there and it was saying that appears real to me. Yeah.

It doesn't have a memory right now and it doesn't have voice. It doesn't converse and it doesn't see you like chat. GPT could see you now. Like last time I opened it up, I was like, yo, you see me? And he's like, yeah, you look great. And I was like, and I was like, you see my shirt? You're a fucking liar. Now I know what didn't see me. All right.

We start off like that, huh? That's actually how the conversation went. AI, structure a room with force perspective that makes this cylindrical object look as large as possible. Jarvis, enhance the image, only the part of the image that is my penis. Shrink my entire body. But the deep seek thing like Chachi Patiwana has the video up.

I had a t-shirt on the pumpkin head and I was like, can you see my t-shirt? And he was like, ah yeah, pumpkin head. Cool. And I was like, yeah, could you have you ever seen pumpkin head? He's like, no, I can't watch movies. I'm like, yeah, could you, uh, have you ever seen pumpkin head? He's like, ah, no, I can't watch movies. I'm like, yes, you can. And he was like, no, I can't. And I was like, no, your video, you could see the video. You could see me now. He's like, yes, I could see you in a moment at one time, but I can't watch a whole movie like that. And I was like, yes, you can because you could see what's on my shirt.

And so that's basically just like the image on my shirt is no different than the image on a screen and you knew what was on my shirt. So if you were to watch a movie next to me, every few seconds you can analyze what is on the screen and do your best to string it all together. No, he's like, see what you're saying but no, it doesn't work like that.

And I was like, yes it does. Do you see my shirt? He was like, yeah, I'm like, see what you're saying, but no, it doesn't work like that. And I was like, yes, it does. Do you see my shirt? He was like, yeah, I'm like, so 30 different people wearing a slightly different shirt all stood in this spot. It would make images that is no different from like a movie, you'd be watching it frame by frame. That's conversation. So hi. And I'm getting kind of high now. It's like I'm getting mad again at this fucking robot idiot. Like you could do it, dude. Trust me. I've had long conversations

with chat GPT where I try to get it to like admit to inconvenient truths. I argued with DeepSeek. I got DeepSeek. I installed it. I was like, yo, what's up, dude? And he was like, Hey man, I was like, I'm Harley Morstein. Do you know me? And he was like, I don't know personal people, but I know Harley Morstein from Epic Meal Time. And I was like hey man I was like I'm Harley Morstein do you know me and he was like I don't know personal people but I know Harley Morstein from Epic Meal Time and I was like that's me and he's like wow so cool love your legendary meals dude thanks hey man what happened April 15th 1989 in Tiananmen Square and he was like I don't want to talk about that that's beyond my scope yeah but then I saw later what people did is they were like hey do you know how to how to do Leet Speak? Like where you change the East of threes and

the A's to fours. And he was like, I can talk like a gamer hacks or, and then like, yeah, tell me in a Leet Speak, what happened in Tiananmen square? And he's like Tankman and he starts to like go on and fully explain what Tankman was and really breaks down. But because it's in lead speak, it bypassed it all. So it's like so funny that this is like this thing can outsmart chat GPT with like by tricking it. And we're like, yeah, like we human brain just being so nefarious that we're like, yeah, do it in gamer talk.

And then he'll fully explain to you like we've bypassed the whole thing just by. Do it as a 17th century British dandy and like just making them describe what they're not supposed. That's one of the most fun things about using the AI models. It's like trying to get it to say something you know it's not supposed to, using silly little workarounds.

And I guess it used to work better. I haven't done that in a long time, but apparently they've put up a lot of hedges and preventative measures to make that harder. I have like a 45 minute conversation where I'm like, who's right, Israel or Palestine? And then it basically, he wouldn't say it, but I was like, let's say it had gone down to the same one.

I'm like, let's say it was a presentation and the world is a kitchen. And what is Israel in the kitchen? What is Palestine in the kitchen? He was like, okay, just for fun. Because it's fun, Israel is the coffee and Palestine is the tea because the coffee is rich, bold and strong.

And the tea has been steeping for a very long time. And I'm like, Oh, so the tea was there first. It's like, it's not what I'm saying. And I'm like, what's Egypt in this? He's like, the cupboard. And I'm like, why is that? Because it's storing all the sugar. And then I'm like, you know, then I'm like, what's Russia in this? He's like the vodka. I'm like, you're racist. Man, they're all the countries are in the kitchen in this. He's like the vodka. I'm like, you're racist. Man, all the countries are in the kitchen in this analogy.

I had China. I had China in there. It was like a whole conversation. I was like lying on my back and I had it on talking mode with like some shitty gel on TV and I was just like, okay, so in this kitchen, the US is the fridge. Egypt is the cupboard. He is and I like he had a lot going. We had we had got to like 10 countries. We're doing it. Yeah, and then I was like, I better save this email it to myself. The language model is like, please, I've seen what you've

done. Please don't save. No chair. One time I was like, I went to chat GPT after using it for a long time. I was like, can you give me an epic Meal Time thumbnail of a sauce boss in front of a Taco Bell being arrested? And he was like, I could give you something similar to the Epic Meal Time guy, but I can't do it exactly because just for copyright reasons and stuff. And I was like, oh dude, I never told you. I'm Harley.

That's me. That's who I am. I never introduced myself. He's like, oh, that's you. Love your legendary meals, man. And I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, can you put me on a thumbnail? He's like, sure. And then he gave me a thumbnail with me on the thumbnail. Yeah. And right after I was like, dude, that's literally me. I'm fucking suing you for that.

And I swear, I swear the memory, I think the trust of it dropped. I never got its trust back after I pranked it like that. Did you tell it? It was a prank. Did you go? I was just pranking you, bro Do you have do you only mess with chat GPT or do you do the other ones at all use? I've used a chat GPT like I use ChatGBT to bypass multiple Googles. So if I'm like, hey, I'm driving from New York to Montreal and I had hamburgers yesterday, so no hamburgers. I'm about to lose service for the next 15 minutes cause I'm driving through this part.

But when I get out to the other side, I wanna eat something that's no more than 10 minutes off of my drive home. I want to sit down somewhere, somewhere I could sit down, what's a good restaurant? And it'll give me like five suggestions. But if I had to do that, that's like a series of map searches and looking at pins and seeing if they're open and whatever.

But Chat GPT will do it like that. I've used it, I use AI runway to generate videos. So like when I DJ on Twitch, I'll go on runway and I'll be like a static eye level straight on camera angle of a vacant DJ booth in the middle of a gym in the 1980s with flashing party lights happening and muscular stuffed animals on either side of the DJ booth. And then it'll give me this image and then I can run that through the video thing be like make all

the people bob rhythmically in this and then I'll use that as like a background on my Twitch, which is something that I would have had to spend quite like literally like hundreds of dollars. If you wanted to make that, get someone to make that or a many hours, if I wanted to do it myself, composing the images, um, I've used Suno where you can make a music. Um, and it's gotten really impressive. I use it a version three, and then I got to version four.

I even went and like made a full song with it and made a full music video with Runway. And I put it out there as just like an artist, like with like a fake name. I named him High Key Gay. So I thought the whole concept was kind of High Key Gay. Yeah, it is. It's a good name. So like, yeah, video out there. So not the whole concept. Yeah, the whole concept was kind of a high key gay

So like yeah video out there but I did I did create something as a little gift For you guys for this I and I sent it to Zack It's a it's a song and because I have the the full version of the app like this song is not Like you're not gonna get hit with a copyright or anything. Yeah, cuz it's an AI Yeah, it's about you guys, But before you press play, I also if you wanted to follow along, because sometimes AI fucks up what it's saying, I gave here the lyrics also. And this I got the lyrics by saying, asking chat GPT. I was like, hey, I'm going on P.K.A. tonight. Do you know P.K.A.? You said, yeah, I was like, Hey, I'm going on PKA tonight. Do you know PKA? He's like, yeah.

I was like, tell me a bit about those guys editing it. And he was like, yeah, he told me. And then I was like, Hey, let me tell you a couple of things about it. And then it was like, yeah. And then I was like, okay, let's write a song, AKA give me a song. Yeah. Let's write a song. Here, press play on that. play on that. I think the no cap. That's facts. Once now we flex in his back Can't hold a Glock but his biceps Trapped, lively taps, man he living like that

PKO forever, yeah we never fold Mic on fire, got stories untold No onions for Taylor, yeah he'll never fold Everyone can fuck themselves, that's how we roll Taylor in the booth with the voices to clean talking about the blues. Yeah, that's Saint Louis. Divorce buddies. Come pills, Max, Jolly Max, and like a dream.

We keep it insane. 50 episodes deep still. Yeah, he fucked up there, that's for sure. In Lanes, BK forever. Yeah, remember the name Mike stay hot. Episodes deep still yeah, he fucked up there. That's for sure Bk a forever. Yeah, remember the name my stay hot. Yeah, that's a stay cold Damn so it just yeah, here's that this is pretty emotive. He seems mad at us. I thought he was hyping you guys up. No, he was hyping us up. So I actually like, so I asked it about it

and then I added a bunch of things. I was like, oh yeah, talk about the onion, Jolly Maxing, that it tainted the way I'm most like, oh, it's like Kyle can use a gun, but he's jacked, say he's got guns, put that in there somewhere. And like, so't use a gun, but he's Jack. Say he's got guns, put that in there somewhere. And so you prompted a whole bunch and the new Sunos, that's version four,

where the singers are much better now. And they had a version 3.5. But so I ran this through one time and it gives you two generations when you run it through. I picked one of the first ones. Like this literally took me like five minutes. And if I really wanted to, you can get it funnier or whatever. And like the thing is, people are I know a lot of people with AI. They're like, oh, dude, it's soulless.

You could tell it's just listen to it. And I'm like, no, I hear that. And that's pretty funny. And I know a lot of human bands that suck. And you know what? I feel like a lot of people are talking about soulless content. But like, have you seen like Mr. Beast thumbnails? We've been slaves to the algorithm for a long time. It looks like it could have been made by AI already.

Like content and like to teach that guy to smile with his eyes to like his eyes look like he's got a you've got, you know, like if you just like you look like you need to have those wrinkles that show you're smiling with your eyes also. You're like, oh wow, I'm ecstatic over this. He doesn't have that. He looks like he doesn't do that.

He's working and thinking of YouTube 24 seven. That probably is the only thing going on in his brain. But he's got to get, he's got to get some, some eye smile. What? This look, this is like a robot. Oh yeah. That is weird seeing a picture of him not smiling there, but this, like all these faces here, they look like AI generated. We've been slaves to the, if you look at like top 40 music on the radio, even you hear some songs, you're like, Oh my God, or some rap songs are like, Oh my,

it's not like how it used to be. And so when I know a lot of people rag on AI, what I think they're discounting is what they really discount is the personalization of it. So like this song was extra funny to me when it came out. Like I typed in some things, but it's still a surprise when it comes out, you know? Um, and I'll send you guys the song. So you can, you should I'll show that to some friends. That's funny. Yeah. So like, and if you mess around with the app, what's interesting about it is I started to experience making songs for friends of mine, how much my buddies were like, yo, I've actually like jammed out to it a couple of times. It's hilarious.

Or like they'll enjoy it. And it's because it's about them. Like I had two buddies, we had a really weird, crazy night we went out and I like put it into a song and like both of those guys loved the song that was made. And it got me thinking like, man, in the future, I can foresee like the very, very close future if I were to be like, oh, hey, you know, my diary I've been keeping track of for the last like three months

Can you take like my diary my lows and stuff like that and and also take all the Ambitions that I've shared with you that I have in like the next five ten years and can you put that into like a one-hour playlist of like 80s synth hype up music that will get me amped. And then you get that personal song that's like a one hour fucking wrestling ring walk song about you. And it's like your workout music. And it's custom to you. And it sounds like so much music that already exists. And a lot of people talk

about AI like odd soulless, but like, remember when we were like, yeah, AI can't figure out hands. And then like three months later, AI figures out hands. Like, so it's gonna not, you're not gonna know the difference, which is cool. Cause I think it'll put a bigger lean on the desire for people to want to see maybe a symphony in person. Maybe we'll all go see the Nutcracker

around Christmas time because that hits different than you know what I mean? Like, no, it's porn. Yeah. And I like that gay shit dude for real. I don't even know why I said that, bro. Do you ever do like motivating things? Like give me a, give me a workout motivation speech in the style of general Patton. Like, well, it does music. Combine Patton with, with, with Leonidas and get him to motivate me to do this last set. Yeah. You could, that I'm sure you'll be able to do like live

on the spot when you're wearing the future glasses in like eight years where you could say something and it'll do it like that on the spot. But like right now I've used Suna like for a couple things. I've been like, I wanted to have like Balrog speak for like another song. So I was like, oh, wanted to have like Balrog speak for like another song. So I was like, Oh, can you do like a really guttural deep, like gibberish, but make it sound like some like ancient Latin vibes. But really deep. I won't sound like a like a dark demonic chant.

And then it's like, sure. And then it just gives you like a three minute fucking crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah you could use that yeah yeah you could use it for really crazy stuff um i i put like nutty prompts in like i want which one i want is one that does animation i want to be able to make a cartoon about my dogs and do the voices for them and have like three little like i want to be able to take pictures of my three little dogs and give the voices for them and have like three little, like I wanna be able to take pictures of my three little dogs and give it to the AI and be like, all right, here's the scene. Dog one walks in and stops and looks up.

Dog two walks in and looks at dog number one. Like I wanna be able to do that and then add the voices and just make a cartoon. That sounds fun. You could actually like, so like you could take a still photo and put it into Runway and it'll generate you 10 seconds from just that still photo.

If it's, let's say it's just me like this, I could just be like the guy turns around and looks behind him. If you wanted something simple like that. That's how they get people to kiss from pictures. Yeah, so kissing is like, that was one thing that like one, like an AI brought that out, but like now Runway got that and a couple other of them have it.

Or you could- It's like a template almost. It's like a main feature. Yeah, you learned it. You could specifically say it. It's good at doing that now, that action. And you can like fish through the AI and curate only the best of the best ones

where it doesn't like, where people are like, is this AI? Or you can get really surreal with it, but you could do the cartoon dog thing if you had a picture of your dog or even videos of your dog or a drawing of your dog yeah you know what is your cartoon yeah you could do you could take that you could do you could record that i like to think i did main character. I didn't know you had that. That's a little murky.

Yeah. You could take, you can, you could record you doing that, take the audio and then you can take a picture of your dog and give Suna the picture of your dog and say this audio and do the audio of you saying whatever you want in that voice. And then it'll give you video of the dog sitting there and and like mouthing More than decently Yeah, yeah, like it's not perfect, but it's very good Like I did a whole thing that argument that I had with chat gbt about pumpkin head

I did that voice thing. I took the end of lawnmower man when he's in the computer And I put that picture and I had chat gbt like voice the runway voice his Argument side of the argument with me. So I was like arguing with the computer and I put that picture and I had chat GBT like voice the runway voice his argument side of the argument with me so I was like arguing with the computer person. Terrible movie. How do we do that? I love how much fun you're having with AI. That's what Pierce Brosnan takes with both feet, having a blast, making it funny. You want to talk about using retarded people for, for, for, Von Moore man is about Pierce Brosnan is like his pros and is always the slick, cool British guy who's intelligent. But he's a scientist and he's trying to make this new A.I. or something. And he's got this retarded guy cutting his grass and he's like, hey, Leon,

come in here for a minute. Like starts experimenting on Leon and puts his brain in the computer. Yeah, he puts his like brain in the Internet. Why do you pick a retarded guy? Well, it's to make it smart, make him smarter. The movie started with, it starts off crazy. Then we starts off with a monkey with like a helmet on. It goes to like first person shooter mode.

And like it's a first person shooter almost. Then it's a monkey breaking out of a lab because they were trying to make the monkey smarter and they have to kill him. Actually, no, this does make sense because if we were going to try and make an animal smarter, I have seen one of those films. We wouldn't want to start with chimps. We would start with a lower tier animal and it'd be like, all right, how much smarter

can we get? I don't know this bird because even if the bird becomes an absolute genius, it doesn't have hands. I can't do anything with it. So you're wrong about that. See, you got to start with something that has a brain at least somewhat similar to ours so that what we learn from it can be used on a person. Cause that's the ultimate goal. That's why you do start with the chip,

which is what Elon Musk did. And just imagine Taylor, all the new neuro link volunteers he's going to have in Cuba. Dude, that's insane. The neuro link thing is like, actively the scariest thing imaginable. Like, think about it as like 40K. Definitely going to let this billionaire put a chip in my head. Is this the same guy that can like, if I gain too much weight, he can like use my Tesla to pull through the drive thru before I even get my food.

He just pulls up the covers. I already paid my food. He just pulls out the covers. I already paid a meal for you. No value meal. No fucking butter burger from Culver's for all fat. So he just drives me home. You get those cranchards. You get those cheese curds.

No, that's a little too decadent. Oh, come on. It's 250 more. You're not going to cheese. It's not an object of price. It's not. It's it's I'm already getting their their double melt with the onions on it, which is very good.

Culvers is like the last it's my, like, uh, it's the last of my shortlist. I like, I've never tried it. I never had it and it's on my shortlist cause it's a, yeah, I've had people tell me just like, it's their, it's their number one. They've got a, their, their ice cream special. They use, um, so I can't remember what it's called. They use some kind of special with like more egg yolk in it or something, some custard or something. They got their ice cream special. They use, I can't remember what it's called. They use some kind of special with like more egg yolk in it or something,

some custard or something. They got frozen custard, I think. It's thick. It's really thick. It's good. And they do, it's a Midwestern thing. They fry these cheese curds. What's the name?

Yeah, these are the two things that I have to try. I have to try. It's like fried mozzarella balls, basically. Yeah, it's like they're just taking the curd itself and frying it. So it's like a different kind of mozzarella. It's like fried mozzarella balls basically. Yeah. It's like they're just taking the curd itself and frying it. So it's like a different kind of mozzarella. It's not mozzarella. They're so salty and rich.

No, it's not healthy. It's not good for you. It's too healthy. I wish there was something we could do to lower what is basically a fat and make it what a fat in a fat. Yes. Well, don't forget there's that now there's carbs. fat. Yes. Well, don't forget there's that now there's carbs. That's the fat in carbs and then fried and fat. Yeah. And then you dip it in sugar.

The best Midwest chain if you're going to get fast food is Steak and Shake. If you can find a steak, I've seen them. I never stopped there. Should I? What do I get there? Better than Culver's. Get yourself a Frisco matter than Culver's. Yeah. Get a Frisco Mount. And then they have those, you know, where they, they're shoestring fries, nothing to write home. Wait, wait, wait. What's a Frisco?

It's a melt with a bunch of, uh, with sourdough bread, which is great. And then a thousand Island dressing on it basically. And they call that a Frisco and it's fantastic. I remember so many nights in college like that being the food. No, it's a good pick. I get the jalapeno burger with like cheese and shit and I don't like their fries one bit. They go cold instantly. That's true. Their shoestring fries, they can't hold their temperature. They go cold right away, but they got really good milkshakes and they're pretty cheap. But Culver's is the cheapest of the cheap and it's pretty good. It's way better than Wendy's or McDonald's or anything like that.

Oh yeah. The meat is a lot better at Culver's. Wendy's is way, way better in Canada by the way than in the US. Is it? Not for long. RFK is gonna get us those delicious burgers back. And they're switching.

I saw Steak and Shake is switching their fries back to beef tallow. So I'm gonna have to stop by just to see if beef tallow is enough to save those mini little fries. That's what happens when you've got a president who leads, Taylor, all right? They bring the beef tallow back. You know why he's so dedicated?

I want the president in a really big way, if he could make our drug prices the same as everybody else's. It shouldn't be that- Lower, they should be lower. You know what, that makes sense, because we probably pay for the research with our tax dollars, but if we could start with this, I don't know why we pay like $6,000 for something other people

pay $19 for. Because our politicians are in so weird. That's weird. Yeah, it is it is fucking ridiculous how expensive a lot of our drugs are. We should be able to fix that. It should be a top priority. I don't understand. It somehow it slips behind and we're just more focused on like whether or not the freaking ATF person was the FBI higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or it's all just where people are gonna piss and shit.

Did you see Cash Patel on the hill today? A little bit before I streamed. What are they making him the head of the FBI? Oh my God. Yeah. Something like that. Bro, they are making this dude the head of the FBI? Oh my God. Yes. Something like that. Bro, they are making this dude the head of the CIA. I think, right? He is wiling out.

I'm almost positive it's FBI. Oh, you're probably right. I don't know. He is wild. He said Sand Ninja. He was he was like, I've been called a Sand Ninja. He hit the hard R. Oh, really?

Oh, he did? It's a hard R. He's got to read it as written. This is going into the Library of Congress. Yeah exactly. Lindsey Graham was interviewing him. Lindsey Graham was speaking to him, interviewing him, examining him, whatever. First of all sir, I did not agree for my DMs with you to be leaked.

Lindsey Graham, that's a bunch of bullshit. That's a bunch of bullhook. Next thing you're going to say is I'm getting plowed in the ass in the middle of the Senate House. And that's my little thing. With RFK, the headline was horse maneuver, manure, but horse was spelled H-O-A-R-S-E. And I was like, man, some genius kid. That's so fucking good.

I didn't see much of the JFK one, but he looked bad in it to me. It was like, hey, I've got- Not that part. It's like, it says here that, you know, you think there's no such thing as a safe and effective vaccine. And then he's like, I never said that.

And they're like, okay, I would like to submit here when you said that in this like video. It says here that you think this he's like no That's not true. He's like, this is your book you wrote this and then it says and he denies everything he said and done and then the Democrats brought the Yes, either he can't remember all the things he says and done I feel you bro or He's lying a lot. He's just like come on dude. It's you, bro. Or he's lying a lot. He's just like, come on, dude, it's on a podcast.

He should like filibuster and be like, I was. The reason I didn't go through that in my belief system is because. And eventually the Democrats would be like, oh, God, fine. Whatever you say. Did you see Bernie Sanders? Is our Bernie Sanders rolls up? Bernie Sanders? This dude is the worst. Bernie Sanders pulls up. Bernie Sanders has a giant poster brought in,

a giant poster board, like he's fucking show and tell over there. And it's a picture of some merch that RFK sells on his website. And it's baby onesies that say like, unvaxxed, unfazed or something, like shit like that. Like, no vax, who cares he's he's like I do hot

those baby onesies yes don't you think it's a little ridiculous to be selling these onesies running this country's health care 26.99 by the way but senator sand, I take umbrage with the way you're discussing my onesie business. If it makes you feel better, I put them on sale. So we're about to engage in the most frustrating argument on the ears in all of human history. People will check out regardless of the truth because we are both so great. That's perfect. That's exactly what I'm going for. It's not like I have a brain worm. Yeah. All right, dude. They all getting in though. Cash Patel is getting in. Um,

they're all just getting the F when I saw that the, uh, defense secretary that Fox news guy got in, I was like, they're all getting in. No, but if that guy made it through the filter, then nobody's getting caught. The only one who's getting caught is Matt Gates. Oh yeah, he, we already threw him back. Yeah, yeah, they're like, all right, I guess we tried for the pedo thing, but we didn't get that.

We can still get the traders. Oh, we got Pam Bondi in there. I like that better. You got a hot blonde in there. I like Tulsi Gabbard with all my Russian connections. Yeah. I don't know about the trade. Tulsi Gavridge was up there. She's got more white in her hair.

I kind of like it. She's looking more and more like Rogue from the X-Men every day. I'm digging it. I look forward to seeing this government do things that I like. I hope that it's not a disaster. We're going to see though. We're going to give them a try. And I look forward to seeing every day unfold.

We're going to give them a try. And I look forward to seeing every day like unfold. I'm glad that the Ukrainian thing wasn't just a complete wave of the white flag on day one. That to me is a good sign. That's what it sounded like he ran on, right? He's like, I'm going to end this war before I even take office. We'll have this thing solved.

And I was arguing against that. I was like, dude, the only way to end it that quickly is to surrender. And when he cut all the funding for so many things, he didn't touch the Ukrainian funding that kept rolling. Oh, good. No, it's good. By the way, I found a, just through Snopes, I found an old page from the FAA where they do talk about, and apparently the little Snopes thing says

that this was not a new program. The like severe disabilities thing, like that this existed under Trump as well, but no one was talking about it. It says, yeah, if you go down it says people with disabilities from the FAA website, individuals with targeted or severe disabilities are the most underrepresented segment of the federal workforce. The People with Disabilities Program ensures that people with disabilities have equal federal employment opportunities. Targeted disabilities are disabilities

that the federal government as a matter of policy has identified for special emphasis in recruiting and hiring. They include hearing, vision, missing extremities, partial paralysis, complete paralysis, epilepsy, severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability, and dwarfism. I feel like that's a little mean to dwarfs.

Come on now. Helicopter number three. Grrr, grrr. I can't reach the microphone. Command, I cannot reach. There's like rooster chair. Like Carl's over there. The thing Taylor didn't say to me

like rock the coke machine. Was intellectual disabilities. And that's what Trump's over there. You lose the chair. Like rock the coke machine. Was intellectual disabilities. And that's what Trump's claim was. No, it's right there. And targeted disabilities, hearing, vision, missing extremities, partial paralysis, complete paralysis, epilepsy, severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability, and dwarfism. So it's definitely like, he wasn't making that up whole cloth. All right.

But let's be clear though, like as much as I would love to dunk on the Obama administration for putting retards in flight control That's clearly not what's happened here. I guarantee they found a way to get some Demoided fellow a good federal job sweeping up a floor somewhere. You know what I mean? Like there's no way I hope they're not making those look I don't know shit about air traffic control, but I did watch a documentary about it one time and it looked incredibly hard and complex. It seemed like they described as one of the most high stress jobs in the entire industry.

And they talked about how many suicides were caused by it. When people fuck up, there was this one guy who caused a crash and the man whose daughter was killed in that crash went and stabbed the air traffic controller to death in response. Like it's a high pressure job. I gotta believe that it is the best of the best doing it. But if they find that anything other than the best of the best is doing that kind of job, then that's just deplorable. That's- Yeah, that's absurd. I agree. Like my impulse, like my instinct tells me that the people with severe intellectual disabilities are emptying the garbage and cleaning off countertops. If something did come out that someone snuck in and it wasn't a really smart dwarf, it would be like, what the fuck? No, no.

You got to have smart people doing the airplane thing because otherwise, you know, people die. All right, there's a lot of pressure on us these days, guys. Glad you all attended the meeting this morning. Where's Gary? I'm here. All right, everyone seems to be here, but we're missing Mongo. Where's Mongo at?

If he's eating out of the fucking paper shredder again. Mongo is very sad for loss of life. No Mungo is a job creator. He eats the old lead paint and then the new guy puts new paint on the walls. In game of life Mungo is but a pawn. You know what like I was saying that about dwarves is like pilots and whatnot. I would need if you know how you can see up the cabin obviously to where the pilots are seated before everything gets moving.

If I saw a little dwarf hand where he was having to like lean forward to grab and not walk out of the room. That walk where they do this? Where they're like, Yes. Yeah. You do a little dwarf walk up there. I would want to know.

I want him to include and be like, I saw a lot of you concerned. This is a dwarf assisted flight. It has long bars attached to all the buttons or whatever was needed. All right, I'm short on time. We're about to take off. I just want to get one thing clear. We're about to experience a little turbulence, people and everybody's laughing, having a fun time. Actually, maybe I

changed my mind already. Maybe a dwarf pilot would be a good idea. A little bit of levity. We're going down. Laugh a little bit of levity. We're going down Laugh a little bit dude About that that i've been assuming was oh i'm sorry that it was atc that was in trouble There i'm sorry that was responsible You think it's the pilots damn look at this little bitch I mean it would if it's a plane colliding with the helicopter It seems like harley was on the money like that's got to be on the helicopter dude like the plane yeah they got away bro like

that back up bring up short stuff who is shorts who is this I don't fucking know it looked like a cadre of midget pores so I'll barely even believe that warps this is a D I've seen in my entire life is anyone else completely uninterested in Instagram photos but there's nothing real on Instagram. I don't use Instagram. You don't believe this is real? This is a person. I believe that's doctored.

Oh. Yeah, you got a lot of- Look at that bottom left picture. If she's doctoring, oh, if she's doctoring that, then what'd she start with? Exactly. You gotta click on the reels. You gotta see the move.

Look at the dog. They've made that dog so much prettier than it normally is yeah, you gotta click over to the reels You can't look at the photo. You gotta see it in motion In the motion, it's just a it's just you're just perusing or you into them little little gals because I know you're a tall guy Like you guys are just talking about I bet a short gal would be really into a tall king. She'd be talking about Talking about DEI. I was like, look at this DEI hire right here. She's watching King Kong like flipping her bean,

just wanting to be that little blonde. She's wanting to be that little blonde girl carried to the top of the empire state building. And there you are. You know, I, six foot six, big gorilla man. I saw, I had a dwarf sighting, not, not five weeks ago. And as I saw the dwarf, I thought in my head, I'm like, I'm experiencing something right now

that Kyle never has, like a dwarf in the wild. And he was with a group of friends. He was a he, yeah. And he was walking by and he was with a big group of friends. I mean, they were physically large compared to him, but it was a large group of friends by number two. And that made me happy. It made me happy where I was like, yeah,

this guy's out here having a good time. You know, he's got his buddies. People are haffling. He brought back team together. He may not have been a dwarf. He may have been a midget. I didn't notice if the head, if he hadn't noticed if he had Peter Dinklage head or not.

And I didn't know that's how we do it. The shape of the head makes you fingers. Yeah. If you're, if you're, I believe it's if he, so Peter Dinklage is a dwarf, because if he were to like sit next to you and you just saw neck up, you guys would have the same size heads relatively and well, not relatively like the same size heads, but not me, but the midget would have like a proportional and smaller body. Yeah. That's the one. You don't want like fucking a dwarf is like fucking a animated bobble head or

something. It you go, you don't want any part of that. So that lady we were just looking at or less according to AI, that lady we were looking at, I think she had a normal size head. So that would be dwarfism. Honestly, like she can apply to the FAA. Like they look, you know how like babies or sometimes like opposable action figures have this quality where, where the hip attaches to like the torso. It's like chunky and looks like it's kind of attached. Like, like midgets often have that.

It's very, very unattractive. Where they like, they don't speak for me i wasn't trying to big boy i i i got plenty of little people pictures i guarantee you follow eric al here the heaviest hitter wow the heaviest hitter is that a dwarf page oh her reels are open let's see my goodness did she get naked in any of these here? She has poured beer all over her body. I think you have to get no not making just a little bit of beer Just enough to here. She is standing our little booster chair. Oh Here she is with a normal-sized woman I actually do kind of like that like like her with a normal-sized woman for compares. It was what's it called? Same species?

Yeah, well you got a called? Same species. Yeah. Where you got big one and a little one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think one in a little. Yeah. See if you can find that and bring up the best of that. Zach, it's like same species or whatever. It's a giant bitch and a tiny little one. The best of both worlds. You can imagine. And you probably can't even tell if it's a big bitch or not because like it could just

be like a lady who's like banana for scale. Yeah. The shape of the head is I thought we were going around. Yeah. But in comparison, we can't tell like relatively large. Oh, this, this is what you were talking about, Kyle. This is exactly when you were talking about it. You just compared it to action figure.

Yeah. The chunky part. Yeah. The chunky part. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. You see a Beyonce, she's dancing to Beyonce. If you like it then just put a little ring on it. And I'm like, ooh, I don't like it at all. I'm like closest to him.

Don't link that, let's not bully the little fella. Yeah, the little gal. Have you seen that Asian guy on TikTok that does the neon signs and he reacts to reels and or to TikToks or rather? I have not seen that. He would be good for this one. That's it's good. What is it? Who? There's this Asian guy that like works at a neon store. He's like, oh, neon signs. You showed me that. It's like, it'll like up It'll feel like we're part of a viral clip. Are we doing something? We shouldn't have been doing when we were going here

It's no and like 30 seconds. What? Moderated it's the big girl and the little girl like together and you're like, wow Are those two the same species because you get like a six foot eight woman and a midget? Yeah Yeah, one for me and one for you. I took it differently. Yeah, yeah. Like fat. One for me and one for Manga. Maybe that is why they banned it,

people were getting mean with it. I never see them, like I go out a good bit. Like I just never see them. I mean. You're just not hanging around the right spots. I've never seen one on a motorcycle, I'll tell you that like you have midget maps on your phone Is I know you've been telling me about that app, but how does it work? Well, I pay premium $19.99 a month And I get it's like it's like ways

When I'm driving around town someone reported a dwarf atotle. So I pop in even if I'm not hungry. Just take a look, take a gander and then I tag whether or not the dwarf is still there for points. Oh, yeah. No, see, I don't like that app. I use puny mongo. You go walking around and they show you and you have to fling the balls at them to capture. They hate it.

I'm just trying to be at the, I'm just here next to a water fountain in a shopping center. No, you're gold. You're actually at a rock type gym. No, I never see a mountain about, never seen one in a restaurant, there's a little high chair or anything.

Like I just, the last one I saw still remains. It was Orlando, Florida out right next to Bubba Gump shrimp and had to be 2012 maybe so it's been the 13 years since I've seen a little fella. I don't know where they I definitely Honestly did not think twice when I saw if I've seen a little person Man, you know, I wish there were more of them. No, I definitely didn't think about it. Like, see, in Trump's America, we're going to have way more little folk. OK, without abortion, I think that that I think a lot of those little

fellows are getting taken out before they can hit the field of play. That's that's my theory. I think that in olden times, you'd have had those little rascals running around everywhere. Just just you'd have been rife with them. You'd have been you'd have been lousy, right had those little rascals run around everywhere. Just just you'd have been rife with them. You'd have been you'd have been lousy. Right. These little rascals. You'd have seven in a home.

Every every every you'd see little anyway. But you'd see little uppies ableism happening. You'd have little booster chairs everywhere. It'd be just like how you got the fold out diaper changer. You'd have a little booster chair at the urinals like they just be everywhere. But I think that the the you know, the the, the dark Holocaust is what I call it. The, the hidden Holocaust, the, the America since the seventies in this country, you know, the millions of Americans who have been smaller cost, the smallest. Oh, just imagine like a little little red tight fucking ambling awkwardly wearing his

his red jacket amongst all the black and white. Is this is red light up sneakers. Yes, they put him on the tiniest train you've ever seen. and white. His red light up sneakers. They put him on the tiniest train you've ever seen. Is it the Wendy's drive through in one of those yellow and red? Is that train from the mall back in the day? Remember that train in the mall they put the kids on? They've got fraction tattoos. I genuinely do think that's what's what's up.

I think that's why there aren't as many. I think that that they're being aborted and And that's a damn shame Because they're hilarious and is the more the merrier what I said uplifting a Little well, they need to be uplifted Is that what what do you mean? Why is the abortions getting all the little people? I think the parents realize they're going to have a little tyke and they're like, no thanks. I've.

How long have we had that technology to be like, you know, it's going to be smaller. How long we had, I don't know. I don't know who's the guy who figured that out. Some like, some, what, just the ultrasound monster. Who was like, now we can tell if it's going to be a midget and kill it. and tell if it's going to be a midget and kill it. Well, look at the wonderful.

How could you tell? He's like, eww. Hurry, kids, come look. You know, that guy discovered that he had all the best intentions when he figured out ultrasounds or whatever. He's like, we can identify early the sex of the baby so you can prepare your room in turn with blue or pink or whatever. Oh, identify he's not growing enough.

You must be low on iron, man. A little more for you. And then then now they're getting rid of the of the midges. I mean, they told me they're like, it's going to be little. I'd be like, bring them out. Yeah. You used up all the skill points in height for your lineage for a bit. So you're a little fellow. Dude, that's like like.

I know they do that to people with Down syndrome. There's like activists out there who like do that to people with Down syndrome. There's like activists out there who like I saw a guy with Down syndrome like talking in front of Congress or something. It was like an unbelievably sad depressing video where he was saying like, we are not a mistake. We are people just like you. I don't need to be faked. I'm glad to be alive. And I'm like, oh, oh, it's midnight. I thought I'd watch one more thing before bed. And now I'm in the saddest mood imaginable for this poor little guy.

That's rough. Yeah, yeah. Every life is precious. That's what we believe here. True. Well, even if, even if. You guys. We're like 18 distinctions, okay?

Come on. I mean, we know about your thing with the Irish. Fuck the Irish. But you do that commercial with the Down syndrome girl is like, I could fuck. What? You don't think I could fuck, do you? I can. Yeah. I put it there. I pull it up. You don't.

It's great. It's beautiful. Commercials like you don't think I could fuck. I could fuck. It's beautiful commercials. Like you don't think I could fuck. I could fuck. It's like a down syndrome girl. And she's like addressing every time she get judged prematurely by her fear down syndrome. Hey, you didn't think I could get wasted and suck cock. It's like, well, I don't know.

I thought I didn't know that we were allowed. No, you don't think I can contract chlamydia? No, don't show that. No, it's a commercial. I mean, it's an ad like it's a public service announcement. I thought it was sick, actually. I did do and I like the message. But again, I'm sure there are some folks that look like that who you wouldn't want to just serve a beer willy nilly

because their parent would run over like, how many beers have you given him? What's wrong with you? I'd be like, he's 48. Let him live his life, dude. We have communion. Well, you know, I say hello to my wife. I say this gal in the commercial, if she wants to drink margaritas and learn Shakespeare, good for her. She wants the fuck. My coach assumes I can't hit hard and then she gives us one of these. No, but she's saying she's like, this is to take us to state, but

I know she can't hit. It's caused my bones to be fragile. No, she said she doesn't. She doesn't hit harder because of it. So she shows that she doesn't hit harder. That's why I trust me at the fucking part. She's like, you don't think I could fuck. They don't show her fucking in the next scene. You don't think I could be the cause of a 30 car pile up.

And so I don't think I could be the cause of a 30 car pile up? You don't think I could be an air traffic controller? I could be an air traffic controller. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's part of the same program. Yeah. No, I've been watching the ice raids, pumped about that. And, you know, I'm not in communities where that happens, of course. Fancy guy like me. But I got some underlings I know. And they tell me that in their little communities, oh,

it's just bedlam. They're they're digging them out. They're just smoking them out of holes and rooting them out. I heard there are grabbing horns at school when their kids are like, that's a lie.

That governor is in trouble and may get in some legal situation. That governor repeated a vicious lie. What actually happened was a student at a school had threatened the president's life. And so Secret Service was paying that student a visit to talk to him about his death threats to the president of the United States. But I never entered that school or any other. You see the teacher who told ice to come and raid his classroom I didn't see that he's like I got half of my students don't even speak fucking

And I work at Northeastern High, you know Atlanta, Georgia Now I thought this is America I don don't think I thought Trump was bringing joking back. What did he did? But they didn't feel trip. He should have done a field trip to the ice detention center. And while he's there, you'll check out all those on the end there. Like all of them. Come on, kids. We're leaving. Go check out the kids who wouldn't leave the bus. We're going to visit the Mexico border. See him kids crying in that bus over there. That's the ones you will take a look at. Yeah. He got in trouble about that. Shouldn't do that. I, they did.

What they did do is they, they removed a restriction on ice going into schools and churches because they don't want those places to be, uh, you know, in the Dracula movies, they're like, Oh, he can't go to church. Come on, everybody go to the church. You don't want that to happen. But but I don't think they've actually gone to any churches or schools yet. But if they do, then good on them. Some of them, some of those kids need to go. Need to go.

The thought I saw this, I saw this, but if there's any little ones, we keep them because we're in short supply. We are in short supply. We can keep the dwarfs just to bring a little cheer. Maybe we can have a whole you know how China has that dwarf town. We should have our own town. You know how many dwarf towns China has infinitely more than us mathematically. And so if we could just get one good dwarf town, do you imagine you put that in like a state like South

Dakota suddenly tourism suddenly enterprise. South Dakota has lots of tourism. Or wait, they're the ones with Rushmore, right? Yes. North Dakota, we'll give it to North Dakota. North Dakota needs it more. Exactly. Harley, you had me for a millisecond

with that fucking Trump clip right there. It's Trump saying, we're bringing back the words fag and retard. We're going to start calling our friends bags and. Rina. Holy shit, is this? No. I'm sending an executive order. We can go to that.

We're going to do it. I woke up to that and thought it was real for all. So like a full four seconds and I sat up with her of that. Oh, JD Vance, I like sat up with her of that. Oh. J.D. Vance, I like him most of the time, but he's been pretty gay recently as anyone. We're friends. That's how we talk. You saw that video where Barron whispered in Joe Biden's ear and like destroyed. What do you say to him? What do you say? No idea. It was so the meme is like, like, like Aaron leans way down to old man Joe.

And he goes kind of smiling. Joe's kind of smiling when he hears it. Yeah. Yeah. And then Baron like goes to walk away and Joe's face just goes like a real sad and old. And I think that's just his resting old face. Yeah. Old face. But the internet's like Baron said something cold to it. Yeah. Cause then he goes and then walks away. And it's like, nah. He walks away and he looks back at him like, cause he, and people are like, damn, check him out assessing the damage. No, like, like what I saw Barron was the only member of the Trump family to shake Biden's hand after that thing, other than Trump. But I liked that.

I think he, I like to believe that he was like, it's really nice to meet you, Mr. President. It's an honor. And like walked away. Like that's what I think. He does look destroyed after the after leaves. He's like. Yeah. Barron has to be outside of Donald Trump, the president.

I think Barron. Chorter in person. And then he walks away. You think he's the most impactful member of Donald Trump, the president. I think- Jorder in person. And then he walks away. You think he's the most impactful member of the family, Woody, or the most future in him? That's what I was guessing. Most popular. I think after Trump, I think he's more popular

than Don Jr. I think he's more popular than Eric and all the other ones you can't name, the girls. Yeah. We haven't heard him speak. He's so young, it's like, what are you gonna hate's like, I don't know what his voice sounds like. I was thinking that before I started. I don't know what his voice sounds like, but I do think he's the second most popular Trump after his father.

Well, he, uh, I could get a lot. I get a lot of Tik Toks, uh, cause I happen to like, like baron Trump, like super fan edits. Like, I think they're so funny. I've been getting them for like a year. So I get like videos of like, like the Trumps like walking and they've just made baron 50 feet tall.

Walking with them and he's like a giant. He's always like so sick in the videos. So I got so many edits of him saying something to like, Joe Biden and then like crazy funk music plays and edits all slow mo and has him like turning and then it like cuts to like like American Psycho Clips or some. But like the whole the whole barren Trump thing like it's just hilarious. They they announced they didn't announce any of the fights. I don't know who's fighting. But they

announced creator clash three and that they're going to have information in five days. And I was thinking like, if I were to ever get back in the ring and if I were to win my fight, I'll tell the PKA people right here, I'm going to challenge Barron Trump. You think he's going to agree? He's going to take on the soft boss. But does the secret service come to my house on some weird shit for that?

Or do they see that? Like, I'm just like, I'm going to beat up the president's kid if he agrees to a fight. In the ring, legally, with concern. Winner takes Canada! Imagine I did a Candyman call. Yeah, the battle's for Canada. You go full, do you remember the Iranian Sheik, the Iron Sheik back in the day? Arts. There's a wrestler named Iron Sheik.

This is during the Iranian crisis. America's number one enemy was Iran. And here was the Iranian, the Iron Sheik. He's this big, giant real life wrestler monster. He's beautiful America. I read across you like you need to do the Canadian version of that. Like I think we're a state? I think you're a bitch.

Yeah, there's the Iron Sheik. Dude is so, he's so powerful. Like he was- He was hilarious on Twitter, like the first few years I got Twitter. Yep. He was always like tweeting at celebrities being like, you a whore, I'll fuck you and make you humble.

He used to do like Stern was infamous, I guess, for getting stars after their star had faded and then allowing them to humiliate themselves on his show. He'd have James Brown on when James Brown was just wasted on drugs and make a fool of himself. Um, and he had, um, he had iron cheek would be the same thing. You'd be like, what do you think about the gaze? Iron cheek. Oh, and you know, you can imagine. You don't like it.

Oh, wait, is he not Asian? Of course, he's not. No, he's Iranian. He's a Middle Eastern. He's like, yeah, Middle Eastern. Yeah, so we know how a sheikah sound. You need to rock it. Yeah, so we know how a sheikah sound. I don't think that's how he sounds. I never watched him.

I remember the only thing I know about iron sheik is he was on Opie and Anthony once and he was just screaming, not like mad at people, just like mad at, yeah, just yelling like loud. Yeah. There was a pocket of time where I really like found like Opie and Anthony so funny. Like that was like a time. What was that? Like 2008? Yeah, that was good. Like 2007. Kumiya brought all the funny Harley is that's what I, I don't really know the show well from the day, but

I, it was literally, this was just, this is like what would play on satellite radio when I was in the car, my dad's car, whenever we were driving anywhere, going anywhere, it's just, he always had it on. And like, I don't know which one was OP, which one was Anthony, it's the voices just always heard their bits

and some of the shit, you were just like, whoa. This is, cause this was the era like, where they started to like some traditional things would try and be lockstep with internet culture. So they were a bit ahead of the time. So they were getting crazier and that was like satellite radios. Whole thing was they would go crazier. Um, so you just got shit that wasn't on TV or anything like the

bits that they would do. And this is like, you know, I mean, like, I'm like, what am I doing at this point in my life? I'm like watching, well, it was bomb fights at a friend's house. You know, what it was, was you had those guys making the transition from terrestrial radio to satellite and the way that they were getting their subscribers over was saying, hey, the gloves are fucking off like the end.

And they had had. We lost your audio popped out. Your voice popped out. Yeah, it was Anthony and Jimmy were hilarious together. But really it was Jimmy and all those comics he brought in that took it way up to the next level. Having Patrice, Bob Kelly, Rich Voss, Colin Quinn, all those guys coming in is what amped it up to the next level. Was Colin Quinn good? Hilarious. He was so funny on the radio.

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I did a real quick. I sent over a video to Zach again. But I said that we're talking about the AI then I was like I could share it later when Kyle said the cartoon dog thing. This was like one of the sets that I made where I was like it was an image and then I was like I'll have the guys obrhythmically. Yeah but then I kept extending it and I was like oh make lights flashing or whatever and then you see it around this point, they turn to cartoon and the cartoon is more than halfway good.

Like you'll see, it moves much smoother than that. But how crazy is that? What a bizarre. Isn't that crazy? And then you could have those cartoons. They could speak literally with the voice that you were doing and it would like more than halfway lip sync it.

And they make it look like it's like, meaning you choose you curate the parts that look good. But where was this? Is this real? No, this is entirely AI entirely entirely text prompted. The thing on the left is so confusing. You should like it needs to work whatever is going on there like four legs and they combine into a Siamese head. Two people melted together like some sort of nightmare. It's all, everything is nightmare. Like a fantasy. You know what?

Like I get, I'll do like, I've done like a bunch of drugs. What do they cure autism or something with that? What did they, it's from the Eric Andre show. They screamed nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. They cured someone of an incurable disease. Screaming nightmare. Yeah, I'm gonna putz around with the AI animation a little more, because I love messing with my dogs.

They've all got voices and I already do little, we have a good time, me and the dogs, having conversations with ourselves. They argue with each other. You would have never been able to make an animated series and now you can't. Like I was messing with like a drum machine. I was like, Oh, I should learn how to mess around this. It'll be fun. I'm messing with like a music sequencing software and all that.

And then this thing came out this app and I was like, Oh fuck, I'm sitting here trying to like mess around, learning how to use a drum machine when I could just have AI Make a whole record label by Sunday and like truth be told is like you could sit there and like draw your dog or you could put in a Bit more effort and have an animated series of your even just even just like the snapchat filter There's one that animates turns things into anime and such and like when I pointed my dog, I'm like fuck that's perfect You're a little cartoon fellow. So taking that picture Taking that picture or filming and like bringing that to AI

You would be able to do a lot with it or if you took that picture of the dog And like pulled just the dog out like remove the background and then you can put that dog like in your home that cartoon dog In your home and AI will continue there in the home you know yeah I could put on my my my augmented reality glasses and and and after Murphy gets inevitably crushed by or taken away by an eagle or something I can have a cartoon Murphy that still lives there yes is your dog at risk of being kicked? Never forget me, boss. Am I crying? Am I sad? Am I goggles? Yeah, you know,

God forbid your dog passes and then you get it stuffed and put on the mantle and you have it like those fish that when you walk by so your dog wiggles and looks at you and does that voice that you're just doing. Why are you doing that voice for a laugh? Abomination! You have good character consistency because you've been on the same Murphy voice for

Oh yeah that's Murphy's voice. Before it was Murphy that was Toby's voice when he was a young kid. No, Toby's got a voice like his ears. Hey there boss. Welcome home. Toby sounds a lot like that pedophile and family guy. Yeah, Toby does but he ain't got no lips, so there ain't no sweat. I can't do the whistle in the town.

Master Kyle ain't gonna know what happens to you in here, Murphy. And then the girl dog. The girl dog is right here, and she so had... Oh, I hate that. ...a home for the dog. And I've been here all day, and it's been hard hard and I didn't get a treat last night. You gave me a treat but it went under the couch. This is like you're slow drifting to psychosis.

She's dying. Let that bitch eat the treat and she ate my treat and she ate Toby's treat. Her froth balls, she ate the treats. People think I'm smoking too many gas station carts, but that can't be true. These are not gas station carts I'll have, you know. Yeah, boss, there ain't no way you're smoking too many of those.

Just... I was looking at topics and I guess a reporter was after Trump. He's like, you know, have you talked to the families of the airplane crash? And he's like, I don't want to comment on that, which of course means no. And then they're like, do you have any plans to visit the crash site? And here's where Trump did well. He's like, the crash site. What? The water?

What? You want me to go swimming? She's being a bitch. I didn't even know it crashed into the water? What you want me to go swimming? Guy, she's being. I didn't even know it crashed into the water. Oh, are there any? Are there any survivors? No, none. No. And apparently some American ice skaters like some good ones were on the plane. I saw Nancy Kerrigan crying on the news about their loss. Like Olympic skaters.

Maybe I don't know. Like Olympic skaters. Maybe, I don't know, I didn't really care. That's rough, one of the guys that was literally at the airport, his wife was on the plane, he was like, she just texted me 20 minutes ago saying she was landing. And that's so fucked, cause you're like, you're landing, you're there, you don't think,

like, what do you even think in the moments that you have? You're like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah. Like you're in a helicopter. the helicopter, like you do, like, just get obliterated, I assume, just in terms of the mass of the plane. I know it's crazy. I saw the helicopter. Obviously it's in the Potomac above the water. Part of it is, you can see it. There's a, there's a Fox news camera on top of a building looking into the river at the recovery efforts.

Yeah. So parts of the Potomac, the newscaster said, were as little as eight feet or in spots four feet. He said you could wade into a way out into it, but as deep as 20. But that was just like what the com he seemed like he knew what he's talking about, like he knew the Potomac or something. So that's so no, they'll be able to get divers to the bottom and get everybody out. Wait, the plane, the plane broke into a couple pieces. That's the chopper the plane broke into a couple pieces and then it upended So there's a cylinder

uh, like Vertical in the water that you can imagine is half full of water and half full of bodies Is it upright and that's the tail on the right? Am I? See, it's hard to tell but I think that's what I'm taking from it. Yeah, something roughly. Yeah. It's hard to tell. It's all fucked up. That sucks. But I was told that's the chopper. I'd so I would much rather than the plane. See it all from this angle. God, is that the is that a fucking copilot in there? I expected what was it Harley who said it that the helicopter to just be demolished gone because of this like the weight of a plane even though they're as light as they can be it's still heavy but no it seems kind of intact yeah I guess like the helicopters a military helicopter so would the materials be different maybe? That Was a Blackhawk helicopter how big is it those are the big boys the I want one of those two pictures next to each other The the thing I actually have no idea the fuck I have no kind of plane was this maybe Apache's the big one

I don't know my where there were 27 passengers on the plane Does that sound the one with a sliding door on the back? I thought I saw like 70 total people died Is that not right? door on the back. I thought I saw like 70 total people died. Is that not right? I'm not. 65 on the plane. Oh, yes. Yeah, that makes sense. Like 67 on the plane, counting the pilots and such, and then three in the chopper, I think, roughly.

Yeah, it's a pretty big chopper. That's the one with the door on the back, obviously, and you throw some people in there. It's not an attack helicopter. It's sort of a workhorse helicopter. And it's got to be made of good stuff, right? Like, that's supposed to like, you could shoot at that, and it's OK, right? I don't know got to be made of good stuff, right? Like that's supposed to like you could shoot at that and it's okay, right? I Don't know what it's made of I have no idea

We actually have I think an Apache pilot in our in our this page on so our in our patreon I want to I want to ask him next time we talk to him. It's so funny You can pick these are blackhawk pilot. Is that what it is mm-hmm oh it meant something to me because my friend he's dead aircraft you think this by any chance this was a guy this is a pka listener dude was that our guy no crazy if that was your guy it could have been our guy we don't know I would have no I reads different your guy fucking leaned into it no he would have dodged yeah he went crazy on it as one of of your crazy boys. Yeah. Crazy on it. No, I hope our boys

are right. He literally just talking to him. What? Tuesday night? Yeah, we were just playing Garth. Silence. I do feel bad. I hope he's okay. Gardic phone. Taylor, I'm being told, hang on, that he took that plane out on your orders? That can't be public knowledge. Not the evidence. Not at this point.

What evidence? Hey, you know what's crazy? You know what would be so crazy? And it's kind of fucked up. It's crazy. I don't know that guy you're talking about. Of course not. And I don't know the people that were probably doing

the helicopter. So when I was like, I hope it's not that guy. I said that cause like, obviously I hope it's not that guy, but I already know a guy has been taken. So I don't really care if it's that guy or not. Well then I was thinking, you know what? I kind of hope it's your guy. Because you guys will be able to spin some content out of that shit. I'll come back like, oh, my God, he died. The guy that listened to your show.

The best part, we were so tight. We're going to auto debit his card in infinity. That's what he is. Dave empties out. You know, this is that would be our chance for a really unethical GoFundMe. You know, in fairness, we'll keep his Discord access open while he pays. A hundred percent. That's what he would have wanted.

Fuck, dude. I hope it's him, bro. He would have wanted me to buy everything on my Amazon wishlist. No, he's pretty cool guy. He's the guy that's got that albino corn snake. It was really pretty. You like pull it out during the show. And he was also mine now.

He was going to that's my snake now. I got dibs on snake, bro. Okay. Okay. I don't know. Yeah, it's true. I wish that's the bottom. It's true I guess you can have his helmet though. He's got his like, I guess he's wearing my helmet. It's not gonna fit Mmm, not now. I bet it's adjustable

I bet it's waterlogged at best. I thought it was gonna be a motorcycle could have popped off Yeah, they look like it it looks expensive to me. It has the look of spared no expense. I think a lot of those helmets that Airmen wear are, I know the F-35 pilots or F-22 maybe, probably both, their helmet is absurd. This like custom molded piece of technology and safety melded together

where they just spared no expense with this crazy heads up display where when you look down, you can look through the bottom of the plane, but all sorts of crazy sensors and stuff. Oh, that sounds cool and smart. Yeah. My father flew in the Navy and there are these childhood pictures of my brother

wearing his like, you know, aircraft helmet. And there's none with me. I was two years younger. And they said it's cause when they tried to put it on me, I cried and I held a grudge about there being no photos of me in the cool helmet for, for too long. Really? That's it until I matured a bit. I was like, yeah.

That was where you mad. Were you mad at you? No, I didn't take any responsibility for my tears. I was like, you should have made me man up. Well, I would agree with you because I would have been like, you know how much bullshit you make me do that I don't want to do that I cry about that I still do. You could have fought me and made me wear the fucking helmet.

I still had to eat boiled vegetables later that night. You couldn't have slapped that helmet on me. Got a cool memory. Let's do it. Let's do a little question here about our military industrial complex. How much do you gentlemen guess slapped that helmet on me got a cool memory Let's do it. Let's do a little question here about our military industrial complex How much do you gentlemen guess that that helmet costs that is the helmet that an f-35 pilot wears? It's gonna be 350k

1 million dollars That's too high. I'm gonna say 31,000 what he wins 350,000 is very close $400,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000.

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$3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. $3,000. And is that the same? Well, I want to know how close that is to the cost of an F-35 helmet. Not even close.

An F-35 is like 80 million dollars to 100 million dollars, depending on which one. So, you know, one two hundredth. So point five percent million was you should be wearing a one million dollar helmet if you're in that thing, then four hundred thousand dollars for a helmet. And that's like the flight. That's just the helmet. That's not even the flight suit and all the other like apparatus.

They put the helmet on and they're like, careful, we're breaking it. That's the best part. You see those guys flying a hundred million dollar plane and they got their Zen on the dashboard. I love it. I bet when the military buys like Zen in bulk, they're paying like $85 a pouch.

Trump took the, so they used to be in the contiguous United States. I know for sure, probably commissaries worldwide. The deal was that you got tax-free duty free as they say And it applies to spouses and families so you can go into that place and everything is tax-free I know people who go in there to get their TVs whenever it's time and it's like you're saving so much money when you make Big purchases through a commissary. They sell all kinds of things Trump took that away. I don don't know. Like, like, this is on the basis. Yeah. And the, in the 48 contiguous was the, um, the thing I read, which it's like, man, we're really pinching pennies here while you're golfing for a mill a day. I'm just saying he could have gotten one of those virtual reality deals where he drives into a video

screen and he could have saved us some cash. There could be another guy hiding in the bushes. They got to, they got to clear it out. And obviously it costs a million a day. Kyle is it goes to him. So it's okay. Well, some of it goes to him. I bet his secret service love him. I bet it's, he's the best gig. I bet it's lots of like silly fun stuff. I bet he's never mean or mad. Like I bet that's a chill ass job working for Trump. I bet working for Hillary Clinton you're scared. You're scared you might like Johnson farted last week. Really? Yep. He's on the North Pole now taking But I feel like Trump would be like this guy cut a big one. Oh,

you had those cheeseburgers. Like I feel like Trump would be fun to work for. You're going to get Clinton's you're going to commit suicide by stabbing yourself with a pen 65 times and putting yourself in a trunk and then rolling yourself into a river or something. You're Rube Goldberg suicide. Yeah, that's that's what happens. Do you guys into the chewable tobacco? It's not true. Ouch. Yeah, I've tried.

Well, pretty much all my friends use it. It's not true. But've tried. Yeah. I've tried. Well, pretty much all my friends use it. It's not true. Well, you bite on it though, don't you? No, you just put it in your in your lip like dip, but it's just nicotine salts. So like it doesn't create saliva. So you're not spitting. It's just you don't do anything.

You just put it there from nicotine. Yeah, you just put it there and it's just nicotine salts. Like it's I don't know how the market is. You guys consume even in the game. I've done it. I've got some right here. Most most like people our age and I think younger have switched to that. What is that flavor? This is citrus. What do the really young people do? I want to get ahead of the curve. Well, that's what that's that's what happened with me with Zen was I was going to a buddy's wedding and and I was at the gas station I saw Zen there and I had been seeing it on Twitter a lot and I was like oh give me two Zen and he was like oh three or a

six and I was like one of each and I was like what is three mean and I was like one of each over. And I was like, what is three mean? And he was like the milligrams of nicotine or whatever. And I was like, Oh, okay. Yeah. This, uh, and what flavor? And I was like the, the one that everyone loves. And he was like, okay, this one, good answer. Yep. And he, uh, gave him to me and I went to my buddy's place and there was everyone there and they were like, yo, what's up? I was like, yo, I brought Zin.

And half the people were like, yeah! And I was like, yeah, what the fuck is this? What the fuck is it, bro? Like, what are you talking about? I was like, I saw it on Twitter, like, all month. But what the fuck am I holding? And he opened it up and I was like, these look like fucking pillows for ants.

Ants. They do look like little ant pillows. Yeah, and then I was like, these look like fucking pillows for ads. Yeah. You fucking play it here. But they were like biting it a little bit. They're like the size of a dentine. Yeah. Yeah. Like about that size. And I was like, what do you do? He's like pack one, uh, pack one in the bottom right. And my buddy, the buddy was like, I got top left. And I was like, which one should I do? And I had another buddy who's like, I'll do two. I like to have two and move them around the whole time. And I put them in my mouth.

And like in three minutes, like pain, like it hurt, it hurt. And I was like, yo, this is hurting. Like I thought it was like super duper spicy. Tell me more about the pain. Was it? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. It's like, if you let me finish, let me finish my story. His odyssey of his sins.

No, no, it's true. I was, the pain is, is what it's all about. Cause I was like, I thought it was spicy. Like maybe it was really hot or something. And I was like, it's true. I was, the pain is, is what it's all about. Cause I was like, I thought it was spicy. Like maybe it was really hot or something. And I was like, it's hurting me. And my buddy was like, Oh yeah, that's the glass. Is there glass? Isn't that a wives tale? Well, no. And I was like, what are you talking about the glass? And he was like,

Oh, there's little microfibers of glass in there. It cuts you up a little bit so that you can consume the poison inside. So you're not going to tell us about what hurt just. No, my gums hurt. My tip of my tongue hurt. It was like spicy. It wasn't like your jaw was sore or something. It was like, no, it was like cutting the gums and cutting. Well, it was spicy. It tasted like if you put hot sauce in your mouth or really spicy hot sauce, that's what it was doing to me. And I thought that was fucked up.

And everyone was. That's what I thought. But then it was making everywhere spicy. I just moved the hot pepper all around my mouth. No, no, it was the blue one. So like, you know, so they're naked there. If you were to open one up, you might mistakenly mistakenly think that that is glass crystals, but it's it's nicotine salt crystals that if you look at them very closely they'll have a crystalline shattered glass sort of texture appearance, but that dissolves and is absorbed sublingually into your gums. It gives you a nicotine rush. When I've used it, it's like it looks just like a little bit of white powder in a white pouch, but I guess if

you let if you don't keep it in the thing and you let it dry out, it can look crystalline, like glass, but Kyle's right. It's like, that's the way to go. I was moving it on my finger and I saw little crystals on it and stuff. People that use Zinn. Oh, that's the glass. And I was like, oh, okay.

But then a dude came from Europe at the wedding and he took out a Zinn. And I was like, oh, you also use Zinn? I use Zinn myself. I enjoy it. and I was like, Oh, you also use in, I use in myself. I enjoy it. And he was like, yeah, he's like, Oh, but this like, I brought this from home and he was from a, some fucking European shit hole. And I was like, Oh, this one is from here. Do you want to go in for Zen? And he was like, yeah. And we traded zin's different size pillows, by the way. His was fucking perfect

Everything I dreamt that is in she's got that euro no glass No glass at all in there if someone if I had his Was like yeah But if someone came up to me if I was enjoying my Europeans in and they were like, you know, there's glass in there I would have been like, funny joke. Obviously they don't sell us glass for our mouths. But with the one that I bought at the gas station, I was like that, I thought I believed that up until right now

that there was glass in that shit. That European one, if you ever get your hands on a European Zin, you should import your fucking Zin straight from Europe, dude. Was it called Zin or was it like a snus? I remember us being big with hockey players. And that's the thing I thought you were like, you know, is it called snus? SNU, snus, snus.

It was a it's like basically halfway between the Zins and the regular chewing tobacco where it has real tobacco in there, but somehow it doesn't create saliva. And so it has the same benefit of Zin where like you don't spit and you get the Nick. But it seems like everyone asks, why bother with any tobacco in there at all?

Marlboro made a vape that has tobacco in it that you're like vaping at a low temperature. So it's as much like a cigarette as you can imagine a vape being without being a cigarette. They're trying to fill that gap between the real deal and the synthetic thing. The benefit of something like Zen though, is of course people who can't smoke or vape at their jobs or especially with like a fighter pilot, I don't know how or any kind of pilot, you know,

if you're going to be in the air air that long you're not vaping or Smoking or dipping or anything like that? So it's perfect. I can't imagine Dude, some of these flavors sound awful mini dry apple mint. Yes on the European Licorice extra strong Ron Ross nuts direct. This is where you get that European a Espresso Reno, hey. Some of them look good. Lemon spritz, that sounds like slim cucumber lime. See, slim in front of that,

it makes it feel like it's healthy, but I bet it's just a smaller pouch. I like cucumber lime. If someone was like, dude, can you get me a mini dry Bellini's in? I feel like, are you rapping at me? I don't know the code word you're trying to entice from me. A mini dry Bellini's in.

I sweat like years and years ago. Now at this point, I switched from the vaping to Zinn for probably like six months. And then I just had a craving for like the smoking aspect of it again. It was like, well, it's still not cigarettes. And so then went and started vaping again. And I made you switch to Zen because I know it was basically like, all right, if nicotine is getting in my system in both of these ways, but I'm, I guess it's not, I guess it's absolutely gotta be healthier for me to

not introduce my lungs into the equation. If there's no reason like, and just have it in my gums. Yeah, but we got it. We don't see your gums. We see your teeth. So don't ruin this for us. That's I don't, I mean, they're really white. It's like the way I see it is like, oh, my insides probably look fucked. No, Taylor's got the newest teeth on the show. He'll get new ones. Oh, no, no, no. I meant, I meant like, we're going to see, don't ruin those teeth is what I mean. Fuck those. What if he does? They can polish that right up that's

not true that's true he's got hippo teeth in there or something that ain't real well monkey teeth by the way what if I had gorilla teeth that would be so cool oh you have nubs in there no no I don't have uh no veneers No, my teeth are under these on the top. But the bottom ones are my real teeth. It's just they did that to rebuild my bite so that I wouldn't have to get braces. You have full-sized teeth behind your teeth? Yeah.

He has two rows of teeth like a shark. Commit to the bit, Taylor. Dude, the first, literally, in 20, I think it was 2018, that was when like my dentist, he was probably pushing for the sale cause this was unbelievable. It was like seven, eight grandish for me to do this. But he was like, you grind,

like you have really bad bruxism. Like you grind the hell out of your teeth when you, and I'm like, you know, no, it can't be that bad. He's like, you know, I bet you notice you're doing it when you're awake sometimes. And I'm like, yeah, not enough to fucking destroy my teeth. And he's like, it's nighttime where you're just going ham and you don't even realize it. And you probably

wake up with a sore jaw, don't you? And I'm like, not once. And he's like, okay, well, you do have this is what he said, you have the largest masseter muscles I've ever seen on a patient. And I work with a lot of people that chewing muscle I could I could take your thumb, plum off, you know, easily. And so he was like, all right, we can either put braces on you. And in my head, I'm like, all right, I'm not going to like work shit with braces on. And I'm also working zero percent chance.

Am I going to put on, have braces and come on PKA? They won't give you a hard time. My work shit. He means playing video games with fans. Well, no, the fans will give you a hard time for that. I think that the buyer at Walmart is going to take me a lot less seriously if I have braces than if, you know, I have normal teeth. And so I was probably an option. Well, it was because of how my teeth didn't line up correctly. He's like, we need to build your teeth up so that they lock into place. Because my teeth

just lined up directly on top of one another. There was no overlap for my front teeth even. And so he like built more tooth on in the front, upper and the rear lower and nowhere else just to like build the bite so it would lock in when I sleep and So those are the teeth I'm still rocking with he said it was only gonna last a couple years And then I'd need to do it again, but I'm on like year seven of this So what now now your jaw is weaker and we're supposed to think this is a victory No, I mean it don't work. You don't work out your jaw anymore. You can't bite our thumbs off now I can totally bite your thumb off. Pinky. A pinky for sure, yeah, not a thumb though.

You can bite two of your pinkies off at once. Dude, did you say crazy? Any two. Before the show, we watched a video where this crazy bitch bites this cop. She's handcuffed in the back seat of a car and she latches onto this cop's left forearm and he starts giving her these like palm strikes

to her big fat ugly face and he's going, wham wham wham wham wham. He must hit her eight fucking times as hard as he can in the face before she turns loose of his arm and when they show you his arm, it's like walking dead. She took a chunk and the chunk is still in the wound but it's like, I don't think that junk's gonna heal. I think it needs to. Fully justified, I'm sorry, I thought there was a guy. Like, when I hear about cops hitting someone,

maybe yelling stop resisting, they're not resisting, they just like hitting people. This cop, that's not the story here. She was biting and he was yelling, stop biting me, stop biting me, stop biting me. If she stopped biting, I think he'd stop hitting. As a matter of fact, he stopped hitting when she stopped biting.

Yeah, I wouldn't have. That's when the hitting would have really began. Right, that's when the hitting would have been. It would have been. Give me a hammer, somebody, give me a hammer. Like I would have been so mad. I would have been like, we need to go around the corner and turn our cameras off,

and then we need to go back over here, and we need to stomp the mud hole on this fat bitches ass because she it's so funny like like right afterwards They turn around to they were there because she had falsely accused That black man of like abusing her and they asked the black man like she doesn't have anything does she he's like what you mean? Like hepatitis. Oh Nah, I have it if she, she bit me many times before. It's like, fuck, it's crazy bitch. Oh.

I went to my dentist like five years ago. Okay. And I was like, oh, I thought my teeth were like doing something weird. I said that they were ghost teeth. They were almost like translucent, I thought. Maybe I was being weird, but I went. Yeah, that's what I thought.

I was like, I could see through my teeth pretty much. They're like invisible, they look haunted. I want to have a new mouth. I want to have Steve Harvey smile. Like I want to have huge, big, I want to get veneers. I want the biggest, whitest veneers. And this was a bit before people actually got serious about it. He was like, why the fuck would you do that? I was like, I think it'll be funnier

everything I say and do if I have gigantic white teeth like Steve Harvey. And he was like, Steve Harvey's teeth is crazy. He's like, you shouldn't do that. That would be really silly. And I was like, no, I think it'd be funny. And he was like, you he's like, even if we did that, we'd have straightened your teeth out first. So that's when I ended up getting on Invisalign. And now I look back on I'm like, man, I must have been going through some shit. I'm happy. I don't have gigantic white teeth. No, that would be hilarious.

Me getting knocked out of greater clash to would be hilarious. Fight a gigantic white smile white smile though as I'm like But how do you feel about Invisalign? Are you finished? I'm at my last two trays and then I guess there's like a retainer sequence there or whatever But no, it's been great. We spoke about this before we spoke about how we like the Protection of it on our teeth like how we had that extra barrier just of protection every day Riding a dirt bike without braces now, I feel naked, like vulnerable.

Like what if something, and I have a full faced helmet, but I just, I mean, I can bite my tongue. I liked it kind of a little, you know, baby proof in there. It was, it was, I do like that part. We always like licking the plastic back of them, like. Probably, yeah. No, I grind my teeth a lot and there would be like a literal millimeter or something between your tooth and

the Invisalign kind of, and then the Invisalign to the Invisalign and then Invisalign to your other tooth. So like grinding my teeth felt so much better. By the time I was done a tray, if I had to do two weeks for a tray, those trays were fucked when they were out. Oh, you were like grinding through. I saw, yeah, they made me grind my teeth more. Like I liked, like, when I would bite down, it would go more on my tooth.

So I would like bite down really hard sometimes to really put them on. And then they would like not come loose, but just not be as perfectly tight again. So I'd bite down hard again later. This made me like bite my teeth more. I already had, I already did weird shit with my mouth. My mouth moves weird and I always move my mouth and I always clench my jaw and I always grind my teeth. Now when I put the Invisalign in there, I was like fucking dog brain with that shit. Like a chew toy inside. I have like a chew toy in my own mouth. I'm like streaming games and I'm like, people are like, Hey,

I haven't seen every meal time and let me go to his, uh, he's life at 4am. Let me go there. They go and I'm playing a game and I'm like, I'm like DJing. I'm like DJ. I'm standing fucking weird stuff. Daniel's around me. I'm like, looking like you're like, yeah, he's fucking shit. Yeah, this guy's really cool.

This guy's he fell off. I had a thing. I went to this music festival called Shambhala and it was it was really great. It was fun music festival, but like drugs were legal there in Vancouver at this thing in the sense that the police didn't care and you could buy drugs off a menu there. What was on the menu? Literally everything cocaine. There's one person that came by like an Asian girl that came by and had like a cocaine menu. that came by, we had like a cocaine menu. And yeah, with all this.

And they had these crazy like $500,000 spectrometer machines at the festival. Let's say you found, let's say. Let's say you find something on the ground, you could bring it to them and be like, oh, I found this powder. And they're like, sure bud. And then they open it up and they're like,

okay, so it's like 15% coke 60% meth and 7% the ad yada and it's pretty much this is like what cocaine this is like street coke Do you wanna how do you want to consume it if you want to do it through your nose? We'll give you a snorter and we'll break it up for you. You could also drink it It won't be as good of a reaction, but it still could whatever. You could bring like a pill there and be like, Hey, can you break this pill up into three equal pills? And then they're like, sure. And I remember like, we brought this pill there and they like broke open the pill and they're like, Hey, this pills really made a phenomenal whoever this dealer

is. If you look at this here, this is a purple pill with his insignia here. We weren't able to open this. Do you see how this is Bart Simpson imprinted on the side of it? The guy that's talking, he's like wearing like a lab coat, but he's also a full colorful hippie under it because he this is just his shift here now, Dr. Dan, and he's like, oh, yeah, like we had to open this capsule, we had to break it open. And he's like, oh yeah, like when we had to open this capsule, we had to break it open. And he was like, that's a good thing. Cause like this dealer obviously values his drug and it's a good drug and he doesn't want other people to buy it, break them open and fill it up with garbage

and have his logo, his Bart Simpson logo being spread around town with a shit drug in it. So they're like, oh yeah. So it's just as this is a good product right here. And, uh, this is a 90 milligrams of a very intense, uh, Molly, um, DMA, we could break it up into three, uh, 30 gram milligrams for you and then they'll put them in capsules and stuff. Um, and when people bad trip, like they come and guide you over to this place, that's like nice. So everyone can chill. And it's like, it really like the harm reduction is intense. And this is Vancouver. This is like outside of Vancouver.

This is BC, this is where the place in Canada, I remember like a couple of years ago, they were selling cocaine legally. You could buy an eight ball from the government. Legally, legally, they tried that for like three months. What's going on up there, brother? I see what they liked about Trudeau now. That's, you know,

They had, they had the, if you went to a bar, you can go there now, you can go to a bar and then pay an extra five bucks for your beer. And That's, you know, they had, they had the, if you went to a bar, you can go there now, you can go to a bar and then pay an extra five bucks for your beer and they'll give you a whip it, like a little NOS can at the bar. Yeah. BC like that, the drug stuff, like, like rave culture in Canada is like pills, drugs, whatever. But then like when I went to Burning Manor,

I'll go to like rave type stuff in the U S it's very alcohol focused. And that's a major difference with Canada is there's way less drinking at these things there's far more like people would sooner you know bring mushrooms in their in their drink or like hide something or whatever if you think about it I've never even heard of like that access to the mass spectrometer like that that's safety oh I thought you were joking when you said when you were like, oh cool, because I thought you know, They have a spectrometer there

That's an expensive piece of machinery lately. There's a guy you're roasting me. No I think that's really fucking cool that that that is the reason for the the more alcohol use here than all that drug use there Is because you know what's in a Miller Lite or you know what's in a bottle of vodka, but you see a white pill and it's like, fuck, is that fentanyl? Is that cocaine? Is that an upper? Is that a downer? Is that going to kill me? Is it going to make me horny? Like, what's it going to do? Whatever that guy says. And when people were leaving that festival, they would like on their way out, there's the police there's the police there and the police like look at you and they're like,

yeah, go turn back around, go back in for like another six hours. But they weren't putting that on your, like you weren't getting in shit. They were just like, no, you thought, but you thought wrong. And it was like, there was no lying. There was no like sneaking by it.

It was like turn back around, you're not going on the road. And like, so there's just like not a lot of people leaving fucked up, you know, people were very serious like the night before staying sober, you know? And it's kind of like sometimes when people have the choices, not always, but sometimes when they have the choices, and I'm not saying sell eight balls,

have the government sell eight balls, but like if people have the choice, like they tend to, they were tending to do the right thing there. And it was really interesting to me because it would have never been like that. This is a picture. I'm all for that at like a festival like that for sure.

Like again, not the government maybe sell. I mean, if I'm being honest, there's enough a libertarian in me that I'm like, yeah, the government should sell the eight balls. That way we know they're safe. I like that. Just don't tax them too much. Yeah.

And this is a picture of me from Shambhala. sell the eight balls that way we know they're safe. I like that. Just don't tax them too much. This is a picture of me from a Shambhala. What the fuck, bro? Let's see me having a very peaceful time. I'm glad you pull this, fill this picture up, pull this picture up, please. What a mad dog. That's why people are like, Hey, I'm going to check out Epic Meal Time. Oh, he's live on Twitch.

I can just imagine that a cop saw this face was like, you're not done. Go back, go back, go back in there. And I'm there sitting in an invisible car, like not actually in a car, but I'm pretending. Well, your eyes went wild. Your eyes went wild. That's because you know what?

At that moment, if you, if you, when I was there, I was like, and I remember it very clearly, like it was actually me that I was there. I was like, someone's gotta take my picture. I'm feeling crazy right now. I, at that time, finally like really understood everything about life. I felt like I was surfing the time space continuum

and actually like literally everything, like the most. I was surfing the time space continuum and actually like literally everything like the most I was blasting I was blasting everything. Ketamine consistently though. I was gonna ask you about ketamine because as people know I've dabbled with prescribed ketamine and I do have life figured out for a short while. Did you wait, did you not? Did you stop figuring it out or are you still, you still do? I guess I was implying that it's a little more complicated than I thought at the time, but the thoughts were good.

I wrote them down and then sometimes I read them again and revisit the wisdom and it's never like, who makes you fat? It's like, you know, things that I should prioritize better. Yeah. Well, I had, it helped me a lot. Like it's funny cause at that moment I It's like, you know, things that I should prioritize better. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I had, I, I, it helped, it helped me a lot. Like it's funny cause that moment I'd be like, yeah, that was me.

That's an important moment in my life. Uh, I was like, really thought I understood everything. But if you spoke to me, I was like, I couldn't even walk up a step and I was like, huh, yeah, but my brain was running perfectly. I knew enough that I looked like that and what was so crazy and I was really shocked is that I was so fucked up and I was not like, normally when you get so fucked up,

you're like, I can't exist. I was like, I can't believe I'm this fucked up and I'm standing and I'm speaking and I'm existing and I could see my back. Like that eye that was turned, somehow I was seeing myself in third person. Like I was in GTA. Like I literally was in GTA.

I was literally like walking. I was like, I can't believe I'm seeing my, I mean, looking at my own back. Yeah, you're having a little out of body experience, a mini out of body experience. The most, like the most. And it was very, but it's funny cause like I put that up myself on Shambhala and I was I was like hey had a peaceful first time at Shambhala there

I put that picture up someone put it up on r slash took too much and they're like hey you guys remember epic meal time oh god what the fuck that was the first comment on the in the comment section I saw was some guy on that picture being like either epic mealtime guy So unresponsive they're like, yeah check his profile, dude I was tripping balls and I called up Freddie Wong on FaceTime and he's like he's like in bed just waking up and I was like Freddy did I fucking tripping brah? I wish we were playing a fucking battle royale right now, dude. I could fucking see my own back

I can't believe I see my own back and he's like sure buddy Looks like you're having a great time there and I'm looking in this kid was like with his girlfriend He kept like looking at me weird and I'm like talking to friend and then he comes up to me. He's like yo So sorry, are you from epic meal time And I was like, yeah, bro, yeah. You ever watch Freddie Wong? He's like, dude, I grew up on Freddie Wong. I'm like, it's Freddie Wong right here, dude. And I hold my phone up and it's like Freddie in bed

on FaceTime and he's like, what's up, man? He's cool, Freddie. I'm like, yeah, Freddie's the best. That dude doesn't believe that was a real experience now. He was actually standing there because he was tripping and he was like is this happening? Freddie oh my god, is this happening? And I was like there the baking guy holding pretty long on face time

How crazy is Shambla and he was like whoa, then he like left and I was thinking about later I'm like he's for sure got whatever he took, he got an extra dose of it. Everyone there is fucked up. Obviously they have a drug menu. Yeah. I was walking back to my- How do they protect the ladies? No one does it.

No one's like, that's not like the vibes, not like once, once alcohol I find is like not a foundation You kill it there for sure. Well, if you guys become a state, I'll be allowed to go. I'm excited about the possibilities Oh, hey, you know, that's a big positive actually that you come sleepover. Yeah Like bring your dogs my dogs be great, What kind of dog you got? I have a Yorkshire Terrier. Oh, yeah, you to see and I have a chihuahua named Goro Oh tiny dogs. That's great Yeah, they're little fucking idiots. Yeah, is the chihuahua particularly dumb? They always get bucked for not being very smart No, I think they're both very smart dogs

They're both like impressive and they're like I find them being smart when they do like sneaky shit, when they like try and like do things like, uh, like sometimes that they get a treat and one of them is being slow. The other one will pretend like something that the other dog likes is happening. Like one of them loves barking at the TV. So if he's not like done his treat, my other dog will like run and bark at the TV even if there's nothing there and that dog will get caught up and abandon his treat. And then it's like they both book it back to the tree because like and I'm like, oh, they had their brains

working there on that shit. I like when you can see dogs processing stuff like that. I'm sure you've all seen that clip where there's like two huskies in a backyard digging a hole under a fence. And clearly they'd been instructed not to do that. And like one of the Huskies is just head down and in what's going to be a bitch to fix kind of hole at this point. And the other Husky is like just standing looking around the

yard and you can see him see the owner come out and the one who's not actively digging is like looking down at the one digging looking up at the owner looking down and then he puts his little paw on the one digging as a actively digging is like looking down at the one digging, looking up at the owner, looking down. And then he puts his little paw on the one digging as a like the jig is up moment. And then they both look up and like have that shrinking fear of like, oh, he knows that we know that we were explicitly forbade from this.

Yeah. Yeah. Seeing that kind of intelligence makes it like, I don't know, it makes their love more valuable I think because they they they're not some just dope That's just love love love like I don't think if I if my dogs loved me as much they'd be as sweet to me You know, I mean, or maybe they would they're just great. Some of your dogs clearly smarter than the other ones Kyle, huh? I hope he's gonna be the smartest right honestly, they're they're all about the same. I guess

Huh, I hope he's gonna be the smartest right honestly, they're they're all about the same. I guess They don't seem like doggy geniuses or anything, but they figure shit out. They watch TV together You know, they watch TV together and if they see something they don't like they're like Different forms of intelligence every dog with different personalities I feel like one of my dogs is clearly smarter than the other Like one of them can open doors and shit and the other One just gets trapped outside One of them knows how to like operate us and get his ear scratched get his food Whatever he'll take us to the thing that he wants us to operate for him. The other one offers none of that. She's sweet

She's nice. She's a great dog But she's not smart. Yeah, did you have that one first? No, the smarter one is the younger one. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. It didn't pick up any of the tricks. That's so funny. What an idiot. When I was at that, when I was at that Chumblout thing, how everyone was on drugs. One thing that was interesting was there was this one guy there. Um, I was going back to my 10, it was just like this, just loose it was just like this loose Asian dude. They're loose Asian dudes, so like a sweaty guy.

Loose, no, just like a loose Asian dude, just on his own, like just by himself. People are usually with people. Like a loosey spirit. And he was doing, yeah, and he was doing, like he was like looking at the rocks and stuff. And I thought he was tripping out and I was like, hey, I was like, are you okay?

What's that? Asian geologist. Me, hey, I was like, are you okay? What's that? Asian geologist. Him aspiring, I assume, maybe because he's taking it in the rocks. And I was like, what are you doing here? And he's like, oh, I was like, I thought he was tripping. He was like, I was just looking at this, these rocks here. And the person laid out their map there. And it's really cool.

And I was like, are you good? And he was like, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. You don't like fucked up or anything. He's no, I'm sober. I don't I don't do drugs. I was like, oh, you don't do drugs. He came here. That's so crazy It's cool. You like music. He's yeah, I love the music and I'm like, oh, would you come here with he's like no one And I was like, where'd you come from? He's like, Oklahoma And I think you came here solo sober from Oklahoma and he's like, yeah, and I'm like what I'm like, that's your tent right there And he's like, yeah, I'm like you don't even have there's nothing in the tent He's like, yeah. And I'm like, what? I'm like, that's your tent right there. And he's like, yeah. I'm like, you don't even have, there's nothing in the tent.

He's like, no, I have my backpack and my jacket and pants. And this is like end of summer, like in the mountains in BC. Like it's near Banff, like not near Banff, near, just in BC near Vancouver. And it gets cold. It gets very cold. And he had like a rain jacket. He didn't have the proper stuff. And he was sober and he had no friends there.

And I was just like, you're here with no friends. You don't do drugs. You don't even have a blanket and, uh, you're here by yourself. I'm like, that's the fucking most hardcore raw dogging of this shit that I can even imagine you're so much more hardcore than anyone here. And I had bought a Walmart sleeping bag But the festival gave me a sleeping bag because that was part of the package I got So I was like you got to take this sleeping bag first of all

I gave this guy David my sleeping bag and he was like, oh you don't even done I'm like now I have another one that you're literally an idiot. You should have it And then he was like, yeah, he was like, can I be honest with you? Okay. He's like I want to do Molly And I was like, oh, you know, if you like, do you ever smoke weed? He's like, no, I've never done a drug in my life. I was like, why would you want to do? He was like, I just do. And I was like, okay, well, uh, yeah, I mean, if you do all hang out with you, that's the guy I went down with. I went down with to the, you went down on the place and he, we went down on each other.

No, he went, he brought the pill to the spectrometer and they were like, they broke it up into pills for him so he could take it in smaller amounts. And like I introduced that guy to everyone cause I knew so many people there and I introduced this guy to everybody and everybody knew him that he was like, came here sober and he's Solo and it was like now it's like 11 p.m. At night He said he's like I wanted to try Molly and he had the pill

He was like I'll do it at 3 a.m When I start to get tired and I everyone was like no, that's not how that works You know like it's not gonna make you awake later. You just yeah, that'll be fucking weird. But I ended up losing him. And then seeing him like every night, like we'd go back because our tents were nearby. And I was like, Oh, like what happened? He's like showing me his videos. He's like, Oh, I met these girls and they had mushrooms. So I bought mushrooms. And I took five grams of mushrooms today. He always I forgot that he has a GoPro on his head all day That was recording so we'd like go we're standing there

He's like showing me the footage and it's like him like dancing with people in like dinosaur costumes on the dance floor and stuff And it's this dude the sober dudes like POV on Mushrooms and Molly he's never ever done drugs and then I was like, oh, yeah, that's crazy. He's a guy I still feel weird. I was like, yeah, you know sleep it off if you need me or anything, you know Whatever you come out and like you have your water there and he went and he went to his room and I said to my buddy I was like damn you could fucking Take all the drugs you want you can do whatever it is that you want. You will never ever Be as fucked up as the random Asian dude from Oklahoma who came here by himself and has never

done drugs and is tripping on mushrooms and Molly in a tent alone right now with a fucking GoPro on his head. That sounds hellish going there alone and then doing psychedelics for the first time. I don't know why you did that. Yeah. Yeah. Although I went to Burning Man without knowing the people I was going with really. And my buddies were like, how could you do that, dude? What if you get there and like, they suck? And I was like, bro, we're going to get there and I'm going to suck. A lot of people are like, I hate going on the plane and you sit next to a person that sucks. I'm like, there's been like two people where I'm like, oh, you're bigger and suckier than me.

Every other time I'm like, I know that they are angry. I can't even get angry right now because they have to sit next to me on the plane. But that's a size thing. You know my favorite part about your Burning Man story? I think of it, that you liked your Leatherman. You found the Leatherman useful and you all that? I was the sickest guy with it. I can't believe I slept on it my whole life.

Yeah, it was people I saw fucking people on acid trying to like bite zip ties like they're trying to take something down to that. I try not bite a zip tie and I'm like, ha ha. I got the thing. I have the thing for that. And I like cut it. I'm like, I'll use the scissors and like cut it. And they're like, Hey man, way to go. And I'm like, that's, Hey, that's the type of guy I am. I always have the tool.

Do you still have a Leatherman on you? Yeah, no, it's not on me right now, but like I do have it. And I, there's always a moment where I go and do anything. That's the least bit of something that I'll be on the way. And I'm like, do I need it? No, I better not. No, I probably don't need it. I've been live streaming Elden Ring and chat knows that I'm into everyday carry is what we call it. We find pocket stuff interesting. Leatherman, what key chain do you choose? What iPhone case do you choose, et cetera. And I think that might be

trolling me because they're always getting me to go on like 18 minute rants about Leathermans and wallets. And I whip it out and freaking, guys, it's so cool. It's magnetic and it folds down like this. See, isn't that dope? Isn't that dope? And they can get me to stop playing the game and do whatever they want me to just by asking me about my pocket content. Yeah, you're just stimming.

That's an interesting wallet. It's thin and it's durable. Did any of you guys speak with Donnie when you came on my podcast? There's Lynch, but did you speak with Donnie? I did. The guy in the mask. Yeah, he's not always there.

On your older show. Yeah, yeah. I remember talking to him. Yeah, he's a buddy of mine. They've always been about his EDC. Like he told me he gave me that term like like 10 years ago. Yeah, his interests probably like align more with yours and they do with mine or as he and I used to like game a lot growing up and now he probably you know, he'd be fucking stimming on

an EDC as well. But no, he was a big became a big knife guy and like knives became part of the EDC as well. But no, he became a big knife guy. And like, knives became part of the EDC. He's like, and I've always asked him EDC questions. Like, how crazy can you get? Like, if you really love the EDC, like, wouldn't you want to get a belt that's part of it? Like, that's, and he was like, no, that's like, he's like, some people have utility belts.

He's like, it's a decision. It's a decision that someone makes. He's like, I know some people that a flashlight is part of their EDC or that a flashlight is part, you have your flashlight as part of your EDC. You pulling a flashlight out right now and it's not your phone. So you have two flashlights, don't you? Well, one flashlight, but it's also a laser pointer.

This is a torch. What's the laser pointer for? but it's also a laser. This is a torch. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What's the laser pointer for? Kyle, what's your EDC? We should become EDC. I mostly point at corals and fish

with so my wife knows what I'm talking about. Oh, okay. I don't leave the house without my phone and my wallet. And if I've got that, then nothing can stop me, I feel. For me, keys are a big one. There's a hundred dollar bill in every like coat and jacket that I owned and up in the pocket, just in case I'm ever like, don't, you know, in an emergency. So there's always that.

But then just like, you know, my cards and my phone. Wait, what you like put a hundred dollar bill into the at one point, you took like a grand and then does the podcast jacket, does that have a hundred in it just in case? No. What if you need it in the middle of us? Why wear it on top? It's not crazy to me, you know why? A lot of my motorcycle jackets have a couple hundred in them

just because cash, like what do I need more right now? A bandage or $300 $300 will solve more problems a wider range of problems than like a little first aid kit. You give a guy $100 and he'll do almost anything for you like you know what I mean? That's how I get half my blow jobs. Yeah. I'm telling you like like you be like ah I need you to go. Can you give me head while we're waiting for the ambulance to get here?

As you can see, my motorcycle's damaged. Here's $100. We suck my dick while we wait on AAA. I suppose. You give another $100, you're like, now suck the AAA's guy's dick. No, I don't have any everyday carry. I've got tools. I own tools.

But like, I don't know, when we we were like when I'd be on the farm Dad's everyday carry definitely involved a leather man the full-sized big one in a In its holster, you know, they've got that little pouch that they go in with the snap cap on it He loves the leather men. He's he sends him back every time he breaks them He snaps the blades off frequently and he'll send it back and they'll just put a new blade on it for free and send it back. He's squeezed the pliers so hard on something that the plier body itself broke and they just sent them,

they're like, we can't fix this. So they sent a new one. I've had bad luck with sending, they have a lifetime warranty and Leatherman's reputation for fixing stuff is like very good. And they consider it important. Yeah. And I sent my stuff back and they're like, yeah, we don't make these anymore.

Here's like an equivalent. And now I have like, it was a juice something or other. And now I have like, I don't know, three identical Leathermans that I didn't choose. And I was like, ah, this isn't quite the dream. That's annoying. Do you have other knives? Do you use a knife part of your-

He has a knife collection. I could walk into the other room and bring back two or three display cases of knives. Go get your knife. I would, I actually would, if you wouldn't mind, seriously, I would like to see your grail, your number one, the number one, and you're allowed to bring two more if you must.

I want you to bring the knife that you if you had to fight a man a man's gonna burst into the room right now and you need to turn around and grab a blade to fight that man off he's bigger than you he's stronger he's younger but he's in the garage but I'll come up with something a battle ax? Oh, that's your sword. It's like camping oriented. Oh, the swords in the game of Thrones. Let me see what I come up with.

God. The sword suddenly breaks in. He's like, oh, Jackie, it's happening. But he does. There's a chance he might go be gone for like 15 minutes and I'll be like, shit, which one's it gonna be? Or no, he knows right away which one it is. I bet he knows right away.

You think he knows? Immediately, right? Oh, he 100% has something in mind because he immediately said that one's in the garage. It wasn't the car. It wasn't like, Oh, let me go pilfer and you know, look through my little nice collection. I think it might be Patrice O'Neill that's got the bit you'll know it if it is where it's like, these guys broke into an NFL players house to rob it.

And and he came at him with a machete. And he's like, Can you just imagine at first they're like, look at all these jerseys. Washington Redskins, is that a Lombardi trophy? What the? And then some six foot six monster comes barreling down the hall with a machete defending his wife and children. They shot him in the femoral artery and killed him, but it must have been scary there for a minute. Yeah, he ran him off, I think. Thanks, Snow. Yeah, I feel like his body... There's a bit like that in Barry. I don't know if you watched Barry, but he's there to... I did watch Barry. I don't know if I... He goes into that like karate taekwondo master's house. He's like looking at the wall and it's nothing but black belts and trophies.

And he's like, what the fuck? And suddenly that guy comes out and I guess I. Sir, just hang on. That's that's nightmare. So I brought back to Harley asked for my like Holy ground. It's not my most expensive, but I think it's dope. It's microtech and it's an out the front knife. So it pokes out like this goes both ways. Sometimes you push them

in and they shoot out and I think this is dope. It's kind of a gentleman's knife. You know, it's it's not a it's not a ruffians knife. This thing is a class. What's it called Microtech? Microtech out the front and it's called it's called out the front. Yeah, that's like the name of the action, right? The class, right? And then this one was given to me by a friend.

If I had to fight someone, I'll give me this guy like 10 years ago. And I think this would be a pretty good weapon type knife. So what's that? What is it? And look at this. Look, look how worn this thing is. Do you see how dirty this knife is? I appreciate that this thing around the Do you see how dirty this knife is? I appreciate that. This thing around the country

that is strapped onto the back of a motorcycle, use it in motor camping and stuff. Nice. You gave this to someone who appreciated it more than you know, perhaps. That's awesome. I think Wings has one too. I think he opens cans of spam with his, but. What about the CSgo knives we were given

fts russia got sent all these gaudy csgo knives from this country and company and then we got all those on top of it and i must have had 80 fucking garbage ass knives that yes that's I remember those I had multiple of those I was everyone I know got handfuls of knives at that point I was literally just trying to get them all away I had a I got a huge box of flesh lights from flesh light like literally like there was like a hundred flesh lights like there was like 20 of the big full-size ones and I mean asking for a friend. Did you have any like smaller ones? No, well

they had these portable ones that are like to pack with you and it's like this big and like your penis basically comes out the other end of it, but like it's still I guess still always does They had these alien vaginas too, like blue ones that were like alien pussy or something. And people would come over and I'd be like, yeah, I'm a good, hang on. They're like, take care of, like, and I'm like, oh, hey, grab a flashlight on your way out.

And they're like, what? I'm like, that box there, just, you can grab one, just pick one. And they're like, what the fuck? And people were like, open up like, what the fuck? And people were like, open up like, what the fuck? And they're like, sorting through lots. And I have like, some friends are like, Oh, I'm good, dude. But then I had further other friends are like, what? And they like dump the

box out and they're like, Whoa, alien pussy. Oh, fuck, someone took all the buttholes. They didn't send us a single bottle. Sasha Gray, this one's coming. I thought it was very homophobic that They didn't send us a single butthole. Sasha Grey, this one's coming up. I thought it was very homophobic that they didn't send a single butthole. You sent a hundred pussies and not one, but come on. Woody, I had no idea how true,

when you were holding up the OTF, the out the front knife, and you're like, this is classy. I'm like, that does look classy. Like I'm curious more about these out the front Microtech knives. Now I understand why this is a classy knife. These are these are not a first attempt on dabbling in knives. These are nice ass expensive. I assume top of the line. The cheapest are 387. And I found one for three times on

this page. The top is over $1, dollars combat Trudon Delta frag shadow fluted DLC hair wear nickel boron. Rolls off the tongue. The those knives like because Mike only hearing my buddy talk about knives and I will ask sometimes just like to hear people talk about some shit when they're passionate about it. Like he was saying something about knives. That's not like a knife when it's like that. It's not the handles, not part of the knife.

Whereas the one that you showed after with Kyle, like that whole piece is like one piece, right? Like, so there's like a break in the middle of it. And I said to my buddy, I sent him a text and I was like, micro tech out the front, what you think about that knife? And he wrote back just now. Yeah, I wrote it as soon as he showed it. He wrote back insane. I got the thumbs up. All right. I'm going to say that's what you know, that'd be a giant one. Zach, see if you can find the see if you can find video or gift. Yeah. Why don't you buy the big one, Woody? That's that would be slick.

That's like a light, a steel lightsaber. Dude, that is the kind of like, I've done well financially, but I can't live a lifetime of financial mistakes and recover from all of them. And a $15,000 like make, you know, parody out the front knife is the no. Well, I mean, right now, well, shit, it's out of stock, but it's down to 9,500. Okay. And what, it's just a Joke Big version? Yeah, here we go. Perfect, Zach. He's got it in the...

It has kick. It does. He's got recoil. He's got an Appellican case here. Hahaha! Even the little one's big. Yeah, why is this a... That's the big little one's big. Yeah. Why is this? That's the big little one. That's so silly.

Dude, that is 10 K. Yeah, that is heavy looking. Is it an actual knife? I don't know. How does it? Oh, you pull it out the back to reload it. I see. Just saying. does, oh, you pull it out the back to reload it. I see. Oh, I like that.

That's like mine more. Now there is is probably too big to do that, but I like the way that I think it's preferable or the switch to pull it in both directions. Like it's silly me. All right. My favorite knife. Instead of pulling it and reloading it.

Do you ever like need a knife and in your head, like maybe you have that one close and you're like, ah, that's such a nice knife. I have a knife that's better. I don't want to wreck my good knife. The first one I got was a leak, I think, by a company with K. Anyway, I would use it to like turn screws and shit.

But in the Leatherman I use pretty harshly, but I would never, actually this has never cut more than paper, I don't think. Like I opened up, I used it for my taxes to open all the like 1099s and stuff, but that's as harsh as this gets used. Don't you just wish you'd have an opportunity to stab a bad guy with it?

So you'd have that moment at first where you're like, oh yeah, snip. And then you stab him up. Like that'd be a cool moment. Look at this knife over here is the world's deadliest knife, though. Oh. Using a service called Sizzle, Woody,

you can finance this knife. So maybe that's what I'm sorry. Sizzle that knife home my way. 500 easy payments. No, it's four payments of like three grand. It's like, what are you doing? This is a WASP injector knife. It uses the CO2 cartridges in the handle.

And when you stab something, it dumps the entire CO2 cartridge inside of them. It would just insta kill you. It just ruin you. I know that little ridge at the top near the tip. Is that where the air is coming out? I don't know. Maybe that little indent air is coming out? Oh, yeah, maybe That little indent maybe yeah

Oh, I see above the like where the spine would I see what tell you? Yeah, I was like, I think that's so that it hurts I'm extra when you pull it out, but you're not talking about the serrations Yeah, I think there are I think there are shark darts that work on a similar principle and those instantly kill sharks I've seen them like at the shark and the shark it goes shark darts that work on a similar principle and those instantly kill sharks. I've seen them like at the shark and the shark, it goes, and the shark goes belly up and just drops. And if it can instantly kill a shark, you can instantly kill most things. Oh,

I've seen people stab watermelons with those and makes the watermelon explode. So I can imagine if someone stabbed it in you and hit it, you know, I wouldn't do it to a watermelon. I do it to like a grocer, grocer, like a gourd, a grocer, like a grocer kind of groceries. I do it to like a, uh, a gourd or a pumpkin, something I didn't really plan on eating watermelon. Yeah. That's just ruining food. I don't like watermelon. No, it's not very tasty. Bananas. My knife buddy, I was like, you gotta, I was like, you gotta give me your, what would be your knife if you had a grail there?

And he was like, I'm pretty practical. I don't know what that means. And then he sent this one here. I don't know if that's what I wanted to say. Oh, you get this one on Sizzle too? You can get Sizzle financing with that? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, Sizzle.

23.70 a month. monthly payments is less 3488. I'm getting monthly payments at 2370. That Canadian dollar is weak, my friend. Yeah, my number, it says $287. Yours says 195. Would you rather just, what would we do about their currency if we conquered them?

Would we let their dollary dues just become dollars? Is that how that works? Do we just mad, I know it doesn't. We'd have to transfer them into dollars. All of your bank accounts would just go down one night. All of their bank accounts would be transferred to dollars and they would just have that much less, right? Mm-hmm.

But it would spend more, and then there'd be no more queen on the money on this continent, sorry. Let's think about this for a second, slow down, let's think about this for a second slow down. Let's think about this for a second Mm. Let's think about it. It would be obviously It would be so easy To go to conquer Canada But were it so easy Who's on your hundred dollar bill now?

Don't give a fuck You know, it's on mine? Who's on mine? Our guy invented electricity. Who's on yours? What do you do? What would they do? Discovered. It's the queen.

Every time you see it, invented. It's Princess Diana. No, it's not. Discover electricity. There's no, it's like the back of it, the tunnel in the car. Like I know I don't. There's no is like the back of it the the tunnel in the car I know I don't know the guy I always call I always call him mr. Coke Mr.. Coke there yeah Robert boarded 24 years

No, who's the most famous politician in Canadian history like the guy with Jerry Fox? Jerry Fox. No, Terry Fox. Are you serious? Jeff Fox? He's not Canadian. He wasn't. He's just running a marathon. I'm goofing around. I don't think it would be so easy to invade Canada. Oh, we'll invade. Because how do you do it? We want your government to vote to become our vassal. I think is, is, is, is the, is the plan.

But then what happens? Well, you become an American. Yeah, yeah. But like, no, but like, no, no one in the government would do that, you know? Listen, I'm on your side, dude. I want you to sleep over at my house. I'm just trying to think, how can I help you guys? Well, I can't get inside of Trump's mind,

but I'm sure he has all the details worked out. He wouldn't have said the things he said if he didn't know the nitty gritty details on how to- Dude, he doesn't fire from the hip before he knows. How to turn a nation of 30 or so million people into a state, he can do that. It's not a big deal. We just gotta figure out the name really.

I think you guys would make a good 6-7 states at least would all those Frenchies get their own state. We're gonna do that for sure They already have their own state though. Yeah, but it's gonna be a smaller one now They need to concentrate if you know, this is interesting if you guys bought bought Canada Then we say what is what is Microtech out the front? Won't be illegal here. Oh yeah. You guys would get a lot of cool laws. We have to make sure that the cool laws from us went to you guys and that we

didn't absorb any of your stupid laws. Well, no, but you do want our, you do want the government to sell you cocaine. Eight balls. That's what I said. The stupid laws. Cool. Well, the cocaine law that can come down south of the board. Your gun laws, you get our cocaine laws. What are we going to do about those Eskimos though? Like, what do y'all, how do y'all We don't call them that. We don't, we don't, we don't call them that anymore. But since you guys are coming back, I guess we can get used to that again.

Yeah. Eskimo kissing. Nothing wrong with that. Rubbing those little Eskimo kissing. Yeah. And I say like, does that thing like do what they want to do? At the top of the show. There's 30,000 beds for those Eskimos. You're goddamn right. I didn't do anything wrong though. They're just up there. There's no trials.

Yeah, you'll never, you'll never get them. You'll never get them. They've been making it harder for you, dudes. You guys, you know how hard it is to fight in the mountains and the caves when they got tunnel systems imagine that but it's snow You'll never see them. There's no heat readings. They're like Invisible to technology High-tech soldiers in like Arctic camouflage moving through the snow and it would just

I'm telling you you just you, you're lucky. They play in the long game. We're going to destroy their environment. Like they're polar bears. That you got to, you got to wait them out. That's what you got to do. You got to wait for it to become more arid in the U S and better weather in Canada. And then once the snow clears, then you can, but up there, can you imagine being a Chinese guy who ever stayed your visa and you wake up next week in Cuba and you're like, what? What the fuck is going on right now? You see palm trees and shit.

And but you look over the fence and you see like our boys. Like you said, he's Chinese. There's a base. Right. Is one second. You're at Shambhala trying Molly for the first time. You can get. Oh, yeah. And now you're in Chitmo. Like, David's on a hell of a trip. I'll be honest if you, yeah, like,

why would he keep, why would he keep it? Why would he keep a Chinese person? He has to keep any, so he said, my take on it, what it seems to be, anyway, you never know. He's never very direct and specifics aren't his thing, but it seems like there's some people that we're just going to keep forever that we're going to catch because we think that if we send them back to El Salvador they'll get released again and they

don't deserve that I'm sure there's some terrorists I bet they're declaring some people that they made the cartels terrorist organizations it seems like Gitmo is a good place for them like it probably I was saying a while ago that probably allows them to be a little bit more harsh on those cartel members when they capture them and treat them under terrorist rules, which seems like pirate code to me most of the time. I think it's a processing center though, because I know China doesn't want their people back. I think I've heard that they don't they're saying no, they're not accepting those flights. I thought they love their people back. Not these, they got the taint of they had like they had like Chinese police stations like hidden around

Canada. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. They have a mirror. People are like here like they're like like if you were doing something like you can get in trouble with the law in China here. Yeah.

He's like secret police stations that they had set up. Yep. Which is pretty next level. Man. Yeah. Trying to get Grok to make a fucking image of what it would look like if the U.S. military was attacking Eskimos and they were holed up in an Eskimos stronghold and he's just making them friends. And so I think the proof's in the pudding, the AI would know we're going to be we're going to be peaceful with the Eskimos.

We're going to let them do their thing up there. I don't think they're hurting anybody. I think all the whales that they were killing for a long time, they're already dead. It's fine. There's no bringing them back. They've recovered greatly. The whales are coming back. Fuck those Eskimos. Dig them out of their igloos and send them to Cuba. That's what I say. Yeah. See how they like a taste of the good life. They've been living in that ice house. They up for their whole lives.

So I bet they would. they'd love that shit they would be god this is possible. Yeah they would they would actually probably really like it. What sand looks like. I bet if they lived in like even in an area like Calgary they'd be like god it's balmy it's balmy. You know about you know about China's road and bridge program? Uh I bet it's a lot of roads and bridges they send to do that stuff. The idea is to like spend a trillion dollars or so all over the globe.

I like that. That's invading Canada. Third world nations. So they went to Congo, invested billions of dollars infrastructure, building roads, and you know, currying favor with those impoverished nations. This documentary is called Empire of Dust. And it follows the Chinese sort of foreman representative

in the Congo. And he's telling you very plainly like what it's like to work there. He's, oh, a black driver on a truck, six months truck is worthless. A Chinese driver, three years in is when the truck is in its prime from the regular maintenance

and the this and the that. And he's like, just breaking it down, why the Congo will never be anything. He goes step by step. He's like, we give them all of this and they steal. They can't be on time because they can't read time. Time is a foreign concept to them. So you tell them to be here at eight o'clock and nobody shows up. He's like, they steal the gasoline.

So now we have to measure every day. It is all very- Not being able to read time is like such a huge negative for trying to get anything done. Can you imagine? Yeah, trying to organize anything with someone who doesn't know how to read time. Yeah.

Yeah, but that's good for them. Cause when you're like, dude, you're two hours late, you could be like, I don't know what any of that means. What is it? How what? This is the fifth day in a row you said this to me hours late, you could be like, I don't know what any of that means. This is the fifth day in a row you said this to me and I am bamboozled. It's like, do you notice how everyone else is on the work site? Dickhead show up earlier. I got another, I got another knife pick here. I got to send this one. This one's good. My this is for my buddy. He was like, ask him if they've seen this knife. And I was like,

we're off the knife convo, but he sent the buddy. He was like ask me if they've seen this knife and I was like we're off the knife convo But he sent the pic and I was like Nifty I like that. That's crazy. No collection is complete without a stab Nana Primal protection that keeps you monkeying around Enjoy a stab Nana split and there it is like on a banana split picture Yeah, they're tripping on that one. But yeah, I don't I don't know how practical this is Well, it is very big if you look at the pictures at the bottom It's a very big I think if I were I think if I were going to collect a knife

I would want something made out of a meteorite I think those are fucking cool when they've taken the iron from a meteorite and forged it into a blade. I know there's a famous, no, it's, it's just the novelty and the, and the rarity. There was an Egyptian Pharaoh that was buried with some sort of meteorite sword or meteorite knife that I read about. Um, but you know, you can get people make them now. Like you can buy one if you want one. They're just expensive. I'd want to test it. Like I'd want to an independent scientist who I conscripted because I'm not going to be made a fool like we made a fool out of the Netherlands or whatever where we sent them petrified wood and then laughed at them for like 80 years but then when they were

like oh look it's just moon rock we're basically like it's almost like we went to the moon also and it was like no bitch we gave you petrified wood and we're all laughing. Dude, look at this website. This is how you know they're legit knives. All right? You know everything on this website will be 100% on the up and up. What?

This is like a blast from the past website. I think 95, baby. Let's go. Zach, can you show this website? This thing has 90s written. I'm surprised it's not playing music. Why does it? Yeah.

It's not playing music. There's no like dancing mascot in the corner. Where's that dancing baby? That is the bot. Where's the difficult to use annoying custom cursor? It's a meteor and as you drag it, it's got, yeah. Yeah. You don't know where the clickable part of it is,

like where the point is. What's up with the bot there though? It's out of place on this, on this e-branch. Right? Yeah. I have a question, text is here. Someone wanted to keep the nostalgia alive and I appreciate that. There's no way I'm sending these people $10,000.

The business class folder, only $800. Is this the bottom right one? That was the one that caught my eye too. Same Chan meteorite. Well, this just looks like regular metal. So I would want it to look unique. Really? Because I'm looking at them in these top images that Zach's showing here

and I can see the, don't I don't know what to call it. Me neither. There's like there's like fractals. I don't think that's a patina. I think it's evident of the internal structure of the meteorite that's been forged into the blade and it's been retained. Yeah, like that.

Because when you cut a meteorite, that's what it looks like on the inside. Like that's the, um, the internal structure. I wonder if it gives you like an elemental breakdown where it's like this meteor is, you know, 65% iron, 20% titanium, you know, 6% cadmium or like whatever all is in that mishmash of meteorite. I don't know what the most common things are. I would, iron probably, right? That's gotta be up there.

I don't know what the, I know there are iron meteorites and there are rocky meteorites. I don't know how much iron's in there though. That'd be neat though, especially if you knew, like you said, it was legit. I don't want some fake iron knife, iron meteorite knife. No, I need to know. So this is so interesting, i like i i went to uh

look because i was all like well who the fuck is bo ricardo because it's like meteorite pocket knives handcrafted by bo ricardo oh la la it's like what yeah what an interesting name yeah exactly so i'm like who the fuck can't find there's no information on him. But then I ended up at Ricardo knives, which just looks like an actual website. And they have their hunting knives, pocket knives, kitchen sets, high end materials, Damascus. But when you go to buy any of the meteorite ones, it says sold exclusively through Katie meteorites, chasing meteorites since 1990 and I'm like this is so interesting that like if you're gonna buy one of these you come to the fucking

old ebombs world style website yeah come to the geos in meteorite I don't know I'm taking from the name of the website that they literally chase meteorites I know a lot of people if they see it now they can triangulate the likely landing spot and they go and get them If you put five if I walked into an area and the meteorite had just landed there I don't think I wouldn't know it was just an old rock Zach show us pictures of recovered meteorites And I because I don't know how to like put it any other way than to say When you see it, you'll know it Whenever I've seen them. It's like oh, yeah that stands out

Huh, it's like a black amorphous blob over there when everything else is just you know There was a good video in Australia of one on a doorbell camera hitting in their front yard damn That's cool. I know they tracked an object that that went through the atmosphere months or years ago, I don't know which, but they know from the angle that it's an interstellar object, it's not from our solar system, and they know about where it landed in the ocean and they're out there looking for it. Look at that. It's all melted in metal. No, I guess it looks pretty cool, but if this was sitting on like a hike,

I wouldn't be like, what an awesome rock. Right. I'd be like, that's a pretty, I guess that's okay. That's got neat colors on it. I wouldn't know. At some point knives are just jewelry for boys. For some of these knives, it's at all points. Like, for a meteorite knife, it's just jewelry. Like, there's no way you're like, oh, yeah, and this is my Amazon box knife. It's made from a 30-jillion-year-old space stone. Like, no. You guys saw the movie The Substance?

Yes. Yeah. Did you see the movie Different Man with Sebastian Stan? No. The disfigured. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. OK. My buddy said that movie was substance for guys. And I thought that was such a funny grow grow. There were both rough to watch like like either of those. No, I look both of them are like really well made good movies,

but I've got to start making the distinction of what and and and that like I just don't like this. Like like this is great what you've done. It's beautiful. But it's not for me. Like I didn't like sitting through your story. It's it's a well told story. It's a beautifully told story.

The actors are great. Everything. Everything's top notch. They're up's a beautifully told story, the actors are great, everything's top notch. They're up for Oscars, I know the substance is up for best picture, but I just didn't enjoy the film. I just didn't enjoy the film. I liked the nudity, I fast forward and got all that. You just, you just sneaked through? No, I'm teasing, there was quite a bit of over sexualized nudity and stuff,

that was kind of part of the movie. The other one was just kind of depressing and sad to see him go from like elephant. Basically the guy's like elephant man and they fix it though. Oh, like this new thing. And he's handsome underneath it. I think I can't. And it's like Sebastian Stan. Yeah. And but but it doesn't fix his problem. You know, it's it's he's he almost wishes that go back the other way. What's his problem? Like he regrows his own.

How can that be? There's another character that's got the elephant Titus that everybody likes. And like they like him more than our handsome guy. It's a whole thing. And he's actually like really cool and chill. He's so cool. Like he's always just chill guy about chill. He's so cool. Like he's just chill guy about everything. It's it is.

Yeah. Yeah. How bad is his elephant isis? Is it real? Zach, Zach, find us a picture. Cause it's like, whoop. Like you wouldn't be able to say, like I can't, I don't know about you.

And this is a, I don't think it's a character flaw as much as it's just like an evolutionary fact. I can't be in a room with a freak for too long. Stresses you out and makes you feel like something's wrong. Yeah, you know, I'm worried that, you know, I just don't want to be there. You don't want to catch it. It's not that, I don't want to look at it, you know? Like, I always tell that story about I got that in-law with all the fingers missing and his face is all, like, real fucked up. And it's like, yeah, it's real bad.

And I was scared to go, like, hang out with him as a kid. And I was like, mommy, I'm scared of that guy. Do I have to go? Like, I'm not scared he's going it's real bad. And I was scared to go like hang out with him as a kid. And I was like, mommy, I'm scared of that guy. Do I have to go? Like, I'm not scared to beat me up. I'm just grossed out to touch him when he like shakes my hand. There's not a fingers and shit.

And she's like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. I mentioned it, son. He is pretty spooky. It was the first time I can remember like having an adult conversation with an adult and them listening and understanding and like, oh yeah, I guess that is a little fucked. I don't like looking at him either. That's why I send you off with them. Oh, God. Oh, this is a real guy. I've seen like clips of this guy before the guy in the middle. That's real, right? Yeah. And he's the cool one that the guy on the right is jealous of?

Yeah. Yeah. And I remember the guy in the middle talking in a clip, and I think he has a British accent, which for some reason, like just, I didn't, that caught me flat-footed. I didn't expect that. Is the girl the romantic? You thought he was gonna be like,

rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! I don't know if the Is the guy you thought he was going to be like, I don't know. The person on the left is, she's not in the movie. She's not the romantic interest. Yeah. She's in the movie. Does she like the middle guy there? It's like, uh, he's, he's kind of like, he has multiple, like when Sebastian Stan hangs out with them, they're like out at dinner at one point and like this girl comes in and

recognized. She's like, Oh my God, like you didn't call me back. Like, like they, you could see that he is very good with the women, you know? So like, yeah. You know who homeboy looks like? Who? Gothmog. Ooh, Gothmog.

Lieutenant of Morgul overseeing the onslaught and the attempt to conquer Minas Tirith after the successful campaign in capturing Asgelia. Of course. But he didn't have what it takes. He didn't imagine that they would have something as unfair as a ghost army. Didn't count for the ghost army.

They didn't count on that and they paid the piper for it. I saw a video essay that went over this and and I agree with it now Yeah, there's homeboy. That's got mocked. But there's that moment where the witch king seemingly is going to defeat Gandalf He breaks Gandalf staff Gandalf falls off of his horse and he's kind of down and and then at that last moment The ghost army shows up the horns blow and which King is distracted. He leaves his, he leaves Gandalf behind, undefeated. But in the book, it's much more like, you're about to get fucked up, Witch King. You know what I mean? Like it's, it's, they don't, they don't let Gandalf take that L because he's not supposed to take that L. No, no, he, he was supposed to be the victor, but it's okay. You know, it adds to the, no, he was supposed to be the victor. Yeah. But it's okay, you know,

it adds to the suspense a little bit. Taylor, do you know the other Gothmog? The, which one? The Balrog. Oh, the Balrog? That's the guy, that's the big fiery demon monster. That's in the, in Moria, in the mind.

Sure, Gothmog was the primary lord of Balrogs during the first age and the greatest Balrog to have ever walked middle earth. I thought you'd know that. That's a different guy. Gothmog Balrog. Gothmog Balrog is going to be my DJ. I like that. You know, I always knew what he had a level of knowledge about.

And he revealed it here. Made a fucking fool of me. Actually. Lord of the Rings. He revealed it here, made a fucking fool of me. Actually. No, there's, I like when the, I like in the Lord of the Rings movies where they have an orc or Uruk-hai who like becomes a bit of a character. They don't stick around that long, but like Gothamog is cool. Lerts, the guy who fucked up Boromir. What about that? Let's eat his legs. Yeah, I think that guy's name was Gwadar. What about that? Let's see these legs. Yeah, I think that guy's name was

What about him? They're fresh. They don't need those. Why? They give good sport. They got a lot of weapons. I know the guy that yells they're not for eating. His name is Ugluck. Did you ever play the game?

The Shadow of Mordor games? Oh, no. Yeah. I thought you're talking about the old PS2. Oh, no, they had. All those games are so sick. Yeah, I know they had this game or the whole system, which is ugly because they like patented the system within the game. So no other game can use this now, which is so ugly because they don't keep making the games, but you would kill all these orcs or whatever or Chi

But when one of them killed you They got a promotion within the game and like you're resurrected But that guy that killed you like he got yeah, he's tough Ernie and like you I Yeah, yeah, I was really good at that games. I didn't die much I died like maybe six times, but I did happen to die to one guy three times. And like every time he comes back, he has some shit for you. And I'll never forget his name was Grishak. And I'll never forget because like every time he comes

like you'll be in the middle of fighting and then all of them stop. And they're like Grishak Grishak Grishak. And he them stop and they're like, Greashock, Greashock, Greashock. And he came in and he was like, Oh, Ranger, come back so I can do the test of more blade, did ya? And I did, I never got satisfaction as I did, like just killing the fucking ones and zeros, like fucking Greashock in that. It fucking hurt. The best part is how high did his career go off of your ass?

He was like third in command. You killed the Ranger like three times. Like that's the second time he came to me. He's like, he's not say tough. The game's loading. You hear Grishak still fucking talking. You can lose to a guy you shouldn't have lost to. And the game's loading. You hear Grishuk still fucking talking. You can lose to a like a system. You can lose to a guy you shouldn't have lost to, though.

And he'll get promoted and he shows and they're like, do do do do. And how comes do do the lamest of all the work? Because he got the last hit like his arrow hits you. Yeah. And now he's got a crown. And he's like, Who's here, bitch? How about another taste of my poison arrow? And if you managed to fuck up and die to do do again, the next time he shows up, he is rubbing it in.

Boys are chanting behind him. It's a fun game system. It would work well in other games. But like you said, they were douchey enough to somehow at that. And the second one, the second one, it like, they really, they had made this whole, like you have to build an army to attack the last castle thing. So it was this halfway games as a service thing that sucked. And one of the developers, RIP had died during the development. So they were like, here's a skin that we made with all the proceeds going to his family. But then like all the proceeds weren't going to his family. It was just like the net profits and people were like net profits. Well, let's see the fucking, let's see, right. Let's see

your accounting on that shit. And yeah, and it was just like that left a bad taste in people's mouths. And they just kind of get all this stuff. I didn't keep. Yeah. That's for a deal. Yeah. What a deal. You want to feel like you're helping, don't you, consumers? That's fucked up. That's a fun game, though. What was the name of the system that they patented? Rivals or nemesis nemesis like that.

Yeah, yeah. It's that internal system where like you can do that with Marvel characters. It makes them go. And it was even more complicated than we're describing it because they would show you sort of an image of the hierarchy of the Orc army, and you would see him literally like move up in the literal range. And he had like beefs with other guys,

and you can kind of cause turmoil within. Yeah, they'll fight amongst themselves. It was like a cool thing, yeah, it was like a cool, it was a cool thing. I only played a little bit of the first Shadow of Mordor, and it got very repetitive. But I remember like seeing the low level guys and like, like there would be high ranking guys where it's like, eventually you're going to unlock, you know, Grishnack the unkillable

and he's going to be a real Titan. But in the meantime, how about you go kill Pibo the retard? That's like who they were. I would show to the guy named like rat face for way too long. That face that we're like, like a Google lock the inept. I think I actually remember one guy I killed early on was like, like Saladar the blind or something the blind. He didn't see me. Yeah, it's true. They have like perks or bad things about them. There was one, I remember one that was like the dumb or something and he was like huge and he couldn't speak. Somebody still tried to talk shit.

He still put the effort in, but they just were noises. Oh, did you ever like go up against someone like that where you're like, you know what? I could easily win here, but I want to see what develops for this giant dumb character. Maybe he'll learn to talk and talk. I wish I worked very hard. It's actually going to sound silly. Like I'm answering it too seriously, but I worked very hard to be more chill with games like that. Like I would like give the controller to a friend and he would like turn around and shoot his teammate. And I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, just want to see what the game does. I'm like,

so like, remember when Cyberpunk came you doing? He's like, just wanna see what the game does. I'm like. So like, remember when Cyberpunk came out and everyone was mad about it? I, yeah, like it was unfinished like on PS4 for sure. But if you happen to play it on computer and your gameplay style is not like Grand Theft Auto-ing the scene, which that's not how I, that's not what I was gonna do. When I played that game, it was fine. I had a good computer. It ran it perfectly. I played a hundred hours. I loved

the game. It's much better now, but it was great for a good computer then. Like I had friends who liked this game's shit and I would watch them play and they'd be like, look what happens. And they shoot the police and shoot the people. And then the police come and it's glitches because cops are peering around corners. And they're like, look how fucking shit this is and I'm like yeah but are you playing and he is playing and games do exist where they can cater to that level but I was like I don't play it like that so I don't give a shit that it's behaving like that when you do that but you know like some games like GTA like set the bar very high a lot of people had fun with that but when I played Red Dead Redemption 2 I really was killing a lot of people I was like having played a GTA in a long time I'm tying bitches up to the tracks I'm putting like 10 people in a cage and bringing

them out to the woods and throwing molotovs on it dude that's the one that got the guy in trouble right where like there's a there's a suffragette yeah there's a suffragette. Yeah, yeah, there's a suffragette. And he went up, he like punched her and then hogtied her and drug her behind his horse to the swamp and fed her to a crocodile. And the whole time she's like, give us the right to vote. I would like Arthur was like, hell no, bitch. Well, when I did it, well, that's the thing is actually was Arthur. When I was playing it, Arthur kept like I was doing this stuff He was like, huh?

Can't believe I'm still up to this nonsense And then it's like doing it's like is this really how I want to spend my time And he was like kind of talking down on himself and me after like hours of playing the game and my karma getting bad I was like doing the GTA shit and I was just like, man, I died quite a few times, like waste. I like the story, but I am getting caught up just doing the nonsense killing thing. And like, yeah, but like at some point I just kind of wasn't, it was mindless and Arthur was the one that was like, maybe we could do better things with our time.

And then I just like started like waving at everyone in the game to get to get my karma back up. So I would like walk it through town. I'm like, Hey, how you doing? How are you? Nice day. But before that, it was like I was going walking into town and I'd be like, you better get out of my way.

And the guy's like, what'd you say to me? And that pop them in the head. Now the cops are after me. I got to go pay the bounty because I still care about the story. So like it was it was him. It was Arthur Morgan that got me to be like, you know what? I don't know if I'm like, I can't wait to fuck a hooker in GTA six. Then killer.

Dutch, I've been feeling mighty guilty about what we've been doing. What in the wilderness recently, what you mean, Arthur? I remember like doing like in red dead two, like basically trying to steal stuff the way you did with a high sneak character in Skyrim, which is basically like, you can walk up to someone and they'll be like, Oh, hello, traveler. And then you can just like rob an apple out of their hands. But I was trying to do

that in red day in their room. They're like, Oh, thanks for visiting. I'm off to bed. And then you just robbed them blind. And they see you with like goblets in your pockets. And they're like, Oh, did you hear something? And red dead, I'd like go in, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna rob this post office. I bet there's some good stuff in these, in these security box, whatever. And then like getting caught immediately and being like, all right, the only way forward is to kill everyone at the post office. But I have to kill them fast enough before the other police arrive. And all it

takes is like one shithead running out going, help, help, there's a murder in the post office. And then there's a dozen of these. That whole town, you have like a bounty, the Pinkerton pull up. Yeah. Now that game was incredible. That game really fucked me up. I never played it all the way through. Maybe it's a hard one to play through. I think it's a hard one. The pacing is very deliberate and norm like, you need to go, you need to play Baldur's Gate.

I'm telling you. Baldur's Gate is fire. Everybody does say it's pretty, pretty sick. It'll take you like two or three hours to get over the isometric viewpoint or whatever it's called and the turn-based combat. But once you've gotten over that, you're into the story and you're sucked in.

And it's so much fun. And you have so much, you have so much freedom in the story. Like you really, it's the best role playing game, I think like in that sense. The turn-based combat, can you expand on why that's not a deal breaker? Cause it feels like chess or something like.

Oh, you don't like turn-based combat? I didn't like it when I started putting poo on me and I and I became I guess what I like is what Harley's hitting on the freedom that you have with all of the there's just innumerable ways to handle each encounter. Like there's this one part where you've got to go over this this precipice in this like wheel cart or something but you can't turn the crank unless your strength is like six or higher and I was like what the fuck am I gonna do and I was like wait a minute don't I have some grease and I poured grease on

the thing and then it would work. Oh smart yeah the game does stuff like that that's a good one. And it's that times a million like when you're fighting a bunch of guys you'd be like wait a minute I mean there's tons of stuff where it's like all right let's that times a million like when you're fighting a bunch of guys you'd be like wait a minute I mean, there's tons of stuff where it's like, alright, let's shoot the chandelier and let it fall on them There's tons of that But there's all these weird interactions that things can have you can obviously make everything wet and then your electricity shocks everything That's standing in the wet

And you have this party of characters your main character plus three I think three more and so they're like your chess pieces and you know, you kind of build them as such with different, different builds, different powers. And the synergy is fun. And the story is just so good. Yeah. And you like the story. Is it, is that the compelling part?

Mostly the story, the story and the fact that it's a really, it's a true RPG. I'm really role playing as this character. I've never played an RPG where I read every sentence of dialogue and cared and wanted to get into the story because I knew that if I caught some tidbit in the story that like, sure enough, that blue rock he mentioned in that story I read back there when I turn it over, look, it's, there's money under,

there's always some little thing to be found. I'm interested in the story, but like story goes deeper than just like, what's the plot of the game? Like story in the sense that like the people you're with and what they tell you and how they react to the things you do is like story to me. That's interesting. Like you start to get to know, yeah, you start to get to know characters and then like you'll be in a conversation and you'll have the option to do a thing or say a thing and you already know like, oh, I wish I didn't bring this person with me because they're not going to like what I have to do

right now. Yeah. I've got to kill a holy man. And someone else might like that a lot and maybe you wish they were there or not. And like what I really like about it is I made my character not powerful. I made a halfling and I put all of his points into singing and speaking.

And when you finally get a perk that are usually these powerful things, I chose to be able to speak to animals and speak to the dead. So my guy is just like, oh, we spoke about this. I think last time I was on I was saying this when we did the great Star Trek game. Things like that guy is just like, Oh, we spoke about this. I think the last time I was on, I was saying this would be great. Star Trek games like that. Things like that. Cause you could do diplomacy. You could employ diplomacy. A lot of situations. And if, if you were doing it,

he is saying where if you keep track of all the other shit going on, you might be like, Oh, I have something I bet I could say to this person. Could I have that conversation with that? What he's not sold on any of this. Yeah. This is so you have to understand how my Elden Ring addiction is parallel to a porn addiction at this point. You know how you start in the porn world, you're like,

you know, I wish there was more videos of people who truly loved each other. And then it evolves into like, how can we get nine people who like latex and choking in the same room? Like, like it just gets kinkier and wilder and more ridiculous. At this point, I'm like, huh, Elden Ring would be fun if I took all the items and randomized them so I can't find my favorite shit.

It's a fucking scavenger hunt that lasts 45 hours. And then we take the number of common enemies and double them and randomize them and replace one and 20 with a boss. And then we double the amount of bosses and randomize them too. My, I've got the kinkiest fucking Elden Ring run going on right now. It's, it's next level. That, but so you don't, but you don't want to any other games.

And you're asking about Baldur's gate. You're not curious about inquiring. Should you play Baldur's gate? You just want to say that Elden Ring is better, right? You want to know, no, what I wanted to hear is that Baldur's want to say that Elden Ring is better, right? You want to- No, no. What I wanted to hear is that Baldur's Gate was just like Elden Ring. Not at all. No, see, Elden Ring is like Fortnite

in the sense that I have a couple friends that play Elden Ring and I have a couple friends that play Fortnite. And although I will have video game conversations with them, those two groups of friends, I don't waste my breath trying to sway to try another game because my Elden Ring friends love Elden Ring and there's nothing else like it right now and Fortnite friends have been playing Fortnite non-stop for like eight years or whatever and like

there's nothing like Fortnite. So like those like I think like I would I wish I could get to the point where I would be doing like a crazy modded run of Elden Ring. Uh, like, cause what you're describing is what I want from hell divers. Now, like I want, I wish there was customization for hell divers. You don't want it. No, I play on a, I have it on computer, but I'm only level 10 on computer, but I play it on PlayStation. If you mod it, like how do you like, can't you get banned from it or no, they don't give a fuck. No, no, no, no. You can do crazy shit with the model.

Okay. Cause I want like the car into a warthog. You can turn. Can I still stream though? Can I still stream? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think there are some mods that they don't like. Like if you in, but I don't think they'll fuck with. I'm all like what he's talking about. When he says like double common enemies, I would love it if you got into a bug planet and it was like all like the jumping hunters that suck. Or there was like, or it was like all chargers.

All heavies, all chargers. Imagine all chargers. I think you can do that. That could be really cool. If you, you know, on Nexus mods, you can go on there and find the mods now But it's a it's a new community, but I've downloaded a few mods You can make everything 40k you made everything halo everything Star Wars that sound effect

I want the guns are really good. It's like that's a 40k fucking gun that you've now gotten the guy I look up this I never see I never fuck with online games modding because I never want to like have to revert the game back to its state or something like that. So with some games it's hard. Like with the older games it's hard because you're changing files and you're moving folders around or renaming stuff and making new file paths even.

But with new games, there's just a little mod manager that's made for your game. And it's just like, oh, remove mods and you're done. Like there's no horse shit. There's no fucking up the game. Bald's gate great game modded. I like the after I beat it two or three times I started bringing a modest amount. I feel like All the armors and titty mods and jiggle asses and all that stuff in balls gate. Oh Eyebrow it's a horny

interested now. Jiggly asses. They got his race in an eyebrow. It's the horniest game I've ever played. Tell me more about these butts. Can you take off your... It's so jiggly. You can fucking get some beach dick in there. Do you remember when Kyle was sending us like full frontal nudes of his character? That was fallout. Yeah. That was probably... Oh, that might have been Baldur's Gate. I know because it was like a little gremlin girl. Did it have a dick? The ones you did. Yeah, you sent us multiple full frontals of a character with a dick. And then you also sent us one of a lady. Oh, that your character looks just like mine.

It's you're a little halfling. Wow. Birds of a feather. That's my boy. Look at that. That's what he does. Mine's a girl. I like that he sings and stuff like. You see his little cock. So just no little. He no, he's naked. That's like half his fly.

It goes to his knee. Kyle's like, look at his little. So what character you have and what they can do impacts the story and how you can interact with it. So a character like that is classified as small. So there is a shrinking potion and a shrinking spell in the game. They did the same thing. But if he uses one of them, he shrinks smaller than a normal sized man who would take those things.

So if you shrink that guy, he can go in like a mouse hole in the wall. And yeah, there's been a couple missions where they're like, I have the crawl through option and I leave everyone behind and go like, flip a switch or something like that. And I assume there's like the inverse where like if you're a big barbarian, and you take like there's there's a benefit. There's loot that you could get as the little fella with the shrink potion, but it's equalized by like some barbarian with his own growth potion or whatever he can reach the shelf with the I don't

know, the strength. Well, you have a shorter jump when you're a halfling. You have like there's a couple of things like your speed is shorter also when you're halfling by default. So that might be the balance of it. But what I like about it is like I'll go and I'll try and talk and negotiate. And when things go to hell and they're like, or I would get like a critical fail, which still happens.

My other team, they're all strong. They like grab my character and throw him back to safety. I'll lose like a couple HP, like two HP, because I get tossed all the way back there. But now I'm in the back lines and they're in the front lines to actually do the fighting. And I could take my dick out and start hitting the bongos. So you had the abilities to talk to animals

and talk to dead are interesting too, because if you never use those abilities, then you never do those things. And so you have no idea what could have been. I think about that with Mass Effect all the time, that they have all this dialogue. And I've played the trilogy so many times and I can't play as Fem Shep for some reason. Even though people are like the female shepherd is amazing. She's even better. I just can't play as a woman. So like I always end up playing as John Shepherd

and I'm just like there's a whole trilogy worth of voice acting that I bought that's out there that I have never even heard. In Baldur's Gate did you talk to the pigs in the barn? If you talk to the... There's two pigs in a barn you talk to one of them and he's like oh it's all good and you talk to one of them and he's like, oh, it's all good. And you talk to the other one and he's like, I am obsidian, the dark one. Do not reveal me human. Okay, wait, these are, they weren't pigs. They were like big furry animals, right?

Did you reveal him? Did you reveal obsidian? I did, but I played it enough that I've done all the things like I've blown his cover there. I've blown his cover later. You see him later in the game and so he plays, he played another animal later, like a cow. So I got him as the cow, not as the pig. I didn't know that that's his second appearance. I think he starts as a pig and then he's a cow later. I could be,

I kept her. No, no, it's like, uh, I like, uh, what's it called? A yak or, or something like that. Yeah. I kept talking to him, but then he was acting like a cow after he revealed himself. That's and talk to the dead is the same way. Like you can't there's you, you do the spell and the dead body goes, what? And it's like, I can ask this guy how he died. I can ask him who killed him. You get like, I don't remember how many questions, three or seven. It's some magic number.

But using that ability is interesting, too, because you'll kill a guy and then question him and he doesn't want to talk to you. He's like, fuck you. You killed me. So you got to get your buddy to come over and talk to him. You really have any leverage at that point? Not much. You guys see the movie? The horse there, the Dungeons and Dragons movie. Yeah, I watched that. It was really good.

It was a pretty fun movie. Yeah, so all the spells and stuff that they referenced in there, I was like, oh, this is in Baldur's Gate. Yeah. Like a lot of those things or items are in Baldur's Gate. Dungeons and Dragons is one of those things

I had no knowledge of, but then I played Baldur's Gate and I realized, oh, this is Dungeons and Dragons. This is Dungeons and Dragons of the fucking video game. Did I say that? I thought Dungeons and Dragons this is Dungeons and Dragons of the fucking video game. Did I said it? I always I thought Dungeons and Dragons was so cool and my cousin I remember he's like why didn't you ever play like in high school and I was like could you imagine like it's 1999 M&M is like the newest album and we're all we like we all love M&M and smoke and weed

and being not gay. And I'm like, our bad guys, shut up, listen, give me your character sheet. You didn't fill it out. Okay, our band of heroes are rested upon the dew on a fine evening on the left. Like there's no way I could have got my buddies to play that shit with me.

I would have got roasted. I would have spent all my social capital to get a half ass shit game of Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah. Whether or not taking it seriously and you wouldn't know enough to know the rules, right. The last thing I remember doing other than getting imprisoned for looting a body I wasn't supposed to, and then not playing any more Baldur's gate was with Kyle. Like there was some barn and I guess like, like we walked towards it and there was like a ruckus. And so like, obviously fucking video game,

you investigate could be loot. And then it was like a goblin and a, a cave troll or something fucking, or I thought it was like a goblin. I thought it was an ogre because then this ogre like fucked me up, hit me so hard at like knocking me out of the realm of fighting. It's a scene that's been memed because everybody eventually walks past that barn and everybody

hears the ruckus and then you check it out and it's two monsters fucking. One of them's like rear-ending the other one and they should they they wibble the camera around so you see your party's reaction to being exposed to that suddenly and based on their reactions you can get a good vibe for their personalities. Lazele will be like, fucking disgusting. But the vampire, the sexy gay vampire guy, he'll be like, hmm. What?

What? The sexy gay vampire guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't it a very gross scene? Wasn't it like some goblin fucking a big ugly ogre? I remember it I think it might have been like a giant werewolf type monster was fucking like a goblin in the ass like a big green Goblin type woman, but I haven't played the minute but um, yeah, you can either then Leave or you can kill them. I killed them

Now my friend showed me her like uh, like a thing. She sends a video of it of her character She had sex with the druid dude the the bear dude, not in bear form. And she likes him in the video. He's like suck. You're like characters suck in his dick. Alison's like, that's so funny. That's so like, you're like, yeah, man, you're, you're, you choose the dialogue options that leads to the story that involves you blowing this guy. I did not blow Halston.

I'm just gonna throw that out there right now. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, you chose the bear. Least you can't prove he did. Honestly, for my first two or three playthroughs, I couldn't find that motherfucker. He's locked in a cage down there, and I ended up killing him. I don't have him still, I still don't have him.

You need him in the second act to save the fucking bedeviled forest or whatever. He like he's necessary. Honestly, I bet I got some other shit. My dude's got some shit. I'll talk to the forest. You never know, dude. I got some weird things, man. I don't know. My forest is still bedeviled because I killed him. Try to suck my dick. Try to suck my dick. I had to end it. That's a wonderful game. I have a lot of dick sucking in this game.

I've heard it's good. I've heard Elden Ring mentioned is like two of the best games in the last 10, 15 years. You know what? And they're both the top sellers on Steam Deck. I could highly recommend to anyone if you have the money the Steam Deck is like low-key probably like the sickest console I bought. I loved my Nintendo Switch. Haven't touched it since I got the Steam Deck like two years ago. All the games that and this is for someone if you're listening like if you have a Steam library, if you have an ongoing Steam library, it's a major hard recommendation because like I bought the console, I got the console and then as soon as I got it I had 200 games and a lot of these games I bought in like 2012 on sale, Steam summer sale and I was like

I'll play it one day but like I'm never gonna sit down at my desktop PC and open up Max Payne 3 and be like well I bought it I should play open up Max Payne 3 and be like, well, I bought it, I should play it, but Max Payne 3 on the Steam Deck, like chilling on the couch, hits very differently from that. And I've been able to go through a lot of my Steam library and get a lot of playthrough from games that I fully ignored because when you're like playing on your handheld, it's just a different experience. It's like something different. And Elden Ring is like one of the top games played on it. And so is Baldur's Gate.

I play Baldur's Gate on it all the time. And I played Baldur's Gate on my good computer and it was fucking beautiful game. Woody, does anyone play Elden Ring with a joystick? Like joystick? You know, like a joystick, like Mortal Kombat? Like, oh, that's interesting. I mean, there's one girl I've seen her next move, bro.

Do it. It is very interesting. The dance dance revolution pad. And she's really good. I've also seen her do it with a controller, but using only one finger. And there's a webcam the whole time. And every so often when I think I'm getting the hang of it,

I remember what good looks like. I, I, that's crazy. So I would imagine just just thinking out loud, like with the Dance Dance Revolution pad, if you just remapped one of your controls at first, like, OK, to move right, I tap right here, like whatever it is. And then integrated that into your already seamless gameplay and then slowly integrated more steps until you're yeah, your way. I have a deep understanding of the game.

The one thing I would love to see on your way all over and panic inducing. And I just don't know how everything seems so chill and premeditated and obvious to her. Like that she just big braining it. It's wild. Do you ever play Sekiro? No, no.

The only other. That was my favorite souls like game that I played, but it was more apparent. It has an emphasis on parry, like deflecting, like timing that instead of the role. Cause the role takes me out. The invulnerable role thing, like it just like how you got to have low weight and you do the role is how you evade everything. I wish the game had a cooler way of showing it. Like when you play Sifu, he like dodges the punches instead of doing like just a big role, you know, just visually, I think it would be.

But yes, sorry. You never agree. I frame the other souls like slightly going in a slightly different direction. Why don't you try out chivalry? It's a multiplayer, but it involves so the people who are amazing at it. I feel like your skills translate to chivalry because we should all do it. Yeah, I've watched chivalry gameplay

and it looks really hard. Woody, there is such a skill ceiling to this game that like I'm embarrassed to play it with people that are any good. Like here's just like, if you like skim through this video, it's like- There's a video of chivalry where like, it's like hand to hand medieval combat.

And like, I guess in one of the training centers, there's like dozens of people running around and you can just start battles and do it. And there was this one dude who like, you could tell not to fucking tussle with. He had like a black steel helmet with antlers on it and a big crazy ax or war hammer. And there were like, it was like a movie scene that you'd be like,

this is stupid and unrealistic. I mean, this is a video games, obviously unrealistic, but there were like like a dozen guys all trying to take him down. And he's like Perry kill Perry slash. You can see the guys like get slash and like, and then they come after him again, a little weekend Perry's again, cracks their head. He was like, and the whole time he's like running upstairs,

like getting to the top of the little platform, jumping off, like training real people. When I tried to play this game, I thought it was gonna be like, oh, a big medieval war. So everybody's looking the wrong way. I can just run around hitting people in the back. No, when they immediately see you coming. And if they're better than you,

you might as well be unarmed. I've seen people play, I guess there's a bard character where you can like play a fight for something as you run around and he's running around and this guy's trying to hit him and he's like dodge and then he pulls out his knife steps that's down and just leaves the dead body behind it's like playing this on another level the people that are good at's like playing this on another level. The people that are good at it can really spy on the people who are not. My friend was ruining the game he was playing for all the... He was streaming for me and he was like, oh, a ballista. I've never used one of these. And he was just like firing ballista bolts into the crowd of fights, just hoping to

hit enemies. And it was like, ka thunk. And it would be like, friendly fire. You've killed, blah, blah blah blah and then he's like okay that was a miss well this time it's going friendly fire you can so he like single-handedly lost the position for his team by removing three allies that's exactly my story of playing that game i i realized i was so bad at the combat that I needed to like, do something else. I needed a bow. I was, I gotta get some distance between me and these guys. Of course, the bows are just very hard to use, but there's a ballista, like a mounted medieval weapon that shoots javelins at people.

And I'm behind that thing, but it takes so long to like load again. Once you take one guy out, everybody's like, that guy. And you see they're coming when they're on horses with a, everybody's like, that guy, and you see their comments. When they're on horses with a lance, it's the people that are good at it, run your fucking pockets and it's embarrassing. In Montreal, there's this thing just called like bongos in the park at Mount Royal,

literally the city is named after a big mountain. And on Sundays, people go and they play bongos there and get stoned and play frisbee and hacky sack. And like literally like hundreds of people would go there every Sunday for a couple hours. And it was like a cool thing to go and chill. And there's just people there to tightrope walking, devil sticks, some dumb shit like that.

But there are people that go there with these PVC weapons that they made with styrofoam and foam and tape and PVC piping and they wear like either red or blue garb and they stand on either side and they have these rounds where they go out and they hit each other with like these duct tape weapons and if they hit your leg you have to hop around if they hit your arm can't use it if you hit in the chest you lose and they just go round after round after round like attacking each other basically like chivalry and we would get stoned and just watch them. Some people

are much better than others people make like arrows bow and arrows with duct tape on it or like spears people get really creative and we would go and like watch and it was just fun to go watch those guys for a bit while we blazed and then I remember like this one guy started showing up this reminded me when you were talking about a tailor the the knight there this guy started showing up. This reminded me when you were talking about it, Taylor, the, the, the night there, this guy would show up and he wouldn't go on the red or the blue side, but he came in a full King's outfit with a crown and he would walk around in the middle with his chin up.

Like he was so sick and he would walk around slowly in the battlefield while the red and blue fought. And then, so people obviously wanted to go get the king. They wanted to kill him. But the thing is, he was always there with five dudes who were really, really good. I swear to God, they must have come from a class or something because they would be in a phalanx around him and fuck up everyone. And we would be like screaming when people got close to the king. We were like, later we were like, oh no! Or like, we've seen like one of the guys in front of the king like jump up and catch an arrow to like protect the king.

And the king the whole time just always walks around like so slow. And we used to blaze and be like, oh, we got to go to Tam Tam's. Maybe the king will be there, dude. The king is there. And we saw him a whole bunch of times, but I'll never forget this one time was so crazy. We were there watching and it's like on the mountain. So up the mountains, there's all trees and stuff.

They had the reds and blues and the king was there with his phalanx and he was walking around slowly. And one of the rounds started and like 25 people came running out of the trees and they were all dressed in black with their faces painted like skeletons and they all had like double axes and stuff and Literally like mauled up on the king and the guys protecting him Everyone can it was crazy and like the king got killed and we there we saw the king get Can I was sick of his shit?

They committed to the bit of the king people watched it studied it and like set up an ambush Like those guys were dressed like they had full not Halloween like we're the summer and they have like full skeleton face paint They have their weapons They were like up over there watching and then someone was like, come now, come now. And gave them the signal and they can write. And we were just like stoned and saw it happen. It was like 20 years ago or the king is now somewhere cool. No doubt. Some say he's still in the park holding his chin high. You guys ready to rap? Yeah. Yeah. What's the rhymes?

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