Painkiller Already - PKA 739: Ye Has A Meltdown Again

Episode Date: February 15, 2025

PKA 739, just the boys tonight should be a good one, Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by PrizePix, Lock and Load, and our wonderful merch. Right before the show, Kyle, you were engaging in some what I'll just call hysteria until you change my mind. That the world's ending for reals? No, no, nothing like that. But there's some telescope and Chile detected this asteroid that may potentially hit the earth and they don't know if it's going to yet because they don't have

enough data on its path. So like in six months that they can see it again with Hubble or something, maybe they'll they'll know more. But it's about three or four hundred feet across, it's made of hard stone, they know for sure, because they know its spin rate and if it was like loosely packed rock, that would fly apart at its spin rate. So it's gotta be solid. And if it hits, it's going to hit with the power of a pretty big nuclear weapon. And this is the potential path that it would hit on.

The odds of it striking the earth with the data they have right now are 2.3%. How does that add to that? Yeah. I saw a headline, they changed it from 1% to, I thought I saw 2.4, but whatever, right? 2, 3, 2, 4%. So the odds are on the upswing.

The more flight data they get, the more that percentage could change wildly. Like if they measure it in six weeks, it could plummet to zero and no big deal but right now it's 2.3 and this is the flight path that it would take and so I told Zach to project it hitting the filthiest land in the world India and I told him to pick a pocket this is what would happen if it hit Bangladesh can we zoom in can we zoom in to a little Bangladesh oh that's showing see it you fumbled it, Zach.

So do it again. There's a whole impact thing and they show shock waves. Oh. I need to see some, like an animal for scale, a tree. Yes. Is that what you're looking for? Okay. Yes.

This is wonderful. Okay. So even most of Bangladesh will still be all right. No, no, no. Actually, this has me confused, Kyle. Like, like. Because we don't know Bangladesh. Show me Atlanta.

Show me Atlanta, the same thing. But before you click, like launch it from zoomed in so we can see it, like do its thing. Is, are we going to have lots of damage where the, where it didn't strike? Or is like the sky sky gonna turn dark and have a winter or something? That's what it hits right? I don't know anything about that.

I got it. Let's make this extra fun Kyle. What's your specific address? I'm up here in Alpharetta in the north, northeast of Atlanta. No, say that it hits right in the middle of atlanta we don't need to find my house we don't need to find this house oh you didn't say it's on graphics i i did okay so how big of an area is that yeah so the kill range so that's what's interesting I Need to go bigger So I very middle a

Thousand mile per hour wind that may as well be a million because yeah Yes, exactly. This is what I'm talking about And I don't know what happens when you like set everything in Atlanta on fire, but it's got a suck, right? It gets cleaner. Yeah an estimated hundred thousand people with doc by the wind blast alone interesting fire, but it's got to suck, right? Like, an estimate of 150,000 people would die by the wind blast alone. Interesting. So yeah, hopefully that doesn't happen to India, wink, wink, and a few years from now.

No, I found that fascinating. Wind would, within two miles, would be faster than storms on Jupiter. Is what it said in the sidebar. I read it. Yeah. No, I'm imagining that happening to India, just cleaning it up, just burning all that trash and garbage up. Afterward, all the trash removed from the river. The river would be removed, actually. It would probably just bomb the river away and a whole new fresh crop of water would come down. I don't know what would happen. My whole life, ever since I watched Bruce Willis save us in Armageddon, I've wanted

to see asteroid impact for RIP to Bruce Willis. And in real life, there's that Tunguska event that happened. Is he his brain is his brain is as good as yeah, if I'm ever Bruce Willis mode and one of you doesn't kill me, I'm gonna be fucking pissed good as good as yeah. If I'm ever if I'm ever Bruce Willis mode and one of you doesn't kill me, I'm going to be **** pissed. Total opposite bro. If I'm in Bruce Willis mode, I'm the only one

not suffering, right? That man's having a good day. He's he he wakes up unburdened on the daily. Do you do that **** No, you don't, right? There's finances, probably women who knows what's going on in your mind when you wake up in the morning. But I know what's going on in Bruce Willis's mind. Not a goddamn thing. Peace.

Yep. It's that like circus music. I mean, lobotomy, lobotomy is always an option, Woody. But I would not trade places. I mean, I tried it and got halfway and now I just can't remember actors. You're like you're laying on the bed and like like Jackie's trying to pull me off you and I'm crying while I'm smothering you. It's not at all what you wanted. Did you ever read the instructions on how to perform a medical proper lobotomy?

They it's a hammer and like an ice pick right? Yeah. Is that close? Absolutely it is. Of course they use like stainless steel everything so it looks medical, but they hammer that thing into your eye. They don't hit your eyeball, they go past it,

but into your, through that thin part of your skull, up here in your nasal cavity area and into the part of the brain they want to destroy. And then the instructions are like, now just kind of jiggle it around vigorously. It's like- Give it a medical jostling and then pull it out. You just wiggle it around to destroy that targeted piece of brain

and then pull it out and you're all done. You know, like every every year, it seems like we figure out more. Well, that's about the brain and the specific purposes of its different regions. Tiny. Yeah, that's that's absurd. Just wiggling it, being like, All right, ah, fuck, she's, she's wetting herself right now. We went too far, then you have to go out in the waiting room and be like, Sir, are definitely 100% real procedure wasn't successful. It's like, No, this is this is absurd. They did that to the Kennedy kit,

you know, I that little girl. Yeah. Well, she wasn't a little girl. She was a young adult woman and they, you know, she was, I don't know what was her deal was. Maybe she was developmentally disabled or something. What I always read was that she would just like start flicking her bean in public and stuff and really going at it. But they... Let her live. Wow. Let her just flick her bean on one of the giant Kennedy compounds with an intact, somewhat functional brain instead of like, yeah, now she can't even get that one little bit of pleasure out of life. Or what's the give her a lobotomy when they've given her a team of boyfriends? Read that first, Taylor. Rosemary Kennedy had developmental delays as a child

and was institutionalized after an experimental lobotomy in 1941, the lobotomy left her permanently disabled and unable to speak clearly. That seems almost like getting off easy with a lobotomy. Like someone hammering it into your, that's more, like that's like Mengele shit. That's so scary. Get a lobotomy from masturbating a lot.

Teenaged Woody dodged a bullet. We all did. Like that's absurd. That was just lazy parenting. They're like, I've told you twice now to stop jacking off, that's it. Taking you to the doctor where they're gonna put a smooth,

the railway spike up into your prefrontal cortex and then give it a wiggle. They did over 50,000 lobotomies in the United States between the 40s and the 60s. Yeah. Every so often, there's just a really obvious thing like that where you know, no one's ever going to try to bring that back. No one is going to in modern day be like, you know,

what do you want to do? You've seen what Elon's doing to those chimps. RFK. RFK is his. He's not buying into your fake science. He likes the real stuff. He researched on his own. The lobotomy science?

Is he a lobotomy? No, he's not actually a lobotomy. So RFK was confirmed to run. What's the department called? What? Oh, it's the Department of Health and Human Services. It's Health and Human Services. Okay. And one of the Republicans who didn't vote for him is Mitch McConnell. And I was like, Hey, I wonder why. And they're like, Oh, it's because Mitch McConnell had polio. And they told Trump that noble officer. They're like, Well, sir, he did have polio. He's like,

ah, did he look, sir, are you doubting that Mitch McConnell really had polio? Well, no, I don't know about his polio, but he never votes for anything. You know, we need to get him out of there. They do need to retire that guy. You can't just be having like semi-regular medical episodes on TV and be like, no, he's good. I disagree. You got to hold him to the Biden standard. Get him out of there. The Biden standard is we keep him in there until his term runs out. And then we tell him right in as a hero. What should have been the Biden standard? Okay, that's the Biden standard. And we're going to abide by it because that's what we do here. We're going to go by the what was that bitch in California that they wheeled around and had her vote and she died.

I am Feinstein, who was JIT. She might have actually been dead in that chair when they were rolling around doing those votes and stuff because she was out of it completely. Yeah. She was like that level of old where it always looks like here's why I mean, you're in a door three days ago. I think we need someone like Mitch McConnell in there because he's old enough to have actually had polio. So when RFK is, I don't know about the polio vaccine,

a lot of kids that need it. There's a lot of kids out there who didn't entirely need the polio vaccine. And a lot of them. Mitch McConnell can be like, I need you to. Pretty good. He's so fun to do an impression. I've tried it, I don't get it. I just do the same He's so fun to do an impression.

I don't get it. I just do the same voice I do for Elden Ring lore. It doesn't really work. What if that's the voice you get from too much beef tallow? That's the sport of a thousand tears. This isn't from not getting vaccines. It's from eating a lot of dirty pussy in the late 70s. Yeah. Oh, and I love that Cheryl is there.

I love that we got his wife there. I know y'all don't watch as much Curb as I do, but I see her, it's like, that's the actress. That's Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusia and Larry David's wife. She's a main character in this very liberal leaning show. I mean, they did a whole Atlanta voting line episode on Curb and there she is right next to RFK.

So every time I see her in Congress or today when she, it was either today or yesterday when he was getting sworn in and she's in the oval with him. It's just such a weird juxtaposition for me. And I'm like, God, that's right. She's actually his wife. I wonder if she shares his politics. No, no, absolutely not.

I was going to guess that she maybe did, but stay quiet about it. I think on the vaccine thing, there's probably a little, the vaccine thing's weird because some, there's an inkling to truth to some of the stuff they say, and they don't like some of the statistics they see, but it's about the overall good of the species, right?

Like you'd rather, it's one of those things, and there's a lot of them in life where, it's like seat belts, right? Some people died because they had the seat belt on. They would have lived had they not worn a seat belt. Maybe it jams and they're trapped in the vehicle. Maybe the way that they were sitting and the seat belt causes their neck to break

when they would have just bounced around. It genuinely happens. People died because of their seat belt when they otherwise would have lived. That doesn't mean we stop wearing seat belts. It means we design a better seatbelt. You know what I mean? But we don't ever stop and take them off like a racing seat.

Analogy. I'm going to use that in my personal life. I just made it up. I just laid for me to your neck. I got the smart one in that goose top of my head there. Up in my head, just wheeling and dealing over here with his iced coffee, firing all cylinders Would you be fine with your car having a racing style seatbelt if it was like my car?

Ten style or ten times safer than the tradition Hans device Hans device is that thing they introduced after Dale Earnhardt died it keeps your neck locked in place You would never have one in a passenger vehicle. You can barely turn your head to look. It was one of the main main complaints from the ones that goes like the four point or four or five points. Something like it's a five. Well, there's both.

The fifth point is the one that goes from the floorboard between your legs and not everybody has one. I had one in mind. What's the reason that we went is it just convenience that commercial seatbelts are just the one strap over here and not so Volvo. Volvo invented the seatbelt and and they released the patent I think to the world for free and still people wouldn't wear fucking seatbelts. There had to be a whole campaign to get people to start buckling up. All right it used to be just lap belts but the shoulder belts definitely better than a lap belt.

And it's definitely a lap belt's better than nothing. But a four point would be better. A five point would be ideal. Like there's no way it wouldn't be. There's a reason when you get in a race car that none of them have, no, nobody's buckling up like this when they hop in a race car.

You know, there's a reason for that. Yeah, it's better. Hold you in the seat tighter. I wonder if fewer people are dying in crashes because like I'd like to see data on like morbid obese morbid obesity's impact on survivability and high speed car crashes. Not just that, but the we only at the NTSB or what an National Highway Traffic Safety Association, NTSCA, whatever it is, they only use male-sized dummies to test crash test data. Like, everything is tuned for like a five foot ten hundred eighty pound body. So if you're outside

that, is that still true? Last I read up on it, yeah. You've usually got your finger on the pulse of NHTSA degrees. Yeah, you know, that's the data that you want to reel off the back of your head when you're trying to make somebody buy a Ford over a Volvo. I'm just as safe, I promise. I can see a rationale depending on the speed of the collision for being a giant morbid obese person, either contributing to your death or contributing to your life. Because if you're not plugged in, if you're a big marshmallow man, but you're not, you know, seatbelted up and you hit a high speed collision, all that mass and girth is going through the front

windshield. And so I think you're going to be, you're going to fly even further. You're going to be the other side of the argument. I don't- Like a low speed like side swiping. You have like, I imagine like a cushion of the pressure like being dissipated across your girth instead of just going- There's no way they'd have to do that. Like if you're a skinny little woman and you get side swiped,

oh no, the whole body, oh I'm broken, I'm crushed. If you're a big fat man, he's probably like, you get a deep, like an eight inch deep bruise. That's not my experience. So between paramotoring and dirt biking, I'm in hobbies where you'd be surprised, people of all shapes and sizes like do it.

Heavy people are always the ones getting injured. They just, they don't bounce, they don't stand up again. You know, your skinny little athletic friends are made of rubber. I had a friend who went flying during a hurricane. It's hilarious. He's like, it's just starting to get fun around here. And then he falls 30 feet, not even a sprained ankle, right?

And then a fat guy like fails to launch in trips, this broke his wrist. Like that's how it always goes. That's fair. Like a fall from head height, I'm taking the skinny person or like a trip. They're also not an athletic fall. Here's the other thing, an obese person,

it's not just that they don't do athletic things, it's that they never do athletic things. And so all of those tendons and joints and connective tissues that get, stress is what makes things get strong. Lifting weights makes your bones more dense, you know? So a skinny, healthy, fit weightlifting guy, he's bendier in the right places

and he's sturdier in the right places. He's just gonna do better. A big old fatso is gonna explode. He's just bone inside of a big ball of shit. But that big ball of shit can offer a little protection, right? But the ball of shit is you. The part that's eating the damage is still you It's just it's just a part of you that we don't like to look at. You know, I mean, yeah, but my lab is destroyed

Yeah, the flab is destroyed. We're at a as a fitter man Maybe his his fucking lungs are destroyed because that because that bar punctures in all the way That's like saying if you tried to stab a fat guy, you know, he's got eight inches of protection. That's true in a way. Oh, well maybe being fat is the way to go. I do have one thing in my mind for Taylor's argument. Joe Lozon had a training partner who was heavy, right? He's not really heavy, not like, you know, but he's a big guy. And Joe was trying to get him with liver shots or something. And I thought for sure Joe would get him. No dude took whatever Joe Lozano could deal out. He held his arms up like this and just let him let Joe rock him to the to the midsection. He's perfectly fine. It's on YouTube. Yeah you can see

I bet you could see the ripples of the fat and that's that's that's pressure distribution. Yes that's energy distribution. He pops some like fit guy, right in the liver of the kidneys. That guy's going down. That reminds me. I think he flexed his way through it. Sean Strickland had a fight last weekend. We've had shows since then. Oh my God.

I saw the picture. He got fucked up, didn't he? It's bad. Yeah, so he got his nose broken quite bad. Like he didn't show up to fight. It looked bad. His coach has been throwing him under the bus all week. Have you seen that, Woody?

Yeah, I saw Sean reply. Basically, he doesn't think they'll work together anymore. They won't. Like the coach is like, has been genuinely shitting on him all week. Like, and just like unnecessarily. He was like at one point Alex Pereira leaned in. It was like, what's Sean doing? And it's like, you don't need to say that. You don't have to add that on. His initial statement was something like, I wanna fight for a championship. I wanna coach fighters who are fighting for championships. If that's not in Sean's head, then that's not, if he just wants to make money,

then we need to like make that clear. And it's like, man, come on. That's, I guess it's fair. I'll share. It's a bad fight. I struggle to know where like valid reasons and an excuses start, if that makes sense. Like I, 52 years on this earth, almost a few days now.

And I still can't figure out the difference between an excuse and like a valid rationalization of how things went down. Apparently he had staph infection and that impacted his camp a little bit. Before the fight, he said he did, apparently he had an injury. He had a broken bone a while back. He's like the bone fully healed. It wasn little bit. Before the fight, he said he didn't. Apparently he had an injury. He had a broken bone a while back.

He's like, the bone fully healed. It wasn't a factor in the fight, but it was weighing on my mind during the training camp. He had a bad camp. And that's something having to do with a visa issue. And it's like, are these the excuses that losers make or the explanations of how things went wrong? I don't accept those excuses.

No, those are no good. Okay, what's a good excuse? Well, we got to start with what the failure was, right? It wasn't that he didn't have enough cardio to fight. It wasn't that he hadn't learned that new skill like take down defense, for example, and he was taken down a lot. It wasn't that. It was that he from round one was too passive and too timid he wasn't pressing forward and punches and bunches and overwhelming volume which is

his game plan like he usually is he was throwing a third of his many kicks as he should have been throwing and he was throwing probably 70% as many punches as he should have been throwing there wasn't enough volume from the beginning like he was afraid of getting starch beginning like he was afraid of getting Starched like he was afraid of getting like eating one of those big loaded up like crazy windmills that that we didn't see a lot Of that from from drick us. We saw a more disciplined measured approach from drick us He was there to fucking keep his belt and send Sean back to America and he did it so good on him because now he's got to fight coms on which I I

I'm gonna bet on comes. I like the I like betting on the people I hate I bet on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl won my $50 We could come through for you, yeah Yeah, but I get a let us all down. I felt like you're right He does talk a big game and doesn't come with the fury, but I don't mind that what I I don't like if he's going to talk a big game and then not even show up with his own game. He just didn't show up for that fight and I didn't like it. Isn't he? Or I guess, do you think that because I saw the coach coming at him too with that, you know, I want to coach champion fighters and shit. At first I was like, yeah, that's justified.

But if I was actually a coach trying to coach champions, that would have been a private conversation with my fighter. Because if, let's say I'm a fighter who's looking for a coach, and I'm like, I'm not in it for money, I'm in it for being the best. Do I want to risk that I'm going to get some emotional coach who might throw me under the bus publicly if I don't meet his standards in a fight? He's justified in feeling the way he does, but that does seem wildly unprofessional to come out and be like, putting the guy you coached on blast, it's like,

dude, you're a part of this team. You were the one who was like cheering him on 40 seconds ago before he got, you know, brutalized. Like who's gonna trust you now? Every fighter is gonna have that in the back of their head when you're coaching them. Like if this goes poorly, this guy's gonna think out, think for number one first and he's gonna sell me down the river.

Say that it wasn't a failure of him. It was a failure of my fighter not wanting to be the champion. And it's like, wasn't he literally the champion? There are so few fighter coaches who get famous for a good reason. It rarely happens that whoever- I know who you're thinking of.

Is he Rose's, Thug Rose's coach maybe? Well- The one who threw the towel in to protect his fighter. I was fine with that. I was thinking about Rhonda's coach. I love that. Yeah, yeah. And I was thinking of Rhonda's coach.

And I was also thinking of Diego's coach, Fabio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fabio was his name. And that guy was like a fraud is what he was. He had like, you know, there aren't many sports that have a wing or an attachment to them where there's bullshit like there isn't some baseball like guy who's like no no you grip it like this and people like well I don't know some it works for some people I'm told but you gotta believe

no there's hard data it doesn't this is the new coach of the New York Rangers his thing is coach of the New York Rangers. His thing is he's never skated. He knows the game in and out. Yeah, but this Fabia guy was part of that sort of mysticism, kung fu, like mind over body kind of wing of mixed martial arts and martial arts in general, maybe I should even say. And he would do stuff like chase him around in the ring with a knife. He would hang him upside down by his feet and like punch his body and stuff and do weird like drills. It was very weird and home.

I remember a weird coach too. Do you remember that guy? The one who played touch button the park. I don't remember touch button the park. Oh, you don't? Okay, okay. So he, Conor McGregor had a movement coach and he had like a real MMA coach.

Who was his primary coach? But in the weeks leading up to the fight, there was all this video released of Connor, like, I don't know, dodging pull noodles, walking on his hands and knees, balance beam work, shit like that. And this guy was like a master of movement. And Connor bought into it just hook line and sinker.

I don't even know that he's wrong. I'm just saying Connor believed. I think gymnastics is a good base for mixed martial arts. Sure. But after Connor won, and maybe it was Chad Mendez or something like he had a good result with it. All of a sudden, everyone wants to play touch button. The park, everyone is like, the key to fighting is awkward dancing in the grass. I guess they're like, they're hitting fighting is ruining picnics.

The families, touch button. The park was Nate Diaz is insult towards him. He's like, you know, we're out here training. I got world-class boxers in my camp and you're playing touch button. The park, which became forever. I like Nate Diaz. He'll be like, you guys here training. I got world-class boxers in my camp and you're playing touch button in the park, which became famous forever. Did I like Nate Diaz? He'll be like, you guys are training and meanwhile I'm out here committing actionable crimes. And I don't even care.

Who was the coach who was- Come at me, go get choked homie. Who was the coach who was running around with a knife? What is that? That's Fabia, that's Diego. The guy that was joking. Kyle was gonna fight this guy until he backed out. Yeah, that's Diego. All right, the guy that was I was potential Kyle was gonna fight this guy until he backed out. Yeah the guy that I remember Diego the nightmare Sanchez You were his nightmare his his coach is the reason he he had to leave the UFC like he was causing such a

there's this video of I Don't know what they call it. They have this, it's not the fighter meeting. They have this sort of, like Megan O'Levy is there and I think DC was there. They were in like a conference room where the tables were set up into a big square. So, you know, there's lots of seeing and it was lots of UFC, like mid-level people.

I'm sure the camera crew was there, head of production is there, and they're talking about the show and Fabia is there, like making a scene, like talking crazy, like conspiracy theory shit, screaming. And that was right before they caught him. That was right before they caught Diego. So he was-

It was also time for Diego to go. That might've been the straw that broke the camel's back because he was losing fights and as a fan in my eyes almost as criminal coming to fights fat. Like I know what Prime Diego Sanchez looks like but usually as athletic fighters age they still look good. You still wish that like you had your body. Diego, man, I mean, I took a better photograph than him. Oh yeah, big time. Yeah, that's bad coach, bad coach. Like you explained the knife thing to me. What was, what did he say?

He would chase him around with a knife and try to stab him and he's like, avoid me. This is real danger. This isn't some patty cake bullshit. I will cut you, run! And then he's went after him with a knife and Diego's a professional athlete so he avoids the knife. This is the kind of shit I would do if I were like I'm in too deep. Tomorrow, spitball training.

I've rented a chimp. It's time for you and Kirby to get in the ring. Yeah, that's ridiculous. This here's Tom Tom. He's a 148 pound orangutan. He's Matt. He's Matt. He's been in the trunk of my truck and I haven't fed him. What's the worst?

Do you remember Major Pain? That movie Major Pain? That sounds like that kind of training. What's the worst monkey? Do you remember Major Pain? That movie Major Pain? Yeah. That sounds like that kind of training. What's the worst monkey to fight? Gorilla. If they know they're fighting you, Gorilla. 100%. I disagree.

Okay. If they know they're fighting you, there's no larger simian on earth. I don't care how big they are. That's a plus against the gorilla. I feel like he's a little unwieldy at times and he's gonna be more of a battering like force The chimpanzee I think is gonna disassemble you beginning with your digits and your genitals and I don't want to be party to that This is a video of him chasing him around with a knife by the way You know just so you know, I'm not

Exaggerating and so did he did he win the fight after the knife fuck no He's training all these guys and he's chasing him with the knife he's like here I come with the knife here I come with a knife and tries to stab him a little they're all running around of course I wish we could show this video and he's not told the story before someone said they'd pay me a hundred dollars if I could I think I needed to knock over the cow or something I couldn't even touch it, but I looked just like this coach trying to chase the fighters and they're all too quick. They zip away. I feel like you showed this blurry ass cell phone video.

If you just mirrored it to avoid any sort of like catchy. It doesn't work. Really? It doesn't work anymore. Dude, nothing. Family guy hasn't figured out whoever, those Indian kids stealing family guy episodes, that it'll like shrink down and then get big and then jostle. Shrink it, put like, um,

like a vignette on it and have it look almost a little curved. Now we're in the static section of the show. Take that Seth McFarlane. You fuck. I steal your show. Yeah. I never really thought about it. That's why those are all jostling videos. Yeah. They're trying to get by. They catch you on the audio too. So I don't know what you do there. Sometimes you watch a show, the audio is terrible. Yeah.

One thing I like, I see new shows take the clips that they're stealing and they like use Photoshop or whatever, like Adobe or something to put it on a television and make it look like it's on a 1980s TV that's a little curved as a subset of their overall video. And I think that's how they get away with stuff. It's funny though,

that's even a thing you have to do now. It's like, it's becoming more and more sophisticated. You know, when you're discussing who's, this is like MMA, he has three subscribers. He'd probably chill with it. You think we like MMA, there's three subs would be chill. But yeah, I think you want a coach you could, you could trust. You're absolutely right. And usually if you're hearing

from someone's MMA coach, it's not a good sign for that fighter. I don't want to know who your coach is. You should be just handling business out there. I hate that all the champions are going to be those Middle Eastern, Dagestani type guys now. It's coming. Are most of them Middle Eastern or are they like from the Muslim Russia area? Both. Kamzad is Middle Eastern. I think he fought out of Sweden, but I don't think he was born there. Yeah, probably not.

Wait, no, Kamzad, that's like a, oh no, I was thinking of like- Traditional spiking name. A guy named like Eric Erickson. Yeah, no, no. That's who you'd get. No, that guy is outrageous. He genuinely looks like a chimp to me in a lot of ways. He's hideous to look at. I thought he had a hair lip forever, but it turned out- I was just going to say that.

Yeah, he fell and fell down some stairs. He fell down some stairs and it was like he had a bad facial scar. And I guess whatever third world village he was in, they didn't have a doctor. So they just, you know, went with it. So now he looks like he's got permanent hair lip. Connor called him all sorts of mean names for years. I think he called him comes at, and he called him rat face, that rat face comes at. Yeah, that was always good.

So people call him cum shot. Oh, that's good too. Yeah, yeah, anything with cum. He's a very devout religious man. He probably hates that. I don't know. They all seem like they are when they're angry, right? He was the one who won the fight on 9-11 last year and he was like,

Allahu Akbar! If you need me to go to Israel and fight the infidel, I will. Or just give me permission and I will take up my rifle and I will kill. Or I will fight whatever you need from me. Fucking Christ. Who, what American allowed him to win on 9-11? That might have been Kevin Holland. If it was, it's not his fault because Kevin's like a weight class below and, or like, coms

up missed his weight by eight pounds and they had to shuffle fighters. They had to do a weird thing. Oh, I think his original opponent didn't want to fight him. He missed by so much. Or, was it me? Yes. Yeah It was Nate Diaz final fight and it was gonna be a screw job from Dana because he's either gonna make old Nate Diaz fight a chimpanzee Evan Holland got mauled I think he took Kevin Holland comes out and tries to do the high hand touch and

Combs on malls him throws him him down somehow he scratches his corneas at one point he didn't even do the fist bump like the start no he attacked him like an animal you can watch the whole fight it's a minute and 40 seconds i asked lozano about that and apparently the rule is you don't have you can decline that they do like a touch at a hand usually to start the fight but uh the fighters look at each other and they're like, yes, no. And either answer is okay. So long as you do what you said you were going to do. So I don't know that piece of the question.

That's the whole fucking fight. Yeah. It's terrible. It is nothing to be done for it. Yeah. And on September 10th, right before he was supposed to never forget. And this dude, Evan Holland did not defend our nation. I think it was exactly midnight though, because it was after midnight, so it was September 11th.

You know, right there. We were all remembering. We were never forgetting. I don't need to remember, Kyle. I never forgot. You're right. I'm sorry. Thank you. This picture of Kamzats. You know who did forget though? The Obama administration. Because they were siding with... Were they losing fights on September?

Well, they figured Al-Qaeda was all good again by like, you know, so they figured in Syria it'd be a good idea to befriend Al-Qaeda and fund them for years against the Syrian regime. And that funding continued into the Trump administration. We've been siding with Al-Qaeda for years and years. Yeah. That came out in Tulsi Gabbard's Senate confirmation. The guy was like, what about when you puppet this Russian propaganda?

And she's like, actually, what I said was, I joined the military in the wake of 9-11, when Al-Qaeda killed 3,400 Americans. And so when I found out that we were funding al-Qaeda in Syria, siding with them, and there's this memo here that says al-Qaeda is on our side now in the Obama administration, I didn't like it very much. So yeah, I repeated it. And he's like, yeah, but you repeated the propaganda. Like he couldn't attack yeah, but you repeated the propaganda. Like he couldn't attack anything. Was it Al-Qaeda or ISIS?

It's Al-Qaeda. Al-Qaeda. Cause I mean, it's like, we've known for a long time that like our intelligence operations like fund rebels. Not Al-Qaeda, the people who took down the twin towers. I thought they were on the bad list, but maybe not. Seven years before. Like this isn't one of those like,

well, you know, 50 years had passed, Japan's on our side now kind of situation. They are, they're on our side, give them a pass. Exactly, this isn't that. This is seven years after 9-11, the Obama administration is working with Al-Qaeda in Syria because it behooves them, because they don't like the Assad regime because they side with Russia.

We're all sorts of moderate rebels down there. This is not a moderate rebel. It is a terrorist organization. I know. That's what we're told. We're told that we side with moderate rebels and then in reality... We often do. This is different.

This one's awful. This one's awful. It's absurd. I really hate when I find stuff like that out. That's just such a betrayal. That's disgusting. Yeah. Don't like it?

Don't like it one bit. Those Al Qaeda guys, those ISIS guys, two thumbs down from me. Such a crazy man. I don't like them more than a bit. Those rascals. I'm in awe. You know what?

I won't pull back. Screw those guys. Heck them, mate. Boo! I boo the rebels in the, both sides. Both of the bad sides. No good there. No good from it.

Yeah, this picture of Kamzat Chumayev, even though it looks like he is Russian, like if you black and whited his picture at this press conference and just imposed it over one of the passports they found in the past few hours, it would fit right in. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, that definitely, that's him. That's who, Mohammed Moshimidi, whatever his name was. You're talking about conspiracy theories before the show. About an hour before the show, I was talking to Scum about conspiracy theories, and we were talking about the plane that supposedly hit the Pentagon. We brought it up because we've recently had a few plane crashes when that plane hit the chopper over the Potomac. It's like, oh,

holy shit, look at that. The whole plane's there when they pull it up out, but that plane that hit the Pentagon vaporized engines and all. It just turned into powder somehow. And I like started pulling up those Pentagon pictures again. I'm like, what the wings wider than that? Just seems like that one room exploded and then everything kind of collapsed on top of it. I don't think a plane hit the Pentagon. I think we hit it with a missile or something. You correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't it happen right after like the Pentagon announced like within a couple of days, the Pentagon was like, Hey, we, we lost a couple of trillion dollars.

Really sorry about this. That was before. Yeah, that happened. Then it happened and it destroyed a lot of what would have allowed them to suss out that information. I don't know anything about the plane that was intact though was on its landing approach, right? and it's sort of minimum speed and The plane that hit the Pentagon. I don't know the answer, but I assume it was going pretty quick. That's fair difference

Maximum speed you'd imagine they were giving her all she got Without missing yeah, you know like I feel like the engine should be laying out there in the yard somewhere, though, or like one of them, you think, right? Like they're like a dinner tray or something out there. Or a passport, like all we found was an intact passport at the site. An infant passport at this free fall speed no other steel buildings ever fallen like this, but shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's an interesting one. I just don't trust our government at all when they say things. I just think that there's a lot of lying and a lot of nonsense. They're trying to fool us with a lot of stuff and I don't like it. They can't fool me. I always know what the truth is.

No, they're pretty good. They're pretty good at fooling us. Doesn't matter what the topic is. Virology, anything fluoride. You come to Woody. I've got it. Oh, did you see they took away the, so here's one thing that I like, like, like Trump keeps taking away people's security clearances and at first it seems a little petty it's like how they don't get their like their version of the wall street journal doesn't show up this week or whatever like they don't get to be

like oh serious falling oh and then you get to kind of gloat over that they know these secrets it's not about that it's about the jobs that they can get with those clearances. Apparently like having those clearances is a golden ticket in certain occupations. And so it's taking away some of their ability to make money post government job, especially with, I liked when he took Fauci's security people away too. I liked that.

What's good, they shouldn't be able to parlay that. Security clearances is so that you can tap into the previous administration for wisdom, right? So like, and I don't think they do that anymore. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Obama called W and was like, okay, just between us, here I am. And W is like still current on events because he has, the security reports are coming to him or go back one,

you know, maybe W calls Clinton and says, all right, here's the situation. What do you, what'd you think about this during the cold thing? What do you know? Let's put our heads together. But I never in a million years could hear Trump calling Biden saying, I'm in a jam here, Biden,

tell me what you would do. They asked him. Yeah. They asked Trump like, it was right after the funeral because he'd been with all the presidents were there. And he's like, which of those presidents there do you think he'd be most likely to call and lean on for information? And he's like, I think Clinton, I think Clinton's still very much with it. He was a heck of a politician, real people person.

It's like, that's the best answer he's given in weeks. It was such a cogent, like well-formed answer. I've been, I've been watching Trump every day. It's just such a show. He had Pam Bondi bring out one of those angel moms. Do you know what an angel mom is? I think I'll know after you tell me. Is it the mom of someone who died in a war or overseas combat star mom? That's a gold star parent. It's a gold star. So an angel mom is when a dirty Puerto Rican, no, no, a dirty Venezuelan kills your daughter. Okay, I didn't know that.

Illegal kills your daughter. Yeah, yeah. So it's like Pam Bonnie comes out and she talks about the laws and whatever she's gonna change You know, she's running the the DOJ now and then she's like listen to her and then he brings out this angel mom She said my daughter was raped and murdered by this Venet and she lays out this whole case This guy came here illegally and he got on one of those flights that I guess the taxpayers paid for and we shipped him to another place where and then we Got him into some housing that was run by another different illegal. And then he was able to get a room in the

same like mobile home trailer that this 19 year old girl was in. And he raped and murdered her within five days of living there and stole her $6. And I think I don't think that was his first murder. You know, it was like, so when they have, they have those press conferences regularly where they bring out the mothers of the victims and every single time the person says, thank God, President Trump is here. Thank God, common sense is back in Washington. He made me a promise four months ago

that this would be on the docket and here I am today at his law. And then when he went to North Carolina, he's got old grand. Did she say the thing, promises made, promises kept or just in quiet? She didn't say that she was, she looked like she'd been crying. She says that I'm gonna get to pull the lever that hangs him in the middle of a nap time show next year. These are his testicles they were sent to me last night from President Trump. When we got his balls off he cried like a bitch he said please don't cut my balls off let me keep keep them. I said, not a chance.

You're not cutting those balls. You raped and murdered an American citizen taking your balls. And that's the reason why we took his balls and now I gave them to the Gold Star mother. It's a damn shame, but she's happier than she's ever been. For the last three minutes of his little life, he sang soprano.

He mixed one of the balls, like they were small. Little balls, you would never find these balls in my scrotum, not once. soprano. One of the balls like they were small. All right. You would never find these balls in my scrotum. Not once. You could fit 16 eggs in my scrotum. One ball or two. People say it's because I've got that thing old guys get where you get the big scrotum. It's not true.

It's always been big. I've always had big balls. Definitely. It's not an edema no matter what the doctor says. Yeah. And then. Definitely it's not in the DMA no matter what the doctor Yeah, and then like he should humanize a lot of those things what happened to the guy the bad guy oh They've got him now He's in jail. I don't remember they did something to him. I'm sure he's in jail Oh, and then they had like deported. I don't know we kept him

We're gonna do stuff to him There's some daylight between Taylor and I on this. Taylor is often like, deport him, don't spend another penny on him. Maybe not this guy. Maybe it's a different kind of thing. We don't deport them when they've committed crimes here. We take them on the crimes and they serve time.

I'm like, they need to get punished. I don't want people going on on revocations in America knowing that they just get sent back like a free flight home. It should be like a death penalty. Just like immediately. Like none of this horse shit of like, oh, it actually costs more buddy to put him to death. And it's like, yeah,

it's cause of a bunch of nonsense bureaucratic shit. We know this guy did it. He's an illegal, execute him. Anyone who's put a dog down knows 80 bucks will get it done. 80 bucks. How much does a bullet cost? Like how much does one low quality bullet cost? Yeah, let's do that.

Like a zip tie. How cheap is a zip tie? Just one guy walks up and is like, you're guilty and they just go right around his neck and then he is suffocated. I saw that in a movie a couple nights ago. I was like, oh my God, what's she going to do now? He had like this giant zip tie and he just put it overhead and went, zzap, and then she's fucked. I was like, she's fucked.

What do you do? You don't have scissors in your pocket. No, it's not like you get them under there anyway. You can't. What he's like, I've been away, you know, after you saved yourself in the lab. I've been waiting for this day. Unfortunately, unfortunately, he's honed those scissors to a razor's edge. He immediately nicks his jugular and bleeds out.

But if Woody survives, then he'll be the one kind of talking like this. scissors to a razor's edge. He immediately nicks his jugular and bleeds out. But if Woody survives, then he'll be the one kind of talking like this. Listen to me, RFK. Yeah. So yeah, we got to get that guy. We just pop him in the head and move on. Dunzo, you're not taking up room in our nice pristine prisons? He did the same kind of press conference in North Carolina and Asheville when he had those people whose homes had been destroyed and FEMA hadn't helped them and look he's like now I'm gonna turn the microphone over to Maybel Maybel come on up here and may and he steps to the side and maybel takes and she's all old white lady and all teary-eyed fame a calm and they left and

Here we was no sewer no electricity no power no food and President Trump come and everything changed and she just goes on this whole thing about how President Trump has come and saved the day and she's like thank you President Trump I love you. I was like, oh my God, this is the best thing ever. He's such a master of the show. He's such a good showman. Every now and then, because he plays off the cuff so much and he just stops and talks to the cameras, I think he loses some of his mystique.

If he only did those press conferences with the victims that he wheels out, he'd do a lot better because those hit me well. Every time I'm affected, I'm like, you're not making that up. That's a victim who he promised to fix a problem and here he is fixing the problem. And there they are. I saw the clips that are running at the same time, at least, it was probably on Fox where they were showing like the giant like miles of lines, because it was right before that giant winter storm hit.

And so there were just miles of people like waiting in line to get propane so they wouldn't fucking freeze to death. Yeah, Carolina. Yeah, Eastern Carolina. Okay. Or no, I'm sorry, Western Carolina. Is this related to the hurricane?

Mm-hmm, yeah. The hurricane hit and then, like, shortly after that, before everything was done, like, that giant winter storm came through and crushed a bunch of people. So there were just lines and lines of cars, like, trying to get propane so they could, you know, get heat to not fucking die.

And they were using that to goose the emotion of the situation more, you know, which, I mean, it seems like a valid thing, but. Some people res, to goose the emotion of the situation more, you know, which seems like a valid thing, but some people resorted to cannibalism, I'm told in the far reaches of Western North Carolina. I wouldn't like that. Frustrated me. So I have friends in Western Carolina and actually saying guy who paramotors in a hurricane. And there was so much like misinformation or like intentional lies getting spread that I got really sensitive about it. One was that they were misinformation or like intentional lies getting spread

that I got really sensitive about it. One was that they were gonna like, the government was taking over this town because there's electric car battery ingredients in there and they're buying this. I'm hearing there's like bodies in the trees and the first responders are told they're not allowed to come in, all of it untrue.

You know, like these FEMA people, they told them that they were there to steal your home. So people are greeting the FEMA people with guns telling them to get off my land. And like, it's like you are being lied to so that the other side can win an election. And that seems wrong. This is a disaster. Do we have to politicize it with disinformation? Yes, I guess so. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. politicize it with disinformation. Yes, I guess so.

Yes. Yes, so yeah. The disinformation is from the famous dealings. You understand the Trump organization is a mini tendril monster, you know? So the stuff you're talking about, that doesn't come from directly from the horse's mouth

or even his like inner circle. That's the actors who are out there in social media having their fun, you know? That could be Russian bots even. Which I'm sure. Well, on the other hand, so I guess they immediately gave, it was either 500 or $750 because people stopped working. People stopped working and a lot of people living week to week

couldn't buy diapers, groceries, whatever it is like your immediate needs. So they came into North Carolina and they instantly started handing out $750 checks to almost anybody, right? Like, clearly you live here, show me your driver's license, here's a check. Now you can eat. Now your kid can have diapers because you don't have extra cash. Cool. And they started acting like that was the only thing we were going to do. Oh, you lost your house? Here's $750. Go kick rocks. And it's like, No, no, no. That was the amount they

decided that they could give away. And even if you're robbed America for 700 bucks, we'd still be okay. That was just an initial emergency check that they painted as the only check. I never saw anything about people being like they're stealing my land for precious metals. That must have missed me. That one hit my friends. They bought it. They believed it and and like they're stealing my land for precious metals that must have missed me. That one hit my friends. They bought it. They believed it and shared it with me. Look what's

happening. My friend owns an Airbnb. So she attended this town council meeting where this is what was said. And I'm like, this is- We need the lithium in Nashville. All the lithium in Nashville is ours. They just take it if they wanted it anyway. Yeah, I only saw this stuff of particularly low income people over there were high and dry after the $700 check for a very long time. I remember during the Obama administration, the conspiracy theory about FEMA setting up these camps in Texas or maybe in the South somewhere. FEMA's ordered 50,000 body bags outside of the Dallas area.

They're preparing for a mass casualty event. You know, there's all these like conspiracy theories that FEMA was always wrapped up in with the Obama administration. I'm like, don't they just help people whose houses flood? But like, I'm sure there's plenty of waste and nonsense going on. I'm sure there were some Estonian LGBTQ dances

that needed to be funded, but most people- You didn't have to do that. Yeah. Really, it's probably like some congressman's nephew owns a body bag company. But frankly, we need to raise the funding because you didn't put a T on it. Oh, you didn't put enough letters in the fucking-

Dude, I looked into that Sesame Street for Iraq thing because it sounded so made up. And oh my God, it's really, it's real. They gave them like over $10 million. 12.0. I am Oscar Grouch. Well, it's not literally Sesame Street. They paid the set the company that makes Sesame Street. They paid them to make the bootleg Sesame Street for a rack.

And so it's the same style of puppetry and like, educational childhood interaction puppet show, but it's for a rack and it costs us $12.3 million. Yeah. I looked into it too. It's hard. And you can land where you want on it. At first I was like, this is outrageous.

It must be for more than this show because in my foggy memory, it's 28 million, but I'm not competent enough to say Kyle's wrong. I might be wrong. But I was like, this is just way too much money for Sesame Street. I can make Sesame Street for half a million. It's puppets.

I don't know where the other 27 and a half million went, if my number's right. Someone's pocket. And then I found out this is like the number one children's show. And is it Iraq or Iran? And like it was a big hit and it was educating kids like to wash their hands because apparently like this is preventing diarrhea and disease. And it was a exporting American culture and, and it was the number one thing and it was like to win hearts and minds of

children. And I was like, okay, I landed on, I don't know, like on this earth, I get how it's ridiculous. I see Kyle's face and it's not wrong, right? There's more than one counterpoint to that would be translate Sesame Street. Yeah, maybe that's a better idea. Well, they localize it. You don't have to teach washing hands in America quite the same way. But I'm like, 28 million. What if that saves two trillion in bullets? Yeah, it was 20 million. I was wrong. It was 20 fucking

million dollars. We're both in sanity mode. It's that's that's so ridiculous to me. We killed a million Iraqis. We're not going to win their hearts and minds with a children's program. And also, both of you are right. It doesn't cost $500,000 to do that production. All of that money is going to some NGO that's funneling it largely away from what its expressed purpose is

and then a non-government organization. Oh, thanks. And so they're feeding it to some company that then disseminates those funds. And it's just not, it's just such an absurd waste when we know our government wastes money and stuff like this is just like, if there was an easier thing to cut off the top, it's horseshit like this. Like we're doing, you know, gay dance conversion therapy in Tanzania or whatever the hell.

It's like, this is ridiculous. Like there's a reason that like Trump's approval is higher than it's ever been. And that's because like this stuff is very viscerally compelling to normal people because they think I pay X amount in taxes or at least I think I pay this much in taxes. And so like lifetimes and lifetimes and lifetimes of my contribution to the country, they're not going to help America's dwindling literacy rate. It's not like we're banging on all cylinders here with that. It's going to do this in Iraq,

or it's sending something to Estonia, or it's saying something to Hungary. I don't want them to be able to read. If you told me the CIA spent $20 million on a project that put typos in all of their textbooks, I would say job well done. That's a generation of ignorant Iraqis who can't do long division. Fuck yeah. Great job CIA. That is my job well done. That's a generation of ignorant Iraqis who can't do long division. Fuck yeah. Great job, CIA. That is my money well spent. But don't teach them to read.

Teach them to wash their hands. I want them filthy and sick and poor and underfed. I want them malnourished. I want that money. And you talk about winning hearts and minds and like, we did that once with Japan. It worked. We killed two million fucking Japanese people, you know,

but it took an entire occupation for a generation and a half, and they still almost turned to communism. They had to, we had to, somebody had to go on stage and stab their commie leader in the gut with a Japanese sword on live television to stop them. And again- Big shout out to that guy.

Big shout out to that guy. I don't know what they call the short samurai sword. You've got the sword, you've got the katana and then you got the little waist belt sword they wear too. The little one that they wear in accompaniment, that's what he had. And he ran on stage and skewered that fucker on stage. It's on YouTube, it's crazy.

Something with the, like all the USAID and then I'm excited, I'm happy seeing them root out a lot of this horse shit and the waist. And from an optics perspective, the USAID and then I'm excited. I'm happy seeing them root out a lot of this horse shit in the waste and from an optics perspective, they're doing a good job of starting with the most absurd of absurd things because then it's going to be more palatable. Like if they wanted to cut something from the Pentagon, which I still have, you know, we'll see how much they actually cut from something like that. But these things are just, it's like free, it's free good boy points for them in the eyes of the public because they're like, wait, we were

funding trans surgeries in Zimbabwe. The fuck is this? My little Johnny can't read. They're sharing chalk in his classroom, like whatever the hell. Like it's, you know, my taxes are too high. Things are expensive here. And so it's just, and then like, a lot of people, like talking head kind of commentators more on the left are doing a really bad job, leaving an easy win on the table, because they're counter signaling this absurd stuff too much. And it's aligning them with the absurdity, like the smarter way to do it would be like, hey, we're all in favor of

getting rid of trans kid dance structure class in the Congo. We're all in favor of getting rid of interpretive underwater basket weaving in South Africa. You know, so let's all agree on this. Like that would be the better optical thing, I think. It's funny. That's what I've been seeing, which you suggest they do. I was like, oh, in my little universe, the Democrats have done a pretty good job of not defending, I don't make them up as quickly

as you do, whatever, interpretive underwater dances. And like, they don't do that. I've only seen them attack the process. Which is like- I see them denying the election in Congress. I see them denying the election in Congress calling Trump the person who was supposedly elected. I see them saying that democracy has fallen and they start talking about how to arm yourself and join a militia. Who said this? Like these are elected Democrats? No, not the second part.

It's the Crockett lady who's an elected Democrat who called, who's the election denier. But just elected Democrat who said that who called just the election election denier, but just on the far left on MSNBC. When I see the talking heads, it's about how the country has fallen and how and they try so hard to drive a wedge between Trump and Elon. I really hope the two don't take the bait. I hope that they have private meetings where they're like, they hate us because they ain't us. And then they just like fucking like do a like a Arnold Schwarzenegger, uh, fucking handshake like a predator. And but it's, you know, and then that's

it. I hope they realize. Do you think he'll take the bait? Trump specifically, like, so for example, Elon kind of took over Trump's little resolute desk talking thing. He had more airtime, more words spoken. It was more of an Elon show than a Trump show. And Trump just sat there looking subservient and second place to Elon who was running it. Okay. I wonder if Trump will start not liking those optics and do something. Was it, was that a, I didn't watch it, but that was a, a Doge specific, uh, address, right? Like they were talking about Doge. Turn into one. Was that what it was planned as?

I don't even know. Yeah. If it is, it makes sense. He'd be doing most of the talking, but if not, I see where you're coming from. The optics were bad though. I don't know if you watch it at all, but Trump was sitting there like looking old and melted

while Elon's up there with his hands, you know, looking autistic and frozen. Yeah, that guy stuttered so much. The thing about Doge is we need to be, up there with his hands, you know, they're looking autistic and frozen. So much. Thing about the doaches we need to be incredibly sure of what we're saying. We're proud of stating it and it's like, oh my God, dude, you and fucking RFK like somebody suave in there.

Somebody those two do who's on first. What are you talking about? He's on second base. No, you see his name is they call him who they call who I'm more of a basketball guy. I'm more of a basketball guy. They're not great a basketball guy. Yeah, they're not great communicators, but luckily they're not in positions where they need to do a ton of communication. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, luckily, Elon isn't like, he has really a need of communication skills. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he'll get one of those brain chips to help him at some point. You notice he's not volunteering for one of those. That's the scariest thing Elon has ever suggested, to me at least, where he's like,

I like it. Friends, implant this chip in your brain and it'll improve your life. It's like, that's horrifying. It's not as scary as it sounds. It sounds pretty fucking scary. Aren't like most of the experimental monkeys dead who tried it? Well, you know, most is an interesting word. That didn't stop the COVID shot. Yeah, it is a good word. A couple of them are geniuses now though. Couple of them are, you know.

Let's see what the odds are of surviving a Neuralink monkey experiment. I'm guessing that most of them died But but but but here's my thought process on that. I don't think they're like, oh no, they died I think yeah turns out when we turn it up to 11, then they died don't do that again We I feel like it's monkey trials so that bad things don't happen to humans so you're gonna break those eggs to make your omelet and it's not like they When I hear they're gonna put a thing in your brain, I think in the, like a brain tumor,

like they're drilling into my brain tissue and it's going way deep in there. They're taking the top off your skull, just drill a little in so they can see the top of your brain, all right? No big deal, no big deal. So far, yeah, it's like doing weekend. It's not a big deal.

You could do that in your garage and you'd be fine. They used to do it in olden times and people survived it all the time. You can see where people healed from. Int'd be fine. They used to do it in olden times and people survived it all the time. You can see where people healed from intremination. They all survived it. More than would have survived the hematomas that were causing the brain pressure. It was a life-saving technique. It's still performed today. They drill a fucking hole in your head to remove the pressure. So- Where you led with it, it sounded like a hobby.

I mean, I'm into it. I'm into it. I like drill pills. You're going to have a bald spot because you're going to let Elon put a fucking Tesla chip in your head. No, they peel the scalp back. They drill the bone out. They put this, uh, this thing that looks like a watch battery that has wires in it. They put those wires into your brain tissue. The watch battery sits on top of your brain and then they put your skull back over it. Probably or some, some cap. They used to use gold coins back or silver coins back in the day to cap that. They drill holes in the edges and they just tack them to your skull and you'd be good sometimes. But, you know, it's not like, they can pop it right back out if they need to.

And it's not like they're putting it into like tech. Yeah. But what if Masad gets ahold of the shipment and puts fucking plastic explosive in your chip? You know, the Ukrainians did that. The Ukrainians did that with goggles in Russia. Did you hear that story? I saw a clip of a Russian guy taking it apart and showing. So I guess I guess they investigated and found there.

At least that guy did. Yeah, the goggles that you wear to control drones like the really common one, I don't remember the brand name, but they're about $253 or something. I think they're pretty good. And so a whole shipment of those had C4 in them. So when the Russian drone operators went to operate their drones, their heads exploded. Damn. We should probably have more manufacturing at home if this is becoming a thing. I'm not too worried about it. I don't want to get blown up. home if this is becoming a thing. I'm not too worried about it. I don't want to get blown up.

Who's going to blow you up. Someone who's fucking mad. Like an Helen Keller museum or something. He has to be silenced. And if they did, it wouldn't penetrate the skull on this. Throw it away. My garbage can explodes later. Yeah, yeah, but I don't I don't see. I don't see any benefits to having a neural link, implanting a chip in your brain.

Okay, that's where I was gonna say, can you like drive people's Tesla's to like the police station? That's not what they're doing. So they're not put the point isn't to put it in some tech bro so we can run a smart house. The idea is that someone who is paralyzed from the neck down can operate their wheelchair or a play a video game or any number of things to give them and it once you have Once their brain has been trained on that device There's some sort of software to interpret all the inputs that it's receiving from your brain tissue

you can interpret those into maybe some kind of that it's receiving from your brain tissue, you can interpret those into maybe some kind of, some kind of midway point that'll let them operate their legs and arms again. Cause you know, our body's just electromagnetic machine. Our muscles move because we send electricity to them. My legs are fine. But what if 18 months from now,

I show up on the show with a mysterious bald spot and challenge- Hey God, what's up? Challenge Taylor to a spelling bee for no reason. You'll know the number link is good. The first word is anachronism. I think he gave up too much for the spelling. That'd be great.

That'd be like me versus deep blue. It has other functions. I'm sorry, would you say? I was gonna say it'd be like me versus deep blue. I have to out spell Deep Blue. That'd be tough. Yeah, I don't unless you okay, the paralyzed thing. That's actually very compelling.

If I'm all paralyzed up, they did it, then I I'm gonna get I'm gonna have my handler wheel me there. They're gonna crack my head open, fix it. But unless I'm paralyzed, I'm not I'm not to trifle with that. It can only go poorly. Like what could it possibly offer me better if I'm not paralyzed? Your body benefits more from lifting weights than it did previously. Well, that's a terrible trade off. I was trying to hit you in your soft spot. That's a terrible trade off. I was trying to hit you in your soft spot. I do a lot of steroids before I put a chip in my brain.

If you had a chip in there that could mess with your brain inputs, you could augment your senses maybe eventually. Maybe you could have a sensor behind your ear that picks up sound and it sends that signal to your neural link chip and it interprets it into sound and it gives it to your brain. You know, you could have an ear of sorts. No, but like a super ear of sorts. Like you could hear like a dog. I can already hear dogs.

Taylor's not old enough to recognize. It's not about hearing dogs, it's about hearing you like a dog. The six million dollar man, right? This bionic man from one of the 70s who could run faster. That's what we're talking about. I said years ago that they should make a show called the six million dollar man again, but because of inflation, he's really fucked up.

He's terrible. Please kill me. Well, we're making him matter of 16 Pentagon coffee cups and we ran out of budget. Steve Rogers, the six million dollar man who begs for death every day. We brought it back from the brink of life. We didn't make it faster or stronger or faster. Yeah, stronger, better than it was before. One million dollars.

It's like in the time you've been in there, inflation is... A million dollars isn't what it used to be. I think they laugh at his one billion request. Man, those movies are great. I need to rewatch all the Austin Powers. Or maybe they just happened exactly at the right time in my life. Because I remember dying laughing, watching as like I remember, like uproarious, like gut laughing every time Fat Bastard was about to fight

Austin Powers and he's standing there in the bathhouse and he's like, I sure hope my wire team is ready. And then he runs and jumps and it's clearly a wire team holding him up. Oh man. If you watch this movie, it happened, it's like 94 or something. So maybe five years before Austin Powers or so.

And this is Mike Myers honing his skills and his characters a little bit. Some of them are from SNL, but this is a movie where he thinks he might've married an axe murderer. He's not really sure and but he does lots of characters. He also plays his father so he does dual roles as a Scottish father and his Scottish father is always ripping on Mike Myers little brother because his head's enormous. He calls him head. It's very it's very funny. He's a red astro. Huge. Yeah it's very, it's very, it's a red Afro. Huge. It's very funny. It's very charming.

It's very sweet. And you get to see Mike Myers actually act as Mike Myers. And you also get to see like, oh shit, he'd been doing that Shrek voice, that Dr. Evil voice, that all those voices for the fat bastard voice is his father. That's his Scottish voice. So you can see him doing those accents in there

and it's real good. And he's young in there too. He looks weird these days. So I married an axe murder is really good. I saw that movie when it came out in a theater and I went into it having been convinced against my will. I don't know what I wanted to see, but it was something else and it completely turned me around. It was good enough that even sour Woody was like, okay, I was wrong. That was dope. This is a good movie i have married and i haven't even heard of that one i'll have to check it really oh yeah married an axe murderer one of the few good things you mentioned shrek like i think the only positive that came

out of chris farley's death was getting mike meyers as shrek instead of chrisley, because I do like that, that accent Mike Myers does, that's just perfect. That's perfect for Shrek. Love, you know, love the other other guy, but it's not it wouldn't have been the same. I think it would have taken off if Chris Farley was the guy like screaming where he's like, you're in my swamp, like just yelling. Like, no, that wouldn't have you guys probably. I think it has. What do you definitely hear? both was to like you were not interested in Shrek. You were. From a different perspective,

dude. So when Shrek dropped, I saw that movie and it was good, but I wasn't really used to that style of like CGI animation. And I, I watched that again and again and again. I like the movie fine but I would watch a foot like depress the grass and those blades of grass push the adjacent blades of grass and just like you know this is not a cartoon that I'm accustomed to and I like it. How can I do I started looking at jobs at Pixar like what could I do I don't really have any animation talent is there something I could do to be part of this process? I was motivated, but I just stayed at Cisco. You know, at Pixar, they accidentally deleted

all of Toy Story one time when it was basically done. And there was only one backup copy on somebody's laptop at home on a thumb drive or some shit. Like, the amount of money. I mean, it must've been $50 million minimum of like money that was on her fucking thumb drive. You know, I don't know what the production cost for Toy Story was time effort,

like having to start all over again, it'd be kind of incalculable, but tens of millions. That was Tim Allen's heyday. He was not charging peanuts. Oh, not just Tim Allen, but For Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. I had a chief information officer at this company I work for, QADI, I had like 1200

employees, and I was talking to him and he told me the story of when he was hired. The CEO was hiring the CIO and he's like, what would you do if someone had no backups and then the company's systems got wiped out and we couldn't recover. And this guy interviewing is like, I guess I'd fire that guy. And the CEO goes, all right, so I made the right decision. That's why we have an opening.

I was like, fuck. Oh shit. Okay. I think I'd probably tie him to the copier till I figured something out. Well we whoop his ass first thing, you know, chop him out real good. Oh, speaking of that, do you know Wes Watson? Does that name ring a bell?

No. Yeah, but why? Okay, so Wes Watson is the X-con YouTuber. White guy Jack never wears a shirt, tatted up, shaved head, and he yells at you on a park bench about how to get your life together. And seemingly, he's put his life together. Entrepreneur, businessman of some sort, and he's just like, you're a bunch of pussies.

All you gotta do is work hard. I've been hard. I've been down 15 years, hard time, killed people. And he's real hard, all the time. I got really into him several years ago I think he led me eventually to our George Jim Heist goofball, but I liked his videos. Well One of the things I guess and I don't know the entire impetus But I think sometimes he'll say shit like you step to me you get fucked up anybody anywhere anytime

He's probably one of those guys. Well He was at his he was at the gym and there's video of the whole thing, wide angle. You see every bit of it. He's at the gym with like four of his boys and they're all big boys. I'm gonna, I'm guessing, I'm gonna call them all six to 220 minimum.

They're all big boys. They're fit guys, yeah. They're working out and in walks a way bigger guy. A giant black man walks in who looks like he could be like, I don't know, a fucking corner for the Eagles or something. He's taller than any of them and he's big and he starts picking a fight with Wes. Well, everything was all right, I guess, at that point. But then Wes stands up and starts beating the shit out of him with a weightlifting belt and it looked like he knew how to use it

All right. How do you use? Oh, I know how to use a weightlifting belt, but no one gets hurt He's just like is how you guy three times in the face before the guy can get away What what what one of the back can he like goes? Oh forehand back hand forehand hits this guy hard as he can three times the way about guys backing up defending long story short, Wes and his boys stomped the shit out of this guy on the floor kicked him in the face just beat him mercilessly and now he's going back to prison. Now he's on aggravated assault charges. The video is wild. It's in our chat. If you scroll up a bit, what do you can, or I don't know how much since then. That's the unedited video. That's the, cause I keep finding it and it's people talking over it and pausing it. And it's obnoxious as hell. There's like

easily 20 hits after it could be reasonably believed to be self-defense. Yes. Like easily 20, there's not more toward the end. the guy is on his knees and Wes has him by his long hair. And it's just Wes at this point, but he's just giving him punches to the back of the head over and over while saying, I'll kill you. I'll kill you. And, and then he starts kicking somebody goes, do an MMA kick. So, so Wes starts doing MMA kicks. He starts kicking the guy in the head like, like first he's holding him and he's these little short kicks, but then he walks around. Well, he goes, he can't get a soccer kick in from this angle. So he takes a long walk around all the equipment to the other side where he can then start delivering soccer.

He like, he like took three steps back, two to the side, like he was about to kick a field goal. He just ran in. He tested the wind and then broke all of his ribs. He kicked him in the face with one of them and then the ribs with one of them. And yeah, he's in a lot of trouble. It looked and it's all on video. And like, I could see if somebody came and like attacked you at the gym and you're with your boys, like really giving them a serious beating

But not on video Not on video like that's a bad move, you know, if you couldn't find it Woody there's a Twitter link to the Okay, thanks. I was I don't know what the the the black guy was thinking because I mean he was stepping into a hornet nest with his dick out You know what I mean? Like he into a hornet nest with his dick out. I Know I mean like he's walking up to these All these big strong men who are in the act Activity of getting bigger and stronger for the fun of it and he picks a fight with them You know what I can tell is this West Watson guy has thrown punches before MMA guy critiquing his form like I could beat the shit out of Wes Watson.

Those are arm punches. It's like, dude, he's committing a hate crime, not hitting a daddy bag. You know what I mean? You know, that guy, just waited for him to finish his set. I saw him do the belt hit, the belt shots were to the face

and it looked pretty uncomfortable. And then there's a cut and the black guy is on the ground and Wes Watson is just pummeling him. And I want to know like, did how did Wes Watson get that superior position? That's the that was how he won the fight. And then everybody sort of helped you saw it on cut. Yeah, the one in WhatsApp should be uncut. Yeah, this is just the first one I found basically, one of the

other guys holds his arm. The black guy like holds his arm and then Wes gets a like obviously the superior position because the guy's having his arm held and he's already on top of them beating him up and then as it progresses you can see like the other guys that Wes Watson is with like slowly backing up realizing that like they're now- He's got it. In a crime. Not even that, they're like, he's got it now. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, the guy in the black t-shirt at the end of it though

is like looking around like, oh no, I'm gonna be on the news. That's good. So one of Wes's friends also has a shaved head, he's a big white guy, and he's throwing kicks while the guy's down at one point. And he's in their mean kick. He's like making a mean face when he throws the kick,

if that makes any sense. Yeah. Yeah, he's scowling while he's doing it. Take that. And yeah, then he walks around the weight bench and then winds his kick up like he's Charlie Brown and then just wails him right in the ribs. Yeah, don't mess with Wes Watson, he'll fuck you up.

Surely not, cause he's not gonna stop once the threat has been neutralized. He's gonna go for another 90 seconds. He's there to send a message. I saw the part I was really interested in. Like how did Wes Watson get superior position? I see why they cut it, cause after he hit him in the face with his belt a few times they were talking so they could be in edit there for a good

reason but um the black guy came in with maybe like a Lisa Simpson windmill style and west wants to grab him by these long dreadlocks and pulled him forward to the ground and the black guy got off balance and sort of fell under his elbows and knees and got beat up. The hair is a real problem in a fight. Like, like where the head goes, the body follows and you know, you've been in a handle. Don't you guys think about that watching football where you'll see some guy with like giant long dreads and it's like you your whole job is not getting brought to the ground.

And this is like how this would be actively making your job more difficult. Why would you, I'd be like, I'd have a nice crew cut if I was trying to run around the ball and not get tugged down. Like voluntary baldness, you know, if I was a professional athlete. Yeah, that just makes more sense for it. I like the braids. It makes the helmet comforter too. You can braid your hair down real close or cut it close or whatever but I definitely wouldn't have some big head of hair. I forget who it might have been O'Malley who said it but he's not the only pro fighter who has like a big bushy head of hair but on fight night it's all corn road up and they said it's because getting hit in the head looks far more dramatic when the hair is like flying around and the judges see it differently.

But if you're like basically a crew cut because it's all corn road, it doesn't look like it's big a deal. I never considered that. That makes a ton of sense from the, I mean, perception is reality for a lot of those hits to the judges. Like, unfortunately with those judges, sometimes they don't know what they're looking at. Like there are guys who, I don't wish you were wrong. You're not playing to be one of them them there are guys who can watch a fight and really see things like oh I see what's happened or they'll understand it correctly and there are guys who understand that fighter a threw eight punches just then But fighter B took them on his arms. He deflected them with his forearms his shoulders

He like he took zero damage there. If anything, he won that encounter because the other guys all tuckered out now. And then at the end, he was able to get that little push off kick or punch or whatever. The guy who threw all the punches just lost that engagement. But if you don't know what you're looking at,

I got hit eight times, what are you talking about? And they're like, ooh, and you see some fucked up scorecards occasionally. I think they're getting better at it and I think that as we get like as generations of fighters age out of the game and go into broadcasting and other stuff some of them will be siphoned into the judging sphere and will have judges who we hear the names that oh yeah what you still watching fight oh yeah that guy is a fucking black belt. Because that's what you want. You want black belts doing the judging. Kind of right like, take any fighter from today. I don't know it. And Dustin Poirier, make him a ref. Okay, this man absolutely knows what he's looking at. But are we sure the

people in his universe aren't going to get preferential treatment? You know, and he's a good guy picked him on purpose. But like, how can you not like your friend a little more have Demetrius Johnson, right? Like, you know, and he's a good guy, picked him on purpose. But like, how can you not like your friend a little more have Demetrius Johnson, right? Like, you know, this guy has an ecosystem of fighters that he's kind of collabed with and such. How could he not be a little bias? I'd pick Tito Ortiz just for the funsies. Like, like, he'd

be spelling his own name wrong and shit. Like, like, he's the first judge to ever, like, you score his card and he fails. Sorry, sorry, Tito, you turn it back in like face down oh damn blast from the past he never got a test back face up yeah i saw a video of him one time cooking in his kitchen you know everybody tries to expand and like show a little bit of their personality. He's chopping an onion, like a cave man. He's got it in his hand. He's holding it like an apple and chopping into his hand in like diagonals and

shit. And then like gr- like crumbling up the onion. And then he goes to like open a jar. I don't know what the jar was, but we all know how to open a jar. You hold the jar, you grab the lid. Not Tito, not Tito. He holds the top and twists the bottom and it's just like, that's that's a little thing, but it just, it just, this guy, class a moron before he got all the head injuries. He was a dumb dumb of the first order, a low IQ individual,

like a genuinely 85 IQ. I bet he can't spell four-letter words kind of guy which guy is this what's his name Tito or Tito or Tito oh I've seen pictures of him he's like he's very retired by now because I that sounds old right you know how it is he fought like four years ago but but not very he's an old man fighter now he's 50 yeah Chael Sonnen used to rip him to shreds. He's like, my opponent says that I'm the only way I make money is by running my mouth. The only one who ever made money with their mouth is his wife.

His wife is a porn star. Tito goes, she wasn't my wife. That's all he had. I'm sorry, I met your whore girlfriend. It was her mouth that made all the money. Thank you for the correction. He was distracted. He was considering a new jar technique.

He's like, the lid. Of course. Twist the lid instead of. He used to just tear them off like a bear. I wonder how much money he has like. So he did that thing for Oscar de la Hoya a few years ago, and he beat up poor the ghosts, ghost of

the Iceman. But I heard the whole point of that thing was Oscar de la Hoya poking Dana White. I pay my fighters, I pay my fighters what they deserve to be paid. He doesn't sound like that at all And but I also heard after that that a lot of people didn't get paid But I bet the top of the card did I bet Tito and hard to say right? Yeah, I don't know

I did so when Tito was world champion on top of his game Fight, you know the best fighters in the world were making like a hundred grand a fight So that's not I mean, it's great money, but it's not retirement money. It's not yeah, you know, the best fighters in the world were making like a hundred grand a fight. So that's not, I mean, it's great money, but it's not retirement money. It's not, you know, oh, a hundred grand, I'll never worry about money again. Yeah, I don't know. Rod Karr This is on a different thing, but I saw it a couple days ago online and it was like, logged it away mentally. Rascal McGoverns, Alex Rosen, that gigantic guy who beats up pedophiles, catches them, and then like often like throws them a couple combos if they push back, you know, before the police get there

in defense, of course, you know, in defense of children, really. And there was one where like he had this like big fatso, they'd caught him and he'll just post it on his Twitter account. He'll be like, hey, this is a Enrique, whatever the fuck. And he thought he was meeting an 11 year old girl here. And it's like it's rascal and his guys all like sitting on a bench somewhere,

like taking a photo like you'd see it, like a like a bachelor party where they're all like smiling and giving the thumbs up. And there's just the most horrified obese guy who's just been caught where he's like no I didn't do any of that and he's like interesting here's all of it and the police have it like you could just say it like we already gave this to the police they're on their way. I saw him doing that which was funny and then also apparently he gets a lot of threats and he was going to get someone like in the Atlanta area or some city and he like posted a video of himself

like in public in Atlanta and he's like, hey, just a quick shout out. A lot of you fucking pussies said that when I came to your town, you were going to find me and kill me and attack me. And it's been three days and no one's here. Where are you? I'm right here. I'm in Atlanta. Where's everybody who was talking shit? Come on down. Come on down guys What are you afraid of pussies? I'm on like just goading people and no one's gonna show up to that Giant and attack him get what with a weight belt. You're gonna get whopped with a weight belt. But he doesn't have weight belts with him. He's not like a Wes Watson or whatever. I carry one around everywhere now after seeing that.

That's a hell of a self-defense weapon. It is, yeah. So shout out to him. His content is very funny sometimes. No, I dig that shit. Just because he is so much bigger than everyone else in every video I see of it. It's like, okay, this guy's pretty safe hunting these.

And a lot of the pedophiles are. I didn't realize as a population they were as obese as what I'm seeing. Or maybe these are the ones that are easiest to catch. Who's they are? But a lot of them are big fat, most desperate. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I have mixed feelings about the pedophile hunters on one hand. I feel like there's a lot of entrapment, a lot of mentally disabled people and maybe they're getting lured,

tricked maybe somehow it's like, but then again, like somebody needs to sweep them up. We need to, we're, we could probably send those people to Guantanamo. That's, that's who we need to send the child creditors. Yeah. I love the, uh, the, those videos though, the, The child creditors. Yeah, I love the those videos though. The one police activity video where he thinks he's there to like rent two children from their mother when he's coming into the room. But instead in the room is like the boys in blue and they're like, Hey there, Matthew, how are you doing? Let me see your hands. And he immediately goes for his

gun to shoot himself in the head Oh, they're not having that they kill him first. They shot that guy so many times. They shot that guy so many times This was a rashko McGuffin's thing. No Yeah, this guy like last second like thought he was gonna do pedo stuff and then immediately went to like suicide by cop mode and just Got shot up which, you know, that's a great thing. The world's a little better. Our point from earlier in the show

that executions need not be so expensive. Very true, very true. You got them dead to rights, they're doing that to kids. Now let's just save ourselves a little money. I don't know, let's make- Kyle, you were saying to send them to Guantanamo, that doesn't even make sense. The one group you wouldn't want

to send to like a segregated prison like that are the pedos and the child rapists, because you send them to regular prison and then the regular prisoners are like, hey, you hear what this fucking guy's in here for? And then they're going to stab him up with a sharpened... See, you're thinking of like where we keep the 9-eleven terrorists, but Trump has that new facility over there There's pictures of it being but it's a tent city All right It's a tent city that for 30,000 people is what they built in Cuba and I'm thinking of sending them there because that's where they Said the Venezuelan gang members who they don't trust Venezuela to actually imprison. How do we get Cuba on board for that?

They've been on board with it for quite a while We've owned that base for a long time They're not necessarily on board with it as much as they can't fucking do anything about it's Guantanamo Bay big facility There's a naval base. There's there's runways Multiple like facilities there hangers never been I have an either I always Fear going there because it would be the end of us all You don't come back. That's a scary place. If I were to tour any prison,

it would probably be that one, because you could just sign up to go look at Alcatraz. We'll just walk you through Alcatraz. I mean, like this is. Yeah. But like nobody can just go tour Guantanamo Bay. It'd be cool to like see what's actually going down there. I bet it wouldn't even be that exciting. It'd be like, you know what? The real excitement is like the, the like black ops team of interrogators, you know, all the rooms are just normal as

concrete rooms. And then probably I imagine a lot of hooks, like scary hooks and implements in some of those rooms. Maybe that's giving too much credit. No, you're pretty dead on these are some of the photos that a prisoner who stayed there drew of his torture and treatment over the years. They call him the forever prisoner because we've had him for like 20 years and never charged him and we don't plan to charge him. We'll just keep him.

That's why they're there. Like there's no right to a speedy trial. There's no rights at all. Yeah, what was he accused of? Terrorism? Yes. He was engaged in terror. Yep. And the agent there. And so now we put earplugs into his ears for three days straight blaring rock music. And then we deafen him for three days with noise canceling earplugs.

And then we spray his doo doo butt in a big a big cage apparently. He drew these of the things they would do to him. They're in the right-handed way. What is spraying his doo-doo butt? Because they're freezing him. He's bent over in that position. He can't get out of that. His ankles are handcuffed to the chair. He's bent over the back of it and then his hands are handcuffed to the other legs and it's bolted to the floor and then they're spraying him with freezing water in a room that is essentially refrigerated. Air conditioning doesn't really describe what's being done in that room. It's probably 40 degrees in there. So it's been 21 years. There's like 12 more photos. It's rough stuff. Ah, 20 years or so, something like that.

Okay. So they think he was involved in like 9-11. I don't remember his specific charges. It's in that article there. But yeah, terrorism. Most of the guys that are there that we keep for that long had ties to Al-Kaeda and were part of the 9-11 situation or like some of the things that happened right thereafter with Al-Kaeda. Some of the there was some anthrax stuff going on and some more minor bombings that kind of you know kind of got swept away through the pages of history. I don't really remember. There was that one guy. They're pretty good. They get plenty of time. That's not his first draft. There's one where they're putting a power drill in his head. Wow. Clearly not like maybe it was just like a narrow link level.

What he says was that they let him listen to them power drill another prisoner. Just what he, what he says was that they, they, they let him listen to them power drill another prisoner. But what it sounded like to me is they made it sound like they were power drilling another prisoner to scare him. Um, or maybe we power drilled a prisoner. That might've happened, but one of the rooms full of, full of ruined coconuts. Yeah, that's rough stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna go there. I would. Well, I'd want to be interested in touring. You're not going to stay. They time to the chair naked and he like got doo-doo butt and they got like two buckets. One of them

is full of shit and one of them is full of period blood and they're like, you decide which one the Quran goes in. Like stuff like that. Or they'd have like, they'd have them in there, they'd have them in there like naked with Dudu butt and they'd bring in like a sexy lady dressed like in like, like evening attire and like just to fuck with him and have her ask him the questions. Oh damn. Do you think the, the guards bully the guard who like is like period blood guard? I don't think so. You're new here, which means you're on period bucket duty. As you know, there are no women here, so it is up to you to figure this out.

Where do they get all that period blood? I don't know. Dude, if he's blindfolded this whole time, I would be doing a lot of like,imery. I'd be like, I'm going to do it. I'm going to put the last photo of your family in the blood bucket. And he's like calling my bluff. He's like, fucking do it. I'm like, shit. I didn't get the I'll be right back. Be right back.

Hey, yeah. Killing chicken or something. Cuba, there's tons of them. There's something. I mean, maybe. Yeah, so pretty horrific. Pretty horrific. But I think what Trump's talking about is his tent city

that I saw thrown up, which looked awful. Can you imagine being in a tent in Cuba? What temperature, what's the temperature? Hang on, I don't know what the temp is in Cuba right now. Yeah, I'd rather be in a tent in somewhere nice and warm than like a tent in Minnesota. 88 with 87% humidity today. Can you imagine what summer is like in Cuba? That's February. That's February, Cuba, baby. Already over there. You got 88 right now. That's awesome. Yeah. A little extra. Just open Florida. I'm good. That's true.

Yeah. Miami is probably like 75 degrees or something right now. Yeah. Yeah. 80. It's better. That would be good. Speaking of Miami, that show Dexter, it was one of the shows that I watched a good bit

of many, many years ago as like a background, not really paying that much attention show. It was like a, it was like a, it was like a, it was like a, it was Dexter, it was one of the shows that I watched a good bit of many, many years ago as like a background, not really paying that much attention show. And I'm using it the same now because I forgot to cancel Netflix again. So I'm in for another month. And so I've just got it playing

and just paying 25%, 30% attention. The only character that I absolutely love and empathize with fully on that show is the black guy who's jacked the cop who immediately sees through Dexter shit. Like immediately everyone Dexter in like the first episode is like holding back laughs and actively dancing in like the nursery, a blood splattered nursery on like a Tuesday at 8am. And everyone's like, Dexter, what are you deciphering from the blood? And that one black guy is like, get this fucking weirdo away from me. Dexter, I want this report by tomorrow, but you're a fucking creep, dude. Do you not realize everybody should? Am I alone here, guys? No one else is on my team. Everyone else is treating Dexter like a genius.

He's like smirking, looking at beheaded children. Or like, he's like actively marveling with admiration in his eyes over like the precision of cuts to body parts of dead corpses. And the only guy who's on the ball is that jacked black guy who's like Morgan, just give me the fucking report. If I come in here and you're hard looking at pictures of those, we're going to have a problem. And everyone else is just like, Oh Dexter. I fucking hate dokes. Okay. I was motherfucker. I hate that guy. That guy Dexter rules so hard. Dexter owns him so fucking hard. There's a similar, they're in Dexter's little blood lab and Doug was like, I know,

I know the truth about you, Morgan. I know what's really going on. And that's just like hands in his pockets gives you can see the mask has completely come off and he's giving him like the serial killer grannies like, well, here's the thing. You're never going to catch me. I'll always be one step ahead. No matter how hard you work, no matter how hard you,

he's stepping closer, no matter how hard you try, for one reason, one reason alone, dokes. Why is that Morgan? He goes, because I own you. And he headbutts him in the nose so fucking hard, it decks him. And then Dexter walks out quickly into the room

with all the detectives casually like nothing happened and dokes of course tackles him from behind I'm gonna kill you Morgan I'm gonna kill you and it's like detective give me your badge and gun I don't want to hear it you've assaulted Morgan and it's like game over and it's like yeah he does own him that was such a slick move. I love that part. Okay, well that's definitely in the future from what's happening now.

But I'm not very invested. It was just, and that was a very good dokes. That may be the best impression you've ever done. I really liked that one. That was very close, but I like it. He immediately sees through Dexter's shit. And it's one of those things where it's like everybody other than his sister, who's like lonely and afraid and like, she's going to see the best of them no

matter what, cause she doesn't want to be alone in the world. But like everyone else, it's like, is this guy's a fucking creep? I know I knew someone, she's, she's a little odd looking. Really? You know, someone who had sex with her in real life. Yeah. I think that she was meeting on her husband with like my friend's husband or something like there was, it's been like my friend's husband or something like that.

It's been a decade and 12 years or something. So I'm always fuzzy about the details, but something like that happened. There was infidelity that involved her and my friend. It was my girlfriend's friend that I was friends with. I went to high school with them, but anyway, that was a situation.

I remember hearing about that. Deb is not attractive though. She got them snaggle teeth. She's like, she's, she's built like a 12 year old boy, you know, she's, she's just skinny as a rail. She's got no butt, no boobs. The least believable thing in all of Dexter is that she could successfully pose as a prostitute and capture anyone all day. She'd have just been standing there with her skinny ass, $5, anyone, please. The big, that's, that's so I didn't think about that. There were some heavy hitters in her little

squad of whores. No one would have been picking up Deb. A bunch of curvaceous Cuban bitches over there like, yeah, Poppy, you want some of this? And then there's Deborah Morgan over there, like double A cup and an ass that can't hold pants up. Taylor, do you also find her unattractive? I mean, I do not think she's particularly attractive. Yeah. I think there's something, she has a very long, what you'd call a horse face. I thought she was pretty hot.

And so one, of course, skinny girls don't turn me off, but two, there was like a, oh my God, this is so fucking gay, I'm about to say, there's like a relatable boyish quality to her. We've been doing this for over a decade and you still surprised. She's got this, she bought a bowl. She's boyish and charming.

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facially could could improve her dramatic. Zach, can you put up a picture of Deborah Morgan from Dexter and do your best to find something representative? She should be neither like the most flattering picture ever or the obvious. Something from like season one or two, like because that's when the show is going. She's like, I wouldn't. My vote would be for a red two, like, cause that's when the show is going. She's like 15. My vote would be for a red carpet photo. Like let's see her at her best.

Yeah. Let's, let's be charitable. We'll see what you think. Deb would appreciate that. Yeah. And look, I don't think she's unattractive. I just don't think that she's like, I don't know. She's not ugly. She's just not beautiful. You know, she's just a average looking lady. That's fair. She only appears a little odd looking because of how hot most people in Hollywood are. I think she's every bit as hot as that girl from Last of Us, the zombie show.

Yeah, now that I'm looking at it, Debra Morgan really does have that. Last of Us? Do I have the name wrong? No, the Last of Us is the one with that ghoul. But that girl is, now that I'm looking at it, really does have like uh got like an easter island head and i know i know how did they move it i know easter island heads i've got one i mean i get that she has like a non-traditional look to her but i just find it unconventionally attractive. How about a bathing suit, Zach? Yeah, she's definitely not ugly. Let's get some of them.

Let's get the clothes off. A bathing suit photo would be ideal. I'd also settle for maybe one of her prostitute outfits from the show if that's easy to buy. Yeah, one more piece. Yeah, let's see, you can show me her. That, again, I just didn't buy that. That's my complaint.

It's not that she's like not attractive enough to be on TV or anything. It's that I didn't buy her as a prostitute. She's just not going to catch anybody. No, or she would have had to go to a less populated corner. Maybe. Yeah. You wouldn't want any competition around any, any Cuban mommies. Cause there were some, some cute Cuban ladies with big old titties and nice asses on that corner. There's no way Deb's getting picked up. Although, who knows? She is looking for like a real criminal. She was hoping to like pick up a murderer because she was desperate to get out of vice and get to like homicide. And so I think she wanted to get picked up by a murderer. So

maybe murderers pick a slightly different looking ladies. I don't remember the specifics, but yeah, never really had a thing for her at all. But it's a good show. You know, especially in the early seasons, it just jumps that look every season after the initial formula of, hey, Dexter is a serial killer who kills for good and then he's gotta be sneaky.

Once you've digested that enough times, now they just repeat this plot point of Dexter meeting a man in a very gay kind of way almost who he's like, oh, this could be my soulmate who knows that I'm a serial killer. That's a totally different lady. I mean, that's a good looking broad right there. But she looks old in this picture. Yeah, yeah. This is current her. That's a so much flat.

That's not her, Zach. I don't believe you. There is no way that's her. And it's not her. Her head and her face are different. Her body is different. She has titties now. Whatever I have is contagious.

And Zach caught it. He can't tell two people apart. Face blindness. That's not even close to the same person. It's a white woman. What are you talking about? The jaws are different. There we go. That's a great picture.

Dude, tell me that woman's not pretty. I do that. Yeah, she looks pretty there. That's the ideal female form. It doesn't matter if you like it or not. I mean, it's pretty great. And her Adidas photo shoot, yes. Yeah.

Yeah, that might be shopped. It's definitely not. She's wearing, actually, she's pretty great. And her Adidas photo shoot, yes. Yeah. Yeah, that might be shopped. It's definitely not. She's wearing, actually, she's really nice. She shorts in Adidas top. I don't know, it's not a photo shoot. What's that text at the bottom right, sir? Like, what's this photo from? I don't care.

Photo by James Weber. Yeah. I actually buy everything about that photo except the boobs they just seem three times her real size Unless they like like about a strap those bad boys down for TV Defining in the Photoshop on the top little more shadow. Maybe they do that Maybe it's like I also hated Dexter's love interest that blonde chick that with the kids I hate her. Let me tell you, of all the ungrateful bitches in television history,

I don't know who's higher on my list of ungrateful bitches, whether it's Dexter's wife or if it's Walter White's wife. I knew it. Now, Walter White's wife committed crimes, murders and many other things. As far as his family knows for their own good because he's dying and he wants to leave them a fortune. We know that he has his other aspirations, but they don't necessarily know that when they're making their decisions to betray him. So that's incredibly ungrateful. However, Dexter Morgan, like hooks up and becomes a

father and a parent to this blonde lady who's white fucking trash with two kids, no car, can barely afford her rent, has no degree, no job really. She has some shit job. She's like a hotel behind the counter girl or something. No offense to anybody who does that. That's not a career. That's a job. And Dexter swoops in with his cool job, his good salary. He's like, here, have a car. Right away, he gives her a car. And he's filling in as a father. And she is so ungrateful.

Anytime he's late or he lets her down in some small amount, she's all the fuck over him. I hate her. And when she died, I cheered. I was like, finally. Now we just gotta get rid of them kids now Much danger I've already got like two more seasons before she dies John Lithgow is gonna bleed her to death in a bathtub one of the most shocking deaths in TV history according to a website

I read I saw it coming. I mean it's Come on website I read. I saw it coming up. I mean, it's come up. Something else I don't like is Dexter befriended a killer who kills middle-aged women in bathtubs and like, what did you think was gonna happen? He knew what he was doing.

He knew what he was doing. He's like, I'm sick of this bitch. I was so glad when he bled or dried. I do like the huge overlap with Dexter where he's like killing someone. Half the time it seems like he's killing someone in a totally sterile saran wrapped room entirely planned and then the other times it's like oh I knocked this guy out with a frying pan in the kitchen I guess I have to carry him like a

like a burlap bag all the way to the car at 7 PM. Like it's still light out, like walking through your front yard. Like if I guarantee if I carried a body from my house to my car and if it was parked in front of my house, someone's making a call. Like there's no way. Yeah. Well, no, you think you have a really long walk. You'd get tired of taking a break.

Oh, you're talking about that. I'm gonna bring the car a little closer to the home and no one will see. You're like, you know what? They'd fucking catch me. They'd be like. This is exhausting. The cops are like, should we go to this house?

No. It's a long walk. I think my favorite episode of Dexter, Dexter kind of loses his mojo and he tries to kill this giant gangbanger. The dude's like 6'6, 280 but he doesn't use enough like Saran Wrap or whatever so he goes to cut the guy's cheek and do his thing where he takes the blood sample and the guy just goes and like hulks his way out of the Saran Wrap beats Dexter up a little bit and escapes naked running down the street and Dexter's like, fuck!

Woles, this was laziness, Dexter. This was straight up laziness. And so now that Gangbanger's like on high alert because he knows somebody's after him, so Dexter spends the whole rest of the episode trying to take that. He's genuinely gigantic. They got a great actor for that. It's a great premise with just a terrible, I don't know, the writing or like, they didn't have an idea for how to write a five season show back then the way they do now, I think. You know, there's a prequel that's out now, right? Where you get to see Dexter in like grade school.

And I think Michael, I think the actor who plays Dexter, Michael, whatever the fuck, Michael C. Hall. I think maybe he still narrates. He's like, life whatever the fuck, Michael C. Hall. I think he um I think maybe he still narrates he's like life is hard when you're 14 but there's always ways to take out your anger and then it's like 14 year old him going and murdering some kids or whatever he's doing. I haven't watched it. I just don't care. I figured it was gonna be pets. Dexter's adopted dad was too Dexter's adopted dad was too okay with the unfurling of his adopted son being a psychopath. They explained that. Early on, he's like, Dexter, you're not like other kids.

And he's like, Dad, I'm just killing dogs and animals all the time in the world. You want another spoiler to explain the relationship? Sure. So Dexter isn't his son. Dexter was the son of an informant that worked for him. And because he did a bad job, that informant ended up being murdered with a chainsaw in a storage unit in front of Dexter.

And that is what fucked Dexter up. He was four when he saw it, three maybe. And so he feels incredible guilt about allowing that to happen to her because he fucked up somehow. I don't remember the specifics, some detective nonsense. Um, and cause the girl was informing on the guy who killed her with a chainsaw. And so he's taken Dexter under his wing to try to make right that wrong. And so that's why he's putting up with a serial killer kid. That kid's a fucking kook.

No shit. I'll tell you this, any kid of mine that was like killing and torturing animals, I would, that's one of those things where I gotta pull the plug early. We gotta find like a different kind of conversion camp. Like, cause I remember the first clip I saw of it is like being like Dexter,

did you kill the Johnson's Spaniel? And he's like, the dog wouldn't shut up, dad. And then like, I don't know about you guys and your fathers, but if I had admitted to killing a neighbor's dog out of annoyance, my father wouldn't have shaken his head sagely and warned to be extra careful. I mean, I was on a farm. It's a little different, but yeah, you're right. Yeah. The way Dexter did it, it's clearly in that

I'm a serial killer sociopath and I like to inflict pain on things kind of thing, kind of way. So it's fucked. It's like, Dexter, you have to pretend. That's what every single fucking lesson from the dad is. Like they keep doing flashbacks as though there's going to be some novel instruction this time. Every single time it's the dad is like, they keep doing flashbacks as though there's gonna be some novel instruction this time.

Every single time it's like Dexter, you're not pretending well enough. If you're gonna kill people hardcore your entire life, you gotta be a good pretender over and over and over and over. And it's only like six episodes in. He doesn't pretend well at all. The only guy who sees through him is the black guy.

Everyone else is retarded. Because the black guy. I like the Asian guy too. The Asian guy's fun. He's a kind of a pervert, but he also really likes blood and science. He's a sex pest. He's a bit of a, I can see that developing.

Yeah, he hasn't been too sex pesty yet. The Deborah he is. He's always like, like oh you need me to reformat your hard drives Debra or like just saying something like borderline nasty and she's like fuck you Suzuki or whatever his name is. It's named closest to me. It might be Suzuki. Have you watched Shorzy yet? I watched the first season maybe the second season and like it kind of feels like I got it, you know I know the bit I know the recurring joke Hey, I'm gonna chirp at people this time and you're not gonna see my face And I know that's gonna be kind of every they had the I guess I lost interest and and you know

I stand I'm red white and blue over here. Okay, so all those Canadian products they got poured out weeks ago You know, I believe all I do so I deleted Schorzy from Plex, you know, deleted, um, any Canadian products, really. I don't want to talk about Dana Carvey, you know, any of that. No, you like the red, white and blue, the red and the white. Did you see what's the renamed Greenland? Uh, red, white and blue land, red, white and blue land. I hate that. I hate that.

I hate that with a fiery passion. Yeah, I would prefer something like like patriotville over red, white and blue land. He should have named it after an American hero or something. You can't have multiple fucking commas in the name. Maybe a Confederate hero just to piss off the libs. I've seen people who are like we should rename every air base and fort after a Confederate hero. Not because we like Confederates but because we love upsetting the left. We should make that happen now. So Fort Bragg apparently, I don't know General Bragg, whoever Bragg was, he was a traitor.

He fought for the Confederate army and a bad one, apparently. So they renamed Fort Bragg to Fort Liberty. Well, Trump's in charge now. So he's renaming Fort Liberty to Fort Bragg, but with a wink and a nod, he's like, it's a different Bragg. It's some World War II veteran with a purple heart or something like that. To be fair.

So what did that Bragg do? I don't know. I don't think he's quite as famous as the real Fort Bragg. I think there's just a wink and a nod that we're naming it Fort Bragg again. Now it's like, oh, it's for Stephen Bragg who's story Omaha beach or something. I've never heard the first name mentioned

in Fort Bragg before. It's just Fort Bragg. I have the real Fort, the real Bragg, he was a Confederate general, but he also fought as an American officer in the Mexican and the Seminole wars. So, you know, you could make him a, you name him after those contributions, not necessarily his traitorous ways that only came on later in life under the influence of alcohol. Is that what, was he under the influence of alcohol?

He failed to drink. He failed to the drink as many great man has. Well, it was olden days. They were all doing it. It was, it was a medicine back then you needed it so that when you were getting, there were people who were known as, yeah, but you, you know, but still a drunk said drunk. I think everybody maybe was having a sip during the day to like make sure their water wasn't poisoned But then they were drunks. All right, I don't care what they name things. I genuinely don't give a shit I like when they I like the the doge stuff

I like that he's finding things to save money on and I hope that it sets an example for future administrations so that look I Especially as the USA stuff. I know that we need some foreign aid. Like I love the idea of funding foreign police forces for their anti-drug task forces. I like the idea of stopping the fentanyl in like Thailand or something. And before it gets to Mexico or wherever it ends up,

you know, like if we could spend a fraction of the money over there so that we don't spend a fraction of the money over there so that we don't have to deal with the problem over here then that makes tons of sense and that's that's what i expect my government to do through research being smart and force foresight i need you to get that kind of thing done but i don't again all of the cultural nonsense all of the spreading dei awareness or or any sort of acceptance or I don't care what you call it to another country is outrageous to me. So I love them catching that and stopping that. But like funding the journalists, I don't like that. Like the political

stuff with it. They keep trying to read. They're like, no, no, no, it wasn't a payoff. It was just subscriptions. And it's like, yeah, but I don't think any I don't think the government should be paying anyone subscriptions to anything like, like, I mean, I really don't. It's clearly a payoff. It's like, no, they're not paying Reuters. They're paying Reuters parent company. It was two million New York Times subscriptions. It was something like that, you know, and I don't know. Yeah, like, like, just cut that little bit of fat. I don't like Trump spending $20 million to go to the Super Bowl either. And to me, it's like, ah, fucking saving pennies over here and burning dollars over there. But I hope the effect is that there's more oversight

and then this stuff gets caught. I don't know. I hope that in the future, we don't continue to waste our money like this It's our money things that he's done like like dude. I like the Gulf of America thing. I think it's funny I think that some people don't think it's funny and and and they're upset about it because it's a silly thing to fucking care about I like the penny being being eliminated They said it for years that it didn't make sense to make pennies and this guy's like hey Stop it cut it out with the pennies and they're like okay so no more pennies I like that I hope the nickels next you know I like that I like that he's changing things and things happen and I

love that he does his press conferences where they get to question him daily about everything and anything that Gaza shit is just made up though that's smoke and farts in the air so that you look over there and you don't see that he'd like I don't know ruin Medicare or whatever they're gonna do they're gonna do something about it they got like about him taking it over they're not gonna take over Gaza that's nonsense yeah that's never happening that's him throwing I'm like everybody thinks they have a reliable Trump decoder ring and they know which ones are bullshit and which ones are not and then like they get it

wrong I'm well I would not be surprised let me use my decoder ring now early and which ones are not. And then they get it wrong. Well, I would not be surprised if you ask them if they're in the Netherlands or in Gaza. So let me use my decoder ring now, since we're still early. Canada will not be a state. Panama will make concessions or there will be an international incident. And we may indeed take,

they will either agree to sell or buy back any interest that China has in that area, or the US might actually take something over down there. Nothing's going to happen with Greenland and we are definitely not going to do anything with Gaza. It's him floating an idea that I'm sure he would go down that road to us building the Riviera of the Middle East and Gaza if the other players would allow it, but they're not. The entire Arab world is against it. They don't want to take 2 million Gazans. No one wants them. Maybe I heard the, it was either the King of Jordan

or the King of Bahrain or Bahrain or whoever was in the White House the other day. And he was like, I've agreed to take 2,000 Gazan sick children. I'm like, that's a lot of qualifiers, bro. Like you had the, like you'd barely think of anybody. Okay, so you're taking 1, thousandth of the Gazan population. Who's going to deal with the other nine?

Well, yes, for like one day, and then I put them on planes to Germany. That is what I will do. Moving two million people is unfeasible. There's nowhere to move them to. And then the idea of rebuilding that place into the Riviera of the Middle East is absurd. It's absurd. It's not gonna happen. It'd be different if we had a precedent

of giving Israel whatever they wanted and any amount of money for decades on end, but because it's not the reality. Or if we thought we could just go into a Middle Eastern country and rebuild it as a shining light of democracy that other Middle Eastern countries would follow, if we thought we could pull that off,

and now we have a history of trying that bullshit, then maybe I'd know that this wasn't real. We know we can't now. If we've spent trillions of dollars in unbelievably recent history, then maybe we'd know. I would not put it past Trump to over invest in Gaza because he and it seems like you know BB has an enormous amount of influence with a lot of elected officials and a lot of these donors that support Trump. The most destructive thing that I can actually see him doing is he might ruin Canada's economy if they keep talking shit.

If they if if Canada wants to bet that Trump will see, can you the error of his way to speed on them talking shit? I don't think I heard what you heard. Oh, I don't know. Just like true does constantly going at Trump and, you know, just Canadians in general. I, I didn't general. Yeah, they're mad at us. Yeah. I don't like one foot out the door anyway.

I see a lot of their politicians talking shit. Um, and you know, there's, there's a big effort to buy Canadian. Y'all need to just like Google, like what the, the GDPs in the trade situation and see how much we import from Canada and how much Canada imports from us. He will ruin the Canadian economy if he wants to. He would genuinely like, I don't know, cause a depression for the Canadians if he wants to. We can ruin almost any country's economy. Like we're the big dick economically in the world. We're 30% of the global consumer market.

We can lean on any country on earth and get them to do what they want to an extent. So the steel and aluminum tariffs, did they already go into action? The 25% tariff? I don't know if they went into action. I thought he signed them like yesterday, the the day before There's some situation with US Steel Nippon Steel the Japanese company wanted to purchase it and then Trump has

Like interjected himself in the middle and he doesn't want them to buy outright He wants him to buy interest in it or stock in it or something like that I think he worked out some sort of deal to make that happen But and then he said today that US Steel was in a better in it or something like that. I think he worked out some sort of deal to make that happen. And then he said today that US Steel was in a better bargaining position because of his steel tariffs, which I mean, you would imagine so. So I don't know. Aluminum and steel is a really big deal.

You think cars immediately, but it's like, ah, every appliance, every tool, aluminum and steel is in so much of what we use to just jack the price up of that by 25% is a lot. Better get to work making our own steel, I guess. Maybe it'll make that- Well, they'll raise their prices too, right? That's how tariffs work. If your competitor suddenly goes 25% more, then you raise your prices 25% also.

Sure, I guess the hope would be, and I'm just guessing here, like, like we fight now we're able to fire up our steel plants and, and make some steel. And then when the tariffs come back down, it actually is cheaper to get the American steel than then to import the steel. But no, that's not true. That's the problem to begin with that. For some reason it's cheaper to ship steel from Japan than it is to make our own with how much they're spending. Like we can't.

That's what the portion of the internet I read said that, you know, we've got these freaking steel manufacturing processes from World War Two and we left it there while they're automated and efficient overseas. Like we just learned with COVID and a lot of stuff how important it is to have domestic manufacturing in a lot of different areas and hopefully we can bring some back because those jobs tend to be more stable and actually like making possible a high quality life as opposed to the huge oh did you see Politico they released some article where it was like, the economic data was wrong. It turns out the average consumer was more correct in their assessment than the data being presented. And they

showed like the unemployment numbers were wrong. And that the way they achieved that 4.2 whatever percent was that they were in they were excluding people who had not actively been looking for work for three months. And they were also counting even homeless people who had like worked at least once in the previous month or some metric like that as employed. So like if you lost your gainful employment job and then you do door dash three times over the course of a month, they counted that as employed.

And so it was funny to see like that affirmation of like, yeah, are you guys are just getting to this political? Are you serious? Like everyone, like all the boots on the ground, people have been saying this for literally years. And so a little bit of a little may a couple from them was, uh, was enjoyable to see. But, uh, I, I, I think the main thing is I don't think Trump's going to start a war and I love what he's doing with Ukraine. It like, I thought that was, oh, I love it.

I thought what Biden was- I can picture the Ukraine thing going on for a bit, Kyle. So we're gonna hear from a wonderful sponsor and then we'll get back to it. I apologize, thoroughly. But I actually won't apologize, Kyle, because this is a bigger deal than Ukraine. This is PrizePix.

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It's like, no, I don't know why. I think he's the chief's nephew or something. Anyway, Kyle, you were telling us all about the Ukraine thing that I thought you wouldn't like it and that Trump is pretty much surrendering. But tell me your view of it. No, I Trump says that he'll continue funding if Ukraine gives him $500 billion of rare earth minerals. Okay, don't hate that. And he's he called Putin and asked Putin if he was ready to end the war and Putin said, yes, I'm ready to negotiate. And they're like, why don't you call Zelensky first?

And he's like, because I already spoke to Zelensky and he told me he's ready to negotiate. Oh, don't you know? Did you, what did you agree to? What did you agree to? And he's like, I didn't agree to anything. We were talking about releasing Mr. Fogle. You already said Ukraine will never go in NATO. He said Ukraine will never return to the old borders.

Like, even if that's true, it seems like he's giving up bargaining chips. He started off by negotiating against himself. But this was in the context of what's happened. Ukraine is losing. They've lost. They don't have a good negotiation standpoint. Russia is going to win in the long run.

Ukraine can't keep it up. When you enter the negotiation table from a state of like pretty severe weakness like Ukraine would have to at this point, like they're not going to get what they want. Like Ukraine's taking land. I mean, then it doesn't seem to be anything. They want to land. It seems like they've lost a lot more than they've gained by by a huge amount. Overall, they have. Yeah. So, okay. So Ukraine's mindset here with them capturing the Russian land in the North is they want to exchange. They want to be able to exchange that Russian land for some of their old land. I think that the deal is that Russia is not even open to negotiations if Ukraine membership in NATO is part of the negotiation.

And God, can you blame them? Like, look, I'm red, white, blue over here, rock flag Eagle boys, you know, I hate the communists. And if that meteor- Wow, red, white, and blue, you fucking Russian dude. If that fucking, white, blue, white, blue, white, blue. And if that meteor hit Moscow, I'd probably cheer, like probably do a lot of good for the world. That being said, can you blame them for not wanting Ukraine to become NATO and for all

sorts of fucking military equipment to be wheeled in there by the NATO apparatus, all sorts of missile defense and nukes? Like, imagine the whole point of the, remember the Cuban Missile Crisis when we were ready to go to World War III because 90 miles off our coast in Cuba, there were nuclear missiles. It's the same fucking thing that we're pushing in on them. And just to be fair again, the whole reason they put those missiles in Cuba is because we had missiles in Turkey and JFK went, hey, we'll move the missiles in Turkey. Just don't tell anybody.

And Rejnov or whoever the fuck it was, was like, okay, I won't tell anybody. I'll publicly take the L for world peace. And that's how the Cuban missile crisis ended. Like both sides gave up something for world peace and when we were on the precipice. And that's what's going to have to happen here. You can't allow them in NATO because of what NATO means. NATO means that attack on one and attack on many, although the verbiage on how much or when or if you have to step in and assist your NATO allies is very vague. You can basically not show up if you want. That being said, the whole idea of just us putting our nukes there to potentially first strike Russia, they're

never going to allow that. It's a non-starter and I don't blame them. We agreed to that when they gave up their nukes back in the day, right? And Russia went back on their word. Ukraine had tons of nukes. They gave them up and in exchange, Russia was never gonna bother them again and that didn't work out. I think Ukraine should probably have their own nukes, but not be in NATO.

That's what I would vote for. That would be my deal. And I want their minerals too because they owe us a lot of money. A lot of minerals. Russia took Crimea after Ukraine was left defenseless. And this deal seems to be, hey, let's end this war and we'll keep Ukraine defenseless.

And it's like, this is setting up Ukraine if it goes the way that they're talking about it going, right? Never get in NATO and not have nukes. It's just Russia licking their wounds and attacking again five years from now like they did last time. Yeah, you have to figure out a way around that. And I think that's the nukes. It's just Russia licking their wounds and attacking again five years from now like they did last time. Yeah, you have to figure out a way around that. And I think that's the nukes. To me, to me, if you if you gave Ukraine nuclear weapons, I think that's their shield for future invasion. But I wouldn't want them. Yeah, you can't have you're right, though, like, like the NATO thing is

antagonistic. And like if you're Putin, you rightfully see that as a threat to your national security, exactly as we did with Cuba having nukes there. And so like they're not going to move forward with that. Wait a minute. The NATO thing being antagonistic doesn't tell the story of Russia already invaded and took Crimea. Right. They didn't take Crimea because they were talking about NATO. They took Crimea because fuck you, we want warm water ports.

Right. Yeah. And that's how great powers operate though. Crimea because they were talking about NATO. They took Crimea because fuck you, we want warm water ports, right? Yeah. And now- Yeah, that's how great powers operate though. Now Ukraine is like, oh my gosh, these guys invade us, we need to join NATO. And they're like, oh, no excuse, now we want the rest of you. And it's like, oh, you're damned if you do,

you're damned if you don't, Russia just coming no matter what. And that's how great powers operate? Well, fuck great powers. Like, you know, they've got some great friends They're doing so pretty well lately. We'll see how I don't like Giving up everything and just setting up Russia for success on their subsequent invasion they're just like if the interest of it is ending the war and all the

Just the meat grinder of people dying then like Ukraine has to come to the table and so does Russia. My point about the great powers thing is like the rules that Ukraine and Italy and you know, Lebanon, like they don't play by the same rules as the US and China and Russia. Like we are the great powers globally. And so like you have to tiptoe around that sometimes. And so, the way the war has been going, and this is, this was like a U.S. aid thing. Like it was coming out that we were funding huge amounts of media in Eastern Europe in particular to convince Americans that Ukraine was winning for a long time. How long did you hear in the news for like multiple years?

Like Ukraine's on the cusp of victory. Ukraine's about to win. Russia's depleted. Russia, the country who manufactures all these fucking tanks and bullets and has these giant mines of precious metals. Yeah, they're running out. They'll be out in two weeks. Oh, that didn't happen. Another month. Like we've been fibbed through a lot of these media that we funded in a circuitous way into continuing this when they were just lying to our face in a lot of ways. Like the, like Zelensky probably knew, like if he's a smart guy, I would guess.

He knows there's no chance. There's a 0% chance. And a lot of people said this from the start, that Ukraine is going to win a war with Russia without American boots actively involved. The only way Ukraine wins is with American boots on the ground. There's no other way. Like they're not going to win a protracted war against Russia.

Right. In the same way that Afghanistan can't beat America or Iraq can't beat America. Well we gave up. Like we just left. The point is victory conditions. Like I like to go back to civilization. Civilization seven sucks by the way. You have win conditions. It's like if you own this many fucking countries Then you win if you have this much money then you win if you have this much cultural influence Then you win we never do that in our wars George HW Bush did that our goal is to expel Saddam Hussein from Kuwait and Destroy the fighting power of the Iraqi military did that in a week, raised the victory flag and went home for the most part. That's a win. You have to tell us what a win is and then do the thing and

then leave. We hang around after the crime. We knock over a liquor store and then go jerk off in the parking lot. We got the money. We got the bag full of money. The clerk's on the ground a little dizzy and we even grabbed a Handle of Tito's on the way out the back door, but we just couldn't take it We couldn't own our victory and raise the flag We had to masturbate in the parking lot to really own this victory and wouldn't you know it the clerk's buddy showed up and Whooped our ass in the parking lot That happens every fucking time. Why don't we leave Afghanistan as soon as Osama bin Laden was gone? What and then the Taliban was decimated? Why don't we say ah as soon as Osama bin Laden was gone? What? And then the Taliban was decimated.

Why don't we say, ah, he's flown the coop. We've expelled Osama bin Laden from the nation of Afghanistan. You're making a case that it's really difficult to take over another country and hold it. It is depending on the situation. It depends on the country, right? Like Afghanistan is not a centralized country or in the same way that like Russia is.

Iraq is. Well, we were dealing with an insurgency in Iraq. We were dealing with fighters from all over the Middle East coming in. We weren't really fighting that many Iraqis in the later years, I don't think. But why didn't we just leave? Once we killed Saddam, why didn't we just leave and let the cards fall where they made them? I guess we thought we'd be able to hold another country, but that's really hard. We wanted to put our puppet government in and make them be like Iraqi Americans.

That's why I think 20 million on Sesame Street is nonsense because we spent two trillion already trying to win hearts and minds that didn't work because it's a different culture than ours and they're never going to be like us. work because it's a different culture than ours and they're never going to be like us. I hope the Ukraine shit actually ends because it's just nothing beneficial is going to happen. Like if there was a magic wand, if I could wave a magic wand and make Ukraine push Russia back and get their ship back, I'd be like, yeah, I'll wave the wand. But that's not going to happen. Russia's not going to give that up for the reason Kyle laid out. Like they're, they can't abide our military bases with nukes in Ukraine. Like they're not going to. They're pretty worried Ukraine's going to take over Russia, I guess.

No, they're worried that like we have nukes. We have like American nukes and military bases are in Ukraine on the border of Russia. Like, like that's why Putin made such a huge to-do about NATO membership with Ukraine. Because Putin's also not a retard. He knows that America is NATO. Like when they- This idea that like Russia did it because of the NATO thing kind of forgets that Russia already did it in Crimea a few years earlier.

It's hard to accept that as the rationalization when they're like, yeah, I know we do it whether it happens or not, but this is our rationalization. I don't think the invasion was brought on by Ukrainian aspirations of NATO membership. I think the invasion was brought on by aspirations of global domination. They want more territory. They want to restore Russia back to its Soviet glory. However, as we sit now at the potential negotiating table, now NATO membership very much is a topic of discussion, and it's going to determine whether the talks can go five minutes, before everyone says, OK, well, see you next year. We'll see how it goes. I don't know. We got the art of the deal guy on the case.

Peace this year, right here. Anybody want to take that? Peace this year? I think Ukraine will have peace this year, but a. Anybody want to take that? Peace this year? I think Ukraine will have peace this year. But a big worry of mine is that all the people, all the neoconservatives in Trump's ear who are like, oh, we have to stop this conflict in Russia. If you know neocons, you know they love war immensely. Those guys fucking love it. And so I think that they see Ukraine

as only being worth ending because every dollar sent there is a dollar than in their minds that should be going to Israel. It should be going to Israel, it should be going to solidify Gaza for them. And so I can see Ukraine ending, but I worry that Trump will escalate the Israel Palestine. What's peace, right? Cause like peace this year. And it's like what's peace, right? Kyle's like, peace this year. And it's like, well, I wouldn't bet against a peace deal this year. But then comes the insurgency.

Then comes the nonstop, the Ukraine insurgency, right? Where they start killing officials, whatever it can mean, right? Just snipers. I don't think so. People dying, the same thing it means in Iraq. But the bulk of the the bulk of the land criminals. Yeah, this is Europe, not Iraq. Iraq.

These aren't tribes. You think it's outrageous that people have jobs in Europe? What do you think? Well, because you have to remember the right. Like they know what are we talking about? We're talking about a scenario where the Ukrainians sign a peace treaty and it's over, but there are still Ukrainians living in what is now Russia who maybe don't want to be Russians.

You think they'll peacefully just- Absolutely, yes they will. This is a hundred, now you won't take a bet on that, that there won't be anything approaching. You might find one weird article somewhere where some- Again, it's hard to define this bet. All I need to do is find a weird article where a Ukrainian takes it.

Listening. I'm not talking about a scenario where you can find some weird article where one Ukrainian like a truck truck driver had had enough and he poisoned all the vodka to truck stop. There will be nothing approaching an organized insurgency of any kind where there is a group that has a name that has a militia that has their own little flag and makes videos. We are the Ukrainian resistance. This is Ukraine,

Slava Ukraine, down Russia, horns down. Like, that won't happen in any way at all. And you have to keep in mind that if this were in Kiev, I could imagine seeing what you're laying out, Woody. But the regions that Russia took, I think it's Donetsk and Luhansk, right? Like those are regions that had previously, at least one of them, maybe both, had held referendums and had voted because most of the people there apparently saw themselves as more Russian than Ukrainian. And so they don't have that sense of Ukrainian nationalism that people in Kiev do. And so like it's- It wasn't Iraqi nationalism that caused the insurgency. It was Shia-Shiite rivalries and the desire to kill the infidel and expel them from the Middle East.

In this context- As their religious elders had told them to do. You have nothing like that in Europe or in that part of Europe. Maybe if we were in the Balkans. So the argument is that when it's this part of Ukraine, it is easy to take over another country and own it for good.

We'll see. It's typically pretty hard to do that. It helps when there's an enormous population there that wants to be a part of the country that's taking over. What are you doing in current tense? I think Russia became a lot less popular when they invaded and raped their women and killed their children and stuff.

Russia's not as cool as it was before the invasion in this area. Maybe. There's no uprising right now. If there was going to be this sort of insurgency, they'd already be there. It'd be in full force right now. It's not going to happen because the people who wanna be,

Ukrainians are in Ukraine, and the people who wanna be Russians are in Russian-owned old Ukraine, and they're be, Ukrainians are in Ukraine, and the people who want to be Russians are in Russian owned old Ukraine, and they're happy with where they are right now, I would imagine. If they're not, they're not so unhappy with it, they're ready to load a car up with explosives and drive it into a checkpoint.

It's just that- I bet there is uprising right now. It's just in the form of providing intelligence and help to the official Ukrainian army. How do they find out where the S-400s are? How do they find out where these vulnerable things are? Troop positions, et cetera. How do they get footage of the success

or failure of their attacks? It's the uprising, it's the resistance. I don't believe that, but I look forward to peace this year. I think it'll happen. I think we'll have a peace treaty and it'll be like a European white people peace treaty where everybody goes They're separate ways and there isn't a bunch of nonsense

There won't be any like What they call Indian Indian give it so didn't we have a Indian giving European white person treaty? complication when they after they took Crimea Yeah, but that's the major powers change of their mind white person treaty complication when they took Crimea? Yeah, but that's the major powers changing their mind, not some sort of like group of dummies who have decided that God wills it. That's just not gonna happen.

And that's the only way it does happen. You gotta have a bunch of dummies who think God wills it, who are invading a country and fueling that. Oh wait, we just defined that major powers change their mind, that's the other way it happens. Oh, well I mean, the Russians could go back on their deal that my point from the beginning is Ukraine should have nukes. That's the only way I see Russia not going back on their deal

and doing what I would do in Civ in their scenario, which is like, hey, let's make peace for 10 turns while I push all my tanks and artillery up to your border and all my artillery three tiles behind that and unleash on you in five years. Um, so you gotta fix that problem. And the only way you fix that problem is by giving them nuclear weapons or at least allowing them to make their own, which they're fully capable of. Yeah, I don't know. I could be wrong on this whole thing.

We won't know until we go to the future and see how it works out. I'm just heading that way though. We are headed towards the future. Yeah, that's undeniable. We all agree on this point. Yeah. Yeah. Now hopefully the Middle East shit doesn't turn up a million degrees. It's not. It's all settled. This is a great time right now. We're living in a... Oh, the push of eggs. You don't like eggs that much anyway. They're gross. I don't eat eggs. Oh my goodness gracious. You guys argued for a year that the price of eggs was the most

important election issue. And now you're like, I think this brain trip up with Trump won in. I've definitely, I've never said who cares about egg prices at all. I've been pretty consistent on caring about the economy. I was talking to Kyle. In my defense? Let's look at why your eggs exist. And also an issue that's just as big as the immigration.

Why are they expensive, Woody? Yeah, why are they expensive? It's because of bird flu. When did that start? Who caused the bird flu? Donald Trump. Donald Trump, Donald Duck, bird flu? Holy shit!

Yeah. I am enjoying the sudden heel turn from people who were decreeing the economy was awesome, suddenly admitting that it's so rough. So that's not my personal position, but I am enjoying the whole like- No, you'd come to the table over the economy thing. I wasn't saying, I'm seeing a lot of talking heads, not you. Fair enough.

But I'm like, I feel like it's disingenuous among some Trump's reporters, not all of course, to be like price of eggs, inflation, these things are paramount, it's gigantic. Well, inflation went up and Trump blamed it on Biden. Eggs went up and truth is that's not a president's fault in any case, but it was Biden's fault when it happened the first time and it's no one's fault now.

And I'm like, ah, you guys seem to be making up different rules depending on whether or not you want to blame your president. I think it is someone's fault on the egg thing. It's someone's fault at the FDA or one of our agricultural oversight groups of government. Like some, there should have been some way to prevent this. Can I interrupt for a second? Yeah. Do you know more about this?

Because I think you might coming from a chicken family. I know what it's like on the farmers end of something like this. And it's probably life ruining unless the banks are understanding for them. Usually they are because it's's gonna decimate the industry. All of their birds are going to be culled. They're gonna be killed and burned. I was going like, is it the farmers fault? Did they look the other way? Did they have bad practices that allowed this? So this is a virus that's mutated. So I don't know where it originated, but I always point toward China. I think they make a lot of birds

in a lot of unsanitary conditions that allow viruses to mutate, but viruses mutate on their own, they just do. Farming is an unsanitary job, animals living in their own shit. Especially mass farming. I don't know what caused that virus to mutate and now become a problem.

I know it's killed a couple people, maybe in Ohio, but I know on the receiving end for the farmers, economically speaking, as far as we all go and like resetting and getting eggs back the right price, they're going to, I mean, if there was all the virus was eliminated and deleted from existence right now, like we're in a computer, it would still be weeks and weeks of startup again to get the egg supply back because they're killing all the birds. So I know so little about bird flu. I spell it FLEW. I didn't know it. It definitely mutated. That's how this happened. That's a that's that was my understanding. This kills people. If you get it. Yeah, or if you can, yeah.

I think you could probably maybe get it from the egg. I don't know very much about that end of it. Like I said, I know about it from the end of all those farmers are gonna lose all their pullets and they're gonna be out of business, not selling eggs every day. What's that word? Pullets, egg laying chickens.

Okay, I'm like the prize for journalists. Yeah, that's me, pullets, egg laying chickens. OK, I'm like the prize for journalists. Ask me, sir. Have you guys at your grocery stores, like for like at least three months now? Ask me more questions. No, ask him what I'm the only one here who goes to the grocery store. Like, I like I got the app. Oh, OK, well, I go physically to the grocery store like a like a fucking surf They got of regular milk, what's it cost? I'm gonna guess four dollars and five cents how'd I do? That's fine. I did. Okay

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm off milk. I think I paid three I paid three dollars The eggs though. It's like multiple now, like at least three months of them having that fucking sign up at the eggs where it's like no more than either two or three cartons per person. And sometimes I'll go there and like all the because I buy them in 18 packs and I try to get like the better like browner eggs with those darker yolks because they taste they taste better. I try to get like the better, like browner eggs with those darker yolks, cause they taste better.

And they, like, someone's not following the rules because it'll be like, clearly there should be more eggs here and there's not. Some people are definitely buying, like they're doing like self checkout for most of them. How much did your eggs used to cost? Because that's relative to, some people always bought the cheapest eggs when they were $2 a dozen.

I usually bought $5 eggs anyway. And that's what it still costs. That's what cheap eggs cost now. So I just buy some cheap eggs if I don't wanna pay $10 a fucking cart. A dollar egg is just, it's like- It's ridiculous. The eggs I'm buying right now for 18 of them

is like 7.99, I wanna say. Yeah. If you go to Costco, they is like 799. I want to say. Yeah. The, if you go to Costco, they're like $9 and 50 cents for two dozen. So it's like a four 75 a dozen. Taylor question. I'm curious. You said that there aren't the egg availability that there used to be used to probably shelves filled with it. Yeah. Do you ever walk home empty handed or do they still have some? Oh, no, no. The, the worst it's gotten is like, who probably shelves filled with eggs. Do you ever walk home empty handed or do they still have some for you?

No, no, the worst it's gotten is like- You have to forage? They'll always have 18 pack. No, I buy a lot of eggs because I like eggs a lot. And so- There's a nest out back. Every few, probably every four days I go and get another carton of eggs or so.

And like I get the 18 kind. And the worst I've had to go down is, they've never even been out of the 18 packs I'll just have to go to like that white styrofoam Crappier eggs as opposed to like the dark brown where it's like these ones are fed bugs and other Options are like free whatever the hell free range, but they've I've never actually shown up and had them out of anything That's some that's some Soviet shit not even out of your preferred. No, they are sometimes that they've been out of anything. That's some that's some Soviet shit. Not even out of your preferred. No, they are sometimes out of they've been out of the ones I like the most. But there's never

even been a time where I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna have to get two 12s instead of 118. Like they've always got some time. You know what I did look at because I was curious is how much it would cost to have egg laying chickens in your backyard. And I went down a whole rabbit hole. I was on Reddit and these guys were like, they're like, no, you're gonna kill them. They're like, you can't have one or two hands, you must have a minimum of three that way. If one dies, they

still have a buddy. I was like, Oh, okay. Okay. I'm like, but that would be kind of interesting to have egg laying chickens in the backyard, just have free eggs every day. But no, I don't want to deal with chickens. Chicken, they would be annoying to deal with and my neighbors wouldn't like it. Yeah, I thought the neighbors won't like it. And also like the dogs would be, I can just see little Murphy would be eating their eggs out there. They'd be pecking him. And Toby would be eating a chicken.

He might eat a chicken. He did kill that big fat squirrel. And I was so proud of him. When he killed that squirrel, he was huge. He just looked at what I got, balls. God, that's the biggest squirrel I've ever seen, Toby. Good job. Did you accept the gift? Now's the only dog owner that likes dead birds on his doorstep. You know what, there's a good one. Well done. You get them. I've saved so many. They fly into my gym and then the dog. If I don't get to him fast enough, the dogs kill him. But I go in there and like climb all over the gym equipment and like capture them in a blanket and free them out into the

yard. My dogs. I'm sorry. I didn't know you care. So God they're so old at this point. Sometimes they get stuck in the couch, right? Like they lay towards the back of the couch and they're they're fucking six foot long legs are like elevated. They're just like, Dad, I got myself into a jam. Can you do that thing? Will you slide me off the side again? At least you'll always notice them. Like it's not like Murphy getting caught in a couch.

Like you can be in the kitchen and you're looking over the back of the couch and you just see four spindly legs like sticking way up over it. Sometimes they poop by accident. Just where they are, still poop on right from the source, two inches from it. And I'm like, still poop on at right from the source, two inches from it. And I'm like, it somehow

doesn't seem like a good reason to put a dog down. But it's close to a good reason to be a motivator, right? Like, can I just point to the fucking cantaloupe on the side of his rib cage and say, that was the real reason, not the poop. You know, that's bigger than like almost human head size. When they see your dog, they're going to say, I know this is hard, but he's going to a better place now and you're doing the right thing.

Your dog's now- That's a good dog. Of course they're going to say that, Kyle. What would that would you go to where they're like, you're a fucking monster, you know? No, they'll do that. No, they will. That happens. People take puppies to get them put down What would that would you go to where they're like you're a fucking monster, you know No, they will that happens people take puppy down and people have there's all sorts of crazy shit that happens We have one dog that looks like a skeleton and walks like she's in pain Come on Woody. Come on. You're gonna have to go put that dog down. I'm in pain is a good

Reason but you know, she'll go to sleep and she'll wake up in puppy land and you, and he'll be all over all the pain. It doesn't hurt. You know, they hit him with that anesthetic first. No, it's not easy. They're your friends. It's my role to put the dogs down. So I do the thing where I go to the vet and they put their head on your lap and you watch it fade into gone.

Um, so I stick me with that. It is not painful. It looks kind of nice actually. and you watch it fade into gone. So I- Stick me with that. It is not painful. It looks kind of nice actually. You have an appointment after this? Jesus. You put me down? What are you doing?

But it's still sad. And I'm like, Jackie, do we do a two for one thing here? Like you try to take the boat. Yeah. So they don't have to be without the other one. thing here? Like you try to take both. Yeah. So they don't have to be without the other one. I would do I would take them both. I hadn't thought of it through that. Looked at it through that lens.

Yeah. It's rough. I hate putting old Rocky down, but he was fucked up and he had to go. Do you ever sense him even now? No, I got his ashes on the on the fucking bookcase over there. I look at them all the time. Are they in a bag or did you put them in something nice? They're in a bag that's in a box, like a presentation.

When you pay for the cremation, it comes with, there's a whole, like, what do you call it? Package, there's a whole package that you buy. I think the main thing was which ur earn you wanted and whether you wanted a solo burn or cremation or a group cremation. And I'm like, so don't throw my big boy in there with that rough, the ruffians and street dogs and shit. My dogs might be immune to this group crew. They're like, like dude you took the whole oven. We couldn't fit a chihuahua in there next to us. So it says here it's $130 each dog extra for the solos. Could we be honest with me after you throw

these two in there how many more dogs could you really even fit? Let's make it 50. 50. I can do this in my yard, poorly. Very poorly, yeah. Very poorly. Yeah, wouldn't be bad. Remember when you said he used to shoot his dogs? And he convinced his wings of redemption, said that he would take his dog to the swamp and put a bullet in their head. And that was the manly way to put down dogs where he's from.

And I'm not from where he's from, but is that a thing people do? Yeah, I shot all my dogs. If they're really, really sick, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. My grandpa's done that. No one in Ocean City does that. They don't walk into their neighbor's sidewalk and just put the dog down.

His problem now. Take him to the beach and just float him away. Yeah, Rocky's the... When I had to put that dog down the other day, that was the first time I'd ever actually taken one to the vet and gone through the the medical Way of actually we had our dog put down in the house a while back the other Pomeranian that was really old She was 17 or something But growing up I would just shoot them seemed humane

You know they instantly die and it's like oftentimes the reason they were being put down was They're in an enormous amount of pain right now It was like in World War two when you're like blown half into like shit, you know If the dog gets ran over by a tractor, we're not gonna scoop his guts up and drive him to town You know, you just got it. Yeah, it's what did you put him down with like you just pop whatever in a 12 gauge Vaporize their skull is the smallest thing usually there was always a 22 Ruger like in in dad's like truck that was just like a ride around gun. So usually something like that.

Good. You know, you don't want to blow your poor little puffer apart. Yeah, no, it's fucked up. It's the whole situation's rough down. It is nice. It doesn't feel nice, but it is nice when a dog's health just falls off a cliff, right? They're coasting along, they're aging, it's whatever, and then bam, we had a dog, Brandy, yellow lab.

She had some sort of like cancer thing in her mouth that was getting worse, and then one day, just blood and pain and like, it was clear. It's go time, like this needs to be done. And maybe we were even selfish because it happened on like a Saturday and we're like, all right, Monday we're doing this. And we did.

So we had a little goodbye and then that. Our current dogs, it's been a long, slow fade and there is no perfect day. That's harder. Anyway, this is probably not a good topic. I know. I would recommend like, yeah, it's a shitty topic, but I would recommend they'll come to your house and do it.

And it might be easier for somebody to come, cause then you don't have to deal with the transportation to the vet and like getting them in and out of cars. Cause that's going to be a mess and a bitch and a half. The difference between our situations is my son. I think I'd rather just take it away and have it vanish away from his observation or, you know. You can probably achieve both at the same time somehow.

Like maybe he's out of the house during that time, or maybe you do it out in the barn or the garage. Because they take the dog away. I don't know, I'm just thinking it's good. They're big dogs and I know, and they're sick and crippled so getting them in and out of cars is gonna be when I was last at the vet some old man had an even older dog that couldn't get back in his car and I'm like jogging hey sir sir sir can I help he's like oh I'd love it if you would I'm like good because he

wasn't gonna man like wasn't gonna man like guns in the back if when you guys or when we all die your earn if you're gonna do the credit we've all established we're down with cremation do you want it to be how much do you want it to like dominate the room of your your family's home who keeps it? Well, there'll be a I want it to be a presentation that you know, it's gonna be like one was Billy Bass's So you'll walk past my urn and like Your horrible fucking lovecraftian face sewn onto a fish turning. Put me in the water.

Take me to the river. I'm in hell, this is real hell. Whoa, that was dark. Yeah, he had a dark sense of humor. He did. It's in his will. We don't get anything if we don't leave the sensor on. What about you, Taylor?

It's wired into the wall. We can't get anything if we don't leave the sensor on. What about you, Taylor? It's wired into the wall. We can't unplug it. I want it somewhere where they're forced to remember me all the time. On the mantle near the television, if their TV is over the fireplace. In front of the TV. When they're trying to laugh at season 107 of The Simpsons. You know the country song? I'm there.

They can't even laugh at it. It's a country song called prop me up by the jukebox if I die. You know that song? No. Rop me up by the jukebox if I die. I don't want to go to heaven, but I don't want to go to night. Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand. He wanted to be cremated and stuck by the jukebox of his favorite honky tonk if he died. That'd be interesting if cremation or taxidermy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you could like, if taxidermy would advance to the point where you'd look like a wax museum version of yourself, for example, I might be more attractive. I'd like that. I know it'd be an accurate representation. I want to be taller. I want to be jacked. Forget Taylor and his six pack. Everyone remembers that. Did he really have four arms like Goro? Yeah, yeah, four arms like Goro.

He was huge. Nobody had an excellent estate attorney. No. No. He spent most of his money on that. What I would want is like a fun small one. Now I don't want to be pretty. I'm still stinging in by Elton John

every time they walk by my Billy Bass. Ooh, maybe a little marionette action, make you do a little marionette. Yeah. Actually, even better than that, they have to put sunglasses on me and prop me up like that black kids funeral with the Yes, oh that's so good

Dude, i've seen like like they do funerals wacky in some other countries I saw one where they like it's like definitely an african or like caribbean country because everybody's black is coal And they they're parading this casket down the street. Everybody's having a hoot and a holler about it. Everybody's dancing, lots of booty shaking too, which took me. It seems disrespectful. Yeah. And then they sit in the coffin on the ground and they open the bitch up and there's homie he's dead in there. Black dude. And then a girl comes over and starts twerking on him. And then she starts bouncing her ass in his on his face and like like riding his face like she's fucking him It was crazy. Oh, look at that homies got show that Zach. I have my answer now

I know what I want them to do with my body Like daddy and there's a fan I want you to liquidate all my assets leave my family nothing and pay Amaranth to shake her ass on my face in my coffin. I like the idea of Woody like marionetted up on his on his paramotor and it's not like that's a dead guy. Oh my God. That's a dead guy.

Holy. You know, that would be tasteless. That's how he died. I was like, what are a dead guy. Holy. You know, that would be tasteless. That's how he died. I was like, what are we looking at? Holy shit. They put it back on his bike. Now she's alive, but he's, I saw one where they had a soccer goal and then the casket was at like a 45 degree angle. So his buddies kicked it on the casket and he like redirected it in with the

casket and he scored his final goal. That's kind of fun, bro Yeah, oh when everyone cheered That's not fun. They keep these comments. These are gold Stewart the purple thing that's that's heaven behind her. It's like paradise With like purple energy. Yeah, this put me in like Joker makeup How about this? Put me in like Joker makeup. In the in the in the fucking seat. I want a whole charcuterie board set up in front of me. And everyone has to like has to place what they think my favorite thing would be in my mouth.

Is it true he died eating charcuterie? Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It's completely tasteless, but kill boss up This is tasteless. I never liked this guy This is great How many of them are dead? I can't even tell on that last one. Oh Yeah, they got tucked in the corner of a room. I don't like that. Yeah, these gangster funeral I think he can still beat me up. Oh No, I wouldn't talk about that. So Serena Williams was crip walking at the halftime show. Do you see her? Just the crip walk. I don't think

I understand the significance of it. Ah, it's pretty cool, right? It's a dance, you know, you know the gang, the Crips. Yes. Yes. Serena knows them too. They murdered her sister. Really? Wait, her sister's still alive. She had more than one. Well, she used to before the Crips murdered her. The Crips murdered her sister and she did their, I guess, trademark dance? Yeah. I wouldn't like that.

Give and forget. Yeah. I will say she looked pretty hot doing it. Like, she could break it down. It was pretty hot. I liked it. So she's Drake's ex. You probably knew that. I know that.

And she's there celebrating Drake's dis song. I think that was the. Yeah. Yeah. Um, people, I, I like the halftime show. I'm, I'm, I'm black enough to enjoy Kendrick Lamar. You are from Atlanta, dude. I saw people on the right going like they had, they brought this no

name rapper in here to disrespect the flag. And I'm like, well, I mean, you're like half right, don't call Kendrick Lamar the no name rapper. Like I don't know how many records he broke this year, but it's it's most of them. And how did you disrespect the flag? I didn't want to watch. Did you watch halftime show? No, no, I'm asking. Okay, so he had like 40 black people dress up as the flag, like cut in half.

And like occasionally they would do this move where their costumes turned them into Klansmen. And so that was a little on the nose, I thought. But I did like when he dissed Drake. So I was- So the question is the guy who didn't see it, is it undeniable they were Klansmen or were they just showing white?

I got it on my phone I'll have to I did I saw the clip that I think you sent Kyle where there is not a white face on that entire production Oh now we're for DEI, huh? Now we need inclusion. There's some good white dancers out there They couldn't find one. They couldn't find one. Yeah, it seemed almost purposeful They couldn't find one. They couldn't find one. Yeah, it seemed almost purposeful. Seems like that was one of the one of the performers took it upon himself to fly out there with a palace run out there with a Palestinian flag at some other country on it too that I didn't recognize because I don't vexiology is not my strong suit. But he was like, I just felt like I had to send a message. He's now banned from every event in the NFL forever for the rest of his life.

I wonder how big a punishment that is. Cause if they banned me, it would not impact my life. Well, this guy likes football. They would be like, you'd be like baiting this in the skies. No, this is one of the performers. Yeah, so I don't know how big a football thing. He was working.

Yeah, it's probably not like he was gonna get to dance at another halftime show. Right? Like no more halftime shows. That's it, banned for life. Yeah, it's probably not like he was going to get to dance at another halftime show. Right? Like, yeah, no more halftime shows. That's it. Band for life. Yeah, it's like, okay, well, this was never going to happen again anyway. So I must have deleted the pictures. But it was a definitely pornography in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all have plan hoods on when they like, they pull their hands up like this and their hands are like white fabric and the background is either black or red and so it looks like 40 Klan hoods every time they strike a pose to the beat. So, you know, and you know, there was some imagery there.

You have to willfully ignore what's obviously there not to see. Yeah, well, I mean, you see people on like right wing, like internet types being like this is an attack on America. This is the DEI like like deep state at work and then you see people on the left look at Trump get dunked on. Look at Trump get humiliated in front of the world and it's like I wasn't he the guest of the owner of the fucking team and slash stadium in the nicest box? Imaginable and then he left at halftime because he gets to do that on our dime in his jet plane That's that has technology that's classified. It was a good game to leave it every time they try to dunk on Trump for like

Trump for being like lame or not being cool or looking weak it's like that's not an effective attack. Mike Pence left at halftime too and there might be some reason for it, like security. Maybe, you know, there might be good reasons for them to leave at halftime that we don't know about. Mm-hmm, yeah. I mean, it's also just the score, like 24 to nothing.

Like, fuck this. I don't think Trump was there for the football. Oh, no, yeah, he was there to get cheered by the. I asked him which team he was rooting for, like in the Oval Office a couple of days prior. He's like, you know, there's a guy out there. He's a pretty good quarterback. I hear people say, I'll be counting on him. And it's like, which one?

Fucker. I thought he had been dropping hints that he was for Kansas. Yeah, I think so, too. I saw the Swifties went ham on us. Oh God, let me get the timeline right. It's like. The Philly fans boot her, right? There's like a, maybe a Philly player talked shit on, no, it's the Philly player's mom talked shit on Taylor Swift and she owns a business

and the Swifties are ruining her business reviews It's a restaurant or something But they're ruining a mom's business who didn't yeah, well she's the one Yeah, I saw I saw she got booed at the game and there's conflicting reports on whether Trump was cheered or booed And I think it's very obvious that the answer is yes, he was cheered and booed. And it depends where you were sitting and it depends how you mix the audio. And I don't fucking care. I guarantee the majority cheer because that's how the polls went.

And we're at a football game. And the whole, I was going to say the football part, right? The mayor is pretty evenly divided. What is it? 48 to 49, 47, something before you know, but, um, at the football part, right? America's pretty evenly divided. What is it, 48 to 49, 47 something to 49? But at a football game, I think Trump wins in a landslide. You see they removed the end racism from the end zones? I did, we wouldn't wanna offend Trump with anti-racism.

Then they went ahead and cranked out the black national anthem. Yeah, that's the thing. He did the black anthem, I can't. Dude, having the end racism in the end zone is so fucking ridiculous. Like y'all are the having having something like accusatory in there. Like that putting the onus on the reader that you're the it's just, it's smug.

Hit me like that. I don't hate and racism. I do dislike the black national anthem. It feels divisive to me. Like let's all share the same national anthem. That's what y'all hear the white national anthem. Yeah. I What do y'all hear the white national anthem? Yeah. I wouldn't like that either. Yeah. And you have a black national anthem

that's seeding the regular one to seem like that's the white one. Like that's- Oh. That's what it seems like. It's dividing. I don't want to- Yeah.

I don't like that. And I don't like social commentary causes in the fucking end zone. That is beyond gay. End racism. Like, oh, it's all the people watching your product right now. Oh, yeah, I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that. Damn, that's a really, that's really good point. There's like a Klansman choking a black guy somewhere like, you know what, I will. Hey, let me get that dust you off there. Sorry there, homeboy. I've been living my life wrong.

That end zone, though, set me straight. Come on. And the the people talking about booing Taylor Swift, like it was anything other than it's like, yeah, no shit. Philly fans saw the very public girlfriend of one of the stars of the team. They're hoping to beat for a Super Bowl right now. They probably they probably booed because she represents KC. More than that. Not because they have the visceral hatred of her as a person. I would disagree to that to some extent. I think the average football fan is sick of her.

They're here for football and for some reason, and what's happening is the NFL is cowtowing to Taylor fucking Swift of all people for an extra, some extra ratings, not only extra ratings, but a whole different demographics slid into view. Now they can advertise, you know, it works. So much money flows in when Taylor Swift joins the fucking crew and she's part of the game, part of the, the, the experience almost. And if you're a real football fan, I'm sure I'm not exactly, but I get it. You're thinking, fucking go back to the game.

Why am I not like getting a close up of the coach right now or seeing somebody like 10 to the, I wanna see if Mark's knee is okay. Show me him in the tent. I don't wanna see fucking Taylor Swift. So I'm sure a lot of people resent her for that. I didn't see either of those viewpoints. And I think they're both great ones.

I only saw it as, I guess they hated that she endorsed Kamala, but I think that's projecting. Oh no, I think it was football related. Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. Philly fans have been known to boo the opposing team. People don't know that, but yeah, it's true. Yeah. Y'all, did you see the celebrations in Philly? It was pretty I'm not even kidding. It was pretty. All right. So what they took over speed up a stoplight

Let me they took over the street I saw a drone shot where they fly through the streets and you get a real idea of the size of the crowd because you can Make any crowd look big if you put the camera, right? It was a lot of people taking over the streets and having a good time. Y'all are destructive they open some y'all they opened like a truck of there was a shipping truck and they're just Opened the back and stole everything Least and there was a red light Taylor then it was flashing red the Chiefs colors and

Wouldn't you know it Eagles fans can't abide that so they tore that fucking street line down and stomped it like they were it was a it was a black speeder in Los Angeles and it was like to casino the movie do I have the movie right where they beat that guy up or office space it was like office space and they had the copier and they're just off and a very sturdy piece of road hardware that doesn't give not Not as sturdy as an Eagles fan. I don't think guys... They grease the poles. They grease the poles so those numbskulls won't climb them.

I think that's actually like pretty standard operating procedure after the championship. Not outside of Philadelphia, it's not. They never grease the poles in Atlanta, I promise you. Can you imagine? Take the grease down they lost I can't imagine they came close seven years ago very very close that was that was a fun part of watching the Super Bowl was Tom Brady's on the broadcast crew now he's he's signed some massive hundred million dollar deal he's he's on the broadcast crew now he's with the some massive hundred million dollar deal. He's on the broadcast crew now. He's with the pre-show and all that stuff. It's fun to see the best to ever do it give his input on this stuff. And so they were down 24 to nothing at halftime. Brady's

like, well, we were down 23 to 3 in the third quarter. Anything can happen. Come on, guys. He could still do it. And I'm thinking,, he doesn't believe that but he wants to remind us all that if he were the quarterback, he could do it. I don't even know who the coach of Kansas is but like, you know, if you call me, I could do it. Yeah, it's in a move that many are calling flagrant cheating. He goes back up to the broadcast booth. He's like, yeah, it's pretty humiliating, pretty humiliating. Let's see. And then Brady just kills it.

Can you imagine Brady starts throwing laser beams? He's been training through the off season. Final score is 72 to 40. They run up the score. Yeah, that's a look. I still think the world of Patrick Bahomes is a quarterback. He's done crazy shit, but that's definitely a moment that he had where he could have transcended to another level. And he fell so short, short man because it was he he had no protection and I've never seen anyone have so little protection for an entire game and then not be able to Make an adjustment to protect him or like come up with a scheme where where they could protect him like Every time they snap the ball Every time they snap the ball to him. He was in duress immediately

He was I get off of me. And he was having to run out and circle out and scramble. And they were, I don't think he ever got hit too hard, but he could not set his feet. I think he got sacked a lot. And they did it with four people. Six times maybe. They had the extra guy defending him downfield. Yeah, they did it with four men up front.

They kept making a point of that. Again, I don't know shit about football, but it sounds like they were doing the least and getting the most out of their their front guys two of which are from UGA I'll remind you all those big bruisers up front the defensive tackle the defensive end of the of the Eagles up there Georgia boys they've been with them for a couple years now hmm yeah I enjoyed I didn't mind it was a blowout like I said I bet on the Eagles so right away. I was like, all right rookie return an

Interception for a touchdown on his birthday on the Super Bowl. Oh, you forgot the best part a white rookie Oh, is he the only white corner back in the league? I think he might be he's the only one that caught up the interception Yeah, yeah the only one that caught up the interception in the last 20 years. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. They, they, they know it's his birthday. Good for him. Yeah. They showed him on the sidelines afterwards and he looked like it was just a regular like Sunday afternoon or something. He's just like, you know, whatever. Oh, of course. Why are you not like, you can't get too high on your supply before you win the game. You gotta,

if I'm 22 years old and I just pick sixth in the, in the super bowl and a white, Oh my God, I'm vibrating. You'd be stoked. Yeah. Everybody would. All the Philly is stoked on that guy. I guess so. Good for them. Good for them. Yeah. Don't know what his name is, but shout out to him. No white guy. Just know this white guy. His name's probably Cody. Checks out. Yeah.

I think his name's actually Cooper. Zach, what's the guy's name? Zach will actually know this because I think he actually likes football. He's not a filthy LARPer like we are. Yeah, I don't know. I guess, maybe Zach didn't, maybe he stepped away. No idea.

Fucking Google AI. His name is Patrick Mahomes. You're worthless. Cooper DeGene. Cooper DeGene. Yeah, DeGene, interesting. Yeah, de Jean, interesting. Yeah, the Google AI thing, like if I look something up, like what's the nutrition information of this food?

I find I have to keep like, it's just added extra scrolling to my search because I'll be in the middle of reading it and be like, that doesn't look like a reasonable amount of carbohydrates for this question at all. And then you see it and it be like, that doesn't look like a reasonable amount of carbohydrates for this question at all. And then you see it and it's like, oh, this just aggregated incorrect nutritional information on a sweet potato. Okay, I'll have to scroll down further and then click this

link that'll actually break it down. I do not care for that. I've been live streaming. My chat is convinced AI like changes the world, that it's a huge threat to like humanity's workforce and all and I'm like man I just don't see it. I feel like it's going to be the next Google search. It just sort of aggregates the information and spits it back out to you but it's not really changing the world. At least the part that we have right now. Yeah. And I've seen the images are getting a lot better.

I can see it eventually avalanche ring to where it's like they can actually replace programmers and coders and, you know, a lot of different marketing people, like they'll be able to just have that, but for now it doesn't seem there. And the, the only time I use it is on purpose. I accidentally get that fucking Google answer every time you ask anything. But the only time I use it on purpose is trying to make like funny pictures on Grok.

And that's it. And I can say like, it's absolutely better than it used to be if you like want Bowser dressed as a sheriff executing Luigi in an electric chair, which is something that I did. And like, initially it's like, oh, this looks terrible. A lot of these characters don't look right now. They're like on point, even like the L on the hat

is looking good. But I also see stuff- I was gonna ask you if real life images fool you yet, but you wouldn't know, right? There's no way to know. I did see one going around the internet over the past couple of days that seemed to fool a lot of people. It was like this woman, this young woman in like a milkmaid looking dress,

not in like a sexual context, just like her holding a basket of eggs and there's like chickens running around behind her and it looks like a farm thing. And as soon as I saw it, like I just went to the hands and I also like, I watched it a few times because I wanted to know. And as soon as I saw it, like I just went to the hands and I also like, I watched it a few times because I wanted to know. And sometimes things will like fade in the background and foreground, unnaturally, like the fingers will, or they'll morph. And after just watching it maybe two or three times, it was like, oh, okay, that left hand there, that's like a, she's got like no spheratu fingers, like a length of finger that's never naturally occurred, like just weirdly long,

but everything else looked pretty solid. Maybe a little light was off. And that was video. And that was video. Yeah. And so like I saw a lot of people also agreeing with me. They're like, yeah, this is clearly AI. You have to look here.

But it fooled, it seemed like it fooled more people than it didn't. And if it's getting this hard to identify some of these now, and by hard to identify, I don't mean like, if you sit there and watch it 10 times, you won't pick it up. But like, if you were to scroll past it, see it once, just the once over the way you would most videos, nothing will jump out at you immediately.

You're talking about Scarlett Johansson? No, the AI video is getting way better. The AI is changing. Did you see the Scarlett Johansson AI video that made the rounds of her and other Jewish celebrities denouncing Kanye? Oh, well, that one was very obviously AI. Well, it caused a lot of celebrities to address and it's getting a lot of buzz now, so it'll cause some legislation to come down, I'm sure. But did you see the, like, the people's movements weren't right? Their faces weren't right. The images on their t-shirt,

because it was a silhouetted middle finger with like a star of David in the middle of it. And so like as they were turning, like the image on the shirt isn't moving correctly. That one was super obvious. Yeah. And I saw it, it was funny. Whoever made that was like,

all right, we're picking Jews in Hollywood. Let's make sure that Woody Allen is in this video. And it's like, why the fuck did you pick this guy in your video? Taylor catches AI images really well. I only get it like, say there's a really pretty Asian girl and then the mic moves in front of her face and the prettiness drops and comes back.

It has to be that obvious for me to get it. Let me see if I can find this. Probably couldn't show it anyway. It just be an AI video. So nobody would tag us. I wouldn't think, right? That Twitter rant with Kanye was something for the ages. Like each tweet was more outrageous

and despicable than the ages. Like each tweet was more outrageous and despicable than the last. Just all sorts of blatant racism. And then every now and then he'd just take a moment to like rub it in. Like he'd say like eight anti-Semitic things and they'd be like, the three Jews that work for me still work for me. Ching, ching, ching. And then he'd move on to like something about honkeys. You know, it just went on a rant. It's great. Yeah. I didn't catch the part where you started crazy or calculated. Uh, he comes off as as crazy, crazy to me. Yeah. He's manic. Yeah. He seems very manic. That's probably a good way to put it because that you're right. It was a total just heel turn five different times where he'd

like fire off some jokes about fat people. And then it was back to Jews. And then it was white people are all racist and then back in the Jew area. And then another joke and then like something about music and then 65 HD videos of hardcore pornography with him being like, I like this one. Like literally, like this whole feed for a while, just like, I like seeing girls suck dick. How was this taste in porn? Pretty vanilla. It was one of those things where like, you know,

in a movie where, you know, someone discovers information that they think is gonna be, you know, terse or short, and then they scroll, and then they realize the extent of it, and they keep scrolling and they keep scrolling and the pages go by by, you can see that that that's what it was like going to his account because I saw someone saying like dude Kanye's like off the juice stuff now he's all on porn so I went to Kanye's account and I was like he's probably got like two porn pics up here scroll

down porn give it a strong wheel still porn I'm scrolling like just porn. You would never even, you would have to go down like three feet if it were a real scroll to find the juice stuff because he spammed so much pornography. He was the guy who like two years ago was posting shit like porn is evil. It's awful. It's bad for you and it destroys your soul. And now two years later, he's like posting half the content on Pornhub. Wait, Zach says Kanye is getting divorced? Zach, what's your source? I saw people saying that today. And then I also saw Milo Yiannopoulos, who I guess is close to him in some way, saying

like, oh, this is entirely nonsense. What is this? The sixth, the seventh time they've said he's getting divorced divorced and so who's to say Mila's often not access Bianca requested it So I assume Zach spoken to her directly Yeah, well, I'm gonna text You to text to Bianca sensory I'm gonna Google it we can yeah No, there were a bunch of like but it it was like a entertainment weekly style rags. So it wouldn't be the first time.

Shit, she said she's had enough. New York Post. I was hoping- The Shlostika shirt was the last straw. That's not who she is and she can't be associated with that. I'm a porn star, god damn it, not a nice they will see. I'm a whore. West allegedly responded that he has dominion over and he's selling those shirts. Where's he selling them now?

Kyle, you have to stay strong with me. We both have to wear the shirt at the same time. I'm not gonna wear the shirt. Well, you check your mailbox in a week. Wait, she turned 30? Time for an update. Yeah, she was 30 last time. Oh, no. That would be crazy. I'm disappointed because this means he's not going to have her even more naked somehow.

I mean, I'm not going to be able to see her naked. I'm not going to be able to see her naked. I'm not going to be able to see her naked. Yeah, she was 30 last time. Oh. No. That would be crazy. I'm disappointed because this means he's not going to have her even more naked somehow, you know, at the next award show. That makes me very sad. That makes me very sad. Let's all pray that the only reason that she's not walking around with like a My Little Pony

butt plug or a butt plug light as Zach posted there. That's also a good idea is that Kanye was holding her back. She's actually like an even bigger whore than we think. And Kanye is like, Oh, come on. That's tasteless. You can't go completely naked. Let's, you know, let's put this clear shower curtain on you. I mean, that's the thing they did, by the way, She went out and like a clear rain poncho. I saw that. That was kind of nice. Yeah, I probably sent those to you. You did. There's a couple of good subreddits. Bianca, sensory hub is where y'all want to go, by the way.

If you listen, you very much. That we looked at it on the show, actually. So it looks like esteemed journalistic organizations. The Daily Mail and TMZ says that the couple has split up. But the Hollywood reporter reporter equally esteemed says they are not. I think TMZ is pretty on the same. Who's to say? It doesn't seem like but usually these guys like they get their facts before they just make like isn't the Hollywood reporter and like TMZ they're the same tier.

Like, do you remember seeing those rags, checking out at the grocery store where it would be like Brad Pitt has AIDS, just like something that like- Cameron Diaz has alien baby. Yeah, Cameron Diaz has hidden family of 10. And it's like her with like Photoshopped bags under her eyes like like with a with a money satchel or something like stealing from applicants whatever yeah that's not TMZ is

like real journalism it's paparazzi journalism but they they pay a lot of money to their sources and they're often the earliest and the most accurate on this type thing. So if they're saying they're divorced, they're probably divorced or getting so. USA Today says they're not. I don't know what to believe. Yeah. A lot of people, who knows? Could have been a rumor.

Yeah. Mylianopolis says they're not. Well there you go. That's the horse's mouth or something. Horse's mouth. Mouth. Apparently he actually is like connected with Kanye in a pretty significant way. I didn't fully realize that. Milo's the one that said Laura Loomer bragged that Trump said it was the best BJ he ever got. Yeah, you got to take everything with many, many grains of salt here. I got to tell you,

I do want them to not get divorced if it means there's no more pictures of Bianca. I might lean in favor of divorce because there's another Bianca out there and she's only 25. We could reset the clock on this. And it is gonna be a blast to watch the drama unfold. I wanna hear about the settlement. I wanna know how much money she gets. I wanna hear Kanye be dissatisfied with how the court case goes and maybe who's behind it.

I don't know who he'll blame. It could be anyone, but I have a bet. I'm not gonna tell you what kind of lawyer she had. What people. It was a Jewish lawyer. Was a Jewish lawyer. I hope like Sir Robert Goldstein presides over the case. It would be a blast.

Well, Mr. Kanye. Goldstein here from Goldstein and Kike Associates. I've had a few discrepancies in your returns from last year, Mr. Kanye. Just wanted to pronounce it. Kanye. We're sentencing you to fight for the IDF. Although, like, you would think after he went through the Kim Kardashian ringer that he would prepare himself legally for another another divorce this time around But well, that's what the swastika shirt money is gonna go for you know the swastika shirt money There's no way he sold any anyway. What a maniac. I I just don't even know

See the thing is the kind of people who like Nazi shirts are maybe not Kanye fans That makes sense too. Those Venn diagrams are two circles. If you're a legitimate Nazi, who's like all about it, there's no chance you're like, oh, this hip hop artist is selling a swastika, let me do it. No, that guy's on spread shirt, doing it up his own. They make their own swastika shirts.

Yes. Yeah, that guy would probably be nitpicky about it. He'd be like, it's a wrong angle. It is. It is diagonal swastika, which I'm not a fan of. Wait, is that wrong? Right? Yeah, you picture those eagles with the little emblem under it. Yeah, those were diagonal. Those were diagonal. But what about the flag? Was it diagonal on the flag? I feel like it was always diagonal.

Yeah, it has to be. I'm picturing it in my head and that doesn't look right if it's. In every high school bathroom, they draw it like flat. We were playing a game that was kind of stationary the other day where we all had to draw. Someone else, someone wrote a sentence and then you had to draw it.

And it was something like that involved Nazi. So I had to draw a swastika and I can't draw a swastika. It's unreal, dude. It's four right angles. I don't know how he beefed it up that bad. That's how you know I'm not really racist. I have never drawn one before. I had no idea where to start. I couldn't even picture it. It was unreal. Kyle, like, he wasn't even fucking close. He's watched a zillion hours of History Channel. It's four right angles that all point in the same direction. And Kyle, like, was getting some of those wrong. So there's like an almost square in one corner where the tips don't touch and the other one's like too many angles. Yeah, I can't do it.

Can't do it, still can't. It was absurd. I do it backwards. I start from the top left and go flat across the top but I'm looking now, that's not right. Yeah, I don't think I would, like if you said draw one real quick, I wouldn't do it right.

I would do it right because it's just four right angles but I wouldn't remember to tip it the diagonal way. I could do it without the tip right now. I've just been looking at Nazi flags for a minute straight. I've tried it a lot. Let's all draw swastikas and hold them up. I love a swastika drawing contest.

Remember when I did that in Texas? That guy in Texas was gonna hold a Muhammad drawing contest. Yeah. I like that actually. That guy in Texas was gonna hold a Muhammad drawing contest. I like that actually. You're not allowed to be that big a snowflake that you can't have an image of your person. I saw a video the other day, I think what it was, is this Muslim guy had set up a booth like I'm a Muslim, convince me otherwise or something like that in the. And someone approached him and was like, I actually named my dog Muhammad. And I got a meltdown and attacked him. I got a meltdown attack and started beating him

right there because he said that. So he was like a very not chill Steven Crowder meme. It would be like a riot. I got called a communist and started just pummeling somebody. He's immediately pissed. Yeah, it's almost like he couldn't argue his point. Oh, you know, that's a way that we could always get a win on fish when we play that game in the hangout.

What? Don't give people ideas. One of our japonis will do that. I'm lost. So my sense will be like, you know, Muhammad walking on the beach. And so it'll just be the beach. That was a great idea. Suddenly he's got no fucking shot. It would be hilarious if like 15 of us all had the same prompt, but fish is not in on the joke. You would hate that. Muslims notorious bacon.

I don't even want to fucking hear it. I don't want to hear it. He's a bacon eater. He's a bacon eater. I've seen him do it. That's not cool. Nope. He's a bacon eater. I've seen him do it. That's not cool. Nope. All sorts of drugs too.

Fish gave me advice for my fish tank and it's the reason we're losing corals. I haven't told anyone yet. I've lost like a thousand dollars in coral. He told somebody because they told him. Yeah, I mentioned it in my live chat but that's just an intimate group of 120 people. Yes.

That got back to me. What happened? What did even talk to anybody. So we had a kind of algae called bryopsis that I don't know anything that eats it, but apparently fluconazole kills it. And we did it ourselves in the little tank like a year and a half ago and we lost corals and Fish was like, no dude, that's totally unrelated.

It's coincidental. Bryopsis kills it. We do it's totally unrelated. It's coincidental. Perhaps it kills it. We do it all the time. There's no problems. So I followed the instructions perfectly on the bottle. The big fish tank is not doing what the fish are great. And I feel like that's more of like, when a coral dies, like is that even a animal?

Like technically it is, but whatever. But it is the thing that we've been growing slowly for over a year now and we've lost so much progress. And yeah, Jackie said. It's Fish's fault. Well, ultimately everything's my fault. I'm the one who took the advice, but it wasn't great advice.

Would you categorize this, I don't know, as an act of terrorism? Does Tom Homan know about your coral? We need to tell him. Someone at Homeland Security should probably be brought into this conversation. I saw someone online refer to Tom Homan as having Tower of London medieval executioner for me with like that big homie. He's that that big face. Mexican catchers. Tations are. Yeah.

And someone was like, this dude looks like he should be dressed as an executioner in the Tower of London and 1602. And I was like, he does look like you should be dressed as an executioner in the Tower of London in 1602. And I was like, holy shit, he does look like he should do that. In that black robe with the rope at the waist and the hood. Like when the boss tells him like, all right, now cut off his toes. He's like, finally a better work. Let me get my toe clippers. I haven't heard about ice doings in a couple of weeks now.

Like there was a flash and some of the bullshit totals couple things. So some of the FBI has been leaking the information about where raids are going to take place. So there's been investigations into those leakers and they're going to be prosecuted apparently. And, um, what I saw that, uh, they are the DOJ, uh, filed lawsuits against several, um, sanctuary city mayors and governors that happened either today or yesterday, Bondi made the announcement. And, uh, but I think Eric Adams up in New York mayor of New York has been fucking, you want to talk about somebody who's actually being like cupped

politically mayor Adams was hit by D Biden's DOJ on all sorts of You want to talk about somebody who's actually being like cupped politically. Mayor Adams was hit by Biden's DOJ on all sorts of corruption charges. He's dirty, like all sorts of bribery. I think there was some sex stuff too. They confiscated all of his electronics. The charges are ready to go. The grand jury, et cetera. And the Trump DOJ says, hey hey seems like you're in a tight spot

Now, you know we were about thinking about sending the ice In to New York and really cleaning house. How would you feel about that? Oh, you would like that You'd make it you'd be able to accommodate us Well, I'll charge the drop no problem there and that so that happened and that's a now you got me Adams out there They're like you so why do you got it? I hate the Trump that is dirty politician free. He pardoned him, right? Yeah, well, no, no, no. He just stopped all the charges from going forward. He just like killed the charges.

Oh, better than pardoning really. Yeah, this picture. He looks exactly like one of those funeral pictures we were looking at. I thought that was a funeral picture. That's the real mayor Adams. That's him. I got it mic'd up.

Who's in the background? Is that a body? I don't know. Is he in a dentist chair? How did this get out? He's either getting his teeth whitened or some sort of eye procedure. Is some sort of laser procedure perhaps.

He's got those Morgan Freeman. Freckles. Freckles. Yeah. Every, every time he defrauds a taxpayer he gets another freckle. Wow. A glass of wine and a book. That's an actual dead person. And that's Mayor Adams. Yeah. So Trump literally went in and

muscled the mayor of New York and made him let ICE come in and and do their thing. And Trump brags about it. He's like, you know, some people have been accommodated. Mayor of New York, I think he's in line now, right? We got him in line? Good. Good. I just don't know. Like, he muzzled him? No, he let them off scot-free and like they made a corrupt deal together. We can fire the charges up any time though. It's not like he's pardoned. That would be like we gave him a thing that we can't take back and now we hope he does his end. It's like, yeah, keep it up mayor. Maybe those charges will never come to fruition or maybe they will, I don't know.

You know how charges are. As long as the deportations get going, like so far it's been bullshit. They're like, oh, we got 700 people today. It's like crank it up, get it going. I hear you, I said I hadn't heard anything about it and then I thought about it more. In my live stream chat, someone's school was shut down

because ICE was coming and like, I don't know, either they were letting the students escape or kids were too stressed, buy what you will, but must've had an impact if school was shut down. I wish I knew about like walkouts and things when I was high school age age because I would have been like Like what a flavor that free Tibet like just anything You just make it up you just making that work that's what I'm saying you just make up a walk in we had a

Japanese exchange student in our school and She wanted to walk right apparently she was really cool. Everybody liked her I didn't know her. She was a great older than me. And so that she wanted to walk and like experience an American high school graduation. That was her desire. But I guess she wasn't technically graduating because she didn't do like four years at her high school. She didn't meet the New Jersey requirements for graduating high school, but she was a great student. And the whole school did a walkout. I walked out, dude, a thousand people walked out. I wouldn't recognize this girl

if we were on the elevator together. And I'm like, free Suzuki or whatever the fuck a day was. Like let her walk. And the school buckled and let her walk. And then there was- I'm here playing dodge ball, cause I care. There was another kid who wasn't gonna graduate, but he was like a stoner loser. and he had missed more than the 18 days you're allowed to miss of school which is a lot

and they staged a walkout and the whole school was like look at those six losers out there. You did not get the same support. Wow try being a hot Japanese girl idiot. Exactly. Illegal immigrants can get driver's license in the state of New York. And that sounds insane to me. But on top of that, there's a law that says that the DMV employees have to warn illegal immigrants

if there's when they're running their paperwork, if there's any, if there, if ICE is after them, like if anyone's looking for them in the system, they have to give them a warning so they can get out of there. So it does sound insane to me, but then I'm like, are we registering the illegal immigrants? We're gonna need you to give us your illegal status

and your home address, round them up. Well, that's not what New York is doing though. They're just giving them driver's license so they can drive and they have been. They're being sued now by the Trump administration, of course. There's other states that also allow it. I bet they do it in New York City. Yeah, it looks like California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, DC, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, New Mexico, New York, Nevada, Utah, Vermont, and Washington. They will give driver's licenses to illegals. Insane. Ridiculous.

I wonder what their thought of it is. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm trying to justify it in my head to see if it makes any sense. Does that mean we have fewer uninsured drivers? If they can drive legally, even though they're illegal? I don't think people who break into the country are concerned with our insurance laws.

They're already committing a felony by being here. I think you're painting with a broad brush. Like, you know, if you think about people you know, probably have insurance and a license and all that stuff, even though they're here illegally. I mean, the people I know are here legally, so we all have to have that. Yeah, I don't know any.

Yeah. I don't know any illegals. No, no, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's good. He's one of them things. He's one of them things. He's one of them fellers. Now they're OK for now. For now, yeah. But either way, that's crazy to be giving government issued ID to an illegal immigrant.

Like that's that's insane. Like that's not what serious countries don't do shit like that. They're fine with giving the illegals ID. But if you ask them to get their voters to get any identification before they vote, it's like, oh, my God, that's so racist. How dare you? Yeah, they got to change that. That's fucking what do you think? A black man could just get an ID.

Do you know how many hoops and hurdles you have to have your photograph? You have to have a bill and an address and it's like okay and and know your social security know you're so you have to be a citizen usually i need the car the social security card or birth certificate something like that yeah they allow there's like 10 different documents and they want like a combination of three or four i think they're they almost gamify it but it's not as easy as like a utility bill in your set. I haven't understood the Democrats. 16 year old me did it on day one.

May I said it on May 9th. That day I had it wrapped up all wrapped up. Same. Not on May 9th. New Jersey was not efficient. They made me wait like you couldn't apply like for your permit or so. I wanted my license the day I turned 17 cuz Jersey's 17 and I couldn't get it I was like this two months later or something we were there as soon as the DMV opened and I I drove my mom's car for the test because I

Don't know why it was stupid because I had only driven trucks my whole life and I hit a couple of cones And I was like I usually don't hit things. I Was like this is not representative of my actual skill Now I crushed a couple cones even fucking I had my own car before I had a license and I drove it a lot. Thankfully, I never got caught. I took my driver's license test in my own car, a stick shift Volkswagen GTI. Nice. I took mine in a much less cool car, a 98, I want to say.

No, 99 Honda Accord. So I wasn't feeling that slick, but the giant fat lady who gave me the test was very sweet. And so I remember that I think I was in a 2002 Nissan Altima. Pretty sure. 2002. You from the future? It was brand new at the time. It wasn't the 90s when we all got our license. You have just a couple of 90s kids. I don't understand that about like this. Look, I get people kind of being in their cell phones. I'm in my cell phone. That makes sense. But

I don't understand the not wanting to have a driver's license and a car. And I know that it's like way more expensive than it used to be. And look, my dad would tell me stories when I was turning 16 about how cheap it was when he was a kid. It's like when we were 16, we just looked, go get a car. They were just there for the taking. You know, they'd be like a broke down car for $50 that you could put together enough that you and your boys could go to town and you know, like party or whatever. And then when I was 16, you had to have like, I don't know, five grand at least. Now I know it's probably 10 grand, but like, dude, my life's ambition would be saving 10 grand and getting my driver's license if I'm 14 or 15.

Like it would be so vitally important to me to have wheels when I'm 16 and be able to go anywhere. You know what I mean? Like it's a superpower. And it's amazing. It's so freeing. The horizon is suddenly open. No one can tell you no. You don't have to depend on anybody. There's no older sister or uncle or cousin who has to drive you to practice or the store or to a girl's house. Like God, don't y'all wanna get pussy? What's wrong with you people? Yeah, I was gonna say that.

You know how as an adult women like men with money, like that's an attractive feature in a partner. In high school, girls like boys with cars. Like that's an attractive feature in a potential boyfriend. Like you're gonna be able to go places, movies have a long time, whatever. You know something else I liked? It was like, man, mom's making green

bean casserole the night. That does not sound good. She cannot stop me from getting food on the way home. Someone's stopping at when I turn for gaming dinner. I remember I would do like childish, like when I turned 16 I remember one night. I went to every fast food restaurant in town There's only like six but I got all of their desserts and that's what I had for dinner Because I got my own car my own fucking money So I'm gonna get the cream pie from fucking a Burger King and I'm get the apple pie from McDonald's I'm gonna get a frosty from Wendy's and we got a Taco Bell get this Cinnabon things or whatever and I said dessert for

Dinner I brought it home. I'd as a what is that? I was like I got dessert from every restaurant in town because I'm a big boy and I do what I want It's like I don't want that power and also it's a fuck mobile You know feels good just a finger banging in in the back seat if you got one like like it's it's everything Even even if you don't have your own known in that elementary school parking lot at night Not at night and I shot the light out. So even if they were they couldn't see Taylor that's for that one policeman who rolled up Not at night. Not at night. And I shot the light out. So even if they were, they couldn't see. They couldn't see, Taylor. Except for that one policeman who rolled up.

Even if you don't have your own car, hopefully your parents would let you drive theirs on occasion, and you should still get the license. I remember a friend of mine who was in my grade, but the way our ages lined up, he was like nine months older than me, which when you're 16, nine months is like, like if your friend gets their license nine months before you, you feel like it's an eon of it's like, Oh my God, this is a whole, this is a whole school year. And I remember I had had my license for like six months and he still hadn't gotten his, which meant he was like over seven, like 17 and two or three months. And I just was like, dude, why don't you

get your fucking license? And he's like, I'll just get around to it. And it's like, okay, what you really mean is like me and the other guys are going to like pick you up and drive you like just why, why would you not want this? This is the first iota of actual freedom we're offered in life. And to not immediately pounce on it, I doesn't even register with there was a guy that didn't get his driver. This is how rare it was when I was in high school that I was a guy that didn't get his driver's license. This is how rare it was when I was in high school. I knew a guy who didn't have his driver's license. And it was like, what the fuck? Why doesn't Nick have a license? His dad has race cars. Doesn't his uncle racing go-karts? They're like a car family. There's extra cars around cool

cars are extra lying around and they're like oh yeah Nick can't really read that well. I was like what the fuck do you mean Nick can't read that well? You mean he can't pass a driver's test? He's like yeah there's like two words on the road. He doesn't like to talk about it and it turned out this guy that we all thought was a normie that had been like blending like like blending with the rest of us humans Didn't know what I'm fucking reading He was a grown ass and I don't think he ever got a driver's license Taylor when we graduated that motherfucker was still bumming Rides and I thought this is the epitome of a fucking loser. This guy can't get a job This can't get got this guy has to like he rides in his girlfriend's car. I want a double date with this guy one time

I'm driving and I'm thinking in my head like, you're lucky you're in my car. What would you do? Walk to the movies, bro. Like, what do you normally do? Yeah. It was pathetic. Like I couldn't believe

that he didn't have a driver's license. Yeah, it's inconsiderate to the people around him. Even the people I see, like all the poor kids had driver's license. I took driver's ed and the kid in my car, Ronald, was very poor. It was evident he was poor. He was evident He was poor yet. He had like three changes of clothes, you know

he couldn't make it through the whole week without wearing the same shit again and But he was he had a driver's license. He'd never been in it He'd never driven a car before there though because his parents didn't have a car So driver's ed was terrifying with that kid. I mean like I've been driving on a farm my whole life. I could drive drive like I've been driving. I would drive around the roads around our farm and stuff and up stick shifts and big trucks backing trailers up. I had done enough driving that I could operate a motor vehicle

and no one would notice and I'd never make a mistake when we drove down the road. This kid was a wreck every day. The coach had an emergency break and I just remember him bit we came to a fork in the road and there's a tree in the middle and it's go left or go right. You're not supposed to go right. Clearly we're going left. That's the curve of the road, but you could go right, I guess, but not the tree, Ronald, the tree, the tree. And he's and the

coach has to slam on the brake that he has on the passenger side of the car. And it threw me into the front of the car because I wasn't buckled up. And I'm just up there between them like, what the fuck happened? It was like 8 a.m. driver's ed. That's where it was when 9-11 happened. My favorite piece of early freedom, before driver's license in New Jersey at 15, you could get a moped license.

It was the nerdiest form of transportation. Nobody thought you were cool. No one confused them with motorcycles, especially as you get it going. But it was freedom. And I could go to like nearby towns and stuff. There was a pool hall on the mainland that you had to be 17 to get in the driver's license age. We would roll up on our mopeds, hide it so they didn't know know we were moped riders, and hand them our moped license.

And they didn't check the birth dates. They were just like, it has a license, must be 17. And we would play pool with our fake IDs. Hell yeah. That's not where the pedophile approached you, is it? No, that was a different, that is a good question. He had well aged out. Yeah, I was too old for that man at that point.

Yeah. Yeah, that guy was onto greener pastures. You damaged for that man at that point. Yeah. Yeah, that guy was on to greener pasties Damaged goods for him by that point. You're all You couldn't get your license till I'm ruined. You can't get Too many bows in New Jersey You can get a learner's permit at 16 and a half but okay drivers We do 15 for the learners in Georgia. So I drove us to that's what ours is. Like between 15 and 16, I would often drive us to and from school. Um,

like my dad would pick me up from school and he'd hop in the passenger seat or vice versa on the way to school. Um, but mostly like I had driven enough that the novelty was gone and like, I just knew how to drive when I was 15. And, um, I tried in my high school, there was a guy here and there, like in other grades, none of my friends, but they had Pennsylvania driver's license. Like maybe their parents were divorced or something.

And I was like, mom, I gotta get a Pennsylvania driver's license. She had no, she had no, but their license plate literally says, you have a friend in Pennsylvania. So I was like, mom, the writing's on the wall. I want you to bring a friend in Pennsylvania with an address that I could get a license there.

I bet you could have rigged something, right? If my mom let me, I could have. If she'd allowed you to use your friend's address. I think perhaps, right? Yeah, yeah, because that's not gonna matter for a kid, you know, ever anyway. I think it's like a misdemeanor or I don't even know if you got the wrong address.

How do you even prove your address to the law? Like, what do they want, a utility bill from a 15 year old? Yeah, yeah, I think you'd be good there. I think I had to go, I think my mom had to be there with me with a couple pieces of paperwork when I got my actual license. Like I couldn't have gone, like she had

to, well obviously she had to be there because if I would have driven myself they would have not been okay with that. I was not walking distance. I was, I wasn't either but I'd have made it happen. I'm telling you like that was, I had not wanted anything more. I skipped school that day. Like we did it that day, like on my birthday. And then afterward, my mom, my mom was always fast and loose with the rules and she was like, I was like, mom, do I have to go to school? And it was like, it was like 10, 05 AM, easily could have made it for most of the day.

And she's like, nah, have fun, just drive around. And so I was like, hell yeah, just drove around, like going like buy a diet Coke, drink all that, go to a drive-through, I'm totally alone, all my friends are in school. Right, and you're literally reminiscing about this now. Yeah, yeah, that was a good memory. On top of that, gasoline was so cheap then,

like not, and it's not just inflation, like gas was just cheap. I remember gas being like 90 cents or something like that for a long time So it you could just burn a tank of gas and you wouldn't care it was only 15 bucks or something like that I would I was guess was period and just drive Drive 20 30 miles to the mall and walk around the mall go to Lids and buy a hat and then drive 30 miles back to high school and do second period. When I got my license, we invaded Iraq for the first time.

I was like, God damn it. Why does it matter? Cause it raised the price of fuel by so much. It was like 40% or something. Oh, I said they were burning those oil fields on the way up. That's some of the most apocalyptic imagery ever. The burning Kuwaiti oil fields. There are some angles of sunsets through those that are just beautifully horrible.

You know, that sounds cool. They'll be there's half a dozen oil derricks just Gushing fire with the blackest black on top and then the wind is catching it and making it turn, you know 90 degrees and then that desert sun going down over the dunes is catching all that Fucking gas and fumes and the smoke and it's like filtering through the year Fucking gas and fumes and the smoke and it's like filtering through the year It's beautiful the way they put it out is wild, you know They just create such a large explosion that all the burns out I guess and then it just starts Going clean fuel and no flame anymore. I did it look like a dangerous job and the people that did it were men's men

So they just bombed the fire away No, it was more like up close and personal. Like in the fire they would have a cap kind of ready and then they'd put some sort of explosive in there. Kaboom and then quickly cap it. So that's cool. Do you know something about this? I don't know what they did or specifically what you're referring to, but I know a lot of times explosives are used to put out the fire part. It works in a couple of ways, but it eats up all the oxygen, for one thing, and it lets the fire get out

so they can more safely approach and cap. The Soviets used nuclear weapons to stop burning oil wells, not once, but like three or four times. Like they put nuclear weapons under the ground and detonated them to put it to like crush where the gas was coming from under the earth to the Oh, to like plug it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did it a couple of times. The Soviets are badass.

They didn't give a damn. Didn't give a shit. Post World War II, there was a big like move to industrialize the nuclear weapon. We had discovered this incredibly potent form of destructive energy, and was there any way to turn this toward mining or agriculture? Could we use it to cut a canal across vast territories and bring the ocean in to irrigate landscapes and so on and so forth? Eventually they just didn didn't thank God, because it just, just doesn't seem like a good idea. But I think the Soviets did some mining with nukes. They would, um, like open pit mining where they would bury the new could detonate it and all

the, the earth would flatten out and move away so they could find it. I bet it's quick. I mean, what else could be faster than detonating a nuke to make the hole you want bigger? I guess so. Is there a faster way? Do we, nobody trifles with that anymore? Probably against some, some law.

Yeah, there's a nuclear proliferation treaty. It's probably covered under that where it's the nuclear testing ban or whatever, because I don't think we can test them anywhere anymore. The last, there was one that went off like in the South Pacific maybe that no one owned up to in the 60s or 70s. Like a nuke went off after the ban treaty and everybody was like, whoa, because you can detect the radiation and a number of other ways. Like we know when a nuclear weapon goes off on this planet, it's something we're really good at. And we're like, oh, one went off, who was that?

And Roger's like, not us. And the UK is like, nah, man, we only got so many. And everybody's like, well, who then? And the French and the Israelis are like, not us. We're not the, you know, down here in the South Pacific making war. But that's what was happening. The French and the Israelis were working together

building nuclear weapons. Sneaky bees. Yeah. I didn't realize French was like not fully in NATO. Did you know that? No. I read, so they pulled out of NATO like not super long ago. If I make it up, it's like 2005, something like that.

And they're kind of in NATO, but they don't agree to be in the NATO command structure, if we ever do real war. They're gonna be self-guided. So, not in NATO. Well, I guess they're gonna be on the same side, but- But they don't take orders? Exactly.

Yeah, you have a Supreme allied commander and in situations like that It's probably a good idea that the left hand knows what the right's doing. But what do I know? I'm not a French warlord They're the best at it No idea never lost Well, they won a lot before they started they did they get too much shit for that. Yeah, they they were like the war guys across centuries in Europe. And then they like have a bad streak. And now everyone's like, oh, the French can't win a war.

And they're like, what's he talking about? Did you look at this 800 Yelp period? And it's like, okay, well, we're talking about now. How about the last, you know, you guys didn't fight the Nazis back as hard as a lot of people think you should. And then, you know, what's the excuse there? I guess the excuses. Hitler was like, we're doing a new thing called the Blitzkrieg,

whereas they can't even swallow their snails before the Savoy is over. And like that was basically it. They just stormed in, conquered them. This is a this is pretty cool right here. I learned about it like this week on Reddit. It's called the Puckle Gun. You ever hear of this? No. It can fire two ammunition types. You can fire round bullets for Christians and you can fire square bullets for Muslims. Okay. They hurt more.

That seems like they hurt more. The square bullets hurt more? Well, Puckle thought they did and he wanted to exact some pain on those dirty folk. So he invented his own weapon here, you can see. Wouldn't it just be way more inaccurate? I'm sure, yeah. So what the fuck? You want a conical projectile spinning. The Muslims are like pretending to be so afraid,

like, please don't only use the square bullets that miss on us. The curveball bullets. There was a lot of that though, the using of different types of ammunition depending on your enemy. So if a war, for a long time, if a war was going to be fought amongst whites in Europe, you would not use certain kinds of ammunition, but they would use sort of hollow point explosive ammunition when they went down to Africa say to fight the Zulu. It was a whole thing, it was a big discussion about the rules of war at the time. It says that he could shoot nine bullets a minute with the Puckle gun. Hell yeah. And that's like late 1600s so is that like excellent at the time I guess? Yeah for late 1600s.

Yeah. I'd say nine a minute. I got two dozen guns downstairs. I can do better than that. I didn't really even look at it very much. It looks like it's early 1700s. Okay, it's like a revolver. He's got a big revolver that's crank operated. It looks like an old school.

Three, four, five, six, seven. With like nine bullets in it. It looks like an old school Gatling gun. the picture I saw where it's like on a stand. Yeah, he's like a tripod mounted, very primitive Gatling gun with a large revolving cylinder on it. That's cool. But the idea of the square bullets

for the Muslims tickled me. What are, do you know like any lesser known inventors of other guns, Kyle? It seems like the kind of thing you might, like interesting guns that didn't take off. Any fun facts in that region? I like the special use guns, like the underwater guns and the space guns, because everything else is kind of very similar in its mechanisms and workings. There's that one electronically fired gun that was in black ops that has those rods that you stop in

Maybe something right? Yeah, something like that g11 That's kind of interesting because you've got like a powder charge You have a bullet and a powder charge and a bullet stacked in these rods and then you use electricity to ignite The powders that you want so you can have kind of infinite rate of fire almost because they know who invented that No, George Washington Carver. God. Yeah Some people say oh he wasn't even alive in 1965. Mm-hmm Soviets that had the underwater Weapon, it looks like a big nail gun you

know a nail gun has that clip of nails underneath sort of in front of your fist that you can see through the port it had that but long metal darts that were fired I'm sure by gunpowder but underwater the APS underwater rifles act if you bring that things fucking sick to look at and then the gyro Jet is another famous one Which is the space pistol that has the the bullets that have jets on the back of them and you're basically just a pistol that shoots jet Rocket bullets at people for space. I don't understand why that's required a regular firearm should work Perfectly in space perfectly fine. Yeah, I don't get the space thing.

I get the water thing here. Yeah, because this was shooting 4.7 inch long steel rods that apparently could penetrate much better than spear guns. That's a large casing it looks like to me. That looks like 7.62 by 54 casings or something. So a big powder charge. Yeah, it says it could shoot through a reinforced dry suit or a protective helmet or parts of breathing sets

and harnesses and small underwater vehicles. Does it say what the range is? Because like a traditional firearm, your range is probably three feet from the muzzle or something like that. Very short, or wait, this is saying underwater, ordinary bullets are inaccurate and have short range. You know what would work really well in space?

A silencer. Why? Because there's no sound in space. It would work great. You could really have a nice boondoggle there with some government contract. It's allowed, it's a blunderbuss, and it's still, full-color, 98 feet at a depth of 16 feet underwater. It would shoot effectively at up to 98 feet.

That's a crazy range for underwater. Yeah. And he'd be like letting you have it, you know, like he wouldn't be firing one and hoping he sniped you, you know, he'd be up, up, up, up, up, up. That'd be terrifying to find a way to die. The range? 98 feet at a depth of 16 feet underwater. I wonder what the effective range was, right? Like I've seen regular gun shoot underwater and they're really fast for like three feet and then at five, I feel like I could stop it with my skin. Yep.

So I wonder what, where did the deadly stop? I don't know. I mean, it's made specifically for deadly stop? I don't know. I mean, it's made specifically for that. So I bet they're pretty far. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of projectile, that long, heavy, lower velocity projectile

is what's going to do it. It's gonna keep its speed and go through you. That and those rape dolphins we trained, and we trained sea lions and dolphins to kill, to kill divers. And that to me is that I want that declassified. I want that movie. I want to hear about the James Bond of bottle-nosed dolphins

who like won the Cold War and we don't even know about it. Like they would send those dolphins, they would have them guarding ports, like naval ports, so that the enemy doesn't send some frog man in, the plant C4 on your trillion dollar boat. We've got fucking dolphins down there ready to kill. That's- Yeah, that's pretty cool.

They're trained to drown. They're not trained to like, okay, we trained a dolphin to attack. No, no, we trained a dolphin to fight. Like, it will come and pull your breathing apparatus off your mouth and push you down. Sea lions, we trained to do to fight. It will come and pull your breathing apparatus off your mouth and push you down. Sea lions, we train to do that too. I bet the Pentagon's funding that still. God, I hope so. I hope Donald doesn't defund that because that's where I want my dollars to go.

I want to fund the zoological warfare division of the Pentagon. No more cancer. Can you imagine their badges? It's like a sea lion and a dolphin like crossed across and they're both like, argh. Sorry Mozambiques, no condoms, but we have the most ferocious bottlenose dolphins on planet Earth. That's the kind of shit I really like. I like the idea that we've got this trillion dollar war machine and we do some

Cool stuff with all that extra monies that we just print I like the The whole there was this program It's what led to that Manson shit. What's the what's the secret program? They did on Manson with the LSD and everything the CIA What's it called? Oh? My okay, ultra so so the reason MK ultra got its funding is because we found out the Soviets had a similar program and the funding of that similar program, we had spies that found out how much money they were spending on their astral projection or whatever program. People finding things with their mind across the planet, basically remote viewing. And the idea of that, of course, is to find where the Soviet nukes are. If you can have a guy in a room in America and he can think really hard and tell you there are nukes,

you know, here, here, and here, and you can early strike those, that's what they were trying to do. And the Soviets one year spent like 50 million rubles on it to see if it would work. And then we found out the next year, they spent 300 million rubles. And we were like, oh shit, they found something that works.

Like they've got something they figured out. And they're like, they're in, they're in for a penny and for a pound now. Like we gotta get our program cooking. And that's where MK Ultra and a lot of those other like programs came from using the LSD and hypnotism, electroshock and a bunch of other experimental mind altering programs to sort of You know fuck with people. I'm sure there are many branches of it

It's the the idea is that what they were doing to Manson involved like a Manchurian candidate type Brainwash where you would have an assassin who doesn't know he's an assassin. So you could leave a torture or anything out of him. He doesn't know it because you've created a segmented version of him, like on his hard drive, Ronald McDonald. And then boom, yeah, he's assassinating some Soviet leader. Yeah. That was the, that was the premise of winter soldier, which is one of the very few, uh, good Marvel movies where, you know,

the guy's got a whole code phrase that if you read exactly what he like fucking goes into murder mode, he'll do whatever you want. Have you seen the Family Guy where they make fun of that? Where like Meg is a secret soldier and they're trying to figure out her code phrase and the handler is like, it's something that no one would ever say to ensure no slip ups. I love you. Peter gets the piece of paper and he's like, gee, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet. I don't think it was an Italian family when they wrote the bit first though, was it?

What made it to TV was the Italian family, but who's to say? Maybe they workshopped a little movie theater reference in there or something. That's because the Italian people are known for their resiliency, their sense of humor, and their volume. And their volume. They're loud people. Yeah. Talking with their hands. Very loud. Excellent food. Well, the chefs, the food out does the criminality. I think so. Yeah, that's one thing that gets lost on some people. I know during the time

the Sopranos was really cooking, there were people who, and I think maybe it's why David Chase wrote that into the plot to some extent. There were people who thought it was anti-Italian. They're like, you're portraying Italians in a bad light. And you've had characters in the show who were sort of saying that about mobsters and the love of the mafioso and the gangster movies. They're like, this is us in a bad light. And on the other side of that, though, all of the law enforcement seemingly were Italian. All the good guys were Italian. There are more upstanding Italians in the Sopranos than there are bad Italians.

Tony's doctor is an Italian. All of his doctors are Italian. Yeah. Well, they're very insular in Tony's area. Because it seems like the Sopranos and all the bad Italians, Italian is like core to their essence. You know, the food, the accent, the whatever. All the good Italians are just Americans.

Wonder Waps. Wonder Waps, yeah. Wonder Bread Waps, that's what he called them. Yeah, Wonder Bread Waps. Yeah. Yeah, well, there's that, I remember that one guy who was an annoying character, like Melfi's a professional friend, like at dinner,

who was like, oh, they're showing Italians so bad. They stopped reporting on only the crime stuff. We do better stuff. And he was just being like an Uncle Giuseppe. You ever hear, you know what a banana is? I do. My friend's a banana. Yeah. Where you're Asian, but you behave in a stereotypically white fashion. I know that one. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside is a banana. Yeah. Yep.

I don't know if it's derogatory or not. It's in his Tinder profile. That's because he is looking for white ladies and he wants to let them know that there's going to be no kung fu or stir- rice that he's a good one of them. He's like no ethnic this I have no ethnicity I am Asian though hello ladies that's what that means. I'll even muscle down some dairy I won't like it I'm gonna have the shits but I'll do I'll have the white cuisine a bunch of dairy. Yeah I'm glad that we're evolved enough to be able to process dairy. Dude, huge shout out to the European ancestors for going hard on cheese for so long.

What's the next step in that? Okay. Like think so. So we can process lactose or lactate, whatever it's called. And, and, and they can't like certain groups can't. So that to me is like, we have, we have, um, evolved. Conditioned ourselves for that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we can do that now. What what's the next step? What's another thing that we could evolve or adjust to be able to to eat or be able

to tolerate what's like that? We like not a sci-fi. Honestly, there's an ability I wish I had that other people do. I got sunlight. Sunscreen my friend, what are you doing? Come on. Sunscreen is a problem and only lasts for a few hours. If I spend the whole day in the sun, like a paragliding day or something, that's true. It's a challenge. And if there's water involved, like paragliding with the boat towing or something, like it's reapplying is an issue. If I could natively handle sun, and by the way, when I turned 60,

people are like, what are you 40? That's dope. I wanna be able to drink salt water. Oh, that would be actually useful. That's a good, there's some animals that can like handle salt water. So I want us to be able to do that. Something about that.

I'd like to be able to eat food as hot as the Thai people do. That's a good one.. That's that's yeah, you can just eat a spicy food. I don't think they're genetically predisposed to that I think they are culturally indoctrinated to that and so because there's been times in my life where I remember I got really into This Indian place and I got real fat eating it and every day I'd eat it and it was like 2800 calories a plate and I would get it hotter and hotter and hotter and I would bring a towel to the the table because I was going to need to blow my nose so much but after like three months of that I was much fatter and I could eat that shit no problem and it was like Thai hot or Indian hot I wanted it like their version of hot and every bite was just an inferno of deliciousness.

So I think you can condition yourself. I look at it like take it. Like ate at this Vietnamese place. They serve pho, I think you pronounce it. Yeah. It's not spelled like that, but anyway, I'm a mess. I'm needing extra napkins. I'm crying, my nose is running.

And then they're like, you know, do you want it hot? And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, white people hot or Vietnamese hot? And I'm like, slow your is running, and they're like, you know, do you want it hot? And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, white people hot or Vietnamese hot? And I'm like, slow your roll, white people hot. I'm still a mess. It's an embarrassing thing to drip that much from eyes and nose at a restaurant by myself. I had to go to the bathroom once at a Thai restaurant.

I had to leave the table and go to the bathroom at a Thai place one time with my girlfriend and just like blow my nose and wipe the tears away because my Penang curry was so fucking hot. I like really hot curry. Like hot wings or something like that, I never get overly hot. But if I get Indian food or Thai food, I want some pain involved, I guess. That's the number one problem I have with most restaurants, chicken wings, is that they bitch out and they go too heavy on the butter or something.

And they're not, there's not enough kick to it. Like you have to like request. Yeah. I don't even get them hot. I was medium. Oh, if they have an option, I picked whatever the hottest wings are. As long as it's not one of those places, like, uh, no, I I'm adding in a little addendum here.

If it's one of those places that's like the fuck your asshole, like, like where they're like trying to do that, I feel I'm not gonna get the meme wings where they're they're replacing flavor and goodness with spice. But if they have like mild medium hot, I'm always going to go hot. They're hot wings. So you ever been to Zaxby's? Do you have that there? I actually Yes, I have been to Zaxby's? Do you have that there?

Actually, yes, I have been to Zaxby's. On the way home from a trip, I stopped at Zaxby's and I got some stuff. Zaxby's wings flavor is like, it goes like wimpy. I think that's the lowest, it's called wimpy. And then there's tongue torch. And, but then there's either nuclear or insane. And I never know which one's the hottest. You know what I mean?

I'm like, nuclear or insane. One's a state of mind or the lack thereof. And the other is nuclear. It's hard to get hotter than that. The only times I've gone to Taco Bell and like the past years, like the thing that would entice me to go back is like, oh, they have that Diablo sauce now. Cause they used to top out at just hot.

No, it's not that hot. It's a fucking fast food sauce. It's just one level above their regular hot. And if you like, if I would get home with my meal and they forgot to put the sauce in there, it's like, what's the point of even eating this? This is like weird borderline flavorless at this point. I've gotten either the nuclear or insane before from Zaxby's

and it was inedible. It was so spicy to me. It was like, well, I just can't eat that. Like that's not food anymore. It's, I'll forge ahead. See, you don't have to stick to it of this when it comes to eating spicy food really fucking hot but I Think I Think Zaxby's is the only like chicken place that's of that caliber that does wings like that. That's what definitely sets them apart I'm a big fan of Zaxby's. I know wings of redemption also big fan of Zaxby's I I think they're better than any of the competitors. Like Cane's, Cane's is bullshit. I kept hearing people talk about how good Cane's was,

and then a while back I went and tried, no. Raising Cane's chicken is garbage. It's garbage chicken. I wouldn't say it's garbage, but it's never a place that I'm like, I'm gonna go out of my way or crave it. Like it's just, like I'd rather have a chick-fil-a sandwich than Cane's.

It's just boiler I'd rather have a Chick-fil-A sandwich than Cane's. It's just boilerplate chicken tenders. Like they're nothing to write home about. I don't like their sauce either. Their sauce is not good. A lot of those wing places where they go too heavy on the mustard aspect of the sauce. I don't like that because then it's more mustard. Not like I like mustard as a flavor. I like the vinegar. But I like the vinegar, but I like the

vinegar. But any kind of spicy wing, you're going to get vinegar in there because that's the base of it. And so I'd rather have more spice than more mustard. Answer me this. What do you dip your nuggies in? Depends where I'm eating. Like a McDonald's nug. Why would you? That's no, an actual decent chicken nugget, a Wendy's nugget. Oh, if I get nuggets anywhere, I ask for a buffalo if they have buffalo. So just the hot buffalo sauce, barbecue. If it's available, honey.

That's a good move. McDonald's honey, when I was a kid, when the hamburger happy meal, extra pickles, extra mustard. I said that 10 000 times and that was my order and um and i would always like that little packet of honey because my sister would get the nuggets and she'd be dipping those nuggets in the honey i was fuck can't i have both but i did i did my fries in the honey and i thought that was killer so that was the top tier choice. Yeah. McDonald's honey is probably like sweetened honey.

You look at the ingredients of that honey and the number one ingredient will be sweetened with a corn syrup and then honey will be the second to fucking ingredient. And then there was ospates. I even consider that, but I wouldn't bet against it. Yeah, there's no way they're going to some apiary and getting fresh honey. You know they do that in their Coke and Sprite, right? McDonald's Coca-Cola and Sprite? I think I've heard that.

They make their sodas sweeter and more calorie dense than they're supposed to be. McDonald's Sprite? Dude their Sprites are great. Yeah you've never had a Sprite like that because it's not supposed to be that sweet they add extra syrup to it. I love a good McDonald's Sprite. They know you do. They put the perfect amount of salt on those fries so that that sugary Sprite is going to satiate you in a way that it tickles your little pleasure bone in your brain and you keep that golden arch. You're making me want McDonald's. I don't even like McDonald's that much. Just get the fries, get yourself a small Sprite. What's a small sprite. You mean quality? Taco Bell.

Okay. I disagree on that. Taco Bell is the lowest quality. They don't have anything in that kitchen other than the rice and the cheese that is really food. Everything else in that Taco Bell kitchen is disgusting. You both make strong arguments. I like Burger King.

I think their burger patties are superior, way better than McDonald's. McDonald's uses that dirty Australian beef. You don't want that. I don't care. There's something off about Burger King. I got the mad cow down there. Don't like Burger King. If there's a McDonald's and a Burger King next to each other, I'm picking McDonald's 10 times out of 10. I'll see you at the playground then because I'm heading over to, and I'm gonna have it my way. You're gonna have it your way? Well guess what? What playground are you gonna be on? Because I'm gonna be in the Playhouse. I'm gonna be in and I'm gonna have it my way at the end. I'm gonna have it your way. Well, guess what? What playground are you going to be on? Because I'm going to be in the playhouse. I'm going to be in the Ronald playhouse and you're going to be sitting next to him. You saw Ronald playhouse. The only place that I know that still runs a playground is Chick-fil-A because they know their clientele. That is really sad. I never, I'm not the clientele of the play around in the

McDonald's playhouse anymore. And so yeah, I bet it's been the better part of a decade. COVID killed them. COVID killed them. The ones that were still up, COVID took down and nobody's going back into that ball pit to clean it back up. The one at my, I had a birthday party. It was never clean. That was part of being a kid. Dude, you play in that ball pit and, but you go up top and there were these tunnels to crawl through and each end would have a different porthole to look through. And it was hot as hell up there. And the smell, the smell of that hot plastic, that hot plastic made it,

had a smell to it. And you'd look through that scratched up. Um, it looked like the headlight of an old tourist window and sort of see your parents stand there and you turn a wheel that did almost nothing. It would turn a propeller that also did nothing outside of the opaque wheels. And look, look, do you see? Do you see? And, and, and that was, that was childhood wonder. Right.

It was. Do you remember the, do you remember the, the, the letters on blocks that you could spin and it would be like a row of four and it would all be ABC or like ABCD. And so there's like really not much you could fucking spell. That sounds like some special ed stuff. We have anything like that. It was up there in the, I remember, I remember crawling around and what you're describing, it has that, that submarine porthole. They would have stuff where you could like slide like those doctor's office toys, where you would slide the thing on the bar or you would spin the letters.

And then it would always smell like it would always smell like feet. There was always something bad. What could you make the playground say bad? I'm going through my ABCD options is the best word I've got. That's probably about it. Like you could say bad or bad or you couldn't say bad cat. Okay. Well, there's a T in there. And do you remember like the shoe cubby? How much the shoe cubby area smelled weird? I think Conspiracy to inoculate children to viruses the McDonald's playground it worked like do you remember like your parents? I remember my dad like clearly having a an almost visceral gross like disgust to the playhouse and most visceral gross like disgust to the playhouse. And like I didn't get it when I was like five.

I was like, what are you talking about? If my father had germaphobia based on a playpen, he didn't impart it upon me as a child. It was just a playpen. I missed those. That was fun part of childhood. I had a McDonald's birthday party one year. They used to McDonald's make cakes.

Why don't they still do that? You know, it always smelled in that playroom like a kid vomited two hours ago. It always had a sawdusty vomit smell. I think I went to a better McDonald's. I'm sorry. I think you probably did go to a better McDonald's the way you're describing it. Better than a St. Louis McDonald's you think? It was owned by a white lady. I remember a very multi-ethnic McDonald's. A real UN McDonald's playing around with the other kid. That was so much fun though. That was the biggest reason to go to McDonald's. I want to go to Burger King and sit there like a schmuck while my friends are eating nugs playing. Burger King had a playpen too they had gravel at the base of theirs it was cool I don't remember Burger King ever have any ours did not like a low-class Missouri Burger King I'm starting to think you went to like Burger

Prince or something like that's why you got these low opinions of the Burger King ever since I saw that dude being incredibly racist on that flight wearing the Burger King crown, I just felt a little like closeness with the brand. You just, you empathize. We should probably wrap. Yeah, we should. Going in the right direction. Let's wrap it. Check out our responses in the description. PKA 739. My hair's been on point all episode. Looks great.