Painkiller Already - PKA 741 W/ Wolf: The Cathedral Of Debauchery

Episode Date: March 1, 2025

PKA 741, doing just the boys tonight, Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by Bluechew, Lock and Load, and our wonderful merchandise. How are you gentlemen doing? I suck. You suck? Did you have a problem with the gaming again? Yes. But it's not just the game.

So I live streamed today and I yelled at somebody and it's still ringing in my head a little bit. I don't like game suggestions. No streamer likes game suggestions because what it's saying is, I don't like the game you're playing, please play something else. And no one wants to hear that. It's like, dude, if this isn't,

it's not, your attendance is not mandatory, but don't come in here. And if I did change the game based on a suggestion, then there'd be another suggestion later right no one's gonna like not every other okay I'm already tilted because I'm doing this thing where I like cosplay as characters in the game and beat the game as people from the game and they're not well suited to the problem like I'll have a slash weapon against a suit of armor and when I hit the boss Like one pixel of his health goes down and I'm like am I gonna have to hit him 275 times without getting hit back?

I can't do that. I'm not that good. That's too hard And I'm just tilting and tilting and then it wasn't the game suggestion that happens 200 times a stream It was that I said like, you know game suggestions he's like, I wasn't suggesting a new game. I was just saying that you might like this other game more. Can't you see the difference? And that's when I fucking go full blue shirt. I'm like, no, no, I can't. You fucking, I attacked him directly and personally.

I told him that his inability to ever admit that he was wrong would mean that he was going to end up unhappy and alone. Meanwhile, this guy's like at work on an Excel sheet. He's like, who's he? Yeah, is he out of me? But it doesn't end there. Like, just walking to the show, call it, you know, 15 minutes ago, my laptop was still plugged in. So I walk away and the cord comes out of the wall and stuff.

I didn't do anything horrible. And I was just like, defeated. The best version of me goes, ah heck, no big deal, right? You know, like that. But I was like, mother trucker, if one more thing happens today,

I'm gonna murder an animal Because the cord like held you up a little Because I yanked the plug out of the wall that has the like big white apple like thing Yeah, it slams to the ground and drags a little bit and I was just like and Jackie goes don't worry about it I'll fix it for you and I'm like Thank you Holding it all in. You're on a razor's edge.

You need a new game. I just downloaded a new game. I'll hate it. It seems like it's testing me out. Turns out that viewer was right. You did need a new game. Kyle, I don't know how much longer we can be friends. Did you pick the game that he suggested for you no

Popular that no one wants to see But he's constantly poisoned for pet Three which I understand is a very difficult game to play. I remember I think maybe I've seen wings play that before And everybody was making a big deal that he was quite good at it or something like that. Oh, I don't know. But no, that'll be fun to see you play another game. I think they're very similar.

Like right, the, the, the pairing and the reposting. People in my chat have said that I should be very good at that game based on like the things in Elden Ring that I like most. What I'm going on about Elden Ring. I can do this for four hours, but what I really, really love in that game

is dodging and punishing, right? I want a boss who wants to fight me. Do you wanna be nose to nose, chest to chest? Bring it, that's my favorite thing. What I hate are dragons that fly in the air and blow fire all over the ground. Like that mechanic frustrates me. If the hardest thing about beating the boss

is getting to the boss through all of his area of effect damage, I'm pulling my hair out. But if he wants to fight me with swords ideally or hammers or halberds or whatever, I love it. And I'm expecting Dark Souls 3 to have a lot of that. We'll see how it goes. No, that makes a ton of sense. Because when I see when I see a boss that like you said, is just some hot chick with the

top of her face invisible, like pumbling you with a whip and a sword or something like, okay, I get this. But then I see like a giant or a dragon, like you said, and it's like, I hate this, I would hate this so much to die to like the ground vibrating, or to die to like roots coming up and grabbing me because I didn't move go left instead of right I really hate when bosses have all those Area of effect the grounds turning into a wave that I have to time just right kind of things I just want to fight I

Think I think I don't like the the dodging and the pairing either which is the whole core of that get that type Of game, but I think you would love I'm surprised you don't want to play multiplayer And play like mortals. Is it called she'll read? Yeah chivalry. That's what it's called You should do that one because because when you went a fight in that it's another dude that you're punishing and and yours You you're you're so good that I Feel like a lot you pick it up. Maybe I get good at it quickly I think you'd be punishing people right away I know I'm bad at it and I still like would get a few kills and it would be fun to play

But I've seen people play it that are good and it's like what must that feel like I watch a commentary and the guys like you can see this guy right here. But nobody's doing, he's dead. Oh my God. What are you doing? What car walking through people and like his skill has allowed him to be like a guy from a movie in a sword fight where each opponent is just nothing to him. And like the space Marine. Yeah. Very rarely is he actually challenged. And if he is, it's probably five guys fighting him at once or something crazy.

And even then the good players can do it. And it's one of those games. Like, I don't think that, like, I know you can get better armor, better weapons, but I don't think like your baseline health is better. And a lot of it's like cosmetic and it's like, you know, when you're seven or eight years old and you watch like a medieval war movie and you imagine yourself in medieval war movie and you imagine yourself in that child's brain of like, and then I dodge this and then I go, and then I pair. I have some development to do.

And then in real life, it's like, you just get smoked. But in this, if you're really, really good, like I watched a highlight clip of a guy, uh, I guess they have these lobbies where it's just everyone in what looks like kind of an army encampment. And you just kind of run around and you can hit some button and tell some guy like, Hey, you interested in going right now. And I guess this guy had challenged like everyone because he's like backing up stairs correctly. Like you can see him like Perry with a special kind of Perry.

So this guy's sword slides down and he's out of the fight for a second. And then while that's happening, he stabs another guy in the throat and backs up more and then jumps off this little parapet thing onto the ground. And like, it looked fun because every single one I've watched my friends who suck at it play and they're the horde of orcs that are getting fucked up. And so I would really think that lends itself to your skill set as far as deflecting blows and whatnot. Let's see. Apologies. I'm sorry. Oh, you're good. They're right. Mike, little like your Mike testing. One, two, three testing. Give it a little nap. Tap your mic. Can you not hear me? We just tested it. We can, but it sounds kind of echoey.

It's very echoey and tiny coming in. Is that the right mic? It sounds like it's going bong, bong, bong. Really? But it's very tinny. Weird because it's a brand new mic. Now that you're closer to it, maybe it is the right mic. Maybe just step close. Maybe point it towards yourself.

You're talking to the side of the mic. Maybe it's a front address Mike No, doesn't one two, three four Doesn't one two three four. I have done this before Jesus if you turn it towards you like down and towards your mouth Yeah, here's acts gonna take you back on You know worked out. Yeah, join join Zack and Zach will get it fixed for you. All right. But anyway, yeah, chivalry seems like a fun game. You got a migraine?

No, I'm fine. Okay. Oh yeah, you're on edge. Unenthused. That right now, we're about to get twice a day blue shirt. Unenthused. Right now we're about to get twice a day blue shirt. We can't be doing that. I know you avoid salt for blood pressure and we can't be allowed to spaz.

Spaz about Mike stuff after that. After that cunt so rudely told you, hey, you might want to enjoy. You might enjoy this game. Actually here I'll send you a coat. Wait, is it talking about me? I'm gonna pop into my favorite host of my favorite podcast. I just arrived.

I didn't hear any warnings about this. You might enjoy this game. In my defense, the first word of the description of the video in all caps is no game suggestion, please. When you type in the thing to chat, the rules come up. The number one rule is no game suggestions, please. And then he went past all that. And it's just that I'm gonna get game suggestions

wall by wall now. I feel lucky to have gotten away with my chivalry suggestion here. You guys get a pass. I'll hush up, I'm sorry. You play what you want. What is it? Is it vibes as I'm sorry. You play what you want. Is it vibe says I hate this street. And when you hear that like 200, maybe even like 1000 times on a busy day like it. It's

a lot. Yeah. No, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you would like that though. I just like the you have a skill that would translate to it so well and I love beating people in multiplayer games so much and it's rare that I'm good enough to do it like especially that well but I think you could be a pub stopper at like morta or chivalry or something like that possibly I'd love knowing that everything that goes right and wrong in the game is my fault or to my credit I don't want to win or lose because of latency or lag or some Weird little glitch of unfairness. I watch what PvP looks like an Elden ring. It's quite bad, you know you

That guy clearly missed that guy and hit him anyway, and on one screen you see one thing on the other screen You see another. It's just a game that has timing so precise. It's not a network game, according to me. That makes sense. We're about to play or begin, as a Baldur's Gate playthrough with me and Scumm. And I'm gonna see if some more people wanna join,

but they have to understand going in, this is going to be a long session. Like this is probably gonna be a hundred hours or something. So like like are you planning a full completion run? Well, yeah, I don't start if I'm not gonna finish actually can I interrupt? I had that same question You're gonna finish but are you aspiring to 100% the game? I don't know enough about blodders. Yeah, that's you can I I don't know enough about blodders. Yeah, that's you can I Don't 100% it but I go pretty deep like like I would say I 90% it and that's really saying a lot Maybe I don't even 90% of the game so goddamn big but I Take my time and I play through as many missions has come to me what I don't do is like

I don't want to do that mission. I'm like, I want to do them all. And I want to, even the bad ones, I want to do them. I want to kill the frog people and the fish people and the, you know, Are they inherently evil or you just hate the way they seemed inherently evil. It was kind of, it's kind of like a joke encounter, but they like come from the, the murky depths, like a, like a anime villain, like real quick with some ice spells. Sounds like Jar Jar Binks PTSD type of scenario. You sound better Wolf. Thank you.

Yeah. How's it going Wolf? Oh, you know, it's, you know, the apocalypse up here in Canada. That's the 51st state issues. It's a little bit of this, a little bit of that. What are you talking about? You guys won the championship match of the four nations tournament. I would think everything's looking up.

No, honestly, everything's cool. It's actually an election here right now for premier and all this stuff. So we know is it a lot crazy. So Trudeau like pulled out. He's he's gone gone, right? He's not going to be the next. Well, he's no, he's still prime minister. Technically, he's just not going to rerun

OK, next term. But they're kind of trying to find a replacement type of scenario. So. I don't know how Canadian politics work very much, but I my understanding is that the Conservative Party was ready for a a title wave win. What do they call it? Not a landmine landslide landslide. I couldn't get off landmine and I knew it was wrong. Landslide isn't unlike. Thank you so much. So the conservatives were all set up for a landslide win, a changing of the guards. And then with the tariff talk, the conservatives look less popular. What are you seeing?

So the essentially they pulled a Biden Okidoke. So the PP Pierre Poliev on the conservative side, he was looking good. Like he was looking he had like 70% advantage with Trudeau being doing things so badly, right? And so when Trudeau pulled out and the next guy was getting ready to go, all of a sudden it completely reversed because the next guy looked a lot more sturdy than Trudeau did. And then when Trump started talking about terrorists and all this stuff, everyone started getting back behind Trudeau again. So it's like the liberals are

like feeling themselves right now again. Right. So is Trudeau not running again because he's out of terms? Yeah. He's still technically prime minister, again? Because he's out of terms? Yeah, he's still technically Prime Minister. But he said he's not going to run again. And they're kind of, he's staying in power until they get a replacement for the Liberal Party. Could he run again? Or is it like he's done it? I mean, something and then he's out.

I'm honestly not sure about that thing. I'm actually more in depth when it comes to politics in Canadian because that's what I was in school. It's like for him to run now. Yeah, he's not going to run anymore. Even if you tried. Don't you guys have an election date set? Well, there's a, I guess we'd call it like a state or do the provincial election today, but that's not federal. So it's like, it would be like, finding state representatives as opposed to full on federal election today. So that's what they're trying to do today.

Most countries don't have like a three or four year running period like we do. So I'm like, how do you decide in a mere six weeks who you like? It's, it's complicated. It's weird. It's you have the two different parties and it's like it's like like I said I know more about American politics than I do what's up here But again, I pay more in American taxes because I have more businesses in America than they do Canada So it's come I'm kind of weird. So I'm like, you know, okay I play both sides like are you guys like America that you only have two parties or are you like Europe

where there's like a, like, there's like four parties here, but there's three powerful ones. So who's the liberals you have the NDP and you have the conservatives. Who is the fucking losers? Who's the loser party that has nobody party that has nobody? The Green Party. What does the Green Party want? Why are they getting trounced? They're like, they're just like an entry level party and you know, they're like the environment hippie and this type of thing and they have like three seats in a house of 300 people or something like that. So it'd be like our libertarians. Yeah, yeah, sometimes win a thing or two, but yeah, one of the

majors, the best place to be as the politician is you're like, guys, this is rough and I'm definitely, definitely going to work hard to fix it. And meanwhile, you're just gaming. You're just doing whatever you want. Cause you have no, I don't know why parties want to be empowered so much better to not be, oh, is there a measles outbreak?

Not my fault. Who's had this job for nine days. Is that the measles outbreak? It's like being a backup goalie or a backup quarterback. Like you still get all the prestige for the most part, but you don't have to worry about anything. Like being Tom Brady's back. Who did Tom Brady have a consistent backup when he was killing

it for so many years? Cause that's the best job of all time. Just sit back and write. I know the name. It would have been Brett Favre's backup, right? Didn't he play like every game for 12 years in a row or something like that? Aaron Rodgers, wasn't Aaron Rodgers his backup?

I have no idea. Maybe at the end, I don't know. But Brett Favre was known for never missing a game. I don't I don't watch much sports. Unfortunately, it's you didn't even watch your your great nations team play. I was trying to beat up Ninja Turtles and Call of Duty. I was like, yeah, I get Ninja Turtles and that shit now. Oh, it's horrible. It's hard to get out of here with that. I can't I can't.

Oh, I thought you were I thought you were joking. Are you serious? Oh, you didn't know that they have Ninja Turtles skins now and and I'm more not warzone, but Black Ops six. That's stupid. I feel like that should put a bullseye on your back. Everyone should go out of their way to kill Ninja Turtles. But they're so easy to kill, though, because like they have this massive

signature that you can you know what I mean? Like it's double the size of a regular skin. And I and you want to hear something weird that most of you guys would know that I am like one of the biggest Ninja turtle fans of the world. Like I'm huge in this world, not the comic, not the cartoon Ninja turtles though. Like I have like the number one comic book, have number, like number one to 10 of the original Eastman and layered comic where like the ninjas the turtles were actual ninjas killing people and stuff What's the origin of splinter that that you like which which or which splinter origin do you prefer?

um They're pretty close to the the I think that cartoon is he used to Live with a rat and the car to the, the, I think that cartoon is he used to live with the pet rat. And the cartoon is the pet rat? Yeah. And his owner is a ninja and the little pet rat who's not a mutant at all.

A standard pet rat is in the rat cage watching the ninja master going, wha ha ha! Exactly. Doing the kata. So then when he gets the ooze on him, he's like, woo woo woo woo, oh shit. Now my joints actually are ready for a little kung fu and I already know it So he becomes a kung fu master and that they kept they kept that in the cartoons, right?

But yeah, the actual comics were like not for kids Like it's like it was actual killing it was blood everywhere. They all the turtles they wore the same red mask They didn't have different colors and they weren't cute and pizza and all the stuff like differentiation smart though. I like that. Yeah. Well for the average viewer, it makes a lot of sense marketing wise, but the comic bro was hardcore. Like they had, they had different issues for each character. Like Raphael had his own separate issue. They had an,

they had an episode where we're getting April was raped and stuff and Raphael had his own separate issue. They had an episode where, again, April was raped and stuff and Raphael went to the killing spree, cutting people's heads off and stuff. They have an issue where- He's wearing nothing but a yellow jumpsuit running around New York City. What'd you expect? Yeah. What you're going to do?

But they have a special one that was oil painted edition with Casey Jones and I think it was Donatello. Casey Jones is a guy with the hockey stick and stuff and like it is it was it's like a brutal comic like my mom found one once and she didn't want me reading it anymore crazy I had the van that shot the pizzas I had oh my god I had the van that shot the pizzas too I had a ton of like stuff that would be valuable now and it my poor relatives got into it.

Like we moved and we put a lot of ours like we put the kids toy collection in storage and they got into our storage and like ruined our like rich kid shit. Like I had the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe full collection. I had Castle Grayskull. Oh yeah, this is the pizza van. I can I swear to God, I remember where on the carpet I was in the living room playing when I got that van. I remember sitting on that floor like like like, you know, front door over there and you know, I remember being right there on that little floor when I'm four, the two shooting those. I remember, he messed up with money back in the day, bro. Like that's the gray skull edition

stuff and the Tigra. Oh my gosh. Yeah. You know the story behind that they, they, uh, I think they came up with the toys before the show. So, um, and the toys were recycled. He Conan toys. So that's why they're jacked. Really? So goddamn Jack, I think he's a recycled Conan,

the barbarian. He even like, if you look at the toy, looks a little like Arnold. Yeah, even this, the, the, the shorts and stuff were kind of like, all right. So that, I never heard that before yeah it's like the man himself I'm curious still so you were into the hardcore ninja turtles yeah they were so in the comic they were like uncovering rapes and like brutal murders

because that's not what I remember from from my exposure, which was the cartoon where it was more, a bit more levity. The comic the the foot, I think it's a foot clan, I keep it is the foot client, there's the hand was Wolverine the foot with Ninja Turtles for remember, the the like shredder was like a serious problem. And it was like, it was like, like they would fight and they had this cool thing where like they disappear at the end of every comic under the sewers because no

one actually knew where they were. And they'd have different episodes. I can remember one of them fell at a helicopter as he was fighting and like cracked open his shell. He was bleeding out the back of it and stuff. He was almost dead. Like it was like, it was hardcore. It was like, and it was really well, it was really well written. Like it was like, they even had separate instructional videos on how to do martial arts move. They had, they had a edition on the different ninjitsu tools that they use, like the tiger claws and not just, you know, the shuriken and all this stuff. And the, yeah, like it was like really intense, like, and I was like a young martial artist too. So I was all into it and everything. But the,

when the, the cartoon came out, like the, the, you know, the nerd guys like me were like, what is this baby crap? You know what I mean? Oh, it's all color coordinated. No, all cowabunga. And you know what I mean? It was like, it was a good though. Yeah. But I like gave them a ton of money, right?

So I was like, what am I gonna do? I was four. I always wondered why they left it so dirty where they would eat the pizza. It's like, you can always turn this too, or into a home. Like you've got time. You can live in a sewer.

What do you do? There's turtles. Yeah. It's, you can always turn this sewer into a home. Like you've got time. You can do it again. They lived in a sewer. What do you do? There's turtles. Yeah. It's, it's, but I mean. Anthropomorphized. They could grab stuff and throw it away. Yeah. But, but, but they, that doesn't make, mean that they, they like it wet, damp and, and icky.

And there you go. Oh, okay. Algae on the walls. That's probably like a, like a, like we, if you smelled like clean linen and, and, and daffodils, they want to smell like still gross water and algae. Right. Like, like algae on the walls might be their version of like natural growing potato chips on the walls. There you go.

This place is amazing. That's true. Well, for six year old me, it was a major hangup. This place is disgusting. They just saved the entire city. And then they went back to their dismal little hole. Like how old are the characters supposed to be? They're like in their teens. Yeah, teenagers. Teenage. And there was, there were also knockoff comics.

They're also knockoff comics trying to imitate them back in the day, like geriatric gerbils. Taylor, how many lone rangers were there? It was like three, right? Did you say? Yeah, there were the three lone rangers, you know, they go out together and... But speaking of He-Man, you know they're doing redoing the live action, right? Who's gonna be... wait, you said He-Man? He-Man, yeah. They were a dearly... I know that they casted Jared Leto as But I miss the days when you had like bodybuilders doing this stuff where they actually look like you know what I mean? Like right? Conan was like hardcore bro. Like you know there's no more Arnold's nowadays.

The only last one left with the dude from Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh yeah that guy is not even big and jacked anymore. He's like on his M pickers or He looks like he's on his M pick. He just stopped taking steroids and lifting weights. Yeah. That's probably the more likely. He was the last who stayed the character physically wise. I guess you should have stayed big and jacked.

Yeah, I can only do that for so long though. But I like the idea of Eman, but obviously the Dolf Lunder movie's bad. The Dolf Lunder movie was, well, it was cool when I was a kid, but when you look at it, it was, yeah. I had the sword. I had the sword when I was five or four. Sword of Grayskull.

Yeah, and when you hit stuff with it, it made the noises. No! And it went, it went, kchoo, kchoo, when you strike something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think it would do, I think it would do like the signature phrase like, I have the power of the universe. Like, I think it would say that. And four year old me would stand on the dining table and do the whole he man thing like I had the power of the universe. I raised the fucking sort of grayskull over my head.

I did by the power of grayskull. Maybe yes, by the power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Fucking I wish I still the power of grayskull. Maybe yes, by the power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Fuckin I wish I still had those toys. I had the full play do it. Play Doh like mansion that oh, please play doh out all the shapes. Yeah, the little yeah. Had a lot of toys.

I don't mean to act like I had none, but listen, I can't hang. The sword that I wanted was the thunder cat sword sword of omens. That one. Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, oh! I never liked the vibe of the Thundercats. What? It would come on Cartoon Network after some good show and I'd always be like, these fucking cats, like I'm going outside.

I didn't like the vibe. When Thundercats was peaking, I was slightly too old for it, but liked it anyway and didn't tell anyone. That's my Thundercat relation like yeah keep that shit on the down low but you like this episode I'm out of here I only know what thundercats is because of the episode from the office oh no way you've never you never experienced it I was on it like the same block as he man on Cartoon Network. If I'm remembering the right network, I think it was that maybe it came after school for me, from what I remember. And it was like, it was

like right after GI Joe from what I remember. But thundercats had I see I'm old, I'm an old man. So I was like, remember a little more. But it was it. We like a lot more. One thing because panthro actually had nunchucks and no other cartoon like had, you know, cool nunchucks like that. You know what I mean? And yeah, like whatever her name was, was sexy as hell. And she had the booty and the titties and stuff. Can we see her, Zach, the female thundercat? She is hot as I remember her. It we see her, Zach, the female thunder cat? She is hot as I remember her.

It's like her fur grew in the pattern of like a one piece or something. Kind of like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? She had an actual uniform and then she, I think it was trimmed fur around the cleavage. Yeah, some sort of like a deep V neck or something. I want a cat in clothing.

But it was- Well, because they're all wearing, they're all wearing clothes. What's just a woman? What makes her, what's the cat part? That's not, I don't know. Is that from the cartoon? Is that just like an artist, a fan rendition or something? See, I don't remember this. I would have. That looks a little, yeah, that looks a little fanned up. Got the Mortal Kombat emblem. I know the boobies weren't that big in the cartoon. No way the network is going to let that happen.

There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Oh yeah, you're right. It was just a friend. I'm not sure that. No, actually, no, it wasn't a friend. That's a trans cat. I don't really know where the one piece is at all. That's just a naked cat.

I don't think that's different from the cartoon either. Yeah, those aren't just naked cats, I guess. I guess that's what we're talking about. Yeah, I think that's a completely different website. I don't understand where the panty line thing is coming from at all. It would go either way. It's just a line.

I mean, it was literally them just like, just copied the action figure and they're like, all right, even the joint movable part, we're drawing that in as well on top of the thigh. But then- I didn't like GI Joe as a kid. Really? Like, because I never felt like they gave hard enough. The bad guy would always find a way out of it and he would be on death's door all defeated

and then they would let him flee. And I know that they couldn't murder him because then they got a show to run. But I always hated that. The reformers followed that too. They would have them absolutely on the wreck. They'd be a total mess. Then all 300 bad guys would escape to heal up. Yeah.

I get that you can't kill off Team Rocket, for example, you've got to have your recurring bad guys, but GI Joe should have been like killing Afghanis, and then Cobra like popped up and he had to go handle Cobra. But when he wasn't like dealing with Cobra, he should have been like safety off with the Afghanis, just going through villages with a flame thrower. No one ever got shot anytime in GI Joe.

I was gonna say, I don't think that's all. It was miss after miss after miss for an entire episode, every episode. But that's why the Transformers movie and the GI Joe movie were both so traumatizing. Because in the Transformer movie, they were just killing off Transformers right at the G.I. Joe movie were both so traumatizing because in the Transformer movie, they were just killing off Transformers right at the beginning. They kill off jazz, they kill off enough.

Transformers are actually dying, right? So I remember back when they were traumatized when you saw that happen because you were used to it. They should update the lore so you can just repair them. Actually, we downloaded Bumblebee on this thumb drive. So kill 30 of them. Yeah. And then like the G.I. Joe movie where Cobra Commander actually got turned into a Cobra at the end of it. And yeah, it was like, I haven't seen a single arc. No bite.

I've never seen a Transformers movie or a G.I. Joe movie. I can't do that. You didn't see the Megan Fox one in actually what that live action one. Yeah, there was a period where Megan there's there's some girls that are so attractive that I can't watch movies with them in it because then I go I'm just going to jerk off and then lose interest in the movie. That's what's going to happen. I remember Megan Fox like Ben.

Yeah, movie theaters. Go in the car scene. Yeah. Shia LaBeouf's there like staring at her like a creep. And I'm like, well, I'm not finishing this one. We're not going to make it to the end. I like Shia too. It's kind of hard to do that in a movie theater. I don't care. I went under the radar. Yeah, I want him to watch. I want Shia to watch. Yeah, bro. That arch skill was I went under the radar. Yeah, I wanted to watch. I'm shy under the watch.

That arch skill was crazy back in the day. That's prime Megan Fox. I think she aged well too. She didn't. David out. She's all plastic surgery'd up. She's got a different nose. Got a whole bunch of hair. When she was married to the dude from 90210 days, bro, she was prime back then. Now she's with Machine Gun Kelly looking like a plastic person.

Yeah, they're like, no, they broke up already or something. They just made a movie where she's a sex doll and they didn't have to use any CGI. No, damn. Yeah, no, she's pregnant again. She's pregnant again. And he took off on her. Machine Gun Kelly did. Yeah. I thought Machine Gun Kelly was a stay at home kind of weird. What the hell?

Machine gun Kelly ran off. He gives that traditional vibe, doesn't he? Yeah, they're not together anymore. Wow. She's another baby mama. She still looks good though. I'm not gonna lie. Come on.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like it's somewhere in between what I said and what Kyle said. She doesn't it's not like she's aging like Christie Brinkley But she doesn't have she's not a botched plastic surgery person either true. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, I don't see her in anything anymore. Like I'd she just because she was a problem behind the scenes. So She's really yeah, like she what the director of Transformers like literally kicked her off set Because she had so much attitude. Oh Michael Bay

Yeah, Michael Bay has this thing where he tries to be the biggest piece of shit He can when he's making the movie because he doesn't want any infighting. He wants everyone focused on him as their adversary He's like wardrobe and props can't don't have time to hate each other. They both hate me Keep your focus on me. There's no in fighting. There's no like like drama. It's like it's just me. They've got a deal with me I mean it works. So it's I mean his movies have a lot of Camera flare but other than that is he's got the pattern downs. Well, what's the last movie you did Star Trek? No, he didn't did? Star Trek? No, he didn't do Star Trek.

I don't know. He did the Star, didn't he do the Star Trek, the new Star Trek series? Is it Christopher Nolan that's known for the, am I messing this up? The lens flare guy. The lens flare guy? Yeah.

Is it Nolan or is it Bay? I thought he did that all over Transformers and they were complaining about it. I feel like Bay is known for big CGI productions where it's like, all right, child of buff, look up in the air and just were complaining about it. I feel like Bay is known for big CGI productions where it's like, all right, child above, look up in the air and just imagine 10 robots fighting. Dude, the CGI fighting in Transformers is infuriating. It is the cinematic equivalent of a close-up shot

of children banging pots and pans together. You can't see what's happening in these things. It's confusing, it's exploding, and there's no real flow to the fights. I heard the Bumblebee movie was really good, but I have not seen it yet. But he didn't do that one. So I heard that they stepped it up a notch.

JJ Abrams, he's the- Oh, thank you. Okay. Zach got it. Oh, Kyle got it. I mean, I read it wrong. Okay, well done. But yeah, that's a whole different style. Yeah, I wanna to see a new train a new Star Trek by the way with Christopher pine

That's all done Yeah, no, so it's that whole thing's done Well, I mean, you know, I got lost what's done transformers No, this is our track our track with the Chris pine Star Trek stuff the the JJ Abrams Star Trek Side, you know universe with all those characters. Well Anton Yeltsin or whatever died. Oh, yeah, he died. Yeah He's the guy who got killed by his jeep jeep. Yeah Right. Yeah, it didn't even run a movie

Yeah, ran over him, right? Yeah, yeah. It didn't even run him over. Pinned him. Backed into him and pinned him against the fence. There's something about those Jeeps that allowed people to think it was in park when it wasn't, I read. So I think he was getting the mail

and he like stopped, got out, and it rolled backwards and crushed him. I picture like a brick mailbox, like the really stout ones and maybe a brick wall. Kyle, do you know more than me? I see you. He was pinned there and suffocated. Between the car and?

And a wall of some kind. For some reason, I always thought of like iron bars. Like one of those, like at a gated community, like iron bars, like nine feet tall or something. I always pictured like a fancy iron fence. I always pictured like fancy stonework fence. Yeah. Like you'd see in terrible way to die. And then I saw like Gene Hackman died yesterday or they found him yesterday. I told family, right? His wife, him and his dog. Yeah. I think carbon monoxide. Yeah. They're investigating right now. I heard no foul play is suspected.

If it was just the 95 year old, that would make sense. Is he 95? Yeah, he was 95. He was 95 and his wife was... 63. Yeah. And then the dog, obviously.

And Asian. Asian. And so a 63 Asian, that's like 47. Yeah, that is. You see? Yeah, yeah. They don't age like I always thought they looked really young until like menopause, at which point they just like caught up with people. Yeah. And then they're, but they still look at the Japanese. They got all those super centenarians. Like they, they have like whole colonies of people who are like 110

now don't tell me that's made up it's kind of like dude we have millions of 150 olds on social security get on our level i got some pictures because i've seen youtube videos of these japanese what if this was how we discovered vampires exist like them going through the social security database. I want to see that TV show. We had a good run. The Trump administration is in the background, but the vampires are like, they belong to us. Why did you have to keep collecting those checks? The pros of being a vampire really seem to outnumber the cons. I could live nocturnally.

Oh yeah. No, it's not the nocturnal thing. It's the forever thing and seeing all your loved ones die, right? I kill myself when I'm ready. No, that seems like cheating. What do you mean? Yeah. It seems like that's existent. Can you kill yourself as a vampire?

I guess it depends what movie. Yeah, you can kill yourself. It doesn't depend on what movie there is no Right the cross maybe some holy water No, you just put a stake through your own heart take through the heart is another one just walk into the Sun dead Right. What am I saying? I mean the state of the heart. I don't want to take the stake to the heart I mean the state of the heart. I don't want to burn alive though. I'm gonna take the stake to the heart Yeah, I just laid blade take me out because when you die from blade you like burn up instantly I don't know What if he shows up with that UV radiation gun like he did with that fat bitch remember when he melted that giant fat vampire?

Oh the library keeper. He's like making a little information. He's burning her up. I don't know Yeah, that was that was a UV that did he Did he kill kill that or like he just burned it Or real good. He may have left it on and then left it It was a stake to the heart doesn't I've had a bunch of major injuries and they're not that painful Minor ones hurt more Stakes in the heart probably be pretty Yeah, I swear. I've never had a broken bone that really hurt that much. I'm not really worried Right like like like you're only gonna feel it for a few seconds

and then you die. I don't care about that pain. I don't wanna be like burned. The burn thing is messed up. I'd be nervous if it was like a 90 second burning to death. Like, that's a lot to endure. Your friends are trying to drag you and you're like, no, no, get off of me!

I don't wanna let them do that. They saved you and now you're like gun shy and you're like, no, no, get off of me. And now you're like gun shy. And you're like one of those people that tried to blow their head off. And now they have no lower jaw and they're giving speeches at middle schools about appreciation. What if a priest blessed your pool and you just jumped outside in the holy water midday, right? Yeah. And if it's midday, you're already halfway dead by the time you're jumping in. Then you boil alive. Double boiling. I sped it up. Maybe boiling alive might be as bad as burning up.

I did see some screwed up though. There was what I, there was this series and I can't remember. I think they were witches or they, they, they weren't vampires, but there were two sisters and they lived forever. But back in the day, they thought they were witches. So they kept trying to kill them over and over again and they wouldn't die, right? They'd hang them, they'd do all the typical witch stuff. But what they did to them instead, at one of the sisters,

they locked her in a iron maiden and then threw her into the ocean. I know this. Yeah. What was it called? It was a Netflix movie, right? Like, yeah, but I can't remember what it was, but that would be screwed up because you keep drowning over and over again, right? She would wake up like she died. She'd wake up a few seconds later and then drowned to death. Exactly. Just repeat that for like a thousand years.

Exactly. And an Iron Maiden, if people don't know, is like a iron sarcophagus. Yeah, with the spikes inside. I didn't know about the spikes. And yes, if she just lived, it was torturous. Yeah. And at the very end of the show, you beat her.

I have heard that it wasn't really used but maybe Kyle you know more. Yeah it's a made-up thing it's like a it looks like there's the Iron Maiden wasn't real in real life. This is where they put you if you lost on Legends of the Hidden Temple. This yeah yeah this is like I don't know what this image even is this is like if you wanted to 3D print an item Iron Maiden this is the file. Like, you know what I mean? Like, like. That's. It looks pretty close to what I saw on the show. Yeah.

Yeah. It never existed. Really interesting. We're gonna interrogate him, Sire. Don't worry. Well, we closed in the Iron Maiden and he's dead. No more questions for him. It wouldn't be a very good torture device.

Yeah. Yeah. It seems like a death device. I think it's a Barnum and Bailey type thing, like one of those. I feel like they figured out torture probably thousands of years ago, where like the first guy to tear out fingernails was like, we've done it.

We've aced the test, we've got it. There's never gonna be something weird. I think we're pretty good at it. I think USA is pretty sick at it. We spent like millions and millions of dollars were on those enhanced interrogation techniques. It's rough stuff. It's rough stuff. I wouldn't want to do it. But I've seen stuff that was a guy they named they named BDSM after. No? Saddle massacres. Saddle massacres them after they named it after a certain guy who was tortured back

in the day. And I saw a movie about it and it was very disturbing of the stuff that they did to this guy and he ended up liking it in the end. Oh no. Yeah. They named it after a guy? Yeah. Like Baron Devon St. Marie.

Something like that. And of course I'm gonna remember it like three o'clock in AM after I'm off the show, but there's a guy that is named after because they tortured him so many times and ended up liking it. And it was like they, you know, when they'd put acid in his eye and stuff and he'd lose his sight. Like it's like, the term is named after the marquee de Cede, a so the marquee de sod. Yes. That's it. French author known for his violent and libertine works and lifestyle. Thank you. See I'm not crazy. Oh

and Leopold von Schasermach an Austrian author who described masochist tendencies in his works So interesting one person was the sadism side. The other was the masochist. Yeah Yeah, how intense were this guy's books that he he cornered that got the name. I don't know. Must have been. Imagine torturing some guy and then he ejaculates. This isn't working. You'd be like there's a whole you can go to nightclubs to see that stuff. You go back to like your your wench your your wench surf wife after work. She's like, how was work? You're like, he came.

Oh my God. Are you going to lose your job? I did. Did you try the fingernail thing? I guess. That's what it took for the second time. I dated a dominatrix. So there's a whole bunch of stories I could tell you, but it wasn't my thing. But, you know, I'd hear the stories and it was interesting because all of her clients were guys who were like wealthy and and

Powerful and stuff. Does it dominate tricks typically sleep with the clients like what no No, she just beats him up and hits them and makes them all around and she wears tight sexy clothing and They're not allowed to finish until she tells them that they can and they can't touch themselves unless she lets them in and stuff like that. That seems so easy, but she just uses her words and her tools, words, tools and stiletto heels and walks on them and stuff. And, and I don't know how to get on a show, but it's, you know,

as deep as you want. She made it. She made, she made at least like, she made like between 1500 and $3,000 an hour. And she never had to sleep with these guys. I was like, and I asked, and I was like, oh yeah, please write. You're not going to like, I told her, she could tell me if you sleep an hour, that's $1,500 and $3,000 an hour. She could, she made. And how long do the sessions last though? Is it like, all right, well, I burned his palms pretty bad to rate this five minute session. It like one to two hours or like they would, they could spend a day with her or they would like come to her place and clean her house

for a few hours, stuff like that. A day. Yeah. It sounds like the sort of thing I'd sign up for. And I actually prefer 45 minutes. Can you just go? Instead let's make it three days and she just locked she like locked you under Dinosaur dinosaur now go yeah Lock some of like the gimp in Fiction type of thing. Yeah She would get them to clean her house. Sometimes that is brilliant.

Well, wake him up and they'd have, they'd have to wear like a, you like, you get some accountant as a client and you're like, you sit there, you little piggy and do my taxes. Literally. Well, taxes, filthy little landscaper. You know, get out there and turn this place. You better write off my home office. But yeah, she was like she was cute too.

Like she was like, you know, she was like six foot blonde, you know, cut like almost crew cut hair type of thing. And she had all the outfits and everything. Six foot's really tall for a girl. That is. Yeah. Plus you'll. Plus you should almost crew cut hair type of thing. And she had all the outfits and everything. Six foot's really tall for a girl. That is. Yeah. Plus heels. Plus heels. What, you should have crew cut too. Aren't you melting?

Tell me about her. Yeah. It sounded like her. Was she, was she perhaps Greek or Italian? No, no, she was straight up Canadian. Picturing Brigitte Nielsen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she was very- So was she into that personally? Where she'd like wanna like smack you around? It was like the Seinfeld episode, right? You do massages at work. Oh, the massage. You know, couldn't get a massage. You're like trying to get her to rub you.

You're like grabbing her hand and like slapping yourself in the face a little. Like, ah, ah, hey. Oh, you know. I mean, it's not my thing either. Have a little fun. I wasn't asking for it, but yeah, she said she'd had previous relationships

where they were upset that you wouldn't do stuff like that. That's for sure gotta be the easiest kind of prostitution to do is smacking. Barely, I don't know. I don't know, it sounds like some of these sessions last for days. But it's easy. No, she didn't do that. I mean, you could probably find girls who did that stuff, but she wanted to go home at night or get them out, type of thing, right?

I would want to get them out too. Yeah. It's like, ugh, what you gonna do? And they had to go home to their wives and children and stuff. I don't want to creep living in my house. There's already one. But again, it was all like friends of friends and guys had to connect through offices. It wasn't like strangers right off the street that had to have referrals and stuff. And it was a big thing, right? But it's funny. Did you guys watch the show?

Is that the House of Cards? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Remember how that started? Yeah. Was he getting BDSM? He was getting beat up by his wife at the beginning of the house.

Yes. I, I seem to, I think I remember some of those scenes. I don't remember that being the very beginning though. Yeah. That was the first, you know, I, am I saying is a house of cards where he was, uh, he's trying to be president. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Watch the first episode again, opening scene, him getting beat by his wife. He was, he was a freak that whole time though, because he and his wife bullied that secret service agent into having a devil's threesome. Yeah. And it wasn't until afterward. And it wasn't even a devil's threesome. They both fucked him separately. That dude was into both of them.

Because he was in the guys too, right? Kevin was in the guys. They were both fucking him like separately and together. Are you sure? I feel like I remember him being bullied a bit. No, I remember him being like he was into it like like, ooh, la, la. The president and his hot wife, Wami. First of all, Robin Wright is hot enough to put up with Kevin Spacey. Bro, she was Robin right.

She was fine in that show. Oh, I I would I'd be all over Kevin Spacey if I if Robin Wright's going to hop on in. I saw Kevin, Kevin Spacey got accused again by again. Yeah. It's what's his name? His one of his co-stars from that movie that I had you watch a while back I don't know. I saw a video of Kevin like in front of his kitchen counter or something talking recently. I saw that one too Yeah, but I can't remember what he said in it. See where are you? Mr. Spacey? Yeah, but I can't remember what he said in it. Where are you? Mr. Spacey?

Guy pears guy pierce accused guy pierce said that when they were working together on probably la confidential that uh, That he was preyed upon by kevin spacey and kevin made a video where he's like, oh really? You would pray Is that how it went? Oh, wouldn't he using the accent of? He always does a little When he made that Christmas video where he got semi threatening. Yeah, he was in character as am I yeah Yeah, yeah, he was in character show, but he made a video like this week About guy Pierce where he's like Why don't I tell people about when I invited you to my home in Atlanta and flew you in?

Enjoy my company and like, were you a, were you pray then? And like, he goes on this whole thing. He's like, it's, uh, I love Kevin Spacey. I don't think he did anything wrong at all. Not a damn thing. All right. And let me just tell you this. If Kevin Spacey honked my dick, I'd say, sir, please don't honk my dick. It's not funny. I'm a huge fan. No dick honking. See, how do you like it? Honk honk. I go, too hard. No, he would love that. Now you're reciprocating. What would you even ask him? Would you be like, did you method act that foot thing as Kaiser So say? Yeah, I'd ask him that.

I asked him that. I'd love to know. That's why an American beauty, I became a pedophile. He's an awesome actor, bro. I'm sorry, but he is an awesome actor. He is. And that show made Netflix. That's why, you know that when you hear the Netflix sound,

it's him knocking on the table from that show. That's how they got the Netflix sound. It's a real chicken or egg thing. That's how they used to start Netflix when you signed in because that's how big the show was for Netflix. You know, now he's not, when you like hover over it on Netflix, he's in none of the cover art. He's in none of the, they play like a quick blurb.

They play you like a sort of, I don a sort of teaser trailer when you hover over stuff in the app and like he's in none of that. If you were to hover over it and read and watch, you would think it was a show about Robin Wright becoming the president of the United States. Dang. You know? And it's like, it's a wonderful show. The the first is so good. I love that show I was I was super into it at the time. I thought it was the bees knees and it was I know I know Taylor didn't like Like the later seasons, but I did I like I loved it all except for the last season Of course when he killed when he killed Kate Mara when he pushed her in front of that fucking train

when he killed Honestly from the first episode when he kills that dog front of that fucking train. That was great. When he killed, honestly, from the first episode, when he kills that dog and he's like, they have two kinds of pain. I'm like, oh, shit, this is a different kind of show. Yeah, this is the devil. Oh, so he's a bad guy. But is he, though? I did. Is he though?

Right. You know, there's two kinds of pain. There's there's two kinds of pain. There's, there's like pain that you learn from and you grow from and become stronger by. And then there's this useless, just suffering that he's ending by killing the dog, you know? He's got a good point. He's right. And he ended that lady's misery in front of that train.

That lady's talking shit. She had kept her fucking mouth shut. If she, she didn't play along. Yeah. Yeah. I did like that. How he he like as this old man even then shoves her in front of a train and then just kind of emerges conspicuously from the other side of the platform and everyone's like who could have done this not that guy i can't get on board with

killing attractive people ugly people hey go have fun but good looking people you know that's I'm like big fat journalist who's like, wow, I'm going to uncover. Everyone would train mouth breathing and everything. He's got to go. He's eating while he's talking. That's so bad. Yeah. Woody's always been consistent there. If you're a big fatso, you deserve it. You deserve for Kevin Spacey to get your ass.

That show was so good. I lost interest once it became clear he wasn't going to be a part part of it anymore because the whole reason I was watching it was like, oh, it's the Kevin Spacey show. Like he's the interesting character. And then that bald guy who was like unbelievably duplicitous and underhanded who was his right man. He was very good too. But anytime one of those two wasn't on screen, it's like, all right, when are we when are we getting back to those guys? But it's actually 100% real. Really educational too though, because it taught you a lot about how the government works if you didn't know how the government works, right? Like it was really specific. And also print media. I was learning a lot about like her paper or whatever

and like that industry, how that worked. Yeah. I always say like most of my knowledge of the White House and its inner workings comes from the TV show, The West Wing. The West Wing was so good for that. They teach you what each of those White House positions actually does and what the hierarchy is and who collaborates versus who competes versus one another. It was money coming from. versus one another, it was really good. Because it seems, if you believe the West Wing,

and I believe some of it, those are some of the most qualified people on the planet at those jobs. But you had to be back in the day. People who could make 10 million a year as a minimum, right, people who could make 150 million a year possibly. They're working in the West Wing for what, 120 grand? Like how do they get them to sign up for that because that's the part of the shower and duty

that was the part of the show right when in the first season when they're recruiting the team and And he's going he goes to Rob Lowe and he's like I've got a guy I've I got the guy and what he means is the guy that they always talked about in school where like if there was a Politician to get behind who was a great man that I believed in who cares about the money I would follow that leader They had always had that talk Rob Lowe's in some meetings selling oil tankers and and the people are the people are like no No, we'll take the cheap one that leaks and we'll just pay the insurance He's like and Rob Lowe is having to like deal with that kind of evil.

He's he's selling shitty oil tankers to men who will just insure them and let them leak, you know, for hundreds of millions of dollars or whatever. And he gets drug away by that Jewish fellow to go to to go to Washington and work for the president. I love that show. I wish there was a they couldn't. But I was going to say, I wish they would remake it, but like, can you imagine? Yeah. But how the cards was good for that too, because it showed you how lobbyists

were sent to mess around with the system too. And it kind of took over that West wing type of feel, right? Like the inner workings of the whip in Congress and all that stuff too. Right. So that was evil West wing though, cause it was Kevin's facey making something happen that everyone said was impossible. Like, like the left would hate it. The right would hate it. And yeah, I would find some way to, to make it happen.

It was all for revenge because he didn't get chosen at that. Like that first episode. I liked that. Yeah, I liked that. He was very petty and that was entertaining. I like the pettiness. It should have ended whenever he became president and he knocked on the desk and then pop, pop, and I hit the desk. That should have been the final scene of the whole show.

They shouldn't have went on to the road. Because that was his final, yeah, that was his final. I agree with that. Everyone says it sucked because Spacey left. Do you, I think, I don't know that the next season would have been as bad, but it would have also been on the decline if space. He was still there. I know a lot of people like me stopped specifically because space.

He wasn't around. It's like, all right, well, that character I was interested in is gone. It was good. Fun won't last. It should have been one more season after he became president and he should have died at the end of it. Yeah. Death idea.

You know what I'm saying? It was going to be an, it was going to be an embattled presidency. and he should have died at the end of it. Yeah. I had the death idea. You know what I'm saying? It was going to be an embattled presidency and I wanted to see that. But instead, for how long though? Yeah, for a season. But instead they killed him off screen, which was so stupid. They pulled a Yellowstone. And then they did this thing where a key plot point, a key McGuffin was that he had made these audio tapes, like long audio tapes of him sort of confessing to everything and pontificating. And I sort of, it was like, whenever he would talk to the camera, to the audience, he had, those were recorded on tapes and they had those tapes and they would occasionally play them on the show, but they

wouldn't play them out loud. They'd have people listen with earbuds. They wouldn't play his fucking voice. And you'd have people like reacting to him hearing Kevin Spacey admit to a thing. And it's like, you're not even gonna let us hear his voice say the thing. And of course they're not, cause he won't say the thing, cause you fired him. Yeah.

I wonder stuff like that. That's where AI frightens me. I'm not super worried about the impact it's gonna have on employees. Like making people more efficient has never been a problem in the past. Sure, it disrupts people and it makes them find new jobs, but by and large, the GDP goes up

because people are more efficient. But the ability to lie, to show me videos that I can't tell are fake half the time anymore. Taylor's better than me, but even Taylor will be fooled before too long. And the audio, same sort of, I think I'm better at catching audio fakes than video fakes at this point,

but soon I won't be. AI is changing everything. And it's like, because part of my job is working in the film, TV, music, video industry. And you guys remember that big strike that happened, right? Part of the strike, yeah, it was a writer's strike and some actor's strike, but part of that strike was because they wanted to,

especially extras, they wanted extras and different actors to sign over the rights to their face so they could fill them into AI scenes later. And now that's like, how crazy is that? And it's like, even like martial artists, like one of the reasons why Jet Li, amazing martial artists, but one of the reasons why he stopped acting

was because studios are trying to pressure him to sign a doc, a contract that they could use his moves without him. So they could just put it on a CGI character. Right? So even though you know, CGI, right? A artificial intelligence and CGI right now. It's, it's, it's coming to the point where, you know, right now it looks corny to us because they're messing up the fingers the I didn't even watch it. Show the people, bro. Show the people. Yeah, it is. 100%. It's an AI video. It's not the foot one, if that's what you're thinking.

No, this is the Gaza one. Trump Gaza. Yeah, yeah. And the song is great. Like how twisted is that? What's next? Gaza. And the-

No, no, it's not meant to set you free. Bringing the light of all to see. No more trouble. No more fear. Trump Gaza is violated. The beer you like. the future, a brand new life. It was a golden idol from the homeland there. Trump, Gaza, Nungpa, War. Bro, the president of the United States posted that. That is psychotic.

Trump, Gaza. Like how crazy is that? That is ridiculous. Trump, Gaza, 2025. Tyler, come on, just give them a few trillion. This time, we'll finally have a beacon of light in the Middle East that everyone else aspires to. The Riviera of the Middle East Taylor Why are there like like entire sections of like Elon Musk eating Buffalo chicken dip? No, that was that was that like

Hummus or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's like different flat breads and Oily fucking chick. They didn't do enough renditions because Trump was fat as hell when he was the non-statue version and Elon was very Asian. I appreciated that. I appreciated the honesty. I guess Elon is the one who paid for it. Maybe that's why. No, no, it came from an Israeli group. Oh really? APEC? Whatever they are? Yeah, yeah. No, like APEC's an official Israeli group. It came from like an Israeli group. Why did they have a section of the people that had their homes destroyed, like walking through rubble?

I think they're showing it us the before and after. Yeah, they're saying like look at Gaza, it's ruined. What's next? And they're walking through like a tunnel into the future into the like modern Dubai style skyscrapers. And I don't know if you caught it. The belly dancers, you know, they had that jasmine look. They have long manbeards. Yeah. What was that about? That's AI. They screwed up. They told the AI to make like Arab dancers, Arab belly dancers.

And it's like, shouldn't they be exploding? I did the best it could. And they threw some beards on them. That's how you can tell they definitely Israeli AI, very negative associations with the Arabs. I thought that was great. I, I thought it the Arabs. I thought that was great. I thought it was great. I thought it was scary, bro. It's a joke.

It's a joke. It's a really joke, but it's like, it's a cringe joke. It is a joke. The problem is these jokes, they normalize some extreme thoughts. Yeah. Right? You know, Bam was just kidding

when he did a Nazi salute at the CPAC. And so was the Mexican guy. And Elon Musk, he's such a jokester and you know now that priest doing sig heil like that dude laughs last night. He frocked that priest. His frock is gone. They frocked him up? Yeah he's done. He's frocking solo now. After a while it just comes a little normalized a little normalized, a little less extreme. I don't see it as dangerous at all. I just see it as like a really embarrassing thing, like that no one was around to go,

this is unbelievably crazy. That's great. They don't see it as dangerous. There you go. There's nothing wrong with that. Like the whole Trump-Gaza thing is silly anyway. He's not going to send US troops there and he's not going to pay for it. What he's saying is, would you let us profit from your genocide Israel?

Well, could we do that? And I have no problem with that. I have no problem with that at all. It's a funny meme video. It's clearly a meme video. There's a golden statue of Trump and there are bearded ladies dancing. Yes, it's a meme video, but it's not It's just cringy. It's kind of cringy. I think what he's right I think what he's right in that if you decide if you

Normalize notching it up like that enough and you desensitize it over a certain amount of time I mean once you keep telling a lie enough, it becomes a truth, right? What don't you like about that specifically though, Woody? Like, do you think it is it that it's making light of Gaza? I don't want to rebuild Gaza. I don't want to participate in the Israeli war. And by joking that we can turn it into a shining beacon of democracy and joy in a resort. into a shining beacon of democracy and joy in a resort. That's the first step to seriously talking about making it a shining beacon in a resort. I would rather just stop.

So what do you not want to do though? You don't want to send the military in and you don't want to clean up their mess? Don't want to pay for it. I don't know why this is an American problem. The problem is everybody's up here. It's an American opportunity. If there was like a good guy and a bad guy, and this good guy needed our help to stay alive,

to prevent their children from being stolen and raped, then I might, all right, well, maybe America should lend its powerful hand and innocent. This is Israel beating up on a third world country. They're fine without us. But, well, no. my thought process here is, is like, they've already beaten them up and they're not going to stop. Like, like they're going to find a reason to keep going. The Trump's idea is get them all out of there. Remove some of these

rubble pieces are far too large. More business. Like he keeps saying that and they can say that but when they were doing that hostage exchange Hamas immediately comes out with like clean you matching uniforms on everybody and like RPGs missiles fucking trucks and humvees and Like tons of young guys with machine guns. That was a bad look for them They should have came out rag tag the Israeli population saw that and we're like, oh shit Maybe we didn't win already.

Maybe we haven't been beating them into the ground that that just rekindled that whole thing. They're going to fire it back up again. What did they ever stop? Yeah, there's a current ceasefire. Yes. For a while now. I don't know. I thought it was broken already. No, it's been a ceasefire for a while. There's ongoing prisoner exchanges and then there's, oh, our prisoners look hungry. This is like, you raped our prisoners. What the fuck? Oh, Jesus. Ah, a bunch of he said, she said.

Just like totally minimizing it. A bunch of he's sparked. No, what Trump is saying is that all those people need to be moved out of there and now you're going to have a big construction site And in a rich part of the the world where there's gonna be investment opportunities for real estate He's looking at it like that not as a nation builder or as a peacemaker But as a real estate tycoon it that he sees like I made people laugh

It could be the Riviera of the Middle East. And so like, when I see that AI there of all those, you know, hotels and casinos and nightclub stuff, and it's like, that's what they would like to do. I wish they would do that. Fuck that place and fuck those people. Sooner build on a stand bar. Woo!

Able to do that. So you're just all in on the vacation angle. I'm all in on the vacation angle. Look, there's no way that place is ever going to be a pleasant place for a Palestinian to live. Yeah, but look at, look at, look at, I mean, Auschwitz came back. Japan was rebuilt after the bombings. Like it can be rebuilt. Yeah, but that's the Germans and the Japanese. Those are two got our shit together, hard working kind of motherfucking people. The Palestinians on the other hand. Vietnam. Not so much. You try and get Germans to not build something. I see a lot of donkey carts. I see a lot of

America paid for it though. And I see a lot of water tanks instead of plumbing. With the Japanese, the Germans, I see a lot of creating new engineering techniques and technocracies. Those are two very different situations. The Palestinians are over there in shit land in a big pile of wreckage. Yeah, but they weren't gonna invent a new light bulb over there.

Yeah, but Palestine was not like that before. Look at Palestine from the 70s like it was like I know I ran was like a normal city and people walking around like I actually don't Palestine I don't want to get into it I bet you know times change, you know, I look what's happened has happened They dropped billions of tons of bombs on that place. They killed all those people. They blew it up. It's not going back.

And I just don't envision a future where there are Palestinian people happy and like doing well in Palestine. Do you can you imagine a make believe scenario where that happens, where in 10 years there are Palestinian businessmen saying, ah, things were hard 10 years ago, but these days, ah, my falafel stand. I'm expanding. It just doesn't feel right to me. I'm sorry. Israel's not going to match. He puts one chair down.

I would be the same as my Ritzen to not school him. Yeah, they're 10 years away from having those guys with the tricky ice creams. Where they can give you ice cream and they pull it out of the cone and they put it back and they flip it. Oh, the ice cream vendor. I don't like being made fun of. I don't like the ice cream people. I wouldn't like that. Well, it's more like a, it's not making it funny. It's more like a magician act. And I did see a funny clip once of some fat guy who like got like cracked the code where like every time they'd give him a cone, he'd just start eating the cone by itself. And so then without the

stuff in it. Yeah. So we had to keep giving him new stuff and putting a new cone in his hand. He's just ruining half a dozen cones. I had in my head just squish it with your hand before long he'll just want you to stop ruining his merchandise he's like come on this is supposed to be fun funny one. Taylor what's the sketch comedy show with the guy from the detroiters in it? I think he should leave. I think he should leave. There's a there's a bit on there what were you just talking about in like two seconds? The falafel cone with the turkey skin. The falafel, the ice cream guy.

Squishing it with your hand, cracking the code. God damn it, how did I just? Which sketch? That's out of my mind. Let me just engineer this for you. What sketch were you referring to? Oh, it's right before the falafel guy. Talking about how they were gonna rebuild it.

Expanding the cart with a chair and a table was before that. Not helping. I lost it. It's gone. OK. It's in the ether now. It's gone. I'll get it. Come back later. It'll come back after the show.

It'll come back when it's no longer relevant. They shower. Yeah. That was a banger. So it always happens, right? It's like if you like, you like dream something funny and you think like, man, I hope I remember this. And then when you do remember it, if you do, it's like, no, that wasn't that funny.

Oh, I always go the other way. Like, tell them I will debate on something. Next day in the shower, I'm undefeated. I need to be doing shower practice. I mean, they're like thinking about the age of empires. Never fails. Yeah. My Lord.

But I'm sure this will be. But I'm sure after this conflict, guys, the Middle East is going to be full of peace. This will be the end of it. This is like a slinky, right? Once Palestine is great, we've taken the slinky and put it on the first step. The rest of it happens automatically. The rest of Middle East will become Trump-Iran. They'll become, because Middle Easterners notoriously love drinking and gambling. I know they have rules against drinking. Can they gamble in Islam?

That's a good question. That's haram. Oh man, what do they do? What's allowed in Islam? You can't drink. Hot. I know you can smoke because they like hookah. Yeah.

I don't know about weed. I would imagine that like kind of subspace the goalie there, right? I wonder what sex is like. There's ways around it. Yeah, they make it seem like people barely interact with each other prior to marriage. For real? It's not, I don't know, from what, from, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's different. It's, I don't know. I, I, I mean. It's a very rapey culture. It's very rapey. So the guys are out raping and the girls are like usually held close because dads know the guys are out raping

Cuz the dads used to rape that was Like oh, you're not going you're going to rape Ali. Oh, don't you know what happens there? They Jewish now the Jews I remember what I was gonna say you just pick the Middle Eastern accent one for it No, you're talking I know Woody wouldn't like to be pulled up by the comedian and like made fun of in front of the crowd. There's a Tim Robinson sketch where exactly that happens. The comedian brings up, makes fun of him and his wife, like on the drive home, like she's like,

he made a fucking fool of you. He made a fucking fool of you. You look so pathetic and weak. He's like, why don't you tell him how much money you made or something? You make 10 times the money he does. You know what? I'll, we'll stay married for the kids, but just know I'm not going to respect you. And I'm going to make sure the kids don't either.

So it's in his head. So he goes back to the magic show and the guy's like, all right, why don't we come up? And he's like, me. He's like, all right. I remember you. They don't have repeats, but come on. I make more money than you wouldn't know it by that suit, would you guys? And everybody laughs at him even harder.

Yeah, my life. That's a very like didn't happen when Eddie Murphy's movies too. When it was a Oh, nutty professor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The I think that that's Chris Rock. Yes. Insult comic. Yes.

That's shitting up that he had made fun of Eddie Murphy when he was fat. And now Eddie Murphy has showed up with his sling formula. And I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a great move. That happens in King of the Hill too. And it's also Chris Rock. Is it? It is!

Holy shit, you're right, yeah. He was type chest. That's crazy. He was. Will Smith had to set him straight. Kind of, no. Will Smith never guest starred in King of the Hill, so I know what team I'm on.

And that backfired on Will Smith so hard. Sorry? That backfired on Will Smith never guest starred in King of the Hill. So I know what team I'm on. And that backfired on Will Smith so hard. Cause like if he played that right, maybe he could have came out looking like a tough guy, but instead he came out looking like you would have had to throw a punch, like a bully bitch kind of, you know, like, yeah, cause like half of his size and like where they are is like half of his size. Yeah, Chris is like half his size. And like where they are is like, Chris, somebody, some black person said, he's like, the white people are watching. What are you doing?

Yeah. Part of me gets it though. The only guy who sympathizes with Will Smith. Oh no, I sympathized with him too. I'm sorry, part of me gets it because if that was my wife and he was, you know, is going over the top like that, I would want to do something too, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

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No, no, no, no. He's the joke with college. He's a Jane. Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah. But yeah, she lost all her hair to a medical condition. Alopecia and Chris rock was making fun of Will Smith's wife about her medical disability condition, whatever and And Will Smith who has a bumpy relationship with his wife felt like And like I get this the pickle he was in that's all well Smith whose wife usually is just Fucking his son's rapper friends and he never slapped any of those guys around

I never saw him slap any of his friends rapper buddies around when they were And hung maybe Chris Rock is not Chris Rock I bet David Spade's got a bigger hog than then then Chris Rock. So when uh, Chris Rock. So when I look at Spade, I think that guy's like David Spade. When I look at Spade, I don't see that. I see David Spade, bro. I do. No, that's funny.

How they had this open relationship and she's the only one getting action. You don't think Will Smith is no, he was getting action too, but I heard he was getting action from all the hottest guys. Yeah. I thought he was getting from both sides. Oh maybe. Yeah he was kind of like, kind of like Devin Spacey. Nothing wrong with that.

Yeah that was kind of... Get yourself a secret service agent. Alleged. One of them chubby chicks that can't get her gun back in the hole. That Shane Gillis looking chick? Hell yeah. Oh gosh. You just know like.

She'd be loyal and she'd have good connects. Like the first time. Signature. Like the first time Shane Gillis saw that picture, like he was like, yeah, that's, that's literally me. Like if I was the exact same facial structure. 100 percent. I wonder what happened to that woman. The secret. She's still on his team.

He kept all those people. The whole team was like, like, like, like he liked his. That that team he liked, apparently, I think he he seems so loyal to people who are loyal and nice to him. They let him get shot. I don't think that the people, those weren't his body people though. Like those, I think he's more concerned with the people that were on sniper duty. No, well those guys hopefully got fired.

The people that were surrounding him, their job isn't to deal with the guy a hundred yards away on a rooftop with a rifle. They're dealing with some, they're working with the assholes who are 15 feet away, you know? But it's the job of the head of secret service to deal with all of it. They fired her. As one, right? Well, they fired her. it's the job of the head of secret service to deal with all of it. They fired her. As one, right? Well, they fired her.

Was she the head? A secret service? Well, the chubby chick? No, but there was a female head of the secret service who, oh, I see what you're just saying. Okay. He's gone now. Like the leadership's gone, but the chick we're like giving her a hard time

because she's chubby and couldn't get her pistol back in her holster. I think she's still there, which is like, I see that all the time. Uh, I've never had to put a holster, a pistol back in a holster when my heart's racing and like the president's life's on the line Like maybe adrenaline would throw me off to but I not at that level. It should not throw you off, bro Yeah, you should be that should be second nature body muscle memory easy I'm with well, I think I was winning that at all for a second, but like You I hate to make this about me, but I was like, imagine if I was like, you know what?

During rescues, I tripped over my own feet all the time. Sometimes I didn't swim very well, went in the wrong direction. Like, you know, adrenaline's popping, so I suck at my job when times are tight. It's like, oh yeah. When the chips are down, that's the woman you want on the line.

No, you know what I want? I don't, I don't want someone with scared face. I want someone that's determination. No, that's she's worried face. Yeah. She's spooked. She's, she's like, oh no, it's happening. I'm, I'm a part of this now. Listen, for secret.

I want Joe from a lioness TV series on my secret service, bro. I want somebody who's seen that show lioness other life. I want someone who was like, oh, thank fucking God. Gunshots. This is what I trained for. I can't. Where is he? Help me find him. I think this is me.

This is my time to shine. Like that's who is the guy? There was a kid like when Reagan took shots, there was some guy with like an Uzi who's just, he is salivating at the opportunity to return fire. That's the guy. That's the guy in the mix. That is who you want.

Like I want someone who was like, I want someone who was like kicked out of Blackwater for going too far. Some guy who's just yearning for the opportunity. There was a guy who scalped his kills, right? Like, that's the guy you're looking for. Yeah, honestly, yes. Get that guy in the mix.

Psychopathic takes flesh trophies? They call him the Comanche or something. Yeah, this is the guy you want. Who are you talking about? Who took the trophy? I don't Google it, let me fact check. Look at how dapper, dude, I like that guy. Look how dapper he talking about? Who took the trouble? Let me fact check. Look at how dapper he is. Dude, I like that guy.

Look how dapper he is. Also, look how ugly that guy is in the back. But Reagan got hit though, right? The guy in the back. Yeah, he got 22 in the back. He went to surgery that day and was fine. Yeah, that was always hard when you saw him with the Uzis. Yeah.

And now the tech they have is like insane with some of that. That's great. They got like, remember Trump, Trump got when they, when Trump got shot at though, he wasn't president. So he didn't have the top tier team. Right. He had the second. I would like, I'd like to think that we've got multiple competent tiers. It shouldn't be like, Oh no, I don't have tier one secret service. I've got the, the, the goobers. Yeah. Like the Mr. Magoos who are going to like trip into me and save me that way. Because all former presidents have secret service, right? So they're not going to, they're going to have, you're going to have different tiers. Yeah. Can you imagine how like, how many on like, who were they

hiding in Jimmy Carter's service towards the end? Because there were people there for sure. He was the president. Yeah. But I bet that was either like a position of shame, where it's like, you failed your marksmanship so poorly, we can't fire you because of confidentiality, but we're gonna put you in as a Jimmy Carter. I bet that's a good job. I bet that's the job they give you when you're 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you don't wanna work at a desk. And you can't keep jogging beside the limos. I bet Obama still has good ones. I bet Bush still has good ones. I want to be AOC's secret service. I want to be her confidant. Dude, you want to? She's still hot.

I want to be jogging next to her limo. Damn. Like all the time. Ma'am, we have reason to believe there's plastic explosive in your underwire. All right, take it off. We have no time to wait. Ma'am, there's a reason to believe there's plastic explosive in your underwire. Hurry take it off. We have no time to wait. Jump up and down. Snoop ma'am.

Snoop. Remember the Snoop from South Park when they had to go into the side of Hillary Clinton's pussy and get the, get the bomb the terrorists had planted in there. It's a snoooker snatch. What is the lowest level you can have and still have any secret service at all? Is it just vice president or do you like speaker of the house? Do they have a guy? No, it'd be like family members of former presidents, right? I would assume that yeah yeah, you get a lot of cut, like somebody's got to be keeping an eye on Baron because it's like, okay. Yeah. Or like the, the Obama girls, Obama girls and stuff like that. Like they're all, and all the way down, all the presidents kids, right? They all got like old school secret service with them

because you can't have, you know, some country taking a past president's child or something. Yeah. So you're going have- That would be a good movie. Kushigig. Kyle, you are muted. That's a great part of the West Wing. There's a scene early on when, when he's melting down over his daughter. He's like, can you imagine if you were kidnapped,

they put you in a plane, six hours later, you're in Iran. They're telling me I've got to pull, pull troops out of, out of the Middle East, or they're going to cut your head off. And I don't know what to do. Can you imagine? That's what's going to happen. And she's like, yeah, holy shit.

And he's like, yeah, that's reality. I'm the president of the fucking United States. You can't run off. She's like, okay, I'm so sorry, dad. And then like two seasons later, it happens. She's kidnapped for realsies. They give her one of those ladies, secret service agents, of course, doesn't pan out.

She gets kidnapped and the president's doesn't pan out, she gets kidnapped and the president's gotta tap out and they bring John Goodman in to be president. John Goodman's the Republican, so he shows up all, he's just fat Goodman. Fat Goodman shows up. I love that fat Goodman. Right off the rules end, Goodman.

He's got like a disrespectful bulldog that he brings with him, a pug or something. He's like, that's General. He's like in the Oval Office with General, the little fucking dog, sweet. Yeah, John john goodman rules i know he can't be fat anymore because he's so old he'll die but yeah he was great when he was big old fat john good sure you pretend the pretend cloverfield lane john goodman where it was it was kind of like uh i was disappointed by that movie oh I like I didn't

like it because I was hoping for a sequel to the city fight no I was hoping for uh that's an actual cloverfield was yeah like I was hoping for a sequel not like the last 15 minutes of you didn't like the slow burn of like john goodman being... If I knew what was coming, I would appreciate it more. I love St. Cloverfield Land. I like the Cloverfield Paradox movie more. It seems like they tried to make it a sequel by tacking on an extra 10, 15 minutes of connectivity. Exactly. I didn't need it to be a sequel.

That wasn't connectivity. It could have been a completely different movie. It didn't need Cloverfield in it. I think it started as such, and they just did, the fact that it was a sequel was an afterthought. JJ Abrams Production Company owns all that stuff. So they had this idea of, there was other movies that they thought, there's a World War II zombie movie on Netflix called,

it doesn't matter, but they were trying to make that part of the universe as well. And then whenever they made the Paradox movie that you just referenced. But they were trying to make that part of the the universe as well and then Whenever they made the paradox movie that you that you just referenced Yeah, they bought that movie and then just renamed it clover fit like they like remade it to like fit into all that I don't know. I think they're trying to make a cinematic universe, but it just flopped. I never saw a regular overfield I only saw the John Goodman one I don't see the city cloverfield. No, I had

Tell me it wasn't very good. And so I didn't good. It was good. I don't know who your friends are It's it's some of the best early found I thought it was just okay. I like the first view of it team six that did the scalping under John Wyman Howard the third in 2006 and said they would have a command bloody the hatchet is what they'd say. And at first it started they said they were collecting DNA samples but that was just kind of a cover story for sadism. Speaking of scalping, they were guys see American Medieval on Netflix? Yeah, I saw it. That was so good. Those Mormons are shitty people.

That was such a good... You guys haven't seen it, Woody? No? No. I didn't like it. You didn't like it? Really? No, I like that. I thought that ending was weak. I thought the ending was weak. You thought it was what, too Hollywood? I just didn't like the ending and there was that one scene where the wolves are breaking into a cabin to attack those kids which was just bonkers stupid.

There were parts of it I liked. I liked all the LDS stuff showing off how evil the Mormons were in the West. And I liked the guy from Game of Thrones. He was really good. He was really good. Really good.

You know, they he got halfway scalped at the beginning of the movie and they're like, yeah, just put the rug back down and stitched it around and it's all gross. We don't want to give too many spoilers for these guys. Like let them watch it. I thought it was awesome. Okay. Well, tell me the entire plot. It was good. for these guys like let them watch it I thought it was awesome okay it was it was it was a very gritty western movie about people trying to get out west and the Mormons trying to keep control

of the west many series many it was a mini series and the the Indians were hardcore like awesome look at their hardcore enough I didn't think they were raping and torturing enough, but Hollywood always cleans Indians up Indians were savage pieces of shit They got to go dirty with it Indians like idea of a good time would be torturing a Captor to death for days. Oh, you want it? You wanted last man you can Indians said He can with a great Insanity the last I was he can with a great person. I want to lie to that. I want to eat intensity. The last one. Which the bone one?

Bone? No, you don't want to watch that, bro. That was bone tomahawk. You will traumatize you. Bone tomahawk Indians are mean. Yeah, I did not know what it is about those guys. I'm not watching it. You're worse than the bone tomahawk Indians.

The bone tomahawk Indians killed that guy quick compared to what the real command she would have done like like the actual Native Americans were just savage monsters. Like literally. You know what they weren't? Fence builders. Terrible at it. Terrible fence builders. 10,000 years following Buffalo around because fences escaped them.

That is pretty embarrassing. Like you see some guy from Portugal show up and be like, alright, step one, we're gonna to put some fences around. And they're like, yeah, but let's make the houses mobile. But there was goes that way. It'll run into the fence and be reverted.

But listen, you have to remember though, there was so much buffalo around, why would you need fences though? Like there was a lot, but like the land was covered. If there were that many buffalo, they wouldn't have to relocate all the time. Yeah, they were always relocating. They did that because of like, once you tear it out, like once you, it wasn't just buffalo they ate, they had deer and other stuff, right? Like in, plus the weather and stuff.

It was like 95% Buffalo they can they can look at the the bones of those guys and the shit that's left over Sometimes they can determine their diets. They ate like 95% Buffalo what happened though was When the white people came over starting in like the 1500s That smallpox spread across the whole country. It killed millions and millions of Indians that we hadn't even contacted yet. And because of all those Indians dying, the buffalo population exploded in a way that had never done so before historically.

There was no one there to- But you know what? Because that was a common thing. The dirtiness and the disease was a common thing with the Europeans, right? Because that was a common thing. The dirtiness and the disease was a common thing in Europe with the Europeans, right? Because that was just another culture. It wasn't the Aztec culture. There's another battle.

I can't remember what it was, but smallpox killed off them too. And I can't research it right now because I can't remember, but that was like a common thing when it came to fighting Europeans apparently, right? So it was like- When the Europeans came, they brought diseases.

Diseases with them and stuff. Yeah. And things like attack dogs with armor on and horses. Yeah, the armor and the guns were a big deal. And like, the more agriculture you have and the closer vicinity to that, like when you have animals that close together,

like it creates diseases and issues. And so if you, if you fucking 50 generations, a hundred generations back have just been around those animals, you don't even realize you're immune to a whole bunch of trans men. And then you go somewhere where they're like chasing wild animals and they're like, Whoa, I got no fucking defense for like all these, like having a thousand sheep in a pen diseases that you guys have. Yeah. Pretty brutal. That would be awful. Have no idea what a disease is in a pen diseases that you guys have. Yeah.

Pretty brutal. That would be awful. Have no idea what a disease is and it's just eating you up. Oh, they knew. Way to go. Well, like even with Roanoke, like the first people that came over, the Indians would notice that the whites would come to visit to borrow some corn. And then like a week later, like eight people would get a fever and die. Yeah, suddenly. Like they put it together, you know, like, do you think they had conspiracy theorists?

Sit under tree thinks that the weight man magically brings things over to us and it makes us ill. It's like, no, look around. We're dying by in droves. Yeah. That's it. Under three was all in explain that. I am only asking questions.

Diversity is the strength of our culture. Diversity is our strength. Oh, that's not because I've got this dope ass new necklace. This rifle. He's the only one they gave a rifle to. He's always like, the whites are great. They've done the coolest shit. He's the only.

He's got a white girlfriend, too.'s got like the ugliest white fat girl. Oh Jesus, that's so bad. But he flexes so hard because of her. He's got good credit. Dude, that would be awesome to be the first guy. My wife crushes chairs. This is my wife broken branch because she's breaking the tree. But uh yeah dude that would think of how sick that would be to be the first Indian in your tribe to get a gun. You're just you're the guy now. Like you're the guy. No one can do anything about it.

I don't think we will go fishing today. So hold on. The Chinese invented the gunpowder, right? The gun. And then the Europeans got it from the Chinese. The gunpowder? Yeah. They were making fireworks and rockets and shit with it.

There was a, there's a legend about a Chinese emperor who was the first astronaut. He, I think the whole thing is a fancy tale, but he took a chair and he mounted like there's a number like maybe 80 rockets or something. Try to launch himself to the moon. Oh, wow. You can imagine how that went. It's a true story. Legend. The landing is the rough part. They would like to take a ticket to it first or something like that.

He wouldn't know. They set several peasants up. They made it. They made it. They made it. If they didn't make it, we would have found the body. Well, well, depends where you land. I guess. Checkmate.

Yeah. They, uh, they invented like they, they were using it for fireworks and stuff. I think it had to go to the Europeans to, to, to folks that look a little bit like us for us, for someone to figure out how to turn it into a gun and kill another I think it had to go to the Europeans to folks that look a little bit like us for someone to figure out how to turn it into a gun and kill another person with it. And then they took it to the Japanese and they told his friends and they told you friends and so on. Yeah, there's a really interesting part of like

Japanese military technological history, where they were mixing in the firearms with the samurai stuff stuff and trying to make that work. Yeah, I've seen one of those. Yeah, because those rifles were the oldest of, there weren't rifles, those muskets or whatever were the oldest of muskets. They probably had that burning wick that you had to touch to a pan of powder or something. Yeah. Maybe probably weren't even flintlocks yet. So those guys were reloading back there and trying to make their piece of shit work. So you had to protect them with like pikes, like a phalanx of pikes and then archers

and still guys with swords and stuff. They had a really weird formation. Wasn't that like a whole military strategy for like part of a century, maybe a whole one like pike and shot. Yeah. Or shot and pike. Like the name that.

And then like another type of combat that I find fascinating. And we didn't go over Napoleon in school at all. Did you all cover Napoleon like, you know, like, like barely? Holy shit. What happened? It would have so sick. I had become a man grown to learn about Napoleon. I thought it was a short.

I thought he was some short, like European, like like French Hitler or something. Turned out he's like the greatest military genius. He was a very of all time. Next to like Alexander the Great and he conquered Europe twice. Yeah. He overextended that's why he lost. Am I wrong? He got betrayed by his own people when he came back and he overextended and got screwed up in Russia. Yeah. And then they sent him off to an island. They put him on that island. Yeah. He probably immediately conquered that island. Of course.

He died slowly on it, bro. Dude, you can't stop that guy from conquering. I showed you guys the picture of his cock the other day because somebody snatched his cock at some point in history and they had it. I feel like there is something Zach fact checked for us. And he's like, they don't even know that this is a cock. He wasn't even that short. He was like five, eight or something like that. Like they made it sound like you have the miniature. Like it was like

English propaganda. Yeah, exactly. That's us falling for some like propaganda back then that just became part of the ethos. Yeah, we're falling for propaganda from hundreds of years ago where the newspapers were making fun of. Yeah. Yeah. No, but you're right about like the Napoleon thing. We didn't learn about him barely at all.

And I was like an adult before I saw like, wait, you're telling me this guy was like, what, like literally one of history's most successful generals, like in the top couple, like you have to go to like Alexander the great to find somebody with like a better win loss ratio or like, um, area conquered in, in, in a period of time, especially when, since he didn't have cars, they doing all this shit on horseback. Yeah. The, um, they would have these big square formations, um, like with, with rifles and then the enemy would be riding around them with cavalry.

We didn't learn about any of that in school. I felt so... You were deprived. Deprived, yeah. Yeah. What a terrible education system we have. How many? We learned about Hannibal in school when I was a kid from what I remember, Napoleon and Alexander the Great we learned about in history class. We learned about Hannibal, but he was like kind of an ancillary character, like to the main tale.

Yeah. It wasn't really all about him. I wish we learned more about all the cool generals throughout history. There was way more Shakespeare than there was like European military history. Like we didn't learn anything about about that. That's why Americans have this shitty view of France. If the French were smart, they'd they'd give us some money to like just teach the truth. You know, they would because over here we just think of them as frogs and cowards. Right. Yeah. That's pretty hardcore. I'm not gonna the French are pretty hardcore fighters. Woody was like ahhh.

That thing might be more offensive than you realize. I like the French. And you know what? The eating frogs is totally fine. I eat frogs for a round. The French Foreign Legion was some like hardcore dudes. And even though they're in quote, foreign legion, the fighters who taught them were like they knew their stuff. Yeah, it was like they were suicides. The fighters were from like, like, where they're like, they were like runaways and stuff. The Foreign Legion, for example.

Yeah. You know what I mean? The French Foreign Legion. Some like quadruple murderer in Italy is like, yes, I join. And then they let him in. I guess he gets, isn't that the way it worked? Like if that guy was like wanted for crimes in Italy and he goes and joins the French foreign Legion, he serves enough years. And then they're like, all right, you're fucking French now. You can, you can hang out here. But Americans, not sure Americans just like, I don't know, a lot of you guys aren't taught about your history much. had I had gotten an argument with a guy the other day because I told him that like Americans don't didn't get into World War two until late in the battle.

Not true. It didn't start till we got there. And we want to. You know what I mean though. The war was going for a while until until the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. We were kind of doing the Ukraine thing where we just supplied, gave some materials, but not in boots. Yeah, we were getting the Canadians were in it before the Americans were. Yeah, because at the time you guys were you guys were just a Commonwealth of a Commonwealth of. Yeah, exactly. But, you know, it didn't make sense for us to be in it, right? Like we hadn't been attacked. So for for two years we just supported the people that were

getting attacked and then Japan made the greatest blunder in modern military history. There was a huge American following of the NAZI party too right like there's a mass. Henry Ford was a Nazi. Yeah and so was Disney and a whole bunch of other people. Right. But every report received a Nazi medal from Hitler directly. Like he went there and got it. Yeah. And it's like, you could look up the pictures of the Madison square garden.

Hitler made their huge trucks and the whole bunch of stuff. I'm pretty sure it was Volkswagen. Yeah. No, it was Volkswagen. It was Ben's. It was Ford. It was, it was Hugo boss. It was a whole bunch of stuff. I'm pretty sure it was Volkswagen. Yeah. No, it was Volkswagen. It was Benz. It was Ford. It was, it was Hugo Boss. It was a whole bunch of stuff.

Oh, that was pre like Ford wasn't sending trucks over after the war started. Like after Pearl Harbor. Not just trucks. There's no way. Ford produced around 25,000 trucks for the German military during World War II. These trucks were used for many purposes,

including cargo transport, command and ambulances, radio and workshops. Yeah. 1942, about one third of the II, these trucks were used for many purposes, including cargo, transport, command and ambulances, radio and workshops. 1942, about one third of the 350,000 trucks used by the German army were made by Ford. Do you think they had commercials? In 1942, the year we entered the war, a third of the German vehicles were Fords. Before we got involved, do you think there were commercials where it's like, if it's good enough to conquer France, it's good enough for my race. Whether it's school, theory, or cleaning up my fields, I can rely on Ford. It's tough enough for the Blitzkrieg,

dependable enough for Wyoming. Where the workers are paid a fair wage. Ford is good enough for the Fuhrer. Let's go. Yeah. And Fanta too. I think Fanta was created so that Coca-Cola could sell soda to the Nazis. Interesting.

Fanta sucks. So did they intentionally give them a shittier soda? I mean, what's wrong with Fanta? I like orange Fanta, man. I mean, I prefer Coca-Cola, but... No, Fanta gets blown out by the standard Colas. Not even the Colas. If you want orange Cola though. I mean, I prefer Fanta, but it gets blown out by the standard colas. Not even if you want orange cola though. I mean, you know, and it's 1939. Yeah. There are the whole different process into making even every it's 1939. Clean water is a rare treat.

Yeah. All right. So you pop open a Fanta. You're like, holy shit. That's a luxury. This is pretty good. They used to put ice cream on it and everything. Yeah. That was a whole thing. Not Germany. Over the years. Coca-Cola, Deutschland developed Fanta. There you go. So when these people nowadays have a whole issue

with our leaders, politicians, oligarchs, et cetera, throwing up a little Seagile, I'm like, come on, we've always been Nazis here. All right, you know? We've always been Nazis here. All right, you know, like. We've always been feeding them their favorite orange beverages. That's the new, that's the Ford commercial. Back to our roots.

Oh my gosh. We're making a brand new soda just for the IDF and another one for the Palestinians. Oh, Jesus. Vote in this online poll for which one to name them. The ultimate solution to thirst. A final solution to snake your thirst. Are you exhausted after a day of pressing a button and dropping rockets? Oh my gosh.

I don't know if we're going to give an enemy soda. I think you should. With Coca-Cola Deutschland. Yeah, they there were a lot of things like that during, you know, our history. And, you know, NASA. There was a I'm watching Space Force, it's goofy as fuck. But there's a point where John Malkovich is like, NASA was riddled with Nazis. Just rife with them. But at that point, do we want to beat the Russians or not?

Because we need to find the most autistic rocket guys. Where do you think they're going to be from? It's going to be Germany. They love that shit. You try and stop them from engineering some new thing and they'll like wake up early in the morning to sneak it. I feel like the part about Nazis that most people dislike is the anti-Semitism. It's the World War II part. No, no, that wasn't their fault. We all know that. Fair, true.

It's the anti-Semitism. Was it because Poland invaded Germany? Is that just redoing history? What happened? Why is it not their fault? I think it was more of kill all the other races type of- There's, I've been watching this historian- And the handicapped people, by the way,

and the gay people. Bryce Mitchell, the historian? Yeah, I've been watching the story of Bryce Mitchell. And he explained it. I've been learning a lot. They gay people Bryce Mitchell the historian. Yeah I've been watching sure I watch Mitchell and he explained it I'm gonna learn the lot they were queering up the kids. Did you did you hear about that? Queering them up. You're making the frogs gay. They're gaying them up. Yeah There's this UFC fighter named Bryce Mitchell who's a genuine like moron like some people pretend to be the oh I saw that interview Yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about podcast They know one point pose that question to him and backed him into a corner.

It just brought it up. It's episode one of the shows that he hosts in his garage. That is the funniest thing he voluntarily puts forward. I think Hitler was a good guy. I'd have gone fishing with Hitler, you know, before the meth. And I'll tell you what he was, the books he was burning, queer books, queer books, you know, first trans surgery happened, Nazi Germany, they were hearing the kids. It was queering them and then them Jews, them sneaky Jews, they were stealing over, I'm a holy fuck.

You know what the UFC did? They booked him a bad ass motherfucking opponent. He's going to get our eyes names escaping me. He's gonna get fucked up. Is he an Israeli? Yes. No, no, no. You're no badass Israeli fighter. I don't know. He's a tough fighter, Taylor. Yeah, I don't know this world as well as you do. He's taking on the Hebrew hammer in Tel Aviv.

Okay, so they're just gonna line him up against some Chechen basically, right? That seems to be where all the toughest guys come from is that Muslim Russian. There's tough guys all over. What it is, it seemingly the top 1% of the 1% seems to be those hard motherfuckers from there, but it's not like there aren't good fighters everywhere. I saw a quick UFC thing, Dustin Poirier was talking about

how shitty Michael Chandler was in their fight. Michael Chandler spit blood, blue blood, all in Poirier's eyes on purpose. And he's in a podcast. He's like, you know, he blew the blood in my eyes and like, that's whatever. I've done that to people before, you know? I've blown blood in people's eyes.

I'll elbow them to make them blink. Then I'll blow it in their eyes. You know, it works. Blinds you, can't see shit. But what I didn't like was he stuck his fingers in my mouth. He's like, he put his two middle fingers in my mouth and pulled my head back to try to get a rear naked choke. He's like, so I bit the fuck out of him.

I was trying to bite them fingers off. And if I didn't have my mouth guard in, I would have taken one. Yeah. He's like, you ask that bitch. I bet he bled after. Fuck. It. He's like, you ask that bitch. I bet he bled after. It's a new level of dirty fighting, bros. I'm retiring after this one, but Chandler, he can get any time.

Fuck him. Dude, Justin Poirier, he's one of my favorite fighters. I like that interview. That was a good take. I saw that fight. We were talking about Israeli fighters. Did you see India had their first UFC fighter? Yeah, you got the shit beaten out of him

That was a while back. He lasted 19 seconds. Don't knock Yeah, I remember that that was I think he debuted at on an Arab card It's been a few months ago when I saw him fight. It was February 8th Okay, it may have been a second fight then. Hmm But I remember them being like, oh, we got an Indian now, what do you think? I said, I think he's awful. I think he went to a country with a billion people

and it found the toughest guy and he's a loser. Indians aren't known for fighting. Their high schools don't have sports. They're not really known for athletics. Yeah, you need to start that. It's not a thing, Desi, it's not a fight. Fighting is not a thing. They smack with their hands and stuff. Well, because of the, I think it's not a thing Desi. It's not a fight fighting is not a thing They smack with their hands and stuff and well because of that. I think it's what what he said

It's like it's like if you don't play any sport as a kid Then you don't learn like fundamentals about how to like generate power with your body how to rotate hips and how to flick your wrist And how to do the things that allow a human body to throw and hit and tackle and you know, like if nobody ever taught, if you ever played football, then you don't know how to tackle somebody. No one ever taught you how to take somebody's legs out or how to hit low, how to take down somebody who's way bigger than you moving the opposite direction. I grew up with a kid playing hockey, bro. Trust me, you learn how to fight. I was gonna say, if hockey was huge in India, they'd be better fighters as a population. Hey, I guess hockey players or they'd be dealing with hockey players.

Because when you learn how to pull a jersey over someone's head and knock them out, that's a whole different life. We learn that in frigging grade four. Like I'm telling you, it's like a whole different thing. And yet you're not watching your team's games. No, I'd rather play, but I don't watch, I don't watch any, the only sport I watch is like FIFA soccer or, uh, you're, uh, English premier league soccer. Really? Yeah. Cause I don't know.

What are the commercials like when you watch that? Are there commercials during that game? Cause I understand. I know very little about that game. It might as well be an alien sport to me. I don't think there are a lot of timeouts and periods of rest. It seems like it's go-go. So how does the broadcast work? It's more of a, it's not like, see, it's funny because when you talk to English folk or watch footy or something like that, they make fun of like the Super Bowl

because they'll play for like two minutes, then you get 10 minutes commercials and they play for another two minutes. And that's why, you know, a 90 minute game or an hour game lasts like three hours it makes it's it's like they don't even see them as athletic anymore at that point because there's so many breaks in between but when you watch like a Premier League game or something you have like commercials in like the bottom screen and picture in picture or

something like that right or you get a ton of commercials during half time situation but it's it's it's football, it looks very, like a very slow sport to someone in Europe. American football, I should say, yeah. Yeah, it's fast on the ground. I think they're moving so fast. And there's so many breaks, it's ridiculous. There are that many breaks,

but it's a sprinter's sport, right? Like I bet if you took the fastest in the NFL and put them in the Olympics, they'd be competitive in track and field. Yeah, there's listen, listen, listen. They are not there. There is no one more athletic than a soccer player. Playing. Well, athletics hard to define, right? More in shape cardio. I don't know what to tell you. Well, the octagon to run constantly for 90 minutes

and play soccer with skill. But if that's the barometer of athleticism, then a super marathon runner is the best athlete of all all time. And so it's like, I see what Woody's saying. Like it is more sophisticated. Yeah. Like there's, it's like, it depends, I guess. I hear you. I give you, if you take the best 11 soccer players ever and make them play the Jacksonville Jaguars, they're going to have to bring coffins like there's no. Is that football? Is that football? So like, but then if you take those Jacksonville Jaguars and

make him play soccer against him like they have no shot, they're going to be gassed in two seconds. Yeah, just he's a fighter. He was defining what athleticism was. And to him it was reacting appropriately. That was the big thing. Right. You know, maybe a goalie would be very athletic by his definition of baseball player, a fighter, you know, a guy who can sort of sense the way things are unfolding and react appropriately physically. That to him was what athletic ability was. And I was like, that's as good a definition as I know. I think it's combining two or three things at the same time.

It's speed, power, athleticism, accuracy, and there's gotta be a mental thing there too. Like hitting a baseball is so goddamn hard for like 10 different reasons. The same way like cutting a route for a running back is so hard for so many different reasons. Or getting an interception for a cornerback when you've read the play or whatever. cutting a route for running back is so hard for so many different reasons or, or, or intersect, getting an interception for a cornerback when you read the play or whatever,

or running for three fucking hours straight in a giant field and then still, you know, I don't know, doing some of that. Twisting a soccer ball in the air. Like, yeah. There's also a, um, a resilience that I appreciate a ton. You see it in fighting, but it might as well be marathon or whatever, heart. Yeah, the guys who, you know, like, Chael Sonnen has this thing. He says quitting is not an option.

He's like, quitting is always an option. Quitting is an option that is right there. It's always begging you to choose it. Quitting is the easiest option to choose in every situation you're ever in. It's up to you not to pick that. And it's like, yeah, quitting is an option. It's like when in your life is quitting ever not been the easy choice.

Yeah, prison. Yeah. OK, OK. Yeah. And you had to fight back. I'm going. All right. See you tomorrow. Fuck. You know, you know, who didn't give up no matter how many times the sisters raped him? Who?

Dufresne. Remember? It's true. It's true. Well, he kind of gave up. He left. No, he didn't. Remember he goes when Morgan Freeman's like, I'd like to tell you, he fought the good fight.

I'd like to tell you, he didn't get raped every day for three years, three years. And it's like, no, he did. But he fought every time. Well, he got killed though. But yeah, he, he did kill one of them eventually, but that was many implied rates. He did that guy's taxes and had that guy cripple his rapist, which is a master accountant move. You can't walk anymore because I know how to tax

defer and invest in this fucking asshole. Yeah, that was a funny scene where he's about to get pushed off a roof by some roided up cop and he's like, wait, let me look at your portfolio. And like in real life, that cop would have been like, you're dead. Like I've already established I'm an erratic lunatic. He just questioned my wife on top of this roof after I got you and your friends 12 beers. Maybe it was before the beers.

Yeah, it was before the beers because he offered it. And then he wanted beers for his boys, which was such a ridiculous ask like no food to go along with it. Like nothing else, just the beers. Ridiculous. I would have been, I would have been like, this movie is not realistic. A beer without a charcuterie board, please. I have no snacks. Fuck off. I'm going to make you get audited. When you're in jail, that's how he gets rid of them. He said I knew I wasn't built for jail when I watched Oz. I was like, Jesus, Murphy knew. Don't bring a boss every time it comes up. I guess so brutal.

It's so I know it's probably not realistic, but at the same time, it's, it's a good deterrent. It's very realistic. Oh, okay. Okay. I think it's very realistic for like maximum security, scary prison. I think that's the kind of shit that goes down. Cause even at the medium security that was next to where I stayed, like somebody

got stabbed over a sandwich or some shit petty like that while I was there. And the whole thing went on lap lockdown. And it's like, like well the people at medium can't behave somebody got stabbed over a sandwich so we've got to like go up there and make their bag lunches today and I was like what do you mean wait wait I actually didn't pass my physical exam yeah Joe you're not you're not sending me on sandwich-making duty to the medium security prison bitch. No, he's right about to get his wand I got things Here I read through that Harry Potter series in like six days and I was like, okay

Seven more weeks to go Stories to me was Kyle making a friend in snow who was unfamiliar with the Harry Potter series. So he would retell Harry Potter to snow. He's like, like it was a story. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like he just laid out the background of Harry Potter in a language that snow would appreciate. It's a skillset I don't have. Really ripping it, ripping it as your own, like acting as though like you were writing. No, I can't believe this dude,

you gotta put pen to paper, this is brilliant. Ah, he always asks, he's like, that book you always reading, what is that? It's Harry Potter. I heard of that, what's that about? It's like, well, this is kid and he's like getting a beard. Picture this, five eight year year olds magic in their eyes. Tell us, Jack.

That's a pretty fucking gay. Oh, hey, like he was like, we got to read one of those books sometimes. I gave him Harry Potter, the first book, and he didn't make it through it. But he tried. He did. He made you made you just regale him with tails. He's like laying in his bunk late at night. You're drifting off. He's like, Kyle, tell me a story. You start being like, well, it was the tournament of the five houses.

He's like, no, you did that one already. It was the tournament of the five houses. Like no you did that one already Diggory But was Cedric okay Blanket wrapped around him. We're both under the same blanket with like a flashlight. We've got the flashlight under the blanket. Those guys like prison tans on. Kyle's in the new prison oranges.

There you go. You don't, uh, you don't think that could even be like, like, like, you don't think the mentors are real, right? I don't know, Snow. There's a lot of stuff we don't know about in this world. Could be. Could be. You ready for your workout this morning, Snow? I didn't sleep a wink I tell him about I literally tell him like what

Harry Potter was doing in the story wherever I was and he'd be like yeah it's one time you know the cops was chasing us so I had to throw the gun in the bushes never found my gun so I didn't get any gun charges. Good day. Good day. But they got me on that hit. She's really talking about it was always something awful. It was always some story about like selling drugs or like intercepting a package or like we saw the guy who had done us wrong and we got him. And then we ran

and it was always some like crime shit, like real crime shit. It was always smuggling methamphetamine and smoking fools. Like it was stuff I didn't wanna hear about. Oh, and he would say the N word, loud, but not in a mean way. He was like telling me how to fit in prison at one point. He's like, give me some tips for the road, you know?

And he's like- Was he Chicano? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, all right, but yeah, I hear you. And he's like, he goes, and the blacks, there's a word, they don't like you to say it. And I'm like, this isn't just a prison thing, Snow.

No, no, no. You see, there's a certain word in prison. They hate it. You cannot say it. And he says it loud. He's like, you can't say, don't ever call a black man a ninja. You start calling him a ninja. He's ready to fight ninjas. Ninjas always fight. And I'm like, we're on the track and there's ninjas everywhere, dude. I'm like looking around at all and I'm like I'm hoping that they don't like hear the word yeah look toward us. Kyle's like and see you. We're on the track. This is where they are. You're having a swimming pool conversation. That's hilarious.

Were you doing that thing where as he's saying it more, you're like, ah, trying to like, like, I mean, he's scary too. I don't want to show him. And he's like, Kyle, they hit it at Wendy's. They hit it at the bank. He was like letting me in on some insider info when he told me that. How long has he been in there? Goodness gracious. 17 years I think. Something like that. Something like that. It was in the high teens. How big was he? Maybe five, 10, five, 11, um, and pretty strong and about 45 or, uh, or so shaped head,

bunch of tattoos like he was, his, his workout was always like, you know, chin ups with that big weight that he had created tied to his waist. He do, he crank out a bunch and then do a lap and then crank out a bunch and do a lap. And I don't know how many laps we do. I don't remember that shit anymore, but he was pretty strong. He was in good shape.

And he'd been in prison fights and was comfortable getting in prison fights. And he's like, he wanted to stab me with a jank. I wanted to box him. And he's always talking about boxing somebody. I guess he knew how to fight. He said he knew how to fight. He said he knew how to fight. And you never, you never pressed him on it.

No, I press him on it. Taylor. I didn't press snow. No, no, especially when he was kind enough to get like, like one of the best, I like, I was afraid to go outside because I was going to, my locker was going to be unattended and I was really afraid. So I was going to put drugs in my locker and then They'd be found and I'd be blamed for the drugs That was my that was one of my bigger fears that someone would try to hide their shit in my locker cuz I'm the new guy Yeah, and then we get shaken down or just somebody trying to ruin my life, you know, cuz fuck it You know just trying to do that

So I'm like, I don't think I want to go outside today and And my Mexican cellmate explained that to snow in Spanish. And I don't speak a lick of that, but they're just back and forth. And snow's like, oh yeah, they might do that. And I'm like, come on. What the fuck? He's like, you need a lock. And I'm like, yes, yes I do.

Be right back. And he went and got me a lock and had the combination on a piece of paper. Right on the spot, he had access to it that quick. Yeah, he had a lock. He's the lock man. That's cool. Because he's spot he had access to it that quick. Yeah, like he had a lock. Lock man. That's cool. Because he's like, now we can go outside and you know,

and you know, work out or whatever. No, you're not staying inside. I need you to update me on what's going on with the Weasley twins. Are you really telling me that the one Asian lady's name is Cho Chang? That's like kind of insensitive. go Chang. That's like kind of insensitive. You sound like you sound like when I was like, when I first, when I was a young, when I first went to live in the States for university,

I was like so traumatized by American blacks, like American black people are so much different than the rest of the world black people, because they have their own thing. And it's like, I was like, I was, you know, I was like 19. And I was going to go to university in the States, and I went to New York and stuff. And I was like, you know, I went to NYU for my first semester, because I did do some certain courses and stuff. And it was like an entry course. And, you know, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, but, you know, in the American atmosphere and, you know, American black kids and stuff. And I was like, I, it was so traumatizing how comfortable these guys were with certain friggin crazy situations. Like we'd be in a nightclub in South Bronx and I see someone get, you know, stabbed in the neck and I was

like, damn, I'm like, I'm like, I was ready to need therapy after seeing, you know what I mean? Like I came from a little town like that was pre internet. I was a little compared to New York, Toronto's little town, but I came from, you know, friggin Canadian city, regular suburban dude. You know what I mean? You got those Canadian sensibilities. And it was I do. I really do.

And it was like, I remember this one thing that messed me up was we had a movie night and we went to a screening of Men to Society. And I don't know if you guys seen that movie, but you know, street kid movie type of thing and everything. And I just I just like I was fucked up excuse my language on the show. But I was like, is it you know, one of the drive by scenes and I was like, you excuse my language on the show, but I was like, is it, you know, one of the drive-by scenes? And I was like, You know what I mean? I've you see stuff like this, you know, I saw colors like before that. That was like the first time you really saw the stuff in Canada and everything. And then I'm watching this drive-by scene and then half the guys around me are laughing at the scene because of how the guy died when he fell.

You know what I mean? And I'm like here, like, you know what I mean? I'm trying, I don't wanna look like a complete pussy, but at the same time I was like, oh my gosh, you just killed that guy for no fucking reason. You know what I mean? Did you say, did you go, oh my gosh.

Yeah, I almost did. I almost did a full on- Gee whiz. Sally Willikers, this is good. It's bad enough I don't curse. You know what I mean? It's like damn. But it was like, it was like, it was like, and these guys were like, just so accustomed to seeing stuff like that. And I was, you know, that's just changed my life. I'm, I'm glad I did it. And living in the States was a whole different thing. But it's like, then you realize how different the two countries really are, bro. It's like, it's like such and a lot of Americans don't know, like, it's funny because Americans don't

know anything about Canada. Because, but Canadians know everything about America, because we get all the TV shows and channels in like Toronto and along the border and all that stuff, right. But at the same time, when I lived in the States, I lived in the States for like 10 years, I completely forgot what was going on in Canada. You know, I didn't know after a certain amount of time, I didn't know who the Prime Minister was. I didn't know anything was going on with politics. I forgot, I forgot. I was studying Canadian law. I was studying, I was in the States, I was studying international commerce and I was studying law, constitutional law.

And I was like, even to this day, I know more about American stuff than I do Canadian stuff, which is weird, but you can understand. It's not in any of our media. It's not taught in schools. Nothing. It's not learned about on TV and none of your TV shows make it to out to us.

Very few. Degrassi. Trailer Park Boys was my first. SCTV you guys probably saw. Did you guys watch SCTV at all? No. Sounds smart. I don't know. That's where Martin Short came from and John Candy and those guys. Boycotting American products now. Reddit would have me believe that they're doing that really

Yeah they are. for, oh it's true. You can go to, you can go to like a lot of the stores and you'll see little Canadian flags besides certain products and it's like, but I know it sounds silly because there's so few Canadians. The American ones were like fully stocked and all the other ones were in. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of doing this kind of happening right now. It's kind of weird. And it's like, it's, it's, and it's funny because I have, I have dual citizenship, right? So it's

like, I can benefit. I plus I have businesses in the States and I make more money in the States. I do Canada. So I'm, I'm across the border like every week, literally. You play both sides to always come out the top. I do, I really do. But we chose when I was getting married at the time. Funny story. I was with my soon to be wife back in 94, 95. And I remember we were walking on the street and we were judging. I had a nice offer from Chase Manhattan for a good position when I graduated from university and she was working for a pharmaceutical firm up in Canada and we were trying to decide if we get married where we wanted to bring up kids and start a family and stuff and we were weighing the pros and cons between you know the health

benefits and all this stuff and the more money in the states, you know what I mean? And then as we're walking by, some guy dressed, someone tries to buy us and goes, hey, you fucking end lover to my wife who was white. And then she goes, well, I guess that solves that argument. And we even told that story at our wedding. And it was like, there's such an American thing, but it was like, it's like, damn, it's such a two different guys. I didn't know you were Canadian. Sorry.

Yeah. Right. How dare he? But yeah, he would have known if you had turned and been like, well, son of a gun, even though the two countries are so close, it's like two opposite coins, two opposite sides of the coin. Like it's so crazy. It's like, whenever I cross, and I love both countries, I really love the States and I love Canada. But when I love when I cross it, as soon as I cross that border,

my situational awareness like goes from here to here. You know what I mean? Like, you know what it is? It's like, it's like some sports teams, you're always in the hunt for the championship like every year and you take it real seriously. So like your team loses big deal. You know, you win, riding high, and some teams, you know, they're in the back. They're never gonna be never going to be champs. So I don't take the game too seriously. That's, that's what Canada is. But we don't, but the funny thing is though, we, we feel sorry for Americans though. Like, and it sounds weird, but we feel bad for Americans.

Like all the guns and the crime and the hatred and the this and then that, like it's, it's, it's one of the, I can't remember which British guy said it, but he said being a Canada must be like living in the apartment building up above the crack heads. You know what I mean? And that sounds evil and mean, but it's like, it's, it's, it's like when, when you were here, it's like

you watch American politics, like it's the Jerry Springer show. Yeah, we do that because it's, it's so much more civilized up here. If it makes any sense, every Canadian, I know, like you ask them anything about Canadian politics, which doesn't get brought up much because no one really cares. It'd be like, so what's your guys system? There's like term limits. Do you have a, you got a prime minister or what else is, and they're like, oh, no, not a clue.

No idea. I know how you guys system works because that's the, you know, that's kind of the more meaningful one. We see it so much. It's on every TV show. I'll tell you about the house of Burgesses. They'll come up with some third grade civics shit, social studies shit on you. It's so prominent, but it doesn't go both ways. Same with Mexico though. It's not like Mexico's exporting their culture very well outside of tacos. I have no idea how their politics works, but apparently before their most recent presidential

election didn't like literally dozens of people get assassinated going for different positions. I have no idea It was it was a crazy amount of this point of propaganda No, yeah, I don't even know. I love our politics. I love the way it is I like that you don't have to be some uptight hoity-toity kind of Buttoned up kind of guy to get into politics. I like that. We've got like race car drivers in politics, too Like, you know, I mean, like, yeah, I mean, yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a freaking governor, right? So this is from recent. This is from like, this is from like seven, seven, eight months ago,

Mexico City, May 31. Mexico's election is now the bloodiest in its modern history after a candidate running for local office in central Puebla State was murdered on Friday at a political rally taking the number of assassinated candidates to 37 ahead of Sunday's vote. Those are working numbers. You got to pump up those numbers. I don't think you're you're giving them enough credit there Again up here we see you guys like one level above Mexico. You know what I mean? Like, and it sounds crazy to you, but it's like, it's like, you know, I, I,

I used to DJ in a club in New York and stuff like that. And people like, oh, like I'll come home and they're like, wow, you're still alive type of scenario. You know what I mean? It's like, it's like the wild west outside. America rules. Where is that? When did you DJ in New York? I DJed in red zone in New York in the early,

in the mid 90s. That was so cool. I used to go to New York to dance. Oh, dope. Yeah, Limelight, Palladium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. So you know like the tunnel and all that stuff then. I mean, I'm no lie. Limelight was crazy back then. I felt like, so justadium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. So you know, like the tunnel and all that stuff then,

like, Line Light was crazy back in the day. So just to get in, you had to be like X level of cool. And then to get in like the VIP places, you had to be like that much cooler. Like Club 54 stuff. One time I was ever sold, like they ever let me into the better place. There's like couches there.

The signs are no lips below the hips. And I wasn't being obeyed. And it was like, what is this place? Describe the the scene to me because I'm picturing Saturday Night Fever, bro, no, or for him or me. Once you do it, I think you'll do it better. Okay, see, I was I was in like one of the clubs I was in were like, dope, they're

fire as a kid. So like, I would be there. I'd see Junior Vasquez there. I'd see a whole bunch of other very cool DJs and I'd play like the sets I would do like house music and hip hop. So and it was like, it was actual dancing in the clubs. You would like I'd be in the club and you'd see like RuPaul and his crew come in and they'd be dancing or Willie Ninja and his crew, which were like the guy who invented voguing stuff. But then you'd also have like the hardcore hip hop heads, uh, the guys who used to dance and like the Mariah Carey videos and the guy, you know, the breakers and all that stuff. Like it was,

it and like you get to the club at 1am and leave at 6am and it was like an amazing scene. And you'd see like different guys from hip-hop groups come in and different artists and movie actors and stuff like that it was like it was one of the best times of my life like it was one of the places i went to i think it was a gigantic cathedral converted into a dance club of debauchery i remember walking past this woman who was a 10 by any standard with two different guys, one on each boob just sucking it. And here's single Woody not getting anything.

Like, is this like for anyone? Is this just like a line? We can't wait. Is this the line? Is this the line? Right, and then. You try and sneak in like a, like, like what he's trying to think of a good line is like, ma'am, if you had a

third tit, let me tell you. I remember there were just daring outfits, right? Picture like leather bikinis and snow goggles and stuff. And I'm like, she's making it work, right? She's she couldn't the people there Were as good-looking as any human who's ever walked the planet at least the coolest ones, right? And then there's me up College me was a pretty good-looking guy, but not in this crowd not in this crowd. I couldn't get into the better sections I'm like, is it my silk shirt?

You're like I ordered an orange juice and they're like And this part I couldn't get into the better sections. I'm like, is it my silk shirt? What shirt am I wearing? I don't know. You're like, I ordered an orange juice and they're like. Tch. Tch. This is my going out outfit. Like, I don't know. You're just stupid on your shirt.

I look like I'm from Friends at this time. And all these guys look like they're, I don't know, a cross between a bikini model and a skier or something like they were just cool. Some of the girls we went with were that cool. I think that's how I actually got. Yeah, that's how you get in was a hot chance. Yeah. But I remember trying to leave the club and I couldn't get taxis because the taxis wouldn't pick up black guys in certain places and after like walk home for like two hours through the city like it was stuff like that but again but as the states you know what i mean is like oh yeah that would look great to the locals who would you know would see a freaking tourist and not rob me but okay yeah

and not rob me but okay yeah explain why they won't pick you up why won't they pick me up why don't you roll a Canadian flag to let them know you're not from here cause I'll be robbed and beaten by the locals right? good with the bad I'm not a fool I don't mind the walk I wasn't complaining I needed the cardio

you make Canadians in America seem like they're like walking around with big suckers and propeller hats. Like looking up at the big mugs. I remember I told this story before. You can spot a tourist, all right? But I was dancing in a mosh pit and I'm not a mosh pit guy and I'm not the biggest guy either. Not amongst people who enjoy mosh pits.

Six foot is small. And I'm jumping around and guy either, not amongst people who enjoy mosh pits. Six foot is small. And I'm jumping around and there's this one guy, you know, a young snow would be a good description of him. And he's not dancing. He's taking- No, you're talking, hold on, woody snow, not Canadian rapper snow, right? No, Kyle Snow. Okay.

This guy is a young guy, Kyle Snow. And he's not dancing. He's taking runs at people leaning over shoulder down knocking people the fuck out right boys girls didn't care. And I'm like, I should do something about this. But I'm not going to do much better than these people that are still on the ground from previously. There's this guy, his name is zip. He was on my swim team. And I, I was much faster than Ziv. So somehow in the athletic hierarchy, I

thought I was better, but no, not at mosh pit dance. Ziv decides he's going to clean this situation the fuck up. So he goes right in the middle and makes the biggest target out of himself and just starts looking at the guy dancing almost daring him. The guy makes a run at zip as expected. Ziv is midair and he puts his elbow in the guy's fucking eye socket. Oh, and the guy goes down. Boom, right? It's Ziv is dancing around like it was an accident. Like he didn't know. They all like like he didn't notice he just flattened out the toughest guy in the

club. The guy gets up, makes another run at zip. This is what he wants. This is what Ziv is here for. Fucking takes the guy. The guy's bloodied and bruised on his face. And he's had enough. Ziv corrected the situation. He's the man of the hour.

He's cool guy of the week. And I'm like, I can't believe I'm here with fucking zip. Can we get to the better part of the club? No. Sorry, Ziv. You're still ugly. We won't let you into the cool side. But yeah, Ziv is really tough guy. I can't imagine wanting to run around and clash into random strangers. Get it. I went to dance with chicks, hot chicks.

I don't get it either. But yeah, you want to go get ready with a bunch of boys in the mosh pit? I wanted the experience. Have you guys ever danced in a mosh pit or like yeah, I have the mosh pit. Briefly, briefly, 2007. And I came out without a wallet. I didn't get, I didn't, I didn't even get like, and that in like, truly it probably didn't even happen while I was doing that.

But it was like very brief and quickly realized like, Oh, this is not, this sucks. Like I don't like this kind of just like, like aimless aggression. Everyone's like, you'd like, you'd like see someone's eyes across the way and they're like, there's like mean mugging you. It's like, what are you mad about? You bought tickets, you're at an event and now you're going to run into people. You're in a body concept. I'm okay with if there were like 40 Woody's and a couple of girls that

you'll be kept safe in there, like that'd be fun jumping around bumping shoulders. Like I could see that. But what these guys were doing seemed like a modified version of fighting. And I, I, I did it when I went to see Suicide or Tendencies live. I remember doing that. I mean, it was kind of fun, not my thing long-term. And I did it when I was at the University of Syracuse and Onyx came to the school.

And Onyx was like, throw your guns in the air. And they had a whole thing and they were bald head guys. And they were like, it was kind of a weird hip hop group. and people are doing a mosh, black guys are doing a mosh pit there. So I'd like that the two, you know, I mean, it was, it was interesting and it was different and it was kind of fun and that's a huge onyx guy. So I would hate that. I was into it there. But if I'm going to go to a concert, I want it to be like Elton John.

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tight handling car they offer an option for this thing with a Seven point three liter I think it's a guy 445 cubic inch She's 445 cubic inch God's word Godzilla engine that you can put in this thing You have to get like a cusp like a aftermarket oil pan and something else just to fit it in there The engine itself is $8,500. The car is about 25 That's it Yeah, it's a kit car. You have to build it. I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I got well build this is kind of a If you scroll down Zack, you'll see what you get. Cause it's a little more,

a little more. All right. So you get that. Okay. And then the body is that. So you see like, like most of it's done for you. Okay. Yeah. You know, and it's a cool project overall. Like, Oh, it'd be a really, and everything's brand new and like clean. So it's, it'd be a, it'd be really and everything's brand new and like clean so it's it'd be a it'd be a fun project I wish I had that skill set that is you could just drop 32 grand and little elbow grease not even 32 did I do them oh you know you don't want that Godzilla engine you want to put like a maybe an LS or like I'd put a fucking 327 or something in there. You don't, that's a little small. The most I can do is change oil and the tire.

Like I'm not a, that's not my thing is mechanics. No, that's not me. Really? Yeah. So I'm not a great mechanic, but I have fixed a lot of, I've done a lot of things I didn't know how to do until I did it. YouTube is awesome.

Yeah, right. Yeah. That's one thing I wish I learned is how to do that. I'm I'm an academic. I'm a nerd. I can't do that. I wasn't taught to do that stuff. Like when I have come to my properties, I've been learning and how to fix a lot of stuff and do myself and plumbing and stuff like that because YouTube is amazing. But I car mechanics I wish I knew that'd be though. That car is that car projects more like adult Legos than actual being a mechanic. Like mechanical stuff is, you know, there's something wrong with that engine.

We got to go in there, take things apart and recognize what's wrong and get our hands dirty. That's assembly of brand new shit. That's like hit car. That's a, that's pretty cool. Although, you know, you're probably 40 grand in by the end and you could have just brought a brand new Mustang it brought a brand new v8 Mustang and that thing would have had the scott apple carplay every time i uh like put my shopping cart together to build one of those and show it to my dad he's like you know those brand new ones have the best AC. I got navigation system to airbags as well. Also that thing's a fucking death trap.

Kyle, you know what that body's made out of? It's composite body. If you hit something and it's weird, I saw a guy get in there. There was six foot six, three 50 fit in that thing. They really like they've made enough space where your feet go and and they a little roadster and that little roadster Yeah, but it's a death trap. If you crash anything you just fucking die There's nothing between you and the car that hits you it actually Motorcycling it I'm actually in the middle of like looking for a new vehicle because I'm

My Range Rover is starting to get kind of old and you know when those things get over a certain age They start falling apart. So it's like I was actually looking at the Electric vehicle just for the heck of it. Okay, and I I'm one of those weird guys who like the look of the cyber truck my trigger some you are weird, I do but You know the the the Hummer truck, the range in that thing with the battery is pretty, pretty cool too. What's the charging availability like in the, in the circles that you travel in the area

that you travel in? But I'm around the city. So there's tons of charging stations, but I, but I also do tons of road trips for paintball stuff. So it doesn't sound like it. I need something for the city, though. But Tesla just update the model. Why something? Yeah, that's a small, small, small SUV.

I need it. I need a SUV. He's one of the big boys. Like the thing about that, that electric Hummer, as cool as it is and all for one hundred and fifteen grand, you could buy a lot nicer car I think I think I think the Navigator or the uh the Escalade I'm not going from I'm not going Escalade maybe but I'm not going from a Range Rover to a Navigator I bet there's similar price point I want it is it is but it also has a thing that competes with that. Jeep gets such bad,

jeeps almost get worse ratings than Range Rovers now, bro. Yeah. They're not doing well at all. No, they're not selling. But the reason I know about the, yeah, yeah, go. The reason I know about the Jeep thing is because I was watching a whole video

about how bad Jeep is doing as a company and a product. Yeah. Yeah, like it's really bad. Like the company that owns Jeep like almost wants to drop them at this point. You know, I don't know if it's big enough, but the Scout comes out in like a year or two. And that thing to me looks cool. Zach showed the Scout the Scout is a scout. Scout. That's an old car company that went by the wayside. But for some reason people like that brand name

and they're coming out with a truck and an SUV. They're both electric vehicles and they have a really nice look to them that's somewhere between nostalgia and futuristic. I love it when they do. I do like that. It's like a better Bronco there they're a little expensive a little more expensive than the Bronco But they're cheaper than like the pole star. Have you seen the pole star those? Yeah 70 and go

that reminds me of the The Rivian of which I like better than that. Yeah, I don't know what so there's a truck to yeah. See see that's the truck I'm not a pickup guy though. I'm not a pickup truck I didn't know what so there's a truck to yeah, see see that's the truck. I'm not a pickup guy though I'm not a pickup truck. Oh I didn't know there was a Rivian SUV Is a Rivian? Yeah. Yeah, it is a truck, but it doesn't feel like look to have the look of a truck the Rivian You know what I mean? Like it's got more a little sleekness like technically the cyber truck and is a truck, right? You know what I mean, but it doesn't look like a truck.

Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. I like this though. This appeals to me a bunch. I like the headlights. I have a thing about headlights. Can we see a Rivian, Zach?

Headlights to me are the personality of a car. Like, when I see this, I hate it with a fiery passion. Those headlights say I'm a Pixar cartoon car Who doesn't get the Pixar cartoon girl? Like I'm the I'm the I'm the car who gets the girl's friend What's the female Pixar cars it like a cabriolet This is on to me. This is like drawn to me.

I don't like him either, Kyle. And I like your point. Like you when you're driving around, you want to feel like Lightning McQueen. Like the main guy in cars. That's cool. Is I love the character. Yeah, I think that's the main. The red card.

You know, you would know what I think that's the main. The red car. You know, you would know what I've never seen the film. I have. I guess you would. I've got my finger on the pulse a little more than you clearly. Yeah, I missed cars. You know, like ours was good. We have to watch it 100 times.

Trust me. Lightning McQueen named after though, clearly, right? Steve Taylor, Steve McQueen what was that movie he was in with the car countless the big one bullet yeah I spell it B U L L E I T no I'm not good at how do you see on him is it not B U L L E T I've never seen bulletin thank God you haven Wolf did. Well, okay, you're not a movie guy. Bulletin might have an eye in it. I haven't seen it for 15 fucking years.

Yeah, that was one of the first biggest car scene ever. But anyway, that car's fucking ugly. It looks like a Pixar car to me. The headlights are really important to me in a car. I remember when the Chevrolet trucks added the sexy headlights in 2000, 2001, somewhere in there. I was like, there you go. Now you don't look like grandpa's truck. You look like, like aggressive like they made them like, up into the

corners like like a mean cartoon eyes like that. Yeah. The new suburban lights are pretty cool. Or like I remember the Camaros did the same thing like whenever they change the headlights and make them look nice. I'm on fucking board. It's a big deal to me That's where my eye is drawn when I look at the front of the car and something about this Rivian headlights Just it says like turns you off mom's fucking laptop. It's You know, I mean it's a kids is a soccer game It's like well made neutered electronics old headlights and modernize them in a way

that makes them cool while respecting their history. I think those are LEDs. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. Retro modern thing. I still like the Mustang. It's been 20 years since they did it. Mustangs best selling car again, Camaro's like fallen, fallen way down. I think it's a challenge. Horrible handling though. Mustangs best selling car again, Camaro's like falling way down.

I think the challenge- Such horrible handling though. Mustangs? Really? I haven't driven one since, I think I drove, I rented one a couple of years ago and I loved it. I thought it was pretty sick. They're famous for fishtailing though, bro.

I don't know. It had so many traction control modes. I don't know how it could. It had like 18 different modes. I was playing with those the whole time. There was like a launch mode and like a track mode and a head. Like there were so many, I was getting distracted. I was like, Oh!

See what I mean? I would get off the exit just so I could stop and like play around with the launch mode and everything the Camaro and challenger are canceled currently Zack says that'll help the Mustang be the leading seller Yeah, you would think so Mustang what came out with that ugly SUV thing too, right? Yeah, yeah, they shouldn't have called it a Mustang I don't know why they did that that was stupid They they ruin a name. There was no reason to attach it to, to, to a Mustang. It's well,

like Zach says it's the front of a Mustang, but then it's got some goofy SUV ass. It looks ugly. I've seen them up close. Like there's somebody that with a parking space near me that they had one and I got a good look at it and like walked around it. I was just like, this thing's ugly. Yeah. And then when the Mustang, no, it's ugly. It's, it's no good.

It's like, you want someone. It looks like a crossover vehicle. Yeah. It's horrible. And I don't think it looks like, I think it literally is like a small crossover. Like, I don't think it's got any balls either. Like, for being an, you would think an electric Mustang, they're making some fucking discount hyper car essentially.

But no. This is kind of like a Porsche, years ago Porsche made like one of these. Yeah, and it's like, that's ugly too. It has the lines of the Cayenne, especially around the back. You know what I keep, I'm going to buy it. I'm going to buy one of those Maserati Quadraports

as soon as I find a good deal on one. I just watched a video today. Someone, I don't know. We're going to find out. This guy, I saw this video on YouTube. This guy flew from Massachusetts to like Arizona to buy a Maserati and then drove it back home. And I was like, oh, so that looks great. That looks like and when I heard the exhaust, it sounds so good. It's like convincing someone else to take the monkey's paw from you. Like, there's no way. And why is this guy selling a nine thousand dollar supercar?

Probably because it's so convenient and quality. They're they're they have the the most appreciation of any car in North America. I believe I think we looked for. No, I'm pretty sure Range Rover has worse depreciation in the Maserati Quadra Ford. I think it is. And especially if you get the V8, it goes from like a eighty five thousand dollar car to a ten thousand dollar car in ten years.

OK, that's pretty bad. It goes from 85 to 35 in like three years. You can pick up a three-year-old four door Maserati with like 500, you can get that car in three years for like $35,000. It's pretty. Yeah, they're all over the place. Like in St. Louis, I could buy one of these for 20 grand and they're like four years old.

Yeah, but you don't buy those for resale value though. Like it's not, you just buy them, you know what I mean? I kind of just want to fuck around in one. I also watched a car video today. The guy was looking at 2006 Maybach. It was a half million dollars in 2006. Yeah, and that was the most luxurious car I'd ever seen in my life and they made this extra long wheelbase So the the guy in the back seat is extra long

Yeah You have a divider between you and the driver and you have an intercom to talk to him that only that works Like like you have uninterrupted interrupted access to him. You can immediately patch into his side. He has to ring you and then you can accept it. You have volume control with a little button. The sunroof was that glass that with a touch of a button turns opaque instantly. My mind is racing. Well, Jackie, let me sit in the back. I don't have another driver. in the back. I don't have another driver.

He's like scraping up your Maybach rims in the Wendy's. You guys should be driving. There was a foot rest too, bro. It had foot rests that automatically come out. It has curtains. You can be completely enclosed by electric, electrically controlled curtains with a touch of a button. But that doesn't look fun to be the driver of.

No. It would be fun to be driven around. It's not meant for that. It's to be driven. So like for you, like, if you, like, you would never consider that, right? Well, it's a half million dollar car in 2006, so probably not.

Oh, I thought you meant it was also very cheap now no no it's probably hundreds of thousands of dollars now and the one that i was watching in this video was so immaculately kept it looked brand new it was really interesting to see something like that i think it had a v12 a supercharged v12 like i think dj callid has one of those like it's these all is in that thing. Yeah. But I was just a Mercedes. Is it the same? It's a well, it's Thai Maybach is like a Bach is a yeah, it's the it's the highest end of Mercedes shit. It's a brand they revived for that. So it's like their Lexus or yes, what's the it came because the one I saw came with a sunroof.

It meant that the mirrors that normally flip down um Couldn't couldn't be applied so they give you maybach branded mirrors That like come out like switchblade knives and store and special holding containers in the car There was a there's storage for two champagne flutes. They get Yeah, in the middle console. Yeah, there's a picnic There's a picnic table that's like in like, um, in, uh, Rosewood with like shiny silver around the edges. The whole thing was just luxury on top of luxury is really cool.

What about Rolls Royce? Isn't that another one where it's like awesome to be driven around in, but like you wouldn't buy that to drive. Rolls Royce Bentley. Yeah, that's one of those things too. But now they come up, they have the, now the smaller coupes and stuff like that, that you don't have to be driven around in. But, you know what the problem with the cyber truck or getting one of the cyber

trucks for you would be though, seeing, uh, people vandalizing them because they don't like Musk, you know, that's true too. I've seen that lately too. And that's, that's one of the things things I've taken into consideration. The good thing though they come with it they all have those cameras on them so you catch the person who did it who's doing it yeah yeah but it's it's no everybody knows here's the question though would you drive a Chinese vehicle if they let them into the country. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ID has some of the coolest. Yeah, affordable looking at you. What's some of those cool electric cars from China that

we're making sure don't come over here and rape our vehicle market because they're yeah, I think the Yang Wang or something like that that looks like a defender that's beautiful. Remember, tariffs make you uncompetitive in the economy because they protect you. This thing is what I'm talking about. The, the, these things drive like, holy shit, put that next to a Tesla and the Tesla is going to look like what it is. And it's half the price of a Tesla though.

That's the call. It's called the Yang Wang. How much for a Yang Wang? That's not the Yang Wang. The Yang Wang is the SUV, I think, but. That's the thing. It's called a Yang Wang. How much for a Yang Wang? That's not the Yang Wang. The Yang Wang is the SUV I think, but this one is beautiful too. The Yang Wang looks like a goofy looking kind of ugly Range Rover a bit.

Yeah, but no, it's a beautiful looking goofy Range Rover. I would buy one of those in a second if I could because, and they have more range than Tesla's like it's it's not even close like if we had to compete with these in America our cars would be better what are the price though or the reliability I don't know where you're getting that from because you know what's the price the prices are so much lower that's why they don't let them into the country because they'll destroy the market you know what I mean it's like, it's like top quality stuff. What's this car? This is 45. Show me more about this car. Like from the outside, it looks like 45. It doesn't look like 70. And I'm good.

It looks like a Tesla to me. It looks like a Toyota to me. Yeah, I was going to say a Honda to me. Tesla's don't look extraordinary. Although they did update the Model Y maybe, which looks a little cooler. This looks like any plug and play standard sedan. These are ugly cars so far. Didn't the president of Ford drive like one of the Chinese vehicles around for a while

and he was bragging about how good it was? That's a bad move as the president of Ford. They should never be allowed into the country because of how good they are? There's no way he did that. Why would he do that? It's like a spy. It's like a Chinese guy in a cowboy hat and like a fake handlebar. No, no, it was better than communist China. We can't compete with now. I have tough cowboy with big cock. Yeah, look at that. Look at that interior. That's insane. That is a new model. Why? But like, what is this interior interior is this that white Toyota looking thing? We just saw yes, I believe so That's a gorgeous interior. But again, beautiful, bro

I got it. I got to touch it though cuz like is that the nice leather that said I think it is from what I accurate Is that the nice like like carpet? That's that you'd seen a luxury vehicle does is that that grippy shit on that steering wheel, like in the Mustang, if I squeeze it, I keep getting more and more give and it feels really nice. I know what you're saying. Yeah. Which was this?

Is this the Rolls Phantom? No, this is that $45,000 Chinese car. Really? Chinese vehicles, yeah. Dude, wow. I was pretty selling it. Protectionism, it makes you fat and bad. That's ugly.

It says. This is the new model Y. This is the latest. That looks ugly to me, bro. Yeah, it is. Why don't we show a real picture of it? What is this? This is the new model Y. It's coming.

The image file. Oh, you don't like the image file? Well, look at the seat. It looks like they drew it. It looks like they drew it. It is what it is. It looks like that that car. Yeah, that one. The Yang Wang yeah you know 160,000 usd feel better this is this is what Tesla has just

come out with I think white is not its best color if you know what I mean I think that would look better here's their red this is just putting their best foot forward that's pretty nice car dude's not bad. I don't think any of these are, what's the price though? Isn't that like a $35,000 car or less? I, you can't buy it. What the hell happened? I'm afraid the price is a lie, right? Like they always say it's 30 grand and then you go there and you can't find one for less than double that.

I mean, they all look like around 30. That looks like the $30,000 car. It's $15,000 cheaper than the Chinese one that has to be shipped here from China, right? Like I think it's pretty real. But he's doing that on purpose, right? Because of the threat, the perceived threat, right? I don't know how much Elon has to do

with the pricing of Tes's or how, or how that's influenced by the world market. I just feel like that's their market shares. $30,000 for a Tesla Model Y. That's true for a Tesla bro. That SUV thing, that Yang Wang, it looks like American price for that is 160,000 USD. And so that car, if it's 160 grand is dog shit.

Like that's- Well, I don't know- 160 is tariff though. The new Model Y starts at $1,630. Why did it say 30 there? I don't know. Let's build our own Tesla. Where did your number come from?

Car and Driver magazine? Where did their number come from car and driver magazine where did their number come from I don't mean to be argumentative it's just that on Tesla's website it says 28 grand and then always does that you can't actually buy it like that why not why can't I go with model model three to you literally can't order like that one in one in that configuration from Tesla. Why isn't this let me build my fucking car? Yeah, it won't let me either. Wouldn't let you either. I'm bought wants to chat with me. I thought Canada was censoring me or something. I'm not sure I'm not even you fucking scumbag what you inventory maybe it's not available. Maybe that's why I don't know. Actually, can I just look up Tesla dealership?

So what is your ship? Is that have here? They will have showrooms. Yeah, so the launch, I don't know why the price discrepancy is 46 versus 63. I can't explain it. Well, what's their main one? Is it three? Just to give us an idea, like a 2024 used one is 35,000 here with 10,000 miles.

Okay, this is weird. I don't know what's going on. But I can't go to Tesla.ca. Well, maybe the Canucks have put the herd on. No, I'm having a problem on Tesla.com too. It's doing that thing where like, you're supposed to click accept cookies and then it like ungrays out the site and lets you interact, but it's still, it's staying grayed out.

It's not letting me click anything. Well, that was your chance, Elon. I'm never buying one now. Okay. Oh, I had to. And then Tesla does these weird things. Like you have to pay 10 grand for every buyer for the cruise control or autopilot or whatever. Like, yeah, subscription services for car stuff is that's,

it's so nickel and dimey. Like I hate that. Well, it doesn't come with BMW, nickel and dimey, right? Now they're all going to be doing it. They're all doing it right now, bro. People aren't biting on that though. There's going to be a lot of like, a blowback on that. That's, that's not going to become the new norm because no, Canadian starts at 114 and for the beast is 142,000. It happened with gaming. Like it became the new norm in gaming where like, it's just expected that you're going to have to purchase more things over the course of a game's life. And then when they don't for something like Baldur's gate, that's it's become so normal that it's literally a selling point where it's like, Hey,

you get the product that you bought. And people are like, Whoa, they care about their customers. And it's like, no, this is just standard. This is true. I agree with you. I, I, I was showing chat today and during my last year, watch what happens when you start Elden ring and you open it and it says press any button to continue. I'm like no store, no nickel and diming, no sales pitch, no other games, no menus to go through. You just press any button to continue Baldur's Gate. I am like, I shouldn't be amazed by that,

but I can't believe it in this day and age. They don't walk you through the gift shop on the way to play. Yeah. Exactly. You're in a big store, a gift shop that you have to walk through to get to the theme part. That's what they've done. Someone I bet had that exact thought. They're like, we've got this theme park they log into every night. We just got to put the gift shop on either end. Fuck you, dude.

Those gift shops, they throw them. I think Auschwitz is a gift shop. Does it? It's like this seems inappropriate. and fuck you dude, you're doing game. Those gift shops, they throw them, I think Auschwitz is a gift shop. Does it? It's like this seems- That's crazy if it does, bro. This seems inappropriate, like you want me to have a shot glass to remember this?

No, I want a little key chain urn of ashes. Oh, that's even somehow more tasteless. I want that so bad. No, no, no, no, no, no. I want a gemstone made out of the ashes of a Jew. Oh, gosh. I think I captured his soul within that diamond and then it would talk to me and be like, oh, I love, I love being inside of a diamond.

Thank you. He's so happy to me. He's like, he's so great. He's just the one. It's so happy to me. He's like, he's so great. He's just the one it's they don't believe in. I didn't believe in heaven, but to just be a diamond. I'm picturing you like on a zoom call with the people at Auschwitz and they're like, we're going to go in a different direction. Come on, you're gonna love it.

Go ahead and check your bank account. Don't bother, it's gone. We've Kanye'd your ass. I Googled, does Alshawitz have a gift shop? I wanted to know the truth. And it's the most like, sane washing horse shit ever. Okay, but it's not a gift shop because it doesn't sell gift items.

It sells postcards, books, posters, and et cetera. Not disrespectful. Okay. Like, oh, fuck off. Like postcards, books. See, the person who checks you out is frowning and shaking their head. Wish you were here.

Wish you were here. Wish you were here. That's a gift. Wish you were here and it's you like standing on those train tracks that lead to the door. Jeez. This cat hanging by a string poster seems tasteless here. I'm pretty sure a social media chick who got in trouble for taking selfies. Lots of people. Everybody does it. Everybody goes there and they stand on

the tracks and like, you know, you know, have, I don't, she got a little singled out for something. I bet that happens a lot. It felt tasteless. When I saw it, I was like, wow, what's wrong with you? And then probably it happens a ton. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't go to Auschwitz anyway. It's like, I'd like to see it. I went to the I went to Ghana to see the

the where they kept the slaves before they were shipped out and during the Middle Passage and that's the slave house and That was it was That was traumatic like that was that was rough to see the gift shop. I don't remember it. But yeah, it was it was and it's crazy. Like one of the dungeons were under a church that was regularly attended and stuff. And it was like, they had like one hole for food that you had to fight for food and it was complete darkness. It was like, it was just insane. Oh no. How would they do that? The air was worse though.

If I'm going to Africa on vacation, I'm seeing elephants. I'm seeing giraffes. I'm seeing rhinos. I'm not going to sad places. It was a pilgrimage to see a bit of history. And it was like, it was, it was just rough. It was like, I didn't take obviously any pictures. And it was like, it was, it was just rough. It was like, I didn't think obviously any pictures like it was like, just crazy. I would never want to go on a sad vacation. It wouldn't, but it wasn't really vacation. It was just more of a trip. I don't know. Like I said, a pilgrimage, it was, it wasn't the, it wasn't for fun, obviously. Right. So it was just something I felt like I

needed to do. So they should put put, you know what a good idea for places like that is they should have a super fun place nearby. So like a theme park near whatever the sad place is because they're guaranteed gonna pick up a lot of business. Man, that was. I mean, like, man, I did not like the Auschwitz museum and they got me on the rope with this fucking towel.

And you know, now I'm gonna go and ride. Anybody feel like David Buster's? You want to go to D and B's? Well, take the pain away. Oh, they got the Jurassic Park game where it really moves. Well, they have a big city like Acre. I'm not sure I can't remember from pronouncing it right. But that's like a couple hours away away and that, you know, couple hours away. But Ghana is where those, uh, those politicians keep getting in Trump, American politicians keep getting in trouble for their pilgrimage, go going there. There's a democratic ones.

Anyway, something about funneling campaign funds to these political trips to Ghana. I know the mayor of New York, of, uh, LA, that's where she was during the fires. She was having some sort of American politician fly to Africa to get back to your black roots kind of trip. Yeah. Yeah. And you can get your citizenship there now also.

Yeah. Like you can, they're trying to get more people to pay for it. Is it like buying the gold card in the US? No, it's not that bad. Is it like becoming a black card? Black card, gold card. What do you think, Kyle? Is it good or bad?

Oh, it's great. So it's no different than the program they already have. It's just making it four more million dollars. Really? Pretty much. Yeah, they already have this economic development plan. You're not buying a citizenship. You're buying a pathway to citizenship

and like preferred treatment. There's already a program like that. It's not well implemented. Corporate does it all the time. One and a half million dollars. Yeah. If you're bringing that much and investing it, you get that sort of pathway to citizenship already. So all these, and he's like, wait, if we sell 200,000 of these, it's a trillion dollars, right? I'm like, yeah, that's the math, but what the fuck's your point? How do the rules work? So like, can, that's the math, but what the fuck's your point? How do the rules work? So like, can one really rich Indian guy buy one of those and be like, I need 500 employees

from my company. Where am I going to get them from? Oh, I'm going to hire only Indians from fucking India. And it's like, okay, well, so you just opened a company in Cincinnati and like, you should have to hire Americans or whatever. Well, I don't think that this is math or a separate thing than whatever hiring issues the United States allow Yeah, I don't I genuinely don't know how it works. So I'm it's basically a green card I think you go to the front of the line rather than having to compete with all the riff-raff for a green card And I was like, you know, if someone has five million dollars to blow on this right to avoid the line

And I was like, you know, if someone has $5 million to blow on this, right, to avoid the line, that person probably has something else to offer America to. He's going to spend a lot of money here. He may start a business here. Like if you want to have like merit-based immigration, a $5 million price tag is one way to prove your worth. Or if they started coming here, way to prove your worth. Or if they started a company here, they should have to hire Americans. The company would have been here otherwise. I don't care who they hire. They'll hire along with whatever our hiring practices currently are. Those are separate laws. This is bringing money into the country and it's a wonderful idea. It's already a program. They're just making it cost more and regulating it better and advertising it. I idea. It's already a program. They're just making it cost more and regulating it better and advertising it, you know, like, like, like making sure

that I'm sure if somebody's like, I got five, I got five. What if, what if Coney does it? What if old Coney 2012 is not gonna, not gonna money away. So they say, well, guess what, Kyle? Guess what, Kyle? I didn't know that. The last 13 years he's been

wreaking havoc across Africa. I think he's just been, you know, goofing off doing what I've never heard of him before. It's Cody 2012. Why would I have heard of him afterwards? He did get a child army and then what happens? You think that just disappeared? Those children grew up and now they're

they're cutthroat. They're hiding their King Kony somewhere. King Kony. Yeah, scary world out there, bro. It is. Have to get title. I'm not afraid of child soldiers. I like, you know, I think about that, like, when a real soldier be way scarier than a child soldier. No, they can be real soldier for getting like can choose to do stuff like you trust a child more than you trust an adult. Like child could just shoot for no reason.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah, but I want that. I'm gonna, if I have to fight a child soldier or an adult soldier, I'm picking the kid every fucking time. I'm with a child. It depends. It's me or your dad. We're in this fight.

It's a thing. It depends on the situation. Yeah, if I need to coexist with a soldier, I'd rather be an adult. If I'm going to be hunted by a soldier, I want him to be a child. Yeah, maybe there you go. OK, that makes a little more sense.

But if you're like, if you're trying to get through a checkpoint somewhere, you know, you don't want some kids. Some of the child soldiers, maybe they're hot. What about Kyle? I just thought of a new guy. I'm just saying. Would you rather be hunted by ugly child soldiers? What's the point in that? What about Kyle? I just thought of a new guy. So, Coney's... Would you rather be hunted by ugly child soldiers? Like, what's the point in that? I would want to be hunted by fat child soldiers.

I want some cute little darlings pouring through the jungle looking for me. That's all I'm saying. I think the younger the better, actually. I'd rather be six months old. Oh yeah, but they can't even pull trees. I like variety. Dude, I don't know how many six-month-olds I. Oh yeah, but they can't even. I like variety. Dude, I don't know how many six month olds I can beat up, but a lot. And I could beat up a lot of them.

If it comes down to it, I could also win into debate. Exhaustion would be the limiting factor. For ammo. Yeah, I'd be tearing those AKs out of their little baby hands. I don't have any fear of those child soldiers. I'm just not afraid of them. You know what I mean? It's like what he's not afraid of those fat guys and the sopranos for some reason. I'm not afraid of those child soldiers from Africa. I'm not buying it.

That makes sense. Well, the fat guys and the sopranos killed a lot of people, though. They killed so many people. It's not that I'm unafraid of those child soldiers. I think of tough guys, like when they locked the biker bar in the bar. And then a bunch of guys came out who were literally morbidly obese. Yeah. Like, come on.

Dude, have you ever knocked a morbidly person off balance? Like, it's not hard. If Wings, look, if we were behind a bar and Wings charged into you with everything he had and like forced you against that bar, and then he was able to reach around you and grab the other side of the bar and pull, you'd be in a tough fucking spot getting him off within 30 seconds I'd have that situation turned around you start I pitch like when he hears the pig screams, he'll of course become a rouse naturally. He didn't expect me to shamelessly shit my pants. Dude, you too.

Video. There's a video where I think the guy's shoplifting or something, they're trying to grab him. He's done something, they're like, bad guy, let's catch him. He immediately reaches into the back of his pants. Oh, I saw that. He comes up with a handful of shit. And I'm not exaggerating, Taylor. He puts it on like a mud mask, rub, rub, rub all over his face.

And all the people trying to catch him decided they had better things to do that day. They got they ran away from him and he walked to freedom. Yeah, of course. No one's going to tackle that guy. You could get hepatitis. Pink guy. Did you see how Instagram went completely violent yesterday?

Yeah, yeah. What are they violent about? Bro, that was, I was like watching like last night until like three in the morning. There was some kind of an error with meta change something in their algorithm. Every person, like people getting shot and killed and stabbed and it just kept going and going. It was like insane. I couldn't stop watching.

Was it just violent content that was all the most violent content you can find on the Internet was on sexy content for like porn. Holy cow. I don't like inter no, I didn't see any porn. So I just saw violent stuff. I'm just going from what Zuckerberg said. Oh, really? OK, no, I just saw like all the

you try to put a good face on it. Yeah, he really is. He really sure you saw that fucking Belarusian guy get his head caved in by a bunch of degenerates, but you might have also seen tits. That's what he was trying to do. And by the way, the Belarusians are the bad guys, Taylor. Get that straight. Okay. If someone's caving in a Belarusian's head, they're a hero. Where was that video from? Oh, was somebody getting hammered? Yes. There was some Eastern European company. The Russians hammer people. They do that. Oh, what was somebody get hammered? Yes. There was some Eastern European. The Russians hammer people. They do. Oh, it was Russian then? Yeah. Okay, some Russian guy got smoked by some.

Yeah. But there was a lot of like CQB footage from Ukraine you could see on Instagram too, like tons of stuff. I thought. You know, they loved it. Did you see the knife fight video? Yeah. So did you know that Putin gave that guy a medal? The one who, the guy who won the knife fight? Oh, really, eh? Yeah, gave him you know that Putin gave that guy a medal the one who the guy won the the night? Really? Hey, yeah gave him a medal and then he got to meet Steven Seagal And so there's a photo of the knife fight winner and Steven Seagal together The knife fight winner looks like Mongolian like he's got that Asian Oh really like like Eurasian look to him like like he was on the fucking steps back. He's a hundred percent a Genghis Khan descendant over there knife fighting in Ukraine. Do you think Putin's like, and I give you this Medal of Freedom of Russia. And he's

like, thank you. And then they're like, and you meet the famous movie star. And he's like, that is okay. He's like that is okay like nice piece of Zach from saved by the bill yeah Cameron here so gals really good though it like that bullshit sue that that like pretending like you know let's go no like okay I'm sure I'm told he's very good at Akito that he's an Akita master. Oh, I know what you're talking about now. Yeah, that bullshit, yeah.

But what I think he's good at is like, the bullshittery of creating a Kung Fu mystique about himself and then immersing himself in communities that are actually full of hard asses. Like he does UFC stuff. He's super famously, he supposedly trained Anderson Silva on a front kick that he then, who was it that he face kicked and KO'd in that fight? Vitor Belfort, maybe?

Maybe. It was spectacular. It was this teeth front kick straight up the middle under his chin, chaotic. Seagal's like, I taught him that technique. And of course, like, what's his name? The fighter has enough sense of humor to be like, oh yes, Master Seagal.

He taught me that technique. And then like all of his boys are like, yeah, Master Seagull taught us that technique Meanwhile, it's Anderson Silva one of the greatest martial artists who's ever been born Yeah, like he probably invented the fucking technique or he learned it from the guy who did or he's just a natural fucking athletic Martial artist and he just did some shit But he didn't learn from Van Damme and so it created this thing where everybody does it now and it's a goal. I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So gall will like, go and like workout with the new champ

Perea or he always appreciates himself with someone on top. Yeah, yeah. And they'll like, they'll refer to him. And like, later on, they'd be like, tongue in cheek. The master like Masvidal was like, well, you know, uh, master Seagal, he had a lot of input. I bet you Seagal is just soaking it all into. Oh yeah. They're just mocking him to his face. He's a complete joke.

And I think he's a sex pest. I'm almost positive. I wouldn't doubt it, bro. Which is my favorite, favorite new term sex pest. I love that. Yeah. Sex pest. You ever see michael j white talk about him of how they had this From beating the crap out of him and stuff like geez. Oh, yeah, i've heard I went down the rabbit hole. I've heard everybody's stories about him. Yeah, I know so many good stories

He'll he's assaulted other Actors. Yep. I think we talked about this before too. Yeah. Yeah. Always beating up stuntman like yeah, piece of shit. Yeah, it's hard. What you gonna do? Yeah, don't make him like they used to. But come on, like, back in 80s. He was cool. I got a like he was the shit back. He was his movies were dope. It was like, whether he was actually good martial artists or not, there's a whole different question. Oh yeah. The Steven Se be run normally, even if they were like old and fat. Like you could see the mechanics of like, OK, that person probably used to be an athlete. Yeah, it doesn't seem like he ever was an athlete.

Like he was a weightlifter, a big jacked guy. But you don't think he lifted weights. He did a keto. He didn't. Yeah, like martial arts. No, it wasn't muscular. He was just tall. Or he said he wasn't the guy who thought he? No, it wasn't muscular. He was just tall or PC or so. He the guy who thought he had bigger arms than Arnold though.

No, no, no, that's Jesse. The body. Oh, OK, well then I missed it. Never mind that I thought he was at least jacked back in the day. Never mind. No, that's the guy from Minnesota. He was a governor.

How he lives in the bar. I say I was a seal and get upset if people press me on it. A frog man. He was a frog man. On Opie and Anthony, like I remember, he was a guest there and like Anthony would be like, and he's always saying he's a Navy seal, but he was a frog man. And that was prior to when they were made a part of the seals.

And so he's like almost pretending that he was a part of something before that thing. He's saying it was even really a thing. And who's to say, I know that Jim Norton owned him and their little, little arguments when he tried to like intimidate Jimmy and Jimmy's like, get the hell out of here with your, uh, Rocky horror hairdo. Jim Norton was hilarious back in the day. Oh, on ONA, Jimmy was so funny to that show in the States.

I was so good. Yes. It was like, wow, it was a damn shame. And when Anthony lost it on Twitter and wrecked the show, then they had to try and do Opie and Jim and that is not. I used to listen to him. I used to listen to Bubba the love sponge. Zach, show me, show me ants. Most recent tweet. No need to cherry pick.

What's the last thing Anthony Kumiya. Oh, let's make sure it's not against terms of service. You might want to watch it. Yeah. Probably just a picture of a crowd with the caption Mongrels. It's probably something like that. He is wild on how far we fallen, bro. I check in every now and then and it's, it's always something wacky. Sometimes you see your heroes go down, right? Like it's, I don't think he's changed at all. He's, he's just, uh,

he's just a hardened the paint over there on Twitter goodness gracious Self-medicating this poor bastard needs to do to silence the monsters must be astounding Diddy and company really fucked him up Justin Bieber He's happier new video. Oh, man. He was having a he's on one there Careful just scrolling Anthony's feet on one there. Careful, just scrolling into these feed. At some point. Yeah, I don't want to look at it. Hear about it. The next one's literally going to be something awful. I'm sure.

Yeah. So, um, did you guys see, um, the new Captain America movie? Uh, I did not. Okay. All right. Was it not doing good or, uh, was it popular? I feel like, you know, I don't want it was Marvel stuff. I feel like they're definitely on the downtrend. People are less excited about it. You guys know, I'm a comic nerd and stuff. But it's like, it's I, I, I wanted to see it because I just wanted to support the actor. But I had a bad experience meeting the actor the other day. I was very let down about it. You met Captain America?

I did. And I'll wait till when he gets back. But it's like, that's why I said sometimes you don't want to meet your heroes because you'll be so let down. You know what I mean? Have you ever met like a famous person that like totally kind of messed your head up when you saw them in real life?

All the famous people I've met have been like good. Like I've never had a bad experience. It's really been like I met the Paul Logan Paul. I met Logan and I found him to be really nice and polite and considerate. And like, it's kind of the opposite. Now was that recent or when he was just starting out? That was like... Oh, it was probably over a decade ago.

No, like seven, eight years ago, maybe. Yeah, yeah, I guess. It's 2020. I know what year it is. Didn't it, wasn't it during like the 2015? What, it was, it was before his boxing stuff. I don't remember when it was. Yeah, yeah, way before the boxing stuff. Okay, okay Yeah, but but I don't think he but yeah, he was still like

Enormously popular and like he was he was doing he was on YouTube then he was it was it was just a YouTube sub And it was that that movie that they were doing It was before he was like soy facing around for Japan. Japanese people. Yeah, I was gonna say before Japan. Yeah, I don't remember if it was before or after Japan. I didn't think the Japan thing was that bad. I didn't think that was a big deal at all. I don't know why everybody had such a meltdown. Like, I guess it's a taste thing.

He didn't create. Look, they're the ones who have a suicide forest. They're the tasteless one. That's on them. That's true. But it's what it wasn't making fun of the body though? Well, he was, he, I believe the, he was wearing a silly hat and he took a, I think the thumbnail for the video might've been him going, ooh,

with the body like back behind him. But he didn't hang the body. Yeah. You know what I mean? Look, I had no problem with what he did. To me, it was analogous to like a Japanese person coming to a rough American neighborhood where everybody's like leaned over on fentanyl and like passed out on the street and being like, oh.

It's like, yeah. I mean, they have a suicide forest. They should get on that. That should have been the point of the news story. Logan, famous YouTuber exposes Japanese shame. Well, apparently it's known well enough that authorities go in there from time to time. Regularly. Trim the limbs. Cut them down and get them out of here.

Nobody's going there to trim those limbs, right? Somebody's got to trim the limbs. Too low! Yeah, The death. Yeah, that's exactly true. Make it so they have to bring like a 15 foot ladder. They'll get in there and be like, maybe life for worth of leaving. You know that you get a little physical activity, get a little dopamine in your system for the first time, but you don't, you know, those Japs are, they're probably laid up somewhere,

goon into fucking tentacle porn, or their whole life. In the dark, not getting any sunlight. All of a sudden you're in a suicide forest, climbing a tree, little dopamine, little sweat, fresh air. No, you don't want to hang out. How about a hot lady patrolling the area with a can of candy.

Now there's a hot lady giving you candy. Candy. Something things nice about it. Just something simple that you can carry around easily. All right. A muffin man, whatever there will be all sorts of things. You were down and out. You were about to dangle yourself and a muffin man showed up and he was like, it's not worth it. And he like offered you a Japanese muffin. How about one guy who like stands at the edge of up and he was like, it's not worth it. And he like offered you a Japanese muffin. How about one guy who like stands at the edge of the forest and is like, all right, pussy.

Everybody who walks out, he catches you walking back to your car in the parking lot, dragging your ladder. He's like, come do it. He catches you walking back to your car in the parking lot, dragging your ladders like, come do it. Huh? This guy. That's a good haul. He rents ladders.

Some kid named Nelson at the end of the forest going, that'd be the business. 11 year old bullies in there. Jesus. Yeah, so that didn't bother me. I didn't care. That is true. If there was like a suicide forest in St. Louis, I'd be like, we got to put a stop to this. We got to shut this down, guys. We can't have people hanging from trees. How do you stop people from going into a forest? I mean, you might need to cut that cut them trees down, you know, like, like,

trim the limbs started logging, logging expedition, just, you know, start making houses from trees. Yeah, yeah, people here don't do that sort of thing. People here just like, take a bunch of pills or guns. That guy. But they were talking about it in the in the Hangout patreon link down below But that guy killed himself on live stream playing rush. Oh, yes and I didn't watch it, but they sent me a Freeze frame of the moment the gun goes off and so you see the fire coming out of the barrel and but the guy is Still very much alive And and in the in the photo and I was like why are you sending me this shit but they told me that he like he did it like uh squid games where he just went click click click

like he just he just went through him like he didn't he no way he put one bullet in spun the revolver and pulled the trigger three or maybe four times in a row and it was like the third or fourth one that killed him he was like click click boom. So he was just determined to do it. No matter what. Just killing him. That's just suicide with extra. Yeah, that was just like Jesus. Yeah.

What was the reason behind it? There was any given anything. I don't know anything about but you know, live streaming that. But it's known that it wasn't like that wasn't a mishap of a stunt. Like he tried to kill himself. I don't know if anybody knows any. I know what I know is what I told you. That was just crazy to me. Oh, the recent one of the guy with the crypto coin, who apparently lost everything he had on crypto, a certain crypto. And he said, he's going to kill

himself on the live. And when it happens, name a crypto coin after me. Oh, yeah. That's the same guy. Same guy. Oh, really? Okay. Okay. I didn't hear. Okay. Yeah. And then people were like watching, like it was still streaming like half an hour after he did it though. Yeah. He, they tell me, they tell me that he gurgled on his own blood for a very long time. No way. Yeah.

It was the same guy who's from this clip apparently this is some internet lore this uh This 360 vomit guy this oh 360 vomit yeah He's the 360 vomit guy that tweet says rest in peace Arnold and then an ellipsis says rest in peace Arnold and then ellipses Mr. Fuck you I just found out he did this viral video where he 360 spun a vomit projectile like a boss yesterday he ended his life on Twitter stream because he lost all his money on so Ilana rug coins yeah that's it oh my, you heard it here folks. So a lot of rug coins everything you got

Yeah, but it was a rug pull coin apparently, right? well, aren't they all aren't they all if a new cryptocurrency comes out and alongside it there's not someone Explaining how this is going to be utilized in a way that no other blockchain explaining how this is going to be utilized in a way that no other blockchain can be utilized to be profitable. If they came out and they said, this crypto coin is on a blockchain that quantum computers cannot hack. This will be the future of encryption. It is the only way to beat quantum computing.

Suddenly it is the security gold standard. Shitcoin is and that's how a coin will become valuable to me if they were based on some sort of new blockchain that was quantum proof or something but when you just create a shitcoin you're like hey this is the PK coin or get a hot to a girl to sponsor it yeah and then we we own 80% of it here so So, you know, when y'all buy it, the price goes out and we sell our 80 and y'all lose your money that like it's repeated over and over and over and people keep doing it. Didn't Trump do it?

Yes. Five years, five or seven years ago. We were like the fools for not believing in NPC pictures of bored apes or whatever. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That turned out to be, what are they called again? NFT. I'm sorry. I got NPC. We had Doug Polk on. Do you know who Doug Polk is? He's a famous poker player. He's a bit of a genius. He's one of those in his own little avenue. Like the calculations he's doing in his head are very impressive. He's a bit of a those in his own little Avenue like yeah, the calculations he's doing his head are very impressive

He's a bit of a genius in his own right any and he makes good poke content. He's a world-class poker player he's done some impressive stuff, but he was on and I Respect him so much for the poker stuff cuz that's something I love but then he'd go on he's like NFTs of the future NFTs the future I just bought this fucking this monkey with a banana peel, and it's it's worth 100,000. Now it's gonna be 350,000. You don't understand this is gonna look in five years. No, I don't think so. I think because you've seen you're seeing a lot of governments are buying in governments are buying without

stop. I'm not going at least. El Salvador, maybe one of those South American countries bought an enormous amount of Bitcoin Multiple countries are buying a lot of from South American countries are buying it known for their economic prowess Well, is that Argentina like the guy Or yeah Argentina like the guy Yeah Boom because they bought and then it went way up and they bought a lot So like like they heavily invested as a country in Bitcoin and it is what happened All right here are the top countries holding Bitcoin globally USA number one

Close behind is China Huge drop and then UK UK, Ukraine, Bhutan, El Salvador, Finland. Are these governments you were looking at? Yeah. It says Bitcoin holdings of countries and governments. So it looks like USA has 207,000, China has 194,000, UK 61,000. I mean, Bitcoin is down four and a half percent today, which is kind of huge But again with a stupid coin, you never know coin has a wild beta. It is so weird

Germany doesn't have any yet. They missed the boat I'm interested in this Fort Knox thing, too I I I hear they're going to audit Fort Knox and I've wondered about that my whole life and And I think to some people on the left, maybe they rolled their eyes and are like, no one's getting audited, bro. And they want something. I think they are.

I think they are. What if they have even more gold than we think because we've been. No one's getting audited. Why is the left unhappy with an audit? I haven't heard. I don't know. That's the big question right now from the right.

I don't think they're unhappy about it. I think they question if it's gonna happen. I don't think they're unhappy about it. I think they question if it's going to happen. I don't think anyone's actually unhappy about it. Well, it's like they're unhappy with the ongoing audits that are happening now in places. There are 19-year-olds raiding the Treasury. That's a quote. They say there's a 19 rating the Treasury.

I think it's more of a concern over information going to the wrong people as opposed to as opposed to audits or like, like mass firings and not even knowing what people do. Like isn't he trying to get a flight? What do you call it? Air traffic controllers that like aren't they trying to hire back air traffic controllers after firing Ebola specialist? Yeah, like handle our nuclear weapons. It's like, like insane random firings, not even knowing the importance of

people's positions. No problem with that. If it puts people in danger, I kind of didn't, but it didn't. They asked him about that. They're like, yeah, there were some guys who were fired for six hours. We hired him back. Like, like it was a mistake and there were going to be mistakes as we pruned the largest government on the planet. Like there's gonna be lots of that. The Ebola guys did. But again, you think the Ebola guys like stayed home that day or didn't like work on Ebola extra hard or something? Did the Ebola, did they, did they lose their research? I bet they were updating their resume and contacting

unemployment. Like why would you keep working if you don't have a job anymore? Ebola's not new either. It's not like we working if you don't have a job anymore? The bowl is not new either. It's not like we just, you know what I mean? Like I just think we're making things up and we're like, they were, I'm sure they were at home on paid still working on it. I don't think they were home. I don't think that they, they even took a day off. You know, when they, when they make it sound like Ebola is coming now, Trump stopped our turned our Ebola shield off. And it's like, actually, no, it's not what happened.

And as they immediately recognize, I saw must target right. He's like, we of course hired the right back. The bowl is important. Yeah. But at the same time, I think it's, I it's a lot of a show and pony is a show and pony show dog and pony show dog and pony show whatever. I think that they were supposed to release the numbers of the money they saved and they like they released the wrong numbers and then they hit it back.

There's been no proof of any actual money saved yet. I mean, I think they've definitely saved money. They get it wrong, incredibly wrong, right? They say they saved $450 million and it was actually $500,000. Yeah, like there's no proof of anything being saved. How could they save those numbers? Don't gloss over that. They said they saved $450 million and it was actually half a million.

So what's their total? They said they saved $8 billion and it was actually $8 million. Exactly. Go to Doge.com, there's a list. I saw a thing today. They deleted the list. They were they said they saved eight billion and it was actually a million List like I saw a thing they deleted the list They do that is that it's going to leave you you like I think it was yesterday Yeah, that's the thing is like yeah, but I don't Around it and they're not like fakes their lies, right? Yeah, they say they cancel these contracts. These are contracts that ended years ago. They're not canceling anything. They're just already paid out or they're incompetent. It's a problem.

And I want it to be done. I just want it to be done better. You know, they hired what five kids to just go and run fast as they can and cancel and get rid of everything possible. It's bad. So what is this? We're looking at savings list as a whole. Like there's so much bloat and nonsense in bureaucracy in our government. Like, well, I saw this last night. I were looking at a ton of it. There were little things last night.

They were looking at Microsoft Conference subscriptions. They had 268 or so and they're expensive. And they were only 50 were being utilized. And it was like thousands of dollars there that was saved. It's one little thing after another, I think that's going to add up. Oh, there's some numbers. If you say those numbers aren't accurate,

then I don't know what to say. Like, you know, it- They keep coming out as inaccurate. But it's supposed, we're supposed to be saving- Well, they've even said they're going to make mistakes. If they hired a competent firm to audit, like a big accounting firm, I'd be so excited. That'd be different.

Yeah, exactly. If those guys go through and be like, look at this bullshit expenses, look at this wrongness, like look at where your money's going. You're paying for this. But instead these guys, one thing I don't like, they talk about how much money was spent, but they don't talk about the period in which it was spent sometimes

It's dozens of years and I'm like man. What they spent this over 14 years You made me think this was an annual savings I mean, I feel like a lot of this is looking a gift horse in the mouth Like we all want to get looking at a liar lying to me and it shocks me that like these People like being lied to so much that they shouldn't. People do like being like our media is, but like the, the whole, like, the gift horse comment is like everybody who's like not kooky realizes we spend a crazy amount of money in government and bureaucracy.

And it's really a good idea for us to audit it. And so if they either fuck up or do like PR number, you know, augmenting or whatever nonsense they're doing, yeah, I don't like that. Like I'd rather get the honest number. But to have someone doing it at all is something we've never had. Like it's just been a foregone conclusion for all of our entire lives that, yeah, number go up and we're the government.

And so, you know, money is this magic thing that we always get. And so, yeah, we'll just, we'll waste this here. We'll waste this there. It's not real to us. Like it is good to, to segment this out. And then if they, if they fuck up or lie, yeah, you should, you should notice that. But as a whole, like having this sort of auditing, I hope it's something that doesn't go away once the next administration gets in, like, I hope that

they continue to be like, Hey, this year, this money for basket weaving in the Congo, uh, this is ridiculous. This doesn't help Americans where we're Nixon it we're done. Hey, there's a bunch of people fraudulently on some program. We're slicing that out. So as a whole, I think it's a good thing. Yeah. I'm glad you said that because you have to like it for the next administration too, right? The one that I'm stuck on, I think it was $28 million and it was basically Sesame Street for 10 years. Don't quote me on that. In Iraq, pretty sure that's right too.

And it's like, dude, 28 million over some long period of time is pennies. That's the- Again, 2.8 million a year? I'm not sure about the 10 years, but call it 2.8 million a year. Compared to how much we spent to go to war with Iraq, it is so cheap.

And it was the number one- If you drop $28 million with a bomb on Iraq. It was the number one children's TV show in Iraq. The number one, the very top show. If you want to export American culture and have Iraqis think differently about America, $2 million to have the number one TV show is a bargain compared to what you'd spend

in the department of defense. Hard to disagree. And now the new budget says- If you wanted to spread American culture to Iraq, you would have translated Sesame Street, something that takes place in New York borough. You would have sent you to put that in Iraq. Instead, they got like some Iraqi puppets

teaching you how to wash your hands and not be a filthy savage. You wanna drop $28 million worth of virus bombs on Iraq? I'll sign off on that. But you trying to send them $28 million for cartoons? Go fuck yourself. How about we, but you know how many houses? There's a giant housing complex,

like a couple miles from here, just got built. I bet that whole fucking thing, those 30 houses didn't cost anywhere near that money. You could fill that thing up with homeless people or homeless veterans or just random fucking Americans in a lottery system I don't care anything but it's Sesame Street for fucking Iraqis if he wanted to cut real budget he would look at things like trillions of dollars spent on defend budget jets that are never seen thousand dollar toilet he renegotiated Air Force

one and got the price down significantly. No, but I mean, no, I mean, like like private defense contractors. That is a privacy huge. But OK, Air Force One, yes. But I'm talking about the other stuff like there's a lot more that could be trimmed that should be looked at. And then we end up finding out that, you know, Tesla might be getting four getting 400 billion for armored cars

or they might be using Starlink Oh well that's what I mean like Look, you don't think that They're not going to like it anytime Musk gets paid by the US government because he's working so closely with Trump Yeah, but it's conflict of interest. It seemed it's so simplistic that you should be doing that System though like like Starlink is the only thing of its kind like like it's it it's there's no like Pepsi-Cola to go with You know what I mean? Like like there's no horizon

You don't think there's something wrong with had the guy in charge of the budget making money from the budget Well, he's not in charge of the budget. He has no he's in charge of cutting the budget You don't think that there's a car of what he's doing In presenting that to the president United States that we elected I'm sorry. Yeah, it's not running it crazy. No guys guys. He's not running it by Trump. He's not running anything Trump is a sleeping during the press conference so so you think that Musk finds the the the ways and then he Goes and writes an executive order to stop it himself like like obviously there's an executive order for these things

That's what you're saying. You're saying that Trump is signing an executive order to cut Sesame Street. That's what you're saying? I don't know how he made it up. I really think that he can literally tweet this shit and tell people not to go to work the next day. I've seen it on Twitter, right? Like, there's no procedure happening here. Autonomy. Yeah, there's no procedure happening here. There's no, there's no. I don't understand what you're suggesting is happening. You're making it sound like Elon Musk is writing laws and implementing them and cutting and altering our budget.

No one's writing laws, they're making decisions without laws. What decision is he making? What to cut? What to cut and what to fund? That's a huge conflict of interest. There's no way. You're telling me Donald Trump signed an executive order to send the Ebola employees home? No, it's done willy-nilly. Whoever sent the Ebola employees home, it wasn't Musk. He didn't order them home. It wasn't his. It wasn't. It's under his watch.

It's his people doing it. Yeah. It's his organization doing it. Yes, it is. Thankfully. So it is Musk. That's like saying the Secretary of State is working autonomously or the Secretary of Defense or... No, because they follow the judicial... That's why you have three separate forms of government to watch over the other. You have the judicial... I know how our government system works. It's our system. Okay, but what I'm saying to you is the president is perfectly within his power to hire someone to go to work for him. You make it sound like he needs the president needs to be in there hacking through like running code. No, no, no, I think he's saying that you make it has no idea what's being

as if he the president has to have complete control and he has to have his hand in every pocket. You're making it sound that way. Okay, I said... No, listen. No, he said that Elon is doing it without the president. And you're like, no, the president is signing executive orders, making sure that like the checks and balances on everything Elon does.

I'm like, no, I think Elon's working with a lot of autonomy. A word I don't know. Autonomy. I don't think anything is happening. I don't think anything, I don't think any changes are happening without Trump's okay. And if you watch these, did you watch the meeting yesterday? The cabinet meeting thing where-

Elon's up there. Elon's up there the whole time and Trump is sleeping? He's like, Trump's the boss. What Trump says is what I do. I work for the president. And then you laugh at that. He's like, oh, he's lying when he says that. He's really in charge. Who's in charge? Wait, I wasn't laughing. He's laughing. I was president and and then you laugh at that is like always lying when he says that he's really in charge Who's in charge laughing?

Laughing I was laughing. I was laughing because I don't Laugh, I don't think Trump has any inkling of what Elon's doing Okay. Well, you've probably more insight than I do on the issue, but I don't think it's a matter of insight it's more of a matter of... I don't think that Trump is signing off on what Elon is doing. I think Elon is just doing stuff and sending out emails and give us five points or you're fired and Trump... Oh, I love that. I love that. But no one's doing it. Well, even the new head of the FBI told his people ignore that nonsense. Well, yeah, I Trump disappointed and they fired.

The reason you can ignore it is because he doesn't have any real power. Right. Well, yeah, people are being sent home and other departments. So yeah, they asked for a list of all the people who didn't reply. So apparently not everybody standing up to Eli. We need that list. We need to look into that list and see how many of them are. I don't see what's what's wrong with like asking IRS agents to be like, hey, what are you working on? Because like we all just admit like we all know there's a huge amount of bloat and waste. Like we fund this like every government employee who's sitting there doing nothing all day. This is what we're talking about with the left.

You say, oh, the left likes finding the waste. I love that, but they don't. They don't like who's looking for it. That's the problem. They don't like who's looking for it. Either side likes finding it. Yeah, I agree with what Kyle said. They like waste more than they like the guy

who's looking for it. They'd rather have their money wasted than have Elon be proven right. Like for example, they got rid of basically every probational employee, I think. There were 6,700 IRS employees that got fired for being probational. And I'm like, man, that's like firing your sales force.

That's where the money comes in. Every dollar you spend on the IRS brings $3 in. Why did they get rid of all the probational IRS employees? It feels like they're hacking and slashing without enough thought involved. I like that though, because I think it's the only way they're hacking and slashing without enough thought involved. I like that though, because I think it's the only way they're going to get to the bottom. I think that when you're looking for a blown fuse, you turn everything off and see what lights up. You know what I mean? Like, I think that by turning vast areas off, cutting vast

areas, sending bunches of people home, the things that actually matter are going to pop up and get attention and get money sent to them. And the things that didn't matter so much, the people that turned out not to be real, they won't speak up because they're not real. And the places those money are being spent aren't worthwhile. I do think there's a lot of employees who don't work very hard in the government.

I agree with that totally. I've had friends that work there and that's what they tell me. It's worse than the private sector. We've all heard the government asking the government to be leaner and meaner. Yes. I just don't think Elon is looking carefully enough to get the right people. Things like send me an email or you're fired.

Like that's Remen isn't, has anyone else had a really bad boss before? That makes you feel like you're about to lose your job for bad reasons. Yeah, like that's what Elon, that's what I want for government employees, though. I would rather have a boss that accurately measures the workforce and gets rid of the underperformers than one who sent me like, Hey, let's base it on this five bullet point email. Yeah, like you qualify people judging whether or not these jobs are effective or not.

And like I said, the more trim, the better. The less government, the better I feel, but it has to be done reasonably and by people who know what they're doing. I think if Elon's good at anything, it's this. I don't think he's an engineer. I don't think he's necessarily a genius. I don't think he's a rocket scientist or a financial expert,

but I think he's pretty good at trimming the fat. I think he's done that a lot. And I think he's really good at creating a workforce that is that type A personality that go, go, go. The family is second, work is first. And you don't have to convince them of that. They're not gonna post some mean text you sent them on Reddit and look how. My boss was on anti work. They're gonna be like, yeah, of course

I'm already here. What are you talking about? Come in early. I spent the night in the office I'm on my fold out like those that seems to be some truth to that None of us would work for him the Ebola he's a piece of shit But I want him work with him. None of us would work for him. The Ebola. Fuck him. He's a piece of shit. But I want him to like be my quit master when my government fucking employees are going to work. I want him to be the one asked, what did you do last week? Name me five things you accomplished.

Tell me write me a little story about it. Like yeah, bully them. I don't fucking care. Those government fucking employees like they work. They work for us and they might not need to. They get all of those benefits. I think we all agree with you on that point. I think everyone agrees with you on that point totally. To have anyone doing it is better than the history we have of no one at all doing it and just letting this grow into a massive bloat monster with like no KPIs at all.

Like no, it's just like, it's like metrics through which you can determine the success of a job. So like someone who's sitting on their ass, for employee kind of, yeah. Yeah. So like someone sitting on their ass at the DMV in the back, there's no metric by which to determine they're successful. And so if they get fired, they're going to go, Oh, no, I was, I'm being attacked here. And it's like, no, actually,

you haven't been doing anything. Like no one's checking on you. So this is what Cisco did. They made their managers fired 10% of their staff every quarter. Right. I thought that was fucking ruthless. Right. That's 40% of your staff a year. Not every manager really did it. Sometimes some of them would work to protect their staff. They said they liked the people they have. What if they did that for a while? You know, Hey, 10% of your staff gets cut.

And then instead of Elon from 10,000 feet, 30,000 feet in the air, making guesses at who's good and bad, using shitty fucking incompetent metrics like who replied to an email having their manager pick out their least effective employees. I see the like, I do see the 30,000 feet thing

about the email, but like, if Jeff Bezos sent that out at Amazon, like you bet your ass, every employee who's actually working is responding. Like the only people who are gonna ignore that at Amazon are people who are not really working. But there's people who might be away, people who have more emails, people who are on vacation.

Like I don't think it's a very good metric to give you Trump. I wanna see you go through the pan around. No, it's gonna have to be like on Saturday, wouldn't it? I don't know. And then like Trump said, Oh, we asked someone what they do and if they started, they get fired. And I'm like, there's a good way to evaluate your tech staff, you know, like you're going to lose your whole fucking IT. Yeah, because they don't know

how to deal with people. Right? Now you talk when I talk about something that I can agree with you a little bit left a little bit on it. Like I saw these, they're getting rid of all the trans people in the military. And from what I understand, our trans catboys are leading the world with that drone technology. When you go into one of those rooms, I think those are the hackers and the network security guys. You think they're the ones with the Xbox controllers flying around? Look, they're blowing up a hot dog during the day and at night they're putting their Fox tail butt plugs in and they're having a good time. I saw-

Effective strategy. But what's interesting though, there's always an addendum, which I think is smart from him. It's never a closed door. It's a, I don't know, it's putting a guy by the door. He said, all of them have to leave the military, et cetera, but, but they're not going to hunt them down or identify them necessarily. And they also add this thing. And then it was like, also, if we really need you, we'll just keep you basically

in other language and they were like, if you've got a general cat boy, you don't have a damn thing to worry about. Sergeant at ease. He starts licking his hand. It's like, I love the concept. I hate the incompetence behind the firing. And to Taylor's point, I do get where he's coming from. Hey, I'd rather have someone incompetently try to trim the fat than no one at all.

You know, I see that. I get that. I just want better. You know? I see that, I get that. I just want better. You know, the security thing, right? The Republicans went fucking bonkers when Hillary used a private email server. But they take all taxpayer information and put it on Musk's private server,

and they don't have a problem with it at all. They put it on his private server. I think so, yeah. I read it. I'm only as good as my sources. They copied. They put it on his private server. I think so, yeah. I read it. They copied it. I'm only as good as my sources. They copied it and put it on his private server. Yeah.

And who's even regulating? About it. I would love to see some proof of that. What I read was that he has no more access than college interns, which there are many that are working with the government. And there are lots of those guys who have the same sort of, they called it read on I

Don't know anything about anything but read-only sounds to me like you can only read the data you can't alter Copy it or take it out or anything or execute it so that sounds to me like the exact amount of Access that you want to give Elon Musk so that he can read it and find any waste But and then again, report back to the president because he has read only access and he has no power to change or access anything. I like I don't see anything about it.

Yeah, I don't see anything at all about Elon having access on private server to any IRS information. It looks like he wants Doge to have access to IRS taxpayer data for attempts to unroot fraud. Zach has a paragraph here that says it's all on a government server. Yeah.

They brought in their own servers and made copies I read. I don't know. I'm getting, keep getting stuck behind paywalls. I can't find it in seconds, but. This is just from ABC. It doesn't, I, I control F server. Well, again, I don't, I don't quite grasp. It's like he's just asking for access.

I don't grasp the security risk, I suppose, of that being true even. Dude, I don't want the government knowing my social security number. Ray, tell him Taylor. That's between me and God. And the men's warehouse. That's between me and God

and my quick trip credit card. I had to get that men's warehouse card. You get you get a free suit and you get to sign up. You got a suit. OK, I don't know. I just want to forever. I didn't hear that deal shoot.

You'd have you ever dated any woman ever. You've had that conversation, like at a checkout where they're like, well, maybe I should sign up for the Michael's credit card. And it's like, oh, like, should sign up for the Michael's credit card. And it's like, oh, like Michael's credit card. You don't need that. Just know I'll sign up for all those cards. Anytime there's a bonus or something like, like, I've got an Instacart card, I've got a DoorDash card, all that. I want all my reward points. I want to transfer. After my divorce, no credit. that I want all my reward points I want to like transfer after my divorce no credit I have no card I use for sometimes renting cars and stuff but I don't use any credit of any kind to credit card that I use often and that's

like it just I use my miles yeah I use my miles card on just about everything anything is it worth it yeah I actually use. Okay. I have a card in my bag. Do you actually use it on trips or you use it on like buying objects? I'm compiling them. I've been compiling them for years. I have hundreds of thousands of miles. Which one do you have?

Maybe millions of miles. Is it in Delta? Delta. Because those don't expire, do they? They don't expire. I've got- So are you loading up? How many do you got?

Like enough for like, you could take a full trip on them, you think? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I could go first class like across the country and that. Like a good trip. You're not gonna turn on Hassy for anything. Are you loading up? How many do you got? Like enough for like, you could take a full trip on them. You think? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I could go first class. Are you, uh, we haven't talked for a while. Are you off? Can you travel yet? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a felon. Oh, felons. Yeah. Maybe Trump will change that.

I doubt it. I think he gets a free spin on that. I think it can allow him in even though he's a fellow. But yeah, I don't have any travel restrictions within the country or anything. Okay. Do you travel? Not much. No, pretty pretty much. No, I don't really have anywhere I want to go. Go to Bali, bro. Some cool stuff there. I'm the worst. Since I got addicted to Elden Ring, I'm not sure my truck starts. I mean, it's been a while. I've been traveling a lot more lately. Like, I want to go to Bora Bora. I want to go to

different places in Africa. I want to go to Brazil. I want to go to Bora Bora. I want to go to different places in Africa. I want to go to Brazil I want to go to Rio that are outside Like Japan I've never been absolutely my brother just came from Japan. He spent a month there. He said it was amazing Yeah, he said The technology the architecture like it makes North America look like we're in a stone age in Japan. I don't like that. It's that society.

It's the way they're, it's that society. It's the politeness and the way they trust each other. If you go to the Apple store in Tokyo, there's no wires connecting the IES to the wall. You can pick those up, walk around the store, goof around with them, and then everybody puts them right back where they go. Kyle's right.

The part about Japan that impressed me wasn't the tech. I mean, the thing about having vending machines for everything was true. It was the respectful and polite culture. And you walk around in the subway and everyone's on the right side. There's an escalator, I want to say, one for people that walk and one for people that stand still,

and nobody breaks the rules. Um, it was just like, wow, but have you ever seen that video of someone dropping your money? I saw someone drops their money in a, in a crowd in Japan. It flies everywhere. Everyone snaps into action and gets this guy's money back. Really? Everybody's like immediately like grabbing the money up and like getting it back. But aren't they trying to decrease the amount of tourists in Japan because of so many bad tourists now? I hope so. They showed one street that it was completely packed with non-Japanese people from the tourists and they're all like taking awkward pictures of the geishas and they're all being rude and stuff.

Like they're trying to actually decrease the amount of people coming to the country now. I heard that they're trying being rude and stuff. Like they're trying to actually decrease the amount of people coming to the country now. I heard that like decrease immigration, but I didn't hear anything about them being like, all right, no more Aussies in our red light district. Cause can you imagine how bombastic some Australian guy is and talking Japanese? That is funny. But yeah.

Remember there was that shitty streamer who went, who was going to like the Asian countries and being- Oh, the Somali kid. Yeah, yeah, I remember there was a shitty streamer who went who was going to like the Asian countries and being oh Somali kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Molly Sam or Connie Somali or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Ass in South Korea. Yeah, they caught up with him in South Korea, bro That live is being a real douche I get it the Koreans are like you're making a mockery of our entire country and just The Koreans are like, you're making a mockery of our entire country and just mistreating Koreans everywhere you go. You can go in stores and eat in front of their, like eat inside the store. Go do this in Mogadishu, bro.

It turned out there's a lot of South Korean dudes that are ready to fucking throw down. Like a lot of them. Everywhere he go, there'd be a new South Korean tough guy there to just blindside him and fuck him up. Deservedly so. His brother talking shit was the best. It was like a movie or something with the timing. The brother's like, that guy, he shouldn't mess with you. If somebody else comes and messes you, I'm gonna tell you what, I'm gonna fuck him up. I'm gonna be like, what? And they go fucked up. And right then some guy comes out of nowhere, lays the brother out again. He just watches it happens and dude does nothing. Right after he just went on and on about how next time he's going to be Johnny on

the spot. But there's a lot of those streamers going around with their bodyguards doing that crap nowadays, right? Like the leons and all those hateable Trent. What's the young guy who's the most popular for it? He has dark hair, good hair. Oh, the guy who crashes Lambo. Dirty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the most popular for it. He has dark hair, good hair. Oh, the guy who crashes Lambeau. Jack Doherty? Jack, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that? Yeah, yeah, that's the right guy, I think.

Jack Doherty. He's the guy from Third Rock from the Sun. No, no, no. The one that Alec Baldwin played, who'd he play? With Tina Fey and whatever that news. Oh, that's Jack Donogh. Third Rock? All right, that's right. So Doherty, I was probably right. Different person. I'm like, am I's Jack Donoghue. That's what I'm alright. That's right. So dirty. I was probably right. fictional.

Jack Doherty on Twitter. And the first one was someone saying Jack Doherty is a streamer that goes around antagonizing people while he hides behind security. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. He crashed his vehicle. And he was mad that his cameraman wasn't filming still when the cameraman said was bleeding like he's like complete scumbag. like alright as someone who can relate a little it's like come on cameraman. Okay, that's a little different like this was like these new kids are different bro like I guess so.

I bet this cameraman man gets paid. Well Have you seen Jack dirty the thing like? Him walking through the mall like yeah many people and it's purpose antagonizing yeah, you look people and then when they're like hey his bodyguard steps in and like bullies the guy and I put myself in the shoes of the victim and I'm like I couldn't do any better you know. You want to just like shoot the bodyguard in the knee and the knee to the head. I love that clip and the guy got off that youtuber was harassing a delivery guy in the mall or something.

I think they had ordered the delivery just to fuck with him maybe even but that dude just pulled out a pistol and shot the YouTuber. He was like, leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me, bang! Shot him in the stomach and walked away. I remember that clip now. It was beautiful.

Yeah, I love that. What happened to the YouTuber? Like, is he okay? He lived, he shot. And so he had to go to the hospital. And he probably saw he was murdered. He was probably more polite. He was probably more polite in the future, I bet.

He sewed it up himself like our guest did that time. I remember you called him out for that. That's what the story was that you didn't believe. God, I hate fake tough guys so fucking much. Dude, you want fake tough guys make me want to do? Don't even get me started brother. Cause I'm not a tough guy. If there was a fake tough guy in here right now, oh. See it's the opposite though. It's because I'm not a tough guy. And I know I'm not. I

like bubble baths. I like soft things. I like men. You know? I'm not a tough like bubble baths. I like, I like soft. I like men. You know, I'm not a tough guy, but, but, but w so when I see somebody like that, that's a fake tough guy. It's just the most annoying obnoxious fucking thing. I'm like, I like, I'm a like hardcore prepper and stuff like that. And I like my firearms and stuff, but I love my hot showers and cappuccino in the morning and I really don't want an apocalypse. You know what I mean?

Like, I'm not ready for, you know what I mean? Like, I'll watch it on TV, but I'm not ready to live the road. You know what I mean? I'm glad you said that, cause it was my next question. I was going to ask you what post-apocalyptic depiction from media and all media do you think that you could survive in?

You're like, man, you throw me out there. I'm going to be the fucking emperor of Saskatchewan or whatever. And then on the flip side of that coin, which one do you see? And you're like, God, I just I would either I guess I'm the guy who dies in the beginning of this movie. I'm one of those people. You know, because when I watch like like the road. Yeah, that's the most that is a dark show dark.

And that's probably the most realistic. You know what I mean? Like that and or like, have you seen Threads? The the movie from the UK, like that will like make you double think a nuclear holocaust, bro. Like that's from the UK like that will like make you double think a nuclear holocaust, bro Like yeah, that's from the 80s Like that was like a oh that like yeah, yeah that one hits home That one's pretty rough. Yeah, the roads the roads written by that Cormac McCarthy guy who wrote blood meridian I don't feel really

That's fucking wild Jesus. I didn't know that it was the same guy. Okay. Same fucking guy. So that's his style is dark as dark can get. Yeah. Yeah, the road I would not want to live in that world that world where you've got two bullets, one for your son and one for yourself. So you will be murdered and raped and then eaten. Yeah, probably not in that order. Yeah. What about the? what was the one with the zombies that just came out on the guy helping little girl is based off of the last of us. That really ran out of steam. Yeah, see, there's, there's, there's two different zombie worlds. I'm good with and bad with walking dead zombies. I can handle. Oh yeah. Really? 28 day later zombies or World War Z zombies?

Hell no. You know what I mean? Like the fast running zombies? No, thank you. No, if I get walking dead, I feel like there's no happiness in that life. Because walking dead is not about the zombies. Walking dead is not about the zombies.

This is about how humans treat each other. Yeah. I know. That's what makes it so F-ed up. But it's equally about the zombies. This is about how humans treat each other. Yeah, I know. That's what makes it so after. But it's equally about the zombies. It kind of is. But it's like it's really not. The Walking Dead refers to the survivors, not to the zombies. Exactly. Does it? Yeah, it's yeah, because it's about how they all have. They are the walking dead.

They're already they call the zombie walkers. Yeah, they do. And they're also not dead. But the already dead. They call the zombie walkers. Yeah, they do. And they're also not dead. But the main story is about the people, how they treat each other. Well, the last of us, the last of us looked like it'd be really easy to like that when they got them, Wyoming or

wherever they went out. Yeah. When they got there and it was like, wait, there's just wild open prairie to live in. Yeah. Because all I need to live in wild open prairie is like a well or a clean river. You gotta imagine pollutions down and a gun. You know what I mean? Like in North America doesn't

get that cold, you know, and there's just so much food, especially if you remove the humans from the equation, all of a sudden there's just going to be so much wildlife like everywhere. It's going to be crazy. Our survival trip in maybe it was Georgia, was eye-opening for me, because I couldn't find food. I brought a gun, I brought two guns, I think, and I always thought that if you put me in the woods and I gave it a go, I'd find food. Turns out, you can go sick days and not even see a squirrel.

How does that happen? That was a very odd experience, because I've said it before but I went there in the days and weeks prior to us going out there and I had seen so many squirrels. I had that I even watched videos on how to gut them and prepare them and cook them because I was like well day one I'll have a six squirrels and we're just gonna have them on sticks like oh brother where art thou? Yeah yeah yeah. We're all gonna have them on sticks like, oh brother, where are thou? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we're all gonna have our own squirrel. But we didn't see a squirrel for a week. Really? And I would get up in the morning and I would drive away from our campsite because I had this idea that our campsite was driving away all the wildlife. I'd drive like a mile or two down the road,

but there's this dirt road out in the area. And then I'd get out and go 50, a hundred yards into the woods and I'd sit under a tree with my rifle and not make a move or a peep for an hour and a half. And I'd see nothing but those little tweety birds, like the tiniest birds that little chickadee. If I shot that bird with my 22, it was going to go poof. With a 22 even. Yeah. Did you guys film this? Me.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We did. The Muffin Man. That's what I was looking for. Yeah. At first, no one believed that Kyle found a Muffin Man. Yeah, at first.

And then it turns out our cameraman also met the Muffin Man and turned down the muffins because the cameraman was the only one who was allowed to eat food. Wait, I really was out. Where did he live, Kyle? He lived in Tocco Georgia, which is about on Drury Lane, seven miles away. Well done. Well done. While I was while I was out like looking for squirrels, I met him in the road and there was nobody out there

where we are. So it was very odd to even see anybody. So we sort of stopped window to window. I was like, hey, how's it going? And I was like, yeah, we're camping out here and blah, blah, blah. He owned a store or a bakery and he said he came out there with their day olds or week olds or whatever and he gave them to the campers. And he asked if I wanted some muffins.

And I was like, yes, so much, so much. And I remember there were many muffins and I think there were M&M cookies too. It was, and he gave me like a box of each of them. And I came back to, I was supposed to be out hunting and I came back with patients. But really, you were gathering. Yeah. Yeah, like 12,000 calories. It was better than any hunt could have been. I was supposed to be out hunting and I came back with a really

It was better than any hunt could have been Yeah, we brought a can't We actually our cameraman flew here from England However that worked and he lived with us in the woods for a week in a tent Filming us. I think the highlight of the journey was either the chicken massacre or the the woody prank But the the woody rain fly prank one of those was probably the high highlight of the but I also thought every night we would do this little confessional like survivor where we'd go talk to the camera in the darkness and I thought jizzes were always very funny not really I think the others are plotting against me can we watch there were eight packs of cigarettes in my bag and now there are only seven and oh that's funny you know you're just making shit up and have a good time over there oh there's hours of it on uh on what what is

channel okay i gotta look it up this would be fun to watch now we had a good time with the um rain fly prank it is a teaser that that's one his hammock, I think, and it was very sentimental to him because he'd taken it on many a camping trip and he had mentioned it even. He had said, that's old trusty there, you know, or something like that. Something like gives me shelter, protects me from the world or gets me out of a jam. I bond with that. Absolutely. So you relate to that a little bit, maybe?

I don't know. Why don't we play it? Do you wanna play it or no? You could say no. Is this the rain fly prank? Yeah. Sure, we can watch it. I've seen it semi-recently and I wasn't as fit as I we play it Zach

This is almost ten years ago. Oh, no, he's not playing that if it's 13 minutes. It's not the right thing I don't know. I thought he means yeah, I just want to watch like the 30 second clip of like when it happens You know what I mean? So so what we did anyway, well, I think Woody went down to the creek to Bathe and Chiz and I and the cameraman were left behind at the campsite. I don't remember whose idea it was, but it came together that we should pretend to disrespect Woody's rain fly because we both had rain flies and we don't give a fuck about them. So, so we like took his and let

maybe fold it up nicely and neatly and sat it aside somewhere and hit it. And then we like took mine and like took all the trash around the camp and we use the we use it as a trash bag. Like all the wrappers, you know, we opened up lots of new tools and camping gear. We've never done any of this before. So it's all sponsored stuff and brand new stuff. And when he gets back, use the link, we have put cigarette butts. We have wet wipes, not only for pooping, but you know, if you just clean up your face and just just like. And so I think we took one of those and just like rubbed it in the mud to make it look like doodoo. Oh, like just dirty, you know, and just like like put lots of stuff like that on the rain fly and then put it in front of his tent and

Then we waited on him to come back and tried not to laugh, you know the camera and all All my body Fresh Bay? Yeah. Well, I- You said, gather all the trash up. I didn't know that was his rain fly. I don't- I still don't know what this rain fly looks like if I'm being 100% honest. He pulled it off the tent. This- Look, look, everyone stop. It's getting fucking outrageous.

No joke, I might beat one of your asses, and I can kick either one of your asses. Stop fucking with my rain fly. Cheers, look at my eyes. I will beat the fuck out of you. Stop it. That's why we didn't use your rain fly. What is that? It's my rain fly. I might have been a little tilted. No, you were. Yeah. I could feel the tension in the air, bro. That's like the perfect beginning of a Snickers commercial. You're not yourself. Dude, she has a rope there, but I didn't blame him a bit.

I wanted to keep the joke going for as long as possible, but Woody escalated from a zero to like a 10. Yeah, it was going to go bad. It was like, fuck, I think if we like go to the next level we have to fight. And I saw what he did to the chicken. I think it was alive in that scene. You can see Henrietta walking around. Oh really?

Yeah, yeah, she was under. That's crazy. OK, I'm watching that for sure. That's amazing. Oh my God, that was so amazing. But I felt a little bit bad after, but I was also a little scared. I was like, we may have gone too far. I'm so glad you took it really well though. Like when you realized what was what, you were like, you're embarrassed a little, but you also thought it was funny.

And I was glad we were all good then. I was glad you weren't mad that we had pranked you like an hour later. He could have been petty after that. Because we were going to be out there, we know, the next day. We're not going anywhere. We were setting up the tents in that. We really started on the wrong foot here. Yeah, yeah. Good joke, Rishis. That was a fun fucking time. We were so hungry. We went to Longhorns after that and I was incredibly rude to the waitress.

We always give Woody a hard time for being rough to wait staff, but I was ready to have a meltdown. We were so hungry. And they were taking their time. In Kyle's defense, the waitress wasn't pretty. He would have been bad. He was pretty. I'm sure the worst part is there were pretty waitresses there. They gave us the logo. I remember like we've been waiting for so long and I wanted another refill

of sweet tea. And I was like, she hasn't come back in like two minutes, 120 seconds. I'm knocking that glass on the floor on purpose. I'm gonna knock that glass on the floor on purpose and make her come back. Like a five-year-old. Yeah. I can imagine how hungry you were. Once they're knocking shit on the ground. I can imagine how hungry you were. I was absolutely going to knock it in me. I was ready to have a goddamn meltdown.

I was saying some crazy shit at the table. And nobody was like, and nobody was like backing me down either. I was, I was, I remember I was like, maybe I'll just whoop her ass. Maybe I'll just beat her up right here. And there was maybe man, she might need to ask, well, not straightened her out. Nobody was slowing my roll at all. I like that because I was in a pretty good mood. I was like being fed. I had a drink like I had just arrived on Mount Olympus and some sort of wonderful experience. Kyle on the other hand was not as happy and I'm like oh this is great. This time someone else is mean to wait staff. I'll get in the one mark in the wind call.

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