Painkiller Already - PKA 746 W/ Harley: Spiciest Would You Rather?

Episode Date: April 5, 2025

P.K.A. 746, one of our favorite guests, Harley Taylor. This episode of P.K.A. is brought to you by prized picks, lock and load. And of course, our wonderful merchandise, Harley. You're looking fit. You're looking ready to fight someone. You have a fight coming up, right? I can't get my ass beat right now.

No, we need a better attitude than that. You know, I'm going to fuck him. I'm going to hold him down and fuck his ass in front of everyone for charity. Yeah. He's going to have to ride public transport when you're done with them. He won't let him drive. You're going to fuck him up so bad. They're going to have to make public transport weight as he's like, as that slow elevator raises his wheelchair level and then he can get on the,

on the transit. I'm not sure I like either one of these directions. I was thinking about it in my head. I was like, God forbid. You're going to cripple him. He's going to be giving speeches through a speaking spell to middle schoolers when you're done talking about motivation. No, he'll have Harley put him down. It'll be just like million dollar baby. You have to kill him in the hospital. He'd be like, do it. Does your confidence impact your performance? How much does my confidence impact my performance? Yes. The thing is, on the night of fights, always, I become actually unintentionally a different person.

Like, I tap into like, when I grew up, I played football for 15 years. So I was really like aggressive and everything. But that's not my soul. My soul isn't that guy. So that goes, that's been gone for a long time. But then when it's like game day, he, I tap into him a little bit. But the problem is like the, like that's like that. Those are my old stats. Like I did a starting character as a warrior, but then I put everything into being a bard. So now I'm fully a bard with some leftover like barbarian stats loving and then when I get in the ring, it's actually a lot of the bard stuff that kicks in. And I'm like, I don't need this right now, dude. I'm not trying to be gay in the ring right now. You delay down. Yeah.

My brain is like, do a spin, spin for the crowd. OK, don't do that. This is like getting punched out of the ring. I'm like lying on the table outside the ring. And it's like they clap. They clap for us. I'm like, brush it the fuck up. We should got punched out of the ring.

You fucking idiot. I don't even know what the rules are in. That was the mayor of Slam Town fight, right? Yeah, that happened. You left the ring and came back. Mm-hmm Yeah, I actually I was like when I was lying on the table outside. I was like, what are the rules here? and I like looked at the ref and he was like 15 and I was like, oh, I guess I have 20 seconds to get into the ring. I should probably get in the ring Well now you know you can take a little 20 second like adventures out of the ring. Yeah if you want.

Oh spin for the crowd. Dude. Can you exit the ring on purpose? That's a great point. Do a little lap. Do a little lap. Raise your hands up. I'm not tired.

I don't need a stool. Like raise your hands up. I do a lap around the outside of the ring. Point at the crowd. Little finger guns to the camera. You lose the round. Then you jump over the rope and go back to work. He's right.

He's right. You lose the round I bet. But like so maybe you're allowed one or two ring outs. I bet you lose the round. You got hit out of the ring. No, no, no. That's what he's saying. Like purposefully, like the ring, the rebound starts

and I lie on my tummy and roll out under the bottom rope and I walk around, I gap up the people in the sound. Five rounds, two minutes. So if you're up like three or four rounds You know you could it's boxing. So you never know They they decide what they you have a vibe for how it's going. Yeah. Yeah I mean, I've seen some boxing matches where I had a vibe for how it was going and then it just went the complete Other way with the judges and I'm like, oh

it is like what's the word like it is like a fixed's the word? Like it is like a fixed sport. Like it is, it is like. Easy to fix sport. Yeah. Yeah. Well, cause there's like, you have three guys that are like, that's my feelings. It's my feelings. It's hard to say this going into it,

but I felt like you were pretty confident going into your first fight and not your second, right? Your second guy was really tough. Where does this one fit on the spectrum? And that's something that I'm trusting on. On the day of the fight, the second fight, I was very confident in the locker room. Okay. Like I was like so ready. I was like so ready and I actually, I felt no pain. Nothing hurt me in the ring. Nothing bothered me. In fact, it made me throw away the ring, the match, because I was like overconfident and I was like skipping around and moving when I was like, I should have just planted my feet,

taking some punches and throwing a punch back. But I was overwhelmed mentally because, because deep down I'm gay. Deep down I'm a little gay boy and I'm not really a boxer. The only lie there is deep down. I'm not really a bot. The only lie there is keep down. When you were out of the ring, when you were out of the ring, did you know? Like were you still confident or not anymore? What made you get back in? I was like, yo, I just had a gamer moment.

I'm like, this is crazy. I should play this up. And I literally played it up. Like I was literally like consciously like. Yeah, that was the bar. The bar came to the surface and saved you from that. Yeah. He was like performance time. I was like, what abilities do I have right now? He's like spin. Use your bonus action to get back in the ring. I would have crouched and tried to stealth that one. This isn't my night.

Maybe no one's here. Imagine I got punched out and I just ran out of the ring. That would have been really funny. That would have been really funny if I bolted to the locker room. Yes. And I left anded to the locker room. Yes. And I left and I abandoned the whole show. That would be so great. People would tease you.

They'd be like, why'd you do that? I'm like, because it's funny. See that? Things were hurt. The thing that I really admire in fighters is the courage that it takes to do it, right? Everyone thinks they will. Bro, it's super scary to know that you have a fight looming. And oh my gosh, you must have those butterflies for like

weeks leading up to the fight. It has to be a thing. And then you're in the fight, it's not going your way. You find yourself literally outside the ring and then something in you said, you know what? I didn't hear no bell. And you go back. I'm like, fuck, dude's a gamer.

It was the money. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna take it from the kids. Where's the money called to me? Like he, everything's dude's a gamer. It was the money. I was like, I was like, where's the money called to me? Like he's Jewish. That's the source of their courage. Not Mickey. It's not Mickey.

It's it's it's like it's a lot of money. Harley, you got to get up. That's funny. I got that entire we didn't say those. Yeah, we didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, videos of him punching the heavy bags and he's like it's like his eighth day boxing and he's punching the heavy bag and I'm like oh I could see how strong he is he's much scarier of an opponent to me than the mayor of slam town he's a much strong a much stronger guy he like bench presses like 450 pounds he's sonically powerful Like he learned to break champagne flutes with his with his voice. Like he can scream. I know it won't but just to think that like that's like the kind of lungs he's got. He did he did a

YouTube video where he walked for 24 hours. That's retarded. He's 61. Are you guys in the same weight class like anything over 200 is heavyweight okay so it's like when people are like how tall is he oh so you have that I'm like oh yeah that's true I have my weak arm to defend me and keep him at bay my weakest arm extended to prevent him from coming in here. This guy and he ate cactus with the spines still on it. Like blood all in his mouth. You can tell he's a strong guy. Barrel chested. So you've got your work cut out for you, but I have faith. You don't have enough faith. think I think you're gonna take this one. No. Oh, I got faith. I got faith. I do I do I'm like

I'm like well, he can't spin as good as I can Nearly as hard The heavy back oh yeah, let me take a look yeah that is like that's a guy you could tell right off in the back You're like, oh you're strong Yeah, he's big too. He's heavy. He's carrying a lot of weight, but I don't think it's gonna matter too much It's not you know, that'll be interesting. I'll definitely watch. How do we watch? What's the best way to watch? How would you prefer people to watch? You go to the creator clash comm and you can get tickets to it

To to the paper view you could buy it there, you could buy tickets to the event. If any of you guys are in, any of you three, if you are in Tampa on June 28th, I'll get you into the event physically, 100%. Definitely a lot of people that, I don't know, I don't know. See, one thing is like, I don't know if this one will sell compared to the last one was like, quote unquote, a failure in terms of a charity. So I don't know if this time it'll sell.

And all I'm thinking is I was like, you know, I boxed in Amalie Arena when it was packed and it was like really so surreal. Worst case scenario, the tickets don't sell. Boxing in Amalie Arena when it's empty will also be so surreal. Yeah, like it's COVID times. I bet they'll fill it up. They'll do something. And besides, it looks like a fun card. I'm scrolling through it now looking at Freddie Wong. Freddie Wong is on that. I see that now. Oh my God. Freddie Wong. 5'7", 175 going up against someone called ginger pale who was five nine one seventy five I like Freddy's chances phrase flexing in his photo and he's got look all right so let me say this before it's very possible that Freddy W made his arm look that big. He's pushing his arm up now he's pushing he's pushing his I was going to say he'd use like some computer graphics to turn himself into a mini hole.

What picture are you looking at? I'm on creatorclash.com scrolling. I'll link it. But I get it. Even if he is pushing it up, it's fucking big. So five. He's actually like, Freddy's like a guy that works really hard and does shit like back, like back in the day, like when like in LA, like Machinima would hold these like gamer gathering type things when the new Call of Duty game would come out. And like a couple of guys who were like old friends of the show, like like X Jaws and Optic, and all these guys, like phase clan dudes, they

would come to these events, right? To play call of duty when it came out. But like Freddy would also get invited to their, these events and Freddy would fuck them up and like, it's not his job. Freddy, do you know, Freddy was the first pro gamer before there was like pro gaming. He was a pro guitar hero. Yeah. And he like got paid to go around with like Guitar Hero, like on a world tour, like playing Guitar Hero in various places. And if anything the guy does, he like kills it. And I saw a video of him like, preparing for the fight. And it's so funny, because they

filmed it. And I guess maybe they didn't want like his opponent to know what he was really doing. So they showed his coach, his coach was like, yeah, we will, you know, you really want to spar a couple of times a week, but we thought that that, you know, we don't want to cause any damage before the fight. So we've been training him exclusively in VR so he could spar like 40 times a week and it cuts the credit and he's got the VR headset on. He's like, just waiting for it to update. Doing all these drills in VR. Do you know who all these other fighters are? No, dude, I'm straight. I watch straight YouTubers.

Are these all gay YouTubers? There's a guy named dad. There's a guy, I saw the guy named dad at the bottom. And then there's a guy named Dad. There's a guy. I saw the guy named Dad at the bottom. And then there's a guy named Tubbo. He's apparently like the biggest Tubbo and Sapnap are like the most famous people on the card. They're both 147, 56 and 57. I thought you were going to say they were like actually both

the most experienced fighters, which I would have believed you because you can't tell looking at someone if they're like a fighter. Y'all better be careful. One of these Asian gamers is gonna actually be a Thai kickboxing champion and he's gonna go under the radar. Those guys could pass under the radar and they're killers.

See the thing about Tubbo's picture I don't like is everybody else has hands up and he's hands behind his back. Like he's like selling you popcorn and the boy scouts like I'm a little boy. He needs it. Maybe that's part of his strategy. Well, those two guys are minecrafters. They were like friends with dream that big time minecrafter guy.

And so like there, they got this whole, uh, like they were friends apparently. And then there was like a beef or something. I don't really know, but they they have a crazy History type thing going on. There's like like some some bullshit So do these two guys have tubbo and sapnap don't like each other and so it'll be a good fight There's there's a history there that a lot of people are aware of Yeah Odd ones out verse will Neff like odd ones

out. He was in Creator Clash one. And he was an animator and he got fucked up by I did a thing who was who looked really good that day. And he odd ones out was like, it wasn't even close. But it's funny when he came in the locker room. I was like, Hey, man, you went out there and you gave it your all and you tried. And that's what really counts. And he was like, pissed. He was like, fuck this fucking shit, man. Fucking. And I was like, damn, he's really mad that he lost. And like, it wasn't really close. So like, I'm like, wondering, I'm like, damn, he had like a couple of years to really put that anger

to work right now. But now he's going against Will Neff, who I think was a wrestler in high school. work right now. But now he's going against Will Neff who I think was a wrestler in high school. Will Neff looks pretty fit in his photo. Also this chick, Ali Spaniola. Yeah, I know her. She's been around for a while. Yeah, very defined abs. She looks like she could get in a tussle. Yeah, J. LaRae is too,, she won her last match and she, uh, she works really hard. So we'll be interesting. Something's going on. It sounds like it's almost like, uh, you're sticking your mic into a PC fan. It's going, can you hear me now? Is it fucked up?

Yeah, that was really loud. I don't know what that is. I don't know. Is there someone doing metal work near? It's Mike doing a thing, but it does sound like a grinder, like grinding metal. That's rough. Yeah, he'll get it figured out. It's why he's louder, I think. Right? Did you associate it with him being a little louder? I think so, which if that's the case, we got to get this fixed.

Yeah, yeah. He's a loud boy. I like that. Yeah, these, man, I just must be out of the culture because I don't recognize most of these people. I think your gain is too low, but I thought high gain might've been what caused it. What about now? No, that was good right there. So that sounds good. So short. We'll see how it goes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's weird, dude.

I can't believe that happened. And any time off my mic ever fucks up, do you know how many fucking retards I watch this show like get mad at me? They like write me the longest messages any time my mics fucked or I'm loud. They're like, you run my fucking week, dude, this is all I have. And you fucking came in with a shit mic and you were so fucking loud the whole time That doesn't sound like our fans. I disagree

A bunch of cool guys showed up with yeah criticism. That's what it sounds like big loads a big load Well, I was at the gym here recently actually, you know, I'm in Florida right you guys know that Okay. Yeah, I'm fucking patriot dudes. You're like living that? Okay. Yeah. I'm fucking Patriot, dudes. You're like living full time in Florida. I'm fucking Florida, dude. I'm a Patriot. Let's fucking hell. Let's fucking your Canada before they kill us. Deported. Let's get Canada before they get us. So what are you on a visa? What are you fucking nice, bro? Let me chill, dude. Wait a goddamn minute.

You know, there's a reward out for any renegade and it looks that are down here. So that would I can't imagine a funnier outcome than like ice sending you home that would be the funniest. I would report myself to ice shortly before the fight to get out of it. Oh, man, I wish I could gotta go. Now, if that actually happens, that'll be the thing that like,

yo, he did it now. Dude, he was eating five almonds because Woody eats five almonds and then he got deported from by ice because Woody says it was a good idea. I am recently back on that wagon. When I said it on your show, it was true and then

there was a lax and discipline five turned into eight which turned into something else which turned into listen, no more almonds than would fit in one hand. They're not even. And now we're back. It's real recent, like since yesterday, back down to the minimal almonds. I'd rather have nothing. I just, I hate almonds so much.

I they're just, you just don't like that. Incorrect. They're too hard. And they're, I mean, like we said earlier, like those, those almonds that are the smokehouse They're just not good. You just don't like that. You're incorrect. They're too hard. I mean, like we said earlier, like those almonds that are the smokehouse almonds or the what's the brand? It's something Eagle. Diamond. Blue Diamond. Yeah. Yeah. Blue. Those are great. All the flavors are delicious. Very good. But you're not eating an almond anymore. You're eating a thing that's being chipped. You're eating salt. You're eating chips. You're eating bigger, chips, bigger, fatter, tastier chips. Yeah, that's true. And almonds are just fat. Like, that's what they're made of. They're made of fat. So I'd rather eat something that's made of carbs.

At least they're not as calorie dense. Like that. It's like, you know what I mean? Well, I got, I have a, I have a diet now that I'm on. So you could actually, you guys can tell me what you think about this. I eat exactly. So I have no fat during the day. The almonds are my fat. That's how I consume fat I could have it either an almonds or I could have like an avocado, you know, so I have yeah so I have in the morning I have oats with two scoops of protein and Like whatever yeah, I put with two scoops of protein and like almond milk or whatever. Yeah, I put, I put.

I put a little fat in there. Kyle said you need some fat. I put almond milk though. I put almond milk. And Kyle's right. You do need fat. However, even at my strictest, I never struggled too much with coming close

to my fat macros. My fat and car macros, they come for free. I dodge those motherfuckers as best I can and still have bruises all over me. It's the protein macro and the calorie deficit. That's the challenge. Everything else takes care of itself. And micronutrients. That's a conspiracy by big vegetable. That's not really a thing. Yeah, that's a micronutrients, gut health, stuff like that. I am

concerned with it. I do some things that do help it, but I'm not going to bend over backwards for it. You know what I mean? I'm not, oh, I need my micro greens. I'm not going to get a new kitchen implement. I'm not going to go to town. I'm not going to, I'm not eating the cold potatoes. I'm not eating them.

Cold potatoes? Why would you? What is the cold potatoes? I'm almost positive it's gut health stuff. I've been, I've been told to eat those before. And I, but I eat enough like. What, what is it though? Like it's a type of potato.

Yeah. We're mad about the cold potatoes. You got to tell us what's going on. It's a potato that's cold that you eat. So has it ever been cooked or is it a raw potato? It's a potato, but it is now cold. Yeah, if you want to look good, you hit your protein macros and a calorie deficit.

If you want to feel good, move your bullseye, you're aiming at the wrong thing. You want to look good. Yes, that's true. The whole almonds, the whole nut part of it is like literally for like your hormones and stuff. Yeah, you need something or you get fucked up with like your body's testosterone and everything.

But like Kyle and what are you both right about almonds in that? Like I accidentally bought like a bag of onions in the raw or not onions, almonds in the raw, like just like unsalted regular almonds. And I was going to have some as a snack at night and I ate like three and I'm like, Oh, these are just awful so I like threw those away and then I bought oh you like the plain on and squeeze the juice out of them and I get a lot of joy yeah you're ruining all this for me I don't get it again Harley it happened again Harley I don happened again Harley.

I don't know what it could be. How did you do that? What the hell? I think you're getting a little too loud. What? It doesn't sound like the phone thing, but Zach's asked it twice. You're not getting messages at the same time.

It's not the phone thing. I agree, that goes like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, almost like SOS or Morse code. Sure. Yeah, yeah, it's a different thing. It sounds to me like he's getting too loud and it's trying to gate it or change it in some way. And it's coming out like roboticized.

It's like it went in, got processed digitally and they gave us 70% of the audio back. Fragment. Maybe he could lower his gain and Zach can crank it back up. That's a good call. Yeah, he better get back here. He's got a lot to answer for. Well, as people have a lot to answer for. Yeah, you're the biggest one I know. So you're the king of them.

I think so. I won't say who they are. The Jews. Oh, man. And Kanye. Are we good? Yeah. We are. But like, I think it's maybe when you get loud. Oh man. And Kanye. Are we good? Yeah, yeah.

We are, but like, I think it's maybe when you get loud or something, I don't know exactly what it is. Okay, well that's pretty rare. But you're fine right now. Yeah, we won't have a problem. You don't get loud. Yeah. What were you saying, Kyle? Oh, about Harley's people?

It's something about that fat, mentally ill black man. Yes. He is fatter than you think. Kanye, he's getting a little, a little tubby. Oh, okay. So, so let me tell you what I saw Kanye do this week. And if you saw him do more extra stuff, let me know. Cause I want to hear about it.

I saw Kanye do an interview dressed as a Klansman and he had the full black Klansman outfit on and it was pressed. It wasn't wrinkled. So you know, like this is a good one. And just like the white one, but black, just black. Yeah. Yeah. Like tall pointy hood. And he's going on this whole rant. Um, lots of anti-white stuff, lots of like, like he was attacked. I don't know the interviewer. He's probably like big in the hip hop community. Okay. I don't know what that know what that even means. But but that guy, he was attacking him. He's like, look what you're wearing.

You've got a black shirt made by a white man. You got black shoes made by a white man, black pants made by a white man. And it's like, who made your clan hood, bro? I don't know who made it. I'm pretty sure my clothing are made by Chinese children. The problem with Kanye is if he was being funny, it would be a good bit. I thought it was very funny when he was like, death con three on all Jews, death con three on all Jews.

And then like two weeks later, he was like, no, I watched 21 Jump Street and Jonah Hill was funny. Jews are all Jews. And then like two weeks later, he was like, no, I watched 21 Jump Street and Jonah. Hello. It was funny. Jews are all right. I'm like, that's a hilarious long con bit. That is very funny. To think that he was just laughing so hard at their hijinks that he looked it up and was like, no, it can't be. And I don't know how this one snuck by I don't know how this one snuck by. Uh, cause it was a tweet and I was pulling it up to read it exactly what it says. Oh yeah. It says, um, uh, I have a bigger Dick than Drake. He has a longer, but I have more girth, which is more important.

He tweeted that that's funny. If you're being funny, he tweeted like what would be a better album name Ninja cock and he didn't say Ninja or white rape. And then, and then he posts like this edit that he clearly made of like some clips from roots edited with with BDSM porno and a white lady getting bullwhipped in the porno. And then he tweeted like, I don't care when anybody says, last of us is goaded. And it's like a screenshot of him playing last of us.

I hate that I grew up on that last of us shit. That's so funny. Like I hate that I have to see all this Last of Us shit. That's so funny. I hate that I have to see all this and then he tweets the Last of Us thing and I'm like, now he's cooking. It's like someone covered themselves in shit. It wasn't even his screenshot. It was what did you say about covering him with shit? Oh, he covered himself in shit and walks in the kitchen

with that Last of Us goaded shit. I'm like, wait, wait, let him let him cook on this one. He seems to have a lot of animosity toward Jews and white people. And a lot of this is just backward engineering. Oh, boo hoo. Welcome to the fucking club. Every fucking mentally ill person blames Jews first, bro. You went crazy, dude. The Jews didn't make you crazy.

I'm sorry. You're crazy. So you're suggesting that anyone who has an issue with the Jews is mentally ill. There's a couple bad apples. You know who we thought was a bad apple that we need to get back out on the streets is Weinstein because the women in movies are getting too ugly. We need we need him back out there finding the hotties. That's a crazy point. I don't like how much sense that point makes. And I'm not a fan because you look up Harley Warne-steen like you do Harvey Weinstein shit just on the name alone. It's close enough that you get mixed up. Yeah. There's the last of

us girl who I hate to call ugly because I really enjoy her work but I very much enjoy her as well. ugly because I really enjoy her work but I very much enjoy her as well. The yeah who's the Zendaya? She's not ugly no she's not ugly but she's not uh she's not superstar hot she's not Sydney Sweeney huh she's not blonde with big tits I know what you mean she doesn't have big tits that's me so I think she's great. She's just a replacement for Emma Watson. I bet she has great peripheral vision. And I know because I have great peripheral vision. Predator eyes. Real recognize.

Those dark predator eyes. Does she? I never heard of her. Yeah, she's just not like, it looks like she's a dream. Zach, show us Zendaya with no makeup, Zach. Yeah, she's not like a... Like making that pouty face

where she looks like she's waiting for the bus. Yeah, she is not Hollywood. She's not Hollywood hot. And she's natural when she has her natural hair on her head and we can see her natural skin on her face. Then show me that person. Everybody has that. Well, I think we're like, no, she's hot.

I've seen her wearing a mask and a wig. It's wild. Is this the ugly picture you were looking for? Of course it's not. This is a modeled, a professional photographer. Your standards are too high if this is ugly. She looks terrific. And for no makeup, That's not it either.

All in. She's on the street. This is, again, this is a very pretty girl. No one is saying she's not pretty, but like that's not Hollywood hot. But you know, like the old, I like it. I feel like that's not pretty, but like that's not Hollywood hot. Well, you know, like the whole. I like it. I feel like that's changed the, the like, like star quality is definitely,

is definitely different. And I think it's like, I think like even like YouTube and stuff is to blame. Cause you get like a lot of regular people, regular looking people. I mean, like I look at like, I will actually watch a lot of asmongold and No part of me is like this guy's a star He must have been in school and people looked at him. They're like, hey that kid He's gonna be a star one day. Look at him, you know But I get a lot of like he watched a lot of his content. Like that's just like, you get normal, like normal.

Also like in the early 2000s, like mid 2000s, you got a lot of like Seth Rogen. So it was like, Hey, ugly, hairy beta male could be a star. So it's like we've shifted like what makes star quality. Cause in the nineties, if you want it to be a star, it's like you were Stallone or Schwarzenegger. You really jacked or you were like fucking rip dude. And we don't get that much. And that's why I like Reacher so much. I haven't watched season two, but I like Reacher because I'm like, hell yeah. Big, super muscular white man who's mad smart. And it's like, they go to like, they go to run him over at one point he like picks the tail up of the car. And then they're also like, oh, it's password locked. And he's like, oh, encrypt the password.

And he like guesses the password. And it's like, well, how did he do that? And he's like, shut up, you fucking bitch. He's Reacher, bro. He handles his. He's Reacher. He knows how to get the detective. Do that. That scene where he like takes two seconds to guess a password correctly. Like, I don't know if there's a better example of like in Hollywood of like

stoop, what a stupid writer's idea of what a smart person would do. Like them, right? Like, Oh, he just, he just, I miss that thing. I miss that. I just accepted that. Reacher was a TV show about a superhero. Like they don't call him a superhero. They act like he's not.

But I watched this man beat up a car by kicking its front bumper, dude. Yeah, all they need to do is slip in that while he was in the military service, they gave him some serum. And now he's not a superhero, but my God is he resilient, fast and strong. Just 10% more than he ever should have been.

And he was already incredibly resilient, fast and strong. Like we took the best of the best we had and we made him 10% more than he ever should have been. And he was already incredibly resilient, fast and strong. Like we took the best of the best we had and we made him 10% better. Tell me that. And then I'm like, when you punch a car out, you know what? I could look at it and be like, look how strong he is. Of course he did that. Just look at him, dude. But if I did that, I, but this is fucking get out of here.

So I don't mind when Zendaya punches a hole in a wall, as long as it's a story about how a little ugly girl got a serum that makes her strong. About how like the ugliest Scraggle muffin in the class that's an acid port on her and it made her pretty. And they were able to. Want all. Yeah, yeah. Scraggle muffin. What a what a kindergarten insult. That's great. I don't mean to be, she's clearly a pretty girl.

She's just like, it's just, you know, I just like having a good time. Yeah, she is clearly pretty. And they're much prettier girls. Make the joke. Tom Holland, you can do better. Did you, like you were talking about the Kanye outfit. What if I was just gay for Tom Holland and this was all about jealousy. Right.

Yeah. What if. Spider-Man suit box that he's got. It's like, oh, all these gifts he sends us make sense now, Woody. Like, just like, I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that.

I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. this was all about jealousy. Right. Yeah. Spider-Man suit box that he's got. It's like, oh, all these gifts he sends us make sense now, Woody. Did you see Kanye like two days after he was all clanned up? He was walking around somewhere in Europe in a kippa. Like, I don't know the difference between a kippa and a Yamaka, but they look, they look the same. Okay. So they're the exact same.

Well, he was walking around in like his normal clothes, which are like big baggy, all black clothes in a Yamaka, like, like 30 hours after he's like, I'm the new clan. And so he's just throwing, which is 20 minutes after, which is 20 minutes after my, my dick's bigger than Drake's. His is longer, but mine is thicker, which is more important after which is 20 minutes after my dick my dick is bigger than Drake's his is longer but mine is thicker which is yeah anyway back to last of us so I'm streaming live making beats or something like like mixing really like he was it looked like he was in a factory or something like a huge open space and he had a keyboard and

he was like sampling and mixing and like doing a thing and the chat was going wild. I saw that last night. I don't know where he was even streaming it. Maybe on X. All right, Kyle, question for you. Where do you think Kanye's story is actually going? Not a joke, not a bit. Suicide? I would, I would, I would guess suicide. I look at most likely he just does. And who's going to fact blame for that. And who's going to get blamed for that when he kills himself?

I'm not going to say. We know who's going to get blamed. Probably. We know. I mean, you know, y'all, y'all just keep doing it over and over. And so I think he I think he probably meets an untimely end of some kind, but just because he's clearly mentally ill. And the fact that he's clearly mentally ill. And the fact that he's a billionaire means nobody will

call him on his shit because they can't. I mean, the public is constantly saying, hey, you're mentally ill. His wife. Which bank called him on his shit? Well, that's something different. That's Harley stuff. But his wife left him again because of his mental illness.

Another wife has left him because of his mental illness. That's why Bianca left him. She wanted him to check into a facility and he refused. And also the Nazi stuff, which is mixed in with the crazy. It's a big part, it's how he's expressing his crazy. How about this, Kyle, a fair conspiracy. Kanye doing all this is a Jewish op to make anti-Semites look bad.

It is. Worse than they did before? They're always gonna, it's always going to about you can always bend any. I would say that if Hollywood at the same max look bad, they wouldn't have to lean on Kanye. That guy drove through like the Christmas market in Germany saying like Ali Wakbar and had like a like a Saudi passport. And like, I forget how it was on that day on Twitter, but it was

instantly like he's a Jew. It's like instantly. A lot of these people are just like, oh, no matter what, no matter what, you could spin it that way. Yeah. One. And it is a little fundamental exercise. If you go warm up your lunch and for some reason it's like fucked up or if you get your favorite sandwich and it tastes weird that day, or if you missed you if you go warm up your lunch and likes for some reason, it's like fucked up or if you get your

favorite sandwich and it tastes weird that day, or if you miss the bus, you could sit down and do a little exercise and within like a minute you could kind of creatively blame it on the Jews to yeah, it is a very easy thing to do is a good thought exercise just to keep your mind limber. Like if I wanted to blame them for for this frozen pizza burning because I forgot about it, how would I do that? They're like, first of all, it was in the oven and they obviously have a huge disdain for ovens. Secondly, like, yeah, that I don't think the Kanye story is going to

end well. Like, is there, I mean, I guess one day he could wake up and just be normal again and pretend it didn't happen, but that doesn't seem to be his trajectory. Not after he was treated. And also you don't spend one about how he acted horribly, but he's been treated horribly as well. And that's real stuff that mentally ill or not, he knows he got debanked for some stuff he said and and he

knows that he keeps losing his wives because of what he sees as expressing the truth about a grand conspiracy against himself so he's going to feel very self-righteous at this moment he's not going to think oh maybe my path is is leading me astray he's going to say all right we're on our own again we're on our own again i'm a king our own again. I'm a king though. I'm black Jesus. I know the way I'll follow. You follow, I'll lead. That's what's going on in his mind.

He's crazy. I think like- I think it's pretty evident he is. Yeah. No, he's, I mean, it's far more interesting than if he just like faded away as an artist. Far more interesting tale that's just like faded away as an artist. Far more interesting tale that's unraveling right now. I can't believe I wasn't following him on Twitter with all these

hilarious updates. It's good stuff. His Twitter's wild. It's crazy that he literally went Clayton Bigsby with it. Like he genuinely did the Dave Chappelle character, the black Klansman, he's wearing the hood. I would have never thought that, like it seems like we're in an alternate, silly reality. Where, cause there's a black man wearing a diamond swastika and a clan hood. And if I told you that 15 years ago about Kanye, you would not have believed me.

If I told you I was writing a story about an alternate reality, I'm like, oh, and also in my alternate reality, Kanye wears a diamond pendant that's a swastika and he dresses up as a clan. He was like, hey, you gotta stay grounded. I like your suit character. That's also like a good, that's a good evidence

he's not gonna heel turn back, or I guess he already heel turned. I don't know wrestling vernacular, but he's not gonna turn back to his normal one because like, if any of us spent 40 million dollars on a swastika diamond necklace, you're in. Like you can't, no one's going to buy that back and now you've got 40 million. I don't actually know, but it's like, remember we looked at it and it was a, it was a girthy neck. Like you could swing that and like, and really fuck someone up. It's, it's, it's this fucking big. It's like, it was a girthy neck. Like you could swing that and like, and really fuck someone up.

It's, it's, it's this fucking big. It's like, it's bigger. It's as big as your hand and it's fucking diamonds on both sides. But I would imagine that like the materials, they're a big part of the cost. Like I don't know anything about a million dollar piece of jewelry, but I'm looking at it and I'm thinking like,

I bet we could pluck all those diamonds out and get our money back. What's so crazy. He went to go to jeweler to get that diamond. Yeah. And you know, you know, who made the necklace, right? The Jews, you know, who got offered enough money to make that swastika was the Jewish jeweler.

He obviously goes to the best jewelers. He went to go see a Jewish, obviously, and that Jewish guy is a jeweler before he's a Jew Jeweler Jewish second and he made that coincidence those words sound like He made that picture with Nick Fuentes both of them and like where they're standing there together I'm like one thing about I think over your Kanye West or if you're Nick Fuentes is like and you're like yeah The Jews the Jews the Jews what's got to be so insulting or like kind of a reality check is like you got to at some point realize you're not a threat

because if you were really a threat, you'd be eliminated. They'd probably ice you. They'll get you. They'll fucking kill you. So sometimes I see people that are like, oh yeah, dude, the Jews are scared of Nick Fuentes. The Jews are scared of Connie. And I'm like, I don't think so.

I think if they were, they would be targeted and they would be eliminated. Yeah, if anything like the ADL is watching Kanye being like he did something else outrageous, now we have a precedent to insist on some other speech law. The ADL though, and I know you stand on a different point of it because we spoke about it on my podcast, but the ADL when Elon did the thing that could be interpreted as a Nazi salute to

some people. And like pretty much no other way. But yeah, Taylor was like, I don't know. My dad even was also like, I don't know. Yeah. And the ADL was like, definitely not. Yeah. It wasn't sold on the Elon one. I'm a 100% sold on the Steve Bannon one. Like that one seems like it's pretty cut and dry and all because I don't think that guy has a any weird tisms. But when he did it, what are you talking about? That would get rid of that. You know, you know, if you don't say the word, it doesn't count.

That's right. If he did it, he should have the word doesn't count. If you don't say the word, it doesn't count. That's right. If he did it, he should have done it loud and proud. And then it would have just like, Like he was afraid of the repercussions. Yeah, it's like, what, is there someone behind the stage with a gun making you do this? Like just do it if you're gonna do it. Like what's this little man, man, be, Pam, be,

hit and I don't teach it. It just seems like a stupid dog whistle to me because there isn't a large group of people who saw that and went, oh, Elon's with me. Good, I'm gonna buy one of those electric vehicles now. I'm gonna drag somebody behind a Tesla now. That's gonna do well. This idea that like Southerners have a connection to Nazis

as in like, yeah, that failure over there in 40, she represented me. It's like, no, Hitler probably would have like if Hitler had to walk around like the deep south, he would have been one of those guys like with like a thin napkin before he touched things. You'd be like, oh, yes. Well, perhaps not all white people are so great. Like definitely like clan history down here. Like this is where it's from and this is where it was active back in the day.

And even my dad's been to it. Got invited to a clan rally when he was a teenager. He's like, yeah, everybody. My dad's been to a clan rally. My dad's been invited to a clan rally. No, he went. No, he went. He was a kid. He's like, yeah, they invited everybody. They said there was free beer. We all went. There's gonna that's that's February. If I'm running a clan meeting and I'm like, come to my meeting, there's free beer and chicken wings. And then people show up and I'm like, look at us.

Two thousand strong. It's like, no, they're here for the wings, you motherfucker. They just went tailgated in a field and some guy talks and he's like he said a bunch of crazy shit We all left and went had a good time We don't want to wear those stupid hoods that was ridiculous, but I think of neo-nazis as like a Boston thing I think of neo-nazis as As like that white To like have a lot of connection to the IRA and to Irish Americans and the Northeast. That's what I think of when I think of neo-Nazis.

The IRA being connected to Nazis? Is that? Well, the neo-Nazis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm almost positive if you look up neo-Nazi symbology, you'll see one of them that's a swastika and a cloverleaf, like transposed together. I wouldn't think that because like the IRA is like hardcore Irish nationalism, right? I think they wanted weapons and they had a common foe, you know, and but I could be wrong. I just, I don't know. We didn't, they didn't teach a shit about the IRA and the, and all that stuff in school. Yeah. The troubles. I didn't know what that was till I was an adult. They did. They spent no time on it at all. Yeah. There's an episode of Star Trek that was banned

because data is like, oh yeah, in the year 2024, Ireland did this and that, and it formally became part of England or something like that. They predicted that it would all end, got removed by BBC back in the day. But yeah, they didn't teach us anything about that, so I don't quite understand the background and the hate, but it's

crazy. You learn about it and like, yeah, the Irish were getting bullied for a good long while up there. And so I can see them wanting to be like, nah, we're not part of England. We're not like we're our own shit. To each their own. thumbs up Irish people, have fun. I don't know what they're up to. It's just one of those countries where it's like, they're never like us.

They have a cool culture. It's fun. They're super anti-Israel. They're funny. Yeah, they're super anti-Israel. They're, you know. Israel took their embassy out of like like afghanistan iraq and ireland really ireland recently ireland like ireland is like one of the most anti-israel countries

that's ever existed online people call it paddystein because it's like very they look at the uh people call it Patty Stein because it's like very they look at the they look at this entirely different scenario with Israel oh yes and they're like that's just like us no it's not but sure and they're like that's like us and we're them and that's that's like us and so they've they've really like taken a stance and now then when Trump came in and Trump was like we're gonna turn it into a casino they were like Israel was like, okay great. So Ireland you're gonna take all these Palestinians, right? They're yours now like you're gonna step up and you're gonna you're gonna take anyone who is a refugee. You're gonna welcome them in right? No, and they well they have a a crazy

Islamic population now like if they're very Ireland is very Islamic in terms of Compared to how many Irish people are in there and that's actually quite a few countries out there That's happening. I don't know why everyone's not so stoked on it. I don't know why everyone's always like, oh, yeah, colonizers, Israel colonize. Israel's like this big. It's this tiny thing, and it's surrounded by hardcore Islamic countries. And I'm like, I feel like those are the colonizers. That's what colonizing looks like.

When you look at a map and you lay it out on a map. No, Woody, that's a misnomer. what colonizing looks like. Do you look at a map and you lay it out on a map? No, Woody, that's a misnomer. All of those nations and people moved there after 1948. Lebanon, Lebanon, Lebanon. People say Iran was Persia. There's thousands and thousands of years of history there. That sounds like propaganda to me.

Yes. What are their archeological digs that prove it? Doubt it. Who do you think built the pyramids? Egyptians? Egyptians? No, the Egyptians looked around and they were like, we need the heartiest, best manual laborers available to humankind, Jews.

We need a lot of guys with asthma to get over here. All these accountants with abacuses in tow. I don't think you would have gotten the project done on time. No, I think we're about to go to war with Iran though. Like I think that that we in Israel and the Jordanians are about the dogpile on old Iran and and do some bombing because they've been moving assets to the region for weeks and weeks and I think Trump wrote a letter to the Iranians a couple weeks ago and it was something like He wants the nuclear deal back but a new nuclear deal

And there was a threat it was like or this it was like do this or And it wasn't received well by the Iranians and the Iranians are at the UN they're like we don't want war with America but we'll hit back hard if they hit us please no war and like meanwhile we're flying a third of the b2 fleet to the Indian Ocean moving another aircraft carrier strike group into the end of the region from the Pacific and they've I've seen all the assets they moved they moved a THAA all the assets they've moved. They moved a THAAD missile system. They moved some Patriot missile systems over there.

I haven't heard many ground assets, just airstrikes. Yeah, but I. Well, you say, of course, now I've lived through several ground wars. Yeah. In the last like 20 years, we're not going to send ground forces to Iran under any circumstances. Hmm. That would be really, you know, that would be bloody. So hopefully it doesn't kick off at all. We're there.

It's going, they're there for the nuclear sites. They're there to hit those underground nuclear sites where they're enriching uranium. That's what they're going to do. They're going to blow them up. Hope not. They hacked, they hacked into Iran's nuclear systems a while back. Stuxnet. Yeah, and it was that thing where they don't realize that they were hacked.

And then Israel, of course, got a little too aggressive with the hack. And it ended up revealing itself, but it set them back for quite a while because they weren't able to do things because their calculations and computation wasn't working. And this had to happen because like a USB or something was physically put into a computer. Just like, man, that's some fuck, that's a different Jew from the way those some sick Jew to pose in his Iranian and get into the nuclear reactor and fucking plug in a virus. Yeah, Kyle, you're mentioning the like, I didn't know until you told me last week that Missouri has so many of our planes and whatnot in a field here or whatever. And it was sometime a week, week and a half ago that like three days in a row,

like the loudest planes I've ever heard in my life were like going over my house And I don't live anywhere near an airport And so I was just like what the fuck is this like my windows are almost shaking from how loud and sustained this is and Then you mentioned that they were moving planes around 150 C 130 Yeah, move them went to the Middle East this week. You know what one of those care those giant cargo planes They could fill them up with tanks They've been moving a lot of stuff that must have known what it was because there's no other planes that would have made that noise One of those, those giant cargo planes, they could fill them up with tanks. They've been moving a lot of stuff.

That must have been what it was, because there's no other planes that would have made that noise. I wish we had more allies. I don't think we have any allies that are capable of the mission that we're about to perform. They're about to go in through an integrated

air defense network with S-300 missile systems, stealthily and hit targets that are 200 feet below the desert that they're going to detect, I suppose, with some intelligence or satellite thermal shit or magic for all I know, and then blow those up, nobody else can do what we're doing. That's why they're using $2 billion airplanes. And nobody else has any of those. I just feel isolated. That's all like I don't know. The Jordanians will be there with their F 16s. The Israelis will be there with their 35s and 22s.

Jordan, Israel. But like I meant like Europe. What if your allies... That's why we're doing this. That's what that signal thing revealed. Is that Israel is going to sit on its hands and get fucked in the ass. We have to go rescue them and fix the trade routes. That's what happens as far as the Huthies go with the trade route stuff. If you were if your allies were Russia and China, how would you feel? What do you how would I how would I feel like philosophically?

How would I feel like who you're asking? Woody, because you said that you wanted allies and you're like, what about Europe? But it's like, what about Russia and China? Historically, Russia and China have not been reliable allies. Like America and Europe until this presidency had a reliable relationship where we would be there for one another. But Russia, your country was doing heavy lifting in that. Yeah, I do feel like we were doing the heavy lifting.

But I also thought they'd do their best if the chips, you know, were on the table. Probably fucked that metaphor up. But China, Russia in particular, will lie through their teeth. They will tell lies that we know they're lying. They know we know they're lying. They're not a reliable ally. China has never been an ally of America. If we had a brand new relationship and we had to put that to any kind of test, they wouldn't be what, for example, England probably our best ally is always there for us.

Canada was one of our best allies. They're not our ally anymore. Yeah, so no, I don't think that Russia and China are reliable allies, even if they're strong countries. I don't know what we would hope that France would do for us in this moment or England or Australia would help us in this moment. They don't have the assets to do the job It's not as if they were our friends. We might be like hey. Hey, yeah. Oh, you're joining the team We can fill you in hey, you set up the chairs Yeah, you're the guy that sets up chairs.

And France, you can get the, you got a cooler, right? A big red one. Oh, don't. Okay, well we'll give it to you. Canada's got one. We'll give it to you. Talk to Canada. Here, borrow our cooler

and you can get some ice from Canada. No ice? How much are you charging us for ice, Canada? Jesus. I can't go toe to toe with whose submarines are quieter when it comes to weapons systems with you, you Kyle because this is a hobby of yours And you're an end of subject matter expert, but I do know that Europe has good weapon systems as well. Well, they're more than just bringing snacks to the table

And they can't get them there That's the other thing like our ability to get our shit there to where the fight actually is like the fights not in France They like what's what's that Raphael's? range radius is it to get our shit there to where the fight actually is. Like the fight's not in France. Like what's that Raphael's range radius? Is it 1,500 kilometers? Is it 3,000? It wouldn't matter. You're nowhere near Iran.

You need something that can land on that island in the Indian Ocean that's 2,400 miles from Iran or something like that. And then it takes off this B2 and we're gonna refill that thing like three times before it comes back. They don't have those capabilities. Like all of the things that-

They can't do mid air refueling? They don't have the refueling, we could refuel them, sure. But then they don't have the planes. They could, I don't even know if they had the F-18s that we would send in tandem with the B2s sending out electronic jamming. They would send like two B2s

because each one carries like two of those bunker busters, those crazy ridiculous bunker buster bombs. And then they'd be flanked by like, I don't know, eight or a dozen F-18s or something, like screaming signal jamming shit everywhere. I just don't know how Europe can help us with that fight. And it's not even like shitting on Europe, it's just if I was putting this war together,

it's like, okay, how can Europe help thoughts and prayers? You know, when I was, uh, when, when Trump mentioned something about annexing Canada, like casually, like two or three weeks or something like that, um, uh, France sent it, uh, had a nuclear submarine surface, like off the coast of Canada, and I was like, wow, that's so like cool. An ally and they brought their nuclear submarine. I'm like, that's so cool. I think the U S has a hundred.

What are we doing? No, this is a purely a PR as you say, I watched a YouTube or the cannot take the United States. The Navy allowed a YouTuber aboard one of their nuclear attack submarines. And he had to film very carefully because so much of the components and screens are classified.

But there was a part where they're going into their dive and he's like a tech, not a tech YouTuber. He's like an information and like tech YouTuber, I guess. So he was like, all right, so we're descending it to eight degrees and we're going that speed. He's looking at his watch. He's like, we're deep. We're really deep. And he's like, but I can't tell you how deep I even think we went because it's classified. It's classified. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be on a cell. Exactly. I always thought being on a submarine would be scary as hell and it'd be like rough

living, but he lived with them for, I don't know, it seemed like several days, maybe a week. And you completely lose track of your day night cycle and pizza night becomes the thing. He's like pizza night is how he glued his timeframe and his whole week together. He's like, I just, I was like, all right, it's been three days since pizza night. Okay. Okay. But they had like great food, a decent amount of space. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't cramped. And like their mess hall, like where they would eat, there's like TVs in there.

And he's like, we play Magic the Gathering and cribbage every night. And I'm like, sick. That sounds pretty fun. How big was the mess hall you ate in Harley? Like there are parts of it that I can't fully stand up. That's what I learned. Parts of it. But like the mess hall was one of the higher ceiling building places like in that I had

gone on. It was, but it was a it wasn't a submarine it was a like the the big-ass ships that you can like have planes fly off of and stuff like like a carrier carrier Yeah, yeah, but there are so many doors and walkways and places that are so cramped and tight like crazy cramped and tight and I spoke with a guy who Was in the Navy and he worked on like a battleship. And I was like, Oh, like, tell me some crazy shit. And he was like, you want to know something crazy? He was like, when we go out in the water,

he's like, sometimes like we pass a Chinese ship, and they're allowed to be there too, but we're allowed to be there too but we're allowed to be there and like so we all man our stations and they man their stations probably and like we coast by each other and we just look and we just look at each other and like pass and he's like but I've been doing this for years and he's like what's been happening recently it's like we don't know a Chinese ship is there until we see it. He's like, and when you could see the ship, that's a problem.

You're already too close. You're supposed to know before you visually can see it. He's like, so there have been a couple times where we physically see a ship and then we're rushing to our stations and they kind of like just materialize out of nowhere. And he's like, and I don't know if like he's like maybe like my ship doesn't have the capabilities or maybe the higher-ups on my ship are aware and they're not telling us he's like maybe back home the brass knows about this and there's something there he's like whatever he's like I'm just saying that like there is some

technologies out there that are like making great strides forward that we may or may not be aware of. When I think of like Trump and how much he likes power and how much he seems to be a fan of Russia and how much he's changed on China compared to like his first time in office, I'm like, I think he's trying to do like a China Russia maneuver. I think he wants to be like China and Russia. I think he wants to like, hopscotch over Europe, bypass Europe and be friends with China and Russia instead, and be like big three dominators of the world. And like, I mean, if I were playing

race, like that, I think my basketball team, we get to be number one. Of the triumph. We get we have to be the clear one. What's weird though is like right now, like in the time that it takes the US to build the ship, like China builds 10. So like if you are number one and that's like the alliance,

like, well, how long is how long are you number one for? And like, well, I know China doesn't build things as well as the USA, but they have gotten better at their whole method of like copying things. Even if you buy shit from China, like I mean, I do action figures. So I'm about to get real gay on you all. The car. I saw a car review the other day, and it was like that blows a Tesla out of the fucking water. Is it BYD?

The cars are crazy. The fake action figure market is crazy good like the whole method of like like I guess it was like an early game shit stat But that late game stat of being able to copy your opponent's stuff at like at a weaker ability Later in the game is like you get better and better at it until you could do full copies. So yeah, I don't know. You may be right about that. What I would imagine is that Trump, if he looks at Europe and how their leadership works, and then he looks at China and Russia and how their leadership works, he would probably much rather be a Xi or a Putin than he would like a Macron or some European leader.

I think that does make a little bit of sense. And then, you know, maybe he could make some better deal with Russia to he takes Greenland, Canada, they get all of Ukraine, you never know. I don't think they're gonna make that trade. I don't think we can get it off. What if the Russians help us with Canada? What if the Russians came over the North Pole?

First of all, it's insulting you insinuate We need help with Canada. Well, yeah They would have surrendered immediately though if that happens That's what the Japanese did the Japanese were holding out and then they saw the Russians were coming from the north and they're like Hey, you know, let's let's go and surrender. Let's Harley would Canada fall I guess I'm always weird about What's weird about Canada is like, it is like, yeah, okay, Canada is very unified right now. Like even the French Canadians are unified. But like, like I think about it, it's like, you don't fall in the sense that like, yeah,

if you guys came in like boots, it's like, what's Canada going to do? Like, they're not going to shoot back at you. But like, I made a silly video of this online, like halfway as a joke, but like the truth is like. Canada is a joke as a country. It's a joke as when it's a country, but like when people talk shit to me as a Canadian, they're like, dude, we'll fucking roll on your ass. I'm like, OK, South Dakota, don't talk. Don't talk about my country when you're South Dakota.

You're not all of the USA as all of the USA. You could talk badly about Canada. But if Canada is now a state and even if you broke it up, we're talking about like you guys just got nine million French people. You're now this state, Canada, is a state that's providing all the oil to the country. All the oil, like it's like, like Texas oil is practically dried up compared to Canada. Canada is going to be providing the oil as like, as, as like, it's like how loyal are the people, the Canadian people and what can they do along the way to fuck up and hamper the USA if they were that

spiteful and there are tons of Canadians that are like hell yeah I see like I see like posted on like r slash Canada flags that have the USA flag with like a maple leaf amongst them like being like yeah, and we want to be part of the USA. And then I see like French Canadians that never sing the anthem in English, like singing the national anthem in English, along with the rest of the country, because they're so like, Oh yeah, we don't want to be fucking Canadian. But I knew the words full time guys. We want to be Canadian more than we want to be American.

And so there is like, it's like as a state, Canada all of a sudden becomes like really powerful. Like, do you want, do you want like, like something, something like California has a lot of influence within the country. Like something like Canada would have a lot of influence and that you're getting a lot more liberal minded people. Like, I hope he does nothing in regards to Canada. Nothing's going to happen with Canada.

Canada renegotiate whatever needs to be renegotiated. I don't know guys. Everybody goes back to being kumbaya. But you know, if he killed your government and put in a new government, he held elections and then what you know, the conservatives in your country won that election by landslide, everybody would keep paying their taxes, and it would seem like we're all Canadians, because we'd still call ourselves Canadians and we'd keep the flag, but our taxes would suddenly be in US dollars, and our economy would shift,

and that would be that, right? But that's not what happened in Afghanistan, that's not what happened in Vietnam, that's not what happened in Iraq. I mean, we were able to take out their government, but somehow that still didn't win the country. Not a lot of Islamists up there. I don't know. And it's not going to be a jungle war either. It's a lot of first war white people. That's a good point. Let me hit it back. There are a lot of Islamists. Hold on a second. I'm mostly quiet. Russia, what impresses me with that country militarily is not the shitty weapons systems they have.

It seems like time and time again, they come up a second rate. But what the Russian people are willing to endure in the name of unity might be king of the hill. Those fuckers will lose two thirds of their population before they raise a white flag and In Ukraine, they just keep coming and coming and coming people are signing up to be part of a meat wave for heaven's sakes Who does that? I don't know that Canada has that like Russia does but it is a question like, you know

Afghanistan did Iraq did Well, I don't think there's any I don't think it's realistic that there would be like an insurgency in in Canada in any way there was like Afghanistan or they were disarmed years ago. It's going to be easy. Yeah, they don't have guns. That's another big difference.

Like I mean, unless the Russians come in and give the Canadian are Canadians arms against us. You know, I mean? I think that Trump holds so many cards with this economic war. I think that we're gonna look, there's gonna be an economic downturn here, but I would imagine it's gonna be awful in Canada over the next few months. I don't see how it couldn't be. Damn, just as eggs are back to normal. We're still expensive here.

I there are more than they were, but they're they're about 50 percent less. Easter is coming up than they were two months ago. Easter is coming up in what, 17 days. You got to get those things down. Oh, that's true. Big eggs. It's egg season. Yeah, I didn't see any stats but they must have called killed hundreds of millions of chickens there must have been a chicken holocaust that no one said anything about that occur how long does it take to make a

new egg laying chicken I don't know I would I would guess about a dozen weeks maybe maybe 16 weeks even That's not too bad. But I don't know, I've never been part of that business. It looks incredibly labor intensive. When they've got to go in there and get the eggs every day in those egg laying chicken houses, it's a continuous grind. Whereas if you're growing meat chickens, broilers,

just kind of check in on them every now and then. They're not laying eggs or doing anything, they're just growing. The egg thing is just a continuous grind every day. And if you take a day off, then there's rotten eggs everywhere. You know what I mean? It's a disaster. Oh, shit. What is this you just linked, Harley?

I put it in there since we were talking about it, bycandidngroup.ca, the first Canadian online department store who I've partnered with But I put in there since we were talking about it, uh, uh, by Canadian group.ca the Canadian online department store who I've partnered with to, uh, help Canadians buy Canadian products. Um, cause Canadians are very like, man, it's crazy. They like took Jack. You were a patriot 30 minutes ago. That's the thing about my people. Where the wind is blowing. Yeah.

As soon as China's in power, every Jew you know is going to be like, Ni hao, shi shi. Holding their eyes back. Yeah. That's nice. Well, I hope we, that's nice. Well, I hope we become fast friends again. Canada, second favorite country. They brought ice hockey to the world. They're actually then this is pretty devastating.

They're about to lose the Gretzky record. That's a big fan of New Zealand, though. I like New Zealand a lot. That might be my second favorite country. They're up there. They seem cool. But like Canada, they're our boys. They're like they're up there. We play. I mean, you don't care about how they got that cool, like high pitched Australian thing

where they hit certain vowels weird. We'd be seeing, seeing a little load in speaking. It almost like leans into South Africa and a little twang to it. It's weird. I like it. I think I always work. I know it's not Australia, but I did always want to go to Australia I've never been I know it's not the same but like Just say I would like to like I feel like I should go there

I feel like I got like I just have people there. Yeah, I would make it there I don't want a big-ass spider in my toilet bowl though. I bet it would be down to be a state I bet if we asked Australia they'd be like cool. Damn that sounds pretty neat. We get our guns back. As long as we can play in the SEC. Man they're just getting blown out because they're traveling so much. They're just getting blown out because they're traveling so much. Extra South Western Conference. Yeah, the CFCF, South Eastern. Yeah, they called they'd call like UGA, the northerners. You Yankee.

Yeah. Yeah. Australia would be neat to get in the mix. Let's get them all in there. Who would we exclude if we're making an ultra? I don't want Mexico. I don't want the whole west. Crazy. The whole world. The whole Western world is the whole Western world.

The whole West. So like if we're picking because like obviously like Somalia, you're not going to be part of the US like but like England, do they make the cut? No, don't think geopolitically, just think if they're cool enough. I say yes. I think England is not a big deal. Not if they don't change their ways. I mean, I feel like that's going to be an Islamic country. Just think of the people themselves because they're going to get their guns back

when they join the US. I like the British. And so I like the British. I think that's, I think, I think they're underrated. I like them. Ireland too. I think Kyle's touching on something though when he keeps bringing it up is like, I think it's like an unspoken thing, but I think is like, and this is like lack of better words, I think like some people like in the government or whatever consider like Europe compromised. Like the Islamic presence is so heavy

and they're quite heavy handed with their, like the way they have explained that, like if they were to invade or if they were to colonize it would be legally and from within and people always said that like if there was an invasion of the USA, it would be because California literally let them in. Similar to that. Canada is like, you go to Costco in Canada and someone may put down the prayer mat and face Mecca and do their prayers at Costco. Don't like that. But I find it weird that there are so many mosques and you're doing it in in the aisle when I'm trying to get those uber gift cards behind you. And I don't want to I don't want to I'm trying to get to the pretzel barrel and you're fucking bowing down for six minutes. They do it like they do it. They go to the park like and they'll be like like literally like a thousand in the park and they have like this prayers on the loud speaker and they're doing it and I'm like,

oh, that's so nice to celebrate your religion in the park. But it's weird for people that aren't part of that. And like, I think that is like, it's a growing issue. I mean, also like walking, even the way I walk around it, I feel like people feel away about that. They're like, no, just say what it is. Like they're, like, you know, it's like, it's like a demonstration and a power of-

You don't have to put quotes around it. It's a demonstration of the power of numbers. Is it an issue that there's giant Christmas trees in public and people are surrounding that and making a Christian holiday? Like it seems pretty normal. Well, back in the day, I used to be like, oh, this war on Christmas shit is so silly.

But I realized that growing up and now being here in Florida, I, as a Jewish person, I have a lot of love for Christmas because Christmas to me is like Canada in the 90s, USA in the 90s. It's Christmas trees. It's Christmas lights up. It's like, it is what it is. That's how it was.

And whatever that identity is, I know it's just not Christian, but whatever the identity identity is, that's like Merry Christmas and happy holidays. That's the Canada that I like. It's Western. And you know what? Like happy holidays. Like, yeah, sometimes there's a menorah there. Sometimes you get a shut out to Kwanzaa, but Merry Christmas.

That shit was made up in like 1980 in California or something, right? That is true. It's all made up to me. I just like that. It's sort of a positive vibe. It's not all made up, though. We're celebrating historical events in some cases and we're combining the like many cultures into one

for those that's agreed upon holidays. This guy in the eighties came up with some stuff. Dude, do not tell Kyle that Santa is fake. He doesn't know. He wasn't fake. He was a real historical character on which the story's based. And it's a thing that happened unlike Kwanzaa,

which was like this made up shit from the eighties. He was. Wait, it's not. Show off. But I know the, I live in Missouri. There's no Kwanzaa. Yeah. I see what you're saying, Harley, like the demonstration of like, kind of taking over an area that's public and making it about your like religion. Yeah I'm in Florida right now and it's a foreign religion to our to like Western culture like Christmas makes sense we're like Western that's traditionally Christian like that's the culture of the West and so sorry that's fine no that's fine after 2010 like around like that time after 2010 and stuff like it like all of a sudden like an American flag

Became like some sort of symbol that meant you were racist or some shit like that or people over thought it or they're like Oh, you know like if a truck has an American flag on it, you know, that guy is a fucking I'm in florida and I like walk around and I see like American flags on houses and I like that Yeah, I think I think uh being American and liking America and liking the USA is cool. I I'm not saying deport them. And I think it's really looks really bad for Jewish people or whatever. When they're like deporting people that are, you know, American citizens, and they have some some shit going on. But there is an element of where it's like, if you burnt an American flag, some shit going on, but there is an element of where it's like if you burnt an American flag,

and if you're handing out pamphlets for groups that are like death to America, then maybe America's not the place for you and why should America? Such a polite Canadian viewpoint on that. Hey, I think you may have come to the wrong place. That's the Quebec way to handle that. Like where I would just be like, get the fuck out. Like you don't love America. What? Fuck you. Yeah. I for an American, like if Taylor wants to burn the American flag, like like that's his right. I wouldn't. I wouldn't cheer him on or anything. But but but but you know,

he can do that all he wants. There's no law against that. There should be to pivot to burning other countries flags i have never seen an american burn anybody else's flag i really have the last time you saw a white dude named brent roll out a fucking flag from like norway or something it's like you know what norway this is what you get you don't know what their flags look like it's like they're like really you'd be like people would be like with some stripes i think it's blue and white with a star in the middle i don't know what their flags look like. It's like they're like really you'd be like people would be like, I think there's some stripes up and down. It's blue and white with a star in the middle.

I don't know. Norway is a white and red stripe. That's the one I burn. I think Norway, I might be doing it wrong. Yeah, Norway might just be the inverse of Poland. I don't remember. When I look at Europe, I think a bunch of bleeding heart social liberals who think who see Middle Eastern and North African

migration and think, oh, those poor people, we must shelter them. And meanwhile, a big group of those people's mantra and religion is mix in with them, deceive them, lie to them at every turn. It's not a sin to lie to them because they're barely, they're not human. Become part of their system and take them down from within. I think that is the majority of the people who are coming in there. I think that's what's whispered behind closed doors. And I think that that's a big part of their religion

and a big part of their goal. How do you know that? Like, where did you learn that? The Quran. You learned it by reading the Quran? Yeah. About how it's okay to lie? Yeah.

As long as they're... Takiyah. You're making a silly face, but like I could comment. I'm surprised to learn that you read the Quran. Well, I read those parts. I think it's called Takiyah where you can like pretend that you're... Remember when I told you about that guy that drove through the Christmas market and said, uh, Yeah, they people were like when they spun it on Jews. That's how I learned the word. Um,

By saying because like he was like he was like I hate Islam on a tweet before that or something. Yeah, it's a day before he drove through it like individually. I have sympathy for people who are refugees, who are, you know, trying to flee a place that's a bad one and start their new life. And if they love America, I welcome them. Even if they're culturally different, I don't sweat it too much. Give it a generation. Their kids will be Americans.

Their parents will hate it and their kids will be just like all the other kids in school. I'm cool with that. But in mass numbers is a, you know, sort of soft invasion, suddenly it doesn't feel so cool anymore. That's what happens.

And it's hard to be okay with it in small numbers, not in large numbers. I'd be cool with more controlled immigration. You know, like, hey, what if we didn't let them, let any culture accumulate too densely in one place? Yeah, like that's how the stimulation works. They? That's how they're going to do it. They're saying that if they catch it is USA, they're saying that the people that we catch who are here illegally and the people going forward that we catch crossing

illegally will now never be able to become citizens legally. Boom. In the mix like it. Yeah, I liked it too. I liked it too. Yeah. You're disrespecting the first act you take on our soil is to disrespect our laws. How dare they? First thing you did was kind of spit on the flag. They bring a flag with them to spit on for special when they cross over. Yeah, that's how they are.

I've seen that. I've seen it. People are saying that. Yeah, you got the speeding flag. I've seen it. No, none of those things happened. But I think they are gonna do that. It seems like every now and then I'll see on Reddit,

they'll be like, ha ha, we've won. This vote went our way. And I'm like, that's like the first of eight steps for you to win. Like, what are you talking about, bro? This is the Wisconsin thing you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, Wisconsin thing's good.

I think that's a good sign for Democrats nationwide and in every other kind of way. But I was thinking more, I think Congress, or not the Senate, but the House voted down the tariffs against Canada, maybe? And they were like, ah, good, they voted down. It's like, well, now it goes to the Senate and then it goes to the president. I wonder what he thinks about it. Oh, are you going to get two thirds majority against this? No?

Well, let's see how Donald Trump wants to. They sent a message, Kyle. He's watching Fox News. He ain't getting that message. You think he's on C-SPAN? I don't think anyone's getting that message. He said he watches eight hours of TV a day and drinks 12 diet cokes a day.

I believe him. That's a hero. That's a hero. That's the first time he's told the truth. That's like, that is the most boomer lifestyle I can imagine, is like cable news, just constant propaganda slop from cable and then just enough aspartame to kill a horse. Although that's an impossible number because there's nothing wrong with it at all.

It can't be. There's clearly not enough to kill Trump. And I'll say this about Trump, like policies and everything aside, he looks healthy, bright and with it, and he still does. He looks, he's energetic, he's there all the time. He talks to the press every single day, whether he should or not,

impromptu on stages in front of microphones. I was hearing about, I think Barack Obama's writing a book, and it seems that he wanted an open primary. He didn't want to immediately endorse Kamala. He wanted an open primary, or at least a condensed one, and then a convention where the Dems get together and they have a few rounds of voting to decide who they want. He wanted that, and his hand was kind of forced when some other people endorsed Kamala. They said that people were not taking Obama's calls so that they could endorse her quickly before they took his call because they knew why he was calling because there was such a movement on one there were

multiple factions and there was the Pelosi Obama faction the Pelosi Obama faction was very much against Kamala and then there was this other faction that was like go this is what we've got let's go let's go and I wonder who was right. We know who's right. Who did they want? We know it was not right We know yeah, okay. Well, we don't know is what would have happened if we did it Obama's way We're comparing what happened. We don't know but we do know what happens if you go this way Yeah, so that doesn't mean the others how could it get worse? It could be equally bad. It doesn't make them right Idea, so like it could get worse. They could lose more, but it doesn't matter. I mean, yeah, a loss is a loss. I mean, what do they have?

Like the narrowest margin in the house ever and a very narrow margin in the Senate, it could get worse. There you go. What is, uh, so what, what, I don't understand what the Obama plan you're saying. You wanted to have a more competition to see who would replace Biden. Oh, it makes sense. She was the better idea. Like I don't mean for time. Pelosi, that's the thing. They were crunched for time. And there's something I don't fully understand about what they could have done

with the money raised so far, like apparently only Kamala was eligible for it because her name was on the money raised as well. So she slid in there and was able to use all that fundraising for her campaign. Whereas if they put me in there, I'd be starting with $0 and- And five almonds. And five almonds. I'd lose every house seat and every Senate seat.

So we don't know how this alternate reality would have worked out where they started from scratch and tried to make it happen. I can't- I would have voted for any of you guys over any of the politicians. I was gonna say- That would was going to say it'd be crazy that all the red states like voted blue for the first time because Woody's running. Yeah. You'd like fly into a field and land in like a photo op and you'd be like hi Woodworth for America. Have you seen anybody

come in a paraglider? It'd be my Dukakis. You come in like that? You come in in a power glider. If it was a power motor, it'd be my Dukakis motor. You come in like that? You come in like that, they'd be like, hey, he supports him loss. Let's load him. I imagine it's still loud while it's turning down the fan and you're like, this November, turn out for me. I'm just screaming. I'm still deaf from inadequate hearing protection.

If you'd like any Tech Tuesday shirts, there's a merchandise right over here. Every Tuesday I'll bring a microwave into the Oval Office. We're gonna have some fun, boys. Yeah, that'd be great. Stop me now, YouTube. You're just in the Oval, just microwaving paint cans. Like and subscribe. It's the law. Grapes are cool. They said that Pelosi did not want the debate to happen, that she told him not to debate Trump.

And they said that Biden had been, what's the word, not recognizing people for a while. He was not recognizing people he should know that that was the first sign that, Like he would he was not recognizing people he should know that that was like the first sign that like oh this isn't just him Taking long pauses or getting sleepy because I could forgive that old people get sleepy easier. I get sleepy easier than I used to Like all of us are like that afternoon Yeah, you know I mean like you so, you know at his age I wouldn't if hasn't had a nap, or if he didn't get great sleep last night and he's dozing off a little in a meeting, I get it. So I get him some coffee, he'll be all right.

Knows what's going on. Trump, like once you rouse him and remind him, he's good. But if he's not recognizing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, or if like, you know, something like that, that's a rough sign, because I don't know how else it could manifest when we're in the room where we decide where the bombs go. Or, you know, maybe he forgets he had a call with the terrorist

leader and we sorted this all out last week and he's like yeah strike them wait sir you already no no no no we can't do that it was scary like at least Trump is with it his decisions may not be good we may not like them but he's making them with a clear head a lot don't like the lies. The lie, like even lying me into a good decision, I still feel bad about it. Heck the fucking yesterday, right? He goes up there with the charts as these are the tariffs

they're putting on us. These are the reciprocal terrorists we're putting on them. All the terrorists on us are lies. None of that was true. Every fucking number in that column was untrue. Not a single one was accurate. And I'm like, why are you lying us into trade wars? Is this fucking Trump W?

Like you're just lying us into a trade war? Fucking cunt. I don't like it. So he like, he exaggerated how much we were being tariffed. What he did- I screenshotted it so I would have it exactly if I may. This guy just figured out where these fake tariff rates came from. They didn't actually calculate tariff rates plus non-tariff barriers as they said they

did. Instead, for each country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us. So we have 17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are 28 billion. So 17.9 billion divided by $28 equals 64 percent, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us. What extraordinary nonsense this is.

That's my kind of math. You just, just nice and easy I don't like being lied to and it shocks to me how like these MAGA guys are on their knees in front of Trump with Their tongue out saying lie to me daddy lie to me lie to me daddy. I'll slurp it down I'm like, why do you like being lied to so much? He thinks you're fucking lie faggot the cert slurping the amount of his cock. Why do you think this is ridiculous? You gotta sell that t-shirt. Give me all your dishonest commies. He thinks he's fucking life agate and he drops it on your tongue, your waiting tongue as you sit there with your red hat on. I don't know why people like it so much. And like

Kyle said, they just, so Vietnam, Vietnamese said the tariff rate was 90%. And I was like, damn, 90%, that's a big tariff. Not true. It just turns out we buy a bunch of textiles from Vietnam and they don't buy much from us because they're poor. And- Because they can't afford it.

Because they can't afford fucking American routers or cars or Teslas or whatever they're making. So he's like, well, 90% of, uh, you know, that like the trade imbalance is 90, it's nine to one. So, uh, we're going to put half that 45% in tariffs. And it's like, it's, he lied us into a trade war and the MAGA faggots are just on their knees, slurping it down. And I don't know why so many people are so happy to be lied to. Are you hopeful that it will, uh, return manufacturing and production? And I'll tell you why it's because if you're an investor, right, if you put your

investor hat on, then you need stability to make this decision. If you're like, you know what? I think that we can replace the humans in textile manufacturing clothing and do this with robots and make price competitive t-shirts with Vietnam now that they have a 45% tariff on them. No way would you build that facility. Donald Trump changes what the tariff rates are

literally hour by hour. His rationale for what the tariffs are, Canada especially, changes literally hour by hour. His rationale for what the tariffs are Canada, especially changes literally hour by hour. I have heard him say it's fentanyl many times. I've heard him say that it's their tariffs many times. I've heard them say it's their food safety standards is the reason that he's terrifying them. I've heard him say that there's like immigrants, he makes up shit all the time. Would you invest a half a billion dollars in a textile manufacturing plant,

hoping that this stuff is permanent and trustworthy and that you can continue your business plans? No, that's what's important. You're not bringing manufacturing back here. Yeah, so that makes sense. We're not, that's not the goal either. I agree with you on the, like the, like that's like, that's kind of what's causing

the stock market fluctuation is like the instability, the uncertainty is like that's like the like that's kind of what's causing the stock market fluctuation is like the instability. The uncertainty is like, you know, if he just would have said 10% across the board to keep it like easy numbers, there wouldn't have been as much uncertainty and fluctuation. It is and I do dislike this, the like fly by night changes all the time because you can't make accurate decisions based on that. What it should be is just like a set number that's baked into the cake of our economy. Like this is what it is moving forward and this way people can make accurate assessments based on what it is. And the goal of tariffs is to bring back more production and manufacturing. And so if it was a set number,

it would be more likely to do that. Kyle, you are muted. He wants to renegotiate the tariffs that they have on our goods. That's what this is about. He doesn't expect this to be the new norm because it won't work. It just won't work. It's as clearly to put those countries in a hard spot

that we can afford to be in, but they cannot. And it's to say to them, do you want to completely remap your economy? Because we're fine without you Indonesia, but you won't be fine without us. So give us a good deal. And that'll be the new deal going forward. I think that's what's happening. Whether it'll work or not, I don't know. But the hope would be as far as bringing manufacturing back is that maybe after negotiations have happened and they've agreed to something, then maybe they would. But I don't think that textiles is in America's future. I don't think that we're gonna be

the big textile maker of the 21st century. Everything's robots now. I saw a robot that roofs houses the other day. Do they do robots for clothes? I talked to my mom about this, who's a subject matter expert on sewing, but not robots, and said that something about fabric is particularly hard to get right.

You kind of need humans to hold it together. But I don't know, maybe she's out of date. I would be shocked. I feel like robots can do it. I would think shirts are, there's not even a human hand laid on like in the process, I would guess. It depends on what kind of shirt, but I'm just thinking like a plain white t-shirt,

like a Hanes t-shirt. I bet there ain't no people in there doing anything if it's made in the Western world. Oh, I was like, I really thought it was the cheap labor that was the whole foundation of the I bet. I bet there's probably some for fucking Indonesian kid working a giant auto loom or something, something that's a machinery that'll suck.

I mean, labor laws are a big reason we can't compete in a lot of and this doesn't mean we need to get rid of labor laws. It's good that we don't let fucking 11 year olds into coal mines, but like, you're 11 year old, they yearn for the mines. Like there's just no way to be like, Hey, we're going to make, uh, American steel. Oh, we can't really do that. Because China has a bunch of people with like saw four style explosive collars on them who get blown up if they don't, you know, fill

their their mine carts with enough stuff by the end of the day. And so in that situation, you need to tear off it. Do you know why recovering steel from World War Two battleships has become so popular and cost-effective As far as getting that new steel, you know why they want that old steel Is it like a is it like a Roman concrete thing? We're like now we're not doing it as good It's not a Roman concrete thing where now it we're not able to it's not that okay Is it something so the steel is not better than what we have now It has it has a feature that is better. Is it something so the steel is not better than what we have now? Tell us it has a feature that is better. So before World War Two, before the

nuclear testing that happened for the different decades thereafter, all the steel now is radioactive. So if you need to make a piece of machinery that tests for say, radioactivity, and all the metal that you have to work with to create it is a little radioactive. It's a problem, especially if you're trying to measure some minute amount of radioactivity for some sort of sciencey shit. So they get that World War II battleship steal up and it doesn't have any radiation in it because it was made before there was any nuclear weapons. How many ships could there possibly be?

Tons. The Chinese are getting a lot of trouble because they're stealing other people's ships. And they're full of dead bodies. So they'll go down and they'll get like some Australian battleship. Yeah, they'll go down and like salvage it. Then they're selling them at wet markets.

Well, the bodies. Fucking pickled Australian livers. Oh, you make your cock so hard. Don't you tell us to stop. We've been doing this for thousands of years. I don't think so. You make you masculine, like American GI in World War II. Oh, speaking of American GI in World War II, I was watching the thing last night about the youngest serving World War II soldiers from the good old USA of course we don't care what those

other dirty people did but we had a I think he was 12. His name is Calvin. This 12 year old named Calvin. Abusive family wants to get out of that but he's a 1940s 12 year old so he's half a man already. And so he goes to enlist and the dentist is checking him out and he's like, yeah, okay, 17. All right. All right. He's like, son, you got baby teeth. You have some of your baby teeth still. And he's like, yeah, they didn't fall out. That's just how we are in my family. We keep them longer. And I'll tell you the truth. Some of those other guys you already passed, they're in my class. They're also underaged. I'll report you if you don't wave me through.

At 12, he bullies the Navy doctor into drafting him. Next thing he knows, he's in fucking Hawaii at Pearl Harbor. Next thing he knows, he's in the Pacific hauling ammo, 40 millimeter anti air aircraft guns, fighting the Japanese off of the Yorktown because it's being attacked. You see a picture of him by chance. What do you look like? Well, five minutes later, there's a huge explosion and get shot right in the face, knocking a bunch of his baby teeth out. But what does 12 year old Calvin do? He gets back up and he starts

he puts them back in and he starts applying tourniquets to all the men on the ship. So he was awarded, um, it wasn't the Medal of Honor, he was awarded a, uh, like a silver star or something like that and a purple heart. But then his Karen of a mom fucking reports him to Naval Intelligence. She calls and she says, you've got my 12 year old boy in the Pacific fighting the Japs. And so they throw him in the brig. Next thing you know, they take all his goddamn medals away, give him a dishonorable discharge and he fights for the rest of his life to get his medical benefits back for the damage he took fighting the Japs. That's him right there. It wasn't until 1994, two years after he died when when Clinton gave him his Purple Heart back. But I think Jimmy Carter gave him his Silver Star,

whatever it was, Bronze Star, something like that, I don't know, medals, back in the 80s. And they also gave him his medical benefits around the 70s or 80s, something like that. But he had to fight every day of his life for the rest of his life to get his 12-year-old earned medical benefits. What a badass.

I did what I wanted to say. I don't like that they dishonorably discharging. You imagine fighting the Japs at 12? I'm sorry to step over your heart, Harley. But yeah, I don't know what it is that's so awful about a dishonorable discharge, but apparently that follows you for life in a really big way. It's like a bankruptcy, I imagine,

but it's also you're not getting any of those benefits from the military. He needed the medical because he was injured He's seen it on employment applications and such like it people look at that. Yeah, I didn't know that Well, I'm really old. Maybe they don't do it Retarded for the army No, like the army found you dishonorable we don't want you here Costco type shit Oh, yeah, he fought in Korea and then there was another kid

He was six when the Nazis came to his Polish maybe village Murdered his hung his brother in front of him. His mother tried to intervene. They shot her with a machine gun He fled into the forest for days He was eventually discovered by local partisan troops who drafted him into their unit because they knew that at the orphanages the children were starving. There wasn't enough food to feed the orphanages so they said hey if we keep him in the unit, hell he's another soldier he gets rations. So they put a fucking uniform on him at six years old and he was out in the field with a partisan unit fighting and they were giving him and he would like run the mail to the soldiers he was like their mascot and stuff. Yeah he's kind of like a squire. Yeah it was like a squire like a World War II squire and uh I thought they were giving him and he would like run the mail to the soldiers. He was like their mascot and stuff. Yeah, he's kind of like a squire.

Yeah, it was like a squire, like a World War Two squire. And I thought they were going to use him as a spy because I feel like a six-year-old can move in and out. No one will suspect that he's like part of the system. The not. Yeah, they were killing, you know, they were sweeping through Poland like right. Whoa. Hot cake.

I was kind of lying. Someone has been in 10 years on this podcast. Whoa, hot cake. Finally. Thank you. Someone has been in 10 years on this podcast. Finally, someone's... That's crazy. I can't believe you would say that about Kanye's people. Kanye's people are just too loud for me. I can't deal with it. I don't know.

Kanye is one mixture of those guys and Google boss and made his mind up. I had something I wanted to say about Nazis. I did real quick before that. I did want to say that on the tariff thing It's crazy because Japan South Korea and China are jointly responding to the US tariffs together and it's like damn It's crazy you you United Asia Yeah, it's like, you know, that's how he's been in Korea South Korea. These places are not friends No, they're not and so like it's funny cuz like, you know like

Trump I feel like his type of guy be like, yeah. Yeah, I brought them together part of the plan No, I've been saying that for a while if I don't believe it, okay, I don't believe it but a Genius like like a genius from the comic books like an ozzie mandias This is the sort of move that he makes to like drive his drive the disjointed planet together. You know, you need you need something for everybody to watch. You need a spaghetti monster. You need a spaghetti monster for everybody to hate. And then all of a sudden, the communists and the capitalists, the Jews and the Arabs, they can all get along if we're dealing with this other existential threat.

So he just became lasting. So perhaps he with this other existential threat. And so he just became lasting. So perhaps he's becoming the existential threat. Well, you know, a little little piece is good. There I don't know what I don't know what's going to happen. It's awful scary, but it's also fun to watch. You know, the news used to be boring. You always knew. I think it's pretty cool to lose about 30 to 90 thousand dollars a day.

I'm enjoying it. Oh, sorry about that. I forgot a trillion dollar loss of yesterday.90,000 a day. I'm enjoying it. Oh, sorry about that. I forgot the $2 trillion loss of yesterday. It hits everybody differently. Well, that's coming back. That'll come back. There was this guy. That war with Iran will rocket us back up. Maybe.

Yeah, that's gonna make the stock market soar. That'll make things go on better. Again, I don't know anything, but oil's about to get expensive, I promise. I promise you oil's about to get real expensive. How did we go from, I can make this better on day one to grit your teeth, this is gonna hurt. I'm telling you, he's like bend over,

this is gonna hurt a little bit America. That's what you voted for, okay. I always thought it was gonna be that because what he was saying was like we can hold out longer It's he's like he's like I'm gonna hold my breath and cuz if I don't breathe you can't breathe and we're just hoping we Can hold our breath longer because we can Yeah, I'm not as worried about the tariff thing I think most countries are gonna fold pretty quick because we can thing is interesting

I mentioned a few minutes ago that Russia is willing to tolerate an incredible amount of discomfort in the name of like national unity. I don't think America is. I don't know a country that tolerates less discomfort than America. There's only one group of people who goes out the street starts fires and starts burning down neighborhoods when they're socially unhappy and those people don't mind what's happening right now. You go to black people Twitter and they're like me right now and they're just like dancing like They've decided that this not my problem. Not my problem. This is y'all's shit That's what black people decided about this. So they go burn nothing down and we don't burn stuff down I've never burned anything down. Um, I i've seen fires even on january 6 if you if you think about it, you know

No fires no. That's true. I mean, if you limit it to fire, yeah, they did, you know, the capital fell, but, you know, there were no fires. So that's good. The only person who fired was that, that, that, that, uh, that, that, that capital police officer who murdered that woman. Who was a black guy is a black guy. I assume he's not dead. What, you know, I, when Trump talks about it, he's like, only one person died. Wonderful woman. I don't remember her name. It might be Ashley Babbitt.

She's a person, but I get my like, like, You get your political victims misaligned sometimes. Yeah. I can usually remember Ashley Babbitt. It's Lakin Riley. Is that her name? Lakin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lincoln. It's Lakin. Definitely Lakin. I thought you were making like, no, I'm helping. Thank you. Yeah. She's the one I consistently forget her name. Yeah. Although that thing we were talking about before the show, um, traditionally you've had a little bit of trouble confusing Liam Neeson, the Irish pants pisser who's like 6'4", with Leslie Nielsen, the classic actor turned comedic star of the

Naked Guns series movies. He's trying to trick you, they're the same person. Nope, only one of them is Mr. Magoo. If it was complicated before, now it's infinitely more complicated because they are they are rebooting the Naked Gun series with Liam Neeson in the Frank Drebben role. And the premise though is that these are the sons of the actors from the other movies. So like you go down the line and Liam Neeson looks up at Leslie Nielsen, he's like, oh, Papa, I miss you so. And then it goes to like his partner looking at the other guy.

And then of course the black guy looking at OJ Simpson's character, who if you don't know, was a star in these movies. Uh, and he's great. Liam Neeson handsome, strong looking thighs. I thought. Liam Neeson. I didn't look at his thighs. No, I looked at his thighs. What'd you think? You're looking strong. What'd right? Yeah, they were pretty solid They they were attention grabbing in my opinion. Show me again Zack because I bet they're not real pop that up again

pop those thighs up I I knowledge they may not be real but it was the underwear scene in the trailer where you could like yeah Oh, yeah Is polka dot underwear? It's a quad definition. OK, maybe it isn't real. I don't know. Yeah, there's that now. You can't tell. So just like they age everyone on TV now.

They do. It needs to be an OBS plugin. What the fuck? Get on it, boys. Ask a friend if you look closely, like you'll see something weirds going on So yeah, I don't know better. Oh, well, you know, this doesn't look good He looks bad, but now now I don't see the definite, you know, it's better not We're all gonna know let me run it down his leg no You know, we were talking about Ireland and like

their nationalism and whatnot. And it just made me think I was watching YouTube shorts, Kyle. And a lot of the stuff that shows up in my shorts feed is like that guy, Niall Redd, who does a lot of chemistry things. And then a lot of people who like build stuff and like create things either in like a prehistoric way or like the the outdoor boys kind of guy or like you use modern stuff but you're kind of out in the wilderness and there's this one guy who's like an Irish woodworker and it'll be a video of like him being like today we're making a chilele I know you too am part of Irish culture and all of our lore dating back thousands of years from the the black ash plant which was formerly thought to bring magical properties and protection and you know I'm going to shave it down

and get it perfect and I use linseed oil to get the the grain just the way I like it and as I'm doing it I'm thinking about how proud I am to be Irish in art history and how this could be used equally to be the centerpiece of a room or to smash the skull of some colonial invader. All of his videos have little bits like that where like, today I'm making a chair out of Heath blossom tree, the perfect chair. Back in the day, gentry wouldn't allow us the Irish to have full pieces of wood to be carved from one large chunk. And so this was a way for us to fight back with ingenuity and show that these invaders wouldn't crush our spirit. And so then I use a three degree

plane on the end of the deck, just like all throughout it intermixed. And I'm like, this guy fucking rocks. This is so fun. Yeah, dude, I love the Irish accent. Irish, Australian, New Zealand gets lumped in with Australian top two white people accents. Definitely Russians up there too. But that's because not because it's like fun and whimsical because it's like, oh damn, that's like like it's kind of cool how harsh it is. Germans almost as harsh as Russians so that's kind of cool. Russians have anger in their voice. They do yeah. Cyrillic is in all caps like their language is. They haven't invented the lowercase letter yet. Only peaceful societies eventually invent the lowercase letter. I saw the other day like it was a new Hummer or something, a Hummer electric one, but they've got a like a polite horn to go along with the unpolite horn. So you've got your regular horn so you

can let everybody know we're about to crash. But there's like a little horn like there too, like another little electric button. Hey light screen. Yeah. Yeah. I like that a lot. That's good. My horn. It's like, you can't just push it. You like hard. I haven't pushed it in so long. I don't remember how hard to push it. So I'm like pushing harder. And then I like, I didn't mean to give you that much brother. I wanted to give you a look. Do you do this like fuck me. No, I try to avoid any rage rate road rage incidents. Have you ever actually had a road rage incident where you melted down and I have I have it happened to my jujitsu instructor the I don't know how it started but uh

Eventually my instructor and this other guy found their way to like this left-hand only lane you know like the turning lane and the guy gets out of his car and starts banging on his window and My instructor Jacob is like what am I gonna do? Like, I suppose I could pop out, choke him out real quick, and leave him on the grass, but I can't just leave him there like confused, you wake up sometimes almost drunk. And so now I have to like, babysit him if I go through with this, and that's awkward.

Now I have to come to and explain to him, like as he comes to, I'll explain it to him. And he ended up just driving away. It was like, I feel like somehow that, so I did absolutely nothing and drove away. This guy's so badass. He chose the coward's path willingly with his chin held high.

I don't know. There's something strong about it. Yeah, I wouldn't fight anybody in the street if you kill them or they kill you. if like someone intervenes and kills you like it's a man You know, everybody's got guns down here, especially This guy it was almost certainly gonna go his way as a professional MMA fighter, but um He didn't show it man, he maybe had one maybe had a knife He maybe had one, maybe had a knife. Maybe I was just ready for that.

I would do a barrel roll. Kick, kick, kick, kick. You got to deescalate. I do, I do pads like I'll do at the boxing gym that I'm at. And one of the guys that does pads just looks like a random just Uber driver type person. And like, whenever I punch and I don't bring my hand back, I'll get slapped like three times so fast.

And I'm just like this like five, six dude, who's like 15 years older than me, looks like he drives an Uber would fuck me up. Would fuck me up. You think you can grab him? Many people like that. You think he's like, really? Are you being modest? If I went to go grab him, he would he would fuck you up like, like an uppercut is coming up fast. Like there's like, yeah, but your head is a target.

He's been like hitting targets so easily. Like you're so much bigger, though. Look, I love to be like, like, like because his fist can reach my chin. It's over. That's like it doesn't matter. And look how much space I look look how much target space I have here Like sure someone else had a punch and put their body weight into it like it hit my sternum Whatever my reaction is right after that is like primed to get punched in the face I have this idea that a level two wrestler can take out a level eight boxer

Because I think I think that the boxer has to be so elite that he has to be like a sniper. He has to be moving backwards and have that fucking death blow to like knock this guy out. If the wrestler is gonna stand there and try to box with you before he shoots, that's a different story. But if the opening move is him coming for your legs,

rushing, sprawl, like coming at you with a double leg or just grabbing a single leg and you with a double leg or just or just grabbing a single leg and you're dancing now i just don't know i think i agree with you and i bet you agree with me too right so you said a level two wrestler beats a level eight boxer however if the level eight boxer has level one wrestling that could change the tide right that's problem now right because defensive wrestling is easier than offensive wrestling. Stalling is easier than progressing. Yeah.

Opening a street fight up with going for the legs is crazy though. You think? Yeah, I think it is. I see it all the time. I know, I think it would work. I don't know much about wrestling, like not about real wrestling. I don't know what the throw is called, but I see you guys get fucking dumped on their heads and street fights and that's the end of it that I watch a ton I ton of street fights on the internet

I'm sure you do too the guys get dumped on their head don't get up and They never get back up and I don't know at the camera turns off if they're gonna get back up Sometimes they got dumped so hard like like I don't care how hard you hit, I will never hit as hard as me. I saw my one by leg kicks. I saw them win by leg kicks. They were like, they're like in like fighting stance and the guy like leg kicked and they're there and he like leg kicks again.

And the other guy's like waiting to get that opportunity for the punch and he gets like leg kicked a third time. And now you see his leg, he like, he's standing on a weird and it's like, oh, you're done. You've been damaged in the leg. Now you can't even throw a punch properly because your leg. Yeah, exactly. I would hate that. I would want them to like, like if there were people watching, I'd almost rather get knocked out and fall down in some soft grass as opposed to like getting kicked in the, the lower quad and just being like, ah, sorry, everyone. I can't fight. It's just smart. It's too much.

Fantasies. And in my superhero fantasy, as I'm a professional fighter, I determine how I win by how nice a person my opponent is. They're going to lose. I don't let them win, but it's like, Oh, this guy's really nice. He's got a family. He's never done anything wrong. Kicks to the quad until he's done. That guy's gonna be fine in whatever, 14 days. This guy on the other hand, he's an asshole. He's taken a knockout.

He'll remember this for the rest of his life. And then he'll always smile with one fewer tooth. One less tooth. Break both wrists. Break both wrists would be a bad idea. If I square up with somebody in a fucking parking lot and they throw a leg kick I'm gonna start apologizing I'm gonna meet like sir

Gonna be like kick this gun out of my head I did I'd be like ah gay tactic, huh? Oh leg kicks. Yeah. Okay. Oh, it's street fighter. I gave you the controller. You're just doing low kicks over and over again. You're shit. You have no combo. You're just like, you're like, oh wow. The guy's going to be like, I think I'm fighting a board. I was thinking I was going to kick his ass. And before I knew it, I was just kind of in a great. His legs are taking damage, but I'm emotionally damaged. I don't know who's going to hold out longer. You applied a negative D one six to all my attack roles.

I'm looking at all the crowd. I'm like, where's this guy? How good is this guy? Like the crowd. I'm like, where's this guy? How gay is this guy? Logan? It's like the crowd will remember that. Yeah, this dude called him gay, held his quad and then got the shit kicked out of him. Do you play Magic, Harley? Or not Magic? Dungeons and Dragons. Yes. Magic is cool. I played Dungeons and Dragons and I went to the Quarter Digital guys. They have this crazy campaign set up and it's online. Six episodes. Hilarious.

They had a because Sam from Quarter Digital is like a really good DM. And he had this thing set up where it was like, bring your characters and make your character 17. And so we made these characters. Yes. So you make your character 17. And so we made these characters. Yeah so you make your character like you get a character profile and it's like you have certain amount of points and you put it in just like any RPG you've ever played. It's like Elden Ring, except that you choose like the background of your character and their name and you're allowed to bring two items with you that you can make up, you know? And the thing was we were five buddies who just graduated,

or no, it was like homecoming. And our thing was we had these other five girls that were controlled by the dungeon master. And when we got to this mansion that we rented, the mansion was haunted. We couldn't leave until we got laid that night. So it was like a fun twist on the D&D rules because it's like we were in D&D scenarios but the

ultimate goal was we had to get laid and so like you know that means you'd live streaming did you know that going in did you know that before you made your character no what kind of character did you play I I made a... I forget exactly what type of character he was, but I know I brought weed with me, so that helped. I brought like Elvin Weed in a bag. You brought a long bottom leaf. It's a long bottom leaf. I had a pipe, and so that really helped.

With Calabash. It really helped with consent, You know what I mean? I just, I would bring up, I would bring a boat, take them out on the open ocean. You can't leave the house. Sure. Implication. Yeah. Harley, I didn't know where this whole thing was going.

It was Dungeons and Dragons and I could make up any item. Would a Leatherman be useful in the Dungeons and Dragons world or would I have made a terrible choice? It could be useful, but I don't think like a dungeon master like like attack wise it would be a really weak attack. What did you bring? What a Leatherman. What can your Leatherman do Woody? I mean I would keep my fingernails trimmed and open boxes. It can file things down. It's a knife scissors can file things down. So he can escape from prison.

He was going to help him with his lock picking and and maybe with his dexterity. I think I think if anyone if any weapons are broken, your repair skill is clearly going to be up there. So I think we'll utilize you like that. Right. You guys are like gamers. I bet you can make some sort of booby traps with this level. I don't wanna spoil, like, if anyone did go watch the node game that we did play,

but like, for example, Nico was the only one that hadn't got laid and we just got like out of a battle with like spiders and he was really severely hurt. And I was like, oh shit, like they said we have to lose our virginity, but they didn't really specify how. So I took the stim needle and I stuck it in his ass.

And I was like, this kind of counts as losing his anal virginity. And it healed him and we were allowed to leave the dungeon master deemed that appropriate. And we were allowed to leave. And like, that's what i like about dungeons and dragons is like that shit's not built in to other games yeah that type of creativity you know what i mean you guys just banged each other and left yeah that's true you did like one step into it and then just form like an we could have done like an elephant line let's go on the head elephant line. Human Santa Fe, let's go, I'm the head. I want to be the middle.

Fuck, I'm always the tail. We were all fighting to not be the guy with nothing in his ass. Oh, I ended up, I asked one of my friends this would you rather, I want to like quickly run this by you and I want to Go back to the dungeon stuff if you want. I asked him would you rather take a strap on from your girlfriend or be? Suspended and if you don't know I'm talking about hook Suspension where they put those large fish hooks in your flesh and they hang you from the ceiling in a BDSM scenario Oh, this is different than the one that hang. Let me know. It's not no, it's different because he had already lost and he knew he had lost and he

wanted to present you with something completely different than what we had been talking about so that he could win. Well, then he his situation one. Sorry, go ahead. Harley. Wait, so this the suspension thing. Okay. Can I suspension thing. Okay. Can I can I go to do the suspension? Like get like a hook put in and be like, Oh, no, no, no, I changed my mind. Because I would start with suspension if I can back out of it. If I know back and out of either of these once they begin, we are going to completion and takes a long time for her to come this

way. So I have to come. and it takes a long time for her to come this way. So ready. Do I have to come? Wait, wait, wait. Neither you or her. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah.

So it's over. The second I'm hanging there, like in the second I come, it's over? No, no, absolutely not. We're gonna do a 10 minute session of each. This isn't even close. I would choose nuts by a mile. By a mile. Yes. I've seen a lot of this and I've made a lot of poops and you know, the, the, the large

end of the poop kind of meets maybe dick size roughly. It's not that big a stretch on the other hand hooks through my skip. Like, but you don't never do things. You'll never you don't know that either. People like the suspension thing. Maybe maybe there's something that like I'm not judging, but I do. But it's my decision, right? And I'm just like, I think when it comes to like what the body is made to do, being suspended with hooks through the skin, like on my shoulder blades, right? That's, that's where we're all over your back fat.

And you said it's your girlfriend peg. It's your girlfriend peg. And if Zach could maybe find some photos that are like internet safe. Girlfriend's begging me. It doesn't even have to be full dick size. It could be like 70%. How small can we go? Can I, can I go comically tiny with it? No, no, no. We're gonna pick like the average one that comes with the kit, whatever that is. Well, what does that mean? If you bought a strap-on kit, like whatever the average one is,

not little, not giant. Don't go to bag dragon and hurt yourself. Just go to fucking CBS or something. Does it have to be, so my girlfriend is gonna have to see my gross, hairy ass? All right, if that's any sort of problem. She's gonna cup the dent. If that's the problem, let's, the dead man has to hold that dent in your ass for leverage. I've split squatted that away.

He's going to do like a like a rock climber. You put your fist, you put your hand in and you make a fist so it can't come out. That's how you keep your leverage in your rock climber. Now, it's doesn't if you're worried that it's's your girlfriend, remove that and just make it any girl. I would think that it would be preferable to have it be your girlfriend because maybe she wouldn't like core you out. If you let me pick the girl, she's gonna be hot, but I bet she's gonna be throwing it. She's gonna be throwing it. I don't like this episode. How many hooks does it take to suspend me? How many hooks?

Well, I mean, I don't know what you weigh, Taylor, but I would imagine you'd want that pressure spread out on as many hooks as possible. I would fix or so. That's what I was thinking. Like it almost be better to do many small hooks. Like you wouldn't want to hang from like just one hook. That would be I feel like like, like the same way those Indians can lay on a bed of nails. If there was just like two nails there, you're just, you're dead because it's going to go right into your, your lungs or something.

Yeah. I'm looking at some people like all hooked up right now. It's, this is, I'm telling you. How many hooks would you estimate in four, eight? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. She has them in her knee caps, her belly fat, her below titty fat. She's nine, 10. She has them in her kneecaps, her belly fat, her below titty fat. She's hanging that way.

She has them in her titties and she has them in her face. What a freak bitch. And she's up to the- Face? Yeah. Oh, she's doing it for the love of the game. There's no hypothetical there. Yeah, there are things in boobs.

I feel like there's danger there. Yeah, you shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, titties. There's all sorts of plumbing and piping and- You got titties in your boobs. You don't wanna- That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, yeah. I mean, probably they know don't want to say, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I'm probably they know what they're doing. Let's take a look. Ooh. I mean, I wouldn't think these people make bad decisions. Yeah. They wouldn't have, uh, not such a hard decision. Uh, is it that's so I'm going to, I'm going to have to give up my gross ass. Is CGI. I feel like the bras fake.

No, it's just cause it looks weird because she's almost become like topographical. No, it's real. It's just shiny in the sun. There's a little bit of matte. Shiny. Kyle, what's the name of the Vantablack? Yeah, it looks like Vantablack to me. Yeah, it looks unbelievable. Amber effect. Oh, like, like, look at, look at her jeans for his jean shorts. Look at the blacks. all the blacks are crushed. I don't know what your time shows that it's real. That she has an underwire. Well, I mean, if there was a way to suspend yourself, this looks like a flesh is tearing the worst way is tearing at the hooks,

like in the above her boobs, right? Everywhere, everywhere I looked, the flesh was tearing. And she's a little sick, Kyle, you're sick. Just fucking sick, dude woman. You're sick, Kyle, you're sick. You're just fucking sick, dude. I'm not sick, I told you, take the dick. You know, Kyle, I see why you brought this back up again because during the Hangout, Dirty won because he was like, you have to let, or Scum won because he was like, all right,

you have to get suspended by some hooks for a couple minutes, or you have to let a man fuck you in the ass and come in your butt. I think he even said rape. Like he's like, either you get hooked or a full blown ass raping by King Kong. Now what are you all going to pick? And I'm like, you've changed. Yeah, that's a different question. That was some interesting framing from him.

King Kong is a small jigsaw. Very easy. That was that was some interesting framing from him. King Kong is a small jigsaw. Very easy. Oh, no, because there's no way about right now, because he's he's like 70 feet tall. And so proportionally, we're talking about classic Kong or modern Kong. Jack Black. So that'll be like that'll be like one of our dicks.

I'm back in boys. Yeah. Equally hairy. Yes. Yeah, I don't like I don't like this question that fucking at all. Okay. My brain's hot. My brain's hot from thinking. Yeah, now my brain's hot. Kyle, I want to hardly answer. I don't know that the other two boys. No, I just getting asked. Everybody went to the dick. You guys are getting ass fucked. Well, because it's not a dick. It's all going to line up like and you said it.

You said I've seen a Walking Dead where they were in the trough. We're all going to be bent over a trough just like that. And I would want some control over the shape of it because I don't want any upsetting ridges that are going to make it more painful. I want the smoothest. I want the smoothest. Hey, do you want it to just the thinnest penis? Taylor, do you want it to vibrate?

No. You sure? Can't you enjoy this? Can't you enjoy this one bit? Because I'm taking, I'm taking the vibrator. I'm more concerned about the jib shape.

I want it to be kind of torpedo. I don't want to, I don't want a blunt object working its way in there. Yes. Wild card. It's gotta be almost sharp to

go in. It needs to be hydrodynamic. We all got to be in the same shape. It needs to be kind of torpedo. I don't want to I don't want a blunt object working its way in there Yes wild card. It's got to be almost sharp to go. I'll be hydrodynamic We all own our willies and then that is this rap on that gets used Yeah, that's fine. I feel like I would better understand myself and know how to bet no no no not yours I knew not yours you get Taylor's and I get yours and Woody gets mine Well, why do you get lucky? Why do you get the lucky one? The lucky Jewish little Jewish? I don't know for sure that these two are circumcised. But I know for sure you're circumcised. And that's the first thing I have.

I feel like the actual Woody's onto something and that like the inclusion of the head of a dick shape is going to make it more painful. And so if it's by your original rule that I get to pick a somewhat, like whatever the stock standard purchase kind is, within that world, I pick one that's like what he said, straight up torpedo. Right, that underwater torpedo pool toy? Yes, something like that where it's like,

it's easy entry, nothing traumatic. I got you, I got you. She's talking about the slim strap on harness dildo here on it sounds about that sounds about my speed. I have a link Yeah, you look at you looking for one of these I think That's too much Wait, how big is this? You said it's too much before You said it's too much before you knew how big it was? Well, it's because it, when I'm thinking about it

being going in my ass, okay, now I'm looking at it. That's come out my ass before. It's 4.5 inches in length and only four inches insertable. So, okay, then this is, okay, this is- What, that's huge, 4.5 inches in length? Eight, five inches in diameter, I can do that. Yeah, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm definitely not doing the hook shit if this is the dick I'm digging.

You can do that, I'll do that without waking up. The person putting the hooks in is an old sea captain. I do this without waking up. The person putting the hooks in is an old sea captain. Okay, I thought you were gonna make it. I thought you were about to link something that really would push it to the limit. I thought you were trying to hurt us, not make us. The thing Kyle linked had a white background,

so I really didn't get a vibe for scale. Exactly, like I was imagining the words how did this come out how did when you guys are playing dnd how did this come up how did it come up i think maybe i i brought it up because the hook thing is oh we know some people who do the hook thing and i think we're talking about them and it's just so in my like least interested in fetish is like a sounding. Now here's the other sounding or the hooks. I think I go with the sounding, even though I am so against the sound.

Do I get- I grabbed my dick when I said that in defense and I'm still would like- Do I get- I'm still holding it. So for the sounding, for the sounding, do I get, I'm the one doing it. I'm in full control.

I think we gotta let her do it, man. We'll see. Is, is it more dangerous if I can't stay hard? Cause I'm scared. You're not going to be hard. She's going to, she'll look like brain, bro. So I think I take the sounding cause I'm just so against the hooks and the flesh tearing, but man, I, I, Oh, I would rather fight. I'd rather fight the guy who throws low kicks than take the sound. I'd rather take the low kick.

I'd rather go fight Ukraine on behalf of Russia than get sounds. I'm the Italian of North Koreans. Like it can be worse. Everyone who opposes us becoming allies with Russia. That's fine. But you have to go to your local municipality government and get sounded for 40 minutes. Oh, my God.

Your options before you know it, like people are walking through like I would sounding training. My only experience with sounding is this little experiment I did when I was like seven years old and it hurt a lot instantly. I got him. That looks awful. For those listening, I sent a link in the group chat and it's up close of a penis being sounded on extremerstraints.com, which is a good sex toy site.

And Taylor just went, I saw the screen flash in his face when he opened it I thought it was gonna be a smooth thing. I didn't know it was gonna be longer. I Mean, I think there's a lot already inside the purr. Oh, I see. I didn't even click the things Yeah, this is a different kind here. I'll show you the long ones. Yeah, this thing is a even click the thing. This is a different kind. Here, I'll show you the long ones. Yeah, this thing is for listeners, Kyle's sounding device is less than an inch long. I'll call it Kyle's sounding device. Kyle's sounding device. The sounding device Kyle likes is less than an inch long.

Kyle's favorite sounding device also has a lot of metallic ridges on it. And there's no, like your dick, like, I guess, strictly speaking, your ass isn't made to be fucked, but your dick certainly is not meant to have metal protuberances shoved in and stretched out. Yeah, they do it all the time in the hospital. No, they do it with like catheters when you have to like pee and those aren't like ribbed.

Is the catheter hard or is it like a rubber hose? It must be a rubber hose. It's like a rubber hose, yeah. But it's still like, you make- How do they push a hose? They lube it and they're like running it in you like like plumbing or wiring there. Have you ever had a catheter?

No, I'm so afraid of that that I would avoid a like the surgery would have to be so necessary. I would avoid a like, you don't really need that knee fixed. I'm so scared of catheters. I don't want anything going in there. I don't want to ask here. I don't think I going in there. I don't want anything going in there. I don't think I've ever had one unless they did it while I was out. Oh, thank God.

And if I woke up and it was still in, I'd be like, what are you doing? I was out. Yeah. So I don't think I've had one, I'm processing it. And this is why. I have woken up from most surgeries actually with a really sore throat.

And I'm like, that's the breathing shit they stuck down there. Like it must have gone bumpy or it's just harsh on you. My throat, it's like a level of sore throat that you rarely ever have naturally. But I've never woken up with even a tender dick. So I bet they just didn't get it. Yeah.

My ass would be killing me, but they never. Yeah. What's the dentist for of all places? Weird. just didn't get it. Yeah. My ass would be killing me, but never. Yeah. What? And the dentist from all places, weird. I love that this is gonna segue into our ads. Nobody always makes my ass hurt. On that wonderful note, Kyle, it's time to hear from PrizePix.

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increase the size of your eurithra. And there's only one way to do that safely. The PKA sound. We're going to get sued. Get the back here. I need some advice. We would we would immediately get sued. Turn your cock. I'm like I'm going to fucking sue you guys for the Harley. You need to know that the next day I got a full refund on those gummies I wanted you to know that your superpower was effective. It got me the satisfaction. I needed. Thank you. Yeah Oh, I just read everybody needs a J in their corner. I like that something. Oh

What is this These are I Rock a US troop playing cards. Oh nice. I think yeah, I want to see some so for those who don't know during during the last Iraqi war we passed out to our troops the these decks of playing cards and we put the face of an unwanted Iraqi government official on each one of them and of course the the aces were the more valuable targets and down on down through the delineations of playing cards. But, you know, Saddam Hussein was an ace.

And what if it's like Mahmoud, you're only a two. You're a two of club. You try to talk to me. Wild card, US soldiers, I guess. OK, one of the troop. Aces, also the US soldiers. I'll. Okay, one of the troop Aces also the US soldiers These are all like American things Even terrorists, these are the Iraqi issue cards. Yeah. This is two milk helicopters. This is awful. I think that's pretty cool actually.

You got like kings, US leaders. That's sick. I like that better. What? We wanted terrorists on it. Saddam Hussein, Chemical Ali. Instead I got some... Oh my god. Do I have to?

What is that? The nuclear submarine. This is the commander and crew of the USS Columbia. Jesus Christ. The 6900 ton Columbia, a Pacific Fleet attack submarine, has stealth technology and is capable of carrying Mark 40 torpedoes and Tomahawk land attack cruise missiles. These words are very small. I struggle. Honestly though, this just means that your eventual terrorist pack is going to be even cooler because you'll have the complimentary pack.

I'm so disappointed. That pack has nothing to do with what he wanted. Well, I guess it's close. It's the other side of the conflict, right? No, I don't even know if it's related to the conflict. It's not. I that's I'm sorry, Woody, that stinks. I would have been because because he's like, he's like, look, I got the holographic dove of peace. Yeah, like there's a dove of peace, that stinks. I would have been. Because Fish is like, look, I got the holographic Pete Dove of peace.

There's a Dove of peace in that deck. Well Fish would like it. I think he's the two of hearts. I was like, I can't believe these are only eight dollars. I'm an idiot. Oh well. I got a deck of cards that can maybe be a good one for us now. Oh, Innistrad?

Yeah, let's see if we... I think I've got most of a booster box of Innistrad on my shelf over there. What's that one card that's supposed to be a good one here? Gustaf... Edward Gustaf... There's one card here that's like worth a lot in this pack. I don't know the sets well at all. I haven't been into magic as much in the past couple of years, but I always find my way back. Magic. I made a, I made a 30 minute video essay on magic, the history of it. Cause I was like talking to chat, GBD, I'm all stone, you know, a while back.

And I was like, who made magic? I was like, who did this? And it was like, uh, this guy, Richard Garfield, who was trying to sell a game called robo rally. He went to wizards of the coast, which was a really small company at the time. And they were like, uh, nah, what we want is a game that like at conventions, like gen Con, when people are done playing their game, they could play this game. So like, people are playing Dungeons and Dragons.

They don't want to carry your box with your pieces and all your shit. They want something that's super modular and small and easy to do. And that's when he thought up like, Oh, like, what if like the game everyone had different pieces? What if like, the pieces were cards and the cards were your pieces and you might not have the same pieces or whatever. So he went and pitched that to Wizards of the Coast. And they were like, yo, that's fucking sick. So Wizards of the Coast went to this convention.

And the guy who ran Wizards of the Coast at the time, Peter Adkisson, he brought magic and he like salesman pitched it to this dude in a cowboy hat and was like, check it out. And the guy was like, that's fucking sick. Let me go get my boss. And he went and he got his boss who was a guy with a bigger cowboy hat. Yeah. Actually, and that guy came and he was like, whoa. He was like, that's really good. That's a good idea Let me get my supervisor and he went and got a guy with a bigger cowboy hat No, this is seriously part of the story. No, it's part of the story and then he saw it. He was like, that's the sickest shit

Let me get the head honcho and the guy with the biggest fucking He put 40k down on it, which was the first run of magic the gathering which was like 2 2 million cards or whatever Hmm, and they sold it at gen con the next year That's when they unveiled it the the magic the gathering alpha packs Which are like the most valuable ones if you have an alpha pack now, you could open one for like 10 to 15k and uh The first day at gen con like the the cards didn't show up

And like but it helped build up hype because people were like what the fuck like they're all like, how do you play? And the first day at Gen Con, like the cards didn't show up. And like, but it helped build up hype because people were like, what the fuck? Like, they're all like, how do you play? What's it gonna be? So the second day when the Magic cards showed up, gamers were so excited that they were helping load the pallets off. They're like, let us help you.

Because they wanted the card so badly and they were buying all the cards and they're signing like paper receipts there and doing it. And they like sold all of their cards at Gen Con then they had Magic the Gathering their their beta run sold all and then the unlimited run sold all this made Wizards of the Coast huge Dungeons and Dragons which was made by TSR which ran Gen Con actually started to go bankrupt and Magic the Gathering was so

successful that in like this weird turn of events like a circle of life type thing they bought TSR and they saved Dungeons and Dragons from financial ruin by actually buying it. Magic saved Dungeons and Dragons? Dungeons and Dragons like basically like made magic and magic saved Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons like basically like made magic and magic save Dungeons and Dragons in the end. And Wizards of the Coast obviously is so huge. Magic became such a big time thing. And what's really crazy was like Magic the Gathering was like, you know, it was all

like fantasy and like I used to just read the flavor text and look at the cards and thought they were so cool. Yeah, dude, the they were so cool. Yeah. The art is so good. Yeah. And I never had any idea about what it was, but people were like touchy about the art because like magic, the gatherings, not like fortnight, bro. You know, like magic is magic.

But then they, they made, they introduced like secret lairs. So they had like walking dead cards that they added to magic and People lost their shit because like not only is it fucking with like the magic lore when your favorite magic character is having interactions with like Optimus Prime and some shit, but like The problem was like when they introduced secret lair walking dead cards There was like a Negan card or a Darrell D Dixon card. And those cards had powers that are exclusive to those cards. Whereas in the past, anytime that they did like a different skin or an aesthetic change. Exactly. You were never pay walled. So now if you wanted this ability for your deck, you had to buy a Daryl Dixon card,

which they're super limited. I didn't know they did this. Yeah. People were really pissed about it. The whole point of a keyword is it's like distributed amongst the set. Usually every set has a keyword or two that's new and novel, keeps the game exciting. So like a keyword would be like a like trample. Like if you have a creature that has two defense and I have a creature that has 10 attack and you block my attack, if I don't

have trample, I just kill you and you don't take any life damage. If I have the keyword trample, it means that my card now has the ability to kill yours and then all the remaining damage pours over onto your life. And so it's like a, it's a beneficial thing. So like if you like one example of an effect, but it could even be it could be like a theme or something thematic like like there's like a dwarf one. There's like a there's a deck that's like this. The synergy is dwarves. And so there will be one card that says something like

play any dwarf card you have in your hand and there is no mana cost. And so the point of like integrated within this new deck is like a dwarf meta that you can make if you truly want to. And you can like lean into that with other cards that support it somehow. It's like what Magic did was like, they're like, oh, you like Call of Duty? Well, if you want to use the M4, you have to buy Nicki Minaj. She comes at the M4. So the only way to get the M4 is you have to buy the Nicki Minaj skin to use the M4 you have to like

It's like and there's no other way to get it. Like so they kind of pay walled it, which is so fucking lame, right? unfortunately Gamers ate that shit up and they bought the fucking secret lair thing like crazy. So And what's really crazy is magic's been around for 30 years from the years 2016 to 2020 the amount of magic players So, um, and what's really crazy is magic's been around for 30 years from the years, 2016 to 2020, the amount of magic players doubled in that four year period. And this was all like due to the secret lair shit and excitement and stuff like that. Um, I do not have a deck.

I have like this and a couple other in a strat things. And I have like a three booster thing that I haven't opened. You don't have any decks, like any physical. No, I never, no, I never played it before or anything like that. Like you gotta get empty. We texted about it. You gotta get MTG arena.

I'm all over it. I played this because I've been playing the shit out of arena. I'm now like, oh, I understand the game. Okay. Well then I know I'll get your like player code or whatever after this and I'll, I haven't played arena in a long time, but I'll, I'll play you in it. I'm like, I don't understand how the fuck you could play this game. Cause sometimes it'll be like, uh, this card, your target

gets plus two, uh, plus two, plus two in the event that they're a flying creature enters the game. If blocking or block target has a copy card in your opponent's graveyard, then this character gets plus three plus three. And I'm just like, what the fuck are you talking about? Then I play the card for like 10 mathematical things. And I'm like, it's alive. We're losing you a little bit Harley. And it, oh, now we can say, say some of that again. I was literally in my head. I'm like, we're finally talking about like magic or something and he's fucking breaking up. I'm like, yeah, there's a lot of contingencies to know.

You have to know the right contingencies and the mathematical calculations that happen to some of the contingencies. And what I happen to find extremely appealing about magic is how broken the game can be when you play a certain card. Yes. Now, like, it's the type of thing that like, if I didn't know this through the app and someone played a card and they're like, Oh yeah, this card. So I take that guy off your plate and now my guy These two guys get plus 10 defense plus 10 offense plus 10 defense, but I'd be like hold on stop stop

What the fuck are you doing, bro? Hold on? Yeah, I'm sure it's not all that but no like some cards are literally like Yeah, no, like like I was playing a game of magic and I knew I'm using just the pre-made deck the pre Okay, the decks that they gave me. I haven't messed around yet. I'm just still learning. And I'm playing this guy who I could tell isn't using the pre-con decks because I could tell some of the cards are different and all that. And we get to a point where I have 46 health.

He has five angel deck. Probably he has five health. And I'm like, I think it's, I think this is supposed, I think he, I think I'm walking into a trap. It's like, the guy has like, he has like, he bought, like he spent money in the game on arena. I haven't spent money. He has a pet walking around over there. He has like a f*****g special avatar. I don't have, I have so much health. I'm like, there's no way I'm about to beat this guy 50 nothing. So I'm like, something's up here and I see he's like, he's doing these moves or whatever. He's like exiling his own cards. He's like,

he's like putting his own cards in the graveyard. We get down. It's like, it's like business. It's like 46 to 50. We okay. Necromancy thing, right? Dude. And then he plays this card. I have one healing lifelink one one attack character. That's like a bird. Just like a bird. I have that.

And now all of a sudden he plays a card. Every card in his graveyard and every card on my graveyard is now on his side. And they all have plus extra damage chips and stuff. So I have this one bird and he has literally like I have to like scroll the screen left and right to see all of his cards and they're all ready to attack my bird is tapped. Like, like 46 health, he has five health. And like he goes all attack and the damage is like 23. Yep. And it's like

life linked to him. So he's like, I'm like, my one bird. So I'm like, I go to fly. He lets it attack. It goes and I hit him and I get one health. And then he's like all attack again. Like you put two rounds before I'm like, good game. Good. You never want to send a premature good game and magic. Cause like if there, if someone's sending their own creatures to their graveyard, like you better hope you have a way to exile that graveyard and get it out of the game. That's what I like about magic is that like,

everything is so unfair that nothing's unfair. Like they don't have the pretense of like, oh, well, unless a card goes bananas and is just clearly just ruining the meta, they won't ban it. Like so many cards are OP that they, like there was a card that was like meta in blue for a long time that like you could borderline play.

If you set up the right combo, you could play this card that like costed seven, that was like take an extra turn after this one. And then there were other cards that's like mimic or duplicate every spell you play when you pay this mana combination with it. And then you could like infant, like make that infinite. And so like they'd hit this combo and it'd be like,

all right, well, I'm just gonna resign cause I'm not gonna sit here while you take infinite turns and like- Do you remember Win well, I'm just gonna resign because I'm not gonna sit here while you take infinite turns and like- You remember Winona, joiner of forces? I remember Winona, Winota. Yeah, I remember Winota when you got into it with me and I was like, this is gonna be great. Kyle and Chiz are gonna play magic with me.

And then immediately both of them were online. Like, what is the most powerful deck I can make right now in standard? Oh, Winota, this like borderline busted car And like and now it's not even a scene is that strong. Well, they banned it Are they I don't remember if they banned it or if they changed some game text or something on it Maybe maybe they did from the red letters. Nothing like it was a thing. Yeah, so strong if I remember correct. Let me see it's it was

Winota me see it's it was we know that whenever a non human, whenever a non human creature you control attacks, look at the top six cards of your library, you may put a human creature card from among them into the battlefield tapped and attacking it gains indestructible until the end of the turn, put the rest of the cards on the bottom of your library in a random order So basically whenever you got your back card out You you're just praying to find that one and then you have to set it up a little bit But then you like flip flip flip flip flip get out six cards and you play like four Attacking cards that were indestructible along with Winota at the same time. It was a cool knockout blow. It's just a nasty deck. It's very cool. I like playing red too. I like playing just like burn deck. Just simple burn

deck that's trying to run through their turns before they can get you. I had too much money on that game. And then I got disillusioned when I realized that it's just like, we're all playing with these cards that we buy from them for money and they're not even real cards and they just changed the rules to make us buy more cards and we don't get anything when we win. I told you guys to spend less money and to just like grind up and enjoy the path there.

And then you go on the ladder and people stomp your asshole in and you're trying to be competitive at the game, but this guy had $5 that I didn't have, so he beats me. It's like, well, I got $5. And then it goes from there until, you know, you want to win. So you want a good deck. And that's fair. But like, I remember Harley in like 2000, because where I learned to play Magic was Gen Con 2006. I went with a friend. His dad took us. Because I was 15.

That's like ground zero of magic's existence. It was incredible. Like we were there to play the Lord of the Rings trading card game, which deciphered the company that made that was like going out of business. So it was going to be the last big tournament of it. And that was a bunch of fun. And after that wrapped up one day, literally what you said, a game you can play after they finished their game.

I went over cause my buddy was like, he got to try magic, theing. And I'm like, all right, sounds cool. Like I'll, I'm all in. I had so much fun at Gen Con. I loved it. And this like really nice black guy was in the magic section and he taught me Magic the Gathering. Well, he, my friend had taught me more, but like this guy was the only non-friend of mine who was like, yeah, I'll play whoever. And then like, uh, he beat me pretty handily, but I could tell he wasn't, wasn't like, uh, like clowning on me or anything. But I had a whole deck. I had a physical deck in like 2006 or seven where it like plays into that whole, everything's

overpowered. There were only two creatures in the entire deck, a zero cost, zero two artifact creature. And I had a million ways to cheat that onto the field, turn one, and then a bunch of cards where it was like sacrifice a creature and then reveal cards from your library until you find another creature and then put it in for free. And the other creature I had was progenitus,, master of the world or something. And part of his game text is protection from everything. And so if someone was like, I'm going to do this to it, it's like, no, that follows that falls under everything.

I tear your fucking card. I didn't work for that, did it? So like when it actually like when the combo went off, it was like, yes, this is so cool. No, I can't get back into that. I like so much. I want more games that are built around Dungeons and Dragons like Baldur's Gate. Like I like Baldur's Gate and its story. But what I really like is the Dungeons and Dragons system of play, the rules set, the five E. Is that what it is? Whatever that is. I like that. That's what I like. Again, love the story Baldur's Gate,

but I would love to see that system of play applied to every RPG ever. Like it's all I want to, I want to play a Lord of the Rings RPG, so bad built on the Baldur's Gate system where we play a party of four, you have the four main characters, you know, Aragorn Gimli and and Legolas and then maybe if you pick who the fourth is probably need Frodo with you or Something and then like you know based on that system. That's already there. You just give a hobbits

I don't know gnomes or halflings stats, but it would be so fun to me to roleplay through that I always think that whenever we find a new game that has really good bones, that what I really want is a Lord of the Rings flesh on these bones. Like when we play Total War, Warhammer, I'm like, man, this is fun. But you imagine Helm's Deep and like orcs versus like 50 elves and 500 men, like that'd be sick if we had more of the characters. Total War would be awesome. Yeah. I love Lord of the Rings like mythology and characters so much that I want that on that mechanical gaming system of Dungeons and Dragons. But Dungeons and Dragons is great to do anything. I watched the community episode where they play Dungeons

and Dragons. It's amazing. That was so good. If you haven't seen that, I highly recommend it. Chevy Chase comes through and there's a thing. There's amazing. That was so good. If you haven't seen that I highly recommend it Chevy There's a thing called Pathfinder that's kind of like Dungeons and Dragons And I was doing it. It's like I think it was card based like you have a get a deck of cards instead of rolling a dice Hmm, and they have the thing like that, but you could still do it But the reason why I liked it was they they had their character creation recipes was very interesting. Like their character creation recipes and skills were something like...

So you can make a character that has like an ability, a weapon in the game called like a laser sword. So you have a laser sword. Your character can be like a monk mage, which means he's good at hand to hand but he has some like magical abilities. You could have a pet as an option and your pet is a copy of you, except half of your stats and whatever you do the pet does as well. And so people like make that a Jedi and a padawan. So now you have a Jedi and a padawan and like built into the game. And And then like there's other things like for example, like you could look up like Indiana Jones like your guys are good at travel, driving and piloting planes. That's where good mods come in sometimes too.

Yeah. And like I, what I really want though is the whole story to be fleshed out. Like I want Theoden to be there to be voiced sounding like Fahedin ought to sound and everything. Because in Baldur's Gate, I've played as Darth Vader before. I've done a run through as Darth Vader, force choking people and like they pull out a dagger and I'm like, boom, pull out my lightsaber, just cut him in half. But like, I need the whole game to recognize that I'm Baldur's Gate, that I'm Darth Vader. They're still treat me like I'm Gale Gale is snail. I have a run in Gale right to let him die right away at the beginning

never pulled him out of the hole, but at his hand off the the the thing with like like a That whole concept of knowing that you're Darth Vader, which is really interesting, is that I saw one of these Chinese games implemented AI in the teammates. So the teammates, and I know Skyrim kind of had this going on for a bit, but this was really interesting,

was the guy was playing with AI teammates, and he was saying to his teammates, and there's a video for it, he was like, you know, he was saying to his teammates, and there's like a video for it. He's like, he's like, yo, alpha, go to the second floor, clear that Bravo, go to the door on the side, open and flashback. And he's like, got it. And that's cool. But what was really cool was when he was like, Bravo, shoot alpha. And he was like negative, no friendly fire. And he was like, okay, snake mode. And they're

like stealth engaged, and they lie on the ground. Like they knew you could say things to them and they understood contextually like what it meant. Like you could talk to your teammates. And what I thought would be so cool about that is if you played a game where like you were like, like it's like, it's a two, it's you and you have a teammate and like you're there and like you know like maybe you start off and it's like a military and

your teammates like our first mission I remember my first mission yeah so were you the cool kid in high school and then you're like no I was kind of I was kind of gay in high school I don't know I got bullied a lot but you know and it's like so would you sign why'd you sign up to the service and you're're like, Oh, cause whatever, blah, blah, blah. And then at the end of the game, maybe this guy ends up being the bad guy. And he's like beef, you know, he's like, huh, must remind you like back in high school when you used to get, and like you said to him, and it's like a personal connection that you've invested with this like computer character, but it like could the results could be so endless.

Did you ever play so calm Navy Seals to that in like 2002 2003 on PlayStation? Probably my top favorite guys ever. So come on to three. So fucking sick. 2002 game. You had voice command for your teammates. You could voice command the the AI teammates in that game. It was alpha Did it work? Well Bravo engage it works perfectly. It was insane I think you could tell the class grenades and stuff too. Like like it was a little so there were some like can lines It was listening for yeah. Yeah, you couldn't be like hey Pete I need you to run around the side of the building hop on that car and then go You literally say like you like alpha or Bravo and and check the bag out. You literally say like alpha or Bravo,

and those are the two teams, or you'll say like team. So it's like of those three. And then like the next thing will be like move to stealth to run to or Bravo, set up Overwatch at Zulu. And you can put like a point down that would be Zulu and they'll go on Zulu stand there and they'll Overwatch and it's cool because they'll be like, they'll be like, we're on Overwatch and that game was so fucking sick. 23 years ago.

It was like one of the characters is, was like the translator. So you'll be there and the guys are all like, oh, the Americans are coming for the hostage. We must have whatever. But if your guy got killed earlier, you get there, that part they're speaking Arabic. You don't know, because your translating teammate died. And this is just like so old school.

And the game had one of the best systems. It was a weight-based system. So, and this carried over to online. So if I wanted to have like a sniper rifle 50 cal with a thermal scope on it, and I wanted to have like a deagle, and I wanted to have four grenades and four smokes and but blah, blah, blah, you had all that. But you were like, slower. And it was such a nice trade off. So like you would sometimes be like, Okay, we're gonna be

fast MP fives with silencers and like one grenade, one flashbang, your guys are like super fast and quiet. And it's like, just like a system that never really carried over moving forward. But I played the shit out of those games online. I loved it so much. I had the PlayStation Network Adapter and I was like absolutely so fucking hyped about it.

I thought it was the sickest shit. I told them, and no one had the PlayStation PlayStation Network adapter back in the day. No one played in your fucking PlayStation. It looked ridiculous. I had it didn't work well. But what are you playing now Harley? I do I do play Magic arena now. I'm playing in Zoey I'm definitely going to create you guys after this. I should have done it beforehand. That would have been something I do. I was

I got caught up on the Sims 2. I remembered making like, um, what's his name from usual suspects, the guy Kevin spacey, Kevin spacey. What's the, uh, Kaiser. So I remember having Kaiser. So say in the Sims 2 and like building his mansion and doing all these things. And like, I absolutely loved the game. It was so fun. Uh, my buddies would come over there these things. And like, I absolutely loved the game. It was so fun. My buddies would come over there. I'd be like, what do you game? And I'd be like, half life, you?

But like really I'm playing Sims 2. Yeah. The pets DLC. Really you're angling for a promotion. It's in Sims 2. The Bob guys are so say, they want a promotion from me But like I love that so I'm playing enjoy I downloaded repo and I tried it a bunch It's like where you try and steal things You're stealing things that you're carrying it out and it's for players and like sometimes it takes two of you to carry something and

Everything you bash it into it loses value So it's like funny cuz you and your dumb friends are like banging shit on the walls like yo be chill slowly slowly but then like ghosts are attacking you. I downloaded schedule one but I haven't played yet that's the weed selling game that's oh my friend I have a couple friends who have been telling me that's a ton of fun and it's schedule it seems like the entire game like I had him stream it on Discord the other night. He's like, bro, you got to like give this shot. It's a lot of fun. And then I watched him play for a little bit.

And it has that like silly, like low effort polygonal like looks like Richard. Like, yeah, like even lower effort than that. And it's but that doesn't matter because that's not what the game's about. And he was just talking about his level ups. And he's like, yeah, dude, I, uh, this is my apartment right now. I'm selling weed out of it. And he's like, it's messy because it included a lady who would come by and clean it. But I'm like, why the fuck do I need that? So I fired her to save a little money. So just a filthy drug den. And he's like, if I like level up again and I sell some more, I can graduate to meth and then I can sell meth instead of weed. And so I

haven't checked with them. I think after meth, you get to sell heroin, but like kind of an open world or see it looked like an open world. I don't know all the quests and everything, but you're just trying to run a drug empire, sell as much weed or meth or whatever it may be, and like build a network of people, whether they're above you, providing to you like your plug, or it's below you like a, you know, addict consumer on the street. Didn't jump out at me as like something I want to play, but he did say it was fun. Yeah, I watched people play it. It's like also something that I wouldn't have really been excited about but it looks like I watched people played

I'm like, oh I could see how you can get caught up in this I did install a battlefield 2042 again Because they had an event recently and because battlefield 6 is coming out and I'm a huge battlefield fan and I'm playing it I got this laptop here while I'm here in Florida and like it's like, such a fun like there's no game like battlefield. Only battlefield does battlefield where it's like, I feel inconsequential though. Like you mean it's not a good thing. No, I in battlefield, I feel

inconsequential as a player. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that's why when you do something Like pilot a chopper. Mm-hmm and become the guy like you really are him Shit if I can fly a chopper in battlefield, I'll be playing battlefield. You think you can fly a chopper? Like what I do like in battlefield like for example like a perfect thing cuz you're right like you're Inconsequential and like this is why like a good squad could change things Well like battlefield like a lot of people like really discount smokes and I always I like to be a medic and I'm always like epic heal time around and the empty room he's in.

But you guys remember 2013? Danger. 2013, no one. But I'm like, like, and I like, the team will be losing and I'll come into a room and it's like a losing match and I'll like get on the comms and I'll be like, yo, we're going to smoke out this whole ridge here up to alpha. We're going to take it and then we're going to smoke to B. So when you die, get smokes, bring out smokes, let's go smokes. And then like, you don't really get confirmations

from people and stuff, but you'll see the actions and smoke start getting popped there. And now we're all running and it's like, Oh, we're doing something that is like that much more effort than like 90% of the other team. And then that shift stuff. And like this happens, like I love I love a hell let loose and squad. I like these games because like, let me interrupt you. I want to get into squat. Like I keep watching squat. And I feel like that's what like the people who are my age who used to be called duty kids, like squads the next step. It's the old call of duty.

You get real no you get real military guys in there. I know. like squads the next step. It's the old man call of duty. You get real, no, you get real military guys in there. I know. And I like that. And, but the thing for me is like, I'm not like, I, I, I, like, you know, I spent a lot of time like running a team, leading a team in my work life. And sometimes I'm with people and they're like,

they'll look at me and they'll be like, oh, sometimes cause you're allowed is to guide the book. What should we do? Where do you want to go? Like, you know, you have to like make decisions and so when I boot up the game I'm like, I just want to be a stupid fucking grunt Tell me what I want. I want like someone to tell me what to do and more often than not About halfway through I'm just like so it's gotta be me Later on my guard guys

Standing on a pile of bodies waving the maple leaf. Those that don't know, I don't know if you know, Woody squad is fucking borderline military simulator in the tactics, the team sizes, the scenarios even. They often do like Iraqis versus coalition You know and and they'll be in the city and you got to go into the city and get them or vice versa And it looks the gunplay and everything reminds me a little bit of a Tarkov But even more hardcore maybe like if it seems like like the saw just doesn't have any recoil because it doesn't Saws don't have recoil. They just sit there like laser beams, killing things.

Um, looks fun to me, but I definitely need somebody to hold my goddamn hand because I don't think you want to jump into that by yourself. I bet you'll get it now. What's the, what's the team sizes like, like, like in squad? It depends. It depends like on what the game is, but they go really high. I thought they were like, uh, like a hundred people. I thought there were like like a hundred people. I thought it's like a hundred people in there. Yeah so the reason that appeals to me over

Battlefield because they both have like these big battles and everything is that in squad there is always every video I've ever seen. Let me say that because I've never played squad maybe once or twice but every video I've ever seen there's a command structure and there's a plan and there are like People below whoever's calling the shots who have called the shots before and they've got like squads and it's it feels very much Like real life it does. I mean people will shoot the shit a little bit But there's a lot of people talking army talk like you know what I mean? Like and it's very much business, uh and not play at the time. They're actual military dudes. I shared this video from this guy, Moidog.

It's a one hour video, but what's cool is he has a server and he does a drone shot. He flies over and you could see a big picture of what it is. It's cool because it's like they're like real like you might see like the Australia military versus Canadian Armed Forces in like a war exercise thing and it's like how would play out but they all limited to their camos and their guns and their vehicles and stuff like that and this guy is like a great job of like flying around and like the graphics looks so sick from like the air when you're watching it Because it's like I've watched these before this is how I know about the game mostly is this guy's videos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're awesome They're really that appeals to me a ton you see because I feel like we're all working together

we're being serious about what we're doing like one of the things like I'm okay being if we're gonna play a silly game and we'll all be silly in the silly game, but if we're gonna play the serious game, I don't want anybody being silly because I'm not being silly. I'm trying, aren't you? Because if not, what the fuck are you doing here? That's my attitude. Like if we're gonna like run a four man Tarkov or something, or if we're gonna agree to do

150 hour Baldur's Gate playthrough, you better mean it. I play Valorant sometimes and I I've gone up to Valorant, and I don't normally get on the microphone. So I get into Valorant, and this happened not that long ago. As I get in there, and I'm in the room, and this kid's like, all right, guys, so let's rush bombsite A. And this other guy's like, oh, yeah,

we're gonna rush bombsite A, you fucking loser. Shut up, bro, are you gay? And then I get on the mic, and I'm like, yo, dude, you shut the fuck up. OK, I'm sitting here. I don't have much time to game right now. When I game, I want to win. I'm sure you're here because you want to win. Also, he's showing some balls.

He's got orders for us. He's got a strategy. And unless you got something better, shut the fuck up and listen. And like sometimes when you come in with like that attitude and energy, like like teacher voice. Exactly. I was attitude and energy, like, like teacher voice. Exactly. I was gonna say you sound like a teacher. Yeah, they're literally like, and they stop. You know, hardly thought right? Yeah, yeah. You know, there's a lot of people on the see Harley coming like, at my school, we

knew the substitutes, they had the same lineup, I know that I'd be praying like, we got the big guy. the substitutes, they had the same lineup. I know that I'd be praying like, oh, I think we got the big guy. Oh, I hope. I used to do that in Cod, like provide a little leadership. You know, our guys were pushing here, whatever. And people would line up.

And like you said, you know, they didn't always reply, but sure enough, you see it in their actions. Like in the end, the team gets a little coordinated. Not always, but often. Yeah, most people want that. Most people want that. They've been playing that mindless Cod all day and to hear that there's a mission to do now, it's just like a single player. Like when some NPC is like,

Hey, I've lost my grandfather's hammer, adventurer. Would you explore the shithole over there? I fell and wanted the latrines. And you'll be like, actually, yeah, I was looking at something to do. I'll dig through your grandfather's hammer. you just want something to do some orders, discipline, some, some, some, some structure. And so like somebody tells me to do something in the game. I'm like, yeah, how you want me to do it? I'm happy to be part of this team. Yeah, working together is my favorite part of gaming. That's very true. It's more satisfying to get a win when you had a plan going in, even if maybe you would have won without the plan. Do you ever have any AOE, like hammer anvil moments?

What I mean by that, in those games, you'll have, your anvil will be some infantry up front who's like stopped the enemy, but in from behind comes a cavalry charge to hammer anvil. And that kind of motion is just a, you know, if you could imagine. You'll do that. It has to be like pretty quick because it's real time strategy. Yeah. But usually like it'll be something like, all right, you're the flank player, which means you're further on the outside than me. I'm the pocket player. And so, you know, I need to make sure you're going

archers and I'm going heavy cavalry because it's going to be easier for you to get to the battlefield and easier for me to be responsive. Whether it's you or someone else on the battlefield that needs help, I can do that. And then it's very frustrating when someone just doesn't know what the fuck they're doing and like talk shit over chat. And because it's like text chat in AOE and it's an RTS, which means like every second you're typing a message to someone is a lot of time you're not clicking a million times and doing things and producing and this and that. And so I had this,

I had this like rude piece of shit just a couple days ago I was playing with and it was a 3v3 and I was the pocket player, which means I'm in the middle and the other two guys are on the outside and then they're obviously mirrored. The other team's mirrored to us. And what that means is it's their job to weather the initial storm of attacks from the other team's pocket or the other team's flank side players or to attack themselves. And it's my job to not fritter away time and boom up my eco so that by the time they've weathered the storm or done their own little attack, I can show up a bit later with a huge meaningful army and shove them back wherever it is. And

this guy on my left flank was being a fucking cunt retard and not playing well at all. I believe you. Yeah, he was. I'm sorry. He was saying, and the guy on my right flank was playing correctly, doing a good job. And the guy on the left was like, I'm being attacked. Pocket noob, pocket no help.

Pocket noob, you suck. And I'm like, calm down. Shut the fuck up. And it bleeps any mean word. And so you have to, in the chat, you have to calm down, like shut the fuck up. Like, and it bleeps any mean word. And so half you have to like in the chat, you have to be like, you scoundrel, like just around it. And like me, I was yellow. Red was being the con.

Purple was my boy doing his job. And I realized as soon as I hit my like max army amount or not max, because I would take forever and I would have left Them to die. But once I hit a sufficient amount I was like I got to pick a direction here that we can like almost roll over our Opponents hopefully and just destroy them before they can rebuild or do anything And so I'm like I'm obviously picking that I'm gonna help purple like fuck red He's being a douchebag and I looked at his I looked at his base

He had seven idle villagers, no farming eco, and so I'm like, even if I save this guy, there's no benefit because he's a million years from being able to meaningfully produce army. Meanwhile, my other flank's doing a good job. And so like I sweep in, crush the enemies that are attacking Purple, and then Purple and I together, clean sweep one and a half bases until the other team resigns because

it's become clear like I've killed so many other villagers. I've killed so much of their shit. They can't rebuild from it. It's an impossibility. And afterward we want red is like chatting and being like pocket noob pocket. You suck. He goes he's like a thousand or nine hundred and fifty elo player and I'm over 1400, which is significantly better than him. And he's like, how you 1400 Elo you suck pocket noob. And I'm like, I was the top score of all six of us. Like I was the number one score in the whole game.

You're the one who. I don't know, man. You sound like a pocket noob. This is some pocket noob. No, no, actually no. Yeah. No. I mean, if I was Zach, I could be next to you right now.

Oh, no, no, don't you fucking tell you fucking. But gamers are fucking. I had his villager, Max was 30, which is pathetic. His zero score. Next to his name, that then I was like, like usually those games, the way it goes. No, no, no. Usually those games, the way it goes, no! Usually those games, the way it goes is everyone's like,

good job, you did a great job. And Red was like, yellow pocket noob, no help. He left me, he not help at all. And then purple chimes in and he's like, well, yeah, yellow was helping me, cause I was more set up. And Red's like, you both noob, you both. And meanwhile, he was like, me like because I was more set up and Red's like you both noob you both.

And meanwhile he was like of the six people in the game I'm far and away the highest score purple second red is at the bottom and he's like everyone knew but me like I just I was I was like literally like going to bed that night I'm like I'm not a fucking pocket noob like just into bed that night. I'm like, I'm not a fucking pocket noob. Like, is it right there? Yeah. Well, let's fucking change that. No, not no. That does happen. The, the, the nice constructed strategies when they come to a head are very satisfying in any game. Did you see dust blood, the new from soft title they announced today? Oh yeah. I, uh, I, I saw it it was announced but I didn't click anything but these are the guys that did

Elden ring. Yeah I Did I tell you my hot take on Elden ring? Not sure. Oh I think I think it's a good game. I Do remember this hot take? Yes. Yeah, risky territory. Yeah, is there a but there I think it's a good game. I do remember this hot take. Yes. Yeah, it's risky territory. Is there a but there? I was waiting for a but no, no, no.

I think it's not a popular game. You don't hear anybody like singing its praises ever. I didn't I don't know if it ever won game of the year or anything like that or any rewards. That's my point. Is that like I think Eldering is a good game, but like, let's calm down now. Is this really gonna drag Woody back to Twitch and have him streaming again? Like, I don't know if it's that fucking good. Think so.

Now he's into all the souls. That one. I well, you know, I have a beautiful connection to Bloodborne. Because when I played Bloodborne, that was the one where I was like, oh, I understand Dark Souls and Demon's Souls now. It showed me the loop properly. I played Dark Souls and Demon's Souls and I was like, I don't like these games. I don't think they play good. I don't think they look good. I don't know. Everyone's, everyone's retarded and I'm chill. And then I played Bloodborne. I was like, oh, I get it now.

I understand that and I like it. But then I have this deeper connection to Sekiro because I hate the constant rolling. I think it looks, I think it looks like it really takes me out when the whole concept is like every fight you have to be like, huh, and roll and roll and roll. It's like it's not nice looking.

It's not everything is so beautiful. But then I'm playing the boss as if it's like a Super Nintendo game where I roll everywhere. And Sekiro was deflection based. So it looks much more real when the guy goes to hit you and you like deflect the sword away. That in my brain looks cool or in Sifu and I know it's not a souls like game but in Sifu when you're dodging he stands there and like dodges the punches as they come in it looks all cool and if it's just it's the constant rolling that takes me out of it

maybe also add it to the fact that I'm not that good at it I'm sure that plays a part also the fact that I'm not that good at it. I'm sure that plays a part also. Sakura, you beat that game? No, I got very far in Sekiro. I also I got pretty far in Bloodborne. Sekiro I got to the bad the guy, the first guy that kills you at the beginning of the game. I beat his first form. So like I'm fighting his second form there. Yeah. Like in that temple up there. So I beat the girl Lady Butterfly and all that shit.

I had to go back to the game three times and I got far. But I like that. And then I was like, maybe I'm just a shit gamer. But I played. I went back and I played Ninja Gaiden, which I used to love. And I was fucking that game up. And I'm like, Oh, I'm a better gamer now than I was as a kid. Definitely.

Well, for sure. But yeah. So like, I think this game, this sort of, I'm excited for this. Uh, is this a, oh yeah, this game I watched people play this game like crazy. I haven't played it myself, but yeah, this is sick. This game on dustborn it's a to exclusive, and it has me boiling. Wait, I did not know that's a switch to exclusive. Yeah, switch to that part. Yeah, it's a switch to exclusive.

And I'm like, fuck from soft. Fuck your game. Fuck it. Like, I'm ready for someone to take from soft title from them. I'm no longer loyal from soft. Let's talk switch to is the how is it even a what is what is from something that good from soft? Big Elden Ring and then Dark Souls and it's sort of the king

of the souls like genre. I don't know my history that well, but I guess is it like Oblivion or something that was the predecessor to from softs being the king of this sort of space and they made a bad game from soft came in made a great game and now they've been the champions for I don't know 15 years and making it up okay and I'm like ready for someone else to take this title if these guys are gonna make a game like every three years and half of them are gonna be exclusives like Bloodborne was a PlayStation exclusive, Duskblood is a Switch 2 exclusive, then I'm like, eh, fuck you. Like, I'm annoyed

with that. Switch 2 exclusive is just like, like the Switch 2 is not particularly powerful, is it? Oh, there's a loose switch? I think stretch. Yes. And you've got a mouse. One hundred and twenty FPS. Oh, is it? OK. I saw it was four hundred fifty dollars and the games were eighty bucks. Pop. And everybody seems to have a meltdown. He says four K one twenty. Goddamn. Yeah, that's great.

I'm scared. Five hundred dollars. Well, the game is being eighty a pop is the thing. Yeah, but like, I feel like Nintendo is cheaper than the other ones. Like, wasn't the switch cheaper than the concurrent PlayStation and Xbox at the time? Well, they're competing with the steam thing now. Like at that price point and that price for game you're completing. You're competing with Steam Deck. Pricing in games is weird.

Like, $80 for a good game is dirt cheap, but $80 for a bad game is really expensive. Yes You don't know until afterwards Mario Kart isn't where is it $80 game to me Elden Rings an $80 isn't you said is not and to me it's an it You almost need to be an RPG or an open world sandbox forever game like GTA six for most people. I don't know what rock star is going to charge for GTA six. Everybody's holding their breath. I'm not going to storm that beach. I'm going to let it come out first. I'm going to see if it looks as good as GTA five. What are you talking about? You can see the tech demos. It's amazing. They spend two billion. They

spend as much money on that as a stealth bomber. I've literally only seen the GTA content you've sent me and that was like a cinematic trailer. And so I didn't. I've heard that elsewhere. Two billion. Yeah, they spent $2 billion on GTA six. Oh, where do you see 4k? I'm seeing 1080p 120 hertz. Oh, I was reading what Zach wrote there. So that's my source. Supports variable refresh rate HDR 10 to USB-C ports, 7.9 inch screen, which is quite big

and comes with a dock. I love my Steam Deck. So the day I got my Steam Deck, I never touched my Switch again. And I loved my Switch. and I loved my Switch. I really enjoyed my Switch. Okay, so this was just different reports. Yeah, no, he fact shared something here that says it does 4K at 120, which is from GameSpot. Which is kind of- Do it at the same time, I wonder.

Yeah, that's a good point. And which games does it do? No, 4K is fixed at 60 frames. Okay. And I'm also like, Shucks, 120 frames. The PlayStation could do that, right? But it seems like a lot of the games don't do that, probably because it can only do it with the simplest cartoon games. I would imagine that switch has never appealed to me anyway.

It seems first of all, I don't have the use case. It seems like it's meant for someone who's like, I don't know, commuting and they like sit on a train. They have downtime where they don't have access to a PC. Or a game console. It's good when you have company. It's literally two-edged. Like that's the only video.

Like we're all gathered around this hand-hold. No, because you plug it in the housing and then like a game like Mario Kart can be fun for everyone to sit around and play. There are no games on my PC or Xbox or play PlayStation, but like there's no other way that you can like play socially like Mario. Yeah, you could play Jackbox like on your phone. But all right. Well, then we've come full circle now. Now it's a console and not a hand.

We're using the console part, not the hand. I've never really used. I have. I've never used for a handheld, though, is what I'm saying. Yeah. Are you ever fishing? You never use it as a console and not a hand. We're using the console part, not the hand. I've never really used, I have, I've never used a handheld. That was what I'm saying. Yeah. You never use it as a handheld. I pretty much only use the switch. Even my girlfriend who was playing Pokemon Scarlet,

like she never played it on the handheld. Like it was plugged into the TV sat in the housing and then playing it with like one of those. The switch was huge. Switch was huge during pandemic for me. when I'm like playing Xbox on the TV and she's animal crossing on the switch. And then like, Oh, her show comes on. She goes on the TV and like, I'm taking the switch. Like, and that's where it was great. I I've traveled enough. I'll be honest with you, like for the cost at

my big ass age, if, age, if like in the existence, if I only flew like on six flights, I'll fucking take the switch for 50 bucks a flight at that point to have a video game thing with me. That's pretty fucking sweet. Like I'll do it. I thought Metroid, the 2D Metroid was such a sick ass game. Animal Crossing was my first time with Animal Crossing and it was great.

I've played some cool games on it, it's awesome. As soon as the Steam Deck came out and I got the Steam Deck as a gift, I did not, and not even because I didn't want to, I had Zelda 2 there. I never even took it out of the plastic. The reason why the Steam Deck is so sick is because I have a library of games.

So not every console do you get and it comes with a library of games. So if someone's there and they're a PC gamer and they're like, hmm, should I get a switch? No, you should get a Steam Deck because you have a library of games. And the reason why that's a good thing is because now when you get your Steam Deck, you have hundreds of games. And I know what you're thinking that you're like, Oh, I'll play maybe Elden Ring, which is the most played game on Steam Deck. But like, that's not necessarily the beauty of it. The beauty of the Steam Deck was at some point in 2014, my stoned ass bought Max Pain 3 and never played it.

I booted up Max Pain 3 and I was like like, oh I wish it's 2013 or whatever 2015 So I'm like, I wish this game was open world. I'm thinking some gay shit. It's like back in the day I don't know. I'm fucking tired of open world games now But if I sat down in my desktop and started playing Max Payne 3 it'd be like bro What's wrong with you the fuck you doing playing Max Payne 3 on your big-ass computer? But if I'm on the plane or I'm on the couch and my girlfriend's watching temptation Island and I take out the steam deck,

Max Payne three hits so fucking hard, straight up just a bald pissed off guy like, fuck these thugs. And you're like, you almost said it. I heard that pause, you almost said it No, that makes sense to me like my life where I felt a pk clip happened Fellas I I bet it runs well too. Fuck these fellas. I don't know the specs on the good Steam Deck, but like I bet Max Payne 3 runs pretty good

on it. It runs perfect. Like 60 frames like any game from 2014 runs on like ultra settings, like 60 frames. If not, like you mess around a little bit, then you have 45 frames, which is perfect in the handheld. I've played games even like newer shit. I played Helldivers on like the lowest settings, it looks like a Nintendo Switch game. But like it's still fun or funny. It has two touchpads, which are great

for precision. And it's a touchscreen. I don't know if the switch is a touchscreen. Yeah, it is for sure it is. And it has like a really good like, like so many games like it has it built in the pinch zooms and stuff like that. And I just got to like what I love about this team that because I got to go back through all my old games, all my old games that I've abandoned, that I bought from summer sales or or shit like that. And I thought I would never play them and I've got to go clean them up. Tomb Raider, like the old tomb Raiders and stuff like that. Like a games that like I thought were one thing.

And then like I didn't, I played like games like Warhammer rogue trader, which I probably wouldn't have played on computer like that. Pretty cool. It's a like CRPG, right? It's CRPG. It's like Baldur's Gate. It's the closest thing I played to Baldur's Gate, but like you'll feel limited in terms of options. Yeah. But story wise, it's really cool because there's certain things that like, like you'll get to a planet and it'll like, it'll be like all the people are dead. And then there's like a little note, like a little asterisk. And if you open up the menu, if you're confused or curious,

it'll be like all of these people are dead by the way, cause you went to two planets before this one, even though they told you that it was important to come here first. So then you're like, shit, what if I came here first? What other different options would there be? So there'll be like, Rogue Trader has a ton of like, oh, you chose that?

Here's a drastically different outcome from what you said. All right. I'll get on that next. Yeah, it's cool. I'm currently doing a four player like co-op of Baldur's Gate, and it's so frustrating to get our time schedules to match up. I can't. How do you do it? How do you even do it once? So like one of our guys owns his own business. So he can pretty much

make his own hours. The other guy, he works nine to five, but he's happy to give his evenings and his weekends. And the other guy has no excuse. He's just like, ah, I don't want to play every day. And it's like, what do you mean? What do you mean? We have to play 12 hours every day. Is that dirty dirty dirty. Oh yeah. And I've already got all this gate Baldur's gate. That's, that's, I played that 100% on Steam Deck. Oh, my Alders gate experience is a hundred percent on Steam Deck. And I went to my buddy's as he had it on PS five and he told his big ass TV.

And I was like, wow, that's beautiful. What a beautiful game. And it looks really good. It does look really good on Steam Deck, but I never, but it looks like fucking amazing on like, I'm sure a great computer or PS5 Pro or whatever. But like on the Steam Deck, it looks so much better than anything that's ever been on Switch.

You're gonna get a 5080 Harley. They ask me that constantly. A 5080 Harley they asked me that constantly a 5080 yeah I like I would love to this is what's good this is what's fucking really hurting me right now okay have you seen I think it's called this the Dow Jones Industrial Average yeah I've seen No, it's the the height y 70 XL. Have you seen this at Costco? No, I don't know what this is. Okay, the height y 70 XL, it's like at Costco. And it only it's so annoying because it has like a like a 4080 in it or whatever a 4070. But like it's this big ass fucking computer with like a touchscreen on the outside.

And it's like so big. It's like, oh, you know, this is for a fucking gooner to put like his like a little figure of his waifu inside the fucking the chamber or something. What is it called? I want to Google it. The height? H-E-I-G-H-T? Yeah.

Wait here. I put it in the chat. Yeah. Oh, if you could find the the at Costco, because you'll see the Costco, you'll see someone walking by it, Zach. And it has like you'll see like how big it is compared to a person. And it's like a big ass computer. And just the fact that they sell it at Costco is always cool. Because it's like, hey, dudes, you know, you can bring that back within 90 days. Yeah, you ever want a computer for a quarter of a year? Yeah, there, look at that. Bro, come on. What is the purpose of a computer that big? Like I said, I think it's for the

gooners that wants to put their like a waifu figure inside. Inside there. If they're a gooner, aren't they looking at pornography on the screen? Not like jacking off to a Japanese. You have your porn everywhere. You could stick it everywhere you want. I don't know. Even though I look and smell like one, I'm not a gooner. What is the use case for it if you're not a gooner who wants a statue of some lady named?. Do you have any idea how big the 6080 is going to be? It's like two books. You will be ready for any graphics card that you put in there. And it looks so easy to put it in. You just fucking open it up and... Yeah, it's a door. You walk in and then you...

Is it that big? It didn't look that big to me. No, no, you can't walk. Well, it's pretty, it's pretty. It certainly would not fit under my desk the way my computer very conveniently fits under my desk now. Google images and have a single like size. Did you see the Costco? Did you see when Zach pulled it up? It was on top of a stack of boxes.

I did. But then you should have a bitch walking by how stupid and small that bitch looks. She looks like a stupid. It was like three seconds of a computer on top of boxes. I hate that bitch. Just a lady trying to get a good deal on protein bars. You can get magic. The gathering at Costco.

Really? Is it a bulk? Yeah. You can get a couple of packs there for 48. 99. It's bigger bulk? You get? Yeah. You can get a couple of packs there for 48.99. Oh my, it's bigger than I realized. It is. It's huge, right?

Look at the shopping cart. And she's in the foreground. Can we fast forward two seconds and get her closer to it? She's in the floor. The size of that shopping cart. And the fuck is that? It's a computer. No, it's no, that's a Jacuzzi.

It's an aquarium. What, it's... That's a Jacuzzi for people. It's an aquarium. That's the Iron Dome. That is like a 60 gallon computer case. What is that? That's ridiculous. That's a real thing, huh? They're selling that at Costco? Yeah.

It comes with a 4080. It's on two pallets. That's the worst part that it comes with a 4080. It's on two pallets. It's the worst part that it comes with a 4080. They only sell the people's trucks. You got to have a. What's wrong with 4080? That's what I've got. No, it's awesome. You have a 4090, by the way.

Oh, wait, I have a 4090. Yeah. You look down your nose at 4080s. Yeah. I don't know. They're all probably the same. You know, the Costco's a 4070. Say that again?

I think the one at Costco is a 4070. Oh, I thought you said it was I feel like any of that 40-something class is excellent Right. I have a 40 80 and I'd never lose frames like like even in Baldur's Gate I'm running 144 frames at 1440 and like settings are real high I get good frames it when there's explosions and stuff, they dip a little, but I don't even, I only notice because of my frame counter, I don't see a tearing or anything. I'm playing a game that came out two weeks ago now,

and it's pinned at 120, that's its frame limit. How can I see my graphics card on this laptop? Where do you do that? Where do you find something? That's one of tech mysteries. Who knows? I just, I have it all plugged in for mine and nothing ever stutters or messes up. So I've never looked into it. Why else would I look into it?

If I got this recently, um, because, uh, I got it at Costco because I'm literally here in Florida and I was like, okay, I have to have I need a computer and I was like, yeah, I'll get one and then I'll be Jewish and return it. Oh, yeah, that's a Costco. I did that but then I didn't return it. So I've got like a junk laptop in the trunk of my car that cost me $200 one time at a Walmart so I could do this show

Yeah, well, you know what I made a yeah, I've made a purchase like that before I I did that That's what I'm saying is like I don't want to give this laptop back. It's sick You know, it's a 4060 inside this laptop. I was just about to tell you I figured it out this laptop. I was just about to tell you I figured it out. It's like a few keystrokes. The same strokes as you. So for the same shape escape. Oh, you did that? Yeah. Oh no, I typed system information. Is it not as powerful, Kyle? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What's confusing that way. They should give the laptop GPUs and designation. Yeah, like we get a 4065. So you sort of know where it stands.

Oh, yeah, this is a 4070 laptop version. There's yeah, not the same as a regular 47. Of course. Yeah, but I'm still like I run all my games. Like I play Helldivers everything like super sampled and everything like and I just blast them and I stream it. So I'm like, oh, this is far better than, yeah, it's far better than my computer at home.

But Helldivers isn't a taxing game. I guess not. It's quite well optimized, which you don't see a lot these days. It seems like most developers, I guess it's easy not to optimize or cheaper not to optimize. So they just expect everybody to buy $5,000 computers

to run their game. But Helldivers runs really, really and on everybody. I knows rigs. Nobody has issues with that game I I'm kind of burnt out on it now But that's another game that has good bones like like you could you could change the scenario You could change what those play characters were doing and you could change the enemies and the weapons and you'd still have like really Good bones for a game where you drop down for player co-op on an enemy planet and fuck shit up It's I don't know if they've expanded on the illuminates since last time I played but when they dropped them They only had like three or maybe four variants of the alumni. They usually do that

They have like it's like they do this interesting thing It's kind of cute is the first time you encounter the enemies or whatever or all the enemies, they have like a scouting party kind of thing that is a certain type of enemy. And then after they get upgrades. So those guys that walked like on the ATS T's that were the automatons, they have full armor on the back and sides. Now you can't just shoot them off the back it's like they get better the bugs they have all these black variants that are invisible and way faster now so like yeah they do crazy things that are like that they add to it so i expect them to do the illuminates but when i go and i usually do a bug run and then i do uh like a bot run and i call it but like i feel like uh you guys don't watch anime because you're

straight but there's this really popular anime. I don't watch anime. Yeah. Yeah. It's called solo leveling and it's like very popular right now. It's a Korean anime. It's not like Japanese anime and you could tell because like right off the bat the like intro theme song Is you're like, oh, yeah, this is Korean. There is a difference. It's like it sounds like it sounds like the train died But the the main character basically the premise is like oh in this real world portals have opened up and there's magical beasts inside and these portals cause chaos. And so people who are deemed hunters, half the population became hunters, which means that they can go into the portals and they can fight with their special powers. And you

might be an E class hunter, a D, a C, a B, an A, or the most rare, an S class hunter. S class hunters are crazy. And it's this e-class hunter who's so fucking useless and lame but he had he's like trying to raise money he goes into these These these dungeons with with groups and like he gets fucked up and the healer has to heal them and constantly and they're like You're so shit. You're not pulling your way Like I'm fucking healing you stop coming coming in these, in these dungeons. And other guys who are like tanks that are like C-class tanks are like,

we're getting held back by this shitty E-class hunter. But his heart's really in it. And then what happens at one point when he's about to die, this is all like first episode, is he gets like a notification that pops up like in his vision. That's like, do you can want to continue? If you don't, your heart will stop in 0.05 seconds.

And he's like, I do want to continue. So it like brings him back to life and he is still an E-class hunter, but he has the ability to level up. And he's the only person, cause once you're given your ring, that's who you are. So he goes into groups now and he kills like he used to get killed by like one goblin

Now he kills goblins in it'll like pop up a notification It'll be like leveled up leveled up and he's the only one with like a heads-up display I think like just points into strength and when he like at one point like these like six humans decide they are gonna like Kill him and another weaker hunter So they have a better share of the pile because whatever of the Luke is whatever happens in a dungeon Stays in a dungeon and they go to like kill him and then he has a pop-up that pops up on a screen And it's just like these six humans want you dead Zero out of six humans killed kill all the humans to escape the dungeon and he's like, yes

I gotta do it and like sits like really interesting because he's leveling up it's making him look better and look cooler, but he's still an E class hunter. So even though he's like an A class or maybe S class at heart now and ability, the people that see him talk down to him because they're like, get behind us E class hunter. You're a piece of shit. You're trash. I'm saying all this to say that since I've been down here, I play Helldivers on PlayStation 5, and I'm like a level 150 with like 800 hours. I don't think I've played a game

as much as I played Helldivers 2. I am very, very good at it. And I don't say that about many things. I believe you. All right, before you continue, why did they make it easier a while back? They made it easier, right? Like six, eight months ago or something. They changed it. They found out that

people have more fun with this power fantasy type thing than they did before. So people like you and I are trained on the fuck and we're trained on malevolent Creek where we are best at running. Yeah. Running and it was scary. Yes. Like you die. Yeah you die yeah like like so you can only get the super samples are used to be only get the super samples at the higher difficulty levels but and you need those super samples to unlock upgrades it's important so that you have more fun yeah your fun is capped by your skill and it's like fuck man I can't have the extra fun you guys are having because I'm not good enough but I was good enough it was hard so they they added they added your your guns are like for example now like a lot more guns like penetrate

like hunter uh not hunters like chargers and I'm like oh I'm like I'm like they're playing I'm like back in my day it's hard two of two of these would kill all our lives because someone didn't bring rockets or something we don't have the right weaponry dude Dude, I love that. Suck up your whole scene. I liked it more that way because you couldn't really do a power fantasy. You needed to be like, all right, who's bringing like armor piercing? Who's bringing rockets? I like the disposable rocket. I love that. Love that.

I run that all in properly. The drop can kill something. Yeah. And you're just like, boom, boom. There's no reload animation. And they're laying everywhere halfway through a game anyway I liked it when it was hard and when I found out that they made it easier We're you know we're playing the hardest difficulty Casually and it's like that's not what I want like

Instead of making level 10 difficulty bitch easy mode Which is what they did level 10 is easy now like they should have added it They should have added a level 12 if they were gonna do Well, the hell divers one does go up to difficulty 15 or 12 12 or 15 But I know it goes up to like it's called like inner ring of hell or some shit and I'm just like release it now Throw more enemies on screen. Whatever it is. You got to do do it make it frustratingly bad Cuz like even when the game adds something that's kind of game breaking that a lot of people bitch about, I happen to like it.

Like at one point they added this thing, this like ship that bombards the planet. Yeah, that was now just like that. Yeah, it was so broken and fucking dumb. And I'm like, why did we work so hard for this fucking punishment? But I used to play it because it was like, well, the only thing that's going to fuck me up here is if I randomly explode right now, because other than that, it's going to be a walk in the park.

I find the difficult part to that game to be the fluttery quick things that can unlock you. Fly at you that fly at you. So I always carry a supply pack now because like I just more than anything. I just want to have stems So I always want to be running I stim myself all the time I used to take the shield pack, but you could just get like overwhelmed And I bring a Punisher to like stop the the stalker bugs the ones that can that can one-shot you Yep, and every everyone else is fine

but I brought up the whole solo leveling thing to say because like now I'm on my computer and they don't let you cross progress. So I'm a cadet on the computer and they're always like, they're always like, hey, let's help the cadet unlock his achievements. I'm like, no, it's OK. We could just do the mission, guys. They're like, all right, dude. And they're like, look at him. He brought smoke grenades in a supply pack and also an orbital smoke strike. So cute. He doesn't know what he's doing.

And we're trying to do like the mission where you're raising the flags. You got a great smoke build set up for it. And like the bugs are just fucked in the smoke. So anytime we get to the flag, I'm just like constantly keeping it in smokes. And they're there and they're like, where's the cadet? Where's Harley place?

They're like, oh, look at him. Hey, he's, he's keeping it together. All right. No idea that I have a thousand hours. And like, I also, because just to keep it that I keep like, there's a million different skins and stuff you can wear. I just keep wearing the default skin that comes with the game. Yep.

I'm like, I'm like keeping my power level hidden. And what's so cute about it and what I do like about that that community is you really see how nice they are like now I'm level 20 so I can like call in whatever. But before that, before I can call in backpacks, the game would start and a guy who's like level 65 will call in a shield to be like, hey, hey, Harley, grab that shield, put it on. I'll be fine. I could wait 10 minutes.

And I'm like, wow, thank you, buddy. Yeah. I'm like, what is you one day? And like, I'm like, yeah, exactly. Like he's looking out for me. Cause he knows he knows. And then like sometimes the game starts and like you choose boosters. And I always choose Hellplot space optimization.

I love that booster, but it's like the first one you unlock. So I get in the room and I'm like a level 18. These guys are like 60, 75, 100. And like one of them has Hellplot space optimization. One of them has vitality. The first two you unlock. The third guy is something else. Those first two are the most important ones to bring on.

They can be very important, but now I have nothing. And I sit there waiting for like 10 seconds. And I'm like, I know that if I were one of those guys, I would realize that I have one of these boosters. I should choose something else. And I'm waiting and I got my chat there. I'm like, chat. I don't even want to have to fucking tell these guys

that I play the fucking game right now But I got it and then I got I got I'm playing it like a liar. I'm like, um, hey Can one of you guys change off the health parts for the optimization? That's the only booster I have i'm a little boy Seems like you're playing with like cool people everybody's cool killed me You didn't play long enough to understand the dynamic of the game you guys I got They are everybody's Kyle killed me I'm here did in hell divers when a mere a mere chef of epic meal time mentally ill psycho Arabic men I like it Yeah, he's fucking awesome. He what he did when he got tired of hell virus is the most twisted, nefarious, like especially since it's such a beautiful community.

Okay. He was like so tired of the game. He would get like wasted and he would join like a room that's like on medium difficulty, like level four, level five. So the people that could be their second game and he would drop in and then he'd be like, Hey, it's a level 78. He's here to save us. And he would kill them. But here's the thing.

He wouldn't reinforce them. And he gets on the mic and he's like running around. He's like, yeah, sorry, bitch. This is how I refer you. Now you watch me play hell divers lose all the progress you got, or you can watch me play hell diver. So this is the game for you now. Sorry. They're like, so it's shaking their name. Like, please reinforce. He's like, Nope, watch me,

watch me. And he goes, Oh, you need samples. I don't need samples. Not even picking those up. me, watch me and he goes, Oh, you need samples? I don't need samples. Not even picking those up. And I'm like, bro, I hope you go to hell. That's so funny. That's great. That's some funny trolling. That's evil as shit. That really is because it genuinely would. Oh, can't they just leave? Just leave and start. They lose their progress. Like they've been playing for 30 minutes. Yeah, they could have been playing for quite a bit there if you pick the right mission then like no that makes it funnier don't you see like Some missions are like like like really quick like eight minutes, but 35

And I know I've gained with him sometimes and like I know the gaming is gonna be fucked when I hear like ice Clinking around in a glass because he loves drinking. I know it's bad and like I know the gaming is gonna be fucked when I hear like ice clinking around in a glass Cuz he loves drinking so I know it's bad. So I know he's like Yeah, you watch me now you watch me that's your hell divers experience and I know they hear the glass clinking around Did you ever play vermin tide? Yeah, I think I played with you. That's right. I played also Dark Tide. I love them. That's my jam. Like, like, games like that. Yeah, it's very good now. It's beautiful, deep. I've been I bought it for Larry. So I'd have somebody talking about war. Dark Tide.

Dark Tide. That's what I'm thinking of. First of all, yeah. It only took a year, but they've got it. It's way, way, way better. It's not as scammy and all the menus, without going super nitty gritty into the way the game's built, the way you get better weapons, the way you craft weapons, the way you change your perks and your profile and tailor your character to how you want it, they dialed that system in. They're like the stuff that usually is mostly in the background like where you put your skill points and how you like they had a real issue where and I'm probably gonna explain it not exactly right but you wanted the highest rarity of weapon and and it was one of those things where the weapon has like three

or four stats and you want at least two or three of them to be really high and there wasn't a way to you'd have a weapon that was like three out of four perfect. And there wasn't a good way to reroll that fourth stat without this. It was a broken system, but they fixed all that. Yeah. I love dark tide. And moreover, I love those co-op. Everybody stick together. We can't do this without every man swinging all the time. So I need a lightning storm. please. I like that shit. I like when we're... It looks like much harder than Helldivers.

It looks like they added a different ogren tree to make their melee build more viable. Because if I was playing an ogren, I'd want to have melee as a possibility. Like, that's kind of the fun part of being the tank, is like you're in the mix swinging things. I like playing the tank in a lot of these games, because I feel like just my existence is helping the team a little bit. Like, Kyle can be Mr. Skill and Woody can be Mr. Critical Hit,

but as long as I'm in the mix as the tank and not dying, it's like, yeah, I'm at least I'm helping. See, that game has a great system. I can't remember exactly what the verbiage is, but talent coherence, it's called coherence. So coherence is that when you and I are near each other, I'm giving you a little boost and you're giving me a little boost. So when the four of us are all together, we're all like boosting each other with this coherence thing. And the moment you split off, you're together, we're all like boosting each other with this coherence thing And the moment you split off you're weaker and we're weaker So like sticking together and being this cohesive group the you know callouts

there are these specials in that game like if you played left for dead like the Whatever character would only wrap you up at the smoker the thing that would wrap you up the tongue like those specials exist in this game They are at least their crowd control abilities do but they have very perfectly Keep in mind. There's a war going on. We're all screwed all the characters are screaming and there's badass music playing but you'll hear click click click and it's the noise of a The igniter on like a propane tank like an electric igniter That's the flamethrower enemy. And you heard it right where he is, perfectly directionally. And you'll immediately see one of the, whoever's job it is to deal with those guys,

that person will immediately stop what they're doing, snap and go bang! And like kill that thing in a quarter of a second. And never skip a beat with what they're doing. You're juggling constantly. What was, Woody, you played that like cool Paladin looking guy when we all played together? What was his thing? Like you were, you were the, the armored knight. I don't remember what your core comp or what that character's core competency was. I remember either. I always wanted to be the elf. That was the downside of Vermintide.

If two people wanted to be the same thing, one person could go fuck himself. And I thought that that was a, like a game breaking badly decision. There's a new I'm psyched for night rain. Night rain is the new like Elden ring coming out. But it's it's like if Elden ring and left for dead had a baby. It's a four player co-op where you work together to get to the end and fight the big bad boss. Okay, my concern is how does a new player get good? Right? Because in Elden ring, you can sit there and bang your head against that boss again and

again and again and again until you get good get good is a souls like term they use, you know, we just gotta put your time in and lose so much that you eventually figure out a move set, you get your timing down, etc. But if fighting this boss is something that takes 40 minutes to get to, and you only get to it every fourth try. How does it ever get good? Yeah.

Like you can't just try again. Well, they released a trailer yesterday, the day before, of an archer character. And I'm like, oh, this is nice. Now we have someone who doesn't need to stand chest to chest with the boss and dodge perfectly 14 times before he gets his punish window. We have someone in the back who can shoot from there and he can be part of the team and he can be helpful,

but he's an archer class. And the way that you revive a teammate is you hit them. Well, even that is a tricky thing because I have to put, it's kind of like reviving in zombies, you know, where like you got to clear out all the danger before you pick this guy up or not. We have two downed opponents, unless he's an archer. That way that that fucker can stand on a cliff and revive a teammate. Oh, he hit as in like he shoots you to revive you.

What would normally cause damage resurrects a teammate. Okay. And as the more you go down, the longer it takes to revive that guy, which is, you panic. But I saw the archer and I was like, I have hope that perhaps not every new player I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I mean, it was my only character I had ranked up. I was playing the archer. I was hosting the game.

It was my. No, you were you were good. I liked that the I basically chose. I chose my character in that game when I started playing with you by like process of elimination. I was like, I was like, what's left over the zealot? OK, this guy seems pretty cool. He's just a lunatic.

And it seems like the more damage I take, the more damage I do. So I just run around and get hit a lot. And also swing the mace a lot. And it's, I like, I like, it was like, this is Kyle's friend group. Kyle invited me to this game. Kyle invited me to play with him. There is no way socially it's susceptible to be like, okay, Kyle, thanks for the invite. I'd also like you to be your player level one now. You can't do that. I've never played a troll before. So you'll learn quick. You're good. But with Vermintide, everybody can have four O'grins going in there. Fucking chest to chest, eight feet, dark hundred pounds, dark tight and dark tight. Yeah. So that's, again, there's pluses and minuses.

I usually prefer a team that has at least one ogren on it. I like a mixture of characters. Somebody needs to be casting evil magic in the back and frying stuff with lightning, and then I definitely want somebody up front just chopping and slicing and dicing. I like the allocation of tasks and responsibilities in a game too.

That's why squad appeals to me. I'll be a truck driver. You need to get this truck across that bridge. I can do that. Baby. You'd want to be the truck archer. All the glory of the elite kills. I do when I'm getting used to a game. I'm always like the first thing is I'm like, hey,

what's something that I'm not going to fuck up? What's going to be all right? What could I do? And then later down the line, that first simple thing ends up being so important. And like you like, are there aren't people around to like battlefield. If you take like your flying transport ship that could carry like eight guys, and if the enemy gets control of it and like they park it and protect it, you'll never have that ability. It's not going to spawn again for you. So you never want to fucking let that shit fall into enemy hands. And like, I'll sit there flying, picking troops up and dropping them off at parts and like giving people lifts.

And like, it's sick. There's that game, Foxhole. I haven't played it, but I've had it downloaded. Oh yeah. And it's like a huge scale war game, like top down. And like, you have to like spend time like packing ammunition. Like you have to set up logistics and like supply lines. You have to like drive a truck to the front line

filled with bullets for your teammates. And you have to like pack those bullets with like gunpowder and stuff and so there's this whole process like part of war that is not just like shooting and stuff like that and like I think that's like I think that's cool. Yeah you have to like keep an economy going like it's a like it's a real time strategy game. Like an RTS. I've been dude I have brought this to your attention multiple times and begged people to play and nobody will play with me. I own it. I'm down. I've been, dude, I have brought this to your attention multiple times and begged people

to play and nobody will play with me. I own it. I'm down. I've played it. I own it also, and I have not played it and I am sick. It's sick, but it's one of those games where it's like, I'm a tiny piece in a puzzle and I, and none of the other pieces will talk to me. I would love, I'm blue and I've got a straight edge in the corner. Where do I go? And there's just silence of the universe. But if you had a team and especially, you usually need a guide for a game like that. But it seems like you've got people in the back, like fueling the economy of war, genuinely like making armaments and then getting them, transporting them. There's a, there's that supply chain thing and it looks very in depth.

Oh, do you, do you just play your individual role or are you kind of like, I got to think you play your individual guy, but he can do anything. So you can choose what he does, but you're not going to be say shooting people on the front line while you simultaneously running. You're going to do one thing like you're, you know, like RL. Yeah. Let's say you're playing a new game. It could be secure. I don't care. Do you like it when your chat gives you advice or do you push back on that and say don't spoil anything for me? I want this solo experience. Oh, it has to be.

It has to be like I'm really touch. I used to watch a lot of man verse game and I always thought he's a streamer back and then I always thought it was so funny when someone came in and gave him a tip because he would get fucking mad at that shit he fucking it was like instant perm about tip yeah but me like if I'm doing something I'm like stoned and I just like died to this boss and my buddy more like a person the chats like if you press circle by the way his attack is not going to work i'm like oh thank you but if he's like after this there's a second

form where you're gonna have to make sure you equip a shield because he's also your father i'm i'm like shut the fuck up but like if someone like sees like if you see me like misstep or it looks like i don't know it, you know, so it's a case by case thing. I'm comfortable with someone pointing something out because like, even if you know the buttons are the right thing to do or the right sort to equip in a game like Elden Ring, it's not going to help you that much. I mean, it can help it can help you quite a bit, but it doesn't

mean you're going to win. Who was your example? Man versus game? Is that his name? Yeah, members game, the opposite of him. I when I play it is every but it doesn't mean you're gonna win. Who was your example? Man versus game? Was that his name? Yeah, Man versus game. The opposite of him. When I play, every game's a co-op game. Me and chat are trying to beat this thing together. I want so much help and my particular brand of retardation seems to involve getting lost in video games

and I get embarrassed. I feel like everybody knows that I was here already, except me. Everybody knows that like where I'm supposed to be going. I'm just saying, why does that happen to us? So what's happened, it's the part of your brain that would normally keep up with your travels and remember where you've been.

You're using that for something else right there, because that happens to all of us and the viewers don't know because they haven't done it. But the part of your brain that's like, that does that, that remembers, okay, I walk down the blue hallway, I've made a left at the emeralds. I walked past the sarcophagus down the stairs, two floors. Oh yeah, two floors. It looked like one, but it was two because of the staircase was broken. That part, that's talking to chat. That's thank you for donations.

That makes me feel better. There's the game I'm playing right now. There's a mechanic where when this stylized red and black P, the first berserker Kazan, there's a letter P on your back. I don't know what it stands for. But you can do a particular kind of counterattack when you see it. I played for hours and my wife kept pointing it out and I never saw it. I never saw it.

I am hyper focused on this guy's palms trying to watch the attacks come in. And I never noticed that there was a P on my cape. And so it kind of makes sense. Like, yeah, you're so locked into this that you're not seeing this in this particular game. There's so much copy paste in like every table and table settings look the same.

All the walls look the same. These steps look the same. I'm like, brother, throw me a landmark, would you? Like I can't, this looks just like the other room I was just in. It's not helping a guy like me who gets lost so easily. Anyway, when Chad helps me, I am there's a guy, Austin in my chat. Shut up, Austin, bro. Show us your dick. Send us your dick.

My hands are secure. So tightly, I could not like the girl. Um, I seem to like it less than the rest of the souls world. Like I like the combat. It is very different. For sure. There was a I don't likeank fights. Like when a bunch of people team up on you during boss fights. And there was a lot of that. There was a mechanic where one of the bosses, he'd blow a whistle and like four rabid dogs would come after you all the time. And he did that like dogs in that game. Yeah. Like if you get knocked down Their attacks are perfectly timed to like keep have you stuck in an internal

Eternal amount of like constantly standing up and dying Staggering like frustrating rust. It's a frustrating noise to in games and you keep your guy keeps getting hurt and like yeah It is that like that game definitely I never put my finger on it But that is one aspect that fucking sucks. Do any of the Souls games have like a, a butt, like a get out of jail free card? I use that term in like various games. It's like when you're in the corner

and they're all over you and it's the last thing. Yeah, but my character turns invisible once per round. So, poof! Do you ever have one of those buttons? You have a grappling hook in Sekiro. Sometimes before, but the game knows well enough to not let you do any like they're just like, no, you fucked up. But like, Sekiro is like one game where like the first first guy I came across that I was like, fuck this.

I thought this game was going to be fun and cool because the beginning I love stealth games because I'm so big in real life. I can't hide in real life. And I can hide in a game. It's fun. I mean, I did you have any footsteps? I bet in your life know it's you who's walking near. He does.

He booms around my loud, my loud mouth breathing even just like I were Sam Fisher. You're just placing so much air pressure. I would be on the stairs. Everyone're like, placing so much air pressure. I would feel you coming. Everyone knows that was Harley on the stairway. Well, like in that game, it starts off the first mission. You like you could stealth kill like a bunch of guys. You stealth kill like for 10 minutes.

And I'm like, oh, this is pretty sick. So it's like a souls like game. But I could if I'm stealthy enough, you know, whatever. And then you get to this guy who's a giant, Like stuck in a wooden board in front of a fucking door And I'm just like oh so I have to fight him and maybe you snuck up and get the first stealth kill on him But he has the second health bar and that's when I realized like oh, I'm gonna have to learn how to fight And I was just doing it. I was doing the Elden Ring thing I was diving around and I was doing all blah blah blah blah blah

but it's when I learned to deflect and when to roll and when to, which is such a hard thing. It's like when they do a lunge at you, the forward jump. Yeah, cause it's like, it's the most, you're like roll away or deflect or in the rarest case, jump at them. And it like, it's enough to like, fuck your thing up.

So like, it was finally like the third time I went to the game. I was good at that, that McCurry counter. Is that what it is? Yeah. That pronunciation is 90%. Yeah. Something like that. But I know, I know it was something like that, but like, yeah, then I

finally got to enjoy the game. then it's just like anytime like It like there's one moment in that game that I'm just like I found so interesting. It's after playing it for so long It's like the third time playing it and I get to that one guy you know where you can like fall down the hole and Like there's a boss there that wants to fight you but like you before you get there you talk to a black guy and i remember being like i remember being like no actually i was like what a brother here cool like i'm talking to asian eat me take you off guard that i am brach It may take you off guard that I am Brack.

But the rate assured, I am a rear summary. Kyle, you're muted. Oh, probably for the best. Sometimes the Lord work in mysterious way. Keep you muted. You say something a racist. Do you ever feel like with those hyper complicated games that you're like, all right, I've mastered Souls or Sekiro or whatever. It would be so difficult to transition back to a non this game because I'm so clued in on how this one works What do you do you feel that way a little bit and and now that I'm doing it on stream?

I have to get over this like like I started streaming Elden Ring and I had like 1200 hours in the game So I was pretty competent at it, you know, and and people were surprised That I had built any skill up in gaming. They're like, Holy shit, Woody, like, wow, that doesn't always happen now. This is a game I've never seen before. You had a one year head start on the other race. You show up to work out and you've been killing it for a year and a half. You're like, yeah, you know, like basic. I don't know why I never see that. The guys in basic training show, I watch those shows

and there's always like fat people at basic training. It's like, how the fuck did you not plan this out? How did you not plan this out, dude? There is no, dude, tell me. I have basic training at almost 40. I promise you, I'll be ripped. G Gordon Liddy used to say that. He's like, you want to be an attorney?

You go to law school. You want to be a doctor? You go to med school. You want to be in the infantry? Hit the gym. And it's like, fuck, okay. I get it. You better hit the stair stepper

with like a weighted pack or something and just grind. Just think about like, if you're a drill sergeant and you see that, like, I'm thinking two or three steps backwards now. I'm like, okay, so this person knew he was coming here to work for me, to be a Marine. And he showed up like that. This person has no forethought. Or he's a moron.

Like immediately I'm thinking that of you, or you're a loser or a piece of shit. Like I would think so little of somebody who showed up for basic to do this job and like fat, like legitimately like can't hack it. Or you see the guy who's fit and who seems to be at the top of the class. You think, oh, you know, this guy's taking it seriously.

Maybe you think a little higher of that guy. Yeah, absolutely. That show I was watching about the World War II children, this one kid, he falsified some shit. He had an abusive stepdad and they didn and they, they didn't believe him. He went, he's like, ah, yeah, I lost my birth certificate. I'm 17 though. He's like, kid, you can't be 14.

I think he was 14. Why are you holding the balloon? He goes back out to the truck and his step, he tells his stepdad, he's like, they didn't believe I was 17. He's like, let's go back in there. And his stepdad winds up a whole lie to get rid of them. He's like, we lost there was a fire and we lost the birth certificate and his little brother died in the fire and now you're not going to let him fight for his country. And they put him in fucking World War Two again, another child that they sent

to fight the fucking Japs. His story was interesting too. What did he do? Oh, okay. So they found him out when he got to Pearl Harbor That's like the midway point before you get the Pacific to fight. They found him out and they're like I'm gonna make you a truck driver. How about that? You're gonna drive a truck here on the base But we're not sending you to fight the Japs son And so he wastes away for like a year and a half driving trucks at Pearl Harbor wanting to fight the Japs and Finally, he's like, fuck this shit.

I'm getting on that boat because he's 13 now. It's okay. Yeah, that's 16 now. He's 16 now. Oh, well, that's aboard the troop transfer. He's where are we going? I don't know. Something called Iwo Jima or something.

Oh, okay. So he fucking lands on Iwo Jima, but three days after he turned 17 and he wins the Medal of Honor Diving on grenades and saving his men and killing four Japanese. Did he I mean he's dead now Well now he is he was he oh, so his eye was blown out of his head He had like 200 shrapnel wounds He pushed the first grenade into the sand and he curled the second grenade under him and told everybody to run The one in the sand went off and just decimated him. They eventually put him back together though. He looked okay I wonder if you put a helmet on it. What would happen?

Those were cartoons tell me you'd be launched up for you'd be launched up for it. You've got a Kevlar helmet like 100% I would be putting that on it but those World War Two helmets you're probably just making more shrapnel. A lot of these drone footage has shown me how far less effective grenades are than I once thought. Big time. Yeah we've talked about that. Grenades are not that cool. Well, they're cool, but they're not that deadly. They're not effective all the time. They don't shoot an even frag pattern out around them. Not all of them shoot frags. Some of them are concussion. It's just a pop and pressure and overpressure and sounded like. And like sometimes, you know, if it's laying on the ground, so it's not going to shoot this perfect sphere of death out.

And even when it does, like, you know, you got to be right next to that thing or get unlucky. I don't think a lot of people die from grenades. They get wounded. It's like, oh, when the drones dropped them, I was about to say, but they were mortars, weren't they? A lot of them with drones were dropping in Ukraine? Yeah, they were dropping all sorts of stuff. I remember early on they had some fog grenades I knew Vox from Tarkov and And but they were definitely they had a drone that drops mines they take like a like a car mine a vehicle mine and

It's sitting there like a big pancake on the front of the drone and the drone is sort of flicks it off and up You know any of the in explosives they have right? They're loading on of those drones. The new thing is the the ones with the carbon fiber tethers those things are like 30,000 feet of cord or something like that. It's like 10 kilometers or something of fiber app optic cable being fed out from behind their drones now to avoid any electronic interference and signal jamming and all the ways that drones are being counted right now.

How does that work? I don't understand. Fly by wire. I'm connected by wire to the drone. The drone has a spool of... So if they're detecting the drone, it's way past by the time the spool comes over? No, you're misunderstanding. So the drone has a spool of wire on it

and it is unspooling the wire as it flies away from me. For tens of miles. The drone's plugged in basically? I'm controlling it via that wire, like a wired controller. So it's plugged in. They can't jam it or interfere with it or knock it out of the air

because I'm still flying that bitch, just like a pilot would. That's why we still want people in our f16s for the most part, but they're gonna know where I am. Wait, they're gonna know they won't. Please the 10 kilometers. There's a minefield that I feel like somebody with a drone like I worry that that is it's rail back to me. No, it's no, but I think they know. I think they know. I think they know where you are. Anyways, though, fishing line. I get so little like, like where you are is like,

just knowing where you are is like half of it, you know, like how they getting there. I'd say it's more than half of it. I'd say it's most of it. Like knowing where you are as far as counter-attacking, but it doesn't mean that you can like, like get that attack, like attack like, like you can execute it there, you know, because they're probably doing it from a place where there's protection against that sort of thing. I would, I would think. Yeah, I feel like there's like probably minefields between that or you have like, this is where your army is. This is where your front line is. That's crazy. I didn't know they had 10 kilometers. Me neither. I had no idea. It makes perfect sense in like a really weird and simple, I can't believe how simple it is. They're making them themselves. Like I saw the factory where they're like figuring it out. It's like, it gets tangled sometimes. I'm like, fuck.

Like, you know, you ever go fishing and you're like- Yeah, nothing gets tangled fucking all the time. It's a- Well, you don't reuse it. It's going on a kill mission. It's going out there popping and blowing some fucker driving a truck up and then that's it. I saw I saw a Russian try to kick a drone today the drone He's like in his bunker and the drone comes down Like hovering in front of him and he like threw a front kick at it and hit it and then it exploded him I still must be such a terrifying sound

Imagine I saw one day flying drones having like 27 wires headed back to your secret hideout. Like, they're gonna find us. There's a lot of wires. Well, then spool them up. I'm not fucking spooling up. It's 10 miles long. You know how long it takes to untangle? I mean, maybe they do. Maybe they do. Like once they're done, like reel in as much as they can. For sure, you press rewind. It's like rewinding an old video. Yeah.

It's like, shh. But I'm just imagining. Yeah, it's like vacuum cleaner. You hit that button and it just. That's just not, you can imagine what would happen if you uncoiled 10 kilometers of fishing line and then tried to start reeling it back in. How's, after you flew over a forest or two.

What a pain in the ass. It's not. Yeah, it would get hooked on everything. Yeah, if it doesn't have anything on the end, it it might slide right back the way it came. Maybe maybe maybe I would imagine like a war like that. The Russians wouldn't be like, where could that guy possibly be? It's like, well, he's in that, that giant compound in Kiev, where they do these from, or not Kiev. And some of this military base. The drone operators are on the battlefield. They're getting, they're getting

fucked up as much as anyone. They're not, they're not using those GPS controlled global drones that we use. It's not like in the USA where some 20 year old with cat ears controlling them with a PS five controller. Yeah, don't worry. Trump's gonna end it. I bet if some of the hardened ISIS like killers knew that a cat boy took them out, they'd be so ashamed. Like I was, my brother was taking up my brave warrior. It is Western propaganda that says he was taken out by castrated homosexual. All this or Garfield's our best. Yeah. Once you get over the stink of the litter box,

I'm gonna tell you that cat right there can pile them up. I want to see that show. Like, like he, it is a cat boy and we all hate it, but he's just so goddamn good. We can't, we can't get rid of them. We need him. Right. He's hitting on his commanding officer and he's just like, I just, I just let it slide. He's over there bearing a huge turd in the corner of the control room. Your favorite tone operator has't Google searches, sir.

Doesn't matter. He's a warrior. Let him look up the what was he looking? Oh, that's young, but we need. Sorry, he says you should keep in mind that they're dog years. It's seven years for each one, sir. So it's actually sold. I've been reliably affirmed that as a 3000 year old vampire,

you gotta let some stuff that is not a toddler as it appears. I find it this distasteful as well. 60 Russkies look no further than professional sports to see that if you want to win, sometimes you got to deal with some shitty people, right? Wife feeders, murderers, drug dealers. That's just the NFL I'm talking about. Dude, there's a basketball player named John Moran. Uh, he got in a little hot water because he would do things like point laser pointers at the opposing team in the parking lot to make them think there were

red dots trained on them. And by the way, there might be. He was flashing guns to people to intimidate them. And he got into trouble because he was, he flashed a gun accidentally on an Instagram reel that he uploaded. And then he got into more trouble when he did it the second time, got suspended for like 40 games. Anyway, he just lost the other night and he's making like hand guns at the opposing team. Like, you know, like he's gonna make them pay for beating his team. And the, I don't know if anything's gonna happen

for finger guns, but have you ever heard the song about him? No. Oh my God. GMAT cash, John Moran. He's like, I got 30 in, he's like fuck 30 on the court. I got 30 in the clip. That's a jam around

He's an NBA player he doesn't dunk anymore that was like the bulk of his game his numbers are down He's not the star. He was man is a firearm I'm sorry. Why doesn't he dunk? He feels like it's too injury prone in activity and then he'll have more reliability if he doesn't dunk anymore. He's skinny and he's really athletic. He's like this high flying, frail basketball player. And he feels like if he doesn't dunk anymore, he won't constantly land on his wrist posting out shit like that. Yeah, at least that's not a huge part of the game. Or the appeal of ticket sales shoot, right? I was watching it was the

guy that LeBron came in and sort of replaced in Cleveland Evans or something. I don't know. He ended up going to Philadelphia after that, but he he had this great quote where he's like I thought LeBron was coming in to help me win. I didn't know he was coming to take over But he had this famous moment where he shot on his own goal to get the rebound because he wanted the triple double Who did the LeBron or the replace shitty guy who like LeBron ended up replacing.

I saw the clip. He's just like, do. Oh, there we go. As another WNBA player who's a horrible shooter. I need to release. And she was rookie last year. Anyway, she set like the record in the league for rebounds, but most of them are her own misses. And it's like a lot of people hate on her for that.

I hate on her cause she's mean to Caitlin Clark, but whatever. Yeah. It seems like a shitty person for sure. For sure. Caitlin Clark changed her life forever. She beat her in college. Yeah. Y'all see Caitlin, Caitlin Clark's Beaver that time? No. You had my attention. Oh, it's a good video. It's just like in the shower.

It's about. Oh, but there's so many websites. Like which ones? Which ones? Oh, I don't know. You know how the Republicans are fewer and fewer by the day. I'm in Florida now. Like if you go on Pornhub, they're just like, no. Yeah. Yeah. North Carolina too. Wow. You guys live in the gay state.

You get a lecture about your, your elected officials. This is my entire home. Hey, do you guys know that this is my home? Nice, man. I like you got your like mixing board thing over there too. Oh yeah, right here. But this is only the bare essentials when you travel. This is my, this is my nightmare. I'm living in a trailer in a trailer park and that's, that's where I live because my boxing coach is in Florida. I'm just glad things are going well. It's not funny. I was at like, we, we did a video with Pagani, like the supercar, the Italian expensive supercar, like two years ago.

And I got put up a vlog and someone was like, oh, damn, my man went from making videos with Pagani to fucking whacking off on ketamine in a trailer. Yeah, both equally fun. There's a saying that says like, it's very hard to wake up and do your training and exercising when you're waking up in silk pajamas. And like, that's the truth. Like every day I wake up and I got to go do training and stuff like that. I wake up and I'm like, Oh, fuck this box.

That's a Mike Tyson thing. It's like easy to get outside and go do what I have to do when I'm waking up in this shit hole. There might be some training there in the park. You know, my neighbors here, it wasn't my uncle, but he was my cousin's uncle. That's what it was. Uh, he, he lived in a trailer park and we, we got in a fight one night and we needed some backup and Scott was like, let's go uncle, get an uncle

Terry, and we went to a trailer park and that guy was the bare knuckle boxing champion of the Royston trailer park. They would put up cases of beer, all the entrance would and the winner winner take all. And then there'd be like 15 guys boxing in the trailer park for a pyramid of beer and he never lost. Wow. Was just hammered all the time.

It's just beer. And with every punch, he got more retarded and became more retards stronger. That's why he won. Further away. Yeah, he has that Homer Simpson film around his brain that protects him. I think he went away for armed robbery a couple of years after that. He was a rough character. Yeah, well, certainly not for robbing a couple years after that. He was a rough character. Yeah.

Well, certainly not for robbing a liquor store. He had no need. I think he surprised your store actually. I thought because you might have been a gas station, but they had liquor there. It matters. Yeah. He was a rough character. I had never been to a trailer park at that point in my life.

So I really felt like actually, it of water. It's actually awesome. Like I actually love it. I, I, I sit here and I've been living in this trailer and I'm like, why do I have a fucking house with a basement? What the fuck do I need all that shit for? Why do I, why do I own a home with a basement and an upstairs? Does your, does your house back home doesn't have wheels? Does it?

Nope. No, but neither does it. Bitch ass no wheeled house. Your trailer has no wheels. No, we took it off. There's blocks under it right now. You're in a high class trailer. Wow.

I'm in an RV kind of like a trailer type thing. It's not like fully like a, like I'm in it. I'm in like a mobile home park type thing, an RV park. Oh, well that's, that's so it has the word resort on it. Like, yeah, right. But right next to vacationers in like the Grand Canyon or some shit. Oh no. All these people live here. They all they're set in. Oh, right across group. Is it old folks or is it just like trashy people? Do you have gonorrhea?

A bit of a mix was really crazy is like someone came to go move in here and the person there was a kid there and the guy was like, Oh, do you have kids with you? And they were like, no, I'm just watching the kids for whatever. And he goes, OK, because if you have kids, I wouldn't recommend coming here. And they're like, why? He's like, we have a couple of people who are registered for stuff like that, that this is where they are. And I'm like, Oh cool. I'm in the pedo trailer park. Like we have a couple of guys, they're like, we have a couple of guys out here

that are, uh, you know, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're registered for certain lists. And I'm sitting there like hanging my clothes up on the thing. They're looking at me. I'm like, it's not me. I have this mustache. I'm like, I swear it's not me. Marley, use this website to find out how many pedophiles are near you. That's the Florida sex offender registry. Oh, just Florida. Yeah, he's in Florida. So where can I I thought it was going to be like national. I didn't know how that worked. I want to know where they live. I have to put their name in though. Oh, I thought you could do your area. Like your, your zip code.

Yeah, I thought that also very useful if you like already know, you know, Jerry Stevenson is a panel. No, but that's crazy. If you're like, literally like you like putting in their full name, like you can like just see if someone is. That's the main. I like that. I mean, they're, they're on a registry. That's what, that's what that's for. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I want to be able to look at, like, imagine if you're like a single mom, right? What am I going to hire a private?

I did. I put in, I, okay. I put in just the town. Oh this guy lives fairly close You know fuck I always wonder about that like like what life the difficulties of life of a you know A reformed sex offender like are there places that you just can't move into I think some of those people in some localities have to Self-report to the neighbors at least I see that in media, that can't be made up. So that would be the ultimate, like, I couldn't do that.

Can you imagine how humiliating that would be, Taylor? To go and tell every one of your neighbors that like, hey, I'm required to let you know that, well, I was, I used to be a bad boy. Well, I'm not one of those pissing in public guys. I'm the real deal. Keep an eye out. Just kidding. Not really.

Oh, OK. I put in I put in my I put in my zip code. I put in my zip code. You'd have to kill that guy. You that guy. He'd ruin the nearby parks. You'd have to know where he's lurking. What'd you find, Harvey? There's a lot here. But let me see what crime. I should probably put a crime or something or an offender. I thought you had to search sex offenders. You have to put a whole specific crime in there to find it. Well, let me put, oh yeah, let me put the offender's type.

He's trying to build those giant lists. Oh yeah, sexual offenders and sexual predators. Okay, I'm including that as both. Released. Okay, I'm going to put released and supervised and in-state people. Okay, and I put my zip code and we have 480 results. 480? Yeah.

You could like fill a minor league baseball stadium with. I wonder. Damn. This guy says I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're in Tampa. Yes. Yes. Winner. Winner. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're in Tampa. Damn. Why does that strike you as Tampa instead of like Jacksonville? Jacksonville would never bro come on much classier place Jacksonville.

Oh this is pretty crazy. I didn't realize I was just having so much fun. just having so much fun just having so much fun pocket player time never Yeah, I gotta go to my Baldur's gate Campaign time to fight some monsters and ghouls Yeah, and actually predator predator YouTube views are up So I'm start getting some views up on my channel by knocking on these trailer doors Bring them to your place like Like like inviting late like dirty men over. That'd be great.

Dude, you should treat them like their kids. No, you dress up as the little kid, though. That's the funny part. Hey, yeah. He had a boy. An over-advised lollipop, short, short suspenders. Describing a retard. You know, you can do it. I think six with a spinny hat. You are a retard. You know, you can do it. I have a spinning hat. You are a dangerous

I bet those guys don't discriminate. No, they don't. All right. Well, I just had a just a slew of fun. Good luck. And when are you fighting again? What's the date? It's June 28th. Okay, clash three, the creator clash.com. Not you guys guys but people listening you want to check out pay-per-view Yep, and also I got a 30-minute video essay on magic the gathering on my youtube channel youtube.com slash Harley more History of magic if you want something to watch next time you have Amelia you take your shit Something like that. I'll watch the discussion Taylor. You're up next, bro. I Said guys on my podcast, everyone here has to come on at least once

whenever I ask, no complaints, Woody, dude. I've done so much for you, Woody. Wait, what? Because last time you were like, oh, so you come on and then all three of us have to come on. Wow. This never happened.

Wow. Indian giver Woody. This seems like February. Yeah, this didn't happen. Yeah giver. Woody. This seems like February. Yeah, this didn't happen. Yeah, right. Like I do the most honest people would lie. All right. Uh, check out links to the description, except Harley's PKA 746.