Painkiller Already - PKA 748 W/ Turkey Tom: The Disgusting Thing Your Girlfriend LOVES

Episode Date: April 19, 2025

PKA 748 with our guest, Joe M. Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by Acorns, Lock and Load, and our wonderful merchandise. Joe M. Thanks for joining us. Thank you. Thanks for having me. You're having to use a second layer moniker now because you're going after some really heavy hitters, I guess. These zoo files don't play? No, they don't play now. So I'm going by Jo-Em now. This is my new alias.

Perfect. Well, Jo-Em, I just told you, I've been scrolling through, taking a peek at your most recent videos. Are you immune to like feeling sad after spending a bunch of time looking into like this dark stuff by this point? Yeah, I would say so, yeah.

Yeah, I would say so. Yeah. I would say I'm pretty immune. Yeah. The only thing I did recently that disturbed me quite a bit was you guys obviously all know Roman Polanski. Yes. I did a video about him and very interesting guy, interesting story, but I had to read an account for those who don't know in the audience.

I think we're past the one minute mark now, right right? I think we are I can say the word. Yes I can say the word molest team molested a 13 year old and When researching I had to read a description of what he did clean is very fat. It was very foul That was the only gets rough it that those the ones that really just summer This is what happens when you talk truth to power. All right? Right. They got your bandwidth at arm's reach.

The second he said molest, they shut him down. Did it start going out? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Well, Roman Polanski is Jewish, so... But no. Yeah, that was definitely pretty disturbing just to have to read it word for word. The animal stuff doesn't really bother me anymore.

I've been sensitized to enough stories about how this guy put his dick in the dog and this person put the dog's dick in their hat. I'm desensitized to that, but the children's stuff still really bothers me. Well, yeah, that's good. It'll be a dark day when that stuff's bothering you. Yeah, that'll be truly twisted. What did Roman Blansky do other than like, this is, is there anything new? I thought this was like an old news.

Like everyone. I would say a lot of it was old news. Um, I kind of did like, uh, kind of story about his entire life. It wasn't just that, but obviously that came up. There are a lot of other stories of like recent sexual assault allegations and like lawsuits and stuff. There was this Israeli journalist who created a website called, it was like, I got touched by Polanski.com or something. And it was like a compilation of all the people who got touched by him, supposedly, allegedly.

But his story in general is just super, super fascinating. Did you talk about when he got the standing ovation at the Oscars? I did. Yes. Yeah. Unfortunately, the the Oscars, I try to include the full clip with the audio of Harrison Ford being like Roman Polanski and everyone's like, yeah, you see like Martin Scorsese. He's like,

but unfortunately, I had to cut the audio of the clip out. But I did. I did have it in there. Yes. Why were they cheering him? Are there two sides to this? Or his lifetime achievement award. He boned a 13 year old though, right? Is that one of the- Yeah, but he made Rosemary's Baby.

He made Chinatown. This is one of the greatest directors of all time. I haven't seen either of them. Rosemary's Baby was the 13 year old. They were cheering him on for The Pianist. That was when that happened. Rosemary's Baby actually also about SA. The Pianist. It's about allowing the Satan to to to bone your wife.

There's a scene where like the wife wakes up after her. She's been raped by the devil and she's like, oh, what happened? What happened last night? I feel I was like drugged or something. He's like, you passed right out, honey. I'd be honest, I took some liberties and had a fun like necrophilia vibe. And he walks out of the room. It's like, oh, this guy's scratches on her back from the day. I guess he is the devil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Taylor, do you know much about Roman Polanski? I, I think I might be confusing him with someone else that there was another Hollywood guy that like married his own stepdaughter who was also underage. What are you thinking of Woody Allen? Woody Allen. I'm also conflating the two. I'm, can you help me get the story straight? his own stepdaughter who was also underage. What are you thinking of Woody Allen? Woody Allen. I'm also conflating the two. Help me get the story straight. I forget which part belongs to which creep.

So Roman Polanski, what he did was he survived the Holocaust. He like grew up during it. His like parents were in concentration camps. His mom was killed at Auschwitz actually. After that, he started making movies, during the Soviet block, basically, in Poland. He then came over to the States after making some movies. He made Rosemary's Baby,

which is a very influential horror movie, as Kyle stated. I actually, I haven't seen the full movie. I've seen scenes that I haven't seen at all. Heard it's good. He made Chinatown, which is a great movie. That is a great movie. Really, really fucking good. Of his. Yeah, definitely. As far as the stuff that I've seen from him, it's got Jack Nicholson in it. Some people consider it the greatest screenplay ever made.

I don't know about that, but it is really, really fucking good. Also very depressing ending, I will say. A lot of his movies don't have a very like, I don't wanna spoil it, like even though it's like fucking 70 years old, because if you haven't seen it, it's an experience if you watch it. But essentially it's Jack Nicholson's a PI and he's investigating what's going on

with the water supply in California and Los Angeles and investigating some murders connected to it. But I don't wanna go further than that. But the movie has such a fucking dour ending. And the final line is, forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. And it's basically just like, you know, this story where this guy goes into the situation being, I would say, because he's a PI, he's not a policeman.

He's like a guy who's doing investigation out of self-interest. His job is to investigate people who are cheating on their spouses And then he gets involved in the story and he tries to like be a hero tries to fix things And basically the moral the end of it is it's all fucked. So just give up. Yeah, pretty brutal. It's bigger than you It's all it's all evil You're just a you can't change anything deal with it. Yeah Yeah, very doubt of your Chinatown explanation,

I had to figure out that we're not talking about big trouble in little China with. No, no, no. Different movie, different movie. I don't remember being in that dark. Kurt Russell, he didn't make that Kurt Russell romp from the 80s, no, I'm afraid not. Cause it's also a great movie by the way.

I'm gonna think of it, I don't remember a lot of Chinese people in Chinatown. It's full of Chinese people, the star is Chinese Chinese they make it seem like Kurt Russell's the star he is the sidekick. No no I mean I mean in in just just Chinatown with Jack Nicholson I don't remember a lot of Chinese people. Yeah no none of them. Well there should be you know it's in Chinatown. What would they say? This is like 19th century Nickerson Jack Nickerson. They talk they call him his actor name. They call him Jack Nickerson Nickerson Nickerson.

I mean if the end like moral value of Roman Polanski's Chinatown was like everything so fucked. He can't do anything to change it. Why even bother? You think that played into his like, wow, 13, 18, you know, we're floating through the cosmos here. I think that, I think a lot of his early experiences definitely made him very like morally apathetic.

Yeah, very jaded. Probably, I would guess, yeah. And just kind of like ambiguous as to what is even right and wrong, I think for sure. His justification when he did it was, she already had sex when I fucked her, so it's okay. That's what he said. And then he said that she was crazy. And then actually the one detail of the story that is usually overlooked is that he actually

molested this girl at Jack Nicholson's house true in hot tub Yes, oh no, he also drugged her. He gave her quail ludes. Yeah Yeah, well, I mean that was I think that was just what you did in those days. You know, he was uh, sharon tate's Baby daddy, right? I don't know if they got married but they were married actually. Yes, sharon. He impregnated sharon tate. He was also um, Because he's he's european, uh, which means he's a pedophile on top of that. He also he just he just fucks around a lot So he would like have a lot of orgies and stuff and stuff like that Well, I'll get that guy can pull it off that that should give everyone listen to this Hope Google what Rowan Polanski looked like at his height, okay?

And when I say hi, it's a fucking joke, okay? Yeah, that's a punch line. He is five foot three, didn't know that. Little fucking Polish guy, right? He probably was looking around going, she's way too tall to be 13. But he's rich and famous, right? But, and-

Yes, he is. He's competing with rich and famous men though. Like, it's not like he like found some person, like some some person like like some regular person Sharon Tate was a beautiful movie star herself start you know she's you've probably seen uh once upon a time in Hollywood where um uh uh you know this is all played out yeah well I mean that's obviously him as a 60 year old man for the for those in the audience or Taylor or Woody I don't know if you guys know this but but his wife, Sharon, was murdered by the Manson family.

But that was the one from. Yes. That was the most fun time in Hollywood. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a really crazy. It's like he survives the Holocaust, comes to the U.S., creates like amazing movies, groundbreaking horror movies. His wife gets murdered and then he makes Chinatown and then he molests a 13 year old, he flees the country. While he's fleeing, he's still making movies.

He makes the pianist and wins, I believe best director while he's over in hiding like sweet made the pianist what the then is there like a is that the one with Adrian Brody, Adrian Brody, he made that. Yeah, that's a good movie. That's that's what he won best director for. And that's when Harrison Ford was like Roman Polanski and he wasn't there. And Jack Nicholson's in the audience like, yeah. And Martin Scorsese is like, and that was post molestation. The PNP.

Yeah. That was like 30 years after he did it. Yeah. It's a model. I've never seen that movie because it's like a failure. So it's no longer a story. I've never seen that movie. It's like a failure, so it's no longer a story. It is the most boring sounding. Like I didn't even know it was a Holocaust movie. I'm like, I'm not going to watch a fucking movie about a piano player. No, it's a good movie. It's a famous pianist and he is hiding from the fucking Nazis.

He's being hid from at times. There's just everyone else in the addicts like stuff. Shut the fuck up. He's over there banging. Oh, yeah. He couldn't get us all caught. He's sort of. And it's directed by Roman, who lived through the Holocaust, which makes it better

because he is all. Authenticity is this guy doesn't stop playing compound races. We're in trouble. I was going to make that joke with chopsticks. Yeah, he's not even. So you hear compound races. Yeah, he was only good. Damn. So it sounds like he made some good movies, but he also raped.

And to be a Holocaust survivor and make good movies and have a murdered wife. Like, and that's, I can't imagine more like goodwill, like more people being like, oh man, this guy making great movies and just the worst life imaginable. And then just boom, ruined, ruined by being raped. But the crazy thing is that it really didn't ruin his life. I mean, he just he fled the country. He just kept making movies and then one best director. He won an Oscar. And Adrian Brody won, I think, best actor for that movie as well.

I think they also won best score. I think the only thing I missed out on was the best picture. I think that's the only one they missed out on for that year. Yeah, they won everything else. So yeah, he's a super, super prolific guy. Super interesting story. Is there any evidence that he's carried on with this? Or, look, I do kind of want to when I hear about in the 60s at a celebrity party, like he did something with a 13 year old and like,

alright, well, that's not exactly going to daycare and assaulting someone there was a third year on drugs and I'm like, all right. Well, that's not exactly going to daycare and assaulting someone. There was a third. Well, here's on drugs and I'm told 14 Here's the thing. Here's the thing. He actually didn't He actually didn't beat her at a party. He approached her mom Because her mom was like a friend of his and he was like I want to take pictures of your daughter for Teen Vogue or something Never mind. I withdraw His mom was like, okay. So he took pictures of her on like a hill,

naked, brought her home. The next day he brings her over to Jack Nicholson's house alone. Jack Nicholson's girlfriend is there. She leaves. He drugs her and molests her alone. And then brings her home. So that's what he did. And then he left. And then as soon as he went to Europe, he hit a 15 year old. What was she wearing? Probably a bunch of like Oshkosh, B'Gosh, rofers. Or animals outfits or something. You should look up what was Roman Polanski's victim wearing. I think that would go really well in your search history.

Geez. Well, what a, what a ghoul. And they stood up and they clapped. When was this clapping for him? Like, post or? Five years ago? Was that before the Me Too? The Mullet station was like 1973. The clapping was 2005, the standing ovation.

Okay. Yeah. And then what's the, what's the take on him since like the Me Too thing? Do they try and like hide him? Or is it still like? So when Me Too happened, a big thing early on was this petition that a lot of directors had signed because while Roman was on the run from the US authorities, there were proceedings

in Europe to get him extradited back to the US. So he was placed under house arrest in Sweden, I believe for a short amount of time. When that happened, a bunch of Hollywood people wrote out this petition saying we want him to be released. He's not hurting anyone, despite the fact that when he was on house arrest, he was bragging like, I've got a bunch of 16 year olds at my house right now. There were a bunch of directors and people who, it was like a hundred names. It was like Martin Scorsese, I want to say Woody Harrelson, Natalie Portman, a bunch of different people that wrote out this petition or signed this petition.

But that was pre-MeToo. Whoopi Goldberg defended him on TV. What's his name? Johnny Depp was like, I mean, why are they going after him now? It's been so long. But when MeToo happened, a lot of people did like sort of apologize for that, I would say.

But yes, so he was a conversation during MeToo. And when that happened, a lot of other actresses came out and were like, he molested me or raped me or sexually assaulted me. I don't know about the validity of those, but I know the 13 year old thing happened. That was a lot. Man, those apologies are such bullshit. Whenever I hear an apology,

Shane Gillis was talking about this the other day, like right as he was getting canceled and fired from SNL, he was on this like text exchange with his agent. His agent was like, you need to like show contrition and apologize and tell them that this isn't, doesn't represent your character. And Shane's like, I reply back, fuck them,

fuck that, no apologies. He's like, I was thinking about like the people in comedy that I look up to, like Patrice wouldn't apologize. He'd never, you think Patrice would come forward and say, oh, I'm so sorry, I hurt your feelings. I shouldn't have said that. I missed, I was misquoted. No, he no he'd stand behind. He's like fuck him. He's like and then I Realized that the NBC was also in the text exchange. And so that really

There's a whole IMDB list. Usually it's like best thrillers. And this one's like, everyone who signed the Roman Polanski petition. There's a lot of big people in here. Yep. Now let me ask you this. Is there any... On the other side of this argument, is there anyone who says that the girl was,

I don't know, mentally ill, she lied, she made up stories, or like she had a vendetta, side of this argument is there anyone who says that the girl was I don't know mentally ill she lied she made up stories this is or or like she had a vendetta she wasn't picked for this role when it was promised to her her mother put her up to it is there any of that like at all so um I wouldn't say from Roman at the time there were a lot of like media articles kind of um painting him is like he's just a guy who gets pussy and she is like kind of a slut like in the American media and the European media the way it was viewed was like, well,

Americans have an obsession with sex over here in France, the age of consent is 14 or 15, whatever it was at the time. So we don't really see it as a big deal and whatever. Obviously, time has passed a lot of people's views and attitudes and that have changed. But I mean, at the time, he was a lot of, he was really hot shit. I think in an article, Jack Nicholson's girlfriend was quoted being like, well, she didn't seem distressed when she left the house. So it's like, whatever.

But yeah, there were a lot of, there were a lot of different, you know, sort of takes at the time. I think that at the time that it happened, it was not seen as like, as big of a deal. Obviously, the media reported it as like this happened. The judge at the time tried to throw the book at him. And part of the reason that he ended up fleeing is because the judge was kind of fucking around during the case and he was trying to get him in more jail time than the law would have allowed.

Which is like kind of an upsetting thing that the judge while trying to imprison a pedophile ultimately fucked up the case. There was like this leaked, these leaked text messages from, I want to say 2010 when there was talks about extraditing Roman back to the US to face trial. And this judge from California was like, I pity anyone who's going to take on this case because the last judge who handled it mishandled it so poorly that we're going to have a lot of problems. He's probably just going to be let go if he gets back in. and then that judge is going to get a lot of shit for the ruling. So yeah. Makes sense. So now we just have to let him live out the rest of his life. Well, he's pretty old. He's fucking, he's like 91. So he's near the end. He's probably got a new

movie on like coming out next year, dude. Did you make a new Weinstein already? Weinstein signed it in 2005. Harvey Weinstein was like, I'm shocked. He's innocent. Are you know? I've lived also till the Swinton out of left field. What the fuck? Why was she signing that? I mean, that's great. She's that that tall blonde lady that sometimes plays like sinister.

She looks scary. What have I seen her in? She's great. Snowpiercer for one. She's got a tremendous voice. Have I seen her in like a Fincher movie or something? Uh, not off the top of my head. No, I don't know, but I like her a lot. I'm sure a lot of people signed it, you know, it's it's the guy's good at what he does.

Man, that movie was so good. I just got to go to bat. I almost see that. Like Chinatown's really fucking good, dude. It's really good. Look, after living the last five or eight years without Weinstein, putting, you know, keeping that hula bar there to make sure no Uggos

get into our films. I've seen the results. I've seen the ugly women that are modern Hollywood women I've seen the the flat-chested like like never show No, we're never show any nudity like version of Hollywood night fucking hate it. All I see is dudes dicks It's nothing but dicks anymore. There's 30 dicks on every show that you will never see a woman's like bra Just like oh, whoops my hot my top blew off because of the fucking water slide. They'll never do that again.

I know that Y-Scene was, he funded like all of Tarantino's movies to my knowledge. What's Y-Scene? Yeah, absolutely. Like he produced them. And Quentin Tarantino, just based on interviews, seems like a pretty level-headed guy. Like him hanging out with weirdos? I don't know.

I love Quentin Tarantino, okay? He's cool. He's cool. He's amazing. His movies are very good. He's made some fire, okay? Leave him alone. Him hanging out with weirdos? I don't know. I love Quentin Tarantino. He's cool. He's amazing. His movies are very good. He's made some fire. Okay. Leave him alone. His movies are hit or miss. I feel like everyone gets regarded as like a classic. What do you mean they're hit or miss? You're hit or miss, Woody. Name one that's a miss. I am hit or miss and therefore it's my area of expertise. Which one? What was that super long one with the Cowboys recently?

The hateful eight. Yeah. That wasn't very good. That's my area of expertise. Which one? What was that super long one with the Cowboys recently? The hateful eight. Yeah. That wasn't very good. I thought it was okay, but to put it down as some sort of masterpiece. The masterpiece. I love it. It's incredible.

It felt like a stage play. They're shooting in 70 millimeter. So everyone is always in frame on that, in that, in that cabin. I love that movie. It is a masterpiece to me. It's beautiful. I watched it twice at 70 millimeter. I went to the that cabin. I love that movie. It is a masterpiece to me. It's beautiful. I watched it twice at 70 millimeter.

I went to the road show. I watched that movie twice. You literally age. In theaters. From that. Yeah. It was, it was time well spent. I wish every day I could,

I could soak up as much culture as the three hours or the six hours I spent in Beaufort. Dude, I'd be out like $80 just on the snacks it would take me to get through a movie that long. I hadn't seen that one until recently, but when the goon made me watch it like one in the morning, it was gone. It was very good, but it wasn't. It was like my least favorite movie was made.

I think it was very good. The only problem is let's do it. The Rotten Tomatoes is to me. The only issue was it was all like in one setting basically in that fucking cabin. But the character dialogue was still good. Maybe it was late at night, but I did find it to be the most boring of all those movies, but it was still, I enjoyed it. I don't mind those movies where they're limited to like one room or like trapped somewhere. Like sometimes I can add more to it because I have to lean more on character development to make it compelling instead of a bunch Of you know exciting situations and surroundings

It's just it didn't suck me in like reservoir dogs is his best movie ever by far A lot most people say pulp fiction, which is the second best but like I watch reservoir dogs like once a year I would say just because it's like every bit of that movie rocks It's so it is has hatefully in the mid 70s, which I would call about right. This seems fair. And I'm saying I really like it. Glorious Bastards. I don't just say in it to act like everything is a bang.

Glorious Bastards is bad. And so in Glorious Bastards is a mess to me because I went there one night. I came for all the ads. Look, they're called the Glorious Bastards. That's the boys. That's the Nazi hunters. I'm here for that. That the previews I named a lieutenant Aldo rain and I need me eight Jewish American soldiers

We go do one thing one thing only killer Nazis and I'm like fuck. Yeah, you take my money Let's go you got you put you put together a Jewish hit squad and when it dropped behind enemy lines and Nazi occupied France And now they're gonna cut scalps off of Nazis and Brad Pitt's gonna lead them doing a southern accent yes please yeah and then a bad accent and now we got to deal with this fucking Shoshana and fucking her black boyfriend and their adventures in France and oh why would no one come to my movie theater there's like there's like 30 minutes of her doing like accounting work trying to balance the budget for a private theater and it's like enough get get back to Brad Pitt.

Taylor doesn't understand the genius that is accounting footage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I understand unsophisticated minds. I like the build to the end. And the ending scene is just.

Imagine. I like that milk guy in the beginning. Love that. Imagine if Shoshana dies there. I mean, like that milk guy in the beginning. Love that. Imagine if Shoshana dies there. All right, I'm rewriting. Shoshana gets caught. She does the runaway and he goes, out of the way, Shoshana!

But she steps on a landmine. No one knew he was there. Kaboom! And he goes, oopsie. And then now we cut back to Lieutenant Aldo Rainer. And the next time we see the fucking Jew hunter again is when he's investigating the bar scene. And we never see Shushana again because she blew up in that fucking field.

And we get an extra 45 minutes of Nazi hunting. When we don't get a quick cutaway to rescue Hugo Stiglitz, the Nazi who hated Nazis. He was the one who's like shoving that like thing down the Nazi colonel's throat while he's asleep. Like we have a whole scene where we're like planning out the rescue of him and the storming of the building. And just when you think we're in trouble, Hugo is broken free and he fucking slow cuts the Nazi's throat.

It's got the gun on Aldo. We get that whole scene. Then we get a little afterwards of him. I hate, he's like, we don't like, but one thing and that's killing Nazis. And Hugo with some German accent is he sounds good to me Like I love that. I need that I need them and then they go and do one more raid So you you wanted to see like non-stop cutting off. I wanted action. I want to wolfenstein the movie

Okay, give me give me this much fucking action just this much Tarantino, what are you afraid of? I watch kill bill and you cut 80 fucking japanese dudes heads off in the first in the second movie I have this idea I like what you're doing Kyle but what if Shoshana steps on a landmine and then she's kind of out of it and then later on in the movie there's like I don't know a young adult woman and Peg leg helps the the Jew hunters do this thing and there's a usual

Suspects reveal because it's been she's been filmed in such a way that you don't realize she's on crutches you don't realize she has one busted leg and then you put it together I think this lady with the grenade pieces in her face might be that woman from the beginning yeah but yeah like I'm down in a sure that's fine what I don't know shit all this time yeah all that theater stuff was so fucking every time Brad Pitt came on screen or what's the the main Nazi, that actor, Christoph Waltz, anytime Brad Pitt or Christoph Waltz were on screen, I was like, all right, these it's going to be interesting. It's going to be good.

And then like when it cut from them do an interesting or fun dialogue back to like Shoshana's theater where she's like changing a placard and some horny Nazis hitting on her, I'm like just oh my god I don't care I don't care or maybe this happens we just get to see Shoshana and her boyfriend's beautiful interracial baby being raised that's what they should have shown on the screen yeah instead of her like smiling could have been and it's supposed to be a cathartic look the Jews win this time kind of thing and I get hunting and it's supposed to be a cathartic, look, the Jews win this time kind of thing. And I get that and that's fun.

It's the same way. Django is the same thing. It's a revenge piece. It's a little blaxploitation brought into the 21st century. I love Django. I love Kill Bill, both of them. I like that. And I wish he'd had a little bit more of that ultraviolence mixed into Inglourious Basterds

and not so much film, small theater, self-masturbatory bullshit with Shoshana. At least she didn't get her feet out. Oh wait, she did. She did. You can always count on that. Feet, they're coming out. Dude, you remember the- More power to him, by the way. Yeah, he's like, he does not give a shit about everyone knowing about his foot fetish. It's almost like he's rubbing it in our faces.

Well, that must be part of the fetish for him. Like they all know I like them stinky feet. Is it confirmed or is everyone just like you? Yes, it's a thousand percent. Oh, it's a hundred percent. He loves like, like if it ever came out where like some actress was saying like, Quentin Tarantino made me let

him come on my feet to get in from Dusk Till Dawn like he would give the same response of like the scorpion and the frog like you knew what I was when you invited me onto your deck. You knew what I was going to do motherfucker I wanted to see those tutsies. You've seen the movies like think about it like let's go back to like dust till dawn when when the when the most beautiful woman in the world is pouring whiskey or liquor down her her leg and he's sucking on her toes he wrote that movie he wrote a scene where she only knows what scene that I could come up with in my own memory okay let's go to kill bill where she can wiggle your big toe wiggle your big toe while we zoom in on her feet and then she wiggles her big toe

in the back of the pussy wagon trying to get it working. Let's go to once upon a time in Hollywood when the underage girl who wants to suck Brad Pitt's dick got her feet right up on the dash. Then the next scene, we're in the movie theater with Sharon Tate, dirty bare feet right up on the back of the seat in your face. I can go on there's there's more lately every single movie He makes he man and if it's not that it's just a hot chick walking into the room

But the shot is her hot feet walk. I don't know so I hear you coming from not saying you have any facts wrong I'm just reluctant to draw the same conclusion Like if I said he had a hand thing and listed all the scenes where there were exposed hands in his films, you'd be like, well, people have hands. But it's feet. You see them sometimes. Yeah. I need you on my jury.

If he was like. If he was like. You do, I was totally letting you go. Holy shit. You're too lenient with this guy. And it's not like we're saying he's a bad guy. He's just like, he gets off on feet. And so he kind of ham handedly gets feet into every single.

And it's never just, he's never like looking at an ugly man's feet. It's always some hot girl's feet that he's always around. Would you give a man a foot massage? Well, at the beginning of Pulp Fiction, we have a whole goddamn conversation about the foot massage. Like, it's constant in his movies. Can you imagine if I was a director,

can you imagine if I was a director and in every scene, it's like, and I'm also an actor in it, and I'm like, and then he looked up over his charcuterie board, eating a large handful, and responded, and it's like, dude, Taylor, you're eating in a lot of these scenes. It doesn't make a lot of sense. You could easily make a conclusion.

So I decided to look up So I decided to look up. I decided to look up Quentin Tarantino talks about feet and I found this video and the thumbnails him with a picture of feet in the caption says better than pussy. Like it's like a news broadcast. Quentin Tarantino feet better better than pussy, more at 11. Where they're gonna... Like, I don't quite understand the foot fetish thing either, but what you've got to understand is that it's not just a, like, appreciation for a pretty foot.

It is a intense sexual attraction to feet. It's that you would rather fuck feet than pussy. See now I'm on Woody's team. The jury's out. There's no way to know. Yeah. You can't tell. People have feet. I put my feet on the coffee table. I wasn't trying to seduce you. Well you better not make a billion people watch. I, yeah, that guy's clearly got a foot fetish.

He writes into his films. And like that scene where he's got, I can't think of the Mexican actress's name. She might be the most beautiful woman in the world. Selma Hayek in her prime was like one of the most beautiful things I've ever even looked at. When she comes walking on that table with that anaconda or whatever python wrapped around her shoulders and she's dancing and she's shaking her hips with those giant titties and she stick. I'd suck her toes too. Even though she'd been walking on that filthy Mexican table.

I'd still still Taylor. You'd still do it. Yeah. He wrote that in there. There's no that. You would do it. Like you would do it because you show the screenshot of him sucking on some high toast in a movie.

Like, you know what I mean? He wrote it in there and he wrote it for his character. I almost think he put himself in a movie just for that. Yeah. Yes. That's the whole reason he in a movie. Like, you know what I mean? He wrote it in there and he wrote it for his character. I almost think he put himself in a movie just for that. Yeah. Yes. That's the whole reason he became a director. He's like, I'm going to write a lot of characters where I get to see feet and I say hard hours. And he does, but like the honest in every movie.

That's crazy. Yeah. I like do a tell all after this, where he's like, well, I was really kind of an experimental thing where I wanted to see how many movies I could make, where I say the N word and suck on feet and they just kept buying tickets. Like, look at this. This is the one I came up with.

Yeah, yeah. This dude didn't have a big role. A good portion of his screen time is this. Oh, I guarantee this was his favorite scene. You see a sign out front that says dead feet storage. This is behind the scenes snaps. All I'm saying is, let me say this, there's not a picture anywhere. I'm me sucking a toe. Like, you know what I mean? I just, I've never done it.

I don't think I've ever sucked a toe. Oh, I actually have, but as like a joke to make my girl, I hated it. It wasn't funny. No one likes to wake up like that. Sheet sharks and I nibble them. No one likes to wake up like that Get out of here you fucking rascal Overall I like most I guess I like most of his movies, but yeah, there are a couple stinkers in there I don't think he gets enough guff. Look, I was very disappointed with Inglourious Bastards. I watched it in theaters. My dad, actually. I remember us watching TV and the preview for that came on and we were like, oh, a Nazi hunter name. Oh, cool. And I think the fact that it's a Southern character appealed to me.

I like that. I like Brad Pitt doing the southern accent and everything. So that was a disappointment for me. But the rest of them, I like them all. And I hold them up like pretty high, like mostly seven and a halves out of tens to like 10 out of tens. I think Pulp Fiction is my favorite. Reservoir Dog is my second favorite though. I think- Yeah, those are the easy top two. I think you'd be crazy to put any other ones above those two. I like all the segments in, in pulp fiction. Like, like when it, when it cuts cuts to, to, um, Ving Rhames or when it cuts to, um, um, um, Travolta or whoever I'm like, yeah, now this part, there's no bad,

there's no bad part of pulp. I like the, the, the Bruce Willis, uh, arc with him as the boxer. That's a good one. That's the only part he didn't write. That's the part. Is that true? Was that a Roger roger avry yeah i think avy wrote that one um that's uh that that whole thing with uh the watch the golden watch and that that whole stuff with christopher walken i think that's all avy um and that's my favorite uh when i think back to watching it for the first time there's two parts that like stayed with. It was the gold watch story and him like, this watch, your father's war watch, that

whole thing, that whole story with walking and then the rape, that rape. Because I saw that when I was 13, maybe. Oh, yeah. I was around that age too. It's funny. I was listening to the radio and there was this dirty shock jock radio station and I was listening to it. We would listen to it while we worked and they were like, yeah, just like that rape scene in Pulp Fiction. Oh, you never get over that one. And I'm like, there's a rape scene in what Pulp Fiction you say. And then I'm

like, I was annoyed that I didn't get the joke. Like they talked about it so much. They were joking around about, yeah, I'll get you like Pulp Fiction. They're like they and I was like, I don't understand this reference and it bothered me and I immediately rented that movie at 13 and I got the reference I get I got the reference after that. That's the scene under the Whatever it is memorabilia store. So I got a couple of lies like the gun store pawn shop Yeah Yeah Take you take your foot off the ninja

yeah that's a great fucking scene you wake up and they like being rams and and and what's his name look at each other with those ball gags in their mouth they've got that guy hanging from the ceiling who's like in the in the gimp suit well they bring him out of the box he's in the box and they take him out and he's uh, he's attached to the ceiling But he wants to be there So he like tries to stop them when they try to get out and I think they have one of them punches him And he's just like hanging. Well, yeah Bruce Willis was like boxing champion He just beaten a guy to death the night before so he's down to the chaos

Yeah, buddy. I like that about it when Bruce Willis' character asked, what's next? What's next? And he's like, what's next? I don't know lines like that. What now? I'm gonna tell you what now. I'm gonna get about five pop banging ninjas, go to work on the homes here.

You hear me talking here Billy boy? We gonna get medieval on your ass. I was hoping you'd do this. Nah. The line medieval is awesome. I meant what now between me and you, you and me. Oh, that what now? There is no you and me. And he's like, you get gone and you stay gone. Yeah, that's a great fucking scene.

I may have seen that one a time or two. A time or two. Yeah. Just what he goes into weapon, though, when Bruce Willis is weapon shopping to me, that cinema that's like if I made a movie, there'd be a I'd have to pay an homage to that where like he's up there like being rams get pounded in the butt in the basement. You get audibly and he's like, hmm. Hammer? No. For a second, he's like toys with the idea of a chainsaw even and then he comes

up with the samurai sword. I like the idea that that's the Hitori Hanzo sword that Bill's brother supposedly pawned off in the Kill Bill movies but of course it's revealed he didn't actually pawn it off. That would be fun if there was a little homage like that because all of his movies are more or less in the same universe. He's got two universes and like the silly one and the more grounded one. But yeah, big Tarantino fan. If he defended a alleged child diddler, then I'll just let that slide, I guess.

Well, I don't think he signed this. I don't think he's on this Oh! MDB list I'm looking at. Well, good for him. Still the goat, still the goat. Well, I didn't, I'm not gonna read through it again, but Control-F tells me he did not. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. To be honest, I got that beep sound

in more. Uh, so this is so out of my wheelhouse as far as like internet lore and culture, but I've been seeing it even on my Twitter feed, just nonstop that I dubs made a content cop video on h3h3 and It seems like a lot of people are hating it and this seems like the kind of thing you would know a lot more about Can you give us kind of the gist and why they hate him should we hate him? I don't know if you should hate him I don't really hate items. I'm more I feel like it's more like a disappointment thing It's like yeah growing up and I don't really hate I does I'm more I feel like it's more like a disappointment thing It's like growing up and I don't like that. He tried to sandbag Sam hide and then he got I feel like for millions of people It's like growing up and realizing like your older brother has been like sucking penis for a long time or something Or like just like swallows like come or like something gay just something. It's just like something like gay like that

I'm not following. Or swallowing cum. Basically, items item. Actually, Woody, let's talk about the comp. No, so items came out of retirement to make a new content comp. I watched the first 20 minutes of it before I decided I'm really not into internet drama that much. Yeah. And that's where it stopped. The Reddit stuff I saw seemed to really like it. They thought iDubbbz was some sort of like, I don't know, hero coming back to save us.

That's Reddit. And it's also not very many Reddit comments. Like, I don't know, I read six. So the reason why the Redditors like iDubbbz is because iDubbbz is pro Palestine, right? He's fighting in favor of Palestine and he's friends with Hassan Piker. And Hassan Piker is in the video

with all of Hassan's Twitch friends. The reason why I don't like this video is because I remember how Content Cop used to be. When I was in late middle school, early high school, that's when Content Cop was coming out, like 2015 to 2018, like that three-year period. That's when they were coming out. And they were great.

Like Woody, I don't know if you've seen the old ones, but this new one you have? Three of them maybe. Okay, that's probably enough. Let's get a couple of the old ones. Yeah. Yeah. So you would, if you guys have seen those

and you remember them, you would probably agree that what he put out is like not really a content cop. It's a far cry from what he used to do. What he used to do was like an event. It was like, you know, now the biggest like YouTube trauma, whatever criticism videos you see, they get like a million views items of drop videos back. They get 30 million of you should have gotten one guy. It was like an event. It was a mass cyber bullying event. Everybody would gather around, get their popcorn and fucking hate this one dude. And the best

part is that they were really funny. They were really funny. They were high effort. He'd have all these like skits that kind of felt like jackass Dan Margera, you'd be like running around in a cop outfit skateboarding, driving cars around tackling people. He would have like all these like cool sort of meta textual themes like for the rice come on and had like seven deadly sands for a second. Yeah, he put on the cop outfit at the start of the video and it didn't fit anymore

He was like trying to pull it down. Yeah, it was pretty funny. Like obvious whole thing that was funny But but the skit was so shitty. It was just him alone in his room putting on the outfit But in the old ones would be like him running around with like max mofo like jumping on his back or anything reviews and they were They were really they were really really funny videos. That was the main part. It wasn't that like the criticism was so good. They were just really funny. Like for the whole video about Leafy, I feel like half the video was spent talking about his chin or for the whole video about rice gum. It was like half, it was like Asian jokes and shit like that. Like it was very funny. The most recent one is like, Ethan, you shouldn't have said that about Israel because Israel's bad and Palestine's good.

Like, I just don't fucking care. I don't care. I don't wanna see this guy talk about that. No, it's not funny. It's not funny. I don't wanna hear about this. I don't care. So yeah, it was.

And also like the old ones, like they, you know, he was trying, this one is like, he puts on the cop outfit and then he's just sitting in his room like this. So Ethan, turns out my editor called your wife a cunt not a very nice thing But anyway, you shouldn't have said this about Benjamin Netanyahu. It's just like I don't care It's not what I want to see from him. It's not what I want to say from him. I guess what happened is H3h3 is that his name? He's been pro is real pretty strongly on his podcast

but anyone who criticizes his point of view gets called anti-semitic and That seemed to be the point that I dubs was making for 20 minutes straight that I was like, alright I think I get the gist of this This could have been an email right? Yeah, but like after watching the video I was just so like I don't know it felt so childish and it didn't feel fun. It didn't feel fun. That's what made the old ones. If he gave somebody piggyback rides, like he did. Yes. Yes. That would have been less childish for sure. What's childish.

What's childish is screaming about Israel and Palestine online at Ethan Klein and pretending that it matters. What's, what's adults. Okay. What's mature is, uh, fighting team star with the black dude in the sewer and having pickles. Okay. And the popcorn that was, that was excellent. Okay. What's mature is, uh, fighting keemstar with the black dude in the sewer and having pickles. Okay. And the popcorn that was, that was excellent. Okay. That's what I want to see. Yeah. It is a little, it's a little rug pulley to be like, Hey, remember this series that 10 years ago was very funny, high effort. Well, we're titling it the same, but it's basically me mad or like trying to scold people for

not having my opinions. It's like, well, this is kind of depart. It's like if the first episode of the next season of Sunny was like a debate about like a full sincere debate about like gun control instead of trying to make it jokes and like a plot line with Frank being a bit silly and then the gang being a bit silly. Like you'd be like, oh, you got me. This isn't something, that's what I'm saying is they got their little opinions out there

and said their piece, but it wasn't about that as much as it was a vehicle for the humor. That's why it's good. What I liked was they told the truth. There was the part where Dee and, what's Dee's brother, I'm spacing. Dennis. Dee and Dennis, where the mindset that it's easy to get one of these mass murder devices, you just go in and get it. And then they try to do that. And they're like, excuse me, sir,

I'd like a mass murder weapon. Your most high capacity assault rifle. And they're like, okay, you haven't ever been convicted of a crime or Or been committed to a mental institution. Have you and they're both like, ah, I mean well, you know They get they get fucking carded and they can't get the fucking gun And then when they get then they go try to buy it on the black market and the guy wants like triple And they threaten them and then suddenly they realized that all the good on gun owners like put a stop to that immediately If anything was pro-gun ended up being programmed. Yeah. And still funny. Regardless. Yeah, exactly. But that little storyline was a vehicle for their jokes and their humor. And so like, it's still the main thing is that it's it's funny. Like, I think that

everyone can appreciate something, whether or not it comes from some other perspective, as long as it's like funny, as long as it's like entertaining. Sure. Like, you know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't really call myself a liberal, but I do like Jon Stewart and Jon Stewart has been very funny. Like he's had a lot of jokes that have really hit and it's not because I agree with his opinion, but it's cause he says it in a way that I'm like, Oh, that's like, you know, he knows what, what funny is supposed to be, or he knows. As opposed to Jon Oliver, who doesn't know what funny is.

I have not seen him being funny. That's true. Yeah, sure. Not like either of them lately. That guy's got some rough delivery. And I feel like that's like what Idubbz is caught up and I think that he's like very joyless and unfunny and it's just hard to watch him. But back in the day, he was like the funniest dude around and whether or not I agree with what he said, I honestly didn't really give a shit because he just said it in such a funny way and presented it in such an interesting way and he's not doing that anymore. It looks like

Like pretty split on his like dislike 254,000 up 247,000 down. Mm-hmm. So that's that's not great for a YouTube video though. Most the people that watch your video Yeah, you act like opinions yeah, opinions are divided, but a 50% like ratio. It's not great. You're right. It's pretty rough.

It's not a general election. It's more like a poll of people who know you, how they feel. It's like, oh no, it's bad. Yeah, they're voting there on their opinions. Like most of them probably didn't even watch. The Israeli-Palestinian thing, like you said, like nothing we say is going to change the

outcome. Sometimes I have to stop and remind myself of that. Like, wait a minute, why am I even like spending so much time on this? It's not like I get to decide. Right. Like, I'll spend a lot of effort trying to get to the root of like, who's right and who's wrong on an issue. And then I'll stop and say, like, fuck, you don't get to pick. And the worst part is, I think the people who do get to decide don't spend as much time as I do trying to get to the bottom of it.

They're like, ah, you know what I mean? It'll really bother me. I'm like, I don't know, man. Like, this looks bad, but that looks bad and war is poor. And I'm pouring over and I'm looking at historical stuff. I'm reading about Japan and China and the US occupations and how they handled that. And I I'm just like I don't think our Leaders care nearly as much as I do what happens over there and if it's right or wrong rather like maybe they care

But they don't care about the right or wrong of it I don't know what the right or wrong of it is still with the Israeli Palestinian thing I know my friend who I which is why I've landed on let's just stay out of it I don't have a seat all my friends are on one side of the fence Except there's only I only got one friend who's a no, they're all on the same side. Well, like fish is the most understandable person ever with why he's on that side because fish is a guy we're friends with in our discord and his family's from Lebanon.

And so like someone who just like hates Israel because they're too online or whatever just consuming all that, they'll start bringing it up and then he will be in the chat and be like, yeah, it's fucking ridiculous. Like someone in our hangout goes like just reading news one month because, oh, looks like Iran or the Houthi, someone just fired rockets into Israel. And immediately Fish was like, let's go. Like someone was like, what the fuck? And he's like, dude, I'm from Lebanon. My parents just lost their house. My uncle's just lost their house. It's like, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, that's, that's,

that's like the most annoying thing about like the internet conversation is like people who treat it so seriously that think that they're moving the needle when what it really is is just people like professing how right they are about whatever side they believe in and like you know they get their internet cloud or whatever from it. I have no I have full cost important people and we're actually right. Well you guys have Netanyahu's ear obviously. He is a big fan of the show. I think he's in the Patreon.

When you say like that an opera like that little, uh, that off-brow, I really like that little daddy. Uh, you know, he's avoiding. We're losing you. Yeah, you're too robot-y. I can't make out your words. As soon as I start talking about the juice, as soon as I start talking about the juice, that's it. That tatter does seem to fit. This is the second time. Um.

This happens the third time. Six minutes. Um, but, yeah, I think that's alright. We don't have you at all. Yeah, a third time. Six minutes. We don't have you at all. Yeah, now we've totally lost you. Am I still here? Nope. No, I don't know if you can hear us. Robotic is not a word.

And we've been using that for many years. Robotic, I think is what we're going for. Yeah, but that makes it seem like he's over there like dancing I don't know if he dropped Zach or if he hung up to try and get back on Yeah, I got the vibe. He was trying to try and make a change. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I didn't watch any of the fucking content cop thing. But I did know it was so widely disliked. I feel like that like dislike ratio tells me that my opinion, which was kind of like,

I thought it was high effort. He found so many clips of Ethan like saying things that, you know, like, you're so, you're anti-Semitic if you think I'm wrong, kind of content that Ethan was putting up. And I'm like, man, he found all that footage, put it together, sort of made a point. It's not bad, but I guess I'm wrong. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's been like a kind of, or at least it, you know, and I don't have my finger on the pulse, but it seems like his public

perception has been going down ever since that Sam Hyde, like, like almost dueling I-Dubbbz. Yeah, the dueling documentaries they had where, you know, I-Dubbbz was trying to sandbag Sam Hyde. And Sam believed it was because I-Dubbbz was beginning his, like, you know, I'm not edgy anymore. I'm like progressive. And like, he thought that would be like, like if you could skewer someone as big, you know, there are a lot of right-wing people like, like Sam Hyde,

that that would like ingratiate you to this. And then like, he just got punked, just absolutely dominated by Sam the whole time where he's like, Hey, Sam, I'm here to make the documentary. And Sam's like, already sweaty and out of breath, like perfect. We're going to go fight under a bridge. And then makes him out of his comfort zone. At the end, he's like confronting him and being like, Ian, you thought that that crackhead I hired was my girlfriend?

Are you fucking serious? I get all kinds of pussy, dude. Wasn't there something about the Wasps? There was a pile of Wasps? Yeah. He posted his plan to just have the entire situation be upsetting. It wasn't even in the video. He just posted on his Twitter, Sam did, and it was killing me because he's like, these were our ideas.

We didn't do all of them on how to make it just as uncomfortable but not so overtly that he leaves. And it's like huge amount of dead wasps on the table. No one addresses it. If it's brought up, you say things like it is what it is. A borderline dangerous amount of ball bearings freely on the hardwood floor. Tell him to watch his step. Did he do that one? I don't remember if he did the ball bearings, but he did do the fake, the crackhead girlfriend, which was very, very funny. In my chat, when I'm struggling with a boss and just getting my ass kicked in a game,

they're all like, Woody, you're thinking Lamborghini and you need to think Ferrari. That's not helping. That was so funny. Like five minutes into meeting Sam, and like I met Sam at that trip with Harley a year and a half or so ago.

He's a big dude. And so he's a six footfive guy that wears two-inch lifts and boots. He's enormous. And so to get in a little tiny Miata with him that's stick shift and be like, Sam, I've never driven stick shift before, and then be earnestly asking for help as you're scared on the road and Sam is smoking a cigar next to you going, like, do I do it this way? Maybe a slingshot. Yeah. It was a slingshot. And he's like, am I doing the shifting right? He's like, no, you're not thinking Ferrari. Like just, it's just really upsetting him. That was funny. You know,

it was just completely a slingshot traffic. Have I, yes you ever seen what was three wheelers, slingshot, bullshit jobs and traffic. Oh yeah. Maybe once or twice. Always a black guy, right? No, I guess I didn't notice but maybe it's always you see a Subaru is a lesbian in there But I promise you see a slingshot. It's a black dude because it's a it's like a $13,000 car you can get with no credit and it kind of looks cool They kind of look good where I live there are no black guys and everyone drives a Subaru.

So where I live, there are no white guys. Interesting. There's a road called the Dragon has like, this is going to be wrong, but it's close. It's like 378 turns in 11 miles, and it's popular among motorcyclists and slingshot drivers. That's where I see it. Really? That's interesting. Obviously, I've driven that road a bunch of times.

It's a fun road to drive on. Oh, you know the Dragon's Tail, I think, or something like that? Like up through the Tennessee, right? Yeah, yeah. I think part of it's in North Carolina and part of it's in Tennessee. I think when I go to Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge, I go through that. If not, then I go through a road that's so fucking curvy that it should be called the Dragon's Tale.

Dude, I don't want to get off topic, but that road has the best publicist in the world because every road in the area has like 300 turns every 10 miles and only that one is the Dragon's Tale. On the way, are there some like nice scenic spots to pull out, pull over and look at the Smokies? Yeah, that's the best part. on the on the way are there some like nice scenic spots to pull out pull over Look at the Smokies. Yeah, that's the best part anybody's never been up there. It's a it's kind of a hidden gem of the south I would say the Smoky Mountains are beautiful. I believe it's considered a rainforest. I

Didn't know that I think it is another little thing. We mentioned wasps earlier Taylor scientists found that wasps thing we mentioned wasps earlier Taylor scientists found that wasps identify each other by by sight they recognize each other by like subtle differences in their facial colorations just like we would recognize you know you might think that I was like pheromones or like rub each other with their antenna like I know be dancing right bees would do pheromones to like recognize if somebody was from another hive they communicate with like body movements and stuff is maybe the pheromones and body movements. They have these these like happy little bee dances they do and depending on how the the moves depend determine how much food like they come back with food and they do this little dance that

like and everybody's touching them feeling the dance and they're describing how much food there is and where it is with the dance. It's really cool. But wasps use sight. They recognize their nests and each and their friends by sight. And I was like, how'd they figure that out? And I like, I keep digging deeper. They put fucking probes in the wasp brains. And they're like, playing into like this part of their brain of recognition. And they could literally tell digitally that, oh, he knows, oh, he sees his buddy. He's like, tired into something back and there's a little wire into his brain. Like, man, it sucks to be a wasp. I support wasp cruelty.

I do. I found out about the mud daughter. You guys know about this thing? Come on, mud daughter, that sounds fun. That's the, no, that's that giant, uh, horrible wasp. Yeah, it's a wasp. It's a wasp. They have a nest. And my understanding is they kill spiders. Oh, is it da is it dauber? I said dauber. And my dad was like, you sound like a fucking retard. I was like, it must be dauber. Not dauber. I think it's dauber. Maybe it is dauber. Whatever. They come out of the nest, they grab the spider, bring Bring it back to the nest and then impregnate the spiders like ass with the wasp babies

And then the wasp babies come out eat the spider and then fly out and do it again and make more nests It's pretty if you ever care like some xenomorph shit they'll put their little those little mud dauber nests against your your building under the eaves and stuff and and we would go and Like knock them down and pressure wash them off and stuff. And inside, that's them. And inside of their nest, it's full. I mean, full of little spiders who have been filled with eggs and left to be eaten alive, like trapped inside of this little mud tunnel. This is a horrifying thing. Mother nature is truly disgusting. Insects are almost all bad. Baby bugbees are nice. Insects are almost all bad. Maybe bug rubies are nice. But even then, you know.

I hate spiders, so I'm thankful that the mud daubers get rid of the spiders, but they're still pretty freaky. I don't know. Parasitic wasps are, like, it's a big part of like their life cycle. The wasps in general, many, many wasps are parasitic wasps, I guess is what I'm going for. And they do it to all sorts of things.

Lots of spiders and stuff, they do it too. It's really disgusting. I've seen where like you can, maybe it was a snail or a slug, but you could see like the larva had replaced like its antenna or something. It's moving translucent inside of its head continuously. It's horrific.

It's right out of like, you know, sci-fi of like something like alien where you've got that xenomorph and chest burster inside you. That seems like sci-fi, but that's just fucking nature. Oh yeah. Dude, we are way kinder to insects than they would be to us if they were in charge. Remember we were talking yesterday, Taylor,

about the human bot fly. Yes. What do you mean human bot fly. The other thing that lives in their people's eyes is how that is. It like burrows under your skin doesn't it like a pimple and it lays it lays this larvae in human skin. These these these amazonian I know I think they're in the amazon amazonian bot flies human bot flies what they're called because they they do it to people and there was this this lady who had a plane crashed out there and she had to walk out and she's digging the maggots that are eating her out of her like flesh like our old key chain or whatever she had on her. Yeah, just awful. Is that anywhere but like Brazil? Is that just the rainforest? As far as I know, I know I've never had a bot fly. We don't have those here. Hope not. Thank you. Although anything can come up here. That's where the the fire ants came from

Right now. Here's what they're doing right now. So so fire ants are from like Southwestern Chile or something like that. It's down on the southern part of South America It's a very specific region where the fire ants that are in the US are they genetically traced them back to this one area. And they're like, they go to that area. And they're like, what handles them here? Well, we're not going to bring anteaters to North America, that's not going to work. But there is a parasitic wasp that does nothing but lay its eggs inside of fire ants and kill them and reset. So we're bringing those to the US where we're setting those free everywhere. Oh my God.

I would be, I'd be the anteater party. It's like we're bringing anteaters. We're not bringing the demon wasps want to bring them here. We're not doing that. I feel like Kyle's been fooled by big wasps. The anteater is clearly the one I'd rather have in my yard. Oh yeah. You're running the bitches over all the time.

They'd be dead. Anteaters would be friendly. They can't even bite time. They'd be dead everywhere in the middle of the road. Ant eaters would be friendly. They can't even bite you. They could give you a friendly lick if they wanted. I don't even know if like. They could probably blow you. Think about it. I don't know what,

I don't know the mechanics of their mouth. Why did we go to bestiality right away? We're trying to solve the ant crisis. And you're saying that, or wait, maybe you didn't say that. Welcome to the show. Do you actually think that, or wait, maybe you didn't say this. Do you actually think that ant eaters, there must be a more sophisticated reason ant eaters couldn't solve the problem, and wasps could. Well, the wasps do nothing but this. Their entire life cycle is be born,

kill an ant, die, be born, kill an ant, and die. And they only target fire ants Not other kinds of ants not even other kinds of it. They'll sting us too. No, they don't sting They first of all, they're incredibly small wasp They look like gnats because they have to be small to like go down and lay their egg in an ant imagine a fire ant Oh, okay. This isn't that bad. Yeah, so they can't even stand Well, then they they're better. they're just stealing Wasp Valor. Like when I hear Wasp I think like an awful stingy bug. So if it's just a, if you call it the the fire ant eating fly or the you know fly parasite. It's more rape than eating. Whatever they got to do to get it taken care of.

I agree. Yeah. That's what I say about Trump. I say we get a couple anteaters up here anyway, just to see how they do. I hear they're putting eggs inside of Venezuelans that they can. Ice is doing ice. Ice is the one that's so high. They're eating chicken eggs.

Yeah, I just let a face hugger into the ghetto or whatever. Yeah, that's all it does. It's born. It attaches itself to one Venezuelan. No, it eats its way out of the Venezuelan. The the small chicken. That's where they come from. It would it would kind of suck. Yeah, that I I said on

Pk-an that that kilmar guys never coming home and it's funny the next day. That's what the press conference was He will never be a Maryland father. He will never live in this country And it just on and on and being real mean about it. It's great. It's great. It's scary I was here legally didn't commit any crimes clean criminal record I Mean I was in an El Salvador supermax prison for life now Don't have the same conversation for the fourth time in two episodes. I heard he's a terrorist. I

I don't want to have the same conversation for the fourth time in two episodes. I hear he's a terrorist. I have heard that. I have heard he's a member of Trendy Aragwa. And then I heard MS-13 and I haven't seen any proof. He's the president of DEI. So now I don't like a lot of information, but she did release more information the other day, and I'm told that he was when he was taken in, he was with two members of MS-13 and they mentioned his T-shirt,

was some sort of gang imagery tied to MS-13, something about president's faces covered with dollar bills. I don't know, she didn't describe it well. I wish there was more real evidence, the kind that you would expect when you convict someone in a court of law. However, tell you what, this has got to really put the scare

into anybody who was thinking about coming. So I do what you gotta do. It's not that I'm for this guy. It's that I'm against a lack of due process. I've been this way since the first day it came up, since like four weeks ago when they first sent the guys. I'm like, what if some of these guys are innocent? What if, right?

Shouldn't we know their names before we put them in a super max prison? Shouldn't we? And I, I just feel smarter about it every day. Like it, shit, we don't know anything about these guys, whether it's the gay hairdresser, the autism guy, the Maryland father who was here legally every time it's like, we just, I hate referring to him as the Maryland father because like that may be true But another thing that's true is he is a citizen of the country of El Salvador

That is where he is Away from there and now he lives here legally and they deported him for no crime when you say moved He's here legally what you mean is they judge put a stop on the deportation order so he couldn't be removed, right? They granted him asylum status. Like he came here, he applied for asylum. It was granted to him and that's why he was legal. And then they put them in a Venice, where I'm sorry, El Salvador super max prison for what? And he might turn out to be an ugly guy, but there should be a trial.

We should know what he did, why he's there. Never mind. You see her? Now is that confirmed? Oh yeah, I've seen the press conferences. Frank Kilmar home! Look, I'm with you. I wish that there was more evidence shown, but I'm also of the mindset that he's probably a bad guy. And he's probably a bad guy. I mean, he's pretty brown. What else do you need to know? It was great. Like that Democratic representative tried to he went down there to El Salvador

and spoke with their vice president. Well, no, I'm talking about this other thing. The next thing I'm talking about introducing. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. He went down there and they wouldn't let him go to the prison and see Kilmore. But then like a conservative representative went down like today and they let him into the prison to like look around, do whatever he wanted. Make a little video. Whatever. You know, a little propaganda piece, whatever.

But it makes sense, right? Like a thumbnail where he's like, he's like soy facing at all of the MS-13 guys with their head shaved. Oh, oh, I bring a water pistol full of Kool-Aid. You miss it, huh? That's sugar. Yeah. That's what we would do to terrorize wasps.

Give them a little taste of sugar. Treat, treat illegals like wasps. Give them a little taste of sugar. Take it away. Treat, treat illegals like wasps. Illegals. So now we have to bring in any of these. So now we're gonna bring him back. Anyway, yeah, I just, and now he's going to Citizens. I hope he has some due process for when he puts Citizens in El Salvador Supermax prisons.

I, you know, first it's illegal people, then it's legal people, then it's the Citizens. Well, I you know, he's first it's a illegal people then it's legal people then it's citizens Well, I am well, he said it would be Yeah, don't like that. He did say he's definitely looking at how to send the home groans as he calls them He did not. Yeah, the home. Yes. Oh, yeah Camera and he's also like he was chatting with the El Salvadorian president like to the side. They made it sound like a hot mic. He's not

trying to be sneaky. I mean they lower their voices but he's not like, you need to build eight more of those prisons for the homegrowns. He's like, you need to build like eight more of those, you know, for the homegrowns. And president of El Salvador is like, oh, yes, eight. He could do this. Like that guy doesn't give a fuck. He's dressed like a nightclub owner. It was great. That doesn't seem like a Trump move.

It seems like the Trump move would be him being like, we're going to build the most beautiful prison you've ever seen. The biggest beautiful prison because all the homegrown bad guys. This is a legal black hole from which there is no return. So the judge can say what he wants. Like the Supreme Court can say what they want. The only person who has jurisdiction over that El Salvadorian black hole is the president of El Salvador who's on the take from Donald Trump. So Donald Trump is the only person who has sway over the the black hole in El Salvador. So what are they going to do to him? What can they do? Trump, they're going to hold him back if he wanted him. That's what he's doing.

The judge ordered that he returned this person and Trump was like, damn wish I could. And of course he doesn't say that, but he's like, I can't get them. And the El Salvador guy says, I would be smuggling a terrorist back to America. I won't. I can't do that. I can't smuggle terrorists into America. As if they just don't understand what the request is or what's happening. They're just like, ah, fiddlesticks, two days late. Ah, we could have done this two days ago.

Yeah, I bet it's gonna put the scare in a lot of people who are gonna come here illegally and they won't come here. I know I would be scared. I definitely would be scared. I definitely would be if I saw where would you sneak into? Let's say you live in some horrible shithole and you got to sneak in. I would go to Canada or I would try to get into Europe. Where would you sneak into Joe?

Fuck. The problem is I don't think there's anywhere else I'd want to live other than the States. So yeah, America rules. Yeah. If I was, if I was like a Brazilian dude, if I was a Brazilian dude and I had to go anywhere, maybe like Puerto Rico, isn't it? Like nice there. Why not Portugal where they speak the same language, right? What's poor?

Yeah, but they're both, but then you have to be around those Portuguese people. But you are, you're one of those ports. I wonder if the people do the whites in Portugal look down upon Brazilians? Like, like, do they speak maybe like gutter Portuguese? They probably do. Yeah, I bet like there's no way. It's probably like a North versus South Italy type thing.

They're like the dirty rednecks to them maybe. They're like mainlanders, Sicilians, something like that. It's like, oh, those guys. They don't really like them. I can see that. I don't know. I see that Europe's pretty accommodating for anyone and everyone who wants to storm those beaches these days. So maybe somewhere in there, you could probably have a nice life in one of those Muslim countries they've got now. I'd pick one of the warm European countries. Like Sweden, Norway, Finland, too fucking cold.

Spain. Let's go to the south of Spain, dude. Let's get fat on Iberico ham and fuck Spanish women. Spain or Italy would be the best. I was going to say Italy, too. Italy was my favorite. Greece would be nice. They have great weather.

I don't know that I could ever learn to drive in Italy. They're so wild, but otherwise, it seems like a lot of fun. You know you'd be on your bike. You wouldn't have a car. Dude, I'd be on my, You'd get an e-bike. I'd stop saving for retirement

if I was gonna ride a bicycle around Italy. There's no point. You're not making it that long. Oh, is it dangerous? Oh my gosh. They're like, I drive in New York City while shaving and don't give a fuck. I'm in Italy. I'm like somebody help me. I don't know. Are they bad?

Is it just like not a lot of wildly drivers? They go back and forth. They're on the horn over nothing. They're they're like a great, it's a freaking competition. Where have you been in Italy? I, I, if Rome, when I went to Rome, it wasn't that crazy to me. Oh, Rome was wild to me. Like, I just remember a lot of really little like versions of American cars. Like I saw like a car that was a RAV4, but it had two seats. I saw a lot of those,

stuff like that. But I don't, I don't remember crazy driving. What I do remember is that the, because it's like fucking built thousands of years ago, a lot of the roads are real tight. So it's very awkward. And there's like a lot of kind of like one ways that aren't marked as a one way, but people just kind of know. But yeah, from, from my memory, the driving wasn't that, that nuts, but maybe I just, you know, I didn't experience whatever what he did. I'd be interested to see like the per capita honk rate of different European countries,

because I imagine Italians and Greeks would be like laying on the horn, more emotional drivers. And I feel like places like Germany, maybe Belgium, they'd be more reserved where they also pride, I don't like in their, I don't know why they'd be more reserved where they would also pride in their hands. I don't know why they would be so loud though in Italy because they're not really doing anything. Like they're like really honking the horn on the way to get like a crepe or something. Like everything's so slow.

Yeah, I mean, I always hear that about Italy and Greece and like Southern Europe where it's like, well, we work from nine to 11 and then we have a four hour lunch. And then if there's time we go back to work and it's like damn you guys are just like I imagine them sitting smoking on a patio drinking nice coffees and like yeah they're just eating slowly and it's so fucking hot in Rome you can't really get anything done anyway I

googled it sure that Google would back me up but it did not it said Bulgaria and Greece have the worst drivers Bulgaria well, well, my mom is from Bulgaria and when I've been there, I can't confirm they are fucking retards on the road. I can confirm that for sure. I remember going there, my uncle was driving and he was just like a complete freak on the road. Like he would like stop like one foot

in front of the person in front of him. And like he was driving one of those, like the Audi A8 or whatever, like the L, the limo thing. And it's like a big car. And he would like stop like 10 feet in front of the car in front of him going like 40, it was crazy. After I got back from Italy, I got into this phase of watching people ride motorcycles

in Italy just for the like YouTube videos of this, for the adrenaline rush to watch the insanity of trying to navigate through Italian traffic on motorcycles. Like it was a, it's a genre. Do you have any interest in those e-bikes? They've got better and better, the electric bicycles and I catch videos occasionally and they're like these vloggers that'll tour the bad part of LA. I watch a guy that does that and he sort of has fun with like, he'll get into a sketchy thing where like he's getting approached by some weird people and he's like and away and

the bike goes because holy shit he's got the ability to go zero to 30 in like three seconds or something he's gone on this little bicycle was yeah so ebikes are funny because the line gets really blurred between motorcycle and like bicycle yeah like I have a friend who has an e-bike and the pedals are barely functional. They're basically foot pegs and I tried it. He uses it a dirt bike. It's a blast. I've ridden one.

They're really cool. Easy to wheelie. I don't know why I was so much better at wheelieing an electric bike than a gas powered one. It's when you pull back, you can lift the front of the bike. Maybe it was how light it was. And also I had an easier time controlling the throttle to like pull it up more when I wanted more. Whereas on an engine night.

I can wheel it. It's not as good as I wish it was. The e-bike weighs like what, 50 pounds, 100 pounds, maybe at like the heaviest of a super heavy one. This one was probably over 100. It was a dirt bike e-bike. Well, even at that, I mean, you probably weigh like what? 200 pounds, what hundred pounds, maybe at like the heaviest of us. This one was probably over a hundred. It was a dirt bike. Well, even at that, I mean, you probably weigh like what? 200 pounds, what do you say?

Something like that, 180. Yeah, so it's really all your weight that you're controlling. So as long as you can like kind of rock it back and forth a little bit, shift the distribution should be pretty easy. You're right. I think I'm a bit of a pussy sometimes because I, I lean forward too much when I do wheelies. Oh, I see.

If you're really good at it, you lean way back and you're just comfortable with your like freaking head near the concrete or something. I don't know. How do you feel about the ripstick? You like the ripstick? Oh, those are the ones you'd swerve on the ribs. Yeah, it's like it's like a skateboard, like a joint in the middle.

Those are. Yes, yes. I my friends and I were all trying one together, but we were like adults too old for rip sticks and just like, you're never too old to rip it. You're never too old. What about, what about the shoes? Disagree. Heely's the shoes with the wheel on them. Those are sick. Those are dude.

Heely's are dope. I got a pair of like a size 11 and a half. Heely's downstairs. They're awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Like my kids went into a Heely phase and I wasn't gonna be left out and yeah my daughter Around on those things had like a 12 year old friend. We called her diesel and she could pull everyone in a line There you go. That's epic. That's what cool. I'm looking at this ebike now. This thing goes like 35 miles per hour It's like twenty five hundred dollars I like that. It's got that like cafe.

Well, this is different than I imagined. I thought it would be like looking like a bicycle. This was like a moped type thing. Yeah. I mean, maybe I picked an ugly one. This is the first I just Google E-bike and I'm looking at one. This one looks fine to me. It's a thousand watts all wheel drive. Like, Jesus Christ, does it go off road?

I see the guy in it with the dirt and the pictures. Yeah, that will. Can you show this one, Zach? This is the one that I think is kind of cool. It's the one I rode, so I'm biased. 2,500 bucks is so affordable. I don't know how much that mine cost. Oh, yours is so cool.

My God. How much is this? I don't know. I didn't buy it. I bought it. Oh, this is like a dirt bike. Yeah. Dude, it's only forty four hundred dollars.

Yeah. And you can get a pedal kit for it, which is just enough to convince cops you don't need a plate. I mean, I'm like, oh, you're legal. You might not care, but there are people who do. Oh, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is like I'm super tempted to like buy this right now. This thing is so fucking cool. I'm going to I'm super tended to like buy this right now. This thing is so fucking cool I'm gonna I'm gonna sell my bike this this summer. I

I'm riding it less and less. I'm kind of over it and also like it gets scary. Occasionally traffic's wrong But like this seems nifty for just zipping around. I like that. I do want to go off-road with it too, though Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it seems like 80 I'm seeing the range on the others is like 80 to 120 miles or something crazy I don't know what that one's that at but if it's anything approaching that that's like no it says up to 30 miles Okay, fully charges in four hours up to 30 mile range I think it's more of a sprinter as opposed to a marathon type thing. That makes sense. And the one that you linked, it looked like pedaling was part of the propulsion.

In this one, you wouldn't pedal at all. Yeah, I see that. Yeah, that's just a E dirt bike. That's cool. I'm glad that that tech has advanced well enough to do that. I hope it keeps going. I hope we keep getting smaller, more compact, more high powered batteries.

And I don't care about the electric cars. I like the electronic stuff like this, though. Yeah, like you could be more my I drove in a Rivian and it's a weird thing for a car to weigh like, is it eight thousand pounds? Am I exaggerating? I didn't know that. And still go zero to 60 in like three seconds. Like that combination isn't common.

Eighty five hundred pounds, dude. My God. Yeah, the it's the battery. Like if you took the people probably know this, but like the core of an e vehicle is what they call the skateboard. And it's the four wheels in the battery pack that make the bottom of the frame And that's where all the weight is so it's heavy, but the weights really low and it's so torquey It accelerates wildly, but it's still heavy and it sticks to the ground because it weighs 8500 fucking pounds Toes 10,000 pounds like that's the real e truck

I like Elon's shit is a goofball toy compared to that Rivian Isn't the Rivian one that has the whole like barbecue kit, too? I've seen it advertised I want to say some of that stuff didn't make it into production if you step around toward the bed Like if you walk just back behind the cab to the bed you like pull out this sliding thing that comes out And it's this whole electric barbecue kit. So it's four door, but behind the back seats is something they call the tunnel.

And like Kyle mentioned, they use it for all sorts of different things. Some people put a kayak in there. Some people pull a barbecue kit out. Yeah, okay, that's the tunnel. And I like who they're aiming it at. They're not really saying, me, look, 15 years from now,

lawn crews are gonna be using this to haul their shit around. Like they're not pretending that. They're like, if you're the kind of truck buyer who uses it for weekends, like to bring their toys to the woods, I'm your guy. And it's like, yeah.

And those are real people too. Like I hear Reddit constantly rips on truck drivers who don't use their trucks as trucks. And I'm like, motherfucker, I put a dirt bike in there. Like I get it. I'm not a lawn maintenance business, but I still need a truck for my toys. I put a paramotor in there. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. This is sweet.

Like I've repeatedly said, I hate the way the front of this car looks. The Rivian truck looks weird. I kind of ugly. Not well. I mean, the cyber truck is also aesthetically unpleasing, displeasing to me. Yeah. This is sweet. This is such a good idea. Like if you were out and about like at some range day or some fun activity and you're outside and someone's like, I wish, man, I wish I had something I could do with all these hot dogs and brats I brought with me. Oh, wait. Grill right there. There's a refrigerator in there too, if you want it like, or like, whatever you want because you go camping, you're the ball. I see a lot of, a lot of electric

vehicles now are doing a thing where they've got a gasoline powered generator That that charges the battery they don't it doesn't turn the wheels it produces power With with gasoline for the the electric part and when you do that you have a lot of range and a lot of Other things you can do generator wise it starts as far as powering accessories and such That's the future to me like like that versatility, like make something better. Don't cripple me and make me dependent on your charging stations.

I love the idea. I think it might be the next future, right? Like the F-150 hybrid fits the kind of thing you were talking about, where it has a freaking car engine like quality generator on board. So your batteries aren't gonna wear out, but it also has like electric level acceleration and efficiencies built into it.

But if you're towing an RV with it, it's gas powered. So you don't actually have that like 60 mile range or something awful. And then when you're at the campsite, well, you've got a generator that powers the air conditioner on the RV that you could plug the RV that you towed into the truck and it's perfect. Or if you are actually a working man

using the truck for work shit, you can power freaking compound miter saws and air compressors and shit like that off the truck because it has 220 power. I like the idea of tailgating with that Rivian. Like if you're at like outside the stadium where you can't have a grill maybe, or there's some restriction on that,

like that'd be pretty cool. Or anything, any sort of like outdoor, everybody's getting together to a firework shows. And what kind of tailgate would they not let you bring a grill? California. Well, I mean, we're all in SEC states for the most part. That's true.

We're ACC states. The SEC. For now. For now. The SEC grows every year. Soon you'll all be the SEC. That's what happened to us. We got scooped in.

Got scooped in. Yeah. And then we'll never win a bowl game either. Hey, we beat Ohio State, which was a big deal for Mizzou. It is a big deal I'm just teasing because all the SEC guys act like they never lose a game. You see the I do think that's funny I'm not sports. Yeah, the where they're like, oh, I just want my Conference. Oh the JD Vance thing. Yeah, so look Here's the problem again,

with the liberal media, mainstream media. Lying media. When you're chomping at the bit to like hate Trump and anything to do with Trump, so much so that when a defective trophy falls apart, it's a sign of government failure. It makes you look bad. I saw George Clooney's interview last night

and he kind of said that he's like, when you see people from your own team lying, and saying stuff that's ridiculous, it's like, what are y'all doing? Like, he's, he's smart as a whipper sharp as a tack, whatever they were saying about Biden, the Clooney interview was great. But it's nonsense. Like that trophy fell apart in his hands, though, and it was funny as hell. But I had to ask- And he looked a little awkward. Um, I'm sorry. You're so good Like why is the trophy like that? It's a base It's like a big cube like a wooden cube with a plaque on the front is the base and then on top There's what looks like a vase

You know like a big golden like vase shaped like top of the trophy and the two come apart the moment He picked it up. It's really this Taylor Yeah So he picked up the trophy and I want to say he picked it up. It broke. Did you see this Taylor? Yeah. So he picked up the trophy and I want to say he picked it up by like the base and it looked like it was kind of heavy. And as it tilted, the trophy fell apart and all the football players like caught it

to prevent it from hitting the ground. And JD Vance looked a little awkward, but I was like, yeah, JD Vance, he's probably the best one there being VP and the worst one there at catching metal footballs But the guys who are good at that were nearby and everything's fine. This is a This is a ridiculous trophy design. I just watched the clip. It just Right out. No, there's not a there's no screw holding on in there

My mind didn't go to, oh my God, Republicans dropped trophies. It was like, this trophy got a little cooler. Like if there's a dent in the Stanley Cup that was repaired at a auto body shop, which is I think a real story, that's part of the Stanley Cup lore now. So to me, this thing being dropped at the White House and there's the scratch, I'll make that up,

it's probably not true. Like, yeah, that's just part of the trophy's lore now, the Lombardi Trophy, once fumbled at the White House South Lawn. When I see someone make an awkward maneuver like that, I try and put myself in it. And the way he picked it up with like one hand on the bottom like stand and the other hand

trying to like wield it, I'm like, fuck, that's probably how I would have picked that up. And I would have looked like a fucking goober when it fell. And some football player had to, you know, help me like I'm an elderly person. It was the equivalent of like taking the top off a salt shaker and someone putting salt in their food. I feel like someone pranked him with that, with that trophy design. Someone took the screw out or whatever. Did they tell him to pick it up? Why was he lifting the trophy in the air well i think it's only bad luck to do that before you've won it at least in hockey you can pick it up as much as you want afterward i don't see ncaa football championships in my future i'll just risk it yeah i'm already here. I touched the Stanley Cup when I realized my window had closed.

I don't think they're going to let me in. They brought it to Cisco. Oh, I was about to ask if you'd seen it in person. You have, cool. Yeah, it was in the Cisco basement cafeteria. I'm like, oh, yeah, I should go see it. Yeah, I guess I should go see it. Cool.

Was there that blonde guy there? That like keeper of the cup? The word cup. Deeper. Yeah. Let me find him. Dude, Zach, if you can find this guy, there is one very specific man with straightened blonde hair

who wears white gloves and has to take care of the Stanley Cup. And every time, it's like he cuts his hair in a way where he's like, I don't want to be upst care of the Stanley Cup. And every time it's like he cuts his hair in a way where he's like, I don't want to be upstaged by the Stanley Cup. I need to draw attention to myself here. He looks like a fucking loon. He has the same hair as that, you know, that British politician with like that straight blonde.

It looks like a fuck it. No, no, no. The blonde hair one. Oh, this guy. Yeah, he's always. The blonde hair one. Oh, this guy. Yeah, he's always got like this, this like big fluffy Trump hair. This is actually the most conservative I've seen his hair in any pictures. But I like that. Taylor asked me to recognize someone I saw like 14 years ago in a basement. Taylor, every time I'm not sure it's you.

I see you guys don't see that before the show is Kyle and I remind Woody who we are and why we're here. The names, they're there for me. Tom, who the hell is this Tommy Tudor guy that you spent two hours building an expose on a zoo file who also is Homeless. Yeah, so I assume you guys are somewhat familiar with like the the lolcows fear And obviously you guys know wings, you know, yes. Yeah fuck not boogie Yeah wings boogie. Another one that Kyle Christian L is a fuck. He's why do I kind of not remember his name? He was

a cod guy friends with keemstar for a long time. Alcoholic blade blade. That's something. Okay, so all these guys are like kind of the the recent sort of little cow discussions in the past 10 years. There's this guy Tommy Tudor. His real name is Thomas wassenberg. He's like fucking 80 years old. there's this guy, Tommy Tudor, his real name is Thomas Wassenberg. He's like fucking 80 years old, he's real old. And he was getting trolled back in like IRC chats back in like the 80s and 90s.

He would log into like terminals, which from my understanding, we're like, it's not really a computer, but it's connected to a computer essentially, just like a screen with a keyboard, and you connect like a library or something to like the internet through it um but it's all hooked up to like one system is that is that right what is that a proper understanding where are you smiling what's so fun i've used them professionally and you're describing them

is like you know like like what's fucking ancient dude okay technologists have unearthed this terminal it is it is and what he like, I was an adult using these. Like those in like the fifth element is like an ancient object. It's made of papyrus. But essentially he's been around since then on like message boards and his whole deal is he was in this hippie community called the rainbow family.

And he got kicked out for some kind of dubious reason. I haven't been able to totally figure it out. There's some claims that he molested someone or something. I don't know, whatever, but he's been online for a very, very long time. He's also a gemstone dealer. And he's had a very interesting kind of sordid history. He's had a string of love interests.

One of them was he met this guy on Facebook named Robert, and Robert thought that Tommy was auditioning for his band. Tommy is transgender and he believed that he was going to go to Robert's house to be with him, in a relationship. So Tommy goes to Robert's house and he's posting like, Robert's so old and hot and wrinkly, he's got these big hands but he won't fuck me or touch me and stuff like this. He's just living in this old man's house. He met on Facebook and eventually Robert kicks him out. And he's like,

I thought he was going to like be my drummer or something. Um, and, uh, he, he's, he's like, uh, a kind of person. There has to be some term for this or somebody who uses law enforcement phone call lines incessantly for nothing. So there's like 100 videos of him on YouTube being like, they're trolling me on the internet, calling the FBI, calling like the space attorney's office, calling every law enforcement, the DEA, he'll call them and be like, I'm being trolled online. And they'll be like, they're talking about it.

He'll be like, no, they're writing dissertations about me. They fucking hate me. And they'll be like, all right, we'll look into that for you. He's called like the Canadian police. He's called district course all over the place. Part of the reason he gets trolled so much is he can't stop himself from typing. But another one of them is that he he talks about his various escapades with surprise, press children. And so he'll talk about it online, people will give him shit. And then he will call the cops and be like, can I be prosecuted for something I did 40 years ago

where I molested a child? They'll be like, probably not. Um. Hey, quick question. I know you're busy. Yeah, I'm careful. So he's a very, he's a very. You're like, Mr. Polanski?

Don't you have an award? It's you again. Are you in France? Yeah. He's a very, very, very, very fascinating guy. I have like kind of a sick fascination with people who just can't stop train wrecking their lives. I don't know what it is about them, but I just find themself so interesting. Yeah. You love the LOLCOW communities. I do.

You can't look away. I can't. I can't. See that's what Kanye is. Kanye is a lol cow. He just happens to be a billionaire. Mm-hmm. A millionaire. 100%, he's a billionaire. I thought he was still in the bees.

Is he not? I think he is. Yeah, you can't. I'm going off the Chappelle skit, so fact check me. Yeah, I mean, they can. I do like dating Kanye, so I trust him. Did you listen to any more? He says, put your necklace back,

or put your chain back on. But Kanye also has done some very impressive things. Most of these people haven't. Kanye has made some really amazing music. Lee has made some music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. College drop out. My beautiful dark fantasy. Um, when was my beautiful dark just a fantasy?

Wasn't that like 2010? Graduation was like, oh, yeah, yeah, because my beautiful dark twisted fantasy? Wasn't that like 2010? Graduation was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, because the beautiful dark twisted fantasy was the album. Twenty ten. I was in college and everyone was listening to it a ton. It was huge. Yeah. When was life of Pablo's 2013? Still, we're talking about a decade ago since he's made music like Kim Kardashian. Twenty sixteen. OK. Fed in something about her and that relationship like root messed with him and his mental illness, because clearly he's made music like Kim Kardashian 2016 okay fed in something about her and that relationship like root messed with him and his mental

illness because clearly he's like got some brand of mental illness always it's part of I don't know if you'd call it genius he screams that he's a genius so much that I'm hesitant to reaffirm to like affirm that but but I've seen a lot of people talk about it being wrapped up in some kind of porn addiction for him too. Yeah, that's part of it. Yeah. Yeah. That does seem like a lot of it because he will like we talked about it weeks ago when he went on that like spurg out on Twitter where it was like, I'm a Nazi. Look at me in Nazi retired. Actually, I'm not a Nazi. I'm a KKK. And then look at me in KKK. And then like 15 minutes later, he's like, I love interracial pornography. And then it was just pages and pages of videos of him being like, I like it when I when, when girls take the nut on their face.

It's just over and over just so much. What's really funny about him though, sometimes he is funny even when he's like trying to be funny like he can like you can be in on the joke. It's not just laughing at him like that Super Bowl ad he did for the swastika t-shirt or whatever he was like I spent all the money for the ad of my teeth so Jesus.com. You know he didn't get the fish stick joke from South Park? That only makes that episode funnier. There are interviews of him. He's like, like South Park said, you know, said, I like fish sticks because I wear my pants tight. Now you look around, everybody's wearing tight pants.

That's fashion. And he's like, dude, did you really not get the fucking joke? Cause the joke is that you wouldn't get the joke. And you're telling me you really didn't get the joke? Cause that's like joke section. I haven't heard the joke. Can you help me? You like fish section. I haven't heard the joke. Can you help me? You like fish sticks?

I mean, I used to. What you gay fish? I'm gay fish. What are you a gay fish? No. You just told me you like fish sticks. Oh, fish stick. Okay, okay.

So the premise of the episode is Jimmy writes this joke. It becomes like part of pop culture. Jimmy Kimmel's tell him the joke. Jay Leno's tell him the joke. The whole world is on the joke. Kanye doesn't get the joke. And it's making him mad. Poor man with a way with words.

You'd think he would. And that's what he says. He's like, you don't have to break it. He keeps trying to break it down. I'm a genius. You don't break it down for me. I'm a lyrical genius. All right?

You're talking about vocabulary? Please. And he's like torturing Carlos Mencia because Carlos Mencia steals the joke, of course. And he's torturing him because he's like, you wrote the joke, you explain it to me. And they're breaking his fingers and like gouging his eyes out. And she's like come on They kill him get it. It's fish sticks fish sticks. It sounds like fish sticks. He's like Ha ha Yeah, right. He like goes back to torture him look, but he really did in the in the show

he thinks it's because he's a gay fish and at the end he has this whole like There's a musical number called gay fish that I listen to three or four times a day because I think it's great. But, um, the whole point of the episode was that Kanye West doesn't get the fucking joke and he thinks that people are calling him a gay fish. And his only reaction in the show is that maybe I am a gay fish. Maybe I am make that, you know, I've been in denial about if he's meta joking about not getting the joke now.

Now that would be very funny. No, but it's an given. You watch the interview. Brash. He is. I don't think he's I don't think he's being meta and subversive. He seems to just be very overt where he's like, I like the way the KKK dress and I like them. And it's like, what does he mean by that? No, no, that's not what he's like, I like the way the KKK dress and I like them. And it's like, what does he mean by that? No, no, that's not what he's doing. No, so the KKK- Now?

Now, no, no, no, no. So the KKK, you're talking about two different things and he's got two messages with each thing. The Nazi thing is about his dislike for Jews. The Klan thing is him like sort of poking a finger at white America and having a whole American racial commentary. Because he's talking about everything's made

by the white man and going on a rant about that. That's the same reason he said that he might name his album Black Cock. Black Cock or White Rape? What should I name my album? That's about America and white, black racism. That's what the Klan thing is, and he's making a statement there.

But the Nazi thing is separate from that. That's about his general dislike for Jews, Zionism, and his belief in a New World Order, Illuminati, puppet master, Jews controlling media, and banks sort of thing. It's just a weird coincidence that they did get debanked for saying that stuff. There's no validity to anything Kanye's ever said, but they're separate things. And you heard that bully song or that cut from Bully. Say that I'm a Nazi. It's crazy. It's

a Nazi song. It's something about reading two chapters of Mein Kampf every night before bed. There's like crazy shit in there. That's so funny. I could imagine Kanye, like maybe he got like nine pages into Mein Kampf and then his mind was made up and so now he's like pretending he's read all of it. Have you read it? Many years ago. Yeah. How old were you? Probably early twenties, mid twenties. That was interesting. Yeah.

It was like, uh, it was mostly like, if, if you were to read it, Woody, you'd be like, get to the point. You can't be like, you are, you are taking a long time to to get to stuff but like it's mostly just like politics and blaming Jews and being like the Jews are bad because of this they encourage this in our culture and I'm gonna put a stop to it like it's it's mostly like political jargon. I'm afraid there's something about you know 800 year ago German history that I'd be lacking to understand. No, no, no, no.

His beef has to do with World War I that he fought in. He felt like it was a just war that they were winning. I said, 1200 years ago Europe. Yeah. It's like 1907, but he's mad about that. And you have to keep in mind, he's writing the book while being imprisoned at the time, being held in Germany for his first little

rise to power, we'll call it. Or attempt thereof. Yeah, not a nice guy, real Rapscallion. Generally disliked. You know, you read some of it and you're like, I can see why this guy was largely disliked. I can see where he turned a lot of people off. Ford loved him, though.

Henry Ford? I've been learning more and more about that. I think Ford just liked the efficiency. You ever read Ford's little manuscript he penned? It's called The World's Foremost Problem, colon, The International Jew. He's like, we're going to have this in every waiting room when we're trying to finance people. Scott Bush liked him too.

George HW's dad, pretty sure he was a big fan. That probably checks out. Yeah, sent some money over there. You guys know about the business plot? You guys know anything about this? Tell me. The business plot, fill me in. So, I was reading about this, it's super fascinating.

There's a great Wikipedia article about it for anyone who wants to read it. The business plot was back in the early 1900s, like 1920, something like that. They got rid of the gold standard, right? Which was like, you know, when the US dollar stopped being backed by gold, which was a big deal at the time. A lot of people were upset about that.

My understanding of it is that FDR got rid of it so that he could print more money to prevent the Great Depression from getting worse is my understanding. And from the New Deal, right? Yeah, from social programs. So a lot of business owners were mad about that because it was devaluing their money. And so their plan was what if we just had a coup on the United States government?

So what they did is they talked to this one general. I can't remember his name, but he was a World War I hero. He was a big deal. And I think he was in some way the head of the Veterans Association, the VA. And they talked to him and they were like, hey, we want you to get 500,000 veterans to march on Washington and take over the government.

You're gonna be our new dictator through which we will give our orders and control the American populace, particularly the economy because they want to make more money. Prescott Bush was implicated in this. And the idea was we will take back America, reestablish the gold standard, fix our problems, take the money back, right? Now, the business plot didn't end up going through because this general wasn't cool with it. And he ended up testifying in Congress about it

But Congress for whatever reason didn't end up calling or even naming a lot of the other people involved to testify in Congress No charges were carried out. Nothing really happened. I think that guy died in a military hospital like three years later It wasn't some conspiracy death. He died of like polio or some shit you get back then, right? It's just like in here. But very fascinating story. And yes, Prescott Bush was involved. He was one of the people who tried to have it done. And well, you know, look at we are today.

You know, look at where we are. Maybe it could have fixed everything. Nah. Just keep printing that money. That's the way. Just keep printing the money forever. Look at, make them printing that money. Exactly. That's the way. Just keep printing the money forever. Make them go brrr. Are any of you guys into buying gold?

No? Silver. I saw something in the news that gold is at like a retarded high right now. Well, because that's a big recession indicator, right? People buying gold because the US dollar is being devalued. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Jumping out of the dollar into gold. They always will. People thought crypto was going to be the new thing, but it's gone down significantly. I saw Bitcoin drop by like 15% or something like that. Yeah. It went down to like 80 or something from a hundred round numbers. I

don't follow it that closely, but something like that. Yeah. 100 round numbers. I don't follow that closely, but something like that. Yeah, it's great. Look, if you've got a little free cash, there's tons of investment opportunities. I mean, if you're not like in the S&P, like, keep an eye out. Maybe if it takes a good time. But look, I've talked to people about this before. I am not an investment expert, but I bet the US will always win. And here's the thing, if it loses, then who cares about the money that was in the bank?

Because it's gone too. So like betting on the markets is betting on the country that can't lose. It almost seems like a no lose situation. Just putting your money into the S&P 500, one of the one of the major ones. All right. Am I wrong about this? Like, I definitely don't know. I know far less than you, but just

it if the S&P, if you put one hundred thousand dollars in the S&P, it's always going to be there. And if it's not, then it wasn't safe wherever you had it before anyway. There's a lot of what you're saying. I'm a little concerned that this time is different. And it's hard for me to uncloud my mind from my bias against Trump, which I won't deny

with the facts that are in front of us, right? Like we didn't just pick a fight with our neighbor. We picked a fight with everybody in the neighborhood except Russia. And I'm like, is this a fight we win too? Literally everyone? And China's going around from house to house to house to house making new friends, right?

China is- Go ahead. So maybe Trump's plans go poorly. Economy keeps dying. It's bad, bad, bad recession, bad recession. Oh, wait all over again, maybe even a little worse. Then we're elected Democrat and he opens it wide fucking open and boom, like even before he does anything,

there's a moment he's elected. Boom. Everything's going to jump. You're just going to make 30% on your money in that moment. In that moment you are. It's coming back. Unless the world's been turned upside down, right? Well, see, then your money wasn't safe anyway.

That's my point is that wherever you had your money before the world turned upside down, it's still gone. Like if the US falls, then the FDIC is gone. Your money's not actually physically in that bank. It's digits, What? So the alternative to that is becoming a prepper with your money. Like if you if you if you really believe it's all going down, then you're gonna need like a lot of like water purification tabs, you're

gonna need to drill that well up in the mountains and build that facility. Invest in the future. You could be diversified to other countries too. No, I don't see that. Well, I guess it's... It's easy to do. I suppose it is, but I think we're going to win. I trust America is...

I don't know. What I'm actually doing... Is keeping in the S&P 500 like I always have. I don't know if I'm right or not. know. What I'm actually doing is keeping in the S&P 500 like I always have. I don't know if I'm right or not. That's what I'm actually doing. So like, I just hope I'm right. And I don't like gold.

I don't like Bitcoin. I don't like unproductive assets, right? Like I like assets that make you money year after year after year. Buffett has this thing where he explains it so much better than I could, but he's like, I bought a farm back in the eighties. I bought this farm and make soybeans every year. This farm kicks off a profit for me. Year after year after year, this farm has made me money just about

every single year. And now here I am 40 years later with not only all those profits, but a farm that I could resell to somebody else. Now let's pretend that was gold or bitcoin. I'm really just hoping that someone's even more excited about this asset than me. The whole time I own it, I just pay insurance on it in case it's lost or stolen or flood or whatever. And it's an unproductive asset that doesn't do anything to make me money. It doesn't do anything to improve itself. It just sits there hoping that somebody is more excited than I was when I bought it. But wait a minute, the farm's got taxes

and all sorts of like risk itself. It could burn down, it could fail. Right now, soybeans suck because China can't buy them. But gold, you don't need physical gold. You can just invest in gold, right? And then like, you're not, I like gold. I like gold when you're when the dollar is bad. Like it's the it's always counterbalanced to the dollar, it seems like to me, I also like the idea that no matter how poorly we do in a like, the world is falling apart global sort of like starving Americans situation, like blackouts and such. We still have that military and we still have the money printing machines.

And we can at gunpoint force the world to use our currency. I just don't think it'll ever fail. I think it's right now and any, you know, eventually everything ends eventually. OK, I doubt it. I like our chances. I think I think we're. Are you guys on the same page? I think Taylor. I like our chances. I think I think we're Are you guys on the same page? I think Taylor's looking really far ahead like I mean like yeah like hundreds of years from now like Okay, I want to be on your we're gonna be fine forever. I mean we're gonna

Whatever your feeling is I I'm hopping on. Nothing ever happens. I bet on us because we've got the guns. I bet on us because we got the guns. And no matter how poorly we mismanage it, at the point of a gun, we'll make the world use our currency. Have you ever thought about, like, because I've thought about this too, where it's like, oh, if I had a brick of gold, and I'm not talking about like stock market crashing, I'm talking about like And I'm not talking about like stock market crashing. I'm talking about like borderline fallout level of reset. Like a true cataclysm, something like an EM, the sun flare fucks up electronics. Like something insane.

Like in my head, I'm like, all right, let's assume I have a gold bar or like something like that. I obviously don't, but okay. So like lesson one is like, I got to protect my house and I got to figure out smelting. Yeah, that's not what like a way to measure this. No good for that scenario. Gold's good for a great depression scenario. Gold's good for a depression. But if we're talking about what you're talking about, who wants fucking gold? They would come to your house and they would kill me for gold. They'll come. They're gonna rape you. They would rape you and they would take your food and

then maybe eat you. And then they like, look, what is this? It's so fucking heavy. Like they wouldn't care. Like what would you do with it? And then like steal it because it has no utility outside. We're a rolling hand of rape cannibals. We don't want gold.

You have to have an existing economy for the gold to mean anything. You can't really use it for anything. If there's not a police force or government, then you can't have bartering in an economy. In times of ancient cataclysm, like gold, copper, silver, they were still useful as a baseline. That's true, but I think it was only with the idea you could go to like somewhere else where the world hasn't collapsed and it would be valuable there. Like if everything falls apart in Tunisia, you can go to Egypt with the gold and sell it to the Pharaoh or something, right? Yeah.

The Comanches never rode up to the Sioux and like traded with gold. I think that they murdered them all and took what they had. Yeah, they also weren't. Were they using gold a lot? The Sioux and the Comanche, like they didn't really have they didn't have metal like stuff like they. It comes right out of the ground. They were saying, oh, it has no value. It has no value.

It has value in our modern society because of a number of the technology and ancient society. Like like there was no circuit board or electronics for gold to be like utilitarian in Mesopotamia, but it still was a holder of value. Well, the reason why it was valuable is because like the fucking, like the Pharaoh or the king or whatever uses like make his crown.

And there was some- Yeah, it's interesting that gold's been the useless thing everybody values since writing was created. Oh, shiny. Yeah. And it's like, and it's like, I feel like the same way some like ancient Assyrian would explain it is like a lot of people with the blockchain, like Bitcoin thing where some king or pharaohs like, I don't understand, why does this have value? And he's like, you don't get it. There's a limited amount. like I don't understand why does this have value and he's like you don't get it there's a limited amount that is a finite supply you can find it and you can only mine a certain amount yes that is the hidden history of egypt is that because you think about the alternatives to gold if you want

to look cool like like it in these ancient societies you had kanya west who wanted like diamond grills right you have guys who want to flaunt their wealth. And so like, what do you have? A copper ring that's gonna tarnish and turn green. Gold doesn't lose its luster. It's easily smelted and then easily formed into jewelry and any number of things. It's soft, lustrous, beautiful to look at, and it doesn't rust or tarnish.

I don't know. Taylor shows up with the gold chain, and then I show up with a long flowing purple velvet cape with a white fur edge. Get on my level, Taylor. That's true. I don't have to give you the purple. Do you know where purple dye come came from? The ancient world. Do you know how many shellfish they're gonna have to crush? If I came to you dressed as the biggest, just like Elm John. If I sashayed up to you. Where's your gold now honey?

Where's your gold now? Have you guys thought about on the copper piece? There was a whole age called the copper age where they did do that. And that was a whole age called the Copper Age where they did do that like and that was a way to Well, well sure they were making weapons out of it though and pots and pans but like Jewelry is gold. Like if you look at what those pharaohs are wearing when we dig them up or any of those ancient kings They're all strapped with gold. I feel like you go far back enough you get like also Things like that the top of the pyramid The stone cap was supposedly a chunk of gold and then the rest of it was like

polished limestone. Why so durable? Not, not literally durable like as a metal, but like as some, as an object of value, like tulips have come and gone. NFTs have come and gone recently. Bitcoin we'll see. I've been predicting it would come and go incorrectly for quite some time now. But it's easy to check now. Well, not only is it all the things I said, but it's also used in tech, and there's a limited supply of it. So the governments are always going to use it. And that's going to

create this cycle of they use it. So so it has value. It I know it's using a lot of tech. It's, it's way more conductive than copper. Oh, we're talking about gold I'm like, what are they using Bitcoin tech for? nothing To rip people off on the internet. Haven't you heard? Dude buy that dip in Melania coin everybody

NFT nonsense to Oh NFTs are the worst Like I could buy into a little blockchain bullshit. If you tell me it's gonna secure us from quantum tech in the future or whatever. Okay, that sounds like it might be a thing. But NFTs are bullshit. I knew when Polk came on here and was talking about it was bullshit. We all did.

Sometimes something's just so over my head that I'm like, I'm just gonna have to trust the experts, but NFTs ain't. Yeah, cartoon monkeys are right in my wheelhouse, baby. $104,000 for like a picture of an ape in sunglasses. And it's like, well, there's just no way. This is gonna, there's just no way at all. This is gonna hold value.

Yeah, definitely not. Taylor, we found proof of alien life this week. Well, I saw the video. It's like quadruple our diameter It's like yeah, was that half times our size and like eight and a half times our mass But we don't know yet based on that video you shared me Well, we know the two things I just said the size and the mass. Oh, yeah, I mean the The life thing can you circle back to that? Did you say we discovered life? Yes

there's covered indicators of thing. Can you circle back to that? Did you say we discovered life? Yes. They discovered indicators of some chemical compound that we only know can exist because of like algae and shit like that. And the guy in the video is like, if this isn't a, you know, an error in our technology gathering, a reading, then this has to be created by life or there's a chemical process that's like not something we can do here on earth that we don't understand yet. Like maybe it's a life form that isn't carbon based. We don't know. So the atmosphere of this planet is full of dimethyl sulfide gas.

That's a gas that's given off by phytoplankton on our planet. It's present in their atmosphere eight times more concentrated than it is in our atmosphere. And it's a gas that diminishes over time, so you lose it. But it's being replenished at a rate to supply that enormous amount of dimethyl sulfide in their atmosphere. They know that by X-ray spectroscopy, which is where when the planet is passing between its star and us, the light shines through the atmosphere of the planet, our telescope picks it up, and the gases in the atmosphere absorb the light in certain bands of the spectrum. And so when we analyze the data and we see the the dark lines in the spectrum that are being absorbed out by that gas, we can determine what

those gases are. That's an old tech. Helium was predicted using this technology before it was discovered on this planet, obviously. And like 1868, they predicted that they found helium through spectroscopy. They looked at the sun basically. They took the light from our sun, ran it through a prism and then analyzed the rainbow that came out. And there was a dark line there where helium would be. And they're like, hey, this will be helium.

This is the next element. And I think it was 25 years later before we actually found helium. And we're like, look, we got some helium and proved that it was true. So it's a, the technology is kind of foolproof. Like we know exactly where every element is on the gradient of light. The only question is, and what they said, it was like,

either it's life or there is chemistry happening that we don't understand, because we don't know of any way that this gas can be created without life, and certainly not in these in this abundance and again it must be an ongoing process to keep that that that abundance of the gas in the atmosphere like it's not like something happened and now it's it's staying there and it's being replenished over time again at a rate eight times more abundant than in our atmosphere but again it was they think it would be an ocean world it's really big it's eight earth masses eight and a half earth masses So it's probably just a giant ocean world full of plankton that smells bad. They said it would smell like cabbage So now they know smells that metal sulfate smells like rotten eggs, I think and that it's savory

Huh? I don't know. My Yelp review is not going to be positive when I go there. Where are you getting your information? Yeah, dimethyl sulfide is like a food additive. It's a savory flavor. They even said in the video, they were like, it would smell like cabbages on this planet or cooking cabbage. This just reaffirms the hypothesis.

I call it a hypothesis of mine. And Woody's, I think we're on the same page with this one that all the planets, every time they come out with a planet that seems awesome, it's like, dude, there's a planet that we could live on and it's got maybe life on it. It's pretty sick and it's probably got oceans. It's 200 million light years away. Oh, but like all the planets that we could get to someday, total horse shit, awful, hellscapes, unlivable. First of all, we can't get to any planets. Like in any time, like where we're gonna be alive

or where our grandchildren are gonna be alive, we're not getting to any planets outside of our solar system. That ain't never happened. No, no, no, not outside. I told you that earlier about Voyager. So this planet's 120 light years away. Voyager's been traveling for 50 years

at 40,000 miles per hour in light years. How far would you guess it has traveled 20? 50 years, 40,000 miles an hour. It may be fast in 40 because we did some light. We looped it around some land. I don't know the speed of light. I always see it. 186,000 miles per second. I was gonna say that. Okay, well this is incalculable, so I'll just guess. I'm feeling. 0.15 light years. One light day. One 365th of a light year.

So do that. So it needs, so 50 times 365 times 120. That's when Voyager would get there if it was pointed in the right direction. So we're like 0.27. Actually I want to know. Can you say it again 50 times what? No. Like I said earlier nothing ever happens. Okay. Yeah yeah if anything all the light we're getting from that planet, that thing blew up a trillion years ago for something. 22 million.

2.2 million. What? So it didn't blow up like we would remove that. Yeah, it's a cut down. What did you get? What do you I'm sorry, which point 2 million just sort of it. Yeah, 2.2 million years Voyager will get there at its at its current rate of speed, if it was pointed in the right direction.

And of course, it's not. Yeah, it's probably pointed towards some even worse corner of space. I don't know where they aimed it, honestly. That'd be a good question. It's a bit of a bit of trivia. No, but I like that. I hope that we're able to learn more about that. And I wish that Trump hadn't gutted fucking NASA. So because I want those telescopes, I like that. I hope that we're able to learn more about that. And I wish that Trump hadn't

gutted fucking NASA. So because I want those telescopes, I like those. I thought we just got a big, beautiful new telescope just a couple years ago. That telescope is like 2000 tech. That's like 25. Oh, look, the James Webb Space Telescope is what's found this. It's the it's the most impressive telescope that's ever been built. It's in a Lagrange point way off from Earth, shielded by any any any interference. It's incredible, but it's old. It's old tech like we can do better and bigger. And I wish that that was a priority. What happened to Space Force? Wasn't that supposed to be a thing?

Like, up and running, baby. There's not any wars in space. It sounds sick though. Space Force, you could have cool outfits. I think Greenland, I think. There's Space Force bases in Greenland. Yeah, so they're obviously handling, Space Force looks into missile defense and satellite warfare. That's what is never discussed. That's what it's about. You can imagine you ever see those maps of the thousands of thousands of satellites that are going around. I just know that our CIA and probably the Chinese too have gone up there and like fucked with somebody else's satellite because why wouldn't you? We've got military satellites up there, just floating hundreds of miles up.

Like if you could go up there and just fuck it, send your capture device over to like connect to it and put in some code or like piggyback, like do a thing, sabotage it even. Maybe you just put a little explosive on it. So when like go day comes, you hit a button and all the US satellites explode or all the Chinese ones do.

I think that's what space forces up to and to a lesser extent the CIA. But instead they're fucking sending Katy Perry to space. I think the CIA might have a space plane. See, I thought it was gonna be something cool like you'd have like in the movies, like the space laser that's in orbit and then they can like target whatever they want

and like fire like a crazy beam of like light down that just nukes the entire area. That doesn't work because the atmosphere diffuses it, but the kinetic rods is always a proposed thing. But we've got plenty of weapons that are way more powerful than a kinetic rod. So it's kind of silly. You would need. You're probably right.

But I think we should figure it out for the purpose of it being cool. Well, Israel is, what do they call it? Their laser system goes online this year they have the chosen laser it's happening yeah they the i think it's called the iron laser or something that's sick it's going they're going back to that well huh i googled it yeah yeah they did better branding they got to get rid of the iron thing i am something better I was curious about space battles, steel sphere, three countries, US, China and Russia have proven that they can mess with satellites, but the internet says all three have only messed with their own satellites so far.

Yeah, we shot one down with I think an F 18. We flew a fucking plane. Yeah, yeah, I'm almost positive. I've got it go into space? The missile did. It just flew its plane up real high. Did it fly right to the tip of the atmosphere, like Iron Man? Yeah. Fly back down.

I remember, I think Kyle, most of my space knowledge comes from Kyle telling me things, but I always had in my head that satellites were way higher than they actually are because of like the graph, like the graphics you see of it online. They're not nearly as high as you think, in the scheme of things like they're at the like they're at the low, the low end of space. And so you could fuck that up with the plane. I'm like returning to think about this. How many miles up is the atmosphere? How long does it take to get to space? Space? We had a test on that. There's a stratosphere. There's a troposphere. There are a number

of other spheres. How long would it take if I was in like an F-18 pointed straight up and there was no environmental problems? I don't know the answer to that. I do know Katy Perry's flight was 11 minutes long. Yeah, but they went to like the lowest parts of space. So then you get to how do we define space? But I look at how long it was an interesting space. Space is 62 miles.

Look, so there's no like hard stop, right? It's not an egg shell of an atmosphere. It slowly fades out to nothingness. But the agreed upon seems to be around 62 miles, according to Zach. So, but you think about like missiles and how far we shoot them away from things. 62 miles is no stretch at all.

So if you fly point up. What's the lowest you can orbit? That's what I wonder. To me, that's how Woody defines space. Low you mean a non decaying orbit. You'd have to, I think that depends on your speed and your mass. So it's gonna vary.

How high are the highest clouds? In my mind, wherever the highest cloud stops, then you're in space? I'm gonna say Oh, well, then that's that's a very low definition. Yeah, that's like 30 or 40,000 feet, right? In my mind as soon as you're past that you're in space because it must just be there's nothing there There's just like blackness. I mean, there's oxygen, but it's not really the same, you know Some there's got to be some point like in the movie when they get to the black part, you know I mean

There's a white part of the black bar the scary part where like you could get sucked out into oblivion according to this woody which is a snippet preview of a wikipedia article uh the lowest altitude at which an object in a circular orbit can complete at least one full revolution without propulsion is 93 miles so that's one complete we were than the, I guess, accepted definition of the lowest point of space. If you said it's like 60 miles. Yeah, I don't know what it takes to get into a non decaying orbit. I don't know if there is such a thing, because I mean, the moon's flying away from us. Like everything's changing. The space station stays where it is because of thrusters. I don't know. I thought the

space station was moving. It's going to be mousters. I don't know. I thought the space station was moving. It's going to be moot. Of course it is. I thought you just said it stayed in place with thrusters and it's orbit. You meant it's out. Oh, OK. Yeah. It's coming down, though. I think they've got a lot of issues.

I think they're going to. And it's I don't know how much it costs. It's like $10,000 a kilo or $10,000 a pound to get shit up in the space. And they got that whole space station up there, and they they're gonna let it decay and fall back into earth eventually I guarantee it. I don't need to get a better one up there first They just need to save that one. You've already got that that material up there like like getting it up a repurposed expense Yeah, you can even better decision like when to start fresh again like

At some point what's there will have no value right at some point you trash the car and buy a new one Even you recycle the the raw metal and material, you know, it's it's worth more $10,000 a pounds what it's worth Better to just get stuff up there and fix it up if they can I sit up there and stabilize it up if they can. Fix it up there and stabilize it. Whatever it takes. And if you're going to build a new thing, build a new thing that can slowly process the old thing into new parts of itself.

Build a fucking reverse 3D printer. To eat that thing and turn it into a new fucking space station. I'm really disappointed that I'm not going to be alive for like fucking event horizon shit. right? Going into the deep recesses. We need cryo tech to happen. That's the future. I don't that you know, that fucking psycho millionaire who's been drinking his son's blood or whatever. Brian Johnson. Yeah, dude, he looks worse for it. That's horseshit. But if we

can ever figure out how to freeze ourselves like in the fucking movies, that's the game, dude. But the only people who are going to get to do that are going to be like the billionaire pedophiles or something or like, it'll have to be. Yeah. There's going to be pedophiles who freeze themselves and freeze children and then wake up. Unless. Then we'll be discovering space stations where they're molesting kids instead of islands.

Literally. That's what I was thinking the other day, like Elon Musk is like, we're going to go to Mars. Like all the pedophiles are going to go there and fuck kids. And there's going to be no jurisdiction. And the pedophiles are going to be legal. It's Mars motherfucker. Look, I got no say about it. No, you can sit on Mars. Martians have their own culture and I don't judge it. Okay. All cultures are. I do earth rules. Mars rules. That is racist. Planetists. Mars sucks. That's going to be, you think it'll be the new thing in like five years? Like that's fucking planetists. Brian Johnson looks worse for Hall is anti-aging. I see his picture. I'm like, he doesn't look that bad. Actually. And then I look at the job, dude,

I thought he was a really good looking 60 year old or something. I'm like, Kyle's off target. You know, he looks all right. Little unnatural, but not bad at 47. That's I don't know. It's not working. He has said publicly that he thinks that it it was a mistake and he's reversing course on some of the stuff he's been doing. He thinks it aged him more rapidly. Some of the things he did. This is the photo that everybody uses using his son as a blood boy.

He is. Yeah. Yeah. Use him as a blood boy. He he like takes the son's blood, injects it into himself. Is shaving your chest a big part of longevity? From the neck down, he looks good. Look, keep shaving that chest, bro. You got nice definition there and you're symmetrical, which is rare. And he doesn't look bad in the face for 47. I mean, he looks fine. He just does. He just never goes sunburned or whatever. So I so. A rich man whose life is devoted around looking young. He just. Does he just never go outside and get sunburned or whatever? So I so. Vampiric. And his life is devoted around looking young.

He looks his age. Yeah. He's a health guy. I bet he's like trying to play some game with the sun where he's like, I need to get a lot of it because it's good for me, but I can't get too much because then it's bad for me. That looks like he told AI to draw a human.

I got, does not look fucking real. Woody, I got online the other day and I found these. I found these Operation Desert Storm, Iraqi Freedom, whatever the fuck we did. Playing cards. These are awesome. I got Uday Hussein, okay, that's the ace of hearts right there. These are awesome, dude. I think I paid $50.

It hurts. $50? Yeah. Is that Saddam? No, no, no. Saddam's an ace. No, no, the two cards ago wasn't ace. He's got Dead Bob on there. Yeah, everybody's on here, of course.

The gang's on here. That was Abid Hamid, Muhammad Al-Aqsa, and I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah, I think that's the ace of hearts. Yeah Bob on there Yeah, everybody's on here. Of course That was a bead Hamid Muhammad al-taqreet that you thought was Saddam

They just all have that mustache if you if anybody's curious about Saddam I know it's before of a lot of our times like like when he was actually doing his shit There's a great thing on HBO called house of Saddam. I think. That's really good. It's excellent. I've started watching it. I'm two episodes in and I hate Saddam Hussein so fucking much. I thought it was gonna be one of those shit. I thought it was gonna be like a Tony Soprano character

where I was like, ooh, he killed them all? Yeah, but they were bad. Or they threatened his family or he had to consolidate power. It's like, he's needlessly evil. Like his own brother, He has this group of dudes that are good dudes that are all like, we're here for Saddam. You don't say nothing about Saddam. I hear you think that. I'm Saddam's top guy.

I'm Saddam's top guy. And Saddam is like, I don't know about you. They liken you a lot, top guy. Maybe you're going gonna be dead guys. I think he killed his own brother-in-law. Like, he, his, every step of the way, I despise him. He's like a Game of Thrones fucking villain in this show, which I'm sure is pretty accurate. He's awful. I just finished watching Sopranos again.

What a good show. So fucking good. That's a great show. Do you watch the whole thing? I don't watch the finale. I don't watch the entire thing. Yeah, I watch the finale. I've seen it all, like, this is my fourth time watching it. It's just great show. Do you watch the whole thing? I don't watch the finale. I don't watch the finale. I've seen it all. This is my fourth time watching it. It's just so keynote. Do you not believe in the finale?

I believe in the finale. I think it's good, but I don't want it to end. I do that with a lot of shows. I don't watch the last one. I never want it to stop. I don't know how Ozark ends. It's still going. That's crazy.

Ozark is the best thing Netflix has ever done. You got to finish it. I've seen it multiple times. I've never seen the last episode. I don't know what happens. That's crazy. I will say, after I watched the last episode of Zepranos, I was looking for other stuff to watch.

I couldn't find anything, so I tried watching it again. But because I had seen the last episode, it was hard. I think if I wait a year and I watch it again, it'll be easy, but now that I have that finality to it, it's like I can't really get you to the wire. Definitely. I've started watching the wire. It's pretty good. It's not the same, but it's good.

It's not. I lost interest in season two. You got to stick with it. Like after a while, I don't give a fuck about that pollock working at the docks. I just don't care. Yeah, but it's interwoven into the rest of the stores and in season three and four redeemed itself. You will be tested on it the following year. I hate shows, though, where it's interwoven into the rest of the stories and season 3 and 4 redeems itself. You'll be tested on it the following year. I hate shows though where it's like you just gotta keep going until the good part.

It's like for me, The Sopranos is so good because there's no part where I'm like, oh, this is getting slow. Like it keeps the momentum. It keeps going. In its time, I think season 2 or 3 was considered a real stinker. It was the because there weren't any deaths for like nine episodes. I think season two or three is like my favorite ones. Isn't season two at the end where they kill Pussy or is that end of season one?

I think that's three. Oh, that's three? I think they killed Pussy at the end of three. I think so. And then Adriana dies end of season five. Spoils. Ralph dies end of season four. My boy, it's fucking 25 years old.

Yeah. Ralph's my favorite, I'm joking. Ralph was great. I like that. Ralph was excellent. Ralph was so good. Yeah, Joe, Joe fucking 25 years old. Yeah, Ralph's my favorite. I'm joking Ralph is great. I like that. Ralph is excellent. Ralph is so good. Yeah. Joe, Joe, Joe Pantoliano. He's fucking excellent.

I think he's probably the best character. You know, I get back at the Sopranos. He said there were no deaths. And I'm like, the deaths weren't the part that shocked me. Somehow I can accept those. It was the pains, right? Like the, the beatings, the cruelty. Deaths were just business.

You know, you'd stab us, you gotta die. People need to know there's a price for that. But like, I don't know, Adriana, her face gets all bruised up and beat. Oh, and Chris beats her? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, that was more shocking to me than some guy taking a bullet to the back of the head.

I thought, well, some of the deaths were really brutal. Like the Matt drink water death, the like kid who tries to kill Christopher with his friend. Bevel aqua. Yeah. Yeah. Drink water. Bevel aqua. That's what it means. And then, and then they find him and they, they bring him back to this like shed. And he like Tony's like, you thirsty? You need to drink. And he's like, yeah, I've got a thirsty. He's like, here, diet Coke. He's like, you want some of the sugar in it? He's like, no, it's all right, Tony.

I'm a right tone. He's like, good, just the last fucking drink you're ever gonna have. Is that sugarless motherfucker's the last one you're ever gonna have? Yeah, that's fire. Or fucking Phil Leotardo's death is really brutal. That one when he's like, say bye bye to grandpa.

Bye bye, bye bye. And then Walden walks up and shoots him in the head. And then the car, because his wife gets out, she's like, ah! And the car starts rolling over his head and it busts his head open. There's this guy next to him. He's like, oh, he throws up.

And then he expands back to the kids in the back of their like babies. They're like babies like That's so good. I thought Vito's death was uh, you know, they don't show it But you have and it's worse because they don't show it. It's that it's the same effect of reservoir dogs You don't see the ear get cut off It's like a poor you up as you imagine the ear getting cut off Yeah and so you they're beating him on the ground and Phil the otter is sitting on the bed and he's

gripping the sheets because he's having like a sexual like moment like well the best part is Phil he comes out of the closet in that scene you remember course he does slowly opens Phil actually might be my favorite Phil the otter does great he's excellent I did 20 fucking years big pussy that one was big pussy is good. And I don't remember it being super cruel or anything. I, it was just, there was kind of a, are they going to, are they not going to, they don't want to, but they feel like they need to.

And that, the way that that plays out, like the psychological torture for the viewer, and that had a bigger impact for me than some quick kill. Yeah, the characters are the same way about pussy getting killed, the first watch through I'm like I really liked pussy and so some of the dialogue on the on the ship ah Dialogue on the ship. I was like maybe maybe they can move past this Maybe he can just go live in fucking Chile for the rest of his life And it's like no now you you stabbed us in the back.

It's got to end. We're all sad here. We're not going to be having a cookout on the deck after this. But only Tony cared that that ripped out the last little bit of Tony's soul. And that scene that you could like Paul. No, Paul cared. Yeah, no, he didn't. No, he didn't.

He had a couple of nightmares, but those were like, I'm gonna get caught nightmares. Those weren't like, I've ripped out the last shred of decency and my soul out by killing my best friend kind of stuff. And that's what Tony was going through. You could see. Like he had a real nightmare. In the following season,

they're trying to find someone to play Santa Claus. Remember that? They need someone to play Santa Claus. And they're like looking at Bobby Bacalao cause he's fat. He's like, I don't want to do it. And they're like, and I think still is like, God admit made a great Santa Claus. And Tony's like, yeah, he did. And then Polly's like, fuck him. He's a fucking cunt. And Tony's like, what's wrong with you? And he's like, well, I still like Santa Claus. And Polly's like, in the end, fuck Santa Claus.

He's just like, he's just like better and mad. And he can't be. Oh yeah. Paulie's like no nuance. Like he can't recognize. Oh, if, uh, if the Nazis were making like Italian propaganda posters, like they were Jew propaganda posters, it would have been Paulie. Yeah. Like the most like over the top, just boisterous, prone to violence. You know, it's a criminal, right? In RL? RIP to him. Paul is a criminal in RL. Yeah, god rest his soul. That's the reason if you watch him, he always has his hands right here in front of him. Like sort of like this. It's a prison thing. He's ready to defend himself. Interesting. People who have been on the show would always say that like out of all

the characters, Paulie like in the show is also just him in real life. That's exactly how he acted. Every mannerism, even the, if you see him in interviews, he does this thing. The, yeah. Whatever that is, whatever that is. He always does that. Like the pinky doesn't bend correctly all the way?

Yeah. He's straight. Well, because he went to prison, and when he was in prison, a guy came to him and did like an acting troupe thing in jail. And then after that, he got in like Goodfellas and all that stuff. I didn't mean to interrupt you, Woody, but yeah. Oh, I think I thought there was a gap.

There wasn't. Anyway, yeah, I heard someone talk about like meeting the actors and this, that but with Polly or whatever that actor's name was, they're like, you've met him. You've met him already. He's on the show. That's him. You think you know the character, you know the guy, you know, they're not, you've met him. You've met him already. He's on the show. That's him. You think you know the character, you know the guy. You know him.

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Yeah. The blues made it. The blues won their game versus the Utah hockey club, fucking pick a name idiots. And now they're in, which means that the blues get the esteemed privilege of facing the best team in the NHL right now, the Winnipeg jets in the first round. It's a house money series

It's a house money. Nobody thought the Blues were gonna make the playoffs this year And so if they can even take this series with Winnipeg to six or seven games Then they'll guarantee their draft pick kind of sucks while they've already done that Already fucked up their chance at a great draft pick unless they get some like diamond in the rough in the late first. But yeah, blues are playing Winnipeg in the first round. First game, I believe, is Saturday. So they could sign that they could. Yeah.

Awaiting us winning hockey and the blues ended the season strong. Yeah. Like they the blues for the hottest team in the league at the end of the year. And so it's it could happen. I'm getting I'm tentative, but I want to believe it's going to be 2019 again. I'm feeling hope. I'm feeling hope. Yeah. Because 2019, really, when you feel hope that just makes it hurt more. Well, it's, I, I won't let myself feel too much hope because I don't, I, I bet the blues get beaten like five, six games by the Winnipeg jets,

cause the jets are just a better team unless the blues turn it up to a crazy level or our goalie really. The only hope I have is that the blues goalie has a reputation for going from middling who gives a fuck goalie in the regular season to like incredible in the playoffs and the Winnipeg Jets goalie, Connor Hellebuck, has the exact opposite, I guess, reputation, where he is a world beater, one of the best goalies in the league consistently in the regular season, and then he really falls off in the playoffs. Maybe the pressure gets to him,

goalie's a hard position like that, but there are ways for the Blues to win. I don't think it's gonna happen, but it could. Let me lay how basketball does their playoff seating. I think it's better than hockey and I want your opinion on it. So both teams have, both leagues I think have 30 or 32 teams, something like that, it's real close.

And on both sides, it goes eight from East and eight from West, make the playoffs. But in basketball, it's a little more complicated. Teams six through 10 make the play-in. Teams six and, am I doing that right? No, seven through 10 make the play-in. Seven, eight, nine, 10. Right.

Seven and eight have to lose twice to get knocked out. But if teams nine and 10 can win twice, they get in. So the playoff seedings aren't fully decided until the play- in games are finished. Also with 10 teams, kind of making the playoffs. So many teams matter. You know, are you going to get stuck in the plans and have to earn your way to the playoffs because you're seven through 10 or six and seven becomes really

important. Nine and 10 become really important. If you're on the bubble between eight and nine, you're in the bubble between needing two teams, two wins to really get in or just one. If you're 11th in hockey, you're cooked. You know your season's over. If you're an 11th in basketball, maybe, maybe you could be at the 10th seed, which makes the plan, which it's interesting for so many teams and the seeds are so close like it. The best hockey I'm sorry say wrong basketball season not over till it's over and I'm looking at a fully figured out you know playoff setup in the hockey and it's over before it's over. Yeah that's true it looks like most teams have one game to play or about over half the teams are done with their season, maybe a third of the league or a quarter still has one game to play.

But I would give that a go. Like it's not up to me, but like, yeah, it could be a fun like one series or one season rather experiment. Incredibly. Just see how it goes. Win a playing game. I've seen them like rip their jerseys off and throw them into the stands like they want to chip because they went through a lot of this season

really not setting the world on fire. And now they made the playoffs when they didn't know they were going to. Like, it's neat. Yeah, I mean, I just love any playoff hockey. It's the most fun. I mean, hockey's the only sport I'm really into so I'm biased as hell. But it's just so exciting. It's so physical. People get

hurt constantly. Like it's... What do you mean Kyle? I was listening to you describe your pity pat sport where they wear helmets and gloves and fucking armor all over them. I just watched some men beat each other half to death Saturday night. I watched Patty Pimbleton fucking Patty the baddie smash. What's this like weird inferiority complex UFC fans have where they're like, actually my sport is awesome. I didn't say your sport was gay. I just said hockey rules.

Tell me how rough yours is. Tell me how tough it is. Here's a picture of Zdeno Chara 18 hours after he had his jaw broken playing in an NHL game Oh, wow, show me Robert Lollard with his mouth ripped open Care about his jaw and this was in the series. I just job dislocated. Did you say job dislocated or broke? No, no, it was shattered by a puck shattered

Yeah, they had to put it back together So they put it back together before we play it. Where's the picture? I'm trying to find I want to see the x-rays. This sounds like fake news This is that this is that hockey thing or they're like that always pretend like their sports stuff when it's just a bunch of toothless Canadians drunkenly skating around No impressive because we don't know how to skate There's a picture just but that's of him after it's been fixed up Zack find a picture of when he was leaking blood all over the ice in that series against the blues. Blues won the series by the way. But the article title is, Zdeno Chara Speaks,

a sign of progress from broken jaw. Any sport that has a helmet involved can't really call itself tough if you ask me. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, but like, I bet it is really hard to fall on that like bouncy trampoline thing they fight on, right? That probably hurts a lot. Probably smarts. That's WWE you're thinking of, I believe. I don't know. I do.

You do? I don't know. I think it's a game that's over plywood. There is a little give to it. It's not like ice. Yeah. It's not like ice. It would be silly to fight on concrete or ice.

No, no smart person would do that Yeah, oh they got a picture right before he started dumping blood So he was the captain of the Bruins and this was like game six Why is it that they always stop the fight the moment someone goes to the ground? Is it well though this was my data that wasn't a fight that was uh, he got in front of a slap shot And it was his joke was, uh, he got in front of a slap shot and it was his period. Is that what that blood was?

He forgot his path. That guy's six 10. He's the biggest player in NHL history. Six, six, nine, maybe your sports. Not just tough. It's gritty because like sometimes fighters will have to like push through that last five minutes of a 25 minute war. Now you're talking about like game after game

on like injuries and teeth beating out of your head. I'm joking around here about your sport. However, what did you see Patty the baddie smash Chandler? Did you see the highlight at the end? It was so fun, Woody. It was wonderful. It was wonderful. He outclassed him at every turn,

beat the dog shit out of him. I didn't either. I bet against him. Okay. It was great. It was a great night of fights. That was an amazing car. Patty looks like, I'm not gonna say a contender. Like a contender to me is someone who might be champ.

I don't think people are saying that about him so much, but he looks like someone who will fight a top five guy, who maybe even will get a title fight. Yeah, what, is he 155? Yeah. I hope they get Mola. Varenets somebody like that. Uh, I don't know what the plans are at 55. It's so crowded with the ELO port, Elia, Port Toporia coming up or whatever. And then, uh, now you've got Bokanovsky fucking taking a, taking his belt back at one. That guy's got a cool name.

Early in his career, Addie the baddie was injured so they were career, Patty the baddie was injured. So they were talking. So Patty the baddie was instantly a media sensation, but he wasn't instantly a top five guy. And they're like asking him, do you want to fight this guy? Do you want to fight that guy? He's like, oh no, that guy's tough. You got to pay me more than $19,000 to fight that guy.

And with his British accent. And I'm like, he's kind of on to something You know like you don't have to be champ in one year take some time get better at this. He looked good He looks sharp and and like he those he was like couldn't wait to follow some 12 or six elbows Or whatever his awful accent sounds like it always sounds like he's eating marbles while Cockney cutting weight 12 to 6 exactly right? He's like I couldn while cockney cutting weight 12 to 6 exactly right he's like I couldn't wait to throw those 12 to 6 elbows because

they're legal now I want to ask I did that oh they have been for several events now maybe this whole year maybe okay okay I would ask you a basketball question because I saw that Luca my back last this last month Luca has averaged like 38 points and like 7.7 and eight point two like like almost not quite a triple double but but like Really impressive numbers old LeBron seems to be playing pretty well

I think they get a spot in the playoffs, right? Like they're gonna get in and the NBA like they're in third spot I know it's the same game back Yeah, I guess so It's better that way. Let everybody get in. But do they have a shot at this thing? Yeah, I'd love to see that. Yeah, they they do. I like the story of Dallas fucking up and then their nose is being rubbed in it. Because I saw Luca crying at his like game back when they played that like, I almost said memorial video. That's what it felt like. It felt like he died. It was like all of said memorial video. That's what it felt like.

It felt like he died. It was like all of his best moments. He was crying and I've seen those clips of Mark Cuban when the fans were booing him a while back, Mark sitting there. It's like he's having that forgive them father for they know not what they do kind of moment. And I would love to see him get the award.

They call it gravity, right? Like if you're so good that you require a double team, somebody's open. And, you know, it used to be LeBron was really the only guy on the Lakers with gravity and now there's two. And you can't double team everybody. So it's changed the way their team goes. I, are they, let's look at the odds.

I'm gonna guess before I say it, they're the fifth most likely to win the title. Let's see. Who does Curry play for? The it's it's the Golden State. Are they are they the number one seed? I just feel like that guy. I don't know about basketball, but so Golden State also has a shot.

They're pretty interesting in that they got a player late in the season. So for the last month, they've been one of the best teams in basketball since they got Jimmy Butler. So Jimmy Butler is now their second best player behind Seth Curry. And again, it's the sort of thing where like Seth Curry used to have to

hit these circus shots because everybody would guard him all the way out to the half court line. Now, if you do that, Steph, I'm sorry, Seth is his brother who used to play for the Sixers. Anyway, used to be that they'd guard that guy all the way out to the half court line. Now, if you do that, Jimmy Butler will score on you. So it creates more space for everyone to do better

when the defenses are honest how much time does lebron have left does he do two more one more i this definitely isn't it because there'd be more to do about it yeah he hasn't really declined like you'd expect him to at his age so it's kind of his choice. What is this production like? Like is it? I'm not sure I can pass this. Definitely not worth his price tag, but is it? I don't know.

He's one of those guys that's like this field general that makes everyone else on the team a little better. Okay. And also he's the team's leading scorer, I'm sure of it. Unless, you know, Luca is now. And he's probably there's a base lead. He day or something like 56 maybe like like he's a No, no, not for now. Alright, so Lakers are fourth most likely to win the chip Lakers are fourth and Something wrong, oh the Golden State Warriors are the fifth most likely team to win so So they both have a shot. Fun. And I'm going to watch.

When does the playoffs start? That's another question. Now, they're doing the play in games. I'm interested in this Luka redemption thing. That's a story that I can get behind and be interested in. The Luka guy getting traded from from from Dallas to the Lakers. And I saw I was saying I saw him like go back and play in Dallas and they played like a video of his best moments and he's crying on the bench like it's real

emotional for him. But in LA his production numbers are up, but he's doing really well. An old LeBron I was saying doing really well too, and they're in the playoffs. LeBron leads the teams in points and assists, so he's still their best player.

Unless it's Luca now, but not for the season. And I had something else. Oh, you asked when. Tomorrow is the last play in game. So the seeds will be figured out. And the day after that is the first playoff game. I'll watch the Lakers. I'll watch the Lakers and root for them.

Kyle, I need you to watch the hockey playoffs so that you can tell me what's going to happen because you have a weird ability. I told you who's going to win, the Washington Capitals. I'm not sold on the caps, but then again, you do tend to somehow make me surround. Rock Black Eagle, the Washington Capitals, okay? The man was six foot two with wooden teeth, baby. We're breaking the chip. Is that what you keep calling it? We're taking it home all the chips. Lays, Doritos, Pringles. Well it's not it's not called the chip in hockey it's called the cup. Taking that too. We're gonna put the chips in the cup. I don't know what it's

for. Is it short for championship? I don't know why it's called the chip. Yeah I've always thought that. What did you get? I'll get it to you. Keep going. Are you a sports guy at all, Tom, or just don't give a fuck? No, no. I mean, I do, I do watch UFC now and then, cause it's, I'd say the most easy to just get into when you don't give a shit about any of it and just like really enjoy watching TV will beat each other. I do some like semi regularly follow like stories of fighters because I find them interesting. Like I'm doing a video about various UFC fighters who have been convicted of crimes. Obviously war machines and obvious one. Slim Pickens. Yeah. What I was going

to be Lee Murray. You guys know who that is? Mm hmm. British dude, right? Yeah, I think I want to say he's actually Irish. I want to say, let me see here. I have my email. Yeah, you're right. London, London. Yeah. Southeast London. He was a part of one of the biggest robberies of all time. The security TOS depot robbery. They dress like cops pulled a guy over, got his keys, kidnapped his family. It was a crazy story. Generally those sports I don't really care to be honest, despite the fact I grew up in New England and everybody when I was growing up wouldn't shut the fuck up about the Bruins, the Patriots and the Red Sox. I was inundated with this bullshit. And the Celtics, like his team wins.

And the Celtics. Yeah. I have like zero knowledge about, I mean, I know Tom Brady, like I know that's a name. I know, uh, Gronk. I know Gronk. I know about baby Gronk as well. You grew up in like Boston when they were winning everything and you're like, shut up. They were destroying. you in the fire. Champions. I just yeah, I just I never really cared to be honest. I don't really even understand what's going on when I see like I've never watched a throw out there. Like Taylor said it like it was past tense. They're the defending champs right now in basketball.

Boston. Oh, really? Yeah. Like they're like this third worst team in the league and the most spoiled city in sports. Do you like to gamble at all? Do I have to gamble? Yeah, no, but I do like to watch one particular gambling streamer, but I don't gamble, but I do have a favorite gambling streamer who I've got. I've okay. This

is like, I'm talking about myself too much. I'm working on a six hour long video about this guy. He is like my favorite streamer of all time. He's a legend. His name is boss man, Jack. Are any of you familiar with him? I am not. No, but I'm interested. You should make it a trilogy. I'm just going to do it in one go. Cause I've tried the trilogy thing and it doesn't usually work. It'll be like part one, it gets like a million views. Part two half that, but he's a, he's so, he's so fascinating. He's got a whole lore to him. He's basically this kid, I say kid,

but he's like 10 years older than me. He's like near 30 at this point, who used to play RuneScape. And when he was playing RuneScape, you can gamble on RuneScape in the sand arena with RuneScape gold. And it actually has an actual value. So there were players in,

I want to say Venezuela or Brazil, who their dollar is worth so little, but they would gamble in the San Casino and then they would get money and they could get USD with it. So they could actually use it as real world money, right? And it had a value to it. And this guy, Austin, he got addicted to gambling through RuneScape. And then when he was streaming RuneScape, he decided to move to real gambling when all the online gambling stuff took off, like Stake and all those websites. So he became

a completely degenerate gambler. And you can watch him gamble his way up to like $30,000. And he'll have 30 grand in his like ready to get like, you know, because you deposit money in and then you can take it out. He'll get ready to take it out. And I'd be like, all right, as soon as I go below 25, I'm pulling out. He gets to 25. As soon as I go below 24, I'm pulling out. He gets to 24. He increases his bets also. He's got such a bad gambling addiction that usually you would think if you're a sane person when you're gambling, the amount of money you bet will get lower. But when you're a gambler, you know when you start losing, you got to bet higher to get the bigger win. So he'll get up, he's gotten up to like 60, 70 grand before, which is life-changing money.

And he will then gamble it all down while telling himself, he'll actively be out loud saying, I'm going to pull out, I'm going to pull out, I'm going to pull out. And he's just gambling himself. Oh, this sounds depressing. Oh, he's hilarious. He's amazing. He also smokes crack, which is my favorite. Burying the lead a little bit. One of his nicknames is boss man crack because he smokes crack a lot. He buys it from a guy named Derek who I can't remember if he's a blood or a Crip. Yeah, Derek, Derek. And Derek actually was arrested at one point for some kind of child

endangerment thing where his children tested positive for, I want to say, meth. I went to, I Googled him and his Reddit came up. And so I went and put it on top all time. And one of the top posts is his sponsor gave him a hundred dollar DoorDash gift card. And he Googled sell DoorDash gift card for crypto. Because he wants to gamble with it. He wants to gamble with it. He is incredible. He has this, he has like a whole lore with catchphrases. Like he says, damn that pussy nice. Whenever he wins, he'd be like, damn that pussy nice. Damn that pussy nice. He destroys his bedroom too.

He loves his mom and dad. And he had this door. He had this door. He has not had a door for like years because he would get mad and just kick a hole through it and nobody would fix it. So he would just kick another hole through it. Eventually the fix it So he would just kick another hole through it eventually the doors got this like fast-food shaped window in it So at one point his dad comes up. He's like Austin got your burger. Austin's like what dude? I'm busy He's like awesome. We got your burger his dad is looking through the hole holding the burger trying to hand it to him

Eventually the door came off got replaced with a curtain they tried to reinstall the door, didn't really work out. He destroyed his walls. The clip I'm seeing right now, the door is off kilter, like kicked off, but still he didn't even move it out of the frame. He just leaves the broken door in the door, which seems inconvenient to me. He just keeps going. Yeah, but he is my favorite streamer of all time. And I actually, I'm not even being ironic.

I love this guy. It's so fucking funny. He is an absolute legend. It looks like that's the shape of his body. How big are his streams? How big? Yeah, like I wouldn't be surprised if he was super popular.

He's gotten like a thousand to 2000 viewers. His problem is that he'll get frustrated. He'll be like, fuck this. He'll end the stream and then he'll come right back cause he just wants to gamble. So he'll be like, fuck this. I hate my life. I'm killing myself. I believe come right back Like like multiple times in one day He's done he's done days where he'll be live for like a day or two straight like streaming get off to him in a streaming get

Off to him in a streaming out man Also, he should play up the idea that he's gonna kill himself If he loses enough there should be a noose hung from the ceiling in the background. Like just like, but the problem is he'll never do it. He'll never do it. And one thing that people notice when he was gambling was that he would, he would get, he would get more mad about losing like 500 bucks versus losing like,

let's say like 40,000. Like he would freak the fuck out over 500 bucks. And the reason why is cause he needed that last 500 to buy his fucking crack for the day. Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah, crack doesn't mean bad for him. As long as he can smoke crack and buy weed. How does he keep getting reloaded?

Probably streaming, right? He has steak sponsorship. So he had a steak sponsorship. He eventually lost that for a period of time. He got a BC game sponsorship was like a similar company. Eventually, he lost that he's been banned from various websites. But yeah, he just he gets reloads. He gets juicers from chat they call them where people will do. Yeah, we keep gambling. He'll he'll always peak degenerate gambler. He'll message people on discord being like, dude, I swear I'm good for it. I swear I'm good for it. Just give me like 400 bucks, 400 bucks. Never pays anyone back. He's like, definitely.

Who knows how much money in debt to people. He knows of people like that. Never pays anyone back. Oh yeah, some of them have to cover their debts. He has gambled millions of dollars in total. Obviously that's not money. I wouldn't talk about that. You remember that one?

You know who loses bets? We do. Somehow Woody and I, how much do you guys paid out. Okay. I like how it was like the PKA loan shark. No, no. What he was saying, someone was doing betting and like amongst the Patreons and one guy ripped everybody else off. So PKA made it good.

And I guess it was the right thing to do. I still feel ripped off. Yeah, it was the right thing to do. I still feel ripped off. Yeah, it was there. There was there was some more that they won't go into, but it was like didn't want to get drug into a whole thing. And it was easier. And since then, there was no more gambling. Are you are you into gambling?

Lightly what I what I mentioned it because I think that it is a good way to get into a sport that you're not familiar with if you put a little money on it then you'll You'll watch the whole game because you need to know who wins to see if you want or not But also like you'll care if they get a hit or they or they play good defense or whatever You'll get more invested and ten dollars is enough for me Like like just a little skin in the game is all it takes to To make me care a little bit more this year I bet a little bit on the Super Bowl and it was so good It was so much better and when I watch the UFC, I'll usually do two or three of the fights

I'll bet on you really got to find somebody who wants to bet the other way. I don't go into gambling websites I I bet with my friends, you know See my see my problem is that I can never gamble because I know I will like it and I Will do it all the time. Like I like I fucking I have like a crippling nicotine addiction I rip through two of these things a day at this point the Zins Just like ruining my fucking life. So anything that I like I'm just gonna do over and over and over and over and over Which I think you know at this point my my greatest addiction is, is YouTube, which is, I mean, an okay addiction to have, but I know if I tried heroin, it would be over

for me. For real. Yeah. I'm there. Do you drink? No, I don't drink that really. Yeah. Don't start that either.

I wanted to talk about this, this kid that got stabbed to death at the track meeting. We didn't talk about it because I haven't talked about it because I wanted the, what do we know about the motive? He's under a tent that he wasn't supposed to be in and they told him to leave the tent and he said don't touch me or you'll find out and the kid pushed him and he pulled out a knife and stabbed the kid in the chest and killed him. Who brings a knife? I did track all throughout high school. Who brings a knife to a track meeting? It's not an important part of track. I don't think he's a member of the track. No, that's why they were asking him to leave the track team to who goes to a track meet.

Who cares? Who would know? When I was in high school tracks like the gayest sport ever, like nobody would ever be the track. I love it. True, true track was pretty fun. I did track and I wasn't good at it, but that's true. The kids who were good, their parents almost weren't there like yeah and I'm good you are right but like nobody was ever

who's going to track me it's who who's hanging out my understanding was like they had tents for the teams yeah where it was like this is the tent for the blue school and this is the tent for the red school and he was a red team athlete and he was hanging out in the blue team tent and a blue team guy was like hey what are you doing here leave and then he told him to get out of here and then he stabbed him and murdered him. Murdered him and he died in his twin brother's arms. So the killer's name is Carmelo. He's been making money. It's like Phil Leotardo. The killer's name is Carmelo. He's been making money. It's like Phil Leontardo. The killer's name is Carmelo.

Let me get this out, man, please. I've been so patient every time we go on a thing. I mute myself and let him talk about hockey. Please let me get my little story out. So the killer's name is Carmelo Anthony. Afterwards, when he's in police custody, he's like, could this be considered self-defense? He didn't die, did he?

And so they charged him with first degree murder. And there's a GoFundMe. They've raised a half million dollars for poor Carmelo Anthony. His family's doing well though. They moved into a $900,000 house and bought an Escalade. And he's got a new lawyer who was able to get his bond reduced from a million dollars, I think to quarter million dollars, and then you only have to pay 10

percent of that or something. So he's out. He's out and making more money. Have you seen the knife? I want to know about the knife. I have you said said I have you know I was Googling for it. And by the way, that face I made wasn't about you. It was because Carmella Anthony is an NBA player. And I was like, oh, I'm aware. OK. I was like, what is it? Different.

Yeah, the NBA player's spelling is more like the candy, like Caramello. Oh, um. I don't Oh, I'm out of words. I want to know more. I want to know. Like that's the article down there somebody because he was in the wrong because that person asked him to leave a tent. He wasn't allowed to be in the person shoved him and he and he pulled out

a knife and stabbed him in the chest and killed him. According to that article anyway. Yeah, he definitely murdered him at a track meet. So that seems to be... and then he's been getting like a ground swell of support on like GoFundMe or whatever site it is, Kyle knows better than me. GiveSendGo, does that sound right? Of course he is. Kyle knows better than me. Give, send, go. Does that sound right? Of course he is. Yeah. And so he's getting a thing because it's a 100% it's 100% a race thing. And yeah,

he murdered a white kid and now he's making huge amounts of money off of it. Basically just what Kyle said, pretty fucked up. Yeah. I doubt he'll be able to spend it in a fun way. I mean, we'll see. His family's spending it right now. Like I said, they moved into a $900,000 house the next day and bought an Escalade, $150,000 Escalade. Oh, I'm sorry.

I must have been reading when you said that. Yeah, that's coincidence though. Don't worry about that. Did you see who his, he has like a PR guy who's like representing him? Or did you did you hear the backstory about his PR guy? No, his PR guy in 2009 got in legal trouble because he shook a baby so hard that it had like detached retinas and permanent brain damage. He's a baby shaker.

He's a baby shaker? He's a baby shaker. Alleged baby shaker. No, like this isn't. They convicted him of baby shakery? He was a baby shaker. Fuck. Threw it in a, would have been safer to put it in a ninja blender

than what he was doing apparently. I mean, I don't see two sides to this story. Not at all. This one guy looks like he's really bad. I mean, apparently it's the first thing he's ever done. He had no record and such, but also he was walking around with a knife at a track meet. Like there's a little bit of premeditation in that.

Like he- I think that's the first degree part, maybe. I don't know. I'm always worried that they're gonna overcharge somebody and miss. And maybe it depends on the court system, state or federal statutes and what have you, because it seems like sometimes they're able to charge them

with like everything. They just throw the book at them literally, like first degree, second degree, third degree, or like the jury can even decide, it seems, that the jury can find him guilty of any number of degrees of whatever the crime is. But sometimes it seems like they can overcharge and miss. Yeah, or sometimes they don't provide the options, right?

Like you can say, ah, first, second and third, let the jury pick. I remember with, I think his name is Reginald Denny. He was the victim. He was a truck driver in LA riots in like, I'll call it 92. If that's not right, it's super close. And they blocked the truck so he couldn't drive forward without hurting people. They opened the door and they pulled them out of the truck. And then they had them on the ground. And one of the rioters took a brick and spiked it on his head and then did some sort of victory dance. Well, the victory dance is why he got off because the prosecutors charged him with murder. And the defense was able to say that

because he went into a dance routine after spiking a brick off his head, murder wasn't his intention. And the jury was like, yeah, I guess so. Like, you know, had they provided some other charges the jury could have picked from, then he'd probably be in jail. But they didn't. Instead, they're like, throw the book away or let him walk. And the jury let him walk.

Yeah, that's a crazy one, too. That. That of course, that began with the Rodney King beating, of course. That's what those riots were over. Let's hope that justice gets served in this one because you know what will happen if it doesn't. White people will be in the streets burning the city down. White lies matter. I hear it all the time. They love to do that. White people only burn Tesla's. And Capitals. Yeah. That is a fucking crazy story. Like I saw stuff today about it where like the first of all the the father of the kid who was murdered and

died in his twin brother's arms which is like a cinematic level of tragedy Like he came out the next day like a simpering little bitch and was like to the media like, you know I've already I already forgive him and I don't want this to be taken in like a racial way and it's like and then today the father went to like some speaking engagement where the representative and the murderer were there. And the representative of the murderer called the police on this guy, the victim's father, and had him removed from the event. And believe it or not, he didn't actually stab someone in the heart for being told to

leave where he wasn't wanted. He just left. It's like what the fuck? He didn't stab anyone. He forgot his knife. He must fucking forgot his knife. Yeah. And so this is just this is insane. I wonder if it was a big like military style, Bowie type knife, or if it was like a Leatherman that he had in his pocket anyway. It matters a little bit. Yeah. Dude, like the idea that this guy made hundreds of thousands of dollars for being a murderer because...

Hundreds of thousands so far. Hundreds of thousands so far. Yeah, because he's a murderer who is black and killed a white person is fucking insane. And then the family using the money irresponsibly, like, adds to the story in my mind. And like, it's just a bad look. Zach, show the other image that's like right under where I wrote Steph and above the fight a cop thing, that big discord link, show that image. Because that's kind of in the same vein, but a completely different story.

So this is a really, if you go to police activity, you can watch the video that I saw stars in he he's on that side of the interstate Claiming that he is Jesus Christ and telling that is on this photo on the right That's him attacking a police officer and the cop he's telling the cop to bow and worship him because he is in fact Jesus Christ The cop puts up a damn good fight I would say the cop whoops his ass with his fists. Like, and every time he like clocks him one, he's like, you had enough buddy, get on the ground. And fine, but he makes the mistake of retreating behind his cop car because this guy hops in the cop car and steals it. And then you go on board the like dashcam and you get to listen to his audio speaking to himself. I am Jesus Christ. I am I am Lord Almighty. And he he's like look at your face not us not a mark

on me I am God and then right about then he gets pit maneuvered and the car turns upside down and goes through the fucking forest uh it's a fun video but yeah they raised uh how much money 10 11 000 something so far uh well that's 75% of his goal. You know, he only needed He's almost to his goal. Yeah. Yeah good for him. Good for him That's crazy like that's just that's the most like that you remember that picture of that lady who was trying to stab a cop and

Yeah, her hair is wild and erratic and it's and she's like doing this thing like yeah I'm gonna stab you like as that I think it was like an Asian cop was like oh please just stop or whatever he was saying like that's it's fucking insane that that's like a cinematic picture I'm a pretty slow copy of the right there it is. That's her. Yeah, she comes out of her door screaming, making a mean devil face with her hair a mess in a bathrobe with a giant kitchen knife in her hand. She slashes that cop's face, but you know, before he guns or guns are down there. Yeah. I watched so much of that that I'm equal parts fuck the police and blue lives matter. Like it's like simultaneously because I see what they've got to deal with

and I also see them being pieces of shit scumbag tyrants. And they're dealing with crazy people a lot of the time but you know you're. They also are having to deal with the mental illness thing. And like, there's no, I don't know how you fix that. Like in the cartoons, they have those guys that show up in the white suits with the big net. You know, we almost need that. I heard about that autistic kid the other day who was like, probably no harm to know anybody, you know, he's barely verbal, but he had a blade and they shot him nine fucking times.

I think he had cerebral palsy in addition to autism autism like this is a kid who spends his days coloring Stop waving that knife around so radically They didn't need to shoot that guy, you know, it's it's don't give me that face They didn't need to shoot that guy, you know, it's it's don't give me that face He was vibrating with rage I could tell he was gonna attack at Yeah. Dude, for Michael J Fox, every time I see him, he's shakier and sadder. And I feel so bad for him. I hope we cure that. I hope we cure that.

That's rough. What would it take to, I feel like before you could cure Parkinson's, it would have to be, first of all, we'd have to like lock down exactly what neurologically is causing that. And then it would have to be, first of all, we'd have to like lock down exactly what neurologically is causing that. And then it would have to be something invasive. Like that couldn't-

Maybe gene therapy or something like that. It could be like maybe gene. I have no idea. And clearly like no one else does cause Michael J Fox has Parkinson's still, you know? But it's rough to see the kid from fast, from back to the future future be this old shaky man now it it hurts my hurts my heart is the doc brown dead no he's still kicking it he made a rick and

morty commercial a couple years ago he did they did like a live action commercial for rick and morty and he played more he played rick and and it's like it got a lot of fans online hoping that there would be some sort of like more of that because he was such a fun Like version of Rick doc old doc Brown. He wasn't as old as he looked in the movie. Obviously they put old makeup on him And back to the future. That's why it's so weird to be like he's still going now. He's that now he's like ancient Yeah, gotta be 80. He's 86 Michael J Fox's dad was acted so well. I feel like it went unappreciated in Crispin

Glover, right? You know his name. That's Crispin Glover, right? The actor. Well, he's a grade this test. I don't know. Crispin Glover. That's like one of those Tim and Eric names where they just, it's just, yeah, that's uh, I'm almost positive that Crispin Glover plays Michael J. Fox's father in Back to the Future. Yeah. I never really realized how much he killed it

with like all his mannerisms, the kind of geek that he played. That's how Crispin Glover, no, he's not acting. But the thing is he turned it off for like the future scene. Oh, he played it down. You're right. You're right. And I don't know, like this guy being such a hopeless dork, he played it down, you're right, you're right. And I don't know, like this guy being such a hopeless dork,

he killed it, he killed it. And I just sort of realized that, like I think Back to the Future 2 and 3 missed him. I didn't like the sequels, especially the third one with that Wild West bullshit. I didn't like any of that. Did you know he won a lawsuit about that? So they replaced the actor,

but the actor, but the actor's replacement used prosthetics that were that took the mold of the original actor's face to make him look as much like, can you say his name again? Crispin Glover, Crispin Glover. So they wanted the new actor to look like the old one. They got they had molds of his face from like the first shooting, and they put prosthetics on the new actor and Apparently you can't do that and he sued them and won

Yeah, because the reason they didn't I re hire him partly because he was a pain in the ass But partly because he wanted too much money and he got the money in the arm in the end that happens a lot where in The sequel maybe the character is dead, but they just want to show a picture of like an image of like, you know He's like, oh, yeah my old buddy goose and you got to pay goose if you're gonna use his image I think Michael Bean had that happened. I think they used an image of him in a movie and he might want to get paid I guess that makes sense. But on the other hand, it's like use this picture and I'm starting to understand some of that You know how they'll say a movie isn't for our profitable. So they to pay anyone? Like maybe that's going both ways. Who's Michael Bean? Who's Mr. Bean? Michael Bean, he's the guy from Alien 1. He's the one that teaches Ripley to shoot the gun. Or he's the guy from Tombstone. He's Ringo.

He speaks Latin, darling. Now, he's an educated man. Now, I really hate him. I've seen Alien, so I know who he is. Dude, he had a great scene where like, he and Val Kimmel's character were kind of going like, they were their equals in Pokers. They're equal in education. Yeah, Kyle has it and then

the bad guy starts doing all these gun tricks and Val Kilmer breaks out like a I don't know Glass this metal shot glass that he's been it had like a handle on it If I recall like like almost like a teacup wood Yeah, and and he was he spun it around and he just kind of mocked the guy doing gun tricks. I mean, I like it. Yeah, I love Tombstone. You really haven't seen it, Taylor? Or is that just how you get under my skin? No, I haven't seen Tombstone. I'm going to send you the Blu-ray. That's how I get you to do things. I'm just going to like money shame you into doing it.

That is true. If you sent me a Blu-ray of it, I would have to watch it because you did that with LA Confidential which is a movie I've I never ever Would have thought to watch and then you sent me the DVD and I watched it and I was like No, I see what he meant. This is pretty good I've still got it in my little like the very small DVD case I have like off to the side in my living room and a little not even a case just a basket It's probably next to a fucking Nintendo switch controller. Now they're kept another Kevin Spacey Like great performance. The only thing I dislike about Kevin Spacey is all the nut grabs

But you've even swayed me on that that I do think his acting overrides How many times how many times your ass get honked in hockey? Uh, not a lot, but it's cause I wasn't really not a lot of ass slapping and hockey really. No, it's not. It's not like football. There's not a lot of, but I was going to say in football and baseball, man, it gets like, it's, it's over the top.

In hockey, it's more like helmet slaps. See, we did butt slaps, but with the stick. Oh, a stick butt tap. Yeah, I've definitely gotten those. I didn't like it. Sometimes like I'd make a good save and they'd hit me a little too hard. And I'd be like, you can't.

Just pretend Kevin Spacey is your teammate and he's giving you a little honk honk. Good job in that last scene, bro. Like, I have no problem with him honking my dick. Okay, like that's Kevin Spacey, God damn it. I mean, I'll take one for the team. I'd be honored. It just proves that you're talented. You can do anything, right? I'd let Michael Jackson have anyone. Anyone he wants, but he wants me. He could have molested any man in this hotel.

Love again, Kevin Spacey chose me. Now we're back to understanding why Roman Polanski got the standing ovation. He did. He's good at what he does. You know, when you flip the script on me like that, I guess you're right. I like those two movies Polanski made, but Spacey? He doesn't have a bad one in the bunch. I can't think of a bad performance or a movie that he's in that I don't like at least a little. It's a shame he's not out.

I miss it. Every day I think like Weinstein and Spacey, like two of the goats. We're paying the price for their, for whatever happened to them. When you start Lord of the Rings, what does it say? A Weinstein company production. A Weinstein company. And then something about Wingnut something. Should I continue? I've seen that one too many times. Who should take Weinstein's place as the man who brings beautiful women into Hollywood? Do you think Louis C.K. is qualified? What they need is a lesbian in there, like someone who's got an eye for talent But she doesn't have a dick that that's the only way because we You can't let a man do this. You need a woman who has an eye for this

and That's the only way we're gonna get back to the good old days. I'm telling you I watched that Marco Polo show that wine scheme Weinstein thing If y'all are listening this and you have access to watched that Marco Polo show, that Weinstein thing. If y'all are listening to this and you have access to Netflix, watch Marco Polo tonight. Even if you don't enjoy it, you'll jerk off. I have a young talent who maybe could be

the next big director, producer, Elliot Page. Ooh. Yeah, get him in there. He knows. Yeah. Wait, I wonder- Did I dead name him? I didn't mean- No, you nailed it. No, Ellen Page is the dead name. He knows. Yeah. Wait, I wonder if I did name him. I didn't mean I don't know.

You know, no. Okay. Ellen pages. Dead name. I'll be dead naming. I'm just trying to be nice. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I mean, a hard life. I teach the show. He went all the way. He's got abs and no boobs anymore. I don't like that. I give two thumbs down to going the AB no boob route. Don't like it. That's my type. That's offensive to me. I prefer no abs and tits. Don't you? I don't mind abs. Like I could tell you, I've been with girls who had like abs and girls that didn't and it's just like either way. I'm not turned off by it. I think you might be a little like. No, but you think. Well, it's because the tits were removed and it's just like either way. I'm not turned off by it. I think you might be a little like. No, but you think.

Well, it's because the tits were removed that it's bad. Oh, I'm just talking about. Well, yeah, I don't want the tits removed. That's why like if I were Donald Trump, I would be sending every breast reduction surgeon surgeon to that El Salvador prison. If you perform breast reductions, you're spending the rest of your life in hell. Fuck you.

But wait a minute, wait a minute. You're acting like they take top tier boobs and turn them into something less. They take bad boobs and turn them into something better. They're all part of God's plan. All those tits matter. You know what? That's that corrected. Yeah. Tits lives matter. And, you know what? Tits matter. That's dead corrected. Yeah. Tits lives matter and you know, keep them around.

Don't get rid of them. You ever seen those pictures online where it's like, I had big, beautiful breasts and then I had a fucking Mengele tier monster put me under the knife and remove it. And they post the after picture and it's like, oh, oh. This is like the bombing. They're often better shaped afterwards though, I think. Like and it's like, oh, oh, this is. They're often shaped afterwards though, I think.

Like sometimes they're like, you got like one like fat watermelon and one long watermelon. Did you see that chick? This was a long while ago. There was going around the internet where it was like, as a side effect of the COVID vaccine, this woman got like mega-tit syndrome,

megalomastia, something like that. And it showed her before and after, and they were just the biggest tits I've ever seen in my life. And then it showed that she had them removed. And if anything, it made me more pro that. I'm glad you brought this up, because it reminds me of something

I wanted to talk to Woody about with basketball. Woody, do you know about Scottie Pippen's growth spurt? No, he was like 6-1 in college What did college he exploded to like like some teammate was like I seen him like 6-1 Fast agile next time I seen that ninja He's 6-5 and then the next time I seen him, he was 6'7". And he kept all that agility. He kept all that speed.

And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I've heard similar stuff about Dennis Robin, but I don't think he played organized basketball until like he was 18 or 19 or something. I've heard that there's a couple of guys who started later than you'd think, especially if they're not American. What is that?

What is that that one guy can spend his life like working with the best of the best all the two legion training and intent and hard work and drive and then another guy can just pick it up and be one of the best. You know, I hate that this is true, but I feel like basketball depends more on physical tools than other sports do. Like there are a lot of people who can find success in baseball through practice, even if they're fat,

or even if they're short or whatever. And there's a lot of different body types that can thrive in hockey. But in basketball, like height is so important. If you're damn near seven foot like joelle and bead but you didn't start playing till you were 17 yeah yeah i mean but you're still seven foot and strong stef curry like six one jordan was only six six yeah i see your point like like uh there is that stat that like if you're seven feet or taller you you have a 15% shot of being in the NBA.

Crazy laid back. That's what I don't like. That speaks for itself. I don't like that about the NBA is that I've watched highlights on YouTube of like the tallest players ever. And sometimes it's just unreal where it's like, that's how I would dribble a basketball right now. And I haven't played since middle school, like big flat hand, but because it's a hand the size of a cast iron pan to feed a family and you're eight feet tall, it just doesn't matter. It's like, yeah, you can just be,

you don't need to be athletic. You can have horrible hand eye. You can just, as long as you can jump, how high can you jump? Four inches, doesn't matter. You're seven foot six. So you just kind of, can you tippy toe? You can tippy toe.

So just do that and get ahead of everyone and then do a really unimpressive dunk and you're in the league. He's not what you described. His vision is amazing. There's a guy, they call him the Joker. He plays for Denver. He's a white guy from Europe.

And he's the best guy, the best basketball player on the planet right now. And I've never seen him jump more than four inches off the ground. It's crazy. He jokes about his own athleticism, which is pretty hilarious. He's the guy, he won the chip.

He won the championship and he was ready to go back home because he loves his horses in Serbia. It's like his favorite thing. He couldn't wait to go home. And then he found out there was a victory parade in his honor as MVP of the finals and the winner of the whole thing. And he's like, what? No, no, no. When is it? And it's like three days from then. He's like, I have to go. And it's just, I know he did turn it around. He's like, it was actually a lot of fun. I'm glad we did it.

But this guy just like, he's, they talk about you, you must love basketball, right? And he's like, I mean, do you love your job? You're the best in the world at this. And you'd rather do something else, but that's it. Yeah. He's the guy with like the bobby hill haircut right yeah yeah he's buzzing his own head very eastern european of him

to do that easy to like yeah well that guy seems pretty cool i did see exactly the clip you're talking about where he's like someone maybe it was different clip because someone asked him about basketball and he's like you know I do my best on the court and that is all that can be asked of me no no like what do you think about your what do you think about the your horses are you excited to get back to your horses and he like beams he's like you know the best thing about horses is that they don't bother you to play basketball all the time is that they don't bother you to play basketball all the time. You just go out there and you ride horse and the horse says, please get the fuck off me, you fucking freak of genetics. For the one Eastern European off my back and I say, no.

I wonder, I wonder if horses like to be ridden. Yeah, you'd have to ride a horse. You got to be a tall horse if you want to be taller than normal, I guess. Strong. I think they're you know, he doesn't weigh 400 pounds or something. They're pretty good at that. I bet it's a lot. I wanted to tell you what you like. Like over the years we have often went back and forth on Conor McGregor and

could be and I've come over to your side all the way at this point. Conor McGregor is such an indefensible like loser. He's such a scumbag piece of shit and Khabib is the opposite. Khabib is literally like, every time I see a clip of him he's funny, kind, respectful, respectable and just a wonderful human being. I saw a clip of him. Look, this guy is 50 million at least. And I see him in his gym, and he's just like, why are you late today? Why are you late today?

You are in charge of them. You are his. They are late. You are late. Who in charge? Who in charge here? He's like, I can't oversleep one time. One time I cannot oversleep. No, no, you are in charge of them. You are leader. You must show example. And it's like this dude's worth $50 million and he's shutting this dude like random shit down in his gym right now.

Like, I mean, while Conor McGregor is at the bare knuckle fighting championship after party wearing boxing gloves and dancing while on cocaine. It's embarrassing. Who's the 150 pound 155 champion right now? I'm bad with names. Like it's not an easy name. Is it? He has a a Blinken beard and he's trained with Khabib. Islam. Yeah, Islam. We'll stop there. and he trains with Kabib. Yeah, Islam, we'll stop there. Islam is being coached by Kabib and Kabib as Kyle sort of demonstrated is this no nonsense, hard discipline coach. Islam was talking to DC who is Kabib's friend

and he's like, you have to help me. He's too hard. Can you talk some sense into him? He makes me ex Ikea. I'm tired. He makes me jump and lay down and jump and lay down. Maybe you can say something Islam's a good guy, too I like islam, too Like he's he's cut from the exact same cloth and they look identical I don't like their culture and I don't like their fucking religion or at least parts of it anyway or at least the way

that it's practiced often. But I can't not like them as people. Like I was wrong. Like Connor's a scumbag. He really is. It's not an act. I thought it was an act. It's not. He's a scummy piece of shit. And Annkh-a-Bib is genuinely one of the nicer human beings that like out there. I can't believe it. It's a shame, but it's true. And I saw Islam, like Islam's dad, like doesn't watch the fights, doesn't know about the fights. Like he's like, my father, he worked with hands He called me he said tomatoes in I just went belt Your father's tomatoes came in yes big tomato very ripe That's pretty don't know that his father that their father was such a good fighter

Yeah, they're like, yeah, you know, like do you think you could fight in the UFC if you tried? He's like, yeah, I think I could John Krasinski's kids say they don't didn't believe he was Jim Helpert from the office They have seen the office. They're like, I mean you look a little like him You have a beard now I Don't on and off sometimes he does I don't know if he was wearing it at the time or whatever, but on and off he does. He grows a hell of a beard. Yes.

Yeah. I would say like Taylor has a very masculine, manly beard. He does. A beard that could be utilitarian and useful if need be, like in a cold environment, like you would want that beard. I trimmed it up today, looking a little cleaner. It looks very nice. Do you want to put in there a little sandalwood oil

or something like what's going on? So my regimen is I don't put any oil in it and then every winter I get dry skin and then I put oil in it until the dry skin goes away and then I don't put oil in it again until I get dry skin again. So is that what the oil was for? Yeah, it's supposed to, it does work. Like if you put beard oil in and again until I get dry skin again. So I'm pretty- Is that what the oil was for? Yeah, it's supposed to, it does work.

Like if you put beard oil in and you have dry skin, like it will, because you, sometimes the skin under your beard is susceptible to being dry. That's like the purpose of it. But I've been on the same bottle of beard oil for like four and a half years. Cause I just only use it when I'm like,

ha, getting to that itchy season. Then I slather it on. I always thought beard oil was to condition the whiskers themselves. I'm sure that happens, too. But mostly like soft and more manageable. So they'll like do a thing. I thought I think that probably would be I don't. I don't keep mine long enough to like style it, but it absolutely does. If you're getting dry skin, you just throw some on there.

It takes a bit. I see this a lot. Like David Allen Coe did this later in his life. They grow their chin hair like real long and braid it in like two braids. And I've never, that's the skankiest thing a white man can do. If it's the full beard around it,

you almost have a Viking look. But if it's just that chin thing, it's very- If you had enough beard hair, like sure, you have like a fucking leaf Erickson, but he has more of a white trash hillbilly thing going on. But you know who David Alico is, right? The, the position. Yeah. Some real bangers. When I trim it down, like today, I've given myself two, uh, beard hair splinters because for some reason it makes the hair like sharp. I don't know why I use that one blade, but with that guard on it,

and then I just go through at whatever level I need to. And I'll like do this to like push it down afterward and I'll look down and there's like hairs in my fingers, which I know Woody has a beard like that too, where I've stepped on it before. Your regular hair? Oh man. Yeah, we cut it inside and you can get splinters

in your feet. As Matt, like, I don't know what the timing is, but like five years ago that stopped happening. Any condition? My wife, she cuts it. And it's like during COVID or something, and she's like, yeah, you know, softer than it used to be.

The hairs themselves are thinner. And I'm like, I need fucking know, softer than it used to be. The hairs themselves are thinner. And I'm like, I need fucking finasterized or whatever it's called. I've been on it for a while now. Now my hairs will go through the calluses on your foot again. Maybe. Back to splinter mode.

We're being robbed every week that you don't grow out a beard. I have the perfect- 75 years old. It is so great. So long. You have the perfect gray distribution. Diet, diet, but diet, but like symmetrically like Joe, Jane, Joe, I can't do his name.

Jameson, the newspaper owner from Spider-Man. J Jonah Jameson. What a fucking alliterative nightmare. He has like, like very distinctive like black and then white. There's no like gradient. It's like, it's clearly like been died a bit. I could get in that J Jonah James. Oh, wait, what's the it's J Jonah Jameson, right? He owns Paper and spider-man. Yeah, he's the spider

He's a the guy from the insurance commercials and that move the movie where he's really mean to drummers Yeah, he just has a mustache in the movies now. Oh, maybe so, actually. Maybe Tom, do you ever go full beard or do you just go mustache? Most is about it. This is about it. I got nothing over here like it just gets all scraggly. It's best to like I took it like a two or three guard on and just go over everything and then let it go.

I still don't believe that. Mike, if's just visual. If something was gonna happen, it would have happened. Well, no, visually. If you hit 41. 42 is when it comes in. That's where you get it. I'm one of the few people who got a second puberty, but I ain't getting a third. But just looking at your face, you don't seem to have the like, the gap here. Some people do between the beard and the mustache. No, no, no, it connects. I guess you're used to it. It didn't in my 20s.

Your cheeks don't look like you'd grow a bunch there, but you could still go. It comes up to, it comes up. I like shave all that down to nothing. Yeah, you can go beard mode. I want to see it. I went what's when I was in prison, I didn't touch it. And when I came out, it looked disgusting. It was disgusting. That's 60 days. That's enough to know. Don't show it, Zach. Don't show it. That's actually

an AI image. So yeah, it looked just no good. Like, it was no good was no good. I thought it was gonna look good when I was like two months. I'm gonna come out looking like Rip Van Winkle, baby. That would be sad. Now, like, if you ever thought about going longer mustache, Tom, like trim the beard, go long. Maybe I could do it. The main problem for me is it just doesn't grow right here. People always joke I could kiss Hitler and our hair would never touch. Like right here, just zero hair, zero. So it doesn't grow too, it grows a little high here but I have these moles in my face

and that's where the hair grows the most. So I have to trim those. I'll get like hairs like this long. That's like trimmed out. It's pretty crazy. Do you get moles anywhere else? Like on your back and stuff? No, not really, just right there.

I had four moles removed from my back that were like unsightly when I was a kid. Really? It's so painful It's so painful like like or at least it was for me as a kid It was the the most painful thing I've ever had Taylor Taylor's mom nuked his his skin with what's that stuff called? Accutane accutane he never had to deal with acne ever. I had crippling acne. I had socially debilitating acne, okay? And I guess as a kid, when I was like 12, I didn't clean my ears well enough

and I got blackheads in my ears. And so she removed these blackheads with this instrument. It's got a small metal loop on the end and looks like a dental instrument. It's got a small metal loop on the end and looks like a dental instrument. And she's pushing it into my ear so hard that I think she's going to punch through and hit my brain. But I'm like, I can still remember the pain from being 12 years old.

And afterwards they were like, clean your ears from now on. My ears are sparkling clean. You could eat a dinner out of my ear. Every time I take a shower now, I think back to that and I get soap in there. I clean them bitches out. What would have, wouldn't the blackheads

just go away on their own if you gave it time or no? They grow up, they'll just grow and like make the poor like a blown out asshole eventually. Ooh. That's what happens. Like those of us who didn't get nuked, like I'll get these like cyst like sis these sebaceous sis And you'll pop it like there's one on my back that I get and it'll get real bad big

Infected and angry and when I finally pop it it's I can hear it pop I usually have to get a girl that pop it for me, and it sounds like I Don't know like crushing a grape back there, and there's a little bit. There's it's like I don't know, like crushing a grape back there. And there's a little bit, it's like, it like goes in stages almost as it like explodes. And so much nastiness and blood comes out and I'll get alcohol and I'll clean it and I'll keep it. When I shower, I use special soap back there

to prevent this from happening. It still happens. Every two, three times a year, that same pour, because it's a blown out asshole of a pore now, gets infected and does the whole thing over again. And there's no way to fix the pore itself. You just have to mitigate every single time it pops up. Maybe there's some sort of technique

where they would stick a hot lance in there and ruin that, but no, nothing that I'm aware of. There's no regimen of, I use a Panoxyl 10% benzoyl peroxide bar on my back and a back scrubber and a loofah and everything just trying to exfoliated enough and keep my like at moisturizers and astringents and all sorts of stuff to keep from breaking out because like especially working out and being on testosterone like If I leave it alone like it'll get bad I saw this weightlifter who he was known for when he was doing lifts. His chest acne would explode like from the like, you know, the blood pressure

that he's creating from his powerful lift. That's they would be and blood would be running down his bare. I want to see it. I kind of did, too. Will you describe that the doctor had? Yeah. They sell those on Amazon or like 20 bucks Mm-hmm, and they're Bluetooth connected to a camera So when your girlfriend does it you can see like how hard she's pressing what she's doing

What whether you think it's time to stop or you'd like her to be more aggressive? It's kind of neat. I'm getting that. I didn't know there was a Bluetooth model. I've got the standard model I really don't have acne anymore because I'm so careful with it though. We have oh wait We have one in the house, but ours is like unavailable. I don't know. I'm guessing it's a tariff thing I don't know, but here's what I found it damn it Costs nothing. That's nifty. I mean $18 like yeah It's got everyone listening the Amazon the visible blackhead remover camera pimple popper extractor toolkit with camera 20x 1080p dude, that's so cool. These are like dental tools. I'm getting that I'm getting that for sure. I like that

That's gonna be fun. Oh my god, if anything does it I mean does it Bluetooth to my phone? Yes. Yeah, your phone is what the cat is. Oh, so I can do it myself I can look around in there make you that good. could yeah, yeah you can see what you're working on. See I don't like subjecting girls to the pimple popping, I do it as a last resort and when I bring I'm like hey you can say no here but I have a pimple back there are you one of those girls who's like super into that or is this gross to you? Let me know and I've never known a girl who wasn't like, let me see it. It's sickening. I dated a girl who would like look for it on me to like do it and enjoyed it and then would like show me videos of like, it's not nearly as bad as this one. I'd be like, dude,

this is fucking foul. I feel the same way. I hate those popping videos. And I know they're big online somehow. It's the idea of watching a pimple pop is vile, revolt. The worst one I ever had was under here, in my neck beard area when I was 19 years old. It started as an ingrown hair, sort of where you would put your finger to check your own pulse, right there.

And it just got bigger and bigger. And I could feel it through that loose soft skin down there that there's like an egg like you know I can like rub it around a marble there's a marble in there basically and like and you know I try to pop of course I get I'd be in the mirror for like 10 minutes and it's just getting and like the skin is just tearing apart like it's not popping like like I'm just crushing the the skin and the top layer of skin is getting blistered off from my efforts.

And so then that makes a scab and gets infected. And then it turns a little green and then it gets bigger. And I'm putting like cleansers on it. I'm sleeping with a sulfur based clay mask, like dotted on it, like just on it, and it's just getting anger and anger. And every four days I'll go back at it. I've stabbed it with needles, all sorts of stuff. I'm in my wits end and finally one night I'm like, please God, please God. When it popped, it hit the mirror like a cum shot and it was green. Green. Oh, green.

I was so I think I was close to like losing my life. I think it was about to like turn into a serious infection. I was about to go septic. It was do they scar like if one gets that big? Is there do you notice a mark later where it's like, oh, there's a little battle scar from that horrible infection. So I haven't for whatever reason. But I know I've seen people that had, especially you obviously see people to pockmark like Ray Liotta had that really bad pockmark face. I knew a guy whose

shoulders looked like cratered like the moon from so so much continuous acne that just was never treated throughout his whole like, teenhood. But I never had, I don't think I have any scarring whatsoever from the acne. It was never like, I would just have like two or three bad ones, continuously. Like I would always have at least one that like, just, I just had gotten rid of or was healing. I remember like when I was a teenager thinking like holy shit Looking good today not nothing like it was rare it'd be like once a month There'd be a day when I wasn't broken out. I'm looking good today, and then I'd wake up in the morning

Corner of my mouth like right here some big fucking thing and I'd be oh, we'll get it. We'll be careful No, can't pop it so now it's huge and red and angry. And it's just like, yeah, let's head to school. Let's head to school. No one's going to notice or be mean about it. Or then like the cleansers I use would make my skin flake and get dry and like, like, like now it's a whole not now. But two skin conditions.

Well, if hypothetically. Currently, smart Kyle became teenage Kyle again, do you think you'd be able to handle it or it's just unsolvable? I think that I needed Accutane if I really wanted to solve it. And it wasn't that I was like covered in it again. It was just always like two or three. And it persisted from from the time I was 15 until I was 26 or 27. It was like that.

And I was like, to this day, I don't touch my face really because I don't want to put bacteria on my face. Like I have all these little things that I do. I think it's just genetic. I just have oily skin. I didn't have bad acne, but if I did get a pimple, I would make it as bad as possible. You know, by attacking it, squeezing it,

taking the head out of it, and then when it re-grew, get back at it, make sure that it had as long a lifespan as possible, because I was dumb. Whenever I got acne, it would be on the tip of my fucking nose, like right here, and I wouldn't get it anywhere else. It would always be right here, and I'd walk to school looking like fucking Rudolph. People would ask with me I had one um yeah and like like I and the worst is when someone's like what's that like dude what are you doing how do you not know

what that is what's it dickhead we're all 16 we're all experts on this like I've had a lot of like like when I was a kid there's like you ever lay up at night and remember the embarrassing moments from when you were a kid and just like, Oh! Then you go like, oh! I swear to God, I have a Tourette's thing that I've fallen into where I'll say a horrible word to get it out of my head. Which one? You know!

I'm not even kidding. It's not even a joke. I'll like remember the time I was working as a cashier at Video Warehouse and that son of a bitch was like, looks like somebody popped you in the mouth. It's like it's a fucking cold sword. I'm so self-conscious about it, too. I'm so self-conscious about the fact that this looks like this and I have to be here working because I'm poor. I'm 17 and I need this money to move.

I have to move. Yeah, teenage Accutane was awful. Although I only had to do it for a couple of years. And then Accutane really nuked. It's to the point now that like maybe, maybe three weeks ago or so, I had my first ever bad experience with the Norelco OneBlade, that great razor we all use

and it works fantastic. Huge shout out. Not sponsored, just a great razor. Just a great razor. And I'd always used it. Just clean up my cheeks, throw the guard on, clean up everything else, get my neck. And I got an ingrown hair from it,

like right in like the, you know, the business part of the face, like here or so. And like the next morning I woke up and I'm very unaccustomed to like acne and stuff like that, or ingrown hairs. And I think because Accutane permanently shrinks the pores, maybe that makes it harder to get ingrown hairs. I don't know, but I never had one. And I was like having a little like a mini crisis internally where I was like, what the fuck is this? And I like tried to pop it and I think it was an ingrown hair, not a zit. And so I was like in the mirror, like a fucking psych patient being like, is there, there's the slightest of dark lines under the skin there. Is there from

this angle, there is from this angle, there isn't from this angle, there is from this angle, there isn't is there. And I like popped it and got it furious. I had to like go to my girlfriend's family for like a family thing later that day. And I like got it to the point that I could see the tiniest little hair starting to come out. But I had what looked like like a facial scratch. Like it was was so red it wasn't even like a zit it was like blood exactly what you said happened where I kept trying to pop but it was just ruining the top layer of skin yeah and I was like looking at it like how long did these take to go away like a week? It's so satisfying when you remove the hair you're like oh root cause removed know, this thing's gonna heal quick now.

I forgot the thing about the green one from my neck. The ingrown hair was like three inches fucking long and coiled up on itself in there. That part was actually neat, like getting it out and stripping the pus off of it and like being like, holy shit. And cause it's like started fat fat like a normal facial hair, but then like, you know, some science happened, I guess. So then it's like this long skinny version

like my immune system, I guess, has been eating the hair maybe. And yeah, disgusting, disgusting, just awful. It's what I think evolutionarily, it's supposed to something about us being slick from oil was, was making us more attractive or more waterproof or something. And so we have these overactive sebaceous glands. I can't, I really wish someone had hooked me up with that Accutane when I was 12 or 13. So now you guys all, you guys all go to the gym. You ever gotten a ringworm?

Never. Never. Not that I know of. I got pretty bad ringworm like a year ago, year and a half ago. It started as like a little dot and I was like, I don't know. You know, I don't know what it is. Maybe it'll go away. Next day it was like four dots. I was like, all right, probably not a problem. Next day. Yeah. It was like right here. Uh, I don't know what it was. I assume you just pick it up from like a bench or something is what I was told or maybe gay sex. I don't know what it was. I assume you just pick it up from like a bench or something is what I was told or maybe gay sex. I don't know. But sorry, getting it. And then like day five, it was like up on like my face and I was like, oh shit,

it was everywhere. So I had to go to the doctor and they gave me this like it's like some kind of mushroom cream or something you have to rub on yourself. So I'm like rubbing this shit on myself for two weeks. If I do go to the gym towards the end of it I had to like dress like with like a fucking turtle neck So I wouldn't like get it anywhere because you only spread it through contact just like yeah something with the spot So I was like going to the gym dressed up like fucking in like the guy Kenny from South Park It was ridiculous, but it did eventually go away

Yeah, and I also got I got warts on my feet from the gym. That was a big one for sure. Ooh, is that is that HPV? I don't think I hope not. Is it every kind of walking and jizzle? Isn't every kind of one that case? I've got a lot of my feet because I've got like three on each foot. On the bottom like where you were? Yeah, yeah. On the bottom. like where you were walking barefoot on things?

Were you showering at the gym without showers? No, I don't shower at the gym. I think it's from like sweat accumulating in my socks, I assume, but I don't really know. Interesting. I had a corn in the like, imagine your big toe, you know, like you've got that callus-y pad at the base of it. I had a seed corn, if you want to Google it, inside there.

Basically, it from friction, it creates this internal callus seed. And that gets bigger and harder, really hard, fibrous callus. And then when you walk on it, it presses into your nerve. And it's so excruciating that it's like, you can't walk. Like, you can't walk. Put any weight on it whatsoever so excruciating that it's like You can't walk like like you can't walk put any weight on it whatsoever without an excruciating like almost like uh, if you if you like touch a tooth the wrong way or like chew aluminum foil Or something that sharp painful like oh kind of like fuck kind of moment I couldn't get rid of it and I I was doing everything. I I eventually performed a little surgery on myself

I sent you all the pictures Yeah, I didn't like that. I took a core sample out of myself Like I just I took a needle and I kept like reaching around the perimeter of this hard Circle callus that's on my the pad and I'm going like deep and then Prying it up deep and prying it up from every angle Over and like all the way around deep and pry up And it's coming out in a huge tough Chunk and when I got it like most of the way out I grabbed it with needle nose pliers

And I start like twist now I've got it You know and it's so tough that it's not going to tear apart like I'm getting the whole thing There this is not a little bit of like tissue that's going to come away from the rest of it. I can feel that it's in there deep. And when I finally pulled it out, it came out in a perfectly circular core sample

out of my toe. It was deep. Like you could shine a light down into the hole that was left in my toe. I had to fill that bitch up with Neosporin and keep it wrapped up for like a, I don't know, a fortnight to heal that thing back. I got pictures somewhere else. I need to show the show because it's wild.

Because I took pictures of the thing that came out too. And it's like a huge nasty fucking fibrous weird callous disgusting thing. The hole you made, I remember, looked more professional than what I thought a home job would. Like it really was like a cookie, like a teeny tiny little, you know, those cookie cutter shark bites, where they take like an exact circle out of other fish.

That's what it looked like. Just a really, like an eraser head size cookie cutter shark just popped it right out. It was perfectly circular. Yeah, it looked like he's like, like took an eraser size chunk of flesh out of my toe. It's gone now and it hasn't came because I had like, I had done half measures before, like gotten some of it out or most of it out and I was like no more half measures. Now it hasn't come back. Like I'm cured now. Because I did a little bit of googling basically to see what a dermatologist would do and I did

that to myself. That's what like dermatology seems to be the kind of doctor where you're like I don't want any of that nonsense. I see something bad I cut it off Like, how do you handle this? Well, we cut it off. How do you handle this? Well, we remove it with a blade. I got recommended a video of a guy removing his skin tag the other day and it begins with, he's like, my hall. And it's a bunch of surgical equipment. And I'm like, I don't need to see the rest

of this slideshow. He's about to start the operation. That sounds awful. Yeah, I saw another guy who removed his own wart and it was big and deep. He's like, I know we're not supposed to cut them out, but here it is. I thought that's what you were supposed to do with a wire. I think you can freeze them off. Yeah, I think that's generally what they do. But isn't the freezing?

No, I haven't really dealt with warts, but like isn't freezing what they do just to make it easier to cut off. There's a core that's deep in there. In my case, the doctor, he had a tool that looked like a soldering iron, but it was incredibly cold instead of hot. And he touched it. Well, after numbing it, he touched it to the wart and then he held it there for a while and it was kind of painful and then I think the procedure just ends and over the next few days like it falls out and heals up.

Oh I didn't know they just left. I've never had a wart at all. Thank God that I don't I'm I'm irked by anything like that on me. You know the skin tag story Hmm. Yeah, did you guys follow the Florida State shooter thing? Tell me I don't know anything about it. I haven't been watching like there are no details. I don't know what the gun is two dead six injured all gunshot wounds, Florida State University. Shooter's dead. I don't know if he's included in that number I just gave you.

And the shooter's mom is a cop, like 18 years. And the most interesting part to me is she's like, yeah, that was a good shooting. I think the guy who did the three killed my son, did a great job. I'm paraphrasing, but that's basically what she said. And now it's over now, it's wrapped up. He was neutralized and they took him to the hospital

and declared him dead. Dude, I saw an officer involved shooting alcohol at the other day, dudes going on a rampage in his own neighborhood. He's standing there with ear muffs on in the cul-de-sac with a pistol. We were all like ripping on him because his stance was bad. Do you have cold weather ear muffs on

or ear protection? Ear pro, okay. Yeah, that's why it was funny. He's like an active shooter with ear pro. He's think, dude, you think you're gonna make it not just after, you think you're gonna live through this long enough to worry about your hearing Yeah, I just searched fsu shooting on twitter to see like if there's any videos right there is literally a video of some callous monster walking on florida state's campus after the shooting with a Starbucks cup, filming a woman like with blood all over her having been shot and then just like continuing along their merry way.

Let me, let me link that. That's, get that person with that Seinfeld law. Oh, they get them with it. Yeah. That, uh, I'll fuck. I don't remember the name of the comedian You know in Seinfeld they at the in the finale they went to prison for not helping that guy who was being Uh mugged and in fact mocking him while it happened John panett. Yeah, rip john panett the the fact comedian. He was very funny. Yeah. Did you see that video? Just like It's not i don't want to watch that. Honestly watch that honestly I can picture it pretty well I Don't know that's you know that's how it you line. Why'd you fire staff?

well I mean that story that's honestly kind of pales in comparison to that story from a couple weeks ago where Someone died on the subway, and I got raped the body Well, I didn't know about that like like that, both of those things were independent of one another. A person died and then a person was like, oh shit, someone died. He didn't bring his body. At first, people thought a person had drug a body onto the subway and then had their way with it.

No, no, no. He just happened to be there, saw a dead body and went after it. It's equally as fucked up as where there was that big car accident or something or another and the person was dismembered their arm fell off. I mean I mean homeless man rings awful I get it but was the body hot? Well the homeless man thought so because he picked up the leg or the arm I don't remember which and was eating it raw on the side of the street they had to get it away from him. Maybe we do need some more asylums. This is America. Don't catch me tripping. So that guy totally unrelated was just like Christmas came early. Oh my, I'm getting chubbed

up already. Yeah, he fucked the dead. But like necrophilia is another one of those where I'm just like, man, I'm so glad that's not what God did to me. I'm glad I wasn't cursed by fucking Poseidon to want to fuck something that's dead. Like I was scrolling through Reddit the other day and I saw what I thought was people having sex in like a mud bath. And I was like, oh, what the fuck? And it was manure fetish. They were covered in shit they were and I don't mean a little Taylor I mean they were both covered head to toe in feces

and their mouth like like it like it looked it looked like when Arnold Schwarzenegger was hiding from the predator. He got the blood everywhere to hide from the thermal, except shit. And I just thought that like, there's no way this person started with like, I don't know, BDSM or a little light tickling play and like work their way down. They're fucked from the beginning. And some people are just just just twisted. We got to shut that down. People like that walk in the streets is why why Tom here got ringworm at the gym.

Victimless crime. Girl, that's actually how I got the ringworm. That's yeah. Well, it's because that guy went in and did a little benching before he went on, you know, for his next. Well, you guys have had Brandon bucking him on, right? Yeah. Yeah. He and I were planning for a while.

It didn't work out. We were planning to go to India to film this festival they have called, fuck, what's it? Gorahaba, Gorahaba. It is a cow shit festival where they rub their faces in it for its healing properties. And they have like a poop mosh pit where they like throw

it at each other. It didn't work out last year. We're hoping to go this year at some point. But that seems like one of the worst times to visit India. We're going we need to be there. I mean, I can't think of a more palatable shit than cow shit. All right. Like if you've been on a farm, if you've been on a farm if you grab it You've been on a farm and you've seen this yet. We're gonna rub it on her face though It was those little pellets look nice until you start smearing them all over

My thought process is the the cow being a ruminant or whatever the hell and just eating all that that that cud and grass and whatever It's when it comes out. It's it's kind of just like mushed up grass It looks like you took a bunch of grass and put it the blender when it comes out, it's kind of just like mushed up grass. It looks like you took a bunch of grass and put it in the blender and made a grass smoothie. It is shit. But it is not dog shit. There is no dog shit festival. It's not like cat shit or bird shit.

In the world of shit, it's the kind I would be least offended by. But I don't want it around me. Like I wouldn't opt into putting it on my body. What would shit, what properties would cow shit need to imbue for you to not only rub some shit on you, but you've got a jar, oh yeah, I got some shit. You want some? Like you've got a jar of it in job. Oh yeah, I got some shit. You want some? Like you've got a jar of it in your house.

Like what would the shit need to imbue? Ooh, it'd have to give me like some kind of like investment foresight. Like something really valuable. Cause it removes, it removes wrinkles. Won't cut it like, like, like, like, like sunny disposition, anti, anti-inflamminflammatory rough but if i could like spot loss fat you know like just get some abs with the poo it'd be pretty tempting that is fantastic i

would absolutely use cow shit as like a spot reduction where like if i went to bed obviously i wouldn't sleep in my nice bed i would like sleep in a like in the yard when i did this in a friend's bed right right yeah in a friend's bed And I would rub it on the areas that need help. So a lot of midsection shit. And then I would go to bed and I'd wake up like 10, 20 pounds of fat or gone or however much that doesn't tonight. I would do that 101 lock me in. So I don't do shit, but to where is this going? But urine, let me tell you. I do have a little trick for if you're

like right on the cusp of abs or like you just want to make your abs look more ripped or maybe you've got like a little bit of loose skin. I'm not talking about like huge fat loss loose skin but you don't have that like I'm 18 and my skin like sticks to the inside of my abs skin anymore. Hemorrhoid cream. You rub hemorrhoid cream on there. It draws the liquid out of your top layer of skin. It does dehydrate it and like make it like dry or anything, but it does make you look more ripped. Did you do that for picture day? I did that for months. Do you just preparation aging your belly? Part of my routine was preparation age on the whole front midsection. Like it doesn't smell funny, but it draws the liquid out, makes your skin tighter,

makes it makes you look better for pictures for sure. Yeah. Okay. This is a little too behind the music for me. When I was at my most attractive. Say that there's a whole bunch of people Googling Neosponently, Googling hemorrhoid cream right now. And when I was in my most attractive, I smelled like chlorine and dentine. Those were my things. Kyle smelled like prepage. And you.

The minty one. The minty one. What's his prepage? I know Woody's had a story about hemorrhoids that's so upsetting. I hate even thinking about it. Kyle, Tom, have you guys ever dealt with those? I knock on wood, have never had a dance with a hemorrhoid.

What is a hemorrhoid? Is it like a cyst in your ass or something? It's like when God's furious at you. It's, I guess there's a vein or something right on your sphincter in your butt, like the outside part of it, and it can get swollen like a balloon. With what?

Lifting. In my case, I will not tell the whole story, but I had a minor hemorrhage, and I spent the whole day basically chopping wood, and by the next day I had ruined myself. So. Like just swelled. Yes. To like a great butt cheeks are rubbing it all day long.

All. Yeah. That's such a big thing in your ass. What do you do about that? I had a surgery for mine. Most people just endure it and get to the other side. But I had that extra credit on mine. I was the next level. So I'm trying not to tell the story, but you're right. It's a good one. Yeah, anyway. Relief to me. The pain was so painful. Like I used to, at the time my bathroom by the toilet, there was like these two half walls

and I would press the back of my head against that metal thing they use in drywall to make the corner more durable, just like to distract me from the butt pain. Like if I could get my skull to hurt a little more, this is how I got it. When you're like shitting, it's like passing over it. I was just like, yeah, it's like passing over it. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Like trying to hurt myself. It was, I mean, just pre-surgery. You needed some stool softener. I would inject lube in there. That's the move. You know, if you're seeing a lube injector, Taylor, you know about the lube injector. Yes.

Let me just hit this back real quick, Kyle. One time, I remember on Mail Monday, I gave acne advice. And you're like, Woody, I think these people have a level of acne that you're unfamiliar with and that you're like warm, washcloth, take the head off thing is not the answer for them. This is a higher level of problem. Kyle, this is a higher level of problem than a stool soft

and then some frosted meaty wheats are gonna fix for you. This is another thing you need surgery. How many stitches do you know? I don't know. Any at all. Do they dissolve or have to be removed? They dissolved, but the worst part of it

is they kind of packed your butt with gauze. And then like, I don't know, 36 hours later, so you gotta poo, it's not an optional thing. And as you're ripping the gauze off the most sensitive part of your body, it's like stuck. I did it in the bathtub and it was still one of the greatest pains I've ever experienced. They put you under for the surgery?

For the surgery they did, but removing the dressing was something I did like a day and a half later. No, it's one of those where they talk you through it. No, I don't know. Okay, so I'm going a day and a half later. No, it's one of those where they talk you through it. No, I don't know. Okay, so I'm going to cut your asshole out now. Let me know if you feel anything. I went from the proctologist's office, like straight to the, he's like, this is surgical.

What, go now, I'll meet you there in 90 minutes. So like, that's what we did. We went to range of the car, we went to the hospital and like if you had seen me pale, sweat dripping from my brow, doing like dips, you know, the whole way there, like it was, I was clearly a top priority patient and I like from the time I walked through the hospital's front door to the time I was clearly a top priority patient. And from the time I walked through the hospital's front door to the time I was on some sort of gurney getting pain relief, couldn't have been more than like seven and a half minutes.

And it was eye opening how medicine has cured pain. Cause I went from one of the worst moments of my life to like, do we still need to do this? Like I'm fine now. Like this is like, all right. And I was like lucid and such, but they just, just the pain was gone. That story you've told literally changed my perspective

on shitting because the first time you told that years ago, you're like, and you can get them from like trying to push a shit out too hard. You can get them from like trying to push a shit out too hard you can get them from from like yeah you sit there and you're just pushing and pushing and like kind of something back well I don't I don't just I read an article today I read an article today if you sit there on your phone even if you're not pressing pushing or doing anything you have a massive increase in your risk for hemorrhoids just just sit that position is not good your your buttholes trying fall out. I do not spend too long on the toilet. When I'm done,

I'm done on the toilet. And so I don't do that, thankfully. But to this day, I'll be sitting there shitting. And if I have a thought of like, I bet I could push really hard, maybe get a little more shit out. I'm like, it's not ready. You know, that one's in the oven a little long. Like I just, I want it to tumble out of my asshole, you know, easily, which is when you eat a bunch of fiber, just end over it. There's a lot of, it's like a freeway. It's like the Autobahn back there for me. It just comes right out of there. Like that's what, and so they all like have that thought and be like, you don't want to end up like, like poor Woody on that gurney.

I think the testicular torsion thing irks me like way more like his description of that and the way that works. Like he had his balls get all like wrapped up together. We're not going to talk about it because it genuinely bothers me when we talk about it. Like, like I start feeling it, like I've got a vivid imagination, I guess. I start getting physical symptoms when I start picturing that stuff happening to you. Oh yeah. I thought that this was like four days ago. I was walking to go pee. I paused a movie with my girlfriend, walked to go pee. I guess I'd been sitting in a weird position. And so then I stood up and I was like, kind of a funny feeling in my, my right testicle right now.

And immediately I jumped to like the cataclysm of Woody's experience. And I'm like, Oh God, this is how it starts. Isn't it? This is the beginning of the, and then like half an hour later, not even that long, probably four minutes later, it had stopped and abated. I'm like, all right, it's fine. Because I used to think that testicular torsion was when like your nuts get tangled together. And I was like, that seems not too hard to avoid,

just like keep it together. Then I learned that it's just one go in a wall. And I was like, oh fuck, how do you even avoid this? It seems like any, like I could do this flipping in bed and and not even know I'm doing something Like if I if I go from my left side to my right side Maybe like one of the nuts gets weird and like twists half a turn and then later another half turn like it spooks me I don't like it horrible design in our testicles should be better Taylor You joined me for a brief Baldur's Gate session this weekend. Yeah, it was fun

You looked behind the curtain you saw the magic at play. Were you tempted? Oh, Discord streaming? Is that what we're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. We hopped in Discord and I'm like, show me the Baldurs. And then Kyle, who's always a very good guide with these kinds of things, was explaining

a lot, giving me a little backstory on characters. And it did entice me a little bit. The the intimidating thing is like Kyle's a a fucking gamer in Baldur's Gate. Tom, I don't know if you've played Baldur's Gate, but it's wildly. I have not. No, it seems like technically you need a lot of knowledge. It's like one of those Diablo games or something. It's like a lot of RPG turn based combat. It's like D&D. Very heavy D very heavy based on D and D. Um, RPG.

It has to do with the, uh, the camera angle, how we're above and controlling things from it's that it's that I don't know what it's, um, I can't think of it right now, but there was a symmetric, I don't know if it's computer test. Oh, according to the way I, okay. So it's a worthless C. Oh, fair. According to the way I... Okay, so it's a worthless C. But in any case, if you would like to play it sometime, I will start a completely separate playthrough that is our playthrough.

And we can touch it 30 minutes a week and it'll just sit there in a save file. I have three concurrent playthroughs that I go to now. I have one for like Scum and our other friend that we've been playing on. I have my own that's just me experimenting with four characters with the new patch stuff and all the 12-

That's the one I saw, I think. Sure, yeah. And then I've got another one that I like touch every now and that's an honor mode playthrough where if I die, I die and I can't resave. I have, you have one save file, you die, you die and game over that I touch occasionally. Can you change your mind or about what?

So like sometimes in elder ring people will do like a deathless run and they'll start over if they die or is it enforced by the game? Yeah, it gives you the choice there. It's like, ha, you died. Would you like to continue continue and dishonor? No, what would be the point? I was here for the achievement. No, what would be the point I was here for the achievement All the way and it's a game that It takes me about 150 hours to beat the game because I try to each time I play it play through it So I have to I try to do all the things if I wanted to speed run it

I could probably do it in 25 hours or something like that. Even that's long It would be a challenge to get it in 25 for me because I'm not, I don't know how to speed run it. I would just be going by the seat of my pants and you need to be, you can't just go because then you're so weak you can't, I wouldn't know how to continue. I have to level up to, there are certain encounters that like, oh, I don't do that until I'm level five.

I wouldn't do that until I'm level eight. So like go, speed running doesn't make sense unless I've gotten to those levels. But in any case, if you want to do that, I'd love do that till I'm level eight. So like go speed running doesn't make sense unless I've gotten to those levels But in any case if you want to do that, I'd love do that. We could even make it two characters I know how to simplify it made the game easy. We play on easy mode. I don't give shit. That would be fun Yeah, I think I'm because I already own the game and I certainly would not want to speed run it that that's not how I would Want to experience the league? I do everything when I play and when I take someone through it. That's not how I would want to experience the game. I do everything. When I play and when I take someone through it, we do everything. I take you to every corner of the map, every dungeon,

we get every single legendary item. We even will do things the evil way and then we'll load it back up 10 minutes prior and do things the good way just so you can see what could have been. And then we'll go back and do it the evil way again. I would like that. And I would appreciate the guidance because sometimes I could see in a game like that where I'm like, okay, I got to kill this guy who's trying to conscript me for a quest because I want that sword of justice or whatever the sword is that that you were playing through. And to have someone there to be like, hey, no matter what you do, you're going to get the sword of justice. But if you kill this guy, it's a goddamn nightmare to try and get through a city that like this guy had

cousins in later in the game, because I look at you and go, Hey, this you killed Joey, that exact scenario comes up constantly. But this game, unlike other games, you know, unlike Skyrim, when you like commit a crime, like everybody knows about it all of a sudden, this game is like real life. So I can just cast a cloud of like darkness on you and I can molest you and murder you and rob you. And then I'll just run away.

And when the cloud goes away, everybody's like, what the fuck happened to Bill? No, like they don't know. It's like a guard to walk up and be like, thought I heard something and then just turn around. Someone's bloodied and bashed. If not, if not, I usually play like a bard. I like convincing people to do what I want them to do rather than fighting them. And plus, the boys want to fight.

They want to swing swords and shoot bows and do spells. I want to convince people to do things. So I'll convince the werewolf man to eat himself or I'll just convince the guards that, oh, yeah, these are not the droids you're looking for. Yeah. I didn't just rob you. Good. Did you watch a ton of YouTube videos?

Did you just keep time in the game? Both. I watched hundreds. I've watched every video there is. Like people link me to the videos and like I've seen all those. I've seen all the videos that have been made for that Like obviously there's thousands of videos, but I've seen the videos that are titled like

boulders gate three secrets You didn't know all that one all the act one nooks and crannies you missed all that to nooks and crannies you missed and then I've watched five hour Just a five hour video about from one guy about boulders gate secrets And then I'll watch the next guy's four-hour video So I've watched all the videos and then I played the game 600 hours or so Mmm, I got it mostly down. There's not much. I don't know but they're still discovering things. They're still finding new things it's one of those games with just

There you have to do things in weird sequences and touch this and wiggle that there's a they just found out you can get a This weird magical sheep companion to do it You have to like kill some random guy and then ring a bell on top of a building and they go across town and ring Another bell all within a certain time frame like and then you have to go to a camp and you have to find a magical Egg and it's like, you know by data mining or by discovery Discovery because it only came out last week or so and the game's been out for a year and a half or something like that In Elden Ring, I love the data miners like they figure out everything there is to know about the game how the

Calculations are done behind the scene. Yes, sometimes it can inform good decisions Yeah, this game is really good about putting all the data forward They do not mind intimidating you with numbers. A lot of games will be like they'll use a phrase like this ability makes you more likely to hit. It's like, well, how much more likely? Five percent and percent. 25. I'm weighing my options here.

This game is it gives you exact numbers. And then when you complete an action, you can look in the side and see a formula play out. Like literally a little bit of algebra over here. This plus that times this, you roll that plus that, and that's a damage rider. So it applies twice and you're like, oh, now I understand. Now I'm not frustrated.

I appreciate that. And Elden Ring, you have to go to like Google Docs that people have made to find those values. Okay, Tarkov too. But like when the description say, hey, this makes your damage greatly improved. This one makes it vastly improved and this one makes it much improved.

I'm like- Like training wheels, Xbox bullshit. I'm a 40 year old PC gamer. I mean business. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not even sure how to stack right. Greatly vastly and much like probably get it right.

Yeah, I like the data. Yeah, Taylor anytime you want to play, I would get up at 6am if you called me and be drinking coffee firing that bit. I'm up at 6am anyway. It's a lie. Be great if you started at 6. It'd be great if you started at 6 because I go to bed two hours later. I've been on like the old man's sleep schedule here for like weeks now. I'm in like, it's my

bedtime right now. Like I'm about to go to bed after this. I got to cool down after this with a little something or another, but I'm going to crash before midnight. I use snacks. to crash before midnight snacks okay I want to judge you as if I'm not about to have a soft pretzel after the show oh shit all right it's a salt it's soft pretzels hour how many times do you get up to P at night zero really Taylor yeah I mean unless I drink a ton of liquid right before I go to bed like zero All right, I hate the head of the doctor than I can Do you wake up a bunch to pee in the middle of the night Tom? We'll see what I do is I There's a soda on my bed stand. They want to oh, I thought you asked me. Oh, no, but all like clearly Yeah, I can up to pee a lot at At least twice a night because, and it's-

Twice a night? Yeah, yeah. And like, I gotta go. Like, I think it's because I drink right up until I'm falling asleep on the pillow. And when I wake up, like if I wake up in the night, I know where that Dr. Pepper is and I can grab it blindly and go,

and then sit it back. And I sit my flat. My problem when I'm trying to fall asleep with these guys, because I need the nicotine or else I get angry. But if I have it, I stay awake. So it's like fighting this battle of like pop it in my mouth. Okay. It's kind of wearing off. I'll take it out, try to fall asleep or I feel the withdrawal.

It is very addictive. I'll do that like with a vape, which is the gayest way to get nicotine into your body. I just need to go back to cigarettes. And like, I'll like wake up early, like in the morning and you know, have a morning pee, but I'll, before I even do that, be like, oh, the first thought I have in the morning is like,

a little nicotine to start the day. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Yeah, I don't even really think about it. It's just like an automatic emotion for me. It's just like, it's so good.

I like the nicotine. It's great. It's calming. I like to do it all the time. But I think that this is 100% healthy. If you look at the studies and all the research that's been done, they can't find any way to shit on this thing yet and they're trying hard. The tobacco industry spent enormous amounts of money trying to shit on this thing. This thing's not bad for you. I'm not saying it's a health food,

but it ain't bad for you at all. It's no different than all the other things. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's the same like, you know, asthma, people with asthma use inhalers. It's not all that different nicotine's not bad for you like what he said it'll rink your skin a little bit it does some other things that with your body chemistry i think that might not impact you yeah i'm already on like vasodilators so i could use a little constriction um it's uh so and then this thing like anybody that's buying cigarettes still like every now and then i'll be like man. I'd like a cigarette I'd like that I'd like to hear the you can hear the tobacco burn that crackle. Oh It's nice, but this thing is $12 and it lasts me a month and it's so wonderful geek bar

I wish we were sponsored by fucking geek bar because it's a product. I believe in I should invest in geek does it come from China I Don't know but the price hasn't changed I I don't think it actually I do hasn't changed. I don't think it actually, I do know, definitely not because you don't want to smoke anything from China. Yeah, apparently, they get popcorn long really, really bad for you. They like the one owners. There were some that were tested that had some chemical that gives you popcorn long and those did come from China. And that's a story that's a decade old that keeps getting brought up every time that you know someone wants to shit on. I think those were often like really flavored.

Like yeah I mean this is pineapple punch. Oh okay. We'll just go I only get mental. It's like candy this is like candy because like it flavors it turns your saliva into like a tasty pineapple sour deliciousness thing. Whatever candy you like, it can be this. It's, I mean every kid should, every kid should try it a little bit. Stay away from nicotine because it's addictive chemical.

I read about like what's going on in high schools now and they talk about how in the high schools when they like look in the ceiling tiles, it's just full of vapes. It's just full of vapes because they go in there and there's like a communal vape and there's reach in there and everybody's hitting like Oh, this should this would have been The bees knees in fucking high school Like you could just whenever you want like go ahead of nicotine feel a little better would have been the bees And that would have been incredible No, if you like if you hold it in your lungs for a second, the the weed one that Kyle's

holding up will like the weed ones create more of a cloud. I was in high school like five years ago and it was it was unreal. The amount of was it like tamped down. I forget how much younger you are than than us. Yeah it was crazy. It was crazy. There was like some high school and I thought far from it. They had like an article written about them in the New York Times because of how bad their vaping problem was, because it was so fucking bad. So people are doing weed vapes in high school? Yeah. Yeah, they bring weed vapes in high school.

Yeah, it would be like a challenge. It's like you hit it when the teacher's looking away, teacher looks back, wait till he looks back at the board, let it go. It's like in my day, which was like, it was still black and white back then. Yeah, the terminals. I remember, like someone got high on weed

in the morning before school. It was like the last day of school when there really wasn't any testing or teaching going on. And it was like a story that went around. Like, of course people spoke weed, but to like be high at school was not. Only once ever did I smell weed in our high school. It was, and we were like, what the fuck?

Who is who's that insane? Because like people would smoke cigs out behind like the there's like a shop building, you could you could sneak around behind and you could smoke cigs. People would do it. They the teacher would be like, dip boys, dip. They can't smell dip. And then everybody dipped. But that was the only time anyone ever smoked weed at like at school

So everybody could smell and everything but these things smell like fruit punch and they hit like weed So I can't imagine anybody how anybody's learning anything if they're cool How long do you stay high when you inhale it as a 16 year old kid who fucking knows all day? If I hit like I have a little little vape here like a one gram vape if I hit it my tolerance isn't nearly as impressive as Kyle's but like I'm high for minimum three hours if I take a good like moderate sized rip off that like I'm not like stoned but if I take that hit two hours later, it's like, yeah, I'm still, I'm absolutely not sober. Like I'm high. High for me is just relaxed and not as easily

stressed by day to day this and that. I can't even get good and baked anymore without some edibles. It's because your tea is too high, man. It's because my tea is too, that's clearly what it is. I probably should just take a tolerance break. But oh my that's what you meant. I thought you meant testosterone. You know. No, you're you're talking. Yeah. Yeah. Like obviously. I was taking testosterone also. Oh no. Like and Kyle with how much you spoke. I caught that. If you you wouldn't even have to do a real deal tolerance break. You could do uh no not even a full cessation period. Because you like are a wake and Baker. If you just pivoted for a little while to like, all right, I'm

not going to smoke until if you're waking up at 6am, you wait until you know, 8pm. And then you take the first hit of the day. And then you just continue that for a while you're going to your tolerance will drop a ton. Perhaps I should take a few weeks off because I remember whenever I, the moment I got off probation, like literally, like when it rolled over to midnight, my boy ZT came over. He was, I met him online. We played video games together for years. He lived in Atlanta and we were going to fly the next morning out to Colorado and do a week out there smoking. And he came to my house and he's like, I know technically tomorrow is the smokecation, but I brought some weed

and and we smoked that weed and it was crippling because they had been like four years since I had smoked, but then and it was very strong. But I was still able to have a conversation. But the next morning when we were going to the airport, I was like, I've got one of these Delta eight pins, one of these gas station vapes, let's hit this bitch because no, you know, this is like legal here. And we were hitting it on the little bus that takes you from the park and ride to the airport. We got so scary high that like I mean, I was out of it. I was like, fuck, dude, are you fucked too? He's a dude.

What was that? What is that? Yeah. That thing was so incredibly smart. Well, maybe they've got like a Chick-fil-A or something. We can make ourselves feel a little better with a spicy chicken Sandy. Yeah. God rest his soul. ZT died of a motorcycle accident. Like a year later after that, he had the same bike as me but a year older Cop hit him cop was chasing someone else and hit him and killed him All right, he was a cool guy. It really was that sucks

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What happened? We lost the last like five seconds. Oh, okay. Did you have something important? No, no. Interesting thing about the RAF during World War two when they're looking for fighter pilots They wanted people who had a motorcycle license but had sold their bike That was the number one like ooh that guy because they're risk takers, but

Not saying point Wow Yeah, they wanted people who who had had a motorcycle license but didn't ride anymore. That's funny. All right. PKA 748.