Painkiller Already - PKA 751 W/ Harley: Creator Clash 3 Drama Explained

Episode Date: May 10, 2025

PKA 751, Harley will be coming, but you never know when, Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by Harry's, our wonderful merchandise, which we might be having some more added to. Oh, is it? The recording started just popped up for me, but I guess we're good,

because no one else is reacting. We're 25 seconds in on else is reacting Okay, sweet so boys are you stoked over the American The Hitler one it's the Hitler I heard it The Hitler one it's the Hitler on my ninjas. I heard it. Yeah Did you watch the video It's all in dark and it is a bunch of black men chanting. Hi Hitler, right? Yeah Looking like very stern African tribesmen Are they it was so animal skins on their heads?

What are we talking about? We all didn't notice that they're all African tribesmen and they're making, they're mean-mugging the camera with animal skins adorning their bodies and they're bare-chested with like, you know, that fat black man tit from Africa that they get. I don't think Hitler would share the affection they have for him. See, this is where people don't understand. See, tell me, tell me. You're not understanding Kanye. This isn't about whether, this isn't about like Kanye liking, like Nazism. It really isn't.

Or liking Hitler necessarily. I definitely misinterpreted Heil Hitler then, yeah. Yeah, he does not, that's not what it's about. This is about disliking Jews. This is about his beef with the Jews. That's true. And Hitler was, and look, you may have read some other stuff,

but Hitler was about a lot more than just disliking Jews. Okay. Like he was doing with any number of peoples. And he also had some side projects like conquering the world. Painting. But Kanye doesn't care about any of that. He doesn't care that Hitler was an artist.

He doesn't like Jews. They try to take his children. They won't let him see it. That's what he's rapping about, right? They took his money away. They took his children away. He doesn't like the Jews. He thinks there's a big conspiracy. The Jews are after him. And from his point of view, it probably looks a lot like that. And he figures, who do they dislike the most? And then he moved from there. But I liked, in the And then he moved from there. But I liked, uh, in the, the song had, I don't know if you guys were, I'm what he probably wasn't, but Kyle, maybe you saw sometimes, like, do you

remember those weird videos that would come on at like two, three 15 AM on adult swim, like after Aqua teen, where it was almost like, like those too many cooks style videos, but even more deranged. That's what this music video felt like. It felt like you told Tim and Eric to go just like, guys, go as far as you can. Do it as wild as you are really like a Sam Hyde, like million dollar extreme thing. It was so over the top. Half the lines in it are just how Hitler. Yeah. Oh, two easily half. Yeah. I feel like he whipped up the lyrics in 45 seconds. Yeah. It seemed easy.

Like, all right, I'm gonna be mad about my kids being taken away. I'm gonna be mad about my money. That's gonna be like one stanza or whatever it's called. And then we're gonna fall back into the Hile Hitlers for about 40 seconds. And it's only a two minute, 20 second song. So.

And I think Hile Hitler for 40 seconds happens more than once. Yeah, this is Kyle, are you saying that's not how you remember the song? No, that's not the song. But it's a good I was going to talk about the other song where he's talking about sucking his cousin's dick. That one's sick too. You know, yeah, he said something. I think there was a lyric in the one I'm talking about about how he's a cuck and he likes watching guys bang his girl. Yeah, yeah. See, he's like that. Like, you know those,

you know those, political. A woman that good shouldn't be disappointing. They're like the political compass. He's got, he likes to have one song from the album in every, in every song. Right. All right, well, I've got this part covered with the Hitler thing.

And then I'm gonna do the What else are there any like? Are there any songs about like he likes fast cars and having a good time nothing? No, no, there's no there's no authoritarian left and in Kanye's bag of tricks. I'm afraid No, no, it's like a little ditty about Mao Maybe I don't I don't think so. I'm he's down with Mao. No, that was wild. I bet it's been getting leaked more and more like over the last few weeks. I keep catching like little clips of it

because I think he uploads himself and streams himself mixing music and making music. So I've heard this song a couple of weeks ago. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Is anyone like platforming it? I don't even like that word, but like like can you buy that song somewhere? Oh, I would imagine I don't know. No, it was near the top of reddit. That's how I found it. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I saw it on some youtubers channel that had like 1500 subscribers and you can see like a cursor moving over the screen because it's a it's a screen cap of like sneeko stream I think I think he's like over there hanging out with Sneaker, like making music. And I know that it appears Morgan interview or they did a failed interview the other day together for some reason. Yeah, I see. I just looked up the how Hitler Kanye on YouTube. It's what you said. There's no like official Kanye channel.

It's just like random people uploading it and a lot of them only have like 20 something thousand and so I would imagine they're getting taken down relative yeah I don't think the song's done my guess would be the song isn't done done yet although clearly there's all that like those tribesmen chanting hail Hitler like they looked so angry too so why would they make a video for a song that's not done? Isn't the video kind of the last stage? I don't think it's, I think it's the first stage for him. I think he's been crafting that like- This is kind of his first strike.

He's not doing this under a studio with like that cast of crew and characters around him. He's doing this at an edge Lord Streamer's house on his own, wearing a mask. So- He hired a dozen actors. Where did he get those people? I like, like, I can't believe nobody is like looking

for who those people are. Where did he get them? Who are those thinking that like, or their motive? All right. What's my motivation in this scene? Well, you hate Jews. I need you to explain to me who is this Hitler fellow?

What is the deal with him? Why do you like him so much? I assume those people were all American. Do you think that? Sure. Okay. Yeah, he didn't get real Afrikaans. You don't think he got real Afrikaans?

No. I don't know. He had him wearing like wolf pelts and shit. Yeah, which like a lot of them. I don't think I noticed that but like some of the black guys were like jacked and no shirt on. But if I recall, there were a couple that were a little, a little on the heavier side, a little on the braver body side.

And they had, they had shirts on or they had like, yeah, that's what I like to call it. Like some people like me have brave bodies. Think was kind, but brave is next level. Unbelievably brave. Stop finding me in public. It's bravery. Some people are scared of trail mix, but not me. Not me. You can't trick me.

Yeah, I had those wolves. That was very funny. One guy had a wolf skin on his head and they were all, like I said, like tribes people. It's bizarre. It's hilarious. I love that it's going on. I don't think you're allowed to even talk about that, but I don't think he's gonna live for a ton longer. Who do you think he's gonna get got? I don't think he might get himself. I think it's gonna be an inside job, but you can't say things that rhyme with homicide. No, it's the other thing. They get real sensitive

about people off of themselves. People hate that. It's really upsetting to people. I don't know why it's not a like tent pole topic on podcasts and comedies. In Canada it is. It's free there. I saw we got our new pope. America from Chicago? Hate it.

You guys hate it? Yeah, dude, he's a Blackhawks fan. Fuck that. Oh, I didn't think about that. Dude, my problem was they went to Villanova. So everybody knows how ridiculously pompous people from Notre Dame are, but locally, Villanova, it's the Notre Dame of Philadelphia.

Now these fucks are gonna be elevated to Notre Dame. They have a pope Notre Dame. I don't know how many popes they have. I'm pretty sure it's about zero. Now Villanova has their first pope. There we need bigger pope hats for these people for their big heads. They're going to have I don't like his sports alignments or his allies there. I don't put it past him for him to maybe even curse the St. Louis Blues and some of their postseason future appearances.

He can do that now. And- What if he roots for the Sixers? Well, I'm indifferent to that, but he's from Chicago. And so he's gonna probably be a Bulls, Cubs, Hawks fan. And that's not the sort of divisiveness we need in an office in the papacy. Not next season.

If he is a good Pope or not based on Joel Embiid's injury status throughout the year, if he can keep Robert Thomas on the ice, off the ice, we'll know he's a bad dude. I think he's a Cubs fan. Um, he grew up in the South side of Chicago, which would indicate he's a Sox fan, but suspected that he has a secret Cubs fan. We'll see. If they win the series this year, you'll know for sure that not only God is real, but the Pope is a Cubs fan. You'll know one is real too. Yeah. But he's also Chilean. And so he could be one of those guys who's like just really into soccer.

Wait, he's Chilean? I didn't know about this part. And so he could be one of those guys who's like just really into soccer. Does he even? He's Chilean? I didn't know about this part. I thought he was like, or no Peruvian, is that right? Peruvian who then lived- I thought he was just an American from Chicago. Is it, was he not born in America? Well, let's see.

All right, if there was only some that we could find out. All right, where's the- Okay, he's born in America, but like what's the ethnically? Oh. He's American, Peruvian in descent Okay. Oh well if he was born Like and spent his whole life in Chicago, then there's no way he would care that much about well we're gonna see what Tom Homan thinks about all this because I

Don't know. I don't know where this Pope politically stands. He might be looking at getting you know, sent out the door I have to deport the Pope You can't deport him. He lives in a giant castle in Italy. He better not come back here. He'll be sent on his way back to his castle. Sent back right back to his castle. Oh, shoot. We accidentally sent him to Guatemala. We had a snarky tweet with JD Vance about three weeks ago.

Did you guys know that? What's that? I saw something about that. Yeah. Yeah. I guess JD Vant said something like, we put our family in front of other people and like that was a moral stance. And now the new Pope at the time Cardinal was like, no, Jesus doesn't put some loving relationships over others.

They're all highly valued. I'm paraphrasing, but I'm close. Yeah, this is definitely a liberal pope that's not gonna get along with the Trump administration. This is definitely a pro-worker, pro-immigration, pro-migration, pro-social justice, pro-listening church rather than telling church kind of pope that will continue in the previous pope's footsteps. Even picking the name Leo, again, this is nothing I know about, but obviously I read all day. The big Leo was also like a pro-union, pro-worker Pope, I suppose, before him, which is when they pick their name,

it's usually to give some sort of idea of what popes they want to emulate or what kind of Pope they want to be. I'm impressed with your knowledge of the papacy. I'm sure you've been studying it for a long, long time. Yeah, I have. I did a great job hour and a half. Plus, I watched the movie Conclave, and it's so funny.

I heard that the Cardinals, the Cardinals were watching the movie. They said that the Cardinals were watching the movie to learn more about the Conclave and what it's like. I suggest everyone to watch the Conclave. It's tremendous. It's on our flex, by the way. I told you about it last week. It's about the Pope dying and then The Conclave, which is the voting process but there's tons of intrigue like like the the one of the guys who's in the lead to be the pope this up there they're it's like game of thrones where the the contenders are like shitty and they're sniping each other and the the black guy is leading the votes he has like he's close but one of the other popes knows that that

black guy fathered a child like 40 years ago. So he like invites the black maid from Africa to Rome to like be in the room there to embarrass him because she's I have no seen you in so long. He's like it's away from me. There's like a whole meltdown. So there's I promise I never have gotten pussy ever. Thank you. Like that where he's crying and he's like, I had a moment of weakness 40 years ago. He's like, you can't be poked there. He's like grown man crying. It's a good move. It's not just about that. That's one of the things that

happens. There's a ton of like, it's just how they bring that one guy down. But they got to bring the black pope down. I was hoping we're going to get a black pope because I heard that the black cardinal was a, was like a hardcore right winger like he was gonna be setting the setting the church right. I think that would have just hurt Christianity. I could be wrong in this. It's not a popularity contest. Outside of my uh like subject matter expertise I'm not the guy to talk about this but um you know if you brought some hardline Pope from a tiny country, like Americans are going to ignore

that Pope, whereas this one might grow Christianity in America. But it's not a popularity contest, it shouldn't grow. You don't want everyone, that's the whole point, right? Like, this is like, it's like trying to grow Mensa or something, it's like, to grow Mensa or something. It's like, no, we're good where we are. We don't lower the bar.

We don't say that everyone's a genius. So join Mensa so that Mensa can be a big club. That's not the point. We have beliefs. We have a system. It either means something. It's what I said last week. Be about what you're about.

And the Catholic church hasn't been about what they're about other than molesting boys for 50 years. Yeah. If I'm a Christian, I would rather have someone who's a Christian who, I don't know, has sex before marriage than someone who's just a non-believer. I would take that first guy over the second one.

Of course. But if you go hard in the paint and you're like, no sex before marriage, no condoms, no gay, no this, no that, no nothing, no everything. Then people are just going to be like, Oh, well, no, you cause fuck off with your 17th century rules. I, that would be, I think a popular take, but what do I know? Yeah. I don't think it should be a popularity contest. You should be about what you're about. You don't well then worse.

Yeah. Letting Muslims take over as the most popular religion, which they're on track to do already. Muslims are going to outbreed them. Like, like, we've already lost. We can recruit. Yeah. Recruit from where? The nonbeliever, like, I don't know. The third biggest religion in the world is nonbeliever.

It goes Muslim, Christianity, nonbeliever. Christian, Muslim, nonbeliever. It goes Muslim, Christianity, non-believer. Christian, Muslim, non-believer, probably. Or actually, I would guess Christian. You said Muslim, Christian. I would guess it's Christian, Muslim, Hindu, non-believer because there's so many Hindus in India. No, it is Christian. I looked it up, I was looking at it today.

I believe you. Yeah, I was curious about it from the perspective I said, I'm like, you know what kind of pope can grow which way he's going. And current size, I was curious about it from the perspective I said, I'm like, you know, what kind of Pope can grow, which were strength and current size, I must've said it wrong is Christian, Muslim, non-believer. But if you look at projected size, it's Muslim, Christian, non-believer. Yeah.

I don't believe that gobbled good, but that is, I don't believe in any of that gobbled good, but that aside, like if you're a Christian pope, then you should support I don't know Christian ideals and like yeah, he's supposed to be the guy between us and God, right? Supposedly he's like talking to the big man upstairs directly and none of us can well I don't I don't know about some of that liberal stuff. I don't think God's down with that. He said he wasn't All I have is God's work. He said he wasn't All I have is God's word. He said he wasn't. All I have is God's word.

He hasn't updated us. I think the Pope speaks to God. Kyle does. I don't speak to God. I just got a letter he wrote, okay? And based on like the stuff that God wrote, or not that he wrote anything, but what he told folks to wrote,

according to other folks that wouldn't lie, which is all you have to base off of. Like, you can't even, you have to use that. You have to use the Bible and the gospel as hard concrete realism if you're the Pope. You know what I mean? Yeah, like, no, you're 100% right. Like you, if you're going to be a religious official, like you better be both feet in, like you better be all about it. Because like, otherwise, both feet in, like you better be all about it because like otherwise, if anything, I could see more people leaving than being enticed to it.

Cause someone who like, someone whose last holdout on Catholicism is like wanting to be able to abort babies or something, like that person's not gonna join anyway. Like they're not all about it. There's a quote from St. John Paul II, that Pope John Paul, who I remember all my aunts and uncles and grandma and grandpa being all about this guy. Like even the older Catholics, I still know they all talk about

Pope John Paul like, oh, just the best. That was my childhood pope. Yeah, childhood popes. And he had a quote where he said, we must defend the truth at all costs, even if we are reduced to just 12 again. In other words, it doesn't matter how many people join or leave, it's my job, it's our job to defend the truth of the church and to put forth the beliefs therein. And so it's like, all right, I believe that guy's all in. Whereas if some pope came around who was like, actually, abort babies. Actually, you can get to heaven anyway you want kind of dealers choice. It's like, fuck, like, are you even like, why are you even in the church? Why don't you like,

go work at a fucking bank? Yeah, I don't care about the dogs in heaven. That's not my Pope. God said there weren't. What does God know? I don't think God. He made the place. True. He's the proprietor. I mean, you know, like he runs the place.

He doesn't, look, he's got two rules. No dogs, no colors. He's got. Okay. He took the colored sign down a couple of years ago. It's all right. Jill, I'm looking through a list of pope names. You tell me if your pope, what are you stopping at?

The most common one ever is John. No, I get why. That's not quite fancy enough. I go no later on. Second most popular Gregory. How are we feeling on Gregory? It's old timey but it doesn't have that it doesn't have that spice. I like Gregory as a name. It was ruined in Walking Dead. Yeah Gregory is a good name. There's a Gregory in Walking Dead? Yes he's absolutely horrible he's a

coward he sells out his own people he's a villain they eventually hang him for being a traitor and but the worst of all is the cowardness of it. Like he was a trader because he was afraid to stand up to Negan. So he just sold his own people, not Gregory for me. My uncle's name is Greg. I like that name. I would pick that name. I would like, like if I had the seconds on names,

I think I'd go with that name. Well, I hope that he would run the hilltop much better than the Greg. I go with Greg though. I don't want to be Gregory, you know, maybe, maybe in a letterhead or something like, or in a court document. Oh yes.

We got Benedict Clement, Leo, innocent. I like Mike and Pope and Oh, what are you even talking about? Do you not know? Me stealing gold from the peasants doesn't sound right. Don't believe those children. I'm Pope innocent. Now I'm Pope innocent. Pope pious. I don't like that one. That's a little too like on the bias. It's like just be pious. Okay. You have to say it. You know, somehow Pope innocent is is yeah, how do we get the docious and pious? How about an older timey one? That's a You know, somehow Pope Innocent is less braggadocious than Pius.

How about an older, timey one? That's a good point. Why did they go to adjectives? Why are these, why are you, can you be Pope handsome? You could be Pope cool, Pope chill. Pope dope. I like that. Sixtus, S-I-X-T-U-S, Pope Sixtus.

I think that's my leading one so far. That's pretty cool. I'm going down to like the older style ones. How about Sergius? That's old timey too. I feel like- What does it mean? Is that a Greek word? What does it mean?

What does Sergius mean? Does it mean that I'm powerful and influential? It means, Scriven or influential. It means guardian in the opposite of what you wanted. Yeah, the opposite of being surges. No, I don't want to be that at all. How about Calixtus? That guy fucks. You think collect this?

Yeah. Pope Calixtus more girls for you, sir. I've already went through the others, good, good. He'd be like an evil rapy pope. What's it, what's it, six? Signum calixtus. Calixtus, it sounds like Severus Snape. Like that's the name you would give an evil guy

in a narrative, I like that. Terry, what's your choice? I think, I think C Sixtus is pretty cool. That's what I landed on too. That's pretty Roman sounding. It sounds old timey. It's like, if it's like Pope Steve, it's like get fucking real.

Like, but this it's like Pope Serge. What do you think of them choosing such a young Pope at the tender age of 69? But a babe. He's the youngest one in a while. Taylor, do you know? I don't know. I know the last two were in their 70s. Pope John, I remember he had a really long reign, right? So maybe he was not as old when he got shot, too.

Pope Benedict IX was the youngest ever Pope aged 20. 67. What? And elected. Yeah. Wow, what year was that? That was the year,

1032. See, but it went adjusted for like, lifespan. He was probably a ripe 20, you know, 20 was like 45 back then. He was already downhill. No, if you're the Pope, you're getting, you're getting good foods, you're getting solid shit. No, I, I just don't care. I just don't care about the Pope. What does the Pope do and how would he influence our lives in any way? You know as non Catholics when the Pope says something you agree with you use him as an authority to reinforce your point That is what the Pope is for

Yeah, I just I I think it's all silly if I'm being honest when I see them walking around in their wizard robes and their Silly hats waving their incense. I just think it's so silly and embarrassing for them. I can't wait till everyone wakes up and sees the Emperor has no clothes and that you've got a bunch of old pedophiles dancing around a wizard robes millions of dollars in their bank account. Not this last pope, by the way, I hear he was like poor as fuck. Like he had $20 or something when he died. Like he turned, he didn't live in the papal mansion. He lived in some side quarters they showed his bed it was pathetic it was pathetic no i don't know i like the pomp and circumstance i like oh i don't like all the gold all the oh i hate that a lot but i was i was picturing myself as pope because apparently you don't have

your own money but you do have a huge budget they They just be like, yeah, Woody, he lived a modest life. Kind of a wild fish tank budget, to be honest. I mean, they said I'm a fish and they're like, man, stop talking like that. We know you're not talking like that. What are you saying? I'm at the Pope. Yeah.

Except I can't do accents. This is my Pope accent. Do this. This is my Pope accent. Yeah, I heard that too about the previous pope where they're like he had one pair of shoes, a shitty bed, and like a, you know, I don't know, one pair of underwear and lived in a little house. And it's like, okay, but anytime he wants, he can be like, stakes on boys. That's the point though, that he doesn't. Like the idea was that he was living like that

for a reason, perhaps. You would think if you're actually a believer, you would like part of the religion would be to live in absolute poverty. But like, because the whole thing to non-believers would be like, yeah, we live like this in the afterlife, we got a river of gold, we swim in all day, our house is made of diamonds, but we're happy to live as peasants and paupers and give all we have away to the poor. The OG popes, it's, I don't know if it could be overstated how much easier it is to be Pope now than it was like early days Okay, early popes were like getting crucified upside down and flayed alive and tortured to death

Oh, it would get sawed in half. That's how one I don't really like meddling a lot At that point they had no institutional power They were just trying to spread it. They didn't have a- Well, maybe I'm missing out on my time periods, but I thought they had a ton of influential power to the point where kings- Oh, eventually-

That would be eventually in the Middle Ages after Christianity had grown. I'm talking about Saint Peter, the first guy. Oh, right, that means something to me. One of the apostles, the first pope, and then after him, some other guy like this is literally the year like seven or the year like 40. And so like by the year, like 1040, sure. The pope had a lot of power, like the king of France, king of England. We're like, we hate each other. We're going to go to war,

we better make sure the pope weighs in because we can't have this guy taking one of our sides because then the other side is fucked because then all the Catholics in our army are going to be like you want us to fight against the side the pope is pulling for go fuck yourself not going to happen but really early on these guys were getting tortured murdered regularly it would be like oh the fourth pope's reign it went from year 87 to almost 88, and then he was caught by legionaries and torn asunder by stallions, or some horrible thing. There's like a dozen popes that were killed in a horrific way or another, presumably by the Romans, before Rome accepted Christianity in like the year 300 or something. I think Constantine had a big battle and he saw a crucifix in the sky or something.

And then he won the battle. And then he was like, that's all the sign I need. No more of that polytheism. It's the Christian God for us from now on. And 10 years later, the entire Roman Empire was Christian. And it stayed that way. Yeah. I don't remember what the battle was, but that is the story I remember reading about is some very difficult battle against, I don't even know, I don't even know what religion, if it was even a religious battle, because that was pre-Islam. That was probably not... It was the year 300, roughly, like pretty close. It's the year 300 when the battle happened. So, I don't know who Rome's enemies were in the year 300. About the new pope, are we going to find out where he stands soon? Is he going to issue like a manifesto and be like, all right, condoms are out, abortions in, Jews, no heaven for them.

Whatever it is that the pope might declare. Is he going to be sure they should have like a Google Doc? Everyone can click in and bullet points. Yeah, because I know he's like a sex four to 10. What does this mean? I know he's like very pro immigration, but he's also very anti, like gay anti abortion anti like that kind of shit. Like, does he want women more involved with the the runnings of the church, perhaps, you know, like becoming ministers and priests? Like, that's, I think that's what's on the verge.

Like, as far as like the the bleeding edge of the Catholic Church becoming more liberal, less conservative, I think the involvement of women in the church is a big one, like that's right there on the cusp. I think gays is a little further down the line and abortion is way on down the line. Are priests getting married on the radar at all? No, not in the Catholic church. They're not going to be a priest,

they would defrock you immediately. Okay, if I were king, that's what I would change. I would too. We've talked about it many times about all the, the, the pluses to that. And there are no minuses. Like, like what's wrong with loving a woman? They like talked about it.

The fucking Orthodox church has been doing this for a thousand years and they don't have a pedophile problem because all their- Why did they enter? Why did they do that? Is it because Jesus didn't have a wife? No, it's because they... I don't know all... I don't know enough about it to know why they have a rule that priests aren't allowed to get married,

but the Orthodox ones can. And I looked it up because I was like, who the hell is in charge of the Orthodox Church, the Eastern Orthodox Church? and they have a maybe even a cooler name. Ah, that's what I said, it's because Christ wasn't married. Yeah, the head guy of the Eastern Orthodox Church is the ecumenical patriarch of Constantinople. Holy shit, that's a title and a half. That sounds that's so many syllables you can tell it's not. Now here's what now here's some cool shit, Taylor. I know you're not into Warhammer, but a big part of the lore, like when they go into battle, they'll have these, I can't remember what they're called, but they're like these blessings written

on these ribbons that are wax attached to them, like like words of their gods and stuff like like the Emperor shall protect the Emperor shall blah, blah, blah. And those words, because they're written on this sacred script are supposed to imbue like protections. The Orthodox priests in Russia have been doing that for soldiers, doing these like blessings before they go into battle and attaching these like blessing scripts to their bodies, just like Warhammer.

Yeah, I'm sure that's where Warhammer got it from. Maybe, maybe. Warhammer. Yeah, I'm sure that's where Warhammer got it from. Maybe, maybe. Yeah. So I've also seen that like the Orthodox Church in Russia has clearly like bends to political power. So like, I feel like the Pope, whether you like him or not, doesn't. It seems to be his own guy, you know what I mean? I'm not sure if anybody can get to the pope and make him do a thing. So at least I like that about him. For good or worse, he's doing what he believes is right, which I can appreciate. Like he's in his own country. I don't think the ecumenical patriarch of Constantinople has his own

his own country. No, he probably doesn't have stamps and collect taxes and such. How many taxes are they collecting in Vatican City anyway? I don't know, but how does the tithe system work? If you give money to a Catholic church, either in taking $5 and putting it in the bucket, or if you write in some $100,000 endowment to them, what percentage of that money eventually ends up in the Vatican? Like some percentage, right? I think very little. Like if you're donating in like Indiana, I feel like that's going to get... Okay. But what if you're in like the biggest church in New York, like some giant cathedral

that's not hurting for cash or any of that? Like does their money go up the ladder like the mob? I picture it like the mob. The money just moves up to the big man, the pope, and he's just up there, you know, collecting from everybody. He gets a little piece of the pie. And he's not even spending it. He's fucking sleeping on a shitty bed with one pair of shoes. Well, you may have seen the last pope donated his pope mobile to the children of Gaza. They're doing donuts in that shit. That's kind of an F you to the next Pope. Where it's like a phone call.

Where's my car? My wheels. What's up Harley? How are you? You're what? I'm sorry for being late. Thank you so much for waiting guys. Oh, we didn't wait.

We didn't. Your audio is too quiet. You're a little. Well, I mean, I boosted the game up a little bit. How's that? It is maybe a little more. Okay, now we're at 12 o'clock. We're at 12 o'clock. Now we're at 12.

We want to go to one sound like one sort of one. I was I'm more of a new to here's two. Can you count to four for me? We're getting two. We're getting three. Yeah, you're gonna, that's the thing. I just got my basement redone. Okay, so three is too much.

Can I hear two again? Sorry, Chad. This is two. Can I hear two loud? Like you be louder? Ha ha ha ha! All right, let's go with 130 and then I'll tell you if we change it again.

Oh my God. You're going to be pissed the whole time. Hey, can't you get like an AI thing to fix, to sort it out? He's got to do. We do. But it's better. Do I have a setting? I don't have a setting I could put on that's going to help you out a little bit right now. We will normalize the audio But it's better to start with the best product possible. Zach says he already did it. Okay. Yeah, believe that stands Yeah, man, Harley. We've just been chatting about about the Pope. We picked our favorite Pope names

Kyle I don't even think came up with a good one. I think he was like Gregory. He's he's kind of traditional in that way. Woody and I liked Pope Sixtus very six this. Yes. I think it's I XT US like kind of fucking Age of Empires as fucking name is that. Where did you get the six? The Pope names pulled up Papal name Wikipedia and it shows. It's a stupid name.

It means the sixth, clearly. Like I bet he was the sixth pope, wasn't he? How about this? How about Pope Silvarius? That guy's all by himself. No, there's only one dude who ever went, oh, Severinus. What makes it, sorry, what makes it a pope name? Are there deemed names or just these are the names

that popes select, they select them? Yeah, once they become pope, they pick a pope name. So they often choose a name from a prior pope that represented the style of pope that they want to be. So like maybe if it was a more listening pope, they wanted to hear what the people had to say. Like their current pope, pick Leo. I don't know anything about Pope Leo, but I'm told Pope Leo was a people person and supported workers' rights and unions and such. So I think you pick a name of a prior pope who represented the kind of pope that you intend to be.

Pope Trump. Now, it doesn't it doesn't have that what I mean. Feel to it. You know, I honestly, I don't understand why, like I would definitely be like, now you got to make you got to do your own shit with that shit that Pope John and

Pope Sixtus did has no fucking clue or comparison to it. There's shit you're going to have to deal with, bro. Like we're in World War Three. You're going to have to deal with, bro. Like we're in World War three. You're going to have to bring a lot more than John. I'd sell the name. You got to think of your own.

John's the most common one. Is corporate corporate sponsor out the name. That's the move. Just like a ballpark. Like I know it's going to be embarrassing to work in. I hope the mountain do code red. Yes, preparation H. OK, like like you change your name every year, you're gonna want to cycle that out. You're gonna write your money's worth.

Yeah, you gotta like you gotta like, if it's up for sale, then at that point, it's endless. I mean, like, they can come in and have have it be Pope Jew, someone could buy that. Pope Islam, they could buy it out. Like, that'd be crazy. You guys start renting the spot out. There'd already be bids on the next pulp. That's not in yet to lock it in. That's true. It would be like that. I'm going to change my name next year to the Saudi one that they buy. I don't know. Honestly, I've always liked the idea of changing my name. When I was younger, well, first of all, I went through many stages when I was. When I was younger, well, first of all, I went through many stages,

but when I was younger, I was like, oh, why am I so tall? And my name is Harley and I'm gay. Like I would think by like, I'd be like, why couldn't I just be normal size to name Derek or Mark? Why Derek or Mark instead of Harley? What's wrong with Harley?

Well, just when it's like a 1994 and you're the biggest kid in class or Mark why Derek or Mark instead of Harley what's wrong with Harley well just when it's like a 1994 and you're the biggest kid in class and you're very large and gay not actually I'm straight I'm very straight you don't get it Woody you can't control your limbs and shit at that age you like you like fall walking upstairs you don't like it's not control my limbs because people like you were holding me by the wrists. No, that wasn't me. I wasn't one of those. I was definitely more so like like like tickle your ear until you freak out and turn around and hit at me and then act like the victim. That is the Jewish way. That was that was your that was you guys.

You did shit. I fucking set you all up with that one. Oh, for sure. I didn't go in. It was too easy. Yeah. But but the yeah, I was like, man, if I was Derek or Matt, that'd be so cool. Now I'm I'm content being Harley. No, I was just. Yeah, I'll tell you why.

Harley's sick. And anytime that if when someone asks your name, they never have to ask for clarification. Do they know how to spell it? And they heard it the first time. Sometimes Harvey comes out, but I've never I've never I've never corrected. Well, that's it really is. I never corrected a person that called me Harvey.

I'm never like always Harley. Sorry. Sorry. My name is slightly gayer than the one you thought it was. Yeah, Harley. My name my name gayer than the one you thought it was. Harley. Yeah. Harley. My name, my name could be a girl's name or a dog's name. Yeah, my friend has a dog named Harley. Great Husky. Fuck him. Fuck that dog. My mother named her dog Taylor. Just saying. Sick. And it's a girl. Nice. Well, I'm outnumbered. I remember that. I remember that being a point of discussion when I was like,

10, when I was like, Mom, what the fuck? Like, why are all the girls in my, like, of all the tailors in my school, there's like me and one more guy and then like eight girls. And you know what the problem is? Sorry, sorry, I was gonna say those tailors, they're always hot. Growing up, the girl tailors, they were always, I was, I like like four tailors growing up. And then I began, then I grew up and I'm like, I guess as tailors in my life now, this is what they are. Fat Midwesterners. Yeah. I remember asking her and she like, she bamboozled me for a few years on this. I was like, why is this? And she's like, Taylor, it's because when you were born in the early nineties, it was a boy's name, not a girl's name. And I'm like, oh, okay. And like maybe a week later, I'm like, wait a fucking minute. All these classmates of mine were also born in 1991. Like they're all born in the year 91. So you bamboozled

me. And then my dad eventually he's like, yeah, she just was all on the name Taylor. Cause I like some hot weatherman on like a CBS show that ran three seasons and she liked him. And so she named you after this weatherman character. And it's like, well, that's a terrible lore. And there's no shot. That's your dad, the weatherman. There's no shot at all. If you have you ever even thought about it, pull up his picture. Well, I don't believe it. I don't have a picture.

No, no, no, the weatherman, the weatherman. I don't know who it is. Local area to wherever he was born. Look up. It was like a weatherman from a TV show. I think he was a weatherman on a television show. He wasn't like a local weatherman. Top five most popular soap opera. See which episodes were running in that time and see

if any of them had a weatherman focused or... Jesus Christ, this is CSI. We're going in. We're fucking doing it, dude. We've got to find it. Actually, we've said enough. There's a fucking weirdo or two in your audience that'll do it from here. They got it, boys. Did you guys see the accountant too? No, I did see the accountant though. I watched the accountant with my wife just that like last week and the entire time I kept telling her it reminded me of my days at Woodworth in St.

John's. The accountant was pretty good, but he was, he was so rude to that lady who just tried to help where she's like, Hey, I can bring you some documents while you're doing your analysis if you'd like. I also like this kind of stuff. And he's like, won't be necessary. Can you leave? She's like, Oh, okay. But he's I'm gonna eat lunch. I'm going to eat lunch here. If you could leave, I'd appreciate it. And it's like this is an autism.

This is just a douchebag. could leave, I'd appreciate it. And it's like, this is an autism. This is just a douchebag. First of all, I always said that I think the movie would be great if it was called Sniper on the Spectrum. Because a lot of people, when they first heard of the accountant, they're like Ben Affleck, the accountant, I'm not into it. They didn't know that he was going to be good with numbers and, you know, like tunnel vision and be a hitman. And when I saw this movie, I was like, Oh my God, I slept on it for like five years. I loved the accountant. It was like sneaky.

One of my like favorite movies in the last 10 years. It's pretty good. Yeah. And then the second one, I saw the trailers for it and I was like, Oh hell yeah. And I want brother in the second one more. Yeah. Oh good. And I love and it's so they're so good. I think Ben Affleck's even better in this one than the previous one. And even they kind of like modified their approach to autism as well, which I think was in a welcome way. Because one of the weirdest things in the first one is this party like blasts heavy metal, and like hurts himself on his shins. And it seemed like, I mean, I've worked with many special needs people in that, like I've never seen a person who was autistic do exactly that.

So maybe this is like an extreme case, but then it was just like such an extreme little thing. And the scene is just awkward and weird, but in this one, they ditch that shit. And instead they just like have them playing with lightsabers more. A lot lighter on the action. Oh no, there's a lot of guns, a lot of shooting.

Okay. So it's not like I'm getting stressed out having to order at subway like in front of other people. I'm glad you didn't say Chipotle. Who says, who calls it that other than my mother? Nobody does. My mom literally calls it that other than my mother? Nobody does. My mom literally calls it. You call it that? I mean, not anymore. He hasn't known what else you say.

My mom, my mom, uh, my mom still calls it that. And I tell her all the time. She also calls Snoop Snoopy dog dog. Not like Snoop, not like Snoop dog. Not like Snoop dog comes up a lot in conversation with my parents. But whenever Snoop does come up and she's like Snoopy dog dog. My mom is always humming gin and juice. She won't stop. Lay back. The boxing thing, Harley, you fully tried it, you're no longer fighting, done with Creator Clash.

Have they like followed up with you at all? Did they like try to hold you and be like, no, Harley, please don't leave. You're the headline fighter. Or did you just piece and they like, it was pretty easy for them. They're like, that's fine. When was your day? 2012? Now you're good. Go on, get out of here. What happened? Did it start with the content cop thing?

Is that the gen? The content cop came out and I had, that's when I actually had people hitting me up. They're like, yo, you still gonna do this shit? And I was like, yeah, why not? Like LA Beast is training for it. He has a newborn, but he's still doing this. I've been here for months. I've been making great progress and I'm having a good time. The

weather's great in Florida, you know, and it's been something I've been committed to. And then as time went on, things got crazier. Things got pretty I don't know how tuned in you guys are to like, you know, this type of internet bullshit stuff. And I don't watch a lot of internet drama. I watched a part of a video recapping it to me, but not not a lot. Okay, so

you can and Hassan and or maybe Ethan and I dubs were in a tiff. Well, yeah, but we got like, Woody doesn't know anything. So we're gonna take it back to the beginning. So in 1948, they make the country and the surrounding countries. So what happened was, uh, no, seriously, it's that, no, literally that beast. You see how I made that joke and it was relevant to what we were discussing. I did. That's kind of like, that's kind of like that's kind of

Like the whole problem with the thing Was it really married and ingrained? Well, so there's crater clash and I was down to do it and even with the content copy in and Ethan them doing that That's fine but like People got weird they would hit me up and they're like, what's the environment of this event gonna be and like, you know It's like it's fine. You know, I was committed to it. LA Beast was gonna be doing it.

But then people that they kind of, the event endorses or puts like front and center, were saying some crazy shit in my opinion. And I was not comfortable endorsing an event that would endorse these people and their words. Semetic stuff, like What were they saying? They were saying things like, well one specific thing that was out of all the things that had been said, I saw a clip of Ahsan and I knew they were going to be doing a fundraiser with him, but

his he was like, oh yeah, if you've ever said anything positive about Israel, you shouldn't be allowed to even be a dog catcher. You should be treated like a neo Nazi. And I was like, hey, my family and friends in my community, that's so crazy. All of them. I don't know. But then like it was the conversation was really political and because like, I don't know if you guys caught the official creator clash fundraiser. No, they just did one with like Hassan and it was him reacting to this video that Ethan made about him. So there's like talking a lot about like the hoodies and has bullet and Hamas and like, was there rapes on and like, it's just all this and I'm like, what's up with the boxing though? What's going on with like the boxing? Like

I see what you're saying. And I see that he's like, you know, like I saw you was like gassing up North Korea a little bit. Yeah. Given their stock, giving the North Korean stock a little boost. And didn't even know they were in the mix. Yeah. They're cool. Now they're cooler than, you know, literally have no idea how they're related in the slightest. Like, are they? No, it's just like, it's just like, this is like the, the attachment that the event has to these conversations. Now, just the things that I'm riffing on and joking about,

like it has an actual attachment to these types of things because of the people that they, you know, officially put front and center. And so like no hate to them. It's their event. I was just like, Oh yeah, if some of these things are going to happen, it's not really comfortable for me to participate moving forward. Um, and then they were like, okay. And then I was like, cool. And, uh, and then like a couple of days later, they were like, yeah, they're stepping down. You want to come back? And I was like, I'm at fucking Buc-E's right now eating a brisket sandwich, pal. No, I don't want to come back. And I was like, I want to ask you something about Buc-E's right now.

You know what's going on over here, pal? We got 120 gas pumps going off. There's people in here fucking getting coffees and Monster Energy drinks, hot nuts. I'm eating a brisket sandwich myself. What's going on? I'm supposed to fucking feel bad about that. in here fucking getting coffees and monster energy drinks, hot nuts. I'm eating a brisket sandwich myself. What's going on? I'm supposed to fucking feel bad about that. Oh, I'm sorry. I was supposed to feel bad because I was born in the right place at the right time.

I'll fucking sit here, eat a brisket sandwich in the hot Florida sun. I'm supposed to feel bad about that. They're trying to make you feel guilty, Woody. I make you feel guilty because who's they and guilty for what they want to fucking tear down everything you love and build it back up into some new shit. And I don't want to do that because what we're going to tear it down and build it up to find out what that it's still fucking shit. Yeah. What are we talking about today? tomorrow and every fucking year going forward. Get your head out of your ass. You don't have a fucking clue, right?

If it's not fucking aquariums and Minecraft and motorcycles, you don't have a fucking clue. Holy shit, that's true. What did you do today? Did you pick up a newspaper or what? Did you read about creator class? You don't know. She knew exactly why I can't even talk about this.

Oh, that's a good point. I did cancel my newspaper subscription back in the early 30 years ago. Yeah. One of those things where I'm completely on the outside looking in because I find that drama disgusting. Not that specific drama, but all drama, all that Internet drama. We're like, it is pretty gay. And I one content creator, if you want to call them at Snipes and another for their

like opinions, beliefs, or what they fucking said, when you're all just running the same hustle, trying to entertain people, let it fucking go. It's just, when we have this big argument about Israel, and then the war and geopolitical topics that are way out of the scope of a Twitch stream, it's like, I don't know what we're doing. What are we doing?

How do you feel about oblivion? That's what I want to know, bro. I don't care what you think about the Houthis. Tell me what you think about the magic system in oblivion. You're on Twitch. That's how I feel every time I see that stuff. Yeah. For video games and financial advice, right?

Yes. And gambling. And gambling. And gambling. And gambling. And pornography. Why? Yeah, that does just seem like a retarded move on their part to allow such a divisive political issue to become like a big part of their charity event. It's like what, isn't this, this is having a guy who eats the sourest candies fight a guy who melts candy bars into

bigger candy bars and like puts 50 McDoubles in a tray and makes a ghastly lasagna with it. Like what does this have to do with Israel and Palestine? So I can see why you were kind of there. There's a lot of conversations that revolved around all the politics there. And I was like, I'm actually not good enough of a boxer to Like be distracted by this shit and also go in the ring and box a guy that I find You know a very impressive and I keep thinking like to me like the victim in this

other than the charities, of course LA Beast because he's a great guy. He's a cool-ass dude and he He I hope he finds someone He's a great guy. He's a cool ass dude. And he, uh, he, I hope he finds someone. Why don't you and LA beasts do your own thing? Like you, you've both been training for this thing for so long. Like, like you both, I'm sure he's raring to go. I bet you're disappointed as fuck. I bet you think of you, you envisioned this fight so many times, like leading up to it and for it never to, to,

to come to fruition and happen is, is weird. It's, it's, it's a, it's very crazy. It's months, it's a it's very crazy. Months it's months. So I felt one way and I was like, yeah, like and I was like, I'm going to hit up other boxing promotions. Like I know Aiden Ross has one and all that. And then I went to Chili's and got a triple dip. You'd be surprised how fast you stop giving a fuck about it. I already got the fucking pussy poncho on and I'm fucking ready.

These are one crazy shit. Yeah. Push the poncho on any ties on the table. Part of you relieved because like if I was prepping for a fight and then suddenly my opponent pull out, I'd be like, oh darn shucks to heck. No punches in the face for me. I guess like I'd be okay with there is a point. There is a point where I remembered with my previous fights where I was like, God, he can't fucking pull out now. Both of the times I felt confident going into them, though. So there was a point I was like, he better this shit

better happen now. Like in like, within two weeks of the 1000 excited and I was like, this shit better fucking happen. Don't fuck this up now. And I was well into that realm with this one. Because the sun on I'm telling you, man, this one because of the sun. I'm telling you, man, being in Florida and the sun and everything goes such a long way to your attitude to being like, I'm gonna do this or whatever, you know? This Canadian just discovered daylight.

Seriously, it always does go a long way for me. And so maybe that's why my attitude was still about it. But it was like a month of people being like are you gonna do this shit and it just like it got it got kind of to me just got ugly it's not like it's also not run the same way that it was before it was run it felt a little haphazard which makes sense that like you know they ended up backing down like they and i don't even know like he made a video explaining why but yeah like, like I can't be bothered. I don't really, it's, you know, to the point of it being ran differently this time,

didn't they lose $200,000 last time and no money actually went to charity? Yes. So, I mean, it's a new terrible charity, maybe a shakeup. Yeah, but I got it. Oh, yeah, dude. Like a two C or how fast they go. You really buy buy jet ski? No, I didn't. I didn't. I wish that was a snowmobile. You should get to see do. That'd be awesome. And make it all worth it. So like, are you getting what were you getting like a slew of hate

over like politically charged Israel, Palestine stuff like directed at you from a little bit here and there but like sometimes I bring it on myself but I think people that disagreed with me either didn't say anything or I saw a couple people that tried to Say something to get me to I don't know Engage but nothing really what I've really seen is like a crazy overwhelming amount of support like people coming from like the h3 subreddit and like they they really it feels like they have a normal take on things if I use Ethan as an example Ethan has a super normie take on the Middle East and it's pretty you know makes a lot of of sense. It's a plausible one.

And then on the extremes, you have people on both sides that are like, no, fuck them, fuck all of them. And he's not at all like that. And it seems like all the voices online when you go online are extreme shit. Like you get that there's 80% of people that are normies and the 10% on either side that are extreme. Well, you get mad. Like, there's so much like, whoever makes the content puts it out there and

however it aggregates to the top, it's the content that'll make you mad. You want to engage those people. And those engaged. That's the one. The most recent thing I saw was those pretty well to do Israeli girls, prank phone calling Palestinians pretending like they are a charity. Like, hey, we're a charity. We're going to save the day for you. Oh, your home was blown up and your kids got a gimpy leg?

Don't worry. We fixed that sort of thing. And they're like, oh, thank you so much. He's like, you think I'm serious? You think we'd ever give you any? And they laugh and laugh and laugh like it's the funniest prank phone call. Yeah, but they do prank calls to them too though I bet. Oh, your credit score dropped to 700. They'd be like, no it didn't.

I'm looking at it right now. I'm looking at it right now. I always have it up. It's my home screen on my phone. Yeah. So like you see shit like that and like, who knows? Who knows that that wasn't a propaganda thing made? And those aren't even real Israelis. Look for all I know. You don't know anymore. I mean, if we can pivot this conflict to a prank phone call battle, we can save a lot of lives. Well, the Israelis did that, but they made the phones explode. They're, they're, they're mean about it.

They really, they really, they pop G move. I love the exploding radios and phones. I like, like, I learned a lot more about that. I think that either the phones or the radios, they sold to them with the explosives in them, like many years before they said, they've just been waiting to push the bucket. The walkie talkies were apparently 10 years, which is crazy because it's like, yes, it's bad that the walkie talkies blew up and damaged some of the members of their faction, but it's also really maybe worse that they've been listening to

you for 10 years. Well, I don't think they don't have the listening capability on those walkies. Like, Oh, I thought, I thought they were listening. I just assumed. No. So they set up these shell corporations. They buy companies. They had these things manufactured.

They then like, there was a whole trail. But they got in touch with someone who was the buyer for that terrorist group. And they're like, we've got a deal for you. These are the new, they made a commercial the new rugged radio these are battle-hardened they're heavy Ezekiel 3000s and they would and they would complain like these are heavy and they're like yeah that's reliability it's c4 it's c4 is what it is and so for ten years they let those things sit in enemy hands until October

7th. And whatever, everything that came after that. And then one day they pushed the button. The cell phone thing is a new thing. This is exactly it. This is the problem though. It's like, I'll see someone, not cell phone beepers, but you know, you know how you're like, you're like, yeah, you don't like drama content.

A lot of the stuff that creator clashes attached to is people that do drama content, like, but the middle East basically talk talking and ramble on about things going on and see as I watch a lot of that stuff sometimes it's new newsworthy stuff sometimes you know whatever but that's basically their job that's how they make money and you know I'll see like you know in the middle of the creator clash official fundraiser the bill like Hasan was like oh yo the ho of the creator clash official fundraiser, the bill like Hassan was like, Oh, yo, the hooties just shot down a fucking another US drone, dude, that's $70 million of drones. They show and they did the they shot a rocket at the Israeli airport and hit the airport. Fuck, dude, let's go pull up put on one of their music videos. The official creator of The Flash in the Middle East to attack Israel. It's not a good thing. Don't hype them up.

I see them, they're on like white pickup trucks with like 50 cows and they're fucking like, there's like 10 of them speeding and they're like, ah, and it's like, I see that. People are like, hell yeah, hell yeah. And it's like, dude, yeah, that's one. That's yeah, but realistically that's one bombing run. That's like, okay, it's a real time strategy.

You're at phase one, cool. You're sending out all your little recon things. That's like, okay, it's a real time strategy. You're at phase one, cool. You're sending out all your little recon things. You're like, hell yeah, they're at stage five. Like they have alien weaponry. Not encouraging them to like throw themselves at it. Like people in this country can't eat. They're recruiting soldiers that are 10 years old. Tell every, everyone should tell them

that they should focus on themselves a little bit and backseat the death to the Jews thing. It's not even going well. And then it's going terribly. They got to stop being encouraged to attack Israel. And, and, and did it, you think I want you guys to fit in the bill? No, come on. It's out of your money. They got to defend themselves and all that, you think I want you guys to fit in the bill? No, come on, it's out of your money. They got to defend themselves and all that, you know? And then other people are like, yeah.

And then they encourage these terrorist factions to attack Israel and it's like, shit, dudes, don't just fucking stop. Just leave them alone. Give them that fucking, just leave them alone. Seriously. Like- I think Trump claims the Houthi thing is over.

His little press conference was so funny. He's like, I talked to the Huthys. They're sorry. It was literally this. They're sorry. Very brave people to take what we put them through. I'm going to tell you, brave guys. He said this, brave guys. And they promised no more of that shoot. Oh, well, you didn't mention that. You didn't tell me they promised no more of that shoot. Oh, well, you didn't mention that. You didn't tell me they promised that. Yeah, you should have led with that, Kyle. Yeah, okay.

I mean, check mark problem solved. They promised. So that seems to be wrapped up. Now we just got the India Pakistan thing, which I find fascinating because Pakistan shot down all those Rafael fighters, which look, I love the United States military industrial complex. It's a beautiful thing to my eyes. When the aliens come, y'all are going to love that we have the American military industrial complex and we're cranking out lasers.

You're going to be happy that you did all that air defense technology testing with the Middle East in Israel. You're going to be happy about that. When the golden dome goes up. Absolutely. Absolutely. I hate the name golden dome. That's what Trump, Trump it's he's shooting by the, from the hip. He's like, should I call it golden dome? Cause he spent a lot of money on the branding already for diamond dome. He had the crowd cheer. He was like iron donor gold, golden dome. And he had like a crowd cheer of like it was It was army guys. He was at a base or something

maybe Air Force even but what I was gonna say is I like to see that Pakistan buys their fighters from France probably so as not to antagonize Russia and China by buying American products and also so that if they ever do want to antagonize America their supply chain isn't all jammed up by whatever president's in charge. But those Rafael fighters all went down the other night. They lost like five, five? French intelligence said three. So that's a bad look for that. Did you say Rafael fighters?

Rafael, yeah. It's the French made fighter, their top of the line thing. It's got like laser guided bombs, a 30 millimeter cannon. It does all the stuff that you want in a joint strike modern era fighter plane except evade radar I guess except evade radar and the Pakistanis with s300s probably uh shot it down but the Pakistanis even when I saw them on BBC the Pakistani defense minister and he didn't have any like proof and she's like, I want the proof, sir. I don't need the proof.

Look on social media. And I guess that Pakistani. That was my best Pakistani. That's all. The videos are all over Twitter. Now do you? It is the same. I want to hear it. Do an Indian and Pakistani guy speaking to each other.

I am going to fuck you up so bad. You will bloody not do that to me. You fuck, you shit fuck. Put a little more cashmere on it. A little more cashmere. I don't know what that means. Pretend you did. Put a little more spice on it.

How can she slap in there? How can you slap my Raphael fighters out of the air? How do you say air? Is there air? Air defenses will call that? I would fuck you, bloody, you fucking cocksack. Air defenses should be called how could she slap. How could she slap?

Yeah, so I think Russia is a big provider to India of military equipment, right? Us and Russia, India is, Modi is a great leader clearly, because he's managed to thread the needle and be friends with the entire world somehow and keep his billion population country continuously like moving forward. Their GDP is good, their birth rate is crazy. If they ever stop shitting in the streets,

we're gonna be in trouble i see if they discover mop technology online a bunch of people that were like india and pakistan i don't know shit about india and pakistan which one likes israel okay i hate them and want them all to die let me fix my twitter bio get this pakistani flag in there What? My Twitter bio get this pack of flag in there. Like Israel at all? Yeah, India. I love it bro more than you. Well, yeah, it's not hard to do more than me. Yeah. India like I didn't know Israel. Israel. I'm sorry India had an affinity for Israel. I know Pakistan doesn't rather. Would you rather live in Indriyal or Iznia?

I'm going to Iznia. That sounds like a bad one. I was going to say you got to go to Iznia, Taylor, because it sounds like it's Lord of the Rings. That does. Would that be like a country with one point time? No, Indriyal does too, actually. Indriyal sounds like a guy that lives in Iznia in Lord of the Rings. He's a craftsman. I mean, India does seem like it's pretty impressive that they can swing getting a bunch of military

stuff from us and Russia. And I think the reason they like Israel so much is because India as a whole does not like Muslims is there a Hindu country? Both countries have a very diverse... No, I think... Alright, so I'm gonna Google in a second to find out if I'm... I have no problems with Muslim people. I don't have... I don't probably have lots of friends that are Muslim. I think they both have a large... I want to correct something that I said about Islamic people on the previous podcast by the way. What'd you say? Oh, what'd you say?

No, I'm just kidding. Oh, good. We don't do it. I meant it all. I thought Pakistan was all Muslim. I thought it was too. I must be, maybe I'm out of date. India, I know, is a little bit of everything.

They have Hindu, they have Christians, they have Muslims, Buddhists. Yeah. It's a gigantic, diverse billion and a quarter people or some shit. So I'm sure that it runs the gamut. But I thought both were kind of mixed up with Muslims and Hindus. 96.35% of Pakistan is Islam. Really? I didn't know that. And then let's see religion. number again 96.35 percent islam 2.17 percent hindu 1.37 percent christian so pretty even pretty much totally muslim there yeah it's like the uk almost that's actually what i retracted actually that's some stuff about ire Islam and I retracted it. I did it on the subreddit though, so it's all good. I saw this terribly racist meme

that I don't even find funny that I wanna share. Yeah, so we can all scoff at it. It's not even- Do you go to the subreddit to get feedback on your performance after you come on the show? Sometimes I get tagged specifically and because I follow the subreddit, it gets put to my front page.

Now, like when I open up the apps, something's popping. I don't go directly after I've been on because I try to not fight on social media as much. And if I go right when I'm on some fucking dumb ass always misinterprets what I said, this fucking idiot trying to piss me off already. I'm about to write a fucking paragraph right now and delete it.

Don't piss me off, Woody, not today. I know it's you I'm fighting. We're both with fake accounts fighting each other. Not today, not today of all days. On the day we get this new Pope. This, uh, the other swimming and I really checked, I really jacked, uh, Indian dude, and it said, uh, the cunningness of a Jew, the numbers of the Chinese, the tech aptitude of a Korean, the willingness to breed of a Muslim, the world doesn't

stand a chance and it's a jacked Indian. A jacked Indian dude. That's pretty legit though. A lot of those things are true. That's right. So like India, you can tell that India has like come online in a big way in the past couple of years, like just the number of like big,

just slop posting accounts on Twitter, where it will be like just some guy clearly from India, like asking like a leading question, like he'll post a picture of like the Statue of Liberty and be like, what is even the story here? And it's just trying to bait engagement and then it'll come out that he's Indian. And it's like, oh, that's pretty funny.

This guy's just, cause I guess over there, the Twitter bucks are pretty real deal. So they're just trying to bait, game, game the system. It's that ton of money. I made money with an Indian dude. He hacked my Facebook a couple of years back. Okay. And I ended up getting it back

cause I had an in with Facebook. So I was like doing gaming there for four years and I got it back and I guess that like, doesn't normally ever really happen to them. And I was posting his messages that he was sending from like my account. He had sent like a bunch of some girls like while he had acted and I was posting it and I was like, yeah, look at the fucking the Indian dude that hacked me. Well, look at his fucking look at his Riz. He like DM'd me. They're known for their Riz. He DM'd me and he was like, my friend, buddy, buddy. Listen, he's like, don't, don't post that stuff, please. And I was like, it was like some girl account.

And I'm like, what are you talking about? And he's like, no, it's me. He's like, I swear. He's like, if you go look at the dates, you'll see that. And he referenced something that only he would know because he had access to the account and I was like, so it's you, the guy who fucking had, and he was like, no, but buddy, he's like, it's the guy, they, this company, they hack you guys and then they hire people like me

to do the posting and I get paid like just a salary to do it. And yeah, he's like, there's a lot of bonus money on the table that you're not taking advantage of with your thing of your size. And I warmed the page up again, and you know, if we could do it, we could do it, you know, and I'll post for you 50 50.

You give me editor status back in. And I was like, so I guess you have a family. If you don't want me posting these pictures, you raising up girls. And so I think we're gonna, I think we're gonna table that 5050. Shade. All right. I'm thinking right off the bat. I'm thinking 15. And you're asking how fucking good

this is for you. I'm already doing the math of what you got paid for this bullshit already. You do this with me at fucking 5%. It's gonna be better than what you were getting paid to begin with. I thought that was as clever as a Jew but now I am in the lion stand. This is the real world. So but I know I did a 30% with real lions did.

Did 30% with him and he was he was bringing in like 1000s of dollars on the Facebook that I didn't have that I wasn't doing. Uh, did 30% with him and he was, yeah, he was bringing in like thousands of dollars on the Facebook that I didn't have that I wasn't doing. But he would post like some weird ass shit. Like he'd be like, today I thought about killing myself. And then like mad people are commenting on shit and they're like, well, yeah, the engagements through the roof, like you get, you got bonuses, you got paid for loiter time that people would spend on your page.

So I'm getting paid cause people are like worried about the sauce boss typing out some shit. I don't know. This is even happening. You think I open up Facebook? What am I a fucking stupid? He's saying he's posting up shit. He's posting like weird pictures, things that are like, I don't know, dude, but he's supposed to be a shape, right? Making me look like I got a lot of straight. Like getting texts after he posted, like, uh, I'm going to do it. It's the last day. And like, you just get texts of support from friends and family and you're like gaming, just being like, man, I am so loved. He was posting things that were successful previously

and other, like, he has like a bank of Facebook bullshit content that's now all AI since then. And so he had he was just taking like an actual person's maybe suicide letter and like sharing it because it always gets engagement when you post it. He was posting like, I hit him up and I was like, dude, we're gonna have to start signing your name. What do I call it? What do I call you? And he's like, Mr. J. And I was like, Okay, well, when you put something up, you like if you're gonna want to be like, Oh, I'm gonna kill myself or some shit, put Mr. J so that they know that it's not me. And he was like, Okay, and then we did it for like three days. And then he stopped doing it. I was like,

Why don't you do it? He's like, they don't get views, bro. If I put Mr. J. Doesn't matter. Don't you want money? No, it's money. I was like, What would, would you buy? Would you buy with my money already? Let me see. Turn on the camera. I want to see you around your abode.

I want to see what you got going on there. You got PS5 or something? Okay. You fucking, I still got brand deals out there. I can't have my Facebook ventures. You know what I mean? I can't be constantly posting self-harm threats on my Facebook page. Crazy.

Yeah. And I was looking into going to see him. I looked into what I even called like a bodyguard, international bodyguard service. Step one, get a lot of immunity. Well, then I found that this guy was in Pakistan. And I was like, if I pull up to Pakistan, I feel like I should have a security detail. And I was like looking into it and I was, I even called the company and they called me back and we spoke.

Literally, I felt nine seconds in the guy was like, you're not serious. Like just the way I talk. I was like, yeah, I was looking on the website. I make YouTube videos, by the way, and right away he's like, this guy sucks. He wasn't it. Yeah. So but I wanted to go to where he works. I wanted to go to hacker central.

Well that is India. I mean, if India is gonna be a PR friend, maybe Modi does something to shut down like the boomer scam lines, because that's ridiculous. I would like fewer texts of work from home job offers. Yes, or like weird stuff with like random email addresses where it's like, you have not paid the tax

to the American Empire. You must send your social and we or I will imprison you. And it's like, what the fuck? They're so bad at their job. You got to imagine that if we tried our hand at that type of scam, we'd be way better than them, because they're terrible at it. They make money. Would you honor a boo for that? I went to a job. I went to a job when I was in university to be a teacher

and didn't even really want to be a teacher. So I looked in some jobs and my friends were making crazy money. They had cars and houses. And I went to, it was like 2006, 2007, and I went to an interview and I dressed up for it. And everyone, it was like a boiler room. Like everyone's on phone standing in cubicles. Like a guy literally

on the phone was saying, Sally, Sally, listen to me, relax. And he was selling or something, you know, and I'm just like, it was already Grammy. And the guy to interview me was a shorter dude. And the style at the time, like 2006, was not a style that any normal person would wear. But it was like the tie was short and very fat. And so this guy was so on point with what was cool that day, he ended up like wearing something that is forever a ridiculous outfit, than that when it was too cool for school. And I went in there and he was like, yeah, so tell me you think you'd be good at this job? What? Why would you be good at it? And I was like, I remember just being like, oh, I, you know, I whenever I dedicate myself, I'm going to be good, you know, and I'm really good at speaking to people.

Yeah. He was like, I just remember, cause he was like, yeah, me? When I first did this job, wasn't good at talking to people. Now I could speak to anyone. I got disrespected by girls in the past that wanna fuck me now,

cause I'm making $300,000 a month. You think you wanna work in a place like this and make big money. It's all about money. If you're not going to make money, don't even come work here. So you want to work here. I kind of want to see how fat his tie was. It was fucking girthy.

This is a scenario and I was like, okay, yeah. And he's like, so be here tomorrow. And then I left and just, just really taking in everything. I just had a bad vibe and, uh, I didn't like, so be here tomorrow. And then I left and just really taking in everything. I just had a bad vibe and I didn't go to work the next day and my buddy was so mad. He didn't talk to me for like a year. He was like, I fucking got you an interview. So many people wanna work here, bro.

You're fucking living in your parents' house. You're so fucking, we fucking. And I was like, I have a bad feeling about it. But anyways, the owner of that place, he like was making a hundred million dollars a year, he like had to run away to Israel, I think he was, I think he was murdered there killed maybe something I heard I was all hearsay I don't really know. But

that could have been you. Yeah, there was like crazy stings. They were like, remortgaging people's houses. They were calling up old people and having them take a mortgage out on their house. Oh, were they doing reverse mortgages? Yeah, they are with crazy percentages and they were all like, they had a script and everyone had such a high, like a 30% success rate with every person.

And they're making like 30,000, 40, 50, $60,000 off people on a phone call, like two phone calls. And that's what's happening. And and I want to say like, oh yeah, I didn't go there. Cause I'm a good person or something like that. Like the, the temptation was there. It was just the tie did a lot. The environment was just ugly.

Intimidated. And I'm, I'm important. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I want the vibe. Like I'm a guy who the vibe is important. I want to, I can work at a job and get paid shit. But if it's a good time, you know, we're chilling. What's the word living life? You know what I mean?

We also put off by like a guy who, you know, purportedly earns 3.6 million dollars a year, like talking to you and being like, step one of this place is I do get pussy. It happens all the time actually. And I'm not insecure about it. And I'm standing on this series of yellow books, not because you are so tall. But I wonder why he said why he opened with that. Like, yeah, that's weird. I mean, whatever I said, or at some point I gave him the message that he was like,

you don't think I get busy. Six, five, and I could steal your girlfriend. Even before he said all that, he was already taller than me somehow. No, that was just his attitude. No, he was much shorter, but like actually like I was like, Whoa, this guy gets, gets pussy all time. Yeah. All time. Pussy getting dude. like I was like whoa this guy gets gets pussy all time yeah you get dude well it's good you didn't take that job and get murdered with a hundred million

dollars in Israel with some CEO they only murdered the guy who owned the place I don't think in that job that sounded like look I wouldn't do that job with the reverse mortgage thing because that is you know ripping off elders and and like taking the inheritance of their children away and potentially just throwing them out of their house in a couple years. So it's super evil. But if it was something not super evil, I'd been down. I don't mind a shitty boss.

I've had shitty bosses, scummy bosses. That guy that I worked for was a drug dealer. Like the scary guy. Yeah. He was thinking a lot of pies. It was before he was the GM of the scary guy. Yeah. He was fingering a lot of pies. It was before he was the GM of the dealership. He hired his former dealers and growers to be salesmen. So I talked to them and weed.

They had like a big weed organization, like literally organized crime. Like this one guy, Greg Greg actually Greg or Garrett Garrett yeah Garrett was like yeah I used to grow for CJ I run the whole show and I'm like oh okay did four and a half years for that ninja so like all those guys were getting taken care of by the general manager did now years without branding them okay yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like the main guy made out like a bandit and became the general manager of that dealership.

And then he made them like they're called like the house rat or the house mouse. He's the guy who gets the cheese deals. It's a whole car salesman lingo bullshit thing. But these deals are free car deals. It's someone calls in like, hey, I'm buying five Ford Rangers for my company here's the price and they're like okay deal and that guy's here I'm the house mouse so when that guy comes in the the the owner of the GM has to assign that to a salesman that

salesman's gonna sell five cars today for free you know he'll do no work he'll just do paperwork and he'll get paid so Garrett would always get those cheese deals. He was the house mouse. I like that. Me too. I like the house mouse but I'm biased because I'm the South's boss. You guys see sinners? No, I don't know what that is. So none of you guys know businesses.

No, but none of you support black owned businesses. Not even Wild West ever. It's a Wild West movie. I've never heard of sinners. This is outside. You're literally disconnected from like the world. I feel I love it that way. You don't have a fucking clue.

Do you, Woody? You don't have a fucking clue. I was out of aquariums. You don't have a fucking now Taylor. You're funny. Let me ask you don't have a fucking clue. Now, Taylor, you're funny. Let me ask you this. You don't have any aquarium related questions. Dude, NHL playoffs are on.

I'm not watching fucking. So Sinners is the Michael B. Jordan movie that was supposedly supposed to be the O.G. Blade script for the remake of Blade. But they they took so long to make it that Michael B. Jordan just made it himself. And it's an old-timey Vampire movie with all black cast more or less and it's doing gangbusters it's the number one movie like 150 million on maybe a

60 million dollar budget something like that and of course the black community is super supportive of it the Rotten Tomatoes are Bonkers like one of the best reviewed movies of all time. I haven't seen it yet though because I don't go to the theaters like one of the best reviewed movies of all time. I haven't seen it yet though because I don't go to the theaters. I don't know about a vampire movie. You're not the right spirit for a vampire movie right now. You like horror movies. I do, but vampire movies are never that scary.

Like it's usually more. You get a lot of, no, that's true. Vampires did, you got a lot of like sexy and like, you know, like with vampires, they try and do a whole thing. They are the sluttiest of the demons. It's true. I like like monsters. If you live for a thousand years, you'd be like, you know what, if you live for a thousand

years, you'd be like, you know what, I'm just like a dick. It's been a thousand years. I would be preaching to the church of dollar cost averaging to anyone who listened. That'd be so funny. Like getting wealthy is actually quite easy. Just keep investing for your first 250 years. After that, you can basically live on interest and dividend. When you are as mortal as I am, you tend to experiment with all things. Now like Taylor even a vampire for six days. Yeah, the movie that's there's a lot of blues music and I can't get AIDS now. You like it's kind of whatever

I want. Good movie. But it's a good movie. It's okay. And you know what? Are you afraid to go? Okay, I actually I feel comfortable maybe in only this space with you Fucking you guys from like you you guys can't say shit But yeah, I thought it was okay, and I don't know if I would feel safe sharing that anywhere Was it black panther? Okay, cuz black panthers suck is like just an okay movie that became a sensation because I know I Love Marvel shit. I eat eat that up I'm such a fucking loser consumer so I like Black Panther and I'm like that's like a three out of five stars

because it's a Marvel okay yeah three out of five stars is fine but I give I give sinners I give sinners the three out of five stars and I know some people were crazy because I like people cried in that movie. And the part that I heard that people cried out I was like, I first of all, full disclosure, I had had an edible and I it was like scary times my tolerance was at zero. And you guys know, I love to eat at scared shitless stone. And I and I had no idea what the movie was about. And I went in and Michael B. Jordan is two people in the movie, he's twins, he's Smoke and Stack,

that's their names. And I was very high watching this movie and I didn't know what it was about and it's about blues for a long time. Black guy and Smoke. For a long, yeah, and Stack. Well, Smoke is a- I missed your words.

It was about blues a long time. Yeah, it says a long part of them is blues music. Oh, like that. Like we see him here. He's he's the best blues singer you gonna see the do that song and then like they break into like a three and a half minute music sequence is actually sick. A lot of the music was sick, but I don't like blues. But it was good. It was like good blues for guy that doesn't like blues. I was like, that sounds really good.

And there was musical segments that were good, but it felt like they had such good stuff and they did, and it was filmed really well, but they didn't want to cut anything because they were like, it would be a shame to cut this. So there's a lot for a long time. And then, and I didn't know. And then it's vampires for a second kind of what just happened. And then it goes back to like blues and it takes itself really seriously with blues for that. And I was

like, really high I was like, was that was that guy a vampire? Because nothing is like that the whole time. And then I was like, I don't was like a vampire. And then and then the movie's vampires. And then it's vampires. And I didn't know. And so I feel like you can't get better than me being so susceptible and immersed to whatever happened. But then my issues were like the pacing

and the choreography was really goofy sometimes. Like I hate when like five people are behind cars shooting and a guy is like shooting an automatic weapon while walking at them with no cover. And it goes on for like 15 seconds and they all die. And you're like, how does this even make any sense at all? And that just bothers me. But that's nitpicking. But still bothers me. And there was a lot more.

Like you're already doing a lot to believe that there are vampires and that there are this group of black people who are so well dressed. And now I'm supposed to believe that, you know that the gunfire doesn't exist anymore come on They're like there's like a scene where a Guy's like he's a vampire, but they want him to come in and he comes up and he's like Hey, well, ain't you gonna let me in and then he's looking away damn sec You've been walking in and out of this place all day and now you can't walk in here now There's nothing that and then someone comes up, she's like,

no, no, no, what's up? And he's like, well, I'm just saying to be polite if you told me to come in. And they're like, no, look at this. What's up, someone's up. He's been walking in inside and outside. Maybe I'm thinking, maybe some of the, you tap like we ain't supposed to.

And he's like, no, come on. And then they're like, no. And it goes on and it's, I feel like I'm like, okay, you know what's going on. And there's even like a voodoo person in there and she knows, she's like, that right there's a hate that's what they call and then later she's like, no, that's vampires. But funny. Yeah, which is funny because it's like, why did you default to a hate? I would rather than explain it to normies. I don't know what a yeah, but she was

she she they were like, no, we can't let him in. So then they don't let, he's all like, I'm a fucking vampire. I would have killed you all. You know? And they're like, Oh, good idea. Then they 180 and walk to another door and there's a dead person in there that they care about and he's all like, Hey, you guys are going to open up the door and let me in and they're like, no, wait a second. You've been walking inside and out all day.

Now you can't walk in on what's up with that? And the guy's like, no, see, I'm thinking. And then they do the whole scene again. And I know I'm high. I'm on an edible, but I'm like looking at him. I'm like, is this, did we just not do this? And I already thought it took so long for them to be like, I think he's a vampire. Don't invite him in after like four minutes seen it felt like.

And then hello fellow black people. Then they did it. Afro-American. But there was, and then there's the bad guy was an Irish dude, sorry, but the bad guys of Irish dude and he was really good in the movie. White guy was the bad guy? Well, no, but it wasn't, they didn't do that. They didn't listen. I'm not quick to call that type of stuff

anyways, I actually like resist calling. I mean, whatever I don't and I kind of was like, it's gonna be hard for me to not watch this. Now that I see what's going on, because I'm a member for me, I didn't know is vampires. And then now I get white people and they're the vampires. And I'm like, Oh, okay. So now I'm like, how am I gonna not my stupid stone brain? How am I not going to be able to watch these scenes without really overanalyzing everything on some sort of modern day race issue stuff? And then they came in and the white people were like, we like the music and do one in there. We want to come do it. And they're like, we don't want your kind in here.

And they were trying to get invited in, but they didn't get invited in basically because the black people weren't vibing them in there. And then I was like, and they did like a really weird song, like they did like an Irish like song that's kind of cool, but they just did it there. And compared to all the sick bassy blues music and stuff, it's slow mo shots they were doing for it looked really bad. And I was like, hmm, I can't help it. I'm like, and I'm wrong about this. I was wrong, but I was like, oh, it feels like all these black people were having a really good time making fucking awesome music. Now the fucking white skinned bloodsuckers are

here to kill the vibe. And that's like, that's it. But no, it because then they had a moment outside, where they really got into their music. And then there was vampires that they made some black vampires, and they were there. And it's really like the movie was just it was vampires and they were there. And it's really like the movie was just, it was vampires and not vampires, but you couldn't help or at least I couldn't help but be like, oh, this is gonna be some skin color shit, I bet.

See, I would have wrote it that way. I'd have had the white guy bite like a pretty white black girl and just, ah, and then he looks up at all the terrified people and he's like, the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I need that line in there. Like that was the thing that these these Nordic vampires have come to America and they found this delicious black blood. And it's a delicacy to them. That's the movie

I'd make. I like it. I hate to say it. Once I figured out that it was like the white people who were the vampires, you kind of can't really get surprised by a twist anymore. It's like you kind of know. I can tell right away if someone's white or not. I can tell just boom, one second. I know just their voice. Speaking of all the Google assistants are black on my phone.

I swear to God, I ask you the question. It's like for sure, sugar. I bet you that's that's located to where you are. Like that's what they're deciding. I went through all the options. There's like four or four, maybe six different voices and every one of them was like, it's a code switching black person, but it is a black person. I promise you that.

But the people that like live within 30 minutes, if you sound like that though. So, Oh yes. The yeah. So it's doing it's trying. It's doing a good job. I see one out the window now. You don't understand where I live. Marvel. It could be a vampire. It could be reverse where you're going to be trying to listen to. I don't know what the fuck do Pearl Jam and she's going to come in and want to do fucking jazz. You have to be like, no, you're not invited in you're gonna suck my blood kill me is jazz music i i just didn't want to repeat blues because he'd

been saying blues so i went with jazz i knew a black guy who was super into jazz and every time i was in his car he played he said he was jazz man cow and i'm like no and it was that terrible jazz that's just like discordant and like i hate that it sounds like people who don't know how to play it sounds like a bunch of people who know how to play who are all Playing different songs is what it sounds what jazz sounds like to me. It's it's upsetting you hardly Were there vampires in this universe already when they predicted that someone was a vampire? Or was that the first vampire they had ever heard about and they said you seem kind of someone was like they were already on some on some like uh like they were at church so they go to church and there was um someone who was so good at music and they spoke about it really serious a couple times they got

all serious and like yo your music is going to bring it's going to bring the devil now because he won't the i can't is it racist that I'm doing the impression of the movie? I'm not asking you. I was just thinking it out loud. I wasn't asking you. Trust me. I wasn't asking you guys. I've heard your Chinese. Were there vampires all over this world? That was like a well-known fact. Or did they? They were like, because they're like like I've been pretty sure who's New Orleans the the

occult aspect was something that someone was already established as a character being weary of that type of thing okay so there were no vampires this is the first vampire sighting the vampire oh yeah people no one was like like but they were all like I heard of this like everyone was like no one was like, like, but they were all like, I heard of this. Like everyone was like, no one was like, what's a vampire. Everyone was like, Oh, sure. Vampires. Um, but I swear I identify somebody as a vampire. We never suggest that in real life. I, I, the guy could be like, Hey, can I come in? And I'd be like, you've been coming in all day. Yeah. But I've been calling in one, two, three. And I still wouldn't see him as a vampire. No, but something had happened outside.

It was at nighttime and they were inside and something had happened that they're like, someone was killed, it's shit just got serious. Hold on, something's weird. And someone practices voodoo was there. And was like, oh, I think I know what's going on here. Anyway, it's a three out of five movie. I don't think I'll be watching it.

No, no, no, no, no. Listen, I, well, that's it. Like, like, listen, you might enjoy it. People, some people loved it. Yeah. I think like, you know, don't, don't take my, I say it's three on five, but I, I, I have friends that I would definitely recommend it to,

that I know would love it. I use you guys. Sincerely from movie reviews and listening. Well, you guys, I don't think you, you said that you don't go out and see movies. I'm not a big movie guy. Yeah. I, so neither of you guys take me as a type of guy that guys that would go see a movie that's all black people. I saw, um, get out.

I can't remember the last movie I've seen in theaters. It's and I saw Black Panther. I don't know. I wouldn't go see Black Panther, but I also haven't seen any of the other Marvel, the MCU. So I just can't just jump in at Black Panther like that. What is that for signaling bullshit? Yeah, that'd be like. And also, my understanding about watching black movies that I named two that I watched.

No, yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. But I do remember that you hated black people in university. I'll never forget that. That's so definitely. Kind of paraphrasing. I don't know how I would have phrased there. It's just a time where there's a really dominant presence on campus and it's kind of unpleasant to me. You know speaking of all this, I did want to ask you guys, we'll just, Kyle come in, he's going to have an opinion for sure. But did you guys hear any of Kanye's newest music? Yes, we talked about it before you got here. Yeah, we talked about it briefly. You spoke about Heil Hitler before I got here?

Not in depth. That's disrespectful. You guys started to help me make sense. I can't believe I came in here and I thanked you guys. And then you do fucking crazy black man, Heil Hitler music video without me. You do the fucking, you do the segment on the biggest Jew hater without having your most frequent biggest Jew on the podcast. You are literally the biggest Jew on our podcast. What did you think? Never had a bigger one. Did you think that it was what Kyle and I said, which is going to be, you know, I can just picture myself growing up some burgers, blasting, a summer barbecue. What do you think?

I listened to a lot of his interviews and things like that and how he talks and things he says. And I see very much the angle that he's taken to get to get his art out there. And I see how I actually see that he's definitely crazy, and has been crazy. And there's definitely no one around him that can do anything or control him in any way. And they took his kids away. So that probably made him way fucking crazier also. And he's been getting a lot of attention. He's been going on these interviews and talking and I hear him talking. I'm like, oh, he's so fucking this guy's so crazy. This is this is fucking

crazy, blah, blah, blah, all that. And then I see on Twitter, Hile Hitler and people are like, oh, God, but and I'm like, you know, I heard some snippets before from it, but then I stopped and I listened to it. And I'm like, you know, I heard some snippets before from it, but then I stopped and I listened to it. And I was talking to my buddy and he was like, you can't fucking believe this. And I was like, you know what I can't believe? I can't believe that Kanye West,

it's like a guy who was the master of delivery. Like an art of delivery is an art in itself and Kanye is really good at getting attention. And I'm like, this guy's a master at that, but he's also a master at making music. And his art for the delivery of this project took away from the actual project itself. This is a really insane take I'm making right now. And I've, I've thought about this, But if he just dropped this without his silly bullshit before, this would have slapped so fucking hard. I think there's a

number of radio stations that would just play it. No, I think you know, they're just stations, but there's some some places, even if it's local on a fucking they got a tower in the backyard type shit like this I'm saying like local Local cable local cable type shit like they would fight for their right to jam out to this Because he he really

Like what like I saw someone say and I say, and it describes it perfectly, this black guy was like, now I know how it feels to listen to rap music when you're white. Like there's these words that I wanna sing out loud and sing along to, but I can't. He's like, and I've never had that before. And I was like, you know what? But what's that?

It sounds like you like this song. Like you found some of the lyrics. I can not endorse something and not even particularly like like it, but I can definitely definitely acknowledge and respect the power of something. And the this. Well it does have like this vibe like it's like fucking made in an AI or something, but it sounds like a Kanye song. And the whole what the song actually is and what he's saying for me, but it sounds like a Kanye song. And the whole, what the song actually

is and what he's saying for me, I think it's a much greater piece of art than I Suck My Cousin's Dick. I Gave My Cousin Head. You guys, did you listen to that one? Rod Karr I didn't listen to that one. Jaren Matos Oh, so he has that other song that you came up with. Yeah, we said I gave my cousin head and he was talking about how he sucked his cousin's dick. So this era of his artistry is definitely an interesting one if we're really gonna analyze it seriously. I want him added to my death pool. Kanye West, that could be a good one.

You know what's funny? Being a guy who won't say the Heil Hitler part of the song, but will say all the ends. That's what I sing along to. I don't say that hateful stuff. In a weird, the reason why this is what I'm trying to acknowledge, I guess, in a weird laser focused, you know, simple, way too simple sense of it all, the words and chorus of the song is crafted in such a way that in a perfect

world, if we could all sing this in public, there, there, and no one's offended. And also it doesn't inspire any of any, you know, then that is truly the ultimate piece. Utopia. Because this is like a very interesting crafted sentence. Um, I never in, in, in, in my time and I've been an edge Lord and I, in my time and I've been an edge lord and I in my time with my friends in the 90s, I've said racist shit and all that. I never said the name of this song back to back like that.

You know, they've been really separate. They've been really separate. And now it's like, it's really a horseshoe theory shit that's coming around here. And I'm like, I never thought that we would see that happen So I think I want to acknowledge how powerful that is But I think he sounds like a fucking idiot in interviews and I'm just like oh, he's a fucking dumbass That's all I'm just like oh, he's just fucking dumb. Yeah, he can't spell well. That was my first indication He can't spell well, and I don't know how he can be a lyricist and not spell well.

The two should probably go hand in hand, at least a little. He's a dummy. He's a dummy. And he's clearly talented. He made all that good music. But that doesn't mean he's not a dummy. And he's been mentally ill for decades. I remember him on maybe Sway in the Morning or some shit.

One of those XM radio, back when it was XM radio morning shows and he was like I'm a genius I'm cut from the same cloth as Alexander. I'm cut for the same club as Leah is da Vinci And I'm like, that's the kind of shit Mike Tyson used to say You got the answer sway that one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you ain't got the answers So it was just like what do you he's all he's been sick for a long time and losing his family the way he did. I mean, that's that's all he's rapping about. Right. First, they took my kids away. Then they froze my bank account. Like that's clearly front and foremost in his mind. Like that shit that happened. And what I was saying, yes, all of his Hitler worship is clearly just about his dislike for Jewish people and his mentally ill induced belief that there is a vast Jewish conspiracy against himself. It's pretty crazy that in like mental health, you know, all the different ways that someone's brain can deteriorate. One of the first things are most common things, maybe not the most, and I'm not speaking from any statistics here. I'm just, something I've noticed is

we started to get a little crazy. It's so common if you get like the Jewish brand of crazy, where they're like, yeah, he lost his mind. What's what? No, what happened? It's like, yeah, he's obsessed with the Jews. Like, it's like a common type of, you're like, oh yeah, my uncle is crazy.

It's like, oh, what type of crazy? You want to know? It's like, does he look like Jew crazy? Like, what does he think? Yeah. Well, you know, that's because there's a lot of evidence that suggests what they believe. It's weird coincidence.

And it's a weird coincidence, you know, they're like, because if they already had this mental illness that leads them to believe they're always being watched and that there's a greater power that shouldn't be in power that is controlling them. When they start Googling about greater powers that are in control of us that shouldn't be you guys are usually the first like Google result And you know what our faces don't help You look up the faces and it's like Jewish people and you look up like Jewish people you see like some gnarly

faces and you're like that if you're a crazy person and every face looks like a demon already and you pull up some like Old Jewish face or some shit like a caricature.'re like eric ature you're like that's they're the bad that's that look like you're like poorly people like what's your proof and you're like look at them yeah you guys caricature poorly um like like some groups caricature and they end up looking like cute and silly like you caricature some moan he looks like a pix Pixar character. He's all rounded out and like big old cartoon eyes. You can't get to you guys. Goblins every time. Yeah.

Which I think might harken back to like where goblins came from. I watched the whole documentary about goblins a week ago, where they came from, the idea of the goblin. When you ask people, what is a goblin? What do they think? And they went through this whole list and it inevitably ends up being anti-Semitic

and going back to someplace where to that every time. So yeah, you don't caricature well. Those beach caricaturists, I bet you just walk on past. Oh my God, I would love to see that guy who's on TikTok, who does the caricatures of people. I would love to have that done, but man, he'd fuck me up. But I sent you guys a song.

It's, I thought this guy, he's kind of doing what Kanye was doing, but I might like this guy's approach better than Kanye. Like I see the Kanye, like how you're saying, but this guy, like, it's very interesting. I wonder what you guys think about this. Are you guys listening to it? A little bit. I am. Okay. Yeah. He, I just have the, the transcript here. What were you going to ask? Is it the same lyrics? I thought I saw some overlap. Oh, no, no, it's not the same lyrics at all.

Okay. He's just also like how they voted for Trump and hate you since how we could say whatever we want. It's like, well then let's listen to this guy too. And he was like, uh, Kanye on this shit. Fuck the lip. They some weird ass liberal and word. Fuck the Jews. And then he's like, fuck the Jews. I voted for Donald Trump and word raise the tariffs. Fuck you. Read the lyrics. Yeah. Is it spelled J O O O O O S cause that'd be funny. It's definitely not how he said it.

Said that. Yeah. Um, but he is like, just as, uh, what did he say? He is, he is a touching on the terrorists a bunch there. Uh, What did he say? He is touching on the terrorists a bunch there. I don't like censorship, but somebody needs to do something about Kanye. Yeah. Well, my point is if Kanye could be out there, then this guy can wrap all these words that he just said.

Yeah, sure. I mean, nobody's going to come get you for saying those things. Just know that you should be allowed to wrap it up. They're going to pull this video up with you in a green halo of anti-Semitism and they're going to play this and you're like, it's okay. Now that girl, that woman called the black kid, the N word and she got, let's talk about that. So here's my understanding of that big controversy video. This person, the apparently called a five or six year old black kid, the N word this white white lady did and then she gets confronted with it And now since in the wake of all that there's been this huge fundraiser

She's raised three quarters of a million dollars for her protection or whatever Online seemed profitable now her side of the story from what I understand is that the kid was Some sort of special needs immigrant who was digging through her purse when she called him the N-word? I heard it was a diaper bag. I could be wrong, I'm not high confidence, but. You can't dig in my diaper bag. It is a five-year-old.

That's true. They have no concept of property rights. They're told to share everything. They do now. Right? Like when I heard the kid was five, I was like, stealing isn't even a thing at five. Like things are just things.

They're all little kleptomaniacs. I stole a lot as a kid. For him to drop, or sorry, for her to drop N bombs on a five year old for looking in her diaper bag, if I'm right. I'm like, there aren't two sides to this issue. The kid's five. I don't know.

Had I not hit your honor, I rest my case. Is the kid five? I think so, yeah. I think even if the kid's 12, even if the kid's 12, I think if I feel personally, I don't know. I don't know about 12 year old. I mean, I would call me inward. I was actually excited for it.

I'm calling something. You know not to steal at 12. Actually, you know not to steal by... I mean, I knew not to steal at five. I knew not to steal at five because I stole this kid's slap bracelet. Y'all remember slap bracelets? Because some guy yelled slurs at me at the park. Slap bracelets, you don't know?

I'll tell you later. Slap bracelets? Yeah, I love those. They were awesome. They were huge in 1991. And I stole this kid's slap bracelet and brought it home. And I remember being in the back of my parents conversion van and I was slapping it on my wrist, slappity slap.

And it like claps on and grabs your wrist. Fucking the future is now I'm five. They're like, where did you get that? I'm like, bought it. I bought it. I was at the store and tooling around, you know, and I'm just like, I don't know. And they're like, you know, and I'm just like, I don't know. And they're like, moonlighting.

Yeah. Those were like the third worst hearing aid. What are you doing with that? What are you gonna do with that? I thought it was a laser gun. I was at the lunch table going, because it had like the wire and clearly some buttons and she stole it too. Yeah.

You're running around blasting people and he's like, where's my thing? You're like, I don't know. Hey, I found this. Whoever's it is. Speak up. No. Then you got home. You're like, this is weird. But I remember the other hearing aid, he was listening to Kyle the whole time. But, but, but yeah, five year old me knew not to steal because they told me after I did those things. Um, but, but I don't know. I don't know why this lady called the kid an n-word I don't know why you calling any kids an inward. I don't like on anybody in inward. I've never done that

Like push back in that other thing with a black track athletes Carmelo white. Yeah, Carmelo Anthony was his name, right? Yeah, like revenge for that who donates money to people with that in their heart, but it is there To mirror the two events. I think you know, you're getting similar Similar groups of people are donating the money for for the same reason essentially you're just supporting your race Whether they're right or wrong is what's happening Like clearly that white woman was wrong, including that black kid was wrong. But the people online are so enraged that they can't admit that they'd rather donate to those scummy people. I think that's what it is. Is when we only got a million and a half, he needs some more cash. Now there's like,

if you want to donate to somebody, Luigi Mangione over there, what name is your, I don't know. That's only a million and a half. He's got three trials ahead of him. Kyle said he's an American hero off camera. I don't know. That CEO deserved due process. I love it. I love it. You know what I was so bad about with that guy is the dude he killed with like obviously

someone's dad as well. That's terrible. And husband and father. Oh, yeah. But he he he was like, up early on the grind. And obviously his job terrible things the way the decisions that get made and all that but like, it's guy that, you know, he was working hard. Doesn't that make it better though? That he was playing the game. He was a lazy evil person. Like, like he was doing bad things, but lazily. And maybe we let him stay around. But when you've got the hardest work and up at the crack of dawn, evil guy.

That's a great point. That's a great point. Yeah. Now if you're going to be, it's like, yeah, I'm trying to think of the message and like it didn't do anything but now he's like now he's working way too hard. Let's slow the show down. He's Shahraman with a work ethic. You can't do that. But they did pick but like they I think they I think they picked things up right right right away the next day just that that guy's dead now though but I think everything's pretty much exactly the same right.? Think about this, Hitler, Stalin, notoriously hard workers, largely hated, Mussolini constantly phoning it in. If it had been lazy Nazis since Hitler, like not so like not hard workers, just lazy Hitler, lazy Nazis, they'd still have a presence. They'd be like over

there. Like even today, they'd be like over there, like in Canadian politics or something. They're like, cause they wouldn't have gotten anything done. And so they would have. United healthcare, they picked up right where they left off. And I don't think it's appropriate for you to call for the murder of his successor right here on our show. That's true.

But I don't think he did. He definitely did. I heard it. We all heard it. Yeah. He's like, they picked up right where they left off. Wink wink. No, no, no. Listen, dude. Yeah, that guy was a hard worker. 152 and and and and and and and and and people were celebrating

that he was killed and I see that and I'm like that guy was fucking up early to go to work and you got killed. That's so annoying. Like you're like playing the game the game in the in the way that we set it up and you're doing it and you're all about it and you have your family and everything but then you get killed because it's like because like what you're playing the game Jack Lillane remember were adults right died on a on a run no I think he was definitely divorced. Well, I still think it stands. I don't know if the guy, I don't know if the killing, I can't, I just don't want to get hyped about killing some guy that looks like a dude that woke up early to go to work. I understand. I'm making it stupid.

I'm making it very stupid. No, no, no. I'll play your game. No. Well, I mean, counterpoint, Luigi Mangione allegedly got up even earlier to do his job that morning because he was there waiting when this hard working Saruman was working Angioni allegedly got up even earlier to do his job that morning because he was there waiting when this hard working sourdough work ethic got there.

And he went to a good school and stuff too, didn't he? Rich or something. I didn't. Couldn't he like, is there like, if you're so sick, isn't there a way to like, uh like fix it better than that? Any Joe Schmo can get a gun and shoot a guy. But you had access, you had access to change it from the inside. And you chose to do the fucking blasted dude. Finally, that he was acting on behalf of society, not selfishly. But what did it do?

Well, didn't do anything like a garden. It needs to be watered. It's not over yet. I don't think it's over yet. We'll see if we'll see what happens to him. If he's if if there's like jury nullification or something like that, that could spark a cultural change. That could also encourage some other people to do some other things. So he's got three trials ahead of him. We'll see what happens. They've got to lock him up. He murdered someone. They don't have to.

There's a jury trials. Allegedly. He needs due process, Taylor. You said it yourself. I think, I think you did it. I thought OJ did it. You know, with your video evidence. Yeah, this video evidence where he turns around,

thumbs up. This feels a lot like the OJ Simpson trial to me. Something that's so incredibly charged and the establishment is definitely leaning one way, but the public, the average person on the street is probably going to be real easy to sway the other way toward, yeah, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy who was taking those people's help. There's also like, there's like a big, like people who are online constantly have a, I think, skewed view. Like a lot of normal people are not like, no, he murdered that healthcare guy in cold

blood. Awesome. Like that's a very like, like you'll see that all day on Reddit, but people who aren't hyper online like are much more. I have, I have, no, I have circles of friends that say that. I have circles of friends that say that, that I've heard it in person, but like that I, and I like, I don't even, but I, it made me think about it. Like I've just heard people the way they spoke about it. And it's like a very Reddit online take, but I've heard it in person and it got me thinking

about the situation. I was like, let me ponder on this. And then I was like, after much thought, I've decided I don't think it was that chill that he killed that man on his way to work. I understand, having said everything, I don't know if that was the most important thing. And I think in retrospect, the results weren't that hype either. I don't know. I think morally it might've been a good thing.

I don't know, it might've been akin to killing a Nazi on his way to the death. If it's like fall out three and we're trying to stack good Karma, like, you know, like it's everyone like that. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Like for sure. Like you're coming out in that positive here. You know, I am the one that's saying killing that person's dad wasn't that chill.

I'm the everybody's got dads and kids. I don't hear that argument either. Hitler had kids. Hitler had a wife. You put up what a what a what a childless man thing to say. Meanwhile, I have a race car bed. Like I'd leave you guys behind if somebody killed me. Who's who's why is nobody feeling sorry for you guys?

It live in a world without me in it. Like, come on, why are the children for the real? Here's a I chose to in it. Like, come on. Wives and children. We're the real victims. I chose to be you people's friends. I could walk away anytime I want. Meanwhile, family are glued to with DNA and laws. Fuck that. Here's an Axios poll. Total percentage of those polled who said

United Healthcare CEO killing was acceptable or somewhat acceptable by age. 18 to 29 years old, 40 percent. 30 to 39, 23 percent. 40 to 49, 13 percent. 50 to 59, 8 percent. 60 to 69, 9 percent. 70 or more, 11 percent. Overall, 17 percent. And so based on this and a couple other polls I'm seeing, it is far more common to be like, yeah, you can't be murdering people. Well, no, we only need one. What I'm hearing is you poogers don't support it, but us young kids, we're down with Luigi. Us young kids with our skateboards.

And even then, even then the highest percentage was only 40 there. So 60. Hello fellow Zoomers. It was 41.59. Was the other percentage the rest of it or is it one of those things where like 40% support him 30% don't and this many are unclear? It's just as I assume it says, because if, if what I just read to you was the acceptable and somewhat acceptable, all the other percentages fall into totally unacceptable, somewhat unacceptable.

And then the middle part, which is like, why even participate in a survey? If you're going to be like, Oh, you're just going to wreck the data data and ruin this for everyone. No, you only need one on a jury, right? At 12 people, it sounds like, it sounds like the odds are that 12 people will, will feel that way. And even stronger if the demographics don't skew perfectly the way that survey went. If it's, I don't know what juries usually look like, but in the movies and on TV, they're usually 20 to 45 or 50, something like that.

It's people who can get out and about and for some reason are stuck on jury duty. That's one of the pluses of being a felon. They don't want me. I've never been requisitioned for jury duty. I've never. I've never gotten 11 because you're registered to vote too. Yeah, I voted and I figured I just must be slipping through the cracks like I've been requisitioned like four times, but every time I the way that they do it here and you just call in and you have a number and you listen for it and they give these ranges they're like numbers 600 through 693 we want you to come higher than 693 you can stay home and i've always been on the stay home list except when i was young i got called into a rape trial

like 10 years ago maybe and uh and there's i googled online how to get about you as a member of a jury. Yeah, we I was like, I was like, what is that? And and but I was like, I was like, dude, looks guilty to me. But I googled how to get out of jury duty. And I think that you just literally quote something that says, I can't don't feel comfortable standing in judgment of another human being. Just ask, what was she wearing? And then they're going to be get the hell out of here. He did it.

Look, I know I'm off Georgia already, but seriously, what was she wearing? Yeah, I know. I have blues game starts today and I'm gonna have to really go wild with this one. They were both ugly. Ah, the blues won't be starting. No, not for a while. I was just thinking like, why would you rape an ugly girl? That's

that's what I said. I was like, why would you rape that ugly woman? She's clearly you want to do a you want to do an ad read? Yes. Yes. Hey, get us out of here. Look at this. All right, well, we should go back to something. I was just saying, unless you take the last thing Kyle said

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your Reddit history. That's what I want to do. Reddit, because Reddit you could, you could like, like things that you've seen will stay in history and going through Kyle's Reddit history. I want to sort from the oldest to the newest. That'd be so sick. I, what I do is I I'll cut bigger loads. I found one. I, uh, I frequent like a few of the like crazy subreddits like I like crazy fucking videos. I

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Or you can go over here where she like, I don't know, does fitness shit too, and you're like, oh, she's actually in good shape. That's a good tip. So I sort of delineate through those roots and processes of going through Reddit, and I find all sorts of filthy, filthy avenues of just disgustingness.

That's what it's like. It's like walking through a red light district that continually branches off into more disgusting, poorly lit branches and avenues of the pravity. Delicious, maybe. The shit is the delicious, right? Gorgeous women online. Delicious. Like, like my right boys. Like feet, I don't understand, but I don't find disgusting. But, but I'm very happy that I thought a feet is not my thing. Actually, now that you mentioned it, because I would be so just knowing how much of a fucking pervert I am.

If feet were my thing, I don't even want to know what I'd be doing. I wish feet were my thing. Maybe the easiest thing. Well, the thing is, right? Young Woody did not get enough play. But I feel like getting foot action is just a smaller ask. Women who wouldn't blow you or bang you may very well let you get off to their feet.

But it's not my thing. Yeah, but what I notice is a lot of content creator girls feature their feet. They'll do like a photo album. There'll be like eight photos and it's like seven photos of what I wanna see and then her feet like curled up together and I'm like, who's that for?

Who's that one for? Who didn't wanna see more tips and that? That's for the guy we all wish we were. Put yourself in her situation, right? Some guy wants a little lovin' from you. There's the undercarriage you could give him, there's your mouth you could give him, there's a hand job, and then there's feet.

And I feel like that's the one that's most distanced from me. I might be like, you know what, knock yourself out with the feet, I'm gonna read on my laptop. No, see, I think you're putting a lot of, like, you're empowering the Riz. I never say that term and I've said it twice in this conversation, on this podcast.

It's cool. You know what I mean? It is very skimpy toilet. But what is the, what is the, like a mature word for that again? I don't know. Charisma? Yeah, charisma, but like, there's like a better a better word to describe one's Riz. And I seem to have lost that I only have the we'll take that. But it's not going to work in the in the context that I'm trying to say

right now. But you taking the the feed, the way you're describing it is it's putting a lot of weight on the approach like please just a little bit and that approach never worked for me and I have like even like with earlier girlfriends that was an approach sometimes I'd be like please okay and it never worked and I think like being like come on just the feet just a little ankle bust I feel like they'd be like, no, get out of here. Tell me I'm poor. Fuck off. Like, I feel like, like, yeah, like if she would do that, if she would, you'd be like, please, let me fuck the feet. She'd probably be like,

I'll just give you a hand job and then fuck off. You know, I feel like it would be like that. But then again, I don't know, um, your relationship at all, but I'm just saying in my experience the please Can I just do a little fuck over here on your ankles? I don't know if it'll work I don't have all the answers. I'm just saying also like if you're a foot guy you ideally the girl would be a foot girl She'd be into her like shit happening with her feet and like the idea that you're into her feet Like that's the dream come true But what I was saying is like, as much as I-

You seem overly concerned with female pleasure, Kyle. Indeed, indeed, I've been told that. Yeah, just, look, if I take care of me, she can take care of herself, right? If she doesn't come, that's because I'm better at sex. Come on, you want me to, yeah, you rub on my feet, go ahead, ride on. Yeah, I got off, you didn't clearly. I'm better at sex

you imagine if the girl was in defeat and she just wanted to like Ride your foot like like you you lay down on your stomach with your palm like the palms of your feet up and she's back there Humph. Oh, I would hate that. Yeah, that's interesting because now you got me thinking and I never thought of that before that's a very interesting question because now I could further put myself in the shoes of like if she would be like, please let me just is now I could further put myself in the shoes of like, if she would be like, please, let me just on your toes while you're gaming. And now I'm sitting there with like my feet crossed on the Ottoman and she's like straddling like the, the Ottoman like while I'm trying to,

I'm trying to look past her to continue gaming. It was like, yeah, I get it. Go on the feet and then, you know, then get the fuck out of here. But then we get- Pussy smells like feet. Ew. know, then get the fuck out of here.

We'll see. I was like, feet. My toenails are fucking, I've been, I've been getting some of that. Uh, was that bullshit you guys selling it? The flavored one. Um, it's actually, I can't find flavored ones either. They don't exist. What is it called? You guys selling it?

That shit you're selling. That's not the cum shit. What's it called again? Lack of mercy. Yeah, not that one. The's not the cum shit. What's it called again? Lock and Loose the Yeah, not that one. The other one is good for your ligaments and hair. Why am I forgetting what it's called right now? You get they sell flavored ones. Oh, collagen. Yeah. Collagen. Thank you. Fuck. Oh my god. My brain.

But you haven't even boxed. Yeah, exactly. I'm already with on it. Training. The collagen is I've been taking so much of that. And it really like the reason why that stuff works is because my fingernails are mad strong. I used to bite my fingernails a lot. Now I can't bite them because they're too hard. And it says it does it for your hair and your ligaments. Yeah, it says it doesn't for your hair and your ligaments and your fingernails.

And I'm like, I'm always like, fuck this bullshit powder. But that one, because I bite my fingernails after like two months of doing it, I'm like, I'm always like, fuck this bullshit powder. But that one, because I bite my fingernails after like two months of doing it, I'm like, oh, my fingernails are much more powerful. All this to say, my girlfriend, even if she loves feet, she can't grind her pussy on my feet because the toenails will fuck that shit up, bro. Sugar athletes, I had to fucking sandwich laser, a subway, you know what I mean? Yeah, like little box cutters right on the edge. Old men, I feel like every time I've seen like one of my grandpa's or like another old man's shoes off, I remember this

especially as a kid, like opening presents on Christmas and just being blown away at the sharpness and thickness of the toenails and being like, what the fuck? Any fungus? No, I don't have a toenail. Always the little tent, the little tent. Come on, no tent? No, my theory is lack of flexibility. I bet maintaining your toenails gets harder and harder as you get older. Sometimes I have tiny little next to invisible hairs

growing from my ear. 19 year old Woody would have the eyesight to take care of that shit. Now I'm like,'s half an inch long how long have I had them? I got a ticket in there I got to keep them plucked. Oh yeah? Yeah they're angry they're black they're like like like black angry beard hairs crawling out of my ear. I can see those. No I get like the finest. They start like next to my brain apparently because I'll pluck one out. It'll hurt deep inside.

Your ears are like, wow, you've really been growing that whole time before you came out. I have one eyebrow hair rather than growing sideways. Like they're supposed to, it just goes straight towards whoever I'm talking to. And Colin describes it as the longest hair. He's like, dad, you've got the longest hair. He blocks it, but not the first time. It's a rough situation.

You're right. You're right on the flexibility for cutting your toenails is absolutely correct. As someone who's been 75 pounds heavier than I am now, there were times where they just stayed for like three and a half months. Like pandemic, I probably clip my toenails. I probably clip my toenails twice in pandemic. And yeah, definitely. You know how long I am and also like my body shaped weird when I'm fat. So I'm like, I'm like one of those dolls that like don't tip

over like the like, you know, I'm like rolling around on the bed, trying to get a good grip to like get my toenails. And even then they were strong pre-college days, I used to have to soak them. I put warm water in this toe bowl. It was a bowl I called my toe bowl. And I put my feet in there and sit for like about, you know, just five minutes. Toe bowl? Like the clippers are made of steel. Tone. Yes. Toe nail clippers are designed for this task, you know. I've broken so many nail clippers on my toes. I do break the nail clippers? Your toenails?

It's very easy to break. The clipper part that breaks down, it's snapped there before many times. I've broken literally like 15 toenail clippers. That's a little. Why? Maybe collagen isn't for you. Yeah, you should see them now. They're now they're like, and now he uses a freaking Dewalt Jews.

Jews are never beating the goblin accusations. You were growing them out to give fucking L.A. beast a couple puncture wounds. I was going to have a hole in my boxing my boxing like right at the toe Just a little hole that has just the toenail coming out a little bit. I was used to slice them up Fuck his ass up. I was money from charity Tell me real quick. What were the gloves going to weigh maybe 10 ounce, bro Maybe really maybe wait, you will never know that doesn't matter. Maybe we signed up for 10 ounce gloves.

Fuck you. Fuck you. What? I'm kidding. 16 ounces. I actually I wouldn't have done the boxing match if it wasn't 16 ounces again. The previous matches were 16 ounce gloves and that's the sparring size of spart quite a few times with head gear.

Yeah. And like 16 ounce like you, you really understand the difference between 16 ounce and pro rules. When you put on gloves and you start sparring with someone because you know, 10 ounce gloves are very small. That means that you're going to get hit way more. You can't like you have 16 ounce gloves, you put your gloves up, they take up so much space. It's hard. And and because their glove is also big, it's hard to sneak it past your defenses and hit you because the

gloves are so big. And I've been fucking pummeled in the head by a fucking guy juice to the gills on steroids. And he had 16 ounce gloves on creator class two and it was like fine. I'd never concussion or anything. You tried MMA gloves this the sparring gloves they wear? No, I haven't. but I'm sure you would feel very lethal in those. I felt like my offense was good, my defense was terrible.

As you'd expect. What do you do? Do you like an MMA like straight? I don't do shit now. It's what I get out of the way. Do you like catch someone? How do you defend? John Jones, you might, but you get out of the fucking way.

That's what you do. You try to not be there, right? Like the idea of catching punches with those five you'll break me I saw I can't remember who it was but if John Jones doing that bullshit He's coming out with his fingers and they hit his fingers like this like trying to break them and they were like, you know There's and they reference some other fight where it happened and the guy compound fractured another guy's finger doing that guy was coming at Him with the pokey fingers for his eyes like measuring distance and he just slam punched his hand and like jammed his fingers and the bone came through. Really?

I was- I wish that worked. I wish they would do it to John, he deserves it. I think it was Reyes who tried that. Might've been. Might've been, yeah. The last, some of the last boxing that I had done, I had gotten to a place where like, I guess

strategy wise or understanding technique, not execution. Cause I'm always making mistakes, but like the tech, the end, the like understanding the technique I had the very, like just the very foundation understood. So now I, as I laugh, let last left it, I was in the realm of like sparring cause I was sparring a of like, sparring, because I was sparring a whole bunch, like when someone has their hands up, like, you know, when I first started, it was a kid, you throw punches. But then when you watch a lot of boxing, you're like, oh, there's a lot more like, missing a punch and pulling down

their gloves on your when you're returning your hand to your head and, you know, slapping people's gloves. So like the strategy, even though we got punched in the fingers, the strategy of having your hand out, like I do that. I do that in boxing, like I'm far. So as a defense, like me putting my glove in your face, you can't see and you're spending a lot of energy to move around while I just have like a. Even if you extend your fingers with that glove, like your fingertips don't extend.

That's true. No, no, that's true for sure. MMA, their whole finger is out and he's what he's doing because he's 6'4 and his arms are unusually long even for someone who is 6'4 and his fingers are unusually long on top of that. He's got that in your eye level doing this as he shuffles toward you and you're trying to knock that out of your way, but then he'll reach up and grab your hand and pull your hand down. And now he's like, he's like, no, stop blocking me. I want to poke you in the eye. Stop blocking me. I want to poke you in

the eye. And eventually he's going to poke you in the eye. Now you can't see. And he's already lethal as fuck. So now you can't see and he's beating you. That's John Jones. I really hope we get the Aspen all fight. I really do. I think we won't. I think we won't too. But but but fingers crossed. I think we won't. I think we want to. But but but fingers crossed. The world has been hating Dana White lately. He's never been less popular in my observation. Why?

A couple of things. So you see, he hit his wife. Never mind. I remember another. OK, with that. The the problem is they're not getting the matches that they want. Jones Aspinall is a good, good example. But there's more. The fighters just seem less interesting, so they feel like Dana is responsible for promoting them and making

me care, but he's not getting that done. And, you know, they just think the product is bad. So they're mad at Dana. The UFC product. Yeah, yeah. And I agree. I mean, oh, and the fighters aren't paid very well. And that's partly why the product I agree. I mean, oh and the fighters aren't paid very well and that's partly why the product is bad I mean, what is the um The Brazilian guy who beat Sean Strickland, but just lost to Herrera They straightened all that out Really? Yeah, just recently. He was like man. I've always been good I'm thinking about retiring because of the way the UFC treating me. Did you see that tweet? Yeah

I've always been good. I'm thinking about retiring because of the way the UFC treating me. Did you see that tweet? Today he tweeted, I was hacked. My relationship with the UFC has always been great. Ignore that post from yesterday because Dana has sent me a check. That's literally what happened. Herrera tweets that like I've always shown up for the UFC. I've always been there for them, but the phone call I just had leaves me

discouraged and it makes me think that maybe the fight game's over for me. And what I think it was is they don't want to give him the rematch. Cause and, and after that tweet, someone clearly reached out to him from the UFC because today his tweet is, Oh, I was hacked. I mean, the UFC are tight. What are you talking about? So like what you said, I think he wasn't getting paid like a champion and he's become accustomed to getting paid like a champion And that's why he was upset now. He was like sir. He wants to rematch that that's they're not gonna give him the rematch And that's that's what it is. They want to move And I don't even know what division what his deal is like he seems old

I don't know how old he is, but he seems like he's at the deal is like he seems old. I don't know how old he is, but he seems like he's at the. Yeah, I don't know. I like him on my TV though, I guess. But the divisions are all jammed up anyway. Everybody's wanting to move up or down a weight division and take on the champ from there. I know Toporia is moving up and Islam wants to move up too. So it's a whole kerfuffle there. I think the product's okay, but it's not what it used to be. It doesn't feel like an event. I was looking at one of the future cards and it was like, I would never pay for that. Like I'll watch, but I would never pay for that.

But they don't have the problem the NBA has. NBA is, I watched two games of the NBA, Woody. Oh my God. I know why you're a stats and stories fan now because the game is awful. Like I like the stats and stories a little bit with the NBA. I watch enough podcasts and enough YouTube shorts and shit. Okay, I can get on board with this drama.

It's fun, but God, that game sucks to watch. Yeah, like I would say I've heard you enjoy like Larry Bird stories, for example. Those stories are still going on. It's just new players. Like the game hasn't changed so much. They're still fighting and arguing and saying funny stuff and whatever.

I watch games. They take the whole game. They condense it down to two minutes. I'm sorry, 10 minutes in a YouTube video. And then I skipped the first five and watched the second half of a condensed game and I get a vibe for it. That's all I need. Yeah I uh I don't know I can't watch it. I don't feel like they play any defense. The traveling for whatever

reason bothers me. It's like I kind of wish they would just enforce the rules and the the back-and-forth three-point shooting like I've seen the montages of them going back and forth with no score for four minutes in an NBA game, back and forth, missing threes. And I guess the, we've talked about this ad nauseam, but the analytics say that shoot more threes is good, but the fans say, I don't want to watch that bullshit. You're not Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors.

You're not, you're you play your game. And I don't know. I do, when I watch highlights, the ones that are interesting to me are usually inside the paint play. That's either technical or rough. Either one is good. Like, like, like you can be dancing around like a ballerina dodging everybody and you can everybody and I love to see that back up and shoot some mid range jumper. That's cool. I like to see that slickness.

But I also like to see somebody like the old clips of Shaq just donking on people with his nuts in their face and everybody's pissed off about it. Like I like that too. And I don't know if you see that in the modern game. You got paid more though. They like people were buying magazines and shit. Sports Illustrated was mad cool. Like Space Jam was the shit. Everyone had basketball jerseys and jackets. You know what I mean? Like there's like Shaq had a Sega game. Like you, you dunked on people. Cause if you dunked on people, then you could be Shazam and have Shaq food. And that's why he had toys. I remember I had toys from Toys R Us that were like Shaq toys that like, they were little basketball mini

games. You played with your fingers and shit. toys that like they were little basketball mini games you played with your fingers and shit. The way you watch sports Woody is so fascinating to me because it's like I don't think we could be more different. I watched like the whole hockey game of like the team I'm interested in and then literally before as soon as the game ends, before they do any postgame interviews, before they announce like the stars of the game, I turn it off. Like I only see any interviews from hockey players. If it's like something so absurd, it enters another arena like that goalie for the Jets being interviewed. Like, why are you struggling so much? And he's like, actually, I've studied the net. I've studied the net more than anyone, perhaps on earth. I am a master of the net. And it's like, okay, okay well you're letting in goalies like a fucking

college player right now he's like no I've studied it more like it has to be that or uh what's his name I don't remember it wasn't Sergey Barbarovsky it was another Russian guy the guy who was like why you have to be mad it is only because that guy was, he was, he was in fully opposite ends of the spectrum that if I'm super interested in a game, like, Oh, it's game seven. I want to see this one. I just pull up the box score while I watch TV and see the scores and the stats increment. I was, I will do that. I was going to say you guys are so opposite ends of the spectrum that Woody, I bet,

watches a whole sports game and doesn't eat anything the whole time. Meanwhile, I have to be eating the whole time because I'm stressed out. When I watch sports, I chose watching sports as a time to just celebrate eating food because the only sport I really ever watched was football. And that was just one day we could afford to fuck up every Sunday. Like, you know, in my early twenties, it was totally fine. And I just definitely like still, when I think about sitting down and watching a whole sporting event, like when I, you know,

closest thing being wrestling or something that I do these days, I fucking eat, bro. I eat and I could just imagine maybe what he's like, games crazy. I might choose to eat my five-altern. I have occasionally maintained that calories don't count during UFC fights. And they don't count during any of the 82 plus games a year. And there's two intermissions.

So it's like, you know, maybe it's- That's like double XP. That's double XP intermission. Anything you need intermission double doesn't count. The chips don't count. Those peanuts I bought don't count. I keep buying like nuts and seeds. Like I'll get pistachios in a shell.

I'll get peanuts in the peanut. I'll get sunflower seeds. All that happens is within like 30 minutes, I've become a like a monk level master at how fast I can open these things. And that's like, damn it. I played a game called another crab's treasure. It's a souls like game, but you are a crab fighting people. And they're all like, Taylor should play this. This should be Taylor's game. Taylor would wreck house. I'm fighting like a lobster. Taylor would beat this guy first. Easily. Yeah. Anything to do with crustaceans. I'm fighting like a lobster. Taylor would beat this guy first try. Oh easily yeah anything to do with crustaceans I'm in the mix I could fuck them up in a way that some people might go out to

eat with me at a seafood place and call it quote rude like they might call it gauche you know for me to eat it as fast as I do but I just think it's courteous because if you're at a seafood place and your friends order like fish or something that's like just bite it and eat it. You do kind of have to hustle. Like you don't want to force them to be sitting there after they finished eating for 20 minutes while you're still cracking away. Get the letter. I feel lucky to have watched sports in the same era as Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Wayne Gretzky, you know, for that matter. Like, you know, the great ones. And along those lines, I would really like to have seafood with you someday.

Oh, if we ever get the, you know, live recording thing down, we're getting crab. We're going to Red Lobster. We're getting a huge amount of crab. What? Well, I would, hopefully we'd go somewhere a little higher quality than red lobster. Unless red lobster has some sort of stunning deal that I'm not aware of. They don't, they don't have red lobster.

I don't see that cheesy bread. The shit they red lobster made it. They turned it around. They turned it around. They did all you can eat shrimp and it was fucking up big time. Yeah, they lost a lot of money. Yeah, they lost a lot as a bad mathematical. They closed hundreds of locations. It almost killed them.

But now Flava Flav is part of the marketing. Oh, that'll get them going. No, but it's actually they bounced back quite a bit. But that's not to say that much because they were in a bad place apparently. I took advantage of that all you can eat shrimp thing one one time I ate like 120 in a sitting at all. Shrimp scampi was so sick. Now you can tell you Canada is counting your food. I don't count. It was a competition.

I don't know my wings. I don't. Oh, it's competition. Well, then a paltry 120. They closed the kitchen. I'll have, you know, all right. They were like, we're out of shrimp. They were closing the kitchen. And I was like, what do you have know. All right. They were like, we're out of shrimp. They were closing the kitchen and I was like, what do you have? And they're like, we have cold stuff. We have cake. We have.

I was like, there you go. Okay. I do like bring it out. Good call. I want cake. The other guy was Turkish and had bad teeth. He's like, I cannot eat sweet. It's hard.

Fuck you, dude. We're eating the cake. Like we eat the two slices of cake and then they close the restaurant. Who is this guy? I paid there with him. He was Turkish guy named Barack. I worked, I sold cars with him. He was a piece of shit. And so then the competition wasn't over cause we'd both eaten 120 shrimp and two

huge slices of cake. So we went across the street to, um, crystal, which is like, uh, Jack, it's, it's like little burgers. It's the Southern White Castle. Yeah. And I don't remember how many burgers we ate, but we ate burgers until he quit. And then I commented at all. This wasn't the contest at Red Lobster. It was a competition between two men.

There was a competition with this guy named Barack. No, we were sitting at work and the all you can eat shrimp thing came on. We had like a huge thing, a ray of TV screens for the showroom. And it was like the all you can eat shrimp thing came on. We had like a huge thing, a ray of TV screens for the show room. And it was like, oh, you can eat shrimp. And I was like, we were so hungry and I could eat so many shrimp. And we got into some, I eat the more shrimp than you.

And I was like, let's fucking go. And then I ended up eating more shrimp than not more shrimp, but more food. Because we went to the White Castles. You beat you on shrimp. You got him. It was the cake once they brought the cake. But he had bad teeth. He said, yeah, that's where you end. That's when. He beat you on shrimp. You got him. It was the cake. Once they brought the cake, he had bad teeth. He said, yeah, that's where you end. That's when you were like, so you lose.

That's when you secured the victory. When you guys were like 30 shrimp in, I would have kicked those doors open like Clint Eastwood come in and been like, let's go. We'll see the limiting factor was they'll only bring you one serving of shrimp at a time. So they would bring it and you'd be like, all right, another. And then like, yeah, give me five to 10. And then that's the problem in Canada. They brought this. It was also the smallest shrimp. It was really ugly. Yeah, it was lame. I haven't eaten red lobster in years. Actually, I ordered red lobster maybe a year or two ago

and got sick. You ordered red lobster? That's a terrible order in food. Yeah, that's true too actually. Ordering it is crazy. Chinese and pizza are the foods that hold well on a delivery. There's a reason you don't get like-

It's not the Oregon Trail. It's fucking Atlanta. He came a mile and a half away. You don't want a burger delivered. It's gonna be the wrong thing. You're both right. I've done a burger. I've had some good burgers delivered.

Of course, not as good as if it was there, but there's sometimes an under 30 minutes. You get it and you're like, you know, it's fine. I like what I do. Like at Real Lobster is they've got like a crab pasta. Like that stuff's. No, see, no, you don't do that on Uber. It's crab pasta.

I did, I got very sick. See that, but that's it. See, that's what now see he doesn't even, he's saying Chinese food or, uh, burgers. And I'm trying to back you and you're like crab pasta. And it's like, how does that make me look great? And I did. I was like, Kyle's making sense. I'm like, Kyle's making sense. And then you see crab pasta. Did you buy it? I saw someone, uh, he got, um, seafood Alfredo off Facebook marketplace. I was like, that's crazy, dude. That's crazy stuff.

They delivered to him or he had to go pick it up. I think he had to go pick it up or they met somewhere. I think maybe they met somewhere. I meet you halfway with this crab pasta. I'd like to do a fun eating competition. That would be good. I don't know what I'd like to do a fun eating competition. That would be good. I don't know what I'd want. Chicken wings or crab would probably be my preference because I won't get bored of those

things. Don't make it a skill issue. Just put a food on the table that anybody can pick up and put their food. Don't make it a whole game of Jenga. That's a little bit... All right. So we're going to be arguing over whether you ate them or not, we had to pre weigh the wings now and have to eat pounds of meat rather than

numbers of wings because they're going to vary so wildly. Well, these things, though these competitions, the problem with these is like, there's a strategy and this is what I don't like about food competitions and eating stuff. And I did watch consume a lot of that. And it has nothing to do with the fact that like professional eaters destroyed my business on YouTube. It has nothing to do with that.

I just think that the meta exists and the meta is like drink eight glasses of water to expand your stomach and chug jam everything down with like, you know, in super speed, because that's how they do it. It has to be timed. Where I'm thinking like, well, it'd be really cool, would be like a serious level of endurance. That is that is can't be done in a fast like little it's not a fucking pie eating contest that affair. And we're going really crazy with it. And it's being surrounded by lots of delicious food and constantly eating like first one to tap. And the only basis of keeping you eating is like, oh, yeah, you're going too slow, you're gonna have to eat a bit faster than that. You know, just eating at a normal, enjoyable, jovial, celebratory pace. As if you were at a party and it was endless eating and you keep eating,

but you also have to drink soda too. You can't, you have to drink alcohol. You have to really. What if we go next level Harley? Make it six weeks long. See who gains the most weight in that time period. Ooh. Yeah. Well at the pace, the pace, the pace that I'm describing, the pace. Oh, there's a plastic trophy. The pace that I'm describing, it wouldn't be able to do that though. Yeah, I would also not want to do a timed eating competition. Like I would, I see myself

in those competitions as sort of like a, like a Kenyan chasing a gazelle until they get exhausted. Where like through sheer force of will and appetite, I will overcome you, even if it takes a little longer, even if Kyle takes an early lead, because I know I'm fucking slow and steady, wins the race. It would be much harder if to your point, Harley, you had to have like beer or soda or anything carbonated during it would make it difficult Brazilian steak house.

That's exactly what it is. It would be that. Yeah. But you don't flip your card until until they kick you out or the other guy flips his car. They're going to kick us out. Well, there's more than one. Brazil. I've been to a few of them. You can post up there. I have to eat six pounds of meat and then take a 40 minute uber across town folk to chow's calling ahead to the other place look at you are coming your way i don't know why he's asian now he is uh they on the way i'd be they have one back there close your restaurant i love uh brazil i know i love brazilian steakhouse that Lowe's on introduced us to that. Uh, like a, like 15 years ago or something like that.

I love gorgeous Brazilian women. Everybody loves gorgeous Brazilian women. You ever see Arnold Schwarzenegger at carnival? No, no. I love the Brazilian women. They are, I love the ass. Like it's like 22 year old Arnold off of like a couple of like Mr. Universe pageants and they sent him to Brazil's carnival to, I don't know, harass women on camera, I guess, because that's what

he does for this whole documentary. They fucking loved it. They did seem to be willing participants. Yeah. Kyle, maybe you told me this, but, or I saw it online somewhere. Apparently like Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't sound like that's not what Austrians sound like. Like he like his accent is like weird in Austria too. Like he just has a weird way of talking. If he does, that speaks to me.

My neighbor's mom is Austrian and I think she sounds quite a bit like him. Oh, maybe she might, she might also have might also have a weird accent too because I don't know anyone else in my entire life that sounds like her and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Literally, it's not a common... I can't think of other examples where I'm like, this guy's from the same place that Arnold Schwarzenegger's... I never heard that accent before. Yeah. And there's not a lot like I just would have imagined like, oh, Austrians, they probably have like a German ish accent, like probably pretty close. I wouldn't be surprised if he plays it up.

He's a performer. Maybe he just played it up and he's caught in it. He took classes to try to lose it, I think. And then I think he started taking classes to keep it. Like he lost too much of it at one point and I think he had to get it back. I'm pretty sure that that happened. Cause it is iconic. Like if he didn't sound the way he does, I wouldn't be as into him.

It was, I don't know. Arnold's characters almost never make sense because of his accent and his build. Like at first, when he's going in the barbarian, it's like, oh, you're made for this role. Look at you, you don't speak any fucking English and you're enormous. Oh, and you're good at posing, perfect.

You're Conan the Barbarian. But then later on, he's a secret agent, he's the every man, he's a dad, and it's like- Kindergarten teacher. Yeah, that fish out of water thing was perfect because the accent sort of added to it. If he had a Chicago accent, Arnold Schwarzenegger would have went nowhere. But he, I would have the one thing that I will say too. I agree with you mostly really,

but I think he really, the way he looked, he would on. You couldn't ignore him. He really even looking back in comparison, he looked such a way he would be he would be something we would know his name at least, maybe not to the extent that he is now. You know, like all of the Terminator lines are so iconic. I still love East, the baby's not hitting if he sounds like fucking. Oh, sure. It's true. It sounds pretty fucking stupid. If like, I don't know, pick some American actor.

See only accent that really would have delivered that line perfectly. Lovista baby. Like, yeah, nobody. It's, I love it. You need a foreign, like maybe Jason Statham could have done it. Maybe Lovista baby. Yeah. I hated that.

Girl, I loved Arnold so much. And even like, like even now I guess I'm a big Arnold fan I see when I see him doing things. He's usually doing the right thing. He's being a cool guy a Generous guy. I saw he bought all those tiny homes for either veterans or homeless whichever probably homeless veterans Yeah, but a little overlap there for some reason and I don't know he's he's give those motive he's given those motivational speeches I've seen him on reddit pop into the comments some guy will be like talk about getting made fun of at the gym and he's like I'm just gonna quit you know they made fun of me they laughed at me like like people actively picked on me and I'm a grown man and then Arnold comes into the comments like never give up never

give up you have more up. You have more. You have my bravery and your little finger than those bullies have in their whole bodies. And he's like, oh, he gives him this pumps him up, shines his wheels. And it was just like this beautiful moments. What's Arnold doing in here? It's just on the bodybuilding subreddit. I watched a Terminator two against Taylor still. I used to, I haven't seen it. Not quite. What the fuck's going on with you guys? All you guys, I swear.

All I was on a little bit of gay shit, dude, for real. I watched I watched Terminator 2 recently and I watch it often. It is my number one favorite movie. It's also the first movie I ever saw in theaters. So when I saw that movie, I was like, I was like, movies are so good. This is how they are. Little did I know that that's actually going to be the best movie. That's where I started literally the best movie. And I was watching it again recently and T 1000 was flying a helicopter and he was doing something. Yeah. And he had three hands and I never saw the third arm before. And I was

just like, man, I've seen this movie so many times and there was this, this like at the time there was either a device made so a guy can go in there or whatever, or there was a puppet arm made and it moved, whatever they figured out, they spent like thousands of dollars on it. I've seen will be hundreds of times. I never noticed it before So James Cameron wanted the t-1000 being the first Terminator, but the technology wasn't there So he invented the technology making the movie the abyss that that whole production company that special effects company I can't recall the name of it

But it it learned that tech doing the abyss doing the water creatures creatures that were formed, they were intelligent water being like puppeted by the underwater aliens. It was part of their technology, their water tech. And they used that to make the T 1000. And that senior talking about, he's flying the helicopter and he's got this third arm holding the yoke or whatever, piloting, and then the others reloading an MP5. Yeah, that's so cool.

It looks so cool and shit slapped in 1992 when you're five years old, you didn't even fucking see it. Fuck yeah. Oh, I just thought Sarah Connor was such a badass. I see, I had such an interesting, it's the same thing, like I bought in grade, the first grade, I bought, or was it second grade, I bought alien toys.

It was, I went to Toys R Us and I can get a toy and I had got, ended up getting two toys and one of them was Ripley from Alien. And I remembered like my buddies came over and they were clowning Ripley. they were clowning that I had a girl doll. And I remembered, uh, like not being able to vocalize that it could, like they, they could, like, I've seen aliens, like they don't understand. She duct tape a fucking flamethrower to a pulse rifle. You fucking moron, but I'm fucking five year old also, you know, I can't vocalize it, but like, it's like, I got beef over this cause I got this guy telling me this is a doll I'm like, you don like, I got beef over this because I got this guy telling me this is a doll.

I'm like, you don't get it. She'll fucking kill everyone here. You don't even know what a power loader is. I got into such an argument when I was 13. I was just to say, I was gonna say, Sarah Connor made me feel the same way. I was like, look at this shit. This is what I'm talking about.

But little did I know that these were like the two most badass women that I was gonna see. The most badass, and it's why it irks me when someone like Jennifer Lawrence is like, I'm the first female action hero who's done this, that, and it's like, bitch, what are you talking about? I can go back to the seventies and find one so much more hard than you'll ever be with your butthole out in front

of the camera, disgraceful, Jay Lau, disgraceful. But yeah, I remember getting into a whole argument with this kid when I was homeschooled. I only had like two or three friends left because I was in a school anymore. And I was on some play date at this kid's house and he had the power loader. He had the Sarah Connor in the power loader toy. And he was arguing that they made the power loader specifically to fight aliens. And I'm like, no, no, no, that's that's just a piece of machinery and their universe.

It's like a bulldozer or or a loader. Like that's it's like it's putting missiles on the on the space on the fighter jet or whatever. It's like loading missiles. Like you see it that you see them working it on it. Yeah. And like Sarah's like certified on that they have a they give you those crumbs in the beginning. They're like, yeah, this is the only thing I actually know how to do. It's my only workable skill anymore is I know how to drive a loader. And then that comes back in the end when she has To fight the Queen alien and I'm like, no

No, it's a loader. They made it to fight the Queen. I was ready to fight this kid 100% There was no internet when I had that Sarah Connor figure and I was like I had beef about it my Brain level was so much lower than how your brain level was working. Whenever it was that you saw it, my brain level, I was like, she turns into a yellow robot, dude. She literally turns into a yellow robot. But that's the level I was at. Like, I didn't really, you know.

I stayed with my grandmother every weekend when I was maybe four to ten or something like that throughout those little those formative years. I think I was a lot to handle and And so we would watch movies, but she wouldn't put kitty movies on she'd play what she was gonna watch So I would watch just adult movies as a tiny little child. I would watch I remember she liked Sigourney Weaver a lot So we watched all her shit and she liked Arnold a lot. So movies like Alien and Terminator were on a regular basis at her house. She loved that shit. And then my grandpa liked wrestling, and that didn't translate. I wanted you to defend wrestling because you said you watched it earlier. explain to me why, because I hate to shit on somebody else's fun time, but when I look at that, I think, man, this is, this is silly. You're, you don't watch, you don't watch wrestling?

I've never seen it. So what do you guys gay? I guess. Oh, are you guys, are you, what's going on here? What's wrong with you guys? Don't watch fucking cool. I bet you don't watch Japanese cartoons either. I saw some Japanese cartoons, but at least they let you know that this is a silly Japanese cartoon.

It's not a bunch of racist 40 year old men who were sexually assaulting the Actually cutting themselves. Take a look around. Everywhere is 40 year old racist men. Now that we're 40, now that we're 40, everyone we know is 40 year old racist. No, no. Pokemon was not for racists.

Great show. Or it was in the 90s. I can't believe you guys don't watch Japanese anime. I just don't like Japanese anime. Don't pivot, don't defend the wrestling to me. Look, I can watch a little Japanese anime making my I'm making my debate harder even. I can't believe you don't watch wrestling. Yeah. And I'm trying to think of like some things that you guys might.

What's what's the best thing you've seen while watching wrestling? And you were like, wow, glad I tuned in the night. So what's your what's your favorite? Like, I guess I wasn't making a point with anime that I didn't realize that would make sense right now, but what kind of shows do you watch? What's a what's a story like something that you enjoy? I like crime dramas. Right now I'm watching The Penguin on HBO.

It feels very much like Sopranos a little bit like like like Proto Sopranos. Like like The Penguin is learning to be Tony Soprano. You rewatch Sopranos. Yeah bit like like like proto Sopranos like like the penguin is learning to be Tony Soprano you rewatch Sopranos uh yeah yeah I know it works and then then there's parts that come up that you're like oh this fucking episode this moment right here yeah the pine you're like I can't believe he just said that sure like the other like he fuck because you know what that means right he said that because this happened and you remember what the other guy said that time yeah he knew the whole time and you have a fucking moment where you're like, fuck yeah, man. Oh shit. And it's, it made sense in season four, because of the thing that happened

in season one and three. And that's like, what really makes it huge. And you have that, that little, that little moment, but like wrestling, Here's where you're losing me, I think. I can't buy into it being not just a make-believe silly thing that they're doing on that stage, because it's not even a stage, it's a ring. Well, it's like a play, right? You're supposed to watch it like you have your favorite characters

and then you have the ones who are literally called heels because you're supposed to dislike them. You have to like, it's like, for example, like wrestling, the way it's revolutionary and perhaps you're, it is the time is different now and it is such a weird place for wrestling to navigate. I'm surprised that they're doing it in such an incredible fashion. Because wrestling, the real time was when it was a show and it started to exist.

It's like the eighties. You've never seen guys this big, literally like 90% of it back then is like, look how big these motherfuckers are. And they're guys in the underwear like, boom, boom, boom in the ring and fucking doing like the dumbest moves. But they're like, Andre the giant is like,

people are like, we're going to this shit. This guy's apparently 10 feet tall. And it had this thing. And then, you know, Vince McMahon and the WWF at the time like come in and they just like make these yes, 40 year old racist meth head biker dudes. They just spin it like they're superheroes. And so as a kid at a time, you might like buy into that and really like it's easy shit to eat up and you're like, oh, this is real or whatever. And then you kind of hear that it's not real or whatever. But he did jump off that rope. You know that as a kid, you're like, wow.

Yeah, but he planned to. Yeah. that wasn't part of the bit though. He's committed to the craft. What a villain. What a heel. Terrible what happened to the family. That was the only time I know about this because they talked about it on ONA, but apparently that was like when Vince McMahon faked his own death in like a limo crash. And then like two days later, Chris Benoit killed his whole family. And so Vince McMahon had to be like, I'm not dead. And it's tragic. I think I'm on. Yeah, he came out at the beginning of the show and he was like, yeah,

I think it was I think so. Something silly happened. I think maybe he said it at the beginning of the show. And then they were like, yeah, so now enjoy wrestling. Did you watch the documentary on Netflix? I did, but I don't remember it, but I remember, I know details of it, but the, the, the, the production of it and the, the way it came about is the interesting part.

So it is a documentary that covers Vince McMahon, wrestling business, the history of it, et cetera. But during the production of this documentary that covers Vince McMahon, wrestling business, the history of it, et cetera. But during the production of this documentary that Vince McMahon is full heartedly taking part in, all the allegations came out and the truth behind them and all the lawsuits came out. And we found out that Vince McMahon was a vicious, sexually assaulting criminal, horrific kind of character.

But he's in there sort of like, you know, we did things our own way back then. Like he's sort of like, he's, he doesn't know, he doesn't know that he's being attacked because he wasn't being attacked when he recorded his parts. But now that the narrative has shifted, they're able to play that footage and it looks doubly bad with spooky music behind it. Like dumb like dum dum dum, like making it worse. And that business is dirty. There's so much, so much sexual assault was going on with the women and boys.

At the end, they're like, like the last episode of the documentary, they're like, oh, yeah. And there was these like page boys. I don't know what a page boy is. I think it's like a personal assistant, a runner, like on a film set or something. That's what comes to my mind. And like, I've seen that in my experience, like someone who just runs and gets shit, like an assistant who does all,

but they made it sound like they were banging these little boy dudes. And then they were covering it all up. That was always a concern. With wrestling, there's like, even if someone doesn't like wrestling or doesn't see the appeal, the world of wrestling is so huge and fascinating in so many ways that there are countless documentaries you could watch about wrestling without even watching wrestling.

And it might spark an interest for you to want to check out what the fuck happens because there's so many things behind the scenes and sidelines that when you like watch wrestling what I was saying before is like how you watch your favorite show and you're like, oh I can't believe he said that because remember in season one and they're like wrestling there are things that have been planted for like 15 years in a way. And then when something else happens in the wrestling universe, but you know that in real life, that guy eight years ago fucked his fiance. And then it was like, and then a body was found dead in that hotel that same night. So it's crazy that they're doing no, no needle match, you know?

It's like it has like this history and attachment to it that you're like, whoa, I can match, you know, like, it's like, it has like, this history and attachment to it that you're like, Whoa, I can't believe that's happening. But yeah, it's silly. What draws me to it is also still physically impressive. So I think I'm a golden age guy, maybe a little bit. What do they call Hogan like the intensity era or something like that, like intimidation era, something like that. There was the attitude era was that was like, that was after Hogan. That was

like, what when Hogan Hollywood? Yeah. Hollywood Hogan. I like that. That was, that's, that's crazy. That was crazy shit. Cause that was before reality TV was a thing. And they were doing some really crazy reality TV moves, but there's, there's this documentary called Monday night

wars and it's, you can watch it if you have the WWE Network or whatever. But it's available in a few places. But yeah, Monday Night Wars, it's WCW versus WWE. And it's so fascinating the beef that they have because this guy, Eric Bischoff, just Ted Turner wanted to beat Vince McMahon. He just wanted to beat him. So he was like, take all the money you need and make it happen. So he went around and started buying up wrestlers like Hulk Hogan and everyone.

And they were the wrestlers were like running the show. So it was kind of crazy. Whoa, what are they doing for a bit there? But then very quickly it was like, all these cokeheads are running the show. They have no idea what they're doing. And, uh, but they both had live shows on Monday night, like the, like the live thing was thing Was that was a big deal and they would have they would do shit like on WCW once they they would find out what was happening On Monday night rock because Monday night raw wasn't live it was taped from the weekend and they would go on and be like yeah, no point in turning to WWE because Man, yeah X Y & Z happens. They would say that at the beginning of their lives. Go. Yeah. Their show's live. So people like would be like, Whoa, that's crazy. And then not watch

raw. Now they have to do it. Happy WCW dirty, dirty business. Yeah. One time they were like, Oh yeah. Mankind beats the rock, uh, in a belt and a title match or something. And they lost like 80% the people that were watching that night. The ratings dropped. All these people checked in. I like Ric Flair and the legend of Ric Flair, I guess I'll say is what I really like. I like the ESPN 30 for 30 on Ric Flair. I choose to believe it's all real. I cried during that. I might have cried a little. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty emotional.

I was lying. Ha ha. You're gay. What? Why would you like? What was this? This Kettamine guy wants to cry. You want something good to cry to after this? You want to do some likes? Academy.

You want a nice cry. Okay, I got you. See, he's doing his own heel turn. What made you cry? I was trying to ask what made you cry without passing judgment on it? No, I didn't feel judged at all. That's why I felt it was funny to make a joke. His son died.

I like flipped it. His son died and he's talking about the death of his son and he's crying to the camera a little bit toward the end. His son had a tragic death. Yeah, it was attached to the son for me it was he was there and he was like so sad and he was talking about how his son wanted to be the wrestler and then his daughter Charlotte who wasn't going to be a wrestler became a wrestler because she like loved her brother so much and like it was his dream. So she became the champion at WWE and Ric flares there like and he's crying but

you could just gather so much there's like a level of estranged father daughter things going on here and it's like really like this moment is so complex. So I was taking it's like like she won this for her brother. But her dad is there it's obviously like a moment for him too, but I don't think she did any of it for him. But he's there, it's for him too. And I'm just making a lot of this up and inferring it from watching from this documentary, but it's just like it was so complex and crazy.

And low key a little like, but I mean, I went to WrestleMania a couple of years back, 2018 in New Orleans, and I got a flight at like, 7am, I had to be there like 530. And I'm walking to my flight. And Ric flares at the bar with a fucking tall glass of brown. And I'm like, he's at the bar and I like walk up. I'm like, go to my I'm like, fucking legend, dude. I'm like, Rick, they say it about you. But here you are.

Where is it? Fucking six or two a.m. And you got this big, stinky brown cup. Look at you. Let me take a picture. Fucking the real guy. Like he's out here living it dude. He looked like shit. Man, he was the juice up a little bit when I was saying hi, I was like, what's up, buddy? I was like, if he dies here, this would be

crazy. I'll get my YouTube channel back. Definitely gonna get a good result. Never got into some marketing shit. Maybe get your fucking- I was like, when Rick died, it was like, yeah, this episode we're going to bake and rack, big flare, fucking, I'm into the- I mean, he's 76, so that's gotta be- No, he was 90. He was 91 when I saw him. He's gotta be like 112 in wrestler years.

He, even worse than the wrestling was the alcohol abuse he put his body through. He talks about it in the 30 for 30, like telling the doctor how many drinks he has a week. I don't know. Dude, this is under WrestleMania. End of WrestleMania weekend, 602, like a tall glass, like a full cup, like a full glass, like to the top. Yeah Yeah, he was 69 or 70 doing that like yeah, so he was doing this consistently for like 50 years

He was on and off there were there were years in his older years where he wasn't there so much He had a heart attack in the ring and nobody knew if it was real I didn't know it was real like when it happened I think I was a kid or a teenager and it was like Rick Flair had a heart attack in the ring and it's like, is that part of the show or not? You could believe either one because he looks very heart attack prone. He's always got very know what do you happen to know what glass I'm talking about? When I said he had this glass? Yeah, do you know what

like, like, is there any shot that either of you guys know the name of this glass? glasses have names, you know? Just what would you call it? What's a regular glass? Like just a regular like, like not a small one. Like a pint glass? Like when you know no smaller like half that a half maybe like, like, yeah, like if you had like a shot of like a glass of. Oh, you mean like brown, not beer, brown like liquor. Oh Oh yeah. Yeah. That's what I meant. Yeah. Okay. Uh, I don't know. You know that like whiskey glass glass, you know what? I was in my brain too. That's why, why was that in my brain? But that's what was there. But that's what I was thinking. Like, no, but that's face.

Like you gotta have understanding. You gotta know what a high ball is to know what glass I'm talking about. Yeah. Well, you don't. That explains ball is to know what glass I'm talking about. Yeah. But you don't. That explains why I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't. I mean, this is really hard for me. I don't know what I'm talking about when I was saying this.

I was wondering if you guys. Big glasses that are like four inches tall. It's not that big. Cowboys drink. Oh, cowboys drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What is it?

It's just, so he was drinking a big tall whiskey glass of. No, it was just like a just a regular glass. It was just like a regular glass that you would you know, maybe like I want to say like like like it could fit like 500 milliliters maybe if you filled it up to the top. That's that's a see this is this is why I knew that already. This is what I'm talking about. Yeah, maybe high ball. Yeah, yeah, high ball. High ball with no ice, filled to like literally like 80%. No ice. Can't be trifling with that space waster.

Straight up liquor. The vodka glass. A vodka glass is different than a shot glass. Okay, new to me. Yeah, well, a shot glass is just a little, little shot glass. I would imagine all those we just saw were still, still too much. Any now that it's now that it's there and it's been pointed out, I realized that I did always know that it's a different glass for, for vodka.

Like I never noticed it, but like now in memory, like I can think that all the time that I would be that was when I was having vodka somewhere in a place. Like that's the glass they've, that's the only time I've ever seen that. Like I'm like, did you take the opportunity to get a glass of whiskey with Rick Flair as he said, I was making mistakes like the whole weekend. I like my, my buddy that I was with, he was like sick last night. I'm like wasted, like, uh, trying to get us back. Uh, and you know, I'm like hung over. I feel, I feel how Ric Flair looked. So I was not going to participate, but I definitely sat somewhere where I could see him and I stared at him the entire time. When was this? Like 2018 maybe. Okay. Yeah. So he was 69 or 70 and just

drunk at 6 a.m. at the airport. I wish you'd talk more about steroids because I want to, whenever I see a documentary about a guy who was historically enormous like that, someone who had a crazy physique, I want to know how you did that. He talks about working out hard and he talks about being coached hard and going to you go to this wrestling boot camp type thing and learn the business and he talks about his, you know, ribs being raw from rubbing against the ropes. How much testosterone, dude? How much Deanna ball? Like, what were you taking? That's what I want to know. I'm trying to find him when he was in his prime. I was looking at that, too.

In his prime, he was pretty good. I've seen so much old Rick Flair. I forgot where he peaked. That's because even in his prime, he looked old. He always had like that platinum hair. Like when I was a kid, I just thought he was way older than he was, because I just didn't understand that his hair could look like that in any other way than as if he was old.

Claire through the years. What quite the article is not a good photo of him and either. I thought they were both great photos. I actually thought both photos are sick. I just looked at I was like, what a sick guy. I saw these pictures. I was like, fucking legendary dude. The left he has what I that like aged man pecs

earlier than he should have. He looks barrel chested. They're almost droopy. To me. Yeah. Poor guy. On the right. It looks worse. He gives a fuck what you think about his packs. Yeah. Living caring about what I think of his packs. He's probably what 65 in this right picture?

I don't know, you guys are saying he always looks old. If you tell me he's 65 there, I'm like, all right, that guy looks pretty fucking good for 65 physique-wise. Right. But if you tell me he's 48, I'm like, all right, this guy just, maybe he gets a lot of sun.

A lot of early morning. I'm sorry, Zach says 59. 59? I wish Arnold was... Visible bicep gains of 59, pretty impressive. I remember Ronnie Coleman was on Rogan and he was trying to be squirrely about his steroid use. I used a little.

Everybody used a little. But yeah, and it's like, dude, just be real. You're the, you were the biggest human ever explained to us how, like we don't mind if you use, use steroids. Like clearly you were in thought it would, they thought it was going to be a safe space to lie about it forever. Yeah. The entire community really just thought that everyone was going to be in agreement. And then like newer people came up, people like honestly, rich piano, like was just always like, yeah, here's all the steroids I do. This is it. That's this is

what everyone everyone's on steroids like here, like, you know, and he showed he showed what he did. And like, really, then there was a whole bunch of other creators. But really, I think it was like a lot of YouTube that fucked up the whole, yes, we're just gonna have a safe space and all agree to lie about this type thing. Even like natural natural bodybuilders. I'm like, oh, so you just take below a certain detectable threshold. Yeah. I, then the natty guys, I've seen some of those competitions and to me it's like, Jesus, why would you ever want to be bigger

than that? Genuinely, when I see the, the, the quote unquote natural bodybuilders, the chant, I saw a picture recently, like the top three guys in that it may have happened recently, their championship, whatever it's called. But I was like, damn, they all look perfect. Like, like nobody's like, when I see Mr. Olympia or whatever it is, the open bodybuilding, those people are not attractive. They're not any aesthetic that I would aspire to.

They're just colossal. They're symmetrical, They're everything matches. Don't get me wrong, but it's still like, I wouldn't want. I don't think they match like they should. Like I think the open, they get as big as they can. Every muscle group, whereas like Schwarzenegger would be like, ah, you know, like if your pecs can't get bigger than that, your biceps shouldn't be what they are.

You should be a better match of Ronnie Coleman. Stopped training. One of his muscle groups, I can't remember which, for like three years. He was like, yeah, my arms got too big. So for three years, I just didn't train arms. And they're like, you didn't train arms for three years? Yeah, they was just too big. What a genetic freak.

Like Zach, can you show a picture of Ronnie Coleman in his policeman outfit? He worked as an on-duty cop. And you imagine being pulled over by this behemoth. While he looks for that, Dorian Yates, another guy who is Mr. Olympia a couple of times, he said that the amount of steroids he took was nothing compared to what they take to get today,

that they've upped the game from where he was. And I mean, I don't know, I'm the resident autist, but he vibed telling the truth to me. From what I- I listen to a lot of Dorian Yates too. I enjoy his interviews. They're really, really good. And he seems to not be a meathead.

Like not, I guess at the top, very few of them are meatheads, but Dorian seemed to know what he was talking about in every, let me look at that. Holy shit. We- No pants, huh? Just they exploded.

He likes to spy. I think actually, I think that's I think that's so cool. Him being a guy can't grow. Just like being like the most jacked you could be has always been very cool to me Like if I ever see a guy that's fucking huge like this Like I'm I'm always Hyped up about it. Like I'll be all if I if I'm going this even happen. What is this within the last two years?

This is drawn this is someone This is fan art, bro. This is weird as hell, dude. What the fuck? I don't even wanna talk about how much I love Muscle-y Men now, because this art's... I don't like how he's looking at me. No, get all of it off. I don't like any of it anymore.

There's what's cool about muscles like that. You can't buy them. There's only one way to get them. You can only get muscles like that by working hard. There's no shortcuts. Well, kind of shortcuts, but like, I don't know. It's an achievement that can only be earned. That's true.

Yeah. I shared that picture by the way of, uh, Rick Flair and I at the airport. If you want to click. Yeah. Cool. Pretty good here, dude. Like genuinely, like not bad. Not what I would call bad. Click to the right though. Zach, if you can click to the right to the two close to the close up of his face. Oh, like only you can play in the background there.

Yeah, I don't know, bro. I don't know. That face was haunting me first thing in the morning because he was like good to go. He was like, he was good to go. Like he was very entertaining. Like he was just, you know, he was doing it. He was so he seemed to energize. It's funny though, now that we're looking at the picture, like I actually looked like shit that day. It was a major projection. Like I'm fucking I'm 38. What's his excuse? He's wearing a Rolex and a diamond. That's just some gay shit Ric Flair was trying to do to me, bro.

No, I'm kidding. I did that and he just did it with me. He like, oh, he pointed at me and I put my finger on his. That's what I do when someone points. Look at that, a consummate professional. ET phone home. Okay. I have Ric Flair on my jacket in that picture too. Like it has his, my entire back of my jacket is Ric Flair's face. That's like the jacket I was wearing. Man, what a serendipitous run in for you. Did you have the, how tall was he? Like, did you have the, He was sitting, he didn't, he didn't stand up. He was sitting. But it's like, I met Arnold and I was like, hour over Arnold. And I always thought like, I was like, that's crazy. I'm standing next to Arnold.

I'm like, I'm taller than him. My dad was in an elevator with dusty roads one time. And he's like, all I could kept thinking is this is that big son of a bitch from the TV. I whoop him right here. No way though. Could he really? No, probably your dad's you died. Daddy could be people up.

Your daddy could be people up. My daddy will beat up your daddy. My daddy will beat up your daddy. No, but it's easy. No, he knows how to fight. What's his deal? You like fought for like fist the cuffs over cases of beer. Like,

No, that's, that's my like weird sketchy step uncle. Cause where you find out it's in your blood, like that you should have been, you should have been doing creator clash the whole time. Oh, it's not. I promise you. It's not my blood. I'll try to pick a fight, Diego back down. I mean, look, I, I, I, I'm not going to chase him down. He's clearly afraid and he's dealing with a lot of mental illness now

Look, I don't know why we're making fun of him. He clearly actually has mental illness Let's leave him alone Yeah, my daddy could beat up your daddy. Maybe not. Oh, definitely my daddy. Definitely definitely my dad. He not tough my dad's like, he's so pink and soft and like has the skinniest arms and he's just like, doesn't even, he doesn't like, he's so easily, you could push him over so easily.

I think it was like when I was 11, I'm like five, I'm like five, 10 or something. And you know, it was like the 90s, so you fuck around, you can get slapped. You know what I mean? And I think it was just like, I'm like 11 and a slap came and I like pushed it away. I was like, what the fuck is this, bro? And I do it again. I'm like, what, are we finding this out at 11 years old? I can fuck you up. Your job got so much harder after that attempt.

No, I love my dad. He's awesome. Makes him like he beats me or something. No, not at all. But is he not a big or something. No, not at all. But he's not a big guy. Like he's not at all. No, not at all. But he also like just doesn't like, he never played a sport. He wasn't the guy that ever played a sport.

So that wasn't part of his life at all. Like, and you'd be surprised. Some people that don't play a sport, they can grow to be like 20 years old, not know how to run. Indian. They don't know how to run. Like not knowing how to run. Indian, they don't know how to run. Like not knowing how to run is a very like, like, it's like, it sounds so stupid, because it's simple. But actually, my dad, I

bet does, I've never ever seen him run my dad, he loves, like diet Pepsi or diet Coke. Like, like, I've never seen him sip water once. We were at the airport and he had like his thermos thing with him, like his like his his water cooler, like his like to drink from and they were like, oh, sir, you can't come on the plane with any liquid. He was like, oh, okay. And he opened it up and started dumping out and it was like brown and

fizzy and everyone was laughing and I was like, I was like, you should be embarrassed right now. Everyone thinks you are so fucking silly to have fizzy and everyone was laughing and I was like I was like you should be embarrassed right now everyone thinks you are so fucking silly to have fizzy brown liquid in your water container and now and we're in Europe on top of it they think Americans they this shit is so fucking dumb to them say it's beer they'd be down with that yeah they would they would accept it and you're then lit up a cigarette and hit a woman so at 11 your father couldn't beat you up anymore? Is that true? Yeah, it was around like 11, 12.

So let me tell my story. I think I've told it before, but first thing you need to know is my grandfather ran away from home when my dad was 10. So there was this moment in my father's childhood, I think he was like 12, and his mother was going to hit him, and he grabs her wrists and he says,

"'Mom, listen.'" I wanna hear this I want to hear it but you did tell me the story oh but no I thought I would you say that I thought about telling you or not but I thought I should be honest like I thought I should be honest what do you want me to do lie to you I want you to shut the fuck up while I tell my story okay I'm so curious happens. I can't wait to hear what happens. I'm not gonna tell it. I'm not gonna tell it. You wanted me to shut the fuck up.

But now I didn't. You shouldn't have talked about wrestling. Now he's in it. You know what? We can make actually a game. I remember the story very well. How about you go and I'll see if any there's any. I'm literally not going to tell it.

Don't be a don't do this to the fucking some asshole that hasn't watched the show in a little while and they want to hear it so bad't be a, don't do this to the fucking some asshole that hasn't watched the show in a little while and they want to hear it so bad. If you don't tell the story, I'm going to get some fucking unhinged loser. My campaign. Like I love what he stories and you didn't let him tell it. And now I don't get to hear the story. So do me a favor, please.

And tell us the story. Please. I'm not mad at you, but I'm not gonna. I'm not mad at you, but I'm not gonna. I was definitely older than 11 or 12 when I thought I could beat my dad up. It didn't the thought I wasn't sure until a couple years ago, dude. I swear to God, I wasn't sure until a couple years ago. I remember thinking when I was like 20 and like, they're not making math. You'll embarrass me. My late teens I 100% knew because I was pretty significantly

bigger than him by that point. But like even when I like probably caught up and passed him in height, probably like 16, I still was like, no, that's my dad. He probably fucked me up or something. Didn't even think like he was a soccer player. I don't know when I could, but I think I could have way earlier than I thought I could have right like it at 20 years old. I was pretty fit.

I was working out like literally four hours a day, sometimes more and but myself impression was that I could never, you know, I would I would get whooped by my father. There's a big Psy op to it. Like I'm with my older brother. I look back and I'm like, oh yeah, it probably could have been 10 years before I thought it. Right. He was a hundred percent bluff with his, any of his moves. If I called him on any of those, I'm like, oh, now that I think about it, I could have called any of those and it would have been, this power shift would have happened. Yeah. Too early. It didn't. Yeah. You don't want

to be able to beat your dad up at 11. This is with my brother that it would have caused, caused turmoil with my dad. No, he was at the game early. Are you significantly taller than your brother and your dad? Like growing up my brother, but he's like six one, six two. So growing up, I was around the same height when he was living at home. Okay. So yeah, I probably could have crossed over before you recognize that he's 10 years,

10 years older than me. So, Oh, that's a big negative at this point. Like you, yeah, he doesn't box. I bet. Oh yeah. Now, but now he doesn't even do like he, he has his nephew and he wanted to get his nephew a gift. And he was like, know, what's that Asian shit you and my kids watch. And I was like, 10 year old son. What's that shit you watch from Japan? He's he's 14. I think he's turning 15. But I sent him some gift ideas of some shit that I would fucking love

that I'm sure this kid would do. But I also sent him, I was like, I sent him like, some protein powder, and like nearby gym with like a deal and like maybe a couple of trainer sessions on like you should get them this. And he was like, hahaha. And I was like, you think I'm fucking joking? I'm like, everyone, everyone knows how to exercise now. Like every kid, like, it's just a thing that everyone knows how to exercise now. Like every kid, like it's just a thing that everyone knows how to do.

They do it, getting them, getting them to just, you know, get a little jacked. It's going to give them a huge leg up big time. People, people are all about the looks, maxing and stuff. And, you know, he's a slim guy and I was, I was very skinny growing up. He just like, get some meat on them. My brother was like, ha ha. And that's different to the, he and I, cause I was like, why are you fucking stupid or what you don't even, you couldn't even help. You couldn't even help them. You couldn't even go to the gym with them. My brother was like, haha. And that's different to the NICs. I was like, why are you fucking stupid? Or what you don't even you couldn't even help you couldn't even help

them. You couldn't even go to the gym with them. Maybe I should come and show your son how to fucking lift weight. Yeah, every it does seem more essential now to know how to lift than it did. Like when I was 15. Like no, I don it did like when I was 15. Like, no, I don't remember anyone when I was 15, unless it was like weight lifting to like for sports. Like we had to do it for-

What were you born, 89? 91. 91. So, we're in 06. Like no one was like lifting for fun. Nope, it was, I went at 15 years old. I was, my mom would go to the gym, but I wanted to go when I was 14 because people made fun of me

for being so skinny and I played football. So at 14, I really wanted to go, but they always were like, it's stunts your growth. So they wouldn't let you go to the gym till you were 16. They said it stunts your growth. And I was always like, I'm good enough. I'm like, I'm not trying to be taller than this. I already want my name to be Matthew. Don't fucking I'm not

worried about being tall right now. And they're like, no, they were like, do push ups. And I was like, you guys are so dumb. But I actually wish I just did push ups for those two years. If I if I did, because if I did, like there are a couple times, where I'll get caught up in this mode where I try and do like 10 push ups a day 10 times. Rarely ever happens that I do it 10 times a lot in a day. Yeah, just at different times. And it's rare that I ever hit the 10, but I can go up to 10.

That'd be great. That'd be perfect if I did it. But you know, sometimes it's once, twice, three times. And when I do it like for a span of two weeks, sometimes really well, it makes a major difference physically, just doing like 30 push-ups throughout the week, like broken up in tents, just like, just the thing. Sometimes I'm like, and the results were so good that I'm like, if I did that as a kid, it would have been great. But I played football, they made you, they made us do exercise, like push-ups and stuff like that. But these guys, like in 1998, that are just like

20 year old football coaches on their volunteer time, They don't know how to do a push up. So I have football equipment on and I have to do 50 push ups. That's an insane amount of push ups. They have no concept of how tiring it is to do the push up. Yeah. So I'm doing like dumb shit. We're all like, are there yelling at us to keep our asses up? And we're all like humping the ground in some weird fucking shoulder blade ass like

pussy push up, you know? But no one knew how to do it. And also like all this just rambling basically saying that at the time no one had understanding of exercise, even eating they were like eat steak, eggs and pasta. And that was the extent of what they knew, you know, that it was, it was just and going to the gym, luckily, my brother-in-law, my sister's boyfriend at the time, like he loved working out and he got magazines and books and knew how to do it. So he showed me how to work out

and I went out like my first three months. And that became the basis of just knowing how to work out for the rest of your life, you know? But that initial piece of thing that I was fortunate, fortunate enough to get through him, people didn't have that for so long, but now kids get that from YouTubers. They come equipped with that. Yeah, I think exercising is just to get into doing it right away, especially because having the knowledge and stuff funny because I did a big meal time, but just so much bad food, everything's bad.

Just knowing that there's really like, no, there's very few good things. Is Canadian food different than American? Or like Americans are famously heavy, right? And part of it is our giant portions and all the packaged food. So much of our food comes in plastic bags. Can it any different?

Well, like in many ways, yeah, like if you go to fast food, that like we don't have super cheap menu items, like the Taco Bell menus way less enticing, because so many things that just don't cut it here. And I've heard this rumor, but I don't know if it's true, but that the dog, it's like dog food grade meat in Canada, the Taco Bell meat in the US. It sounds like those meats. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like it could be a lie, but I want to also just believe that too in my head here. But there are things like I'll go buy bison meat when I'm trying to eat well here.

And in the US, it's a bit harder to find. So I'll just get really lean beef. And I look at the beef, I'm like, this is like 9010. And I just feel it looks exactly like an 8020 in Canada. But I'm just I might be suspect for no good reason. Like I'm extra like, they're trying to fucking all this food. Did you count the fat? I'm looking at this meat and I swear I paid for 90%.

That's not what it was about. I feel like I'm being handed everything. I counted. I wasn't being cheap Jew about it. That's not what it was. I was just like, this isn't it. Laura Linney, I think is the brand. They make 97% fat free. So it's like 3% fat beef.

It's like 11 bucks for a pound. And then I also like bison. Bison is usually 90-10 and bison is about $9 a pound. But if you know the cheapest ground beef comes in a tube and I ain't eaten that. And it's always like 75-25 like that tube beef. 70-30 sometimes it's like whoa that's some calories. That's what you want for a burger though. You're making a burger like go, you know, go bananas with it. You deserve more fat is better for a burger. Oh, for sure.

I tried to make a burger like maybe two months ago with I think it was 94, six beef and I was like, this is great. I'm not putting mayonnaise or any like calorie condiments. It's just beef. And then a nice couple of slices of fresh tomato and lettuce and onions and pickles. And then like, it looked all right when I made it. And then I took a bite and it's like, ah,

this is just, just, it's like a memory of a burger. Like it has none of that delicious fat. Oh, turkey burgers are like, I don't even want to play with that. Turkey burgers are very difficult for me to get behind. Yeah. And in a weird way, when I don't want a burger, I might find myself in a very rare instance,

actually craving a turkey burger specifically. Maybe one, a good one with like mustard on it and some fresh lettuce and a tomato, I could fuck with that. But it's not at all whenever I want a burger, a turkey burger will do. It's very different. Not very good burgers are gross. Even the smell of cooking them. It's just, I just really like food. Like I think a lot of people have they're like, oh, this thing or that thing is I

wouldn't fuck with like I fuck with so fuck with. Like I fuck with so much. I do really fuck with so much. That's true. It's hard for me to think of foods. I absolutely despise. Like I guess maybe that's just part of being an adult. Like there are picky, isn't that weird when you run into like a super picky eater adult? Isn't that like, do you get something where I actually, like just dating in partners is

a, they're how they are with food. Like if someone, you know, if she likes good restaurants and likes good food and tries new things, that's actually interesting to me. And something I would have never thought about before compared to like if a girl is I like strawberry ice cream and chicken fingers this is sounds like she's a child this is terrible but you know what I'm saying like she eats like a child yeah she says I want strawberry ice cream goo goo gaga and you say shut up shut up or I'm taking you back to your parents and then you're gonna have to eat broccoli. Do you forget the whole reason you're here?

Because I promise, no Brussels sprouts. If I'm cutting weight, if I'm trying to diet, then I don't mind the turkey. I'll mix it in and make like, I like hamburger helper. We didn't have hamburger helper growing up or Pop-Tarts because those are, I guess, cheaper foods. And I think we had a slightly better version of those things. Like I know we had toaster strews, but like as an adult, I tried hamburger helper and I was like, this is delicious. I love these cheesy noodles and beef.

Oh, there's so many flavors. And I'm like, I'm like, I like it. I know it's a dollar 99, but it's delicious. I like that shit. So that way with ramen noodles. What are they? 39 cents a pack? Love ramen noodles. So flavor.

All of them. I don't want to flex. I would pay 49 cents for ramen noodles. I'll go a dollar. I'm out. I remember the shrimp one being my least favorite. There was something weird about the shrimp one. Only tried that once, got rid of it. Chicken noodles soup, like a beef soup

with just the noodles and no beefs always seemed weird. And I don't like seafood, especially not shrimp. So like chicken was always to go to. Collegiate me would be known to add more noodles to the ramen noodles, make a meal of it. I've put veggies in there. I put egg in there and some sriracha and some, uh, what happens to the week I fry the egg and lay it on top.

Yeah. Or hard boiled cutting in half and throw that. I don't, I thought you were just breaking the egg, putting it into the soup and boiling it. What is it? like sunny side up. No, no, people do that to make the broth thicker. I drain all the liquid out. I don't want there to be any soup to it.

Like I boil the noodles and I pour all the water out and then I put the powder and mix it up, some sriracha, and then I put a fried egg on top. So you've got like the yolk, you break the yolk. You got that if you need some more moisture in there, you got that delicious runny yolk. Well, I mean, if you need more moisture, you have all that liquid you just dumped out. I dumped that out because that was gross I didn't want no no, I

Michael waves water. I like Mr. Normal blood pressure with no I'm not consuming the salt I would ditch the water. No, you the salt you put the dressing on or the seasoning on after the waters after You take the water out and then you season the noodles and it gives it like a dry noodle vibe And I do I do fuck with that what I used to do Which was very savage back of the day is I would make those noodles and then drain the water and then put like a spoon Of peanut butter in it and mix it around then it was peanut butter noodles And when you're like 19 and wasted,

you fucking feel like Gordon Ramsay on that shit. That's such a weird time was born. I guess there's peanuts in it. So maybe not curry. There's not like there's peanut butter. No, this is a thing that there would be a guy like downtown Montreal during the summer that just had $2 noodles. And he just had a big thing's peanut butter. Yeah, no, this is this is a thing that there would be a guy like downtown Montreal during the summer that just had two dollar noodles and he just had a big thing of peanut butter and he was just making noodles

and you would just pay two bucks and he would throw noodles in a thing and give it to you. And if you think about how much ramen is today and you think about how much it was like in 2004, like he's caking with these two dollar noodles and fucking peanut butter from Costco shit. Dude, that's what I think about those TikTok potato joints.

There's those guys in England who are like, you know, you've seen the viral guys who make potato fry, bake potatoes for people and the people get those baked beans and tuna and shit put all over them. And they like, just, you haven't seen these videos. I haven't seen them. I love, I love, by the way, speaking of like eating savagely, like I could eat tuna out of a can, like three times a day.

Most of my media content is designed to make me die less often in video games right now. So you got to mix in some other stuff. You got to mix in some other stuff. So you see, I watch a decent amount of cooking stuff, but I have not seen the, I've watched a decent amount of cooking stuff, but I have not seen the baked potato. The viral baked potato British food truck. Oh, I think I did see something about that where they didn't melt the cheese at all. And I was like, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

No, they don't. No, no, no. Here, I got it right here. Here's a short. These are super viral. People watch it for some reason. I watch it and I think that's not good. You make bad food.

You make bad food and you should be ashamed because the internet's right here and we're all watching your bad food. You know what else is right there? France. So it's possible. France makes like the best food and they're 60 miles away. It's close to France. Do they make the best food in France? No, that's where like I think like per capita, the most initial in restaurants are all French food.

What happened to England? Couldn't they learn anything? Right? I think they hated the French so much. They decided not to copy any other food. Too much butter, but that looks sick. Would you do the beans? No, I'd say no beans or I'd say beans on the side.

They also do tuna. Like, and when they get a scoop of tuna, I like like tuna too like I really like tuna salad with Ritz crackers like I kind of want that right fucking now it's good but they dump like a half pound of tuna salad on top of a baked potato and then throw all that cold cheese on top and like you want any crisps in there like yeah yeah here's a bag of weird British crisps. I love my cheese idea. I love cheese a lot, but I don't really fuck with seafood and cheese. I don't really mix them much.

Well, I think that's normal. You don't really mix seafood and cheese. Yeah, but like people get like a fish filet sandwich, let's say with cheese on it, you know, and I have gotten fish filet before. It's low-key a sneaky good sandwich. And I never get it with a slice of cheese on it, you know, and I have gotten fish fillet before. It's low key a sneaky good sandwich and I never get it with a slice of cheese on it. And that's just thinking about that cheese on I'm like, uh, you know, it's gross enough that I'm here. Let's not make it any grosser.

Do this, this, uh, potato video where he puts on, and this is me saying this, keep in mind way too much butter, way more times as much, it in mind, way too much butter. Way too much. Like four times as much butter. It's like a gross amount of butter. And then a bunch of un-melted cheese, and then like a whole can's worth of hand. I know, I like the not-melted cheese. This guy drove nine hours.

I hate, I hate, I hate. I hate like the liquid cheese when they, and then you guys do that in the US a lot. You don't like Velveeta? I also have the liquid cheese when they when and then you guys do that in the US a lot you don't like Velveeta. I like guys in the US like a lot of times if I get nachos at a place they'll put cheese on it and melt it a bunch but they'll also disguise how much not cheese they're putting on it so they'll use like a queso liquid type thing to mix with it and a lot of times they're like melted cheese like it's good but I'm like no no let me see your cheese not melted I want to see what we're dealing with here I don't want the block

like you know uh but the the cheese that the guy pulled out here that looks like great cheese and this potato is probably so hot inside you're gonna want this cheese to cool it down and it's probably gonna melt like I've seen that like with poutines, some of the best places they put the cold ass cheese curds on top of the gravy. And it's because then when you mix it, yeah, when you mix it up, you're kind of like melting it. I've never had poutine. I hear great things that they don't have that here. Isn't it just French? Watch now watch Terminator 2 also. Terminator 2 and poutine to two top of the list. Terminator even I'd have to make my own poutine here because I don't think there's a single place in St. Louis that makes

it and it's just you do go by Culver's go by Culver's get the cheese curds get an order of large fries put the cheese curds on the fries then swing by KFC for some of that Colonel's gravy right on top microwave get a fried sandwich you got to get a fried cod sandwich at Culver's you can't go wrong at Culver's everything's pretty solid. Did they have a sandwich at McDonald's for some probably for Catholic or Minecraft? Oh, no, you're right. It was for that it would be I've never

gotten a fish fillet ever from McDonald's because like I've always like I know I'm getting trash when I go to McDonald's but there's still something in my brain that's like you're going to get fish at McDonald's you fucking lose every it's delicious. I get the double fish sandwich and it's amazing. They put two fish fillet, half a slice of cheese, little tartar sauce. It's the best thing they make there. Their chicken is I'm drooling. I'm drooling from fish fillet. I mean, I want that fish today. I'm so hungry. They made they made chicken tenders there.

No, no. All right. So let me let me rewind you back to 2009 or 2012. Let me take you to 1948. The chicken, chicken McDonald's crispy Minecraft. What did they call it? Like shake? No, the fucking chicken strips, dude. The chicken, the chicken selects the chicken selects. They were different when they first came out. It was real white meat chicken and like a lot of

breading like it was crunchy when you bit into it. Like your mom made some chicken strips and I loved it. I would go by McDonald's. I remember I got my wisdom teeth taken out. Why did it happen? What happened? I threw them away. I keep them. I'm not like y'all keep it. But you know, I mean, you know what happened? What happened to the chicken selects they got? They're not there. Took them off the menu. You know why, right?

They brought them back but they're not the same. It's like that Burger King chicken fingers now. They're like, the breading is so, I don't know, like homogeneous, like it's all the same. When you described, it sounded like good chicken select. The chicken selects sound like good chicken tenders. Dogeys were. But they lost to nuggets.

Because like things in McDonald's, like the chicken nuggets and, uh, you know, the Big Mac and all the moves, the fish filet, definitely the fish filet is a prime example of this is McDonald's makes their things McDonald's. And what you're describing doesn't sound like McDonald's that item, but the nuggets are McDonald's. And I think these long nuggets, I think they're very McDonald's. They taste like how McDonald's donuts tasted when I first got them. They tasted like scientifically,

like a perfect scientific version of- This will appeal to the most people. Yeah, like a cartoon food item. Yeah. And this, like the way, like it's true, it's the breading, the way you're saying it, the breading is like velvety. It's like awkwardly perfect in a weird world like in a weird sciencey type when you batter something it gets craggly and and like some of the all the flour doesn't get wet

no this is this is it's your bliss point bro this is like the texture on this no but i think they're like i i i had it and I was like this is crazy But I was gonna say what's crazy about you being here My whole angle on this was I was gonna be like and I eat fish fillets But you're like I eat double fish fillets and I fucking hate it Those new chicken strips are garbage I ordered them the other day I was like, oh my god, they brought this back I told my girlfriend like you don't understand. This was so good back in the day.

I ate them to my mouth was bloody. Like I had my wisdom taken out. Is that what this is about? Is it because you're bitter about the chicken selects not being around? You think these are the replacement? But if you didn't think about the chicken selects, are they good to you or what?

Yeah, they'd be a high tier chicken nuggety. That's what I was chicken select. That's chicken select. I could tell because that looks like that looks like every fast food. Go back to the other picture and look at how scientifically like velvety it is. You know what I mean? And also that creamy chili. They're so soft. They're literally you can do it with your your tongue if you want. That creamy chili sauce. That creamy chili sauce is very interesting. It worked well with the chicken and their fries. I never got the creamy chili sauce.

I almost always went buffalo. They introduced it with the food. Oh, well that would explain why. No, I do one sauce at McDonald's. It's the sweet and sour sauce, the one with the green top. You guys got it in the U S recently, like in the last eight years you've had it before, but for a bit there, it was purple, sweet and sour and had like an Asian vibe to it. It wasn't good, but I only nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. I don't really like any of McDonald's other front sauces. And if I don't have sweet and sour sauce, I don't want the nugget.

Like if I don't have that, I don't want to back. Honey. Honey. You couldn't go wrong with honey on nuggets when you were a little kid. You were just happy to have a reason to have honey. You were like, you would look at it. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. I tried the beautiful barbecue is not bad. Sweet and sour sauce. I think is better than barbecue. Barbecue is not bad. It's not, it's, It's not, but I'm not happy at all. And maybe I'll have one nugget and be like, nah, but the sweet and sour sauce, I love it. But this creamy chili was very interesting.

Buffalo is better. Better sauces. I remember in grade school, like at school lunch, like on our tray, sometimes they would give us chicken rings. Have you ever been to White Castle chicken rings? Yeah. Pull us chicken rings. Have you ever been to White Castle chicken rings? Zach, pull up chicken rings. It's the most unnatural, like, abandoned. What part of a chicken is that?

It's just the ring. It's the butthole. The ring. They harvest that and they core it out like a soil sample. Then they fry it up for you. And I remember, like, they would give you six of those or whatever on your lunch tray. And it was exactly these. I didn't have any concept that it was a White Castle food that they probably just ordered in like on occasion.

And I would dip it in honey. And like, you know, something is horrible for you if like a six year old has a concept of like, this can't be right. This is correct. like a six year old has a concept of like this can't be right. Yeah. This is, this is correct. That last picture, that last picture looked terrible. That last picture looked especially.

Oh, you know what I want to, what's the best nugget McNugget shape? There's a correct answer by the way. Oh, interesting. I don't know. Maybe a boot. I'm aware that they come in like four or five pre-made shapes, but I couldn't care less. I've never ate the nuggets growing up. I thought that they were disgusting.

I always got the hamburger happy meal extra mustard extra pickles This is the craziest shit I ever heard by the way. Everything you just said is the craziest shit I fucking hate nuggets and I go and I got my burger with extra mustard. Hell, yeah Dollars got me like I'd love ketchup as much as I do because of McDonald's, it built a relationship with me and ketchup. Like it really like, I'm picky of like, I hate when I go to some restaurant and they're like,

catch, I'm like ketchup and then I bring out their ketchup. No bitch, go to the corner store and get the fucking, get the regular Heinz. Get the Heinz. Yeah, yeah, I don't want anyone else's ketchup. I want, if I see hunts on the table, I'm going to start a fire in the bathroom. I like that. Ketchup out of a McDonald's pack. It's good shit.

You know, the Coca-Cola is literally a different formula. They're sprite too. Yeah. They're allowed. They're allowed to manipulate the formula. They do. Yeah. They, they're allowed the syrup the monster the bubbles. It's yeah, that's it's out There's a whole we spoke about on double-dusted actually still it's a it's delicious Yeah, we were talking I remember we were talking about the new Burger King burgers, which none of those ended up being good They'd like in a low-teh burger. They had maybe a spice. I wanted to try I Don't like a a spice. I wanted to try. I don't like a low tech. I don't and definitely not on a burger. I don't know.

I went as soon as the boxing wasn't happening. I was at a Chili's because oh right. Chili's in the last five years their businesses grown by like 52% and now they're like the third biggest. Yeah restaurant in the country. It's just their whole triple dip things really just been a fucking fast food. Okay. When's like a deal when a McDonald's combo became $13 plus

tax, all of a sudden Chili's was looking pretty good when you could do like two appetizers for $17. Yeah, I am. I used to eat at Chili's a lot. The guiltless chicken platter is what I would get these whole chicken and broccoli. Don't they do those skillet cheeses there? Cheese? Yeah.

They give you like a little cast iron skillet. I like going to Chili's because you'd sit down. This is like 50% of why I would ever eat at a place like that is because I would go in and I would sit down and someone would be like, here's the menu. Would you want to drink? And then I'd say a Diet Coke. And now they're going to bring me a liter of Diet Coke. I'm going to have that. And the best thing is like a place like Chili's.

What I really like is they also there's a bowl of chips here, hot chips and salsa now. And that's a cool way to start this shit off. Let me fucking eat for eight minutes so I can you know, choose something that I really want. And, you know, I'm not going to rush like because we're good right now. And the last time I went to Chilis with this time recently, it was great. But to get the chips, you have to give them your phone number on their

device. I had a scan QR code for my refill. It was bullshit. You could pay for your check at the table and like it says like if you want the free chips and salsa just put your number in it's easy. Oh for free chips and salsa. Yeah. But you used to get free chips and salsa. Yeah. I didn't know that I always paid for the chips. And so I order the chips. And I didn't mind paying for them because I had a special requirement. I want a separate bowl of salsa for everyone at the table. And for me, also a bowl of pico, right? They don't tell you this, the sauce is

free, you can get as much salsa as you want. And they say yes, because I also determine who gets tipped and when right? Like like that. I'm like, you're on my team here. You're not on the boss man's team. Team Woody over here is the guy who turns out. Yeah, thank you, thank you. So it's like an unusual request and it turns heads, but sure enough, everyone sees the genius

of separate salsas. And then when I mix my Pico and Salsa, they all wish they were me. They all wish they were me. But your S appreciate that too if I was at the table and you know and I saw that I'll have pico too exactly I'd be like hold on bottomless chips you don't get for him I'll take I'll take two because though, I think give me his pico. No, I want his. Speaking of chilies, I was like, I don't know if there was a single advertisement more in that like, one shot and me more than the

baby back rib song for chilies. Because I every time I went to chilies as a young kid, after I first heard that song, I'd be like, oh, my baby. Like I was getting those I every time I went to chilies as a young kid after I first heard that song I'd be like like I was getting those ribs every time making a fucking mess on my little kid face what and they probably weren't even good Austin powers made that they weren't even particularly you got a whole extra pop from Austin powers you're right yep I think actually like like I make actually like fully bearded Taylor. I keep your money on your mojo. And I can get a wee man. Pull my mustache out of my mouth.

From Canada, that's my first experience with it was Austin Bowers. I was like, oh, is this a thing? This is a commercial that people see? I think it might've been mine too. Like that scene when he's like, Dr. Evil, I've got a proposition for you. You keep your money on your mojo and I get you a wee man. Like many movies. You believe that he can leave you at the parties? Isn't that

crazy? Yeah. They asked like jury that potential jury people if they were familiar with who Mike Myers was and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That seems like a leading question familiar as in he was at the parties are familiar as in like you've seen fat bastard? Well, I was a list of people that I thought I believed were had have been at the parties Yeah, so they're good. So they have vast

graphic violent sexual recordings tons of them at hundreds of hours or some shit and so they were asking the jurors Are you familiar with any of these eight? celebrities And so they were asking the jurors are you familiar with any of these eight? celebrities Because they may or may not have something to do with this whole hundreds of hours of violent sex that we've got on camera that You're gonna be watching and it's like how how could you be so unplugged that you didn't know any of those people like I didn't Know a couple of them like there's a couple of female I don't know R&B stars or some shit like I don't know you but I know who Mike Myers is I knew like I don't know you, but I know who Mike Myers is. I knew like, I don't know, 70% of the rest of the people were. I can't wait for that thing comes to fruition

and we get to see all the dirt come out. I hope that a lot of celebrities go down. I would love, I hope Mike Myers is great Canadian, great, great comedian, great man, Mike Myers. Okay, childhood like was different because Mike Myers existed. I love those Austin powers. Apparently he stole the bit from Dana Carvey though. He did steal the bit from Dana Carvey.

It's Dana Carvey's Lorne Michaels impression, but let that slide, okay? No, it's worth it. He used it better. He did more with it. Yeah. Yeah. So I hope that he was a victim. I hope he was a victim of Diddy. I feel like there's so many celebrity crash outs happening that I'm like, I wonder if it's all connected, you know? Like, we know that Bieber was adjacent to people, like, you know, Usher that was there. And he's like, I'm just like, I wonder if it's, you know, I can see the crazy news. It's a crazy connection to make. Yeah. But as a kid, he was just around that stuff very much. But like, and then like also Kanye also, he was, I thought, alleged to have been at these things. Yeah. He's one of the names. He's one of those names. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll see. Hopefully stuff

actually does come out and we don't just keep getting fucking blue-balled with the oh it's coming Oh, there's a jurors or the jurors will write books about this. We're getting it all How long has it been since is it? P did he like traveled out of America and then came back. Has it been a year yet? They've been holding him for I would guess since like right before Christmas Maybe maybe like November. I thought he was still in jail. He is in jail, right?

Yeah, of course. They won't let him out. They let him out. You might be a flight risk. You can't never tell. I mean, he already flew once. Yeah. He shouldn't have come back.

I can't believe he came back. I, my guess is that they promised him like, yeah, come back. You're going to spend your, you know, before there's this trial won't begin for a year. You'll be free during that. Do what you wanna do, but don't be a wanted man. And he's like, oh, okay. And then they're like, actually we're holding you

indefinitely and we're probably never letting you go again. I wonder if his money was locked down. That's what I was thinking. Finances were probably difficult. I'm worth a billion dollars and I have access to 1% of that right now. Should I live like a regular person in Caribbean or something? Go make some music in whatever country shelters people like him wherever. What's his name?

The mate? You know, would you guys take care of him? Like if he's there with the hat kissing the wall. What are we talking about? Come on Woody, you know exactly what we're talking about. I wouldn't ask you if I knew. The troubling issue of some pedophiles seeking refuge in Israel.

And so. Anyone like famous? It's a doctor disrespect. Tell me it's doctor disrespect. No, I don't think they would take them though. You think they'd take them for sure. I did see a comparison like there was a thing going around that it's like, oh, like all the predators live there. But compare it to like USA. It's the same amount, but there's just some famous guys that have really left.

Like 30 times more people here though. No, like the same breakdown. But the difference is these, these people, some of them are famous. They're like famous directors do some weird shit with little boys and then they like go to Israel and the yeah and it's ugly yeah being a child star must be a rough road a ho huh but you're just getting like oh yeah you're getting abused fucking all day every day I would imagine that's what's a Russell Brand did I figure it out I don't know where Russell Brand is I thought he was in in England. What? What? What I was saying before?

Yeah, you wouldn't tell me who it was. Oh wait, what was I saying again? I think there was a particular pedophile kissing the wall with a hat on. Well, I think he was making a joke that he did kiss the wall in order to curry favor to get... I see. There's the famous wall there and the people go and they kiss it and were, they kiss it. And if you go there, you have to wear a Yamaha. Yeah. So I was just saying like, it's like, he's trying to escape his crime. So he's got the little hat on and he's doing the thing.

You have to wear a Yamaha when you go there. I don't know. I said, I mean, when in Rome, like, um, I've been there. I don't remember, but I don't know. Why you don't want, but I don't know. Hmm. Do you want to wear one? I did it when I went to Bar Mitzvah's when I was like 12, but not really since then. Oh, I didn't get to wear one at my friend's Bar Mitzvah.

They weren't hanging out. No. Oh yeah, no they- It was so, so boring. And it's probably not as long as I remember, but it was so long of him just up there reciting the like, baruch hata, donai, and it was like, bro, they were going to pass out yarmulkes to everyone and then they saw you coming. And to spare you, they gave no one, none of the Gentiles yarmulkes. Ezekiel, I've stapled four together, but even that.

Gentiles Yom. Ezekiel I've stapled four together but even that... No, he recited the whole thing in Hebrew. There's like a part of it where he has to do his Hebrew reading. Oh I know. A little bit of Howard Stern lore, like his Bar Mitzvah is recorded. Howard Stern's in his late 70s, his Bar Mitzvah is recorded that said Howard Stern's in his late seventies. His bar mitzvah is recorded. So they play the audio of him reciting in the Hebrew the whole thing. And it's incredibly awkward and easy to make fun of. And they just rip arm endlessly. It was a great thing. It was a great bit that they had that audio. Yeah. You have to memorize for years. I had you have to memorize your Torah portion. And so it's like, under five minutes, some there's like a long one that could maybe I don't remember the

times, but like, basically, it could be like, three minutes, seven minutes, you know, if you're not like, if you're mad Jewish, who knows how you can go off. There's the rabbi does a lot. He does a lot of the lifting. Yeah, at least the amount of Jewishness, Jewishness that I let me, my friends, where the problem is it's like the seventh grade, uh, which is high school grade seven to 11. It's the seventh grade. You just met all the girls, uh, that are in the grade with you and you have your friends and you're going through puberty and you invite all your friends. And in my school, like there was a Jewish people, but there was also all different types of people.

Like I played football with a lot of Haitian dudes. And then I have like, you know, my Jewish friends there. And I have just, you know, other, other people as well, all different types. And you invite them to your basically Bar Mitzvah, your big birthday party. And like you just met all these people and now you're like up there and your voice is cracking and you're singing some

fucking gas jewish shit it is fucking like the level of like no like everything's been easy since then like people going on a show people like are you nervous and it's like you know what i had to do as a small jew boy, all these Jews, they grow up and they're like, I'm gonna speak and you're gonna listen to me. Like you had a fucking big party in front of everyone. Dude, if it's really like a three to five minute thing, I'm just now realizing that my friend absolutely phoned it in and just didn't memorize his portion because they took so

much longer than three to five minutes. And the rabbi really was having to, you'd think they would have shut that down and be like, okay, you clearly didn't even care enough to memorize your, you know, three paragraphs of Hebrew. So come back at 14, mister. That rabbi, he's paid, he taught him to sing his part. And you also hire him to do that. But he's also like hired the night of the bar mitzvah to sing along to there's also a morning one that's two days before that's a bro you wait like you're there at synagogue before school singing again singing. Everyone daps you up. No, they do it a year earlier. I didn't my elementary school had I was the only Jewish guy. So I wasn't there for like, but Mitch, but Mitzvah season.

Like when I went when I had my bar mitzvah, the only thing that was was chill was it was like, it was like, weekend after weekend after weekend after weekend, because there's just so many Jews in the school. So like, it's like a bar mitzvah every weekend. Dude, I enjoyed the bar mitzvah. The early part where they would, that Taylor said was way too long and boring. For me, I don't know what they're saying, but it's this high stakes thing, right?

Like, okay, Scott, I went to Mark's three weeks ago and he killed it. You got big shoes to fill here. And I can't tell, but so I'm looking at all the other people who understand this language to see like if he's oh no barely anyone's like shaking their head. And then afterwards there were the parties and I like oh by the way while they're doing this I don't know what the truth is but they convinced me that if he doesn't nail this memorization of the Torah, he won't be a man and young Woody is like, these are some high stakes we got going on here. He'll never

grow Peter Pan shit. So then afterwards there was the party, which was just children misbehaving, like taking ketchup packets in the elevator and stepping on them and shit. Well, my bar mitzvah friend is flexing how much money he's making that day. Dudes making like wedding money, like 16, 19 thousand dollars that day. It would be a good that'd be a good pull. Well, that'd be a really good pull. I didn't my my friends were my Jewish friends weren't that Jewish. All right. Yeah. But, uh, anyway, yeah, they were making, they were making money and misbehaving and becoming a man, something I didn't do till 20 years later.

Yeah. It's like, Oh, I'm becoming a man. And it's like, okay, well, after this though, do you want to get the trade cable so I can give you my Kadabra and you can give me your Haunter and then we can trade back to get the evolution state of our Pokemon games. And it's like, yeah, I guess so. I guess we should just become a man real quick and then we can trade Pokemon. I had no concept of what a Jew was until much later in life. I certainly never met one or heard

of a Bometzva or any of that nonsense. I didn't know what they were. I didn't know what they were. I mean, I guess I had a concept of them from the Bible and from you just knew you didn't like them. No, we knew we did like them. I don't know. Multiple families named Goldstein on my street. Why are you doxing them? I just remember thinking that like, why does nobody like these these guys? They sound sick. Like these Hebrews. I was the first time you heard about Jews was it was, it was in Sunday. I tell you what, you guys get hyped up in Sunday school. You guys should really, like it's funny. I, it's funny. Evangelicals should be,

I went to church a few times and when I was there, they spoke about Jews. And I was like, it's funny. Cause, um, all the years that I've gone to synagogue, we never spoke about you once. Yeah, we don't speak about any of you fucking guys. None of you. And then I come around and see what you guys doing. Oh, it turns out you're talking about us. Talking about us in a nice way.

Good stuff. You think we ever, do you think you see the Torah? The two of the fucking big scroll? Yeah, I think it's only five books. Not once, not once in that whole fucking tube of story. Is anything mentioned? Dude, like half of the Torah is just like begets. Like literally, like all of the video is like, not half, but like probably

realistically 10% of it is just like begats. Cause I remember trying to read the Bible and like getting to those and just kind of being like, all right, I can just move ahead three pages and get to the end of the begats because this is, this is a crazy amount of lineage to try and remember. **Matt Stauffer** I saw a breakdown the other day. They sort of determined looking at the Bible, how many authors there are in certain books. And they used a letter coding for each of the authors, not based on their name, but based on sort of the point of view and the and the like version of the story that they were trying to put forward like one was sort of the word of God writer like he was right and one was uh

I don't know there were four or five it was really interesting I clearly didn't pick up much information from it but other than that that oh and then they covered all the not all but many of the books that were removed from the Bible like the the Gospel of Judas, or the Mary Magdalene stuff. You gotta get rid of the Judas one, like what the fuck, he can't have a... Well, it depends on which version of the Judas story you believe, because the scrolls they found in Egypt suggest that the story is that Jesus told Judas to betray him, which if you believe that Jesus is the son of God and he knows everything, that would make a lot of sense. He would say, you're not just going to betray me. I need you to betray me.

Take your pieces of silver and go forth. And I don't think he hangs himself in that version either because he's for all intents and purposes innocent in the whole thing. Christ told him to betray him to the Romans. But in the other accounts or in many of them, not only is he the villain getting paid to turn over Christ, but he hangs himself from his own entrails. And some of them, I think, are maybe disavowals himself while hanging himself. I think that's the deal. I thought that he had himself in like a field somewhere. Does that sound right? Like he just was so depressed over it.

They hanged himself. Maybe, I think an olive tree. Maybe something. I don't remember the specifics, but I never have heard the entrail thing. Yeah, I think they dis. How would you even do that? How would you be alive long enough to like,

loop it and pull it around? Oh no, he disemboweled, I thought he disemboweled himself while being hung was the thing. Oh, oh man. You should only have to do one of those. Yeah. Hillary Clinton.

You've done a horrible, uh, yeah, that's like committing suicide by like, like some of those purported, uh, Clinton suicides where it's like this person shot themselves in the back of the head twice and put themselves in the trunk of a car. It's like, okay, what the fuck? How many times did this guy stab himself with a fucking chopstick? What are you telling me? And through both eyes and in the back of what I've heard, sometimes suicide victims will shoot themselves multiple times.

It, you know, you wouldn't have to commit to the bit. I think maybe they just sort of like the men do themselves a little and then, oh yeah, definitely the men are more likely to women are more likely to attempt suicide. Men are way more likely to succeed. Yep. This past Easter, I was in LA and Freddie Wong was like, yo, meet me at these coordinates. And I was like, oh, what is it? And he was like, yo, meet me at these coordinates. And I was like, Oh, what is it? And he was like, Yeah, you'll see. And

I was like, what could I wear? And he was like, wear whatever you want. And I was like, I could wear a poncho. And he was like, Yeah, that's perfect. I was like, Okay. And he was like, I'm gonna wear a suit. And I was like, I'm going to wear a suit. And I was like, no, I'm playing the poncho. I'm like, what's going on here? He's like, yeah, maybe. And then I went to the coordinates and it was a church. And I was like, what is this, my intervention?

I got in and it was the biggest painting in America or maybe the world called the crucifixion. And it was like fucking 150 feet tall and like 400 feet long. And Jesus was like six foot. The painting of him is like six foot basically in there. Maybe not actually, but like it's just almost like one to one people. And it's just like a huge like your whole vision, just a whole painting of the scene there. When he was being crucified and it's really crazy. And then yeah, it's huge. It's like the biggest like you don't even see movies. 95 feet. They hit you up to look at art together? Yeah. To shame him for what his ancestors did to Christ. That makes sense. Look what you did! And then I was like, oh, we'll do it again though.

Then at the half an hour point, the curtains like close a little bit because then it shows another painting called the Resurrection that was made a couple decades later and it is very big but much much smaller than the previous painting and also the painting is like very cool and good not like the same and there's also in the bottom right there's like a huge like copyright stamp type thing. But like, it really has such sequel energy, the resurrection compared to the crucifixion when looking at the two pieces of art, like from one to the next, it's like 20 years later, they're like, yo, remember that huge painting? Let's do it again. And it's like not quite the magic of the first

one captured in the second one. It's a, it should have made it the same size. At least, at least. All right. How big was it? How big was it? Cause I want to 45 feet by 195 feet. All right. So here in Atlanta, we have something called the cyclorama and it's a civil war painting that depicts, I think the battle of Atlanta or something. It doesn't matter. It's 49 feet by 374 feet.

So it just blows your Christ out of the water. That's bigger. What is it called? The cyclorama is the place. I think it's right next to the Atlanta Zoo. You sit in like theater style seating and I don't remember cause it's been so long, if the seats spin or if the walls spin,

but you're inside of a tube basically. The painting is 360 degrees around you spin or if the walls spin but you're inside of a tube basically the painting is 360 degrees around you in a 49 foot tall band so they rotate slowly as a narrator tells the story and a spotlight that sounds actually so fucking sick the spotlights like illuminate specific parts of it like and if you look here you'll see general such-and-such aboard his steed it's it's Really intricate like it's hard to tell how I get it. Oh cool. I The next time I'm in Atlanta, I hope I remember to just go see this

It's so crazy the zoos right a walk away and so you can The aquarium in Atlanta is worth visiting it's pretty dope really that's where the best aquarium in the world. Like legitimately the best aquarium in the world. Yeah. They have whales there. Really? They have beluga whales, which I think maybe walked on land at one point because they still have legs basically. Almarine mammals did.

Really? I don't know. Yeah. They've got this vestigial. You can see that beluga whale, especially when it's, you sort of see it from the bottom. Yeah. Sort of it's got hips and like. Yeah. Knees and like.

I'm going to go here. I'm going to go here on drugs. I oh 100%. I wouldn't go not on drugs. Last time I went to the aquarium. I was so big. I didn't remember it. You go to that aquarium. It's an experience. It's it's amazing. It's I need to expand it because we've been passed by the sea aquarium in Singapore and the Kimlong Ocean Kingdom in China and now it's only the sixth largest in the world Well largest isn't the isn't what I'm going for. I think it's the best I think as far as variety. Yeah, the food's better There's good food there. It's expensive, but there is

The whole experience is nice. Good food at an aquarium? Yeah, they got a whole food court with a bunch of stuff. I mean, I'll board a meat, but you can do a... You like seafood, eh? For like $150, $200, I think you can swim with the dolphins. You can do this whole scuba experience where you play with the dolphins.

You could do a tank diving thing where you go into the tank. There's a ton you could do there. It's great. I like aquariums. The best one I've ever been to was the shed aquarium in Chicago. That's a good one, but I've never been to the Atlanta one. I'm sure that's better. The Atlanta one's really good. The Baltimore one is really good. I almost need to go to the back to back to re-rank them. We have a really good zoo here.

I wish there was more hands-on stuff because I went to an aquarium maybe in Myrtle Beach and they had a lot of hands-on stuff so that you could pet sand fish or stingrays and stuff in shallow pools that were like, it's shallow for the visitors and then it drops off and goes into a giant aquarium that you can't even see from where you are, but you're able to touch the critters. And I really liked that as a kid. Eight year old me. I've been there.

Love that. And then Tennessee has a, maybe in Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge, they've got the satchet aquarium in the world. Let's do that. Let those penguins go, you sons of bitches. Let them go. They don't belong in the smoky mountains.

They're lonely. There's not very many of them. They're not lonely. They don't belong in the smoky mountains. They're lonely. There's not very many of them. They're not lonely. They're fucking like penguins. Oh, I guess I didn't. The most awkward thing about the aquarium is like there's kids often on field trips when I've went and like the penguins get rowdy. They like to fuck turtles too.

Sometimes the turtles fuck and they are moaning and just like, well, you're a hundred yards away and it's like, what is going on over there? And then sure enough, they're just like, that's so funny. I don't have that in my mind. I don't have that in my mind, but you could hear a noise and be like, that sounds like turtles fucking. You're probably the clack of the shelves. You hear that rhythmically.

Oh, I think that's a natural, natural stopping point. Harley, where can everyone find you streaming your games? Yeah. Harley plays on Twitch. Double-Dusted Discussion podcast. Check them out. Links in the description. PKA 751.