Painkiller Already - PKA 752 W/ Ed Bolian VINwiki: Dirty Diddy Details

Episode Date: May 17, 2025

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They're refreshed. Dude, I used to tell people to make my videos their home page. Yeah, I was like, make my video your home page. When you log into YouTube, don't you want to start off with some of me? Like,. Yeah, I was like, make my video your homepage. When you log into YouTube, don't you wanna start off with some of me? Like, why not? I was like, leave my whole playlist on when you go to school. I would see like tons of comments.

I leave your playlist on every day when I go to school. For me, it was your OnlyFans. Ah, that too, that too. Yes. Yeah. Ed, thanks for joining us. I feel- Always good to be here.

Just filled me on some very interesting projects you've been working on. You're always you're a you're just a man of many projects. Apparently the Victoria's Secret car is now yours. You're the proud owner. That's right. Does how's it smell? Dusty. It's been

sitting in a Hells Angels uh airplane hanger for 14 years but it is uh it is now mine and it drove for the first time about an hour ago. So it is uh it is making progress back to the land of the living cars. What nice. What is the

car? Did we say that? That I miss it. We just call it the Victoria Secret Car, right? In 1998, Lamborghini sold one Diablo through the Victoria's Secret Christmas catalog. And it's a Diablo SV. So they came with huge SV stickers along the sides of them, but they inverted them. So it says VS and like this big chrome sticker on it. And there was this photo shoot with all the Victoria's Secret angels of the year all around

the car with the Tyra Banks and I don't know what the other ones are, but they're, you know, all these now old supermodels that I think is pretty fun. And, you know, just so I'd been looking for the car for years and a private investigator found it and we made a deal with these people that had really never driven it. They bought it at an auction in 2011, never titled it, never did anything with it, drove it two miles and put it on a lift. And so it was a good financial decision for them over that period of time. But yeah, it's one of those kind of like legendary

90s Lamborghinis that nobody knew where it was, and we finally found it. Nice. I just see you convincing the hells angels, like that car is worthless, you don't want that. First of all, don't talk to any other buyers. If you do, lowers the value of your car. That's it.

That'll be me deal right now. You wanna be talking to just me, and you wanna sell it to me cheap, because otherwise you're in a bad place. Is this how the negotiation went? Pretty much exactly that, yes. You've got different sensitivities for different types of sellers and different deals,

and this one was very much, we didn't really want you to know we had it. We understand that you now are aware of it. So we're open to doing a quick and easy deal. Um, as long as it's at a huge profit from what we did, but I still think I got a good deal on it, that'll remain to be seen as we go through all the. Unobtainable parts, but yeah, there she is. 1998 Lamborghini Diablo SV.

It's only at 12,000 miles on it, but it is covered in dust and filthy and fortunately not moldy or rusty which is nice. Sometimes they get that way but overall it seems you know so far like a nice solid car. What building was it kept in? Like I picture it to be a stable with hay all over it but that's not Hells Angel-y. You know you think about these barn find cars that go missing and people will dig through and they try to find they bring back and take to Pebble Beach and that's not like my style. I like a car that you know is cheap for some reasons, but that just allows me to afford it. Whereas I couldn't just go out and buy like a perfect version of this car. And so this one was was one it was actually in just a steel building in central Illinois so uh reasonably well kept apart from just never used and so old gummy fluids and things like that uh generally going through now and so it's it's good it's got a massive oil leak and so that'll require us to pull the motor and stuff like that but um not a wildly unexpected thing on a Diablo of that vintage

and so it's kind of like the uh i've got an one here. That's the same kind of idea. Diablo SV. Mine's yellow. He cheaped out got the yellow one. Yeah, I Lamborghinis are famously easy to work on. I'm sure that's no problem. He's got the Playboy Lambo actually. Yeah, that's it. That's it. No, what do you? I would sell the Hugh Hefner Gold Wing.

That was a I had a roadster that was always one that people have looked for. So you know those cars always make for good stories and this kind of modern cars and coffee culture where you go and sort of like, you know, rather than the brag boards that boomers have put in front of their Corvettes, this is the idea that, you know, you just have your car has a wilder story

or was in a different movie or, you know, some kind of celebrity provenance. And so I've always. It's about the lore now. That's it. That's it. You know, I have the, uh, Missy Elliot Spiker there and the, uh, little Uzi Vert Bugatti and Furman and Justin Bieber. And so it'll fit in nicely around here. Good golly.

That's awesome. Last time you were on the show, you sold the fleet, pulled your money and bought something extra special. I don't know my car is well enough, you'll have to help me. But what'd you get and how'd that work out? That was the Bugatti and so far it has worked out well in that it has not broken which would bankrupt me. Everything on the car is insanely expensive but so far it has held together quite nicely. I put three or four thousand miles on it, which is a lot in Bugatti world, but it was the Frankfurt Motor Show car, and then it sold to these guys that ran a dealership

called Symbolic Motors in La Jolla. Then they got arrested for trying to fix the Mayor race, and it got sold to Birdman. He gave it to Justin Bieber. It got repossessed. Mayweather bought it before that. Fight with Conor McGregor is like a preemptive celebration. And then little Uzi Vert bought it. I wasn't familiar with who he was. Still not. Yeah, and it hasn't changed my perception of him. But it's seen some things, but overall, you know,

it's a car and you know, I don't like having nice stuff. So if it's, you know, the dashes wrinkly in the seats are toward, it doesn't bother me. And the car like having nice stuff. You just need a working man's Bugatti. That's it. Like that's just a daily driver to pick up fucking apples. The grocery store in cheap cars too. We just shot a $1,500 car series of like a top gear knockoff collaboration that I do with two other car YouTubers called car Trek.

And so we're going to run that next in June. And so we've done 11 of those kinds of mini series where you pick a car buying criteria and just go out searching for on our sponsors, auto tempest, which is like a search platform for that combines all the listings from all the sites to make it easier. And so they like that as an example of how to use their their services. Have you thought about doing any of those like foreign chat because I'm we've said this before when you're on I'm not a car guy, but I watch all of the top gear adventure episodes where it's like, this week we're going to Namibia and then like they go there

and they drive around and like Jeremy's usually like this place is fucking sucks and is gross and they have to like get to the other side of like some historic pathway or or war march from the 1200s before Thursday. Have you considered the foreign the foreign angle because we have now this is exactly us using whatever opportunities that we have on YouTube to do precisely that thing is that if we could do anything we'd play top gear now we started doing it in 2020 where it was a lot harder to travel internationally so most of the ones we've done have been domestic in the US interestingly the board of tourism of Namibia reached out to me and said hey we actually didn't love the way is on the phone. Oh my God, please put them

through. So they top gear made them look, you know, extremely third world and impoverished and like a very challenge and they are like, we have parking decks and traffic lights and real city stuff like we don't want to look that way. Much concrete. It was really presented in that way. And so I'm like, well, I mean, I guess. But, you know, for us, they shot, I think the, you know,

the average budget was like four to seven million dollars per episode. And so we do it for much, much, much less than that. And so I was like, well, it would be a lot just because we couldn't build the cars in Namibia. We'd have to build cars here and then take them there and then deal with the logistics. But we're open to it. And so it's been a couple years of back and forth and maybe that'll happen. But it's been interesting to watch Top Gear or the Grand Tour since then because it's so blatantly paid for by the boards of tourism

of these countries. You know, when they did Madagascar and they opened just to show off this bridge that doesn't have anything to do with the storyline. And the was the was the last one that they did, it was an African country and they kept using the same tagline where it's like whatever it was is always changing. Clarkson must have said it 15 times in a 90 minute special and it was definitely like, you know, that was what they were supposed to say. And so I love heavy-handed product placement as all of us YouTubers do, but yeah, that happens. They didn't used to be that positive. Like the old ones, like I remember the boat one where they went to Vietnam or something

and they had to load their cars onto a boat and then shuffle about. And like, I guess the Vietnamese people are like, you in my way. And there's like really like shoving and bumping and Jeremy had a lot of not too nice things to say about Vietnam. But you're right. I have watched the grand tour as well. And now that you're saying it, it's like it's unlocking the memory of it where it's like, why is he saying the same fucking shit about Namibia all the time?

I guarantee if I Google it, something horrid happened there recently. Something some sort of animal that shouldn't exist. Maybe a disease discovered. You never know. They just freed up some funds for tourism and for promoting tourism. And they gave him that tagline. Like I've made videos before where it's like, this is the tagline,

Medal of Honor, war fighter, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, we need that eight times in the next hour and a half of footage. It's like, figure it out. It's fuck, I don't play. What? That's a stupid. It's like a tongue twister. So I don't like that either because those guys are millionaires already. I don't like that. Like do your show. Why do they need to like, you know, be it Namibia's beck and call. Why can't they go where they want and

make good quality content? Maybe Amazon is like, hey, this is your budget. And they're like, fuck, we want to go to, we want to go to the Congo and they're Amazon home out. And huh? Amazon Amazon notoriously low on cash. Well, they're like, fuck, we give you money, but we're losing our ass on this Lord of the Rings fee. Everyone's fucking given Woody Amazon prime. Now there's no budget for grand tour. There's no budget for grand tour there's no poor jeremy clarkson he needs the money like uh like there's a chef i like

marco pierre white he's one of the most accomplished chefs in history like i think he was the youngest winner of a michelin star he had multiple michelin stars at like 22 or some shit he trained gordon ramsey um he hocks these nor trained Gordon Ramsay. He hawks these Knorr cooking pots, these little, it's like cooking stock, but it's in a little pod. And it's like, dude, that is not how you would cook that French dish normally. You wouldn't be like, and now, a couple of these. And he like cracks these little plastic pods of chicken goo

and dumps them in with with all these other Masterful ingredients and then I hate it. I hate it so much like dude You're already a millionaire your world renowned millionaire owned multiple restaurants all over the planet. You're the guy You're on like five different tv shows You're second only to gordon ramsey in esteem and here you are selling these bullshit-like cooking stock pots that don't... that are bad. They're bad. I wouldn't put that in my food. It's embarrassing. I wish they wouldn't do that. The money-whoring has to stop at some point, Taylor. It's got to stop at some point. I like to be near one. Money-whoring is good. They don't... And on that note, our sponsor for the day.

It's a mystery. Yeah, but one more thing... So don't blow it. It would be like if our sponsor was something that was completely against what we do here, right? You know, I hate that. That's what selling out is. Selling out is going against your core principles and the foundations of what you're about for a dollar. Yeah, but I would do that. If the Chicago Blackhawks came here with money and they were like you were gonna pay you X a week to read this I'd be like prepare for excitement in Chicago with the greatest hockey team to ever exist. and who didn't ruin years of my hockey watching life. I always think about sponsors lining up

with your core values is hilarious. Cause what are we? Extra hard dicks, some merch, bigger loads, marijuana gummies. Like this is the kind of shit we sell gambling. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, look, it, but we're principles. We're about having the good time.

It's not about principles. It's about being about what you're about though. You know, like him selling those those those little stockpots like he's lying. He's straight up lying. It's like you're the expert of this. You know, that is not the best way to make chicken stock. How bad are these pots like it's a little.

They're not missing the point, Taylor. No, like but surely you guys have had been approached by some sponsors that you had to say no to for that reason, right? I mean, I'm saying no to us after reads a hundred percent food got mad at us.

And we don't even, we'd have to go back and look at the tail of the tape. We don't know which one of us pissed them off even. It wasn't me. It's hard to stop. It could have been anyone. It was me. It could have been anyone. It was me. They made a mistake of asking us to be honest.

They should have never done that. Yeah, they should have said to lie. Yeah, put a fucking testimony in there for you to read. No, I mean, oh, we don't want to drink it on the show, which was a fucking glaring error. They knew what it tasted like. They knew when they sent it. I tried to muscle that shit down over the course of four hours and we couldn't do it.

Woody was a champ. He's like, look, Jackie put strawberries in mine. And then like me and Kyle's were just quick. Crete, I think is what we call it. Just sat like a like a log in your stomach. If you need to put a new fucking mailbox in this stuff is great. But oh, yeah. You put holes in your wall with like careless hanging of signs. We should have spackled with it.

That would have been hilarious. Yeah, it was garbage. But we were very honest about that. And like I did a gun review one time where I was like, I remember like after the second, they sent us four copies of the same gun. And I thought it was part of the payment because that often happened, people would pay me in guns. And no, they sent four because they knew the first two or three would break. Turns out all four broke during the video, just during normal operation.

After the second one broke, I remember talking to the boys off camera, I was like, look, this has turned into a review, changed from a review to a shit on them them fest. Like we're just gonna make the videos now about making fun of these. Cause it can no longer be about reviewing these cause there's nothing to review the garbage. And that's what I would like to see when they hand Marco Pierre white some little plastic cups of chicken goo

and tell them to incorporate it into his classical French cuisine. I also don't like how in old top gear, they would really, really fuck with each other's cars in like in really in genuinely dangerous like illegal ways if they weren't doing a show together and now they'll be like oh I've put a chicken in Hammond's boot and it's like something that's like not actually threatening it used to be like James look I've stolen the oil out of Hammond's car and we're about to embark on a 400 mile fucking drive. It's scripted, Taylor. I know, but they also do have breakdowns and they

don't help them out as much as they should. Yeah, I don't believe any of that. They force them to stay there for hours because that's also part of the script. Do they? It gets darker, it gets darker unless they're summoning the sun to move which even Bezos doesn't have that power. Oh so they're real just like Bear Grylls, they're out there doing that stuff. They're even more real than Bear Grylls. You only brought up Bear Grylls, you only brought him up because it destroys my argument. That's exactly why I brought him up. Had it not been for Bear, you would have never done that.

Dude, I want no part of reality TV. I don't watch any reality TV. I think it might be the worst thing that we make as humans right now. Second only to like, I don't know, nuclear weapons. You're missing Survivor. You're missing out on Survivor. I think you in particular would like it. I'd hate it.

I'd hate it. I'd be watching it saying like this is cryptid This is scripted. This is all fake. I bet they all agreed on the winter before preseason I bet I bet everybody gets paid a flat fee There's drinks around the corner. I don't believe any of it I think it's horseshit especially in the modern age without with the way It's litigious as everyone is and it's and how every corporation tiptoes around Upsetting any any singular group group about any possible imaginable thing.

I don't believe any reality is real. I've been tangentially related to some reality stuff. And I remember there, talked to a bunch of reality TV producers over the years. And I've had friends who did their own reality TV shows. And I've seen those films and how those goes. And it's bullshit. It's just like when we're cranking out YouTube videos.

It's like, all right, how about I walk in like this and we pretend like I'm noticing that that's bullshit. It's just like more cranking out YouTube videos. It's like, all right, how about I walk in like this and we pretend like I'm noticing that that's over. It's scripted. It's just scripted TV with a different like vibe. I've been part of reality stuff, a dance competition. They didn't want me to win and they changed the rules for the next season. Well, that was a little different.

They said maybe it should be based on dancing ability. They overlooked that it was based on popularity instead of dancing ability. Whoops. I voted every day for you. I was like, you were the only person there that I was friends with and knew. And so I'm like, who the fuck are these people? Woody again. I live streamed every day and encouraged people to vote for me. I put out a video daily reminders. I didn't watch one second of that competition and I voted every time you post. It couldn't have been even close because we were all like, hey, go vote for Woody.

Go vote for Woody. Everybody was trying to make you win that thing because we didn't like any of those other people. Was Tazande in there? Tazande, yes, Tazande was there. I like him. I think second place was there. And you said it was a. I like him. I think second place was either sea nanners or this woman. They were both better dancers than me.

The woman was a really good dancer. Get on the sea nanners. Well, there have always been rumors that American Idol was staged. That the winner was predetermined. Because there's a lot of, you know, you could make anybody win. It's all online votes and everything else.

But it begs the question, like, how much would it cost to plan to win one of these shows? Like, how much do you have to pay the production to be the winner? Oh, no, it's not that. So it would be more like, alright, so Kelly Clarkson, I think, I think she won. She may have been second. I watched the first three or four years of that show. Like, I actually watched it. It was a good show, I thought. But don't forget, at the end of the season, you get a record deal. And so I bet that record deal is negotiated at the beginning of the season, not the end of the season.

The record deal is not negotiated. The winner gets the deal that's standing there for them. Remember that ugly lady? This is probably 15, 20 years ago. It was like a, it was a mimic of the same show, but it was some big fat lady, like frumpy lady and they brought her out and all the judges are like, like, like just looking with open. Yes.

Looking with like open derision at her. Like what a fucking sow. What an animal on my stage. And then she starts singing very nice. And the reaction in 2004 was everyone being like, whoa, this fat, ugly, fucking pig can actually sing. It was this like huge moment. That was very funny.

I wonder if she's doing well. Big shout out to Susan Boyle, fan of the show. Friend of the show. She said, no, sing more like an ogre. More, more. In that picture. You know, it's just like a spry here now. He's doing the best he can there.

I like your dress. You know, she's trying, you know, yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with the dress? What? What? Don't want us to appropriate for the venue. I think it's frumpy. It's a little frumpy. Yeah, yeah, what's wrong with a dress? What do you like about a dress? You don't like the color? You don't like how it is? I think it's frumpy.

It's a little frumpy. Well she is frumpy, so it fits her. It suits her well. She just needs to fix those eyebrows. Need to get those eyebrows fixed. Need a different, need to straighten the hair. Need a long, thin face. No, that's the thing with eyebrows is you can just let them ride.

You can just let a big flip in your eyebrow go forever and just never handle it. I run that one blade over my eyebrows. I remember I was at a barber one time and like with no warning she starts like shaving my eyebrows and I'm like, ah, you didn't shave them off, did you? She's like, no, of course not. I'm like, well, I don't know. What are you doing up there? You got me no warning.

I'm in that that mode too. When I they used to ask me if they if I wanted them to trim my eyebrows and now I'm fully in like they'll ask like a begging like they'll beg the question and be like you want me to take care of these right. It's like no it's unlike Samson. That's my right with the eyebrows. Otherwise I won't be me. Yeah I get some crazy long ones that they like grow up in a way And I have to have to get those trimmed down. They'll be like twisting and curling

I know what he's got some that reach out try to poke you in the eye I have one that reaches out but mostly I just have one eyebrow you're like no, I have half an eyebrow over each eye Look at this. Yeah, you need to fill those in bro. Yeah, I need, what is the makeup called? Is it mascara? I would get a little mascara maybe, like one of those brushes, your eyelashes maybe, and maybe, I don't know, maybe something. Maybe just a marker. Who notices that?

The glasses are perfect actually, you're right. You ever see when they draw eyebrows on a baby and it becomes immediately hilarious? Yes, it's great. Yeah, that seems like a Hispanic thing to do. I've seen it done on dogs too. It's equally good. Woody, I would be a donor for you. We could both hold hands as they wheel us into the operating room. Then they take all my extras. We got to do the pre-surgery like celebration thing where they identify you as a match. Oh wow. Top left is a jokester. Top left is the best. The lashes. That's funny. Which one was yours Kyle?

Top left for sure is the best one. Although bottom left, they gave him a mustache too so I'm killing it. I'm loving that. Yeah. That's good good they're all pretty good bottom Sanders growing on me no bottom right was lazy they didn't draw that shit on that's some velcro or something that's not his fault it was a reusable you can look at his face he wasn't in it you have how many of these images do you have lined up man it's hard to choose I like holders of these personality this is Zach's kink Zach is on his hard drive already that guy at the bottom right same same kid, but man, he's killing it. Yeah, I love a baby with a Van Dyke. I just, it just gets. What's the Van Dyke?

Is that the bottom center? Uh, it's like a little half goatee type thing, but I like the, I like the South of the Dali baby with the little spinny things. It was the, I remember in a like middle school, they showed us famous artists. And I was always at the time being like, this is pretty good, but like it doesn't, you know, it's not touching me. And then they showed all that like wild, goofy dolly stuff. And I was just like, whoa, like this is for some reason, this really entices me.

These melting clocks, they're not making me think of any deep thoughts, but I was just like, these are cool. Man, an elephant with spider legs that are kind of like those, those Dwemer artifact spiders were crawling around. Huge fan. I liked that. I liked, I was going to say I liked Van Gogh. I remember there was a Doctor Who episode all about Van Gogh and it had me crying at the end because Van Gogh lived in relative obscurity and poverty throughout his actual life and he made all these great works. And so Doctor Who takes him to the future, to the Van Gogh exhibit in like the Louvre or somewhere and he gets to see that and it's a really beautiful episode. Then he kills himself.

He did love that. I heard that he didn't cut off his own ear. That's the historical thing. I heard that he had a duel with a friend and the friend cut off his ear and despair the friend like some sort of like criminal charges. He's, I'm a loony artist. I cut my own ear off. Don't worry about it.

How about that? I don't like that. I read that. I didn't know Van Gogh first. Was it on the internet? It's only truth. It was on the internet. ChatGTT would get to the bottom of it. I'll get back to you later. I'll circle back. Ed, we talked about your affinity for reptiles last time you were on and the time before because it's just so funny that someone that has so many cool hobbies and looks so normal is also a reptile guy. You had an unfortunate failure with one. Is that the case? I did. I got a little out over my skis on a new pet for the family and I acquired a Cummings water monitor which is a small dinosaur and it was a ferocious

beast. It immediately bit me and wouldn't let go for an hour. And I let go. You couldn't make it let go? I mean, I could have broken it off of my finger, but it was not, you know, at this point, it's only a foot and a half long. I didn't need to remove it that badly. I wanted it to not be hurt, but I had to figure out,

like, you know, it's hard to type on the internet with a lizard attached to you, and you had to put like, yeah, it's that kind of guy, but smaller. And so I thought, hey, how hard can it be? Like, you know, you see them hanging out, and I'd been around larger ones that were tamed down, but I didn't realize the process to domesticate such a thing

was such a thing. So, and it turned out from the breeder that I acquired it from. Mine was uniquely poorly behaved after. But I spent about a month with this thing trying to get it to not be as vicious. And that was that was a failure. So we went back to another boa constrictor for the family. This is another family snake.

Kids love it. True. Yeah. Well, that's sorry kids did you originally have? Yeah, how many kids did you originally have? I have to say, yeah. Well, the alligator got number three and we just had two of them. But we actually got a boa constrictor

before we had our first kid because we thought like we'd get a dog to learn responsibility and we're like, ah, it seems like a lot of work. And so something you got to feed once a month felt like a better approach. And we've really, it seems like a lot of work. And so some of you got to feed once a month, felt like a better approach. And we've really, that snake lived a good life. They prepare you for parenthood,

the snake you fed once a month. No, it did not. But nothing does, right? Neither would a dog. But, you know, nobody remembers anybody's dog, but you remember that guy that's got a 10 foot long, bright yellow snake. And so it, you know,

it goes to all the school trips and stuff like that. They're, they're awesome. So big fan of reptile domestication and pets, but no more water monitors, at least not for until the kids come home. You ever see that video where, um, the, for some reason, uh, wildlife and game are there at the, at the, like reptile facility to put down some kind of a snake. But they put down the wrong snake. They put down this guy's like multi-year old gigantic, expensive pet snake.

Oh, man. What did you do? Like this was yours. Like they killed the wrong snake. They killed the wrong. Yeah. It's if it were a dog, I had to melt them. It's a snake. So like, know you're a reptile guy. Maybe you don't know this, but those of us who aren't reptile guys, we hate them. Yeah, like I it's something about the farm.

You got to know snake stuff. You don't worry about that. So what we use poison for rats. We gassed them and shot them. I killed every snake I saw. Oh, man. Now, we, around here, we're known as the people that'll come get a snake out of your yard. So, with like the people from the neighborhood will say, hey, we got one. And me and my five-year-old daughter will go pick them up, put them in a bucket, and bring them and let them go in ours, so we don't have to worry about any more chipmunks. I think the snakes and the reptiles are fine. Just don't let them, you know, there will be, there's a

potential tipping point where you become a reptile person and you don't want that to be your thing. Much cooler to have cars be your thing or mammals or, you know, other animal types. You don't want to be all about snakes. Yeah, the people who are really into snakes in middle school and high school, I remember thinking like, what a fucking loon this person is. Like why? You could have like a fluffy, nice animal. It became a bigger thing in their lives as they had money and discretionary income to spend on more. It did. That's a thing. The bigger issue with that guy wasn't even the fact he liked reptiles. It's because he wore like fingerless gloves and a lot of rings and Invader Zim t-shirts with like Geneco genes that were

blacked out with a lot of them. Coming back. Yep. And then those boots that look like they take forever to put on. Like where you put on these like high rise boots and it's like buckle snap, buckle snap, like all the way up your calf. He was too fat to be wearing those. Shout out.

Wait, Geneco genes are coming back. Is that true? Oh, yeah I got a missed in the first time or just like to ride that wave this time Ed said they are. Yeah, I see him around people wearing these things That like the three foot long pockets on the back. Some right. Mostly people in their 50s maybe. Yeah. I mean, they are utilitarian. It's like a workman's gene who wants to be hip. You can fit like five hammers in those back pockets.

Fitting AR 15 legs, right? I think people have. $60. Oh yeah. The people who wore those in high school were like, like the guys who wore like slipknot t-shirts and came to school clearly without their hair washed. It was those types of fellows, like like greasy poor white trash kids wore Jinko jeans,

what a band t-shirts. They were paid out. Yeah. What a memory, Kyle. Just the way you said that slipknot shirt, unwashed hair. I just pictured like four guys from the great above me in high school. Yeah. Also a lot of system of shirts. Yeah. Yeah. Corn, corn. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. ICP is what I like. Attach almost every time with Jinko jeans. When I think Ginkgo jeans, I think an ICP, I think a Juggalo, like somebody's got a big two-liter of Fago. He's probably hitting a vape probably, but he's like, he's not just hitting it because he needs his Nick. He's like blowing clouds for the ladies. Oh, okay. Like doing vape tricks. Yeah. He's like Gandalf, but super lame. Pretty gay. Yeah. vape tricks. Yeah, he's like Gandalf, but super lame.

Pretty gay, yeah. I saw a stat today, Taylor. Tom Cruise is currently older than Gandalf was in when he, or Ian McKellen was when he played Gandalf. And he's currently doing Mission Impossible 27 or whatever the fuck, jumping off, jumping off buildings and flying through space. Ian McKellen's always looked a bit older

and they olded his ass up for Gandalf. Sure, that's fair. They clearly were like, all right, this guy, who knows how many movies we're gonna make after the trilogy's over. You know, in the exorcist, Father Maren, in the exorcist, the old priest who, spoilers, doesn't make it at the end,

he was much, much younger than he appeared. He was in his like 30s or something and they made him into like a 60 70 year old Like shaky man with heart issues always popping those pills That was amazing for the 70s forever. I thought you'd say you've never seen it. No, I've seen the Exorcist I liked the first one The second one was kind of a CGI second longer, right? It was kind of now they CGI like when the hunger right? Yeah, everything movie in everything they so so the Scorsese movie did like huge de aging to get out to Nero and patching all those guys like like the 35 year old

version the 45 year old version and so on and so forth right if you just watch any TV show now like a big TV show especially like I'm watching Ted Lasso in the second season. Oh, they got the CGI on her forehead now. Cool. We don't have to look at them wrinkles. This is the owner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you look at any TV show, they're de-aging them just a little.

And if you think about how good a Snapchat filter is, I don't know if you ever f**ked around with your Snapchat filters and like made yourself into a girl or made yourself into a lion. Like, you just turn the back the back rear facing camera on and like look at yourself and it does all sorts of stuff to you with like just snapchat. Yeah well you clearly didn't. I just haven't done it. Yeah okay well just so you know the stuff there is convincing. It looks real. So the stuff that Apple TV has for their prime shows or any TV show, it's clear they're de-aging everyone now, making everybody look better, just fixing stuff.

I saw the picture of Kim Kardashian the other day. Is it better than what? The Irishman, because that was distractively bad. Well, it's distractively bad mostly because they're taking 50 years off these people that you know whose careers you followed your whole life. So it's extra, you know, I like it when they take a similar actor and then morph them into someone else.

Like they did Luke Skywalker. They found an actor who's really close to a young Mark Hamill, closer to a young Mark Hamill than the current Mark Hamill is. And then they just transferred him and made him even closer. Or Tom Cruise in a Tropic Thunder, where they kind of turned him into Les Grossman and he had the forearm. Oh, he did, he was giving big hands. No, they also, they balded him.

He was a wonderful head of hair. He's got a gut. And he's got a gut, he's a little chubby, but they just gave him the... And another one. Yeah. But that was a costume, it wasn't CGI. Yeah, that's why it was better because it was just

right. Yeah, that was uh that's why the orcs in Lord of the Rings will always kick the ass of the orcs in the Hobbit because they were dressing some **** Aussie up like an orc paint in his face and then the new ones like you can just tell that they're not in it because they're not real. It's just **** CGI. The white orc. You're not in it, because they're not real. It's just fucking CGI, the white orc. You're not even scary, bro. Didn't like that.

I'll never re-watch those movies. No, the hot dog garden. You mentioned you were watching the Yellowstone prequels. I've only watched Yellowstone, I haven't watched the early ones. Do they de-age people for that? No, so they go back so, so what they're doing is they're filling in

the entire lineage of the Dutton family from beginning to end. So the first one was like 1863 or something. So it's like rolling across the prairie and buggies and stuff and dealing with Indians. It mostly follows a young girl who's like, she's kind of the main character, but it covers Indians and all sorts of other characters. And then this current show that I'm watching, I think it just wrapped season two was their last season. It's called 1923 and it's the Harrison Ford, Helen Mirren led one. And it's obviously it's in the year 1923, post World War

one and beef prices have crashed. And people are trying to take the land as always. And in 2026, I think they're dropping like, I don't know what it's called, but it's going to be like 1943 or 19. They're going to do that. They're gonna do that They're gonna keep they're gonna fill in the whole thing Taylor Sheridan has I'm guessing seven shows out right now Like like he that he writes and directs or he doesn't direct them, but he creates them I think 1823 might be my favorite one. That's the one about the young girl travels across the country fucking everybody

Yeah It's about that dumb whore who ruins her family's life because she can't keep her legs spread long enough to make it across the country. No, she keeps her legs spread well. That's her core competency. She fucks everybody. She fucks everybody.

It's like, why is my daughter such a, and what would actually happen is you would beat your daughter half to death for being an 1863 whore. We're trying to survive right now and you're fucking people on the cat. That upset me. And then she like gets- She was making friends and allies, Kyle. Yeah. How'd that go for?

I mean, it could have gone better. Yeah. She got shot with a doodoo arrow. Fuck her. I hate that show. Fucker is exactly the sentiment of the most of the cast of America. There's a much hotter chick. There's two hotter chicks, maybe three in the 1923 one that I'm watching. I'm digging it.

I'm almost a couple episodes into season two. It's good. Taylor Sheridan is currently writing a Cannonball Run series and they want me to be a technical advisor for it, but they have, the guy who kind of manages the rights to the name Cannonball Run for a movie had sort of given them some stories. And we spent some time like workshop and different characters and stuff like that.

And he described a character based on me, like the guy that comes in really young and tries to prove himself and sets the record and stuff like that. Taylor Sheridan goes, Oh, I like that. But I think I'm going to use Sydney Sweeney for that role. I mean, I think that's a great idea. Me. Yeah, that's I prefer itself. And you know what? In the middle of the cannonball run, everything's going great.

But then she's going through fucking New Mexico. The air conditioning dies. That's it. It's as hot as the surface of the sun in there. But she can't stop. And the windows also won't roll down She's got a disrobe. She's got a really bad and it's just my face and nothing else But the same plot is 1823 young lady travels across the country banging everyone on the way, huh? Cassidy Sweeney, we know not everyone just me

Just one summer say was just for me and I'm her love and I tell her stop this race. It's ridiculous. She has no argument against that point. No argument. Yeah, that's so how likely do you think it is you're going gonna be involved? That's awesome If it happens, I'll be involved that this happens every you know, six months Some of they start talking to somebody else and they it seems like it's gonna happen and they do it Send us some cannonball jackets and stuff like that. And then I've never hear anything at all. And so You know the success of Top Gun as a remake of an 80s movie kind of reignited the enthusiasm for remaking Cannonball Run. So I it'll happen one day, but I don't know what form it's going to take.

And I hope I'd rather have I'd rather see Smokey in the bandit than Cannonball. Cannonball Run. If I'm being honest, though, I think that that could transfer better to modern days. Obviously, instead of alcohol, have have them be I don't know fucking Nick vapes or something like like whatever like like something modern. He's trying to HRT drugs Roll it up and truck electric sitting on charges for days on end They need it in New Mexico and you just ride it from Atlanta There's a bunch of fam boys who are growing hair back on the nutsacks.

I need to get it there post-hacks. He's got to get from Atlanta towards Austin Texas in 24 hours. Taylor Sheridan took it and was like, no, I'm going to make this like an all-American thing. Almost every other script I've read in the last two years that was a cannonball concept has been AI and hybrid cars and electric cars versus gas and hybrid cars and electric

cars versus gas and autonomous cars versus drivers. And it's just like, that's not the rat pack and Sammy David Jr. you know, pretending to be a priest in a Ferrari like, let's go back to the roots a little bit. Yeah, they should. It'd be another nostalgia flick. A lot of people would watch it. I'm sure. Do you think the COVID records will ever be beaten? No. I mean, there are some people trying, but I think it would, you can't fake, you know, the world getting shut down to make it across.

And so I can't see it with current technology. I mean, you'd have to have an 850 horsepower, you know, night vision, everything else, and a hundred spotter cars to have a prayer. And you'd have to have an 850 horsepower, you know, night vision, everything else and a hundred spotter cars to have a prayer and you just have to reset every time you had a traffic jam. Like you couldn't plan around it. You just try it again. But yeah, well then they should just, you know, right on the shoulder and just go around

it. You lose a tire by that distance. Um, but you, you know, and, but there is some shoulder passing that that may or may not happen. Hmm. Yeah. I think Taylor might be onto something like throwing an asterisk on the COVID records, you know, during, during maybe a certain period of time, clearly a

different situation. It is, it is. And we had a guy beat the fastest non COVID time last year. And so like that we celebrated that, like this means something because it is a different circumstance. And so it was fun to make another video about it and things like that. But it's a rule in a race where there aren't really any rules. It's hard to start adding them.

Like, well, if the world shut down or they pandemic, but but it's fun. I apologize, guys. I got to go pick up my son at baseball practice but always great to see you and good to talk. Thanks for coming on. Good chatting man. Take care. Did you see this pregnant woman in Georgia who's brain dead and there's a big stink because the law here says that they have to keep her alive because she's pregnant. And I guess liberals everywhere are like, wait, why won't you let them kill the baby? Kill the baby. Sacrifice the child.

Let it die. Can she make a baby? Is it going to be a healthy baby? Well I think it not being a healthy baby has nothing to do with her being brain dead and more to do with what made her brain dead. I think they're saying that all I have to go on is what her family is saying. I can't find the part where a doctor is like this and that happened to the fetus. All I have is her large mother saying this baby, you know, she's like this baby could

be blind or not be able to walk. It's like, you know, and we're going to have to take care of this baby. And I don't know about about that part. But the the reaction online doesn't even take into account whether or not the baby is like damaged or not. They're just like, what do you mean? They won't let her kill her, her grand, grandson. Why won't they let her kill her grandson? It's her grandson.

It's when I read the Reddit comments on that post, I like, I'm like, God, someone here has to agree with me. I'll sort by controversial. All right. That guy, Neo-Nazi. All right. Not him. It's like nobody's on my side on this. There's a lot of deleted comments here that probably agreed with me. Yeah. Like if a woman goes brain dead and she's pregnant, we keep her on the

machine. So the baby happens. My question is, what's the likely outcome? If the baby's not viable, then we don't need to just make this a long, slow, torturous death. If the baby's not going to live. Sometimes it's very clear the baby's not going to. And I just don't know what the situation at all. I didn't know the story. Yeah. So is the baby supposed to be healthy and normal?

And she's supposed to be real fucked up, like blind. You can't walk and shit like all fucked up. Is that is that? Going to have 18 very painful. I read the article over there. I read the whole fucking thing. I have to read the whole fucking thing? I mean, maybe you can glean something I didn't. The mom says the baby could, she's like, it could be blind and not be able to walk.

And I'm like, I never found the part where a doctor explained this, that and the other happened. And the baby likely has this, that and that going on. And okay, so it's not a, it's just some lady going, he could be blind. He could not be able to walk. It's the dead woman's mother saying the brain dead woman's number. The brain dead mother.

Well, that's a very sad situation. But like, I think I'm coming down the same side as you of like, yeah, like the doesn't seem like there's a doctor saying the baby has problems. It seems like there's just even if it had problems, like they still wouldn't terminate a woman. there's she's brain dead she doesn't know what's going on sure so let's not uh let's not turn one death into two eh you know maybe maybe not i don't know but i i just thought the idea of they were just foaming at the mouth to kill that baby. It's crazy.

What red it was. That's crazy. Yeah. I'm just scrolling this one. Like someone here has to has to at least question if the baby is viable because that's my concern. They did. They got banned. The baby's all fucked up. I get it. Like, and I don't want the responsibility of my like kids by dead kids, retarded baby. I don't want that. I would I would choose to abort that baby if it erupted me but the idea they're all just like, Oh, this is just what's that the TV show where that they always say is happening where they like turn the women into breeders or whatever in the future and making Morty. They're like,

This is just like in a handmade tale. This is just like that. It's like, is it though? Because I think in a handmaid's tale, they probably are turning women into like birthing machines against their will. This is a dead woman who has a live baby in her and you guys have killed that baby yet. 24 hours passed and that baby's still alive. I read those comments and I'm just like, am I the crazy one? No, they're the crazy ones.

Foam at the mouth to kill these babies? Are you goosing it a little bit or are there actual comments like yearning like, why don't they kill the fucking baby? Well, they don't want to kill the baby. They want to let the mother die. They're like, this is up to the family. They should be able to decide. And it's like, well, yeah, but there's a baby inside of her. There's another person involved. That's not a people.

The baby's not pregnant. Yeah, the baby. Well, I mean, that's the question, right? I would want to know all of that. As far as the law goes, that's George law. But as far as like how I feel about it, if that baby is all fucked up, then we should probably end the pregnant, we should probably abort the baby inside the dead woman and then let the dead woman die. But, and I could see where if you're, if it were my kid,

and the circumstances, the baby's going to be blind and crippled. I certainly don't want that baby. Maybe I don't want it at all, you know? I only skimmed the article, but I don't see anything about the baby having any problems from like a doctor anywhere or like a medical professional saying that. So I see like talks about like a CT scan on like the lady's brain that she's like totally brain dead, but doesn't seem like the baby has any problems they know of. Yeah. Otherwise they surely would have included that because why wouldn't they? It's just staggering to me how pro abortion like the internet seemingly is like, like

not just the option to do it. I'm I for that mostly somewhat kinda I get it. But they're like, oh, I can't wait. Don't wait till that baby is dead. Like clearly- I really like that. I found that article on us on AP News and they don't seem to know what the baby's prognosis is.

Most of the time a pregnant mom goes brain dead, like legally dead, they don't try to keep the baby. That's an uncommon thing to do. But because of George's laws, which the judge said was misapplied and wrong, so I guess it's still in the court system. I'm not an attorney. But yeah, they just don't know how this baby's going to turn out because usually they don't try to keep babies in legally dead women. Why not? It's crazy to me. It's crazy. Yeah, they shouldn't, they shouldn't be like, condemn the baby to die.

Yeah, I don't get it. It's, it would be, it would be different if we were keeping this, if this person was conscious and was like, no, don't make me do this, please. And then it's like, go back to sleep. But no, it's a brain dead person. Yeah. That's what ready did make it out to be. The doctors are like, it's complex, both ethically and medically.

And I'm like, yeah, so what do I mean? I know I'm on a comedy podcast, so therefore I have a right to my opinion, but I just don't know what the right thing to do. This is America. Yeah, the right thing to do is not kill the baby and let the baby be born. And then if, you know, pull the plug, I would guess that's a sad situation. The baby's not gonna have a mom. Well, that's that's pretty sad. Not all moms are great. Happy Mother's Day, by the way.

Well, this is a... We hear everybody listening, you know? Happy Mother's Day. Not for this family. Don't you guys do anything fun? Not for this family. Fuck no, dude. I sent a text message.

Did the mother, obviously. It was a great time. You sent a text? You didn't call? No, we don't talk on the phone. I text people. Oh. Oh, that's...

That's not very festive. I drove a couple hours down to Cape Girardeau, met my grandparents. That's like a semi halfway point between us. And we had Outback Steakhouse, first time I'd had Outback in many, many years, ate too much of a bloom and onion. And then I had a frustratingly mediocre ribeye.

Awful. Oh you never get the ribeye from Outback. Well I haven't been there in a decade. The victorious filet. That's what you want. I didn't know. Next time I go, 10 years from now, I'll know to get the victorious filet. Sweet potato and a baked potato? Did you get two potatoes? Yeah you got a sweet potato and a baked potato. You get two potatoes. Yeah. You got a sweet potato and a baked potato. You load them up. I got a Caesar salad with fries. Okay. Boring. I only ate like five fries probably. So it wasn't even lies. Okay. I buy the Caesar salad and I eat all the

showed up and asked me if I want to fly back in the X plane. So that was sick. Yeah, five fries. Nobody eats five fries. Yeah, I get the baked potato and the sweet potato and the sweet potatoes got like brown sugar and butter and stuff. Delicious. So good.

I wouldn't, I'd want, that sounds great, but I don't want a potato and sweet potato. They're similar enough that I'm going to be sick of it by the end of the first one. No, one's a completely different like flavors and everything like once this looks salty and tangy baked potato with sour cream and butter and shit. And the other is, you know, a sweet dessert type thing. When I get baked potatoes at restaurants, I always like, try to pretend I'm being, well, it's not even pretending it's healthier. Like I just salt it. I don't even put butter on it.

I don't put sour cream. Like I just, I just am like, all right, you're in pretty deep with all the apps you just scarfed. So on this, you know, you'll be a little, a little healthier. No bacon, no bacon bits for this guy. My body's a temple. I don't trust you. I almost never eat restaurant from, or bacon from restaurants, certainly not like lower

end restaurants. I like my bacon crispy and real. I don't like floppy, chewy, gross, fatty bacon. Do you like almost to the point of burned? Yeah. When I bite it, it should crisp, it should crisp like, it should snap like a, like a chip. It should be, I should be able to snap it off

like that. Like it should- You might like it even more burned than I do because I don't want it- No bend. I don't want it chattering. I want a slight bend. Bacon sucks.

It's wildly overrated. Back 15 years ago when bacon was a meme, it was super duper overrated. It's not good. It is not, when you talk about the pleasure pain, right? Pain being how fat it makes you versus how good it is, bacon doesn't make my list. I don't eat that shit.

I don't think you're eating it right? I don't think you have good bacon either. I think it's pretty good. And you probably haven't eaten bacon in eight years, but I like to bake that bacon, put it on a sandwich, little mayonnaise, little lettuce. Little tomato. Tomato.

Oh. It is. What? Yeah, a little tomato. You know what I had like six months ago? I don't know how Fritos even got in this house, but they were on my plate when Jackie brought me lunch. So I put the Fritos in the sandwich and it was so much better than I thought it would be.

It's amazing. It puts that crunch in there. I haven't had it since, but top notch. Yeah, there are a lot of sandwiches that include like a handful of potato chips crunched in the middle. Yeah, I feel like a child when I do that. Like if I ever put a bunch of chips in a sandwich, there's something even if I'm alone, although I guess I haven't done this in many, many years, like I think it's like this is such a little kid thing to do, but it's not bad. It's pretty solid. I'm hearing chips on like that sounds plain. You want like a Dorito, something that really brings something new to the table. No, no, I would want like a, like a dill pickle flavored cruncher.

You know, the crunchers chips. Okay, I was picturing like a lame fucking Lay's or something. No, I need to come out of here. A regular Lay's is delicious. I love regular Lay's, but if you put that in like a moist sandwich, it doesn't have the integrity to stand up to the moisture in the sandwich.

It's going to mush. Whereas like a cruncher, a cattle cooked chip can withstand that. And it's still crunchy by the end of the sandwich. This episode is brought to you by crunchers. I think laser bottom to your potato chips, even just putting your hand in the bag. It comes out like greased on the back of your hand. crunchers. I think laser bottom tier potato chips, even just putting your hand in the bag,

it comes out like greased on the back of your hand. That's gross. That's a sign of quality. Yeah. I like the regular Lays. Literally the worst chips made. Oh, you're one of the worst snacks. They're in the top five for me for sure. Like the OG Lays are definitely top five potato chip for me. I don't like any Pringles

at all. I don't like the like the residue they leave in my mouth. I don't like they're not really chips. They're just compressed potato shavings or filings or whatever they call it. That's gross to me too. As a kid, I loved them. I had a whole, I was like, oh yeah, so good. Sour cream and onion was my jam as a kid. I wanted everything sour cream and onion with mustard on it. I don't know what was wrong with me. If you're going to go Pringles, sour cream and onion is the goat flavor. But as a young kid, I remember like if you went to a friend's house and they had the pizza flavor, I'm talking like nine years old, that was a grand slam as a kid to go over. Cause my mom never bought snacks like that for us. I had to work hard to get overweight.

And so like, I had to eat just five dinners. And so like when I would go over there and I would always think in my head like, God, Elliot's mom is so fucking cool. Like she buys him pizza Pringles, she buys him, there's a whole bag of Twizzlers in here and not the kind that I don't like. As a kid, I liked the kind that you could,

eating was an experience. You peeled off the pieces of the big round Twizzler that looked like an underground internet cable. Those ones, oh man, those were great. Remember my mom would take my friend, my brother and I to the YMCA to go swimming and then she'd bust out like a sleeve of pringles. When it's first opened, it seems like bottomless pringles. But you split pringles four ways, you're talking about an inch and a half

of pringles, that ain't shit. Pringles run out in a hurry when you split them with a group. Yeah and unlike regular chips, like if you eat a bunch of lays or crunches or Cape cod, another solid one, like you can tell that it's a chip, it maintains some structural or integrity until it's just mush. Pringles immediately become mush. Like you can you can chew a Pringle with your tongue on the roof of your mouth. because I've done it.

It'll just dissolve in your mouth like a saltine. It just becomes mush. Yeah. It's like an acid tab of a chip. Pringles make an amazing entry into your mouth, but then they dissolve into something you want gone and then you repeat the process. You can't stop. Chips are addictive.

I haven't had Pringles in years. They're not technically chips in in the UK Because of their their makeup and they they tried to sue to get around. There's a special tax on Chips over there crisps as they call them and they're like now you're paying the tax everywhere Dude, I remember speaking of chips my younger brother on road trips Like we'd stop at a gas station and my dad would be like, get a snack or whatever. And so I'd pick out whatever I wanted. And without fail, he always would get the chili cheese Fritos. Yeah. Which the, the breath of a fucking nine year old him when I'm 11 and we're sitting in like the captain seats of a Honda Odyssey.

Like it was so good. I could smell him like just doing my own thing. I could have my Pokemon Game Boy up playing and I would just be like, oh fuck. He got, he found, I wish they wouldn't have these chili cheese fucking Fritos at gas stations and he figured that out and so every once in a while he'd go like, and he'd breathe on me and I hate it. It was hot. It was stinky. I have an aversion to chili cheese Fritos to this day. Won't touch one. Won't touch a chili cheese fritos.

Adult meat always has breath mints in my pocket and I will offer them to a motherfucker like that. Do you think you like a mint? No. Double down. Are you sure? Are you sure you don't want a mint? I think you'd like a mint right now.

People get it. Yeah, that's not rude. That's polite. It's like, have you ever been talking to people out at a dinner or a social event or whatever, and 40 minutes into a conversation where you're all standing around after a wedding or something,

you go to the bathroom and you see you've had like a piece of salad in your tooth. And it's like, what the fuck? Like no one could have pulled me aside and been like, yo Taylor, you got a little something here. I could just go away and do it. I always do that to the point, I'm never rude, but if someone has something in their teeth right away,

as soon as I notice, I'm like, check that out. You got some food in there. I'm not saying it cause it's gross to bully you. I'm saying it because, you know, there but for the grace of God go I. And then on the receiving side, you've made an emotional deposit. You've made a deposit in the emotional bank account. That guy is like, Taylor told me on the download that I have a little embarrassing problem

to fix. Thanks, Taylor. I know a thing or two about Taylor. I worked with a guy who had like halitosis or something. He had a medical issue. There was something going on. And I told him right away, bro, I don't remember if it was me that told him,

but I know that it was me that would tell him anytime it got bad again. And he would ask me, he worked in the internet department, so he would talk to the customers who emailed in and stuff. And then he would pitch them off to me to actually do the sales. So he was in the BDC, uh, like development center or whatever. And he would, he would like, how's my breath? No good. He had like, he had like the at

home bottle of Listerine next to his desk and he would do right there at his desk. He would like rinse and spit in the trash can. He's like, how about now nailed it. Let's go talk to this customer. Like he needed that to go talk to people. He needed to like hit a shot of that stuff and then go. He was so stinky. Same with B.O. B.O. depends on the situation because if someone smells like B.O. in a situation where they can't immediately remedy it, then it's bad news. Like you can't bring that up because then it's just rude. It's like, hey, you smell like fucking shit, dude. You smell like you just came back from the gym. And it's like, all right, well, we're at,

we're in a meeting right now. Like, what do you want me to do about this? But if it's a time where like pre, like everybody's getting ready for the night on the town and someone has a little BO, you let them know. You let them know right away. You tell them. I don't understand people that smell bad.

It's gotta be like poor upbringing. But like it has to be it has to be used didn't have a family or something or just complete disgusting laziness. I don't know. When I the people that stink don't make any sense to me because I don't care how poor I am or how this how little lack of facilities I have. I'll figure it out. Deodorant is not expensive. Water is free. And there are, if you can join one of those, you can join a gym for very little,

get access to showers and lockers and stuff. I would find a creek before I'd go somewhere stinky. You know, like I figured something out. I really would. Like, I'll find- What kind of deodorant are you on? What do you use? Oh, it's gotta be like some sort of old spice,

captain's blend or something like that. It's like a dry stuff. Not the, Oh, the gel. You're a gel boy. It's, it's the, it's a stick, but it's like the clear stick. It's kind of bluish, like clear stuff. Um, I like those. I've used those forever. I don't want to leave that like white residue behind in my armpit hair and stuff. That's gross. Um, yeah. I have this, I was a kid. Yeah. Cause it's the best. I think spray is like, that's what my dad used. Um, so when I first like hit puberty or whatever and started needing deodorant, I immediately went, you know, to his stuff. And, uh, and I was like, God, my armpits feel extra dry now. Like it's too, it's too much antiferspirant. Like, like it's, it was so effective that I just felt chalky in my

armpits and gross. So I definitely like the, that gel stick. It feels kind of, I don't know, a little lubrication in there. Like, uh, within the last year I switched to this, like spray antiperspirant, like Dove or some brand like that. And I just bought it on like an impulse buy one day. Cause I'm like, man, that would be more convenient. No longer have that shit where like my armpit hair is like matted down with deodorant.

Actually you have a bunch of armpit hair, it kind of gets matted and uncomfortable and it like, it's not good. And then I bought this thinking like, there's no way this can compete with the level of grease that I am as a human. And then no, totally better, better than any stick I've ever used. And I got arrogant. And next time I went to the spray,

I saw one at the very bottom row that looked like, and I took it off the cap, like smell that didn't spray it. And I didn't pay for it. That'd be stealing. And I sprayed it a little bit and I and I didn't pay for it yet, that'd be stealing. And I sprayed it a little bit and I smelled it. And I'm like, this smells pretty fucking good. And I took it home. It's a big can for how cheap it was. It was called like Brute, like B-R-U-T was the name of the brand.

And I did like one test day where I finished working out, took my shower and I was hanging out at home the rest of the night. And so I was like, I'm just gonna try this one, see how this works. And it smelled good and I sprayed it on. And then like by the next morning, I had like more B.O. than if I had done nothing at after it.

And then I looked at the back of the can. And the reason the one I use is so good is because it has that that highly toxic aluminum. That's what you fucking need in an effective deodorant. You need the aluminum in your pores. This one was just relying on alcohol. And so I think what it did, the alcohol one, it just like left a small amount of smell residue. And then the alcohol dried my pores up. And then just over, because, you know, if you use alcohol wipes on your face or anything over time, it

creates more oil production because you're,'s trying to fight back against the the alcohol astringency. And so yeah, I'm off the brute. It evaporates takes the moisture with it. I like I like my stick. Maybe you should thin out that armpit hair. You ever think about doing that? I've done it before. And every time I do, I'm like, wow, I'm like fucking the flash. Like I can move my arms. Yeah. Yeah, I don't trim it. I don't shave hair. I thought hair partly worked as lube. If you think about where your hair is your armpits, your pubes, it's where you need lube.

It prevents shaving. But I'm not I'm not shaving it. Like I'm trimming it down because there gets a point where like, like it's sticking out so far, like so far from my armpit. You could braid it. What the fuck? Yeah, you don't get on the hair like that. No, no, not really. I mean, it's it.

We've got to have you ever seen those like population density maps like it looks like if you looked at Tokyo where it's just like a spire, like in like the middle, like the middle of my heart. But you can see all this fucking hair coming out. Yeah, I turned that down with scissors from time to time, but never any closer than never any closer than scissors just a Talked about it before but that reminds me that that uh, Demi Moore did playboy or something like that And I don't know when it was but she's got this huge

Bush like like way more than any of us would be comfortable with and in the and she's like sort of trimming at it with Scissors and the photos like that. That's that's one of the like sexy poses She's in and it's like my god trimming at it with scissors in the photos, like that's one of the like sexy poses she's in and it's like, my God, that's a big bush. Like, it's not like, yeah, it's everywhere. It's like all of her. Practically a censored photo. It's so much bush.

Yeah, it's so much bush that she could walk around with that and not get in any trouble at all. You're not seeing anything past that bush. It must stink. Like that must hold so much stink in there. Like, oh God, remember after a whole day of her walking around in jeans, like doing stuff, it must smell like, oh, like a fish market down there.

I don't know. I'm fine with this. I'm fine with it. My God, it's so awful. I don't know. That would need little because if you know, I would have to grow out my bush so that I wouldn't feel like she was bushmogging me. I bet her asshole so hairy too. I bet it goes everywhere.

I bet it's like I bet the smaller back has like a whole bunch of hair. That's a hairy woman. But now she's pretty more keep going. Oh gosh. I'm almost finished. Don't finish. Wait till after the show. But now she's pretty more keep going. Oh Wait till after show Random way

Some random lady caught up in the mix here on Google One with the armpit hair and like all the nip hair and she's laying back and it's like Well, this wasn't Demi Moore. This was some random. I remember in high school, it got out that a girl had nipple hair and it was just like, everybody was just talking about it. It was, we were in like maybe 10th grade or 11th grade and it was like, what was her name? What was her fucking name? I can't remember anymore. It was like, Hannah's got nipple hair, big long nipple hairs and everybody was like, eww, gross, disgusting. And I just remember like, I think people were saying it to her face lately,

like it was a thing. It was so bad. I remember there was one guy in my high school who was saying that he had been with a girl who had like just trace amounts of nipple hair like sometimes they do and somehow he mentioned it like in class like i don't know how it came up but he's yeah sometimes you know sometimes they got little little hairs that grow in this and that and partly i was like wow i don't think i like that and partly i was like he probably has seen more boobs than i have right if his sample size is large enough to include hairy boobs, well done, bro. Good for him, cool guy. Never seen a hairy boob in the wild.

Never seen a hairy boob in the wild. Never dated a girl who didn't shave in the classical places that women shave in the modern era. And I would not be down for that. I couldn't date a girl who didn't shave her armpits or legs. I wouldn't date a girl who didn't. Yeah, but if they didn't do a ton of dating amongst, like the middle and high school girls

who probably were like pre-maintenance. That's not a thing. Girls start shaving their legs at like nine. Legs, but okay, at least in my middle school, the girls who could grow mustaches still had them. They weren't in the whole like waxing or laser, whatever it is they do to handle mustaches. Girls with their mustaches.

In the early 2000s, everybody was fucking bald down there. All the girls were shaved, all the girls shaved everywhere in high school. The idea that a girl would have a bush would have been like, I mean, I just told you about this, how it became a wide told story that one girl had a hair on her nipple. Do you, when you say bush, are you meaning any hair down there at all? you about this how it became a wide told story that one girl had a hair on her nipple do you when

you say bush are you meaning any hair down there at all or just uncanned? completely shaved everyone was completely shaved the dudes were completely shaved i remember dudes would like flash you they're they're fucking shaved bush in like weight lifting like fuck with you like everybody shaved like like everybody i have never seen a a girl in those years who was not shaved everywhere. And I definitely saw legs and stuff and make those girls start in like, in fifth grade, Lindsay something something had hooters, big old titties, not just like little bumps. She had like sea cup tits in fifth grade. So like all those girls were like shaving their legs there.

Then there was me in like, I was like eighth grade, like looking at those girls were like shaving their legs. Then there was me in like, what was it like eighth grade, like looking at, I was like, his legs are so hairy. And I'm like, it's summer, we're all in shorts and we're just sitting in math class. And I'm like looking at my legs and looking at the fucking Tyler's legs and fuck, Tyler's legs look like daddy's legs. He's a man. I got that early. I got dad's legs early on. And my legs were fucking weird because they were like totally hairless. I remember in high school gym where they took attendance and everyone sat in this like grid pattern on your butt.

So you're like sitting on your butt with your knees at like chin level. You can imagine this. And I have these giant fucking calves that I would like wiggle back and forth sometimes out of boredom on my hairless prepubescent legs. The only muscle group that grew in my whole fucking body were these overdone calves that would swing around on the bottom of my legs. Someone said I was gross and it hurt my feelings. Oh, fuck them. Yeah, that's me. Oh, fuck them. Yeah, that's me. No, I definitely in like high school remember seeing not bush, but like, like it wasn't

unkempt, but it was like, like wider than a landing strip amount of hair, but it was well maintained. But then she also sometimes shaved all of it. And so it was kind of a, you know, what are we dealing with today? The racy stripe is for, it looks good in underwear and bikini, I think. Yeah, or just shaved regular. I don't know, you're right, the Demi Moore thing,

that's pretty, that's almost intimidating. Yeah, it's gross. It's like, oh my God, this is hairier than me? You shouldn't be hairier than me. I don't think most women could do that if they wanted to it's not a matter of like You know trimming is if they went full native they wouldn't pull off a demi-nour Yeah, exactly. Her thighs are hairy. I don't think so. In that picture? Like a Greek or an Italian?

I haven't seen that picture in years. Maybe an Albanian? When I picture it, I picture her inner thighs and everything, that whole area being like super, like not just hairy, but so hairy you can't see skin. Like, you know what I mean? Like even her inner thighs and like that whole area down there, like her whole gooch, her asshole, I bet it's all just a thick.

Oh, dude, am I really? That would've been a bit- It's super hairy, but not as wide I think as you're describing it. I bet underwear covers most of that. If at all. You're like 15 years old, that you're like, you'd be reaching in there like those Halloween,

like feel the eyeballs and it's like grapes. Like you'd be like, I don't even know what to do here. I feel like Steve Irwin. A Bushman of the Kalahari. I'm just fucking trying to get through all that shit. Those gals have some real bushes. God, I bet that stinks. Yeah, dude, any fucking Stone Age tribe, it's gonna smell like shit, dude. It's gonna be rough. We went back to the Stone Age with it. I think in Stone Age,

you want that stink. You smell that stink and you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and that gets you going. Like, that's the closest thing to like- Not the B.O, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, They're like, Oh, Oh, Oh, I get them going.

Oh God. We escaped. Loved it. Yeah. Are you? Well, I mean, I enjoy like someone smelling like, like me. I like to smell like pure sport because I'm a, because I'm an athlete.

I smell like cool rush, not to boast. Wow. Cool rush, pure sport. These are definitely scent. Like the captain's blend or something like that. post. Wow. Cool rush, pure sport. These are definitely sent. The captain's blend or something like that. I think it's old spice captain's blend. That's some retarded shit. It'll be like, do you want to smell like bear glove? It's like, what the fuck are you on about bear glove? That's a real scent. And it's just got a picture of a bear on the front of it. And so I'm not

going for bear glove. I'm going to go for something with a, with a scent in it. I remember the high school locker room, just stinking of acts, just, just so much acts and be up. And I, and even then I was like, you can't cover up BO you either prevent it or you wash it off. You don't cover it up. Like it would be like shitting your pants and like, Oh, crap. Anybody got any acts? Like, start with toilet paper and maybe shower. Start with those piles you just made in your underwear and throw it into the fucking trash. Yeah, there was just a fog of acts in middle

school in particular, high school as well, but middle school more so after gym. And there was this one kid Alec who never wanted to shower. And it's like, bro, just like you were saying, the deed is done. You sweat during kickball just now or dodgeball or whatever. You stink. Yeah. And it's first hour, motherfucker, get in the shower and get clean because no amount of pure sport sprayed on you is going to, it's just going to make you smell weird. It's not going to make you smell good. When we did our survival trip every day, I was in that Creek, you know, every day I was in the Creek with my bar of old spice and the water was like, there was so little water

that I just like got on my knees and like, sort of like prayed like a Muslim and then like threw it back over my back and like, just I'm like anointing myself. But I got clean. I ended up, you know, you stink like a creek afterwards, whatever that smells like, but it smelled way better than what I smelled like before I went in there. That's good. You're so conscientious and you're not even a greasy boy. It doesn't seem like you have greasy hair issues or anything. I do. Yeah. I've got super greasy skin, super oily skin and hair. But, you know, it's like I got my hands around that in high school and like, took care of it.

If I like go a day without showering, the hair on my head like gets so greasy, I could almost style it. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's like, it, it, it's like, it's visibly greasy after one day. And my whole face is like shiny and gross. Like when I was going through puberty and when I was in my early twenties, my face would be so oily. I can remember being in this meeting for work and just like I had to shower that morning. Like I'd showered an hour and a half before this meeting. And I remember like touching my nose like this and it feeling like, like, like my face was covered in Vaseline.

That's how greasy I am. And I would use so many products and so many things and it didn't matter. Like I could take a sheet of notebook paper and like rub it on my nose. And it's like, Oh yeah. Slept a great like. Oozing oil out of my fucking like face constantly all constantly. It was so hard to like avoid acne. Even pre-acutane, I never had greasy skin. I could like make a piece of paper see-through, but I've always... My hair gets so fucking greasy. I can't imagine what if I had to take a week off showering I could wring it out and cook with it

Like it would be fucking disgusting. What he doesn't seem like a super greasy boy. Yeah, I think I'm the luckiest in this group I had some pimples in high school, but nothing that Stood out is even worse than average. You know, I was I had some but that wasn't like perfect But it wasn't too bad It you didn't even have like a resurgence. Cause I know you hit puberty late. And so like even at 17 or whatever, it didn't flare for awhile. Like I get a pimple or two, like I'm, I didn't have perfect skin through all high school or anything,

but it wasn't like anything that would stand out as a bad day. I remember like in middle school, like seventh grade, especially. I think seventh grade is the absolute worst my pimples got. And like, it wouldn't even always be like a forehead pimple or like a cheek pimple, the traditional pimple spots. Sometimes, and I know Kyle's dealt with this, like you just get one like on your upper lip, just like a big old fucking greasy honker on your upper lip. And

it's like, well, there's no hiding this girl is going to see this. You're going to look like a fucking 80. And of course you're so in your own head. You're not thinking about the fact that like the girl you're talking to also has acne, just not, you know, probably. I think my motorcycle helmet used to give me pimples like on my, like under my sideburn or on my chin, you know, where things would touch. I remember some kid asking like, have you been shot here with a paintball? Have you been shot there with a paintball?

And I was like, dude, I've been shot everywhere conceivable with a paintball. And that's how the acne was. I've had acne everywhere. I've had acne on a toe before. I'm like, look at that. Well, toe pimple. I've had, you know, from my from

the bottom from the top of my toe to the top of my head. I've been like, what? There's a pimple here on top of my head, like in my hair fully covered in hair. And I'm just like, you got to pop that bitch in the best place for a pimple. Really? Of course, of course, the best place for a pimple. Nobody sees and the skins like taut and tight and you know, it pops. How about this? I've never had a pimple on my scrotum. I have. Absolutely. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. What about the penis itself? Maybe on like the base, but maybe like down on the base, like, but it was probably just like an ingrown hair or something like that, you know, turning around, but the base of the trunk, you know, get that extra quarter

inch or whatever you can eke out. How big of a zit was it on your scrotum? Cause that seems like such a weird place for me. I think it was one of those little translucent whiteheads that you can almost like rub off. I remember Woody did a like a male Monday where he was he was like Yeah, you think a wet washcloth and rub it on your face and that'll get all those your hot water, right? And I'm so But mine are so deep inside my face My because I had those like sebaceous cysts that wouldn't pop with like huge amounts of like wet and dry

Clots of pus and just all sorts of nasty shit. Like keloids coming out, like these solid like dark orange eggs of solid matter that would come out. Then like the drizzly one that comes out like you're icing a cake or something. I've had those. I've had the drizzly ones. Yeah. When I was in middle school. Where you like pop it on the mirror and it looks like it's not gonna go and then it goes bang! And it shoots out on your bathroom mirror and you have to be like, let's just clean this up. No one will ever know.

No one will ever know as you have just a hot spot on your face the size of your phone. That's the situation where the really hot washcloth might be the move. If it doesn't fix it, it's not ready. In six hours, the next day, it will. When you get that big squeeze, you think that you're on the road to healing, but no.

You've taken a six and made it a nine. We all know how this goes. We've all taken this semi-problematic pimple and made it giant red, irritated, so now nobody will miss it. That's what the big pop gets you. If I could send a message back in time to my mother, it would be,

Bitcoin 2009! And get Kyle some Accutane Either or either or you know like get Kyle some fucking Accutane That would have been wonderful because I had acne for a decade I wonder how different you'd be if you didn't have like that social challenge in your formative years Oh bet I would avoid. I can specifically remember being 16 or 17 and a girl inviting me to her house, like, come over, come over, it's nighttime.

And I just had popped every pimple on my face in the shower. I was like, I'm not coming. I was like, I just popped every pimple on my face. I look absurd. Like, my whole face is red and swollen. Like, huge. I was like, it was like a pimple on my face. I look absurd. Like a whole face like red and swollen, like huge. I was like, it was like a Friday night. You just going to war.

I went to war. And it was like, by Monday, these will mostly be healed up for school. But on Friday night, I was like, we gotta get rid of all these. There's, they're everywhere. Did that experience make you more charismatic today? I don't know.

I just have that pain in my heart. It's that pain. It's a pain. It's just like, man, I wish I could have gone to that girl's house at night. That might have went well, you know, like, and there's like a thousand times like that. Sounds like a good start. Oh, and you could have got her pregnant. And it would always, I remember like a lady at work, like this older black lady being like, what is that? And I was like, it's a pimple. It's a pimple. Like, what are you doing to me? I mean, you didn't get it.

I mean, it sounds horrible, but you don't have like, like I've seen you in person. You don't have Edward James Olmos face, like where there's like scar. I didn't get them here. Yeah, I didn't get them where your face pock marks. None of them were like in that little quadrant below the eye and just to the right or left of the nose,

like right in the middle of your face. That seems to be the area that's really delicate skin that pockmark's bad. I would get them around my mouth. Yeah, yeah, like right here around my mouth and like around the sides where my, mostly where my beard grows, yeah. I wonder if you drilled in sleep.

I think that- That's one cause. Oh really cause I didn't even know that Huh? I probably need a cleaner pillowcases that probably would have helped. I know one of your tips It is was great was using a towel Yeah, as a pillowcase every night just just so you can get it in bacteria refold it or Swap it out more frequently than people typically do with a pillowcase. Just don't let the guards see, cause they don't allow pillows.

I didn't even think about that. That would suck if you still had a bunch of acne when you were in jail and you had to worry about being bullied in addition to being raped. I had that fucking thing on my eyelid. I remember a dude be like, what's that on your eyelid? I'm good to remove when I get out. Yeah, sure you are.

Yeah, I didn't know. Free medical care in prison. Oh, please. You don't want to chop the whole lid off. Yeah, you don't want to tell me making a big deal on it. Yeah. And you could have been an eyepatch guy. Do you remember how much I was pumping you up when you were eyepatch guy? You looked fucking sick. Yeah, I remember you saying those things.

It looked cool. Now depth perception, you know, people say that's important, but- I hear you started wearing one just day to day, just for the funsies. Day to day sometimes. You know, it's not illegal to wear an eyepatch and say you're a veteran.

It generally is. It's free speech. It's free speech. Wait, is that illegal? That can't be illegal. That's free speech. Wait, is that illegal? That can't be illegal. Stolen ballots, federal offense. Yeah, but they're not gonna get you. What are they gonna fucking do?

Try me. They're not gonna get me in trouble. Demanding a discount at Domino's middle of the day. They'll give it to you. I can pass all their tests. I was in the 101st platoon back in Berlin. Yeah, I could tell you where I served, but I'd give it to you. I can pass all their tests. I was in the hundred and first platoon back in. Yeah, I could tell you where I served, but I'd have to kill you. That's a better approach.

I like, I like walk in normally. And then after they call my shit, I start limping. Like I'm being shot. I'm wounded. Those guys are always so embarrassing with their, the guys who are like super, super stealing Valor They're covered in medals like Navy SEAL shit and they've got like this this combination of medals and awards and and and such that

Make them into like a Chuck Norris type character. If you know what you're looking at you're like wait, so You were in the Navy first and became a SEAL. That's right. That's right. And then you became a Ranger first and became a seal that's right that's right and then you became a Ranger yep yep I started being out there on the seas wanted to try my hand in the desert combats of Iraq and dude what are you talking about right now he's an admiral captain crunch or some shit it's a bunch of bullshit and they'll be like dude I I was in that class. And if you've done it, if you've done it, you know what you're asking.

They'll ask him what is, what's that number? MOA or something? It's not MOA. It's that number that like service members have that defines their like job level or whatever. They'll ask him what that is. I know what it is, I'm not gonna say. They will know.

It's the military term for pay grade, I think. Sure. They'll ask him where pay grade, I think. Sure. And they'll ask them, you know, where they went to bootcamp and they'll have that wrong and say, no, you didn't. No, you didn't. They didn't open that place until like 1985. You were nom. What are you talking about? How old are you? I was a Navy SEAL. It shouldn't be hard to cover a SEAL cover story.

He absolutely was. No, that's, that's the thing. I've watched Navy Seals online rip on him for this. He was a I served in Vietnam as a frog man. He was a frog and a frog man was a different thing that existed prior to the seals. And then the seals became a thing and it and the frog men became part of the seals, but he's like always said that he was a seal But he didn't go through steel training he didn't go through no he went through like a Different path and then now says like I was a Navy SEAL in Vietnam

No, like you were a frog man. He's like will it became the Navy SEALs? They're like you're we're a frog man. He's like will it became the Navy SEALs He graduated class of 1978 in December of 1970 was part of the underwater demolition team 12 So wow, so you're telling me those YouTube shorts fucking lied to me Yeah, AI says something close to what Taylor was saying. Yes. There we go, but it's It goes both ways. Yes, Jesse Ventura was indeed a Navy SEAL. He served in the US Navy Including the long including time in the underwater demolition team 12, which is now part of the SEAL teams, right? So it's like he is a SEAL because the thing he did became reclassified as a SEAL later But but he passed buds he that which is like to me, one of the defining things to being

a Navy Seals, you went through that Buds course. Maybe I don't know shit, but I think he's good. No, there's no shit. I mean, I disliked Jesse Ventura for a while after he got in that fight with Jim Norton on ONA, and then I liked him again. And so I'm back to liking Jesse Ventura, where this is also an old story. You know, the Chris Kyle story with him, where Chris Kyle, apparently not only a sniper, but a bit of a fiber was like, yeah, I was at a bar and Jesse Ventura came up to me and said, I'm glad all those soldiers died.

And so I punched him. And then in interviews, Jesse's like why would I say that that's awful like I never said that to him and then he sued him for like a million bucks and won yeah Chris Kyle was a fiver Chris Kyle had to admit that he fibbed on on Jesse Ventura and then he got shot at a shooting range yeah that guy that guy murdered him. He I the the lie that I remember is during the Hurricane Katrina aftermath he said something about him going to New Orleans and shooting looters. Jesse did? No. It was Kyle. Oh, it was Kyle. Yeah, that seems

fucking absurd. Yeah, Jesse was in the blood waters. He's a frog man. He was just, he was under there. I noticed a lot of black people stealing. So I just took my TV and left. I didn't want to wait and it didn't seem like my place. He's so funny. He's got that hair. Kyle's right. Ventura went to Bud's and I don't know up from down but it feels like Navy Seal to me. Yeah and he's a big like cool guy. He seems like a cool dude and he's huge. I always

like I like Jesse Ventura. I loved his movies. Obviously just Predator is the main one. I have a signature in the other room on my Predator photo. I like that he became governor as an independent. I sort of. Maybe it's true, but I just think independents are less corruptible, probably better motives. Maybe I'm just projecting good things onto them. How long do you think more people be going after you with like bribes and such if you are independent though, right? Like both sides now feel like they can come and you want on this and That and the other where there is whereas if you're hard, right? Nobody's cutting, you know the LGBTQ people aren't coming to you like hey, maybe you could do this that and the other they don't even bother with you

But you're independent both sides are trying to come after you like better men. You've been following better men Let's hear this little bit. Let me catch the world up on like John Fetterman real quick. So like, he's a senator from the Northeast Pennsylvania. Thanks. And he's that big fat bald guy who never wears suits and they sort of give him guff about that. And he had this traumatic stroke, right? Yes. A bad stroke. And then he was also hospitalized for clinical depression, sort of back to back. He won his election. And while winning his election, the right was going after him hard because he's a Democrat going after him hard because they're like, you're going to let this guy who's diminished,

he's he's got brain damage. He's going to serve this guy who's had the stroke. And like, he has to use this iPad interface to talk to people. Like what are you doing? Well, the stroke made him a conservative. Brain damage turned John Fetterman into a conservative. And there's no other way to look at it than that because that's what he is now.

And his aides- Doesn't he still vote left on every meaningful thing? No, no. And his aides are crying in the news because they're so embarrassed and ashamed and sad for what he's become. He's in meetings like sort of like, why is everyone mad at me? Why is everyone mad at me? What did I do now? Why are you always mad at me? And like he's having a he's having a he seems like a guy who probably shouldn't be in the public life. but what's interesting is now the right?

Right with him. Hey leave this guy alone Leave John Federman alone the right Fox News everybody got his back now complete 180 and now it's the left Who's coming after him like hey, this guy's had a stroke. We can't let him Yeah, he's got brain damn some other stuff that like his staffers are afraid to drive with him because he's erratic and untrustworthy. Wait, when he's driving? Yeah, when he's driving, apparently he's unsafe. He's just not the guy he was pre-election, pre-stroke. So, I don't know. That seems fair. If he's fucking geeked out all the time and he's not making sense and you're his staffer, I'm taking an Uber behind him. Like I, I don't want him

driving. You don't know when he's going to stroke out again and some other shit's going to happen. Clear that traffic out for us. Because I've seen enough interviews of him where they're like, Mr. Fetterman, uh, what do you think about the intervention and blah, blah, blah? And he's like, complicated things, complicated, difficult. You know, the thing about Pennsylvania is it's complicated. And it's like, he just gets in a loop where he just says the same nonsense over and over. And it's like, what the fuck? Well, we're just, we're just electing Nero's horse now. Like, let's cut it out. That was a, what do you, that's we're just electing Nero's horse now. Let's cut it out. I've got that was a, Woody, that's a historical reference. So Nero was a corrupt emperor in Rome

and he was so corrupt and he was so disliked and so tyrannical that he made his horse a senator of Rome. Okay. And no one was chill with it, but everyone had to be like, I'm not, do you hear what happened to Clavicus? Yeah, well you can go ask his head and his arms and legs if you want to take a long road trip around the corners of the empire. And it's like no one wanted to push back on it, just a no-close moment. So he shifted on a lot of things. It looks like he shifted on immigration. He was a co-sponsor of the Lake and Riley Act. Nothing wrong with that, I'm just saying. It's a shift for him. He became much more hard-lined on Israel and Gaza, not being in support of a ceasefire. He opposes ceasefire. He wants Hamas to be neutralized first. Looks like he shifted himself

from the progressive wing of the Democratic Party. That's just okay. Criminal justice reform, he previously championed criminal justice reform. His stance on issues like cash bail has drawn criticism. Yeah, he changed a lot of things, economic policy, health care, a few things that he was advocating for. And now he's sort of on the opposite end of that spectrum. I think the left should be running with brain damage causes conservatism. That should be what they should use here. I disagree. I don't think they'll do that. So on the left it's sometimes fun to say stuff like that and you've got Federman making it possible. But if you're on the left and you're a strategist you want your door open.

You don't want to insult maga guys because that's not gonna bring them onto your team. You're not just trying to like dog them. You're trying to convert them. So brain damage. Who's that democraft strategist who's really old? James Carville. The raging agent?

James Carville, yeah. I'm like Kyle with movies. You are, like James Carville, I'll do interviews with him. I'm like with movies. You are. Interviews with him where he's like, they're like, James, what do we do to bring the Democrats back to winning? He's like, for the fucking row, you got to drop a lot of this lunacy woke nonsense. And you got to stop how much you're like overtly hating white people, like really overtly hating men and white people. Believe it or not guys, this is a losing strategy. James, we do hate white people and men. And they're like, all right, well then at least

fucking hide it a little better, my God. And they- There's more Democrats saying that. David Hogue, the little, the Parkland shooter guy is like, we have got to drop the anti-men plank in this party. This whole bear shit, that's like the 100, would you fancy a man or a bear in the woods thing?

Like he has all lists and David, is it Hoag or Pogue? I thought it was Hog. Maybe it's Hog. I'm sorry, I read too much now. I, when you learn by reading, you mispronounce everything. But anyway, yeah, he's he's more probably names. He's trying to to get the Democratic Party to stop. And they booted his declaring people as bad.

They are in the process of booting his ass. Yeah. So it is hard to find details about this, but he was voted him in another guy, a black man, Malcolm something. There was something close to that. Anyway, they won the election. But apparently there were supposed to be two elections, one for men and one for women. But they held a joint election and two men won. So first they like appealed it or something and the Democrats, there was a tie. It didn't go anywhere. And now this next time they decided to redo the vote and this is the whole thing that people like me

detest about the Democratic Party that it that is just like this equality of outcome. Fuck you right and I don't know who votes for the chair of the DNC. There's two vice chair Clinton. But pretending that this was a

broader issue, the voters picked these two don't have a special race for boys and a special race for girls so that we can guarantee that they're going to I'm pretending that this was a broader issue. The voters picked these two. Don't have a special race for boys and a special race for girls so that we can guarantee this, I think. Seems like very gendered to me. I don't care for it.

Like, are we going to have a race for trans people as well? Because I wouldn't like that. That would otherwise them. What about my non-binary representatives? Don't they get any say in this? If hypothetically, every member of the House of Rep was a fucking liberal bigots, I wouldn't say we need to get rid of half the women in here and make it equal. I'd say vote for a man if you want a man. Somehow, the voters

decided that women were the best at this job or flip it. If everyone in there was a man, I'd be like, well, then get a woman who can beat a man in an election and then you'll get some women in there. I don't like the idea of this job is just for women. I don't like the that so many there's only one American UFC champion. I hate it. But I'm not saying hey, hey, hey, we need a different representation here. We've got to change this. We need a different outcome, whatever it takes. So let's make the, let's have a tournament

where there's 19 Americans and one Dagestani. Dagestani probably still wins. But it's just like, no, that's what happens. The cream has risen to the top. Either drink it or find a new sport. You know what I mean? It's bullshit. I hate going for a certain outcome.

I hate equity. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Get the fuck out of here with that racist bullshit. And here we've got a perfect example now with the South African refugees being brought in, the Afrikaans who are having their land stolen from them by their government. Hopefully people starve like they did last time.

They stole all the land from the white people. And I said, you know, I loved, I loved, I love, and it's just great meme bait for the right. I go on conservative memes a lot. It's just great meme bait for them because they've got to, they're like, this is what a, uh, uh, an immigrant from Mexico looks like he's been here for three years. And it's a woman screaming at the sky with a Mexican flag. And like, this is an African who's been here for five minutes and they all got American

flags. They're all happy to be here fucking apple pie eating motherfuckers. Everyone on that American flag you interviewed them that we're happy to be here. We want to be Americans. We want the American dream. We want to do this, that and the other just like everything you want to hear. It was almost like a propaganda piece. It was beautiful. And then the left is like, Oh, so now you let immigrants in? No, not like that. Not like that. So when we drop a million Haitians in Ohio, it's a problem. But when we bring 50 Afrikaans, it's awesome.

And it's like, you do have to say, like, it does seem like they're more inviting of white people. Like, I don't know what it is about the white people from South America that makes them better Americans if it's their cultural fit is what the Trump administration says. And is it their love of hamburgers? Is that, is that it? They have, they have in-depth knowledge of American football. Is that why they, Oh, are the immigrants not working harder than productive? Because they're the immigrants that we're talking about in the population general has a lower crime rate has a higher entrepreneurial rate you think that losers in Ohio point them out yeah they do yeah Google it right now tell me what you see because I know what you'll see I've googled it before

the crime rate is using the wrong sums for their math is what I think I think when they're like when they when they, okay, so this is all the immigrants. No it's not. No it's not. You missed three million. You missed three million. And you know what? Those three million are all fucking criminals.

You missed the three million criminals a factor in there. I don't think they have their numbers straight when they say that. Let's just wish-casting that, right? We know who the people who are, they get caught for crimes. I don't care if an illegal commits crimes at one million for the rate of an American. It doesn't matter that they commit crimes at a lower rate than the average American. It's still a crime that wouldn't have happened otherwise. They shouldn't be here. I don't care that. If the goal is to lower crime, you're targeting a low crime group. This is like targeting Asian women to lower crime, right? Like it's a low

crime group. Let me know. I'm helping you out here's it's a low crime group. So why are we targeting a low crime group to reduce crime? Because it's because I shouldn't be here at all. It's like saying that wolves bite people at a lower rate than dogs. Oh, well, all the wolves in. Holy **** I know that. Love it. No, no wolves. Zero. No wolves. Some dogs. Yeah. This country was built on wolves, right? This country was built on wolves We were all descendants of wolves at one point. Well, let's go back to how we did things in the 1920s. That'll go great Well, that was pre the Hart-Celler Act in 1965, which is what dramatically increased immigration from third world nations

Prior to that all of American history was largely European immigration that all of American history was largely European immigration. I, it's, that's like saying Europeans are good and other people are bad. And I don't know what makes them European. Cause when we look at the current immigrants, they have a lower crime rate, a higher entrepreneurial rate and their general economists consider them good for America. I mean, they consider them good because they drive down the cost of wages and make people

work for less and that increases GDP. It's not good. It's not. It's good for large oligarchs who own large companies and need lots of cheap borderline slave labor. It's excellent for them. That's why all those people are largely in favor of importing as many people as they want.

It's really bad for the working and middle class of our country. And that's who Mr. Primer is. It's bad for our country to have a shrinking population and without immigration, that's what we'd have. I mean, it's the population- No one's anti-immigration here. We're anti-invasion. Love immigration. Well, no one's for immigration reform, it seems.

So I mean, what is the- What's wrong with the way we're doing it right now? We're letting too many people in right now. It's pretty broken. No one's getting in legally, right now? We're letting too many people in right now. No one's getting in legally, right? So there's just people coming in. Do you think that like... South Africans just made it.

So you think that like... I stare corrected. A couple white people from South Africa got in. All right. So do you think like, let's say they bring another 300,000 Haitians into Ohio. You think that's good for Ohio. You think that's good for Ohio. I think that's good for the working in the middle class of Ohio. Because the way immigration has always worked is you have to assimilate.

And what you don't get when you import hundreds of thousands of people at once, which is what our current one side of our political coin likes doing, is importing them in mass. And then you get subsections of the country like in Minnesota, where you have a bunch of Somalis who have no intention, no intention whatsoever of assimilating, they're going to keep doing their thing, and then they form a voting block. And now this voting block is locked, lockstep together, and they disrupt our political process. Like it's a big net negative. I would spread them out if I were king. I also feel like I like America as a melting pot instead of a salad bowl. And when you allow 20,000 people in just Springfield, for example, the Haitian situation, then culturally you get some upheaval and that is not fun.

Probably goes away when their kids become American and assimilate. But if I were king, I'd be like, Hey, good for the country. But listen, I don't want Chinatown. I want you guys to spread out. You only have to look at that. If anything, that is wish casting. Because this is like when you import large amounts of immigrants, it's by design, like they move them to Ohio for a reason. They're trying to change the face of the voter base there. And they're doing this intentionally. And it's bad for the working and middle class Americans who are already Americans. And so I'm totally against it. It's ridiculous. Look at

Europe. Look at, look at London, look at the Pakistani rape gangs, look at how they arrested the, the, the victim of that, of, uh, they, they pull up and there's a 12 year old being raped by a Pakistani. They arrested the girl prostitution Yeah, yeah, it's true story Google. I don't know Any rape gangs in London, I saw a video last night. There's walking down the street It looks like a bizarre it looks like a bizarre from the Middle East There are there it looks like Aladdin when you're in the market and there's just shit all over the ground on the sidewalks as far as the eye can see nothing but women in hijabs and and men with beards and like Middle Eastern garb just walking around. It looks like the Middle East.

Where is this London? London, Paris, Birmingham. It the the the sidewalks are covered with pop up markets of stolen goods. It's just like here's a laundry basket full of like stolen shit, like laundry detergent, fucking t-shirts, whatever. And it's all the way down both sides of this street as far as you can see. And it's intermingling and you don't see a white person anywhere in London. It's nothing but Paki's. It's nothing but Muslims. It's North Africans. It's Syrians. It's ridiculous. It's not good for England. I see Gavin Newsom scaling back his program to give illegals

health care, and it's like, oh, what a brilliant idea. Let's scale it back a little. Yeah, that'll help your presidential bid. I like it when illegals pay in but don't get benefits until they're legal. I don't know what the answer to that is, but I like what I was seriously genuinely like it when they pay him for benefits and so unless they're legal. But that's not a norm thing.

Like they take forms of government federal assistance at a higher rate than a native population. Well, they change the especially the ones that are flown here. Like you bring 100000 people from Haiti over. Those people are largely dependent. We're paying for their health care,000 people from Haiti over, those people are largely dependent. We're paying for their healthcare, their schooling, their housing, non-government organizations funded by things like, you know, the government program for whatever, diverse outreach or

some nonsense. Like, they get flown over and it's like, all right, well, maybe when we're picking immigrants, we pick people who we know are going to be productive and be net taxpayers. Once who don't eat cats and dogs, right?es who don't eat cats and dogs, right? Ones who don't eat cats and dogs. Maybe we don't pick from the lowest IQ country in the Western Hemisphere. Maybe we just don't do that. Don't pick anyone who doesn't have a degree. Don't pick anyone who doesn't have a degree. Yeah.

None. That would be absurd. All this, this hurts the middle and working class so much to depose and replace them. And then you have some like, I saw some Ohio cunt who like owns some factory there in Cleveland or whatever being like, they're great, they're awesome. I can pay them fucking peanuts. And the local Ohio, Ohioans, they don't wanna work. And it's like, no, you fucking crook.

You're selling out. I might have seen the same thing. Was this about Springfield, Ohio? Maybe around there or something. Okay. Yeah. If we saw the same thing, they work long hours. They're slaves. It's longer than 12 hours a day.

It was like 16. I want to say 18, but I feel like I'm exaggerating. But they work super long, more than 12 hours a day. And he's like, they don't complain. They just work, they're machines. And that is rough on people who don't match their work ethic, for sure. It's not even work ethic, it's like options.

Like these people who could have worked there and had a living that provided for them and their children and their families, now they can't afford to compete with a bunch of 20 to 40 year old men who got air dropped there and can work, people to an apartment for slave wages and also wreck the neighborhood they're in because they don't know how to live in the West. They don't know what our cultural institutions are here are.

In the video you saw, if it's the same one as me, there was a American who tried to work there and he'd lasted like six or nine months. He's like, I got to hand it to him. That's brutal. I couldn't keep up. I would think the real, the bigger reason would be like, yeah, I worked here for a bit, but I'm making Haitian like slave wages. And because I have a wife and three children, and I don't live with seven other Haitians in an apartment, this is not tenable for me. But the guy who's paying those Haitian slave wages, which is what borderline is, he loves that. And that causes GDP to go up. And so people see that and they're like, oh, which is what borderline is, he loves that. And that causes GDP to go up.

And so people see that and they're like, Oh, this is a good thing. It's good for America. No, it's not. It's good for large holders of capital, like wealthy oligarchs. It's great for those people. There's a reason the billionaire class from Elon Musk to George Soros, they all have the same immigration stance as the baseline Democrat of let them all in as much as you want. They'll like give some lip service, but it's just cause they wanna keep their costs down and they don't give two fucks

if it harms American working and middle-class people. All those guys can get fucked. It's traitorous. It's like genuinely traitorous to sell out your citizens. But a shrinking nation is also terrible. What is housing gonna go down or costs gonna go down? Well, that's what the Rust Belt cities are, right? Like we've seen it on a smaller,

we've seen it in St. Louis, right? When the population declines, the place crumbles. But why did population decline there? Because we lost manufacturing that was capable of supporting these families. It wasn't like, oh, we didn't import enough people from Haiti, so St. Louis failed. It was a lot of these billionaires

offshored all their manufacturing so that they could save money. And that's what destroyed those cities like Pittsburgh and St. Louis. Bringing manufacturing in at high wages isn't going to bring successful companies back to life. It's just going to make, they moved on manufacturing because they'd fail if they didn't.

I think that it would. Well, I think they initially moved it because it would save money and it did for them. But the long term cost is that you no longer have a working and middle class that's capable of having like a solid job that can support families. And then when these families now, American citizens can no longer afford to have kids. These short term gain GDP oligarchs are like, Oh, well, okay, well, then I guess the solution is infinite immigration forever, where we just pay them

a fantasy to have, you know, people who could barely read making the equivalent of six digits a year, like they did on automotive assembly plants in the 80s. I don't think so. It was that way up until 1965. That's a long time ago. Now, like it or not, everybody's competing with global globalization. But what changed? Everybody is competing.

What changed? After 1965, it was the Hart-Celler Act. The rest of the... We destroyed the world in the 40s. So nobody had any manufacturing. That's a big part of it. You want to go back to that? You got to list the old Captain Kyle here. We got to destroy a huge swath of the global population. We got the bombs to do it, wouldn't we? If you destroyed the manufacturing base... You're making a lot of sense. Dude, Israel's already doing their share.

There was no manufacturing base in Palestine other than RPGs. Okay. So I guess we can make sure some... No, they made lots of fucking bombs out of Coke cans and stuff. Exactly. But what I'm getting at is if you go in and you destroy the manufacturing base of say Germany Japan and London tomorrow then all of a sudden Detroit is fucking firing back up and those guys are making 180 grand a year with high school education is cranking out anything and everything but We're gonna need another global war for that to happen. They were crippled. Obviously

there was no bombing here if you remember your history. Our manufacturing base didn't... There was one day. Yeah there was one pretty big day. When Japan saw the manufacturing numbers from the United States they wrote them off as propaganda. They weren't exaggerated. They weren't exaggerated. They weren't exaggerated. The amount of cars that we were producing, the amount of steel that we were making, the amount of everything that we were creating ourselves

during the late 30s, early 40s. They didn't believe it. And then- The idea that someone could make 180 grand doing some Laverne and Shirley manufacturing line job. The reference probably falls flat on our audience. But it's just fantasy because someone else will do it for two pennies a day in China. That's why you need some protectionism. Well then you just you're going, you can't undo global trade. You can't just undo it and turn yourself

into communist Russia, right? The Soviet Union. Otherwise you'll turn yourself in this, what the Soviet Union was, a completely uncompetitive country. I understand what you're saying, but I think that at some point you need to prioritize the people and citizenry living in your nation.

Like that's the, if your government doesn't look out for you, like there is no purpose to it. Like if they're not protecting your ability to have a family and raise that family in a comfortable way, then what the fuck is the point of that government? Like there should be some protectivist clauses in our trade policy. Germany does it, Italy does it, Sweden does it,

Finland does it, Russia does it, China does it. Norway does like, we're the weird ones for like pushing the whole, you know, outsourcing everything for decades thing like it is necessary. Let me ask you this. Have you paid attention? What do you attention? You? Have you paid attention to the the Trump trade stuff that's been announced, say, in the last five to six days? Because I've heard a couple things. I heard that the Saudis or the Qataris, I don't remember which, agreed to like some $200 million deal. They're buying like 86 Boeing jumbo jets. And then I also saw the framework or the idea for a framework that might be in

position at some future future day. It's that horseshit for the UK tariff situation. And Reddit was ripping on the Trump administration for the UK deal. They're like, look at this. He turned it from this to that. And again, I have to search by controversial. And one guy's like, hey, you know it was 10% before and now it's 2.8%. That's a gain for us, not a loss. Like, it seemed like the framework for the UK thing was that they would have a 2.8% tariff on us and we would put a 10% on them and they signed off on that? They did. Yeah, we won that battle. I must be misinformed. I thought it went from 2.8% to 10, but maybe I have it wrong.

I know there was some little deals in, like we opened their market to our beef, provided that our beef beats their standards, which none of this does. Yeah, so like 2% of our beef is grown without hormones, I read. So it's a fake opening. And that's the fancy beef.

Yeah, well, I mean, well, the beef thing for sure is a fake one unless that they can, maybe they can- It just incentivizes better beef if they now have a new market to sell to. No, we're not going to- Financially tenable. If you stop giving the cows hormones,

then you end up making net less money, even though you opened up the UK market to yourself because you have so much less beef. Like,'m fine with the hormones and stuff like like the I see free to eat. I see chicken at the grocery store. That'll be like no antibiotics. No this no that do when my dad grew chickens, we were pumping them full of antibiotics all the time. Anytime they were sick gallons of it rolling through the chicken house in their water. What do you do? Do he turn eggs into little chickens and then move little chickens into big chickens and little chickens

in the beach again, and then those got slaughtered for meat for things like lean cuisines and stuff like that. They use a certain type of chicken in a certain size of chicken for various things. So someone else turned eggs into little chickens. You got the fact read into. So the company itself in house turns, they have a hatchery. And so they turn eggs into little chickens and then they murder all the, maybe it's all the males or all the, they murder a huge amount of them.

They grind them up and then it's pretty fucked. Where do you get nuggets come from? I wish it turns them into a nice pink pace that we all enjoy. them up. And then it's pretty fucked. The nuggets come from. Turns them into a nice pink pace that we all enjoy. And so my dad was what they do. What that job does is they contract for a poultry company like Con Agra or I don't know why I can't think of I'm so Tyson Tyson. That's a good, yeah, perfect example. One of those big corporations and they deliver 25,000 baby chicks, little peeps, a hundred in a pack and you hand put them in the house, like 25,000 chickens. And then he raises those from, I think they're a day or three days old, somewhere in there. And they go from that to six to seven weeks and they become a five to eight pound bird

in six to seven weeks that's fully grown and white and fluffy and ready to be eaten. Okay. Sounds yummy. A cup full of all sorts of things. When the chicks are delivered, they're little yellow things, right? Yeah.

What did, do they come in a box? Like is it a kennel like a dog would be in? So you have this tray and it's about a foot and a half, two feet wide and about three feet long. It looks kind of like a laundry basket, but not as tall. And they stack on top of each other in such a way that if you turn it 180 degrees, they'll sit flat, completely flat.

Like the depression in the first one will completely go to the bottom of the next one. But if you turn it 180 degrees the other way, there's a catch. So that you can have chicks in a basket and they put another basket on top of that and they're not crushed. There's just a roof on them now.

And so you have a stack of 15 of those. So that's 15. Are they divided into little quadrants like a grid or they just all free in there like 20 all free in there There's a hundred of them just thrown into this basket and then you stack 15 baskets on top of each other for 1500 chickens and then you stock and then you put X amount of those towers of baskets on to a truck and you back that through our trailer There's different ways to do it through the chicken house and slowly it goes into the house and then it slowly drives back out

as people manually on either side grab a tray of chickens, toss them on the floor and go through the rigmarole of getting all the trays stacked correctly. And taking the shitty- There's no forklift involved, it's humans one tray at a time. The forklift moves the, it loads the 1500 stacks of chickens

Onto the truck, but when it's time for us to put them in there's it's all manual from there It's a lot of dragging and sliding they slide really easily you throw some sand on on a metal deck of a trailer and all The sudden it's got a little little enough friction You're not gonna fall but enough slipperiness that they just slide really well and roll around but it's all manual putting 25,000 chickens in. Do they bake the you said there's 2,500 chickens in one place do they get a thousand oh oh yeah they're baking in there but they love it so when they're little they want to be at over 100 degrees like like they want to be incubated they're they want to be hot so early on especially to be hot. So early on, especially in the winter, you're burning huge amounts of gas

because you're heating this huge, poorly insulated building up to the nineties, 90 degrees or something like that. I don't remember the exact temperature, but it's high, it's something like that. It's real hot in there. So when you're working in there, you're just baking. And there's a lot of ammonia from the litter.

So it's a rough situation. I thought the birds would create heat. I've been in a dance floor where they make the place hot. Oh yeah, yeah, like when you put your hand over the basket of them, you can feel the heat radiating off of them, and they're just all in there. Like, it's a deafening cacophony, cacophony of beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

it all just sort of forms together into one. Are they all nice? Like, are they sweet animals, or are they? I mean, they're too little to be sweet. You know, they're just like, beep, beep, beep. It all just sort of forms together into it. Are they all nice? Like are they sweet animals or are they? I mean, they're too little to be sweet. You know, they're just like, they're little bitty. If you sit on the ground or if you make a noise, they'll all respond as like a group. You know, they'll all move together.

Yeah, like a school of fish or something like that. If you sit, they'll come to you because they think you're their mother. They'll all crawl all over you and bunch up together Did you ever do that or was that gross sure they're not dirty. They're brand new, you know, they pooped once each, you know Okay, they have their first poop that day. I think on like and it's everywhere. It's disgusting. It's a dirty job Yeah So I guess at one point they all kind of age

at the same time and that building goes empty, you clean it and prep it for a new one? Yeah, when they get to, when it's time to be slaughtered, they show up with manual labor again. They have a, like a forklift type thing that goes really fast. It's got three wheels. They drive it like a bat out of hell.

They crash into the building frequently. They have all sorts of accidents, but they're on a deadline. They gotta pick. It was easy to put 25,000 one ounce chickens in. Now you're taking 25,000 six pound chickens out. So they go in there and manually grab huge handfuls of them by their feet and throw them into cages. And then the cages are carried by a forklift and put on those semi. You've probably seen a semi truck going down the road full of white birds. Each of those cages you're seeing comes off with a forklift and they drive that cage through the house for Mexicans to manually just throw the birds into that cage.

So how does the money work? Does your father buy, did you say 25,000 birds? And then sell 25,000 birds? So he doesn't pay for the chickens, he doesn't pay for the feed, he pays for everything else though. And he gets paid per pound based on a sliding scale that's determined by a lot of things. It's how you stack up against the rest of the people who sold in the same week as you.

Then everyone who sold in that week is ranked together on a list one to 20, one to 30, depends how big the company is. And what you're trying to do is achieve a high feed conversion. How much feed you use to create how many pounds of chicken. And you'll see that decimal point. And like the better that is, the lower that is,

the more you get paid per pound. So there's a flat rate. You can, you bottom out, but it's like, fuck. And if you're at the bottom of the list and up, they cut you. And if they cut you, you're a contractor. So you still have that, you know, $1.5 million note to pay on. And, uh, and, and all of a sudden you don't have birds like, like, that's why farmers are, and you've probably seen exposees where the farmers are really at the mercy of the poultry companies in that regard, because they'll come in, you'll pay off your $1.5 million note and they'll say, ah, if you want to keep selling with us, you need to upgrade. And it won't be a little upgrade, it won't be a $10,000 upgrade, it'll be a $80,000 upgrade. And in two years, it'll be another $100,000 upgrade and on and on and on. Every couple years, they want another 100 grand out of you.

$100,000 upgrade and on and on and on every couple years. They want another hundred grand out of you Who's was who are you getting this from it? Because when you first started saying these upgrades, I imagined it was You making the building bigger you by investing in a tractor, but now it sounds like no To you no, no, no, so it's they want a they want a different kind of heater a more efficient type of heater they want one of the big things back in the day that used to have curtains down the sides of the houses because in the old days, in the summer, you just drop the curtains down and they would, air would be able to get in

and circulate and stuff. And you had chicken wire along the entire sides of these buildings. These buildings are 50 feet wide, 500 feet long. And so you had incredibly long curtains that were winched up and down all the time. But in modern houses, they want everything completely insulated,

darked out, blackened in there, and they use what's called tunnel ventilation, which is exactly what it sounds like. A huge group of fans at one end of the house sucking and an opening at the front where you draw air through wet cardboard cool pads, cool cells. There's a whole system where you have these cardboard type material,

cool cells, and they run water through them and then they draw all that air through those and that air conditions the chicken house so they don't all die in the summer because the big birds are really sensitive to high temperature. They're not supposed to exist like that. Chickens are supposed to be in your yard, running around defending themselves. And at night they fly up and roost in a tree so that the foxes don't get them. But we created these chickens that are so fat,

they can't support their own weight. Their legs are frequently broken and fucked up. And they, each chicken gets one square foot. So they don't move. That's not a lot. That's were you alive? Like, do you remember your father starting this business? Or was that where you're born? Oh, I was.

Yeah. When I was four or five, he bought his first four chicken houses or maybe he bought two, built two. And then then he built two more about five years later. So this wasn't your grandfather, like a family thing, he kicked it off. No, my dad had a different business before this, like conversion vans were really hot in the 80s and they had a whole business making conversion vans where they were turning out like it was a big business. It was when that crashed, he took his money from that and spooled it into the poultry farm and it came with all that land that I, you know, blew shit up on.

It just reminds me of a, have you seen the old 4chan post about indoor shrimp farming? No. Have you not seen that? It's try and find that for us real quick. Zach should be easy. It's just some dude like posting, I think, in like a crypto discussion where people are talking about making money and he's like, you guys are all fucking retards with your crypto and your fake shit. I'm telling you, indoor shrimp farming. I ordered all the equipment off of fucking Chinese teemu and this shit if you live in the Midwest is liquid gold. You just make as many shrimp as you

want. You sell it to fucking wholesalers. Then you sell it directly to a fucking restaurant. Is this it? Yeah. Indoor shrimp farming. Those are just aquacultures. This isn't the 4chan post, but regardless, it was very funny to see a method of making money that I had never seen.

Because apparently he was actually doing it because he posted a picture of two gigantic bats and immediately on 4chan people were like reverse image search this on multiple services this is an original image this guy is indoor shrimp farming in Indiana as he claims like oh yeah dude you guys keep buying your fucking monkey picture yeah he said imagine still playing such small ball. You retards don't deserve this, but let me know when you want to take the training wheels off and make real money.

Indoor shrimp farming. It's like being able to scoop gold right out of the periods are great. Indoor shrimp farming. It's multiplying your money by a hundred aquaponics is the fucking future. Even more than blockchain self production and forget drop ship retards who are just glorified middlemen. If you actually shrimp farm, there is no replacing you. Wholesale is 100X. Sale right to restaurants, 10,000X, especially if you're in a landlocked state.

Fresh seafood is literal gold. And best part, I bought all the equipment right from a Chinese seller for tether. And I guess tether is some sort of... Probably crypto. I think it's a crypto. Yeah. So maybe that's... No, that sounds good. We did catfish in high school and it funded various projects. We didn't have a lot of money, but we had all those ag projects and shop projects that would fund school extracurriculars. So they would grow catfish in the aqua barn,

and then they would have a big catfish fry, you know, twice a year, where there would be a line of cars that stretched for miles to come get a catfish plate. You know, it would just be catfish, a couple of catfish fillets fried, some slaw and some fries or a baked potato, like something. So maybe some hush puppies. That would make sense. Yeah, sure. I don't remember what they did, but that always made a ton of money. I bet shrimp. Oh, yeah. Maybe we'll get into aquaponics, maybe we get into aquaponics. Or now that you said catfish, I do like fried catfish more than I like shrimp.

And so maybe that's a possibility. And catfish are one of those fish where you could like walk to their pond every day and be like fuck you and pour Poison and they'd be like whatever bro We've been around for a jillion years and we just eat now and do it all in doors you do it all indoors in a greenhouse and on one end you have a paddle wheel the air rates and Algae was a problem, but they had some they had like some some sort of algae eaters or they had a solution for that. And they changed the water.

Like the water turns into sewage. So there must be some way to, they either filter that water a ton, which is pretty tricky, or they just put two like, I'm making this up, you know, like chicken wire in the middle of a flowing river and they let the nature do it for them. Yeah, I don't know. I also saw, I had a neighbor who had a catfish farm as well

and he had an outdoor one. So it looked like two or three enormous Olympic-sized swimming pools, but not as wide, like as long as one, but not as wide. And those also had big paddle wheels. Like, they pull you in and kill you paddle wheels, if you were to get into the workings of the thing, and they're all exposed, you know, that and that thing was aerating the pond. If memory

serves, they might have had a fish in there that ate the poo. They may have had some other fish along with the catfish that was eating all the food. I have no fucking idea. But I remember my buddy would sneak over there and fish. An aquarium, it's bacteria breaks down the poo and turns into nitrogen which is eaten by the algae and that's the nitrogen cycle, but like To do it that way have nature take care of it implies a lower density than I think these farms are going for

So I don't know what they do. **Matt Stauffer** I don't know how they filter it, but I know my grandparents have a pond on their property and they, maybe six, seven years ago, they stocked it with more catfish because they just wanted us to fish again. We used to do that all the time when we were kids. We'd stock one of the ponds on the property with catfish and then a year or two later, we'd start fishing. And my grandpa must have had it stocked eight years ago. And we didn't fish because we're all adults now. And so like we'd go down there and like end up spending the whole time like chatting and catching up and everything. And, you know, it got to the point that when we did finally go out to fish it for the first time, the catfish

were so big, we didn't have any fishing line that could hold them. They were snapping every line. They were so gigantic. And so then my grandpa had to buy like higher tensile strength fishing line. And my youngest, your hands, how big a fucking enormous, like probably this big, that big around giant dinosaur style heads with a big bone on the top that could like fuck you up, Kyle, you're muted. But the catfish were so fucking big that like we had to get different fishing rods for it. And then just one time we went out there probably two years ago and we were all fishing and my grandpa, he goes out there and throws the feed out to them in the area we're fishing so that they all start spazzing and like, and then we have the line there because, and when we, it doesn't have

to be sporting. It doesn't have to be sporting because I'm gonna catch it and then my grandma is gonna plant and cook it for me. I did this when I was 12 and I was like, this ain't real fishing though. No, it's not real fishing. It's a way to quickly get catfish so grandma can fry it. They come up like pets and they like lazily like eat the food on the top of the water. Like you throw the catfish. I've seen it with koi. Oh, yours were nicer than ours. They never came up like pets. They were still snapping at it like not fully coming out of the water. They're under fed, overpopulated. They're apparently not underfed because my brother caught one and he had to like drag it like a fucking slug onto the shore because it was so heavy if he had tried to pull up

like traditional fishing where you know how you break the line traditionally fish, it would have broken the line. And this one fish was so big, it was like, all right, well, that's enough. That's like half the amount of food that I personally am going to eat. So we only need like four more to feed everyone else. Like, yeah, we're in the mix. I love fried catfish. It is such a comfort. I love it. It's so good. I didn't understand bass fishing and some fried okra. And what was so fun about bass fishing because my dad's catfish pond was stocked. Like he bought like thousands of catfish and put them in there.

And then every time a neighbor caught a huge catfish out of Lake Hartwell, right into our pond, like there were 60, 80 pounders in there. And every time there was another pond that had like alligator gar Kyle. There was a there was another pond that had it was full of fully grown catfish had been a catfish pond for many years and the farmer was going to drain it for agricultural reasons. And so we went over there with fish baskets, which are fish traps and they're really effective at catching catfish. They go in, but they can't get out.

You can imagine it's a funnel type trap. And we hauled out, I don't know how many, like just the big, big blue cats, channel cats, mud cats, all that stuff. Our pond was so full of monster fish. I never bought 10 pound line. I always had 25, 30 pound test line, because you would just snap 10 pound test. Like they're, the average fish was 10 pounds in that pond. So when I was like, nah, well yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like you've said before, you don't like little pond. So when I was a little bass fish. Nah. Well, yeah, okay.

Yeah. As a food, little lemon. No, I like it. Little lemon. It's pretty good. I just don't eat it much because it's a dirty fish. It's like hard to fillet, isn't it? Some green onion.

Yeah. It is. It's hard to skin. It's, you have to, there's specialized pliers that you grab and you can tear the skin off. Once it's dead. My grandpa used to just hit it with a hammer on top of the head to kill it because like it's, it's a bony fish. It's not like a cartilage face.

It has bone. And so you have to smash this thing on top of the head to kill it. And then that, like most sea creatures forever to die. People don't know you leave a catfish in the sun for like six hours or in the mud. Anyway, you probably still have a viable catfish. Oh, yeah, that thing's gonna be like, it'll still be there. But like my grandpa was he wasn't pulling punches. And he's he was a farmer his whole life. And so he's a

very strong guy. And he was bashing them, killing it, usually with one or two hits. And then he's a very strong guy and he was bashing them, killing it usually with one or two hits. And then he had a nail on a tree and he would hook the front side of it. I guess there is a bone here that you can hook on that and then you tear the skin off from there. But it is way different. Like if you've ever filleted a bass or something. Easy fucking easy work. No work at all. If you know at all what you're doing, it doesn't take any time. But a catfish is a prehistoric animal. It's like, it's different. I don't like the sensation of ripping an animal's skin off. I've never liked that. I've only skinned one deer in my life. I hated it. I did not like that at all. I must have killed a hundred, but I've only skinned one. And it's gross. I hated it. I did not like that at all. I must have killed 100 but I've only scanned one and it's gross. I don't like

skinning animals. I don't like gutting animals. I don't like that part of the deal. It's hard to do for someone who's strong like you two are strong. You can for us it would not it would not be hard. No, the hard part would be getting it wouldn't be hard. It would be annoying because sometimes you'll get like what you think is a good purchase on the skin. And then you pull and it like shreds like plastic wrap and it's like a stick.

Now, now there's like a line between where you can see the skin and the flesh that I want to eat. And I have to like try and separate that skin from the fleshy part because I didn't get a good pull from the top. It's more an answer. My pants over here thinking about ripping the skin off those things. It's so gross. It's the sensation. It's audible when you, when you do it.

It's, it's, it's nasty. I don't want, but their guts just fall out. Like compare, like they have a fish. Yeah. You, you slit that soft white underbelly and then it almost empties itself. You have to reach in a little bit and like tear some connective tissue, but like, it's the easiest. Have you ever cleaned doves? That's incredibly easy. That's the easiest

cleaning I've ever done. Doves are so tenderly made that our man hands, you just reach and grab its double breast and go like a fucking like a ninja from the this in Indiana Jones is not hard. Yeah, yeah. It's call him. Ah, like, like, yeah, it does. You can almost pop like, like this. Like you can almost explode outward if you wanted to. We, uh, so the, the daily limit for doves, I don't remember a dozen, maybe 16, maybe 15 each man can kill that many per day, but you know what I mean? I can operate a shotgun. So can everybody I, I grew up with. So we killed

like 180 one day. And we were sitting there for an hour cleaning those things. But I remember my mom fried them up. And it was just a feast. It felt like a feast from olden times because there, there were I think we had like hush puppies and then just those dove balls. That's what you call them because you take the breast and wrap it up with the bacon and the cream cheese and jalapeno and stuff. It's so good. I've done it with quail as well. Quail's really good, but they're so tender.

You don't need a knife. You don't need any tools. You just tear its double breast off of the bone with your bare hands, maybe rinse it a little, and then throw it in the pile of meat and just keep going. Feasant. Feasant is just a big quail.

Never even seen one. That cannot be true. Maybe in Texas, but i don't think we have them down here if we do i've just never really seen one really yeah huh it's just a as far as it tastes like a big quail yeah like a very teeny chicken i don't know my birds i wake up every morning with like 12 vultures on my roof and I'm like, how old do I look? It's honestly kind of sick what is what's dying so much around you that they're like we need to take a break from munching I think it's actually that our house is in the middle of a big open field So they have a nice view like they can see out we have had a dead deer But they're roosting nearby and they're sunning on your roof

to get warm enough to take off. They roost in the woods nearby. They're up there getting warmed up in the morning, probably because they those things go so high. I always hear them talk about how far away they can smell carrion. And it's unbelievable. But they do find it. You ever hit one with your car?

No. Fuck I have. They throw up on you on purpose like it's a defense mechanism to vomit on stuff, or maybe it's just like let me get rid of this. I got to move fast, but but I've been driving down the road and one's like eating a skunk or something. I'm like I do that George Costanza thing where I'm like, dude, I'm I'm heading that way. You do you have an agreement? Yeah, yeah, we I hit one with my windshield one time,

vomited, it was disgusting. It didn't break the windshield though. I wasn't going fast enough, I guess. Kyle makes a lot of sense about the sunning themselves. So thermals, right? I've said this a million times, but I'll do it real quick. The sun does not heat the air. You would think it does, it does not.

The air is colder as you get closer to the sun. The sun heats the ground and then the ground heats the air. That's how that works. And what happens is there'll be like sort of spots where it's hotter than other spots. Maybe it's dry dirt, maybe there's sand there or rock. Those things get extra hot. The roof, a subdivision, those things are hotter than like the trees outside the subdivision. Cool. So when I fly around on my paramotor and I'm like losing altitude, maybe the motor's off and I'm just trying to like fly around without a motor, I'll go to my house, which is the only hot thing

in a giant field of grass. And it's called the unknown thermal is called the house thermal. Usually it's a big rock on the side of a mountain, but the house thermal in my area is my house. It's kind of a big roof. And there's always rising air above my house to catch and get some more altitude. So I bet that's what the vultures are doing. Now that Kyle said it, I'm like, of

course. Yeah, I've I've shot vultures out of the air before flying with a rifle. You're not supposed to it's with a rifle. You're not supposed to shoot rifles up in the air. I tried to shoot a bat with a tell me you and I don't know if I ever hit it I know I missed a lot though. I You know like I I have shot a lot of birds out of the air with 22s I've done it multiple times with witnesses I've never done it without a witness which is which is great because when you do

Oh actually once I did I shot a buzzard straight out of the air. He was flying slowly, just like way up there. And I shot him with a 22 rifle with a scope on it. And he immediately folded up dead and crashed all the way to the ground. It was so cool. But I've also shot birds out of the air, flying around with a 22 pistol.

Just like, and like shot them out of the air like that. I've done that multiple times with witnesses. If when you do something cool like you see it sometimes on like reddit some guy like he'll shoot a shot a basketball shot and nobody saw him make it and it's like no one no one. I was lucky every time I made one of those ridiculous shots like that I was like you saw that right. Witness. Yeah. I want somebody to witness me when you do some cool shit. It doesn't, I'd rather not do it than do it without a witness. Speaking of wildlife, I have a ton of clover in my backyard and

I like it. I think Woody and I are on the same page. I kind of like the look of clover. I'm cool with it. Yeah. Sure. It looks more like- Got bumblebees out there? Got bumblebees out there. Fight them? And neither of my, I, I, I, I, I, Woody and I are on the same page. I kind of like the look of clover. Yeah. It looks more like- Got bumblebees out there. Got bumblebees out there. Fight them? And neither of my, I beat the shit out of them. And my, both neighbors on either side of my house don't have as much clover as I do.

And so what I've realized over the past couple of years is what that means is that I am like, my backyard is the bunny yard. And so all of the neighborhood bunnies are chilling in my yard all spring and summer. I walked out to my sunroom so I can kind of get a good view. I had to keep walking back because these guys have those prey eyes so they can fucking see you at anywhere for the most part unless their ass is directly at you. And I was going to take a picture and send it to you guys. But then part of me was like, yeah, then they're going to see how much clover and bunny weeds are in my yard. And there were like, there were three bunnies hanging out at the same time.

And there were Cardinals that landed in the yard. Maybe I don't think it's just the baseball team thing. Like we have a lot of Cardinals here and then a couple other like Blue Jays and things that I saw. And they were all like in the yard hanging out like a Disney movie. And I was like, this is awesome. I'm never, ever spreading weed killer again. I want to be the bunny house because the neighbors totally bereft of bunnies. I never see bunnies in their yard, but I have bereft of bunnies. Not as I never see bunnies in their yard, but I have a ton of bunnies. You know, female cardinals are brown. Then maybe there are female cardinals. I don't know because there's a couple of cardinals that I notice on my back fence all the time, but they're the red kind, like the male kind. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know

that tree in our backyard and it's not too far from the kitchen like the back kitchen window and it's neat because the deer come and they eat the crab apples and sometimes they stand on their hind legs, which you don't see all the time. Yeah, just deer standing up eating apples off the tree like that. I've seen that I've seen yeah, yeah. That's a good benefit. At this, right now I don't mow under the crabapple tree cause my daughter's dog who we watch three times a week likes tall grass. So he's only like 16 inches tall. Oh, they love it, yeah. So we give him some nice 10 inch grass

and he has a blast for it. He goes straight towards the tall grass. What kind of dog is he? He's a mutt, he's half chocolate lab. He's half lab and he looks like a chocolate lab, but they had a DNA test and he's a quarter Weimeriner. Nice! And he's a quarter like everything else.

Okay. I don't remember what Weimeriner looks like. Oh wait, are they the short haired ones? Yeah, short haired, silverish gray. They're the ones that were in that popular book in like suits and ties cooking and stuff. Like they put the dog in a suit and stand it up, make it seem like it's doing people stuff.

I like that. I love that dog. That whole series of popular calendars and stuff like that. I like wine marinas a lot. I almost got a wine mariner, but I saw that. You did. I remember you were texting about that. My dad has a couple of miniature Italian greyhounds,

the little greyhounds. And I have to watch them semi regularly when they go out Italian greyhounds. So I think that's just another one for the mini. They are little like they're, they're little greyhounds. But they say they're Italian greyhounds, which I think is just another name for the little greyhounds. But they are so cute in that they always have to be under a blanket. Like when he brings them over, he brings their dog beds and he brings like little dog blankets. And like you can watch them like go over there and they don't lay on top of the blankets ever.

They like grab it with their mouth and bundle themselves entirely under it because they have less body fat than the most jacked bodybuilder on earth. Like they have no body fat genetically, I guess. Super lame. So if you're just, if I'm just sitting on my couch late at night watching a movie and they want to hang out, they're like shivering until they get up to you. And then they're like, oh, the big guy's got a lot of heat. And so then they're just right up on top of the, and that's so sweet. I wouldn't want one because I want a fluffy dog. I like the tile fluffiness.

A Bernie doodle. I promise you. I love my dog so much. He's so sweet. Yeah. It at night he gets in bed and he sleeps between my girlfriend and I, and he puts his big old Toby head like on my thigh And like if the lights are on you can see he's just looking right at me like I love you. I love you, man

I love you so much and it's it's great. Toby's a awesome dog. He's he's pretty smart. But most of all he's just Incredibly cuddly and sweet. I woke up today from my nap I've been sick for like two or three days feeling shit But I took an extra long nap today and when I woke up to get ready for this I've been sick for like two or three days. I feel like shit. But I took an extra long nap today. And when I woke up to get ready for this, I looked and there was a dead bird in bed with me. An offering. Yeah, an offering.

They left it on top of the comforter, all gnawed. Its legs gnawed off, its insides exposed. Little, little tweety bird that had just been mauled. And they left it there for me. My hunters. Can you guys see this dog? Oh, you're a good boy. That's Cedar, that's the dog my daughter got.

That's a very sweet dog, I like him. And he's only that tall? What you gesture with your hands? He's gonna hit 50 pounds, but he's a little puppy. Okay, 50 pounds is a pretty good size dog. It's about 100 pounds short of a full-size dog around here, but uh, but he's fine. Does anybody you know have any allergies to pets, Taylor? Uh, I think my younger brother gets like the tiniest bit annoyed around cats, but like nobody

else I know. He loves it. I only mention it because Bernie Doodles are hypoallergenic. Oh yeah. I know that I, that's a very sweet dog. I like that. And whole another time for hope. If I don't move, they can't see me. Yeah. I don't get any, uh, bad reactions from any pets.

And when I was a little kid and some, like, it turned out some kid was allergic to dogs, I'd be like, man, so fucking gay. Like, you can't be around dogs. You can't be around the best animal to ever exist that loves us. And they just want to be around us. I had a dog named Beans when I was like three. And I guess it was my parents' dog because he was older than I was. And so all he did though was like eat my toys. And I had like a strong, I remember him being enormous. But when I look at pictures and it's like, Oh no, I was just small. And so I thought he was the biggest Bichon or something to ever exist. But he ruined a few of my toys and I held the grudge. But I have you ever, have you ever gone back to your elementary school or your middle school as

an adult? Uh, i've driven past my elementary school. No, no, no like walking around in there. Oh, no So my mom taught so I had that opportunity. I you know, she was still working at the school I had gone to elementary school, uh at Walking around there as a grown man. It's like Your brain is re grown man, it's like, your brain is re is like reprogramming what reality is to it. You know, because before you'd had this POV of a three and a half foot tall young, young, young fucker. And now you're six feet tall. It's like everything is smaller and lower. Like it's the water fountains, you've got to like almost bend your knees. Like the water fountains, you've got to like almost bend your knees. Like the toilet, I remember the toilet in there was like on the floor.

Like I used the, my mom's like teaching room had its own attached bathroom. And I went in there to pee and I was like, oh my God, it's so far down. I feel like I should crouch a little. Playgrounds are like that too. I remember being proud of these like massive feats of bravery as I climbed a jungle gym. And then you see as an adult and it's like nine feet tall. It's like, okay.

Yeah, look, I was great at the time. I went, I kind of had the opposite. In kindergarten, I did that in a different school. I did kindergarten and then we moved. So kindergarten was in a place called Danielsville, Georgia, and I went there For just kindergarten and they had a huge slide one Just like a straight-up ladder ladder and then a metal slide and I remembered as a kid being super scared of it in kindergarten I went back there as a man. I'm like that bitch is 14 feet tall almost

That bitch It's the playground equipment has definitely changed over the years, too That bitch is 14 feet tall almost. That bitch is climbing that bitch. It's the playground equipment has definitely changed over the years too. I remember we had that really nice playground that was all like wooden and you could sort of explore around in it. Like there was like multiple rooms.

It was great. There was like, you'd get into the fort with rope ladders or one of those spirally things. And we had a great playground at my elementary school. I remember us building it. My dad helped build it. It was one of those things where the parents got together and had like a bake sale. And then all the dads came and just built us a playground because our playground sucked so much. That's solid. Good for your dad and the rest of the boys giving you somewhere to play and have fun. My elementary school, like, I've said this before,

but they wouldn't let us play fucking football on the soccer field. It's not like there was an important team playing on the soccer field ever. We had to play on blacktop and kids got hurt every day. What? Oh, every day. That's not how I thought it was going.

I thought they outlawed football, not moved it to the blacktop. They moved it to black to a slant. I thought football was too dangerous. So they just didn't allow it. No, they was like, you can't do tackle football. And it's like, all right, well, then we're just going to shove kids down. And that's what it was like kids getting skin knees and like cuts on their elbows and hands and whatnot from skidding on this blacktop. Like, and that's one of those moments. Like if I like at the age I am now in my mid thirties, if I were to go back and be like,

what the fuck are you guys doing? You're making them play football on not even even blacktop. It's like, there's a hill. The attacking team is like attacking down hill. Like, do you think that's a good idea? And then some, some bitch teacher probably be like, yeah, it is. As a kid I thought teachers knew everything, everything.

And it didn't matter what the topic was. We're going to fucking what, you know, plants are edible out there. I thought teachers would know everything. And then as an adult, I would like volunteer when hope was in school. Teachers do not know everything. I, I'm like, I, I, it's not good that I'm the smartest person in this room. I should just teach Hope. I'm more successful than he. I remember, like,

Kyle, we texted about this the other day talking about teachers. Like, my first real teacher illusion was shattered. And like, I want to say third grade, when maybe the second grade, when I was writing something something and I said that someone stared at someone else. S-T-A-R-E-D. Someone stared at them. And my teacher like repeatedly corrected me to be like, no, S-T-A-R-T-E-D. And it's like, that started. And she was like, no, the T, you don't sound out the T. That's how you spell stared. And in my head, I remember, that was the first time ever in my life

at like nine years old or however old you are in third grade being like, oh, okay, this is my, I get it. And then like looking back and being like, fucking dumb bitch. You know what, this is one I can't relate to. I think this is a Missouri educational system thing. I get it. And then like looking back and being like a fucking dumb bitch. This is one I can't relate to. I think this is a Missouri educational system thing. Your teacher couldn't spell stared. She clearly started clearly. What I think is that she came to correct me on something. She got it wrong. And then instead of going, oh, Taylor, you're actually correct. I was mistaken. She almost had you there, Didn't I keep an eye on me?

There's that's one of my trick questions. I think she doubled down to try and salvage a little bit of expertise or perceived expertise. But either way, I remember that was the first time in school where I'm like, wow, these women are retards. Like really high school. When I love that it happened in spelling. Yeah.

I would never tell Taylor how to spell. Oh, no, I was fucking, I was professor X. I'm the asker in this relationship. It's always good at spelling. As soon as I learned to read after I stopped faking it by memorizing the stories. Jesus Christ. My high school teachers didn't even try to pretend

like they knew what they were doing. Like we had so many football and baseball and basketball coaches teaching us math and English and social studies. They're just like, well, it says in the book must be true. They just didn't know what they were doing. That's, it can't be a good education. Yeah. I'm trying to remember my worst teachers throughout school. Most of them were actually good. Like good is inserviceable. A lot of people have those stories where they're like, oh, there was this teacher in ninth grade that really just changed my life. And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like none of these people changed my life. The best teacher I ever had was Mr. Johnson in ninth grade ancient history. And he could not have visibly cared less about us. All he did was like, tell us about the Assyrians and the Hittites. And I loved every second of it. It was great when like the, the cool kids who are always misbehaving in class, when they would misbehave in other classes, it would like get a long leash, not with Mr. Johnson. He would shut that shit right down kick him out of class loved it And then you go back talking about the Hittites. It's a big shout out to him. He might be dead now

I just buy the year The education on our states. I was fully expecting all of us to have embarrassing results. I Know North Carolina's 12th In education not too bad. Wait, is this like elementary, secondary? Let me see. I'm pretty sure it's K through 12. K through 12 was how they're ranking it. New Jersey won, they always fucking win.

North Carolina got 12th. Massachusetts. Feel like they're always good at that. This list is fifth. North Carolina's 12. I'm gonna search for it and make sure I miss it. Make sure I catch it. Missouri.

No one knows how to spell Missouri. No, it's really, really hard. You just go M-I-S-S and scroll below. I don't know if my search isn't working. It's not actually my spelling. It's just not showing up. All right, so you're 33rd and Georgia. You're 33rd.

North Carolina was 12. Oh wait, sorry, I'm looking at Zach's map and applying it to what you're saying. Oh, okay, and Georgia was 27. So. Okay. That's not too far off from what you're saying. My bad. Oh, okay. And Georgia was 27. So. Okay. That's not too far off from what we're seeing and whatever the fuck this map is.

Who's the big loser here? Yeah, what does Zach have? Wow. New Mexico at 50. Get it together, guys. Also has New Mexico at 50. So there's a consensus there. That almost makes sense

because I would imagine New Mexico has a huge amount of students who like don't speak English. And so they're like, do English. And they're like, okay. Yeah, that does make sense. I would have pinned it on Louisiana or Mississippi. Yeah, because they often have the highest poverty rates. So sometimes I put them together.

Yeah. All of our states are pretty dope. Obviously, Missouri, the dopest, best gun laws, best weed laws, not bragging, but you guys need to catch up. We're a little more cultured here. We have way better surf. That's true. We don't have any surf unless you want to hop in the Mississippi and that's

dangerous. The Mississippi's doper than people give. I don't know why like when you talk about like some of the American greatness things, people talk about the Grand Canyon all the time. I think of Yosemite. Somehow the Mississippi isn't getting the rank on that list that it deserves. It is a thing to see. The amount of water flowing down the Mississippi is mind blowing. And I grew up on the ocean. The amount of water moving in the Mississippi is wild. The fact that they take 35 barges,

lash them together and push them upstream. I didn't know you could do that. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, every once in a while, there's still a story like locally around here where it's like so-and-so jumped into the Mississippi River to try and retrieve a cooler and he drowned. And it's like, yeah, no shit.

Have you stood next to it? It's muddy and it's fast and it's big. Like you're, unless you're a champion swimmer, you're not going to do well in that environment. And I would imagine even people who are good at swimming, just like swimming in the ocean where you're like, Oh, I can swim all day. I can, I can wait, I can wait all day or tread. I can tread water all day in the pool. And then you get in the ocean or the Mississippi, Mississippi, probably even worse because you're moving a direction and you're just like, because, because there's also like pieces of wood flying down at crazy speed,

like nonsense though. Cause you're flowing at the same speed as the wood, right? It's just the turbulence that you're sort of dealing with. Oh, I don't think that like the wood hits you and causes a problem. I think that would just make it like more dangerous if you got stuck on a rock or like if you held onto something, like maybe you get bashed by something, but mostly the story I remember is from probably a decade ago at this point where some kid jumped in the Mississippi river to try and save some girl who had already jumped in and then six more

people jumped in and like all seven of them drown other than the girl who like caused the whole kerfum really like someone got her out in the end or she like happened upon they just happenstance like grabbed onto something and would you jump in for somebody taylor the mississippi stranger strange you see a stranger follow up no yeah i'm not helping any maybe girl it's a hot girl. I could see myself by the time you thought I jump in. She's 100 yards that way. Like it's all I'm a thousand percent jumping in and like if they thank me for the rescue, it's like actually it was selfish. I love doing this. My favorite thing is build it up before him like, Oh my God, that person's going to drown.

I, I don't even know how to swim, but Aquaman thing. You do that on the side of the bank of the Mississippi and Missouri. They'll start. They'll give you a little church. Dude, I would love it. A week later, I watched, um, Terry Bradshaw. He was a quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers and He's like he was old right this is old bald Commentating version of Terry Bradshaw, and he's like I know I can't play in the NFL anymore. I know I'm too old I'm too But I'm telling you, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too

old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too

old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old, just walking up behind him, scaring him. Nevermind. I'll be on my way. I know I can't do it anymore. I'm not sure. But I would, I would just love to get one more. No. What did they know about the scallions?

Yes. So there's this NBA player, Brian Scalabrine. He was like, I think in the NBA game, he's the lowest, uh, scattered player, uh scattered player ever. Like he's considered one of the worst NBA players of all time. Yeah, can I help you a little bit? Yeah, somehow like Kyle said, one of the worst NBA players of all time, but had a long career.

He must have been a great teammate or it must have had some value to get. Yeah, he was on good teams too. I heard like Chris Paul, mostly the Celtics. OK, yeah, so white, big tall white guy. Red hair. And so he started this thing called the Scallage

and he's got this great quote. It's like, I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me. And he proves it. Like he takes on all these shit talking internet tough guys who play a little college ball or some shit and he'll annihilate them. 10 to zero, 10 to one. He'll annihilate them 10 to 0 10 to 1 he'll do 2v1s 10 to 2 and his best video he played I said almost had fought because it seemed like a

fight this piece of shit trash talking maybe New York street baller who plays known for playing really disrespectfully you know pulling your shirt over your head and like like like doing doing lots of ball tricks to make you look foolish and, and also being rough, like, like not just fouling, but hitting you, fucking with you, pushing you down. Uh, and Scalabring bullied that guy until he bullied that guy until that guy was begging a different street baller, please, please step in for me. Show him, show him. And that guy's like, I don't know that heat. What are you talking about? And Scalabrini's like, what are you doing, you little bit? And there's a crowd, like a cheering crowd and cameras.

And Scalabrini's, come on, you little bitch. Come on, you little bitch. And just shitting on him. I think he beat him 10 to 1 or 10 to 0. I don't remember which. Scalabrini and some of his clips are hilarious. He does some podcasts now and I love that quote though. I'm close to LeBron and Bartimer. We must have talked about this guy before because I clicked on the Brian Scalabrini, the Scallenge and it was already two-thirds of the way through and there's no way I organically looked at this because I had no idea who this guy was. He fights like current, not fights,

he plays against current D1 basketball players when he's like a 40 year old guy who clearly has gained more body fat than he did in his pro days. And even the current version of him smokes like top NCAA guys from today. Wow. Yeah, I mean, if you're a pro,

you're in a different league, literally and figuratively. Like there's a reason you're there. Like teams didn't keep this guy around just to be like, hey, let's keep a Ginge on the roster. It was like, well, you know, he's pretty solid on defense, even if he never scores ever, ever. I don't know. In Boston, you could make the case for a tall white ginger on the team, boosting ticket sales, maybe. No teams on a wind, dude. I bet that was Bilber's hero.

I was big like you. If only I was big. I watched NBA podcasts or really just clips of them. And they're always saying like, people don't understand the gap between NBA players and like the rest of the world people think that they could play in the NBA people think that they know they could do it on a good day I'm like who are you talking to like I don't I dribble with two hands not really but like not far you know like I

like I don't think I could be in the NBA trust me people don't think I could be in the NBA. Trust me, people don't think they could beat you. Who thinks that? I would go to the NHL games early and it'd be me and all the six year olds standing behind the goal as they warm up. Cause they, and like, you know. It's cool to see, I'm not making fun. You're right, I've done it. Dude. And if they see you in the glass every,

or if the goalie's not ready to have a shot Then the players will shoot it at the fans and it is alarming for a puck to fly at you What would you say 75 miles an hour? How fast is a brister? Yeah, yeah. Yeah puck comes at you at 75 miles an hour and Hits the glass which is like a foot from your face and it it is like, whoa, it's an experience to enjoy. It's really cool. So I never daydreamed that I could be in the NHL.

I'm fully aware of the gap, but I was like, I think I could survive warmup shoot-arounds on the goalie. But I've shot- And even then they're moving so fast. They're moving so quick. It would take, the best version of me, I don't think could keep up to the cruising version of them. And my shots don't look like theirs,

but I don't think I would disrupt things too much. I could survive out there and not bother people. I shot sporting clays with an Olympic sporting clay shooter or skeet shooter and it was like, oh shit. Oh, this is why you're in the Olympics. clay shooter or skeet shooter. And he was like, Oh shit. This is why you're in the Olympics. Yeah. Now for one thing, like he got embarrassed by his score and started doing this like really obnoxious, like he shot his scorecard and like started like goofing off. Like he,

he underperformed for him, but some of the shots he was pulling off, it was like, fuck this guy, fuck this guy. He could shoot the gun by his back. Like he could shoot the gun by his back. Like he could shoot the gun by his back, he could shoot it over his head. He was shooting, sporting clothes is like golf, where you move from station to station, you do 10 different targets at each station, completely different environments

and surrounding some of them are water features. Some of them have all sorts of different size ski, different types of machines, different speeds, different angles, some of them will fade away from you in really obnoxious ways and this kid And who had an Olympic fucking trainer and had been to the some fucking game had been to the Olympic Games Just smoked us. I think he shot Through the first few targets. He was ahead of me by like three or four Which is too many to be ahead of me by for the first few targets.

And I tried the whole time. I probably, I shot five. And you're good. Ah, yeah, I'm really good at that. Or I was. But he was incredible. And he had these, I'd never shot a shot, I'd never attempted to shoot a shotgun behind my back.

Like I don't even, I have no muscle memory for that. Like I don't know where it's pointing when it's behind my back. It's always been right here. Or maybe a little low. but like I just seeing him do that was crazy. Shooting targets. Oh, you know, the gun over his head upside down, the gun upside down by his hips, just all sorts of weird, crazy shit. The amount of talent thing Kyle does that I like, he racks the slide on a pump shotgun and

the shell comes flying out the side. He hits that with the butt of the gun so it pops up in the air and then he shoots the shell out of the air, racks it again, repeats, infinite if I understand this correctly, like skeet to shoot out of the air. So I tried it and like, I basically tried it like once and I didn't hit it with the butt of the gun and I stopped so as not to demonstrate the gap between Kyle and I.

Yeah, Kyle, actually what you're doing is pretty fucking gay and dangerous. We're not doing this anymore. I'm being honest. I don't think I'd ever done that before. I think I think I was just trying something. I think I was just trying something. Once you're good at pointing a shotgun and hitting like, it's sort of like a slingshot. Have you ever done that? So that you don't aim down the sights of a slingshot. You set a goal for where it's going to go or throwing something. If you play basketball, basketball, baseball, you just have a shot. I don't know. I can kind of, I could do that, especially at short range. I can point and it's going to go where I want it to go.

When I was playing hockey and I was probably 14 at this time, I was on the same team as Al McKinnis' son. And Al McKinnis is known as one of the best defensemen in NHL history. And he was especially known because he was like the only player in the nineties that could consistently hit a slap shot over a hundred miles an hour with a wooden stick. And he would come out. That's not what I thought you were gonna say.

He played with no helmet. He was like the last player on earth to have no helmet in the NHL. He also hated helmets despite them. He was like, this is gay and you're all gay for doing it. He was like, he was one of those grandfather claws guys. But he would play all the time. I think near the end of his career, he did wear a helmet a bit, probably to appease

something, probably to appease his wife, not the league. Probably got a sponsor. He would take slap shots on me because sometimes the way hockey practices go is the forwards and the defensemen have to go run some special thing on the other side of the ice. And then the goalies left to their own devices. And then the goalie coach will shoot on you and practice, you know, butterfly and recoveries and squaring up and your positioning. And he would like, go out to center ice. I mean, like he would take a couple shots from like the top of the circle at me, just wrist shots, nothing, or like those half slappers, he's not putting his mustard into it. And it was like, even when he was doing that, I'm like, oh, these are really hard. Like, these are coming in quick. And then he would go back to like, and this was clearly just an older guy

being like, I want to feed this kid. And so he would go to center ice, the red line, the middle of the ice, where the people go, I'm gonna shoot this through the hole and I win, win a fucking Toyota. like that distance away. No one would ever shoot this far away. And he would wind up and like line drive, slap shots at me from that far away. And I remember every time being like, don't be a pussy. Don't be scared. It's going to come fast, but it's not going to come that fast. Oh, it came so fast. I still remember from that far away, if I fucked up and I caught his slap shot in the palm of my glove instead of the net, it hurt.

And I had never experienced at age 14, like a shot that could do that. Like I had never experienced a shot so hard where I had to like, as he shot it, be like into the net, into the net. Okay, all right, it's in the net right there. I didn't have that much time to think about it. But that was crazy.

And I didn't realize how crazy that was at the time because St. Louis is a very insular hockey culture. A lot of the blues players have kids and they work as assistant coaches or coaches on their kids teams. And so like, I would be either getting shot on by Al McInnis or I would go over and hang out with his son because we were friends and like he would be around and I'd be, I just didn't get at the time how sick it was to be like, dude, I'm around fucking Al McInnis right now. Like it's like, Holy fuck, Chris

prongers here. Like he's, he's hanging out. You don't know who that is, but Chris Pronger fucking rules toughest defenseman ever other than maybe. I mean, okay. Between him and Scott Stevens is a debate. Pronger sounds like a reindeer that didn't make Santa's cut. Pronger. Chris Pronger was a monster and he was, he was a big blonde haired guy who would hit hard. Yeah hits that by today's NHL would be like he should go to jail for this.

Same as Scott Stevens. Scott Stevens ruled too. I didn't like it. Well he's he broke Eric Lindros. No one likes him from Philly. That's true but damn, if you were only a devil's fan, you'd absolutely love them. But yeah, turns out those silly fans don't like the devils. Have you been watching this Diddy trial? No, it's only the Diddy trials. Great. So they started off with Cassie, his ex-girlfriend from like 20 years ago. She was 19 when they got together and she's laying out this whole like when they got together and she's laying out this whole like timeline of orgies and all these male prostitutes and all this like fetish play and all this dirty sex and just crazy like nasty details left and right. They would, and they're showing the jury all the images

because they have all the images in the video or this stuff. So they're like looking at videos of like Diddy and a couple of male prostitutes pissing in her mouth. And like, yeah. Like, like. She was consenting adult. She was 19, but she said, so. Okay, so yes.

That's sketchy but legal. The issue is that she says she didn't wanna do all that stuff, but I don't know what's going to go on as far as that. I think it's going to lead to more criminal stuff. I don't know if what Cassie is describing is necessarily illegal because it sounds like she was, what she says now is like, I didn't want to do that. I did that to appease him.

And it's like, well, I don't think that's crime necessarily. That's just a bad relationship. Although the things that were going on are wild. Like he would have her hire these like male prostitutes in every city and he had this whole cleanup crew that would come into the hotels that they would trash with their sex parties to clean up the blood and cum and piss that would be everywhere. Cause he would make her bang on her period.

So there was also like, he would have her like put the guys come on his nipples and do weird stuff. There was all this like fetish stuff that's coming out, lots of like just dirty talk and nasty stuff, lots of pissing, lots of baby oil. We found out what the baby oil was for. It wasn't Lou. He likes to watch and he likes the participants, the fuckers, to be glistening. He said the baby oil needed to be reapplied every five minutes, she said. She's like, it was a lot. Every five minutes, he would want them to be completely

another layer so everybody's just glistening. know they would have studio lights so it's like blue and purple and red lighting so like like you know what a freak yeah all sorts of like really in-depth stuff um and i don't know if any of that's criminal because you know because it doesn't seem like she was being forced at the time but i think maybe this is all just character stuff to lead to some of the shit they've got that that is criminal. She is the one that was in that video that you might have seen where he's whooping her ass by a hotel elevator. You know, he runs out in his towel and he like kicks her and like, she was like trying to escape seemingly, right? Yeah. She says she was trying to escape one of these like freak offs. And it's, it's interesting because I'm hoping that later in the trial, we get some more celebrity dirt. I want to find out that JLo was so there's

this one source who's saying bonkers stuff, not in court, but like there's a person who's involved. And I read some of their statements and they're saying bonkers stuff that I wouldn't even want to repeat anywhere because I'd be afraid one of the celebrities would sue me. She's saying that like Jennifer Lopez and a lot of other mainstream celebrities were involved with raping children with glass bottles and stuff. They held the 11-year-old down. There was a story about Beiber being raped. She said she walked in on Beiber being raped by two or three men and they're holding him down. Like lots of stuff like that is big is coming out. That's not in court though. That's a, that's an accuser who's not testifying.

All that's happened this week that I've seen is Cassie testifying. And I believe the cross-examination may have began today. So his people are like going after her. The Zach, if you could, if you could find one of the artists, courtroom artists, like drawings of Diddy, he does not look like Diddy anymore. He's all grayed out now, like gray beard, gray hair. Obviously he's been coloring.

He's a late fifties man or something like that. And it really shows up when you're black, obviously, you know, every gray. But he looks old and he looks rough. They said that he keeps reacting. Their families are there. I wouldn't want my, I told my family not to come to my sentencing

and it wasn't even anything embarrassing. She's pregnant with her husband's child. She's rubbing her belly the whole time. I saw one courtroom reporter who's present during the, you know, all this said that some of the jurors gasped at times when they saw some of the images. I don't know exactly what they're seeing, but I think it's her having sex with like lots of men and lots of orgies. What a hilarious job. It's so bad to draw these things. They gasp. I'm picturing myself on the jury

like as they show all this like ridiculous shit. Like, juror number nine, you've got to stop masturbating. Ha ha ha! Cut it! Ha ha ha! Cut it, it's hot! Ha ha ha! Can I, can I finish? I'm close.

God damn it, why didn't we get rid of that guy? Ha ha ha! He's gonna ruin, he's gonna throw this whole thing. He's over there, he's over there gooning. And juror 12, please stop gooning. I'm so close to coming. And then that's so. But did he's like, hey, don't waste that. I was on the journey. I mean, you got to come.

Did he gain favor with me by bringing baby oil on day three of the trial? Oh, my God. You're the tour box. Brother, down, waking up, did he? I think you're in the bag. We got it. You're glistening. Mistral for sure. Who's your prediction Kyle? Cause you seem to be following this. The closest of who of the mainstream celebs is going to be implicated in a

real way. Not like a hearsay, like a real way. I think maybe Bieber getting raped makes sense because they were they were parading. I've seen enough clips of like Diddy parading him around in a creepy way that I would not be surprised if he was victimized in some horrible ways. Diddy, I'm gonna guess that Diddy was late 30s, early 40s when he was chilling with Bieber 20 years ago or whatever it was. And Bieber's like 14 or some shit It's like I'm thinking myself now hanging out with a 14 year old dude. It's like man I wouldn't play video games with a 14 year old dude I don't think you know ain't like I think that could be kind of weird like like I

You know you see what happens online when people get accused of stuff so I don't even want to put myself in that position where like I Might say something I shouldn't say and you know, or they might say something weird. I don't even want to put myself in that position where like I might say something I shouldn't say and you know Or they might say something weird. I don't even want to be there. Let me get out of this room before anything happens I don't want to be part of this, but it seems like he had a whole circle of guys. I'm wondering if it's They asked the jury about a number of names if they do, you know this person familiar with this person's work, etc Etc, etc, and it's a bunch of names if they, do you know this person? Are you familiar with this person's work, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera? And it's a bunch of ALS celebrities.

Mike Myers is on that list. Fucking Dr. Evil Mike Myers is on that list. I don't like that. I bet he, I hope he's innocent. I hope he was a witness. I hope he's like, like he heard a thing. I hope he like dated someone who used to get like, was involved with this and that he has knowledge of it.

I hope that Mike Myers wasn't in there like, oh, I'm dead. Six. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to need a lot more baby oil. Come here. I sure hope my 14 year old is ready. And bless them.

I would hate that. I hope my baby, baby, baby, baby. Beaver song. Yeah. It's which streamer Hassan was bragging about going to a ditty party. He's a political streamer, right? Yeah Yeah, yeah, we talked about he's on the other side of the Harley Conflict yeah that like or like it added to the like added fuel to the fire or maybe started the fire I don't know. I think I was happy Harley on Harley out of it. Yeah out of the creator clash

Yeah, I think I was the guy threatening Harley on Twitter directly Threatened him or is I don't go into it if I don't know the exact details You'd want to Google like what that guy tweeted at Harley and just read it and you know I don't want to twist anything the wrong way if I'm wrong, but um, but there's nothing necessarily wrong with going to a diddy party because he threw big fun parties. Like everyone agrees with that, but he also had these freak offs and that's a different thing. That was like the after party party. Denzel had a thing. He's like, maybe it was Denzel that said it was some black guy. He was like, you know, they had the party and then after all, after a while, you know, they had the party and then after all after

Wow, you know, maybe things get wild. That's when you got to check out head on home Time passes Zack says it's a different Hassan. So we mixed it up. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know but it's Crazy what's coming out in the court? I really hope that I think he's done I think he's going away for a long time. They have so much evidence and they would the charges are what the charges are. Oh, I know what he's guilty of. So what they did, they were hiring these male prostitutes and then transporting them across state

lines. So he's 1000% guilty of that. And there's like, evidence like hard evidence for that. Is that that bad? Oh, yeah, it's the man act I think I don't know what the penalty is, but there's gonna be like lots of What do you call it? Instances of that lots of charges of that not just one It'll be dozens if not hundreds of charges of that if they want It seems like the sort of thing where they could nail them to the wall just on that if they wanted to but there's also Like she's saying I don there's also like she's saying,

I don't know exactly what she's saying. Like I said, I haven't heard a lot that sounds criminal to me, but I'm getting it secondhand. Obviously I'm not hearing her testify or anything, but it's wild. The like crazy stuff that was going on. And it's clear that that's what he was into and that's what those freak offs were

that we'd heard about for decades. what those freak offs were that we'd heard about for decades. Yeah, it's that Epstein Island bullshit is clearly like an epidemic among people in power. I think that it's way more widespread than we would be that we would think they didn't have one island. Like you got to have a lot of places to tool around. Epstein had other islands. Epstein wouldn't be the sole proprietor of their probably a Singaporean Epstein and a Filipino Epstein and lately you know what I mean? Like there's plenty of people who are into that.

But yeah, he turned out to be not so chill of a guy. Seems like a bad dude from what I've learned. Real rapscallion. But the coverage of it, I just wish the cameras were in the courtroom. I wish that we got to like see, I don't want to see the evidence. They're obviously not showing that they're even shielding that from the people who are in the courtroom.

They're like turning the monitor. So only the jury can see these like explicit images and such, but I just wish we got like an OJ Simpson type scenario. I don't know why they don't do that more. That was so cool Like I was 1994 out of 95. I was only nine, but I remember it well every day It was on it was what everyone talks about that was state court, right? Is this also state court? I think so. Maybe it's a California thing you know that was that was obviously and OJ was obviously in Cali and

Oh did he's not in Cali, New York. Okay. Yeah. They remember they've got him in that, like scary New York prison. They had Epstein in that's just apparently horrific with roaches and like really bad, um, facilities and stuff like, that's awful. And it stinks. Poor guy. Oh, he's around roaches and stuff after like molesting kids. Damn.

I don't know about the kid thing. Seems like it was a 14 like you said. I don't know if that's a that's just something that some lady said. I don't you know, I have you seen Bieber recently. He's kind of kicked up. I see where that's a guy trying to come to terms with how much he was blessed. It looks like that. Wait, wait, Bieber had a stroke. He had something like that. It's his face palsied. He got palsied up, but that was probably the fuck. That's why the fucking vaccine. Palsy is that RFK said this week that people shouldn't take

medical advice from him. He's the head of Health and Human Services. I wouldn't take medical advice from Justin Bieber either. You hear about the new attorney, not attorney general, she's awful too, but the new surgeon general. No, I don't know. Not a physician at all.

There's just incompetency all over the place. That's what you mean, you need an outside voice to go, I looked it up throughout history. How many how many surgeon generals have we had who weren't physicians of some kind? It's only happened a couple of times. It was always seemingly when someone either died or been fired. And the deputy surgeon general had to step up. We had a veterinarian in like the early 2000s, maybe something like that.

And I think it was also a nurse maybe a couple of years after that. Also in early 2000s, maybe something like that. And I think it was also a nurse, maybe a couple of years after that, also in the 2000s. This person is like a holistic healer. Who's the, that RFK picked and they asked Trump like, hey, your surgeon general isn't a practicing physician and didn't pass medical school. What's up with that? He's like, I don't know that person.

RFK loves her though. He says she's great. And wasn't she convinced of practicing without a license? And where am I conflating different Trumpers? Who knows? I didn't know that. Are any of them practicing physicians? Because that seems weird to like be a surgeon general

and also be like, Mr. President, I'll get to you, but I have an appointment at 10. Obviously you like move on after you become the surgeongeon General, but like this person has never been a practicing physician. They have never practiced. Yeah, but how effective is her juju? I hear it's pretty good.

She's got some cucumber water. It'll take a wart right off your hand. It'll take a wart right off your hand, you know? And she does this rain dance. It doesn't rain or anything, but it's pretty cool to watch. Is she like telling me to put oregano oil on my eyebrows to thin them out or something like that? I need to thin my eyes. It's wild how incompetent the Trump administration appointees are in particular.

I understand picking Linda McMahon, for example, for education, because he wants to destroy the Department of Education. So of course, put someone who ran WWE in there, some fucking goober doesn't matter to me, because because like the Department of Education, turn it back to the states, I actually like that clearly, it's not working the way it is, you know, I don't think you throw money at this problem. Let's put it in the hands of the state and give them their like chunk of the money

and see if they can do any better, Because they're working right now. We're like 50th and everything at best. So but but when I see like, I mean, RFK swam in a sewage creek this week, Woody, I saw that he swam in a sewage creek where people are literally disallowed from swimming. He took his children. Well, that's what people say it's sewage, but in fact, it has a lot of benefits being told to you by the shut the fuck up. My flora and flana has never been better. My man, so it's one. If I swear to God, a translator, get a fucking translator.

They took his because horrible as I was imagining. Yeah, but it's, it's, they test it and it's sewage water and you're not allowed to swim in it and you're not allowed to eat the fish you catch in it. It's like, I get that Woody, but I was going to ask you something funnier. Okay. Like Mr. Burns, like three eyed fish lakes is what I was hoping for. That's as close as you can get to one like it's like it's always sunny when they were there

They're on the the Jersey Beach and there's a sign that has always warnings for how filthy the water is and what's that about? Ah, what's a liberal bullshit? Say they're high levels of bacteria and feces? That's a bunch of liberal bullshit, honey. Cause they used to dump the trash in there. When we first moved there, they dumped the trash. I remember I went to high school, kid had a rash all over his face from swimming in the ocean.

He had a bacterial infection. Oh, so he went to a dirty area that you wouldn't have gone to? That's what he would have gotten. It was Wildwood. So Wildwood apparently sticks out farther into the ocean than Ocean City did. It's kind of like curved in. So he swam there and they always had bacterial issues

when we first moved there and the beaches would close and he kind of had that, no, he's a child. It's not calling it liberal bullshit, but he was like, yeah, you know, they make, they worry about everything. And then he got sick. I swam in filthy waters. A kid like on the farm, like I would swim in, like we had two fish ponds and one of them was like, there was definitely too much cow shit in that pond to get in there. And I definitely swallowed some of it.

Never had a pond on a farm is dirtier than what fucking RFK was swimming in. I've seen enough fish ponds on farms. That's why it looked like chocolate milk. Yeah, exactly. You're lucky you didn't lose an eye. I never bothered me. Never had any issues as kid. I'd be all up in there walking barefoot in there like like squishy mud on the bottom.

Just didn't care. Now I think about it. I'm like, what were you doing? I wouldn't do that now. I mean, as a grown man, I'd be scared to walk into that water that I was just going to town. To be like the, like a high level government official, you have access to nice creeks and you're like, no, bitch, I'm swimming here in this filthy one. And then Kristi Noem, I think her name is, she's the one that cosplays and wears like a full face of makeup and her hair did while she's like catching

illegals wearing a flack jacket and carrying around a machine gun or whatever. They had her before Congress and they're just trying to get her to say, hey, this picture of this Kilmar Garcia guy, those numbers and letters in Times New Roman, you realize that those aren't tattoos, right? And she just won't answer the question. She dances around it.

And he's like, I have a three year old, a five year old, a six year old, and the bullshit detector. And I'm gonna tell you, none of them would have, and it just, she dances and dances, and he cannot get her to just say, well, yeah, clearly he doesn't have Times New Roman tattoos.

She won't say it. It's it's a city has banned swimming in this creek for like 50 years. So it's not like a new like, hey, we just found out there's some some gross poo in this. Like, no, it's been a half century and he's like, I'm going to enjoy a nice Saturday. Then Trump met the former al Qaeda fighter who's fought in Iraq against us and killed plenty of Americans and terrorists for years.

He now runs Syria. Trump said he's a real good looking guy, a real tough guy, a fighter, and Trump likes it. You know the solution. Then he removed the sanctions against Syria because the Saudi Arabian government Saudi Arabian government told him to the same Saudi Arabian government that funded 9-eleven well, I mean we removed sanctions on Syria because our our regime regime

replacement worked We wanted the leader of al-qaeda no rid of Bashar al-assad We wanted well, we should't get the guy we wanted. Well, we should do just bring Assad back. No, we did it for... Back to Charlie.

We could have just done that. It was... He said, hey, the Saudis wanted me to do this. Like it's him coming up with this. The Saudis pressured him to do this and then they bought $200 million worth of airplane. I'm not defending a Taliban or whatever the fuck, I'm just saying we didn't really have a problem with this when we had a rational actor like Bashar al-Assad in charge and then we did regime change and now there's a bunch of horse

shit which is what usually happens with regime change. We could have just left Bashar al-Assad who protected the minority Christians in that region against extremists. We could have left him in charge and we didn't. Now he's in fucking exile in Russia. So another fucking swinging a fucking miss with the regime change nonsense that the US. I mean, we'll see. I don't care if it works out or if it doesn't. I don't like that guy.

I didn't forget 9-11. I don't like that shit. Never forgot even for a second. Look, if I was the president, I'd have melted the Middle East. I bet you did. I bet there were some dark nights where you fucking forgot. I'd have melted the whole Middle East. We would be on horse and buckies because I'd have irradiated all the oil in Saudi Arabia after they did that shit. I would have glassed those cocksuckers that bowing down to their fucking filthy oil money now is disgusting. It's disgusting.

We stopped bombing the Houthis in Yemen, and I think it's because Qatar said to do it. Well, Trump says they surrendered. And he also mentioned that those those those who these are some brave guys some real tough cookies Valiantly, I'm not saying you're wrong, but why cutter like isn't it Qatar? It's both works. Yeah, I I watched a video and they said cutter was the right pronunciation But I'm gonna I'm gonna google it if someone's from

Qatar or like if you were to say a national of Qatar you wouldn't say a cuttary You'd be like a qatari a qatari national. I think My this is one of my annoying thing. I don't like when a spanish word comes up and all of a sudden the newscaster becomes Uh, oh like aoc where she's like master becomes. Oh, like AOC where she's like, we need to defend Los Angeles Boulevard from violence. I think I'm gonna switch to Qatar. Cause what happened is I watched this

Jonathan Harris video. Do you know that YouTuber? He did a big thing about Qatar like eight months ago. And he's like, Americans say Qatar, which is wrong. The right version is Qatar, but the real right version is, and then it was like, you know, when someone busts into like deep Spanish accent, like the real version is,

but I won't say that for you. And I was like, okay, okay, so Qatar is right. I learned Qatar is right, I'll burn that in. And now I Google it and this little, you know the words, the lips move. But she's clearly saying Qatar. So that's my new standard. I don't know enough about it.

I just, I heard cutter and I'm like, am I wrong? That's what I thought. It's not Qatar. Like. I always said Qatar. I've heard both used by like talking heads on TV. So I think both work just fine. And I'm not arrogant, Arabic.

So I am. I'm not Arabic. So I was Qatar, although Lebanon. And I think Qatar, I think they don't like Lebanon. They're not. Now, I still want to hear his take on the pronunciation. Yeah, he would probably have. We'll get his dad on the stream. Last case. Real one. No, it's wild. And he's, and he's, I can't believe he's,

he's going to take that fucking plane. It's so crazy to take that. Do you think he'll take it? I hope, look, I hope he, if he does take it, I hope it doesn't become air force one. I hope what they do is they say, this is Trump's plane and we're going to park it over here. You'll fly air force One throughout his presidency. And when he leaves the presidency, look at that, he's got himself a palace in the sky. As corrupt as that is, I like that way more

than taking that plane and turning it into the new Air Force One and risking it being some sort of spy plane, spying on whoever's in it somehow. I just don't think there's, I don't think you would ever be 100% sure. Like you'd have to take it apart, bolt by bolt, screw by screw. And even then I just,

if you have enough money and enough smart people, you'll find a way. Like in the eighties, we were bouncing lasers off panes of glass and listening to what's going on inside the room, cause the glass is vibrating, it's oscillating. And the laser's picking that up just like a needle on a record.

That's like 1980s bullshit. That's 1980s bullshit. What we have now must pale in comparison to that. So- The other thing I wanted to say, and Kyle knows this already, but it's gonna cost almost a billion dollars to convert this thing to Air Force One,

to give it air-to to air refueling capacity. It'll have surface to air, air to air defense capabilities, all that fun stuff. It's going to be very expensive and it will be finished around the time the new Air Force One is scheduled to be finished anyway. They're like within nine months. And I'm like, don't spend an extra billion on this plane to Air Force One-of-fie it when you're just gonna retire it three months later or something like that. Yeah, it's gonna get like a couple flights and they're gonna be like, hey, the new one's

done and it's like, all right, well, we're switching to the fucking new one. He will not switch to the new one. No, he doesn't have a microphone. No, it's not. You already said that the one we're making has like EMP protection, all sorts of stuff. No, add that to the one he's buying. That's what the billion is, yeah, to convert it into. When I said Air Force one-of-fie, I was has like EMP protection, all sorts of stuff. Add that to the one he's buying. That's what the brilliant is, yeah, to convert it into. When I said Air Force One, I was talking about EMP.

What he's buying, it- Well, that would be fucking absurd to use any airplane that isn't built for Air Force One. That's crazy. I don't have the details, the specs, but I believe what he's buying is a much larger plane on the inside. I think it has multiple levels. What he's buying? levels like he's morning One when he's the one that uh, he's Kyle you

Closest clued in how big we're buying in compared to what? One is the new Air Force one won't be bigger than the old Air Force one It'll just be a new Air Force one,. But I think this is definitely a bigger plane. It looks bigger. It looks fatter. They're both 747s, but I don't know my 747-8s versus my 747-6 is well enough to say. I didn't even know they had different kinds. So you're ahead of the curve in my world.

I know the Qatar one is the 8. I don't know what Air Force one is. So their plane is just boilerplate 747 eight or some shit that has a bunch of nice gold inside and like good toilets and probably a nice kitchen. We can make that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. We can make a fucking Air Force one that's just as good as that. And if it's a little smaller, no big deal. How much space on the plane are you using when you're like just going to Munich? Like it's not like space is going to be an issue. He brings the entire press corps with him and like tons of staff and people like it's an enormous plane that he's getting.

It's a palace in the sky. It's what they describe it as. And it looks like it looks like a really big capacity difference I don't know those those I don't have those answers But when I look at the pictures of it, it looks like a much bigger plane to me And I'm having a hard time finding the specs online. I don't care though in the end. He shouldn't take it It's crazy to take it. It's embarrassing to take it. You know, it's embarrassing to take it. It's what you said that the new one is supposed to be out in the next year or two. So he's

negotiated. He renegotiated that contract with Boeing or whoever is making the new Air Force one during his last term. And he did chip the price down by billions or something. And I think it was estimated to go into service either sometime between 2025 and 2027 is when the new one it was supposed to be ready. That sucks. That's like a fucking, that's like the moon landing prediction

where they just keep dragging us along. I don't think so. I mean, they're building one plane. 2025 that's the year it is right now and we're not going to the moon. Well, they've built it for a couple couple years. I have a quick stat. The plane from Qatar is 250 feet long and the current Air Force One is 231 feet long. So 19. Fuck off. That's not a big difference at all. That is not a big enough difference. If he said

the Qatar plane was 600 feet long, I'd be like, this really is an air palace. It's 19 feet bigger. It must be a one of a kind thing. And it's like, no, it's just kind of Boeing made it and sent it to Qatar. And then they made it really gauche with a lot of marble countertops and gold finishing. And that's what it is. I know you guys are both for, sorry. It's a 747-8. So the Qat what it is. I know you guys are both, sorry. It's a 747-8.

So the Qatari one is. I'm pulling up the specs here. I've got a good link, I think. I think there's a graph there. Or graphic, I should say. It's the final series of the large, long range wide body airliners in the Boeing 747 family. It is the largest model variant of the 747 and Boeing's largest aircraft overall.

I think I can't find specs on the new Air Force One, the one that's coming soon. I wonder if there's 200 B. new one is 200 be the new one The Air Force one is a Boeing 747 200 be specifically the VC to 5a variant These aircraft are heavily modified for presidential transport with two currently in use. They are known for their advanced security communications and command and control capabilities That sounds like the old one It does Hmm. I'm not sure that the new one. It does.

I'm not sure that the new one is necessarily a new model. But I don't know. I know I wouldn't take a plane from the cars. We're the richest country in the most powerful country in the world. And we can make our own fucking planes. And we make our own fucking planes. Boeing's an American company. And they just made a bunch of, they were on their last leg and now they're selling, I

know you said 200 billion. I saw a little fact. Sort of million, I thought. No, it was 200. Billion? Their deal to Qatar was 200 billion. That was the claimed. And then it was like the fact check was 97, 98 billion or something was It was like the real number, which is, why are there two numbers?

Always. I have no idea. I just, you have to like de-trumpify everything you say. I don't think it was, uh, I think it was one of his cronies that said that I don't, I don't remember. It's frustrating that you never get your like real numbers and it's always a, it's always a very important thing for Boeing right now. I guess they're not doing too hot, which is like, is Boeing not doing hot? You're the plane guy.

Is Airbus really kicking your ass? Come on, get it together. Really? Yeah. It's a, it's one embarrassment after another. I hope these trade deals are like they, uh, suggest they are. I hope that thing with the UK is what it looked like and that we had just bent them over a barrel. We already had a surplus with them. Well, a trade surplus, but I don't know what that number is, how that number is even relevant, right? It's about... I guess you're right. Those are the numbers he uses and it's like, why do you care about that? Like, of course, Estonia has imports less than,

you know, they've got some weird. The goal is to make a market that is more easy for the US. The fairies are irrelevant. It's about like, it's about the hurdles to get into that market, to get our products into their markets and vice versa. And it seemingly he had lowered the hurdles for American products to get

into the UK and raised the hurdle for UK products to get into America, which is bending them over a barrel if that's accurate. But I had such a hard time finding out if it was accurate or not, I gave up. Because the left thing is screaming foul. I saw an article from the BBC that said that and I thought that was kind of reliable. And they were saying what you said about the tariff change. You see, there's no deal signed. No deal, which is why I was a little less interested in getting into the details. Like, oh, they announced the concept of a plan. Fine.

Yeah, we have a framework for an outlook or a concept of a plan that may or may not get the fuck out of here. Tell me when it's the fight is signed. Don't talk about that. Who don't talk to me about who you might hypothetically fight, how much you're going to get paid when you hypothetically fight that person, how much we're going to love you when you beat them up. I don't hear that motherfucker. So I'm not lying. It is dotted. Do we export a lot of ethanol? You would have, I don't know. We make a lot. I know we make a lot of ethanol? You would imagine.

I don't know, we make a lot. I know we make a lot of that. You think we'd be really good at making it. We make corn better than most. We really do. Big pat on the back for us. Yeah, we're good at that. We make that corn, we ethanolize it

or whatever fucking the process. Hats off to Montesanto, thank goodness for them. Big shout out to Montesanto. Thank goodness for them. Out to Monsanto but good. Those Monsanto now they're the, the evil guys in the room. Monsanto was a terrible, terrible evil corporation. They were a St. Louis corporation. Yeah. They make them ground up. Uh,

roundups, the most effective herbicide that you can imagine. It kills anything you spray it on also causes cancer Wink wink nod nod and so what they did was they developed crop seeds corn wheat soybean that Can just shrug off roundup. So now instead of Having to use some specialized herbicide that's just for this plant or just for that plant this weed that's in your crop field You just nuke the whole field with Roundup and your corn loves it. Corn doesn't mind it because it's Monsanto corn. But if your neighbors, you have to buy that seed from Monsanto. And the people who say don't buy the Monsanto seed, we're going

to stick with our regular seed and farm like we've always farmed here. Well, pollination doesn't work that way. So the Monsanto corn pollinates your normal corn. All of a sudden you've got bootleg kernels and Monsanto is gonna sue you because you're growing Monsanto corn over there. It really is unfathomably. Oh wait, you're a generational farmer with $200,000 to your name and leverage so much debt you can't imagine

that a regular farmer has that much. Good luck in court. We've got a team of lawyers. We're Monsanto. You're dealing with a billion dollar corporation against some old guy running a corn farm. That's evil. Evil incarnate. Yeah, that is fucking evil. And like, I've heard that the seeds they sell, they don't have like normal germination, like repeat germination process. And so it's like, we made these seeds that will germinate once, and then you can sell this. And then after that, you got to come back to daddy. Good news is next year we'll sell you more. Next year we're going to sell you more and also we're going to sell you all the what is it the what's the shit that's like horrible the glyphosate or whatever chemical it is you have to spray to

keep all the non-stats going. Yeah something like that and it's like, that is a global for us. That's one of those things that is like, it's okay. You can beat cancer. You can beat cancer. You've defeated probably what caused it the first time we would spray round up everywhere around our buildings, around, you know, everywhere. And I would, I'd run a backpack sprayer. I'd run a wand sprayer on a tractor with 250 gallons of it coming out with a PTA powered.

Fuck no. We don't own a mask. What is he gay? You must own the mask cause you get it painting. Yeah. Well those are like special painting masks. Like you wouldn't want to wear that, that rubbery thing around your face in the summer, walking around like, that'd be super gay looking, you know, it's a bunch of rednecks. Like they made fun of me for wearing gloves, you know? It's, it's.

Really? Oh yeah. Oh, get the gloves off so you can work. Cause the gloves are getting in your way. You're doing some stuff. Get the fucking gloves off. I have, when I got my tractor and got all farm ready, I bought the deer skin gloves.

Cause I figured that's what farmers wore. I didn't know I was being so gay. Gloves at all. I can tell just by looking at my grandpa's hands that he was not a glove man. Nope. Just gigantic sausage fingers with scars and shit all over it. And it's like, oh, okay. I was probably because his dad said he was gay if he wore gloves. I was on Reddit and I saw twin brothers, but one of them became, I don't know, something awesome like an accountant, and the other became a farmer,

and they showed their hands next to each other, identical twins. The farmer's hands were just meaty, like muscle was packed into every little bit of that hand, and the accountant's hands were gentle. They were lithe, like a violinist. Okay. A debutante's hands.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. That is crazy. I remember thinking that as a little kid, I was like, why the fuck are grandpa's hands so fucking massive? Like, why are they so like gnarled and thick? And it was because he was fucking raising cattle and getting a lot of damage done to him on his father's farm.

You can also get sucked into machinery with gloves. Like we would often operate these high power drills that it's kind of complicated, but they are the drill. You take a high-powered drill and it operates a winch that's up high. And so you have the drill has a long, the bit that goes into the drill is five feet long. And at the end it has a hook and you put that hook in a hook and it's in the ceiling.

And that turns a winch. So you're, and that thing will lock up every now and then and he goes and it like tries to twist at it. It'll break your fucking hand. And every now and then you get sucked into shit like that with gloves. We had augers, lots of augers pulling feed down a long pipe. It sucked in on them bitches wearing gloves to dad got sucked in one time. Those get hurt. Now I pulled him out. He was his whole his hand was like in there like this I pulled the cord and then I pulled the the spring all the way out so he could get free He was stuck in there. I had a friend's dad

He was in a litter spreading truck or fertilizer spreading truck and in the but it's a dump truck, but it doesn't dump Instead in the in the base in the floor. there's a conveyor belt. But it's not a belt, it's a chain that's dragging metal bars that sort of hook fertilizer or chicken shit or wood chips, whatever you're spreading. And then at the very back, it has two wheels spinning like this, just like a lawn fertilizer does, one of those slings fertilizer. My friend's dad fell and got sucked into those spinning things and it disemboweled him in the back of a truck full of I don't know five tons of chicken shit they stuffed his innards

with chicken shit to keep him from bleeding out and he lived what yeah like he was opened up long out until they could get what well like he was opened up for a long time. Until they could get, well, like he's bleeding out right now. So they stuffed him full to like staunch the bleeding. And no one wanted to offer their t-shirt. That's what we did on the beach. Yeah. This was a wound like. Yeah, a couple of socks. He had a hole in his belly.

Like you could put a watermelon in. That's a lot. I still just. I ripped him open. Honestly, I grabbed shirts from everybody. I don't know how many people were there. Just one. Oh.

Well, not a lot of shoes. I feel like I'd be giving him my pants too. Like I- Imagine if one person there had been wearing their reliable podcasting jacket. Right, if one guy had a PTA hoodie, this could have worked out great. Absorb. Yeah.

My great grandpa had got a bunch of fingers ripped off or a couple of fingers ripped off by a piece of farming equipment. And like every time I met him as a kid, I'd be like, yeah, like, you know, as a kid where you see someone deform, you're like, Oh, like you, you don't see it as mean. It's just an instinctive, like, why are you deformed? And he had a couple of fingers ripped off in his thumb he was missing the final digit on a thumb and i always thought it was like he did that as an old man apparently i think he did it like in his 40s and then just had to keep farming with you know two and a half less fingers in 1992 john thompson was home alone when he had both his arms ripped off in a

farming accident. However, he still managed to get up and dial for help by holding a pencil in his mouth. He survived and both arms were reattached. That's crazy. I would have cried like a baby and die. Reattached is the neat part of it. Like there's an image there. I'm looking. Yeah, it's crazy. What a badass. Yeah. Yeah. John Thompson rules. The doctor rules as well. Yeah. Yeah, you need the doctor there and whoever picked his arms up for him because he sure did. Maybe maybe he did like what soccer players do and kind of kicked them. Oh, yeah. He's like juggling them with his knee. He gives him a hand. He's like, him because he sure did. Maybe he did like what soccer players do and he kind of kicked them.

Oh yeah he's juggling them with his knee. He gives him a header like towards the day. Here you go doc. No I don't think so. That guy rocks. Good for him. Farm accidents are scary. When my dad's friends had a tractor flip over him one time it just killed him. Like there was no like... Did he have the roll bar? No, no, not that I know of he was a big fat guy too like like extra fat Probably a hundred pounds overweight. So poorly How did it flip oh Probably just on a too steep of an incline, you know going sideways mowing or something like that

But it rolled over on him and killed him like immediately killed him. It must have been pretty steep. Tractors don't roll very easily. I'm sure you guys know this, but they're heavy down low more so than you might guess to look at them. If they do, it's a disaster. If you raise your bucket up too high, sometimes you can, you can initiate a rollover if you don't know what you're doing. If it's full. Yeah. Yeah. You put that weight up high and you just Yeah, I think over fast and hard. I

Have a roll bar and I never ride without my seatbelt Really never used seatbelt on one of those things really I figured I wanted to be able to get off if I needed to I Felt like I was fry and if some I felt like I was fry and if some Sometimes you you mow over a bumblebee nest or a yellow jacket nest and you get swarmed I've seen my dad come off a tractor before and leave let the tractor keep going Really? He got swarmed, but he ran over a an underground yellow jacket nest and they swarmed him He I mean he's getting cut he was getting stung all over. Yeah, you feel like the tractor was faster I'm sure he threw it no no no definitely faster like like he was the tractor was covered with him

He bailed off that bitch tractor goes 17 miles an hour, which is approximately four times faster than I go But I would guess that's about a Third as fast as those wasps It's still my best option. Yeah, they're mean Wasps. It's still my best option. Fuck you. Yeah, they're mean. This is a totally different thing,

but have you guys ever seen into a neighbor's garage and it wasn't what you thought it would be, like ever driven by a neighbor's garage? I have a neighbor and I drive by and they put down a, they take the doors up so you can see in and then they have the netting to like keep bugs and stuff from coming in and the inside is like really nice.

Like he's got a man cave in there with a huge TV and like it's clearly set up to be his sports cave. And then I've definitely seen neighbors with like gyms out there, but I've never seen anything weird. That's the one I was getting before Taylor goes, there's a gym. So sometimes I ride my motorcycle around the neighborhood just to practice slow speed drills, U-turns

and stuff like that. And there's a guy who'll have his garage door up and there's a gym in there. He's got the bench and the squat rack. It's pretty good garage gym. But what's neat is he always has like two or three friends working out with him. And a little part of me is like,

man, I want to be your friend, but I'm, that's my story. You could, you're jacked. You can get in there, throw some weight around. They're more jacked. Oh, are they? They're all black too. Oh, they need you?

Right in case someone has to talk to the police. Yeah, yeah. What if someone needs- Wait, y'all get all this expensive equipment boys? And you stand up. It's okay officer. Oh, I didn't see you there. I didn't realize we had a respectable member of the community in here.

Oh Jesus. That. I don't know. Taylor has a story to tell but we were. It's nothing. There was a. We have a friend, a black friend, and this guy's like super jacky, looks like an NFL athlete. And he was riding around in the golf cart

with Colin or something. And the police was like questioning, like, what are you doing here? What's that golf cart doing? Why is a golf cart on the road? And I had to come out there and the guy was like, oh, okay. And he's like, what? Golf cart on the road, what's that about?

It's like, I own this road. My property line goes past this road. He's on my property right now. It's like, I'm sorry to bother you. So like we had a situation that was a lot like you said. He was, well, I just saw a black man driving a small white child around and I was like, what the fuck is going on here.

I feel right. I would have stopped the white man driving around a 11 year old black girl, too. Just saying. Maybe maybe a little help. I was, I was leaving my neighborhood as I've done many times over the. Six and a half years I've lived here and I had never seen this person's garage open. Nice house, clean yard, everything looks good. And for the first time ever I was going to the grocery store and do some shopping and their garage for the first time ever happened to be open.

And I drove past it and it's like all white people who live there. And they had in their garage, what looked like a fucking footlocker, like rows and rows and rows of tennis shoes, like, like sneakers, which is not something I thought white people got that into collecting. But the entire garage, I always wondered, like they've a three car garage, why do they never have any cars in their garage? It's because they've got apparently, thousands of dollars of sneakers and tennis shoes in there that this guy was one day just in this last week reorganizing. And I thought like, what a what a

weird thing to be into, as like a suburban family man white guy to be like, sorry, hon, can't go on vacation. I had to buy 40 Air Force ones and then put them in pristine boxes on the eighth rack in my three car garage. There was nothing else in their garage. Like if someone drives by my garage, first of all it's not nearly as clean and tidy as that guy's garage. You can see like there's a tool chest, there's an air compressor, there's like stuff

in there that you might need every gallons. I don't fucking know. I got it for free and I've never used it. And I got a bunch of tools, like regular tools I use. That's not nice, but I'm on your side. Yeah, well, I got a big boy. Hold on it's a 50 gallon? Correct numbers would be 60 or 80 or a pay. Then Zach moved this but he I like the amount of space in this three car garage that was taken up by sneakers I just I've never seen. Do you think he has an addiction of little side business? Do you think he has an addiction of little side business? Do you think he has like a solid investments or? Yeah, white guy. If there were a side business going on, I would have seen people like pulling in from time to time, but there's

never anyone there but their family other than like, you know, Mother's Day comes around, there's cars in front of everyone's house or whatnot. Were they in boxes? Or a lot of them were in boxes but there was also a big wall where they were kind of in those slat, those slots that you can kind of hang like a bag and so I don't fucking know but I was like taking a bag where I was like this guy. They're expensive depending on what he has. Into tennis shoes. There's a lot of five thousand dollar pairs of sneakers. Maybe I'm just too white and I don't get it. But like, collecting tennis shoes, like they're rare edition. You wear them to goof around. No. So they're collecting like rare edition Air Force ones. Like sometimes like I know they they did the box with Jordan's face on it, like a hologram

for a while and like a couple of special editions. Sometimes like the lettering will be like all this. We've got the gold lettering. They only did that this year for like the Olympic team sneakers. And this is the special Jordan that came out this year. Oh, these are the Air Force. These are the first Jordans that he wasn't supposed to wear. They didn't have permission to wear on the court.

I don't know. I watch a lot of that content for some reason. It's interesting. You watch sneaker content. Yeah, I watch people like selling sneakers. So the content creator runs like a sneaker store. And so people will come in and they'll be like, check this out. And he's like, fuck dude, they only made three pairs of these in 1992.

Where'd you get it? Been in the box the whole time, never worn them. Oh my God, they smell new. What have you been doing with these? And then, you know, I don't know. I find it interesting. They're rare items. I like collecting. The these and that you know, I don't know. I find interesting. They're rare items I like collect the interesting thing for me is when they um rehab the sneakers

I'll be sneakers that are trashed by any means and then they just like replace the souls and freshen them up and shine They look like new sneakers afterwards. I don't know why somebody would do that. Like it doesn't seem like a good thing to Rejuvenate I don't know Like it doesn't seem like a good thing to to read rejuvenate. I don't know They'll customize them like like my buddies in high school had uh had the gucci air force ones and the louis vuitton air force ones where they take a regular pair of air force ones and they Take a bunch of the material off the outside and they take louis vuitton material and they fucking put it on there Like he had custom ones. Um, i've seen gun shit like that There's this uh, there's this gun store store in Vegas and that's what they do.

They're really high-end boutiquey, but it's not like they make custom firearms. They make fancy firearms. So they cut up Louis Vuitton bags, Gucci bags, and they make pistol grips and all sorts of gun. Louis Vuitton sneakers and bags. I think it's neat when we learn stuff about child, I'm sorry, Kyle's childhood, and now we know he's gay.

They weren't my speakers, they were my buddy's legs. We didn't need to wait for the childhood stuff. You remember when Finster was on, he's a bit of a homo, and that's fine. I look just the way you are, but you are gay. Am I? No, is this how I find out? You're just a little gay. I'm glad Kyle's guy.

I wouldn't let him suck my dick otherwise. I'd love to be weird. I'm awkward. Thank you for giving me that. Second day. I don't make any sense. Around the mouth hair for me to even know until he says something. That's a small dick. When he made fun of my dick I would know, but other than that, no, I would have no idea. Get over here Taylor, I want to floss with your little cock.

Yeah, see that would turn me off because I'd be like now this is a man. Yeah, now you've hurt my feelings. Yeah. Now you've been rude to me. No, but you are a little you are gay. Because I wear gloves in my head and I moisturize. Yeah, but it's just like the whole thing. He's not gay. His taste in women is so fucking straight. No hair, no nothing good. That's true. No square jaws, no hairy women. If anything, I hear a guy. We should sort of smile. Is there. There was no hair slider on the female character in my current game I'm playing.

I'm like, this fucking sucks. Fucking a hetero's. Wait, what did you want to do? You want to make my girl an elderly. You can get a hairy woman in there. Now I'm playing Neo 2 and there's just no way to make your girl hairy. It sucks. You were making your girl's hair.

Obviously full on Harry. I'm not gonna do that. It sucks. You were making your girls hairy? Obviously, full on Harry. The chat would be so disappointed if I had a non-hairy woman. That's true. It would go against your principles. Mm hmm. I do not like the body hair. I don't either. And I'm missing out on

the gigastasis. The high sex drive women. Hairy ones. I believe in that. I think that's genetic. I made it up. I believe it though. A little. It seems like it'd be something. Yeah, I don't think Italians have higher tea. I just think they ran into the Moors for 800 years. They're just full. You think of the Spanish? What did I say? Italian. Clearly. Yeah. Spain didn't have any issue with the Moors. No, Spain had the big issue with the Moors. Yeah, isn't that the correct way? Because Spain was lost to Muslim conquest for hundreds of years in the Middle Ages and it wasn't for a long time that they actually pushed them back. Yeah, that's the bit from True Romance when he's like, you know, an eggplant.

You're your great grandmother fucked a ninja. Right. Right. She fucked it. She did. It's a fact. It's written in history. She fucked a ninja. That's very funny because the Moors were Arabs. I googled it. They were black Arabs from North. Italians do not have higher testosterone but

Mexicans do they have higher tea. It's all that time. Actually, that's curious because they're also very small They're very small Race the Mexicans a lot of machismo. They're good boxers. They're short and they're little but they're tough They're they're rally. They can they and they're little, but they're tough. They're, they're rowdy. They can do it with the best. They're hearty. They're a thick bunch. Big shout out to the Mexicans. A little shout out. Little shout out to the Mexicans. Stay home. Stay, stay home. Don't fucking stop fucking coming here. We got enough of your food and we've figured out that it's the same six ingredients in different shapes.

You know, not enough meat. And not enough media is the biggest critique I have of Mexican food is they try and bamboozle you with tortillas and and all the tomatoes and then the amount of meat in the taco is just not it's not sustainable for me as a european man of of a mutt descent all sorts of pieces all over the continent okay i had good mexican last night i got these like good like tacos i got like a barbacoa one and uh chicken and uh what's the uh the sausage what's that fancy sausage they have one and chicken and what's the sausage? What's that fancy sausage they have? Chorizo. Chorizo has to be awful for you because it tasted wonderful.

It's fantastic. How did you get it? Was it like a door dash type thing or did you go out? Yeah, no, I door dashed it. No, I felt like shit for like probably three days now. I've been mostly in bed drinking my apple juice and my orange tea just just shivering and sweating and coughing orange tea see yeah i got this like it's like orange and cinnamon i needed some herbal tea for my throat it hurts so much a lot of gay guys drink it you don't drink tea i actually drink tea when i'm sick actually yeah i drink a lot of tea okay I like to. Okay. I drink herbal tea, the straight. It doesn't make you less gay just because I drink tea when I'm sick. No honey, that's gay. What is orange tea?

It's just. Literally orange essence tea, like herbal tea? Yeah, it's an herbal. I got some, an herbal tea that's like orange and cinnamon. And then I got to have this like vanilla and peppermint or something like that and throw a little honey in there. It makes my throat not feel like I swallowed insulation. How many days in are you?

Because it seems like you're near the end. You sound good now. I put on a good show. Every time I get up, I have a full on coughing meltdown in the bathroom where I'm blowing my nose and it's not good mucus that's coming up. And then I'm coughing and coughing until I gag and then almost vomiting and then like my eyes are watering

and just having a full on meltdown about once an hour. Being sick is so awful. And then a few days later, you completely forget how bad it was. I'm like, Oh, does Kyle have a coldy woldy? Yeah, if it was. I'm like, Oh, does Kyle have a coldy woldy? If it was me, you guys don't understand what I'm going through. You guys don't get it. I can't breathe right.

And I can't sleep because I can't breathe right now. I feel worse. Oh, that's the worst part of breathing. Right. Thing I got though. Let me tell you this. This is, this is one of those like, you should remember this forever type tips. This is not a

minor tip. You need to get that nasal spray, like the extreme cold and flu nasal spray. It dilates the passageways in your nose. It literally makes them expand and open up and it's like magic. You hit both nostrils twice with that, wait 30 seconds and then blow your nose and it's like, oh my God, I don't think I breathe this well when I'm not sick. Like it's shocking how well you can suddenly breathe because I can't sleep breathing through my mouth like I now my sore throat's going to be awful and I can't fall asleep if I'm breathing through my mouth. So it's like that stuff is life-saving. My routine is sleeping for about two hours maybe three and then waking up and having to do a full nose blow,

throat clearing, nasal spray applying, Vaseline under my nose so it doesn't chafe kind of thing. That sucks. It's a good night. That's busted. As a guy with sleep apnea, I know what bad sleep does to you and it just ruins your next day. I stayed up all night last night watching

that Yellowstone show. My sleep schedule's real bad. It's not even that it's flipped. I've almost got a DaVinci-like sleep schedule where I'm sleeping like two or three hours and then I feel good. Like Kramer? Yeah, I'm sleeping. He was sleeping 20 minutes every three hours, which is, can't keep that up. But I'm sleeping like two or three hours and then I'm up for like five or six and then two or three and then up For five or six. It's not healthy doesn't feel good Looking forward to not being sick anymore. You're near the end. Have you not been distracting yourself with gaming more with TV? Yeah, I've been kind of like I don't have anything to play right now or that I want to play right now

I've got plenty of stuff to play but I don't want to play anything. I'm not interested I kind of lost interest in Oblivion. Just lost interest in Oblivion. Haven't played that in about a week. And I don't really care to play the new Doom. I'm not inspired by that at all. I will eventually, like I said, you know, a few hours ago, but I'm not downloading it tonight.

It came out today. I'm not gonna download it. What about Expedition 33? People are saying that's good. I haven't played it. Oh, I think it's gonna be the game of the year Like it's not exactly my style, but it's incredibly deep and beautiful and it it checks all the boxes Like like the music the art design the character design the story. It's very original. The the combat system is neat I I it's it's going to be a contender for game of the year. It'll be in the top three games this year

It's great and it's it's going to be a contender for game of the year. It'll be in the top three games this year It's great and it's on game pass. I Downloaded it, but I haven't given it a go yet. I think I'm gonna do a second oblivion Oh, we're actually don't over level and play legitimately Yeah, there's there's a lot of talking initially when you start exhibition 33 you'll There might be 30 minutes before you actually start playing the game. Oh, I hate that. I mean, I hate it so much. I I'm with story, but I don't want to be fucking held hostage with a beginning story. Tell me as I play, tell me the story as I'm playing with.

Maybe I played it slowly. You know, you start off in Paris and you're like dealing with like personal life drama like your girlfriend's about to die because of this thing that goes on in the world where you died a certain age and I Don't know he's coming to terms with that and then like they're all getting geared up to go do the big expedition And there's there's a few vendors and traders and that's all very confusing But once you get there once you start the game, it's pretty good, it's pretty good. I like it, I've only played a few hours.

I'm not really interested in any game right now though. I don't know. I have a hard time caring about game lore. And while I'm playing, I turn into the most impatient person ever. I'm just like, shut up, shut up. Shut your fucking whore mouth, you cunt. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

just trying to get them to like race through it quicker. But sometimes I'll sit through a cut scene because chat might want to see it or they'll quiz me about it. Like, Woody, what's this game about? From what I've gathered, there are bad people here and I need to get rid of them. Do you know that Elden Ring is all a dream? No.

Wow. Don't say that, That's so stupid. Are you sure that's true? Yeah, that's in canon lore. Do a quick Google search. And damn, you've been playing that game nonstop for weeks and you know, the whole hundred hours of my game. I don't know. That's not like you're genuinely a world renowned expert in the game. And you didn't know that bit of lore that's probably spelled out like.

At the beginning of the game. I don't like when they say something is a dream. You don't know that bit of lore that's probably spelled out like at the beginning of the game. I don't like when they say something is a dream. You don't like that? No. I think in Lovecraft lore, our whole universe in Lovecraft lore is also the dream of an ever sleeping eldritch horror god entity type thing. And if he ever wakes, it'll all evaporate. It's over. Okay, I

Enjoy that. I wish there was more movies that that did the eldritch horror thing. I like that. Love crafty and stuff. I like that we are insignificant and not only we're so insignificant that these beings don't even like Acknowledge that we exist These eldritch horrors that are beyond our comprehension that just looking upon them ruins our souls. These things that are billions of years old. I dig that. And also he had a cool cat, I hear. He had a really cool cat.

Yeah. Yeah. Big fan of HP Lovecraft's cat. And his cat Ninja. Ninja man? Was it Ninja man? It was like two words. I think he was a purist. I think it was just ninja.

Okay. I thought it was ninja man or ninja head actually. Ninja or we using code. We're using code. We're using code. H.B. Lovecraft renowned racist. Everyone loved. As much as he loved fantasy beasts, he did not like black people. There was the two sides of the coin there. Was the cat that immigration pouring into New York that was black and that's why he's not that racist.

Yeah, he respected that cat's identity. He was a bit of a kook that HP Lovecraft, which I guess if you're going to invent a bunch of fantasy horror stuff like that, you can't be a totally normal guy and have it be good. You have to be a bit of a kook to have the perception to really build worlds like that, which I would like short storybooks from HP Lovecraft and they are interesting. It's one of those like he's not as bad as Stephen King, but sometimes like even in the short storybook I bought of like all the collections of H.P. Lovecraft's short stories, he sets up the coolest world ever. And then it ends just with like some parable or like a little thing where there's not really any concrete resolution to the conflict.

It's just, you know, and the world went on and this person's death in and of itself. The main characters was insignificant and didn't change anything. But he has cool worlds. So if you haven't read H.B. Lovecraft stuff, you should audience. It's good. I'd rather watch one of the Eldritch horror type movies like The Void, something like that. Is that the shitty one, though? No, I like it a lot.

I think it's great. Oh no, I recognize the cover now. That was a good one. I liked that. You ever see the one with Sam Neal? Where he's tracking down the author? Like he's...

Man, I'm... Four and a half minutes guys. Four and a half minutes. He's, man, I'm just. You get four and a half minutes, four and a half, four and a half minutes. Even you think my cough medicine just wore off fell off the cliff. Poor guy. So what about Sam Neal? There's a Sam Neal movie that's sort of an Eldritch horror thing where he's at.

The author's name is Sutter Kane That'll get it for me In the mouth of madness in the mouth of madness, that's a good one, too. He's it's very wacky very weird I highly recommend that one that's a Sutter Kane is like the Stephen King stand-in for that universe and Sam Neill is is like the Stephen King stand in for that universe and Sam Neill is, uh, he's working for the publisher for Sutherkane's new novel and he's doing some investigation because I think maybe either the author disappeared or something like that. And so he's investigating it and he goes down this wacky, scary Eldritch horror-filled nightmare of a journey that leaves him insane, beyond insane. That was pretty good.

Okay, well I like Sam Neal a lot. I mean, you know, Jurassic Park, you know, I like him from Jurassic Park. I liked in Jurassic Park where he just fucking mocks that little kid for laughing in the very beginning. The little kid in the beginning is like, this is fucking gay. It's like a Turkey. And he's like in front of a bunch of adults. And he like takes a fucking raptor claw, a raptor claw out and it's like, do you know what it would do to you? It would slice you open and your innards would fall.

And he's doing this like a seven year old kid. I think it was a two year back though. Right. Like, I feel. That kid was a douche bag. Pretty stonelo, right? Like, I feel like that kid got a really good experience. He did. Or he was trying to- He'll remember about the Raptor forever and- Why didn't they arrest John Hammond at the end of that movie?

They probably should have because he was- He was in the bridge? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was his island. He did that to them all. Like, if, when we were on that helicopter, getting out of there and John Hammond takes a moment to turn around with his, it was his island. He did that to them all like if if if when we were on that helicopter getting out of there and John Hammond takes a moment to turn around with his still with his stupid game and like look back at The island and look oh my dream did come true and then he gets on the helicopter with us I kicked his old ass out John didn't make it John it fucking make it fuck him

He sent us to this hell island to be preyed upon by these super dangerous dinosaurs Let's all true. I don't know. I'm giving him too much credit. Intent, right? Like he intended to do something really dope. Just, you know, they bred oopsie doo. Yeah. And practice. It didn't go too well. Poor Sam Jackson got eat up. Well, I don't know who that is. So Jackson. English motherfucker. Do you speak it? Yeah, yeah, I don't remember him in the movie.

You know who I remember? Newman Newman. Yeah, Sam Jackson is a main character in the movie. He does get killed. His arm is the one that's left hanging on the chain link fence at one point that the blonde finds is like, ah, like freaks out because the arms. I'm not a main character. I'd remember him if he was a main. Fair enough. He's no Sam Neill. He's not one of those little.

I remember as a little kid watching it and like when they lowered that cow into the enclosure, it made me sad for the cow because I thought of all the cows I knew on my grandpa's farm and was like, oh man, holy shit, L Jackson is in this movie? Dad, I haven't seen it in so long. I didn't know who this was when I watched it as a kid. Well, it's been 25 years since I've watched this movie probably. I don't watch the sequels. I think the sequels are garbage. All that Chris Pratt stuff when he's riding a motorcycle flanked by velociraptors. I watched one. I hated it. I don't watch the sequels. I think the sequels are garbage. All that Chris Pratt stuff when he's riding a motorcycle flanked by velociraptors. Watch one. I hated it.

I didn't like how glib he was around the Raptors. Respect them. I respect them, I thought, but he tried to like domesticate them almost and be one of them. Yeah. Put that crocodile Dundee shit on him. He tried to treat them like dogs and it's like, no, no these are more powerful than dogs be real and they don't have fags They do have feathers. They don't even have feathers. I don't know why you're such a featherist because they don't make them less cool They make them less cool. They have to have scales

That's how I picture them in my head and I I don't care how much evidence comes out that proves me wrong Dinosaurs did not have feathers. They weren't fucking birds birds are gay dinosaurs are cool Birds are gay birds are gay they sing sick What's got birds? They're weak Gloves that is lame, but like it's not that birds inherently are gay. It's just like when you client include birds in the dinosaur world It's like fuck off like dinosaurs are sick. Have you ever seen a The terror bird that gigantic pterodactyl type bird that lived 10,000 years ago

And there's a have you seen the picture of it next to a man for scale? It's big enough to eat you it's head doesn't make sense like as far as proportions go It's like how the fuck did this thing fly with all of its weight in that enormous? Gigantic scary head. Hello bone in the body, right? Yeah, it's but it it looks like it's It looks like a 15 foot tall bird It looked it towers over a person in a way where if it saw you it looks like it would peck you once and kill you And it would it wouldn't even have to peck you. I could just-

There are Native American legends about terror birds doing exactly that and some people theorize that maybe some of those terror birds lived long enough to rub shoulders with man and so they had those stories. I think the same thing might be true about Sasquatch and the Gigantopithecus. I think that like there are so many, especially in the Pacific Northwest, where Gigantopithecus bones or teeth molars have been found up in Canada. There are lots of tribal legends about what essentially we would think of as Bigfoot.

Turtberds are pretty dope. I'm looking at them compared to an ostrich. I like it. I like what I'm seeing. You know what I think is neat? I'm glad that blue whales exist right now. Blue whales apparently are the biggest animal ever to exist on this planet.

And they're alive with us today. That we know of, you know? Maybe there's a mega blue. I think like- Blue whales are sick. That's really cool. I don't remember the percentage, but they broke down like what percentage

of bones get fossilized. And it's like one 10th of 1% or something. It's very rare that something even becomes a fossil. So there's tons of animals that we will never fossil evidence of. If there was a place we were bad at finding fossils, it might be the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. The hardest place to find them ever.

Yeah. There could be awesome stuff down there. So when a whale dies, it's called a whale fall. When the body sinks to the bottom, the carcass goes down there. It spawns an entire ecosystem of all sorts of anything from the little shrimp creatures to the... And there's a whole food chain that's created by the whale fall. And then sometimes you have underwater landslides, right? Like, that's when you have like tectonic plates move under the ocean. Sometimes you have huge amounts of mud and sediment that are laid over. So, you know, maybe that.

Speaking of that, I sent you that video from whatever fucking country that was. It's the only video ever of the fault line moving. That was cool. And you can see half the planet move one way. video ever of the the two the fault line moving you that was cool. And you can see half the planet move one way. And it's it's like security footage. What are you talking about, Taylor? It does not half the planet. After that tectonic plate. Yeah. Okay, well, that tectonic plate is like, I can't it was sick. It

was so much less violent. The world moves one way and the other and the rest of it sits still. And it's shocking. They said it was 15 to 18 feet. It was, it was a noticeable. There's like an earthquake and all of a sudden like half the landscape goes like everything in the far distance, everything in the foreground, the background, everything moves. And that amount of power is unfathomable. It's so much weight. That was really cool. That was the best video you've sent me in a long while.

I watched that probably 20 times. Well, I got this video here of the first grenade kill in Ukraine. They got a grenade launcher on a drone. And I thought 40 millimeter, right? 40 mic, mic grenade. Those are light. You carry those around, but I also thought

you'd have to hit the guy with those things. They're not super powerful. No, they have like a big they call it a grenade launcher. It's more like a big rocket launcher on the bottom of a drone. And they do like a pass over a person, shoot a rocket at him and blow him up. It's great. That's the video over there. Okay. That's also a first. I'll compare that to the tectonic clay one. Leave it enjoying the tectonic plate, but it's pretty cool. I'll compare that to the tectonic clay one. Leave it enjoying the tectonic plate. We should wrap it so Kyle can get more medicine. All right.

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