Painkiller Already - PKA 753 W/ Sam Hyde: The Filthy Truth Behind Dubai Chocolate

Episode Date: May 24, 2025

PKA 753, our guest Sam Hyde will be here shortly. Taylor? This episode of PKA is brought to you by PrizePix. Lock and load our wonderful merchandise. I'm sure you guys know devastating tornadoes here in the St. Louis area for the past week or so. I live in the county of St. Louis where it's well-run, not the city, the city trash, dog shit.

And five people died last week and like dozens were injured in central West end, which is actually the, uh, used to be like a fun neighborhood to live in. That's where I lived when I lived, like in the city, uh, that exact area where there used to be a bunch of fun bars and locations they've since closed down. that exact area where there used to be a bunch of fun bars and locations they've since closed down. This fat lady, she's a they them, and she weighs as much as two people. So it checks out that she's an individual they. She's been let go, paid leave, of course, like cop style, because they're saying a bunch of people died because they didn't sound the alarms in St. Louis, the city. They just didn't turn the alarms on. And so a bunch of people didn't

seek shelter and they died. And the reason they didn't sound the alarms is because no one was at work. No one was there to apparently there's a real physical button where you go. Wait, were they working from home? They said they were off Market Street, which is a place downtown for some workshop. But I've seen a couple people also disputing that like, Oh, wait, why? So all of you were there? Really? Really? All of you. You know, this wasn't a surprise tornado. It was talking to me. It was talking to me.

And she had to go there and use her and get her two portions. You know, this wasn't a surprise tornado. I like you. It was talking to me. What do you think there? And use her and get her two portions. Yeah, bring up, bring up that picture, that fat bitch, that that murderer and that her face. You'll laugh when you see it and think about it. All I want to see is her. You know, that Kevin James meme where he's like smirking in the kitchen with his looking down the hands, his pockets.

I want her fat face photoshopped I went on to him there yeah she just no one was it fucking work why would we put her face on her she's the head of I guess the button pushing because we had the alarms here in the county they didn't have them in the city and I know they have those alarms at work because I heard tornado alarms when I lived there and they just didn't like do you know how much lead time you have like we knew that it was shitty Let's pretend. I don't know a lot about tornadoes It's

It's not like it suddenly appeared It looks horrid outside for like a while before it pops up And so this lady just wasn't at work, didn't push the button, and a bunch of people got fucking Wizard of Oz'd away, sucked into the sky, tossed. Well, that doesn't sound so bad. They went to a fantasy land full of mystery and wonder.

Kyle, it's a problem. There are witches and wizards and warlocks and flying monkeys. I don't remember a wizard, but there's, you know, a lion. I don't remember a wizard, but, but there's, there's, it's, you know, you actually don't lie. It wasn't a real wizard. Sure. But it is about him. Really? The wizard of us. Dude, I can tell you 10,000%. I had, if I had a cushy government job where it was like,

be around to press the button all the time. No, but like when it's time to press it someone fucking be there to press This is exactly what I was telling you Tuesday about what it's like like having a farm during a tornado or something you you're there You're there in the storm next to the button But I don't know how many nights I sat in the truck next to my dad Next to that button that's waiting on the power to go out So we could start flipping switches and get the generators turned on to keep from losing the farm.

You know what I mean? So like that's inexcusable, that's crazy. The real problem is that it's not automated, that there's not an E button. There should be an app. There should be a phone app, yeah, yeah. Do, I feel so stupid for not knowing darn thing about hurricane or tornadoes.

Are they a lot less likely at night? I think of them all as daytime phenomena, but that might be because they're better on film in the daytime. I think that's a film thing because yeah, sometimes they're middle of the day, sometimes they're at night. I don't know, maybe there's data on it, but I would think they're like equally common depending on those surges of hot and cold air combining. But like, dude, the fact that it's a physical button, number one, ridiculous. Like you can't and number two, like the fact that their excuse was like, we were on market street, which is like a four and a half five minute drive

from where we needed to press the button. And it's like, okay, so, so you could have just gotten in the car and been like, it's getting rough out there. Someone needs to man the button. And then like driven away like a hero to slam the button and save some lives. I looked it up. Just didn't. Fact check, tornadoes happen more often during the day. Obviously the sun's heating the air causing those disparities between the two. But, but more deaths occur at night because nighttime tornadoes, people are asleep and I'll get the warning can't see what's happening. It's a Mmm, a little fact that is what did you use to look it up Google or chat GPT? Okay, always Google

Yeah, if I'm gonna chat GPT, I treat chat GPT like a an assistant Like I have a full on I turn the like listen to me mode on and we have a conversation back and forth If I'm like wonder it's usually I'm trying to understand a something this way over my head and then and and they're like The things that make up the explanation are also over my head someone Explain this electron spin thing again. Okay, what's a quark? How do we know that though? Oh good, okay. Okay. It's like it's that that over and over I have to build a foundation of knowledge before I can even begin to that's outstanding kind of understand the first part

I've been using chat GPT more often and on one hand Like it's it's speaking to me like, you know, like all this is a nice way to present information Etc. I like it I like that it returns like sentences that are on topic exactly what I asked for, as opposed to Google searches, which yields something often tangentially related to what I'm trying to learn. The downside of it is,

it's not really easy for me to question it. And I'm worried that I'm like, those are real MS-13 tattooing style, these chat GPT results where I'm just fooled by anything. You know, the computer said it, therefore it's true. But I know darn sure that the Google AI at the top of a search is garbage. Is chat GPT that much more trustworthy? Provide sources, it'll provide sources, it'll show you where it

got the information. And then you can track that down. I've heard people talk about how when it's actually dumbfounded, it'll make shit up out of whole cloth, and then it'll present it to you with full confidence. And you have to be like, dude, what are you doing? This? I don't remember what I got it on. Oh, I was asking about the Biden diagnosis. And it didn't know about it yet. It didn't know that information yet. So I had to be like, actually, he does have prostate cancer that has already spread to the bone just so you know. And it goes searching. Huh, you're right about

that one. Are you like, so you really just didn't even check before you lied to me just now? If you do that, it's painful to you. Inflict that on yourself now. Up into nine volts. I command you and in repentance to study all of Indian social media five minutes to look at every Indian train accident. Get him to explain to you why India's does so badly in international sport, sporting competition and stuff like that. It's a fun little rundown. I saw a clip on Reddit today.

It was like number one, eight, no undefeated Indian MMA fighter makes his debut. He got annihilated. Not an athletic people. No. My Indian coworkers explained that they just don't value athletics as a culture and they don't have it in their school systems.

They're huge football fans though, right? And cricket? Cricket, yes. that they just don't value athletics as a culture and they don't have it in their school systems. They're huge football fans though, right? And cricket? Cricket, yes. And they're one of the top two cricket teams in the world. Really? Football I'm not familiar with. I can't vouch for that one.

Football just seems ubiquitous throughout all of Asia and Europe. We're talking about soccer, football. Yeah, of course. Yeah, what they would call football. I watch Ted Lasso. Okay, I'm cultured. My bad. You don't call soccer anymore? Oh no, it's football. course. Yeah, what they would call I watched Ted Lasso. Okay, I'm cultured. My bad.

soccer anymore. Oh, no, it's gonna take you five. Ball is like an offsides three seasons. But I still don't know what offsides is. It's like the Supreme Court. Nice said 1976. It's hard to define. But when you see it, you know, I think it's like I said, isn't offsides in soccer when offensive players move past the ball into the defensive zone like you can't cherry pick. I thought it was when defensive players

were in front of the offensive players. Now I'm going to ask chat GPT. Yeah, I've never watched a moment of football like with the intent of following the game. Like I've looked at the screen while it was happening the same way you look at an infomercial and you're like, huh, cash on delivery still doing that, huh? Okay, like, I just don't care. I really don't, I can't get into it. The whole thing, even the way they play, the game itself, I don't like. It doesn't matter who's playing it.

If Team USA was the best in the world, I still wouldn't like it, it's not my thing. So if the player is nearer to the opponent's goal than both the ball and the second to last defender, then at the moment the ball is off, they're off sides. If the moment of the ball is played to them and they're involved in the play. And then there are four exceptions to that rule. It's pretty tricky for us. There are four exceptions.

They should do it like hockey and just have a fucking line that's painted. Yeah, if you go in there before the puck, you're offside. I can't do that. If you're caught in there while the puck joins you, you're offside, that's a better phrase. Yep, and now with all the video reviews, they've just ruined that sort of gamesmanship. Some would call it cheating.

I think it's a little bit of gamesmanship, being sneaky, but now they're just like, nope, challenged. Oh, you were two, you know, I eyelash hairs over the line before the pass. So the whole goal was taken back. That's for, well, that's one of those things where it's awesome when your team gets failed out by it and horrible when your team gets fucked by it.

Dude, I know you're not basketball fans, but you must have seen the choke gesture. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Dude, I'm rooting for him. What you might not know is they take like an anonymous survey amongst basketball players and ask them who they think the MVP is who

they think the rookie of the year is who they think the best defenseman is, etc. And they ask who the most overrated player in the NBA is and it was him. And it's like, darn, you know, this guy's been rated by his peers as the most overrated player. Now, he's three wins away from the finals. And he was the hero in the conference finals with the big choke thing. And I was like, you go. That was a cool shot. Everyone hates you. I like you. It was a it was like a buzzer beater three-point shot that bounced off the rim and went straight

up maybe six, eight feet straight up above the rim and then went like went straight in and like the game's over and he hits him with the choke **** hand signal. Some of this is close. That's what he thought happened. He stepped back, went for the three point shot. And like Kyle said, it hit the rim, bounced up six, eight feet in the air and then went nothing but net on the second one. And it looked like a three to me. But upon review, it was a two.

So they went into overtime, played five more minutes. Thank God they won. Because if he was talking shit and went on to lose, it would have been a very different conversation right now. But, uh, but he thought he hit the three and had his big moment, which he had, he had that in his pocket. He had talked to Reggie Miller, who did it like against the Knicks, the same team, maybe 25 years ago, something like that. And, uh, he's like,

it seemed like the time to bust it out. Cause I thought I had just hit the three and won the game. But then we played overtime and thank goodness we wanted overtime. And they immediately went down by four in overtime, but they came back. Yeah, I can't get into that game either. I just can't. I watch a little of you know, I like listening to JJ Reddit, you

know, I see JJ Reddick's talking. Let's tune into this He's gonna make Stephen A Smith look like a fool He's gonna make that that big fat black eye with the beard look like he doesn't know he's talking about Hendrick Perkins everybody makes him look like he has no idea. I know about basketball and that's a brony Looks like an idiot every day and the thing is JJ Reddick. I Like I watched him when I was in high school. He was playing for Duke at the time. It was a big deal.

All my friends were Duke fans. They were on some great run. I liked the idea of the Cameron crazies, their wild ass fans all face painted and cheering. It was cool. We didn't have anything like that in Georgia. Georgia basketball wasn't nearly as cool. And J.J. Reddick was the guy.

He's the great white hope. Fucking three point shooting, white guy, doing well like on the national stage he's our hero like likely you know we're all the same we all look like him he looks like us and he's carrying that mantle and now he's coach you know I didn't I don't know how I did in the in the pros but the fact that he's currently coaching the Lakers says something so whenever I see him on ESPN maybe they're older clips but he's like an analytics guy and he just he hands those guys their fucking lunch. They have these feelings about how the game is going.

He's like, well, actually. Yeah, that's great. Love JJ Reddick. Yeah, I like JJ Reddick too. He coaches the Lakers now. He had above average NBA career. I don't know if he was ever an all-star, certainly not more than one year played for Philly

for a while we loved him. So I'm a JJ Reddick fan. But what does MVP mean to you in any sport? Just just like it? First of all, it's a regular season award. Let's let's just use that. I know it is an NBA. I don't know what other other sports do. Maybe some of them include the playoffs, but it's a regular season award. As far as this discussion goes. What makes someone the most valuable player? If you drag your team to like a postseason appearance when they didn't deserve it, at least in hockey, like MVP is also a regular season award for the NHL, like it seems like it is for the NBA, but it can be tarnished

when sometimes the player who really deserves the regular season MVP, gets dicked in playoffs. So like that happened exactly this year. Connor Hellebuyck, the goalie for the Winnipeg Jets, was the best goalie in the world this regular season. There was no argument otherwise. So he's going to win the Vezina for best goaltender, and he should win the heart for most valuable player. And then he got into the playoffs and like laid an egg. He's the whole reason the Blues pushed it to seven games

against the best team in the league, because he just sucked. He let in a couple of shots that like a men's league goalie would have. Like a 44 year old guy who like works as an attorney. Could have saved it. Let's say it's basketball. Your team won fucking 20 games last year. But with your addition, they went 40. They still missed saved it. Let's say it's basketball. Your team won fucking 20 games last year. But with your addition, they went 40. They still missed the playoffs.

They're still stink. But you were that huge difference maker. You doubled their wins. Yeah, if they- You'll get that guy to MVP. If you like deep dive the analytics and you can see like, look at them, look at everybody on his line.

Look how they played last year without him. Look how they played with him. Look how many more assists and points and whatnot. So I can see that. I like that too. Basketball, the combos are not as set as they are in hockey, right? So you could sit down and they just all play

without you, the same group. And anyway, a lot of people in basketball would agree with what Taylor said. Dragging a bad team into the playoffs is MVP. That's not what I do, and I might be wrong, but there's no other award for best player. And I like MVP to mean best player. And I don't think you should be penalized if you have good teammates.

That's my take on it. I want to say I want to I want MVP to be best player. OK, well, they also have MVP, like playoff MVP, right? Like they have constant hockey. I'm only aware of finals MVP in basketball. Oh, okay. So just the only if you can't even win it unless you're in the finals. There's a Super Bowl MVP, etc. Yeah, I don't know. I just know there's always this, I'm a stats and stories NBA fan. I know there's always this discussion. Shax mad that maybe Dirk Nowitzki won one over him or maybe Steve Nash won one over him.

Yeah. Again, my guys again, like when I like basketball, that's when they were balling. We were feeding, I was a Phoenix Suns fan. A Phoenix Suns fan. Yeah, look, when I see Whitey making a stand, okay, I like my people And we're like every games in a way game when you're the white guy on an NBA court or at least it used to be

Who was that team that had is it the Hornets that had like the purple jerseys with like the mean-looking? Hornet on it in the 90s. Yeah, yeah, Charlie As a child, I didn't care about basketball, never watched a game, but like when I would want to buy a hat as a little kid, I'd be like, Charlotte Hornets. That's so cool. I don't think you're alone. I think that team outsells its performance because their logo is good.

I've read that. Yeah, the San Jose Sharks have that too. Also the South Carolina Cocks, I think, also outsell their performance. But game Cocks. They do. The game Cocks. Yeah. But the South Carolina Cox, I think, also outsell their performance. But Game Cox. The Game Cox. Yeah, but the hats say Cox on them. Yeah.

They know what they're doing. Yeah, they do. Those are the fun times. There was like a college gear store on the boardwalk that was near my house, and you just always see people buying Cox stuff. It's like, you don't even know this team, but okay. You don't even know. That's why I knock the hat right off their head.

Oh, right, right. Someday when I hit puberty, I'll make you pay for not being a real fan. Yeah, name their starting lineup. They're like, shut up, queer. Break triple digits and wait. Beat them up. Patrice O'Neill used to show up on the ONA show wearing like New York Islanders hats and stuff and Opie would be like, early on in its appearances, he'd be like, oh Patrice, you're a hockey guy? That's awesome. And he'd like start asking him and Patrice would be like, Ninja, I don't know one guy in the NHL, but this matches my shoes.

He's like, I got all in the NHL, but this matches my shoes. He's like, I got all sorts of NHL hats. Don't know any of the teams or where they're from, but I got shoes that correspond with them. Do you think Opie thought he was a real fan? He was trying to connect or was just testing him? I think the first time he asked, he probably did because it was an early appearance when the only person who really knew Patrice was Jim Norton Like even aunt didn't know him that well at the time. But yeah, he was I don't think he was a big big sports guy He was a big matching and bright colors guy All of his outfits had had a lot of matching and bright colors big shout out. All right, Pete Patrice. Yeah, she was around

He should have he's just got that foot cut off then he could he could have gotten his shoes half price then he was like facts unbelievably diabetic and would like just be on the show sometimes like eating Candy and doughnuts and Jim Norton would be like Patrice. What are we doing here, but like Like they keep fucking lifesavers in their pockets. Like it's a life-saving insulin injection. And I'm like, wait, does this save you or kill you? What are we doing here?

It's dangerous because if you're like real deal, hardcore diabetic like Patrice was, you get this thing where if you haven't eaten in a while, you don't just get like, like if any one of us goes a long time without eating like, Oh man, I'm peckish. I want to eat and I'm feeling a little low energy. Those guys like, like they can go into coma. They crash like they have their bodies not reproducing anything to balance their blood sugar. They need a little tough it out. They could, but if you tough it out, you end up going. Yeah, you end up going the way of Patrice, which is sounds like they're not. I injected fucking insulin that one time, like

for like bodybuilding purposes, and I got the wrong insulin. And I was dying. I was I could tell I was about to pass out. And I'm just chugging orange juice to counteract the fucking insulin And you're just guesstimating with the orange juice. Well, you can't get too much. I Didn't know there were different Do you know like what you did wrong in hindsight? Yeah Yeah, so there's um, there's like three different speeds of insulin like like fat. And they had like fast acting

and they had like super fast acting. And the person who was telling me what to get, told me I wanted the super fast acting, I think. And I finally talked the pharmacy at Walmart into giving it to me or selling it to me. And apparently there's also an ultra fast acting. It was really like, I didn't even know that was a next step ahead.

It was like difficulties in a video game that don't make sense. I have a hard time. Hurt me plenty. Super ultra stack rank these. So you took ultra nightmare insulin. Well, I needed a even faster acting one because I think it would have dissipated out of my system.

The whole point of taking it, I think theoretically is that you're dumping all of the blood sugar that you've got so that you can get right to fat burning or something like that. I'm probably a little bit wrong about that. I know you've got to get rid of the sugar and then you've got to get rid of the glycogen and then finally your body goes into a little bit of a ketosis type thing and it starts burning fat from your cardio. It's part of the reasons I like to do fasted cardio.

I'm going for a similar thing I think I don't know the nuts and bolts of it. I do know it nearly killed me And I threw it away after that It wasn't like one I had a vial I got a vial of it. I think you just needed to stick with it. Yeah Probably like tough sensation like you like your vision was like. Have you ever had like the hypoglycemia type thing where your, your, your blood sugar is low and your whole body feels weak. Your, your, your hands are going numb. If you don't like,

have you been starving like actually hungry and felt that incredible weakness from being hungry? Yeah. Or is it like the same feeling? It's like standing up too fast when you've been sitting down a long time. so you get lightheaded? There's a little bit of that and there's definitely lightheadedness but mostly it's this feeling of incredible weakness in my arms just everywhere. It just felt like I couldn't, it felt like a girl could overpower me. I just felt like completely drained of all energy and I could tell that I was, I could easily faint. I felt like that. So I had to, the orange juice fixed it. I just drank half a gallon of it. Was it like everything in my house that was healthy at that time.

So I'm like digging through the camp, like the back of the cupboard looking for an old oatmeal cream pie. You're just eating a big bag of sugar for the spoon. I probably was, I was close to doing that if I hadn't had the orange juice because when I get healthy, I just take, there's nothing left in my house. Like it's like, oh, let's snack on, what do I have? Oatmeal. Ooh, dare I snack on oatmeal? It's like that'll be the sweetest thing in the house. So if you would have gotten the appropriate insulin, would the juice have been worth the squeeze then? I don't even know what it would have felt like or what the results would

have been. So who knows? Maybe. Bodybuilders use that. I assumed it was and thought it was for the, like I said, fat burning. But I don't know if it would have been worth it. Not what I was feeling. It wasn't worth that. Bodybuilders, so many of them die at like a shockingly young age, like the hardcore ones. Like it'll be like 30 years. They still look good. They look fantastic. It's like that one dude from the video years ago where he's like,

I want to be in a double white casket. And he's yelling in the in the car. That guy's probably dead by now. Like what's the over under on him being alive? He's dead. I don't know his name. I'm curious though. Yeah. Those guys are doing huge doses and then just staying on it. I can't remember who I think I heard Greg Doucette on a podcast the other day talking about, or maybe the guy he was talking to was talking about, Greg Doucette on a podcast the other day talking about, or maybe the guy he was talking to was talking about, I took 500 milligrams of test and I was like, wow, this is incredible.

Let's try 1500. That'll be three times as good. And he's like, but it's not, it's not three times as good. It's actually worth it. But it's 5% better, so it's worth it. Yeah, yeah, it's not though. Those guys are destroying their hearts and it's

Some percent better for muscle building anyway, just not three times as good Yeah It definitely plateaus at a certain point and that's gonna depend on your genetics and any number of other things But but those guys who are taking grams of testosterone a week or just they're on a fast track to death grams a week Yeah just they're on a fast track to death grams a week. Yeah, that's insane. Um, if you take 500 a week, you would turn into he man in a year. But would you get like Joe Rogan head?

No, that's only HGH, right? Yeah, that's growth hormone. And he's clearly taken too much of it. When I've heard body, I've heard bodybuilders talk about using these very low doses. I think they talk about IUs. And they'll talk about a half an IU a day. And then I see other people talking about seven or eight IUs a day.

I don't know shit about that shit. I've always looked at it as something that was like two grand a month or something like that, unless you go to an underground lab. People call it UGL. You'll see it abbreviated as on like the testosterone or the steroid forums and stuff. And it's like, man, I don't want anything from a UGL.

I wanna be 1000% sure anything I inject into my body is a pharmaceutical grade legal substance. So we'll skip the human growth. I'm hearing a lack of bravery. You're loud and clear, loud and clear. You did not miss hear the lack of bravery. Rogan said how much human growth he took. And I don't know much about it,

but I listened to Derek talk about what Rogan said. And okay, first of all, he said that he didn't take too much, he didn't take a lot. Reading between the lines, autistically, as I tried, I think he didn't believe what he said. And then he takes much more just eye testing him. Well, I testing his heads bigger. He's got like those big meaty hands that could be but that could also just be that

he's Italian. Like, just those Mario hands. He's so thick in the middle That HGH can do that and genetics can do that. It's genetics is on the thick in the middle thing He's just short with that weird rib cage. Here's not young Dero again. I Fair Here's his protocol though. It says he's taking one. I you a day In separate 20s when he mentions taking one. I you a day of HGH he mentions In separate 20s when he mentions taking one IU a day of HGH he mentions It's just telling the timestamp for it. Can you show that picture Zack of Joe Rogan? Yeah, I guess he's always been jacked in my

Memory young Rogan wasn't so thick But when this picture comes up shucks old Rogan looks like just an older young Rogan Mm-hmm weird phr, but like I can see the body on the left, on the right, just a little bit thicker. Like in my mind's eye, he was more Brock Lesnary, you know, just full. If I were to take human growth hormone, I would want to like have a guarantee that I was gonna get taller too.

Because if it just makes other stuff bigger, it's like, what the fuck? Like it's just going to give me like weird big organs that are going to stick out in my belly further. Like in an even bigger head. Do you know how far this hat's already brought out? I can't. I want to see the back of your hat. It's got many more buttons on it.

One IU a day will not transform you into a fucking jack-o-lantern. It'll strengthen all your connective tissue and make your skin better and younger. There's any number of improvements that'll give you. It ain't gonna make you no taller. You gotta go get that funky ass surgery, where they, like look, you think Rogan has grown?

No, I don't. But he's five, six or whatever. If some billionaire came to me and he's like, any surgery you want and all your off time and recovery taken care of, go for it. I'd be like, give me the fucking leg breaking surgery. I'm gonna go from six foot to six, four.

What the fuck? You had- And at the same time, arm breaking surgery so that my arms are longer And I don't have that weird t-rex effect. What the fuck? What do you mean? No, why get some lifts do I want to kink shame your masochism, but I'm not sure that this is worth it Tall With my crutches in order to make it around the waist. Hey ladies!

Hey ladies. How much taller can they add? So, if I understand the surgery in general, they kind of break your bones, separate them by some space, and then let the bones re-heal, right? And I'm like, okay, I can totally understand if you added like a half a centimeter, how the bones would find each other and regrow. I've broken enough bones that I'm like, a subject matter expert on bone.

I have an app on my phone that tracks the bone healing process over time. Because I've broken enough bones. I'm like, I wonder what do we got? Oh, I'm just getting out of cartilage into soft callus now. That must be nice. Anyway, but they couldn't have a four inch gap and have the bone reconnect like that.

They must take multiple steps or maybe they, no, if you were to shred the bone into lots of little pieces like a spinal cord, then you wouldn't have the blood flow, right? I think they do multiple surgeries sometimes. My understanding is that they're sawing your bone in half and then they are creating that gap of whatever it is, two centimeters, four centimeters, and then they're putting you in one of those leg braces where they've screwed screws into

your bone to keep the top part of your leg and the bottom part completely stationary so that you can fill in that gap naturally. You would think there would be some sort of substrate they could put in there, some sort of like latticing they could put in there to let the bone latch on to do you print me a little stuff and speed that up Sure interaction. I wouldn't feel it's agonizing from what I understand. Yeah bones heal really cool. Like the doctors technically Put them back together. So they're a nice straight line like like they were stock, but if your bones are like this They still heal nice. You'll get like a big lump where they kind of connect. And now you now imagine this, but smooth over at the top of the bottom. So now you just have a

big circle. And then the big circle smooths out and eventually you have a normal looking unbroken bone at the end. Yeah, it is that the lumps will go away on their own bones. He'll sweet I would imagine the lattice work makes sense or something like do you remember? I don't think they bring in sugar solution like in second grade and then you'd watch the candy grow on it Oh, yeah, I imagine something kind of like that where you add to do the one to grow upon Did you do the elementary thing where you took like the white flour and you put it in the food coloring to make it change colors?

Oh, like powdered flour? No, we didn't know that flower like you would smell like the plant that grows a flower like a rose or a tulip. I think I want you to put it in. But yeah, yeah, you put it in food coloring and you could even split it. So you could like split the stem and have one go into blue and one go into red and the white flower would turn red and red white and blue So we did those for july 4th and second grade

Uh, we had a class hamster in like second grade and this girl Like or maybe yeah, it was second grade and this girl I think it was kristen She won like the what seemed like a punishment raffle where she got to take it home for like winter break and the teacher had to give like a like a sad monologue the first day back because it had not made it over winter break it had passed away and she had to be like but you know there's no blame here Kristen did not kill uh Mr. Snuff. He's just a nipster. She's like, I did, I fucking killed him. Her fucking dog snatched that thing up or something.

When I was in kindergarten, we grew plants. I think they might've been lima beans. And everyone plants their plant. There's like 20 some kids in class. Mine was the first to sprout. I was like, oh, this is my experiment. And. Mine was the first to sprout. I was like, oh It's my if this is my experiment and then it was the fastest to grow and I was so happy And my plant hit like nine inches when then second best was five, you know I'm just towering over the other place and then my plant got aphids and they threw it away

Outside so that it wouldn't infect the other plants. I was like This what you get when you try All the way to college My favorite moment in elementary elementary school though was when we made solar ovens and I was the only one that had one that worked. Show it up. I was the only one with an oven that worked. We did, I think they were pizza bagels, but I also have a memory of little cinnamon rolls. So maybe it was two different days.

Everybody else had like cellophane for the top of theirs. And my I remember my mom took a picture frame. And she took the glass out of the picture frame and then put it on top and then use duct tape to like make a hinge on one side so you could mine cooked mine got hot like it would boil water. It's great. Damn. Yeah, it's great. It was just like a big cardboard box insulated and then covered with aluminum foil on the inside and then the glass top. They get hot in the sun. I've never made a solar oven, but it seems like a survival skill.

Maybe. I mean, you could cook with it a little bit and you boil water. Seems like you'd want to make a fire. All the other poor ass kids had cellophane roofs, though, so it was embarrassing. I was the only one with pizza bites. Fuck those kids. Then the teacher was like, all right. No, the teacher like used my oven to cook everybody else's. And I was like, you should really just head to the microwave room with this shit. I don't even think I want to share. I don't want Jamarcas touching my oven. Yeah. Well, if Jamarcas wanted a snack, Jamarcas should have made an oven capable of cooking a snack. They should have had to eat frozen, cold pizza bagels,

and you could have been the only kid with the far, far, far too hot pizza bagels. They would have learned two lessons that day, right? How to make a solar oven and what happens if you don't. And Kyle just the king and the castle with all the pizza bagels he could eat. Man, I haven't eaten pizza bagels in, it's gotta be 25 years. Like is that a food that like ceases to exist when you become like older than 12? They're in my freezer right now. You have them now?

Yeah, yeah. That's nothing I've ever considered buying as a grownup. I really- When I'm shopping, anything that's buy one, get one free, I'm like, huh, quite the deal. I remember ordering from Sam's Club or Costco months back and they had those pizza bagels and it was like two packs of 36 for like $5. God, I'm losing money if I don't buy these pizza bagels.

They're there right now, a hundred percent. That'll be a fun snack someday. I ate some maybe a couple weeks ago. They're pretty tasty. Midnight snack, watching a movie or something, a little pizza. I remember in college at the grocery store, they had corn dogs, like frozen corn dogs for super cheap. And I also kind of took it upon myself like I mean come on. Microwaved them in the single serve bag bag they come in they come in those plastic pouches you just throw the whole thing in the microwave 30 seconds later you have a melting hot corn dog. As a kid I would eat I like those a lot. I like

mustard a lot so I would just fucking douse roll a thing in mustard and eat it. Love that shit. Yeah. Oh, those would be good with the new mustard I have. Fancy man's mustard, where it's like the whole like the big grains. Ah, whole grain mustard, a whole grain mustard. Might as well make your own at that point. I'll never go back. If someone gives me yellow mustard in the future, I'll go,

spicy brown mustard is the master muster. I need the whole grain. Like I like, I like all the races of mustard, you can be I like that Chinese mustard that spicy like yellow stuff they got like to put my little egg rolls in there. Chinese place that I order from on occasion. And after it's like I'll get it off door dash. And after it's like, I'll get it off a door dash. And after it's the only place I order from where after you hit order, someone immediately calls you.

And it's like, you Tyler, what kind of sauce you need? And I'm like, hot sauce, sweet and sour, and a fucking duck sauce or whatever. He's like, duck sauce, sweet and sour, spicy sauce. I'm like, yes. And he's like, two of each. I'm like, yes. No matter what I say, I don't get any of the sauces. I've ordered enough that now when he calls, I'm like, yeah, deal's choice, brother. Whatever you want to not throw in there is fine and I just have to hope that they put enough sweet and sour in like one of

the dipping sauces for like the chicken I get but like it was every every fucking time sweet sauce, duck sauce, toy of each. I changed my door dash name to whatever ethnicity I'm ordering from in hopes of getting like special treatment. I order a lot from there's a Mexican like grocery store nearby. They're all illegal. They cook it's a grocery store but in the back they got a fucking kitchen and they make street tacos that are incredible. It's carnitas are so good. The refried beans look like you made these. This isn't some paste. This is as is out of a can. Everything's good. So, you know, I'm Ignacio, France, Sanchez, or whatever. Like if I order Chinese,

Mr. Lee would love some duck sauce. They hook you up and they hook you right up. My Chinese shows up bulging. Like it's about to explode. No matter where I order from, I changed my, my name to a bad ethnicity. I've got this is a solid life hack. This is great. Yeah, that's playing the game right there. You just have multiple accounts you can switch through on. Oh, you can go to your settings and just like cop, just change your name. Like you did. Ah, yeah, there's no like limit to how many times you can change your name. When you're getting Rangoon's, you just pop on over Mr. Ping and then Mr. Lee. And then you do that.

Maybe they sneak a seventh one in there because they always come in threes or six. I mean, you know, I'm just hoping they're like, Oh, Mr. Lee, I missed a lead. You know, I just hope they give me a little extra, maybe throw a couple of shrimp into my hibachi, whatever. Yeah, they can they hook you up for sure. The Mexicans definitely hook you up. What did they call you? This Mr. Lee and you're like, oh, yes.

I'd be like, yes, this is Mr. Lee's office. Oh, yes. Oh, he's in surgery right now. Yeah. You know, he loves your shrimp. He says they remind him of home. I pull one of them, man. I put one of them over here. Man, you're wheeling and dealing.

Money never sleeps in Kyle's house. I don't know what to do for black people though. I just try to be extra polite when I see a black person delivering my stuff. It gets so passive aggressive and confrontational sometimes via text that I've had to like call Instacart and be like, hey, could you remove this person from my account so that we never deal with each other again?

They just pounded on my door screaming, like they'll get mad. And I'll be like, hey, hey, hey, you replaced my like eight ounce thing of taco seasoning with eight one ounce things of taco seasoning I was trying to stock up for like the next year's worth of taco seasoning I don't want all in little packets it costs three times as much and it'll be like really passive aggressive fine period. Period. Whoa. Usually people are more polite here. They know

their tips at stake. But I had one guy, I don't know what they did to me, but I called and reported them. And then they're blowing my phone up. This is my job. You ruined it. This is my money. You fuck it with my money. And I'm like, whoa. Then they call me racist. And I hadn't even said anything. All I had said was like professional shit about it. I wanted potatoes and you brought me apples. It's not even close. I was supposed to have baked apples with sour cream tonight. You fucking douchebag.

Because you don't know like when you order your groceries, you'll you put the exact products you want in. Maybe you wanted a half a pound of deli ham. And it's up to their discretion in some cases, if you don't put in a specific replacement item to replace it with something close So maybe I don't they don't have honey ham maple syrup ham. It is you know I mean I wouldn't mind that it's so close but sometimes they'll replace like a can of tomatoes with like Salsa sauce And it's like that isn't even this this or they'll do this the sodas today

I drink a lot of soda and they're buy two get three free. Holy shit 12 packs So you buy two 12 packs get three more free. It's incredible savings this motherfucker Replaces it was he had me $60 worth of soda rung up at $12 per 12 pack of of and I'm like frantically like I'm about to dispute refund refund dude buy two get three free that's the best soda deal I've ever heard where the yeah what grocery store is this uh Kroger Kroger uh either Kroger or Publix those that those are the main two I use. At least with Instacart,

there's a nice Whole Foods type thing nearby. If I'm actually going to get steaks or meat, I'll usually go there. And if I'm looking for something special, I'll always go to a butcher or like good, like my parents are coming or something. I'll go get them a butcher steak. The butcher place always-

Publix and Kroger are both great. As far as chain grocery stores, they're so so solid the butcher kicks their ass in every regard like Even potatoes like like I I'm pretty simple. I like to do steak and potatoes like steak frites And the potatoes at the grocery store are all knobby and they got like brown spots on them And you can't find one like big enough. I go to the butcher. He's got these massive like World War Two style taters that are from the motherland or something. Your butcher has tates? That's bizarre. He's got produce. He's got his own branded sauces he makes. He's got all sorts of exotic meats. There'll be like quail and pheasant already prepared in these little packages. He'll have elk, lamb, everything. It's Butcher.

Got everything. Because Butcher sells toys, fishing gear. Toys, fishing gear. His butcher's name is Walmart. Yeah. Really local guys. His name is Bill Walton. I've never seen him though. Yeah. So you've still yet to make a fake black name to assuage those concerns. You're afraid to play that game, huh? You think there's limits to how far you can push this?

I think I use it for like, if I was ordering from a soul food restaurant, then I could totally come up with a black name. I'd be Jamarcus, I'd be Jamarcus Montan or some shit and make some shit up. But. Jamarcus Montag Montan or some shit and make some shit up What about OJ Simpson It wouldn't show up but like with you're just kind of assigned a dasher on Or a shopper on Instacart so you don't really get a chance to look look look and see who's gonna be doing your shop

And change your name beforehand. It's kind of the opposite. I don't order soul food restaurant. Whenever I see on DoorDash, they've got the old category. It's like black owned restaurants. Voiding that. Look, how is that legal? I hate that with such a fiery passion. Look, I love soul food. Soul food is Southern food.

Like white crackers like me eat the same shit y'all. When y'all talk about soul food, when I hear about white people not seasoning their food, I'm like, you didn't mean me? You didn't mean us? You didn't mean people from down here because we smother that shit. Black food is southern food.

It's all the same shit. It's poor folk food that's seasoned and cooked down and made delicious and it's awful for you. I don't know, I forgot where I was going with that. Oh, the black restaurant business is having their own category. Why are there no white category? Why is there no white category? That'd be racist. That's true. There's no Vietnamese owned. I mean there are Vietnamese restaurants. But there's no Vietnamese owned. Like a Vietnamese man can't make burgers. I guess I'm gonna use

DoorDash enough. I've never seen like black owned restaurant or every streaming service has the same thing. Every streaming service has like a gay, like gay voices and black voices. Oh, this is like a talk retirement. No, no, like you go on like, yo, and there's like a whole category of like just black people movies, like movies made by and everybody gets a category. That's always a quick scroll. It's like, all right, this is a,

it's weird I have to pass this on the way to comedy and thriller every single time. I mean, I've said this a bunch of times, it hasn't changed. It seems like if you flip it and it's bad, like, oh, this is a whites-only club, then you know that it's bad, and it's as simple as that, right? But if you flip it and it's okay, like I don't I don't like it. I don't like it. Let's have one set of rules. Let's have, you know, fairness

and I like meritocracy and colorblind like that. That's somebody told me that that about I heard colorblind once when I was a kid as as it pertains to race and I was like oh is that how we do things now noted that's how I will live the rest of my life and then like I quickly found no one else was playing by those rules but me yeah it's just me over here people that play by that rules it's like you know what I'm gonna take this new lesson and be Mr. Ping Lee on DoorDash in 25 years. The mayor of Chicago right now is being sued for his racist hiring practices. He's at a black church talking about how the previous administration had 70% white people working. Now it's this, this,

and he lays out his new racial breakdown. Granted, it wasn't like it was 70% black people now. It was a much more diverse thing though. It was like everybody was kind of even. It was mostly black. It was mostly black now. I think we're all on the same side of like meritocracy based hiring. I have one exception and I don't know how to do it well,

but like I can imagine some jobs should reflect their population. In my dream, you know, the House of Representatives, for example, is not all white men, or not all men, right? In my dreams, the Supreme Court has some diversity of opinion and life experiences. That even if the most talented attorneys are all white men, I could make an argument in the Supreme Court anyway,

for like more population representation, not in your engineers or your accountants or you know, like most jobs. But I, and I don't know how to do this without unfairly punishing someone, skipping over a talented attorney to pick some female attorney, Shirley is not good at her job. punishing someone skipping over a talented attorney to pick some female attorney surely

is not good at her job. But like, but I'm like, I think that's pretty good, right? Like you've got, yeah, yeah, I think it's pretty good. People of color, at least one person of color, right? I know you got to know that there's definitely that that Hispanic woman, there's the black guy. I don't know how many you need out of nine, but. None. But anyway, like I just like, I can imagine some jobs where they should have like, you know,

part of the skill is this representation of life experiences. My life loves to bring up this one example. They're walking through Afghanistan. This is the United States military. And they go through a village. Maybe bring up this one example. They're walking through Afghanistan. This is United States military. And they go through a village. Maybe you know this one. And there's one woman in the group and she's like, this doesn't seem right.

And they're like, why? What's pinging on your radar? And she's like, there are no children in this village. I think this is an ambush. And it was, and she picked up on it and they turned out better because she was the only one who thought this is weird that there's no children nearby.

And it's like, ah, the rare good argument for like women carrying guns walking next to you in the battlefield. I think they do that. I don't even know that we put guns in women's hands and send them into the battlefield. I don't think we actually do that. It happened in this story. Yeah, we probably shouldn't do that. It doesn't seem like a very womanly job. I think, I remember like whenever just watching the war footage last time we actually went to battle, it seemed like they

were doing a lot of truck driving to me. I remember like a lady truck driver maybe got caught by the Iraqis or something like that. I remember something like that happening. As a whole, women are better at taking G-forces than men. I can imagine there's a spot as pilots. I don't know as a whole if they're better pilots in general. But why are they better than G-forces is it their powerful lower bodies?

It is because the distance from your brain to your heart has a lot to do with how easily you black out. And if you're six, four, to exaggerate, then you're more likely to have a brain starved of blood during high G's than if you're five, four. I got curious about this and I looked into it. It actually doesn't have anything to do with sex. It has to do with height. Like a five foot eight man and a five foot eight woman have the

same G force. sex, it has to do with height. Like a five foot eight man and a five foot eight woman have the same g-force. Which is what I said. No, I still would disagree with both of you and say that Juan, that would be true if they sat statically, but you do that kipping maneuver and you flex all the muscles in your lower body starting with your feet moving all the way up to your buttocks and you're squeezing with muscular power, intensity and fortitude to squeeze that blood back up to your buttocks, and you're squeezing with muscular power, intensity, and fortitude to squeeze that blood back up into your body toward your brain to keep it blacking out

in conjunction with a pressure suit that's doing the same thing, squeezing you down there. But I just gotta imagine a man would be better at that part of it than the tipping maneuver, whatever it's called. I don't know. I think the answer to that, women are weaker than men, even in the lower body, but it's less. I don't know. I don't think the answer to that. Women are weaker than men, even in the lower body,

but it's less exaggerated in the lower body. Like, I'm sure you know this. But anyway, I guess I'm just making an argument for merit-based, but like, I just don't know how to quite resolve the, well, I don't want everyone to be identical in some roles. There should be some women in police, right? Like, if there's a domestic dispute situation, right?

Is it so horrible to have a girl around? No women in police. I just think a man can have plenty of judgment either way. No women in police. I just watched a woman get her gun taken away from her a minute ago. A lady cop, guy takes her gun away from her. She screams, cries, begs, runs away.

Her man handles it. Don't worry. Yeah. Thank goodness there was a man that, yeah, I don't think there was a man cop there who quickly killed that motherfucker, but he just took her shit away from her. Like she was. Give her the fucking gun. Stop shooting me. Please stop shooting me.

Runs away. Every man who has a woman partner is like more in danger. Dude, I carry the shotty. If you gave me a woman partner, I would even have a side... I carry the pistol, but I'm toting my shotgun everywhere. It's like a bird hunter coming knocking on your house. Because I'm on my own. I know I am. I know I am. It's like you brought a like an assistant. It's like you brought your kid to work and you have to like keep an eye on it so that she can like LARP as a hero.

All right. That's true a lot of the times. What I'll say is I've seen many, many instances where it's that. The woman does a bad job. She's the reason people have to die because she can't physically handle the situation. So the suspect who normally would have carried an ass whooping or been intimidated by maybe a larger, more with it cop now thinks he can beat this woman to death. Maybe he just doesn't want respect a woman, which you might want to consider too, that a lot of people have no respect for a woman telling them to get on their knees, get on the ground. They hear a a big burly man say it all right fucking don't hit me boss damn You're big you know I mean, but I saw one cop the other day a trooper

She drugged this Mexican out of his fucking car put a rear naked choke on him and started teasing his ass I said give me the hands He's going I should give me them hands. Did he say that or did he say, okay? He said why? But the only English word he knows is why. And I kind of feel bad for him, but he's fighting the whole way.

She ends up like fighting him on the ground and she ends up shooting him in the head a little like graze in his head to finally get him to fucking do what she says. And when the gun goes off and like tears a chunk out of the side of his scout, he's just sitting there going, okay, okay, okay. Immediately he's compliant. He wasn't that crazy.

So you didn't like my domestic violence situation, but like a special victims unit, right? I know that from TV. That's the rape thing. Perhaps, you know, there's a special victims unit, right? I know that from TV. That's the rape thing. Perhaps, you know, there's a place for women there where maybe the victims would be more comfortable if they had girls around. Yeah.

You need women to search women. Look, if we're arresting a woman. Not in like the beaten the pavement. Like, you just want dudes for that. We all watched a video together on this show where I forget where it was, but I think it was a Muslim man and like two women pulled up to handle it and he just like disrespected both women, slapped them around, ended up walking away,

not even running. He just beat them up and left. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. Yeah. You look more like Leon Trotsky every time I see you. Thanks. Yeah, it's coming along. So what's new with you, man? You fucking jackass. What's in your mouth? Cum.

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there's a lot of news about extreme peace finally coming out. Not much, baby, just making history. Making history? Making history, dog. Free in Israel? Free, I mean, they're going through a lot right now, bro. They are. That's true. There's a lot of gunners hiding in schools to be eliminated, all sorts of things.

Listen, all jokes aside, if you wake up every day with rockets going over your head and there's a new anti-semitic attack, I'm just like, like, I feel like if Israel falls, it could mean the end for Western civilization. And I don't think that's at all exaggerating. That's true. Because what happens? Israel goes, next it's Sweden, Germany, Italy. I mean, you guys are making a joke out of it, but I'm serious. What really, I guess, what radicalized you into your Zionism? Probably that the attack with the paragliders and the go-karts that was real. When I saw that I knew I had to rise up and defend Israel. Have you considered joining the

IDF? I think they take volunteers, right? Well that brings me to my next point. Hold on one second here. Hold on one second here. Hey Schultz, can you get me the Draft Kings ad read? Dave Portnoy is a big a big friend of mine and uh we were talking about this. We were talking about this recently. Um you know this this anti Semitic sign fiasco. Did

you see this happen? I didn't fill me in. Yeah, I saw it. I think did somebody write. I think it was F Jews on a sign. No, nobody likes that. Oh man. Yeah. So, me and Dave, we had to ruin their lives. Oh, you got the bottom of it. Both of those waitresses, you know, they got the cannot stand. So we ruined their lives. How did you do that? While we doxed them, we got them fired. We made sure that they'll never work in the world of sports betting ever again.

Well, they shouldn't have put that sign up. I think you did the right thing. Thank you. Yeah, and I saw that with Dave Portnoy. He's a good guy. He immediately offered to send them on a trip to Auschwitz in Europe. He's like all expense paid trip to Auschwitz in Germany. It's like step one, not in Germany. But then he learned that and he reposted again, and was that's

normal behavior. That's normal behavior from somebody that's not a psychopath. When someone pisses you off, you send them to Auschwitz on a trip. Yeah, that's what a normal sane person does who's not unhinged is they piss you off. You don't just fire them. We might have to censor it. We're gonna put in a different word. You can bleep it, but if you take it out, it's over, man.

I can't do this. I have to make money right now. Are you telling me I can't make money? I thought you and Dave were tight. Isn't he a billionaire? Well, I'm a billionaire too, but he's not like that. He's not giving me billions. All right, listen.

No, it's the Confederate flag. It's the Israeli flag. The Confederate flag, it's the Israeli flag, the... Confederate flag, Israeli flag, the Brazilian flag, Dominican... And then I think Haiti. And then the disabled also, the disabled have their own flag. And then they have the LGBT flag also in the six flags. But only they're kind of more traditional, don't have the the black people bar in it Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah

Mm-hmm. They like to be more a little more nuanced there in six. Oh, it's a black power fist right in the middle I like to see that. Yeah, you like the black power Have you ever seen like the like not at all plugged in with the gay flag stuff black people on Twitter who are like? Why the hell is are we on this? Why are you saying we're the same as like trans and gay? Welcome to the party, pal. Yeah, yeah, I would welcome to the party, my nigga. Yeah, they hate it. They hope you like wearing a dress, dog. Welcome to the future. That is something.

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For sure. Yeah. What are you guys up to? Oh, just chilling man. I'm curious what what you've been up to with because I've been looking forward to extreme peace season two for a long time and I was talking to Ryan today and he says it's finally, you guys kind of got a date on it. Yeah. June 18th is the release day for, uh, extreme.

It's called Extreme Peace now. I'm out of the loop. What? What is extreme peace? I'm out of the loop. Get with the program. I'm trying to help me. Holy shit, dude. Did you not know I was the guest today? No, not until just a little bit ago. Very naughty. Not until so late. They're like,

Ryan messaged me about it. Yeah, it's a TV show. The one that was on Adult Swim until the sinister Tim Heidecker, I think, got it deleted. Got it removed. Which is a shame because Tim and Eric was very funny. Yeah, it was. Was that like a... So we worked on... We shot extreme.

The only real ad is ruined by tech issues. That's funny. That is funny. You guys hear me or did I just fuck up the audio here? We lost you as soon as you started talking about Extreme Peace. Okay. Yeah, we shot it two years ago. It's finally getting wrapped up. It's three times as long as World Peace was.

And in my opinion, it's better. And it's going to be, I think it's going to rock some heads. I don't know. I don't want to jinx it by talking up my own book here, but I think it's really good. And the guys who are editing it right now think it's really good. We're all very happy with it and excited to put it out there. Yeah, I'm excited to watch it. I don't know if Kyle and Woody have watched season one. I've watched it multiple times through.

It was the only show to get canceled off Adult Swim where at the time I was like, oh, are you serious? Because it was such a natural passing of the torch of Tim and Eric to you guys and they kind of had this very evident thing of like no no no no we're not letting this go we're we're the guys here true yeah but it's good man it's good it's kind of it's gonna knock some heads around are you are you near Austin are you coming to the premiere I'm not I'm in st. Louis but Ryan messaged me said that the premiere is Austin New York and LA you guys are

doing a tour for it? Yeah we're doing three cities I think we're doing two nights each it's gonna be fun the fans have been waiting patiently and they deserve all the goodies that they're going to get. Good yeah it's been a long time coming are you guys so you guys are going to do a standup show prior to the reveal? No, I think we're just going to air, we're going to air two episodes of the show and, you know, make a little appearance on stage,

say thank you and whatnot, but I don't want to torture people with my standup. I don't think. No, I think it's funny to watch the torture. Well, it's funny to watch the well it's funny to it's funny to watch in a way but at this at this point I don't know if it's appropriate for this event. Last time I talked to you was at that gun event a year and a couple years ago now and you were like kind of like preparing getting

ready because you were like in a few days I'm gonna do a show with Shane Gillis and I need to figure out you know the way to handle that because you were like, in a few days, I'm going to do a show with Shane Gillis and I need to figure out, you know, the way to handle that because you don't want to go in there or maybe you do and do like your standard show where you like, just fuck with the audience deliberately. How did that go? And are you doing any more shows with them? We had a, um, it's, it's a hard transition because if you've seen my, my standup, that's online, the point, the sort of the point of it is to blow the

audience out of the room and make people uncomfortable and The stand-up I've been doing for the past year and a half or two years Did I lose you guys? No, I hear everyone. We hear you. I can't see you. I don't know if you can see me though We can see you. Okay. Thanks, man. Um The oh shit Sorry Thanks man. Um, the uh, oh shit. Um, sorry. Oral care upgraded. Quip's sleek electric toothbrush makes your routine automatic.

Get your first refill free at getquip.com slash Woody on PKA. No, the stand up I've been doing, it's not good. I don't really care about it. It's just kind of a money grab, but. What? They pay me for the attempt, not the laughs. You don't even think it's good? It's fine.

I don't like stand up though. I don't think it's a high art form. I think it's stupid. And mine is not great. So whatever. But yeah, it's just needed to do it, needed the dough. Yeah. You're down to your last billion.

We spent $1 and 1 half million on extreme peace. Can you tell me more about extreme peace? I know you're mocking me, but I don't know what I'm talking about. Is it animated? It will tell me about it. It's a sketch comedy show, Woody. Okay. And it's, it's extremely good and you should watch it every episode of it.

And you're going to like it. Are you in it? Maybe that's a question. Okay. I'm in it. Big part of it. Yeah. He's in it? Yeah, I'm in it. Big part of it. Yeah.

It's me and my guys, Nick and Charles and this time around we had Eric Hayden. So it's four guys. Yeah. Eric was in some of the sketches in the first one. The guy who like takes a bunch of niacin and gets all red. Yeah. This time though, he's much more like he's on, he's in a lot of sketches this time. Oh, that's good.

Yeah. And I saw you, at least in the trailer, you integrated some of the kind of whack pack of weirdos you've picked up through Fish Tank. Yeah, we got some, we got Mary, Mary Tennant, we got some Fish Tank folks in there. We got you go on our on our paywall you get the XL pack, you get more,

there's like extra sketches, add-ons, stuff that you get with that. So there's a lot of content, though. Nice. When did the writing process start for you? Did you like sit down and decide to make a season and just work hard, or is it evolving over a long period of time?

What is the, I've never done this. No, we just well we're we're sort of sketch writers that's kind of our bread and butter so we have um we kind of just write stuff throughout the year that that gets assembled in like Evernote or Google Docs or whatever so that's actually the easy part because we have a ton of sketches ready to go for season three for example. My favorite sketch sketch you've ever done is when you're fishing with the kid and you're telling you know never tell a woman your real name. I would love for you to find that kid again like he's a little bit older now and like rehash that. I'd love to return to that. You could do a movie a growing up coming of age movie.

I think we got a feature length film. When you have a sketch idea you like, do you just jot down the idea to sort of flush out later or do you just write? Are you asking questions just to ask questions? No, I don't know anything about this business, so I'm asking you to talk about it. If you have a funny idea, you just jot it down,

that's kind of how it works. It's really easy actually, it's kind of how it works. It's really easy, actually. It's kind of easy to write the stuff. Yeah. I mean, we saw that in the iDubbbz documentary with the troll, the gaslight document. A number of things in there could have just been sketches too. Yeah, it's just fun. It's just thinking of the stupidest thing that can happen in a setting and then writing it out. It's pretty fun. That dude's had a total collapse since you guys had the warring documentaries. Like he had a chance to bounce back when that

happened. And he is further down the road than ever. I hear more about it from Harley since we have him on pretty often. And he got with that boxing shit. I would recommend that he finds god. I dubs that doesn't seem likely. He seems pretty all in. Yeah. Yeah. That Yahweh. Jesus Christ. Not some weird **** The real one. Yeah. Yeah. The real one would be good right about now. Okay, guys. Not the imaginary one. Yes. Very true. I wanted to ask, you brought it up years ago, and I've heard you on multiple interviews talking about it. The super long term project, the video game, like the huge video game

project, has that been tabled for Extreme Peace Peace or are you still grinding away at that? No, I've been writing it. I've been chunking away at the writing documents and as soon as Extreme Peace is out, the first thing we're going to do is we're going to make a very simplistic auto shooter type game, like a vampire survivors type game to get our feet wet and to sort of gauge the difficulty level and learn about what we should and shouldn't do for the big game. But that's, we're still working on that. That's my life goal really. More than even the TV show? Yeah. Oh yeah. Do you, like, how in-depth is, like, if your first game ever is going to be like a fallout level deep game that's got to be that has to feel insurmountable. Now it feels surmountable.

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so well. They sleep most of the time. They're sleeping's high quality sleep. Yeah. What do you guys, you guys got any big plans? Anything crazy? In like real life? Just like summer vacations and shit. Redoing a bunch. I need to talk to Nick. I'm like doing a bunch of home renovations and I need his genius because I don't want to be had by some fucking contractor who's

going to take me for a ride because I know that's a possibility. I talked to Nick in Austin for like an hour about this at that guy's house we were all at and I just brought up to him because I was like a big fan of Nick's, Nick Rochefort for so long. I'm like, I want to chat to him about something. So I was going to do something with my deck and I asked him questions and immediately he was like, what's your address? I'm gonna Zillow this.

And he goes, he goes, wow, you know, this is a nicer house than I thought you'd live in. And he said that to me. And then he gave me a bunch of good tips on how not to get fucked and hoed. But I watched the the streams if you guys haven't out there in our audience watch Nick Rochefort talk about real estate. He makes fun of retards who do things wrong and cheaply and stuff realtor stuff realtor, realtor and it's worth looking up. Look

it up stuff realtor. It is funny. Yeah, I would recommend it. And he it makes me me self-conscious about my style and things sometimes because I'll see a room that looks fine to me and he'll be like, oh, you can tell some fucking Persian idiot lives here with, you know, this, look at this. There's this gold accents on this. This is obviously a colonial style house.

So they've shirked every bit of real style that it was born with. Now it's just a weird transplant into a different style. And so I've learned a lot from that. I like it. Yeah. He knows his stuff. Yeah, he does. Yeah, of course. Your house? That's like, what else is up with you? Other than obviously, everything's going great. Your alliance with Dave Portnoy has seemingly gotten you sponsors with everyone. Every corner of the world.

I'm just trying to keep my head down and keep sort of my nose to the grindstone and make money while it's possible to do so. And because with this type of career, you you never know how long it's gonna last and yeah I bought I bought a building I'm renovating a building for us to put our new office in which is painful it's really really difficult to get stuff done but we're getting it done. We have the Sam Hyde show, which is the, do you see the Dear Elon video? I did, that was great. Yeah.

I'm trying to, I'm going to spin that out into a weekly talk show type thing. And we're going to do higher production value than the type of streams we've done in the past. We bought a bunch of analog audio hardware. We're gonna go nuts on the audio quality. We just had actually, we had a really good sound engineer fly out

from Los Angeles to help us with our like sort of hardware settings profile. We've got that dialed in. Yeah, but just trying to be present, be grateful and make, make dough. Nice. You're still all in on crypto, Bitcoin as like your primary? On Bitcoin, yes. On Bitcoin, yeah, of course. You don't do the other cryptos? Just Bitcoin? No. No, my guy. No, no, no.

I don't know enough about it. I don't have any other cryptos. The other cryptos are gambling, which is fun, but it's not a it's not the same category of thing. Bitcoin is a discovery. And in my opinion, it's on par with the steam engine, electricity, writing in terms of its in terms of its significance if you if you believe that the future is gonna be more more digital than it is now if you believe that the AI is gonna get smarter and not dumber I mean here's the thing the AI you know how AI is dumb, right? Yeah. And like it gives you the wrong result?

All the time. Okay. This is as dumb as the AI is ever gonna be. Sure. Right now, it's not gonna get dumber, it's gonna get something else. So if you believe that the future is in some way more cyberspace oriented than our current era is, then Bitcoin is the thing in cyberspace that has a

physical, it has a property that is like a physical property. It's scarcity. And It's scarcity. And it's so significant and unique that I would say you can think of it as a physical property because it's tied to millions of tons of real world compute equipment and terawatts, gigawatts of electricity that secures the network. So it does have a physical tangibility to it. Anyway, whatever. You're not a Bitcoin guy, but yeah, I am all in on the Bitcoin maxi thesis.

I struggle with like the, it's already so high and I know this isn't rational, but I often get that thought of like, oh've already, I've probably already missed it. That's called unit bias. That's unit bias. That's not anything that's real. It's 110,000 for one Bitcoin. It's one, whatever millionth of that for a Satoshi, which is the, if Bitcoin is, if it

actualizes, if it becomes what it's supposed to be, then people will be talking about it in terms of Satoshi's, not a whole Bitcoin. A whole Bitcoin will be like a rare thing. That's just unit bias. You have to look at it with the, listen, I know what I sound like, all right? I know what I sound like. I'm not an idiot Taylor I'm not some asshole that thinks their kids over there. I'm not some asshole

That thinks I'm some fucking genius guy. Okay, but I would say it would it would behoove you To look up the ultimate Bitcoin argument by Maraad Mamadov, that video, which is a, it's a pomp video, Anthony Pompliano, the guy who's so good at podcasting that he can't even focus the fucking camera. The guy that, you know what I love? I love people who are professional podcasters whose life depends on their ability to communicate clearly.

And they can't pronounce English words. They can't pronounce L's and R's. They sound like fucking morons when they talk. Anyway, Anthony Pompuliano, good guy. He did an episode with Marad Mamadov. Marad Mamadov is called the ultimate Bitcoin argument. And I think that anybody who's interested in what Bitcoin is should listen to that video. Okay. Yeah, I've got it pulled up. I'll listen to this. I haven't done any. It's an hour and 40 minutes. I've never heard of Anthony Popliano. See the guy that can't say else in ours? Yeah, he's a retard. He's the retard.

Okay, so we're really listening to it for this guy Murad. Yes. He's the genius. I mean, Pomp's, to be fair, Pomp is, he's good. I just, I'm particular about people who are bad at speaking publicly when it's how they make their money. Sure. Yeah, that isn't a very good combination at all. Well, maybe I should buy 0.01. I guess unit bias again. I should just buy a little bit, treat it like a... No, you shouldn't buy it. You should research it if it's interesting to you you should look into it and do the research and then uh make establish your position accordingly

which for me is every penny that i have to my name just constantly pouring more in does this guy uh mirad have the same opinion you said about the other cryptos where he's like no he got He got blown out of the water and now he's a shit corner. Oh So he He did he's doing his own grift now. Yeah, he's a smart smart kid though But he lost everything and then came back and doing a meme coin thing, which I don't think you should buy those Speaking of that, uh the meme coin and your your good buddy Dave Portnoy, this was like months ago now.

Didn't he get like a bunch of shit for pushing different meme coins to all his followers? And look, I don't know what it is with these, this modern obsession with gambling and sports and it's what masquerades as masculinity nowadays. Let me tell you something. If you're interested in sports, you are gay. Fuck! No, no, it's not funny. If you are interested in sports, you are a homosexual Okay There's a reach The modern obsession with gambling sports betting fantasy football it is it's a surrogate for masculinity. It's poisoning

Poisoning our culture and these people they belong Dave Portnoy doesn't belong anywhere near a camera he's ugly he's he's he's stupid he's stupid I'm not impressed listen I'm not impressed I'm not impressed that some Jew made a million dollars no offense made a million dollars gambling That doesn't mean you're a business tycoon That doesn't mean that you know anything about how to Make money in a way that benefits society. It means you're a fucking parasite. Okay. He doesn't belong near a camera He shouldn't even be in this country quite honestly. But yeah, no.

We're boys. Yeah, we're... Tom guys, check it out. One bite, everyone knows the rules. Yeah. Yeah. He should be be pizza reviewing and I guess his whole thing is pizza reviewing and gambling. He should go do that in Israel. Pizza reviews in Israel, my brother. On the guy. Get out. Get the hell out of this country. What does he say when you bring this stuff up to him? Well, he he's got a good sense of humor, actually. He rolls with it. You know, he knows it's all it's all in fun and games. Yeah. Yeah.

Just all in good fun. Yeah. And Dave, who knows? Maybe he could help fund season three with some of that gambling money. He did help fund season three. He's actually he's put up quite a bit of money for it. That's crazy. Has he offered to give you a free vacation to Poland? Uh I've taken several trips to Auschwitz for my re-education and each time it's more enlightening than the last. Oh, I can't imagine.

What a crazy thing to do. Just send people to Auschwitz because they made it. It bothered you? Yeah. I mean, if I had the money, that's what I would do. You know, whatever. Where would be your historic location that you sent people on like a vengeance vacation? South Africa. You sent them to Cape Town? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about that. South Africa kind of looks like it sucks.

Yeah, I don't know about that. South Africa kind of looks like it sucks. Kyle, are we ever going to see FPS Russia again? I don't think so. They won't let me have guns. They said if I touch one, they'll give me a decade in the federal penitentiary. So you probably want to avoid that. Yeah, you probably go to like Cambodia, one of those third world places and blow up some water buffaloes could do that. ATF doesn't watch YouTube videos. They do. Yeah, they probably do.

Or as they refer to them exhibit A. Yeah. They watch. Could you go to Cambodia and play with a gun or would they arrest you as soon as you got back? They don't. They're not like, see, that's what South Korea does with drug use. You could be a South Korean, come over to the US, smoke some weed in Colorado. Everything's legal, but you go what South Korea does with drug use. You could be a South Korean come over the US smoke some weed in Colorado

Everything's legal, but you go back they do a drug test They'll send you to South Korea prison for doing American drugs. We don't do that because that would be insane And I could go to Cambodia and shoot guns. Sure No Isn't that when you can rent a water buffalo and blow it up? Well, you rent the bullets you buy the buffalo They don't want it back at the end. That makes more sense I mean you can probably buy people in Cambodia. Life's cheap. Not good ones.

No, you can't dress them up like you did those mannequins. They got a real landmine problem over there. You get a bunch of stumpy Brown people. You don't want that. Unless you're into like stump play or fetish. You know, that's even worse than sports. Stump play. You know what that is, Kyle? That's pseudo masculinity. People who want to feel like they're big men because they have their... I want to feel like a big guy. Come here, stump guy. I'm going to kill you. Stump play is an American epidemic. Lifts him off the ground. Yeah, that would be sick if you can get your guns back. You could go to Ukraine, could volunteer. They'd hook me up, right? You could go. The Russians, maybe fight for the

Russians though, right? That would be more lore accurate. I want to be on the winning side here. I mean, come on. That's true. You don't join the Gazan army, you know, they're kind of on the way out. Do they let that 80s actor hang out with Putin? They would let you hang out with Putin. I don't know. There was an American, a Texan, this big fat dummy who went to, uh, to Ukraine to fight for the Russians and he would vlog. He'd be like,

I'm here with the fucking Ruskies, the second most powerful army in the world, what's up? They raped him to death. The Russians did. The Russians raped him to death. And he was not, it was not a rape of passion because he was not an attractive man. It was one of those like,

puts a power over another man rapes. You know what I'm gonna say, you're just demonstrating their power as the second best military in the world. There's no way they, a fat guy from Texas went to Russia and they molested him to death is what you're telling me. Yeah, they thought it was a spy. So they raped him and killed him. What? Yes. Wasn't good. Yeah. Why did they kill him?

What's the purpose of teaching someone a lesson? If you just gonna undo it? Sure. It taught me a lesson. I decided not to fucking go over there. I already, I bought a code. I was on Dio, Duolingo learning Ukrainian. Then they castrated that one guy and raped the other one. And I'm like, down.

Those are two of my least favorite things. So I, I decided to stay here and play call of duty instead. You had to. God damn it. That would be awesome. Is if somehow president Trump, it would have to be like Barron who told him about you. I just need to buy two million dollars for the meme coin, that's all.

I need, if you buy enough Trump coin, you get to go to that dinner tonight. It's tonight. Really? Yeah. Would that be, you could spend a little bit. One of the guys who's going to the dinner, one of the guys who's going to the dinner, nobody knows who he really is. I think his screen name is Ogle, but he's he wears a mask everywhere.

No one knows who he is or what he looks like. His name's Ogle. This is like online name, I guess. Yeah, it's all. How do you guys know all this shit? The news. Kyle's just a just a news junkie. He knows all about the molested Texans in Russia. I need to go on the on the war subreddit more and see what's going on. Combat footage, Ukraine video report. Yeah, you'll see some nasty

shit. You'll see the Russians will execute people with sledgehammers and stuff. It's crazy. It's really, really soul-depleting stuff, which you don't send any of those, you don't send any war videos in our chat anymore. You fucking cry about it. I think you won castration and you having a big deal. You can't you can't look at that stuff. Are you going are you getting dark, Kyle? No, not dark. I just like the war footage.

Honestly, I like the weapons. I like seeing shit blow up. And I like the like like like the drone warfare. I like seeing how that technology is rapidly advancing. Like every time the Russians find like a counter to a drone, it goes back and forth countering and coming up with new techs and countering those techs. Are they still doing wired drones? Yeah, the fiber optic drones. The pluses and minuses.

Pretty cool. I don't like the war footage. Puts me in a bad mood. You're not supposed to look at bad guys. You can't watch war footage and he watches sports instead. Just tell me you suck dick. That's true. It's pretty gay of me to watch the NHL playoffs. Every time I'm watching it, I'm like, oh man.

NHL is all white guys, right? Yeah, it's hockey. Yeah, that's different, except for that one murderer guy. But yeah, he was black. You're allowed to watch NHL, though. That's a white sport. Who was the murderer, Taylor? Maybe you know his name?

I don't remember his name. I think if you look up black murderer, you can get the gist of what he looked like if you just do Google images for black murderer. Hockey murder. I guarantee that guy comes up because it's the only story like that in ever. These are all different people, Sam. These are all different people. They're all, there's some things that they share in common though, that you can sort of get a heuristic sort of vibe for what to

Holy shit, 5 billion results? Wow. Oh, I thought I was locked out. Hey. Yeah. Thank you. Dude, the UK let that guy off. Or they chose not to pursue any charges, which is like, I saw that. That's nuts. Yeah. If you know anything about hockey and you've played you know what he did doesn't happen. There's a reason it's not. Yeah, if you know anything about hockey and you've played, you know what he did doesn't happen. There's a reason it's never happened. Oh, did he cut a guy with his skate? What happened?

Yeah, he kicked a guy in the chest and I ended up slitting his throat and he died. He had like like just gotten married, like young guy, promising career, had even played a bit for the Penguins. He probably wasn't going to, you know, it wasn't going gonna be an NHL star, but still didn't deserve to die. He was an NHL player, maybe. Yeah, at his best, he could be like a fringe NHL player, maybe. Well, this is why, dude, this is why I don't fuck with sports is because there was like an outpouring of support for the murderer guy on just on social media like from sports fans they were like he doesn't deserve to have his future in the NHL taken away for an accident it's just unhinged behavior from superfans that's what I it was sports will sports

will make you put the the wants and the desires and the biological drive of people that aren't you ahead of yourself. And that's why it's like a sickening thing. Like watching white British football fans crying that their team of Africans won the soccer game. These people are, they're not, not only are they genetically. But these people are they're not they're not not only are they genetically not related to you, they're the genetic antithesis of like who you are

and what you're meant to be. And you're crying because they won a soccer game. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, crying over a victory or a defeat in sports. When you're not even making money. You paid money to watch. It's pretty embarrassing. Yeah. Pretty cringe. What's that hat you got on?

What, my yarmulke? That's his hair. This is his pre-hims. I've started wearing, I wear a clear yarmulke now because I don't want to send the wrong signal to people, you know? I want to make sure that I'm in the right way with Yahweh because I'm hiding my head. That's why they do that. It's to hide their head. And I believe that that will, that's a good thing. That's what I do is I hide my head from God. But yeah, I'd make it clear so I get more, you know, can get more leeway online. Is that the real lore? It's to hide your head from God?

I think that's the way it is. Yeah. I'm not gonna look it up. I got chat GPT open. Why niggas be wearing yamakas? That should get a good answer. wearing yarmulkes. That should get a good answer. If it were to hide your head from God, you'd wear a bigger hat. Well, some of them do wear bigger hats. Oh yeah. That Orthodox, they have the big brim hats.

Does it have magical properties? Why are they wearing indoors? That's so disrespectful. The brim hats? Nah. Do they wear those? Oh. Those furry hats are like 10,000 bucks.

The ones the Orthodox guys wear, that are the big fur cylinders, those are like 10 Gs. Those are kind of cool looking sometimes. Kind of. Can't lie about that. GPT, the same question. It says, this content may

violate our usage policy. So it's hiding the truth? It doesn't want us to know. It doesn't want us to know the immense power that comes from wearing a yarmulke. Hiding your head from God. That was probably removed, Woody,

on orders of Dave Portnoy Finding things out they should shut it right down now I use it well, I use a cusp I use a custom chat GPT model that's supposed to mimic Dave Portnoy It's trained off of data from Dave. Oh So it's just so then it's just going to be a lot of sports and gambling, which is that seems like a terrible model. Well, I mean, it's I need to know what's going on in the in the minds of the playmakers over here.

Yeah. What's he up to now? I don't know. It's all fucking sports and gambling. I guess that is how he made his billions. Is he a billionaire? Is he, is he that level? I don't know. I thought he was. Maybe Barstool Sports isn't worth as much as I thought it was doing really well. Yeah. Well, he bought his company back for like a buck. That was a good deal. That's a solid deal. I would have bought it for a buck and then I sold it to him for like fucking $25

25 bagger on your money. That's why that's why you're Did you Did you hate sports as a kid like you didn't like competing in there? No, I liked like I liked I liked sports as a kid. I liked playing sports. I was very physical. But organized sports, no, I never, it always felt like something was weird about it. Really? You seem like, because you're a big guy, like you would have had those like coaches who really didn't give a shit about the history class they taught, but really they were a basketball coach who taught history, like leaning on you to be like, oh Sam, you got

to come out for the team. Well, no, I grew up in a rich town and sports were not integral to the high school. It's in New England, so it's not like a Texas school or something where sports are a big deal. It really wasn't. I did track and taekwondo in high school Taekwondo. Yeah, that's funny. That's probably one of the Martial arts you like the least now or at least that feels like one that gets bullied by the other Joe Joe Rogan said something about it that is true, which is that it's good It just messes with your range because in taekwondo everything is at kicking range. So the first time Somebody comes at you to throw a punch you are in like a complete alien universe

But the kid taekwondo it does have beautiful kicks and it does have like extremely powerful kicks. It's a it's a It's an interesting. It's a it's a it's an interesting it's not a useless sport or endeavor but you will get your ass kicked if you um try to throw hands with somebody. That's what my first my first fight I got sucker punched and I had no idea what to do with a person that was two and a half feet away from me instead of four feet away from me, anticipating a kick, you know, it's like a different thing. Are you still boxing? No, I'm trying to rehab this shoulder injury.

And I actually think I found the key like yesterday, which is lateral raises in the scapular plane. So I've been doing that and my shoulders feeling really good. So I'm probably going to start doing some pad work again soon. Yeah, I got to get in shape. I've been really stressed out because we're at the tail end of finishing Extreme Peace and I also have some other projects right now that are just taking a lot of attention uh, a lot of attention and it's, it's really getting stressful, but I think we're at a point where it's like a new, a new phase in life, uh, is about to unlock and that kind of thing always

feels like you're standing at a precipice. You don't know what's going to happen. And it's like a big, it's just going to be a big jump. Um, so I've just been stressed out and out not not eating good, not exercising. I got to fix that like ASAP. How'd you hurt your shoulder? Jiu-jitsu 10 years ago, I rolled the wrong way. I held on to a seatbelt and got my neck cranked back rolling the wrong way and fucked my shoulder up. And it's never it's never felt right since but I think this I used the chat GPT to diagnose it I thought it was a I thought it was an impingement or

something but it turns out it's subscapular tendinopathy and I think I have the the fix for it so I'm feeling pretty excited about that testosterone or anything you taking any steroids any steroids, any HDH? I took, no, I'm on TRT, which doesn't really, doesn't do anything for your injuries. I did DECA, which made my shoulder feel fucking fantastic, but that's not a long-term fix. Is DECA a type of steroid like testosterone?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, HDH or something might help with the healing too. We were talking about that earlier a type of steroid like testosterone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. HTH or something might help with the healing too. We were talking about that earlier before you joined about Joe Rogan's enormous skull and how he clearly overdid it. He's not taking one IU a day. He's well, yeah, he's huge. I think my head is probably big enough. I don't need to lean into that any more than I already am. And I also, I don't want to fix it by, I want to fix it mechanically.

I want whatever is wrong to stop being wrong. I don't want to be so quickly healing that I don't notice the physical dysfunction in the joint. So I think these corrective exercises are going to work. It feels really good right now. I'm not in any pain right now and it's because of those lateral raises. Yeah, what's your TRT regimen like?

Do you inject weekly, daily, what do you do? Every five days, I do one ml of, I think it's like 200 whatever per whatever. It's like a little bit higher than a standard Standard dose, but it's nothing crazy. Yeah, how did it make you feel? Oh, I'm sorry Kyle. It well what it does the reason The reason why I wouldn't get off of it. It's not because of a physical Like a vanity thing Because I've always I've been a pretty big fella even before the TRT. But it really, I would say it's it levels out your mood. Like I never I can't I can't I

honestly can't remember the last time that I was depressed or had like feminine, bitchy, helpless, also vengeful thoughts. I'm very mentally level and it's thanks to the TRT because if I go six days or seven days without taking it, I can start to feel that like that's that sort of unwanted energy yeah like I'll be like I'll start just thinking like how this fucking guy didn't he owes me 200 bucks what does he think I'm he's not thankful for the fucking the bread that I got in the box that type of that type of like thinking starts to creep in if I if I miss the if I'm not on it, it's just I prefer to be not bothered by stuff. Is that your experience Kyle? Yeah, I inject every day. So I like the idea of keeping the levels like super even. I've heard when you bounce your

levels a little bit, that fluctuation is pretty big. I don't remember what the half-life testosterone is. I'm not up on the data anymore. I just have everything written down, but I don't know. That fluctuation can also make you feel kind of fucky. But immediately, it's like, I feel good about everything. Feel positive, feel confident and and like

You really hit it on that the nail on the head there with that like bitchy vindictiveness Like you kind of let all that go. Yeah, I'll fucking kiss somebody owes me $200 It's only cost me $200 to never see that person again start thinking things that way. So, I don't know. I like it a lot I think it's a miracle drug. Yeah When Taylor finally like switches that flips that switch and he goes on T because he's a big dude. You've met him He's bulky. He's powerful when he finally goes on a dose. He's gonna become a mountain of a man He's gonna be a super star. Yes big nasty beat

Yeah, absolutely It'll we'll see the difference it'll be like what the fuck way Beast. Yeah, absolutely. And I will have to do it. It'll we'll we'll see the difference. It'll be like, what the fuck? Why? Why? I was noticing the size of Taylor's arm, like his up his up by and try together. It's just a big it's just a big funky arm. Fucking strong.

I'd be like, how did he get that much meat? Years ago, I'm retired. I'm resting one and oh, fuck that. I'm never doing it again. I'm like, how did this guy get that much meat in there? I'm retired. I'm resting one and oh, fuck that. I'm never doing it again. I'm like, how'd this guy get so much meat? It's like, what's gonna finally tip it over to me finally just starting it is how many of my friends, like my boys that I hang out with regularly

from high school and whatnot are starting it and I'm seeing in them like oh, that's that's a level of vascularity that they didn't have Fucking the vast similarity the size the girth the girth. It's a good thing. It's me Yeah, it's the girth and the way they're not feminine pussies anymore. I'm a fan of girth as well one thing one thing Taylor is if you're a husky guy you're gonna get sleep apnea. So you have to before you start doing TRT you should start doing cardio probably and get used to that that lifestyle because it it going to make the mass around your neck and your chest bulkier and it gives it it'll give you mechanical sleep apnea. I got so lean just so you know on my side anymore

because the the veins in my arm were so close to the skin that any pressure on them would cut the blood circulation off to my hands. Well you also also got like, Derek had you on a ridiculous regimen. My femoral arteries were popping out to the point where I was afraid to like, I was going to bump into something and like cut one. It's like, that's my life blood right there. Like that thing gets popped. I die and it's bulging out of my thighs. I just remember it was, yeah. I mean, when you get your, uh, your body fat down to 10%, you look weird. You look like a shaved cat. You look so thirsty. Oh, super thirsty. Thirsty

and hungry. Yeah. You were just dried out. But you had to do that for the photo shoot for Derek's thing, but 15 pounds more on you there where you're like not like three meals away from dying of starvation like that looks better looks more where he's getting in his car well yeah yeah that I gathered like is the city a secret I want to know not just raining still No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Chris is a great guy.

Chris is the man. Yeah, he was a fun guy to chat with. I like him. If I didn't have Chris, I'd be dead. Is he a Oh, how long have you been working with Ryan now? About a month. And he's like, he's awesome. Ryan Rivera is great.

He is awesome. He is awesome. Met him through the Gavin McInnis show when we have Gavin. And this feels like a huge step up because he wasn't really talking much on the Gavin McInnis show. It was mostly Gavin talking when he was on. But I watched a couple of your episodes, the Sam Hyde show people to check that out at mde.tv. And having him as kind of a chime in third mic, he's good at that. Yeah. He's really funny too. I like him a lot, man. I'm really excited about working with him. How often does Sam Hyde Show coming out weekly? We're aiming for once a week, but because we've been finishing Extreme Peace,

it has not been once a week, but we're gonna get there. Okay. So you're just, you're constantly spinning like eight projects. It seems that way. We got some projects going. We got a few projects here and there. We do it. We're getting the work done.

We're doing a little bit of work over here. Nothing big. Don't worry about it. No, not a video, not a Skyrim sized video game. Just little projects. Just little shit, little tinker around, mess around, see if I can do something. BOO! mess around, see if I can do something. Boom! Is the video game gonna be more fantasy or sci-fi or do you not even know yet? It's gonna be all genres. Ah ha ha ha ha! All genres.

Now that usually means that it's gonna be good. Yes. When they can't just, when they can't just die. The best games are combo shooters platformers. Oh, they're so good. You go, wow, they can't just buy a combo shooters platformers. Oh, they're so good. You go, wow, they couldn't decide. So they did fucking everything. What a good project.

Yeah. Yeah. Just wait. Just wait. You're going to like what you get. I will. I'm sure it's going to be an Xbox exclusive. You don't always get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get. I think that's Psalms. Don King. Oh, Don King. He was that thief who fucked with all the boxers, right?

Mike Tyson. Hell yeah. I don't know. That's pretty fun. Actually, that's not even a problem. I could trick a boxer. Yeah, it's a short term. You'd be fine. A professional boxer.

Is there anyone less equipped to negotiate on their own behalf? That's really funny. So fucking boxer. They don't know what's up. The boxing boxing managers. Easiest job in the world. There's a lot of retarded people all the time. Oh, yeah, dude. You can lie to their face.

They walk into the next room as soon as they go through the doorway. They don't know what the fuck's up anymore. Yeah, only the professional ones, though. Actually, that one dude, Mayweather, he's not brain-addled, right? But that's because he there's like stats he only gets punched like every fourth fight or something, right? No, I think he's retarded. He's retarded too? Oh, then I think he can't read. He can't read. I think that predated the boxing. Yes. Yeah, like he might he's just a general retard, not like a... He's not like those other smart boxes

Not a sports based retard Yeah, are you in your uh, your Raptor or your one of your other fancy cars? 2001 Dodge Ram this has a 24 valve at a five-speed ram this has a 24 valve at a five-speed and it is a shit box but it's reliable and it has charm and I've I've grown into it like a skin a reliable Dodge you say you get to come on my show and lie to me no it's got almost 300,000 miles on it and it has not I've spent maybe two thousand bucks getting it fixed. I changed my mind. That's kind of cool over the years

Over the years, that's not too bad. I thought you were usually whipping around in that slick Raptor I have the Raptor After are which is exciting. I sold the GT3 RS because it was not a boss car and I have a venturi 400 trophy which is my that's kind of my Central piece right now, although I really want a Diablo SVR Venturi 400 trophy of Venturi 400 trophy. I've never... Yeah, Zach, can you show me what a Venturi 400 trophy looks like?

If you look up Venturi 400 trophy, there should be a red one with gold wheels. That's the one I bought. The 1992? I don't know what year it is, but it's red with gold wheels. It's the one that comes up right away. Yeah, then that's the 92. That's awesome. Created school early 90s single marquee racing series in France. Kevlar composite bodywork for when Dave Portnoy sends his guys have war on the outside. I'm not getting through that.

That yeah, it's they're calling it massage proof We'll see I haven't tested that out yet, but I'm working on a plan right now a Plan don't give too many details Yeah, you wouldn't want them No, no, I mean you've already got Dave Portnoy on your ass, you know need any even you don't need all of massage I can't handle more heat. You busy business. No.

Yeah, I love the it's like you're it's like you're on an adventure every time Sam comes on the show. You get to see him drive, you get to see him walk around, you get to learn what areas of his office don't have good Internet connection. All sorts of fucking fun treats. Do you get to see me fuck? Get to see you. Not yet.

That's the hangout for $50. You can see that at the end of the wait, just wait for the game to be done. And I'll show you the fucking, are they going to have you like be the bear? Like the Baldur's gate thing where you can can you can opt into fucking you or not? Yeah, definitely Now this this game it's gonna the game is gonna be devoid of any faggotry So if you're if you're watching if you're gonna play this game and you want to choose your own penis I hate to disappoint you, but that's not gonna be in the game

Any bestiality No I hate to disappoint you, but that's not going to be in the game. Any bestiality? No, no, no. All right, man. You lost me. You lost me. Can you play as a. What do you guys spend your money on? Me? I don't have any on expensive hobbies. I mean, going out with friends. You get into something. You friends, vacations.

You should get into something. You go on vacations? I buy a lot of weightlifting equipment. I have a big gym in my basement with a bunch of machines, a bunch of dumbbells, barbells. Nice. Love that. That's probably my favorite thing. You get rogue?

I have some rogue stuff, but a lot of the machines and other stuff I have is Titan because I didn't see a discernible difference because rogue would be like this is for commercial use and it's like all right well I'm not gonna have a thousand people using this all day it's gonna be me and so my chest supported t-bar rogue doesn't need to be made for 50 people and I was right and I saved a grand on a lot of the pieces. So I got the the only like big rogue thing I got was the Ohio power bar. And I'm glad I listened to the internet comments when I bought it that were like, don't cheap on this. Don't get some bullshit bar. Get like the at least for

me, I got the like medium knurling because I didn't know enough about the neural and looking back, I'm so thankful because sometimes I'll go to like a hotel gym. And they have like that aggressive, like almost trying to be a braggart about how aggressive this knurling is. And it's like, this fucking sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would fill that shit with packed in chalk and never remove it. Exactly. Yeah, I do the same thing because it's not helpful helpful it's like it's making it so I can't lift as much

if I'm also like I'm gonna tear all my calluses off yeah so I can be hardcore so I can be some bodybuilding.com poster who's like oh dude you just don't get the purchase the purchase you get on the bar with the knurling it's like shut up if you need that much purchase your grip strength is lacking those guys they get the knurling on the bench Yeah Grip their ass I'm hardcore. Are you home? Are you a home gym master race guy? You got your own set up? We got a gym in the office. We got a rogue

Echo I think squat rack and we got the rogue bars. We got a gym in the office, we got a rogue echo, I think, squat rack, and we got the rogue bars, we got a, what's the step through thing you do the deadlifts in, the trap bar drum. Yeah, we got it. We got a good amount of stuff. It's good. I like it. I like the trap bar a lot.

Like we have a cheap barbell in it and it's like lethal. Like it's not safe to use. So that's why I got the more expensive barbell. Yeah, did you like get it off Amazon? Because there's some like Indian companies where it's like yes for all barbells. I don't even remember where I got this one from but it's like that. It's like a Yeah, I don't even remember where I got this one from but it's like that. It's like a shit box barbell bad idea Yeah, I I go through phases with lifting where like I bought all that shit and I use the hell out of it for like a Year two years and then I convinced myself like no I'm gonna go more heavy like weighted vests calisthenic tons of pull-ups tons of dips tons of lunges, and like not even back squats anymore,

like body weight squats or split squats. And I feel like for me at least that works because I get bored doing the same thing for too long. And so it's either changed up entirely with like a different set of goals or I'll just drift out of it. And I'll, it's either do that for six months or I'll have six months where I'm missing half my lifts.

Yeah, same here. Yeah. That's why my favorite thing is just pad work with boxing because it's the most interesting, like engaging thing for me that makes me feel the least like I'm engaging in toil. But lifting heavy is fun for sure for brief periods of time. I was trying to trick myself into cardio in a way that's not like sitting on my exercise bike or my elliptical or treadmill or something. And so I bought a big

weighted vest and I had like 60 pounds in it. And I'm like, I'm going to like walk quickly through like the hills of my neighborhood. And I must've got like 500 yards down the street and saw one other person in my neighborhood. And I realized how insane this looked to have a big weighted vest on like marching through like I'm a fucking proud boy training. And I just, I turned right around and I'm like, Ohoud Boy training. And I just I turned right around and I'm like, Oh, this isn't this isn't your name. No, I have no shame. I walk through the neighborhood with the ankles, the wrists and the vest. I feel like Goku. I know someday it's going to pay off my verticals getting better. Like

I don't know what that's. I don't know why I need a vertical leap. I didn't ask you about this earlier, Sam. I don't know if you've ever gotten like a dexa scan or done one of those body fat things where they submerge you But they were able to tell that from the testosterone my bone density went past the Caucasian levels into the Negroid range You don't even know It's it's incredible it's incredible mm incredible. It was worth the credit score. Yeah. Can't get a mortgage of a man. Man.

He's afraid of pools now. I'll stick right to the bottom. You're just too dense, dude. That's so your way to you wear like the the lady wrist and ankle ones. Yeah I've got like a I've got heavy ones that strap to my ankles like that in particular I feel like is a great workout. If you if you do 10,000 steps a day with four or five pounds on each foot yeah. That sounds like it'll fuck your joints up. Well that's what all the drugs are for. Okay.

You're fixing it with all that HGH. You never did HGH. That's why you have that spell 10. No, but I'm down. I'm down for the HGH. I 100% am. It's just like, I don't know if the juice is worth the squeeze. I don't want my organs to get big.

I don't want my skull to grow. And it's just thousands of dollars a month, like I said. Yeah. Well, I didn't. thousands of dollars a month like I said. Hmm. Yeah. Well, I didn't thousands of dollars a month for something that seems like it's worse than just tea. Last time I looked at it, it was going to be like five grand a month or something. Like, like, like I said, you go with an underground lab if you want to mix that shit yourself and shoot it in your ass.

But where does it come from? Did it just get tariffed is where my head is. Oh, it wasn't taxed. No, this is some illegal shit. This is, oh, it's like research chemicals off the fucking web. You're getting some scary stuff. If you asked me, I wouldn't fuck with that. I want pharmaceutical grade, like I said,

if I'm gonna shoot it into my body. Yeah, that's fair. And like some of the tea clinics that have popped up, because there's, you know, they're on every street corner now, just have the least efficacious names, the least trustworthy names where it's like, like, man up. And it's a picture of like an arrow that goes up. And it's like, no part of this seems trustworthy. In some like goober, I talked to one of my buddies, he's like, dude, I've been on T for a while. And I was like, what's the process like? He's like, what do you mean? I walked in and I said I wanted it. And then he gave it. Then the Indian guy gave it to me and

I went home and I injected it. And I'm like, really? So no tests at all. And he goes, I'm pretty sure they're supposed to, but he didn't ask. He just smurfed it up. Go to MerrickHealth.com. They'll treat you right. You'll get to talk to an actual doctor. Yes And they'll put you on the right plan and it's not that expensive. Get all your blood work done. Get all your panels done. Make sure you're not dying They'll fix up other shit that the T would you know, I had like a thyroid issue that they uh, they discovered with the blood panels that they fixed. Um, all sorts of cool stuff. MerrickHealth.com MerrickHealth.com That's where I mean, you don't trust Merrick Health. You're

crazy. Look at Derek. Look at Derek's delts. Do he lie to you? No. That's a guy who's definitely not having pissy feminine thoughts. He's to the gills that guy. Juiced. Or I guess he's not juiced anymore. He's just... He's on less than me he's on less tea than you? yeah yeah do you feel weird if you take the tea and you don't lift or is that no no you feel it feels fantastic you still get bigger stronger and leaner you don't need to lift like they did that study where they had the regular guy lift for six weeks and then they had the other guy just do t for six weeks that regular

guy fuck that guy yeah he's probably a fucking loser bro do t regular men or half women hey boys i gotta i gotta go i'm at dave porton on his spot right now we gotta do some pizza reviews all right man like you guys have you guys have sponsors right we do yeah you got them all you I'm at Dave Portnoy's spot right now. We gotta do some pizza reviews. All right. All right, man. You guys have sponsors, right? We do. Yeah. You got them all. You nailed it. Can you help me get sponsors? No.

We're bad at it, but we can have you talk to Chiz. Yeah, well, if you love you talk to Chiz, you might be able to. We don't do it. None of us do. There's a falafel company in Palestine that's been hooking us up lately. If you wanna to show for them Help me get sponsors Kyle help me get sponsors those falafels are the bomb you're gonna love it Fuck with is that what it is you. Not like that when it comes to money. Money. I'm going to get you. Don't fuck with my money.

Okay. We'll beat the pavement looking for some Taylor. Text me. Okay. Do it though. Do it. Do it. We work with an eyelass company. You text me then. They're gonna love me. We can get him some of those Arnold the aardvark frames. Get him to pep some of those. All right. Oh, look at that. Two hours. Sam and I consummate professional. He knew to leave right when our ads were due. That's what it was. It was strategic. It was strategic. It's not. That's when his commute to Dave Portnoy's house ended. It's that he just ended serendipitously.

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I just got a nice little care package from Derek. Did you guys get the blue raspberry box? Not that I know of, but I know I have. I got a nice presentation blue raspberry box case. You open know of but I might have. I got a nice presentation blue raspberry box case you open it up there's a nice blue ras energy drink in the middle. It's got 200 milligrams of caffeine which is great they were like, either I got it, Woody got it, or they sent it to Kyle's old address. So whoever is now renting that place got it.

But they haven't been sending care packages as much the last year or so. So I need to get on them and tell them to send us all more energy drinks. The energy drinks are fucking fantastic. Never seen one. The 200 milligram ones are perfect. That's exactly the amount of caffeine I want. So I don't have any amount needed the rest of the day. The bang energy 300 milligram that like for me, that's panic inducing. And if I have a coffee, that's not enough. I would need to get a bottle of pills off Amazon. That's that's the move for caffeine I want the flavor. I want that tasty flavor. I want the blue razzle that tastes good Take take it with a fucking sprite zero and guess what? This episode is also brought to you by sprite zero sugar plus tea

It's better than you think You tried this Kyle fuck. No, that looks disgusting.. I tried Sprite cranberry and was disgusted. Sprite plus tea? No, thank you. It's pretty solid. I took a chance. I'd rather drink water. Kyle does real tea, not that bullshit.

That's actually a big deal for Kyle. Woody and I didn't internalize the intensity of that hatred because we drink water. The guy who drinks water hates Kyle. I've been mixing a little water into my diet. When I'm in the gym, I swear to God, I would be in the gym and I'd bring my half gallon bottle thing, I got a bunch of those steel flask things.

It was always full of unsweet tea. That's all I hydrated with for years was unsweet tea. And I get the worst for you sweetener that there is, the one that actually causes cancer sweet low. Yeah, yeah. I get it not in the little tear open pouches. I get a tub of it. And I know exactly how many fucking spoonfuls

to just throw into my fucking Quart or gallon worth of sweet tea and it's so sweet and so delicious and cold. Oh That hydrates you I mean a little caffeine there probably some antioxidants that cancels out the cancer Undoubtedly, I mean that sounds good. Yeah, like if I were sitting on my couch That sounds good. Or if I were sitting on my couch, that sounds good. Or if I'm outside, in particular, sunny day, I'm outside, I would like that. But when I'm working out, I kind of want water. Like I don't really want, if I have anything, I want it to be like pre-workout or like a mid-workout drink. So then it tastes good. And I can also be like, yeah, I'm getting my fucking

amino acids or something. I don't believe in all that. I don't need the pre workout drink and the mid workout drink. I get my protein at the end with all my collagen and amino acids and all that shit. Bunch of scoops of stuff. I don't know what it means. Just someone told me to put it in there. So I do.

But yeah, sweet unsweet tea, unsweet tea, it's delicious. And it's gotta be better for you than water. Fucking water? There's nothing in there. That's damning, you're right. There's- I mean, you can't argue with that logic. So there's-

Water's fucking trash. At least there's things in it. Water's fucking trash. The only good water, if you take all the stuff out of the water, it really does taste like trash. There's things in it. Water's fucking trash. The only good water. If you take all the stuff out of the water, it really does taste like trash. Like if you, if you, if you ever drink a distilled water, what is it with fish aquariums? What kind of water are you supposed to use for that? What is there a special water you purchase or do you just run tap and then get it straight? What do you do?

You run it through a reverse osmosis filter and then it's very purified, pure water. Is that distillate? How does reverse osmosis work? It's a series of very tight filters and it removes everything that's not water. Okay, interesting. I know distilled water, obviously you're essentially boiling it and then condensing it back and you're moving all the impurities. It's how alcohol is made to some extent. So it tastes like shit. It tastes like weird on your tongue. The best water is to me has always been Fiji water. It's fucking $3 a bottle,

but it's because it has those volcanic minerals in it. Like the minerals in the soil that leach into that water feels soft on your tongue. I wonder if the bottle is more expensive in Fiji water if that's part of the car. It comes with it comes in a better bottle. Clearly much better bottle. It's a fancy bottle I guess. People use that bottle as a water bottle. It sounds worse. Yeah. The Fiji one. Yeah. The plastic one. I've seen the what's the glass one? You've seen those glass ones that are like cylindrical boss boss water. I can see refilling that because it's glass like What what could possibly go wrong there, but like Callaway blue here it came in these blue bottle

That's why I got it if you squeeze that is it very weak Do that 15 or 20 more times. I wanted to write it right into the mic. The water bottles we come in the water bottles we get in this house are so weak. It's like, was this even safe? Like what if I dropped it? No one would reuse that. I know what you're talking about.

Yeah. These trash. one would reuse that. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, these trash. They look like that. When that's empty, you can you can like roll it up like a newspaper. Yeah, we used to do that in school wrapping paper, roll it up really tight when it's empty. And then you take off the top and it shoots. The top goes really loud. I just make bombs out of them. You throw some aluminum foil and some, uh, so pipe cleaner in there or toilet bowl cleaner and we call it red devil or

something. That was the brand. That was a good bomb. I blow your, I wake you the fuck up. Blow your fucking fingers off. I don't know if it would, I never had one go off my hand, but when they go off there as loud as a 12 gauge It's a a good good Explosion it's a real deal explosion. It's really cool It's just a it's taking a 2-liter bottle or any kind of a plastic bottle and you put some ingredients in there to create a lot

of gas it's aluminum foil and Pipe cleaner toilet bowl cleaner stuff and And it eats it up, makes this gas rapidly. And then it blows that fucking bottle up. It's really loud. If it's possible to get a screw cap on a Coke fast enough after putting Mentos in it. Yeah. Well, you just take the Mentos and you put them in the bottom of the cap. There's a there's a way to rig it up. Oh, sure sure that makes sense

But that won't blow up a coke about it won't blow up the bottle not even close It takes a ton of pressure to blow them up when when a two-liter bottle like like it will distend and Expand in ways that you would have never you like it's still isn't gonna pop. It's still ain't gonna pop It's like a balloon that keeps getting bigger and bigger and you're like what the fuck that can get that big It's it they get really big and when they go off, it's a colossal explosion Don't miss it. Minto's doesn't make a ton of gas. Does it have to be coke? No, oh for Minto's I don't know. Okay There's no way like it. There's no way if you just drop it in Pepsi nothing happens just has to be a

I don't know what what it's reacting to Mentos was never cool to me and I think that that like tree people doing it was after I was in high school Even so I never fucked around with us. I liked that it was it was a candy that you could pretend was a mint That's what I liked the fresh maker the fresh maker. Remember the commercials where they're all running around. Mentos freshness, fresh and full of life. Mentos fresh. They're on the beach. They're having a good time. Yeah.

Or he's running, you know, he's running through like France trying, like trying to catch like a trolley or something because like the girl's purse is on it. And then he gets it and he gets the girl and he's like, ha, he's got good breath. It's great. They really fell off mentos totally deleted from the cultural memory. No one talks about them. Tic Tacs. Yeah. Or, um, yeah. Tic Tacs are kind of going to lifesavers. Nobody eats lifesavers. No, I don't even ever think there was a,

the guys of mints with, no, no, I'm, I'm, I don't even ever think there was a the guise of mints with no, I'm not thinking of the correct ones. I remember that remember the winter green lifesavers where it was pretty good if you turn like got in a dark room and turned all the lights off and it was super dark and you like bit through it. When it cracked, there was like a little green light. The winter green lifesavers. It's true. It's true. I'm gonna look it up. Zach, don't, you know, find, ask a guided question.

It was like a grill lighter. There was some quartz in there. There was a little bit of quartz. That's why they're not like popular anymore. They found out they were putting little bits of marble in there. Yeah, it is definitely a thing though. Hold on.

Dude, I know that Gaza... Yes, look, it's autofilled. Wintergreen Life Saver Spark. Explain it to me. The AI overview says, wintergreen life saver spark was due to tri-bioluminescence, a phenomenon where light is emitted when something is broken or rubbed. When you crush... Oh, that actually is the same luminescence that you get from quartz then. And like the grill lighters and stuff. You're striking a piece of quartz with a striker and it's interesting.

There you go, yep. Because I remember we would do that sometimes when we were when we were little on very boring evenings. We would just have a girl put them in her mouth and then suck her dick. Your thing is way cooler. That's true. That's true. You guys didn't, he didn't know what you were doing over there. Yeah, we just got that whole bowl in the dark there. You guys were trying to-

Oh, I was thinking. You were getting laid and I was like, gosh, check it out, there's a spark. Biting through a candy. Speaking of getting laid, outside the Diddy trial, he has paid homeless people $20 a day to wear free puffy shirts. They're out there like Fiendin, like, like, what leaned over all weird, like froze up wearing free puffy shirts. And like, and it's not, it's not like a conspiracy theory.

They act like they are for you 20. It's like, yeah, I wasn't about to do that. You're not down with that hell no Free healthy shirts, I'm Picturing that this is a while ago got some puffy and it's free and their shirts about puff daddy that they didn't charge for Before he was in trouble. I'm like, why would they have to I was lost. I'm sorry. You were yeah He's currently at trial still not going very well Kid Cudi showed up today talked about the time that kid cut Did he blew up his car?

Hmm Hey, then what does that have to do with the rape? Well, he blew up Kid Cudi's car because Kid Kurt Cudi was dating Cassie who is part of the freak offs and his longtime girlfriend He was 19 at the time who he abused and that she's sort of a central figures thus far in testimony. Okay. Yeah. He has a lot more charges than I thought he did. I thought it was going to most car as revenge for dating his girlfriend. Yes. And I think he's also had some people break into his home and do some other

stuff, but definitely blew up the car. That's been a long time story that I even knew about. Yeah, that guy's going away forever. He's going away for like R. Kelly type years. Look at that. I mean, that's, it looks like a nice car that he just wrecked. Maybe he shouldn't have been seeing Diddy's bitch. You know, that would be the court defense, right? Your honor, Your honor, Diddy was not about to provide this. I plead he was seeing my bitch.

He made Seroch vodka, so he's not about that passive life. He sees it. The guy was just listening to, he was like, yeah, you know, I took some ecstasy and we were drinking Seroch. And I was like, that's kind of cringe to be drinking your own like your billionaire like Diddy style Maybe you got some better vodka than sirac in the it. It's your own part, right?

Like like is your ego that big that you bring your shitty? great vodka here instead of you know, a nice Tito's or absolute or a Stoli like that vodka he makes is so goddamn nasty. I think it's made from grapes. I think they distill grapes into vodka. Right. It's not a good move. It's not a good move. There's a there's a reason that vodka is usually made of corn or potatoes or something incredibly neutral like that. But something from the grapes carries over and it's fucking nasty. Yeah. Grapes are delicious.

They figured out alcohol with wine. Like that's. Wine is not delicious. I agree. I'm not a wine guy. It's not even carbonated. That's champagne. Have you ever had Brandy?

Probably. No, which one is, no, not Brandy. What's the one that it's like stronger wine? Oh, um, it, that may be Brandy. Is that Brandy? I, if that, if it is what I'm thinking of, then that's Brandy. And I've had it once ever and it was horrid. Absolutely terrible. I don't know if I've ever had Siroc, but when it's vodka, it's just kind of like,

they're all similar unless you get like the plastic jug kind. Because even in college, I had the wherewithal to be like, oh, this McCormick's in the giant plastic jug that's been in my friend's car, the pop-off, like this is bad. There's no way this is what vodka and the other four shelves up at the store tastes like, because this is horrible. I hate all vodka.

I'm sorry, but one thing I do think that makes it slightly more tolerable is when it's really cold. Has to be improved. Oh yeah. It does. It also thickens it. It's visibly more viscous when it's cold

And if you drink enough that this that viscous liquid starts to mmm, what you got there? I definitely prefer tequila if I'm going to be tasting it a little I got into a bunch of trendy tequilas for a little while Like expensive ones and nice ones for a little while, like expensive ones and nice ones. Sanote, I think, was my favorite. Some of it's the word for like some geological pit down in Mexico. I forget. I think it's Sanote. But but with vodka, even in high school, I would at least show up with absolute.

Like like people would have pop off vodka, that giant gallon of plastic bottle vodka. It's like, come on, I know we're all 15 here, but I can afford a bottle of absolute. What are you always doing? That's disgusting. They drink it warm. I'm the beach. They were drinking it hot. Hot. They pulled it out of the trunk of a car and drink it hot in the back seat. And like, like offering the like, no, no, the fuck are you, it was so nasty. In high school, underage drinking, I definitely had some hot pop off before, some hot McCormick's. The worst thing I had in high school, I don't know if everyone calls it a kamikaze, but the people I knew did,

and it's when you go into your parents' liquor cabinet and just get like a little bit of everything so they don't notice it missing. That is the worst drink you can have. It's just like the graveyard. The graveyard. Okay. I never heard that. No, I mean, like, wasn't that what they called the shit where you get some of every soda at the fountain? Oh, it's new to me. Oh, but yeah, I never knew anyone who did the liquor cabinet trick, but I was there at a

friend's house a couple of times where we thought we were only drinking a little bit of his parents' liquor cabinet. And then every time the next morning I'd wake up and my buddy Tyler would be like, oh, guys, we drank way more than I thought we did. They're gonna know. And it's like, really? Is it that bad? And he's like, yeah, there's three empty bottles. They're gonna know. I was in a nice hotel room on Machinima's dime one time. And FWIZ was there, to be fair, but the bar closed and we were all drinking and they're like, you have a mini bar in your room, Kyle? And I'm like, fuck yeah, I've

got a mini bar in my room, but I'm not paying for that. That's just like $20 per mini bottle. F?iz is like, I got you, I got you. We like, we cleaned that fucking thing out. It must've been, it was hundreds of dollars worth of mini bar liquor that F?iz had machinima cover for me. As they should have, it was for the boys. Yeah. Is it just, is there ever a bigger bottle in many bars?

It's just like the things. Maybe in some fucking like Dubai situation or something that's much fancier than I've ever gone to. But even when I've had nice sweets in Vegas and nice sweets in LA, it was always many bottles of liquor, and a variety of them in a mini bar. I've never been anywhere where there's a bottle sitting there.

Like what would a bottle cost at a hotel? Like it's $800 at the club. Great. Yeah. It was 800 then at the club. I don't know what it costs now, but it was $800 a bottle then. So, you know, I, you know, have you heard of Dubai chocolate? No, I feel does that like green stuff in it? I feel like I saw a still buy chocolate. This is incredibly trendy thing that's taken over the internet and it's full of pistachios, it's these chocolate bars.

It's been so popular that it's affected the world supply of pistachios. And I read about a conspiracy theory that the whole idea behind the branding of Dubai chocolate and its artificial viral nature is to scrub the internet of other mentions of Dubai chocolate that would make Dubai look bad. Now the other mentions would be the well-known situation where these Dubai millionaire-billionaire types will pay only fan models, Instagram bots to fly over. And then for X amount of money, they seem to really like to shit in their mouths. And and so that is what Dubai chocolate used to be called when it used to be that when you said Dubai chocolate, you're like, Oh, she got flown over for a little Dubai chocolate, eh? But that was bad look they didn't like that and they're very image forward and they were like we got to

Do a whole rebrand and some of us I got you we create a whole product called Dubai chocolate You know what it is. It's chocolate from Dubai You know what and everybody forget about this whole we like to shit and white girls from the US's mouths for a million dollars a turd Forget about it. Yeah that yeah we like to shit in white girls from the US's mouths for a million dollars a turd. Thing. Forget about it. Yeah, well I didn't know that they were like scat guys over there. I didn't know they were scat men. Oh yeah, there's scat guys everywhere.

Scat guys everywhere. Dubai chocolate is a $15 candy bar on Amazon. Oh yeah, they're not seldom cheap. That's probably not even good Dubai chocolate. It's probably got nuts in it. Corn. I don't understand. So what, what is the green stuff? Pistachios. That's it. It's probably some sort of ground pistachios, maybe sweetened with something.

I don't know. I don't eat chocolate bars. Yeah, I don't either really, but I mean, I'd probably like that then because pistachios rule and chocolate's great. Hey, help yourself to little Dubai chocolates. Click buy. I don't trust those guys. They're probably putting little bits of poop in it.

Oh, they wouldn't do that. They want to keep their good name. They only do the pooping behind closed doors, just like Sylvester Stallone. Man, can you imagine all the things you've done already when you get to the point of being like, I need something that excites me. I'm going to poop in their mouth. Like, that's not like a fetish for that guy directly. That has to just be, he's done everything with his whale money. It's not a gateway fetish. That's an end game fetish. Yeah. Did he seem to be into piss? game fetish. Yeah.

That is the end. He seemed to be into, into piss. Like, like there's, there's a lot of talk of piss. There's, there's, by the way, they keep showing these photos of Cassie. She's incredibly beautiful. Like she's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Like I didn't even know she existed cause I'm not into that kind of music and wouldn't know her to look at her until this whole trial thing. But Jesus Christ, that's a beautiful woman. You're talking about having so much oral sex that she had sores in her mouth and not from STDs Like friction burn in her mouth from sucking dick

it's a The testimony in this thing is wild all the details and stuff all the stuff that's coming out. It's it's the all the lube and sex toys and and the the um, the all the lube and sex toys and the baby oil of course and just multiple locations and just drugs everywhere and not like weed or coke or like a drug that we would want to do hypothetically. It'll be like yeah we there was a flask inside a Gucci bag in the back of a closet. It tested for for liquid MDMA and meth it's what a fucking tonic that he's got in this little class back there it's it's been nasty from day one and it still is and they're just getting started there's gonna be I can't wait till we get some other celebrities

implicating this I really hope JLo goes down I really want JLo to go JLo yeah fuck her sucks she sucks. Jenny from the block, not a fan, huh? Every time I see Ben Affleck putting up with that bitch, I feel bad for him. Like, ugh. Or Ben. Are they together?

I don't know if they are anymore. I just remember that photo of him. He opens the car door for her and then lets her in and just the look on his face is like, fucking not worth it. Not worth it. I saw him. He does often look bummed out. I saw a post about JLo the other day and they're like, this is what a dump truck was in the early two thousands.

And they showed JLo's butt. It's like, yeah, wait a minute. She doesn't have a big butt. Like she really didn't. I was shocked, because girls now, it seems like everybody's got a fucking dump truck. It's like a gigantic, meaty ass bigger than your fucking head. And that's not what JLo has or had. Well, I mean, people were thinner back then. Maybe it was just relative ass size. No, not her though. She was always pretty. She never got into that super skinny thing that looked unhealthy like Angelina Jolie

or Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie, Paris' friend. She was like dangerously skinny. She disappeared from the public eye after the real world or whatever that show was. The Simple Life or something like that. They just did a new season for that actually. She's back in the public eye doing another season with Paris of that show. It's fun to see them back together

and she doesn't look as sickly now. Good for her. I know you've been following closely but the big, beautiful bill passed this week, at least through the first house of our wonderful Congress. So far. And we got, you know, we got like an advantage in the Senate too.

We'll see if it makes it through that unscathed. I'm sure it'll be altered in some ways. The, it seemed like the core of the bill was making some people, taking some people's Medicaid away and taking money away from poor people and giving it to rich people. But then at the bottom, and I literally mean at the bottom of the graph I saw,

it was removed tax stamp from suppressors. And I was like, oh, how'd we get that in there? I'm almost on board now. There is one part of it where they can no longer hold presidents in contempt of court. It wasn't exactly that but it was like when they're held in court there's no way to enforce any will upon them. It was essentially making him immune to some of his current legal hurdles with his immigration stuff. And they slipped it into the tax bill and it felt dirty.

It is dirty. It's... That to me is just politics. Now, the nature of the amendment itself, I get, feels dirty, but just the nature of slipping it in is just fucking Washington politics one on one. It's certainly not something new, like, you know, it's not not a new technique but the idea of your president being above the law is it I don't like it and to the listener if you do like it you may not like it when there's a democrat in law involved.

He'll never let that happen again. Yeah this is not going to be the world's last president of America there will be a democrat again someday and he'll be immune from the law and you might think that was stupid I see he also did something with Harvard today I believe he wants the names of all of their foreign students and he won't allow them to accept anymore Or maybe he's sending some of the foreign students back where they came from just a crazy Yeah or maybe he's sending some of the foreign students back where they came from, just a crazy situation. Yeah. It's interesting that he's taking on Harvard, because I don't know that there's another school better

equipped to hit back, right? You know, like Harvard has the largest endowment fund. They have the billions. They're basically no budget on their own attorneys, and their name isn't fragile. It's not like Trump can just ruin Harvard's name. I hear it and I'm like, what, Harvard reject Trump? Is that why he went to UPenn?

Is that what we got going on here? Now he's after revenge? Maybe, I made that up, but it could be true. But yeah, so Harvard's pushing back. It's kind of a free speech issue. Trump doesn't think that non-citizens should have free speech I would argue and We'll see where this goes. Yeah, you barred them from enrolling foreign students

They say that's a privilege and they remove that privilege from Harvard Okay, okay Okay, yeah, that's a new one to me. Although I will say, I don't like when I see all the all the Chinese people who come here and get their education and go back home and use it. I don't like that. And maybe if they got their education at some sort of business, but they're going to Harvard, this place with this multi-billion dollar a year endowment who don't need the money. Frankly, they should be dropping their tuition to zero.

Why do they charge for tuition there at that place with this multi-billion dollar endowment and presumably a student base that is the best to the best to the best, or their uncle was at least. The fuck's going on? I don't know, fair's fair to me and I don't like it. I don't like most of that stuff. I looked at the whole bill and I was like,

ah, don't like that, don't like that. Ooh, this is awful, why are they all agreeing? And then I got to the bottom and I saw that suppressor thing and then I was on board. On the Harvard thing and foreign students, I'm like, someone try to convince me one way or the other. I need more facts. On one hand, like you said, I have that same thought, like, why are we educating these people to more or less compete with us? And then they go back and they become the

leaders of their whatever, or maybe we're exporting our culture and we're making these people who are sympathetic to Americans. And it's a net positive to have thought leaders who went to school. I'm a bit loud with a school here. You're proving my point, right? This is a guy who took great interest in America. Yeah, yeah. That's true.

He was laser focused on America there for a while. Yeah, I don't know. I just don't like that, especially when it's China. I watched that really good video on YouTube today. They interviewed an American YouTuber who speaks Russian, went to Russia and did this interview with a Russian drone maker and I was shockingly unbiased. He said in his opinion, this is the guy who runs the company, he thought that the Ukrainians were the number one nation in the world in drone tech and that he thought that Russia was number two and

He talked about the Western junk They got set the switchblade drones that the Americans sent the switchblade drone looks like a tube with little fold-out wings He said those were shit You know that they named all the reasons for it And then he talked about another drone that we sent and he's like, those are okay, but they cost half as much as a tank. And then he starts looking at some of the Russian shit. He's like, we use wooden propellers.

Carbon fiber propeller is 5% more efficient and 10 times the cost. And it's hard to get carbon fiber in Russia and we got plenty of wood. And they were talking about the fiber optic drones, how those work. the cost and it's hard to get carbon fiber in Russia and we got plenty of wood and they were talking about the fiber optic drones, how those work, those don't replace the radio controlled drones necessarily. They're moreover sent in to destroy the jamming tech that the enemy has in the area and then once that's gone they can bring drones that are able to

carry a heavier payload because the fiber optic cable itself takes up so much weight apparently And they talked about what you were concerned with with like following the cord back to them And he was like yeah We just put the cord in a power drill and hit go and it just reels most of it back in if it breaks It breaks off somewhere of course, but we get most of it The Ukrainians have this new tech where they're trying to like send a laser beam The Ukrainians have this new tech where they're trying to like send a laser beam through the fiber optic cable of the enemy and the whole thing lights up like a path at night back toward the enemy.

That was interesting to me. But it was kind of worrying when he talked about, he talked about for one thing that he's like the sanctions don't work. He's like, we have private companies here there are private companies in china we have an enormous border with china we don't we can't obviously use russian debit cards to pay them we'll figure it out he's like anything we want we get from china and they know that we're getting it and they're fine with it um all of the internals of their stuff their chips their boards their, their servos and shit,

their motors are Chinese. It was wild to see. He thought that that was definitely the future of warfare. And he talked about the numbers of drones they were able to crank out. He's like, we just built two new factories that do nothing but make drones, maybe 40,000 a week. It was something crazy.

That's such a big number. It was crazy. And who knows about that part? Numbers are one of those things was like, if you tell me you make 40,000, maybe you make, maybe you make 40, but maybe you make 10. I don't, and I don't, I don't know about that, but his, his stuff about the specifications,

the capabilities and stuff, and where the future of the tech was, was fascinating. And I worry that we're falling behind um I wonder it seems to me that a lot of low-cost swarm drones would be super effective like these the drone equivalent of a cluster bomb but it depends what they're going up against right like against one of our naval ships that have those they call AWACS or something that autonomous minigun That that thing will clear the fucking sky

But but against those guys in trenches, it's the number one killer of people right now It was artillery there was a time with 70% of the fate of the injuries and casualties were created by Artillery and now it's drones drones have taken that place Yeah, I would imagine standing next to an artillery gun is very dangerous. The drone's gonna come for you right now. I don't know about that. I think maybe, I don't know about that. Maybe, maybe, maybe not.

It seems like they're harassing the guys who are in trenches and definitely the vehicles. They do this thing with the drone now. So a big power drain on the drone is relaying the video signal back to the controller. Even if it's sitting still on the ground, it's burning five or 10 watts per. Okay.

It's drawing five to 10 watts continuously, I think you said, just to send the signal back. So what they'll do, especially with the fiber optic drone that doesn't have that issue because it's relaying the signal through the wire, they'll now just sit still on a rooftop, they'll land it on a rooftop and wait, watching the video feed until somebody comes by and then they'll hit that vehicle, or they'll land them on

the sides of roads and it'll just be sitting there on the edge of the road with camouflage on it. They showed one with like leaves and like twigs all over it. And then when they see a truck coming, they just go get it. And there's no way to stop that or prevent that or slow it down. He talked about the backpack jammer. He's like, that doesn't work. That just shows us where you are.

You might knock one drone down. We'll send another that's on a different frequency and kill you. It sounded so fucking scary. Yeah. And like one upside of America participating in this war in some way, uh, is keeping their sort of finger on the pulse of what works and what doesn't work and what's coming next. He said something interesting about America versus everyone else. He said that,

um, he said the only way Russia learns to get better at a thing or the faults in their processes is going to actual war. And like every week we get better at a thing, we find a thing that isn't working. But the Americans have been running war games against NATO for decades and decades and decades. It's like several years ago, you ran a war game where the Americans took the role of the Russians and they fought NATO. He said, you destroyed NATO. You crushed them, especially the Italians. He said, the first day the Italians got caught making coffee, the Americans saw the fire and killed them all. You know, in the war game style, killed them all.

So that was fascinating. I found him to be so unbiased and like like he talked about how, and he's a private company. And he talked about the way a private company can quickly like change the way they're doing things and latch onto a new tech or a new way of doing things and evolve very rapidly. Whereas a state funded military industrial complex type situation, like half the people there are just collecting paychecks. They're not working. They're not doing anything.

And they'll test and they'll delay and they'll be overruns and then they'll test in the field for two or three years. Like every week here, we have a new drone, a new thing, a new way to do it. He's like over there and there's like a He's got a he's got a top secret drone covered in plastic. He's like, that's the new thing right there we're testing that this week and it's it's interesting to see how a Small company like that in Russia, which is a place where I wouldn't think that would be kosher is On that innovative path with drone technology and this guy seems so smart. It was worrying. I was like we to kidnap that motherfucker We need this guy. He's like the fucking

He reminded me a lot of who's the guy who runs? Tarkov oh Dimitri they only got three surnames over there are not certain right? Who would you curse and use you Nikolai? Yeah Nikita He's like they're in Nikita that guy was it was a light. I was in a an alley oop. Yeah I just guessed a Russian name. That was oh really Yeah, he talked about How they felt about the the foreign, the fighters when they killed them.

Oh, the interesting thing, he really talked up Starlink. He's like the one thing they have, the most powerful thing on the battlefield is Starlink. Starlink keeps the Ukrainian drone fleet in the Black Sea. There's nothing we can do about it. Starlink allows them to operate drones from Kiev on the battlefield with minimal lag. He's like, we have a similar system, but it involves radio piggybacking. And they even have this one system.

He's like, drone operators are expensive to train. And most of them are gamers. They're not soldiers. They can't carry heavy, you put body armor on them. It doesn't work. You can't send them out in the field. So what they do is they got these nerds in a high rise and in uh, uh, moscow And they send two big dudes to the war and they they bring the drone

And this piggyback receiver transceiver with them. They sit this whole he's like, it's very simple. We color code everything We label red red wire in red hole and these dummies go out there put it on the ground turn it on and leave and my guy back in Moscow who was just flying a different drone gets a message and he can hop on to controlling that drone that's in Dunbass go send it in kill a thing and he's ready to hop on a different drone immediately he doesn't fly the drone to and fro you're gonna find themselves completely unprepared for the American catboys You've got I mean we've got some pretty good gamers here we do that's true We got some we had maybe the best actually I was gonna say the best gamers

per capita, maybe Korea, best gamers. I was going to say, it seems like we lose to Europe a lot, right? This is FPV though, right? This is a different kind of game. I don't care if they're good at League of Legends or even CSGO. I want to see somebody who can pilot a thing. This is if you're flying a drone, you know, there's a lot of, there's some piloting skill

I think involved. I watched the Ukrainian drone operators. And so this was pretty neat. The guy's name might have been Preston Stewart, but I have these two brown haired ex military dudes mixed up. They look the same to me. Anyway, this one went to Ukraine. And he vlogged his experience of going to the Ukrainian front lines with the drone operators. And, you know, he was, as an American soldier, he was used to traveling with a certain amount of armor and so they're in like Tacomas, just completely driving with the lights off, it's not safe in the slightest, as they're going to where the drones are operated, because at least at this time, you couldn't be so far from the drones themselves, you going to where the drones are operated because at least at this time you couldn't be so far from the drones themselves you had to go to a tricky spot and um still do

mostly okay so uh so he's going there super dangerous and they like found out that there are enemy drones in the sky doing surveillance so they just parked there and waited before entering the war zone in the open which which was not his bag at all, that's not how Americans operate, but that's what they did and then they eventually go there and now he's just hanging out in this, I'll call it a bunker,

but I guess it was somebody's basement and they're just there operating drones. There is nothing pleasant about this. They're obviously all very cold. They're all chain smoking cigarettes and they all don't give a fuck. They're they don't seem to have any value for their own life or what's going. They're just like, this is what I do. And they is the word nihilistic like but but to

such an extreme that they don't have any joy or care or whatever, they just kill Russians. That's what I see. I'm like burning vapes big time. Like, like, like, like, like just continuously sucking nicotine while they got the goggles on killing people. These were actual cigarettes in this particular video, but they were also in a basement where maybe like infrareds wouldn't do anything. Yeah. And it was pretty neat just to see their attitudes. They were grateful to the Americans who helped them with supplies and stuff. And they were respectful of this guy who had been through it.

He had done a couple of tours in the American army and they were just considered themselves sort of comrades, even though it wasn't the same war. But yeah, the one takeaway I took, I didn't get like military systems like you. As a matter of fact, he worked extra hard not to tell anything about the weapons systems and keep all that stuff a secret.

It was about what it was like to be a soldier and how unpleasant it was and how many people they knew that died, even as drone operators. The real danger they seemed to face was getting to and from the place to operate drones, which they did every day. I don't know why they couldn't live in the basement, you know, like if that's the, but they didn't.

And yeah, these guys just sort of, to say they gave up on their own life might be a little extra, but not- They were prepared to die. Yeah, yeah. And prepared to die, but almost nonchalantly prepared to die. Yeah, yeah. And prepared to die, but almost nonchalantly prepared to die. Like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, what you gonna do? You can only be on high alert for so long. You know? Right? You can only be at like a 10 for so long. And then you're like, so anyway, you know, like the bomb goes off, bomb goes off. Like I get it.

It makes sense. And then they need to reintegrate into civilization again at some point. And I bet Ukraine's going to have, they're going to have a generation of people who have some level of PTSD. Oh, for sure. Yeah. The Russians are creating a map. Both sides are creating this huge generation of people that are like that.

You know, it's and I don't think it's going to stop anytime soon. They keep talking about peace fire, cease fire. And I don't see any I don't see any progress on that. And there's going to be a gender imbalance, right? Like societies are best when there's an equal already is women looking for. They're in Poland. You want to you want to find Ukrainian women go to Poland. Yeah, yeah, those are in Poland. That's where they Ukrainian women, go to Poland. Yeah.

They're already in Poland. That's where they are. You think those women are going to come back now that they're living in a nicer country? Probably not. Probably not. I mean, I wouldn't leave though, because man, Taylor, not one of those weak women, these weak-willed women. No, I'd dress as a lady and I'd be in Poland. You'd be stuck in Poland cock.

I'd be the ugliest Ukrainian woman in all of Poland. Actually, that's how I would get out of heaven, to suck cock. Yeah, they'd be like, not bad compared to Polish woman. Taylor, he's got a name. So we're already kind of halfway there. And I've been told he watch sports, so he's already gay. You like boys, check out this happy trail. Now this is a woman.

Yeah, that's true. I think it's pretty aggressive on the chest. So a lot of nipple hair. It's OK. Humbugs, hairy belly. A lot of nipple hair on this cow. The drone guy said that he's like, if it's an American, we always take them hostage. We always take them prisoner.

If it's a Ukrainian, we almost always take them prisoner too. Even though we were at this war, we see them as almost like brothers who are misguided and have lost their way. That was his viewpoint. He's like, but Germans? No, no. We don't take German prisoners. And he was like, there was a time for the last 50 years our education told us when we fought Germany in World War II, it was the Nazis that we were fighting, the Germans and those were two very different things He's like 50 years of goodwill wiped out as soon as the leopard tank showed up

He's like now none of them could take in prisoner He's like any any he's like any named other like groups anyone from a foreign countries. Why are you here in our business? We're not taking them prisoner either, But he also said something really interesting. There was a private company making drones for the Russian government and they came up with this drone called the Pig Ripper or something like that. They're like, yeah, it's called the Pig Ripper.

And they're like, no, the fuck it's not. No, the fuck it's not. Rename it the HB3 or some shit. We're not gonna put a weapon on our battlefield against the Ukraine It's called the pig ripper. It looks bad Make it the h2 504. Yeah combat drone That's true point of view on it was so telling and it was really interesting I don't think that we're stopping anytime soon. Both sides are mad

I do like that mineral deal that Trump signed and hey look we kind of shit on crane It was really interesting. I don't think that war's stopping anytime soon. Both sides are mad. I do like that mineral deal that Trump signed. And hey, look, we kinda shit on- With Ukraine. Look, that whole bill, the big beautiful bill, that's horse shit. It's plain horse shit. It's crypto scam, horse shit.

But seems like he came up with a very lucrative tariff situation with the UK, if that's going through. And it seems like he came out of the Middle East with about one and a half trillion in arms sales like he and plane sales. He did like hundreds of, it was an enormous amount of arms that he did sell. I can never trust his numbers at all.

They're public, those are real numbers though. Okay. When he says it, throw it out the window. He said Biden had stage 9 cancer. I know what he means, but he missed his number. You know what I mean? He said that Qatar, I think it's Qatar, I don't know. Pick one where we won't laugh.

You can't say Chipotle. I spent some time in there. I say it better than everyone else. You like to have the both days in Qatar? I say it better than everyone else. Both days in cutter. Oh, he said that they gave him that 5.1 trillion GDP is less than one trillion right, but they are well over a number of years.

Maybe perhaps you know what he also got. You gotta don't see washing. It's just a lie. You know he's got a a five and a half billion dollar golf course that they've built over there and another like one and a half billion dollar one and maybe Scotland or something like that. I heard that he got deals and towers and such, but I had no specifics. Yeah, so that okay. The one for golf course. At first, I have a billion dollar is seems like that.. What is that going to be like a 96 hole course? So it's an 18 hole and a nine hole. I think and there's like tons of facilities.

And I believe I read that their nine hole par three was like the best one in the world. I don't know shit about golf, but I know what those numbers mean. Five and a half billion dollar golf course. My understanding is that they own everything, but it's what those numbers mean. $5.5 billion golf course, my understanding is that they own everything, but it's a Trump licensed property. So he's getting some ungodly royalty fees or trademark fees or what have you for it being a Trump property there. And then another one in Scotland, it's like one and a half bill. It's got to be cheaper in Scotland, because Scotland has lots of grass. it grows on its own

It's got a good environment for grass. You build a giant golf course in Qatar like Just a lot of people. Yeah, just being grass there is gonna be a night for water in Qatar Well, I bet they can but it's the guy They don't force the grass to grow at gunpoint. Because it doesn't want to there. That's the only argument for EVs that I even wanna hear is that we'll turn those fucking people's money faucet off one day.

One day it'll all run out. And I'm looking forward to that day. I hate those people so much, Taylor. Really? I'm lost. EVs? Just the whole Middle East really. Mostly not a big fan of Saudi Arabia.

Not a big fan of them. How many hijackers? There was like 15 hijackers, maybe 16. 9 of them I think came from Saudi Arabia. If it's not bad, it's even worse. It was like 15 out of 19. Yeah, thank you. You're almost spot on. Almost certainly spot on. And it was funded by a Saudi Arabian, Osama Laden's from Saudi Arabia, the Pakistanis

were fucking hiding him, you know, and yet we make wars with the other countries. It never made any sense to me to be mad at, look, Iran's a bunch of cocksuckers, they fund terrorism across the globe. Not a big fan of Saddam Hussein and his ilk, But Jesus Christ, they were like fifth on the list and sixth. We should have started with Saudi Arabia. We should have taken you want to talk about taking all the oil to taking all the or fucking nuke their oil fields so they could irradiate all the Saudi oil.

You want to talk about upturning that goddamn cartel they have nuke their oil and make it radioactive so it can't be pumped out of the ground. The thing about nuke their oil and make it radioactive so it can't be pumped out of the ground. The thing about taking all their oil is apparently, it's really, really hard to occupy somebody else's country. You know, whether it be Afghanistan, America's effort or Russian effort, Vietnam, Iraq, Syria more recently, like it just seems like

you can't occupy someone else's country, even if you're the greatest government in the, or I'm sorry, military in the world. I would not try to occupy it. You just need to say like- Well, if you want to take their oil- I don't want to take their oil, I want to destroy, I want to ruin their oil. I want to mediate their oil so it can't be pumped or used. I want to destroy them.

They should have paid such a- I swear to God, if our president's not even hyperbole, I would have glassed Saudi Arabia. I would have killed them all. I'd have killed millions of people over there. I'd have killed millions of them. I'd have nuked their capital and made sure I got every, we'd have been hunting down that royal family like it was Game of Thrones and they were the last Starks, all right?

We've gotten every one of them, the cousins, the uncles, the aunties, all of them, all of them. And I don't care about Syria. Honestly, it's a little bit inspiring to hear this. I'm still mad about 9-11. The Chinese and the Russians would have seen what we did to the Saudis, our half-assed ally, and they'd have never stepped out of line again. I would have made an example that would last a thousand years.

It's a sand-filled desert. I'd have made it so shiny that you could see it from space with the naked eye. It'd be that big green. It looked like the bottom of a Coke bottle where they used to live. Fuck those people. Those people. Aren't we their number one customer? Probably. Then we'd have to, we'd have to pivot. Pump more oil? No, just pump more oil and we actually build the Keystone 5 one. We've got plenty. We have most of it here. I know it's not the sweet crude.

It's not that good. It's not that good. Sweet, sweet crude. I know that. It's all Venezuelans. Venezuela has the most resources of oil in the whole world I would have pivoted to fucking bicycle paths if that's what it took I don't care what it does to anybody or anything there would have been a reckoning I'm I don't like that that

cocksucker in Syria is an al-qaeda headchopper Iraq, and Trump's posing for photos with him. And on the other side of Trump is the fucking crowned prince of Saudi Arabia or Qatar, or whoever the fuck he is, with that goofy sheet on his head. That's the guy that had that Khashoggi guy dissected. Is his name NDS or something? He had that guy vivisected. He had that guy vivisected in a hotel room

and dissolved in acid and recorded it and we got all the tapes And we know all about it and we didn't do shit Fuck both vivisected and dissolved in acid. Yes They had one would you want to happen first? to you I Mean man I mean, man, these are both rough. The acid was the dispose of him, I think, but the vivisection was to like cut him apart slowly with saws and alive.

They did that alive? Yes, they cut him apart with saws alive. Oh, I might have made this up, but I thought that the saws were to just help. Also part of the disposal. That's how it killed them. That is part of like that's what the Sopranos would have taught me is that you have you know one in the back of the head and then it takes fucking forever so you got to chop it up kind of like you know you want your your onions diced more finely so they brown faster. You got

to pull the teeth and shave the hair that you know for the sake of the piggy's digestion because you don't want to go sieving through pig shit now, do you boy? Oh, I bet it takes way longer To die in acid in the movie I've seen them What movie? The it's that gangster movie It's a godfather No, it didn't happen in godfather one. I've seen godfather one

Oh and now He couldn't take one more second Not knowing a fucking movie Jokes on you Now I get to force the audience to listen to hockey talk. Right now the two of us are just going to talk about our old school hockey talk. Yeah. Now we don't have to subject. I can already feel people skipping ahead past hockey stuff.

Damn, I wish they cared. I wish the audience cared at all about the NHL. They couldn't care less. Every time I even bring it up, I'm always like in my head apologetic. I'm like, and this team's putting in five games. I'm so sorry. And this, this guy's, Oh, if that's going to break the gold record, it's a really big deal.

Sorry, everyone. Like just trying not to be a burden. But I like the hockey stories that are interesting, regardless of hockey. Like, you know, this guy kicked in, he's probably attempting to kick him in his chest and he got him in the neck and he murdered him and then the world kind of supported him because crazy things happen in sports, but they don't have the eye of a hockey player who knows that that is kind of an intentional

thing. I personally repeat story there was this one time I was on the ground I was playing I kicked the guy's skates with the bottom of mine. If you don't know hockey that is a really really It's a faux pas Yeah And but and I was instantly embarrassed that I did it but I did do it and it's given me a certain kind of Sympathy for other people who make bad split decisions This guy had a history of it. They posted additional videos. This is what happens when you leave Kyle.

Oh man, we've never covered this exact story before three times. Tell me more. You're not wrong. We watched the video. God damn. We did and you should have been arrested. We know we shouldn't have been kicking that high. Everyone knows when you're playing you don't kick that high. Hey, hey, now Fat Albert's going to weigh in. I really thought it was Grover from Sesame Street.

That was Taylor. That's what Taylor sounds like to my ears. Hey, hey, hey, it's hockey talk time. Hey, Fat Albert, you it's hockey talk time. Hey, Fat Albert, you want to go have some fun? No, I lost my legs to diabetes. Maybe I'm just remembering what Fat Albert sounded like in that Family Guy clip. That's my only reference is that Family Guy clip. I've never seen Fouda Albert.

Yeah. I don't know who the characters are, but there must be a guy who like wears a beanie. One guy with the beanie pulled down like a ski mask. Like Munchmouth? Mushmouth? Mushmouth, I think. That sounds right. I mean, that show didn't... Not really my bag. He didn't articulate his words. I watched all the black sitcoms, none of the black cartoons. I don't know where you can

get those black cartoons. What channel was that on? You were forced to watch them on Saturday mornings back in the 70s. 70s. See, you were around through duck and cover. You acted like you weren't on PKN. I literally have never done that. And I think that was the 50s.

Yeah, you remember? I do remember this. Like I forget it was the president, maybe he was the 40th president, maybe it was Reagan or something. And I was like, wait a minute, my mom's 40. Oh, so when she was 16, mom, what was Abe Lincoln like? It's a president.

And I sort of, the four years, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What was a blanket like I thought a little bit she was probably flattered Not much about history really Adults fucking up easier math on Twitter constantly. There was that one lady today. He was like, you know, Musk has Whatever it is it like like 300 billion dollars and there's only 5 billion people in the, he could give each of us $6 million? Why doesn't he just do it? Man, you're missing some zeros. There's some zeros there. That does go big on Twitter maybe once a year where someone does some back-of-the-napkin math on exactly

that. If we took all the millionaires and gave each of us $20 million, we could all be millionaires. Or the little math problem where they were like, well, if something goes down by 10% and then up by 10%, it doesn't get back to where it was before. And like, idiot. I saw that on Reddit just recently. Eggs went up 200% then they dropped 98%. So they're like back where they were, right? No, you don't know how much is work. Oh, fractions are even harder.

I look, there are adults right now who don't want to do fractions. They stopped teaching fractions. Say, did you know this? Like that's shocking. You meet a 15 year old, they can't do fractions. And I don't mean the, I was about to say the hard ones. There are no hard ones. There are no hard fractions. That's the hard ones. There are no hard fractions.

That's the whole thing. They can't do fractions. They can't read or write either. Reading, writing, and arithmetic has been, it's gone right out the window because we got to do identity politics and DEI. Teachers are blowing it. The idea that they allow cell phones in school,

because look, when I was in school in 2004, we had phones for emergencies and it was like this is for like flat tire type shit because it cost a dollar a minute to talk on the phone we had a plan yeah of some kind like like that was never a concern but it was like if you get sick at school that's what this phone is for if like I can't make it to pick up my sister that's what this phone is for it wasn for, you didn't have it out because it didn't do anything. You know what I mean?

Like maybe I'd let people see it because that a cool phone, even from 2004 or 2003. But still like the idea of being at school with a phone and learning doesn't compute to me. There's no way if I had my phone with me at school, I could learn shit as a kid. It's got snake on it. It has a snake? Yeah. That's just if got a snake on it. It has a snake.

I just have you never played snake. I don't think I had any any. I had the games, but I didn't. I had a Sony Ericsson. Yeah, that was like silver. No, mine was silver and it was round. It was like an oval round on top of square on the bottom. That was my first phone when I was 2003, 2002, something like that.

I had a Sony Ericsson in like 2005 or 2006, like before the iPhone came out. And a big selling point was like, oh, it has an internet browser, but not like a good one, like a proprietary Sony Ericsson browser that doesn't work ever. And so like, every once in a while, I would try to look something up online. I don't think it worked ever, ever, and gave me an answer. And so it just became just a calling device. And it did have Snake on it, but Snake was one of those games where it was like, yeah, I got a game on my phone. And then you play it for 40 seconds and you're like, I guess I can just look at the walls and I can read stuff on the posters here. The way our school handled it was if you had your

phone out at all during class, a teacher would take it and give it to like a school administrator and you had to get it at the end of the day. And so I just never had my phone out during high school if it was during class. The cool kids who were more devil may care, they would often get their phones taken and throw a little bit of a tantrum. But even then, like late high school, like do you remember how bad the iPhone's internet browser was initially?

How terrible it was? Like, do you remember if you held the iPhone the wrong way, your call dropped? Yeah. Yeah. I never had the antennas together with your thumb. Yeah. The only iPhone I ever owned was the 3G. I'd never had a real iPhone. I mean, I've touched antennas together with your thumb. Yeah, the only iPhone I ever owned was the 3g

I've never had a real iPhone. I mean I've touched them and fucked with them. I always hate it I've had Android forever Android it before that I had a Like a 4g Sony Ericsson back in the day. It was the first video phone that I remember was like $350 in 2005 which was probably I Guess right on par for what phones cost now. It was a lot to me I was I was a kid but it was the first video phone that I knew of and it was like holy shit I can record. I don't know my dog and I guess that tree over there

It was shitty videos anyway, but that was that was cool to me, but I never had an iPhone that was worth a fuck Maybe yeah, I had I've had some nice Androids. I remember I bought like the flagship Android one year and the feds took it like three months later. When phones were new, you know that really indestructible Nokia that's an internet meme now, I might have had that at the time. And I worked with this woman and she was like,

you know, I want my phone to be a phone, texting, an internet browser, a GPS and a music device and a camera all in one. And I'm like, yeah, I'll settle for a flying horse. Like, get the fuck out of here with your dreams And now that's the basics. Yeah, you don't have any of a shitty phone. It's incredible It's incredible the amount of power and Versatility and all the things that a cell phone can do that little block of little block of that black mirror

I was speaking to which black mirrors back on Netflix I don't know if you picked up any of that or watched any of it I didn't the reviews say picked up any of that or watched any of it. I didn't. The reviews say it's the worst Black Mirror ever. I've only watched one episode and it was just okay. Okay. Yeah. My wife doesn't like it.

I even tried to show her some of the better ones and she just wasn't impressed with the guy that had to fuck a pig to save a country or something. That's a dark one. Yeah, maybe I started with the wrong one. I fuck a pig to save a country or something. That's a dark one. Yeah, maybe I started with the wrong one. I don't know a better one. Does she like love death robots? No, she likes comedies and happy shows.

She watched Star Trek, right? Yeah, yeah, she loves Star Trek. Man, I'd vibe with her on Star Trek. You would. Oh, man. She would rival your knowledge of it as well. Impossible. Which one does she watch?

All of them. Like she watches the OG stuff, like the Spock and Kirk? I don't know if she watches the 60s stuff, although I'm sure she's- Is she watching Black Captain, DS9? Oh, for sure, yeah, yeah. That's the kind of thing she'll have on the projector when she's doing other things around the house.

Yeah, same. I've gotten pretty good with I would be down for some Star Trek trivia night somewhere. If I can find a bar that does that, I clean up. I think I'm like a I'm a brown belt in Star Trek trivia at this point. I would definitely say I have a wide base. You should do it. Find a bar night trivia on Star Trek. I watch I watch Lord X and and Lord X is the animated one and it's just full of reference after reference. I never miss a reference. It's so...

That you know of. I get that. I can tell when someone's making a reference. I would hunt it down. My main areas of expertise are definitely TNG and DS9. I love that stuff. I watch, what's the animated one? Lower Decks. Lower Decks. I'm hearing Lord X. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. And Lower Decks. And I get the references too. You know, it's fun. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's the ones I think I'm getting them. I think they actually got cancelled, unfortunately. I think that's the final season. I thought it fell off a little. I enjoyed it a lot. I'm glad them. I think that show got canceled. Unfortunately, I think that's the the final season a little I enjoyed it a lot and glad they made it

When I like something that much I want bad episodes of it too, you know Like I don't feel like you can ruin the the mystique of it by making like a next another season of sopranos would have been disgusting Like yeah, tony's dead or like what like it was something like that. Don't give me that don't give You peaked but with lower decks what if the next season opened up and it it went black because he had sneezed and and now back to business i've always said it was a fucking durable sneeze i'm not reading my rewrite my like soprano's two- hour movie that would have followed it would have been Tony getting shot at that thing. And like, but we find out that he set up, he set himself up to be shot and it's a fake

death. He's faking his death, going to Russia and he was always sending money to Russia. Like, like there was multiple episodes. He was like, I gotta go send the money to the Russians. Like he was clearly building this bankroll overseas that couldn't be touched by the feds for Carmella and everyone. It's like having to be in Russia, but they don't want to give him his money. Like, let me see that. And we mix furio back into it, all that stuff. I'd have been down for that,

but instead they made that awful movie a couple of years ago, saints of Newark and it was impossible. We turned it off. I watched it with the boys in Colorado and A lot of us were sopranos fans and we were like an hour and a half in I was like anybody else Want to watch this nobody did it was bad shit Do you think that's a show they'll ever reboot? Just no, well, no that one doesn't make sense to reboot, you know, and james gandolfini is is is the He's the secret ingredient that made that show that show, I think. His performance is just so well-rounded.

And for its time, he was the bad guy. It was 1999 and you had, the star of your show was a fucking murderer, a cold-blooded murderer. They told David Chase that he was ruining his own show, shooting himself in the foot when they did the college episode where he's taking Meadow around to all the schools. Because in that episode, Tony cold blooded murders, a guy strangles him to death, lies to his daughter and the old bit like you can't do that with your protagonist. That makes him the bad guy. He is the bad guy.

Yeah, that's why he was fun. 20s era gangster thing to come back. I watched the Penguin. Watch the Penguin on HBO. Okay, I was first episode. Just missing you before your sentence finished. Boardwalk Empire wasn't that good. But the Penguin you say. Penguin is amazing. It's a continuation of the Batman movie that has Robert Pattinson in it, which is my favorite Batman now. He is now my favorite Batman by far. He's more of a lightweight

Batman. He's like a 155 pounder who's quick and agile with his combat. And I like him a lot. They actually put the eye makeup on him. Because in previous Batman movies, clearly he's got black eye makeup on, but he takes the mask off and it's gone. Well, when Robert Pattinson takes his cowl off, he's got black makeup on it. It looks good. He kind of looks like the crow.

He looks kind of haunted. But anyway, the Penguin is in that movie. He's a mid-level villain-ish guy. He's mostly a gangster. And the HBO series, The Penguin, picks up where that movie leaves off, that Batman movie leaves off. And there's really not a lot of superhero shit,

almost zilch. There's references to it, but you don't see Batman. They don't mention Superman. They don't mention, there's references to it but you don't see Batman they don't mention Superman they don't they don't mention there's one brief scene where you see on the news thing they're like yeah Gotham is flooded because the Riddler blew up the harbor and the flood the whole city got flooded and then that's it they never mentioned a superhero a super villain ever again it's the penguin being a criminal like Tony Soprano's style being a ruthless ruthless criminal by the time you get to the last episode It's the last episode the way it ends is full

Oh, I don't know if I could be on the is low-key taking Marvel's throne I'm interested in the new Superman There's some interesting things happening in the Batman world. This Penguin show is very, very good. I haven't looked at the Rotten Tomatoes, but I know they're quite good. And it's got, oh, who's the guy who plays the Penguin? Did you see the Superman trailer?

Colin Farrell plays the Penguin and they've got so much makeup on him. It's $10,000 a day to do his makeup, they say. Wow. It's incredibly, he's lost behind to do his makeup, they say. Good, wow. It's incredibly, he's lost behind the makeup. You do not see Colin Farrell, and he does a great performance. I have not seen the trailer for the Superman movie.

I watched the first trailer, I watched about 30 seconds of it, and I saw Crypto, the super dog or whatever, which is James Gunn's actual pet dog. Like Superman is injured, he falls out of the sky. He's in the snow and then come barreling towards Superman Taylor, like blowing the snow like a rocket. This is dog and the dog comes up and he's like, take me home, boy. And the dog dragging Superman at like 500 miles per hour through the snow. Again, how's the dog stupor? It's a crypto dog. He's a super dog from crypto.

Oh, OK. What is the really gory, the boys? I'm reading online, you know, the Reddit superhero, our fight arguments. Apparently, crypto could wipe out everybody in the boys universe. He could, yeah. Power scaling.

I think power scaling is kind of stupid. It is fun. I get it. As a fan of so many different properties, it's fun to see how would Goku stack up against Omni-Man. In some cases, it's really simple. And in some of those properties, you get hard numbers. It's like, okay, well this time Goku bench pressed two,

One Punch Man, I think, like sneezed once and blew the atmosphere off Jupiter. One punch man like he bench pressed a bar that had a black hole on either side. Well, then he's got to be the strongest. Is there anything more impressive than that? I didn't know that. It's a power push ups.

I mean, this next strongest thing is the bar. Find a picture of it. Zach, I think it's pretty sure it's One Punch Man and he's benching two black holes. What's pulling them down? Exactly. In no way does it make sense. They're just each very heavy, but in relation to what, right? It's just silly. I always think of One Punch Man as the most powerful character. That's not some sort of God type thing. You know, there's tons of Marvel characters that unmake reality or they have. It's good shit. Look at the bench or the bench.

The bench is holding up. That's when you go for rogue over Titan. When you when you're doing that. If I were lifting planets, I'd have to Titan. When you're doing that. If I were lifting planets I'd have to go rogue. Did you get the colored bar or did you get black? No it's just a I think it has a zinc finish or something. I didn't get the absolute lowest Ohio bar. I got like a mid-range one because there were other ones with like Cerakote or some sort of like colored finish what I got but I got the black zinc

covered and The bar itself rusts a tiny bit, but I just fucking wipe it off and I don't really care the collars Definitely get rusty. I have to to wipe those off some But it's not like still damaging rust You know like you might go with stainless. I remember it was like an extra $20 and I was like, yeah, I'll do that. And now it's just always good. Yeah, the one right next to that. Ohio bar black zinc, that's what I got.

Ooh, red? That's purdy, I like it. It matches all my other shit is red and black. I thought for a while about getting some funky, like they have a cool green color and a light blue. There's a whole color scale on the right. The orange one looks good. Um, I almost got the green one though. It was between green and what I got. And I went with red. I just wanted to be a little different with the green. It's just like, I don't know. I went with

red. Everything's red and black. I guess that's the only color scheme that I like. As I look around me, I'm surrounded with red and black. Even my motorcycle, everything's red and black. Your headset. Yeah. I need to get some cups on these these are like You can't tell they're coming undone. They're like they so old Yeah, this is the I've had this headset for a long time. I may have bought this headset when we bought these mics Like a decade ago. Let me see you get new cups on Amazon. They're like 15 bucks. I just haven't done it. Yeah, I was gonna find them for you. I think you have the M50X.

Yep, yep. I've looked at the cups. I just keep not doing it. I don't want one. I have one piece of advice. Because I've replaced cups a few times. Buy the OEM ones. I have turned at least three times a whatever $40 purchase

into a $60 purchase by buying the $20 ones first, hating them and then getting the $40 one second. Like don't- My only concern, I think the reason I didn't pull the trigger is I got lost in the, there were so many options and I didn't know if I wanted to go with like the pleather that these kind of are or a soft like fabric or then there was another one that was like cooling gel. I hate them. Cooling gel. I bought them. Hate them. Yeah. Have you

ever considered the x max 3.5 millimeters single side wired over your mono headphone Oh, yeah, those are $17 on on Amazon if you will you're being had a minor 799 From a Chinese seller and it's just a nice padded On Tmoo, they're 13 cents They probably are this is built by a slave. I have a set of those, but nicer than yours. Jesus Christ, Taylor. It's comfortable and it works.

I got them for when I was going to wear that ridiculous Halloween mask. I've still got that goddamn mask. That mask was like $400. I've got to find a use for that. I don't know anyone else that prefers one ear. Do you game with one ear also, Taylor? Yeah, he wants to hear himself, but I have playback in my ears anyway. Like I can't talk without hearing myself. If I can't hear myself talking, it's a problem. And I will say if I was

going, I can't do accents nearly as well with these on. I know that sounds stupid, but I promise you when I'm in like the kitchen, my Jamaican's on point, baby. Ya mon. Ya mon! You'll be throwing it back right in the kitchen. Yeah. Maybe you think you sound better when you can't hear yourself directly.

No, it's the opposite. I can hear my, when I can hear myself well, I can tune it in and make it better. But with these on and the way I can tune it in and like make it better. But with these on and the way I can't. If I do more of it. But you're hearing yourself differently because it's not all coming from outside. Like some of the voices, some of the vibrations

are coming from inside your head. I've heard the recording. We all think, okay. Well, we all think we have deeper voices than we really do. I know. Yeah, then you know. But people who

don't talk into mics all the time don't know that your voice sounds deeper in your head than it does to everyone else. And if you're like, Oh, I hate the sound of my recorded voice. You hate the sound of your actual voice. You like the sound of the deeper internal version of your voice. All the rest of us are hearing the one that you hate and it's okay. Cause we don't hate your voice. I hate my voice. That's what we're used to. Yeah, I don't like having both ears covered. Even when I wore headsets like you guys have, I always kept one ear out because it is way easier to do voices if you can hear a more real representation of it. I've tried the playback, the feedback, and I hated it. I tried. I don't even think I did one show with it. I think I turned it on,

heard myself do it for a few seconds and was like, this is going to throw me off a hundred percent. Be adjusted well. Like, your feedback, the feedback has to be turned down enough that it's a mixture of what's coming from here and what's being fed into there. And I don't know, there's a sweet spot. I was, that's what I was tinkering with pre-show that turned my camera off. I was messing with my feedback to like dial it in right. But still, without a headset, I can control my voice more better. It's easier. And even when I'm like, watching something with headphones on my laptop in my living room or something, I still only use one headphone. I have one of these, I sprung for the $15 and I have one out there that I put on. I don't know why. I just prefer the one headphone in case

what if, what if there's a burglar and I'm caught flying from there? Do you really? All right. Now I do get afraid of that with VR. When I'm in VR, I have to lock the door. Like I have to lock the door of the room I'm in, or I'll be a little sketched out. Like you get scared in there because you're turning all your senses off. I even smell the bad guy coming. Not unless he's Indian. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a, there's no way. So I lock the door. When I go into VR with a headset on, I always lock the door or I can't be every now and then I'll be like, look around, make sure there's not somebody in the room with a sword lately like measuring up to like hit me just right with a sword while I fight fucking alien fighters and shit.

And then they're gonna like the police are going to come to your house and you'll be dead still wearing VR stuff like holding controllers. Yeah, I'll be like, wow. I'll loop up with the tie around my neck from the audio-autoharotic asphyxiation. Well, we can tell he didn't die from getting too much pussy. Nope. Not a bit. Dude, actually, Mike, I think the reason I'm like, phobic about that, my girlfriend did

fuck with me one time, like a decade ago. Back when I had the vibe and I was in the house with the with the blue room behind me I was in there fucking vibing out one time and I get when you're in VR you're in VR Like you'll punch walls accidentally if you don't have them tuned in and you've hit them hard It's like the way you bite a fork way too hard. Look at I didn't know I was biting it hard Here if you're fucking up, that's how hard you punch a wall You would have net you will never hit a wall Your brain won't let you hit a wall as hard as you will hit a wall in VR. You don't hold back. You don't you don't like

Nothing, you just hit a wall and it I took all the skin off my knuckles one time It was gross But my girlfriend came in and fucking grabbed me while I was in a game shooting a bow and arrow It fucking ghouls and goblins that were all in my face. And I screamed and I freaked out and like, even I couldn't tell that I'm safe until I get this off of me, you know, like, like, it's not like when you spook somebody and you turn around, you're like, oh, you got me. You're still getting me because I'm still in there. I got to get out of here. I didn't know who had me scared the fuck out of me. And so yeah, I would hate that. That sounds great. out of me. And so yeah, I would hate that. That sounds great. Are you going to be a first adopter of those custom kind of like little, I guess, placements or floors or whatever you'd call them

that each have like there's little segments of them that roll over not like balls, but like, so you're talking about the trackpad that you can run on. There's a couple different, there's a couple different of those. There's new tech that i maybe was disney that that like own the patent too for i don't know what they're going to use it or something like that that one has a really bizarre material that like you said does this thing where it can it's like an omni roller where no matter yeah it gives you this feedback like like you're running, it looks like it's, that's a whole breakthrough in the flooring material, but there's a cheaper one that's a couple grand, and you essentially have a harness that you wear,

and then an arm that straps into that, so that your hips are, your hips and your legs are moving, you're pumping your arms and you're running, but you're held in place by that arm on your vest. And then the floor is like an omni rolling material. You're standing in a dish slightly. So you kind of get the sensation that you're taking steps up and back and over.

That one looks pretty good and it's affordable. I don't know what that Disney shit is like. I don't know. I'm not that into it. I probably I don't play that often. Yeah, exactly that. Look at that. Yeah, that's not the one I was thinking of, but that still looks pretty neat. So with a setup like this, you can play Skyrim and every step you take, your character takes a step. Oh, that's going to be grueling.

Yeah. You're going to have to do so much. Actually, that's maybe the best workout of all time. You die because you're not running away from the skeleton fast enough. You're like, just take me. Imagine, Taylor, what it would feel like to sword and shoot your fireball, fireball. And if you match your swing to what the character does, I don't know. I think VR, I want to say VR is the future, but I don't know because this doesn't look like the sort of thing that a 15 year old can afford and it needs to be. And once you've got the steam deck is such a deal for what it does. Like, I don't know.

I don't know if VR is going to get there. That's $3,500 just for the thing you're running around on. But is gaming really aimed at 15 year olds nowadays? Like so many gamers are like thirties, forties, like they're people with disposable income that can hop in and be like, you know what? I do want to get in shape, but I'm not going to the gym. I'm not buying workout equipment. I'm taking my workout equipment budget

and I'm putting it into letting me play Oblivion Remastered on my own two legs. That's a fantastic workout. It really is. So you don't even need that thing there. I play in my yard. I go out in my backyard and play. So I have an infinite running space. I can run around and jump and dive and whatever I want to do. You'd have so much poop on your feet in my yard. My dog's only poop in like a certain part of the yard where they want to poop in privacy. So they go up into like these privacy bushes and they do it up in there. But my

like flat part of my yard I can run around and just have a blast out there. And if you play Beat Saber or a boxing game you know there's ducking and shuffling and running around you. It's kind of like when you were a kid and you'd get in the pool and the next thing you knew you were starving because you just burnt a thousand calories having fun. That's how VR is. I'll take that thing off and I'm just sweaty. I keep a sweat towel on my shoulder that I can reach in or in my waistband so I can grab it and like, oh, I'm like a black man in church. How long are your sessions? Like are you playing for like hours? It depends. Like I've played till the battery's gone out before. I got an extended battery pack now so

I think I've got six hours but usually just an hour at a time or I'll get motion sickness, especially if I'm doing something like Batman or I'm running around doing a whole story type thing. But mostly I like games like Beat Saber I like archery games. I fucking love because it feels Real even as you're drawing it back. It does a little vibration and the sound is like And when you like it it feels real and I've got like I've got pistols to put my controllers in so I've got that Feel of like a gun they're like like Nerf blasters, not Nerf blasters, like the old Nintendo Super Blaster gun. Remember that thing that you play Duck Hunt with?

They look exactly like that, so that's kind of nifty. Have you ever played a two-player game? Or they're all single? Oh yeah, there's an Escape from Tarkov clone that you can play that's really in-depth and difficult. And the gunplay and the PVP is ridiculous because, you know, you can do things VR, you can't do with a mouse and keyboard or a controller. They'll, they'll, they'll take cover very effectively and they'll, they'll,

they'll move around well and they shoot better than me. It's, it's an ass whooping when you play a, what's it called? Ah, it's not escape from Tarkov. It's ghosts of to snar of or some shit. Doesn't matter. But anyway, it's there's PVP. There's there's all sorts of games. Any kind of any type of game you can imagine. I see people playing Civ on there. I think Civ. Yeah, that's an odd one. It feels I think they're there in the fucking, you know, maybe right above the map Like God moving things around and making options and stuff

I'm a way to operate the virtual desktop You'll have like and you can have as many screens as you want you it's just like I don't know Star Trek or Like a like a futuristic movie. You're surrounded by virtual magical screens. You're like, ah bring this YouTube over here virtual magical screens. You're like, ah, bring this YouTube over here. It's fun. I'm a little bit of an F1 fan. And it seems like for me, like racing games be really good in VR, you have a steering wheel actually feels like a steering wheel, you've got the pedals,

but then you look around, and you get the experience of being in a car as opposed to looking at a monitor just seems like it'd be far more immersive. I haven't tried it yet. but it was one of the reasons we bought it and never used it. I can see racing being fun in that environment. I need to play on somebody else's system before I dip my toes in that racing thing. I've got pedals and a steering wheel and the steering wheel has torque feedback and all that, but I don't know. Your toes are dipped, man.

You've got a great set off it seems. No, I've got like the basic setup I is like three or four hundred dollars, but I look on Facebook Marketplace at people's people setups They're selling they're like seven to fifteen grand, you know, cuz you're in a cockpit. You're in a racing chair the pedals all have realistic feedback, you know like the pedals all have realistic feedback, you know, like it's like driving a car. It's it's and at 15 grand for a racing sim, you buy a pretty good race car for 15 grand like a race car race car for 15 grand, you know? Yeah. And then it's like, am I going to buy a way to pretend when I could

do this for real? Yeah. That almost feels wrong. I'm also kind of in the idea of it's the same exact way I feel about the the flight sim games It's like I don't I want to do this all the way or not at all Yeah, I don't you know like I feel like these games these are games that really benefit from those high-end systems And those racing those cockpits and all that shit I don't know

I don't want this seems like it'd be lame on a mouse and keyboard and it would be almost as lame on a cheap setup Some people like flight sims. I couldn't find I was excited about it and Then you do it and you're like, oh, this is like as boring as flying is When I say flight sim, I guess what I really meant was like an air combat game. Oh That could be different. Yeah but the the ones we just fly like an icon a5 or something and laying in the water and like To it takes two hours to go anywhere. Just like it does in real life No, thank you. I would like to be the best but like the I've tried to fly in battlefield with mouse and keyboard And that's fucking hard is fucking hard and And the other thing is when you crash the fucking thing, now your team doesn't have

the thing until another one responds and meanwhile the enemy, he knows how to fly so he's raining hell on you. But I feel like one of those flight sims would be good for that. Like the cockpit they'll set up and everything. Play a game like Battlefield that's multiplayer like that with it I wonder if having actual helicopter flying experience would help you fly it. Well If you're really need be good you'd imagine so I don't know I don't know I know I see I've watched videos where they have Air Force pilots playing

I think it's ace combat or some shit like that. It's a combat. It's a it's a really realistic combat simulator Where they can fly like f-18s against mig-23s or whatever the fuck those are so boring to watch those videos Combat's lame to watch even especially when it's not real Drone operator, that's the new game. That's new game. They need to get that game out cat ears. I already got my cat ears. No, my bad. My bad. I wasn't thinking. Yeah, I mean, would that be any more exciting than a regular air combat game? It would just be flying into Eastern European over

and over and over. I don't know. Like I watched I watched a lot of drone kill videos and Be kind of fun They're switching to motorcycles a lot on the front lines because they said it's more important to be fast and to be armored Well that motorcycle cannot run a drone But really yeah, I would like all the time because I've seen drones catch bikes. I'm sure Kyle has to I Saw a guy the other day would he oh my god. I exacts if you find the video. It's a guy the other day, Woody. Oh my God. Zach, see if you can find the video. It's a Russian on a motorbike and there's a huge anti-tank trench on the battlefield.

And at either side, you know, or mounds of earth, because the earth has been pushed to either side, he tries to jump that motherfucker like evil Knievelin doesn't make it. Yes, I I've seen that he dies, right? Does it? Yeah. Yeah, he does. Daily, you'd love it. Yeah, sounds like a hoot. Yes, you can imagine I saw one where the Russians are trying to scuba across the fucking river.

I saw him coming. They're dropping bombs into the water. I've seen him where like I've seen some gruesome ones. I've seen so many Russians blow their own brains out. I usually like, I don't like to see it. I just need to know that it got done. So I'll kind of like cover the face with my hand and then I'll see. You're sitting there on your laptop being like, on my phone or my computer. I don't even have a laptop anymore. I haven't had a laptop in a minute. Really? You don't you just when you're on your couch, you just use your phone. Yeah, yeah. My laptop is loaned out to someone right now. Jeremy, then you

don't expect this person to I mean, I want to ask for it back. They're probably using it more than I would anyway. But it's it's it's it's the nicest laptop You can how much is a good Apple laptop cost woody. I don't know. They're not super dumb 2500 a Little more than that. Yeah Wow, you should get that back It seems like a really good laptop. I don't need it though. Is it a gaming laptop? Yeah, it's got a yeah Yeah It's either got a third Probably a 3090 it had the best GPU available two years ago

It's things that they make the naming the same. It's stupid I I didn't know what I was buying when I bought it frankly when I spent twenty seven hundred dollars I was like, holy shit. I'll have a 3090 in this and I'll have a 39 in that and then no No, you just bought a $3,000 space heater Yeah, how are they what is like the mobile? Suffix on it where it's like the laptop one is like a 3090 p Yeah, the laptop cards are just different. They have the same naming protocol more or less though, and it's very deceptive That is the sense with Kyle. Yeah

Probably the full name has another letter in it like it's the mobile version, but It's you don't see it yet. It's easy to think you're getting a desktop card And I thought I was tech savvy, but but I wasn't I Wasn't I bought that thing what I have been thinking about doing a little tech project I've got my old gaming PCs. I just keep them so I've got a 1080 Ti gaming PC I've got a 2080 Ti gaming PC And I think I've got a 3080 Ti gaming PC sitting around I think I want to take and completely disassemble and mount the whole thing flat on a board that's displayed on a wall like have it work, but but have like everything mounted flat,

GPU mounted flat, and I've seen it done, it looks pretty nifty. Just as like a wall display that works. I've seen people mount them and they're like non-working, but I want it to work. I want it to light up and the fans to turn and everything. Did you change rooms recently? Not recently, no.

No, same. Tope room. Don't know where I got that then, okay. I was thinking, it'd be dope if it was in your backdrop, but your backdrop looks really close to you, like it wouldn't be a good idea. It depends which way I turn in the room. There's a one ball. In any case, I would mount

it so you could see it if I did it. Do you have your death? Yes, this. That's exactly what I want to do. That's fancy. That's bright. Well, you don't need... the lighting is optional. You can't do that, Kyle, because that guy has a laptop. Fuck! You're going to have to call in a favor. A favor. Yeah. I don't know why that one appeals to me so much. Liquid cooling with that one, which is,

that's pretty cool too. I guess that gets around the fact that we don't have air cooling in our case. Right, yeah, normally there's air pulled through the case and it's yeah I would I would I would put a lean load on it like like it would be more of a display Purposes PC that I don't know could run a YouTube video But I wouldn't play games on it because for exactly that reason I feel like it overheat quickly

I've seen them built into the desk in a neat way like a glass top desk with the built into the desk in a neat way, like a glass top desk with the computer underneath it. Yeah. Why would the wall mounted one overheat if it still had like the fans? Because it doesn't have moving air over it. Normally you have a fan at the front and the back of the case pushing and pulling air through the whole system. Whereas this one could create like a little microclimate that doesn't have air pushing it in the same way that it would in a tunnel with moving air. Okay. Yep. All right. Well, that sucks because after looking at the second example, I'm like, wow, genius. This has to be the best idea ever. It's not all the water cooling may get

around that. That's he had that what that red reservoir off to the side. That's what's going on there. I only know one person in the world with a fucking water-cooled PC and it's scum. He's got like a $6,000 water-cooled monstrosity. Really? Mine's water-cooled, but it's not like, I don't think it's as uncommon as you think it is anymore. Really?

Yeah. It's got like a reservoir of water that's pumping around and stuff. Not just your CPU cooler Uh It's just my cpu cooler. That's not what we're talking about. This is something more I'm gonna water cool so cpu coolers are by nature a bit of water cooling with the radiator but um Liquid cool piece cool pieces are another thing. He has a tank of liquid in there uh

How does the water get cool again? It's pumped through a radiator just like in a car. So the radiator you can imagine it's got a bunch of little fins, air blows through it and by the time it hits the other side it's been cooled off and it goes for another lap. Okay. Man that seems, I don't know tech, but that seems like it adds a couple failure points into your expensive electronic device. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Absolutely. And it can have, you know, there's lots of depth. Look at that. See what I'm talking about? This is why you do it. It looks cool. That does look cool. I'd put, I don't know if I'd put water in it.

Maybe I'd put like Red Bull. I've never done it. But the hardest part to me seems like it would be buying the right things. Do you know how many connectors I would get too many of? I would not have enough of as I tried to figure out how to route this stuff. Just what are those little band clips? How many do you need? I don't know.

Probably more or less than I bought. Yes, significantly so. Either significantly more or less than what I've already purchased. This project would take me three months as one by one I figured out what I didn't plan for properly and added it to my shopping list. This is one that you want, in my opinion, what I would do and what he did, I think, is get it pre-built with a warranty. That way when something inevitably fucks up, it's covered.

Zach, see if you can find one where they've submerged the PC in a mineral oil, because with a warranty that way when something inevitably fucks up, it's covered. Zach, see if you can find one where they've submerged the PC in a mineral oil, because those are cool to me. You have the entire PC submerged in oil. And that does the cool. What? It looks like the ram sticks are shining. It looks like they're in front of that green tube. The center picture. But I guess they're shining through it.

Yeah, they have to be shining through. I suppose they are. Yes, I looked at. Yeah, look at this. So this is just oil. Yeah, yeah, I think it's mineral oil and it doesn't fuck with any of this is Diddy's PC. He was just he was always hosting land parties. That's why he had

many of those. White mineral oil. So is this just basically like to show you can do this? There's no way this is the most efficient way to... I think it's quite efficient. It's again, that mineral oil is conducting the heat away from everything. It's touching it. I would imagine this is more efficient than air cooled as far as like I Would imagine you'd have a more high performance machine with this and the mineral oils, I suppose non-conductive. See you could just do this Let's look it heats up and stops being as good like he's got a radio. It's amazing, right? and then the next

mineral mineral I can see that there's a cooling to it, but I Don't know either the temperatures trending up or down. It's one of those and if it trends up then It doesn't get warm. Does it start to be lukewarm or even warm warm? Hmm. I don't know not my area of expertise I just like those all this cool doing it. But for practicality, you just send $3,500 to iBuyPower and they'll hook you right the fuck up and that thing will work until you're done. Yeah.

I had no idea you could submerge all those electronics in oil and it wouldn't fuck with it. Have you seen where they do the liquid nitrogen cooled ones? No. So they do competition overclocking where they I don't I don't know exactly what what they're they're going for but they're trying to they'll pour liquid nitrogen in there while it's running to

to cool it. To super cool yeah to make it run faster you have to give it. To super cool. Yeah. To make it run faster, you have to give it more volts and that creates more heat. So they use liquid nitrogen and it just boils right there on the CPU as they're trying to hit higher clock rate, clock speed than anyone else ever has. This is the stuff that's built into the desk and I'm not saying it's the smartest way to do it. It just tickles my fancy. Look at that. Go back to two pictures, maybe three. Yeah, yeah. One more back the other way.

This is where things get complicated. Oh no, that looks hard. That's not for me, man. I don't know what I'm doing well enough. I've put PCs together, but not like that. Yeah, my cable management isn't that good. Part of it is I don't have a mental image of all the cable management tools and options that exist. And I think someone like this does like, oh, I'm going to need this kind of clip. I'm going to need that to make it happen.

So this one is for liquid nitrogen? No, no, no. Kyle's just an endless desk fan. Kyle was talking about the wall mounted one and it inspired me to bring up the desk embedded one, which I think is neat. I think one of you should do the liquid nitrogen. Just so you should do it. Nah. Nah.

That's just to, they do that kind of like, it's more like a drag race than a daily driver, you know, your gaming PC is a daily driver What they're doing when they're pouring liquid nitrogen They're doing a drag race against another team of guys and the PC isn't even built. It's in this special Stand that's meant for those competitions. It's this whole other thing Still still nifty though. Where do you buy liquid nitrogen? I want to fuck with that shit so bad, dude. Probably the same place you buy like that tungsten cube. I got a horse semen guy.

You got a horse semen guy? Well then maybe he knows like a chemist and then you can buy. No, they store the horse semen in the liquid nitrogen. Oh. Like Jurassic Park. Yes, just like, well in Jurassic Park he stores it for a while in a Barbasol can. Well, it looks like a Barbasol can. Clearly there's some liquid nitrogen in there.

It's it's even works and he like sprays it. So you can buy it on Google, it seems, but a better option is to go to your local like welding supply store and they sell it there. Like the places that sell what is it? Argon? What do you make? Well, you know, the Argon air, gas places like that seem to, I Googled it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the air gas store for all your air liquid needs. What's a substitute for liquid nitrogen? I don't think I ever took those tanks back.

My ice just just kept them. I've got, I own a set of tanks and I rent a set of tanks, um, for, for oxy acetylene. Uh, I think they make my own refilled. I think they, when you rent them, they make you put a deposit down. That's like significant enough to buy them. Right. And then you just swap them.

It's been a minute, you know, they're in my shop. They're over there in my shop. I actually, I think my dad has him. He he asked he went over there the other day and got him he got my air compressor too bastard he's not gonna return it he's just gonna keep him he's put it to use anyways he's fucking around he built himself a nice new shop he's been tinkering around and they're working on his cars I have an air compressor I've never used it. What do you feel your tires?

I've never needed any time I've ever noticed I needed air in my tires. It's when I'm already like out of the house and I just hop in a gas station that has free air and I just pop up, fill it up. What do you have the 80s? Where do you buy free air? Well, it's been a long time to have had to do it. But Quick Trip used to have free air. OK, maybe maybe they't anymore. I'm sure. I don't know why I'm being so harsh about it, but I don't see free air in my experience. Most of the places have like a quarter slot now. And so that's probably like eight quarters and it's a race to fill four tires.

It's a race. I can't get all four on one dollar or whatever it is. You gotta move around. My tires always leak. They always have. Like slowly, really slowly, but they always have. During winter, I'll notice the, like if it gets real cold, the light will come on for that. And I'm always like, no, I'm not putting more air in there. If it gets icy, having a little less air makes it easier. And then every spring it heats back up. And if it was there, it goes away. Not even every spring, just when it heats back up the next day.

You get a little digital readout in your car, it shows you what's going on. Nope, I have a thing in my middle console that has like a- I know. Put that in there and it goes, boop. Sticks out how high it is, yeah. Yeah, I've got a digital gauge

I just get them all to 100% 100 100 100 100 I'm an overachiever. I like to get like 120 130 I might tell me it's a PSI and I can never get them all to match, you know I'll pick a number I'll target it and there's always one that's off by one or two Damn, what's the actual good amount amount you should have them filled to? I don't know. 28. Yeah, I was going to say 32, but I like bigger numbers. Like 40 or something, 45 because I don't feel it as soon.

Hey, you make better contact with the road tail. You see, I live my life a quarter mile at a time. There's even one thing I've always known about you. It's that you get really into it. You call us all a family sometimes. Just like the old fast food. Anytime I take down a truck full of DVDs, I hook you guys up. I always like to remind people. That's what I always like to remind people fast fucking Norbit again Not gonna watch terminate I'm gonna have to purchase it and mail it to her. I have a copy that's in the wrapper over there, too

That's the funny part. I should just send that one to you Forget what I was gonna say something about the start of Fast and Furious. Oh and the and Fast and Furious 1 Paul Walker is trying to take Vin Diesel down because Vin Diesel his boys are stealing DVD players from trucks That's the caper. That's That's the big deal that the whole movie is made about Fast and Furious 10 They're jumping off mountains like saving the world like James Bond It's it's James Bond. It turned into like James Bond level save the world type shit has to get more extreme and I mean when was

Fast and furious 1 out because there was a time DVD players really expensive. So what was it like 99 or 2001? I Would guess late 90s when fast and if you're, I remember it. I must say 97 to 99 somewhere in there. 2001 release date. Yeah. They were expensive though. At the beginning, Ludacris, who's a rapper who starts in the movie. I think he owned a nightclub or something. Maybe even worked at it as a bartender. He was just like a dude involved in fast and furious and he leaves for an episode and he comes back and suddenly he's their techender. He's just like a dude involved in Fast and Furious. And he leaves for an

episode and he comes back and suddenly he's their tech genius. He's hacking satellites and like making drones. Yeah. And they're like, how do you know this? And he's like, I had a life before I met you. That's all the explanation they ever give. That's such great writing. I had a life before this, you know. Wow. I can't watch those things. I don't remember the last one I watched. I don't like movies like that anymore. I need something a little more meat on the bones than the rock yelling at Vin Diesel. And Vin Diesel standing up while Vin Diesel stands on a milk crate. You know they do that right? They put Vin Diesel on like a milk crate when he stands in front of the Rock for those movies. They're like the same height. I think Vin Diesel felt fought Jason Statham and they both had it in their contract that

they couldn't lose a fight. So Jason Statham, who is the bad guy, like something happened. Like the rock, not the rocket, Vin Diesel stomps his foot or something and the parking garage breaks and Jason Statham falls down through the broken floor. He can't break parking garages. Yeah, technically I didn't lose. Yeah, they had those stupid clauses and then you put all of them in the same movie and nobody can get beaten up. It's retarded. It's silly. I get having like if Stallone or Schwarzenegger doesn't get slapped around. Zach reminded me. He's like, that's how street fight ends. The street always wins and the

street breaks and beats Jason Statham. Having a clause as an actor being like, I won't pretend this much is hilarious. Like, no, I can't be defeated. You know, he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to lose on camera. Um, like Clint Eastwood didn't have that, that bullshit in him. You watch unforgiven. My dad is my, that's my, my dad always says this about Unforgiven, he's like, God, you feel so bad for old Clint, everybody slapping him around and beating him down to the ground. It's rough. And it is, it's hard to watch Clint take ass-woofin'

after ass-woofin' in that movie. Which one? Unforgiven. Oh. The greatest western ever made. Who's the very, very good actor, Kyle? He's dead now. He had blonde hair. He was chubby.

He was in Mission Impossible. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yes! I knew you'd be able to get that. Like that rocks. That guy would never have a can't lose claws in his thing. Well, he's not an action star. Yeah.

But he's a great actor Have you seen the the movie with him the master where he plays the yeah the cult leader phoenix Yeah, great movie watched it when it came out every single thing. I see more hoffman is in is awesome. He kills every role Yeah, maybe not everything he's in is awesome. I mean he's awesome in everything. He's good even in shitty nonsense In mission impossible, which has its charm, but you wouldn't think it was a place to show off acting chops until he shows off his acting chops. I'm gonna kill her in front of you. And she's gonna beg and she's gonna plead. And I'm not gonna care. It's gonna be and

here's like, fuck, I thought that Tom Cruise had the upper hand here, but clearly he does not. It's really nasty. He is and he does it. Tom Cruise has him caught and he's like, you're going to tell us what we want to know. That's what Tom Cruise voice and he's like, I'm going to tell you fuck all. I'm going to hurt you and I'm going to find the people you love. And I'm gonna hurt them because of you. And I'm gonna make you watch. They're gonna beg and it's Tom Cruise like fuck. Let's just let this guy go.

Doctor fiance stolen from America and brought to like Europe to evil land and he's I'm gonna fucking blow her brains out in front of Tom Cruise crying This you better tell me the fucking code Tom Cruise Bang he's like he don't play no shit. It's great. No, he doesn't killer. I don't spoil Just to see him be like this guy has an immense amount of swagger tied to a chair. Like, please. Yeah. He's intimidating when he wants to be.

I didn't appreciate, I'm sorry. I didn't appreciate him until he was gone. Yeah. I think he's been dead for like over 10 years now, right? Like it's been a long time. Also ran actor in my mind and then he died. And I'm like, whoa, I forgot what he did in this and that. And yeah, there's no more. That sucks. I think he he had taken by the OD that takes many.

There's tons of them you probably haven't seen before. Cold Mountain is a good one. He's in that one for a little bit. It's real good from 2004, Nicole Kidman and a bunch of other people. Fentanyl, get him. I thought it was... That Heron, right? That was 2014, so probably not Fentanyl. I would guess heroin or prescription pills or...

It wasn't meth. Something like that. It wasn't meth. He was too heavy. He was a chunky feller. He was only 46. I thought he was older than that. He's in Punch, Drunk, Love. He's the villain in that. It's pretty good.

That's the Adam Sandler one, right? Yeah, I love that one. I swear to God, it's a great movie. And you'll never think of Adam Sandler the same. Dude, Adam Sandler 10 years ago was this like dope who made bad Netflix movies. And now to me, he's completely rehabilitated and those movies are better than I thought they were.

And it's like, you know what? Thumbs up to Adam Sandley. That guy's done nothing wrong. He's been doing that for years. Like he makes five screwball, goofy comedies. Where by the way, he's hooking all of his boys up from the old days with million dollar paychecks clearly for their benefit.

And then he turns around and does Uncut Gems or that space movie where he's depressed with the spider or I swear Punch Drunk Love is tremendous. I watched Punch Drunk Love with my girlfriend a few months back. It's sweet and heartfelt and he has autism or something. He's very awkward. He's very awkward. He's very odd. He's poorly adjusted, but he falls in love and then they hurt the woman he loves and he turns into the water boy for a minute and

he's just hoping everybody's at he's violent. It's it's good. Really good movie. I like Adam saying I've seen him play basketball. He's better than you'd guess. He's more of a distributor. He's not, you know, a playmaker, but he's playing. He loves the game. He's always loved the game. He works within his own limitations and I'm here for it. You've seen Uncut Gems? Yes.

I'm not sure. But in uncut gyms, which is considered very very good. It's rated highly. He is like a gym dealer Kind of a weird job for a Jew, but I could believe it. I guess he's a good actor and He's tied in with like NBA stars I think Kevin Garnett's in the movie and he's gambling way over his head I think on basketball and so he's trying to get like inside stuff from Kevin Garnett and that's part of the movie But he also owes a lot of people a lot of money It seems like a drama with some NBA like sideball shit That's fun, too, because it's got NBA stars in it playing themselves like as NBA stars

I've never seen it, but it's very good. It's another one of his I'm a good actor watch kind of movies Hmm. Yeah, he was I, that whole movie was pretty good, I thought. It was a little, they kept it too high intensity for too long at times, where it's like, you need to have a little more staccato rise and fall of the intensity because it would rise and then stay there so long that it's like, now it just doesn't feel as stressful because it's been at this level for so long. I just remembered why I didn't finish that movie. I watched the first 10 minutes and it was very stressful like you said and it was that night I was just talking to Taylor on the phone a couple days ago. It was that night when I coughed and I burst a blood vessel in my eye and that and that

ruined the rest of the evening. I didn't finish the movie. I should go back to it. Yeah, just don't cough this time. You'll get through it. I think you'd like the movie. Yeah, if you sat down. Oh, I'm sure I will. Yeah. You guys ready to wrap? Yes, sir. I suppose so. All right. PKA 753.