Painkiller Already - PKA 759: Chinese Cave People And Alligator Alcatraz

Episode Date: July 5, 2025

PKA 759, guest had a family emergency at the last minute. Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by Lock and Load, our wonderful merchandise, and of course, Bluechew. Talk more about them later. Something we didn't talk about last week that we probably should have, because it was more relevant,

but I think he's still teeing off online, is the liver king wanting to kill Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah. After he had him on his show. He didn't have him on his show. Oh, I thought that he had him on his show a while ago. Of course not, no. Well, no, cause he wasn't always this crazy.

Well, he was always this crazy, but he wasn't this unhinged. I thought he was. Well, Joe ruined his career. So like last two, two and a half years, he's been. Wait, Joe ruined it? To me, his career got ruined. Y'all don't know the liver King story. Let me tell the liver King story. career. So like last two, two and a half years he's been to me, his career got ruined. I don't know the liver King story. Let me tell the story. I would love for you to fill me in.

So the liver King obviously rose to prominence being gigantic bearded jacked man and talking about the nine tenants of life that he follows the spiritual fucking tenants. He, uh, he he like sons his asshole He like like gets in downward-facing dog nude and like gets the Sun right up in it's normal. It's Solar powered man, and I do that too. My neighbor's hate it He was claiming that that's how he got so jacked also eating raw meat doing these like torturous workout Programs clearly pounded tons of HGH. That bubble got there is disgusting. Fake abs.

Those are real. No way. Those are flexed abs and he's not flexing. I think that's what he looks like. I think that is a suit of armor right underneath his skin. I would bet the other way, because I just think he's like a steroid freak. But that was his thing.

He always claimed that he was natty. And of course the internet is like, I don't know about that. What do you think, Derek? And Derek goes on Joe Rogan show and they expose him together. They tear him apart. They rip him a new one. And then he also, I think someone else exposed maybe some drug tests or something. And then the liver King has to come out and be like, yeah, I lied, but the tenants are still real, you definitely need to son your asshole. It wasn't always the steroids. So they absolutely ruined his career. He had like a serious income stream coming from from hocking his nine tenants of douchebaggery,

whatever the fucking bullshit program was called, leave this pick up. And so he's lost his mind over the last couple of years. And he did like two, two and a half hours worth of like, like videos, like, like a little bit at a time on social media. And the first one I saw wasn't that bad. He's like, Joe Rogan, I'm challenging you to a fight, a fight. You should destroy me. I don't have any combat experience.

I don't know anything. You're a black belt. I I challenge you Joe Rogan or please just let me come on your show to tell my story like begging it hurt what are the other or you know promote me on the largest platform on earth and like I went through the reels and I'm listening I'm listening to it and then finally and he's very manic that's one thing to keep in mind If you ever know anyone who's got a bipolar disorder Or anything that that sends them into those manic personality

Situations where you don't really know who you're talking to until you stop You'll meet you know this guy But it'll take you 30 seconds to figure out which version of him you're dealing with and there's a scary version to these people figure out which version of him you're dealing with. And there's a scary version to these people, unfortunately. You can tell in his videos, scary version in every video. And at first it's little challenges, little jabs, I'm coming to get you Joe Rogan. It's almost WWE kind of funny.

Then he's got one where he's got, I'm gonna call it, it looks like a humidor, like a cigar box, that type thing. And he's like, what I got in this box for Joe Rogan Oh, I can't even show you I can't even show you and the box says like Joe Rogan's face sticker on the top and some other Nonsense, maybe a tool and a pill bottle or something just junk. It's clearly been put there for the cameras Yeah for our benefit and he's like, alright, I'll give you a peek and he like flicks the box open and closes it real quick And I mean goddamn it. It's a video camera, dude.

You're not gonna be like, ah, I missed it. Whoops, I can't rewind back in awe. It's a pistol. He's got his pistol in the box for Joe Rogan, and he's like, I'm coming to Austin to get you with my pistol. And then he does, he travels to Austin. And then there's more videos where he's just saying,

he drops all pretense at this point and all like silliness. He's like, I'm going to kill Joe Rogan. It's like, whoa, whoa, you was kind of cute at first, like the challenges, the picking on you should have made fun of his height, like maybe got a little internet drama for yourself. Yeah, but nobody knows that I didn't. But no, instead he threatened Joe Rogan's life with a deadly weapon, traveled to his city of where he lives, and of course Joe Rogan called the cops. And they locked him up, so I don't know.

I think they charged him with like terroristic threats and some other stuff. Those charges are- Did you just charges the dog video dog video. No, I saw a liver king short on Twitter where it was him probably a few little while ago when he was really going through this phase of wanting to kill Joe Rogan and he had his Rottweilers in the back of his car. And he's like out in public somewhere. And he's like, Joe, I know you've got a beautiful family.

I know you've got a beautiful family, Joe. I want to introduce you to Sampson and Ajax. That's Rottweiler one and Rottweiler two. And Joe, I just need my family to meet yours. Oh, I want my family to meet your family, Joe. And then it would just end up the video and he just two Rottweilers in the back of a trunk and he's like, just saying like, I want, I want my Rottweilers to attack you and your wife and your children or whatever

the fuck. Yeah. He's a lunatic. And look at this picture. I asked Zach to keep it up for a reason. His pupils are remarkably different sizes. Yes. What does that mean? What drug is that? Like what did I don't know any drug that changes one or brain damage. Yeah. Could be a, this could all be explained if he was like badly concussed. Right. I'm reading about it right now. There are some benign causes. Eye trauma obviously is a cause of it. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Nerve damage. But nerve damage is usually accompanied with a drooping eyelid.

Third nerve palsy. That's actually what our boy Fish had, I believe he had that surgery to fix. Brain tumors, bleeding or stroke. Infections like meningitis, encephalitis, aneurysms, eye diseases of various neurological conditions, it says. It would be accompanied by migraines and stuff. Yeah, the pupil thing, it really is when it's accompanied by these manic episodes and like what I mean look at it he's not he's not a stable guy yeah he should get a brain scan for sure like it has to be something neurological maybe he did take a bonk on the head or something or doesn't seem like some of those explanations make sense like if

he had a stroke or like something severe he wouldn't be in the shape to be not necessarily Joe Rogan. You can have minor strokes and be up and about and fine with just diminishment or specific areas of your brain can be killed off. And but you'll be walking around and like not even know you had the stroke. I've known people who have,

I call them micro strokes or something. And something like that. That's weird. The older than this man, what the fuck is wrong with his face? Seroids and son. It's that HGH. It's son of hearts. Get more sun than me. Like, I, I don't think he wears sunscreen as part of that.

That's the eighth tenant. Look at his face that, that if just from the chin up, that dude could be 70. Mm hmm. Yeah. It's gotta be the HGH. He looks awful. 47. He's got a similar body.

Yeah. I mean, it's amazing from the neck down. No. He looks 20 years older than you, facially. Like, but you also look very young for 52. He's disgusting. His body's disgusting. Like his face is disgusting.

Like there's nothing about him that I would want. Like that is so far from ideal. And like on top of that, like he's not built well. Like his structure, his bone structure, his height and everything. Like he looks like an orc or something. What a gross. How tall is he?

Futured human. Taylor says he's short, so I'm going with it. Oh, okay. I saw, well, you know, maybe I'm wrong, but I saw a video of him next to like a normal proportion, like just like a six foot tall guy. And he looked small by that measure. Not that six foot is the average height,

taller than average, but still, like you see six foot tall. He's five, seven. He's a little fella. Five, seven. Dude, I would not trade five inches of height for his wrecked body you can get hit you can be looking if you started doing performance enhancing drugs and started on a program today you would look like that in a year and a half two years like easy once I'm like no once I no longer give a shit

about fertility at all I'm gonna I going to juice up the way you did. That's going to be sick. And talk is going to get you booted from the church of Kyle. Whatever. It's OK. I'm not going to have a pariah anyway. I already for sought him once. But yeah, it only costs like a grand to freeze your sperm. I mean, like, go ahead and get your sperm frozen or just do it yourself.

You know, get you just lock and load up a few vials and throw it in the fridge. Could it be that simple? Just just I have like five condoms thrown in the back of my bicycle loads. And I'm like, I don't know what the best way to do this is. You're just going to have to shove it up there. It looks like it's behind the butter. The initial sperm freezing is 500 to a grand and the annual storage fees are 150 to 500, but I feel like you can handle your own storage. I have a freezer.

I used to believe the storage would be higher for a lock and load consumer. Right. Like two vials. It's got to be by milliliter. You can't have the vial back and it's brimming. It's hanging over the edge. Did I ever had to do like a sperm analysis or something? Like a fertility analysis where you have to come in a cup

and then they like go and take a peek at it and be like your sperms aren't swimming right or your sperms are swimming really good. I know myself, I would absolutely try to double nut in there. Because I would want because number one, you want to make sure there's enough. Can you imagine how embarrassed I mean, with lock and load, I would never not have enough. But also, I want to I want to blow the I want to blow the doors

off. I want everyone to be to be going, Wow, did you hear that guy trying to pretend that he didn't come twice? He was in there for 45 minutes. There's a two-way mirror. Just tapping. He's pushing rope in there. What's he doing? Yeah, I don't think they care about volume as much as you know. They don't, but you know, first impressions matter.

I think they care about the total sperm count, but like you said, they look at the density, they look at the mobility and. Taste. I don't know. The amount that there's a percentage that's alive, that's the thing they care about and taste of course. Yeah.

Yeah. There's that funny like bit on Reddit about the autist who like he's dating the girl who immediately took his com and looked at it under a microscope and like he was so fertile it turned her on and she wanted to fuck again. Really? He's like nerds are the best.

She just had a microscope. I don't know why you haven't done that Woody because I know you've got that fancy microscope. I would be getting some jism under there. I'd want to see what a sperm looks like. Maybe get an idea of your own sperm count. You probably don't need that doctorate and all those years of training. Get a YouTube video and a microscope.

Do your own analysis. I don't know why I haven't done it either. I do have a fancy microscope for the fish tank. We look at cells and bacteria and shit. And I should do it. I'd be like, honey, spit that back out. I have an idea. What? What do they say?

Ew. Lazy coons. Interrupted with your saliva now. Now the whole evening is ruined. Yeah. I would want to look at other stuff. Like, like I would wonder like, what does a fingernail look like that close?

What does like a skin cell look like that close? Or like, if you start bleeding, pull a little blood on there. What's that look like super close? Anything's fascinating with it if you're stoned with a microscope. I had one when I was a kid, but it wasn't nearly as nice as what Woody has. You could look at like,

it was more for looking at leaves and seeing like the intricacies of them than it was a video microscope, so it displayed it on a little screen, which was cutting edge technology in 2000. So, but you've got a fancy one, eh? It's pretty good. It has a screen also.

It's nice because a big thing with us is we would want, we'd like get good photos of like the cell structure of some sort of algae or bacteria, and then we'd post it online. So it wasn't just about me like looking at pictures. I wanted other people to weigh in. So we have to do a lot. Have you ever seen where,

I've seen where they took something that was, I don't know, rife with bacteria, whatever it was, maybe it was just spit, but then they add alcohol, and it's an instantaneous death all the bacteria. It's not, they're not like, ah, it burns, it burns and wiggle a little like, or like get lost.

Like, no, everything goes, and like freezes dead. It's pretty cool. Yeah, they hate alcohol. Have you seen those videos where they take a praying mantis or some sort of bug and they dip it in a solution. And I don't know what it is. Maybe it is an alcohol solution and it, Oh, is it just water? And it forces this parasite or I guess coaxes the parasite out of its asshole.

It's crazy. Yeah. It's so huge. But parasite is it looks like a long fat spaghetti or like maybe a thicker than double thick hair but it's like eight inches nine inches long and it's been coiled up inside of those bugs it's so gross yeah it's longer than the mantis i feel so sorry for the fucking praying mantis it's like what does that feel like in there can you imagine how good he felt afterward though oh he's like oh my oh my lord i've only been getting 5% of these flies

I've been munching on that things. It's alcohol. I don't think it's alcohol because I would imagine the alcohol would just kill the praying mantis. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, that's even a different video than what I saw. Maybe this is like a mantis specific parasite because I've only ever seen them

with big green mantises doing it. And they save the mantis when they get that out? Well, the mantis is alive afterwards. I don't know if he's going to live a long life, but he survives the procedure. Yeah, I think over time this would kill the mantis because it wouldn't be able to feed itself enough calories because that, yeah, this is the one I saw. That's insane. How hellish. That's like multiple, I think that I was going to ask that. I can't tell if that's, it looks like several parasites. Yeah, that's disgusting. Parasites are so horrific. Like,

like I, every now and then I see about those little lives that live on your eyelashes. They live at the base of your eyelashes, these little wiggle worms that are, and we've all got them apparently. Oh, these parasites are disgusting. If you're not, if you're, if your audio only, you're lucky you. These are awful. We all have them. Kyle, you think I have parasites on my eye? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody has his eyelash parasites. They're, um, can't remember exactly what they are, but their little eyelash mites. I think that's it. I think they're might.

Yeah. A might is that is a might of parasite. Well, I don't think all mites are, but I think, I think mites are arachnids. Aren't they? I think those are like in the tick family. Oh, that's horrible. I don't want a bunch of ticks living in my eyes. I don't think no one does. I don't want any fucking takes. living in my eyes. I don't think. Yeah. I don't even want one. No one does.

I don't want any fucking ticks. I think we've all got them. Ticks are the, oh, for the next time we do a conspiracy episode, I found one that I'd never heard and then I did no follow-up due diligence. So it was literally just like some schizo potentially online but he was like, oh, dude, Lyme disease came out of nowhere

because it was a bio weapon that they earn a bio experiment that they put in ticks in Lyme, Connecticut. And then it spread. And I was like, fascinating, interesting, never heard this one before. And it's rare when you hear one you haven't heard before. Cause like, even if it's silly, like flat earth, everybody's heard of that, non-sure you've heard of it. But I was like, oh, I got to look into this. I got to see what's up. Maybe there's at least enough truth to spread it into a whole thing. You know the Stanley Kubrick Eyes Wide Shut conspiracy that he was murdered and then the film was re-edited because he revealed too much about secret societies and their like demonic pagan sex cult practices.

He was murdered? He died mysteriously. I think he had a stroke or something. I can't remember exactly what killed him, but that's the conspiracy theory that that's you know, they get he got epstein by the elite because the because Edit isn't a conspiracy like they did apparent like they did chop a lot off from the version Kubrick wanted presented Mmm, I don't know about that death part even the imagery in the film itself. It's it's very suggestive and and like there's lots of like Demon sex cult with the higher-up than the elites? And some Moloch worship, like that bullheaded effigy with the open hands where they would sacrifice the babies.

They drop them on the hot hands of Moloch and the babies would spin into the fires. Yeah. Pretty ghoulish. Yeah. I get that adrenochrome. Is that what it is? That's what Alex Jones would say. Yeah. That's from the book. The elites need that Adrenochrome. Is that what it is? That's, that's what Alex Jones would say.

Yeah. That's from the book. Um, either Adrenochrome babies for blenders or babies and blend blender babies. Oh, what? Yeah. Let me, let me make sure I get, let me get the book. Babies for blenders. So they want it.

Right. I would think that babies would be against blenders in this situation. Yeah. Blender babies. It's called blender babies. Yeah. Blender babies is, I think it's, I think it's in a future where essentially people are killing babies and drinking their blood. They've figured out some way to essentially get adrenochrome out of them. It's basically that, but it's an entire future where that's a common occurrence and everyone is doing it. They're eating the young. Oh, that sounds like a downer of a book. I mean, I like downers of books.

I like to go on a dark, dark little journey. That's why I sent you that blood Meridian. Blood Meridian. It's not a downer. It's exciting. So you finished. You haven't finished it then. Haven't finished it. Well, it's still fun. The kid is, he found another gang to be a member of. Maybe he'll make a friend.

I don't think he's gonna make a friend. But the judge, he's entertaining. He's so much more, especially the way it's written, he is so much more articulate than every other character by orders of magnitude. Like it's like you're reading. It's like when he speaks, you're reading a different language almost than how everyone else speaks. And he's so in control. Yeah.

When you read it, read it with the idea that the judge is Satan himself, like not the embodiment, like he is Lucifer on Earth. And so, of course, he's incredibly articulate. He's well read. He's funny. He's talented at anything and everything he'll ever do. He could play the fiddle. He can dance a jig. He can tell you a story. He can quote Shakespeare, and he's impervious to damage. He's clear. I mean, seven foot tall albino hairless giant in the middle of the West. Why hasn't he gotten sunburned yet? They don't even mention it. No.

And being seven foot tall in like 1840 or whatever. Like that's eight foot two today. That's David and Goliath type stuff. Yeah, for sure. No, it's a good dark book. That Blender Baby book is my next read. I ordered it a couple days ago. I've been watching those YouTube videos

that like break down demonology books and like canceled books too. Books that you're not supposed to read or whatever. Some of it's just fucking propaganda and nonsense, but sometimes it's a fun dark, like, there's that Stephen King book that's about school shootings, you know, that was written way before. Yeah, you're not supposed to, I think it's called Rage.

Hmm. Interesting. I've never heard of it. There's a band, Stephen King book. Search Stephen King school shooting book. I think it's called Rage, but- You're right, it is. Okay. Yeah. It was written well before Columbine and all that. I believe it's called Rage, but it is. Okay. Yeah. It was written well before

Columbine and all that. I have 77. Yeah, you're right. So when you like bring it into me, read it with a contemporary mindset and viewpoint, you're like, Whoa, this is dangerous stuff. This isn't good. Let's not encourage them. Well, they shouldn't be art. They shouldn't be banning any books. That's that's silly. I love banning books. You're like the book banning guy on the show. I am. Yeah. How so?

Not me. I feel like we've had this debate like half a dozen times, and it's always like, oh, and the other day in the schools. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's a definitely a difference between making something unavailable for purchase and forcing kids through forcing kids through curriculum to read a blowjob book. Some, some ghoulish, you know, pervert nonsense. So yeah, I don't think that's the thing at all.

Should that be required reading or not? I think it's pretty gross. I think you said, I don't think you should be teaching kids that. Okay. You're going to deal with the toothy population if that's what you want. Well, you know, I'll have to sleep in the bed that I've made of a bunch of kids not being taught how to have safe anal sex at nine.

You know, if we were killing it and reading and and mathematics or something, if we were the envy of far East Asia, if they all how can we learn math like American? If that was happening, then I'd be like, hey, slip in some fucking rim job books. These kids have earned it. But that ain't going down like that. I feel like I really pull back the filth and anything that's sort of like maybe even suggestive of any kind of a lifestyle. The Bible, too. Bible don't belong in the school. We don't have time for that. That's Sunday.

You got Sunday and Wednesday night for that. OK, this is where we get you to the point where you can read it above a sixth grade level. I know it's a no one wants to do it. It's hard to read a seventh grade level. But by the way, like I remember that like I was reading at a fucking sixth grade level when I was fucking four years old or some shit that that sixth grade level is so low. It's so low. That means they can handle four letter words all the time and an occasional five letter

word basically. Yeah. What is sixth grade level? Like the box car children, like that level of thing. Yes. That I, I, I think so. Yeah. I think it would be a box car. It was harder than that. Like I thought eighth grade level was New York Times. For failing New York Times. But you're right. Yeah. They, they need to drop a lot of classes. Oh, it says 10 to 12 for the New York times.

Yeah. They just need to, if they can't do math or even actually, we may even have to back off some math until kids can fucking read. Reading is so important. And like what you sent me something that was like, just baffling amounts of kids cannot read English and adults, like because these kids grow up. You know what? A new Trump thing at the way stations, they're asking the truck drivers to read a piece of

paper to them out loud and they can't, they're taking their driver's licenses away. They've taken the driver's licenses of like, I've read the number today, maybe it was 80 or maybe it was 180 people have lost their truck driving license because they don't know English basically. It's an English test more than a reading test because like literacy is like whatever, everybody can fumble their way through a basic sentence,

but it's a English test. And if they can't speak English, they're taking their licenses away. Damn. Seems like you should probably be able to read English if you're gonna be driving around. The signs are like specifically meant that you don't need that, right?

Like all the shapes and colors have meanings too. Yeah, I have an opinion on that one one way or the other. I don't care who's driving the trucks, but it's just a thing they're doing. I saw the alligator Alcatraz thing yesterday. That was really impressive, honestly, that they threw that thing up in a week. I could escape that shit so easy.

Oh, could you? Yeah. How do you get out of the chain link cage? I climb out, because it doesn't go to the roof. No, it doesn't. I saw a picture. I saw pictures too. All right, Zach find his Alcatraz pictures.

That's what jumped out at me immediately as I was like, that's interesting and kind of stylish flooring choice they've made. And then there was not the, the chain link didn't go all the way to the ceiling. I think the chain links. I thought the top was a box. Maybe I've seen the wrong thing.

So you've got a chain link cage inside of a tent, but the cage to my eyes, I even took note of it. I could be wrong, but to my eyes, the cage is essentially a cube. Like it has a roof of chain link. Yeah. See. Oh, this is a different pick. I haven't seen this picture. They're all right. Standard. All right. Well, I hope I would be put in the picture I saw because I wouldn't be able to escape.

Impressed they were able to whip up some cots, a fence and a tent. Oh, Zach, can you show us the aerial view of the entire facility? Okay. Okay. Maybe I need an education. Well, I mean, they threw it up and they said it would have been

three days, but there was some, um, like a red tape to wait on. Uh, yeah, I'm impressed. They did this in like a week. That is like China's shit. Remember they were like whipping out hospitals during COVID in a weekend. And I'm like, I don't think we could ever do that. No, no, because like in China-

Turns out we can. We just have to hate brown people enough. Well, it just mostly has to be- There's an employee of whites there. Has to be crap. You think it'll be filled with white people, Kyle. Anybody who can't speak fucking red, white and blue, Woody, they're going in. I'm sure it'll be loaded with white people.

That's that's not it. But it might be. It was loaded in the picture you're looking for. You can see that there's a swamp and water right surrounding the compound on three sides and then a road like leads to it. So you can see that it's literally it's not just in an area, a swampy area. It is completely surrounded by scary swamps.

And of course, people like Laura Loomer are just having it. Oh, my God. In the freaking alligator food angle. Yes. Tweet after tweet. She sucks. There you go you go now this is what I'm talking about come on three days knock this shit out that's pretty impressive there's okay I didn't know I didn't know there was a moat that's pretty cool like what was there be excuse me all right hang on hang on I is this AI? So I've seen a picture that wasn't this exact picture, but this is what the place looks like.

The reason that I'm curious about this- Don't change the picture, Zach. Yeah, yeah, the reason I don't like this picture all of a sudden is I feel like I can see swarming alligators in the water, and that's definitely not, look at them. Look at them in the bottom center. You can see like a swarm of alligator.

Yeah, this looks like some haters dream. If you show the interesting part of the picture, that's cloud suck. Show the top. Look at that. You do not want to be paragliding in this environment, Chad. You're going to go to 32. You can't even paramotor out.

You don't want to be paramotoring here. Do you see that vertically rising air, the clouds in the background? They look like tornadoes almost. There's anvil. That's cloud suck at anvil. That tells me look at look at the top center one, you see how it's flat.

Oh yeah, the wind goes straight up. You can't get down. And then the high winds of loft are smearing that across the. That's cloud. Now that's sinister. I like that. That's what they should do.

They die at red like Chicago does with their river. Yeah, the red would be spookier. Yeah, I wonder what it really looks like. I don't buy this. Yeah, no, this isn't this isn't a real aerial picture. This is a. It has to be because otherwise, did someone individually Photoshopped hundreds of alligators

that aren't shaped correctly? Yeah, I don't know what's one of the alligators. Zach, can I find out if this is a real picture? Because the version of this that I saw didn't have a swarm of alligators or maybe it was just on my phone. But in any case, I saw Trump and Governor Florida and Barbie with the fucking pistol on her side. I like touring that place. Yeah, Kristi Noem. She's absurd. and Barbie with the fucking pistol on her side,

like touring that place. Yeah, Kristi Noem, she's absurd. Beautiful woman, please don't hurt us. And they were touring the place. And Trump said something like, Biden wanted to put me in one of these cages, that son of a bitch. He's just free bowling now, he doesn't give a damn Like I couldn't believe he called Biden a son of a bitch.

Oh, I feel like that's not even the first time he's died. I texted you back when you sent me that, that he called Biden a son of a bitch. And I said, and I do think this would, is exactly what happened is like one day soon, he's going to be like, Joe Biden, he wanted me in jail. I hate him. He's a bastard. And then like Joe Biden's going to be in jail. I hate him. He's a bastard. And then like Joe Biden's gonna be announced dead

like 40 minutes later. And Trump's gonna have to come out and be like, all his life he was a warrior, this guy, for the United States, for America. He doesn't do that though. He'd be like, he died like he lived. A dog, died like a dog. When Biden had cancer, somebody posted something sweet and kind on Trump's truth social.

It didn't look like Trump's writing style. You would know if it was Trump if there were random like boomer caps moments where he's like, the Democrats are coming for you in the election or whatever. Like he just, you know, and that is a very boomer coded thing to randomly break out into all caps throughout your text. And then he'll add like these little explainers. He'll be like, the Supreme,

we know exactly where the Supreme leader of Iran is. We could take him out and then like in all caps in parentheses, dead, like, or like ill. And it's like in all caps and parentheses dead. And it's like we knew we knew what you meant. Confusing. You literally spell it out. You saw the video of him. This is pre-election, but it was like him in the war room

watching CNN or Fox or something like cover something Biden did. And it showed like his tweeting process where he's not on his phone doing it. He's like dictating it to a pretty girl. And then she like shows it to him and he's like, and then I want you to say, get real Democrats. This is America. I want America in all caps. And then like do that and then be like, that looks good, post it. And then that's it. Make it America with a K, at least one K.

I bet he's not a comments reader. I bet he's like a post only kind of internet guy where he posts and then he gets feedback on what the comments were from those same unknowns. Yes, yes that he's like how's it going and if they say good then he just takes it as good or they say great he just takes it as that. I've sort of seen him do that before where it's like I don't think you're reading the comments sir I think you're taking someone's word for it uh on that one the people didn't love that as much as you think they did.

someone's word for it on that one. The people didn't love that as much as you think they did. Yeah, it's, you know, only half, only six months in, Taylor. Only six months in. I know that you've been unhappy with the ICE deportation numbers. You feel like they're far, far too low. Too low. And I mean, look, this big, beautiful bill, I don't,

it sounds to me like a bad deal for most people. However, there are two things in there that you might like. One, they removed the $200 cost on tax stamps for SBRs and suppressors. So that's nice. Short-term rifles, if you're not a game person. And then the other one, they're like,

maybe my numbers are wrong, but I think they're upping ISIS budget by 10-fold. Yeah, something like that. It's tens of billions of dollars more for ice. It may be a hundred billion more fries. It's something nutty. It's a lot more for ice because they were like, I think they had like a $2 billion budget before, like something smaller than you'd think.

But even so it's like, yeah, I like expanding ice and hopefully increasing deportations and then, you know, getting silencers for cheaper. That's neat. But it seems like there's also a bunch of like nonsense billionaire tax cut stuff that doesn't need to be in there. That's the thing. They hand out like lower taxes on tips. I somewhere in the versions it was like if you get a tip by a credit card, you still have to pay the tax. But if you get a tip in cash, you don't have to pay the tax but if you get a tip in cash you don't have to pay the tax and I'm like did you think they were paying taxes on their cash tips you fucking moron no one knows that but like it's like they give that the

crumbs to some waitresses and then they give the real meal to the billionaires and that's even as a percentage like sometimes it's easy to look at these numbers and be like, man, the rich got way bigger tax cuts than the poor. And it's like, well, they're paying all the taxes. It's hard to give the poor a million dollar tax cut when all they didn't pay anyway. But even as a percentage,

the rich got much better tax cuts than the lower end there. They paid for it. The tax cuts they paid for. Oh, by buying politicians? Yes. Yes. I mean, they all pay. I mean, you know, the richest people in the world all drop that million dollars each to go to his inauguration. I think people paid for the parade too. They, of course, people who don't like Trump are like, this parade's costing 90 million dollars. And I bet it did. It probably cost 90 million dollars. That parade sucked. But I think he also found a way to squeeze money out of more donors for that parade somehow. It was sponsored by some

crypto crypto thing. I forget who did it. God that wasn't well spent. I guess I can't remember who it was. So that parade was humiliating and embarrassing. But she was so gay. There's this one part where the podium is set up perfectly in line with the White House far in the background. The White House must have been three quarters of a mile behind it. And then on either side, enormous electronic billboards are there.

Maybe they were green screen the way they are in like sports stadiums where they can put anything plug anything on there for the viewer at home. But they say crypto.com enormous crypto.com on either side it's like what the fuck are we doing oh what i didn't care about the crypto ads uh but all the clips i saw it's like have you seen like china's military parades or russia's or north korea's like they go balls to the wall and they put like there's thousands and thousands and they're marching in lockstep and there's cool rockets. Before the marching thing changes, Kyle, do you think that the fact that they couldn't march in sync was that they

needed more practice or an act of civil disobedience? Intentional. So it's a couple of, it's not civil disobedience. They don't want to be there. They don't want to be doing that. So they're walking. And also, like it's a terrible comparison. So that was just the Army's birthday. It was touted as Trump's birthday parade and I get the dates coincide and maybe it wouldn't have happened if the dates didn't coincide. But it's just the Army there and it's not the modern there. And it's not the modern army. They did the American army through history.

So they started out with a bunch of fucking guys with muzzle loaders, like they stormed Bunker Hill and showed the red coats what for. And it's like, okay, well, this is like a tiny rinky dink like history parade. You should have said that. You should have made it clear because the North Koreans are like look at the shitty-ass

American military and there's like Dawkins pulling a fucking like eight inch gun through the streets and squeaky World War two tanks looked bad to me They should have greased them bitches up. There's no They rolled by in a Sherman easy-8 or whatever that things like I've been in one of those for that. They rolled by in a Sherman, easy eight or whatever. And that things like I've been in one of those. It's creaking. Oh, it did. It repetitive creaking.

How did you do? Yeah, you can't do that. You need and I saw the little contingents of the, you know, armies throughout history. And it's like 40 guys. It's like if it parades don't look cool, unless number one, you're actually marching correctly. And number two, you need a shit ton of guys. It's like if it parades don't look cool, unless number one, you're actually marching correctly. And number two, you need a shit ton of guys, because that's part of the like remember in 2008. Remember, remember how cool that Olympic show was that the Chinese did when they were all banging drums and there was like a like a drone or some shit film. It was like that spooked me. I was like, oh man, I was kind of

spooked in 2008. I was like damn, China plays for keeps. They're coordinated as fuck. Yeah, brands win that archer lit the torch. I was scared. That's a long bow of mass destruction. Here's why it's not fair to compare those two because like the marches they have in Russia, North Korea and China, which is where I think of like the craziest school of looking parades those are propaganda parades those are also the armies that almost never go to war I don't think China's ever sent those guys those guys don't fight those guys march for a living like I feel like those guys their entire job is to practice that drum routine for months on end and when they're marching in those parades same thing it's like this is what that guy

does whereas we got a bunch of good old boys who were I don't know soldiers and they're like all right get the marching you I'm sure you're gonna like it's probably a bunch of fruity artistic types marching in that and that Chinese parade we don't know and in the North Korean parade for sure like you know if they walked out of step in North Korea Ohio State's band right those fuckers would be amazing they'd be out there doing like video game battles like Pac-Man stuff. That'd be great you see like the first half of an awesome parade and then it's like oh tight like rah rah music and then those guys come through in the middle. The greatest band in the land comes out and packed in and goes after ghosts.

Yeah, that was disappointing. Like why even have a military parade unless you're going to go balls to the wall? The whole point of a military parade is propaganda. It's meant to be intimidating to other countries. Well, maybe Trump will have another birthday next year. Maybe, maybe he'll do a, maybe he'll learn his lesson and be like, guys, that shit sucked and was pretty embarrassing. Groups of 40 people walking by now. We need the fucking 10 X this shit minimum, the way those Chinese do it. In my head, Trump is like, all right, the parade kind of sucked, but I made a lot of money.

My bank account went up by 75 million that day. We save money by not having a real parade. Yeah. That getting rug pulled on a parade that sucks. Cause everyone, the way it was talked about, at least from like, you know, the more histrionic people I see online from the left were like, this is going to be just fascism incarnate. It's going to be a display of military strength meant to intimidate protesters around the country.

And it's like you're crazy. And then it actually happens. And it's like a bunch of guys who like want to go home like they're at work and they're like this sucks. The guy the guys coming out from the Vietnam conflict wearing that hot ass green pants and shit. They look like real Vietnam vets, just wanting to go home. They look so sad out there, hot and sweaty. And in fairness, if I were a soldier and they told me like,

hey, I know you thought you had the weekend off, but now you have to like dress up like a fucking dandy and march around DC, I'd be like, fuck you. I'm not walking right. Like that sucks. You're keeping me you. I'm not walking right. Like that's, that sucks. You're keeping me over time. I don't like it. Oh, you don't pay taxes on the overtime now though.

Buck up soldier. Maybe, maybe that would be over time. I don't think they do either. I don't know how soldier pay works. I think it's locked in on a flat rate. By the head. Right. Is that right?

Jesus Christ. That'd be a good way to do it. They should have a little tool like they use for fish, like so they don't kill babies. Yeah, one's too small, throw it back. It's a good idea. It is. Otherwise people just rack up the score

and villages and shit. Then we'd have like a real way to like critique Israel more where it'd be like, hey, these IDF guys aren't even holding up the internationally recognized length of string to make sure that these children throwing rocks aren't big enough to be caught. They're not even throwing rocks when they shoot them now. Like it seems like they're being ordered to shoot

the Gazans who are going to the flower distribution. Yeah, but there's nothing, there's no way to know what those terrorists are going to do when they acquire that flower. They could do anything from Big Red to attack our greatest ally. And so we need to, you know. Flower can be explosive when it's aerated, you know, properly. You see grain bins explode all the time. It's very dangerous. You're a thousand percent right. I wasn't thinking this through.

Yeah. They're protecting themselves. They have under people say a war takes two armies. They're going wheat underground. But not me. Turns out you can do it with one. Oh yeah. Genocide takes one army though.

Oh yeah. Dude, if you enter a war and you've got an army and they don't total domination, you can do whatever you want. You can wreck it. Yeah. That's a, the only time I see stuff about that conflict now is like scrolling Twitter and it'll be like hockey news or like a politics thing or like funny shit posting. And then it will just be a random four-year-old with their limbs blown off and it's like, scroll past that quickly. Like my god, I don't want this in my head. They're a little dramatic with it though, you know? Like I saw that one Gozin guy, he was eating

sand. He was like, I'd rather eat sand than get shot trying to get flour. And it's like, dude, don't throw the sand actually in your mouth. You can hold the sand up, I'd believe you. Like you didn't have to do it. I still didn't believe him. I don't believe he's regularly, he did that for the cameras. He's pumping it up for the show. Like those fake babies they had at the beginning of the war. Remember that?

Remember that, yeah. I do remember that. They say like 40 children were beheaded in a nursery or something. The Palestinians had those baby dolls that they were running into the hospital with going, oh no, my baby. And it was a bit, you could see that it was like, uh, an American sniper. Uh, there's a famous scene where like Chris Kyle's back home. He's, he is the, the American sniper and he's arguing with his wife. He's got PTSD and he wants to go back and kill civilians

or whatever he did in Iraq. And he's got this fake baby and it's like, clearly like a baby doll, like not even like a Hollywood style baby. Where it's like, oh my God, that looks real. Like see if you can find a picture of the fake baby from American Sniper's Act. Not to besmirch Chris Kyle, of course.

All right, Pete. Well, I don't know. That thing about him shooting the people at the Superdome, I don't know about that one. That seemed a little gauche. He also, he is the guy who got shot at a shooting range. Yeah. By a crazy person.

Yeah. And I heard that Chris and the guy he was with who were taking this other guy shooting. They knew that this other guy was like PTSD'd up from the war and there were texts between Chris Kyle and his shooting partner as they were driving him there where Chris Kyle sent a text that was like this guy's crazy you got to watch my six and then he got shot in the back. And his friend got shot too. I don't know if he died or not. That's a fake ass baby right there. I cried when I watched the movie. It is kind of a bummer.

I was also in a room with a bunch of veterans and you could see all them getting a little misty eyed. So I think that affected me too. It definitely wasn't the time to start picking apart Chris Kyle's career. It was like, I don't know. It was like watching Lincoln with Lincoln's family or something. Well, Andy lied on Jesse Ventura, who we all love. Oh, the body. You tell lies on the, the, the Baja Crusader, the, the, the six foot, is he six, six guys? He's a big dude. Yeah. I'm a big Jesse Ventura fan. I think it's cool that he was a, he was a governor and he was a WWE wrestler and he was a pretty good actor. He's a big dude. Yeah. I'm a big Jesse Ventura fan. I think it's cool that he was a, he was a governor and he was a WWE wrestler and he was a pretty good

actor. He's got a funny voice. And he wasn't just like a fake governor. I think Arnold Schwarzenegger maybe did some things. He, I, he, he often tout some bill he pushed through or some, some public work stuff, but I think Jesse Ventura legit ran that state well for a while. Yeah. Yeah. And I also also I'm short on details, but I always got the impression he did the best job he could, right? And I have a high level of respect for people who might not agree with me, but who were trying to do the right thing,

even if yeah, I think it's the wrong thing. If they're trying to do the right thing. That's great. Not like Macalusky, right? Like the one who just voted for the bill. She's like, I voted for it because I got my own pockets lined. But I really hope the House votes against it because this is bad. More. These people are shameless. Yeah, yeah. It was like everything that is bad, like she knows she's doing the wrong thing

and hoping that someone else will clean up after her because she got hers. Yep. And doing it openly and like like like with no shame, it's. In Roman times, they'd go grab her. Like, you know, don't do that. I mean, no, of course not. You remember that scene in 300 when the bad guy is exposed, he's got all that Persian gold. Yes, everybody in the Senate is like, the fuck you do with

Persian gold? And they just like, that's it for him. He doesn't get some career in the private sector. That was the best thing about the king's like the monarchy system is when shit did get horrible. Everyone's like, who the hell do we blame for this? Some unelected bureaucrat who doesn't have any account? Oh, no, it's that guy. Yeah, we know his name and where he lives. His name's John. It's King John. I'm furious. You furious? Let's get, let's rabble. Let's rabble and rouse friends. Let's get over there and fucking knock this guy off his perch and throw his son in and then maybe he'll do better.

I'm gonna whiten the light this tiki toy. Why he wouldn't have a lighter. He'd be like striking Flint or something. I don't know what. I don't know how the Romans carried fire around. What would you do in Roman times if you just needed a little fire? Would you have to go to the nearest wall sconce? That sounds convenient.

I was thinking go somewhere else where there's a fire. If you have to start it yourself, that sucks. They had to have fire kits back then. Like they were had a huge traveling army, so like just Flint and Flint and Flint and the steel. But you know, if you just needed to, I guess they didn't smoke. I'm thinking that that's when you'd really need to like light one up whenever pipes came along

and tobacco smoking. That would make sense. Where's tobacco indigenous to America? So nobody was smoking cigs or anything for the entire like middle ages and no no ancient history. I've never thought about that. No tomatoes, no tomatoes in Italy, my friend, until they came over here. They were that's crazy. So whenever they show one of those old timey like frescoes and there's a picture of a pizza or and people look, oh my god, ancient pizzas like there

wouldn't have been any tomatoes on that pizza. That's a flat bread. Yeah, would have been olive oil and cheese and probably like goat goat cheese and stuff like that. Yeah, goat cheese. Probably still tasted really good. I bet they I bet the Romans knew their way around some bread. But I mean, has anyone ever gotten introduced to something and then taken off running the way Italians with tomatoes? Like they the second

a tomato landed to shore, they were like, this is what we've been missing. Like this is this is the thing that's going to put our cuisine to top to number one. I know Europeans thought they were poisonous for a long time. But find Zach, find what the European word for a tomato was. It was called like a everything from the is everything from the nightshade family they thought was poisonous. But yeah, they didn't eat tomatoes because what else is from the nightshade family? This is new to me. Nightshade is poison. Yeah, I don't know what else is at. Maybe most of it is totally inedible, but they got spooked by tomatoes because they're like, this comes from like the same shit that you know, killed Ted when he ate a bunch of men. Or is that famous story about the guy

who's like sat in the town square and ate a bucket of tomatoes in front of everybody to prove that they don't kill you? Yeah, I'll be probably a tomato importer. That was a that was like YouTube back then. It's like what are you doing today? I'm gonna go watch this guy from from a new place called Plymouth eat a bunch of tomatoes in front of us What about that? I don't know play it by ear, you know old-timey scientists got to really like Do some cool the guy who figured out that ulcers are caused by bacterial infection No one believed him and he and finally he was like, all right,

I'll just infect myself. So he infects himself and then immediately cures his ulcer with antibiotics. And still people didn't believe. Good for him. Putting your money where your mouth is like that. I like it. Yeah. Wish RFK would do that. All right. I hear that. I give myself every injection and vaccine again so that you can see how retarded it makes me. Someone said RFK doesn't believe in germ theory, that he believes in fucking miasmas. He believes in terrain theory, does he?

Isn't that the alternative? There's a lot of hate. I don't know what's true, but I saw that as well. Yeah. There's a lot of hate. I don't know what's true, but I saw that as well. Yeah, on the bright side of like RFK and all his insanity, they are taking all the colorings and the additives out of our food, or at least several of them. I know there's like changes happening

with the dyes that are used in food and the sweeteners and stuff. Yeah, some of that shit's long overdue. It almost seems like aggressively poisonous when Fruit Loops is like, all right, we'll use this fruit concentrate to color it. And it's like, you already did this in Canada and everywhere else you sold them. Why were you giving us all this horse shit? Fuck you.

Should have been like this a long time ago. These carrots and sweet potatoes to color things like Gatorade in Europe. It's not necessary to use something called red 40 or whatever. As a kid I was like, Oh, good stuff. But like works like a charm. This is red as hell, dude. I remember when I was a kid, they did this limited edition green ketchup that was just full of dude.

I remember it made my shit turned so bright green that it scared me as a kid. This was like, do I need to tell somebody about this? This is like two months ago. My grocery store I was walking through, I was buying protein bars, but then there was a little section under, you know, like the protein sweets you can buy where it's like, this is a cookie, but it's a protein cookie. These were like protein pop tarts and they were like double chocolate protein pop tarts. And I was like, interesting. Okay. There's no sugar in these. It's all artificial slop, but it's probably tastes good. I'm going to get these. It's kind of expensive pack of four.

I went home that night. I think I either took an edible or I smoked a decent amount of weed to where I was getting pretty munchy and I ate all four of them. And they're heartier than a normal pop tart. Like they're girthier. There's more to it. And they're like, they're black as night when you bite into it. And so there's clearly a bunch of dye in there. And like for the next day, I took a shit in the morning and it was like, I was, I scared myself because it was like British racing green. Like that. I can picture it. That's a pretty green.

It was a beautiful green, you know,, I was like, scared. I was like, what the what's what's going on with me? Like, am I okay? Like, is there something up? Like, am I really sick? And I, I feel okay, what could be wrong? And it didn't hit me until like, that evening. It's like, oh, it's all that dye you ate all at once from those pop tarts because this, you know, that hasn't happened again. And I haven't eaten those. Yeah, exactly that. The legendary brand. I didn't know what picture was coming. I was hoping it was a green Aston Martin. This is the brand. Yeah. Get the, don't get the double chocolate kind. 80 grams of protein via pop tarts. Yeah. I was high.

And I just, you know, just kept munching. So yeah, don't eat four, don't eat an entire package, PSA, don't eat an entire package of the double chocolate ones, or your shit's gonna turn green. Like a deep, rich green, not like a baby green shit. Yeah, yeah, that's scary. You don't want that.

No, and I figured like, that's probably not a good thing to have in me. That's one of those, that's one of those first signs that you're about to die is when you, when your poop starts changing colors. Yeah. If your poop's just randomly changing colors, that doesn't correspond with what you eat. If your poop's black, it means there's blood in there.

Yep. Yep. I've heard that. You got like a bleed like higher up and maybe in your, uh, in your tract. If it's red, there's poop down at the bottom of your track A blood down there. Yeah All right, that wouldn't that wouldn't color your shit red though. Wouldn't that just be like blood in the toilet blood in there? Yeah Yeah, oh that would upset me great I would be so scared. I can't imagine the worst feeling than like being stoned and shitting and then being like what? Just panicking, Googling,

and then getting the worst answers ever. Oh, it's bad answers for that. Just blood in your poop is like, why the fuck did I save for retirement all those years? This is it. Damn it, they were right. I got hoodlum. I had an Aston Martin.

It's not too late I was looking I Got I fell asleep and I woke up in my YouTube had like Guided itself down some stupid rabbit hole and it was these bozos with the most ridiculous financial advice They were leasing super cars. It was like four grand a month He was paying on a lease for this car and he was explaining how his real estate business has never been has never done better since he started spending four grand a month leasing a car. I can't I don't believe him. I don't believe him.

You don't think that made a big difference in his real estate business? I think driving a nice car would make a big difference with any kind of sales. But I think if you show up in a car that costs $4,000 a month, they're going to think that you're going to scam them or like steal their fucking credit card information or something. I want my salesman to be successful, but not egregiously successful. It's like, what are you even doing here? I don't want that to be the situation. I knew an attorney who did like some sort of educational law, like a specific thing where he would go and have to like, either represent districts against municipalities trying to come at him for something like shit like that. And I interned for him when I was

probably 16 and over the summer. And he probably told me three or four times, like, I always drive my Lexus to the nice school districts because they see that as like a nice form of like, oh, wow, this guy knows what's up. But I always drive my son's like beat up horrible Honda Accord to the poor school districts. Because if you show up in like a really nice car there, they don't see that as a good thing. They see it as like, oh, little outsider coming in telling us what's up, going to take the reins from poor little me and handle everything. And he's like, yeah, I learned over years that you have to present differently. Like he would even dress a little less sharp going to the poorer ones, which I saw in like my professional career with we visits to Bentonville for

Walmart. Like, they would tell you and like the mentors I had in that industry would be like, don't wear a nice suit to the Walmart meeting. Like wear a normal suit or just wear a polo and khakis. Like this isn't CVS. Like don't put on airs. This is reminiscent of Mr. Chi over there in his door dash. Boy Rodriguez, depends on where he's ordering. Absolutely. Yeah, I stand by that. I think that's one of the best life hacks I've ever discovered. It's hilarious. I love you do that. And I make sure I order from like a real Mexican place. The places that are, it's like a Mexican grocery store slash kitchen. And they fucking take care of me. They're like,

oh, he's going to want extra radish slices and fucking jalapenos. There's always extra sauces and like crema and stuff in there. They hooked me up or they hooked Domingo up. Do you ever like switch Asian mode when you're ordering Asian food? Yes. What's your name? I had to Google a Chinese name because I didn't know. You know, I just know like racist, racist fucking like, oh, I can't do it. You can't just make it ping, you know, on there. You go to the door with those like fucking Mickey Rooney

glasses. Like, oh, I'm so thankful you brought my food here. You don't look like a boob on. Is that the only name you knew? It's a white high schooler order for Mr. Ping Ping Bing Bing. Yeah, I literally ordered like I did some goog to, because I wanted not only a Chinese name, but like the right kind of Chinese. Cause I think they got like a dozen ethnicities over there.

I wanted to be one of the city Chinese. A city Chinese. What was the name? I don't remember. Might've been Ho. Might've been like Ho something. Ho Wei, Wei something. I don't know.

I Google every time. Isn't Ma? Ma is like their Smith, isn't it? Fuck enough. Like last name Ma. I'm not a Chinese friend of mine told me that at some point, I think maybe I'm just remembering. I don't know anything about those awful people. I wonder what it would be like if we let all the Chinese or if China let all their people on our internet, like what it would be like if we let all the Chinese or if China let all their people on our internet.

Like it would immediately make it unrecognizable. No, they've got the great firewall. They're on their own socials. They're not hanging out on Instagram and Twitter and stuff for the most part. They can go to YouTube though. Maybe I don't understand like the architecture of the internet and how the restrictions work. I just assume that if you're in China, you could go anywhere I could go on the internet.

Oh, I thought they had a ton of shit blocked. Like even their Tik TOK is different. Like our Tik TOK is like nonsense and slop and propaganda and theirs is like probably math formulas or the things Asians like. It was a conversation inside Cisco who built the original great firewall. I don't know if they are still the people that do that. It was like, are we like the bad guys? Like, are we allowing the Chinese to suppress their population

and prevent free speech? Like it should Cisco support this. And, uh, I guess the higher ups decided, yes, they pay properly. Yep. The decision was made, but that is like what it is, right? Woody, it seems like you know more. Yeah, they just filter the editor that goes into China. And then some of the other stuff you're talking about,

like TikTok having its own algorithm is different than the firewall, but yeah, they filter the traffic going into China so you can't see stuff. I think, I thought that their TikTok wasn't just a separate algorithm, but a separate app called Red Book or something I'm not sure maybe have a look because Red Book refers to to Mao's fucking communists

The little red communist manifesto book or whatever. They have a do-it-all app That's like where you shop where you bank where you do your social media, I think Where you shop where you bank where you do your social media, I think They're not gators whenever their propaganda gets to me it works. I see these 21st century cities that are clean and organized and like beautiful like like And it's it's like that's an enormous city. It looks like Tokyo their cities look like Tokyo. They look like Seoul And they look like the nice part of New York. That's the only place in South Korea.

That's the only part. They look huge. And like they do that thing where they'll have 40 fucking giant skyscrapers that are all putting on a light show inexplicably of like magenta and like, like, I don't know, like, like a, like a psychedelic light show on the buildings. Their cities look like they're from the future. They do. They look amazing.

Everything's new. So it looks nice. You said soul and I couldn't get my head off of our son, which is also named soul, but spelled differently. Yeah. I was like, he can't mean that. Yes. He's on the sun. I hit him. No, but yeah, there was a, there's a YouTuber who he travels to China and shows you what's going on there. That's like every step of the way. I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck. He's like, you're the trains in

China. Not only they go 1000 miles per hour, but they're incredibly clean and no one would dare spray paint the side of one. Here's my first class meal. And it's like, that looks good. It is good. And like every, it gets to the hotel, like every step of the way on his journey to like a major Chinese city, it's like,

I don't think I've ever seen anything that nice in my country. Like their airport, it was like, my God, is this a museum of art? What is this? I don't who painted the ceiling of the Chinese airport. It sucks. I don't like that. We're better than China.

We should have nicer things. What's better? We're better. What are we better at? Building military planes. Sports. Are we sure anymore? That new plane they've got,

it's got like three fucking engines and two pilots. We're better at being small. They added an extra of everything. I don't know if that's true, it doesn't sound true. Zach, fact check me, that new plane they put out has three fucking engines and two pilots. Oh, I'm interested. But I tell you, if America made that,

I'd be like, are we even building the right thing? Don't we want little drones? Don't we want swarms? I saw in Star Trek, the swarms are difficult to defeat unless you play music. It's true. It was Beastie Boys. That'll knock this one right out. And is that, did you notice,

was there anyone in Chinese transit playing music or social media posts loudly on their phone without headphones? No, nothing of the sort. It all everybody seemed very put together and friendly in the videos that I've seen. Again, I am referring to this propaganda. This is the country of people that spit like hockey players on the bench. They do spit a lot and also don't like 25 million.

When's the last time you saw one spit? I've never been to China, but I look, I see propagated too. It goes both ways. I think they're lying. I don't like, I think like 25 million Chinese people live in caves still, don't they? Like there's a, a crazy lower 25 million in caves. That seems outrageous. Percentage wise. It's, I think it's reasonable. Really lived in caves. I thought they weren't very good places to live. Maybe I dreamed of this. I don't know.

Did you say there are millions of Chinese who live in caves? 25 million. All right, I'm gonna fact check. If this was Scrabble, you might, this is like when someone uses a word that ain't a word in Scrabble. It's all right, I challenge. I think. These are PKA statistics.

Get this, this is factsanddetails.com. Who doesn't trust that? Some 30 million Chinese still live in caves and over a hundred million people reside in houses with one or more walls built in a hillside. Okay, well that's not technically a cave, but 30 million caves. In caves, 30 million?

That's so many. Show me a picture of one of them. All right, if there's 30 million, then there should be some pictures of the Chinese cavemen and it should be hard to find. Factsanddetails.com. It's the premier source for Chinese people living in caves. Is this going to be a Chinese cave? What is it? Anasazi? For those who are audio only, they're showing us what looks like a South Western American, like like where they carved dwellings into a hillside. But look, clearly no one lives there.

That's an artifact. I know, Zach, show the one that I linked. What is that? That looks. Well, see, all right. Hang on a minute. That's like a monastery. There's a huge Tibetan like statue carved in. This is clearly some place of like reverence or worship or something. It's not like an apartment building.

There you go. See, there's a cave. They live in it. That could be a mine. Look, all I'm saying is, if there are as many people in China living as caves as the populations of every major American city, basically, then there should be photos of them. What are they in New York? 10 million in the major city and another five. That's a cave with a Chinese person. I love Chinese people.

Okay, Taylor, first of all, there are no Chinese in caves. Other fact, there are 30 million in mines. And they call it a mine. Yeah, he's hitting me with technicalities. I proved it. These people fight living caves. They're dwarves, man. This looks like a motel slay up outside of a mountain. Did they dig too deep? Did they get too greedy?

They did. They dug too greedily and too deep. And they unearthed, you know, demons. I heard there are no Chinese women. Some say there are no Chinese women. Some say there are no Chinese women. They spring out of caves in the wall. I mean, like that's a mine to me, because this is a man made. OK, well, this is way better than the previous one.

You saw the pictures previously. Those were normal as caves that Chinese people were living in. I've yet to see a Chinese caveman in all of the photos that have been presented to me. I've seen some people standing outside of like a mountain. It's like, like that would be like, if they were like, you know, Americans live in presidential heads and they showed like pictures of Mount Rushmore with like Americans outside. It's like, yeah, they live in there. They live in Washington's head. That's where Americans live. They live in their president's skulls.

Like, no, I don't believe you. What am I looking at? Barbara Dominic, That doesn't look- In the LA Times, like many peasants from the outskirts of Vietnam, China, What is that? Ren Shuwa was born in a cave and lived there

until he got a job in the city and moved into a concrete block house. A lot of these people are living in caves brother. All right now I do want to admit and this can you go back to one photo. Why wouldn't you want to believe this? It makes Nuss look better. It makes because I don't want to believe something that clearly sounds so absurd that they're Chinese cavemen. Yeah like it's certainly a tunnel. All right look at this. This looks like some this looks wild to me. I can't tell a hundred percent if this is a real picture,

but if it's real, then like, this is a weird version of cave dwelling because those who are audio only, the picture seems to suggest that there is an enormous cave the size that you can establish a small town in, and that's what there is. There's a small town in there. Here's what I think I think is on my that's I think that's a mine. I think that's a mine. And and

those are like miners facilities that are there so that they can like live there and do mining. I just can't believe that that's where people would live. Well, they do 30 million of them. Facts and details.com. There's 100 right there. What more proof do you need? I think those are miners or something. There's no way that you're like raising a family in a cave in the 21st century. Yeah. You're telling me the blogger. I hate Chinese people.

Of the far East. So they've got their propaganda videos and we can, we can go, you know, tit for tat on that one. Yes. A sad, tight caveman of the Far East. So they've got their propaganda videos and we can go tit for tat on that one. That's where they make the iPhone. I just can't believe they live in caves there. Those are probably the ones who do live in caves. They're not making any iPhone money. They're working their little fucking fingers to the bone, putting lithium in however you

make phones, and then they're going back to the cave. I also saw that video where the black guy, like he used the palm scanner to make purchases at the store. And he was like, hey, how does the palm scanner work? And they're like, takes 10 seconds to sign up. Now you have a perfect biometric, like purchasing device that is your palm. Like he went through the process so fast that it was like,

are we sure this is secure? And then he just went, bleep, and like bought his soda or whatever, and that was it with just showing a scanner his palm. So it's kind of neat, but like, I don't have a problem taking out a credit card and just paying. Like it doesn't solve a problem that I am presented with.

When do we get the Mark of the Beast? I don't want to carry around credit cards. I just want to pay with what, a mark on my wrist or something? Help me with the Mark of the Beast? I don't want to carry around credit cards. I just want to pay with what a mark on my wrist or something. Help me with the Mark of the Beast lore. Anyone know? Yeah, you'll have to wear the Mark of the Beast to make purchases essentially. Yeah, you'll be tracked and all that. I don't know all the lore surrounding it, but it does seem like He'll come from the East. If you're into that sort of thing, is there anything more Mark of the Beastie than like a chip in your hand? That is what it would seem like it would be. Now, I am sure of that, that I think in the scripture it says the Antichrist

comes from the East to conquer the West. I'm almost positive about that. And but yeah, I would like some biometric shit every now. I saw where some trashy chick took her like a debit card and they removed the chip You know, they left they've only got the chip and then she acrylic to in her fingernail. I saw that that's now her nail is like a scan thing and it's like I Kind of like the utilitarianness of that like like I would like something like that I think if you could I would do an implant or something

You know Just put my fucking credit card in there and I could just put my finger against your scanner and buy my gas or whatever. I'd have to. It would have to give me a better benefit to get implanted. Oh, there'd be a savings program. Taylor, you have a belly button flashlight and if you leave it on, it burns your body fat. That's its power source. Oh, it runs off body fat.

Mm hmm. Now, now, now, now you're cooking the gas. Oh, that's it. I'd be a spotlight all the time. That's like you're like a Steve Jobs level inventor where you're like a billionaire who's like, guys, a flashlight that burns fat. Get on it. Figure it out. Do it. I get credit for it. Yeah. So I could tuck a T-shirt into jeans with no belt and pontificate on it. San Francisco. Yeah.

Big time RIP to Steve Jobs. I thought that papaya diet was gonna cure his cancer and it did not. Nope. Who knew? He needed the liver king around. The doctors knew. Doctors, experts in the field knew.

Also didn't, in fairness to him, didn't he have one of the cancers where it's like, no, you're not making it? The opposite, he had one of the cancers where it's like, no, you're not the opposite. He had easy to fix ones. Interesting. I thought he was like, maybe not pancreatic, but something almost as bad as pancreatic. I think he treated something that could have been fixed with like radiation or something with radiation and chemo, but he thinks different.

He does. He just loved mangos. And so he workshopped that into his life. What if he was a little suicidal? What if he was like, you know what? It's been a great ride. I could stop here. Could be. That's not that's one. That's a heck of a what most people just choose suicide by cop. You know, like get it over with. That's the one he choose. I would. That's how you would do it? Well, I'm just saying, like if you're Steve Jobs and you're, I'm saying that's better than slow cancer death.

Like he picked one of the worst deaths. Drowning, at least it's over today. Jesus. He picked one that lasted for months. He probably shit himself. By the end, he's shitting himself, doesn't know who he is and he's torturing his family. Like get out of here with that.

Like I think he was just a poop. When you think about it, he suffered like way more than Jesus ever did. Well, let's not go that far. Well, I don't know. Let's not. What, Jesus had a bad weekend. Steve Jobs would trade.

Have you seen the Passion of the Christ? I didn't think so. Have you seen it? Have you seen Mel Gibson's film? I have. I've seen still shots seen it? Have you seen Mel Gibson's film? I've seen still shots of it. He's making a sequel. Oh yeah? Mel Gibson is. Yeah, it's the revenge of Christ. This time he's taking on Pontius and he's taking no prisoners. This time it's personal. Yeah, that would be good. Did you listen to the Mel Gibson JRE episode at all? Yes. Yeah.

He points in a weird way. I have three friends who had cancer and I have three friends who are fine. Now they all took, you know what they took? The thing that they say that they took. You're a fucking weird storyteller. Dude, his case is so interesting. Is the long term. Ivermectin and the other one, hydroxychloroquine,

those things are cancer. There's a YouTube channel, whenever I want to catch Trump live, there's this propaganda YouTube channel that's like playing him, they always play him live. And then they also do their own live show with a bunch of American flags and their heads in it. And they are ho ivermectin pills and it's like oh my god who is look i thought when they tried to like take ivermectin off the market and like keep it away from people that was kind of

weird because it's but the idea of selling the pills like it's like the good stuff on your on your show is is weird. And there's not a lot of money to be made from it. Like, apparently it's very, very cheap. The Trump thing is expensive. The Trump stuff. Like, I mean, oh, maybe it is now on this. It was 50 bucks.

I am people in who keep fish. We had worms attacking our coral, so we dip them in ivermectin. It's a thing people do. Ivermectin is a dewormer. It's perfect for the task. And I got it at tractor supply and it was $50 for like a little bit. So I thought it was super cheap, but I, for medicine, I guess it's cheap, but I'm almost positive. We used to use that stuff too. We would do this thing with the cattle

where you get them to walk under this big long thing that's soaked in ivermectin and it rolls on their backs to treat them, to like keep worms and maybe flies off of them. Like a car wash almost I'm picturing, like a big sort of brush. It's not kind of, but it's, it's more like if you had a, a big sausage of cloth stuffed with cotton,

and then that is soaked in the medicine so that it's like as it rolls over their back, it's applying some of it. Um, like that, I'm pretty sure that's the stuff that we would put on our cows for dewormer, which makes sense. Yeah. It is a powerful antiparasitic. So that's what you would use it for. Rogan took it when he had the COVID. He took ivermectin. Japan used it during COVID. He threw the kitchen sink at it. He took ivermectin. I don't know what else he took. Some things that would be proven effectitious and some stuff that it wasn't.

It was some blood thing, didn't he? Or like, no, no, I remember monoclonal antibodies. I don't know what that means, but I remember that term. That was something Rogan was on. Cause I remember that news story when it came out where like Rogan was doing his thing, saying like, Hey, I took this cause a doctor recommended it to me and it worked great. So just PSA on this. And then CNN like made him look like a a drogger from Skyrim. They had him so gray. He looked so ill and normal. Remember how fast Trump got over COVID? It wasn't even a story. I think it was around July 4th when it happened because maybe when he was watching the fireworks show, they could see him breathing heavily or something.

And they were like giving him shit about that. And it's, but, but it seemed like he had COVID and he was good again in five days or something, like a long weekend and he was fine. He missed one of the debates for that. I don't remember that. Yeah. If anybody's going to get fucked up by it, it's a fat, 70 something year old fat guy. Yeah, that's 79.

Although, does that sound right? Yeah, at the time though, you know, right. It would have been like something six or five years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Every day I wake up and he's the president and it's like, Oh my God, let's see what he did to him. He really is.

Yeah. Like it's hard for me to believe. I mean, I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a fan of him. Yeah. Every day I wake up and he's the president. It's like, oh my God, let's see what he did.

He really is. Yeah. Like, it's hard for me to believe and I like mostly like him. So I can't imagine what it feels like to the people who are on the complete opposite polar end

of of certain things. Like, it must be a terror. For me, it's not terror. I just feel powerless. And I'm simultaneously a news junkie and also a little disinterested. Like I remember we talked about politics to call it four years ago. And Kyle's like, I don't care.

I don't want to talk about it. And like sometimes I get aspects of that now to like, what can I do? What can I do? Yeah, there's nothing any of us can do. That's why it's like best to sort of just be a spectator. Congress approved weapons to Ukraine. Something I'm in favor of Taylor's not. I get it. I get it. Yeah. And, uh, Trump is like,

I don't really care about the law. We're not sending it. They can suck a dick. I'm paraphrasing, but like it was approved. It was signed. It was already in Poland. I didn't know that part. Yeah. Okay. Not the Israelis get it. Is that true?

Yes. That's why I didn't hear that stockpile is low because we've sent so much to Israel. There's no limit to how much we will simp for Israel. Yeah. Yes. True. I saw who's the wheelchair guy from tech, Greg Abbott. I saw him smooching that wall today. You're smooching up.

He was, tongue kissing that wall. He had, he had. That's so embarrassing. Why do they all have to do that? He had spread two round stones and got in his tongue between them. Like he was, I swear to God, he was neck deep in that fucking wall. Some guy in a way too hot outfit for the Middle East rolled him up there.

Just like, kiss the wall. No one's got to fuck that wall and just show how much the mother is real. Yeah, that's all those presidents going over there. It's like, what, why? Why do they have to do this on the wall? Taylor, if you were there, you wouldn't kiss the wall? No, why would I kiss the wall? So you could be blessed and get the magic of the wall all over you. And what sort of magic, what sort of buffs? I'm pretty sure that you'll be blessed with many fishes and loaves in your life going forward. Leprosy, immunity, that's a big plus.

Immunity plus 50% disease resistance? Is that what you're telling me? Yes, only leprosy, only leprosy. Oh, well that sucks, that's not a very good one. I'm not gonna get leprosy. Only biblical diseases, no modern stuff. It can't fight off polio or the cold or anything. I wouldn't do that then. That's not worth the juice is not worth the squeeze there.

First, I need to buy a flight to Israel because I don't, although if I were Jewish, I definitely like I would have taken that vacation there for sure. Yeah. Getting a vacation to a different country. I've even got a, like my name is often a Jewish name, you know, it's like I wish I could blend but I've done the DNA test. I'm not, I'm not, I wish, I wish I was a secret Jew and I and they knew I was I was one of them and we were like we're all good on I wish I I get some of that I joined the IDF. I joined the IDF. They they I could do some cool stuff, you know, but they won't take me. I'm a gentile. They could do some cool stuff, you know, but they won't take me. I'm a gentle. You do some really cool stuff. You could do FPS

Israel videos where you're like, Oh, we are going to blow the head off that hungry child. He's coming right at us. Marvel get him. I mean, I feel like. YouTuber murders 15 Palestinians and they're like the area. He had that fucking fridge full of Tannerite. Human shields around the refrigerator, the refrigerator is full of delicious food and Tannerite. Aloma friends. I Children crawling towards it. As you can see, a field of death has come. Well we understand he didn't mean to kill those kids, but can you explain the trails

of M&Ms leading to the fridge? And you want to quote it just like Western papers. He's like, oh, what we've got here is, oh, look at this six-year-old man. This six-year-old man here was trying to get to the food in the refrigerator. And here's a seven-year-old man. There's an eight-year-old man. That's what the news was saying. Seven-year-old combatant.

When a six-year-old girl got blown up, they were like, oh, yeah, a six-year-old woman was killed. And that's what they were doing. Because saying that children had been killed by Israelis. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. What do they call them? Military age men.

It's wild. I feel like they would utilize me more the way they do those European models that they hire to pretend their IDF. That's the case, by the way. I'm sure you've seen that the IDF is full of hot, beautiful, blonde haired, blue eyed women. In fact, they just import European models and dress them up in camouflage for tick tock.

Um, just some Polish girl being like, what do you want me to pretend to do? It's like, okay, yeah, just lay here with your ass splayed and pretend to snipe. If it weren't for my government telling me who the good guy and the bad guy was, I'd be confused. I'd be so confused. Thank goodness. Yeah. They do all that thinking for me. government telling me who the good guy and the bad guy was, I'd be confused. I'd be so confused. Thank goodness. Yeah, they do all that thinking for me.

You got to make sure we're on the right side of history. The hashtag history. Oh, it's rough. Yeah, I don't watch that anymore. And I'm on your team, Woody, with the Ukraine aid. It's like I think those are dollars well spent. And it's it's a bad look when we don't fulfill our commitments.

And that goes as much for that as that Iran deal that Trump tore up in his first term. It seemed like we had an agreement with Iran that was working, but you'll never get the truth about any of that anyway. I don't know if any of those numbers are real. They've got about 400 kilograms of uranium is floating around somewhere. They don't know where.

And they asked Trump about it. He's like, decimated, it was decimated. And it's like, no sir, specifically the 400 kilograms of enriched uranium that were moved out three days prior. Where do you think that is right now? Decimation, you're fake news, no one listens to you anymore. You're owned by, like call out the guy who owns the news corporation, piece of shit guy,

piece of shit guy. It's like, you're not gonna answer the question. Okay, I'll just live in fear now. I'll just live in fear that that 400 kilos is in a shipping container or 50 shipping containers split into parcels. And it's going to be in every major city strapped to a Tannerite bomb next month. Yeah, I'll just fear that. Continue. Well, you shouldn't fear that.

Yes, you should. You think Iran is going to nuke us? I think that the situation, what I just described would be Iran giving their, uh, giving that material to like one of their, the terrorist organizations that they continuously prop up to like a true believer type group who would be happy to go on some sort of live on an oxygen tank in a shipping container for three months so that they can get to the US with 20 pounds of uranium. Dude, Iran is not going to.

Nitrate. 9-11 changed my mind on stuff like that. Like I would have never believed that Al Qaeda would like come to America and take down the Twin Towers until they did. Yeah. Interesting event that 9-11. I forgot about it. I was on the conspiracy subreddit today.

I was reading through some of those fun conspiracies supposed to be a biological attack tomorrow. So be on the lookout for that July 4th in the U.S. But aside from that, they were talking about the new theory is that the immigration flights that are trackable online, according to some people, they go out into the ocean, and then they just turn around and come back. Right? Now, Woody, wow. So, Woody, what would you imagine is happening if a plane full of people goes out of the ocean? But then it just comes back all empty and whatnot Maybe they're good swimmers. Maybe they love that I would love that I've always wanted

Making dreams come true Kyle you ever think of that? Yeah, what do you would excel? You'd be looking at all those drowning Venezuelans, and you'd be like you guys are fucking you got to Want it pussies Some poor swimmer would grab you and you'd have to kick I've seen that on I saw that on the conspiracy subreddit But I also saw it on like some liberal tick-tock accounts with like some girls Talking for four minutes like they are taking them out of the ocean and dumping them. They are murdering them. I don't think so.

I really don't. The reason I say so is- I don't know, the conspiracy subreddit and the girl on TikTok? It's starting to add up. Do some Googling. I bet you'll find a ground swell. Let me check what factsanddetails.com.

Okay, they've got the answer. Ask them why we've got to smooch that wall while you're at it, because I genuinely don't know what's magical about that wall. That's not, is that a bit cool? I want to know what the buff is. Like plus one vigor.

I told you protection from that. Extra power and consecutive attacks. Like someone tell me. 50% off bagels. Ooh, I got the 0% loan buff. That'd be good. There is one thing in the big, beautiful bill I like. Well, there's a couple of things,

but interest free car loans. If you buy an American car, I like that. How's that possible? I don't understand what's hard about. Yeah, you get zero interest. No, maybe the interest is deductible. I think I said it wrong.

I'm sorry. Ah, okay. That's it. Like a mortgage almost. Yeah, yeah. I didn't, thank you. The interest for an American car is tax deductible now. That's, that's something.

Yeah, that's something. And I wonder if it's, I wonder if you can combine that with the EV credit. Then the EV credits get removed from with the bill. I don't know. I don't know. But if you could get 75, eight grand off and then have tax deductible interest, you can get pretty damn good deal on a, like a Ford lightning. Maybe the move. I wouldn't fuck with a Tesla.

I still can't imagine that company ever rebounding unless they split with Musk. He's just persona non grata, nationwide, global wide. Everybody hates that guy. There's no little group of core fans who are like, Elon's so cool. No one says that. You never see anyone with his back. It didn't occur to me that Republicans

probably don't like him now too. Yeah, he's like, he's still slinging mud with Trump. He's still slinging and he's doing stuff like, he's like, oh, this is unsustainable and this and that about spending. And I'm gonna start my own political party called the America party. And it's like, what are you talking about?

Like you became a Republican six months ago, and now you're trying to like, and he's like on record saying stuff like, I don't see why people even need guns. Like that tier of thing just a few years ago, like he's not right wing at all. He just saw an opportunistic, you know, time to jump in. And so he's alienating tons and tons of people. But I swear, he is getting blown 24 seven by millions of Indians on Twitter. And so he'll say like one of his unpopular takes amongst Americans and then he'll get a jillion responses of like that is so true. You are a genius.

Please bring me to put me in Ohio. Or like just like that kind of shit. And like, so he is just getting a, I would believe a very warped perspective on, on what Americans actually believe. Cause he's clearly on Twitter all day. Like just sitting there reading. He, unlike Trump does seem like a billionaire who is going through his own replies, like checking things. And you can tell that with like, you remember how much guff he got when he and Vivek were being like, Americans are lazy. And some of you do need to be replaced by Indians

who will work for slave, like immediately, just like all right-wing people were like, fuck you. Like you're only, hey, moron. We don't think you're funny. You're sometimes useful in a utilitarian way. When you are no longer that, we will move past you. Like stop it. Knew which politician it was.

Someone's in Trump's cabinet, the high ranking dude. And he's like, Elon Musk tells these jokes and he expects everyone to laugh like he's funny, but he's the most unfunny person I've ever been in a room with. And I was like, yeah, I can imagine that. He was laying, laying eggs. Oh yeah.

Like you seem like, do you remember when he was with Trump on the, you know, kind of the election run up on stage and you could see Trump who like Trump knows optics, like he knows that. And you could see Trump like trying to hide his annoyance at Elon acting like a retard, like jumping up and being like, I'm going to show my midriff and make

an X with my body on the stage right now. And it's like Trump's sitting there like kind of like looking down, like, oh my God, this guy is so fucking infectious sometimes. He's like fucking turd Ferguson from jeopardy. I got a big hat. See my hat? You notice it? It's funny. No it's not. I remember when they clearly they were in Wisconsin or somewhere up there that way and he had that cheese head hat on. Just no, he's not funny because he doesn't understand humor because his brain doesn't work like ours. And I don't mean like the three of us. I mean the rest of humanity. He's clearly a bug-brained person. He's very

ass-burgery. Yeah, very ass-burgery. He's on another level. And I mean, look, it makes him great at a number of things, obviously, but I'm glad he's getting out of fucking politics. I wish he'd go make his fucking spaceships because NASA's budgets cut so badly. They can't do anything. I think they cut the funding for LIGO. That's they've got this thing that the text gravitation, gravitational anomalies across the fucking galaxy. It I think it's in the South. They're defunding everything.

Oh, all of the stuff they've been to show some results. They gave it to Space Force. They've given the money to Space Force. the stuff. They better show some results. Earn it back. They gave it to Space Force. They're giving the money to Space Force. You know what I don't like? They're selling all that, well not all. Who knows how much will get sold, but the BLM land? I love BLM land.

Oh, they went back. I think they removed that from the bill. Oh, I hope you're right. Maybe I'm out of date then. But maybe I am too. I thought that they waffled on that and it lost, it got pulled out in the Senate. I heard the same thing.

Because it was like an across the aisle thing of like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, don't sell this to billionaire investors and foreigners. It seemed like this was America's property, right? Something that we all kind of collectively owned. And every once in a while, I even go out West and enjoy it on a motorcycle or something. It's blast.

And it will permanently get undone. There'll be fences and private property signs and it'll just, it's never going to get repurchased by America. It only gets worse. It doesn't get better in this regard. Yeah. Yeah. That BLM land, it's, we all own that. And if you've, if you're listening to this, you've never taken advantage of it and you like to hike or off road or camp.

Man, the West is. There's there's countries worth of just free land out there to go out and recreate on. It's it's a wonderful thing. I don't know if that's true in other places, places of the world. I just know that there's the BLM land is probably larger than the country of France. There's land out there Untouched by humans seemingly I've been there and it looks like Mars you know, I it looks more like the surface of Mars than the surface of Earth and

I'm like it's amazing that this exists and I hope they don't sell it to the highest bidder. I agree 100% It's it's so in its short-term gains. It's The economy is not doing great, but it's not doing bad either I wish they would refill the strategic oil reserve, but they'll never do that So because some president will have to eat that it'll it'll fuck up the gas prices But when is that thing ever gonna get filled? They should be doing it gradually. I thought they I Thought they did it all the time. You say they're not no they asked, um, Uh the press secretary pretty blonde girl the other day when he's like, all right gas prices are

All you do is lie about how low gas prices are so since they're so low Um, are we gonna refill the strategic oil reserve? I'm just like I don't know Like mealy mouth they're like you'll have to ask the president or whatever bullshit. I do enjoy her. I don't dislike her. I like how mean she is. I hate how much you lies.

Oh, they all do, I guess, though, right? No, it's not the same. Like, she told me tariffs were a tax cut. Mmm. Fuck off, you lion whore. Yeah, yeah. If you say tariffs are a tax cut and you don't like continue that and explain that.

The tariffs are paid by us, but the goal is that eventually like like we'll get a tax cut because of more business or more exports or hiring. If you broke it down and explained it maybe, but no. Yeah, it's a tax cut. There's no way that a sales tax is a tax cut. It's true. It's just... I was of the opinion early on that we would never actually get to the point of doing the tariffs, that we would be threatening the tariffs and that alone would allow the deals to be struck. I also never thought that that Garcia guy would be brought back to the US. I was wrong about that. I was emphatic.

He will never come back. I think I was quoting her because that's how I remember her. How she said it. Yeah, she's never come back. Like it was like she's a villain in a Spider-Man movie or something. And then they put all those charges against him. And I was like, whoa, like is he is, I've never had whatever, 150 felonies on me. And sorry, Kyle, didn't think that through.

And I might be exaggerating with him as well, but I was like, dude, if even one 10th of this is true, then wow. And my understanding is like almost all of it's getting exaggerating with him as well, but I was like dude if even one-tenth of this is true then wow and My understanding is like almost all of its getting dropped. It's totally just made up. There's no evidence for any of it double hearsay by the way and Like they just they don't have any proof. This is a bad guy He says he was psychologically tortured in in his in prison down there in El Salvador. The end result is he's going right back.

The end result is they'll try him for all these crimes or he'll go to all these court hearings and they'll say that he's done nothing wrong. And then immigration will just lock him up and send him probably to Alligator Alcatraz. They asked Trump, will Abreu Garcia be the first inmate here at Alligator Alcatraz? And he didn't answer that one. That looks like a temporary holding facility to me. It has to be.

Like it doesn't look robust enough to be long term, like years and years. Oh, of course. They have to build it up. It's a processing facility. Yeah, for sure. There are 56,000 people in current ICE custody being held right now. 56,000. So this is just another facility. They're being held in jails and prisons

and federal facilities across the country. Was it just the most convenient to put them around alligators? Or do you think that was a stylistic choice? The way that- I think it will be is the point, but also it's near an airport, which does make it like logistically Florida. He's got the Santas and I'm, I bet it was as simple as them just shit talking on fucking Twitter or whatever. DMS and to Santa's be like, you can lock them

up here. We'll call it alligator Alcatraz. And it was like, Oh, Trump loves that. He loves alliteration. And then she's just like, a big, beautiful bill. A big, beautiful, that's true. Yeah. Ascendants, alliteration. He can't get enough. Yeah. And it just, it just rolled from there because you may remember he was briefly talking about bringing the OG Alcatraz back into the fold and storing immigrants there. But I'm sure he eventually got a cost benefit analysis. And it's like, holy shit, there's a reason they closed this place down. This is expensive to maintain an island fortress. That was also probably a cool idea when they initially built Alcatraz, where just one guy

was like, bro, we could build a prison there. And all the funders and government people were like, this doesn't make any sense. And he's like, picture it. And they're like, you're right, it's pretty sick. Like a prison island, that's cool. Well, let's pretend like that render of Alligator Alcatraz was real and compare that. Zach, can you find a picture of the real Alcatraz?

Maybe one that displays the San Francisco Bay area, the bridge a little bit in the distance or something to give us a scope of the dangers of the area. Real Alcatraz is a lot cooler. Let's be real. I'm more concerned with the escape ability. Which would you prefer to try to escape? Now let's go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt. You've made it outside the walls. Am I pretending Alligator Alcatraz has a moat full of alligators?

Not a moat, but like there are just so many alligators. You're definitely gonna be coming across them. Because the picture had it, the render I'll say. Yeah, let's ignore the swarm of alligators and just assume the standard amount of alligators The couple living in your pool, how's that? Could you find out per capita how many alligators per acre and that part? What is what's the distance there from shore to shore if you were swimming? Do you know? It will be a straight shot because the current, that's the thing.

Alcatraz swim distance. Cause I know people did escape. 1.5 miles. However, and it's exactly what I said. It's approximately 1.5 and a straight shot. However, due to the currents and the tidal drift, the actual distance covered by swimmers ranges from 1.7 to 1.9.

And you probably know this. It's probably common knowledge, but if you don't make the swim, if you get exhausted and you just tread water, you will be sucked out into the ocean. That's where that water is going. Tanner Iskra You got to keep moving. And I, what do you would know this? Like, could, like someone at your level of swim expertise, you could swim the equivalent of 1.9 miles, no problem, or that would be like a strenuous thing? I could do that. Yeah, a good swim time for the mile is like 16 minutes.

I bet I'd do 20 now and I could swim for 40 minutes. Okay. So then this isn't at all an impossibility and no alligators. And I would imagine there are a lot of sharks. The water is gonna be in the winter, it's gonna be 50 degrees and in the summer it's gonna be 62.

62 is almost perfect and 50 is cold. It's really cold. Like it's pretty cold. Yeah, 50 is very, very cold. I would always jump in the pool too early in the season and I'll acclimate Acclimate it's coming. I know any second now. Yeah when we opened the beaches it was probably in the low 60s in the springtime I'll be honest. I could never survive the Alcatraz swim the guys who supposedly did they made these inflatable rafts out of inner tubes or

Some whatnot that would help me a lot. But even if I'm just kicking and I've got a boogie board, actually a boogie board, I get there. Give me a boogie board. I think I, I, I, especially with some flippers, a boogie board, boogie board and flippers. Like, like it's a, it's a, that's a fun day. Especially if I've been training for this, I've been doing my squats to myself. Yeah. You're in prison shape, dude. You got a boogie board. You got my leg extensions with like bags of laundry or whatever. Why did you say allegedly escaped? I thought there were like confirmed people. I don't know if they made it or not. They were never found.

Oh, oh, so it's basically a thing where it's like they, like they can't say for sure, but they wouldn't have found them anyway if they successfully escaped. And so they, well, it was a time it was, there's a Clint Eastwood movie about this. It's real good. And they made fake heads, like to put in their, in their, stuff like that. Yeah. And so, and they made some sort of like haphazard flotation devices that would have helped. And, but, but it was nighttime and that water would have been cold. And they got sucked out to see they had never been found Zack says out of the 36 inmates 23 were recaptured six were shot and killed during their escapes and to drowned

Five inmates are listed as missing and presumed drowned So I think maybe what I'm talking about is one of the five I thought it was like a two or three guys that supposedly made it. It's a it's kind of a five. I thought it was like a two or three guys that supposedly made it. It's a, it's kind of a, I guess, conspiracy theory or just an old story or whatever, whether they make it, made it or not. But I don't, I would rather, I'd rather do the alligator Alcatraz thing. And I think, I think. Tanner Iskra And all those waiters around? Chris I just feel like if I'm stomping around, maybe they'll leave me alone. Tanner Iskra I don't know if I'm stomping around, maybe they'll leave me alone.

I don't know if gators are one of those animals. I don't think, I think, I think gators know the score in the water. They're like, ah, this fucking idiot is in my domain. I'm going to bite him. And then I'm not, I'm going to give them the worst death imaginable as like, as I twist him apart in a fucking quagmire of disgusting swamp. So that's how I always thought of Gators. But then Steve Irwin seemed to have a way to talk to him. He's crocodiles.

But both, no, am I wrong? He was I mean, come on, he didn't just he didn't he was talking to everything. Yeah, that's true. That's true. But I think he also was like showing up prepared, you know, to do business with an alligator. Whereas I'm skulking outside the camp and trying to just sprint off into the wilderness when my slippers on. I think he, oh, they will have slippers. They will have special gear.

It's that he had special knowledge of reading body language, understanding when he could approach when he couldn't, how angry they were. And, and probably their move set. If I've learned anything from all these Souls games, you gotta learn the balls to the full extent. 100%. And he probably knew like, just I bet if you stand behind him, you're kind of safe. Like, you know, they, or maybe there's a distance

where you know when you get safe. What is it, 30 feet, 20 feet? Or maybe he could, maybe he was only fucking with them when they were docile, you know, they hadn't warmed up in the sun yet. Who knows what he was doing for right? Although I definitely have seen him jump on like and wrestle the fucking things down before that guy was a mad man Rest in peace. What a what a kind my good soul hero Yeah, you never hear anything bad about him in every video you see. And he's like, he's like, Oh, I will never save a dollar of my money. Every penny goes to the wall of life.

Like he, he's one of those guys, uh, just seemed like a genuinely kind guy. He was taken too soon. Yeah, way too soon. I've seen those exact same interviews where they'll ask him like, like, you've kind of created a media empire. Like you're, you're popular in the Americas and in Europe and all over the place. And he's like, well, the most important thing here is I'm drawing attention to the necessity of saving our wildlife. Because

what is life? What is the world without these things? I go outside and it's beautiful. It's gorgeous. I love every second of it. And so if I can spread even one eye out of what I feel out in the wilderness with others, and then I've achieved my goal. And it's like, if someone came out and was like, if someone me too, Steve Erwin, I might get in the street marching. I might, I might be like you son of a, that's like, that's like insulting Mr. Rogers. You know, that turtle he had, I think he had a Galapagos

tortoise or something like that and it was Darwin's. He had a tortoise that Darwin had taken from an island and made his... and I think it still lives there at Steve Irwin's place and his kid is following in his footsteps. I don't know if you've seen his son but he looks very much like Steve Irwin. The daughter Bindi is, last time I saw her, she was a little too thick. But. I will not, I will not abide Irwin.

It's like you ever, you ever freeze a Snickers. You know, you got to eat a frozen Snickers and you're like, Ooh, that needs to thaw out a little. That's how thick she was. Just a little too much to chew on. It's a little too much. No, I'm no, I I I defend. Bendy. I'm a warrior for the Irwins, whether it's the son or daughter. Can you give me some Bendy thirst picks? Can you? No, do not disrespect Steve's memory like this.

This has nothing to do with Steve's memory. I just want to see. See, there you go. Look at that. A lovely family. Great family. Man, that kid looks a lot like him. He does. That's the mom on the right or yes, she held up well, but yeah, she was all, she was great. She was in those videos and you could tell like, she was like, I don't know what's happening, but I love you, honey. Like she was, oh yeah. That's why she was great.

Like she was a ride or die bitch. She was like, what are we doing today, sweetheart? Oh, you're tackling crocodiles? I'm gonna be there. I'm by your side, babe. Get the tail, get the tail. Get the tail, you cunt. Show the picture I found. It's from May.

It's a big shout out to Bindi and Steve Jr. I did. I did. His name's probably not Steve Jr. Man. Yeah, that was... Oh yeah, very pretty. That sucked because that was like, he carried Animal Planet when I was a kid. Like, middle school age, he was the only thing on Animal Planet worth watching.

I liked all that stuff. I was kind of obsessed with like Wild Kingdom and Animal Planet in general, everything on the Discovery Channel. There was a show called Wild Kingdom. I can remember how it starts with like a lion roaring and then like fast drum music. Yeah, yeah. Doop, doop, doop. Quick cuts of like Serengeti and the bottom of the ocean. And I'm sitting there like, whoo, we gonna learn tonight. Yeah. Like, I love that.

My grandma, every Christmas, I would get like a box set of VHSs of like the entire last season of Wild Kingdom. I'd fuck them one after the other, watch them things. things like dude Wild Kingdom ruled. Yeah, I have a windy update for Kyle My advice and this is one the biggest fat hater, you know Hold your fire she just some sort of stomach surgery. We don't know how much of that life Oh, no, it's really a reproductive system, like endometriosis correction or something like that. So you don't know what swelling problems like.

And I mean, it happens to me. I said she'll be all scarred up, I don't want her now. I wouldn't have said something like that. She's a beautiful woman inside and out. That's dark, Woody. A beautiful family. Carrying the torch. Carrying the torch for Steve and his legacy. Man it's a shame that like a different celebrity couldn't have died by stingray accident. I'd trade

Shaq. I'd trade Shaq. Oh dude I've got nothing. You can't give any old look you have to if I you have to come up with an equivalent celebrity. It can't be someone you dislike. Ooh, that's good. I would trade Will Smith for Steve Irwin for sure. Well, hang on. What year did Steve Irwin die? Let me see that.

I would have traded Brad Pitt for Steve Irwin. Whoa, okay, get out of here with that. Get out of here with that. No, no, we're keeping Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, because we lose him from 2006 onward, we lose all those great films, no, no, no. Look, Brad Pitt's a great actor. I enjoy him tremendously.

There has to be a better one to give up. He abandoned his kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, all right, you're winning me over. Yeah.

He knows how to look out for number one. That's my kind of guy. How about Clooney? Would you trade Clooney for Irwin? Fuck yeah, dude. I genuinely find Clooney's one of those actors. He's so much of a movie star that I can never see his characters. I see George Clooney and I'm like, why is he robbing a casino?

He's rich as fuck. Get out of there, dude. Well, I mean, Brad Pitt was in that movie too and all he did was eat. Yeah, he eats a lot of movies. Someone else could have eaten on screen and we could still have Wild Kingdom. He's famous for his on film eating.

He's very good at it. He's one of the best eaters. Wow. Who's the crazy guy from News Radio? It's like Boy Tom. I think he's an alcoholic. Andy Dick. Yeah.

I'd give him up, but I feel like I'm, you know, not paying enough for Steve. I think Andy Dick is too much lower on the scale of, at least to me, importance than Erwin. Or Screech. Like, no, you can't do bad. Screech is dead. RIP to Screech.

Yeah, he did a porno. He had a big dick. Did he? What? Yeah. Screech. Screech hanged on. Go. Screech. Is that what killed him? Yeah. He's right. He got hard and his heart stopped. Cranial blood loss. It's awful. I'm trying to think of a celebrity I wouldn't trade for Erwin, like a modern celebrity. Oh, there's a lot that I wouldn't trade. I think Shaq's a good one because I enjoy Shaq. I think he's funny. I think he's big.

If we're going by like pounds of celebrity, then I'm in the plus column. Right. We could get Andy Digpack. Whoever the dead one is. Screech. Screech. I think he keeps Screech. Nah, I think he keeps Screech.

I don't want him back. I think the one Shach. Now I keep screech. I don't I don't want to. I think I think get me to a little to and I'll be Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse. I don't enjoy her very much. Let's get the Joker back. What's his name? She's like your Phoenix Ledger.

Oh, he's much better. That's walking. You're thinking of walking his brother River. River Phoenix was another actor? Is that right? Yeah, he died of heroin overdose, I believe. I think so. He did it before it was cool.

Way before it was cool, yeah. It's a trendsetter. Yeah, I don't know. I would like to have Erwin back over. If I were a big NBA fan, I would probably not trade Shaq for Erwin, but I don't know. The only thing I know about Shaq is that he's funny and likable. And that he will net. There's never been

a brand deal that he'll turn down. And I respect that. That's not true. That's not true. He only does products that he uses and he likes. And he's a gold bond man. Yes, he's a gold bond man. He's a he's icy hot guy. He's a general, 1-800-general-now. He's using gold bond man. He's a he's icy hot guy. He's a General what are you holding general now? He's using the fucking general. There's no way shack is using the general He said it's good affordable car insurance for people who need who need the bare minimum and that's what they advertise I had so many sneakers in terms of buying things. I feel like you've given up the wrong guy But you know not for our community. He's like, I got the biggest Walmart purchase of all time. I spent $185,000 at Walmart buying toys

for underprivileged kids. When the white kids are, he didn't buy one white kid a toy. Boo! I don't, should we know that that's true? No, I made that up. Yeah. Just that fun spreading spreading misinformation. Yeah, yeah. You know, nothing you do about it. It's so fun. Is the purchasing at Walmart part true? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because he had that partnership with Walmart for his shoes. I know that. Yeah. He also, um,

some lady came to him and complained. He's like, your shoes are too expensive. These poor ass kids. My kid can't get your whatever she said. Shaming him like my poor ass kid can't afford your goddamn shoes. My fucking loser kid. Those Lebron, those Lebron's are $185. I can't keep a job. They yearn for the mines. Yeah, he made those Walmart shoes and I think they're like 35 a pair or some. For Shacks. You think I'm silly if I bought Shacks and

Walmart? It was kind of an act of kindness and kind of a shrewd business decision. Like you know the. Jordan spot was already taken, right? So, you know, Kobe's trying to compete with Jordan. Everyone's trying to compete at the high end for these $200 shoes and he makes $35 shoes and there's no one competing against him there. Aren't you glad you don't give a fuck about your shoes, Taylor?

I can't imagine caring. Like I genuinely, it's in the same category as cars for me. Like I don't care about cars. I don't care about shoes. If they're functional and they don't look ridiculous, I'm good. I've been wearing the same shoes for years. I have shit. I've worn these for two years. I'm pretty, they're either Nike or Titas.

I think they're, they're Nike's maybe, and they're just regular ass tennis shoes. My name is you know how I chose them? Volvedi said these would be the bullseye of stylish, but not like trying to be someone you're not. You wear these. And I have had compliments on them for like the first couple of. I was involved, but he did me right, dude. Like he's a high IQ guy. He gave me a link. He is.

Oh my God. He's one of them. And but yeah, anyway, he picked out my shoes for me. I've been wearing them ever since. Nice. Yeah. I think we're all of similar opinion on our shoes. I'm not a big sandals guy unless I'm at the beach.

All day, every day. I don't like saying I told you the day. I don't remember the last time I put shoes on. You don't even wear socks. They're slides. Yeah, you don't wear socks with these. No, no, I wasn't meaning with that. I was meaning like even around your house when you're like if you're at home, I'm always wearing socks because it's just it's soft and it's comfy., a little bit. No, I never wear socks unless I have to wear shoes. Um, I do have a steam, the floors feel gross if they're not steamed. And I got a steam vacuum thing for the hardwood and it's, they feel so clean. It's like a walk in a hospital.

It's nice. It brings back those old childhood hospital memories, you know, those good memories, yeah, yeah. Hanging out in the hospital, the bleach, maybe an old folks home. Remember the smell and old folks homes when you like your grandparents so much bleach, so much bleach. I didn't like it. I've said this before. I remember going to visit my great grandfather when I was very young at an old folks home. And my mom had to tell me to

stop doing this. Because I kept lifting my shirt to cover my nose and my mom was like Taylor you are being so rude and I'm like it smells like death. It smells like dead people in here and she was like just go in there and hang out with your great-grandfather and talk to him about the Cardinals because that's all he did in his later life, like his wife was dead and he didn't have a lot. He said they're keeping the box score. He was obsessed with the Cardinals, which if you're gonna be an old person

obsessed with a sport, baseball is the one to be obsessed with just because of the density of content, constantly. There's no other professional sport that will play like four games in three days sometimes. So Taylor, fast forward to when you're a great, great grandfather in an old folks home. What will you talk about? I'll probably be like, I don't know, what do they talk about?

Like racism? I don't know. I'm going to be given Elden Ring builds or something like, you know, if you want lightning damage, you got to level up decks. It's not in two. I'll be given on like, you got it. You know, they say to put, and I'll be Biden also, you got to put six on sheep and then four on wood to get your build order for a Jampar's too. And that's where you got to play.

And they're like, grandpa, I'm barely even seeing you because I have implants in my eyes and I'm gaming right now. God, Grandpa is such a homo. I don't think he doesn't. He doesn't get it. Yeah, I don't know what I would do. Old when he played it. Yeah, this game is old. It was, yeah, technically, it's from 95 years ago.

That's OK. It's still a good game. I don't know what I would talk about, like hockey. Hopefully regaling them with stories that are funny and not insufferable. Not to say my great grandfather was giving me instucible stories. Like that one time the Blues won this cup. The one time the Blues won the cup. Three? Two? You know, by that point I'd be like talking to my, like my eight year old, like grandchild

or whatever. And I'm old as shit and I just would be telling the fun stories from life. I'd be like you know they tell you they tell you not to do cocaine but I'll tell you give me a few fun nights you know you have a good time. I would say you know you do you Susan you have a good time. I think your 80s is when you bring the cocaine back in full force. I think, you know, around your 40s, you're going to definitely want to be more health conscious, right? Like make sure that you make it into your 60s and your ambulatory and your knees aren't blown out or anything.

But like, once you get to 80, it's time to bring the coke back on board. I don't think uppers are what I would want at 80. I feel like if I were going to get woefully addicted to something in my 80s, it would need to be prescription pills because there's no way those things aren't incredible given how many people's lives have been destroyed by them. They're probably fucking sick. Can you imagine? Like, I don't think they're that good. They make me sick. Good metric. Can you imagine? I don't like them. I don't think they're that good. They make me sick.

I took a Percocet once and well, that was for pain. My mom gave it to me when my eardrum was about to burst, but other than that, and I didn't like it. It made me itchy. So maybe I'm not the right. Oh, you just get over it. I thought some people just always got itchy from heroin and all those adjacent drugs. not the right, Oh, you just get over it. I thought some people just always got itchy from

heroin and all those adjacent drugs. I know my, my experiences with is, is at first it would make me itchy, but after like a week of using it, I didn't even mind the itchiness anymore. And it wasn't as bad. And, and look, let me just say this, you're just vibing, you're high, you're itchy. And then you get your girlfriend to give you scratches and it's like the best thing in the world. Like, like, like it's, it's, it's amazing. Like you want, you're like, I'm so glad I'm having a girlfriend. Kyle's not a gamer. I mean, you are your bro. You know, you get your bro to come in and give you some scratch. I'm all itchy. You hit me up. Yeah. I wouldn't want that. That does seem like the kind of drug to get addicted to in your 80s. Prescription pills, just cash out with like an Oxy 80 in your system.

I would want to be hitting that Cialis up and taking my cocaine and then banging them old ladies. I hear the STD numbers at retirement homes are crazy because they're all just fucking. Yeah, at that point it's like, who gives a fuck? You've got gonorrhea, why even cure it? You're gonna die imminently, like in the near future. Oh, you've got syphilis? Does that burn when you pee?

It always does. When I've got tagged with chlamydia, it never got to the point of burning when I peed, I just had to go and take some pills at the fucking- When he got tagged with chlamydia, it never got to the point of burning when I peed. I just had to go and take some pills at the... When he got tagged with chlamydia, like someone ran up behind him and slapped him in the back with some chlamydia. That's what happened, brother. And then I had to go to the Mizzou Health Center and they said, you have chlamydia,

take these pills. And I was like, okay. And they were like, call every partner you've had in the past, whatever. And I was like, okay. And they were like, call every partner you've had in the past, whatever. And I was like, definitely. I'm a doctor. Let me tell you, seriously, I'm definitely, I'm on my phone now. Do you notice that I'm doing? I'm informing.

I totally know her name. I'm definitely sending out texts. When I had syphilis, I know I've told this before, but it was so awkward because I took my online STD test, clicked all the boxes, said I had it. But really, I ordered the thing online. You take the test at home, you mail it in, they email you until you got syphilis. But nothing else. That's always nice because you got to scroll through like 30 things and you're like, oh, negative, negative, negative, negative. Okay, all right, we're good. We're good.

All right. Cause there's some scary shit down toward the bottom. Oh, yeah. And it's like, you know, you don't have AIDS, but it's also like, I am taking a test and it can only go one of two ways. But don't you feel that levity once you see negative? Well, I didn't see negative though. I saw I had the syphilis and, uh, and so I made my doctor's appointment and he was like, hey, so what are you in for today? And I was like,

I got syphilis. Can you give me some penicillin? And then like totally easy. Got all that straightened out. But he reported me to some sort of like STD board or something. And I swear to God, someone knocks on my front door a couple of weeks later with a clipboard from the health department. Hello, it's an Indian. And I'm like, hi. I understand you are had a discifelous. And I'm like, who the fuck told you?

He's like, just making sure you're treated and cured. I'm like, you're fucking. And I had a little, I had a little meltdown and I'm just like, it's none of your fucking business whether I'm treating, I'm thinking like, I imagine the Indian guy being like, you have syphilis and let me start by saying it is fucking sick. You're getting pussy. Number two on the list here is do you have, does your girlfriend have friends?

Maybe perhaps because I really want to, I tell, I talked to these players all day with their diseases because they are fucking so much and I feel like a fucking homo because I cannot get a lady. I got first of all, I was like, man, I can't believe my doctor just ratted me out to like some governmental agency nearby and told him I had the syphilis. A little scumbag. Because like that seems like a huge breach of privacy. And that's the only way it could have happened.

I think that's what he told me happened. And and I was just I didn't tell him. I was like in my head I'm like, yeah, of course I got it treated and I'm cured now But I'm not gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you that you don't get to know you don't get to check your boxes You fucker. I may have said some borderline racist shit, too I may have like rolled some R's like him as I as I told him to go fuck off or something I think I blocked his accent a little bit

him as I told him to go fuck off or something. I think I blocked his accent a little bit. Like what are you doing? What worse happened to us? So we were trying for a baby and it turned out what it was, was Jackie's C-section was fouled up and she had corrective surgery, but we didn't know that at this point. So we go to like a fertility specialist

and the first thing they do is they like inject, well they tested my sperm, which was fine. Then we started injecting Jackie. So she's making, I don't know, like 13 eggs a month. I don't fucking. And then because doesn't. But the idea is like, it really jacks up your chances of getting pregnant. It's not working. It's not working because she needs to be surgically corrected. But what's

happening? Fucking doctors sold our information, we're getting like baby formula and diapers and stuff in the mail. And it's like, this is actually a bit of a downer. We're like month after month. Yeah. You know, it's like another failure, another failure. And there were months where she's like, I'm pregnant, I know what it's like to be pregnant, I'm sure of it. And then she was and what was happening is we were like conceiving and then she quickly like almost miscarry on schedule. And it's like,

this isn't really a good time to send us diapers and baby formula, you fucking parasites, selling our information to potential vendors. Oh my God, I'd be furious. You're right to be furious. That's insane. Like that doctor who botched the C-section should be in prison. Dude, it was the worst when she had the surgery, the, it wasn't the same doctor that this is to fix it. And, uh, he's like, yeah, lost all the before pictures, oops, a doodles. Um, and he was totally covering for the doctor who I think is guilty of malpractice. Hey, that he 100% was like, there's no other way.

He would never testify on our behalf behalf like before he performed the surgery, like, and then he lost the before pictures. Like he saw all this coming and ran a cover operation for the bad. Oh my God, dude, this is like a, like you could have John wicked and I would have been on your side. That's insane. What a fucking piece of shit. Both of them. I'm not gonna go to, I'm not gonna testify.

Right. And it was like, I don't know. Hate that. That's not cool. No, not cool. Might be the most mild way you could put that. Yeah, that's awful. Sorry, I had to go through that.

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Hangout, a lot of it's about the code names. Usually code names comes up in the Hangout when something happens that's a bit too combative between some members. And then it's like, you know what, let's soften this with a game that everyone will argue about the game instead of people calling each other gay and being mean over the means. Well, I mean, it's mean spirited either way. I guess. The code names games are pretty, pretty horrific. That's good time. I love playing code names with the boys It is so fun. I think I only won one or two. It didn't go well

You had a rough showing this week and that's it. I only noticed because you usually have solid showings I noticed it I think I lost three or maybe four in a row the first day and maybe the second day I won Maybe just one it was it went poorly. It went really I saw your like incremental increase of exasperation as we were, as we were playing. You know, I like when we play for money. That's the ticket for me. I like when you play kickball rules. We all, well, you don't have to put up money. The boys put up the money.

But even when someone else plays for money now it's like lock in, you're on this guy's team you are you are obligated to give a hundred percent he put money on this be the best version of you there's no surfing the web no casual paying attention locked it I thought you were doing it on purpose because you were on dirty's team and they had like 10 20 30 40 dollars whatever on the game and his entire team left It was almost like y'all DM'd each other in private. We're like hey, let's fucking leave them here He's just like is it just you it was like I don't know who it was some random

You're the only one here like like your chair was it all the chairs were empty. I Don't know what we're talking about I left you stepped away for a moment. Yeah, you're not during the game Yeah, during the game you're not during the game. Yeah. During the game you say? Yeah. While there was money on it? Yeah. I was confused then because I I think of myself as locking the heck in when they have money on it and keeping everyone on hit on my team anyway serious about winning but I guess I failed up. We take it very seriously. So if you want to come play some hardcore code names with us, it's it's it's the highlight of my month as far as the the fans go and the show goes. I love when we play that game. I wish there was a way to actually like hate cheaters. Like we even had

somebody try to cheat in the last game. They're like DMing one of the code masters for the words. Shameful. I wish there was a way to play like competitively in some way or even live stream playing competitively but there's not, because the cheating factor. Yeah. Well, we've tried the draft solution

where you let, you know, you have the spy masters join in and then they draft their team. But I also don't like that because, you know, you have the spy masters join in and then they draft their team. But I don't, I also don't like that because, you know, there are new people, you know, matriculating in all the time. And so it's like, people get, I don't want people to feel left out or bullied by a selection process. I was the first overall draft pick. You were like, I'm not that good. I'm like, I'm not that good. Why did you want me above everyone else here? Yeah, but that is how it goes every time there's a draft.

Like first three picks are usually the three of us, and then it starts going. And it's like, well, yeah. Yeah. And I don't want to play more than anyone else because we're at every single hangout play in the game and you know, we're Smart on the average bear I would say so we kind of a dream team, you know The three of us and I'm just gonna throw that out there have a dream team. Yeah, I was spy master undefeated Yeah, Woody had an excellent showing to combat Kyle's rough showing on the most recent. Good enough. I got my win. Indeed.

So yeah, it's just a satisfying game to win when it's close. It's a rough game because like, okay, if people have no idea what Codenames is, it's this word association game. So if sailboat and water is out there, but also like dolphin, So if sailboat and water is out there, but also like dolphin, dolphin, sure. I need to give you a word where you think of water and sailboat, but you know I didn't mean dolphin, right? And I don't have a good one off the top of my head. Rounds can move slowly, but that's the nature of it.

And somehow your self-worth is put to the test. I will tell you that the people who are good at this game, And somehow your self-worth is put to the test. I will tell you that the people who are good at this game, I'm not saying it's a perfect IQ test or a measure of a person's worth, but it seems to coincide with people's worth. There seems to be a correlation between how smart I've observed you are over the past year or two and how well you do in this game and everyone knows it.

Everyone knows it and if you're up there giving clues with one or two words then you know or maybe you didn't see an association right you know like I say mammal and dolphins on the board, but that's the other team's word that says something about me right and and there's also the case where you might give a clue, but your teammates don't know that particular vocabulary word. That's brutal. And they're all sitting there because like, whatever it'll be,

it'll be a difficult word. You know, they're all sitting there like, I don't know what that means, but they don't want to say, they don't know what that means. So they all just sit there in silence for awhile. Yeah. Like, boys, the word is precipice and cliff is out there and no one has clicked it yet. Like, what are we doing? In this last time, Scum tried to convince the other team that Manny Pacquiao had nerve damage on his face from the, from his career.

And that would have impacted like what maybe the spy master was inferring with his words. And I'm like, I didn't fully catch whether or not he's lying, you know, like he's trying to be believed. And it was plausible, right? So later in the game, I was like, all right, now it's our turn scum tell me a truth was that real or not he's i was a lie and the trolling is so much fun too like

fucking with people and trying to get them to guess the wrong thing i like that you have to do it tactfully well you actually have you have to gauge your level of tact in the trolling with who your opponents are. Because if you think they'll latch onto something a little more overt, you go with that. Well, you spend the first five minutes of the game giving them good, solid advice that they should follow, that they would have followed anyway. You're not helping. And then 10 minutes in, you're like, you know what he said, bird, he might've meant meant flying fish.

No? Ah, he didn't. That's why he said bird. Fuck. That never works on me. Like if someone on the other team gives me good advice, I'm like, that is good advice. I see your point.

Like they don't know, they can't see the answers. I, that's why I love that game. I just wish there was a way to eliminate the cheating and then we could play at a very high level. How much cheating is happening? I know we had that kerfuffle in the answers. That's why I love that game. I just wish there was a way to eliminate the cheating and then we could play at a very high level. How much cheating is happening? I know we had that curve. I don't think there's any cheating happening, but the thing is we've played, I think one time we played Tribute Pursuit for money and we like, we know we split off into teams and a few of us are like really into history and like really into trivia. So we had strong teams on either side and one guy answered a question and it was like

You don't know that You don't know the that you don't know that deep You don't know who the 14th Emperor of the Roman Empire is. Yeah, you don't know his nickname, dude You do not know the nickname of the 14th Roman Emperor. Why how do you know that? And it's googling the fucking answers over there and cheating it trivial pursuit. We're playing trying to play for money I remember who it was, I think. This is so it's just infuriating. You can't play games like that.

Never ever cheated cheated. I have spell checked like embarrassed. No one knows how to spell that. If Taylor tells you he does, R's and S's. R's and S's there's dozens of them. It's up in the air. You know.

Different people spell it different ways, so I might spell check it. That's the French spelling of embarrassment. That's so true. I don't even know how he got an umlaut in that word. And then it's like, it's just a copy and tape. Yeah.

So I don't TG, but I have done that before. Cancruiser's fucking dyslexic. And every now and then, everybody be like, come before. Cancruiser is fucking dyslexic. And every now and then everybody be like, come on, can crusher, you be the spy master. I'm pulling my hair out over here. They let the guy with a reading disability be in charge of the word. I love it. I love it. I don't mind this mess.

Hang out. The cam crusher had an excellent showing. Yeah. He was on my team a couple of times and was very, very helpful. And also I just, no one else in the, like, if, if you come at scum or dirty or someone and are like, your clues sucked, you're a retard. You should have said this and that like post game. There's like a bit of a recap where people yell at each other. And those, like those guys will fight back and be like, no, you're the idiot because you didn't understand this to this.

Can crusher will give sometimes the worst imaginable clue. And then everyone will be like, you're a retard. And he's just sitting there like stone faced, doing drugs on his foot. He couldn't care. To the deepest center of his core. He has no fucks. All about what you think of his clues. He doesn't. Most people can't stop themselves from getting a little bit of

self-worth or evaluation from this game. Can crush is not one of those guys. No. And he'll even say stuff like dirty. He'll be ripping on him and can crush will like let dirty go off for 90 seconds and then just respond like dirty. If you and I were in the same room, I could tear you in half. It's like, ah, fair. It just doesn't get a lot of that. Yeah. Big strong guy.

Naturally just strong. Like I don't think he even, he does train, but when he didn't train, he would just like, he'd be that guy that shows up and lifts 400 pounds just because he born that way. Wasn't he doing like overhead presses that during one hangout at one point with absurd weight? I think that was him. Someone was doing that. He does dips with crazy weight too. Have you seen the guy I

can't pronounce the name the guy guy's last name, he's the, I think he's the world arm wrestling champion, his name is Levan, Devalis Philly or some crazy shit. He's a Jujutsu video. He's a mutant. He has a video curling 400 pounds. What? That's not even possible. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Look at here's here's the video. He is an absolute mutant and I went down a rabbit hole on him and I think I found I think pretty sure it was derrick talking About him. He's like this guy has fucking transformed. He's he became a different thing. He's no longer He's left the realm of humanity. We're all behind him in the dust and he is an abhuman. He used to weigh. It's like 180 pounds and now he's like 350 pounds or something like he gained like 220 pounds or something

To to become the world's greatest arm wrestler and he trained like he's broken a lot of people's arms I understand like he's a mutant. Look at it. All right. That's her. I'm sure that is. That is I don't even know if I give a credit for curling that. No, there was a lot of in altitude. There's a lot of back leaning and, know he got it up it's 400 pounds yeah i'll give him a little bit of break there 400 most people can't bench that like correct curling

that's almost no one can bench that's true most people really undersold the difficulty of that weight most people can't squat 400 pounds yeah that, that's a deadlift number. That's like just a mountain of a man. That guy's enormous. But that wasn't a curl. That was... Why is it taped on like that? To keep it from spinning and rotating. Really? I think that's just a grip increase, right? No, you've got tape on the plate. The plates have tape on them and it oh, I'm sorry Okay, I think maybe he doesn't want him to rotate or he wants him to do a certain or he doesn't want to rotate out Of sink or something. Oh, no. No, look at the sides of the bar

They're taped on because the bar is not meant to hold that many plates. There's no room for the collar Yeah, he needs special plates. Although like at this point, like, what a gigantic person I'd like to do was measurements. I don't know how big, you can never tell. Like that guy could be five eight. He does need special plates that you guys probably know, but like you ever see the competition plates. They're curiously thin. Like they build them out of a solid piece. Um, I saw somebody one time selling,

he had a set of like the Arnold Mr. Olympia plates. They're like, may have had Arnold's face like engraved into him or something. They were the someone got, oh, it was the garage gym review guy. He had a setup. That's what it was. That guy's great.

If you're ever buying. One of the like gym YouTubers was, he competes in powerlifting. And he said that the skinny plates work well in his mind. Like he trains with bumper plates all the time. And then when he goes to competitions and the plates are so small, it's like, I can do this. These are tiny.

Yeah. Same way he trains with. Now that makes sense. Yeah. It does make sense. Back when I was trying to lift heavier and heavier, like at the different times in my life, a lot of my like plateau breakthroughs came from math errors

where like, you know, I think that I'm breakable, you know, 185 or something, and then I fuck it up and there's 200 on there and I'm like, oh, it's extra hard today. Yeah. Wait a minute. I made a mistake. That's always a pleasant surprise lifting where you're like, man, I must be getting weaker. And then you're like, oh no, I'm just bad at math. Just fucked up. There's an extra five on each side. Yeah. That's seen an unbreakable

where he's in the, the doing the bench and everybody's looking on. Well, that's the deleted scene, but the scene before that is when him and his son are working out in the basement and he's like, that's too much. Take that off. That was dangerous. And the kid doesn't take it off. He adds more. And he's like, how much is that dad?

And he's like, that's the most, I don't know. That's the most I've ever done. And then the next thing they got the paint cans duct taped to either side to get another 20, 30 pounds. Yeah, that's good. That was a good movie. I liked it. It's one of the recommendations you gave me and I actually watched.

Cause you've given me a million, but yes. I was going to ask if anything's happened with the contractor. I bet everyone wants me to ask. Oh, I still haven't decided on a guy this week. I think tomorrow I have another person coming out. I'm just pricing out right now, the basement egress and the rough in for them for the nursery. Yeah. In the basement, that'd be very inconvenient. Um,

and then the bathroom stuff, uh, a lot of the, after watching a lot of YouTube videos on it, which is kind of how I learned to do anything that's like, I just try and find YouTube videos, the actual, like, putting in flooring, like replacing vanity, one of my bathrooms I'm not changing. I'll have to change the shower head because I want a new nice one, but like I'm not changing any plumbing stuff. Like I can do a lot of that myself. And so I'm just going to be doing that. Like I'm going to do a lot of the flooring myself, a lot of the

a lot of the flooring myself, a lot of the walls and stuff, paintings, not hard. Like it just, the price a lot of these guys want for bathroom remodels in particular is fucking insane. It's crazy. They're like, we'll do it top to bottom and it'll take us, it'll take us a week and it's going to run you, exactly exactly, it's gonna run you, I'll say 65. And it's like, wow, okay, well, I'm not doing that because that's insane. I don't think I'm gonna gain 65. You gotta support local businesses, all right? These are American workers, Taylor.

These are not those, we got all the illegals out. No more of that. These are very American workers. The more, no more of that. These are very dollars for American workers. The Mexicans come and face. A white guy in there to plumb. Okay, you're gonna nickel and dime him? Christopher? I'm not gonna nickel and dime any electricians or plumbers because they are people I actually need to do things I don't know how to do. Or rather, I wouldn't trust myself to do people actually need to do things I don't know how to do. And, or rather I wouldn't trust myself to do up to code

via YouTube videos given I have no experience with this stuff. But then I also talked to people who were like, yeah, no, actually literally no one has told me not to get a plumber. Everyone has said you need a plumber for a lot of these things. A lot of people have told me like, you don't need a, like a real deal

electrician for the basement wiring. Like you just go to your box, which is over there in that corner of your storage and you run wires out and do it over here. And I'm like being polite listening. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to hire someone. Because I want to know when specter comes out that he's not going to be like, wow, did a retarded monkey wire your overhead lights? Did you do this?

I'll have to be like, yeah, I botched it pretty good, didn't I? There's a lot of needless wires. But yeah, I'm excited to get it moving. But just huge amounts of extra work is not that hard. I bet I think you could do it too. There's some little things you want some guidance scums scums around you can ask him. You know, you don't want to put Romex and conduit and shit like that. But wear shoes. But by and large, I

think I like to work. I do have a tip. Here's my tip for you. If you end up doing a lot of your own work and someone says, Taylor, that looks great. You did a good job. Do not pull a Woody and say it's not good. You just didn't notice these flaws

here, here and here. Don't do that. They didn't notice the flaws. You don't need to be the guy that tells him. I will not. And I, yeah, I'll do your own wiring. I'm not going to do my own wiring. Wiring is like the thing that I would, I don't fuck with that. I'll do plumbing. I'm super comfortable with almost always like, what's the worst thing that could happen? You know, like plumbing doesn't kill you when you mess up. I'm not gonna dig into my own foundation to put a rough in in. Oh, come on. You don't dig. You blast. You blast into my foundation. You're gonna need a 2, maybe 3 sticks of TNT. Dude, I had a couple people being like, you know, for that basement egress, they have large wet saws. can rent at some home depots where you could just saw into your own foundation.

And it's like, no. That is how cracks. It's like, no, I need someone insured to be doing foundation work. I don't trust my dumb ass to not do that. It might be a challenge to find a contractor who wants to partner with anyone, including you. Like we had a contractor who sucked

and I wanted to switch. I wanted to have a different contractor take over the job. No one would touch it. They didn't want anything to do with this half finished job. Well, I think once I get the rough-in in and the egress set up, once you if you have a rough in, it's not hard to do the remaining plumbing because you're just hooking the toilet

up to that and getting it moving. But the framing, I'm not intimidated at all by framing stuff and drywall like that's just measuring and cutting that's pretty cut and drywall. Like that's just measuring and cutting. That's pretty cut and dry. Not too much wiggle room there. You do it right or you don't flooring, especially the kind of flooring I'm looking at. Like it's going to take a huge amount of physical work, but it's what I'm more worried about is getting to a point. Like what you've said about video games, what are you like, I don't want to get to a point in a project where I'm like, hmm, I don't know what to do. Like, I don't know what the next thing is. I don't know how to remedy this problem

I've inadvertently created. Like, I don't want that. But stuff like flooring and demolition, like that's kind of self-explanatory. Like it takes a lot, but it's doable. And if it saves me tens of thousands of dollars, that just seems like the smart move to me. And it seems like you've got a ton of experience

doing this stuff. Oh, are you talking to me? Yeah. Yeah, I've done things. I'm not great at everything, but I could do things. Did you ever redo bathrooms and whatnot? Bathrooms? No. I redid a bedroom into an office once, you know, Florida

and did a little bit of framing to put like a cabinet inside the wall, stuff like that. I've done my stable. I did all the electric work in that. It's pretty straightforward. GFCI stuff, but see, I have a cheat code. My brother's an electrician. And I can like shoot him pictures via text and things like that. And I just I won't make a mistake

because he's there for me. I bet scum scum can answer residential electric questions without thinking they're really simple for a guy who knows what they're doing. Yeah. I love that about, like I love that that's what he does. Like something so practical, so real and tangible. He does harder stuff.

Like it- Oh, he does way harder stuff. Yeah. My brother's a super electrician as well, like licensed in so many heckin states and he does hard projects like tollbooths and giant buildings and gas stations, which are electrical complexity that wouldn't happen in a house happening in a gas station. So he does that sort of stuff. And when I ask him like, this is a tricky one. I want to light switch on both sides of the room for this.

What will I do? What is that? Oh wow. It's like you being asked how to beat the first boss in Elden Ring. Like you'd immediately be like, dodge left, dodge right. He's going to swing here like the a hundred percent. You'll know. Yeah. Have you done a lot of that stuff, Kyle?

Yeah. Much of it? Like what specifically? I've done a lot of flooring and a lot of like running the wires, like through the ceiling and hooking them up on the other end. I don't know anything about the fuse box and that's the scary side to me.

I don't know anything about fuse box. That intimidates me. Yeah, whenever we would do projects like that, my dad has a really good friend who is an electrician and his first job was working for the power company for like long enough to get a retirement and they did private electrical work and then he wired my dad's house. So whenever they do a project he's just there doing that. So when I look at the fuse box I see death, especially on the farm because there's a lot of more powerful electricity than what's in your house. So I was always, I didn't want to touch that. But like framing and roofing

and plumbing, especially so much plumbing. I talked to dad yesterday. I was hooking his Hulu up for him, which is doing Hulu on somebody else's TV through video chat is excruciating. He's like, I don't know what my email address is. And like, you don't know. And he's like, I have no idea. It's written down over on the farm, on a wall. The password's not written down the address itself. He's got his, he's got it. He's got his like email address and his password written on an old refrigerator and he had to, he had to drive to the refrigerator

And before I could tell him to stop I was like But we'll use my and he's gone and and so like five minutes later He's like I found it and I'm like use mine use mine and then everything will just download to your shit like and like match my shit and Finally got his hulu going for him. He's blown away. That just infinite like stuff now. He's got internet and Hulu. It's like, Oh my God. Does he have ads though?

No, he's on my Hulu. I'll pay. Yeah. Oh, you get the good one. I pay for no ads. Yeah. I pay for no ads. Um, and I think it's like, as opposed to 17 bucks a month, something like that.

But anyway, um, he was like, let me show you what I did in here. And he like, he like goes through his bedroom and he had ripped out the entire bathroom and had tiled it and completely done a whole remodel by himself. He's like, took me almost two months, worked about two, three hours a day. And my knees aren't so good anymore, but I got in there. And it's like, I'm looking for flaws. I'm getting, and it's like, because like getting tile and grout right is so hard. It's like, fuck, he nailed it. Nailed it. It looks great. Like he's, he made himself an enormous shower. And, and he ripped out all the, like the sink and the countertops and the mirror and all the

cabinetry and stuff. And he's redone all that. He did a good job. That's impressive. He's in his seventies, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's a boy. That was 72. 72. That's an impressive task for a 72 year old. That's terrific. Oh, he gets after it. Um, he, I, what do you use it or you lose it? And he stays pretty active. He's in his pool every day swimming. He loves the summer He's like he's like well, I think we'll wait on Netflix till another day. I'm gonna go hop in the pool

Hulu was such an ordeal. I think Where the big holdups other than him just not having the requisite information? Was it like, do you see a code on your TV? Does it say to open it on your phone or laptop in order to enter this code? Oh, that would have been way too much. I'm doing it all via my phone. I'm on my end. Like, I'm giving him logins and passwords. All he has to do is enter a login and password, but using a Roku remote. So it's like, I was, there's a 30 minute thing. Yeah. A 72 year old with a Roku remote.

And I'm like, all right, pan to the right, pan to the left. And it, and like, I can't, I can't tell that certain menus are highlighted or not. And I'm like, I don't know why we're keeping that we're in a loop where he's like continuing, but it's going back to entering the password. Continue, go back to enter the password. And we've entered the password four times. I'm like, you're not doing something right. It's not your fault, but I just can't see very move the cursor down.

Now click continue. Yeah. You were just entering the password box over and over. That's why we kept going back. Click continue. He's like, there's not a continue button. I'm like, no, no, no. On the screen that continue. Click that. He was trying to put numbers into the, he's like,

there's no letters or numbers on this. It's just, you know, a Roku remote is just like, yeah, I'm left, right. Okay. And all we got him going though. He's, he's, and the best part is I can burn notice. Or notice isn't half bad. I was like as he was like scrolling through and I was shown in the menus of infinite content compared to what he's had before. I'm like, ah, that's a good movie. That prey movie. That's the Predator, but it's fighting Native American Indians in 1800.

That's pretty cool. And this show is pretty good. And then I got on last night. I was watching the bear and I was like, ah ah look what dad's watching Burn Notice season one episode one all right he started at the right part that's good on him because I could totally see him I gave him DVDs one time of The Sopranos and he still like botched that somehow and like started he like started in season two or some shit. Oh no. That's good. You're there for your dad to hook him up

with modern entertainment. My favorite story, it must be 10 years old and it's Taylor's who had trouble following Game of Thrones cause he listened to an audio book on shuffle. And he's like, man, this is really tough. That was brutal. It was like my freshman or sophomore year of college, and I was doing an internship and on lunch, I would go get food and then sit in my car. And I

just remember like, because every there's nothing, it doesn't go chapter six. It just says, oh, yeah, because it's going to be an Aria perspective one. And I remember just listening and being like, this is so I'm an idiot. I can. And I remember just listening and being like, this is so, I'm an idiot. I can't track this story at all. And they don't lead into one another. So you would never know. It's like many anthologies that build into a story.

And so I listened to most of either the first or second book on Shuffle and the whole thing. And it wasn't until I heard something where like, OK, Aria is now talking about something that happened three days ago during lunch. So this can't possibly be the right thing. I can't believe I did that. That was embarrassing. Did you get the disc?

Uh, no, no, no. I had it on my phone at the time. I got the fucking, This is probably 2011. And they were, for years, they were rattling around in my car. Just random Game of Thrones episode discs. Probably the shittiest thing I've ever done to somebody is when people would get in my car,

I wouldn't play the radio. I'm like, you follow Game of Thrones? Well, this is book three, chapter 47, so buckle up. You would have to listen to it. Do you have any questions to ask? I probably shouldn't tell this story, but like when Hope was like 17, we would drive her to high school and it's a drive.

It's like 40 minutes because we moved to Raleigh, but we didn't change high schools. It's a thing. And you know, for us, it's a lot of driving. It's 40 minutes each way, twice a day. It's a big, big thing. And I'm wanting to buy Hope a car, but she's not emotionally ready to be a driver yet.

So it wasn't that I was sent out to make her life less pleasant. It was that it just wasn't my top priority. You're not getting me. You've already inconvenienced me enough. You're not taking this away from me. Right. Right. So I would listen to like Game of Thrones and there's the audio book guy going like, oh, hope is just, it was like it's just like, I'll get your car. Any day, just say the word. You get a car and I would, if I was a friend in school, I would be here at any, you won't believe the situation.

I mean, I have to listen to game of thrones for 40 minutes on the drive here. Oh, that sounds great with your dad. Oh, you can probably talk about it later on. Yeah. And it's either that or he'll buy me a new car. To be you, my star. Yeah. I mean, if anything, that was a good way to probably coax her in the right direction of like, maybe perhaps we start driving. 17, a little late. Maybe a car. perhaps we start driving 17 a little late now, maybe a car. Yeah. I, I loved those, those things. It's so crazy how,

how into that I was and how almost against it I am now. I saw some statistics statistic the other day. It was how many books Stephen King has written in the time that, that Martin has been in the process of writing winds of winter. It might've been 19 books or something crazy. I don't remember the exact number, but it was something that's like, whoa, really? And he also does tons of other stuff, too. And anytime I see a statement from Martin, it's bullshit. It's not a poll. It should be apologetic.

It should be like, it should be. So sorry, I've had health issues. I don't like to talk about it because it makes me, but I've actually been, I don't know how much time I have left. I'm giving all I have to you though. Like that's what I want to hear. I want to hear that he's on numbered days and he's giving everyone to these books, but he'll be like, you know, people want me to write Winds of Winter and that's all they care about, but it's not all I care about. What the fuck did you just say? You fat cocksucker. This is your whole legacy. This is your thing.

I'm sure he's working right now on the Elden Ring movie. I bet he's a he's some sort of contributor on that. Which, by the way, like is going to be a legit. It's not going to be one of those like bad video game movies from the early 2000s. They're making a good movie out of Elden Ring. I don't know much about Elden Ring lore, but I'll be watching that movie. Dude, I don't know that much about Elden Ring lore. Elden Ring, so I'm not really a lore person. I'm a combat person.

That's what I enjoy about games. And for Elden Ring to understand the lore, you have to like get every item in the game and read every description of every shield, every pair of shoes, every pair of gloves, every helmet, every hat, every freaking talisman. And I'm like, I'm not reading all that. Just tell me what damage negation it does.

That's what I'm here for. I'm here to fight. So sometimes chat asks me to like, what's your favorite part about this lore? And I like talk about the one thing I know. Being the tarnished is sick. Yeah. 1500 hours in that game, 1600 hours in that game. I still don't know what it's about.

I love lore. I like minutia and I like lore. I like the hundredth time you're playing. They're like tarnished. You must go on a quest and skip. Skip. I see you've defeated the warlord of Akatosh. After this, using his sword, you skip. How I play.

Ah, you finals into the realm of the dead. Perhaps if you use your cunning skill. That's funny. I like a little bit of lore. Like, I want to I want to know at least what's happening, but I'm not as into it as Kyle, where I'm going to independently outside of a game be like, oh, what the what the hell is the history of oblivion? Like, I don't really care that much. But I do want to know, like, why does me

protecting this Joffrey guy or whatever? Why does that matter? Like, I love the lore. I like getting steeped in the lore. I like going deep. I like I like if there's books, if there's accompanying novels and books and fan fiction, I like all that stuff. Like the, the game, the Warhammer stuff. I love so much. All the 10,000 different stories, about 10,000 different things about the same shit. I love that. And when a game has that to like accompany it, where like when I'm burnt out of playing and shooting things, I can go learn about why I'm shooting the things or whatever

I like that sometimes instead of like reading all the descriptions I'll watch a YouTube video for someone who explains the war Lore, but I just end up catching up on sleep. I That's filed in rings lore centers around the shattered Elden Ring a magical centers around the Shattered Elden Ring, a magical artifact that governs and rules the lands between, a world blessed by the greater will. Lots of gobbledygook here, huh? The Ring's shattering has led to a war among Demigod offspring of Queen Merika, each claiming great runes and causing physical and moral decay.

The player, as a tarnished, is called back to the lands between to restore the Elden Ring and become the Elden Lord. So you go and destroy it and like beat each of Queen Marika's offspring, gather those great runes, and then I suppose take her on at the end. I guess. I can't wait to watch the movie. I don't know. You Perry. I know that.

Yeah, yeah. I like to pair. I can do you don't want to know about how to beat the Crucible Knights. You call me. I'll tell you. You want to know why you're fighting the Crucible Knights. I have no idea. No clue.

You want to know about the damage types that each boss is susceptible to and tends to deal out? I'm your guy. You want to know why? Can't help you. No clue 1569 hours in this game, and I haven't learned why I'm playing yet. That's that's a significant chunk of time. I Don't know what I've got in Tarkov. I haven't looked in a long time. I really don't remember. But does it tell you? I thought it did.

I because I've got a number. Yeah, it must because I know I've had a number in my head before. It's it's at least 1500 or something like that. I feel like I knew how much I spent in a given white, but I'm not sure I knew the total. Yeah, yeah, I think it gives total on your not sure I knew the total. Yeah. Yeah. I think it gives total on your account. I'm almost positive it does. Yeah.

I haven't, I haven't logged into there and probably a year now. I still have no game to play. I haven't seen any games I like. I tried to play the new doom game. I didn't like it. Um, but the new DLC for dark tide is there, but I really need a squad to play that and the boys all seem to be stuck in a poker phase right now. And it's hard to like tell us, come on, let's go play for XP

when they're actually doing real good at poker and like making real money. It's like, I made $1,400 last week. Are they playing amongst themselves as much as they're playing online? Yeah, they play amongst themselves. If you play online, there's what's called a rake. Um, where each hand that's played the, the website takes a little bit of the money out of the middle and puts it in its pocket. Oh, sure. Someone's under S I'm sorry, overestimating their poker skill. If someone made 1400, someone lost it. Yeah, someone lost it. Yeah, there's a chart. There's a fucking Excel spreadsheet you can take a look at

and it's like, oh, a lot of red there, I see. Fuck, I hope it was worth the $2000. Yeah, there's all sorts of addictions. It's not just drugs and alcohol. No, there's video games, the internet. Gambling. Sex. Sex. Trail mix. Oh, speaking of sex addict, friend of the show,

P Diddy, turns out exonerated, only found guilty on two of the more measly charges, maybe a prostitution charge. I think maybe the Man Act violation, moving people across state lines for the purposes of prostitution found innocent or at least not, not guilty on, uh, all the hard charges. The scary ones, the scary ones that carry those long prison sentences,

but they did leave him in custody until sentencing. I don't know when that happens. So after the, after that was read out, after they, that, that he was going to be in the in the In the in the good The crowd outside was squirting themselves with baby oil and dancing Who's that wasn't as sexy as you can free it was not sexy. Oh, yeah, it was a fat dude. He was getting greasy Um But the two charges they did get them with

have a max of 10 years. Now we all know max of 10 years, people don't tend to serve that. But I do wonder if it's gonna be a little bit like when OJ was convicted of kidnapping on some really flimsy, like what, he blocked the door, right? They were making up for lost time on that kidnapping charge. We'll see if they throw the book at P Diddy for what they did

land. They had OJ on tape though, you know, they were taping that whole thing and he was like, nobody's going nowhere. Sit down. And it's like, oh, that's when you did it right there. That was that was the kidnapping. That's when it occurred. So he was they type they put him together. They set him up as they say, I don't know what they're going to do to PDT. It looks like he's going to get away. He'll have a bunch of civil shit afterwards. He's got like 50 civil, like accusers or something like that or how wealthy he is billionaire. Yeah. He's real deal wealthy. Is Siroc his thing or is that Jay Z? I don't know how well that, I don't know how well that sells.

I get those two mixed up. That's a corner of the African-American community I'm not familiar with enough I suppose. Jay-Z and P Diddy just sort of, they're both New York rappers so it's like they kind of, and they kind of look, you know they're both very ugly. Jay-Z is the one with 99 problems. Dude, Jay-Z is like surprisingly ugly. You see that guy and it's like, he looks more and more like an elderly woman every year. I forget who said it.

It was a comedian, but they said Jay Z has Beyonce, right? Yes. They're like, if Beyonce worked at McDonald's, she could still pull Jay Z. But if Jay Z wasn't a billionaire, he could have never pulled Beyonce. Oh, like, you know what? I agree with that. I think that there's some truth there. Totally true. A Beyonce at McDonald's.

She's getting picked up. Someone's big enough. That's a good look. That's his best picture. He seems to be having so much fun. I don't want to be mean to him. When he's not at an event, when he's like, when he's like at an NBA game, sitting there like profiled up, he looks rough. He looks a little homeless there. That's not, I mean, that hairstyle doesn't scream.

Now, Kyle, is that the kind of mustache you keep? Like, do you think he's like, do you think he's like hoping and wishing that fills in? Because that's rough. I don't think he's got enough to hang on. Can you go back to that other picture? That guy is a tail end of the bell curve away from Hitler. No, at least Hitler had a nice thick middle musket. At least it doesn't say what you will about the guy.

You know, a lot of people have negative things to say, but this is a rough stash. Say what you will about the guy. You know, a lot of people have negative things to say but This is a this is a rough stash that's That might be the worst mustache you've ever seen in my entire life. That's awful. Look at it's like it's like Incongruent sprigs of hair like it's not even like his first must form It looks like a a 14 year old's first attempt and as someone has to be hey Hey, hey Not yet. You're not there yet. Give it give it a couple more years. Give another win like High level hockey players can't grow a beard for shit

They make a deep playoff run and it looks like they just started. Yeah, it's like that. Show me Beyonce Crosby always just has like a goatee set up with like a soul patch, because that's all he can grow. Who's this Sydney Crosby? Yeah, he never has a good playoff beard. Yeah, because he's like I bet he's Kyle's age,

like yeah, almost Kyle's age. Young whippersnapper, a young whippersnapper, but yeah, that really young like was he 19? He was 18. I think 18 they started playing him, but yeah, that really young. Like was he 19? He was 18. I think 18. They started playing them. But yeah, awesome career. Love Crosby. But that, that mustache is rough. All three of us have better mustaches than that. And none of us wear a mustache. I mean, I have a beard, but like I wouldn't just wear a mustache because I look like a goofy idiot.

If I did that, does your beard have any gray hair? Uh, it's like an occasional thing where it's not even really gray. It's just like almost a clear hair. Like it, it just looks, cause it doesn't look like it doesn't. Oh yeah. The cancer causes that the, I'm just making that. Yeah. I don't mind. I won't mind when gray comes in my beard cause I've already got a ton of gray on my sides And that's fine. Like I knew that was coming. My dad's like been

Silver since mid 40s, like he has a he has hair like Woody's but it's totally silver He's also you know, 10, I have some gray on the sides. You can't see it with the head But in the beard I think it's predominantly gray at this point. And it's a good look. If you're depriving yourself, I would look like the liver King with a great beard. Suddenly, full rich beard and gray. That's a good look. And you even have mostly gray in this area, which is better looking. Like you're, you know, you're spitting in God's face every day. Every day you don't grow out your sick ass beard. You should do the Omni-Man beard. That's what you

could do for Halloween even. He's got like the front dyed black, but he leaves all the button chops and the whole side white. Kyle would be a beard boy if he wasn't, you know, denying his mustache. He says that there's no hair in the middle. I could see hair on your upper lip right in the middle right now. I can see it.

No, it's just on the verge. It's just on the verge. My, my, my, my, my friend, you'll, um, is, uh, is hairless. Yes. What about your perineum? Cause mine is very hairy. I like tricking people. I like tricking people into thinking that the like mixing up philtrum and frenulum and like hopefully they carry that on into their lives.

Yeah. I'm so glad I was able to grow a beard. It does so much heavy lifting for my making you look less ugly. I It's a big deal for you ever think of doing anything like I Don't know like you're kind of I feel like you you you're just going with the beard, you know, there's it's Look, you ever thought about you overgrown right now. I need to trim it Well, I was gonna say that you're at a good starting point for some sort of customization. Like if you're going to create a character, you know, there's so many options. Like here's what I would kill for.

Not even, I'd kill for mustache and soul patch. I'd let the mustache come down though. Come down so it's like a bad ass mustache. So it's longer? Not too long, but below the bottom lip. I want it to come down and extend, but I don't want it to come down to your chin. I just want sole patch and mustache though.

That's a lot of mustache. I've let my mustache grow before to where it touches my lower lip. Oh no, no, no. Not like over the top. I just mean on the edges, on the edges, where it comes down to either side, I want it to extend that to extend below

like like I need to shave everything else just mustache the sole patch that's what that's what I'd like to see if I had the face shape and the attractiveness for it I would do that but I do not you should get more creative with it right like take that beard that can be a professional and then the professional could I don't, like Timon and Sumba. Who's the other guy? Pumba. Right. Have them on each cheek from the Lion King represent. That's actually sick. I like that. You can carve them into his beard like the.

Yeah, kids, shave it out like, you know, lightening bolt mutton chops would be kind of badass. And you could pull that off yourself. I do like lightning bolt mutton chops. That's neat. Yeah, maybe two lightning bolts on either side. The problem is I have to keep the... You want to maximize it? Put a little line in the eyebrow? Oh, I could do that. I've got eyebrow to spare. I could flexing on me. I would donate. I would do a locks of love style donation. Yeah, why are those guys eyes all fucked up? I like number six. Number six would be that. That's pretty sick to me. I like that a lot. That's that I just imagine you'd be great sword fighting. I was just thinking that you look like a dualist of number seven.

A quest you say I'm digging it. I like that. That's low. No, I feel like something could be living in there and I wouldn't even know it. The bottom one, like 11. Why would you have a full beard and then just shave? That's the Wolverine. That's awful.

It's the anti Hitler. That's the Wolverine. That's a good look. I like this AI. What the fuck is this? The eyes are terrified. What happened to the eyes? This way.

This AI knew how to do facial hair, but not how human eyes work. Why did they do it this way? I knew how to do facial hair, but not how human eyes work. Or three, but then even three, for some reason, there's no connector between the mustache and the beard. He's twirled them up. He's twirled them up, waxed them. He's waxed the ends there. Yeah, but there should still be like hair growing

in that area. Oh, in the middle? That connects your mustache area to your beard area. Mm-hmm Yes, if you don't have that you see the mall when they thread people No, what is that? Ah, I think maybe it's Indian or Arabic culture, but they have these This apparatus it's two strings basically that are wrapped around each other and they pull back and forth to make them like spin and they use it to like pluck your facial hair

and like perfectly manicure it. Like it's, when you watch them do the work, first of all, it's incredibly painful. The people who are like taking it are they're like, oh, oh, oh, and they're getting their teeth drilled anesthetic. But when they're done, they do like really immaculate work. They do eyebrows too. And that's just a method of trimming it and styling it?

Yes. Yes. They it's called threading. Where they yank, they don't shave. The way they operate the strings, they're like grabbing the hairs and plucking them rapidly, but with precision that that you can only get from like a taught string, they're able to like make these perfectly straight lines. It's like they use little lasso and they just sort of tighten it, pluck, loosen it, tighten, pluck. Interesting.

I wouldn't like too straight of a beard. I would look like I would look very, like I was LARPing as an Arab. You look like you went to a black barber. I would. Yeah. If I went to a black barber, I would also look silly. What is this? Is this also you saying I look silly? No. Oh, shit. This is a really weird way to remove

hair. I guess it lasts longer when you pluck it for sure. Not worth it though. It's incredibly painful. And it'd also be like perfectly smooth like you wouldn't get a five o'clock shadow obviously. I do like how perfect this guy's beard is. Like it's so well lined and immaculate. And I get the same thing he does.

Like those hairs that grow up like weirdly close to your eyes. Oh, those couple extras. Yeah. The one blade over them bitches. Oh, the, the one blade is the, is the King. I love the one blade. If we can get a sponsor by any like hygiene product. It'd be Harry's. Harry's razor. That's what I was going to say. I was going to say it would be Harry's razors and then in a different... The best razors. The best razors and it would be... OneBlade is shit. I make the OneBlade is only on my counter to be a cuck razor. It has to watch me, Jay, with the one blade.

It's like you sit there on your little charger, you bitch, and I get out the Harrys, and I show how a man shaves. That's so true. I love this stone-scented shampoo that I have received and used. and use. Yeah. I never get enough of them. No. We got a goddamn appliance. Yeah, washing machines and shit like the mob. I can't get a fucking energy drink. Well that's because your address changed and so some random guy thought he was winning sweepstakes. I don't remember even signing up for the gorilla mind energy drinks. Sweet. Think we can afford mini refrigerators. We're like beating his wife. Yeah.

No, I'm the same place. That he's talking about when I moved two years ago, they actually haven't figured it out. No, there was something to do with the scheduling of the hangout last week. Oh, that's another thing. Oh, that's another thing. No, I haven't gotten anything in so long. But I bet that I bet especially that one address what, like two times ago, like three, four years ago, when I moved, I forgot to update the address on my Instacart and I ordered a

whole cart worth of groceries to a house that was an hour and a half away and I'm just like, fuck. Cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel. That was a canceling. They were delivered. They're like, like, like I get that. It's like your groceries are there and I'm like that's a Familiar stoop, but not my stoop. Oh No, this is like it's in it's a house in South Atlanta. I'm in North Atlanta now and so it was I guess it rotted on the step ten miles in 90 minutes

Welcome to Atlanta. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you try to go from like Alpharetta to South Atlanta in rush hour, oh my God, what a nightmare. You'll probably see some dead people. I sent a couple things to you at that old address where I would text you and be like, did you get your package? And you're like, no, what are you talking about? And I sent you a mug, one of them was a mug that when you pour something hot in it, it shows that guy from Skyrim where

he's like, oh good, you're finally awake. Yeah. I said that and it was like, oh fuck, I just sent it to some random renter. Some random guy just got that mug. I thought Kyle would like, fuck. Got all my energy drinks, my protein powder, who knows what else probably like it's just a it's just a damn shame. Oh, he must have got so many energy drinks because there was a minute there and because Woody and I had our same addresses sent we were getting crazy amounts of energy drinks and they were delicious. I was drinking them every morning.

200 milligrams of caffeine. That's what I like. I don't even know what they look like. Little mad ones. The white ones were the best. Yeah, they were good. We needed it. So many energy drinks. Bringing them in on the front porch was like a task. I need some help with this. We have six feet of energy drinks again. When it looked like they sent so many at a couple different times, like back to back, that I was like, it looks like I'm like the owner of an unsuccessful company and I'm buying my own inventory. Like that's what it looks like. Obviously that's not the case, but it, yeah, those energy drinks rock. I want to talk a little UFC. So the John Jones thing, it did turn out. Here's what John Jones did, Taylor.

By the way. Retired, I saw that. Well, the same day, virtually, he was in a car accident with a white woman who's not his wife in his car. He flees the car, the police show up, and the woman is sitting in the passenger seat, airbags blown and shit, and she's like, this is John Jones car.

John Jones was driving. He ran away. It's like immediately rats. Like balls. He is not ride or die. She could have, cause she's, she's on like police cam. She could have been like, miss, this is Mr. Jones car. And that's all I care to say at this time. That's what she could have said. But she just immediately throws him under the bus. He ran away and she's clearly fucked up herself.

And so she calls John on the phone and puts him on speaker with the cop. And he literally says, like, you just don't fuck with me. I've had people killed for less, for less,, cut your throat for less. And it's like, he's audibly intoxicated. He's flaring his speech and he's talking about having a cop killed for less. He said his brothers do it for him. But I don't think he has literal brothers, but I didn't infer that that's what he meant. I thought he meant his brothers, his like ex-NFL superstar brothers

who were giants compared to him. They're bigger than him, it's scary. Really? Yes, what a genetic bloodline. What a bunch of fucking aces. But he's gonna be in some measure of trouble for that. I did hear that it was the other driver's fault. So as far as that goes,

I never really thought about this, but it makes a lot of sense. If you were driving drunk and you had a car accident, the move seemingly is to flee the scene because then you're only guilty of leaving the scene of a crash, but they can't get you for DUI because obviously you're not fucking there.

And you know, and maybe in the meantime You're like I hit my head. I I woke up and I was you know 10 blocks away sitting on a bench, you know, like like I Think he has a loophole for DUI's I Mean that must be what he did. I Had he fled the scene because he's he's he's had trouble like that before. So how much damage like was it a big accident?

Like nobody died or totaled or anything. I never I didn't see the other car but it was the airbags went off so it was an accident. Okay. That's a real deal accident then. Yeah. The car is disabled and stuff. And then in other UFC news banger card last week especially the prelims and the main event. My fucking God. Ilya Tupori. I know what this must sound like to you, Taylor. It sounds like every

week there's a new goat. There's a new hottest newest thing. But what's happening is it's like one of those, it's like a speed run game where everybody is getting close. It's like, shit. Okay. He's one eight 18 in a row. I mean, everybody gets close to that precipice of what the goats have actually done and then they fall back down. This Ilya Toporia guy was the 145 pound champion of the world. Uh, his last three fights, he's knocked out Max Holloway, who was like the greatest 145 pounder ever, I thought.

The greatest boxer in the UFC, I thought. An unknockoutable, lovable Hawaiian bad motherfucker who's big for 145. Ilya starched him, knocked him unconscious. Then before that, he knocked Alexander Volkanovsky out, who actually is the 145 pound goat I thought but Ilya Toporya knocked him un fucking conscious with with blows with a nasty combination. I saw the clip it was pretty sick.

Then he takes his 145 pound belt and says you can hang on to that I'm going to 155 pounds at 155 pound there's a there's a longtime champion named Islam Makachev He actually has given up his 155 to go fight the 170 pound champion leaving that belt vacant So to consolidate that belt they have Ilya step up from 145 and take on Charles Olivera the second or third ranked guy in the world a big 155 pounder a guy who has to cut way more weight than most people, a ground game specialist, a guy who it's very hard to knock out of there, especially in his recent maybe five or six fights. He's tough. He starched him within three minutes minutes with this like two, three combo and put him lights out dead eyes to the sky unconscious.

His next fight, I don't know what it's going to be, but he is one of those guys who's like two or three fights away from like goat material. He's currently ranked pound for pound number one in the world. What he wants to do is take on like one more 155 pounder, like a light duty guy, and then go up to, and he's hoping that Islam Makacheb, the guy who left 155 to go to 170, wins, becomes the 170 pound champion, and then he wants to fight him.

So like, the pieces are in motion to create the actual go. The guy who took every fight and beat the greatest of competition At what weight does he want to fight him? He doesn't care He says he said he'd love to go up and take the 170 pound belt. He doesn't care He's a bad motherfucker and I love it here's the he's one of those guys who believes so much. I don't know that he's buying into like Believe it, Conceive it, achieve it type type deal, but he just genuinely believes he had a party to celebrate his win the night before.

They had the party at like a Brazilian steakhouse. He's like dancing on chairs like thanking everybody for coming. The night before he called how he was going to win the fight and when he was going to win the fight. He is he's something else. His Joe Rogan appearance was was good. He's he's he has all the make. He's what Conor McGregor thought he was or what we thought

Conor McGregor was. He's he's done what Conor did, except he defended the 145 pound belt. He said more than ever more than Conor ever did. Way more than 17 and oh, that's crazy. That's the other thing. Yeah, he's undefeated. The record is 27 and oh, I think.

But that record has some softer fights on it To get ten more and I think I might be wrong. Okay deep and Yeah, I was thinking of can be so I don't think he gets to 29 That would mean he had to be like it like defend his title but here's 12 times, you know that years If you want to get 29 wins, then you need a quick 20 easy ones. So why do you guys think or I guess just Kyle said it but like why could how could this guy supplant that other fucking dude who was 29 and oh because as the goat. It seems like he's a long way from that. No, not at all. Because Khabib had like 20 wins, not in the UFC. He has like eight or 12 wins in

the UFC or something like that. And they're not the like, they were good fighters during that time, but we are guys with big holes in their game. Just Toporia guy, again, Max Holloway and Volkanovsky, I think so much of. I think of them as two of the most talented fighters in the whole organization. He knocked them unconscious. Then doing it to Olvera and then being undefeated and being young and having all the pieces.

He's so fast. He's so strong. He's so good on the ground his he throws actual accurate Combinations that put people to sleep they can't he's got the touch of death seemingly like when he hits them. They're like, oh, oh fuck Hmm that hurts so much. Like it looks like he's genuinely hitting harder than he should be for his size Mm-hmm, and he's and It looks like he's only one, only nine of his fights have been UFC. Also his fighting style depends on speed a lot,

everything speed, strength, grappling fight. But I don't think he's gonna age really well. He's 28 and he's on top of his game and he's amazing. But I would be shocked if he could do that at 34. He just we's to win like three more fights and he's the guy. If he if he beats Armin Zarnukian or what the fuck his name is if he beats him at 155 or even if he beats Gachey or even if he beats Patty and then maybe one more, maybe two out of those three I just named, and then he beats Islam at 170.

Or even if Islam loses at 170 and comes back to take his 55 pound belt, if he beats Islam Makachev, he's my go. He's my goat if he beats Islam Makachev. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I feel like if he beats Islam, how do you deny it at this point?

Like Islam was the dragon slayer who's only lost one fight in his whole fucking career. He's Khabib's prodigy. He's the guy. I think he's better than Khabib ever was. I agree, but in the same way that people keep getting better. Generationally, yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's, I think,

I think everybody's on some sauce these days. Everybody's getting a little, everybody's getting Islam had a failed test in, in, uh, in Israel or, and, uh, in Russia one time for some kind of masking agent or for, um, maybe a clomid type thing, like a thing to recover your natural tea or something. I won't, or maybe it was was it was something. It was something he shouldn't have been taking that he was. I think everybody in the top five is on some **** I

saw Fourier. He was like my next fight is going to be the last time I'll ever weigh 155 pounds. After that, I'm getting on steroids and I'm getting big. That's what Tom Aspinall says. Yeah, they're like, you know, you what do you think of steroids? Yeah, they're like, you know,

what do you think of stories? I think they're great, wish I could take them. Does he? Hard to say. Yeah, no. But I think John Jones retired because he was too scared of Tom Aspinall. A thousand percent.

So, not scared in the way that I think that like, I'm afraid of Tom Aspinall. Like, oh, my God, he's going to beat me up and it's going to hurt. But I think he saw the risk and reward for his legacy was too much. I do think that I think that if Tom loses to gone, John comes back and Pereira wins like a Pereira like wins his title back at light heavyweight or Pereira steps up to heavyweight and beats Tom. If something like that happens, then

Jones will retire and he'll come back and fight Pereira. But he will not fight John Aspinall because he does not like that matchup. There's that photo where they did a face off or not even really a face off, but a literal face off, not exactly the boxing version of a face off. But Tom put his hand on John's shoulder and it's like, oh my God, you're the big guy. You're way bigger than this guy. You're a size bigger. Your clothes are all a size bigger.

Like this is a manly man compared to John. Oh, I'm watching it right now. He's significantly larger than John Jones. And John Jones made his whole career being a weight bully. He fought at two Oh five and he fought mostly guys who just came up from one 85 who made their name at one 85 and for him to be the smaller guy in there, like he Jones can't do that. Smaller and older and way rustier.

Um, and, and I don't know how many Tom Aspina fights you've watched. You can get them all. You can watch. It's seven minutes. Really? He beats people that fast. He look up his record. Cause like, I'm not great at memorizing the minutia, especially with this

current era of stuff, I'm going to say first round knockout and like four of his last five. 18 and three. I don't think he's gone to the third round. I think he's mostly first and second round knockouts and it's the tuck. I talk about Ilja having a touch of death. Ilja puts combos on people in real quick. He's own. He's won every single fight in the first round other than vs. Andrei Arlovski in the first round since 2016. Yeah, he knocks everybody out in the first. He is just head and shoulders. He's bigger, stronger, faster, and way more talented than everybody he fucks with. That Sergey spvvvvvvvv fight was crazy. He hits people at one time and it won't be like this big perfect rocky looking bunch where the form is he'll jab people and stagger their asses to the

ground. It's uh he would have beaten John Jones. I saw DC say the opposite. I saw DC thinks that they fight right now John Jones wins. I don't know about that one, man. He looks old and fat to me. And he looks old and fat to me. I saw what he did to Gon though, and that can't be underestimated, but that's two fucking years ago now. That's years ago now. If he was gonna-

John's out of shape. If he were to fight, you have to tack on at least half a year. Oh yeah, get the fuck, yeah. Fuck him with all that bullshit. Ah, fuck, he's English. I thought he was American. If he had fought Aspen all- You'd like him, though, if he'd fought Aspinall

for months after gone, that's even money at best for Aspinall. But at this point, I think Aspinall beats him. He's just younger, younger, faster, bigger, stronger, all those things. He's got everything except for experience. And I don't think he's going to wither under the lights. I don't think he's like a chose a Aldo type. So I look forward to Tom's reign at heavyweight. I think it's gonna be long and illustrious because he if he if he walks the walk that he's talking because he's like I want to be an active heavyweight. Thank God because the division hasn't done anything but send those

fat slobs out for prelims in the last year and a half. I'm watching him fight a fat slob right now and he beat the pants off him. Like this is, yeah if I were John Jones I would also not want to fight this guy. He's also a nice guy. Like if you listen to him talk he's a smart, articulate, fun guy who just wants a fair shake. What makes you say that he's not the goat compared to this, this new guy? Like what? He doesn't have the resume, the wins compared to Jones

or even steep A is in the goat conversation. He's had a lot of good wins and I think he has more title defenses than anybody. So you guys got kind of analyze goat by weight class when you're looking at it or just pound for pound. Oh, I was doing it by weight class. To me, it's it's about I mean, you

could break it down per weight class, but a big it's accomplishments to me and resume and longevity. And I feel like if you're going to do like an actual goat Mount Rushmore, drug testing has to be part of it.

You know, how are you going to put Jones ahead of GSP who never failed a test? The worst thing you'd say about GSP is he might've had a little Vaseline on when he whooped BJ Penn. Yeah. And that's funny. If you listen to his game plan on BJ Penn, they analyzed footage of BJ Penn and they determined that BJ Penn had the fastest reaction times in the entire UFC. And the, and GSP is like, I cannot beat him.

I can't do French Canadian. I cannot beat him through the punch. And he's like, but his nervous system is just like a muscle. And fast twitch guys like that, their nervous systems are on another level. So I just had, I knew I had to overload it. So I fainted, I fainted, I fainted.

And they show him the fight while he's saying this. And he's just faint, faint, faint, faint, faint. And you can see BJ like, react, react, react, react, react, react, react, react. Until he's like, until his nervous system is overtaxed. And then I take him. And then he like sinks a fucking take down and takes BJ Penn down.

He's all greased up so BJ can't get his legs to lock. I remember when BJ Penn was the guy. I'm watching, I just, side of my eye, watching these finishes from Aspen Hall. The way these other professional fighters, tough dudes, tough customers are handling. Tom is like the way I fight in a dream, like where it's just slow and he's punching you three times before you can get your hands up. That's another dig against Jones.

Jones really didn't finish very many people. He had a lot of decision wins. And Tom knocks everybody the fuck out. That's another like feather in your cap if I'm going to consider you as my goat. Like, how many decision wins did you eke out? How much point fighting did you do throughout your career versus, wait, you knocked everybody out? Like that's why this Elia thing is so crazy He's knocking him the fuck out and he's calling it and they're not nobodies They're they're the the household names that he's knocking out left and right And he's at a weight where knockouts are less common. I would assume like I saw he was five then like a smaller guy It's it's 145 and 155 pounds.

They knock each other the fuck out down there. Okay. One cool thing about BJ Penn, he'd fight anyone. So BJ Penn was very good. 155 pound champ. Also 170 pound champ. Wasn't very common at the time. Also would fight open weight dudes who weighed 225 pounds. He's giving up 70

pounds. And it was Lillil Machada that he was fighting. That guy was all, he was a 205 pound champ at the time, but he weighed 225 for the bout. And BJ Penn's like, yeah, anyone, anytime. That's neat to me. That's bad ass. I didn't know that about him. That's, yeah, anyone, anytime. That's neat to me. That's badass. I didn't know that about him. That's, yeah. That moves him up in the rankings, all time rankings, right? He lost a third, three round decision, but that's legit.

I think he ran for governor of Hawaii or obviously not governor. Yeah, maybe governor of Hawaii. I think he garnered like 20,000 votes, which is a significant amount in that race, I think. More recently, he's gone insane. And he's a paranoid schizophrenic, delusional type. Well that, and there's clearly mental illness.

He believes that his mother and I believe a couple other of his core family members have been replaced by doppelgangers in an effort to steal his fortune and, um, unfortunately, some people in his orbit are co-signing with him on that. They're like, that's the doppelganger there, BJ. That's her. And it's like, that's his mom. So that video there is him being taken

into custody most recently. I'm not sure what the charges were precisely. Might've just been a help. And I don't know why, but they went into his bedroom there and locked him up and drug him off. Poor fella. They only were able to drag him off because he allowed it to happen. I was just thinking about that. Well yeah he actually lost in a bar fight. Oh no. But if you're like three police and that's BJ Penn you need a plan. If you're like three police and that's BJ Penn you need a plan Yeah, I wouldn't want to hang it will be J pin I know that

But but you know, I feel sorry for him as much as a goof around. It's it's he was He's one of my favorite fighters when when the GSP thing happened. I hate it GSP and I just why was GSP and I just why was GSP again? Probably my go if I had to sit and think about it for a while, probably my go. He lost twice. He avenged both those losses. One of them was a weird, silly loss to Matt Serra. And he never he never failed a drug test. He was a two division champion. And when the time came, when he took a belt that he couldn't hold

because of some health problems He didn't hang on to it so that he would be the champion until they stripped him. He didn't hold up the division He immediately was like I'm done. He'd have the belt back Thank you very much. This belt is great and here it is back to you and you can go get a new champion because I'm hurt I've got this he's got some digestive. It's not Diverticulitis it's not like diverted. It's not that it's something else he had going on, but I don't know. I got lost.

What is I'm watching him? I'm still watching. Oh, I remember. It's what he did to what's what BJP and what happened to BJP. So they fought huge fight battle of just two of the greats of the time and what What GSP had done? allegedly was going to the sauna and get super hot and your pores open up and then they rubbed him down with tons of baby oil and

Then your pores absorb it and then they close back up when you your body temperature comes back down And you're not sweating and you're storing baby oil in your pores So then when he gets in the ring, even if they wipe him down, he's sweating it out in there, baby But they're not wiping him down. They're wiping him down with more Vaseline or baby oil or whatever in the ring They're like, haha, that's yeah, you're it's leaking out of every orifice you got, but here have some, they're taking some more on. So when, were they pretending it was a normal wipe down, but it was really, baby, they were pretending it was a breathing technique. They were like, oh,

that is a breathe for a breathing technique. He rubs Vaseline on my back. And like, and they cut to Dana white in the crowd. He's like, that's fucking bullshit. He's in a lot of trouble. They're in a lot, like he's calling out the cheating that he's seeing like ringside. And BJ is a jujitsu specialist and he's on the bottom and he's trying to get his legs locked behind GSP

and GSP is able to just stand up and break his legs, which I don't think happened to BJ a lot in his career that someone could just stand up and break his guard or whatever. And it was because of the goo. It was because of the goo. He would just be able to pull out of things. Uh, I need to rewatch the fight has been too long, but yeah, me too. That's how I remember it though. I mean I watched watched Tom Aspinall

bend someone like the arm break technique where you kind of get it over your own arm and do that. When's the last time or has it ever happened where someone's had a major arm break or leg break from a lock? It happens. I can't imagine it's a nog. I remember that Big nog. I remember that big nog. I saw it this year. There was somebody that got their arm broken and it was hanging limp this year from just a submission. Rhonda Rousey used to do it to people. She'd break arms. You see people, what's funnier is celebration injuries. There's been like half a dozen guys who were celebrating. So before the fight, when they're announcing you, you're like, Taylor, the head honcho. And you're like stomping or whatever, slapping your thighs.

Maybe you like jump real high up, like show off your vertical. Yeah. The guy land tear my ACL right foot. Like, like if this is your right foot, like this is the outside of it. This is the inside of it. It, he lands and he goes, it like bends out and you see it bend bad. And he, the fight's about to start and he's like, Oh, oh, oh, he won the fight. Another guy did the worm Johnny Walker worm after his victory and like hurt his shoulder so bad, I believe he needed surgery. He was out doing the worm. Yeah, yeah. Four months. Is that a shoulder intensive maneuver? He began it with a body slam. He like dove to the ground and instead of doing the worm real nice and he just like face and chest planted. Wait, I'm sorry. What's his name? I want to see.

Johnny Walker. I'm pretty sure that was celebration fail. That'll get a sick name. Um, another guy was trying to climb the cage and something went wrong and like blew his knee out right there. Blue's near right there after winning. Um, there's a lot of people that get hurt celebrating after the fight or just flexing before the fight like doing some sort of macho performance but yeah johnny walkers is extra embarrassing because he's like weird he makes weird googly eyes and he's like a cringe kind of like it wasn't the worm i wish we could show the audience but i have it here time stamped uh i don't know the name of this move the one where you're on the ground maybe it is the worm. He fell down like to start it. And then he immediately went like,

he had just flying. The other guy was still drooling from the flying knee and he's hurt himself. He was really hurt too. Like he's all smiles and such in the interview but inside he knows he's injured Eddie It was a while before he's like, oh fuck. I really I really beefed this up. I could have just had a win scene I've you see lots of submissions fuck people up and break and dislocate things, but I can't remember who threw The oblique kick that worked now John Jones obviously like fuck Santos up with oblique kick that worked. Now, John Jones obviously like fucks Santos up with oblique kicks, but he limped around and got through the fight. I saw an oblique kick a while back and the guy's leg hyper extends and blows out right there. It was like a move. It was like John Claude,

Steven Seagal oblique kicked him. His knee buckled, went all the way backwards and the guy dropped to the ground screaming and holding his knee and that was the fight. Oblique kicks are probably one of the techniques that I would remove if I were the governor of MMA. I don't like the oblique kicks. I hear you. You could argue, hey, submissions happen. Why is it okay to break your arm, to break your knee, to do it? But the other guy has an opportunity to tap. The oblique kick is just from zero to 100. Zero to 100, just like a KO is. And I get that that's part of the fight.

And I've heard John Jones justify it that way. He's like, you're trying to give me CTE, damage my brain. I might not be able to remember where my fucking keys are, what my kid's names are. I think I should be able to give you a limp for the rest of your life. And I'm like, yeah, but I don't like it. Stop kicking people in the kneecaps, you piece of shit. He's the worst person. He's the worst person. He genuinely is. I don't know who John Jones fans are.

I'm a fan of the fighting, but how can you be a fan of the man? I thought you believed him to be kind of goat territory for a while. Yeah, he's right up. Look, if you're going to throw away drug testing, If you just say everybody's on steroids, if that's your mindset that okay, John Jones failed three or four tests, but that just means he was bad at taking tests, you know, or he wasn't taking his regimen seriously to get through the test. Maybe you blame it on that and say everybody was on him, he just was the guy who got caught. Like Armstrong, the way they say like Lance Armstrong got busted, The next 50 people behind him were all also on drugs.

Keep that in mind. Okay. They were all blood. Yeah. Everybody was doing an EP or something. So if you're that guy, then Jones has to be right up there in your top three. For sure. I'm making this up, but I feel like Jones failed tests

because he took the T more aggressively. He took it right up to competition day. He didn't stop a few weeks in advance like everyone else had to. He wanted to give himself an advantage that no one else had. I don't remember exactly what he tested positive for. I believe once he tested positive for Terenna ball,

which isn't even a very good steroid. It was like a weird one for him to be on. When you hear that guy from, from Balco, I don't know the guy who did Barry Bonds, the clear and the cream, you might've heard before. When you hear him talk about like the game of making designer steroids that aren't tested for, it's very high end and smart stuff

where they're aggressively timing schedules to get around testing and using chemicals to get around testing. John Jones testing for Dorena ball screams not that. You know what I mean? It's like I'm happy to investigate Jones and figure out what he was up to, But him testing positive for like the wrong kind of steroid like that is so weird. It doesn't scream to me, oh, he's part of a secret underground program that the elites have access to only him and LeBron and like the top 10 athletes in the world use this lab.

That's not what John Jones was doing. And that, you know, I think you got to give him a little credit for winning all those fights after partying and doing all that cocaine. He wasn't fighting for his best. I have a PED question, just both of you. For some reason, and I don't know if I can justify it through like a moral lens, in the UFC,

I really, really dislike the PEDs, the guys that get caught, it tarnishes their whole legacy, et cetera. And maybe I'd feel that way about other sports too, but when a guy does it in, I don't know. Combat sport. It's a combat sport. If someone in cycling, it doesn't rub me quite as wrong. Of course. Yeah. I get it. Like, yeah. A lot of these guys are just protecting their own longevity. Basketball. Those dudes, it's hard for me to imagine that they achieve those physiques, especially as you watch them like mature, you know,

that these skinny guys enter the league at 20 and turn into jacked tall guys, which is a rough number. Got way bigger than his genetics should have allowed for Giannis. Like that guy was skinny, maybe skinnier than me. And now, well, he's like something anyone would wish to look like. Um, and, and I just feel like there's Royds involved and I don't care. Basketball players can use Royds according to me. I don't care either. And if they're going to get down that court,

they should all be on EPO if they're smart or being in a bariatric chamber. I would especially if you were like one of those bubble guys, if it's like, man, I made the team this year. I don't want to get cut at the end of the year. Oh, my God. Pump me full. Pump me full of whatever you got. I would be cheating so hard but like you said when you're

hitting somebody in the head, it it it just feels it's it's not cool. I don't like that. It's dirty. It's bad. You know who I want to take Royds and get jacked? Caitlin Clark, right? That poor girl's getting bullied by that entire league. I'm not going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be able to get a good shot.

I'm going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be able to get a good shot. I'm going to be ableed up Anyway, she when I say she needs an enforcer She needs a girl who can throw a punch don't come over and shove somebody down and like bust their butt on the on the hard Wood knock so much fucking teeth out. I like it is

I need you to put an elbow and I need you to cut somebody if you've heard her Enforcer is small for the league. She's like 6'1", but she played on the boys football team in high school. Like she's not an everybody person. She's a really pretty white blonde girl. And yeah, but she played football in high school and later in that game, she took out the girl who hurt Caitlin and I was here for it.

That league is full of idiots, of absolute morons. And management. No one has, Caitlin Clark is the first WNBA athlete, the average American man who is your core viewing audience has ever fucking heard of. She has name recognition. She is doing state farm commercials. She is main fucking stream.

I'm not gonna do what she does. Let me hit that back and like, I'll give you the floor. I was watching TNT and they were saying, Caitlin Clark was the most famous basketball player under 30 boy or girl. And I was like, what? No way. And then I thought about it. I agreed and everyone on the panel agreed.

There isn't a man or woman basketball player more famous than Caitlin Clark under 30. And of course there's LeBron and Steph Curry, the older ones. But under 30, it's her. Meanwhile, you're in a league that loses money, that has viewership, that's rivaled by high school games. You are in a league that can't earn its keep in a massive sports market, which is the United States. you still can't get anybody to fucking show up Mm-hmm, but all of a sudden here's this bright white shining light on the hill and it's Caitlin Clark. She's Personable she's fun and she's so incredibly talented that like I watched some clips of her and it's like she she she shoots from half court She saw that that that was pretty incredible. It's like one and a half steps from half court

and she's three in a row, like in transition fast. And it's crazy. Steph Curry wouldn't shoot it from there. Maybe you would, courts are different. But it's crazy how far she's shooting from. I mean, it's entertaining. Courts are the same. Even to me, oh, you learn something every day.

Balls are different. Balls are different though. And the hoops stay the same. See, that's a little silly if you think about it. A little easier to sync those shots with that smaller ball, right? Sure. Well, they need a little bit of help. These dumb bitches are like trying to win some click contest or something. And they're abusing her. They're shoving her, and they don't like that she's getting some shine, as if they would be getting it if she weren't. That's not the case. That's not the case, you dumb bitches. You are in a hole, a hole of mediocrity, obscurity. I don't know a name of a single WNBA team,

and that's pretty well represented throughout every man my age who watches sports the people that you want to watch you the people with men with money and Free time to watch sports who might buy your memorabilia go to your games get their kids involved us the your audience and You're they're beating the shit out of her and treating her badly and somehow she's not getting protection from the league I I'm gonna take a guess here. That league's ran by a woman, right? It has to be.

There's no way the WNBA's commissioner isn't a woman, right? Because a man would have the way to goddamn minute. That's a cash cow. This dude is not ground. I've heard like NBA NFL players talk about their rookie experience of like, they hit the cash cow. This dude just knocked me down. I've heard like NBA, NFL players talk about their rookie experience of like, they hit the cash cow of the team. They like hit LaDani and Tomlinson

or whoever the fucking practice. And everybody was like, whoa, whoa, nobody hits LT. He pays my kids fucking college bills. That's LT. You don't hit LT. He's like, man, I should hit LT. I learned. You're right. It. You don't hit L.T. Man, I should hit L.T. You're right. It's a lady, Catherine Engelbert.

What a wild guess. Crazy guess you're able to get the fuck out of here with that. Like, I don't care about Caitlin Clark. I don't care about that stupid sport. I'll tell you right now, abusing her and put like she very soon won't need you anymore to make her living like she's she's smart, person, and famous enough that she'll take that next step to something else if you keep it up. She'll make her own fucking basketball league if she wants to.

She's bigger than your entire sport and you're abusing her and treating her like shit out there. It's crazy what they're doing. I have seen enough clips. I don't watch WNBA. And the fact that I've seen clips randomly scrolling on social media does speak to Caitlin Clark being that level of influencer,

like that level of, you know, mover. Cause otherwise I never, I've never seen a WNBA clip before. And it's like- If you have, it was like a low light compilation or something. Yeah, it was like a mocking compilation. Look at these, these angel race. Yeah. And it's just like her getting like hit, which is something you don't see in basketball, like actively,

like being pushed and hit and smacked and poked in the eyes. And it's, it's wild. Yeah, they really don't recognize the golden goose or they don't care enough to maintain it. That's a woman thing because I've heard it time and time again with like pro athletes expressing that thought I said a minute ago of like well this is our guy. Like he's the reason that like those stands are full out there. Like everybody on your team knows that. That you're helping to pay their bills by proxy, by being the guy, being, you know, whatever the LeBron's a good example.

He's the fucking flagship guy. But to see them doing that is crazy. It can only a woman, only a group of bitchy women. There was a story from the NHL towards like the later part of Gretzky's career, where some call up from the AHL was trying to, you know, get known and stay in the league. And he like tried to rough up Gretzky late in his career, like after the whistle, which is something that happens in the NHL all the time.

There's nothing wrong with that. But he did it to Gretzky, the great one and his own team's enforcer apparently came to him. It was like, if you do that to Wayne again, I'll beat your ass. Do not touch Wayne. I thought he was going to be like, don't touch Wayne. You're creating work for me. They're going to hurt me if you do that again. Yeah.

Cause there were probably two, at least at that point in the NHL, two goons on the bench just waiting for someone to touch Gretzky. And in baseball, it's one of those things. Like if you get wronged on the baseball field, the pitcher will come to you and be like, who do you want me to get?

Like who you want? You know, like not seeing that taken care of is upsetting. And I don't get it. I hope that she does what I think I heard some inkling that there might be a different league or something like that. That would make a ton of sense. She should make her own fucking basketball league. Yeah, she got offered a big payday to enter a mixed league, one that had men and women in it.

It was run by a rapper or something. I, one that had men and women in it. It was run by a rapper or something. I'm short on details, but she declined it. And I kind of think it's probably for the best. Do you really want to see her get clowned on by like college level men? Yeah. High school level men. Let her maintain the mythos of just being the best

ever woman. There was a question, like, could she play in the NBA? Could she, you know, as a shooter, maybe, maybe like let's answer. No, no, no, no, no. And also she would be such a defensive liability. She'd get targeted on defense. They it's called a switch, right? They organize the offense in such a way that the ball

handler gets matched up with your worst defender. It'd be her every single time. She can't guard LeBron. She can't guard a six foot four man. Like his wingspan just outpaces hers by too much. He can reach higher than she can jump. Maybe. Some of them. Maybe she runs and jumps but if she's guarding me and she's flat foot flat. Yeah. Isn't her whole thing being a great if I can make her leap with all she has, I'm just going to push faster. Right. Yeah. It's a whole different sport. Mixing men and women's sports doesn't make a lot of sense. Yeah. At almost anything. I'm just becomes men's sports. Yeah. I, you know, I mean their golf is one that would translate

Well, if you just move the tees up like let the ladies use the ladies tees and let them in like I can watch mixed golf That that's a really similar kind of thing. But you know, even then it's unfair like if they mix tennis exists Yeah, but they do doubles and they mix it that way. We like two girls two guys, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh That's at least fair like a guy girl guy girl. Like two girls, two guys, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's at least fair. Like a guy, girl, guy, girl. Like it's the pairing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That sucks. Caitlin Clark, even bullied by that ugly girl. Like I've seen enough gifts of her getting bullied by the same ugly girl that it's like, why are they letting them some other posts that was like, this bitch has more career rebounds than points. Which is to me, as a not basketball fan,

that seems astounding. So I'm not, I'm kind of an Angel Reese hater, but I have to like give her her flowers on this one move. So she's such, she's a bad shooter, but more than that, her shot selection is particularly bad. So she takes like off balance, falling Hail Mary shots that go in like one in 20 times. But to her credit, she hustles and gets her own rebound. So sometimes she'll get the point on like the third or fourth try.

And then it's like, look at me, I got four rebounds at a point. It's like that actually isn't the great way to school. That's how children play basketball. It's just the biggest kid runs up and down. They started saying like those aren't rebounds at a point is like that actually isn't the great way to school. That's how children play basketball. It's just the biggest kid. They started saying like those aren't rebounds. Those are me bounds. You know, you're a terrible shooter, but you see where your own ball is going to go after your own shot and get it.

So rather than get sensitive and try to defend her rebounding, she got a trademark on me bounds and started selling clothing like a me bound line of apparel and I'm like, okay, as far as handling your haters, I gotta tip the cat. You gotta grind. You did a good thing. Good for her then. Like I'd all I know is that she seems to hate Caitlin Clark with a passion that exceeds a reasonable amount to hate a fellow female basketball player. Which is it seems I hate that she thinks she's in a rivalry.

It's the same sort of rivalry I had with Eric Lindros in my playing. Yeah, like how us and North Korea are real rivals. We're really competing. We're really going tit for tat. That new resort they got to North Korea got a resort? Really? Zach, show us a picture of the North Korean resort. I saw someone today and they were like capitalism versus communism. But they were like, just kidding. The square dystopia is America. That's North Korea's new beach resort on the left. I was like,

fuck. I don like, fuck. I don't like these L's we're taking. First China has sick ass cities. You know, I feel like when I look at England's really old infrastructure, it's dope and it has charm. When I look at our old infrastructure, like worn out Detroit, not dope. Look at those donut buildings. This isn't a real image. This is a render.

Yes it is. Show us the picture at night. It's much more impressive. It's pretty, you know, it's well lit. It's real? Yeah. The road doesn't look right. It's never been driven on.

Yeah, they don't have cars. It's good to keep it pristine. That's just for the great leader to make his way. Taylor, I ask you, because you're particularly good at this, how sure are you that it's a render? This one looks more real than the previous one. Okay.

So I would believe it's real, but there is something weird about the road and about the orientation of the umbrellas, but I guess it's real. But they're building this as a show of opulence more so than a usable beach, right? Like the propaganda beach. Yeah, how many people can possibly-

Well, they're hoping tourists will come. To North Korea, honestly, that could be kind of fun. Go to North Korea, see what it's all about. You know- I bet they have tasty Korean food too. They probably don't eat that much differently than the other Koreans. You know, I- Korean food's solid.

I love the dude with the chest full of medals. Like as old as he is, he's not old enough to have participated in a war. Yeah. What? That guy's not even old enough to have fought in Korea. That's sick. I've seen that with our own generals too, where it'll show like, you know, this is a

modern general who's never fought and it's just a fucking chest full of medals. And then it'll be like, and here's general Patton. What a pan. It's like three little things. He's always got some, I wonder if this is the same lady I always see him with. I hear he's got a whole harem of girls. I bet he does, dude.

And he had that cheese problem that makes him relatable. Like, I like him. I'm pro-kidding on him. What's his cheese problem? He likes it too much? Apparently he was eating tremendous amounts of cheese imported from France. And he couldn't get enough. Look at that. He's got a... Okay, now I see. The water park is back there behind the resort.

Look at that. He's up here. Look at that. He's sitting there in the chair. Just holding court. I bet this guy's life is dope. Dude, it's got to be sick. Can you imagine being his boy? Like, you're his guy. Oh, I'm Dude, it's got to be sick. Can you imagine being his boy? Like you're his guy. Oh, I'm Kim Jong Un's top guy. And you may not know this, that haircut he's got is illegal for anyone but him to have. So like you might, so in a country where everybody like wants like idolizes him, they're not allowed to wear their hair like him. I kind of wear my hair like him. Apparently it's mandatory that you have a Costanza balding pattern based on this. He does the under shave though. Like, can you show us a close-up of Kim's hair, Zach? Because he does this under shave thing really sharp, like above the

ear almost. Like a Peaky Blinders kind of like 19th century kind of weird thing It's unique his dad had the same thing It was it was it was weird on him. Hey, I thought he was gonna lose weight There was a time when he wasn't looking his yeah, look at that. Oh He got he got all threaded up. That's tight I mean good airline to doesn't have to shave doesn't look like he has any facial hair at all You got a little mustache going on. I see a little maybe maybe a slight little slight give him a little fume and chew five o'clock. I see a little five o'clock something there. I see your two chins.

I know it's on his lip there on his on his lip there. He's got a little darker. He's got he's got the same thing you have, where except much more severe where there's nothing coming in the middle. Well, he's got the whole Asian thing where they almost grow nothing. I was watching letters from Iwo Jima the other day and these Japs have been living in a cave for three months and they got like the wisp of facial hair. Yeah they probably save a lot on razors over there. That's why they're getting some advance. I wouldn't be opposed to like a North Korean vacation, but my fear, genuine

fear would be that they'd like, Oh, let me look at your phone and say, Oh, here you go. And it's like, Oh, you made a lot of jokes. You shouldn't have about the great leader. Oh, can I not come in? They're like, worse. You can't leave. You get to stay.

They dragged me across that fucking gravel border that Trump shook hands across and I'm kicking and screaming and the South Korean officers just don't give a shit. I imagine it would be like the interview where me and Kim Jong-un would become fast friends. We'd become cool guys who enjoyed hanging out with one another. He's a huge NBA fan. So I know him and Rodman are pretty tight, but I don't know if he's gonna be into the average American kind of fellow. I think he'd more likely to send you off to a secret prison or something. Good bond over cheese. Not if you're boys with him. I don't think it's gonna be hard to get close with the great leader

You know I did the thing about the thing about the memes on the phone we're doing that to people But he has to do well They're going through people's phones and checking their social media like like if you're coming from the UK, I think They they go through your phone and look for look for memes that they don't like any social media activity You might you shouldn't have done. There was a story that that one person got, uh, expelled because he had the JD Vance like bobblehead meme. Um, and apparently he did have the bobblehead meme, but what, what had he actually done? What do he, he had like a drug of, oh, he had like, he was a drug user.

I think he had to fill out his port that he used drugs like he in general, I'm a drug user and they expelled him for that, send him back to his home and then Reddit got ahold of that and I guess sort of like left wing propaganda news got ahold of that and they're like expelled over meme. Let's Barbara Streisand the shit out of this. No one cares. Yeah. Like, like, look, look, I love shit nom Trump for his look, his gobble gobbly gook neck. Do you think JD Vance is not an unattractive man? So when they try to get that guy, didn't admit to drug use. No, let's do this. He admitted to drug use, but he didn't have the meme. Does he get deported? I

think so. Yeah. Yeah. I would imagine the drug use is the deciding factor there. I don't know. Yeah. I've heard this story. I bet there's lots of people with that meme on their phones and they're not getting sent home left and right. So like, like that's kind of my barometer. I don't know the ins and outs of it. I just thought the thing was wacky. I think attacking JD Vance is wacky. I don't, I don't like his politics or his policy and he can, he comes off as downright prissy at times, but he doesn't wear eyeliner. That's just what his eyes look like

I like I like a fat-faced man We need is a more fat-faced man round-faced fat-faced men Beards with full beards in the public eye. That's man with full beards in the public eye. Yeah, you could be a JD Vance impersonator. Like if there was a get together. Have you seen the memes where he is the judge from Blood Meridian? It's that JD Vance meme face, but he's totally bald and that and I saw it. I thought it was funny And now that I'm reading the book, I'm like, oh I fucking get it like They're kind of representing him as Satan. But yeah, sometimes I guess what it really is is I don't like it when people mean poorly. I like I like good

Well constructed funny memes and whenever they make fun of JD See, that's good. See, that's good. That's the I like that. That tickles me. All right. That's what the judge looks like as he's described. His book essentially terrifying, absolutely terrifying. That would haunt my dreams. Pink lips. I don't like what he always what he said. You leave things up not long enough.

Too long already on this one. So I'm reading about this dude. Apparently he admitted to being a drug user. So they forced him to get the password to his phone. They said they were gonna detain him and fine him $5,000 if he didn't get the password. So he gave it to that. And then once they saw the JD Vance meme, they got angry with him.

They used a sex force. They pushed him against the wall and squeezed him really hard. He said it was painful and deported him. And apparently it was a combination of that and what they described as extremist propaganda. And the meme, by the way, was sent to him on WhatsApp. You know how it saves to your photo roll? Yeah, I was there. Yeah, it asks me every so often. It's like, can we still have access to all your pictures? I please.

And it's like, I guess, whatever, nothing important's in here. So I don't like that. I just think it's bad practice for our tourism business. I think that you should welcome people who make fun of your, your leader with silly memes, even if they're not funny memes. Um, so, but, but, so memes. So if that was the deciding factor, I don't like that one bit. Just because of that, like I don't want people around, people around the world should think you're welcome here and we

won't fuck with you. But I just said a minute ago, one of the reasons I would never go to North Korea, like if I was looking at an Asian vacation next month and I was like, well not North Korea, why? I don't want them going through my phone seeing some meme of the great leader and like I don't know being mean to me That's just what I if that's what we did I hate that because if you're I want French people to come here and spend their dirty money You know I want them to I want Europeans to come here and be like holy shit They weren't exaggerating how big this place is. Oh, and look at that. Oh, free refills.

I want them to air conditioning. Damn, they are better. What are you talking about is real, right? People aren't coming here. Tourism is down in a really big way. It's just an anecdote, but I watch in the sailing couple, they're going from Mexico to Canada without stopping in America.

And it's just because they're concerned about our attitude towards, they're British. Yeah. It's quite a sail. Yeah, I don't like that. The British and they're a little our attitude towards their British. Yeah, it's quite a sale. Yeah, I don't like this and they're a little bit of LARPing there. Yeah, I don't like that. Wait, how are they LARPing? Meaning that like a couple of British people on a boat are like, oh, we don't want to stop in America because we'd be detained

and thrown in alligator Alcatraz. It's like, I think people think that I get asked in chat like, hey, my parents are talking about coming from Denmark. Is it safe to come into America? So you might think it's wild, but people do think it. My answer would be probably. Right. I don't. I'm not sure a couple of elderly people from Denmark visit America,

and you think that's risky. That's insane. I don't know what's on their phones. I don't know what's on their phones. I don't know what's on their social media. I don't know if they back some left-wing group in Denmark that we view as, maybe they support Hamas. Are they commies? The dude we just talked about was from Norway. Yeah, I mean, I heard a Canadian died in ICE custody.

I don't know the details of that, but the flat out truth is that people die in ice custody sometimes. And sometimes I've seen them lock up tourists accidentally. And you can imagine how it would be easy to accidentally lock up a tourist who happened to be, you're a tourist from China and you want to see Chinatown and they're there grabbing like Chinese waiters

and scooping them up. You could get scooped up too. Why would a tourist from China want to go to Chinatown? Dude, if I went to China and they had an America town, you best believe I'm heading on down to Uncle Sam Avenue and get myself a double burger. I want to see their version of my thing. I want to see what they think. I think I'm curious. Okay. Right. I wouldn't think that way. Everyone's like confident, loud, unusually happy, smiling constantly in America town. Fat as hell. Oh yeah. Right.

Right. It's just like red diet, everything food states, food standards are lower. Yeah, right, right. This is like red dye and everything food states food standards are lower Yeah, they have ads but we the last place with red 40 real america Yeah, I mean I would genuinely be scared and worried about especially if I were like a real left-leaning kind of European person who who did make fun of trump on social maybe you ran if you ran a meme account that did nothing but make fun of Trump and you're coming from Germany visiting New York, I'd be worried, bro. I think I'd want to get that off my phone, get a new device. They might do something to you.

And maybe not just because of that, but if you got some other little complication, like this other guy did, maybe the two combined gets you messed with. I don't know. I would, I would genuinely be worried about too funny and now they're going to lock your ass up. Could be, could be, you know, Trump doesn't like to be out memed. I wouldn't like that. Well, he's not good at me. He's a boomer. He's, every now and then he's got a turn of the, he when he gets always like an accidental funny thing. What about when he calls Kim Rocket Man,

I call him Little Rocket Man. That was funny. And that was years and years ago. He's lost a little bit of the magic. He's he's lost a lot of the funniness. Like when he does things funny now, it doesn't feel like a bit or a joke where he's in on it. It feels more like, oh, he did something absurd.

Let's laugh at this absurdity. Not even necessarily saying it makes him look 13 tattoos were real. That one has permanently colored my opinion of him. Yeah. Well, that wasn't funny. I thought it was hilarious. But like talk about losing it, talking about like being easily duped That's extreme I was just listening to him maybe two hours ago he's doing a rally I popped in to see what he was saying and he was ranting about statues He's like they what he was making up a story about how they were trying to attack the The Jefferson Memorial

and tear down Jefferson. And you know who they put up. You know who they put up. And it's just like, what are you talking about? He's like, they tore down some of the statues of some of our greatest people, some of our greatest people. And then he like pivots to Jefferson

because he doesn't want to talk about Confederate generals. Maybe he doesn't want to call them the greatest people. Oh, well they have taken that statues. He's in Washington and Jefferson. Look, I'm on your team. Don't get me. I know. It's the Confederate generals that he was talking about. And then he made up a story. He suggested that only because of his quick actions was the Jefferson Memorial saved from the clutches of libtards with pickaxes. Like he woke up in dark of night in order to save it. I called still team six and said, you gotta get here fast. Like he's, he was,

he's one of a kind. I can't wait. The only thing I say this, can I say this? And I'd still like this better than Kamala. I still, of course, I still like this better than sheala. I still like this better than. She'll be, if she'd won, she could have been Kamala, but she's Kamala. She's a loser. Now she's Kamala. It's the way it goes.

They were like Kamala's leading the polls in the California governor's race. And I guess so. She spent a billion dollars this year advertising herself. Like how? California governor's race. I guess so. She spent a billion dollars this year advertising herself. California governor's race? I think so. I think they wanted to run for that. Oh, okay.

Oh, because they knew some is popping out. And you know, she was locking up the pot smokers in California. That was that was her gig before vice president again. Hey, and she killed it. She lost a lot of them. And so maybe credit where credit's due, perhaps. Yeah. Tip of the hat for making the streets less potty, smoky, less, less skunky, less skunky street under Kamala.

Don't you wish there was a political party that agreed with you? Right. I have a question for Kyle. Did Pornhub get banned in Georgia? Last time we talked, it was about to happen. It was already done. Like, like, like they did it a day early. Um, that it was supposed to be banned on the first, but we, I think we were having that discussion on the 29th of the 30th and, uh, like after we got off,

I was like, Oh, let me check. It was banned. It was just a video of a lady being like your politicians suck I know it's not the same one because mine mentions North Carolina by name But I would they need a different video It should be up it should be a badass porn star being like I bet you'd like to see me take this off, but Governor Wilson says that I I can't you with these, not looking at them. I need to be 100% sure about who you are.

So send your social security number, your driver's license, home address. I'd like at least two bills and it should be that. They should poke fun at it. That would be funny. It's pretty annoying that they took Pornhub away. It's not my go-to, but I don't like being... God gives its toughest battles to its strongest warriors, John. So true.

And our guy on Plex hasn't updated the queue lately. And I'll tell you what, I try to curate that thing. He got deported. With an auteur's touch. I try to only put the thing with an auteur's touch. I try to only put the best and the brightest on there in hopes that you guys will join me in watching some of my indie horror movies or my finds that I research and I look for.

But then every now and then I try to add some sort of weird stepmother incest movie, and he never adds them, he never adds them. There's like a whole catalog on that shout out to the black sky for that He's doing you a favor there man, what's the new long way whatever long way what? Long way down and round were the old ones long way home, maybe Long way home. Did you catch this? I really want it. Okay, you of course know Ewan McGregor, the Star Wars dude.

He and Charlie Borman do this thing where they ride their motorcycles on really long trips. What's it called? Well, the first one was called Long Way Round. And they start in England, they go across Europe, Mongolia, they take a boat from Russia to Alaska, then they ride their motorcycles down through Canada and across America, then take a boat back to Scotland

or something. So they went around the world on motorcycles. Next one's a long way down. They go from Scotland to South Africa. And then the next one's, I went long way home. It go from Scotland to South Africa. And then the next ones, I want long way home. It's the new one. And I think it's the last one that'll ever do. Yeah, I'm looking forward on here.

I'm on the site we used to request them. I actually don't see it here. Okay. It's not available here. Thank you for sharing. What a shame. Well, I've had all I can take. Hangouts like that sometimes too. It always makes me laugh. I appreciate it. All right. I know. I'm sorry. I cut you off. You son of a bitch.

Reddit's going to shred me for that one. I had a real humdinger, but Woody cut me off, guys. I'm sorry. I was going to tell you about all sorts of cool crazy stuff. Oh, it was a great story. What he says, no, he's typing, end it now, cut it. That's true. It was a great story. What he says, no, he's typing, end it now, cut it. 759 roast me online.