Painkiller Already - PKA 769 W/ Ed Bolian: RIP Charlie Kirk

Episode Date: September 13, 2025

PKK 769. Our guest, Ed Bullion, will be joining towards the end of the show, I think. Maybe last 90 minutes. We'll see. Taylor. This episode of PCA is brought to you by lock and load, our wonderful merchandise. And of course, BetterHelp.com. We'll talk about them a little bit later.

Kyle, you were shocking me with your gross generalization that no one should have children just a moment ago. I don't believe that's what I said at all. I said that no one wants children and no one should want children. Like, what are you doing? What kind of breeder, like, like, sick-mind kind of person wants to have children? I don't get it. I would rather lose my left foot than have a kid. You know how, like, sex feels good because it's something that nature's trying to get you to do? You don't, you think that that's, like, the end of the feel-good part of procreating, that there's no rewarding parts in having children? I don't know, Father Taylor. Tell me more about, about this.

What are you talking about? You're saying that orgasms are... Why do you think orgasms feel good? It's because nature is trying to get you to procreate because it's important to further the species. Then why can't women have orgasms? That's one of God's... That is one of God's great mysteries.

It's like asking, why can't they drive? Like, we'll never actually know. But I just... I see my friends with kids and they love it. Oh, do they? In front of you, they love it. You know what people with children do to their single friends? They lie because they want you in the same hole that they're in. They can't stand it when you go and eat seven chili dogs at a St. Louis game and then just go home and pass out. It was like five hot dogs, dude. I'm sorry. Well, you ate the other two on the way home. You took them to go. It doesn't count. It was afterward. You spent $53 on hot dogs. He said at the game. Now he's mischaracterizing the history. Oh, fact check, Woody, true. That's what people with kids do to their single friends. They're like, oh, it's so wonderful.

There's like a little you, and every day is a gift, and it gives you so much purpose. And it's like, how's your nap situation these days? It's like, what? What's that? Well, the kids have naps, but I mostly have nervous breakdowns about my financial future. Well, I think it takes naps, but I don't because I'm 36 and they can have stuff to do. Yeah. The fuck out of here.

That's prime nap in age. Naps are wasted on the young. Naps are for 40-year-old men. You get a nice three to six-hour nap in the middle of day. Six hours is not. By the evening, you're just popping. How do you think I'm on here so bubbly and happy? Usually, I'd be filled rage right now.

No kids. Check me, Taylor. How are you going to get in this one? You need a solid eight hours and then a cool six in the middle of the day. You lock in for what they call a health-conscious 14, and you're you're banging on all cylinders you ask any professional bodybuilder sleep and rest is almost maybe even more important than bodybuilders have kids not no they don't they're not fertile they've ruined how would they possibly have kids

those guys are all cucks Chris Benoit had kids not anymore no that's true that's true he was a bad example see that guy saw the light and then you all I can't believe you went to Chris Benoit for example of parents. Can you think of any other happy parents? He felt so bad about it. He hanged himself in the Bowflex right afterward. Oh, that's true. That's true.

Or, you know, I just, I don't know why anyone have children. I don't know why you would want that, why you want that responsibility, why you would want that lack of free time, the inability to just drop everything and go on a mini vacation for three to five, three or four days. Like, like my dogs, I could, I could send them to the fucking, uh, boarding place. Just not the pound. I could kill. I mean, look, if I, if I had to, I could strangle the life out of them and be like,

no more responsibility for me. And they wouldn't give me 45 fucking years to life. Like they, you see women do that all the time. Do you think it just happens randomly that all these women are drowning their kids in bathtubs? Those are honest parents. Talk to one of those gals about whether you should procreate. They'll let you know.

Don't do it. One of those chicks that traps their kids in the car seats and then rolls their van at the lake. I think that's a minority of parents Yeah, I think it's a minority Not everybody has guts I think most people enjoy having kids I think that it's like a driver

in the human condition to want kids on some level What does most mean? Webster's definition More than half, right? You're looking up most It means a majority A numerical amount quantity or degree

Well then you're just wrong Because most people don't want kids There's no way most people want kids I can't believe that there are women who want kids. That's the shocking thing to me. Because as a man, it's like, I just do the thing I love the most. And a kid happens to a woman. It's like, well, we're going to destroy my pussy and my body and my mind.

Let's do it. Like, what's left? Well, Kyle, you're almost right here. Because according to a 2023 Gallup poll, 8% of people say they don't want children at all. 8%. Oh, wait. No, you just told me the definition of most. That's a tiny minority, right?

I just don't think that can be accurate. There's no way. Eight percent of what? Eight percent of human beings, eight percent of the polling data on your Fox News breeder website. Get out of here. It says Gallup. This is like Taylor arguing with Taylor. It's like, look, I have polls and stats and facts.

He's like, well, my gut says, uh-uh. I just don't believe your poll. There's no way. I don't know anyone that wants kids. My parents don't even want, didn't even want kids. I mean, they did. They did it on purpose, so multiple times. But now, big mistake, big mistake.

They just kept doing it. You dad likes having you around. Sure. You think that you enrich your dad didn't have to do anything. Dad got a hunting buddy and an archery buddy. Mom got a lifelong of responsibilities and, like, chores, and extra work. You know me fires I started? You know me fights I got into?

How many parent-teacher conferences required? What it cost to raise me? get the fuck out of here they both could have had lambos they're gonna lambo a piece or something at this point while the shit i broke no get out of here with that i don't know you know what a kid cost to raise to college age forget paying for the college just to get the college age it's gotta be 400 grand or closing in on it no idea it's probably not cheap have a summer house instead taylor get a dog and a summer house to take the dog to don't get yourself a fucking Half-ass genetic replica. What else should he get? Like, uh, no, e-bike? I mean, e-bikes are pretty cool, but I can get another 40-90.

You could be a, you could SLA those things, even though it's diminishing. Isn't that the G-Dempside, the Invideo card, yeah. Yeah, I just don't buy it. I don't think that, I'd love the, like, like, all jokes aside, those of you who are listening to this, let me know, do you want children? And not the idea of children.

Do you want the reality of children? like no there's no way you do there's no lots of people want a family it's really normal it used to be maybe i don't know why it would be i've never wanted children from an early age i was like whoa why would anyone want this why would anyone want one of me like i'm awful like why would you want me in your house like throwing crusty socks under my bed and like like why would you want a kid. I don't get it. I really don't. Like, I like my dogs. They're great. But again, I choked the life

out of them. There's nothing. You can do about it. I think that kids are kind of a long-term project, and they're the sorts of things that give people meaning. Some people start a business and work long after they don't need money anymore, right?

Elon Musk doesn't need another dime. But I think that he likes the achievement. I was talking to a friend of mine, and he had, I forget if he had five or six kids. He's professionally successful, but in listening to him, I felt like emotionally poor.

I'm like, I got two kids. This dude's got like a half dozen over here. The whole gamut from felon to doctor, right? They all turned out different, which is hilarious, by the way. Let's make that the left side of the spectrum, all right? There's, for, does he have a child molester?

Does he, no, okay, so he doesn't have the full gamut. He's like, got like middle of the gamut felon to the far to the best case scenario doctor and i i don't know by the way it's hilarious to me how he takes like no responsibility for raising his kids he's like look i gave him all the same environment the kids it's on them to turn out the way they turn out like oh okay yeah but anyway hearing him talking about all his kids and like now that he's old like me um and uh like they're entering into adulthood and doing their own things and i think he has his first

grandkids maybe and it was like yeah i don't know i feel like this guy has so much more than me i picture grandpa on the couch just surrounded by the little world that he created and it's like it's pretty dope it's like a kind of accomplishment or emotional wealth sure if you made a business that employed 1400 people wouldn't it be the kind of thing you hang your hat on i if dinner was always packets of sugar like i admit they taste good But at some point, it's not all that filling. And Kyle's argument seems to be sugar tastes better than anything else. Why would you have anything but that?

It's the freedom to pick sugar or salt and not have to like, oh, no, I can't. My kids. Oh, no, I can't. My kids. No, oh, I'm not allowed. My wife and kids. Like, I don't like the leash and collar, the ball and chain that is that family. And I also wouldn't want the responsibility.

And I don't like them. I don't like them. They're not cool. They're shitty little many people. Dogs are so much better. I have a response for that too. And I think it ties into Taylor's argument, which was sometimes you get satisfaction from it in a way that it's almost just stupid. I think it's like a chemical reaction that parents are wired to have.

So this is my thing. I remember the first time Hope sang the ABC. and I was like, oh my God, look what I've done. I have, it's like I went to space or something. Like this kid is singing the ABCs. Amazing, amazing. And I'm processing it. And I'm like, you know, basically fucking everybody learns this song.

It's not that rare an achievement, right? This is like, you know, if this were Xbox, it'd be the first achievement that has 99% accomplished, right? It would be the tutorial. made it through the tutorial but on the up for some reason i think it's like a chemical kind of dopamine serotonin words i don't know that that uh oxytocin like man there is a kind of reward system built into a lot of people to value having a kid and their little like they've created this local micro community and it feels good and it feels good along the lines of any other long-term

accomplishment you know golden retrievers had a genetic abnormality where the they overproduce oxytocin, which is the love chemical. So golden retrievers bond and love you more than any other dog because of this pit bulls must have the opposite where they just got some sort of hate chemical they produce. That's worth the hip

dysplasia. Yeah, totally. We had two yellow labs, which are genetically similar and they both had hip dysplasia. I don't know. I couldn't agree or disagree more. If I like found out... You ever had a kid? That's what I'm saying. If I found

found out that like I wasn't able to have kids like my sperms were all shitty I would be like I would be really really depressed I would like that would be devastating to be all right fine fine I'll I would be so happy I would be so happy what I would go try and find the sperm of a guy who looked kind of like me but he's like eight inches taller it makes a lot of money and then I would just lie to the kid oh you want the child support I heard the second half of that quality That's what I mean. I would sue him secretly from a state that would allow me to engage in that nonsense. And then I live and then I'd have a lake house and a kid who was jacked and tall. And then that kid joins the fucking NFL. Now who's sitting pretty. This guy. I wouldn't let my kid play NFL either. I wouldn't like I wouldn't let my kid. Not football. NFL. I wouldn't let them play peeway. I wouldn't let a kid play peeway football. I just feel like you're getting concussed. from beginning for one in I don't know what the actual odds are

but probably one and 20 million or something. You got it all backwards, right? If you see your friend repeatedly smash himself into a tree, do you worry about the tree? Don't worry about little woodman, okay? He'll be fine. I'm not buying it.

I want to know what the listeners think. Like, do you actually want to reproduce? Do you want little ones? Not the idea of them. Because, sure. Oh, yeah, sure. create a lineage of Kyle's. Yes, do that for me in the background. But actually having to go do it, no, no. You could just be absent.

I'll bang all your wives, fine, just to ask. I don't want to go do it. If you'll handle the alimony and child support, go for it. Get after you. No, no, that's not the part I'm offering to help with. Kyle, you could just be a bad father. Oh, that's the worst. So I think being a, so that's a little bit of it as well,

is that I would be driven to be such a good father. It would be all-encompassing, I feel. I just feel like kids need so much guidance in our awful world that I would, I wouldn't have any hell divers time. You know what I mean? Like, there'd be none. My naps would vanish. I'd have to cut back to eight, ten hours a day of sleep.

I couldn't do it. I remember when I first met Kyle. And he's been very consistent on this point. He didn't want kids, doesn't want kids, thinks that they would hamper the fun that has, and why would he do that? And in my mind, I was like, ah, that's crazy. That's a phase, whatever. About a year into it, I was like, maybe Kyle make a better uncle. Maybe that's the role that the universe is chosen for Kyle. I don't even want to be an uncle. Like, I don't like my that's too much. I don't want to be around them. I don't want to see them. I haven't seen my nieces

and nephews in a decade. They grew up. I haven't seen them since they were little. I don't even know what they look like. I don't even know their names, some of them. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I just don't care. Why don't care? You can't. I won't be forced into some sort of traditional hodgepodge. I won't be forced

into it. I will do what I want to do all the time. Anytime I think about, like, like the freedom does sound nice, but it only sounds nice to me short term. Like, the idea of being 68 years old and childless and most of the other friends in your life all have children

and you're like getting into porn not you're not doing you're getting really into yeah I'm getting into that old man porn like like every now and then I'll be flicking through and I'm like damn this is a whole porno where it's just like a badass chick with three like 70 year old guys I watched one earlier and uh but they have to move the walker out of the way she's like this only fan's model is like I have been my my biggest fan Charlie he's been he's sent me over $70,000 he's 72 years old and we're going to his house today to meet him and some of his friends and she just goes and bangs these old 70 year old dudes she's like a 10 and I'm thinking like ah I want to be that guy when you already blew your wad on old person porn

that's where I'm headed yeah yeah yeah I want to be a part of old person porn like like when I turn 68 70 I'm getting into the porn industry that's 10 years from now yeah yeah I mean it's around the Horizon, you know, I think that's the mood. You know, you get into that old person for it and you stay fit. You keep your heart healthy and you're good to go. You'd be slam and clam and clam well into your 80s. No, I'm going to hopefully, as long as my sperm's work, make a couple kids and then I'm going to eat until my heart pops at like 58. And then, you know, people will remember like, man, he was fun. Wasn't it? My retirement plan is a diet of red meat. I just need a lot of red meat. And then I'm going to adopt the Kyle Sugar theory as soon as the kids are out, just feasting, where you say you just eat whatever, you do whatever is fun all the time. Oh, yeah. I eat whatever I want. Well, I don't do that.

You can't do that. You know, then you kill yourself. Like, there's got to be some restraint to doing whatever you want all the time. But it's more about the ability to do whatever you want all the time. And to know that there's nothing holding you back from just dropping everything and just going to Disney World today. You know? But you wouldn't want to do that. at like 70.

Why not? I remember when I was a kid. I remember when I was a kid. I was like 9, 11 years old, somewhere in there. And I was watching Saturday morning cartoons. And I remember thinking to myself, because I'd asked a parent if they wanted, I was like, Hey, Batman's on. You want to watch this?

Batman the animated series. And they were like, when you grow up, you won't like cartoons. And I remember thinking, I will. I will always like Batman the animated series. Dude, I watched Batman the animated series the other day. It's fantastic. I think Mark Hamill does the, the voice of the Joker. I still love Batman the animated series. I watched a whole bunch of

the Simpsons from 1995 last night. Hilarious. Great stuff. I haven't grown up. I'm still that 10-year-old meat. I don't want kids. I am a kid. Hmm. I think you've grown up. How? How? I would have done that. I was shooting things at five. Yeah, but you matured from pellets to bofers and, you know, you've been. You've been, you You really grew up. I started with real guns at five. I didn't have a pellet gun. They gave me a pellet gun, but you treat the pellet gun like a pellet gun.

So I shot the windows out of dad's truck while he was under the hood. But when he gave me a real gun and explained it was a deadly weapon, I treated it with respect, even at five or six. You know, there's a chance always that, you know, the Dick Masterson situation could happen to you. Where at Dick is, I think, mid-40s, 44, 45, something like that. and his girlfriend got pregnant with what I assume is a more surprise baby and now he's a father

he's married and has a child I don't fuck with women literally fuck with women who had any interest whatsoever in children I only fuck women they all kind of do

that's not true I know for a fact you fuck moms yeah they're all dried up now though and I'll tell you what you go see a single mom You go find yourself a single mom, I promise you. That's the lady who takes her birth control seriously is a fucking heart attack. She knows

the consequences firsthand. She's not one of these young gals. She's like, oh yeah, I want to be a trad wife and have, I don't know, eight or 12. It's a round number, one or the other, not nine. Ew. Like, you find a chick who's got a couple kids and she's gotten them to like 14 or 15? Oh my God.

That woman is like, you stay away from my uterus with that day. You double bag that thing. Yes. those ladies are so pro-choice that they've got their own fucking fucking speculum at home they do at-home abortions

I'm telling you anyone who's experienced it they're like no no I will not be having any more children on Tinder there's even plenty of chicks who are like single mom never again like has kids doesn't want more it's probably like the second most popular

combination of attributes for ladies on Tinder but I guess it kind of shows that they did one kids at one point they've got like three of them everybody makes mistakes yeah i don't think having a kid i wanted a mazorati at one point then i did a little research whoa what kind of and you said whoa hold on i think i'll go with the boat the boat was fine first of all the tax savings on that boat are not to be sneezed at half my income tax was was not you save half your income tax it's a florida address that's a florida address

I got a Florida address that costs $25,000, maybe $30,000, something like that. I didn't have to pay half my income tax. So you were saving money? I didn't. I was saving money. In the end, I probably cost me a $2,000. You can commit a tax fraud without buying a boat. It wasn't tax fraud.

Oh, I'm sorry. How many weeks a year did you live in this boat? There was a minimum, according to the accountant, that I had to be down there. And as far as anyone in the world knows, I was, and there's no way to prove either way. Kyle's literally spending 20, 28 weeks a year shivering in a boat. All right. So that boat had a bathroom. It had a kitchen.

It had a couch area. It had a real toilet. That was a decent room. Did they have a heater? No. They have air conditioner? No. Yeah.

It had a C. It had like a window blowy thing on the side, I think. Okay. Oh, wait. Did it cool the air or just move it? I don't remember. It's been a while. He didn't actually spend any time in it.

Air conditioners are not common on boats So it's not a never But dozens of hours We're spent on that boat Taylor I'll have you know Dozens of weeks That book was a good financial decision It just didn't turn out to

I just didn't have enough fun on it To equate to I probably lost $3,000 on the fucking boat You know, it's not a big deal But and And I had a boat You were telling girls like Hey I've got a boat

She's like you want to go use it And you're like No Dude I'm positive The lost three grand Accounting is more creative than whatever fucking tax free he pretended to be qualified for

All right, so I bought the boat How much was the slip fee? It's free if you lie. It was several hundred dollars. It was hundreds of dollars a year. It wasn't cheap. So that added up for a couple years. Then the boat itself was like,

I really don't remember exactly, but say 25. Then I think I sold it for like low 20s. But then again, I didn't have to pay state income tax for multiple years, which added up pretty nicely. That boat was fine

What I'm getting at here Don't don't try to It's fucking muddy the water here Try to try to No I'm thinking if we need to remove this It's perfectly legal Perfectly legal I was there

I spent six months of the year I was living on that boat I remember I'm your witness All those All those PQAs you were Seabor I wasn't on video

During those PQAs You have no way Oh, that's why you were the shark. Because you were paying their mind to the boat. Of course, this gels. Yes, it was a seaman thing. I'm just telling you, you don't want kids. And maybe early on, you all think, oh, yeah, that seems like a good idea.

Fucking hash it out. Get a fucking old envelope, do a little math on the back of that thing. You'll decide real quick. It is not worth it. Look after a kid for a week. Join a Big Brother program. Find out what these little bastards are all. about. They're terrible, terrible

stinking kids. Those are probably the worst-behaved kids. Oh, yours will be so much better. The ones you like have parents are probably way better than the ones who are in a big brother program where it's like, yeah, this guy abused and neglected. You know, imagine going to the pound

and then like, which one? All right, we're going to pick your dog out of next? I actually pick one for me at random. Yeah. Pick one for me at random. That's what a kid is. Well, it's not at random. It's half of your genetic material on half of the other. That's worse! That's worse! Now we know it's going to suck. Well, you know, he, big head. That's good. Not for your wife. Not for her. That's true.

They'll have to do a capital C section to get that fuck around. They'll have to pull the whole stomach off like when they do brain surgeries, like a flap. The gigantic head of child. No, I don't want kids, man. I don't know why anyone does want kids. I think the reality up. And here's the thing. Once you have the kids,

they can't say that they regret their decision. No one with kids can admit that they messed up, that they fucked up. They can't because you can't do it. They won't do it. So what they do is they try to pull you into the tar pit with them. They're like, jump in here. Oh, is the water warm?

Oh, yeah, it's so comfortable. You step foot in there and it's not even water. fucking acid. It's fucking acid. That's what parenthood is. And that's what parents do to single friends. They're in a jacuzzi full of acid telling you how comfy it is that you should hop on in. I don't think so. The idea of being like 70, like towards the end of your life and being childless and everyone you were formerly close with has moved on, had their own kids, and you're just feeling lonely and isolate. Like that's, that's so scary. You created a magical world where I'm not still, once again, doing my old man born, okay? I'm not saying you. I'm not saying

Maybe, you know, we're different people. Would you be more realistic with your argument and try to include the old man pornography? I'm not saying you. For some people, it could be the right move. For me personally, the thought of that is really, really depressing and sad. Look, geysergaggers.org is in the making, all right? There's no reason to be having kids out there, folks. You can be having fun for your whole life.

You don't need to stop having the fun and become an adult. You never have to become an adult. You don't have to. You can live like Peter Pan. That's me. I'm Peter Pan. Peter Pan syndrome. That's something that is used to describe fun-loving, well-adjusted people.

I got my own Wendy. We're good. What you're saying is to find a good spot in the stages of arrested development and just lock in. I think that it's a falsehood and a narrative that the pinnacle of adulthood is just making another version of you. And then taking care of it. I have no interest in that. And I think it's a scam. I think procreation is a scam.

I don't think we need more people. I mean, y'all make some more sure. You think it's just big huggies trying to convince people that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I think the monsters at Gerber. Yeah.

I mean, we're all here because our parents fucked. I think it's a lot easier for us to be controlled by, like, corporations, governments, what have you, when you have those children. I want no part of it not even a little bit and I literally wouldn't want to be an uncle I don't want any part of that I don't want to see children I don't like seeing them

I don't get that Maybe I hear them outside the neighborhood When I hear them in the neighborhood They're doing their bicycle loops Down in the Colossack Cocks suckers How far does this go? Are you okay with seeing them on your TV No

When there are kids in movies I'm always I dislike Stephen Spielberg because he always includes children and children's stories in his movies. It's waste. Kids can't act. Kids can act. They ruin movies. Yes, they can. Little kids can act. Medium kids can't. You're right. That's true. Little Haley Joel Osman.

He was clearly a talent. Very few children can act. They almost always take me out of, especially in TV shows. They should use midgets. Genius. See, putting that big head to use. 100%. It's like, let that be so funny. It's like, little Johnny, come in. And it's like Peter Dinklage This little fucking sausage fingers

and his stumpy legs running in pretending to be he's got a spinny cap on pretending to be a child now that would be off putting watching like an adult actors be like oh my boy is getting so big

and it's Peter Dinklage being held up that would be actually Peter Denglage would be too big of a dwarf for that you would need a RIP Vern Troyer like that size to be a really young kid

yeah he was itty bitty teeny tiny. There's a little guy now. I don't know his name, but I do know that Mike Tyson picked him up and put him on his knee. He's like 43. Is it?

Hasbola? Yeah. Hasbura? Hasbullah. Hasbullah. Yeah. That was very funny. This is like bullshit dick

is like that he looks like he's three, but he's just seemingly antagonistic and like hits people for no reason. And Mike Tyson was just like, oh, look at these cute little fuck of here. I'm going to hold him. Oh, he's trying to hit me. It's so cute.

Oh, I'm going to... I think he's Dagestani, or maybe he's from that region, but he's like, Habib and his whole crew, like, adopted him as like a mascot, and they got him a bunch of brand deals and shit and made him, like, wealthy. And now they just carry him around to celebrity parties and stuff. But yeah, Mike Tyson did not know that that was a grown-ass man.

He was, like, cuddling and... Using grown pretty liberally. Okay. quarter grown ass man. Man, I bet his life sucks. You think he can get laid? Yes. Probably. That's a weird chick that fucks that little guy. You said he was wealthy, right? That's a pretty normal chick to banks him.

He's famous at least, you know? But even in that culture, I don't know if, like, loose women is even a thing. Like, I can't imagine that Khabib, like, consorts with, like, hoes. Like, I, those people marry and lock it down. They're like, they're pretty scared about that shit. He probably can't have sex because it seems. like he has a debilitating disorder where that kept him as a child that doesn't mean he can't have sex he just what what would prevent him from having sex because i would assume nothing ever

developed like you would be able to have sex well i don't know his particular like malady or whatever i don't know exactly but you would think that he's got a dick he takes a pill you sound like some weirdo concerned about female pleasure yeah so this guy doesn't even know little kids get hard on how's he going to be a dad the first time I see that and I mean all my friends say that they're like yeah it's fucking friends with boys who are kids are like it's weird you like take the diaper off and he's got a little boner and he starts pissing everywhere and it's like this is you know that does seem a bit annoying but it's also probably funny the first time yeah or they get

you got a girl and you got poop cooch I'm not changing a diaper in my entire life I promise you I do not change other people's kids girls diapers especially like I But if people don't know, the poop can get in the front and you have to like pry it open to get in the folds and clean it out because otherwise it's not safe for the girl. That's what parenting involves. And like if it's your daughter, Jackie, this one's for you. I'm not getting in there. I wouldn't ever want to be tangently related to touching a girl inappropriately. I'm just out.

I'm out. You see what we're talking about here, Taylor? but that's also good that's a good move i like that i would do the same thing i'd be like i just can't it's inappropriate sweetheart you've got to wait you've you've got to wake up again you're talking about your own kid yeah no if it's your own kid you got to you got to make sure they don't get fucking infected you got never changing a diaper in my life it'll never happen i i've never seen a poopy diaper i don't know what they look i mean i can imagine but i've never seen one one. I'll never be near one. The whole thing. I count as a great blessing to me that I really

hope I'm infertile. I hope that, you know, I truly do. I would get the vasectomy, but I'm a little bit of a bit about that. I think the tea has, they told me that team really diminishes your fertility. You, you know, you don't make as many sperms. Or maybe the sperm quality also decreases. I'm not sure. But yeah, don't have kids, guys. If you're out there listening, think it's a big fucking trap people with kids are lying to you and people who without kids don't know what they're talking about Kyle here he's puts thought into this have like 20 kids sign them all up for Patreon for the show so that was picking out the secret big Gerber doesn't have zero kids become a $500 Patreon same deal except you get to sleep hmm yeah I don't know

you do you do deep down you know it's a mistake had that point of view we just end what do you pay extra taxes to help the nation out deduction no thank you no I'm taking all my deductions I'm not jumping in and paddling with

you guys and you guys I mean the rest of humanity there's enough babies to go around you don't need my babies Mackie's dad did put the dogs on your taxes is dependence that makes the SS YouTube money look legit

that is so balzy it's like yeah my children Fido and Skippy he put a couple of the dogs on his tags

like for a couple of years too there's like a four five year span where he deducted the dogs what do you do when you get audited like they all passed away

you would pay taxes and penalties or go to jail did you did you were around when he was doing this and no no no Jackie was

I guess she was still a dependent when I made her but this is when she was younger. That's very funny. You being like, oh, very creative. You're trying to impress her dad still. At that point, you've really got this on lock.

At that point, why not just not pay any taxes? If you're going to cheat so blatantly, then why not just, you know, my taxes would have been $48,000. So I'm just going to put that in this account over here. And if I ever get audited, we'll draw from that to pay the penalties and the back taxes. In this day and age, cheating in your taxes, in a way that the computer can catch it, it's a huge bad idea.

If you have a 1099 and you just change that number to something that would lower your tax bill, it doesn't take a human to catch you. And I think the same is true with like fake social security numbers and people that don't exist and shit like that. You can't make up dependence. But this is probably like 1976 or 1981 or something like that. And I don't think the IRS was as good at catching automated shit like that.

Yeah. That was pre-credit report. Wait, credit reports are that new? 89, right? I think credit reports were 88 or 89. I think it's 89. You might be right. That can't be true.

A credit scores, yeah, that they started realizing, like, we can make more money if we penalize people for not being in debt. We're going to do this. We're going to get you. That baffles me. Because, like, I, in, like, 1991, I graduated high school. And the idea of, like, getting a credit. If you're a college student, they at least used to probably still do like just throw credit cards at everyone. There's a fucking folding table with a free credit card on it every 100 feet because college kids are a really good risk because if they take out loans they can't pay, their parents pay them generally.

And so they're just throwing credit. And the idea is you get one of these credit cards when they're so easy to get, build a credit record, you leave college with a good credit record and you hit the ground running. that shit was well established in 91 so it just surprised me to learn 88 is when it started 89 I believe okay didn't they have like stated income back in like the 70s and 80s for loans where you could just go into a bank and be like I need a loan for X amount and they'd be like what do you make 2007 like the ninja no ninja no income no job something like that no income no job no assets right Okay, yeah. I'll go with it. Yeah. And that, so I'm getting off topic. Well, what happened is they, the people that sold the mortgage and the people that serviced it for like the rest of the mortgages term were different. So the people selling it didn't give a hoot if you paid it back. And they were just trying to get as many people possible to take out mortgages because they didn't have the risk of you paying it back. And that's why like that disassociation is what created the mortgage crisis. Yeah.

Yeah, I remember I started college in 2009, and I remember thinking, like, at a time I'm out of college, it's all going to be hunky dory again. And then by the end of it, it's like, oh, it's still not as great. What year did you get at college? Finished in 13. So it was definitely better than 08 by a long shot, but it was still not pre-08 levels. That was when they were fussing that the recovery was slower than it should have been. like that term

yeah yeah but I didn't know they'll never be a better time to have kids than 25 30 years ago probably probably 60 years ago

or something like that dot com boom the 90s were the time man the 90s are great I remember as a kid just felt like everything was happy and positive the Soviet Union had fallen

the the internet was becoming a thing like the worst the big political scandal was that Clinton got a fucking BJ like it was the the economy was rocking and rolling. The deficit hadn't even

was only becoming a thing in the early 90s. Like it was just a wonderful time. Dipping dots were in full swing. The ice cream of the future, my ass. Ice cream of the future. And now look at them. Lipin dots are good. I think they're better than that space ice cream. For sure, better than the

space ice cream. Do you remember in school eating like the freeze dried astronaut food? Yeah. He's talking about. Did that stuff ever get to space? Yeah. I think so. Yeah, that's what they ate up there.

They have to eat a really bland diet. Someone told me space ice cream never actually fed astronauts in space. And I mean, if someone told me, that's all I need. They probably do eat boring diets because they have to keep them regular. Because you can't have the fucking green apple splatters in space. And you don't want it to be stinky. I don't think they wear deodor. I think, and they can't wash their clothes.

And they have to use that, that shampoo that, it's like dry shampoo. You like rub it in and they're like, ah, we're not. It's definitely stinky up there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'd be greasy as hell if I, like one fart. Like a fart can ruin a bedroom, much less a fucking tiny airtight space. I imagine they have carbon filtering up there.

Yeah, I mean, the CO2 scrubbers and such, I bet it stinks. Have you ever farted really bad in the middle of it? of the night under your blankets and then like you get up to pee maybe like an hour later and the the the mummy of that fart is still almost there where it's like there are there are whispers in the chasm of what used to be and it's like oh it's still stronger than you think it's like the same way that like the speed there's nothing the only thing faster than a fart to your nose in the shower is the speed of light it's faster than this It's someone more potent.

Taylor, I bet you know the answer to this. Can you explain why farts are more potent in the shower? Something. I think it's the humidity, right? Yes. Yes. The stink is grabbing on to those water molecules and getting up into your snoop. And they're much more potent because of the humidity.

Exactly. Methane gas and sulfur gas. Is that it? It's definitely not any kind of fecal matter floating in the air. There's some of that too, yeah. But I don't think you're smelling. The reason the. poop smells is those gases that it's releasing. So it's kind of, you know, it's the same thing. But

they have done those studies. I think MythBusters did it where the question was whether closing the lid on the toilet before flushing was better or not. Like whether like poop particles were being dispersed into the air if you left the lid up when you flush. And they were. They were getting, the poop was coming out of the toilet migrating onto your toothbrush. If you, uh, because they like did cultures of the toothbrush and like oh yeah this is do-do bacteria on your toothbrush because from the flush like I'm two meters away I'm supposed to close the bowl all the way every single time I wrap it up it's a saran wrap before I flush yeah airtight that's now that is smart toilets in like it blocked off room like it has its own door that's even better yeah yeah I prefer

that sometimes you have a fart so bad you're like am I getting sick And it's like, oh, no, it's because I ate the 31 chicken wings last night. It's the asparagus for me. Like, I'm peeing and I'm like, what is? Oh, right, right. She fed me asparagus. I'll, like, spook myself, like, for a fraction of a second. Like, if I'm high and I forget and I, like, take a multivitamin or something.

And then I go pee and it's like the, like a vitamin P, you know, where like it's like really, really bright yellow because those B vitamins just a lot of water soluble come right through. you. And for a second, I'm like, what the f—oh, yeah. The vitamin. The vitamin that I probably absorbed 18% of, and the rest is in this bowl right now. Closing the toilet lid does not significantly help reduce the spread of viral particles when flushing. As studies show, it has little impact on surface contamination. However, keeping the lid closed does offer benefits like containing odors and preventing items, pets, or children from falling in the toilet. So that AI is drawing from Reddit Which as we know is full of shit

My statement is drawn from the Mythbusters Here is a three minute video of them proving That what I said was true The fecal matter spreads up It gets on your stuff It absolutely does I trust Adam and Jamie more Yeah Adam and Jamie would lie to us

Those were the Those guys raised me As much as my dad did I would say Especially not Jamie Jamie He wasn't the comedic relief. Adam needed to be there to balance him out. But, you know, Jamie was the mover and shaker of a lot of that.

And Grant Imahara, RIP to him. I liked him. Who were the other ones? The redhead had a drill. Yeah. My favorite was the circus chick. I forget her name, but she was the best. She was clearly the hottest.

Do you not know her? She had tattoos all over her. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. She was super fit. And she had, like, a background in circus performing. They did a myth where like kids held too many balloons and got

floated away. So first, of course, they proved that it's not how it happens. And then they tried to see how many balloons it took to float a kid. Well, it turns out that the way to the string, to get the balloons long enough to even have space for them, well, the string would get so heavy that the balloon barely floated it. But they could put lots of balloons on the same string. And eventually they had like 2,000 balloons and they floated a child. dope. But then they had to pop 2,000 balloons. And all the Lamos are like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, not

this chick. She fucking like swig something, sets it on fire and like hundreds of balloons were popping at the same time as she breathes fire onto them. I was like, all right, this one's my favorite. We've seen the guy who floated away in the lawn chair and brought his BB gun so he could slowly pop them.

I think he used weather balloons. Yeah, they're enormous. We talked about that guy in Chile who did that to like promote, I don't fucking know, save the rainforest and he just floated away into the sea. Floated it off into the Atlantic and they found

chunks of him, I think, or maybe like they found like his pairs, they found like some material of him. Like he got gobbled by sharks and drowned or something like that. What a buffoon. What a buffoon. I would use a very long string to make sure that it would work. It would seem like

the balloon would slowly lose its ability to float you so you shouldn't land too hard. He was, oh, he, he, like, Not pulled over the ocean and they didn't track him. Let's say we plan for that, right? Bring a little Garmin, the GPS tracker and make sure the wind is not headed it. Don't launch from the beach with offshore or onshore winds. Get that figured out.

It seems like you could do it moderately. It's within my risk profile. You can absolutely do it. It's been done many times. Like I watched the video the day, the wife is filming and the husband's taken off. And she's like, she's like, that's, they've got a radio. So she's like, he's like, this is great. I could see my house.

He's like, of course you can, honey. You just, you're above us. Please come down. Please come down. And he's just like, this is great. He's living the dream. But yeah, he went up with his BB gun. And when he wants to come down, he slowly starts popping a few balloons at a time.

He gets himself down. That would be fun briefly. I'd do that. That's not even scary. That's like that Baumgardner's stunts where it's like, yeah, I jumped from the the highest skydive of all times. Like, dude, sign me up. Sign me up.

I'll do it for free. I'll do for free. I'm not impressed. What did you do? Take one step forward. He didn't even have to pull his shoot. It's all altimeter based. They never even done regular skydiving.

Because I'm not interested, but I'm not afraid to. I'd do it. If I did do it, you wouldn't throw me a parade and give me a Red Bull sponsorship either. I'd throw you a parade. I'd get you a parade. It wouldn't be a big parade. Be a little. I'll throw you, you know, an intimate parade.

well a one motorcycle parade yeah this isn't a parade it's an ice cream truck I'm not impressed by that at all he just jumped like there was nothing skillful about it he was just wearing a bunch of gear

and again he doesn't even have to pull the rip cord the altimeter pulls his shoot for him that was so lame how about the guy who jump with no parachute landed on the box all right that's incredible the guy landed in the stadium on the nets yeah that's right yeah that was incredible

that now that is some cool shit. Like, maybe it's easier than I know, but I don't think it is. I think that was that was crazy impressive. I remember that. I realized he, and man. Literally had a net, but it seemed like he was jumping without a net. Like, that's the

you've got to get it right first time. I've seen people like jump out without their shoot, but they got their buddies with them and like mid jump. They put a shoot on or they do a thing. That's somewhere in the middle. It's like maybe if I

really everybody yeah like i don't know anything about the sport so i don't know how right how dangerous that truly is some things look crazy dangerous but if you're a pro at it you're like it's a no big deal i mean he was never going to get away from me he just goes flat and slows down and i go skinny and catch up and we grab him and like you know the shoot can carry both my shoot can carry both like maybe it's like that i don't know i don't know anything about that but the guy who jumped without a shoot and landed that net that's crazy impressive i would i would be terrified to do that. I would not do that. He deserves whatever he gets. Bomb Gardner, Resident Beast,

he deserved all that. He died? Oh, yeah. He had a heart attack or something. In a parolating accident, right? And he, like, hit a, he's the one who, like, flew into the hotel employee. I did not know that. As he died. Yeah, it was a few weeks ago. It was like, maybe six weeks ago, maybe. We talked about it on the show. Yeah. Oh.

Damn. Rare event of also. Also, they, that's a great week. I never claimed it. I used to have great call. I had amazing recalls. I knew every one of my high school's SAT scores, every swimmer's best times. The second they touched the wall, I knew how many hundreds of a seconds they were above or below their personal best.

Now, every month. A lot of new faces here at Patreon. Nice to see you guys. That is funny. Where you're like, have you been here before? And it's like, Woody, my name's Fish. I've been here for seven years. We're watching TV.

You mean to tell me that guy with the beard is the guy we've been watching for three years now with no beard? Yeah, I don't get it. For the last time, Woody, he's the head of the gang. It's Tony. But he's just as fat as everybody else here. And also the Baumgardner thing, the skydiving, adding to your point, Kyle, the tactical use of the fish eye lens to make it look like he was way higher than he was. Like, oh, you could see the whole planet. And then you look it up and it's like, ah, he was the lowest possible point that you can claim his space.

which like maybe that is literally something maybe 40 or 50,000 something like that it was which maybe that is as high as you can go but you know the fish eye lens they're like you guys are trying to goose this a little bit make it seem like you're you know falling from from the moon 38,900 meters okay well that's a lot like like a hundred thousand feet yeah 127 thousand feet I've never was at according to this he was going 800 143 miles per hour, which is breaking the sound barrier, depending on, which the sound barrier is lower, the higher you get. So I don't know at what point he broke it, but 843 is definitely faster than the speed of sound. Okay. It's lower when you hire? Yeah, the higher. So when they...

It's less dense. It moves slower. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Huh. Because I know test pilots, like when we were breaking a lot of those records in the 60s. they would go up really high

and break the sound barrier but I thought that was because the air was like thinner thinner right and therefore easier to travel through like I just feel like if I were to try to have a wave transfer I would think it would transfer faster in something like steel than in something squishy and less dense

yeah I mean that checks probably wrong I don't think Kyle made it up I just don't understand it. At sea level, it's 760 miles per hour, but at typical cruising altitudes of 30,000 to 40,000 feet, the speed of sound can be reduced to 660 miles per hour. So when you go 100,000 feet up, you know, it's three times that.

It's much lower. Oh. But that ties into what I said. Maybe I misunderstood what you said a second ago. The speed of sound is lower, the higher you go. That's what you said? Yes. Yeah, and now I'm back to not understanding.

But I do believe you're right. I just don't know why. It's because of the temperature and the density of the air. Yeah. So I don't know why I thought the opposite. Now it makes perfect sense. The more dense, the slower that it propagates. Like light travels much slower in water, for example, than it does in the vacuum of space.

Or it travels more slowly in the atmosphere than it does in the vacuum of space. What's the speed of sound in water? Let's see what that is. I have no idea I feel it's probably me but I feel like we're flipping signs on this the higher you go the thin of the air the lower the speed of sound did I say it right or backwards you said it correctly

okay so so the higher you go the more the more easily you can break the sound barrier at sea level it's the most difficult but easily break it is not my question it's about the speed of it, right? Because it might be easier to go 1,000 miles an hour up high than it is down low. The speed is...

Okay, so at sea level, 760 miles per hour breaks the sound barrier. But at 40,000 feet, it's 600. It's a much lower speed that you have to attain. Right, which ties into my gut feeling because it's less dense and therefore it's like the opposite of steel, right? I said it'd be really quick at steel as it moves

And it's like squishy and almost like, you know, cloudy where you think it'd move more slowly. I don't know. I don't know why I didn't wrap my head around it originally. My bad. In any case, he brought the speed of sound with his body. And I'm still not impressed because all he did was lean forward. That was his effort. I would have been too scared to do it.

So I'm impressed in that way. Yeah, I'd have been scared too. Pinball ball could have done what he did. We're going to give you a Red Bull sponsorship that's going to do you for the rest of your life. Okay. Who is more worthy of Red Bull sponsors all the extreme things. And it is pretty extreme. they sponsor like darts tournaments and shit like they i think they do all sorts of stuff they have

a really aggressive like partnership marketing that soapbox thing with the with the wings where they like go push it off the flug tog i feel like red bull well they do the f1 car but mostly i feel like they pick off cool shit and they find people who do insane things for six hundred dollars i have some friends who are red bull athletes and they did base jumping and paragliding and uh he's like yeah it's not really the money. There's some prestige to it. And Red Bull treats their athletes really well, which I take to mean perks or travel or something. But like, they'll pay for the performance of your stunts, but no one gets rich. All the Red Bull athletes I know had other jobs. Well, then Red Bulls, that just proves they're even better at it. They're like, all right,

you're a loon and you probably would like some notoriety for this life-risking stunt. Okay, you're now a Red Bull athlete and we'll give you a stipend of this for every month you're performing. If you're going to ride your bike down this cliff, put my sticker on it, and I'll pay for your hotel. I think that's kind of what they do. If I crash and almost die, will you pay for my health care? And it's like, well, how about a fridge? Unless you're max for stabbing. The speed of sound and water is 30, is 3,355 miles per hour.

Wow. Way faster. I asked about this before, but I wonder what the speed of motion is. right like it i brought this up on this a repeat topic but if i theoretically had a steel cylinder right one inch pole that was a mile long and i'm superman so i quickly lift the bottom of it an inch how long until the top moves that inch and we're assuming like this is a this is a magic steel pole where there's no bending it stays 100% right right make it vibranium if you need to i don't care But, like, you know, if you just lift a mile long steel hole,

how long does that like compression and straightening happen again? If it's a magic steel pole and it doesn't like, because I'm sure in real life some physicist or something would be like, well, as soon as you started to lift it, halfway down the pipe, it would destroy itself under its own weight. But if it stayed there, like static, 100% straight, can't be moved. It would have to move in concert with your hand, right? Like, if there's no movement laterally.

It would never squish in the middle. It will, though. So everything's built out of atoms. So everything's built out of atoms wrapped up in fucking electromagnetic forces. So it's going to propagate at that speed. Because as you push these atoms, where you're not actually touching them because they're fucking electromagnetic fields. But as you push these atoms, they have to push those at, like we've got a bar.

We push this side. These atoms have to push those atoms, which have to push those atoms. which have to push those atoms, which have to push those atoms. So it's going to propagate at, it's not instantaneous. Isn't that what sound waves are doing too, but now we're doing it in a more solid form?

And if it didn't move, and it was 100% straight, couldn't move, couldn't compress, vibranium or whatever, and you just went like, turned it upward, the far end would be moving at like,

it would like break the sound barrier if it's a mile long. You know what I mean? Because it would like, like you'd be that end would be moving so fucking fast vertically yeah we need to maybe the mountain here we go i got it right here consider the following thought experiment you have a long perfectly rigid beam for the sake of simplicity suppose that it's one light second long thanks what a duch okay a light second is 186 000 miles uh which is placed on a fulcrum in the

middle um basically they're they're setting up your experiment uh you what happens to participant B for the first second? I guess as you probably tell from the title of the question is that the entire hypothetical situation cannot happen because there is not really such a thing as a perfectly rigid body, which looks like absurd, material involved. Depends on the material involved. Yeah, they're not getting to the bottom of this here.

You're correct. Yeah, I was thinking, too, as we were doing it, I'm like, I bet if it was granite as opposed to, to steal, the way that the time it would take for the tip to react to what happened at the bottom would be different. Yeah, I think the rigidity of the material would matter, but it's going to be real fast. Nothing can propagate faster than the speed of light, though, like not even gravity. Like, if you were to magically make the sun disappear, we would continue to rotate for whatever,

six minutes or whatever. However, I don't think it takes six or eight minutes, something like that. that for the light to get from the sun or the earth. That's also how long it would take for the pull of gravity to release us. I don't understand that at all. If it disappeared, why would there be remnant gravity for a no longer existing mass? I don't understand. But it does. Nothing can move faster or propagate faster in the speed of light. No information cannot be transferred fast in the speed of life. But I mean, if we're like spinning around the sun and the Sun gets deleted in an instant, it seems like we would just store immediately into the

chasm of space because there's nothing, there's no mass left to attract us. No, there would be, it could literally disappear like magically and we would continue to rotate around it in the same path and be drawn by it in the same way until the speed of light propagated, like whatever that is, six minutes or eight minutes, it's something like that. Let me see how fast. So we don't know the speed of gravity. or how the speed of gravity is the speed of light exactly it's not um eight in one-third minutes yeah i always pictured gravity more as like it's tethering us to it and so once that severed

you would just like like if you're spinning a ball on a string and you cut it it would immediately just zoo like go the direction of whatever it was currently perpendicular to nope yeah well i believe you but i that doesn't make sense logically if the string was a hundred light seconds long maybe it would take a hundred light seconds for it to say. For the sake of simplicity Woody the string is four fathoms long. What a fucking

cunt that guy is for the sake of simplicity. Fuck you. What a smarty douche. I'm not a fan of that guy for the sake of simplicity. That's like a troll comment. What was that that you read? Was that just like some guy online on

science today or something? I was on physics.stackexchange.com. Okay. Physics is in the name. I don't know what stack exchanges, but I guess I trust the physics part. It seemed like a bunch of smart people talking about hypotheticals. I don't know. I've never been to that site before. I'm just trying to understand Woody's question, because there's a lot of moving parts in Woody's question. You know, there's a lot of, like, a lot of stuff to consider.

It's always been a fun, like, thinker. Yeah. I like that you watch all those videos, because it occasionally brings up interesting point about physics i don't get so and i just i just lean on your knowledge of whatever youtube video you most recently watched yeah i think well i'm not interested enough in this to look into it so i'm just going to trust exactly what kyle just said yeah it's i find that stuff so fascinating i love the learning about how large the universe is and uh when they start talking about the fermi paradox and working from one like like theory to the other and it's like all right well like if life, life began on Earth almost as soon as it could.

Like as soon as the Earth cooled off, life began, essentially. They know that. It was actually not cool enough that they think life should have began, and it still did. So the idea is like, all right, well, then life could have began billions of years in other star systems before our Earth was even here. So theoretically, the most advanced civilizations in the universe are billions of years more evolved than us. not millions or tens of millions of hundreds of millions. They could be two billion years ahead of us on the tech scale.

And by that regard, if they ever made those Von Neumann machines, those self-replicating probes that would like sort of colonize the galaxy and maybe go to every star system and just wait to see if somebody in that star system ever radios in or maybe they just keep an eye on planets that might make life, they should already be out there. There should be some sort of probe in our solar system right now, waiting on, I don't know, us to go get it like in Arthur C. Clark's The Sentinel, which is what 2001 Space Odyssey is based on. That's what that's about is that that's what those obelisks are, those black rectangular things. I don't think a hyper-advanced space race would be benevolent enough to be like, we're going to put a little Easter egg near them, and then they're going to find it, and we're going to give them gifts and include them in the club.

I think it would be like a ruthless conquering that we would be subject to. Maybe, but what do they need? You know, the question when they're that advanced, like, what do they need that we have? Because it'd be way easier to mine every material you can imagine from asteroids. They don't have that huge gravity whale. It's, you know, getting our rocket ships into space. I think they have to go 17,000 miles per hour just to get out of our atmosphere.

It costs like $10,000 a pound or $10,000 a kilo to get stuff out of our atmosphere. But asteroids, you know, they barely have any gravity and they're made of everything. They're made of nickel and iron and gold and platinum. They're zooting around really quick. But I guess if you're like a billion year.

Yeah. But if they miss us, they'll be like, all right, we'll just wait. I mean, we with our technology, pull right up on asteroids and land and take samples and bring them back to Earth. I guess that's true. Yeah, they could catch asteroids like a baseball if we can even kind of do that shit at a lower kind of primitive level. We landed a spacecraft on an asteroid, took dirt samples. It like landed, grabbed, and then popped right back off and took off again. It came back to Earth and dropped off those samples for us. And then they brought them to the CDC

here in Atlanta and like opened the capsule up to see what was in there. Like what those little bits and bobs were what i hope is that the u.s stays the most advanced in all the space stuff and that we keep hoodwinking countries like the netherlands with petrified wood if they wanted real space stuff then they can get on it they can get on their horse but until then we're bamboozling your goofy asses your wood wouldn't shoe wearing asses with petrified wood it's hard to say how that happened that could have been some sort of a heist where a middleman in between did the switcheroo i like the think we just fucked with them. Could have been.

But we had hundreds of pounds of space of moon rocks we brought back. Yeah, we're not donating that. It could be useful. We probably found out that it's not useful. And like, ah, these are just shitty rocks. There's a bunch of nothing in here. It's even worse than an earth rock.

Yet, the moon is covered with that stuff that they think would be good for fusion energy if they ever figure out to do that. It's a helium three or something like that. We'll never know, because Elon's all obsessed with Mars. No interest in the moon. moon will be a the moon will have to be like a pit stop to Mars you know you could you could build up all your stuff there he's an obsessed he's full of shit Elon Musk right

like he just lies as much as he breathes so when he's like ah we're going to Mars is he even serious about going to Mars here's why I think he is I remember there was a doc there was an interview with Elon when he was first kicking off SpaceX I think they interviewed Buzz Aldrin one of the original Apollo astronauts and they shit on Musk. They were like, ah, the private organization will never be able to match the, the support of a nation. This has to be done by nations, the way I did it in the 60s. And Elon Musk, he's a flash in the pan. He won't have the stick to it of this. And Elon, they played that clip to Elon in a Dateline interview, and he cried. He's like, Buzz Aldrin's like a hero of mine. So to hear that,

it's just, it's really bothering you, isn't it? Yeah, I've never heard him speak that way about, you know, what we do here. What we do here is so close to my... I feel like he's into the SpaceX thing. I really do. I think he legitimately wants to put people on Mars. For whatever reason, I do believe that he wants it. Seems like his biggest obsession, the space stuff.

He's got 5,000 of those satellites up now. 5,000. Yeah. Yeah, the Starlink. Yeah. That's pretty nice. it would be sick if that was like really really good internet everywhere

but I don't know a single person who has it personally and so I haven't been able to check I know a couple people what do they say they're really happy yeah most people that I know have it are either van lifers or like I have another pair of friends or married kids and they live on top of a mountain

like it's rocky it'd be really a challenging to run like coax cable for you know cable internet or whatever yeah And they got, they finally got the Starlink that they've been waiting for. It's fast.

It's good. Now, if they were gamers, they might be more critical, you know, the latency and such, or drop packets. But for regular people, it's amazing. You can watch your Netflix all you want. Huh. That's cool then. I don't even know if it's available where I am. And I'm sure it's not as fast as the internet I currently have.

But who knows? It's pretty fast. yeah it's they're just now putting like fiber around everywhere here okay I don't know if it's as fast as that if it is and it's more cost to 300 and occasionally 500 megabit yeah but the ping is like 120 if you're in the states okay that sucks that's what this Reddit user says he's like I'm in Michigan my ping's 100 to 120 so online gaming it causes issues but if you're just every everything else you know Netflix all the other uses you might

might have for a broadband connection, it's it, it's the thing. The thing is because it's far away. Yeah, it just takes a while. Well, one, there's more hops. Every time you go from like router to router and read, like sort of look at what the packet is, figure out where it's going and send it in the right direction, that slows it down a little bit. And then in terms of like just going to space and back, like that adds time to also. So what Elon did, which is better than what existed before.

for Elon is he has lower satellites. So if you could imagine a point looking at a sphere, if that point is close to the earth, it doesn't see to the edges of the spear. If you put it far enough away, you can damn near see the equator. So Elon has low satellites, but it takes 5,000 of them, whereas maybe it's Hughes has much higher satellites, but it takes fewer of them. But the downside of that is the latency is even worse because it travels to fucking Mars and back. I'm exaggerating. Whereas Elon has more satellites lower for better service and maybe cheaper deployment. But I made that part up.

I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Okay. Well, what he's done is incredible. Like that Starlink thing is going to have so many uses going forward. Like it's the war in Ukraine is on the back of Starlink. Like the way that they communicate and navigate and coordinate. is Starlink required.

I think a lot of their, you know, because of all the jamming and stuff with the drones, some of the drones have like, they do, they get you, the drone flies by itself with Starlink,

95% of the way to the target, and then an operator takes over at the end. Like, that thing is so cool. I've heard them say that, talk about the pollution of the, you know, our atmosphere,

you know, having all that space junk up there. China's the worst at that, though. I want to say they blew up a sat. satellite like five or six years ago and then they were like it created 18 million pieces of of like wreckage and you know it was the worst uh moment of atmospheric pollution of all time and the chinese suck yeah i i'm way out of my depth here but my suspicion is that people who complain about musk's space junk like to complain about musk i like to complain about musk but

I try to be accurate and right and like I'm not fussing about his space junk. Some of them are assigned a self-driving car still not meeting expectations 15 years later. Some of them are astronomers. You know, they do those, um, those sky, um, audits or whatever they call them. They're looking for, for a, they take one shot and then they compare it to a shot 10 minutes later to look for objects that have moved or are moving. And if there's all the, all that junk up there, it can, it can fuck with that, uh, that visual. that visual kind of science

hmm no no when Taylor gets back we should probably talk about the sad the sad week that this is with with Kirk and 9-11 and all the multiple school shootings

it's just been a real downer I was saying before the show like I'm taking this week off the internet I literally am I'm going to pretend like it's 1995 Braves just won the series so no online gaming is well you know

No, we got to get a little hell divers. You know, the bug, the bug menace doesn't rest. You know, there's no, they're going to keep coming. The bugs hate your freedom. They do. They do hate our freedom. And their blood turns out to be a very useful element. So we've got to.

Is that the truth? Is that part of the Lord? Yeah. Yeah. Element 710, which is oil upside down, is what their blood is. And we've recently discovered an even rarer element called element 711. and so we were we're delving deep within the gloom what is that it's even better it is the rarest element of all time in lore it's the element it's what they use to power they're faster than light

spaceships so it's like the most valuable thing to earth that you can imagine it's why they have started a war with what apparently were sentient friendly bugs at the start we're defending ourselves against liberty hating insects kyle get with it they hate our freedom You're taking the side of the bugs, you fucking traitor? It's so funny how like on the nose the satire is. Kyle the bug boy. The reason they used for attacking the automaton's, I think, was they had weapons of mass destruction. It was either them or the luminance.

They were like, they're stockpiling weapons of mass destruction. Not while liberty stands. And then it's just like we got to invade them and nuke them and start this huge intergalactic war on three fronts. you guys be following the the news this week sure night rain got updated night rain got updated

I lost my hat which was devastating it exploded we all know it didn't it did not explode it's in good shape I just can't locate it guess what I can wear snapbacks it's just pretty snapped back in the thing, and that's fine.

Some people wear eight and a quarters, Kyle. I think it's tighter than Dick's hat band. It's bulging at the seams. That's got to be a Chinese-made hat. An American hat would have frayed and exploded by now. It's not even fitting your head now. It's not fitting your, oh, adjust it. Oh, yeah, just completely open the back.

Stop. This is even, this, look how much room there is left on there. If that Velcro could speak, it would say, Ah! Yeah. Well, you know, one size fits most is why they call it that. You have to wear special hats. And it's, oh, and it's fine.

And some people have big old fat heads. But, dude, I've seen more gore this week between the Ukrainian girl getting murdered, that horrible video, and then the Charlie Kirk thing yesterday, the close up was horrific his kids watched that his wife watched that they were there I heard reports that as

he got shot one of his daughter tried to run to him I don't know if that's confirmed but that's fucking despicable did you see them carrying carrying him to his car and security grabbed him and like carried him like a you know

piece of furniture as fast as they could put him in a car um they found the gun in the woods I think wrapped in a blanket or something. It's an old Mouser, 30-ought-6. So he had no chance of surviving. Deer hunting rifle, typically. 30-od-6, to me, says deer, right?

Yeah, it's a classic deer-hunting caliber, 30-ought-6. And also military caliber. I think it's what the BAR shot, maybe. I'm pretty sure. I know they make modern, there's some 308 BRs, maybe in Ohio Armory or something like that. But 30-0-6 is a big, fat, mean bullet. it's double the energy of like 5, 5, 5, 6 on the target.

He had no chance of surviving that to the neck. He was, you know, in the video, you see him immediately. I think it hit his spine maybe because he, he has this immediate, his whole body sort of like spasms a bit. And the amount of blood that came out of his neck, you know, when I've shot deer in the neck, I usually try to aim for the heart, lung area. but a couple times I've shot them in the neck and they die within 30 seconds. Like it's fountains of blood that come out.

You know, you've destroyed so many big blood vessels and arteries and shit. He had no chance of surviving that. When we saw it, I think we were in our like WhatsApp, me and Taylor and Chis. And it was like, I was like, he's dead. Like one in a million. He's alive. It would take an actual true to God miracle for him to come out of this. and like be alive.

It just looked like a kill shot. Kyle said something as we were still learning. Before he was even confirmed dead that FBI statistics support and he's like handguns wound rifles kill. And when I found out it was a rifle shot to the neck, like I'm no expert, but I predicted dead too. Yeah. I will say this because I've got, I know I see people pointing the finger at Israel as always.

And this isn't the tool of a Mossad agent. and even if it were a massage agent being like oh I'll use an old rifle because it's untraceable he'd mount his scope better than this the scope is mounted so far back I don't care what kind of eye relief you've got they should be looking for a guy with a big black eye and a half

moon cut on his eyebrow I had a friend in high school who had a rifle with a scope poorly mounted like this and he came to school with stitches in like a crescent moon because the recoil drives a metal scope right into your forehead

head really fucking hard. I've fired a 30 out 6. How does it compare to a shotgun in terms of kick? That's the same. That's same. Okay. Like a Mosin de Gaunt, sort of writing that. Yeah, it's a good little wallop, you know.

Yeah. One of those. It's, uh, you know, it's got some kick to it. It wouldn't knock you on your ass or anything. Um, kids shoot 30 aught six. You were deer hunters. And when you're in the country, like, I had a seven millimeter magnum when I was a kid. that thing would beat the shit out of me that hey how's it going ed we're just uh we just started discussing the the charlie kirk situation probably hadn't heard about it yeah kyle the

your point like i also don't think it's massad m o to write like antifa and like pro trans stuff on the casings did i um that that's what the wall street journal reported that the at f said so they found one casing it so they found the round that was fired or the brass from the first bullet was left in the rifle he didn't cycle the rifle and then there was I think they said there's three more rounds in the magazine it has an internal magazine

you just push them in from the top clip clip clip one after another when you've got the bolt in the rear position in that rifle I believe so I didn't know they had written anything I saw a picture of the guy looked like a white maybe Asian guy

I don't know seems like he was just a leftist that he did Charlie Kirk. I don't know about the Israeli connection conspiracy yet. I haven't done my due diligence. Wasn't Charlie Kirk super pro-Israel? He'd been waning on that recently, and there had been, he had told someone

that he was worried that Israel would kill him because of that, like a month or two ago. I heard that. But we're all worried that Israel will kill us over our forgiveness of speech. So who's to say? They don't kill everybody. Just, you know. The easiest conclusion it was someone who hated him for his speech and they murdered him.

They assassinated him. South Park fan probably. I don't think South Park had anything to do with it. It's fucking despicable. Horrible. It's an disabled veterans t-shirt, right? That's what I read that he's wearing. Don't know, but if they said...

It's so blurry there. I can't... I can make out a flag. I can see that there's an American flag and then maybe some other symbol. Someone on Reddit gave a link to it and it was already sold out. And I was like, oh my goodness. Who's copying this guy? I wouldn't be walking around wearing that shirt today.

Right. I got that Palantir camera scanning system looking for that thing. Everyone's assigning the shooter to the other team. Like the left are like disabled veterans. You know, Charlie Kirk got that huge Israel support and the right hates them because of that. There are certain elements of the right hate his Israeli support. And everyone on the right is like clearly Charlie Kirk is a conservative Therefore the leftist would be most likely to shoot you I hate that I hate that because first of all

We don't know and second of all who fucking cares like it's it's not the policy of the right or the left To assassinate you know someone at a at a college holding a debate that you know it's this person left leaning or right leaning is evil Like they're I don't care who they are motivations were yeah and we don't know the like the But like, we don't know who it was yet. I mean, it was Charlie Kirk and the Wall Street Journal and ATF are saying there were like Antifa and pro-trans messages on the casings, which leads me to believe it's very obviously a leftist. Or false black. Regardless, another horrifying response to it was the amount of the non-negligible hundreds of thousands of people like responding with glee, like laughing, cavorting, rejoicing. rejoicing in this guy's death.

Yeah, I had to get off ready. I didn't want to, like, I spent more time on Reddit last night just looking through the post. Number one, I guess the politics forum banned and was banning people for posting it. So I like went to the other big posts on it when I searched it, which was like entertainment and all these other forums. And I don't know what I expected, but it was fucking insane. The amount of people who were openly laughing, cheering, rejoicing. in this very moderate conservative's death or the people doing something like just as kind of despicable being like fuck around and find out oh he he should have known that by saying

things that a crazy leftist didn't like that he was inviting a crazy leftist to kill him and it's like you realize in the context of this like being murdered for speech that your fuck around find out comments are the exact argument of an abusive spouse an abusive parent you're making me beat you right now you burns dinner you're making me do this you spilled milk you're making me

do this it's like no fuck around find out means you'd raised a fucking hippo and you played with it in the water and then it ate you you shouldn't have been messing around the hippo like tacitly excusing and making you know wheelie mealy

mouth excuses for it like oh, you should have known that when you say things crazy leftists don't like, they will kill you. So this is on him. It's like, it was a literal majority of Reddit that was like this. There were still people who were saying, this is inexcusable, I'm disgusted by the comments I'm seeing. This is immoral. It's wrong. There were still people like that, 100%.

Lots of them, too. But they were outnumbered. Yeah. I don't understand that. I remember when that, you don't have to remember too hard. it was recent when those Democrat legislators the husband and the wife were murdered and then they killed their dog too

like I remember I watched that funeral I'm like fucking dogs photos there and I think the dog's in a coffin it was like what the fuck I was a yellow lab right or a golden something like that yeah it was like one of the friendliest loving his dog you can get yeah I was a fucking psycho and he should be hanged publicly just like this guy you like public hangs

I think that in the instance of like political assassinations, yeah, yeah, you can't let those, you don't have a long protracted legal process. I'm a guillotine guy. That's all I'm saying. Fine. Do a guillotine. But like, it's a huge problem that needs to stop. And it was disheartening to see the amount of people on Reddit, blue sky threads, hundreds of thousands of people, thousands of screenshots I saw. I read thousands of comments. Like, you'd be told that, oh, this is a very friend. people don't celebrate this no lots of people do and the fact that it was charlie kirk who is like if anyone in the audience do you have a boomer mom and dad or boomer grandpa and grandma that's what he what charlie kirk believed is what your grandparents believe it's what your parents believe milk toast fox news conservatism and that guy killed him because he sees no difference between him and like the furthest right and adolf hitler and so it was a lot of right wing people are like latching onto this, obviously, because it's a huge story, but also because it's like, oh,

the, if you're okay with, like, Charlie Kirk being killed, then you'd be okay with me being killed. You'd be okay with Kyle being killed. Like, you, the same people okay with that would make excuses for us being shot in the neck. And it is alarming. Yes, it is, I mean, it's horrifying. And on Twitter, I mean, it was the same toxicity that the hashtag good riddance was. was trending. And just that, that, like, some of it was, you know, more bail that, you know, they're, like you say, just, well, this is sort of, you know, what could happen or a foreseeable outcome. But in reality, there was just so much, really just an embrace of this outcome. And that's, that's the most horrifying thing in terms of what that could devolve into. And I think that, you know,

the fact that he wasn't an elected politician. He wasn't, you know, a member of the armed forces to assassinate someone over free speech is, is, you know, terrifying to any of us that have any level of a platform or any ability to convey an opinion about any issue whatsoever. I mean, he was much more one of us than he was a congressman. Yeah, 100%. Like, it is scary to see people killed for speech and to see a non-negligible part of the far left, embracing it, cheering it, like, actively excited. But I think there's also, you know, there's something that I think we can reflect on that is refreshing about who he was and how he lived his life in that he talked a lot about what would

happen if he died and that the only thing that he wanted to be remembered for was his boldness in his faith and the fact that he was unapologetic about his love for his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and what that he had confidence and what it meant at the point that he was separated his soul from his body. And so I think the fact that we have the opportunity with whatever influence that we wield to make those kinds of positions, those kinds of stances, those kinds of issues as clear as we possibly can, I think that is the influencer called the arms, more or less, is to make sure that if this is the last thing you get to say to whatever audience you enjoy, that it is clearly the message that you want to convey. And I think

that that's the most beautiful thing about the legacy that he will leave is that we know where he stood. We know what he believed. We knew what was the good, bad and ugly. And I think that, you know, I think we all need to kind of take a step back regardless of how many followers or how many people listen to whatever it is you have to say and know that that is the blessing of living in today is that we have more of an ability than ever to convey our positions, our passions, our ideas, and what really, really matters to us. Yeah. Yeah. It's, you're right. I agree. It's a, it's like, it was way more impactful to me than I thought it would be where it was like,

This is not a politician, like you said. This is a guy who was talking. His entire shtick was being civil and going to universities and debating anyone who wanted to talk to him. And they killed that guy. The most moderate civil still believed there was a way to solve this and people could come together and debate democratically. They killed that guy. That's fucking insane. insane and it's a big reason why the right as a whole is so incensed right now where it's like

and then you see a lot of people making excuses like oh well this is because of of aggressive rhetoric and it's like yeah you the media has been calling half the country Nazis and saying what do we do with Nazis we eliminate them at all costs we hurt them we maim them we kill them but whatever means necessary we eliminate Nazis and who's a Nazi Trump is Hitler and his supporters or Nazis. And clearly this assassin saw no difference between Charlie Kirk and like Adolf Hitler or an Adolf Hitler guy. And by the way, like, it's not okay to us. Even if there was an open Nazi talking on a college campus, that's what free speech is to Kyle's point he often makes. You don't assassinate that guy either. Like that's just as wrong. But this was just beyond the pale of like,

this is the most moderate guy and some leftist killed him for for his speech and anytime you have someone who effectively violates the rules of engagement right like doesn't engage in discourse and decides to elevate it to that obviously the fear becomes like well what does the next step what does the other side do and and that's that should be all of our fears as we go out into the the new world of this happening it's not that people haven't been assassinated but it's I mean This was, to me, it just felt different than anything politically motivated that I've seen in a long, long time. Sure. If you don't like Charlie Kirk's ideas, you got to shoot down his ideas, not his jugular.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. And it's perfectly fine to not like, he wanted you to not like his ideas. That was his whole content model. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I saw a clip of him today saying, like, there are people like, why do you do this?

And he's like, I think the real danger comes when people are no longer comfortable what I'm doing. now, with what I'm doing now, you know, as long as we can talk amicably, then there is a resolution to this that isn't dastardly and horrible and bad for everyone involved. But when we can no longer do this, that's when shit gets insane and it gets bad and it will probably escalate and continue. And it's horrible, horrible what happened. And the town hall concept of like listening to an audience that you are inherently unfamiliar with and being able to answer. answer on the fly and truly be responsive and listen, you know, even in a presidential debate format, there's only going to be maybe one out of four. It's going to be that kind of thing,

and they're all pre-screened questions. I mean, the boldness to go out and accept any question and answer it immediately in the way that he could was such a phenomenal gift from an intellectual perspective. But again, the boldness and the courage to go out and just, you know, I'm on your turf. I'm listening to your question. I'm not going to ask what it is beforehand. I'm just here to talk. Was incredible. Did you see the MSNBC clip from before he was even confirmed dead where some fucking cunt was like, you know, it could have been someone shoot, his supporter shooting in jubilation. And it's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like what, what world are you in that you think that's an okay thing to say right now

because this guy's your political enemy and you're desperately trying to run cover for it in a way you think is palatable to your retarded audience in MSNBC. Like, just grow. I saw, there's a clip also of, obviously there's a bunch of like far left commie style people waiting to,

and I'm deliberately saying far left in all this, like leftist because there's a ton of liberals who are aghast at this. Like, this is so wrong, this is not okay. And so I'm not maligning people to recognize that this is beyond the pale. But there was like a long-haired leftist guy that as he got shot and was laying there bleeding and people were taking cover, he stood up near the front of the question asking area and was like cheering and looking back at where the guy shot from. Like, ah, well done. Like behaving that way in the moment.

Like there is a level of cruelty here that needs to be addressed. yeah that's pretty awful i don't know i think it's a sign of our times um you know we're we're all pretty desensitized and the rhetoric gets bigger and bigger uh more again like you said like trump's not a great guy but he's not hitler and and like people that's boredom uh aren't aren't aren't Nazis and again you don't shoot Nazis it's not world war too it's yeah like just yeah convince them they are wrong but we have to be sensitive to the idea that this happens because people are told that their opinions are more valid than they really are. And that was one of his biggest platforms was to say,

you're welcome to think whatever you want, but you're not welcome to insist that I think the same way. But when we give everybody a sounding board that they can express whatever hateful or terrible or glorious idea that they have to the world at large, it, and then we're we serve them content from people who agree with them in a vacuum chamber, this kind of thing, regardless of scope or scale, is relatively inevitable because we're just telling people that you're right, you get to believe and talk about what you want. And here are a million people who think and feel the same way you do. So obviously that's most of the world when that is inherently an algorithmic fallacy. Yeah. Yeah. People are going to believe

that whatever they see most frequently is even if they don't consciously think it like if you spend all day looking at stuff that agrees with if you're on Reddit all day you're going to see the majority of people saying this is great and you're going to misattribute that to thinking that is normal and okay or if you're on some like legitimate Nazi like a Twitter group and seeing all of that you are going to be like you're going to convince yourself that that's the case now it's not as nearly as bad on Twitter as on Reddit because Twitter there's leftists all over Reddit, liberals all over. Most people can say whatever they want there. I saw tons of people excusing it and lauding it on Twitter. Whereas on Reddit, it's totally, there's not even the pretense of free speech on Reddit. Like it's a silo

of a cyclone of, you know, constant reaffirmation of these beliefs. And that leads people to think that reality is not what it is. And it's, uh, people are continuing to get more atomized through this and alienated. And it's

really, really scary what comes next because usually like if you know history at all like things like this don't tend to be one-offs like they tried to kill Trump twice last year they tried to kill Nick Fuentes a few months ago they tried to kill those politicians in Minneapolis Minnesota I think yeah and that guy was if he read his story tell me the the Minneapolis guy that was weird his friends were like he's a conservative, and then he had those, what was it, the No Kings flyers in his car. And then he also had, and this was, you know, the FBI recovered it, and then, you know, a bunch of abilities reported it. He had like a schizo-rambling note in his car that was like, Tim Walls told me to do this so that he could have Amy Klobuchar's seat in Senate.

And it's like, that's fucking insane. clearly Tim Walls had nothing to do with this at all. That's conspiratorial nonsense, but it is a window into that guy's mind of like he thought he was doing something in eliminating those people that would benefit. Like he was crazy. But regardless, if he's crazy or not, people act like being crazy is like,

well, you can't punish him fully because he's crazy. It's like, that's actually a reason to punish him more. This person can't be around us. He can't be in public. this is 100% wrong like the idea that you could have someone who's like incompetent to stand trial

this like weird it's like this person murdered someone and you're saying they're incompetent stand trial and some activist insured their let back out on the street no fucked up what is this he's linking to 4 chain theories

on who the shooter is I think it's irresponsible to pretend it's remotely but like yeah it is close enough to the event that there could be during this show a big new revelation, but I'm not going to claim to know until there is evidence

of who this person works. I've got some video of him walking toward the college or whatever. But, you know, they know this is him. Apparently his gait is odd. They think the rifle might be stuck down his pants leg, which you can do that. Get your ginko's on.

Yeah, I think there's been multiple school shootings the last couple days as well. I think there was one in Colorado yesterday. I saw people using that as a way to make fun of trouble. There's another one today, and there's two today, I believe. Oh, two did. My bad. My bad. You know, I've been pro-gun always, right?

Like, always. Stuff makes me wonder if I'm right. Right? Like, you are. Yeah, that wouldn't, the regulation wouldn't keep these evil people from getting guns. There's more guns than people here. It would. Way more.

It would just take it away from people like me and you. I know this argument. I've made this argument. But, like, just from a right and wrong standpoint, let's remove, like, how hard it would be to remove guns, all that stuff. I generally am really resistant to laws that impact innocent, good meaning people, right? You know, like, but, like, how many school shootings a day does it take before whether we should do anything? Well, in this case, in particular, that old Mouser that he's got, I don't think there's a U.S. state where you can't. can't buy that rifle.

You know, like I think the strictest gun regulations in Canada wouldn't stop someone from getting that rifle. You know, it's an old bolt action hunting rifle. The genie's out of the bottle on that one. Like philosophically, we could make the,

have the discussion of like, should weapons be available to a hypothetical society in such great numbers? You'd probably say no. But it's too late for that. There's 1.5 guns per person, I think, of the U.S. I think that's the number. There's 340 million of us or something like that.

I know guys with dozens of dozens of guns, you know. Like when you're in the South, everyone here has a gun. There's guns everywhere. I have a couple dozen. You have a couple dozen, yeah. I'm not on your guys' level. I mean, they're not all that cool. But some of them are pretty cool.

Some of them I like. You've got some neat guns. I like your favorite. Cal a lot. I think it's very, I like unique guns. I don't, it doesn't matter to me that it's the best at what it does or, or like the meta. To put it into video game terms, you've got some off meta guns and I like that. Like the F 2000,

that's an off meta gun. I like that one. The F2,000 and the Henry Lever Action 22, it's brass, it looks shiny like something like a cowboy stars would have. I like them, they're off meta. And both of those as an example. Like, I'm an average, shooter but with those two particular guns I might be above average and I like that

sometimes the gun just fits you just right I've shot guns before I'm like oh oh I'm like 30% better with your gun yeah yeah buddy but you're not you're not leaving us on the pro gun side right I'm just asking questions you know I see your point don't restrict my free speech it's hard to be more pro gun than me but but but but still you know I I I don't like seeing these school shootings and I wish there was a solution one does other than well I think some people do I think some people are are maybe they don't like it but they are they are they are so entrenched and pro-gun which that they're like I don't care how they're almost like they're like peace uh peacemaker from the the TV show I don't care how many I want

peace and I don't care how many men women or children I have to kill to get it and some people are like I want gun rights I don't care how many men women or children have to die for me to get it. And I'm not on that platform, you know, but I think that I would be for what they often say, common sense gun laws and gun reform. What do you mean? Let's break it down. I'd love to have an intellectual conversation about that and not a talking point conversation about that on a stage. Like, okay, what do you mean specifically? Exactly what do you mean? Are you talking about going house to house with SWAT teams, digging, and metal detectors? Is that where you're talking about? Oh, no? Well, then you're toothless.

Are you saying that if I ever wanted to see a therapist for depression, that by engaging in that, you need to remove all the guns from my house. I was told not to go to a therapist at one point because it might affect my gun rights. I was, I was feeling bad about some stuff. I was feeling depressed and I was told, hey, that's, don't do that. That could look bad. What hardships have you ever had? I was literally told by, like, gun guys, like, hey, I wouldn't seek help. You might be funny. Right.

And that really bugs. Like, so I, I understand how someone might come up with the idea of protecting that person who might need a little help right now. But I also see that the, that the unintended consequences would be people not getting the help they need because they don't want to lose their rights. And so anyway, every common sense gun law. I hear has something wrong with it too. It's not an easy thing to come up with. My dad got a divorce back in the day and he went back into the home that he had bought that his wife now lived in

to get his clothing, to get the clothes so that he could go to work. And she called the police and put a case on him. And he couldn't buy guns for a couple of years. I had to buy them for him. You know, allegedly. man you're just hitting for a fucking grand slam statute's limitation shut up taylor yeah I lived on that boat for six months fuck you I did live on that

live on that boat for six months I did not owe those state income taxes leave me all you work in the IRS now what's your problem leave it on the hay she's that's when you were saying that earlier I'm like we didn't remove it's it was 100% on the up and up I was on

that boat. I received mail at that address. There was at the, at the, at the, um, the place where the, um, the place where the, I kept my boat. I received mail there. What do they do? Just like throw it on the deck. No, no, no, no. You, it's a very nice, like, it's a, it's not a call to, the slip is where the boat sits, but the marina, the marina, like, they had, like, facilities. Like, there was a gym and a pool and, like, like, it was a community at the marina that, that people, because other people lived on their yachts in my marina I had the like a I wouldn't even say it was mid-tier

yacht like everybody there were some I can't tell the difference in boats when I was buying my boat I was like okay well I like this one a lot 32,000 okay that's in my price range how much is that one and they're like 350,000 it looks just a little better than mine it didn't it looked like that was a 40,000 boat not a 400,000 but it was literally 10 times

what my boat cost and it didn't look it. Like, you can't really tell. Anyway, leave me alone, Taylor. Taylor's right, that it is far too legally and culturally ingrained in the fabric of America for there to be

an effective common sense gun resolution. I mean, it's, what has to happen is it needs to be educated out of the Terminator options of what happens when you get mad. is that you start shooting.

And that is, I think, the clearest point of failure in America or in the American mindset right now is the notion that gun violence is among the many ways that you may react when you have your feelings for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of that where it's like, and, you know, there's a lot of rhetoric that has led to that over the past decade in particular.

What do you think about parents being legally responsible if their kids, if they don't have their guns locked away? and their kids get them and do harm. Because I'm for that. 100% I'm in favor of that. Now, I didn't grow up in that scenario. I tell you, I grew up with full unfettered access

to my dad's arsenal. No, guns are for adults. I knew the combination to the vault or the safe, the safes from, I don't know, the age of eight or something. I still know it. It's one of those like phone numbers

from when you're a kid. And, you know, like I would go and get the guns out when I was home alone. If I was home alone or their parents there, there was no supervision because I don't know, I was schooled and how to use those things and how to respect those things and I wasn't going to do anything

awful. I was going to go in the woods and shoot my 22. Yeah. Probably a pretty hard stop at 18, right? You know, if the kid's over 18 is no longer the parents. I think that's fair. Yeah. I don't know about that. But if they're in the household and they take a gun that should have been in a safe, that

it's not registered to that person, then I think that, you know, in a world where people are staying in the home until they're 23, 4, 5 insurance is still valid, things like that. If we're building a world in which minority exceeds 18 pretty often, because I think you're right. Like if the kid goes and steals the gun and shoots up a school, it's harder to hold the parents accountable than if a gun that is registered to them

that was not secured is taken and goes into wherever it's used. I'm a little mixed on the gap. If you left your truck on line it and taking it. like oh i mean from from another person right if he's used a gun that you've never seen before i mean that's a terrible outcome but it's hard to say a parent was aiding and abetting a teenager that that steals a gun that is not from the household yeah oh yeah yeah but if they if they remove one from the household then a hundred percent we need to have some meaningful parental accountability yeah because i'm thinking about where this starts and stops right like so in this

scenario and 19 year old who still lives at home gets the parents gun and does bad things we still blame the parents what is someone who isn't even from the home comes to my home steals the gun because it wasn't properly locked up enough or maybe my safe kind of sucks they take it from the safe they do bad things with it now I'm bad still like at what point like so just owning a gun if I if I can get into Kyle's vault somehow right with with not somehow like like it would with an angle granger. That wouldn't be it. Okay. So there would be a minimum level of security that you would have to provide to your weapons so that you're not legally liable if they are taken and then evil is done with them. And I think that if you've got them, you know, for example, in your truck that's unlocked in your front yard, which is how our guns were always kept growing up. You'd be legally liable if somebody came. And if I broke the glass on your truck? The doors were unlocked. You didn't need to. I don't think that's on you necessarily. Like I think that would be for, you know, And me personally, I don't think that's on you. I think if the truck's unlocked, though,

if you literally have guns outside just sitting there and open a door and there's your gun? What if my safe was made of glass? Now I'm not really securing it too well. Your front door was locked. They'd have to break into your home and commit burglary at that point. I think that that's, once again, not on you.

But with children, you have to rise to a higher standard because they're children, and you have to have them literally locked away, and glass doesn't cut it. I think that if you're keeping guns, in a glass-paned viewing case in your home with kids. It better be high up. But it's tricky now because apparently a locked truck cuts it.

A locked truck cuts it, but a glass display cabinet doesn't when they're really both glass display cabinets. I think breaking and entering in the vehicle and breaking into their house is both like a form of burglary and they're committing like a crime and going above and beyond. With a child, for example, if you kept them in your car, I don't think that's good enough. like if you just had your shotgun in your truck and locked it your kid has the keys you know they can get into the truck they know yeah um i'd be for stuff like that i'd be i'm for background check sure like why not but not on private not on private sales i don't think you should infringe my right to sell taylor i think you're on the on the money here all through and through my father had a lock box when he was in his closet he did we didn't have guns in my house growing up but what was in there i didn't know i didn't know and i desperately wanted to know so i was like this is

a locked box designed to keep me out of it. Spoiler alert, there were like vintage coins and like dollars backed by silver and shit like that. It wasn't any, it was cool to me, but it wasn't like intensely valuable. Sure. It was just a lock, like jewelry maybe. And so I knew that that box existed. And then like three and a half years later, I see a key that's like round like that might fit it. And I'm like, oh, and you know, I wait till no one's home and I open it up. And I open it up. and there's like buffalo nickels and shit like that um it is hard to secure stuff from a kid like me ball yeah you get a safe you know you go to fucking um bass pro shop they're 750 you know yeah for like a 25 gun safe and and that thing's got a combo lock uh digital lock

combo saves yeah i mean that's that's the way to go and the combo is different than the other ones You know, like, my kids know the combo to the garage door, but not the gun safe. Of course. You're a good gun owner. I try, yeah. It's not birthdays. It's not birthdays, no. I know this.

Dad's a big one-one-one-one guy. You just twist it once and then it opens you. Yeah, I'm for all that. You know, nobody likes school shootings. But if we want to be serious about this and realistic about this, I'd love for those politicians to lay out exactly what the fuck they're talking about that's going to prevent these things. Don't see a tragedy and say, this is my opportunity to use a motion to take gun rights away. Come with a solution to the problem that just happened. The problem that just happened is

a bolt action rifle that someone had and they assassinated a political commentator. How do you solve that one with a gun law? That could happen in Australia and Canada. It doesn't matter how strict your gun laws are. You'd have to be a zero gun policy. Like it's it's it's it's the most basic of rifles. If you know nothing about guns, I want you to know this. In hunting culture, it is considered humane. It is humane to buy a really powerful gun that kills the deer quickly, right? It drops deer's dead. If you were to if they were to die over a period of time, that'd be cruel. It's not how they do it. So the guns that were okay with, bolt action hunting rifles, are far more powerful than like an M-16 that someone would use in the army.

It hits, it kills way faster and harder. And I guess those are all the words I'm looking for. So it is hard to take the hands out of Charlie Kirk's sniper. I'm sorry, it's hard to take the gun out of the hands of Charlie Kirk's sniper without taking them out of the hands of every deer hunter in America. And typically people don't hate the deer hunters of America. Like a five, five, six rifle shoots like a 60 grain bullet. You don't know what grains are, but that doesn't matter.

It's measure weight. Yes, but you don't know how much one grain is, so it's a little nebulous. But to compare that, like my hunting rifle shot 175 grain bullets. You know, like three times the weight going the same speed, if not faster, because I was hand-loading the bitches. You know, like when I shot that 7mmmm as a kid, I'd have bruises. It would knock me up. It would knock me around. But it'd blow a fucking hole in a deer.

It collapsed a deer. it blow both its shoulders out they're way way more powerful they're way more powerful yeah there's just no way to like to everyone's point i guess reiterating but like we're through the looking glass on guns in the united states like we have too many there is no way to effectively remove guns from criminals just by removing it from law abiding people like they're going to find whenever i hear that and i'm not anti-gun but i just playing the other side what I hear is it would take a really long time

right like oh 20 years 40 years before these guns are like deprecated out and not as entering as interesting or functional as they used to be I know some guns last 100 years they all last 100 years they all lost a thousand years they literally do

I know of no thousand year old guns oh that's true they will because the limiting factor is going to be things like firing pens and barrels and it takes a lot of shots to shoot a barrel out of a rifle thousands. Yeah. Maybe 10,000 rounds or something like that, you know?

Like, and nobody's policing barrels. The registered part of guns wear out. They get left in the weather. They get mistreated. They get kept in a garage or something. Like guns don't last forever and let, sure,

in like a reasonably stored condition. I'll agree they last. If you never built another gun, There would be guns in 10,000 years. Like, they're not going anywhere. Like, most guns, like, most guns, it would have to rust away. Like, you would have to rust away to nothing or something. They just don't go away.

They won't go away. It would take a massive... And you can make your own. That's the other thing is you can make your own. And what I always go back to is what it would actually take is going door to door with the military. You couldn't bring a SWAT team. It wouldn't be, it wouldn't do it. Because you'd be getting in gun fights every day.

you'd have to have to have to have to have to you'd be blowing up neighborhoods over getting guns away from people and some people would see it coming they'd be waiting with anti aircraft like i swear to god they would i know these people they would be waiting with their they have tanks they have anti aircraft i believe in the truth they have malicious eyes they live in fortified communities they have air scrubbing water purifying bunkers they are waiting for this day it's what they've spent their their fortunes on these guys are worth 15 million dollars and five million of it they spend on it they spend on getting ready for Uncle Sam to try to take their shit from them. You cannot do it without way more mayhem than you could imagine. You'd have an uprising. You'd have a civil war. It doesn't work. And that's what's required. You would have to go to each house

and go, like the Nazis looking for Jews in the attic is what you would have to do. And that wouldn't do it because of what these guys talk about, if you go on forums, if you look around, they talk about how to use PVC pipe, like six inch PVC pipe, wrap their guns in oily rags and seal them up on either

in with PVC glue and bury them six meters under the ground. You know what I'm talking about? So they can't be found with metal detectors. Now you're coming in with some sort of like ground-based radar. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The double-cap PVC is like the Prepper's storage unit. Oh, interesting.

You cannot take the gun. And even if you did, if you had a magic wand that you could wave, no more guns, they know how to make their own guns. These guys own gun factories. I've done that. There are guys who still own a registered. in 86 when they made machine guns illegal there were guys who owned firearm companies

who started as fast as they could printing out the registered parts to machine guns they have thousands of them it's just a little chunk of metal that's technically the gun and whenever they want they can assemble it and make their own transferable machine gun you can make an AR-15 with a 3D printer

you know it's just not going to happen yeah yeah that's true I don't know what the solution is Like, there need to be harsher criminals or harsher penalties on violent criminals. I won't stop it. That's never stopped. Like, it could.

Well, we do know that. It's stopping in adults. They won't stop it in children because they're amid all of the, you know, the hormones and emotions that go with that season of life. Not even that. You think this guy that shot Charlie Kirk cares about what happens tomorrow? I mean, ideally he'd get away. He'd love that.

But he's ready to die. He's ready to die for what he's doing. He's gone on a mission. He's not, if you told him, Hey, don't do that. It's the death penalty. He'd say, come and get me. You'll never take me alive.

These are the people you're dealing with when you've got a mass shooter. Like, that's not the guy who's like, ooh, I don't know, my 401k will be maturing in eight years. I better not. That's not who we're dealing with. We're dealing with psychos and people who are determined, you know, and maybe a little bit of both. You cannot stop them. And any of you did, your magic wand. I can make a bomb with stuff that's at Home Depot that would disres,

rock your neighborhood, bro. You know what I mean? Like bad people with a little bit of brainpower and bad intentions will always get the job done. You know what I can do? When you had the Boston Marathon bombing, you had a manhunt that was so concentrated. And that's the difference in doing it in Utah,

where every road is 1,000 miles away and straight. I mean, that was a little. little bit of my immediate concern when it seemed like they hadn't apprehended the right guy that they first had handcuffed and taken off sight. I was like, man, if we have another manhunt situation where everybody is, you know, looking around the corner thinking about who the, so I mean, the fact that it hasn't been that for the last 24 hours, I think is positive for the, I don't know, the eventual recovery of America, but man, it was, it was scary the directions that it could easily have gone. Yeah. The Boston Boston,

thing, they immediately sort of implemented martial law and they were going through the streets with the military saying, get back off, get off your fucking porch, get in your house. They were after those Zarnayev guys. I followed that one super closely. Me and Chis were you can go online

and you can listen in on police scanners. And so we were listening to all of the first responder scanners for Boston. I had like six windows open, like listening to all of them. And then every now and then they're like, they haven't you know they'd be after them and then finally they tracked them down with

thermal in that boat in the backyard and they got the guy that thing was crazy do you remember the reddit manhunt on that oh yeah it was a big like if it's ingrained into reddit community the learning experience from that so people don't know um reddit was like let's try and help right there's a gabillion of us let's look at the footage analyze it see who it is etc and they did just that at the footage, they thought they saw the guy and they got it wrong. But they didn't know they were wrong. So they're like, this is him. We got it. We figured it out. We're so clever.

You know, the minds of many have ran ahead on this. And now, every time there's something like this, they're like, don't fuck up again. Don't do this. We've done this before. And it was a learning experience as a community that they let someone else do the manhunt. Not 4chan. They're still

after it. But 4chan is actually good at it, though. Yeah. 4chan was finding ISIS bases and then relaying the messages to Russia and Russia was like okay and blowing them up left and right yeah like 4chan is way better at that shit than fucking Reddit and all their ex-girlfriends are dead they found that cheating bitches in ISIS and Putin's like I don't know they're finding like they're finding it's an odd place yeah we'll send it anyway like giving their mean bosses address like I'm pretty sure

This is where the fucking Isis guy. A sympathizer. That's it. That's fucked up. We use those virtual police scanners for cannonball stuff to avoid getting arrested when you speed across the country. Yeah, it makes sense. That's smart. That makes total sense.

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that when our resident trans girl in the hangout suggested she might cut off her penis, you are very poo-pooh about the whole thing. What's that about? I was trying to preserve a I imagine, totally useful penis that you can pee through and have sex with, probably shouldn't chop it off. Have you ever, you ever get a hot dog in five guys, burgers and fries? I know you, why would you, right? They have the burgers, they're incredible. But they do the thing where they split the hot dog down the middle.

Oh, my God. Don't chop your dicks off, folks. They split the hot dog right down the middle, and you get more surface area, and you render that fat on the inside of the sausage. It's delicious. All right. Now, carry that on over to our previous discussion. That's kind of what she was suggesting she did to her penis. She wants to bisect it and sort of turn it backwards and then stuff it, you know, back in so that she's got a quasi-vice. Ghastly. Gastly. You say, because of your bigotry and your poor upbringing. So true.

But I just- But you're like on the ball. So you were like, on the ball. So you were like, cut your cock off. Oh, I was like... You trust the science. She's also, like, like, she's going full hog with it. She's an adult. Like, I, here's my take on it. It's always been the same. Like,

someone like her is playing life on hard mode. She doesn't need me judging her, tearing her down, etc. I see it as helping. Like, don't do that. I told her. That's a negative, bad thing. keep your penis like that's here's why she look if there was again magic wand they'd like give you a pussy like okay wave that one but that's not what they do it's a it they haven't mastered

that technique yet i've i've i've uh i want to ask Howard stern one shot one time right right no no certainly like post ops my god wouldy i need a cock on my man all right my mistake i'm sorry he's high tea he's high yeah yeah yeah they they got to be hanging dong okay it just be more manly on Howard Stern they were they interviewed a trans person who'd had this the the full on bottom surgery and they're like that and the way they described it it sounded it's pretty gay to have sex with women it's way more masculine there's nothing more masculine than to dominate a man who thinks he's a girl you get behind Taylor there are no yeah em boys getting behind

Taylor's big old butt all right only a manly man a Paul Bunyan of the modern age he says Hey, big blue ox, I got something for you. Guess what? I didn't wipe that well. Guess what? That's why we start with the waxing. Yeah. No, I wouldn't wax my butt hole.

That would be awful. It's not up to you. Just near that thing. Just near that thing. You've been kind of roofied at this point already. Oh, fuck. I mean, some prisoners giving me the wine. I'm asleep on my bunk.

No, but she's hardcore. They're going to peel back her whole face, like, face off and grind her skull down and then they 3D print like a new skull at like the forehead mostly and then like screw that to her old skull what's left of it and then put the flesh flap of her face back over it it's just like that nicholas cage movie face off if you've not seen it you're missing out um i'm looking forward to seeing the after effects of this procedure i hope it makes her happy i i on the face part I couldn't help but have an opinion

because she's already pretty like she's pretty she's like Finster level pretty and he's prettier than Fenster let's be real okay yeah well Finster to me what would you get around a 10 Taylor

on the pretty scale I would say keep one out of one cocks keep it yeah you're keeping the cock all right she does let she keeps it the way you like it hard and long intact

yeah it just seems like there's there's no recrossing that bridge someone on Reddit said Finster was the like the poster child for unreasonable expectations like no one who transitions will ever look as female as Finster that's why I pulled him out as the example of pretty but anyway

yeah I feel like facially she's got it she doesn't need to do a surgery and that I feel like more qualified to weigh in on because I know what Boys and Girls faces she already has that box ticked she doesn't need to do the surgery but if that's what she needs to be happy. I'm not going to tear down. No, I don't think you should encourage

people down. Keep your cock. Chop. Chop. Chop. Jopping your penis off. That's wrong. I'm at either surgery. Like, I don't know. Oh, the forehead. I stand by and let adults make adult decisions. And she's a grown up with a good job and career and like, you know. What about those lizard people? The ones

they go full lizard mode with the bifurcated tongues and they start putting the implants in their foreheads like ball bearings and shit. I'm down. I'm down. Like, I want some ball bearings in the tongue, so I get something from it, obviously. Oh, it's a bifurcated tongue. They can, like, split it down the middle. And so the tongue, you know a snake's kind of tongue?

Oh, I get it. I'm looking for a ball bearing on either side. Did you see that? I'm not vanilla like you. Did you see that put them in your cock if I'm going to put them in my tongue? Did you guys see the new story about that surgeon who removed his own legs? Yes. Oh, yeah.

You saw that, Ed? No, it was this. I'm so curious. How did your Patreon chat, Deval, into gender What? That's what you do? Yeah, this is the $50

video call, a different tier. Yeah, if you pay $50 a month, you get into our like, very exclusive Patreon. Okay. We have a video call at the end of the month every month. We do three, two-hour sessions with the boys, and you can have 25

video people in one call, so we're all in like a bank of video screens, you know, shooting the shit. And for four hours during an after afternoon and then two more during an evening. And during that, people are doing drugs and getting drunk and playing video games and talking about their weird lives because the kind of people that are in there are all very diverse, like kinds of people. Like interesting is what I really have. We have investment bankers threatening nine digit net worths and degenerates who take quantities of drugs, who grow and create and make quantities of drugs that would kill others. the whole spectrum. Really? Yes.

It is quite a show. We've had a set show. We've had couples bang it out and do weird stuff, like naked, naked on camera. The trans girl almost whipped her tities out the other day. I saw Taylor like, about to have a fucking stroke. I was about the stroke as well. It was so funny.

When he was like, no, don't pull your tits out. anything but that don't throw me in the prior pitch in the prior pitch yeah don't don't cut a way to make a living how about I had no idea that was a thing

look at you yeah there's a lot of cool people in there oh yeah we're I see that yes man it doesn't stop at the bills that guy who chopped his own legs off

the surgeon Ed said he heard of that Woody college you guys see that story no it's new to me he's like a surgeon who basically had the trans thing about his legs where he's like,

I really believe I would be happier with no legs. And so he removed both of his legs from like, I think it was right above the knee down or right below the knee down. I don't know why you'd do below the knee down. Now it's just a weird little moving thing. But he just removed his own legs. And people were like,

well, you just need to do what's right with you. And it's like, are you, like, that's, it's kind of cruel to indulge that behavior, isn't it? Kind of cool. That's normal. What if I said, look, I identify as a person built for speed. But I can't achieve that unless I chop off below the knee and put some blades on these babies. Right? This is a performance enhancing surgery.

Is it better? No, it's horrible. That's still really wrong. You just don't know what cool is. guess I don't. If I came to you and I was like, I believe in my whole heart, no one can convince me otherwise. I am Napoleon. And Napoleon was five foot five. So I'm going to go get reverse. I'm going to go get Cotton Hill surgery to have this removed. Like, if I was telling you that and you told me, you're right, Taylor, you are Napoleon. Don't let anyone say you're not Napoleon.

Pursue this. It will make you happy. You're a bad guy for encouraging me down that road for not saying immediately cut the shit don't ruin your life i i understand your argument and i and i see the logic in it like it's not yeah it's not stupid in the slightest and i understand the inconsistencies in mind i just don't know how to be a nice person a good person and a supportive person while also imposing my own feelings of right and wrong and saying that's yours need to be what mine are and and i i can't rectify it all. That's where I'm stuck. We can all see Charlie Kirk saying, what is a disabled person? Well, if they're like, they got a little midget hands, you know, that's disabled.

You can't grab, you have to drink soda with two hands probably. If you're a little midget, that's a tough life. Yeah. From the Burger King commercials. Yeah, $60,000 doesn't seem enough for two legs, does it? That was the insurance claim that looks like. Is that, that's pounds, right? that symbol? I don't care if it's

bars of gold. Yeah, bars of gold, you might change your mind. Yeah, maybe, maybe. Both legs? Like, I always say like one. How would that even work? How'd you lose your legs in an accident that we could pay you insurance for? He's like, no, I removed them surgically because I'm a crazy

person. They're like, okay, well, we're not going to pay you. Right. Because you did this. I know that there's an insurance company in England that does, in London, that ensures a lot of athlete yeah Lloyds of London

that ensures a lot of athletes limbs and they insure odd things like like people's voices um they're the throwing arms

of quarterbacks and such the 460 grand for yeah you know if you're if you're Tom Brady you know and you know your arm gets fucked up

then you want that thing Tommy John that's what it's called right well there's a Tommy John surgery and there's also an underwear brand I'm not sure what you're referring to The surgery.

I thought that was where they take something out of legs of baseball pitchers and throw it in your arm when you can't throw anymore. Yeah. But then you can throw harder afterwards. So they do it electively now, too. I think Kyle was trying to say, Tom Brady and your shoulders is something of great value, then you'd insure it.

I'm trying to work my scam now. Like, insure my arm and then be like, okay, I throw like a girl now. And I can't play piano. know, I need a kickback on this thing. You're just pretending to be left-handed. Have you ever done that where you like throw something left-handed on purpose and you're like, oh, man, thank you this, that was rough. I didn't like, you can't like extend it back correctly and you kind of, yeah.

Because I'm terrible, right. Yeah. Yeah, I have no coordination throwing on my left. It's awkward. I can't even close, come close. I can write a little bit with my left hand. Like, legibly, I can write legibly. Like, you definitely know what I was saying.

I can do a little, I can write cursibly with my left. But that's growing. Golly suck at buck handling. Because they switch the thing to the other hand. They do it every day. They should get used to it after a while. Like, we suck at it because it's like, hey, can you throw your left hand? Well, I've tried those other two times in my entire adult life.

So let's see. But they're like, yeah, I do it for a living every night. I get paid $4 million a year. Figure it out. Some of them are very good at it. but it's not intuitive. They're not good at it. They're not good.

For a goalie because they're in all that goofy paths. They have that weird stick. I swear to God, this is true. Maybe not me now. I haven't played hockey for 10 years or more. But take me who was regularly playing in my B league and occasionally A league hockey and put me up against an NHL goalie. I swear to God I can hit the defenseman better than an NHL goalie can.

And that's because NHL goalies handle the puck at the level of a B-level jackass in North Carolina. They're just, it's a bell right. Yeah. It's like, all right. Well, we need you to wear a bunch of goofy stuff. You won't be able to position your legs right. You won't be able to hold your hand right. You have to shoot on your offhand and you don't have a stick that you can hold comfortably. You have to push it with your loved hands that you can't get a purchase on the stick with. And so when a goalie does come around, that's like genuinely good. It's like, oh, Martin Broder changed the game. Like that was that was why he was so respected. But yeah. Yeah. All this to say. keep your keep your dick's folks you know you'll get more joy with them than without them yeah yeah i i do think that there is a trans future for her where she has a dick and a very fulfilling sex life and joy and this and that and i would just say make the decision slowly and we want that for her yeah well you want everyone to be happy not unless you're like a rapist or a murderer right you don't want them happy poisoned inside

I don't want everybody to be happy because then my happiness is less valuable then if most you see it as a zero sum game yeah like there's not enough happiness to go around I want the happiness

and if that means that you know there have to be sad people then I'm all for that if everyone's a superhero nobody is Superhero. That's true. What a great movie.

The Incredibles was awesome. I've never seen The Incredibles. Oh my God. You simply must. I'll pass. I'm not 12. It's really good. You see The Incredibles.

I'll watch Terminator 2. There you go. No, you won't. Yes, I will. I still say, if you want to do like a whole other YouTube channel where you and I watch movies that you've never seen before,

like I would absolutely do that. That would be. have you seen jaws pick a night we can record i'll do it taylor uh yes jaws scared the shit out of me when i was like seven and watched i live in missouri and i was so scared the movie is still really good and the pacing of it is really good and i i was blown away generally when i watch movies from the 70s or even earlier i'm like uh it's classic but this fucking sucks you know gone with the wind try to watch that fucking shit hole but But Jaws is good.

A lot of those old horrid. I didn't like Polter guys. I was a little scared the heck out of me. You're right. Jaws holds up so well. You can know what's going to happen and the way they pace it like your heart's beating against your will where you're like,

this is kind of scary. I would be really scared in this situation. Yeah, when they're in the lagoon, that's the scariest scene to me. When you see it coming underneath him and his legs are in the water, that's the scariest one to me. I get this overwhelming fear whenever I'm like

taking that last little bit of motion out of the water it's like somehow that's worth if you were out swimming and it got you it's not as bad as if I almost made it to safety and it got me like somehow that's way more terrifying the last moments of safety

or the last moments before safety are the ones where I'm afraid and it goes for all sorts of situations for me it's when I'm alone like somehow my lizard brain thinks that's like two people out surfing shark would never miss with two things that look like seals from the bottom but one person out surfing that's there the danger is I don't know why I think that

well guys I apologize for a short appearance but I've got to get out I've got some terrible car buying to do in the morning but I always appreciate hearing your lovely ideas what are you buying in the morning I know you have to run three terrible flooded exotic cars out of an estate in North Carolina Carolina. So a little bit of a road trip. Good luck to you. Thank you much. The recent hurricane?

There was a 2022 flood and a 2023 flood. So one would be, I think, Florida and one was Texas. Good luck to you. That's it. One's not even salt water. Y'all have a great night. Take care. One's not even salt water.

Sounds like a positive. I know Taylor wants to talk about that stabbing in North Carolina. Did you see the video? Did you see what happened? I've only seen still shots of it. Yeah, I didn't want to watch the video. It looks awful. I didn't want to see that Charlie Kirk video.

I mean, I guess I was curious, but once I saw it, I was like, oh, man, I wish I had not seen this. So I didn't have the same I wish I didn't. I was curious and I only needed to see it. Maybe I did rewind it a couple times. People were saying he was dead for sure and I wanted to form my own opinion because it wasn't official yet. Same kind of. So I watched it a couple of times. I was trying to figure out where in the neck he was shot.

I don't know if I really did, but it was like, I think he's cooked. I've choked out enough times and been choked out a few times. And I'm like, yeah, you don't live very long without blood. If you're exercising,

if you're working hard, you get choked out in like three seconds. If you're kind of resting, it takes a little bit longer. And I was like, I think this guy had like 12 seconds to live after that shot. If that, him in the spine. He's just instantly dead, I think.

Sure. The blood came out the left side of his neck. It appeared. I didn't even watch the close-up. There's a close-up video, and I've seen the first, like, two seconds of it, but they're very close. And they're even from the side where the blood sprays out of. And I click off of that. I haven't seen that one. The one I saw is probably the one you saw that's a bit zoomed out. But you still see him sort of go into like a shock sort of thing and and then the blood just spray.

You guys didn't see the close up? I'm aware of it, but I intentionally did not watch it. I thought the close up I watched was a zoomed in of the same, but I'm not sure. No, there's a close camera on it and it's it's horrible.

Like he tenses up. The amount of blood that comes out immediately, it's not like a movie. spray. It's just a like a dam breaking of just a thick just it's and his little girl children watched that from close up. I hope not.

They probably didn't see it the way we saw it. They were there, whatever. But yeah, it's like something from a Kirasawa film. It's just a high pressure geyser of blood. It's really awful. I was about to start talking about the North Carolina stabbing of that white girl. Oh, the... Fill me in on that. Who was this?

Was the stabber, an immigrant, or was he just a North Carolina man? No, it was a North Carolina guy, a black guy, and he had like 14 prior arrests. And the reason he was out and able to murder was because a left-leaning non-government organization called the MacArthur group gave, or the MacArthur Foundation, sorry, gave $3.3 million to the county in which he was incarcerated. And the goal of it, because, you know, it's a left-leaning group, was, you know, equity, diversity. But the express purpose of it was to take black and brown people out of prison to make it more equitable, you know, percentage-wise there and encourage them to release these people who shouldn't have been released. And so...

What was he in for? I don't, the most recent time, I'm not sure, but he had been a, he was you want to know criminal tons of stuff what was it do you know he made a false call to 911 false called 911 well that was arrest 14 and there were 13 previous and this guy had been violent before he was sure just out of this one before what did they do that was violent before i think he had assaulted people i think uh he had you're sure though right not if you if you know tell me i i the thing I read said he had only done non-violent stuff. He was in for what they called a minor misdemeanor, which is the 911

call, and he was crazy. He was schizophrenic. The 911 call was in the hospital when he made it, and he said they were giving him drugs that he didn't want against his will, and he asked for help. So what he really needed to do was be in a mental hospital and get him

fucking straightened out before he hurt someone, and they didn't do that. But it wasn't the MacArthur Foundation that had anything to do with it. it is just when someone has a misdemeanor like that, they don't hold them in jail while they await trial. Well, I think if you've been arrested 14 times, maybe we should change something and make it so you're really crazy.

Is the 14 times thing true? He spent five years in prison after pleading guilty to robbery with a dangerous weapon. Oh, okay. So, yeah, he was a violent offender. Is that violent? Robbing someone with a dangerous weapon, yes. Yeah, that's mild. And so he was let out because the MacArthur Foundation gave

money to incentivize the release of people who they like that was their stated preference their left leading organization let black and brown people out to be more equitable and then he's on that train and you see the the white ukrainian refugee sitting there minding her own business doesn't say a word even like curled up small on the way back from her job at a pizza place and he murders her in the video i don't know if you guys have seen it you should watch if you haven't because it's hard it's it's horrible uh in eye opening and he stabs her and she goes into shock immediately clearly kind of had that mind-body connection that you are going you have a realization you're going to die and she starts weeping in her hands that she's going to die and

the guy immediately stands up and this is why like the crazy part of it like it's interesting that crazy people never attack jacked groups of men who are looking at them. It's so weird. They always, they're so crazy but they attack people with their backs turned who are vulnerable and easy to kill. They don't,

it's so crazy how they have that prescience, but they're so insane. Stabbed her to death, she falls over in her seat, she's bleeding out. The five other people sitting around her do nothing. Do nothing. Do nothing.

to help. She's bleeding to death and crying. And these people do nothing. It was five other black people who were sitting there on the public transit. They didn't help. They didn't do anything, which is ghastly in and of itself. If someone's bleeding to death near me, I would like to think I would do fucking something. Compression, just anything to try and help. And these people didn't. And the guy, they say he's crazy. He walked up the front of the train. And then you hear him say, I got that white girl. I got that white girl. And then he like used to. his perceived like excuse on another guy he goes she called me a ninja she called me a ninja and so like they say he's crazy i have no doubt he's actually crazy sure he is like you have to be crazy to do something

like this but it's also the craziness is tempered when it's like he killed her he immediately got he killed her near a stop got up immediately walked to the front said i got that white girl practiced his little she called me a ninja excuse and then tried to escape the authorities. And so it's like, all right, well, clearly this was a bit of calculation. And so it seems pretty obvious. He killed her because she was white. And he was only out of jail because he is black. And that's what the funding was from that left-cleaning group.

That's why this took hold and so many people watched it because it was gruesome, horrible. The story's awful. It is a very tangible video and evidence of how cruel it is to allow violent offenders out of prison under the guise of empathy. It's like, no, having mercy for these violent offenders is actually cruelty towards innocent people because they will behave this way again. Yeah, I don't know. I read about the MacArthur Foundation because I saw your thing, I saw your argument with Chis

about it. And I was like, what is this? Let me see if I can learn. And the goal of that organization, whether they do it well or not, I don't know, is they try to lower recidivism rates and they like fund classes to get people job skills and shit like that so that when they do get out, they don't just go straight back to the shit that got them in there. As you know, that now that he made a fucking bullshit 911 call because he's insane. And I'm like, do you lock a guy up forever? for that. The reason he's out is he did his time. He did five years in jail for a robbery. How many years should a robbery be? I don't know. If you think it should be 15, 20, should it end a person's

life? Should it be the death penalty? Should it be six months? Like for a robbery? I think if you're engaging repeatedly in the repeatedly. I don't know what his whole criminal record was. Like if it's 14 times like we said, then what are we doing here? I don't know. Call me crazy. Maybe there should you have 14 strikes in your outlaw. Oh, dude. I don't know if you've seen the numbers. If we just did three strikes for not even all crimes, just violent offenses. If you did a three strikes rule for violent offenses, because, you know, the amount of people who actually commit violent crimes repeatedly is very small.

It's a huge amount of repeat of the same people doing this over and over and over and over. And if we just had a three strikes rule for that, just violent crimes, not. calling in 911 because you're a schizo or taxes or whatever just violent you could reduce violent crime by like 50% overtime like you could reduce it dramatically so we did three strikes you're out or maybe we still do I don't even know and um then it's like assholes got into bar fights um and that's like a violent crime three strikes you're out can be too tough you on the surface it sounds like a great idea like I have zero strikes and I'm 52 like it shouldn't be that hard you have zero

five times yeah I've never had one and uh you know so it's like how hard is it to live your life and never get into you know a violent crime never be arrested for violent like it should be the standard um but then I hear of these cases where like ah it was a violent crime and like two bar fights and now the guy literally they throw him away and lock up come away no lock him up and throw way the kid is what I'm looking for. I couldn't get off it. And I'm like, man, so I think maybe the answer is that we allow judges to use some amount of judgment. And, you know, like whether or not this is a, you know, guy defending himself in a bar or a mutual combat in a bar versus a guy who's murdering a woman on a bus, right? They're not the same thing. And so anyway, I guess I just

want a little judgment good judgment from judges and that's my solution sentencing guidelines but not mandates um i like the mandate i like if you're involved in three violent crimes you should be locked up you can't participate in our society sorry like you're you're out three strikes and you're out like if you assault someone and then you've assault someone again and then a bar fight starts to break out and you decide to get in a brawl like you're a retard number one for being like I'm on strike two you should be sprinting away from that and if you don't have the prescience or presence of mind to realize you should be sprinting away from that then you are a danger you know how careful I am not to be in any kind of a situation that's even tangentially

related to something criminal you cannot imagine the things I avoid I will stop at certain gas stations. You know what I mean? Like, I don't involve myself in anything. It could throw me back into the fucking meat grinder. Right. It won't be 60 days next time. Yeah. It won't be 60 days next time, you know, especially if it's something, it's an actual crime that I commit and not just, you know, chilling with my girlfriend. And again, like, I'm not even being hard line where it's like, oh, three arrests and you're out. Like three violent crimes, you're done. Your strikes are out. you assaulted two people and then you got in a bar fight there is no indication that you're going to stop here if we

allow this to continue and having mercy for this person who has demonstrated that they are a danger to society it's not mercy to them it's cruelty to innocence if we had a policy more like that then that girl would be alive and that guy would have been kept locked up like and something you said about judges the I believe the judge that let him out was a magistrate judge who had never passed the bar and was just appointed to that

and was like, yeah, he can go. Yeah, I don't know anything about the judge, but the 911, so he like, he did bad shit. 14 I hadn't heard, but I don't know if it's right or wrong. But I do know the 911 call is what he was out on. And it's like, shit, were we supposed to lock him up for good? Mental health hospital is like, I think you should have been being treated.

Like, get him off the streets, put him in a mental health hospital until he's capable of existing in society. I don't care if it's mental health hospital. Are they going to charge him with a hate crime now? Oh. Him with the hate crime? No, no. I hate crimes. I don't think hate crimes are a thing.

All crimes are hate crimes. It's good for the gander. Yeah, all crimes are hate crimes, but they only ever really go in one direction for the most part. So, yeah, I agree with Woody, like, just treat crimes as crimes. and treat people equally not like, oh, you're a white person to kill a black person? This is actually a bigger deal than if you had killed the white person. It's like, no.

No, terrorism is its own charge. Why? I don't know. That's how they have it organized. Yeah, should it be the crime or the motivation? That's good for the goose. Good for the gander, my friends. This was clearly a hate crime,

so we need to up those sentencing guidelines, clearly. Does North Carolina have the death penalty? Maybe send him to Ukraine. It does, but it's rarely done. Yeah, they should send homey to Ukraine. That would be a good punishment. Oh, speaking of that, like, if we want to get off something quite so heavy and under something a little funnier, so that Garcia guy that they said they were never, you know,

they got into all the immigration trouble, the fake MS-13 member and everything, they're sending him to, basically what his lawyer did was they gave a list of countries that he, quote, unquote feared to be sent to or he'd be tortured and murdered and they just like went through a fucking atlas or something and picked every country but they forgot about this little known central african country called escrita or something like that i'm getting that wrong but but that's where apparently they're talking about sending him now some tiny landlocked african nation that his lawyer didn't put on the list hmm we let people pick what country they want to go to when they break in and then get sent?

No, we let them, like, legally say, hey, if you send me to... They're like pictures. We can have teams. They don't want to go to. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. That's what he's done. But he listed, like, every country under the sun,

but he forgot about this country because I'd never heard of it before. And when you, when you Google image it, you see tribes people. Like, it's not where he wants to go. He should be positive about it. He could be like, you know what? I might be the, you know, I'm short in America, but I might be the tallest guy in Estuatini.

Maybe I'm, maybe I become the Grand Poubaugh, the big Mamu in Estuatini on the largest throne. I have no idea. I wouldn't want to go to Eswitini. This shit probably sucks. How many people live there? 1.243 million. I never even heard of Estwitini. Is this one of those African countries that, like, just popped up?

Because sometimes that happens, but or has it been around for a while? It's probably, I think it used to be called, it was it, Swaziland before? It's had, it's one of those places that's had multiple names, I think. I did some research two weeks ago and I've forgotten all of it. Everything I've heard about Swaziland is it's absolutely horrible. Which is, which sucks because it's such a, it's such a whimsical name. welcome welcome to swaziland you are going to want to leave i think as like a dude like even a white dude i think there's some of those african countries where you could go and like have a blast

live like a king but um i don't i don't know if swaziland is amongst them you know like i think i'd want to go to morocco or south africa somewhere like that i would want to go to you know scrolling around the globe nectia and no somewhere safer and with nicer, like, beaches? Is Nigeria not safe? I would choose, I would want to go to, like, I'd want them to deport me to like Greece, maybe Portugal, a beautiful country, and I could just enjoy. How did Portugal manage to, like, get that empire going?

They're like a landlocked nation next to powerful European power. You're not landlocked. Most of their border is coast. I don't mean landlocked. I mean, they don't have. It's like Portugal Landlocked. They're definitely not landlocked. It's on the Iberian Peninsula.

Yeah. but they had no room to expand inward where they were they were surrounded by other countries and then to sea they had nowhere to expand there but they ended up with that huge empire like Brazil speaks Portuguese

you know what I mean like I think that they were the first to or among the first to go around the horn of Africa and get access to those Indian spices without having to go through the Mediterranean or whatever and deal with whoever was operating the the straight produce. Great sailors the Portuguese knew what they were

we're doing on the high seas, just like the Brits. But, you know, it is weird, too, because you're right. I don't think I've ever in my life had Portuguese food. Is it just Spanish food? But, like, tiny bit different. With the Japanese good sailors, too, don't you start with a boat in civilization? That's what I'm basing this on. Uh, they, you do, you do start with a bone and stuff. Uh, they, they didn't expand as much other than going into China and, like, raiding and stuff like that because I know it was the who was it? It wasn't it the Portuguese that showed up on Japanese shores

first? Yep. Which is like Japanese have nowhere to go but the Portuguese did. Well the Japanese repeatedly like where they wanted to know was was Korea and China and so they would go raid and try to conquer Korea and China. What is modern day China and Korea? They just lacked

the ambition to go to North America. They didn't have what it takes. They didn't have a sailing technology and they also didn't have incredible boats in the game Kyle. Don't you know anything. Not the good ones. They start with a canoe. That thing's got 8HB, Woody.

One shark and the whole sieve's gone. It was as if like Portuguese got to take. Yeah, but when Nate, like the Japanese versus Portuguese Navy was like, Japan was just starting and Portugal was like on turn 60. And so like they were already there. Well, we saw. And that TV show we watched the Shogun. Shogun was that period of time where the Portuguese had all that power.

and Catholicism had all that power within Japan because they had cannons and those big, gigantic sail-drawn ships and the Japanese boats were I don't think you can use fictional stuff like that as the basis of your knowledge. It's just historical documentary. Drama. Come back to me when you have something by Capcom or

EA, you know. E.A. Yeah, it's in the game. Group, yeah. That's why Europe dominated so hard for so many centuries. It's like nobody else put the points in the Navy tech tree is the, you know, the Brits, the Portuguese, the Spanish, they were like, oh, we leveled up again. What do we do?

Navy. We're locking it into the Navy thing. And so they showed up with like pretty dope ships and everybody had to be like, oh, fuck. Can you imagine being like an Inca or whatever, an Aztec and be just like apocalyptic where they like run to the shore and they see. the conquistadors showing up that would have to be mind-bending that would be like us seeing an alien ship

we couldn't even fathom like what the fuck what the fuck is this I think Montezuma had been fighting Cortez of the of the conquistadors and they'd had all these battles and the Spanish had won all of them and the Spanish were asking for like terms of surrender and Cortez was like oh

that wasn't our army you fought those are little fun battles we were testing to you to see if you'd be a worthy ally our army is 1.2 million men we were wondering if you wanted to join with us and fuck up some of these other tribes that we really hate and Cortez was like that is the European way yes we would love to do that

and that's what they did they'd masquered all those people between the small smallpox did most of the killing though in north and south America they just couldn't handle our powerful white diseases well they didn't they didn't have all those domesticated animals creating nasty diseases for centuries that Europeans just became accustomed to

where you become kind of immune to it over time and then you show up anywhere yo what's up boys let's shake your hand oh also I'm Spanish which means I do a little cheek kiss when I meet you and they get fucking smallpoxed I like Europeans we view ourselves

as like the most dominant culture in the world when really our advantage was living in sewage for so long. It was domestication, you know? They hadn't mastered that. Now, you could argue that they didn't have any good animals to domesticate. And you'd probably be true. I saw some people defending the Africans non-invention of the wheel and the wheelbarrow.

You sent me that. That's insane. Like, so they always say, tell me more. So Africa never invented the fucking wheel. And their excuse is, well, we don't have any beasts of burden. We wouldn't, we didn't have any wagons to, we didn't have anything to pull the wagons. You can't domesticate zebra. And water buffalo are mean.

Fucking hippos don't pull carts. So we didn't have any use for the wheel. And they say, yeah, but what about the fucking wheelbarrow? Because they invented that in China in like the year 100. And Europe got it by like... Didn't they use like round logs with a peep board over him to move? That's the... I'm...

I don't think they use that. I know that. We don't know what the Egyptians are. He's talking about sub-Saharan Africa. Yeah, I'm talking about Egypt, Algeria, that region. Yeah, all those people. Because that was all Arab back then. I guess it still is mostly Arab, but.

Yeah, the Zulu didn't have any fucking wheelbarrows. No. And it's like, brother, no wheels. You must have spent that time making a written language, right? Uh-oh, no. Then you must have been. You probably got some cool log cabins or something you live in, though. You guys probably got sick boats, right?

No. But you probably have a two-story building. Mm-hmm. shit what do y'all got what have you guys been up to oh that's a big spear you have wow and that shield is that made of is that made of cowhide wow wow cowhide that's awesome wearing 60 pounds around together with mine guys it's gonna be really easy more easier than you can even fathom yeah the native americans didn't have the wheel either although they did have toys with wheels on them but when you oversight. But when they, especially the plains Indians, when they would move, you know, they would follow the buffalo herds throughout their cycle, their, their migrations and such, they would just pop. That's why they lived in those TPs. They could fold them up and go. But they would

use dogs and stuff like that to drag, what are they called? Like skids. It's like two sticks with like, it's like a stretcher except you hold one end and the other two sticks, like a sledge more. like you drag it on the ground. Like imagine a stretcher. I don't know what a sledge is outside of the hammer. No, it's, I think it's also a thing you drag things on.

It's like a cart you drag. I feel like you're right. A cart you drag. It's kind of what they, that's how I picture like carrying wounded soldiers, right? Like they put them on sort of a stretcher and drag it. To dogs, like anything they had to like,

and people would drag them too. And like they'd be great for that. You would think. You know, what? I always see this on Reddit like, oh, you're going to go back in time and teach people modern technology and then you realize you don't really know how batteries

work. I got the wheel on fucking lock. I could teach sub-Sahara Africa modern technology like the wheel, the wedge, the screw. You could teach them the alphabet. You could be like, guys, you're not, you don't see the use of it now, but

recording things is going to be really into. Taylor, this is genius. Then my spellings become the real spellings, yours become the wrong ones that's true i would just have to like look at african spelling and be like there's a lot of you know ease after eyes in here you know i'm embarrassed needs more hours than this you know why our english differs from the english english the words like color for example where we drop the u it's because they're obstinate and won't move to the right side it was during the time of the printing press, I think, over here in the States, we were like, uh, C-O-L-O-U-R, I can save you some money.

Is that the truth? I'm almost positive, that's the truth. That's a cool bit of lore. I am going to believe you entirely. I'm not looking into this. That's sick. I also had that lore last night about the oranges and the color orange. I had heard that before. Yeah, the color orange is named after the fruit, not the other way around. So there was no word for the color orange other than, there were two, other that you would say reddish yellow or you would say saffron. But I couldn't find any literature examples of the usage of saffron as a color.

And I tried hard for 30, 40 seconds. Well, you put in the due diligence. Yeah. And then you were like the color, or no, I think Chis was like, saffron is yellow. And you were like, no,

it's more orangey. And then we both were linking pictures of saffron that were very, very orangey. And he's like, well, there's also golden saffron. It's like,

this is a picture of golden saffron. It's orange. Like I think that might be a brand. It doesn't like losing an argument. Yeah, whatever. He's, I don't have fun.

Dude, you guys were arguing for, must have been, You clogged up WhatsApp for a fucking hour and a half yesterday or the day before whatever it was. In my mind, it was so much longer than that. Am I crazy? I loved Woody's like popping in and being like, boys, what do I do about this video game right now? Because it's going to be intense.

I did. I appreciated it because I was tired of you guys talking around each other. It was like, why don't you guys get a fucking voice call and have a real debate about this? Oh, you think you'd have in a voice call with me to argue about it? No, I don't. I'd be more than willing to. You don't think he would? Probably not.

Probably not. That's weird. You were going back and forth. It was over current event stuff. Like it was mostly the stuff we already covered tonight. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was started with the Charlie Kirk thing and then, and then, like, got poisoned from there. And I would put my phone down and pick it up.

And it was like, 22 new messages. I'm like, fuck, I know I don't need to see any of this, but let's, I don't want to miss out there. oh you do that dude when I see there's been like 15 messages in that chat I'm looking at it it's three hours from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. It was too long

but like I didn't know you read every message in that chat because if I haven't been active in that in a while no Kyle if I haven't been active in a while you know that little button in the bottom right that says like Zoot to the bottom it's like I know that button um yeah I know Woody

like Woody is like Woody is like based and chill pilled in the chat where he'll just be like don't give a shit about this gay stuff I'm playing a video game right now what should I do to stay energized and I'm like almonds you've earned it that was a solid answer

I really like the tech I told it to Jackie she was on board too yeah you've earned those almonds and ever since you told me because I always imagined you were eating the kind of almonds I eat like smokehouse

like the very flavorful or the habanero there's mango habanero almonds I think blue maybe it's not mango hubbinar just habanero And when you told me that you're like, I just eat like regular almonds and I enjoy the oils in my teeth, I have started doing that side of the molar and I squish them and fully enjoy what comes out. I have started eating almonds woody style and I enjoy it more and it slows me down where I'll like catch myself just feasting and be like, no, how about you take a page out of the at a Woodster's book and just enjoy the oils, just squeeze it out of there.

Dude, that's the tech. Yeah. I did I have my message from yesterday while you guys are going just back and forth about shootings and Charlie Kirk. I'm like, I have the same feeling I did back when I was an athlete. My big event, video game update is three and a half hours away. How can I peak at that time? Do I nap?

Can I nap? Should I eat? What will make me fueled? Will that make me fueled or lethargic? Maybe caffeine. What's the risk of caffeine versus a failed nap? Should I practice more? I already did reps on field bosses or rest.

Dude, hard mode is about the drop and my squad is going to rip and tear until it is done. You fuckers better stay out of limb veiled. My flaming sword will be looking for blood. That was my message. I liked it. We needed a break in the cacophony of nonsense of me and chills walking past each other. And that was very funny.

Right. Like, oh, that's good. And anytime someone messages me that I'm friends with, like is really excited about something even if i don't get it i always want to seem the same way i am with sports where like if my teams aren't out i always root for like someone my friends like i always enjoy that where it's like i don't get this game at all but fucking woody's stoked on it and he's got like a dozen evenings of intense fun ahead of him like do this like enjoy have have a good time one of the guys in my crew took off work today and we grinded it we're level three now

which is as high as I've seen anyone so far. There's five levels. I did see some streamers do a 24-hour stream. They briefly touched level four, lost and got demoted to level three, which is where I am. So my friend is very good. I play a ton,

and we're making some noise and hard mode. In night rain, we didn't say the game. If you lose at level three, it boots you back to two and you have to win it two again to get back? kind of it depending on the level it takes like five or 10 more wins than losses so we're actually 10 and oh right now we've never lost but i've seen what happens if you lose on streams and stuff and um i i don't fully understand how it works i've seen people lose 200 points which is what we won every time we played i've seen people lose 400 points and i'm like do you have to win twice for each loss at the higher levels i people are still figuring out how it works but yeah you definitely get demoted and I watched bushy play shortly before the show they hit level four right

they're 21 and a half hours into a 24 hour stream and they finally reached level four and then they lost and they're like I don't even know why we're doing this what is the point of this game it is so souls games tear your heart out and I was just like I felt for him they they They worked so hard. He's exhausted clearly. And I think it's harder to keep your spirits up when you're 21 hours into a stream. Sure. And I don't know, but I'm still jazz for it.

We're undefeated over here, but we're not level four either. So we'll see how it goes. Are you going to hit it tonight? I don't think so. I have, we played five or six hours today, and we're going to, I'll come back tomorrow. Nice. And I like the hair, getting tired. taller and taller as you achieve more and more.

If I get demoted to level two, I'll lower him. I'm going Captain Pike as best I can. His hair is grayer than mine, which looks good on him. But I might be matching his height, maybe not Vulcan version, but regular, Kyle, but he is really tall.

Zach, can you show us a picture of Captain Pike with his tall, tall hair? Yeah, but not as a Vulcan. I'm not claiming that level. Yeah, don't do the Vulcan. The Vulcan one, it's like combed straight. Show the one where it's quaffed and layered. Yeah, I can't wait to see this Captain Pike hair.

I, I, it's aspirational. It's very tall. They're doing a, I saw a screenshot from the Muppet episode they're doing, and the Muppet has the hair too, which is really fun. Really? Yeah, I think it might be next week, or tonight maybe even. The one on the left, I think is, is taller, but it's the same league, I would argue.

Yeah. Yeah, you're getting there. I think it's pretty close. Yeah, big fan. Captain Pike's great. That's a great show. Yeah. It's great.

Fuck, yeah. I'll stop until I reach them up it. That's where I've got to be. Yeah. Dude, that's a good show. The latest episode where Ortegas is stuck on the planet with the gorn, and the gorn is a giant lizard monster, but it's lonely, and they're mortal enemies, but they become friends, and they create this communicator that will just sort of

of give affirmatives and negatives and and I was like I could tell right like three quarters of the way through that this gorn's going to fucking die and make me cry I know it I know it and sure enough like I was I was over there crying over that fucking puppet I did not see you told me you saw the ending coming I didn't I didn't see the ending coming and I was like how is this going to go is this gorn going to become a member of the crew is this gorn going to like they're not going to instinctively trust the gorn um the gorn speaks english well he listens he understands english um so that he could understand his enemy and uh i i i was looking forward to future episodes of how the gorn like i pictured in a starfleet uniform like over there turning knobs and

stuff like commander gorn we need more power and he goes laugh like bump into each other in the turbo lift and just goes yeah I was I was feeling sorry for it like she's she's like trying to convince the gorn that they've got a reason to live and they can do this and we can persevere we can do this together and she's like I'm gonna go get you some medicine the gorn's like no don't go it's too dangerous she's like I'm going for your medicine I'm crying that's the stuff that gets to me dogs and The bots from Star Wars, the droids, I always feel like way to like, because the droids are a lot like dogs.

They're like innocent, usually pure and kind and simple and like they can't really defend themselves well. The droid in the Andor show has a stutter. It's like who who where's, where's Cassian at? A droid stutters. It's like a sheep toy. It's the most annoying thing ever. Oh my God. The droid goes to the funeral, and the droid is, it's, dude, I love that droid.

I love that droid so much. I would take that droid until it fell over and I'd laugh. Wow. Wow. It was clearly, it wouldn't leave the house. Like, its owner had died, the old lady had died, and it didn't want to leave the house. It's like, can we stay the night? It didn't want to, like, leave the house where its owner had died.

And it was, that stuff affects me big time. I'm looking forward to this new movie, Good Boy, where it's from the, point of view of the family dog and there's like a demon infestation or something like that there's like spooky ghosts or like demons or something in the house but only the dog sees them and the dog is like oh like seeing the thing and the people don't believe the dog of course um i'm really looking forward to that movie i hope nothing happens to that fucking dog i can't deal with it it makes me cry every time did i mention on the show that we put a deposit on a dog do you do not no oh Yeah. Jackie found, so we don't have an exact dog picked out. We have a deposit on the litter. And then I think we, I think we're getting a girl. All the boys, there's like four boys and eight girls or whatever it is in the litter. And the boys are spoken for, but the girls are not. So we get first choice of the girls. And so we don't know which one is ours, but I do get to name it. I have this thing that I think it's funny when a pet has a human name. Like, yeah, you know, Jackie.

Colin, Woody, and Kevin. We all live together. Like, that's funny to me. So. Horace. The leading candidate names right now are Mary Puppins. She'd just be Mary and Joan of Bark. And she'd just be Joan.

So Mary or Joan be the new member of the family. Mary would be better. I've heard before that dogs like that, like that Y sound at the end, where it's more appealing to. them if you were like Joan like who knows maybe it would still listen it needs to be something you can yell too you can scream Toby

Mary I think is parallel to Toby and like phonetically yeah for sure Mary's just more of a person name Mary there are like but there are two people names too much of people names to give a dog like I disagree like I had a Winston like Peter

like a dog named Peter's not a good name for anybody but I had a dog named Winston and I had a dog named Sam, Max. Sam works. Yeah, Max is a big dog name. I bet it's the most popular. We had a dog name Max. Yeah.

Yeah. That's the John of dogs. I never comment for him, but I would like a little help on this chat. Put a dog name in the comments and tell me what you think. A good one, not a joke one. Yeah, just Kyle. That, I hope he named the dog Taylor. I thought I had a dog named Taylor.

Damn. So is this some sort of magically pure bloodline? Is this a champion, the seed of a champion? Or is it just look cool? It would be a purebred, great dane, but I don't think there's champion lineage. I saw both the parents, and they're, like, attractive to us. One of them has the same failed cropped ear that Enderman had. If you guys don't know, Enderman had one ear that, like, fell.

over sideways and I found it super endearing and the other parents name is harley who's the name of one of the dogs we just lost it's a good dog name um uh but no they're just it's it's a great day yeah i wouldn't buy a dog that like last time we were shopping i wouldn't buy one that had been at its tail docked or its ears clipped uh the dew claws is different because they get caught in like blankets and stuff and they can get hurt um and it makes sense to nip those off um although i still don't love it, but I don't like that they dock dogs' tails and cut their ears. I want them, like if I got a Doberman, I would want it to be a long-tailed, long, floppy-year Doberman. I don't, I'm not going for some aesthetic. I have the same preference.

Anderman had his ears cropped, but that was done before we got him. As a matter of fact, the fact that one was flopped over, I think that's why he sold him. He was meant to be a show dog. And when one of the ear croppings kind of failed, they sold him. He was a little older. He was like four months old. And that's how we got him. Do they put them to sleep for that, or do they just chop their ears? I don't know. I would guess they just chop their ears. I would think that's most likely.

I know when I was in... So it's like a circumcision. Yeah, I suppose. In agriculture class, they had us, or they wanted us to cut pigs' teeth out. Like, cut the baby's teeth so that they wouldn't hurt the mother's nipples when they bite them. And I'm just like, bro, I'm not cutting those baby pigs' teeth. with those pliers. I'm just not. I'm not going to.

He's like, you're going to get a zero. You had to do this and then like go learn math? Yeah. Yeah. First period, we're in the hog barn mutilating babies. And then after that, it's biology and then fucking gym.

It was, I refused. I refused to do a lot of things in that class. I don't remember if I failed it or not, but I wouldn't go in the pig barn. There's no way I'm going in a pig barn at first period. If you've never been in a pig barn before, like, I grew up with chicken houses. Oh, they smell wonderful in comparison to a pig barn. Oh, you'd rub chicken shit on you to get the pig smell off.

It is a liquidy, nasty, disgusting stink that pigs have. They've always got Rhea. Cows smell bad, too. I disagree on that. I don't think cows smell bad. It smells earthy and sort of grassy. Where I grew up in New Jersey, There was a cow farm just a block away, maybe a little more, a block and down the road.

But we drove past it constantly, and it was just, I mean, you know how olfactory memories are. When I pass a cow farm, it's like, oh, I know this. It depends if with the cow farm, how big the farm is. Because there are like, they're called kaphos, like concentrated animal farming where they do, they have so many of them and they like cruel. pack them in so much that they're like on top of their own feces and those smell bad. Yeah, the ground was like muddy almost. You wouldn't want to walk in it.

And it's just shit. There's huge cow farms that I saw when I did the really big motorcycle trip. And that was basically, they were darn near wild cows if such a thing exists. Like they had miles and miles of acreage trees. If you go

across one of those like normal farms where it's like a family farmer with cows, I don't think that smells bad at all. It's just like all these condens. Because my grandpa's cattle didn't stink. You could smell the cow patties and everything, but it's like, Kyle is right. Like, you'll see their shit and be like, this is borderline just like mushy grass and it's brown.

And it's like, this is going to just feed the grass immediately. It's not going to be a problem. It doesn't smell. It doesn't smell that bad. Whereas with pig barns, they, I think it's concrete floors built. at an angle so that the liquid shit just sort of comes out and I know they go in and hose them down but it all

goes into a lagoon which is like they build artificial sort of swimming pools that end up filled with liquid pig shit and then once or twice a season they pump that liquid pig shit through irrigation

stuff and poison the air in an entire region of the planet like it would there was a pig farm. It's good for chance, right? I'm sure. Yeah, yeah. But like it would stink up a huge area. You'd drive

through it and it'd be like roll your windows up. Why? We're heading toward where the pig farm is. They emptied the lagoon this week and this low lying area now smells so bad that it would like get on you. Like you would absorb the stink from just being

near it. It smells so bad. The chicken houses stink to a lot of people too. But I grew with that so I'm just used to it it doesn't bother me it's the smell of home I told you like years ago that my grandpa never raised any chickens but there were chicken houses near him on like the way and when he'd drive me past there in his truck I would always be like as a little kid like what do they do there and they'd be like oh they race chickens there and for years and years and years too old I was like, that's the house where they race chickens.

I don't know who stands to gain from this operation. They're racing chickens over there. And it wasn't until way later, I was like, oh, fuck, they're raising chickens. They're not like, oh, good, this is old Toby. We're going to get them running. You know, round up. I love that story. How old were you when you laid the transition?

Are you like 12? 11? I was probably 10, 12 when I was like, oh. Yeah, even in my little mind, I couldn't identify an economic advantage of racing them. I saw this on Reddit. This guy knew a girl who thought that unicorns were real, but giraffes were fake. And I know, insane, right? Super stupid.

But he's like, back off of what you know and just put on your suspicious hat. What sounds more likely? Some horses have horns or there are 40 foot tall moose with tiger spots on them. And I'm like, actually giraffes seem like, look, the taller tail. Yeah. It does because the giraffes have horns, too. They'd have to tag that on the end. Right?

Yeah. A lot of people don't, a lot of people still don't know that narwhals are real. Yeah, that's another one. Who? Human beings in existence. They're like, wait, those are real? You see people coming to the real. that there are actually narwhal's in every Reddit thing where it's like a picture of a

narwhale like rubbing its horn with another narwhal or whatever when Reddit was too smaller there was this stupid thing they would do to like let each other know they were in the club and I guess you say the narwhal bacon's at midnight if that's not it that's super close oh brutal and so look I'm not endorsing this and people that's how like Narwell became like associated with Reddit and a lot of people thought it was a fictitious animal they'd be wrong it's a pretty cool animal and Kyle you're right I have heard it's technically a tooth but it's like that's a distinction without a difference at that point it's a gigantic spire coming out of its head well it means because it's a tooth it means that

they have sensation through it unlike a horn or an antler so so they're able to use that tooth to do all sorts of things I think that they can detect things in the water and they don't really know what they're doing with that too that's still in the ether I believe this is research and development

I'm willing to fund I want it not not personally maybe taxpayer money but I want to know what that tooth does they're currently using AI models to try to learn whale language because they're talking to each other and saying something

they're trying to use AI to understand what the whales are saying but that might be really sad what if we found out that they're like why do the human brothers hate us what if they're down there like wondered why we're so evil what if they're racist oh they're definitely racist they're rapists they are whales rapists I don't know

whales probably rape but in the animal kingdom you know I remember reading that orangutans almost exclusively propagate via rape. Dolphins do. Dolphins are whales. No? No, they're marine mammals.

But whales are mammals too. Yeah, they're both marine mammals, but they're not, there's a distinction with dolphins of whales. Dolphins are whales. Google it. You can Google whatever you want, Woody. Or Kyle, I've already chosen Team Woody. Oh, they are. Look at that.

Yeah, dolphins are a type of toothed whale. You learn a new thing every day here. He's the only one from the coast. Yeah. Naur walls, I don't, I think those are neat animals. But you said that because it's a tooth, they can, like, feel things. But I've also heard, and maybe this was propaganda and I was fibbed to, that rhinos experienced pain when you chopped their horn off. They have blood flow in there.

so would oh wait wait wait wait so I don't know about that so antlers have blood and horns are actually layers of like skin or like

keratin the stuff that like I think that our nails are made out of yeah I think that's what horns are but antlers are different they have blood flow in them so like if an antler gets broken it'll bleed profusely

and when new antlers grow in they're velveted. You've probably seen that. And when they rub that velvet off, it bleeds. I have an antler question. So they shed their antlers every year? Yes. And they grow larger every year when they come back. How come I don't see them all over the place?

Squirrels eat them. Really? Are you showing the truth or am I being foolish? Squirrels eat them and people collect them and they get lost in the undergrowth. But that's what happens to. It's a big part of, I think,

that it's a big part of squirrel diet even like they get some mineral or vitamin from the deer antlers that's important to them we used to collect them like when we we would be walking the woods looking for deer signs so that we knew where to to hunt so we'd be on this 200 acre like wilderness and you'd walk around you'd find a deer trail which is like an easily beaten down path and then follow that until you saw like deer poop or deer rubs they'll that to mark their territory They'll pee, of course, but they'll also take their antlers and the base of the antlers knurled. And so they'll use that to rub around the outside of a tree

and rub the bark off in a circle. And you can tell by how big of a tree they chose, how big of a buck it was. Because the antlers are very small and near each other. You can kind of rub bushes and shrubberies. But if you've got a big buck, he can get that thing around a six or eight inch tree and rub that thing up and you kind of get some idea

of how big of a deer you're seeing that's in that area. Hmm. I'm still stuck on squirrels eating them. That's crazy to me. Although I guess squirrels, I imagine they have kind of like beaver teeth where they never stop growing. Yeah, maybe it is nutty.

Or it gives them like all their calcium or something. Yeah, I guess they are rodents, right? Technically. I feel like if you make a living like cracking open acorns and eating them, antlers are on the menu. I was right. It's calcium and phosphorus that they need in there. And if they break their teeth, they just never stop growing.

Yeah, like beavers. Beavors actually have iron in their teeth. That's why they're all like that. That's, beavers are cool. I watched a video of a beaver who was like, domesticated, never exposed, never exposed even once to natural beaver behavior. And they found that like genetically, like a genetic memory of what beavers do, he started like dragging stuff. to try and block up a doorway being like just grabbing stuffed animals or trash or thing like it was just his instinct to do that and that was super cool even more on top of that

if you play audio of running water they'll build it there that when they hear running water they're like oh we need a damn right here and they'll start you're like dragging dog toys fucking hate moving water it's my vision we have a um a groundhog at my house it's new we've only had of for like four days. Jackie named Gilbert. And when she first was like, she thought it was a gopher, we have a gopher. And I'm like, I'll shoot it. Bro,

this is the dovest groundhog ever. We wake up in the morning and he lays on his back on the porch steps, like with his belly in the air and his legs spread wide. Like the hawks are going to get you, bro. Gilbert doesn't give a fuck, man. He's sunning himself. We have

a, like a table and chairs. and stuff on the front porch he just hangs out by those maybe under the table maybe laying on a chair Gilbert is our newest pet that's another good dog name potentially if you're looking for a human name a little Gilbert you can call him gilly

that could work it's not punny though it isn't funny is that what it looks like yes yeah I don't think we have I've never seen them on my dad's place but I would see them on the sides of the interstate they would sort of burrow into where the kudzu

normally grows and they'd be up there. I always wanted to go out west and shoot those prairie dogs. But when I got older, I started thinking that it was incredibly cruel. And like, as a kid, I was like, yeah, let's blow them the fuck up. But when it became a mangrown, I felt very sorry for all those prairie dogs. There's a YouTube video, maybe a bunch of them called like Prairie Dog Explosion or something like that. And it's montages of hunters.

So what happens, just so you don't feel so bad, is horse farmers and cattle farmers out in prairie dog rich regions had this issue. They make their burrows and then their livestock step in the holes and break their legs and then you have to kill a 1500 pound steer or whatever. They cost a ton of money and effort and so they'll let

or even pay hunters to come out with long range rifles because the prairie dogs are smart. They have a word for human and a different word for human with gun and they'll snipe these things out from range and when you hit a prairie dog with

like a high velocity 22 bullet like a 22 22-250 something like that they explode like arms go up into the left up into the right head goes straight up it just vaporizes explodes

I've seen these videos and I'm sure Kyle's right but the ones that I've seen no arms and legs go anywhere they just turn from animal to mist that's all I see just red mist like a

video game. It's wild. I did that when I lived in Idaho multiple times where we shot them. Yeah, where we would go out and there would be a big pasture area, exactly what Kyle says, where they're just like an infestation. They won't stop breeding. They're creating holes

that the steer and other animals trip and fall and break their leg and die in. The farmers would be like anyone who wants to come out and shoot, they called them, they were like little ground hogs. They were smaller. They were called whistle pigs out there. And because they would make a little bit of noise if they spotted you. And I didn't even use, I didn't use a,

you know, something strong enough to vaporize them. I think probably because they're smaller than the ground hogs we're talking about. But I just had like a 22 lever action out there. And like, you'd just be sitting and you'd usually get like a kill or two. And then they would be horrified and hide. And then you just have to like be super quiet and wait because there are centuries in their little community whose job is to like pop up and be like are the humans with guns still there I'm working on this hole to kill a steer oh they're still here and then they go back in and I remember it being like not super long range shots but you would hit that like probably probably a hundred yards yeah we had a scope it's probably 100 to 200 or

150 yards or something with a little 22 and the sound it made I never ever saw one move after had been shot because even a 22 was enough to destroy these little whistle pigs it was like a you'd hit them and you could almost you could hear like a wet thud when it like just smacked them right in the meat and it was it was nice because if they were like crawling around struggling afterward it would have been really difficult to do that but not once I shot dozens of them over the the couple years I lived there because we'd go out and do this regularly at different farms and it was just a wet thud and then dead and there was always more and eventually you'd have to leave because after like a couple like a dozen or so get hit they're they're like we're

cashing in for the night like we're not coming out anymore they're like all right it's been 20 minutes not a single whistle pig has poked his head up let's get out of here no it's fun yeah i feel sorry for him honestly but i wouldn't do that i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't shoot them i mean i had the opportunity at one point to go and do it like all expenses paid and i was like no I don't want to hurt those little things. But, you know, when I got to go to Texas and shoot those pigs, though, no mercy for them. They're ugly. Yeah, those things are ugly and they're like mean looking and, you know, they're invasive.

They're not supposed to be there. And just they're easy to not feel mercy for those wild boars in Texas. Yeah. And there are stories about like, I think this was a few years ago now, like two little kids playing in a front yard in Texas got all gored up. I don't know. I said some propaganda like that in my FPS Russia video I think but I made it up. No, I had Scott do it because we were doing it on

Scott's Gator channel and I was like, say this and I'm like, Scott is not good on camera and so it was like take 37 just last week a child in this little Billy was gore to death and I carried off by one of these pigs and then like as he's killing the pigs later with night vision and lasers and machine guns

he's like, this one's for you Billy. damn did you trick me years ago and I've been thinking this ever since if you watch that you may be getting your information from a gator video that I wrote that's pretty funny you have your your own little gerbils

for the wild boars yeah it seemed like a good idea at the time yeah those things are awful and don't they not even taste good they're not even like normal pigs they don't taste nice They're unsafe to eat, no? So you have to cook them thoroughly to get the parasites out, but that's true of all meat.

And mostly, excuse me, all pork. Pork is rife with parasites. I don't know about domesticated pork, but from my understanding, the wild ones don't have any parasites that you can't fix with a good cooking. I, when I was out there, I've been out there multiple times to hunt pigs, and I went one time with, it wasn't helicopter hog hunting. We were, we were getting in blinds and, like, little huts with camouflage nets and waiting over. feeders and there was a wild man there who like live there and the pigs live in this thick Texas brush like I can't describe these thorny briary like thickets that they get in but if you get on your hands and knees not even your hands and knees you get on your belly you can crawl into

that because the thorny part doesn't start until like 24 inches off the ground 18 inches off the ground so he would crawl into their thicket with a Glock and And he would crawl up on him and open up on like a pack of sleeping wild boar with his Glock on his belly. Thankfully, they never turned on him. But he would then tie the dead pig to his boot because he can't, he's crawled under there, like way under there into this shit. And he drug it out with a rope tied to his boot.

And he killed one that was maybe 20 pounds. It was like the size of a small dog. And he skinted that thing, like gutted it and then cooked it in a, a hubcap, not a hubcap, but a wheel. Like there was an old car wheel there. They put that over a fire and he cooked it in that and in pickle juice. And then he was over there eating it with his pocket knife, like a madman. I took a bite.

Yeah. So it was a little, I mean, Chick-fil-A does that, don't they? They do. They brine their chicken and pickle juice. I brine my chicken and pickle juice, but I don't brine my wild baby bore that I drug out of a thicket in it and then cook it on a hubcap, which is what he did. I hate it. It wasn't bad. Can you buy a pickle juice?

Yeah, of course. Well, you just buy a jar of pickles. Oh. Yeah. That'd be good. You're a big pickle man. That's what I do anyway whenever I'm brining something. I don't know that you can buy just straight.

Oh, yeah. I think you can because I think there's like hydration drinks that are just pickle juice. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we have, I like pickle juice. It's so good. I haven't done it in ages, but Jackie would come to me. We always do this same routine. And she's like, what do you?

don't know what happened. Like, there were pickles yesterday and there's no pickles today. And I'm like, I'm equally baffled. I think we might have a pickle thief. Like, I don't know how this happened. And the pickle thief has become a running thing in our house for decades now. Are you, uh, a, is there a brand you're a loyalist to with pickles? There's no classic. I like the one with the stork on the, on the can. Yeah, on the jar. You know the one the store? I know. Yeah, what about the one I got I guess like a year ago was

Grillo. Have you seen those Grillo pickles where they like add some seasoning and stuff into it? It's pretty solid. I like them all pickles but and bread bread and butter pickles. They're the cream of the crop. Are you, do you like Garkins? Any pickle I will like

but if I'm talking about the S tier pickle it's the fair enough. But if you're doing a chakouterie, you don't want to use bread and butter pickles you want those little gherkins those teeny tiny little pickles because then you can like pop those you know with something else in your mouth those are very tasty whenever whenever i went to my boy sergey's house the the ukrainian guy that i was i was good friends with he was 40 at the time i was 20 and like he had set up that barbecue he had set up that bar i mean you know co-workers he set up a

barbecue and invited me to it and i thought everybody was going to be there from work and it was just me and him and he had also invited Jeanette the fucking receptionist and he had blacked out his windows with trash bags and I was like he wants to rape Jeanette This man I took it as a compliment

I was like he has brought me in Maybe he wanted to rape you Oh no no because when I called Jeanette told her not to come me and Sergei sat there all night and drank honey pepper vodka and ate gherkins That's why it came to mine It's like apparently a Russian thing or Ukrainian thing to eat those pickles. Honey pepper vodka?

Yeah. That's horrid. It was really good. It was like honey and pepper vodka and it was amber in color. I can't remember the brand. I always knew it, but I can't bring it up now. But anyway, we drank that whole bottle eating those gherkins. And after like, wow, they start, it starts tasting good and the gherkins start tasting better.

We got trashed, but no rape. Good for you. Yeah. You're a real hero. You're a real crime stopper. Hey, you know, I feel like I deserve a pat on the back, if not too. I say presidential medal of freedom. I was thinking the same thing.

That's what I would be. Parallel thinking, brilliant minds. Call Zelensky. He'd be the one. Well, he can't hand it out. He's one of his countrymen that I defended. Oh. Yeah, I won't keep Sterga out of trouble.

I don't want him getting charged. I mean, he might be back in Russia. No, he's a cool guy. now he's got a whole family here like that was the thing his wife was out of town for the rape oh my god yeah i slept in his little kids i slept in his like eight-year-old kids bedroom like that night i was a it's a car bed it was just it was a kid's bed it was a kid's bed i had a car bed did you guys have a car bed one of those blue uh car bed that's a rich kid shit i didn't have no car it was this like plastic tiny little children's like it was just the

the frame around it. And I thought it was the coolest thing ever. The race car bed that the rich kids have in the movies. Yes, we know what it is. Oh, well, it rocked. It was good. I bet. I bet.

Taylor's slipping out of his car bed, jumping in his home pool. It's like Richie Rich going down a fucking slide out of his bedroom window down to the roller coaster park below. I think he's jet back to school. I don't know. Anyone who had fencing at their high school probably shouldn't throw stones about well we were the wealthiest place in the world

it's just the way real estate tax funded the school and it had community with empty home oh look at whaty poe mouth and true if my family would have bought me a jet ski when i was a kid i would have been like well what are the fuck am i what am i going to use this for okay i did have a jet ski girl maybe i can't throw too many stones there was no pool in our house though they had the ocean why would you buy a pool yeah i feel like the pool is less useful the

the closer to the coast you get because it's like i'm just going to go fucking use jersey has those pools per capita in america really let's let's look into this status as like a pk stat and a half the most pools per cap wait wait hold on don't the most pools per capita is oh you're not even in the top of Massachusetts. Okay, I think Florida's one in Jersey's two. Let's see.

All right, so Arizona is number one with an estimated ratio of one pool for every 13 people. Florida is second, and then New Mexico. You need a combination of warm client, affluence, and demographics. And frankly, New Jersey's got a lot of folks who can't swim.

What could you ever mean? What do you mean by that? What you talking about? Nothing. Please don't stab me on the bus, sir. Yeah, I'm fin to do it. No, no, please. No.

I'm a liberal. I got that white guy. I think he was that Russian guy on YouTube. Has it been senior shit? Yeah, I didn't like that AA 12 video. That was fake. that was green screen I get so mad

I'm picking up where that car door left off I swear I didn't make it up I wonder if it's out of date or if it was always wrong yeah it's just the downturn of the New Jersey economy you know the the the tomato crops went bad and the toxic waste business just ain't what it used to be I guess

the stink factory closed you know I mean I'm from Georgia It's just it, I remember like a guy moved, we had a teacher who was new to Georgia. He was from, I don't know where he was from, but he was like, man, that the state smell is skunk here. Every time I come to work, there's a dead skunk. And there are, there's just like so many. The whole state of Georgia smells, but it's, you know, it's a, it's an earthy stink that you get used to after a while.

That's just rural. I had a friend, he didn't know what marijuana smelled like. And, like, he was like 40. and he just learned what marijuana smelled like and he's like, I went through my entire life thinking that like skunk deaths were just way more common than they really are every time at like an outdoor restaurant or whatever

he's like another dead skunk I suppose somebody cooking cabbage that was the best when Wings was at my house and we were just getting baked in the basement me and my girlfriend and came upstairs all just bleary-eyed hungry with the munchies just like because we're doing it before dinner and he's like

y'all cooking cabbage and we just look to each other and just we're high and we're just ah what's so funny? I ain't eating cabbage. Why? What was the big reason to hide it from him?

You didn't trust him to keep tight-lipped? Of course. Of course. You don't think he would have ratted you on that? Even if he didn't, he wouldn't he wouldn't like dime me out to the feds

but he would let it slip naturally and someone would would be the problem. Like he wouldn't understand. He couldn't keep a secret even if he wanted to. I mean, you see the things he shares about his own personal life. He's not going to keep my little secret too. You know, like like

not a trustworthy person to tell that I smoke weed when I'm not supposed to be smoking weed, I suppose. Did you not talk about weed at that point? No. publicly okay no yeah there's there's no reason to you were doing gun stuff at the time like right nay nay can't be speaking about this because they'll take your guns if you smoke weed which is definitely a thing that would make you violent it doesn't just make you like lazy and

overeat if half these school shooters just toked up be a much safer place they're high on SSRIs brother that's the problem they should be prescribed a little dope instead of those SSRIs that are fucking with their brain chemistry, making them think they need to take the whole world out. I promise you, you kill a bag of Doritos on weed, not a school. You know, I've heard otherwise, and I can cite

Nancy Grace as my source. Oh, okay. Marijuana is causing deaths, people. Oh, you mentioned Nancy Grace, and I immediately think of her as like Uber Karen. We haven't talked about the Phillies Karen. Oh, my God. That heroic woman,

bringing justice to the stadium. Wait, that was, I thought that was a Red Sox fan. That was a Philly fan? No, Phillies. The lady? It's the Phillies. She's wearing a Phillies jersey at the Phillies game in Philly. Here's the thing.

Like, look, okay, she could have let the boy have the ball. But what happened was this? The ball gets hit. I think it's a home run. If not, it's foul ball. It doesn't matter. It all goes into the stands. And it goes, it sort of lands.

at this woman's feet. This dude from like 25, 30 feet away comes running over, and I've seen the video, and I know it's true. He ripped the ball out of her hands, and then he gave it to his kid. And I've heard the audio. She walks over to him, and she's like, that's my ball. You took that out of my hands.

And he does this over-the-top fake reaction where he's like, oh my God, I'm so scared of Karen over here. just after he did this over their top I love my son so much I gave him the baseball I just stole and then he's like fine you can have the ball right because that's what innocent people do

with a strong leg to stand on and then she gets the ball and she walks off with it was she unkind could she have just let the kid have his moment sure was she wrong no he robbed her well I'm watching

can you find me the video because the ones I'm looking at looks like it hit the ground and he picked it up but I could be incorrect I think she's known as the Philly Karen I just put I put in the Twitter search

Baseball lady and there's so many videos let's see they both they pick it up on the ground it falls on the ground between them and he picks it up first yeah and even so

like taking a ball from a child like she didn't have it is a complete here I got it oh yeah link let's see your link yep ooh quick copy paste love it gotta be you get to write it over here oh that was that was not out of her hand it totally was you should be I mean they conveniently put the text

over the hands hiding what really happened interesting take uh i think it's i think he uh he gave a ball to his son and then this absolute cunt tried to come over and strong no and succeeded in screaming and strong aring and this pussy husband uh father rather allowed it to happen he should have been like no this is my son's ball we're making a formative memory night now you fucking karen bitch no their giant hoop beerings and your, and your... You want me to read her apology?

Oh, she apologized. Of course. To whom it made concern. I apologize if I offended anyone. Yes, I am a Karen and no one's going to do anything about it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wait, is this real?

Hang on, this is YouTube video, maybe a liar. I'm a little old lady. You would steal from a little old lady? I'm not giving it back. It's mine now. Oh, yeah, she says the little boy was a perfectly functional 10-year-old. Okay, this is clearly sad. time. My bad. Here you go. Here's a video without

that speech bar and it's evident that no one had control of this ball. No one had control of the ball. No one had control. This lady was 100% in the wrong intimidating and harassing a child.

30 feet away. The ball is like... It's a baseball game. That's what you do. You're allowed to move to the ball. I do. It landed her section. If hypothetically, right the ball was flying right to my chest and I sit here like this but you reach high and get it before I do you win it's your ball you win yeah I get that I get that what if it lines at the at the ground at your feet and I this ball was between her feet and did you watch the one I sent she's like I took that

out of my hands and she's like okay have it back she was not between her feet at all she was reaching down over the aisle in front of her over the seat to try and grab the the ball off the ground there and he ran because it was in his eye. Oh yeah, it's not even on her level. It's not even, it's not on her level. She didn't have it. She grabbed him too. I wish he popped her in the mouth. That would it's sick. I wish that kid had

popped her in the mouth this fucking bitch. That would be great. Take her in the cunt. This is, she is in the wrong 100 million percent. It is between her feet. No, it's not. Look at her better. She's bending over above the seat in front of her to the row below her. I'm going to. I just linked a very, uh,

Taylor's video here is the... Click on the X video, I just linked. I did a still shot on that video where you can see that the seat is in front of her arm. You can't see that. There's a yellow man in the way. Yes, you can. Her arm, her sleeve is red and the seat is blue.

She's on the way reaching down. Watch it, and you can see... That is up to her elbow. Where does the guy with the red shirt... Hold on, hold on. Where does the guy with the red shirt reach to grab the ball? Is he reaching over the time? of those seats or is he reaching in front of those seats he's reaching in front of them it's because

it was in his aisle but she was closer as far as vertical i'm still right even if it is on her aisle and i can't tell yeah if you look here i'll do another screenshot look how many people are in a circle trying to grab that ball one two three four five six or maybe five maybe just five one yeah there's one two three there are six people reaching for ball red shirt comes up with it it's his ball that that's just how it works yeah this is his ball and it's actually the kids I know it's a hot take I actually think I swear to God I've looked at this I'm sitting here dragging the slider forward and back he's in the row in front of her and he has to reach over the seats and put his arm behind and I can see the seats and well we're just talking about

whether it's between her feet or not it was he has to reach behind the seats to get it she has It is. Do you? I mean, and she claims she ripped it out of her hands. And he's like, all right, take it back. Look at her angle. Look at how she's grabbed him. She was trying to assault him at a baseball game.

Oh, really? She was going to assault him. She's like a 15 year. She did assault him. He literally assaulted him. That's assault. I grab you and spin you around in front of your children and say, give me that. I've assaulted you.

Do you know how entitled the type of cunt that behaves this way is? Defending her in any. way is inexcusable. She's crazy. She's out of line. He ripped the ball from her hands, though. You're okay with that? He didn't rip it from her hands.

He got the ball first. Look at her. Look at the bend over. Hold on. There's about this much space between your, when your seat is pushed down and the seat in front of you at a baseball game. She did not squat down to grab something between her legs because that's a totally different physiological movement.

she bent over and reached across into the area in front of her and then he got it first and then he gave it to his son a little formative memory moment and that bitch shows up to and look at her face look at the entitled country that she's marching around with ah wuddy what she's been banned from all philly's facilities now yeah she's the bad guy publicly but here look at this thing from taylor's video the owner of the team said he Doesn't want her in the park. Would you take a ball from a child? Look at her arms.

She's behind the seats. Yes. And she is reaching below the top of the seat in front of her. She is way reaching below the top of the seat in front of her. Zach, show the last link. Show it. This confirms exactly what I'm saying. I'm saying the seat in front of her is in front of her arms.

That's why her arm. That's why you don't see the red sleeve on her form. I actually, I see the guy in the red shirt and her reaching in the same place at the same time and he happens to get it and then she runs over and basically threatens to do

a bitch fit if he doesn't and this pussy the father should be as embarrassed as this lady frankly he should have been like no no this is actually my son's ball here take it from my fucking nine year old son in this still shot

you can see like just to the left of the yellow shirt how her arm is behind the seat the uh the right arm is behind the seat and to brace the left arm is reaching over the top of the seat to try and grab the ball that is there i so if i were to slide this back and forth and i feel like i can't because it's copy and in kiles right like the relevance of this doesn't matter whoever comes up with the ball has the ball it doesn't matter in that's here then you can rip the ball from her hands you cannot steal from a person. It is, it is nobody's ball until someone has it in their control. Did you hear it with audio? Oh, I've heard her life. Yeah, she's lying. Yeah. She's a big guy. Did you see the aftermath when

she's clearly mentally ill and she's holding it like Gallum and she gets into an argument with another parent who's like, how dare you, you securely stole a ball from a child? Like the people who are witnessed, the witnesses there are incensed. The entire crowd is screaming foul. Because everyone has sympathy for the boy. I don't know why Kyle has sympathy for children, but that is inconsistent with the start of her thing. But the, uh, yeah, I, the take is because I genuinely believe he took the ball from her hands. I disagree. I think when you, there was no, there was no, look at the place where he grabs the ball from. There was no back and forth. There was no tugging. He just grabbed it. I saw an interview where he slipped and said he took the ball from her and then changed

his story back. I doubt. It seems like, I mean, take us out of this. Every single person in that section was like, you bitch, like, mad at her. That's proof. On top of it, like, yes.

So first of all, it's whoever's ball, it's whoever's ball comes up with it. That's how that works. It doesn't matter if it's hit near you and I run a clean across the stadium. So we agree on that. We agree on what? whoever comes up with the whoever gets the ball first should keep it no we don't agree on that what we

agree on is that whoever comes up with the ball first owns the ball it's it's it's it's it's theirs what they do with after that is up to them that's this is a slightly separate issue but i'm getting sure we agree so so so i don't think he took it out of her hand i think he came up with it first off the bounce and it was his ball however if in a magic scenario she did have it in her hands the move is always to throw it to a kid. Yes. Yeah. I think we completely agree.

The only point of contention is I think she did have the possession of the ball and the dad ripped it from her hands and she felt wronged by that. She could have put aside her feelings of feeling wronged and let the kid have it because that's right people. That's right and wrong, right?

But it wasn't dad's decision to make to rip it from her hands and give it to the kid. I don't think there's any evidence he ripped it from her hands. But if it did happen, I agree with you. If she came with the ball and he ripped it out of her hands, then he is in the wrong. I agree with that. Her reaction to it was over the top and inflammatory,

but she's still in the right. But I don't see enough evidence to believe that that is actually what happened. From what I see, if I want a jury and I'm trying to be like entirely impartial, and I want the right person to get the right outcome, I would say there's not enough evidence to say that she has. it in her hands. Yeah, it doesn't seem there is at all. Like, they both went down for it,

and then there was no protracted struggle. It was just he popped up with it immediately. She didn't get pulled in his direction, nothing that would indicate being pulled. The ball did not land at her feet. It landed in front of her. You can see it clearly with how she was bracing with her right arm.

Clearly a weak-risted liberal. Yeah, we-risten did. Probably a liberal, yeah. I mean, look at, I mean, that's, look at her fucking hair. Like, obviously. I think they tracked her identity down because I've seen like social media picks of her

with like pink hair and stuff. I'm like, oh shit, they tracked her down. I don't know to what level, but I heard she got fired from her job. Again, it's like hard to tell the truth on the internet anymore and I didn't care very much. But I did see that one gift where they use CGI, probably AI, to morph her

slowly into Gallum holding the ring of power. I saw that. Yeah. I was like, that's I saw a similar photo where she was just, she was like, subtly gallimized in the one that I saw where it was like, what? Oh, I get it.

I'm my precious. Yeah. Yeah. I think we lined up on this. In my view, just now I spent another like 30 seconds sliding it back and forth across the battle for the grab.

And the way I see it, he took it from her hands. And while she should have given it to the boy, it's her call. What were you saying? So noted Cowboys historian, Scum alerted us today that you have been spreading lies and misinformation about Dack Prescott and the Cowboys.

You claimed that there was a second spitter on the grassy knoll. And he says that nay, that spit, that spittle was just regular old football spittle. Directed at the ground 10 yards from any would-be victims, whereas the return spitting from the Eagles player onto the Cowboys quarterback was a direct flagrant assault and I'm going to say he's 100% impartial on this

and in no way is swayed by his fandom and the same way he gives it to a straight and clear on Israel every week Okay I need to see the spit thing because my recollection is they were both very close when the spitting began There were two spittles though I think I think

the cowboy player spit like he made eye contact with the eagle and spit either at his feet or right in front of his feet. I can't tell where it landed. And the eagle ratchet it up to the next level because again, it's okay to be bigger and stronger and it's okay to win. If he starts, you finish, which is exactly what happened. Shouldn't he have also spat on the ground at the man's feet instead of in his face? No, no, no. Because if you spit on my shoe, I would be like, oh, it's going to be like that, huh? We're going to see you on the field of play. But if you spit my face. I can, I just saw a good angle. Let me link it to you guys. Okay. So you got the, the facial reaction of, and this is just of the initial spit of the Cowboys player, I think you said

Dax Prescott. Is that right? Dack. Dack Prescott. Uh, watch that. And it's not even the, the spitting itself. Don't show the, it's the, yeah, don't show this. It's NFL. But it's the, the head like raise and then the smirk of the spitting player like that feels intentional and this is talking about that you see that yeah yes maybe this is a forced perspective thing and he was way far away at the time but it doesn't look like that yeah and that he spit on him and then he laughed at him for being spit on it's the laugh on the laugh thing that's like oh okay so this was a tip this was just a tit for tat they're both wrong boom so then the eagles guy spit right on him to him who's boss and then

even without the Eagles guy the Eagles just fucking demolished the the Cowboys throughout the night what was the score I think 24 to 21 maybe something like that demolished huh oh dude it was never

right down to the wire that's like that's like 13% more points Kyle listen three is a lot in football maybe you don't understand the game it's a big rivalry though now it looks to me like they spat on each other.

That's a rival rate. That's so weird to me. Really? Philly and I don't follow it close enough to know the divisions, but Philly versus Dallas is so, they're so far away. It's like, I just know the hockey rival. It's like, okay, it makes sense that St. Louis and Chicago. It made sense when it was the Redskins.

They're the two closest cities. Yeah. We need to bring that back. It's better if nothing else for the matchups. Commanders. What are you commanding? fucking losers. But they're from D.C., right? Like, I thought it

was a reference to the political leadership in my Washington. I thought it was Washington was the commander of the Continental Army. I thought it was like Commander Washington. Yeah. You're probably right. Yeah, I'm going to back off my guess. But the Washington Wood Teeth. Ooh. But they were slave. Did you like that better than

commanders? No, it's funny. Slave teeth. The Washington. You've heard that Gillis bit where you went to the George Washington Museum and it was like impressed that Washington was 6-2 or whatever in continental times like that's great that's like six three now yeah it's insane man it was eating good um and but but then you you find out that his teeth they have his chomper's there on display and they're made up of like a number of materials one of them is wood i believe but i think there's also either hippo or ivory you know elephant tusk but there's

definitely slave teeth and i've always wondered but i fear to do the research to find out did they take a dead slave's teeth and pull them and then put them on the market or Or did they put, they're like, hey, boy, you got to put a smile. Come in a minute. And fucking pluck some nice, smiled black man's teeth. It would be a dead slave because... Why would it be a dead slave? Why would he wreck his living property?

Rec how? What is he, what is he a pie eating slave? Ricking, ripping the teeth out. This slave here's got the wrecking for hot dogs. He's at the Nathan's competition every year. Slaves don't eat. The thing is, like, how bad was this man's smile? Imagine if my smile was a little bit wood, a little bit rhino and a little bit slave.

Like, you'd be like, would he look ridiculous? Yeah, you'd have to like commit to a type of tooth because you couldn't be like, I want my fake teeth to be a little bit of hippo ivory, a little bit of elephant ivory, some dead guy's teeth, and like you'd have to just commit or it would be all different shades. You have to be like, these are. dead people teeth or these are hippo ivory teeth so ivory so it was ivory hippo walrus what am i looking at george washing his teeth these are literally his teeth these are literally his teeth um so it says that's pretty cool we still have these which one is like a person tooth because it feels like all

of these look like bones and shit well like i said maybe the bottom ones maybe the bottom ones i think i think they're carved from ivory because it's again elephant hippo and walrus I think they all make a form of ivory or that's or we refer to it as ivory um I know walruses and elephants do

hippos look at that out of place monster fucking walrus tooth on the bottom I see what the fuck he favored that side for sure that's where he that was his chew inside yeah a little beach nut in there damn man these are some rough teeth

and gold alloys in there. Oh, Washington's own extracted teeth as well as teeth purchased from other people in parentheses including enslaved people at Mount Vernon were used. You don't think he was giving them good.

Oh, wait, it goes on. Animal teeth, particularly from horses and cows. This dude had horse, cow, elephant, hippo, walrus, and the teeth of men in his mouth. What is going on? So these were dentures. Some of the teeth, were his teeth that were pulled

in his own dentures. Yes. It says that his teeth caused him significant pain, like even the replacement ones, which like looking at that fucking monstrosity on the bottom, it's like, yeah, yeah, I don't

fucking doubt it. Which ones? If you look at the teeth, yeah, there's one bottom row tooth that's absurdly large out of nowhere on the right side if you're looking at it. Towards the right of the picture. Yeah, towards the right on the bottom side. It's like as big as the upper teeth. You can

really see the bottom. Oh yeah. That's way better. That one tooth like sort of in the center right? It's not doing a lot. Can you show that? It's not doing a lot of heavy lifting, is it? That's like a molar like that got put in the front. Dude, when I had

that snagletooth in the front, that's what I called it. Um, what happened is because the fronts were like crowded and doing that. The backs had spaces, which is why I would have to floss like four times a day. Every meal there was food stuck in there. I can only imagine what this guy's dealing with. You can fit peas in there, corn. Well, he can pop this whole thing out and like have his good boy clean it up for him. Do you think that like, hey Maurice, come in and

clean your teeth for me. You think what he was like? They're a right mess. What do you have some oatmeal? No, he would say, no, right mech. Because he would have already removed them. Do you think like, nah, I got my speaking teeth here. Do you think like, he would be like, generals,

approach me as I may speak freely and quietly of our plan. And they're like, we're close enough. We're good over here. We're plenty close. We all have great hearing. It smells like,

long before like a listerine strips. It smells like a toeats, my friend. There's a dead man's teeth in your mouth. There's a dead

zebra's teeth in his mouth. What a great American. Great American. He paid those slaves at Mount Vernon. I'm sure of it. He paid him in food and shelter, you know? I don't want to take my food. In modern days,

there's nothing to sneeze at, okay? You see some orbits in New York that's like a closet, and they got like a, come on. You tell me those people wouldn't pick a little tobacco for free room and board and occasionally, you know, they give up a tooth, maybe? There will be no maligning of our chief founding fathers. here because we're patriots no sir not a bit or thomas jefferson or tj none of that or

although thomas jefferson was a terrible human being you know i told you that story about yeah but i don't think that's true i think he was a good guy he fathered children with his slave who was 14 years old and then when they went to vacation in france he had to sign her rights back over to her to be a free person because France wouldn't allow slaves to come in and he's like oh I promise though if you do this for me our children will be free as well

and you'll remain a free woman and then they came back to the U.S. and he re-enslaved her and he sold their children this is French This sounds like history class French propaganda he wouldn't have you talked about French propaganda

let's talk about Benjamin Franklin's sybilis dick sticking it in every whore in the fucking more french propaganda our founding fathers were all fucking solid dude yeah you may have uh you know bifocal's electricity and fucking oil lamps in the streets of boston but there was a lot of young ladies in uh in france who got neuro syphilis because of that fat bastard got him a hundred go out to the bifocals they really make my life better ben franklin has such a he came up with a lot of good shit his body type is so close to that of the penguin, like he's got that Danny DeVito, like penguin body from a, it's, it's disgusting. But yeah, our founding fathers, I don't want to hear anybody taking shot. He was an

athlete. I think you just don't appreciate a low center of gravity. However he fathered children with slave those children. Sounds like he had a lot of slave children, man. I'm pretty, oh, they were sold after his death. My bad. His slave children were only sold after his death. Dude, this is just a classic when in Rome thing. He did re-enslave his wife, though, after the French thing, though. That's a French bit of propaganda. Those fucking frogs are lying about our founding fathers. I can't read French, Taylor. This is, this was an

English. I can pretend. I can read French. You can't disprove that. Polynglese? That's Spanish. Shit. My point is made. No, my point is Spanish. I'm telling you, I don't

read French. This was, this was American. I can't speak it. I can only read it. I can only read it. so yeah they were kind of scummy people but you know i think they were a product of their time i don't think you like the same i feel the same way about um columbus you know enslaving all those uh all those tribes people and massacring them and such it's like you know that's just what you did why you're gonna fucking talk a shit about columbus now no it was a hero he's a he's a brave uh italian explorer and that's i don't want to hear anything else in this

household 100% yeah i'm glad trump back Columbus Day. It didn't get a lot of shine, but he got rid of that, uh, that indigenous American fucking Heritage Day bullshit and went right back to celebrating that great, he wasn't a, he was Italian, but Spain paid him. Yeah. Yeah, a great Italian explore. We don't have indigenous American day, just like we don't have Confederate Day. We give days to the fucking winners. That's how you get it done. I don't know why we can't have a Confederate Day. Because they lost and they were traders. It's important to remember. Hey, we have, today's 9-11. Of all days, how dare you say? We should make fun of their failed coup attempt. Yeah, it wasn't really a coup attempt. And it wasn't

really a coup attempt as much as it was. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that one, the, that actor did. That was a confederate spy, you know, that wasn't just some random, uh, like, like shooter. Like, that was like a Brad Pitt level guy at the time, which is crazy. Yeah. John Wilkes Booth was a famous actor people knew you know Lincoln walked in and he's like dude fuck is that fucking Tom Hanks is here that's crazy

then he got off by him yeah is that is that JWB oh shit oh good night good night well Kyle I'm technically

born in the land of the north and so I'm going to hang my head on the W for the union you guys were in the Confederacy the the south part was I am where your blood comes from I am north of the Mason Dixon line personally.

I don't care. Although I have plenty of family south. You know how that line was drawn? The Mason-Dixon line. Oh, really? Yeah, that was such a weird line. But it went through New Jersey

and I was south of it. Yeah, the southern Missouri was proud Confederate folk. Fighting for freedoms. The southern Missouri is their freedom to own slaves. Southern Missouri is the south. I mean, I mean,

that was a state's rights issue you ever seen lincoln with daniel de lewis highly recommended danielis of course the greatest american actor of all time and uh he he portrays lincoln too they have some like audio recording of lincoln they had those wax cylinder like things or something or no no no i'm wrong about that that's somebody else so what it was is they have testimonials or or of that his voice was high pitched and i think so he went for that and so he hey don't lincoln kind of high up here like this, and it's very good. The Lincoln movie is tremendous. It's all about him trying to get, is it the 18th Amendment

that freed the slaves? I'm bad at this. Not sure. Maybe. I'm like, whatever. He's trying to push that amendment through and he's dealing with party politics and Daniel Dayloos is an incredible actor. He's slamming his hand on the table. If I do, I am clothed

in all mighty powers. I am the president of the United States. He's very good. It's a great movie. Wasn't Lincoln in favor of repatriation? I don't remember, man. What's repatriation? It's where he wanted to take

the slaves and send them back. Oh, that wouldn't work. Send them back where? They were born here. I'm just saying, I thought that was, it was either him or some other big guy that was in the union that was like, we're going to free him, and then we're going to repatriate and send them back to Liberia. Yeah, they didn't speak the language. They were born here.

That was actually where Liberia came from was a repatriate. effort, right? We had stopped importing slaves like, I don't remember how many years prior to the Civil War, but a lot of years prior. So there were very few foreign-born slaves in the U.S. at that time. I think they were mostly born here, the ones that were here. When did Liberia become a thing? Because isn't that a country of repatriated slaves? Taylor asked me, when was Liberia founded, as if I should know that. But it was real quick, when was Liberia, when did that become a thing? Oh, that would have been 1823, the summertime.

I believe it was July the 14th. Liberia is a West African country known as the first African Republic founded by freed slaves from the U.S. in the early 19th century, early 1800s. Okay, so freed slaves. And they have 1825. Was it summer? The early 19th century. And so I don't know.

We call that a dark. founding of Liberia, 1847. And do you know that I think to this day, Liberia has almost an identical constitution to us because they just kept our constitution and moved it there? It's interesting. Really? Yeah.

Look at that Japanese constitution that MacArthur and his staff wrote in a week. And they still use that constitution. And all of your words shall replace the L's with ours. Oh, no. Trust me, fellows, this will be funny in the future. There's an SNL skit along those lines, which is funny. Colonel Angus?

Oh, that's the SNL sketch I thought you're talking about. So there's an SNL sketch with... Is that his name? He's usually... Colonel Angus. Okay. But when you say it with a southern draw, it comes out as conalangus. And so the joke is that conalangus is coming.

And the women all love Conalangus. And the men are like, I don't care for it. And then Colonel Angus shows up. He's like, I injured my jaw at the Battle of Big Beaver. It's just pussy joke after pussy joke. It's great. I don't know something different. You've probably seen this too where he's like, in the future, there'll be hot dogs.

But rest assured, there's no dogs in them. Yeah, yeah, that guy's great. I can't think of that actor's name, but he's really good. I like that guy on the show a lot. I think he's like a Christian conservative guy. does stand up too. This is the Colonel Angus bit. I fucking love it. It's Christopher

Walken as Colonel Angus. That's the hell used to be better. I feel like. Yeah, I like it. Oh, is it time to write? Yeah. Jesus. Time flies when you're having fun. Oh, come on. Five hours. I would. But Taylor's like not five hours, would he know? Come on, Taylor, the fans demand it. Some of us have hot pretzels. Not me, but some of us

last night so my video game dropped in 9.30 p.m. And she made me soft pretzels. So I might back off the pretzels tonight because I had them last night. Treat you and every day thing. Treat yourself. Taylor makes a compelling argument.

Fuel up, brother. Enjoy the games. But yeah, I was like, Jackie, the night I want to play. Every night. It hits like 10 p.m. And I'm like, boys, I need to stop. You know, Jackie needs attention and I can't just play games all night long.

Last night she was widowed. The update dropped. The only sign of my marriage was a hot, soft pretzel on the side and some lemonade on the other. And I went until my friends had to stop. Based. Well, that's great. Oh, I was so excited. Check on sponsors, everyone.

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