Painkiller Already - PKA 770: Woody Gets Robbed

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

PKK 770, just the boys tonight. Taylor? This episode of PKK is brought to you by Harry's Lock and Load, Our Wonderful merch, and Life on Mars. Life on Mars. Kyle, it finally happened. It did. Well, I think it happened before. So it's interesting. They had that, what they call like a false alarm, like many years ago, where NASA ended up looking bad because they said they had not life on Mars.

Actually, the first time it was Clinton announced it. I believe they found that meteorite in Antarctica. or in the Arctic, I don't remember which, and it was from Mars. It had been, something that hit Mars, blown a chunk of it up, and that had landed on Earth, and they found what looked like microbes

or little wormy things or something, and they were wrong about that, apparently. Or if they weren't wrong about it, I think the deal was, the consensus was, no, life doesn't, microbes aren't that small. And it was like, microbes on Earth aren't that small. Who's to say that maybe on Mars,

they're not extra tiny? this is a new form of life you're looking at but they're like no this is no good but Clinton like jumped the gun I suppose and was like we've done it we've done it and so then like I don't know eight years later so NASA they sent one of their rovers was on Mars and they had they had a test for life I think what they do is they take a sample of the soil and they feed it nutrients that have been tagged with radioactive isotopes and then when that gives off gases, they can detect those gases coming out of it if it's metabolizing. And so that worked.

They were like, oh, it worked. And then the scientists weren't like, went back on it. They were like, oh, well, I know that was a test for life and it came back positive, but no, we don't like these parameters. And so there was disagreement there and they looked bad there. But this time, they detected this a year ago. They've got visual little speckleys that they found in a dried riverbed. It's like three billion years old, and they're like, hey, this looks exactly like life.

This looks exactly like microbes. This is a year ago. And they're like, all right, we're not jumping the gun this time. Let's figure this out. And they've spent the last year trying to figure out what this is, anything other than life. They're like, all right, that's life. But what else could it be? And for a year, they've not been able to come up with any other explanation other than

those are microbes from three billion years ago that were alive on Mars. And so now they're going to send those samples back to Earth. So the, I think it's the Perseverance probe or the rover, like took samples. It has them. And they're going to somehow send something down, grab those, send it back and get it back to Earth. And that'll be final, final. I hope it'll like land on the rover. Bushet.

Which one of these rocks was the microbe rock? Some guy in a headset, like, ooh, promise won't be mad. I love that. You're going to hate me. Okay, okay, I have to tell you something. Promise you won't be mad. What you do? No, no, no, first.

Keep you up to promise. I'm not promising that. Holding your pinky out desperately. Yeah, but they better not blow it this time or I'll never believe them. Well, the consensus seems to be that it's life. Like everyone is saying it, the most conservative people who are normally poo-pooing like stuff like that, they're like, yeah, yeah, that's it. That's what life looks like.

Those are little microbes living there. and that spec-ly stuff. To me, it's like, I don't know, man, it looks like a shiny rock. Okay, okay, I've seen granite looks like that, but they seem sure. And every one of my, like, internet scientist guys that I watch is like, we've done it.

We've done it. It's official. This is it. This is it. And I don't know. I think it's really cool. I have always suspected that life is very common throughout the universe,

but intelligent life is very rare. Like I think that's the deal. I think there's plenty of planets with like algae on them and even more and even more planets with microbes and little goofy things and maybe a few planets with whole biomes with trees and funguses of Fermi paradox, right? Sure. There's a lot of some sort of the Fermi paradox. I think I'm naming it correctly.

The thing where there's like a filter that lots of life starts, but it's uncommon for life to advance to where we are or even beyond where we are. we are. Well, that's a different thing, but, but, but yeah, it's all in the same vein. Well, the Fermi paradox is that, um, that, that scientist, his name was Fermi working at, um, uh, on the Manhattan project in, uh, at Los Alamos. Uh, they were all sitting around the table, uh, one day at lunch while they were making the bomb for the Japs. And, uh, and he asked the question, where are they? You know, where's all the life? You know, we know, we know, we do the math up there, the quintillion possible planets that exist or whatever it is.

Where are they at? And there's tons of answers for where they're at. And that's where lots of sci-fi goes. You know, the dark forest idea, the idea that the reason we don't see aliens with beacons just blasting off all the time is because you do that, then there's one race that's been alive for two billion years. And they go, oh, are those guys smart? Too smart. And they just snuff you out. the dark forest is only one explanation for the Fermi paradox that being that now there's lots of

intelligent life around we're just all too scared to to turn our lights on okay that's one thing another is well there's lots of unintelligent life out there but there's some sort of filter that stops these microbes from becoming people maybe yeah and then becoming space fair stable or whatever it's tons of things that could like stop you along the way and we've had five major extinctions on this planet where everything was essentially reset back to the beginning more or less and this planet is kind of nicely protected by Jupiter and Kyle knows this he's into it but like I guess Jupra's gravitational pull tends to prevent more asteroids and meteors from hitting us than we'd otherwise get yeah do we spend most of the time on the same side of the sun as Jupiter

with them more like behind us because I know like the planet's not revolving and convalving and concert with one another. It's not like a line. Like they, so like sometimes they wouldn't be there. Sometimes we'd be over here and they'd be over there. I'm guessing it's equal. That's irrelevant. That part's irrelevant. Because it's creating a gravity whale that's

that's rotating. But in any case, the oh, what was I going to say about the thing? Was it related to the Fermi paradox? Jupiter, meteors, microbes. But yeah, anyway, I was just like, ah, some Mars had life. But couldn't stick around. Not good life.

That happens a lot. Very, like, uh, yeah, dried up. Mars has, Mars and Venus were water worlds a few billion years ago. They had rivers and, uh, and oceans and stuff like that. And they both ended up going in different directions. Venus went super hot and got an incredibly thick atmosphere. They, uh, they think there might be life in the atmosphere of Venus. There's probes going to check that out.

The Soviets in the 60s and 70s sent landers to Venus. And they kept sending better and better. landers because Venus is such a hostile environment. The temperature on the surface is like 800, 900 degrees or something. I don't have to melt lead. It's full of acid. And the pressure is like 12 or 15 atmospheres, something crazy. So they had to send this crazy advanced for the 70s probe, this lander that they landed on the ground. They started taking pictures and sending the pictures back. But it like melted down after maybe 40 minutes or something like that but um they think that they're in the upper layers of uh venus's atmosphere if you were up there

you could pop your helmet off and be like oh this isn't so bad i mean it's not it stinks but like this is so there's all these ideas about colonizing venus with like floaty airships up in the atmosphere so that you could have scientists up there doing doing research um and then mars went the other way it lost its magnetosphere after it cooled down after the core cooled down and stopped spinning and then it lost that radioactive shield and it burnt off all of its water and now it's got this incredibly thin atmosphere that it's just shit and the whole planet's irradiated Venus seems even worse than Mars somehow like if we were ever to utilize that it needs to be like a prison planet or something like it's horrible Mars is small Mars is like maybe one third the mass

of Earth I think and Venus is very similar to Earth hear me out to gravity would be I think you'll be okay with this. Venus is where we put the aliens. Yes. And guess what? Guess who didn't put that on his 21 country no trade list? You're going to be praying for fucking Zimbabwe dude.

Can you imagine the terror in his face flocks into that I'd be terrified even knowing I was going to come back down. I'd be so spooked going up to say. They launch him like one of those Tesla roadsters that they sent up. Brought to you by Red. I was curious about where that roadster was.

If you don't remember Elon early on was testing Starship, I think, or maybe one of the earlier versions of it and wanted to prove that he could lift X amount of weight. And the other option was launching concrete blocks or something, you know, like they just needed to wait. And then he was like, I got the perfect idea. Let's send up one of my roadsters. It's great advertising. And it was.

And if you don't remember, there's that famous picture of a fake astronaut sitting behind wheel of a red tesla convertible in space where it's need an idiocy check it was a real fake astronaut though it wasn't a photoshop figure 100% yeah okay yeah yeah yeah yeah another photoshop i fell for they put a they put a suit you know behind the behind the wheel but i was like where's that thing at now that thing's out on this crazy orbit now around the sun like like they're they showed it's path around the sun not the earth okay oh no they launched yeah yeah it's the next notable close approach to Earth is in

2047 at around 5 million kilometers Yeah, it's been out beyond Close does some heavy lifting in space talk Where they're like, it missed us by As far as miles That's true. Or you'll see some guy at NASA be like, you have no idea

This is coming right for us. A cunt hair away. One quadrillion fathoms. Okay, dude. I don't know. Something starts passing within the orbit of the moon, that's scary. That's scary to me. Like, I think the moon's a quarter million miles away. Could crack it in half. Go to the other side of the planet. Now we got done of those pesky tides. I mean, I wouldn't want it to hit the, what if it, what if it hit the moon

and shattered it, it turned into a ring system around us that slowly rained down on us over time? That'd be fun. It would rain down. The space is terrifying. It wouldn't just stay up there, like a ring? Like it would slowly... Oh, rings go away. Saturn's going to lose. Earth used to have rings, uh, and Saturn will eventually lose its rings. Uranus has rings. Neptune has rings. And like I said, Earth used to have rings. There's like clear evidence of it. You can see where over time the particles that were part of the rings laid this sediment layer down. Ah, Neptune has the vertical ring, right?

Neptune or Uranus? I get them mixed up. They're so similar. They're both way to fuck out there, and they're both like a light blue color. Yeah, a couple of who cares, planets. seriously what are they done ever done for us the flyover planets yeah they're terrible planets Mars should be the flyover planet Jupiter is the coolest one it's just a damn shame that it's a gas giant and I don't think there's any way for us to even make cool we could use the moon and I get their moons that would be neat to see fucking the giant the giant that was Jupiter like dominating the sky for like four days and then it would be so ominous you'd be like this I was I didn't evolve to be here, dude.

I can hardly wrap my head around a gas planet. Like the gravitational pull is so big. Why doesn't the gas like pulled into something more solid? And every time I try to watch a video on like what it would be like to stand on Jupiter, it's like, ah, you'd die, you'd be crushed. The gravity's so heavy you'd weigh this. Stop it. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop.

I want to know, like, what happens if I stand on Jupiter? like do what does it look like how is it gooey above is it like a metallic hydrogen it's like a cloud you just voop right through i think the center of jupiter is metallic hydrogen it has crushed the gas down into a metal so i think it's uh like solid doesn't really fit i don't i don't think but it may be like a giant ball of mercury that's compressed so hard that it might as well be a solid i don't know how big that core would even be because jupor itself is gargantuan um like when you see jupiter compared to the Earth, it's like, oh, well, that's not even close. I think the great red spot or something is like three times bigger than the Earth. Zach, can you find a picture of Jupiter and Earth like

next to each other? Like, you see what I'm going for. This is a sort of a silly worded question. But yeah, it looks like it's definitely, or who knows, this is just some picture on universe today. Maybe it's not to scale. Ah, they're always lying. Well, it doesn't say to scale here. And I've been tricked by that before. I think I'm looking at it to scale picture and I'm like, oh, my God, I feel foolish. That's how, oh my God. Yeah, see, like the Great Red Spot is similar size to Earth there. It's actually closer than I thought.

Like when you were like, they're not even close. I was picturing it compared to some suns. I mean, to say stars. Like, there are stars that make as big as a solar system. Yeah, they make Earth look like a speck of dust. And Earth's a lot more than it. Earth, if it was a fast traveling meteor, it would have an impact on Jupiter. Yeah, it would be a gargantuan impact.

There was something, Levy 9 or something, was the impact that we recorded a while back, many years ago now, of the hit Jupiter. And it's the biggest impact ever viewed by man. It hit Earth and made an explosion as, hit Jupiter and made an explosion like as big as Earth or something. You can see it hitting Jupiter and making these huge explosions. Have you ever seen the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the polar cap of uh of jupiter how it's got that hexagon i don't think so there's a hexagonal formation on the north pole of jupiter and they don't really know and there's frequently this weird green ball lightning up there that they also can't explain and when they want clickback they're

like alien lights on the north pole of jupiter and it's like man those guys are tough yeah right but uh but yeah life on mars i was i was pretty hyped about that i know taylor always says that microbes don't interest him but i just think the the idea that there can lizard or more the taylor lizard or more scale of life it has to at least be a lizard i mean i'd love to see a lizard yeah a lizard would be sick little space lizard i don't know what parallel starting points would you add they're like what's equivalent to a lizard of mouse tadpole? Yeah.

It's got to have a mouth and it's got to have a way of like a locomotion that I can see with my eye. Like I could see it move, not just like, hey, this rock's pretty shiny. Does it need a brain? Because I don't think a Venus flytrap is meeting your qualifications. Yeah, it probably have to have some sort of brain or at least like whatever jellyfish are working with where it's all just spinal cord and nerve endings or something. Is that not right?

Yeah. I don't know I'm a little, I know they don't have brains. Yeah, I know they don't recognize you. They certainly don't swim to the glass and beg for food or anything. Yeah, they don't get a fight. They're basically plants, really. Have you ever seen seals eat them? There's not even an attempt at an escape.

They just float there and get owned. What can they do? They can't do anything. So I guess they are. Have you ever seen scallops react to like predators? They do this sort of kind of thing and like try to like swim away. And it's like, man, I didn't think you could do that.

I mean, I'm still going to eat your delicious asses, but, like, that's pretty cool. Oh, yeah, we eat cows. We're not making exceptions for those little creeps. No, no. I graduated from Bovine University. Dude, I finally went back and started watching Old Simpsons the other day, and it's so good.

It's so funny. It's like really well-written, like, jokes every 45 seconds for 25 minutes. he's rarely like as angry as you might early he is I want to say he fixed him in one or two seasons in sure

yeah he was a little they were figuring everybody out season one the best seasons are before uh Phil Hartman died when you still had

Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz those were the funniest characters in the holes his wife murdered him in his sleep current I believe

current yeah There was something, like, there's some drugs to do with it. Like, she was into cocaine really heavy or something, and she resented. I don't remember. She probably was thin. Yeah. I mean, I could fix it.

Hot. It's lunch. I can fatten that bitch up. If you guys had to survive at NASA for like a month without being outed as someone who didn't know jack shit about space, what would your tactic be? What's my job at NASA, though? That's important because they got, I got sweeping up, and I can fit right in. No, no, no.

You're wearing a lab coat and you have glasses on. I feel like I have enough time in IT to like a month, you say? A month. Like, what do you need this from you? All right, all right, all right. I can give you a date for a date. Like, by Friday, I'll tell you how long it will take to do this. And then Friday comes around and I'm like, oh, that's a three week project.

That's four weeks right there. Damn, that's brilliant. I'm nice at this, bro. I'm nice at this. I think I could. bullshit and delegate my way through it. I think Einstein had that thing where he'd been going around doing this tour,

going to all these colleges and universities and stuff, and giving the same speech about special relativity or general relativity or whatever, and his driver would always sit in the back of the room, and he'd watch this thing. So year in, this driver has seen this speech hundreds of times. And so one time they go in, and Einstein's like, hey, you really think you could give the speech?

And he's like, absolutely. I've seen, I watch you do this every day, sometimes three times a day. He's like, let's switch clothes. Puts on the chauffeur's outfit. The other guy puts on Einstein's fucking goofy hat or whatever. He goes up there and he gives Einstein's speech on relativity to this room full of experts,

like brilliant minds. And they ask the driver a follow-up question. Something really difficult that he has no idea, because he just knows the speech. He's just lines in a play. Wouldn't you like to know? And so the driver says, that is such a simple question.

I'm not even going to give you an answer. Actually, I'm going to have my driver take this one. And Einstein stands up in the chauffeur's outfit and cap, and he gives an Einsteinian answer to this question. And everyone looks at that guy like a moron. And, of course, everyone in the room was like, yeah, how does that work?

point. So you're saying time slows down relative to mass, energy, and speed? Explain that. And then Einstein himself Sands up explains it as a chauffeur. And now everybody's terrified to ask the driver a follow-up, lest they be shamed as well. Is this story true or like urban legend? I choose to believe it's true. But Albert Einstein looks so distinctive. Like everyone walking in is such a fan of him. They're going to see Albert Einstein sitting there in a, you know, newsboy cap and they're going to be like what the fuck is this like tall dark-haired young guy doing talking to us

apparently not at this time I don't think he was quite the social media sensation in like 52. Kyle didn't say it I just assumed it was a driving Miss Daisy situation where the driver's black how did he pull this off I don't know

you show do know your physics sir man those are those are really better ideas than mine I was just thinking that I'd have to like find a way to bribe workers there first to send out emails being like this guy. Don't bother him with anything that isn't a huge deal. He's a bit eccentric. You'll find that out. And then like for a while I just have like two fidget spinners and I refuse to address anything. When people touch me, I recoil and I just like sit there and

I'll spend hours staring at diagrams and they'll be like he's musing. And then I'll just go like, then I go spend like hours in a notebook and vision of them trying to perfect that Superman S and anytime they come over and anytime they come over I'm like I hide it and then I get let go a month later I can imagine maybe rewatching some George Costanza for inspiration he would be able to do this right like that scene where he gets pissed off at everything and they say he's trying so hard yeah he's just pretending to be crippled for bathroom privileges for long term. But yeah, that would be my

plan. I don't know. I don't think any of us would survive. They'd ask some like finders question early on about space. That was easy for them, but only if you're like in the know. I just imagine being on like the guy who makes sure that something is all good. Like okay, check all the parameters on that lander.

You know, we want to make sure that that mirror is the correct, correct parameters and make sure that's all good. And like, okay, so how would I do that? you got like a measuring tape or something like you got some sort of oh i just threw sure i thought everything was fine like woody yeah look at that space shuttle make sure everything's in order all right solid this will take 10 days

yeah this is really it usually takes my guys three weeks oh guy what he's has saved us two fucking weeks guys let's go everybody's like we're going to mars boys So what is NASA Flathead Phillips? This is an L.A. Back out one screw, right? The 10th day it'd be like, I think I see something, boys. It's like way up there.

How about you spotted it? I don't know. You might want me to check all these screws again. Eagle I want you just saved us $8 billion, guys. All right? Take, take, you know what? Promotion for you, sir. No, no, no.

couldn't possibly have a home depot nickel yeah it's a pvc yeah that we would have never got to the moon if any of us were involved no i mean they've made some fuck-ups they the um when they first sent hubble up the mirror was wrong the mirror had been plain drawn by the lens company and it didn't work it was all blurry they're like we just launched a multi-billion dollar fucking uh telescope they sent the space shuttle up with a new lens and they had astronauts get out and fix that bitch because it was close enough to earth that you could do that I cost a lot of money fingerprints off of it like obviously I love as I get it I get it but like I imagine it needs to be a really

clean it's a clean room yeah it's in one of those like it looks like they're working on the silicon it needs to stay that clean through the whole process it's a lot yeah they've been they I'm sure they bring like a rag up there with them and then I think that I'm sure that's what they do. Yes, a little bounty maybe. Who's got some windex?

We left the wind. You just had to bring your golden grams, didn't you? Let's over the fucking weight limit for that last bit of glass cleaner. They messed up metric and Imperial one time and I think they crashed a probe into Mars, some multi,

very expensive thing. I don't remember there was a conversion error or something. Yeah. I'm just realizing the reason I thought goldengram is Kyle, did you just watch the Old Simpsons where Homer goes up to space? Oh, yeah. And they're like crashing back down and all the like astronauts, they're like saying the Pledge of Allegiance or something where they're like praying like Lord, get us out of this.

And like, they're like pray to whoever you believe in. And Homer's like, those golden grams. Oh, those golden grams. Like singing the golden grams song. Krispy Crunchy something serious. Yeah. Homer brought, Homer snuck a bag of potato chips into the space shuttle and then cracked him open mid-flight and they went everywhere. And then he bumped into the.

ant farm and now there's ants and potato chips everywhere. So the answer was to open the door and depressurized to blow them out. But then Homer breaks the fucking door off of the capsule and they've got to like jerry rig it up for reentry. That's a fun episode. The beginning

of it was more fun. No, no, no. What did they jerry rig it with? A little trivia. The inanimate carbon rod which at the beginning of the episode Homer at the plant everyone has been employee of the month before except for homer they're wearing these gold medals around their neck

every single person but homer and uh mr mr burns gives that month's medal to this inanimate carbon ride it's just like the fuck it that old that old simpsons is so funny uh speaking of tv i like three weeks ago like three thursdays ago i called in a replacement like credit card and debit card just did the Kyle Clean Sweep. And they were like, it'll be, you know, seven to 10 days, business days. And I was like, all right. And then I waited 10 business days. And I was like, all right, maybe it's 11, 11 business days. And then on day 12, I'm like, what the fuck? I go on my account. And it's like, oh, this is already arrived. And it's like, no, it absolutely hasn't because I've been checking my mail every single morning because I really, because I'm getting emails all fucking

day from different things that are like, your Hulu is expired. I try to go to Netflix or something. And it's like, not today. You know, poor. ass and so at this point thankfully I like that my important bills just come out of my like account and so I have no entertainment I'm watching ads on YouTube now just waiting for my card which is supposed to be here in a day and so the only thing I have is the free TV that comes with Samsung and I only have one I'm signing up for a second one but it hasn't that hasn't arrived either yet but this this free Samsung TV they have free TV on there and I have had nothing to watch. I feel like I'm in a in a prison because I have seen every fucking

episode of supermarket sweep that has ever aired. It's it just it's a there's a super and what I've noticed it's all the episodes are from like 1990 and so it's you know everybody's dressed like 90s like late 80s style and it's like two people per team come up and so often and they just grab people out of the audience are like whoever has the ruffle Come up here, your team one. And then these people holding ruffles, like, oh, ha, ha, ha. And then they, this is one of those shows.

They, they, like, fill the studio audience. And then, like, all right, we're banging out fucking 14 of these bad boys today. And they just film and film. And regularly, like, two guys will come up. I just saw an episode of two black guys that are on the team. And they give him, like, little interview questions. And he's like, and so who are you?

What are you? What are you? Is like, my name is Eric. And I am an accountant. And I'm really happy to be here. And who's your, and who's this? You're your friend, your brother. he's like he is my roommate and uh you know we're both huge fans of the show and it's like

they're the most over the top like gay guys ever and no one is like the wiser they're just like all right well you and your buddy who you how old are you roommates are 41 all right they're both like good looking blonde guys if i remember correctly i've seen those two i've seen reddit poke fun at that before they they're like these two roommates won door dash in 1993 and nobody One was the wiser. There's one called like Sophia and me. I don't know what it's a reference to. Do you know this subreddit?

Oh, it's just like obviously gay people that aren't like mentioned as gay, things like you mentioned. It's, um, I'm close. It's a reference to like some Greek lesbians, I think. But I'm, that's not, you were close enough on the name that I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah. It's Sophie and me, maybe. Sophia and me. it's no

Sophia is that a famous gay person I don't know I don't know how it works let's see I'm not finding it super fast Sophia and me it's Sappho and her friend okay

I wasn't as close as I thought and it's all like I don't know like like you mentioned 40 year olds with roommates who share a bed, but they're just friends. So Sappho was a Greek poet, and I think that she's, like, you can clearly read into her work

that she was a lesbian, I think, is the deal. And so that subreddit usually focuses on, like, okay, but you're, they're gay, clearly. Like, these are lesbians, you know, that sort of thing. Yeah, it's pretty good. So, yeah, I can't wait for more, I can't wait to get my post-show snack and watch them from Market Sweep.

First of all, they should give you a digital card. They should just say, all right, well, here's your temporary, like, digital card that you can use for anything and everything. But it's not the same as what my card is going to be, and I don't want to go through and do all of it twice. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it will be, though. It says it's not. It says it's temporary. Wells takes care. Well, Wells takes care of that for you, for sure. But credit cards will, too. You can apply for and have your new credit card number in seven minutes, you know, like. You'll just do that then.

and make sure you get a rewards card there's probably a master card deal or a city bank deal where they're like oh would you like a year of free hulu that comes along with a new card like just do that I'm pretty I've got I only get cards that have rewards programs

that directly benefit my odd lifestyle other than that I've been watching a tremendous amount of nerd of the rings the past few days oh yes that's a great YouTube channel it's sick that guy is heavy handed with the ads.

I was watching an episode last night and it was like, Eragorn's entire story in the beginning, he's like, and he does like voices and everything. It's just, it's like Kyle's Warhammer videos, but Lord of the Rings lore, and because Tolkien was like a goofball, there's a million different aspects to it.

And the video starts and it's like, when Eragon was born, he, and then an ad played. I watched a pre-roll, and I watched one before the end of the first sentence. And I was like, you son of a gun. you could even do that. I think something...

But I thought they didn't play in all those spots. I'm not sure. I have premiums. I have premium too. Yeah. I think it like for a while, even after it lapsed,

it wasn't serving me ads. It like would freak out because it thought I still had premium. And so it would show like the beginning placard or like the first screenshot of an ad and it would freeze. And then it would disappear and the video would play. But YouTube got wise.

And now they're, now they're making me learn about fucking Clorox and Nike, all sorts of things that I guess. Yeah, I get on that. I genuinely would rather read a book than watch an ad. Oh, my heart. Why would you say it? Like, it's a punishment. It's not a, like, I would choose that other form of entertainment. I would go to something else.

Like, I've got books on an audible. I would read a shampoo bottle instead of watching with ads. Oh, man. Obviously, his toilet sitting, yes. That was the worst way to pass the time shitting when you're like, there's no. There's nothing to read. I can't even read about like, and it was like, you know, back in the day where it's like, ah, this shampoo has a tremendous amount of plastic bubbles, like for exfoliation that will go safely into the water supply.

Dude, that can't be good. I rub my face with that, my entire teenage life, those balls of plastic in the panoxal or whatever. Yeah. When did they phase that out? Maybe they probably switch to a different exfoliant that's not plastic. Why don't they put sand in it? That's too rough. Probably too gritty.

I'm a smaller bits of sand. I'm a man's man. I use volcanic sand. I figured right in the same would be okay. 80 grit for me. I come out of the shower crying. It's too much. I really went to town of my asshole.

I should have done it down there. I had to be thorough. I had one of those shits where you think you're done wiping. And then you go, I'm going to wipe far to the side of my ass. My God. How did something? them get over here. That was my hip.

The far side. My hip. God. The next book I'm going to read is The Long Walk by Stephen King. The movies, either in theaters or about to be or something like that, it's got Mark Hamill in it. He's the, like, Evil General. And I think it's a dystopic future where they have a sort of like a Hunger Games or

a Battle Royale type, like thing where they make the children walk. I also consider light cardio to be the subject of a horror book. You stop, you die. Like, days go by. Like, they're driving behind you. This guy doing long walks. I think if you stop, they kill you. Drink's training only.

Who kills you? They're following you. Like, I don't know the exact story. I've just got the book on Audible. I haven't started it yet. But in the trailer, I noticed that Mark Hamill is like this evil general following behind the group of kids. that are walking in like a Jeep with guns, like waiting for people to stop so they can

execute them as this game. I guess it's being broadcast. Oh, it's a game. So it's not post-apocalyptic. Like, you know, if you can't walk, it's more to stop it. Is it coming out in theaters or is you said they're broadcasting? That's why I'm. No, it's in theaters right now. It's a, it's a Mark Hamill's the only name that I knew because the rest of the people are young people. Actually, I know I mocked it as like cardio horror, but I'm kind of interested. he sold it to me oh yeah dude stephen king is a premise master but i guarantee at the end of that movie it's going to be like and it was actually magic then it will end it's like fuck he never knows how to end his stories no he writes so many books it's like he it's like he thinks

of a new cool premise when he's three quarters of the way through an existing book and he's like oh this is top of mind i got to wrap the shit up onto the next one because he's like how many books has you written probably 50, 60, 70? 250 more like. That many? I would guess 250. Oh, wow. Especially if you count the short stories.

Oh, well, I mean like full feature length books. I would guess. This thing says 65 and then 200 short stories. Oh, nailed it. 70 books in total as of September 25. I'm counting those short stories. Well, you need to to be right. I do

And I do And I am right I mean this was a short story It's in one of those books That's got like five stories Well the 65 can sit counted novellas Which I learned not too long ago Embarrassingly recently

Last five years that means short novel Does that count his Bachman His Bachman stories as well That you know he wrote under a pen name to Which I think is a huge flex by the way. If people don't know, Stephen King was already this world famous bestselling author. And there's always that thing like, yeah, of course your next book is going to do well. You're Stephen King. Everyone's going to buy it to see what Stephen King has done now.

And so he wrote under the name Bachman, like several books. And they did really well and sort of improved his greatness in a way. He was eventually found out by some superfan that like went down the rabbit hole and found him out. But I know that one minute, all this Bachman guy does has come up with good premises and bad endings. Seems like there's a lot of panic magic in the last third of these books. Rage was a Bachman novel. That's the school shooting book that is just banned everywhere from. It's not published anymore. I don't, if you buy it, I think you're buying it secondhand.

I found a PDF of it online when you mentioned it because I had never heard of it. it and I read a little bit but it's written in a style of like a like young like journal the young kids journal and so like it's just kind of jarring and not that pleasant to read the the pacing isn't that of a professional writer because he's not meaning to do that so yeah I don't know if I'll ever revisit that one didn't didn't suck me in in the two pages I gave it oh speaking of writing style what do you think about the Charlie Kirk's shooters supposed messages and how oddly written they are I've come around to believing it, but I'll stop there and listen.

Yeah, I'm going to hear what you have to say. I'm, I'm, I really hope that at worst, they have removed some messages that were there to like change the context a little and make it seem so oddly written. But the way that this 22 year old is talking to his also like early 20s like trans boyfriend or girlfriend, whatever,

it does seem like an older man. He's calling her my love. And I saw that one reporter. He's like going over and he's like, oh, it's actually really touching. And it's really heartfelt messages. And he's like sort of like gushing over how romantic this. That's appropriate. And that guy had to apologize. They went after that guy hard and he had to apologize. Thank you, Zach. I'm still okay, my love. But I'm stuck. in Orum. In Orum? What's Orum? I don't know. Is that a city of Utah or something? For a while? For a little while longer yet. Shouldn't be long until I can come home. But I got to grab my rifle

still. To be honest, I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I'm sorry to involve you. You weren't the one who did it, right? I am. I'm sorry. I thought they caught the person. No. They grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing.

I had planned to grab my rifle from the drop point. drop point loser shortly after but most of that side of town got locked down it's quiet almost enough to get out but there's one vehicle lingering the fuck out of here bro maybe he wrote that maybe he didn't i don't know i'm on the side of like woody now like where i was very questioning at first but now like and i saw like a funny joke someone was like hold the phone you're telling me the guy who assassinated a political figure for disagreement and wrote like weird messages and is dating a trans furry writes weird hold on like and I was like oh that's kind of funny like yeah this guy would write like a weirdo probably but what it seemed to me almost especially when it gets later like

I'm I think it is them I think these are legit but some of the phrasing seems almost in a way to like keep the boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever out of it where where he's writing in a way where then he can go or she whatever can go oh you did this alone he's like yes like Walter White did that. I can't believe you did. Yeah, exactly. It's like it feels like a break. He's like, you don't know anything. You always were against me. What am I saying? You don't know what's happening. Like, because he knew he's being, uh, what do they call it. Tell it. When they listen to your phone, they surveil it. Tap. You're dropping tap. Tap is what I'm looking for to tap the phone lines. Okay. Um, so at first I just accepted it. Perhaps I'm, uh, I instinctively just listen to authorities is that they always tell the truth, which isn't true, but that maybe I'll build. that way. And then it was Taylor who actually sewed some doubt. He's like, it sounded like cop speak. And I was like, huh? And then I thought of it. I was like, yeah,

full sentences, punctuation. This just isn't how 20 year olds I know text, typically. And then it was like, well, maybe the 20 year olds I know are different than Mormon assassins from Utah, right? Like maybe the 20 year, like

what do I know about Mormon assassins from Utah? Like maybe they write differently. Maybe it's a little more thought out. But that's only part of it. The other part of it is he's alive, right? Like, if authorities were to just make up these texts and say, look at the messages where he admits the motive, the weapon, the drop point, the modus operandi, and like every detail authorities could want in, you know, two paragraphs, like, that just, that would ruin their case. This guy would get off scot-free if they faked

that level of heaven. Yeah. Foundation for everything. And he's alive. If he was dead, maybe I could be convinced that like, you know, they're trying, they just invented this after the fact to see. Lee Harvey Oswald, Patsy. Sure.

Patsy, right? Thank you. That's what I'm searching for. But given that he's alive, I don't think they'd fake texts. Because he knows if he wrote him or not. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. I agree. Yeah, I, that's It does seem, some parts, like he's breaking badding him, his boyfriend. Oh, for sure. And he was telling, he was, he was helping, he was telling him, giving him advice or her advice

or whatever about, like, was it, was she, he or she born a girl? That was a person with a dick who now is identifying as a girl. Yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah. Which is sort of like, I think, I think that's part of why Kimmel is not on the air tonight or or whenever he usually goes on as he was sort of trying to frame the shooter

as a MAGA operative. And it's like, I don't know about that one. He was living with this trans furry person and he seems to hate conservatives. And they're like, oh, but his parents are, yeah, how many times on Reddit have you seen someone be like, my parents are MAGA, but I'm a tankie?

That's so common that you've got some commie raised by MAGA people. Yeah, it seems like, are just very liberal. Like, I know I was much more liberal one of the air because he got a fact wrong, right? And if you look at the phrasing,

I don't think he'd even say he was Maga. He said they're trying everything they can to distance themselves, implying that he was Maga, which is, you know, pretty close. But it's not that he got a fact wrong. If that was the case, fucking every journalist on the air

would probably be canceled. And Donald Trump said he was going after Jimmy Kimmel next back. in July. And then he did. And the FCC threatened to take away their broadcasting license unless they got rid of it. It's because he didn't support the president. This is a crackdown on comedians. I disagree on the, uh, the, he was very deliberately because this was a known thing. This was last night. He said that it was what he said the Maga gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them. It's very to me cut and dry.

They're saying he's saying it's one of them and they are frantically trying to characterize it as anything other than that. He's saying it was a MAGA guy and that's not a mistake at that point in time. It's like he's doing this deliberately to push a narrative. He didn't make like it's been understood for days like most of this entire week who did it. And then like there was a Groyper confusion I'll call it, right? Like there was a point where it's like we don't know if this guy is a Groyper. we don't know if this guy's a liberal like it just wasn't known before the texts came out i don't think the groyper thing was ever genuine that always felt like a very obvious red herring to me like

just the messages on the bullets the choice of target like to me it seemed cut and dry and uh i saw to find it like they're saying he like violated an fcc thing by deliberately sharing misinformation with the goal of like or not with the goal but with the outcome of causing harm and that's what they're saying because it's an FCC what is the does it bother you

that Trump said he was going after Jimmy Kimmel back in July he's going after everybody he says Fallon too like he said yeah now he's going after Fallon he said

Fallon and Seth Myers were coming where he's going what I mean by that is that Trump threatened so many people that when something bad happens to one of them

I can't I can't definitively say it was because of Trump I think the timeline is he said Kimmel was next and then after he got Kimmel he said he's going

after Fallon and Myers Oh here The filing goes down, I'll give it a little credence. This is what they're saying he violated. It's Section 73.1217. This FCC rule prohibits broadcast licensees or permittees from broadcasting false information concerning a crime or a catastrophe if the licensee knows that this information is false and it's foreseeable that the broadcast of the information will cause substantial public harm.

You think that all that qualify? I think he's going after free speech. I think it's mainly and dry clear. It's the feeling that the hand that like actually. carries the show to all the little network, the little channels. It seems like whoever that guy is, is a very conservative person, you know, because they're still not, they're like, yeah, that's an indefinite suspension off the air. No, that's not good enough. We want an apology to the family, and we want Kimmel to donate to the charity, and we want it now.

He's not going to do that. He's not going to do that. If Kimmel had gone on a YouTube channel and said that like he couldn't be canceled for it because that would just be him but when you're on an FCC regulated network they have rules and so they're coming after him for breaking or perceivably breaking a rule about

deliberately sharing information that can lead to harm I don't feel about it though because I'll tell you this I'm pretty mixed on the thing I don't know how to feel it's one of those where if you made me a Supreme Court justice and I had sworn on something I cared about that I would just do what was legal, what was right, what was morally right, even. I'd be like, leave Kimmel alone.

He can say whatever he wants. It's freedom of speech. I don't think he was trying to deceive. I think he was trying to color. And I see a difference. You know, but I hate Jimmy Kimball. That sucks. You know?

I think he was trying to deceive. So, like, Kyle, the guy is like, fuck Jimmy Kimmel fuck Jimmy Kimmel but Kyle the like I don't know supporter of freedom of speech is like

ooh it's all fine and good when they're taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air let's see how it feels when Hannity gets pulled let's see how they like that when they take Hannity off when they take like the number two

or number three radio show in the country off the air well that's because you specifically don't like Hannity for some reason why don't you like Hannity because these people are propagandists their job is to lie to us

and just because one guy gets scooped up in an FCC thing, like, they lie to us deliberately all the time. And so I have just very little mercy or pity when I see like obvious propaganda, not mistakes. Like, mistakes tend to happen in both directions, not always in one. Like when Hannity makes a mistake, huh, isn't it weird? It always happens to be a mistake that supports his ideological convictions. How queer. Same with like Jimmy Kimmel or the, you know, list any other people out there in media. And it's like, it's really it's so fucking gay that because of the last 10 years of cancel culture which you know the left did like now all of politics and all of discourse is just like frantic canceling of each other where it's like oh well you know I guess this is just how political discourse is done you just cancel people you don't like and whoever can cancel more people wins and there's a lot of pushback on this and

from what I can tell, it seems like the right has like two options. They can either be like, hey. So guys, the left ruthlessly engaged in cancel culture against us, recklessly, unapologetically for 10 straight years, a decade straight. And that was wrong. So you know what we got to do, guys? we got to not engage with them and defend their right to slander and ruin our lives, even when they would never be charitable in our direction in that way. And in doing so, we will lose every battle to the left from now until the end of time, because this is a loser's strategy if the other team is doing something and you refuse to participate. And the other option is what seems to be the direction the right is going, which is like, hey, the rules of engagement

and politics have been made very clear by this past literal decade of ruthlessness as far as going after people for nonsense, ruining lives for silliness. So you know what? Now that the rules are clear, now that we see how political engagement works, we are going to jump into this pit of shit with you. And now we're all doing cancel stuff. What nonsense and silliness have people been canceled for? Like the one example I have is Kanye, right? Like, Kanye was praising Hitler. It was just like ripping on Jews and outwardly race. James Gunn. James Gunn lost Guardians of the Galaxy 3,

and then we had to suffer through that Taiki Watiti fucking abomination with the screaming dose and shit. Well, hold, I don't know who that is, but as far as like people getting canceled for nonsense, like director. It was very regularly happening that people were getting canceled from hate mobs on the left for many years for saying like faggot or a racial slur or something in a post like nine years ago. people were getting banned for uh during covid for anything and everything uh people were getting banned post election for anything and everything and by the way talking about government influencing

uh people's speech i am much more offended by the fact that the biden administration had a back door contact with social media companies as reported by mark Zuckerberg and his interview before congress where that administration would lean on them and be like hey this narrative about covid the people you know that needs to be suppressed, that needs to be tamped down. Hey, these people talking about the election, that's persona non-grata, that's election denial, get rid of it. And so seeing Kimmel get canceled isn't nearly as impactful to me as seeing like millions of actually, actual Americans, like working in middle class people, trying to engage in discourse, which does happen on the public square of social media, being artificially censored because of a secret little

backdoor deal where they were leaning on social media. even like you want to talk about the um charlie kirk called for joe biden to be killed and no he he said that uh i'm sorry executed executed then charlie kirk called for joe biden to be executed and nothing happened there was no canceling there was no repercussions he just kept on being charlie kirk did what did he say he should be executed for i think just as part of a crime family do i'm going to get the uh he said for crimes against america or something like that he said like there was justice, this would happen to him, which is really bombastic. And I wouldn't say that. But yeah, that's pretty out there. But as far as people getting canceled, like, that's been

happening nonstop. James Gunn, the James Gunn situation was tweets. Like, like, really off-color jokes about pedophilia, like, basically, like, just bad, dirty jokes and puns that he made on Twitter. And that movie was so fucking bad. Like, I don't care about cancel. I care about Guardians of the Galaxy or was yeah it was Guardians 3 oh so bad oh wait I just watched it again Kirk wasn't I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry no kill him for his crimes against America I don't want to change topics yeah like I feel like we do this to me a lot in particular like hey Charlie Kirk said this and there were no repercussions I let's move on no I'm willing to listen yeah so he said Joe Biden was like a bumbling senile incompetent

whatever who's committed so many crimes against America he should be executed that's pretty close. Or you can play the video if you want to see it. And nothing happened. But what happened? But see, that's the thing. Like, what could they have done to Charlie Kirk? He has his own platform. You could de-platform anyone. Like, they did it to Kanye. They did it to a sitting president. They could take his bank away, you know, if they were going, right? Like, no, he didn't offend them. So they won't. Yeah. I guess I'm saying, like, it always seems to be some woman screaming at a convenience store employee to go back where they came from because of the color of his or her skin who gets canceled. Yeah, but they get fired by their employer down in the DMV or whatever.

Charles Kirk doesn't have that. He has his own multi-million dollar company. You said the other day how much money he was worth. If the crazy happened, I think Trump would do something. If someone said Donald Trump should be executed for his crimes against America, in a position as prominent as Charlie Kirk, I don't think Trump would do nothing about it. People do that constantly.

Go on any social media platform. It's everywhere. And when you said that people, you were like, when do people get canceled for nonsense? The person's of prominence. Who did it like that has a platform. Charlie Kirk had the number one conservative podcast, right?

Number one? Yeah, he did. Stephen Crowder changed his Twitter thing from number two to number one as soon as Kirk died. But, what a douche. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Yeah, anyway. So if the number one conservative podcaster, the number one liberal broadcaster, called for Trump to be executed for unspecified crimes against America, I don't think Trump would just look the other way and let that go. Yeah, I mean, the kind of proof is an evidence. Well, the putting is Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert. Like, there are liberal podcasters out there who say, like, they wish he was assassinated.

Who said that? I've seen the clips from like Kyle Kalinsky saying, like, oh, it would have been better if the bullet had hit him. Like, that was very, that was very, very common. His wife's a podcaster too, right? Christy L. Oh, if they're married, then I guess so. But, like, this was not an uncommon thing.

Like, people say violent things about Trump all the time. And I also, I don't think that it's a good example of, like, well, the guy, the literal number one guy with his, the largest platform in conservative, moderate media, he couldn't be canceled. It's like, yeah, but like, they try to cancel people over everything. They tried to cancel that dude for, they tried to cancel the father of the kid who wore face paint at a chief's game just a couple of years ago. They tried to cancel the okay guy that someone in Trump's first administration lost their job for doing this at the camera because the media freaked out and said that's a white supremacist dog whistle. And that was still at a time where the left had all the cultural cachet.

And that's what matters when it comes to getting someone canceled is like how much current cultural cachet you have to wield. and people also just on low levels like not having their lives destroyed just simply censored like you went a non-regime mode on COVID on the election on things like crime stats things like who's to say like you say these things on social media and they would censor you they would de-platform you for it not for any other reason that it was a no no thought that you're not supposed to notice and this has been rampant like it extends all the way from just destroying people's social media platforms excising them all the way to like actually trying to to ruin their life like they tried to ruin written house his life for like what everyone agreed

or everyone who watched it was like yeah he got attacked by three lunatics and he shot all three of them and he hit a pedophile a wife beater and a fucking some other ghoul like these uh i just don't it's been really clear being on the right like how careful we've had to be for 10 years to play so carefully within the lines that social media and the left had described for us. It's only now that the Overton window is exploding to the right because so many people are kind of sick. Every time I drill down into the specifics, though, it's like, this guy got canceled for a social media post. All he wanted to do was call that actress an ugly N-word. No, no. It's like, what if he's never were defending? No. What if it was a guy who lost his social media platform? Because in 2020, he says,

these lockdowns are not worth it. This disease is not as dangerous as they're saying. That was like a banable offense. You guys will recall probably. During COVID, it was, COVID denialism was against terms of service. And what that meant is you had to carry

whatever the existing regime line was throughout it. When they said it was 100% 100% safe, 100% effective, you had to say that. You couldn't question it. You said it was 90% you moved that way. Fact check showing up underneath people's post. Like I remember that. No, people got their accounts banned for COVID denialism for things like saying masks don't work.

They're like, this is dangerous misinformation. People are going to die. These people can't talk. Grandmas are going to die. If people start reading the side of the box, it says this isn't meant to stop viral particles. Like, that's what I'm talking about is the level of nonsense that many people on the right have been subjected to having to comport their speech around all these rules. And at the end, very often still being canceled. Like, that's ridiculous. And now that the shoe is on the other foot, there's a lot of like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. I know we did this for 10 years, but we're not doing this. The other foot, I asked the same questions. And I aspire to be, like, accurate and fair to both sides. It's one thing that I saw someone on TikTok to an absolute dance while singing ding dong the witch is dead. I don't want to, I don't want to defend that person, right? You know, I get it. I get it. I see how offensive that is. And whatever repers. precautions come to her socially or career wise that'll happen right but if it's i just don't particularly agree with charlie kirk's views and that person gets canceled now this is not one person

has been can't not one person find me a person that has been canceled for saying well there's a difference here because people on our side were getting banned and removed from social media from sharing fbi crime stats or something and people on the left right now are getting canceled for do there's a ton of people like that. There's like... There's never any examples when I say who or... Sherry Tenpenny, an anti-vaccination actress and physician known for false claims about COVID vaccines. She had all of her social media banned or suspended and for spreading misinformation. Her medical license was suspended by the Ohio Board for failing to cooperate with that investigation. I actually have a lawmaker. Oh, that's a UK lawmaker. Well, the UK is way worse than we are.

It's way worse than us. I have an excellent example. of cancel culture. James Watson, one of the discoverers of the Helix DNA structure, made a very glib comment, like, not glib, wrong word, but just like passing comment, not that he wasn't putting, he was making no value judgments or anything. He just said, well, yeah, like there's an element of genetics and biology to behavior. And, you know, there's elements of genetics and biology to race. Like, we understand this through DNA. And he was so canceled for saying that, the discoverer of DNA for just saying this in passing. He didn't say, and therefore, like, it was just stating stuff.

They made him destitute. He was removed from his job. He had to sell his Nobel Prize to find money. A rich, a millionaire had to buy his Nobel Prize from him and then give it back to him so that he had not to live. This guy was totally canceled for being, for saying a no-no thing about science. And like, you know, whether or not you think that's totally absurd. or you agree that's beside the point but he was canceled because he said something that was ideologically a no no thought to the people that currently had cultural cash out i won't defend that

yeah and like you you shouldn't feel the need to defend it obviously because you're not these people like these most of these people are fucking crazy you're not the one calling for people's heads less crazy less crazy well none of us are sane but yeah it's just um it sucks that this is what politics is now where it's like both sides of like it's funny that the right is so retarded it took them 10 years to be like, oh, this fucking works really good. That's why they do it. Like, this is actually a really elite tactic. It's fun to hear that from the right, because I feel like the left is so retarded that they've been taking it on the chin for it. Like, gerrymandering is a good issue, right? Do both sides gerrymander? Sure, but it's like 90-10. It is, they're, we're fucking

midget soccer and these guys are the European League over there. And, and it's, a whole other level. And it's like, well, I mean, get your shit together. I literally heard Schumer, this is a few months ago, and I forget the specifics, but they were like, why aren't the Democrats fighting back? And he mentioned that he had just written a sternly worded letter and sent it to the president of the United States. And I'm like, well, I'm glad we got warriors like this guy standing up to the president

with his sternly worded letter. Well, but the answer to that is there's nothing, and it's what I keep going back to. whenever I see like one of those silly redding articles like like Trump administration reeling after latest report it's like no they're fucking not they're laughing they won years ago they it's over it's over like the judges are in place the Supreme Court is in order all of Congress is in order he has the executive branch he's taken vast control over any number of things and no one has stood in his way yet. Like,

like, you've already lost and you can't win until maybe the next election cycle, but even then, you can't undo the some of the things

he's done, ever. Like, decades from now, you've got to wait for these lifelong appointees to go. Like,

things have been redistrict. Like, there are judges in place with lifelong, uh, uh, appointments. Yeah,

they're old. He already, not all of them. Look at the Supreme Court. He's, He specifically picked a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds. Like, they're in there for the long. And we always say this, you know, it's always the things like, hey, today's 40-year-old,

ain't the 40-year-old of your, you know, your youth, you know, or, and it's whatever age. The diabetes guy was younger than me. Yeah. Rifford Brimley? Yeah. Rolfo Grimley was younger than me. I have diabetes and my feet hurt and my hand sting. I can't eat anything I want and I want to end it all.

What I'm saying is, like, Kavanaugh is probably going to live to 80 or 90 or 100, you know, easily. You know, this is a multi-millionaire in a prominent position who looks healthy. He's not going to go early. You're going to be dealing with Kavanaugh decisions until 2060 or something like that. It's not going to be over any time soon. And we see what they do. They go out on their shield at the Supreme Court. Oh, my God.

They'll be like, like, I remember Ruth Bader, Ginsburg was like like being wielded in an iron lung not even able to contribute and all the Democrats were like please you've got six weeks to resign and she's like eat shit Feinstein was an inspiration to every other politician she looked so bad especially that dude uh chuck Grassley the Republicans that guy's like 102 stepping down I think you're you're not wrong but I think that he did say it was time for Youngblood. Unless I'm conflating him to someone else. I don't know.

But, uh, yeah, yeah. Now the Republicans are completely with, there's about to be a budget showdown. And you need 60 Senate votes to pass it. So they definitely need Democratic Senate votes. Now the Democrats are going to try to figure out how to play this. If they shut down the government,

I think the public will look at the Democrats as the reason. why it shut down, which is the side that will get the pressure and the side that we'll cave. Sure. So that's the only lever I know that they have to pull. We'll see what they do. And before we see whatever this tweet is, I had one more incredible example of the cancel culture thing. Do you guys know who Douglas Mackey is? No. His online moniker was Ricky Vaughn, and in the 2016 election, he posted memes that were like, hey, remember to go out and vote for Hillary on November 7th. And the election was like November 6th or something. And he was posting a meme that was like, hey, tired of the long election lines, tweet Hillary to 4099 to vote. And, you know, he got in trouble for that. And the first week of the Biden administration in 2021, the DOJ arrested him and they threw him in federal prison for seven months for memes. it sounded like an election interference though it sounded like he was confusing

yeah Jimmy Kimmel made that Jimmy Kimmel made that joke two years ago he's before this election not two years ago sorry nine months ago 10 months I need to see that he was like hey guys go out there and vote and you know maybe do it you know take your time maybe go on the seventh moves to say and it's like like okay that's not that's verbally so it's clear it's a joke but like if you think you can vote by texting Hillary to 40999, you're retarded. Probably wasn't an educated voter anyway, hey?

Probably not. But I can see myself- I always say that's how we should vote. Look, American Idol got it right the first time. Okay? Text in to 490 and let us know who you want to win. And why don't we vote? That is so hard to secure.

Oh, we don't secure. Get everybody on WhatsApp. Get everybody a WhatsApp. The thing I want to put out, I feel like the topic's about to shift organically. When you watch things, like the F, this isn't really to you guys, the audience, like cracking, using the FCC to crack down on comedians who are critical of the administration, if you think that's good, just make sure you like it on the other side. Someday, perhaps, that person you don't think very much of could be in charge. I don't know, President AOC, President Buttigieg, maybe if you're on the right, J.D. Vance or Donald Trump Jr. or something.

though, but here's what I'm heading. Okay. Someday you won't like, those other people, whoever they are, those other people are going to be in charge, and make sure that the new precedents that you liked today, you'll like tomorrow. Otherwise, you shouldn't like them today.

Yeah, but to me, it feels like those precedents were already set. Like, we had a bunch of biased FBI agents give a lie report less than a month before the 2020 election because they had a preferred candidate. They wanted Biden to win. So they leaned on social media and they said, this is a lie.

They knew it wasn't. It was a knowing lie. We talk about the Hunter Biden. The Hunter Biden, yeah. And that was like an election swinging story. And intelligence agencies, the government, leaned on them to hide that. And again, this is nothing new.

You look up Operation Mockingbird back in the 50s, intelligence agencies lean on media to get desired narratives out in front of the public to launder that and get people to agree with things they like. And then I already mentioned, but like the Biden admin during COVID and the election, like the way they shut down and suppressed people on social media who disagreed with that, right or wrong, they were doing it. And so I think we just, I agree that it's bad to be wielding government power to control speech. I just disagree that I feel like the die was cast a long time ago. Like this is something that is going to continue to happen. I also think that people on the left,

a lot of them had maybe never heard of Charlie Kirk or didn't realize how popular and influential and well-connected he was because they thought that they could just talk shit about him and like who's going to do anything about it and it's like oh everyone oh everyone that you know that's in power is going to do something about it and they're going to take advantage of this

for sure and nail you to the wall although I have of course seen those montages of TikToks of like the gravy seals the gravy seals yeah just just a guy he's got like bad to the bone playing in the background and he's mean mugging the camera wearing his Oakley's and he's like you know

you liberals don't know what you've awoken that shit is so fucking gay dude it's so cringe I'm watching gravy seals who look like they'd get walking to their mailbox and back talk about how the liberals don't know what they've

unlocked oh dude I couldn't agree more with both of you on that like and there's this and they're like people who make videos like that there's this like glibness to it where they're like well you've opened the hurt locker get ready for civil war and it's like what the fuck do you think a civil war entails do you know how horrid that would be do you know how terrible that would be for everyone do you know how many people wouldn't have their children their parents they'd have their homes destroyed their lives destroyed this is not a glib thing to be like well here we go to add to that the people who like civil wars are losers yeah

Right? If your life is at all together, you don't want Civil War. You're like, you know what? I get the Chimble Kimmys off the air, but I'm not ready for Civil War quite yet. You know? My air conditioning is still cool and I had a great day on night rain. So maybe we don't lose all that. And these people are fat and they're running around. And it's like, it's like, what are you like, what are you talking about? It would be a nightmare for everyone. This is exactly what I was talking about. It's so funny. I don't think we can show it because, let me make sure there might be music yeah there's fucking music yeah it's lame but but it's just it's the most embarrassing well let me see if it's captioned

yeah it's not captioned well oh no it's just but it's these they're in their bathroom mirror this one guy's wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses like he's in the lamest version of the matrix you can imagine

he's like you don't know what you've done he's got a trench coat on they're all like that and it's so embarrassing this tough guy act that works on no one that there is not a single person in the world who sees that and goes oh no that guy's mad we better watch out yeah and the thing about we gotta change our ways is like there's this implied message in all of these like pro civil warriors where it's like yeah i'm a total fucking fat idiot in this world, but in the Civil War world, I'll be like Negan. And it's like, no, you'll be feasted upon. You'll be feasted upon. Yeah. If you're excited about a civil war, you're just telling me that you don't have it together in the actual world. You'd be better off going to community college and learning a trade than you would be advocating for civil war. Go succeed in the actual world. It is unbelievably gay. Where are you going to get your diabetes medicine?

dude what are you thinking i'll see those like in my feed and i'll literally like see the beginning of some guy who's 150 pounds overweight wearing you know like plates and it's like i'll scroll past it quickly because i get that like that tooth feeling or it's like this is this is so embarrassing i can't i put myself immediately i imagine myself being like hey fellow warriors And it's like, this is, this is so embarrassing. Hello patriots. Fellow patriots. I don't understand.

And that tough guy act, like that, that, that, that, that, that, like, the sunglass thing and the mean mug in the camera and the flexing when you're 60 pounds overweight, it's just, it's so embarrassing. I, I, it's, it's, it's, it's either zero self-awareness or just a funny guy who knows how to tickle that bone. Like, I'm sure there's a few people like that. And, but, and the best part is you can't tell the difference. And they don't want you to tell the difference. Yeah. There's, there's definitely someone who are like, watch this. I'm going to make an absolute imbecile of myself. My new character, Gravy Seal, Kyle, Kyle, Rittenhouse, Trayvonan, 99. And, and, and I'm going to fucking stir

stir the libs up. I'm going to rustle some Jimmy. Kyle, are you sure it's not a little too heavy handed to wear the pregnancy practice belly underneath your armor? No, no, no, no. It's These people won't buy it. They'll believe this shit. I saw people preparing the Trayvon Martin thing to the Charlie Kirk thing today. Like, hey, they made fun of Trayvon. And it's like, you mean the criminal who was killed by a heroic neighborhood watchman? Or they had to let him off because he was like, yeah, I was following him because I thought he was going to commit crimes.

And then he attacked me and he started beating my head off the back of the pavement, as you can see. And then I shot him. and it was from point blank range from the angle of being on the bottom. The problem was that guy turned out to be an absolute scumbad. Like he got into more trouble and I think he beat his wife

and got into this weird, like crazy situation. He was also selling maybe artwork that he was painting of Trayvon dead. The crazy thing is I didn't know this guy personally but like a friend of a friend like immediately jumped on the bandwagon and printed out Trayvon Martin shooting targets for a dollar apiece online.

He made one million dollars. short order. I remember being like, the fuck, why did we think of that boys? Like, that's crazy. Well, that's, it's just all-profit. He's selling paper. We've got to step up our tastelessness for the money. Did he get canceled? No, there was no

canceling back then. And again, Mr. Trayvon Martin was a fucking, you know, criminal thug who was broken into a neighborhood. He jumped events, broke into a gated neighborhood on his way to go get drugs. And then when he was hassled about it, like, hey, you're not, you don't belong here. He attacked to the guy and

tried to kill him. Do I have the story wrong? I thought he was with his uncle or something. No, he was all alone. No, he was all alone on his way. I know he's walking alone, but I thought he was headed back to his family member's house in that neighborhood. No, not that neighborhood. No, he jumped, he climbed a fence into a neighborhood that was gated, that he didn't belong to, because it was a shortcut to go get his lean. Otherwise, he wouldn't have had to climb the, he was going to his uncle's house on the other side of the cul-de-sac. He was visiting his father's fiance. I was, I don't know, I didn't know about like the uncle not living in there.

His father's fiancee lived in the neighborhood. That's why he was going there. I just knew like the like forensic data they said was like, yeah, Zimmerman shot from his back at like point blank range and he had sustained wounds to the back of his head from being hit off pavement or something. His father's fiancee lived in that neighborhood and his father was there at the time. So he just went out from that house and he was headed back. home i think that part's right but what's definitely right is he wasn't just in some

neighborhood he didn't belong in he was visiting his dad's all new information to me i mean that part doesn't seem to matter as much as the attack trying to smack someone's head off the pavement and then yeah getting shot um i've seen a lot of things like a lifetime this week it's been a good it's been a good week for like justice porn i think because i saw there was some like Charlie Kirk Memorial at a college, maybe in Texas, or Oklahoma somewhere in that area. It's what it feels like. Broke it.

Well, no, well, I saw that one where the guy just stomps through the memorial. I'm sorry, I should have let you finish. But there was this big, fat black girl, and she was attacking this guy who was just holding like a remember Charlie Kirk type sign or something, and she slapped his hat, like slapped him in the head.

And then, like, it's not on camera. So I hate to even say it. But all the reports say that she also attacked two other people, but they arrested her and then they expelled her from the school. I don't like cancel culture. That's Supreme Court Justice, Kyle. He doesn't like that. But P.C.A. Kyle really enjoys the idea that that lady can't get her education now.

You just said she assaulted people. Yes, she did. Yeah. Well, that wouldn't be. What's on camera is she flipped his hat. Which is assault. it made it go up an inch it didn't knock the hat off or anything but it made the hat rise an inch yeah you're right i don't defend it as a matter if i saw someone with a pro charlie kirk billboard i would just keep walking do my own business let let that guy be himself and express

himself this guy's not doing anything wrong i don't agree with his politics probably but that is not a reason to walk up and hit somebody's hat he gets a sniff of your liberal aura that'll be hit No. Like blood and water to a conservative patriot like him. I'll just be wishing I didn't have such, didn't take offense to light cardio. All you'll have to do is just long walk away. It'll be fine. Did you see, Kyle, I think, did you mention this, the, that other vigil or like,

it was some pro Charlie Kirk's thing. I guess not a vigil. It was at a school. But the guy who was like hassling everyone, like pretending to die and like jumping up on the, statue and like doing like a faux death and like celebrating it while everyone's like RIP Charlie Kirk yeah yeah it was pretty tasteless oh so there was like some sort of memorial or vigil type event and he was mocking the yeah the video like I've seen a lot of videos in that it's like that's tasteless yeah tasteless for sure um and you know whatever

consequences come their way because that's pretty vile right I don't think the government should necessarily come down on that but if their employer or school or whatever says we don't want your you with us anymore that makes more sense i saw don lemon who formerly at cnn and now he does street interviews for like on his twitter or something like that i guess i just needed him dude he interviews he goes up he sees one of his people and he goes up to this large black lady and he's like hi uh what do you think about the charlie kirk assassination she's like oh that was awful that was a good man that was a good man that's terrible what they did to him you can't kill

people because you don't believe what they believe. That's evil. And he's like, really? You think he was a good man? Even though he had things to say about black people and women, I can't judge him. I don't know what was in his heart. Only the Lord can judge him. And Don Lemon's like, fuck, one of you. I thought you are one of the good ones. Salute. She is one of the good ones. I hope that's what I would say. If he's like, what do you think of the Charlie Kirk? I'd be like, well, I didn't really agree with his politics, but I don't agree with this assassination even stronger. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with Charlie Kirk on everything. I've heard Charlie Kirk's speech to speak a bunch of times. One of the things that's getting thrown like in their face, I suppose,

to some extent, is they asked Charlie on, it might have been a podcast or something, like one of those group, group of people sitting in sessions. And he, like, if he would allow his daughter to get an abortion, if she were raped and he said no. And they're, and they're, they're, And they're using that against him. And it's like, I mean, this is a hardcore Christian conservative. This man truly believes that that is murder. So you kind of had to know where he was going to come from on this. And like phrasing it that way is clearly trying to make some hyperbolic hypothetical.

I get the point. But still, like, you expect him to say, oh, well, I'm a hypocrite. So I would absolutely murder the baby. Yeah. Yeah, to me, like, it's not what I would do, but I can see how a good person would give that answer. I don't understand why that is ammo. The left is using against him. It doesn't make sense to me because like when you put yourself in like, or at least the best I can,

but I imagine his beliefs to be, that question to him is, so would you kill your grandchild? Right. Like that's how he hears that and he's like, no, no, I would not. Like it's just different ways of parsing that and seeing different priorities. Anyway, pretty gay. What's all going on? Yeah. Well, here's an awful story.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, yeah. This one's just really rough. If you go to the, right underneath my list of people that got canceled, it ends with the word Holocaust and spreading backs. There's a Twitter link. This guy got caught in the act. He's a PSP worker. I don't see.

I'll relink it. I see Discord app, Reddit, cringe TikToks. Yeah. CX. Oh, it was that one. Sorry. Yeah. Okay.

This old guy, this DSP worker, got caught taking advantage of a disabled woman in the back of a company van. I'm sorry to interrupt. I can't be the only one who doesn't know what a DSP worker is. Let's see. Oh, okay. I thought you knew. I'm sorry. I don't.

It is a caregiver who works directly with individuals with intellectual or developmental disabilities to help them gain independence, live in their communities, and improve their quality of life. Direct support professional. Okay. And he is... He's terrible at his job. He is raping this woman in the back of his van. Here's his mugshot after the fact.

Unfortunately, nobody beat the shit out of him. Anthony Alcorn, 69 of New Charley, was charged with two counts of kidnapping and one count of rape and gross sexual imposition. Oh, my gosh. I was hoping. he was changing a diaper so you guys can't see this video but there's a woman on the back of her van

and she's basically knees up missionary position and I know he's a DSP worker which I've just learned is someone who cares for I was like maybe he's changing her diaper because that's what kids look like when you do it they didn't charge him with rape for nothing

I'm concerned this is this is so terrible Kyle why don't you share this with me. I want to cheer everybody up. This all developmentally disabled lady got taken advantage of and now this is just so

upsetting. This is so upsetting. You see her like like she's so intellectually disabled that like she has no capacity to fight back or even seemingly recognize at all what is being done. And you know that this is she wearing. Like it's a joke. It's a joke. I'm saying like I'm trying to victim blame

Look at her and that Those pants and sweater Right That 70 year old In the Granimals is asking for it And that lounge wear This is TGA's Monster of the Week Yeah this is the bad guy

Can I tell you about my open support case? Yes So I'm addicted to this video game I think it's called Eldon Ring Night Rain is the full thing And I play it all the time Well they came out

maybe two weeks ago with this deep mode. And basically all the bad guys get way harder. A lot of the thing like used to be you pick up a weapon and they're like, hey, if you hold this weapon in your pocket, you hit 6% harder. And when you heal, you get like 10% more. And now there's

negatives. If your HP ever drops below 100%, you start to rot. It's like, it's so much harder. So anyway, as soon as the mode drop, me and my friends, who we play a lot. When on a 15 game winning streak, we're just like ripping through this thing. But once we get

into the deeper, higher difficulties, it's tough to keep ranking up. If you win a game, you get 200 depth points. And if you lose a game, you lose 400 or 600 sometimes if you lose early enough. So my friends and I are playing and we spawn in and my character like drops off the side of the map right out of the gate. And I'm like, it's weird. That's never happened that I press a button. I try to take accountability for it. It becomes clear there's a bug in the game. I spawn in again in this city. My two friends don't even have a city on their map. It's called an earth shifting event. It's rare. I have it and they don't. We're supposed to be playing together. We're supposed to drop in together as a team. And I'm like, I'm in Nacleto right now. They're like, we don't even have

Nacquiteo. When I open the map, I can see this little circle with a color that tells me where they would be. I'm standing next to them, but I can't see them. My map is different. My monsters are different. The field bosses are different. Everything's different for me than it is for them. And we can't play together. So anyway, we play together, like even though we can't see and we're doing different things,

I'm just playing solo for a minute or two. And they're like, Woody, would you drop out? Everything we're facing is scaled for three people and we're getting wrecked. So I drop out and I play a solo game. I win. And then we play together the next game and everything's fine. Except when we won, instead of getting 200 points, I lost 400 points. I've been robbed of 600 points that I'm entitled to. And it's so hard to get these points, to get these wins. And penalties are so harsh. Like, you win once and games are an hour long. Games take an hour. So you lose and your last three hours

of victories have been wiped out. And I'm like, I'm writing a Stern. worded letter to this company. So it takes me like 40 minutes to even find. I've never opened to support case with a gaming company before. But here I am. And I lay it out and they write back really professionally. Like, hey, I understand. And then they describe the problem like the way that I described it. They fully understand it. And they're like, you know, we wish we could help you, but we can't modify your depth points for you. We don't have the tools. And I was like, well, I think that if the death points were on my machine, then hackers would be telling people how to change them all the time. But that doesn't exist. So they must be on your servers. Please update it. And they write back

and they're like, yes, indeed. It's in our database on our side, but we don't have the tools to change it, which just isn't believable. And I was like, oh, I understand your frustration. Please escalate my case to the people that have the tools to restore my 600 death points. And like, it's just going back and forth and I'm not letting them drop it because I used to work. I started my career in customer support. And I know it is really hard to close a case on someone who's not acknowledging that the case is closed. Like you get wrecked in your customer surveys and that's like a big deal. So it's like, hey, this at first I was dealing with GM Thunder, the player experience representative. But now I've been escalated to GM ACE. And he's like, thank you for staying in

touch with us. He doesn't mean that. I completely understand how important rating points are to your progress. And I'm truly sorry you've experienced this situation. please be assured I'll take note of your concern and share it with the team for further review. While I'm unable to guarantee a specific outcome and provide a direct response from them, I can assure you the matter will be fixed or looked to do carefully. And if a fix becomes available, it'll be included in a future update of the game. And I said, thank you for the kind words. When should I expect my depth points to be returned?

And I'm just not dropping it. I keep responding to shit like that. Like, I appreciate how hard it is for you to fix this. How long will it take? Just like again and again. I will write, I am not giving up on my depth points. I will spend more hours on this case than I would have game. I'm already higher than I was when this happened, but I'm not happy.

I imagine the boost, 600 more points and you're going to come in and go, whoa, right. My friend is one win from the next level from depth four. I should be two. But no, no, I'm like five wins away from it. This is horseshit. I'm sorry, what? You're level three? Four?

I'm three, yeah, I'm three, and he's, it takes five thousand. How many levels are there? Five. Oh, I was going to think, like 10 or 20 or something. No, we're. Holy shit. Yeah, we're, we're doing pretty well. I, dude, I was him today.

So I have a, the two guys I play with one of them is amazingly good. And I don't shy away from the fact that he's the best guy on our team. He's really, really good. but we got like there's the bosses and then there's the ever dark version like the extra hard version of these dogs and the dogs kind of click with me like I'm good at that boss and uh to rush to the end of the story they're both down and the first time you go down it's easy to revive you the second time it's like maybe three times harder and the third time it's six times harder. They're both at like six times harder to revive. And if I tried to do it, they,

they would die. And I soloed the dogs and won the game for us. And I was like, I'm him, baby. I'm him. I'm still high from it. It was before the show. It was like, it was like six hours ago. You should send that video to the support and be like, as you can see, I easily achieved those 600 points. Some of my skill doesn't just miss out on. That would It should be funny, if you included a link to some of your gameplay. I summoned the super version of me, and I clutched it for my team. And I've been on the other side. I'm going to pretend that I'm like always that guy.

I've been on the ground getting, you know, while my friend's clutch. But this time it was me, and I was happy. How about we fabricate a horrible thing about Charlie Kirk said by the CEO? A Bandai nominee or whatever. whatever. He's like, I don't even speak English. Where is this quote coming? Oh, shit. Okay. Well, then something about Zhijun Ping. He's going to get him in trouble. Fuck, I don't know what gets them in trouble. I don't know either. But I'm kind of almost enjoying the support case at this point.

I know they're over there like, this dude won't drop it. It's four days older. So three or four days old now. And of course, they are just begging that you forget about it and just start enjoying the game again. and don't. One of those things is true. I have started enjoying the game again. You'll never forgive. Never forget. It's not hard.

I just like ask for ETAs and like I'm kind. I know like what did I say exactly? Thank you for the kind words. When should I expect my points to be returned? Yeah. It's be super agreeable. When you like start to like need to be a little intense, just say that anything that just use the word unacceptable.

because that seems that's how you have to go that way. This is like legit advice. And I think I heard it from Taylor first. Never use bad words. I swear the second you're like, this is bullshit. They're like, whoa, my virgin ears. We really need to pivot this conversation to be about your use of offensive language. And it just becomes really hard to get back to how you're the wronged party.

Now they're playing wrong party. I'm just like, hey, you guys are fantastic. about how long until this is fixed. Yeah, because it's a shitty engagement to get into, especially for like a video game or something, because it's like you have no position of power through which to negotiate. If they wanted to, they could be like,

oh, that's interesting. Then stop playing. Like, whatever, fuck you. You're not going to stop playing, are you? So you just have to be like so agreeable and so fucking irritating, but in like a sickly sweet way where they get like go back through the logs

and be like, damn it. there's nothing that we can terminate for cause here like he never said you fucking idiot or whatever oh no no i i hope they fix my points i i know that the right guy can do this in less than 15 seconds like i could write the query for him but they're i guess support people don't normally do that so escalate it fix it do you think it's happening to so many people i'm not the only one because i've there's a subreddit for this game and other people have mentioned that they got these penalties. Like, I've seen footage of, like, teammates talking on Discord,

and they have different final bosses. They're like, I'm fighting Libre. Like, wait, what? You don't have the dogs? I have Yelster. So it happens sometimes, and it happened to me in a match where, like, the records count. I want to talk a little football because last week was amazing. I saw, like, last week's UGA game.

Last week's UGA game was. maybe one of the best football games i've ever seen in my life it was definitely one of the ones i was most invested and most like it was this roller coaster of emotion so i think tennessee was ranked 16th and the bulldogs were ranked sixth something like that and they play in tennessee in the first quarter tennessee scores 21 points rough it was suicide mode it was rough stuff by the way That stadium, 100,000 person stadium. It is rocking and bowling with orange.

All right? They are loving it. They are shitting on our dreams. All right? They are screaming for blood. Bulldog blood. Uga, having conemption fits. Won't even come out of his refrigerated little house. It was sad times. I was about to turn the fucking game off. I was so upset.

Comes down to the end, and it's like, oh my God. We almost came back, but we're going to lose here. We're going to lose. all I got to do is kick this field goal and that's it and they keep icing the kicker and the kicker they put the camera on the kicker and he is scared he is shaking

he is clearly not going to be able to make this thing and I'm just like oh my god if I sports gambled I would start betting on a miss here sure enough he fucking misses the field goal to win the game goes to overtime they get a field goal we immediately score game over bulldogs win we moved to fifth place in the country they drop i think they stayed at like 15 or 16 wherever they were because they put up such a fight against a supposedly better team i was so happy like like it's made my

week like all week i'm walking on sunshine like like that stupid corn came back in my big toe and I'm like, Bulldogs won, though. Who cares? Who cares? If they can get through that adversity, I can get through this. No big deal.

Who cares? If those boys can get through what they're going out on that gridiron. Those young men can stay focused being 21 points down in the first quarter and come back and win that fucking football game against an arch rival that plays, you know, a bordering state. Like, you don't want to lose to an SEC

rival it's it's it's rough they're mean about it it's worse than politics they are they're nasty you just have to avoid uh any forums or or discussion boards you can't it it like it's it's it's everywhere like my neighbors would have been yelling yeah like it's it's i was so i was so happy i hadn't been that happy in a minute i was i was so just so are we back on the train i thought we kind of like forgot about those losers who failed to win a national championship. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's the Braves and the Falcons. They are excommunicated.

We're still UGA. Okay. UGA went to the playoffs. Like, they went two in a row, and then the third year they go to the playoffs and lost. No big deal. That's going to happen. They still won the SEC championship. I think they have gone to or won the SEC championship in seven of the last eight years.

We're good. Okay. A new Bama. Like, how far next do we need to roll the clock? for UGA to be better than Alabama. Like this year, we're going to need another win. We're going to need another title. Well, no, because you've won more recently than them, right?

Sure, but to establish a dynasty that equals their prior dynasty lately. And look, Bama's not looking great this year, but we play them, we bet we're off this was Saturday, but we play them next Saturday. I hear you. I guess what I'm saying is, how far back can you push the starting

point where UGA is the more successful team, right? Like, I think it's at least three years. You've been more successful over the last five years. I don't know how far you can go back. I don't either. It all fades together. But they had quite the dynasty they put together.

Yeah, if you do 20 years, it's all Bama, right? Like, that's clear. Yeah, definitely 10 or 15 or something like that. They just won and won. When they didn't win the title, they were just right there in contention. And even if they didn't win the title, they beat us. Like, they were just hoping us every fucking year. it was it was it was hard to deal with we don't have much

picking a totally neutral starting point like 2023 and we're dynasty established dynasty established yeah we our defense is pretty shit this year and our quarterback isn't like like a goat or anything so I don't think we're I think once again is he not like

28 he actually is he's at least 24 he might be 25 he has what is happening here well he played he played for the Saints for three years, but he's Billy Madisoning back into the Yeah, Zach, show a picture

of UGA's current quarterback and look at this guy's hair. Like, I hate to throw stones, you know, whatever, but, but my goodness, my man, aren't you, aren't you a quarterback in college? You look like a dad. Like, you look like, you can't wait to see. It's going to be Stephen

Miller looking. Let's see what the he looks like an older gent. Come on, man. College kid. Come on, man, I thought you guys were like 19, 20 and shit. He looks like one of those lesser known, like the secretary

of housing and urban development, like the guy he got you to hear from, but he just kind of sits there silently. Yeah, that guy's, like, how old is he? Meanwhile, Tennessee has a fucking hot rod quarterback that they got in some their quarterback left for UCLA and is now 0 and 3

or something like that. He wanted maybe more NIL money. I don't remember the specifics, but their new QB is great. this guy isn't so hot he's he's fine i mean clearly does that thing where he combs his hair forward on the corners there come out he boot judges that too you're not fooling anybody there that buddy you know just shave that off you can really you can that pink skin our defense sucks though we're not going to win a title this year we're going to run into i don't know ohio state or whoever and they're going to whip us somebody's going to drop fucking 50

points on on uGA that's what's going to happen like i i I could totally see that happening. UGA isn't the only relevant football team this year. Mizzou is solidly at 23. Yeah, you end up, yeah. And NC State is solidly in receiving votes. They got multiple votes. We went from one to 13.

In that other teams receiving votes, we are working our way up the same things. Baylor only got eight in the coaches poll. They're dreaming about B. They're yearning for it. There are five teams who refuse, I'm sorry, who receive fewer boats. Oh, yeah. On the one that makes me look better. Yeah, actually, that's the one I'm going to choose, too, because we're 22 on that.

Sick. Mizzou, 22. Nice. We're in the mix. Somehow, we're, how is Notre Dame ranked at O and 2? I guess they lost a good team? That always throws me for a loop rankings in college when apparently it can just be like oh yeah they lost badly

they're underperforming but I believe so I cast my vote it's like okay I kind of see it they lost to the 16th ranked team 4140 they lost the 10th ranked team 2724 I get that they can't buy a win but you know if they started ranked really high it still seems a little favorable I love to play the games though there's been a lot of upsets this year there's been a lot of big big programs that lost the lesser programs i think ucla lost last week to a team they paid $1.4 million for the privilege to beat up on and they lost love when that happens love seeing those upsets and you know college i like to go to the

CFB subreddit college football subreddit and just beast on the tears i guess like even if it's not my team like if if a team i just don't like lost i go and see what their fans are up to and they're just in depression mode everybody's sad they're shitting on the whole program I want to tease you about that but I'm doing the same thing NFC anymore

is fantastic it's just a bunch of like always sunny in Philadelphia you know it smells like bitch in here like two kind of memes and like everyone it's laughing at the giants and how terrible they were and they almost

beat the cowboys who are they're one in one but it's a it's not a great one and one and uh it's look we're undefeated and it's fun to look at the memes yeah i i i like it the fandom makes the sports more um high stakes than they would be normally it just the shame of losing uh because you know that those evil people they're going to spit in your face about it um versus the alternative which is you'd get to see them literally cry like they get so upset um one of my favorite things in recent memory has been uh when uj's beating somebody and they find one of their their fans in the in the in the crowd and like making a sad face it's great there was a i think

there was a texas fan with the big fuzzy hair um who who was who was crying or looking real sad when last time we beat them uh love that i love it i love the rivalries um falcons beat the uh the the Vikings, which is Midi's team. So I got to rub that in a little bit. Like I don't give a shit and I despise the Falcons. I always say I can't say that on public. If something bad

happened to them stubbed toes. Stubbed toes. If they if the stadium stubbed its toe and collapsed into a black hole that would be a good day for me. Like all if Mercedes-Benz Stadium

like went to a Star Trek universe and then fell into a black hole or something like that. I would be all good with that. I feel like that organization. I wish that it would get sold. I wish that we weren't the Atlanta Falcons anymore. I wish the Falcons would go to Detroit, be the Detroit Falcons, and then we could get a new team down here and start fresh, start fresh with O&O, a team who is never, a team that has never lost after being up 28 to 3 in the Super Bowl. I want that team. Because I can't be a fan of a team that did. And I've talked about this before, but I watch a lot of those top 10

lists, and YouTube feeds me these algorithms of like, you know, all of the greatest comebacks in NFL history. All of the band moves, tactics, and equipment in NFL history, like the timeline. They go back to the leather helmet days, and

they go back to the 70s when linemen would smack each other in the ear and stuff like that. And then inevitably, the Falcon's loss comes up. It's like most heartbreaking moment. NFL history. I think you're getting a call. So the Washington

commanders last year did pretty well, but it turns out they had the weakest schedule that any team has had in like 20 years or something. I'm not sure that's exactly, but it was on Reddit, so it's true. And this year, they started off with a win,

and then they faced an actual, like, good team, goodish team, and lost immediately. So this is the kind of stuff that NFC East meme wars is filled with. in coming call from a potential fraud. I just scanned it. There was something in bad taste,

maybe Charlie Kirk related. It wasn't really negative. It was like, hey, here's a picture of any quarterback behind the Giants offensive line. And it's just Charlie Kirk in the chair,

like still healthy. And it's like, yeah, that one's a little on the nose. Okay. They can't help themselves over there. Yeah, right? anything for engagement

anything I need more karma but yeah they're having a good time with with the games over there yeah I I will stick by my chiefs I've said it for years I know it seems like a bandwagon move

but I do genuinely like the chiefs I like that they're there in Missouri and I like that they I like Patrick Mahomes I genuinely do I like Kelsey I genuinely enjoy like watching him speak. I've seen him act in two or three movies now

and like they don't give him a big role or anything but he doesn't stand out as some person who shouldn't be there. You know, I like him. I like those guys and I want them to win. But they've started out rough. Are they O and two? I think so. The Chiefs.

Oh, they are O in too. I don't follow them as much as I keep track of them. First time they started O and two in a long time. And then somebody else. Yeah, it's, it is rare. It seems like they've been so good for so long. Do they play the Cowboys next? I'm going to go look.

That would be great if the other first win against Scum's team. He'd be very upset. It's possible. They're not a trash team, I think. I'm not really a football expert. They play the Giants next. They'll probably beat them. Oh, yeah, Giants are one too.

Yeah. Someone's got to lose their O in the other direction. Oh, and look, I got to feed into it. I love to hate on organizations. that play against UGA. Notre Dame, O and 2. Oh, and 2, baby.

And still ranked, still ranked at 0 and 2. It's such a, everybody's like, what, wait, what? Yeah, their quality losses. Fuck you quality losses. They're 0 and 2. They haven't won a game yet.

They've already, the over, under on their total season wins has already paid off because they can't win. Like, like, like, I think it was 13.5, was the over and under maybe? Yeah. They can't win more than 30.

than 13 games now. Oh, man, poor Shane Gillis. Is he a Notre Dame fan? Yeah, I've seen like Notre Dame commercials with him in it, which is, would be pretty sick to be famous and be like a hardcore fan and then like kind of knows your way in and be like, hey, I'm the level of famous now that I could maybe help you guys out. And you don't even have to pull all much.

I, you know, I can just kind of mill around. Is he right about his Bud Light commercial? I saw it. Yeah, Gillis did a Bud Light commercial, but he's a Texas fan in the commercial. He's wearing Texas gear in a Texas stadium surrounded by Texas fans.

And it's a funny commercial, but they were like, bro, what you ref at Texas for? And he's on his podcast, like, you know, I'm acting,

right? Like, I'm not a Texas fan for realsies. Bud, like, paid me to make a commercial for them. Like, get that, right? Everyone understands that I'm,

what are you talking about? And I'm like, I still don't like it. I still don't like it. I still don't like it. I still don't like. I'm a little with the fans on this one. I like the ride or die.

Jason Kelsey, Travis Kelsey's his brother and he's married to this really nice woman who has a podcast. Anyway, she's an Eagles fan. And when Travis Kelsey is in the Super Bowl and she goes to like support her brother-in-law and stuff, she wears like Cincinnati Bearcats stuff where they both went to college because I think that's the right team name. Because it's the right color, but she won't wear a non-Eagles team. She's right or die Eagles.

That's what she's all about. She's not going to even support a Kansas City team at the Kansas City game. Then boo on her for not wearing a nice Mahal and I like the loyalty. She's there. And her husband is gone girl. It's the one where Ben Affleck's wife is pulling that whole crazy thing and she's like a psychopath. I think for that movie, the female actress had to gain and lose like 15. or 20 pounds over and over

like maybe three times like she had the it was crazy meanwhile ben Affleck was required to wear a Yankee cap he shut down production his refusal with his reason absolutely not no I think they may be like

they compromised and put him in like a giant's hat or maybe a Mets hat something like that like he would he was like no you want your movie done or not I mean we can find maybe find the crew Christian Bale come Right.

I can talk about payment if you need him. Yeah. I feel like if Ben Affleck is in a movie and a director's like, you know what? Maybe we can get, anybody know Christian Bail's number? Ben Affleck has to immediately be like, no,

I'll wear the hat. I'll wear the hat. I'll wear the hat. Like, oh, they're going to pick a way better actor to do this. That's going to kill it instead of me sucking. I heard a thing about Christian Bail that he was really bummed out

when he heard that Affleck was getting the Batman part. Like it really upset him because he had put so much into that role. Really? I feel like bail. finished his time. He did a trio, right? He did three. I agree.

It seemed like his thing was done. At the end of the last movie, you know, he's like in Paris or something at a cafe, sort of giving Alfred that wink like, yeah, I'm alive, but don't tell anybody. It's like,

Mr. Bruce, he's been suffering for months now. Why would you, or wouldn't you just tell me? Like, poor Alfred, he's been crying his eyes out. His adopted son was dead for months, and he finds out at a cafe.

That was a weird scene. Yeah, it's like, this is on you for not bringing it up. How was I supposed to know? He'd fake his death and that bad explosion. I don't know. I could see Christian, well, Christian Bailey just like a lot more than Ben Affleck as an actor and everything.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's had some good roles, I think. He said, I don't think he's a good actor. He's a guy who hits above his weight. I don't think he's as talented as his performances show. And there's, and there's some people that are the opposite maybe, but he's had some really good. I liked him in the town a lot.

that armor car robbing movie with Jeremy Renner. I really like that movie. Goodwill hunting. He was exactly who he was supposed to be. I think he just played himself. I don't know. He's not that guy in every other movie. Maybe, but...

Fair. But, like, that's the guy he knows. Like, if you cast me as a chicken farmer, I'm like, oh, yeah, I know those guys. I got you. I got you. But they cast him as like blue-collar Bostonian man. And it's like, oh, yeah, I might know if you guys like that.

Right. I don't know him, but nine times out of ten, whenever you learn who they really are, they're theater kids, they're drama nerds. They sing and dance far better than you expected them to. That's like a letdown. It'll be like a behind the scenes thing you see where it's like, oh, the cast of Spartacus, that show where everyone's jacked. And it's like, watch is like in between scenes, they break out into a spontaneous rendition of Mary Poppins. and it's like oh right it's a bunch of fruits dancing the brown like just did you know that those actors were balleritas i wish i did it some are the ones that aren't are often some of my

john berenthal i think he was a baseball or a football player see the predator guy or punisher thank you yeah and uh i think he wanted an easy credit and he was trying to take intro to theater or intro to drama or something like that, but he accidentally took intro to acting. And so now he's on a stage having to perform.

And I think that they wanted them to bring an item in that had emotional ties to them and then tell a story about it. That was their assignment. But he's totally spaced on the assignment and he brought his baseball glove in and he told this

entire lie about how his mother on her deathbed gave him this baseball glove and he's crying and the class is crying and at the end he's like well yeah no know that was true though and then the professor

whatever was like oh well first of all you're you fail that was not the assignment and second of all let's cast you in the next performance you're good at this and like that started his acting career and he got walking but he failed him I think he got in trouble

for like making up his story because that was not the assignment. The assignment was to bring in a thing that had emotional ties to you and tell a story about it. And he just took his baseball glove and told a lie. I mean, that's just the last second. You know, he forgot about the assignment.

Did his best. Sounds like that guy could fill in at NASA. Sounds like that guy could fill in. He could really look at screws for four weeks. They're all flatheads. I hate flatheads. Outdated What's your favorite

Pro type, Woody? I like those star bits They have the security pin in the middle I mean, I have the bits for that obviously But I know they're not my favorite And I have to find them The squarehead are they called Robinson Drive? Yeah, good old Robinson Drive

Don't have to tell me twice Yeah I mean Phillip's head is okay Because only Robertson invented though But you have to press really hard The squareheads don't naturally pull out I can left-handed on a ladder drive a squarehead. That's where it's at.

Have you ever tried to screw the screws in on a piece of IKEA furniture with that so thin it's sharp wrench that they give you? You're trying to crank it. You're like, ah, cut myself. Stamped wrenches. That sucks. That was horrible. In my apartment, I ordered an IKEA end table.

And I was like, I'm definitely going to put this together. And I just used the box for a while as the end table. I'm like, well, functionally, this is very different. Sometimes I get like, it was pretty trashy. Girls love that. Girls love coming back to your house and seeing, you are still using the box of an end table next to your dead. You hide your shame items when there's like real people coming over.

Like you push all that into the jump room. I just had to make sure I slept, I had to sleep on the far side of the bed. Otherwise, they would see the condom cavern. you don't have a condom cavern did you well sometimes you just you know if you throw them over to the side and then it becomes a habit and then when you move out it's like uh it's like the kind of life i would expect to find about the used condom or the wrapper

both oh you didn't answer fast enough that means their shame you mean both it was so you just throw condoms and wrappers on the side of the bed you tie it in a knot or you're just a Mongolian to no i tied it in a knot I'm not an animal. Does it blow up and get all inflated after after a while? Yeah, like a little science experiment. I think it was the cum rocks. I don't know how I knew that.

I know. I know how you do that instantly. Not all of them do, but some did. The bed was so close to the wall. You'll fill a condom up till bursting. This was pre-lock and low. That would have been a, you know, that would have been a hazard to, you know, the people below me. To the Asians, the Asian salon right below me.

When that condom eventually. bursts the apartment building goes down demolition yeah man that was gross yeah I bet if I dig under my bed there's a rapper you know like like I bet if I look under the bed especially there's not in the floor where you could see them but there's probably a wrapper that's been kicked under there accidentally there's definitely been times where that was the case when I used to keep a bunch of stuff under my bed like just just I don't know shoeboxes and junk that fits under there well, my back roller and such, but not the used ruppers. I usually go to the

bathroom. I usually leave it on and go to the bathroom and roll it off into the toilet and piss. Yeah, but you're laying there afterward for a while. You just take it off. Breathing really heavily. Really heavy. You're sweaty. Hyperventilating to the point where she's concerned. I'm asking if she wants to eat again. I know we just had dinner, but, you know, this is really going well. You don't mind if I finish off this Chipotle burrito.

You reach in the drawer. Yeah. Those are just classless days. I had the pastrami on rye and with the pickles and mustard. He was like ducking out from under the covers to. The stinkiest sandwich you could do that too. Like, you got mustard on there as if the girl's not going to know. If someone had a pastrami anywhere in my house right now, I'd be able to...

I'd be like one of those Uriqai. tracking one of those trackers what does it matter what do you smell then run over I got Lord of the Rings on the brain I just keep watching those Nerd of the Rings videos they're really good they do a lot of hypotheticals I like the hypotheticals

they'll be like what if Frodo had kept the ring what if Galadriel had taken the ring what if they just go down this rabbit hole and they've got Lorda back it up with I suppose and it's fun I watch an enormous amount of that 40K stuff

I watch so much of it That story is so much bigger than Lord of the Rings It's almost hard to like put into words How much content there is There's definitely more than 250 books of that And they're like full on books There's a ton of contributors right It's like lots of people add to the universe

Well that that's not exactly You might be thinking of something that's like Fan done like the SCP stuff with, you know, that secure, contain, protect organization that's like a secret earth organization that deals with monsters and ghouls, secure, contain, protect. The same clown posse. Much lamer rock group.

They hate Fago. But they, but with Warhammer, they have something called the Black Library, and there's only a handful of authors who are, like, allowed to add to it, and they can't just write anything. they're checked on by the powers it be to make sure that the narrative is going the way it's supposed to

and they have stayed true to the lore and they haven't like broken canon in instances not that they don't frequently part of the narrative of 40K is that you have an unreliable narrator often and because the idea is that the Imperium of man the empire of man is so full of propaganda and lies

and not just from the group that's alive right now but it's 40,000 or 10,000 years of lies and so like what's in the record books might be a lie and we might find that out later so that that's part of the ongoing narrative but there's just an enormous amount of content for that game slash universe I mean it's cool it's just

I'll get through all the Lord of the Rings stuff first I haven't watched any of the theory stuff I've just been going to like the lore as Tolkien said it. Oh, I like the theory stuff. Yeah, I'll check that out too. Some of it's interesting. I was listening to like the whole story of Gimley and the whole story of Legalus and like the whole story of more God.

And it's like fascinating watching it because it's like Tolkien devoted so much of his life to that that like every single minor character has like backstory and origin and friends and family and their own plot devices and their own like historical battles that aren't even closely related whatsoever. to the main storyline, but it's still like thoroughly fleshed out. What would you think of like a TV show that sort of took a line, The Witch and the Wardrobe entry into the Tolkien universe where essentially someone discovered that Tolkien didn't write those books, he experienced them, that he went into a magical doorway into Middle Earth and he saw those things. and he came back and made it into a fictional universe but it exists

and if you go through the wardrobe you too can go to Middle Earth and it's real if once they got into the world it was lore appropriate it would at least be interesting like I wouldn't want to see that version if they're going into like the Rings of Power version

of Lord of the Rings but if like they're sticking to it and the characters are similar and also I wouldn't want to see some character like showing up in Moria when they were being like when the Balrog shows up when they delved too greedily and too deep and being like I've got this guys and they're like

what is that devilry? And it's like an AR like I wouldn't want any of that they would have to use Lord of the Rings stop maybe Tolkien was Gandalf essentially and maybe he was the Gandalf character and he's written it from that POV

I'm going to give it a go it depends how likable the characters I'd like it better than what I'm Amazon did. Well, yeah, what Amazon did is like, you know what? People love Lord of the Rings. You know what they would love more is all of us gals sitting around and changing it. And it's, I know you don't like superhero shit, but Peacemaker is good. Peacemaker is funny. Season two is coming out now. And so Peacemaker is like an anti-hero and a low-tier one at that. He was essentially like a bad guy who thought he was a good guy. He has that line where he's like,

I want peace. And I don't care how many men, women, and children I have to. kill to get it. And so he's really despised and looked down upon in his universe. But in this season, he's found a doorway to an alternate universe where they love it. He's like riding his motorcycle down the street. It's called the peace cycle, I think. It's like an American flag like Harley with rockets on the front. And he's just sitting in traffic like in a small town. And this little kid is like Peacemaker and like crying

like like like with love and and he's John Tina's like that's a little much he's wearing his fuck and then he looks over in the other car and this lady's like

peacemaker like pulls her titties out and he's like fuck yeah you see the boobs oh yeah oh yeah I got the titty

are they back are they back to tits over dicks um Peacemaker has tits and dicks it's one of the few shows that does both for real like there's most shows like the boys

and Gen V, it's all cock. It's all cock. They'll never show you a titty. You don't even get to see any girl ass. Like nothing like that. It's nothing, but it's gay propaganda, dude. They're trying to sissy hypnosis or something. It's going to change. They took a journey inside of a pee hole

in the last, a season or two ago. They're in the cock. They're in it. All fleshy and stuff. We had a good system. This is what the FCC should crack down on. Is they, like, is too many dicks to too few titties. There was a time when it felt like,

hey, look, I don't want to see the dicks, but let me put it this way. I don't like it when there's a sex scene and the lady has her brawn, because I've never had sex with a woman and kept her brawn in my life. Okay? Like, that's never once happened where we didn't need to get them

titties out, ever. So when I see a sex scene and the lady's got her brawn, or she got the covers pulled up to her chin after she just got pounded out by this dude, he was just staring at your asshole for half an hour and now you're hiding your cleavish like what is this I'm totally out of it

yeah and for a long time it was like that with dicks it was like homie put his underwear on under the cover like we're just not gonna we're gonna change the shot composition like for him it's it's like chest up and for her it's full body it's like that doesn't seem fair like I don't want to see his dick but I know there's a dick there and it's kind of taken me out of it that we never ever even see a little side dick like show me a little dick

now it's just it it's a cock extravaganza on all these edgy shows it's way too many dicks I don't like it I think we need more tits more tits honestly

I thought cacophony I'm with Kyle because like look oh a cacophony I'm sorry I can accept some dicks on my television but we need full frontal on the girls too I want to see lips get that murkine off I'm a feminist.

A woman wears a Merkin. You might as well be wearing like an ugly bikini. Get the fuck out of here. That either show some slit or find a new profession. You know, wiser words have never been spoken. They hardly ever show pussy. The dicks are all over the place.

And now they're taking tits from us. That's fascism. They're showing they're making. Look at 11 dicks per pair of tits. Actually, apparently even worse race. shit than that if they're not showing any tits. Yeah, there's no tits in the boys. There's no tits in Gen V, which is like the spin-off.

It's, but there's so many dicks. It's way too many fucking dicks. Yeah, that's retarded. Like, the people who want to see nudity in a show are usually men anyway. Like, let's see some tits. Let's see some ass. I hear Gen Z is, like, cringe about sex

scenes anyway, that they just don't want to see it. Which is weird to me, because when I was growing up, it was like, what I was there for most of the time. Like, I'm on HBO Skinimax late at night when my parents are asleep, just looking for a movie with some titties.

I'm, oh, it's a sex scene coming up? Fuck, yeah. Like, I'm waiting for those girl gone wild commercials to come on, trying to time my jism. You know what I mean? You ever do that? You're like, there's another one coming up in a 15, 20 minutes. I know it. Hold on. I need to go run and grab a soda. Then you hear those steel drums.

Oh, who! Run back to the TV. No more porn hub at my house. I don't live in the right state. There's a free speech issue. There's a free, well, you know. Is it, though? Like, I get the idea of trying to keep kids away from porn, but I just...

Supreme Court ruled. Sure. Pornography is free speech. And so they're getting around it by being like, okay, well, we're still going to have it, but you have to sign up. Right, just your federal ID before you look at that incest form. Yeah. I want to know what you're in.

It's not even real inset porn. That's what's so late. This guy watches a lot of women stuck in the dryer. Really a one-note guy. Geez. Is that supposed to be rape porn? Is that what we're supposed to take from that? That's like cutesy CNC, consensual non-consent.

Is that what's going on here? I honestly don't get it. It's right adjacent defeat for me. Like, if it's your thing, I guess. But like, I... It is not adjacent. I don't even, I didn't mean to say your, though. Like, if it's, you know, the listeners thing, knock yourself out, I suppose.

It's just actors. But for me, it's more of a turn off. And it's also, it takes you out of it. It's like, that woman's not stuck. That's a huge dryer opening. This lady could pull out at any time. I'm with you. I don't even think that guy was a real pizza delivery boy.

No. No, he didn't even bring pizza. And if being a porn writer would be the funniest job of all time, where they're like, hey, we need 10 movies by this afternoon. He's like, I guess I'm going to do a lot of ripping off Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm just going to steal line straight up. I'd go all puns. It's always Robin Hood. Oh, Jack Swallow, you're here.

I'm drunk in my... I think I know where the black pearls are. I had too much grog. This is going to have to wait till tomorrow. Yeah, I... I'm not looking for a storyline with porn. I only watch amateur porn. If I see pro porn, I'm just disguised as amateur porn.

I'm like, get out of here. I found a new, like... What's the word? Young, like... on Reddit. Let me, let me, yeah, her name's Sweetie Fox. Oh, my God. So I discovered her because I was just scrolling through Reddit,

and there was this picture of a guy and a girl standing together, like giving a thumbs up, and the title was, I ran into a celebrity. And I didn't know which one of them was the celebrity. I didn't know if the Asian guy was like some gamer kid or maybe a martial artist even. And I didn't know if the girl was. Could have been a basketball player, too.

He was a little Asian guy. Sweetie Fox. Sweetie Fox. Yes, sweetie fox She's got a couple of Reddits if you just want to search your name on Reddit And she's like a 10 out of 10 And so I went down that rabbit hole I was like which one of these people is the celebrity

And I found Sweetie Fox and like she might be my new goat of like Reddit chicks It's insanity mode She is the hottest girl on Reddit I think It's crazy Oh does she have X videos? I'm stuck it looks like all different people Is this this? No, this might be the same person. I'm so fucking retarded. My goodness, my friend.

So here's some of her content on X videos. There's just like a big panel of like images of her. Some of them might, some of them are safe for work, Zach. Maybe you could pick out one that's like safe for work. There's like actual pornography here mixed with cosplay, uh, mixed with like solo stuff. She's just crazy hot. She's got to stop changing her hair color. I'm at a loss here. It's cosplay. It's all the same person. She does lots of characters, like here she is as Scarlet Witch, and I think she's done some X-Men stuff. Yeah, just like a perfect-looking woman.

These are not the same person. One's clearly that gray chick from X-Men and the other is a Viking. Oh, I love her. I love her as rogue. Yeah, her is Roque. That's the one we should show, Zach. Hang on. This exact, oh, I can't direct link the images unless I do something else.

This is the lowest effort, Valma, I've ever seen. the socks oh you show this one also i want to say i'm a big if the vagina and butthole aren't aesthetically pleasing that throws me out like i was dating how should they be apart stop me like i was dating a girl who had like a balloon knot butthole going on and and i was just like so grossed out by it every time I'd see it. I was like, that's just you know, I didn't say anything but I'm thinking like that's gross.

It wasn't a clean balloon night. It was like a hastily tied. You had like a bump on it or something? No, there's like extra skin like sticking out of her butt hole. Like her butt hole isn't a cute little perfect cartoon anime hole. It's got like a balloon. I'm going to have to. You know what? Don't, don't even.

I believe you. I bet there's a subreddit called balloon. knots. There's skin hanging out of it? Yeah. Yeah. Like it doesn't work. It doesn't close exactly right.

There's, I can't believe you guys have never seen a bubble. She's got to be a good wiper. I guess I'm not like. Oh, you'd have to bidet that thing. Yeah. Anyway, it's, oh, here's, there is.

There's a subredic called balloon knots. Hang on. I got you. Oh, wait. They seem to be using that as just code for buttholes. And not the specific kinds of buttholes that I'm looking for. No, these are nice buttholes. Anyway, this chick had an ugly butthole and I wasn't into it.

And she wanted to be the fucker in the ass. And I was just like, ah, you know, someday, you know, but in reality, I'm like, I don't, I don't even want to touch that thing. That thing's gross. I don't like that at all. Ew, Grody. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, this chick, like 10 out of 10, like vagina and butthole. Like, this is a high class butthole.

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Is it C-U? It changed. Is it S-U? It used to be S-U? I don't know what it is. I'll get it for you. Just dot C-U. It's S-U, Coomber.S.U. Although, like, she's got so much free lewd content, on like x videos and reddit that you really don't need to pay or or steal so is that site like

like the pirate bay they're constantly fleeing to new nations to host i've done any research in it but since they got an s u domain i don't even know where that is do you rudy i thought it was russia soviet union but i thought they were r u doesn't exist anymore oh but the uh you i'm right url might hmm it stands for soby union oh yeah here's a well they're probably You're going to be canceled there. Yeah, right? Who's policing the Soviet Union? It doesn't exist anymore.

Like, I don't know how it can have a domain. There's her full only fans content for free to. This is Coomer.st. I thought it said S.U. It does say ST. Yeah, no, I know all my letters. That's a T. Oh.

Go ahead. Hit me with another one, I'll tell you. Any letter off. Flash card me. I'm like, I'm like, rain man. Where's the letter? That's an F. my god

you can't fuck with you that's a lowercase g i still know but what is this oh it's an umlaut i wonder what's the st one i don't know dot com the the USA we got all the good ones i guess dot com could be anywhere right yeah oh my god i can't even pronounce this place Taylor What is

ST? Oh Sautome and Principi It's like an island Isn't it Isn't it like some remote island?

Oh it's adorable That you're asking me As if I might know It looks like it Maybe has some French in there I don't know Oh no It is a country

In In Africa officially the Democratic Republic of Sautom and Principi and oh no I was right it's just so small I can't even see the island it's an island country in the Gulf of the Gulf of Guinea what is their

what's their population where are we looking at here 220 K okay I mean it's not as big as Raleigh it's not as big as like a moderate size city in the U.S. but it hosts more they host more pornographic images than people

which is pretty cool I bet that's true are you reading that or it's assuming no I made that up but like I sure that would make sense although I've got a lot of like that when I think about it more country like infinity because any porn side in any country is going to have

all the porn from everywhere probably so it's like I mean I don't know though actually because they probably got like weird laws and stuff in some countries where they don't know like the Muslim countries I was thinking that too

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day, a couple hours or something like that. Yeah. Are you progressing towards something or do you just play in the spot? So there is a lot to unlock in that game. Every player has their own like starship they're in.

And you unlock these modules within it with samples that you acquire within the game and it's a bit of a grind to get that to happen. It makes your airstrikes like happen faster or your equipment fall more quickly to It's just ways to improve the things you call in and make your character better.

And then there's lots of weapon unlocks now. You can unlock camos and attachments for the weapons that you like. So that's a thing. But I've mostly got all that done. Like I've done all that. I've got about 250 hours or something in total time. And I think it's like 160 end game. It keeps track of that.

So like I've got everything that I want unlocked. So I'm just kind of playing for the challenge of it. I play a lot solo. um on the hardest difficulty and and and try to you know just have fun with that it i can i can beat the hardest difficulty solo with a metal load out but then it becomes like how fun can we make our load out and still you know beat the hardest difficulty like can i go in with without a shield and when can i go in with a shitty gun when can i leave my grenade launcher at home and when can i win with all this or all that or the other so i do a lot of that i don't really play there's three enemy types but

I almost exclusively play against the bugs. The automaton's are like, it's like playing against the Terminators from the future. They're like walking Terminators with guns and rockets. They're way harder. They're way harder. You're not digging that though. It's too great.

It's frustratingly hard. It's frustratingly hard sometimes. And I just don't like the way the gameplay goes. And I don't like sort of the mindset. Like I'm pretending like I'm a Starship trooper to some extent when I play the bugs because they look so much like the, the arachnids or whatever from starship troopers but when i play against the automaton's i'm just this is just oppressive this is hard how many hours do you have a couple hundred okay yeah

my game i left a scathing review on how awful it is and just it's how it hates its players at like 90 hours in and then i updated i'm like okay now 500 hours and maybe it's good you know maybe i like this, it's, uh, it's addictive for me. Yeah, it's, it's good and I like, I really like how they do their monetization in hell divers. Um, you can earn everything in game or you can spend money and the grind to earn in game. A real life buddy. Mm-hmm. So they have this concept of war bonds, which is like a weapon pack and the weapon pack will have armors and helmets and capes and cosmetics and it'll also have two or three weapons and maybe an airstrike and maybe an attachment

or something, it'll have a lot of gear in it. And there's like eight or nine, maybe ten war bonds because the game's been out for two years. They cost ten bucks a piece. They just released the Halo ODST one and it's full of Halo gear. They mix in stuff from other universes. There's a kill zone.

I don't know if you're familiar with that game universe, but they mix in kills on stuff. And they've done it with some other stuff too. I can't really think of. They're often themed. it'll be all like futuristic electrical weapons or all explosive weapons but each one of those packs is $10

or you can just play the game a lot and you find super credits in the game at a pretty fast rate like if you grind like if you play like the game like I do you don't you don't I think I've put $20 into the game

on top of the $40 at cost to buy war bonds but the rest of them I've grinded out which isn't too bad And, uh, you're like, hey, you get something. It's not too bad. Mine's so bad to get. So what you're working towards a better relics. And these relics will have things like, hey, hold three great swords. And you'll hit a little harder if you carry three great swords on you. Also, more likely to find whips. And I'm like, are you just fucking with me? It's like you gave me a buff and then made sure I'll never get it. Fuck. That sounds a little bit like Diablo. When the three things a relic does actually synergized with each other, they call it a god roll. And that must be like one in three hundred.

Like it is very uncommon. And you get five roles for wins. So it is just taking a long time to get where you wish you were. Yeah, that sounds a lot like Diablo four. I haven't played that game since it first came out. I put a couple, maybe 100 hours into it. but I remember like some of the you'd find like these modifier stones

or something, I don't remember, sigils or something and they would have maybe three attributes and you want all three of them to be max rolls. And like, like re-rolling was just overly expensive, if I remember correctly. And like finding, every time you re-rolled, it got way more expensive. And it was a, it made the game

incredibly grindy and just not thought. You got to find a balance. You know Elon Musk. I'm no Elon Musk at Diablo 4, unfortunately. I have not paid a Chinese autism. Is that the game? My account. Yeah.

Yeah. He's like, I'm the best in the world. It's like, why I lie about this? Right. No, I can, I didn't agree with Taylor when he said he lied in the wrong direction. Like, he's bragging about being good when it'd be more prestigious to be bad. I don't know. I think it'd be neat if he was.

It's not even a high skill ceiling game. Okay. I don't know much about Diablo 4. But like, if Bill Gates, secretly was also like a grandmaster chess player or even like Tarkoff or something I'd be like that's pretty dope you know that like he has this other skill

where he's landmark damn I didn't see that coming that's neat but Elon he just comes up like a fraud yeah yeah in his gameplay he clearly didn't know what he was doing like when you if you know a game like if you play a game every day

you've got a couple hundred hours already a thousand hours when you watch someone play, you'll watch, you'll immediately see if they're doing things that that high level players do. And he's not. Just watching Landmark loot a body is like, oh my good.

I would have spent 60 seconds like playing Tetris. You take things off his. You have to determine what you want to keep and how they can fit together in kind of a Tetris way. And he's just brilliant at it. And I'm not. Yeah.

It takes a lot of time and it takes a lot of game knowledge too. It's a mixture of both because you have you have to know which items fit inside other items, which items are worth taking at the time based on the market. There's a lot going into it. But yeah, Elon was pretending to be a goat

at a game that isn't even I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that it's more about the grind and getting a really strong character and then that character just goes off. Like when you've got a good character, it's the game can't stand against you you know like like i can't remember what kind of character i was playing but it exploded constantly and

destroyed everything near it all the time character too where like you forced corpses to fall and then you blow up the corpses no no i didn't do that that's what i did and all my friends stopped for the same reason because you do hit a level where it's like this isn't fun like the the skill progression a difficulty progression just isn't there it's like i literally hit up i stopped after one game session with some friends. I realized every single fight I was just, it's a great controller game like they recommend that's a game that's good on controller and so I was playing it on that. I was just holding

X to explode corpses and but I had a perk that every explosive corpse created three additional or two additional corpses or a chance to drop three and then I had another perk to increase the likelihood of that chance and so like I would go into battle against four guys, blow

them all up, there's 60 bodies around and it's like all it just it lost interest there was no it was the opposite of what uh oblivion's problem is where oblivion just scales you almost meaninglessly and then it's like you're going to use a lot for oblivion yeah they they need to make the scale production lower if you spend 500 hours in this game your character will be six percent better it's it's not a big difference uh it's massive an oblivion or um the the curve is terrible it gets way way too hard

or way way too easy and there's no in between they fix that in Skyrim where like a high level in Skyrim is like 50 and up in Oblivion like high level is like 22 so it's like what the what the fuck like this is insane yeah are you playing anything now

I haven't even been playing AOE for a bit other than like once and a while hopping on and like doing some goofy strategy against the AI like I haven't really been playing online or anything I go through phases with my buddies who are into it with me where we'll like play multiple nights a week for a month and then we won't play it all for a while

and I'm just in a I've watched more of it there was a fun tournament that I watched of like pro players recently but I mean I'm in that phase I'll watch some new tournament and then it'll be like oh man this guy hold on let me see the stats at the end of this match what was his effective actions per minute to do that smooth it was 197

well I bet I can at least try and no not even not even close like it's just so hard to micro units the way they do well they do all balancing everything

and accurately anticipating what your opponent's going to do and they're like pro level and so they know specifically like oh you know Hera is likely to do XYZ even though he has this Siv

but he has this in his back pocket should I preemptively counter this or that he's the best in the world by far by far. He's won 11 or 12 straight S-tier tournaments. No one else has won an S-tier tournament in like two calendar years, maybe almost three calendar years. It's like he just brutalizes everybody in the finals to the point that it's almost less fun watching the finals of any AOE tournament I'm enjoying because it's like, okay, well, one spot's going to be Hera and this is really a contest to see who Hera 4-0s. in a best of seven because no I remember he was the guy when I was into age of mythology

and I was watching lots of videos I went to Hara videos to like learn the game and that was forever ago that was like 8, 10 years ago or something no I don't really I'm just playing hell divers I don't really have anything else on the horizon even like Battlefield 6 doesn't

interest me at all Cod hasn't interested me in five years since the last time I bought one of those so I don't don't know. I haven't much of Cod in forever. I'm probably going to... We're talking about, yeah, like games on the horizon

that we're interested in, but there's really nothing for me. I was saying I'm playing my Hell Divers, but I don't want to play Battlefield 6, I don't want to play Cod. If anything, I would probably play some sort of co-op, hoard game. Like, those are the kinds of games I like, I think, the most now.

Invermini-Died? Yeah, like that type of game. Vermin-Tide, Dark Tide, Hell Divers. Hell Divers is that. Anything like that. I enjoy working with people and sort of like, all rockets and I'll bring all machine guns. You handle the heavies and I'll handle the light guys. Like, I like coordinating with the team and working together. And I like it to be hard. Hell Divers is too easy. It's, it's just too easy. Even at 10? Yeah, yeah, even at 10. If you know what you're doing and you're good, I'm pretty

good at the game. Like, I don't, I hit all my targets. I know where to hit them. I hit everybody in the head and everything just dies. And I wish you bring the right gear. I know it's, I know it's not your cup of tea. But my game is hard. It's so hard. A hundred hours in. I was like, this is ridiculous. Who could possibly win? And then it got to the point where, like, we just crushed

it again, like all the time. We won. That one just too hard for me. I don't want to climb that mountain because when I get to the peak, I don't think it's going to be worth it for me personally. I think I'm going to get to the peak and be like, this was what it was for. This is why

I have calluses on my fingers and my sleep schedule's ruined? Like this wasn't worth it. I really like the camaraderie which your night rain game and the multiplayer aspect of your game really brings into play. I like I like clutching for the team.

I like watching my buddies clutch for the team. I like the idea of coordinating together. Like art what are you going to do? Because I'm going to do this. Oh, okay. All right. Well, I'll do this instead then. Okay. That's going to that's really going to synergize. And Baldur's Gates

like that to some extent. You know, I like games where we work together to achieve something. If I'm playing all by myself, I'll probably get bored after a while. And I definitely won't play a long game session, you know, more than an hour or two if I'm just by myself. My next game is expensive. I'm looking forward to Dustblood. It's Souls Lake. I don't even know what PVEP means.

But I'm like, I guess I'll learn. player versus everyone versus everyone Player versus environment versus player That's like Tarkov right Where you got like scabs plus other players in the game Maybe They don't tell us much about the game So like it's a souls like game

I know that it's from from soft Who makes Eldon Ring and Dark Souls And but it's only on the switch Which is why I said it was expensive Because I got to buy a console for this thing But one of my friends is like What are you getting this? I was like, I was on the fence, but he's getting it, so now I'm sold.

And we'll give it a go. I want to find, like, a map-based, turn-based strategy game, like something similar to Siv, but maybe not Siv. A map-based turn-based strategy? Sometimes I have J-Paths, too. Tell me more. Well, you know, it's always a battle to push back. Just got to believe. That's what you really want.

It's just I like the I like feeling like your like that a plan comes to fruition like the same reason I like RTS where like I anticipated what they were going to do. I predicted it. I scouted correctly. They made a wrong decision. I capitalized on it. And it's like, yeah, dude, the plan I went into this game with knowing that I'm this sieve, they're that sieve. You know, this is my buddy. I know how he plays.

Like, ah, I got you the same way like Kyle talks about like it kind of has to. suck when you lose for you to be motivated. Can you name an example of a mat-based turn-based game? Like, Syv. Yeah, sieve is the only one I can think of. And that's why I was, like, in my head just now with Kyle, I was like, you know what? I've had this fleeting thought on occasion of like, I want to play a game like Siv, but not Siv. Because those games are a little too long.

And I could see myself wasting three hours in a game not playing for four days and then jumping back in a game just versus AI like just casual and being like oh well now this reward is going to pay off because I don't have the whole buildup like it's on playing this piecemeal chapters part of me wishes I got into the Warhammer universe when Kyle did

because like there's a movie coming it feels like there's a thing there that I'm not enjoying and maybe would have it's really cool universe so like you should watch a lore video that sort of does the full story in 20 minutes that I've seen one that does

that. It's captivating. It's interesting. I really like the idea of the Warhammer universe and what it's all about. Like the there's lots of factions, obviously, because it's based on a turn-based board game.

And you can be the Space Marines? Well, yeah, if you're playing in the game, if you're playing Warhammer the game, you know, like the were rolling dice and stuff and we've got models, then you could play as a space. You'd have a squad of space marines. There's

so many different factions. Like there's the, there's any, I don't even know how many different groups of space marines there are. A couple dozen now. Oh, of space Marines. Way more. So like, initially there was 20 primarks, which are the sons of the emperor, essentially their demigods. And each of them had a group of space marines that numbered in the thousands that were, that, that had their just.

genetic traits implanted into them and they were turned into these super soldiers that wear the armor. There's the salamanders and the ultramarines and the blood angels and the dark angels and the thousand sons and there's 20 of them. Are they on the same side?

Well, initially they were. They were all working together at first. But then later on in the lore there's a big civil war where nine of them go against nine of the others. Two of them are redacted and they're this deep, dark mystery that there's almost no lore about. their names have been like completely deleted from the records their statues destroyed like like any mention of them invites like violence and death upon you like you can't speak their names and no one knows who they even are anymore but um after the great civil war once the evil side was overthrown and the emperor was mortally wounded and then um placed upon the golden throne which is this life support system that because he's immortal he dies and resurrects

continuously for 10,000 years. He's in never-ending suffering so that he can sort of like Atlas hold up the, the, the whole thing. He's doing a lot of things. He's at this point he's a god. He's in charge of this, like, great galactic beacon that allows every ship to navigate without him keeping that a lit. What's his name?

The Emperor of Mankind. He has no name, or at least it's not a name. that anyone knows. Is it like it's been lost to history? It's just been so long, that kind of thing? He doesn't say it. He never tells his name, and he's the emperor of mankind. That's what he's known as.

I have never seen anyone who came up with an actual name. He looks like Jesus in a space marine suit. Yes, he is a, well, see, that's the thing. He appears as you want him to appear. So what he actually looks like is like a short little brown man. but when you look upon him really did the Jesus thing here yeah yeah oh yeah

why is the suit so big and so is he like a little guy in space green suits look like that no he's a huge man he appears as large as you would as you would think him to appear sure but he looks like he's wearing his dad's clothes yeah

well he's enormous and the armors are enormous too that the paldrons or whatever on the that's what he looks like now more or less he's interred upon the golden throne a rotting they call him the carrion king um but at this point he's essentially a god in the 42nd millennia or the 41st millennia uh which we're in now um he's transcended beyond like a human uh cyker which is like a mix between like a space wizard basically um and and he's essentially a god in one of the books that i read recently uh he he went into the one of his sons who has been resurrected in the current, like in 41st millennia, like current, like lore, all the

primarks, the sons of the emperor are either dead or missing or they're just the evil side and they live in hell essentially and only come into our realm to like fuck up shit occasionally. You don't see them anymore, but his best son more or less, the guy who's the best, the autistic son, the one who was the planner, the organizer, the one who could pull everything together, Reboot Gilliman has been resurrected, and he is back, and he is the biggest, strongest, fastest, smartest thing that you can imagine. And he's getting the empire back together to go fuck some shit up. That's what's happening in the lore right now, and he had to fight the God Nergel, and Nergel's chosen fallen Primark in the Plague War, and Mortarian, this evil prime arc who works for Nurgel,

who's Rebut Gilman's brother essentially, hits him with this thing called, the god blight, which is the most virulent, poisonous thing that you can imagine is created by Nurgle, the god of decay and disease and resurrection. And it's melting his armor. It's so virulent and evil. He's dying. His flesh is dripping off his bones. He's dying and Martyrion standing over him gloating. Yes, you will die slowly and I will take your soul to my God, Nurgle. He asks, I will be great in his favor when I deliver you on to him. And then suddenly like, reboot Gilman's eyes start glowing golden and he starts speaking with a voice that's not his own and the emperor has returned and is speaking through him the emperor who's been dead for 10,000 years

has shown up and has embodied himself within Gilliman and the armor starts sowing itself back together the wire start forming from nothing and going back together and he fucks Martarian up and martyans trying to run and Gilliman goes into hell to the how to the guard of Nurgel and sets it on fire and burns it down and threatens Nurgel and it's this it's a really cool moment it's not a nice garden it's the garden of evil and filth and and he paved it yeah it needs to be burned yeah but anyway the lore's really fucking good um i i love getting into it and there's so much of it there's the main cast of characters there's those those primarks and the emperor but then there's other factions there's there's the uh there's history like that goes back to the the the the

war in heaven and the Catan, these star gods, and all this crazy stuff. But then there's necrons who are incredibly advanced aliens that live in these necrodermis suits. It's like living metal, they have no souls. And there's the orcs that are like a biological weapon that's gone from olden times that still exist. They're just these green-skinned, war-loving creatures. The more they fight, the bigger they get. So sometimes they'll have a war boss who just keeps winning. And so he just keeps leveling up. There's no level cap so they'll just get as big as a house they'll be just they'll lose arms

and they'll grow back they don't care like their brains will get splattered out and they'll just take another orcs brains and mush it in there there's the tyrannids which are from another fucking galaxy and they're here to just eat ours they're not on anybody's side they're here to eat they eat the calcium and the rocks they eat the people

they liquefy them suck them up into their bioships and then move on like locust to the next planet so that's made a lot of the more normally evil races like The necrons are like, whoa, wait a minute, we've got our beef with the humans and the orcs are garbage people and the Eldare, the space elves, are just disgusting. But these tyranids are just animals. They're here to eat us all. We're going to have to work together a little bit here.

We're going to pull our resources and do something about this. Are the humans competitive? Yeah, yeah. The humans are very competitive because there's trillions of us. We are the, there are trillions of people. They live on these planets that are hive worlds. each hive will have each city will have billions of people in it and there'll be multiple billion people cities on the planet um and then there's like thousands of planets i think there's

a million planets in the imperium it's it's they they use the word a million a lot um so the humans do we have any other advantage teamwork or fucking tech so the tech not so the emperor was very against religion he uh there's a great short story where he's going to burn the last church it's called the last and he has this talk with the last preacher in the last church, sort of weighing religion versus science. And in the end, he burns the church down, and the priest walks inside and burns himself alive with his church. But the emperor was so against their being gods

because it's the belief in gods that gives them power. So he hid the fact that there are gods in hell, the warp from humanity. And it's that that that sort of was his downfall. but now, because he's been 10,000 years on the throne, the people have been worshipping him. The trillions of humans have been worshipping him for 10,000 years, just constantly empowering him with their belief. So that belief has transformed him into a literal God.

So he's become the thing he hated the most at this point. And the space marines are awesome. They have crazy technology. But part of that religion, part of their ethos is you can't improve upon. technology because that's blasphemous we already peaked why would you try to change this and so there are groups

who are like oh I didn't change I didn't improve I didn't innovate because that's blasphemy I just reorganized so they'll just sort of talk their way around it there's a great character called Belisarius call who's the I won't go into it but he's one of the best characters in the whole universe

he's this he's been alive for thousands of years and he's all mechanized he's barely human anymore and he's like this wild card character who's playing everybody. They just recently upgraded all the space marines to primarist Marines. They just made them all

better. Added some stuff to them. Space Marines are humans. I didn't even realize that. Yeah, they start as humans and they go through this long, rigorous process, just even be considered to be a space marine. And then they start as children, like, I think

13 or 14. And then every year, every year they're constantly adding more organs to them. They get a new, like, they have two hearts. You could use another pancreas. Yeah, yeah. They have two hearts. They spit acid.

They have a layer of stuff underneath their top layer of skin that allows them to interface with their suit so that they operate that big cumbersome suit like it's the second skin. It takes immediate input from their skin. They've got lots of surgical chance. They can get they're kind of immortal like a space marine like there's there was some space marines in the original like civil war that were Uh interred underneath this building that collapsed and they've been under there for 10,000 years going insane For like like they what so when they find them they're just

insane making for death at their first responders, but they seem incompetent I left them down there on purpose they were shit heads For 10,000 years when space marine is like when a space marine is like mortally wounded when he's really fucked up, but he's still alive, they'll put his body in a dreadnought, which is like, they take their adamantium or whatever, and they create a coffin, and they put you in that, and then they put that inside a giant war machine of death, and then you live inside of that now, and you speak with this mechanical voice, and really you're just a husk of a little, like, fetus essentially inside of it, but they're the most

hardcore. They only do that for the best of the best. You have to be respected to get a dreadnought chassis and armor. Those guys sleep between battles. That might be thousands of years. So every couple thousands of years, they wake up

and they're like, I am awakened. Speaking with their mechanical voice, where is the Zenos, the heretic, the enemy of the emperor. And they're like, that way. They're like, say less they're just there to kill it's great there's a funny like short story about a chapter that

forgets its Wi-Fi password and so they got to wake up the dreadnought that's been asleep for 3,000 years to get it are the human sad on the hive planets because that sounds terrible constant suffering there's lots of great videos that are like top 10 worst jobs in the imperium I watched that and some one of them was like they've chopped you all up instead of your like one eye and a hand and then you're a vending machine and it's like this is an inelegant an inelegant solution to a you know you could just have a cabinet the great downfall of man from its original highest peak which was transcendent like like bordering godlike technology where they had control of time and space and they could travel without going to hell

because that's how they do it now they got like the subspace realm of the warp which is hell and exposure to that invites demons and all sorts of stuff but they had AI they had these men of iron who were so overwhelmingly powerful, this abominable intelligence, as it's known now, they conquered the galaxy, like, no sweat, and they were the masters of everything, but then the AI rebelled against them, and the war against them was humanity's downfall, and coinciding that was this great warp storm that prevented intergalactic travel, or interstellar travel, and so man fell back down into being barbarians on Earth. So now AI is completely outlawed. You can't fuck around with it or you're just burnt

at the stake and nobody lives on earth anymore oh yeah they do now yeah yeah it's it's terra that's probably where the rich ones live hmm yeah well if all the other ones are like shitty hive there's lots of great planets well there's all sorts of planets

because there's a million worlds so there's agro worlds where they do nothing but grow like corn this whole planet is nothing but corn and then there's forge worlds where they do nothing but industrial weapons and then there's uh there's definitely worlds where they grow people you know a little bit everything a breeder world yeah sure that book i sent you about the the vracks or whatever uh that that's kind of what they do yeah yeah yeah those guys are pretty cool you sent me the one about the guys oh i can't remember they're in like the gas masks and their uh their entire planet is dog shit um i'm thinking

i'm spacing on their name right now it's the um creig the creig yeah the freaking the creek the The Krieger's so hardcore. They love to die for the emperor. They seem to, yeah, they just, like, their lives suck. Like, it seems, even within that world, they got, like, a bad role. They have a perpetual, never-ending, like, honor debt to the empire, and they're happy to die to regain their honor. That's kind of the deal that's going on there.

Like the army of the undead. But they're just regular guys. There's nothing, like, really too special about them. They've just trained their whole lives to kill. There's no, they don't have any. special armor or like the gun that the space marines use the bolter is a grenade launcher with that's with jet powered ammunition it's like a 30 millimeter grenade launcher that they shoot one-handed um so things just explode when they shoot it that's it i'm really into the lore it's great um if you

if you start with the basic outline and then work from there um it's never ending the amount of lore every day i learn a new thing i made my girlfriend watch the lord of the rings trilogy for the first time tried it like two years ago and it was just too late and she fell asleep like before they even got to Moria and I was like damn it and then I just kind of like put it on the back burner I was like oh let's just watch these I didn't start on the extended versions I started on the regular so give us somewhere to know from there and also because having someone sit down and watch 11, 12 hours of movies. Sometimes they get, they check out.

She, like, loved it. Like, I was, and who knows, maybe she was just like, she could tell I love it a lot. And so she's, you know, loving it. How could she tell? Yeah. Well, she's, well, I was dressed up as Frodo the whole time. Is she even math? How did she know?

Well, I had my latex feet on. It smelled bad. Yeah, but, like, she kept, like, bringing up things that, like, I never gave a fuck about, really, where she's like, ah, I hope Aragorn and Aroen get together, but I feel so bad for Aowen too because she loves Aragorn. And it doesn't seem like there's anyone else for Aowen. I hope things end happily for her, too.

And it's like, well, they do. She marries Faramere. And if you read the lore, you know, they had kids in a happy life. And like the most fan, she was like, I've never seen a battle scene as long as this. She was like in every movie I've ever seen. I don't know if it aggregates to a battle scene as long as this. Because I hadn't watched it in a couple years.

And a few years, really. And I had forgotten like the whole third movie. Like little breaks for exposition, Frodo and Sam, she lob, all that. But like, it's just go, go, go, go. Like you'll pause it in the middle of a battle and be like, man, we're like half an hour into this. And it's like an hour and 40 minutes. minutes remaining in the movie. It's like, oh, man. And this is without the 51 minutes of additional

footage, although a lot of that is like not battle. Man, what a great movie. It's so sick. I watched it like a couple months ago. I think three months ago, I watched the whole trilogy. I watch it pretty regularly, at least maybe once a year, something like that. I love it. Yeah. You can't go wrong. A fucking masterpiece. Did you guys see that retard Candice Owens is like, I think going to have to pay the piper on saying like the French president's married to a man and it's his like father like just some I don't think I think I don't think that was part of it but like it's a man and it's a man that he's married to and I think and I saw something today where it's like the first lady of France is like proving I guess somehow with like photographic and genetic

evidence so like I am a woman and I joked to chis where he like mentioned that and I was like he just bought the most expensive pussy picture of all time doing this like what a fucking moron I watched like a clip of it was like Candace Owens blowing the lid off this weird conspiracy of her being a man and it's like the tier of evidence

is like take a look at this this is a picture of him when he was younger do you notice anything looks like a boy huh. It's like, ah, where are we going from? Where are we, where are we going from here? To be fair, like, I've seen more passable trannies than the, the first lady of France. She's a broad-shouldered bitch. And she wears like she dressed as like the guy from Despicable Me, which doesn't help. Give us a picture, Zach. First Lady of France, please. She's not a looker. Yeah, but look for the, look for the ones that I want to see. First of all, she clearly groomed him. She was his teacher when he was in grade school and she was like, third. something or whatever. She definitely groomed him and they point at her wig often

looks weird like it's not on her head straight. And then often there's angles that make her look very masculine. She looks like an older broad here. It's fine. Trump shaded. Yeah. Chana's Owen lies to her audience constantly. I wonder if there'll be any consequences

for this. I don't know. It seems like it. banned from France. I'm sure she'd be really torn up but like right you look at a story like hey the president of france's wife was his teacher when he was like three or whatever the fucking story is and that that didn't hit the scandal quota of like the the grooming accusation like that wasn't enough she also has to be a man to a secret man and then she slapped him around on video a while back did she yeah you didn't see that

no they were they were getting off of their plane and she like smacked him and the face on camera. Yeah, like this is schizophrenic. Yeah, this is insane. Wow. I don't know. Everyone in this picture does have a nose. Doesn't she have a brother?

Because that would kind of seem like a swish. Like there's a boy who looks like her. Wow. Crazy. Let me look. Let me see. I don't know. It's kind of like a dude to me.

I could be sold. well yeah she looks a little mannish that's why her and Michelle Obama yeah they're both women brother yeah the pics or uh didn't happen picks yeah she has two brothers

and so it's like Michelle Obama's beaver no for sure although they're they're making those at a whole cloth these days you know so I don't know if that'll cut it where did the daughters come from that look like her adopted from his home country of Kenya

oh that's true his fatherland his fatherland yep definitely definitely true undeniable we just need to get we just need to get fucking canned someone's on the case blow the lid off this whole thing

Obama should color his hair that would be so funny if she like gets dominated in a lawsuit and then immediately pivots to like I was wrong and I'm big enough to admit that coming up next Michelle Obama is a man

back into the fire Taylor do you think Obama like taking politics out of me he should color his hair no I mean Can we see a recent picture of Obama please He's in a common He spoke out yesterday about the Charlie Kirk thing

So it's snow white up there Like he looks Morgan Freeman's got better hair Isn't he like late 60s or something I don't care how old he is He needs to color his hair Like at least fill in it in a little Like leave it salt and pepper

But come on You're looking You're looking fragile I think it's more authoritative To like just let me He's just the people that tell me to grow my gray as fuck beard No because I'm agreeing with you And I think you need the gray beard

Yeah see I mean yeah It's white hair but he's an old guy Like that doesn't look bad I don't think he'd look so old if he colored his hair No like if he's gonna go for a third term He better color that shit in I don't know I think it's okay for him to look

old. It's not like he's a girl. Yeah. He's like, he's getting the same for his wife. This is like the first gentleman. You know what's like retarded? I was going to be like, this is the oldest I've ever seen him. It's him yesterday. Obviously. You should see him today. He looks a day old. But like, yeah, I guess I don't see him that often, but he does

look a lot older in the, in the face. And I guess he wasn't like snow cap white last time. But no, I disagree. Think of picture that is like soy sauce hair that looks fucking absurd I disagree I think I think if he like dark black like black as night hair like the dye I see

shoe polish yeah just like an unnaturally dark just for men like jet black that would look silly are you just not used to seeing black people with gray hair because you've never said Bill Clinton needs to die it yeah but Bill Clinton's not active in politics and you know he turned out to be a pedophile so they had to kind of, you know, drop him but like W.

That ship is sailed for Bill Clinton. He's at the stage. The thing about Obama is like I feel like the only thing holding him back from looking 15 years younger is the hair. W looks old. He, you know, he's a little decrepit. He looks like his dad.

H.W. looks older. Yeah. H.W. is a corpse. Well, you should see him now. I bet H.W. doesn't look as old as Jimmy Carter. Nobody has ever looked as bad as Jimmy Carter at the end Rock in his lap so it wouldn't blow away

Find a picture of Jimmy Carter on the day of the solar eclipse When they wheeled his poor ass out He's just like Looks like the Emperor of Humanity The Emperor of Mankind looks better than him The Carrion King Like I'm telling you he looked dead

He had those big like wounds on his face like bruising everywhere and his mouth was a gait like he was clearly not the gate mouth I don't know how to describe like Biden did it wasn't as a gate

but it was also like kind of like open mouth yeah that's very old person coded oh no that's a man who is blown away by an eclipse he's a

he's a restless dragger that's basically what he is yeah that's a fantasy sort of uh wow that's not how i want to go no and he like that's the open mouth yeah you know what like this isn't as bad as it sometimes was it to me like a slightly more alert eyes with the weird mouth was more concerning than this picture and it's yeah that's my president it's more alarming on video because like you can when mouths are open in a picture, you can be like, oh, maybe he was talking

or exclaiming something. But when you watch like a three-minute video and they have the gate mouth the whole time, it's just like this is, this guy's getting doesn't know what's up. Add an elderly gate in there. You know, the way they, G-A-I-T for listeners. It's really

vibes old. That was almost like mean. Didn't he have stage five cancer? Wait, does it go to five or four? I think four, yeah. I'm confused. Trump said it was stage nine. It's like, why is everything such an exaggeration recently 300 million people

die every year from drugs on a good year 300 million why was he why was Joe Biden sucking that person's finger what the fuck was that that was his wife's fingers she would just

just give him a little taste you got a little schmutz he was helping him close his mouth that would be the funniest thing before the debate it's like Joe Biden prepares for the presidential debate and it shows like his wife like licking her thumb

and Is it a real picture? I don't know. Yeah, he's got a hat with fucking, what is that, Iowa on it? Yeah, that's interesting. That's odd. I don't know what led to this. That was almost what they did to Jimmy Carter, where they're like, hey, guys, let's roll this guy out who hasn't been sentient in four years and do a little song and dance about him casting his vote.

It's like, what are you, let him die with dignity. Like, leave him in, like, let him lay in his bed. don't, there's no way if you asked Jimmy Carter 20 years ago, like, hey, here's a photo of what they're going to do. They're going to like, like, wave your dead hand over a voting thing and let somebody like grab it for you. He would have been like, no, no, no, no, just let me die with dignity. That's how Democrats are. They always want to let dead people vote. So true. Even the ones who aren't quite dead. They're all about it. That's how Sighto Bob got elected to mayor of Springfield. That is, that is very prescient. Yeah. That's that episode from 1993.

very, very pressure. Another Democrat. Yeah. So it is a pattern here. Well, Diamond Joe Quimby, he's definitely a Republican. No, I thought he was the joke was a Kennedy. But I don't think they ever actually say what the because they never said side show Bob was a

or did they? I'm, I would fail this trivia question. I have to check. I thought it was just that side show Bob was comically evil. He hijacked that fucking nuke and puts it in the blimp, but the blimp is full of helium and so his intimidation video sounds ridiculous. Nobody takes him seriously. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right. He is a Republican.

He's voiced by Kelsey Grammer, also Republican. So it makes sense. Okay, well then yeah, Diamond Joe, Quimby would be the other song. Kelsey Grammer's still alive? Is he canceled? I thought he had some sort of... He just did a Frazier, like, return show for a couple seasons.

He's the guy that you guys, because I've never seen Fraser but is he the one that you guys told me would like show up like drunk as hell to filming and then just like snap to there was some sitcom actor i heard that like used to show up fucked up and then was such a master that he could just like tight i said this deliver i it could be someone else i don't like Kelsey grammar he seems he seems like a pro um i didn't watch too much frazier maybe a handful of episodes in the background when i was a kid uh it's it's more of a intellectual, pretentious type

show. I think it was a little highbrow for eight-year-old me. But I did see him in Star Trek. That's where I like him from. And obviously at Sideshow Bob. I think he's played a villain in a couple of movies. Frazier was a spinoff of Cheers, right? Yes. Cheers I liked.

Yep. I like watched two episodes of Cheers because I was like, oh, this is like, it's before my time, but like this could be fun. People say it's good. And I remember watching and I see everybody like norm and this like enormous ogre who looks like he's 51 comes in and I'm like man I wonder if this guy made it to the end of the series I look it up it's like he's like 30 when the show starts it's like oh my god people aged differently then he died this year

he died this year oh all right did he yeah there's a character in star trek named after him called mourn um who sits at the edge of the bar in deep space nine all the time how did you like this season of Star Trek with Strange New World? I actually haven't seen the last episode. I've seen the first nine. I thought it was a little mixed. I do like that

each episode's kind of its own thing. They go off and do another thing. It reminds me a lot of the original series. The original series is very wacky and weird. And they will often be on like a cowboy planet. And they're doing that for production reasons. It just happened to be there was a Western

filming on the Paramount Lot that week. And they were like, Hey, let's do a Western episode to be cheap. We've got the set. So let's, we go to a planet and Wyatt Earps in charge. But, um, so there was lots of wacky, silly things going on in the original series. And I feel like Strange New Worlds does a good job of doing those wacky stories, but making them fun. Um, so I liked the season, even though I see on the Star Trek, uh, forums and stuff that a lot of people don't. Um, but I did.

I liked it. I didn't love it. I thought it was fine. Um, there were some episodes I like, more than others but mostly I just considered this it's not bad it was just a little bit and I don't care about Spock's love life that's one thing that kind of irks me I'm like I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care like let's go explore some of those strange new worlds you guys were talking about let's go

let's go find some of that stuff out I know if every episode was my favorite which is like a consequential space battle perhaps with a new race that we haven't seen before yeah that that would get a little old you You know, suddenly the plot armor would look a little thick. Like, I get it. You have to have some of those building episodes to make the other ones better. But it seemed a little light on what I enjoy. They've got like five different archetypes for Star Trek episodes.

There's the bottle episode. That's when we stay inside the ship the whole time on our regular sets. We all need to fix a problem that's right here right now. They're cave episodes. They're all filmed in the same cave on Paramount Lots. And there's lots of them. There's someone's been taken over. They've been possessed.

There's those episodes where secretly X character is possessed by Y demon slash alien slash whatever. And they're trying to sabotage things. We're going to root that out. So I don't mind those. Vacation episode. That's a thing. I always like that when they're going to, you know,

go on a vacation or whatever. But then like something bad happens. There's a great when Picard goes to the pleasure planet of Rob. Riza. And Riza, the people of Riza, fuck. They love to fuck strangers. They all do. They're all about it. Every woman on Riza is, and man, is just a whore. And they don't want money. They just want pleasure. They're all tens. They're all. And they wear very little clothes. And Riker, who's the commander, he's a pussy hound. He's, you see him all the time sort of leaning over junior officers. Like, well, you're working on there. Oh, a little blastram metrics, huh? I want you come by my quarters later. I'll show you some data of my own, if you know what I mean. Like he's just a pussy hound all the time.

He's, he fucks him all kinds of main characters all the time. And so he's selling Captain Piccar, he's like, hey, here are you going on vacation to arise? And Picard's like, yes, I'm going to catch up with my reading.

He's got this big fucking tomb. He's got a real book. And he's like, yeah, yeah. Here, take this with you. And he gives him, I think it's a Horka statue or something like that. It's this, like,

statue that means I'm here to fuck so he's sitting there reading his book with his like I want a fuck statue and like bad bitches are coming up to him like oh you're here for the hawker are you he's like um I'm just here to read and just like getting pestered but then he ends up on a little adventure or whatever like he's cards in a man cany in that episode it's a little off-putting they zoom in a little bit too much on Patrick Stewart's bulge can you tell the story again of what happened at the naval academy just recently oh my god yeah okay so same day as the charlie no it was it was a day maybe the day after the charlie kirk thing i think it was why we were filming pk last week or something uh there was a report of an active shooter

at the naval academy and maybe inapolis but um there weren't any real details here's what happened someone who had gotten expelled and was therefore mad at the academy phoned in an active shooter threat slash report like a fake one and he used an IP address that corresponded to the university so it appeared to whoever they they contacted that someone from the university is calling us and reporting an active shooter right now and in the wake of the charlie kirk thing and then the colorado shooting right after that like everybody's on high alert so they responded in force they sent a cop in well one of those color guard guys the rifle twirling guys sees a man walk in with a gun drawn like like scoping the place out and running down the hallways and he thinks the cop is a shooter the cop thinks the color guard guy is the shooter color guard guy quacks him with his rifle hits him with his ceremonial rifle and tries to take the cop down cop shoots the kid and wounds them. So everybody lived, but it's just just, it makes us look so bad as a

everyone's a hero in this story. Everyone's a hero, but at the same time, it's like, man, this, this gun control debate has gone off the rail. Don't you have like a special rifle and like fucking feathers in your hat when you're a color guard? Like the cop should know like, oh my goodness, this guy's undercover deep. He shot Peter. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a dancer with the toy gun. Yes. That's what you mean. A professional spinner.

That's crazy. Like, come on. The cop sees a guy, you know, twirling in his outfit. He hit the cop before the cop could react. I think he womped him with the rifle

and then the cop like shot him. Yeah, but the cops just look up and be like, what the fuck? Like, he shouldn't be like, a shooter has some, has it stashed a body somewhere. And he's wearing, this is like the Joker. Like, no, that's crazy.

I mean, maybe the cop thought that the shooter was a member of the color guard. That was such a funny part of that Batman, where like on two different occasions, like, the Joker is just the most horrid looking man without makeup on. And like, he's just walking alongside cops nine inches from like their face side by side. And no one is like, you look like that fucking. Well, they think he's a veteran. A joker guy. And that's the fan theory that he is a veteran. And that explains how he was walking in that formation and fitting in his scars that he gives different answers to, which are clearly lies.

You want to know how I got these scars? Explain the nurse part where he's wearing a mask looking like the Joker and Harvey Dent until he takes the mask off. And then Harvey's like, oh, ah, chunkard. Well, Hartley's clearly heavily medicated. Half his face is just blown off. I attribute it to that. He still had the wear with all the recognize the Joker, but not like this.

He clearly had Joker eyes. Explain Clark Kent. Yeah, you can't explain Clark Kent. That doesn't work, especially in modern times when we have facial recognition software that's just open source. I saw like some concert did this thing where they like pointed cameras at the crowd and then broadcast.

The cameras caught faces in the crowd and then some sort of system applied like all relevant data from that face that's on the open web in a list under their names and then that was projected onto the screen. And so people in the crowds were looking up like their full name and like all their information

and it's like floating around like this big brother shit to kind of show the power of just open source like facial recognition software combined with something like Google Glasses or just a camera. so like I would be really easy I bet to put on some of those the ray bands that the meta raybans it seems like you should be able to put those on and then look somebody in the face

and it'd be like fucking Bill Moore fucking accountant he works in XYZ department he's your whatever the fuck like if you're a CEO or something you don't remember names like you'd always know somebody's name you'd always know who they were if they were important like if you're a concierge or a doorman or a bouncer like you don't want to make that mistake of like kicking out some

A-list celebrity that you just don't know about because maybe you're just looking with faces there's nothing wrong with that any number of individuals could benefit facial recognition software combined with some metaglash. I would want to hack in to their system and so then when they showed people

it would be like John Smith age 57 occupation mechanic gay and there's furry furry gay furry

and then people are like well I don't know they got all the other stuff right those are only 300 bucks those raven yeah

they're meta ones that have the cameras and stuff I wonder if you can get them in prescription yeah oh I'm sure yeah you can do

clear lenses you can do like sunglasses and I'm sure you could get oh wait a minute what's like the common use case though like what is it

help me with. It's a camera that you wear on your face. I'm not sure what use you would have for it. Oh, I thought there was more to it. It may do more things. I thought it had like a you could see something in the lenses that like gave you information. That's

what they need to do. That's the next step. I don't think it does. I think I was fooled by a picture. I saw a picture that had that. I mean, maybe it does. I thought the AI glasses with RX lenses. these are not subtle cameras no I see people get I see like douchebags getting caught with them on reddit all the time like like creeping on ladies and stuff I saw there was like

there's a subreddit called am I overreacting and basically somebody just wore them to the party that was all the information they had but it made her uncomfortable enough that she's on reddit saying like is it even appropriate to wear these things in a group of people because yeah i wouldn't like that yeah that's weird yeah i don't want like i don't want our entire interaction to be filmed like like like why let's i don't want that you know i hear we are coming from i do think that someday it'll be normalized and i don't know how we overcome this because we've been looking at glasses that have cameras in them shocks 15 years now 10 years now at least maybe 15 and it's still not normalized, but it will be, right?

Those are really popular. Like I said, they're only 300 bucks. Like, regular Raybans are 180 or something. So you get the camera thing for only a buck 20 more, it seems like, I bet you can get them at a discount somewhere. No, they seem cool to me. I just don't have any use case. I don't have anything

to do with them. If you were doing unboxing videos or, I mean, shit, even, I bet gun videos. I bet there's somebody doing gun stuff, first person shooter type stuff with them. Action sports, of all kinds, would be interesting from them. I need to see how good the video stabilization is because the first ones that came out didn't have video stabilization. It was unwatchable footage. I guess we move our heads

constantly, but our eyes didn't brain adapt for it. But when you put it in video, it's terrible. You probably do an editing software, even if the glasses didn't have some sort of stabilization. But I mean, phones have that. You see the new iPhone is so lame. You see the, like, they're going for thin this time. That's their selling point. But it's got that massive bulge on the top for the camera. So it's not really thin. If anything, I can imagine it, and I doubt this would happen,

but I picture it sitting on my desk, like on its back, and the bulge making it sit like this. And so, like, pressure might damage it in some way. Like, if you sat on it in the wrong way, because it's not just flat and just absorbing it on the entire back, It's got this big bulge down here for the camera. I mean, my camera, I've clearly got like a little bulge, but that thing is huge.

It's a lot. I imagine if you look at the side of your phone that that vertical side provides some like structural integrity. If you were to make that so thin, it was basically a wire, then it would be more easy to bend the phone. It seems like it'd be more fragile. But I need to feel it in my pocket.

Like if it feels thinner in my pocket, then that's a win. You know what iPhones cost to make? I'm going to guess $450 Yeah Yeah What get out

I just hit it Yeah four to $500 Yeah Nice I would have thought less than that But I I guess those Congolese fingertips aren't free

I think that's what Apple pays But I think the manufacturer Like if you if you What it costs to do in China I think it's way even less than that Oh do you know who makes all the screens for Apple phones all the OLED displays that Apple uses are made by Samsung.

Oh. They don't even make their own screens. I saw that the other day. And someone was like, well, you know, Samsung could just refuse to sell Apple screens and ruin their whole business model over there and apparently the money that they make by being the second largest phone company in the world

in addition to selling all the screens to all the phones in the world, basically, would just be a massive loss. Supply chains are so complicated now. It's impossible to unwind. Not Laboo-Boo-Boo-Boo, bro? Well, you said, Am I Overreacting was a good subreddit. And so I went to it and went to like the top of maybe this month.

And this was the funniest one I found. You can make up a picture of it, Zach. It's this person, these people are asking each other if they're overreacting. And it's my boyfriend gave my Laboooooo, which is like a stuffed animal, a fallow and he I guess cut the ear off the stuffed animal and then sewed it onto its crotch

or not even so just not even so you're underreacting your boyfriend's funny my niece gave it to me they're expensive what that looks like shit South Park did a really good

Labibu episode is their most recent episode and Butters is trying to get the rare liboo-booboo for his would-be-girlfriend, and it turns out that they're doing a satanic ritual with the loboos, and it's just pretty good. And then, of course, and the B-plot is Trump is fucking Satan. Then they keep saying, is Trump fucking Satan? And it's a little wordplay where Trump is literally having sex with... Yeah, it's really subtle.

But the wordplay is that Trump is fucking Satan, like he is. and they just continuously repeat that over and over. These comments are so funny. If he was trying to be funny, he could have bought his own damn LaBoooo-Boo and done that, but he had no right destroying your property. No, it would have been weird if he had done it to his own. No, if she cared for it,

he shouldn't have cut it apart and made a fake dick out of it. That's just... Yeah, of course, that's incredibly rude. I wouldn't like that at all. Someone's like, yeah, this thing you like, I wrecked it. It's like, come on. I know it's a stupid. The limited-to-dish ones are like hundreds and thousands of dollars.

Why? It looks like a Beanie Baby. I think they do a business model where you, when you buy one, you don't know what you're buying. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, the way the way cards are, like magic cards. You're opening and you don't know if you're going to get a good one or not. And it's like $20 or $30 per pull. And you might get some lame Laboooo-Boo-I-Boo. I don't know what that rainbow laboo there with the, an ear for a dick was worth.

Do you know anything about these? Why anyone would want one? in the first place like they've become trendy collectible cutesy things do they do something you squeeze them they're little dolls that you know like funco pops but but more cutesy and uh and girly okay well then it does seem stupid apparently funcop pop is a thing that i just learned about those are those uh those plastic figures that all look the same but it's like this is a uh a batman funco pop but it's like a a square-headed thing with like low effort Batman hat. And it's like, this is an Iron Man Funko Pop.

And it's just the same exact head and body with just a crappy Iron Man thing. Okay. I've seen these. I didn't know their name. Yeah. I know these as like a meme for people like mocking collectibles. Like some, I'm sure the people who are like into collecting swords look down on on these guys for their

collections, which I would too if I was a sword. guy and some guy was like yeah I collect too I have a bunch of plastic stuff do you still kind of want a sword did you ever get one I never got one but there is a part of me that wants a sword I wanted one of those like Persian cimitars but then I changed my mind and was like no I want something more like European middle agey and then I think like no something kind of lord of the ringsy and it's like no like because if someone sees a really cool sword they would probably think it was neater to be like this is like what they used and I don't know fucking in France in 1450

or a similar thing instead of like there's just Boromeres and I wanted the katana because it was my favorite thing to play in a game but now I kind of want Wilder's sword which I guess you can't even buy and I don't know

W-Y-L-D-E-R let's see a picture it's one of those gigantic swords it's a great sword sure sure not it's not a colossal sword Don't get carried away, okay. It's a good sword.

It is pretty cool. Or you could go like balls to the wall and get like a halberd or a spear. Actually, no, not a spear. That would be, that would be lame. It would have to have a big blade, like a decorative halberd. That would be sick.

I just have not, I haven't had swords on the brain. Kyle was talking about getting them for so long and then he just never pulled the trigger. Just like with his smoker, He's never pulled the, the trigger. Okay, okay. While you're throwing stones, how's the remodel coming? It's coming along.

Uh, uh, the trigger pulled. The, the, the, the trigger is pulled. A couple things have been, yeah, yeah, stuff is, is getting done. I've got the, uh, the basement bedroom area, uh, they're mostly done framing it. The bathroom is done being framed. The egress people are fucking just, delay after fucking delay after delay where they said it was like

oh last week of August or first week of September and so I called like middle of August I was like hey haven't heard from you guys and you know I had to pay a third of this up front and you're like the highest rated service for this in St. Louis so I kind of expected a little bit of discussion

here like because I'm you know I have a lot of stuff has to wait until that's done and so it's really annoying it's like I can't even have the guys finish the last bit of framing around that area in the bedroom because they haven't got the egress done and if they frame it as is,

it's gonna, it'll just have to be torn down again. But it's taking shape. All the gym stuff is in the other side of my unfinished. I didn't like measure. I just kind of eyeballed the other unfinished area where I was like, yeah,

I've definitely got enough for all my gym stuff and all my storage stuff. And thank God I was right because it was, that would have been infuriating if I then had to like, because how it is now is I'm having a double door put in between the room with like the pool table and the TV insectional, which like you go down my stairs and take a left and I need a door from that to the unfinished area for the gym because that's

where all the gym stuff is. Right now, if they were to finish it before that door is there, I would effectively be like locked out of that area until they add yet another door and where they're framing but it's like when it's one of these things are like when they're here uh the guys i have it's like one dude who's like in his mid 50s like a shorter guy super uh like seemingly a very hard worker but also he uh he'll just end conversations so he'll be like hey taylor i need to ask you something can you come down here real quick and like he'll you know i'll be like so this right here is this what you wanted and then i'll like get part of the way through explaining exactly and he'll be like yep yep yep yep and like the first time i i talked to him

like like getting the bids and everything this guy came at so much fucking lower than everybody else and i knew someone who recommended him highly uh and like he gave me the quote and he's like i'm gonna go home and i will text you the itemized quote for all the things you're thinking of and then, you know, we can take it a la carte, you know, no, like, giant payment for all of it. And I was like, all right, that sounds good. And we're still in my basement. And he's like, okay. And then he just, like, turned around and just left.

Those are two objects of my house. That's what's going on. So he's good. He's quick. Him and the three other guys? More ADD. So I had that issue as well. I always have.

It would infuriate my dad when I was a kid. If you're trying to explain something to me. and you're at the part that I already know it's incredibly frustrating for me if you're trying to tell me like how to do some crown molding and I know the first three out of four steps about how to get, yeah, I know it at the first angle and you won't stop.

It's, I can't explain the feeling of being explained something that I know and having to sit through, but it's like, come on, come on, get to the one little bit that I don't know. it's the I know 80% give me the 20 get to it and and like I would cut my dad off when he's trying to teach me something I'm I know I know he's like you don't know though I'm I know all the stuff you've already said get to the one little bit at the end like I just need to know about

the hex bit twisty knob thing like whatever it is I think it's an ADD thing that's probably it infuriating I like I've heard so many horror stories about contractors like just like leaving for so long like I don't want to seem needy like being like when we be back you know you know this and i know i've said it before final payment comes when it's done done i have i don't think i've ever had a contractor that didn't say all right i'm 95% done can we get all of it but a hundred bucks no no remember the part in the beginning where i paid up front on time here's the part at the end where you finish the job on time yeah that's the contract that's kind of what we're fucking doing here

this guy has been great he was here today it's like this i was telling woody it's a white guy in his mid 50s and then three white guys in like their 30s and they just like grind i heard so today i was like sitting up here and i could like hear rascal flats coming from my basement like this is so like odd like this isn't what i i would expect my rivers la cucaracha all day I was surprised it was... That may have played a time or two. I made the charts for 60 years now. Like Guadaja.

And these guys love this. They find something they like and they really latch on. Even talking about American culture. Mexico has five songs. They get the fuck out of here. Like I've heard them all. This guy today, he was like, yeah, you don't have to like, usually I do like a third or whatever and then payment like this. But yeah, today we'll get through this and I'll like it because I haven't paid him a dollar yet.

and they've done a good bit of stuff. And I was like, okay, yeah, just let me know for whatever, like, the deposit amount is, like a third or whatever you're doing. And then they all, like, left for what I thought was lunch. And it got to be, like, 2 p.m. And so I texted him, and I was like, hey, I don't know what time you guys are planning on coming back, but I have to work tonight and I really need quiet. I can't have any noise at 530 or later.

It's just not going to work for me. And he was like, oh, no, we're done for the day. And I was like, all right. so you just didn't you told me you wanted to get paid and then you just left and so hopefully he's supposed to show up tomorrow uh for like seven seven 30 we'll see that's when he came today and they just grinded until noon and got got a ton of stuff done i just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop because every fucking story i hear is it's a it's a damn nightmare and i feel almost like hoodwinked like by the uh by the egress company the well the the contracts have been good

the egress company is just like, they're like, all right, it's going to be $10,500, and we need $3,500 right now, because we take one now, one, when we start the next third when we start it, and then the final third minute's finished. It's supposed to be a two-day thing. It's like, okay. And I gave, I paid my $3,500 to them to start the process like six, seven weeks ago I would bed. And they've delayed minimum three weeks. So I'm getting a little fucking impatient with these guys. It's like, you. You are the egress window people. You know everybody's fucking waiting for you. So I sent text. The dude was from my chat. I don't know him. We're not tight or anything. But he's in St. Louis.

And I think he was a drywall contractor or something. And he wanted to do you remember the thing I sent you? I did. That was after I talked to this guy. And he was so much cheaper than like the four other people I'd spoken to. I wanted to like lock this guy in. And so I just went like with this. it's so much cheaper like uh because he's followed up and he's like hey i just uh just want to know

like was there something unprofessional about my proposal like why did i lose and i was like no no it's a price thing and also uh because you found someone you really liked yeah he's he's been like he doesn't bother me he asks like one question per time and it's for something like door goes here right into the gym and it's like yes he's okay and that's like really about it but i also liked him because the plumber I hired to do the rough in was like, hey, this is the contractor I work with, and this is the electrician I work with. And we do jobs constantly together. And we also will talk about the jobs prior to it. And so you won't have to, you know, Molly Cottle the contractor and be a middleman between us. We knock jobs out quick. He does a good job for a lower rate because we do so many

jobs together. So, you know, I would recommend him, but, you know, keep hunting around if you want. And so I did keep hunting and then settled on him. And it has been like that where it's like, I didn't have to tell him jack shit about like exactly the lines for where the bathroom would be, where the bedroom would go. He was like, oh, yeah, so and so with the plumber, like gave me the schematic of where it has to be to work correctly. And so we're just going to do it like this. Does this look good to you still? Yeah, it looks great. Let's do it. And so now I have to choose materials like I don't know the tile the electrical sockets like shit like yeah yeah stuff like that

electrical socket I don't even know but like flooring I have to pick obviously like vanity toilet shower tile for the shower surround all that shit and I have to have to have to be going Japanese uh yes yes it's going to be just really really garish I think he meant the toilet like you're doing the day electric no I actually am saving money by getting one of those holes they have an Indian he's like

I did go exotic ah now you don't want that he's like you're sure Indian he's like yeah he just takes a sledgehammer and it's the floor really hard that would be so funny like guys my freds come over like hey guys we can like go hang on the basement and not have to run all the way upstairs to go the bathroom isn't this neat and check out the new mark fell in those ridge like feet grips for where you Indian squat and then I guess just pray that you're I look at those holes and I'm like I'm like it's a it's a dice roll whether this is going to be going in there or if I'm going to have dirt shoes you could save more money by having a bathroom upstairs too

It just drops 14 feet Like a fire Like a firehouse The way that pull All my friends are like I don't want to meet I fucking hate Taylor's ass It's taking a squat

The most obvious of the watch It's risky Some of shit's on your shoulder Hey come on I'm down here I just couldn't mess up on the savings Look at that scrub brush in the back That's not for the floor That's what they wipe with

Yeah it's very obviously not for the floor. What you literally do see is like a green garden hose in there. And as barbaric as that does seem, I'm like, I can get clean with a garden hose. Oh, yeah.

You spray it on there? Oh, look at the bucket. Hold on. I need to use the restroom and then go eat food out of a communal bowl with my hands. This is one of those things where you look back at the Roman Empire and you're like, man, they had their shit together. Thousands of years ago. They were

way ahead of this. They had toilets with those sponges that were sanitized with vinegar and there was free, there was like aqueduct water like moving the poop along. Like you pooped in a hole but you sat on a seat you pooped in a hole and then there was

water like running along continuously keeping it clean down there. Although you did shit in a room with like 10 other men all sitting around shit. Apparently that was like a hangout, shoot this shit. Maybe that's where shooting the shit comes from because they all sit there and

shit and have a little combo. Have you been to a third world country where you can't flush the toilet paper? Just Alabama. No. Dude, it's so I had this crippling fear that they're going to be like, I guess the guacamole didn't sit well with Woody based on the

wiping I'm looking at a real good question. It's like fucking Nicaragua. You think it's got to be regular the whole time? No, this is on you guys. guys. You're the ones who are out of ants and made me eat something weird. Did they burn it? Do they dump it outside? Yeah. Well, there's a, you know, like a bathroom trash can with a lid, you know, the kind that like tilts. And you just throw your toilet paper

in there. And then every day they throw the toilet paper away. And I feel guilty for pooping because like someone has to be bet. It's better than a chamber made, but like parallel to it, you know, adjacent to a chamber made. And I've never had a chamber made before, but like someone's going to clean my toilet paper up once or twice a day. I don't like that at all. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I've talked about this before. I think I think even Taylor thinks it's a little much. But like my girlfriend and I don't even pee in the same toilet. I turn the water on when I pee. Yeah. Yeah. Like we don't even pee in the same toilet. Like she has her bathroom and I have my bathroom. And like if I'm peeing in like the hallway bathroom that you could like, I turn the water on so she doesn't hear my pee. And she better. turn it on too. I don't want to hear her pee. You know what we have that's dope? I installed

a light switch with a timer on it for our exhaust fan so you can just bump that baby on for 15 minutes and leave. And it'll clear everything out and turn off on its own. Do you use that poop peri stuff? I'm sure it exists in the house. I don't use it regularly.

There's a little bottle of stuff called poop peri that you can put in there and I guess it neutralize it. But like my bathroom is like sequester. off to the side. Like I got my secret pooping closet essentially. And that's how I like it. It is actually, but like they're separated.

Like I don't poop in there if there's anyone near that room. I'll go down. I have a third bathroom downstairs in my basement. I will go down there and poop if there are people even upstairs. Yeah.

I'm almost as good as Kyle. My objective is that you can live with me and not be aware that I'm a person who poops. That's just polite. You won't know that I pee. You'll have no idea that I pee or poop. You shouldn't know. You should never see evidence of it.

If you were fucking CSI Miami, you'd be like, I think he's got that Kim Jong-un thing where he just doesn't have a butthole because we've seen no evidence. I mean, he has some wipes, but I think he's just wiping his face with him. Must be.

I've never seen him. You know what we do in my house? This is sign language for bathroom. and that's like if I need to like end the conversation and go sign it I never have it I don't have so many emergency shits that I need a fucking hand sign but I like I like the idea women can talk for quite it's like I want a peanut it's like this was an urge 40 minutes ago but it's it's got to happen I do I do the separate bathroom thing you said just like it kind of just organically happened where like I use the master

through my my bedroom and she uses the hall one also up the upstairs hall one and that's just like I pretty much never poop in the hall one because even if I'm walking to it and I'm alone and she's not even here I'm always like I like my pooping place I like my pooping bathroom I always go in there I always give the girl the nicer of the bathrooms because they always have so many like accessories and makeup to do and all that stuff and not me i've got like six products you know like like a couple moisturizers and my deodorant my toothbrush and you know the standard shit

but like you look at her it's she needs counterspace you know she needs somewhere to put all this stuff she needs things to hang things from there's like a spinning carousel of like makeup products in her bathroom like there i don't know if you know much cosmetics costs i don't you have bought cosmetics for a girl. It's $5,000, $6,000 worth of cosmetics in that bathroom. Like, I would be, and I'm conscious of that. I'm thinking, like, if I had, I've got $5,000 for $6,000 worth electronics sitting right here in front of me.

I would be very upset if anyone was disrespectful of that in any way whatsoever. So I feel the same way about, like, their makeup and shit. I keep my bathroom. The bathroom counter and my master bathroom, it's really long, like on 18 feet or something. long and my side looks like the day it was installed every time i brush my teeth i rinse it with water and it like it's her side is a catastrophe unless it's like that once a week where she just cleaned it up though i like we'll say my sink is gross my sink is gross i'll be real i won't lie um i i cleaned the mirror off pretty regularly so i can see myself through the filth but but my

but like i spit my toothpaste and i'm like and that made a mess huh Oh, well. No one's ever going to see it. At least my mouth is clean. Jackie doesn't put the cap back on her toothpaste. I have my own toothpaste because it's going to join out. It looks perfect. Yeah.

You got stored upside down so that it all goes to the bottom anyway. See, that's a trick. And I didn't even know about when I was a kid. Does it move? Yeah. Very slowly. Yeah, it's like that old science experiment where they put the pitch in the thing and it's been drizzling for 150 years or whatever. Toothpaste does too.

So, like, I've just got an old, like, you know those coat? This. I've got one of these cups in my bathroom. And it's got my tooth faces in there upside down with my toothbrush. And it all just goes to the bottom. I have such a autistic routine about, like, getting ready and, like, deodorant and shaving and everything that it's just like. Do you use it up to rinse your mouth out afterward? I just put my mouth on the faucet.

And then intermittently, I'll be like, there's a lot of toothpaste. on this faucet and then I have to take Oh, I don't touch my mouth to it. I go underneath because if you ever go all the way underneath and look at the bottom of faucet, they can often get filthy. So like, I put my mouth under the running water and I rinse and spit.

Although you're not supposed to rinse and spit. You're supposed to brush and spit and leave the gritty toothpaste in your mouth. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. I'm not either. I'm sorry. I've been doing it one way since I was four years old. I'm not going to stop. If they rot out, they rot out. I don't get. I got liars.

my my next you know my breakfast it tastes terrible that's what I wanted to have like gritty fucking toothpaste in there no I'm rinsed like I brush my teeth and I don't really the only routine I have is like I need to take more pages out of Kyle's skincare book because every single like winter like my face will get so dry under my beard and then I'll apply beard oil and I'll be like oh man problem solved my face isn't dry anymore and then I don't do it anymore until the next time my face is dry you're supposed to do it every day and then I'm still I bought like a big pack even though everybody online is like that spray deodorant is really really bad for you you breathe it and it'll fucking kill you but I bought like

a Costco pack and so I got to grind I'm not going to waste them I got to grind through these fucking eight before I move on and so I stand in my bathroom and I like liberally applied the spray but I'm like you got a mask up for that and then I run out of the bathroom and close behind me. I use non-aluminum stick deodorant from Old Spice. I think it's the captain's. The captain blend or some shit. And it works for 24 hours. That's the moisturizer. I've sent it to you before, but that's the Nutragina.

Neutrizona. I thought you had some, it was like a translucent yellow bottle that you've linked to me before. Maybe it was some... I've sent you a few products. There's an Under Eye product, there's a body moisturizer, but this is the facial moisturizer. It comes with SPF20. It's Jack Black's, not the actor, Jack Black moisturizer with SPF20. I'm glad it's not the actor.

Yeah. Does the under eye product fix bags? Is there a thing that makes that better? What is it supposed to do? And dark circles. Oh, okay. What is that one? Is that also, are you a Jack Black loyalist? Oh, I'd have to look at the little... That's the one I'm most serious. It's very expensive. It comes, in like a time you know how carmet those carmex jars those tiny little car yeah yeah yeah it comes in a jar like that that's like 50 fucking dollars or something but but it lasts forever because you just

take a little dab and like put it under there it's like oh this is going to last like six or eight months easy and it does it probably lasts I don't know covering like hiding bags under your eyes is one of the nice things about glasses like they're really a lot less like viewable. Sometimes I look like, oh my God, bad morning. That's better. Yeah. There's a lot of things you can do. You soak your face in ice water. Cucumbers help with that. The dark circles in particular. And then there's under eye creams that'll also help because that's bruising. That's what dark circles are under your eyes. It's bruising of that really thin, fragile meat. I mean, I have Beast Man of Pharma Azulah to kill.

I have, I'm busy. So cucumbers aren't just like a meme. Those help your eye bags or your eye bags. Yeah, I don't know why. Huh. Interesting. That seems cheaper. One thing that works.

I've done this, I think, before show because I thought I was like extra bad. A cold spoon. You could like push it and I guess the pressure and the cold just fixes bags in a hurry. Okay. Yeah. Ice pack. Anything like. that. Like sometimes I'm just like, ah, my face feels so hot and angry and just get, you get an

ice pack on there. It feels really good. Ice water feels really good. So putting your, submerging your head in ice water has a lot of metabolic and neurologic reactions because your body has this, uh, it slows your heart rate down. It does a number of things. Just, just submerging your head in ice water. Interesting. Well, I'm going to buy this Jack Black face moisturizer. Well, the good thing is you always have sunscreen on. Like, you will never like I put that on every day every single day and so I I never am outside in the sun without SPF 20 like my entire life you want a little bit of sun though yeah but but not not his face protected from the radiation of the sun with the SPF oh that's what sunburn is I wonder

if your body fails to make vitamin D with sunscreen on it certainly would make less right I don't know what provokes it to make vitamin D seems like a Google search no that's wing it I go with my gut Yeah, that's all I care about Yes, it can block some of the UVB rays From the sun that are necessary For vitamin D production in the skin I'll go to lesser of two evils

I'll go down You can get on the palm You're back of your hands Yeah, or you're... I bet the paler parts of your body would be best at absorbing it, right? Like you would think that like Yeah

Like my ass has seen the sun like five times in my 40 years I'm not naked in the sun. Yeah, not since I was like five. Yeah. When I get in the tanning bed, my ass gets burnt. Like whenever I start doing tanning, I'm like, all right, four minutes. Like four minutes today, three days from now, we'll do five.

Because one time when I was like 21 or something, I started going to the gym like super hard. And they had a, with my gym subscription, I got the tanning bed too. like it came along free and I'm like throwing money away if I don't get in there and get a little radiation and I burnt my ass so bad that like sitting in the seat on the way home was really noticeably painful like it wasn't just like oh that kind of burns a little it was like be home soon we'll be home soon 15 more minutes then we're going to watch TV on our bellies I remember like getting in a cold shower and like like getting like getting like light a cane cream and rubbing it on my ass or that um what's that plant you break out it's not aloeira

it is aloe vera okay yeah with that goo inside you can get jar you like bottles of that alovira cream for burns if you don't have that in your house you're fucking up um i don't feel like it does much we have it but nothing fixes it helps a little yeah nothing fixes it but it helps a little anything to take the edge off burns are awful whenever i'm like now just painful and sticky you know i'm not sure if this is an improvement yeah it's like now my clothes feel bad because I put a bunch of stuff on my back and it's sticking. I feel so bad for burn victims. Whenever I see

someone with like a really bad and a large burn, I'm just like, man, I can't imagine the hell that that must be because I've had third degree burns, but on small parts and it's just all encompassing pain.

There's no watching TV and ignoring it. It's just like, all right, we're going to sit here in pain. Pain is what we do now. Pain is what are. Taylor mentioned the shirt thing. I know a guy who, uh, his job requires him to sweat sometimes. I don't want to like out him. So he changes his shirt four times a day. He's like, yeah, bothers me. I got to fix it. He's like, you're neurodivergent too, right? And I'm like, I'm in denial. Yeah. You can't just say that. What about that? What about this says I'm

neurodivergent. You have a fan strapped your back and you're, you can't just say that to me that guy's poor wife she's like the laundry never stops I'm fucking Sisyphus pushing this hamper up an eternal slope because my fucking doucheback husband

has to her five shirts a day I'm the same way I wish I said that to him I'm so annoyed when my acne was bad as like a in my early 20s and teen years I would take three showers a day minimum. Like morning, afternoon and night for sure, but four was not irregular just to keep the sweat

and bacteria off my back and ass and my chest and my face. Like, it was just this war against acne that never ended. I really wish my mom had done that acutane. I remember we were at the dermatologist and it came up and just didn't go anywhere. Just didn't go anywhere. I used to shower twice a day, once in the morning and then once after surgery. surfing. And after surfing, like, I'd be in the shower for 45 minutes. And I know, because they'd like make little snide comments or stuff. They all thought I was jerking off in the shower

because I was a teenager in the shower for 45 minutes. But it's like, no, I'm in New Jersey surfing in the winter. I'm just warming up again. It takes a while. I'm so cold to the bone. I hate the feeling of sea water I was jacking off in the shower at that day. I remember like getting home from school when I was like 11 and just being like got to shower

gotta go take a cool 35 minute shower and I got to bring this paintball magazine in there with me that has a bunch of center folds of women in lingerie for some reason in between like the new showings of tipment. It's like some girl with huge tits in a

lingerie and it's like all right this is going to have to do because i am not risking the you know the open field that is the computer room it's too risky there's too many angles i've got jacked off in the shower and sex in the shower i last like too long because it's distracting to me try not to slip too you need like oh my god you yeah no sex in the shower for me no no no masturbation in the shower water is not a lubricant um and like i don't have any material in there what are you going to put your phone in one of those bags and hang it from the front on the wall and you watch a fucking loser

you know what I mean like that would be the funniest thing like going to a friend's house and they have a fucking tablet in a giant zip lock bag hanging from a hook it's like oh god those are some of the funny Reddit moments where people have roommates or they live with like family members and they'll find

like sex toys and stuff in the bathroom there's one where like the girl's mom was like put her sex toy back in her room and left a note that was like, I cleaned this. Just remember, your brother lives here too. And she's just like, my God, guys, what am I going to do? And it's just, it's a big

toy. She did not have some classy little lipstick vibrator. She had like the King Kong Doggown. It's a bad dragon. There's a giant tentacle. It's just a big dog cock that back, that suction cups to the wall.

Her mom found. Cleaned this. I want mom handle it pretty. well actually yeah this is nice as you can do it everyone else she just and and remember you it's not like she had a private bathroom you know if she had a private bathroom maybe mom's move is to just not mention she ever noticed it but if she shares the bathroom with her brother I think that's perfect yeah imagine how often my mom is like doing laundry and it was just come covered everything like just getting home and just beaten off like when puberty hits you like a train at 10 you're

like you just start jack it every single night before and you're like just hitting puberty and so you're like your dick doesn't even go down it's like blue chew mode it's like I just go again whenever we got the VHS of Titanic I jerked off so many times that day it's a little gross little blood came out came out came out a little alarming a drop of blood came out of my penis like out of my pee hole and i remember like even now i'm getting like a tenth of the uncomfortableness like it was it felt like a shower of cold water running down my body sending me into almost going unconscious fainting mode from that one scene where he paints her yeah yeah that was titties i had kate winsless titties on on playback and you know what i mean

like that was your dad comes in he's like i'm not disappointed at you for jacking off a titanic and he like then he walks in later and it's just frozen on leo i'm the king of the world yeah you fucking are you're my king of the world leo I remember when I was like 16, I had only done like minor trimming of the pubic area before, never a full-on shave. And there was no excuse for this because by that point I'd been shaving my face for a while. And I went and got in the shower and I was going to my girlfriend's house. And I was like, I'm going to get everything looking nice and spick and span. and then for some reason I shaved like against the grain the entire way or no it was the next day it was next day I was going to my girlfriend's house and I I shaved it all and like the next day I was like alarmed by the amount of redness and like bumps it was it was more than in like a braille book it was their giant bumps yeah if you're going to shave down there you got to figure out the technique the creams the after treatment the razor the razor the

the technique, and then even still, you have to sort of train your skin to be okay with being scraped up a little without going into a crazy reaction. I used to put neosporin as like an after treatment to prevent like any sort of like infection or anything and make it heal really quickly. But like ingrown hairs and stuff like that, like that's the worst. Because you never, because at first an ingrown hair down there seems like an STD. It's like, oh, there's a painful bump down there that doesn't seem right and it's what some bumps you squeeze and some bumps you don't I've gotten cold sores before and it's like ooh that's a pimple right and you squeeze it and it just hurts really bad and then it looks and you're like well all right ready for school

there were so many days I wanted to not go to school because of acne or something like that I never I never did but but there was infinite days more days than not It's just so awful So awful I'm so glad I don't have acne anymore It was Your face back Both face face Not back

Not back I didn't get back acne Like like all right I'd occasionally have a bump back there And I'd be like mom pop this bump on my back But it'd be like some angry thing between my shoulder blades But when I started taking testosterone That made my shoulders

My delts my back And really break out Like to the point where I had to up my regimen back to, like, teen years, had to get the lufa and some chemicals involved and make sure I took my two showers a day, minimum. Smileyate. Yeah, especially my delts. Like, they would just break out.

It'd be really hard to, you've only got one hand to deal with something that's right here. Trying to pop those fuckers and they'd get ugly looking. That's terrible. Okay. Well, on that note, time for snack. I got a soft pretzel waiting for me Hell yeah All right

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