Painkiller Already - PKA 772 W/ Harley: Artists Suck, Support AI Slop

Episode Date: October 4, 2025

PGA 772 Josh Wolf out with neurovirus Harley filled in thank you so much Taylor it's you for a Jew this episode of PCA is brought to you by lock and load our wonderful merchandise hear more about them later Harley great to see looking good it was another Jew that was going to be here yeah I didn't even know him he's not top Jay he's up there but he's not he's not top Jay oh this is another Jew Josh Wolf he's a comedian Oh, I know him. I've been on with him. Yeah.

Yeah, he's a cool guy. I like it. A neurovirus. They got it. A norovirus? Is that scary? Is that a real one? Sounds scary.

What is that? It's like a stomach bug. It kind of sucks. But you know how bad a stomach bug can be? It's that. I thought it was neural virus. I think it's spelled N-O-R-O. Yeah, it was N-O-R-O.

Oh, that's not scary at all. I thought he had a brain virus, like from a weird lab monkey had bitten him or something. Like a bug. He'd been touring the skin lab over there And one of them had gotten out And nipped him I'm overdue for a stomach bug Like I could lose

I could lose a lot of weight I know what I'm I could use one sickness too Yeah It has to be a stomach sickness though Because otherwise I've been ordering Been ordering food

Been been chilling I hurt my forearm So like I just stepped out of the gym Forearm It's fucking weak man What'd you do What were you doing when it happened Just like killing it too hard I guess

actually i can tell you what i think it is what's that i specifically i was asking like which movement you think if you oh yeah i'll tell you i think it was uh um from from supinating my wrist is that the word yeah yeah that's like palm up doing this oh down no so the other one what's the other one called pronating pronating fuck uh these guys are fucking smart out here um this sound pathetic you uh first of all i had on a VR headset so right away i'm a gay man and uh i'm doing shadow boxing in this game that's like kind of like guitar hero style you punch at things and they tell you to do like an uppercut or a hook or a jab um and when i when you punch it nothing it actually you could like the the most i've ever hurt myself boxing is missing a punch

a jab where i really thought i was going to hit something and i don't so you're like extend and I've like it hurts the elbow you like over extend your elbow on this there's no impact to absorb it and I was doing like this shadow boxing thing like in this game and uh I just was throwing every punch like I meant it and then I went to the gym later that night and then the next day I woke up and it was like right in here like where it's always right here this thing right yeah yeah like it's almost like next to it under it kind of right there um and then it just it just fucks up everything at the gym and but the problem is it's been like a month of not getting better so I went to go see some Chinese people uh-huh you tell you you pay Chinese people who touch you put needles in you secretly uh well it's not so secret it's it's good though people people people people murk the Chinese for that all the time they're like ah with that gobbledy gook um and they it's okay wrong brand wrong brand and then they uh take me out of here Taylor pick me out of here I'm enjoying seeing you crafting a raft on that island

then they um yeah people like I've had good experiences going to acupuncture and stuff like that and getting massages from Chinese people massages I get it and I bet acupuncture is one of those things if I spent even a tiny amount of time looking into it they'd be like you know there is a little bit of evidence that I can help with this and that but I don't know I also see them do stuff where they like get your your skin all hot with a rock or something and then they put a glass cup on it and then all the cupping yeah i did that i did that too that was the hot the hot cupping thing and then you have it makes more sense than acupuncture because it's like okay well i can see something fucking happening there the same way you can see something happening with a

massage yeah but then you're like getting sucked out maybe it's just blood you see what's getting sucked out it's got to get sucked out if you go to that massage parlor sure we do we do sports massage and it's like yeah well I'm pretty stressed so I've been worried about my upcoming event you 34 you're out of shape I think the cup and increases

blood flow to the area you can get those like pumping things for at home you're like on the cup and then it's like a seal on the back you put in there what are you supposed to put in that one you don't put anything on that's for you

know I thought that was for your heart on you put your thing in there and you no but I there is it So there's different cups. You can get a cock attachment for that pump, but there's also, like, little cups that you put on, like, people's backs to increase the blood flow. And there's a, there's a cup for the pussy, so you can pump a pussy.

Now, if you've ever, if you've never seen a pump. I have pumped a pussy, I promise. Oh, my God. Like, if the pussy is really sick? Like what? No, no, no. No, if it's a really healthy pussy, then it can withstand a pumping. I don't think, it doesn't seem like you would like that.

You've been very adamant before. You're not a fan of fast. I'm not liking the calm, clean pussy. Too much labia is something that you're not about. Oh, it's not about increasing the amount of labia. It's more like here. Let me send you over to extreme pussy pumping on, on writing here. Yeah, you're going to.

I do have to. It's crazy that it's always a real place with you. Oh, my goodness. Is she okay? She's fine. Trust me. She's better than fine. She's having the best day.

She's at the best day of her life. Dude, just top today is, wow. Hell yeah. Oh, my goodness. I got to look at it on my phone. I'm making me log in there, done that. That's good stuff. If you want your recommendations for a good pump, hit me up.

I got a coupon code. P.K. Why do people do this? It's not resonating with me. It makes the vagina like super. super sensitive like way more like a hundred times

more sensitive than it normally is it makes oh so these are fucking absurd are you on her kitty is elite from two years ago yeah

her kitty is elite it says her pussy yeah and it's like it looks like a prolapse but hole thing except you see she has a tasteful

heart butt plug in so you know it's not that it's like do you remember you know what Zoidberg's mouth looks like wrong oh another top jay this is that pussy could talk it would say dude there's 20 000 people here 169 contributors or i guess that's very

many people there now so obviously these this is the subreddit called extreme pussy pumping there is a lesser known subreddit that's they just pump possees up a little bit i just thought I'd send you to the fun one. You don't have to go full hog here with the pumping. You can stop at like five, six pumps. That's like 25 pumps that they're doing to these poor ladies. But at, you know, five or six pumps, she'll start feeling like her insides are being pulled out of her body.

And that's where you stop. Oh, man. This woman has written public property with two arrows above her. Hell yeah. And she says, great me. That's April. Shout out. Edithic Cox worshipped.

some of these are so absurd looking it looks like they've hidden like a fleshlight inside a vagina and like that big who is who could that possibly be for no one's they take the removable core of a fleshlight that's you know it's got a pussy on the front and then it's like a tube that your dick goes and then they shove that inside of a person that is the opposite of the coxley leave that like you put over your dick to make it look like it's better sized in either case

that seems like an insulting dynamic it's meant to be that's an L for both sides though because one guy's fucking a pocket pussy and she's just feeling a rubber pocket pussy see you make it sound like sex has to be just one time like there can't be another time where we shove

some weird stuff in you or another time where we pump some stuff up we'll do maybe it won't be the next time you make it seem like sex is for her too All right. Not always. Don't call down that trap. Sometimes.

We are. We are. We're doing for a men chant. Yeah. Kyle, have you ever fisted someone? I've tried, but like I've got pretty big hands.

Like, not as big as you. I did my best. I do wear after large clubs. I can get like, I've gotten like, like, like this far in. I think that counts.

Does that count? Like, like, I've gotten to like the knuckles. But like, I couldn't get the whole. my thumb is like it's a whole I count that Gaykeepers would say that that doesn't count

but I've got all five fingers in and like like getting one of these going on but I can't no that that's everyone gets a trophy America get the whole fist in there or it doesn't count it needs to wrap around the base of the wrist there needs to be that moment

where it's like uh oh we're in now yeah we have this conversation like eight 10 years ago and Kyle asked the audience us but how many How many fingers have you ever had in her? And, you know, I think maybe I said three and Kyle said four and Taylor's, what, what?

I guess all five. And he just said it like it was casual and typical. Well, I did the same one that Kyle's talking about. Did you mean it all at the same time? Yes, but it was like that exactly what Kyle's hand just did, where it was wrapped around and you were doing a fake pointed thing, which in retrospect, doesn't, shouldn't count as. I pictured your wrist in there. No, I see those.

That's what it would take. There's like toys that are the hand that shape. What do they call that in the store? What do they label that? But no, no, because they sell the fist also. This is like a whole, it's like a piercing hand. If you were trying to like, if you were trying to kill someone in one hit in like an old kung fu movie, like that's the move that you would do to hit them.

I've seen those. The sign on the shelf, I know what it's called. It sold out. The fist in brackets, un-fisted. Here's a 15-inch fist dildo. Kyle, is there a longer link you could find? No, this one looks like a drugstore receipt. It's like one printed page.

As you don't miss it when you click. We're all getting up there in years. It did work, though. Of course it worked. Yeah. I think I guess really long links have like a comma in there or something to get, they don't break. Real fisting?

Like you got a, I mean, advanced fisting, I guess, is you make the fist in there. you're like inside and you like make the fist sure that would be extremely although i've seen some where like they just straight up they just start punching the hole like like oh yeah i've seen that on an literally like ah and like every time they throw a punch it's up to the wrist on each hand they're oh yeah i think i've seen this a long time ago this video that's pretty aggressive

if you did that to one of those pussy pumping girls they might like pop you know i uh i i i i I was talking to a girl years ago. So I'm like, she was hot. I was like down and she was like, yeah, are you crazy? And I was like, I'm so crazy. And they're like, oh, yeah, like you down to, to pull my hair. And I'm like, fuck, you can pull mine even. That would be so funny if you were like, well, I'm not that crazy.

Yeah, you're like, literally like, yeah, tomorrow you come over and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's going to be crazy. She's like, kind of, can I feel fist me? And I was like, in my head right away, I was like, I'm not going there now. Really? I don't like go to this, this. And listen, you could have sex with a thousand guys. I'm totally cool. Not cool if a thousand guys do 22 hit combos on your vagina.

Like, you know, like I don't want to, I don't want to put my dick in the punching bag. It's a joke and Hedukin's that many times. I just feel like if I wasn't Gen. Over here. Grabbing that like lip on the outside. Your issue was that given that this was her idea of a first date. I'm like everyone puts a fist in there.

Yeah. I was like honestly. You're not been shaving my hands right away. You're going to get to believe you back now. I wish I had the balls. I wish I had your balls. I wish I had your balls here right now. How do you know your pussy though?

What's that? How do you? Are you sure? she wanted her pussy-fisted? See, that's the type, see, that's the sickening type of brain that I wish I had. I wish I thought one's got to come back. You've got to agree in amplify.

You've got to be like, yes, and. Close to your ass. Or do you just want a good beating? I only do mouth fisting during movies, actually. And it's to keep the asking questions. I see some pornos where they just beat the girl up. And I'm like, ah, who is this? they're just like punching her

in the stomach really hard like a heavy bag like like if no one's even is it consensual? Yeah yeah yeah it's consensual they're like spit roasting a chick and like the two guys are taking turns like working her ribs like just beating the shit

out of her. Just you and your boy after this let's go to Chipotle high fiving one guy starts to clasp the fingers around the other guy isn't comfortable with it if it was if it was 15 years ago and i was out just fucking chicks and i was fucking a chick

with you like that taylor i would play magic on her back with you oh i would love that you're like of the cards there well every time we're thinking of our turn we're going entirely soft oh fuck sorry well he's playing an infinite combo deck sweetheart and so this is It was just taking a lot of thinking. Yeah, damn, there's some dark places online. I didn't know that even working up some girls' ribs like you're a mobster was a part of it. The sights are the only ones left in a red state. Yeah, they make you go to, heavy R is the other one.

Have you been to Heavy R? I think that's what's called. I've been there. A lot of people that watch this podcast are Heavy R. Those are lowercase stars. You guys aren't in land of the free red states. No. No, we're in heavily oppressed.

We don't have X videos. Like, I'm on Reddit looking at porn. Wait, what comes up if you go to X videos. I'll go to it and see what mine says. In Florida, it was like, you're going to have to sign up. You're going to have to give us your license and sign up here. Okay, I have X videos.

But when I go to Porn Hub and when I go to X Hamster, which are two of the premieres, in my opinion, I get like that video of a woman being like, Your user, as you may know, your elected officials in Georgia, requiring us to verify your age, et cetera, et cetera. There's three paragraphs. The X Hamster doesn't do the previews if you hover over the video thumbnail. If you use Bing, you can get around the whole thing. Like, if you go to Bing video search,

and then you can access all those sites that you're locked out of to if you go to school. No, if I have my pants down and I'm typing in Bing.com, like I'm just going to use my imagination at that point. You're a little bit, my friend. You got to open up the memory banks. That's heavy R. No, but you know, that's the only workaround that I've found. I'm sure it may be a VPN or something.

Wait, what is your say, Kyle, if you go to Pornhub.com? I went to mine and the- I get lectured about voting down way. Same. There's a lady in like a tiger-striped, like sleeveless number, very pretty lady. She probably is a porn star. And she's, as you know, your elected officials in Georgia requiring us to verify your age. And she's like, what's that?

You're jerking off alone? You didn't vote properly. Did you ever see that video where it's that ad where she's like, are you jerking off alone? And then it turns around to him and he's like, no, I'm with my boys. And the cameras are saying bad dudes

they're yelling. My favorite videos. It's so good. They're always promising, it's, I would love to meet the guy who writes the porn ads at the periphery of the screen

because one of them is like want to fuck ugly chicks in your area, they're down and they're ugly and once you sign up there's no going back I make it sound like Kyle you have to fuck these women. There's a contract

you sign when you sign up for fuck ugly fat asses.com. I don't know what that technique is called but it's the same technique as only use this weight loss drug if you intend to lose 20 to 50 pounds. This is not for minor weight loss don't even bother

are you not coming enough for you you're selling you're selling past the point of sale you're like over I guess effectualizing it where you're like you're trying to not even say you're gonna get pussy you definitely don't right now but you will through this and they're like you're gonna have so much you're gonna have some ugly bitch

texting you and you're gonna have to or ice is gonna deport you on the websites that I it's like older women looking to fuck You know, they're, the only hitch is you have to have sex with them. And I'm like, is this targeted? Mine's like, Harry Arabic men, less than one

kilometer away from you. Sometimes you'll see those like old lady ads and it'll be like, that's fucking Nancy Pelosi's face. Like, why did they, how are they getting away with this? Like, you should have a staffer that shuts it down. Yeah, it's sexy Nancy Pelosi, like

AI'd out. And it's like, you, want to fuck saggy old gilfs in your area today? I'm just like, go on. I do. They're in your neighborhood. 17 within a quarter mile. And you're like, that's a lot.

I'll tell you. Oh, the fact they're asking for my social means, this is probably above board. I got to tell you. When I was in high school, I was hitting up Milfs. It was slapping. It was. I liked it.

I had to be older. I fucked with that. And, wait, were you having sex with it? No, no. Like I found out what a milk was. I was always going to pour my black milks, you know, I had to. And then I did come across gilf. I didn't know that was a thing.

And then I realized that like what I liked was on the back end of milf, some might consider a gilf. And on the very front end of gilf. So I had to like weave through the craziest, oldest ancient pusties to get what I wanted. Yeah, you're like, I needed, I didn't want like, I didn't want like a 28 year old mom who's like,

I'm like, no, no, I want it like, yeah, dude, you were, you were born,

one too, too late. It's the ones you wanted in too early to fuck the other class. That, that's sad. Were you, how long? I was the real GIF category.

Huge black asses. It was like a whole year. I was like huge black ass. For a year. I was all about that. I had two friends in high school who were fucking an older woman. They would do it together. I was never involved in it.

But I'm pretty sure it was real. I don't know why they would always say like a Viking, but that was like their catchphrase. The two of them would bang this woman. She was in her 40s. She was not super hot, but she was super easy. And they hit that all the time.

Oh, man. What if like a Viking? They meant like they raided her jewelry box and raped her. I feel like you were very curious, Woody, and you didn't ask them the questions you had for them. I feel like you wanted to know more. Did you get the questions? I feel like you had a lot on your mind.

You want, like, I would be curious about that. I feel like you were curious. You were like, do you guys share a hole one after the other? My questions were more introspective. They were for me. Like, would you? Would you? Right?

You're not getting any right now. Did you masturbate thinking that you were one, of the boys or you were added onto the team not even one no i was like i wasn't even sure if i was envious i'm jerking off the night pretending i'm you i like my super hot high school peers and they're banging perhaps somebody's mom and that wasn't what i was into but i was also into anything i could get which was nothing yeah that that was a horrible phase in like sixth grade and just being into like ugly teachers with huge tits just because you were so wired for it.

Dude, every teacher. It didn't matter. Even fucking Mr. Ritchie in the chess club. I'm like, dude, if I can look at this guy's ass all day. By the way,

to answer your question, by the way, I'm straight. This is a joke. To answer your question, by the way, Kyle, uh,

yes, I like them. If they're real, if I could touch them, they're real. No, no. Oh,

thank you. So last week, last week I took us to one of my favorite subreddits, bolted on booty. and I think I bit off a little more than I could chew because as I scrolled through I was like These are too fucking big for me I don't have enough dick for this

Like I would have to I would need two other guys That to each one of them would have to grab a cheek and spread To get me in there It's too much I have been I have been in one situation Where I felt like I didn't have enough And I was like oh fuck we're getting close to the bottom And I didn't

This is too much cushion I was like saving I was like saving half an inch the last drop of the pace we needed it and like when I'm like shit we have to execute on the last line of defense

but it was like it was the fucking back to the hornberg Taylor it was the fact in the last season just running into the night and it was there were so much hype for the last half inch and it was nothing dead nothing meant nothing it wasn't there

she's like bruised my my bone around it like from going too hard on it like there's nothing more is going to you can't do that nothing more is going to happen was this a real ass or a fake plumpus a real one but it was big this big okay like i shouldn't have been there what the the thing that the only horrible thing about the fake asses is is you ever try to hammer something with a wrench you know you're not supposed to but we're here may as well i mean you use the tools you have yeah the the the the goofy horrible thighs won't go into this again but like you

see anyone with a fake ass it's so inorganic and weird because their thighs don't match they have like sitting on a couch thighs and like this giant like I squat all the time ass and they dress like they go to the gym all the time yeah it's like you're not fooling fucking yeah so they the tech isn't there yet the same way they figured

out breast implants like some people that have it some people have the body built in to support it and you would almost be like damn that's a fake one wow interesting they're probably more tactful with it and it's that like plastic surgery thing where the ones I'm talking about are the ones that are so obvious you'd have to be crazy not to but like you know they do fake boobs pretty well that sometimes you see those from a distance or in a bikini or whatever and you're like those are probably

fucking real you know they're jiggling like that guy that apparently did a apparently did an operation on his stepdaughter in Mexico gave her a BBL and implants and she died and they told her dad her real dad they were like yeah it was this COVID thing something something like damn that's fucked up and apparently he got there and she had like huge tits and he's like what the fuck no she didn't have but apparently like relatives were there and spoke about her her body and were like why her boobs look bigger or something like that there was a report of that and that's fucking crazy no one shut that down no one was like hey sweetie i know you're going to hang out with my stepdad in you know chihuahua her mom was cool her mom was cool he's retarded well that's a region of

Mexico. I don't know a city in there, but I don't think it's called Chihuahua, right? There is a place, I think. That's where the dogs. The dogs run that shit there. Whatever they do. Yeah, the dogs run. The cartel there is all tiny dogs. Yeah. Man, that sucks.

Oh, Woody's fact checking us. Things are stupid. T-H-U-A-H-U-A-H-U-A. Oh, Taylor says you don't know how to spell. Oh, yeah. Crazy, bro. It's a state and a capital city in northern Mexico. For some reason,

I thought it was close to Chihuahua, but not actually Chihuahua, but I guess you, I mean, you clearly, you're right. Oh, yeah. I have a Chihuahua. His name's Goro. He's so fat. I didn't even know. I got him. He looked like a normal Chihuahua, and then he just starts growing up into like a pug.

He's like a stressed out. What's that? Is he always stressed out chihuahua, as I see him, they're always like tense and he could get tensed very fast for nothing. Like, if I'm leaving. in the house he'll like go and sit on this like worry carpet where he like sits down and like there's bad things that could have like a fly could come in the house and I'll know it because he's like sitting on that carpet and he's sitting on that carpet and his paw comes up he's going to puke any second poor little fella yeah I call it puke paw

and he's fat as hell yeah he's pretty fat we like he's been on a diet so he's lost weight like everyone that sees him this year is like whoa look how much weight goro's lost And with that dog that's nice, you're like, yeah, he's losing a ton, 0.8 pounds. Oh, yeah, yeah. We had to do the food in like advanced feeding mechanics. He has to play like fucking minigame on the PlayStation controller to get his piece of brown cereal. I also have a Yorkie. And the Yorkies like, the York is on some weird shit.

He won't eat his food and enjoy it unless he knows that the fat chihuahua who eats much faster wants it. So when I put their food down, like the Yorkie, like, stands behind him and waits for him to finish and then he starts panicking because he wants more food but there's only one pile in the orc he's like that's my pile how much food I have and only then will he eat that other pile like really slowly and he'll do shit like take a kibble piece and like turn around and look at his brother and chew it I swear this sounds like made up shit but there's like various fucking moves going on yeah they do weird stuff I used to do something similar with my younger brother at Christmas where my grandma, like we'd be at her house

for Christmas, she'd be like, now I made sure both people always had the same number of presents. And I would like watch as he feverishly tore through them. And I would be like neatly peeling the first present trying to time it. So after the first one of mine was opened, he was done. And because he would always spas and be like, Taylor has so many more presents than me. And then there was like, I don't know, that was funny. That was me. That was me. with cocaine and hot girls for years. I'd be like, oh, shit, you know what I got all this over here. Bring it back to my place, though.

So, I don't know. I haven't used any of my pussy pie for the night yet. I want to show you my new dog. Do you want to see? Yeah, let's see him. Yeah? How new is this dog? I thought you met him.

I don't know. I don't even have it yet. How do I? Oh, soon to me, dog? Yeah. One of these dogs is yours? The center, the star of the show. Cahooley.

Which is name? Don't I know. Joan of Bark. Joan of Bark? Yes. It's a girl. Not a boy. It's a girl, yeah.

Joan of Bark. It can be whatever it wants to be. It's 2025. Yeah, I get with it. I think we get it in the middle of this month. That's sick. You don't have another dog?

They died. Yeah, so we're out of dogs right now. We haven't been dog free for like over 20 years. That sucks. When did your dog die? Four weeks ago, maybe? Oh, I'm sorry. That's crazy.

Both of them. Yeah. Yeah, one died like four weeks ago and the other died like three months ago. I saw some weird dog sad shit where the other one's like, ah, I'm checking out. Dude, he lost. I'm just going to go out back and die because apparently dogs do that. They're like, I'm just going to go die on my own. Don't worry about me.

I'm just going to go over there and die. Apparently they do that to not like burden or bother or it's like some weird. There's some theories about it, but I always thought that they're the best animals ever. Yeah, they do. Yeah. I always use dogs as a litmus test. Like people I've been on on way, way back in the day. Like I'd have like go see a girl or something and I my dog is my background.

And if they're not hyped enough, if they're not hyped enough about the dog, then I'm like, this is your, I don't know about you. You're fucking weird. Yeah. Yeah. should I go get my dog you want to see him live the the spazzy or is that he's not a gay podcast that's for a gay podcast I'm not going to do that it's straight out here yeah yeah that we turn into a gay podcast at the three hour mark oh yeah that three hours 40 minutes I'll go get him and I'll have to wake him up he's gonna look so fucking stupid uh Kyle before the show you were talking about how disappoint or I guess not even talking you just sent me a couple of videos about Bill Burr going to Saudi Arabia to Riyadh in the comedy festival and he's getting a bunch of hate for it. I call him old Billy blood money.

You're really focusing on him too. Rightfully so because he's not the biggest, but he is the who's bigger? Kevin Hart. No, people don't like hypocrites. People don't like hypocrites because Bill is on record making fun of giving Beyonce and other people shit for going and performing for Gaddafi's kids. And he even said, he was like, you're going to go there and dance for those people.

Those people that shot down that airliner full of Americans. And it's like, I mean like the Saudis to, you're going to go there. Those people with those human rights abuses, the Saudis have slaves. They punish dissenters in terrorist courts. Well, women are allowed to do now since last year. The women only have been allowed to drive on their roads. It's been eight years since they murdered a reporter. it's it they kill one in june i believe uh the kashoggi thing was further back because the kashoggi one

they died you don't know that these people are reporters oh wait what are we talking about american citizens they just let him apart with electric saws on it's all on on audio ohmsaw is ready you didn't they said that to him he's like they're like we stop it now it's not the time for jokes assassination. Dude, when I listened to the Bill Burr clips you sent me, I haven't listened to his podcast in so many years, but it was like the most on the nose shit ever, where he's like, oh, you're going to go support this country, that country? What? Is, do you not have enough money? Is that it? You don't have enough money? And it's like, oh, Bill. Like, this is, this is great.

They didn't give him that much. Do you know what they paid him? You know how much? on what you said it's 1.5 million it's a metric shit ton of money but not to bill burr that's not life-changing money to bill burr how much what percentage of the money that he has do you think that is hey 1%

no he's not worth 150 million there's no way I would assume that he's worth like 10 million oh really I was going to go 50 but I'm that high I mean he's not like He's been in movies and stuff, but he's not like any tours as a comedian, but like, I mean, I don't know enough. I'm literally guessing. But I mean, 20 mil, that's a fuck ton of money.

That's like, Google says 14 to 20. So it is 14 to 20. 1.5 does do a lot. Kevin Hart's a billionaire. Dave Chappelle is borderline a billionaire. And they're going there to take that money. And then not only are they going there to perform because you could almost excuse that, but part of the deal is that they just need to smooch arab ass all month long so now they're back

here and they're all on their podcast being like oh you know you land and it's just it's not what you think it's not what they're definitely going to say that but there is they for sure had a crazy experience you go there you're like like you've you've participated in things where you guys have like been hired to be talent and they want to juice you up a whole bunch and get you in their shit and they show you a nice weekend or whatever you know maybe they take you up for dinner and they whine and dine you sure like them whining and dining you is on a whole other level yeah it's like it'd be like the experience itself would be insane it probably would like and i i could tell uh yeah well tim dillon is the kind of guy who's like yeah you know

offer to pay me and i'll show up like well no no no to do. Dylan's gay and he took their money and then on his podcast he went on a rant about how they have modern day slaves literal slave labor and they canceled on him and like I don't know if they took the money back it'd be so funny if he was like I cashed a check it's mine now did Chappelle go yeah I wish I could remember which comedian it was but there was one of them was a big name you'd know it and they told him to come to Saudi Arabia and do it and he's like no I'm not going to. Shane Gillis.

Yeah, yeah, sheingillis. And then they raised the amount. He's like, fuck. I already said no. Now I wish I hadn't. Yeah, they doubled it. Yeah, they doubled it. Yeah, I saw him talking about that on his podcast as well.

Here's like a full list of all the comedians. Like, you know most of them. You know, if you're even tangentially familiar with comedy, you know most of these. Gabriel Iglesias? Sure. Mark Norman, Tom Segura, Chris Tucker. Kevin Hart I honestly my

opinion of these guys my opinion of these guys is not even Pete Davidson yeah that is a rough on his ad was 9-11 yeah I mean that that'd be like you go into like the Palestinian

comedy show or something on October 8th they pay well they wind the guy they say it's bad but I'm a telling you he was like the leader he was the ultimate guy like the social justice

comedian almost he went from just like telling jokes about women all the time to really a lot of social commentary um his wife flipped the bird at the president i think and he defended that a whole lot and like he was that guy you know who told you what he thought was right and wrong and then he did this i mean i've always said bill burr louis ck they get a lifetime pass for me for all their nonsense they were so funny on old opi and anthony if they want to go perform and dance for slave masters you can frown but you know they gave me a lot of laughs i feel i really judge i reserve the right to judge them for two weeks for two weeks we can and then we'll go back to pretending it's for sure i'll log this but it's not going to change anything at all i won't even log it you know

they're there listen them being complicit in blood money is fine it's american it's fine I put myself in that position like listening to that video Kyle sent me in the shower today where like it would be so easy to be like this is fucking ridiculous these people or at least at least the ones making a big song and dance about being against this stuff you know signing up and doing it it's like oh that's that's pretty fucked

but then I was like all right if like Saudi Arabia was like hey we're offering you and Woody and Kyle each $600,000 to go do a live show in Saudi Arabia I'd be like yeah yeah I yeah yeah that I'm

I would do that what if what if they were like yeah we'll pay you 300 and three three three hundred

we're going to pay you four hundred thousand dollars extra to each of you but you guys have to do PCA here yes and Kyle, Kyle, also at extra 400K, you're bringing back your shooting channel, but you're doing it here.

Uh, muted, Kyle. Yeah, I don't know. I think there are enemies. I think that they, they, they bombed us on 9-11, and, uh, and then somehow they convinced our government to go bomb Afghanistan and Iraq. And, uh, and, and there couldn't be a greater example of an evil empire in our midst than Saudi Arabia, the trillionaire. Yes, dude. empire that that pulls the strings in the background everybody's so focused on Israel poor Israel really it's the same you don't see them with a they're no

trillionaires in Israel all right those are those are commonly poor country common folk giving charitable wonderful people it's the all the richest ones live here I would go do any sort of a show in Israel long before I would I would go and do thing for Saudi Arabia. But I'm in the opportunity. Israel offered me one. If they offered me a mill, I'm in.

I'm going to I'm a hand on the wall. I'm putting my tongue in the cracks. Israel? It's real. I got that wall and I'm doing it. D.B. is going to have to grab my shoulder and go, it's been half an hour, calm down.

And I'm going to take a knee and be like, no, my liege. I don't know anything for you. You know what's the wrong. If you guys got offered the $7,000, the Israel dollars, the $7,000, if you guys got offered that, you didn't get seven with three zeros? Yeah. If you didn't take that to go to Israel, just for $7,000, even I'd be mad at all of you because I'm coming. I'm coming also. What are we doing in Israel? Are there fun activities? Just talking. You're talking about fucking this shit? I'll lay targets for the bombers. Like, you don't have.

Kyle's sitting over there being like, I only have to pay. seven, I'm in. I keep saying, I wish, like, I've had genetic testing twice now, because Taylor put doubt into it the first time. So I wouldn't be sure they didn't send me back somebody else's shit. And not a drop of Jewish blood, unfortunately, but if there were, man, I'd be doing that trip when they, they welcome you back to the motherland and show you around. I'd be all in.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I could talk to. couple of people so we can get you in i don't have any jewish blood though i'm talking we'll get you in trust me we wouldn't be respected we wouldn't be seen as in the club but if i was i don't respect me we don't respect those ones i would you know what i would do if i found out i was jewish i'd start my own tunnel in st louis i'd have i'd have my own st louis tunnel that'd be fun i'd fully convert i'd be all in i i i'd get one of those hats i'd get the mazouza you know

know i i the whole those hats you gotta know what it is it's either a kippa or a yamika i think he's talking about a a a schizel or a uh he's talking about the free hockey puck right or are you talking about the leather box atop the head i'll be honest i like that that that like fedora almost looking thing they rock sometimes with the long sideburns like if they lost the sideburns aren't part of the hat though i'm aware they are in my case yeah i'll i mean i can't correct me it's a long time to grow mine out what do you call those sideburns i bet they've got a name or pay you yeah or pay us p-a-y-o-t but you see i look at the hats called the try them on look how expensive they are like the case the case for some of these hats could be like two thousand dollars or if you look at

a 18 k 20k dude you your neighbor it's like eggs cost five bucks and your neighbor is wearing a fucking $20,000 furry hockey put on his head? You'd be like, I fucking hate those people. Is this a Russian? $19 and it's 10% off. They know their audience. No, it's going to be made a mohair or something. It's like that sign. You're talking about a $10.000 strimal?

Strymo. They will ask you in the tunnels if you pull up wearing that shit. They don't like that. Don't link that again. Don't put extreme policy links. Oh, is that one of the list.

Oh, that's a big one. Hang on, I got turned dark mode off. It went on. I don't know how that happened. This is what I was trying to do much. That strimal? Oh, you were trying to link this and you linked Extreme Bussy. That's really, that's crazy.

I'm glad that happened to this environment. He's like grabbing it. Woody, this is like, this is what I would wear on like a Halloween episode. Like this is. Look how little the hat is. It's so short. These things are supposed to pop off the head. I don't see people in Israel wearing these, though.

I feel like this is a Russian Jew. thing that if they went to Israel, they might get bullied a little bit because they have their own hat style. This is like a winter hat type thing. This is like it's warm. So you wouldn't, they don't wear this year round. So Israel you would, uh, they, I think they'd be like, no, Jews retarded. He's wearing winter

clothes here. I believe so. Anyways, I thought it was like, uh, something like that. But it does give like that Russian hat a little bit. You know? Yeah. I do like that Russian hat. That even taller one. Oh yeah. Yeah. Or one that like, like the the Russian general wears and it's got it all folded up. It's like furry on the back and sides. Yes, we've lost a lot of history

as far as hats go militaristically worldwide because there used to be a lot of pomp and circumstance. There used to be a lot of fanfare with the headwear. And now it's just helmets and even they, it's just like a few guys who aren't even allowed to like. Like March Simpson out there. Yeah, I guess they do. But it looks kind of cool. You know, they look. It's not cool as in like, They would do well in battle with it, but it's cool, as in there's some pomp and circumstance, you know, like our old revolutionary war hats, the generals, the big almost admiral hats. That was neat. You look at the old, even a million years ago, you look at the Romans with their hats, the high-ranking guys, those big ass red feathers and the red straw and stuff to die. Now, now I saw that, I saw Pete Heggsat talking all those generals. Guess what? There was nary a single cool hat, the entire crowd. Well, they're indoors They sold the metals

They sold their metals The Marines have those little Soldiers like us call them covers I wish you'd get it straight Yeah, okay Don't be disrespectful to the troop I'm trying not to blow my cover Woody I'm a current US

Legally speaking I'm a current US Those berets that they wear Pretty sick Look at this Marine Gunny Raider here Where in the Let me get you a link

Oh yeah my elbow is for sure tennis elbow woody by the way it's that that was my thought because i have like i was lifting a lot my tendon isn't as strong as my muscle is and i think i was lifting too heavy and doing the turning thing but yeah another link from kyle is it going to be extreme pussy this is not even if this were a a hat in a serious military it would be mocked dude that's a i'm sorry zach would you please show that hat that kyle linked it looks like it needs blue chew Yeah, that hat is lasting. That hat should be standing up.

This hat, if I'm playing like a military game and I get to dress my character, I always put on some form of that hat. Really? Yeah, I put on a helmet. That's for the guys that are listening to my orders. I put that one on, I'll make it a red or green or something. If it's a green beret, like it's literally a, you know, that's even less like, uh, I guess out there and bombastic. Why don't you'll be out there and bombastic?

It's a modern military headpiece. Because we should have like for for so long, people didn't look at the Pope hat as though it was so incredible because there were so many other hats about. It's only now in a hatless world that people are like the Pope's overboard. A Atlas world?

You're largely hatless world. You're wearing a hat right now. Yeah, but this is a simple hat. So no one would assume this has anything to do with power. It has to do with the slavish devotion to a bad hockey team. Yeah. they won just less than 10 years ago yep six years ago so way less than 10 actually yeah almost five years ago

almost five which is basically three which is right on the right near history now we're talking about my waking oh i've done that being like yeah these jeans probably never fit they did they used to i'm in striking distance or striking distance of an adequate weight I pulled open Like a drawer that's like the drawer that like if I get to this drawer Then it's like no you got to start fucking you need a tune up Because this drawer turns into the next drawer And that next door half of the shit I like passed off to like fat people that I know

I'm like I got all these shirts I don't wear anymore and here are these shorts So I'm in like my on my road to fat drawer Got to tune this shit up you know what I mean That's a tough place to be I have a different top if you guys don't mind my friends and I are kind of like hitting our saturation point with the game we play what's a like a game that three players can play together and have a good time it should be something you can put a lot of hours into but isn't just wait bro we're almost there

we're almost there no no no you just wait you and your friends do whatever you got to do sit on your thumbs for like two weeks and then we fucking get battlefield six and I really think we're back really think we're back there's a problem with battlefield six all one of your friends are gay he's not a keyboard and mouse shooter guy so like borderlands four i feel like is a game you can learn to shoot with a mouse battlefield six is a game where you are cannon fodder for people who already know yeah no no no no no no he plays support class or he plays medic i like to play medic a lot nothing wrong with it call it epic me heal time and i'm always picking my boys up you you get comfy in that game playing support role and in fact

if you're bad at shooting you're like dedicated support and there's a lot of joy in that like battlefield what I've always like it encourages you to do teamwork things so if you supply your team like if you drop a good ammo box that'll give you way more points than a double kill way more so people

get like high on the leaderboard and they could have low kills from doing the things that they should do in their roles so your buddy who's a fucking loser it does not have to play computer games he should be following you around and keeping your gun stocked

with ammunition. Is that fun though? Yeah, I love it. I do it. Playing for hours as a squire. You do, but you do things is like, well see,

I like to play a hell let loose and squad and I always go in there and I'm like, tell me fuck, tell me what to do, daddy. I love when I got like a fucking a dude who's really in the military

and I'm like, I'm so ready to be just fucking dumb following orders right now. What do I want me to do? Where do I flip the switch? Harley, I would have fun in that role, too. I'm not sure he will. We'd have to see if he wants to.

Well, the thing is, whenever I play those games, after about like 15 minutes, I'm like, these fucking idiots. And then I promote myself to fucking squad leader. And I'm like, okay, dummies, here's what we're going to do. I didn't want to have to do this, but my buzz is wearing off. So now I want to start winning.

It's what kind of game you want to play, right? Because Night Rain is so unique in being like a scroll-type game. Like, I can't think of any like that, but Grounded 2 is a really fun co-op. That's when you're basically honey. I love the first one. It's literally honey. I shrunk the kids. The spiders are fucking scary. You have to grind

and like find like enough leaves and thorns and bits of plastic to make weapons and technology and rank up. It's a got a storyline but there's also plenty of just kind of chilling and like all right I need 10 stems and you go get some spider web and you find me eight pebbles and there's a lot of like that

and crafting and exploring. And then Borderlands 4 obviously is the new hotness that that just has i don't know if it's saving out yet it doesn't interest me i don't like borderlands but that's going to be good um dark tide i always recommend to people and hell divers i always recommend the people i go back to hell divers all the time and i'm always like look how much they're adding it's crazy yeah i've been playing the new uh the new content it's really fun yeah i like how hard it's gotten because i did always play on difficulty 10 and i always won because i had 800 hours in that game now i play on difficulty 10 and i play on difficulty 10 and

and half the time get fucked up. I love it. It's almost a bit of glitchy. I'm like, this is not, I feel like there's not supposed to be this many enemies and a flying dragon roach or whatever they're called. Yeah,

the flying dragon roach is a problem. Just keeping him out of the air is tough. But yeah, those would be my recommendations. I like those games a lot. Those are some good ones. Raft is fun too. I would do another round of that.

No, battle, get your friend working the, even with a controller, you can play battlefield. I'll see you guys on the field. Yeah, come on. I don't think I'm going to play Battlefield

I know you we always talk about why we don't like Battlefield and what do you know I kind of agree you just kind of feel inconsequential if you're not a badass motherfucker and we're not certainly not at that game with like I and and then like I see people bitching about the specialist stuff about how you can you can bring so much gear it sort of unbalances the game

and that doesn't affect me but it's still like oh okay there's a weird balance thing going on that I don't even quite understand yeah they like like if you choose recon they want you to have a sniper rifle people you know they don't want you to be able to choose something and be a recon guy like running around the grenade launcher and a ride yeah spotting people yeah i think but i mean i like i like what i like about battlefield the portal mode and stuff other than you could just do lots of different game types and i really thought the last one was a misstep

so i'm counting on this one to be back and i don't even need to push it because what if it comes on it's shit again so we'll talk the next time i'm a guest when some other some other jew bail on you guys. I'll fill it. One thing that's on my mind a little bit. Rust. We've all had that friend who's like one of the top point one percent CSGO players who shifts to every

other shooter and just is amazing at it. I think he could be that guy before too long. I know you need to learn recoil patterns and such, but he's just him. Not as much anymore. Okay. But you really need a Rust tour guide, I think. You know, someone who knows.

about the blueprints about this and that and they play nights and i russ seems to really encourage 24 hour players and i liked i played rust for a bit and i did have someone from my chat which is always like loki been a great thing about streaming is you always got shooters on deck like you go in your discord you're like is anyone playing and half the people are playing some game and they're down to game uh but russ like yeah i had i've had guides with me in that game and it's yeah i'm like trying to i'm like how do i The door and they're like making a gun and defending the base while I'm like an idiot. Scum would absolutely be your tour guy.

He loves Rust. And he's way more current art than I am. I haven't played in probably a year. I got like 1,600 hours. I love Rust. And the recoil would be easier for him to get into now than it once was because they've simplified the recoil patterns. I like to even simplify blueprint system. The whole game is more easily digestible to a.

new player i think than it once was and i do like games that give you a dick always down to check it out oh yeah i know is that still true conan was like random you made a character and it gave you a dick and it was like rng on the size and there was very big variation in sizes like you're got you don't get to re-roll on the dick like you just i love that you don't get to reroll on the dick like you just there were a bunch of different labias in the game too and you might just spawn in and it not be your cup of tea but that's what you're born would get used to it. My only problem with that as a feature, like the genital addition into video games,

is if you have that feature, that game had better be fucking perfect. They had better have great reloads and it better have great missions because if it's a bad game and they added that, you know they were feeling fucking around. Kind of a terrible game with like great caution.

Hey guys, level four really sucks in the mission. They're like, yeah, but we'll get to that after the penis part it's like no no no you it better be a fucking flawless game if you're going to get into if red dead two sucked all the like videos and breakdowns have had the horse balls shrink in the cold would be like look what they did horse ball technology and the game sucks people would be like what the fuck when i write into the wilderness here everything gets pixelated and destroyed i can't find the rare fox and they have fucking shrinking horseballs now rust is straight that rust has and so much content they add content every month and they have

been for years and years and years every month there's brand new cool stuff i respect that about fortnight dude i actually do check out fortnight a whole bunch because like i'm always like die out of you're making games and doing a lot of shit feels like they've added so many things every time i check it out this is news to me but i guess getting shot in the dick takes more damage in rust and then like belly shots or leg shots and there's a whole article like why being well hung in rust is bad news mo penis mo problems was that my big little dick your tiny dick is an advantage yeah having a smaller target to shoot it can meet my girlfriend isn't isn't that accurate because like if you get your dick shot off you're going to bleed to death faster than if you take like

a belly shot i mean i guess yeah but this is a game where we make explosives some horse shit so maybe take it easy on the realism i assume not when it comes to realistic bro i think borderlands for after i've watched a few gameplay videos looks pretty neat and the only thing you have to endure in a borderlands game is the fact that the writers for borderlands think that they're infinitely funnier than they are and so like one in in 30 to 40 dialogues will have a funny joke and 39 out of 40 will be like grading and like irritating where it's like i can't skip this i can't like this stupid fucking character i'm really trying to get to the randomized gun part of it it doesn't seem like you guys understand the randomized gun part of it is a big part of how fun it is the fight is like this cut team where they're like hold

on i'm going to upload a selfie to social media literally yes like that's how they they behave in there and it's like man why do you guys have to make this so cringe you have the coolest gun mechanic ever it's so fun borderlines two or three they had a character named Muscles and I tweeted I was like oh there should have been like another character glasses or there was like a kid it was like a really jacked guy he's wearing a gray t-shirt with glasses and I was like was like mussels glasses and someone tweeted at me they're like oh yeah we were I work on the game and we were gonna do that and then we were just nervous so we just changed it to just

muscles I would uh for Woody I would also recommend Space Marine to oh for sure three players definitely it's got that it's got that clip in it that I showed you that made you cry that time when like all the ultramarines are on the hill trying to hold and all the monsters are just flooding in and uh calgar like the the badass like shows up in a ship and the music starts playing and he just takes a step off into nothingness and falls down with like double auto cannons on his on his sure sure but it's not true i cry at victory scenes that's a lot of i play that game and that game really hit on the fact that the graphics were so sick and the enemies were so terrible

terrifying. And I always love this about Warhammer. It reminds me of like my younger years, like when I played football and you were like with the boys and you were ready for whatever. And these creatures are so terrifying. But the guys, the space marines are just so serious about fucking them up. Like humans, there's like humans that they're like craziest. Like they fucking hate aliens. Oh, yeah. On a religious level, they fucking hate alien. They don't even like this machine, but they're going to pray to. it to to rev it up and then i go ahead on and and fight did you guys see the uh amazon prime the levels or refinels yeah secret level yeah there's this thing in that where they they land and they have they're carrying with them this big heavy fucking block thing and they're like dragging it with them as they're going into like the core of this place and they're fighting all these creatures and people that are traders or whatever they're called again i forget when they're they're they're chaos people and they're all like they're fighting all and this whole time they're dragging this big box with them and uh kind of somewhat spoilers but they're uh they're dragging and they're like they're bringing and

you just kind of think like i wonder it's in the box and they get to this point where they open the box up and there's this like little religious dude in there and he comes out and he like does an incantation that puts up like a bubble shield for literally like two seconds and then he gets obliterated in a shower blood he gets a demolished and it's just so funny warhammer like grim vibes that this guy's whole existence is to learn this incantation so these space marines can be bought two seconds of time and it was a world of a difference but it's still like his whole life and then i think about those like servitors they're like the fly floating skulls in warhammer they're literally like this skull flies around to like his job is to wipe one space marines ass every day that's

his existence. And I think I'm like, this is, in this world, this is someone's son. This is horrible. The space marine can wipe his own ass. Like, he seems, he seems very capable. I don't know. You just get out of the suit and then fucking do it and then hop back in the suit. I'm not sure if they poop.

I think, I'm not really, they haven't been too specific. They're, they're Kim Jong-ooning it. They did have a conversation about their, their dick once. I think I love this one or something. I think you put me on it, Kyle. I read like three quarters of Eisenhorn. You told me about that, right? Yep.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. And yeah, they spoke about the space marines. And then I did have the thought. I think I looked it up. I was like, do they fuck? And it was another book where someone was like talking about how awesome they all looked and how awesome their cocks were and how much it was a waste that they don't use them. Yeah.

They got 17 hearts and they're eight feet tall with these beautiful dicks. They're all plastic. they can't even fuck they can't even make more space they don't want to that's an enormous oversight the tech has to be there to get their dicks hard so they can make more that's not how you do it well i guess it's through a long process of uh like religious ascendancy right where you like devote yourself more and more more indoctrination and surgical and genetic manipulation so they're going to literally add an extra layer of skin beneath your layer of skin called the Black Carapace at one point.

Like every, every year between like 11 or 12 and 16 or 17, they do another thing because they did it all at once. They'd kill you. So they're adding a heart. They're adding a lung. They're adding all sorts of extra organs. There's a bunch of extra organs, like maybe 17 now. Like, there's a bunch.

What do they call? No, it's like copies of ones that already exist. Some of them are brand new. Some of them like the Bellasarius furnace, which is what you get like, the new primaris marine. Like 20 kidneys, like to keep you alive. yeah well not 20 but but like extras of especially like there's two hearts I think there's three lungs they spit acid they can eat almost anything um hmm different but I mean they should probably

be wearing helmets because that video I just watched they were helmetless all of that was just for us yes we have a helmet on yeah they wear the helmets like 95% of the time okay yeah I mean every time I look into Warhammer 40K lore I love Warhammer fantasy lore because I'm more of a fantasy than a sci-fi guy. But every time I look into Warhammer 40K lore, it's so sad and dystopic. It's like, and this guy,

if you achieve this rank, you're near the very top. And what this rank entails is that you have all the flesh flayed from your bones and then you are inserted into what they call... Their legs are cut off. What they call acid armor,

which will protect you, but you'll be in constant searing pain which you eventually get used to and it's like this is they could have done something dreadnots they get their like arms and legs cut off and they get to live in like a metal tin box fuse an amniatic stature machine for like 300 years and they're like oh thousands i can't wait to die in here yeah they live for thousands and thousands of years there's a great story where the the empire of man is fighting against the tau the tower kind of a newcomer and most of the most people point to the tau as the race that is the only example of like a good faction, the Tao were 6,000 years ago were cave dwellers and they've massively evolved in the last 6,000 years to the point where they're space faring faster than speed of light traveling and they've, it's sort of a group of a lot of different alien races and there's a story where the Tao defeat an imperial dreadnought and they crack it's like carapace open and they can see the marine inside all like in its amniatic sack or whatever and it's saying like kill me now.

face my wrath but he's still got a normal head like when Voldemort is in that white space yeah it's like that he looks like the melted Voldemort from the white space the train train station and the Tao realized in that moment

that this individual soldier is older than their entire race like this guy is 8, 10,000 years old he's been in this fucking box fighting the enemies of mankind They've only been people for 6,000 years, and it's kind of mind-blowing for them. I don't understand why you say they're the only good space race, because obviously humans, like, we are human.

But they're the bad guy. No, they're not. We should be pulling for humans in all circumstances because it's, you know, dog, dog. Yeah. I think that, dude, you say that, but like, that's not really how you are. Like, you're sitting there, chill in, you know, you're hanging. out at home, podcasting, playing your games, and then you find out that your tax money is paying for a fucking fleet of gigantic ships in another galaxy, spreading humanity, saving bug planets

from humanity, you'd be pissed, dude. You'd be like, fuck that. If we got something out of it, it would be worthwhile. If we're fighting the bugs, share all that technology with the ships. If we're fighting the bugs and the bugs are coming at us, I don't give a shit if we were the ones to aggress on the bugs. I'm human, so I want humans to win. We are the good guys. No, we're definitely the bad guys. Like, like, we'll find a group of aliens who are like, hello humans. We are the, we are the Benali. We are friends to share our technology, and we would

love to more about you and your culture. And they'll be like, Zeno scum, your field will not coexist in my galaxy. We grab away, watch the viral bombs. Like, like, they'll melt, like, the, They're absolutely xenophobic And trust not his heresy And like the average citizen of the Imperium Is probably an algae farmer You know like the average like human Is probably some woman in China somewhere

Like like like Watching your clothes in a river The average citizen of the Imperium Is a fucking algae farmer on a slave planet Who works 16 hour shifts And when he dies They're gonna grind him up and feed him to his comrades Like you're like I like in the games

When you go to the lower levels of the ship Sound pretty horrible When you go to the lower levels of the shit ship and like their life just fucking sucks all they they never see outside they never see the sun they live in these dirty dirty floors of the ship and they just fucking you know turn cranks and run run the engines and shit their life is fucking terrible and it only exists down there they just needed more robots I know robots aren't allowed the biggest thing that can happen to you if you have that life is that a space marine you see one

as he walks by but then you're also fucking terrified but there's a great story where this guy his whole life he's been prepared to be like a page to a space marine like an assistant to a high-ranking space marine but when he first meets one for the first time after a lifetime of preparation he like melts down and he can't stand in their presence he like pisses himself and falls to his knees and goes into hysterics and the the space marine is like it's okay this happens sometimes we'll find another duty for you my son

and the guys just like he turns into a skull all he's seen is algae exactly yeah they can't fathom like what a space marine is well then I don't like that I think it should be a little nicer to the other humans

some of them are like that's where like the factions and people having favorites within the the lore comes into play like the salamanders are this group of salamander fireboys and green they love humans they're they're often taking like incredibly high losses because they'll stay behind and try to save civilians and they'll fight they're almost low key and i don't i am a straight man but they're low key like uh huffelpuff of of space a little bit a little bit they're like the greatest craftsman they're also the black i say this is an outsider i only got into warhammer is like in the last

year and a half two years and just a little bit um but yeah i uh i saw i was i fucked with salamanders and like these guys are kind of goofy every time they come up they're on some different shit wait so like 10 000 years in the future they have a special regimen for black or 40 000 years in the future they have a special regiment for black people no so um they're from a planet um where the radiation is such and that they have a genetic um mutation that allows them to change the tone of their skin. So it's usually, it is not black like African American black. It's black like Ebony so that they can deal with. Not black like African American black like white person being wrong doing something they shouldn't. Like black like Canadian

prime minister. When they draw them, they do draw them as African Americans. Well, like if you look up a picture of Vulcan who's the prime arc of the salamanders, he has African American features. Like, he's clearly a human black man, but he's also black as soot with red glowing eyes. That makes him less likable, the red eyes. He's pretty sick guys. He's probably one of my favorites. He's just an overall nice guy, like a master craftsman. He's got some fun stories.

I don't know. Seems like a horrid world. Yeah, for sure, definitely. Warhammer Fantasy. I've watched some lore videos on that. Pretty nice. Pretty fun. You get orcs in that?

You get orcs there? They have the orcs. The orks are jokes. I thought, are there also in the fantasy, in the 40K though, right? Yeah,

the greenskins. Yeah, the, the orcs are really, the orcs are the remnants of a biological weapon. They used to be quarks. They were like 40 feet tall

and geniuses with a psychic magic that link them all together and the things that they believe would just come true. But now they're all bumbling morons who grow from fungus spores and they still have that like psychic magic where the cars they paint red go faster

because they believe that red cars go faster so if they're building a tank and they slap a coat of red on it it genuinely goes faster yeah yeah their guns whatever the imperium gets a hold of an important weapon they'll be like oh they have this weapon it launches little mini elf men through reality and they re emerge inside of our tanks inside of space marines and just start shitting everywhere and tearing things apart. We've got to figure out how this works. I like how they do. And it's nothing but screws and springs and scrap metal.

And stuff that doesn't make sense. I do think the orc tech is very funny. And because it's like, I didn't even know they used to be like 40 foot tall like Superman. And now it's just been like 100,000 years of dysgenic retards. Devolving. I didn't know that. Damn.

I don't know. I'm still pulling for the humans. Yeah, me too. They're pretty evil. They're pretty horrific things. But the new 40K lore is more hopeful, and it looks like good things are coming. The primarks are waking up, the good ones. Like Gilliman has come back, the primark of the Ultramarines, and Lionel Johnson, the primark of the dark angels.

They have returned. They're on opposite sides of the galaxy with a blockade in between that's difficult to pass. But the next part of the story, everyone is hoping that they get together, because each of them is this world-beating God. They're basically demigods. They're the sons of the emperor. And there's like scales of magnitude. Like a space marine is worth 10 or 20 regular humans. But then a primark might be worth 10 or 20 or 30 space marines.

And then the emperor might be worth, you know, multiple primarchs. I just don't like the high-tech lore. Like it's more fun when there's a huge amount of fantasy lore. Like the Lord of the Rings lore is great. The Warhammer fantasy is great. The bows and arrows and elves and dwarves and dwarves and like all. all these things are what suck me in. You like stuff that mixes that?

Not that I could think of one right now, but I do know there was at least games on 360 and stuff where it was like you're in night, but you got like a laser type sword shit going on? Like, do you like that when they mix? You don't like any science fiction in your space. Preferably no science fiction in the fantasy, but if there are little,

if there are drops in it, that's the right amount of magic. The right amount of magic is that there is never, ever, ever, ever a get out of jail free card. Like there is no, like, in Harry Potter, I remember laughing watching with my youngest brother when he was watching those and it would be like, you know, they're like, Harry's like, oh my goodness, how are we going to unlock the store?

And they're like, and Hermione's like, unlock Astoris. And then it just opens. And it's like, well, maybe a little more than that, maybe a riddle, maybe a melon kind of thing, just something that doesn't make it so easy. There should never be a get out of jail. I unlocked the door in Lord of the Rings, right? Yeah.

And he knew that the Elvis word for friend was Melon. Yep, it was speak friend. That sounds like the same thing. Well, no, that was this is totally a It's exactly the ones to find the difference in these two pictures. No, it's not.

I watched a video last night. I almost said it to someone almost died to the watcher in the water because they couldn't figure it out. Because he was throwing rocks. And then the watcher in the water destroyed the door after they decided they didn't want to go through the mines and so they were forced to go through the mines.

I watched a really good lore video last night. It was like what if Gandalf landed in the 40K universe and he shows up and he's just like, oh, what have you done? This is evil. Of course, Gandalf would hate it. He was written by a hardcore Catholic. He would hate that.

It's pretty good. It's pretty good. He's like, I just be super outclassed by everything? No, because he is older than the forces of nature themselves. His power derives from the one true creator of all of the magics and all the powers of the universe. He has, he is eternal. I've grown older and not any stronger at all. Gandalf can resurrect until his purpose is fulfilled. He's one of the my art.

My experience is like late 20s. pretty dope if you're like what is gandolph doing if someone shotguned him coming back or blocking it yeah they tried to hit him and he blocked it with his staff and there was like an explosion of fire and his true visage was revealed to them and he was a 50 foot wall of flame and fury to their eyes suddenly and everybody fell down and cried it was good it's fun story you do that in the movie you had that in his pocket because they nerfed him in the movie right but he can't touch the ring because he's too powerful and he knows the ring is more powerful than he erupt.

I really like the changes in the movie versus the book except for one, whenever Gandalf is facing off against the witch king on the walls of, not Minnestirth, but what's the white city? Minsteroth. Is it? I'm thinking of Hells, Dave. Yeah, yeah. On the walls of Minnestirth, the Witch King of Angmar

lands on his fucking giant fell mount and they have this little battle. In the book, it seemed like they were evenly matched. and Gandalf might whip his ass right then and there. But in the movie, Gandalf is like, this is it, time to give my life for the cause, I guess, because I'm outmatched.

I think he might even shatter Gandalf's staff or something in that moment. In the movie, yes. Yeah, and it's, that's not what should have or would have happened according to the war. The NASGEL were fearful of Gandalf, which is why that one scene of Faramere and everyone riding back from Osceiliath, and then Gandalf comes out with the light and shines it on the NASGEL and they immediately flees, like, bookwise, Gandalf was more powerful than any of those ring rates independently.

But, yeah, Kyle's right. Lord of the Rings is just the concept, the idea, like it's the simplest breakdown of just this one ring being so powerful. And they got to have this halfling person who comes from like just such a positive place. Bring it because it corrupts her. And, like, the wizard, like this level of, of, you know, I never really went down the whole of where Tolkien was at to do this. But this is just a guy who's just mad religious. That's how he comes up with this stuff, was he wasn't doing work or anything, right?

He was one in Catholicism. Yeah, World War I, Catholicism. How's World War I inspired? World War I is where he kind of derived the hobbits themselves. It was meant to be He hated the word allegorical He didn't like He liked multiple people to because allegory is one for one

In a comparison and he liked more associative stuff So like there are meant like if you were making an allegory About Lord of the Rings there would be a Christ figure throughout it But it shifts all the time it's associative But as far as World War I Which is interesting Hitler and Jarrah Tolkien Like apparently fought in on different sides of a battle Tolkien was very invested in writing a story, a lore for the English people, the United Kingdoms people.

And the hobbits were meant to represent like simple farmers, simple people who lived a simple life in England being sucked in to World War I, this enormous conflict. And they weren't built for it. They didn't know. They had never experienced this level of evil. Military industrialization and the blasted landscapes, that's more. that's the orcs and sauron that's that's the Kaiser and his his warm machine of artillery and machine guns yep yeah exactly and so there's no fantasy before this what like what's the state of fantasy tales we didn't really have like hobbits is that this is like

our first you know like dwarves and stuff that's all that hits on fantasy now well what did Tolkien bring to the table did he bring like dwarves and elves to the table he he he normalized and kind of solidified a lot of our understanding of what those fantasy races are obviously there were like fantasy dwarves in ancient Norse

mythology and whatnot and so these sort of heuristics existed but he was the one who solidified it and made it canon within kind of Western culture and that's why

Lord of the Rings is going to be remembered forever. It's fantastic. It's the best fantasy story told in the last few hundred years easily. Even the team makeup of the fellowship is like today's standard

RPG breakdown. Yeah. Of if you want to have a team of a solid RPG, like, and he did this before D&D before. I'm always saying that's why it lends itself so well to an RPG. I think that I have sent Taylor a link that there's rumors that making a AAA third person Lord of the Rings game. And it's like yeah it's perfect it's always linked itself to modding of like whatever game you're playing you know like like vermontide would play great if you had like a wizard a tank uh like a swordsman veteran and an archer elf like that's it's it's the archetype of every RPG you play having that having that breakup of characters go in and play together so if you just skin them right have the voice lines and make them look the right way it's you've got your game it

This is going to sound fucking stupid, but Star Wars would be sick. No, Lord of the Rings would be sick if it was Star Wars. What would it be better? Would Star Wars be better? Would Star Wars be sick if it was Lord of the Rings or if Lord of the Rings was Star Wars? You mean if the Star Wars characters were imported into the... I said it was going to be fucking stupid because I didn't even think that deeply on it when I started the question. I like the idea of an adventure in the Star Wars universe.

with the Lord of the Rings makeup, right? Like there's a tank, there's a archer who shoots like, I don't know, lightsabers from bow for some reason, even though blasters exist. And, you know, like there's a wizard. You get like a Mandalorian, like a Sith apprentice and a Jedi master, and they're like, you have my lightsaber. And they're like, and my lightsaber. And he's like, and my backpack rocket.

You're kind of describing the bad batch. So the Bad Batch is that animated spinoff from the Clone Wars, where I'm sure you're aware, the Clone Troopers are clones, all of Django Fed, I think. And so they're all supposed to be the exact same guy, exact same voice. They're all very good at their jobs. But the Bad Batch features, I think, five different clone troopers who didn't turn out just right. They have, their power goes in a certain. There's like one who's a big tanky storm guy, who's like a heavy weapons guy.

one of them's like sneaky and kind of evil one of them's more like extra heroic they all have like instead of being just a Django Fet copy they magnify one of the things about him and they exemplify that and that's kind of what the bad batch is

yeah was it good it's okay it's okay there's like multiple seasons of it it's animated anytime a child enters the fray in a Star Wars movie or a TV show I check the fuck out I like Grogu because he's cute as shit But anytime there's a child actor, I just do not care.

Is that Yoda, the little Yoda? Yeah, the new movie, I hate being in Grogu, and I hate that name. I wish, I wish, I wish they had more balls to, to kill him, name it, to kill it. Kill it, yeah. Kill baby Yoda, that'd be fun. I thought you meant kill it like the franchise, kill, Star Wars, put it on ice for five years. Star Wars has a plot armor problem. And if I saw Baby Yoda smeared on the side,

walk with his intestines coming out I'd be like holy shit now everyone's in danger if they'll kill baby Yoda they'll kill Bill Burr you guys you guys are last based from Woody

he's right yeah like the baby Yoda thing I haven't watched this show other than the first episode or two and the baby Yoda shit was such fan service horse shit it was like how are you not embarrassed watching this as a star oh that's why I don't like

I don't like the the Mandalorian and Grogu name and seeing how like how they have to be like and Grogu because when I watched the first season of Mandalorian and then you see that like hit the package he had to deliver is a baby Yoda I like applauded that shit I was like way to go you fucking idiots when Star Wars is like really eating shit you do something like that that I thought was very smart I'm just saying just the reveal at the end of the episode that the 50 year old thing that he's transporting is a baby and it's a yoga. I'm like, we don't know anything about those species. What a perfect play and the fact that he's cute. But then it's like, it's kind of

like if, if, if, if, if you see someone who who is a good looking person, but they're acting really good looking, you're like, you don't need to do all that. You're already good looking. like grogoo kicks ass being here we don't need to really hammer it in we don't need to do just let's do the mandorian right between the fucking eyes mandolarians first two seasons or so are all about delivering him and protecting him if mandolarian was there just smeared in his green blood and an eyeball having exploded out of his broken skull and mandolarian was like yeah my job's really hard i don't always get it right What do you expect?

I got somewhere. Let's go back to the fucking Yoda planet and grab another. We should have brought more. This is on us. To that, I do have a little bit of a different desire because I like, I do appreciate and I want Star Wars to play outside the box. Andor was outside the box and that's been my favorite Star Wars shit in so long.

And on paper it sounds like something I would not have one about the way. It's the best Star Wars ever. It's really fucking good. And it was the best Star Wars. it's ever been made i don't know i like the hath one where they tie up the legs and then it falls down okay that is a great one you know can i tell you something i did actually when i when i was thinking about star wars and lord of the rings it's because in the new mandler and grogoo trailer there's a part where the a t-a-tis are walking on the law along the side of a mountain a snowy mountain and all i'm just like

thinking about i'm like oh shit they're like they're pursuing the fucking mandlerian and grogoo are going through the minds of Moria. That's what it looks like. And the ATTs are like that looks like where they're going and it crumbles and falls off the side of the mountain because it's such a stupid...

Saraman got him on the... It is like a sick onus. I like... So if y'all don't know, there's a movie coming out called The Mandalorian and Grogu. And I watched the trailer the other day. The trailer's good and then Grogo's...

No, there's a zero percent chance. The Mandalorian and grow goo is a good trailer it's gonna make so much money it is gonna it's gonna be a good movie it's gonna be fun it's gonna have something for everyone yeah I'm sure the six year olds

who are gonna love it the 40 year olds who love baby I did like the trailer I like the trailer it's silly but the name because you say 40 means I'm getting closer to 40 and so hold that colonoscopy's

coming buddy I'm just gonna I'm telling you we should get it It's going, get it early. We'll do them together. I want to go get one in there. I'll do yours and you can do mine. Can we hold hands?

Yeah. I got one of those plumbing snakes that I use for clogs. Come on. We'll save like, I actually went. I went to the doctor and I was like, oh yeah, I want to get one done in there.

Like, you have to wait till you're 50. And so then I pulled up my YouTube channel and I showed my videos. I'm like, you want to take a look at this shit. Did this for like 12 years. I really have to wait till I'm 50. Get me in there.

God. Let's get him into the OR now. Yeah, they'd be like stat. this guy's been eating fucking big mac lasanias she's like doctor start greasing up the camera big one the thick one

you just got to avoid because it's been like 12 years and I just agree with her like yeah yeah I do have to do that new topic I don't know I'm gonna make you know what he on a base run with takes right now

yeah Jackie that is so true And I can look at what I'm on my phone right now. You may think I'm looking up fucking Dark Souls lore. Now, I'm booking an appointment right now. They'll do a test for you like a stool test where they could be like, oh, we should check or it's fine. Like there's like a non-invasive pre-test. It's not as good.

I'm a holdout for a saliva test. Yeah, I would like a saliva. I feel like if they took a stool test for me, they'd be like, is this a, is this a park? Is this part of a. Park Place Monopoly Peeloff from 2004? What else do you have up there? Yeah, I was frantic

eating my fucking medium fry. You'd tear it down. We talked about the other day how they found a ladybug in that one guy's intestines alive when they did his colonoscopy. There's no way it was alive. I've seen the video. It crawls out of his intestines. Like the camera's

going around through intestine alley and a ladybug is like, help! Is that the way out? The still you linked I've seen it like Oh I didn't see the video It was all curled up Which is usually what dead bugs do

Like not It's honestly this equal amount of what the fuck happened Like has your ass open enough And out enough For a ladybug to get all the way up in there Here's a video of the ladybug Just doing ladybug stuff inside of a man's buhull It's on YouTube

It looks very much It's been the worst This has been the worst line up links this this episode I can't say the N word and you can link this first of all you can this looks like AI

you tell you you can say I have a hey pull up I sent did you download those or anything I sent over AI I got SORA access and I went on there and I was like Harley on PCA and they did these generations

and some of them are really on point and some of them are really not it. I'm surprised one of them it has all our names in the boxes. Correct? Yeah, I believe. I glanced that I did it like literally an hour before I got on.

But yeah, one of them at least half of our, it was like, yeah. That is a new level of difficulty of discerning AI videos is that for so long, It had jumbled text. And if you just, like, kind of looked carefully at the background,

you could see how brands, how things weren't written correctly. And you could be like AI immediately. And now it's getting to the point that that's no longer a full like indicator of it being fit. No, anything that people nicket today is not an issue in two weeks. There's been nothing that's been like a consistent fuck up. Have you seen all those AI things of like it's just a big fat woman? like throwing a rock through a glass bridge and then a bunch of people are like falling and dying

I have not I have it's one of those Chinese suspension bridges where the floor is glass yeah okay yeah and it's like a big fat lady who just throws a rock down and the whole thing shatters and everyone's dying or she's taking a big hammer and smashing the side of like a rooftop New York pool and then everyone's flowing out of it and I swear to God you can like find screen caps and whatnot of boomers on Facebook being like i don't like i don't like this i have relatives that show me they'll like show me to arrest her they'll show me something like look what's going on here and i'm like you know this is this is fake this is fake this is made up it was pretty alarming at first but people are just running for the edge

yeah that's what doesn't make sense that's for a i does weird moves oh that's a good one AI makes some weird decisions sometimes. The memes happen with... Oh, yeah, and I sent the... You can play that one, Zach. But the first one I did was I put it through and I was like, Harley is in a web cam video. It's a FPS Russia video.

And he's squirting a van with a water gun. have nice day fucking weird it is weird it's literally that's right mark they make you they make you

oh I was going to file a DMCA against it with a water gun and I said the van the door blows off and swings by narrowly missing and then he says have nice day did you have a limit on how many of those videos you're able to I've been no I've been generating a ton of them

okay like a ton Yeah, like I, uh, just like I've done a whole bunch that I cost a month to like I well, this one's part of chat chip BT. So I already pay for chat GPT. Okay. So and chat GPT I utilized because chat chbtee you could use a like camera function on it now. Oh, I did that last time. Remember? I think I pulled the camera up. And, uh, yeah, it knows like it'll, it'll, it'll know things and you could show it like weird food or something and it'll tell you what it is. It's really fucking. It's nutty. The only use I found for that stuff is I found a weird bug in my bathroom the other day.

And I just took care of it. And immediately my phone told me. I've done the same in Florida. It was like an Asian like tree weevil of some kind. But it was like this. Hey, mine was a weevil also. I was hoping that you'd be like, it said it was a ladybug. It was like a weird little like skinny beetle with spots on its back.

It was in my bathroom, like on the towel above the toilet. And I was like, what are you? I'm still like, immediately told me. I feel like I'm still living in the olden days because when I'm looking for actual info on something, I try to avoid using AI for it. But now I'm to the point that I'll ask AI and then like just scroll past its generated answer and just use its source links as like an aggregator because it's so much faster at that. Like it's it the results on Google suck cock compared to like if you ask chat GPT or grok or any of these like some political question and even if it gives you some horse shit. You just scroll to the bottom and it has 15 links aggregated that are all relevant to that topic, which is genuinely something you can't get on Google anymore. It's a bunch of horse shit.

It is good if you're trying to do like a multi-layered type of search. Like for me, it was huge when I was like, I'm driving back from New York to Montreal. all. I'm going to be going through the Adirondacks in like five minutes. And when I get out, I want to stop somewhere to eat that's a sit down and I don't want it to be more than 10 minutes off of my, my destination, like off my map that's already drawn out here. And I don't want tacos because I had that yesterday. And then it'll give me like things that I would have had to Google like eight things to do this. Or when my basement flooded, a lot of people had floods and my broker was like you got to send over the report right away of the damages and all that

you know because a lot of people are going to be filing claims and I took pictures of everything and I started to like Google like one at a time like how much is the graphics card that got wet here like how much is and then I'm like wait a second I took all the pictures and I was like look up the prices for all of these items and what they were sold for recently in Canada and give me links to each of them please and it's like sure and then i'm like okay put that like in a spreadsheet for me it's like okay i like send it to my broker like 20 minutes later he's like what the fuck and it would have been like two and a half hours of work but it was just it was like smart work um have you seen the new we actually talked about this two weeks ago i was telling Woody about the the meta ray

bands and uh and how they're basically just a camera and you asked if they had a heads up display now they do like the new one came out that day um i think it might be eight $800, but you have a little heads-up display in your eye and you have like full like connectivity and you have controls on the side. I kind of want one for recipes because when I'm cooking, I've got my phone or my laptop on the counter and I have to always refer back to it and be like, wait a minute, let me scroll up and down and let me find half a cup of brown sugar. My buddy, my buddy right now, he like went to his, this was like months ago he went into his kitchen and he itemized his ingredients. and he put it on an active ledger like in his chat GPT and he was like here's all my ingredients remember this and then uh he'll be like hungry and he'll be like oh I want to make something and I want it to be like kind of healthy and easy to make and you know what

should I make and chat GPT is like well with what you have here like the five things and he'll go and choose one make it tell him tell chat to me that he made it and also when he goes to the grocery he'll take a picture at the end and be like here's what i bought here's what i have added and then like three days later he's like well i want to make something at home what can i make and it tells you and that type of shit will just be built and implemented like that glasses that's awesome like that's a cool thing he's like he's next level though he's like a next level type of guy he's like genius so that already exists you can go to recipe sites if you just google recipe by ingredient and especially if you're like a young person who doesn't have a full

covered. Yeah, but this is like two buttons and you got the voice talking and you're like, you're like, sub, bitch, what do I want? What can I get? And it's like ready to go. And that's I'm saying it'll just be built into like something like the glasses or whatever. You know, little earpiece. Same. Someone will talk to you in Chinese and they'll just give you subtitles as they speak. I liked having the heads up display. I like I really like the idea of that having my recipes there or maybe if you were putting together some IKEA furniture or something, one of those things where you've got like your hands full over here, but then you've got to put everything down and you got to refer back to instructions or any sort of data. Like it'd be great to just have it right

there in your, in your peripheral. That's great and that's cool. But we are, we are 10 to 15 years from doctors taking pictures of your open chest cavity and being like, what do I do? Hey, I's already handled it. People have been, better than doctors. General practitioners are Good at screen and scan analysis. They're literally diagnosing people now. People get their diagnoses done on, they're just using chat. That makes sense. That makes total sense.

It's going to be better than humans at it. Like hearing, like, I know a radiologist who is like, there's no way I could ever compete with AI. It knows everything, every, every radiology scan that's ever happened. It knows. Really? Yeah. It's better than people for that. Like radiology scans, like just scans of people.

it's way better because if you're like think about like if you're a radiologist who's worked for 20 years yeah you've seen tens of thousands of these things if you're an ai you've seen millions immediately and you can pick up on the patterns but when it comes to like boots on the ground hands in the chest cavity stuff like it's also i feel like it's going to diminish their ability because i find computers to be kind of shit at looking at pictures you know like the the capchka is all, you know, which of these blocks has a bus in it. There's a reason Tesla's not as good as Waymo at self-driving because it just uses like photos. It doesn't have LiDAR. I'm surprised that it's better than people because I just

don't think that it's listening to words and looking at pictures is just something humans do better. Yeah. My dad works at Jason to a lot of radiologists and stuff and he's saying that they are like in a state of not quite panic but like worry, like young radiologists.

They don't, like, they've tested it. They'll have a radiologist look at a scan. He's like, looks good. And then they'll send it through the AI. And it's like, I actually look right there. And they're like, oh, fuck, I didn't see that. Like, I've seen the scan. I've seen it look at the scans.

It'll be like, it looks like lung tissue with lots of like, I don't know, nerves and blood vessels running through it. And there's a cancerous pocket up in one corner and the AI can find it. I don't know. For scans, it makes sense. But for like someone that needs to physically do something in your body. physical, touched, like if something needs to be operated on or whatever, that hardware technology is so far away from our software technology now. AI has all the answers, let's say to an extent, but it's not going to have the ability

to actually do something. And even like AI, AI could be a teacher right now. But the problem is you need a human in the classroom because kids will fuck that robot up. Like kids aren't, you need, you need like teaching is not just. teaching it's actually daycare to an extent i asked i if a i was better than humans at radiology and it said it wasn't but that's what a i wants you to think they they're false humility these fuckers they're taking over yeah it said no a i is definitely is not definitely definitively better than humans in radiology i bet it reads better than me i had an unlike uh uninhibited AI system is going to be

more adept at pattern recognition than any human, meaning that like there can't be restrictions put on it. Like you can't notice this. You can't notice that. Like if you just let it be unchecked, it's going to be a way better pattern recognizer than any of us. And that's like radio is. You get unchecked AI and you're like, what do you think about this x-ray right over here? Unchecked AI and it just starts saying the N word and being racist. It told me good at fixing it. It told me something different. I asked, I said, is AI better at radiological? diagnostics and it seems to be like AI has shown very strong performance in

radiological diagnostics but whether it's better depends on how you define better and then it goes on to basically say AI is better mostly the limitations of AI or AI models can struggle with applied when applied the data from different hospitals, scanners or populations then they were trained on edge cases stuff like that but when I'm going to be an edge case tonight before bed let's wait uh Hell yeah, brother.

What engines did you guys ask? Chat, GPT5. For me, it was the Google AI. The Google AI? I just asked the GROC fast, which, by the way, you ask it anything, and then it says, think harder. That's an additional option. And it's like, I want you to start out thinking hard.

They all have that. I don't want, I want you to think fucking hard from the beginning. I've asked a question. I've asked AI questions. It says, yeah, it's increasingly effective. and radiological diagnostics, often matching or surpassing human performance in specific tasks. Let's see. Ask it about the USS Liberty.

I don't need AI for that, brother. I know what's up. Ask it about Donald Trump's dementia, because I understand those search results have been curtailed off of the global interwebs. I know Google doesn't want to tell you Let's see Does Donald Trump have dementia Searching show all He does not

For a better answer Confirmed diagnosis of dementia Oh thanks for that Ask if Donald Trump is showing Signs of early signs of Hold on I want to ask it No one has ever recognized Is their actual evidence

That Donald Trump Whenever they show a picture Of the proposed ballroom It looks like something from a Disney cartoon. It looks like we're Belle and the Beast. We're dancing and Beauty and the Beast. Like, it's so over the top. I want to know what it, like how the profile of the White House changes.

I've seen pictures that show it is just sort of a small enlargement to the building, which is kind of tasteful, realizing that, of course, inside there's a lot being done in there to get the size of it. And then I've seen other ones that show it as like this huge tumor that's not tasteful at all on the side of the White House. and I don't know what's true. This is confirmed that I asked it if, is Donald Trump, is there confirmed evidence? He's actually six foot three.

And it just pulled up every single instance in which he's been measured. Guess what? New York driver's license, 2012, 6-2. U.S. Selective Service draft card, 1964, 6-2. And then all the subsequent ones are 6-3. And I doubt he was growing after 2012. He's not 6-2. He's not 6-2. He's not 6-1. He might be 6 feet. He was getting away with so much that he was like, and you know what? My 6-2 lie? I'm going to bump that up. I'm going to lie about being 6-2. A million percent I would pay 6-foot at least.

You're 5-11, maybe. If I were 5-7, I would say I'm 6-foot all the time. Well, I'm 5-9 with shoes on. And so, you know, it's like that little dicky soft end up six foot. And then, oh, and they also include in here the 2018 physical where they said he weighed 239 pounds, which I think is the, not even within American politics, but maybe the greatest lie ever told. Yeah. He was not 239. At any point, at any point, he was a big.

Not my, not my lifetime. He looks beefy. He looks beefy. He's very, very big in the middle. He hasn't been packing on the presidency pounds the way he did the first time, but that can also be a bad thing because people start to thin up as they get real old and they get frail. But he got chunky as hell in that first presidency, remember, towards the end? Like he was significantly fatter than he was in 20.

Well, they were trying to steal the election from him, you know? He was under a lot of stress. This was even before that, though. I don't know they censured him and they they what's that other thing they called they did to Clinton impeached him you know

he's the other thing called he's literally fat or like his belly is very hard and solid oh sometimes old guys have those hard big bellies every day's ab day yeah just looks very soft though he does he's got a big ass and buys too

I think like like he's big everywhere he's not one of those people who's like unfortunately fat in one little body place he's he's a chunky soft fellow i think south park got it right with their body double that's about what he would look like no he needed like some upper body days throughout his adult life like because he's always been like uh and i empathize with with don on this some of us have birthing hips some of us are wide some of us have that and it's okay you know it's not okay we look bad in pants which are what i wear all the time but uh yeah i don't i'm not totally sure about that you could rock the shit out of a kilt oh you got the curves for a

kilt my friend one of those fuzzy codpiece things in the front too like go all out don't get some like you're at the the scottish benevolence parade like i honestly i'd see a set of bagpoles on you like you go full get that bobby hat look at the bagpipes on that boy i don't like the sound of bagpipes it sounds like dying cats i've always loved the rough instrument i like them too i like them well done obviously there's like squeaky terrible annoying bagpipes you know when they're playing like in their musical i actually i think okay if it's a brave art bagpipe it is actually pretty you know what it reminds me of that like uh that whistle synth that's in West Coast rap beats like in the GTA 5 or San Andreas or whatever, San Andreas theme

song or, uh, you know, like, uh, ghetto bird. Like, it's that, it's that, that old school, uh, like West Coast hip hop whistle sounding synth that's in a lot of songs. It almost sounds like a black bagpipe. You know what I'm talking about? You guys know what the fuck I'm talking about? I'm familiar with West Coast synth rap from... If you play San Andreas theme song, unless that's a Simpsons episode, I don't know what you're talking about. Not on my playlist. I make some 80s references.

It is. It is. I feel like it started in the 80s, this instrument. Woody and I are big Depeche Mode. You've heard it. You've heard it. Anyway, pull up those videos, the AI videos of you guys and me. Let's see that.

Can we see one of those? Now, let's actually just sit back and listen to personal Jesus from Depechevon. Honestly, it's not even bad either. A fantastic song. That's a great song. It might be giants. Let's try. Oh, they might be giants.

They're good. Were they 80s? I listened to them in the 90s, but I'm not sure when they were big. Oh, okay. Yeah, formed in 82. All right. Makes sense you would know more about that. I was born in 91, so I missed it.

Jamie pull it Jamie pull up the clip what clip I sent over the videos of you guys no links from you in this chat it's not a miracle it resets the whole brain Harley shh you're peeking the mics you're peeking the mics listen people with chronic pain treatmenters go back look at the name trying to get a word in it man ketamine is a miracle it reset the whole brain like hitting control of the lead on your depression Harley, you're peeking the mic. Listen.

Everyone's related to Taylor except Woody in this. Woody's face so powerful that we absorbed them. Dude, Woody's face is so uncanny valley. He looks like. You absorbed my overweightness and I became thin. And your beard. I'm bald. You're bald.

it was enough to share man I'm the only one who looked good both as Kyle and myself I don't know what's one was more Taylor yeah yeah get the next one up I mean the fucking that one was real but Charlie we just got rolling

no listen man it's important ketamine isn't just some club drug it's a reset button for your brain clinics are using it to smash depression you take a small dose and suddenly the gray fog is gone dude I did not cook on that one I don't know

the black guy on the show what's that I just did it. AIB is interrupting Harley. Why was I black in that one? There's a black man there. So I'm like, AI,

you know, how'd you nail it the first time? And then it's like it stepped further away from PGA, but putting a black guy in there. But what? It went wild with that second. When I'm Mark Zuckerberg, Taylor's a black man.

And then they nailed me. And then I looked like me exactly. Because they have my. photo and stuff. I don't know. You got to hear this. Ketamine is a miracle, man. It hits like, boom, resets your brain. Depression? Gone. Anxiety? Gone. You wake up, clear, no hangover? Nothing.

Now, in this one, I'm like, I'm like 70. I just believe that was me for the reason. I know it's your spot. But I'm like, I can't be tailored. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that is funny how it works, where I'm, when you play those, I'm so habitually trained

from 11, whatever, 12 years of this. I'm looking at my quadru. I'm like that's where I am that's where I've always been there's like a fat old white man there when we first log in we're not all in our assigned spots and it feels like Jackie just took

my side of the bed like we have rules about this like you can't just do that Zach's like been about ready to start the show before and I'm like no I'm top right right right now I have to be bottom left I have to get me down get me down from here I have to be down here with the guest

the most underrated treatment out there You walk into a clinic and you come out like someone hit the reset button on your brain. Depression, PTSD, chronic pain. Charlie, hey, you're peeking the mic. I want people to hear that. Dude, why am I like a skateboard guy? I love that. It's my show now.

Woody. I'm taking it over. I'm in his house. And I've been replaced with a girl, I think. And I already hate her. He's like, I want people to hear. It's like, what? Shut up.

Trying to tell her truth. Trying to speak her truth. Yeah. And I hate it. that. If we would have a woman on this show,

we wouldn't let her talk. Like if that's not your show anymore, I have her on and I yell at her apparently. That would be a funny bit is to be like

inviting women on the show and we're always like fucking mic problem, sorry. And it says server muted here. You guys would go and I'd say

hush. I like the hush from time to time more serious than the shush but yeah those are very funny harley oh yeah you said another one there yeah it's really it's gotten worse and worse from the first one is the best the first one is the best and then it hit me with like a oh copyright thing and i was like just fucking do it and then they got worse none of them have hit kyle well at all i've noticed is the first one the best one for woody and i Kyle somehow absorbed my weight and beard. I did. I had an interaction once with AI where I was like after using chat for like a year, I was like, oh, can you give me a thumbnail for Epic Mealtime where it's like Epic Mealtime guy in front of

a Taco Bell getting arrested by police? And he was like, I can't do that because of copyright stuff, but I can give you somebody that looks like the Epic Mealtime guy. And I was like, oh, bro, I didn't tell you. That's me. I'm that guy. I'm the Epic Mealtime guy. I'm hardly from Epic Mealtime. And he's like, whoa, cool, no way. And I'm like, you know me? You've watched Epic Mealtime? He's like, I can't watch things like people do. But I know all about you. I know you make sick ass meals, dude. And I was like, yes. You make me a thumbnail. And then it makes me a thumbnail of literally me in front of Taco Bell. And I'm like, that's fucking, that's me, bro. All it took was you saying. Hey, I was. I am the Mealtime guy. Yeah. And then it did it. And I'm like,

but you can't do that. I'm a fucking sue you. And he was like, you're crazy, bro. And I thought that was impressive. I was like a while ago. I was like, whoa, he, he knew I was like being sarcastic and joking there. He was like, fuck off. And I thought that was interesting in itself. And then aside from all the ones that I was generating there when I was like Harley on PCA, I was like, have him yelling, maybe about ketamine and you could have the other guys shushing him.

I did another one where I was like insane, insane crazy Chinese imagery, Arabic imagery, Harley in the middle, liquefying, reassembling. incorrectly screaming lots of flashing Arabic words and Chinese words and shit like that but I think of you I'm sorry guy you're so soft you're so soft

you're into her little way wait wait wait wait wait hey yellow flip it come up whoa

let's doing bring it back I love that get into her let's go what if these air Big words saying. No idea.

Submit. Ah! Yeah. Like, changing super fucked up imagery. That's so funny. And it, like, whip that together. And I'm just like, man, this is really fucking wild.

because you can just make an MDE style intro from like 10 years ago now with that absurd random language they went more Asian than Arab but even so that's that's insane yeah I've never done the AI video thing oh it's it's yeah that one's the chat chip because that's the new SORA I don't know if you have chat chip but you don't use that eh oh yeah you're saying you try to avoid that shit I have the Twitter thing that gives me grok but to get video I have to pay like some other fee and I don't I don't think I would use that enough to make it I always feel like corn would lead the way with tech oh it's just because I use Twitter and I was like I'll just use that it's like 799 or something to have the regular grok and it's pretty fast pretty good do any of these like pass the smell test to you Taylor like this link I just sent it's from AI porn hub on uh on reddit let's take a look let's like I'm looking and I'm like yeah these aren't real people yeah that's where I am top one obviously fake next one obviously fake

the 1940s one I could buy maybe yeah the black and white one like when they add like a photo effect like if you scroll down to my old Polaroid collection do you like them from three months ago it's on top all like those could be real because there's like a Polaroid fuzzling fuzzy effect but the ones that are in HD I'm like no that looks like a porn ad

yeah I think you're right those are the only ones and it's because of intention reduction in quality. Polaroid one's particularly good. The one above that, some of the hottest girls imaginable, to me they vibe within the bounds of normal filtered pictures.

Like they're real people that just made themselves a little bit better than reality. The all size is one, if you scroll down to two years ago, that is only more so realistic because it's like dead background, far away.

God, all these dicks in this one are, look fucking real life. The dicks are coming through. The dicks, they nailed the dicks. Well, that's probably because they're pulling from modern media. Dude, I watch, I don't know if you're watching Gen V. There's like five or six episodes of the new season of Gen V out. I've seen so many dicks. And a butthole.

Just so many dicks. Why are you supporting this? Why are you supporting this anti-pit revolution that you're somehow, a forefront soldier and you're culpable. I usually don't like shows that are overly woke. Gen Z is the woken

show you can imagine. It's about a black lesbian who uses her period blood to kill people. It sounds unwatchable. And her bi-gendered friend's girl boyfriend who has multiple powers

and they're fighting against a school that is like gone full right wing and they're like, no, No, there will be no safe spaces, like lots of, lots of, like, really on the nose stuff. Uh, and yet, I, it feels like Harry Potter, the adult years. It feels like dirty Hogwarts, because everybody's fucking and sucking and doing weird stuff, but there's way too much.

What do you want dirty Hogwarts? They're like, I do. I like it better than, than the boys actually. That's crazy. I don't know about that take. I like it. And I, especially like this season. The way you said that, I feel stupid.

No. Well, I mean, I think the boys are like, well, there's four seasons of the boys and especially the early seasons are very good. And Homelander, his acting performances are tremendous and a few of the others. You know, I'm going to say right now, the, where the shows are, I am more excited because I do love the beginning of the boys. I love the first three seasons a lot. I like the whole show. But I'm, I'm going to change my words and say, I like it right now better. I'm more like if I saw a new season of the boys, I'll hold off on a whole. off on that longer than I would with Gen V. No, see, I want to get back to the boys because they're going to do a full-on Trump thing where Homelander maybe tries to rule the country and he's going to have some sort of ice and he's going to have his own Gestapo and he's going to be going after political rivals. Like, there's going to be a lot of stuff like that that I'll enjoy. But Gen V has just, it's like they have time for like weird, dirty sex stuff that I'm not

there for. It's not funny to me. Sometimes it's a little juvenile. Are you saying Gen Z? Gen Z. Gen Z. Like the drug is sharing it wrong. I keep thinking he's saying Z. It's not. I think I'm saying V. But anyway, I think I'm five or six episodes in. It's pretty good. I like the show. I just don't like when occasionally like a man crawls out of another man's asshole. Literally. Yeah, I do. I think I don't need any of that stuff either. They like even when the boys leads into it, anything weird like that, I'm just like, yeah, we don't need to spend

too much time here. There's a character called dog knot. What is that? Well, you know, they sort of introduce you to someone's powers slowly but it seems that he is a man who has

dog qualities and there's a scene where he's like on his hands and he's sniffing the ground tracking someone and he sees a dog dog. a man dog, but just a street dog. And he's like, oh, hey there, you sexy bitch. And she, like, runs away and he's like, cock tease. And then he goes back to tracking, and it's like real gross.

Dog nods referring to the shape of the dog's penis. Are you familiar with dogs nodding, Harley? No. So when dogs have sex, the male penis in some way is able to grab and hold on and knocks in there so that you couldn't pull them apart if you wanted to. Hmm. I just found out what expressing was recently also. Ah, the butt thing.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like a moment of silence on that. I was getting you another link to bad dragon girls over on Reddit, so you could see some dog penises. Oh, what's that? What is that bad dragon? What are you talking about?

Well, Bad Dragon is a toy company, a sex toy company, and they do all sorts of fantasy dicks. they do like horse sticks and dog dicks but they also do like troll cocks and dragon cocks and you know like orcs and then they do all for the other things enormous toys

toys that you really have to be a special person to use a performer yeah you wouldn't just for your own personal use want a 15 inch horse cock but if you've got a healthy only fans

audience you might you might become a pony girl i did have uh like a little fleshlight sponsorship for a moment there where they gave us like literally a they sent us a gigantic box of like literally like not joking like maybe a hundred and there was so many flashlights yeah there was so many different it's like 10 thousand dollars worth of fleshlights it was crazy it was a crazy amount my buddy worked there and like they sent it over and so there was so many that they were like i'm fucking them and thrown I'm out instead of cleaning them. But they're there at the front and people are walking out of my house and I'm like, all right, peace. I'm like

oh hey on your way. I'll grab something from the box and they're like, yeah, what is this? And they're like pulling out pussies and it's it was always like a difference between them. There was. There was some that are modeled after famous actresses. I'm aware. Do you have like a preference inside? There's like different textures

that you could choose. What do you wants to know if they're taking realistic core samples? Yeah, yeah. Like you use them. are you like oh my god the sasha gray is this actually is a keeper but i'm going to toss the riley reed um so i was fucking saying when i was talking about these pussies okay and i'm serious about this stuff um i i there are different textures inside but i don't notice that really what they got is they got like the fleshlight that you've seen right it's that big thing there and you can like unscrew it and it's got it then you can like screw

the top in for more pressure or not okay but what i like and maybe this answers your question maybe is they got one like the travel pussy or something and it's like it's smaller and you like kind of you kind of come out the other end it's like open on both sides it's not like into the the fleshlight void like the other ones. It seems less enjoyable though. You come out, maybe. The cleanup is easier. It sounds like. And there you fucking go, baby.

I was wondering, I never used one, but I was like, they make a big deal out of whether there's like stemmy circles on the inside or tiny little, you know, that, none of that does you something on the inside. And I'm like, this is probably about the same. Yeah, I would have, they had an alien pussy one. that was like a different like it wasn't lips it was like kind of like a different thing going on it was like a monster pussy and my buddy amir the guy that was chef on epic meal time he was like please give me the monster one please and i was like of course dude no one wants that fucking weird one

yeah yeah right no no one wants this i'm like 80% of the people that i would be like yeah grab one on the way out they're like what they pick it out and they look i'm like just take it I'm like, yeah, take it. They're like, does anyone use this? Everyone asks that. And they're like brand new. And Amir wanted the monster one. Yeah, you wanted the monster vagina.

I met so many fun people at that event, but I was just transfixed by Amir. Oh, yeah, yeah. He would have the most bizarre off the cuff random statement out of nowhere, like eating tacos at midnight. And he'd be like, what the, what's wrong with you? Like what the, and then he defends, I really like a. he's good vibe great guy he's one of the people that like like leave an impression on people when people see me like 15 years later they're like where's ameer i'm like i don't know where the fuck that it is i mean i get that you saw me last with him but like he's not i don't know where the

fuck he is about 80% of the time i'm like he's he's at my house yeah he was always my favorite yeah he liked amir dude amir was so funny amir yeah he's uh he's he's like literally like a fucking crazy person we you know one one day that i come on i'll just bring him too like he'll be here he'll be on the mic as well because there's so many things and he'll also remember a ton of shit about like episodes we filmed that everyone would forget that he'll remember to a weird autistic detail um and yeah he is he is uh not nothing against him he's a little assburgery.

He's retarded. He's a retard. Well, he was too funny to be totally retarded. Yeah, but that was just like it is the way it happened. He said though. He's always saying the craziest most random shit. He was going off on Xbox because like, you know, Xbox. He recently, he likes to choose one console and he used to always be Xbox and he

abandoned it for PlayStation. And like a, like a month ago, I was told him, I was like, oh, Xbox is dead, by the way. Like, they pulled it from Costco. Can't buy them at Costco anymore. And they want to kind of have that whole thing where they're like, this is an Xbox and it's your phone. Or it's like your smart TV.

They're like, that's an Xbox. And I was like, yeah, they're killing Xbox. And then the day that they also increased the price of game pass, like a couple days ago, by almost double. I canceled. So did I. So did I. I messaged him, uh, the, uh, picture of that, that famous picture of that,

that famous picture where that dude is from Flash is in front of Arrow's grave it's like that picture but it's in front of Xbox and I was like oh yeah and he was like oh shit he's like it's like it's over and I was like yeah that's it and he goes Xbox too greedy with all their shit games no one wants to play fuck them and it's all spelled bad about what I liked about Amir a lot is you know when you meet those people who aesthetically look like they haven't even touched a drug in their entire life but they're like really into

drugs I enjoy those people where it's just like an overweight goober where you're like this guy's probably into D&D and he'll just be like hardly sticking forever trying to hit this girl up when we get I need to get some cocaine it's like holy shit dude like there's no way you do coke that much, you're as fat as I am. One, I think a fat Coke head is the funniest thing. So I'm always like, damn, bro, you just want it all, eh? You just want it all. You're fucking, you know,

how hard you have to work? A sniff, coke and be fat. Oh, yeah. Or like, or like, you're like, like a pill pop and fat, so? That's fucking crazy. Your insights for a fucking nuts. But a mirror is so mentally crazy Asperger is on a level

that he has he could sometimes just be like uh like like his girlfriend left him so he's like oh i got to get in shape uh and he's dropped like 65 70 pounds since you saw him last wow good for him does it but he doesn't do it in a cool way he's like i don't eat carbs anymore uh and i i count everything and i have to uh also drink vodka from a plastic bottle every day so I have to factor that in and he'll like he likes playing DDR to lose weight so he'll like

I have a friend like yes he plays DDR in the basement to lose weight and one time he uh he called me he's like fuck last night he was fucked I was like fucking puked playing DDR and I'm like what the fuck I do what do I have are you going sort he goes no it's not that I smoke DMT and then I was playing and I was like hold stop

you smoke DMT started playing DDR in your basement what do you what kind of experience did you think you would have what kind of what did you want do you ever stop and wonder like what do i want from this trip and i'm not even the type of guy that goes you know i'm gonna think ahead and and ask myself what do i want to get from this journey this time i'm just like let's get crazy but i'm not like smoke dmt on a wednesday and play ddr in the basement type crazy but he he does activities that are fucking weird like like a couple weeks ago he had two huge bruises on

the back of his arms on both arms and i'm like he dumb ass what did what happened here and he was like so i was uh drinking during the day and i got wasted and i you know put some white claws in a backpack and i went to the park and i'm like first of all i want you know you get arrested for that you can't be can be 40-year-old arabic man wild crazy-eyed arabic man at the fucking park with a a bag like a bag of white club what he doing on the fucking swings and he was like yeah exactly I'm like literally went on the fucking swings you're on the swings a big

big big man crazy eyes like well so he's like yeah I was on the swings and I was getting a lot of air you knows you know he's like okay and he's like and I started to go really fast and it was

really high and I got worried and I was like oh I got to get off but his hands were like wrapped in the chains and he was like And so I went down and I wanted to slow down, but I came down too fast and my feet like went into the sand and I like whipped forward and the chains like fucked my arms up. It's like my arm went out and I slammed face down in the sand. They fell off the fucking swings. And I was like, please.

Please tell me people were there and they laugh. He was like the whole park was full and everyone was laughing. they're concerned about him until that what's that they were concerned about him until that no they all they for sure all laughed like they're like he's there you have to understand what he's wearing too he's like wearing like he came to my house once in Jurassic Park shorts a Jurassic Park t-shirt and a Jurassic Park vest that looks like someone who works at Jurassic Park an engineer that works at Jurassic Park and like he like he never has a go to he shaved the goatee and he like came over I'm like what is this cosplay going out and also I guess I know there's a lot of here one time I went to go pick him up to go see

the last alien movie that came out it's like 11 p.m. on a Wednesday and the movie's been out for a couple days he's already saw twice he's obsessed with aliens so I go to the movie with him I go and I pick him up and he comes out and he has like a replica alien pulse rifle from the movie

automatic fucking weapon with like a bullet counter on it that actually is like it's a full replica and he's like walking towards the car with the thing and like he opens the car door I'm like bring that back inside you're not I'm not showing up at the fucking theater with you with a gun at 11 p.m. He's like people will go fucking crazy. I'm like anyone that gives a fuck about that saw the movie opening night. This is like five days later. You can't go into the theater with a fucking fucking pulse rifle and your eyes

your eyes if I saw you and didn't know you and I saw the pulse rifle and I looked in that man's eyes I'd be like he's gonna pull the trigger we gotta get the fuck out of here we're not going dude we're not going get to bring it back inside and then he came back out he came back out with the pulse rifle and he stunk like cologne

I'm like you put on cologne he's like dude if there's bitches there I'm like no bitching I'm going to see alien at 11 p.m. on Wednesday dude what do you think what is thinking? something. But what if exactly. Yeah, my guess they're already like

you're not hot girls. Dude he he rules. I laughed so much at like with Amir with his jokes and everything while we were hanging out. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to have him on. He was hysterical. Yeah, I'll bring him next time. He literally lives like five minutes away. I'll just be like yeah,

dude, sorry you have to come on this podcast. And I'm the best thing is I'm not going to tell him how long it is. Oh, you're going to make him suffer. You know what's weird about meeting Harley's, like, friends and crew is that you've only seen them through Epic Mealtime because I've seen him a million times there. And you just assume, like, Harley's this giant and all the other guys are shorter. Like, no, Amir's like my height. Like, he's a big guy. Like, he's...

Towers over Donald Trump. Towers over Donald Trump, just as I would look down at Little Don. He outweighs you It's just it's crazy Barron would show up Yeah for now For now I've been

I've been at true Donald Trump Wait before And it's a dark place Yeah I was at that way Where I was like looking at toilet seats And I'm like like a toilet And I can't hold me up

You don't have it dude And I was going to visit the US I would go into a Walmart And see this big fucking metal toilet seat for a huge ass and I'm like let's go I'm gonna pop I'm gonna plop my ass down on this thing I'm gonna like sit down on it I because I've been my whole life I've been at the weight where everything from my Kia is not usable like I can't I can't sit on anything bed nothing none of that and I also can't plop down on things I see some of my buddies that

wear like medium t-shirts they go over to the couch and like plop down on it I'm like I haven't done that shit since I was 10 Yeah, you have to be a little tender when you're sitting down so you don't wreck it. Kyle knows what's up. No, I think the couch can support me regardless of how hard I sit. Bitch man. I'll never forget sitting on you. They don't have that hip-begirth to make us a threat to all furniture.

I'll never forget sitting on Kyle's coach and literally feeling like something under the cushion and pulling out a gun. I'm like, there's something in here, and I'm like, I have a handgun in my hand now. You had a little, a little princess in the pee moment. That was my couch gun. What if one of them on the couch and I need a gun? America rules. We have cats.

I went to Kyle's house and you, you walk through the, I don't know if it was the front door. I think it was the door that led to the garage. Garage door, yeah. And there's a 50 Cal on a bipod pointed at the door, like, just in case. There's a long hallway. You have to come down.

It's like on the carpet. Like, it's just right. I hate that. Being home-in-gated and my neighbor bitched about my trash can placement. Yeah. That was the joke that like, because it was in the living room and there's a long hallway that leads to the garage

door and it's like man if an home intruder tried to come down that hallway you just go prone right here to hit him with the old incendiary armor pissing 50 bmg and that'd be it goes through every house like on the block it would be like that that scene from tremors too like it would go through the bad guy and then through the wall and then through the truck outside and then to a second wall and then it would hit somebody's car down the road yeah those things go he had so many that that house actually Taylor where we hung out at when you met him here there the room that I was staying in he has like a whole gun wall with you showed me so many fucking guns on the wall like you know and they're all facing to the right and every single time I walk in and out of the room all the guns are pointing

at you and I'm just like every time I walk I was like just like one tiny voice in my brain is like imagine they all blasted right now what would happen to you you'd be a puddle you'd be a I would just become a puddle like instantly. It was like it was all these like shotguns and fucking like like big ass fucking assault rifles and stuff just all lined up on the whole wall like it would just blast your whole it would be a

fucking crazy trap. You'd be like Ed Neal and event horizon you just you're just puddles on the ground. I remember thinking when I was staying there at the black rifle coffee guys house JT being like wow like

this guy doesn't know me from Adam other than the two conversations we've had and I'm staying in his house and there's like a thousand guns available everywhere like you're really taking a list for you to try to take one Taylor no he probably would he's like I hope that stupid fucking retard grabs one and then I go I told him I was like my buddy Taylor's coming don't worry he hates black people too And they was like, cool, man. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't say hates.

I would say loves. I didn't tell him that. Keep that, don't let they get out. Don't let that get out. They can come back on me. Yeah, close to the best. Yeah, he was, that was like the coolest compound I've ever seen.

Yeah, yeah. And now I know why they have that sick-ass compound because I'll walk through, like, Walmart or something and be like oh wow coffee section and black rifle coffee has like fucking seven placements on the shelf i landed there like the first time i went i got i landed at the airport i've seen black rifle coffee before but when i got to the airport i saw like four black rifle coffee t-shirts in the airport i was like damn i was like they fucking running shit out here and since then i've seen it pop up more and more but they don't sell it in Canada

the well at least like the beverage is too like they're in oh they're in all the gas station yeah they We have the zero calorie energy drinks now, and I like those because those things, fuck. I think those zero calorie energy drink. The margins must be enormous. Like, I think I saw the other day. I don't know where I saw it, but they were talking about what beer actually costs. And it was like pennies per can of beer is what they actually cost. Most of the cost is distribution.

Yeah. Like, like, so the margins on an energy drink when you're making it yourself have to be enormous. Like, if you're selling it for $2 a can, I bet it costs. 30 cents to create they were even with getting it into the store like sam and his boys were operating this this whole operation like this energy drink operation he's got a whole bunch of guys that he works with that i've met that are just like crazy thinkers you know like some fucking next level retard visionaries that you're like i can't believe you thought of that you know and you could see it in a lot of his merch and stuff like that um and they were working

some energy drinks i was talking to one of them and he was telling me how they were like trying to make this menthol cigarette energy drink and it's just such a level of fucked up nonsense that i'm like i'd buy it i might not like it i might never buy it again but i'll definitely buy it and that says a lot you know i think sam hyde did one of those that's what i was talking about it was his his operation yeah it was his zip water yeah yeah exactly yeah and i just thought i was like The move is caffeine vapes. That's the next corridor that needs to be taken care of. You need caffeine in this little form factor.

No, he's right. Oh, you wake up, you don't have time to brew a cup up, hit a couple puffs of this, and it's the same caffeine as a cup of coffee. And that is that are already getting big. I see him at my gas station. What you're talking about is true. Energy and protein. That vape, energy and protein.

That's what it needs. You hit it. It's just different form factors you need it. I think the vape would be really. well and I've joked about it before because it is a real product but snortable caffeine and branding it like cocaine calling it booger sugar and it's just like it literally is powdered sugar mixed with it with a caffeine additive and you snort it and it gives you a hit of caffeine I think that would be funny and people would buy it it would be funny and people would buy it

but as far as regular use it would be very hard to sell people on it I don't know because kids have that big league chew that you know you mimic the tobacco pulling it out of the pouch and then you remember how they put the uh the shredded tobacco um beef jerky in the little dip cans i remember yeah but between through the nose will fuck your nose up at a certain point it's like really high price powder sugar and caffeine all if someone's into cocaine and love to want to drew to do intra nasal substances it's just going to remind them of how much worse that is than cocaine i'm not aiming at the code kids as my market i'm looking at looking to kids we're looking to children okay yes you're marketing to children you do pixie stick

flavors at a certain point like like like like i've been around some coke heads like at a certain point the problem becomes being able to sniff it that's how you end up with people that are like i guess i put it in the ass now like the nose becomes fucked up oh and which is named that does it give you a stuff he knows it gives you stuff he knows yeah but like it's like literally It'll give you a hole. It's tiny little like shards, you know, like the powder that gets sucked in there. You know, what's his name, Artie Lang? If you had a hole in my nose, wouldn't I be able to snort even more?

No, no. It means, like a flute. Yeah, it's going to create a hole in your intranasal cavity, and it won't go to the right place. Look at, like, go behind your eyeball. It all goes to the same place. That Ardy Lang, you would know this. Was Artie Lang, did he get that nose thing from Coke or from snorting heroin? Snorting glass.

I think it's a couple of things. The cocaine use made his whole, like, nasal internals rotten and ruined. But then I think that picture, he had been punched. I think in that picture, he had gotten in, like, a scuffle with a bouncer or something. I'm pretty sure that it's a two combined that makes it look like that bad. Because on the right, I think it's what he's maybe, on the left, it's collapsed. Like the whole bone that supports the front of your nose, this wiggly bone that's out of here floating is gone, seemingly? Neasel Bridges gone.

Yeah, he's just got the top part, and then the rest of it has, like, flattened out looking orangutan or something. That's horrible on the left. Yeah, I always hated that picture. He's a great talent, too. He's incredibly quick-witted, funny, mean-spirited. He was just, like, a tortured soul. He'd show up to the Howard Stern Show late, and he'd sit in his booth, eating his egg McMuffins,

and then he would just come out of his stupor to, like, quickly write Howard the funniest one-liner that fit that exact moment that just came off the top of his head and then you go back to his egg McMuffins. He killed it. He did kill it on the show. Good for him. Not good for the nose.

It was making a million dollars a year in like the early 2000s. Oh, that's a good amount of money of coke addict. That's a good amount of money. Yeah. It means they're due for success.

Oh, I'll take another another brilliant idea I came out with Booker Sugar aside patent pending. I think they should remake Oregon Trail the video game. I think they should make Oregon Trailback. I want it to be to make it look like Red Dead Redemption to have it be a fully fleshed out like RPG,

but we're sort of on the rails a little bit where you could be like the Black family or the White family. I've already written the Black family as ex-slaves who are now going out West, the husband served in the Civil War, and then you can do the White Family too. a little more boring. I haven't really fleshed them out. But you know, you name everybody after your family, just like the old Oregon Trail, right? I don't know if you did that. I don't think they could be ex-slaves because wasn't the Oregon Trail set in like the very, very early? Yeah, it's too early. Yeah, it's too

early. You're right. They could be escape, runaway slaves. There was a freedman. He's a freedman. He did something. No, he's a black slave owner. Yeah, I like that better. And he's got a little chattel behind him, some boys. But, uh, but no, I like the idea of, doing the old Oregon Trail thing where you're hunting and fishing and dealing with cholera and dysentery and you're forging the rivers and you're stopping in the towns and everything

deal with Native American tribes like the whole thing like Red Dead Redemption except it's the Oregon Trail you play the game right on the PC by the day yeah I remember playing Oregon Trail I think it was four on the PCC way back in the day and every time it was like

would you like to ford the river I'd be like it seems like I can save a lot on resources if I just say yes and then some then my daughter gets swept away and everyone's in a horrible mood It'd be like I'll drowned It seems like I could save a lot on resources

if my daughter gets swept away You know what I used to do? Even as a child It would like be like Would you like to buy provisions prior to setting out from St. Louis to the west? And it was like Nah we don't need fucking vegetables

let's load up on salt pork let's load up on salted meat the whole family has gout and then a tremendous amount of wagon wheels and that was what seems to work did you play the sister game Amazon trail which was mostly

heard of that no we knew it was mostly a fish spear fishing simulator like like that that's what I remember the most about it was going down the Amazon trail and spear fishing and when you get the fish they'd be like exotic Amazonian fish So that's what I remember most about that game

I was like, I had to be like six or seven or eight or somewhere in there. I mean, I was young playing Oregon Trail. I remember I would play it at my house and then my friend's house on his family computer they had where in the world is Carmen San Diego. Oh, yeah. And so we would play that

and we'd have to like try and piece together like where is this bitch? My friend had the home alone game. You have no idea how blown I was. I didn't know there was a home alone game. I didn't know there was either. And little, like, seven-year-old me was the biggest home-alone fan in the world. I always idolized child characters in movies who were, like, disruptive or like, like, a little Dennis

the menacey Rigg. Problem-child, you fuck with that. Problem-child is the goat. That's what I was trying to come up. Problem-old is hardcore. Like, like, and I don't know why my parents showed me that because, like, five-year-old me saw problem child and was like, ah, someone to emulate. the same way I did with Bart Simpson

if I'm being honest I was like all right that's the cool thing to do to be obnoxious and like a prank doer like so I would do that I would do awful things because I thought it was stuff that problem child would do it's literally called problem child you and Harley were at just the perfect age for like the Bart Simpson emulation

I was slightly too young for it but you guys like watch I literally like was like whenever someone asked you're like anger name but i'm bart simpson who the hell are you drop that shit and you were serious i'd be like bart so much that like i remember like my brother had a black bart t-shirt like we were buying bartman merch like merchandise of bartman where he's like uh you know he's got the cape and the the the cowl and everything yeah yeah that would slap they should make fucking bartman i think they're doing another simpson's movie by the way doing another

movie yeah well you know you gotta strike while the iron's hot my god the first simpsons movie wasn't excellent and now it's going to be objectively terrible because poor dan castellanetta poor dan castelanetta is like is like a hundred years old and he's going to have to do these voices so shit now i'm not going to sound right so i've been watching old simpsons like season five season eight somewhere around there is where i feel like the sweet spot is where every episode's a banger five is a bangor but i think that Disney auto played a little bit of like season 36 or wherever they are now. And I, it was a Moe centric episode where like Mo was changing his bar or like reinventing the bar or

something. And I was like, that's not Mo's voice. That's that's not Mo's syslack. Like that's not even close. Like it's so jarringly different that I know for a fact that there's someone out there on YouTube who does it better than that guy. Whoever they've got doing it is it's not even close. I feel like I could do as well as he's doing if I practiced and made it my fucking profession. It's sad. Like, it's bad. And it took me completely out of it, because I know what Moe sounds like. And if he's not

close to that, like I could deal with an older version of Mo. Like, Homer now sounds like an older version of Homer, but it's still Homer. He's still getting it there. The new Hank of the Hill thing. That's still what Hank sounds like. But this, it was... Hank has done well, yeah. It was bad.

It was so bad. And I feel like it's most of the characters that are sort of side characters and ancillary. I bet moleman sounds like shit now and that's the easiest one ever to do yeah well moleman i wouldn't be surprised if they just wrote him out at this moment's great i love mollman man being hit by football yeah that's i've i've also done the exact same thing where i've been watching simpsons and then occasionally i would pop over to uh hulu which is where a Apparently, Hulu thinks the best way to carry the Simpsons is to only have the most recent season.

And so what you want to, what you, what Simpsons fans want is season 30 fucking seven. Is that what they want? You don't have Disney? Just a couple minutes of that. No, it was on Hulu. They have the only brand new, I know, but I'm saying you don't have Disney though, because it has all of them. No, I have, I own a lot of the seasons on DVD and whatnot. And then I've, Disney password, and you can just have.

Hall. What do you do? What do you do? Well, I love the old. Do it. It's great. But the new plot lines are fucking absurd. It's like they've they do like retrospectives on Homer and Marge in a way that's jarring. Because if you watch Old Simpsons it makes sense that Homer and Marge like fell in love in the like late 50s, early 60s. Like and they play along that And now you see a new episode and they're falling in love in like 2007.

Homer's supposed to be 30. He's supposed to be 36 in the, as a character. And he was 36 in 1989. Yeah, something like that. So he was supposed to be born in 1950. So that would make him still 36? Yes. It would make him still 36.

He's 36, the whole thing. But he was the original, 1953 birth. And now it's like, what, 19, 88 or something he's like older now i'm literally older than homer is fucking me up yeah i don't like that i've only got two years and then i'm i'm gonna be older than fucking homer sims marge's age homer had three kids in a house and a in health insurance at 36 that's why the frank grimes episode is so good that's why the frank grimes episode is such a funny episode because what they do is they introduce a character who's not from the simpsons universe

He's from our world, by all aspects. His life has fallen into the same rules that our life falls into. When he runs into Homer Simpson, this bumbling moron from Section G, who just, he doesn't even have a nuclear engineering degree. He has a high school diploma, and he's like, you don't have a degree? And Lenny and Carl are like, oh, yeah, we got degrees. Not homie, though. He was here when the plan opened. It's like, that doesn't qualify him.

That's what are you talking about? And then he goes to Homer and Homer wants Frank to be his friend so badly, but Frank hates him. So he invites him to his home for a dinner and they're having lobster. And so he shows up and he's like, this whole house is yours. I live above a bowling alley. I rent my suits. Well, you know, you just got to work hard.

You have three children in two cars and a loving wife and you're having lobster? Is that lobster? And what is that photo? He's like, oh, that's good kind of. I met the president. He's like, oh, you've never been to space?

I've been twice. And he's just losing his fucking mind over this. And by and the end of the episode, he dies for it. It's, it's great. It's like the South Park where they're like, you've been to space?

And Carmen's like, I've been like six times. What was the, was it Frank Grimes or was it, uh, Millhouse's dad that was like, Homer? Yeah.

Where do you? and sleep at night. I sleep in a race car bed. Homer's like, I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poor Millhouse. His dad is like one of the more pathetic characters in the whole show is his wife's been stolen from him and Millhouse is calling the other guy dad now. He sleeps in a race car bed. Yeah, he's guys who's the whole Millhouse family is tragic. He feels Jewish to me too. Milhouse. Yeah, it gives you little Jewish. Is Milhouse a Jewish name? no but that'd be a little on the nose they did give him that big nose fair yeah yeah he's got that you nose and when he takes the glasses off he's very squinty eyed yeah the professor's definitely

jewish because they just give him yeah i don't think of squinty eyes as like a jewish trait the big nose obviously i think that eyesight is though like well or dr frank he's definitely Jewish because he's doing like the full-on Woody Allen impression voice. Oh, is that a Woody Allen impression? Yeah. Oh, he's Dutch or Danish. I always thought he was funny.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Old Simpson. I don't know why they don't know the show. Watch it. Just do yourself a favor. It's funnier than anything on TV today. I don't know why they'll feel it.

Season 9. Like, clearly it's doing well enough that they're doing because they're doing a movie and I think they just signed for multiple more future seasons to be done. I don't get it. it like how is nobody able to make a show that can outsell the simpsons who watches that still it can't be kids i remember coming home school and be excited about the simpsons tv is dying

and it's a lower risk proposition to continue a declining yet semi-popular show than it is to introduce a new show and i think you just use AI to make so much of it they probably can every single background for the future see that that's that would be so brilliant if AI could draw the next season of Invincible in 35 minutes with enough computing power instead of those hand-drawn artists. These are going to have to be so next-level good because people will be able to generate that on their phone in like five years, max. I don't like that we have a whole show.

Everyone seems to be rallying around protecting artists' jobs from AI. And I'm like, what is so special about artists? I don't hear everyone saying computer programming, It should be handwritten, fucking all of it. Don't let coders use chat GPT to help them along. No, this is the new world you live in. Fucking deal with it. I don't see anyone protecting radiologists.

I don't see anyone protecting anyone. But there's this, I refuse to listen to AI slop music. I refuse to listen to this. This is AI drawn cartoons. If you're a fucking cartoon drawerer, get a real job. I don't give a fuck if AI is stealing your job or not. like AI does it better than you get with it it's 2025 you fucking doodler you said we're playing it's just a base canon tonight

no I totally I totally agree I feel like the only reason accountants and these people aren't worried about it is because they're at fucking work people who are artists who spend two hours a week drawing some horse shit and being like oh fuck I'm being outdone by a computer well instead of getting better at art i should probably throw a fucking tantrum about it yeah dude if it didn't take you three years to get invincible out i'm exaggerating but not by much i might like you more but as it is now yeah there was there was a time when a i remember when everyone was doing that that miazaki style that japanese style art they were all making themselves into this like specific flavor of japanese anime they were taking pictures of themselves and they're taking pictures of

and doing it and so many people on Twitter were so pissed and like one guy remember he like posted his picture of how he'd learned today with everything going on he was like I'm gonna learn that it was that week he was like I learned this week to draw like Miyazaki and is it is as good no but did I do it yeah and it's like a kind of I guess he's a good drawer already it's like kind of an okay drawing of it that he learned this week and I saw that And I was just like, bro, like in the week that you can type a sentence and get it done is the week you chose to learn to draw like that as what like some little victory to yourself

for this, the engagement on this tweet. Like what is this about? Like when people are like, oh yeah, I did this anime of my mom and dad for them to have a picture. and people like that art has no fucking soul someone didn't draw it and it's like no no no you don't you don't get it no one gives a shit no one gives a shit like it's like it's like i just ordered a big mac and it cost me five bucks and you want to tell me how bad it is for me i don't give a shit nothing else is going to cost this little and be this level you are telling me that it's Slop. And I'm telling you that society fucking loves slop. And this is a lot of slop. When the porn gets there,

that's going to be the thing. Porn always leads the way for tech like this. Whenever the AI porn is legit, like you can't tell. Like that's going to be the trick. That's when like, I know there's already only fans models who are completely AI generated right down to the person you talk to when you like get private messages and stuff like that. Weird. I know that SAG is looking at some. like AI actress. They're not interested in signing this AI actress that's been creating. They're not a hater, but the people are saying that agencies want to sign her and they fully made it.

But yeah, but it's a big deal, yeah. But then you look at something like I mentioned Invincible because it took way too long to come out and the quality has dropped in the animation. There's more static shots. They even poke fun at the fact that the animation takes a long time. There's a part where I think they hold a menu in front of his mouth. And he's like, you have no idea how long it takes to. animate all of this.

Yeah, yeah. Comic-on. They're like, we have a wide shot where there's no mouths and it's like no one's moving. Yeah. So like, but One Punch Man, do you remember when the last season of One Punch Man came out?

I remember the second season. I didn't like the animation as much, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. The first season came out, and then there was like maybe three or four years and the second season came out and the animation was so bad, it was unwatchable.

The third season has taken six years to create it better be a masterpiece I forgot the story yeah bumpy it's gonna be if I remember correctly Saitomo was about to go to the bad part of town and fight like the monster king or something and then they just left me on a cliffhanger

in 2019 before the pandemic I've seen people like it's almost societally in bad taste to not put down AI artist stuff and I'm like why are artists this protected class in our society I mean, I appreciate them as much as the next guy, but they're not doctors.

Like, like, I, even doctors are getting put down by it. You know, I have something. No other job that exists is something that's so inconsistent that that you would have to have a Patreon. Like, you guys do it. Like you, no other job, you don't go to your doctor. And he's like, oh, by the way, on your way out, if you want, consider becoming a member. You get a hand job in the waiting room before you're, appointment or something you know what i mean like doesn't exist artists do that stuff because it's like if

you want artists to commit to it it takes time and the money's not guaranteed and like i'm not i agree with what you're saying like i have a degree it'll be okay if i didn't get to wrap my dick in bacon i agree with what you're saying but i also know that like you know this is why the governments give grants for artists because they don't get shit and it's hard and it's already harder but i also agree with you where like people would consider all of us artists and like what the fuck is the job this bullshit highly desirable job where you get to do what you love right and with that you have to accept the risk that there are a lot of other people who want to do it too and it's it's hard for that reason but like i look at my doctor with this reverence

right my orthopedic surgeon i've broken every arm and leg right do you know how my life would be if he if people like him didn't exist the guy's an actual hero to me but the dude that animated invincible. If he gets replaced with AI, I'm fine with it. I don't care. And if I play, I used to play these AI songs on my live stream and every so often they'd be like, this is slop. Fuck you. I think it's catchy. Yeah, I made it in 30 seconds. Right here. What's that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I say that to everyone. There's like, what's interesting about it that people that, because I'm also, I'm, I'm tied in like, the people that I speak to are artists and oftentimes they have a job in the industry

or something like that and they have their finger on the pulse of what's going on in the world and these writers are on strike and there's all these things to consider but the average person like they don't think about that and so I made custom songs like I did hear once with the AI song

I made custom songs from my buddies and we laughed at it but what I didn't expect is like talking to a bunch of two of them way after the fact they're like oh yeah i'm still pumping that song i'm like oh you still play it though like it's hilarious i love it it's about me some of them are good and and i like listen i need a a song about marbles racing down the track they're heroic they train all off season to get strong and they can't get girlfriends in the style of a sea shanty go and 30 seconds later we're

we're having fun with it on stream and and sometimes it cooks sometimes it does something and you're like that's i i don't like people tell me they're like there's no soul in this And they're like, fuck you, if you're the top 100 billboard written by like eight people specifically to pop on. What kind of people? Literally written for for TikTok algorithm, you know, the same eight people who have a knack for writing songs for every artist that you listen to. And you think that the AI version is slop, bro, Taylor Swift's song was written by the same person as Nikki Minaj's. People, you know, like, look at, look at the, like, people like this has no soul, the AI video. And you're like, have you looked at Mr. Beast's thumbnails for the last four years?

Like all of these videos, look at this. Even the AI for his thumbnails isn't adding the eye part of the smile. Like, you need that. I like Mr. Beast. I will. I think he seems like a good guy helping a lot of people. But his, his master, he's a master at playing this game. and this game is already catered to doing something for an algorithm so like like i got recently

got into making music like beat making it's i only make the trashest beats they're all garbage and terrible uh but i do it for fun and i said they're not making music just for fun and like you know goofing around and um and then i found out about this thing called splice where uh are people that are making beats like i used to put in my drums and i'd be like you know i'd be like kick kick snare kick kick snare that's literally what the beat sounds like and um then i go and i find out like you know my buddy's like oh you do you ever fuck with loops and i'm like no then i find out there's no that's that's a software so i'm using something like pretty loops and you can go to this website and for like literally pennies by like a drum loop that's actually like a sick ass way better than that but like

it's like a real not like my thing that's like to do do it's that and you could take that and then perfectly loop it and it's like a sick sounding thing and they're like oh shit for a couple more pennies i can go get a random guitar and it's someone that's like and like you put that on and then the software makes the match up and then i'm looking at this i'm like this fucking crazy you pay a couple cents you get a fucking sound you put it on there and then i'm like do people do this and then i go and i look up and uh like house music and i listen to a lot of that and i see all these that I've heard in songs I listen to and I'm like they're all out here pulling these sounds and doing this and then I Google like famous songs that have used loops and find out like Sabrina Carpenter espresso is like made from this website with commercially available loops that you can get and do it and then I'm like now hold on a second motherfuckers if you could go to this website for pennies and just pull sounds and use them in your song don't you dare mock someone else who's going in typing in a prompt for their sounds by all

intents and purposes the person who typed that out has now put their creative fingerprints on this AI music way more than you did who pulled a sample off of a website you have less fingerprints on that sample than this person does on that until it's like a famous pianist like versus like imagine the best guy at music in the year like 200 was just humming his heart out banging a drum and then some guy invented a piano and he's like this guy isn't even making the fucking noises dude do you realize that do you realize he's not even making the noises he's hitting a sequence of keys in order to create a large music scape for you to enjoy and so this is not real music

because it isn't organically created through the human throat and it's like, shut the fuck up, retard. That's not how shit works. And then you know that guy that we like in our songs who always claps on beat? Get a load of this asshole and there's some dude there with rocks and sticks and he's banging all the fucking rocks.

And I'm like, they're not even clapping. He's not a stick on a rock. I used to work in Cisco and I had this friend, co-worker's name was Ayush. And he got into making music. like you did. You're not a white guy. Anyway, he's like, check this out.

And he records him dropping his keys on my desk. He's like, I'm going to make a song out of this. And then the next day, he, like, drives me to lunch. It's just like a beat of keys crashing on a CD bird. And it's just like, ah? Ah! And I'm like, wasn't he drop me. He's like,

Woody, if you didn't want to hear this, we could have taken your for fuckers. And he's like, isn't it cool? I'm like, are you mad at me? Are you mad at me? That's so, it's probably like 2002 when you're going through that and you're like, what the fuck is happening? Is I, you're mad at me? That's hilarious. Yeah, I see a lot of the pushback against AI

Just as pure fear Like it's not a principled stand up against it It's like a ooh this is coming for me Two parts one pure fear I agree The other a really good megaphone right The artists are able to protect themselves By trying to get like society to wrap around and protect them Circle the wagons

In a way that radiologists can't sure yeah i tell my friends i tell my friends that are like loop they're like fucking hate i'm like that's cool hate it as much i understand secretly though you should be learning it getting comfortable a little bit don't don't handicap yourself on something that is a conversation that they decided without us years ago like we can't have that conversation now and i trust me even if i agree with you it doesn't matter it's not like i'm you know like six of my eight skills that i have have been taken by AI, basically. Things that I could do are, you know, even I'm shocked that a podcast can be done.

You could literally have to do a podcast now. Yeah. And we're only still around because it's not great at it yet. It will be fantastic at it. But I agree with Woody totally on the artist part of it where it's like, oh, isn't it serendipitous that the group threatened by AI amongst the millions of groups threatened, It's only those with the greatest social media presence that are being given attention. How odd. How strange. It's like, come on, get real.

I've seen people being like, oh, I saw this shit with AI. So I'm hiring actual artists right now to make the art for my project. And it's like, okay, cool, bro. Like, are you not doing that already? Have you not already been doing that? What do you want? You're announcing that you're hiring people. Yeah. These are the same people who spazzed out when like Fiverr became a thing because they're like, you're not hiring a real artist you're hiring an indian guy to bang on a a fucking tin can it's like well if he can kind of achieve the same end what are you doing there is a guy there's a guy on

fiber that will um hit diarrhea and rub it all over himself and i went on this uh podcast general sounds safe i can't take that from you oh i went on podcast forehead fables because uh like he tweeted at me like oh would you come on my podcast i was like okay and i clicked on the video and it was like a guy and he like shot he started shooting i turned off the video right away but then i got on the podcast he's like what did you think of the video i said i'm like turned it off right away he was like dude that guy shits all over himself rubs it all over his body and he is like hardly come on the podcast and i'm like cool i didn't watch any of it and i'm not going to watch that he was like that cost me 50 bucks i'm like bad deal for every party involved

Oh, that poor, that poor Indian guy. No, he was a white dude. You, the Indian guy, and the guy who paid $50 all the wall. He was white. He's a white guy. He's a white guy. Oh, my shit. Oh.

The Indian guy is. I just assume Indian when you say Fiverr because that seems to be the meme. I think of African. Like a, you know, like a. Oh, I've seen those two. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Those guys are making a kill.

Well, people from poor, from poor countries. I feel like they step away from that camera and they put on like normal people clothes and get into normal people cars and go back to like. They don't have accent. town. Yeah, yeah. Well, hard day at the old TikTok mine. Let's head on back home. Christ, Mr. Johnson's going to have my ass after this long lunch. What does it even mean for congratulating a guy to beat a surgery? Okay. My favorite little theme on like third world social media is like a bunch of Ghanens being like, do you know how they eat in India? It is disgusting.

and then it's like got like people from a third world country other than india making fun of like indian street food and it's like okay so i don't just have a first world bias here because there are people in the fucking democratic republic of the congo equally mocking the indian thing i watched an indian lady uh street vendor make like flavored sprite the first step was touching every ice cube touch every ice cube and then dump something in and she's like stirring it with her fingers adding in flavor and it's like cut it out no one wants this it looked terrible

I don't want that lady like you've ruined that spry it's so flat now like she's like shaking it and fucking it's like you've ruined my soda I bought a soda at a fucking gas station one time

and he like put it in the bag and like slammed it all on the table and I was like no thanks guess I need a second soda now, and this one can be for later. I was like, I don't want that one now. You shook the fuck out of that one. Like, I was very careful.

Like, I was, I don't want to shook up soda. What are you doing? You, you take the carbon. I'm paid for that carbonation. That's half the value. I went to a, I was on a, on a, on road trip with like a buddy of mine, two buddies. And I went to the gas station. I bought like, eight monsters. So I grabbed like all these monsters that bring them to the front. And she's ringing them up. This sweet little, sweet little Indian girl,

actually. And she's like ringing them up. and you know she put him there and I I go and I pay and then I knock one off the thing and it falls and it gets dented and I pick it up and it's dented and I'm like oh this one's dented I'll just put it here I'll go grab another one and she's like no uh you I didn't buy them yet by the way but I just put them there and she's ringing them up and uh that dented one she's like no you have to buy that and I was like what and she was like you threw it on the ground. I was like, I'm like, I didn't throw it on the ground. It fell on the ground. And she goes, yes, that's the one you take. And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm going to give it to you. And I'll go

buy, I'll go grab one from the fridge. A fresh one, she was, no, you have to buy that one. And I was like, okay, I don't have to buy anything here. I actually don't have to do anything. I could leave now, and you could walk all of these back to the freezer. And you could, you know, put the dented one back in and no one will ever buy it i was like or i could just buy these take the new one and your boss will send that back to monster and they'll give them like it's like it's going to be handled yeah it's not how it works and she was like no you threw that one on the ground i was like here i didn't throw this on the ground and behind me is a guy he's there he's like hey can i just hop in here for a second he steps in he's literally wearing

tattered disgusting stained sweats his hair is all fucked up and he was like i work in hr and have for many years for sure not for sure not he was like so dear he's like you you see i mean harassing residents of he was like honey you know me we we we we we we I'm here all the time and she was like yeah he's like he this is crazy he this your boss will send it back don't worry about it that's it's it's he's he doesn't have to buy that. That's not how it works. He'll go get it. Okay. Trust me. And she's like, all right. So I'm like, cool. Thank you. I go. I like get the other one. I'm like, what the fuck did that bum say? She's like, okay. And I'm like looking like I'm like fucking I'm trying to

just I'm trying to be the chillest person. Because when you're a large man, oftentimes like you cannot like there are so many times where something has happened. I'm like I can't execute on it the way I feel because I look like fucking sloth from Goonies and you know, like I was one time I was having this little party. I wish I knew that guy. The next time I don't get my gummies, I'm going to

upgrade my customer service representative. You know what? I didn't offer you on my behalf. You're not in his level yet. I did great for you. You did. You got you what you needed. You were great. He used to his, uh, but there's levels to this game. There is. This guy was must be a rabbi. Um, the, uh, his levels of complaint were just on it, but, um, the, the, uh, what was I,

what was I saying about that Indian lady saying, you rolled the drink. There was timing. They're saying you rolled the drink. Wait, no, but then right after that, I, I, I, I, I, I, didn't I start a new thing? You got to know, you were talking about the Indian ladies and the monster. What did he say that I didn't say there was some of that? Um, I'm sorry. I did derail your story.

I'm just, you know, I'm a big rambling kike. it doesn't matter i was probably you're a big guy and you have to say that about your oh there it is yeah yeah there you're not that big thank you Kyle it's when you're but i look like sloth from Goonies and so uh i remembered i was having this party in my hotel room in in l.A and it was like when the views were bumping so it was a nice room and uh there was a whole bunch of people in there like a bunch of other YouTubers and uh people that are in different lines of work and all these people partying and stuff and uh people were there and they're all like you know there's they're doing coke there's

coke on the table there's drugs there and some people are getting down and you know um i see this girl who's a friend of a girl that i know and she's there and she has like her phone up in like just at a weird angle you know um and then i see her like putting it down and looking at her phone like and i like i could tell she's taking a picture of filming and a lot of people here like this can't be happening so i walk over and i really want to be like what the fuck are you doing But instead I got to be like, hey, so listen, don't want to be weird, but did you, did you take a picture there? It looked like you took a picture. Can we go through your phone and delete those videos now, please, you know, and I'm so sorry.

I don't want to just like, I'm not touching her phone. I'm literally three feet away. So it's not like I'm towering over her. So you're looming. Yeah, exactly. So I'm like, I'm like, delete those. I'm like, okay, cool. And then like I did a thing that.

like I like who do I think I am shack maybe on Halloween in 2006 but like I heard once that like Shaq has all these people over and has crazy parties and he'll he'll like lock everyone's phones up in a safe so people aren't you know and I'm just like what I'm not shack unless it's Halloween and I'm like so I'm not going to be like oh everyone give your phones because I'm so sick I don't want people to know that I'm doing this sick of a party here or anything like that, you know? But now this girl did that and I'm like, and I got the thing. I'm like, hey, guys, can everyone give their phones or they're going to put in this boy, grab it at the end? But I just remember approaching her.

I had to be all reserved and it reminded me of like this Indian girl and this situation is so fucking stupid. I'm not buying this fucking can, bitch. I'm going to fucking knock all the cans off here now. But I can't do that. As was you're right. It looked like sloth from Goody. Luckily, that homeless man was there to save her. And me.

This grocery store I go to all the time, not Walmart, like a more specialty grocery store. And maybe I mentioned this a while ago, but something again happened where a few weeks ago, they had just started advertising that they accept EBT, which is like food stamps. And I went there a couple weeks ago. And like walking through the aisles, I've walked through a million times. there's an Indian guy with no shoes on there's two they have those rascals out front where people who are too fat to shop sit in and I'd never seen those used at that grocery store before there were two of the biggest fattest white trash bitches riding those down aisles

like they were those fat guys on Harleys from like 1920 like taking up the whole area and then there's like a six foot five trans person walking around and I'm like is this a Moes-Eisley canteena? What the fuck is this? It should have been... It's blown away. I know Star Wars. And I was just like walking around like, what the, like, I can't get cashews because

these two fucking fat white... Had a Sam Neal reference earlier? I know. I know films. I know movies. I've seen movies. I've seen movies. That's how I should do.

But it was like disheartening being like, oh man, all they had to do is take EBT. now it's a it's like an american horror story style freak show here of like the fattest worst people the guy with no shoes on piss me off the the the trans the the giganticly tall trans lady was just doing her own shopping you know not bothering anyone but the the two gigantic fat white bitches and then that indian guy with no shoes on upset me so much it's like you're walking with no no shoes on near where i buy my cashews near where i buy my cash shoes near where i buy my baby carrots near where I buy my chicken wings for wing night every Wednesday I hate it but I did you know I did there was people they did like they opened up a grocery store in a very

Indian part of town in Canada and so they had like all these Indian people there and there were people doing like an Indian dance type thing in the opening day and they're you know doing their shit and they were barefoot and a lot of people were like oh this is fucking disgusting and you know going off on it um but it was like the summer and i was just like remember looking up the post not thinking much and then i went to the grocery store me near me in white town of white people everyone came with their crusty ass toes and flip flops and stuff and i was like it's barely any difference here it's like i understand what it means i'm like well i'm like this bitch his toes are out with her gross toenails like the same distance away is that dude those

dudes that were dancing with that were barefoot that everyone was so mad about you know then I was like I wonder how mad people would be If it was like from now on everyone Closed Toes can't come to the groceries To get to the grocery store of the security at the I would be in that if they put up a vote I would be okay with clothes Toed shoes being essential for the grocery store

No way I wear my flippy floppies everywhere Well then buck up buttercup because we're getting real Not happening I'm gonna be in there I'll get my toes in the cashews I'll get my toes up in that bin of cashews And grab a fistful no i'm you know i'm voting for whoever he's voting for i like that he's like not happening pal not i better have some i'm on team booted up motherfucker at the door to to to slap some like artificial no i go at the beach one in five people don't have shoes like well okay we'll have

exceptions for proximity to beach but in in missouri there is no excuse to be walking around slapping your big fucking foot skin on the guy was walking around he was walking around like he owned the place and I didn't appreciate that I don't know I like it I don't think that shoes

I think that shoes are a negative for humanity and any instance where we can go around without shoes on is more healthy for our feet they're not meant to be crammed into those little constrictive leather pouches and squished all day like some Chinese

dainty child doing foot mutilation back in the day? No, no. You're not, you're not, but no, no foot finding for me. I got my flippy floppies on right now. I will tomorrow and I will the day after. No matter what, I go everywhere in these. Now, where's some fucking shoes, dude? I go to a wedding in these.

My brother does the same thing. He literally wears flip-flops absolutely everywhere. I wouldn't wear him to a wedding, but, but I do, I put on shoes very, very rarely. I have to look for the side. You're not even a sock guy. I wear the socks with the shoes But not with flip-flops, no

I know I'm staying home all day And I'm never gonna leave I got fresh groceries from the day before whatever I put socks on Because socks are comfy And they're nice I do that also I'm a sock

I feel good yeah No my toenails get all tangled In the in the You animal I need them long for speed You don't need If anything Please explain

If I need to go off road all right. The flippie flop is you lose them right away. So now you can only lean on your toenails for traction out in the wilderness. Climbing up hills, big sand dunes. Running through leafy groves and such, you know, in pursuit of whatever. How do you run that your toenails are part of the picture at all? Very leaned forward. Like the givers see coyote, you've seen the way coyote leans all the way forward and then his legs do sort of a spinny fan thing. I was thinking you do like Naruto. Oh, okay. I was looking like, oh, no. See, until you said that, I was about to call you a retard, but obviously.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you want to keep your toenails long so you can really get into the grit and the grime and also as weapons. If you ever need, you know, I feel like if I kick you in the face with my big toe, you'd get cut up pretty bad. How out of line of those toenails. Let's be real. Not bad at all. I trim them, you know, weekly, like a normal human being, but it's, you know. I'm not a normal human being.

Don't wear socks, though. I trim my nails every day. I am a compulsive nail trimmer I have every day that's great I literally get up next to every bed I have them in my car I have them at my desk come on I like him sure let's let's let's what you got I got in bed with me and that's what I'm like I have to cut my nails now like when I slice someone in bed with me I used to bite my nails and I realize I don't like biting nails and it's like societally not I used I used to buy just like I'm short so

now I've put toenel clippers next to every place I reside and or fingernail clippers. Wait, so you do fingers and toes daily? I do fingers literally more than once a day. I do them here during the show.

Used to drive Kyle crazy. I can hear it. So I got him quiet. I wish you hadn't I wish you hadn't because it didn't bother me as much as him and I liked that. I'm just like somebody's listening and they're like every five seconds, there's just a clip.

I was like you know what he's right and I'm wrong so I went out and bought scissors because they're silent but how much are you cutting off oh hard as much as you can continuously as it grows as they're growing that's lucky lady believe I'm learning this now how did you not know they're look at his nails I'm not surprised in the least I don't get very to people's It's very masculine He's always fucking with him

I mean but I assume That I've always assumed That's because Like there happens to be a pair of clippers There and then he's sitting down For the weekly show And he's like oh a couple of things Have gotten out of line

I didn't assume that it was like All right wake up Clip clip clip All right go to lunch Clip the clip We have Elijah Wood fingernails Remember in The Hobbit Oh yeah

where Peter Jackson told him keep doing that. It looks good. It looks like you're stressed, and it was the right move. It was. I used to chew mine as a kid, and my mom put that nail polish on my nails that tastes bad, the same way you do a dog. That worked?

Yeah, because then I'd go to bite my nail, and it tasted like bitter pecan, disgustingness, and I'm just like, it really turns you off to chew your nails. I never had that, but my younger brother had like, and it was like a weird, brief thing when he was probably six to eight that he got like horrible hand eczema like really really dry awful cracky skin on his hands and so they my parents would have to like fill a glove with lotion and then put like these cloth gloves on him and then I used to always think like what the fuck is going on over there like I don't have this like you need a gloved hand when I had that syphilis eating my hands up that's what I had going on I would your hands were all ate up by the syphilis

but dude my my entire like palm of my hands and the souls of my feet all blistered up and and the skin slothed off till it was the the thinnest weakest most sensitive pink skin new skin it hurt all the time if i did anything hard like it like i had if i were to grab like a heavily stippled pistol i remember that i felt like if i squeezed hard enough blood would start pouring like so i would so i would have um surgical gloves with olive oil in them on my hands 24 hours a day and so when i was shooting fES videos i would have that inside of shooting gloves so like my cameraman and like like like uh like all those guys are out there and i'm just like got my olive oil i'm putting it in my glove they're like i think scott was like that's how he always

gets ready it keeps him sharp like anybody like sit around they're like over there, tell them this bullshit about how, like, olive oil gloves are my secret to accuracy. I have a question. When you got a diagnosed and then medicated, I assume some punta antibiotic. Uh-huh. Did you get better really fast? Immediately. Yeah.

And it was never diagnosed. I Google imaged, like, hand blister or something like that. And then maybe a hand-and-soul blisters. And I went through Google images until I saw what I had. And then I clicked it and it said, syphilis and I was like Jesus how am I better than this than my fucking doctor that like

does this for a living living doctor Kwan over there. I think she might have been a North Korean and so like went back to her and I'm so itchy and her reaction to me being like hey I Google image search and I don't think it's that thing that you thought it was that you're treating me with

prednisone that's making like ruining my like emotions and like making me has all these side effects it like makes you retain water makes you sleep all day. It makes you depressed. I'm like, you just gave me this poison that I don't need. I need a shot of penicillum. I was like, this is syphilis. And she's like, oh, make sense. Yeah, we can do that. And I'm like, you know what? We're not going to do that. I'm going to go to a different doctor and they're going to do that. You know what? That's the wrong reaction.

Thank goodness you spoke. I thought she gave the right reaction. It's bad that she misdiagnosed it in the first place. That totally agree. But when I go to my doctors and like I usually do a rundown of like how I got hurt and then what I think it is, they take what I think it is as just like one of the clues they're using to decide what it really is. And I appreciate that. Like, you know, oh yeah, I looked into this. It seems like, you know, tennis elbows, the same sort of thing. It hurts in the same spot. And I was doing this one motion in the gym. And I think, you know, and it hurts when I do this. And they just take all that as clues. Sometimes I get it right. Sometimes I don't, but I've had other doctors where I say, hey, I Googled it.

I looked into it and they're like, oh, God, one of those. Wrong answer. Wrong answer. I'm not saying I have to be right, just that I want you to consider my thoughts as one of the clues. I feel like that era of doctors is going to have to end with AI and everything becoming so much more sophisticated. Like the idea that they can be like, oh, we got a resident expert on our hands. It's like, fuck you. fuck you what have you done what have you

cash i'll leave and go elsewhere like what are we doing here like that's what i i had a huge meltdown at that dentist that time when i scheduled an emergency route canal i'm in so much pain and i like i go in and it and it was the fanciest fucking dentist office i've been in my entire life it was in this really nice part of atlanta i drove past mansion after mansion and five, $8 million houses that had like multiple tennis courts and fucking gazebos and shit and then I pull into this place

and it's so nice on the inside. It's so trendy and it's this you go back behind fucking curtains and there's just like rows and rows of little dental like alcoves and it immediately felt more like a quick change than a doctor's office and like I sit there and they x-ray me

and they're like, oh yes, very infected. must be very painful. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. So are you the doctor? Who's going to pull this fucker out of me? I was like, let's get it out. I don't care about any of the aftercare. Like, we got to get it out, right?

And they're like, oh, there is no dentist here. No, no oral surgeon either. And I'm like, what the fuck is here then? It was a bunch of, and I told the lady when I, after I stormed out of that room, like, I'm out front. And I'm like, she's like, how did your trip with the dentist go? And I'm like, there are no dentists here. You don't have any dentists.

you have a bunch of tooth cleaners back there. And she's like trying to charge me. And I'm like, you know, I need, no. No, I'm not going to, I'm not going to give you my car. He's like, well, we'll have to call the police. I'm like, all right, go ahead and charge it. I'm going to be on the phone the moment I walk out of here, canceling the fucking charges. And she's no need to curse it me.

And she got all defensive like I was being scary. And I hadn't even raised my voice. I hadn't even begun to get to what I call scary. You hadn't even knocked the gun. You were going to be brandished. I was, I waved it about. I waved it about. Okay.

Were you like, should I do this to get rid of it? Shall I let? Shall I live right now? And as soon as I walked out of there, I'm on the phone with fucking MasterCard. Like, hey, there's a, there's a mischarge on here. That's not supposed to be there. I don't, I want to dispute that charge of, oh, we just take it right off for you. Like, yeah, they didn't render those services I left before they were done.

So that's, that's a no go. Okay. Take it right off for you. Fuck you, you fuckers. Jesus of shit. I was so mad. I don't know if you've ever had a bad tooth that needed a root canal. No, thankfully.

It's the kind of pain that makes you start considering getting some pliers. You start Googling dental tool ordering sites, like looking at ways to extract it yourself. If you get a tooth infection, that could kill you. Like, that's, I went, um, let that happen. If that pain starts happening, you've got to get it taken care of. I had one once that was really painful. and then I got into an airplane and when we got to altitude

the pain level increased like triple fold like beforehand it was something that you could put some Cinsidine on and be like all right as long as I don't like bite it weird or eat ice cream on that too that'll be okay but when I went to altitude

I think the pressure change just it was excruciating we were talking about pulling it out mid-flight like it was which two where like a back bottom molar I think or a back it's all that's what it always is

it's always a back tooth that that didn't get enough love. That's horrid. Yeah, I've had a couple root canals. They are not a big deal. Anybody who complains about a root canal is a big pussy. That's a girly man. Yeah.

Did you complain about your? So I had my wisdom teeth removed. And a lot of people have been like, yeah, in two days I was fine. For me, it was three weeks. And I flirted with drug addiction. I was on the opiates for so long. and it was a really big deal. Even three weeks later, my face was so swollen.

Like, people were like, you look different. And sometimes it just doesn't go as nicely for other people. I wonder what was involved in your surgery because, so I've had a root canal and obviously that's when the top of the tooth is rotten. So they grind all the rotten stuff out. And then they drill through the nerve all the way down to the root until they've gotten it all out, all the nerve. And then they fill all that up with an epoxy.

and then they put a cap that's meant to fit the top of that tooth back on there in artificial sealant and they glue it all in and it's good to go but a with the wisdom tooth that I had removed they just went in there and just like pride and like cut and tore it out of there and then I had this big open wound that they sort of stitched back together and uh I think they um they use a hammer and chisel to break the tooth and then they removed the pieces I guess I comes out more easily. I remember a lot of like this. I was out cold.

I was awake for this. Oh, yeah. And also, it wasn't one. I think it was three. I think I didn't have four. I had three. Got them all.

And, yeah, it was just really, also I remember this. They were late. The doctor was really late. I'm like waiting in the seat for 40 minutes. He walks in through the door like directly to me.

And then they put me under anesthesia within like 45. seconds of his arrival they were trying to catch back up on the schedule and i think that's why my recovery was so bad 100% yeah dentists just as much as like i know dentists and dermatologists are the two practices in medicine that get the most guff for like both recommending non-necessary procedures to make more money and also just straight turn like a dentist office is about fucking turn it's like they're running a retail store it's about how many fucking people can we fit in these seats and how fast can we do it that's why the dentist comes in so often it was like everything looking good okay well uh are you brushing okay all right and then they

just bounce a friend of mine is a very expensive boutique dentist and it's kind of nice his service is better he costs more and i don't go to him he's in new jersey but uh like you know he describes these dental businesses he goes to these dental business consultants and stuff and they he's like they try to get your business to be fucking muscle with tiger skin stretched across it efficient and go he's like that's not what i do i don't take insurance i charge a lot more i have rich clients boom he lives in a nice home the only the only like i'm sure he's probably elite he doesn't have to engage in the nonsense you know recommending uh non-necessary procedures i'm happy as long as there's a tv with a remote that's for me like like if you give me that you

cut my fucking teeth out of my head all day long and I'm good to just sit here in this my remote didn't work and so I had to watch fucking Fox I had to watch Fox News oh no you gotta have a remote I want to be like my guy has all the apps like I'm on I'm watching office

reruns on fucking peacock like whatever you want like he's got a full thing there holy shit he'll black the room out if you want or he'll brighten it up like there's a nice nature environment out of the window Mine's really nice. Basically, I like my hygienist because she's always nice.

She's in a good mood and she's easy to talk to or not talk to, which I like a lot. And Netflix is on the thing. I usually choose something that I think will work well in closed captions, maybe like a nature documentary. And then we roll. What I like about my dentist, I've told this before, but one time I bit my fork. And I had a chipped front center tooth. and it probably wasn't that big a deal. I saw something much worse happened to Tucker, Jericho.

He handled it great. But for me, I was like, oh my God, this is a tragedy. I'm going to be on camera like tomorrow. I want this fixed now. And he's like, I got you. And he brought me in. He did what I thought was a perfect job. He also does this for like beauty pageant people and stuff.

And I was like, damn, he made room for me, fixed my problem, still loyal. you got a good guy got to be loyal to that guy I want the waiting room to be nice too the waiting room needs to be like comfortable and like squishy fucking couches and leather like chairs and stuff and there better be a TV out there too

because I know you're going to be late dude the TV in my dentist's office in the waiting room is just like playing ads for like other procedures I should buy where it's like where it's like have you thought about tooth whitening? Have you

you thought about straightening? Have you thought about X, Y, Z, this and that? Last time I was in there, we were watching, like, a football game or something. It was like, we were, but me and the other guys were discussing what sport to watch. Like, you had so many channels. You lucky duck. If you're going to be, I mean, if you're going to be waiting, like, I want a fucking TV. Lines on time. I want to see sitting there on my phone, angry. They're always late. I've never had them be on time. I mean, you're talking about how you yelled at your dentist. That's the only time I ever yelled at my dentist. Like I, he was like 38 minutes later

or something like that and they were just calling me back and I was like you know what forget it you're fire I made a scene like you're fired that's it I'm not doing this I love making a scene it feels so good to release whatever that

is that like barrier that you put up all the time to be a decent like public gentleman kind of person to just release that I can get there in time but if you're running late let me know and they're like all we're running on time everything's cool and then they were 38 minutes late and I kept checking

I was like you know I'm here right like 10 minutes late 20 minutes late 30 minutes late 38 minutes late and they're like okay we'll see you now I'm like to hell you will you're fired we're done no more yeah I'm not your customer anymore the the Woody based can and infinite ammo night with just that's great telling these people to fuck themselves

because they they're so accustomed to treating you like fucking meat where we just have to show up do the bare minimum, then the doctor bounces out to some other thing and the hygienist handles it. It's infuriating. When they talk to you about scheduling, it's real neat and tidy. You need to be here within five minutes or we're going to charge you a surplus fee and then you show up. And there is none of that, there's no reciprocation of the urgency that they insure is really important for you.

I fucking need it. Doctor's late too. I don't mind it because I've I've like had I've not canceled appointments before and then they try to hit me with that fee and I'm like like ah it's almost like what Harley said yeah you could charge me that fee but then I'd never come back again you could do that but then I wouldn't drive the extra 30 minutes to see Dr. White anymore I would just go to my local clinic that's a great way to handle it that's his J magic doctors run late before but that's different than a cleaning to me because I've also been like I go there and they spent a little more time with me looking at my gate when like I'm having a problem with my need. I spent a little more time with

me on this or that and I'm like I know what happened, right? Someone came in there with a problem that was more complex than they expected and rather than just rubber stamp them and get out the door and maintain the schedule, they helped him. I don't think that's what happened with the dental hygentist and the cleaning or the whatever. And also I called an advance. And, asked if they were unsc that to me played a big role in why i felt justified i think my dentist sucks because you know when they make you wear that lead vest and sit in the thing while they scan you they gave me a lead vest that was like a like a sports bra length like it just it barely came down below my nipples and i just really i wanted to think like radiated i must know i don't

know how localized the thing is right Oh, it's everywhere. Yeah, it's all over the place. And, like, there wasn't a door on the room. It was open. You didn't have a codpiece on yours? I didn't have a codpiece on... It comes with a codpiece.

It looks like that body armor from Tarkov that comes all the way down. Well, shit. Then I guess I'm going to get cancer. It is no... I swear my hygienist spends, like, extra time to make sure my nuts are covered by this thing. Oh, yeah. She doesn't say the words, but she's... tuck them in, big boy.

Yeah. Most of the time when I've gone, that's what it was. But like one of the times I went and they put a fucking vest on me and the back was totally full. And then it just came down like right here. And it was like, all right, well, I guess fucking fire away. You might as well like Doug Cole at Chernobyl or something. That's that's cheap. You think so?

Condoms just taking off the vest. You think I could have been one of those, for some reason, like Scottish guys in Chernobyl that were digging that hole? They're just voiced by Scotsman. Yeah. It's hard to find Russian actors who are willing. to go against the Kremlin, I suppose. I'm sure that it was a British production all around. But yeah, they go to those coal miners or something to go and dig underneath the melted down reactor to release the water.

Don't try to lie to them. They'll know if you're lying. Yeah. And then he's like, it's a dangerous down there? Well, if you keep your helmet on, we don't have helmets on up here. That show is so good. and it is aging infinitely better than the entirety of Game of Thrones. Think about that.

Yeah, I haven't rewatched it since the first time, but I like to give a show some time to de-marinate, if that makes sense, so that I forget things and it's not as familiar to me. You can watch something until the end of the ground. I did that with Louvies as a kid, and I can't watch Austin Powers ever again. I watched that shit way, way too much.

I was such an Austin Powers fan. It's fair. I'm not saying that Game of Thrones ended well. but I think I'm the only one here that rewatched it and I liked it more as a binge show. I was mad at it when an episode missed and I had waited a year and a half for it. But when I'm watching three a day

or something like that, I liked it more. I've got too much hate for that fat idiot. Here's why that won't work on me because we will get to those plot threads that I know are going nowhere. And I'm like, here we go. Here's, we're in, we're in with Denaris and she's just met this,

this mysterious woman who has like a beaded curtain all over her face this will go nowhere oh here's some magic oh here's a scorpion sent but like all the things that just go nowhere the baby that the white walker king takes out to the sacrifice you are legendary warriors just no much stuff will happen and and then sir marron trent or whatever will die ingloriously to a bunch of thugs with with daggers when he's supposed to be fucking luke skywalker incarnate or some shit i'm not doing it again ever i i would have to meet a girl who like was like yeah come on please can we watch it we'll stop and and maybe we'll we'd even agree to stop after season five like like five seasons of this

johnsonov dies at the end just so we know like let that be the end you know when joffrey dies that's when you stop oh yeah maybe there i mean you're like that's cool that guy that's right when the show aired and joffrey died everyone was hyped for the next season i was like nah i'm not in and they're like why I was like this is the Ramsey replaced him and was a different flavor Ramsey was better just as potent well that's what happened I told people I was like if I stop now this is the best show

so I'm good it's it's over I don't want to stop did you no well because what happened was my buddy was like well let's watch the next season and I saw Ramsey and I was like all right let's see what this fucking guy does Ramsey was so he carried for me whenever Joffrey would be on screen occasionally I would be afraid for the characters that were surrounding him like when there's a scene where

they try to get him a couple of horrors and you immediately start feeling scared for those women like what all the thing is going to do to them but when Ramsey is on screen a hundred percent of the time I am afraid for whoever else is there I'm like oh God what's he going to do to this girl

you know why it's like the reason you're afraid is there's a real chance they could die Ned Stark died in season one. Bro. Once he died, nobody was safe. Was Jamie Lannister safe?

No. Was Rob Stark safe? No. Was John Snow safe? No one's safe. In fucking Mandalorian, they should have killed Guku. Whatever is a baby.

That's the end of you, Gouc. They're not. What I wanted, I didn't say before, but about the whole Grogu thing is like, I see what you're saying.

Just let him fucking rip people to pieces. If you're not going to kill, let them fuck people up. Give me some, let's start getting some fucking limbs, more limbs and blood and Star Wars. I think if you want, look, I like, I really hate most of what Star Wars has done. But I do kind of like the idea of what they're doing. Because what it feels like is they've got a different flavor for everybody. It's, it's like a, it's like a 30s. Yeah, it's like Baskin Robbins.

Not all of their stuff is for everyone. And much of it, unfortunately, has been made to like, go against men or white men or straight white men it's it's like there's they're turning that ship around but you're right i don't disagree with it there's it's it's wild some of the like man uh some of the characters that they put in some of the storylines they've gone down but and or that's for like people who appreciate film and who appreciate noir and like a good plot and it was so goddamn strong when i got to the end of it and i watched rogue one the movie which is also my favorite star wars movie i was like this fall

short of the show. Like I did not. Rogue one was like great in theaters and I tried to rewatch it. And I was like, wait, I just like a couple scenes in this. And then I watched Andor and I was like, you know,

I like Rogue One much better now. And I could see what they wanted to do initially because they had a bit of a different idea for the movie. And I could see how Andor now is probably the proof of what they would have done and how it could have slapped even harder. The de-aging I didn't see. I watched Rogue One when it came out like like 10 years ago or whatever. nine years ago. And then I watched Andor recently. I binged the whole thing. And I didn't know while

I was watching the show that they were actors in that show who were being deaged for the benefit of the movie that was filmed nine years ago. I did not know that either. Until I, as soon as we finished the final episode of season two of Andor, I was like, and now the movie. And my girlfriend's like, oh, there's a movie. I'm like, yes, I kept the secret from you. Now we get like a feature film that that does the end of the story and we're both pretty pumped for it and you meet some of those characters and it's like wow

they did a the deaging was so subtle and so good that you didn't notice it watching two seasons of a TV show they were being deaged the whole time and you had no idea I was really impressed with that tech and then just the writing of that is tremendous most of the rest of the Disney Plus stuff

especially like Obi-1 Asoka the later seasons of Mando especially the book of Boba Fett Acolyte I hate it as veneers Yeah all of Virtually all of that

I'm I don't just dislike I genuinely like a mobile crime boss game It's like you are now the crime boss of Tatooine Who do you want to help? Remember when all of his like Ragtag gang of teen like badasses got on their space Vespas That were all different colors and like sick ass colors and shiny they look I that was I was that was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever seen in my life I was a clear understanding of the universe they were playing yes yes and they don't care

they have no respect for it it's it's it's really awful acolyte's worse acolyte I want this Ryan Gosling project to be good me too it's called like the last star fighter it's not and Grogu I think it's like a he's like a he's a fighter fighter pilot. He's a, he's an ex-wing pilot or something like that at some point. If Mandelaar and Grogu somehow made a billion dollars, the next movie will be called Grogu Strikes Back, I bet you. Dude, it's going to watch Mando Grogo is going to, they've tapped into that kids market and it's going to be every, the whole family can go to Mando, Mando and Grogu. I want to see it. I know Taylor and Woody hate Grogoo. I love Grogoo. I love Grogo.

Hey, Grogo said you guys, you're homos. It's not that I hate him. I just need to Because this is a lesbian book club. I don't hate Grogu. Cute and wonderful and pure and a fun, lighthearted. I think it's a gay slop for retards. I think it's for children and young people and those who haven't reached the age of not believing like you have. That sweetness, that kindness in you has been extinguished and you just can't appreciate things like this anymore. I don't think so.

You click over like the gay side on porn hub and FPS Russia goes. like Obi-Wan goes there is like he's studying to leave that's Morpheus I just can't get in on the biggest thing I can't I would I would much rather try and get into the Star Wars shit than any of the superhero trash

like that to me just doesn't It doesn't look there's almost no It doesn't interest to me I guess There's almost no good Star Wars content Yeah I know none of it's ever been good. It's 100% true. There's just not. I mean, it's just not. I'm not going to go through it again, but there's good superhero stuff. There's bad superhero stuff, I'll admit. Like what? What's a superhero movie where I would watch and I'd be like afraid for the protagonist?

I think the new Superman is quite good. I would give it a seven out of ten and I'm with my like Phil Marr tour score. You know what I mean? Like I'll give really enjoyed it. I would recommend Captain America Winter Soldier and I would recommend Thor Ragnarok. I think these are two Awesome movies. I think Ant Man, if you just watch it as a heist movie, not a Marvel movie, it's an excellent movie. Okay, well, then like- Some of them are kind of like coded as real movies, and they happen to have a superhero in and an Ant-Man is one of those. Thor Ragnarok is over-the-top comic book shit, but it's very fun. I think it's pace.

Guardians of the Galaxy, one and two. Film Artur gradient, fag for short, for the Ant-Man movie. I give the Ant-Man movie probably eight and a half on ten. I give Ragnarok for me personally a 10 on 10. I think Winter Soldier is a nine and a half, nine on ten. I like Guardians. I think Guardians is one of those movies. Yeah, Guardians of the Galaxy one and two.

One and two are good. I'm not going to. I like one, though. So I maybe get them a little confused. I think I mix them up with the new Thor Ragnarok, which they were all in. So I think of that as the third one. What's the big praise about it? when they're all in the big prison.

Is that the first one? It happens in every one of them. Oh, yeah, yeah. The first one's the one where they break out. Then I've seen that, and I liked it. I think it might. And the second one you meet Star Lord's dead. That one's okay.

Okay, so now I'll remember now. The first one is very good. The second one is okay, but it's not great. The third one makes you cry. The third one is so powerful when you get Rocket Raccoons backstory. Dude, I go out to the theater fucking stoned on edibles for Guardians of the Galaxy movie and I got like an animal

abuse story that's like really Yeah, you find out the rock raccoon Had like this whole group of like Creators in the wheelchair Like they operate on us every day Yeah, he's got a whole bunch of Christmas critters And they're all cute each one cuter than the last There's like a fucking squirrel and a rabbit and a fox

And a raccoon and they're all like There's an evil scientist torture Operating and Maniculating. They're like, I'm in pain. This makes me not want to watch it. Sounds sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched them all when they came out, but then I rewatched the whole thing.

And the first one's much better than the other two. The first one was good. I like, I did laugh out loud when that guy's like, I am too quick. Nothing goes over my head. That was a good line. That was very funny. See, they leaned into that way more in the second and third. and just the amount

that they had in the first was perfect and I did love Drax as a character he was like the best in Marvel and then he did become the what is it the Flanders

Flanders Flanderized him Yeah he got flanderized in a way kind of Dumber and dumber and dumber to the point where it's like you are a space traveling superhero again right like you know how to open the door I suppose you can rob my house

Natalie like where I guess later into the Simpsons yeah it was too much um but yeah i like those all those are good i don't like ant man as much i agree with the thor take i agree with the captain america take for sure that is a good movie on its own winter soldiers sick a spy thriller with you know when people saw it were like winter soldiers the best i was like this all right and when i rewatch them all i was like oh fuck this one's getting like based like a good action movie i think most of the spider man movies are pretty good like like like i like the andrew barfield spider man i like cartoon spider man the first one

He is 10 on 10 also. I watched that. The black Spider-Man? Yeah. I don't watch that. The first one. Oh, you got to. Who's got to?

They had a cartoon black, Spider-Man? Yeah. Miles Morales. And if I could recommend something also really crazy, because it's made by the same people as that Spider-Man, but K-pop, demon hunters, I wrote that off as like,

listen, dude, I'm super straight. But I ended up putting it on a buddies, and it had no right being as good as it was, I was very, very entertained by that movie. And that animation studio is so good at what they do. All those are good. And I also, I really, what it matters?

Watch Terminator too, dummy. Well, at this point, I'm deliberately not watching. Like, at this point, never ever watch it. So we can do our movie cast before I've seen any of this stuff.

What's that? I've been talking to Taylor about doing a movie podcast where he's never, seen the movie, but I have seen all the movies, and we're introducing him to them. I'm going to write the name for the hypothetical YouTube channel. Tell me, this isn't pretty

good. He came up with a really funny one. Yeah. Oh, I like it. Is that a secret? Yeah. Well, you don't want someone else. Tony's stolen immediately. Amir.

Amir is a fucking movie genius. Like, I could show you a clip i'll text to you guys later but it's just i made an edit um where it's actually and people could see it on my channel it was like just i just did a DJ set but there's like a six minute segment where i cut in literally a second of action movies like explosions and guns firing just the close up of a gun firing and stuff and like i put it in front of a mirror and i was like yeah go go off on this you think you can get and like the movies they're playing he's like die hard die hard three

Robo cop Terminator 2 but he's like the movies are showing for like a second and he's saying every single one now

there's fucking on my on my channel I'll send you the time code of the set you'll see the action I'll send it to you but he's so good at it but for a while

I wanted to do a movie thing with him until I was like oh he's so fucking I always thought it was like a little bit this is what I was going to name it oh well that's hilarious

don't do that now I won't do that now I won't but you ever do that I've taken that but you got to have Amir as a guest on your show because dude I would love Amir to call in you call him live yeah amir is hilarious I always like for years I thought it's like this is like a silly joke that Taylor hasn't seen movies but it's not that I haven't seen movies it's that Woody has seen a ton of movies and Kyle has seen a just a bananas amount of movies No but you are on like also you are

on the lower end And both all of this is true I'm realizing that fully Classics is that because I missed so many things And he's missed some movies that sort of transcend movie culture I haven't seen all that's in pop culture Like do you watch hockey ones you've already seen

No I never rewatch sports games That'd be crazy yeah What's the best hockey movie movie and why is it mystery a last night mighty duck you know it's not a you got to you got to throw the credit to miracle but goon is the funniest hockey movie and i think goon is funnier goon is incredible a bit funnier than slap shot even i got to be as incredible as it was stop shot was overrated because of the age but slap shot is still a great movie but goon might be my favorite hockey movie pure hockey movie ever it's really good i like to remember

I rewatch the little I didn't like it as much but it didn't like fall off the way a lot of sequels do like it was still funny still good I like it whatever that main guy's name is I don't know Stifler Oh whatever

John William Scott He didn't react to Stiffler Hatton Stiffler is from American Pie 1 and he has sex with that with that pie No no that's the Jew character who has sex with the pie Stifler's the cool guy his mom He gets a hand job from the nurse

His mom is literally the introduction of the word milk into the lexicon. I've only seen it once and it was like 25 years ago. He apparently owns all this like property and shit and it's like worth like $20 million outside of acting. So I think for him. Yeah, apparently I was reading an article about him like two weeks ago. I wish there was a movie that was like a classic that I had seen that Kyle hadn't to switch up the vibe. But there's just no way that could happen. We were talking about Tarantino movies in our show group chat with me, Kyle Woody, and Chis the other night.

And I was like, I like Tarantino. And then Kyle and Chis started like listing movies from like, what the fuck is that? And they're like, that's a classic Tarantino. And I'm like, okay, well, well, then I guess I just don't know. Like I meant to do I like Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction. I like Reservoir Dogs. I like Reservoir dogs.

No, I was talking about. death proof and he wrote true romance and he quasi wrote from dusk till dawn and i think there's another thing that oh oh natural born killers although that got completely twisted from his vision and it doesn't really count it love what's his name in that that movie's all right it really loses itself mary coleman Woody harrison killed it not very dangerousfield ronnie dangerfield was talking to director and he's like hey you really want me to be this disgusting And he's like, yes, I don't get it. This isn't going to play.

He was telling him, like, this is not going to work. But if you watch the movie, it is really off-footing. He's molesting his daughter. He's like, I'm going to come up later. And I'm going to check to see how clean you. So make sure you scrub good for daddy. And it's like, ah, God. And he's like, they're putting gel lights on him, all greens and yellows, like, sort of like psychedelic.

And he's just got that. I hated that part of the movie. He's a filthy wife feeder with like a house coat on. Yeah. It felt really bad for her. Yeah. The whole movie makes me a little sick to my stomach. But death proof is pretty fucking good.

It's part of the grind house double feature he did with Robert Rodriguez. The second half of that being the zombie one it's called. Planet Terror. Yeah, yeah. So they wanted to do like a grind house double feature like what they saw when they were kids at a drive. The trailers were so good. Machete. Trailers were good.

Machete. was just a trailer for that movie and it ended up being a whole Danny Trejo movie series. They made two of them at least. It shouldn't have been. Dude, I watched Machete one the other day and there's a scene where he throws this incredibly attractive woman naked over

his shoulder and like Amazon Prime like completely cuts and like doesn't show you her ass and I was like, that won't do, that won't do. And I like had to track down the real version of it. You see lips in this movie? I was really, let's go.

Reservoir dogs That's bigotry That's anti-straight bigotry Not letting us do that Butthole right out Although you know what I saw on GenV Last night Balls and butthole

Probably a fucking dick dude Literally a character falls into a She gets shrunk down And she's in a toilet And another character goes to take a shit on her And it's like you see his ass Coming down from toilet seat You guys need to stop watching that show

You need to stop encouraging This male nudity No female nudity shit I wish there were more... You are complicit. I guess I am. It's not like I went to a Riyadh comedy show, though. You know, they're just showing dicks and buttholes.

They're not enslaved people. Not complains into the World Trade Center or nothing. So, like, let's say... I would not care if Louis C.K. gave a hand job to Kim Jong-un. I remember Louis C. I remember Louis C.A. I love Louis Cicca.

He's running ads on his podcast, and now he's taking that Saudi money. It's just so rich. if he gave a hand job to Kim Jong-un I would probably be happy that that happened I like to be happier I would be slightly very small but like 0.0.01% but I would be slightly more positive about life if Luis K jerked off I feel like of all the world leaders Kim Jong-un and I might be the most likely to become fast friends like I know he's he's a he's a big cheeseman he loves cheese he loves all the types of cheese you're like i can get into basketball if you get into hockey yeah i would teach him about he he could he i could try his favorite

cheeses we could just be like boys hanging out they all talk even a grand old time i could do an impression of him to his face and as long as he didn't have me like killed like we'd laugh you show him notchos and blow his mind everyone else is too scared to show him nachos shows about nachos. You've seen him. He knows. He knows. We know.

I was going to say before. Actually, I could share, because I guarantee he isn't as invested in the meat portion of the charcutory potential as he should be because he's clearly

very into the cheese part. But maybe he just hasn't had the right Capacola or Sopraseta. Maybe I could win him over. I like crackers. more than the cheese or the meats. Oh,

that's so crazy. The crackers are just the device to eat the cheese and the meat. They're more than just a shovel. They're salty and it's so. But if you eat a diet that is like carb-starved, people will be like, oh, it's the fucking rich that I'm about.

I have a movie suggestion for you, is Taylor. Have you ever seen the last King of Scotland? That has Forrest Whitaker. And I like, I like the way he talks. He won the Oscars. It's kind of always quiet like this.

Forrest Whitaker, the black guy with the lazy eye for what he's going to fit. And also Ghost Dog, little known film. Me and you are the two people who watch Ghost Dog. You've never seen it. The world. I love Forrest Whitaker. So it's a big Forrest Wittaker. I never saw Last King of Scotland, actually.

So he plays the former president and general of Uganda, Edie Amin, who is one of the great dictators of all time. And by great, I mean, like Edie Amin, yeah. Evil man. James McAvoy plays like a British. doctor journalist I don't remember which who's in country and befriends Edie Amin and Edie is like literally takes

him under his wing as like you are my number one whitey and like he becomes his boy so like he he starts riding around with Edia Amin seeing what he's about and it's wonderful to be his friend like he owns Uganda but it's terrifying

to be his enemy and he's he's a little unstable so he shifts a little he's like You are not plotting against me, are you? Are you? And it's like, nah, man, for sure not me. Those motherfuckers have been told you, like you're always scared of him. Idiot mean was the propaganda gets mixed up with the reality.

But he was known to be a giant bruiser boxing champion and a ruthless general in the army before he took power. After he took power, he became a cannibalistic warlord who fancied himself. who for some reason became entranced with Scottish culture and like he wrote this letter to like to like to like to what about it was he entrancent everything the dress he would dress up like that with the bobby shit he like the music he called himself the last king of Scotland through some weird like line of lineage this guy kicks ass what's wrong with them the movie is awesome like you get to see all this stuff you get to see like some wild gory violent scary ass shit i like to think that the same way

i would make fast friends with kim jong un me and idiomene would have been having a fun time i would have he would have never thought i was plotting against him i would have been enjoying the the fruits of his labor in uganda whatever fucking fruits and vegetables and you know very wealthy man he had yeah i'm looking at him here he seems like a funny guy saddam Jerk is nice, this guy. My goodness. When he came into power, like, on TV, he, like, started listing people from his own political party, like, 60-something people.

And they were all, like, freaking out when their names were set and they were, like, led into another room where they were executed or imprisoned. Like, the first thing he did was, like, all on TV. And everyone was like, oh, this guy is fucking, guys fucking serious. The first thing he did, the first thing he did, the first thing he did, the first thing did in that address to like the Iraqi Congress is he had a man come up and confessed to crimes he had not committed. He told this man who was maybe a former president or something like he's like, you're going to go out there and you're going to tell him you've been on a plot, part of a plot

with a whole bunch of people to take me down and to betray the Iraqi government to Iran and you're going to go out there and you're going to say that or it's going to be your daughter sitting in that chair next and then your wife is going to be sitting in that chair. And they've been torturing the shit out of him. So they've wheeled him out there and he's, he goes on the line he goes like i have been a plot a part of a plot uh to take down the great sudom hussein who's our loving leader and there have been many co-conspirators who will be named now and then saddam hussein fucking comes i didn't know that they used that guy to to to and so to legitimize the whole thing and so and then the people in the crowd who it's

basically their congress they're so scared they don't know if their name's going to get called next because none of the people out there had been a part of any plot they're all just That's okay. I explain why they were all crying when they were freaking out. And so everybody is like, Vietnam is the best. I love them. They're propping and praying that even if their name is on that list he's reading,

he will notice how fervently they are kissing his ass and be like, ah, Mustafa seems all right. I mean, he's on it. Do you do that with anyone? No. He named all them. They took them all out there and they murdered.

Did you say they were in his own party? Yeah. Like they're part of his political party. just from both parties I'm sure like anybody who was a political enemy or a rivalry I mean he had his own brother-in-law killed he had all the people who were near him who were even who were like people who were like people who were loved him he would have them I think well I think all the people that were in this gathering were his people and so he just like killed a bunch of them to be like don't you dare I'll find out because then people would be like damn I didn't even know that guy was doing some shit because they were fomenting dissent against a little known HBO mini series that like I'll like falls by the wayside behind the bands of brothers and the turnobes and stuff is house of saddam house of saddam is about saddam hussein before he comes to power during and after like during the invasion and everything and i thought it was going to be like a tony soprano situation where i'd be like fucking saddam run shit you fuck with saddam you get the firing squad like all right

i see how he is he's just gangster no no no he's like evil and scared and paranoid and awful just like there will be people who are just loving to him and they're like whatever is best for Saddam is what I will do that's what they say in their private moments to people you know what I mean like I am I am Saddam's man through and through and Saddam will be like I never liked that guy people are saying about that about Trump right dude most

he had a team autocrats are very paranoid right that seems to be a part of it so evil that I couldn't get through the show I made it like two or three episodes in and I'm like this guy's too evil than what would you have liked him more if he didn't if he had better kids like kids who were like into you know like it's like sports instead of a really tall kid like a tall kid or a kid who is like really into sports instead of like what they were into which was like having dope-ass desks and executing people

yeah those guys were evil incarnate they were they were crazy his sons were fucked up i i don't know who they or cusset but one of them was like a serial raper like like he would just if he saw a woman, he would just have goons grab her and rape her. Like, lots of just rapes and murders just for funzies. They were very... Do they have cool desks? Yes. They had incredibly elaborate and cool desks in their offices.

Dwight has a replica of Uday Kusei's desk whenever he takes over briefly as manager in the office. Yeah, yeah. If you, like, they're, you know... It's like black marble. It looks like that thing that they go to worship at, that big black, square table. Yes, they love that square. This one looks like a fucking is this

it? This one looks like a, like a Roman. Is it like the black marble? Black marble? White marble with like pillars. Oh, the white marble. I mean, they had a lot of cool desks and they were really, really good at desks. They were deskmen. They were deskmen. They went out in a blaze of glory. It's humiliating

how bad our desk is. We keep this like old ass desk around because it's like, oh, this is important. We should have better desk. The two of them and a nephew got into a firefight with coalition troops that went on for a long period of time and they held their own to such extent that we basically just used heavy guns to blow the place apart and bring the building down on them. But they fought for a good while. Was Saddam that bad other than his sons being terrible? He also invaded Kuwait, you know. Oh my God, Kuwait. Oh my God, Kuwait.

He wanted to stop using the U.S. dollar. Well, but Woody, when other than Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, and Venezuela, have we invaded somewhere for threatening to stop using the U.S. dollar? Name a 6th through 10th example. You got me. I'm happy with invading people who threatened to stop using our dollar. I like the United Genocide. I want us to rule the world forever, and I hope that when there's a one-world government, it's housed in the United States of America. We should try to be ahead in all things. I hope so, too.

We can't all be Canada. We can't all be hanging our hat. We can't all be hanging our hat on not winning a Stanley Cup for 30 years. We can't all be hanging your hand on that. Jesus Christ. Can you imagine if we hadn't won like a World Series in baseball in 30 years? Can you imagine if the Toronto Blue Jays

were on a streak since 1993 because that's what Canada's situation is with the NHL where we're just getting blown out. The Yankees, the Card Do you hear that made in harm? I haven't won a Super Bowl in so long. And NFC East memes is

loving it. They're like showing pictures of like, I think the pictures are actually from the 50s and they're like, here's some people the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. I'm loving that sub-rated NFC East memes. It's terrific. You're the main to sports takes.

There are people who love their teams and like can't eat the next day when they lose and Woody will be like smells like bitch in here. It's so good. They haven't won since 96.

As a non-M-FL fan, I always felt like the Cowboys were like solid. Emmett Smith, Dionne Smith, Troy Aikman. They were Michael Irving. They were crazy at that time in football. Have you seen the Netflix talk? About the Cowboys. No, I didn't watch it.

I didn't watch that one. It's so good. You get so much, like they have Jerry Jones and, who's the guy who owns the Cowboys. Jerry something, right? Yeah, they're both. both the coach and the owners and the initials were jay jay it's it's jerry jones and um jerry jones who's who was the other one though anyway they have all the central players that were part of that dynasty

like extensively in the dock and they go nitty gritty with details it's really really i didn't know any that stuff like i was when i started playing football jerry jones was the name you were looking for jimmy johnson was the coach yeah yeah i started playing football that year and i played on a team called the Cowboys and I was like five when they won the Super Bowl and like so I was like oh I play on the Cowboys and the Cowboys won I am a Cowboys fan and it was easy to be a Cowboys fan like through elementary school oh yeah I played football all through high school but like you know the Cowboys just you start to like other teams too I mean I'm Canadian I think they won two Super Bowls in a row and then they went to a third and lost and then maybe the fourth season

didn't go well, but then they went back the fifth season and won again or something? Yeah, it was like the Cowboys and the 49ers were always good, like, through that decade. And if you're old like me, it's like, yeah, the Cowboys are just always good, right? No, no, they're not always good.

Sometimes they absolutely fucking suck. Sometimes they celebrate when they get a tie like this week. Oh, that's, it looks like the Cowboys won in 96, 94, 93, 78, and 72. So not great. 93, 94, 96.

That's a decent dynasty. I didn't know that it was possible. Why did the game end in a tie? All right. So look, I clearly am not a big enough football fan to understand this. How does the game end do in a tie? They have the same number of points at the end.

They changed the rule. They just do O.T. over and over. No, no, no. They do that in the playoffs. Or they do the thing where it's the, I don't know if they changed this. It was first to score.

So they each had a run to score And the people that would go first on a coin toss Would kick the field goal almost every time and win And it was like if you won the coin toss Your chance of winning in sudden death was huge But I think they changed the rules Sometime in the last 10 years Yeah, I thought you went back and forth

You both got the ball one Only in the playoffs No, I just watched the game yet No, you both get the ball But you both get like one shot like so if you score a touchdown then we score a touchdown but why don't we keep doing OTs

until one guy scores and the other guy doesn't I don't think it's like what he said if one team scores a field goal and then the other team scores a touchdown the game's over the touchdown team wins yes that's what I want to happen isn't that what it does? Cowboys and the Packers tied this week

45 was there a terrorist attack what the fuck? They don't just keep going they each get a shot. So both teams are guaranteed the ball. And I guess it'd be to your advantage to go second because then you know if you need a touchdown or not. Man, they need

a better system if that's what they're doing. I don't like that. I hate that. What does college do? Do you know, Kyle? They just keep going until there's a score difference. Yeah. So if you get a field goal and we can only get a field goal then you get to try again.

If you don't score at all and we get a field goal, we win if you get a touchdown the best we can manage whatever we need to do yeah okay i think the college rules are better but that seems like a better rule set it seems more fair well it just seemed no it this is more fair than anything you can imagine because everybody got to walk away with a tie like to the fan who maybe like that upsets everyone if you pay no one's happy with a cowboy's fans are thrilled when they walk away with non you get you get enough and that is that is Loserdom. Don't be happy with the time. They have enough information.

They have enough information. Cowboys, they're like, didn't lose. They're walking like Vince McMahon. I'm telling on you right now. What'd you say? You're telling you right now. I'm going to tell you. You're telling scum?

I don't like the Cowboys. What's funny is Yahoo Sports is like, not all ties are created equal. It's all about how I think the Cowboys. Oh my goodness. That article written by Johnny Q Cowboy. Yeah, that's why once you have to tell you have enough information to score a point ranking in the system that they have. I hate that. Hockey does the best job with overtimes ever since they changed it about six or I guess at this point, 10 years ago, where now they make the teams go three on three instead of five on five, which opens the game up in a crazy way.

like you just can't defend against three on three the way you can do people love every hockey fan is it a soft test of a different type of league no it's been going on for 10 years there's a shootout too right like if it's five three in the regular season if they have a five minute three on three period and there's no goal scored then they go to a shootout which a lot of people don't like the shootout I like it I doubt anyone sitting down for the shootout

I feel bad for the goalies because I know how horrible shootouts are. But Kyle, sorry, what were you saying? Oh, wait, so it's three on three. So is there a goalie and plus two players for each team or is it? Oh, no, I'm sorry. Goleys aren't included in player counts. And so it's a goalie and then three players. Why don't they just make the whole sport that if it opens the sport up and makes for better

scoring and a more? Because it's much less with three on three on an ice that big with the goleon. It's like more risky Hail Mary passes. like trying to create an opportunity whereas the game itself is tactical at five on five three on three I played in three on three leagues

like as a kid and it was horrible because it turns out when you're a goalie in a three on three league you take like 60 shots a game it's it's exhausting to take shots yeah yeah because you're like constantly moving back and forth

trying to try to adjust your especially in three on three because we didn't have it was set up to be only a third of the ice and so I didn't have a traditional crease and so I was constantly having to like hit my my left glove on the post to know where I was or hit my right you know post with the stick is it tiring to get shot on or is it tiring to just yes ready for a shot the whole time it is tiring to be ready for the shot because you have to be in a squat position right and it is tiring if you have to go down into a butterfly over and over. If you don't have to go down all the time, it's not like exhausting.

Yeah, right? If they're just peppered them into your chest or gloves. Yeah, but unfortunately, I wasn't playing in 1970. And so people were firing at the top corners even at that age. Okay. It was exhausting. Well, I think we've had a very fun time here. Yeah.

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