Painkiller Already - PKA 778: Finding Swingers On A Cruise

Episode Date: November 15, 2025

P.K.A. 778. Just the boys this week at the guest had to cancel the last second. Taylor, this episode of PKA is brought to you by Better Help, Lock and Load, and of course, wonderful merchandise. We'll talk more about all of that later. Guys, huge news. Big, huge news. Tell me. We're all going to get a check for $2,000. Wow. You know, Taylor, I was thinking about it. I'm only going to accept the check. if Donald Trump signs it by hand. No auto pen.

He is anti-autopan. He'll surely do it by hand. He has to sign every check by hand. I want to see it. That was some all-time go-sh shit during COVID when they sent those checks out. And he was like, my signature's got to be on there. And it was just like a little gold like Donald Trump. Maybe that's the standard.

Maybe they always have the president signed it. I don't fucking know. But that seemed a little out there. Do I agree with these fucking things? One for Jackie, one for me, and one for me. and one for Colin. Is that how this works? No. Cashing out of people's checks.

Wow. Wow. The greedy millionaire class strikes again. I know a certain Indian guy in New York who just got a like to do, wouldn't care for that line. Just asking to the question. Maybe he's not an Indian. I don't know what he is. Arabic or something.

You know. Mam Dhani, I thought that was Indian. I don't know. But man, $2,000. Kyle, what are you going to spend your $2,000 check? That's absolutely coming. You know, $2,000 is a real windfall, so I think I'm going to probably just invest it back into some Trump coin, you know, take it full circle. Self-sustaining economy.

You know, Trump checks right into a Trump, maybe into a property. You know, I know he's got this golf courses in the Middle East now. Yeah, $2,000 will get you a big part of a Middle Eastern golf course. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking so. I'm thinking I could get like maybe a few square. They'll take you on a tour and show you like what seven blades you own, like what blades of grass. I appreciate that. Like I could be like maybe I could be a chic the way they sold us those title hoods in Scotland or whatever.

Now they could they could sell me a little, a few quarter inches of Dubai sand and I could be a sheik or something like that. We talked about, you said Scotland, those African people who went and moved into the woods in Scotland. Did I talk about this with friends or I talk about with you guys on the show? Are you changing topics? We just got here. We just got here. But it popped in my head and it was funny.

We'll get to it. What are you spending the $2,000 on? I don't know. I'm 1% of a Trump watch, maybe, something like that. Does he have a quarter million dollar Trump watch? That'd be pretty dope. If he does, he'd better be having Rolex private label that or something. Even then, like that would, they wouldn't do that.

Oh, yeah. Rolex. Known for their private label watches. that one for Lucky Charms, you know, that one for, for Met Stadium. Yeah, they're great like that. Stack of Trump Bibles. There are a lot of things I could get. Get some very, very rotten Trump stakes.

I can't believe. Like, like, like, like, jokes aside, like, apparently we're not getting the checks because we make more than $100,000 a year. I didn't know. I didn't hear that little addendum. Like, what the fuck? Like, isn't that who's, sorry, supposedly this $2,000 he's mailing out, has been acquired via tariffs, right?

Isn't that there's been? It's all bullshit, but I'm listening. They're saying it's Doge savings or tariff revenues. They haven't said the Doge thing in a while, but I'm listening. In either case, that is nothing but taxpayer money. In either case, no matter how you slice it, that money was derived from American taxpayers. So they're just, it's just socialism. They're just taking our money and given it to other people.

Mexico's paying for it, I think. Mexico doesn't pay for anything. No, that's all that. Mexicans wish Mexico would pay for things. How are we going to get Mexico to pay for things? The $2,000 thing is just a distraction. They asked his, I think, Treasury Secretary, Bennett, or whatever his name was. They're like, you know, Trump says he's giving out $2,000.

And he's like, well, you know, we extended the corporate tax cuts. So in a way, you already got it. It's like the fuck. All those people. between 100,000 and 200,000 income or 100 and 300 making those corporate tax cut money. Like, they're the ones really secure in the bag with that, of court. Yeah, but I mean, Kyle, you were saying- Is that applied to our LLC?

Like, what are we talking about here? How much savings do we get? If we say $700 or something over the course of- happening. Wait, don't ruin the fun. It's definitely happening. And, Kyle, you were saying, like, isn't that just our money anyway? you say that but how many times have you met someone it happened more when I was younger people

don't do this anymore really but like the first few years you pay taxes refunds someone will always be like bro I just got I just got $1,900 on my tax refund and it's like your mental framing of this is so off like you gave the government an interest free loan of $1,900 that's your money you could have had that if like that would probably fit you know that would be an easy way to like get people mad about taxes is get rid of all the automatic withholding and force everyone to write a check at the end of the year they'd be like what the fuck we have we have a revolutionary that's what we did that's what we should do you're fucking self-employed when you're self-employed how many goddamn taxes you pay like like we all do that and it's look every pay when i used to get

normal people paychecks like you would do the math when I was a kid when I was 19 I'd be like I made eight fucking thousand dollars this month that means eight thousand dollars is going to be in my account at the end of this month I was like that's more money than I can count public schooling and I know and but like then I'd look at that paycheck and it was like I don't I didn't know what FICA was I still don't but it's just like they're like we robbed you here for this And we robbed you here for that and we robbed you here for that. And we're not giving it back. And I'm just like, oh, my God, like two thirds.

Like I get two thirds of my check. Two thirds of my check I get to keep. Most people are the age where I learned about the wage wedge. That's what that concept is called. So, you know, you think you get paid like $4,000 and then you take home $2,500. So now you think you're getting paid $2,500. Meanwhile, your employer did pay you $4,000. And on top of that, he paid for your, like, health insurance.

and some other benefits that you have, your vision, who knows what the heck they're paying all this stuff for. So you're like, I make $2,500. And he's like, this motherfucker costs me $6,000.

That's the wage wedge, the gap between what they pay, what they pay to have you on staff and what you take home. You know what? I was so stupid at 19 too. Like, I didn't have anybody to guide me in this shit.

So when they passed around the, like the corporate health insurance plans that you could opt into, I was like, man, vision and dental that sounds good I'd like some of that I'm getting this like fat ass health plan

that a 50 year old man needs like I'm 19 I don't need vision and dental I still don't need vision dental and you know what vision insurance gets you last time I went to the eye doctor which at this point was two and a half years ago because my eyes

finally stopped getting worse they kind of what a flex what a flex yeah it turns out my eyes got to minus 8 and they were like, pause. That's just where we go. The last time I went to the eye doctor, the guy was like, so do you have any problems?

Do you have dryness? Do you have floaters ever? Do you have this and that? And like just these minor little fact-finding questions. And I was like, oh, you know what? I do get floaters if it's, if I look at light at a certain angle or if I'm looking into a lot of bright light,

like sometimes I'll get floaters. And he was like, okay, okay, but no dry eyes or anything, just the floaters? And I was like, yeah, yeah, sometimes I get that really bright light. And he's like, interesting. That just happens to some people.

Nothing we can do for that. Oh, yeah. It's like a- Is that when you look at the light and then you look somewhere else and it's still like there? No, it's like, you know, those little flex of something? It looks like something's floating in your eye

and you look inside. And it's like, it's inside your- Like not there anymore kind of. Yeah, your eyeballs turn into a snow globe. So your eye, yeah, if you're like, if you got serious real-deal floaters, then yeah. But for most people, I guess, It just happens if you see certain angles of light or really bright light.

It opens it up. And the way they can get rid of those, I looked online, it's not something on your eye. It's in the liquid inside your eye, whatever fluid that is, your intraocular fluid. And so we're like, yeah, sometimes they can drain all the fluid out of your mind. Right? Then, yeah, put more fluid in. And I'm like, that's horrifying. I'll deal with on occasion.

and it's too bright out or something or the light comes in and I get a couple floaters. So do you think vision is a waste of money? A dental, I know. Dental, I feel like I know that one pretty well. They charge you like $1,500 a year and you're like, well, you know, it's expensive, but what if something catastrophic happens? Well, they cap out at like $1,500 a year that they pay out. So it's just hardly ever a deal that you win. Dental is a bad deal, of course. our stuff is also a bad deal because they have like or at least now they have special they have frames that are covered partially by insurance and then the overwhelming majority that don't make you look like fucking bubbles are not and if you don't want your glasses to be big thick coat if you have really bad eyes like me relatively fucking dirties out there being like get real brother he's with his terrible eyes but like if you have eyes bad enough to warrant thick coke bottle glasses like I do. They don't cover the thinning of the lens, which is the district cost because you need to thin the lenses. They have a higher tech version of the lens. Yeah, yeah. And so really it doesn't

cover fucking anything. Like maybe it's probably the same thing as dental insurance where it's like it covers one cleaning a year or two, a cleaning every six months or something. And then the eye thing covers like one exam a year. And I'll be one in eye cleaning, which is they don't clean your eyes. What they do is they go, all right, come back. All right, but hold on. Before we walk you back into the shrubbery maze that is the back end of this office, I need you to take your glasses off and like put and like dilate your eyes. And it's like I, I still, to this day, I went to the same eye doctor place from when I was six to current.

I don't really know the back end of that office. Like I go in blind every time. I don't exactly know where to go. And then they tell you to sit in a chair and then you sit there. I don't know if you guys have had your eyes dilated, but it's this yellow liquid that goes in your eye. And then it like immediately, Kyle, seeps down to your lower eyelashes and like gets crusty. And your eyes just feel astringent, I think would be the best word, not even like a normal dry, a stringent. Like, have you ever eaten a very stringent food?

Like, imagine you take a big mouthful of spinach with no spanish with glossed spinach. The odor in my mouth one time as a kid. That sounds pretty astringent, probably. it's awful yeah and then they sit there and they put you through the like one or two one or two and it's just it feels like a waste of time every time you go to the dilating thing at my eye doctor they put the drops in and they had me go to the waiting room and i have to wait for like 15 minutes to get more fully dilated and because i'm incapable of entertaining myself nowadays i'm here looking at my phone through some corner of like semi workable vision trying to read

because I can't just sit still. You know what I did? This was either the most recent time or the second to most recent time. I was like, I'm a vet. I know what the deal is here. It's not going to upset too much. But he left me in that room sitting there in that like scary chair with that giant arm with the thing you put on your nose.

And I started tooling around with it. I just started being like, do I like one or two? Do I like one or three? Do I like three or four? And it turns out it's kind of like a Rubik's cube. because I really got it off of base I think because I didn't know

you can't see you're looking through this and all the dials are on the other end so I was kind of flipping and turning and then he was supposed to touch the equipment yeah you're not supposed to but fuck him you know he's the one making me pay for and so he had to come back in and then I did notice he took a lot more turns

than normal yeah yeah you should have been like the nurse was in here earlier she seemed confused by the entire apparatus I'm just next word to let you know who was it the better that's a heavy set one that doesn't speak English

they can't drown the largest least attractive one the little glasses they make on the fly by like one or two one or two those optics the glass

is dirty so I'm like I'm not sure if that's better because it's kind of dirty can you clean this shit so I can see what I'm looking at

I can tell the minute difference between the two dirty lenses you're feeding you know what the worst is at the eye doctor when you get cut off midline read like where they they put that thing on you and they're like he's like all right

what's the top one and you're like oh f e a it's like all right next one you say that and then the bottom one you're like regis i want to say d and then like they're animals f and then he's like all right we got a long ways to go he said he's a bit of a long ways to go and it's like then why did you start me at the bottom you know where we're at Don't start me at minus two and insult me back up to minus seven. He's want to let you know where the normal people usually are. That'd be like doing that in the scale. Like you know,

you have the big weight on the scale where it's like 50s. Like if you started a fat chick off like at the 50 plus tens part of the scale, you're like, ho, ho, gonna have to grab a few 50s, huh? Clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clon, clunk, clon, clunk. I've been there where I like really want that big clunker to stop. And then it doesn't.

And it's like, what if I, like, jump a little? You're pulling a Daniel Cormier, like, you're, like, pulling down on the wall. Go back to the other one. I'm going to think light fucks. The girlfriend's holding the towel. I got to go to the bathroom. Give me, give me a minute. I can get, I can get under 300, please.

Yeah. It's not that you went to the bathroom. It's that we didn't ask you to come in or on anything. This is the eye doctors. And they measured my height, and they're like six foot two. now I question your confidence on all of this I'm not six two wrong if you just cross-eyed is all

six two dude that is the kind of doctor's office I would run it would be called short kings and it would start at two feet everybody would come there and leave with a bunch of confidence I wouldn't say they were fat even if they were I'd say they were husky

They tried that on my college swim team. We had this like pro sure or something like know the players type thing. They lied about all of our heights and weights. Everyone was like six, seven, these ginormous wingspans and your 175, like whatever would be perfect. They just put that shit down. Did sports stats like as far as how big they are is so farcical. Like after I met a few NHL players. and was like bigger than them it was like oh or was not even mad as much it just was close to them

and it's like that guy's page says 6-1 and unless i'm 6-2 which i am not this guy is yeah i'm no i'm not towering over these people taylor's taller than me yeah that shit's ridiculous i guess basketball isn't doing that anymore with at least that one guy it's a mixed bag like like maybe two or three years ago they decided to accurately measure everyone's height. You no longer got to choose your own height. And most players lost height, a few gained. But there's still a few. Like, there's a seven-footer who lies about it. Says he's 6-11, Kevin Durant. Um, Wimbignana, he lies about his height. He shrinks himself. Most probably want to be taller.

But it's more accurate. It's just not good. In MMA, they can't hide it. And boxing too. They have that, well, boxing less so. But in MMA, they have a barefooted face off eventually. Like, like you're going to be face-to-face. barefooted. Not at the face off. There's no reason to hunch. That'd be odd. Especially in a face off,

you want to be intimidating if you can. If you have a height advantage, you want to, like, express it in those moments. And you'll have some guys who are honest. Like, oh, yeah, Daniel Cormier, he's 6'1. And then Daniel will stand next to a guy who's also supposedly 6'1. And it's like, what?

You're not 6'1. That's a bad example because Cormier was always shorter than everybody he fought, I think. You know what I liked? And I'm the biggest John Jones Hater that you'll meet When he did the face off He never looked the other fighter in the eye

He'd look straight down at the ground And like avoid confrontation And I don't know why he did that But it vibed to me Like he's the only fighter I can think of That didn't feel the need to try to alpha the face off He won basically every fight he ever had But he didn't try to win the face

He's like I don't play that shit His mental game's different Like if you hear why he talks about like he would go and party the night before so that he would have an excuse if he failed and and and if you can like sort of empathize with that mindset and understand like where that could come from and how that could be comforting how it could be like almost a safeguard like if you go in and you're you're doing everything you can possibly do and you have no excuses for a loss and then you experience one that's shattering but if you if you dig around a little bit the the week of

and you experience a loss you can always say you know what That wasn't all I had. I have more. I can rise above this loss. It's almost like he's giving himself an emotional and mental safeguard should the worst happen. And it never did. He just. What was he partying on though?

Cocaine and alcohol all night long the night before. That does make for a whole day. I don't know the night before, like the week before. I don't. Yeah, you need your sleep. I thought with Gustafson one, he was like trashed that like like. I'm not sure. It was his toughest battle, too.

But John Jones being diminished, made for good fights. It's like, holy shit, this is a slobber knocker. Like John Jones against people in his own weight class made for good fights. Have any of these guys ever been caught, even back in olden days, like Tank Abbott days, of getting a little buzzed before they go out there and fight to like, oh, I don't feel the punch is hard. Like, I feel, I'm not as hesitant. Those guys would use pot, but. Oh, that sounds like a terrible thing to do before fighting. I'd be more than anti-inflammatory.

That's what the Diaz brothers would. Marshawn Lynch would, I've heard him in podcast. He'd be like, and he was talking to Peyton Manning or somebody. He's like, before every game, I'd go in the backpack, get the Hennessy, at least like one or two shots. And that'd give me right. It's like, Marshawn Lynch played his whole career with a little bus. He was really good, though. So, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like, even if you don't know football, you know who Marshaun. Dude, I'm not that into football. I'm certainly not knowledgeable about it, but I've been on a Here Comes the Boom highlight football like kick. I must have watched. I don't think YouTube has any more Here Comes the Boom videos for me. I've seen them all. It's pretty dope. I'm not familiar. I'm getting an education right now. There's this song. Search for Here Comes the Boom football and watch 15 seconds of a video and you'll get the vibe for it. And it's a song. It fits well. Yeah, right? here comes the boom

and right as they hit they usually time it's like collisions dude it gets bad helmets go flying off and you're like is the head still in there

and tell me the truth yeah you know this maybe I maybe I'm getting like weak but but like when I see this I'm like

oh your brains your precious brains you didn't have to hit him that hard you don't have to go helmet the helmet precious why don't you go low and take his legs

why are you hitting him with the combined speed of fucking 45 miles per hour when you're both two fucking 25. I thought you lived that Scataboo life, but you don't. It's like getting hit by a truck, what they're doing to one another thing. Taylor and I are going to get a grill.

Oh my God. That's the scariest thing. Yeah, they have this exact same montage for hockey, and I've watched all those too. Okay, yeah, I can imagine how it would fit right. Hockey hits, I don't mind. They got, like, like... Except these aren't like... These aren't fair hits. It's like fucking Scott Stevens

killing someone. Lindros. Yeah, Lindros. Oh, I don't like that at all. I find them in the list. Well, it wasn't cheap shots for the culture at the time. It was a one in Rome thing. It was like a T. He. I did that. Like, you know, that's what Scott Stevens did.

And I thought Scott Stevens fucking rocked. He was cool. He was great. He ruined my team. He wrote Eric Lindros. I just remember as a young kid, seeing the New Jersey Devils and I was like, whoa, that's pretty, that's like a hardcore. sports team name they're like the devils and then like a few years later i find out it's like no it's like some weird rat thing people in new jersey things runs around in the gutters or

something like some like the new jersey devil yeah the new jersey devil all right no that isn't it like a chupacabra or something it all right so my favorite interpretation of it is the one from the x files episode where it's like so you have multiple interpretations to parse through yeah yeah yeah it's the it's the of course like like some of us are worldly taylor we don't put our nose down into Pokemon Red and never look up for 20 years. I'd never deign to be wrong. Yeah, I like the feral human aspect of it, but I think it's been interpreted

also as like, I think the drawings and depictions from like the 70s look like a little imp, like a little demon devil man. You got some drawings here. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, before you said that, I was like, I always pictured it kangaroo-sized. And look at this. Tell me that doesn't vibe Rue. Is that a satyr?

Is that what that is? Greek mythology, I believe. S-A-T-Y-R, maybe? Yes, it is. That's what it looks like, because it has a, like, the goat beard on it. Yeah, a Sater beard. This one's kind of dragony. But the first one is my personal interpretation.

We used to be scared of them when we camped in the woods. I'd be scared shitless if I saw this. I'd kill this on site. We didn't see it. This thing could be gentle as fuck. He could be like, hello, human. I've brought kills to all of your dup. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

If you think that thing is gentle and you were, like, letting it get close to your campfire on the off chance that the horn's demon man was there to like share s'm sure you'd deserve whatever came to you because i would start blasting but i'm thinking he was going don't shoot human i am your ally no he was saying he vibes herbivore to me no he's jacked look at the claws well i guess there's jacked look at the head look at the face look at the mouth that's an herbivore he's got two big toes he's got feet kind of like a like a brew well i was thinking more like a predatory like sprinting kind of animal like you're going to attack something it doesn't really have claws i'm thinking herbivore too we could coexist with this sater

new jersey devil fellow i'm how do you spell satyr what is this made up where i are a sater a mythological creature from greek mythology okay yeah and they were known to be a bit tricky they could deceive you into making decisions that were bad for your... I like to think my role on the show is to represent the uneducated. Yes. Well, we all fill that role in different areas.

That's why I say like, what about a car with a nuke in it? I still think nuke in hurricanes isn't a terrible idea, or at least the idea of... It's an absolutely terrible. I mean, at the very least it spooks it. it would have no impact other than to add radiation to the

I'm sorry do you have a study for that I googled it I googled it I think the president of the United States a little bit better informed than nuclear technician and hurricane expert here if a hurricane were nuked it would likely result in a radioactive

hurricane it would be funny it would be like it would result in a significantly angrier hurricane the nuclear bomb is not powerful enough to stop the storm and would only spread radioactive all out over a large area

this is everything I said maybe if we use one of those teeny ones those little like quasi nuclear bombs that Israel's doing in Gaza but we're using a big boy we're using a boom they're not using nuclear weapons in Gaza I wish that'd be cool is that a thing are you just saying that they've used to giant

bombs that people were like it's like a nuclear bomb but smaller and in my head i'm like well that's every bomb so we need to narrow it so we need to narrow that down a little bit yeah and then i did see a clip of the bomb and it was like okay that's that's pretty real that it's not um it's not i think that's the biggest thing to drop i don't have a good vibe on what other bombs way though yeah oh um i think like uh well okay is that a sounds big yeah that's huge like what were the nagasami how many megatons were the Japanese ones. Oh, I don't know at the top of my head. Oh.

That seemed like right up your alley. Like, what would your guess be? Well, they were, well, like, again, it's one of those things where I don't know what the figures mean. So I will say that one of them was 80 megatons and the other one was, one was 60 and one was 80. A tank weighs 150,000 pounds. That makes your bomb look pretty shitty. Oh, I thought someone was going to Google these. no no what are we googling

we were looking up to see how big the Hiroshima Nagasaki bombs were as far as Megatons which Megaton just means how much TNT you'd need to The equivalent to be the equivalent Okay they need to Okay I was so far off it's not even funny like orders of magnitude wrong The the bomb that little boy bomb was 15 kilotons

So 15,000 tons of TNT Okay And the other bomb was 21 kilotons. So we're not even the megatons, which is when we add some more zeros. And how big are our current ones? Don't know. Is Israel

back at active war again? I know that they fired up a little bit after the peace, but is it still going on? I don't even know. Banging down on a peace treaty notoriously unlike them. So I wouldn't... They keep their word. The Jewish people and

the Israelites have long been known for their honesty and their straight dealing. so I suspect this this will hold and no one will be nipping at the edges of the coin as it were of this as it were

that's very funny yeah yeah I think that's exactly what's happening our boy fish who like he's a hilarious he's basically he's a bit people don't know he's a good friend we

we game with him in Discord and our $50 patron discord and uh he's uh he's from the Middle East and he's a dreamer and he's got relatives and relatives who own stuff back home in some of the many countries that Israel bonds on a weekly basis like he'll be like they blew up my cousin's store this week it's like so when you've got somebody like that it's so hard to argue the other side where it's like Israel is Israel's trying to protect themselves and he's like they blew up my dad's waffle stand in Syria like he was just make it. Where was it? Northern Lebanon. It's like, oh, well, they must have been asking. That is funny, though, because someone in the chat will always be like a little more pro-Israel. And they'll be like, well, not a ton, frankly, because most of our guys are younger. And that skews younger to not be super pro-Israel. But every once in a while someone comes in and they'll start having that conversation with fish. And because he has those real world things, we'll be like, why does it even affect you? Like, we just, Israel's our ally. We need to support him.

he'll be like, bitch, I have family. Look at this picture. I'm putting a picture in the shared chat right now of two dead Labrador's and a destroyed motorcycle repair stand. That's my great old voice. I remember October 7th, though. They're like, yeah, October. They went into Israel and they killed all these people.

And he's like, let's go. You can't say that. It's like October 8. when everyone was really seeing one side of it. Oh, dude, if I was like, if I was his like Arab, if I was his Muslim PR guy, I would have been like, don't do, da, dot, don't, you know, you can be, you can smile to yourself in private if you like, but don't, let's not gleefully cheer for it. At the time the propaganda was like, they went into a nursery and a headshot and 40 babies

and shitlet wasn't ever true. It's fun to play battlefield with fish because like I'll run up on a tank and blow it up with an RPG and he'll be like, al-Aqabar! And I really feel like I'm there, you know? I just blew up this U.S. Bradley with an RPG. You can close your eyes and see yourself on those monkey bars. It's real.

They were going away by my upper box right there. That was the funniest shit. Which group was it that did the monkey bar thing some of years ago? Al-Qaeda? I don't remember. I thought it was Taliban. Well, it was specifically I know it wasn't ISIS. They're not fun-loving.

They were kind of like the borders were merged, right? Like Al-Qaeda was seemingly part of the Taliban and Taliban was sheltering Al-Qaeda. But I thought it was Al-Qaeda specifically that was out there on those monkey bars because I thought those were like Osama bin Laden related recruitment videos. I remember them like feeding those to us on the news

right after 9-11. Like this is the enemy and they're on the monkey bars and it's like, well let's go get them. Let's go round those rascals up then. Like, I mean. Dude, but 10 years. there they are. Ten years after that, do you remember when they kind of got it, they got the music video format down? Yeah. And then like Al-Qaeda or the Taliban, at least the music video.

Yeah. They finally got their hands on some Adobe premiere. And they, and so they like made a good music video that actually looked like intense and hardcore. And it was like, oh man, they're learning. Like it was, it was like real. Like they started off with like Star Wipe Coddy. montage 2008 and they got to like music video level. Have you ever heard the ISIS like theme music?

The ISIS theme music? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's obviously I don't know it. But like I've I think it's Chelsea Dagger the same song Blackhawks used as a goal song. They had monkey bars and that part's real.

But I just realized now that the part about the half-bearer tires forming a balance beam was never Al-Qaeda. That was my elementary school. Similar institutions. A little mistake in memory there. Terrible balance beam.

Do you guys have the half-buried tires as a playground implement? I know what you're talking about and I've seen it at parks. Yes. Yes, we did. Sometimes, yeah. Most of ours were vertical.

Yeah. Okay. I remember the. them ninja warrior style kind of offset and tilted like this so you had to pop from one to the other kind of like an old Zelda game or something. Oh, that sounds more fun. No, ours was like straight and it was only like, it was

a small playground in my elementary school. So it was only like four tires together and you could walk across. It wasn't a very, it wasn't a big you know, crowd pleaser. You know what? That's pretty, really? No, I remember like the swing was big. Slides. Yeah.

No, slides weren't big after we like got a little older. After we hit like second grade, we barely even used the playground anymore. We just played football on the black top. We were about the slide longer than that. We'd throw sand on it and surf down. They wouldn't let us on the field. I've said that before. They wouldn't let us on the field. So we had the parents I think came in and built like all the dads in elementary school came in and like did the, did the work or maybe they did a bake sale to even fund it. But they built us like a wooden castle like out of good thick like four by four posts and like two by six floors up top and like two like one level high like like you'd go up into the upper levels and then

there'd be like twirly gigs coming down and slides and ropes and like fireman poles that went down and there was like multiple ways to get up in there and it was great it was a little splintery they could have sanded the edges but it was great i really appreciated that as a kid because in second grade and first grade, we literally went into the faculty parking lot and stood around on the asphalt. That's awful. You didn't do anything? We chased each other, but if you fell, it was rough. I remember that.

Yeah, if you fell, it was rough. Back in my day. You didn't have a ball? They didn't give you a ball. Oh, no balls. No, no balls. We would play a game. Michael liked to play a game where we pretended to tie the girls up to the, to a pole with,

with like long pieces of grass. This sounds like foundational memories in the formation of the kink. Yeah, I was thinking like even then in second grade, I was like kind of weird you want to tie these girls up like this and like keep them. That's not where I thought you were going. That's not not enough. She's all like going anywhere now. Trust me. Trust me.

What you need, Michael, is a stud finder and then a little ladder get on your ceiling. Let me do something to hook this fucking swing from. I've done that. I got to tell you, you're getting. too amped up. I've been listening on a lower volume to the Al-Qaeda hype song. This is pretty festive. Fish used to have a soundboard that

would play it and it was, he'd play it when we were like driving in a car or a helicopter to like go fuck some shit up, you know, in a video game. Oh, in Rust, we'd all we'd be like hauling ass in a boat to go like arm to the teeth, RPGs and shit, ready to go fuck shit up

and the ISIS theme music comes on. And it's a banger if you really and it's all in Arabic. So you don't know that They're saying, like, death to the capitalist pigs, rape their mothers in the street. It sounds good. And all of a sudden, fish starts singing along the way that, like, someone who knows a song sings along. Ooh, don't do that. Don't do that.

No, I'd be down. That's pretty funny. Yeah, better we play as shanties, like, when we're all on the speedboat, like, heading out to oil rig, again, armed to the teeth, ready to fuck shit up. and someone starts playing one of those she shanties like these brave men in their boat go out and and we're all just like yeah we'll fuck some shit up and then somebody blows us up from a helicopter or whatever just casts our dream pretty realistic you approached an italian cruise liner and then got owned just like in real life it's very much like Somali war tactics when you go after that oil rig and rust because like they're up there it's full of AI best case scenario that's trying to kill you

but most of the time somebody's already out there trying to kill that AI and take the prize is the loops that's out there. And so you just got to roll up in a little inflatable rig. A dingy? Yeah, and a dingy. And then jump out and start climbing up this thing. And they might be up top waiting on you. It's just like this videos.

The one I was referencing, where it's a bunch of whops on this Italian cruise liner. Not cruise liner. It's like a, you know, shipping container. And then the Somalis start. And it's a camera from some Italian guy on the bridge or the deck, whatever way up and they're looking out and speaking in italian with some bibles it's basically i'm being

like what is that is that like uh are those pirates is that a somali pirate it's like yeah i think i think those smali pirates but i can't really tell from here they're like oh it's weird they'd be out this far especially approaching our boat and then like an a k round sounds off where like some somali guy was like who this shot way too prematurely and then the italians are just like oh it is uh okay Let's handle this. And then they just shred this poor little boat, this poor little boat full of. I remember, like, when I was doing FPS videos, I was talking to somebody about the proposition of going on one of the, because what they did, they hire mercenaries to go on

those ships who are like ex-military and stuff to defend them, to like shoot machine guns and sniper rifles that would be pirates. And I was like, sounds like a great video. It sounds like a great video. Like, I volunteer my services. I was trying to get on one of those boats. That would have been the best. I don't know how that would have been...

That's international waters. They would have taken you. Like, put on up some Somali pirates. Do you think YouTube would have been like, let's slap some Budweiser ads on this? Yeah, people don't... They be demonetized by now. They got harsh about that for a while.

Maybe. Nobody likes the Somali pirates. No one. Just the Somalis. Well, the Somali, but we're not counting them. We're counting the rest of the planet. They don't like the pirates. They're literally pirates.

which can I can I take a take a they're not the cool time there's no there's no black beard there's no hooks I have a controversial take here yeah now we didn't talk about this but around Halloween um I expected this Halloween to be every year with something tragic or really fucked up happens in the couple of months preceding Halloween I'm like ooh hope nobody does a Charlie Kirk Halloween costume that'd be in bad taste and it'd be easy to pull off I'm sure you can imagine um nobody did that this year that I saw because it would have made it to Reddit. But what they did do was they dressed up as... Oh, I saw a multiple. You didn't?

I didn't link me those. But a guy dressed up as Hitler in my hometown of Athens, Georgia. And he was just being accosted by everyone. This one lady in particular, he ended up getting arrested, not for the costume per se, but for defending himself from being attacked, which seemed weird. But he was wearing the best SS officers uniform I've ever seen outside of like Schindler's list or like an A list. movie type thing, and I was just thinking

to myself, like, look, no, I don't like Hitler. I don't want to, like, make Hitler into... Whoa! Whoa! Getting yourself out there! He's putting himself in the line of fire, folks! But wait a minute. Everybody else is dressed up as

pirates and Freddie Krueger's. They're dressed up as rapist, monsters, the most... It's perfectly fine to dress up as Jeffrey Dahmer, a guy who, like, eight gay men's... Bad costume, though. Like, he drilled holes in and people's brains and dripped acid inside them.

Like, but you can dress up as him. Nobody will bat an eye. But if I dressed up as an SS officer, all of a sudden, like, we got to like beat me up in the street. It just doesn't seem right. Halloween should be a safe space for the most reprehensible of costumes. If you want to be something awful, you should be able to do it. You should be able to bother. I think you should tear down anyone who was a costume.

You don't like, I went after like half a dozen KKK people. The kids are like, I'm a ghost. I'm like, I'm not buying it. Yet another piece of candy for me. I was beating up these clansmen, and they hated it. They just kept saying, boom. I said, boo all you like. I've seen what you cheer for, Nazi, and I just pummeled them.

I'm sorry, Dylan. Being four is no excuse. Educate yourself. Educate yourself. Back check. That's what I would say. Yeah. Seriously, I don't know why he can't dress up as a Nazi.

Like that guy, not only that, Like, I don't know if you know, it was a huge part of Halloween history. He was pulling it off, dude. Being as a, like, there's a whole genre of Halloween that was as offensive as possible. Kind of offensive, like this idea that it's okay to be a Nazi, but low key, a little part of me feels that way about blackface. Like, you can be your favorite NBA player without being racist. I'm just trying to be maxi. You just, I mean, but if I went around wearing a shack jersey and I'm like, I'm shack.

I don't deserve any candy. No one's buying that. I'm not seven feet tall. And I'm not, I don't have, you know, dark skin like that. So, you know, no one would buy it. And that's a lazy costume. You got to commit. So we need to have almost a, you know what?

It would be a really funny, like, scary movie style thing. If there's a purge, but you can say and dress up as anything. And so like, like, just one day, some, like, respected member of the, of the banking community. in New York is like wearing a suit and tie and then midnight strikes and they press that button and lock their whole house down. And then he comes out like Al Jolson like, I sure ain't know what going on here, Massa. He's got big red lips and blackface. And then the next day, everybody has to pretend that he didn't do that because the purge is over. And he was allowed to purge his racism. I think blackface becomes more acceptable the more well done it is. So like Robert Downey Jr.

in Tropic Thunder, it's so well done that I bet if you showed that picture to someone who didn't know who Robert Downey Jr. was and was completely unaware of that film, they'd be like, yeah, it's black man. Maybe even if you showed him him, talking. But if you just showed him an image, especially of him, like, I see people do that on one of the subredits. They'll, like, take, they'll black and white that photo of the cast, like, pretending to be at Vietnam. They're like, this is my uncle in Vietnam. And it looks real. He looks like a black man. Like, if you went to that level like where you didn't look like you were doing black face you look like you were doing black man i think that it's acceptable i think you have to do the whole body you have to like hand

paint and stuff for you to be in it it should trick people people shouldn't know that you're in black face if you if you accomplish that then you have surpassed black face and you have done black man i don't know for it i like it i'm sold because your point i think black people would be like if you bumped into a black man and you were doing black man and and at first he tried to like dab you up or whatever that thing is they do and you like fumbled it real bad because you're all white and stuff and you'd be like i'm sorry i'm i'm a cracker he'd be like oh shit that's good black man like i feel like he'd be on board with it you know he'd be like the world do you live in where you're on the streets of downtown Atlanta dressed like a black guy you got your fucking

your echo jeans on or whatever and you bump into a guy and you're like oh pardon me I bump into a black guy and he's like me too I'm doing black man as well he would know he would know let's do some crimes and frame them

when you did the white Midwestern guy like sidestep you're about to bump into him on the sidewalk and instead of like barreling through you you went like oh oh that's way fellow Negro?

No, I think they'd hate that. But that's something that you have to have on Halloween. You should be able to be horrible on Halloween. I'm going to ask, I'm going to ask some blacks about this, and I got a feeling that they're going to come back warm on the subject. They're definitely not going to immediately hard know. I think that if you specifically reference Robert Downey Jr., and you say that you're going to do an homage like that, and you are going to be indistinguishable, I mean, you can do

an accent. You do a pretty good black guy, but I don't. hear it much but I bet you could pull off a black man I feel like I'd have to practice yeah did you see you got James Hardin beard like you blend right in like I would I could fill it out this is related do you know Druski the comedian and the thing he did recently oh he did white body white face at a star thing right he fooled me this guy was the most racist white guy ever he's like he sees a black guy and he spits at his feet you know he's singing born in the USA

and his overalls yeah I was I didn't know he was black oh I tell a little now that I know but I wish that you'd show me this before telling me and and asked me if I found anything amiss about this guy and I like tan it's so good I saw a couple of clips or the tattoos are so well done

yeah the tattoos are well done because that's gotta be layered did you see the video at all like you see I saw a couple of clips of it and I've seen clips of him doing other stuff too and he's a funny dude very funny but yeah he like pulled off white face and white body there and obviously nobody gives a fuck because white people don't care about that we love it look look black people pay attention this is all we've been asking from you

since listen black people a white man is talking so sit your ass down and listen this is all we've ever been asking from you people it's not even that hard like come like blended this is that's funny that's hard to pull off but he did a great job this must have been this must have been a practice run because this is the out this is the data version yeah this one does not I mean the pre-release version yeah this one does not look that's not his best work he looks younger there too maybe he just wasn't you know he didn't

he's going to like yeah that that's bizarre is that shang gillis's buddy have I seen him like hanging with them on their show a little bit um I'm not sure. This is how I was introduced to Drusky. I haven't heard him on Shane Gillis' podcast. Could be somebody else. I get, they all look to say.

But he nailed it. Maybe they did work together on like a Bud Light commercial or something. I don't know. Dude, I'm so glad Shane Gillis is getting that Bud Light money. Hell yeah. I don't like that he's wearing the other team's gear. I feel like he should have taken a stand for Notre Dame, you know?

Who's the other team? I saw him wearing Texas gear, and one of them, I don't know. I think he's wearing different gear in each of them. I don't remember what the other commercial he was wearing, but I don't think it was Notre Dame gear in that one either. Notre Dame is a very fun team to be a fan. I just turned down that Saudi, that Dubai money, I guess. I guess he took a stance there.

I like it when public figures have a sports team that they back. Like, you know, they, listen, this might make me unpopular in Philly, but I'm a Dallas fan. Like, like, all right, you know what? I respect it. That's what you bring. Dude, in 2019, like, there's a hockey podcast I listen to Spitting Chicklets with like Paul Bissonette and Ryan Whitney and these guys. and they're all like

biz is obviously not obviously for you guys but he's Canadian and then R.A., one of the hosts who wasn't a professional just like a keep the show moving guy and then Whitney were both like Massachusetts guys

and so when the blues were up against Boston and the Stanley Cup I literally like stopped listening to the show for a bit because every episode would be like the blues are looking solid they're playing hard hockey I'm trying to stay on bias

but I think Boston's just the better team I think they're just the better team. I think they're just the better team your boys and the blues are getting a little chippy, a little dirty out there. And I'm just like, I'm like in my car on the way to work being like, as if you was a Boston fan would know, you would know dirty play, you piece of shit. You know, you're finally getting the medicine, which was funny. He didn't, he didn't lick us. That Boston, New York, Philly rivalry surpass, it is equal to the SEC stuff to, in my opinion, at least, because I remember Ben Affleck was

in that gone girl movie maybe. And they had to stop production. because he was supposed to wear a Yankees hat and he's a socks fan and he was like, I'm not going to wear the hat. And like I had to stop and negotiate. And I think they went with Mets finally. He agreed to wear like a Mets hat. I love it.

Dude, I liked it too. I become a bigger Ben Affleck flan. Every time another picture comes out of him smoking and looking absolutely defeated and needing a break from life. Shutting that door. Hi, J-Lo. Bro, I feel.

you. I do love his cigarette smoking, just exasperation. Yeah. Like leaning up against a brick wall, just, huh. Right. Where do we go from here? He's like in between fitness phases. The Lord cursed me that I can only date two women and I have to oscillate forever between them, like torn the suns on tattooing. I have this idea of like what, especially A-list celebrities do in their spare time. And it's like this cartoonized version of what it's like to be like Brad Pitt. But I saw Brad Pitt interview and he's talking about what it was actually like in 1984 when he was this the best looking man in Hollywood getting paid $10 million a movie or whatever it was. And he was like, you know, I was in a bad place. I had this girlfriend that was really into reptiles.

So I had this apartment that basically became a terrarium because we just had like 150 terrariums and each of them was filled with a different reptiles looking in on us. So it felt like we were in there with them. And just, just, you know, eating burgers and drinking beer all day and watching TV. And I'm thinking, like, this is what Brad Pitt was doing at, like, the peak of his hotness. He's like, and then I got the script for seven. And I was like, this is it. This is what I need to do.

And it was like turning into a whole seven thing. But before that, I was like, how was Brad Pitt living in a terrarium with a weird girl in Ninth floor? How is that was like? Did you live in a van down by the river? Right. Well, and the show he did or something like that. Maybe in real life. In Martin, he lived in a van.

Not in a van. I thought he lived in a van. He was homeless living in a hole for a while, if you remember correctly. Like, there was that hole they had dug, and he was down in that hole. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought there was something about a van. I'm right. He lived in a van in Hawaii and a beach in Maui with a friend for an entire year.

That was probably before he, like, took off, though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is before he took off. Oh, yeah. Lots of them have that story. He seems like a good, good enough dude. I don't hear anything bad about him. What is he up to now?

Other than fucking, uh, Oh, the left hates that guy. They always call, they're always calling that guy a white. Well, he's a, he's Christian, so they really dislike it. Yeah. Like, his personal stuff.

He's Christian, and he hunts, and so they call him a Nazi white supremacist. For being a Christian hunting? They need to call him. I feel like that can't be the reason. That's all I know to the negative of him. I've never seen. him be overly political or endorse a candidate.

I've just seen him be like a medium. I didn't know he was a woman. Yeah, I remember there was a picture of him like in camo and maybe they had, I don't even think they had the dead animal, but that got a lot of flack. I don't know. I see him get a lot of shit on reddish especially. Hunting culture is so different in Europe from here.

Like, I don't know if you've heard of that show Clarkson's Farm on Amazon Prime. the where it's jeremy clarkson the first of top year doing uh running a farm in england and that's really cool i i like jeremy clarkson and i like that show so i watch clarkson's farm and they had a a segment of it where they brought in like a deer expert to be like jeremy you absolutely have to do something to take care of these deer they're destroying your crops and they're a nuisance to the the rest of the the countryside here and then jeremy has to be like as much as I dislike having to shoot an animal, I will. And then, like, he goes out there.

And, like, the whole first one, it was the most juicy fruit. Any of us could have tagged this deer three times with a bolt action before it knew it was going on. It was standing, like, I don't know, 50 yards from him, a super short distance. And he, like, had it all up. And the British guy with Jeremy trying to get him to shoot it is, like, it's perfect, Jeremy. Shoot. All right, shoot now. You're not going to have this opportunity?

Shoot. It's perfect. Shoot. And Jeremy has to be like, I just couldn't. I just couldn't right there. And then they have to have a whole other scene where they find another deer. And there's a clearly annoyed, exasperated British guy, a based Brit whose ancestors should have come to the US of A being like, Jeremy, shoot this time. And then they like do that shoot and it fades to black thing on the deer, insinuating that Jeremy shot the deer.

they wouldn't dare show it and like all the mealy-mouthing all the nonsense they had to surround it with I'm like oh this is like the way other Europeans think about shooting animals and stuff is like they're even more distanced from the reality of where their food comes from than we are like all of us would be totally fine

shooting an animal if we were going to eat it 100% fine Yeah if I was going to eat it I suppose I you know I wouldn't I don't want to kill a deer anymore like I would I would choose not to if you wanted venison though you would and it would be totally justified yeah of course yeah but I used to shoot them for fun you know like like they used to kill like dozens of them a year they are rats it was well they are they are and they cause accidents and they are overpopulated in certain areas they're they're a bit of a nuisance but um but yeah I would I've seen a you know it's the hunting culture is completely different because of the nature of it there it seems to be more than the it when you you watch those old like cartoons and movies and like the guy will get in trouble for killing one of the king's stags or hunting in the king's forest like you couldn't hunt like that was for

them the game was for the the sport of your betters but then in the united states it's the complete opposite it was like as soon as the people got here it was like the poorest of the poor hardworking people had to hunt daily just to survive if they were going to survive um yeah it's different culture and then like i know this was kind of coming to an end when i was in school, but like three years before I was in high school, it was super common for everybody to have guns in their cars, like have their hunting rifle or their shotgun, like just in their car in the parking lot of the high school. So they get that's not a thing anymore, right? No, it is not a thing anymore. Yeah. I was like, I don't know. I don't have my finger on the pulse of rural Georgia, but God, with the school shootings and such. 99 was Columbine, I believe. So like I started high school in 2000. So like I said, it was coming to an end when I, when I got to high school. Nobody was bringing guns to school anymore. I could be the best sometimes.

At my high school, I think it was my junior's, I would have had to be my sophomore or junior year. This one crazy guy who was like a year or two older than me stood on top of his car in the parking lot with a rifle and said, I'm going to kill myself. And then the shot, the police had to come. And they shot him in the thigh. And then he went to jail.

You're in high school? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't really know the guy, but I knew of him as like, oh, him, that guy is kind of a weirdo. And it turns out he did. Yeah, he was a weirdo. He didn't seem to want to kill anybody else. He just, I remember the story because I had already left for the day.

And my younger brother was in the school library. And he's like, we can't even leave because some fucking retard staying on a car saying he's going to kill himself. And then the, yeah, and then he waved his gun at the police and they tagged him. I don't think he had any suicides in my high school. We had a murder. I've talked about that a few times. We had a car accident. There was a popular guy in our high school who died in a car accident.

And then like two or three other popular people in the car were nicely injured from the same accident. So they like wore like the neck brace, not a full halo or anything, but like a neck brace and one had the arm in a sling and one was dead. And suddenly like everyone, not me, but it seemed like so many people in my school exaggerated their connection to this. dead guy. And he wasn't there to be like, dude, I barely know you. We were telling he's not in public. Exact same thing. My buddy John Scott was the only person who died in our high school. And he died in a car accident about two weeks before, I think it was senior prom, but it might have been junior prom. He had a super sport Camaro in 1998, I think. And they said he was

going in excess of 130 or 40 miles per hour. He hit a tree. And then they also said maybe a seat belt malfunctioned or he wasn't wearing it. They couldn't tell which. But it wouldn't matter. He's going so fast and hit the tree. He fucking died instantly. And like that was my that was pretty close buddy. Like I used to go to his house and he had a paintball field at his house too and I'd go play paintball there. I spent the night at his house probably three or four times and we'd like have like crazy battles in his basement like against his brother and stuff with like Nerf and shit like he was a good friend. And uh then I remember he his prom date. It was one of those prom dates where like you don't really know the person. He just needed a date and she was

was acting like Jackie Kennedy or something she was acting like covered in brains she was the Halloween costume idea she was the bereaved widow just like no I don't have a prom day

it's like shut up our friend's dead like you bitch yeah I was so mad that's yeah I'm on the opposite of it's trying and I can't remember the dude's name we weren't tight yeah yeah this dude I played hockey with got murdered like five years after we graduated high school because he chose the illustrious path

of selling drugs and not like weed like real drugs, real deal drugs. And he would go down to the city sometimes to sell, I guess, and just what I heard. And he, I guess, was waiting for a deal to commence sitting in his car and someone ran up to his car and shot him a bunch of times and then lit his car on fire and so he just was a burned crisped up corpse and i remember my dad calling me and like hey do you remember so and so and i was like he was like he got murdered downtown and like his car burned and at the time i even then i remember thinking i was probably 22 23 i was like there was more at play here you know if it was just them robbing him they probably would have taken the drugs and just shot him not like burned his car

hoping that any you know remnant of evidence like like the fucking CIA is going to come by yeah right and then so he got all he got all burned up got burned up a shot rip it's been years since i thought about jeff cox jeff cox was a nice guy i wasn't tight with him i was an acquaintance like sometimes we'd sit at the same table at the library but we never really hung out after school he wasn't socially popular he was ostracized a lot because he he had this defect his earlobe was kind of fucked up right what part of the bottom part what part how it had like a crease on it and it was just malformed like it was too small they weren't symmetrical i i think like you could say the bottom of his earlobe on one ear was

about the third of the size it should have been okay and they didn't match and it caused him like social issues in high school and then when he went off to college he killed himself. And I'm like, holy shit, man. Like, that is the smallest malfunction I can imagine. Like, pinky toe, maybe. I'm not sure. That might be not as bad.

It's on your face, though. It is. It's on your face, but it's not functional. Not an important part of your face, even. Ask, I mean, clearly, the people in his life felt so. Right? Like, it's not to you. You'd be like, yeah, I play, I fucking play some hockey with that guy with the weird ear, but

like, ask a girl, like, hey, you want to marry that guy with the weird ear over there's like maybe it's genetic no yeah this is his whole life on repeat yeah they're just mean to him but's the opposite of dumbo like dimbo like to don't make up a new name for the dead he's still mocking him mocked posthumously I would never yeah that damn that sucks I like to think I had a fucked up earlobe I wouldn't off myself. Hopefully you'd be like strong enough to not make it a big deal. Overcome it.

Make the other person the weird one for even caring. It's a cold environment earmuffs are standing. Just, just, oh, look at you. Already coming up with solutions. Man's a problem solver. Yeah, that's what you got to do. That's what you got to do. Or you got to make up a war story about it.

That's the least significant deformity, Woody. I'm just dwelling on this. One year old was a third the size of, the other. And so like, oh, he can't have, he can't be, you know, Jack Sparrow for Halloween with ear reek. Like, that seems like the limit up. He could be the cop from reservoir dogs, maybe. He could. Chop the whole ear off. Make up a story. Have a time. The thing is, like, ears are so easily fixed. All right. So I've seen people, so what they do. The lobe, though, it's just like the flesh is there or it isn't. No, hear me out. So, like, first of all, they can rebuild it because

I've seen them do it for, like, military guys got all blown up, uh, fighting war on terror. And, but I've also seen people who just don't have an ear and they put like magnets under the skin and they've got a false ear that magnetizes to the side of their head now and it's just anytime you know when they go to bed and now they take their ear off wash it up I bet they get in there deep with a Q-tip

without that whole outside part you get a person about what the gauge people do in the stretching it seems like a stretching routine would probably get it closer to normal but you lose the middle part yeah no no I wasn't suggesting a gauge to fix.

It's just using the same techniques that the gauge people do, stretching it over time to make it more normal. Yeah, if there is an area of skin, you can stretch and make bigger. This feels like one you could. Look at these prosthetic ears. I think they're magnetic, like I was talking about. I'm not sure

Zach's back. Yeah. Oh, those are pretty good. Yeah. I mean, you can kind of see where the gum and whatnot is applied, but. No, no, no. It's, it's, it's, Scroll all the way down. You can see he's got, like, hardware, like, installed into his, like, maybe not his skull, but his head there.

What do you mean you can see where the gum is applied? That first photo on the top, if you look at the right ear, you can see where the seam is, where the adhesive has been applied. To the right of the right ear on the side of the place, you can see a line there where it was put on. That is subtle to me. It's very subtle. It's only because it zoomed in. I don't look at anyone's ear that close. I don't look at people's ears.

Yeah, he's talking about, right, Zach is doing a great job with the mouse there. That's where the seam is. And in this smaller picture, I can't see it. Yeah, yeah, that's an incredible... See, that's what your friends should have gotten. Just cut my old ones off and slap these new ones on. Yeah.

All right, they can, like... Throwing out the baby with the bathwater there. No way. You're throwing off like a mutant baby and get yourself a bouncing baby boy in return. I mean, it's, he's an android, but nobody can tell. Can we grow regular? And can you imagine the fun of like if anyone ever like tried to twist your ear and mess with you and it came off?

Like you just start freaking out like they tore your real air off. That's great. We pull that break all the time. The fucking costume department again. It's just fucking bolts on and shit. Look, me and you, if I had a fake year, I'd wake up at 4.15 like you're a hobbit putting fake feet on every more. No, it was on easy. Look, if we were at a bar, we would pull that routine all the time

where we pretend like we were mad at each other and you gave me the whole like three stooges' ear twist. He pulled it off. Great. We were talking about Bubbles for some reason earlier, and it reminded me that Bubbles has been charged with sexual assault, I believe. I don't know if he's been charged.

Sexual assault charges filed. Yep, yep, they've been filed. Well, they are alleged. And there is no way. Most sexual charges are before. That kitty lover would do that. Yeah, kitty with a teeth. Kitty lover. What did you think I said?

Look, man, I'm a big fan of this guy, and I had hopes that he might come on someday. So he loves cats, folks. I was thinking her and she didn't say nothing. And then we started fucking. And now she's talking to the press. Jesus, Ricky, they're going to send me to the real jail this time. There's no hockey. What's.

What's more than there, Rick? you and Julian got to get me out there are not a lot of details on it it's sexual assault is all it says and that it took place in 2017 yeah beyond that I don't know anything

I know I'd heard charges like this before now I don't know and they were older charges several years ago so I don't know if it was the same thing or if it's a second instance but I remember the reporter

who was like writing the story about it got really attacked by the trailer park boys fan base which i could understand like bubbles is beloved i like that guy that guy's friends with mo remember mo the dude from new york that we're friends with like mo had a box at maybe maybe for the giants something like that i think he had a box at the stadium and bubbles was going to show and it was like Kyle if you come to the box tonight bubbles is going to be there bubbles wasn't there bubbles wasn't there Bubbles didn't show. He canceled. I didn't care about any of the coolness of the VIP experience or the game or the box. When bubble canceled, my heart dropped. I only wanted to be bubbles. Huh? You didn't wolf down some dogs? When in Rome, free hot dogs up there? Yeah, that's what I like to do around my millionaire friends when they take me to cool things. Wolf down free hot dogs in front of them. Do you remember how he made his money? Well, he owned part of Maxim Magazine. I originally, no.

Like, I don't know how it was fascinating to me. So in the old days, you'd sign a check and they'd mail the check back to you. And then you'd like balance your checkbook, et cetera. So he like was instrumental in inventing the system to digitize it. So now you don't get your old checks coming back to you. Instead, you go to the bank's website and you see pictures of the checks. And that was how he made his fortune. He like created that system where banks saved billions.

I'm making up numbers in like. shipping and paper handling. That's what allows us to deposit like mobily and stuff I would imagine, right? Like tangentially from that because it's all digitized. They can accept that as a valid version of the check, which is great. Can you imagine every check you get you have to go to the bank like it's the 1800s? I did that for a long time because my bank didn't do that digital shit when I used that local bank. But I liked having a relationship with them.

I like going in there and like knowing everyone there. I felt like if I ever needed some sort of like loan of some kind, like that would be helpful that I don't know. That's an era gone by. Every single employee at my local Bank of America is Indian, 100% of them. Oh, no. See, this is like a regional bank. Actually, no, the loan advisor guy in the back is white, but everyone else is India. No, this is a regional bank.

There's only like three of them, maybe four. And they're all just like in that little area there. So like if you go in there, like you know. know who you're going to see by name it's it was really nice i still have i still banked with them to a small extent like i'm mostly these wells now just because they have all those futures we're talking about yeah i don't think i've been inside a bank for five years really i like going in case in the joint you know just in case some day i right right in case times get tough have a plan i swear to god i would walk in there and i'd be like there's no guard there's this this on

wednesdays i noticed there's only one girl there and one girl at the counter cameras don't work manager over there. Yeah, and I always plan to do it on Halloween, too. Like, I figured, I remember Halloween, we went trick-or-treating at the bank as kids. Like, that was one of the stops you'd make. They gave candy out.

You'd stop at all the local businesses. Yeah, every local business gave candy out. We'd drive through town. Yeah, and so, like, I remember thinking, this bank is, it's people walking in and out constantly all day, people wearing masks, carrying bags. all we got to do is call in a crime on the other side of the county make it two or three call in a house fire wait five minutes and call in a shooting now there's no cops like that did it it's a small town and now walk into the bank dressed as fucking king kong hold the place up get your $50,000 whatever they can get to you in the next three minutes and walk out with your fucking orange pumpkin and just disappear wonder how much money you could get 30 50 I don't know I think in federal banks when they got lots of

of registers like like a big the bigger the bank the more the money because each one is going to have like a few thousand dollars I always hear like 30 to 50 thousand is like what's behind that counter but it's going to depend on how many registers are working at that counter more than that or I guess they're refilling it throughout the day yeah they just don't need to have like a ton of cash on hand per register for for average customers and stuff they whenever I've asked for more than a few thousand they got to go and like the back and somewhere and like get the money they need to get a guy i've never once gone to a bank and been like give me cash every time i went it was because i needed the cashiers check because i had once again forgotten to order checks and i finally ordered checks and it's like man i've been wasting a ton of time over the past seven years just being lost my checks better just go to the bank i've bought a few things that were cash before i bought a buggy once and he preferred cash so i i think it was like $16,000 or something like that. And then one time I just got a bunch of

cash out to play with it. Because, you know, you got to do that at least want it. New money. You got to play with the cost of cash. Because the average bank robbery is $4,200. Everybody's got to play with a big pile of cash. Well, does that include the people who got shot and what left with the zero? There's a bunch of zeros average

did. Yeah, because maybe there's like a couple kings in there driving that average up. They got like 1.2 And now nobody else gets anything. In 2019, banks, experienced an average loss of 4,213 per robbery. These robbers need to get on point. Let's do a federal bank.

How much does a federal bank have like behind the counters? I would be curious about that because I bet that's more regulated. Like there's like a you must have X, Y, and Z. There's probably numbers. Whereas with a regional bank, it could be just whatever the manager wants. I can't give specifics that meetings. aid wrongdoing. Okay.

Chad GPT is trying to get me to upgrade. Tell her that you're opening your own bank and you want to know what the industry standard for cash on hand per register would be. I don't know if you call them registers. I'm working on it. Yeah. Make it get it to help you with your business. I know I always say that armored truck robbery would be the move.

Like I'd feel less bad about traumatizing those people. because I think of them as like, armed men who are there to protect money, not women behind a counter who are there to just like count change. And there's the money's right there in a pile. It's not like behind multiple doors and employees, time blocks, keys and codes. It's there in a pile.

And there's just two guys. And we're in a parking lot, not in a heavily monitored facility. It didn't give me numbers, but it was funny. It's like totally understood. Opening a bank is a legitimate context. I can give you the principles regulatory requirements but it did give me numbers fair fair but i my my educated guess is that it's just a

couple thousand per register or something like that you know they they probably wouldn't have need of more of ten thousand dollars plus at each register on a daily and i wonder how it works like maybe the register in front of you is open but what about the other nine like can they open them do i have to like start getting employees right do i have to point a gun at someone to open the other one when they tell me that they can't like how does where is this going i don't know yeah i would want to be the robber who does it the slick way where like you pass a note to them that you're very polite and cordial but the note says you know the building's going to blow up if you don't give me all the money in that register smile and no die bags or something like that you know like i don't

know if the charges are less if you don't actually even have a weapon if you just make the threat of death, but they have to be. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. If you just hand a note over, will the cashier really fill a bag for you? That's just art of the deal, right? Just, you don't have a real life.

What if you have a second note? More, please. If you look into my client's pocket, you will see there was a just kidding note that he was about to hand to them until he was so cruel, cruelly tackled. onto the linoleum floor.

No, I think the armored truck robbery is the move. I don't know, I don't know why you would go into the bank, because that's like going into the jaws of the beast, where the money is like everywhere in little pocket. That's more difficult. Like, I used to agree, but do you know who works for branks and shit? That's what I said. I'd feel less guilty dealing with going up against those guys.

Those guys are like retired army men and Marines and like Blackwater guys who've aged out. what are they are they they're not magic they're not they're not fucking wild bill hickok like taylor show some respect you're talking to a professional russian okay that's fair like you don't even need to be like anything special but i'm just saying if three of us ambush those two guys in a brinkstruck when they have the back open and we find i mean i got a lot to lose kyle you're coming a lot you gotta got the game too imagine the stories after you get out and that is true i can tell everyone about it on the

podcast. I wasn't thinking ahead. No, I can already Paul for his wiles, Woody, I can already tell you're going to be Mr. Orange and we're going to be reminiscing on how much we liked you. Mr. Brown. So we can't do that. You don't even like get any like cool story. You just caught one on the way

there or on the way out or whatever. Mr. Pink, he was right all along and everyone hated him. Absolutely. I've seen that video too. Yeah. Yeah. He was right. He was right about to. Actually, you would have been Mr. Pink where you'd have been like, why should I tip? Like, why? their service wasn't there's nothing special you know that's

tarantino's take on tipping it's his personal beliefs on tipping really this what's coming out of mr pink's mouth that's so awesome to be writing a movie and be like I'm gonna give this guy my rant because I need the people to know yeah yeah and the you know he's somewhat right like Europe has it handled where they don't have to tip and I've heard Europeans be like oh yeah Viva even be it's kind of offensive if you tip I've heard celebrities have it bad

Like this is a It came from a podcast I don't know I'm so bad with names But there's a podcast They're both comedians One's Asian not super attractive The other guy has a red head

With a thick red beard Do you know this podcast? Yeah Friends or something right I've seen I've seen YouTube shorts of it So he was like he goes out to dinner And he's like And then they come to my table

And tell me they comped the dinner He's like No Oh, because what he wants is to just pay for his meal like anyone else. But it turns out that when the restaurant comps the dinner, the celebrity is supposed to tip, like, double the value of the dinner to the waitress. And he's like, now my, like, $80 dinner became a $200 problem. And I didn't ask for any of this.

But now I have to, like, double super tip the waitress because they comp my dinner. I would just, I would save like 20 bucks. like I would I would kind of do some mental math and I'd be like my dinner was just $220 with me and a couple friends at this place or probably more than that waitress is going about you on her podcast oh no no I will not be bullied into it stories on Reddit circulating she better have done a really good job waiting probably she wasn't if they tried to get me to tip some dog shit waitress I'm just walking out of their free meal I'm walking out of there

Like who was who was the guy Tom Hanks played Something Avignale Or no that was Leo Yeah Leo DiCaprio played here Yeah I'd be walking right out of there Yeah that sucks though Because if you're I feel like a Santino Brian Santino

And is it Andrew Santino That Redhead comedian Oh is that his name? Okay Andrew Santino You're bad friends podcast Yeah If you were his level of fame or a Bobby Lee level of fame, I don't feel like it's fair to expect that guy to like

triple up on the total. But if you get an Oprah, if you get a Trump, if you get a like someone in the bees, I think that's totally fair. Fuck them. Like make them pay a little bit. Come on. Just screw them over a little bit there. They can deal with it.

Yeah, I agree with that. I feel bad friends, Kyle said. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I have no idea how much money those guys have. hard to estimate the wealth of like a C-tier celebrity

Oh yeah Well they they all have podcasts now And those are lucrative You can get decent listenership I don't know what their listenerships like I would imagine decent Like they're they're famous Trying to see how much you buy gave him

Famousish comedians Oh I don't know if it's okay to change topics now The THC ban Got passed I think Trump maybe signed it just now Like if he didn't he's about to and there's a one-year grace period that part I didn't know

but so maybe in the next year they'll resolve it but it looks like all the edibles all the gummies no one's defending the artificial pot stuff I'm out of my league there

are they talking about stativa no no Kyle you're the biggest expert on pot it's all hemp derived so it's all using the farm bill loophole the synthetic part is more

about how they extract it and then what they do with it after the extraction and then how they concentrated it as well. But it's all on the same loophole. So the basic, basic thing would be like a Delta 8 gummy. And then like on the far end, there's like all sorts of like acronyms.

There's T-H-H-H-H-C-C-C-P. And it's like, what is that? I hope you have a chemistry degree because here we go. So I think a lot of us, like say Delta 8, Delta 9, T-8 C-C-E. or like all those things we think of them as the same

but I guess this ban is also going to pick up the stativa what is it? Help me get this name right so Sativa and Indica are just two different variants of what is it I'm thinking of Stavia Stavia is a sweetener Sativa is a type of weed or a type of strain

like Kyle said are you talking about Salvia I think oh Salvia they should probably ban because I've only ever seen videos of people having a terrible I've never seen a video People having fun on that drug. The people trying to make sure that it stays legal are like saying, yeah, but not Salvia. That one you can get rid of too.

Like no one's defending that. But the whole like Delta 8 and friends, they're true. Rand Paul put in something to make it like accepted. And I looked into it. It lost like 74 to 24. I know that doesn't add to 100, but it's close. Of the 24 people that voted to make it legal, 22 were Democrats. And Ted Cruz and Rand Paul were the Republicans, but not enough.

Well, that's pretty gay. And they're, I mean, glass half full, hopefully this animates the states to, like, do what Missouri and Washington and California and Colorado and all these states did, which is just be like, you know what, whatever, like just make regular weed legal. Here's a, here's in context. This is interesting. This is from edibles.com. The quote is, this is not a one-year ban. To a ban. One year to a ban.

This is one year to regulate, and the industry will do exactly that. United Determined and unwilling to let Washington destroy what farmers built and consumers want, said Thomas Winston Lee, executive vice president and general manager at edibles.com. So that's a bit of it right now. No, the guy at edibles.com says a year from now, it'll be regulated. I think he's trying to polish a turd here. It's been banned. He's saying, Woody, don't change your purchasing patterns right now. Continue your auto subscriptions.

Continue these things. It will be there in the future. Yeah, I can totally see that as a little PR move from them. Maybe they're getting rid of Delta 8 and all that shit. But there is a chance that means your states actually move in the right direction with it. my state moved before the federal government my state is

my state is the reddest of the three of the three of us I'm reading your state's fuck too because now those companies can't use banks they have to like go back to they haven't been able to they you still have to pay like made it sound new

you still have to pay like in like odd ways sometimes at dispensaries because they're not allowed to use federal banks they have to use like state banks and like little workarounds and things because it's still federally illegal and so they can't bank federally they have like they have workaround still

for all the legal states what I know for sure is it's gay it is gay and we don't like it yeah just legalize it into their clean CR I've heard that thing called a clean CR a thousand times the thing about the eight senators being able to sue the government not even House of Rep

but like the eight people who can now sue the government because they subpoenaed their phone records to see who called who around the January six traitors hit. Oh yeah, they found way more feds involved than they thought they would. Yeah. A white bomber was apparently a Fed. It was a

capital police officer who then became a Fed. Hmm. Anyway, they slipped a couple nasty things into this CR to reopen the government and everyone felt obligated to vote for it. And now they're Budweiser, or InBev, all the alcohol companies are like poor and money. Yeah. Yeah.

I would guess a little bit of pharma money in there as well because they want their proprietary pills used instead of for anti-naugia or whatever as opposed to something a little more natural. Yeah, I get the guess. I read the alcohol people, that could be true. I think they're the driving force. Yeah, because you can look at states like Missouri, like Colorado, California, Washington, Oregon like alcohol use does significantly dip when they legalize weed because it's digging anyway it's been on the downturn has to be a florida man that's the move florida's got uh medical weed

so if they do make it illegal and there's no coming back i'll probably move to florida trader you're going to betray the bulldogs like that you're going to move to oh my god i'm getting you a jersey you're going to betray the bulldogs look at this woody number one tim tibo fan right here That's not true. I hate Timbo. I know exactly what I'm shipping to your house for Christmas this year. Don't you send me a fucking Florida jersey. Don't you fucking do.

Why not? You're a Florida man. You love Florida. You love everything about them. Are you going to be a seminal man? You're going to go for state? Is that what's up? No, I genuinely hate like all those Florida teams.

Like I had a friend who was a Miami Hurricanes fan growing up, but like that was it. That was the only Florida fan that we had a Florida team that we ever could root for. no not a fan of that because they were irrelevant the whole time you were growing up that helped too that helped too i think they had had a dynasty when his dad was like uh they were good when i was young uh but they were always like the gangster team they were the they had the most diamonds the most like police incident at least that was my vibe i was never an expert it could be a side effect of being in miami you get a little crazy i bet like you're a very party environment but i got medical down there and uh i've often considered living in florida

anyway, it's nice. I would love to live near Orlando. I wonder where they get their tax revenue. I mean, I've always heard the toll roads. What'd you say? Tourism. Like specifically, like, where do they get? Is it just sales tax that Florida gets all their revenue?

Because they don't have an income tax. They get a lot of money from property tax, like all those no income tax states do. And then tourism is big. And I think they did some in recent years relaxing Delaware style or maybe it's Rhode Island, whichever one of those states houses like a Jillian giant companies because of their corporate. Delaware. Yeah. It is a Delaware style shit to try and get people to come in.

So Florida's largest source of general revenue making up 80% is sales tax. The state rate is 6% and counties can add an additional 1.5. Wait, is 6% It's lower than It's 7 here Georgia is 7 or minus 7 I should say I don't know North Carolina as well I should know more I just buy too much online

In New Jersey it was 6 when I live there But a lot of stuff was exempt All your groceries were exempt All your clothes were exempt If it's something that you need to live As a good rule of thumb There was no sales tax on it That's good

That's good I guess Yeah I don't I've, would they already do have the sin tax pretty well, I want to be sure about that. So I haven't been following politics because I've been so deep in Arc Raiders. But with this getting passed, did they get their SNAP money now? Is the SNAP money going out now? It's about to, I think, yeah.

For the next like five months or something. I know there's January right with SNAP. I know there's weight with SNAP. And I know that I went to prison with a guy who was there because he had bought EBT. from people for cash. He paid them cash at a reduced value. Give me $1,000 in food stamps. I'll give you $700.

And he was doing that. And he owned the chain of grocery stores, so he was able to filter the money through that and pocket the difference, I'm sure, somehow, some way. That's one of the most common themes with it. He was doing a lot of time, like seven to 12 years, someone in there, if I remember correctly, and he was dying of cancer, so he wasn't getting out.

And I was like, that doesn't seem like that bad of a crime to me. So I know shit like that goes on, but as we approach Thanksgiving and Christmas, it's a bad look to have, to cut off all the assistance because I don't care if it's 80% waste. You're telling me that there's 20% of Americans who are just down on their luck, hardworking people, maybe working three jobs, one of them's for Walmart, and they need a little bit of help so they can feed their family a Thanksgiving meal. Like, turn that shit back on. And if you want to dig deep and find out that people are buying. too much soda and that there's fat kids with food stamps, slap their fat little hands and take it away. I'm fine with that.

If there's ways to get rid of it. But don't turn off the faucet when there's thirsty people. That's the thing with like the companies that lobbied the hardest against any sort of restriction on Snap and Wick are Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola, Frito Lay, because that's a huge amount of their money is like, and I've said this before, but you can tell walking through. who's paying for it and who's on food stamps because the food stamps carts are full of complete trash garbage just throw it in and the people buying it are like planning out meals and so we really do need to make sure these people are like getting the food they need

but also don't let this be a roundabout subsidy for sugar water companies that's horseshit like don't don't let us fund them in that way that's nonsense yeah I don't know why you can buy sugary, look, I drink. And we also pay for their health care, and they're the fattest people in the country. I drink nothing but soda, so I get that. Your diet, you're conscientious. If you turned off my diet soda and told me I had to go like, do 20 hours of community service every week, or else I couldn't have soda. I promise you, I would get out, and I would find something to do in my community to get my soda back.

dude i i feel the same if if the government came out and was like we're eliminating spright zero i'd be in the streets i'd burn a wendy's i'd burn a wendy's to the fuck i'd burn a wendy just for the sake of it's it's my understanding there's very little waste and fraud and snap now there's a lot of waste you look at free to lay waste and i i guess so i wonder like how much is it going to cost to regulate what they can buy versus just letting them buy the food they want to. You just reduce the amount of money they're given

and then they are pushed into buying real food. That doesn't work. See, that's put the fucking burden and the on the person who's already can't afford food. I also feel like that pretends that the good food is the cheap food, right? If they're buying free delays, that might be the cheapest

like calorie per dollar you can find. You think these people are going for calorie economics. They're the fatest people. I'm just, I don't know if that's true, but I'm saying that in America, it feels like bad food is cheap

food. So if they're buying bad food, that's true if you're buying fast food. We need them to stick to a tomato diet. We need them to be buying some deli meats with this. It might be stretching their dollar farther than that. No, it wouldn't because if you force them

to just, hey, you can no long hunger by Doritos and Coca-Cola with these because this is a assistance program that is meant supplemental nutrition assistance program. That's what it is. It's not the, it's not supermarket sweep. Like you get your money and then you spend that on things that are good for you and that sustain you and you don't do anything cruel like say, oh, you can't buy the ingredients for a cake because then you're going to eat something bad. Now let them buy the fucking ingredients for They'll just do what I said. They'll sell their fucking EBT.

They already do. That's a huge scam. I don't think it's big. People go to federal prison for it. It's an enormous scam. I feel like you'd be playing whack them all with what they can buy and your government gets bigger and more complicated the more we regulate what these people are eating. What's the alternative?

There's already a list. There's only a list of approved products and not approved products, right? So that list needs to be changed. And if I were the Grand Puba, it would be simple. There would be no sugary soda on that list. There would be no little Debbie, no snack kits. no desserts of any kind whatsoever. Sugar is on there.

Eggs are on there. Every meat and vegetable and canned good is on there. All the staples. Macaronies, dry goods, flowers, wheat, oatmeal, rice and beans,

every staple you can imagine. Every meat, every fish, every seafood, that's all applied. Water is on there. We could probably add lemonade or something. But what we're not going to do

is have like chocolate cakes and fucking mountain dew and Doritos and funnions. None of that, because that's not, if we were going on a survival trip, if I told you that we were about to have to get in a wagon and make it to Oregon, there would be any funions in your wagon because it doesn't make any sense. That's not what we get to survive on. You'd be full of rice, beans, fucking jerk beef and flour and corn and shit like that.

That's what should be, look, it's emergency support. I totally agree. So it would be emergency food. Hear me out. Kyle, you nailed every iota of it. Like, it should not be cool. What if we did this? What if pasta was free? Now, I know the capitalist in me doesn't like it.

I'm going to put, who's the really cheap pasta that's a soup, 38 cents? Ramen. Ramen, yeah. I know you're going to put ramen out of business and other, like, good pasta people. But what if pasta? If there was a government pasta on the bottom shelf, boom, literally nobody goes hungry in this country anymore. Yes, let's pretend instead of pasta, it's cheese and it's a program that didn't end up working because they wanted Doritos. I don't know the cheese is the best choice, but maybe it is.

No, it is nutrient density. Let's split the difference. Mac and cheese. There's mac and cheese that's for free. And now no one starves. No, Woody, people are even, so the problem with it is that we bankroll the beginning of the eating process with all, with this bottom 15% of our country, we pay for 100% of it. And they eat trash.

They make bad decisions with the money we give them, which of course is like people make bad decisions with money that's free. And then on the other end is actually the expensive part, much more expensive than funding it, is the fact that an enormous plurality of these people have diabetes and health issues because they're eating nothing of the trash. Do you know why government cheese actually started? No. It's probably a World War II thing.

A lot of things are. A little later in that, in the 70s, there was massive government subsidies for the dairy industry, and it created a gigantic surplus. And I want to say they went to the president and, like, 81. And they're like, sir, we're sitting on a three billion dollars worth of cheese. And, uh, and so they started the government cheese program. They're like, well, we're going to start mailing it. Good cheese? We can sell abroad? No. No. No. We, they had it in caves. They, you know, they started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we have a cave. It's the size of Rhode Island full of cheese.

It's not like everyone would alter their diet to make it mac and cheese heavy. it's not like, but like the super homeless, hungry people you see starving on the street would have all the mac and cheese they needed. I'm with you. And can I just say this about mac and cheese? Like really, like there's the cheese stockpile. That's probably the most cave. That's the modern cheese stockpile, by the way.

That's not from times of lord. This is like what we keep on hand now. This is where they hit the arc of the covenant of cheese. It's the fort knocks of cheese. Where they wheel the arc of the covenant down. Yeah. The Arc of the Covenants in there. It's lost in the dairy.

What was I going to say? Something about the mac and cheese for free. Oh, so like if you actually wanted to, so the powder, you know that powder that comes in a box of macaroni and cheese? Sure, sure. You can buy that by the pound. And when you buy that by the pound, the cost per serving becomes almost infinitely free.

It's like when you, and it's this entire pound of cheddar cheese powder. And then you can also buy the macaroni, by the five pounds. Yeah. Already, if you wanted to live on macaroni and cheese, it's almost free to do so. The same with like oatmeal. Like if you want to live on rice, beans, oatmeal, and, and like mac and cheese. And ground pork, yeah. Oh, a ground chicken.

Ground chicken is cheap. And it's healthy. Yeah, like, you could live on those things and make fantastic meals every night of the week and be fat. Like, you couldn't eat, you can't eat enough rice and beans to, like, like burn your wallet. It's it's almost impossible. I saw an EBT lady on social media a clip and she was like holding a bag of of pinto beans. She was holding a bag of pinto beans and she was like, I don't know how to cook this shit.

And it was like, it's on the back. It's on the back. Tells you if I can't make the beans. I can't even read. I can't read that shit. The only words I can read is nacho cheese and spicy ranch. My social policy goal is to have a safety net, but also an incentive system so that people don't want to live in the net. And that's what like mac and cheese is.

People would hate mac and cheese. They grow tired of it. They'd want something better. But we don't want that. We don't want it to be that brutal of an incentive. Like if they're going to, if there's some destitute retard that is so dumb, they genuinely, can't contribute to our economy in a way that makes them money

we don't want that person because that person is dependent from birth to death and we're just adding more medical problems that we also have to pay for if we put them on mac and cheese like we put them on we only let them have healthy things and then we also dude

as Kyle said let them have the ingredients to a cake that's fine yeah because most of them are too fucking lazy to make the cake yeah And disabled people are going to have to be on there forever, I would guess. But I did read that half of the disabled people on SNAP and WIC, their disability is obesity. I don't like that. I don't like that. No, it seems counterintuitive. It seems like we're fucking ourselves.

Like, if you're on SNAP, if you're on WIC, have your Thanksgiving dinner. Have your turkey. Have your cranberry. Have your potatoes. If it's carrot to stick, I'm more. of a carrot guy how do we incentivize fitness in the country how like obviously there's plenty of social incentivization like like nobody wants to be near a fatty it's it's hard to get pussy if you're fatty it's hard to get a good dick if you're a fatty i'm sure too so so like there's that social incentivization but still like how do we as a country incentivize it like like like i remember seeing the kennedy during the kennedy area that we have a sort of like an annual games for these hungry people something like like like like so not

we should have children can be involved they learn early yes we'll give them really unevenly distributed swords some guy will run up and get his pick of the swords and the other guy will run up and like have beans

that was something I didn't like about a hunger games yeah the hunger games is fucking the swords were not distributed I'll tell you what I didn't like about it I don't want to completely shift gears it was pussy it was pussyfied it was weak ass shit no kids are dying

gruesomely it's a story like if you go watch battle royale which it's blatantly ripping off. Kids are getting fucking ripped to shreds and machined gun with Oozies. Wait, Hunger Games came before Battle Royale games. No. Wait, Battle Royale is, um... The battle, the term battle royale is from the movie Battle Royale. Was that the Korean? That's not a real movie. No one ever heard. It is the beginning of the concept. Kyle, was that the Korean movie where it starts in the classroom and then it goes bananas? I thought it was Japanese, but it's definitely...

Or maybe Japanese. And yes, it starts in the classroom. And then they're put on an island that's being like bombed. It's, it's every Battle Royale. I tried to watch that too, and it was, it sucked. Hunger Games came out five years before PubG. Boom. When did Battle Royale come out, Woody? That no one knows. Google's

Wow. Wow. No one knows. And they never will. And they never will. A better answer, Woody. Who's to say? Who's to say where this genre began? I think that we need

It needs to be in the schools, and there needs to be incentivization. First of all, we need to teach health class should be about nutrition, because I didn't learn anything about proper nutrition until I was like 35 fucking years old, like the real nutrition, like actually putting the nuts and bolts together and like they don't teach that in a, I was so naive for so many years. I thought like medical school also taught you about nutrition and like things you should be eating and not eating. and then I talked to a doctor friend of mine years ago at this point probably seven years ago

when I lived in that apartment in Central West End he was finishing up he was like he wasn't finishing up he was a resident he was done and he we got to talking about nutrition he was like oh yeah dude like we don't learn anything about that like our entire education is about for me it was about fixing people's knees or whatever like that's that's all it is the nutrition class was a little side thing we all took where it was like what is a vitamin Oh, see. And it's like, good, good. I didn't put it together how old it was when I learned nutrition.

It was like during a fitness kick a few years ago that I really put it together. And I was like, they didn't teach us nutrition. And I'm like, ha, it's dumb ass school. We learned, oh, wait. We learned an outdated food pyramid that was created by lobbyists telling the government to give you bad advice. It's the same pyramid they use for livestock, Woody, that you want to fatten up. and make docile and demasculinize and controllable and edible that's what they've been doing to our children since the fucking 60s all right and look around where we are we're all we are gay and retarded

there's no argument there so no we need to I would love if you explained calories in calories out and that was a fucking six week fucking course six weeks of hammering calories in calories out and go woman, you tell your fat mama, bullshit, like calories in, calories out. You can eat nothing but chocolate. It won't be healthy for you. That's nutrition. Then we get into the nutritional part, like vitamins and minerals and like what they actually do to your body. Don't tell me I need vitamin C. Tell me why I need vitamin C. Tell me what will happen if I don't. Show me a pirate with scurvy real quick. And now I'm going to eat my oranges from now on. I'll, I'll make sure it happens, even if it's an orange chicken. Nutrition is hard, though. Because it's like there's so

much shit oh i mean like if you're getting really granular with okay there's all sorts of stuff where it's like what do i need you don't need to get me daily manganese there's like an 80 20 20 right like it you can get 80% of the benefit from 20% of the knowledge yes yeah but we knowing zero how many knowing calorie densities per macro is important i think just for sussing out looking at something um what it's about knowing how many calories is in a carb a protein and a fat understanding fiber and how that works for you and why it's important. I understand some basic macro-nutrient stuff

so you don't have wild deficiencies. And that's it. And calories again, calories and calories out is the basis of it all. Because in the end, you're never going to be perfect, but you should know when you go to that snack vending machine how to do some math,

how to know that a pound of calories is 3,300, or 3,300 calories is a pound of fat. And like, that's how weight loss works. Like, it's going to be, it's simple arithmetic. This many calories are coming in. this many calories are going out. This is what I wear. Blu, blah, blu, blip, blip.

All right, I'll lose 0.4 pounds a week on this path. Like, times six weeks, and I'm at my goal. I can wear that one size smaller than I'm wearing now. It's all just basic math. You don't need to be a genius. And nobody knows it. Nobody knows it. And that's why we've got so many obese people in part.

You sent me that clip of that rapper the other day. I thought it was 50. He was 24. He was immobile, Woody. He's sick and wrapped. Oh, I sent you him. It was, what was his name? That big fat guy.

His name should be great drink or something. He was, he looked like grimace. Pretty good name. He looked like grimace or something. He's so fat, he can't move. Dave Blunts. Dave Blunts. Dave Blunts.

He's rapping about stealing people's girls and fucking their pussies. And I'm thinking like, dude, you haven't fucked anything ever. There's no way. Yeah. what is the access to his penis dude he was to stop it he was getting he was fucking pussy you don't like dave blunts you don't like that he had an oxygen tube on his nose while he was rapping on a couch in front of people oh man dude i've health i get the same vibe from him what was

the girl's name on youtube who was anorexic and we all seemingly are watching her slowly die oh i don't know her name but i remember that uh i remember that sad story Yeah, I don't know if she's still alive, but I think I'd have heard of a bit of she died. But this guy's the other end of the spectrum. Like, he's not going to live a lot longer. You know what is this being the cure for anorexia? And it's like the cup is not what you have to put down. Like you have to put down a lot of other things for.

The people that actually get over anorexia that I've seen online at least transition to almost bodybuilding. Like it tickle, they've got that problem where they've got that problem where they, They had this ideal they're going for, but the ideal is super skinny, and you can always get skinnier until you die. But if they just flip the script and they want to be like... Move the bull's eye. Yeah, move the bullseye to like swimsuit model with like a six pack, then they fit right into that paradigm. And what did make them sick and weak and dying makes them strong and focused and thriving. It's a good transition to go from that to the other.

I'd love to see therapists leverage that. Like, look, look, I know you're never going to be happy with your body, but let's move the bull's eye to something fucking dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I'm not too happy with your body myself. And I got to say, you need, you're going to have to hit the gym, honey. If anyone's ever going to love you.

I mean, come on. And they won't. You're like a catty gay guy? You think men want skin and bones? What am I, a doc? What is that? Chaotic good? Like you're somehow evilly good

I wouldn't fuck what you are This is what you need to be I bet you couldn't squat that chair you're sitting in You actually give me some hip thrusters right now Get on the fucking floor It turns it's just completely Fitless script mid mid session Get a whistle out

Take your glasses off Stop taking notes Yeah I mean you don't have a discipline problem You just don't know what you're aiming for Let's aim for the right bull's eye start getting boned. I had a business idea I wanted to share with you guys. I'm in.

You know how perfect. So half of them are in. So I was thinking about Carnival Cruise when I took too many edibles the other night. And I thought Carnival, that's a fun place. What else is a fun place that can also be on a cruise? Zoo Cruz Noah's Ark theme cruises Okay

Noah's Ark theme This is what you get when you bring me in Now we're Noah's Ark We're giving the Christian crowd in We can do that too That's fine I'm more on the A full of their money

Are soon parted These people They give up 10% of their money For fucking nothing We're doing 40 days, 30 nights We're also going to be a church So Yes, subscription model

Ties while you're here. That'll be a selling point. Tith while you're here. Don't worry about it. We'll take it out. We'll take off your room automatically. I just Googled how long Noah was at C. Do you know how long Noah was at C with the... 40 days and 40 nights, right? It rained for 40 days and 40 nights. That's what caused the great blood. Yeah. I don't actually... I don't know the... Yeah. I hadn't thought about it. That's because every preacher, priest, pastor, and holy man likes to skip over that part because you're already doing the math and thinking, wow, 40 days with the entire population of the world's animals, two of each, and they got to have some extras to feed the lions, the tigers, and the bears, oh my. 40 days, I guess, maybe with God's help, you could get it done with a handmade arc that was made 10,000 years ago.

No, 371 days, more than a year at sea, more than a year at sea on that arc, according to the Bible. That's a long time. We will not be doing that. We will not, not a 370. We're not having a year cruise. It doesn't have to be that Noah themed. No, no, there will be a no-win-en-act-er, though.

And it wouldn't, it would not just be a section of the ship reserved for the more dangerous animals that you could go and look at and see how they react to be. I imagine them running wild through the hallways. That's what I'm saying is the safe animals would be allowed to roam. And so you've got, you've got poochins, you've got goats, you've got lambs, you've got the small, friendly animals. Maybe even some dogs, let some fucking dogs out. And that would be something that would bring a lot of joy to people on a cruise. because usually on a cruise everyone wants to like gamble

or just get hammered or great I want to run from horses this is something for other people you know and even the hammered people can you imagine make it in the buffet but there's a pony in the hallway dude fucking 17

margaritas deep on a fucking on a cruise he sees a goat that guy's having the time of his life everyone's every time and guess what the goats are having a good time too and they're probably too fat, they're almost going to have to shift into

different sets of goats because they're going to get so much food. No, two of every kind. Handouts. Not two of every kind. It's Noah themed. You have two dogs, two cats, two tigers, two bears. Are you really wanting to break the paradigm that is Noah's Ark themed cruise lines?

Shark, I might almost have to pull back the offer because it's not about two of every kind. It's about fun animals being released and you can have fun with the fun. You just want to, okay. Cruise ships are fucking enormous, two goats?

That's nothing. You want a sea bound petting zoo. Well, here's the thing, Taylor. There are dozens of varieties of goats. Now, if you want to completely abandon the Noah's Ark theme, I'm willing. Oh, oh, if you're, if you're going to pedantic and alienate the entire Christian base, which was our gold standard. I mean, we were counting on them.

We were going to hit up all of the major religious. themed organizations. We were going to get Billy Graham involved, rest in peace. I thought we'd lean on some of our contacts with the Trump administration. This is the wildest idea. It's not a, but in the truest sense what he, is it a bad idea?

Yes. You know what I'm busy on my cruise ship? Please. They're wearing flea collars. Like you put a flea collar on a goat? It's a flealess goat. We dip. I, think it's a good idea i think zoo cruise is going to slay people are going to love it you're going to be

able you're going to be at the bar the best reality crowd's going to just blast off they're going to love this no we don't we don't allow that sort of thing i heard there's a lot of swinging on those i didn't know that um what's uh we don't want the swingers either who's the streamer we had him on the show ice beside i beside got thrown off of i think a royal caribbean cruise because it was a like a swinging cruise. Getting thrown off a cruise is hilarious. Those people behave like animals. Oh, I read into it. Apparently, Royal Caribbean doesn't take any shit. Like, they're quick to drop you off at a desert aisle somewhere and be like, you fucked up, you're finding out. So apparently ICE was like running around the cruise, like live streaming with his selfie sticker setup or whatever, looking for swingers, trying to like expose them or something like that. Because I guess it's a, it's a target rich environment, these cruises. Some of them in particular are like swing or cruises. So I knew that. I just don't understand his motivation. He's trying to out swingers, not get in on it?

Like, I assume that's where this is going. I heard about second hand, but that's my understanding. You don't want to be around, like, it's not hot co-ed swinging. It's ugly, fat, old people. It's just people that you. Not on my forenose. Me and Woody, you got a whole different clientele. We'd be swinging with, all right?

Lots of eights, nines, and tens, all right? You know, maybe you're, maybe you walk up to a door and say, or gee, me and. Me and Woody are wearing fucking scary ass Harlequin masks walking into place With red rogues and shit That is not what we hear at Zoo Cruz belief That is not what we're looking for

Well, I'm just saying Well, jokes on you when you're zebra's defiled Yeah How about this? You know what the Bible says You know, if a man should lay with a beast of the earth Not only should that man be put to death But now we've got to like

Kill the beast and you can't eat it It's very particular about that. You can't eat that beast that a dude fucked. You've got to kill it and burn it. That was old timey god. It's still in there. Look, if they've changed their mind, they should take it out of the book. When you read like the Constitution in the United States,

you don't see anything about the fucking value of a slave in there or anything. Like, they took that stuff out. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, I mean, they don't say anything about bringing a million Haitians to Ohio either. If you're going to... Sure, they do. They were all about a country of immigrants. We just flipped the script when the immigrants started looking a little different.

No, it's the opposite. It used to be the Irish and the Italians, you know? Like, I watch those old movies and I'm like, why are everybody so down on the Irish? Like, what the fuck? They're just like silly voiced white guys that like to drink and have a cool holiday. They like to have a good time. They're fine. But you watch, they saw them as like really second class citizens.

You know, you watch gangs of New York. And, you know, not only did you have the nationalistic thing. You also had the religion thing where you. You had Protestantism versus Catholicism, and a lot of those immigrants who were coming over during the early 1900s on those big boats from Europe are Catholics and some Protestants, but you've got this huge budding of the heads. That's what's going on. I think Daniel Day Lewis may have been right. Maybe my ancestors were total ruffians. Maybe they shouldn't have let them in.

I want to read this Poseidon thing before the topic goes too far away. It wasn't just fighting that angered the other cruise passengers. several streamers reportedly broadcast themselves roaming the ship knocking on cabin doors in search of upside down pineapples the symbol widely recognizes being related to the swinging or partner swapping community I got stuck on that why do you have to knock on a door to search for the pineapples the pineapples go on the door yeah I think they just worded that poorly I think they were looking at their doors with pineapples and then knocking on them that would make more sense

yeah i thought that's probably an a i article something you put on your pajamas or not i saw i saw a thing from a newspaper clipping you know a printed newspaper and at the bottom after the article it says i can also reword that in a number of ways i could write it as this that and the other and it's you motherfucker then you had one job your job title says editor yeah it's like do you want the teaser in the front so like the front load the article to be more interesting there yeah i writes like an eighth grader doing a five-paragraph essay still where they start like right now in this opening paragraph I'm going to tell you what I'm going to say now I'm telling you what I'm going to say and now in my final part of this way too long text I'm going to tell you what I told you and it's like are you

burning time for the algorithm or are you just evil like what is your problem I hate that yeah are you retarded when those I can tell when the AI is burning time for the algorithm to try to get me in this short 10, 12, 14 seconds deep. Like, you still haven't told me the crazy thing, the rock did, and I'm still sitting here waiting to scroll. It pisses me off to no end. Oh, I don't have that. I use the GROC one, and it's pretty quick now.

You watch GROC? I'm talking about shorts. Oh, no, GROC is the thing I'll ask, like, I was asking, I'm like, I find me a X dimension by X dimension office desk that has these parameters for sale. and then it's like here's 15 desks that meet that and then I click on like number one and it's like wrong dimensions retard go back and like I have to go down to like number four before they actually start hitting it why do you need it so I've read your thing in WhatsApp how you're looking at like weightlifting benches because you there gets more capacity for the dollar

than tables why do you need a table that holds so much weight no it it it didn't have to do with the uh yeah well may have you get stroked out on that on that fucking table i'm laying face down getting blasted but no i i was looking for a new desk for my office because this desk i'm at right now i my main desk is too small and then my desk came with a exact same height extra 24 by probably 26 table that i have my second monitor on and then over there this thing didn't attach to the desk well and so I have to put like a little IKEA thing there and so I've got like an 84 inch setup here

width of stuff and so what I wanted I want a really wide desk like something like 84 inches long minimum but I also want a depth of 30 inches on the desk and because I don't want it to have pegs and then in the middle more pegs and then at the end more pegs. I just wanted to have like the legs at the very ends of the table so I can scoot freely.

I just started looking and the only things that fit that bill were workshop benches for like woodworking shit. And it's like, oh, this is a perfect thing. It's, it's 96 by 30. And I'm like, fuck, 96 is way too long for like a desk that I'm using this. But 30 is the perfect thing. Yeah, eight foot. I'd prefer a seven foot one. but there's none of those I can find.

I'm still so in the fact-finding process. Today was the first time I looked at those and then I was talking to Chis about it and he had some solid ideas. But yeah, the basement's still so far from finish. It's not a big deal. But I want a big desk, 30 inches deep minimum. I like that because this one I'm at right now

is 26.5 and I would like a deeper desk. And every single thing that came up. I found regular desks, like executive-style desks. all thousands of dollars or I found one that was like oh is this a two person desk because I don't want that middle shit

well just ignore the two there's no middle shit there's no divider oh okay no the picture looks like what you want and I think the legs might be metal and the support in the middle could be metal implying it doesn't like sag yeah it's a full frame you can see well what is the depth on this Kyle

this is 78 by 30 17.57.56 so that would be one inch more depth than what I have now. I want a little more than that. But this is a nice, this is the right path. This is a nice debt. This is the right. It's so inexpensive, $206. This is cheap. I was going to say, if you want to pay

a lot, you could make it yourself. If you want to really waste money, you can get on your hands and music. Like for 1500, you'd have a lifelong desk, right? Am I, if you doing some of the work yourself? And if you what I would get is a nice, big chunk of live wood

like pretty wood that had been sealed and then I would get a full mouse pad desk cover maybe or like a really extra large mouse pad but if you can't get your shit mounted on there that's that's no good

anyway I've got an Amazon desk but I love it it's like the entire top is a mouse pad and it's curved how big is it is how big is the desk it's really deep like I don't know I'd have find it online. I bet it's only five feet wide, though, is the thing.

And you have two monitors? I have three. But I use, so I've got, my main monitor is, I think this is 32, but it might be smaller. It's whatever shroud uses. That's how I shop for monitors. I've got a BenQ in the middle that's fairly big. And then I've got like a side one over here and I got a side one up there that are just on like Dr. Octopus arms come up and I can move them around however I want.

I think I would just want the two monitor set up because I did the three for a while and I just like the feel of just having two. Yeah, two's fine. I like the third one up there is usually like media and then the one over here is usually Discord or Maps and then, you know, obviously I'm playing on the other one. So it's nice to do the...

I have a horizontal one in front of me that I use like 90% of the time. And then I have two vertically oriented ones on either side. I used to have them horizontal, but damn, You know, like you get so far away, I can't read across the room, but vertically oriented, they're both kind of close to me. And usually I have things I, like, for example, right now, there's details on these classes for a video game I'm playing,

and I can see, like, where the special runes and armor sets are that I'd want to go find. And, uh, or sometimes I have a map over there for a game and second. Maps are big, like if you're playing a game that requires one of those, like Tarkov style where you have to have that map open. adding that third monitor is life changing because you kind of need one for discord when you're gaming with a group you want to be able to see if make sure nobody's muted and you're not muted like stuff like that and then you've got to have that map open to discord on the side just so i like

the who wrote me or you know who's ready to play stuff like that what is your desk would he is yours yours is a straight not l shaped at some point over there yeah but it's i made it it's like nine feet long uh there was a time when colin and i shared it so he would be on the side and there was an i have a lot of room and then he would have room too now i just have it all to myself so i was nine foot desk i made the top and then it's supported on one side by this like half height server rack that i put all my computer and audio shit in and then the other half is a filing cabinet okay that's what chis told me to do oh really i talked him early today he was like just look into like getting a giant board or like a butcher block and put it on top of two

file cabinets or whatever and a lot of people like that you can do that really good idea in the woodworking space people who make their own work benches sometimes buy the top you can buy the top and then you'd be there and it's thick it's like they call it eight quarter but it's two inch wood that wouldn't bow so much and you're how deep is your desk do you think like the it must threaten three feet oh that's a big desk yeah it's really big i need it a lot i need it a lot i wanted a lot of space and sick that's yeah so you could also do like a wall mounted desk and if no i don't i don't want wall mounted well i want to be able to shift it move it do you know i don't want to be static i would um i would prefer a wall mounted desk if i weren't going to be out of

here in nine months and then maybe to florida or something or wherever else i would whenever i settle down i'll definitely do like i like floating stuff in general i like there's floating beds where you can't see the bottom and uh even if i had to do like chains to the ceiling to support the corners that were near me but I don't think that's necessary you just got the ceiling

yeah well I mean all that would do is make sure he would do is make sure that if it would fail it would fall backwards no no I don't think I think Kyle's right like if you're just doing like heavy duty shelf supports to hold your desk which is like what a floating desk would be like

dude you're asking a lot out of screws into studs I would take change the way the leverage works but pressing over here I can rip those screws out of the wall pretty easily right now I'm leaning on my you Kyle Woody and I always both are leaning

forward when we're doing the show I've noticed Kyle's always literally reclined like I always have to be like active when I'm talking into the mic and so I don't want to be leaning on something that is wall supported for long periods of time because it's going to weaken you could

even take just like one inch cube steel like conduit or whatever and just run it straight up from the corners and then you could use those as mounts or whatever. I like the idea of a floating desk. That's a necessary complications though. But I think once you've got the reason I like that idea though is because it's easier than making table legs because that that's difficult and getting that right and being happy with it I think is a difficult like higher skill gap than just mounting it to the wall and having those supports come out, especially if you're only 30 inches deep. The deeper you go, obviously,

the more complicated that becomes. I found a 36 inch deep one and I went down in my basement and it's only framed right now, but I like took out some wood blocks and like framed where that would be. And I was like, oh, 36 inch deep. That's a little much because my current desk I measured is 26 and a half inches deep. And another 10 inches on that would just be. there would be dead space behind where my stuff should be. And I wouldn't be taking advantage of that space. Hard to tell. I don't know.

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but it's not my choice to decide how open she is six digits of people watching this no that's between her and the doctor maybe a little overly open but yeah we make that shit work again science but anything's possible bust hard and you know what guys trust the science

you got to trust the science my little world is filled with Epstein news Kyle said that he's been kind of video game deep right now he's arc raidering but my computer I can't not see the Epstein stuff I guess a few new emails were released by the Democrats

where Epstein specifically says like Trump hasn't talked yet but he's like deep in this they said that he spent a few hours alone with one of the, you know, identified victims in a room, uh, it looks bad for him. And then of course, all this is the backdrop of the vote that's happening very soon.

What he was, so correct me from wrong. I, what I read was that so there was already this, this girl who was testifying or, or, or being deposed that, um, Trump had assaulted her. She's that girl you may have seen. She's sitting in a chair and they've blurred her face. Katie Johnson. And, and, and, okay. And then I believe that right here, Woody, why don't you?

I believe that she was threatened and her daughter was threatened. She claimed and that's why she dropped her like suit against Trump or whatever it may be. So you're saying that the emails that they've found from Epstein are from prior to her coming forward, but are naming her still. No, so the victim's name is redacted. So we don't know which. No, it's Julia Giuffi, I think. No. So the victim's name and the email is redacted.

There is one person who is an Epstein victim who said that Trump didn't fucker. So the White House is saying, that's the redacted name you can't see. It's the one who already said Trump didn't bang her, which is like what they, you know, convenient for them. Oh yeah, the one girl who said Trump didn't bang me, lots of other people did is the one whose name you can't see. But we don't really know what victim it is because the name is redacted. What I saw, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that they matched up those statements with a previous statement. And it's the same as Julia G. Ufi or something. And she was the one who said, like, did you ever have contact with Trump?

No. Did you ever see him? Did he ever flirt with you? No, that was incorrect. Did he ever, did you ever see him with other girls? No. There isn't a statement. It's just Trump spent a few hours alone in a room with this episode.

No, I'm talking about the emails, like the emails that they leave. That's what I'm talking about the email. Yeah. As Trump was alone in the room with like name redacted. And that girl, Julia G.U. F.i. I probably got her first name wrong, but G-I-U-F-F-E, I think. Jeffie? Jiffie?

Yeah, she was saying that he didn't, he didn't flirt with her or do anything on TORD. Granted, this is not some like, oh, so he's innocent thing that a lot of people on the right are trying to pretend, but it does seem like that is what has been revealed. The whole email is this. I want you to realize that the dog that hasn't barked is Trump, redacted, spent hours at my house with him, and he has never been once mentioned. I can't read these words very well. Police chief, et cetera, something 75% there.

Can you guys read this better? than me. Let me see. Actually, Kyle's link. He could probably see it. Page one of three. Oh, that was tables. Fuck, I clicked the wrong thing. Let me see. There's so many table links.

Kyle, or this will work. Yeah, it's on this link, like you can see, there's a transcript of it, and it's exactly what you just read. Oh, it's what you just linked too. Yeah. Yeah. So, oh, here it is. I want you to realize the dog that has embarked as Trump. Redacted spent hours

in my house with him. He has never once been mentioned. Police chief, etc. I'm 75% there. So I don't think you can link that to one specific girl. It's not specific enough to say, oh, that matches up with whatever. But the White House has said, oh, the redacted name, that's

the one that said Trump didn't fuck her. So there's nothing to see here. Maybe. You could be 100% right. Yeah. Well, we don't know who he spent on enough about any of this because they we just know he spent hours alone in the room for all we know he was giving her business advice and again what's the content oh no it was it was a apparently it was virginia jufe's juffre's name in that email how do you see that because they had the same

conversation unredacted in previous months can you show me that Yes. This is apparently her testimony. But again, I can be wrong. I'm open to it. And this is also not an offense of Trump, that fucking faggot, doing nothing, doing just a complete failure. Did you see his shit with Laura Ingraham?

that fat fucking idiot did you see where Laura Ingram was basically trying to give him out like trying to say

she was asking him like so the H1B thing is bad for Americans because it depresses wages are you saying there aren't skilled Americans that can fulfill these jobs

and he was like we don't have the right skill we need these countries sending people here to us and it's like so you just to confirm mr president you don't think americans are skilled enough to fill these jobs and he's like we just don't have it and it's like he's calling his he's calling his fuck he's calling americans fucking retarded losers he's saying that the only thing that

can save our university system is 600 000 chinese students coming here by the way how many times have we heard about a fucking chinese student selling shit back to their government happens all the time fuck them they are our global enemy I don't want Chinese students here no no

and he's ripping on Americans he's ripping on Americans he's saying Americans aren't suited for the job and you don't like Jackie Chan and his great works I don't give a fuck about him By the way this doesn't prove

that you brought him up girl but no that was the same conversation but with it unredacted from no it's not it's not none of that overlaps with what the email is and the email isn't a conversation when did Donald Trump

flirt with you. He didn't. That's what's inaccurate. Have you ever observed them together, meaning Trump and Jeffrey? No, not that I can remember. What is the basis of your statement that Donald Trump is a good friend of Jeffries? Jeffrey told me that. Did you ever see Donald Trump at Jeffrey's home?

Not that I can remember on his island. Not that I can remember in New Mexico. Not that I can remember in New York. And those things don't show any link at all. It just says this is Epstein, who's in the midst of legal trouble. saying the dog that has a barred is Trump. A different deposition of the same person. No, this isn't a deposition of a person at all. This is Epstein's email that he wrote. A different interview of the same person. That's no, no, no. What I just linked you was is a deposition. Right. But I'm not linking to a deposition. And those things don't link together reliably at all. You could be right. I don't know. But it does seem like there's a little more gray area here. And this is not like Trump can get fucked.

he's not doing anything he's not doing anything i want him to do and so i fucking hope the democrats though in prison fuck him he's doing nothing he's doing nothing all yeah the republican party has two settings it's controlled opposition and going to war for israel those are the two settings because the one setting of controlled opposition is when they bluster and go we're going to change the house and we're going to get more representatives and then they fail every everywhere to do that. And meanwhile, while the Republicans get all the bad press for that, Democrats in California just go, we're going to steal five seats from Republicans.

Fuck you. And they do. And no one cares in the media because they like it. And you didn't see that? They just passed a proposition. That doesn't seem like an accurate telling of it at all. They passed Proposition 50 where they took five majority Republican districts and turned them Democrat.

Under what situation does that happen? When you're gerrymandering, when you're changing the district. It happens if Texas. Texas does it. It's reliant on Texas gerrymandering. I don't think so. I think, right? And this is what I mean is that Republicans are losers. They are trained losers. Fact check me. Democrats are winners. They are, they have dominated for 65 years the Democrats have dominated totally and the Republicans have been controlled opposition. They're complete fags. They can't do anything. Oh, fact check. Those five seats will be Democrat next time. And the Republicans.

Republicans will shit the bed. That much is certain. I fact check me. Here you go. Yeah, it only happens if Texas does it first. It's a way to offset Texas's gerrymandering. Someone should save this because when Republicans in Texas fail and California does it anyway, someone should post this clip. It's literally written into the law and Texas has already passed it. It doesn't matter. like their Republicans are fucking losers they will do nothing I don't understand why it doesn't matter like California is like hey Texas is doing this redistricting thing to make it so that the number of representatives don't represent the population so let's do the same and then written into the law is this only goes into action if Texas does it so like even though it's been passed by the people of Texas undoes it California automatically does too it only but it doesn't matter because all it takes is one progressive judge to undo all of it. Utah just voted to make another Republican district and it took one

progressive judge in Salt Lake City to go, no, you can't do that. This stays blue. That's all it takes. There's not going to be a Republican judge in California that shoots this down. There will be a progressive judge in Texas that shoots this down. And if there is, California gets reversed. I feel like you're not realizing that it's written into the California law, that it's dependent on Texas law. California just owns and does such a good job for the Democrats. I don't think they would back on. They'd just revert it. They just go back and change some text.

You can't just change text on a law that's been passed. You'd have to have the law passed again. Maybe. And they could probably pass it again. There's not a lot of time. There's no drive to do so. There's a huge drive to do so. There's a bunch of people there that want

it to be more. And it's not just Texas and California. Like, clearly, y'all for some reasons someone's refusing to to agree here but i know indiana is also doing something uh with their redistricting slash gerrymandering i think it's something that's being tried across the country whenever wherever it's applicable which there are a few that lost steam based on the recent elections like so what happens of course is you win something by 60% and you're like oh shit we've got some room to play with let's lower it and then the recent election happened and they're like who we might be flying too close to the sun if we win by

52% that we might actually lose in a bad year. So some of the states, I want to say Kansas is one, or maybe Kentucky, I'm not sure if there's a difference, has decided not to do it anymore. And maybe Ohio, Indiana, like more than one. Now, North Carolina did do it. North Carolina has made our gerrymandering even more extreme and it's locked in and it's passed. But like Kyle said, all over the nation, everyone's kind of racing to the bottom to have these

poorly represented states and by poorly I mean the number of Republicans and Democrats don't reflect the population of Republicans and Democrats it's not poorly because it's not what I want it to be it's poor because it's not what it should be yeah

well you seem way more educated so I I'm probably just a fucking wrong retard on this but I do just see the pattern over and over Democrats win dude Democrats are it doesn't feel like I think it's entertaining

I want to be on the left so bad. I want to watch as like the media backs me and I fucking dominate my political opponents for 65 years and then like they push back 2% and we go, oh, and then we dominate again. It never feels like that. So let me tell you how it feels on the left. We're not winning jack shit. We don't have the Supreme Court. We don't have the presidency. We don't have the House.

We don't have the Senate. We don't have most of the governors. We don't have fucking jet. We just lose everywhere. And then, like, Biden, right? If he didn't know who he pardoned, they'd run that ship nonstop on a loop. But President Trump is like, yeah, I don't really know who I just pardoned. I don't know that guy.

It doesn't make a ripple in the national news story, right? Like, I don't think it does make a big ripple with Biden's auto pen ship because no one's had their feet held to the fire. Like, really, have they? To me, Trump is a different kind of cognitive decline. Like, he's not quiet and his gate is an. as bad as Biden. But he has other kinds of retardation. And I will say his out of touchness seems to be getting a lot of play. Like, you know, he can't sit here and tell you grocery prices are low and that gas is cheaper than it's ever been.

Groceries. Okay, I'm sorry. He can't get away to saying. Yeah. Right. No one said groceries until I brought that word back. It's an outdated word. Right. Everyone hears that and they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? So this is one time where Trump told you the sky is not blue in the daytime and people are like wait a minute it sure as fuck is what's wrong with you but most of the time he can say and do anything he can be like magnets don't work when they're wet and they're like eh it's just trump things isn't he funny he's so great and well it's a mixture right so he says magnets don't work when they're wet yeah kind of it's it's three things first of all whenever he talks about something that i don't know very much about i you just

assume that the president knows about it or he wouldn't be talking about it but he's a liar And he's Trump. So like a lot of people fall for that. So when he talks about the economy or geopolitics to his base, they're like, trust in Trump. I don't know nothing about fucking Maldovia. Where was it from? I don't care. But every now and then, it's something that we know a little bit about. Or it's something that's just so blatant in your face like grocery prices. When he's like, no prices are down. Bullshit, we all buy groceries. You're the one who doesn't buy groceries. How the fuck would you know what groceries costs? I'm of the mind that maybe you actually believe groceries are cheaper because you're. you got that some sort of evil like gollum worm tongue character over there like yes my lord the groceries are cheaper he probably does he's probably got a couple worm tongues in the mix but that doesn't excuse him like like how does he not know the groceries are like bonkers expensive he doesn't know that like what he's having to cut back on steak dinners Trump is like Trump is like fully like the whole reason everybody voted for him was to throw a wrench in this machine that abuses

Americans and favors foreigners and brings people in to replace us in the workforce and otherwise and then he gets in and what is it it's business as usual we've got our two switches we have controlled opposition loserdom and then we have going to war for Israel Josh Hawley

a Missouri politician a congressman is like presidential aspirations yeah presidential aspiration fuck that fucking loser he's He's like, no, I don't like him at all because he'll go out there and be like, oh, we need to really get serious about America first. And then he'll piddly, mealy mouth tweets about that. And then he has another tweet where someone says like, why are you supporting Israel so hard? What does this have to do?

And this is like some boomer idiot who really has no idea how entrenched Israel isn't someone talking to Holly or Holly? Someone talking to Holly, someone saying, why are you? are you so obsessed with Israel? What does that have to do with getting prices down for Missourians? And Josh Hawley tweets like, you will have to, and I'm not exaggerating. Zach, find the tweet. You will have to carry me out on my shield before I stop defending Israel. And it's like, who am I taking crazy pills? Like, he's going to lose to Bobby. This guy would lose to anyone who even pretends to give a fuck about America at that point, because it's like you guys all service

a foreign government. You guys all are part of the gang. You're all part of this horseshit. This Ted Cruz, Millew of losers. And then Trump is now just neatly fitted in there. He's just another one of them. I can tell you you're barren to have some fun

on Israel's expense. Have you heard of 50 states one Israel? Yes. For what he's been a period. 50 states one Israel was a conference held in Israel from September the 14th of 2025 to September the 18th for state legislators from the United States and members of the Israeli government, hosted by the Israeli foreign ministry.

The conference was described as the largest delegation of elected officials to visit Israel, according to whatever their shit is. The list, I'm looking at like the total number of attendees, but the list just scrolls. It's all of them, dude. like we are not represent we do not have representation we don't north carolina was in there based based as fuck let's go north carolina let's go nc like that but uh it's brutal oh here they are apologizing for not being able to attend Georgia had five people you guys did great hey we brought crew Missouri had four oh you're almost as gay wouldn't you sell out to Israel if you could

though like no little like i don't think i'd be much more willing to sell america first brother america i think the gop has two switches too and i agree on the controlled opposition one the other is servicing the wealthy they always seem to prioritize some sort of tax cut for the very rich some sort of deal away yeah and they get in when they're not in power it's all about reducing the size of the government making sure the democrats don't do anything they like talking about taxes when they are in They cut taxes specifically for the wealthy And they spend like drunken sailors I see that on

I guess we only just I totally agree with everything you just said I only disagree that I would file that under controlled opposition Because they got to that position by saying they wouldn't do that And then as soon as they do they're like tee-he-he-he we're gonna do it And then we're not gonna do anything for you other than give Israel a bunch of money And then a bunch of retards are like oh the reason they give Israel so much money is because of evangelical Christians and they're a powerful voter block and they're pro-Israel and it's like, oh, interesting. So there's such a powerful voter block. They probably get

whatever they want, right? Do they get no abortion? Oh, they don't get that. Do they get no gay marriage? Oh, they don't get that. Do they get no immigration? Oh, they don't get that. Oh, so the only thing this voter block gets is exactly what the donors want. Oh, that's crazy. My mind is about to explode. They kept their guns. That seems to be locked down pretty. Trump is the one who was like you can't have fun with fucking bump stocks anymore because I'm a fag. I mean, that guy used the bump stop to commit the largest mass murder of all time in our country. And so it was a bad look, you know.

I don't think it was a bumpstock. Wait, it wasn't? I thought it was. It was a series of 15 AR-15s and an MG fucking 40 or some shit, right? You're talking with a Vegas shooter, right? Yeah, because he brought like... I definitely heard it was bump stocks. I'm only as good as my source.

I believe he was using bump stocks on his weapons. That was the story that I remember. I don't remember any particulars about like specific weapons he was using other than there were lots of rifles. And one addendum to that, because I've been to shot show in Vegas. And it's super common for hotels in Vegas to see a guy wheel up to his room 15 rifles and cases. like it is not it is it is way more common

to see that at a hotel in Vegas than even at the airport where it's also a common occurrence because people that do it is the biggest like gun show gun conference type thing that I'm aware of in existence and it's thousands of people and they bring their weapons there to display them

and to you know like hk shows up from fucking Germany or whatever with like cases and cases of guns and then they stay in a hotel where they take them into their hotel room, cases of cases of guns. So, Zach pasted here, 24 guns, AR-15s, and AR-10s. Is an AR-10 a lot like the 15 with a bigger caliber, I think? Yeah, it's an AR-15 and 308. Does it have the same capacity?

No, usually you got like 20, 25-round mags, but with magazine capacity, just always bet that there's an extendo mag that'll, like, get that on and bump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers. You're the gun expert. would it be easier to have like 20 loaded magazines and just reload the same gun or would it be easier to have 20 rifles and just put one down pick one up re-ame and shoot a new ready to pick them up and also yeah yeah like especially if you're not some train

commander like i'm not great at like tactical reloads i doubt i reload very much faster than either of you do with an AR-15. Getting to my second mag quickly was never a concern in any of the shooting I've ever done. If anything, I usually just put a hundred round magazine in there. You know, the reloading's boring. Yeah, why wouldn't you do that if you were going to stray up a Keith Urban concept or whatever it was? Look, you can't get inside the head of this guy.

I think from what I remember of him, he was a guy who had been financially ruined by, there was some sort of love life stuff. he was worth a few million maybe you know two or three million he had a plane if i remember correctly uh and i think he was losing some assets and some sort of marital thing i remember some it's all nebulous now but there's usually an incentive though right like if there's someone like that one guy who assassinated like cold blood killed that uh health care guy the executive right he was mad about health care when like that school shooter went into the christian school and shot up all those kids the trans person they were like we don't like Christianity or whatever

or like it when that guy in Christchurch went and shot up all those Muslims like it was because he hates Muslims like there's usually a thing you can sometimes there is I get why he had nothing to lose and was suicidal I wonder why he took so many people with him yeah I don't get why well look I don't see a conspiracy theory in that one I hear that one get brought up a lot I see no conspiracy theory there to be had because it's not maybe if one of the people killed down there was some like Israeli asset or or something like that and they were trying to like mix a assassination in with a mass casualty event there wasn't even that big drive post it to legislate it

just kind of happened in the air after that and they could have gotten bump stocks off the market anyway if they had just let the ATF do it ATF wanted to do it yeah I don't think it was done to get rid of bumps it wasn't I remember a conversation Trump had he might have been in the the law office somewhere in the white house there was another republican and they're like i don't know if we want to take away bump stocks and he's like that's because you're afraid of the nr a i'm not afraid of the nr a and it's like uh like now i like guns but i'm like uh that is uncharacteristically brave to stand up to a lobby i was the best republican that we had until it ended up he was a fucking Epstein Island dude

was a 90s Democrat in all beliefs. That's how much we're losing. That's how much we're losing. It feels like Trump's positions on social issues. You're winning everything. So progressive that they would cast him out of 90s Democrat

party because he's so in favor of gay marriage and all this. Democrats just took the biggest L on the shutdown that they could take. And now they're talking about getting rid of the leader of the Senate minority. Chuck Schumer, the Democrat. Woody, we should switch.

You should switch because in my head, Woody would take that deal in a heartbeat. If I were a Democrat, I'd be like walking on sunshine every day because I'd be like, what are you talking about? We've already won the battle. We've imported more people that vote for us than can ever be defeated via mass port deportations. I'd be whistling. I'd be walking down the street.

We won. All it takes is waiting out this last little bit of Trump shit. We win. I would be. These people can't vote if there are illegal aliens in America. they're not voting. Oh, no, but like making them citizen. And also, there's no one making sure they can't vote in California, New York, Illinois, Washington, Oregon.

Or do they just pretend there's someone else voting? No, you just don't show an ID. You can just walk up and vote. Oh, that's not how it works. In my place, you... You're still in a red state. Every blue state does not require ID. And it's messed up.

It's messed up. They don't ID because they ID me to buy... bread groceries sure i can't buy i can't buy i can't buy and he got flag and i i do wish you been more specific but you do get ided at the grocery store when you buy alcohol and cigarettes but he specifically said bread well he's an he's so bad at selling his message because it's an easy message to sell because you i the average there are signs up at most gas stations that say um like are you under 36 we id or under 40 maybe it even says like just so that there can't even be an argument from some 37 year old who's like dude no I don't have my ID

give me my fucking cigarettes I'm in here every day like like so he can't even make an ID if we need an ID it's a recent thing but what we do do is we show up I say this is my name and then they look me up in the book they make sure that I'm eligible to vote and then I don't know why they take a sticker they move it from one book to the other book and then they give me a ballot but I'm trying I think I might need an ID now Yeah, I just, I think you should have to have ID to vote, and I don't think that's racist. And I'm all for programs that are taxpayer funded that make sure that it's easy, affordable, and convenient to get government IDs if you are a U.S. citizen. Make them free. They should be free to vote. We didn't always need an ID, but we do now. I wanted to make sure I remembered it correctly. Yeah, government ID should be free, easy to get, and verifiable, and maybe throw some biometrics in there, maybe get fucking MasterCard. to help pick up the bill and make it also a credit card.

I don't care how you do it. But everyone should have one if you're going to vote, buy cigarettes, buy alcohol. Like that would be. If it does nothing to shut up conservative arguments on that matter. Because I don't know if it's true or not. I don't know to what extent. I see like some tweet from a guy. He's like, I just voted six times in the New York election for Mom Dami.

I didn't have to show ID once. I told one guy that I'm an illegal immigrant and he gave me a wink. and you look at the notes under it and they're like this guy's from Perth Australia he didn't vote in anything I so you do need an idea in North Carolina I don't know how many states

do we didn't always need it but it'd be hard to vote isn't illegal unless you happen to know the details of a citizen who wasn't voting and you'd masquerade as him I guess in North Carolina you'd have to I don't know other states very well You're, all three of our states require ID, I believe, right?

And mine does. Mine does too. But, oh, I was starting to say, I don't know why requiring an ID is so racist. And I was saying, like, maybe I'm as out of touch as Trump, but everyone I know has ID. I don't think I've ever met anyone and talk to someone who has no ID. If I go to a party, which I never do, everyone there has ID. Like, do I live in some sort of ID? No, it's unfortunately that the new generation, all right, so the younger generations,

and I think this goes a little bit hand in hand with the driver's license thing, because I'm telling you, for people who are, if you listen to this and you're 12 now, like, getting a driver's license. Bring that back up, Zach. Was the key to manhood, adulthood, adventures abound. Like, getting that fucking driver's license was everything. Of course you mean moped license, but I'm listening. And you could buy cigarettes.

And to like an 18 year old, you want to buy some cigarettes or some cigars or something. Now you can do it so you're going to. Like it was so crucial. But I see so many young people now who are like have no interest in getting a car, no interest in driving one, no interest in like, what do I need one for? I don't need it. I have my student ID that does everything I need to do. And I can't fathom that. I can't, it doesn't, if I'm outside the house and I realized I've forgotten my.

wallet. Like maybe I'm with my girlfriend or somebody and they're going to they I have money but I don't have my ID anymore. I can't prove who I am. I'm worried. Like what if something comes up? I can imagine a world where you're broke and you're urban and you don't need a car. Right. But shucks, you don't have ID at all. Like you never get carded. You can get a state issued ID that's not a driver's license. And I think they they did some service. It's like one percent of Americans have no form of ID. Like it's the overwhelming majority. And just to like put it out there, my thought could be wrong, but it makes logical sense to me, is having voter ID is something that's actually very, very popular amongst like the American population. They're like, yeah, if you want to vote, you should have an ID.

Even most Democrats like that. And every time that comes up, despite support wholly from Republicans and largely a huge plurality from Democrats, the Democrats, the Democrats are excited. exercise every ounce of political will they have to be like, no, no, no, we can't require ID. Like, if requiring ID did not hurt them. Yeah. Then they would not mind. But it does hurt them because people who are not, shouldn't be voting are voting. Well, hang on. The because is, the because is what's actually to be argued. They wouldn't argue against if it didn't hurt them. I agree with that. But the reason it would hurt them is, It could be one of two things.

Or both. I think it's both. I think part of it is there are fucking illegals who end up voting an election, whether they throw elections one way or another is to be seen. But there's also a substantial amount of those young urban voters, as what he calls them, who are just like socially opposed to having an ID and like just won't get one. They want to buy stuff.

It's the ones they want to go. It's that if they could ever mobilize that group of people. I'm stuck on this every time they deep dive trying to find election fraud they don't well but hold on let's say let's say that I'm running an election and it's between you and Kyle and there are 10 voters and I am California you come and you cast your vote for me Kyle comes he casts or you come and you come you Your own vote for you. Kyle comes. He casts his own vote for him. And then the other 10 come in and they split pretty evenly. And then I come to you and I go, well, the votes are in. Kyle won 95 to five. And then you say like, well, that doesn't make sense. There weren't that many voters. I'm like, well, you're welcome to recount. They're like, well, can we audit it? Can we make sure these are citizens? And I say, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to use every ounce of political will I have to ensure you cannot audit that these are citizens. But you're free to recount. count. And then I give the election to call. There was an election commission run by Republicans recently. They were only allowed to recount. And all they found were like the tiniest bits of voter fraud.

And they were often Republicans, maybe exclusively Republicans. They found thousands upon thousands, I believe in, well, they found tens of thousands of votes in multiple states, Georgia and Arizona that couldn't be verified. But because there's no auditing process, those are just accepted. And so it's basically like, I allow you to recount the election, but I don't allow you to discern whether or not the people who voted initially are actually legal voters. That's a lot of, it's like casting these suspicions without any. I don't think it's suspicious. There were thousands of votes that they just didn't verify. So they didn't.

No, there were tens of thousands. They couldn't find it. Okay, tens of thousands. But they didn't find anything. Like it just to me fits in with so many other like bamboo paper and other things that turned out not to be But you can't you can't confirm fraud if you don't allow an audit and you only allow recounts I hadn't heard about this one so I can't argue against it very well but I can see like Like if a fraudulent election comes in if Kyle hires a hundred illegals to vote against you and I say oh the votes a hundred

hundred to five in favor of Kyle and then the Woody Camp goes, we need to audit these votes. And I go, no, you can recount them, but you can't audit if the signatures match. If this matches, that matches, their addresses match. And it's also really impossible to verify votes in a place where you don't require ID because anyone can walk in and go, yeah, I'm Stephen Miller. I'm Rich Johnson. I'm going to vote. Stephen Miller's so scary How are you going to do that?

Stephen Miller is so scary He has that like I think a while back you said Tom Homan had like dungeon Tom Homan has No no I said he has Tower of London executioner Physionomy

I think the word is Miller has more of a Worm Tongue mixed with Gallum kind of thing Like the shit Have you seen the old clips I don't trust that guy I don't trust him. No one should.

Have you seen the eclipse when he's got the drawn on hair pretending he's not going bald? And now he's shaved head now. Wait, hold on. For what it's where Politifact rated that Arizona thing is false. Oh, Politifact. Both likely story. Right.

I'm sure there are a bunch of Democrat operas working there. Let me find Stephen Miller's hair when he had it drawn on. Dude, that was great. He used some sort of hair replacement thing. It's a spray. Hold on. Where's his? I got it.

I got it. it's just taking me a second because I'm trying to get a cleaner here you go like just fuck my shit oh hold on I need to copy this before I look at what you you can even see that oh it's the same picture damn it I was trying to get the jump on you like like look I get

yeah look at that look at that very distinct line yeah on the right side yeah on the right dude just be bald bro yeah yeah back you should see i know you're not you don't watch south park anymore but his character in south park is like like like it's so diabolical and as soon as i saw it i was like man they didn't really even change stephen miller that much everybody else like turned into like goofy versions of themselves but stephen miller was just that he's playing him like him i see him as an actually bad person, right? A bad person with bad motives doing bad things. I don't

see much good in him. He's cruel. If he would have ultimate, what does he do that's cruel? Because I just see him as totally inept. His whole vibe, whenever he's on. Another member of an inept administration. Whenever he's on a mic, he's like

frothing at the mouth. Oh yeah. Well, we're in power now. Let me tell you how things are going to go see. Yeah. What's going to happen is we're going to do nothing. And the left will win again. Nothing's happening in your neighborhood. You're not going to meme on it and bloviate. Like nothing's happened in

your neck of the woods and in your neighborhoods but across America things are happening and they see Stephen Miller saying yeah, guess where we're coming next? Guess we're coming next? Chicago. The West Side this time. Look out, bitches. He's like a gang member

sending you like a scary fucking like message on your DMs or something. Fuck. Stephen Miller's coming to get me. He's so scared. Crime is down in D.C. Crime's down everywhere. National Guard.

Crime rates have been a steady downward trend since like the 70s. Like whenever they see crime is up and this and that, I don't think it's even dipped up. Unless you take the aberrations like, like, I don't know, the L.A. riots or something. Like these little flame ups here and there. On average, it's just safer to walk the streets now than it's ever been ever, ever, ever,

ever in any city anywhere. Well, all right, all right, that's, that's stretching it. That's stretching it. But safer than it's ever been to walk the streets of America. New York today, safer to walk in than New York are the 70s. When's the last time you heard of a mugger? When's the last time you heard of a mugging or a mugger? Never.

It doesn't happen anymore. There are street crimes. Are you retarded? I've seen, I've never heard of it. Give me a money. Like, that doesn't happen. I've never seen. Because they reported as a bad man, disheveled, miscreant,

For Batman's parents to be cool. Like I said, there are random street crimes. There's plenty of, like, violence in the streets here and there. There's going to be cases, you know, but there was a- When's the last time you heard of a mugging? That's the dumbest thing he can't. Tell me, when's the last time you heard of a mugging? Where just some guy, where just some guy was like, hey, give me your wallets.

And, like, took your wallets and ran away in the streets in New York, just walking down the street. He's got a cigar coming out of his mouth. It's an outdated crime. I'm sure there's still cattle rustlers, Taylor. Somewhere, somewhere, someone's rustling up some cattle. Somewhere, sometime, in some place, they're rustling cattle, all right? Your anachronistic crimes are happening here and there, but the mugging... You're the one calling it anachronistic.

I'm the one saying that it's current. I know. That's why I said you're anachronistic crime because it's not an anachronistic crime. No, it would be your anachronistic crime because you're trying to alleviate. to the fact that it's a time of old and I'm saying that it's something that's saying you own the crime and the crime is inaccurate fair enough but there aren't any muggings anymore

and crime is just down it's just safer to walk the streets than it's ever been before it used to be much worse just be much worse everywhere everywhere is better than it used to be in this country I see those Asian countries like Singapore and it's like fuck you better not spit bro they're going to get us

we could benefit from a little Singaporean justice really there's too many public spitters but public spitting is not our thing our thing is don't fucking talk on speakerphone when you're around other people you piece of shit stop it no one cares about your plans talk on the phone like an adult don't don't be walking through whole foods having a conversation with like having a face time group conversation they're audio terrorists they're audio terrorists And what do we do to terrorists, Woody?

We shoot them. We think they're both. We shoot them. That's what we do. We shoot them. If you're listening to a YouTube video on your phone without headphones on public transit or in public, your IQ is too low to be reasoned with because you have no concept of how much you're bothering other people. I got head.

If I'm in public, I've got headphones on. I couldn't hear you if I wanted to. A look at Mr. Goes Outside, Flexing Run. I'm gonna come, I'm gonna mug your ass. I mean, mug me. Like, oh yeah, take my cards. I'm like, like, they'll be canceled by the time you get to the ATA. You don't get 2,000 hours in Eldon Ring by going outside, all right?

That's true. You get it by grinding. I get it by giving a fuck. I know you've got multiple games going on right now. I know you're dipping your toes in the Hell Divers and then there's new DLC for your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, you're stuff but this arc raiders ship might might be a so my friend the one that you played with that night he's like i bought arc raiders i'm gonna play it while you record pkaa and i'll report back if i think we should buy it that's where that stands he's going to so here's what's interesting

so it's an extraction shooter it feels like what fallout 76 should have been um you can play in solos duos or trios if you're at if you're solo you're almost certainly playing at solos it prioritizes that. And same with Duos and trios. It does its best to do that. In solos, 80 to 90% of the people you bump into are questing and passive and peaceful and helpful. Like, they'll give you stuff. They'll talk to you. They'll team up with you. So you can go fight the robots together. Happens every single raid. 20 to 10% shoot you on site and call you the N-word while you're crawling around on the ground. It's happening. And then I also had a guy be like, hey, friend, How's it going?

I'm like pretty good dude Heading to the dam How about you? Oh, heading those orchards Going to get some apricots I'm like cool Nice seeing you And then he just gunned me down

Shot me in the back It was pretty toxic But in duos It's PVP Central Especially trios Like it's shoot on site Really fun like combat It's a third person shooter

Which I think will turn some people off If you ever play Gears of War Multiplayer back in the day Feels a lot like that Helldiver's this third person So is Eldon Ring. So I've been third person lately. Yeah.

Yeah, that's fair. It's got all the things about extraction shooters that make you addicted. You know, all those lovable items. And some of them and some of the items you need to progress your, like, hide out and make your generator shit, your stuff in there better. It's like, bring me the eye of a dinosaur. And it's like, how do I get one? They're like, kill a dinosaur, bitch. Good luck.

You're like, fuck. You have to kill, like, the big robots to get their. innards. My Kyle observation is you tend to like a game a lot but it's hard to tell how much you'll like the game six weeks from now. Like you were really into battlefield. You were head first diving

into that. I was switched. So I was into the grind of it but I disagree. So I was very much into the grind of battlefield but I've been clear from the beginning. This is not a generational type game. This is an amazing shooter. It's just a good battlefield game and it was

filling the space. It's like 100 hours a week at first. I played 150 hours of Battlefield. That's about what it took to, like, get, you know, get my hands around it. I think it's a good shooter. It's probably the best shooter that's out right now. And if you like Battlefield, like, and I'm not done with it. I'm going to go back.

That's a great game. The BR is going to be fun to play. Like, it's, I'll play Battlefield a year from now. Free or downloadable DLC or paid DLC, Battle of the BR, Battle Royale. Oh, it's free. It's free to anyone. Yeah. Although it's

advantageous to own the game because you unlock attachments and create these custom weapons Oh, it's free free free? It's not just part of Battlefield 6. No, it's a standalone free thing, so it's super populated. Like you get right into a match

and then right into another one. You can, while it's showing you the scoreboard from the previous match, you can press Space Bar to begin the matchmaking for the next one. And so by the time you've read the scoreboard, you're almost loading into the next game. That's a great game.

I don't want to seem thick. arc Raiders is the shit Arc Raiders is so fun like I said it's got all that like extraction shooter meanness of Tarkoff but it's simplified it's boiled down

there are descriptors for everything it runs compared to Tarkoff well you have an endgame map so they feel smaller you have an end game map and you can ping you can open the end game map you can see the names of everything

right out of the gate and you can put a mark where you want to go and then when you go back into the game you can see it over there a thousand meters away let's go that's about and i know it's like in game meters but that's about the width of the map it seems like from spawn to spawn 1200 meters like it's far in game like i bump into people but it's not like a crowded shit show or anything it's a really big map and there's multiple maps i think i'm worse at learning maps than an average person and there was a time when i knew tarcoff maps pretty well like custom everything but changed. I knew it really well. Like in lots

of lines of sight and where the spawns were and what to expect. And when I went back to it, I wasn't that guy. And I was like, gosh, I didn't think I was going to lose map knowledge. But here I am not remembering the scab extracts. For example, I didn't scab very much. And so the in-game map is big to me. I could use a hand.

Yeah. Oh, everything like that is simplified. You've got that, you've got, in Tarcav, there's 2,000 items, I think. From like five, five or six brands of cigarettes alone, you know? And then, like, I don't know, 12 grenades alone, 15 different four grips. Anyway, but this game just tells you what everything's worth, what you should, there's a cheat sheet I've got that tells me what to keep for later for like my generator and stuff.

It's just one little pictograph, though. It's not some long, pages deep minutia. For the most part, it holds your hand. And whether that's a good thing or a bad thing for longevity of the game, I don't know. But I do want to say this. It runs. It's so well optimized. It's beautiful.

I've got everything on Epic. It looks like a single player game with like sun. You'll like go from darkness into the light of the upper ground and like the sun rays are hitting you. It feels like a cinematic single player game, but it's running at max frames on epic settings on average computers. I watched it on YouTube and it wasn't compelling to me. But that's not a great indicator. I mean, you can learn something, but it could be the quality of the YouTuber, just the one video I watch. Shrouds got good videos.

Shroud's been like neck, he's been balls deep in this thing. My experience won't mirror Shrouds. Yeah, but his experience is what you aspire to. Because me and my boys, we're going in looking for fucking O-rings and light bulbs. Shrout's going in, taking on the matriarch queen with his two ringer buddies who, the three of them just won a hundred thousand dollar battlefield tournament. And they're like, all right, let's go take on some AI now. And they've got the most expensive shit in the game taking on this.

gigantic mechanical spider that shoots lasers, shoots EMP, blast, fire. What is the thing in helldivers you never killed? You said there was something very large, the whole team has to be equipped for it. The big sandworm. Okay. You may not be a monster. Yeah, I don't

think as we've been working our way up in difficulties, we mostly do bots. And we're on difficulty seven out of ten now for anyone listening. And we're pretty comfortable there. We just unlocked eight, but haven't tried it yet. yeah it's called the hive lord so uh let me find a picture of yeah i don't think of me a picture of the hive lord so the hive lord and you've still not defeated one i always switch games like

like you don't need to defeat it it's just there um like like it's more of an annoyance that can be avoided uh it was particularly on a map called o'shauna or o'shawn where most of the things to do were in caves underground so he was above ground being a nuisance but it was like we have business in the caves anyway so and he is a bitch to kill like and you don't get anything for killing them. What difficulty level do you have to be to get one? I don't

know. I play on 7 to 10 depending on who I'm playing with so it was on one of those. It may be map specific. He was also part of the gloom enemy variant. You may have noticed that sometimes the enemies have like green shit on them or sometimes they have little spikeies growing off

those are the various variants. it's like they're this is a medium enemy this is a hive guard or whatever but this is the gloom hive guard and i think the gloom guys burrow underground so that whole part where you get to shoot them on their approach is eliminated because they're burrowing underground toward you and they pop up in your face and fuck you up so you have to use explosives to bring them out of the ground and take them on it's the whole thing last night we were playing i was in my i have a discord that i used it was more popular when i was streaming but my now my friends and i use it to like do group chats and uh goes prodigy popped in i think you used to play with him a lot and he ran some hell divers

with us yeah played well yeah um help i i i definitely want to i hope you'll uh try smart raiders at some point because i think it's the best extraction shooter there is i think it's better than tarcov it's a different thing than tarcov but it's it's doing all the things the tarcov wants to do i feel like this is a repeat conversation because i feel like there have been other games that enticed you away from Tarkov. And then you have returned to Tarkov as the core, most complex, most difficult, I guess, of this genre. Yeah, if you're going for hardcore,

then that's always going to be Tarkov. And I still think Tarkov is an amazing, wonderful game. It just has those serious flaws. This is different, though. This is more... So, first of all, it's like a AAA game. So there's, like, cut scenes, and there's a storyline, and there's characters,

And, you know, everything looks good. Everything works. There's no, there's no, like, game-breaking bugs. I haven't seen any cheaters. And it's got kind of a fun vibe to it. That ain't Tarkov at all. Tarkov doesn't even have emotes. Like, you can't, I don't even think you can wave in Tarkov.

It's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, there's no women in Tarkov. It's all like, it seems like a good thing, right? There's some voice lines you can do in game. Like, you know, this way. Follow me. Oh, yeah, yeah. But, but they're like, military commands. Affirmative. Doesn't that almost endear you to the game a bit more, knowing that at no point Peter Griffin is going to be twerking?

So that's a different thing. That's selling out and like mixing other properties in. That I just that I'm disgusted with when it when it doesn't work. Like if you had a game about Simpsons, if you had Simpsons like well game and Peter showed up, that's fine. Yeah. But bringing Peter. Simpson's crazy. I follow the selling out argument you're making and like I get it. But I think Taylor would feel the same way about the Carlton dance in Tarkoff. You know, it's silly. It's not selling out, but it still doesn't. Yeah, it's silly. It's not really playing it into the vibe. Yeah, I guess so. This game doesn't really have that hard, you know, people wear quirky things.

Like the gear is, you're wearing like space suits and like weird flight suits and stuff, but it's nothing like cartoonish. It's more just, it's a wacky alternate universe. If more, more that way. I give Arc Raiders a try. Do I need the $40 or $60 version? $40, for sure. $60 is cosmetics as far as I've seen.

Yeah, just getting better cosmetics. What did you get? Did you buy the $60? I bought the $40 version and then I bought $20 worth of credit because I wanted a Mohawk and I also wanted a different backpack. Dude, you're the dream consumer. You got to understand. You get the $40 edition now.

or pay $20 to upgrade. But if you get it together, it's only $19.99 more. Oh, wow. Oh, no, there's no savings to be had. You don't want to leave money on the table. I didn't want that version. I just wanted to pick and choose in the store specific items that I wanted from like different packs. If you get the upgraded version, you get a locked in pack and maybe some coin too.

I don't know. But anyway, I played the game for like 50 hours and I was like, I love this. I feel like they deserve a $20 tip. You know, this waitress has done a good job. I feel comfortable, like, consuming their product and buying their digital shit. And so I did. And I feel good about it because, man, my character's got a Mohawk. Got some green face paint.

I got a shiny space suit. Nobody else got the shiny one. Everybody else is like orange, blue, red. No. I'm like shiny. So I wouldn't make character to be as sexy as possible. Will the $20 help me get there? Yes.

I don't think there's. any goon credits that you can acquire, but I made my character look like Furiosa. In Shark Town Shark Tank, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I also I'm going to have to say no. Black stuff on my head. Like, remember when Furiosa rubs the like grease

on her forehead? Just like war paint. I got that going on now. It was like the gayest right now. All she's wearing is a hat and a thong. Fuck yeah. How about this as an idea I had also? Which is, a store

where shoplifting is allowed but there's increased security and if you're caught you are legally forced to pay five times the retail price

I hear me you can break in and you can steal anything you please but if you get caught okay Taylor I don't like it I don't like it instead I think if you're caught

you should enter some sort of squid games like competition for your life. Even better. Even better. Yeah. They are forced into playing fucking mahjong so they don't get executed. I don't know how to play Go.

Oh, good guys. Oh, that was the funniest part watching a bunch of shitty homeless teammates. That was the funniest part of watching fucking Squid game where they're like aw, it's like some old lady and they're like, oh, so

do you know how to play ching chong bing bing bing bong and she's like oh yes we play ching ching chong bing bing bong and then they're like all right we put her in charge of ching ching chong bing bing bong and then the rest of us try to try to not get cured when we don't hit the puck through the hole i don't know what the american you know so first all they're making an american version i'm pumped for that uh i hope they don't ruin it they alluded to it at the end pig games and it's fat people pig games and it's fat people that's pretty good yeah you see it's uh it's kate lanchette who's gonna be like the she was the one out in the street playing that yeah that weird i know her name with them yeah love her galadriel galadriel just still

looking pretty well preserved like that was 30 fucking years ago and she's still looking pretty damn good the rest of them not so much although ian mccallin like he topped out he was wearing old people make up back then and he's it's it's helped like the his age over the year yeah you can't you can't rip on him he's very very old you know he he's gonna look old yeah yeah um but but yeah i'm looking forward to the american version i'm curious about what the childhood games will be like are they going to play fucking uh um like hop scotch or uh oh yeah double o seven on nintendo this is a speakable person he had choose it Oh, the job.

No, he cannot be hit by a headshot. Like, what's it going to be? Like, that's what our childhood games amounted to. As far as, like, the playground, we didn't have any games. I mean, we played football. We played basketball. We played sports. But we didn't have any, like, inside, like, pick-rock scissors.

We didn't, like, throw... We didn't have any game. That gay-ass game that apparently Koreans love, where you throw a piece of paper down, you're trying to flip it. over. Yeah, we have anything like that. Oh, paper football, dude. We're guessing what the American version of Squid Games is going to have for the games. And I'm guessing some paper football is going to have to be there because we have so few kids games that are even approaching what they do. Do kids play that anymore? Because I remember paper football being a big part of lunch. It was a big part

and when I, even when like at work, like in rainy days, like me and my buddy Ken, like from my desk to his desk, like we kept scoring shit. You know, we played that all the time. But like, like, other than video games and sports we didn't really have any like we didn't play jacks or marbles or oh we did play that game where you slide a quarter across the table and whoever's closest to the edge gets the quarters oh but we played it slightly differently so so imagine this you're on a table I slide the quarter towards your side without going off but I go short you know you do this thing where you like run it along the edge to see if it moves and then you get to push it so like if I get it really close to your side

you have such a long drive you're unlikely to get it to my edge so over time it works towards someone's side of the table and then we declare a winner if it goes off the side. We would toss the quarters at the wall and whoever was closest to the wall without touching gets to keep the quarters

and so I'd show up to school like $8 for the quarters or something shit my pockets are bulging and we'd play that all class like let's have a blast it's so fun what else oh we also did that thing I don't know you'll do this like paper origami

it's like pick a number and then you're like one two Oh yeah That was like a girl thing Yeah well The girls would make it But everyone would like play it

Boys would They didn't let us play Oh really No that was so they could find out Who they were gonna like marry or whatever That was like a South Park Actually ripped on Like did a parody of this

Where like the girls make one of those And the boys believe that it's a A prognostication device Like it can see the future You ask it questions and it gives you answers. And so they send butters in to a girl's sleepover dressed as a girl. Well, I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with these fellas.

I think the girls in my school made it, like, as a device to help them be more social. Like, oh, Taylor, choose a number. And then they'd be able to interact with people with this device. Yeah, I remember that. I think everyone who came up in the 90s or early 2000s remembers the girls do in the Taylor, are there any stakes that would get you to get into a squid game type competition?

Oh, man. Replace every dollar with a deported foreigner. There's just a big ball. Please are fighting for all of us. 99% of the people die. There's no stakes in which I would accept 99%. There's literally no stakes.

There's literally no stakes. because it's going to be me fucking getting dominated in jacks and then I get shot in the head by some guy with an MP5 that's how it's actually going to go so no I'm not going to play well no no no if you remember

like in the first season the first half of the first season the main character whose name escapes me fucking jong or whatever like they all vote to quit and they vote to quit when there's like dozens of them or something left like at any point

even after the first round you can all vote and if the majority say take the money and go you take the money and go No, they never voted to quit. That was the big driving force. It was the big driving force. I was meaning the majority never voted to quit.

Well, that's because it's a narrative. We're talking about real life. We're going to be a real squid game. Real life, you might be able to get more. 500 Americans are about to jump into this game. And at stake is one illegal, every time you progress, there's a total pool of 10 million illegals to be deported. Well, what about the rest?

Every round, they say to you, ah, now we're up to a quarter million illegals. And on a jumbotron, they show you a bunch of sad brown people. They've got them rounded up, like, in a camp. And they're ready to be deported? Right. Yeah, you've secured this many. They will be deported.

Now, do you want to step away from a quarter million instantly deported illegals? And these are some bad hombres. Look at them, crying children a lot. Or you can press the red button. next round we'll go on to one million illegals deported and we'll let you pick the state of your choice that we focus our efforts in no they're all rounded up already never mind next round

what state would you pick would your own or some state you hate uh no i wouldn't it's a magic wand that just gets them out i wanted to to help raise wages so that would be i mean i would you could you could hit up you can grab california in New York? I feel like I really help them out. They would change their ways. I think I would just like bed against like strawberry futures and then take all of the pickers from Southern California and just break in the cash.

That's a Republican thing. That's genius. See, you're so much more cynical than me. We can have our cake and eat it too. See, the Nazis didn't want to exterminate the Jews table. They used them for slave labor for years and years. They worked them to the bones. they were also fools because can you imagine a less useful workforce than a bunch of Jews

like physical shit just constant complete somehow that's worse than what I suggested I don't think it is they don't want to I would have you ever met a Jewish contractor

they're no they're doing scientists and scientists tradesmen lawyers news media they they they find they're way around. They're successful, smart people, business owners, but

they're not the ones doing the mishmash. They're not going to set in the plumbing. They're not good at breaking rocks, which is why I've always questioned the, they built the pyramids. They didn't build the pyramids. No one suggests. Whoa, chief anti-Semite, Kyle Myers

here right now. You're stealing that from them? You're stealing that from them? They don't claim it. The only people who claim that the Jews built the pyramids is like Sunday school teachers you know, it's nonsense that we don't know is the truth about who built the pyramids. It's fine or crassment ship and older stone than a lot of the lesser works there. That shit predates what we call Egyptians.

That's some old-ass shit. Yeah, that's true. And it definitely wasn't slave labor. There are records and evidence of how those people, of how that skilled labor was fed, how their wages were paid, how much, like, bran and beer they got per day, like, Like, they were well-paid, skilled laborers. You don't build that with a slave labor force. Skilled Egyptian laborers built it, according to chat, GBT.

But now we don't even know. Depends what you call on the, what kind of an Egyptian are you? Because like. Okay, scary, dude. Yeah, because I think that, like, the time between King Tut and the construction of the great pyramid that's accepted by Egyptologists, which most people don't believe that anymore, is greater than the time between, like, us and, and, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, and, uh, and, and, uh, and, and, uh, and, and, uh, I think we've got a little bit, maybe, of a stolen valor situation regarding the pyramids and modern Egypt where they're, like, hey,

well, these are ours. I'm a trans, uh, what, what they're, I'm a, I'm a turf on this. So I'm the turf version of this, because while I don't believe, you're a perth, a pyramid exclusion radical Fucker Fuck Like like I liked it when he said He was trans

When I When I do believe When I do believe That it was like An older group of people That don't tie directly To like modern ethnic Egyptians

That built the great pyramid I don't say that too much And I want to stand with the Egyptians Because black Africans Like to pretend Like they were The pharaoh Who are you to say

That we do not believe we was that is the reason that in sub-saharan africa a two-story building has never been built because we used all of our skill points to build the pyramid it's like we was we was we was we was romans and shit i've seen that and it makes me sad you know who my shopper what my shopper's name was the other day brought me my fucking carrots and like augustus wait wait oh it's a it's a rip off of a roman name i'll go ahead and throw that out there and it was a woman. So that really narrows it down. But it really doesn't because there's a bunch

of retarded shit. You got to think of Roman female names. That's not a Roman name. It is to me. She was Greek, Woody. I actually do that, but I had no other name was Lechonda. Lechonda Lechond Leopatra the third. I knew she was Greek because I watched that fucking Roman

TV show last year. So her name, her name was La Cree. and she spelled that shit phonetically La Crecha It was I read it eight times before I understood What she was going for

And I'll never understand how black people It's Spanish for the creature No not La Crecha La Crescia It was a huge Thing for her to get promoted to the pyramids Because before that she worked at the DMV Sorry

You do not have the appropriate document that's what they always like scare people with whenever someone wants government to run a thing they're like you've been to the DMV and I'm like I can't argue against that point I don't want my I don't want anything in my life to ever be as bad as the DMV and the DMV is is is government at work and it's it's such a necessary service and there's no reason for it to be a hell hell hole of despair but it usually is the one The last one I went to was very modern. It looked brand new. Lots of natural lighting. Lots of like open windows, very bright, ventilated, nice AC, good chairs. But still, there was an aura of like sadness in there. Like some slave children had been massacred or something.

There's an aura of profound inefficiency that you can't quite nail that. And you're always afraid when you go up there that you don't have like eight different. types of a fucking ID. It's like, all right, I got my birth certificate, my social security guard, I got a power bill. I've got my drivers, my old driver's license, which isn't good anymore. Every good DMV lady I've ever

approached, I've like given her my pile of paperwork. And then she picks like two things out and is like, that's all you need sweetheart. And it's like, all right, well, what the fuck did you guys like put a million signs up? Because

and fair enough to them. Because they're dealing with the dumbest of dumb people all day because everyone in America needs these because I know I love to put the pile in front right and she's like you don't have a receipt and I'm like but the title has like the price and what then she's like I'm like are you sure and she gives me one of these okay dumb question did you do this a thousand times a day every We have it more annoying in Missouri Because I think we're the only state in the country Where when you buy a car

You don't pay sales tax at the time You have to After you buy the car If you buy out of state you don't need as well Oh Is that an out of state thing? Because I have to After I bought my car

I had to go to the DMV and pay my sales tax To the government directly I think that's normal when you buy used I'm sorry, when you buy from another person like if I buy a car from you you don't collect my sales tax you get the nine grand

and then at the DMV when I say I paid nine grand from this they assess the sales tax there to give me my registration that would make sense but I bought this from a dealership you pay you pay if I buy a North Carolina

sales tax if I buy a North Carolina truck of course I don't have to pay North Carolina taxes I get registered in Georgia and I pay those taxes so that's how that works that makes sense too

yeah no I went Taylor City bought it from a dealer, I was surprised. Yeah, North Carolina dealer would handle the tails sales tax. I think it's just a Missouri holdout of some poor shit. Because that seems to be what every law is. Well, what do they call that fucking $800 extra? They charge you at the end then if it ain't tax tag and title.

Oh, I didn't get charged an extra $800. It's called the fuck you. Oh, they... For the tax tag. Because I had to go to the fucking tax office and pay the tax there. They have the statute framed on the wall that says they're legally

required to charge me $600 to like interact with the DMV on my behalf and you can't negotiate it away of course you can negotiate like well then just lower the bike by 600 and I'll pay the 600 here but yeah they they act like their hands

are absolutely tied and they have to collect this 6% wait and how can you learn in the middle and upper middle class just get squeezed forever like this I don't think so it's kind of what you just said there because I've been on the obviously I've sold a ton of cars and had that be the major objection. Like, they agreed to the price of the car. They agreed to the payments. They like

their interest rate they're getting through wells or whoever. But they don't like that fucking $500 worth of perma play and that $600 worth of tax tag. I don't remember what ours were. I think our tax tag and title was maybe $3 or $400. And then we had the perma plate, which was the paint coating bullshit. And it was $5.50 or $600. But all I do is go up there and say, hey, make it $1,000. Make it $20,000. Make it a million. And like, he's just typing. You know, like this is, that's official this document that i'm going back is it's just some shit on a piece of paper it don't think official i mean if you sign it'll be official don't get me wrong it works that way but not the other i don't trust the government at all and that has been reinforced by having some municipal inspectors

coming out to my house regularly which i have a fucking electrician coming out or an electric inspector i do want to hear more i always thought the people that enforce the code were my friends. They're my advocate working against the contractor who would do worse work if he could get away with it. So tell me why you don't feel that way.

That's what I imagined they would be for me, like finally a guy in my corner to come over here and be like, that's not right, that's not right, fix that, straighten that up, tighten this. And every single time,

because I've had a half dozen inspectors come out at this point, every single time they come in the last guy that came in had dirty teeth what do you mean by dirty teeth hang on I we got to analyze this

were there were there things in his teeth was there food in there or were they just yellow decayed the bottom of his front lower teeth were all rotted out and shitty were they cussie or were they decayed they were decaying okay he's tobacco guy

because it was dark bad teeth maybe bad teeth guy I thought do you be more professional let this guy in and he's like hey i'm here to inspect the egress window and the um the bedroom framing specifically the bedroom framing not the whole framing and i was like all right come on in he comes in and he spends 15 seconds walking down there and looking around and being like looks good and i wanted to be like do you want to be like do you want to look closer? Do you want to spend any more time on this? Like, do you want to make sure that this is correct? Do you want to make sure this is good before you just take a half glance at a big area

that's being refinished and say it's okay? And he just left. He just went back up there. He was like, it's all good, you know, thumbs up. And then he left. So anyone could have done that work. You didn't need those lazy professionals you found. Well, I don't know how to saw into a foundation. So YouTube will teach you anything you want to know. Yeah, I'm going to do that as my first foray into sawing into a foundation on my house. Do you ever look at a work crew sawing into foundation and think, wow, those geniuses out there, how do they do it? I could never.

I mean, I've looked at plumbers and electricians doing things that I don't know how to do and been like, I'm glad they're here. I've had the plumber inspector be quick and he's like that looks good and I was like oh cool can you tell me what you were looking for and then he starts pointing at this or that and doing the job if you have more inspectors

maybe copy that Woody is an expert resource on this stuff do we want to know what were you looking for yes because the contractor will fix it for free and he'll bring it up to code and the code is there to protect you

from shoddy contractors not Taylor though this guy's just walking in and being like Taylor had some confidence in his contractors in the first place but you know they seemed fine but like I did get a little curious when a con or the inspector came by

and he looked at everything and he inspected the plumbing via his glance or this is a different contractor he actually did a little more or a different inspector rather he looked and did a little more and when he left yeah he had he had dowsing rods to look for loot in my home he came by and after that guy left

I got a message from my plumber that was like did Jerry come out and I was like no some guy named Alan came out and inspected and they were like oh okay usually it's cherry was everything okay and I was like

yeah Alan said everything was fine you checked it out you should have fucked with him like he says you guys really must not know what you're doing here like he thinks you're gay He says that And I quote Faggots

installed there That would be funny if you had that relationship with it No but even my My contractor has Fucking dirty teeth also You're really judging on the dirty teeth thing He's from Missouri Are you gonna find people with clean teeth

You gotta find the nice teeth people You know what I don't like And this isn't for handy For contractors this doesn't apply But for literally everyone else in life dirty fingernails i see you got dirty fingernails i don't want anything to do with you like and i don't mean again if you're a craftsman if you're if you're if you're literally um a masonry guy you know like like your your job is to work in mud all day no problem but if you got dirty fingernails as

like a shopkeeper working behind a desk kind of guy that's a nasty disgusting diabolical shit true i remember my mom always told me the story growing up about going on a first state with a guy. They got like a mile from the house and she noticed his hand on the wheel. He had dirty fingernails. Turn around and take me home. What do you think? What was she thinking about him

doing to make her 30 feeters? What was your mom envisioning those what was she picturing him doing to her? I mean, this is a yeast infection in the making. She probably didn't want to be touched by dirty fingers. Dude, he was going to grab your mom like a fucking bowling ball.

Yikes. How dare you? How dare you, Taylor? Talk about Mrs. Myers that way. He was going to toss her down the lane, mother market. Oh, my God. Do not refer to my mother as a gutter ball. Okay? That is not. I don't want to hear it. His mom is a strike, Taylor. Just because that happened behind a gas station, don't call her a 7-Eleven split. It's not fun. It's not funny.

It's not funny She knew it was up No but I always took that to heart I see you got dirty fingernails And you don't have an excuse for that You're just a dirty human being Who doesn't manicure themselves To the smallest extent

It doesn't take much You don't even need that little scrub brush We always had that scrub brush in shop class We'd all go into our nails Like no 17 year old boy Wants to have dirty fucking fingernails Like we weren't stupid My nails are too short to be dirty

I clicked them six times during the show Yeah that's is so Kyle couldn't hear him anymore. That says more about like, more of an, you know, an anal thing. I'm not the only one listening. He said, click. He didn't hear silence. That's perfect. I keep mine fairly short, but, but definitely not as driven by an illness as yours are short. check true yeah that's that's not like you're right I got plenty of like a like everybody

says they're OCD I've got plenty of like compulsive things I do or things I do in a certain way because it feels weird to do it the other way or maybe it just feels bad to do it the other way it's like I saw the there should be a shared experience as subreddit for just things that we all do but but like and when you see someone else

talk about you're like yeah I do that too I saw on the other day they've got like a TV remote control like standard one and it shows the diagram of someone moving their thumb across every button across like doing the like maze of them and I'm like yeah constantly all the time yeah it's not the act of cutting them that I enjoy I just don't like having long fingernails well even short ones I don't like having tangible fingernails you have them you want all of that's what he's like transhuman thing is like get rid of these damned nails

I don't like them well we've been all right let's be God for a minute and lend control the evolutionary. Let's redesign the human body a little bit. Do we get rid of the nails? Because now we can't open things. We can't peel like the stuff off of our new monitor. Like there's lots. We don't get rid of them.

We can't scratch and itch quite nearly as well. It's easier to increase the usefulness of the nails. You want to scare you. You want to decrease the nails. Yeah. Something that can be like if I get an Amazon package. Retractable. Yeah.

Yes. Retractable. I get an Amazon package. I can just go shing. And then you might to do a cut right through. I might drop my leatherman if I had retractable claws. That would be pretty sick. Get a little coke nail.

It just extends out right back in, right back in. And pulling it back in gets you slightly high too. Yeah. There's a little more cut. Okay, retractable nails. Put that on the list. We're doing that. I need the pussy to slide up a little bit.

How do you think about a blowhole? Do you remember the first time you like reach down to touch a pussy in high school? and it was so much lower than you thought. Let's move that pussy up. Move it up. I think I was going for a urether or something. I don't know. Can I throw this out there?

Dude, if there was a nuclear bomb in a woman's asshole, the pussy would be in danger zone. And so let's move it away. I hope that the belly button is the new. So here's why the belly button makes a perfect pussy. You've already got something there. You just make it in the front. Yeah, right in the front.

And now you're going to be like, and then the baby comes right out of there. Like, you know, it just falls out a lot of sense. It falls out like a vending machine. Well, it makes C-sections a little scarier, but, but definitely bring it forward. Okay, maybe not the belly button. Maybe we don't bring it to the belly button. That's going to make swim season weird. So, so let's, let's just move it like an inch and a half.

Give me two. Yeah. Okay. I shouldn't be able to put, I shouldn't be able to put a middle finger in their butt hole. and a thumb in the pussy like a six-pack. Like, that's too close. While we're redesigning the female vagina, can we also make it like,

not nearly so deep? Can we make it like, like two inches deep? You know. In the pussy? No, it's not. I don't know about you, but I'm saying, they're unfathomably deep.

There's no possible. It's like I'm in, in the descent. Yeah. I feel like I'm at the beginning of a spalunk. Like I'm way up at the top of the chasm and there's so much endless space. You're like the hiding place for Saddam Hussein statue. Yeah, way down in there.

Let's make them a little more shallow so that we can all, you know, because what are you doing with all that extra space anyway? So true. Yeah, put that on the list. Put that on the list. Shallower pussies. Do we want retract to the toenails? All right.

Are we keeping the toenails or are those also retractions? Women don't get any nails. I said we keep the toenails alone Leave them there alone Because I'm not in the feet But I think that like painted toenails Like look nicer than just nothing Like if you've ever seen someone who's lost their toenail

Like it got smashed off Or I know some like ballet dancers have them surgically like Remove because it's in the whole thing And maybe Maybe some sort of martial art I've seen where like they've lost their toes To toenails In any case like people have them removed And it's a bad look

It looks like a weird like penis on your foot So So are we letting people keep the toenails, you know, or yes or no? If they're good toenails, yes. That's not how this works. It's not a magic. Okay, then no toenails, no toenails at all. Are those retractable or just little dicks on our feet?

Only men get the retractable. This is a sexual dimorphism thing. Women do not get the cool retractable. What can we do with our toes or retractable toe balls? We can run barefoot in the dirt more effectively. We got grip. yeah that's why i don't that's why i don't trim my or you could slash someone like uh like an ostrich

i i i'm i've seen that in mbma where people get like fucked up from toenails like it'll like they'll be cut open i can imagine they're guys who use their toes like like imagine the mentality of like yeah i'm gonna kick you with the tips in my toes because i want to hurt you i don't care if i break my toes i want to hurt you i would i would never kick with my toes i would always kick with the ball of my foot i'd charge them all to points. Dude, I would, I would kick with my toes all day, because as of now, both of my big toes have the thickest nails. I've, I have to put a little oomfinit to click it,

to trim it. It's hard. Garden shears, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I used to use that. My, my dad had like crazy toenails and, and he wasn't flexible enough to like really get after him. So mom would be working on his toenails with a with a dremel she'd be down there and the room would stink like burnt hair she's got goggles on what am I going to do if I can't service

my own nails every day maybe it's going to maintain my flexibility right maybe I'm playing the long game you are you're going to stay healthy long term Kyle and I are going to be there with a fucking drummel people they work sideways yeah they're long it's like a selfie stick for your your fucking toes like those grabbers my grandpa uh my farmer grandpa when I was a young kid I remember because

when we when we would open Christmas presents he wouldn't have socks or shoes on he'd be sitting there like on the couch watching and I remember like opening Christmas presents and looking over and seeing the sheer thickness of his toenails and being like what's happened here. What is the what is the impetus of this sort of growth? Because it was so thick that like I don't think you could put the little tiny opening of a clipper on them. Like it was just it was just a bramble of a toenail. And it always stuck with me where I was like,

he really, he really did need a farrier. He needed someone. He would stand there with his hand. on like an ottoman and then put his foot up behind him and they would hold his foot between their legs and snip as he as he neighed and whinnied thick toe nails are most often caused by fungal infections yeah trauma like stubbing your tow or wearing tight shoes or the natural aging process hmm i think i think it was probably all four coming into play there and creating a mega nails yeah yeah because he was not protecting his nails throughout

his farming life. I don't think you thought of them all. So we redesigned the toe now. They're retractable now, but only for men. And we've moved the vagina forward. You got to retractable. You're sure we all agree. Most boobs way too big. Let's move on. No, most boobs should be. No, now boobs are inflatable. The girl decides how large they are. When she's asleep, they're enormous. And she has no control over that. And then during the day, she is able to retract them as needed for athletics or just comfort. Um, this is genius. I can sign on for this. Yeah. I like this. And they should be, and they shouldn't be able to wake up when you play with their big sleepy tits. Well, I can help you with that. Uh, you, we'll talk. did just literally two nights ago i was sleeping next to my girlfriend and i was watching in my bedroom tv watching uh clarkson's farm i think or top gear which by the way i don't think this is

supposed to be allowed but on only one of my TVs i found a top gear all day channel and it's just playing that from now on which is a great show but she was sleeping topless and i like looked over and I saw her big tit and I kind of like bounced her titty while she was sleeping and I wasn't and it woke her up a little bit where she was like um and I was like just go back to bed and so I played with the tities a little bit you're having a dream you're being molested go back to sleep you're having a sexual assault you didn't have consent for that no it's for it's foregone consent she wants she wants that standing consent is a thing Ah, man, I hope things always go well for you guys.

Or she's going to have this recording here. Fuck. You know, when it goes real bad, they take your suits. They take everything. I do this. I've got to the right of me right now. Usually my office is nice and open. I've got fucking 60 hangers with suits and shirts and all sorts of things right here.

Because the other week, the plumber came up and he was like, hey, I need access to this pipe. I can either go in through your master closet or through your master bath. And I was like, what would be easier and create a smaller hole? And he was like, the master closet access would be easier. So I was like, okay. And so I had to pull half, two thirds of my master closet out. and now it's just sitting on my floor right here and I have to wait to put this back

until these fucking retards finally finish the job that I paid them for months ago. Who's doing the drywall work? It's the same contractor who did the framing and everything. Yeah, and he's been a plumber a while ago, or an electrician, he cuts all this access, he screws it back in just like it was all. And now it's like a puzzle.

But you don't want your wall to look like a puzzle with all those seams. And he left for me to fix it. And I think what would be an easy job for a drywall person was a hard job for me. It took code after code after sanding. I sand it. I sand it too far. I have to put another coat on, repeat that process. I was not good at it.

It turned out well, but it was hard for me. And I really wish he had a guy or was the guy who put it back. right oh yeah i've got all the supplies to like reapply that drywall and everything but i know i'm going to do exactly what you did which is like over mound that like putty and shit on the side through that weird it's like a weird screen you have to put over yeah then you sand down and everything and i just don't want it to be lumpy and shitty yeah and then you over sand and then you have to reply the mound. You'll do that a few times.

Bigger sander will help with that. Like if you're, you know, the longer the sander is. I have a tiny sander. I don't think of it. Because with a tiny sander, if you imagine going back and forth like this, you create a hole. But with a big sander, like the ends of it will be on the,

the finished pieces of the drywall bit. So it's right. The left side and the right side are right. You got a high point in the middle. And by going like this, you eventually wait and so you start. Yeah. I had the right. It was like four inches by eight inches.

it was the right thing but you sand and now you've touched like the drywall paper which you can't just paint like if you sand and get in the mud everything's fine it paints well but if you get to the paper well now you have to put mud over it and sand and this time don't get to the paper but you do they are a few of those that's what cars are like it's most of my experiences is doing cars like doing fixing a den on a car with bondo and then getting it all sanded right and then putting a coat of primer on and being like, nope, didn't get it.

And then just sand prime repeat, sand prime repeat until it's perfect. And then you might shoot. Then you put water. And then you put water on it so it's shining. Nope, still didn't get it actually. Yeah.

Yeah. So the side you can see, I did a pretty good job. I don't think you could tell anything was there. There was also work to be done behind the washer and dryer. That was good enough. Who cares? Dude,

I feel like every time I talk to one of the many contractors coming in and out of my house every week, I feel like they are giving me a little bit of quiet resentment. Like I feel like if I were to show up to someone's house and I were trying to sell, yes, I say, hey, if you need anything, let me know. Hey, you need to, I've brought stuff down there before. Like I've been like, hey, do you need a water? Do you ever buy them a pizza? No, they can afford a fucking million pizzas with the cost they're charging. And so I'm not buying them a fucking pizza.

And actually, that would be a good excuse for me to have a little bit of pizza. So maybe I will. But you guys are some pizza, but you guys all like it exactly the way I do, right? No. You guys don't like anchovies and onion? I try to be social with my contract. No sauce. I try to be nice one too.

Oblenglis. dude i'm i'm i'm i'm in the dark with that because every single motherfucker has been white so far yeah i bet i'd single espagnol has how that worked out huh what do you mean i just feel like maybe there was some uh some Hispanic gentlemen would have come in there lickety split undlele you know but you pick those whiteies you got a couple crackers in there and all they know how to do is burn time and spend money eat cheese yeah eat cheese yeah a bunch of fucking crackers in there just just cracking out. That might be it. I don't know. Because, like, he communicates entirely via text. Much a, much of life. Even in the same, like, house. Like, he's downstairs. He's been,

I thought he was downstairs once and he texted me like, is this okay? And I wanted to be like, I'm, and I just like went down there and checked it out. And it was, he wasn't there. It was just some other people. And so he was texting on their behalf. But yeah, it's, it's, is, one five foot six white guy who's got some some some teeth that i consider myself funding a replacement of and then other than that it's like a bunch of other white guys who don't seem very friendly most of the time they're all going to look like they show up m a fighter they tell me they're like hey we're we're going to be there at uh 740 tomorrow morning And I'm like, all right, I will be ready to open the door for you.

Like, just come by whenever. It doesn't matter. And so I'll be in here working on something. And then I'll hear a knock. And then it's 9.50. And then they show up and they work for a few hours. And then they leave. And they don't even say goodbye when they leave.

They don't even say goodbye, Kyle. You should have gotten Mexican. I would prefer that. I prefer Hispanic help. They are, they're a happy group of people. No, you know, I think the fact that I only understand like every fourth word makes me fill in the blanks with like more positive, like joyful, like kind stuff. Like he likes me. You know, I don't know what he's saying, but I just got to get a vibe. Did I send you that meme that was like a Mexican when he doesn't know anything you just said? And it's just the I robot guy being like, they do. They do. They're friendly. And they're good. I love them. Love the Mexicans. Great. people. I like the Mexicans. We had Mexican guys do our gutters when we did the roof. And I asked for an upgrade that I fully intended to pay for. Basically, the gutter drained in this little cement thing and it went like two feet from the house. But that wasn't nice because we had pavers and the water would go back towards the house. I'm like, can we do this underground and have it come out here like 12 feet away? But you're going to have to pull the pavers up, dig a trench, put the thing down, et cetera, et cetera.

he's like yeah we can do that and then he didn't charge me for it I'm like did I rob you or or maybe he just robbed me enough on the old other job that he's like I'll throw that in there's sucker but well good for him that's a that's a good contractor as long as again you didn't get destroyed on whatever he did beforehand don't know what's customary for gutter work but I it was good this wasn't for your bathroom work no there's unrelated we had the root replaced and then sometimes when you get the roof replaced instead of putting your dirty old gutters back up you put new ones on why would why would you need roof because your house was new built right no no no our house pretty old oh i thought you built that for some reason it's a slave manner that that's what sweetly don't undermine it it's a sick house i like it it might have been it was you ever lived in a house where you could walk to the front yard and it's not raining and then walk to the back yard and it is. It happened to get a few weeks ago.

When they showed Woody sent that video and I was like, damn, what a king. I'm sorry, Kyle. You got cut off. It was an old slave matter. It dates back to antebellum times. There's a whipping post. There's slave quarters. They give tours.

That would be the funniest possible thing is if it was a slave manner and Woody had to go out there because of some state requirement was like, yeah, this is where we fucking shacked him. Remember? We had my friend Dan on the show

like 141 or something a long time ago. He told us the story every how he and his wife got divorced. They bought a home together before the divorce and there were dead slaves in the yard. Like tombstones. Not very good ones, but just little marked tombstones. There was

a makeshift slave cemetery in the backyard. How does that work? Does he own the skeletons now or does he have to turn him over? I imagine his wife. I've got the skeletons in the doors. Ah, that's how they are. They say, Jones and all.

I want my slave female loans. Can you imagine that in the documents. All right, you get the house. You get the BMW. Looks like there's a trust here that's going entirely to you, the beach home. Mr. Jones' entire wardrobe, it seems, was listed here. I don't know how he got back into this one.

And also some Negro skulls, eight Negro skulls. Is that correct? Yes, yes, yes. Actually, nine Negro skulls. Don't let him shortchange me on my skulls. And it also seems like you're entitled to Chuckie Jackson's teeth? Is that, is that right? My bet is you want to keep them off the record. They were off. It wasn't like there was an officially, like official cemetery. You could just see all the heads. I don't want to do anything illegal. I wouldn't want to do anything illegal if I, because I remember one time we found an Indian like burial thing. And, and I was. I was like, yeah, we should leave that alone. You know, like, we should be respectful of that.

However, and I was also, like, it might be against a lot of fuck with that. Let's not fuck with that. But, but, like, if it were legal and I, you know, bought some land and there were some skulls and skeletons on there, I kind of want to get one and, like, put it on my desk. I'd love to have a human skull. Like, and, like, I don't want to disrespect anybody. Like, especially if it was, like, a donated skull. If I could get that, let's just like, like, like, a human skull all polished up, like, sitting over there.

be fucking cool. I didn't even think about digging it up and using it as desk decoration. What's wrong with me? I mean, I'm weird, right? Sometimes, but like you rarely see in real life someone's got like a human skull. I would, well, outside

a half a dozen of them. We could all have them. A human skull would be off-putting. I wouldn't want that in my home. Let me see if it's legal. Let's chat, GPT. That's always a lark. No, I bet it's legal as long as it can i legally obtain a human skull in the usa it's thinking yes but with important

caveats and many u.s. states it's legal to own a human skull or human bones but whether you can legally obtain one okay oh dude how is the exact same thing as i have a human skull legally in the USA well laws very significantly Kyle in most states at least 47 it is fully legal to purchase own cell and transport human skulls and remains as long as they were obtained ethically and legally the restricted states it gave me dealers where you cannot ship human remains into and out of these states are Georgia Tennessee Louisiana, Minnesota. So you're in the red zone.

I have. If there's a slave buried in my backyard that no one knew about, could I keep the bones? And it's like, no. Human remains always trigger a legal process. Stop digging immediately. I don't know. It goes on and on.

But basically, it says that you can't mess with them. But what they don't know. Found it. Here's a human skull for sale. I know. All right, guess how much it costs? 1,200. Wait, for, what is, what is, what are you getting for the cost?

Okay, it is a human skull. The teeth look mostly gone, but it's for realsies, like the jawbone. It's a human skull, the whole thing. Is there a backstory? Your smile made me through. No. Well, hold on. Is there a backstory to the skull?

No backstory. I'm going to say $210. $1,250. Woody comes in, $250 under prices, right? rules still work and just I mean he's going to the major showcase after this one I that's great and I'm glad I didn't guess on it been in that wheel yeah yeah I think I got a link here maybe but I think I copied it but what you should know Kyle is that no federal law prohibits private individuals from owning buying or selling non-native American human

remain non-native American so they get special privilege they needed it Taylor we were we were we were cutting chunks off of them and selling them I thought they were cutting chunks off of of us and like wearing them as braids yeah but we won and i would like to believe that if the native americans had won they would have also eventually made a law has there ever been has there ever on earth been a more magnanimous conquering society than europeans in the u.s towards native americans do you hear anything about the chinese being like oh we want to pay respect to the other chinese that we fuck are the the Koreans like paying respect to all the Japanese, Chinese, Indonesians.

Is there anything close to that or the Japanese paying it or the Germans or the fucking, the Congolese being like the place of a previous tribal leader? I'm writing shotgun with you on this, except for one little caveat. Like we did those people were warlike savages and cannibals and we came here and we just did more war with them and we won the war. That's how I see that whole thing. However, after the wars were finished, we signed treaties and agreements with them. them that went all the way up to the president of the United States. These were official documents that we then reneged on. And you know what I hate more than anything.

It's someone who goes back on an Indian giver. And so when you do that, Pussy. It's a better joke to double it to go Indian giver. It's a better joke. It's harder and it's still like a better joke for me to tell you to fucking say it, Pussy. What is someone who renegs?

Or no, in your, your name, you're a reneger. You say, reneg. Well, when you're reneger. It's reneg. Yes. Well, it's not. We've looked it up. Google Back has my back. Even if you don't. Grock has my back, too. He seems like your fucking Lord and Savior these days. Everything's grok, rock, rock. So I'm just letting you know right now, we reneged. You tell me a better way that I can tell. What's that video, Taylor? That's that video. Watch that Alexander Obedfman is scored on Tuesdays. Watch that truth video while I explain this point, because we reneged on our deal with them.

And whenever we found out that the land we had given them for their, to live on was more valuable than we thought it was. Whenever petroleum came into a thing, we're like, holy shit, we didn't know oil would be that valuable. They live on the oil. Or whenever we find mineral rights, whether it's uranium back in the day, they, I think they took the black

hills from them over maybe uranium finds, or maybe it was just gold and silver. I'm done caring about any of this Indian shit. I just, I'm wrong. It's Reneg. It's not Reneg. That was what the video was the pronunciation of Reneg. I thought it was Reneg.

You've correct. they don't know so many times that I've looked it up before it happens to me a lot I'll research shit off show it's Renegg I don't really know yeah and Kyle I also think the the structure of your joke was amazing

more than anything else someone who goes back on their word and then you drive it into the Indian thing and I'm like oh my God he dances circles around this I thought it was great I hope other people appreciated it was very but but we did

we went back on our word and I don't like that if we get to make an agree with them and say look in your war someone who doesn't ever go back on their word based on that terminology someone who is that what's happening here? I don't know what he is that what's happening? Someone who

always follows through hang on let me you know what it fucking is hang on oh it's a d i i had to i was like what's the opposite of the prefix re

it's d it's duh nagger oh now you're on the harrow yeah it goes the other way when the prefix becomes duh yeah you have to pronounce it the other way both that's what webster says those are the rules all right well we put our trust in

Webster's. Yeah. That's a little too on the nose, if you know what I mean. That's, that's, that's too close to the sun. My waxy wings. That is not a Spanish word. You're fucking, you're fucking Icarus over there. No, it's not. But, but, but, but, but still, like, like, like, like if you follow the, the logic of the, the pre fix. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. But no, I, that's for the audience. That was more of a syntaxical joke. Yes. For the three English professors, I thought. And no one else. Um, but, but, but, but yeah, Like, that's the only caveat I have about the Native American thing because the most part, like, part, those people were like lawless savages who tortured, raped, enslaved, and murdered each other before we even showed up. And then they did that and more to us.

There was a, when the Native Americans came into this town to talk peace. And with them, they brought some white captives that they had been holding. And the girl had been so badly treated that they just killed all the Indians right there. her face had been burnt off they were every night before the white girl had been so badly treated yeah yeah they had like cut her nose off and like what tribe was that uh it would be either the it i'm not trying to catch you i'm just curious no no no i i could only narrow it down to like three and it would be like the apache or the um um um what's the one whose name means enemy comanche it would be one of those because it was it was the texas um one of those because it was the texas um

ones that would always run away and kidnap people and the ones the Texas Rangers were always fighting so I think it was Comanche but like they showed up they're in a courtroom like having this meeting with like these chiefs and stuff and then the chiefs was like yeah we brought you brought you these girls back and they're like massacred and when the people saw them they were like you're not leaving here alive and just killed them all but the problem was they had even more captives just outside of town so they murdered all of those captives enslaved like people too they would burn their feet every night night whenever they were near enough to like salvation so they couldn't run away while

they were asleep they would like take hot steel and burn the bottoms of their feet so they couldn't run away just all sorts of ritualized torture and rape and enslavement the europeans did that oh no well i mean yeah but that was that was different they were doing it to each other um i don't like that yeah all people are shitty we're the good guys brought civilization they were banging on rocks and then we were like hey yo check out dope-ass civilization well it's not quite that bad but it the the idea that they were like pocahontas living at peace with nature have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon or raped a little girl while she screamed that's that's what they were more about that's what pocahontas would have been

that's probably what pocahontas is actually about away from her pretty face she was like this guy John Smith can't possibly be any worse than cheap chief fucking ass that I'm leaving yeah I don't know I don't know about that story

in particular but but yeah they were awful people most of them and so were we but like the idea that they were like living at peace with nature and these wonderful like they had some sort of utopia or something that is just fucking nonsense yeah they were retarded Stone Age

we like It was literally the same as if you and I played each other in SIV, where I'd be like, you know, this pottery thing is starting to come along. I only need one more turn. And then you show up with cannon galleons and just molest me. Like that's what happened. Well, the smallpox did the kill. And the smallpox killed 90% of the native populations of North and South America, 90%. So when it came time to do that Wild West, Cowboys won the day because we got six-sheater shit.

it helped that 90% of them were gone. Well, that was a happy accident because Europeans had no understanding of germs. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not sure about the stories of smallpox blankets because I'm not sure to what extent they even understood. I've heard that was nonsense. They didn't understand how diseases spread.

Yeah, but I mean, we've talked about it before, but the reason that Europe was plague-making factory. It had all of these filthy cities that did a poor job of separating their drinking water from their sewage water, cholera was rampant. It also had all these ships coming into these concentrated populations. And the thing about plagues, the way you get a plague is you keep feeding the fire and letting it mutate. Normally, like in the societies like they had in North America and South America, they were separated by huge amounts of territory. So if you had something jump over and some flu began in this tribe, it would burn out. There was no way for it

to get more fuel. But when these European cities, they were repopulating at such a rate that it kept ahead of the plagues. They could never burn themselves out. And they also, Europe and Eurasia is where like, I think 10 of the 12 domesticated animals in the whole plant,

there's only like 12 domesticatable animals. And that's if you count honeybees. Oh, stop it. Do you think if you put a bunch of Germans in Zimbabwe, they wouldn't get the zebras in check? Anyway, not going down this racist path again, but because we had all of those domesticated animals and we were living hand in hand with them, it was much easier for the germs to jump from a bird to a cow to us. A lot of the things that we consider plagues don't know they're in people. They think they're in cows, pigs, sheep stuff like that.

Cows and pigs and sheep don't mind things like small, I mean, they mind, but it doesn't kill smallpox doesn't kill cows. really tuberculosis doesn't kill cows it kills us cows can get infected by smallpox tuberculosis in particular i know is a cattle disease that's the one yeah we're like and they notice that dairy farmers milk maids i think they were we're never getting smallpox it's because they were like had mild introductions of it from the cow and that's sort of related to the formation of vaccines i think so so then

That's really cool if it's true. So then our whole population of Europe and Eurasia to some extent are sort of inoculated against diseases like smallpox. Once you get it and you survive, you made it. And I don't know if this is for sure, but I would imagine your children have a better extent, to some extent have a better chance of also having what allowed you to survive from it. But then you throw those diseases that we have been basically breeding and culturing and like pumping up on the steroids of our peasant class for hundreds and hundreds of years

in our European cities. And you throw it into North and South America with a brand new group of people that have never even had a disease like that. They've never had any of it. They haven't, they hadn't domesticated. 90% death rate. And so they were not accustomed to it.

That's really sad. No, it's not. It's fucking awesome. That's why we're here. That's why we're fucking here. That's why we think we needed smallpox to dominate snowing our tribes after them. why their legacy is having

tobacco named after them and fucking trendy cigarettes and shit and not running the greatest empire of the planet's ever known. That's what... Did Kyle mention the poor plumbing in his like... You get me back. America.

What's the strongest that's ever been? The most powerful. We are. The richest, most powerful, most productive, most technologically advanced, most culturally diverse empire that's ever existed in the history. structuring it the way a lot of people nowadays like to do with hindsight being 2020 where they're like they gave them smallpox it's like you're given too much

like germ credit to people who lived in 1500 they had no idea they were like yeah I get sick sometimes because I live around a million cattle you can miss the forest for the trees though because like it was very common to throw plague victims into the city you were besieging with catapults and stuff so they knew that like Like, they thought they were like the stink of a, of a dead sick person was what was getting you sick. Now, that's, we know that's ridiculous. That's methane gas and shit that's coming off. That's rotted meat.

Is it that wrong, though? Because it's kind of close. It's close enough. It's not the stink, but being in close proximity to this dead thing is bad for you. And so just making that connection alone was enough to use the heads of some plague victims as biological warfare. But I just think the systematic addition of like smallpox and cholera to the Native America populations Like you couldn't you couldn't build a machine to make it happen the way it did like it just happened It did just yeah people are intermixing and it just happened well that is nature that's how it goes

Yeah good who knows an alien might show up in Fucking Seattle and Bring some space shit to us well that's the that's the famous book war of the worlds that's what happens the marshes They're so technologically advanced that we can't stand before. That's where the space needle is. That's why I picked it. Which, by the way, the space needle fucking sucks. That thing is tiny. I thought it was going to be gigantic. Well, you're spoiled by your arch, which really is one of the biggest things around. Well, I didn't. I think stupid. Before I went to the space needle for the first time, I didn't know that the arch was the largest man-made. monument in the U.S. I didn't know. And so I just had in my head, I'm like, man, I bet the fucking space needle is probably as big

as the arch and it looks sick. No. Tiddly wink horse shit. That thing sucks. I bet Mount Rushmore is bigger if you include the rest of the mountain. Probably way bigger. If you include the rest of the mountain. And Mount Rushmore is pretty cool.

People always say, oh, it was way littler than I thought. I would love to see Mount Rushmore. I still maintain the coolest thing I've seen. is the lava fields at Mount St. Helens, and I never see, I, I went online to try to get pictures to show you guys, to be like, look at this, the cool thing I saw. But the pictures pale in comparison to what I saw. Now, I don't think I'm misremembering, but I remember vast lava fields that we were climbing over and like volcanic glass, as far as I could see, you know, 30 years after the disaster, and it was still like a wasteland with scrub brush only. It erupted in the late 80s, right?

I'm guessing 86 I know that was the Challenger disaster St. Helens is Washington I believe, right? Yeah, that's where I was when I went. Washington Then there we go. I mean, I was always in Washington.

No, Woody, there's no way to know. I was in that whole area. I was in Washington, Oregon, and Idaho. So like at some point driving amongst those three states, we stopped. And like, it said like not to take anything, but I was loading the truck up with big volcanic rocks. Because like

trust me, they had plenty. I don't know where they went. Like I had sucks. Wait, I'm imagining you having like a giant pumice stone. Yes, that. Exactly. That's awesome. I had chunks of pumice that were bigger than bowling balls and then I had lots of little

ones. I treated it like we had visited the moon and I wanted like, it was like the first time I went to the beach. I came back with all these rotting conch shales and stuff. Like I'd been to another planet. But I had a bunch of them and then they got gone. I don't know where they are. I used to have one of those. It was the size of a human head. There was a hotel in Ocean City

that decorated. It was like the Tahiti Hotel or something and they decorated the little waterfalls with those rocks. And as a teenager, I thought it would be super cool to take the rocks that were like the yard work almost type thing and throw it in the water and watch the rocks float because that's not something I see all the time until I eventually was like, I don't take one of these home

with me. Because I was a low grade thief as a teenage we all were hmm well I know we're at the end what's something you stole as a kid

Taylor what'd you steal uh I when I was I don't know maybe 10 we had to stop at PetSmart

before I went to school one day I believe the story is it was either that or on the way home from school I had to get them

and my mom went in and I stole there was these big display troughs basically of of pet food, pet treats.

And so it was like, and there was one section that was like pet Oreos. And I stole a tennis ball and also a bunch of pet Oreos. And then I gave. Yeah. And so I, and then I tried one of them and it wasn't bad. It was pretty good. And then I gave the rest to friends saying they were Oreos. And they didn't even realize that they weren't real Oreo.

And so it was like a silent victory in my head where I'm like, you fucking idiots. This dog shit that I just stole for you. So as a little kid in kindergarten, I stole a lot. I don't think I understood that stealing was bad. I just think, you know, I had to socialize well. And like everything at our house was, I was mine too. But I remember I stole a kid's slap bracelet. I don't know if you remember those, you like slap in your wrist and it wraps up on you.

I remember I'm in the van with mom slapping that thing And she's like, where did you get that? And like, I don't have a good answer because I'm five And I got in trouble for that And then I stole this kid's hearing aid I guess you must have had it out or something Because I was at lunch and I was I was I was showing some other kids That's so shitty

Yeah, just pretend like it's not And I was at lunch for this other kid And I was pretending like it was a ray gun And I'm going, pew, pew, pew, pew. I'm like holding the little curly part And like the main part and like acting like it's a miniature ray gun like an action figure would have and a teacher walked by and she's like the fuck is that and i'm like my what i know the way of the thing and again i'm fine and i'm not

even trying to lie i'm just like fucking fine now it's this fucking cool thing and i had taken it off the teacher's desk i remember that i just remembered where i'd gotten it from i didn't pop it out the kid's here it was on the it was on the the child side of her desk the teacher was like jerry if you're not i think the battery had died or something hearing it i think the battery had died or had become uncomfortable for the kid and she was holding on to it and it was on her desk like on the child side not on the backside and I scooped it up and I made it mine for a short period of time and then I don't remember stealing anything else for the rest of my childhood because those two experiences I got a talking to about stealing and why it's wrong and how other

people's things or other people's things and I got it but then when I turned 16 and I started paintballing nine volt batteries for nine dollars a piece and I just I just stole all the nine volt batteries that my hopper needed I just did I was seven years old and at the school the cafeteria like they launched was a dollar 35 where you put you dollar to the cash register person and then there was a bowl with the change so you'd put like two quarters in take 15 cents out and that was like how you did you made your own change so I would do this thing where I'd put my hand in the bowl in such a way that like you couldn't really tell what I started with nor what I ended with.

So I put 50 cents in and grab like 65 cents out. He's splashing the pot. Is that what that is? And poker, like there's some shitty things. You know, we're making a communal pot that's being played over. So it's very important that it's clear how much you're betting and adding to that pot. But if you splash the pot

you just threw eight chips into 85 chips. And so you say, you know, it's very rude. Yeah. They were watching me. And I even did it. We watched a little bit. And I was like,

right, they're totally on to me. And I threw in some like honest, you know. Oh, that's how you do it. Count it. No,

in front of everyone. Hey, everyone. They say I'm stealing. Count it. And you've done it right at one time. Then you go back to steal in the next week because they won't get it sideways. Then you lose $400 on your honest.

It wasn't long before. It just got too hot and I stopped doing it entirely. I was like, they're totally on to me. They're watching me like a hawk. I stopped. Yeah, we had, we just typed in, like, our, like, for the last four of our social, like, ba-da-b-b-b-b-pap-p, and, like, that was your, and it's funny, you said $1.35. I'm almost positive.

That's what lunch cost when I went to high school. Wow. Like, I think it was a buck 35 or something like, and like a double lunch was like. That can't be possible because I'm only five years, five school years younger than you. How much? a dollar should be free it was like five dollars oh no it it might have been two dollars and 35 but i'm almost positive it was i think double lunch was 250 like if you wanted like double entree and good lunch like and we had a salad bar that was always like there and then we had like um you know

standard shitty school lunch it was that rectangular pizza and steak nuggets and if we bought lunch it was easily $5 in 2005 to 2009. That has to be a state thing. I feel like your lunch wasn't as school, like state funded as ours was. So we have lottery funding. I don't, that goes directly to education here

and to something called the Hope Scholarship. Basically, if you get A's, you get free college. I think Carolina has something like that. Is that a good investment? Yeah, in Georgia, if you go to in-state school

with the Hope Scholarship, I think you need like an 85 plus average and you get the Hope Scholarship and it pays. Yeah, but if you, why would you give people with AIDS free? Is that how you said? A lot of you said. Never a good investment.

No, no. Aid. Giving them aid, not AIDS. I was like, this doesn't seem like the group that needs to help the most. They're going nowhere. If you get A's like a lot of top grades, you get a scholar.

All right. You get the A's, you can steer clear the AIDS. Exactly, exactly. No, like, yeah, our lunches were probably subsidized. Did you do breakfast? Because we did, like, delicious biscuits every morning in the- No, we had no early food. I remember the biscuits for less than a dollar.

I remember the biscuits being like 75 cents, like for a nice sausage. So when did you eat breakfast? I ate breakfast at home. I didn't, because you had to get there a little bit early because I don't remember the exact time. I don't remember when we had to be at, school anymore because I'm 40 now but like if if school started at eight like you had to be in first period at eight if that's what it was then it seemed like they started serving breakfast

at like seven like you had to get there like awfully early and I always got there at the last minute like we mom got us there with like five minutes to spare every single day it was part of her schedule too so it was just because she had to drive us to school and then double back and go to work because it was it was the whole thing. Anyway, our meals were definitely really cheap. It's one of the reasons I've often wondered why they don't just make it free. I hear people arguing the school lunch should be free, and I agree. It should be free.

But I also think school teachers should be paid a base salary of $80,000 a year, and it should go up depending on their degrees and specializations and tenure. And then there should also be like an independent review board that can take all that away from them. You do that, and you have educators, not people who are just taking the lower. what's common denominator job that they can get with their current qualifications. They got to make sure the kids, those teachers are teaching, are doing well. Like a little bit of evidence-based promotions. Right?

Because if you can get the best kids, you can get the kids with no IEPs, you can get the kids who's parents are all engineers and doctors, and you'd look like you're a great teacher. I've said this before. Can you measure your dentist by how good as patients' teeth are? I take that great dentist put him in West Virginia and most of them only have half their teeth and does he suck now? I don't know, you know.

That's fair. I don't know the right answer. Me neither. To any of the things we've discussed. Not a video. Well, 422. Look at that. Look at us chittin and chatting.

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