Painkiller Already - PKA 779 W/ Jonathan Otto: Urine Therapy

Episode Date: November 22, 2025

P-K-A-779, guest coming. I'm told about a half hour into the show, Taylor. Yep, this episode is brought to you by Red Life, Myredlight.com. Also brought to you by lock and load in our wonderful merch. Talk more about that later. Have you jensper? Are you getting excited for the season? Has the season get you yet?

Well, we had a cold snap like a, we had a cold snap like 10 days ago, like a polar vortex situation, and it snowed in Atlanta. The apocalypse didn't come, but it didn't. flurry it didn't stick but this week it's been kind of like kind of disgustingly warm if that makes sense it's like i got to turn the AC on like yesterday it was like 72 in the house just from you know the outside i'm like well we got to go backwards now we have to let our dogs out 18 times a day i'm glad the weather's nice we're outside so much we have a camp chair out there just waiting there's there's something is uh is jacky still doing the pee pee song

And she slipped a little bit. I told her that that was why this wasn't going better. And she's like, I came up on the PPP. That was the best thing ever. You need to expand it. You need to be like, as with anything, they're addicted to the P.P. song and they need a higher intensity. So I bought you a hula hoop to use while you do it.

No, I do. Because Kyle was like, you know, there's a dance that goes with it. And I'm like, that's brilliant. So I told her there was a dance that goes with it. And she said, I'm already doing a dance with it. You're freestyling the PT dance? Come on. You're not a breaker. Okay, this is, this is serious business. Those guys, this guy's got a freaking. Tell her that she can't wing it. It's like as delicate as bees dancing to where the flowers are. It has to be exact. It has to be fucking exact. Now, are you rotating counterclockwise or clockwise? Because clockwise will just screw up everything that I've been instilling in those dogs. The dogs are getting pretty big. Do you guys want to see them? I bet I could have a dog delivered. I'd like to see a dog.

I like prop. It's always alarming how quickly these things grow. Because I've never had a dog like that at all. It's like it defies physics. How, like, all right, so like in science fiction movies. Like, let's do you use Captain America. They put him in that chamber. They give him the serum.

They zap him with the Viter Rays. And he just turns in to Chris Evans from like geeky five foot nine guy. And you're like, okay, I'll believe that for the sake of the movie. But then you see a puppy, like actually transform over in like a weaker. to like adding 40% to its body size and it's like I think there may be a Captain America

puppy's like sort of serum might be feasible I think it's genetic the way they it is we'll have to cross for you with a with a with a great day okay the poop they make is not like proportionate to the size these guys

poop like great tell me about it but they're only like 30 pounds at this point and I'm just like When they were smaller, when they were like 15 pounds, how did that come out of you? You must be a smaller dog than you were 10 seconds ago. That's half of your belly's volume. Have you ever had one of those shits where it's just an absolute war and you think it's about done? And you've so much has come out.

And you think the battle's won. But it turns out that was just the like the Mordor orc part of the battle. then the Muma Kill come over the horizon and it's like an even bigger elephants I'll get that when I like eat too much popcorn

trying to be like I need to less calorie oh my god this isn't the same dog this isn't the same dog like those who are audio only like click on and get a look at Woody's dog

hop on YouTube real quick because my God you will believe it's anything that is oh that looks like a that's a sweet popper look its eyes it's got those like gray steel eyes

yeah they did that that dog is already that dog needs an electric blanket in a nap did you wake it she did she did well I love your dog

dog so what is sweetie no one 20 do you want in here the whole same size that's a big ass dog that's a shockingly huge

that thing was so little a couple weeks ago that's that's wild how big they get it so fast yeah yeah oh my gosh there's such a pain yeah yeah you get to that puppy face that puppy face is so annoying like like like I said before it was a whole year it felt like that I was like just living downstairs with Toby living on the

fucking couch sleeping on the couch Jackie lets the dogs out she does 90% of the work she cleans up almost every mess that happens in the house. Jackie is carrying the lion's share of this load. Sometimes I only let the dog out like four times. Those four times are like midnight, two, four, and six a.m. It's like, sure, you beat me 20 to four, but those four were whoppers.

I exclusively handle the nighttime outside stuff. That's a rough shift. It is a rough shift. So you're like tired like you have kid now. Like you're waking up in the morning and being like grumbly. My mother texted me that. Like she's basically she said I was a new parent now. And I thought she kind of like over did it.

I hope you're getting some sleep with the new puppies. They're cute. She said new parent in at some point. Anyway. Yeah. She was saying that and she was on the money. Yeah. Have you noticed yourself?

Because when I start to get sleep deprived like someone in my vicinity, whether it's like girlfriend friend work whatever like they'll say something that normally would roll off my back but like it just sticks in my craw and like i get the impulse to be grouchy at them and you have to stop and be like you're just sleepy you're not you and you're hungry you need to sleep there's a nap yeah it's not that i'm grouchy i'm just exhausted and i'm like low energy mostly i think and uh it'll be like 11 a m and i'm in some kind of sleep emergency where i'm exhausted but not sleeping because it's daytime and i've been in the sun recently. Oh, you don't, you don't have your curtains. You need to black that. See, I'm a master of

of the upside down sleep schedule. I woke up to, my alarm, my wake up alarm today was set for 5 p.m. And I gave myself an extra 30 at the end. I was like, you know, 5.30 works too. You woke up an hour ago? Yeah, yeah. You know, and then we started 6.30 Eastern for everyone. I got up and started getting ready and everything. And then like somebody's pounding on my door. And It's like 526. So like, if I hadn't have willingly got up before my alarm went off, I would have been still like enjoying that last three or four minutes of, although I'm always like, have I gotten too much sleep? The alarm's on, right? Like, it's working.

Like, actually, let me set an alarm one minute from now. Make sure it works when it goes off. This guy's knocking on the fucking door. My dogs are losing their shit. And I open the door. At three in the afternoon. 5.30 in the afternoon, I'll have, you know, 526. And it is a, I'm mad.

I look through the Pete Polis. and I see it's a black guy with a clipboard and I'm already furious. I'm furious because I know and I open it up and he's severely mentally handicapped. And I have to see. You didn't let that make you soft, did you? It made me soft, Woody.

It made me soft. He had these buck teeth like a cartoon character man and he started talking about how like they're raising money for their trip and how like, you know, the community, this and that. And like he lives a few blocks away and he walked here on his own. and he's got that clipboard and I'm just like I wanted to I usually like snap and lose my mind on those people but I had to be polite so I'm kind of in that mood where I felt like I almost

didn't get enough sleep and I was already mad at him I need to yell at somebody because I hate solicitors look at this is a different dog you wouldn't know it but this is clearly a different dog like the other dog seemed like he didn't want to be here the other dog is not like this one has a shorter snout. You know, I'm a doggoly. I don't know. I'm a plug my headset. We got issues.

Yeah, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's a, that's clearly a different happier dog. Um, the other dog did not seem happy enough. So how much, uh, how much did he get you for? Nothing. I refused to give him money. I was like at the, dude. Did you do what I've told you to do, play death? I think if I made death, it would seem like I was mocking him.

Because he sounded like this. Edwell and so we'd be so funny if he if like he heard me start speaking deaf and he dropped the whole mentally handicapped Yeah, I just got to live with you I'm taking his teeth out I am sorry I put the Austin Powers teeth in and talk to you like that I would get the sale No he did not get the sale but I wasn't rude I'm usually extremely rude and I feel honestly

What time was it? It was five twenty six P.m. I don't know what he was thinking waking you up at 5.30 p. Like I would have never said that to him. Although there are plenty of people who work like third shift and that's perfectly normal. And he doesn't know. If you knock on every door in my neighborhood, I bet fucking a quarter of them work third shift or something like that.

You know what I mean? Like he doesn't know. I hate people knocking on my door. There's a sign that says no soliciting. It says no soliciting. And there's another one out by the mailbox so you can catch it when you roll in on your fucking lame-ass segue. I hate those people so much I'm like you're not going to get a dime out of me

you could be selling fucking something I actually wanted and I would I would deprive myself of it just despite you because you've done this to me I can need what you have so so badly and I still wouldn't buy it I hate them I hate door to door solicitors yeah they're annoying

and they're never bringing something you need I can't remember ever being like I really need this issue taken care of and then a guy shows up with a solution no it'll be like I really want someone to do this to remove this tree. Girl Scouts show up. I'm like, I'm on team Taylor with these. I don't think they could compete in the open market against better cookies. No, you know what I do to Girl Scout cookies? I say, take this 10, go buy me two Oreo packs at the store and bring them here and you can

keep the change. I don't want your horrible cookies. I want your moas. I don't want your thinnints. The moas are delicious. I've never liked any of them very much. I think the magic of Girl Scout cookies is that they let you be bad while thinking that you're good. what is happening here there's no dog on screen yeah it's like I'm not being a fat fuck I am giving to charity

yeah I would do the same thing if the Boy Scouts which I don't even know if they're the thing anymore if they tried to sell popcorn to me door to door stop it I want some old stale popcorn

that you had your little Boy Scout fingers in they don't exist now it's just the Scouts Taylor because Boy Scouts wasn't inclusive enough There was a lot of girls who would love to be in the Boy Scouts. And, you know, there's no other option for a girl who wants to be a scout.

Not that I've heard of. When you're right. Yeah. I wonder if it's that, if it's the, like, inclusive whatever, or if they have shrinking numbers. I think Boy Scouts was a bigger thing 40 years ago. Oh, it's definitely the other thing. Although I agree with you on the, like, it's kind of part of Americana. Like when you want, and I get it from movies a little bit and from my older culture, you'll constantly see.

Or even if you look at like our former presidents and generals and stuff, if you do World War history or Vietnam history or whatever, a lot of those guys are Eagle Scouts. It's like, yeah, I mean, he was an Eagle Scout. And then he did this and that. It seemed like it was a part of the deal that everybody was like getting into that. I feel like it teaches civics and responsibility and and like camaraderie and all sorts of things. It seems like a great. My parents never brought it up. Like all my friends who did it, it sounds like fun.

I was a Cub Scout. and then I think one of the cub dads hit on my cub mom and my dad dad didn't care for that. So he was like you could do solo scouting in the woods. Yeah, I think he offered to take that dad out on a solo scout into the woods. And then we weren't asked back to the Methodist Church

for any more Cub Scout meetings. Phil sticks. Indeed. Yeah, yeah. I'd seem just like starting fires in the woods. But I could also see, like, if you're a little boy, the idea of it being like a bunch of like your friends, your guy friends out there, like doing stuff in the woods,

that is more fun than like, like at the age of six, you don't want to hang out with all the girls. Like you don't want to be like, you don't want them part of your like club starting the fires and like making the activity softer. We weren't making any fires. You know, Cub Scouts is like little kid shit. Like I remember safety scissors and.

No. Oh, I don't remember anything like that. I remember it feeling very much like school. It seems so lame. I remember like juice boxes and sitting around a table and talking and it just being so lame. Boy scouts to me was like you get to play with knives, you get to start fires, you go camping. There's a lot of cooking and cleaning involved too. And then a whole lot of socializing.

But the knives and the fires were the draw for me. And I could guess after they like let girls in, what happens with everything when you let a new group. demanding into something like that is they're like, we just want to be a part of it. Ha ha. Now we're a part of it. We actually want you to change the curriculum to make it more appealing to the girls. So less fires more crochet,

less this, more of that. And then boys are like, I wonder if they ever break the tasks down by gender lines. You know, because like there's cooking and cleaning in Boy Scouts. You go camping. Like we call it KP.

Probably everyone does. You have kitchen patrol avenue. So everyone either cook, well, either cook, eat or you're not doing either. Usually we had enough people on the trip that you didn't have to do one of them every single time. But like shit, do the girls get more like KP and more cooking and the boys get more firewood gathering? I'll cause a lawsuit.

Yeah, definitely not. Yeah, I think they do. I guess it would be the girls got a kid glove tree. No way. I would sue if for some reason I had sent my little girl to scouts and she was, I was like, what did you do on the trip? It's like, oh, me and the other girls, we cook and clean. the boys gathered the firewood and make fires and they get knives and

we get spoons. I'd be like, all right, well, we're going to be suing like everyone we possibly can. Every job I ever had, they broke down tasks on gender lines. Like when I worked at boardwalk retail store the girls got these easy jobs of like, we sold a foot

of beachfront property. It was a little glass foot that we filled with sand from the beach. The girls were doing that. The girls were like there was so many like glassware things they constantly had to be indexed and cleaned in the shelves and stuff like that the boys they're taking the rugs in front of the doors out back and beating them with brooms and taking trash and like doing boy work and i'm like really scouts just don't live in that same world where they don't break stuff down on gender lines i don't think they do a lot of chores i like like you got to do chores what else what else they learn how are they sculpting them in the george little george washington's like chores would shock me i i i i thought of Boy Scouts is like I don't know I know when you're getting all those badges there's like any number of things but I always thought of it is like a little bit of survival stuff and like like like the fire starting obviously but also like you know just mostly a hang

out where we make sure that everybody's not going to torture cats or something like that chores seem like half of it like it's you know we didn't go even just gathering wood is chore like that's not fine oh yeah okay fair enough but but that's that's a chore in the involved with us, like, making a fire out in the woods and camping. But if, like, I joined the Boy Scouts and you got me painting an old barn somewhere, it's like, I don't know what this has to do with scouting. Oh, no, not that kind of chores. It was usually just the work that is camping, you know?

Like, we're going in. There's maybe spot for four or five tents, and we have 12. Like, now we have to, like, clean up this campsite in such a way that there's suitable sites for more tents. You should sue the Boy Scouts, Kyle, which would be a hilarious thing for a guy with no children to do, hilarious. Yeah. I mean, I would need a child. I would

have to sponsor a child so that I could sue. I would have to get that going on. I think it's just the scouts. I think anybody's allowed in now. I remember it being a stink about it like a few years ago. Maybe a little more than a few but yeah. What's the age limit? Like 18? How old are you

when you're an Eagle Scout? I think by the time you're an Eagle Scout, you're like finishing high school, so like 17, 18, 16. maybe. It would probably depend on how quickly you went through all the steps and how early you started too. Yeah. I knew an Eagle Scout. It seemed like... One of my best friends is one. It's always the best at starting the fires when we have a bonfire. Is he like, you know, I was an Eagle Scout? He used to be, but we got sick of it.

He's like snapped to. Oh, shit, I had no idea, sir. Guess what? I'm an adult with a call. and so I have a leader of kerosene the ultimate survivor's tool speaking of a leader of kerosene did you did you see that guy burned that woman on the subway

with a with the gasoline that was horrible that was a rough watch he went to a gas station and filled up a bottle with gasoline and then just goes on the subway and dumps it on this lady and sets her on fire no motivation no discussion

they didn't know each other they just Just a psycho. He had been arrested, I think, 71 times. Was that right? I didn't hear that. Where did it happen? Was it America? Was it?

Yes. America. Yeah, yeah. Chicago. Chicago. Yeah, you just, it was just that, remember that story from a few months ago? It was just that again. Yeah.

With the black guy stabbing a white lady on the train. Now it's the same thing with fire. The picture looks exactly the same. It's a white woman hiding an. corner while a black man burns her alive. Jesus. Ugh. I don't I miss it.

It's all over the news. You can't have you just got to be locked up forever. You've been arrested that many times for... How badly was she burned? I think she was intensive care. Like she's like her life will never be the same.

Her life's... Yeah, she was on fire for a long time before. She didn't get put out until the subway stopped and she crawled out onto the platform. and two passer-byes put her out. Oh, there weren't more people. Yeah, seemingly not in that car. And also, like, if there's a guy setting people on fire,

probably going to make myself scarce, frankly. You know, he's got, he bought a bottle. Like, he means business. I'm just going to, you know, I can't get burned. Yeah, according to police, Reed, the guy had been arrested 71 times in Cook County and convicted in 13 of those cases. He was on pretrial release in a case

where he was accused of a great aggravated battery on an employee at McNeil Hospital in Berwyn. His arrest date back to the mid 90s. He was found guilty in 2020 for setting fire to a building at 121 Westlake, the same area where CPD officers responded to Monday night. Probation was terminated satisfactorily

in 2023. Yeah, we need to what are we doing? Letting people like this out. Like, you just, once you've had your ticket punched enough, it's like, nah, you don't get to ride the train or go to the ice cream store or like watch fucking Eagles game.

sitting next to someone who's like blowing off steam after work when you're like thinking who can i light a fire like clearly a fire bug right yeah i think if you got 71 arrests we should probably yeah i remember the whole um three strikes you're out thing seeming overly harsh and there being these examples where it's like oh well that's not what that law was intended for that's that's too harsh but it's 71 you're out right like like yeah and even that is ridiculous 71 I'm getting 14 he had their oh no 14 was the guy who stabbed that woman on the train a couple months ago the black guy who was out on release this is a different guy oh I must have done it wrong yeah this guy is something read is his name I saw Lawrence Reed is the guy that I googled oh it said he'd been arrested 71 times and I saw 13 convictions maybe it was 14 convictions yeah yeah that makes sense yeah I mean keep these people in jail yeah and and keep your head on a swivel when you're sitting on the subway I guess you see somebody coming at you with a weird bottle of fuel maybe they start start fighting immediately and then people will be like why does no one wander by the bus it's like because there's like guys doing like gta shit all all over the bus yeah I I know it's a little bit American maybe to to dislike public transit, but it's hard to explain to Europeans and Asians why it doesn't

work here when it works there without showing them a video of a woman being burned live on the subway in Chicago. And then they're like, oh, oh, no. Oh, I get it. I'm using my Asian power of pattern recognition to get it. Yeah, it's like that's why. Like in Atlanta, we have MARTA. It's our like monorail system. And it's okay. It could be expanded out so it covers a bigger web, but it gets you, there's a couple of straight shots it makes that are really good. It gets you downtown for the sport stuff. If you're out on the perimeter, you can hop on the train and be downtown for a game and then go right downstairs and get on the train and get back out again. It's real nice, except for that you're always afraid you're going to get burnt alive while you're riding it.

Since they took my guns away, I don't ride martyr anymore. I mean, you can carry a defensive container of kerosene. I do carry my defensive kerosene, yes. But only a small flask of it. What if there's more than one, Taylor? I can't ignite them all. That's true. Not with that attitude.

Take them with you. Yeah, I've never loved public transport. Again, because I'm down here in the south, especially, which is America Extra, I guess. Like, you know, if I feel like whenever, whenever we would go to Chicago or Boston or something like that, I was always like, a train you say. Huh. Like a locomotive? It's going to pick us up? It was just so foreign. Well, the conductor let me sit up front briefly. Yeah. Yeah. It's like number one, you're 33. Number two. So it will then, right? Like, I'm big enough. I will then, right?

I took a train almost every day for a couple years when I lived in the Philadelphia area. That's how I got to school at night. And I did not like it. It was bumpier. It was hard to sleep. The seats were hard. But it never felt unsafe. Not to me.

I mean, it was just a time my life where I was behind schedule all the time, all the time, all the time. So I'm like on the train looking at my watch. Train was not always on time. um that so no i was never at like peace riding on the train it's not smooth i thought it was smooth when i hopped on trains as a little kid like freight trains on the side it felt like i was gliding on air but when i wrote him as an adult like you couldn't read a book because it was like bouncing around different train yeah it was lighter cars with different uh different wheels too um that they're not loaded down hundreds of tons heavy with soybeans and corn and steel and

wood and stuff. I've been on those two. They glide. Like those trains that go through your town, they glide. We would have a festival every year where they would incorporate the train. I think they'd let us ride it from like one stop to the next or something like that. And we always used to put quarters into that thing

and squish them. I loved that. I was, I love that. I want to squish some quarters today. I never squished a whole quarter. I squish a couple pennies. I'd squish all sorts of stuff. Anything? This is on the tracks you did it? Yeah. Yeah. We used to put lots of shit on the tracks.

And I was like, you put a rock on the track. What happens? Okay. Oh, me too. What about a bigger rock? Yeah. Oh, well, that just kind of gets bumped. Damn it.

That's exactly what happened. It just pushes the rock off. I was afraid that my rock, like, smaller than a baseball, but approaching it would derail the train. I did not know any better. Yeah. That train is fine. Like, all right.

I had set up a ton of rocks for the train, like, like in a row, like one after another. some jerk comes along kicks them all off like come on dude we're doing science over here you know some adult i wanted to learn we probably would have like hit the rock and started crushing it but then like shot it out they had like you know like a watermelon seed just brained me in the head and killed me or something maybe he saved your life that day he probably did there was a there was a brief period of time in my little hometown well a couple things happened i've talked about it before how they put in that strip club sort of surreptitiously they They're like, oh, yeah, it's a family burger restaurant.

And so that's how it was described when it got built and when the permits were approved. It's called buns. No, it's called Cafe Risque. And somehow that went under the radar and all of a sudden right there in our sleepy little town right off the interstate, it's titties and porn. It's just DVDs and two naked girls on stage. No, the town bought it from them for $1 million and then promptly bulldozed the property to the ground and did nothing with it just to eliminate them.

But there was also one time they were trying to make like a party train because apparently some laws don't apply to trains. I don't know which. I think they were going to gamble, drink, and party on this train and they had taken an old train and they

had dressed it up to make it look kind of it looked a little western or a little carnival like to me. It was like a fancy train. Like not like a Japanese fancy train but more like it looked like old timey like western like gambling boat style like decorations on this train and like I said they were going to have gambling and women and booze and they were just going to run the train back and forth on this strip of track so it's technically in motion or whatever

circle in the backyard they shut that down before it could it could get off the rails that's lame unfortunately yeah but the cafe risque was just that thing started when I was in like starting high school and it was there for maybe six years. And so it was a formative part of my like becoming a man. I was like, you want to go to Cafe Risque and shoot some pool and look at some titties? And it was like, yeah. Yeah, it's four in the morning. What else will we do? Were you sad when they got rid of Cafe Risque? No, by then I had moved on to bigger and better things. You know, I could I, I had, there were better titties than, then the Cafe Risque was pretty rough. We would we'd go in there to actually play pool. I mean, you'd look at the titties. Don't get me wrong. But it was

mostly just like, let's shoot some pool and drink a beer because there was nowhere else to do that, especially at 4 in the morning. They were open 24 hours a day. There's a cafe risque in North Carolina. I knew I'd heard that name before. I wonder if there's a lot because it says here there's one in Florida. Is it a chain? It is. That makes sense. And they do obnoxious billboards and they invest heavily in them. They're like bright like safety orange and safety yellow colors. And in massive letters. They say like, Cafe Risque up 27 miles ahead. And there's like a silhouette of like a naked woman sort of making a sexy pose. And then every fucking three or four miles, another one. I've seen them. Yeah. And another one. And another one. It's counting down. And after a while,

you're like, yeah, Fier risque's coming up. Is this south of the border? It's almost like this sort of, uh, it's a really good sales technique that like you're just constantly getting them. Like one billboard doesn't do anything. But fucking 27. in a row, dude. Like, like, by the... That's how advertising works. Yeah, I'm a little hungry. Or the, like, the, like the Buckees.

They'll hit you like 85 miles out and they'll be like, don't go anywhere. Don't go to these pussy gas stations. They say you want to call the Buckees? They say Buckees, 47 miles. You can hold it. And when I see that, I think,

you know, yeah, I can. I do want to go to Buckees. The bathrooms are immaculate. And I do just enjoy seeing the spectacles. of 150 gasoline pumps in a row. And all the people in there? The singing show. While someone made a better gas station,

I didn't know they needed improvement. And all of a sudden, it's like a gas station superstore? Yeah, they've got like a Coles level closed section. Like just all this Bucky's shit. I told you I went to that one where the guy was just like 7, 10 in the morning, just being like, Biscuit on the board,

like yelling. Just as his hungover minions are like, like just shaping down this brisket for the future customers looked hellish but it looked like the ringleader was having a good time he loved yelling brisket on the board I was there for three minutes he must have said it 11 times yeah if I'm on a long road trip I like to go to I like to stop at interesting places along the way I don't want to eat fast food and I don't want to go to a regular gas station if possible

like let's have some fun while we're here and see something interesting we'd often have a lot of time to kill so there was a lot of just wandering around and looking for something interesting to kill time and Buckees is a fucking spectacle What's the one in Texas? They have a specific one? I know Wally's is a smaller chain and that's like a

basically a Buckees style I don't know what the fact is. I think Texas has its own version of Buckees because I think a Buckees is like the Texan and Wollies perhaps Oh, that's two places. The Texan and Wollies are compared to Buckees. Oh, okay. I know I've been to

there was this one chain of gas stations in Texas that I remember looking like Bass Pro Shop, like they were like log cabins almost like it was really interesting. I don't know. I like that stuff. I feel like that's just American. Like I don't think anywhere in the

anywhere, nowhere else in the world do they do anything like a Buckees. Like they wouldn't think to they wouldn't want to even. Like it's so obnoxious and big I mean Europe's out right because their countries are too small to warrant, like, a look forward to gas station, I would think. Lucky's makes sense if you're traveling over 100 miles.

Where else do they do that? Like Russia, China, but a lot of Chinese people don't have cars, so maybe not that. Japan's pretty tight up. Africa, they haven't got there yet. You know, I would, I bet the percentage of Chinese people that have cars is lower, but are there more people with cars in China than there are people with cars in the U.S.? They have to be, right? Just numbers would be my guess.

I don't know how many of them are taking road trips. I've seen those pictures of those toll booth systems they've got where it's like seemingly 20 fucking lanes wide, like a gigantic, and they're all just stopped sitting steel. It seems like you could die in traffic like that. Like days could go by. You could run out of water. Yeah.

Yeah, I like the Wally's thing, but even more than I like, the wallies and buckies thing i do like that it's americana like it's other countries didn't even fathom the need for this like no one in canada or anywhere in europe africa asia was like hey what if we have a guy that screams at 655 in the morning that he's making brisket and we also have a closed section and there's an xbox you can win and americans are like sick like this is yes we're doing this do we do we sell ammo too of course you're fired for asking actually Of course we do.

We fired for asking about ammo. Yeah, America rules, dude. Best gas stations. I mean, kind of. So I guess this fixing is audio. I guess it's a short topic. I've watched Pluribus.

I can't tell if I like it or not. I'm anxiously awaiting for the next episode to come out. I watch it eagerly. It sucks me in and makes me want to know more about this universe. But gosh, it's slow. Maybe it's me. Maybe my attention span is shot. But I could tell you, I won't. I won't spoil

anything. But I could tell you what happens in an episode in less than 20 seconds. And you won't miss much. It is just slowly unfolding. Like she traveled from here to there. And, you know, so that's a 20-minute story. Let me tell you about that. Let's do a sequence of closing the doors and opening the doors and greeting and this and that. The new show. They haven't earned that yet. I wonder what apparently it's really highly rated 99% other people don't share this criticism I guess

but I don't know I'm somehow addicted to it I'm looking forward to the next one I'm pulled in but it's about time to move on this plot yeah I'm gonna check it out

I've been meaning to I like to watch shows with my girlfriend I went ahead and watch the first episode of Landman without her last night and she got mad I like that show a lot The people are ripping it this year There's only one episode

I don't know My Reddit's like inundated with it I guess it's all about the wife and the daughter And they really want more Billy Bob Thornton It's the first episode I didn't realize it was only one episode I'm not watching the daughter went to college And got accepted

There definitely was some daughter And some a wife Like they were a third of it I would say But also Billy Bob, you know, John Ham died last season, so now Demi Moore owns the gigantic oil company that Billy Bob works

for, so there's oil tycoon shit to do, and then his son has hit it big, he's making money now in the oil business, and that inexplicably hot Mexican wife of his when he tells her that they're going to, he's like, you see that well, and he breaks down the math. He's like, that's

$10 million a year, basically, for us that we just got. And she's like, oh, good. Congratulations. And I'm like, what the fuck fantasy world is this? Where you tell that woman, if I told my girlfriend, they're like, honey, a project I've been working on over there came up pretty good. You know, it's going to make us $10 million a year from now on.

And you see that over there? That's my next project. We're hoping that it makes it 20. And she went, oh, good, good stuff. See you later. I'd be like, all right, yep, never. Never. Never. We're breaking up right here.

I need more than that. I need more than that when I, when I, when I, hit the $10 million home run. That to me was the part that annoyed me was that his, again, inexplicably hot Mexican wife was just like, oh, good, good, 10 million. Like, she said it like he told her that, hey, I got a coupon for Pizza Hut. You want to do breadsticks tonight? Oh, yeah, good, breadsticks, good.

So I like that show. I'm looking forward to more of it, but with Pluribus, I might wait until it's all out because I don't know. Don't want me disappointed. I prefer watching shows like that, too. We've got our guests joining now. We've got Jonathan Otto. Jonathan, how are you?

Thanks for coming. Hey, good, Taylor. Thank you so much. I was giving myself a crash course on you today, or at least trying to. There's a lot to get through. And I finally did get the red light thing about 30 minutes before we started recording here, so it's still in the box. I haven't tried it yet.

Yeah, it looks like you're practicing what you preach there. That's a lot of red light. Yeah, exactly. I would be completely unclothed. do it exactly how I would preach it, but let's not give the illustration. Be brave, dude. Hey, you definitely fit. Get naked.

So I know this is probably the first thing you get asked every time you do an interview because it's so out there and interesting for people who don't follow this space. But I guess, first of all, like, what would you call what you do? Like folk medicine, non-traditional medicine, just medical investigative journalism, what would you say? Absolutely. holistic, holistic medicine, I would say root cause, getting to root causes and regenerative, especially regenerative medicine, because it's not about just band-aiding up an issue, getting rid of a problem, but actually causing your body to generate new stem cells.

And it is a really exciting process that we're, we've tapped into. So, yeah, that would be it. Okay. Yeah, and like back to the big thing, you always get asked about, which is the urine therapy. Now, I've been putting urine on my face every morning for years and to now learn that there could even be health benefits. Yeah. Okay, hold on a second. Now, you're, are you joking? I'm joking. Yeah. I've never put urine on my face. It's actually never occurred to me. But what is the, what's the data for that? What do you think is most useful and why do you believe it works? Awesome. So by the way, Woody, hi, and Kyle. Hi. Thank you guys for having me on. I really appreciate it. Okay, so that is a great question. I, look, like, let me say something just outlandish out of the gates that, you know, discarding urine and throwing it out is kind of like spitting in the face of God. Okay.

Every morning and sometimes in the middle of the night, I do that. yeah exactly no i i just kind of wanted to be shocking there but but in reality you were you were born in urine okay so amniotic fluid is is urine babies urinate every one to three hours and drink uh up to about a liter of urine per day in the wound huh i guess i never thought about what amniotic fluid is it's just urine yes yeah because the baby starts urinating from like around 10 to 12 weeks and the urine is what then gets referred to as amnionic fluid but it's it's coming from you know through the kidneys it's the filtration of the the blood which is what our kidneys do every day and they produce plasma ultra-fil-rate which is the medical name for urine the etymology

of the word just means water and and you know how they say like the body's like 90% or 70% water and it's it's it's it's salt water guess what urine is like it's the salt water and it's actually the purification of the blood your kidneys are filtering about 180 liters of blood per day okay so 99% of that which is what we call urine that's that's urine so once it goes through the kidneys that's called urine and then and then guess what happens to 99% of it it gets reabsorbed back into the body and then 1% of it goes where guess where the bladder did it go through any different infiltration. No, it's the same thing that's getting reabsorbed by your body. And then, yeah, Zach's got some stuff there. And then what it does is then the reason why the body expels it,

you know, you'd say, oh, it's because it's waste. But that's what you got taught, but it's not what your ancestors thought. Look at all the major cultures of the world, whether it's Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Jewish, Chinese, Japanese, Puerto Rican, Taino, Native American, original Australian. What did they think urine was? A medicine. Why, you know, obviously we know better, right? Because we're so smart now. And we can't even watch an ultrasound and watch a baby urinate and drink it right away and realize, ah, I've been lied to. Okay. So, you know, guess where the stem cells are coming from, guys? Anyone? P. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's anionic fluid, right? That's what you're paying for, unless you're getting some super unethical.

fetal stem cells and and so it's it's the culture around the umbilical cord which is all these cultured urine so yeah and the reason why the body expels it is because it has to balance balance blood pressure and and it can't utilize those minerals in that moment and so it's actually meant for feedback that's why the babies are doing it and the evidence that there's no toxins in urine is very strong because the babies are proven to have chemicals in the ambilical cord when the environmental working group tested for 400 they found 287 of those 180 are proven to cause cancer birth defects and brain deformations so now they're going straight into the baby baby urinates through its way you know urinates its waste out right well how would that be possible

when it's got 180 proven cancer causing chemicals brain deforming chemicals and then it's drinking it constantly and urinating every one or three hours it's the exact opposite that's how the body signals the removal of those poisons. It's why you have antibodies in your urine. That's why it actually does work for envenomations like jellyfish stings. But I saw this last year and if I didn't know this, I think the 14 year old girl would have died. I was in Kenya, northern Kenya in these regions. By the way, anti-venom therapies cost hundreds of thousands of dollars typically even up to even in this country. Anyway, so this girl had no, she was just like kind of laying there and she, they said that it was like likely lethal and i told her to drink her urine and and soak a foot

in it i used the nicotine patch as well and then a chlorine dioxide i sorry uh delete that if you can't can that i can't say that word anyway um but it yeah it she came right out of it like what did the the nicotine have to do with that i don't understand it binds to the alpha-7 nicotine receptors and and so you've got these receptors in your body and they're the primary targets for for venom in the body and they're in their brain heart and kidneys and when when a venom goes into the body they actually their target is the alpha seven nicotine receptor in the body and once it binds to that receptor that's when it shuts down the the circulation or the electrolyte minerals that your body runs off and so it'll make you immediately deficient in

sodium through the nicotine receptor and then you have a heart attack or whatever other symptom that will then lead to paralysis because if you can, you know, just block off the body signaling, then you could create respiratory arrests and all kinds of things. So if you compete for the same receptor with nicotine, it'll be preferential. So it'll switch. So the nicotine will dock in that receptor and then the, in this case, the venom will detach. And so it is a heavily studied science. And that's why the natives would use tobacco as an inside venom. So on the urine thing, what are you saying people should do with urine? Do they drink it? Do they apply it like a lotion? What do you do with urine? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you could use it on your face

and for cosmetic. So if you have warts, I've seen that it works like consistently. So to just put your wot, put it on your wad and it should take it away. My wife took less than 24 hours and she was using all the kinds of stuff that you would normally use for that. It could be dandruff, especially aged urine. I'll get back to that. But that's the only thing that will get rid of my dandruff. And I've tried everything as anyone does that has dandruff. Okay, so it's the only thing that's got rid of my dandruff. It could be any kinds of skin rashes applying it directly. It could be eczema and acne, very profound for acne direct on the skin, even lifelong acne. And if you look at the videos I put out in social media, some of them will have like up to

like 10 million plus views and then just read the comment section after you get through all the R Kelly jokes you'll finally find people that actually say yes this actually worked for me and they'll talk about lifelong cases of acne getting reversed and they'll talk about um you know watching people go into anaphylaxis after getting an allergic reaction and no epipans ambulance hadn't arrived drink their urine comes right out of it I've heard so many stories firsthand of that. The mechanism is super clear. So there's things like that. But okay, so then the other one is drinking. You literally would just drink your urine. I've actually drank my urine every day for the past three years, almost every day. I didn't think that was good for you. You thought it wasn't,

right? Right. Yeah, yeah. I was under the impression that it was far too salty and that it was a negative. You'd have to drink more water so that your body could process the heavily salted urine. And the baby's urine is very diluted it's not the same it like yeah it's not alluded you're right it's very clear right the baby's urine and yeah well um you know firstly um so when when the wake forest university they'd look for stem cells in urine they found they found 140 and in and every one of the 10 samples they took an NIH grant and it's 10 adult males 20 to 40 50 and up groups and every time uh approximately 140 stem cells and when left to culture for three weeks weeks, proliferated to 100 million at a rate of 1 times 10 of the power of 8.

So, and they would tell them rates positive, 75% in the, which means they're active in the 20 to 40, and then 50-year-old group was 59.2%. So what that means is that they are active stem cells. So my counter, Woody, would be, okay, well, what are you going to do with those stem cells? Just keep flushing them down the drain, right? So I... The presence of stem cells in urine doesn't mean that it's good to drink it, right? I can only imagine how many stem cells are in a hamburger, and I don't call it stem cell therapy.

No, I don't think there are. There are in breast milk and like whether it's an animal or a human, but no, I don't believe you'll find stem cells in any other thing. But one, you're right. The presence of stem cells doesn't mean that therefore you should drink it. I'm entering that as an opening wedge of that there could be something here because there's something valuable. and then at very least in a chronic scenario where you either need antibodies or enzymes or urea, there's different compounds that have medical benefits, so they're used in folk medicine and Bush medicine or these types of things.

So that's to contend. But my early illustration was showing that of the most harmful chemicals, they're actually not harmful in the cases of these babies, where they've got cancer cause and chemicals going straight to their bodies through the embolical cord, and yet they're drinking their urine at these intervals. And it's the reason why the inside of the C-section heals so that there's no scar and the outside doesn't, because the urine on the inside, again, it's so stem-cell-rich. There's a reason for it. Babies also, if they have surgeries performed in the world, typically come out without showing that they ever had it because they're in a stem cell

rich environment as in that in that urine I'm saying that I I the evidence I'm seeing is very clear that it is very very helpful and people's why I did with Dr. Ed Group we conducted a 12 month study or somewhere around there I need and where we tested people's markers before and after on on urine therapy and universally it was a major improvement, and especially in the, like, toxins level, like, the heavy metals and other like pathogens and toxins had a dramatic reduction. In another study, we found that the liver function was dramatically improved in all the individuals in the study with the, and that was specifically with the age urine, but through... How much drinking of pee is going on in these studies? Is it like

an eight-ounce cup a day? Are you drinking most of the pee? It's mostly just the first morning urine, which would and be a smaller amount or like five ounces, three ounces, eight ounces. I've seen variances. They mix it in? They make like a lemonade out of it? Yeah, you can. I think you've got to just small. You can't get it done.

Yeah, that's a lot of pee to be drinking every day, like an eight ounce thing. And does it matter? You said morning pee. Yeah. Is like, does what you've been drinking matter at all? Like if you've been on like coffee and energy drinks all, all day? Is that a worse pee than like a water all day? Probably, probably, but I would argue the counter and I would say, therefore, it's more important that you do it because there, it's a clear

sign of addiction. And it was actually Dr. William hit that treated 20,000 people for addiction, and he ended up operating a lot out of Mexico. He was Dr. Rashid Wutah's mentor. And Dr. Wattar was a mentor to me. He was RFK Jr.'s doctor. He passed in the last couple of years, but he was a dear friend of and he was the one that first opened that up to me with some of the work they were doing with cancer and how they'd use the antigen-specific cancer, well, they're anti-tumor cells in urine, they're got anti-neoplastones, but they would use this in the cancer therapy centers and hence why they actually got me to come out and do education for, you know, for example, for the Hope for Cancer Center with their medical facilities there.

And they're the world-class facilities. If you looked them up, you'd probably choose that that might be a place that you would go to. But they have me do the education there on some of the most cutting-edge research on urine. But anyway, those were some of the guys that were involved in that. But they used urine to help with addiction. And so I would say that these folks actually arguably need it more. And in the study that I just mentioned, Wake Forest, it didn't assess diets. It was just, you know, it was still this substance that is powerful by nature.

arguably and those were sick people in the way they was healthy which which you know people that eat McDonald's every day and drink red bulls every day would actually still class as healthy unless they have a chronic disease and in which case it's it's very you know open-ended healthy people with addictions drank their urine to help with their addictions that's the breakdown of this i just try to follow i got a little lost oh no sorry what i'm saying is that But, okay, so the question was, do the people that have, that, you know, are, have addictive behaviors that they're eating unhealthy foods? Oh, sorry, Ashley.

Okay, daddy's on a, on a show. I need to, I need to focus. Okay, I love you. Sorry, my six-year-old. So, if people have a poor diet, I'm saying that we don't have any evidence to show, Ashi, I said, Daddy, Daddy's busy. Okay, sorry, guys. my four year old then saying why aren't you watching this journey to the center of the earth show

with his daddy it's exciting yeah um yes anyway my point being that the the if you if you have addictions and you're eating bad foods if you understand the chemistry of urine it has been proven to work for addictions so because that is still a food addiction it's typically we're talking about sugar cravings and i most the people i've talked to across the board will say that it really helped them with addictions. It helped me with food addiction as an example. So I'm just saying that I wouldn't rule it out just because someone has a bad diet because it's still the filtration of the blood.

And it's the same thing that's getting reabsorbed by your kidneys. Sorry, by your body after it passes through the kidneys. It's the same substance. Like you've literally got about 180 liters of blood going back of urine going back into your body before it goes. And then just that 1% goes to the bladder. And that's what's getting eliminated. The stem cells are the big.

money maker here the big you know the big thing so is it really that urine is special or like that's just the easiest way to get stem cells out of an adult like are there oh yeah yeah no I don't think it's I don't actually even think the stem cells are the biggest deal but they are the biggest deal in people's minds because like one people should know this people should look up the the wake forest study it was an NIH grant so it and it was fully you know full-fledged study which then indicates that every adult human will have about five to seven million dollars worth of stem cells from their body because these are mesenchymal stem cells or they they operate it's a quarter of urine-derived stem cell they operate with the same immunophenotype and and doubling

time as a as a bone marrow stem cell so what happens with the wart thing if like you have a ward on your face and you rub pee on it i know you said that does it fall off does it just recede back into the skin what yeah i i i think it might re differentiate or something like this cells actually just shift because it it's just that people just notice they go away versus that not necessarily fall off that's my wife noticed and it'll be interesting so my guess is that people will actually comment under this video and some people may have done it or like if if enough people get to this video they they may give us more of their reports on how and why but it's it's a signaling system to answer your other question um about the the compounds if you look at a site like urine metabolome

dot ca so as a canadian database and they have 5600 plus small molecule metabolites and compounds that have been identified in urine that's a that's a huge number and these include all like enzymes and hormones and minerals and nutrients and the whole spectrum so there's so many i can't even tell you okay it's this one. There's around 30 different enzymes identified in urine. Urachines is the most well-known one. That's why there's a medication uracinase, which is basically the clot-busting mega-drug. That's uricinase, or urea is practically the only clinically proven skin moisturizer. And why is that? Well, because it's your filtered blood, so your blood goes back in your body the same way it came out. And so it's so good at moisturizing, and it works. It's just like

there's no way around it. this is good for you because Kyle up there is a addict for skin care. Like he just, he's got a whole routine, you know, maybe he can introduce it. I have lotion in my house. Among other, among other things. He's going to add swimming in public pools to his routine. I think the chlorine might out, might out, might out, might put the hell out of that pee in there. That's powerful agent, sailor.

Yeah. So interesting with the urine thing. I'd most so like you're saying like bear grills was kind of life hacking it a little bit unfortunately has a bit of a jab at people like me where he would say look I don't teach people this because I think it has medical benefits this is for survival right so but I respect him for educating people on that because if you use Google they'll tell you not to do that as well like they'll tell you not to do it if you've got a jellyfish thing they'll tell you not to do. They're literally trying to make you allergic against your own body and not use it the way

you're actually supposed to use it. And then everything you're not supposed to put in your body, that's what you've got to put in your body. And then we're even going to mandate that. I'm not going to keep going on that train of thought, but you know where I'm going. And so I literally, I'm telling you that that campaign, the thing I just alluded to, the reason why that's become so prolific is because of the loss of urine therapy. It's so deeply connected because if you do the research, look at the bubonic plague, and look at the least affected people. It was the Jews. Why? Because they had urine therapy because it was both prevalent in Judaism and Egypt. And it was a practice. And hence why they were even blamed for creating it, right? Because of, anyway, it's an interesting

narrative. If you go back in history, you'll find that they were using it to prevent themselves from the bubonic plague. But if you understood it, you'd realize that you would be less afraid of things. you would always have the specific antibodies to what you have. And if you look at it, like I haven't really done, if I went through the medical journals of the early 1900s, I would show you from the Oxford Medical School and the British Medical Journal and Science Magazine. I can show you all the published research on urine for tuberculosis

and for rabies and for various types of cancer and all the clinical studies that came out in the 1940s and 50s through America, Europe and Japan, it is so mind-blowing and so to me devastating that it has been a race so far so much that this conversation is so novel when when and if yeah I've never had this conversation yeah you're right yeah no absolutely and you do the research and you realize that your body has these these like unique compounds for different conditions including anti-tumor cells called so you think it's money to interests oh yeah trying to keep people from from doing this and yeah and they're selling it back to you too so you're buying your your

synthetic forms of urine urea urchinase premarin pregnant mayor urine uh it would you know for all these different processes pogonal got repackaged it was for fertility that was for from women postmetropausal women donating their urine and then you know air serrano in 1992 made like 855 million selling that urine at women trying to fall pregnant they they they've used these for different kinds of purposes and and it's always getting sold back to you and then they're saying well you know use the synthetic form don't use the actual form and if i made that argument with gmos versus organic i think most of you guys would roll your eyes and say well obviously the organic one but in this case no the synthetic is the one why i don't get it okay so this this isn't

on urine but aspartame is totally fine right in any in any quantity yeah yeah it's great man um so i do it it's great if you want holes in your brain fuck you know what roll let's roll it nice it tastes so good though man it tastes so good the scientists know what they're doing they've got me over a barrel with this stuff i mean what about monk fruit oh i tried a monk fruit sweetened red bull the other day and i almost I almost made it just a okay C joke about Red Bulls

but yeah I almost not my favorite I hated it it was disgusting it has an odd taste it is you know it's one of those more healthy sweeteners

sugar alternatives it is not my preferred one but what do you like better Kyle what is it what is a what is sweet a low don't you

I have used... Sweet and low is aspartame, right? Yeah. If that's what's... I used to use a ton of sweet and low. I used to buy, like, you know, you know the little tear apart packets you get at the restaurant. I was buying, like, packets that had a thousand of those in them at a time

because I was drinking... When I was working out, I was... I can't just drink water all day. So I was drinking mostly unsweetened tea, and I can't drink that. So I had to dump my, like, five packets of sweet and low and put it in my tumbler, and I was just drinking unsweetened tea. probably a gallon of that a day probably a gallon of that a day

yeah it's good stuff a cool gallon but you were turning it in to a health potion oh yeah I mean I was doing my blood work and everything I was I was just he's talking about your pee but Kyle he uses pee for medicine he just uses it recreationally yeah yeah I can't spare a drop

for for health it's allocated something that jumped out at me when I was is the you talked about autism in some of the clips I saw is that urine related or is that like a different it could be absolutely because you know obviously i'm not going to go into all the things that can create problems for us but my point is that you think about a child like

this clearly there's some kind of toxicid exposure what is it and then you've got all these doctors guessing what what is it and you then you know if the parents can afford it and they've got the know how they'll go to a functional medicine doctor and they'll run a bunch of tests so like if if i'm right about that the body has a signaling system that's its own compound pharmacy, which is crazy to think about, just think about the possibility of intelligent design. If your body is somehow intelligently designed, which appears to be very evidently, like none of us are going to count how many heartbeats we need to have before we wake up, before we go to sleep, how many we need to take, how many breaths we need to take. This autonomic system is servicing us so

perfectly well. Why is it that we get delivered all these different hormones and minerals and neurotransmitters, everything, serotonin, dopamine, epinephrine, testosterone, estrogen? It's all in the urine. Why would your body dump it out when you're deficient? And so anyway, my point being that when your body gives you a compound prescription, then it's so valuable. So that child that has that condition, they have information specifically about what they've been poisoned with. Because if they do have mercury, they will have antibodies to that mercury in their urine. That is just straight up fact, because it's a concentration of immunoglobulin, and in there is the antibodies. And that's why a lot of these children do better with IVIG, which is an intravenous immunoglobulin,

but it's going through these blood banks, and it's so expensive. But your own body giving you that prescription, here's what you got, here's what was missing. And that's what I'm going back to the womb saying that that's what's happening. The 180 cancer causing chemicals become redundant that they're in the baby because the urine is where it's concentrating its metabolites to those poisons. The antibody, it's an antibody metabolite form of the toxin so that that mercury, that aluminum, that glyphosate has its compound that the body has filtered in a way that has become non-harmful and bioavailable. So then when it's consumed, it actually causes the removal of it.

And that's what we proved in our own study that showed a dramatic reduction in all the toxin levels in that setting. So yes, very powerful. But then red light therapy, which is what's behind me, is certainly a big hitter and very heavily proven for autism and other conditions related to the brain and the gut and oxygen in the brain like post-stroke and various conditions like that. What's like the barometer for like curing autism? I'm saying, like, what's the barometer for curing autism? Because, like, there isn't an autism test of, like, they have this in their blood. It's behaviorally diagnosed. And so it's, like, you just wait until those behaviors subside for a bit and you say, that counts.

Or, like, how do you quantify, like, long-term peeking back into the lives of these kids? Yeah, yeah. It's A-Tech, right? So autism treatment evaluation checklist. And they could score up to, like, I think the numbers go as high as, like, like, you know, maybe 70 or 80, down to zero. And so if the child goes to, I believe something like under five or three, then they would go into, you know, asymptomatic or no longer actively, you know, having that issue. It's a 77 item diagnostic assessment tool developed by

Bernard Rimland and Stephen Elderson. And so if you, if you score low, then you score low. And it's very clear. And then behaviorally, you could see that. I remember I was at a, like a small get-together here in Puerto Rico. I was a medical doctor whose son was 10 and he was still nonverbal. And he's 23 now completely verbal. And not just verbal, he completed university and everything else.

And it has a very normal life. Maybe, you know, I think that there's roughly, And I've got to be really careful with how to say this because these ones are hot buttons, right? So just so you guys know, I answer things in ways that, you know, people, you've got to kind of dig deeper when I say certain things. But there's around 5,000 cases that documented of like full-blown autism getting reversed. And this was under certain protocols of which I could just vaguely allude to. But the cool thing is that guys that they just see like what I'm talking about if you go over to my Instagram and you'll hear me. me talk about it very directly, exactly, because I've got to be so careful. And I even unsure

if I say their names, whether it's going to create an issue. So I'll just, you know, have to open it up there. But why do you think it is that, because this stuff is all new to me, I haven't done any due diligence on any of it. But if there was like, you mentioned the synthetic urea and all those things, it seems like, like if there was a synthetic way to emulate this Pfizer or J&J, or, you know, GlaxoSmithKline would have come out with a version of it to alleviate the symptoms of autism. I don't know if that exists. Oh, yeah, exactly. Okay, so like a synthetic form of urine, right?

Yeah. So they would be like, oh, don't drink your pee, but, you know, like if they were secretly keeping this from us or something. And then they would create a synthetic version that they could sell to us for a big markup. Yeah. You would expect it. Or I would expect that. But they have. That's exactly what's happening.

Oh, okay. Right. So, you know, enzymes of America happened to own port-a-john. So what do you think they did? They, they ran the numbers on just collecting it straight out of the urinals. Oh, but people poop in there. That can't be right. No, I know. Well, the upside. Extra stem cells. You think P has a lot of stem cells, Taylor? What do you hear about my program? I don't want to hear about your program. The funny thing is, though, you guys, you laugh, but the fecal microbial transplant is very widely accepted now. Yeah, I've heard of that. Multi-billion-dollar industry.

And, yes, you'll see cases of IBS and all kinds of chronic gut conditions and even autism and other conditions getting reversed on fecal microbial transplant, for sure, like lots, very heavily documented. So Carl's program does work. We see evidence of it in the mainstream. Thanks for your contribution. You're welcome. You're all welcome.

You know, I didn't take a tonne. You know, I did all this, you know, free. It's a nonprofit type thing. We mostly just eat the poop, though. We don't really rub it on anything. Yeah. You didn't even know their health benefits. I had no idea until right now.

Now you can disguise your fetish. Yeah. Red light curing autism thing. Yeah. So autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder, right? is missing pathways that other people have how does shining a red light cause the brain to repair itself yeah what's the mechanism there okay it's a it's a heavily proven mechanism and it is all about the mitochondria in the brain cells and and and here what we have with with red light

is that it's so it's one it's very accessible well through the eyes. And I think, I feel that that's a very misunderstood and not tapped into methodology. And that's why you'll see the studies on children. There's a 6,400 child, 41 clinical trials over 6,400 children with myopia. And red light was the number one that stopped vision worsening in the eye more than ortho-k or atropine. And, and, but because, just think about that for a second. Eyes are part of the brain. Okay. and yeah yeah look it up really i will okay just you know do it let's do it now okay yes eyes can be considered part of the brain because the retina contains nerve tissue and the optic is an extension

of the central nervous system during embryonic development yeah cool and during embryonic development the eyes form as an outgrowth of the forebrain making them a direct and accessible part of the brain. This close connection explains why the eyes are not just sensory organs, but also part of the central nervous system similar to the brain and spinal cord. Okay. And sorry to kind of, yeah, you know, no, it's okay, really. I mean, like, I don't know, you're fact checking yourself to get it right. That's good, not bad. Oh, no, thank you. No, I appreciate it. But I was actually saying, sorry to kind of be like, no, I'm right kind of thing. Yeah, so. Just try to be cool.

Yeah, we don't know. Any of this stuff. I have like the, of all the stuff you've said, red light was the one that jumped out. Because I, again, I don't know. But I have a friend that's like obsessed with red light. And it's like he runs a business that has actually nothing to do with the red light. But it's like yoga type of business. And those kind of guys are really into it.

And I trust him. He's never mentioned the autism thing. It's more about like general cellular health and like wellness. But I bet if I brought it up to him, he'd say he'd heard something about it. But yeah, I'm more familiar with the red light stuff than the urine. Yeah. Yeah. No, that makes sense.

Absolutely. Red light, very proven science. It should be way more known than what it is right now because the Nobel Prize was won by Niels Ryeberg-Fincent in 1903 for light therapy reversing disease. And it was Lupus vulgaris. And it's so annoying that it has been so railroaded. and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and dr endre mester in 1967 the hungarian physician very much kind of pioneered and coin specifically red

light therapy versus just light therapy so it's not just red light it's it's light therapy with blue green UVB violet and so forth but then then now the last two decades like LED technology really did help make this something that is you know completely accessible and and lasers as well but LEDs then ended up performing at the same level as lasers, but without the extreme cost and overheating and danger issue that comes with something that's high heat, potentially. And so, yeah, the autism aspect and their brain. So, like, I gave a reference to eyesight and in terms of fast regeneration, the UCL University

study was fascinating because they took the eyes three minutes open. It had to be the morning and tested the eyesight immediately, and it was a 17% improvement in eyesight on average, but it had to be done in the morning, and it was specifically 670, 670 nanometer light. And whether it was three minutes or 45 minutes, it didn't actually make a difference. The outcome was still the same. So there's a certain amount that even if you just get a little bit, you'll- You look into it. You just operate in an environment around it. You'd look in it. You can. You could look out of it or you could look into it. But they basically had what looked like flashlights, and they had it right against their eyes. But they did have low irradiance.

Like this is about a 200 milliwats irradiance, which was associated with, like, I just went through a thyroid study where 96% of the Hashimoto's thyroiditis patients went from an enlarged thyroid to a regular thyroid using 200 milliseconds of power of red light near infrared and red. And so that is really powerful for most things. But the eyes, they do have lower settings, which you could either put something like this down to like 10% of the power or you could be a little bit away. or you could just go, hey, look, there's no, nothing proven that this is damaging, which is my stance, and that's why I look into it up close because I'm actually not, my eyesight, you know, it doesn't have an issue. I'm actually just wanting to get it in my brain for my mood, my happiness, my, you know, functioning, the switching on. And sorry for the roundabout answer on autism, but what I'm saying is the, you've got visible aspects of very fast improvements in parts of the brain like the eyes,

but then if you go and look at the studies on autism, it's interfacing directly with the mitochondria in the brain. The highest concentration of mitochondria are in brain cells. They can have up to hundreds of thousands in certain parts of the brain cells per cell, whereas your thyroid or any other organ cell could have one, two, three, four, five thousand. The brain cells have such a higher concentration. So I'm saying that that's like really good news because you've got a straight shot as well when you got your eyes open.

it'll go straight into your brain. And this is why I'm saying that whether it's dementia or Parkinson's, and I'm just a little disappointed that, one, the studies are amazing on all these conditions, whether it's all, you know, dementia and all these different things. I'm a little disappointed that they're not teaching people to do it correctly. I'm saying it's got to go straight through the iris. And then, and then also go back and around the head and all this. But the children have dramatically different behavioral characteristics.

and in it, it's everything from social abilities to, you know, I'm looking through the PubMed studies right here, repetitive behaviors and ticks and various sensory overload, sleep, disturbances, attention deficit, hyperactivity. All of these, you know, across the board, generally speaking, have dramatic improvements. And it's specifically been studied in the optical window of 600 or 3,000. 1300 nanometers which is more typically 600 to 1100 and so yes it's working but it's it's working in the same way with people post stroke or with cognitive issues um the european society of medicine showed in acute long covid they could resolve all the cases was 100% successful in 62 people

with cognitive um complete recovery of cognitive abilities and executive function resolution of digestive issues and oxygen above 97% in the blood and dysapnea resolve, which is shortness of breath. And that was 100% effective. And 60 out of the 60 do got better within a single week with doing 64 to 84 minute long sessions. So we're getting so much evidence that it's working so well for brain chemistry across the board. I have a friend with Hashimoto's. How long should I tell her to sit in front of the 200 mila whatever light? Yeah, sure. I'm glad you ask. You know, for your friends, I love it when people think of people they care about. That's what makes this all human, you know what I mean?

Like, because it can wreck people, these kinds of conditions, Hashimoto's, wrecks people. And even functional medicine doctors, and I know hundreds of them, and most of them don't really know about this to this level. And so the answer to that is, and they're just band-aiding the issue, and they never get better. And they're even just using supplements, but these supplements don't get them better either. Okay, so they would go in front of it for as little as 20 minutes twice a week. There was a chronic autoimmune thyroid study that showed 20 minutes twice a week was associated with after five weeks of treatment, 38% going medication free completely. No T4 needed at all anymore.

And then, but ideally, you look at biology, red light will come out every day And so I'm saying that absolutely every day is ideal. But if you don't have time for it, 20 minutes twice a week, pretty easy, pretty easy shot. And if you did have time every day up to 30 minutes twice a day, if you've got all that time or, you know, 30, 15 minutes once a day, it really is kind of up for grabs. It's really about staying consistent. And over the thyroid, over the brain, because there's the brain thyroid connection that people don't talk about. and over the organs, over the gut, absolutely, and they should expect dramatic improvement in those studies.

I'll tell you that specific study that I'm referencing, and I can show you that, is it a good idea for me to share screen at all, or do you prefer just not? You're welcome to. Yeah, yeah. So I can show that, but so you can see the published data because it's, you know, sometimes it kind of is hard to believe. So in that specific study, they used selenium and vitamin D3. So you would combine those if you wanted to replicate that and get that same result.

And so I always try to encourage people to do the study in the same way that it was performed in, you know, clinically. And then the other study on Hashimoto's, they tested a group with and without red light, which they did in the other study. But what they found was that the group that took the red light, it was 70 times more effective. And I'll show you what I'm talking about here. This was here, ready, a screen. Okay, that, there we go. Sorry, that's beeping. So see this here.

This one was the one I was referencing, so it's 96% in 12 months, and it was selenium and vitamin D, and that was for Hashimoto's. And here, it wasn't a small study, it was 98 women, 97, seven actually completed it. So one fell off, poor woman will give her a pat on the back, age 20 to 50 years old. And one group gets the photo biomodulation, which is red light therapy, and supplements. And group two, get supplements only. And it's 820 nanometer says that's near infrared.

That's invisible. Like you're seeing red light, but you can't see near infrared. It's invisible. And then 200 milliwats of power. And it was twice weekly for three weeks. It's crazy. It wasn't long. Yeah.

Yeah, you don't, it's good to see a study about stuff like that is like it's because I think, you know, it seems like you have an earnest desire. You want to help people get through these things and not maybe use risky drugs, you know, take care of things in a more natural way. But there are a lot of people out there who prefer to see like, all right, but I want to like, what's fucking, what's John Hopkins had to say about this? What does the Mayo Clinic have to say? So it is reassuring to see that. I don't know how much they've made for a to the P thing. Oh, exactly. Yeah, they'll railroad that.

But red light is very, very well accepted. And yes, the main clinics will all tell you, yes, it's great, whether it's Cleveland Clinic or St. Jude's Hospital, they will give you a rave review on it. My frustration with St. Jude's is that they're not using it properly. They're using it to remediate the side effects of chemo instead of using it as a photodynamic therapy. to cause apoptosis of cancer cells, which is heavily proven and very effective. And, you know, this is like methylene blue. You guys would have heard of methylene blue. I saw RFK drinking some blue liquid.

That's what that is, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What are you kind of familiar, yeah? You can treat fish with it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm entirely familiar with it. I keep fish.

Oh, that's interesting. Have you ever sampled, Woody? Ever dip a finger? No. You get smirflips. And does it make him, like, better or something? Yeah, there are certain, I think it's fungal diseases they get. It's been a while since I kept freshwater fish.

But they get, it's not ick, it's some other, like, you can see it growing on their fins. And it turns a whole tank blue and it helps them get better. Wow, that's super interesting. I didn't know that. And so if you take methylene blue before you get in front of red light, it's called a photosensitizer. and so it's going to absorb into the bad cells, let's say that. And then the light becomes even more strong because the cells are more sensitive to it,

it hypersensitizes them to light. And then it dramatically causes an increase in the body's ability to shut down these negative cells, like the tumor cells. It's called a very selective and accelerated form of apoptosis where they will selectively target and create reactive oxygen speed. species like singlet oxygen and that will target these disease cells and there are thousands

of studies on photodynamic therapy now for cancer and it is I mean published in Lancet oncology and major journals now and all over PubMed and you kind of would not expect that by the way that was the study if you want to flash that up that was showing that the supplements were 70 times more effective once red light was combined in this thyroid study and 15 times better at reducing medication needs and so then this one was showing in 90 to 100 percent healing so this was you know 75 percent of ulcers reaching 90 to 100 percent healing after 90 days that was diabetic foot ulcers and so this is straight from the peer-reviewed studies this is straight off NIH and but I wanted to show

the photodynamic therapy here, that was the one I was mentioning with the childhood myopia and with the 6,400 children, red light therapy is more effective than traditional myopia treatments. So, yeah, you could literally, you know, prevent issues in the family by having a single red light device in the home that your child uses that you use, that your grandchildren use. It's really a special. thing, but this, this photodynamic therapy is all about, you know, damaging the cancer cells mitochondrial DNA and leaving the main DNA in the cells nucleus untouched. So something with this kind of stuff, like I always am curious, is has there been any attempt

from the, like, large pharmaceutical companies to lean on the American Medical Association to make red light devices a medical device, which for anyone out there, when something has made a medical device, it now has a huge number of stringent requirements, and usually only very large companies can afford to do that. Like, where they, are they, because when I hear stuff like this, it's like really remarkable, my thought is always like, all right, are Pfizer P&G, are they trying to get, not P&G, but Pfizer and these others, are they trying to get in? Are they trying to keep other people out of this because they see potential? Or are they going, oh, that's, that's silly, we don't need to get involved. Yeah, I, yeah, it's a good question. My thing, thinking on

that is that they, I don't know if they tried to kind of commandeer it or not, but I do know that it, there's just so little, I feel like they, they kind of pushed it to certain things that then meant that the net effect is still not near as good as what it could be. So like, let's say if you're using it to offset the issues of chemotherapy, then that's, that is helpful, but it's nowhere near as pronounced. And so I don't know whether to say that that's ignorance or whether that's malicious intent to make it so that it's still not as effective so that they're like that, you know, 300,000 to 1.3 million that big pharma normally profit from a cancer patient will get commandeered the more people know about what we're talking about, which is why

people are watching. Why is this guy so careful with these words? Like, well, I care about my friends, you know, channels and everything. So it's a real thing. And, And yeah, that's my best guess at what they did. I think that there is certain things that you cannot mess with it because you're talking about nanometers of LED light. Like, can I ban a certain color of light in your house? I can't. See the problem?

That's the problem I think that they've always been up against with this because you're basically all you could do then is start warning people against the sun completely because that's the other way people will get this by getting sunlight. period at all like sunlight is incredibly healing for the body obviously and the sunrise and sunset have the the complete red tint and will give you like like many of the various benefits we're talking about there is a major difference though which you'll see in some of the studies I'm

showing but because it's much higher radiance up to 40 times the strength of of the sun yeah so that that helps you understand why these outcomes are so dramatic because I mean think about i've been talking about thyroid what's the one area that's not covered in most people it's the you know thyroid is exposed people are outside why isn't it working or it's not you know you it's much more powerful that's it's just a reality but but yeah i don't think they can mess with it that's what i think how did you get into medicine um thanks for asking man i was okay so as a kid I was very kind of obsessed with humanitarian related issues. I saw a World Vision commercial when I was about seven,

and my mom kind of saw me as a bucket of tears and telling her that we need to sponsor a child, and she said, well, you have to do that if you want to do that. And I said, but she wanted to help me, but she wanted me to take the initiative. And so I started delivering newspapers so that I could pay for these two children for the next 15 years. but that was like a starting point for me to connect okay if there's a problem you can be a part of the

solution and you could do things that will make a difference so i every research project i got from like grade six onwards was always you know uh you know global poverty and development human trafficking and uh and what are the solutions and so by age 17 i became an ambassador for world vision and my one of my first trips on a plane was to tanzania africa and i was kind of thrown into that and then wanted to get some degrees that would back that. So I got a degree with a double major in journalism and media production so that I could cover these world issues and help shed light on things that related to people suffering and solutions so that we could just make the world better, see less people starve, see less people, less children get traffic,

see these things that everyone really wants is like so fundamental to all of us as humans. And I do a lot of education in schools and learn how to do public speaking and get in front of people, even though I was just incredibly shy child that had a lot of public fears and just kind of felt like, well, if I didn't master that, then I would never be able to do what I wanted to do and never be able to make a difference. So then I end up getting a postgraduate degree and then I, in education, but I then had a lot of health issues. So I was starting to investigate my own health issues.

My doctors didn't know anything. and they started telling me that they didn't, and that helped me understand that I needed to work this out or that there was no solutions. And Barbara O'Neill, if that name rings about, she was like my first naturopath in Australia. It's kind of people that are listening, so a lot of them will know that name,

a very famous Australian naturopath because she was basically thrown out of Australia. And then, but I ended up going into, I was about like 12 years ago. So the truth about cancer, I was a producer on that film, and we traveled around, the world to document the most successful case studies and, you know, connect with hundreds of

different doctors around the country and around the world. And my eyes were opened, you know, from my mid-20s onwards, deep into the health arena and using my abilities in investigation and kind of took that role of a bit of a Sherlock Holmes of disease to crack the code on what was causing the issue and how to solve it. And fast forward to today, I ended up in a position where I get asked frequently to train doctors in regenerative and progressive therapies, red light included in many different therapies, and my resources that have been viewed by hundreds of millions of people are getting used by lay people and medical professionals alike.

So, yeah, that's the kind of thing. You're kind of a self-taught doctor? Yeah. Do you ever worry you're missing something? There's some holes in what you know? Yeah. I do. I do. I think that I think everyone should feel that way. I think that every medical doctor should, you know, be aware that they only got 32 hours of nutritional training. And so they are

basically pharmacists. But if you're a medical doctor, at least you've got like a head for reading studies, but it doesn't mean you know how to think laterally and think creatively and be able to connect the dots. And I honestly think that's why a lot of the top doctors, that, you know, we'll look to other people that are not medical doctors and why certain people that know how to explain something or crack the code on it are becoming, you know, very sought after for their information. So, but yeah, I still think that, like, there's certain things that I'd say, okay, look, I don't know all these drug interactions. That's not my, my field. I know these things and how they work. And I could research and work out those drug interactions. And, but I

but i don't have um all that you know you know 10 you know thousands of hours and study of those drug interactions whereas so i you know i'd love to call in help and support but i think everyone should have that humility and i and i hope that i have it myself but um i would say all all because we all have these weaknesses mm-hmm something i wanted uh ozempic oh awesome right making people skinny yeah look i i i am a little puzzled on that one i i think it is still a like quite a faustian bargain right so you know what i'm talking about like he kind of sells yourself for the the the you think that might be stuff down the line for a lot of these people because they i thought it was really new and then people told me like no they've been using this in small

bits for many years and so they kind of knew a few side effects Yeah, and like Nova Nordisk is the company, right? There's like tens of thousands of lawsuits against them for all kinds of paralysis of the gut and various issues that are very bad. And, you know, like, I think it, I, look, I definitely am not like crazy black and white on this issue. I have been in the past. I think that there's a case for that. Maybe I should be.

I could see how somebody was morbidly obese and they used it and they got not. You know, they got in shape and then, okay, there's something to be said for that. But was there another way that was better? I would say yes, 100%. And well, willpower would be the best one. But like if it's versus like some 400 pound guy dying of diabetes or like risk. Yeah, perhaps a small chance that his gut gets paralyzed or some shit, like it's probably a net good. Because we're full of enormous great big fat people.

Petsing on a 400 pound guy to come up with the willpower he needs to get fit. Is it so long odds? Yeah, that ship is so far out to see. It's already arrived on the way back. There's no doing it. But I wouldn't do that. Because I think that you guys might have the assumption that my approach would be willpower, but it wouldn't be either.

I'm listening. Yeah, cool. I would use photonic lipolysis, which is just what, right, you know, red light. It does break open the fat cells. It does drain them out. And it is being used instead of liposuction. And it is incredibly effective and for multiple reasons because, one, it is reducing the swelling. So the edema, the water retention, and it's breaking through fat cells and doing that

photonic lipolisis, you know, piercing it and draining out the fat cells. And it's really cool. And like if you look at the chiropractic clinics that are using it and what they're reporting is typically first sitting is one to three inches. But, you know, the clinical studies over a few weeks are typically around five, six inches, just in a few weeks. No diet change, right? So I'm not even betting on people's willpower. The thyroid study that I just showed you specifically, like, you know, pull that up again if you don't mind like look at what it says there for that okay so do you see how it's saying results a group one showed significantly greater improvements in tv normalization and weight loss and reductions in body mass index waist to hip circumference waste to hip ratio

and then there's thyroid stimulating hormone etc so that's another example of the fact that it once you modulate and fix the thyroid then you can fix that that issue as well, like the weight gain issue. And when, by the way, when I talk about wavelengths, these are the different, these are not all of the wavelengths, but these are, I was, from all my research, nine of the most proven wavelengths for different conditions because they penetrate different levels. And so like, let's say if it was fat loss or thyroid function, to get to each of these

layers is typically the key and and to hit it all at once because that's what you see in sunlight you see multiple wavelengths and then so like 480 is blue it's going to get the the acne and rosacea and xomar and all the things related to skin and skin bacteria 590 is going to get hyperpigmentation collagen production wrinkles fine lines 630 goes a bit deeper again so you're going to epidermis dermis subcutaneous tissue muscle bone and interior tissues with then all into the near infrared. And then if you track the studies and but, you know, these are the studies done on specifically red light and how it's driving stem cell production.

So I talked about urine and stem cells, but I know that some people do that. Some people will not end. And maybe that ratio is stronger. I got to tell you, I'm more enticed by losing weight by changing light bulbs than I am with the urine thing. Yeah, there you go. It's more tempting.

I'm about to look on Amazon and be like, can I replace, all my light bulbs with this and then just walk around positively feasting oh that's awesome exactly yeah yeah and by the way i don't think any of those studies are with people changing the light bulbs in their house even though i'd recommend that it's in standing in front of something like what i've got behind me but um because like they're still too far away if they're on your roof but um but it is it is a really great idea because it's no longer toxic but yes so stem cells they're you're going to drive them with red light and help produce them, which is really amazing considering that that is such an expensive therapy.

I mean, I've spent about $150,000 on stem cells on family members when I was desperate and I had no other options like my wife, my in-laws, my dad, knees multiple times. Everything failed on his knees. Red light on his knees did fix the issue when the others didn't and they were painful and they cost a lot. But anyway, this is an interesting study showing that they do generate stem cells, create, proliferate and differentiate, which means to mature a stem cell. But then, you know, there's lots of great studies now that have been done on all different types of cancer and different wavelengths that are working for those conditions, like that prostate cancer study in the Lancet oncology found, like it was 49% going to remission in the red light group and 13.5% in the non-red light group is about close to 400% increase. but you see all these different conditions, whether fibromyalgia or mitochondrial health,

diabetes eyesight, and different wavelengths proven because they're getting to different levels, Aschimotas, like we talked about, all these different types of cancer. Is it ever too late for one's eyes? I don't think so. Dude, I've got great examples of that. There's a woman, Joanne, she had 92, and she was taken care of by this woman, Nita, who got a red light product from us, and she put it in from. front of her eyes and she didn't know what was going on and like she literally the same day then is

looking at a TV and and then says what what happened to my TV and she starts getting a little bit frantic to her carer what happened to my TV come and tell me what happened to my TV and they're just saying what are you talking about what do you mean what happened to your TV and she said I can read it somebody changed my TV and who did this and so you for the first time in six years within the same day because remember the study I referenced 17% improvement in eyesight could could mean the difference between reading and non that was for her. And so, yes, she would make this prescription not work if it does. Yeah.

Yes, but what will happen is you will keep pushing your, your development will keep getting pushed out by your prescription. So you'll be fighting against yourself because you're training your eyes out of what they're doing instead of training them into it. I don't know a lot on this, this certain part I'm about to talk about, but I would recommend it based on what I've seen. It's just like these little glasses that have little tiny holes in them. Have you seen those?

no and you put them on you just just google that you'll find them but you're just basically looking through these tiny holes and it's training your eyes you're strengthening the eyes their ability to focus it makes sense to me i get i'm not an expert in it but i i've heard great things but anyway the red light was the one that was proven but if you in this particular study but yeah and and this woman right so she's 92 going on 93 and happens to have a big collection of issues like as you would at that age. And she has complete loss of peripheral vision. So she's only seeing out of tunnels, right, like this. And now she has complete peripheral vision. I'm not going to go make a claim and say, well, I know for sure. And everyone's guaranteed. I just observed this

and I've seen it. There's lots of studies on macular degeneration, which she had. And it's by far the best thing. I've never seen anything compared remotely to red light for all types of eye issues. And then the other thing was she had nerve pain in her feet that made her not be out of sleep. And she resolved that too. So completely. So she's a happy woman. She's done some great videos for me. Interesting. And she never heard of these pinhole classes at all. I got as like, I thought for some reason I thought these were going to be like with your prescription in it. And so you could choose to look through it for important times. when you're throughout the day and then not at other times because I just I couldn't use these

I can't drive without my glasses I can't read anything I can't operate I accidentally knocked my glasses off my end table in the middle of the night under my bed and it was an absolute excursion next morning trying to be like I was fumbling I was closing my bad eye trying to get closed like it was really frustrating but dude I think about that a lot with you guys I tell my girlfriend sometimes when she can't lift a heavy box or she's not willing to kill like a bug or something. I'm like, this is why I got to abandon you when the hard times happen. And what I'm talking about is like if there were an apocalypse scenario, like asteroid hits the Midwest and now we're living in the gray. And the sun hasn't risen in four years.

I'm like, I've got to leave you behind. You can't keep up with me. You're going to drag me down. I'm going to have to be defending your honor every time we bump into another person. Like, I can't take you with me. I feel the same way Well I mean it's realistic I feel the same way about Taylor though

With the eyesight I'm just I feel like it's a real liability Taylor I'd always be worried like if you drop the glasses Like we're out on patrol Looking for clean water And you break that fuck You break one of your lenses I'm like

Fuck he's this far away from just being disabled I'd have three pairs of glasses Oh and you wouldn't do that I don't believe I think you'd get sick of that After a couple days you'd leave me in the woods that's what i'm saying i'd be like taylor oh i hear something i'm gonna go check it out stay here be quiet and then you'd never see me again i'd like hold on to the back of your coat i wouldn't let you get away he wouldn't have seen you when you told him to stay there yeah yeah he was gonna

be like taylor wait here who's there i'm voting on kyle been the biggest lover and just just saying tyler i will die before i leave you brother and and and just i the tear streaming down his face and this massive romance hug that last. He wouldn't, he wouldn't abandon me. He talks big here, but you wouldn't abandon me, brother. I'd be gone, bro. I'd be gone. Like, like, I'd be like, you didn't have a backup pair just in case something would happen. You're like, you know, I'm always careful with my frames. I was like, well, now you're a blind man in the, in the apocalypse. You're like a fucking Twilight Zone episode. I have to leave. I like to think I could survive. I could survive a little bit in one of the post-apocalyptic groups by just like alluding to the fact that I was

a doctor and they'd be like that checks out he's got specs and then the first time someone's like dude we need a doctor taylor i'm like i never actually claimed that i'd start i'd be like we need some red light we need some red line on this wound man taylor sucks as a doctor he's the worst his supplies are leaves and sticks he gathered that dude fake it till you make it bro it's the only way to survive in the apocalypse lips, clearly. It's got to be. The worst would be diabetes, though.

Like, if you've had diabetes, I'd immediately, we're going to get insulin. We're going to get you more insulin. It's hard to get insulin in America. You'd be dead before it kicked off if you were like a, if you had like real bad be this. Yeah. Yeah, you'd have no chance.

Those people go out to a diabetic coma after a few days when they were insulin. Yeah, you'd be in a coma before shit happened. Yeah, exactly. You'd have to go hardcore and some therapies that could work. I, I've, you know, it's Dr. Gabriel Cousins from, he, he has seen, it was a smaller ratio is like 23% of his type 1 diabetes patients go into remission complete remission which you never hear of type 1 going into remission but he's a medical doctor and so when they say stuff like that it's not like he's saying like like cure everyone and he didn't

obviously use the word cure either but that's interesting but and there's a lot more information coming out even on like rats when they're exposed to nicotine they don't get type 1 diabetes but they do they it's a protective measure again it and so it's giving us clues as to what happened and the damage and we're we're using certain tools to to reverse it yeah so anyway yeah it's okay yeah this is keeping my beat us at bay right here this is this is just a little nicotine to tide me over keep me safe it also like I feel I think nicotine I think plants make nicotine as a I um to kill bugs yeah and I think and certain. So I would imagine

it's good for parasites too, Woody. Theoretically, like, like, you should pick up smoking. I'm just saying, like, like, maybe a cigar a day. Just, you know, you puff them, just, you know, like Schwarzenegger. It's also like, not a making man look more manly than a big old stogie. It helps with weight loss, too.

But not as much as meth. But, yeah, I see, Kyle, you're right, actually. I'm surprised. It's not for that. I'm surprised what Kyle's great as well. Which part was I right about? While nicotine and tobacco extracts have been traditionally and historically used for veterinary medicine for their anti-parasitic properties,

well, then they try to say there's no good modern data to support their safe and effective use for treating human infection parasites. But like, I mean, that's, but then nicotine is, you know, saying it's a toxin, attempting to self-medicate, leading to problems. but you know what it's there's so many studies to the contrary whether you look at like low hearing Parkinson's dementia depression anxiety Tourette syndrome autism specifically with nicotine being therapeutic to work and we've talked about the Alzheimer's part of it before kind of battling back we don't take this laying down we will not get Alzheimer's but I'll be totally cogent as our lungs are

They're completely wrong on this. You want Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's is a pleasurable trip for you. It's everyone else who suffers. Yeah. Maybe, actually. True. I don't know.

Sometimes they have that moment where they're really afraid, though, because they don't know where they are. Yeah, exactly. They have hanging mouth. Yeah. We're like kidnapped and just put somewhere random. Like, knowing where you are is so overrated. You don't get to pick what's on TV ever.

because you just say because then you can just like if I'm sitting there with someone with Alzheimer's and they're like I want to watch baseball and I turn hockey on and they're like 10 minutes later like this isn't the baseball game I'm like you demanded hockey you demanded it no I didn't it's like oh quiet you know what you know what I'm given and then I go put a sheet over them like a bird cage no one spends time with you when you have Alzheimer's you're just a bird They put you in front of the TV and leave you alone. Because the time is virtually worthless seemingly because, you know, like this person is going to have X amount of minutes before they reset.

So it's like maybe you could glean something from them, but it's mostly going to be tragedy. Like if I had Alzheimer's, I immediately want to be put down. Like Lenny. Like just put me down. I don't want to see him. Nice and men. Who's Lenny? Nice and man, the simple-minded fellow that he has to, Gary Sinise has to cap him in the movie.

That's what I want. No, you don't want that. I'll tell you why, because it's completely reversible, okay? And that's the problem. And I could tell you what's causing it, what's driving it, and how to reverse it, and there are countless cases of it getting reversed. And I feel like that's just mediocrity saying, give me a bullet, because you don't actually believe you could reverse it. So how would you reverse Alzheimer's? Okay. So one thing is, like, there's a few different things that are driving it, right? And it could be heavy metals, it could be parasites. It could be gluten from, you know, the hybridized genetically modified chemical mutagenesis wheat that we're

taking and piercing through the intestinal lining, leaky gut, intestinal permeability, going to the bloodstream, causing leaky brain, going to the brain. That one's big. And so I've seen cases where medical doctors have got dementia themselves and then gone, well, I'm a conventional doctor. What do I do to fix this while they're kind of half there? And, but trying to work out their way back out of it, like Dr. Kathleen Toops, who was trained under Dr. Dale Bredesen, she completely reversed her dementia. And she had three words while she's conducting Alzheimer's clinical trials. Remember these three words? And she's going, what are these three words? Why can't I remember the three words? And that's how she knew, I've got this.

And so, yeah, can't back up a car anymore, can't parallel park, can't remember her credit. What was the name again? Yeah. I bet she was a, I bet she was a great Parker before this. Yeah, yeah. There's a person named Catherine who came back up a car. I can't drive anymore. Oh, wow. She fixed it with testosterone treatment. Yeah, yeah. I think that would be another one. And so she completely reversed it. She had multiple chemical sensitivities, so she, which is basically just toxins. That's all it is, a whole array of toxins. And then, you know, sealing up and healing the gut with probiotics and digestive enzymes. and fulvic minerals not folic fulvic which will help repair the gut lining because it's super high

density nutrients about 100 micronutrients and it's 71 minerals so you then you get off the inflammatory foods you take heavy metal detoxifies it could be a zealite or a microsomal or some kind of eda that would help to chelate the metals out you go after the parasites that are that are driving a lot of this dementia and do a parasite cleanse you could use ivermectin but you could also look at natural ones that use black walnut hulls, green harvested, wormwood, clove and other great antiparacidics. Then the one that I like the most, which is one that you referred to and the big driver, I'm telling you, if there's any one chemical that's more behind this than anything else, like what are we doing all the time that could be contributing to this?

If we just had one little thing in it that had an effect on the brain, and if it was in the food all the time and we eat it, ate it all the time, then we would basically insuring the degradation of our mind. And that would be the pesticides, which is where glyphosate has had a whopping $11 billion in lawsuits, won against them, and 100,000 cases won, 50,000 cases pending. And what is it? And now here's the best question to ask, because then you say glyphosate's the issue. And then glyphosate is just like some random word that some company made up, which is basically like the reinvention of IG Farben who ran the concentration camps in Germany. Thank you, Monsanto and Bayer and the wicked kind of system that literally gives no, there's not care about you at all.

And guess how they're feeding the medical system by poisoning the people so that you need the drugs? And that's why I look, what's the medical symbol? It's a, it's a serpent. Do we have like evidence of, so like what's a big country that doesn't use glyphosate? like does maybe like it's like Japan not allow it and we look and see like oh these people eat it way less we eat it way more or like yes but also the lifestyles are so disparate there anyway and then genetic differences between someone and a german and a japanese person i don't know oh italy doesn't use anything with mexico vietnam germany uh i wish mexico didn't um uh there'd be definitely some regions in all areas like apparently that you know Luxembourg has a ban, and Denmark has a ban, Germany, some parts of Germany and Italy have certain bans on that. And you're right about the fact that we should go deeper into that data to find examples. But there are no countries that entirely free of pesticide use nationwide.

So therefore, we're kind of a little stuck with getting that data if you wanted to get it from a country you see what i mean yeah um but this this really interesting factor here what is it made out of and that's the reason why nicotine works okay what do you think they might be made out of what would poison and i'm not trying to get everyone to guess here but like what would it be that would poison the pests and and that works so effectively at killing the pest but somehow not kill you immediately but actually kill you over time it's um they're using synthetic compounds of wasp, spider, snake, scorpion, cone snail venoms, and they're the world-leading patent holders for animal venoms as pesticides.

So the animal venoms are what they derive glyphosate from, and that, you know, the bugs don't like being around that, and so they just don't touch the corn. Yeah, exactly. I believe that that's how fucking insecticides work. Most, most companies. I always thought of it as an herbicide. I didn't know, I didn't even know it had insecticide uses because I know, I think of Roundup.

You know, Roundup. Yeah, round up, yeah. Isn't that what glyphosate is, Roundup? Yes. Well, I'm guessing because I've never heard of it used to pesticide, but if you're saying it is, I'm guessing that it works for that too, maybe at a different dose or different delivery method. Yeah, exactly. Let me just make sure, yeah, you're right that it is primarily a herbicide, but, and so I may

have used a bit of a blanket term there. it's yeah glyphosate is a widely used chemical herbicide that kills weeds by blocking his enzyme that is essential for plant growth and then the question of herbicide or pesticide and like is there's insecticides and fungicides and it glyphosate is a type of pesticide so it's a very nuanced but yes it is a type of pesticide but like if you look at the the rats that Seralini had, where he, like, got rats to eat the glyphosate and then those that didn't, hey, come in, come in. And then he got those that didn't.

And then they ended up, like, filling up with tumors all over their bodies. And because when the venom's going to the body, you can come here. I'll give you a hug. What did you get out of bed? Okay. Look at this beautiful boy. No glyphosate for him. Yeah, I know, right?

as much as possible but I'm sure he's got it in him right because you know we eat out sometimes and and so but nicotine that's the reason why it's working for dementia because there are alpha-7 nicotinic acetylcholine receptors in the brain so they're going to bind to those receptors and so you compete for it but the reason why a lot of people aren't getting as well as they could is they're not pairing it with EDTA or something that would break the disulf disulfide bonds of the venom so it can't reattatch so you've got to think about something that will remove it out of the body red light will help do that as well and that's why it's really you know really effective for helping the cells through the mitochondria so i'll explain this mechanism because it's why it's so

relevant why it's so effective for all different conditions red light is getting picked up with receptors in the body like chromophores and they're going into the mitochondria to produce ATP adenicine triphosphate when cells have this energy they store it like a battery use it immediately for all cellular function and then that's how they they get better um that's how they go and repair that's how they detoxify so they will inherently find the toxins and get them out and that's why red lie is proven to degrade formaldehyde out of the brain specifically and that's why it is one of the mechanisms why it's working for Alzheimer's but it's also because it's oxygenating the brain it's causing oxygen to the brain cells and your reliance on oxygen is so critical that's

where you're breathing more than anything else. You breathe more than you drink water, more than you eat, and a ratio that is dramatically different, right? You can live a couple months without food, potentially, but a couple minutes without oxygen. And that's how critical it is for the cells and cellular function. And what red light does is it helps the cells undergo the complete cycle of their respiration. So cells breathe.

The reason why you're breathing so much is because your cells need to breathe, And when they lack light, then they can't complete these cycles, which cause them to be able to produce important gases like nitric oxide that cause you to actually have oxygen in your blood and in your organs. And that's why it's so effective. That's why it's working post-stroke and why I was just covering a case with it. It was in the British Medical Journal. The baby had a stroke when she was born.

At nine years old, she gets treated by red light. Within three weeks, she's now become a normal child. that did not have normal social abilities and then has now got normal social abilities and normal test scores. By three months, she had really completed that cycle. And it's all to do with oxygenation of the brain. And once you interface with the mitochondrial function,

it will go and detoxify glyphosate out of the brain. And if I'm right about the animal venom, so you notice how I connect dots, then go and look at red light studies on an envenomation, and you'll find the Botrop's Asper Snake was one case study where they used red light and it was extremely effective against envenomation and that would have been through the mitochondrial function but they specifically showed it it dropped the myotoxicity the edema the swelling and the

all the toxic markers associated how much are we all full of parasites no yeah like if we'd take some of that black walnut oil or whatever you said earlier well most of us will you like will you even notice it in your poop or would you like feel a bowl with worms and You might. You might. It's, it's, most are not visible. And if they're in the stool, then you won't know unless somehow they come out isolated. And, yeah, unfortunately, I think a lot of people that don't parasite cleansers are probably laughing because they, they end up getting really curious and trying to get a stick and, you know, break up their stool to try to find a parasite in there. Wow, vile. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I'd never have done that. just be like, I bet I'm, I bet it worked.

I feel better all standing there with a coat hanger. I'm like, you know, I feel better already, actually. But I'll give you an indicate is that you could often tell by the smell, there's a strong smell that is different and a putrid smell that is kind of like something. Ah, Taylor, you read up with parasites. Oh, yeah. What you want? Yeah, they're just so funny.

My girlfriend, the parasites sometimes make it where when you poop, you poop, you have to wipe your whole ass your hip these damned parasites got shit water on my lower back yeah so yes parasites are bad man and they they're systemic and

like just toxicoplasma gondy that's one parasite you know how many Americans that's the cat one yes exactly how many Americans you think might be estimated to be affected by that one of hundreds of parasites common in humans you don't have to be millions because of all the cat ladies who live around the...

Yeah, the dirty cat lady. At least 60 million, right? So that's CDC, right? So, and then those 60 million become carriers as well. Wait, that's like in America, it's 60 million? Yes, just in America. Well, that's, that's fucking,

there's only 350 million of us. I know, so... It's like 15, 17% or something. It's a zombie apocalypse, bro, and I... It is. Another win for dog people. Yeah. Yeah, are there, I hope.

I hope Toby didn't give me any worms, you know, I mean, we live pretty, we live pretty close, you know, Layla, he's, we share a bet. If he's got him, I got him. We got a black walnut it up and. Yeah, yeah, you can get, get on the parasite cleanses. And when you combine red light with parasite cleansing, it becomes a form of photodynamic therapy, specifically a parasite-related photodynamic therapy, extremely effective because red light is proven in and of itself to kill intracellular parasites. and so it's a really great combo because a lot of people try to do parasite cleanses and they never beat it and they suffer still and I think there's a lack of knowledge and I get one of this one of the like the Nobel Prize was one for artemisinin sweet

wormwood with which is what is ivermectin so you can actually get the original artemisinin and that is a photosensitizer so it's activated by red light like methylene blue which some studies are showing in 99 to 100% reduction in tumors with the presence of methylene blue, certain types of cancer, easier than others, but then others, but all showing a dramatic response in the clinical studies on photodynamic therapy with methylene blue. I saw like some post about the parasite thing months and months ago, and I think I know it was because I was high because at the time I was watching the video and the guy's talking about parasites and everybody's got these and you never do anything to get rid of them and I'm like

oh my gosh I've never I'm pretty is the appropriate amount of time to flush parasites never not once ever because that's where I'm at like is the appropriate time never ever and like I just got in my head high like oh what kind of baddies are living in me and then I woke up and was like I feel fine I'm probably good there's probably what kind of parasites could you have like like yeah you just like dirty food but yeah well giant round one do you know how many people worldwide are infected, infected with giant roundworm? Well, they eat that raw pork. Giant roundworm.

I saw that guy, his legs were like, there was more roundworm in his legs than there were legs. He had eaten so much of those called pork. Oh, my goodness. I just looked up the number. $807 million to $1.2 billion. I was going to say $1 billion and I was right in the middle. So, yep.

Holy cow. And that's just one parasite. Okay, thousands of parasites, hundreds that are common in humans. And when you get a parasite test done, they don't test for the main categories. They're testing certain isolated categories that mean that people test negative when they're actually positive. I remember a woman Natalia Voloshin. She had vascularitis, Hashimoto's thyroiditis, myisitis, and rheumatoid arthritis. So four conditions.

Before that, she was pretty healthy. she remembers eating savici in south america then help strike one does two parasite tests test test negative has spends 200 thousand dollars over the course of five and a half years trying to get better is in a wheelchair her legs are going gangrene gets told she's at cleveland clinic gets told that in in um in two weeks you're going to have both your legs amputated unless you go on high dose chemo and steroids she finds a documentary i put out called autoimmune secrets. She is at that point, she's seen 30 specialists, about half of them are functional medicine doctors and naturopaths. The other half are conventional. She watches my documentary series

and orders the protocol I created with my company Well of Life, gets on two bundles I created, one called the gut renewal bundle, the other one, the ultimate detox bundle, which uses mimosa puticaseed 10 to 1 extract, green harvested black walnut hulls. And so it was a parasite cleanse with folvic acid as a toxybinder with dandelion root milk thistle liver cleansing toxin cleansing within um three months well one she didn't have to get legs amputated two she within a few months then she starts seeing parasites and her whole body just starts changing even though she tested negative twice and i said ignore the test and um by a few months in she's back to swimming cycling pilates and i went and filmed with her um six years five years

ago in Del Rey and it was she was she was Estonian she she came to America and she had to work so hard for her career she had to be smarter than men to be able to accelerate in a world that didn't allow for that three people had to take her position when she lost he had to resign from her career she was very smart so her documentation was very articulate and her way to articulate was amazing so we covered that but it really inspired me to know what's possible so that was just parasite cleansing a heavy metal cleansing and she went from having these four conditions. And when she got of chemo and steroids, they said, well, instead of every two weeks,

we've got to test you every week. And her blood work normalized and without those. And they said, we can't explain this. And she said, this is what I'm doing. She showed the supplements. And so, yes, these things happen if you just go after the right culprit. Do you avoid stuff like tuna and stuff that has like mercury in at higher rates? Or are you like, no, it's fine as a treat?

I avoid it, but if I was like having it one off, I wouldn't get obsessed about it. And I'm generally vegetarian unless somebody's, you know, made something out of the goodness of their heart and wants to serve me it. I kind of would pretend that I'm not vegetarian to be hospitable, but I like that a lot. More vegetarians need to take a little page from that book where they'll be like, I can't eat that. And it's like, yeah, but grandma really worked on it. It's a fucking eat it. Yeah, I know. The one where I can't bend on is is pork pig.

That one's, and maybe that's because of the parasite count or something. I just can't, you know, but other than that, yes, I will concede. Pigs are that much worse. I know I've always heard that, but I just, pork is so tasty. I don't want to give it up. Yeah. But, okay, so if you watch the National Geographic films on how parasites take over the brain, of animals so they can't even control their own actions anymore like ants will go march the

opposite direction to where they're supposed to be going to hang themselves out of flowers and wait to get eaten by a cow so they can transfer and deliver the cow it's the same reason why the toxoplasmicondy gives you a fearlessness against cats I mean for mice so they become fearless around cats and they're like come on like you're my friend right and it's because the parasite wants to transfer and the mouse normally would have had that adversion by the way if you have toxoplasma gondi or toxoplasmosis, you are 7.1, three times more likely to attempt suicide than if you did not have it. So the certain directions to certain foods are very parasite-driven. Excessively sweet foods, excessively salty foods, other foods that contain more

parasites. We are driven by these parasites, from my research, in my opinion. Interesting. Yeah, we've talked about the, like, zombie ants and zombie bugs. I get that fungus. And I did hear that shit about rats turning into idiots when they get it and just like feeding themselves to cats. And it's just it's spooky because you don't want it, because it's easy to be like, yeah, but that's like dumb animals. Like I would know if something was making me binge eat all the time. And it's like, no, that's just me not having discipline. Who knows? Maybe I can offload this. This is parasites. It's not really. What's what happen when you remove parasites what's what happens to your addictions and your cravings it's

night and day and what's what happens to your mood and if you go on amazon and just look at parasite cleanse and read the comments under the ones with good reviews and they will say the craziest stuff in there that has nothing to do with what you would have thought like people getting off depression anxiety medications across the board uh and uh food cravings and addictions disappearing and so yeah like what's the reason that this isn't like because like this is like anti-parasite stuff is like real that it's like parasites are real why don't what's the reason that doctors don't prescribe that more or don't assume that more like oh you have problems consistent with these parasites we should check for it yeah because root cause medicine is being

thrown out the window and drugs like this is the Carnegie Rockefeller one world order new world order of the medical system, like, which was connected to the Flex and a report of 1910, where they literally just destroyed naturopathic medicine in the world and sought to squash everything and then shower money on the petrochemical drug revolution. And so we completely lost it and it was all built in the financial system. And then like a lot of us over the years have almost been running for our lives. I'm not even exaggerating. And if I told you the stories and if you read the history, but also people that I've known. And still a lot of us are puzzled, like, was that?

Did they just die of natural causes or was it foul play? And I'm not the guy that would ask that unless there was enough facts that were suspicious enough to make me wonder, you know, because it's a multi-trillion dollar industry, you know, I don't know, I don't know. But certainly there had been many proven cases and people like Harold Hoxie was, you know, in prison so many times. and he was a revolutionary treating governors and they would try to assassinate him

and whoever was sent to do that and he would pull out his gun and shoot back and you know the prisoner was when he was a prisoner they would surround the prison and ask for you know demand that he was released and I went to his clinic in Tijuana that his daughter was running the Hoxie Biomedical Center

that's Howard Hoxie so like the history of this has been so wild over the years that yeah it's it's that's why you don't know about these things because the people that are more free to talk about and believe in it aren't able to share it without being censored. But there is a bit of a revolution now where we're able to have these conversations. That's why you're even hearing about. That's why you know about it. So I really feel like people should not take that information for granted because your life will be that much better. And it's just going to be awesome. Like I've seen

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were in this case you've got it in one and you've got a nice high dose on it too and that that may be the perfect and i you just have to you know measure it against the study but generally speaking you've you've got a really good system there that even arguably people could use it for thyroid health in combination with red light or or just for for sexual health or just overall vitality because yeah the vitamin d is um is a really great tool along with the all the other tools you got in it with the pygium bark extract and the sunflower lecetin llycine yeah the pigium will get you leaking that that helps with with pre-com and so yeah and so you're going to notice that you're going to be like what the heck's going on here it's like uh it's like when you're on

the last few days of the flu where, you know, there's a little bit of, you know, snot there, but it's not snot. It's, it's intracellular fluid. What is it? What is it intra, what's the prostate make? Uh, uh, uh, what does it make? Let's, let's make sure we get that right. I don't remember what the name of that fluid is that the sperm swims in.

I should know this. Kyle, you should, you know this. I have no idea what you're talking about. Semino, seminal fluid? Seminal fluid. Yes. Prostate makes a seminal fluid. and then the sperm's made in your balls swim through that.

And so you have a much more comfortable ride to the egg for the sperm. Yeah. I don't think that's how it works. Well, Jonathan, thank you so much for coming on. I think we all learned a lot. I'm glad you. I appreciate you sending us those red lights. I'm going to strap mine on tonight. I look forward to testing that bad boy out. Very educational.

I appreciate it. I'm really, that's really kind. Thank you. I, yeah, I'm honored to join you guys. And I really appreciate the opportunity to reach and touch people that, you know, may not have had another idea or solution or help. And, you know, we talked about a prostate study earlier on cancer. Like, if you go conventional methods, you have a nine out of ten chance. That's what it said in that published study as well, nine out of ten chance of erectile dysfunction. And, and so, people are getting wiped out on these issues and a lot of guys who prefer to die than lose their ability to perform right and I just you know I just feel really bad how much people

suffer and I love every opportunity I get to be able to just reach out and say hey look there's a way there's hope there's a solution and I really believe that people that lean into that it's not just an idea their hope is based on real things that that are tangible and I appreciate you guys valuing that information. Same thing. I think I mentioned as either on this show or the previous one, my dad, I could not get his knees better.

It's $30,000 in stem cells. And then, you know, a few hundred dollar red light device, then his knees are working. And, and, you know,

he was in a lot of pain. So naturally I'm going to spend whatever money I can. And that's all I knew at the time over the last like six years. And now to see him out of pain, I feel so good. But he was always so sad to tell me,

like five, six months in, hey, sorry, Jono, it didn't work, because since I was like about four months to mature. So I'd be like, don't worry, Dad. It still could work. It still could work. And then, oh, it didn't work. This sinking feeling. Well, who knows, maybe there's people out there here in the, something that want to try out, see if it's right for them. And for everyone really interested, wanting to learn more, where can they find you on YouTube and social? Yeah, absolutely. And so YouTube, I look at my name, Jonathan Otto, over on Instagram. It's Jono.com. N-N-O-O-T-O-T-O.

You can find me on X, Jonathan Otto, 17, and then just, you know, look for me any place. We've got lots of great tools out there. There's a great series that we just released, like a 10-part series called Healing, sorry, it's called Regenesis, which is re-genesis-Series.com. So, re-genesis-Series.com. And then most importantly, as we're talking about this, If people are interested in red light therapy products, which after what you've learned today, I hope you are, then because you should be, check out what we've got at myredlight.com.

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right? Yeah. And so that was associated with 69.7% of the insomnia during the study going to complete remission of insomnia. And it's the best therapy for sarcopenia, muscle loss, bone density. It's a game changer. And we use the right specs. It's a mixture of red light, fire infrared heat, and P.MF all in one. And it's using the magnetic field strength of 150-milly Tesla. So super robust and well-well created system. You have cured that kid's insomnia. Let's put him to bed. Yeah. Look at him. He ceases sleep. Thank you for having me, guys. I appreciate it. Thanks. All right. Thank you so much, Shimon. Okay.

Kyle, you've been playing Arc Raiders? I have been loving Arc Raiders. I don't know how many hours I've got. You're probably catching up on me. I took a day or two off. Me too, ish. Yeah, I love it.

A day off, I mean three hours. Yeah, it's addictive. You know, it's got that extraction shooter thing where you just want to go back in for more. I will say, I wish there were more quests. because when I don't really want a PVP and I don't really want to just do a specific thing

the quests are what always keep me coming back like I really like that noise in Tarkov when you turn the quest in when you're like here's my here's my Salawa here's my D-Fib or what have you given I wish it made that noise when I climaxed just yes yes that

like whatever that is it's that affirmation I crave it and and it doesn't do that in in fact when you turn the missions in an arc it's kind of like, okay, here's another one. And I'm like, yeah, it's like, and you don't get XP for it, do you? You just get like a couple items in your stash. Like I'm, I'm starting to question why I'm even doing this.

Agreed. Yeah, you get, you get items. Some of them are very useful items. I don't know, I don't know, you might get some blueprints. There might be a blueprint or two you get. I read that on Reddit. I haven't gotten any myself. Yeah.

But I don't know. Like I said, I wish there were more quests because that would keep me coming back even more than mostly. what we do is I either play solo and goof around in there, which is rarely scary. Most of the time, it's just kind of a fun loot journey and shoot some robots with other solos. But then when we play trios, it's just PVP over and over and over, slam your head into a wall over and over. Like, we go to the really PVP heavy map, and sometimes we'll just run free kit after free kit after free kit. So we'll just throw ourselves, chase the gunshots whenever we hear them and just throw ourselves into a fight.

I like it a lot. I think it's really good. I'm not winning as much PVP as I'd like to. At Tarkoff, I won more often than I lost. In Call of Duty, I played that all the time. I got fairly competent at it. In this, I don't think it's my mechanics. I don't think my aim is falling short.

It's strategy. It's like, why? Why? Why did you run across the open sand like a baby Buffalo? You shot two robots in the air, and then you didn't anticipate that you'd be hunted from every direction at this point? why are you running around with a flashlight on at night that was my fault right you know like it's not a flashlight it's a light like on your chest so it like gives them that center of like

body effect like they're not even they're not aiming at something in your hand over here they're just right in the middle of you yeah i think my tactics like when i lose and or you know i mentioned this i think on pk and like oh here's a guy in a room full of what essentially are chest high walls their computer stations uh gurney stuff like that like but this guy has a all sorts of cover. And I'm what, standing in the open doorway, hoping to, like, I had to be nine times better than him to win when I give him that advantage. Why did I take that fight? And every time I die, I'm like, you didn't die because you can't work a mouse. I'm not shroud, but I'm competent. You died because you were stupid. You need to stop being stupid. And I think partly the solo

raids encourage me to be stupid. And then you can. They make you soft. They make you think it's safer than it really is. And then you go into the public ones. And also, I've ran through this field before. Nothing bad ever happened. Another thing, I haven't played a shooter that had knock before, like, or knockdown.

Yeah, yeah. I might get in my vocabulary wrong, but like in Cod or in Escape from Tarkoff or any other game I've played, when you kill someone, they're dead. There's no coming back from that. In this game, you just put them in a down state. It's a lot of... It's a mechanic in battle royale type games, like

apex or um um battlefield and you know it's probably like two hours in apex it is basically it's new to me and uh like the strategies on like when to push when not to push you know how to take if you're three v three and now you've knocked one of them do they do you guys push or not how hard are you if you have no shield and half health do you push right now i see a lot of great players pushing in that situation yeah whereas i tend to retreat and heal up and i'm like well i've just we're both retreating and healing now we've both equalized you didn't press that small advantage you did have right it it's smart to bring two guns in right so while that idiot's reload reloading's pretty slow in this game you know this but people don't um so while they're reloading you can switch

guns and finish them uh and it's like I should have taken advantage of that push but like I'm learning the strategies but I'm not where I'd like to be I'm the same way I feel like um you know I wouldn't say we win a lot of our PVP heavy matches. We probably lose more than we win. And we'll beat the first team and we might even beat the second team that shows up. And then holy shit, we beat that third team

because it was only one of them left and that counts. But this fourth team, they're up there and they're shooting down at us and I'm out of meds now. And I think that that is a consequence of our creators has a couple problems. I think it needs bigger maps or less players on them

because it's just you're getting swarmed like we played duos last night and me and Middy we kill the first team like it's what I just described it's like we've the fourth team got us not the first second or third like we we were crawling

and begging and picking each other up and like it was a hard fight but we beat the first three teams god damn it but that fourth team they're all full shields full ammo they're like they're not like my heart

pounding. You know, my nerves are on edge. I've only got so much nervous system. And your five real shield recharges are down to one or zero. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think we've ever beaten three teams, but I don't know if we beat two. It happens fast. Like we get like a man. That's a problem. You know, like we're beating this team. Oh, it's going well. Well, now some other guys coming in from the side with shots and the second mouse gets the cheese. And I, lots of strategies for me to learn. But I'm having fun with it. Um, the solo culture is hilarious. So it, you can play this game with one, two, or three people. And, uh, if you play with two or three, it's almost all PVP. Expect to shoot on site, expect it to be like cod. There's no friends out there. But if you play solos, nine out of 10 people are friends. And one out of 10 is villain. So you kind of have to be on your toes. And at first, I hated the villains. But then I realized what the game would be if there were no villains at all. Probably what they're supposed to do.

Yeah, you need some villains in the game. And I stole this thought from a YouTuber, but I've completely adopted it as my own now. You need villains in the game. Otherwise, like, there's no tension when you run against another player. You don't know if he's that one in ten. And I, I, solos are fun.

You know, and I love, dude, two years ago, I thought cost playing was gayer than George Michael licking ice cream. Roll play, sure. I mean, I do mean role play. You're right. and now I'm like Hello kind stranger Hey weary soldiers

Stay safe out there I do my best My favorite slur I cannot stop calling things Clankers Oh my God I fucking love it It's us against those fucking clankers out there man Which is a slur for AI or robots in general

I'll tell you my enemy's favorite Slur is not even clanker I've been called the N-word three times now by enemy players Oh, I thought you meant by me today before the show. Well, that's like a loving N-bomb. They get me with the mean ones. Like, there's a lot of kids that play the game.

And so you'll beat them and they'll be laying on the ground dying or vice versa. They'll beat you and you're laying on the ground dying. And they'll call you that N-word like really consistently. It happens a lot. Sometimes it's just I killed this guy and he's laying on the ground. And he's just rapid-firing N-Bombs. He's just like, Ninja, Ninja, Ninja, Ninja, Ninja, Ninja. And I'm like, kill him.

like, I kill him. Shut him the fuck up. I haven't seen that. Here's a thing that did happen to me. So in game, you press B to talk. B is like proximity chat or something and you can talk to other people. I messed it up and I'm hitting V and I'm talking to it. I'm like, hey, brother, I'm friendly, friendly. But if you don't hit it back either with an emote or talking, then they assume you're not friendly and they start murdering you. And I'm like, hey, man, I'm friendly. I'm just out here. foraging for mushrooms V doesn't make

you talk. It makes you walk extra slow, which is like the worst thing for this scenario. So he starts lighting me up and I start dragging my feet. I go down and then I'm like, oh man, I was hitting the wrong button. I just wanted mushrooms. Why'd you have to do that?

And he's like, I didn't know. He's like you're a ninkum poop. We were playing 3 V3s. Both my friends died. They were unrecoverable. There's a rocketeer in the sky. There's a bombardier out there.

They're out in the sand. I got free. And I swear I tried to save them. I threw a Lord grenade. They temporarily got saved, but it didn't work. And at the extract, there's a team of three, right? So I'm like, well, I can't win a 1v3, especially with knockdown. And the match, the extract's closing in seconds.

This is the last extract of the rate. and so I'm like friendly friendly friendly hoping that they're not friendly right I get in there they start gunning me down and the walls are coming up as soon as the walls come up I'm safe in this game after you knock someone down which is what they did to me you like crack both knuckles and wind up the fist and give it to them

and cracks first knuckle cracks second knuckle winds up the fist I win it stopped right there It was so close. And honestly, that's probably better than if they were friendly. Yeah, absolutely. It's more fun that way. Yeah, I like the game. I like the culture of the game.

The third person shooter thing, I would prefer first person. If it were first person, I would prefer it. And if there was a first person game mode, I would play it exclusively. I would give you a disadvantage, though. It would give them a disadvantage, too. Like, we'd all play first person. I don't want to just make me first person. And I want to make a, I want to play.

You were going to play first while I could look around the corner. No, no. Yeah, I'd never win a fight ever. Just be like, do you think he's still there? Who knows? He's like, he's just looking at you from behind a rock. Yeah, that part, it plays into it a little bit. It makes the gunfights a little weird.

And the gunfights are not fun when it's this standoff thing where the three of us sort of pick it, the three of them and back and forth. Sometimes we'll be playing, and one of my teammates will shoot at a guy across the map. And I'm like, what do you do? doing? What's the best case scenario here? What if his help was low? And that one shot you fired, knocked him out. Then what? They're just go pick him the fuck up. And now they're mad at us. And they know where we are. And everybody near us really knows where we are. You previously had an information advantage and you gave it away for nothing.

Yeah. Everybody's coming to get us. No, it's a great game though. I'm really enjoying it. It's the main thing I'm playing. I'll go back and play some battlefield at some point. Definitely the battle royale because I dig those. But right now it's Arc Raiders for sure. That's Yeah, that's been the ground. My tactics are crap. It's why I'm not winning more. You know, I've got thousands of hours in mouse and keyboard shooters, and my aim is, it's fine.

I've seen what great aim looks like. I know what shroud looks like. I'm not pretending to be him. But it's really my tactics that I'm, every time I lose, I'm like, it's hard being stupid. Shotgun's really strong. And you can, you can do like a reload cancel animation. You can kind of rapid fire that thing.

I've heard you can macro that too. Some YouTuber was complaining about macroing it. I don't know if that's, that's probably illegal. I don't know. So I have seen them give people's gear back to them along with a message that says, you lost this gear to someone who was playing with an unfair advantage. Here you go.

Oh, really? Yeah, they do that. Tarkov does that too, I think, to some extent. But I don't know if that was because of a macro specifically or some other, like, cheat or unfair tactic maybe even they were using but yeah i've seen the shotgun macro i wouldn't macro it because that that's actual scummy shit but i would abuse like a game feature that i think you like shoot and then you like pull up your quick um your quick use meant your radial and then maybe you even have to like select an item and then immediately go back to the shotgun and but if you do all that

fast enough then you don't have to pump the shotgun and it's a very slow pump it's like boom but if you have that thing macro it's boom boom boom boom boom boom and it's really strong huh i wonder if that's what i saw shroud doing i saw shroud or he might have had a better shotgun that does shoot like that that too um he could have had the volcano as well there is a like just straight up better shotgun there's the you know um shroud's just fucking nasty with everything i'd be surprised if he was doing a like a um a reload cancel or something summit though i could see summit

Absolutely. When Summit was ruling the high seas in that pirate game, he had all of those, like, quick swap, like, you're supposed, it's like this. The gun fights are supposed to take a long time, but he would just be like, boom. And you're like, what the fuck just happened? I died in impossibly fast. And he'd just bully people, one V3 and stuff. So I, they'll patch it. They already, they already dropped one patch and they bounced a lot of stuff. They changed the values of a bunch of things and the cost of things. I'm talking about today's patch. Yeah, they nerfed the Venetor, you know, the blue semi-automatic. I had like four Venetors in my inventory that I hadn't used yet, and now it got nerfed. And I'm like, I'm dumb. Yeah. Someone said, like, the things in your inventory are not yours. Like that pink gun that you like so much, it's not yours.

It's just your turn to use it. Take your turn. And somehow that burned into my mind and meant a lot. Like, yeah, use it. What are you going to do? do not use it? It's not fun in your inventory. Go use it. Go see what it's like. It's not losing it that ever bothers me. It's them taking it. Does that make sense? Like I would absolutely delete it from my inventory and feel nothing. Like I could just delete it out of my inventory in the pre-game lobby or

whatever. And I wouldn't care. That was the only one I had, but I'll find another one someday. Or I'll get a blueprint and I'll craft them myself. I don't care. But if I lost a fight and you called me a ninja and then I knew you were taking my pink gun I'd be like god damn it he's got my he's got pinky she's in his stash now he's he's running his filthy fingers all over her fucking uh her dials

and who's he was it's my mind doesn't go that it's not about the other player like getting the best of me it's about my own mistakes for me it's like you know it's fine that he won GGs you played well my problem is I played poorly like I uh what was I think

you know I saw your cover what I thought I'd hit you in the head better than you could hit me in my anywhere oh you were able to dodge in and out of cover while I'm standing here in the sand why did I take that fight I should have been doing everything I could change the fight um that's the thoughts I have if I lose and I had another this was a solo it wasn't fighting someone I got shot by a clanker and uh another person comes and they're like oh man they like shot the clanker that killed me and I'm like bro I got big shit in my inventory don't let it go to waste it's all yours get that out of here and he's like thanks man I'd be fine with that too it's it's just whenever they get me and especially in solos a lot

the people that I do end up fighting they were sitting in a corner waiting on me like it's an ambush it's almost always a fucking ambush it's it's so rare that we're you know we meet each other and like, you're like, hey, are you friendly? And he's like, no, let's do this. Like, that almost never happens. It's, if anything, they're going to pretend, you'll pretend like they're your friend, but they're always trying to circle around to your back. You know, they're always trying to get behind you inexplicably.

You know, like, like, I say that I, someone said it to me and now I use it all the time. It's like, hey, bro, I want you to know, I had the drop on you, but I'm friendly. And they're like, oh, yeah, I could see it. Like, I've done that. They don't care. It doesn't work. Okay.

There was a guy and I was like, I could have killed you at any moment. Why? And he's just crack. Crack. And temp slaps me to death. Like, I'm in the room with him and I'm talking to him like, hey, look out.

That arc is coming to get us. You know, the rocketeers out there too. So the only agro him. And he just sprays me down. And I'm like, dude, I was behind you. Watching you rifle through that chest for like 30 fucking seconds. I could have beat you to death of my hammer. Yeah, that irks me a little, but in extraction shooters in general, the part that upsets me

and will make me like get a little mad and get up from my computer and go watch TV or something is them taking my shit. I don't want them to have my shit. If there was a perk where I could carry less, I could loot less, but nobody could ever get my shit, I'd use that perk. I don't want them to have it. I don't want him to have it. I can half get on board with that.

Sometimes I'll take a gun into a row. raid and I cut me went well I leave I upgrade that gun do that two three times now that's like a level four gun that gun and I have seen some shit we've killed a bunch of clankers and a couple raiders too and then I lose it and I'm like not old faithful no I've been repaired it all this time like we had a bond and rust take that takes that to a way higher level like the stuff that you're if you're wearing good armor and rust, it's so many hours to craft that shit up and get the blueprints to craft it

and all the raw ingredients that formed it. Like each bullet, the gunpowder that it took, like you had to make that gunpowder. You started with sulfur and charcoal. You know what I mean? Like you literally do. Like that means you have to go,

you have to create charcoal. You have to farm sulfur in huge of quantities. And so everything he took from you has a time value, your time. Like he didn't just, just he just took like an hour and 15 minutes of your life away in your inventory and it's his now and like getting that back from him if you can ever raid him when he especially if they're offline which is my favorite because they wake up and the shit's gone like if you can ever get

into his base get into there where the chests and the gold are and you're just like oh that's eight hours that's 12 hours this is like this is four people worked for three days straight eight hours a day and we're stealing it now like it's almost as good as a real bank robbery when you're in there and their bodies are laying there asleep and and this guy's been bullying you like like for days and you've got the chainsaw out over his sleeping body like that's fun that that's really fun um but yeah arc's great i look forward to new updates i want bigger maps it's $40 yeah i don't know the games i bought lately have been less than i think of $60 is the price of a game i don't know just what i think it is and i'm like i've been paying 40s lately

if I get 80 hours out of a $40 game, I feel like I won. I love to get 50 cents an hour. That's pretty good. And, you know, not everything's going to be some Elton Ring, 2,000 hour game. But if you pay 50 cents an hour,

you did fine. I agree. No, I agree. I think a bit like that, too. I did spend 60 on it. I bought like $20 for the credit. What do you get with the other 20? I'll have to look.

So there's, like, like I said, there's like a special edition version of the game that's $20 more. But what I did is, just bought $20 worth of the end game currency so I could pick and choose like which which helmets and like shirts and whatever I wanted from the whole list of things. I wanted to make my character look like Furiosa from Mad Max. So I wanted her to have that like grease thing on the top of her forehead. And I wanted his goggles too.

So that took some piecing together. So I, uh, I do that way. My character's pretty cute. If you're listening, you bang me. My friend though has an ugly man with a giant afro and he gets compliments everywhere he goes. it's like yeah it's mostly

most people pick the there's only one girl that's cute like one girl model that's cute and so you run into copies of her all day long

pretty much everybody's playing that girl from what I've seen oh yeah you can be whoever you want there's like I don't know there's a bunch of different face models

one of the ugly guys yeah you can play and you can like there are modifiers for each skin like there's a guy let's call him Ted there's a Ted skin model

but you can make Ted have a mohawk or a receding hairline or you can give him like I guess it's acne but it looks like he just rubbed shit on his forehead and his cheeks you know it's not usually what acne looks like it's well on black people though um it's a well you're playing as a black character well I've only seen it on a black character that's how it's like model to you in the store so it could be Morgan Freeman freckles oh no these are like gross this is it really looks like a like a like he did You know what that guy needs? Morgan Friedman?

No, the guy you're describing, you know what he needs? Little urine therapy? Little urine. That'd take that right off. I'd take that right off. I just spilled my precious urine into the toilet. Yeah. I hope you guys enjoyed the piss man.

Because I did not. Yeah, you sat there quiet for like 40 minutes. You know, and I was hoping that he would mention, he's like, coil you're very quiet i was gonna be like mama said you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all i tried to like poke hole i kept like fact checking a lot so much of what he said was true or either like this is true and this is true but the connection is his alone and i just felt unqualified the one time he said eyes are part of your brain i'm like i got him now that's not true and i'm like fuck eyes are probably i'd never been told this before yeah

I believe my whole light. It did seem like there were reams of actual evidence about red light. There are. Very much less than that about the urine stuff. So what I was trying to fact check along the way too. And I didn't bother to argue with him because he would get like 70% there, not talk about the core function of something. But all of his facts were right.

Like when he was talking about the fat loss with the light, I think they use, it's similar to liposection, what they do. They liquefy the fat with like a laser they put inside of you. That's one type. And there is also the red light therapy time kind where you just, let's see here, time to, yep, time to lose some weight. Like, and I don't think that lost thing. I'm sorry, can I jump in?

Yeah, yeah. And it said it was more used for sculpting. He was talking about it for a 400 pound man, which is not what I found. but they said like yeah you can have some targeted weight loss with red light and it's like accepted as true and I'm like so many things were like that like close enough to true that I didn't want to say untrue is it going to help a 400 pound man no is it going to help some guy who's skinny everywhere except for the bottom part of his abs that's how I lose weight it's really

like the bottom part of my eyes is the hardest part um like it's it's a bit maybe red light would have had some targeted fat loss in that spot. You know, it would have been awesome and hilarious if he was saying that and he just like threw in. He's like, I'm 71, by the way. It's like, oh my God. That would have been very funny. I've been,

my friend who's really into the red light thing has talked my ear off about it enough and like done the stuff he was doing of like, no, here's a study from like Mayo Clinic. Like here's a study from this and that. But that friend of mine has never once mentioned. urine stuff and so I'm into that very fresh very brand new

dude there were times I would ask a question to try and keep it going and I'd be like maybe now is when Woody and Kyle will step in nope okay well I was literally like you know maybe I'm the odd one out here but I was having a hard time not laughing

and in his face and at the silliness of it all so that's kind of where I was and I didn't want to just be mean about it, so I decided not to say anything because I didn't know what to say that would be nice. You don't think the, like, the red light thing is pretty mainstream now. Is it the urine stuff?

Well, when you, with a blanket statement like that, sure, the red light thing is pretty mainstream now. Okay, for what? For acne, for psoriasis, for joint pain, not so much cancer, long-term COVID. and some of the other claims I mean he's talking about people that needed their knees replaced and he's

fixing them with like literally you said that maybe his dad even isn't his knee needed replacing all right well that means there's like cartilage off a bone and there's there's degradation of actual bone you're gonna need a goddamn Star Trek red light to regrow a fucking knee

you know what I mean and autism like and I love how look he does a good job of drawing those connections when he talked about the mitochondrial repair of red light. Apparently, that is somewhat a thing with the eyes, but you're not going to look at a light and rewire your brain. If you could, you'd see it on an, if you could, you'd see it on like an MRI or something,

some sort of brain, you'd be able to like put, you ever see where they put the person in that brain scan? And then they show them photographs or they trigger emotions to see like what parts of the brain light up. But where's the speech center? I'll just ask him to recite something. Or where's the memory? Ask him to remember something.

And you can see those parts of the brain light up. If we were repairing people's brains with lights in their eyes, then we'd be able to see it before and after. It's nonsense. People have been selling piss in bottles. Now you deserve that because there's no excuse. You make your own. Like you're,

I'm serious. Like, why would you buy some? one else's pee. Assume for a second, Kyle, you are a million percent bought in on the pee. It's flying off my shelves. It's flying on the shelves. Woody Brand Pee still made the old fashioned way. Have you ever seen it? I have

seen it used as some sort of a like wound treatment. As like a wound treatment, I think. And they like, they cook it down until it's like laughy-taffy. Like they're stirring it with a stick. And I mean, it's literally like saltwater taffy consistency. Is that the urea?

Like they're gathering all Who's doing this? Native Americans or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to look into that red light thing tomorrow. And the funniest possible option is that I then have to like go out. I have to drive somewhere and I put these glasses on and I can't. I see just fine now. Dude, if it fixes my eyes, I'm going to be outside my eye doctor's picketing by myself.

Like, don't believe his lies. I'm going to have that. Like, momentary. You better sign up for Jonathan's program or whatever, too. You know, if it cures your borderline blindness, then I'll get on board too. What does he sell? I couldn't find his website. I guess it'll be in our description.

I'll go look at it afterwards. I mean, the red light fans. Yeah. But no, like, does he sell him on Amazon? I didn't see his website. Oh. It's my red light.com. oh okay thanks it's a good URL get i agree yeah he's got that well he has a degree in

marketing i could tell no i think it was journalism and something else right uh it wasn't epidemiology let me look at my i would have known if that was stated oh i believe he's an anti-vaxxer um like um covid conspiracist the COVID thing he was talking about red light for long COVID people and when he said that I'm like okay so this this guy believes that COVID is a disease he's not like it's made up sheeple like total falsity I don't know there's that scene in the in the outlaw Josie Wales where that the carpet bagger is there and and he's selling this fucking miracle tonic out of his carpet bag and he's like it works on our and rheumatism. It works on bad eyeside. It'll regrow hair. It'll make hair not grow where you don't want it.

It'll make you strong. It'll make you tall. And he offers some of the Clean Eastwood. And Clint Eastwood spits his tobacco spit right on the guy's white suit and goes, how's it work on stains? Taylor, I looked it up. Graphic design and marketing is what I saw. That's what he said it was.

Marketing. Okay. I thought there was, I thought he said journalism in there, too. He said he got a master's, a postgraduate degree in something else. I forget what that was. I don't know. I am noticing maybe he has another website, but there is no mention at all of the P stuff on my redlight.com,

which if I were running a site like this, I would also keep it separate. I would want it to be like, hey, you know how you hear about red light from like doctors and things now? That's what this site is about. go to you know urine for you dot biz if you want to learn more i guess there's no money to be made in selling pee you're retarded if you buy pee like if you're all bought in kyle if you were bought in a million percent yeah one on earth could sell you pee because you're like uh you could i could just

drink the water let me tell you how though like because as he said um like they would use the urine of certain animals or people with certain hormonal cycles going on to to to get a more concentrated version of what they were going after so if you told me you had a guy that you've been pumping full of stem cells and they're just oozing out of them i'd want his piss or if you told me like like um with the the reproductive drug that they made i think they used either mayor urine when they're in estrus or maybe like people urine when they're uh ovulating or whatever i think they did something like that and then they isolate it out that's the same thing with the stem cells in the piss by the way like drink all the piss you want you're not getting enough

stem cells to do any fucking thing. What they do is they take stem cells that are in piss and they culture them and they grow millions of times more than what they're put a cup of piss you're drinking a 2025. You're drinking a 2025 vintage. When I go for pee, I go for one of my 19s, one of my 18th. One that's been in my my piss cellar for years. And it's been allowed to ferment because at a kidney infection this year, you can tell. See, this one's got blood in it. Maybe I'm doing that wrong. I'm just buying it from Belle Delphine. I mean, you can't do that.

I don't think she sells piss, but they would sell if she did. It would definitely sell if she did. She should sell your socks. What is this bootleg website I've been on then? Who's piss if I've been drinking? Oh, no. And I know. The thought of drinking your own pee is gross enough.

The thought of drinking. someone else's is what if it was a diabetic though see oh there you go no that's the piss I want to pee dude I don't care me I'm slugging it no matter what with like a I got a soda in the other hand no matter what it tastes like and I'm guzzled

no you got to let it breathe you get your nose down in the glass first thing you do have you ever seen that whiskey guy where he's like first thing you do with pee you pour a little bit in throw it out you caught the glass you really get your nose in that He gets so far in the glass.

This guy, this guy, I can tell he drinks a lot of coffee. Yeah, it'd be hard to stick to a pee regimen on asparagus day. Oh, that would be terrible. You're like, oh, I got a ward on my hand. I'm going to rub my asparagus pee on it. And then right back out to the dinner table at the restaurant, baby. That was another one. Like, piss ain't going to remove warts, people.

Come on now, don't be peeing on your warts. Like, and I don't think it's even good. for jellyfish. What do you have to lose? I think it turned out that it's not good for jellyfish for some reason. I think I read that. He said they tell you that. He did cover that. That's fair. I always thought it was one. I always thought it was only good for jellyfish stuff because you're at the beach and you're severely limited in available things. Like if there's a medical kiosk right there, I would imagine they'd be like, okay, well, don't pee on it. Like, we're going to put you in this kiosk and then they're going to use something to wash it. I don't know. When I was the lifeguard, jellyfish stuff.

things. They'd be like, do you sure this works? I was like, it's more for me. Did you feel on people? No, just that would have been great. Yeah, I think maybe it's the ammonia or something is doing something like cancelling out

the venom somehow or something or the toxin, whatever the fuck of jellyfish injects into you. I wonder if this, like, I, you know how your pee is clear when you're like duzzling liquid? Sure. I'd feel like that. that pee can't be as good. And he was like, he said it didn't really seem to matter.

And it's like, but it seems like it should matter, right? Because if I'm guzzled, no, no, no, because, well, if he's going for stem cells, those are coming from your kidneys. Those are just like oozing out of your kidneys and leaching into your piss. So, like, I don't know why, like a, so a more hydrated piss, I don't see why it would matter, I guess. I think it's going to leach at the same rate, no matter how much liquid you push through. You're just getting internally.

where I was like, well, how could it not matter? I mean, it doesn't matter. I'm just so clear. Well, is someone not trusting the science? I'm not trusting the science. Wow. I'm not. Are you doing your own research?

I trust capitalism. I trust capitalism because I know that wherever there's a buck to be made, someone will be, if piss, like, I can't think of anything cheaper than piss. There's a billion dollar industries devoted to just getting the piss away from us. and disposing of it. I just, piss is free. They probably pay you to take their piss.

And so the idea that like Bayer hasn't been like, holy shit, turns out piss. It's the magic ingredient to like everything. Like I felt maybe I was saying it too much that I kept jumping back to. It was like, okay, but if this is like the thing,

then why isn't Johnson and Johnson and Pfizer and these like, why wouldn't they try to make a foray into it? Like if there was a huge amount of pee evidence that... Because they make medicine. Why wouldn't they do it? Because they do... They have made a foray into the red light thing,

but they are curiously silent on the urine thing. Yeah, just like the water-powered car. I think it's the government hiding it from us. You know, yeah. I should have asked him about conspiracy theories because that seemed like an open-minded guy. Oh, man. That's a missed opportunity.

Yeah. Well, hey, is it too late? Get him back in here. Dude, I liked him. He was very friendly. I'm glad you did. Very knowledgeable. It's important that one of us does.

Well, I didn't know anything he was saying. And, like, you can listen to things. I couldn't look at his face. I couldn't look at his face. I hated him so much. What? I kept trying to fact check him. But everything was like, like,

like this baseline thing is true this baseline thing is true this conclusion was his own and what i'm supposed to go head to head with him on the conclusion part i've been doing this for 90 seconds now exactly for a living it's very easy to be bamboozled when you hear a lot of those words coming out and it's like okay those are all real things and then the conclusion follows and it's like well it's just the trash becoming stars again it's like i don't know enough to dispute this like all I know is like I got drink his piss today I'm you know like that's true checkmate check in the check I don't know I maybe I'm a room we should we went down that he's like like nice to use the same glass to drink the fist every day or like straight from the hose like

like how are you doing this I bet he has a mug with like a joke on it it's like an old a pee a day keeps the doctor away someone his wife uses his mug oh damn it why'd you pee in my mug yeah

do you think the whole family's in on the pee thing like that's when life gives you one that's very what he was freaking lemonade over there that cracked me up I left up

Woody's got a big glass of lemonade he's choking it down and I was like God I hope that's lemonade I hope he's not over there I hope he's not over there like you know I do have that war that won't go away I was worried another thing is like

I learned he was going to be the guest like so late you know that like when I was doing like trying throughout my day to like put on like a video or a clip here and there to try and catch up it's like if you've never spent even one second in this corner of the internet it all sounds like well what the fuck like I don't know any of the I don't even know the problems we're talking about here.

And, like, it certainly don't know enough to push back on it. He did, like, I thought he was friendly. And he did seem like he earnestly wanted to help people. I push back on eyes not being the brain, dumbass. I mean, I let you guys storm that beach because I'm like, I think he's right here. He wouldn't have said it like that if he wasn't right. He was right about almost everything you said. It was just the conclusions that you couldn't Google, like all the foundational stuff.

was there. Yeah, all the foundational stuff that was there. But the part where like the thing does the thing he says it does isn't there. Right. That's what's not there. For the extreme stuff you're right. Because like, and he would lead into it where it's like, well, look at this, these reams of evidence about it helping with these like lower level things in regard to the red light therapy. Sure. And then he would like segue from like, look at all these studies saying these like lower level things can be helped. Now we're going to talk about high level things and just use the conclusion that it helps that it will also help this and it's like well yeah okay if it does that shit with fat and like doctors are using it sure fine cancer you know i think helping cancer would be really really

big business like someone would get in that that vacuum and do something he said that ladies legs were gangrenous i mean maybe it was a powerful light or it reminded me of when don't trump was a press conference and he was like is there a way we could put the uv light inside the person and purify their blood and it's just like no sir no there's not that's the stupidest thing i've been asked in a coon's age moving on i wish someone would stand up to him like they're they're praising that some reporter because she asked about um uh the the the saudi prince killing that kashoggi journalist uh like through his face they're like oh this lady has balls of steel but then she sits there and like eats his insults why does nobody just pop back was that the one he called piggy or

no this was in the oval office he had the prince of fucking Saudi Arabia in there to get the actual guy who she's like she said United States um intelligence agencies came to the conclusion that the um the crown prince there was like instrumental in the the murder of washington post journalist i think um kashoggi whatever his fucking name was and and the question when on from there. And Trump is like, that is an ugly question from an ugly person. Who are you with? ABC news? Fake news. Fake news. How dare you ask that question. That is insubordinate. And it's like, why is she subordinate to the fucking fake royalty of Saudi Arabia? Why, why are, what are we talking about? I wish he'd cracked. I wish he'd said that.

It's like, I'm not his subordinate. Yeah. I'm a United States citizen. Insubordinate means you're, I'm sorry, Kyle. It means that you're not like respecting or obeying your superior. She doesn't work for the crown prince. It's, it vibe to me like a four-year-old who doesn't know a word, but has often been chastised in this way

or heard it as a pejorative and just repeats it. Could be. And I wouldn't be surprised if we hear more piggy-related things because I'm all in on my conspiracy theory that he is on Ozempic and he is starting to feel himself as he like slowly

loses weight. He's getting cocky. Because the woman he called Piggy was thin, like not just not fat. She wasn't an average woman. She is, she is. I saw a picture of her from the front and the chin would not have passed the Woodworth standard. I don't think. I saw in many pictures you want. That woman, that lady is.

Oh, she's not mad. Catherine Lucy. Catherine with a C, Lucy, L-U-C-E-Y. Regardless, he is a big fat person. He can't call someone who's like. Like, at most 10 pounds overweight, fat. Catherine Lucy is skinny as fuck. She's just as skinny as Trump's daughter.

Like, that's a woman who weighs 110 fucking pounds. Like, she's a little lady. I'm waiting for Zach's. Yeah, I must have just seen a bad picture of her with that thing. Because she is absolutely not fat. Yeah. That's not even a super flattering picture. That's her when she's not being.

You can tell she's not fat, though. It's the end of a long day. And yeah, you can see. This is not a fatty. There. Yeah, I got tricked by bad lighting. She's thin. Yeah.

Trump's wild, man. I don't know what's going to happen. Wild and out? You know, the Saudi prince? What was that? The Woodward standard. I envy that neckline. That's,

that is not the one of us, though. So I recant. She's a nice lady. I renegg on this stage. He met you have. way. Because I'm, oh wait, we did do this and I thought it was both were appropriate. They are, they are, they are.

But, but one of them's infinitely funnier than the other. That's true. Yeah. It is a funny word. The guy who added that the dictionary was like, you know what I'm thinking. I got it. I got my publisher. It came back for Webster's look.

They did it. They printed that shit. Don't I know the implications? I was on this Reddit last night. I saw it referenced on Twitter. And so I know you guys are Reddit connoisseurs. Have you ever heard of a Reddit called Arfid, A-R-F-I-D, or a quote-unquote eating disorder called Arfid? No.

No. You got us both, Taylor? Yeah, that's crazy. Well played, my friend. I can't believe it. And so basically it stands for avoidant slash restrictive food intake. take disorder. And there is a whole ARFID subreddit. And effectively, 99.9% of the people here are picky eaters who are desperately trying to pathologize their picky eating as a disorder so

that then it is excusable. Because literally 99.9% of them, it's like, what are your safe foods? They say, you know, they say, oh, we aren't picky eaters. Picky eaters see something they don't like and they go yuck we see food we don't like and we feel like we're going to vomit we feel like we have to get out of the room and it's like oh interesting what are what are all of your safety foods and it's like cheese pizza french fries potatoes candy chicken nuggets chicken nuggets are in every single person's safe food believe it or not every single person's safe food included chicken nuggets that was of the 99 point whatever percent and then I also found people who were probably looking to try and talk with people who had similar

disorders who very clearly had problems. One guy was like, yeah, I see everybody's problem. I almost choked when I was 18 and I was left traumatized. And so now, no matter what food I eat, I blend it so that I can drink it and avoid choking. And I was like, all right, everybody in this fucking dumbass forum, this is a guy with the psychological problem. And all the rest of you are like, does anyone else look up the menu before you go to a restaurant because you don't want to be embarrassed about ordering from the kids menu.

And they're like, when someone tells you to just pick off the pickle that you specifically ask not to be on the sandwich. And the reaction is like, what am I going to do? Were there too many of us? We've been letting too many people through the fucking filter. All right? They'd have beat these kids to death in 1953. Little red light on that sperm, baby. I'm pulling down. Fuck pickles. I seriously hate pickles. Why is such a smelly, disgusting, leaky food so common in restaurants? If it touches my food in such a strong flavor, it ruins the whole meal.

The smell gravitates across the entire table. I hate it. Let's just stick sweaty gym socks as a garnish on every meal instead. This person has a pickle issue. Yeah, these people have tons. And this is, Zach, put this graphic up because this is one of their like desperate attempts to pretend that this is not picky eating. And also, I should say, there were,

I saw people with legitimate eating disorders where, like, they were clearly just anorexic, where they're like, oh, my safe food is two pieces of salary bimonthly, and it's like your issue is not making this. I bet a comorbidity to this clear mental illness is lots of food allergies. I bet their whole life they have been food avoidant because of how they were raised.

They had some parent who didn't make them eat the broccoli or the asparagus or whatever or the peanut butter and because they weren't exposed to those things early they develop allergies to them and I bet that's what it is. This is bad.

99% of these people are just picky eaters. Like look at their columns here. Picky eating, this person says a picky eater refuses specific foods typically under 20 dislikes. Nice little shot in the dark made up number. But the real version guys that's definitely not being a picky eater

like a five year old. This is a disease. Refuses almost entire food typically over 20 dislikes. It's just, that's the same thing. That's just degrees of pickiness. So F on that. In the picky eating column,

it says, we'll try new foods dependent on hunger. Selective eating food aversion says, which by the way, which by the way, the top of the second column says food diversions. It's aversions, you fucking moron.

It's your own made up disorder. Know the word. We'll refuse new foods regardless of health or hunger, which is fascinating guys, which means that all these, people have had dozens, nay, hundreds of instances where they were knocking on death's door and they still refused pickles. Or maybe perhaps they're just being picky. Maybe that's it.

Normal reaction of dislike or disgust is what picky people have. Will gag or become physically ill for foods they don't prefer for the arphid people. It's like this is just horseshit. This is exactly like the gluten allergy slash celiac syndrome disorder, whatever it is. Because my My belief on that, based on my experiences with women, is that all of them at one point around 2010, 2012, wanted to be gluten intolerant. It was cool. It was trendy. It was almost as good as being by or being trans.

That was coming. And it's like, oh yeah, gluten, I'm intolerant. And it's like, I thought you didn't believe in intolerance. You keep harping about that every night when you watch blazing saddles, but now just gluten. And I was like, oh, okay, well, don't worry because we're going to order a special pizza. So this is non-glutin pizza. I would have regular fucking pizza. She's eating like three slices of that shit. All my buddies are watching. And she's like, because they know. And she's after she finishes like hours, she's like, you know, that was a great

pizza. She's like, if I had eaten gluten and she starts listing all the things that would be occurring right now, if she had actually eaten a real pizza, which she had. It was just like that better call Saul scene, when he sneaks the battery into his brother's fucking. shirt. Oh, dude, this is, I read multiple posts about this. And the vibe of this subreddit is child angrily typing on phone after sent to room after dinner. Like, that's the whole vibe of it where it's like, it's not fair. But they'll, like, they'll post huge diatrives. They'll be like, I was betrayed by the people I thought loved me. And it's like, I have ARFID. And I've had it ever since my parents phoned it in when they were raising me. And basically now I can't handle cinnamon or I can't handle parsley or I can't

handle like and my my mom made ravioli, which is one of my safe foods. And while I was eating it and after I finished eating it and I was about to go upstairs, my parents were laughing. And they said, you didn't even notice there was parsley in the ravioli this evening. And you always say you want And then the person is like, I've never felt so betrayed. And all of these people, this is the danger of forums that like are really insular is all the comments are like, backing them up. I can't empathize enough. That was horrible that you were made to ingest a green because of this thing you're like making,

like, because their rationale isn't, I hate this so much. It's like, I'm not picky. I can't help it. This is a disorder for me. I believe it is. When I turn away, yeah, of course it is. Just an incredibly rare one. They'll make a disorder out of anything to pathologize it, right?

I think there are people who legitimately have the symptoms you're describing, where if they tried to eat a fucking hamburger, they would vomit, and it would be a whole problem. But they can eat their chicken nuggets. My guess is that's, there's neurological things. Maybe one in a thousand. That aside, I think it's upbringing. Like, if you were raised and you never ate anything that was like,

like fast food is not real food. It doesn't have the consistency and like variety of flavors and textures that real food has. It's made to be this processed homogenized thing. Hamburgers from McDonald's are identical from when I was a child. That texture, that appearance, like that is the same fucking piece of meat. It might as well be. But if I make you a hamburger, like there might be some stuff going on. I might be mixing three different cuts of meat together or something.

Like this is going to be a thing. It's not homogenized. not factory made and I could get how those textures are like that very idea that could flip some people off but I think you're right this is a bunch of like 12 year olds that got sent to the room that don't want to eat broccoli and so they have found a fucking support group for that on the internet in all the real people yeah oh good you would like what's happening in some of my subredits now these insular subredits where they all like build for years I've been reading in everyday carry and leatherman these are two different subredits about how they save the day

with the shit they keep in their pockets and every once in a while it's like a nice story like some guy did impromptu auto repair with his letter minute cool cool but save the day has extended to like opening a box um the bathroom stall didn't have that slider thing so he just put his knife in there and i'm like you're really stretching save the day here like who's life did you would have done the trick too huh so now they're mocking each other and i'm so fucking here for it. They're like, my leatherman saved the day. And there's a picture of him opening string cheat, like tearing string cheese with the pliers. Yeah. Sometimes you need that. Yeah. Well, I'm glad they're at least poking fun at themselves because I've also seen some of

those posts when you've mentioned that subreddit and I'll go to it and it'll be like, it'll be some guy like, check out my daily carry. What do you think? And it's a backpack full of shit. And it's like, what are you going to the bank? What do you need this? Like, oh, that's a, oh, that's a good subreddit um i think it's called mall ninjas or something like that and it's it's it's exactly what it sounds like it's a lot of paul blarts who thinks they're going to save the day and they've got like a utility belt that might include like ninja stars and and uh fucking sure it can our ninja stars but all sorts of ridiculous weapons that they do not need for their silly low rent job i did have a cop buddy who had a uh what's that knife called it's like a raptor claw it's the the carambit

He had a carambit in a kite and like a kitex holster, like right about where his belly button is. So he could like disembowel someone if he needed to and hand-to-hand combat, I guess. And he was a friend. Sometimes you need to save the day. Well, he was showing me his whole like, like duty like setup. Like we looked in the trunk of his cop car and he had like, he's like, yeah, I got my AR there. You know, that optic is set for this range. I have eight magazines loaded.

it's this ammo and over here i got my med case like going through his whole gear bag and all of his setup and then he gets to like his utility belt and it's like what do you have a carambit for like are you case i have to gut a motherfucker that was kind of his attitude well i have the carambit because you know this is made up but there's no weight like i'm just not a cop pile i'm just to come clean this is uh i'm not a cop i think of carambit's even a good weapon is it like close quarters like they're on you i think the idea was like Is it meant to be held backwards? Yeah, yeah, Blade Ford, like, so you could, but, but it sort of like got a ripping

and, oh, he's got a cramundit on it. This is the one we had, oh, fuck. I almost needed a little bit of pee there, save myself. This is the one we got years and years ago with that, what's the fucking game with we have that same one. We keep it in the pantry and Jackie Oakies the dog food. with it. Counter strike. Yeah, we had the counterstrike. Yeah, we had those counterstrike long time ago. Do you know about the whole, I think it was counterstrike that. Yes. So they

stopped, I think they stopped doing skins or something like that. Can I hit? Yeah, yeah. They changed the skin economy in that everybody wanted knives and maybe gloves. I'm a little outside my expertise. And they made it so that there were these like pistols that you could trade five of them for knives simultaneously making those pit this is like 80% right making those pistols more valuable and the knives less valuable 14 people in china threw themselves off of buildings in suicide attempt like successful suicides because the bottom fell out of the market they were just convinced that it would be so much easier and then like two weeks later it completely recovered oh it recovered yeah that's what my friends tell me who are like in that market

Yeah, so I wanted to look it up to get the number right. So CounterStrike, the market was $2 billion. There was $2 billion in value of skins and that they devalued. And so some people were investing in CSGO skins like it was the stock market. Like their net worth was tied up in CSGO skins. And when that went away, like people jump off buildings, I guess. Most of my friends were like, dude, I sold four weeks ago. I bought my new PC with my skin money, you know, like a lot of those guys have thousands of dollars worth of skins.

Some people made money. People who had like undesirable pistols that could be traded for more desirable things. Previously, they were just undesirable. Now you take five of those, roll the dice on a knife. Now, so they became valuable. Rust skins are expensive too. I'm definitely not as expensive as CSGO skins as far as I know, but hundreds of dollars, you know, for various rust skins. I've got a couple hundred dollars worth of Russ skins.

Can you buy them from the server? So they used to be able to utilize something and there would be servers that utilize something called skin box and it was basically a mechanic in which you could apply any skin to any gun for free with a basic level workbench type thing in your base. If you paid that server, say $5 for the month or something like that, I always did that because you don't want to settle on one skin

for your, every AK is a different color now, because they're free. Every door is like the coolest door. Do other people see what you've done to it? Yeah, yeah. It exists in the world, so like the door to your base can look like a door, or it can look like a monster's gaping mouth, and it glows in the dark. That's one of the hollowings. And your backpack

or your sleeping bags in that game or a game mechanic, everywhere where you construct and place a sleeping bag in the entire world, now becomes a potential spawn point for you. Next time you spawn, you can click on that sleeping bag. And that's where you'll spawn. There's some range balancing stuff where you can't just constantly spawn right next to yourself. But in any case, having a sleeping bag that blends in with the environment is valuable. So the camouflage sleeping bag is a good thing to have. So Jibronis don't come by

and just rip up your sleeping bags as they see them. So they have value because of that. There's AK skins that have value because the site is more visible. It's like this one has a glowing front site. Like that's really valuable. I'm just quality of life. I watch a guy, you know the starting stone. You probably never seen it. But yeah, there's a stone you start within your hands. He's looked like a pumpkin, a jack-o-lantern actually. And he was banging on it. And it's just, I think it's the same thing. Yeah, mine's a gym. I think I've got like a big, like, geo-type gemstone for mine or something like that. Yeah, there's tons of skins in rust. Like every, there's hundreds and hundreds of items and all of them have dozens and dozens of skins.

It's fun to do. So, yeah, I've changed it a lot. I don't know if you've played it since they changed the big rust update with the work benches. Um, I think I have. I played like a year and a half ago or something like that. What did they do to the work benches? So it is much, it used to be you'd just collect scrap and scrap was a currency that had a lot of different utility. And now to upgrade your workbench to level two,

I think you need to get five blueprints and blueprints only spawn in these highly competitive areas. You need key cards to get in or perhaps murder someone who just got out. And, uh, it's a whole different experience to, upgrade you. But what it does, the effect it has on the game is the early game lasts much longer. It used to be you could grind for a good 8, 12 hours, and by the end of that day, you might have some quality guns. Yeah. No longer. People are playing with

like bows at the end of that day. Interesting. Okay. Yeah, I guess I like that. I've always like the blueprint system in that game. Yeah, because the alternative is what you said. It's just hitting barrels or going out in a boat into the ocean and farming scrap as fast as you can sort of in isolation, avoiding PVP, avoiding contact, just get that scrap as soon as you can so you can get your workbench up so you can get your AKs

and semi-attos and whatever you want, MP5s, whatever. Or are explosives, more likely. But that makes sense to lock that stuff at places like oil rig or airfield or something like that, make you do the monuments. Anything that pushes people to monuments is good gameplay for that game. I love the monuments and rust. That's, you know, everybody's getting geared up to go do a monument.

And it's like, do you have, it's, I feel like we're Navy SEALs doing our checklist. You know, it's like, do you have this? Yeah, yeah. Do you have that? There are alternative monuments too, like this little place in a swamp that people aren't widely visiting, it's not as good as the big, I don't know, grocery store, military base or whatever, like a really dope one would be. But it's all yours.

Your base is right next to it. You're practically exclusively collecting all the stuff from it. Yeah. And it's a different. rock quarry or something like that yeah there's there's a few minor monuments like that that it's nice to live next to i haven't played russ seriously and probably a year and a half or two years or something like that it's it's all-encompassing like i can i'll get on arc raiders and i'll play a few hours and it'll be just fine when i come back to it nothing bad will happen

but that's not true with russ like like the base is decaying if i'm not there it decays on its own you have to keep feet you treat like a fire you have to keep kindling and and feeding or it'll eat itself and the walls will start disappearing. And like your base will just eat itself alive. So you have to like baby. The decay on it. Does it like let's say the walls haven't disappeared, but you've let it decay for some period of time.

Is it easier for me to break your wall? Yeah. Not only that. Like there's a big part of Russ for me was just kind of wandering around and gaining information about our neighbors. And if you walk next to a base that is decaying, you, I think if you pull out a hammer, you can see the durability of the wall and you'll see the durability. ability is like 790 out of

1000 you're like wait a minute check this wall this one's 690 out of 1,000 all right we'll hit this one first like it's decaying it's a they forgot this base like we can get in here quite much cheaper going through this wall or like my favorite thing is to primitive raid in that game

to use flame throwers or just hammers like I don't remember how many hammers it takes to beat someone's door in but it's like two or three hours of sitting there like hitting it but if it's middle of the night and you get two of your buddies next to you and y'all have an inventory full of hammers and you're just out there clank clank clank clank clank clank clank like you can beat their

doors in or you can shoot their walls down with a shotgun like it just takes forever some people call that eco rating have you heard that yeah economical rating where instead of getting really difficult to acquire explosives and c4s and stuff you just poke at it with the stick and uh if the base has weak points or is decaying or whatever it's it's susceptible to eco raids so walls have a strong side and a weak side obviously you put the strong side outward facing but sometimes there's because of the architecture you might be able to see under like an eve or a roof edge you'll be able to see the weak side and so you just make 80 fucking wooden spears and you

sit there poke you just poke and on the ground there's just piles of broken spears and eventually like their shit caves in and you're going and take all their stuff for we do that a lot yeah yeah yeah yeah rust sounds like a cool game but I'm not looking for a game that is a lifestyle right now I it's a lifestyle today I was tired

because of the whole dog messing up the sleep schedule thing I popped on did a couple raids popped on later did a couple raids that's not how rust works no not at all no it's a chore it's a grind and it and you know every

every aspect of the game is like that not your farming stuff, you're PVPing, your base building. We always had division of labor. Middy was always our helicopter pilot slash base builder. He'd be the one who was watching that video, like teaching him where to put everything and build this really complicated base. And we were just kind of stand guard and we would farm up his materials.

So it's nice to have division of labor like that. I'm a little bit anal about keeping the base organized. So I was known as the bass bitch. Not a name I picked. were you so low ranked in the team you had to you just had to grin and bear it no no I was the leader it was my it was my base and leading from the front then leading from the yeah yeah yeah um I wanted to go with base commander but I was outvoted um unanimously um but yeah I'm the one who's like keeping those boxes organized and people come back and it's like when you came back from home from school

and you just dumped your backpack and your dirty shoes and maybe just threw your bike in the yard you And they're like, come on, come on. You got pick up behind yourself. I'm walking behind you all day. Look at these socks and these shit. Like your mom, that's how I am in the base. I'm like, like, you just dumped all your stuff in one box? Just willy-nilly?

There's pumpkins in here with armor. What do the pump? The pumpkins don't go with the armor. The pumpkins go in the food box over here. And I'm just like, they're like, yeah, all right, make that happen then. We got to go get more loot for you to organize. Yeah, we're like, get on it. He's like, get on it.

On Woodycraft, we had a game mode called Factions, which I've often said was really similar to rest. And the grinding on it, Colin was popular with people, like in early stages of the white because he loved the grinding. So imagine this. You're building a wall, 255 blocks high, 100 blocks long, four sides. I just did the math. That's 102,000 blocks to place. and they just make the first layer supply column with blocks and he would just love like 100,000 blocks

to place on four walls say less and he just worker be their base for them for as long as he was awake, you loved it. I like that part of the game. Because I could, especially in Rust, I couldn't win a straight-up gunfight, especially with the people that we would be raiding. They would always be so goddamn good.

And you'd look at their profiles and they'd have thousands of hours. And it's like, man, I would love, to play some noobs like me, but you could find them. So we would have to outwork them. It was like, look, wipe starts at 4 p.m. If you're not here, then you're not part of the team, all right? And we're not getting off until you put in a good 12 hours here. This first shift to 12 hours, all right? Buckle up. We're doing 16. We're asking for less out of you. It's one of those. So that first day, we're trying to put 35, 40 man hours into like warping ahead.

It just like in, um, what's, um, what does that game you play, the RTS? AOE, Age of Empires. Yeah, I'm trying to get to the medieval stage. I'm trying to get to my fucking, like, medieval stuff while they're still at the Stone Age. They got bows and arrows. I want to get to flame throwers and pistols, like wait, like way before they do. I want to be that like one step ahead of them every step of the way so that we can

actually win our gunfights. And moreover, like what I really want to do is raid their base as soon as possible and discourage them and make them quit the server. That's the ultimate goal. I wish I was the PVP guy. Like, I'm not garbage, but I'm not who I want to be. I've told this story before, but like it, there was a Minecraft player really good at PVP.

And he didn't like the other parts of the game. So like during raids and stuff, if I'm raiding you, we expect other people to come and defend themselves. They just built a glass box. They put a sign on it. It's a breaking place in case of emergency. And he stood inside that glass box. probably watching YouTube videos,

didn't give a fuck about anything until the fighting started. And then he bust his way out. And holy fuck, like, I'm the guy who checks the anti-cheat stuff. He's not cheating. He's just amazing. And he's just living and tearing and shredding.

And helping him successfully raid while everyone else is trying to break their stuff. That's the guy I wish I was. But it's hard. It's so funny to be in a Minecraft server and see people like building and this and that. And he's like, that's gay. Like, and it's like, I think that's 99% of the game. I just needed one, one diamond sword and diamond armor.

And then just, I just get to fight. That's a, factions is amazing. And like, like, it works so well in Rust. I don't see it in too many other games. I don't see, I don't think. Those persistent bases that require maintenance and can be rated. That being in a game is, I think Day Z does something like that. Maybe those are modded servers.

I think they all are, technically. But I've seen maybe Daisy servers or maybe that other survival game where you'd have these persistent bases. But you didn't really raid people. You sort of broke in when they're offline. It was kind of a rare thing to happen. And Rust, it's the game for a lot of people. It's just when you raid somebody when they're there, do like a live raid. Like that's about as much fun as you can have.

When they're actively defending and you're actively attacking and then there are third party people coming in to try to interfere. Like that is the most fun you can have. becomes another thing like i'm not an expert on rust building but you just mentioned one small thing which is like a little vulnerability where you can see the weak side and it allows for eco rate in minecraft basically the name of the game is since i can't build next to your thing i need to build this cannon that throws t and t across the map and explodes against your walls well t t and t doesn't explode underwater it has like no effect so now i'm pouring water on the side of my balls well the can't the walls now the cannon people have figured out that

They can throw cannon and sand so that the TNT is now in the, both of them flying across the map together, the TNT is in sand in water, and now it works again. Now I'm busting the wall that's been covered by water, and there's just this cat and mouse game where they keep escalating the tech on each side, and it's neat to see. Yeah, the base design in Russ is fascinating because each surface has X amount of explosives will breach this surface, but there's all sorts of ways to stack. them and combine them to get maximum, make your base cost the most possible to get into. There's plenty of times when it's like, look, you can rate us if you want, but it's going

to cost you 80 rockets to get in, and there's 20 rockets in there. So you do the bath. They just leave you alone if it's tough enough to get in. Griefing in Rust cracks me up. So Kyle knows this. I think everyone knows. You're not supposed to roof camp, right? I'm watching this YouTube. he goes on a mission to punish roof campers and he's like he's got an accident so you're roof capping you sure you want to do that

and they're like fuck you ninja I was hoping you'd say that so he goes and starts working and he's building catapults and baskets filled with bees and he's just launching so many bees at this people and you can hear

it every time they get stung by a bee it's just brutalizing of And the other team is like, dude, you have spent so much on bees and catapults. It's not worth it. And he's like, you think I'm in it for the loot? I'm in it for the love of the bees. I just wanted more bees.

Making them quit the server. It was so funny. The Aztecs would do that. They would make hornet bombs and throw them at the Spanish. What a terrible job. Like, ow, ow, ow. trying to deliver it

the bearer of the hornet bombs and there's a swollen guy comes out so miserable can you chop my head off and roll it down the stairs please my hornet master he's very swollen today my lord

the hornet king the be king made a terrible job they really were on their last legs there they're like the Spanish and all those people we've been fucking saccharac

of allied together. Those guns are scary. What do we have? We got five guys in a load of bees. It's like, okay, I guess we're, I guess we're going to be. Hornets, my Lord, they numbered in the millions. I don't fucking care, dude. You got to figure out those guns.

Yeah. There's snakes at them. That'd be even scarier. Does anything eat bees? I guess wasps. That's the solution. Wards. Birds, yeah, probably some bird is what you want.

Oh, man. You could train birds to peck the eye. Actually, that wouldn't work if they had armor on. But I don't think they had like full face mask. Oh, they probably did. I just think of that. I think of the Conquistador, that classic hat, that armored hat. And that doesn't have a face mask, but they could just be, you know, they painted them that way.

Because it's like, well, you're not going to know who this guy is if we leave that shit on there. No, I don't think they had a face mask. I'm looking through here. That's a sick-ass helmet, though. It is. It's cool. I love that Conquist. used to our helmet that makes me want to fucking

roll up on some foreign shore burn the boats and just get to work you know what I mean? Just dominate the North Sentinelese get in there and take care of business yes it's like Kyle you're supposed to use that wood to build the house you don't burn the boats

which is wrong with you then we have to chop down the trees you're the worst leader ever you're like this you get to Sentinel Island and you burn the ships to show that you're there to stay yeah yeah I I'm looking forward to that movie, by the way.

The Odyssey comes out, I think, this year. It's Christopher Nolan, and just every star you can think of is in the movie. Got Matt Damon and Zendaya and her boyfriend, Tom Holland, they're in there. I don't know who's playing Helen of Troy. I hope to God it's not Zendaya. I don't think she matches the description from the Iliad. Not even close. What is she supposed to look like Helen of Troy?

The woman who launched a thousand boats, isn't that the quote? Like, she's supposed to be the most beautiful woman on the plan. I guess I'm trying not to add. What race is she, right? White. She'd be black? She'd be white. She should be white.

Yeah. Greek. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. White with really dark hair, probably. Let's see. Helen of Troy was a legendary figure in Greek mythology renowned to be the most beautiful

woman in the world. She was a central figure in the Trojan War and was depicted with divine beauty, though specific descriptions vary, sometimes mentioning white arms, beautiful hair, fair cheeks. Ancient text portray her as both a victim of circumstance and a figure of great. power and sorrow, embodying both idealized feminine traits and destructive consequences of passion. Her beauty was said to be considered unparalleled divine and the primary reason for the Trojan

War. I wonder if she was really beautiful or beautiful and a little slutty, right? Because what good is beauty if you're not a little slutty? Well, she did run away with, was it Hector? No, Hector was the older brother. It was the younger brother. It was Paris. Who was the younger brother, right?

Paris. Yes, yes. See, she ran off with Paris. I'd say she was golden-haired in Greek. Okay, so pale blonde chick. So probably not in India. Yeah, probably not in Zendaya. But, I mean, that hasn't stopped him before.

They make shows about, like, Vikings. And it's like, what's a black guy doing here? What are we doing? It's kind of takes me out of it. We were Vikings and shit. Yeah, we were Vikings. And it's like, yeah, I don't know if something tells me not, you can look at what Nordic people look like pretty long.

If it means we have to give us. the Native American costumes at Halloween. I'm all for some sort of cultural appropriation rule. I'm going the other way. I want Will Ferrell to play Shaka Zulu. What? Why? You don't like it now, huh? No, yeah. We're going to start fighting back. Because it's been too long. It's just the rule has been one direction now. We're coming for like we're going to, I'm going to become a billionaire and then I'm going to fund. What was that movie where all the black ladies delivered the mail? It's going to be all white guys.

going to be on. Make a Will Ferrell play Shaka Zulu, but everyone else is African. And he's hyphen him up. He's giving him like a pre-fight speech and he's like, these white devils have come to our shore. Their pale skin

will roast on our fires. He's speaking not so right about him. What are you talking about? Look at his hair. Feel it. He's so curly. Yeah. The honesty should be, like, I have no hopes at all, like positive or negative. Like, I'll wait and see it.

It's Christopher Nolan. It's going to be an amazing movie. I do see people nitpicking about the costume design being more Hollywood than historically accurate. Because if you look at what they would have actually worn, it's pretty dorky. It should have been browns. No, it's not even bronze. It's like layers of like a jerk in and these layers of thick cloth. It looks lame.

And the helmet's lame. They're going for that like Hollywood Greek look, which. is just better. You look like Brad Pitt and Troits. And leather armor. It's traditionally how Hollywood does Greek and...

Yeah, but I need to see Brad Pitt's like cum gutters through the armor. Like, those can't be covered. I need to see those. They didn't cover them up in Troy.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And he fucked up. Paris. Then Banna. Eric Banna. Yeah.

Played Paris. Yeah. And he was not a great... Achilles was not a gracious winner. No. Historically known as a non-gracious winter. He ignored the the Greek burial traditions,

rights, and respects, and drug Paris behind his chariot. The quote was something like he'll go to the afterlife with no eyes and like no head. Like he was going to like cut Paris his eyes out of his body and do all this like mutilation so that when he got to the afterlife, he'd be fucked up.

Which by the way is a wild like religious belief. The idea that injuries that you receive in real life or maybe just the way you're buried or way your body is treated might impact your existence in the afterlife. Obviously with the Egyptians, they seemingly believe, and many cultures, they believe that like bearing them with their riches, sometimes even their slaves. They would bury them with live slaves or with the Vikings. They would burn the woman on your funeral pyre. And the idea was they're going with you to Valhalla or I don't know what the Egyptian afterlife was called,

but they're going with you there, you know, after the fact. And then also, the idea that were you to be blinded or like have your head cut off or something like that you know your spirit would wander aimlessly and not be able to find the spirit lands or whatever it may be like if you were trying to goad them into being like you get out there boys we're Viking warriors if you die you die like if they were constantly worried like I don't want to lose fingers or a hand or die because then oh they had yeah they had the opposite in the afterlife you know their whole thing was like if you die in battle that's heaven. If you die in bed as an old man Yeah, you go to lower ranking heaven You don't get to go to Valhalla And the idea of Valhalla is wonderful Every day you wake up You drink and feast until you're stuffed and drunk

And then you all fight to the death And then you are reborn the next day To do it all over again forever With all your best boys There would have to be more stuff to do Any form of heaven needs activities If I had to wake up every day and fight like seriously

sometimes I just want to watch Netflix what if I was like you know what I'm I'm more in this for the feasts like I did my fights you guys have a blast but getting buried with all your wealth like off your fucking shield Taylor so selfish if my husband wanted to be

buried with all his wealth I would write a check or an I or you bury him with that yeah of equivalent value I'm not trying to rip them off of course you know what I'm going to be a little generous on this Let's make it 3 trillion

I'm running out of room here You lucky dog I'm making it out to God Make this out to Odin So you can go up there Then you get to heaven And you have an IOU on you

For $3 trillion dollars And you have to start a blue collar job In heaven now You're like You're sweeping the streets you're a he's a street sound like heaven well it would have been heaven

but you you gave your buddy $3 trillion on his deathbed and wrote it to God and you know you owe that money I hate that I would be It's eternal right It's eternal 100 bucks in the S&P

let that baby dollar cost to average It's 15,000 years I don't think heaven has an index fund I'm pretty sure It's heaven Kyle It's got choices Yeah I don't Maybe this I'm thinking there's like a universal

basic income up there or something. I don't know how they keep that economy going with the golden streets. I bet it's like if food sounds good, it's like feasted up, you don't gain weight. And then if you're someone who doesn't want to eat, it's like, well, you don't have to eat, but you're kind of like spitting in the face of everyone who made this food. You can't have this one heaven anyway. If there is a heaven and if God is what they say he is, then he has created a heaven for each person individually. Then everybody gets their own heaven. Because like what he said, he wants to watch Netflix every now them but I promise you

Sven fucking Uglock Lord of the cave people from Norway in the year 8 he don't watch Netflix he wants to fuck fight and feast infinitely and that's

literally his heaven but for me like mine's gonna be completely different I'm gonna be like I don't know I want to be a race car driver or something you know so I'm gonna have some dogs in it yeah okay yeah I imagine that you would be you would have to be able to

pick it'd be like a pick your own adventure thing. So, like, sometimes you'd wake up in the year one trillion that you've been there and be like, all right, well, I've done every activity, but what seems the most fun, I'm paintballing. And because there's so many people there, you just, I imagine, put your eyes and phase into, oh, yeah, sick, and you phase into that. And then now you're doing that. You want to play sports. You can do that. You want to eat special food. Watch a movie. I bet they have some rules on movies where they're like, hey, not this one. I bet, I bet the VHS drawer in heaven. is lame. I bet it is lame. There's no Tarantino in there. You know, there's nothing edgy. I bet there's

nothing R-rated. What if it makes you not want to consume edgy stuff? What if all you want to do is fight with fucking Odin or whatever? I mean, I would be down for that. Like, I would love to... Every day, all day, no activities. Well, like, my heaven wouldn't be that, but if it's like you said, and every day I can wake up and pick a new heaven, you know, just like it's a game on my steam list, It's like, oh, today I think I want to go to Ark Raiders heaven or Cold Duty heaven or Exhibition 33 heaven. If I can do that, then, you know, one of those days is definitely going to Valhalla and like fucking up some Vikings with a battle axe. You know, a good thing would be like if you could just every once in a while, like every hundred years, you can like hop into like an almost submarine, a good one, not like those people died in, like a good one. and then you can like lower a bit and like poke around hell and you're going to be like oh

this is horror man i was starting to forget how bad it could have been you ascend back up you hop out the next hundred years you're like always anytime you're like i'm a little bit bored no you're you remember that and you're like you know what i think i will feast and fight and tomorrow is paintball day and the day after that is uh we're redoing the tour to france with motorcycles. Actually, you can be a motorcycle anywhere on streets of gold. Everyone slide now. I get a motorcycle. Everyone ends up injured. I want to go back to Lance Armstrong's like seventh race he won, and I want to be allowed to beat him on a motorcycle. But everybody, nobody acts like I used a motorcycle. They're just blown away that I beat him. Like, no one acknowledges it,

acknowledges it, except for him. He's the only one. Yeah. And something else I want. I want to eat pizza while I race next to him. sick I would just go over the pizza part but like you can race too what I'm in my heaven I would want all of the angels

to be little and cherubic because I don't want to be getting mugged by these giant nine foot ripped angels all the time with their scary like look because that wouldn't be fun you'd be in heaven but you'd still be like what if they're that like millions of these giant

what if they're that what if they're like all those concentric rings with that eye in the center and feathers all about it. No, I would put it in order and I'd be like, I do not want that day one. I'm like, on the checklist, I'm like, no. Give me something human. I'm thinking Fabio.

Fabio played an angel in Exodus 3 and I thought he pulled it off well. Yeah. You'd be a mix of Fabio and then Orlando Bloom, but only Legallus Orlando Bloom. Oh, like a twinkish Fabio. There would be a mix. You wouldn't want them all to look like the same guy.

Oh, okay. I kind of do, though. I kind of want them all to be Oh yeah That's actually not bad Because it would reaffirm like yeah Like God chose us Yeah you got So like that's what he was all

When he made them he like made He had one prototype And he made them all the same But then he got to us And he created genetics And yeah Okay And every once in all we get like

Maybe every year Like I don't know Just whenever You can pop down You like make phone of Satan He's all chained up in a lake of fire And you're like Ha ha ha you lost

Do you think in heaven You get any face time with the boss like i mean you got yeah yeah like like just you and him like fishing or something i don't think the omnipotence or like all the powers would go away in heaven he'd still be able to be more powerful there yeah whereas i don't know yeah you definitely get face time and it wouldn't be a line it would be like are you implying that i could be less than omnipotent taylor that you call you taylor no he wouldn't he'd know my name he knows your name it's just how he pronounces it he's like i like my way better. That's how God said. I'm like sad because I'm talking to God and I'm like, man, me

and that guy, fast friends. And then I walk to my friend's house and like he's talking to him the same way and I'm like, you told him the same things you told me. Am I not even special? Yeah, I just don't think he's going to hang out with me. You know, I don't know how many people have ever existed, but I bet it's like a hundred billion or something. He's going to have a hard time getting around to, I don't know how many of those hundred billion made it to heaven. It depends who you ask, but if it's only the actual saved people, I mean, then he's got plenty of time. Maybe you can get around all of us then. What if it's lonely up there? What if we get to heaven? And it's like 18 people. And you've heard of them all.

You've heard of them all? Yeah, they're like, it's like a couple of the popes. Like, Mother Teresa is there. Right. If there's 18 people in heaven, Mr. Rogers is there. that painting guy with the afro he's there Bob Ross he's in heaven yeah he's painting still you know a little little chair up there right it's Mr. Rogers is there and Captain Kangaroo is like you fucker have

outdone me in the first life and now in the afterlife sorry everyone we let Jimmy Seville in before the news broke after his death and we it's a lot of it's a lot of legalese in red tape but we can't get rid of them now to answer the question yeah that goes to be cool that he was

Jimmy Seville who's he he was uh he was the british mr rogers yeah he was a children's presenter and it was after he died it came out that he was a pedophile and had molested a bunch of kids he loved kids and he went his whole life and then like cashed out you know in his head laying on his deathbed he was like swish like you know out scot-free and then i don't know how they immediately found that out maybe they were like there's a documentary on netflix about it they're probably There's a whole thing on Netflix about it. I watched the first episode, maybe a year or two ago.

And it was just too ghoulish. I was like, I don't like hearing about this much child abuse and then knowing that this guy got away with it. Like, he was, he didn't just get away with it. He was beloved in the same way Mr. Rogers is here. Like, like he was, I want to say he was a part of children's charities and hospitals. And he did a lot of supposed good. Like, he was known to be like a, a full-on rape. a full-on rapist.

You mean, no, now I help people. A philanthropist? Actually both. Actually both. Sorry, these are what it stinks.

I think it all stung up and stuff. Yeah, that is seedy. He's like, oh yeah, all my charities, just, you know,

a lot of them have to do with kids and like me helping traffic kids. You know, that made sense. But it made sense. But it turned out he was an absolute ghoulish monster, which, I mean, every day we find out that more people are

ghoulish monsters. I saw, you know, a lot of people got named when, uh, in the Epstein files recently. And I think there was some college professor or something like that. Larry Summers, I think we're talking about. Maybe. He was a Harvard. He was a dean at Harvard, right? Well, I just saw a video where he's a, he's like, he's addressing his class. And it's one of those big college, like, um, auditoriums, but like a very large, like, staggered college class and he opens the class with like so as many of you may have found out

I was named in the Epstein files and it's like what the fuck this will be on the test that'd be funny I'm glad he's saying goodbye because I'm going to need some help what do what do he do? Do we know

it like his name of the Epstein files that so I'm not sure if it was him but there was and there was a guy named in them and what he had done was after Epstein had already, that thing in Florida happened where they knew he was a pedophile

and it had come out that he was a pedophile, like running this ring, but nothing bad happened to him still. After that had happened, someone was having communications with him about a different subject. They were saying, they were actually asking Jeffrey Epstein like, hey, I'm interested in this girl. Do you

think I should write her a letter or a note? And he's like, absolutely not. You want to show this person that they mean a lot to you, that they're important to you. A letter does exactly the opposite of that. And that was their correspondence. It was literally him like asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice, I suppose. You're jogging my memory. I think he said something like she wouldn't be interested in me romantically, but she needs me.

It was like really using his position of advantage. Oh, I didn't hear all that part. Oh. I hope I'm not mixing people up, but. It sounds like a similar scenario. version of it where he's like oh I want this girl I better ask the coolest guy I know he totally was like look like I bet to you know maybe he didn't know about the kid thing I always like to give somebody the benefit of the doubt because the whole thing's so fucking

ghoulish and you never know like which one of the people that your buddies with might have some fucking awful evil like that you'd hope you would know but maybe you wouldn't but with Jeffrey Epstein everybody knew at this point and that's one of the guys in trouble I bet some people who get named it's going to be like no I was accepting bribes on behalf of foreign governments I'm not some cool

like they're going to like that'll be their defense where it's like lock me up for that if anything that's what you'd say I'm watching that show Derry on HBO there's four episodes out now and it's basically it I love it

I think it's so good those child actors are all really good and the story's really good And they did a good job of retelling the It story without retelling the It story. So I believe this is canonically supposed to be like a prequel to It because I think It takes place maybe in the 70s or the 80s. This is in the 60s during the Kennedy era with a different group of kids who are also dealing with it. And if you know the lore, it comes back in these cycles.

I don't remember how long the cycles are, 35 years, 70 years, something like that. And what's going on, slight spoiler, is the military is that. The Air Force is there, height of the Cold War, Cuban Missile Crisis, and they're trying, they see it, or what they think it is, as a potential weapon to use against the Soviets. They're like, this thing fills people with complete terror. It breaks the laws of physics. We could use this against the Reds. And so they're trying to, like, get, like, dig it up or find it with the use of a psychic. And meanwhile, the kids that are the core part of the story are being terrorized by it.

And it's really gory and really fucking skis. at times like some of the stuff they show is dark and like really awful imagery like this you buy into the idea that yeah that would scare a kid so fucking bad like that scares me like in the movie i didn't think it was that scary it's just that clown going eh but yeah there's one girl she's there's like an umbilical cord connected to her and connected to her dead rotting mother and it's dragging her by the umbilical cord into the mother's like pregnant belly that's ripped apart art with teeth now and she's and apparently this girl's mother died in childbirth the mother died in childbirth so she's going you killed me you ripped me apart and the kids just screaming because it's a 12 year old little girl and it's dragging her by an umbilical cord the size of a fire hydrant or a fire hose like toward the the the belly that's munching um and that's just one scene i haven't watched a horror movie in forever i've been on a long hiatus just haven't haven't poked around it's a tv show but i highly recommend it i think it's

very good. That I've been watching this thing on Netflix called Death by Lightning. Yeah, it's the story of James Garfield's assassination, I believe. That's real good too. It's good. At least finally get some attention. It's more about him to some extent,

like definitely like how he won the presidency and stuff, but it's also focusing heavily on his mentally ill would-be assassin or shall be assassin. Like that guy is a loony character who you slowly are watching. lose his fucking mind and become like at first he's supporting garfield he's like he's I'm your biggest fan and but but because he's being rebuffed and like not embraced and brought

in like he's slowly breaking and snapping and you can tell he's going to turn around and fucking shoot garfield that's a good show uh it's got a lot of actors I like it's um Offerman guy is in there the one who play uh from Parks and Rec he's in there he plays um it's even anything since he was gay in that show that started sucking well he's check A. Arthur in this. He's a, he's a, he's Chester A. Arthur. Did he eat his way into the role? Like, is, he's a big boy. Yeah. He binged him. I mean, he's always been kind of big. I think they throw a couple extra layers on him. And they always refer to him as like, that big man over there, that big boy. And he's a bit, he's like, very physical. Like, he fucks people up. He's, he is a bully. I should have given it to Christian Bale. He would have gained 180 pounds. If he played Dick Cheney? Yeah. Masterfully. Dude, I like him a lot. He's, I think he's my favorite actor. He's good.

He's a good choice. Did you watch any of Dick's funeral today? No, I didn't. Man, when they were saying there's prayers over him, I almost smirked. I'm like, and well, and Lord, welcome your beloved son, back into your warm embrace to live in paradise for all eternity. And I'm like, I don't think so. I don't think that's what's happening here. You light all the candles you want, bro.

Like, like, keep shaking that in. cents maybe something will fall out because this guy there's a heaven he ain't gore this guy up and i oh you in the pocket like the devil doesn't even want to rub shoulders with this lunatic but i i saw like um obviously everybody showed up you know the i don't know if the obamas were there but i saw w he was there uh Biden and his wife were there um Kamala was there i think that was her husband i don't remember like like clocking him but like i like to see those powerful people sit together and the shit like clearly they're having these little private bullshit conversations you know they're giving trump a hard time because the four living vice presidents were all invited except for vance

and obviously trump they weren't invited um so so that's its own little bit of like drama i always think it's interesting that these people who were kind of bitter rivals at one point seemed to be like yeah but we left it on the ice you know it's all in the past now and And Clinton and the bushes seem to be close. Aren't I cute? You forget I want all that stuff I did? Now I make that bad paintings. Those million people who even give it fuck, right guys?

I care more about our trillion dollars than the million people we killed from being honest. Don't short change me. I think it was one trillion. But we did kill a million Iraqis or so. And I don't feel so bad about that because they suck. But I would like that trillion back. That trillion. Most of those people had nothing to do with

why you don't like Oh, you take a census Like I'm saying that if you were born there You'd be like them Like there's leaders who are responsible Why it is the way it is But most people are just

You know If that were true Then it would then taking Saddam out Would have just fixed everything right Like I think that What's good for the goose is good for the gander over there as far as I'm concerned I would just like our trillion dollars back

That's all That's a hilarious way to rationalize anything. I love that. What's good for the goose is good for the game. It's like, did we need to kill a million people? Pish-posh. They couldn't act right. Like my, like Mama used to say, if you can't act

right, we're just going to go home. That's what we did. They were over there living in their shitty country not bombing us. And then we showed them what for. It's like, you guys, it seems like these guys aren't even ready. They were ready.

Oh, I, like, I know we're about to wrap, But I've been watching World War II stuff, but also some Gulf War stuff. And it's about the Russian perspective on those conflicts, like what they thought when they found out about X, Y technology. The best is Afghanistan when Charlie Wilson's war happened. And we sent Stinger missiles, which were cutting edge. The Stinger missile shoots a 35-pound warhead that's basically a computer. like that thing is a thinking missile in the in 85 86 that's when we sent them over there they would instantly take out all of their helicopters and they had an 83% success rate like it almost

always took down its aircraft you shot it at it used this technology where it's a thermal sensor on the on the head of this thing so it needs to differentiate between heat signatures it needs to know the difference between a flare and the edge of the blade of a craft because it doesn't because they already had this technology that could follow something to hit the the rear exhaust because that's so hot but they needed something that was sensitive enough if to hit it head on to keep following it if it broke off and like didn't show you its ass and so they use this tech where they have a sensor in there and when when you launch the stinger it releases pressurized argon gas onto the sensor and freezes it to like negative 300 degrees Celsius or something and so during its flight time it's this high. hypersensitive thermal warhead when the so the soviets were terrified they were losing three aircraft a day every single day uh they were they they had been flying over with their hind helicopters providing close air support and pulling people out when they're injured all that went away the doctrine was now to fly to 15,000 fucking feet and a helicopter you can't see anything from

up there so they're just useless now um when when the kgb find or not kgb when spatsnaz was finally sent in to get one there was like a hundred thousand ruble prize to get a stinger. We've got to see what they're fucking shooting at. We've got to understand this new missile technology. And when they got it, they're like, we can't do this. We can't recreate this.

This can't be copied. This is a tech that is beyond us. This is a 35-pound flying computer that finds jets at 20,000 feet and takes them out of the air. Like, we can't do this. It's great. Love those stories.

Big win for America. Gold War was the same way, because Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world. And they were protected by this layered air defense. So that was some of the best that Russia made. It was what was protecting the Warsaw Pact at the time. Like if NATO was going to invade Russia, Russia, they'd be going through the exact same air defenses.

And 100 hours later in Iraq has fallen. You know, they couldn't understand that. They knew about the F-117s, but they didn't know about all the electronic jamming technology we had that would just turn all their stuff to snow. They were like, are they hacking us in real time? They didn't know what was going on. So all the insecurity from the Russians, they have all this paperwork from like internal documents.

And some of them are asking questions like, is it a space laser? Is it like they're wondering if it's like fantastic, they're asking if it could be this fantastic technologies. They thought maybe start because Reagan had talked about Star Wars putting this missile defense in space. They're like, maybe Star Wars was a wasn't a defensive weapon. It's an offensive weapon. And the Americans are shooting Iraqi tanks from space with laser. They're getting hit in the top. We told the Iraqis to bury their tanks, only the gun sticking out, but they're still spoting them.

We should have leaked that at the time so that they would have been even more scared. We're like some memo that's like the Russians are onto our space laser. I saw the CIA works, yeah. You know, taking out the Iraqi tanks. And at first, we were using our own tanks. We were going. We were winning tank wars. Our tanks were far superior to them.

but it wasn't super easy. And then once they saw that the jets could see the infrared signature, not the infrared, the thermo signature on the tanks, they were all like super hot from the daytime. And they retained their heat a little longer. And they called it tank plinking. It was just the easiest thing in the world to fly around and be like, and take out as many tanks as they had missiles.

And we had a plane. And on the, it looks like a big cargo plane or something. And on the bottom, there's this enormous canoe, and it's an incredibly powerful radar system. It's side-looking radar. So it's 200 miles away, but it's checking the whole area with radar. And then this is in the Gulf War. And then in real time, it's created, it's just a node and a network. So the Soviet military is this top-down thing.

The boss gives an order, and it delineates down and down and down. And to do navigation and coordination, you have to use timetables, maps, compasses, stuff like that. But in the Gulf War, we'd already created this network where each soldier, each tank, each helicopter, each fighter jet, each, like, intelligence plane was a part of a, was a node in a network, all talking to each other in real time, telling each other. So the F-15 pilot, he didn't have to look for anything. He didn't have to hunt and gather. He got a ping on his, on his map that said, tank right here, blow it up.

And he's like, done. So I love those stories. those weapons that aren't even weapons they're just information gathers spy planes and that stuff it gets overlooked at least by me it does and it's like oh yeah actually refueling it's huge part of military being able to do air refueling is gigantic and a lot of countries can't maybe all Kyle we might know any other countries can they refuel in the air it wouldn't surprise me if they can I don't know I think it's really uncommon

I know that we've almost certainly got the biggest tanker fleet and like RC130s outperform what the Russians have they were saying that maybe Russia was flying in not munitions but maybe missile defense systems for Venezuela but only one of their planes had come and they're like they were comparing their cargo plane their biggest military bring some shit to the warfront plane

to ours and it's just like not even close and they only sent like one or two that Venezuela I don't know if they're Venezuela thing is going to actually cook off or not but Trump is flexing and it seems like he's flexing super hard like he's going to invade to put pressure on the cartels slash whoever's

around Maduro to be like hey just bump this guy off. Just bump this guy off and we'll back off and everything will be cool again but the whole taco thing Trump always chickens out like it's very fitting but there are some cases where I kind of want him to check him out chicken out and this is one of them

yeah I when I looked into the Maduro thing, it seems that he's sort of internationally recognized as a false leader or he stole that presidency. So I didn't know that prior to me researching it. So that's interesting.

It's just that whenever Trump says something, I don't believe it. When he's like, ah, this guy's this and that, I'm like, I doubt it. You might be, but I doubt it. But I looked into it and he does seem like a bad guy. He called that woman fat, debunked. I saw him blow up

a boat that had three fucking outboard engines on it like that was going so fast it was just skimming the top of the water and it was like a flat open boat with all of these cubes in it you know you're looking through thermal up in the air but it was like clearly this is not a fisherman or a sightseer I just like I wish you could zoom all the way in and see the guy's face because he's got to be like oh we beat him this time I'm going so fast nothing could possibly what's that like when they blew this is why you're the fent king i don't know all of course we don't get to see all the footage but the footage they released they all look like drug runners to me yeah like you said and i think i saw one that

was a submarine i don't know any fisherman that you summons dedicated that's where the fish are but i see them in their eye the fear in their eyes as i reel them in so i get it there might be ones they don't release that are, you know, a little more subtle, slow-moving fisherman's boat, et cetera. They probably get some wrong. You know, people do. I don't know what they're doing because they don't give us

the full information, but you would assume that they try to pull these people over and then they flee and then they detonate them. You would hope that they're not just like, there's one. I don't think they have ships in the area. They just do it for the sky. Oh, they have so many ships in the area? They send a carrier fleet.

maybe I'm wrong I don't know the ones I saw I don't think they had ships saying pull over stuff I got helicopters though you know they I've seen that um and they do they can't remember the name of the boat is it the George Washington what the the carrier we sent is our biggest newest baddest motherfucker carrier on the planet like we sent a good one we sent our best one yeah well I'm in desperate need of a a snack that I can that I can then burn off with my yes I need to pee with your red light and then just I'm going to eat pizza while the lights on me

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