Painkiller Already - PKA 781 W/ Harley: Being Double Stuffed Is The Only Way To Go

Episode Date: December 6, 2025

PCA 781 after about a month and a half of new guests, a fan favorite Harley's here. Taylor. This episode of PCA is brought to you by BetterHelp, lock and load, some wonderful merch. Yeah, we're excited to have Harley back. And we're also excited to see you're taking, you're starting to take your health seriously. You're looking light. You're looking bright. Can you tell the difference yet?

Yeah. I've been drinking my own cloudy piss. Sometimes you guys have someone on or something. happens that I'll just I'll have like a barrage of people and for like a week it was like yo there was a guy on PGA that drank his own piss oh yeah and it wasn't a survival guy he's all about it yeah I mean just to be accurate there was another guy on PCA that drinks his own first maybe it was the the barrage was a part of the like one of the other or the other episode so I pulled it up and uh yeah I pulled the background then I have some spice cider

upstairs i was gonna pretend like i'm drinking my own piss but it's too dark and therefore i thought it was too believable that i was drinking my own piss because it didn't look enough like piss as a joke they're like oh he that's live that's probably his piss that's true they'd have little fan theories they'd be like that probably is his pee every time he's on the show he crushes like six monsters i did and i didn't even crack this bad boy open yet which this one ultra-piss guy uh i i was thinking about this earlier today and it kind of made me laugh a bit is like you know how people at a gym will like thirst trap and then someone will stare at them doing a heavy lift or putting their butt out and they'll be like oh my guy I'm like cast like

I wonder if he walks around like stores with like a bottle of pee but it's smart water and then like waits to get stopped like wait did you purchase that you're going through self-checkout you're trying to pull a fast one he's like I brought this from home actually I'm drinking my own piss idiot and then I'm sorry does that smell like water to you If you check your CCTV, you'll see me squatting in the parking lot. No, I swear. I promise, it is my own piss. You can check the cameras.

I swear, I've had asparagus. I wouldn't drink someone else in fast, no weirdo. I've had my shit smell exactly like popcorn that I had, like, six hours before. That's crazy. Yeah, and it was like a hot shit. It was like, it smelled like popcorn, like fresh popcorn at the theater type thing. And so then I was just always hyper aware of the smells coming off me that maybe I consumed or whatever.

And I think about this case, he's got to smell like piss. If you're drinking piss, it's going to come back out you. Is he sweating the piss through his pores? And he's using his body like a Britta twice for this liquid. He's pissing it out once and then sweating it out. Could you imagine? Yeah. With that.

Is he even getting... I wish I could remember the exact line. It was something like you're disrespecting God's natural. chemistry experiment or something like laboratory that creates just the exact blend of vitamins and minerals you need. But unlike this, a lot of people would say an exact blends of vitamins and minerals you need, what's the dosage? That's not important.

Things like that are not important in medicine. It's just any amount. We need to get rid of a word. Any amount of people do once. It's just two and it'll fall off. Yeah, that was, that was wild doctors back in the day. They're like, uh, do cocaine. drink your own piss.

Oh, yeah, you're pregnant? Okay, here's some Coke and drink your own piss. I tried to fact-check him. I tried to, like, I don't know, debunk him. I thought I had them with eyes or not part of the brain. What a dumb ass I am. And then after you have like, because I've done the same thing,

after you have like a Charlie Brown moment like that, you're like, well, I guess I'm fucking, I guess we're, I guess I'm, okay, maybe he's not that bad. And he was so polite. Yeah, he was so polite. Like he was like, oh, I'm very sorry to correct you, Woody. Oh, they are in fact part of the brain. Please fact check me, please.

It's very, it's perfectly right. I understand your confusion. It's perfectly reasonable. But yes, the eyes are part of the brain and piss heels off by my $5,000 red light system now. Like, dude, can you please stop being so kind and like be shitty about this so we can come at you because there's no inroad here. You're smiling and laughing and being friendly and then when we do make a little bit of fun, you're like, I suppose it is a little silly. It's like, fuck. The basis of what he was saying was always supported by science, but the

ultimate conclusions were often not. You know, like these red lights somehow get your mitochondria to work over time and regenerate new cells or something. There are stem cells in P. I'm pretty sure stem cell treatment doesn't involve drinking the stem cells but it was always like so close but not exactly but i don't know enough to fix it or challenge him and when i think i do i'm a dumbass thread like there's 140 uh what are they fucking those cells in your urine and it's like 104 is that a lot is that a little yeah much urine like are you just because you know that's that's crazy like that's like me going to sentinel island and being like there's six periods in NHL hockey games and they're like I guess they got no idea they're throwing spears at me

they're furious yeah there are stills and piss but I think what they do I don't know if they acquire it from piss for medical purposes but I think they're required from acquired from blood and then they culture it though they like grow more because what's in your cup of piss is like nothing but you could take those out maybe and culture them and grow like plenty of them in a lab, not in a pool of urine. Like, like it, again, like he said, he was a very good

scam artist. If there's stem cells in pee, I thought there'd be some in meat like in muscles. There are. Why not? There's fish and everything. And I googled it, and it seemed like there weren't. And I stem cells like calories. Everything has a few. I, maybe.

I don't know, but what I looked at either. I wanted to be like, you know, so I'm drinking stem cells. or drinking pee for stem cells is reasonable. Why don't you just eat a hamburger, which probably has a minimum? And he's like, no. And I look at it, look it up,

and I'm wrong about every time I think he's wrong. I try to be honest podcast. I back you on drinking your piss if you want to try it. I think you should do it. I back it. Thank you. And if you did it, let me see. Try everything twice.

Harley, have you been having more fun experimenting, making weird AI stuff? I do like a very I think my workflow with AI is very good so I've been streaming a lot lately I've been playing arc raiders I don't want to get too into video games with you guys right now we'll put that to the back end of the podcast smart what's that do you kill in solos dude you have no idea where I'm at in solos like mentally the way I go in there is is borderline role playing like I go into so first of all I just recorded a

around today i want to install a montes at night no gun it's a move i do i go in no gun i announced myself before i get in the room they were like don't shoot and i'm like i can't i literally don't have a gun i literally i don't look at my guy look at me look third person like sneaks look at me i don't have a gun and then they're always like oh this guy's not fucking moron what because he doesn't sound like a fucking moron why would he do something so stupid uh they tend to be like interested in what I'm doing but I'm just like I'm going to like they'll be like they might be like what do you

have on you and I'll be like lemons and I'll drop lemons on the floor I like this is how I have dozens of no gun runs I get that let me tell people who don't play the game you can load in with a free load out get a free play yeah

but you don't fucking hit me up I didn't even know you played until just now but I'll play with you okay in any way you want so us three be you and Kyle yeah i'm not special here i'll look i have i wish a hundred and fifty two hours in game so i play a little and um this guy goes top side wow so so anyway if you if you spawned him with a free kit then you get a gun you get bullets you get some healing shield etc and that helps you if you spawned with no kit you get a safe pocket yeah so you can like go in there take the best thing you find

and not lose it if you die. So it depends. Like, do you want to risk a kit and have a safe pocket? Do you want to have like a shitty kit and no safe pocket or no kid at all? No risk in the slightest. And just run around having fun, doing whatever. I'm a big, very big, oafy guy in real life. So stealth games have always, is always something I've taken a liking to because I'm like, I

could be a little sneaky boy, which I can't do in real life. So I love Splinter Cell online when that came out. and, you know, you would hide from people or all the stealth games. And especially like Stella Montes, right where all the containers are with that bastion at the bottom, there's just so many little nooks. And the game literally lets you go through nooks and slide under little nooks that you think you might fit in other games that have like an invisible wall or something. So I like being sneaky.

And I did play a lot of the game. If I was playing alone, I was trying to do quests and stuff that my friends didn't care about because they're like, well, I don't, you're trying to get duct tape and a spring from this bitch bringing back her diary. I'm not doing that shit. And so I always had to do those alone. And so I didn't want to die and then go back and do a thing. So my plan was always to avoid people or avoid confrontation.

And I think, like, if you see someone before they see you, you know, I'd always be like, gamer, are you a chill gamer? Or are you going to be a bad gamer? Honestly, if you hit them with a little bit of. gay shit too it gets in their head like when i've been i've been in like when people like start shooting at me i'm like oh now if i get you i'm gonna play with your balls and ass and they're like oh what the fuck and i'm like i'm gonna get your balls and i swear like now there's this crazy insane pressure on them because they're like 26 and their friends will really give them a hard time

and they're like i don't know bro that dude say he was gonna let play with your ass and you let him kill you on some gay shit dude so like you really i i'm very big on psychological even in the game. And lemons. People never use the barricades, the walls like Fortnite style. Mm-hmm. The amount of times I'll be in like a familiar room

and I'll put up like three barricades and chemlights and like a smoke. And the door comes, the door opens and I'm like, oh, you're in the trickster's world now. You want to know the dirtiest thing I did. Yeah. And then I get third party shotgun in the back,

but that's another story. But like, you know, it's really crazy. I did the dirtiest thing today. And I was like, I, It was very grimy move.

I heard a supply depot thing go off and I went there first and I opened it up and it had a patina and a bobcat. So everyone listening is like loot. It's like a loot game and there's very low chances that you'll get purple loot. I got two purple guns, two valuable guns. And I heard the guys coming. I heard the team coming. And I was like, there's a patina and a bobcat in here back back the fuck up.

And I'm like shooting it at them. And they're like, that's ours. We call it. better fucking give us that we're going to get your ass with that I'm like shooting at them I'm like I will light you up with these I'm using these guns right now I will light you up I'm shooting the bobcat and it runs out of ammo and I'm in like the culture and archives place there's boxes everywhere dude I like run off I go into a corner between boxes the littlest look in the dark and I drop the gun and I come back and I'm

like I got ammo for you bitches I already hit the bobcat you'll never find I got 20 in the Bettina, I'm shooting this and the second these bullets are done, I'm dismantling the gun. Dude, how you play the game seems awesome. They can't get the gun now. They can't, like, I will break it. They're going to come to get this gun that they want it.

I'm going to be like, sorry, best I could do is electrical components and a fucking do you ever fib to them? Are you like, all right, fine. Give me five seconds to get away. And then it's in there to the right. And then like, you leave and they go in. And they're like, oh, six lemons again. The only time I lied in the game, the only time I lied in the game was I had gone in a room with a buddy and like they were outside shooting and they opened the door and shot a grenade in and we both like hit and tucked in the corners and somehow we didn't die and I was like oh fuck my shield my shield and the guy opened up the door and I was like I'm at full health and I was like at the door but he thought that I was I was down oh another time also a guy shot a grenade in and it didn't kill me.

and I started shooting my shotgun and I had my proxy chat on I was like oh fuck yeah I have no shield I have no shield the guy runs in the room so thirsty to third party and I was there with a shotgun and I blasted him and while he was down I was like bro

there's literally no one here was me and I was acting but I am an actor so I understand why you see this is an excellent strategy that you could do if you're ever and then he like obviously just surrenders the game he doesn't want to hear

he doesn't want to hear it first I led with charisma I'd be like friendly friendly I'm just looking for humidifiers What do you need? You know, what are you looking for? Maybe I can help. And nine out of ten people in solos are friendly if you don't play this game. One out of ten is a cock-sucking piece of shit who could never compete in duos and trios where people fight each other.

Instead, they betray you. They shoot you on site because they're talentless scumbags who can't hold a gun properly. I hated dying to them. I hated dying to them. And leading with friendly, friendly, is there anything you need? and having them take everything I have hurt my soul. So then I'd switch to, hey, I can be friendly. It's your choice.

And now, now I either get to have an honest gunfight. And honestly, I swear I'm not that good, but everyone in this game sucks, Dick. They saw it really bad. They're so untalented. The Arc Raiders player base, I think they all came from Eldon Ring or something. You're playing on a dodge, right? What? You're on computer?

Yeah, PC. I'm on PlayStation, bro. these fucking guys, they have NBA 2K in their PS or they have FIFA in their PlayStation. They only got this game because it's crazy popular. They're here like in between FIFA games.

PlayStation, when I go solo, I turn off crossplay and I'm like, I'm about the fuck. I'm like, I'm a guy here his proxy chat. He's like girlfriend or his baby mom is like cussing him out on proxy chat. No chance.

Dude, I am not shroud. But in this game, I'm shrouded for some reason. I'm exaggerating, but, but, yeah, so when I say, hey, I can be friendly, it's your choice. No matter what they choose, I feel like I win. If they're like, dude, I want to be friendly. Like, yeah, you didn't want that fucking smoke, did you? Did you see it said Woody's game of tag on my little light up?

You might remember me from 2012, huh? I remember you. I think Coney was in the news. No, I said that's what I led. that's what I play for now like the moments like that even if like someone's like shooting or we're both shooting at each other or whatever and then I see him like stop for a second and I'm like I literally got in 300 bullets so I have 300 blitz no one's a lot blitz do you have I don't do what Woody hates I don't like aggressively PVP and solos like for no reason I need I need

your douchebag like scale here Woody like like here's what I did the other day I came upon a group of people who are all being friendly and I shot one of them in the back and then I hid. Yeah. And they all melt us down. I will see, they all killed each other. Yep. More or less. And I did this with a hairpin. And then I walked in and I was like, hey, what happened here? And he's like, ah, that guy was a douchebag. He shot us and we all killed each. I'm like, that's terrible, man. People shouldn't do that in solos. And me and that, the survivor, like, scooped up all the loot. I didn't technically kill anyone. I just turned them all against each other. their Survivor style.

I think I don't understand. I don't know. See, they didn't know I fire the shot. There was a group of solos. It's confusing. Making them think they, one of them was the bad guy.

They never saw me until everybody was dead except for one guy. Yeah, I'm better than that. I did like, I did like, you know, no, I did at the beginning.

You wouldn't need lemons? I used to like, like a bit earlier in the game, I would see someone and I would shoot at them like a couple times. And they'd be like, oh, chill, chill. And I'd be like, no, I bought the game and I want to

play the game. And I want to play the game with you. So you heal up and come over here and fight me. And they're like, no, bro, I'm doing quest. I'm like, die now or die later. But I am not going anywhere to like kill you. So heal up and let's do it.

I want to play the game. They're like, bro, you've got to chill. I'm like, no, I want to play the game. I already see they're like thing came there. So you know what I mean? Like, they're like want to do it. But now I'm just all crazy and they don't want to risk it, but I, uh, I did bring defibs into, uh, solos now. Yeah. And sometimes I'll pop some guy and the amount of times I've taken out the defib, like literally walking to them and they're like, you fucking slur this and slur that.

I literally just put it away. I'm like, okay. I've never been called the N-word so much outside this game. Like I'm a rust veteran. I got thousands of hours of rush. Isn't it beautiful? It's not. It's not. I didn't mean that.

My enemy is watching for clips now. It hurt my feelings. I was like, you know, some fuck guy in solos betrayed me. We were being chill, loot in the same room, and he just shot me to back, killed me while I'm in a box. And then he, and then he comes over to finish me off. And I'm like, real cool, man. I thought we were chill here. And he goes, either die inward or fuck you inward die.

It was one of those. Not a big difference there for that. He didn't sound very old. So I had watched this video, right? And this guy, he's a streamer, he puts on a sheriff's hat. And then he, in this game, when someone dies, a firework shoots into the sky. So he just monitors the horizon. And as soon as there's a firework that shoots in the sky, he zips over there to, like, dispense justice.

By the way, he's terrible at it. They lie to him. He's always fooled. He doesn't know. He gets shot by a robot, blames people. He's awful. But that's kind of funny, too. he's just Andy Griffithing around

so anyway I decide to go play like cosplay as him for a minute I'm like oh firework just went off I rush over there and I see a guy and I kill on sight and he's like yo man why

and I was like I saw the firework that go off he's like that wasn't me they're down there and he's looking at them he's like not only that I'm stuck between this window and these chairs I can't move and I'm like oh

I would have never killed you If I was a hard job I know I know it's a hard job You're just Captain hindsight You just feel more for law enforcement Now that you've seen the complexities of their job Dude I played ready or not

I remember playing ready or not And my dialogue surrounding police officers And people changed drastically People were going It was around the time people were going off on police officers I'd be like you have no idea what it's like Do you? going into a Vietnamese family's house

in Southern California three of the boys are armed their father too the mother's on a deathbed in there they got loaded guns you can't anything less than an S score is jail time I know what law enforcement go through

I played ready or not I played the school shooter level you don't know you don't know but I will tell you one thing those guys in Texas did fuck up the one thing you don't do sit outside while the level is going on. Definitely have to go inside. Yeah.

Harley. I've been watching burnt peanut. Have you caught him lately? I caught burnt peanut like on Twitter like two weeks before our creators came out. And I was like, oh, interesting. You know, he put a lot of effort into a stream.

Watched it for a couple of minutes. And then like a couple days later, I saw him on YouTube and he was live. And I was like, oh, I thought I saw this guy on Twitter. And then I went on Twitch and he was live on Twitch, live on YouTube. And they both had like quite a big following of viewers. It was crazy. Ben Ark Raiders came out and this guy is like

I've never seen growth like that he's the center of the universe right now he routinely has like 90,000 people watching him I never heard of this guy two weeks ago now my wife is in the kitchen going through the cabinet it's like looking for group looking for group I'm a goop I see I do

often I do often she's watching that much of this guy she watches without me she thinks he's the funniest he did say something very funny the other day he was like i just took a shit and i turned around looked in the bowl and it looked like two people took a shit we've all been there but yeah he uh whenever i see people wearing that like goopetupa outfit the red one i'm like no i got to kill these guys i'm like they don't really they don't really they got they like got like these uh like they i mean they're wearing the clothes that the streamer told them to wear so i i can't trust it they're

They got some code and shit. I don't watch enough of him to know what his thing is. They do go around talking about goop a lot. I usually shoot on site to those guys. So Goop is his word for loot. It's an extraction shooter. And when he like lutes a dead body, he's like getting the goop, getting the goop. And he described himself as a goopa, I guess a goopher.

And it's not a race thing. Well, it's from, it's from Mario Brothers, right? A goop trooper instead of a coupa trooper. Yeah. You know they wear those red costumes. If you wear those red, those red costumes like that fur. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The only time I've ever been called the N-word in Arc Raiders was by one of his fans.

And they said, this is for the Bungulators, Ninja. And I'm like, don't act like your audience isn't out there in Haller, and Arc Raiders saying, they probably shoot in solos. That's fine. If they're listening to this, they should have fun. I bet a couple of them are listening to this right now, determining whether or not they're going to kill a guy and sing. do it have a time I'm okay with people doing it I think that if like all right

so if in solos the game just disabled PVP like made the guns like tickle everybody and make flowers fall out of them I would like that less the the small amount of fear and anxiety when you're meeting someone and trying it's about the social interaction and making

sure we're both chill because not everybody is and honestly you can often tell if somebody's going to betray you they're very short with you they're like clearly not their movement especially I bring smoke for those guys they bring smokes for those guys

you're right the behavior of people like if I'm like yeah we cool we cool he's like yeah friendly and he's like sliding and has a shotgun in his hands I'm like yeah you already don't look it I'm friendly I'm friendly why do you stand exclusively

behind chest high walls with your gun out like yeah you brought a shot gun to damn battlegrounds you're here to kill you're here to kill people that don't know how to play well that's what you're there for dude turning off cross platform because you're so much better than the average PlayStation guy who you're right is playing FIFA all night like intentionally turning us that has to be like like simulating the Christmas kids in call of duty like in pod four or MW2 came out where like everybody who got it in November was a hardened vet by the time it came out like and all the

Christmas kids got it on Christmas and it was just a Battlefield 6 like I would like what I'm playing by myself I would turn off crossplay because all my friends play on PC and then I'm like oh now I can turn on win mode and I'm like number one in the lobby every time because everyone's fucking sucks NBA okay they're thinking about their their ultimate team on FIFA yeah I'm glad all you guys are having so much fun with this game and I really it's really like the social aspect is really interesting it's really how you play that's very fun going in and like doing retarded nonsense like dropping lemons and trying

to play mind games with the stakes being a lot of people do that taylor i'll join you with strangers and i won't bring a gun and i'll bring bandages and i'm like what are we doing and they're like let's go get the meat shark i'm like okay and they're like well we load out do you guys have and they're like oh i brought this not a wolf packs i'm like okay i brought 36 bandages no good You can take some chip damage. Yeah, I'm like, I'm the medic. No, trust me. The lemon juice will cure.

This game has a recorder in it, you know, like the flute-like instrument. And it's just designed around like silly interactions and fun proximity chat and, of course, there's going to be some bad people. But, yeah, the culture is fun. And to Kyle's point, I agree. Like, as much as I fuss at the villains in this game, if there were no villains, there'd be no tension. And if there wasn't an attention, you know, it wouldn't be a good game. I do have an idea that I think you'd like. It's a coin that you carry in your inventory, buy in it or whatever, or you get one

a week. And this coin, yeah. You would. If someone kills you in a dirty way or someone that you chose, you can like put this bounty coin on them. And for seven days, like at random times, it'll be like, oh, that person that you want to get revenge on just loaded into Stella Montes, do you? you want to go in with them.

What if instead of like assigning the coin, there was a system where like you earned a bit of their coin, like just a clipping of the coin. And then you have all those clippings and then it tells me. It would be neat if people who were like repeatedly assholes got like a bounty aura around them and everyone knew it was like extra profitable to kill them. I've been making a list of things that I think would be fun in the game. And I thought a good one would be if you were in a room and it told you like there's a raider out here that has killed three raiders. So be weary of this person.

And then if you were to find like a particular like maybe a bounty hollow puck or something, you could look at it and it'll show you what their character model is that man. So when you get to the metro with the end and that guy looks like the guy on the puck and he is like, man, those rocketeers, eh? You know he's the guy or at least, you know. is wearing the third. Oh, what's your character look like? It depends. When I, so when I go in by myself with no gun, I wear the origin costume, the regular one, and I wear it in blue because it's not, it's really not threatening. I find it to be a very like, I just got the game and this is the third costume I unlocked. So there's really like some mentality that I'm putting behind what I wear. I have, I have friends that I come in and I see what they're wearing. I'm like, dude, you know, and I'm cool with it, but we're getting into fights every time someone sees you. I can't, I can't explain. the ninja guy samurai guy who spent money to look like a ron and now he's working with people no i don't think so like you don't even look like it you like and those are always the guys

there's never negotiating did you i'm a cute girl with short red hair who wears shorts in raid there's only one costume that has shorts misty oh i didn't know her nasty i played this game i turned it on i looked at all the faces i looked at all the the the the people the traders i'm like everyone's everyone's gay of all these the traders they're all like it's like you have

the pretty lesbian with the seeds then the future lesbian with the hatch keys but I'm like oh everyone's gay and then I get to the robot and I'm like

this robot's homosexual and that's fine he's mad sick he's always like want to hang out and I do he's got his mixtape and stuff and I'm like

I'm trying to do want to hang out with you Lance Lance he's a gay or robot yeah so what does that mean like he wants to fuck other guys

robots? Do I just Taylor have a shot? He's just asking for a friend. Do I have a shot? No. How much you're spending? How much you're spending? Oh, no.

It'd be for the lovely. You'd have to be for the lovely game for him. There's a game called Fable 3. It's an RPG. And as you play the game, if you make evil decisions versus, uh, you, you, you start looking more evil. Like, you get like dark shadows under your eyes. You start getting like cracks in your skin that glow red.

And if you're more good, then you slowly start looking more angelic. You get a halo. You literally get a halo. I think. I spent 15 years since I've played it, but something like that, yeah. I'd be done for some kind of a system like that.

You were bad flies floated around you and buzzed around you also. They're going to have to add some new content to ARC. I'm kind of done with it now, like, because it's just PVP, because I've done all the quests and I don't care about that prestige mode thing. I don't, those,

the skill treat isn't big boosts like Tarkov. It's not like getting maximum surgery skill or maximum reload. It's like, uh, so I like hop like, I'm a frame better than you do. It's like, I'm not into that. So I'm kind of huge ways.

I like, like, I'm going to do the wipe. And, you know, Taylor made the Jewish joke about me taking things off the coin. But the real Jewish move is doing blueprint runs. And then after people do the wipes being like, I'm selling blueprints, 20 bucks a pop, I'll meet you on blue gate, bring safe pockets. I'll drop you the blueprint. And become an in-game merchant. Yeah.

Like it's just in your blood, isn't it? Yeah. not my responsibility my friends and I had a different plan which is basically like get duplicate blueprints load me up with your blueprints you prestige I'll give them back

and vice versa that way we get a head start yeah yeah that makes tons of sense but you'd have to prestige the next one I don't think you like can prestige that day and then have your buddy be like okay here's the blueprints now I'm going to go prestige

I feel like oh yeah I feel I don't know i'm making it i wish i knew honestly because i'm like i'm sitting like two millions of two million dollars of shit and i don't use it because i'm like are they going to charge me like five million in game points to get these five points or are they going to be like it's five thousand dollars and i'm like well i could have been playing with a lot more purple guns in that case that's a good point of people don't know when you prestige in this game we don't know the details because the game's new and no one's ever done it there'll be a window in late

December and then whether or not you get like one up to five skill points which make you slide a little farther open doors a little faster stuff like that depends on how much money you have on you and since we don't know how much money they're asking for we're not sure if we need to save five million space coins one million 10 million who knows I feel very safe if I had five I just because the average player probably has 200,000 really Because it's the value of your stash and your money I've got I don't know Oh well never mind

I have 1.2 million in coins And then I don't know what my stash is worth But it's at least that I guess I don't know what I've got Probably probably not a million but close to it But like I just feel like most people who Who don't play it as religiously You played well more than me

You passed me for sure But I've played enough that I've got like a ton of shit Like I It's like my stash looks like a Tarkov stash When you're done with the game It's like, I mean, everything's, everything's all fucking rainbow colored. I think I got it done. I got so many whole crackers.

Like every day I would buy my whole crackers. I didn't get any yellow. The only yellow stuff I have is like five snaphooks. And I didn't get the blueprint. I just found them or got it in a quest or something. I definitely have the snap hook blueprint. I don't know what other. That might be my only legendary blueprint.

But I don't have too many yellow things. I'm sorry? It costs a power rod to make a snap hole. Power out of rope and arc circuitry, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Great game. I hope it has a longer life.

For $40, it's been a blast. Well, I thought about some stuff that I would like. I would be happy with a battle royale, even though that's stupid because it is kind of already. But they're, you know, first place getting a legendary, second, getting a purple, third, getting a blue, and fourth getting a green item. And it just being a game where, you know,

you go to damn battlegrounds and it's the exact same thing except do a closing circle there's enough people that it's not going to fragment the audience that much and there is something fun about going in there you have pharaohs and now you're cracking open our couriers and finding like venators or something you know it would be fun in the closing circle if you could choose peace right imagine if like 12 people kind of sort of trusted each other's side eye or one guy drops a grenade at the very end and knocks other people like yeah it's the i like i like the ability to negotiate everything being there uh because i think it it makes it it makes it it feels like you're playing with the craziest a i people were like i don't i wish yeah i'm just thinking about

i'm so glad what he likes this game and likes the aspects of this game that he normally doesn't like in other games that i like it it just reinforces this thought that i've always had that you would love Rust if you got a good Rust wipe because it's this but it's continuous every moment you're in the game you're in their way there's no going back to your staff you're just in your base he's right you have neighbors you know you have neighbors that you have to either our creators too should be like Rust and I know it's like jumping ahead but there's no way they would do it for the first one but I like that what you're saying about Rust because when I play it and I did feel like a fever dream but I did a Rust tournament on kick like two weeks ago with all these people that

have 25,000 hours in Rust, like any YouTube video I ever saw on Rust. It was one of these guys in this game. And I was on a Sir Winter's team. And it was like Train Rex had a team. XQC had a team and there was $100,000. I didn't play Rust since 2020. And I was playing Harcraters. And then I'd go to that. And I'm like, oh, it'd be cool if you were like getting rubber and shit and craft crafting it and building a base and literally having like bicycles like foldable bicycles and it being a huge thing and you know it's such a good looking game arc raiders so winter's really fucking good i love his content hdun was always my favorite for like actual like skill same yeah so i i like i'm out there and i'm playing and i see hdun out there and i'm

like oh this guy's playing what am i going to do like i'm i don't want to get rust yeah the game first started everyone's like naked and we're loose i'm like what's happening i have to keep asking people and i pick up like 250 dollars and like what do we do with the money what do you spend it on they're like whatever you want and i'm like okay I get killed and then the games like started and I just it was like 10 hours I didn't know so winter was like yeah you should come be on my team um he pops in my stream sometimes and I was like yeah and then that time when I was like what was like all that about what was the money but I found out it was it was like a paid thing like this was real money there's like real money out there and people

were going and picking up money and stuff and you win by scrap and we collected all this scrap we were in last place and they were like we should go gamble it and I was like fuck this really is this really is kick like and then I'm I'm in Rust with like all these guys that are sick at Rust with like 25,000 hours and they're gambling all the time that we spent gaming and I'm like I'm not a big

gambler so I'm like oh fuck and I was the only guy that I was like spinning the wheel or they're playing poker spinning the wheel and I was the only guy that I was like I don't know if he should gamble this and then it landed on 10 and now we were in second well let it let it run that's what you do

so in Rust there is like there's a safe spot like the whole map is just death it shoot on site usually but you know full teams and depending on the server the team might be 20 fucking people but there are safe zones where you can do your business recycling things purchasing things from automated machines and if you try to fight in there you get killed by the AI and it's you instigate killed by the AI but there's a big spinning wheel that you can spin and multiply scrap that you bet on that and like some of the some of my favorite YouTube videos are a guy going and farming up like 100 scrap which is like five minutes of your time and then he keeps hitting the wheel hitting the

wheel hitting the wheel and now he's got like an m4 and just starts going and shitting on people it's just so different from how we play rust which is just grinding and just just hiding from the scary people and just being rats there were these guys like uh spanish dudes that were next to our base and they're apparently very savage in these tournaments and they're all about the money and they're really there's a lot of people who go out there for the content but like you know they're aware that it's competition you know but these guys like they're fucking out here you know these spanish dudes and oftentimes i'm out somewhere because i don't know what the fuck i'm doing uh so i'm out like naked looking at a barrel on the side of the highway and it's like nighttime and a dude comes up

with like an m4 fucking full metal all this armor and shit and he's like who are you you don't look familiar oh yeah i just i have only played the game for four hours and he believes this because I'm like literally looking in the garbage naked and uh you know and he's like uh who are you and i'm like oh i'm on the winter's team and he has like oh that's not good and i like had a stick on me and uh so i took up my stick and i was like fuck you and i like hit him twice in the face he blew me away i probably did like four damage to his metal armor i like your spanish guy impression it sounds exactly like the thief kajit's In Skyron, he's like, yes, I come from elsewhere in time real.

I was like, hey, my way to go, you just had your first real rust experience and you have a rest player. I was like, oh, I don't know if I go. Fuck you. I had like every chance. There was like, it happened two other times. Someone's like, what are you doing here? Who are you? Because like, I'm just like a random dude. I'm always doing shit that no one else would do. And I'm like, like oh i just came with i have a rock i'm like whack and every time i'm like fuck you suck my dick and like every time got blown into a hundred pieces i can't believe you played a tournament having never played the game before i don't even know why they put me on the but i played it once before but i don't know why they put me on the team that's the lowest pressure way to play a tournament

of anything definitely so i wasn't the worst that resource gathering out there i like i would go out there and i was like mindlessly with like jack hammers just hitting rocks and like with a hatch and hitting trees, I'm like, they're going to need this and like running to a box and empty. I get killed by a bear. I go back, pick up my jackhammer and go back to another rock and start doing it. Sometimes I think you'd like that game, Woody. There's so much social interaction. And it's, you do make friends often. They'll often be a truce if you're neighbors with somebody and they're like adults. But then it's more often that you, like just like real life where you've got a trouble neighbor who's always playing the music too loud,

who, in this case, shoots at you every time they fucking see you from the top of their roof. It's a real trouble, neighbor. And you start hating, you start, like, we'll be having private conversations about donkey fucker and how he keeps messing with us and how we've got to take the donkey fucker down.

And it'll become, like, a feud where we're like, you know what? I'm sitting my alarm for 3 a.m. After donkey fucker goes to bed tonight, we're pulling an all night. He'll think we're offline because he's looking us up. But no, no, no, we're working up at three and we're grinding. We're getting the donkey fucker.

And everybody's like, hazzah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then, like, it becomes such a, I hate those people so much. I, I end up hating them and having this grudge. And when I finally get them, get their body and take all their little goodies from their, from their base, it's, it's the best feeling ever. I love it. I feel like there's better ways than raiding him to make donkey fucker hate you. Like, just on the videos I watch, like, maybe set those freaking. bear traps, make a thousand

bear traps and put them around his base bombard him with bumblebees or something like that is? That interrupts your like path to like the end game. My end game is donkey fucker. It's not about me anymore. It's about donkey fucker.

That's fair. I've definitely had like wipes where that's exactly what happened. It's like it's not about winning the game anymore. It's just about the donkey fuck. You think I'm in this for the scrap? I'm in this for your frustration. yeah i saw this clip from uh sorry i didn't go back to arc readers real fast but i saw this clip from our creators just made me think of donkey funker dog donkey fucker made me think of this as these guys fighting

and uh the guy he downed him and the guy that was down was like enjoy the free loadout bitch and then he went and like opened up his loot and it was just filled with free load out augments like it's like like he just like killed this guy and he thought yeah I'd get a free load I don't know a barricade I like getting barricades but instead it's just filled with free load out augments like killing a serial killer but dismantling dismantling the guns in the end of a fight if you think you're going to lose is very very dirty oh I like spiteful stuff like that I've done plenty of in rust we would like destroy our like they're live rating us and it's very rust move we're destroying our loot we're destroying all the that's so good because we just there there's a tile

in our base that you can still see the dirt we didn't put a foundation there and we're throwing the loop onto that dirt tile and then once all the lutes there block tile they'll never they're never gonna chisel up a block tile in the middle of a base why wouldn't you think be under there so it's just just fuck you just it's just the biggest fuck you it's I like It probably despawns over time, no? The more valuable stuff has a longer spawn timer. It's like two hours for an AK or something like that. So you do have a chance of coming back after this all boils over and like, all right, hurry up, guys, chisle it up.

I like spikefulness engaged. This is on gaming, but you know how we've often be moaned here? Maybe you've even been here, Harley, about how people can't read as well anymore, especially like kids. they're worse at it so like i went on a dive like yesterday and today because i didn't know anything about this because like all of us i was too old for this switch in the education process what he has kids so he might know they changed the way they taught kids to read like it used to be phonetic and then they switched to whole word reading which is basically a lower skill version of reading because if you're

remember being taught to read at least me it was uh oh maybe he's like i'm even maybe he's thinking about language stuff but uh you remember like like big like they would show you a b or something and be like what sound does this make and you be like bu and be like show you an i what does this make i show you g g all right if we put this together big like you're you're teaching phonetics so that if you know the basic phonetics you know other than some tricky language in letters here there, you know, silence G's and whatnot. Like, you can construct an adequate representation of the word and how it said. And then if you don't understand the word itself, you haven't heard the definition before, you can then rely on context clues, but you can understand the

word as it is. The, and that's the way I thought everybody always learned to read. I can't even put myself in the headspace of any other way being available, but they switch to something called whole word learning which is really just wrote memorization for whole words and they tell them like the first thing that you do if you see a word and you're not familiar with it isn't to sound it out they don't say you know what a w sounds like and an h and an a and an a and an l and an e so figure out what that word is and then you can use the context to put the rest of it together they say to rely on context first and so like basically uh oh there's a picture of a whale in The ocean. The blank is in the ocean. The kid doesn't know the word whale yet. Then they would just guess whale. And the goal would be to make them memorize that set of words almost independently. And so that's why there seems to be a thing. I see a lot of educators online bemoaning this that I found where they're like, can kids read or are they just memorizing words? Because they'll show me words they don't know. And I'll be like, yeah, that's rendezvous. And they're like, oh, I didn't know that word. And it's like, what does that mean? What does that mean? Like if you know English, you can sound it out.

And then you could ask the appropriate question, which is what does Ronde, maybe you can even get it wrong. What does Rondezvous mean? Oh, it's rendezvous and it means this. You know, you don't just go, what is this? What's this word? And I was blown away at how much worse a way to teach reading this is. Like, why fix what's not broken? Why make people worse at reading?

Did, have you guys heard about this at all? I know it's not in our wheelhouses because we're too old. Back when I was a kid, there was a combination, there's some words or sight words. you said like who right the you don't sound out those words even though you kind of could like t h and you know the short e some words or sight words in other words you sound out like would you say rendezvous yeah that's not a sight word uh but now they're doing everything is a sight word you just memorize every single word i watched this clip of this like teacher working with the kid and she was like what's this word and the kid was like w wwa why

Then she was like, stop it. Stop doing that. What is the word? Like, what is the kind? Like, what is you use context clues. And it's like, the kid has a picture in front of them. There's not going to be a picture all the time. Like, he's going to figure out that's a whale because of the picture of the whale.

Like, but he shouldn't be learning. That's the way to identify the word whale. Like he should like sound it out. And you know, when you learn a language in a certain way, it's so ingrained in you, it becomes like part of your thinking process. Like, I don't know if you guys are like this, but sometimes. when you say a word that's not common like do you kind of just like see it really quickly spelled out in your head

every word I say I see spelled out really quickly yeah yeah like that's not that uncommon common word's not really but like if you're really thinking about it you can you can see it like you can visualize that word in your head and it's because you sounded out and you learned those letter patterns and the syntax rules I can't like they've said like all the issues with kids reading and then I learned this and I was like holy fuck

how did I not hear about this once you know what to sound words out you can just let that kid go in the library. He can just start climbing the ranks of difficulty on his own. And anytime he runs into that one word he doesn't know in my day, it was, there's another book

over there called Dictionary. And that one I'll tell you what that fucking word means. And like, I don't want to say I read the dictionary a lot, but I consulted it frequently when I didn't know what a fucking word meant. I don't know. I see all these examples of kids who just can't read and write and it's

embarrassing. And I don't understand why our educational system is so bad. I think it's that bad by design. I think that it's just, I think someone wants us to be dumb. Someone is profiting from keeping us just pretty stupid and keeping our reading and writing levels to a moderate level. I don't know. It's embarrassing when I see those stats. Like Zach link that thing about the fourth graders who can't read. And it's just like, come on. It's exactly hard to believe. Mississippi has the highest test scores in the nation? Skeptic. Well, I believe they

have some waiting. Followed only by Louisiana. It is the Bible bit, but they're reading all the time. It would be followed initially by Louisiana. I did say it incorrectly, yeah. But like, that's hard to swallow.

You're telling me the top scholastic systems in America are Mississippi, Louisiana. Louisiana and Florida, Florida, who has a huge population of non-English speakers. Just go back. It's really easy to see what this is, Zach. Show the bottom of that chart again. This is the demographically adjusted analysis. And so the more black people in an area, the more credit they're getting.

And so that's why it's like that. It's pretty misleading. I can hardly read that thing at the bottom in white font on white background. Yeah. Like, why would you give a fuck about the, the demographic? part of it like it should be can um can americans read them black on black and they read yeah uh and then organ i guess demographically adjusted would be at a disadvantage perhaps their demographics are too bad to score highly maybe i don't know that i saw this report too and i saw people bragging about it from

mississippi and i'm like this doesn't pass the smell test and then i did exactly what i saw at the bottom and i'm like ah a little weas a little methodology weaselin going on here yeah that's that's common but the whole like whole word thing versus phonetics is like Kyle's 100% right. You teach a kid bonics like that is the code breaker for our language. Do you remember hooked on phonics? Yeah, I did hooked on phonics too. Yeah. Yeah.

I wasn't hooked in that fucking I had a controlled use. I used it under controlled circumstance. I've never hooked. It was helpful. Yeah. I can't get any time I wanted. No, I remember I was with my, uh, I was with my friend in the Scarpool. my friend once his mom was driving us back and he was telling her like how bad his test score was

and this is like grade school so like 11 years old or whatever you shouldn't be getting bad grades in grade school like come on they're they're trying to lay it up back the block high enough and the and she was like you seriously got to see on the english test i swear to god i'm sending you to sylvan learning center i'm sending you there i've been telling you i'm going to send you after school and he's like mom please no not after school and she's She's like, I'm doing it. I told you, I warned you, I'm sending you to Sylvan. And I remember laughing out on the next day, like, yo, you know, Joe's going to get sent to Sylvan.

Did you ever get threatened with military school, Taylor? No, never. Damn, it's just me, huh? Oh, that was a big threat. That was, because they can't throw you out of the house, but they've gotten to the anger level where they want to throw you out of the house. So the only legal recourse they have is military school. And I always was just like, please don't submit. There isn't a military school in Northeastern.

he's Georgia. They had nowhere to send me. A dude in my high school got sent to military school. And he wasn't even bad. He was just a normal good kid. But his parents had these really high expectations that he wasn't meeting. And he was just gone.

I wasn't close with him or anything. But when he came back, I had gym class with him. I was like, where were you? Like, I haven't seen you for a year. He's like, my parents sent me to military school. You look, Jack? He was fucking Jack. He was so jacked.

And he wore these, like, string, like sleeveless shirts, like a bodybuilder would wear just to show off his body all the time. You're probably admiring his body not in a homosexual manner. And he was probably hyper aware of it. But I can't imagine you were. You're probably like, well, you're probably like, whoa, look. I want to go to military school. I was envious that perhaps he had seen puberty at some point. And I had not.

I don't think I had any choice like I couldn't do that check but yeah it's the military school's the reason I'm huge I also thought it was right now let's look at his bodybuilder to dress like there were no clothing that could fit over those delts dude you're 15 you're not that big oh that would not that was against dress code for us you couldn't wear

sleeveless t's or shorts this was gym class oh gym class yeah we had to wear just our regular gym clothes or they would dock you for the day Well, as long as you changed out. But I mean, the gall of that guy to dock us points while he was like staring at us naked. Was it like for you where just changing out was a huge percentage of your grade? Not huge.

Yes. It was huge. And I know that it was huge because there was a couple kids who would be like, fuck all that. No. And they're like, all right, well, it's running your jeans. And they would. But it would be, it was like 25% of the grade. You mean, like, just not wearing anything and just sitting on the bleachers?

Either sit out or do the activity in their, like, school clothes. Oh, never mind. Yeah, you would fail to class at my old school for that. Yeah, you can't do that. You don't even at the school I went to you actually just, you can't even do gym. Like, you're going to detention for this. This is detention, and you're going to sit on the side in gym, you know. Our coach was pretty cool about it.

Like, I think maybe he couldn't be seen. We had a uniform at gym. Oh, we didn't have a uniform. It was just, you know, shorts and teas, and that was good enough. Like, I'm sure there was some protocol, but we also didn't have any peep in Tom. So I just had a very different gym experience than most of y'all did, I think. We didn't take showers either. Did they shower in your high school gym, Carly?

In the seventh grade, high school seven to 11, I had gym second period out of six. So I brought a towel and stuff. And I said to the gym teacher, I was like, oh, I, um, when do i go shower and he was like i guess i'll let you know 10 minutes for the bell rings i was like okay and then we're like doing stuff and he's like hey so now is when you would go and i'm like cool thanks and i like go and i'm getting naked and shower and then i'm like putting on my school uniform but like all the guys like everyone came back in and they're just going from their sweaty gym clothes to

their clothes and now I'm the gayest guy I'm not they're the gay I'm so gay they're all like they're all like you took a shower oh my god you're so gay you literally

you got naked in this room I'm straight which is why I'm going to smell like axe and B.O sitting next to all the girls in our class. Don't you love that part of childhood where you're just old enough to know that something people are gay and you should fuck with them for some reason and uh but but you're not young enough but you're not experienced enough to know that you shouldn't be walking around stinky i remember i remember in uh in baseball talking about eating pussy and one kid was like i'm kyle i want to lick

girls where pee comes out and just being like god damn it who am i talking to here in that guy's head he's like swish like yeah he thought he dumped on me he thought he owned you and everyone else like i i thought kyle's right it's pretty tantalizing did you know it's further down than you think this no no they didn't i won't learn that for years yeah i had gotten lucky at eating a pussy like they had no idea what they were talking about i was like in the in the 7 3rd and i was like oh yeah the thong song you guys know what a thong is oh that's that's good stuff and a guy like the guy class like that's so gross it's all inside her it's literally inside her butt cheeks And I'm like, bro, I want to be inside her butchie.

And then two months later, that kid's probably like, wow, I also want to be in her butchie. You know, it was like, I was really gay when I said that earlier. Yeah. That's a too low thing. I remember, I was at my friend's house and he had a computer. It was the oldest thing. It was the monitor was monocolor. It was just like a green outline of two people having sex.

It was like two frames, like in, out, in, out, in out. And you could slack off to in 1989, by the way. You could see the little animated dick go into her. And we're both like, we're looking at it and we're like, this is wrong. It's way too low. Her junk can't possibly be that low. And his sister walked in. And she's like, it's pretty low.

And we both looked at her like she didn't know what she was talking about. no seriously it's it's it's going to blow your mind how close that thing is to the butthole the first time to get down there you're going to be like wow these are like this is like when you see uh this is like when you see a Brazilian like luxury condo area and then the favelas you're only against intelligent design right there you go where you think it is a lot of our teeth and then you move down slowly because you think it would have it's going to be there any second now so you're moving very slowly and like it just you're like by the time you're there you're like I'm under you yeah you're just behind you ever you ever I didn't work out my forearm muscles

to finger from this angle I'm not ready for this yet you ever tried to rub a girl's clitoris and she's just like no like she's like you saw an old person you're helping them across a puddle like she's just like really I wasn't even I wasn't even in the neighbor

I'm sorry, that must have hurt your belly button something fierce I was like I mean I was in their dream why'd you let me put my tongue in there for like 20 minutes

20 minutes oh you were laughing I thought you were coming yeah you were tickled by my tongue in your leg button yeah all the fun little learning experiences

yeah we didn't shower after gym you guys all like eating pussy what? What? What? You guys all like eating pussy? Yeah.

I think it's a normal straight thing to do. Oh, Taylor, you don't like it that much? It's pretty fucking gay, Taylor. I just said it's a normal straight thing to do. It's good. It's good if you're sorry. Yeah, okay. What about you?

You like it? Wrong words. Who likes it? Who likes it? Taylor. Taylor definitely likes the most fucking fag. Hey, you've got to be a problem. I love him when he drops like, it's authentic.

For some reason, he can't say slurs without it sounds like he means them. he'd be a great announcer or something I mean it kind of is because like every now and then you drop a slur and I'm like ooh oh the grand cyclops could have said it or harshly

yeah I'm like oh is that how I say I hope I say with that much conviction he's been topside in our graders so he's been he knows what's up he's sizing his slur muscle when you go you know

you know you got the clankers to deal with we're not worried about people dude that's my favorite slur I use it all the time we fucking badmouth our microwave at this point with clankers I'm so glad I live long enough for there be a slur about AI

and machines I think the fuck bots are right around the corner I think the fuck bots are right around the corner I really do I think 10 years from now you're gonna have those no no no I do I'm talking about a bipedal woman who talks to you with fucking

Alexa's brain or some shit and it looks enough like a woman that your neighbors are creeped out. Not if you don't want to do. Can it cook instead? That'd be so funny. It's like and all them, like the tech guy comes out in his jeans, talked to him with no belt and he's like

and the talking function is included. For $40,000 you can have it disabled. And it's and it can't cook well without the DLC. I just want to fuck thought. When those happen,

women are in trouble. Women are in trouble right now. You're going to have to clean it out. Do you want a big It'll clean itself. How well is it going to do that? Like really well. It'll rinse and spit.

Okay. All right. Maybe you're right. I wanted to just walk over to the sink, hook itself up, flush that shit out. You're good to go. Yeah.

The basement sink. yeah the basement yeah and then i tell her and i i say this is your room and it's the corner next to the christmas stuff but i turn her off until the next time i need i tell you guys when i was serious about getting a fucked doll for a bit there do we talk like one of the like a real doll like a five thousand yeah like there was like you know i was like really into action figures and you know it led to like whoa full size bubble fad that's cool and then i was like wait if i'm to buy a full-sized boule-of-a-way, why don't I buy a full-sized woman I could fuck.

I went to like, yeah, I found all these websites. Those are somehow equally gay. They let you, uh, I am a gay man. Um, they let you, uh, build like, like custom create a character, like a sex bot and I've gone to these websites. You can choose like different, uh, lay, different, uh, nipples and labia. There's literally like, oh, like, if you want, you have, like, like a vagina that can come out and put like a penis in if you want to have like it be fully

like a like a like full transformer function there. It was only $6,000 extra. I mean, come on. Yeah, I'm trying to lose money on this. I'm in a wheelchair. Was it real doll or someone else? I think it was like real doll, but I've gone to a bunch of websites.

Of course you have. And you can choose their faces and stuff. And I remember like doing it and like, you know, building it a couple times. And I was always like the first one was like, 15k but then i was like nah i could probably make i could do it at like the 7k maybe you know i'm like i'm like i got rid of the dick that was crazy to even think that i would have that the money for that and like you know i'm doing all these things then then i was like you know i don't even think i would ever really be able to and i am a comfortable guy explain this like if if if i ever

like you know we're to have like had a girlfriend and they opened up the closet and there's like a life-sized girl in there with clothes on Like, she doesn't have to explain her hawkye quiver of dildos to you. But, like, that thing is like, you don't need to explain it to me because I saw it first. I already knew about that. I know everything there is to know about it. But like this is like, and I, but there was a time when fleshlights sent us a box of fleshlights. So I had like 150 fleshlights at my house in a huge box and people would come over and I'd be like, I was on their way out.

I'd be like, oh yeah. Oh, by the way, grab a. grab something from the box in your way out and they pull out like a monster pussy and like a famous girl's asshole and they're like what is this fleshlights and i'm like hey i take one and everyone always said the same thing they're like are there does anyone use them and i'm like no it's sealed i hope not uh but like that was like you know easy to explain i you know i had dates come over and they'd be like what's this i like it's box flashlights and they're like that's crazy they said this to i'm like yeah i use this i'll put a picture on an ipad and then wedge this

between the mattress and and fucking dim the lights who amongst those you know I'll fuck these things I have so many of these that I've fucked I mean what picture would you use I would use I could use anything yeah anything anything like

you just tell me what pose you didn't even matter I put it there because like for the point of it but really like imagination just all imagination the only thing he has on that iPad is top top flight what the fuck is I'm playing I'm playing magic I'm playing magic. I'm gun.

Oh, my God. I'm such a day. I'm playing magic with Taylor while I'm doing it. But yeah. So I was like, I don't know if I can explain this. You buy this doll. It has like underwear. Like I'm going and buying underwear for this thing.

Would you change this clothes seasonally? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It was it was just something. I'm like, I can't do this. I'm not, I'm not this sick of a guy. you're going to have to care like you're going to you're going to fuck that thing and then you're going to have to like carry this big unwieldy thing and it's going to it's going to like collapse in your closet and mess up the organization and everything it's it's going to be the the first thing you do putting that thing away is going to realize like what have I done like there's so much there's no way to you're right you're looking up the refund like part of the the receipt you're like is it too oh yeah you know what it is I pulled out unboxing videos and like I would go to like a born site like and see someone who unboxed it and like just

unboxing it like they open up the box and I see it all folded in there and all mashed and stuff and they're like yeah it takes a day to like to fucking and they're heavy in some places but other places they're not like their hands and feet are wobbly but there's like a metal frame inside or something and I'm looking at this and this guy does this girl and they're like unboxing them and then they all like fuck them and stuff and I'm looking and I'm like this is ridiculous I'm backing off I'm like

this is fucking nuts I'm like this I guess I got whatever you're going to get from it I just did it here 16 tabs open you're you finally bust and you're like it's not for me I'm gonna I'm gonna start a fire and throw this laptop in it

I'm like I'm like they nut in the all I'm not watching. I'm like, enjoy cleaning that up. And then you like, there's also no smell of vision. You're looking at it. Like, rubber has a smell. Like, there's a, like a silicone then. Like, whatever, like, it has a smell

and you're going to be smelling that. First of all, it's a huge amount of rubber. Mine smells like X body spray, so it's not an issue. I bet for $6,000 the thing smells just by. That's a disturbing thing to put on a sex stall. That's very that's very. The only time I knew people using that was in middle school.

smell like a 12 year old who doesn't want to shower I smell like when all these buddies I don't know I don't think people do they do like child real dolls oh my gosh I didn't think of that does anybody I can't imagine foolish enough to tap into that market and you know what is it

preventing real victims or just encouraging there was a guy years ago that went like lived in Australia or something and he bought like a child sized doll or something sex doll and I think he was charged or something like that someone could double check

and I mean I think I remember seeing like a... Who counts of being fucking weirdo? You can't get a road of this weirdo yeah no that I mean I hear what you're saying

Woody I think I think it might entice those types of people and be like goading them a little bit more than satiating I've had that question about like AI generated stuff or even just cartoon stuff before and it's like I mean if it keeps them away from actual people it seems kind of victimless unless it just I don't know I think they're like ideologically driven at that if they like could prove that it like saved kids then it would be like then yeah hook these fucking ghouls up with that or just if you know where they are already put them on an island so you have to pull an open island unused right now. Little St. James, move them there.

Who bought that? Someone bought it. Honestly, if you, it depends who buys it, if it's some like intelligence agency contractor or Shell Corporation, or if it's a guy being like, I love the beat. Decoff going for free. Because he's a billionaire.

He's the founder of Black Diamond Capital Management. He bought Little St. James and the neighboring great St. James for a combined price of, you even know it was a great St. James. You can't imagine. Imagine what goes on over there. 60 mil. 60 mil for both,

which honestly seems shockingly low. Am I wrong? Like 60 mil for those islands, those famous islands. Imagine if you immediately start up a tour service where it's like, come and see the ghoulish realm of Jeffrey Epstein. I think the ghost tours.

The like buildings on it. Ghost tours would be a natural thing at the Epstein Island. Yes. Yes. Can you hear the child, the children. wailing. Can you? Did you see the photos that they released? I think our Congress may have released them. There's a, there was a dental office. And I don't think it was weird that there was a

dental chair. I was like, okay. But I thought all the faces on the wall were creeping me out, though. They were all these weird masks that were like old men. Yeah. It was like old. Yeah. Like old pop political looking guys. Like a couple of them were side angle. So I couldn't tell based on that. But it was like, what the fuck is that? And this is a dental office with, is this even a dental office? Like is this Or is this a torture chamber? It would have been a gyno chair if it was fetish.

I expected it to be more massage table, but it really was a dental chair. Yeah. There's a lot of creepy stuff. It stated like a fetish Airbnb one time and there was a gyno chair in there. What the fuck? Yeah, that's it.

Oh, it's way creepier now that it's blown up and not on my phone. Those masks. Yeah, they're masks. This would be so, this is like the opposite of what they do in like pediatric offices. where they have like wallpaper of Looney Tunes and stuff. Jesus. We are watching you.

Yeah. Yeah. Is it for, I can't imagine. Is that thing behind it? That's a massage table, no? It looks like a poker table to me,

folded up. The thing that they're round, I almost see a head. Poker tables are a big oval. They fold up like that. I'm not saying that is one, but that poker table is the closest. thing that that looks like. Make your thing full

screen. It looks too squishy to be a poker table to me. But I don't know. I don't get it. I don't know what that is either. You would think it would have something to do with oh, if you look directly behind the chair. That's what I'm talking about. You're talking about

the vertically oriented things. Okay. Yes, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, that reminds me to like a poker table that's been folded up. But the thing directly behind, like you said, It looks kind of like a massage table, but it's too small, kind of. I don't know what's going on. I don't remember them being oval by the feet. They were like squared off.

There were some video, too. There were some pictures of a bedroom. It all looked like very, it doesn't look swingy to me, but it looks nice. And I bet everyone did the same thing I did when they saw the redacted names on the speed dial. Like, I bet that's person I hate's name. You know, like that's Bill Clinton's name. That's Donald Trump's name that they redacted out, I bet. Yeah, we'll never figure out what was going on there.

That's a nice room. Tasteful. This one looks more like we're going to do something awful in here and record it. There's so much open space in these bedrooms. Yeah, that's for the camera and the lighting. This is a bathroom. Yeah. With like two outdoor...

Now, I will say like maybe what we're seeing, isn't how it was set up before. Maybe this is post-search and things being moved around. Well, all the floors look easily cleanable. True. Wipe down all these surfaces. I was watching Diddy stuff on Netflix? Do you guys watch that?

It's new. No. Watch the first two episodes. What show? But it's just about Diddy and he is like such a, and obviously I knew he was a villain, but like just seeing every step of the way, this guy is the ultimate bad guy.

if you ever had run across him at some point he'd I watched I watched a lot of the court stuff and saw like some of the transcripts about some of the stuff he was making the girls do and like how he was setting it up and like how the ends and outs of it worked and everything but I never I haven't watched that documentary didn't he mostly get away with it like four years five years something like that I think four and a half maybe yeah it's like four and a half years something like that He was found not guilty on the more serious charges. I don't remember exactly what they got him for, but it was like four to five years somewhere.

It says 50 months when I Googled it. Yeah. And then I guess documentary says, and it's just like it's crazy. It just says all the terrible stuff he's done. And then it ends up being like executive producer 50 Cent. Dude, that's the biggest hater in the world.

50 Cent is the best. Like his, his tirade against Floyd Mayweather, was some of the funny I wish you played art creators He's just such a hater And then every interview I see with him Talking about Diddy

He's just like for years Going back way before this stuff He'd be calling him gay And saying that he was gay And saying that he's weird And all this stuff And then it all comes out It's like

He wasn't just a hater He was just telling the truth about this guy Back in the day We used to say like Oh yeah Like we heard rumors that did he was gay that anyone he signed to bad boy records like he'd have video of them sucking his dick for like leverage and you know we heard that birdman's gay and it was like always like

rumors but then you go back and you watch all these hood is like birdman kissing low wayne on the lips and then like he has like young thug and you're just kind of like oh you know way yeah you're like you're like you're like you're the type you think they uh ran the train on justin beber I don't know I think they had that thing with Usher where that girl

was like wow they tore your ass up you had to go to the hospital and you still never like she you know came out about it to be a celebrity

yeah yeah that's sure I'm surprised anything came out from that from that stuff we never did like actually get names named

though if you noticed like there was talk of like politicians and other celebrities, A-list celebrities that were involved. Jay-Z was in a case at one point of some girls. Jeffa Lopez was supposedly involved in a lot of it and like nothing ever came of any of that.

They just got Diddy and that was the end of it. Yeah. I think if I were at a Diddy party, if I were at a Diddy Party and everyone was like got oiled up and started having sex, I don't think I would assume that something bad was happening, you know? I don't think that's how it went down though There'd be like an after party

And there'd be like him and a couple of people Like it wouldn't be like on the dance Denzel had a quote where he was like Oh yeah he's like ditty parties like they're crazy You gotta leave that place before the devil comes Yeah I don't think Denzel was down For the baby oil rate parties or anything He seems like a nice guy

Yeah you had asked about AI and then that's how we started talking about art creators. It's because I was doing, like I would do these DJ sets or whatever, but I made a background that was using the AI. I like took the still frames of the Raider costumes. And then I one by one put it into AI and I was like, have this guy dance on the spot, but put him on a green screen. and they would just take it

and these different are the same thing with the rooster I just took it and I was like have it on a green screen take the rooster have it on a green screen dancing and it's noticed the rooster yeah and it's it's a sick move

where's my thing here hey piss house yeah I use it for things something like that like or my background on Twitch I'll put you know the the workshop and stuff and have it animated um i use it for i've taken images like early on from the game and i

put it into a i it was all the stuff that crafts into other stuff and i so i could like take a i because it has these two pictures just two pictures that i saw on the subreddit and i'd be like i need springs and he would be like uh uh um a ruined accordion or uh a bed you have a spring mattress the mattress has springs in it okay and I'd be like cool or I'd find I'd find something I'd be like that oh I just found a motor do I need this for a quest and you'd be like you need three motors and what I could have done is I could have actually had like a ledger going I could have been like okay here's what I have and taken a picture of my inventory and put it in and then I could have also taken a picture of what you need and then I could have been like a motor do I need that

and he'd be like yeah you have two you know it's not if I find that I'm trying to get A I to draw a picture of me today. I'm like, hey, can you give me, you know, based on what you know about me, draw a picture of me, that everything I've ever asked. And they're like, I'll blow the picture of yourself. I was like, I'm Woody's Gameer tag. Oh, okay, I was going to ask you. And I said, I'm Woody's Gamer tag.

I have told it that before, but it didn't seem to know. Find pictures online of me and then you make a picture of me. And it just wouldn't do it. It said some pictures might not be recent, which is true. And it had excuse after excuse. And I couldn't talk it into just drawing a picture of me because I wanted to see what it would come up with. Wouldn't do it. I bet you could get it to do it.

This is like months ago at this point. Like probably a better part of a year. Hey, I wasn't as still decent, but not where it is now. And I saw that trend happening. And so I asked the Twitter one where I was like, you know, based, Grock, based on my posts, show me what you think I look like. And it was like, Grog always generates four images. and it's a little, you know, mosaic. And I think three out of four, I was a black baseball player.

Like, and there was, I've never posted about baseball ever. And so, like, that made me think, like, this thing's taking a bit of a shot in the dark. Maybe if I asked to do it now, it would be different. But it was literally just a black baseball player. I'm not sure if it's just Elon Musk hate or if it's true. But Grock seems to be the worst. Brock's a fucking loser, dude. He's a fucking loser.

Even chat GPT is a fucking dork. Sometimes he eats, sometimes he eats. But he like, I'll be like, yo, I need, can you name this video or something? I hear my videos about this. He'd be like, why don't you try these? And I'm like, you're such a loser sometimes, why? Just be yourself.

I'm like, don't talk. He, like, talks to me like he's making a video or something. And I was like, don't do that. You don't need to speak like a human. You can just be short and robotic. That's kind of cool. Chat GPT is giving people ads now in their requests. Did you see that?

Some people are posting about it where like there will be like an offering from Target. One of them had like some political action group sponsoring it. Like there were ads at the bottom of the messaging. I keep saying enjoy it now. A lot of people are going to, they hate on it now and they're going to end up like using it later because there's going to be no avoiding it. You're going to ask something like are seed oil is bad for you? And it's like no, idiot. this post brought to you by the McDonald's Corporation.

When I Google something, it gives me like a list of 10 results. I usually look at like three to five of them, sort of cross check and fact check and see if there's a good consensus. And that's just how I use Google. When I chat GPT something, it tells me the answer and I just kind of accept it. Every once in a blue moon, I'll like look at, it'll link to a source and I'll see what that is. But mostly I just accept it. skeptically, my wife

on the other hand, I heard the new term third party thinker which is someone who just ask chat GPT something and accepts the answer like on the spot. And it's mostly about training dogs so it's not terribly dangerous.

You know, how do I get a dog to come? How do I potty train a dog? But yeah, it's good that she gets bad answers every now and then and knows to stay on her toes because something about the usage pattern of AI, you just get the answer and stop. Does GPT not always have a big list of like where it's pulling the information from? Because that's often how I use GROC is just a rapid fire aggregator

of things because it's better than Google's results now because Google results stink. But if you ask Grock a question that used to like give these sorts of results on Google, like give me an answer about this issue that has 10 sources and provide them all. And then it'll have all those. And then if you want, you can just scroll past the Grock summer. and just have all those links aggregated in regard to the story. Because if you were to go to Google and type that nowadays, you're going to get seven ads. You're going to get two things that are tangentially related and one thing that you want.

A little of both. I'm looking at some of my recent stuff. I asked it if nuclear power was subsidized based on a conversation we had. And it gave me all the different sources it used to pull its answer. And then I asked it what Speedball was because I didn't really know, also based on a conversation we had. And there was no source at all for it. It just explained it.

Okay. Both. Yeah. And like I, I find that I accept it less critically if it's a question that has nothing to do with anything. Like if it's, if I ask it like a recipe thing and I tell it to aggregate a bunch of stuff and then

I like glance at the answer and it's like, okay, there appears to only be one correct way to do ribs in a smoker and it just stole and it just put the exact same. I've never had a bad experience. recipes and so recipes are easy but if you ask it something controversial you have to like you got to check the sources they're pulling from because sometimes it's just not a not reliable yeah i've asked it before times i've been like are you sure dude i love uh like all every once in a while i'm just so fascinated by internet comments that don't get AI like they're bamboozled by everything where like i'll search out and i'll try and find like absurd AI videos and then you find like boomer posts under them of people being it was one of them is a guy who's 10 times the width of Tom Hardy in Batman and he's like in a Hannibal Lecter set up in a

courtroom but he has hundreds of chains around him and there the judge is like I sentenced you to 7,000 years and he's like unchain me and say that again and there's like boomers in the comments it's like obviously AI and they're like don't have to wonder what he did to get here brother and it's what the fuck is that what are these alternate realities that everybody's living and then what percentage of those are bots themselves that aren't identifying it and that are just mirror everything there was bots except you

that seems likely too you know there's a few people looking and laughing and then a couple people caught up in it and then a lot of bots and that's it it feeds back into that dead internet theory, right? Yeah. So I think the dead internet theory is simultaneously true and overblown. Like there's a lot of things just scraping the internet. You know, there's reading it and gathering that data, indexing it, et cetera. All the different search engines are one example. And people are like, oh, the internet traffic is AI. It's like, okay, the internet traffic is robots, but that's not the same thing as content creation. The content creation, I think, is a much smaller

part of it but growing i bet the percentage of posts on x is way higher than you would think i i bet a lot of them are bots and bot networks um meant to stoke the fires of division is in a tricky spot it's the only shrinking social media platform like reddit is growing even actually i'm not sure about facebook but like instagram is growing all the other major platforms you can think of are growing in terms of traffic except x so if they were yeah i look at I looked at it recently. So if they were, if they got real like hardcore about removing bot traffic,

it would look even worse. Oh, yeah. It's in their best interest not to like fish out every AI bot that might be propping their service up. Not just traffic wise, but just the engagements that are being created because of the bots of real people. Like it's probably propping the whole thing up

on just fake accounts. But I always think that it's that it's Russia and China and our enemies at large paying for bot farms in India, Pakistan, and Nigeria to just stoke the flames of division. Like something awful will happen in our country where it's like, what the fuck did they let that guy out of prison for? He killed all these people now. Like the party of law and order of my ass. But, you know, it probably would have just been a poof and over that day. But you got 100,000 bots in there like, y'all, look at this one. happened too and it's fake and oh and look at this one and like the yeah that was eight years ago

and like they just keep stoking the flames and then you're coming back with fake leftoid accounts and fake right accounts and just from the we just talked about how old people are just completely they get bamboozled dude bamboozled by the AI videos but i think most people are bamboozled by like a troll bot account on x like it would be easy to get into i'm sure you've had arguments taylor with a fucking bullshit bot from Pakistan before. Oh, I don't know. That would be very funny. But I tend to not engage with accounts that are very obviously bots.

But then I'll do that where I'll be like, oh, all these retarded accounts are bots. But then I'll double back on myself sometimes and be like, all these accounts that you think are retarded, are you coping by saying they're all bots? like am i am i coping right now like is this are these like 10 000 real indians who just got access to the internet and i'm in my head being like oh these are just bot accounts this is crazy like i see an account like one of those like fake influencers not fake a real person but they're like in bangladesh and they're like i will always stand with donald trump as long as he destroys the pakistan menace this account is called like america number one best Revolution 1776

That's like that level of thing And like I'll see that And my first thought will be like Oh, that's a bot But then I'll think like Or is this like a cynical third world person baiting engagement to make money And it's like a just a ball

Just a snowball effect I don't know It seems like a huge amount of the internet is bots Is what it seems Especially when you when you like go into recipes not nearly as many bots you go into politics you go into like

society culture those things seems like there's a lot of bots I feel like I'm reading AI generated content on the games I play because I often Google like you know

how do you do this quest how do you do this remembrance how do you do whatever and it's fucking wrong it's mixing up characters I'm like there's no way someone who's played the game wrote this

and I think it's just AI-generated slop doing their best to get up there immediately. Yeah, and content marketing was taken over for like, the search engines are getting slightly better at identifying content marketing entirely pushed by AI, but that is just a back and forth battle, right? As the AI gets more sophisticated, they have to make a more sophisticated filter because like you can tell now, you look up any article about anything, Google will serve you the top four results. and it'll be like almost mirrored answers.

And it's like, oh, these are four lazy douchebag journalists who typed a similar question to chat GPT or GROC or, you know, one of these other things. And then just copy paste. The one that gets me are the TikTok videos. I'll search a topic. Top results will be TikTok things. I click on it.

It has nothing to do with it. There's like 30 videos on, I mean, 15 videos on the screen. And none of them are related to the topic. I'm like, how did this become a top? search result. What did you do? How did you trick Google into getting me to click on a TikTok's page where I didn't watch any of the videos? Because I'm not saying they're like slightly unrelated or not exactly what I'm like wildly not it. No, I'm searching on Night Rain the video game. And this shit is about Donald Trump. Like not even close to the same thing. It's like what,

what is what's TikTok's ad spend on Google? What are we looking at there? Okay. I assumed it was SEO, but your guess is just, as good. I don't know. But every single time there's a TikTok link it's wrong and I don't know why. I don't know what the scam is. I'm too much of a boomer for TikTok. It was the first social media to come out where I was

like, no, I don't get it. There have been a couple where I like appropriately let them come and go like oh, should I be on Vine? Nah, I was too smart for Vine. That one came and went when a kick. Yeah, I think kick is nothing. I don't know. I don't think that's going.

anywhere. What's Periscope? That one came and went. Oh, that was gone, yeah. But TikTok, that looks like it's a real thing. And I guess it's coming back. Maybe. No, it is. Like, it is. It's on its way up. Larry Ellison's buying TikTok. Mm-hmm. He's in TikTok. I wonder what

content he wants censored. So Devine is the reboot of Vine and it's being developed by former Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey. We'll see where it goes. I'm not convinced. It's always such a long shot to launch a social media platform. Like, um, threads, right?

That thing was the thing that was supposed to be Twitter, I think, or Instagram. I forget which one I was taking on directly. Dude, threads is dead. The thing, uh, Devine's light little twist or one of them is there'll be no AI content. It's all banned there. They won't find a way around that. I mean, if it's good enough to get past their filters, then it must be really good video anyway. I'm down for AI videos that I can't tell the difference in.

Some of the AI ones are fun. But like, I saw a video where it was a giraffe. It was a woman on a safari and like offering something to a giraffe. And then the giraffe like bends down, bites her on the shoulder and then carries her away. She's ragdolled and all these like tour guides. Botswana or whatever like chasing after and I'm like this is clearly AI but the lead up to that like if that video had cut as the giraffe's head first came into frame I would have had to look so close to see that it was fake and it wasn't until the obvious nonsense of carrying the woman away that I was like this is oh my good it's getting so sophisticated no one none of us evolved to identify there's a video of like a Halloween thing scaring a raccoon. And the raccoon's like going into the can.

That's a different one, Kyle. This must be a whole type. So what they're doing is they're trying to latch on to the SEO of the actual attack on a woman and her child by a giraffe that was big news. So that's what's going on here. And you can imagine some boomer like, did you hear about that giraffe attacking that woman and her son? And then they like try to figure out and they're like, yeah, I saw the video of it. It was bonkers. Carried her off.

Carried or plumb off It's like it's It's because these The same one that I was mentioning Like these videos that you're kind of like Why would someone make that Like why would that Like it's such a like why would it exist

And even like the Halloween one is It's just looks like an America's funniest video And there's no way to tell that it's fake Because there's no real person there The camera's shitty Like what we're gonna our past think of like our grandkids when you show them stuff that was on TV in the 60s yeah like major news events 60s 70s whatever that was on TV how easy AI today can replicate

that and make it look believable and you wouldn't be able to tell yeah and then that that will like we have the ability to erase and change the past at a crazy speed now if it took hundreds of years to you know spread something or get something out there or have like you know anything or a religion whatever now the way you could rewrite the past and with AI and how we're all just so ready to absorb this shit and be tricked by it now when we grew up with it like our grandkids could be i don't even know what it what a picture it paints for them what they think of the past or whatever you know if you and also like the pick the the history fakeries like I don't know if you ever look around for fun

Harley at the black Israelite community online they have been devastated by AI because they will post like check this out the real Israelites and it's like how would there be a picture in Egypt dude like how would they do this or the one that was going viral it's like see the real cowboys were black women

and it's like a bunch of black women dressed like cowboys in a very clearly AI setting and people are like mm-hmm and it's like it was cowboys and it's just like oh my goodness like oh this is devastating we can't

we can't be letting or I don't know what we could do because we're black cowboys right there were probably not women yeah but there weren't like fans of women black cowboys it was mostly there were plenty of black cowboys I assume they probably look really sick and very blue in this black and white photo

of them looking like All of them were too quaffed up. They didn't look like cow girls. They looked like it was there for a photo shoot. Because it was a fucking chat GPT or like a Beyonce music video. Yeah. And it was devastating some of these. Can a giraffe bite someone and lift them like that?

I bet it could if it wanted. So it did. So again, this is all based on the news story. But it does it like that camels do. Like they're not going to carry it away. I think it could carry a woman away. I don't know. I've met a giraffe before.

And I don't know that it, I don't think it was a giant one. but I remember thinking, like, I think he could kill me pretty easy if he decides to. Yeah, they whack you with its head. That's what it does. It whips its head. So it would, like, smash its head against deer, and they have really hard heads, and that's how they fight. They're totally unbelievable. They can run, like, 30 miles per hour.

They also often kill lions. A lion will only go after giraffe if it's really hungry and desperate, because often drafts just trample the shit out of them. A moose with spots and a 20-foot neck is not real. That sounds like bullshit. There used to be expeditions from ancient Rome that would go to sub-Saharan Africa. And, like, think about Africa. You have to go a good ways before you get to sub-Saharan Africa and you see all those animals because they're not fucking traipsing around in the desert.

And they would come back to Rome and be like, I saw a horse with a neck taller than your throne, sire. And he'd be like, liar. they'd be like kill him and eventually they like get him there and they're like all right

this is a wild animal you've brought into our Coliseum let's see if he's like will hurt Christians no he seems to like grass and shit gay animal

it's fine a good one so here's a video here's a video of the camel attacking that guy that time and you'll see it bites him like on his shoulder and picks him up

like a I don't know like a sack of tater Well, that camel's hurt. Oh, they're trying to kill it. I think they were abusing it. I think they were hitting it to make it do what they wanted or something, and it had had enough. Did you see the cut on its neck, Kyle?

It looks like they're trying to kill it. Oh, yeah. Looks like a failed slaughter, and that keeps getting a few. Oh, yeah, they're cutting its throat. I didn't notice that at first. That's awful. Yeah. The first camel, I'm sorry, the first giraffe one Kyle linked, I could tell it was AI.

And I often can't. So I was so proud of myself. but it grabs her by the hair, pulls it out of the car, and then as it runs with it, its grip keeps changing, like hair to ear to collarbone. I'm like, ah, that's not how that works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like my own, like, retard league of expertise on rare occasion when Woody will send me a video and be like, can you tell if this is AI?

And I'll be like, yeah, there's something funky here, something's up there. The letters don't make sense. And I'm like, man, I feel so useful right now. you are yeah i remember the motorcycle one i think you identified that the stickers on the window were more indicative of a taco bell than a gas station or something and i was like he's right i didn't see that but he's on to something there oh man i should have taken that skill and like learned how finance works anything i i showed you or i talked about this video to you guys at one point i don't know if i ever linked it but um on like videos of people

abusing, being horrible to animals and getting what they deserve, this is a nice elephant video where this dude had apparently been torturing, pratting, poking, like cutting, fucking with this elephant, all chained up for a long time.

The elephant just crunches it. Crunches it. Oh, that elephant means business. The elephant, the guy ends up going down into like a bowing shape because the elephant puts his leg on top of his neck after a brief spat because you don't have long spats of the elephants they win

and then he just like puts some of his weight on and the guy crumples worse than any folding chair and Kyle's ahead of me because there's no problem oh problem he was yeah he was it's a good ass video because he was fucking with that animal and the animal got the final laugh shouldn't fuck with with animals needless

he was actually on the legs oh my god he won't stop This man ties, right? Oh, yeah. He is dead. It's just a bag of mango pulp when they lift him up. Yeah. You'll see.

He's not going to survive this. It's that thing you always say. He's like, okay, go back from this. All right. Well, that's a big of a year at least to recover from. Okay, you get a transplant for one of those. Oh, you're dead. Oh, that's it.

At first, I'm like, ooh, I think he's going to have a broken hip. Oh, he's his whole midsection is kind of smush. I wonder what intestinal damage. Every rib is gone. Every rib is crushed. There's a arm where his head comes away from his body like six inches. Like there's a separate. It's like all of a sudden the head moves away from the body significantly.

And it's like, oh, okay. Internal decapitation. And then he picks the guy up and like waves around. So what they're doing with those sticks, the way they train elephants, mean people, the bottom of their feet is very sensitive. And so they use these hooks on the end of a pole to train them. Yep. and they're all like

a lot of those elephant trainers are notoriously cruel to them. Yeah. They're too smart of animals to be shitty to. I agree. I rode one when I was a kid. Me too. Yeah. Yeah, we had a field trip at school. We went to the circus

and everyone wrote us. We all got turns riding the elephants. I was up there riding that bitch going Prince Ali Baba is he Prince Ali Baba Wrong as in regular men, test him you'll see. Now try your best to stay calm. Man, this song rules. That is a better.

When that happened, you were like, Are you serious right now? Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. I had chimpanzees for my birthday party. I didn't get to ride them. You had a chimpanzee? For his birthday. They brought a couple of him to his birthday.

It was the same company, I think, or an adjacent one that got in trouble. No, they were babies. It's the one that's documentary that came out. Like the chimpanzee company that he, that came to Taylor's birthday party, that's the same company. The chimpanzee company. That's the same company that produced that chimp that ate that woman's face in Florida, like completely, like, tore her face off and like ate her ears and eyeballs and shit.

Shout out to Kimmy and Kirby. Yeah, that thing came from the same place that the two little monkeys that Taylor hung out. with came from there's a small chance that it was the same monkey i don't oh maybe kimmy kimmy was a cunt oh you would have know kirby would never have i watched the whole documentary about this monkey he's um he had i don't remember his name but he was in he was like the dunstan monkey no that was an orangutan um he was in a lot of like childhood stuff if he saw a chimp on a gift card or a greeting card or if he saw one um like in a movie or something it was this chimp he was like the tom fruze of chimps

once they get big and like sexually aggressive then they become a problem I had a question oh did you want to you no I just shared the link you I don't know if you can click it now whatever but it's just a movie upcoming movie

called primate this girl they just have like a pet monkey that's a cute monkey but it gets bit by some shit and it's just the perfect amount of seriousness and silliness looking. I'm just,

I'm excited for it. It really got me. It's like they're like their pet monkey, but it's a fucking monkey. It's sick. They all jump in the pool. They're like, jump in the pool.

You can't swim. And I'm like, oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. But they do hate water. Yeah. I'm scared of those things.

Like, after watching those documentaries and learning what that thing did to that woman. Terrifying. They're way too strong. And did you see Nope? The opening scene of Nope. when you have that chimp attack.

Like, that was all CGI, but it was still, like, really gruesome. You sent me that, look, they handled that poorly. These actors don't know shit about swimming, by the way. Just thought you should know their form is garbage. Trash form. Good to know. Good to know. They deserve to get.

Yeah, well, I mean, that's just anti-chimp propaganda. Yeah, you should be able to own those things. They should euthanize any of them that can't be returned to the wild or be rehabilitated. just get it over with. At least try to return them to the wild. Don't kill him. Put them in one of those preserves. There's some nice place if you can, but if not, they should just be euthanized. They're too intelligent to be kept in

like kennels like rats and they're too dangerous to be somebody's pet. Don't use them. They go. Let them go. If they die in the wild, they die in the wild. But at least give them a shot, right? I guess. I don't know. I don't know what chimp culture is like if like some male joins your band. I don't think you'd like

take him in. I think it's like walking dead. where he shows up at the gates and you just immediately take him out and go through his rucks free testicles for my lunch yeah maybe they're so brutal they're like ah fuck why'd they have to reintroduce me to the one that figured out spears

who gave this guy a helmet what the fuck the one or the orangutan that ran away from Attenborough still has the hammer that's like did the Romans ever use orangutans I know they use baboons how much would they have run into orangutan territory because they would have had to go I mean they did get to India at one point close to it on expedition I don't know if they would

have gotten to orangutans I meant champagne maybe they did I don't know why I said orangutans they definitely would have seen chimps at least on expeditions south the sub-Saharan but I don't I don't know how much they were bringing them back or anything it was probably an ordeal to get a lot of those animals back like they're like all right let's grab like 10 rhinos they're going to think these are sick back in Rome and then by the time they get there they've got like four laughing so there's evidence

archaeological evidence that the Romans kept macaque monkeys as mascots for their legions like they're they buried the macaque with its like armor and stuff like somebody sold he would have been on like somebody's shoulder wearing like a roman like helmet and really yeah yeah that's sick i love that that's awesome

man that would the more you learn about rome like how much that would brighten your day you're fucking camped out the visigoths are right around the fucking like hill in the morning we do battle and somebody shows up with like aurelius the the monkey and he does a little dance maybe you give him a little sword maybe you have him fight another monkey draft stuff like a like a bar like a like a visigoth or something that'd be cool yeah i'm always upset because i've been on the tour for seven years but then the monkey come out and you got to smile on us a monkey is a triumphant cannot happen to smile and then they have to go fight some some blonde-haired blue-eyed german savage who's like who talk to in the forest they would tie leather straps they would

wet sinew and leather and tie it around their balls and then it gets tighter and tighter and they would do huge doses of like a psilocybin mushroom thing they have. I'm talking about the Viking berserkers. And so when they came over the hilltop, they wanted to die. Taking you is a bonus, but they're ready to die. They're in like excruciating pain and tripping balls. Yeah. I mean the the Christians had the heaven thing of like, oh, if you're martyred, you're going to go to heaven. They dipped the toe. The Viking were like you want to guarantee

you want to guarantee at Valhalla it's the only way you better you better not die of old age if you die of old age you better be because you're the best warrior of all time and you want a million battles because otherwise you're not sitting at the table you're not making it you better die in battle to be sure

I know they have a realm called hell but I don't know if it's our hell but I but I think the only way they get to Valhalla is if they die in battle like I don't think there's any other way I don't think they have a realm called hell I think hell H-E-L was the name of their largest goddess.

No, the Ragnarok monster thing lives in hell, I thought. Ragnarok is their word for the end times, I believe. And then I thought that hell was one of the, HEL was one of their big goddesses

because they had like good and You're right. You're right. Hell is the goddess of the underworld and the ruler of the realm of the dead also called hell. Oh, that's where it gets confusing. Hell or Hellheim is both the realm and the name of the God who oversees it.

Yeah. So we're both right. Did they borrow hell as a term from the Christians or did we borrow it from the Vikings? You know what happened. Like Christianity didn't come up with shit. I don't know. The most famous

of all pagan rituals is conversion to Christianity. Right? I don't know. Over throughout northern Europe. I don't know a lot of pagan rituals, I guess. Well, and they also changed because Rome would come in and be like, get your fucking act together.

And they'd be like, okay, all right, I guess that's fine. Constantine's kind of laying the law down. Yeah, that's interesting. I really enjoy reading about all the beliefs and mythologies and especially the pantheons. The pantheons of ancient religions are so fascinating. the way that they parsed traits, human traits, into like megalomaniacal versions and flaws into it. So it'd be like, oh, this is the god of fucking not getting your shit turned in on time.

And it's like, yeah, you got to avoid that guy. Yeah, procrastinate tricks or whatever. But I love, I know, I don't think Woody's is into that. I don't know if you are Harley. Kyle, I know you have spent a lot of time like I have, like reading about the Greek, the Roman, the, and the Norse. I've spent a little time reading about the Chinese pantheon.

It's pretty mixed up in there. It started when I read the labors of Hercules in elementary school. And I remember thinking, like, this is a little dirty for fifth grade. Because there's a lot of, like, filth and, like, and violence in that book. And that really hooked me. And I think at the time, Kevin Sorbo had that TV show, Hercules, The Legendary Journeys. And there was a sister program, Xena, Warrior Princess. and they're both made in New Zealand

and so they kind of like they like came on back to back so that got me super interested in that stuff too because all those goddesses and gods are in that show I always I wasn't always really interested in that stuff but my mom is so Christian like she'd try to shut shit like that down every now and then I can remember her taking me home

from school and she's talking to another parent they're parked side by side it was Michael's mom and Michael's mom was like do you see this she's like flipping through our social studies book and it's like the definition for polytheism God or gods And they're like having this little meltdown

Because our book is teaching us Just what polytheism is versus monotheism That seems extreme But I remember some of that She did let me watch X-Men because Beast was in there And an apocalypse There was too much symbology there That sounded bad

My mom when Pokemon first came out Like fell into some Christian I don't even know if it was online Or like a newsletter at the time Because this would have been like 1997 and she was like you can play she initially was like hesitant on whether we could play Pokemon but that died quickly

when I was like fucking tantrum mode and she was like well you can't they have a type of Pokemon called a psychic Pokemon and you can't have any of those and I'm like knowing 100% that she's never going to check my game or no I'm like deal

first thing I do is like looking at the Pokemon I got my booklet out because I had a guide book with the full pokey decks in there. And I'm like, this guy, Al-Qazam looks sick. Good stats. Awesome. Psychic type. I got to find this guy.

I got to get an ABRA, get a cadabra. And then before the fucking teachers learn what's up, I got to bring my Game Boy to school with my power cord, do a quick trade with a friend and a trade-back. And you better pray that trade-back works. Otherwise, your friend goes home with your fucking Al-Qazam. And then you're in the mix. That was so crazy. And wasn't the satanic panic? like 80s?

Was that 80s? It happened. It happened around magic. When Magic the Gathering came out, there was another satanic panic around magic cards. Judges of Dragons too. That was all 80s. That was all 80s.

Magic happened in like 93. There was another one where they fully like like magic to gathering. They had a different logo and stuff at the very beginning. They changed things around to be less like, something that would bother people. It was like tarot card feeling and more like trading card feeling. I don't know what their original designs look like. No, they just,

it's kind of like how it is now, but people just threw a fit, you know? I thought you were talking about the back of the card aesthetic, that they had maybe a little edgier design. And then they went more brand. It wasn't just fully focused on magic. This happened like with Doom also when Doom came out.

Parents freaked out about it. This is a movie that I've recommended a bunch of times. It's called Regression. and it stars Emma Watson and Ethan Hawke and it's about satanic panic and it's a really good thriller it's a little scary there's a few really disturbing scenes

with some like demon satanic shit going on I definitely recommend it I watched that movie and I was like going back and forth I didn't know what was going on to the end and I'm usually usually 20 minutes in I'm like alright it's the thing and the thing and then we'll go get the other thing. And this guy's really bad.

You guys see Predator? Yes, I did. You spread her bad lines? It was so fucking sick. All right. It was pretty good. I needed Elfan's ass on screen. When El Fanning's ass was like on its own walking,

like I thought that was pretty high. She got a big old dumper. I don't want to spoil anything. I will say it's really good. I liked it. And I'm super into Predator and Alien stuff and the Whalen Utani tie in. I love that shit.

I love the whole universe. Um, even though there's been some missteps along the way. But still, at the very, at the climax, whenever, like, it's a big fight, there was some goofy stuff in there. That thing he had wrapped around his neck that was spitting. I thought that was silly. I could have done without that, and then I would have liked it.

I thought that was, like, such a, like, I thought it was a cute thing. It got me. It was cute. I thought there was a lot of things that I thought were cute at that got me. That little guy looks like my little Pomeranian with the buzzer. guys yeah yeah and when when it first started it started in a way but i was like okay and it's like 15 minutes in and i was kind of like i don't think this is going to be chill and then interrupt you for a second and tell you like i also like had a bad start and it's because i have a russian

copy of the of the movie so the subtitles come up in russian and then get overlaid in english And the first 10 minutes of the movie is all subtitles because it's the predator alien men are talking to the yelke. So you're having to use context clues to figure out what's going on. Well, we had captions, but they're not perfect. And so me and my girlfriend are like, who I hope at some point we get a universal translator up in this bitch. Yeah.

And they did. That's the worst part about translations on Netflix. It'll be like they annotate the English. And then some guy will be like, like in Spanish and it'll just say in brackets speaking Spanish and it's like what are we

what's going on here brothers why wouldn't you fill me in on this I do like in in movies or something when it does that and people speak in French and I just happen to know it because I was forced to learn it like I it would occur and it's not subtitled or anything

and I feel like this is like a very weird perk in life I get this moment right here, this is what I get. I get to understand what the fuck these people just said. And it's not super important to the movie usually. And oftentimes I'll be like, you know, and what he did say

actually means this or something stupid. But I get the best example of that is where if you know the language, the movie is completely different. The thing. Because in the beginning of the thing, the Norwegians are chasing that dog. And they have that clash with the main characters where people get shot and the

Norwegians die. But in Norwegian, they're saying get away from that thing it's not a dog it's pretending to be a dog you idiot so if you speak Norwegian the whole movie I have never understood the appeal you still need immediately dude that movie rule that's my

that is a good one in Norwegian because that's like one of that's my that is maybe my number one horror movie ever the thing I love it I actually liked the Xbox game and computer game whatever that came out They made a game.

Yeah, it was like really fun. Yeah, it was like a little weird team management thing. And it ends with like the guy from, what's his name from the thing? I forget it what his character. Yeah, I was trying to remember his character name. Shit. Well, anyways, yeah. He pulls up.

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PKK 10 use it if you feel like saving money and there we go wonderful sponsors for the show it's just just me and you harley that's me and my me and my boy top jay that's okay man i love i want to do your show again soon i love the format of talking about food so much then it's actually it is it's you know justin who's on the show lynch he he he gets that stuff and like stuff comes across his desk and he always brings it into the show. It is an interesting thing to talk about,

but I do not have the fucking interest to go mining for it. So sometimes I'll come across food stuff, but even in like the last third or quarter of epic meal time, all food content, I was like, I can't look at this shit. I can't look at, I can't look at this shit. Now, if I, if I watch food content, it's so specific. It's like I can't watch the whole muckbuck bang era. I didn't get into any of it.

or people loved watching competitive eating i couldn't get into it um i just didn't wasn't about the food life um so i like the way you guys do it's like real stuff it's kind of like relevant like new oreo flavor dropping and have a 10 minute conversation about it yeah and that i mean i loved the food talk on your show but when you're as you know washed inculcated in it as you are and have been for someone you say when I'm washed what the fuck you're a wash you're a wash in the food content no but

loki washed also you were uh I'm still sick I'm a chill guy but yeah did you get you guys hear any good food news you hear any is there anything interesting you eat anything interesting those are pretty cool I like the oh I have not tried that I didn't even know that

existed yeah you got what is it you got like a vanilla cookie like a gram cracker type cookie and then blueberry like filling in the middle so it's blueberry pie orio i thought those are pretty cool um oreo and rhes did that partnership recently where they made the rhesas cups that were white chocolate then dark then like milk chocolate and oreo crumblies all inside those are pretty goddamn good like those i got it for halloween to give the kids and let's just say the kids didn't get any i did oreo uh birthday cake oreo it was so bad

and I like birthday cake but they just mixed really badly I don't think so did it taste better than Dunkeroo's because I like Dunkeroo's Dunkeroo's are great but they were on it tastes like that

I love maple the maple they have like Maple Leaf Oreos like okay with a maple flavor I don't know if we have that here I haven't let myself go down the Oreo aisle in a while

because there was a boom Amazon where I really was loving those birthday cake Oreos I thought they were fantastic I can't I thought it was Find it they don't mix well those flavors. They're crazy.

A little bit above the classic vanilla cream. Just a teensy little bit. Nothing takes out the double stuff. That's the, that's the golden Oreo. I like golden Oreo. I love a golden Oreo too. I like a thin golden Oreo actually.

Fuck you. No. No. You don't like that? You like a double stuff? You a little light. Not on like some gay shit. I'm just like I like,

I like, I could just like chips. I can crack them in half with the, you know. the amount of cream and a regular Oreo is already scraping the bottom of acceptable. But you don't like double stuff? Double stuff is as high as I will go with the stuffing because any, I tried this triple stuff once. And it's just, it's a nightmare. Mega stuff. That's what I've made that.

I made that mistake. Did you ever make yourself a mega back in the day before there was even a double? Of course. I thought it was a good idea as a kid. As a kid, I like put the work into it. I thought I liked it, but it was never... I got that butter knife, get it all off. The side of the Oreo off.

You hope you don't crack it because there's no getting that back together. They're a little dry. Yeah, that was... And you only liked those as a kid because you love sugar so much as a kid. You don't need the little kind of holding the punch of sugar. Like, do you remember those like soft, foamy cookies that you could get at, like, the grocery store bakery and they had like pink thick frosting on the top just so you know my things my things are thicker than that dude that's some that's some that's some that's some gas thin there

brother my things are dude my things are way thicker than that dude i don't know what a i shit he's pulling up here Zach you're tripping most stuff and mega stuff looks like a bad idea you don't get the right it looks like good idea if that's ice cream you remember people as like kids would be like i don't even like the cookies i just like the stuffing and it's like you have absolute. They like fail great to. Absolute philistine. Like you don't appreciate art. And so you need double stuff, Oreo.

Thins should be, I hope Trump starts bombing shipping containers full of Oreo fins from wherever they're coming from. I think they're good. Especially the mint ones. It's like, oh, this is like a little thin mint. I like it. Min tin? Yeah, I like them. I mean, I don't get Oreos a lot,

but if I'm going to eat cookies, it's going to be a dog. Those looks so ugly on the far right. It's too much shit in there. That's way too much shit. You can just see the layering. The single stuff would slap better if they just went to the edge more. Even the thins have more respect. Honestly,

I would almost tell you like the thin might be the same amount of white in the regular. They've just squished it down more and they're using a thinner cookie. No. I'm not like when I was younger and I used to break. What's the right amount of stuff here? The middle. Ask you to follow your heart Not even double stuff

Double stuff is too much for me I want the classic Oreo I want a classic Oreo too I'll take classic two as well Here's my name I'm just saying I think I'd rather go to the thins Then go to the other side I like the golden thin

I have milk available Classic is fine column two If I don't column three Fair enough Column three is fine too That's acceptable It's not column three I don't know why you're saying He's column three

he's not column three you're not column three woody that's not you've counting almonds before bet you you don't look at that column ever that's not your column that's not your column to look at it you can't just say it you can't just say you'd do column you would never do column three i just don't believe it i've had column three before what he's had column three before when did you have column three i'm what he's the kind of guy years years what he's in years let's be real 2020s or anything yeah yeah try to one deal valor for column three and I'm the kind of guy to deny engaging in column three

which by the way I prefer column two that's the better one and the golden regular classic Oreo was perfect the classic Oreo is good you ever have hydrox they're not that different I haven't had them since I was like that oh gee Oreo stole their

fucking bag and and made their own cookie I remember there was some kind of political kerfuffle I don't know if if if Oreo company or Nabisco or whatever sided with the Republican or Democrats but one of the other and the other side was like back to the hydrox that's that's the that's the OG and it lasted a day because they're not as good oh I thought the the thing about hydrox is that they were like you couldn't even differentiate between oh the normal hydrox and the normal

this is crazy I didn't know this guys I didn't know that that Oreo copied it and then just became Oreo ripped off hydrox and they just had I thought the story was they tasted like like it was a Coke and Pepsi challenge where people failed all the time, but Oreo's marketing was so much better that they exploded. Hydrox is a terrible name. But also, Oreos, so they're going to put money behind it. I don't know who owned Hydrox. It was probably a independent shop. These are old. The same thing happened to RC Cola back in the day. They had the first diet cola on the market. And, uh, and when, and we spoke about that on the last episode of double dusted. Oh, okay. Cocoa soon and not being able to call their product,

Cola, basically, which is insane. Harley, when do you think Oreo copied Hydrox? I feel like 1912. 1912. That's crazy. No, that's a good guess, actually. Don't change it. I'm going to take 19.

Do you guys cover this when I was gone? You fucked Nards? No, no. This just came up. Oh, it all be exactly right. What? It's 1912? I'm not buying it.

I'm not buying it. You guys looked at this already. I know I looked at it before. you i had already seen it when i looked up what this hydrox show oh my god i was going to i was being sarcastic i was going to be an idiot in my head i'm like 1912 what a moron it was probably like 1951 like i just came across that i was reading it i was reading it i think he is also valid for pretending to know that more than five minutes ago no one's calling it hydrox in in he didn't know about hydrox until like you were back before he learned what hydrox was you're playing a prank on me

this is like that movie all over again we can pull a much better prank than this I'm admitting that I didn't know I was I was gonna come I made fun of Harley because I was like what a fucking idiot it had to be post-World War II they had too many fish to fry for too long

and then they finally in 1947 ironed out the cookie Olympics so damn 1912 RC Cola by the way is is actually coming back it's never left in this like where i live yeah but it's like they're they're doing like a huge push now uh

dr pepper owns rc cola now okay and the dr pepper uh just pushed Pepsi out of the number two soda spot yep for the first time in 25 years Pepsi's not number two and uh and rcola was the old number three cola used to be like cola Pepsi rc cola and uh now it's just crazy Dr. Pepper pushed Pepsi out and now to really finish them off they bring out and now bringing out the old number three soda to take the old take that number three spot from Pepsi I prefer I like RC more than Coke or Pepsi they're gonna lose it RC cool they had there's I think their their their slogan or something coming out was not just a soft drink not a soft drink just a damn good cola that's their slogan so it looks like they're allowed looks like they're allowed to call

it cola again. I've never been a big RC person, but I remember going to friends houses as a kid and I'd be like, can I have a soda? And they'd be like, yeah. And then I'd go open the fridge and it's like fucking Shasta. And I'd be like, get this out of my, I have half of mine

to go pee all over your sink in the bathroom. I have half of mine to start a fire in your waist basement. Shasta? I don't think I've ever had Shasta. I really don't. I don't think. I don't think it's good. I don't like Shasta. What flavor Shasta? I've never tried to diet Chasta. There's cola and then there's also

like orange grape, the fruit flavors and I've never been a big fruit flavored soda person. Like grape soda, orange soda, all that. Occasionally, but not off. Like, I'm not the biggest guy on. I like them. I like orange. I like grape. I like all those flavors.

Like I, but just every once in a while, I feel like if you drank them every day, it wouldn't have that fruity punch that it has when you drink one a month or one a year. It's like once a year, I will buy, like, a six-pack of IBC cream soda in the glass bottles. And that is the creme de la creme of cream stove. I like Stewart's right. It's good.

The Stewart's very solid. Yeah. Like the full sugar, IBC cream soda in that frosty bottle. I like root beer more than cream soda. Roopier's solid, too, but cream soda of, it's the only full sugar soda. I drink a ton of Sprite zero, but Sprite regular. I like Dr. Pepper, strawberries, and cream zero. Oh, it's so bad.

I can't, I can't even with that. There's too much stuff. You're with me until you get to zero. Nothing zero's good. Wrong. Wrong. No, it's, no. I'm basing it on drinking my mom like six years old.

Yeah, well, it's no, it's no piss, but it's, what is that? Oh, Pib Extra. The greatest of zero beverages. Is it? Yes. No, because diet eliminates the greatest of zero beverages. okay well that's that's actually a good like you can take diet lemonade and do uh and tea as well like diet tea and it it's really good especially you throw some ice in there yeah i i like that but i get heartburn

from that stuff so you know i drink like eight of these a day you're cursed with that you know what i like is an arnie palmy you get a little like iced tea mixed with the lemonade and if you get the lemonade zero it's like guilt-free delicious drink all day yeah that's my uh Chick-fil-A hack. Arm Palmer? Yeah. They'll mix it however you want. Like, they'll do, like, sweet tea with diet lemonade.

They'll do diet tea with sweet lemonade. They'll do any mixture you want. You can do diet lemonade with unsweet tea and enjoy it without guilt. That's what I would get. I don't, if both of them are sweet, that would be sickly. You know those Coke freestyle machines? Yeah. Yes.

Yeah, I'm a big fan. Yeah, they're awesome. Um, one time I, uh, was behind someone of Carl's Jr. And I guess I got their order or something and I got the drink and I was thirsty and I sipped it and it was fucking whack. I was like, oh, I look in the bag. I'm like, oh, this isn't my order. I drank from that.

Yeah. So she's like, oh, my bad. And then she's like, and I was, she came back and I was like, what was that soda by the way? And she was like, uh, grape sprite. And I was like, what color was their skin? No, I'm kidding. I already knew.

Like I drank it and I was like that was crazy that great is the blackest beverage I like grape yeah I like grape I like Sprite together I never even thought of it I can't I still can't even I know what they taste like and I my brain still can't put it together it was literally a chemical concoction it was insane it shocked me when I drank it and I always get like a Coke zero or like a cherry Coke or something with those machines so I saw it looked dark in there it was at night so i figured that's what it was also another thing about coke freestyle machines i saw someone on twitter once was like uh here's why the coke freestyle machine suck a thread and someone had retweet it and they were like they were like i'm not reading

any of that shit this is just proof that people on this site will fucking hate everything like how could you hate the coke freestyle machine dude i made fun of that person oh you saw that you saw that i saw that and quote tweeted it that that's where i thought probably yeah i was i was curious because i was like this is a user issue if you can't work the coke freestyle machine you can't get the appropriate amount of vanilla in your diet coke because you're trying to have a vanilla diet coke as a little treat because it's not really available anywhere else then that's a that's a skill issue that's a problem between the the screen and the fucking uh chair like that's i hated that so much check issue yeah like just just just figure it out

there's giant buttons that say what flavor do you want next. I always know. I actually only fuck with cherry coke. Like I don't like orange coke or vanilla coke. I don't like any Coke flavors like that. I try that Oreo Coke for fun. Have you been to the world of Coca-Cola? No. We've never been to know about it. Do you know what the deal is? No. So here in Atlanta where Coca-Cola was originated, they have the Coca-Cola factory where they have the world of Coca-Cola tour. You get to see the vault where the secret recipe is kept. They show you a bunch of commercials. And at the end, when you finally go through the bottling plant, you get to see it being made. And you get a Coke right off the assembly line.

Like the assembly line is there. And they're like, here, here's one, like, just made. And then you go to this other room where they have tons and tons. They're not freestyle machines, but they're like old school machines, but there's like three or four on each column. And the room's full of columns. And all the flavors are discontinued and foreign flavors. So it's like, this is the kind of like it's the Coca-Cola they're all Coke products but they're distributed throughout the world like so you get Bolivian orange soda and like I don't know Nigerian grape soda or whatever the hell and there's like hundreds and hundreds of flavors you've never had there's like a cinnamon coke it's it's worth that one that I would

definitely try that sounds very interesting uh I feel like that's some old style soda cinnamon I tried like I've tried like old sodas ones that are like same recipe for 150 years and I drink and I'm like oh you could definitely change this up a little bit but I see how this probably slapped if I was a cowboy and I only drank fucking dirty water yeah I bet this flavor rules in fucking Ethiopia but like I'm you know we got we got better sodas here I this is probably seven eight years ago now I went on a tour of the Anaheiser Bush here, which they have a bit, yeah, we did ads. Anaheiser Bush, obviously the Bud Light Company, they're out of St. Louis, and they have a big

tour you can go on where it's like a little village there. And they have like the Clydesdale's going around and they have little booths. And because I had heard Kyle talk about the Coke tour, I don't know why, but I just had in my head that there were going to be a tremendous number of options at the Anaheiser Bush plant where it's like, oh, this is, we only sell lime or we only sell fucking passion fruit bud light in Thailand and it was none of that everywhere you went it's like do you want bud light bud wiser bud select and it's like it's kind of it's kind of all the same fucking thing these aren't really different flavors i was expecting you to blow my mind have you ever done

like a distillery tour like jack daniels or anything i did a brief one in gatlenburg once but i don't like uh i just don't like the taste of any hard liquor really and even those super sweet moonshines they were given us. It wasn't good. It was gross. It'd be like, this tastes like apples. And it's like,

no, it absolutely doesn't. Yeah, like a, I've been to vineyards before when they do like a, like a wine tasting and you can buy like eight glasses, 12 glasses, like whatever you want different prices.

I always enjoyed the hell out of that. That was always really fun. And I was introduced to new wines I'd never had before. Not that I have much expertise there anyway, but I'd be shocked that like, ah, shit. This one's good. Good, you know, because I usually don't like it.

But going through the Jack Daniels distillery, I was like, this is not for me. I hate Jack Daniels. I knew I hated Jack Daniels when I walked in here. There's a, there's a Denzo Washington movie called Man on Fire. He's an alcoholic special forces guy who's retired, and now he's protecting a child. Like he's a bodyguard now. And there's these scenes where the cool scenes. He keeps pouring shots of Jack Daniels and doing them.

And then he ejects around from his pistol and catches it in the air until he can't. anymore. And, uh, and, and, and, and for some reason, like, maybe 22 year old me thought that was cool as fuck, maybe 25, something like that. And I went straight to the liquor store. I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. I've never tasted it my life. I got a whole fifth, the good looking bottle. Yeah. I poured, I poured it in a little shot glass. I went, and I'm, I never drank the rest of it. I gave it to somebody. I gave it away a week later. It was so disgusting. It is so nasty. It is vile. We literally, all my, friends all through like the university we all drank jack daniels like from 20 to 25 everything like

that was jack daniels related on epic meal time was jokes that we made amongst ourselves calling it jack dagnels jack demis yeah yak demis all the things being like oh i can be black out and fight someone uh and just all that like there was such a culture to it amongst me and my friends and uh we'd ever really much it was just it was always jack daniels you didn't have to ask everyone like jack and coke just drake taking shots of jack fucking jack daniels he was literally a guy the spirit of jack daniels was there with us so we like always by the time epic meal time happened when i was 25 i was like oh we should get a bottle here and i was looking at the bottles that i wanted and then i was like no i'm like i like i fucking hate jack daniels but let me get a bottle because it's jack daniels it's jokes a little problem

And, like, we literally always just hyped it up. It was like, we would hype up muscles glasses and we would hype up Jack Daniels. Yeah, like, cooking show with a bottle of Jack. Like, it's still. Yeah, we went. And, like, I already hated it. So I would go to bars when Epic Mealtime was like, at it's, like, you know, it's popular times.

And they'd be like, hey, brought you three shots to Jack. Let's do, let's do shot. Here's shots of Jack. We brought you a bottle of Jack Daniels. Here's the bottle. I know the sauce boss loves Jack Daniels and I was always like I didn't want to let fans down yeah

I was just like telling the person I'm with I'm like yeah we'll get no I want to keep the calories low maybe do like a vodka like diet soda type thing you know like and the guy brings Jack Daniels and I'm like okay I'm going to be a disaster tonight yeah I was the last time I had Jack Daniels I think was was that what we took a shot of

after the epic meal time we did where you like mixed in chick filet sauce with it and very possible i think it was jack daniels because that's the only time in the last decade i've had it and even that one shot in the scene i was like this is this is rough they really tricked americans into being like my lips like curling under my mustache we can actually make horrible whiskey but as long as it has excellent branding a cool label and neat bottle shape and we try and co-opped like old the old-timey America, people will still drink it. And that's exactly what.

It was also like the one one company that was able to exist through prohibition. I forget the reason why, but there was like a reason why Jack Daniels existed. Its competitors were pushed out like a leading, other leading whiskey. Yeah, like they just didn't last through prohibition, but Jack Daniels did. Something like that. Interesting. Maybe they have the user base to sell to... Maybe I'm mis-memoring some bullshit I read on the internet.

I don't give a fuck. It doesn't matter. It's a very... Hey, it's nothing to come here and just fucking lie. No, this is an incredibly low-stakes conversation. There's no one to give a fuck if we're wrong. But yeah, Jack Daniels is horrible. I like Maker's Mark.

I think that's a... I don't even know what that is. I think it, is that whiskey? It's a bourbon. my friend's rich dad liked that and they would they dip the top of it in red wax and that's cool yeah yeah i thought the bottles were cool the wax shit was cool and then like i i was drinking a lot of makers mark there for a little while with a friend and like i developed a little bit of a taste for it like it was pretty good manhattan similar price too it's not like like jack daniels isn't

cheap you know what i mean oh i thought makers mark was expensive i think it's still like in that realm it's still like in that you know i don't know i don't know just buying mixed drinks at a bar. It's like it's like five guys and Wendy's. You know what I mean in comparison? Five guys is way too expensive now. There was a time when it when it was like, Oh, fix your buns.

Fix your buns. Something mushing them. I'm okay with the mushed bond. There was a time like 10 years ago, five guys was expensive. Now it's unaffordable. It's like I'm just going to go buy five families. Nothing's affordable. What is this?

I'm going to make my own burger. It's like you want what for your fries? No, but we give you too many of them. It's like, fuck you. Like you do the math. And it's like, man, I could make burgers and fries for like 12 people for the price of a five guys burgers and fries like to go bag. Everything's expensive, though, all the fast food spots. Onions are free.

Tomatoes aren't expensive. Like, go buy all the ingredients. I think they use high quality ingredients and that's where some of them come in. But still, it's always been overpriced. And at this point, it's just, it's not worth it. It is a lot of fries and a lot of burger. You definitely have to get the. small burger, which is just one

patty. For sure. And their fries are not great. Like, let's all right. I'm like a good fan of their Cajun fries. Yes. Okay, I haven't had that. You've got to have the Cajun fries? I haven't had it in 10 years because they like it. They hype up their five.

It's not a new, newly. I don't go to five guys at all because one, it's too many calories and two I don't want to liquidate my 401K for lunch. Oh, wait, but Woody, do you want someone to wrap your burger too tight in tinfoil and then play a brief game of hacky sack in the back with it and then deliver it to you? That sounds good.

Can you throw in a couple cold fries on the bottom of the bag? Yes. Could you match it together so much that it forces the mushrooms out of the bun and then there's a bunch of cold mushrooms in the round of. I don't need to be educated. Their fries are a big deal. How much is, how much are they donating into your campaign, Kyle? That's what we need to ask. Kyle's in the pocket of big guy.

Yeah. If I love guys. I mean, I would love to take their money to hawk their burgers, but I'm just saying they're way too expensive. But they're fucking delicious. It's the best hamburger you can buy. I like it a lot. That's crazy. No, I like it a lot.

Your Robin's better. It's the red Robin. Yum. See? I only know the catch phrase. Like, I don't even know what it is. You remember how it has the whole song? Yeah.

Waffle house pricing. Waffle house experience still slaps. I love Waffle House. I agree there. I'm not saying the food's great, but I like it there for some reason. When I'm, when I'm nearby a Waffle House, I love it. I think I was born to be, and nobody's putting on any air.

We're all in Waffle House. They have peanut butter waffles. They're sick. They'll do... I've never had that. They'll do peanut butter chips. They'll do chocolate chips. They'll mix them together.

And they'll also do blueberry or strawberry chips. And if you end up, they'll do fruity-toity, which is blueberry and strawberry chips. And then they'll draw you a smiley face on that bitch if you complain. I do steak and eggs with raisin toast. And I put the eggs on the toast. It's pretty dope. And the steak, every time I get it, I'm like, well, it's technically steak.

They have a... plaque there that says the biggest purveyor of T-Bone steaks in the world. I think that Waffle House sells more T-Bones than any other organization in the world that might sell steaks. And it makes sense. Beasible. Yeah, because

what are they? Like $9? And it's the thinnest T-bone imaginable? I would never get a steak from Waffle House because I would know what I'm getting. It would be hilarious if they adopted my catchphrase. Like, Waffle House, it's technically steak. Yeah. Waffle House. You'll

eat it. Waffle House, put your dukes up. This steak. If your girlfriend, you beat up the waitress, you eat free. Waffle House, that's my seat, Cracker. Waffle House in Atlanta is a fucking experience. Waffle House in Atlanta, isn't that a zombies map? There's wall guns you could purchase.

I got to pick up an Olympia real quick before we go to the table. The jukebox is nothing but hip-hop and it's blaring in there. And you're like, I dare you to put fucking country on. I fucking dare you. Shut up. You want to get us killed? Me and my Polish buddy and my Lithuanian buddy used to go in there all the time.

And he's like, he called it Vaffle House. Let's go to Vaffle House. And he'd just be drunk. They'd both be just beyond wasted. drive their ass to Waffle House and we'd eat drunk waffles. It was it was like a every Saturday night we do that. I love Waffle House. It's a fun memory. And then like as my dad, when me and my dad, growing up with my dad, when we'd get up really early to go hunting or we'd get up really

early to do work like 4 a.m. or something, we'd go to Waffle House first. And it was always kind of neat to like see the people who are also up at 4 a.m. and you're like drinking your Waffle House coffee wondering what they're up to. It's like I've never been out in about at 4 a.m. You know, I'm 12. So like knowing that there's a whole not. class or group of people who are just up and about it this time. I don't know. It's kind of like if you ever drive down the highway, see all the cars and we're all y'all going. Yeah.

Did you ever wonder like, or did you, I guess, identify where you're like, that's a guy who's up early, about to do something similar to us. That's a guy who's still awake. Oh, you can see. Oh, you can totally see. And Athens, Georgia, which is a huge party town, it's almost

all people who have been up late, not getting up early. It's almost all that. That violence in the parking lot. There is an argument in the parking lot nine times out of ten every single time. I don't think I've ever seen a fist fight. I don't think I've ever personally seen one, but I've definitely

seen screaming and hollering and just a kind of scary environment. I've seen videos. I've seen videos of getting people getting pretty real in the parking lot. And it's like, you're so full of the fucking Grand Slam breakfast, what do you have to worry about? Like, just enjoy your morning. That's Denny's.

Or is it? Whatever they do. Maybe it's Denny's. Denny's I've also never liked. I think it's the All-Stars. Oh, I love Denny's. No, Denny's sussi nachos. Shoney's breakfast in the day was the shit. Shoney's had a huge breakfast bar that was high quality,

and me and my cousin would be up all night playing Halo 2 or whatever, and just like, you know, Shoney's opens in 15 minutes, and they have an all-you-can-eat breakfast bar for like $8. And we would starve ourselves the night before, knowing that we're going to Shoney's All-You-Can-Eat breakfast, and we're going to get so many sausage links and so many pounds of hash browns that they're going to like look at us funny and we would it was awesome that was one of my

favorite like i guess i was like 18 doing that something like that's 17 18 we had a local place called uncle bills which was the last place in the the area where you were allowed to smoke cigarettes and so we'd like have someone buy us cigarettes and we'd be like too young to buy them ourselves and then we would go there in the morning so it was 24-7 and sit the smoking section and rip grits while we had while he also ripped grits in both directions right i've always i always love places you could smoke in obviously if you're a non-smoker it's like the worst thing imaginable but if you're a smoker and you go to a place and it's like yeah you see somebody light up and nobody makes a makes a fuss you're accepted here it's almost i bet it's

what it felt like for black people back and during the segregation days when they like walk into a place meekly and they'd see a black dude at the counter just cutting into his fucking food or whatever happy like not looking over his shoulder or anything like oh we're good come on in guys and then the black guy lights up and they're like get the hell out of here there's a cigarette not for any other reason by the way yeah that was that is nice like smoking a cigarette in a place

where traditionally you can't smoke them is fun like ordered a meal at a strip club they didn't order a meal in my house I ate from a buffet at a strip club. That's awesome. Yeah, I had toasted raviolis at a strip club probably. That sounds classy. 10 years ago.

It's a local St. Louis food. It's not classy, but it is delicious. Maybe it was, if it wasn't Pops, it was near Pops in East St. Louis. Or what was it? It may have been crazy wings. Like wings are a big deal. the place is bumping uh when they have their wing day like people go there lunchtime lunchtime strip club wings yeah and it's wild huge hit they're really good everyone i'm a little

like selective with wings they better be solid they better they're crazy they are really just it's weird so you just get burgers and fries at the strip joint but they were always good they had it was almost like a waffle house with titties because like the the cooking area was open there was like an open thing, like in a countertop, and then completely opposite that was the stage where there were strippers. And then on the other side of the place, there was pool tables and shit. That place was fun. I always enjoyed that place and had a good time. You're going to talk about people watching. There's some freaks at a strip club, like, especially a shitty strip club. I go to a nice strip club. It's a nice strip club. You know what that's like. But you go to a

sleazy one, like in a run downtown. It's a shit show. The girls are rough. The viewers are rough. and everybody's eating those cheap hamburgers. It was a blast. I always loved going to the cafe. I was going to the cafe. I was going to the cafe. I was in Louisville, which is a scary fucking town, by the way. I tweeted out, we're at this strip club, and I tweeted out that we're here at this strip club.

and their phone started going off to the point where they thought we were real celebrities. We didn't tell them we had stripped. We had tweeted this out. We were like, oh, must have gotten out that I'm here. And my buddies are like, my buddies are playing the whole. I've stepped away.

My buddies are playing the whole, you don't know who that is kind of routine. They're pumping me up big. And again, the phone is ringing off the hook. Is he there? Is he there? Is he really there? And they're free drinks, lap dances, like VIP treatment, the whole fucking night and the next night.

It was, it was amazing. And I couldn't believe that they just kept buying it. I was like, at some point they're going to realize that, like, we're not drumming up any business for this. At some point someone's going to do a little, a little math. You're like, hold on. These guys are taking us. Scott fucked one of the girls. Like, like, it went super well.

I didn't get any. I didn't get any. close the deal. For the best. She could have probably slit me some sort of pill and robbed me anyway in the night. Oh, yeah. She thought you were fucking, you know, Tom Cruise over there. That's what they were.

I remember exactly what the, like, whatever the highest rank in person there came by. It's like, you guys doing great. You guys doing great? Just want to check on you again. Man, we haven't seen. We had Kid Rock in here. Nothing like this. And I was just like, I don't know, man.

It just got out. I guess that I'm here tonight. I'm so sorry if they're bothering you. Oh, are you serious? That happened to Kid? That's so funny. I'm going to text him. He'll get a kick out of this.

You know, his friends call him Allen. Alan Rock. What's Kid Rock's real name? I bet it's super white trashy. What makes you say that about Kid Rock? He's super white trashy. Robert James Ritchie sounds like a fucking serial killer. You throw the middle name in on anyone.

They sound serial killer. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. They're, that must be like a rule of journalism is like forgo middle names except in cases of serial killer because then they, they throw, or they want to be real specific about who they're telling everybody is a mass murderer, I guess. They don't want any John Smith's getting caught in the net. Sure. Oh, I name like John Smith. You'd have to be real careful. You have to show a picture at least. There's probably a lot of those guys. did you see Trump falling asleep in the board meeting

it's every day now right when you can't keep up real tuckered out man he's looking real tuckered out he's a sleepy fella you know who says there's anything wrong with being ruled by 18 year olds on all sides in this gerontocracy we're in who says that's bad you know the worst part like like this is exactly what we went after Biden for so hard. And now we're getting

another shot at it because he really does look awfully sleepy. And he keeps having his hands bandaged. He's got another bandage on his hand. And they're talking about this MRI he had and he's like, oh, I passed the MRI with flying colors. Beautiful. It wasn't on my head because I already

aced the cognitive test. Something you wouldn't have been able to do. It's an Asian woman, by the way. If I have it right, they're like, where did you get, what was the MRI what? And he's like, I don't know. really has anyone ever had an MRI you know what they're MRIing like you don't just sit there for 40 minutes it's like it's only this left leg in there and he's like who's to say

like you know you fucking idiot we know you can so yeah every answer's wrapped in lies like he's always lying about everything he says and does and I'm like can you ever just tell the truth is the truth so damaging all the time I don't know he knows the truth like I don't know You know where you got your MRI. I've had MRIs. I've had x-rays. I've had cat stands. I've got fucking nuclear medicine.

I, you know what they're looking at. It's completely obvious. And then he tried to claim it was like cardiac or something. And then the doctor on CNN is like there are no preemptive cardiac MRI. Preventative MRI. Yeah, that's what it is. Magnetic resonance imaging for that.

You would do a fuck. What is it called? Where they inject you with that, they inject you with that shit. And then the contrast. I thought that's what they did often for like heart flow and blood stuff. I could absolutely see a preventative MRI being done on a president of the United States, though. Like obviously the average person doesn't go get a $10,000 scan preventatively. But the leader of the free world, I would be disappointed if he weren't getting preventative MRIs every few years.

At his age. But what I'm hearing is on the news anyway, is that. that they don't do that for hearts. And we all know he got a brain MRI. Oh, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have any, like, thoughts about what he's prime. They do do that for people who are at risk for Alzheimer's.

In eight months, we'll have our second ever eight-year-old president. Which runs in his family. He's going to be 80? In eight months, he will be. And then we'll have, you know, is it a bad thing that the only president's over 80 ever have been two in a row now? he's going to be super active the next couple years the World Cup is coming and I think

and the Olympics are coming and I think he's going to try to make him make it about him and I can't wait it's going to be like a key and peel skin he's not one to do that all the time constantly I was like where's he going with this

oh okay would he stole that trophy the last time they played that's the medal maybe that's what you know he still has he still has the trophy in his office. I don't know about the medal, but he like

slipped it into his coat. I want him to get the Lombardi trophy. I feel like if he stole the Lombardi trophy, people would be angry with him. Canada wants you back. I'm saying no way. I would love that if he just like just is coming to us presidential address with the Stanley Cup

on his desk. No explanation. No, not it is now where he just don't. Stealing someone's trophy is very funny. Very gauche. Oh, I just looked it up because I don't know anything about hockey. It's in Florida right now most likely. I wonder if it's near Marlago. He could lay his sticky hands on it any time

he wants, I bet. No, it wouldn't be. They only get to keep it in the off season. Then it goes back to the people who watch over it. So that Florida doesn't happen anymore. Yeah. I don't like that. I feel like at the end, like maybe they should turn it over or something. And there should be like, you know, when the Marines like

inspect a rifle, you know, the sergeant comes over and gets the right, he's like checking to see if there's any dust in the fucking like sight hole and like, hand it back to them and everything. Like, I feel like it should be kind of like that. The tradition's really cool. So what happens is, Taylor, tell me if I get any of this wrong.

Everyone on the team gets to keep it, I think, for a whole day. And often the teammate who has the Stanley Cup that day throws a party. There's like a pool party. Family and friends are coming over. Everyone's like rocking with the Stanley Cup. That Stanley Cup has found itself at the bottom of pools. One guy dented it and sent it to an automotive of repair shop the next morning to get it

to get it fixed up as best he could before they returned it to the next guy and it's just it lives a naughty life I guess that would make a really good sports documentary just talking about the history of the Stanley Cup it's it's most interesting like when the season starts

there are these Stanley Cup handlers who just take it on tour everywhere and they only handle it with white gloves and stuff but right I've touched the Stanley Cup it was at Cisco in the cafeteria and like that's the kind of shit that that happens was someone guarding it or was it yeah two people were guarding it yeah they were like they were business like do you think that like would they have fucked you up if you try to take it not you in particular

but like a human like did it seem like they were more like high class concierge types people they weren't like bouncers maybe they existed too for all I know there's like CIA with snipers There was a hundred There was definitely someone there That was like It's go time

This retard steak at the Stanley Coffin They would have shut it down But I love the same stories What he's talking about Where you find out all the hilarious nonsense That goes on with it It's the most

Damaged trophy in sports Like every single time Because you said they should turn it back in The teams do turn it in And they'll like post funny pictures Sometimes of like Here's the refurbished cup from the previous year when the blues had it

and then here is it returned after Tampa had it and like it's just dented destroyed one player like put his baby in the Stanley Cup for a photo op and he just filled the bowl with shit the baby didn't be like oh son of a bitch

this is great right the thing is if you're if you're a player right not a regular person like me I'm never going to win the Stanley Cup so I can touch it according to the rules but if you're a hockey player like an NHL player you can't even lay a finger on the cup it is not

okay but if you win it your baby could poop it and everyone's like that's a dope story bro remember Jady Vance broke the college football trophy last year that passed me I guess yeah there's a little bit of that time stamped

it yeah well there is no excuse for any sort of championship trophy to not be more sturdy than that it should be it should be loaded up Like, it should feel heavy with, like, your achievement. It shouldn't be some fucking... Speaking of the college football playoffs, I'm psyched. Georgia's rank number three.

We got the buy. Like, we're going into the SEC championship game. Like, like, I am pumped. Like, either we're the best team in the country or we're not, but we're going to fucking find out. And I've been looking at the playoff brackets. It looks great. I can't wait to watch the college football playoffs.

We play Alabama this weekend, I think, for the SEC championship. Something that I don't. have the stats in front me, but I think either Georgia or Alabama has been in that game, like nine out of 10 years, 10 out of 11 years or something like that. So this is it. Here we go again. I would be psyched for you. It's very exciting. If you're in the playoffs, you've got your shot, right? And is your third seat now, but that's really up in the air because if you lose to Bama, then. No. No. So they can't lose that. They can't be degraded even from a loss. in a championship game that's part of the rules oh i didn't know that okay so they're they're

likely to be seated there's a new rule okay um my team nc state the good news is we beat the shit out of unc who is our like in state biggest rival and that's kind of nice and now we're going to projections have us in the duke mayo bowl or the gasparilla bowl are you want duke's mayo okay so i don't know like i don't know like i don't know if y'all like i don't know if y'all like or if you have a preference a lot of people like miracle whip and and and shit like that no dukes mayonnaise it i also see people getting that japanese mayonnaise that cupey man mayo no dukes dukes is head and shoulders the greatest mayo available to mankind you can't make a better mayo it's so delicious you know we can't get that here but i've heard this before it's tangy um and it's they use eggs in it miracle whip

doesn't even have eggs in it that's not man yeah miracle whips miracle whip's not mayonnaise yeah but But I have had a small period of time where I did like that. Because normally I don't do mayonnaise alone. I put mayonnaise with something else. And there was a time where on a sandwich, if I was just going to have mayonnaise, I did use Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise. Yeah, I like it.

I like it on turkey sandwiches and chicken sandwiches. I like it on turkey sandwich, chicken sandwich, but I put it with mustard usually. And I like mayo much better. What happened? We were trying to be The Stanley Cup And we made it

Oh yeah I don't really have any like Inside into the whole CFB Coach football playoffs or whatever But I was just I'm just psyched that my team is in there We're guaranteed to get our Like we have as good a shot

At winning this thing as anybody I don't know what the odds are But But we get that first round by That's huge We win one game and we're I need the bracket I think we only need to win one

Or maybe two games To get into the the championships because it's like yeah something like that I'm psyched I can't wait for this I can't wait to play

some teams that are out of conference we normally don't play Notre Dame has no business in there it should be BYU or Miami probably Miami but yeah other than that they're like the odd ones out BYU and Miami

it should be BYU dude if you look at their like neck and neck head to head record that seems like bullshit that those more but Notre Dame's ranked like 10th and Miami beat Notre Dame

and I think that that gives to me that gives them then it should be Miami and BYU. Notre Dame has no business in there. Pull Notre Dame out and put Miami. That's what I would do. Did the Big East finish one and two for the seedings?

What's the Big East? Do I have it wrong? Big Ten. Who's Ohio and? Ohio's Big Ten. Oh yeah, it must be Big Ten. What do I know? Did they get first and second? So number one is Ohio State. Number two is Indiana. Georgia's number three and Texas Tech is number four.

those teams all get buys do you know who John Gruden is the former NFL coach he had I watched a video of him laying out like his plan to fix this over like seven minutes

and he was like going through every single match and being like you know Alabama Georgia they play doesn't matter who wins or loses because this is an additional game why should they be punished having to play everybody else gets a bye week both of them get in then he like went down and you know Ohio State and you know this India whatever like they in the championship for big 10 Ohio State

Indiana they both get in and then he kept going down and he also seemed to be of the opinion that BYU should be a lock like to him and he knows football John Gruden he was like it's crazy that no why he's a YouTuber now right instead of an NFL coach he doesn't know football like we do. No, it is supposed of his racist, homophobic, and misogynistic emails that were late, also him sharing pictures of cheerleaders topless without their permission. Get him on PKK. He called Roger Goodell, a faggot.

Okay, well, the man knows ball. So, and so I liked, I didn't know any of that, but I liked his video where he laid it all out and he made the point better than I could because I just don't have the requisite knowledge of the structure and playoffs. but he agreed and echoed what you said Kyle about the championship game which is like this is absurd like making the best teams

get bloodied and beat up and bashed against the other best teams and then being like time for the playoffs to start go play James Madison University and it's like why are we pretend like why do we put those teams in at all like those teams that play for the bullshit conferences and they beat like Appalachia School for the blind and deaf

and then they go like 10 and no and it's like, oh, dude, James Madison's like a real team this year. It's like, no, they're not. Mizzou would put up 70 on James Madison University, and we would get blown out. Mizzou would get destroyed by Georgia or Alabama. Well, I guess not destroyed. They lost Alabama by three.

But even so, it's just this, it feels like a waste to have 12 spots, and two of them are for conference champions where it's pretend. It's more than two, right? Because Ohio's playing, the actual two best teams are playing each other than who's Georgia playing third Georgia Alabama have to play each other they're like what third and eighth or something well that's the SEC championship

Georgia's third that's the SEC and they're also like Alabama's not the eighth best team in the league like Alabama Alabama is better than Oregon Oregon has been look at Oregon's they're the ninth best team or 10th if you look at the other

so they say but they're not really like look at Alabama I'm just pointing out your bias because the big 10 is one and two and they play each other but you're like the real crime is three versus ten. No, no. I was saying that Alabama is not the 10th best team in the country, that there are teams like Oregon ranked above Alabama,

but Oregon has like a laughable schedule compared to it. So let's look at Oregon. So they're lucky to be in the top 10th. Florida had an abysmal year. It's really, really bad. And Alabama lost to them somehow. They beat us somehow, too, though, by three. I hate playing Alabama

I get nervous and upset watching that game every year like it I'm it bothered I don't have you noticed I never I never troll about Georgia Alabama games

because I can tell when my buddy is actually invested and I'm like let's not throw I'll check and I'll be like oh this isn't looking great for the dogs then I'll check back later and not bring it up the dogs have had a lot of tight games this year

I was talking about the Eagles who a friend of mine who knows much more about football than I do and he's like yeah you know games are close this is the NFL part of being a good team is knowing how to win close games just because they win by three it's not it's still a real win I was like I don't know it feels like we're four and oh and three plays away from

one and three I want to make my Super Bowl prediction now I was telling Taylor and his Broncos Broncos the Super Bowl change I've watched, I don't know, maybe five Bronco games this year. They come from behind in the fourth quarter, like every single game or in OT and close it out. The Broncos have been so fun to watch, so clutch, and it's these fourth quarter come from behind victories constantly. I think they've lost one or two games.

I don't remember, but that's my Super Bowl champion. I think the odds are $1,100. I'm going to put $100 on the Broncos. because I believe. Who else is even in the mix? I don't follow the NFL closely enough. The Patriots have an even better record, but I love Kyle's pick.

I would vote for the Broncos if I wasn't so biased. I'm going to say Eagles because they're in the mix. And they're doing good? The Eagles are? Well, they're like second best, I think. They'll be in the playoff. And they're a championship caliber team. They're the defending champions.

They won the Super Bowl last year. They're eight and four right now. So they're in the mix But I think the Broncos are better pick But I'm not picking them Sometimes those really successful teams After a championship win A couple in a few years

In multiple sports It almost seems like they phone in the regular season a little bit Because they're in the groove And they're like As long as we make the playoffs We can turn it on voice Like just you know Don't kill yourself

And then oftentimes they don't And sometimes they know The Chiefs I dude My friends who are Chiefs fans the way they've been talking about the chiefs, I don't follow their record or anything. I would have thought that they were 0 and 12. And then I look and I'm like,

they're like six and six. Like calm down. If this is the worst season you've experienced in a decade, maybe count your blessings. Because there's some people out there who are like Bill's fans. We're like, oh, yeah, is it tough? Is it tough?

Oh, is it rough? Yeah. I'll make a bet. I'll watch every land's game. I bet the chiefs and the Eagles miss the playoffs. I know. Actually, I bet the chiefs and the Eagles.

Eagles missed the Super Bowl. Neither one of them are in the Super Bowl. Oh, I won't take that. Yeah, he can't bet against his team. The Chiefs won't even make the playoffs. So I'm just betting that the Eagles make the Super Bowl, which is long.

The Chiefs need to run the table, but I think they got to play the Chargers. That's probably the toughest team they've got coming up. It's not a super hard schedule they've got to go, but they would have to run the table, I think, to make the playoffs. No, no, thank you. I don't think I'm going to lose. Either or. My bet is that neither the Eagles nor the Chiefs make it to the Super Bowl.

It's like there's a one in five chance the Eagles make it, a one in a million the Chiefs make it, and that's your sweetener? Fair enough, fair enough. I think a lot of people would take him. You were trying to get him, but Woody won't be had. Well, Dirty's there. He'll take any bet. That's true. He will.

He'll be like, one of the team names, the fucking the commanders and whoever it's. Tell me I get two teams sold. Oh, I was going to mention this before we did ads earlier. Apparently, they're bandying about the idea of reducing some of those like truck and large vehicle specific regulations. Who know if it knows if it will or anything will come of it? But you guys know that Japanese truck that's like 12 grand that we looked at and we were like bemoaning the fact that like, oh, you couldn't even buy this in the USA if they put. this through, that would make trucks like that available, like those 70s

style smaller pickup trucks. It's like nothing. It's the one that comes with absolutely nothing. Yeah, it comes with nothing. But it would open up the market to other trucks more similar. And I think that's like high luck style stuff. And that's, that would be awesome. That would be cool. I want to know if people

want that, right? I often hear people be like, oh my God, this F-150, 70 grand. And then you look at it and the seats massage you and the fucking radio jerks you off. Okay, but I don't understand the thing about trucks is I always see people and they have trucks. I always

see people and they have really nice trucks. They own a restaurant and it's like not going well but they have like trucks. People just happen to have trucks. I go to like Costco and I see in the parking lot. There's like a ton of sick trucks. Everyone's got a truck and all these trucks are expensive.

I'm like how is everyone buying all these trucks? How's everyone getting these trucks? Trucks are expensive. How does everyone have like a nice truck? Everyone is a shit. job they're doing 10 year fucking payment plans they're like like they're they're they're financing for 80 90 100 fucking months on a hundred 25 thousand dollar for door pickup truck that they deliver groceries in like i watch these YouTubers that are sort of they're always like the sky is falling the sky is falling look and they're and they're going through um car dealerships parking

lots and showing you the old age units you can tell from the code on them how many days they've been sitting there and they're like look at this This is a 2024. This is a 2023. The sticker is like six figures, all of them. And sometimes there was a Jeep Wrangler, I think, that was like 90 or 100 grand, a Jeep Wrangler, all right? And it's like, who the fuck is spending that money?

Why wouldn't you just go buy? No one. It's been on the lot for two years. No one, exactly. Like, I don't know what happens to those. I'm sure they get liquidated and do like fleet deals and maybe the government comes in and buys a bunch of them for the feds or something. something. I don't know what happens, but it seems like the bubble's going to burst with all these

people financing these six-figure cars for eight years. That's insanity. On the thing that I was responding to Taylor about, I'm interested in knowing if there's a market for it. Everyone wants a $12,000 truck until they find out there's no radio, until they find out it has no AC. Does that thing have heat? It doesn't have a back seat. Why? If you bought this why wouldn't you just bring your Bluetooth rechargeable speaker and put it next to on the floor do you really give a shit I was about to

say that like apparently it does have AC and heat it does not have no screens no radio it doesn't have a tachometer so this is a better starting point this is a better starting point like I've had

a truck you know I have an SUV right now and there were things that I needed and the amount of like the tiers the way that they're built up to get the thing that you definitely want like a trunk that opens up with like the clicker you sign up for 10 things you do not give a fuck about but if I started at zero and you'll tell me that this thing will be ready next year and I could choose every little thing like if I could be like power windows on everyone except for the driver's side I don't give a fuck and I want to save 300.

hundred dollars so everyone has power windows but mine doesn't like customize it you know you can't go to that level but you know when you special order we can't i'm saying order cars from us from you know forward and they would get things that you just don't normally see like deleted features would usually be the thing like i don't want a sunroof and it's like well they all come with sunroofs you don't want one is like and no delete that you just special ordering your your features if they did that i agree with you i don't need some Windows Electric and some roll up, but I need a radio. I need a radio, like 100%.

Oh, I just listen to like stuff off YouTube premium on my Bluetooth. I can't remember the last time I used my radio. But I don't mean a sound system. I mean speakers in a dial that control them. Yeah. I mean, you could, I mean, if think about it if you're someone who's really pressed for cash and you need something that's functional and then you could just. kind of add a little bit with a $90 speaker, like Harley was saying.

That's the experiment I'm looking forward to. I want to know if that consumer you're talking about, the one who's kind of tight on cash, buys a $12,000 truck or is like, you know, I was interested, but lands on something a little better. And maybe the consumer that would be interested in this sort of basic bitch build is more of a sedan consumer. maybe they would be looking for that sort of uber simplistic thing instead of the truck itself but i i it seems like if you're just doing if you're if you're if you own a company and you're trying to buy a fleet of work trucks yeah you don't give a fuck if it has radio they can bring their own bluetooth you're gonna buy as many of these as you can get your hands on and then disseminate those

through your your workers that's where this functionality comes into that or the guy who makes living with his hands sure yeah like it's just a smart purchase but but those guys for the for those guys, truck culture is so big, they're going to get an old truck and fix it up. Like a roughneck guy, a blue collar guy who works with his hands and he needs a truck for his plumbing business, he ain't going to that. You know, I don't think he is anyway. Or maybe, you know, it's his private vehicle and his business thing, like that guy. I think it'd be huge for fleet sales, but when you boil it down, you take all the extras out.

I mean, that's what we did for lost leaders and car sales, because people show up and they want a radio. They want a radio. I had a truck for it. I had a couple four trucks and they were so sick. I wasn't even a truck guy and then I had that and it was so sick. I was like, wow, I love this. It was awesome. And then I moved to a city where I definitely did not need any vehicle.

So I got rid of it. And then when I came back to get a truck, it was just like trucks were just so expensive and I got I was able to just get a deal because I wanted it to be like all fully loaded like how my truck truck was and so I got a Ford Explorer like a really sick one and I just made the mistake of thinking it would be like the truck but they are very different products this is so weird it's like this thing is actually surprisingly very fast vehicle the explorer that I have it feels fast and stuff like that but and and you go inside you are like oh this is kind of like almost luxurious in here but compared to the f-150 the f-150 like i had this uh the limited

edition one and and like you i would go in there and it was like all fucking rgb light ambient stick so much space you could literally like fit like a like a a fast food tray in the middle console if you wanted to uh there it was so space the screen that you touched was just much better. But that's another thing that really bothers me is I would pay less for some analog switches and knobs, even to just feel like the old days in some ways. I hate that I, you get this like, like the, the Explorer. I wasn't as evident with my truck, but with the Explorer, like, this is like a $50 tablet now.

It's the center of the whole multimedia shit in the car. And today, this is like a shit, $50 tablet. And even when it came out, it wasn't even that good. One of the big design requirements and trucks is that you can operate the controls well with gloves on. So an F-150 wouldn't make a console the center, like a touchscreen, the center of the universe to do your HVAC and all that.

Interesting. Oh, okay. Interesting, yeah. I don't picture boomers and older people buying this style of truck at all. It would be more of a younger person thing. people pressed for money but also like the boomers are so invested in the brand they love of trucks that they're never going to switch like i i know woody and kyle both know this i'm sure it's the same up in canada like my grandpa has driven silveradoes for decades he will not

purchase a ford he will not purchase a honda like he will he loves silveradoes and that is what he likes. He likes to drive them until they were so beat up. It was almost unrecognizable. And then he would get a Silverado that worked again. And that's a Chevrolet guy. He's a Chevrolet man, too. Always, always Silveradoes. Like, I remember being a child and those old

early 90s, Silveradoes, and our entire life every time, I don't think he ever bought a Ford. I never give a shit. I had a Ford, I had a Chevrolet. I had two forwards and a couple of Chevys. Just never really cared. um but there was a time when ford was just bad like the 80s ford really at look at an 80s Mustang like they're ugly and like even the torus when it the torus was always so ugly and boxy and especially

compared to like i don't know in the early 2000s like the nissan ultimate was this slick thing with like snake skin seats and a and a 3.5 liter like fast v6 and the what was the ford torus it was when they had that like like curvy for torus it was like rippled on the door oh ew and it was like that is a grandma car and this is a bad bitch car i remember my mom got one she got like the 2002 Nissan ultima like top of the line 3.5 leader and i remember getting in it being like fuck yeah and i did it off when nobody was looking and that thing would do 110 it was like this is funny fast i love this yeah i'm not that brand loyal with truck purchases.

My Tacoma treated me really well. It's a famously well-built truck. Had it for 16, 17 years, something like that. And when I got my Ford, I think I made the right choice. It's also treated me well. And in 2018, the F-150 was like, to me, the clear winner. The Silverado got updated like the next year. The Dodge got updated the next year.

But their screens were tiny by comparison. I don't think they had car play. what screen I don't know who has the biggest screen but in my head it's the Dodge Like last time I got into a new Dodge truck Maybe a year or two ago And I was like, the fuck

Yeah The Dodge was so nice inside Interior is a big deal to me That I was like shit Maybe I should have waited a year or two I'm a little biased against Dodge I always think they're third place in quality But

There was a time If you can get one with a warranty I don't know what the warranties are like But I remember again When I sold cars somebody had this like 100,000, maybe 200,000 mile or eight year, some crazy warranty

that was just too good to pass up. Toyota. And the, and the it was a, it was not, it was a domestic company. I remember it being a problem for us selling Fords. And it was like, what the fuck? Like, their truck isn't as good, but they basically promised to make it right when it does break. Like, it's hard to beat that

when the initial price is $3,000 cheaper. I don't remember who it was, but this Dodge Ram. I'm looking at the screen in it. It's enormous. That's it. It's like those Tesla screens where it's like this is this is like the. Unless it change. Yeah, but that Dodge has a plus more responsive than the one in my car. Like I can't hate on it. And I don't like it.

Dodge has this puck for the transmission. And I'm the only guy who likes that stuff. I think I see Taylor shaking his head. You like that? Here's my take on it. Most of the time on auto transmission, occupies a tremendous amount of prime real estate. It's there next to your knee. And, you know, you use it like one time as you shift from drive to reverse or drive to, I'm sorry, from park to reverse or drive. And that's it, right?

Like, use it one time, but it occupies this huge, very important space. Look what we have here. We've got some cup holders. We've got probably something for you to slip your phone in. I bet it charges in one of those slots. They've taken that spot to the right. This is the new one. where your elbow would be.

And they put something useful there. I think I see dual phone charging like those touch things where the phones just sit there. And some cup holders. And they make really good use of the space. Meanwhile, the shifter is that circle just to the right of the steering wheel. And I'm like, why does the shifter have to have that kind of primary real estate for something you touch once?

It's basically like the start button. It's turning the key. And this is not a work truck though. I just didn't like it. you're when you're in a truck working on a farm you are constantly back up for it back up for back up for like like you want it up on the column so that you can like just back and forth there when you're like maneuvering around like maybe hauling hay or like moving like actual truck truck shit but most people's use case like you said it's like put it in drive and go to your destination

and put it in park and get out you know my my truck truck shit is occasionally buying like 32 bags of mulch, putting a parameder in the bed, putting a dirt bike on the hitch and going three hours. It's not like farming. So for you, that that's perfect. And I didn't expect that. Like a truck and trailer situation. There's a lot of back and forth if you're maneuvering a trailer somewhere. I hate how big that screen is. That's too much. I dislike it. That's what I'm saying. I haven't been in like a 2025 Chevy or Ford, but I have seen the Dodge and I was blown away. I was like, that's enormous.

I had so much. I didn't know they were doing that. If that thing goes out, it's like, well, I hope I like that I set this to 81 in December. I prefer the tactile response of like feeling the little click of the volume dial, like knowing that I hit a button so I don't have to like look down.

It's more dangerous to operate. I think I saw that had a dial. I might create. There's some dials on it. What I would like is, like, my phone has, like, tactile feedback when I touch the screen. There's this subtle vibration when I'm doing things. I'd love to have that on the truck there. So as I'm doing stuff.

That big screen still had physical buttons for the volume, the heat, and the fan speed, which to me are things I fuss with the most. I agree. I like that a lot. I said my grandpa was loyal to Chevys, and my grandma is mostly loyal to. GnC because she loves Yukons, which I'm like you're 80 years old.

You're like GMC like Yukons. She's like, well, that's what I feel safe is seeing on the road. You know, because something goes down. It probably ain't going to me, me, getting fucked up. And like, she's right. She's right. But like one thing she does every time she gets a new

Yukon is she makes them murder out the GMC logo on the front because it's usually in red and she's always and she makes it jet black I don't even know that was an option because the one time she was like this is many years ago she was like oh and taylor i got a new yukon you're going to love it i went with all white on the outside this time and state of black and it looks real neat looks real good and then she like came up to my house and whatnot in it and i'm like this is the most absurd car i've ever seen from like an 80 year old grandmother because she's like opening the door and waiting for the assist to come down and help and I'm like did you like why did you get black rims too and she's like I was like I just thought it looked really flashy with the it's real white everywhere

called it pearl at the at the car store and then I told him make the GMC bike because that looks nice and it pops and then make the the wheels black too and I'm like you're the coolest grandma in the other gangster grandma Oh, that reminds me, like Wings Bing porn tip has new life because obviously now many states in the U.S. have to show ID to go to like Porn Hub, X Hamster, X videos, a lot of the classics. If you go to Bing video, you can watch it in their player regardless of where it is. So all those, all those porn sites are back on the menu boys. You just go Bing video and then whatever your topic is. And then you could filter. by like a quality you can do 1080p or better and it's it's like this is the best porn aggregator ever there's no bullshit

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and like the web browser on the TV like even a little much isn't it you know you're fucking you throw a little bit more big string tug oh I was picturing he's sitting there like I got my popcorn I got my just crank mode TV like 80 inches too you guys watch the show

Mary I got the like the like VHS sound server like Whatever that's, they're like, real. The actors are bigger than John. I don't like, I don't like. Barry? The speaker behind me only has the guy's voice. He had that one dude that, like, loved watching porn.

Like he'd go to his house. He was, it was, uh, what's his name? His special forces, buddy. Yeah, and he just, like, has porn on TV while they're chilling and smoking joints. Yeah, it's, and he's like, oh, look at this. He's like, fucking destroying her. Hell yeah. Look at him pound that pussy.

It's so crazy. It's like he's watching like a sport. No, that was, Barry is amazing. I thought, I didn't know Bill Hader could act like that. He shows. Yeah,

he was sick. Like by the end, he's got those dark shadows in his eyes. He's all worn down. He looks like a, like he's a broken man, but he's still so fucking dangerous. I just didn't like the final,

final, like stint of the final season. I thought it was all in his head. I thought he was having like a, like delusions with, all about living in the desert with his with her and there was the kid and everything i was like this isn't real he's gonna because like at the end of last season he got like pumbled like beaten unconscious i'm like he'll wake up he's back in that cell and he's back now we're going to go kill these motherfuckers he's going to go full john wick give me what i want but no like he had actually like

had a terrible life um i thought i thought he was so good and believable in it that like i would literally take a shot at casting him in anything yeah but if he was serious like like if this is crazy but even like after seeing that if he was serious and and uh there was a metal gear movie yeah sure you want to be salt snake you could do it i'll let you take back at that he do that guy's an incredibly talented actor he like he when when he was just so depressed and it seems so real like he looks mentally ill he looks sick like he his mental illness was making him physically ill and he was like you could see it in his character i'm i'm sure there's some good makeup involved too but his acting so good and some of those scenes are so fucking dark

he's uh this guy is paid barry to to kill this guy that's been fucking his wife and they're there at the hole the hole is dug barry's got the gun the two guys are having a talk and the guy who was getting i guess cuckled it is like you know what we talked it out i forgive him i'm forgiven Jim we don't have to kill him he's like what he's got like clippers he's like he said you're gonna cut his eyelids off now you're letting him go it's like yeah yeah i'm forgiving i'm forgiving jim and barry just goes phew you can't forgive jim you can't forgive jim and buries them both and it's like oh it's so dark that's so so rough the like what was that guy's name like no ho hank was so funny no who hank was like he's like he's killing it yeah he's so funny does he have real alopee

show? Yes, he does. Oh, okay. He developed it, and then they were, they were like, you can't be an actor anymore. He developed it for the show, I think, right? Yeah, but in his acting career, there was a time when he acted without it, and then it happened to him, and they were like, yeah, your career's over. His agent and everybody,

like, no one wants that. Like, I guess you could be in powder, too, maybe, but outside that, you're in trouble. Yeah. If they do the Power Rangers, you could be a putty. Okay. Okay. Speaking of, they did do a lot of a lot of moving back and forth. Not a lot of action from the potties. They were not a useful minion class. They were made of putty. They weren't effective. Yeah. On the movie thing, do you see Tarantino gave an interview about his top films and he ripped on Paul Dano. I'll read what he said. Crazy, bro. He was, I guess he was giving his top, his favorite movies of the last 25 years or something.

And number five was there will be blood. And he said, Daniel Day Lewis, the old style craftsmanship quality to the film and had an old Hollywood craftsmanship without trying to be like that. It was the only film he's ever done. And I brought it up to him that doesn't have a set piece. The fire is the closest to a set piece. This was about dealing with the narrative, dealing with the story and he did it fucking amazingly. There will be blood. would stand a good chance at being number one or two if it didn't have a big giant flaw in it

and the flaw is Paul Dano obviously it's supposed to be a two-hander but it's also drastically obvious that it's not a two-hander Dano is weak sauce man he is the weak sister Austin Butler would have been wonderful in that role he's just such a weak

weak uninteresting guy the weakest fucking actor in SAG laughs all right I don't think he's the weakest actor in SAG but I agree with every single other thing he said And I also would have ranked it the same way he does. It's in my top 25 for the last 25 years, too. It's one of my favorites ever.

It's probably my top 10 favorite movies. It's incredible. I watch it every three years, so it's fresh. I love it. But Paul Dano, from the first viewing to my latest viewing, I always think, well, he's not a real threat. He never feels like the equal of what's his name's character. Daniel Day Lewis's character. He never feels like his foil, like their, like they're,

one of them is a fully grown physically imposing very crafty businessman who's been here before and done this all before and he proves several times that he is that he can physically dominate Paul Dano Paul Dano only has this one little thing he can hold over Daniel Day Lewis for this one moment when they have the uh I abandoned my boy I abandoned my son and it's like And that one moment, Paul Dano manipulates him, makes him dance. But then the movie's three and a half fucking hours long. And Paul Dano has five minutes of lording over Daniel Day Lewis. And the rest of the movie is Daniel Day Lewis fucking big dick in it, murdering people.

Like becoming a 19-0-19. He's a billionaire in 1902 or some shit. Like he's- I am going to take me allure because you are a gay faggot and it belongs to me. this is my son d w is a tremendous actor i just don't think that was a good role for him because like i love him in the batman i look i can't think of his old filmography right now but everything i see him at a little miss sunshine yeah um that that movie uh had a different actor cast in the role and i think i brought this up on on a past episode a long time ago i was saying about um i had done myzner acting classes like back in the day and myzner acting was you did like repetition

where you would repeat with someone something stupid like oh your hat is blue my hat is blue your hat is blue my hat is blue and when there's no script all that's left is blue yeah exactly you get this back and forth going um and that is like a way to if you're good at it you can take what's being given to you and turn it into a good performance the guy there was an actor before paul dano that was playing that role and he couldn't stop watching Daniel Day Lewis in the scene. Daniel Day Lewis stunk on set. He was the guy.

He did. He lived that life. He was about he fully went into it. Like he literally stunk on set. And he was, I thought, killing it the whole movie. Like fucking destroying it.

So if you're in the room and I've been, I actually being on set with Austin Butler myself actually, um, in, uh, yoga hose. He was way back in the day a couple years back. That's right up there for me.

He was not. I'll have you know. I'll have you know he was, Austin Butler was on set, but he was not anyone to me. I don't know who this guy was. And I had my scene and I was just hanging out on set. And he starts talking. And when you hear someone who's like a good actor, act, live there, it sounds so different from other people's performance.

on so many sets with bad acting just because like I'm a YouTuber everyone's a shit actor there and you're always trying to do these big things so you act and you hear it so as in this movie and it was a lot of amateur actors and was their first time and some people are one way or whatever and and just hearing him though this is a guy that was literally way beyond everyone and I turned right away to Kevin Smith my my my good buddy and I was like who the fuck is this guy and he was doing a Canadian guy. And I said, why'd you make dogma, you fat idiot? My brother-in-law is my claim to think. But I was like, who's this guy?

Yeah, he's great, eh? And I was like, and I went up to him. I was like, how did you nail that, like that Canadian accent? He was like, oh, I watched Foo Bar over and over again for a couple weeks. I don't know if you guys have ever seen that movie, but it's a good one. If you haven't you to enjoy it. And he just, he fucking killed it, but he was, he was way beyond. And so I could just imagine being on set, Daniel DeLewis stinks and he's doing that acting thing where it's really good acting and you're in the room and it's directed at you.

Like that guy from 1901 is fucking ripping into you and you have to still be your role. That's hard. Paul Dano had like two weeks to prepare for the role, but he is apparently a Meisner trained actor. So he's able to. What does Meisner trained mean? Is that a school? Yeah, it's like a school like a school like it. Like instead of like method where you would become the character, you just kind of exercise your acting muscle, which is not your head. It's your heart, your gut and your crotch.

Like those those dictate like you can't like you can't think of a line if you were to go deliver a line in a in a audition or something. And you thought about how to deliver the line and you know and shows they'll stand in front of the mirror. and deliver the line deliver the line deliver the line but that doesn't matter these metals are crazy

one mind one mind dude what's given to you you know like what you're given is how you'll respond and you'll know better at that time based on your acting muscle so someone who's good at it if a really

good actors acting at you. It's quote unquote giving you gold and you could deliver that back. You could withstand that. So I think they purposefully got a Meisner trained actor for the role because they're like, fuck, everyone's going to get blown away. So imagine like an

anime. I know you guys aren't gay, but imagine an anime when they're like, they're like, oh, his aura, it's so powerful. I could barely stand. And then the guy's like, it's embarrassing to hear you say that. I'm a gay man. you are a gay man

you're a gay's hell so you're like dude but fucking Tarantino was wrong on this because I just checked Austin Butler is my age and there will be blood was made in 2007

so I was 16 there's no way a 16 year old well that's the character's age by the way Austin Butler actually have a 16 year old in that position if you want to seem imposing

whatsoever to Daniel Day Lewis and I disagreed with what you said about Paul Dano. I thought he was awesome. Yeah, he was. I thought he was excellent in that movie. I think it's crazy to pick on him for that role. That was weird. I think it's ridiculous too. I like Daniel Day Lewis and I obviously he steals the show but Paul Dano provides an adequate foil to me like his sinister underhanded subversive nature masquerading as high-handed moral like a moral guy like I like it was written really well but but he he I just never saw look I liked him and I like

his performance there but if if you go by Tarantino's take that this is supposed to be a two-hander that it's supposed to be this versus that and they're supposed to be each other's foil each other's like enemy and and be equal they're just not like like Dan july louis is way like like at no point do you think that like Paul Dana was going to get get it over on early early on early on before he's made a foothold in that community to drill Paul Dana wields a lot more power but once he gets that initial foot in the door I agree with you that Dano's power is far diminished and I was because you see that like Daniel Day Lewis's character will kill for what he wants like he

no bones about it he will shoot you and bury you in the woods like like because that's what he does you know I was looking up quotes from this movie I want for no one else to He was one of the most brutal people have ever heard speak and he's so articulate and perfect He says, do you remember this one where he's like, you slithered out of your mother's filth?

No. You should have put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was sucking on your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli? One of bandies' sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had.

it rules like you're right that every time they're in a scene together it's like dude this feels like daniel de louis teaching someone how to act but that's how every scene with that guy feels i don't know you watch gangs of new york when he's across decaprio i feel like they're both running that shit although like i don't be doing it's a lot i really who's one of my favorites for a long long time you know who's really and i loved i also love jake jillen hall a lot. I think he's a great actor. I love John Bernthal. I think he's so...

Do you know his background? No. His acting background? He accidentally joined... He was trying to join like a bullshit elective and he ended up in like acting class. And he was like, I fuck it. I'll do my best. And one of their first projects is they had to bring in an object that had extreme, like,

emotional attachment and value to them, something that meant a lot to them. But he didn't do his homework, and so he's scrambling on the day of, and there's a ball glove in his car. I think he played ball, and he comes in with this baseball glove, and he tells this story about how his mother died of cancer, and she gave him this glove, and she told him to always, you know, play like this, and win or lose, it's about this and that, and he starts crying, telling the story, and the teacher is like, that's incredible. That's amazing, and he admits that he made it up, and it's just like, they were very upset.

they were very upset that I had made it up but that was my acting class they were mad yeah I think I think the purpose of the exercise was to access was to find a way

to access those those emotions that are tied to memories that are very powerful so you can bring them up at a moment's notice and use them in a scene that makes sense then and he had completely worked around is he the guy that dies

early in walking dead yeah yeah he is oh he was talking talking about how he wanted that scene to go. So you probably don't know, but like in season two or three, like somewhere in the middle, Rick and John Bernthal's character finally getting his final confrontation where he's, where Rick ends up killing him because he has to. Bernthal wanted the scene to go like this.

He wanted to be pointing a gun at Rick and to be threatening Rick and to tell Rick he was going to kill him. And I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. This is it. I'm going to take your wife. I'm taking your son. I'm running this group.

I'm going to kill you. And then Rick stabs him. and kills John Bernthal. And then Rick is sitting there because he just killed his best friend and he's broken and he's crying. And John Bernthal's character becomes a zombie and starts rising.

And so Rick has to put the zombie down. So he grabs the pistol that John Bernthal dropped and he goes, click. And I was- Episode ends. I was like, well, it clicks because John Bernthal was making Rick kill him. No, I know.

I was saying that would mean like a good black screen episode ends. Sure. Sure. Or just a close-up of Rick, like coming to that realization, like his face as he understands and grasps what just happened, that everything Bernthal had said that I'm the husband for your wife. I'm the father for your son. And I'm the leader for this group. He's saying it about Rick, not himself, given his life to let, because only one of them can live. Because it would have been better. Yeah, that would have been good, actually. Because it wasn't impactful enough. Because when I watched that in the first season, I was like, this Bernthal guy or whatever. whatever his character's name was. I was like, this guy, I like this guy. Shane. He's like playing, yeah, Shane. He's playing for keeps, like, he seems to know the cost.

He plays the Punisher. It's pretty good. If you don't know, the Punisher is a superhero with no hour. He plays the brother and retard hitman. Isn't Punisher, like the skull, all those fucking retards put on guns? Yeah, yeah, that's like, yeah. Chris Kyle's kind of started that. Yeah, what did you guys come on?

The Gravy Seals. There's a Punisher, a Punisher comic where he, like, fucks up some guys like that. Like what? uh guys with like punisher logos like oh yeah yeah really in the new show he does that like like all these guys that i think they pull from that comic there's like this whole group that are all they were like we look up to you you're the man and and he's sitting there all beating in blood he's like you're a fucking joke you're a bunch of pussies wearing costumes not wearing hockey pets i'm not wearing hockey bats that movie fucking rules i haven't rewatched

that little Batman series, those three. But dude, those were awesome. I disagree. The new Batman. It's called The Batman is my favorite Batman. I love the Joker and the Dark Night Returns or whatever. And because he's doing his thing, that's probably my favorite Batman movie, like on an island by itself. But the new Batman, the Batman, with Zoe Cravitz, his catwoman, with Paul Dano, as I won't spoil it, but a villain. And with Robert Pattinson, I think, play. playing Batman, but I wish he had gotten bulked up, I wish he'd gotten in shape, but once he's got the suit on, he looks

like a UFC, like he looks like a UFC featherweight or something who's like quick and using gadgets and being the shit of people and I buy it. Oh, and then what's his name is the penguin? Which was tremendous. That was amazing. His performance is the penguin. I think Joker is my, sorry. The

Irish actor, Liam, no, that's not his name. Who plays the penguin? It's the guy from Colin Farrell. Oh, it's Colin Farrell. Farrell. He's the penguin. He's so amazing. Oh, we talked about it before that $10,000 a day makeup that they put on him. Like, he's got a club foot.

It used to be Danny DeVito, right? Oh, DeVito was incredible at it. Oh, yes. Like, like, I love that Batman, too. I'm sure you've seen the behind the scenes of Michelle Pfeiffer with a whip. She's whipping the heads off of these mannequins. And like the behind the scenes, she really does it. She doesn't miss one.

She's like three mannequins like, pow, bow. I hated that era of Batman. the stupid gay no this is before that this is no what he's right that was stupid and gay no Batman and Batman returns are made by um what's his name um Tim Burton those are Tim Burton

Batman and those were deemed too dark and unmarketable to children so then they went to Joel Schumacher to make those goofy Jim Carrey Tommy Lee Jones movies the ones with Charles Schwarzenegger as the ice the Ice Age has returned and it's just fucking stupid Batman pulls out a Batman credit car It's, it's, it's, it's kitty stuff.

Oh, well, that's, I hate all that shit. They, they have the nipples on the bat suits because Schumacher's a big time homo, like a, like, a, like, a, like, remember that? It doesn't make you gay. Do you remember that like, 1993 Simpson scene where they meet, uh, who's the original Batman? Adam West at a conference. You've watched the old Simpsons recently where he's like, why don't they let the Batman dance anymore? He used to do the bat to say, uh, da, da, da. And Homer's like, say hello, kids.

And then I just was in the way from Adam West. And I like that that was kind of a lore, even back then, that he was a bit of a goofball. Adam West was super upset that he wasn't cast as the Batman when Batman came back in like the 80s and 90s. And he's like, I was Batman. I should still be Batman. I want to do this role. It's mine. And I'm like, get the fuck out of here.

You're old and you can't do it anymore. And then Mark Hamill did the same thing And everyone agreed with him but me Well because Mark Ham was a Jedi With Matt, he's a space wizard And so like I feel like maybe when they get older They're like a fine wine Like Gandalf probably wasn't as powerful

When he was three years old But now he's 3,000 years old or whatever He's like omnipotent I'm okay with my space wizards Being old and wizened But my Batman Oh my God He needs to be an NFL level genius

He's got to be spry Like he just didn't NFL level genius NFL level genius. No, no, no, he needs to be an NFL fucking... Well, I made $100 million in I'm broke. He's an NFL running back. That's also a genius and a master of martial arts.

There's a book called Becoming Batman, and it breaks down all the man hours of training and all of the techniques you'd have to learn and how much weightlifting you'd need to do. There is a test called the... Incelopters. There's a test. Is this thing on? Oh, sorry. we were talking about

I'm joking around there's a test called the Wonderlich test that they do for quarterbacks to see like how good there and it's like a specific type of intelligence

I never took one but you could take them and apparently like just some of the greatest quarterbacks in the world are like it's a test that you have to you have to do it fast

so there are questions you have to recognize right away if you do not know the answer to this or you're going to take too long to think about it and move on to the next one

And it's like how many questions you could answer. Yeah. And I think give it to every position. And it's interesting me because sometimes scores can be too high. You know, they don't want. On the Wonderlick? Yeah. If some guy's a genius level, whatever and he's a cornerback, they're like,

eh, I don't know. We don't want him questioning the coaches. And quarterback's super high. Uh-huh. One of the highest scores I know of was a kicker. I can't recall who it was. But yeah, it is, they're looking for a specific type of, a player and score for different positions.

Oh, these aren't even, I was, when you brought this up, I just clicked the link Kyle had. I have it open. I was like, there's no way any normal person could do this. It's going to be like complex football plays and football related stuff. The first question is a road construction crew is resurfacing the highway between point D and point E. The distance between point D and E is 93 miles of road. The crew is completed 35 miles. If they work in a pace of 2.9 miles per day,

many more days will it take to finish? And so they're just asking you, I guess, to subtract. I actually, as soon as I started reading it, miles, and then you just do quick math. 20. I don't know how it works, but I think I would have just like moved on from the question immediately. I don't know how you get for moving on, but I think once I'm reading too much, I'm like, this isn't it? I heard you because I saw it the same thing. I was like, all right, I know how to solve this. I figured it out. But then you start dividing by 2.9. Maybe round that to three to get close i don't know and but i'm like oh shit by the time i finished reading the questions my 12 minutes went down to like 1140 and i haven't even started answering it yet and

there's 50 and it's like you know it's a you got to be able to answer like in 20 seconds you got to be like oh 93 miles a road and they've completed 35 all right so we got 58 miles of road left uh 2.9 like you just got to do like quick basic math Yeah. That's weird that this is a test for quarterbacks. I guess maybe it's just testing quick thinking, but I really I've heard of the wonder like and I honestly thought it was stuff like

You always thought to be exes. Someone's, yeah, someone's running out here doing this pattern. What's the appropriate way to respond? Yeah, yeah, it's not that apparently. No, that's neat. I might take it later depending, is it 50 questions? That's a little much. I'm pretty late. How many continents are there? Now that's... We breeze right through that bad boy.

It's a little easier. Is it 10? the government would have you believe there are only seven however what is the next number in this series 412 6986 it's doubling it would help me to see it half it would help me to see it too

it would help me to like actually not even have a screen in front of me I need to be sitting down with a pencil and paper like answering it I bet you get to be I need to be locked in I'd be disappointed if I sat down and took this and they were like you're an optimal quarterback and be like fuck

like this like the athletic thing like I won't know you score higher than two Bs or something like that that would be upsetting that if you had the mind to be an NFL quarterback but just just not the body nothing else

the body's a big part of it you're a six five which means you can't throw over these mammoths in front of you so no you don't get to be part of the squad bro that's cool I'm going to probably take the wonder look later if I remember. That's interesting.

Because those seem like fun questions. I like word questions. I had a question for the show. Yes. The Harley I almost asked you this a couple hours ago. Name a respected profession that you don't respect. I know, Kyle. Say it.

Pharmacist. I knew it. I knew it was such a slave dog. Is that respected? I think so. Yeah. People come in there and ask. about ointments and creams and I still hear you guys educated definitely pharmacist one way to

dodge a question I'll think of a second some of them because I respect some of them but then as a whole I hear like teachers what's a question again they they have a lot of respect but they don't deserve it right yeah but you think they don't I think certain members of the military like I have all the respect in the world if you're if you're if you're a marine or if you're like a guy who, even if you're the guy who, I'll tell you who I don't have respect for. The guys who are waving those little orange wands,

the guys who like point where something goes, the guy's driving trucks, the guy's cooking, the guy's working in the mess. I've been listening to these stories about Fallujah, and how these guys get, and they start with the recruitment process. The guy's like, yeah, I want to the recruitment center, this, that, and the other happened. And he's like, the recruiter

told me, no, you don't want to do that. He's like, no, I watched the band of brothers. I'm airborne. First to fight. He's like, no you don't want to do that they jump out of airplanes listen we need cooks i i can give you thirty thousand dollars cash not cash 30 thousand dollar check right now if you sign up to be a cook have you ever had 30 thousand dollars no you ever even seen 30 thousand dollars absolutely not but i want to be in the airborne and it's like fuck join be a cook dummy be a cook yeah be a cook be some brock lesnar looking like i got no respect for the cooks

I have no more respect for look I appreciate the cooks but I have but I don't think is it I appreciate lunch ladies too are they still in valor that much are the cooks still in valor I got an answer by the way go on streamers and podcasters that's not how I really respected at all they're around they are though they are highly respected by people that you don't have any respect for at all and I agree with you but I'm just saying they do for sure you sound like a guy who is highly respected like people that people that many people that respect them because there could be people that respect them very much so way more than anything else yeah i don't respect people people people uh people respect uh someone that would you know eat fucking tampons and get views or something shoe nice if you're watching this

you're a bitch and you can suck my dick if i ever fucking see bomb and slap you across the head whoa fuck him take that shoe yeah chat a lot i think he got Fuck him. You think you got bad? Oh, I'm sorry. He was really attention seeking. On the lesbian book club because stuff's not working out.

He fucking killed it with that though. That's funny. That'll solve it. Yeah. Yeah, he would eat cigarettes and tampons and stuff. People respect that fucking moron. You know, get him on this show next time I'm on the show. Let's be, I want to be on the show with shoe nice.

I would, oh, and I forgot to say this. You guys should have your own Russ server. like you should try rust and uh taylor already looks fucking checked out we've been working out taylor have you been doing an arm day four times a week what is that always always working out bro shit can i get double pipes up for a second hell no i'm home come on dude let me see double pipes for a second that guys didn't his arms spend over that's what i'm like dude every so often i see his arms and i'm like holy fucking smoke you just got to eat more dude you're not going to get arms like that five almonds before bed.

That's not a five almonds. What you got to do is binge eat and wake up in the morning and say, what have I done? That's how you get big arms. You have to be as you ask yourself and you convince yourself that some people do eat two frozen pizzas. Because one of them had cauliflower crust.

Mine is the biggest lie cauliflower. I think chiropractors are full of shit. I genuinely do. I think they Oh that's good At most of their diet Like Their diagnosis

Is wrong You know It's always your lopsided Your fucking keys off or whatever I'll realign your spine They crack it And it feels great I've had

I had it And it does nothing It does nothing Your key is off What does that mean? I just made that up Oh But yeah

I think our Like people's legs are the same length. It is super easy. They're like selling those power bracelets. Remember they used to do this thing where they'd like put a bracelet, knock you over, and then put the bracelet on, do a similar but different thing and you'd have balance all of a sudden, but it's obviously bullshit. Yeah, that's car park. You took x-rays. That made me really like think that he knew what was going on because he'd show me in the x-ray like what was wrong. And then he'd take another one after and it had changed. Like like, he would like, he's like this thing is compressed. And

and this is extended and then we do the whole like straighten your hips out and pop you and rotate you and he put a fucking machine on my back that like hit me really hard and then the next x-ray it's like oh shit i look symmetrical now that always made me really buy in this needs to be the topic of my next conspiracy theory i'll debunk it i think our practice i don't respect them i think they're full of shit they're charlatans they have to be asian they have to be chinese hmm oh why you don't what about what do you think about acupuncture it seems to have proven

like like uh results i think it's scientifically proven to like help people i wouldn't go to some old white quack with a fucking old ass bed that hangs you upside down to crack your back in certain places and all that shit no way but i will go to a china man and let him cut my back and put needles between my toes

I had a really bad back from squatting once and really I was so sore I was like leaned over to one side and went to so many like doctors and stuff then I went to this Chinese dude and he did something really interesting he like I explained to him what happened and he was all like, uh, open your mouth

and I'm like, okay, I'm seeing. And you'll close your eyes. I showed him my tongue and he was like, I give you a bigger surprise. This may be salty I suck that Chinese man's dick He oversold on the big But

He looked at your tongue and diagnosed you No he looked at and he was like Ugh And then I I like lay on my stomach On basically like a massage style bed there And he told me to pinch my fingers together

And he was like no matter what Don't let my finger go through your finger and thumb. I was like, okay, so I had that and he would like, like he was literally like massaging certain parts of my back and triangulating a certain location in my back where my fingers, literally I'm trying so hard, he would be able to break his finger through them easily,

no matter what. And I'm like, this is crazy. So I'm holding them mad tight and he's going around and he's just finding closer and closer to the spot like hot and cold with where my fingers can do that and then he would find that spot and massage it and then be like you have to come back in a week and I did it I felt way better the next day

and I went back like four or five times and I've not had that back issue since and also I have my daughter jack you off you give good yelp what a great place this is I don't know I forgot what I went in there I'm feeling great that's the best you lay down on the table

fried rice or steam rice you know it's also interesting is like when you're in your country you can get the seniors discounted like 55 years old or something to go see a movie you know maybe 60 depending where on this guy's thing uh it was which is all written in chinese the senior discount you get at 85 fuck and i thought that was just very chinese like their old last so much longer like when you're when you're 65 you're not retired like you're still

you got 20 years of yeah there's a lot more like healthiness to be pulled out of you and uh whereas It's like I feel like, you know, most people in our culture just tap out around like $570. A bad experience, my last massage, which was years ago, where I was like, I went in to the place closest to me. And I was like, do you do sports massages? Like, do you do sports stuff? Like, because I was feeling really sore. Like, I'm an athlete. I only get sports massage.

I'm very athletic. Do you do that? Well, because if you don't get that, they're going to give you a regular massage. like I just saw online or like ask for a sports massage and I was like oh do you have a sports massage uh because I'm feeling very sore and it was like yeah we got sports massage and then we she like took me back there and jack see I lay on the table and she's like take your clothes off lay on table put towel over and it was like okay and I'm like hiding my wallet like deep in my shoes because he said take all your clothes off and so I'm like this is probably part of the thing I don't

want to seem like some Western weirdo because I have my underwear on like just did she ask if you wanted to finger up your butter just do it she didn't ask but I enjoyed it and she was like giving me a massage and she's like you stay on belly and then like she started this thing that I've never experienced which is like I'm like on my stomach and she's like bringing my legs up like a frog about to pounds she's sitting on the massage table too and she's pushing on my thigh with her leg and I can feel her old thick bottomed Chinese feet

and at one point he like caught a little like one of the wings of my scrotum in the push and I was like this didn't even I would if you would have told me like this lady's going to touch your genitals I would have been like this is going to be a rod

it wasn't a rod she was pushing on there and I was like the problems mainly in the shoulder man but goochies went out of the shoulder I got the crack of the frog reg first it's more a shoulder thing you see you hear when I do this it clicks constantly

that's what I hear it and then she just like gave me a weird footpress touching my scrotum occasionally massage and then she left and I was like that is it over is that the is that the end of the experience because she really just kind of like gave a light blow on my my shoulder the area that was clicking and bothering me and yeah I never went back was a bad experience and they

charged like a hundred dollars for like an hour of getting a massage that is not your house for that so I I remember just went to the place I remember like I just had started working out this is several years ago maybe five now but I my legs were so sore from going from zero squats to like a full intense workout of targeted like Bulgarian split squats and fucking real you know a leg day and I couldn't stand up without like groaning in pain and when I they would get stiff if I sat for a while and like standing up was like excruciating and uh I got a massage lady to come in with the bed with the table and everything and like it was amazing I was like it's just my whole lower body it's all excruciatingly painful and she's like oh yeah i got the fix for that and she like rub

the fuck out of it was it hurt and felt amazing at the same time if that makes sense if you ever rolled out a sore muscle it was like that times a hundred because she was like targeting all these like knotted tight destroyed muscles in my thighs and my ass and my like calves and everything and it was amazing i think it's only a 50 where they're doing that they're like rolling out painful muscle and they're just people screaming at the top. It's just hilarious. You're like, ah, ah, ah, and it's just like rubbing out their calf or something. It blows me away how strong their hands are.

I like, I prefer a massage from a woman. Whoever we have a rule of my hands. Everyone does. I like women to massage me and a woman to massage Jackie. Those are the rules. So, um, reasonable. I'm going to have some other mad massage my wife while I'm high on ketamine getting jacked off by a dude. I agree with you.

100%. It's one of my deficiencies as a husband. You ask for a massage for me? I mean, 60 seconds is pretty good, right? I imagine you, like, sitting there watching TV with that hammer thing, just even just holding the hammer thing. Like, I'm instaboard, bored, bored beyond words. I've got some tips that could help out.

but I and it it yeah it's it's something you have to live without when you're my girl I don't massage well neither does she that's like a good thing to fail on right where she's like give me a massage and you like early in the relationship or just like you know toe thumbed and horrible and she's like oh maybe I won't ask for him for that ever again it's like if you're like make me a beef wellington and this like this retard's getting ground beef in a taco shell because of because I'm not about to show him I can do this so he demands it what is this link

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