Painkiller Already - PKA 782 W/ SantiZap: Becoming The Anti Mr Beast

Episode Date: December 13, 2025

PKK 782 with our guest, Santee. Taylor. This episode of PCA is brought to you by Blue Chew and Lock and Load and our merch. How are you doing, man? Good to see you. I'm doing great, man. It feels like it hasn't been that long since I've been here, but a lifetime has passed. I got engaged. I bought a second property. So now I'm a dirty, disgusting landlord. So go me. I've gone to Japan. I'm traveling all over. over the place right now. I'm going to the college football national championship game. So hopefully, you know what? I'm not a huge fan of NCAA football, but I am rooting for the dog.

So I, I, I, you Kyle. I'm hoping they make it. Good chances. Good chances. They're, you know, their third, like, I think it plus 500. So they just may be in there. How long? Congratulations on getting engaged. That's awesome. Thank you. Thank you. She did not like the ex-girlfriend joke that I took from PCA. She was not a bit at all. Not a fan. No, she just wasn't showing it. She loved it.

Yeah, yeah. It gets funnier, the more you tell it. Give it a go. That's the thing with women is they repeat things. I just kept overdoing it. I was just so excited to call her my ex-girlfriend to people, left, right, and center to friends, to family members. And I just kept looking back and I'm like, no, it still hasn't kicked in. She's got to know that's what she's signing up for.

So this is good. This is like her current. Don't start spoiling her now. That'd be bad move. I've already heard that for the wedding, there will be an objection that somebody comes in. And it's going to be full pro wrestling for those that might be listening that don't know. I run a pro wrestling channel. I object, brother.

It's not going to work for me. And they come down. I choke slam them through the table. And then we get married. She said hard-known to that, but I'm going to continue to massage that. I think that's a good idea. And don't tell either of your grandparents. Let the boomers' reactions be real.

Because that would be upsetting. Who would possibly object to my grandson? That's great. Do you have a date? No, we don't. It's still pretty fresh. We still haven't really decided where we want to do it. If we want to do it in Canada or if we want to do it in Columbia,

because I have like a gazillion family members that I don't even know exist there and it's also much cheaper to do it there but it's probably way safer and there is a 0% chance that my girlfriend gets kidnapped by the cartel in Canada as opposed to like a solid like 5 to 8% in Colombia

so we might just do it in Canada. That's true and you don't have to like organize a ton of divorce Yeah, that's fair. Like Trump is threatening Colombia right now. You could get embroiled in some sort of Western. Sorry, sweetheart. We can't do it. Well, I've got a, I've got a trip down there to Columbia to visit my parents on the 21st,

and we're looking really closely at this stuff going on with Venezuela, because if it kicks off and it gets really bad, I'm definitely not going there. Just to catch you up on Latin American politics, the Colombians hate the fact that all of this is going on because Venezuelans are fleeing like crazy to Colombia. So the Colombians are like, we hate immigrants. And then it's funny because it's kind of like a full circle thing. Well, look like you now. Look at you now.

but it's funny what goes around comes around that's a tough situation to be in though i would also do canada like how long is the flight to columbia it's about seven hours it's not horrible oh that's actually not bad for some reason i thought it would be way longer than that pretty good yeah yeah i'd rather do it in canada too and then you said a lot of these family members you don't know no you're gonna let these fuckers free load off you just some guy walking in being like i'm your cousin for all you know for all i know man yeah they they're there's They got an O at the end of their name of Pablo Fernando. I'm like, all right, I suppose it fits the bill.

I'll be there. I'm Woodyo. That's a very funny guy who crashes weddings, but it's too familiar where he's like, little bro. He doesn't appropriately go for like the third cousin. He goes for a brother. Yeah. Well, congratulations.

That's awesome. What were you doing in Japan? And how long were you there? So I was covering New Japan pro wrestling. also Japanese baseball. So I'm traveling around the world to cover a bunch of different sporting events for the gambling company that sponsors me. So I'm creating vlogs for them.

And the idea is eventually I can go to, like, for example, Spain for the running of the bowls. I know that this is weird, but I'd like to see Pakistan versus India and cricket because they fucking despise each other, like to the point where they want to like actually nuke each other. So I'm like, I want to see that cricket game. I don't understand cricket. The college football national championship, the Super Bowl, these are all. things that are on the docket. But Japan was half pleasure, half business. Dude, what an actual

culture shock. People are like, hey, go here for the, that was a genuine culture shock of just things that you wouldn't expect that are just done so differently there. I think it's hilarious that in Japan, pretty much anything and everything has some sort of adorable mascot with big eyes. You'll find like the Vagicil giraffe in the aisle of the pharmacy or the funeral home hippo. Everything has some sort of like super little home hippo. Like when Homer finds out he's on the Mr. Clean

Box. Yeah. It's just like that very cutesy. I've also seen videos where I don't know if you guys have ever watched an American vlog in Japan or really it's Japan more than any other Asian country. They really, really value silence and respect on public transit.

like talking on your phone on public transit is very rude like someone will come up to you and be like hey like this is a public place you don't have these conversations here and some like american will be on their phone and i'll see in the background of the clip like these japanese people like furrowing their brows like what a dickhead this person is and i can't help but be like put your fucking phone down you're making white people look like stop it stop it you're making us you're either going to have a bad perspective of us they're going to think all westerners are rude phone talk and that we're loud. I don't like that.

I want to be... They think worse of us than that. If that's what they thought of us, then we would have won. Like, I saw, I always, I see this videos in China of them making fun of, um, of, of, of people what are we talking about? What did we lose to Japan? Dude, the most compelling, like, counterpoint to what you said. I thought you were saying, we nuked them and they got over it.

They can get over a phone call. And I was like, that's pretty compelling, actually. I guess they did. Like, it seemed like after that, that nuking. they just, they chose one of two roads, become completely infantilized or just put your head down and work so hard you die in the office at 42. Like it's one or the other. Either be a goofy tentacles and princess fucking like stay at home for your entire life and never do anything or just work so hard that you kill yourself. Do you know it's like a cultural thing in Japan that like

if you're caught sleeping at your desk, that's a good thing. Like the, the, boss walks by that and is like this guy's working himself to the bone he can't even fall asleep at home like he's here so much like they whereas in america he'd be like you fucking piece of shit like get out of here like you're soaking up time i was uh i went to hiroshima uh and i went to by the way first it's weird when you go to like one of their um museums that they have they like take fault and ownership of all of the horrible things that they did in world war two like yes we got nuke, but it was kind of necessary for all the things that we

were doing. You're going a little hug wilder. That's how you know you've won the cultural victory. Oh, yeah. When they don't even look back on their beating bitterly, they look at it like an adult remembering a spanking when he was 11, and it really set him straight. You know, I could have

gone down a bad path, but dad whooped my ass and look at me now. I'm pretty good at baseball. I did a tour of all of the different major places in Hiroshima during the bombing, and I don't know how true this is, but I think it kind of checks out. The tour guide was trying to explain to us part of the reason why the culture in Japan is to respect anything and everything that your boss says.

Like your boss is ahead of your father, your grandparents. They are the most important thing in your life. According to the tour guide, part of it stems from what happened in Hiroshima, where apparently one of the very few survivors was working in an office and all of this is set up like a museum and the boss told them, hey, can you please go grab these papers

for our meeting, blah, blah, blah, blah. So this guy, employee goes down to the cellar to grab these papers and that's what is a part of the museum, the cellar, the basement. And apparently that's when the bomb goes off. Everyone in the company dies, everyone in the surrounding area

has been incinerated except this guy is holding the Wilson account. like, oh, Jesus Christ. So part of the story is like, hey, because that guy listened to his boss, because he came in on time to do the work, because I guess he was one of the early ones, everyone was still on their way to work because it happened fairly early because he came in early because he listened to his boss. He survived. Now, all of you, listen to your bosses, work yourself to the bones or otherwise you'll get incinerated and die a horrific death. I mean, at least they turn that into a little bit of pro work propaganda. that's very Asian of them, it's very Japanese.

It is funny, like, that is the most, if that's a true story, which it sounds like it is. Let me look it up. That's the most Mr. Bean scene I can imagine, where it's like, Bean, go get the reports. And then as he like bumbles up, it's a desolate, destroyed landscape with people's like shadows melted into concrete and all that, that sort of thing.

But the horrible burns, that was a pretty mean bomb. I hate that. I hate that they turned it into some sort of. to pro-work propaganda. That's a lesson behind that piece of luck that might not be true is to obey your boss no matter what. Like it, fuck you.

Fuck you. Making this tragedy and making it so the people work hard. And like the idea that the Japanese, like in the year, like when the Portuguese showed up 600 years ago or whatever, the first thing they saw was some guy being like, I am a terrible

cardinal, you're right? And like cutting his bowels out on the beat. It's like, no, we showed up to that. You know, don't blame us. You guys were killing yourselves over like bad planting and design. The sand wasn't combed correctly. They went way too quickly to suicide in Japanese culture. They should have had a three strikes policy.

That could have saved a lot of things. Well, Kyle says it's true, though. It feels like there's like two sides of the coin, the incredibly respectful, like super hard worker. And then tentacle porn, super horny dudes. I feel like I had a bit of that encounter. counter. One night I went into, I forgot the Japanese name for it. It's a bar, but it only fits like four or five people. And so I'm there. And then there's two other guys on the other side of the bar that are called salary men. I think that's the term for a Japanese worker. And they're always in their suit. It was like 11 p.m. And I think they just left their office. They didn't speak English. I didn't speak Japanese. But bless their soul, they were trying everything and everything to get me involved in their conversation, teaching me like Kampai, which is like cheers and stuff. And it didn't take more than like 40 minutes for these guys to start pulling out their phone and start to communicate with like photos. First, it was like super harmless.

They would show me like show Hey Otani. And I'm like baseball. I love baseball. Blue Jays. And they're like, oh, blue jays. This was before the, the world series. I mind you. And then they start pulling up like only fans girls.

And they start showing me like super hot big titty bitches. And they're like, huh? And I'm like, hmm. And then they're like, yeah, but signal like big boobs. And I'm like, I love big boobs. And this is like the only Japanese, sorry, English that they pulled out the entire night. The one guy goes, oh, me too. You, what an absolute king.

He had that in his pocket. That's hilarious. So he starts off and you're like, wow, I'm. really sharing cultures and you're like, they're like, oh, t, pussar you? Like, it probably isn't far off as to that that's how you say pussy or, or, because I was trying to learn some Japanese words. And it's like, like a skit trying to trick you into being racist. Like, if you look up, like, how to say ice cream. And like, all right, I want to order ice cream. I look it up. Ice cream. No way. I'm not going to sit here and go out to the shop person and

say, I, uh, one, ice got a me. No. And beer is a beauty. No. This is this is written by the South Park guys. No way. It's like, I was arrested. I was just using their language. As the police are pulling the tape off of my eyes.

I was trying to fit in. The beard already gave me away. Yeah, dude, Japan would be a sick place to go. Did you, I mean, this is a stereotypical question, but did, is the sushi there like incredible? Are you not a, some people are just not sushi guys no i am a sushi guy it's very very good but like i also maybe don't have the i don't know adequate taste palate to be like hmm this is definitely from

the shores of the pacific i just i'm like sushi sushi sushi it's like to me marginally better than all you can eat sushi i can have a great time at all you can eat sushi as far as i'm concerned okay that yeah i don't know it was good but the the best like uh the restaurant experience we went to a bar called like muscle girls bar where you pay like a fee and it's unlimited all you can eat all you can drink for 80 minutes and it's just like jack japanese women that will slap you carry you uh squeezed lemons with their biceps as they make the drinks for you it's a good time is the is the scam that they are so slow with getting you the food and the drinks because of the schemes that you don't actually get it because if they give me 80 minutes uninterrupted

I'm making them regret it. The scam is that the drinks are huge and highly diluted. Like it'll be like a jar like this big, but it won't touch you in terms of alcohol level or anything like that. It's just like your sipping sugar. Hmm. That's a good scam. Yeah, they're like, oh, you get as many margaritas as you want.

One shot, 50 ounces of mix. Good luck. Good luck getting through one idiot. I would be more upset about the food taking too long. Yeah. No, it wasn't really a problem. Honestly, I was more there for the show of watching the Jack Japanese girls. What was funny is that, like, everyone there was a couple.

And there was like, for this particular show, there were 17 people. Everyone's there with their partner, boy girl, boy girl. Yeah, that's exactly the place. But if you kept track, that was an odd number. I did keep track. Yeah. There was one clearly local dude. Everyone else was just like a foreigner, a tourist, Australia.

America, Canada. And then there was the one gooner Japanese dude who's just there. Yeah. So, Taylor, you can see the drinks in front of a, like the green drinks. That was like their specialty. They're enormous and barely have any alcohol. Oh, this is this is a place to order beer then. They can't cheat you on that. Yeah. It's already very weak though compared to other alcohols. But still, this place looks like fun. Maybe a little too much. Activity after like, actually, I was going to say 90 minutes is probably the perfect amount of time to spend here. I just don't care about them like squeezing the lemons and like being mildly flirtatious with their flat chests. You know, like if I wanted, I'm an all or nothing guy.

Like if I want to see naked women, we're going to go to some weird Japanese sex show. We're going to go to that banana show that the Marines are always talking about. We're going to see some shit. But if I want to drinks, I kind of want to. Like, if I'm looking for girls, that's a different place entirely. If I'm looking for drinks, it's not, it's not going to be here. I don't know. Yeah, this was definitely a novelty thing.

Yeah. We went to like a coyote ugly style bar in maybe Seattle. And I was just like, I think you, you kicked my drink, madam. What's the coyote ugly mean? That's when the strippers are heavy. It's a $14 beverage you just kicked. Like a titty bar. But when the strippers are like a kind of deep.

They don't get naked. It's more like this. No, they're not. Like, oh. Okay. Like Hooters, but they're dancing on the bar and they're like, they've got like pistols that shoot liquor into your mouth and it's very like dancing and there's routines. There's a movie called Coyote Ugly and that calls to like a there was a, all of a sudden there was a ton of those bars doing that. I don't want anyone on my table in any situation.

I have to move around my onion rings while she's doing the fucking doing the fox trot on my table. No. The like prostitution life in Japan was really weird too. because again, this is all explained to me. This is not like my first-hand knowledge. Apparently, like, sex is just weird in Japan. They much more prefer, like, cuddling and companionship when it comes to their escorts. So when you walk around the red light district, like, you're literally hiring one, it's creepy.

It's these women that are dressed like 12-year-old girls. That seems to be a very common thing there. And it's just to hire them. for them to talk to you and hang out with you and cuddle you and caress you and it's the same thing with there's like a ton of I want to get paid in that situation yeah I'm not here to fucking cuddle I don't cuddle my wife get over here and suck this thing I'm supposed to ask of the night how her day was I think you I think so watch yeah all these guys and women there are so busy with work that they'd rather just

just pay for companionship as opposed to make an effort to actually have a relationship. Like male escorts there are so popular, so, so popular. And it's just these working class women that just want an eye candy beside them to talk to them to ask them about their day. It was funky about those places. We walk by them. They have like a ranking leaderboard where they have like the guy that makes the most money at the top of as if it was a call of duty lobby.

and it's like an honor to be able to hire the most popular guy. What an odd culture. I wonder if the cuddled not sex thing is a lie, right? Like, if I was a female escort, I might be like, you know, mostly I just talked to him. Yeah, of course. Like that's, yeah. That's the honor culture there. That's the honor culture, I bet.

Like, they're, she will lie and say it was snuggling. And then he has plausible deniability as the John to do what Woody says. said. That's what I was thinking that we were on the same page. I was thinking the same thing. Japan has a long history of fuck him in the ass style prostitution. This is a new occurrence. This goes hand in hand with the tentacle pedophilia, which is not even a joke. It's what they're into over there. There is so much tentacle pedophilia coming out of that country that there's no way that there's not a thirst for it. Now, Kyle, I'm sure you've heard this, but it's my understanding that you can make tentacle porn in Japan without pixelating it.

Which might explain why it's so popular. That explained the 90s. And the hand-drawn stuff. That explains all that. But like the internet exists now. So they have full access to fuck, you know, our girls. Just the real. And they've had access to that since, I don't know, 2002 or some shit.

But they've still stayed down this tentacle pedophilia, which like... Are a lot of them, though? Or is this like our... Because you know how we'll make jokes about like a panty vending machine? they're not actually on every corner like just just a weird thing that there's one in the country yeah that's weird but like

do you really think that's no like there's no way that's pop that can't be that's like their deviant art furries like people out there is what I think that's not the Japanese animated pornography have you watched none

I'm okay well then what are we even talking about because I've watched hours of the show and I'm telling you it's nothing but and not only that Taylor it's tentacle pedophilia rape. You will never, ever find a Japanese animated, like, tentacle pedophilia film where the girl is enjoying it one bit, one bit, Taylor. If anything, it's rape that thence turns

into a little bit of lust. It always begins with rape or blackmail. I bet it started with lust. The lust of like the creepy teacher or whoever's like doing the pedophile rape. I just like, I'm hesitant because I imagine maybe you're right. Maybe it's actually a huge thing. there but in my head I've always thought it would be the equivalent of some Japanese guy going in like the weird corner of devian art which we've made fun on this show many times like people doing like eating other

people fetish and like big bellies and um four clopping yeah all that stuff it would be like a Japanese guy going there and being like oh look at the wild American they are pervert and it's like no that's like a weird little segment

like that's not reminiscent of all the big titty lovers in America who like women with with big titties the same way i bet japan's like that there's a lot of what's super popular there is dating simulators um like video games or websites where you you are sitting there dating with uh with like an ai character and again it's just if you look at like japan's projected population i think they're supposed to go from like 130 million to 50 million within the next 30 years they are severe one severely old uh and two they're just not fucking whether

it's because of all of this stuff like companionships and dating simulators, tentacle porn, whatever might be for one reason or another, it's probably because they work a lot. But, you know, we'll go with the tentacle porn. They're just not having sex and not having kids. I saw a story of a guy that had an online, not an online dating, sorry, a dating simulator partner for the past like 10 years and married his Nintendo DS. You can find it. He married his Nintendo DS and had a full ceremony with the Nintendo DS character right there alongside saying I do.

What a what an asshole. Like making people fly in. You can make people fly in so you can fuck your PlayStation or something. I do wonder, is that like a Tomogachi? Do you have to keep it alive or does it? I have no idea.

I've got a feeder. Seems like I know a big problem with Edgically. Which console do you marry? the PlayStation 3 that thing's got curves he's good enough for a fucking switch he could have married to switch

PlayStation 3 is one of the sexiest consoles ever made for real like if you look at the PS2 and then that transition to the 3 it's night and day it went from a rectangular sharp-edged little thing to the gigantic powerful

curvy black bitch Xbox 360 has some curves yeah look at that he's got one right there The curves That's the new though You don't like this bitch You like the fat bitch

Yeah the big black bitch I want Serino Williams up in there Like being loud with that big fan Yeah The old The old GPS3 was way bigger And fatter and curfier And shiny instead of the mat

Yeah That's the sexy thing All right Well played I'll take it I think a big reason Can't get in your ass Like a Wii remote though

Japan can't have kids, or at least they're maybe not your ass. Do you remember that old video? You remember that old video? It was one of the first big YouTube viral videos from 2006 where it was that dude like in his boxer shorts with no

shirt on at his house and his brother like deleted his game on something and so the guy like goes into his room and he's like banging his wall and then he like grabs the remote and he like starts to put it up his ass and he goes ah! And then he stops and he throws the remote away and then do you remember that?

That was one of the OG first ever viral. I saw it on E-bom's world. Yeah, it was fake, though, right? You do that. Yeah, he was playing it up a little more. I don't know if that was a retrospective denial. I think they were like a whole series. Yeah.

I caught on. They were fake by par 13. You're right. You're right. They did have a whole series of him spasin out and maybe putting things near his ass. Well, it got me in 2003. Oh, I was had for a bit. Yeah.

isn't it weird how like you can look back at your time on the internet and or at least now like with AI I'll see stuff and I'll be like this shit would have had me in 2012 I would have been watching this and being like oh that's true I didn't even know sharks with two mouths existed the internet and I are doing this like cat and mouse thing with my bullshit detector improves and then their bullshit improves and it's tougher and now you get AI it's darn near indistinguishable sometimes only Only fans models making millions who aren't even humans. Yeah. The only positive or the biggest positive is that eventually, and I think we probably are there already, is that videos are going to come out of like, if they released a legit Epstein Island video of some guy being fucked up with an underage girl,

they could at this point be like, that is AI. And you'd have to be like, mm, fuck, is it? Like, is that a, especially because. We're not too far away from that, honestly. like just the plausible deniability of AI existing will make any and all crimes that not like real crimes but like the social crimes that get people cancelled and shit

like I was cheating on my wife or something oh nope that's Sora AI you can't believe everything that you see on the internet these days yeah yeah it does seem what it's like and the even I can't imagine that the Epstein Island cameras were 4K and if you've seen AI video it masters like low resolution like worse videos more easily like it's really really good at doorbell

stuff it's like old camcorder stuff because there's just less to define and so that's probably the kind of video they would be on anyway oh my god some guy being i don't even want to say a name to accuse but like they could just lie about it at this point if you could go back to 1985 with sora and and and a laptop and the converter to like put it on a v8 H.S tape once you created your blackmail, you could become the, you could rule the world. You'd have a video of Jimmy Carter blowing the Shah of Iran in five minutes. Breaking news, Jimmy Carter beheads the Shah of Iran

and then grows to a thousand feet walking across the earth. So it would launch missiles. Where he jumped cleanly into the, into space. That's what they would do. It would be wild. Thank God for that SORA watermark. But some of those, like, dude, especially the ring doorbell, that weird warped fish eye perspective. Like, you can tell when it becomes AI because like it's almost like clipping through

objects that people will still clip through objects. But like you'll look at it. And while the person's like walking up to the door, it's like, this looks totally normal. And then something will happen that makes it obvious. But that's what? But I just the year two years ago, We're doing Will Smith eating spaghetti, and it looked absurd, and now it's like hyper-reliated.

You know, that is never true, though, right? They're like, look, this is how bad CGI used to be. I mean, I saw Endgame. Like, it wasn't that bad. It wasn't as bad as Will Smith eating spaghetti. Well, he means the AI. The AI part, yeah. Because they ask the AI.

Oh, I don't know what. End game would be CGI, right? Yeah. I guess, but I'm talking about, like, the state of fake videos. And, I mean, we've been doing it. I'm specifically prompt-driven AI generation. Where you can say, like, show me Lindsey Graham doing X, Y, Z, and then it will grab a realistic version of H.

From whole cloth, you know, just instantly assemble it without user input at all. Like, with endgame, you have a team, you ever watch the full credits? I'm sure you have. It's rolling the background. That music's great. I watched the whole thing the other day. I'm like, as I've gotten older, I've come to agree with you more and more that that really is one of the best movies ever

like that I've seen it six or seven times I watched the other day and when Captain Merker grabs that fucking shield I tear up a little man or the hammer or whatever that's a sissy oh man but you know that was thousands of artists thousands of artists collaborating and like working together and digitally drawing stuff

like I've seen where there'll be like a power cable that's visible and someone has to go in frame by frame and remove this power cable and it's just hundreds of hours for multiple artists but the prompt driven AI stuff It used to make Will Smith look like some sort of monster from a nightmare. And now you're like, all right, that might actually be Will Smith eating that skeddy.

I don't know. I don't know. He looks a little too young. You can only tell. State of the art in like 2022 or whatever it was, 23. I think it was late 22 where the Will Smith stuff came out. Or maybe it was early 23. It really hasn't been long.

Yeah. I don't know. A few years ago, around the pandemic, I would kind of remember stuff like that happening. Post that, dude, because that ended. as soon as the media shifted the narrative to Ukraine. We get died in the day, remember that? Movie CGI has, it peaked maybe around end game or maybe just prior to that.

It's not as good now as it used to be because I think projects are so rushed and those teams, they don't want to spend the money or I don't know what. But whenever I watch new stuff and I see the CGI, I'm usually like, this is like shit. I googled it. The image of Will Smith eating spaghetti

that became a widely circulated meme was a deliberately poor quality AI generated video in March of 23. It was decidedly not state of the art at the time. It was shared as an example of limitations of early public access AI tools. They deliberately distorted more facial features on natural jerky movements,

spaghetti that resembled shoelaces, dipped in wax, etc. So yeah, that wasn't as good as... It didn't actually improve that much in two years. That narrative is just a little. I don't know, though. I didn't see any other, like, good. Soros near this tier. That's because she couldn't tell the good ones were fake.

It's gotten good enough where I've had to have the conversation with my parents about, like, if you see me doing a makeup tutorial coming out to the world that I'm a homosexual, it's Sora A.I. Because that's what they did with like Jake Paul, all of these makeup tutorials. Yeah. I'm like, if you see that with me, just confirm before, you know, you start telling the family. that I'm now gay. I am the parent. I'm like, hey, Taylor,

check out this news. And he's like, I've already had the conversation with my parents. Like, like, Woody, I hate to tell you,

but a tatako bebella is not a restaurant. I don't even know what arrangement that picture. Here's like a quick like top five best Sora AI videos, little, little thing. We could show. Okay. I don't see why.

I'm not going to click it. Yeah. Well, what if one of the demons were summoning to create AI images comes for us? Oh, that's a good, that's not bad. Isn't that a pretty good little thing? I just, I just made that up. Obviously, I made it up. But like that, that's a...

You are created a vessel for me. Yes. Now, I like that. It'd be a good movie. Delete this, Jack. We're going to write it. It was close. Turn it off.

Turn it off. We're going to become a movie movie movie movie movie. It comes out just after Woody's lap. that one I mentioned last week where it's just the enormously jacked the guy who looks like juggernaut but three times is big from that X-Man movie chained up and then the judge is like you're sentenced to a million years in prison and then all the boomers commenting being like whoa that guy that guy's a ruffian you can tell and it's like what are you talking about he's 11 feet tall and as wide is the building.

Do you think that they actually had 50 cops standing around with guns pointed at him in the courthouse? I want to see that one. That sounds interesting to me. Clearly fake. It's so clearly fake. The comments are what's funny.

Yeah. You sent me that one the other day of the gigantic football player just running over everybody. And it's like instantly you're like that that's fake. But you said on Facebook, people were just like, whoa, what a bruiser. Hope Alabama.

against him. Dude, it's these guys who are no joke, eight, nine, 1100 pounds wearing a jersey with all this blob, and they're running at 100 miles an hour, and like the, the refs are bouncing off and the players are, if you just look at the ground,

the lines on the field don't even line up correctly. The perspectives don't make sense. But then I'd read comments, and it would be some guy being, it would be part of the clip is this giant 900-pound man bumping into and, like, making a referee go flying. And the guy's like, man, zebra better keep his head on a swivel.

It's like, this isn't real. And then it's like from an artistic point of view. I mean, I don't care because I make like just talking videos to the camera. But it's got to suck for like a Freddie W that puts in, who knows how many hours of effort into creating, you know, all of these special effects with the talent that he has that he went to school for. And then just some dude can just put in a prompt on SORA AI and get 10 times the views based on. like the effort that Freddie W puts in. From that perspective, like the creative perspective

and those that actually are talented, man, this has to suck. Eventually, I think AI will come for like the us of the world where AI will be able to put together a solid podcast on a solid conversation together. But I still think it's a little bit far away.

We've seen those clips of AI podcast, but there's still something uncanny and wrong about AI podcast. It's not there yet. But crazy shit like, you know, the 10 foot player from Alabama and, you know, hey,

we just signed this guy. roll tide those aren't bad like they do the job in terms of like being cool and entertaining yeah yeah they're funny like I'm enjoying the funny part of AI like we're in a nice little goldilocks zone right now people like it's AI is fun the videos are silly they're retarded like we're not in the the danger zone yet it's good it's gonna come a little like people like oh man you know when it does hit artists like Freddie Wong that'll be terrible like fucking efficiency has hit everybody for longer than any of us

have been around. A thousand years longer than any of us have been around. No one said it's going to suck for those spear fishermen now that we have nets. What about the fishermen? The fishermen didn't like, they weren't as many. They didn't like that. Oh my God. And then they invented pneumatic hammers and we needed fewer

framers and then they vented like there's been things making us more efficient and I mean real estate agents. What the fuck do they even do anymore? I know they earn less less money than they used to do it. They take lower percentages. Travel agents. Who needs a travel agent?

My whole life I've wondered if those were even real. They're wandering operations. They go hand in hand with fucking quicksand. When I first started working, every big company had a travel agent, like arranging your flights and hotel and shit for you. On a website, just did it all. Travelocity expediting all those sites. I wonder if they still do that at BigGuard.

But yeah, but suddenly it hits like artists and musicians and everyone's like, oh, shed a tear for these guys. How horrific will it be when the artist is out of work? That artist can suck my cock, just like the real estate agent and travel agent and spear fishermen did. Well, the travel agents didn't, I wouldn't imagine a lot of them laterally moved into the new space as it became digital. But the issue with AI, so like the issue with AI compared to like a combustion engine taking the place of horses and whatnot is AI would be revolutionizing many sectors at once. And so I can see the concern there. And it will, when it does happen, it will tip quickly because there's a comparison.

Like, combustion engines had been around for hundreds of years before the car. And they sucked cock. They weren't good. It was a bunch of people peering, figure, I'm sorry. They were stinky. And they like, slowly, they get a little better every year, still not worth anything. But, and I don't remember where I saw this or who quoted it, but like, the time it took the engine to get up to speed was a while over the centuries. But the time it takes for the engine to be better than the horse is rapid and sudden.

It gets to that point. And that's why between 1930 and 1950, 97% of horses in the U.S. were gone. They didn't breed them anymore. So it was like, it was a continuation. We wanted to take us out in the three body problem. We were advancing too quickly. Yeah. It happens really slowly and then all at once.

Yeah. Yeah. So that'll be how good. I see I see art is different than goods and services, though. That's what I'm more concerned about. I think that I think that you need those artists doing art. And I think that's just a cultural enrichment. And that could be, I don't want that replaced by an input on a keyboard.

I'm fine with, and I understand what you're talking. about it. Like there aren't, you used to be typist pools in every accounting firm, every advertising firm. There'd literally be a room just full of ladies. Ching, that's all gone. That's never coming back. You know, that's been replaced eight different times by eight different iterations of keyboards, computers, and Xerox machines. But still, I don't want all of the art to be replaced by those inputs because I don't, I don't know how it evolves. It only will be if it's better, right? Like, we're not talking about replacing cheaper. Yeah, it's cheaper. I think that they're happy to be 90% is good for 10% the cost.

Yep. And even they would be happy being 50% is good for 10% of the cost. And after a generation of eating that shit, it'll taste good. People won't remember what it, what could be. And, you know, I worry about that. And these are valid points. I, I tend to have faith in people choosing what they want. People are retired. Unless they want it more, Taylor makes a good counterpoint too. There is a very recent example that hits home to Woody and Kyle in terms of like low effort art winning.

Do you guys see that Bert Peanut won V-Tuber of the year and all the other V-tubers that have placed like tens of thousands of dollars on their silly little anime girl outfits that for their V-tubing are all mad to this guy that's using a filter to. cosplay as a peanut playing arc raiders one vtuber of the year with like it's funny you say that to me his is 10,000 times better than theirs i get it like the the the fact that he moves and the peanut moves with him and right that guy created this thing in blender that is light years beyond what the cartoon girls do what this guy has scenes rotating where he's a trick or treater he's Santa Claus he's a thanksgiving turkey or he's a

a Tarkoff character from the game. He has got the Ushanka on. He rotates through these scenes and they're all clever and they're all good and they're all animated in like a CGI kind of way. Compared to some V-tuber with a slider on how big the boobs are, he has pushed the limits of where this stuff can be. I think he redefined the game, not low effort, slipped in there. But what they are saying is that he's not a V-tuber because he uses his real eyes and mouth.

he doesn't use his real eyes and mouth those are his eyes and mouth no no that he they're reactive of his eyes and mouth but those are not his eye he doesn't have steely blue eyes those are animated eyes and mouth that are an exaggerated version of what the artist is doing behind the scene way am i stupid so his eyes and mouth those are just that's like annoying orange or i guess they they look real the teeth are even imperfect but uh they're not real they're not real they're like he doesn't really open his mouth, like constantly throughout the day. I thought he did this whole time. Something I'm very, you said this in the very beginning, Sandy, that the V-tubers were mad

that the outfits they were spending thousands of dollars on weren't getting a 10th. But it's all digital. It's just you pretending to be a cartoon lady. How could an outfit cost anything? You just put a new thing on. Well, it's the paying an artist to make it. And I tried to make a, you know, a fun little live stream. where I was going to show up as a big-titty anime v-tuber.

I'm like, oh, let me do this for one stream. It was like 10 grand for apparently like a low effort render of a big-titty anime girl to be a V-tuber. So these people are shelling out like what the, it's like the new age furries. Like new, like furries spend like 50, 60,000 dollars on like the top of the line furry suits. That's what's happening now in V-tubing. I watch a lot of bird peatins in the middle there. That's not his real mouth. Oh, is it? Is he the peanut?

I deserve that. I deserve that. That's right. That's fair. That's fair. I get it. I get it. You win. You win. Hold on, because both of my co-hosts are complete retards. Let me spell those out. That was for the guest. I don't want to go. Okay, okay. So he almost cosplays as a dumb person during his stream. But I've watched so many hours of this guy. He's clever. My theory is that prior to doing this, he did this professionally.

He had some sort of job. He makes, like when he starts the game, he has these, like, animated sort of CGI scenes that, that cover when he's joining a little bit and also just sort of lead the hype, you know, that we're about to get going in a raid. And he makes new ones seemingly all the time. This guy is a CGI artist, I think, who's very technical. And he mocks the people he streamed. with for not being able to do some of the things he does.

I mean, I'm not going to lie. Sorry, go ahead. I was going to say, I thought that he was using like a Snapchat filter. Like, you know, like you could like become like a potato on Snapchat. That's what I thought he was using here for the peanut. In my opinion, he's the most technically advanced of the, of the V-tubers. One of the reasons the other V-tubers hate him, probably the primary one, he completely denies being a V-tuber.

He says he's actually a peanut. and doesn't like being associated with these animated versions. He, on the other hand, is a real-life peanut, and you're being racist by categorizing him as a V-tuber. I do like that his isn't some sexualized child like most of the others, which goes back to that whole thing I was talking about earlier. Why is it always? Look at chibi-the-top-left one looks like a child.

And then there's some guy with a band-aid on. There's some lady dressed like a goth. And then Iron Mouse, she looks. It looks like a demon, but she's got a little cleavage there. So maybe she has big tidies. But none of these guys vibe 18 to me, except the peanut. And I don't age peeve it. Looking at this, looking at this, you would think we were the country that got newt.

Like, what the fuck? That's a despicable. And if I were a voter, I'd be like, yeah, the funny guy who's silly and making fun of this whole, like, construct, burnt peanut. I vote for him. because this is this is crazy so you can just be fat and pretend to be a cartoon and people did oh i i told you guys but there was a vtuber who had like one of these like sexy girls and then she did a video where she like her hand came on screen to grab something mammoth just an absolute just a just a just a a paw

An animal paw. When the fat, like, starts, do you know how fat you have to be for fingers to become compromised? It was that. Like, just a crazy amount of fat. Woody would have thrown her in a camp. Yeah, peanut's so funny. I've fallen behind on, is the show called Pluribus? Do I have the name right?

Because we're addicted to peanut, Jackie and I, my wife and I. Yeah, we can't stop watching the guy. Well, I think he deserved to win this. these other four, I don't know what kind of content they make. I don't know what they do. I've never heard of any of these people, but there's no way it's good for our country. I would rather people laugh at a guy being silly and ironic as a peanut than people watch someone named Chibodoki and be like,

oh, if I give another $20, I can see your cartoon pussy. I'm just still upset that I thought those were his real eyes and mouth. I appreciate that they had the names because it wasn't. sure which one was the peanut. I believe they're labeled. Yeah. Well, good for burnt peanut for winning that.

V-tubing is one of those things that makes me feel a little boomerish where like I can't imagine liking that. And I also like, I was making fun of burnt peanut being like, he is a V-tubeer. If that's what V-tubing is, he's not doing it. So like, if he were V-tubing,

he'd be like pretending to be a sexy anime. girl, right? Because that, it's the same formula. Character, like, sounding like a cutesy little girl and making like a pedophile voice, you know? He's, he's making a, wait, are those men? Usually a lot of the time, a lot of the time, it's just men with voice changers.

Not only, but like a lot of the time it is. You know, to Kyle's point. We need more deportations than I thought. With almost all of these V-tubers, if you go to like their Twitch bio, they have lore. Like, no, no, I am. not a 12 year old girl i'm a 12 000 year old vampire i just happen to look like a little girl and i'm from this country from this place and i do this and i do that they have a whole lore

to their to their characters yeah i i hate the i look 12 but i'm 12 000 loophole but peanut on the other hand is drinking his silly juice every night down in burger he's like you know it's funny and you can see him drink on stream like a straw and stuff and he's like it starts off as funny ha ha you know what i'll have some tequila and burgers and then you do it every night for a couple of years it's not so fucking funny anymore that's a lot of calories this might be a stupid question now because i'm now down the rabbit hole of peanut i really enjoy watching him as well when the straw appears is it real i don't know for sure i don't know what's happening with that he drinks tequila through a straw I'm look I I I know he drinks tequila and I know that he drinks through a straw sometimes I I don't know I don't know maybe it's a margarita tequila through a straw is

that sounds horrid it's bad tequila sucks on its own but oh through a straw dude I have so many questions for peanut part of me wants to have one on the show but I think this guy's making like 10 grand a night why would he do this instead I mean invite him I was like largely indifference. The only thing I knew about him, I was like, oh, I'm glad he's like making my friend laugh and like entertaining him.

But seeing the competition he's up against, I like him more now. Like I, if that's the field he's in, he seems like the best of that field by orders of magnitude. He also won FBS Gamer of the year. You guys are a bigger podcast than this. And he was on there.

Oh, really? Oh. Yeah, around the bar podcast. I think it's by like some of like a former optic guy. he was on there I think he'd probably do it

oh he's on there as a peanut this is yes it's hilarious he's a he's a cowboy peanut he has a six shooter on the side and a hat but like what he said like he's making $10,000 a night at least he probably wasn't doing that two months ago like he's on one of those runs where you

you shouldn't be slowing down for anything other than food and bathroom breaks because you're making money that'll last you forever like just he's on a grind right now that he should not get off that bike at all it's on that uh ninja fortnight run when it when he was like a break and whatnot yeah remember he ninja was telling a story that uh him going to pax east i think it was packs easter twitch con that going to that event cost him 250 000 in terms of

the subs that he was getting over that weekend and prime subs yeah or like uh pastilli um when he was doing that charity thing while Tarkov was doing drops at the same time. He would have 100, 200,000 people watching live. And I don't remember how much money he raised. I think they donated a million in like a week or something. Like it was crazy. Yeah. Like a million dollars in donos and not to him for his charity. It was wild. And it was like helping kids like the Starlight Foundation. I'm probably wrong. It was for kids, if I remember correctly. You know, cancer kids, sick kids, impoverished kids something people that needed money and he raised a ton of it grinding so hard yeah it was huge don't get off that bite the game awards are tonight i'm i don't care who wins what

my prediction is as soon as i played exhibition 33 months and months ago as soon as it dropped i was like this is the game of the year it's gonna be game of the year watch watch wait and see um i don't really care though who wins what i'm more into the announcements from tonight because i think total war is going to announce a 40k game so total war is the warhammers that like um that a real-time strategy game that I'm super into that's usually like it's already orcs and the empire and stuff like that it's the fantasy warhammer but tonight they're going to announce that they're bringing they're doing a 40k game um and i'm very excited about that because that's they're going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars making a 40k game in a the rts yes yeah well

no this is the um total war so you know we we play total war two and three you know you just you build your armies and sick them on each other. They're going to do 40K. That's the announcement tonight. I've got to pull up at another monitor. No. You don't think so? No, you won't get a peep out of them for maybe three more years.

Well, they are trying to sate people on the oblivion re-release. So I think they think that bought them a little time internally, even if people are still demanding it. So they may blow us off this year. Todd Howard said like two months ago, as pertaining to the next Elder Scrolls, he was like, be patient. Just be patient. Fuck you.

No, that company sucks. No, not you, Todd Howard. It came out in 2011. Do you give him a deposit on it or something? Be patient. I'm patient. I was in college. I was a sophomore in college.

It was 14 years ago. I'm 34. There is no. Be patient. Fuck you, Todd. I do think they. suck in terms of capitalizing, like how they didn't have something ready for like a Fallout 4 remaster, Fallout 3 remaster when the Fallout show came out is beyond me.

Instead, they were just relying and hoping that Fallout 76, a dead on arrival game was going to maybe pick up Steam because of the fallout game. Apparently all it did was like the Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas sales on Steam went up, but those are like $5 games. You've got the second season coming out, which is going to be their version, not necessarily the New Vegas story, but they're going to be in New Vegas. How do you not have a new Vegas remaster ready to go, ready to go? Just with the fallout four mechanics, that's all you really needed to do.

Just spruce it up a little bit and have it ready to go alongside this season. That company sucks ass. 100%. Like there's already a mod that does that. Like just to mod new Vegas into being a good game is almost beyond my modding skills. It takes four or five hours and a couple of complete system reboots. Like, ah, going back to factory settings, we installed something in a weird place. Let's just start all over again.

Oh, my God. And you've done that? Oh, many, many times. I've done that. Like when, like, I don't know what I'm doing when I'm moding. I'm following instructions like a cookbook. So if I threw in three eggs on step four and I get lost, like you can't take those eggs back out because I don't know where the flour is.

All these folders mean, I don't know what Ben is. I mean, I know that it says B-I-N and I click on it and inside there. is the config file and I drag this into there and I make a shortcut to it over here because you told me to not because I know what it does I don't know what I'm doing I'm just following instructions so if at any point as I'm smoking dope and modding I get like mixed up I'm like

factory restore like we're all the way back to delete everything on the computer start all over again fresh but you're absolutely right the new season of fallouts coming out on the 17th very pumped for I've watched I've only seen images I haven't watched the trailer I know McCulley Culkin is going to going to be in it. They've teased it there's going to be other cameos. And I saw the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, cause I've played it a ton of times. It's the best story by far. Um, it just suffers from bad mechanics and, you know, um, they were rushed in developing it. The mechanics are, are, are, are unplayable as someone who played fallout for as my first fallout. I got so used to that. And it was intuitive in a way that, like, Skyrim, new oblivion. like they're they're into it's easy to navigate i quit new vegas 25 minutes in because i was like this is ugly this is difficult a rare occasion where my previous life has come up b i n is short for binary it's a unix naming convention and you typically hold executable files in there okay

things that is far more useful than no wait wait wait i'm sorry Kyle were did you don't know that Me and Woody are laughing at you right now. I know they're relevant in modding and I know where they are and how to get to them. I just don't know what I'm actually doing. I don't even know how that knowledge would help me mod, but I do what... It might help me... When the mod fails or when something doesn't execute properly, I would be, oh, it needed to be in the... That's not the folder that does that.

Did I put an I and I in bin? I wouldn't do that. Exactly. Maybe. Like, I'm moving these I and I files all over the place, Woody. And I used to mod, you know, the mob managers are much better now, and they kind of hold your hand, so it's a lot easier. But I don't know, eight years ago when I was modding New Vegas,

it took me five hours to get everything I wanted the way I wanted it because I wanted that fallout for first person gunplay. And obviously, one of the textures fixed. And I want all the bugs removed, the million bugs that they found and then patched. It wouldn't be a true Bethesda game. It wouldn't be a true Bethesda game if there weren't a tremendous amount of game-breaking bugs. yeah that's what you need I feel like the modding community

is this double-edged sword though because they do come up with some really awesome stuff for Bethesda games that genuinely need these mods but then Bethesda themselves just relies on these moders to keep their game alive and to keep the games relevant and fresh

and it's like well we don't need to do anything because the modding community is going to do it and they like brag about it like we made this game very accessible to moders fuck you do some work Why don't you also put in a little bit of heavy lifting here to make the game good? No. I think after playing, so I think what happened with the next Elder Scrolls game is they got 30, 40% done with it.

And then games like Balders Gate 3 came out, like a quadruplea title that's an RPG with actual role playing decisions that are, that factor in on the end game and that are based upon what skills, stats and character attributes that you possess really in-depth RPG shit. going back to like old school RPGs and not just this three or four branch tree that ends up at the same place no matter what you pick anyway. They give you the illusion of a role-playing game, but in reality, it's kind of a binary decision. There's five text options, but they only can lead to two different places. I don't think Skyrim struggle or Skyrim or Oblivion, like I don't think that's the reason they struggle. Like, you can pick different little minor avenues as you go, but you're always going to end up in the same place. But they're just different styles of games.

Like, Baldersgate, turn-based, hyper-specific. Like, it blew everyone else out of the water when it comes to what you're able to do, how you're able to maneuver it, how you can interact in the environment. Like the dialogue, the dialogue trees and how those play into the overall game specifically is the most important role-playing aspect to any role-playing game. to me the ability to actually make decisions that change the game when the orc shows up he's like who goes there this is my bridge and you have four different things you can say that Lee are they all going to either end up in a fight or let him letting me pass because they shouldn't and if they do they

should do it in four different ways like like three of them shouldn't all just scare him and one of them just a p just challenge him like they need to do different things balder's gates like that i mean balder's gate killed it like there's a reason it's going to be played and he's you'll probably revisit it every year or a couple of years. Oh, anytime I can find somebody that wants to play it with me and that I can imagine myself spending the better part of 80, 90 hours with gaming, I'm down. I like the grind of RPGs the most.

I like when the character comes online. Yeah, when your strategy comes to fruition and you can see where the different trees you chose actually complement one another, that's satisfying. I like that. Yeah, at first, everybody. just swinging a stick and hitting everybody for two damage, but after a while

you know, now your sticks on fire and you're also immune to fire damage and you've got this little synergy going, like little stuff like that that's magnified every level and gets more and more intricate. I'm into that. But you're absolutely right. You'll get you back when the winter update comes out?

No, arc is just too simple. Like, I don't love the PVP enough to, and I'm kind of beyond like the grind. Like in Tarkov, it's always, until you get to late game Tarkov, you're still hanging on by your fingernails because you keep hitting those money sinks where the game would be like, all right, now give me four million roubles. And you're like, fuck, I've only got five million.

I thought I was doing well here. And it just bankrupts you, like, you know, at level 20, it bankrupts you again. And you're like, Art doesn't do that. Art has, now I know they're doing this thing now with the five million roubles and all that stuff, or space bucks, whatever. but that's just our Tarkov will do that to you eight times in a row or something like that it keeps you hanging on by your fingernails always grinding I'm just I think I'm done

with Arc because I don't hate the PVP but I don't love it either I like the PVP because it's the best movement I've ever seen in any video game I don't know which other games have movement this good maybe CSGO for all I know but like Tarkov's movement

is dog shit that inertia system and like your character is is fucking terrible. Call of Duty movement is simple. It's back and forth, basically. You can slide, but maybe it's improved now. You know, like I'm talking about Old Cod. But this game, oh my gosh, with the rolling, the eye frames, the sliding, the stamina

management, the peeking, the ledge grabbing, the parkour in this game. And then once you get better at movement, and I'm not some sort of super pro, you start seeing the map in a different way on how the buildings and towers are all placed, perfectly. In this game you can grab ledges. It's hard, but you can grab ledges by your fingertips and not take fall damage. And then you're like, holy shit, that building is just the

right distance from that building that you can grab that open window and get down there without being hurt. And like you watch people who are really good at the movement and there's a higher skill ceiling than I realized it first. The reason that that doesn't do it for me is because even if you mastered

all those skills, it wouldn't really benefit like what's the benefit now you'd win some more gunfights but you're not going to go broke without them you're not going to have bad gear without those skills you could play like a bot like i could stand there and watch my girlfriend play and i mean she's good at game she's not she's better than a bot but like and she'd get there because money is so easy to acquire gear is so easy to acquire so really it's about like now i have these skills and i can do interesting fun things and I can mix up my PVP

and I can outclass people in PVP. I get that. I just don't love the PVP. Okay. Yeah, I do agree that being broke and falling behind the power curve is not as punishing in our creators. You have to take your joy somewhere else

from your own win-loss ratio. Some of the best guns are gray, you know, I think. Yeah. Not the best guns. I see people complaining a lot about the free kits. I think it's great. I think it's what makes the gun. game as populated and popular as it is because in Tarkov you get that one scav run and then it's

20 something minutes before you get the next one and scav runs don't even apply to your main character and they and it's it's rough because you're going you're always late raid you're never in the beginning of the raid but free kits it's like you're going to play some free kits you take a bad loss you play a free kit you get wash your palate you know you feel a lot better about yourself you know and you just keep going it keeps you in the game and playing I don't know. There's a lot of things I love about art. Which developer has the right idea. But Tarkoff and

Arc Raiders are different in this way. In Tarkoff, as you get rich, you get real advantages in game. I bet I was going to say I could beat Landmark with the right tools. Maybe. Maybe if Landmark is a scab and the best version of me has like a dialed

in M4 and a leveled up character. Maybe. Maybe. But in Arc Raiders, the advantages of being leveled up and wealthy are slimmer. Like it helps. If you've got good gear you can two tap landmark because he's got a PACA on and you've got

B-B-762 pop in the chest and he's dead when he's just like peppering you with PS ammo. Yeah. I've shot a guy in the head. It was a bot actually. Bugged 20 times in a row. Your bullets just literally don't go through

that motorcycle helmet he's wearing. I didn't realize how extreme it was. I knew it was worse, but I didn't know I could, I'm standing six inches from him. They all, every bullet hit, it just literally will never penetrate that armor. And you see it, it's going, and they're like sparking and flicking up. And he's a bot. So he spins really slowly to engage you.

This one was bugged. Yeah, I had all the time in the world to like test it. And so I'm like, I don't know if it's right. In Tarkoff, when you pull something full ammo, your character gets better at dealing with recoil. So once you have a couple hundred hours in that wipe, you're having a different experience than me. Your footsteps are quieter. Your ears are more finely tuned so that you can hear my footsteps at a range that I can't hear yours. Your recoil is lower, not just because your gun is better, but because your character doesn't experience recoil as much as a fresh character does.

My character needs to stop for snacks amid raid because he gets hungry and thirsty. And if he doesn't deal with that, then he can't walk or move and eventually dies. Your character can go six raids in a row without a bite to eat. Like, we're playing a different game. I've starved to death in Tarkov before with like so much good loot. The rates are 40 minutes long. Imagine you've been playing for 40 minutes at full, your maximum attention capacity. You're not looking away from the screen.

You are dialed in for 40 fucking minutes. And you starve to death as you crawl toward the egg of the game. Nobody beat you. Nobody beat you. You were just hungry. No, you played yourself. Right. So I don't know which studio has the right idea.

Is it good in the middle that people with that much time in game get that advantage and just own newer players? Or is it bad? Like it, as you level, a max level in our graders, those 75 skill points that I've gathered don't do very much at all. I think if you go back, like, so I was noticing it as like friends would join us and I had maxed my mobility and everything, all the mobility stuff in particular. the mantling especially. And they were so much slower mantling stuff that he was like like a real person like slowly putting himself up on.

And I'm like, dude, what are you doing? We're going to fight here. And he's like, I didn't know it would take this long. You guys did it instantly. And it was like, that's noticeable. I hadn't seen like a level zero player play in a long time. We'll see.

I am confident that, and I'm not pretending to be shroud or something, but if a new player were to try to keep up with me in mobility, if he had a maxed-out character and mine was level zero there's no way he'd keep up with me no way in either game though in either game with mobility i think in tarcov or especially in tarcob it's it's incredibly evident because your character will run completely out of stamina and he'll be oh oh and my guy's like don't do da da da da yeah i think you're saying different things i'm saying

as a level zero a new player cannot hang with me in arc raiders but in the inverse in tarkoff a new player, you know, couldn't. Leveling up in Arc Raiders doesn't do much and talent overcomes the character advantage. In Tarkov, it kind of goes the other way, that the character's

stamina is more important than your skill. Yeah. Anyway, I've gone. Have you guys seen this article I just linked? Thanks, Terry. A little story out of China. Let's see. Former Chinese senior bank

banker by Tan Hui executed for taking 155 million in bribes. He was a Chinese banking oligarch, took bribes, and then China, a country worldwide known for playing for keeps, put him to death for it on the charges that it was manipulating, you know, Chinese finance. It was undermining the desires of the Chinese people, aka the Chinese. they execute him because they use lethal injection and firing squad there i'm a firing squad guy but i'm a firing squad guy too if i'm gonna if i'm gonna go out shoot me don't give me that like scary injection where the guys scream for a long time just shoot me in the head anybody give everyone

give everyone give everyone i thought they just pass out in the lethal injection and they just have a good time no they're they're paralyzed and they still feel pain potentially so first First of all, because of the oath that doctors take, there are no actual medical personnel there to administer the lethal injection. They are prison employees. You've got a janitor trying to hit a vein. And they often execute these guys after 20, 30 years on death row, and they're in their 60s and 70s with these weak bitch veins.

So it's a torture session. The first agent they give to you is like a paralytic. And it's debated about how much pain and suffering these guys are experiencing, unable to express it in any meaningful way to the audience that's there to watch lethal injection is great for the people administering it i'm sure they do it and they think ah just like my dog but for the person experiencing it it might be hell incarnate so i thought that sounded it could be i thought that sounded familiar that happened to john wayne gasey where i'm reading here botched execution of john wayne gasey during which the lethal injection process was delayed due to a clog that formed in the iv

tube delivering the chemicals into his veins. So they probably were just using like shoddy medical equipment and this monster is just having to suffer for it, which, you know, I don't think is the worst thing. I'm totally fine with John Wayne Gacy having the worst imaginable death.

Like if you're a serial rapist murderer, like John Wayne Gacy, yeah, I don't give a fuck if you hurt. Who cares? Fuck you. Dozens of families will never be the same. You destroyed lives. destroyed everything. You just pick and choose those amendments as you like them, huh?

Yeah, it's just like, oh, are you concerned about the comfort of John Wayne Gacy as he greets Satan? Are you not concerned with the eighth? Help me. Cruel and unusual punishment. That's not cruel and unusual. It's not? No, he like tied up gay kids and raped and murdered them.

That is cruel and unusual. Oh, yes, it is. It is cruel and unusual. It's evil. Kyle, I think I got this. We just do it more often and it stops being unusual. Cruel and usual

punishment. That's how we got to do it. Everybody says they love the Constitution but when it comes to actually obeying it, it's like, ah, they're just like Christians. Ah, we that's not what that really means. No, no. Oh, the gays? Burn them. Isn't that cruel and unusual?

Forget the Eighth Amendment. And don't take my guns away, though. And don't try to muzzle my speech you think we need to protect john wayne gasey's death process we need to make it nice and comfortable for him that's the thing about laws that's the eighth agreement popular i don't care everyone you don't get to pick and choose who won't because the next person who doesn't who gets to decide wait the next person that rapes and murders two dozen gay guys also is going to be uncomfortable no the next person who gets to decide how the laws are applied and interpreted might not care about your right for free speech they already know that taylor

with his silly beard talk and say whatever he wants. I don't think so. Let's zap his balls. That's cruelly unusual. Ignore that one, too. We already can't say what we want, just as in terms of service on social media. Wait a minute.

I might be okay. Tell me more about the ball zapping. Tell me about the ball zapping, is it going to be a little, is it going to start off slow though? Can I build? Because I need to build a tolerance. Can I build do it?

No, it's, do I get to bust at the very end, like some weird, like, I'm coming as it all fades to black. Can I do that? I don't like our current capital punishment system anyway. I'm for capital punishment, but not how we employ it. If we're going to have 25 years of appeals and then kill some ancient guy who, like, look, say what you want. I think most of these guys, after 50 years in prison, it's not even the same fucking guy. It's not even the same guy anymore. He probably is rehabilitated at this.

point it's been 50 fucking years it's been it's been longer than we've been alive taylor that he's been a very different man than I was when I was two did that look a two year old to you Taylor this man used to shit in the floor if some guy murders six people

like it doesn't matter how much he's really changed when I was two I peed on my mom I'd never do that now I would say you wouldn't want to torture you would just want to kill them you just want to I think the shooting them makes the most sense because how much do a couple bullets cost

and also that does seem like you were talking about the humane thing that seems like the most humane thing maybe I'm an idiot but getting shot getting domed in the head if I have to be executed I pick that um okay well they don't they shoot you in the heart well that's still a rapid death compared to fucking injection so I would pick that 30 seconds I would estimate

and you're fully gone and unconscious if three guys I think they use four guys and three of them have bullets or maybe five guys and four of them have bullets. They're shooting 7-6-2 caliber rifles at your chest, like 30-a-6 probably or something. You're going to die so fast. I want them to be close, too. I want to be able to shake their hands.

Even chest? I guess it would be quick. It's pretty quick, but you're going to feel it. It's probably like a blood choke, right? Like three to eight seconds. Because you're stopping blood flow, right? That's basically what's happening. If they hit your heart and your heart explode,

I bet you're dead and unconscious within eight seconds, yeah, for sure. Like, I bet so. But if they maybe hit around your heart and like shooting in the lungs and miss your heart by an inch and all that shit, you're probably bleeding and inhaling blood and suffering a good bit. I don't know how shock works. I hear about people in traumatic injuries, how they don't feel pain for the first little bit. You know, they're in shock or whatever. So maybe that's a factor.

But when I've shot deer, when I've shot deer in the heart, lung, chest region, they don't run when you shoot them with a big rifle. They just fall completely over dead. You know, it's, it's, I've never heard one cry and pain or, or like, struggle after the shot. They just fell over and they were, you know, gone. Yeah, I bet it's pretty quick. Also, there's like not much pain I can't tolerate for three seconds. Like, it could be a burn.

Oh, you'll tolerate it one way or another. For three seconds, the first two seconds are just total like, what the hell's going on? Like, you wouldn't even fully internalize it. But Kyle, what you were saying about like the death sentence? What's the solution there? Is it just to do it faster? And I bring that up just because while you guys were chatting, I was looking up a couple of like the more notorious people that have gotten life sentences and death sentences. So Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez.

Is there a critter? rustling around and a big There is, it's my little dog. I'm sorry, you guys, do you hear the little dog? You're going to get it around the throat, all right? Now, what do you mentioned that blood choke a minute ago? Yeah, yeah. What you want to do is put even more crinkly things in his vicinity.

Throw some Christmas ornaments at him. That'll keep him busy. Charles Manson and Richard Ramirez both died in prison just like being sick or getting there. Like Charles Manson was in there for 50 years. And just like between all of appeals and all of that stuff, we just never got to the death sentence. And Ramirez was the, uh, Ramirez was the, he was. Ramirez was one of the most evil serial killers that I've ever read about. He was so awful.

He killed old women, old men. He killed children. Um, there was rape. There was torture. Um, there was just everything you can imagine terror. Like terrorizing them was a big part of it, keeping some of them alive for a little while. he would home invade you he used different kinds of weapons

pistols and knives and then you look at him and he just looks like a ghoul. That guy was fucking evil. But I think the solution is that you raise the bar for what crimes, for the certainty of guilt that is

that capital punishment can be applied to. So not just finding someone guilty but I need like very conclusive You need DNA. Like, we all watched it on TV together, that kind of shit. Like, there he is. He's running through the courtyard.

That's the guy. Is DNA not sufficient for you? No, no, definitely not. Definitely not. Tell me more. Because it can be falsified, because it can be planted, because it might not be indicative of the exact story. That's true.

But I think we have analysis experts. There isn't a Sora that can fool the expert at the court. I am, I will say this, with, 100% confidence. I am better than anyone on earth over 50 at discerning AI versus not AI. No 57 year old expert is better than me

or you or San Diego. He's not going to look at that discerning. He's not going to watch it and tell you. He's going to analyze the video file in a fucking computer. It's going to get to the point where you can't. Yeah. Maybe the play with DNA though, maybe it's like that's the ones

that get the appeal process. The ones that were like the DNA is the only evidence they get the appeal process. They get to wait 20-something years until it gets like into a proper certainty. And those that get caught in the act, okay, like maybe we can do those fairly quickly and move on. Once they're literally caught in the act ones, sure, I'm on board. Like that guy who stabbed that Ukrainian lady, you just act, you just have to stay. We all watch him do it on video.

He's covered in blood when they get there. That guy who lit that woman on fire a year ago in the New York subway and the guy who lit that woman on fire in North Carolina just a couple weeks ago. You just put those people against the wall and shoot them. You just put them against a wall. Yeah. Oh, I'm on board then. We're on the same page. And if I were being executed, there is no, firing squad is so much better than all of the other options. Gas chamber, electric chair, and lethal injection are the one. How about this? They sentenced me to, they sent me to eat myself to death. Hanging, no, guillotine, hanging, then firing squad. That's my preference. No, I would go firing squad, geotting. How about you, Santee? What's your stack ranking there? I didn't consider guillotine as an option. I didn't know it was available to me.

But it does seem scary. I think that's the play, right? Because you can't even see it coming because you're looking down as it's coming down on you. So I think guillotine is like the play. So I think guillotine is my, it's far away the number one pick in this draft. I disagree. I don't like not seeing it coming. I don't like surprise medicine.

If you give me a needle, I want to watch that thing go in. Don't fucking sneak up on me like some of these dirty nurses do. I can't get past lethal injection is a good option. And I think I've had more surgeries, perhaps than all of you combined. And every time I break an arm

or a leg, I'm like, you know, there is a silver lining to this. That fucking anesthesia is dope. But that's not what they're giving them. The juice you're getting is not what they're being given. So I understand that and I acknowledge it. Having said that, we're talking about They're not given guillotines either.

So we're talking about a world where we get to improve the system. And I'm like, I think lethal injection might have the most potential. It could be darner enjoyable. I don't think. It shouldn't be a gentle pass for a. Wait, we did guillotine in firing squad. Those are alternate realities. We have no obligation to give a mass murderer a gentle pass into death.

Well, you guys are out picking your favorite passes into death with you. Yeah, but you don't get to alter them. No, I'm saying we are. My guillotine is made of lasers. So it won't at all. You don't get to change how guillotines work. Therefore, you don't get to change the way the gas chamber works to be a gas that smells good. And gas chamber, I wouldn't like that because it would...

Making up rules to stack the... Wait, what are you could look up at the guillotine. You know, you could just get turned upside down. Oh, put me up. Put me up. I'm a pace up guillotine, the first ever. I want to yell freedom right before a drop. How about this? Like, we'll make it way easier to put, like, murderers.

to death, but they get to pick their way. And so it's like, I want to be put on the, I want to be on the top, I want to be on the doctoral dragster at Cedar Point until I starve to death. And it's like, all right, we've got to do it. We just be in 11 days in, like, he's touching birds. I don't know what to say. He's quick. He's quick. That's right, Kyle. They get to pick what they want after picking, like, their final meal and stuff. They pick it way, but way earlier than that. I think what, um, I don't, I'm sure there's Texas took away the last meal, so who knows what they do there. But I know in some states, they allow you to choose your method of execution among the ones

that they already have approved in that state. Because I know somewhere out, there's several states that do the firing squad. I think we looked it up three years ago, but somewhere out west they do it, and they did it not all that long ago. I think South Carolina shot a guy to death last year. I'm pretty sure we looked at the, because I remember seeing the building, the execution room, if you will, and thinking, like, ooh, that's a dangerous backstop.

That should be bags of sand to catch the bullet. That's like hard walls that could like send them back toward the executioners. It didn't look safe. Well, then, I mean, they need to throw some more sand back there. Fair enough. Get that. Then it seems like a good salute. Like, it seems like we're creating innovation needlessly.

Like the best way to execute someone is to shoot them. like it saves money it's quick if the concern if you're like some bleeding heart and you're like oh this guy who murdered 11 people should pass quickly it's like yeah well that's what the gun will do if anything we need to give them special rounds that hurt a lot it's also undignified to some extent i know at at the nuremberg trials i think we killed like a dozen Nazis that we found guilty and there was i think church in two dozen testicles i think churchill won't them shot and it was decided that that wasn't that was like undignified or too violent and so they went with hanging like there was there was serious discussions upon on whether hanging i would dislike

so much more than just being shot hanging's great no no no no no you personally you're being put to death you already said you wanted to be shot i want to be shot no no no no but i told you if we're in a world where hanging is an option then it's your number one it's my number two behind guillotine guillotine, it instantly lops your head off. Like, if you are feeling pain, it's just the neck wound because the rest of your body's gone.

Yeah, you're just going, what the? Like, you're dead immediately. Your brain, whatever blood is in your brain is shooting out of your jugular as fast as it can. You're dead so fast. You don't feel anything. Especially if it's sharp and heavy. I saw a guy on Reddit who made a guillotine the other day.

He was cutting a firewood with that bitch. It was incredible. So, guillotine number one. But last guillotine execution was, I think, 77 in France, by the way. There's video of it, like in color. But hanging, hanging in strangulation are two very different things. And I see movies sometimes where they strangle the guy to death. In westerns where they make the guy sit on his horse and they shoot a gun or slap the horse's ass and it moves out of the way,

he's just hanging from the rope slowly being choked by a rough cattleman rope that's cutting into his flesh and not properly doing a blood choke or an air choke and he's dying slowly kicking i don't know how long that that's going to take any that could take a minute or two minutes to kill you of excruciation longer even there it could be awful but a real hanging there's a formula they use based on your weight it was developed in the west i've seen the chart they they look at your weight and they determine how far you need to fall to properly snap your neck because if they do if they did everybody 10 feet their heads pull off. And that's unsightly for the crowd. So you want to snap the neck cleanly, but not strangle them and not pull their head off. So you got to find that spot in the

middle. I want that. I drink like six gallons of water the night before to make sure the weight enough to pop it off and ruin any. I'm on the other side too. I don't want that many people to know how much I weigh. That's the reason that when Kyle was like Texas got rid of the Yeah, when Kyle said Texas got rid of the last meal, I was like, I'm okay with that because I would want to die feeling thin. You want to be like, yeah, I look pretty good, normal size casket. There is still decapitation in Saudi Arabia with the ceremonial sword. Those guys? Really?

That's shocking. They're still cooking over there with that. And I'm assuming it's a one clean swipe that it's not just hacking away. I'm assuming they use a pro. Oh, they've got a, they've 100. percent have a guy like they're they're in the background with like they like probably brought a Lamborghini event or whatever and then they had three slaves bring their other cars and they're just watching yeah they've got they they've got it tightly wrapped over there i think dates

allowed firing squads it's like utahs a surprise utal south carolina Oklahoma, Mississippi, and Idaho. Personally, I felt Idaho didn't fit, but I don't know. No, Idaho fits. The only reason they're not like the red estate in the country is they have a tremendous amount of California transplants. Like when I lived there, that was the big thing, all the... You lived in Idaho? Yeah, I remember rented cars there.

Yeah, I lived for years in Idaho. Over 10 years ago. It's been over in Boise. I drove through... and America. I drove to there one time. This is a nice city. Shout out to Idaho, guys.

Boise does not have a building over two stories. Is it a code or something? They're fucking horrible. They are. If they're equal, they are not. How can they have bad traffic

in farmland? I've never seen that before. I'm like, that was something I liked about Boise is I never experienced traffic. I did. No more. was doing shit around when I was there which didn't help it's like a hundred and five in

Boise the sun goes down at 10 the fuck is wrong with this place Idaho rocks it's a nice place I like it but you're a hundred percent right that like when I moved there and I made some some buddies some friends they took me out on the town for the first time like a couple months after I started working and living out there and they were like we're going to go downtown And I'm like, oh, I think I've seen downtown Boise. It's like that three block place where there's like two bars. And they're like, no, it's more than that. And then I went down there and it was like exactly what I thought it would be.

Where it's like, do you guys want to go to the Lone Star or the, you know, the fuck them up? And it's like, what are there? Are there two options? Like, is that what we're deciding? And it was, I liked it though. Like, it's a nice community. It's a nice little area. and every single one of those people

who was like a local, like a native Idahoan was like these fucking Californians they move up here and then they buy up these giant swathes of land and build a fucking ugly ass mansion on it like a McMansion on it and then our beautiful scenery gets destroyed

by these fucking actors coming up here and like George Clooney just bought a 70 acre area and he is putting a big ugly house on this peak that we all now have to look at instead of the beautiful peak itself. And I was like, oh, I get it. I get it. Yeah, like that's Montana right now. It would be annoying. Montana is much flatter than Idaho, right? And it's also cold as sin in Montana. I think of it is a, I think of it's pretty mountainous. I think of like Yellowstone. So the popularity of the, of the Kevin Costner show Yellowstone

caused a boom in people wanting to live that lifestyle and be out in that wilderness. I watched the whole thing the other day where this valley that used to be much like the valley from yellowstone the tv show used to be this pristine like yeah there's a house there and mr jameson he lives on the other side of the of the of the river and now it's like not a not like Atlanta not a cul-de-sac or anything but it's like littered with houses all over the place like people have moved in there like and it it was to be fair it's beautiful but the houses there were there were these neighborhoods that were all ten million dollars plus yeah it's garish like it's it's a little much garrish isn't the word i'd use for it i think it's like you're

been to tell your ride yeah i've been to tell you ride you think that's garret i skeed in telluride and so i didn't like experience the city i just went there and then skied the mountain for a couple days that was i slutted it behind a forerunner in an inner tube i've been to asston which i imagine is similar. And it's, it's nice, it's really wealthy. I hadn't seen heated sidewalks before Aspen. Yeah. And I just speak as much as well, I think people with heated driveways are fucking assholes. Good for them that you can afford it. But I think it's stolen valor. I just spent like an entire week shoveling. And then, you know, somebody five doors down didn't have to do shit. They have to do dick and they have a beautiful like clean driveway. And I know they didn't earn it.

They didn't earn it. Snowblower I'll allow, acceptable. But like, you don't get to claim the valor of having a properly shoveled clean driveway in the winter unless you put in a little muscle behind it. You got to grind. You got to keep it clean. I was bitching to Kyle like one week ago because we had like three different snow days that were spaced perfectly in St. Louis to where I had to shovel my driveway three times each time being like, I'm ahead of the game. But I wasn't. I should have just waited. And then the next snowfall would have come down. And then it would have all come up clean in one snow, one shoveling session.

And so I agree with you. You should have to work for it. But I have a tremendous amount of bitterness and jealousy from my across-the-road neighbor. That's the neighbor where two guys in their 50s live. And it was like maybe nine months ago. I'm like, maybe they're gay. Like I've lived here six years. I just now was like, those two guys seem pretty friendly.

But they're just putting the shoveling workload. Fantastic neighbors, wonderful neighbors, never cause a problem anything. Keep their house nice. Their front yard nice. They have a heated driveway. and insult to injury one of them is clearly one of those guys

who just likes random tools and so this fucker will go out there with a snow blower before his heated driveway has a chance to fully melt all of it and he'll just have a couple

fun runs across this guy's dope and I'm like yeah he does rule he's great it was fun of the head over here sir I'm just over on my

and my and his driveway is most flat and I'm jealous that my driveway is very steep steepest in the neighborhood and so like every time I do it I have to put on I'll be like wearing sweatpants and a coat and then I put on my Doc Martin boots which I wear two to seven times it just depends how much I have to shovel snow the only time I've worn these boots is to shovel snow and I will once again every winter I say this if you need to shovel and you're on a steep driveway and you need grip get Doc Martin boots Don't wear them around because you'll look like a fucking weirdo.

But the base of them is so fucking grippy. You can't walk on normal surfaces with it. It just makes noises. But you can't slip in those things. They're fantastic. Someday you're going to be like, I like these boots. You know what? They're 26 years old.

Because they already, I have them in my closet right now. They have like a couple years of like that salt on it, like that caked salt. And I just, I don't wear them unless I'm. shoveling and so I but yeah that that's like a cheat code if you're trying not to slip while you're shoveling get some Doc Martin. Would a flamethrower do anything? No it takes way too much time and power to melt water. It takes way too many calories of energy. Yeah. Hmm. So you couldn't do that. I what if I didn't earn the clean driveway on the snow and then hit it with the flame throw? If you didn't melt it to a expert level, it would just refreeze that evening. And

and then you'd have like a sheet of, of ice. Like, you'd have to melt it to the point that it was almost dry to make it worthwhile. If someone bought a Stradivarius, would you say they didn't earn it? A what of area? Sorry? It's a violin. It's a very expensive, highly regarded violin. No, I wouldn't say they didn't earn it. No.

Okay. But if someone buys a heated driveway, they're supposed to earn a clean driveway. No, no, no, it's different. There's nothing wrong with, like, the owning of the heated driveway. is fine and if you want your clean driveway that's fine but don't sit next to me pretending like we both put in the same level of effort to have a clean driveway that maybe they earned it through some other way they earned it at work they earned it good for them that's fine it earned it it is a different world now because i am out there like a grisly man in negative 20 degree weather making shit

happen and i get it he made shit happen in a different way right but we don't get to have same camaraderie it's not like we're in the trenches together you don't you don't get to be part of the brotherhood of clean driveways so true you preach into the choir brother because that guy i'll see him i'm like shoveling my driveway that's so steep i'm like if i'm at least twice this year i only wore the boots once i was doing it in tennis shoes and that thing would happen where you like get a scoop in and then you lose traction and you go okay okay okay just stabilize just stabilize Don't fall as you're sliding down your driveway, waiting to get to the, the sidewalk. But, yeah, that guy doesn't deserve the credit for shoveling.

Like, he doesn't deserve the credit. It's because he has a he didn't. I think you know they do. I bet he does. I just know they fucking do. I just know they do. A big problem with that guy or those guys, those homos right over there, is that that neighbor on the left, they said, hello to me when I

came into the neighborhood. That neighbor on the right they came in. That neighbor across the street never even said hello. They never showed up. They never welcomed me. They never greeted me. I want to stand out there post snowfall in my bathrobe drinking a coffee while Taylor's shoveling and be like,

Taylor, you notice I'm barefoot? It's fucking dope, is it? A little hot out, hot. you're on your driveway like you're on your driveway like a quick step in because it's so warm yeah I'd be pissed I'd be like I want to be in my wife's bathrobe that's funnier pink and fluffy I also I hate that shoveling feeling where you like feel like you got a good scoop and you get a bunch of snow out but then you look back at the path you pushed and there's still that thin layer that's now more

pushed into the little textures of the concrete where you're like fuck now I got to how much does it cost to pay a kid to come do this I don't know I just I just do it I can answer this a little bit I don't I do it as well it's in terms

of the kids at least here in Canada it's become a huge liability if that kid gets hurt in some capacity you are so fucked as the homeowner for for this kid's like torn shoulder or whatever it might be. Fuck that.

Oh, I would... That is gay. Yeah, you shouldn't be liable. You're paying them for something. I'd have a John Q moment over some shit like that. Moving to North Carolina changed the game, right?

Because when I was in New Jersey, I know exactly how to shovel. I've been there, I've lived the lifestyle. And like Taylor says, you've got to scrape that thing clean because of very thin level of ice, thin amount of ice.

It's worse than snow in terms of slippery and danger. So you've got to get it clean, clean. In North Carolina, you just do the shittiest job you can. And then you know what temperature it is after a snowfall? Like 50. How well do you think you need to shovel? Nature takes care of the rest.

When I moved to North Carolina, we have this real big snowfall, like an unusual one. I'm out there shoveling and I'm used to it. I don't even know that this is weird. All my neighbors are out there with gardening tools. They're fucking holding a rake upside down trying to pull it. They're using shovels designed for like coal or something. They've got metal shovels like hose and stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm like, take this, pass it around. Bring it back what you've done. The whole neighborhood use my snow shovel. It is funny watching non, people from non like snow climates try and figure it out. Like my brother's been going through this for the past few years at his house where his Indian neighbors cannot for the life of them figure out that just trying to gun it through snow. with all wheels turning like doesn't work

like you can't just muscle your way through it I told you yeah a couple of years or this is two winters ago my brother was like and they were making so much noise they were just revving their car for like 40 minutes and I looked out and I kept looking out my window and being like okay they're probably going to shovel out the front

of the wheels so they can get some traction and get moving and then I just sat back down on my computer and then I waited and it was just intermittent like rea like screaming screaming revs for like a minute at a time. And then I finally went out there with a snow shovel and was like

crash, you have to get the snow out of the front of the tires. So then the front tires can get moving. And then you take that, you've now built up a lot of snow and ice. It's become ice because of how much you've compacted it in front of your back tires too. We have to get all of this out. And then there's like this giant

hill of ice that was created by the snowplower going through the neighborhood. It's actually on you to remove this as well. Like you have to clean it or you can't get out, but they just like didn't understand. He did all of that for them. He was like,

I was out there for 40 minutes shoveling this, this Indian guy's car out. He was like, and had a couple of my snow on this shit. It was his neighbor. And so you wanted to help him out and be nice. He was like, yeah,

my neighbor. They have a young kid who like comes over and like says hello and ask things as like a friendly, friendly guy. And so he like would shovel it out. And then he told me again the next year, they didn't learn a lesson. He like again would look out the window

and they were just trying to gun it and it was like brother like come on I get you don't have snow I get nobody in India even as a conception of snow but like after a couple seasons I do what your name is out

I help him I show him maybe teach him about rocking the car second year I take that shovel I stab it stab it in the pile and walk away and we uh what don't you say? to me with this. And it's like, show on the fucking show in front of the time. Here we had a, during like a big

snowstorm or whatever afterwards, we'd, like the neighborhood kids back when I'm like seven, eight, whatever, we'd go play hockey, road hockey. Once the roads were clear enough, when the snowplows come in, all right, we're going to play road hockey. We had a new Pakistani family that moved in and we're like, okay, like, let's see if like the kids want to play. Like, we're going to play hockey. We didn't even think because all of us just have hockey sticks. Yeah, because you kids. We all have hockey sticks. We invite them to come plan. They're like, okay, yeah, all right, we can come play. They come out. They both, because it's like a older brother and a little brother. They both come out with cricket bats. And we're like, that's not. You can't, you can't use this in hockey sticks, guys. So we put them in net. You're going to miss a lot of passes, boys. You know, the cricket bats kind of close to a goalie stick. Yeah. Makes it easy to go five hole on those Pakistani kids, though. Yeah, it does. How did they do? How did they perform? Oh, Havel. awful awful terrible i know from experience like how hard it is to pick up hockey i'm okay at it like i have the dexterity now to play like road hockey um but i remember when i first came to canada

um we have a league here in ontario it's like the best uh youth league called the oh hl like all of the n hl players come from from the oh hl we like this is like grade four i was in like fresh off the boat about as fab as as you can get barely speak english at this point our school's having an assembly and it just so happens to be like sports day and the oh-h-l team from our area the london nights where corey perry who's a legendary player corey perry was there as like a like a 17-year-old corey perry they're like oh like we're going to grab a couple kids to play for hockey in front of everybody and fucking corey perry picks me i've never held a core i got picked by corey perry uh which like for hockey fans that's a huge deal for non-hockey fans

like think um i don't know maybe like a luca dachit's picking you to play pick up basketball it's a big deal uh it was not a big deal to me i'm like i don't know the fuck you are all my friends are with this kid doesn't even fucking barely like lives in canada and he's getting to play with corey perry it's it's impossible to pick it up as a sport if you've never played hockey before it's something that you just need constant repetition in but yeah i made myself look like a fucking dumb ass like an idiot in front of corey barry what did you do in front of corey barry what did you do in front of Cory Perry. Like, did you not even have the fundamentals of hockey? Dude,

I'm like a hockey stick, right? I'm grabbing it like this, like bottom and like running around with a grip on nearly like the bottom, like the bottom of the hockey stick, because I don't know how to grab it. It's just something as simple as fundamental. That's a classic new. I don't even know how to grab a stick. Where they're like, this is how you hold it when you shoot.

And then the person you just taught that is like, that's how I hold it all a time and then they skate around way too bent over. Yeah, that's, that's awesome though. Corey Perry came to your school, 17. I think he's actually still in the NHL. I think he is still banging out a few games. Scori Perry, dude. I think he, the end of his career has been a little bit rough because I think that he has been on the losing Stanley Cup team in the past four finals in a row. He lost to Tampa and then he joined Tampa and then Tampa lost and then he joined Toronto and then Toronto lost, right? Damn.

And then Edmonton and then Edmonton lost. Yeah. I think. Taylor, let's bring this to hockey talk. I like it. Sorry. I'm. Yes, of course.

I did. You tricked me. You know, Kyle, I know you like baseball. My team made it to the world series. I went to the world series and I got to have my heart fucking broken. They said it's the greatest world series of all time. Maybe if you're on the winning side, if you're on the losing side, that shit broke my heart. And it was Toronto versus.

Dodgers, right? Dude, it was like, we were facing the empire. The Dodgers who have infinite money, Shohei Otani, all of these Japanese people that you didn't even know we're just gods of this sport. Like, what? I can't remember their names, but like, man, I'm not even like that big of a baseball fan,

but there is something magical about playoff baseball, and then there's something double magical about it being your team in playoff baseball. It's cool. Yeah, this video is called The Blue Jays just suffered one of the most heartbreaking world series losses in MLB history. It breaks down just how painful the loss was and how close you were and how badly it went.

Yeah, it was pretty rough, but I was pretty happy. I picked the Dodgers preseason to win the series. You did. And they were the most favorite team at the time. Yeah, probably so. I just feel like as a Braves hater now, which is what I consider myself, like I follow them. And I'm just like, yeah, that was a good move, huh? Oh, nice one, nice trade.

Oh, great. A 42-year-old pitcher. Wonderful. That'll pay off. Yeah. Every time I watch them, like, take a misstep and just blow the fucking entire season. And I don't, we finished at the bottom of the fucking division or close to it or something like that. I read it a lot. And then I look at the Dodgers.

And it's just like, that's what I wish we had. That's what, their budget isn't even that much bigger than ours. Like, it's not like leagues bigger. Yeah. They might spend like 50 million more a year or something like that. They're just better in baseball. And players want to go there. Like they.

The old, the old, not only that. the West Coast, they have like their pick of the best of Japan because Japanese players want them in the West Coast. So it's either them or the fucking Mariners. These people kick ass at baseball. Like they love it. They're very good. Very good.

I think it's similar to a katana. I think they do see it similar. They had to train themselves out of chopping. And it's a swing. Because you remember that? Do you remember being a little kid playing baseball? And I remember my dad being like, Taylor, you're chopping at it. And I would be like, I don't understand what that means.

It's like give me a structure, but I guess I was just... When did you start? Five, I guess. Like pretty normal baseball time. At five, I started soccer, baseball, and roller hockey. And the only one I thought was sick was roller hockey. And then at six or seven, I started ice hockey. There's videos of me in diapers hitting the tee ball.

I'm 12, but I'm knocking the shit out of it. Damn. You were a real king. I started when I was like three maybe like a little toddler like hitting the hitting the t-ball and stuff was that your dad's sport of choice like baseball was what he was the most familiar with yeah he played on I don't even know what to call it because they don't do this anymore but a men's softball league that was regional and like had like playoffs and championships like they they would play it all over the southeast traveling around

playing like competitive fast-pitched softball like when he was in his 30s and 40s and he was really good at that apparently and so I think that that was the initial sport and the main sport that he and I connected on until I wasn't any good at it anymore and then it was just hunting

did he connect with you on any other sport or that was the only one he's not he doesn't even know any other sport like I bet if you asked him to start naming NFL teams he wouldn't get very far like he might I don't know if he knows five NFL teams so is he a Braves fan like he follows the Braves? Oh no

absolutely not he doesn't he's I've never in my life seen him watch a sporting event of any kind that's crazy no he doesn't really like TV he doesn't he likes movies and like like and um and just like some old time

he like he put gun smoke on and shit like that. But he has no, I mean, zero interest in any sporting thing at all. Like, I've never seen him watch a football, baseball, soccer game, you name it. He was never critical of you after you left a baseball game. Even if you beefed it up, you botched it. You had a couple bad pitches. They were in the state.

He was coaching me every step of the way. And my mother was in the stands with a video camera. screaming and it was it was what we did for like my early part of my life baseball was everything oh my god dude i'm remembering now like my mom in the stands like young playing hockey with her like big goofball camcorder yeah and feeling so humiliated out there i don't know why like i just had a feeling where i was like oh everybody's going to think i'm gay because my mom's here like film i didn't even have that level of articulation in my head because i was like seven or something i wasn't thinking it was gay i was like oh i'm gonna be i'm gonna be bullied because my friends are gonna see how

into the game my mom is and meanwhile i'm not paying attention to all of their moms with camcorders like recording them i just i get a little a little bit of over i i remember i used to get like made fun of by some of my teammates because my dad went to every single sporting game i ever played I even did gymnastics in like grade four And my dad probably begrudgingly still went to all of that And now looking back on it's like my dad fucking rocked Your parents sucked Well then maybe they didn't suck

But like why are you making fun of me Because my dad was awesome and took interest in that Speaking of gay and sports Did you guys hear about the World Cup pride game And what what game was scheduled for it They're making a world cup game Is it cornhole? It's just gay players No no no sorry

So the people World Cup is coming to the United States. And of course, Seattle is like, okay, what are the games we're going to make like a gay pride game? And it lands on gay pride month because it's June. And they're like, we choose this game. This is the one where we're going to celebrate gay pride, you know, all the glitz, the glamour, all of the colors. And they did it before all the teams were picked.

And they're not budging. They are doing it. And the teams that landed on it are Iran and Egypt are now having to play the pride game in Seattle. Yeah, well, that's, that is, I'm going to watch that one. That's pretty funny. It could be the first knock on that I ever watch. It could be explosive.

Holy shit. Yeah. Maybe it's so funny for some like, some white lady in Seattle to be like, we should have a gay pride game. And everyone around her is like, I can't counter signal this or I might get fired. Oh, that's interesting, Susan. Who do you want to play in it? Egypt and Iran, oh, they're going to love it. And, you know, the world is super similar to your social circles in Seattle, Karen.

So they're going to love this. Definitely, they're going to love it. That's fine. No clue what happens if they both forfeit. I'm with Kyle. I could absolutely see that. I guess for context, for listeners, I believe being gay there is like super mega illegal in both Iran and in Egypt.

I think it's ground upon. I'd like to just confirm, like, What kind of offense it is? Like, is this like punishable, like, by prison, death? I don't know. I was going to talk about this earlier. In Iran, they have a punishment. I think it's for rape, but maybe a certain type of rape where they push a brick building onto you.

They have to pull a whole building first? Well, they've got plenty of falling down brick structures. They just put you next to one of them. See, that's an unsustainable punishment. You don't have that many brick building. They just stack them back up again. Get the kids out there. Oh, okay.

in Iran it's a super big deal and you can get the death penalty for it in Egypt there's no explicit law against it but there are tools that effectively criminalize it and you can get arrested and imprisoned yes that tool that criminalizes it being 90% of the population being Muslim that's the tool now they see it's something like there's vague rules against morality debauchery and indecency and they just lump it in there yep yeah there's other hilarious curious things happening with this World Cup right now. Like, for example, all of the games being super expensive. So, like, these people from Haiti that are struggling to make ends meet are like, I cannot afford $700 for nosebleeds to go see Haiti play soccer. They can't afford anything. Haiti has a soccer team. They made the World Cup.

They have to play Brazil. They don't live in Haiti. Like, Haiti's run by a guy named Barbecue. Is that the warlord? Yeah, that's a warlord cannibal, right? That's the word. He said, but it's real, right? Dude, that guy now, imagine a guy

trying to, try and imagine a guy living the dream as much as a guy named Barbecue who runs. A guy who, like, his thing is like, I love to kill and to rip and to eat people. And then he's like,

oh, what is on the duck? What is on the duck today? Have you ever seen it? Yeah. No. Here's a video of him doing a fucking interview. He's like, my name is Jimmy Barbecue Cherizir. Not that long ago, I think it was a couple, maybe a couple weeks ago, a couple guys in, I think it was Texas trying to recruit a bunch of homeless dudes to go on a sailboat to Haiti to try and take over an offshore island from like the main Haitian like body of land.

I mean, doing that up, because they had like a militia ready to go. They had the, I think the FBI got to them first. I'll confirm that. Anyone could get to a Haitian militia first. What are they doing? Hang on, no, it was white guys from the United States. A bunch of people are planning to go to Haiti to become warlords in Haiti. No, no, you're talking about those two white supremacists who were going to take over that other island

that has a population of like 80,000, kill all the men, and turn all the women and children. into sex slaves. That's the last. Yeah. I'm no historian or political analyst, but this sounds like a joke. No, no, no. These two white guys were raising a militia to conquer an island, kill all the men, and enslave all the women and children.

It's not kidding. He's not going to arrest it. I'm getting you an article. The militia. Well, they were recruiting. They were actively like, like, like. like building the militia. 80,000 people.

40,000 men, I'm guessing. Why would you want to go to Haiti at all? It's a shit. It's not Haiti. So, I thought you're saying it was an island that Haiti had territorial claim to. Perhaps it, here's the article. Haitian Island is true. It's in the title.

Okay, cool. Yeah, they, I think the, all the, every time I've seen it on, on the news, they say what the men intended to do. And then at the end, they mentioned that it's 80,000 people, as if to say, these guys are morons. Two North Texas men indicted in a ledge plot to invade Haitian island. Invade two guys were like, we got it. We can do this together. They were raising a small army, though, and they had barely one boat.

So it could have gotten up to like seven guys. Dude, that's the kind of survey that I would see online. If they're like, fill out your information if you want to invade Haiti, brother. And then I would like click that survey, fill out the information wrong and then submit it just to like bother them. Like that's the kind of thing I would do. I do that all the time. Every single survey I see on social media, I answer the opposite of the way I know I want the survey to want. Because it's a social media survey.

They're trying to draw conclusions. from fucking bullshit and they'll be like like this if you think it's actually good that we do xyz and it's like no i i i select the other option fuck you like stop pretending this is data these two people were pedos also yeah yeah they were I said oh did you I'm sorry well they were on a short leash anyway this was their escape plan was to cut 80 they're charged with conspiracy to murder maim kidnap and produce child pornography Oh, wow. Okay, videographer.

See, just going after artists. I don't like it. Like, these guys... He's trying to... Do you want all your see created by an algorithm, Taylor? Is that the future you want to live in? You want to live in some artificial future? Where no one's getting hurt for these videos?

Where the anguish and pain in their little faces is all just simulated by Sora. on. Dude, that's fucking horrible. Yeah, I want to live in that future. No. No, I don't want to live in that future either. I wouldn't, if I were, actually, if you and your friend who are criminals are trying to conquer a country and dupe gullible retards, aka probably feds being like,

I don't want to do this. Like, if you were to do that, I don't think there's a better country to try and conquer than Haiti. Wrong? no because it's the weakest uh there's no mill it's a failed state like and so like where would you warlords okay pick another pick another country pick another country that's easier what's another country that's easier to go in and and cause a ruckus without immediately getting fucking they weren't invading the whole country proper they were invading that small branchy island so i would pick some some like

icelandic island like remember what that island with the students where that one guy with a glock killed like 30 children and then they put him in a prison nicer than any hotel i've ever stayed Oh, that was Norway. That was Anders Breivik in Norway. All right, there you go. There's your answer. Invade that island.

A guy did it with a Glock. Yeah. I mean, the Norway guy was only able to do that because there was no defense. There still aren't. You think the Norwegians are like fucking locked and loaded over there now? Fair enough.

Fair enough. I think they've got like single shot like moose killing rifles. Me and you go to Haiti and start trying to conquer that, an island of 500 people. And I promise you, we will be the ones getting raped at the end of the evening. And just, they will be doing awful. And then it'll be even worse after they find us. Because I'm going to rape you.

Yeah, I read that loud clear. Well, you're just more attractive. I can't help. I want you to get a look. You get a look at those Haitian women. Kyle I got some good news and bad news and bad news I'll tell you Dude I was

You got that nair You guys remember General But Naked right Yes General Butt naked Yeah I know what you're talking about Yeah they parodied him in the book of Mormon play Where his name was General

But fucking naked Where he would He claimed That he would run into the battlefield field naked and slaughter everybody. And those were all stories to try and hype up all the boys that he had recruited. And then he just like shoot them up with meth and tell them like fucking just run. All right.

If General Buttnaked can do it, you can too. Yeah, Santee just summed it up incredibly well. I think it's ballpark right. I think I got it. No, I think he nailed all the high points. Like he was a general in Liberia, which Liberia is a country in Western Africa, very small country. It has the same constitution as the U.S.

It's where a lot of, it was created by Monroe after the freeing of the slaves. And they were like, hey, if you want to go back here, you can go to this little area we've carved out for you called Liberia. So they went there. They have the same constitution as the U.S. And this warlord general but naked showed up years later. And that's exactly what he did. He would run around naked and attack people. And he would like, sometimes, like, he's not all funny.

Like he would like molest kids and be like, this is what gives me strong. Strength. Me being a molester is what gives me strength in battle. And everyone was like, I do not want to signal him right now. Because he will fuck me up and probably rip my ass as well. And so like they, you know, just let him do his thing. And he was one of those crazy guys, general butt naked. Yeah. That's the one thing that branches all cultures, economics, national boundaries and borders, religious groups, pedophilia. That Ophelia. I always say there's got to be something to it.

The most powerful rich people in the world, it's their caviar. It's their, it's their like crem de la crem. It's what they do when no one else is looking if, even though they're a billionaire, they can find the guy. Like, that's what they do. Do they do it because they want to and they can or just because they can? You could say that about eating up. Or they're being pushed into it. You know, like is it?

to filet mignon under any circumstances they would probably pet a few you think they would have raped me well when you were a little tight maybe you're past your prime now like no don't even say that's me they would rape me still don't no nobody's gonna rape you you would be so

stop it stop it I don't even want you to suck it like they would dude here 12 year old you was too much I'm rapable yeah nope no no no you're a bear or otter at best. Like nobody's want any part of that. I don't even tease me with that. I'm too overweight for that. I know

I'm a bear. I think you're an otter. I think, or maybe a, I don't know, you're, you're so bulky and powerful. Like you've always, you know, could be like a coyote. You're like a gym, you're like a copy bar. I'd be a terrible bottom because they'd be like, did you not eat for the last two days? I'd be like, no.

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within you know six weeks we never heard about it again it was the same day no no but the he doesn't claim to have stage five oh I don't know what he's claiming now I don't really ask him about it. He's like dancing around town and making appearances and feeding people of Thanksgiving and stuff now. I think there's only four stages, right?

14. It's the Trump scale. Oh. Yeah. Well, you know, he's trying to get a little more granular. Taylor, did you see that we're pirates now? We are pirates? Yes, yes.

How so? How so? They didn't see it. We fast roped fucking special forces onto the world's lives. largest oil tanker that was Oh, I saw that. I thought the China full of like a million,

I don't know if it was a million gallons or a million barrels. Obviously there's a like 50-fold difference. Imagine if they blew that up. They kill they kill three billion shrimp to show how seriously they are. They spill the oil just another.

Or they destroy it. And the Venezuelan government's like, that was clear. a fisherman's boat. Yeah, it was purely a fisherman's boat. Look, there's a floater on the side. Yeah, that was, that's ridiculous. It wasn't the world's largest tanker,

but it was a big one. I heard it was the world's largest. I didn't trust it because Trump said it. And then he said it's the lie. So I googled it and they said it's not. Could you even? He said it was the largest ever like confiscated, which that's, I don't know what he said. I thought he said it was the world's largest oil tanker. He said,

was the largest ever taken. And it's like, what does it have to do with fuck all, dude? Explain to your policy. Like, it made no sense. Well, and now they're using excuses where they're like, well, this ship had been sanctioned since 2022 for sending oil

to Cuba and other obvious enemies of the U.S. And Iran. Yeah. No, no, from Iran to China. I thought it was from Venezuela to Cuba. But maybe I'm incorrect. And then I think from Cuba, they went to the

I don't know what people would even do with it. I don't know. I don't think they have refineries. I'm not saying it's a rationale and saying that's what I saw in an article that they were rationalizing it. Iran was the problem, but that's neither here nor there. They'd ask Trump

what he's going to do with the oil and he's like, I guess keep it. What do you mean you guess keep it? What are you going to do with the oil? You should have a very firm answer on this. Yeah, just say keep it, dude. Just say keep it. What's going to happen?

I like that he's using it, that his answer is kind of like, like, like Tarkave. There's an extraction shooter. I'm going to keep this loon coming back with it. That's like, that's global hegemon shit where you go like, and people are like, but you said you can't keep this. Some like president of Estonia. It's like, you can't. The law.

And then we're like, yeah, you're a vassal state of us. We're keeping the oil. Get fucked. I don't, I mean, you know, who gets. the oil. It's not like we each get a gallon or something. We should. Do you think that would be fair? We each get a gallon. Everyone gets a gallon of crude oil, manned to your home. Oh, this package is disgusting. We have a strategic oil supply, right? Doesn't it, wasn't it drained or something under Biden? It was drained. So maybe this is probably such a small amount in the scheme of things, though, like just one tanker. Like, that can't be a huge.

deal right what you're saying it's the world's largest but it's the world's largest seized tanger like it look maybe it helps i bet i'm wrong but like just my in my head i'm like no boat no matter how big could make like a perceivable impact on our market like we're so big it's 84 million gallons of crude oil so we couldn't all even get down we'd all get we'd all get like 5.1 ounce 4.8 ounces or something of crude oil. Oh, wait, wait, wait, hang on. Vessel, a quantity of oil. It was loaded with roughly 2 million barrels, and

a barrel is $62, I think. So it's not even that much money in oil. No, the vessels, yeah. The strategic oil supply or reserve, it's called, is 714 million barrels. And this is 88,

you say? So it's something. Yeah, I guess. I mean, it's half full right now, I googled. Wait, this is a strategic. to almost 400. Okay. Our strategic oil is only half full? Yeah, Biden dumped it to lower high.

I know Biden dumped it to keep stuff cheap, but like, so we've regained some of that, but so we, so the idea is to have 1.5 billion gallons of oil? No, 714 million barrels. Oh, we're doing gallons and barrels. I'm mixing this up. Oh, you're right. I'm changing my, I'm too retarded for this. My measurement. I am too. Anyway, look, it's a piece of the puzzle.

Throw it in there. Assuming it's the right kind of oil that it's sweet, light crude or whatever the heck they're wanting. I don't know. Do they have delicious high quality crude in Venezuela? I don't sure. I have no idea. I don't know. They're covered in it.

I think it's after Saudi Arabia. It's the second largest. Saudi Arabia is number two. They're number one. Oh, Venezuela's number one. It's just so fascinating to me how borderline of, a failed state Venezuela is. I do find it hilarious that there's people in like a certain side of politics that are like, I stand with Venezuela and Venezuelans are like, don't. We will please invade.

We've been under a, uh, an awful regime since Chavez. Now we're another guy. Uh, we want to be liberating our election with. Yeah. By an evil despot daily. Like yeah. Yeah. But yeah, no, they should be covered in money. And it is, it is basically. a failed state. Everyone is fleeing Venezuela. It's a problem in South America that Colombia can't accommodate these people. Colombia in itself is already a third world country now taking in on the immigration of another third world country. But if the United States actually goes in, let's say they actually toppo Maduro, Venezuelans will happily go back. Not all of them. I'm sure there's a lot better. Probably, right? Oh, my goodness. I think

If Maduro gets toppled, it'll be a Mussolini situation. Well, people will line up in his grave to spit. I think that, you know, obviously in Iraq, you had people motivated by Americans being in a Muslim country and then that strong religious thing driving the insurgency as well as groups like ISIL. But I don't think you have that in Venezuela as much. But if we're not going to bomb them, we're certainly making a good show of pretending like we're going to bomb them. They sent in an F-18 the other day into their airspace, and they said

an F-18 growler is an electronic warfare plane. I think what it does is it goes in and it radar detects their anti-air stuff and anything that targets it, it's able to like ping and now it knows the locations of those things. It's the first thing you do before you conduct one of our air campaigns against a country. An F-18 growler specifically, yeah. Okay. Is it, That's not even one of our super high-tech things, right? I think that with a lot of the airframes, they're constantly putting the new avionics packages and stealth paints. And so planes that might be 30, 40 years old are equipped to fight 21st century warfare.

I don't know how old the F-18s are. It seems like a plane for my childhood. Maybe you don't want a cell plane if you're trying to get pinged by anti-aircraft. Yeah, that's his job. It's to go in there and I think. find and be able to target and ping for later strikes anti-air devices. I don't know if they have S-400, which is like the best possible anti-air thing

that they would have access to. That's what the Russians make. I think it's the most advanced one in the world. I don't know if they have that. Well, hopefully we don't cause some giant scale war with Venezuela. Why not? But if it did, there is no way it goes the way of Iraq. Like, there is no way we have thousands of insurgent Hispanic fighters forming gangs. Well, we're not going to – I can't imagine us invading Venezuela. We don't have to. We can sanction him and bomb them into submission.

We would have to do like a beach landing like Normandy to get in there or like with any significant amount of troops or you'd have to drop airborne in behind them. it would be like a D-Day style operation to do that with any significant fight- They could have guerrilla forces just messing things up looting in the streets

it could be the next Haiti looting in the streets would happen that happens in every sort of destabilization campaign but I don't see a there's just no way there would be like a protracted

ground game in any way comparable to like Afghanistan like there's just not and like Islam is a big reason for that like those guys go fucking hard and a lot of South Americans are like yeah actually I really don't like this guy that's why color revolutions historically for the CIA have been so fucking easy to set off in South America of all places is because there's constantly a large contingent of rebels who are like I hate this ruler I hate this you might be right maybe even you're probably right but this is exactly what it was like when we went into Iraq that's true yeah I could

They all hate this madman. They can't stand him. They're going to greet us with flowers in the streets. And that's not how it went. I'd rather us not do it at all, but I totally get it. Earn a couple children and you'll learn that it's not that popular in activity. Or just keep... Drops of bombs on apartment buildings by accident or not.

And suddenly the Venezuelans think you're not the bees' knees. I think we just have to keep targeting narco stuff around Venezuela because it's a narco state. like they're totally reliant on that shit they said that boat that we double tapped was it even heading for the u.s right it couldn't possibly be because it couldn't nearly get that far well but yeah that's what kyle's mentioned before is that they're going to an intermediary drop-off point then fair and then that intermediate drop-off point is known for going to you Trump said he was going to release that that's fair to the next day he said he never said that right oh fucking yeah well he's like The next day, he'll deny shit he said on video the day before,

and it's just par for the course. We just accept this as Trump stuff. I love that, like, our, the three of us all are not a big fan of him, but it comes from totally different directions where, like, you guys, or Woody Moore will be like, oh, he's a liar, this, that, and it's like totally true. but his problem is that he's not following through with promises he's a fucking pussy he doesn't he chickens out he's taco taco trump with his chicken out shit which you know a little little cringe but

whatever and he does this shit where he like abandons his base he doesn't handle immigration he doesn't do all these things and then he'll realize he's losing and be like i'm gonna treat i'm gonna tweet something incredibly mean about elan omar and somalia and then he does that and suddenly all these people who were giving him rightful guff for not doing what he delivered on, which are like real things, those people are like clapping like seals like, he's been made a fool of time and time again. He's been made a fool of time again.

Look at those Trump talking about Somalia. It's like, shut up. Make him do something. If you just look at the soybean thing and the fool he was made, like he tried to do that China's soybean deal like some bullying building owner in Manhattan and it's it's it's not fucking yeah it's not some other guy with daddy's money who wants to build a building it's fucking China so they just ran

circles around us we bail out Argentina and then they sell China bites their soybeans from them and then Trump has to come up with 12 billion dollars to give to our farmers as a subsidy but he's taken that money the 12 billion dollars he's taken from the tariffs that he took so it's literal socialism

he has he threw an extra tax on us, and then he paid back the farmers that he fucked over from his bad business dealings against China. I wouldn't say that's socialism. I'd say that's poor misattribution of resources. When he's taking, when he's taxed us and I'm not saying that like some boomers, like, oh my God, socialism. That's socialism, though. He's he's taken, he's taxed us, and then he's subsidizing those farmers after his bad business dealings on exactly. Then we already live in socialism. Because we do. There are plenty of socialist programs. We bail out the banks after they make tons of money in the free market.

There's a big difference between having social programs and being a purely socialist country. You know, like we need social programs. There are things that we should all pay into for the betterment of us all. Health care. Yeah, at the same time. Health care might be a solid one. That might be a good place to start. Can you imagine how well we'd be able to negotiate prices down if we were a block of $340 million?

Oh, no, but Kyle, think about how many insurance companies are going to lose money on that. Because if they don't get direct payments via the 2010 Obama. Every Fortune 5 company gets a rate on their health insurance, right? Because they negotiate as a block. They get a much better deal than Joe Schmoe walking in to get an MRI. Oh, you get a fucking closed. And a block of 340 million people. Like, I can't imagine why, I mean, I don't get it.

I don't know why having a sicker country benefits anyone. Well, it benefits pharmaceutical companies. And if you look at the largest industry across the United States, this is partially a consequence of the fact that the boomers are the largest generation in history and that our economy has revolved around them, even as insofar as media, what were the popular movies in the 50s and 60s? Like what was the heuristic? It was a young gun, a young gun who showed the veterans that he belonged. And then in the 90s and 2000s, they're the biggest demographics still. What were the movies about them? It was about an old,

guy who had to come back and show the young guns how it went, how you handle it. Like, they've been revolved around for so long. And that's what our economy is now, is like the largest industry in the majority of states is health care. And so as the boomers die and health care is exposed for being overexposed as an industry, we will be more hurt by our lack of manufacturing and other industries because this generation is the reason that everything revolves around health care now, is the boomer's age. or at least that's my estimation of the thing is like we're we're going to hit a real rough

patch as the boomers die and we realize oh we actually didn't need this much medical infrastructure and medical industry because there's no longer a need for it trump used a walker uh let's see that's the joke uh Zach show that image if you can um an image has has leaked showing Trump using a walker moments after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI. When I said that the screen was all black. Oh, this doesn't even open

for me. Really? Oh, there it is. See? See? I'm not alone. Look at Woody. There we go. Thank you, Woody.

That's a funny picture. That's a good joke. Yeah. We should fucking force these people to, if you're over 70, you have to use a walker just like, that can be their gold star where we're like, ah, you're geriatric.

You have no stake in the future. Get them out. It feels like it's just a lobbying thing. You know, these politicians are voting for the people that lie in their pockets and we're just not making any forward progress. I would make that punishable by death. Like, I was, sometimes when I was falling asleep, I imagine what I would do if I was like homelander, if I was like an omnipotent, like super powered man. And I was thinking like, the first thing I'd do is I would like fire all of Congress,

the president, the vice president, and the entire cabinet. and we have like new elections and with some new regulations and anyone who would ever take money from a foreign government wouldn't be able to run for office ever again and they would be investigating heavily. Watch it with the anti-Semitism, Kyle. Oh, I'm getting, they're part of it too. That one makes me crazy.

Every time you suggest that the Israeli government isn't doing a good thing, you hate Jewish people. Yes, and that shit is not a playing anymore. A lot of people are sick of it. Yeah, it's like, you'll be like, hey, why are we giving Israel all this money? And they'll be like, there was a Holocaust 100 years ago on a different continent

in a war where your country was on the right side. And it's like, okay, and that impacts me about immigration in America in 2025. Why? Like, what are you fucking talking about? What does that have to do with anything? I can't be nationalistic as an American because Hitler existed 100 years ago.

Fuck you. I disband the army. No more army. Army, we don't need them. The entire Navy and Marine Corps becomes a humanitarian force and we cut the budget like to a quarter of what it is, the military budget, because I'm here now, I'm subsidizing.

I'm a superhero. Right. So if I get the shit, I'll fly over there and handle it. We're all here about it. Well, I can fly though and I have laser eyes. Oh, fuck. You are a hero then. Yeah, yeah. I'll understand. You're a hero. That's not hero stuff, Kyle.

I'd cheer you on. Or else. laser eyes are like one of the worst powers from the first time I saw I'm listening Who's the X-Man? Those aren't laserized Those are kinetic beams

Let's get that straight His name is Cyclops Okay So I knew where you were going The moment you stepped a foot in the room Of that lore Okay Those aren't laser eyes

Those are kinetic ruby beams Okay well it seems like a net detriment Yes He has to walk around All the time Looking like a fucking madman Max motorcyclist because he has bad laser eyes. And so he can't ever like what's the one of the eyes.

Yeah, that's the whole point. Most of the powers are. And it's not a good power because I'm pretty sure aside from the eyes, he's just a guy. You know, they all have that basic set of like acrobatics and strength and agility and such. Well, he's very gay compared to like that guy who. He's sort of the Captain America of the group. He's kind of a cuck, though. Isn't that his whole thing that William continuously takes his woman in all different versions of the

It's kind of, it's kind of goes back. Who's his bitch? Which one's getting cucked? Gene Gray, yeah. And Wolverine does Fox Gene Gray all the time. They have a love triangle. She is the Scarlet Witch. Wolverine. No, not at all. That's a completely different character. Did you see me smile? I was so proud of myself.

I was I was about to hit one out of the park. Scarlet Witch is Magneto's daughter. Thanks for that. So not even fucking close, bro. Okay. Well, I didn't know any of this. I did know. Okay.

I did know the scene where Magneto's... Next time you're talking about Yarmov-Carlo hitting a fucking four-banger in the five-hole. I'm not going to pipe up and be like, I don't know about that. A four-banger in the five-hole. You've got good hockey terms. Exactly.

Now you know how you sound. When you start talking about laser beams coming out of Cyclops' eyes. I think that's an understandable mistake. What is a four-banger? How stupid. It's nothing. It was just something he made up.

And I was like, that's a pretty good term. I like that. I'm like, is that after a hat trick? I don't even know. Well, a Mexican hat trick is like four, right? No, a Mexican hat trick is when you sneak over the border, get kicked out, but make it back in. Oh. Three times.

One, two, three. Yeah. But no, laser eyes are fucking cool. Look at Superman's laser eyes. He has good laser eyes. Yeah, but he can do so much more than just the laser eyes and you can control them. Yes, 100%. And Superman's are not a bad thing because he can turn them off and on.

This other guy can't turn anything off. They're just always beaming. The help of his goggle, he can, obviously. Yeah, but one person steals that goggle, then he has to go like this, because I've seen that in the films. Controllable X-ray vision to where he can choose the depth. It's pretty dope. He wants to see you naked, fine. He wants to perform an X-ray on your lungs, also fine.

Yeah, there's a family guy bit where Lois Lane is like, I have no idea how I contracted breast cancer. and it's because Superman just continuously uses his x-ray vision on it. And the detect was like, well, I'm never going to solve this one. Back to the case of all those men of being raped to death. And Superman, I don't know anything about that either. Nothing at all. It couldn't be me. Speaking of Superman, you guys see, I'm sure you saw Netflix buying out Warner Brothers.

Or are they? Paramount making a competing deal for like $3 a share, $40 a share, something like that. They're coming in strong with what his kids. their whole company's worth like like a tenth of their their fucking offer are their company is worth they've got Saudi money though they're a company yeah Saudi Arabia is about to own every fucking thing they're buying EA so Saudi Arabia is some silent partner in the background pumping money and buying every fucking thing with our money it's disgusting is any from EA relevant aside from Battlefield Battlefield's EA well they've got the the sports games that are huge

FIFA's enormous Madden I think those are really the two two only sports games that are really, really big. Live in the sports game ecosystem. Because to me, like, yeah, it's the hottest thing in 2005. So Battlefield, all the sports games, like Madden, and then it kind of falls down a little bit. Things like older titles, like Apex, Legends, Mass Effect, Sims, Need for Speed, Dead Space.

Like, I would imagine their big sellers these days are definitely those FIFA games because they sell millions of copies every single iteration. And it's the same game. The micro transactions, too, the little FIFA ultimate team, the little card packs, that's clearly gambling. That was a whole legislation in Europe, like whether or not it was gambling or not to pay for packs where you didn't know what you were getting in these games, which then brought into question every card game ever, like Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, YuGio as to whether or not that's considered gambling if you don't know what you're getting out of the packs. And if the cards themselves or the digital goods have an action.

actual value towards them. But yeah, those FIFA games literally shit money for them. You're right. I'm looking at Steam rankings, which probably isn't even where EA thrives.

But they've got Battlefield 6, I think, right? At number 8. And then at number 26, they have EA Sports FC. I don't know what that is. That's FIFA. That's FIFA. Okay.

And that was all I saw in the top 100. But I'm looking at other games I consider relevant and they're lower than those. So. oh well yeah i don't know how paramount is making that offer oh i do know this wouldie um the first paramount um ufc event is january 26th i think do you know what the card is it's patty pimblit versus justin gauchy uh as the as the as the main event for the interim lightweight title belt somehow and then the co-main is kela harrison versus amanda nunez

that should be dope i like that i'm down for that and it's gonna be fucking free on. Did you hear about the White House card? Apparently they are trying to get to nine title fights. And it's shit like an interim bad motherfucker belt. Oh, don't, you can't do an interim to the

BMF. That is, that has that's a cocking belt. It's a fake belt. It's such horseshit. And it's not necessary. Doesn't Max Holloway currently hold the belt? I think Max is about to fight Charles Oliva. So like, I don't know if the BMF is on the line, but they're fighting in the in the near that's that that's the next bout between uh both of those

characters um i i'm fine with it honestly like normally i hate interim belts and when they're not absolutely necessary uh when it isn't that a champ just like really got catastrophically injured he's going to be out for a year if that hasn't happened or something similar to that i hate the bmf belt at this point i'm i think it's lame when when they first did it, it made sense because those guys were bad motherfuckers. They both were kind of gangsters. Yes.

It was, was it Diaz and Massvedo? Yeah. Yeah. Like those are street thugs. You know, it made sense to have a BMFEL. Those were the bad motherfuckers. With the White House card,

I'm okay with it because I think you're going to bring so many new eyes to the sport that I want them to see a spectacle. I want them to get their version of when you and I watched John Jones versus Chale or their version of when you and I watched Connor and those guys in that movie theater that time, like a card that'll make you a fan for life, a card that'll make you more interested in the sport and dig deeper into the various martial arts and the history of the sport and like, you'll even become a fan of Dana White for some reason. Like I have.

I hope that happens to a lot of people. And through that, the sport draws in more talent. And you get that new crop of kids who grow up saying, I want to be a UFC fighter. want to be this fighter, that fighter instead of I want to be a baseball player, football player, stuff like that. I want the sport to keep growing and the skill gap and the skill levels

to always increase. So I think this white cow's card is going to be the biggest card ever. I think it's going to draw international attention from eyes that have never seen a UFC event before. Can you educate me real quick? When do you have an interim belt? Like what

I described. Like when you're champion, yeah, so your champion has a car accident, right? Like outside the ring and he breaks his leg. And now he's going to be out for eight months of healing and then a fight camp is six weeks and there's negotiations and stuff. It's like, this guy is not going to fight for at least 10 months, best case scenario. But we have the number one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten ranked guys in the world just waiting and they can't move up. And you can't just have them keep like fighting each other because in many cases those matchups have been done. It's like the number two guy already

beat the number three guy. And the number three guy had actually beaten four and five. So it really doesn't make sense for four and five to jump over three to two. We need an interim title belt because it feels wrong

to just take this guy's belt away because he was rear-ended by some jackass in Las Vegas. There's a couple challenges though. When there's an interim belt seems to be based on Dana White's whim. So sometimes they'll strip an injured champion

and be like, oh, did you get hurt? Frank Meir, got in a motorcycle accident. They're like, all right, you're no longer champion. fuck off, I bet, you know, whatever. And he came back like years later and re-earned his title. So, I don't know, sometimes, Daniel White, your popularity where the fans matters tremendously. I figure your popularity was big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. And also the popularity of the

would-be interim champions. Like, if there's a guy moving up the ranks who's like the B's knees, like Patty Pimbley. Like, this is a good example of Justin Gachie's a massive fan favorite. Everyone loves Justin Gachie. Like, I'm kind of annoyed that he went and he shot guns with that fucking warlord, but I'm going to let that slide, I guess. And Patty Pimlet has a huge following in the UK and in Europe. He's got this Beatles

haircut, this Liverpool accent. He's very brash. He's notorious for gaining huge amounts of weight when he's not fighting and then dropping it all and coming in looking like Rocky Balboa. I like that. I think he's ever missed weight. I think it might be the wrestling fan in me,

but I feel like there would be a magic to stripping the guy from the championship. Like it's all always like this happens. You always get stripped of the championship if you can't defend within a time period because of physical limitations. Brother, the story of the comeback, like I'm coming back for my fucking belt that I never lost. I feel like that puts butts in seats. And the fans of that guy or girl who was forced to drop the title are going to be so vigorously behind that person wanting them to make the comeback to win. And to me, it's just a story that writes itself. I think, I know, maybe I'm, I'm being over since. You're telling me on the story, I'm not getting the cruelty behind the contracts. Like, you know, the champions make a lot more money than the contenders do. So they get extra money from the sponsors that like, what is it, Venom nowadays? They get pay-per-view points.

Like, they get a different contract when they're defending the belt than when they're going for it. So if you strip a guy because he like observed Ramadan or something and then he has to come back and re-earned the belt, it hurts. yeah but like i also like the story wouldn't you want that sponsorship money that like for go to a guy that's like actively fighting at the moment as opposed to the guy that's like rob it on that's like a very make a really good case but like i get it like it's awful you got into a motorcycle accident car accident you got hurt in in camp but like hey like let's give the big money to somebody that can fight right now let's give the sponsorships to the guy that can fight right now in the story that would be huge that works in w w w

because they fight every week. But in MMA, like Marab de Valleysvili fought four times this year, and I've never seen that shit before. That's insane. He's a champ, four fucking times this year,

this calendar year. Usually, best case scenario, get your guy to fight twice in a year. So I would, the guys who make the most money from, like, from sponsors and from endorsements,

are guys who haven't fought in years. It's guys like Connor McGregor and John Jones, who were doing commercials for, like, all over Europe and Asia. Those guys haven't fought in years. Is that guy the John Jones thing? Oh, good. John Jones, look, I'm the biggest John Jones hater, you'll know. But he did something that was cool.

He's like, and some, like, meet and greet type event. And this guy is a bodybuilder. He's talking shit to John Jones. And a bodybuilder is what people who don't fight think tough guys look like. And this guy looks badass. And John Jones is like laughing it off. Like, is this really happening to me, right? And the bodybuilder's running his mouth.

And like everyone's breaking it up, breaking it up. John Jones is still like not worried. He's casual about it. Like I can't believe this is really happening. And then the guy talks shit about John Jones's brothers. The light switch flips dark. And John Jones is looking at everyone breaking it up saying, stop. stop holding him back

let him come they did it they didn't let him fight but holy fuck john jones say what you will he is the real deal he is the real deal

he is a badass motherfucker and then this bodybuilder was coming at him all he wanted these people to do was to let him come john jose was about to teach this guy a lesson about talking shit about john jones has an

i'm here for it john jones has a quality that not many martial artists that are professionals do he's a mean person he likes hurting people he would love to beat someone up just for the fuck of it

I'm sure he would I feel like he's restraining himself from being an actual evil supervillain daily Do you think he would He would eye poke like a mugger Oh I think he would murder a mugger

I think he would just kill him I think if he were given the ability To like defend himself to the death He would kill the person I think he could kill any two of us within a minute. No, that's not true because I have guns. Have you seen the video of him talking about I-pokes?

He's like, he's laughing about how he trains I-pokes. He's like, it's super illegal, but I do it anyway, and it works. So fuck. Like, dude, I watch all five seasons of Three Stooges. I watched the Shimp documentary. Yeah, I know the defense

you go like this, right in front of your nose. He's a bad person who does bad things. And, like, he hit a pregnant woman with his car. He broke her arm. Do you know what kind of auto accident it takes nowadays to break somebody's arm in a car accident? Like people walk away from that shit all the time.

How harder did he hit that pregnant woman? Right? So the pregnant woman broke her arm and John Jones fled the seed. He's like, fuck off. And then he came back. He got his drugs from the car and fled again. Yeah, Woody, that's called King's shit.

It's called King's shit. I like John Jones a lot, man. I like... But he's bad. I don't like the eye... I like the eyepokes. Homelander's my favorite character. In The Boys, Homelander's my favorite character.

Because when Homelanders on screen, I'm worried for anyone else who's on the screen. Because I have seen him at a moment's notice with zero provocation, like, ruin people's lives. Like, kill people for very little reason, just to hurt someone else's feelings. He deafened that one guy for the fuck of it. there's a there's a daredevil style superhero that they're auditioning for the new member of the like Justice League

and and Homelanders watching this guy training he's doing he's running through this course backflips ninja shit throwing stars he's got a staff and he's blind and he's like he's using echo like daredevil exactly yeah homelanders like oh that's really impressive

but I got to what happens if and he just hit double hits him on the side of the head and his eardrums explode. His eardrums explode and the guy's just on the ground screaming and he looks at his assistant. He's like fucking handicapped superheroes. I don't need that woke shit up in here. It sounds like he was too mean, but he was right. He was 100% right. What I liked about that scene is a like the pencil pusher. That's just like, yeah, he pulls really well because he's super abled. He, he's, he's, he's, he's

His numbers are wonderful. He pulls well because he's super able. Yeah. In this universe. In the universe. Like superhero popularity is a really big deal. The way they make money is these superheroes are also making movies. Yeah.

Endorsements and shit. Endorsements. They sell toys. So like he's pulling well or polling well. I forget what the word was mattered to the company. But Homeland or wasn't having it. It was a great scene. It was evil.

and I loved it too. He's so evil. He made that one guy getting in an oven last season. I have a homelander thing. Yeah. Have you noticed he's never heard anyone who wasn't scared of him?

Edgar Wright was not afraid of him and he did not hurt that guy. There's a couple. The person that was like evil to him in his childhood wasn't scared of him at all. Let him go. There was another one who was like involved in his creation or birth or something.

Didn't seem the least bit scared. He did a laser that bitch. And Edgar at any moment. He was sucking. she was scared she got scared yeah he was breastfeeding off this woman and then she started like turning and getting frightened of him and he killed her there's something to not being scared of homelander that might play a role next season we'll see well i saw a youtube video about it they're bringing back in the comic that was a thing in the there was that one there was that one guy uh it's it's um it's edgar wright character um the the um the the brown skin man from breaking bad yes Yeah, Gus. He's white in the comics, and he has that reaction. He's just like, and Homelander is like looking at his heart rate, trying to scare him.

And he's like, he can't. And it's really frustrating for him that this guy is like not afraid of him. And he's just blasé about it. Kill me if you want. Just get it over with. You're boring me. God, you're pathetic. You guys turned me off that show when you were like, oh, some little guy flies in another guy's penis and then explodes.

There is a lot of penis across Gen Z and also I refuse to support any, any of these shows that are anti-breast and pro penis exposure. I won't watch a second of any of them. I will not do that. You guys are facilitating the change from tits to dicks. You guys are doing that by watching this. I'm watching shameless right now, a show that started in 2011. And it's, like, oh, what a great time machine. It is titties every like 10 minutes on that show. Not a single The thing is too is also with the current iteration of nudity. It is weaners

but they're all soft. It's all floppy weeners. There is not a single hard cock that I can really pinpoint on television. But yeah, they've completely gotten rid of the boobs on TV. So watching I don't care if it's I don't care if it's hard or soft.

There's no excuse for showing penis on the screen and then having a weird if you're going to show Dick if you're going to show Dick don't have a weird moral opposition to showing tits but okay

more often than not you know you're showing you're showing dick usually it's like a post coitus or right before it it's something to do with sex so why isn't there at the very least like a quarter chub a half chub who likes looking at flaccid penises

that's all they are Nobody likes looking at flies and penis. But that's all we get, man. That's all we get. This is what Joe Biden has done. Slickr pgay.com or something. You know what's funny is if you told Joe, if you like found Joe Biden today and you were like,

do you know they're like making a bunch of regulations and like the net, the streaming services are showing like five penises for every set of tits? Joe Biden would have an incredibly basic. response because he's an 80-year-old man who's saying, he'd be like, I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't know. There were flashes. That means nothing to me.

I remember one time this black kid touched my leg hairs and they stood up and then I walked out of there from the pool and then and then I saw a girl with big old tetties and they said to me at the time that girls are big old titties. That's not American. I said, fuck you. That's American. And I like, I liked it. And, you know, to go back to your

question about Iran. is I don't think they should be bullying our Jewish brothers and sisters like that. Like that's what he would do. Emily Rosson? He would stand up for us. That's the shameless chick, right? She's perfectly beautiful to me.

I need to let me check. I don't know her by name. My version of a bullseye. Emily Robertson. Rossum or something SSUM maybe. I'm not positive. Okay. Emmy Rossum is her name.

Okay. I think she's very pretty. She is very pretty. Yeah, I'm just looking at her. Google pick. Yeah, she's pretty. She's very pretty. Everyone has their own version of like bull's eye. She's really good.

How about that? I mean, tit wise, everybody's been coming up Sydney, Sweeney for a while. Yeah, boob enjoyers, they're weirdest. No, boob enjoyers are, some people say they're the best people. Some people say that it's the best thing of all time. Giant, heavy. Giant, heavy. tits. Picture how heavy those

well. Picture how they would depress and hang over your fingers. Shout up to Kazahiro in Japan who, uh, me too. He really likes them. Me too. That's cool. He knows what's up. But yeah, there's nothing wrong with big, giant old titties. And Woody, that's

probably where you and I differ most, even more than politics. It's far more than politics actually. It's that Woody likes little petite titties and I want some I need some hangers, dude. some, I like some big old titties. It's fun.

Like when that weirdo was talking in the, in the Discord hangout the other day, I hooked everybody up with some prime, some prime, uh, uh, euphoria clips of, uh, of Sydney Sweeney just, just tits out, just tits out. They're just so nice. Oh, I haven't even seen. You know who I like the, oh, if we're talking about like big old hangers, it's, uh, Bianca Sensori, Kanye's X. Ooh. I don't think they got to be, they're not back together.

Those are bolted on enough. I don't even know if they're real. No, they're real. No. Yes. Yes. Those are gigantic real tit. Hang on. I don't even start. I got you. No, I'm looking, but I trust you and your expertise. No, I'm getting you like. You're telling me these hangers are natural. Oh yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my lard. I'm trying to find her subreddit. She used to have her own. Ah, from this angle, her tits like a note look like an obese guy's elbow from the side. I don't like that. Oh, this is good. Yeah.

yeah big fan of her she's like like giant titty captain of them all because like i mean when she went she when she was at the grammies or the ospers or whatever when she just was just nude she just stripped down completely just completely naked in front of everyone like those things don't sag very much at all they're like they got some anti-gravity technology in them titties well that's what made me think they were probably bolt-ons not that there's anything wrong with with well-done bolt-ons you can cow said hold on hold on hold on I got it. I don't see anything. He said, hold on, hold on. And I didn't see anything. I went and I even clicked his most recent link. And it's going to be just a fucking horseshit John Jones.

Right. He acts like he's got his copy pay skills on point now. I see nothing. I'm trying to find you the best compilation. Like I've got plenty of individuals. Kyle, take your time. It's okay. Link me up. Link me up. Let me see. I mean, I really want to see. This is a pretty good link here. This is mostly the Grammy stuff. Well, I've never seen the Grammys. And so I'm sure this is new to me. Oh, no. When she standing in the fishnets? Yes. That's crazy.

Yeah, just outrageous. She's just naked. I can't remember how much money he paid her for that. It's like 100K, 200K, something like that. He paid her at one or 200K to wear that dress. Yeah. If you call it that. Yeah.

That's not a dress. There's nothing. I thought she was naked initially when you link that. She is naked. I can be one of her like pussy lips. So if you go here and you go by like top all time on her. her Reddit. Her Reddit is Bianca Sensori Hub, B-I-A-N-C-E-N-S-O-R-I, for those listening, Hub over on Reddit, and you go top all-time. You'll just see just outrageous outfits all the

fucking time. Just her titties are every fucking wear. These are natural titties? You're telling me? You're telling me that? You're telling me that with a straight face? Yes. How are they so perky? Is it the dress holding them up? I wondered about that. That was my thing. I think it's the dress. It's holding them up a little bit. I think you're right. Well, I mean, did you go to the Reddit? I'm looking at, oh, wait, hold on.

I didn't go to a Reddit. I just looked at it. Yeah, yeah. Click my most recent link, the Bianca Sensori Hub. And here, like, like, they definitely sag some. Like, look at this photo in particular. This is pretty recent stuff. Yeah, I did by all time.

That's insane. The one I link there, that's a fairly recent. I'll go on the top all time. And you can, like, really get an idea of, like, I agree they look real and I think the the dress that looks like she's naked is doing some level of support

I think it's doing work I think it's doing a little more that it's getting credit I think this is what you want to see specifically Taylor no support just raw boob yeah let me take a

take a little peekaroo so it does look different without that artificial fucking weird weave Woody and I were talking about you can see one of those giant fucking your nipples are like sticking straight through

she's wearing a fish net top yeah big big fan of her big fan huge fan she's a fat titty queen of the week maybe I've heard that she's so smart and has so many fun things to talk about I bet she has not heard that

about her I have no idea what her voice sounds like or what she does outside of showing her titties this bitch rules yeah I'm a fan yeah Hate a woman with hobbies. Big shout out to be honest and sorry, friend of the show.

Yeah, well, that's great. Good for her. I hope Condier was getting his, you know, getting the wick dipped because I don't think they're together anymore, right? I think they got back together. Did you see the Diddy documentary on Netflix? I did not. Harley was that one, right? Yeah, yeah.

Harley was talking about it last week, and I watched all four episodes of it. 50 cent is just getting his revenge and he's taken laps around the building dragging the trophy behind him like George did 50 cent is cool I've always thought he was cool oh he's the best

like like first of all he executive produces this thing he is he's paid to have this thing made and it's very popular he paid to have the fuck ditty documentary made yes it's his idea of his project he's like heavily involved with it

at the end of every episode it's like executive producer Curtis 50 cent I can't remember his last name Jackson yeah no you got it you got it so we but every episode they begin episode one you begin with diddy's childhood you learn about his father and his mother and how awful they were you learn about his first forays into the music business how he was never talented even as a child how his mother was dressing him up like like characters and stuff like like fucking with his head how he like organized this celebrity basketball game when he was like 20 and people died. And then later on, he shifted his money around so that the victims couldn't be paid out. That's like episode one. Wait, how did people

die in a celebrity basketball? They got crushed in a rush. There were so, thousands of people showed up to like a high school basketball stadium for like a hip-hop basketball game. And there were some doors that only swung one way. And in the crush, lots of people got killed. And so they sued. So later on, he puts bad boy records in his 75% in his mom's name, 25% in his boy's name. His boy is in there. He's like, yeah, he stole the company from me. He made me sign it over to me. He said it was just so he could negotiate this other deal.

He'd give it right back. He never did. I turned down his sexual advances, let's just say, and I was fired the next month. Everybody has a story about Diddy trying to like gay. Trying to fuck him because he was gay. He was fucking. He's fine. He's definitely by because he's fucking everybody.

Like I watched. There was the 50 cent telling of like when Diddy made a pass to him. and 50 cents like yeah he just like yeah as that beside me he's like maybe i could take you go take you shopping's like the fuck who takes a grown man shopping first i first of he's also raised but regarding 50 cent like the carrying the corpse of ditty around and celebrating that man 50 cent is a professional petty human being and it's amazing i don't know if you guys know this he like publicly shames people on instagram that owe him money it could be as little as 50 dollars and he'll like show text of this of like people refusing to pay him back or saying I'll pay you back soon

50 it's okay and he'll just blast them on Instagram but he shared a a text of this guy who's like oh man I'll have the money for you soon fofty obviously tried to write 50 so then 50 cent prints out a shirt soon fofty just to continuously shame this guy that owes him like a thousand bucks. Dude, if that's what 50 cent is doing, that guy is a king on a level I haven't even considered. I love 50 cent if he's doing that shit. They get to this guy who produced one of Diddy's albums. Like, it was a big deal.

It was this first album in a while. And the guy basically breaks it down. And like, these are like black, tough rapper men. So they kind of dance around when they get to the part where Diddy raped them. Like, they don't want to say it. But he was like, you know I wake up and I'd be sore you know I'd be sore

and I realize Diddy been drugging me for a long time That my ass done been plundered Diddy has been drugging him and plundering His fucking ass for a long time And the worst part was Diddy was his own little bit of a jack sparrow He's like you know what I got paid

It was like $30,000 or something Like it was like a tent Not enough of the money he was owed Or maybe a hundredth It was some crate He's like never did pay me that he gave me that little up front money and then he plunded my ass some more and then you go to the next guy and he's like yeah he plunded my ass too and then he's got the fucking jigolo that they were

hiring to fuck cassie this like big dude who's who's like assy was a big dude no cassie is the most beautiful woman maybe i've ever seen like cassie is like a perfect woman she starts she gets in with ditty when when she's 20 he does one record he signs her to a 10 record deal at 20 they made one record. He was always stringing her along for the next record. And so he would have her hired this big bandingo motherfucker to like fuck her for like two days straight

taking MDMA and ecstasy and stuff just pounding drugs. And yeah, that's- He wasn't even the one having sex with her? He's watching directing and filming. Oh, no, he would also join in. Like it depends on what this well the gigolo's like the male

prostitutes explaining like this like step by step. He's like, he used his wealth to get a different guy pussy and watched it why would he not just fucker I guessing it's a power thing yeah definitely so so

he's like ridiculous just just get get the pussy and then go home and like play video games or something eat snacks but it was it's it's I had watched the trial so I knew a lot of this already but but the the the male prostitutes like and she puts some you know some bait she said put the baby oil along

And so, you know, I put on... And so I grab one of the 20,000 bottles on the side of the room. So I put on, like, the normal amount of baby oil that a person puts on it. She's like, no, no. He wants you glistening. Like, they would constantly reapply so that, like, they are, like,

glowing under the lights and stuff. Like, he would have... I would hate that. I would be worried about how much my belly was glistening. He was like, well, these people are both, like, perfectly fit human beings and he's like and one time a Tupac song came on the radio he's like change that shit and like and then they get into that oh he had Tupac murdered that was him thought I thought Biggie had him murdered he had Biggie murdered too you got to watch this documentary they break down where the payment came from where the payment

went how the guy only got paid half the money did he killed one of the people he paid He and Tupac? Yeah. So when Biggie died, he was like, oh, Biggie's my boy. He's going to have the biggest funeral that New York's ever seen. Yeah, literally. And they got, and they did. And they show the funeral.

And it's insane. The streets are like, not just the sidewalks are full of people. The car can barely make its way through the tumult of like raging fans. It looks like when Princess Diana died or something like that. Like they are melting down all through the streets. And the guy's like, and he did have the biggest funeral that New York had ever seen. What people didn't know was that he charged it back to Biggie. He made Biggie pay for his own funeral.

Yeah, he charged that to him because he was producing him. And then he wanted me to backdate his contracts once he was dead to make it look like he'd signed on some other shit. So he had the front page of the contract that was signed, the back page of the contract signed. So we go in the middle. And he wanted to pull out what it said to do about the royalties here, there, and the other. and then change all that and plug it into the sign parts now that he was dead. Like it's one thing after another. He's the worst.

And then the best part is they have, Diddy was hiring a cameraman to follow him around New York in the week prior to his arrest. Like for that, what he thinks that he's going to come out of this well. So he's got a cameraman with him in his hotel room. He's on the phone with his lawyers. He's like, I need the best spend doctors, the best propagandists. I need you to make this shit pop. It needs to sound the way. way we wanted this say and you need to dig up all them interviews she done back in the day where she

said that she loved me and we had a good time and I treated her right we need all that shit on lock and then and so he's like recording all this and guess who has the footage now 50 bought that footage from those cameramen and how he wants and he put it in his documentary and now it looks awful because like you can see you can see him doing drugs his sons are there being all weird Fiddy rules. What I've worked from all this is that... Didn't Fiddy declare bankruptcy so he didn't have to pay the people who... That does not make him nearly as bad as...

That's what Diddy did, right? Like, he just... No, because he also like... People are saying that Diddy, it's alleged that Diddy was abusing people like Justin Bieber. Let me get the facts. 50 also did get shot nine times, Taylor, which also makes them pretty cool. That's true. And that's why he's sick.

And so always, he will forever and always be my, I don't listen to even to his music, but 50 cents. Fascinating. He's so cool. Hearing P. Did he use all of his power to commit all of these murders. It sounds to me like this is the heated driveway of murders. He didn't earn those. Those are completely just using his power. And he does not get the credit.

Those are complete stolen valor murders. Yeah. He doesn't get to hang out with the murderers and brag about the murders. Yeah. No, he doesn't get to brag about being hardcore. He had other people. 50 cents. lost a court case for $7 million because he bought someone's private sex tape.

I don't know this person, Lestonia Leviston. And she had a private sex tape that she made with her boyfriend. And he bought it and posted it online without her permission. And that's why he owed $7 million. Wait, if you, what, he purchased it. Yeah, I don't know who sold it. That implies a transaction between him and, the sex people

maybe he bought it from the boyfriend and he posted online so it's kind of like revenge point type stuff and he lost in court for 7 million and he cleared bankruptcy to get out of paying oh oh was that before

this is he did his baby mama I think is that put in his baby mama trying to malign the good name of his baby mama so this is again this is some petty shit he was doing this is Rick Ross's baby mama that's what this is is. Maybe I'm having

blind black face or something and they all look the same to me. But I think she was also in the Diddy Dock. I could be wrong though. But there was a woman that looked strikingly similar to her. Well, pull the picture of her and then a picture of every black person.

And we'll... I'll go through them all. Yeah, well that, you know, he didn't kill anybody. It sounds like I don't care. Did he kill people? And he's a sex criminal. his entire life. He seems like an evil person, 50 cent, made fun

of Floyd Mayweather with Harry Potter books. I'm okay with all this. He did. Taylor, you're aware of this, right? I did, like, that was what initially ingratiated me to 50 cent was that he was like, yeah, you're talking a lot of shit, Floyd. Read

six pages on camera of fucking Harry Potter and then all this will go away. And Floyd was like, man, someone tell me what the fuck I got to do. Someone tell me what's going on, like, because he had no idea because he's illiterate. He is illiterate. And at this point, he probably couldn't learn to read because his brain is so.

No, he didn't get hit that much. Or no, actually, he's a guy that doesn't get hit, right? Yeah, he doesn't get hit at all. He's been hit like three times. So he's bad at reading because he's like a genuine, like a low IQ retarded person. I mean, a lot of people in the United States can't read. We've found that out before. I saw one the other day where the guy had his nephews who were like, I don't know,

they looked 16 or 18. He would say a word and they try to spell it on the board. Oh, I've seen that. And then he's ripping on him. He's like, that's how you think philosophy is spelled? Yeah, it's, it's, it's really, it's humiliated. P-H-Y, like, yeah. Okay, you get some of that in like family feud, like, what's something that starts with pork?

You know, you'd say pork chop, pork loins or whatever. And then there's a family that's like pork, Q-Pine. Yeah. That's pretty good, right? I was suspicious that Floyd Mayweather was really illiterate. Yeah, pretty much. I don't know where I got it, that he wasn't. He just didn't want to take the challenge or look like, you know,

take the bait and actually read Harry Potter at his prompting or whatever. But there's apparently a lot of footage out there, him failing to read a teleprompter and it's just a struggle. And then he said he prioritized boxing over education. So, yeah. It worked out just fine. Clear. I pay this got a read for me

Do it point Dexter And he just picks up the newspaper And starts going line by line Yeah that's right You hear that you see that shit Look at those are the power moves You should do when you are that rich Not all of these awful things that P. Diddy does

Just hire people to do nonsensical things for you That is a wonderful power play That would be said And you can You can tell that most people aren't evil In the way a lot of these elites are because you'll be like what did what would you do with 20 billion dollars and you ask a normal person and they'll be like oh i'm going to set up my entire family and get all them going and then i'm going to buy my favorite sports team and i'm going to do this and that like i'm i'm going to make it fun like you have to be a real sinister motherfucker to be like oh with the 20 billion in profit i'll use it to reinvest into central europe in order to destabilize those existing governments and in hope create a larger less balkanized nation or whatever the fuck they're doing like we just don't have the evil gene

the four of us like we wouldn't know what to do with a hundred billion dollars we would just have give me a hundred million fuck around and find out i mean i i would you give me a hundred million i would find an area that depended heavily on a vulnerable source of water and i would try to consolidate the entire watershed and then sell their own water back to them that's the play. You're going to sell water back to Kenyans with zero dollars. Kenyans? No. Anti-Mr. Beast or something. You're going to sell water back to Mormons? I made 100. You can't blind today. Being the anti-Mr. Beast is actually a very funny thing that someone should

take up where you're like, I put seven people in an artificially made prison and the last one out has to stay. And it's like, okay. This is pretty fucking funny. That's a little dark. No, that seems to be the rich guy evil move is like you end up owning all the water in a region and have the state buy their own water back from you for their people. Oh yeah. That's why charity is such a rich people use charity to fuck with developing countries. Like they use it to undermine and fuck with them. Some countries trying to create their own water support. their own piping and whatnot, their own plumbing. Some fucking Westerner comes in and it's like, oh, I'm going to actually pay a bunch of

contractors that are from my country or an allied country to do this instead of you. And all you have to do is get out of the way, you fucking retard. And they're like, oh, okay, I guess I can. And then they just take advantage of them the way. Like that has basically been the China strategy for the past decade or two is show up, say you will build roads, you will build infrastructure, as long as they are beholden. to you. I definitely buy a town too. I want my own town. I watched that documentary called, I think the king or renfair. It was the renfair one. And the guy who owned that huge renfair

in Texas. Like I was sick. He owned his own town. He had had such a massive piece of property. He had it incorporated or whatever you call it. And he was like the mayor. And like he, and that gave him a lot of powers that a normal landowner just wouldn't have. He could pass like ordinances and such. and I think he could tax himself he had a lot of power I'd want that I think you want to buy some and I see those like those areas of Detroit

where it's like it's whole factory is a dollar like it's the Simpsons episode and I wonder if you could just buy one of those awful rundown Detroit towns and just you know with your with your money yeah but what would you do what would you do out of there

hmm hmm like what would you create out of that I think if I was trying to be good then I would do my best to get some sort of manufacturing there to have a base to like for everyone to work in

like one big business that the whole community could thrive upon like a like an auto manufacturing or something like that and then just build nice houses and design my own city like it's like SimCity like I could do my own little mini-intreversion of SimCity like give them nice public transportation and rail

monorail for sure Monorail I'd hire Conan O'Brien to sing the monorail song for me and it would play when you were in there Monorail. I mean we would Instead of Sim City

We would be more like the Sims You know put them in rooms with no doors Let them. Oh they have to do whatever I say I can watch them Yeah there be cameras in every house I get to watch This is just bigger fish tank

It's much lower rent Like the rent's half the price But the catch is I get to watch I mean the thing about Monorails like that Kyle is you have to be like I mean Montereals are important

it put Ogdenville Brockway and North Haverbrook on the map I've heard that I've heard that you've heard that you definitely Googled those names I only remembered Ogdenville

and I had to look up the other two because our monorail put Ogdenville on the map Are you too good for it? This is more of a Shelbyville idea. No, no, no, we're better than Shelbyville. The whole audience is not getting it. Monterails are cool.

Why aren't the train so much better? I guess they don't ride on tires can carry more weight, probably lower friction. I would want a suspended one. Do monorails ride on tires? Yeah. I thought a monorail was a train. Isn't it suspended? I thought it was like a suspended.

tires and it's sort of you shape sitting on top of the monorail right and there's tires on the side and on the top am I crazy right yeah yeah I had to Google a picture of a fucking monorail okay I've spent like 80 days in Disney World my monorail experience is from the Simpsons alone so their depiction may have been off look at this modern monorail it does look cool I put a monorail in my in my city of of Kyle's Detroit or whatever we're going to call it new they write a lot I would do I would still from Robocop. I call it New Detroit. I'm trying to remember what are Marge's like pushbacks on the monorail? Oh, I don't know. She's like, won't it cause property damage?

And he's like, don't worry about that, Mrs. Lambage. Like that level of like rhyme and joke. It was very funny. But yeah, Old Simpsons is hysterical. I was so like, Kyle, you tell me all the media you're watching all the time and your horizons of media are so much wider than mine that when you were like, oh, I've been rewatching like seasons one through eight of the Simpsons. I was like, yes. Yes. Like he's going to now suddenly I have more references to make because they're going to be fresh in his mind. Oh yeah. Yeah. And wasn't it hilarious? Like when you watched it was your like there were bits where you were laughing hard. and enjoying the world that used to be a little bit

because that's kind of what Old Simpsons is. I don't get that nostalgic thing necessarily where I remember where I was the first time I saw this. I get that more with Seinfeld. I remember the night I watched the... I was in the pool episode. I remember that night in my house. I remember leaving my room during the commercial break

and going to the living room where Seinfeld was also playing and looking at my dad and be like, this is great right he's like oh oh it's a good one like we're in different rooms watching the same fucking show where everybody's watching Seinfelds the house um i remember that but more more so i just i'm blown away by how strong the writing is like it's joke joke joke joke joke reference double on tondra within a joke like like just it's so well written it's not like family guys very lazily written like like they're funny bits i laugh at family guy and i like family guy but it's like it's not tight between a master work and a fucking hobby lobby fucking comedy it's it's so well

written uh when conan o'brien was on the show writing um when all those like like famous writers were on there it's really really well done and it's heartfelt uh often you know you it's it's a little slice of americana you've got this hardworking family man who's a little slower than he should be and he's just working so hard to you know it through his ignorant stupidity and grievely Greed and sloth. He loves his family more than anything. And it always boils back down to that, being the provider and the protector. And those roles are shared throughout the family as goofy as Bartleby in the episode where

he gets caught stealing and his mother's disappointed in him. He goes and spends his hard-earned money to get his picture taken. And that's his gift to her for Christmas. And she's just crying because he's giving her like, she's like, this is the best gift you ever could have given me. Like you've proven that you were an honest little. not only have you been honest and used your own money to buy this gift for me it's a picture of you the thing i love the most and it's like that's baked into every episode right underneath

the well-written column yeah they're great it was you guys watched any like really modern simpsons i asked because uh it's horrible i well i made a podcast uh clip and i talked about how bad modern simpsons is and how much better old simpsons is and the comment section was adamant that like modern modern day Simpsons is not that bad. Oh my God. I don't know. What was the last Simpsons that you like watch regularly?

I think they're talking like 2025, 24. I don't know. I can't comment on it. Crazy. The last good season of the Simpsons was season. I mean, you can make stretch arguments, but the last solidly good season of the Simpsons

was probably nine. I would agree. Or no, or maybe 10, maybe 10. let's say 10 that was 1999 that was the last truly solid start to finish Simpsons season

I would agree I wouldn't have thought that there's many people were going to go to bat for really modern day Simpsons that it's making a comeback I didn't know I haven't seen I haven't made an attempt to watch news I've seen clips I've seen clips of the modern Simpsons and they're

they're too involved in current happenings which is a big problem where it'll be like was their neighbor for a while. There's something about modern current events baked into my, I don't want to see it. Like our current world is so annoying and

awful and like ignorant and bad that I don't want to see it in my fantasy escape away universes. Like I came here to get away from that. Don't bring that here to my happy place. So I'm watching smiling friends and it's just that's a good show. That's a good show, dude.

That's funny. All right. No Trump's not a character on fucking smiling friends. I get to see Mr. Boss, probably be the son of my show is so ridiculous. Oh, I love, smiling friends. Like, Kyle, you love smiling friends? I like the allegory in the boys. Do you love smiling friends? I've only ever seen clips of smiling friends and I can tell you every time one comes up.

I watch it from beginning to end and somehow I'm howling laughing. Like, what the fuck did I just watch? It's a funny show. They do a good job. Those guys are YouTubers. Those guys are YouTubers and they often have. There's tons of YouTube cameos in the show, like the, red letter media guys have all been in the show episode one the guy with a gun to his head

that's um mike a lotka or whatever i was just thinking about killing myself all right but if i don't smile i'm gonna fucking kill me the one clip that killed me because i'm like oh man that the one put that killed me that's like okay yay there's a clip that like just made me die laughing i'm like man that's so fucking relatable i don't know the character names but it's like the yellow guy that's a little bit bigger he sees like a picture of him self or something. He's just like, Jesus Christ, is that what I fucking look like? I need to start going to the gym. Like, this is really

unappealing. He's the guy that like he always has like a stuffed of voice. He always has like a stuffed of voice. That's what the voice actor sounds like. That's, that guy's just voice voice. That's interesting. So he always sounds like he's stuffed up.

Yeah, I've seen him a podcast and stuff and just on YouTube shooting the shit. That's what that man sounds like. He's just like the guy who does Archer's voice and Bob Berger voice, like that guy, he's just giving you what he's got and it works, which is the best gig imaginable. It's the same gig that Mila Cunis has had on Family Guy for the last 25 years. Or Lisa, look at Lisa on the Simpsons for 35 years. Her voice is just her voice. Nancy Cartwright or something. Nancy Cartwright, you're right. Yeah. Those voice actors who are like a jack-of-all-trades, though, who can instantly bring you up

while now it's not as PC you can't be the guy who just does the entire United Nations you have to hire the Indian guy you have to hire a Chinese guy or people get upset for some reason You can just enjoy it You're the self

Really? I heard her talking about her family guy gig And one she's super appreciative Which I like She's like I've had steady work for 20 years Is it? I forget what it was Yeah over time

And she's like at first I just use my regular voice And now I try to sound like I used sound. I'm an older woman and trying to sound like a kid. And she's great in that show. The funniest little retrospective family guy ever did is when they had like a season eight episode that part of the plot was that Stewie went back in time to episode one. And then they had the old Meg voice in there. And it was like, oh, Stewie, you're just crazy. And then it was Brian being like, that doesn't seem familiar to me. And Suey's like, yeah, it seems like someone's about to miss out an enormous life-changing opportunity. And then just moved on from it. It was like,

that's very funny. Like making a little referential back in time joke. They got the OG OG to come back for that scene. If you look at that woman's IMDB, it's Meg Griffin season one and Meg Griffin season 17 for that episode. I had no idea. I had no idea. Oh, they didn't bring her back. There's no way. You don't think they just creditor? Because I looked it up and the IMDB is there. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's her voice, but they had the old recording because they're using the season one animation even, like they all look a little grainy and stuff. I've been watching the chair company. That's the Tim Robinson, new limited series. I love that trailer you sent. That guy is so funny. So Tim Robinson, he's got a cut. He does the Detroiter show.

There's two seasons of that. he does I think you should leave. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Yeah, that's a sketch show. I think there's three seasons of that. That's all sketch comedy. And then he did that movie with Kate Mara and a few other actors where he's just his weird self. This is the same brand of humor. He's that same guy plugged into this weird scenario. It's called the chair company for a reason. He's working and it reminds me a little bit of office space, his work environment. It's very frustrating. And it's very frustrating. And annoying. HR is infuriating. His boss is infuriating. He always, he can never get out in the next sentence. He's always being misunderstood and demeaned. Like, he always looks like he's horsing around when he's really just got caught at an inopportune moment. But it's, it's episode one, he has to give the big presentation. They're building a mall. They're building a mall. He gets in an argument with his waitress. And he's like, you've been in a mall before. He's like, I don't think I've ever been in a mall my entire life.

I'm 17, and he's like, you've been in a mall. No, I would know if I'd been. You wouldn't if I built it. I'd just never been in one. He's like, well, this is kind of a mall. She's like, this is a restaurant. He walks away and his wife is like, you know, this really isn't a mall. It's a, I know, I know.

She was holding me. And so, like, he's doing the big presentation, so much pressure. And he's standing in front of like a, crowd of people his boss is behind him his like subordinates are all behind him as well and he's nailing it he's like and that's why we're bringing this the best mall that indiana's ever seen to the tri-state area we are going to expand we're going to innovate we're going to dominate we're going to give the people what they want because we've got it and no one else does and everyone's like fuck yeah he nails it and he's just like and then music's playing like triumphantly and he goes to

sit down because he's done and his chair collapses. Like, it falls apart, and he falls very awkwardly in front of everyone. And he, like, falls under this, like, 50-year-old ugly woman's dress, and he sees her, like, Harry Cooch for a second. And, like, that becomes a whole HR thing where they're like, did you tamper with the chair so that you could fall and see under Deborah's skirt? And he's like, no!

And so he starts trying to track down, where are these chairs made? I'm going to complain. I'm going to complain. and he sees the name of the chair and he calls and they're like he's like yeah we distribute the chairs he's like no i need to talk to the manufacturer i need you to put me on with mecca is it and they're like we can't do that under any circumstances he's like it's fucking weird and he just starts digging deeper and deeper and deeper and it's become like a spy thriller at this point he has

dug so deep into this chair company that he has these crazy theories about international drug smuggling in like the parts of the chairs he's stealing the chairs and ripping them apart and looking for things hidden in them like like he's hired he has hired like investigators and like like it seems like a lot of the actors are real funny and like a well-structured movie it's a limited series you've got like i don't know how many episodes i'm three episodes in four episodes in oh this is okay this is yeah the chair company yeah it's it's the limited series it's so cringy me my girlfriend can only stand two episodes a night. Like, she's like, all right, it's, I can't take any more.

I love it. Can't take another moment. Is it like multiple viewings of Scott's Tots level of cringe? Yeah. Yeah. I think, I sometimes skip Scott's Tots because I can't do it. But then I was going to say, then I regret it after watching the following ups.

No, I have. It is, it is like, hey, Mr. Scott, what's you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? I'm true. Break into like a break dance and a rap. I got you all.

Well, you know what you need. Battery. You know what you need in college? It's a laptop. And what do laptops need? Battery. Pretending it like as if there's a universal laptop battery. You know,

do you want to take a battery? Because not everyone took one. Dude, that was a very funny episode. It's that cring. But it's cringe. It's tough. because it's like he's getting every step of the way it's it's so cringy his relationship with his wife is so weird and like you start getting these like hints at his backstory and how pathetic it is he had already tried to basically him and his wife at some point this is a mild spoiler for like a couple episodes in but their motivating factors are that a few years back they both got the bug in them to get out of the corporate world and chase their dreams and her dream is

is like luxury breast pumps, like high-end breast pumps for lactating women. And it has blown up. Like she's gotten a big investor. Like she's so personable that when she like rubs elbows with these wealthy ladies who were looking for like feminine investments, they love her. They're pumping money into her thing. It's working. Like her business is exploding.

She's done it. His is these Jeep tours in the woods. And they show like a flashback of him. like on a jeep tour with the guy he's like and then the guy's bored sitting in the passenger seat and he's pointing around the guy's just bored he's like so i started going faster thought maybe a little excitement and still did he still just look bored so i thought i go really fast so i start going really fast and then i lost control and it's just like like he's just a complete failure and there's one part where he's like i'm never going back

to in a take i'll kill myself before i go back and then it shows him modern day and he's in his office back at in a tech just so upset it's it's very cringy it could easily become sad or it could easily become him snapping and murdering people and that's his sort of his comedy style is you don't know if he's going to be so pathetic he's going to kill people or kill himself but it's going to be one of the other it's often the so pathetic one the the one that you and i were laughing at a couple months ago sharing the video on our chat where it's the burger scene where it's like the black college professor is like, I'm just so happy to be back with all of my former students.

And it's like four students sitting there and they're like, we're just happy to talk to you, professor. And then one of, you know, the main character, Dylan orders a burger. And then the black guy is like, man, Dylan, that burger looks good. Man, Dylan, do you mind if I get a bite of your burger? And then he takes Dylan's burger off of his plate and eats it.

And he's like, well, now the problem is, is that I'm worried that the rest of you are going to go around telling people that I house Dylan's burger. And they're like, no one's going to say that you housed Dylan's burger, Duvass. We love you. Let me get a video you say that you're going to kill the president. No one will ever see it unless I hear the story about Professor Martin houses Dylan's burger at the chief. cake factory. He's like, I'm not going to say I want to kill the president. Could you do that again?

It's so awkward. It's very funny. What about the one with the mud pies? Like, there's one where you have, it's the actor. That one didn't get me as much. Dude, it's a little too long. It was still funny. Oh, I've seen that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Glenn from Walking Dead, aka Invincible's voice. And there was shit on the mud pie and then he touched this in the night and why ate his mud pie. I'm not feeling well. What's wrong? I think our host, he got, what did he went and laid a mud pie. I think he laid a mud pie and then he didn't wipe well enough and then he got to

get a toilet paper and I got the mud pie and now I'm sick. And it's so weird. And then everyone at the end leaves to go back to his house and he's like, see ya, like smug. Everyone leaves the Asian guy's house to go to his house to party. I love those. I adore these skits. The only thing is, like, okay, like this would never happen to anybody in real life. Nobody's like this.

But I think I've had like one close, like Tim Robinson like situation in life at a nightclub. This was literally only like three months ago in Fort Lauderdale where I'm with my buddy. We are drunk. And then he pulls out in the middle of a gross dance floor, which is already weird. He pulls out a worm in a nightclub. I'm like, all right. Interesting move. The people are loving the worm.

I'm like, all right. I guess it worked for him. And I'm on the outside. watching him. And then he's interacting with some other guy. I don't know. I'm like, I guess he just got made a new friend. And then he does a second worm. And I'm like, oh, one worm was already questionable. A second worm in the dance floor. And no one's as excited for the second worm. Everybody's like kind of questioning. Like, why would you pull out a second worm in the middle of this dance floor? And I confronted him about it the next morning. I was like, bro, why two worms? And then he told me his end of how I went down. He did a worm on his own. He's like, I think I feel the moment to do a worm. I'm going to do the word. And then he claims a big autistic man was just so in love with the worm that just kept harassing him for the next five minutes.

Do another word. Please do another word. He's like, no, man, I'm not going to do another worm. Yeah, I can't pull out the worm again. Like you use it once for the night. That's it. Do it. Please do another worm.

I'll get you a drink. I'll get you a drink. I'll get you a drink. Please do a worm. It's like, all right, fine. if you get me a beer I'll do the worm expecting that this guy's not going to get him a beer he comes back

he's like here's your beer he's like all right he opens the beer he says the guy then goes to his ear and whispers now do the fucking worm my buddy's now doing the saddest coerced he's like looking up at this guy

staring down at I'm like yeah the guy goes I like that All right, that was good. And they just leaves. That's very funny. Just having that tactical thought in mind being like, yeah, I'm going to bully this guy and bother him.

And then I'll tell him, I'll buy him a beer unless he does what I want. And they'll come over like a cunt and make fun of him. Do the fucking worm. I've been watching Pluribus. I've been watching Dairy. And I've been watching. Oh, what's the other show? Oh, the penguin and something else that we've been really liking.

We're almost out of shows once we get through those. Once we get through these half dozen shows, we're watching. Once you get through these 100 hours of content, Woody, you're going to be breath. No, it's not nearly that because it's, you know, only a few more episodes for each of those shows this year for us. Meanwhile, I can't keep up with pluribus, and it's not my fault. I blame burnt peanut. It's all I watch. Yeah, you get off that, man. That's, uh, you know, those are recorded.

You watch, just save him for later. You know, that's fucking funny. He streams after I go to bed. I wake up in the morning and catch the rest of it. I can't get enough. I, it, it's hilarious. There's two things that make a joke funny. What you said and how you say it.

And he lands both. A land man. I've been watching season of Landman. That's, that's the other one. Landman's pretty good. This, uh, this, uh, this season. It's just ridiculous though Like

Taylor I don't know if you watch Landman Do you? I have never seen Landman No Okay so it's Billy Bob Thornton is He runs oil fields For a big oil

Manufactury And he's like a tough cowboy Roughneck man Who's He's got like the smoking hot wife And like a jail bait daughter Who's just always got her camel toe pop And it's real nice

A lot of working man Sheridan style shit Like Just like Yellowstone is It's pretty good It's like Dallas mixed with Yellowstone. I've seen it compared to that. Who shows I haven't seen?

Thanks. Yeah, have more for people who watch TV. Yeah, yeah, I bet a lot more. The problem is, let me find a picture of the son from Landman

because he's so ugly. He doesn't look like his father. Well, he's not really. He's not a looker like Billy Bob Thornton. Billy Bob Thornton was handsome when he's younger. He is cool. He is hot,

what he's looking. He's just not Hollywood good looking. You don't like Billy Bob? You don't think he's... Billy Bob was at a... He said he was a waiter at a party when he's trying to get into Hollywood and... I think Billy Bob is cool. And an actor actor called him all, an old short man called him over

and he said, you want to act, huh? He's like, I thought he was psychic. Turns out everybody there wants to be a fucking actor. And the guy said, look, you're way too ugly to be a lead man. You're way too good looking to be the bad guy. You got to become a character actor.

You got to write your own stuff. That's step one. And he told this story about how that's how he got in the business. He wrote his own thing the first time. Based on this top picture, this top picture image, it makes him look. He's got, just based on the top picture image. He looks like he has like a Somali skull. Like that light bulb look.

Oh, not this picture. Not this picture. What is this? Is he about to grant a wish? What the fuck? all right so Zach here are the pictures that I want to show though show my um show my link of

oh where do you go the one that's uh that what my link here of the redheaded kid the IMDB no this is a picture of a woman with dark hair yeah that's where I'm getting it

okay that's like the best picture of this kid possible This is Billy Bob's son in the show. He is a fugly 140-pound guy who other characters have mentioned smells like hot dogs. I notice he's usually filthy. He always has this greasy hair. He's a nasty dude.

He drives a 1980 forward or something. Look at that space. Look at the space between his front fucking teeth. It's insane. Now show the picture of the hot Latina in the other IMDB. Pop that hot Latina on the screen. The Hot Latina up there.

Wait, and so is he meant to be fucking in the Hot Latina? Are there two IMDBs? Or do you mean the boo? There are. It's not the most recent one, but the one right before it. That's the Hot Latina. There. So, Ugly Dude, so this girl's husband dies, who was an awesome guy,

Ugly Dude slides in and immediately starts fucking her. He is broke as a joke, oil man with dirty boots. He is like, she's smitten with him immediately, slinging pussy. Makes no sense at all. That seems unrealistic. That would pull me out of it. Not only that, you think that's unrealistic. Then Homeboy here hits it big.

He finds an investor to help him run his own oil rig, and he hits six for six wells. And I don't remember what the math is, but it's at least $3 million a year that he now makes instantly. Something like that. He tells her, we're millionaires now. You know what she said? Get the fuck out of my house.

She kicked him out of the house and went and got to, a job at a bar. It is the least realistic thing you can imagine. It is the least realistic circumstances you can imagine. It sounds retarded. I'll just be honest. It sounds like it sounds like you're retarded waste of time. Essentially.

Yeah. She was like, you come in here with all your money. I think I want money. And I'm like, yeah, I do. I think you're a single mother. You think just because I'm a single mother who's a whore that I want money? And it's like, yes, 100%. That's all that you want. It's the only thing. You've already botched everything else that could possibly go well for you.

And now you're in the final circle. The show's pretty fucking good, though. I like it. I like that rough networking man, like drama bullshit. And anytime I get bored with the unrealism of that, then his daughter shows back up with her fat pussy. And she's just like one of the other. Did she have a big old pussy?

Like a big fat one? She's just wearing like yoga shorts doing summer, somersaults in the backyard all the time. it's she's a cheerleader for uh the tc u so she's just a dirty girl very attractive one of the hottest just super hot big fan of her um layman's a good show though i like season one is really good and season two there's like four episodes of it out or something the only thing that would get me into that show would be billy bob because i like him yeah he's let me see show he's he's he's really cool i like that he didn't he actually eat angelina jolly's

pussy in some scene at one point. So he dated Angelina Jolie for several years. You're thinking of who's the black chick, Hallie Berry. He really fucked Hallie Berry and Monster's Ball. Oh my God. Who could come after him? He's a king. That's awesome.

He was walking around, he was going around and Angelina Jolid had a vial of his blood she was wearing and he had a vial of her blood. He was wearing. Yeah, you don't have to get, you don't have to do that. But like, Like, he was good at having fun with these celebs, these celeb bitches. Yeah, you can see his ball sticking to Halle Berry's ass.

That doesn't make him any less cool. Sometimes your balls stick to things, and that's not something to be ashamed of it. It's just part of it. Yeah, they're having, like, sweaty sex on the floor of the living room, and she's riding him. Nice. Yeah, it's good stuff. Good stuff. Big shout out.

Love him. He's great. I liked him in bad. Santa that version of my favorite billy Bob Thornton movie is bad yeah i agree i love how miserable and down and nasty and mean and witty he's such a cunt everyone else is trying to get in the spirit of christmas and he just can't get along like couldn't get through that movie i'm like what is the point what is the story even about i i hated that redemption at the end are you serious you didn't you didn't get bad santa i didn't have the attention span for that

boring piece of shit film that didn't do anything it's not boring there's no much going on he's disgusting and hard to look at what he doesn't relationship between him and the kid is like that's what you're following like what he has an aversion to people who like drool and chew with their mouths open yeah we all do no but he doesn't like rick and morty for that reason it is yeah well yeah i mean other than seasons one and two and maybe part of to, or no, and three, Wrig and Morty is trash. It's not funny. Yeah, you're at the age of not believing. That's what's going on with you because you don't like any of the old shows. You don't like South Park. You don't like it's always seen. That's not

true. I love old Sonny. I love old South Park. Name a show from. I was the Taylor has stopped enjoying new content. You've stopped enjoying all of those things, all of the new versions of Well, it's because you don't think the new version of this is actually, this is actually not new. It's about 10 years old 10 years ago when or nine years ago now when south park switched from the one-off funny episodes into the overarching structure at the serialized yeah at that time nine years ago on this show people can go back and listen i said i didn't like that it wasn't a political thing it wasn't any sort of thing it was just i like when they have one-off funny episodes i don't like when they have failed, serialized nonsense like Tegrity Farm, which to me is not funny.

It's over. I told Chis today, I was like, Taylor can rejoice. Tegrity Farms is dead. See, ice-rated Tegrity Farms and took all their workers. So Randy had to close his weed farm. And then Jesus Christ himself gave Stan for Christmas their old house back. So now they're literally like retconned right back in the old house, like same old house. It's all right back to the way. Do you think they're going to pivot back to the one-off silly structure?

This entire season has been about Trump and the Trump administration. Peter Thiel is a main character. Pete Heggseth is a main character. The vice president presence and Satan are all main characters. Towley's main character. And Pam Bondi is a main character. They're all mixed in there. I think it's been really funny. I can get where it's going to be really polarizing for anyone who doesn't like seeing shots

taking at the administration. Pam Bondi has literal shit on her nose. Pete Heggssef is like fast roping in to take down a turkey trot with machine guns and he's like vlogging while he does it. Wow, sounds hilarious. And then it really is. And then the police chief in South Park

is not taking any of Pete Heggseth's shit. So he just beats him up and arrest him. Wait, which police chief? Not Barb Brady. The red much... Oh, it's not Bar Brady? Oh, why go you're going to be Barbering? Did you see the episode where they addressed that?

The transition from Barb Brady to like Yes, I did, and I disliked that. I didn't like where they got rid of Barbader. He's funny. He's a funny character. He like ran into the school, thought there was a school shooting, and he actually shot a brown kid, and they like took his gun away. But like, you know Officer Barbader. He's funny. He's a funny character.

I have never liked the overly serious ginger cop character as much. You didn't like when he's undercover as a prostitute? The, that is- guys didn't even use condoms. I got to say that is the exception episode. He was hilarious in that episode, but all the other ones he's in, I didn't like. The one where he's like, yeah, and they weren't even wearing condoms. Give me that evidence bag. And then he just like shits come and do a bag like that's that's that's that's funny. But officer barbraider bar brady was funnier over time than that new ginger cop who was like introduced over a decade ago and I didn't

like. I've enjoyed this whole Trump season. I like the Trump's a main character and they're just being horrific to him. Sometimes they'll be a joke on Trump and I'm like, man, I hope Trump doesn't do something to y'all. He's petty. Like, I hope nobody shows this to him. This is like a little close to the edge here. It's so edgy. I've seen clips of them like going after Trump in this season and a big problem with the tonality of it, the vibe of it, is that South Park has made their bones, their druthers, is they make fun of people, but they seem ambivalent largely. Like it's like a joke. It's like they're above it and poking fun. With this season, at least from the clips I've seen, sent to me by friends and whatnot, and a couple of these friends are big South Park

guys who say this season isn't good, is that they're genuinely angry. Unnamed South Park fans, those are his references, folks. My buddy, Tim. They wouldn't even come forward. on camera when we froze. I believe it or not, I have people like to talk to outside of the show and they say this. Trump accusers, no thank you. Steps front of the camera, ma'am.

No, it's that the problem with it is that the, and my buddies who watch South Park tell me this, they're like, they seem too angry. They don't seem like they're ambivalent and above at all and being silly. They seem like they're personally angry and

invested and the writing shows that. And when you watch someone personally angry and invested in those plot lines they're making, it's less endearing. It's more like, oh, so we just know what you think. It's less funny. It's less funny. Like I said, it is very pointed. It should be about being funny. It is very pointed. I think it's funny. Like he's building the ballroom and yeah, nobody's been making fun of Trump for the last 10 years for being a fat retard. Not like this. Not like this. No, like he gave J.D. Vance anal warts. Oh my goodness. How crazy. How hilarious. He's, I mean, he's, he's, he's, uh, homosexual and it seems like two Gen Xers being bitter instead of being funny, and that's why people push back on it. That's what I, oh, you know when they push

back on it. People are defending their, their team. It's, it's like you said something about their football teams. No, they do, he did all sorts, they do all sorts of anti-conservative stuff. And they did a funny job of it too back in the day. Yeah, but because this is an anti-conservative. It's anger at Trump and that anger is seen in the clips and when you're like furious about something it's more difficult to take that commentary seriously or as humor than when you're clearly being facetious i like it i the the pete heggseth song they they wrote it's like pete heck set is a fucking douche and like the chorus and the chorus stops and it's like it's something like everybody's laughing at you all your kids friends they're gonna

see this too and it's like it's like they're laughing at you behind your back you're a joke and it's like a really pointedly mean catchy song um a lot of the that sounds like they're mad it doesn't sound like they're lampooning it sounds like they're personally angry when they do things i don't know it's and then peter feel which isn't funny peter feel is a ghoul of course he's the there's a lot of antichrist stuff going on because trump got satan actual the devil satan pregnant and he's pregnant with his demon baby. Well, Peter Tears, Peter Teal is a pretty sketchy guy. Yeah, he was arrested with Pete Hegg-Seth.

He's being held in the South Park Jail. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, sounds great. Sounds really funny. I think, you're kind of predisposed to not enjoy this line. He's got to defend the administration. I don't think so, because I rip on the administration all the time.

I just... Yeah, but you never go too far. Yeah, and you rip on the administration for not going... farther. Yes, yes. But that's because I'm sincerely a right-wing nationalistic individual. So that is the perspective through which I see it. Like I see their faults from that way. That doesn't really bolster your claim that like I rip on them all the time while they're ripping on them for, I don't know, deporting innocent people, people who are citizens and such, people who are in the asylum process. That's not your criticism of them. So I think maybe agree with what.

Right. So your theory of, no, I rip on him all the time. No, you're super far from what South Park is doing. And that could be part of why you don't like it. That's true. But I also, I would say I rip on Trump more than most liberals are ripping on Biden the past four years. Like, I do dislike Trump. I think he's a fucking loser.

Yeah. He doesn't actually get anything done. And that's why I hate him. He never has. He's never got anything done. He just makes tax cuts. He promises things. He's, and that's the problem.

He didn't cut everyone's taxes. Most people are paying more in taxes with the tariffs. Oh, but those poor billionaires, sweaty. Like, yeah, so I'll rip him on stuff like that. But I just think the, this is it. I think the angle of attack that you take on him is, is not compelling to me, I'll say. Like, you don't think it's a pedophile?

The character issues. pardoning people who line his pockets personally. Oh, no, that's fine. That's fine. Like, I agree. Yeah, he shouldn't be pardoning fucking corrupt douchebags who rip us off. The Honduran guy.

He shouldn't be, he shouldn't be pardoning Israeli spies who then go back to Israel. A Honduran guy. He loved to show him. Oh, he had pardoned that guy. Then he shuffled him out of the country. Pardon him.

He pardoned him. The Israeli guy who was actually a pan. He pardoned the Israeli guy in the Southwest that was trying to trying to proposition a minor like Catch a Predator's style. They didn't pardon him. They just shuffled him out of the country. He was, to pardon him, they would have needed to convict him of a crime. Like, they'd never

got him out of jail on bond or bail and put him on a plane and sent him back to Tel Aviv. He didn't even have diplomatic immunity. He has pardoned foreign spies from Israel before.

I don't know anything about that, but I believe it. I mean, he's pardoned. He has 1,500 pardons. He has I think the next highest is like 300. He has five times more pardons than any other president ever. Yeah, Aviam Sella was the Israeli spy

that stole information, by the way. I'm not counting last administration. Last administration was like 244. Stole information from the United States and then Trump pardoned him. Turns out if you're Israeli you can steal information from us and then

you will get a wonderful pardon and a warm greeting back in Israel. Yeah, a huge misunderstanding. That guy is only out for himself. We thought he, I thought the tariffs were a great idea as a threat, but not in practice. I remember saying that when I was like,

I love the tariffs. I love the idea of the tariffs, because I thought it was to be used as a threat. Like, hey, go our way, or we'll hurt a little to hurt you a lot. We'll do it. And I thought it was a bluff. But if you just put it into practice,

then we just get shit on and then on top of that all the corporations saw the opportunity to just gouge inflation didn't go up 20% but the cost of living did somehow like rice Krispies are fucking expensive you know what a jar of pickles costs

six fucking dollars it's still expensive everything's too expensive we have zero representate the American people have zero representation. We have none. We have all of our elected officials are co-opted by special interest groups, billionaires, foreign governments, insular embedded agents from sinister groups and

whatnot. Like, we do not have any representation as normal taxpaying Americans. None. No one is looking out for us. We fund fucking everything and we are spit in the face every day. I'm sick of it, Dude, I'm sick of a lot of a brighter note. On a writer note, Warhammer 40K officially announced. Total Warhammer 40K. Arc Raiders wins multiplayer game of the year. And no surprise here, GTA is most anticipated game.

I don't even know why you'd have an award for that. That seems like pretty self-serving drivel to even give a reward for that, an award for that. I didn't see any announcements that were exciting to me. I was hoping, like, so Frumsoft is working on a new game. I was hoping for a new trailer, perhaps. Um, it's nice that our Raiders won. I'm a little mad at

Night Rain. They had a really great idea that they executed poorly on, didn't deliver enough new content. And the content they're there is all the fucking every least loved boss from Eldon Ring is in Night Ring. And all the ones people enjoy it.

Probably can't. None of the good bosses are in. Right. Yeah. And then everyone kept hoping like, oh, this is just day one. They'll release it later. I think Night Rain's got its last. update ever the DLC just dropped and I was disappointed in the amount of content and

I mean I beat the new bosses am I done with it close to it that sucks sorry I would disappoint do you bounce from different Soulsborn to Soulsborn because there's one for the switch that's only on the switch that's coming out which I thought was a bizarre choice

yeah so disappointed in that I'm literally going to buy a switch just to get it it's so you okay so you are going to buy it It's called Dust Blood. Yeah, I'm the idiot that they're banking on. And I can't not get it even if it's $600 to try this one gosh darn game. But I will give it a go. It's PVPVE, which is a really different thing for a Soulsborn. I don't even know how it works. You go out and slay like monsters or are you and your friends after some boss? And then I just go in there and fuck you up. What is it like a souls born extraction? You can't tell very much based on the trailers. It's just like some low moving camera over some people that jump around that.

I don't know how to put there's no game play. It's all like cutscenes, I think. And so I don't know much about it other than it's PVPVE or PVVP. I'm not sure there's a difference. And it's a soul's born. Do you like Soulsborn that much that you think there won't be? And this might be a silly way to put it. an oversaturation to collapse in the soulsborne economy because there just seems to be one coming out all of the time when I used to think of them as like events like ah the new dark souls come comes out and this is like the souls born game of the year now it's just like you got that pinocchio game I can't remember what it's called uh the Liza P there's a monkey game where you're like a like a gorilla Woon or something yeah yeah yeah yeah I've played almost all of them uh and

And then I went back and played the old ones from like 15 years ago. I played in the last year and a half. I probably have like 3,000 hours of Souls gameplay in me. And I really like it. I'm kind of on a shooter arc right now. I didn't see that coming. I'm sure I'll bounce back. But a lot of them suck.

Liza P was really good. They call it Liza Peak in the community. That one they liked. But really, to me, it's all about Eldon Ring. Night Rain is kind of close to Elvin Ring. And then everything else falls off a lot. a little bit different like it's still gaming but have you guys ever had this stretch where you kind of like fall out of love with gaming not for any particular reason i'm in that right now and i used to love gaming like i've got like an entire shelf of there like my game cube collection i still want to collect the game cube games but like i look at them i'm like i don't want to fucking play anything there's nothing new that i want to play all of the shooters these are just not for me anymore i have a switch i played mario cart when it came out for like 10 minutes i'm like i i i I'm just not connecting with anything.

And I've been in there for years. It triggers the addiction. Yeah, I've been out of it for years like that. And I was like, you know, maybe I outgrew games. I don't know. That's why I'm thinking. And then I start going to bed hoping I can fall asleep quickly so I can teleport till morning.

That's the best place to be really. It tells you you have something earnestly. I'm so excited for this game now. The 40K. RTS. This is total war War Warhammer 40K. So it's from the total war series of games.

That looks so good. It's the first three quarters. If this is a true RTS with this is not. This is what I, you know, we play total war together. It's where you build your armies and sicken on each other. There's gameplay though in the last maybe quarter of it. The game you're thinking of is Dawn of War

4. That's the RTS with base building which is also like in the works. The game's workshop is licensing their shit out well it seems like not to someone who's going to make them look bad. These these look like really strong properties. I that looks so good to me

like I said the first three quarters is all cinematic stuff which is my bread and butter and then at the end you get a little bit of gameplay and it looks. Oh dude I remember when I've never given that kind of game a chance. I was going to say I don't like that kind of game but that's not true I see a top down

shooter or top down control whatever and all the little pieces are small and I I'm never giving it a chance if you're down to try it Woody like when this comes out it's a brand new RTS we should all play it together

I will I'll play it before the RTSS I still like girls well they're both RTSs one of them is Dawn of War 4 with the base building which looks like up here of then because that

and then the total war game version is much bigger property, I think. Total war is RTS, but it's not in the same way because there's no balancing of economy. It's just you have a set amount of money, you purchase the units prior to fighting, and then you select and distribute

your units as appropriate or what you, in the best way you anticipate your opponent to make their lines. It mirrors the tabletop in a lot of ways. Yeah, it is. Pretty mirrors. So, you know, you have a thousand coin, and like, an infantry unit is 100 coins, and a giant titan,

is worth 500 coins and you spend you spend your money however you want you bring that army and you face another army where a person's done the exact same thing and you have no idea going in who they're general you know their race but you don't know who they're bringing you know if they're bringing a ton of giant dinosaurs or a million little ants

you know are they bring in carlack or casrack or whatever that fucking red demon guy was when we were playing that was so overpowered it was absurd he could just go to town and so well I know Woody likes the world

Like the Woody likes knowing there's a world Like some an interesting place for it And the old I remember you linking me these originally Kyle And it's what got me wanting to play Warhammer 3 Was like those Nergel And who are the other two gods Like those trailers

Where it was like Yeah Nergel And Zing corn And those trailers were fucking sick and Nergel. Those were the coolest trailers I've ever seen for any video game ever. I'll have to link

because it builds the world of these disparate armies fighting against one another in eternal struggle. It's very good. You have me curious. I kind of want the links. I have a hard time ever thinking something's better than the Doom trailer.

Oh, I feel you. If you dip your toes into the lore a little bit, like if you just see a guy wearing green on your screen who looks big, you're like oh, I bet he's tough. But if you know like his life story. You're like, that's Caddrak, Meshach, Abindigo, he's coming to fuck some shit up. Do you know what he's done? He ate a star. He fucking shit's asteroids. Like, you don't even know who you're messing with. His father is the god of all gods. When you know that stuff and you know about like his struggles in his

childhood, like, I don't know, it adds a lot more to me. I'm reading Warhammer now. I'm reading Carcadon books about the sharp, the space sharks, space marines who have like sharpened their teeth down and they're all shark themed like space marines the outfit they wear it looks ineffective and cumbersome and silly they seem to move okay but like

you get what I'm saying right they talk about in the lore there is so much lore about those suits the different iterations of those suits and how the black carapace which is like a second skin that allows them to interface with each inch of them is interfacing with each inch of the suit

so that it feels like their own skin and they're able to be extremely agile and they run like I don't know 60 miles an hour or something like that they're they're incredibly fast and agile in the lore although I get that the suits look uh they look clumsy hard to imagine where the person's parts are exactly inside of them sometimes especially when you get into like dreadnought armor and like a terminator armor like oversized yeah yeah I love that shit so much.

That makes their ass look fat. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. They don't show the ass too much, actually. They usually give you that front view. They look fat in general. They all look like Brock Lesnar needs a diet. They're all kind of look like Brock Lesnar out of their armor.

They're kind of built like that. Oh, I've never seen that. Yeah, they're enormous. They're like eight feet tall or some shit. Oh, Kyle. These trailers are so sick. Blood for the blood guy. skulls of the skull throne.

These are the coolest video game trailers of all time. Those gods are 40K gods as well. So Corn and Nergel and Zinch and Slenesh are all 40K gods as well. And they each have their own champions and their own under demons. And there's this whole hierarchy amongst the demon kind. And the traitor space marines often make packs and deals and are possessed and or controlled or working side by side with the demons they're like come down to a planet and do the most filthy rituals torturing like just the torture and pain and suffering is it is it dissolves the

the the the um the gap between their hell universe and our real material universe and they're able to make fucking bring the demons through let them get in start fucking shit up and corrupting the planet and suddenly the planet is corrupted and it's this filthy bog of maggots and mucus and shit and that corruption further weakens the bonds and they're able to bring even more evil in and you got to go down there and fight those fuckers who have magic and so it's this mixture of fantasy and sci-fi where the space marines are often just like superhuman guys and power armor with swords and guns and the enemy is often wizards and the enemy is often wizards and and gods and demons and shit like that.

But the space marines have their own wizards, of course, who are just fucking burning people with lightning out of their hands and making their skulls explode and shit like that. I love that fucking lore. It's so fun. Anything in that universe I'm all about. Well, uh, Santee,

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