Painkiller Already - PKA 789 W/ Harley: Ghosted By Wings Of Redemption

Episode Date: January 31, 2026

P.K.A. 789. Harley, good to see you. Taylor Eugenic slut who plays out of great here with someone else. You. This episode of PKK is brought to by Lock and Load in our wonderful merch. I've only played a couple sessions, Woody. It meant nothing, right? It meant nothing. It meant nothing.

Well, it meant something. Dude, I played a little bit of it. I am still getting the feel of shooting because I'm so inept at Wazdi when it comes to shooters. The hot keys I feel pretty quick at, because like you have to have so know so many for RTS games that like that pretty good. It's just I can't click on heads to save my fucking life literally in that game. Like every single person I see I'm banking on magnanimity from them or that the person I'm playing with can get me out of it because like one dude last night like I was like struggling

almost dead from this like stupid flying thing that shocked me a bunch or it was a few of those things. And then this dude that like, like, Another guy came out. I was playing with Scott Sullivan, John Scott. And he was like, oh, fuck, there's a couple guys coming. They got sick gear. We're in trouble. Let's hope they're nice. And Scott's on the mic. He's like, hey, boys, we're just trying to extract here, just low level,

teaching my buddy a couple things about this game. And they're like, okay, you want a gun? And I was like, that's awesome. And then he put a gun down. And Scott was like, oh, dude, that's fucking legit, actually. Get that gun. It was some rare, you know, rifle. Torrenti, too.

Tarente too. And so far I'm just using the free load outs because I don't want to risk losing anything. But this dude, I'm in my like silly orange outfit labeling myself as a noob retard. And the guy who gave me the gun looked like a Ronan. And now you know what? I don't really trust those guys.

You don't trust him? Any guy that wears like the ninja costume in games, ninja, he's all like, you know, I'm a lone wolf. I'm a fucking ninja. the Ronan brain to like, I'm the last show gun. I'm on my own. I'll kill anyone and everyone type.

Because you see a lot of the sweats do rock that that. Dude, I judge people by their skins in that game too. The one you're talking about will go out of their way to give you a hard time. I wear the outfit of the person who goes out of the way to save you for Mark. I have the sweetest kind as I'm cute. I don't think you could fucking hook me up. Shorts.

The only one is short. I got shorts. I'm wearing shorts. I have pigtails. I'm adorable. I'm pretty much the hottest chicken sparanza, I would say. I didn't even know you can think. I'm whatever guy they start you as.

I'm a girl in every game. I don't know why people want to look at men the whole time. If there's a girl option, I'm always that. And if there's an option to be a hairy girl, you know what I'm doing. No, I want as long as the hitboxes are the same. Like obviously, if there's a hitbox difference, I'm going, whatever is the most odd job of odd job characters. But all else equal, I'm going jacked guy.

So then I can self-impose and be like, yeah, I'm actually a jacked guy running around the wilderness right now. If that's what you're into, I mean, I'm not, I'm open-minded these ways. And you get to look at his ass. I did. Yeah. They all got thick asses of those raiders. I mean, they're fit. Every raider in that game is kicked up.

Yeah, I've been having a good time going and redoing the expedition where you reset and have to do it again. And this time around, I was like, oh, I'm going to do more stuff. Like I was really, I had a loot routes and systems that I did to get money. And this time I was like, oh, I'm going to do more things. I'm going to, you know, I'm going to bring in just bandages and run around just like healing people. And if someone's, some asshole is going to shoot me, I'm fucking go slurs on his ass. Anyone will catch a slur. No, I'm kidding. But the biggest thing about the game is racist gamers are never, other than you guys, so no offense, are never good at the game.

I'm never like in a room and a guy like fucking slides through sick ass headshot. And he's like, sorry, N word. That never happens. There's always a guy on the ground that got smoked that's crawling around. He's having his creamer moment. That's what that is. He's having a Michael Richards. Like I have been vested.

I have nothing else to reach for. I'm going deep into the bag of tricks. I'm pulling out the end bomb. This has never failed me before. We're going for the end bomb. It's someone who is at the end of their rope who is upset and angry and embarrassed. Those are the people who drop the in bombs and games. Yeah.

It's like you're not going to, you don't yell out unless you hurt. And also the guys that brought in the sick gear that brought you the gun. No one ever got, gets like sick gear together. and then they're like, let's go in there and hunt down people that brought in jack shit and risk all this stuff to kill a couple. You know what I mean? I normally bring in the good shit for Arc. If I'm like, oh, we're going to go take down this big robot, bring your best shit.

If it's like, yo, we're going to go on Stella Montes hunting people. I'm like, I'm bringing my raider to him. I'm just going to hit him. I feel like I'm only in the world for like three minutes and I'm already all full of. of stuff and then the rest of it is me like deciding what to trade off in my backpack. Oh yeah, I normally once I head full I'm like let's rinse it, let's get out. All this is a big bag? I upgraded my stash so I could put more stuff in there but I haven't made my backpack bigger.

Yeah, you get it every time. Okay. Yeah, see yeah you bring a bigger bag and this is all extraction shooters, you know, bring a bigger bag, plan your map and I pick the extract first. Like that was my mistake and the thing I always tell people. about Tarkov, like, they get there, 10 minutes are left in the raid and they're like, all right, which extract should I take? And it doesn't work well that way.

You should be working your way toward your extract the whole time, unless you've got a mission to do or something like that. But even then, you build that as a way point along the way to your extract. Yeah. I appreciate that if they kill you in the, after you're like holding onto that lever to return, like you still get back because I got murked by some grenade guy, like as my guy was was holding the lever and I was like fuck and Scott's like it's fine you're going to get

back with all your fucking non assorted seeds don't worry don't worry it's coming back no it is a nice it is a nice touch because people like like the amount of times I've gotten killed there and I put points

into like when I'm down and they shoot you they really got to shoot you a lot and I love the whole proximity chat's my favorite part of the game love someone downing me and they don't have enough time to finish me as the doors are closing and I got I could put on the fucking I put on the most obnoxious Jewish voice I'm just like oh you don't have it do you oh sorry sorry next time maybe

I'm close to no cigar whenever I get down I steal Riz ideas from the burnt peanut I'm like wait wait wait before you knock me out I've got something important to tell you I have a secret. No, no, no. I can do this for you. And if they stop, it's like, I never made it this far before. My buddy of mine is really good at,

we had these guys shoot us and we're both down. And he's like peaking us and shooting our downed bodies. And he was like on the proxies. He's like, you got him. Yeah, behind him. Yeah, he doesn't see. He's shooting us. Grenade him.

And that guy turns around and starts, he's, yo, he's right there. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know you're above. And the guy's like, looking up and we literally like crawl to the hatch and get in the hatch and we're like peace bitch you're a bitch you're a bitch I don't think I saw I put a clip um oh on uh on the internet me arc rating don't you don't need to play the music though because there's music in

it that might be a thing but uh played no music that's i brought in my good shit and i went full john art reader we can just play this right we just put it up for everyone one. Yeah, pull it up. I will give you permission to use my content. Genetic converter. Yeah, it makes it shoot faster. God's running terribly though. Oh, this is smooth. Extended Mag Torente. I like it. I like it. The kinetic converter shoots really fast, so it shoots like a bobcat. I went up there, I put deadlines on top, and then it blows open the hole, and that hole doesn't actually burn you. And I stood on there and I fucking, fucking, you're like you're like legolus in return of the king

yeah you swung up onto the mocha on the packard's horse there that's dope the best is when I got down people ran over and they're like whoa still no sack yeah every time I've seen every time every time I've seen one of these spiders when I've played so far I've just in my head I'm like

if all these little flying things occasionally have good stuff that thing's got to be full to bursting of good things and like me and like the two buddies I'm playing with who also like they're not world beaters they're kind of good but they're not you know I'll be like can we take that thing together and he's they'll be they're like I'll be real you don't have the sauce yet for like that what do I get if I if I loot that it's like you get the ingredients to make a gun that will get you killed by any free load of it has a distinctive sound it almost sounds like a hornet like electrical and if anyone

hears it they will come running from all over the map to murder you like I have nothing to lose let's go kill that guy it's a dinner bell it's like and everyone's like was that a fucking Jupiter there's like a beam from where you're shooting and like coming right right let's go kill him that's it's absolutely

let's get that guy's gun you got a you got to keep loading in and you kind of sandbag get hit by people a whole bunch and then you get in these really crazy, weird, super sweetheart lobbies that are almost bizarre. You're almost like, yeah, I'll fucking kill everyone in this fucking room. You like spawn and someone's like, you good?

You need a, do you need a blueprint? Where are you going? I'll take you there. And a guy you don't even know. He's just like, hey, man, what can I do to help you? You want to get a deal? Dude. I want to help my fellow art readers.

I was on Buried City. And the way I do PVP is like, and my friend. or am I angry? I am whatever you are. Show me and I'll and I'll match your energy. And this guy's like, hey man, can I follow you around? And I'm like, no, no, no, no. I played this game a lot. I have trust issues now. He's not, it'll be cool. It'll be cool. Let me follow you around. And I was like, no, no, no, I'm more of a lone wolf. You can't stay with me. And he's again, no, no, no, let's go. Maybe we can extract together. I was like, dude, this is going to be a PVP lobby in 10 seconds if you don't leave. And he asks me for permission because he wants to leave by passing me. And I'm like,

all right, you can do that. And as he's leaving, he's like, I feel sorry for you, man. I don't know who hurt you. So I killed him. I don't know if he was friendly or not. Like, I've fallen for that same thing is like, what do you want to follow me, dude? What do you want to follow me for? right whenever I see people like when I'm like on a building I always announce myself I'll be like howdy hey raider I'm they'll be like what's up what's up man and I'll turn on the mic up like nothing what's up he's like nothing just uh just doing a quest here where are you I'm like don't fucking ask where I am dude go do your quest I said howdy you don't even need to see me I see you though there's not even a fucking quest here bro I have like 500 hours in the game

There's literally no question. Tell me you want to play the game. Tell me you want to play the game. I'll come now. We could PVP. Don't do this fucking bitch move. Hey, boy, no. You're not slick.

And I don't want to hang out with you. One thing I do, like to get trust. It's like, hey, bro, just so you know, I had the drop on you, but I'm being friendly. And it's all cool. And if they shoot me after that, it's disrespect. I doubt them with the Raider hatch tool. One thing about the language. because I'm super careful about the language I choose.

Okay. Something like that, like a could have killed you if I wanted you. A lot of gamers are like, oh, it's challenging me. And my level one stitcher free load out? I'll put it all on the line right now.

You know, some people I'm like, I have like a guy I'll play with. I'll be like, I'll be like, I'm like, hey, dude, what's up?

We're just doing a quest. And he's all like a, like a confrontational voice. And he's like, Yeah, so if you guys want to fuck around, we're going to find. I'm like, shut the fuck up, dude. Like, you want to fight these guys? You're talking.

And I feel like I would fight you the way you're talking right now to them. Once I have a source of a righteous gamer. But for now, like the first time I get the opportunity to kill another player, I'm going to, you know, I have to know what it feels like because I haven't done that yet. I'm so scared of everyone. And so I will trick. The stuff we're talking about. Solo lobbies are friendly.

If I'm in a duo or trio, it shoot on site pretty much every time. There's no expectation of friendliness. It's crazy to me that you witnessed it so early. It was twice. Like in the same lobby, me and Scott were playing last night and we went into some like shed in this giant map. And there were these like roller bugs that almost killed me. I cleared it though.

I leaped it. I left above it. And it only destroyed my. entire shield instead of killing. And so I did that. And then these two guys came in. And Scott's over there like taking care of business. And then two other guys come in easily clean it up.

And they're like, you guys just, you cool? We're like, yeah. We're like, what are you stupid or something? All right. You're on fire. We saw your friend try to jump the roller bot. And we've been laughing so hard about it. We had to go.

What you would have said is I saw your friend elegantly leap over. the bot and clear it. And it's only because of some sort of like programming issue that it destroyed my shield. That's what it was. But yeah, I can't wait to kill a real person in that game. I've been killed by people, but I've never killed anyone. I'm too afraid. Bibbs and I kill strangers.

Oftentimes, if they're really mad and pissed and swearing at me and shit, I'll go and defib them. I'm like, whoa, chill, dude, chill, chill. playing the game I didn't know I didn't know is that serious but it's fine we're good dude you can get go on I get out of here get out of here I've also I've also like camped at extract which is a big nun and I'll camp there and people will come running you know and they'll go and they'll hit the button I'll come on I'll kill them and they're like what the fuck dude you be sure I'm like get out of here go and I like and I like yell at them to leave and I'm shooting the gun above their down bodies and they're going on the computer and they're like yo chail bro

I'm like, don't have to go back to steal them all this year? I'm like, I won't come back. Yeah, for like so many years, I've heard you guys talk about extraction shooters and be like, these extract camping bitches, they're so infuriating. I was always like, it's probably not that frustrating. And then the first time it happened, I was like borderline spasm. I thought that I had such a good bit of loot. And then I just get owned by some dude.

And then he probably came over, looked at my. my corpse and was like useless trash and then just like walked away. He just killed me for the reason. I was playing with my friend. The one I'd talk about time to time who like first time ever aimed training got seventh on the planet. We were extracting and he hits the button and now we're watching the two sides. The guy comes down a ladder in Stella Montes if you know it.

And he shoots him immediately on site and he's like, Hey, bro, look, I'm going to revive you because I know what this looks like. It looks like we're extract cammy. We're actually just trying to leave. And I don't want you to get a bad taste in your mouth. So he did. He revived them. I think he made a rule where he couldn't heal.

But he's like, you know, you're going to be half health. You're going to get out of here and everything's going to be okay. And I thought it was cool. So far, most people have been nice to me. That's probably naive. You are in the nice lobbies. Well, I did when I first played with my buddy, Steve, his first time he played we're running out running around we're going to do a thing and uh we got caught out in the open i got

got killed and i was like oh hide behind the rock you're good you're good and they're coming over and i see them aiming at my buddy is so bad he's like also still out of the open i'm like let him go he just got the game he just got the game let him go take my shit i got a kettle for it's pretty sick actually you're going to love it you're going to love it for sure let him go he just got the game let don't don't take his springs yet he needs his springs and uh the dude was like oh it's first up dude it's my buddy's first time here he was like let's do PVP. I was like, let's shoot those assholes.

He's like, I got you. He like, defibs. I'm like, thanks. He's like, who's your buddy here? I'm like, yeah, Steve. He just got the game. They're like, hey, you want this gun? Like, giving him shit.

I'm like, yeah, that's great. Grab that. Grab that. Cool. Thanks a lot. Good luck, guys. Bye. People, because people could be such assholes in the game,

there's a joy in being like a sweetheart to people. Yeah. Harley's Riz is off the charts in that game. It was me, the same guy I just talked about who's really good. And Harley. If we won the gun fight, he'd talk mad trash and on Harley's super funny. If we lost,

he'd tell him that my friend and I just got the game and he was teaching us how to move around. Space bars jump. You know what I like doing now when I get down? Go is is yelling at them to pick me up. I'm like,

what are you two idiots standing there for? Pick me up. I'm extracting. I don't fucking get a shit. Pick me up, you fucking idiots. Never works. never works. I'll literally be getting burnt by a fireball and targeted by a Warnet and they'll come over to knock me out. I am a fucking idiot getting attacked by the robots.

Pick me up. Have you ever done the pick me up cycle? Like where they, they defib me and I'm like, thank you so much. And they kill me again. I'm like, clearly that was a mistake.

It's okay. I'm over it. If you could pick me up again, another defib, another murder. I'm on the ground. Like, look, I get it. We all make mistakes.

Don't you. Very funny, guys. Oh, dude, something I thought, like, I had only opened normal chests where you either like we'll search the robot or you take the crowbar and you pry it open. But I saw one of those batteries and I was like, what is this? And someone I was playing with Scott or my buddy's Brett were like, that's a battery. You put it in these open chests and like you close it and then it triggers an opening and you and get even better loot. And I'm like, awesome. I saw some, one of these, like, a tremendous

ways back. So I picked up the battery and went way back and then plugged it in and opened it. And it was like, it was like rubber bands and cloth. And I was like, this is, there's, there's got to be something that puts at least something blue in there. I just went through all this trouble. I ruined my entire party's time because I'm like guys we have to go back and I'm like the four year old toddler when I got the game I brought that back to Sparanza I was like I know how these puzzles work I've played games before I carry this in the exit like hit the elevator like I can't wait to see what fucking the gay robots gonna give me for this shit nothing nothing okay yeah nothing yeah yeah

I thought I was sick. Have you been playing anything else, Harley, or are you all in on Arc? I played High Guard with my buddy D from Node, Oh my gosh. Digital Nico. Can I see the Harley review for that?

Yeah, so I played High Guard. He's definitely free. Okay, but it's not like a, it's not a mobile vibes free game. Visually is pretty good looking. I think it was supposed to have,

I think it was supposed to be like moba style with with a horde enemies out there to just shoot up and stuff and uh it's not so it does feel empty and there's only one game mode and all the characters are very like theater kid ass renaissance fair type characters uh but i did have fun the shooting was fun and it was cool if i didn't have so many other games to play that are calling for my attention i'd be pretty happy to play this new free game okay there's a lot of good stuff So here's the thing with High Guard. High Guard was introduced at, I forget,

video game awards, video game awards. And it was the last game introduced. So apparently the last game introduced at this award show is like Steve Jobs saying one more thing. People are expecting the iPhone to drop. Like that's a candle or Halo or something. Something amazing. The one more thing, the last game that comes out of this award show is supposed to be outstanding and high guard dropped and everyone thought it was just like a copy paste game that's

everything they've seen before and this game has gotten so much hate so much overwhelming outstanding super over the top hate it seems like it's more than it does it dude there's a YouTuber who made like 14 hate videos about it in anticipation of its release off the trailer and they're doing pretty well like people are making fucking careers out of hating this game. And it dropped. Shroud says it's okay, but needs optimization. But I think really highly of Shroud,

but I think he views games through a different lens than people less experienced or telling it. He used them through a paycheck. No, I'm kidding. I don't know if he was paid. I don't know if he was paid or not. But I honestly think like, somehow I think Shroud isn't an ideal video game reviewer

for a more common gamer. He has so much experience and talent that he's looking for something different than everyone else. So I haven't played it yet. I've watched 10 hours of it, maybe. It looks fine. People hate this. You're right. Like I looked up just high guard gameplay, just trying to see.

And so many videos are just, this is the word. I saw an Asman Gold video with like over half a million views. This is the worst game ever made. Like this is unplayably. Yeah, a lot of people like, to what he said, like, Shroud isn't a good guy to judge the game. Because he's like,

yeah, I went in there and I kicked everyone's ass. It was pretty fun. And I'm going to go back to playing games for a thousand hours this month. Like, even with the amount I played, Arc Raiders, playing with Amir,

and he's like, they got, this isn't enough. They got to do this or that content. And I'm like, excuse me, Mr. fellow,

pretty much unemployed. No one's playing the game this much. There are real people out there. this content that you're the ceiling that you've reached is because your your gamer seat stinks but that's that's a good piece of your market it should be for both people like like i don't know if you ever finish tarcov like in a wipe there's so much in-game stuff to do and so many difficult difficult grindy quests i like that i like that for the guys who's fucking chairs stink the got the stinky chairs are like

There's so much content. I really got my $60 worth. But then I want the guy who's like plays for five hours a week, the Cod Dad, to also have a good time, be able to have a good time. Because then you got a pretty good with that. Wouldn't you say? It's amazing at it. No, no, honestly, because I feel like I did everything there was to do an arc.

I mean, there's, I don't care about putting a trophy case together. I was going to say, you didn't have the trophy. All my buddies are playing. He did a hit level 75. All my buddies on playing art with are like that. that coddad archetype, and they love it. Because for them, the amount of time they have to game is like the amount of content Tarkov has for you.

Like, this is like a tremendous amount. Like they've been playing for months and they haven't capped out because they just play a couple hours, you know, multiple times a week and that's about it. Battlefield has a crazy. Battlefield system is actually broken. Like I saw someone, they're like,

I finally mastered one weapon. I've used nothing but the, scar since the game came out and I mastered one weapon. That game's been out for months and months or three four months or something. Yeah, yeah. It's it's such a crazy grind to actually master things in that. That's a little too much. But yeah, I pop on battlefield sometimes. I think it's great. It's fun. Uh, yeah, it sucks up so much for me. I just got burnout on our craters. Once I had like enough money to use whatever gun I wanted, that was sort of the, it wasn't fun for me anymore because I don't care about killing the bots.

Now I want a PVP with my with my infinite money such that it is and just use the best kids. Vendor fours. Yeah, but then I'm like. Ready for that's your weapon? Well, if I want to kill people if I want to do something, I'm like, oh, and I want to protect myself. The people, the level of skill,

because there is a lot of casual shooter people or, and I'm not a person who's good at aiming in games necessarily. Like I'm all right. But Arcator leaves a lot of good decision making if you have certain tools or things that you're used to that new players aren't you could definitely fuck them up but you want to have a good gun and a venteder with a drum mag like you you could kill two guys before you reload that for sure so it is I find it in most whether it's good or not I like the torrenti I like fucking I like if they didn't know I'm there and I jump into

them on their group with a torrenti and I just they're doing that door they're doing that door thing with where they're like opening the door and peeking the door, but you're like at that side of the door and they come out. You just have them right there. Yeah, the Torente, you're stuck in here with me. I'm holding the trigger until someone's dead.

It's great. I like to bring in the hairpin. Oh, I've been playing with that lately. Yeah, like if I think, but I don't hit all head shots. No,

that's hard. That's hard in my opinion. But you feel like you're playing a metal gear solid or something. At least I do. If I'm like, oh, you learn to conserve ammo and you learn to

target the weak points. You know what I mean? I was with you until conserve ammo. I put, can you put an extended mag on it? I put a silent mag, just an extended mag. And I,

I'll bring in the like 50 light bullets. Nothing else. Like light bullets, 50 light bullets, you could technically, you know, maybe kill six guys if you don't miss your shots. I sent this video also here. I don't know if you can pull it up or not, but it's, it's, um, me on some sneaky shit with the, the hairpin. There's no, there's no music or anything in it.

And, uh, it was those times, you know, when Stella Montes has the lights out, this one level, it's like really different from all. All the other levels are really big and beautiful, like sick ass battlefield style level. And then there's one that's like inside. You're inside like running in hallways. It's a nightmare and third person also. So it's great brutality in it. People always looking like if you're on the ground floor,

you know people above could be looking down. And I'm just in the shadows harassing people that teamed. So they're not on a team, but they're teaming up. And I'm just shooting them with the silence gun at the top. And they're shooting at each other. and then getting confused. I'm sorry,

picking each other up. And they're like, what the fuck? Like, let's get out of here. Everyone, everyone, book it.

Book it. Everyone starts running. And this is, like I said, I'm not like the best at aiming, but the time put in to the game. I know, especially that level,

and all the shortcuts and stuff, ways to get someone eating at me. You are being so harassing with this gun. This is so funny. If I was really locked in aiming, if I was playing with a mouse, probably even. Oh,

you're not playing. on a mouse here. No, playing with the controller, but the auto aims pretty good. It feels like the sticky aim there. Apparently on computer with a controller is the ultimate auto aim in that game. They fixed that. Oh, they did? Yeah, on Tuesday. It used to be that the aim assist was somehow related to the frame rate, but no longer. Okay, yeah, that's what it was. If they had higher frames, they had a better auto aim. I'd turn all my settings down, crank that shit up. I like my mouse and keyboard when I try to pick up a controller now even just to mess around with my girlfriend on xbox or playstation i feel handicapped i'm like it's so stiff and like the cursors moving around

and like jagged like jumping lines and it's like it does move you don't have that like infinite motion of aiming it is like left up or diagonal diagonal is but it always is like right right right me i just be smooth with it though like like even if i wasn't the best it it at like clicking heads, I was always smooth. And like I had movement down. But now it's been, I haven't picked up the controller in 10 years, 15 years maybe. It's been all the house. It's not like athletic ability.

I assume I'm the same as I was in 2012. And then I'll try to do a front hand spring. And it's like, fucker, you're not you from 2012. So I, yeah, I love to play with a controller for sure. I like the mouse and keyboard so much more for almost everything. Yeah. They play souls games with a controller. And the downside of it is, I get like, my fingers are exhausted after six or nine hours.

No, it's a, it's an Xbox controller, custom one with things on the back like that. Okay. Sometimes my index finger on triggers will feel away. They'll start to cramp up. I love when controllers have my mouse, I'll, like, put a cramp in my, like, thumb right here after a while. I already know it from the way that your hand is right now. I'm the opposite. I wrap all the way around.

That's my resting. That's what I do when my hand needs resting for the way I hold the most. I put my big, meaty palm right on it. It's probably too much on it. And then when it starts to get sore, all like mount it up like that. Yeah.

But, yeah, I like the toys have the back buttons. You know those back buttons on a controller? Like the Steam deck has. or like pro controllers. It'll have four more on the back. It took them so long to figure that out,

but that's that I love that couple. I play it on Steam Deck and in Arc Raiders or any game. It's jump and sprint. It's my thumb, let reload, my melee, my fingers never come off the thumbsticks now. Yeah,

I'm pretty much the same. The back buttons are huge. In Elden Ring, my back button is Dodge. And I don't think there's a button, you hit as much as that one. Me too. When I play Night Rain on Steam Deck,

the back one is Dodge and the, yeah, the backstep, roll move, whatever, and the other one is sprint. One of them is jump. And one of them is something else. But what's your, can I see your controller again? What controller should I get?

I want to get a pro controller. That one. And I was thinking about the PlayStation one, but then it says it doesn't have the hall effect. And then I had to Google what that was, because I wasn't familiar, and it's like using magnets as the buttons. I use the Vader. I'm sorry. Can I hold it up?

Yeah. I'm sorry. I use the Vader for. It's an Xbox styled one. I like it a lot. It has buttons on the back like you're talking about. There's four. If you can see those, I use them constantly.

Now, I'm the stinky chair guy. and I broke my first one in like six or seven months and then the second one is like showing signs of where another like six or seven months in. Where did it break? The back button. I, uh, I can get stressed and press the back button too hard.

I get stressed and press the back button too hard because it's like Dodge. It's like, and, uh, if you do that probably 100,000 times and the back button, stops working as well. I want my, I really wish my mouse had some way of showing the amount of pressure

that I was applying to the clicks sometimes. And the same for my keyboard, because sometimes I'm mashing them so goddamn hard. It's a wonder they don't break. Like I'm, I'm like, I hurt my head. I hear him. I have a buddy every time we have a jump or mounting.

I hear. Hmm. Every time. And I'm like, chill, dude. Chill. No, it's a keyboard. Like, you're going to fuck it up. Oh, I'm like that in Rust.

Like crouch jumping through windows and Rust. I'm just... I stole a genius idea from a streamer. I have foot pedals. I really got foot pedals so I could silence text to speech. Like, sometimes they'd say things about my family and stuff. I wanted to be able to cut it off. And then I mapped one of the pedals to the W key.

So whenever you have to, like, run for five minutes in a row, I'm just like, all right. That's a good idea Pretty much hands off From Arc Raiders for a foot pedal Tifu Yeah I don't know What?

Why? I don't know if it was like He doesn't know why he was banned He suspects it's the foot pedal Oh okay Why would they give a fuck about a foot pedal? Good question He didn't

He did something else That's what I thought But he's he's chill So he's not there He's two things He's amazingly good and I could tell you two things he did that are banable. Like one was like glitching above an extract to kill people

and the other was running console commands to make everything like total daylight. Now the glitching to kill people and laughing at them afterwards, I'm not a big fan of. The time he ran the console commands so that he had this lighting advantage, he intentionally didn't hurt anyone. He is a professional gamer. Tifu is on my list of like top two best. talents in Arc Raiders.

He's my favorite to watch probably. Okay. Anyway, he swung his breach tool six times. He missed five of them and died. That's intentional. He was giving this guy that was suicide by player. So The first thing you said sounds

more egregious. The foot pedal does have software. You know, it's got software so you can program what keys the foot pedal is controlling when you press the foot pedal. I use it for lean. I love having my left foot pedal be my left lean and my right be my right lean yeah that seems because in tarcaf pedal there's a oh get two get two foot pedals they're tremendous they're like 15 dollars a piece or

something on amazon the yellow yeah i like that that's a good idea i like ones you're separate they there's one thing that like you get a block you get like two pedals attached to one another but then i i like having two completely separate pedals so that i don't know i'm going to sit i might want my leg spread or i might want you know i want to be able to pick and choose how i where i put them. Yeah. I had actually today on Twitter, yesterday on Twitter, Wings was like

a shout out the Wings. He was like, I want to play Arc Raiders, finally, who wants to show me the ropes? 12 p.m. tomorrow and so I hit him up. I was like, for sure. And then like I woke up early today, well,

not early by getting stuff done. I'm like by the computer. You know, and my, my mom's like, What do you got going on today? I'm like, oh, I'm going to do some stuff for work tomorrow, but,

yeah, I'm waiting. Maybe wings will hit me up. Your mom knows wings. No, no. I still just, like thought about it all.

I'm like, what the fuck am I doing here? He never hit me up. So like, look at me. Is he good? Is he good? I don't think he ever played it.

If I knew you never played it, I would have bugged you to play it instead. instead of me sitting around my fucking cock in my hand we'll play i've only i've only got like three sessions hey harley that's my foot pedal i couldn't recommend it more i think it's a lot more expensive than kiles okay mine are actually 30 bucks a piece mine's 10 times more but it is don't don't do that it is professional quality i've had it for like 10 years you can press that foot pedal a million times it'll keep going uh you show me the controller too yeah additional jack what do you use an instructional jack for on the i don't know what that is i wouldn't

buy the additional jack okay and then i'm going to get it without the additional jack and you're going to be like oh no no i do have the additional jack it's i don't even know what you do with it like what is it a USB jack is it an N like it oh I think it's on the side for chaining foot pedals together ah we'll kind of like

it's 229 versus 239 you know what kind of next game someone playing with six pedals remember that old Xbox game that came the original I'd rather have the singles though Woody like even if you're gonna do

this brand that is 160 no I do like the logic of the singles I like the singles Oh no I want mine to be Exactly where they belong And not like scooching around under the desk And you should be able to touch one

And know where they are in relation to each other But see like my legs right now Like like are spread Like your thing I would have to pull my legs together Like I'm driving a car Like I'm driving a manual And like like this is how the car is built

So this is where my legs have to go I really like the flexibility of just putting them anywhere And I play barefooted or in socks and I reach under there and grab them with my toes. How often do you wear socks at all? Only if it's cold. Every year. Every year annually.

I have like three pairs of Christmas socks that have the toes in them and those feel nice. So whenever those are clean, I wear those around the house instead of slippers. I wouldn't like that. It is January 29th as we record this. I bet I'm not more than four pairs of socks this year. it's not many man that's I'm not pretty low

I might be like 20 low of course it is if I wanted a pair of socks I don't know where they are damn I'm not wearing socks right now and that's like one of the

probably the only day in January I haven't I have no socks on my feet are freezing it's cozy to have some I'm wearing these like oh I bet Give me a scratch and sniff on those. That's got to be vile. Honestly,

they don't stink. And it's not one of those things where you're just used to your own smell. They really don't, they smell like... Would you have to smell like... They smell like a leathery, like hardwood smell.

Like a good smell, but not like a funk at all. I'm fearful right now. I shower twice today. People would start masturbating. You should shower twice a day. I don't... They don't get that.

I will say this, though. I remember one of my managers when I was 19, he would do that like Miami thing and he would wear penny loafers with no socks. And because he was from Miami. He was like, he was always wearing like these light linen suits and he was a very energetic guy. And I thought that, I was like, man, that looks kind of cool

with no socks. I mean, that's less laundry for me. I remember I tried to do it. And it makes your feet rot inside. leather shoes and it's the most putrid. I was in a I was with a customer in a car and they went, oh no, this one smells funny.

About the car and I was like, yeah, it does have an odd smell. Let's not do this one. I'm so embarrassed. Like literally that day I threw, I went and bought new shoes, new socks and threw those away like fucking Kevin from the office. They were doomed to be a hazard. From 12 years old to 20

years old, I pretty much never wore socks. And my parents would take my and put them outside on the front porch. It was a nightmare. Oh, no, not wearing socks and shoes just ruins the shoes. For me, because I got stinky feet, I guess. But, like, I remember in middle school and high school, Birkenstocks were big and, uh, ugs got big.

And like, sometimes the girls would wear ugs without socks. And they'd, like, do that thing. We're like in class. They take their shoes off under a desk, which I think is incredibly gosh. We're at fucking school. And it would immediately. Yeah, ladies. This isn't an airplane

But it was Yeah That's very funny But even worse than that Was there were times where like I was wearing Birkenstocks without socks And like I would slip my foot Because they're just like slippers basically So you'd like slip your foot out and like kind of like lift them up like like that with your toe a little bit

To goof around with the burgen stocks under your desk And I remember like getting hit with a whiff of my own foot odor And having like a moment where it's like These are never coming out again Because if I can smell my own feet right now, every girl I walk next to is like that guy fucking smells like shit. And so toss those, never used them again. Those fell out of style quick. Remember, were Birkenstocks big where you guys were?

Yeah, for a little bit. Yeah, briefly. Lesbians love them. You, did yours stink? The lesbians? I won't see a clean lesbian. Or socks. I wore them so hard that I got my, my, like, top. I wore them so hard that I got the top part there replaced.

Like, I went, I went to, like, a Birkenstock. store and they read into a cobbler. It was like it was like official. They like did it again. They like tore off the dirty, the dirty foot. What's a cobbler look like when you're walking towards a store? Does he have like those airline

waving you in? He's like, please. A customer, please. These Vietnamese slaves are putting me out of business. People aren't repairing their shoes. They're just buying a new. You would a cobbler repair your burgen stocks? There's like a like a burkenstock place that you go

and they'll redo it they like take the take the top part off and put down the material again so it's like fresh material but it still has your imprint on it because that's kind of what was good about them was they really formed to your foot but on someone else has it felt weird yeah but yeah i like i like crox a lot now to be honest with you they came back a bit didn't they I thought crocs were dead for good. Yeah. They're kind of on the waybound. I said this before, but this is like almost a year ago now where I cleaned the base of my shower out with bleach, like just to deep clean it.

And I needed to shower right after. I'm like, there's a little paranoid. Like I don't want to stand in potential bleach. So I went and grabbed the crocs, showered in the crocs like I was in prison. And I was like, this is a better experience. I have a nice soft cushion like when I'm show. instead of like there's no there's no slip and so now I just I have a little pair of crocs next to my shower shoes and it's just it's just nice and comfortable they're soft I like them yeah it's great you'll preserve your virginity into marriage yeah well fingers crossed I know all this my virginity in the second marriage you know

yeah the crocs have come back actually I don't think crocs ever left I think we just weren't the demo for a long time like they dropped Like Lego crocs recently, like $300 Lego crocs. Really? Like Lego blocks. I was going to say, if I'm your demo, your product isn't cool. Sorry. I don't have any crocs. I don't know.

I guess I just don't think they're cool enough. Do you know what I'm going up for you? Right now? You know the talent's cool enough for you? I see where you're going and you're not wrong, but that's where my head is. they are lame like i've never worn them outside the house but why you wouldn't want someone to see you and crocs well i don't feel like uh i don't feel like they're a good structured shoe for just out and about like i want a real shoe that's around my foot you ever a flip flop please not a big not a big flip

flop guy never i mean if i'm on the beach if i'm like somewhere hot they're a huge periods of time where i don't step into a shoe it's nothing but slippers and flip flops like like whole, like years will go by. Like, how long? Crocs. Maybe. I mean, these slippers I've got right now are basically crocs without the ankle strap. But Crocs don't get like rotted out the way those slippers you have, like where you like eventually like mush all that shit, like all that fur down into like a hard, no longer comfortable base.

The crocs are just like like foam. If I wash and dry these, though, it's all floofy again. They're good. And I can wear these out. If I've got jeans on, you can't tell. but unless you look from the back where my heel is exposed but it's from the front they look like shoes

you just got out of an asylum walking around yeah I got a pajama jeans on with the fake zipper printed on and everything I wonder if Kyle gets away with this as well as he thinks he does. I absolutely, dude I've asked so many people nobody knows

nobody knows they can't tell the difference between pajama jeans and jeans said I was fine I've literally tested people with this. We're like, what do you think of these jeans? Those are fine. You think there's anything different about them? Anything you notice?

I don't know. The idea of you be out. I'm a pants out and about a pajama pants. And then you get home and put a jacket on. It's just all sorts of crazy to me. You have a t-shirt on outside. Then you get in and you put on this coat with the zipper.

Exactly. The whole fashion mentality is just in such a crazy place that honestly, you probably like Crocs. Probably investing some gibbits too. Do you wear it outside the show? Do you take it to places? Or does it live on that chair when you're not doing the show? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I appreciate the show jacket because it's like, it's been the most consistent thing in my life for 12 years. That is the actual. It's the most consistent. thing on the show. That jacket is the most

consistent thing on the show. Taylor and I got new houses and Kyle's got the same jacket. Yeah, absolutely. I'm going anywhere. I got like three of them. What are we going to do? I'm like Superman. You go in the closet. There's multiple of these. What brand is it? Armani.

Nice. That jacket, that jacket is the charm that keeps this show going. It is. Lo-key the glue holding this all together. it's the jacket. Don't you ever show up without it? I won't. Good. Someone was saying something that reminded me, like, your own ability to be self-aware, like, getting away with stuff. And I remember back to being in like preschool or kindergarten and like digging in my nose, like pulling out a booger and like wiping it on like the underside of a desk or something. And then like maybe a week or too late. And I thought in my head is like a five-year-old. I'm like smooth criminal. Like I just got away with this. And then like I remember a week later this kid Michael sat next to me. The same kid who I put a lot of glue on his seat wants it.

He didn't actually even stick down. But he picked he picked his nose and like like kind of looked at it and then wiped it on his desk. And it was like a wake up call where I'm like that. People saw me do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did like something like this. No, he just. And you're like, I know what you're doing.

Yeah. No, there was there was no new. It was just digging in there, mining for gold, getting those airways clear for recess. Dude. Second grade, Jonathan, like, he did something like this and this blurt smeared across his face. And I remember second grade. And I remember being like, that's disgusting.

I'll never forget this moment. And I haven't. And I'm like, I'll never, I'll never let that be me. That can't be me. The bugger, the bugger, it was, it was fucked. I see you. right now i can see running around he was like you really get it you really get how terrible it looked i would like i was not even like a smart seven-year-old oh stupid and i was like he's fucking

disgusting what an adams dude i was like freshman in high school and i had to burp but i'm not like gross belching or whatever so i did this thing like with my mouth closed or and it made a loud burping sound like in my neck you guys familiar you guys familiar with this move. Yeah. And my friend looks at me like, oh, my God,

people can hear that outside of my head. I had no idea. It's my mouth is closed. I never did it again. Meanwhile, you're like, it's weirder. It's weirder than a burp.

It's like, God, just burp. What the fuck. No. the booger thing you said Harley to this day it's one of my most vivid memories I must have been

five at my one of my first kindergarten soccer practices and my dad was he played soccer in college so he was like volunteering to help coach and he was like Taylor come over here this kid I'd like to meet like one of his friends sons or something

also soccer affiliates like meet Dalton Taylor and this kid looks like goofy kid ran over with the largest boogers I've ever seen it was it was like almost like a mushroom cap out of one nostril. It was like a twice baked potato amount of boogers coming out of one nostril, like almost like cresting. There was no nostril space under it.

And he was like, nice to meet you. And I just like, no, I don't like soccer. Dad, fuck. Yeah, the fuck Dalton forever. Fuck Dalton forever for that. That was disgusting. His dad should have had a, you know, had a bit of close eye on him. I remember when I would get like boogery as a little kid son was my grandpa would like take out a hanky and like wipe my nose. And like after a little while, I'm like, this is fucking disgusting. Like this is, this is just like an old rag that he washes sometimes. The old Taylor family. Yeah, I'm glad the, I'm glad Hankies have gone out of style.

Like those blow your nose in a piece of cloth. You put it back in your pocket. What they'll carry in buggers in your pocket? I think you're carrying buggers around all day. What's the alternative? Just like just grab one nostril. Not in polite. At Denny's?

With all these fine people? I'm sorry. It's good enough for China. The Chinese are disgusting. They're just blowing snot rockets everywhere. Did you hear there's like a huge disease popping off in India right now? I did. Is this set up for a joke or an actual disease?

No, it's a huge real deal disease. Here's the vaccine. I'll take it right now. transmitted by fecal contact. And so like, and the mortality rate's like 40%. Oh, my God. And so a lot of countries allowed in India have increased their own lives. Well, I don't think it's a Twitter lie.

I think, I mean, I saw India reporting it. It's like they're worried. But a lot of the countries around India are increasing their border security because they're like, we. Oh, there's only been two people, though. Just a couple people got the NEPA. The N-I-P-A-P-A-P. I know it's more than two because I saw an article where a team of doctors and nurses got it. Obviously doctors and nurses coming into contact with feces often.

So that makes sense. Apparently 100 people died from it. There's a graph here that shows how NEPA virus gets into people. And it begins with a bat shitting on a pig. A bat has to poop on a pig? What are the odds? Yeah, it could poop on fruit and then you could get the fruit too. It's bat shit getting into people apparently.

mortality rate's worse than you thought 40 to 75% my god it's bad shit why don't you link me to a LinkedIn bus this is so did it yeah I mean that's the link I got scroll down you'll find the people virus graph what is this the blood urine and saliva of a bat goes to a pig

or a contaminated fruit and then the pig eats the contaminated fruit and then the person feels like a red hair like could it be like an animal? Yeah. I feel like pigs are taking just a nasty bit of PR hit here and they don't I don't think it could be another animal. I think it specifically is bouncing from bat to pig to human.

I thought we have we share some common things. Because pigs are so similar to us. Yeah. That makes sense. I was wondering that pig taken out of hmm. Well, I'm glad we don't have this.

Yeah. It doesn't look like the kind of thing that was spread a lot. in America. Not if it takes a lot of shit here. No, there's not a lot of fecal transmit. Well, it would spread like E. coli here, right?

This doesn't even mention that poop. It says bat blood urine and saliva. Good point. What's up with bats? Well, I guess they did get. Coming out of the bat

and assumed one of them was shit. Hmm. I guess COVID. Are you guys going to get the vaccine for this? For bat urine? No, no, for the poop disease.

Nah, I think we're solid. I don't think we're. if it's not tested. I don't want some, I don't know, unsurprising vaccine. I want a hot rod virus right out of the garage. We're testing this thing out.

As long as the, as long as the operation for it is called like Operation No Time to Double Check. Operation right just now. Operation Ludacris speed. It was called Operation Warp Speed. It was called Operation Warp Speed. Yeah.

I made that joke. I want Operation. fucking triple check on things. Let's be sure. I don't care if a couple monkeys get sick. Let's really hone this in. I do care for monkeys get sick. I would rather than do it to worse animals.

What animals is it okay to test things on? Gini pigs, rats, mice. But they need to be similar enough to us that it would be analogous, right? I guess we'd have to do pigs then. Pigs are pretty similar. Is that a job done? You ever see the animals?

Air Force testing like a missile out and they got a pigs strapped into a cockpit. Yeah, I wish they would at least kill them first. I think they do. I'm pretty sure they do. First they do. Can you imagine that? It was like Operation Bairn and it's like Spat. Who hates that helmet?

Turns out pigs despise helmets. Write that down, Martin. It can't fly for shit either. I mean, my God. Right side, no matter how as this goes, we learn something, you know? I saw that meme the other day. It's like the Japanese and the Nazis during World War II, like rediscovering that boiling people kills them.

Oh, yeah. The Japanese were like, what if we put anti-freezing him? Oh, he hates it. What if we put even more? Oh. And some guy at one point had to come into like Unit 7 or, whatever that was. 731. You'd be like, what are we? Have you learned anything? And they're like, no, but it's a lot of fun.

They did. They learned a lot of stuff. Then the allies took it and used it, you know, because they would do things like freeze someone for certain, like put them in frigid weather and expose them to that, to give them hypothermia and then save them and then freeze them a little more next time and save them again. Sort of discovering at what stages you can save someone, what are the, where the best methods to save someone are. But, you know, they're torturing live prisoners of war to death, basically. But when we get there, like, we didn't do it. Take the research.

We may as well have the research. I thought the research came through and we saw the documentation. Everyone was like, uh, this is all useless. Oh, I'm sure there was stuff that was useless. You would think of something, maybe one thing. You didn't learn one piece of information that would have been, but apparently they're like not as all a wash

I used to believe that's propaganda if they said that because what they don't want to say is like actually yeah we've saved so many lives since that Japanese torture group gave us all their research we of course didn't punish them they all went free I bet they didn't

you know in Unit 731 there was like one there's like one brilliant oncologist who's like walking past people like using propane torches on frog legs to like get to work and they're just like fucking around and he's like I have to run about the cancer and so that might be what we learned from one one good guy who was trying to make it right all everybody else was injecting antifreeze I keep thinking antifreeze that was a thing

right that was an actual they like they would they would inject STDs in them and cut them vertically and in half and stuff I did some crazy stuff a fifth section inject STDs into pregnant women's babies and make the prisoners do shit with each other. They had a, they, apparently there was a, a person in there that it was like, oh, this is super fucked up and had, he could have been marked as a traitor.

I'm pretty sure I'm getting this correctly. And, uh, a prisoner that he spoke with, I was just beyond help, just asked for a mirror. Yeah, we parted for those guys.

Maybe you're the one. I think he went, that basically, uh, blew the whole thing open, right? That guy. The main reason.

that Unit 731 members were pardoned by the U.S. is because we didn't want any other country to get their hands on the data and results of the unit's biological experiments, as well as the fact that the U.S. knew that they would never be able to get the results by conducting their own experiments as the Japanese were only able to get that data by performing lethal experiments on thousands of prisoners they took during the war. So you said they learned something? Yeah, so they learned lots and lots of things.

Well, I mean, just the hypothermia thing was, was. super valuable but they did thousands of different kinds of biological experiments. Huh. Asked chat gp because I go to do. What did you say to us? I asked chat gb. I did that already and the answer is no. Nothing usable, nothing reliable.

Fucking masad AI ass fucking. Right. And they said the only thing that did come out of it was like some sort of rules that you can't do this anymore and a permanent reminder of why ethics matter and sites. So then I was like, all right, well, that's chat. too who knows maybe it's the freaking big chat trying to lie that's rock and rock was like fuck yeah they learned a lot i googled it and the first source said it was a resounding no and i'm like oh okay and then Kyle has yeses so i don't now i don't know yeah this is full of the story and yes

over here they're there's they're talking about the things they put them in pressure chambers and like pull the air out and they were using that to test um um um the survivability for air crews at alta during the time in pressurized cabins if they lost pressurization and were exposed to low oh-2 and low temperatures and stuff i think they learned a lot of high altitude experiments i'm reading about that one in wikipedia right now is that where you are no i'm on reddit bring that up the chat gbt be like so what's up with this high altitude experience it'll be like oh yeah i learned a little bit yeah i mean i mean you test deploying biological weapons on chinese populations Oh, yeah. Spread outbreaks and deaths.

Estimates of 200,000 plus. Jewish people did make a lot of noise about Nazi Germany, but Japan was on some really fucked up shit. I would say, like, and I hate to say in front of you, but the chaps were worse. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they were. They were rutherous.

because like the Nazi like Jews aside and like the other minority groups No no When they would capture an American servicemen seemingly they would respect the rules of war And like ah we captured you now you're in a prisoner in a Nazi war camp You go in there like that seemed like the thing they would do And they didn't think less of you because that's how European war has been fought for thousands of years

but the Japanese were like, oh, you surrendered? Well, you're not, you're not even a person anymore, much less a fellow soldier. Dishonorable. Doggaroo. And, you know, they lopping people's heads off for funsies and shit with those goddamn Doors? You think like Mangala ever got invited on like a, you know, like a little trip? He's a gout.

He's pale. He's a gas. He's going over there and he's like, yeah, Zesink, I don't go hot into paint. I go hot. the paint. And then he gets there and he's like, you have to at least like have the pretense of trying to learn something. That's just kind of the key of this. You're not even writing anything down. You're not even writing anything down. There are a lot of eyeball measurements I'm seeing. I took the altitude thing to chat GDP. It didn't like it either.

inconsistent results, later experiments contradicted what they found, yada, yada, yada. I don't know what's true. And just... I think that... Some researchers argue certain experiments, freezing mustard gas, tuberculosis, pathogen delivery methods showed some methodological rigor and produced data used in real bio-warfare attacks. Oh, that's the other thing. Like, we're kind of looking at this from the side of like preventative medicine and treatments

that like the good side of what they were learning. But there's also the evil side of what they were learning, like how to deliver biological weapons, which biological weapons were best at killing people in certain scenarios. How long it takes to kill a person from X pathogen or Y pathogen or whatever. The delivery method is simple. First you get a bat to poop on a pig. And then that pig somehow gets in contact with a person.

It is like a who walk into bar joke. I can't get it to poop on the pig. he is quick man before the end of World War II they made napalm at Harvard actually and

because they were just like oh what should we do how could we fuck up Japan and someone was like hmm well their entire cities are made of paper maybe we could do something like that with fire

and they're like yeah okay this liquid sticky fire and apparently tried to do a bombing there was a whole New York Times podcast thing about it and they I believe it was one guy who dropped

napalm that killed 500,000 people in Japan people just burnt their houses and super fucked up but obviously you know you think about the nuke because the nuke happened the nuke falls well short of the fire bombings so they would they would use

meteorological data to create the perfect firestorm. They would drop their bombs in certain areas when the wind was going from a certain area on a certain day to create an absolute fire storm, suck all the oxygen out of the center of the city, kill everyone. Way more people died from the fire bombings in Tokyo and all the other cities than the nukes. And we had like 1,200 B-29s in the area running like constantly, like back and forth bombing. It was like it's either 12 hours each way or 16 hours each way. It's something crazy like that that those pilots were doing. They were all addicted to meth by the end of the war because they were taking those Air Force meth pills to like stay in the air. They burnt

everything there was to burn. If the Japanese hadn't surrendered, they were going to be absolutely destroyed. The Russians were coming from the north. The Russians had already invaded Manchuria, I think. The writing was on the wall. I don't know that we needed to drop the nukes. I'm glad we did, though. That's like, The funniest possible take is I don't know if we needed to, but I'm glad we did. I'm glad we vaporized 500,000 people. Oh, it wasn't there. It was like 100,000 another, right?

Yeah, it was like 80 and 90 or something. That was nothing, Taylor. But then a lot died in the aftermath from like the growing up. Infections and the birth defects. The radiation. We were taught that dropping nuclear bombs on them was actually the humane way to end the war, quickly, resulting in fewer casualties. And once they saw the power of what we had on hand, they just surrendered immediately

and let it go. And I never even questioned that it was a humane and just act of kindness to move Japan. It's true because the alternative. So America was never going to accept like anything but unconditional surrender. So invasion was the alternative. Like their cities were burnt. They'd been conquered, but they wouldn't give up. Their populace was starving, but they wouldn't give up.

but they wouldn't give up. They were training the civilians with bamboo fucking spears, Woody, getting ready for the invasion. Dude, they go hard. We were going to put a million men in there. That's what it was going to take. The casualties would have been captured.

How many men did we send to Europe? I don't know. We stepped upon me. I don't know. That would be even more than we sent to Europe, right? Yeah. The U.S. didn't send a million soldiers to World War II. Now we didn't have a million soldiers.

We didn't have a million soldiers. So who was saying we were going to? send a million people to Japan. Let me see. That seems like a way that... Travis, pull up... Pull up

American infantry numbers World War II. Japan. Our current ones are only 1.4 million of active service members. No, that was the... No, I'm right. Rejected Allied casualties for the planned

45 to 46 invasion of Japan called Operation Downfall ranged from 250,000 to a million. It wasn't... They were saying it could be a million casualties. They were already so much. Four million combined casualties was the project. They weren't weak.

They had that dude that they had to have his superior go to that island and be like, dude, the war's been over for 20 years. Oh my God. That guy was hiding up in the hills, taking pot shots and farmers. I asked chat GPT about it, Kyle. It agrees with you on every point. It mentions the Russians were on their way and they would have had more influence throughout that part of Asia.

and it outlines a couple different scenarios where we invade or where we just keep fire bombs and I guess I guess it's just true it was the most human option. Somehow dropping nukes was the kind. It's hard to swallow. That would have been nice if we could have won without needing the fucking Soviets to help.

We did. Oh, basically like arc right. In Japan. No, the whole war. It's like, no, we did have two. a line with those on savory care. They did a lot of heavy lifting. The scientific stuff we talked about.

You guys have seen that video of the Soviets just like hooking a dog up doghead up to tubes. My God. Just horrible. How long did it live? Let's see. Sounds like Mars attacks. It's too long. What a terrible thing.

And he looks like a nice, would have been a nice dog. At least it's like a pit bull or some horrible dog. Let's see. 1925 Soviet scientist Sergei Buchenneka. I can't do that. kept the disembodied dog's head alive for an hour and 40 minutes. The head showed reflexes.

Yeah, wow, hour and 40. So I'm sure you could do that to a person. He was like, if this works, we're going to have Russian soldiers hooked up to tubes after you're dead still fighting. Yeah. Then you put them in like a red alert to where it's just a Russian guy's head and like a big Tesla suit and he's shooting electricity at you. That's the dreadnought, 40K. I want to talk about the Tesla thing that, since Taylor kind of segueed into it, they discontinued the model S and the model X,

and they're going to devote those factories to building robots. Bro. They're called Optimus bots, right? Yeah. Isn't S their main sedan? Yeah. The Model 3 is kind of their main, their biggest. The three is the junior version. The four is the big boy. It's what people, it's the 90,000

one. They're like, we can't get, we can't figure out getting them to drive. So we're going to try to walk first. That shocked me. And I, I can't believe it's not bigger news because are they just doing it for one plant or are they dropping the S entirely? Because I thought they just continued the model. Let me see. I make sure I'm right. The model S to me is their premier vehicle. It's the four door. It's the it's the plaid with the insanity motor, ludicrous motor, whatever that it's the fastest car in the world. The three is just like a, it's like, why don't you just get a fucking Honda, you know? Why don't you just get a Honda? Why are you getting a three? And then I wasn't familiar with the X's, but now I see it's like, oh, I don't think they ever got

them making these anyway. I don't know how many. X's are old. Let me read about four sentences. Tesla will discontinue the model S and X in the second quarter of 26. Musk said in an earnings call with investors today, no advance word was given about the cancellations, making an abrupt ending for Tesla's two original flagship EVs. Musk said the reason for canceling the vehicle programs was to make room at the Tesla-Fremont facility for production of its optimist humanoid robot.

Okay. Musk is trying to transform Tesla from an automaker into an A-I and robotics leader. Okay, so that Optimus robot, I looked into that a little bit. It's supposed to be like 20 or 30 grand and basically be a at-home robot for people. I hope this is like that does what? Like around that?

What can it do? It can walk around and obey commands and do chores, I believe? It's going to break my dishes. Maybe it's just the freaking like demonstration. voter in me. I need to see this thing fucking deliver before I give him $30,000. This is the same fucker who said he go to Mars. This is the same fucker who said like cars would be self-driving from New York to LA and it's like decades go by and this guy doesn't deliver what he says to stuff to people have bought self-driving, worn their cars out and it's still not

out of beta. It's I've got some optimist demos here. Here's just one of it dancing. Just Well, I don't need that. Yeah, but it gives you an idea of its mobility and balance and stuff like that. Here it is doing tasks. One sec. I knew you'd make fun of the dancing. When we all go to our moon base hotel, you get left behind. The dancing is pretty good.

Yeah. This is moving. This almost looks like AI based on how smoothly it's moving. If you put a sexy girl exoskeleton on this, You sure this is an air? Taylor is right. This is all a lie. I don't know.

I'm just, you got to be on guard for the ice stuff all the time. You got to be on guard. You do need to be on. The other thing is, I don't know if it does that every time. What if it took 100 tries to get that much footage? What if I'm like,

please take out the trash and it's like doing a, you know, the Russian, like kicking its feet out. It turns doing the Charleston. That's doing the Charleston. That's, But this is a...

Your hands on the knees. I... Yeah. No, what, you're 100% right. Look at this one. This is like... This would be like buying a plasma... Yeah, it was plasma screen.

Remember early 2000s? Everybody was spending thousands on plasma and that ended up being the far inferior technology. And then the next wave came out and everybody moved away from it. This is not something you become a first adopter of. You let them get the kinks out in like the first couple versions. Here it is doing kung fu. I don't need it to do.

these things. Again, Taylor, when there's an intruder at 3 a.m. and all of a sudden, he's got you down on the ground. Oh, my God. Finish you off and you say, Taylor Bot, defend! And this thing comes out the back with a knife in each hand looking like Britney Spears doing a dance. Dude. What this thing is not reacting to the human at all. It's just another dance like the first video. You hear someone breaking into your house. Here's someone. Here's when breaking into your house late at night and instead of grabbing the gun, you're like, you just yell like, Ajax defense mode. And then he runs out there and fuck some guy up.

And I'm like, no, survivors. Oh, let's a second. Is this human controlled? So am I buying like a slave to do my dishes through a robot? Okay, wait a second. Here's something you guys might not know. The first demo of these things, it was literally just people inside robot. costumes. At the second demo of these things, it's open, no, it was just remote controlled robots.

They put sensors on a person's wrists and ankles and head and whatever. And the person did the thing and then the robot did that same thing remotely. It wasn't anything like an automated helper that you put your dishes away. I think, I think maybe they're training to learn these things. This one was, I'm with you though. With the huckster stuff with must with his promising the moon and giving you fucking a hill. Like, like, I'm with you there.

But the fact that they're going to stop making their two main fucking cars and switch to making these suggests a lot of money must be going in and coming out. They haven't updated his cars in like 12 years. And that would buy. You skip to 150. It's, it's there,

this robot and people thought that it was in a suit. Because it was on stage in front of people moving. Yeah. They cut it open on stage. to be like, no, this is it. This is a real robot here at a minute and 50. Yeah, that one's kind of set. I bet that was just an amputee though.

Like, like, but there's no look. Cut the other leg too. What's going on? I'm going to them robot tities out. I want to be for sure. This is some Chinese robot. Right? This is the robot.

Like when they put that guy in the boot. Oh, yeah. This is the Chinese robot. This is like our creator's real life. When they invade, you're going to have to take down these things. Chinese are notorious fibbers. So that could have just been an amputee.

I'm like Musk. My problem with Musk is he's a notorious hoxter, right? He never meets his deliverable timelines. They don't, his products don't do the things he says they're going to do. And it makes me really cautious that we're really entering the era of robotics in like what, 27, 28? Then we'll see.

Yeah. I like that he freed up Twitter, but like all the robot stuff, he is like it it feels like it's just a constant running out of football and missing where it's like oh just over the just over the bend just around this bend there's going to be real robots doing real stuff and it just doesn't it just hasn't happened but it's probably like most stuff where it's going to rapidly become a real thing quickly the same way i i i went from silly novelty to everybody using it very often so teslas sales are going down they've gone down for two or three years in a row now

And this to me is Musk's way of preserving Tesla's amazing valuation for its stock. It's like the most valuable company on Earth that's ever existed thus far. And it's actually just a shrinking car company that doesn't make that much money. So now he's pivoting to AI and robots, which is perhaps a better gig. It's worth more than Nvidia? Am I right? I might be wrong. I thought InVidio is the one people talk about being like Now that you say I'm like wait a second I might be wrong

Because every time I see those graphs of like the biggest companies It always feels out of place that in I'm fucked up I think of it as like a gamer company Tesla is 10th I don't know if it was ever one But it's 10th so I made a mistake Was it the number one car company though

Tesla Oh Yeah that makes sense I think they've got some enormous government what do you call them contracts with both SpaceX and Tesla to like hundreds of millions of dollars worth of contracts with them

this robot shit is probably in the furtherance of another giant government contract where they're like hey Musk figure out the robot thing we got some other you know And if you get those robots to fight that's the that's what I if we don't get our moon base Taylor but we do get combat robots

I'll be satisfied like maybe we don't get Star Trek but we get Terminator instead or at least Robocop. I'd love to see Robocops. How would you feel about that if law enforcement were robots? It would probably be better because you could talk to them in like nasty tone of voice. And they would...

Yeah, you could be as rude as you wanted. And they'd just be like, you must pay the fine citizen. And then they'd just like give you the thing and walk away. And it'd be like, what would you do? Like, maybe it'd be faster. But also what is it would be? Those food robots up in L.A. and robin them, though. And I always feel sad for the robot. I mean, I know it's a robot, but I literally feel bad. They, like, they beat it up and flip it over. And it's trying, it's like, I feel bad for the robot. I feel bad for the, the winner who ordered pizza. And now he doesn't even know the pizza is now on the ground in Philly. He doesn't even know. He thinks he's delicious pie on the way. No. You asked about car company's market cap. I was curious. It's curious. It's almost. It's almost. almost like the American military, where it takes the next 11 car companies combined to

surpass Tesla's value. That's how valuable it is. Is he going to be a trillionaire this year? He got a really amazing payment plan, like compensation plan, but it also involves really amazing accomplishments that it takes to deliver that. So we'll see. I don't know. I've thought Tesla was overvalued and going to go down, but there's not.

really any money to be made in betting against Elon Musk. So let's keep watching. I was with you. I thought it was a sinking ship last, whenever he did the Nazi salute. I thought that was the last straw. I was like, man, everyone hates him now. Like he gave Trump the election. And now he's doing a Nazi salute.

Taylor, that's not true, is it, Taylor? No, he won the popular vote and over 70 million people voted for him. And I meant the Nazi salute. No, I think you missed. And I'm talking about optics. I don't need facts on my side. I'm just letting you know what anybody who was about to buy a Tesla is thinking when they look at that, they believe that Musk delivered the presidency to the president, whether through his like $100 million donation or from his like lottery program in Pennsylvania or whatever, which had to be illegal.

Or it was from some sort of weird hacking into the voting system. It was from freeing up. That was the most important. You did. Bringing up Twitter could have been that too. Could have been any of those things. But I'm letting you know that most Tesla, Tesla buyers, Tesla. Tesla buyers, they know that this guy right here is no good.

They've seen him, they synced him to do that Nazi salute, and they cannot be dissuaded from that fact. And his car sales have gone down since then, of course. But his wealth has gone up, which probably he'd make that trade. You know, I don't see him as losing. I think he wants people to like him though Like he seems like he really wants people to think of him As like like a

A modern day like a Tony Stark Exactly that a Tony Star That's what he wants to be Yeah he was in the movie Look at the video game thing Like if he was a billionaire who didn't give a fuck What people thought He wouldn't have done that like fake video game shit

Where he pretended to be the best at Diablo Which is a game that's so absurd to... I thought it was Diablo 4. I'm not sure. I like his Elven Ring build. His Eldon Ring build is terrible. People make challenge videos about being able to play the game using Elon Musk's build.

Which tells me it was actually him playing it. Like, you know, that's a guy who doesn't have a lot of gaming time carrying two medium shields for some fucking reason. Is he going to dual-willed shields? I don't know what he was thinking. But at least it's something he did himself instead of paying somebody. Yeah. We've talked about this before, but like if a big time like government employee or billionaire or whatever is talking about gaming and they're posting their stats,

I kind of want to see them suck because then it's like, this is a guy who's grinding at work. Look at how bad he is at Diablo. This guy's got no time to spend on this game. His build makes no sense. But instead he's like, I'm the number one best player of all time. and a lot of people they don't believe me, but I am.

And it's like, and Joe Rogan's like, you're the number one? Wow! And why wouldn't he though? Because why would the rich man in the world lie to Joe Rogan about that fact? Of course Joe Rogan took in face value. Are so low

to lie about something like that that if someone told me they were the best at some game, I don't give a fuck about it. I'd be like, that's awesome. Good for you, man. He paid that Chinese kid. He paid that Chinese. kid to boost his account up and then he didn't even know

he had a Ferrari they didn't know how to drive is what was going. Like it was it was embarrassing. He Live Street was all playing it. So people, I'm not an expert in the game. I don't know anything about the game. But he was like, I guess looting very poorly and

walking past valuable items that an experienced player would know to pick up and stuff like that. Picking up scrap he didn't need and his character was very advanced for because a Chinese hacker or super player had stinky chair guy had made him an account.

I like stinky chair guy. That's funny. Yeah. That's really good. Yeah. Denote a hardcore gamer. I don't think it stinks. My chair doesn't stink. It's made of mesh. So the farts pass clear through.

Sometimes I wish it was a cotton filter under there. You have a filter chair? I'm going to make a dube tube, like what you used to use to smoke weed in hotels, where it's a toilet paper roll with like a bounty sheet in front of it, and then you smoke it and then you blow it through that. I'm going to have a dube tube tube right under my butthole on this chair every time I rip ass. I'm going to go for the goal. I'm going to make it a catheter device.

It goes in my butt. A butt catheter? I don't even know if that's that. I don't feel like it would collect all of the feces. I feel like it would get around the tube just to leak up to your floor. How else to make it airtight? I don't know.

Man, Harley, are you still like jacked? You still like boxing, working out? I definitely could lock in a little more. I hear you. I hear you.

You know how to jolly maxing over the holidays. Jolly maxed. start getting it going again. I'm a fucking nightmare under this shirt. I'm not happy with it. I got sick at like Christmas. I haven't worked out in a month. I'm exhausted.

There's no chance. Let's go. Show us what we're working with here. Matthew? Give him a break. Sometimes we all get fluffy. Sometimes we're fluffy. He's lying.

He's stolen valor, bro. Are you? Finally, like, wrapped on the sickness? You sound normal, but I can't. But I mean, I probably, I muted myself to cough like 12 times during this show. And the mild cardio wears me out. And then, like, I basically have some sort of asthma cooking. It's awful.

That sucks. Are you, like, at the point where you're considering a doctor visit again? That's what I should do. Or at the very least, I should just go to an online doctor and be like, here's where I, am, is there like a nebulizer or something you can prescribe to get me cleaned up again? Because I'm not like actively sick so much. I think I just have residue. Yeah, but that sucks.

It's a huge quality of life decrease to be like waking up every morning. Your sleep's not quite so good. You feel like you're at 74% or something. Yeah. Doing stuff that would normally be easy peasy and you're like, I need to sit down. That blows. My wife has the same thing, just this lingering like, basically lightweight asthma.

And nobody else? Like your kids, they didn't catch it, nobody. Colin doesn't seem to. Just Jackie and I. Well, that blows.

Hopefully you get better soon. I don't think I've ever in my life been sick for a month. A whole month. Have you been sick for a month? I've had like a cough that lasted, you know, a couple weeks or something, you know,

definitely way too long. But I smoke. also so it's tricky to say. And I'm also not quick to, maybe I'm not even good at acknowledging it to myself, but, uh, like I feel like I'm never at 100%. I feel like 100% is these are, these are rare, rare days. They've always operating at like 88%. 80%. And sometimes I'm like, hey man, how you doing? I don't know. I got a headache. And I'm like, well, you're sick? I just got a kind of a headache. I'm like,

I have kind of a headache every fucking day. I don't know. Like I'm, it's, it's hard to say specifically and also because I smoke. So with the coughing and I have felt under the weather for prolonged periods of time. But I'm also, you know,

I work at a computer. I'm inside. There's like no sun here. It's crazy, you know, cloudy, snowing. You know,

January, February, these are, these are dark months and much. You're loading up. on vitamin D? I do. I do.

So you smoke Harley. We're talking about cigarettes, right? Not a hash, but there is tobacco in what I smoke there. Yeah, he's Canadian. Like, Canadians love like spliffs and like mixes of tobacco and weed. I don't know. I was going to ask if it, how well it works as an appetite suppressant, but we're not talking about Marlboros.

Does, oh, well, yeah, it does. it is like immediately going to suppress your appetite, but then 30 minutes later you're stoned. Like you're still stoned and the appetite suppress an aspect is not, you know, it's not that. Yeah. You're smoking and it's a brief arm wrestling match between the nicotine and the marijuana and the marijuana wins.

There were times when I was for my ADD taking like V V Vance or something. something like that. Mm-hmm. That was a crazy appetite suppressant. That was like you had to actively, for sustenance, acknowledge that I have to eat and I don't want to. So I'm literally going to swallow this down with water. And I knew it was for ADD, but I'd seen after the fact that it is for, you know,

to treat binge eating, which is weird to me because like what, treat just. eating whatever the fuck you want I do that all the time I'm sorry treating the way I've lived my entire life exactly when I realized a powerful pill I was like oh I didn't know it was that much of a problem someone would take a pill this powerful for that

did you like the vibe in someone told me I would like it oh fucking sick but I just I like to go I like to go off it you're not supposed to but I like to just be off it you know, because it's, I don't know, taking a pill. As a person who's a drug, I recognize when a drug is away. And it definitely has, it has an, I would say it has a downer to it, you know,

which is normally you're supposed to be in bed at the end of the day and it goes all day. But, I mean, if you're not, you could feel it, you could feel it wear off. And I'm always just surprised that it's so common with kids these days. Yeah, the times I've done those ADD drugs last time was when I was in college and I'd bum a pill from a friend or something. It was horrible. Horrible. Like you're so on edge. You're so energized.

You like sit down to like do a little bit of reading, but then I couldn't sit still anymore. And so I'd have to like get up and then I'd pace back and forth in my college apartment. And then I would be like, I have to do something with my hands. And so then I'd like clean the apartment. And it would be hours later and everything would be spotless. I still hadn't sat down to like, dude. You're taking medication for something you don't have. So it's affecting you in a different way.

Well, it really amped me up and I didn't like it. I want to be like antsy and really tinny. So in a second. You took Adderall because you wanted to lock in and do homework. Yes. And you organized your Spotify playlist and clean the house. I basically cleaned the house and read like a couple chapters of the book I was supposed to. and that was about it.

And after, I mean, probably half a dozen times of trying this because all my friends were all on Adderall for the most part. And they had a fuck ton of it because I guess they were handing out like hotcakes from the doctors back then. And so they would just offer it to me at the library when we were a group studying. And the thing I noticed most is that every time the whole group would take an Adderall, the majority of the study session was us getting up and going outside the library to smoke cigarettes. And then come back in. And then like, doesn't that sound like a drug? It is drugs. It's like what you do when you, you know, do drugs go to a rave.

You're like oftentimes like every 40 minutes go out for a cigarette. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I wonder where we're headed. Like, because five minutes ago, I was like, it wouldn't surprise me. We look back on this era of prescribing meth to everyone to make them more productive. It's not a new era.

We've been doing it since the 30s. Oh, okay. But I feel like. It's gotten more popular since the 90s or audience. Less popular. Like we used to prescribe it for everything. Well, I make up my own facts and I think that my facts align with my gut. Okay.

Very well. I think what he's right? What were kids getting before middling? Like, I think what he's right? They prescribed it to everyone. Hmm. But where I was headed on this is I wonder if we'll look back on this and be like, oh, my God, we were barbarians assigning meth to everybody.

Or if we'll be like. lock it in and make better meth for the future kids where they don't get distracted by cigarettes and house chores and actually do homework. I don't know. I could see the first one being a thing where it's like, did you know in the late 1900s, early 2000s, they used to look at like boys in kindergarten who couldn't sit still for boring as shit for eight hours because they're five years old boys and we gave them meth to force them to lock in and we got them addicted to meth. and then their appetites got suppressed and then they grew less.

Or we go the other way and we're like, we used to give them meth. Now we do genetic testing to figure out exactly what they'll respond best to and we give them that and they lock the fuck in and do their homework. That would be better.

Yeah. Like the genetic testing couldn't be worse. You know. It's just better math in my dream scenario. It was Benzadream in the 30s. That's what they started with. Benz's a dream. Over the counter.

Yeah. for alertness. And then all those Air Force pilots during the war, during World War II were on something similar to that. That makes sense. You have to be locked in. You're like getting in dog fights.

They still are. I'm never inappropriate. That's why Hitler had all those guys gused up on like uppers. I'm going back not very far, but to like golf war. The tank commanders and shit who had to be up for a few days, they were on that shit too.

Of course. That at least makes sense. like kids like it feels sad that like they put little boys on that for being too rambunctious like I don't like that it's like no that's actually normal for that little boy to be rambunctious and not want to sit down for six to eight straight hours like you know you're kind of you're kind of neutering his natural inclinations via doing this like we need really we should we supposed to learn out just bro he's not naturally supposed to be sitting there for eight hours a day and like state run daycare and so like they need to if anything come up with a better more energized curriculum.

They get the energy out of those kids out there. More than just a half hour recess. I'm a recess maximilist. I'm more recess. Sounds like a passion for this. I used to have Jim. I used to have Jim. It was like it got as much attention as a regular class when in the 90s and the 80s.

Now Jim is what? Once or twice a week? Ever? Maybe never? That must have changed because it was every day in grade school for me. every day in elementary school and i don't remember jim and middle school i i don't remember it being a thing but in elementary school like like k through five it was definitely an everyday basketball or like we did a lot of dancing like organized line dancing and shit like that

we learned like the macarena um i remember that we got they got the whole school together and taught us the macarena all but i i don't know why i still don't know why And we learned line dancing to achy, breaky heart. They played Billy Ray Cyrus. We did that too. The entire school is out there in the gym. We had a carpeted gym. That's how poor we were.

It didn't even have hardwood. It was that like really short like industrial carpet. Like a dentist office carpet. Like a dentist office. And we're all like, do it like, all right, everybody spread. Put your arms out and then take a step. You shouldn't be able to touch. And then they taught us line dancing to Billy Ray, Billeris Cyrus's achy, achy,

breaky heart. Nickel, nickel, dime, dime, corn. Quarter, quarter. That's brutal. Dodgeball day was the best day. Elementary school, middle school, high school, dodge ball day was always a hoot. When you came into the gym and you saw those blind up,

it was going to be a fun one. Yeah, I always love dodgeball. I appreciate a, I either want the really dense foam that only like the stronger kids or have the grip to even like squeeze hard enough to really get a purchase and throw it, or I want deflated volleyball. a deflated volleyball.

You take like a third of the air out so that you can again, like get a good grip on that thing and huck it and they sting. They make a pop when you hit it. That girl who wasn't paying a minute over the corner. We had a ball that was slightly larger than a softball and it was red

and it was rubber and you could squeeze it. And people who were good at throwing would whip those things so hard, so fast. I was not one of those guys But I was pretty good at dodging and you could also deflect it with the ball itself. And I can do that pretty well. Yeah. People had their roles.

That's what I liked about dodge ball a little bit. It's like the people who didn't know how to throw knew that their goal was to grab one of those squishy borderline useless for throwing balls because they go so slow. And you use that to deflect their hits up and then you catch their ball. Now you're an offensive threat as well as a defensive titan. It got down to like four kids versus just me one time. and they made the mistake of all throwing at the same time. So I have all... Now I have all the balls.

I have... My left arm is full of balls, and I'm just like up at the line, like watching them sort of try to like move behind each other and shuffle back and forth. And anytime somebody trips up or fucks up... And I've got like... And if they make like a dodge that like makes their next dodge impossible,

I've got another one. I love dodge ball. You aim for knees and shins basically? Is that your tactic? That was mine. aim low yeah try to hit him in the ankles or something like that because they you don't want to if they catch the ball you're out catch the ball should be high enough that it's at least tough to jump but low enough it's hard to catch triple faint is important maneuver whoa triple fake i'm thinking what

a lot of those you're sometimes you can triple faint and you don't even let go of the ball it was all a ruse for the flank to hit him with the ball you know and he's all what and then your boy from the side. It's like a heart creators. You did your own little hammer. This is the move. This is the move. This is some advanced Dodge ballery. I think I know what it's going to be.

Yeah, everybody's seen this clip. Oh, what a king. What a great for a problem. I think it was a flip involved. Like the flip was the dodge and then they, like, as they're landing, they beam it. It's wild. I've done that

move that he did, but not on purpose. And I didn't know I was going to hit someone, but I've definitely done a spin and hit someone. This was not on purpose at all. Yeah, our elementary school sucked. The more I'd think back on elementary school, it was really lame. We didn't have a playground the first couple years I was there because it was a new school. And I guess they're like, didn't make that a priority. So we'd go out, we'd go hang out on the blacktop, like in the parking lot and just like stand there for 40 minutes and then go back in or chase each other around like there was nothing to do yeah yeah yeah it was no good it's no good finally I think the parents built us like a super playground by the time I got to like third grade and it was like

they like I got a wooden wood and timbers and stuff and there was you know all the cool stuff I like I like a good playground I wish there were adult playgrounds I guess they're kind of are you know that thing me and you went to where we did the B&Bs are dedicated to it. I've been to one of us. I know. You know that thing? We went to the dot. We went to the laser tag and the go-karts.

And they had that one like elevated tunnel where there's like a mesh of straps and like multiple layers of it like kerplunk and you fall through them. Oh yeah, yeah. I like shit like that. I saw a fat chick on Reddit like fall through that thing and it's the funniest thing ever. Was she distressed or having fun? Very distressed. God, cool thing. But it's almost like, why'd you get yourself in that situation?

Like, you know who you are. You're the least athletic fat chick you know. Don't go to the climbing gym. I think fat chicks aren't as aware of how handicapped they are until they, like, fall down a flight of stairs or something like that. And then they realize they can't get up. I've seen fat chicks fall into a ball pit before. And it's like, if nobody helps you out of this ball pit, you'll die there.

You can't get, you physically can't escape the ball pit. You're so fat. Wow. Dude, this is a different topic, but you know the whatever podcast you're familiar with it? Yeah, with the guys that typically bring on girls and like dog. You're going to open the pickle jar. The pickle jar. That's the one.

Dude, I just saw the pickle jar clip for the first time. And it's amazing. So, Kyle, so you've seen it, I guess. Yeah. I do it. One, this podcast must be wildly profitable. They do it live and someone gave a thousand dollars for the pickle jar challenge. And what it is is they give the pickle jar to the girl.

She tries to open it. She invariably fails. And then they hand it to the guy and he opens the pickle jar. And then I guess men feel better about themselves. Well, she tries to open it. She says she weighs 98 pounds that she never thought she was going to get it. It doesn't happen. And then she hands it.

Then the guy gets it. and he can't get it either. And he starts laying on the excuses. Oh, it's all slimy. Oh, you can't get it. He's using his shirt, can't clean it off. They get him a paper towel. He can't get it.

And then another dude just pops it open easy. And it's like, you're... That guy is not a specimen. He was just on Joe Rogan. Yeah. Yeah, he got something. I don't, you know, like, it's not like I've listened to a lot of Joe Rogan ever lately.

but I saw that guy on there and I was like this guy you bought this guy on for an extended conversation the guy that couldn't open the pickle jar and you didn't know how to open a pickle jar either you can turn that thing upside down you slap it lid down flat on a table and that's solved the whole problem do you know if I couldn't open that pickle jar how many excellent jokes and moments

I would have there in that space but the way he existed in that space of not opening the pickle jar was so insane. He was like he was like getting mad all around. It was just it was just so very. excuses and anger and he looked like a failure. And his whole thing. Have you seen when the girl calls him out for there's one where a girl calls him out for not living a traditional like lifestyle himself?

She's like, how many ex-husband ex-wives do you have? How many ex-husbands did they have? And she's like going down this little da-da-da-da-da-da-da thing. and he's like, you lick SNS! And like, I guess he's a lesbian. He's like, you like sniz! And he's like clearly getting upset. And all he has to fall back on.

Three baby daddies. That was like the thing that really is like, your wife has three baby daddies. And that's, you look SNZ! You're stupid! And forget what triggered her to say the best thing. But you look SNS and he said something about her being dumb. And she's like, I'm not. You're just embarrassed.

You're embarrassed. and she laid it out so well. I wish I could quote her better. And he's bad at his job. He's getting smoked by these girls on his show. He does better. I'm sure. I'm sure.

I've seen probably too much of that show. I haven't watched it in a while, but I used to watch a good bit of it because it was back when they had that, they were asking girls what their body counts were. And they had like, what did they call that giant fat bitch? Like Grognak the Destroyer or something, whatever they call. her body count was like 50 or something like that and it became such a meme that I just wanted more of her content

I loved I loved this self-assured behemoth who was hideous and like the just the the crowd fucking with her and then the guys asking her leading questions it was funny to me at the time I made it an AI a call a duty skin of her that it was AI but for a second I thought it was real I'm like this has got to be AI right but it looked so believable that I was like I will boot call a dude up right now and buy this I don't like how good the AI is getting because they use it with political events now

and muddy the water on things that are important and I can't tell anymore but the difference between because sometimes real videos will be grainy and sometimes real videos will have stutter issues because of the whatever and

like when you throw the AI possibility in there you can't tell what's real you definitely can't tell the difference between a low quality video and AI. Yeah, the low quality helps AI. It helps masks, masks some of AI's flaws. What game did they make her a playable character in?

Gorlock the Destroyer. What, what did that? It was a call of duty pump fake. I think I saw even a different picture, but yeah, I was like, I will go turn that shit on right now. We haven't talked about the Alex Pready stuff yet.

we haven't had a PKK since it happened. No, we have not. We should wait until Taylor gets back. I want his take on it too. I think we're all going to be on the same side on this one. Because it's just so like, oh, look at that. Speaking of the devil.

He seems. Taylor, we were just about to bring up the Alex Pretti thing, the latest shooting. What was the Gorelock? What was the Corlock? As you're a new cold duty skin, you can play. Oh. It's not really.

Yeah, yeah. It's extra health, but you've got a bigger hitbox. That seems to count. Blackcock seven. This seems like bullying. I saw one. I saw so many pictures that I was like, what, is it true? Is it true? She looks like an ogrean.

Like, she's so fucked. She does. She does. An ogrean. Anyway, on to happy. Godass to me. So fucking gross. Did you kill you on that Alex Prady thing?

So you think it was a bad shooting? Of course, of course. Yeah. After some more, I don't know now because the, well, the info that has come out since, right? Okay. Because initially when you sent me the video, Kyle, I think it was Saturday when it happened. I watched it quick and I agreed with you and Chis. I'm like, that doesn't look good to me.

But that was quick. I was trying to finish flooring and everything. And then I watched it more over the next couple days. and it does seem complicated because the initial narrative of he was like a random protester like going out to buy donuts or whatever and they murdered him didn't end up being true right like he was seemingly involved in repeat conflicts with ice and federal agents you're talking about the event 12 days later where he kicked the taillight of a truck 12 days earlier yeah where he was you said later but 12 days earlier he didn't do anything later he did anything later he didn't do anything later he he's dead. But 12 days before he kicked an SUV. You're talking about that? He kicked the SUV and he spit on the agents and he was screaming at them. He spit on the SUV to be fair.

Assault me. Assault me. Well, he was trying to spit on the agents. They closed the door too quick. But he was screaming at them. Assault me. Assault me. And so this doesn't seem like someone who's doing well mentally. And he's repeatedly engaging in conflicts with federal agents while armed, which is a dangerous thing to do.

What was the second time that he did? the second time was when he ran in and tried to unarrest that lady and started shoving people that led up to him being shot oh the repeat was the day that killed him the repeat was the day that he was killed yes the first time was when he and so like but the narrative was this was just a nurse who was out and about that that's the problem is is both sides of every conversation that comes up, people don't do like their own housekeeping from their perspective. So they'll, they'll try. And I'm just saying using, you know, not this, but a hypothetical example.

Like he was the best person would never do anything. And then you find one thing. And then it's like, oh, look at that. Now everything is. And it's like, you know, I see a lot of times people have conversations and they'll use language in crazy ways, you know, whether this person's a Nazi or racist or whatever, the words get thrown around so much. And this is a situation where people get caught up on the language because now like I could see what you're saying because I saw newer videos

where it's like, oh, look at that. Okay, I get it. But the shooting, shooting him is there's just no there's no way it should have been there. It never should any person, any person can throw on a ice cosplay and actually go around with a gun and go up to people like a motherfucker get the fuck out of the car. I don't have to answer shit. I don't have a badge number. I'm not a police

officer. I'll fucking, I'll shoot you right now. And with guns out, guns everywhere. It is, it's super crazy. I don't know what the first event has to do with the second event. I mean, it might speak to his character to you, but I don't know how it influenced the events of his shooting. Because the agents didn't recognize him. There was no paperwork filed him from the first event. The only person injured was Alex. They broke his rib on the first event. And then the second event,

what I see is him holding a camera and then walking up to him and shoving a lady down. And when he literally tries to help a lady who's been assaulted up from the ground, they pepper spray him. And then they tackle him to the ground and start beating him with a canister of pepper spray and then quickly there are seven officers surrounding him beating him one of them's like swinging underneath getting like hooks in like like uppercutting him then a guy grabs his gun off of him and then three seconds later they shoot him 10 times in the back were they pistol whipping him i'm i didn't oliver stone this video quite as much as i did the rene good one he had the bearerase oh i didn't see a pistol whipping but i I saw them beat him with a can of bear spread.

You know, it's got a pistol grip and then the canisters in front. That must be what I'm looking at. Yeah. So they were beating him with the can and they were kicking him and they were punching him and it was 7B1 and then they shot him 10 times after they disarmed him. So what was your like, help me understand what you saw? Because to me it looked like he went. Well, no, I was going to say what I saw.

And then you can. Yeah, well, by everyone. So to me it looked like he went over there. trying to, and you said to help a lady, but that's, he's interfering in an arrest, a legal arrest. Or a legal detaining. That was an arrest when they shoved her? They were going to detain her, because she was disrupting. They can't arrest her. They can detain her, though. What were they detaining her? They were trying to keep people from disrupting their lawful operation to arrest illegals. And so when he steps in. And so when he steps in, he is obstructing. That doesn't,

That's not a death sentence. That doesn't mean you should be killed. But when you charge... So basically, like, that video of him behaving that way... I disagree with your premise from the start. Like, like, there are two people standing there. It looked like they were one step off the sidewalk and in front of a car. Right?

Do you remember it that way, too? Yes. So they're not, like, obstructing anything. He's recording and she's standing there, and they shove her to the ground for no reason, seemingly. We don't see what led up to it. I would sign on to that too. Like, I'm not saying, I'm not dancing on his grave. I'm not glad this guy's dead.

Like, it should have gone differently. It would have gone differently if Minneapolis PD wasn't told to stand down for weeks. And he was actually arrested for assaulting officers the first time with a weapon. How would that would have changed the events? Because he would have been, he would have been, you would have been a bail? Of course he would. For kicking a tail light? Do you think you're, you don't have to be?

You don't get bail for kicking taillights? Dude, he did it while armed. That really rack. up. Does that do that? Does that change it? Are you serious? Do you not think there's a difference between unarmed and armed robbery? He won't have an armed robbery if he doesn't pull the gun out. Where's the robbery come from? No, no, I was saying, I was establishing like there is a difference in crimes based on armed versus unarmed. And so when you federal agents, then no one sees the gun. He didn't use the gun to kick the taillight out. He didn't pistol whip the tail light. The whole taillight

thing is nonsense and just to distract him. I think you're off target. Like I'm thinking in my head. I have a leather bit of my pocket. It always lives there. And if they were like, Woody kicked out this taillight with a knife on him, it'd be like, the knife is not related to the tail light kicking. And I think the gun is the same. I think that he was

trying to disrupt ICE. He was... On the day they killed him or the first day? Both days. Yeah. And this is another thing that like adds to the will kind of destroy the initial narrative that he was a random protester. He has had repeat conflicts

violent conflicts with ice and he shows up exactly at the moments where these things happen because he was one of those guys in the now leaked signal chat where he was getting information as were hundreds if not thousands of these leftists about where to go because I don't know if you guys read that signal chat thing and you're seeing what's leaked basically the lieutenant governor of Minnesota and a bunch of elected Democrats and Minneapolis PD federal agents journalists from Reuters and other networks, both local and national, were all in a chat and they were sharing information about where ICE would be. And so he had repeat conflicts with them because he was in there getting tips. And that's why it wasn't post-fact protests like waiving signs. It's like as

they're trying to do something, there's already a crowd. It's because they were leaking the information to them. And so it turned the narrative away from random protester to organized agitiveness. And I'm not happy he's dead. I'm not going to dance in his grave the way some people do with deaths of people that disagree with. I think that's gross and you shouldn't do that. But when you charge at federal agents and they know you're armed and you're behaving erratically, you do introduce the possibility of death for yourself. Yes. So I'm charged at a federal agent? He ran at the federal agent, started shoving and pushing, trying to separate the lady from the ice agent. He saw him run at a federal agent. He ran at the lady to push her back. And then what looked like,

is that he pushed the lady, then he got pepper sprayed, and it almost looked like he accidentally grabbed the lady and pulled her up, thinking she was an ice agent. You should definitely defend those murderers then. This is a great point of view on this one. I would want your character witness there if I were the people who murdered Alex. I mean, if punish the agents if they did anything. First of all, the thing that happened 12 days before speaks to his character.

It speaks to the fact that he was an organized protester. That's fair, but that's irrelevant. No, no, no, no. It's not protesting when you're disrupting federal operations that are legal. You're now agitating. It seemed like he's disrupting. He kicked a light out on the first day, for sure. At least on the day of the death, he was yelling at them and filming. And then the way I remember it, I'm yelling.

Maybe just filming. Maybe I made that up. And then the ice officers like two-hand shoved this woman and knocked her on her ass. And then my interpretation was that Pretti kind of white knighted the guy. girl, like, you know, wanted to help her up, wanted to keep the eye, like, you can't do that to a girl. And they're like, the fuck we can't. And they gang tackle him and they start beating him and they disarm him and then they shoot him 10 times. And I don't see anything. Even if you go back to the broken taillight that justifies this judge dread shit. I mean, ideally he would not have been killed, but like the actual order

of operations, it seems like he went in, started obstructing. He did. I didn't see any obstruction. Are you serious? He was standing between the person they were trying to detain and trying to keep officers away. What I saw was, none of this is in the realm of shoot him. I saw

I don't think they were trying to detain that woman. I think that him and a woman were standing by the sidewalk and they hit her and he tried to pick her up off the ground and then they said, oh, you want some too. And they started beating and spraying him. And then they disarmed him. And then they shot an unarmed man in the back 10 times. That's what happened. So what looked like that is what ended up happening. But that's seven people around the guy. They're all there. He's on all

fours. They know he's armed. And the guy who shot him couldn't see that he because they saw the gun on them. They didn't see the gun until they had him on the ground and how do you think they got him disarmed if they didn't know he was armed? Because once they got him bent over on his knees, I'm answering your question. They didn't know it until they had him on the ground and they were beating him and someone saw the gun because it's hidden by his shirt. So the ice agent that disarmed him came by on on the side he was armed and grabbed the gun out. Now I've seen theory because then that gun seemingly went off. No, it didn't. No, it didn't. That's what some people are saying. But I know. Yeah, there are some. Yeah, there are some. people who were putting AI on Alex and making him look like a tranny at a party. No, but that gun... Well, they're also... They're not even showing his real face on the news. Doesn't that gun have faulty issues that handgun? Yes, it does.

It goes off by itself sometimes. But it did not go off that day. And no one is... But basically, like, imagine, like, he's down. The one ICE officer walked by and... And it was a loud scene. But, like, if you're going to blame someone, like, blame the guy that disarmed him,

and clearly didn't scream enough. I have the gun. I have the gun. Because I don't even think Pretty knew he had been disarmed because he was already maced. And then the ICE officer on the other side who hadn't seen that he'd been disarmed sees that he's reaching back towards where they now know a gun to be. And so are you serious? But I feel like if I were to accept every single thing Taylor said, we're not even close to a justified shooting. No, I don't think he should have been killed.

Like, I don't think that, like, you should. But, and some people take explaining a perspective on something to think that you are justifying it, and that's not what I'm doing. I'm explaining my perspective on what could have happened. No. I think that when you charge federal agents repeatedly and you demonstrate that you have a habit of this, and you are armed, you invite. You could show the video of Alex Prattie with his gun in every concealed carry permit class on earth. And it could be a lesson of exactly what I've we've all taken concealed carry permit classes. Half the class is telling you not to behave that way while armed because even if you don't deserve to be killed, you invite the potentiality of violence when you are armed and being aggressive.

You need to be more responsible. Someone like it. I didn't find it. I think like even without looking at the video breaking it down, there's a conversation closer here that can happen without frame by framing it. And it's like a, is he is he? you say he's fucking with a lawfully federally lawful

operation here that's that is the foundation of the issue is who are these federal agents oh my god Taylor you're thinking wrong of course he is

look at him charge at him Woody oh my goodness look at him shield himself from the chemicals and the beating he's asking for it. He's charging right at him. Wow. But this is this is federal agents and deadly force. That's the debate. What's the deadly force here? Who are these federal agents? Who are the people that are doing this? What's the what's what the whole no badge? The whole no badge number masked up operation doesn't feel like a federal. So these guys are operation.

I'm interested at 1.10. I'm trying to best see because that's where it gets real. So these guys aren't, they're Border Patrol. They're wearing body cams. So that body cam footage is out there. And Alex's footage that from what he's recording is out there, not out there. It exists. Wait, have they released it? I haven't seen that. What I mean to say is it exists. I should have said out there. I just meant that it exists. Not that are there any, because I would like to see their. cameras. I haven't seen any of their cameras. I think it's important to establish some true facts here. Like this idea that he's like interfering and he charges at them and like wow, very off target. What happened is they two hand shove this woman and then he like went to pick her up and they pepper spray. I mean, he's holding the camera and sort of defensively goes like this in a way no sane person could think is aggressive. And then they start beating the fuck out of him and disarming him and shooting him.

and he doesn't show any aggression in this from beginning to end. You act like they were justified or that he was like working to disrupt a lawful operation. Like none of that happened. He didn't do anything wrong. Nothing he did was wrong and nothing. They would never teach a class where they taught that anything he did there was wrong. If anything, a clash should be taught to law enforcement showing that nothing this guy did was

wrong and you murdered him. And we don't know the name of the officer. that shot him. We don't know any of that stuff. They've literally whisked them out of the state and put them somewhere else. We don't know where. They say now they're on administrative leave, but that's only because Holman is in. And I don't know, short Hitler or whatever his name is, is out. I like Holman, by the way. Look, I'm all for the ice. That guy's a cruel. He's a crook, though. Homan? But he's the guy who got him out for Obama. Like, I need him in there. This is the guy who engineered the three million Obama. Obama gave him some,

like presidential rank award. $50,000 cash in a brown paper bag for a bribe doesn't rub me the right way. You guys got to make a living. Yeah, he's literally crook. That was probably just that's why he lost that job.

That like he got out because he got caught taking bribes and now they're putting them back in because the other guy's fucking Nazi. Do you know what the bribe was for or anything related to the bribe? I do remember the 50 grand in a paper bag And they asked him point blank on like, I don't, CNN, Fox News somewhere like that.

Like, you didn't take a bag full of money, did you? And he's like, I didn't do anything illegal. Nothing I did was against the law. And everything I've ever done was law. You're almost going Jesse Ventura with him. He's got a mouthful of teeth. He's like, like he's always. He's got to tell.

It sounds like he's not quite done with a bite of food. It's done. What bothered me. a lot in this shooting and the other one is the Trump administration immediately comes out with a ton of lies. Stuff that's like obviously disprovable. And in this case, it was like, there's no reason to have that many bullets. There's no reason to have a backup magazine. There's no reason to bring a gun to a protest. He was obviously there to massacre the agents. The agents were the victims in this situation. and I'm like, oh my God.

Like everyone can see the video. This is well documented. And the brazenness in which they tell lies rubs me the wrong way. I don't like this one bit. When he brings up, this is more general, but he reveals himself to be like a New York lib every time he opens his mouth on guns. He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to anything to do with firearms, guns, what gun lovers like.

Like, has he ever shot? a gun? No, I would doubt it. His son's hunt and he has no, he has no idea. You know, he said something like, you know, you can't have the guns. Guns are bad. And the two magazines, that's some bad stuff. And it's like, is it?

Yeah, I saw his comments on that and that was retarded. It one extra magazine. It one extra magazine, that's some bad stuff. And, and look, if this were in a vacuum, that would be one thing. But it's not in a vacuum. It's in a political climate where going back the last 10, 15 years, Even to the 70s with the Black Panther movement, protesters have shown up heavily armed,

mostly on the right, heavily armed to these things. I remember they were at some capital building like four or five years ago, and everybody's got, one of them had an F2,000, your FNF's 2000. They got them on tactical slings. They're wearing camouflage, and it's just a bunch of white dudes at the state capital, flexing that this is legal. You can't bar me from my state capital.

Here I am holding in, wearing arms or showing up at protest. Again, locked and fucking loaded. They are 15s and they'll go ahead put a gomer pile helmet on for some reason too. And it's just like, I like all that shit. I see people talking about now that most liberals

saying that all of a sudden now that we're buying guns, the conservatives don't like it. I'm like, that ain't I'm down with them. I love seeing a fucking cat boy with a machine gun as much as I like seeing Billy in his overalls with one bib undone and a double barrel shotgun. Everybody.

one needs 50 fucking guns, machine guns, artillery, rocket launchers. That's my number one issue. Above all the other amendments is the guns. Yeah. They described him as a would-be assassin. They said he intended to massacre the officers.

This is a level of That's just not honest in regard to the situation. Every topic on everything that ever comes up, These guys tell the most outlandish lies. And I sometimes feel like I'm the only one who hates it.

Where do you guys come down on the, because you're right, that's a ridiculous framing of it. It's like when a YouTuber talks about something that you thought was smart, talks about something in your wheelhouse and you realize like, oh my God. You know, I've heard people talk about Elon Musk in that way. Like he talked about cars. I didn't know anything about cars, so I thought he was a genius. He talked about space, so I don't know anything about space. I thought he was a genius. And then he talked about coding.

And I'm a coach. He's not a genius. and the same things happen here with these fucking blatant lies because there are plenty of topics that I'm not that well informed on politically and maybe I don't take their word 100%, but I take their word 90%. I'm like, ah, maybe embellished a little. It's too much. Maybe it wasn't exactly the way they said, but it is the thing, right? No, they're happy to flat out make things up and lie to your face.

There's a quote from Andor where it's very similar situation in this government propaganda and she's like, the most insulting thing is they don't even bother to tell a convincing lie anymore. That's the final insult. They'll just lie to your face with just clear, blatant falsehood and watch you eat their shit because you don't have any other choice because they have all the power.

I hate that. I hate that. What's the 1984 quote? Their final and most important order was to stop believing your eyes and ears and start believing the government, something like that. That is where it feels like we are. Yeah. I saw that. I mean, I've been seeing that.

for a hot minute. That's been going for a while where they're like, oh, don't pay attention to your eyes and ears. Immigrants are actually, these illegals aren't even a big problem like this. I want to know where you guys come down on the signal chat leak that showed that all of these,

all these Democrats. It depends what they're saying should be done. Because if I'm as much as I like with it. Yes. So they're clearly trying to organize people to show up where the ice raids are going to happen and warn people that they're coming and

the interfering with an investigation is a crime. I don't know if all of them are taking that step into interference. You could argue that blowing rape whistles and playing bongos is interfering with a federal investigation. I don't know if it is or not. I don't know if that's like chargeable.

If you can go arrest a guy for playing bongos while you're trying to, like do your job over there. I'm not sure if that's I think that's lessening it a bit. Like the whistle thing and bongo thing, I agree with you. That's the worst part of me. Who's to fucking say. Yeah, the whistles are fucking loud. There's so many whistles. There's so many whistles.

It raises my stress levels watching it. And I can imagine if I'm there like worried that. That's actually the purpose of it. So this is a tactic that people use to try and goad law enforcement into overreacting

to things is they try and keep them high stress. They try and fuck with them. And you can read rules for radicals. You can read anarchist cookbook. Like this has been a standard protests like strategy for Are you serious? I've never read anarchist cookbook, but it was always my assumption that they were alerting illegals to either run or stay indoors or

something like that. So they weren't alerting illegals with that. The signal chat was the No, the whistle. The whistles are you know, they can multifaceted, right? They can, oh, they're here, they're here, run, run, run. Or it can just be surrounding them. I'm trying to, to fuck with them. But the signal chat is a big deal because that's the lieutenant governor of Minnesota. And a lot of Democrats, she, she was just in the signal chat. And so she just monitored it. And so what they did is, and they also illegally scanned using turncoat feds, 5,000 plus license plates. So anyone,

who drove through Minnesota in an SUV that they thought looked like ice, they ran their plates and they had a giant network that said confirmed ice or suspected ice. And that's why I don't know if these have made it outside of the Twitterverse, but there have been dozens of videos over the past couple weeks of like these agitators going up to random people that aren't ice and being like, fuck you, give me your ID. Are you ice? Are you deporting people? And it's just like a well-dressed white guy who's like, what the fuck are you talking? Get away from me, please. Like they're, harassing these people. So the problem is that it is a organized chat where a bunch of government officials and feds and police officers are actively working against federal agents. What did the

government officials say? The government officials were in there, you know, maybe they were actively working against them. They were actively in this chat. And what this chat did is it, they ran license plates for, so like some ice or agitator, uh, active. would send a license plate in. And then one of governor did that in there? I don't know what she did in there, but she just you keep framing it. Like the lieutenant governor was actively in this coordinating organizing. She was. It was a signal chat.

Like she was aware of all of this happening. I don't have her chat logs. So she framed it as she monitored it, but didn't do or say anything. She was keeping tabs on them. Then she was keeping tabs on an illegal operation to disrupt federal agents from enacting. And I know what Harley said, like, enacting the law. 70 plus million people voted for mass deportations. That's what our most recent election really was. It was a referendum on that. It's still 60 plus percent popular. Like we want mass deportations. And so a small group, relatively small group of Minnesota of elected officials working in such a way as to subvert the will of the public that's being enacted via ICE deporting illegals is obstruction. And so it's a huge scandal. And I don't think it's any coincidence that it was within a couple hours of the signal chat being leaked that Tim Walls who had previously said like we're at war this and that

we will never side with ice we will never protect ice that signal chat leaks and by that evening he has reactivated Minneapolis PD to work with ice like clearly it looks bad for them because they're working undercover to subvert deportation operations which is which is crazy that's a crazy I'm not sure I'm not sure if anything in the signal chat is going to come to go beyond their Republicans are losers and so they won't end up charging these people probably I just don't think they broke any laws

I think they're organizing to go and fuck with ice but if they were in there organizing to assault, injure, harm or something like that because that's a crime. I mean blowing whistles playing bongo standing on the corner calling them faggots does it mean throwing rocks at them and throwing frozen water bottles

biting the chat biting their fingers off. It's the relevant what they do when they get there. It's more important what's in the chat. Like if in the chat, the lieutenant governor was like, make sure you freeze your water bottles, those will put a hurting on them.

Now you've committed a crime, right? There's some sort of conspiracy to... There's already a conspiracy. It's a giant chat of government officials telling a bunch of agitators where they need to go to disrupt lawful operations. That is a crime already.

Just that's what I think you might not notice. You're assigning intent, though. But they were using Facebook for that too out in the open. And I think those Facebook groups got shut down. But they did because they were behaving. People had different roles. One I remember was commuter. And I'm like, commuter, what's that?

That's when they follow them around. And I don't know if they obstruct them so much as they make them feel uncomfortable and followed. And that's what a commuter does. Commuters, I read somebody talking about it. And they're like, it's really a super boring job. You spend most of your time in places where ICE isn't even there, waiting for ice to show up and it's boring. That's like the bulk of what they do.

But anyway, they were using Facebook to do it for a long time. And I feel like because it's signal, it's somehow like salacious. Like, oh my God, a secret and encrypted conversation. When they were also doing it on Facebook out in the open. Why didn't they have a public Twitter group where they did this? Why do you think? Who on Twitter? Because it's illegal.

I just picked a site. Okay, a public Facebook group. Those Facebook groups got shut down because what they're doing is illegal. What's the crime? You don't get, what's the crime? They're obstructing justice. They are actively trying to prevent ICE from engaging.

What is the crime? So the crime is obstruction or conspiracy to obstruct? No, it would be obstruction because they have repeatedly obstructed for weeks and weeks now. We're talking about the signal chat in particular, though. That's what I'm talking about. You have to tie an action to something that came from the signal chat, not just an agent's location or tracking where they are. You have to find an order being handed down or a coordinated,

group saying, we're going to hit them hard today. We're going to, we're going to throw piss on them. And then you got to show me where they threw the piss on them. Then there was a conspiracy on an encrypted signal chap. The lieutenant governor was in there and she handed the orders down. If any of that happened, that sounds bad a criminal to me. But what I think it was was them, organizing to fuck with ice, to tell them they had small dicks, to yell at them, yelling, shouting, waving signs, throwing bongos, restructing, I haven't seen you're like, I'm on your side with this thing,

but I'm just saying you've got to be honest about what's happening. I haven't seen a single rock get thrown. I haven't seen that yet. You didn't see you. You didn't see it threat people's lives for no reason. You didn't see the Border Patrol agent with his hands all bloody defending that destroyed hotel by himself three nights ago because many. Yeah, because Minneapolis PD.

I got to see that. Yes, they ran in ransacked the hotel because they were told on that signal chat where ice agents are staying. But in the single year, did they tell them to assault the ice agents and ransack and destroy his hands? Was he mutilated? They know what it's saying. They say, well, I wouldn't say mutilated. Because I would say

he had bloody hands and he did get hit with a rock. But you're not talking about the one who got bit. No, no, no, that was a different guy. That guy was a mutilated. That is mutilated. That is. Now that's mutilation. No, it was a couple of border. They weren't even

nice. They were border patrol. Or no, one of them, It was actually a Fed who got brought in. He was working for the Bureau of Prisons, and he was standing in front of this hotel. And because this illegal signal chat told all of their cronies where they're staying, they went there, they started throwing rocks. And this guy was out front getting pelted and bloody. And nobody came to help.

He asked out loud. He's like, no, no, he asked out loud. He said, where is Minneapolis PD? Where is Minneapolis PD? But at that time, this was before the signal leak. Tim Walls and Jacob Frey, the governor and mayor of Minneapolis, Minnesota, Minnesota Minneapolis, respectively. They were still on their stand-down orders. Like, hey, don't go in, don't help ice, don't arrest people, like, just stay home.

And so this guy, like, could have died. I want to see your video. I just can't find it on the internet. I'll have to search through my Twitter likes or something. So a hotel was invaded and destroyed, and an ice agent was left bloody from throwing away. No, no, no. It wasn't even an ice agent. It was a Bureau of Prisons agent who had been brought into help.

Okay. And I have heard that they're like outing the hotels they're staying in and trying to deny them sleep by being noisy. Yeah. And restaurants aren't serving them. Yeah. It wasn't just normal. Like it wasn't just, I'm sorry, not normal. Noisy.

Like, no, this is normal. No one's doing anything normal. You're in a very abnormal time, which is kind of interesting. But yeah, it wasn't just noisy. it was them going to these hotels and agitating and they destroyed the whole bottom floor of this hotel. I mean, ICE is unpopular.

It sounds like an exaggeration. It's troublesome because I heard him describe the shooting and then I saw the video and I was like, holy shit, this guy worked for Stephen Miller. Did Stephen Miller tell you what to say too? I'm waiting to see a destroyed first floor of a hotel and a poor lowly bureau prison management guy with bloody hands from the rocks that have pelted him

as he begs the sky for intervention from the police. I'll find a better one, but that's the best one. I just searched ICE rioter. Oh, this is too late. This is after they were throwing shit. I need to find the throwing shit one. So the idea of enforcing, like, having borders is popular.

And the idea of getting people out of America has lost popularity, but it's still, you know, something most people want. 60 plus. What ICE is actually doing is not popular at all. Everyone fucking hates ICE. Even the Republicans are like these jack-thuded, jack-booted thugs with their masks and no body cams,

killing Alex Pready. Ice is not popular. And I've seen poll after poll after poll. Like people are talking about this a lot. People don't like the way Trump is doing it at all. And I think back to like, what was it two months ago? They were in Chicago. And they took.

everyone out of that apartment building at 2 a.m. separated children and parents zip tied them on the curb. They didn't let them get dressed. They were out there in the cold wearing whatever they were sleeping in, children crying. And you know how many illegals they got in that apartment emptying? Two. They said 37 and then they revised the number because they're fucking liars. It was actually two. You can't just empty an apartment building of all of its citizens zip tie them on the curb at 2 a.m. children crying and act like this is a reasonable way to do law enforcement. These were people in their homes. What we need to do, and this actually dovetails with what I've said for a long time now,

which is that the most effective way to get rid of illegals is a 100% tax on all remittances and start jailing business owners who knowingly employ these people. If you actually wanted to solve the, and this is why I'm convinced this song and Dan, is almost demonstrative of Trump not even wanting to solve it. It's a big, huge kerfuffle. But those are the things you would do initially if you really wanted to make a dent. 100% remittances tax and go after business. Just real quick for the listener.

If you don't know what a remittance is, that's when someone works in America and sends money back home, usually to their family. So Taylor thinks if you send $10 home, you should also pay a $10 tax. Think reverse tourist. What if you're tripped, though? Okay, well, I mean, I don't know how we would handle that,

but I think we can handle most of it by shutting down, because most of it goes through like Southwestern balance. I think that these are very ingenuitive people who have worked hard to invade our country. What was that word? Robby. Ingenuitive, that's the word. Yeah, Taylor, your vocabulary is suddenly failing. You thought I would miss right? You thought you could slip ingenuitive in there?

That's a word, Taylor. Oh, so true. You know what's funny about that word you just made up is I knew exactly what you meant. That's actually the newest word, Taylor. I'll have you know. As a wordsmith, I'm just surprised that you would even pipe up about my creation. Is a words someone who constructs new words on the spot like a blacksmith? Exactly what it is.

Like Shakespeare or me. I think it's really easy to take their money and put it into a crypto account and have, you know, they've got a debit card. They can spend as they want. Wildly overestimating most people's intelligence. Someone like me will step in for them, though. I will say, in Spanish language, I will advertise my crypto dollar coin and how it's stable

and how all you got to do. Let me jump in. I think Taylor and I are overlooking, they're looking at this from. different ends of the spectrum because he's like, you're wildly overestimating their knowledge on crypto and this and that. Meanwhile, I'm coming from the world of H-1Bs who do that shit like it's typing on a

computer, like it's nothing. And those are the ones who probably send more money home. Oh, dude. Like, you are a million percent right with the Indian thing, with remittances. A significant portion of India's GDP is remittances from Western countries. They are just

reverse touristing us to oblivion. And it's like that. Get the hell out of here. That's crazy. Yeah. For what it's worth, culturally, kids are more expected to support their parents as their parents age. And I mean, if you see it as this like exporting cash from America, like I don't blame you, but they would also support their parents if they stayed in India. Yeah, but I just think that most of them should be in India and those jobs should be for Americans. And if those tech companies have to pay more, good. Good. Good. It is a word, Taylor.

So, you should know that. Is this a brand new Wikipedia page? I'm going to look at the history on this. Yeah, I just added that suggestion. I literally thought you might have. Dude, that would have been clutch. Oh,

dude, like more than any. It's not standard. It's a made up word. Oh, man. Like, when you linked that, that it was a real word, Kyle, I had like fear. I was like,

No. No, I just went so hard on the paint on this. I can't be, I can't be proven wrong about ingenuative. It's just, you just, well, ingenuity is what you meant, but ingenuity. No, ingenuative people, people who possess ingenuity. People who possess into genuidivness. Genuity. Ingenuity. Ingenuity. Ingenuitive people. It's a word. I got a pronunciation guy here. I got a pronunciation guy here. I got. the Cambridge. I'm claiming the victory on this one. I'm claiming the victory. I don't think so,

brother. There you go. You're going to argue. You're going to argue. It's in black and white right in front of them. Like, what do you put a comma after Myers and put like PhD afterward or something? Like, just like, you're not allowed to do that.

That's illegal. I've never added anything to Trump is suing the IRS for $10 billion now Dude anything that hurts the IRS fuck them What are you talking about? Who do you think funds them? I'm joking, moron. Obviously our IRS

Our money. Dude, he keeps doing this. This thing where like he sues the Justice Department and then his Justice Department determined whether or not he gets money. And now he's suing the IRS for $10 fucking billion. He's just extracting America's cash and putting it in his own pocket. That's how that same feel, which I also dislike nonsense like that.

I don't know the story, but I take it at your word. Like, that's how I feel about illegal immigration and H-1Bs is I feel like we're being stripped mined by people who don't care. they don't see themselves as American. They don't care about our future, our prosperity. You know, American kids, they don't care. They're just here for, because we're the land of opportunity, and they can, and they also get, like, very good,

is it like SBA 8 or SBA 7 loans that are only available to migrants and immigrants? That we aren't, and that's why every convenience store and whatnot is owned by immigrants now. is because they get interest-free up to like $5 million loans to purchase these businesses. The local business owner goes, hell, yeah, I'll sell that, and they don't have to pay interest on it. And then when the time comes, they just chain migrate another person in, transfer it to him, and then restart the counter. Like, there's a tremendous amount of fraud that needs to be rooted out. And I think everyone is probably on board with, or most people are on board with rooting out fraud. I don't care where it is, whether it's Trump or illegals, like,

I don't think Trump is going to read about any fraud that doesn't directly benefit him. I think he is a chief fraudster and he loves seeing people commit fraud as long as it's not his enemies. Trump didn't even get on the fucking Minnesota shit. It took like a 22 year old kid just go into locations and calling and shit to expose the beginnings of, or not really him, because it's been a story for 20 years. No, it was that story. It was that thing. That was what that was what got into the mainstream, right? But all this stuff was available and people knew about it for you.

years and no Republican stepped in, no Democrats stepped in, no attorneys stepped in, people knew this fraud was occurring and they didn't care. I'm sure there's more fraud going on in Texas than there is in Minneapolis. Well, obviously, like Texas, California, New York, the giant states, of course, there's going to be more. Well, not just the giant states, the states with all the illegals. There's 2.1 million illegals in Texas alone, at least. At least. That's their number. And you know it's higher. You know it's higher. I bet there's five fucking million Texans that need to be gotten out, rooted out. out from there.

They're doing it. So I, there was a liberal talking point that was incorrect. And I heard it and I was like, yeah, let's fact check that though. And what they were saying was like, why are they in Minnesota? Minnesota is not really ground zero for illegal immigrants. That would be off the top of my head like a Texas, a Florida, a California. Turns out Louisiana.

I wouldn't have guessed that one, but that's actually number one. And I can actually do it. Louisiana. then Texas, then I think it's California and Florida's fourth. These are the capital. I think it's totally illegal. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

These might be raw numbers. But in any case, Texas, number two, in deportations. And I was like, oh, it turns out there just isn't a big fuss there, that they're all on the same page. There's a fuss in places like California and Minnesota where they don't like ice. But if you're thinking they're only doing blue, States, no, blue states are just the ones making the noise. The red states are cool with it. Sure. Yeah. Basically, it seems to me like it comes down to like the states that are getting

the wildest are the states where the leadership tells the local and state police not to assist the feds, like in Minnesota or I think California, maybe they've come around on it. Yeah, that's a problem that I think the when you say assist, it's just so, broad. Like, I don't know what. Yeah. Yeah, that's, again, way too broad. Basically, like, if, but I'm what I mean by work with is if Minneapolis PD were there the first time Pretti committed a bunch of crimes against, you know, the feds, he would have been arrested and put in jail by Minneapolis PD, not by ICE because they don't have the authority to do that. Minneapolis, ICE would have handed him over to Minneapolis PD. But because Minneapolis PD was told to stand down, they weren't there. And so. they just released him. I don't think California was told to stand down. I remember them doing all the crowd controls, stamping out,

every little uprising being like, the National Guard doesn't need to be here. We more than have this under control. Well, that was a riot. They were burning the city. See, the difference in Minneapolis is they're not destroying property. They're not burning anything that I just linked to them destroying a lot of hotel property. I saw like a scuffle maybe it happened in one of those yellow don't mop.

We're mopping here signs at first. falling over. I didn't see like the floor of a hotel destroyed. It fell all the way over, Kyle? It was, well, not all the way over. So for you to say it's destroyed because you mentioned the floor, some guy would have to go in and be like

and like prying up boards on the floor. No, no, but I would expect like, I don't know, the place to have been burnt or singed or exploded in some way. I saw some broken glass and some spray paint and that guy had somehow he probably cut himself he had his hands were all bloody he probably cut himself by a projectile

I probably thought he was beating a protester and hit some glass or something like that that wasn't even nice that was Bureau of Prisons oh the lowest rat on the rung oh I'm glad you clarified that the guys in the Bureau of Prisons were the worst of the worst He deserved it right

Honestly he did deserve it Taylor you know I'm gonna hop on signal right now and congratulate the boys. I'm going to see about your house later on because that's how it works. The funniest possible thing. If

Kyle was like, this isn't a crime because he's in the signal chat. I was just all the whole time. No, I didn't see that it was destroyed. What I think they need to do is that the police should

definitely be there during operations. Like when I see, it has, when ICE tells them, that we're going to this address. See, the problem is that they can't. The real problem, and you're right about it, because here's what would happen, if ICE contacts the local PD and says,

we're going to fucking 31 Chestnut Street and we're going to lock up this Rodriguez guy, I think that it's going to be on the signal chat before ICE makes it to the doorstep. And then there's going to be protesters outside going, don't come out, Julio! And Julio's going to be like, fucking noted. Maybe in this situation.

But if you go out more broadly and just talk about police deporting people, the argument against it, the reason police don't normally enforce immigration is when you do that, suddenly immigrants don't have a police force. You know, like, it could just be open season on raping anyone who's brown. And maybe they're on asylum status. Maybe they're on H1B. But if they have to worry about getting deported, then they can't go to the police for help. I think Taylor wants to keep the peace, as it were, like not get involved directly hands-on with deporting people, but be there to defend the ICE agents. I follow that. And why you'd want that in Minnesota, because it's so hot right now.

But the reason that police generally don't get involved in deportations is if you do that, then suddenly a whole bunch of humans don't have police anymore. I agree with you. Like, I don't, I'm not saying that the police should be involved in the deportation process, just like Kyle just said. the whole purpose of Minneapolis PD being available was that so that after someone who was fucking with ICE agents, as Kyle says, like Alex Preti kicking their tail lights out, spitting at him, agitating. Like, they would, ICE could detain him briefly, but then it would pass to Minneapolis PD and they wouldn't deport him, obviously, or anything.

Like, they would just lock him up and be like, all right, you committed the crime. ICE has handed you over to us. Here's the video evidence of you committing the crime. You got to go to jail. And so they wouldn't, I'm not saying local PD should be involved in the deportations at all. They just need to be there to handle the violent people who encounter the feds. The issue is they have created a force of jackbooted thugs. And those people are killing citizens, beating up citizens, et cetera.

And now the citizens are standing up against them because they don't like that. Kyle linked a video where the guy is like, you raise your voice. erase your voice, right? This is the culture we have right now. And every time one of these guys murders somebody, the Trump administration runs cover for it because fraud, murder, anything is okay so long as it's one of Trump's guys doing the fraud, the murder, etc. And we need to change that culture. We don't need to abolish race. We need to hold them accountable for the bad things that they do. We need body cams on them so that in all of these cases, we're looking at it from 10 different angles and we have the full truth.

Masks off. You can't do masks off because leftists will go after their children and their wives. Leftists dislike ice because they have a lot of reasons to dislike ice. Like they're justifiably disliking. Stop. They're not voting. They're like this dislike. You can laugh, but you don't have any evidence. You always don't have evidence.

And then you say, well, that's because they don't allow me to collect the evidence. but I'm sure if I did, my dreams would come true. None of that is true. There's never any evidence of this widespread fraud. You won the popular vote. Yeah. You won the popular vote. Is that an argument?

Yes. So because he won the popular vote, illegals in states that don't check ID are not voting? So Virginia is a law that you can't have immigration officers within 40 feet of a polling place serendipitously. Just randomly. Just so happened? You can't give them water in lines in Atlanta.

No, I just don't think that any elections have been stolen by illegals. They're raiding Fulton right now. A judge saw an up and up. What is Tulsi Gabbard doing? What is Tulsi Gabbard doing down here in Fulton County with a truck full of brown boxes? Well, there's been a court order to let them open it for you. years and they haven't acknowledged it. There might be bad things going on

in Fulton County. They might be doing something no good. But I promise you, the people to get to the bottom of it are not the ones working on it. I have no confidence in these Republicans. It was like all this fraud. You think the Republicans conspired

against the Republicans to make the Republicans lose the election? That's the theory. I mean, I think that definitely a lot of Republicans wanted Trump to lose. Like a lot of establishment rhinos 100%. They hated them. They made it very clear. Like, I think a lot of stuff's going to come out about this

in the next few months, and we'll see. But for now... I think nothing will come of it. I think it's another smoke screen. I'm not a pedophile. Smoke bomb, I didn't wreck those kids. Disappear into the night like Batman to dittles somebody else. I tell you, there might be something to it, but nothing will come over.

Arizona was not awesome. They spent millions and millions of dollars, and Arizona gave them full access and they came away like disagreeing with the people that paid them they're like they paid them to find fraud and their finding was no fraud well what they're looking at in georgia is the fact that they're in fulton county at least there has been a judge order for them to have access to those voter rolls for a while and it was ignored and now seemingly another judge has been shown sufficient evidence that they are now able to rate it with the FBI. So we will see.

The idea being that the 2020 election was stolen. I went through the voter numbers for Fulton County through every election and the ratio stays exactly the same almost. There's not any extra votes that came out of nowhere or something like that. I showed it to you like two months ago or something like that. It was clear that nothing wild had happened. There hadn't been some swing here or there. Like a bunch of votes hadn't been added.

The Democrats got more votes than normal. There were more votes in general, but the Republican number inflated at the same ratio to represent the Democrat-Republican breakdown in Fulton County. And the same was true for all the Metro Polyton-A-Atlanta counties. There just wasn't anything there. I bet there won't be anything here. I bet there'll be some impropriety.

They'll find that somebody diddled a secretary. They'll drag their name in the mud. They'll out somebody's being a trans or something. That's what they're looking for is. I think that's what they'll have to fall back to because there won't be anything substantive. They'll always find a way to smear and make somebody look bad. But it's the biggest, like, weird thing to me with 2020 was always the total amount of votes Biden got. Mm-hmm.

The most ever. No one other than Trump once has gotten over 70 million. Biden got 81 million in 2020. And at the time, people said, this was a vote against Trump. and I was like, I don't know about that, but okay, so 11 million more people decided to participate, whatever. And then the Harris Trump election happened and all the anyone but Trump people didn't show up because she was back down to 68 million votes or whatever. And so that has always been. It also ties into like my own vibe.

I'll check my gut against my gut. So it's true. at the 2020 time America had never been that interested in politics before. Everybody was mask on, mask off, COVID. It was the biggest show in town in a way that surpasses any election before it and after it. When Biden had been the boring president for four years, it wasn't the same intensity that it was at the end of Trump's term. I wouldn't be too surprised if the next one is big again because people will be passionate about politics by the end of this team.

It just turns who's running in the next one. If Donald Trump is in the next election, it's going to be a bigam. He will be 84. He's not running. He can't do shit. Look, people like him live into their hundreds. Trust me. Like, he's going to keep on.

Oh, did you see that it was a very funny clip from RFK where they were asking him about Trump's diet? And he's like, all the thing with Trump's diet is that when he goes on the road, he only eats fast boot because he trusts it not to get him sick because of the consistency. But the problem is, but when he's back at home in Marilago or the White House, he eats very healthy. The problem is that he's on the road, the vast majority of the time. They're like, wow. So like, what do you think about his health? He's like, it's honestly astounding. He's still alive.

like that's funny that's funny I love the honor I'm going to trump a little slack for that because every time I do one of these long trips like a motorcycle trip or something my diet goes to shit too I'm eating in restaurants all the time

you have a private chef riding around with him like Beyonce or somebody and the government's taxpayer would pay for it there's especially now now that he's in office well did you know that they don't pay for it I heard Michelle Obama talk about it she's like so they're not as rich as Trump and the White House is like oh do you like this oh my God and then they get them for it they'll get you anything

you ask like it like they're there at your beck and call and then they bill you and all of a sudden they're like what like dinner was like $200 tonight at home and uh that White House chef they bill you for that I didn't know what yeah if that feels pretty gosh and for the family the president and the personal guess while living there. Oh, did you check that? Yeah, I'm reading now. This is crazy.

All right, that's bullshit. I always thought it was, it's not a big. And I try to shorten this up. When I go on a cruise ship with my father, it's been a while. But he's like the Vest of VIPs on there. You know, he has like a special badge.

And his waiter has been pre-selected before he goes on the ship and stuff like that. And he'll just like, yeah, I kind of like the coconut. dude they start running to other restaurants on the ship to get him more bowls of this stuff and that is that is his cruise experience and i got touches of that by extension by being his kid and i always thought that's what the president got i didn't know he got billed for that and i think he gets the service just not the no cost that's crazy i guess it's just the cost of the food like a grocery bill i mean he has butlers you know and cooks and staff that's

to hear michel talking about it's salary is only like four thousand a year like that's gonna eat away yeah i what is a like a fruit you don't see all the time is the one with devil in the name star fruit yeah she'd be like oh i kind of like star fruit and they're like oh noted now it's like showing up on her plate and stuff because they're they're aiming to please and then she like sees the bill for it and no more star fruit we had to depose how many South American leaders for this? Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's bullshit.

That's, with all of the money that seemingly gets stolen and spent on just the travel and protection and the vehicles and the helicopters and the planes, billions of dollars and, you know, the teams of people, they can't pick up the grocery bill. That's so odd. Yeah, that should be picked up. Like, that's such a nothing and it makes us look cheap. I don't like that. I also don't like that.

I bet Donald doesn't know he's paying for. You know what? I bet Donald doesn't pay it. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't pay that bill. Like I know that he like doesn't get you money. He would like, he would like negotiate down the cost of his dinner with the with the I'm one of the very few people that seems bothered by how he makes so much money

off secret service. You know, he has them stay in his hotel. he has them rent golf carts from him and it it is very much a money-making operation when he stays at home for him and no one seems to be bothered by it most i mean that's such a who cares compared to the the crypto thing it's just that was that was the most egregious thing i think he's only made a billion and a half dollars anything hunter biden's ever done like a hunter biden made a hundred grand dude if donald trump junior made a hundred grand he'd be so fucking pissed asking what went wrong

You know, a million dollars is a slow day for the Trump family. Which one of his sons is the one who's like all in on like that giant crypto farm? Sounds like Barron is into the farm thing. What's the ugly one? Kushner. Eric. Jared Kushner is all sorts of scary shit. Oh, well Jared Kushner is a ghoul.

He was part of that like Saudi EA deal. How is he mixed up in that? Well, I mean, he's a big fan of Israel. and Israel and Israel. People ask why Hunter Biden is working for some energy company in Ukraine making a few hundred K. Why is Jared Kushner in the middle

of a deal between, can get this right? The Saudi Arabians and, hang on that can't, EA? Why is Donald Trump Jr. on the board of a tech company that gets money from the Department of Defense?

How does that not piss people off? I mean, it's a bad look. What is Donald Trump Jr.? know about tech. That fucker couldn't hold my jock and they didn't ask me to be on the board of directors. Why do any of these presidents or presidents

kids or nephews get jobs on like the board of Boeing? Because it's about connection. Why does, who is that lady who is a senator in South Carolina and then she resigned and immediately became like a high level board member of Boeing? It's like, it's

pay to play. Like, she sets up a nice little deal for Boeing where they make a bunch of money with a new plant in South Carolina or whatever state it was. And then after she gets out of office, oh, look at that. Nice cushy little no show, no work job where you get paid off. These people

are so corrupt top to bottom that if it were exposed, the American people would like riot. You're right. There are levels to this game. And what Trump has done by setting up his own currency for other countries to give him that kind of cash,

I still don't like the jet from Qatar. I keep hearing both. No one has made more money during the presidency than Donald Trump. It's not even close. No 10 presidents have made as much money as Donald Trump. Probably no, I bet if you took every president ever and added them up and accounted for inflation, they didn't make $1.6 billion during their presidency. First year.

This guy has. And there's just no way that it's not, that the American taxpayer isn't the one getting fucked in the ass, 99 out of 100 times when he's getting paid. Like there's, that's his, that's his, that's his, leverage. It's our assholes and he's leveraging them to the highest bidder on the global market, whether the Saudis or fucking

Russia or China or whoever. He'll cash your check and fuck our ass. His popularity's dropping because of it. I don't know if it'll matter and he always seems to come back so I don't know if it'll stick. But I keep seeing his approval ratings lower than ever and his disapproval ratings

higher than ever. And other people are getting mocked, right? They're angry at fucking Apple for giving him the the little statue. They're like angry at FIFA. Like you gave that guy a peace prize? Just suck his dick. Like here's some knee pads.

Why would FIFA make up a peace prize? And what worked in the very short term, now people are like, what are you doing? What he did with Europe just recently? Like trying to take Greenland and then absolutely made a full of. It's not a good look.

It's all drop. And then he chickens out and literally just goes home with his tail between his leg and now we're not talking about Greenland anymore. Right. Is everything an Epstein diversion? It's such an embarrassment every step of the way.

I love the stuff he says he's going to do but he's the same way I love the stuff that Elon says he's going to do him. Oh my God, you're going to make a tunnel between fucking San Fran and L.A. and warp people there? Amazing. So L.A. doesn't build their goddamn train system

and it's like a 10, 15 years go by and he ain't even dug a fucking hole yet. you know like like i loved your idea but you were just here to fuck us it's a tourist attraction in Vegas right where it goes like 12 miles an hour he actually built a mock up or something yeah there's a little circle under Vegas i saw him on dateline or something with like a lady in in there with him that must have been what it was yeah i you know what we should spend money on is more of those Vegas spheres those are neat that's so fucking cool yeah yeah i think if we got it was a Huge loser.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, financially, that thing is getting smashed. I thought they did concerts inside it and that would kind of buoy it. But I guess they try, but like they can only seem to get people to rent it on weekends. And it's like empty five days a week. And it's been a huge failure, but it's early to like, you know, put it in a barrier or anything.

But it's doing really poorly. I haven't apparently Vegas in general, the tour. tourism is just going really down. I don't know if that's still true. It was a big story three months ago. I mean, that makes logical sense. Like, in the last six years, the value of our dollar has plummeted. Since 2019, the world is so much more expensive for Americans and so much of the West. Like, what goes first? Stuff like gambling, I would guess, aside from, like, the hardcore addicts, like people who would otherwise be like, oh, that'll be fun to go throw a few hundred dollars around are like, yeah, no, not right now.

That makes sense. That's part of it. And the part of it is international tourism to America is just crashed. Why wouldn't it? I'd be scared. You'd be scared to come in Florida? No, not Florida. Yeah.

Yeah, Canada is like. Maybe Florida. I don't, depends what you look like. You had an accent. You were from Africa or South America. Yeah, I'd be a little, yeah, I'd be afraid. Warranted. Justified.

Maybe it's better word. I don't know. What are you going to do if they ask for your papers and you don't have them? Okay. I'm going to lock your ass up and your opinion will be a little different. He's laughing because I said I would be afraid to come to the U.S. if I was if I was from Africa or South America. Like I wouldn't want a vacation here. I wouldn't feel safe. I don't know how you would. I wouldn't feel safe walking the streets of Minnesota.

You know those people come from more, like they live in more dangerous countries than ours, right? Not for them. talking about that. Why would they feel like it's threatening here? Well, they probably like us, stay in the safer regions of their country. They don't live in the scary part, but coming here, they've noticed that people can get ganked off the street by the masked ice agents and thrown into a dog pen and then disappeared for who knows how long. Have you heard the screens outside the detention centers? Have you seen the rooms full of children? It's my ringtone. Do you think those screens are really

I'm skeptical about everything and I've seen videos where people are screaming and it's like I could make a voice over that does that I could make a true video that represents 0.5% of a day you know where people fuss. I know they're building one of those detention centers here like an hour from me

they bought one of those giant like Amazon style warehouses that's like a square you can see from fucking space and it's a 10,000 person prison and they're putting them all over the country like five or six more of them. It's like billions of dollars that apparently came from the Navy

somehow. I don't know what that has to do with this, but whenever I see the child prisons, it's just a lot of kids in a big cage with space blankets. And I've seen like multiple child prisons at this point with you know like five,

five, eight year olds and shit like that. And they're all laying on the floor, crying, wrapped in space blankets. In leftist circles, that kid, I think his name's Liam with the cute little hat

that got caught up. Yeah. It's not a good look. Yeah, they deported them to Texas so far. I forget where he came from. But did he come from Texas? Do you start there?

I don't think he did. I genuinely don't know. Yeah. He was the one that used sort of his bait to get his dad out of the house. Yes, yes. I feel safer. knowing that that child is off the streets.

He had... This is where I lean more toward Taylor, and I'm like, the kids, the old women, the sick ones, like unplug them from that hospital bed. They got to go. Line them up. They're going back to Ecuador.

All of them. Scoop them up. I don't want to terrorize them. I don't want to scare them. I don't want to put them in dog kennels. But they got to go. They got to go. That's where I am on that one.

So when I saw him catch the little five-year-old legal and they used him to catch the older illegal, I was like, well, what did? They shoot him in the knee. and leaving the street crying. No, they walked him to his door and had him like call to tell it. Dad, come out here. They caught me. All right, that's not the end of the world. That doesn't seem like Hitler type shit to me. I was okay. I know Taylor was here. He disagreed with me, but I like a path to citizenship. I think a country's resources are not just its oceans and its minerals,

but also its people. And these people can make the country better. Some can't, some can't. I just want, I want them to go through a filter and at least have somebody have their check. I just don't like there's so many here and we don't know who they are. And I think the number was like 45% are criminals

that they're catching. 47% it's right under 50. 100%. Yeah, you remove that. And look, I'm with you there, but it's, I'm talking about people who have been already convicted of a crime or are wanted for a crime, like actual criminals.

Because again, it is a crime to come into the country. but I'm talking about rapists and murderers and assaulters and thieves and rape and murderers assaultist thieves I'm on the same page a crime tell me more about the crime

we're talking about invading invading our country illegally unpaid parking tickets again I'm talking no but if they broke into our country and then they commit parking tickets like who gives a fuck about that like the big crime

is that they broke into our country like get rid of these people I have not broken into our country See, one of the problems with... They're supporting people in the process. Asylum. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. One of the problems with arguing about the voter mandate that, hey, everybody voted for this. No, they didn't.

Because what was promised was we're going to get the worst of the worst. Trenda Aragua and MS-13, we're getting the worst. The killers and the rapists, the people who killed Lake and Riley, the people who run these drugs, who are conquering these apartment complexes, the organized crime gangs. That's what they talked about. you would always have Tom Holman saying, but if we get there and there's another illegal standing next to the guy who we were there for, we're taking them all.

Okay, everybody voted for that too. But what they're doing is they're rounding people up on the street and they're just questioning people walking down the street based on their accent or their skin color and they're asking real, born in the USA Americans, show me your papers. Show me your papers. How do you think deportations work? How did you think this was going to?

go. Like, by the way that it was described to us. When they were campaigning, it was the opposite of what you said. When they were campaigning, they were going mass deportations. We're going to prioritize the violent ones, but mass deportations for all legals. And then after they get elected, they soften it and do this shit where it's like, well, we're really just going after the murderers and rapists and this and that because they have softened their deportation takes over. I haven't been my experience in reality. Just look at that. Just look at that. numbers. Look at the numbers. I think it's wrong to say that they didn't characterize these immigrants as the

worst of the worst, right? Donald Trump got up there and told us that they empty out their insane asylums and we're going to send them back home. These are their murderers and rapists. And he acts like Mexico is sending them to us as opposed to them just going on their own. That when they talked about who they were deporting, they described bad hombres, not Liam. Sure, but also like just one minor point there is like Mexico did facilitate the movement of migrants that they were getting invaded from from the South, from Guatemala, Nicaragua,

what have you. They did bust them up and bring them to northern Mexico and go do what you will. Do what you will. We knew where you were headed. Do what you will. And so like I want to see a total mass deportation of all illegals because they make life worse for the working in middle class and they make rich people richer because they keep costs down and they're effectively a slave class. They are not good for normal Americans. They drive down wages. They increase the cost of housing, increase the cost of health care, increase the cost of schooling, drive up social discord. It is not positive. And that's why the people who are most in favor of mass deportations when polled are working in middle class people. Millionaires, billionaires, retired people who are

distanced from this. They don't give a fuck. It helps them. Drives up their stock. So the only time Mexico has bused migrants to the border is when they had confirmed asylum appointments. But they do have a vast program where they bust them away from the border. Well, they need to get better at it. The numbers are zero.

Have you checked the Taylor's gut? Tails up with Taylor's gut, just like my own. The border crossings are an all-time low. The border crossings are an all-time low. Oh, now they are. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not talking about now. Like, we've really done a good job shutting down the border. if you give Trump credit for one thing, it's shutting down the board.

Absolutely. It's the most effective thing is done. But look what it cost us. Speaking about the past. Look how expensive it was to do it. If you took the money that we leave ICE's budget where it was under Biden and Obama, where it was perfectly fine at getting $3 million out somehow, leave it right there. Just for inflation.

These are dark days. And you just take that like $80 billion that he gave them or whatever, Jesus fucking Christ what could we what could a person not constrained by fraud

and evil politics do with 80 billion dollars for the country I don't know build the eight greatest schools in the world like like why don't we like imagine what you could actually do

with 80 billion dollars if your goal was to make America great again and you have 80 billion dollars with a button that can fire it off wherever you want how much infrastructure you could build you have many real ways

like like that connect like Midwestern hubs like Chicago and St. Louis to the, you could do so much. You could think that's going to have? You could dredge out the Mississippi so bigger vessels could do commerce. You could do infinite things with $80. You could do so many of these things once we save ourselves the money that's spent on illegals. You can do a tremendous amount and the money. I just don't think we're going to.

Every week you say illegals are a net economic loss. Huge. And every week I like fact check that. It comes up untrue. and I'm like, okay, you know, like, I'm not going to change your mind. I don't engage in debates that are about getting the other person to agree they're wrong because whatever. But I'll say, I need some proof on this because every time I look into it, it comes up the other way.

Well, it depends on the metric by which you're determining if they're generative or not. Because if you look at net GDP, of course they're generative. Like, they increase GDP. We can increase GDP right now dramatically by, annexing Mexico and allowing every person on earth to be an American citizen. We could increase GDP. But GDP per capita goes down. And so even though it's, this is the crux of it is illegal immigration is fantastic for millionaires, billionaires, oligarchs, the most powerful. Social Security, Medicare, payroll taxes. It's tremendously negative for working in middle class

people because they are being forced to work jobs for wages that they can no longer use to support themselves. Their wages are being depressed via the enormous influx of the supply of labor, and that's negative for Americans. And so if your goal is just to increase GDP, then yeah, just make the entire world America tomorrow. But if your goal is to make life better for Americans, we need to deport people who are making wages lower. Yeah, but that wasn't the argument. The argument whether it was a net positive or negative. It's a net negative for the overwhelming majority of Americans. That's why the majority of Americans want illegals deported.

They have depressed wages. That's not why. I don't know. If you were to literally erase all the illegals, you'd lose $90 billion for the taxes. The people that are most okay with illegals hanging out are rich people who are not impacted by it. They are distanced from it. Their companies benefit from slave labor. These are the people who love illegal immigration.

the rich, the millionaires, the billionaires, the political class. Wouldn't it be beneficial to people buying homes, though? No, it actually dramatically drives up the cost of housing. So the price of housing will go down when you've got white guys roofing? No, the cost of housing will go down when the number of people in the country trying to buy a house is lower. Wait a minute. So now we're simultaneously having these illegal. Hold on a second.

Yeah, let me do that. first, they're like, these guys are not helpful to the economy because they're all broken. They're low wage earners. And now they're the ones out bidding you on your house. No, no. It's because it's a scarcity issue. And so there's only a limited number of houses. Why would $400,000 houses become more scarce in an economy filled with illegals? Houses are becoming more scarce because the number of people is higher. The demand is higher. The supply hasn't changed to reflect that. And so housing costs go up. healthcare costs go up

schooling costs go up all of these things go up because we're increasing the burden on our welfare programs and our housing market if we want to decrease the cost more to make no houses will cost less to the average person once there's not this once we don't force

working in middle class Americans to compete with the rest of the world don't force Americans to compete their labor cost with some guy in India or some Chinese guy or some some slave laborer. Don't do that. I just think if we're going to get houses to cost less than they cost right now, we need to build more houses cheaply. Sure, that's good too. And the way to do that

well, not cheaply, not like crap, crappily. Well, no, like use good materials, but I want as many Mexicans as I can get up there. My neighbor got a new roof put on. Dude, three Mexicans up there. They were up there working so goddamn hard. And I mean, It wasn't like, it wasn't one of those things where it was like, oh, let me work hard to get this thing right here done real quick. They worked hard the whole fucking time. And they took every shingle off that house down to the fucking wood in like an hour and a half or something like that. And I was like, oh, wow, this is going to be a quick project. They'll have the roof back on in a couple days.

They had the roof back on when I woke up from my nap. Okay. They had the roof back on. They took the roof off and put a new one on in the same fucking day. Three Mexicans on a 3,000 square. foot house or something? There's nothing wrong. I don't hate Mexicans. How many crackers do you think it would take to make that work honky? Huh? How many? I bet you and 50 more like you couldn't do it in a week. And you charge me an arm and a leg. You've paid whites to do work around your house. You know what it's

like. Your stairs get jacked up and you pay through your teeth. I get it. You're a rich guy. You need your slave class. You need Ecuadorians in there. You get some Ecuadorian stairmakers. No one makes stairs like Ecuadorians. Exactly what I said. Rich guys who don't have to do with this good You've got your slaves delivering you groceries. You've got your slaves doing stuff all over the place. You love it. That's what our economy's built upon. Oh.

Do you remember that 400 years where we literally had slaves doing for us? 400 years. Give me that span again. What was the 400 year span? From the fucking 1400s to the fuck. What are you talking about? 1,400s. 592.

Columbus sailed the ocean blue and he was starting enslaving people right away. right away you're out over your skis here brother I'm absolutely not it was 400 years of slavery you think we had 400 years of slavery I think the black people had 400 years of slavery but I think this country's founded on slavery

the White House was built by slaves was it well yes I don't think I'm not calling you wrong all right so you don't think the White House was built by slaves right I bet they helped for sure definitely you did talk on that

right I'm just saying, I don't think some slave, they're like, get those schematics right. And he's like, I don't know how to do these. I don't know. I bet it was, I bet they helped for sure. Because slaves are great for rich people. It's the same as it happened in the 1800s. Slaves were like the rich people's boon.

They loved it. Do you think the average family, like with a little farm, they can't afford slave. All of this information you're giving Taylor is just your best guess. Like you haven't looked at the Social Security roles and found out how much they're paying in and how much they're taking out, which is zero. You haven't found out which welfare systems they're keeping afloat by paying into it and not being eligible for it.

Yeah. So you can actually find this very easily. So when people say they don't receive benefits as far as health care, what their moat and Bailey argument is, oh, the feds aren't directly giving them money. Well, Medi-Cal and all of these state-run medical programs in California, New York, every blue state and a number of red states as well, these are largely funded by the feds. And then those state-run programs do give full health benefits to illegals. And so it's a laundering thing where they go, they lie and go, oh, you can't do this. Oh, California isn't giving federal money to illegals. But then Medi-Cal gets a,

a tremendous sum from the federal government, and then they use that money and, you know, state politicians in California go, everyone should have a right to health care, even illegals, and then they matriculate that money downward. Billions. And so it's undeniable. Like, we, we don't want people who are freeloaders. We want net taxpayers. I think they pay more, I think they are net taxpayers. And I think they provide more income in than they take out. I think it's like 80 or 90 billion or something like that. Every time I look into it, that comes up is true. That's because they are doing it federally and deliberately excising numbers from places

like Medi-Cal, the Minnesota healthcare program, MinCal or whatever. Like they are Min-Health, I don't remember, but the blue states take federal money, a tremendous sum, and then they matriculate that downward. And they give it to illegals via health care. And so, yes, that does happen. You're both giving a face that you're reading what I'm saying is true. Yeah, yeah, I am. I am. But I don't lie about it.

I'll tell you truth I do every time. Of course not. We're trying to. We're all trying to get to the bottom of this, guys. I looked up California specifically Medi-Cal, like you said, and the illegal immigrants do get benefits from them. I don't. Yes.

They have to meet income and residency rules. to be to be qualified for it. And this doesn't even get into the emergency like Medicare stuff. So most states don't give, oh, actually I have it backwards. Most states are emergency care only, but California is full health if they pay into it. Yeah, I mean, I don't care. California's doing fine. It's probably $100 billion or something like that.

But I feel like that last part needs to be stressed if they pay into it. They have to meet income requirements. They can't just be, they have to be a... Like, what amount do they have to pay in? Well, that wasn't in the chat GPT thing. Oh, this is true. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what the argument here is.

Anyway, whether it's like, like, I don't want illegal immigrants at all. I don't want any of them. But I think if we don't have any at all, then I don't know who does those jobs. and I don't know what that causes those markets. Well, hang on. I don't know. No. The people who have always picked the strawberries is the people who's picking them now.

I would wager. I doubt there was a time. My daddy, when he was a poor cracker, picked cotton back in the day and they could barely feed themselves. They didn't pay him. They didn't pay him good to pick the cotton. They paid him a slave wage.

I don't know. You shouldn't. But I bet your dad sucks at picking cotton. Is he any good? Do you get a cotton ticker? Apparently, my, grandmother was the best cotton picker. They would they would talk about she could pick a whole sack or something in an afternoon. Oh, I think I'd stuck at it. I might be good for half an hour then I start

talking about sunburn. Oh yeah, you're just bent over the whole day and the the cotton pods are like very thorny. So when you reach in, you get cut almost every single time and you got to go fast. You can't like let me get this one because somebody's over there like going to town, bent over just picking cotton. I had a job like that and I hated it. I picked cotton. like on the side of the road once because like it was a pretty field and my grandparents were like yeah hop on out and do it as a kid and it was it was kind of fun like I I mean I thought it was like a plane about no no I I thought it was fun because I was not a slave and I was like this is crazy this is like like a fabric and a flower like this is why I want to pick cotton I mean not for more

than 60 seconds but I want to see what it's like it is like You see it and you're like, oh, this is fucking cotton. Like this is like this one is. It's a little like cotton balls, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a looser, bigger, irregular cotton ball out of all these flowers. And so you pick the whole thing out.

It kind of like gives that like stretch where some strands get stuck. But it was a, it's a fun thing to do for three minutes on your own volition. Probably not if you're if you're enslaved. Yeah. people wouldn't like it then have you ever picked cotton harley no i never never even go down never never happened before me do they even grow cotton in Canada seems no i don't know it seems unlikely i don't know we've got cotton in georgia i know um what are the i don't bigger crops in canada i wonder corn right yeah what do you guys make corn grows everywhere

Do you know? We're doing some sick shit with water. Well, that's not really so much a crop. It's not a crop. Yeah, but we like export the energy, the electricity to a lot of East, northeast, trees. I think you guys grow lumber. They're solid trees.

Looks like what's, you know. Actually, maple syrup. Other than hockey, like what would you say Canada hangs their hat on? Like their best export, their best thing. Smoking weed, getting ahead. I thought you were going to say maple syrup. That's a cooler export. If you guys came up with NBA,

Best player on the planet last year and probably this year, Canadian dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought Wemben, Wemadjama was American. Is he not American? He's not, Shagieless Alexander. Wemignana, I think, if he's not 20, he's 21. So we need to give him time to ripen.

Okay. I thought he was already like number one. But that's... He might be the best defenseman. Oh, dude, if you're eight feet tall and you're not the best defenseman, you're going to boot you out of that league, man. Some of these guys are so mobile. It's not easy.

Yeah. Been on politics too long. Harley, I want to reconnect. Yeah. You seem high as a kite. Yeah, I was sitting here playing art craters, actually. Not that here, really? I love you.

Are you genuinely? I don't play gaming. Wait, I can't tell. I'm too autistic. Help me out. Were you playing? No, no, you wish. Oh, good.

Well, you wish you were playing. No, I was. I have time. Listening, observing. learning. Mm-hmm. Learning. Yeah, learning.

Definitely a lot of perspectives there. I had a, I had literally spoke about the ice thing for, well, I didn't speak about myself for an extended period of time, but I actually, I host an H3 after show now on the H3 podcast. Mm-hmm. Wednesday and Friday, when their show is done, I co-host an after show with Kate, who used to do like an unofficial after show.

and the first day that I was going to do the after show I was like oh it's going to be sick and H3's like spoke about ice for three hours I was like watching my other episode isn't crazy just like right after hours of talking about the ice shooting and then I come here and you guys were like we spoke about that yet

I was like I'm all right you said you had to listen to the same you had to listen to the same gay ass trite takes twice. No, it was on the next week podcast where both sides represented.

What? On the H3 podcast. That's the one you said you sat through. Did I get it wrong? I don't know. Everyone agrees. Was there anyone who thought it was a good shooting? No.

No, I mean, or I don't know. You ever think about that? They were afraid. I mean, they can't shoot them. Pussies. No,

Big old pussies, be a man. Say what you want. Had they known he had broken a taillight 11 or 12 days earlier, maybe they would have felt the shooting was better. That changes everything. They're on top of all that. I've accessed the group chats,

and they're on top of everything. But it was just, you know, I do like hearing people's perspectives and discussion. And one thing that Taylor said earlier on when he was like, yeah, I'm just talking about something. And sometimes people take talking about it as

justification. Rooting or rooting against or a stance. Just sometimes, and it's true, sometimes just discussing something is a stance. And I always find that to be this weird place. I get that all the time. Whenever we're talking about Hitler and I'm like,

look at the Volkswagen Beetle, right? Look at the Autobahn. You know, I'm talking about the shining moments, the high point. They start looking at me funny Like I'm some kind of anti-Semite I'm like I didn't say the word you yet I didn't get to that part

Well it doesn't help you that you're fucking wearing the hat I paid $6,000 for that hat I'm gonna fucking wear it in the meetings You should have You had a free hockey puck hat I saw a real SS cap one time At knob Creek for sale And I can't even picture it

It's got a fucking human It's got a silver skull right in the middle Oh it's the one with the flat It looks kind of like a colonel with a bill. He's already fucked in it. Why are you acting like this guy doesn't already have it? Because he was behind me. I didn't see it.

You know what I like even better than the really slick, like I guess Hugo Boss hats is I like, I kind of liked the World War I German helmets. They had that spike on the top. That was pretty neat. I like that. I like the German infantry one. It's kind of looks like a U-latch.

It's got, I don't know how to describe it, but like, you know, the World War II German helmet, like, those look cool to me. They look imposing. It's what the Stormtrooper helmet is clearly based upon if you look at Star Wars. But no, those SS caps are badass. I, it's hard to remember how much it was. You know what, cap was $800? These just looked like normal military helmets, maybe a little more brand. You know, the cap is kind of hurting military headware-wise, if we're discussing military-headware fashion.

the IDF has that big bag, that big bag on their head. I think it's supposed to look like a rock or something. Wait, D.EF has a rock head hat? It's like a bag. Straight out. Is it a helmet? Oh.

Yeah, I see this. Oh, is it like a camouflaged helmet? It's supposed to, it's some sort of, listen, they're, they're doing something camouflage and there's a reason for it for sure. These are some goofy helmets, not nearly as aesthetically pleasing. It looks like the new NFL helmets to have all the extra padding. This, when they do the, they do the big helmets. They shouldn't do big helmets.

They should stick to little headwear. They got it figured out the first time. Little hats. I like the fucking berets. Whenever I see a guy rocking a beret, I think that guy's hard. Anytime I can create a video game character and the beret is an option, always wear it. You know what I think this is, Harley. I think this is Israel being the small hat guys for so long.

They're overcorrected. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. But they had small hats figured out. Don't do big hats. They do this. It's like that or they do the big furry one. You know, Jews will do a big furry hat. It's like kind of a Russian Jew thing. Don't do all that. No, not that one. It's more like this one. It's the curly sideburn shit. Oh, okay. It's like it's actually like mad, mad expensive hat. They should move past the curly sideburns thing. I don't know what's in the town mode or pentatook or whatever that tells them they can't trim the sideburns. But. That's, they know, I was thinking, I was thinking like, there's not enough representation of that in when I get to create a character in a video game. If I could in our creators have the Jewish tornado sideburns, I would rock that. If I could have, if you could have, and this is the craziest thing. If you could wear a Jewish tiny hat and the Jewish tornado sideburns for your creating character and art 60% of people will have that.

I guarantee people out there will have that. I guarantee I would have the tornado sideburn. Of course. Because if I don't have to wear it, it actually kind of looks neat. I wasn't when I spoke to played as a Jew, played as a Jew in South Park.

Yeah. A lot of people played as a Jew. You didn't play as a Jew? I play as a gooner. If at all possible, the Ark Raiders drops new skins like every week. None of them came from Stellar Blade or Stella Blade, whatever that game is.

You want that? That's all I want. He was talking about the South Park game. Have you played the South Park game ever? No, I've seen it. There's creative class or there are classes you can select in the beginning where it's like or your wizard, maze or whatever. And then there's a class called Jew.

And so you can be the Jew class. And the characters have like these cool like tarot card looking thing drawings. And the Jew has this like, terrible. What special powers does the Jewish person have? I forget some funny stuff, yes, it's a little raised. Do you want to know? One of the, one of the attacks they

have is like, they circumcise their opponent. Okay. That's fine. That's where South Park's at, which is very, which is very funny. Your difficulty was not the class. Your difficulty was the skin color. The darker you chose your skin color, the harder of the game was. That was the second game.

The, the first game. was this one, I think. And I played as a Jew and a Mage and a fighter. I don't think I ever played as a thief. The Mage was definitely the most OP set up. Jew was closely behind. What's the difference between the Jew and the thief? Come on.

Net income. Come on. Is there an economy in this game? Come on. I don't even like where you're going. You collect a little collect... You're reading into something that's not there, Harley. and now I'm offended. I demand an apology. What the fuck is the unit of currency in that game, Arlie? I can't remember.

I don't remember. I actually didn't even remember the difference in the first and the second. Like snackies or something? Did you see they zoomed in on Pute Piedy's bookshelf and he had a Nazi book? What was the Nazi book? It was the one about, it was like something about the global banking system. The cover of it has Hitler on it. And, you know, along with some other world leaders. It's, uh, you buried the lead.

there. Hitler along with other leaders. So was it a cornucopia? I want to give you a little taste to your own medicine. Was it a little cornucopia of a bunch of world leaders talking about banking? Yeah, the whole car. It's, well, no, it's about like the Jewish international banking conspiracy. Some such, something like that.

So that's an attraction there. You don't remember the name of the book, though? I'm trying to find it. It's not on my bookshelf. I got a lot of a lot of those books you sent me for one of those Sanderson novels those things are taking up some space but I don't have any Nazi books

throw them away at this point because the fifth book left me wanting. What do you have here? Is this good thing? Yeah, that's it. The history of central banking and the enslavement of mankind by Stephen Mitford Goodson.

Yeah. Was this a one ago? This is the Nazi book. This is not banking. I think it's more anti-Semitic than it is Nazi, but those things become conflated these days. Well, it seems like it's going back to the days of fucking, I don't even know who that emperor.

I don't know who that is, but it's going to be. Who is who? General, y'all befuddled back in the day. Oh, no, that's not Hadrian. I don't understand. He's looking at the cover of the book. Oh, I'm just... Who the fuck is that?

You know, looking at the cover of the book, too. For me, just judging it by its cover, Jerry's still out. You know what's funny? The idea that a book about central banking is anti-Semitic is like telling on yourself. The writer of the book is a Holocaust denier. But does he have good points?

Not as good as mine. He might just be bad at... at math. He might just be bad at math. He might just be bad at math. Well, you know, you can't fault him there. Math is hard. Math can be tough sometimes. Especially when you're trying to like rip on Jews

while doing math. Damn, that's got to be tough. What did the South Park game come up? I went to get a drink and I came back and we were looking at that. Oh, we were talking about the classes where you can hardly mention you can be a Jew in the South Park game. as a class. That's pretty cool. And I said that was the second best class because I played it with all classes but

fief. Mage was the most O.P. Jew was the second most Ope. Would you play a racist RPG that had like the core races as the actual races? Like instead of being an Argonian or a fucking Cajit, you could be an Asian or a black.

I mean, it would depend on how good the game was. top tier. This is like Balders Gate, but on steroids. Yeah. Are they well balanced? Like do all the races have to get balanced? I don't know. Are they well balanced, Taylor? I think so. I think I think you get a decent balance. You think everybody's found their niche more or less? I think some people find their needs. I think that the Asians would be, would excel at like stealth and mathematics. And they have advanced technology maybe.

Maybe advanced. Well, that's getting ruined by the fact that America has better technology. So maybe they have some sort of abacus technology that they get early and they get a boost like during that age as far as tech goes. Okay. I would like that. And then I remember playing. I remember playing elder schools early on and seeing Nord, Redguard, Kijit, mostly like Imperial and Redguard and Nord and reading the descriptions being like, you don't have the fucking balls, do you? You didn't have the fucking balls to really lay it out. like you almost did something.

I never again. Abliving you see like you're looking at Red Guard and what it says how a Red Guard could be and you're looking at the the choices of what they present to you to choose. It's a little racist. I remember making a Red Guard named Denzel. Damn, that's funny.

I was always an elf. I don't think I did anything other than an elf in any playthrough ever in Skyrim or Oblivion. I always wanted to be a high. IEL for a dark elf or a wood elf, one of the other. IELF, Dark elf, wood elf have to be the most fun to play. Breton is also fun in Skyrim, because they're like kind of fusion, a bit of a mix. I meant Breton when I said in the real.

The races I never played were, well, like, I like selected over Redguard. And then you'd like move one over and see Ork. And it's like, oh, so like Redguard does the same thing as Ork, but worse. So like Ork has a better ability and better total damage output. Like I want to use like an arson. Zero magic. They should have given Redguard more. Ork has your Ork has zero magic.

Red guard has minimal magic. But if you're playing Redguard, you're not going magic, dude. Like you're going, you're going heavy hand. You're either going one hand. I think, you know what? I'm doing like medium armor. And I'm, I have lots of armors. Armor is my thing.

and probably doing a maybe a maybe a Zwhi-Hander Sick Sick kind of sword Okay Right If I can I know

I know the name of one sword I feel like you play Oblivion and Skyrim And those games like once As a melee combat character And then you switch to archer or mage And then you're like Oh this is this is the fucking ticket

I just if the game Had a sick melee system I would repeat play it all. Yeah. If it felt good to hit stuff, I would replay it. That's why after, you know, you go to Mage, you know, like, that's sick. And then every other time you do sneaky, sneaky bow.

Sneaky Archer was always hard to stay away from, especially when I was first starting out. And it was like one of the first games I'd ever played. It was the first RPG I'd ever played for sure. I didn't know what I was doing. I was getting my ass beaten by trolls. But I knew if I could stealth and just stick them a little and then run away and stealth back in and stick them a little. I could win my fights.

Yeah, I played Morrill Wind on original Xbox. Oh, my God. Yeah, and I was reading about the characters, the choices. I hated the idea. I was so early in RPGs, I hated the idea of sacrificing something that sounds so crucial to me for something that is also so crucial.

Like, obviously I need to be strong, but I'm going to be an idiot. You have no intelligence? That's not. No agility. I have to, everything is a five and a six I can't have like nines across the border

am I like NFL Madden create a character 100 everything on this so silly didn't get it got killed by rats because I made like a defeat or something yeah and then and then I remember playing

fable and fable really showed me how the concept of XP I didn't grasp that early on the concept of XP and leveling up and what is important and how it plays out in practice, I would read it too much. I didn't grasp it really XP, never played tabletop games. And fable, I would just like, oh, shoot many fireballs.

Now I could throw a bigger fireball. And now I could choose between two fireballs or a big explosion fireball. You know, they're doing a new fable, right? Yeah, but I don't really, I don't like the universe. I don't like the art style. I love the first one because it was baby's first RPG. and that's like when oblivion came out.

I think I honestly might like oblivion better than Skyrim. Love the oblivion. The magic is so much better. Yeah. The ability to add. A wizard's power. Creating your own spells is

Dude, I made a vampire character that was like I went down the vampire bloodline for all the vampire benefits. But I had this spell that would cast charm on everyone plus a thousand

and would heal me like plus 10 HP every second for 30 minutes so that all day when I'm in the sun and I'm burning I would cast this magic that heals me and normally when you speak to people they like run away if you're a vampire they're like oh you can't even talk to them but they would all be charmed because and it was this one individual spell that had like eight things to it that just let me be a full vampire and play the game and you got the tower there the mages tower and that game was crazy when you first walk out of the gate and you got hit with that outside, you know, Tamriel. Fallout's good at that too.

Like it's better than Skyrim in that way. When you come out of some of those fallout bunkers and you, you like, the sun is like in your eyes at first and then you slowly adjust and see the world, those are great too. Do you think Elder Scroll 6 is ever going to happen? And is there any way it's not just a huge letdown that is initially just panned and despised? What did you guys? Where did you stand on Star, what did it start? Starfield.

Dirty. Starfield. Where do you stand on that? It didn't appeal to me. I played it briefly and this wasn't hooked at all. I played it and played it a lot and I was going through the motions and at a certain time. I was like, what is this shit?

My brother played. I'm going planet to planet and I think it's it. But it's not really it. It wasn't really doing it. And then I just saw like I'm playing a. oblivion still. I'm playing fallout three. There's nothing here. It's worse. Do you play Balders? Planet to planet. Yeah, Baldur's Gate was incredible. See, I want that RPG system, not necessarily the magic and all that stuff, but

or even the skill tree or any of that. I just want the dialogue. That dialogue and the way that it's impacted by your character and the way it impacts the world, that is the key to a good RPG. I don't even know the art style. I've been saying it. I've been saying it. it would be so sick for a Star Trek game. That's how a Star Trek game has to be. Baldur's Gate to be able to go and the amount of situations that you can talk out of and how it feels like you did something because maybe you did some recon and figured something out or did something else or you just kind of pieced it together and you took the shot at it

and maybe you made a character that would excel at intimidating someone and you get the dialogue options based on race in speak, you know, if you're a drowl, then conversations with like goblins and whatever go completely different. They're like, oh shit, sorry, sir, write this fucking way. They just let they're afraid of you. Like, depending on what you are, you'll be treated completely different and have dialogue options you would never have unless you talk to the specific character as the specific character.

And there's no telling how many of those there are. There's thousands of different dialogue options like that that are just hidden behind decisions that you have to make on a particular play-through. But you're also probably, as drow, hated by a tremendous amount of people in dialogue options, too. Yeah. Because I know that's the lore with the dark elves. Yeah, you're pretty shitty.

You're a villainous kind of race. And it's like earned. Like, the game is racist enough and real enough not to really give the drow like any redeeming qualities. Like, yeah, they're basically like a matriarchy of evil bitches. Even if it's like no one, it's like that Peter Griffin thing about who gets rights. Yeah, no blacks, no, no Jews, no Chinese.

Actually, no, not even whites. Not even white. That's how the female drow are. Like, even the male drow are just like slaves in their own realm. And the female like spiderous rule, a ultimate ruler, if it's the same as the other, the Dris de Erden novels I've read. Is it also the same in the underworld where they live? there's like an arachnid chief drow woman

kind of run shit so i don't know balder's lore and like the deeper stuff very much because i only played balder's gate three but i didn't see anything like that there is a spider coin of course when you go underground that you get to fight uh that's a fun fight i that's the drows queen i still want to play that game through with you i love balders and the longer i go without playing it the more i want to play it again balders was uh i played that game i got when i first got it i was like you know i'm going approach this different from every other game I've ever done I always like you know want to make the

sickest guy I should embrace this dude if this game is so chill that I should be able to play as a bard and it'll be fine and that doesn't sound compelling to me but compel me and I made a bard halfling because I was like let's go all in on it so I make a little halfling bard he's all uh all uh all uh speech all charisma he's um even his his special abilities that you get to choose it's like talk to the dead and talk to animals only only the risler literally the risler i would just i got so caught up i got so caught up in who the guy was that i made because right off the bat you start off and i'm this little hobbit dude and i'm running around and the first people you get are that like Paladin and that

What are their names? Shadow Heart and the Get Yankee Chase. Yeah, you get both of them and it's two chicks with a sword. Every other character I've ever made, I'd be like, okay, whatever, come, yeah, let's go. But in this, because I was this little guy, I was like, yo, yeah.

Like, yeah, I got you, whatever you need. I like my instrument was the bongos I'm taking up the bongos I took all my clothes off right away hell yeah my guy's naked he's literally hanging dong I'm like that's sick he's a dick he's there these two fucking sick ass two sick ass fucking badass broads I'm there playing the bongos dick out and the situations that would occur would I would always go up to whatever I remember this one was the goblin camp and I got up there And I was like, oh, what's up? We're passing through. And, you know, and they're like, your dick is out. We're going to fucking kill you. And I was like, hold up. How about we run an operation here?

And they're like, we should kill you. And I'm like, you should actually give us 50% of the, literally you have this whole tree that I'm crit success, crit success because I have these, all my points are like when I'm intimidating or, charming, I get the, you know, the plus four plus six. It can't fail. It can fail unless I quit fail. And it does happen. And the game I learned early on that to go with the failures, you would want to save scrub and be like, oh, I don't like that conversation, how that went. But like,

the reason why I never changed from that is because early on you have this thing in your brain, it's not really spoilers or anything, but this dude was like, oh, I can, get that shit out. And I was like, oh, cool, get that shit out. And he starts like drilling into my eye. And no one likes it. It says like everyone in all, everyone in your party, they're like, they didn't like that's cool. And I'm like, uh, and it's like, you want me to stop? You're already fucked up or should I keep going. I'm like, oh, keep going. He's going and going. He's fucking up. The whole party is gross. Like everyone's like puking. And I'm just like, oh my God. And then I'm like, all right, well, this was fucking stupid. And he's like,

like that's rough he's like hey you know what i'll give you this eye and then he gives me this eye that lets me see it in the dark and that was actually one weakness that my halfling guy had he was like actually bad in the dark because i got this eyeball and i'm like oh great the failure was there and i'd played disco elicium i don't know if you ever played that but failing in that game is your story like you go to punch someone and you slip and fall because you rolled bad that's actually the story and it's funnier yeah and so i was like i'm never going to not commit so you know in the situation with the goblin camp i was like yeah you know listen blah blah blah and uh they've even brought out animals they're like oh we'll let our fucking terror wolves size you up and i'm all like

hello hello jessica hello Kelly how are you i know i could talk to them because that's how my guy is i have my dick out this whole time and and at some point i crit fail and so now it's battle but i'm this shitty barred there i always go with that big red bitch grab my bar and I throw him, which hurts him to the back. So he like gets tossed. You can throw him because he's so light. So she'll throw him to the back where he's safe. I'll get like I'll lose some HP because I got hit.

And then stand up and playing the bongos and everyone's fucking viking with it. He's actually, he's been hurt my bard. And I've had like one of the other characters throw HP at him because it'll like land and it heals. And you could like throw items at people. It's so sick. and it's like the bottle hit him for like negative one HP and it knocked him out and then like the the healing landed amongst him but didn't do shit but it was just hilarious that they have these options to do that you know use something as a weapon pick something up and throw something at someone

that's a fun character bill a character who just throws random shit like i usually turn carlack the red bitch into that uh she's just like a throwing barbarian she takes her coin and turns into a giant version of herself and then just throw shit at people. That's really good. That's a great game. Check this. If you play Baldersgate with four people and then maybe one of them is not available.

Yeah. That's great. Dick out. Dick out. The ideal difficulty for me in Baldersgate is with three people. So like four is almost too easy. So to answer what was almost your question, if one

person is bad, it's better. What if he's not there? Does he like, he's not playing unless all four are there? So, you have to wait for dialogue. Yeah, you would miss out on stuff, basically. Like, we'd be progressing the story without you. So that is the drawback.

It's kind of like a Dungeons. It's very much like Dungeons and Dragons. Like, if you didn't show up for Game Night and we did a whole campaign, you know, around a table rolling dice and stuff, you just wouldn't be part of it. So your character, we would, your character would probably be with us when we play we wouldn't just and it would get we could get ranked up and everything. I think the levels stay similar anyway, but it's been a while. Things get weird when you disconnect characters from parties.

So he does that on experience, but it wouldn't stop him from jumping in the next day. Absolutely. Yeah, you jump right in the next day and be fine. You just miss it. You just wouldn't know about like the goblin camp or you, we'd have to catch you up significantly. But the main thing is like that game's about 90 hours long.

And you each play your own level. Like he would jump. been at like level four, his enemies are not, are they not leveled to him? I would bring his character. I would keep our party intact and we would just play his character for roles and it would rank up with us. So when he came back, he might leave at level three and come back and he'd be level five because we played with his character, which is what you would want anyway. I don't, I've never seen the characters get out of, out of whack, level wise. I think it levels everybody pretty much the same.

I played on Steam Deck a lot. That was my experience with it. Yeah. You're a big Steam Deck fan. It's like the sickest console I've ever had. I feel like it's not even fair to call it a console. Can you play anything but shooters on that effectively, given like the lack of hotkeys and shit?

First of all, there's a touchscreen. So you do have the ability, like if there's something clickable, Most games, you just can literally touch the screen. And I find a lot of mouse games clicking, really like, if I could play out on a tablet, it feels even faster for certain things, not dragging necessarily like a mouse is not aiming for sure, not aiming. But like, I played Star Wars Night's of the Older Republic on iPad years ago. I was like, this is fucking sick.

This is easy. Navigating sucks because using like the iPad as a thumbstick. But like when I have the steam deck, there's oftentimes, I'm playing a game and it's a controller. And I take my hand off and now I'm like pop up, pop up on the screen. You know, like our creator is perfect. I'm using controller. And then I pick up something. It's attachments.

I just drag and drop the attachments on gun, something that like would just be a nuisance on controller. I'm doing. And that is cool because, you know, I do that on my computer even. I'll play Battlefield with mouse and keyboard. And as soon as I get in a vehicle, I grab my controller, which is race. there seamlessly like pack and forth and i the steam deck what's really crazy with it is i i think i was telling you guys this last time i put gforce now on it yeah i got g force now so that i i can stream games from like uh some random 5080 computer somewhere and uh so something like arc raters

i'll dock the steam deck and i'll run gforce now arc raters uh you know, cinematic graphic settings or draw distance, whatever. And it's just, it's just like pulling a 4K video,

you know, I don't know if I'd play Counterstrike or Valorant. Yeah, I was going to say, like, I don't think I'd play Counterstrike or Valorant on it. But no,

like you can use it as a computer, use it as a mouse. It's, you'd be blown away. I played all of Dune Awakening on my Steam deck on G-Force now while streaming it to Twitch. It's not a shooter.

It is like an RPG. Like it is hotkey style shit. So it's not like crazy important to timing. But it is really, it feels better. You know when you like go on an old TV that doesn't have a game mode? So it's like an HD TV, but it doesn't have a game mode. There's almost a delay. It's so much better.

than that. Like that, you know, sometimes I'll go with someone's TV and I'll like move around. I'll put it on PC mode or game mode. It's being weird. You know, uh, yeah, in that case,

it operates better than that. Was the, I watched the first new Dune movie and I thought it was kind of cool. Are the subsequent ones shit? You saw Dune one. You saw Dune one and thought it was cool? I thought it was cool. Like I thought it was a good popcorn movie.

I watched the, the original Dune I watched because, Kyle told me it was funny and I agreed wholeheartedly. It was very, very funny and a great movie. It was a good wreck. But then I watched the new version of Dune and I thought it was pretty neat. And then I saw a lot of people shitting on it. Oh, no.

Anyone that shout out, I don't know. I don't know many people that saw Dune 2 and were like, dude one sick. I hated Dune 2. That's how I feel. I think I remember this, but you were. extensive Dune boy, like read the books.

He did the whole thing. I trust Kyle's movie takes. He knows more about movies. I've got like the cliff notes of the books. Like I got like a few, I got hours of watching. Oh yeah. Me too. I thought I thought Dune 2 was like so sick.

Dude one. I thought if people are like I didn't like doing one. I'm like then you probably will not like doom two. But people that are like I love or I like doing one. I'm like you, I think you will like Dune 2 much more. So I love Dennis Villanuevaevo, the only French Canadian I like. He made Sicario. He made prisoners.

That movie we were talking about the other day with Jake Gyllenhaal when the, what's his name, kidnaps his daughter. He made enemy. He made Dune. And he made something else that I can't come up with right now. I love Blade Runner. Yeah, Blade Runner 2049. He makes beautiful movies.

A rival. Is that what it was called? Yes, that's the Amy Adams movie. That one's tremendous, too. That one got a little silly at times. Let's be real. I didn't think it did. It's an alien movie that's more about like a time loop. So bad. Anyway, that's the one where those squids come down and they have to communicate, right? Yes. It's all about communication. So what I didn't like about Dune 2 was it felt like, I don't remember how long it is. Let's say it's two hours and 15 minutes.

It felt like a two hour and 15 minute movie that should have been a three hour movie. It felt like there was, 45 minutes of important moving missing from this epic long. I would have given it. I would have gladly given it five hours. I thought Dune 2 was so sick that I really have a hard time appreciating Avatar 2, Avatar 3. I thought Dune 1, Dune 2.

I thought Blade Runner. I thought these movies make that one look like a Saturday morning cartoon, not in a not in a fully bad way but in like it's so much less consequential due to from that felt really fucking thick I did if like I mean your biggest complaint is you wanted more movie of it I can get behind that for sure the editing felt like it's a little rushed the editing I do think you only get Timothy shallamee acting at the end when you see act at the end you're like oh you see you are a good actor and I guess you've been acting away because that is what the rule asks of it and now it's asking more of you and you're delivering.

I want so there was a particular moment where they they skipped ahead in time. It's when they all head to like, I don't remember the particular. When he's going to the south. When they go to the south and everybody. So one minute were all these like separate tribes and it's like we got to get the tribes together or whatever. And he's all like, Druk MacDoh. His mom drinks the blue worm goo that's going to make her like,

fetus like a super baby and then snap your fingers and seemingly months have gone by very consequential months we've like gotten all the tribes together there's some sort of a like big dome we live under now we've got military set up the mom has gotten all tatted up like a fucking gen x like weird girl like she's got face tats all over now she seems to be wielding power like we miss so much and i felt like that happened like three, maybe four times throughout the movie where I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you just warped ahead in time. I blink. Did I miss something?

I'm trying to rewind. I thought the first one suffered from that same issue. So like, way back of the day, I tried to read Dune and I just stop. I just didn't have it. I watched the old Dune movie. I watched the old Dune movie and I thought it was like so lame. I couldn't even deal with it. And then Dune was coming out.

It was kind of fun though, wasn't it? I'm going to get back to that. And then Dunev one was coming out, De Neville Nouve and I was like, let's go. I'm fucking ready for this. Saw the movie, was so hyped about the first one.

Was like, what the fuck is going on? I felt like I came in the middle of a season five of a TV show. I started to read the book. And I was like, wow, you know, I,

I, I, I don't know if I would have picked that up unless I had the visual representation in the movie. I don't think the movie, now I understand what the movie did, but it didn't tell me any of this. They conveyed all of this with like two looks, but if you read the book and now you see this scene, you're like, sick, because it does it in a way. In Dune, the recent one, Dune won the Neville Nivu. the it's uh they they have these looks and you're just like oh in the way voo i never i never

knew that uh you know the this whole history with ai and everything and what a mentat is or benny jesrit none of it or what putting the hand in the box yeah yeah putting the hand in the box none of that added up when i saw the movie but when you read the book you're like oh that's cool now that i know what everything is this is a really awesome and it's still was cool and mysterious to check out, but then you get the book and it's a great companion piece. You know what I also know I like? The ultimate, but as I say, real quick,

the ultimate companion piece to it is then after watching De Neville Nouve and reading the book, going back and watching the old one fucking slaps. I watch the old one now and I'm like, look at that. They did these things that

obviously anyone in their right mind would be like, can't do that in a movie. It's not going to, barely going to vibe you know they're really got the fucking thing in the old one that the shields exactly as they describe it is exactly how it looks an old dune and that is totally cool if that was real life like if that's what it looked like it would be you know i don't i love the shield technology i think that's brilliant writing i don't know if um uh the dune creator whose name's escaping me like he came up with that but the idea wuddy is that they have these personal body shields and the only

way to penetrate it is moving slow so that you can interact with your world and walk around and grab something off a table or whatever but any project no bullets no bullets can work like bullets are are done and a laser gun will create like a nuclear reaction if anyone ever were to shoot you with one of their advanced sci-fi guns and hit your body shield it would nuke's the whole area like everyone dies really so no one uses them that's the lord everyone learns swords and they have to learn learn like to move slowly. Oh, now it's through the shields. All it takes is one guy.

And you can't hit with swords very quickly. You have to hit with swords slowly. You have to use like jujitsu and like get lock them up and then slowly pierce their shield. You almost have to like get them in a submission hold and then slowly penetrate the shield with a knife. So their combat is built all around that sort of odd fighting style of. It's like sneaking. It's like sneaking the blade in. Like you like like they sneak it in.

I thought the worms didn't go hard enough. Seems like they could have the run of the place. Those worms were enormous. I thought in the new movies, they looked so good. That CGI is so excellent. But again, the editing bothers me. It felt like we jumped ahead too much, and that was really taking me out of it.

And then I got to say, Zendaya, maybe I don't want to call her a bad actress because I think she's done good stuff other than that. I like her in the Spider-Man shit just fine, but she's so like, her character is so unlikable for me, for one thing. I think that turns me against her.

But then just, she just sits there and pouts constantly about stuff that's like bigger than her. And I wish that, I feel like a real person on a real sci-fi planet that was in the middle of two galactic empires fighting over our, like, special resource.

And all of a sudden my boyfriend turns out to be, The Messiah. I could, I could really, like, let him, like, do his thing and not be pouty about it. He should be stag. I won't be nagging at all if my significant other turns out to be the Messiah. The galactic Messiah.

He's going to be a God king any minute now. He's got fucking magical powers and shit. And he's about to one v. one knife fight some sort of, like, super goyam for, like, the eternity ring. And it's like, Stop pouting, you bitch. And yeah, they don't even tell it. They didn't even say in the in the movie, but like the mom, his mom was supposed to have a daughter because it's this plan where that daughter was supposed to be with Austin Butler, the, the Harkonen family.

There was going to be an alliance made like politics, deep, deep level shit. But you chose to keep the son that she got instead of trying to have a daughter. She willed herself to have a son. With her powers as a Benny Jesuit, she had been making sure she only had daughters for him. But the husband wants a son so badly, and she loves him so much, even though she wasn't supposed to.

She's supposed to be this Benny Jeserate plant, almost a spy within the castle, but she falls in love with the Duke because he's a good guy, and she gives him the son he always wants. And that's in the book. The Duke has this whole thing of, like, is who's lying to me at the very beginning, but they just kind of whip it all together in like a day.

Is this supposed to be a trilogy? Or is it just a... It's a lot of books. A whole bunch of books. There's a lot of books. You could end the story in a lot of different places. One of the things that makes me lose interest with the whole thing. And I think it's part of why you don't like, you're not super interested in seven

kingdoms is you know how the big story ends. Yeah. I know how the big story of Dune ends. And it's a real fucking downer. All right? I'm going to spoil it in three seconds, if anyone wants to avoid. the entire doom story. Basically, Paul Atreides, the

sort of God King Messiah, realizes that the only way to achieve galactic peace from all of these warring factions, very much like Game of Thrones in space, with the houses that they own entire planet systems and stuff, instead of like the North or whatever,

he realizes the only way to bring everybody together cohesively and then get galactic peace is to become a real, evil, despot enemy to everyone. If he is the worst of the worst, if he is an enemy to all, then the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and that will bring the entire galaxy together, unify them against him. And so he sort of becomes like a Christ-like self-sacrificing figure in that way, while also mutating into a

literal maggot man. Oh, well, that's worse than everything else you said. Zach, if you could find a picture of the maggot man version of Paul Atreides, as I like to call him, it's off-putting to look at it. What magic turned him into a maggot man? It's the worm goo. He keeps drinking it, and there's something special about his anatomy because he's half-Benny Jeserate man that, like, it turns him into a maggot man. He's, you know, really getting a lot of that blue goo. So will he become a worm? Yes, he's a giant worm man.

Not like the giant worms that burrow in the sand. Again, like a maggot man, like half-maggot man. he's a maggot man oh well that's terrible well that's not it i'm talking about like paul at tradies once he turns into a worm that's harkinan that guy's funny that's baron harconin who is a badass motherfucker hilarious he was way gayer in the uh the old movie remember he had all those twinks he was i would say off putting in the original film i did not like him he was always drooling what looked like motor oil and like he had like nipple rings and stuff and then he just like go bleed some young guy and fuck with him.

Yeah, this is what Paul's turning into. Yeah. Oh, oh, that's horrible. He turns into a pussy-faced maggot man. I also thought pussy-faced. Yeah, his heads turn into a giant clitoris. Oh, my goodness. I think he's pretty hot.

That's horrible. Well, what a terrible end. Now, Taylor's king shaming. Fuck you. I'm sorry. I'm accepting of all types. Thank you. Thank you.

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