Painkiller Already - PKA 794 W/ Santi & Harley: Disability Superhero Teammates

Episode Date: March 7, 2026

P.k.a. 794, one of our top guest, Santys app, Taylor. This episode of PKK is brought to you by Better Help, Lock and Load, and our wonderful merchandise. Santee, good to see you. You always have more stuff behind you, every time. Yeah, it's a growing mountain of male autism at its finest. It just keeps growing and growing. Are you doing, Taylor? You still celebrating the American victory over the national sport of hockey? Yes, yes. That was awesome. I was, I don't know if I said it on PKN or PKK before because I like, we talked about hockey the show you missed. I was like I had people tweeting me. They're like, I know it annoys you, but it is so fucking funny that you missed the most relevant hockey story of the past 40 years because of your honeymoon. Like how does this happen? I'm like, it's unreal. I hope the boys gave it some justice. But I expected the U.S. to be a huge. huge underdog when I saw the like betting lines that surprised me because I was like what sort of

American is set in these lines like they've got I even in my head I'm like dude if it goes three on three and OT they've got McDavid McKinnon and McCar which would be they wouldn't even allow that in a video game like that's like Ireland who are these three? Connor McDavid then Nathan McKinnon and what's his name the fucking McCar kid uh, Kail McCar. They're fantastic players, but the US one largely off the back of Connor Hellebuck, 41 out of 42 saves.

I, because of the time difference, I literally woke up the first day of my honeymoon at like 6 a.m. and I was like, oh yeah, the hockey game. And then I check and it had been over for an hour because Italy's the actual opposite side of the planet from here apparently. And so I had to watch a replay a couple, a couple nights later.

and scrub through and see all the good bits. It was really impressive. Everyone talked about Jack Hughes, but the first goal, you probably watched at Santee, the Matt Boldy goal for Team USA, that was like a momentum shift goal. That was like a putting the team on your back,

you know, weaving into the offensive zone, getting a great goal against the blues goalie, Jordan Bennington. I like that enough hockey talk. What do you think? Man, I don't know. I think the less seriously we take hockey as a nation,

the more embarrassing it is for Canada. It's like their whole thing. It's their whole personality. This was our 9-11. Like, this was such a huge deal for us. This was such a big deal for us. Actually, I need to know the BB Net and Yahoo! How many 9-11 was it?

45,000 9-11. I was so mad on Twitter just watching like the Americans that like, just clearly don't care about the sport, just caring about it for this one particular moment. I have to highlight Taylor because Taylor, shortly after the US one was just rage baiting Canadians on Twitter. Can I read one of your tweets, Taylor? Because this is fucking hilarious.

Yeah, I was bothering people. Canadians are getting pretty uppity over their hockey loss. Your country is entirely pretend. Your national identity is not being American. It's time to bring them to heal. That's the beginning of it. We're so much. We talked about our rising Indian population, how our hockey is just going to get worse, because we just keep bringing in Indian people.

Now, but the big reason it was such a win is because this was the best team Canada's ever had. Like, would you agree for sure. I would agree. Second best team in the world is pretty good. Second best in the world is good. First to last, baby. If I'm glad that was not a seven game series. I'm glad that was a one-off game.

because I don't know how much I like our chances in the seven game series. You know what I didn't like, though, is the fact that they, the overtime is a totally different sport. Three on three is, I don't think is a very indicative way to determine who the best hockey team is. It's like how like soccer games, if they, you know, their overtime, if they go beyond overtime, it's a penalty shoot. At that, at that point, it's not the same sport. It's not trying to figure out who was the better on the pitch. It's just who's better at kicking the ball from this particular point. And I think three on three hockey is just not the same fucking sport.

It's like seven on seven flag football. Canada and America, they didn't face another time in this Olympics, right? Just the one time for the goal. So we beat in Canada two out of the last three Olympic matchups. I feel like we've already won a series. Oh, my goodness. That is extra humiliating. Thank you, Woody, for pointing that out to those filthy Canoeca.

Yeah, they were, I like almost, I felt bad after a while because, like, I forget how much they care more than the last. I'm even a hockey fan and they care more. It's just their identity. But it was like five days later. And there's still people like spazzing out on social media over it. Like this guy's the worst. You know, I think he's evil. They should they shouldn't let Austin Matthews be the captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs anymore.

And it's like, I don't know if that's, I don't know if you want to chase the best player in your franchise history out in your current captain because he beat you guys in a game. Like if anything, maybe this gets him a little, a little more unful. he gets a little confidence that now he can win in those big important games because up till now he'd struggle. If anything, you should be trying to give him a Canadian citizenship. Like, you should be

trying to get him on your national team. That's what China does. China's like, oh, you're very cool. Gymnastico and they fucking, like, steal your ass. They put that on the cover of Time magazine, I think. They put her on a magazine cover. I can't believe that. Put it on Chinchang fucking

People magazine. Not on hours. What are you doing? but that raccoon girl on there she's a real American mostly she's more fun yeah I didn't really remember the faces the one that the one the

what sport was it was it was it just figure skating yeah I got a figure skating fan but I enjoyed watching her performance she just seems like a bubbly fun person he seems like she's just a she seems fun

I don't know every time everything I watched of her she seemed like a cool girl I watched way more of that than hockey. I watched the gold medal game. I watched the whole game, Taylor. The whole game I watched it. And then I watched half of the prior game, not the prior game because that one was a given.

It was like Slovenia or some shit or whoever it was. The one before that, when they played maybe Sweden or somebody, I watched half of that game. Man, it's just a terrible sport. I don't know how you like this shit. Like especially Olympic hockey, they don't even fight. They don't even fight. It's like, I want to see a slob knocker.

Can you imagine the crowd if, like, there's blood on the ice by the, how many periods y'all got five or six or some shit? They fought last time. Last Olympics, remember the Americans like, before the puck even dropped, they both just dropped their gloves and went at it. With the Tjuk brothers, right? That was the four nations mid-season NHL tournament, I think. Yeah, that was all the back. Oh, my mistake. I think I'm going to be a American national.

Canada. Canada won the gold. It's a much less big deal than the Olympic gold. But also, I'm on record saying exactly what you're saying. It is shitty going to Olympic-style hockey after getting used to the NHL because it's not nearly as rough and tumble. They just don't go as hard physically. And when they do, there's always like some international reporter being like, is this the way they should be representing themselves on the global stage? And it's like, yeah, not if they were playing chess, but they're playing ice hockey.

Like, that should be part of it. There should be fighting. There should be big hits. And they'd be an occasional, you know, accidental injury, not the on purpose ones. I saw a little, it's a little shady, perhaps accidentally on purpose injury from Tom Wilson. But when has he done that before, Santee? What are you talking about? Didn't the American guy get his fucking teeth knocked out by like a high stick or something?

Yeah, but that's just part. That happens. That just happens. Yeah. Here's a question. Like, how, obviously, like, I know how people get into hockey, but there's so many of these sports in the, in the Winter Olympics. Like, how the fuck do you get into, like, bob sledding?

You know, like, I don't think that you're bob sled in high school. What do you? I mean, you've done all kinds of, like, wacky sports, right? You did, like, all kinds of solo individual sports, right? Mm-hmm. Did you ever consider bobsledding? No. Or the skeleton, deluge?

More of a toboggan, man. If you live near the slides, whatever they're called the tracks, I bet it's a little more attractive. Like, you know, Bonsla is expensive, but we can start on skeleton and do that. You definitely, I think you only get in that if you've got like a national team that's pumping money into it the way. I think one of maybe Sweden or Finland or somebody that like that won like everything that had any cross country skiing even in it. Because there's like the decathlon or whatever it's called. The one where they like, they shoot, they ski like cross country skiing, you know.

And then they do something else. Like they want all of that shit. Like clearly they're pumping money into that, making that like part of their national identity. Whereas I don't even, I can't imagine a high schooler like skeletoning. Like how does that even work? It's so fast. Dude, sometimes bobsleders get recruited. Like I want to say Herschel Walker.

Did bobsled for America? Someone like that. Yeah. They grab like a top NFL running back or player and put them on the bobsled team. That's the story of the Jamaican bobsled team. Four sprinters that couldn't make it on. the Olympic team. Really?

And they just got recruited by John Candy. By John Candy. Yeah. And then they made the Jamaican bobslet team. You know what? Some people can't believe Jamaica's got a bobslet team. Yeah. It's become kind of it was a fun movie.

No, they can laugh. It's a lot of a tropical climate. Australia won its first gold medal this year in the Olympic, winter Olympics. And they won it because everyone fell down and speedscale. Oh, yeah. Everyone else fell down. And he celebrated.

like Tom Brady after he threw like a last minute touchdown. And it was like, dude, they all fell. You didn't even trip them. Like maybe if you tripped him or like tricked him into falling or something. But like, there's lots of ways to win at speed skating. If I'd been behind him stumbling around, I'd have been, I'd have had silver. You know what I mean? I'm seeing.

You wouldn't admit. But also it was. Once I get moving, though, Woody. You're actual. They're so weak. They are. You've got flippy floppy ankles. The flippy as floppy as high flexibility ankles you've ever heard.

That Australian guy coming around the corner, like, usually when people fall in speed skating, it's like 0.04 seconds later they get past. Like the guy isn't even like onto the ground yet. Everyone had been on the ground and sliding for like two seconds. And that crocodile Dundee fucker is like, oh, at least he's gone right. And actually, like, he wasn't even, he would have had a humiliating score if they hadn't all tumbled. And that, he's in the finals for some reason. Strategy.

It's a strategy. There's tumbles in those races, like, often. It's not as it like, what we saw was a one-off. Like, those things happen a lot. It is, I'm assuming, I'm not that I've ever speed skated, that that is to a degree of strategy to try and avoid the common tumble that tends to happen in that final sprint. We talked about it before, but the greatest strategy, so it's easier to fall. Like the first time I've actually seen a real strategy applied to something like that was when that Chinese woman speed skater lapped the field.

Like she came out of the gate sprinting, lapped the field, and then cruised to the gold. And everybody was confused about what lap it was because there was technically the person behind the field was in first. And on the last lap, while everybody else was in second, third, fourth, fifth, but on like the second to last lap. So they're getting confused. And it just seemed like such an easy and smart way to do the sport. I'd never see anything like that. Imagine that tactician for Team China. He's like, I have an idea.

We go fast. We go in to skate even faster. I've wondered why that strategy isn't done more often. I go speed skating and that velodrome cycling, you know, the wooden track with the high arched walls. Yeah, that shit's cool. These guys go super slow. they would stand still, like trying to be behind the other one. Isn't there some guy who's not purely fast twitch muscle who's like,

this guy's fast at the sprint, but he can't go a kilometer. I'm just going to book it from the start. I understand it's easier to draft, but it just seems like there's a thing there. That was the beauty of it. Like she sprinted, lapped the field, and then she gets to draft the whole field. Like she's got this big old pocket of air in front of her and she just cruises to go. no one even came close to challenging her. She won by nine tenths of a lap or something.

It wasn't like they started catching her back up. The person in second place technically didn't go into boost mode. And seemingly, like I said, everyone got confused about what laugh it was. It was brilliant. Good on them. Super cool. In general, it's just a stupid fucking thing. The whole winter Olympics.

Well, I think all the Olympics are kind of cool. Do you? The way some events, like the way, You ever seen the Paralympics? They get sad when you don't cut the commercial breaks. Well, I don't want to watch the sad ones, but the way they do the metal count where they let Norway get like 50 golds by winning very slight variations of cross country skiing. And then it's like, oh, and by the way, there's two medals total for the largest event there by viewership, which is the ice hockey. Just two total.

I hear you. That happens in all the Olympics, though. Like I bet people say that about swimming and track, which dominates metal counts. in the summer. I just like following like the the weird stories. I remember the 2010 games there was an Ethiopian cross country skier. It's just like, oh, I just want to see cool runnings all over again. And I'm assuming this is like an Ethiopian, like marathon runner that couldn't actually qualify for the regular Olympics, for the summer Olympics. And then they just try to, uh, divert their talents into something else that requires a good amount of, of, uh, of endurance. I think that'd be pretty

training in the desert? How did he do? Good question. Let me look up how Robeltecler and Riemreum did. Okay. I'm going to guess last place. I feel like we should spend more time

talking about the most unlikable cunts in all of Olympic history, which is the Canadian curling team. Jesus Christ. Those fucking guys cheated their stones off and then got indignant for getting called out on cheating. Okay.

As the Canadian here. It's the other players and the other rent. Try to defend these fucking assholes. And the guy in particular was the most unlikable cunt who's ever Olympic. As the Canadian here, even we were like, you guys are fucking dwebes. Why are you swearing at a curling event? You know, like this isn't a WWE event. You got caught cheating.

Okay, whatever. It is what it. They ended up winning goal, which is crazy. Clear, blatant cheating. There is no defending that. Help me out here. funny seeing these guys act all up putty and tough it's like you're

throwing a you're throwing it you're sliding a stone that's your sport every member of every hockey team can beat them with one arm fighting fighting even the women oh well of course I bet they clean up in the figure skating category too they're like intimidating the refs and shit like they were the biggest assholes ever

oh I saw it's cool I saw this like this little blur underneath that the actual guy who I guess has been on their team a long time who did the you know finger god push touch and there was like this announcer being like

just incredible to see Stevens still here competing 48 years old still an Olympian it's like stop it like he is the most athletic thing he's doing is pretending it's more strenuous than it actually is to toss

that rock with their like flare they like, they throw their leg behind them. If anything, it would be harder to be the guy trying not to trip and like, right in front of it. Yeah, at least that you'd get a little activity. It might be kind of fun. You get to control the clacking of the balls. Overall, though, that seems like something you'd try like twice and be like,

I'm full. I'm good. If curling's an Olympic sport, bring on a shuffleboard. It's parallel. Yes. For the summer Olympics. You should have shuffleboard. Nursing homes empty out for like Olympic trials.

91 years young. Regis still tickles me up to the line. I found Robel and how he did. So he came 93rd. Right above him was it was Medi Salim from Algeria. And then right before them was Satar Sa'i from Iran. So Robel came second last. Right below him was

Roberto from Peru. So why are these countries in cross-country skiing? They want to represent their country. They want to be an Olympian. Take a shot at it. I'm fine with it. You have to qualify. But in your country, you qualify.

You don't have to go to like some international thing to qualify, right? Is that a thing? Like you can just everybody. My impression was everyone just gets in and gets a shot. Like if you're from Algeria and you're the only skater they have, they send you and you get to compete. They get to choose who represents Algeria. I mean, but they do like qualifiers for like different sports. Like I know like the the Fiba, the basketball thing.

Like that's a qualifier. Like not everybody makes it into the Olympics there just because you're the best basketball team in your country. You don't get to qualify. So I don't know. Maybe you're right. Like maybe there isn't that much qualifying. I would agree. I would agree.

I just thought that there was qualifiers and trials for everything based on what I saw in three running. I'm aware of swimming. And this guy from Equatorial New Guinea could be. barely make it across the pool and he didn't do a flip turn on the wall. This guy wasn't a competitive swimmer at all.

And he was there in the Olympics and his freaking little mancini doing his thing. He was just on a trip, on vacation. Oh, fuck, we got to wrap up this brunch. I got to compete in the 18 minutes. Oh, no, I'll be back shortly. A loophole in the Olympic Village.

It's like the last summer Olympics. I think it was the most recent one. when all the women's like 100 meter sprinters lined up there were like all the teams you expect to do well and then there was this lady in like full garb from Somalia like what are like and it was even a speed burka on yeah she had a speed burka and it was like everyone else there was like doing the little warm-up thing she kind of just walked up to the blocks wasn't familiar with it and then it was like

who is this tighter new balance is on expert tight yeah you look at up and it was like the niece of the chair of athletics in Somalia and she ran like as slow as I would have. Maybe slower. It was astounding. It was as if she'd never fully like her knees were low. It was all like basic first day running stuff where it's like, don't drag your feet. Get those knees up. Have you seen the dictator when he's running the 100 meter dash? Bang. He pulls out his gun. Yeah, the fucking curling, like, I remember when I was a kid and I saw that for the first time.

And I was like, really, this is a thing? Like, it just boggled my mind at 12 or whatever when I saw that. Still, like, 20 years later, I'm like, the fuck, is this a thing? Like, let me ask you this. Because people in the U.S., like at the high school level, swim 100 meters or whatever, they run 100 meters. They pull vault. They do all those things. Is there any high school level curling?

Yes. Really? Yeah. That blows my mind. Dead serious. Like we had state championships or curling. I had a buddy that was on our curling team. And that's about my experience with curling.

I never played or tried out. You know, he was like the dude that tossed the rock and then he went on to play collegially. Captain. It's a deal here. He played collegiate girling. Hmm. It just doesn't seem like...

Like, why isn't darts in the Olympics of curling? They seem like equally gamified, like, barely sports that, like, I don't know, like bowling even. Like, I feel like bowling belongs if curling is there for sure. They're kind of similar in some ways. I feel like it would have to be a summer event. It's indoors. Dude, I would tune into that. I think that the US dominates a bowling.

Yeah, that'd be a big deal. It would be just like darts where we have like, some big fat guy who's like they're like hold on waiting I wonder what hold on hold on hold on we'd be clear instructions what did you say after hold on

no he looks confused I didn't say I'm confused because I don't know where I caught out hold on you said hold on and they're all waiting for the punchline and it just didn't well rest of sure I was speaking when I froze

I was saying that like we would thrash bowling because those you know and I bet the same way we would dominate bowling the Brits would beat everybody in darts because that seems very much like their thing they're both sports where like heavy drinking guys

get to like four beers in and then they're in the zone yeah pool that's another one Brits would do that well bar games yeah who is the like council deciding what qualifies as a sport and what doesn't

well there isn't a little answer that The sports don't always make it back the next year. Because I remember when skeleton first happened. I remember hearing it on the radio that year. I think it was the first year they did skeleton. That's the one when you're on your belly, right? That's the best one.

That's the girl booty one. Ladies skeleton? All right, to succeed in this, you have to be a sprinter. So their glutes are world class. Yeah, they are. And they just, they fucking fire up those glutes for like 10 seconds. Then they lay on their belly and jiggle for the next. minute or two.

And it's... Wait, don't forget the best part. The way you stop in skeleton is by doing downward facing dog where you spread your legs as wide as you can. It's a sexist. They're overdressed.

They are overdressed a little bit. Yeah. They're wearing those aerodynamic suits, which are pretty nice. I've seen a lot of Cameltoe and skeleton. It's good stuff. But if they were in like nothing, that would be even better.

Yeah. You can tell that that spandex is barely keeping the jiggles in. Have you seen those street vendors that are like cutting up flan? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like that's what it looks like under the- We need another bobsled event where they ride down on their elbows and knees.

Yes. And also there's no, the way they stopped is there's a safety pit of Cox. Chris. Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. Oh, she's into the cockpile. She's into the crystal pit.

It's kind of a biathlon. There's a mud wrestling at the end of the course. And now don't forget, this has been addemized. Now she will do 100 jumping jacks. We should be on the IOC. We could determine which these sports are. We'd be great at this. Yeah, they're over-dressed in the Winter Olympics.

I don't care about any of that. stuff. They're overdressed. Oh, you're one of the greatest athletes in the world. You get a little chilly. You get a little chilly out there. It's like 18 out there like degrees. It's going to be fine. I see those people do those, uh, those like, they jump in those holes in the ice into the water. Yeah, yeah. Plunges all the time. I would like to see snow volleyball. I imagine snow volleyball. Everybody's all niply. Everybody, you know, they're diving into the snow. Like I can say same outfits. Same outfits. Yes. It would be like beach. volleyball, but in the snow. I would like more parody where it's like, where's the, where's the summer version of this?

Where's the winter version of this? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like, okay, like a more serious example than, you know, winter volleyball. Like, the summer Olympics, they should have like, do they not have inline skating? Like, we have speed skating in the winter games. I thought you were going to look for roller hockey. I'm like, no fucking way.

This guy says they need roller hockey. That'd be sick, though. They have seven on seven football coming at the Olympics where they're, Like it's I think it's flag style too. And like the NFL players are the world. Sorry. That will go poorly for the rest of the planet. Very much so.

Very much so. Every NFL player is like I want to play and they just want to have fun destroying the rest of the planet. Oh my God. Like we've been training for this for a few hundred years. Y'all are big trouble. I wonder. Well, I mean, it's not football football.

How would the rugby players do? I think any advantage that a rugby player might have over an NFL player is going to dissipate when it's flag football. I think it's going to be all speed technique, fast twitch stuff, and guys who, those guys are the greatest athletes in the world, in my opinion, NFL players. I know there's like a big controversy right now because the U.S. has. It's definitely the NBA. Yeah. If they compete in a combine side by side, like you don't think that the NFL players, would have a more impressive, like, showing across a combine?

You know who says the NBA has better athletes? NFL players. Jason Kelsey. Those guys have all have brain damage, Woody. I'm not listening to NFL players. They go to basketball games and they're like, holy shit. That guy jumped from the foul line and dunked it. The athleticism that you need just to be a regular basketball player is not braids.

Dude had a 43.5 inch vertical. I could do that. No, you can't. No, you can't. It. What do you literally? Most NBA players can't do that. What, a 43 inch?

43 and a half, yeah. That is really high. That's madness. That's top tier. I saw someone trying to say Jordan had a 48. And it's like, no, he fucking didn't, all right? Like, there's no way he had a 48 inch vertical. He didn't just disappear like a loony tune into the air.

Space Jam wasn't real, you know. But no, I would stand by that. I think if you had like, let the NBA players pick half the combine, like, competitions and let the NFL players pick half, like, make it fair however you want. But when we get to that part where we bench press 225 for reps, I think we're going to, I don't think the NFL is just going to destroy in that. For sure, there aren't the sprints. I feel like, even strong basketball players are so long that something like bench press

doesn't, like, do it justice. What about 40-yard dash? Do you think, I think the NFL players are faster on average. They might be. Maybe not on average. because you have this linemen and stuff. But if you put corners, if you put corners against point guards or whatever the equivalent would be, like whoever your fastest NBA player is, I bet there's a faster NFL player. I bet that's true, too. As I'm processing this in my head, like most of the NFL players are specialists. You know, they're people who do sprints.

They're people who throw a ball. They're people who, and the NBA players general athletes. And I don't know how to- Tom Brady can't compete with LeBron James. Like 100%. He can't. LeBron's going to beat him in every single stat until we, throw a ball. Yeah. And then there's Tyree Kill who actually stepped up to like US qualifiers for

sprinting and did like okay without that being his regular thing. So there is something to what to what Kyle saying. I have a question for you guys because like this flag football thing or seven on seven. I'm not not actually sure if it's flag football or what kind of rules it is. You guys like the Americans, you guys have a national seven on seven football team. And you guys have like the goat of seven seven quarterbacks apparently. And this guy's like, well, I've been playing here for 10 years. Like I should be the starting quarterback. But then Patrick Mahomes is like, I think I'd like to play.

I think I want to, I think I want to have fun this summer and play flag football. Like, well, what would you think is the play here from Patrick Mahomes or the flag football specialist? Patrick Mahomes. Really, it's not so obvious to me. It's not obvious to me either. Like, it's a similar but related sport, right? What if it was like rugby?

And Patrick Mahomes is like, I'd like to be in. It's like, yeah, but the actual rugby guys do this better. But the things that make flag different are only give him more time. And you know what I mean? They only make him better at his job. Like he'll be better at flag than he would at like real ball. I feel like. I would relate to process that.

I think you make a really good point. There might be other positions. Like some flag football running back might be really accustomed to making sure you can. even touch him because it doesn't take much to tackle. So maybe a flag football running back specialist is better than some NFL running back. But the quarterback, that seems like the position where they could really transition from one sport to the other. I think the running backs, the corners and the and their wide receivers are going to be so much faster than anything Europe has to offer, so much faster than anything Oceana has to offer that it's going to be, it's going to be embarrassing.

like it's going to be 50 to 7 or something like that easily. I just don't see anyone in the planet competing with the USA in American football, even if you do put flags on. How does the line work? Like can the linemen be physical with each other? They can't have time before they can pass. I think there's like a literally one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.

Then you rush. And I think typically there's one or two guys blocking Max and one or two guys rushing the quarterback. I know like I played flag football in like our university and we often just had no blockers. It's just one misses it be two misses three misses it be run. And then the quarterback can run like if they get rushed. Our defensive lineman in open space won't allow some English guy to get past him. Like give him 10 minutes and he'll be bullying him and pushing him down to the ground.

But are they allowed to touch each other like that? I don't know. I don't know the rules of the score. Because if we can, that's big for us. I'm picturing the cornerback, right? So the cornerback defends the wide receiver, right? He's a defense guy. And I think I have this, right?

No. Am I wrong? Who defends the quarterback covering the wide receiver? That's what I said. That's exactly what you just said. Sorry. So anyway, so the cornerback's covering the wide receiver. I imagine some flag football guy might just like stand there ready to grab his flag, like immediately.

Oh, we're going to be running so fast? Different kind of defense. maybe you do run so fast that the other guys aren't even in the vicinity but those guys are greasy fast. They are Olympic sprinters. And they do it in those helmets and stuff. Way do you see the fast, the guys who are already the fastest in the world and what they do, take the pads and helmet off and get greasing fast.

They're going to be destroying the entire planet. No one's going to come close to what our boys are. I think the play here is multiple American teams. I think you can actually have a pretty fun set of Olympics here where, I mean, yeah, America could sweep the podium. But they have other sports where they have multiple people of the same country in there. You mentioned the example of like England. I have like a fairly like an example that very much explains what Kyle is saying because it's so true. I have a buddy named Drew.

He was not good enough to play Canadian collegiate football. That's like Division 10 for you guys. He couldn't even make it to that. but he played like intramurals in university and whatnot he was a decent high school player he goes to do his masters at oxford in business administration and they have a football league and buddy was the fernando mendoza like a fucking god in that league you won the MVP for his team and the league they have an american football league there man i didn't know that it must not be a very solid league it's reminiscent of the old family guy episode where peter

is kicked off of the Patriots and forced to join the London Silly Nannies. Oh, yes. Yeah, this is what we do. Like, this is the thing we're best. It's our own sport. Nobody else even plays it. They play some versions of it, I suppose.

We play world champions every year. Yeah, I mean, people say that, but it's like, who was going to jump in, you know, against the Seahawks? Who, who from South America was going to, was going to, no one? Answer is no one. It looked like that women's basketball, game where like the Ecuadorians were all five foot four and they had like mismatched sneakers

and stuff and team America showed showed up looking like the dream team. Hmm. It's what we're good at. I don't expect us to win cross-cutter to win. Yeah, it is. I've noticed that. Yeah, there's a lot of good European players. Well, it shows in the league too.

It's not like the league is mostly composed of. Do we haven't had an American MVP for like seven years, something like that? The best player hasn't been American in a while. Yeah, it would seem that Americans don't play in the way that, you know, gets you an MVP, whereas those European players are so by the numbers and stats-based and technical. And I like watching them. I can't think of the guys. Is it Jokic or something?

It's the guy who got memed the other day making that mean face at the guy. Dirty was so scary. He looked like a Viking about to crush a skull on a beach. The other guy is a serial dirty. player. Here's a little sports news right here. So I saw it today. Tom Aspinall was saying,

moving on to bigger and better things. And he's like signing with Eddie Hearn to Box, which I assume means he's been cut from the UFC and is no longer heavyweight champion. And then you get this link over here. Confirmed, White House card, Alex Pereira versus John Jones for the heavyweight title. Oh, damn.

Alex Perea is stepping up trying to be the first triple champ ever in UFC history and John Jones returning bad hips in all to fight in front of the president. John Jones has successfully dodged Aspinall for life. And it was a smart dodge and it paid off in the end. It's like whether you like it or not, it was like brilliant the way it turned out. He gets everything he wanted. So now he gets to fight a guy who made his bones at 185 pounds. That's what he did his whole career, his whole fucking career. He fought at 205 and he fought people who came up from 185 and he's doing it again. I hope John Jones gets his shit pushed in.

He's such a guy. John's going to be a huge betting favorite. I bet he's 4 to 1 or something like that. I'm going to bet a good bit on Pereira because if he's 4 to 1 especially, like maybe $500 because I think I don't bet against Pereira. And I think that John is getting old and Pereira knocks people the fuck out. And I hope he knocks John Jones the fuck out, even on the White House card. I don't care.

I'm not that patriotic. Get him. That's a psyched for that. That's a huge fight. I like it when bad things happen to bad people. So I'd love to see John Jones lose his like mostly undefeated record. Yeah. And, uh, and just end his career getting knocked the fuck out by a better man.

I don't know, man. Yeah. Sometimes just the bad guys just win, man. And that's what I think every single time I hear anything related to John Jones. Anytime like, oh, if he gets into the ring with this guy is going to get knocked out, finds a way to either not get into the ring with that guy. or knocks that guy the fuck out. And I think this is just going to be another situation

where the people are paying to root against John Jones just for John Jones to fucking win again. He has the long, he's always longer and taller than his opponent because he fights small people. And then he trains eye poking and just sticks his fingers out the whole time. He's done it for a career now.

Please start calling that shit. I think they're going to the professional fighting leagues have gloves that prevent finger extension? If you do that, then it messes with grappling. If you do it too severely, they're not just throwing punches. So that's a weird balance you have to strike. But there are definitely gloves like you described

that work for MMA. There is a better glove. They refuse to use it. Like Joe Rogan has the guy who makes that glove on his show occasionally, and they get the glove out and he puts the glove on and he'll have like Max Holloway or some professional UFC fighter, put the glove on. Gaichi maybe is the one that comes to mind.

And they'd be like, this is a better glove. We all know this is a better glove. Why won't they use this glove? And then they continue using the other glove. People get poked in the eye. It ruins fights. They lost their heavyweight champion to an eye poke. Is it like the UFC Players Association is like, no, you can't change our equipment. My guess is they don't want to pay the guy who makes the gloves, what he wants to use his gloves. And they want to continue using the gloves they have. That's Kyle's just about right on. It's Gachie's coach who makes the gloves.

and the UFC wants the rights to the glove for free to use the glove. And he's like, I invented this. You can't just like have it for nothing. I'll sell it. And they're like, I'll give you nothing, final offer. So they just keep getting eye pokes. I don't know that it would really make a difference. So the UFC glove at resting would keep your hand straight.

And this at resting would give your hands little curl. John Joe doesn't poke people by accident. He can still straighten his. fingers. It doesn't prevent people from flattening their hand. It just makes the rest a little curled. So I don't know how big a difference it would really be. I think it would help the actual incidental ones. But, you know, if you want to poke someone and I, it would also make it maybe a bit more evident that he was being intentional. And it needs to be called more. That's one of the like black marks on the whole sport is the way fouls are treated. And the way you essentially get one for free.

One of each of the fouls. So you could go in there and immediately kick the guy in the night. nuts. I'm like, oh, my bad. And then you could immediately poke him in the eye. Oh, my bad. And then you can immediately like, we can't knee him while he's down. They take those kind of seriously. But you could grab the cage or grab his shorts or grab his glove, another one of those fouls. And then another warning. And now you've got three warnings for three infractions. And it's like, better not do it again. Well, I'm not going to do it again because I won a round by holding him down with his glove. And then I won another round because he couldn't fucking see. And his balls were aching. And this is a three round fight. So I'm going to coast with a wind.

here. Actually, you know what? Point! Oh, you didn't see that one. Good. You know, it's bullshit. It's upsetting when you see it. It's a black mark on the sport. Yeah, it's, it is for sure. That is, although the biggest black mark on the sport is the judging.

You know, I've never had, I've never had every time I felt bad about at the end of the night of UFC, it's mostly been because of four judging where we're like, come on. Like, I don't even like this guy, but he won. He gave it all. He won. Like, he won. And they just don't give it to him. And then you find out the judge had never judged MMA before they were a boxing judge or they were like a media personality or just some guy who's like associated with a boxing

promotion or something. So hard though. Like everyone is like, just get former fighters to do it. Really? Really? Go get Chale Son and to judge. I guarantee you all his friends will never lose a fight. Yeah.

This is a stupid question. Would you allow AI at some point to judge? Yeah. Oh, yeah. One of the judges should be. So what they need to do, They need five judges that that balances out. Rock chat GPT.

We get the Chinese one in there as well. We get all the AI. I don't think AI is there for combat sports. I think that it could. I don't know. Why not? Like especially if you just fed it the stats. If it could like if it could determine what inconsequential blows were versus significant

strikes and it could keep a count if it was if it was appropriately scoring takedowns. Dude. It takes a human to make judgment calls about things like damage, the number one way the judges call fights. And damage is hard to quantify, right? You get some fighters, particularly white fighters, who get marked up much more easily than black fighters do. And you need a judge to sort of look past scratches and bruises and look at actual damage. You put an accelerometer in the glove and the AI knows how hard the guy just got punched. based on how fast the hand was going versus how much it stopped and how much the guy's head weighs.

It feels like an AI would be way better at this. I still don't like I feel like there's a hole in everything. I mean, that's a good idea. But, you know, I would make one of the judges. Mexicans are clearly known for having their good chins. And, you know, if you hit a Mexican all night long as hard as you can,

they're like, yeah, this is just Mexican shit. That doesn't do anything to me. And. Like I was like really? I fell off a roof four hours ago. I don't know. I still like humans doing it. But to Kyle's point,

you need qualified judges. They do find boxing judges sometimes and just hope for the best. Like to me, this is a major sport. Would you say UFC is the fifth biggest? I don't know who's after the big four. I love the bigger than soccer or not,

but it has to be in the mix. Oh, in America, I guess. So you're right, soccer's surely got to be bigger. But anyway. But I mean, they're in the, you know, the Mount Olympus of the major sports here at this point. Like, it's not like if you bring up, you have C to someone. They're not going to be like, oh, what's that? Never heard of that.

Right. Like everyone out. I've been gaming a lot for a while now, like over a year. And a new game dropped today that I'm really excited about. It's called Marathon. Oh, yeah. That game is horrible. day one. They did this server slam like a week ago. Day one, I was hating it. I don't want to say

through temper tantrums, but, you know, and today was day one again. And I think I embarrassed myself in front of my friends. But we turned it around. We turned it around. I got a little winning street going, but I'm really excited about marathon. I'm trying to level up my character and all the factions. I got a new, it's Christmas for me. It is hard for me to do the show right now. What is it? Is an extraction? Is it about Royale? What is it?

It's an extraction shooter made by bungee. And it's a, yeah, it's got a much different look to it. Not everyone, I didn't love the look at first, although I completely bungee pilled at this point. It, your character is actually a shell called a runner. So it's like this avatar type thing, but you're a robot instead of a blue guy. And you're in some alpha satari, whatever, like distant space colony trying to get loot. and get out. The time to kill is really fast and the footsteps are quiet. And what I'm good at doesn't translate to this game. So I need to get good in a different way. I want to ask you this

because I read today that they have 60 tick servers. So 60 hertz servers. No other extraction shooter has. Tarkov is like 16 hertz or something like that. So that means you're getting, that's how many times it's pinging the server to like figure out where each of us are and where our bullets are, et cetera. That's how you get shot around walls. I think, I think, I think, I think ARC is maybe 30, but it might be even less. So you definitely get shot around walls a lot. And if you play enough, it's infuriating because it's such high risk, high reward or whatever.

60 hertz servers is what I've been saying. Tarkov needed forever to be like a really good game. So it's got that going for it. I just don't like the way it looks. I don't like the sci-fi and the palette. And maybe just the graphics in general. Everything looks kind of flat and non-textured. Enemy's definitely pop.

Like you see the bad guy immediately. So it's got that going forward if that's what you're into. But I don't know. I don't like the aesthetic of the game. I don't like the sci-fi aesthetic either, I guess. I kind of like more of a grounded real-world guns kind of thing. I didn't originally like it, but it grew on me. Maybe it did grow on you too if you played it.

I'm super psyched about it. And I'm glad it's different. I don't know why everybody shits on new games now. Like, it is just, it feels inorganic. I saw raging people about the fonts they chose in this game. And I'm like, you're fussing about font slop? That is the least important thing to me that I can think of. You're mad that it uses like a bunch of different fonts on the same screen.

Like, what are you talking about? Why is this your, it feels it. And Highguard was another thing people just hated the heck out of. There's a, like, YouTube industry seemingly on just. hating new games to get this like engagement and rage bait and i i saw peanut talking about it and he's like if you hate on every new game i'm going to be playing battlefield 94 call of duty 127 like give us some new games stop shitting on things on day one and i'm like yeah yeah i buy that so i think it's i think it's an internet thing i think about like you know when you know like late 2000s early

2010s. I think there was more of a physical, social camaraderie about games. Like I remember going to like a midnight launch and I wasn't shitting on Diablo 3 when it was coming out, even though that had a terrible launch. It's a terrible example. Actually, I just picked. Uh, but like Call of Duty, for example, I wasn't going there to shit on the game, Assassin's Creed. But now because everything is on the internet, it is just so easy to engagement farm with negativity. Anytime I tweet with negativity. Oh my God, man. Like Taylor's shitting on Canada after the hockey. He was getting all kinds

of engagement. Had he been all happy and joyous and been like, great game, Canada. He wouldn't have gotten shit. It's just that nowadays it is all about engagement farming with negativity. As a YouTuber, if, dude, I could be positive about something that WWE is doing, but I'll title it

negatively. Question mark? Because it'll just get more reviews. That's what's happening here. Yeah, rage baiting is the current meta and it helps that it's kind of fun sometimes. I wonder if people get hip to it. You know, like see rage bait from a mile away.

What's next gen beta or something? I bet those guys are just, they grew up in the air of age baiting and don't fall for it. I think half your players are going to like be drawn to something like that. If you're not good at the game and you see somebody shitting on it, like this game's bullshit, you're like, yeah, it is bullshit. I lost.

I don't know. they're drawn to that. It's always going to be effective for views. I just have more respect for like the stance that I take and aspire to take, which is like, my whole shooter thing is usually

trying to be a little more aware than the other person. I'm not the mechanical aim bot that like some of my friends are. But, you know, if I can get the jump on you by listening a little better, just paying attention to the horizon for threats, then I can do well.

In this game, I need to find another way. to do well. Footsteps are so quiet and time to kill is so fast. But that attitude, like, it's not that the game sucks. Clearly other people are doing fine.

I need to figure out how they do it. And there's also, like, for all of us, like we spend more time on the internet, on average, especially in video game areas, like seeing that content and whatnot.

Like, it's a good reminder all the time when, like, I have a group chat with my buddies. And they all play games, whether it's Apex Legends or, that extraction shooter Art Raiders or

Tarkov and like I'll hear you guys talk about Tarkov with like oh did you know when you were back when you were saying oh they fucked this up and they gave some incorrect promise and this and that and then I'll see them talking about those same games but because they're not really that online they'll just be like

you know I'm kind of getting bored of it feels like it's the same thing over and over I think I'm done and like that's it they don't know the backstory they don't know who Nakeda is they don't know the ins and out of what makes our creators really good. What makes it not as good as this other extraction shooter? They just go until they start feeling bored and then find a new one. But they're also like, a lot of them are like dad gamers.

So like they're doing it like 90 minutes a night at most. And so they don't have the time also to be like, ooh, I'm going to lead into this gaming session with two hours of min-maxing instructions. They're like, you see that gun with two rockets? like I'm going to use that one. Dude, that's the beauty of our craters. Yeah. It had so many dads in there. Like

the single dad was like the kind of the joke about Ark Raiders. Like imagine this, right? You work all day long. You're a roofer or something, busting your ass. You come home, the kids are whatever. They're a pain. You put them down at 8.30. They're finally asleep by

nine. You log on to Ark Raiders. And then you've got some guy dressed like a fucking burnt peanut on methamphetamines ready to nuke your ass and then good luck good luck so yeah just like another dad gamer thing of all my friends who are exactly that archetype that i think is funny is like when they get the the group of the boys together and they're like everyone you're getting on at eight tonight right and it's like all right let's do it and then someone is like you know at like 10 p.m they're like you know i really i'm feeling a little little sleepy

I think this might be my last one. And all the dads will be like, you're not even a parent. You're going to sleep in tomorrow. You will play another two hours. This is my day this week. Stay on. See, all my buddies are fucking degenerates.

So, like, they don't have jobs. They're on, like, disability and shit. So it'll be like, you want to play at all six in the morning? Yeah, absolutely. Your time or my time? My time. oh yeah let's do it like they're always down that's what i like that that's what you need in an online gaming buddy you don't think people with responsibilities other shit to do this should be your main

focus in life you some guys i'm like adjacent to these mechanically perfect players now we were playing the server slam and we had a spot open up and i'm playing with the one guy i talk about every week and he's like you want to play with solo he's going pro and valerent this season i'm like yes yes and i only played won with him, but we won, obviously. He just, his whole friend circle is so, they're all like him. There's something else. I've played like that before, and I think what I like us, and I'm thinking of Rust games that I've played, where we're getting bullied in a server or something, and we bring in one

guy, just one ringer who's just so much better than everyone else. But if you bring too many, you're like an accessory to their gaming. You're just kind of like a cheerleader. And Rust you don't want to be though. You want to be up to go and something. You know, it's like... This is in Cod. Like, I'd be playing solos and I'd bump into a

coordinated team and they'd wreck me. And they talked so much shit. I was in with the Opticru. I'd be like, Rambo, can you help me? And we didn't lose after that. We were playing Rust and we were all very new at it. And we were essentially just hiding in our base from bullies. because we talked about it on the show

and some guy joined the server and he's like, hey, is that Kyle in there? I'm like, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm Pete. I got your back. And like, do you need anything? We have rocks. He's like, no, no, give me a minute.

I'll be right back. He goes out and he like, he kills a guy with a bow and arrow who had scrap on him. And then he uses that scrap to buy a semi-automatic 9mmilometer pistol. And then he uses that. that to just destroy anyone he sees. And he'll, he'll go out on, oh, oh, incredible. He'll go out on these little missions with the pistol that he's bought with scrap from a guy

that he killed. And he'll just dump guns and armor at our feet and be like, see it a bit. And they're like, run back out. And in the distance, you'll hear, bang, bam, bam, bang! Because he's shooting this pistol like a fucking machine gun. He's clicking so fast. And he'll come right back, 10 minutes later, dump two guns and two armor sets on the ground. Be right back. He does this two or three times until like we're winning.

Did you let this be peat into the group? Oh, absolutely. You get peed into the group. Like he played with us again. He played with us a completely different wipe after that. And he sort of like held our hand and taught us how to play Rust for the first time. And he was so exasperated, but he kept his cool. Because like, like he built an amazing, he built the base that a good player builds. So from a distance, we look like good players, but good players would just come and bully us and take all our things away. And he'd be like, one guy just came to our base and killed us all and took all your gear.

That doesn't happen much. That doesn't happen much because, you know, we have windows to shoot out of and he's just running around on the sand outside and he killed you all. Oh, that's a rough one. All that gear, you lost it all. Oh, you went out with the machine gun and he took it. So now he has a machine gun. Good to know. good to know. He just, he'd get mad.

It was like, we were definitely, we were so bad. It must have been infuriating for him to play with. He wanted to play with me. That was the only reason he'd like put up with us. But we all got so much better at the game just from playing with that guy. But he definitely called out. Kyle put out the word for his Rust team. And I love it.

He's like, listen, if you have a job, you're not the guy we're looking for him. We're looking for a guy who can grind, who can shoot whatever. And anyway, he got these like super ringers. Like some of them didn't even watch PGA. They were just like rough officiados. Kyle on the show told the story of like this guy and just what a murderer he was and how he could do the AK-47 recoil pattern and this and that. And then another player on his team is like, you know, I'm way better than that guy.

I just let him get kills. and Kyle was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I'm not sure you are. And then he proved it. The fucking guy was sandbagging. And his godly players suddenly look like a Debbie God next to the Goddy God player. And I'm like, this is a team. That's kind of cool.

Yeah, we had two guys who were just lights out, amazing players. The one guy was from somewhere in Eastern Europe. He spoke broken English. You could 100% communicate with him, but you could tell he wasn't around here. and like it was like four in the morning one night and it's just me and him, everybody else has gone to bed and we're like repairing the base and like, so what do you do for leaving?

And like he has no idea about the show or like YouTube or any of that. And I was like, just me and you, it's four in the morning, I'm stoned. So I tell him a story. Well, basically tell him the story of my life for like 25 minutes. And I'm like, what about you, man?

I just play Ross. You know, Rust came. when I was 14 and I've pretty much been doing that ever since. And like, that was like 12 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. All he did was Rust. It was his entire identity.

He didn't do anything else. He didn't go to school. He didn't have a job. He played Rust and he collected Social Security. That's the guy you want. Yes. It's all hearing the stories of people that like make the like a particular game, their identity.

Like I know a handful of people that made their identity just being unbelievably good and popular because it was important in RuneScape and just leveling people up. taking them through dungeons, by getting gold, selling gold. Like I know you knew somebody personally, like in grade nine, making like a solid like $70 a month,

just playing Roonscape. And to me, you know, as a great nine, I'm like, holy shit, you're fucking rich, dude.

You can buy any video game, any one month. Like a video game a month that's insane. Can you do that in Russ? Can you charge people to fucking carry them in Russ? Um, I don't know. I've never heard of that at all.

like, no, I've never heard anything of anything like that. There are definitely pay-to-win servers, and there are definitely cheaters. And both of those groups, you know, invest a lot of money into the game. And it's full of talk. It's some of the most toxic players you can imagine, like really sketchy people play Russ, that, like, try to come after people in real life and stuff.

So it's a very toxic, very serious game. It's kind of like if you've ever played factions, Minecraft, how, like, hardcore that can be with people, and dedossing and swatting and stuff like that. Russ can be like that too because you know you're investing dozens of hours of your life in a very short amount of time because the wipe cycle is weekly. So like you'll start on a Thursday and you'll put 30 hours into this server by Sunday and then somebody will take it all away and people get salty and people are just mean while

you're playing. It's also like every base has like the N-word written on it or like swastikas. If you search on YouTube, Rust, taking out the Nazis, you'll find it's a whole category of videos. There's a whole category of Rust videos where it's about a guy telling a story about how we're going to take the Nazis out of this Rust server. We're going after the Nazis. And there'll be a clan of Nazis who live in a base up there covered with swastikas. And there'll be really mean people. So could you go around and add swastikas to the outside of your enemy's bases and be like, boys,

got another one. And now you're basically covert ops. Yeah, you can draw on people's bases. I didn't think he used to be able to or I think maybe they went back and forth on that at some point because there's some things you can do to someone else's base and there's some things you can't do.

Like obviously you can't build a wall right against someone's base because that would allow you to box them in. So there's like an area of build privilege. But I think you can place ladders and I think it's spray paint in the game now. So you can fucking tag them up and write some awful shit on there if you want, which is very common. Is there a live service game that you'd recommend the people that aren't into that style

game? Because I find them incredibly fucking intimidating. Like I stick to single player games. I stick to retro games. Like yesterday I was playing the Scorpion King on the GameCube. And like I think about like the idea of like this. This is from 2002. This is my original copy that I bought at Costco. I was fucking stupid. And I bought this instead of like the legend of Zelda the Wind Waker. I got a choice for my birthday. Okay. You know,

when you buy a game your birthday back then. Which birthday? 12? Like, what is this game? What do you mean? What is this game? Scorpion King?

It was a movie. Yeah. That was the road. You don't know that? Yeah, that was back when they made games for every single movie that came out. It's the Rock. It's the Rock's first role.

Dude, look closer, Taylor. That's the Rock in there. No wonder you picked that one. I'm sure you were like, oh, wrestling guy 100% still fucking stupid this is a terrible game there's nothing charming about this it's not a great movie yeah no i remember when it was probably like like late 90s because n64 was still big and i had a similar choice of like i could pick a game out and i don't remember what the

other one was but i remember regretting it almost immediately there was this mature rated game called turrach where you were like a guy running around being a basically fighting uh dinosaurs and shit in this like primal world and I thought that sounded so cool and I think it was I think I was at the store with my my grandma and she was not good about like checking the ratings and it was a mature game and I was like oh I'm gonna get away with getting a mature game turak is probably hardcore and then I just struggled immensely at it I was getting fucked up by dinosaurs I couldn't make the bow and arrow go correctly I had never at that point in my life played a first person or maybe it was even a third person shooter I'd never played a shooter I just played like Mario cart and poke Kymah and shit. So that was a huge letdown. Sandy, to answer your question, if you were asking for like advice on a live service game to play,

it's Arc Raiders. It's 100% arc Raiders because when you play you can play singles doubles or trios and go, it's an extraction shooter. And if you play singles, 90% of the players are friendly and helpful. And if you literally go in and you're like, when you're there's voice chat and game, so you can like holler at each other,

if you go and you're like, hey, literally my first game, could you please assist me with X, Y, or Z? 90, 95% of the time, someone's going to go, ooh, a new person. Yes, come under my wing, youngling. I would help you. Everyone would. Almost everyone is, not only will they help you, they'll do it happily.

It won't be this begrudging. Yeah, all right. Just don't get in my way, you know? Just it'll be like, yeah, dude, what do you need? You need rubber? Do you need plastic? Oh, BatQuast? That's easy.

Come over here and touch this, that, and the other. Do you have your bolts? people are so chill in that game and then when you get better at it and you get some buddies you can play trios and it's like a PVP frag fest 85, 90% of the time like the exact opposite

so maybe 10, 15% of the time like in 3 V3s you be like hey are you guys chill and like we are chill are you really chill? What is this? But that definitely happens where like your three guys will walk past their

three guys all of you kind of look at each They're like, don't you fucking do it. Don't you fucking do it. That's the game. And it's new. It's, it's well made. They're putting money into it. There's going to be more seasons.

That's the game to go to. And it's easy to play. Harley stressed me out a couple times when we were playing Arc Raiders together because he's usually, because he's all about having a laugh in there. And that's a fun way to play. But sometimes he'll walk, you know, there'll be the two of us walking right by another group of two.

And he's like, you boys take care. Have a good one. We're running this way. We're going to stay out. of your hair. And then sometimes, like, we'll get, you know, 30 yards past him. And he'll, like, talk loud enough on the chat to be like, can you believe those pussies didn't try something? And I'm like, dude, I can't help at all. Like, as soon as this kicks off, I'm going to be like, what's the grenade button again? Oh, it's G. It's G. It's not. I think mine's on my mouse.

actually. I like to use those instant nades. It's Q and then you use the wheel, select your grenade and then it's left mouse. It's clunky as heck. The instant, like the impact grenades, I like spamming those. Like pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

The light grenades? The ones that explode instantly on impact. Whatever those are. They really, I know they mess with a lot of the recipes, but they were very cheap to make too. They're still cheap. They don't do enough damage. What they can do is like scare people and get them to come out.

of their position of advantage. Yeah. But as far as breaking people, trigger grenades. They're like tucked in just on the other side of the doorway with their shotgun, like third person peeking. I just want to rain them at their ankles. I haven't played anything in a while other than that.

Oh, I got bolt gun. Bolt gun is, it looks like an old retro doom game. It's that style of game. And it's 40K. So you're like a space marine killing chaos and, and chaos corrupt, corrupted people. And it's got some hard-ass music, which I always appreciate in a game. And it's

basically at Doom. It's a fast-paced, but it's retro. So it's all pixelated. And it looks like we're playing on an old Windows computer from 1994 or something like that. I've been digging that. That's a fun game. I think we're going to be stuck in a lack of innovation in gaming here for a while with all chips going towards AI and not gaming anymore. Yeah, Nvidia announced they were delaying the next set of gaming cards. Right. You probably knew that. that. And so the 6080s or 90s, no time soon. I'd rather see them optimize the cards they currently have. I'd rather see them get more out of what the hardware they've got now. It's, I don't know. I'm so annoyed with the whole

AI thing and the chip shortage and not only that, but it's affecting the entire PC building market, of course, because of the cost of RAM. Ram is somebody's been meaming that 64 gigs of DDR5 costs more than an AR-15. Like, don't build a call-of-duty machine. Buy a gun. You can buy an AR-15 for cheaper than just the ramp. Kibben, 64 gigs of DDR-5 is a little excessive for most applications. 32 almost always get it done unless you want a million Chrome tabs.

Chis has 64 gigs for Chrome tabs. The steam machine is like, yeah, we're not coming out yet. They announce themselves and they're like, yeah, we just have, no ram well and if it the ram they could procure would be at such a high price that suddenly it would be like a 1200 machine and it's like what's the point at that point because i think they're trying to come in at like an 800 machine or something like that i was going to get one at a price point yeah why i'm not i i don't hate the idea but but but why did it appeal to you uh my wife was playing xbox and having a really bad experience and uh it was just playing this lego game

game and she was really into it like playing a lot and it was just buggy as heck and it was expensive and then she's like looking over, she's like Googling how to solve these problems Steam has the game. It's $10 there. It's perfect. It works better and it's like we do

we want to update the gaming console for her and the steam machines the one we're most interested in. Oh okay. Yeah I wouldn't want to build a PC right now just because of that RAM issue. I wouldn't want to overpay that much for it. Although is it going to It's not going to come down next year.

It's not like oil prices or something where we'll just, ah, this thing will cool off and we'll pump more of it. You know, the Saudis will just make more. If AI is a bubble, it'll come down. And Nvidia will come crawling back to gamers and all that. If AI is not a bubble, then there's no end in sight.

I hope it is. Is there just like a, because I've heard this complaint and I've seen it where it'll be like, this is the 4090 and 4080 are the most powerful cards ever available by huge amounts. and then eight months later, everyone on social media is like, I can't get my 4090

to play the new call of duty over 22 frames per second. Like what is, what the fuck is this? Optimization has been pathetic for years. Like if you think about what we were getting out of the 1080 TI back in the day. Hell yeah. Dude, that thing was a monster. That was a massive bang for the buck

hardware wise. But the games then were well optimized as well. So you're getting the best of both worlds. You know, I don't know, I don't know why games are so shitty now. Now, I have, we all three have top the line PCs more or less. I've got a 4090. I don't have a 50 series card. I have a 4080. Actually, I have a 4080, I think. I can't see. I think you do. I wasn't going to correct you, but I remember. I have a 5090 and I haven't played a PC game in a solid year. So you're just saving up. You know, I'm telling you, it's for Scorpion King.

How else am I meant to play? But what was the one? I was going to say is like, there's no game that I've played that didn't run at my max frames. Now, I play in 1440P at 144 hertz. I don't have a 240 hertz monitor and I don't play in 4K. But I think that's the sweet spot. I think 1440 at 144 hertz is, I'm not some CSGO mastermind. And it's 300 fucking hertz or something or some one-tenth of a millisecond lag, uh, milliseconds of lag.

I'm not, I don't need to be that much better. I'm not that much, I'm not good enough to justify that kind of hardware. And I think Shroud played on 1080P until like two or three years ago. You know what I mean? Like 1440 is the move. It's the sweet spot for sure. I don't think 5. Like I don't think 8K is ever going to be a thing.

Like 4K is so good for most applications and 8K is so demanding. I don't think 8K is going to happen. I think it's like that meme of, you know, stop trying to make 8K happen. It's not going to happen. I wonder about like 5K though. That's just a little, because it's not like, 5K is 25% better than 4K. It's like way better than 4K because of the way

you come up with the K's. I don't know how do they come up with the Ks? I don't remember exactly how it works. It's a pixel density, I think. Like in a, it's how many pixels are within like a square inch or centimeter or something like that. I think that's the, I can't imagine, maybe it's because I used to know this.

I can't imagine needing more resolution than, like I don't know if these glasses get me up to 4K. So it looks from... I can't see the world in 4K. I've been seriously looking at a monitor upgrade. When I bought these monitors, I bought three at once. So I was a little budget-oriented.

But now I just want to update the center one for gaming. And they have these AI monitors that are damn near cheats. They're not out yet. But they like highlight players and like, I don't know, help you see in the dark. Flashbangs dissipate faster. and I'm like, I want that. Everyone's like, it's cheating. I'm like, you don't get it.

It's just buying hardware that gives me an advantage of where the people. It's not cheating. It's totally different. They'll super close the cross hair on there, although many monitors do that. Although it's big in some games. But the one I want isn't out yet,

and it's coming in ultra wide. I don't like ultra wide anymore. Yeah, you don't want ultra wide. Especially if you have three monitors. It puts the side ones like in some different zip code. Yeah, you have to do something else with them. I've done Ultra Wide before and it was so annoying because I like to play Fallout and Skyroom and games like that and you had to mod everything.

You had to go in and edit and drag everything. And then the UI wouldn't fit right. So you needed to work with that. And then certain cut scenes would look funky. And I remember spending eight hours one afternoon trying to make New Vegas work on my Ultra Wide before it actually worked. I've been there. It's a nightmare. But if I really want an upgrade, instead of a new monitor,

I should consider a new prescription because I think that might make a bigger difference. Yeah. And that works on all of life, not just the screen. Yeah. Everything's better. I wanted to ask, Santy, is there there's usually something, but none of us have a finger on the pulse of it. Has anything dramatic, odd, insane criminal perhaps gone on in the professional wrestling world? Dude, it's been quiet. No one has died. No one's gone to prison. Vince McMahon got pulled over and there was some sort of like some body cam footage and he just sounded like a senile old man. Oh, I can't believe I was going that fast.

Ah! You say, it almost sounded like it was kind of like a wrestling probo on at times. He was pulling out his like Vincent Kennedy McMahon voice. But aside from that, man, it's been pretty quiet. I think for the only talking point that's maybe like interesting beyond just like my minutia of everyday coverage is that the most. the most expensive WrestleMania ticket was more expensive than the most expensive Super Bowl ticket. That doesn't make any fucking sense at all. It wasn't very desirable Super Bowl.

That's true. The prices dropped. Like the initial prices were much higher and they didn't meet demand. Like they weren't they weren't sell. I see what you mean. Like once the two teams were announced, you're saying that the price went down. Yeah, I got to. Nobody wanted to watch those teams.

Yeah, because my understanding is that the like the 50 yard line seat, was $45,000 for the Super Bowl. And right now, like, the VIP front row seat package for WrestleMania, like the two-night event, it is two nights. So it's a little bit different. It was at $46,000. And I just, I can't, listen, I obviously follow wrestling a lot. It's my thing. It's how I put a food on the table.

But I can't fathom the idea of paying a down payment on a home to watch a scripted piece of entertainment. At least with the, with the Super Bowl, you're watching the elite of the elite. doing something that's like real you know like they're out there putting our hearts their soul their life on the line to to win this thing that you yourself you can't go out there and play with them you're seeing the best of the best but with wrestling like at the end of the day like it's it's it's it's circda so lay and i would never pay 45000 46000 dollars for cirque de solet no dude 4546 grand for wrestling event they better exhume and reanimate chris benoit

I would expect to be part of the story that night. I would be, I would expect to have lines and to get in the ring for $46,000. You do, I need a rester to come out and his girl to be like, I've been cheating on you. And I'm pregnant. And then they points at Taylor.

And that's the father. The head honcho. And then you like, walking in the ring. You pay $46 grand to get me the shit kicked out of me. No, it's the truth. That's the thing. The rest of the trailer.

Your son. Oh. No, I wouldn't agree to that because I saw him almost kill that Viking looking guy. Yeah. It was like three punches in for that Viking looking guy where he's like, oh, no. I realized too late into

my unconsciousness that this guy's not pretending. It's because the best actor I've ever seen. Whatever happened to Rajah Jackson. He ended up going to prison. Aggravated assault and assault charges. They, you know, wheels of justice move slow, but he really slow. Yeah, yeah, everything's backed up, of course. It takes forever for anything to happen in the justice system,

especially if people are kicking the can down the road intentionally with their lawyers. If they're asking for more time, like, they'll give it to you. They got other people to get to. Yeah, it takes a way. Yeah, man, nothing really going on. It's a pretty quiet time. We'll see next year, because the big show next year, WrestleMania is in Saudi Arabia.

Will Saudi Arabia be able to host? With all this stuff going on with Iran just going like, we're just fucking attacking everybody. Everybody gets a ballistic missile today. Who knows? Iranians are huge wrestling fans. They'll let that slide. They'll,

you know, if the war is still going and Iran is going to be out of ballistic missiles by next year, 100%, so it won't have to worry about that. This thing will be over. Speaking of like Iran and the community thing, is that not like the greatest advertisement in favor for work from home? Because they got them all because they've been,

them commute to the office to have this meeting had they just use zoom they would have all been good this what happens man don't do return to the office policies uh i've never heard this take on it but i mean whatever it takes to work from home you know trump could get us of all the same room oh think about what a terrible day man they they were told hey you guys you got to come into the office for this meeting you get stuck in the toron traffic you go in you get fucking bomb a a terrible, terrible commute. Yeah. Work from home, baby. Or school from home, I guess. We,

America bombed that school, it turns out. Yikes. Are you sure? That came out? I think New York Times said it. They said it was Americans that dropped the bomb. I thought, I heard it was Israel, but I haven't been keeping sufficient tabs on vacation on this. I didn't immediately believe that it had happened at all because the Iranians killed like 25,000 people in January,

and I figured they had plenty of little girls in bags to if they wanted to create a because they've definitely got a strategy for this thing. It's thrash around and crash the global economy. That's why they're hitting every single one of their neighbors. Operation Tantrum.

If you look at it, there's an Iranian naval base and not far away is this school. I can I'm not trying to like forgive it or make excuses for it, but in an aerial photo, you might have assumed that other

big building was part of the naval base and not a school. I mean, you know, I hope that that's awful if that happened. It's kind of the most reputable paper. Damn it, he's got a link here. I can't argue with that. Yeah, look at the aerial photo. They show like this before and after and there's the school in the top, right? Well, bro, don't put your elementary school next to your military compound Iran.

What the fuck? All right, when what he said it was close, I thought he meant down the road. you could throw a rock and hit the military compound from the elementary school. They're sharing a fence. You could. I'm going to be to throw the rock halfway and then throw the rock from where it landed. It's part two for me. That's fair. Part two stone's throw.

I think that's officially safe. That's how they does sit in a ram, but they don't play baseball. So they thought it was further than that. Honestly, this is a little bit on a ran. I'm for real. like like like Zach show how close it is because it's it I mean you would never do this in Sim City you know you're building you would never you would never do this in Sim City no or like like even when you play like AOE or something

like you're going to put your barracks or whatever like behind you're going to body block with some other building you're having we didn't make these apologies for Obama's wedding bombing I like them as kind of was that not on purpose though that was on purpose and it first of all, it was a wedding convoy, and we got the bad guy, I think. Okay. I think I was fine with that. Criticism against Obama. I'm not saying I heard it from you because I'm not sure. But I like, I liked Obama's drone program. I liked that he was just like kill them all. All of them. Oh, wedding. Oh, good, good. This is like, do you remember in roller coaster tycoon when, when you wouldn't put enough bathrooms out on purpose? And

because you'd get bored of your world and then you'd see everyone like slowly getting sick that's how it reminds me this sort of setup. I don't know, did you guys not do that? I only saw a few. I didn't play that, but I've seen some videos. My goodness. You guys missed. You played that, right? Oh yeah.

I never did that though. I know that was an option. Well, did you ever make the loop-de-loop thing that's supposed to like go up and down and then you would delete the final two sections? And this is all stuff that you do at the end when you're bored of the world and you want to start a new on anyway. Yeah, it's end game. You've already been a successful park for five in-game years or whatever, and then you just start launching guests, and they die.

Like, they have little skeletons next to the way. I would watch people make a railroad track that just let, a roller coaster that led into a crowd and just get like 300 kills. Have you ever seen the old 4chan mean, Mr. Bones' wild ride? someone spent like forever building a roller coaster that like in real life took a month to get through and that's like centuries in the game and so people would get on Mr. Bones wild ride and it was just a simple slow moving cart that went zigzagged over like the largest possible map and after like 25 in game minutes they all have to pee they're all pooping themselves they're all throwing up They start to starve to death.

And then his entire feed of like the people's complaints is like, I want off Mr. Bones Wild Ride. I want off Mr. Bones Wild Ride. Please let me off Mr. Bones Wild Ride. And they don't even get through the whole thing. And then once they finish Mr. Bones Wild Ride, the exit is a long walking path back to the entrance of Mr. Bones Wild Ride. You can't make it a loop.

You can never leave Mr. Bones Wild Ride. And that was an old like 4chan green text that still to this day I laugh. I'm just wasting all that time. I never played a sim game. I obviously I played Civilization 5, which is kind of a sim game, you know, especially in single player. But I never had any like interest in Sim City or like building a roller coaster park or anything like that. If I wouldn't mindless silliness.

End game of Sim City for me was always indoor pool, diving board, remove the exit. kill the whole family. Now there are ghosts. Okay. I like to play GTA and just go ham. Like not do the storyline or anything. Just fight the police until I die. G codes? Oh yeah. I got to memorize on PlayStation 2 for Vice City. I could still do the codes for the guns and health and everything.

And I don't remember when that came out, but it was a long time ago. I'm looking forward to the new one. I think it's going to meet expectations. I think it's going to be huge. It'll be hard to meet expectations. I hope you're right. Yeah. I mean, expectation is it'll be the best game mankind has created thus far, right? That's kind of what we're looking for.

Yeah. Good luck with that. Maybe. I like what the story's going to be about. I like that it's like a like a Bonnie and Clyde type, like young, fun couple who are like gangsters. And I like the setting. I like that they're basically doing by city again, which was my favorite one.

I like the Miami Knights kind of look with the, the neon and the beach and everything. And I like those cars. I like the radio from the 80s and all that stuff. It was like Scarface the game. So I'm looking to a return. Pardon? Is it coming up this year?

It's supposed to be. Yeah, supposed to be. Do you guys think it'll be, I got to jump off here, but do you guys think it'll be the first $100 game? I hope it's not even the first $80 game. Like we don't know what it's going to cost yet.

80 would be a big deal. 100 would be. 150. So. Well, you know, that's like the addition. There's an addition, but regular tar cars, 40 bucks. Yeah. Okay.

I mean, like, I think it'd be a big deal if it's on a store shelf for like PlayStation for 100 bucks. I think that just is going to set a pace and a precedent for shitty games to be like, well, then I guess we'll be 90 because we'll be $10 less than GTA. I don't hear you a hundred. In my little world, games are getting cheaper. Like, Marathon. The one I talked about is 40. Our graders is 40. it seems like they're backing off 60 a little bit.

Night Rain was 40. And I don't know if it's a good idea or a bad one. Like obviously they only make two thirds the revenue. And profit is probably a huge cut. But it lowers expectations for a game. Arc Raiders is kind of a small game. Night Rain was kind of a small game. But I was,

I never felt ripped off because it was 40 bucks. Well, wouldn't you consider Night Rain an expansion to the already existing $60 Eldon Ring though? Or could you play a, night rain on its own oh you couldn't play yeah night rain completely stands on its own it's unreal okay the intellectual property shared with elden ring but not the game got it all right gentlemen i got to jump off i have a sponsored stream i have to jump on but uh appreciate you guys having me on

i i love being here for the four hours but i couldn't do it tonight so apologize for that but next time all right thank you have a good one take care guys have a good one woody how uh how closely have you than following the war. Not as closely as marathon, but I do read it really like an hour a day. In this era of Choose Your Own News,

I have such a hard time knowing what's going on. You read, like you watch Fox News and they're just absolute cheerleaders for what's happening. Ra, Ra, go American,

wave the flag, etc. You watch other people and they're like, we're kind of fucking up. We only have so much like intercept type stuff and we've been in Ukraine for quite some time. We've been in Iran now. And if I'm China,

or they mentioned someone else, China into Taiwan or maybe Russia was the other. Like, I'm seeing America as low on reserves. Is it true? I have no idea. Apparently we're low on munitions compared to where we want to be. But am I just being negative? Am I like rooting against Trump for some reason? I want to be pro-American. I don't like the war. I don't want to be in Iran. I feel like we're just is it because Israel has pedophile info on our president?

Is that why we're really doing this? Seems that way. Seems that way. It's been well I mean it's been this for decades. This is what they've always wanted. On their behalf, we went into Syria, we went into Libya, we went into Afghanistan. A lot of these people

like the high ups in Israel, they had a list of countries they wanted removed because it obviously it helps Israel become a regional hegemon and Iran is like the the grand poohba of those enemies it's by far the most powerful and so like it seems like some of the other years like ISIS they felt like the new Taliban in Syria and they were like spreading and it was problematic they were entering Iraq like you can make an argument that there was some US interest in there Iran they weren't threatening America I don't think we had any interest in in any of those countries.

I think all those wars were a big mistake. And all we can hope now is that this doesn't spin out of control. But like, again, like Iran's the most serious of those countries, the most prepared. You know, they're low on the totem pole compared to us. It always does. Kyle. How? When have we ever not started a war and been like, you know what?

The first few days of breaking shit is gone pretty well. I really like, we're just so good at breaking shit off the start. And then what? what's in this vacuum that you call iran because they won't tell us if they have an end game i can't accept they don't want to tell us like they may have an objective that they don't want to put out there and be measured on or maybe they don't want to give out the objective because that tells iran something so they're they're mixed reports whether they're real or not about the CIA arming the kurds in ira and they're saying there's already a land invasion

by the Kurds into Iran. That would be something. And maybe you could, if you could ever get that deposed prince or whatever to come back and take over, that would be huge if all that happened. But it seems like their military is like, it seems like there's like a million and a half men

spread across their military and police force that would rather it stay an autocratic, fucking Islamic dictatorship or whatever it is. I don't know how you change a regime, without boots on the ground. I really don't know how that gets done. You know, you can kill them, but they'll just play whack-a-mole

and they'll just keep finding a new guy with a turban to be the supreme leader. You know, you're not going to kill them all. It's like, I don't know how many of them there are, but I bet there's a bunch. So I don't know what the end game is there. As far as the munitions go, Trump basically said, and it made sense what he said, he said, you know, we are running a little bit low on standoff munitions. We have fewer of those than we would like.

but we use those to get rid of their air defense. So now we're dropping laser guided 500, 1,000, and 2,000 pound bombs of which we have an unlimited supply. And I think the reason for that is because like those Patriot Missile Interceptors cost about $4 million a piece. I think we're on pace to be able to make like one every three days or something. We make like a hundred of those a year here. Like those are expensive labor intensive things. but the and a lot of the

standoff missiles I think basically expire after a while I think the rocket fuel goes not or whatever goes bad in them that's exactly and so like keeping a huge amount of them some massive surplus on the shelf doesn't make sense economically but 500 pound bombs I think you can

just stack those in a warehouse and have millions and millions of them and they're laser guided and GPS guided so that's all those aren't the the the million dollar shots that we're firing. And it seems like that's what we're dropping now is bombs because we've got air superiority.

I saw the, some firsts are happening, right? Because for the first time ever, a nuclear submarine sank another vessel. For the first time since World War II, a nuclear vessel, a submarine has sunk an enemy vessel. The Israelis,

it's been that long? When's the last time we fought anybody who had a boat? I don't know. Right. It was a rain. only ones, oh, wait, you mean the first time we've done it since World War II? First time anyone's done it.

Damn. When's the last time anyone fought anyone who had a, where one side had boats and the other side had submarines? That's advanced warfare. I would have thought, at some point North Korea would have got wild with it. Like, maybe. It hasn't. So those are all first. That footage of

the torpedo going off under that Iranian boat is terrifying. It creates apparently this air bubble underneath the keel, throws the whole vessel out of the water, breaks its back, and then the thing sinks quickly. There were 150, 175 sailors

on that thing. Last I heard, they'd saved 30. How far away was the shot taken from? How far away did we engage? That torpedo has a maximum range of like 14 miles. But from the periscope footage, they looked

considerably closer than that. It's hard to tell because of magnification, obviously. But they were filling up the scope. You know, the vessel was filling up the scope. It seemed like they were close. Like hundreds of meters is what it appeared. So does that mean our subs are like truly undetectable?

Because there's no way Iran wouldn't have some sort of. Oh, they have nothing. Oh, they don't have anything to detect our subs. No. You would need sub-detecting aircraft dropping sonar buoys. You would need, and the entire infrastructure that supports that like we do. Like we have that. Maybe China does.

I don't know, but like nobody's detecting our, the Iranians were not going to detect that. Also, they were leaving some sort of military conference. They weren't like, they were in like the Indian Ocean or something like that. They were leaving India, I think. I think they had the head of their Navy catching a ride home on that tank. Like their admiral was on the boat. The head of the Iranian Navy was on that boat. And this was after we had like destroyed the rest of their.

Navy is kind of out of a job anyway. They waited to the moment. It was out of Indian waters, Indian territorial waters, and it was technically in international waters, but still in the rescue zone for India, and then they sank. Like, they were stalking. Their like borderline last ship, and I guess last admiral? I don't know.

They don't have a lot of ships. Last I heard was 20 of their vessels had been sunk. It's hard to tell how big those are. I don't know what a Corvette looks like or whatever, you know what I mean. I don't know how many men are on various boats and stuff like that. I have no idea. But they've claimed to have sunk the entire Iranian Navy. Iran has about 25 diesel subs, like attack subs.

Haven't heard anything about those. I bet there's some cool shit happening right now we're not hearing about. I bet there's American hunter killer subs in the Strait of Hormuz stalking diesel subs and fighting them and killing them. I bet that's happening right now. maybe the diesel subs would have zero chance whatsoever if they turn their engines off fucking fucking float boys just don't move nobody move nobody fart it's just laying sideways on the bottom like I mean yeah the U.S. military is second to none

when it comes to blowing shit up this the I all the Iraq wars started like this. Syria look like this. It feels like we can break shit with our missiles and our air force. After that, we're not so good anymore. And we're spending a billion dollars a day.

It's going to make tax season somehow even more frustrating than it already was. Right. Like, are you serious? Man, I really should have done my taxes a month ago, so I wouldn't have to sit there and be like pieces of shit paying for Middle Eastern War. I hope that fucking Kuwaiti pilot

has to pay for those 3 F-15s he shot down. So it turned out, I thought it was a Patriot missile battery and anti-air battery. They got confused and shot down our F-15s. It was an F-18 pilot from Kuwait that shot him down. Oh, damn. I wonder if it was like beyond visual range. I would imagine so with missiles. I think that someone said that that messed up the F-15's like perfect air combat record.

114 and O up until then or something. All of her stuff's like that. That's what I'm talking about with the first. Like for the first time ever, I think an F-35 killed another plane. Like the Israeli shot down. It was called a Gack or a Lack or a Mac. The Iranians had some piece of shit jet I've never even heard of before. And some brave fucking hero of a pilot, some red baron of Iran, agreed to go up into the airspace in that piece of shit.

And there's an Israeli up there in a $150 million killing machine that just blew him up immediately. They have no Air Force anymore. I'm wondering how many more of those ballistic missiles they have. They've got so many different kinds. I've been trying to learn about their ballistic missiles. Obviously, they have short range, mid-range, and long range. And the long range is like 3,000 kilometers, which extends into not all the way to Italy, but close. And up into Turkey, it covers the entire Gulf region, essentially.

And then they have the shorter range stuff that they're shooting at all. Mon and places like that in Dubai and then obviously a ton of those drones but the the the missiles are the problem those are the ones that go really fucking fast just by They just do like the V-2s back in World War II were also hypersonic weapons because when you go into space and come back You're moving faster than speed of sound And it seems like I sent a video earlier let me see if I've still got it somewhere Yeah, look at this this is a I'm gonna butcher the pronunciation a Kramshar missile with 80 warheads targeting Ben Gurin Airport in Israel.

So I don't know what that means exactly. And obviously like MIRVs are like warheads that have multiple warheads that pop out and independently target things. That's what we use in our ICBMs. So you shoot one missile up and it's got like eight individual nukes that all break off in space and come down and hit. this city, that city, and the other city just from one missile. They've got some sort of cluster, munition, ballistic missile here. That's just, I mean, that's a lot of warheads coming down. You don't get to that.

You hit the ground. That video doesn't show that. I was very annoyed. Not only doesn't show it, it doesn't even let us listen for like the crackle in the distance. You don't even get that. It looks damn near unstoppable, though. Well, that was a blue ball video. I mean, I just thought seeing the shit go through the air was pretty cool.

I can't remember what it's called. It's called like a C-Wax or something. It's an acronym. It's that American auto-gun, anti-air cannon thing that, like, auto-detects, and then like shoots a huge, I don't even know what size the munitions are, but they're air-bursts munitions. So they're going up and they're exploding and then spraying the shrap and, like, drones and stuff. The footage of that is so fucking cool. It's like a mega-minigone with a brain on it that just detect shit.

and then all the bullets are exploding right on the thing it wants to kill. Are you learning enough about the lasers now to explain it to us to fill us in? I've seen little bits about lasers being used. It's propaganda. We don't have a laser. Oh yeah, we have lasers, but there's no footage of them being used. And any time you see footage of them being used in Israel, it's like, that's not what that is. That's not what that is.

That's lens flare. Or that's a spotlight. or that's the tail of a rocket going off at an odd angle to you, making it look like a line through the air. That's a pointer for PowerPoint presentations. Jesus, guys. We're overdue on lasers. The U.S. and Israel have laser tech that's really cheap to shoot

that takes down drones, but it's got limited range, and I think it's still early. I know that thing that happened to the southern border a few weeks ago involved us using a laser to shoot down a drone, maybe from the cartel. They ended up shutting down that air, that whole fly zone there. It was kind of murky on the details.

It was hard to figure out exactly what happened. But yeah, there's anti-dron laser tech for sure, but I haven't seen it. They sound. I don't know if you can see the beam. Oh, yeah, the $5 a shot. Right? That'd be cool.

It'd be so much better than like $3 million a shot. Oh, so that's, then I would wager there's a very strong anti-laser, the munitions lobby occurring right now. No, no. Don't do this. So everybody, so that's, I've been on like the military and army and,

uh, combat footage and the war subredits. And those guys have their, they're upset about this, this story that like, America uses $4 million interceptors to start, stop $35,000 drones. They're like, no, we don't. No, we don't. We use $4 million interceptors to shoot down $3 million, um, ballistic missiles. Their cheapest ballistic missiles are a million dollars, and their best ones are $3 million,

and our interceptors are $4 million. That is a price discrepancy, but it's not $35,000 to $4 million. They don't shoot Patriot interceptors at those, and also they're not $35,000. They're 50 to $75,000, and the ones that Iran is selling to Russia, they're selling for $200,000, the same model.

Now you could say they're making a profit, but that gives you an idea of the variance and what the potential cost of those Shahad drones are, the ones with the motorcycles on them, motorcycle engines that are shaped like triangles. So we're shooting those down with like that CWax thing or whatever it's called. SeaWIS. See WIS. Thank you.

I also saw this cool fucking anti-dron drone drone where I had a pistol and mounted on it was a drone with a quadcopter. And it was sort of fit. The quads were like being used like propellers rather. It wasn't going to take go up. It was going to go forward when you pulled the trigger. and he aims it at a drone and it goes, na,

na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, nah. Like, it locks on. And he goes, swoo! And the thing goes, and, like, flies it, like, 200 miles an hour and it hits the thing and explodes it instantly.

Like, like, it goes up, tracks it, follows it, catches it and blows it up. And I was like, we need some of those. First of all, I want to shoot those at a person so goddamn bad.

Like, I, like, it was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Is that a good ROI? I bet. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Yeah, those things cost hundreds of dollars. You know, those little drones especially. So you probably get them on Amazon. Well, what this guy was using was like a, it was made to do what it was doing. Obviously, it was locking on to an enemy drone and it was flying up and catching it. But I've seen that type of drone with guys using them to do like the, there's like competitive drone flying where they fly through horses and do all kinds of wacky stuff. Those guys have some fast Twitch or a reaction. My friend did that.

He competed in it and he made it to like the East Coast regionals or something, but he couldn't get to nationals. Drones get fast. I saw one race Max Verstappen on a Formula One course and for Stappen won, but it was competitive. They go like 220 miles an hour at max speed. Crazy. Yeah. The fact that drones and F1 cars are like kind of close. Wow.

They're only going to get better because as they put more money in to make into like better tech for those drones. I saw Zelensky offering to help in, you know, stopping the drone, the Iranian drones. He's like, we're pretty good at this. This is kind of what we do. We've got drone intercepting drones that cost tens of thousands of dollars. Take our shit. And it's like, why didn't we think of that before we started the war? Like, why was that like step one?

I hate the, I feel like sometimes the people planning our wars, like we'd think of things that they had. and thought of. They clearly didn't think of that because it's like a news story that Zelensky's offering and Trump's like, yeah, that's actually a good idea. Let's do that. Why didn't you think of that last week? They're the people fighting the drone war for the last four years. They might know a thing or two. And they've had to do it on a budget. They don't have that unlimited American taxpayer at their beck and call. They had to come up with their own shit and build it in numbers. It's a bad vibe for Russia. Like the countries that, all these little countries, like if you're Luxembourg, you warm up to one of the big countries.

for protection. And the big countries are Russia, China, and America. Well, the ones that cozied up to Russia for protection include Syria, Venezuela, and Iran. You know, Russia's not protecting you at all. Like, Russia hasn't done shit for these countries. And they seem absolutely powerless to be able to do anything. So Russia's losing its position on the world stage. Yeah, well, I don't remember if it was, wasn't it like a few days into the Ukraine conflict?

that Putin tried to send a team of like Spetsnats or whatever that they're called now to get Zelensky and they were all killed. Like he tried to pull of Venezuela like the U.S. did and they just... That was their opening move. They tried to... So there's some really good YouTube videos that break down the battle for the Kiev airport. Those guys were heroes. At first there weren't very many Ukrainians there and they were fighting tooth and nail.

And then very quickly they parked equipment all over the runway. made the runway so it said that the Russians couldn't land reinforcements and then and then shot the Russian helicopters down that were landing and all of a sudden more Ukrainians started showing up and they fought tooth and nail until they killed every Russian that had landed and the whole decapitation strike had failed if they had taken that airport they'd have been able to quickly land thousands of troops you know but without that airport they were fucked and that's how we got to where we are today yeah yeah it was contested for a bit like I think the Ukrainians almost retook it, right? Does that sound right to you?

Because they were landing some expensive shit in Kiev. If I have my facts right, I might not. That implied like, like they have the airport, they're putting planes down, and then they lost it,

I think. I don't remember it that way, but maybe more, is it? I could be wrong. No. Ukraine has full control over that airport. Oh, yeah.

That's in the capital. Yeah, yeah. They haven't, you know, the borders are, they're like hundreds of miles battling away from.

that. Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty far away. They've been static for so long. That thing is such a fucking meat grinder with a thousand people dying a day on each side or something like that. And with no end in sight. Yeah. They're just bomb-ed-a-de. I'm right. They had Kiev airport for a day. A day? Mm-hmm. That's what I don't remember that way. During the opening hours of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, February 24-22, Russian helicopters inserted airborne troops. They temporarily seized the airport after heavy fighting. Their plane was to airlift large number of troops and equipment into the airport.

The strategy was captured the airport. I could go on a little while, but yeah, they initially captured the airport. Well, I mean, I see their strategy. If that would have worked, that would have been tied up for them pretty early. Yeah. It was so close. If they just had a little bit more success and the big planes came in bringing all the troops, it would have been a different thing.

Yeah. But I'm glad it didn't It's good to have Putin Like in this terrible position he's in You know Like he's quagmired down His economy is in shambles He's lost a million and a half men

I think it is now To injured or killed It's an absurd number And another million left That's crazy It's such a big country too Yeah I mean

Them being in this means That they can't really Come to a Rans aide at this point. They can't really do anything on the other side of the planet because they're already stuck in Ukraine. I do worry about China, like you said.

This seems like the time to go to Taiwan. This seems like the move. Like, we're busy elsewhere. You know, we're bogged down. That will do to ram prices. Good golly. Yeah, then gaming is going to be just a little... Settle in on your 40-80, boys.

It's going to be decades. Damn. Well, hopefully China doesn't do that. It seems like who knows how often they're running little internal war games. Just think they're theorizing how well they would do and how much they could take in Taiwan or if they're just now thinking, like, I thought the time is not yet. You know, the U.S. is revealing some military tech we weren't aware of that sets us back. I don't know.

Yeah, they talk about, they've described the defense of Taiwan as create like a porcupine defense, making it just impossible to take like a debt by a thousand cuts. They want to fill that entire ocean with anti-ship drones. You know, you can have anti-ship drones that go down to a depth

and sit there asleep until you wake them up and then they just blow your boat up. You know, you could fill the whole South China Sea up with those if you're Taiwan.

It's pretty spooky. Have you seen those images recently of giant Chinese fishing fleets like going off the coast of like Chile and just bringing back like you know hundreds of trillions it looks like pounds of fish just stealing them from Chile and the biggest nets the ocean clean

yeah just sweeping the ocean clean little lisa slurry there's something about that area of the world where they're like yeah fuck these fish fuck this river we're taking it we're wrecking it you know peeing it on the way out boys china is not that close to Chile. I'm looking at a map here. That's all. I don't remember what country was. It was a South American country though. It makes sense. I mean, Chile,

Ecuador, etc. But like They wouldn't try that off the coast of Cali, I wouldn't think. Exactly. Or Hawaii or something. Like America would get pissed. Australia would get pissed. And they probably already fished out Papua New Guinea or have you pronounced that.

I don't think those guys have a fighting chance if they've got by. There's like 11 of them. They're like, can we have some of the fish at least? Like how's the honeymoon? It's awesome. I'm having a wonderful time. Most fun vacation I've ever taken.

I've never done a two-week vacation before. We're in Hawaii, obviously. And we island hopped. So we did the first six days in Kauai, which was smart, because that's not like the lays around on the beach island as much. It's more like hiking. and activities and exploring, shit like that. And it would have not been a good order to do the like chillax portion of the vacation and then the highly energized one.

And so we set that up correctly, did some, you know, traditional luau thing, which I was like, originally I'm like, kind of seems like tourist track. Yeah. It is a bit. And I went and I was like, oh, this is actually awesome. I got to watch him dig that pig up out of the ground. They, like, cooked it with, with, like, stones and banana leaves and shit. And I was like, I wonder if this is actually going to be good pork or not. It was.

I guess put some respect on the Polynesians name. They know pork. Did you tell the poy fire guy about your friend? I didn't. I don't think they would have been impressed. They were, they were better than him. And so they were. And it was funny because they were doing the luau portion after dinner and everything where he'd be like,

Oh, and it's the former nation of Hawaii was very diverse with lots of Filipinos and Japanese and Chinese and other Asians. But it was just like the same eight people coming out and doing a similar dance and then running back and then putting on like a rice farmer hat and then doing a similar dance. And I was like, all right, let's get to the fireboys. And then the fire boys came out. I really turned it around. Yeah. Who's this one? Is this what the Chinese was?

Oh, yeah. You would have been struggling. I played ethno guesser in real life on Kauai, where I told my wife, like, on the second day, I'm like, I don't know the demographics here, but it seems like 20, like at least a quarter of the people here of Filipino, which I guess makes sense. And then we get to the, uh, the, um, luau and the head guy talking about it. It's his family's place. It's like, we have a proud, you know, diversity here. Almost 25% of, uh, this island is Filipino. And I wanted to like text you guys and be like, I won.

I won in real life. I identified the patterns. Nailed it. But we we scheduled a hike early on in Kauai. And it's the on the little placard thing where it was describing the total distance of it, it only said the hike was like maybe like five or six miles round trip. And you're both like, that's fine. Like that's pretty light.

We can even go do something else the rest of the day. and what I didn't tell you is that the entire hike, it's like, you know, you've hiked before. It's not that bad if it's like a steady gradients going up and then a steady gradient going down, but it was dramatic ups and downs and ups and down. Every hundred yards you moved forward was 500 yards of total distance of climbing up and down.

And like, I'm like trying to put up, by the end of it, I was in my head being like, put on a happy face she's having a lot of fun finishing up this hike but in my head I was like I'm so fucking over this I'm so exhausted I got sunscreen burning my eyes I had diarrhea

it was really really brutal that's a rough hike it was it was like dude when you get one mile into a hike you realize is much harder and you hear that like it's like oh no now I'm using a decent

amount of my lower body to clench when it should be activating going down and up the hill. You didn't want to take a jungle shit? I wasn't going to take a jungle shit because that's just really uncouth. He wiped himself with some exotic leaf and break out and boils. Just ruin the guys behind me and Sike. It's like, oh man, we're really out in the wilderness now. Are there a wild war here? I'd have to like stand by it and be like some some fucking people. right. Meanwhile, I have no toilet paper. That guy looks sick.

But yeah, the hike ended up. It was one of the, the hike was type two fun where I was during it. I was like, most of it was fine. The last quarter, I was really having to shit and getting, getting tired of that. But after we finished, I'm like, I'm really glad we did that. At least get a little bit of exercise on this overeating fest. And then we moved to Maui. for the second eight days of the vacation.

And that's been more my speed, more expensive restaurants, nice restaurants, overeating, sitting on the beach, reading, like really, really taking it lazy.

And I've, we did, we golfed yesterday, which was fun. I really enjoyed that. But the, my wife is not like into golf. I'm not into golf.

But like, we've played enough together. But everything we've played is like par three courses in St. Louis, like stuff that's meant to be like, like, 180 to 240 yards per hole. Like, no more than that. They're like, quick, get out there, play. And the easiest course she could find here was like all par fours and par fives. And if you're new to golf, that means like sometimes it's a 500 yard hole. And that can be brutal and frustrating if you're like shanking it and missing or,

if you're like my wife who's really trying to focus on just hitting it straight, but she can't really hit it over that much over 100 yards straight. And so for her, she was like getting a little, a little frustrated early on. And I was just, you're doing great, sweetheart. Like, wow, that was a great one. What a dinger that was because I know what it's like playing golf when you feel, when you get in your own head.

And that can ruin your time. But the golf was awesome. I think we might go play golf again tomorrow, depends what we're feeling. But yeah, this has been the best vacation ever. I'm having so much fun. I'm kind of sunburned. I really phoned it in a couple days, but I didn't wear any sunscreen at all.

I was like, I'm going to sit under this umbrella, and the umbrella will protect me. And then I hear like some fat guy, like, I'm like five hours into sitting under this umbrella. It's through the heat of the day. And I hear a guy next to me, like, putting on sunscreen. And his wife's like, you know, it's really important. You keep applying because these actually don't block. that many of the UV rays. And I was like, oh, oh, no, I'm in too deep. I'm, I can't even apply at this point in the day. So a little bit burned, no big deal. Hopefully it fades into a

nice, beautiful tan. It won't. It'll just acutane peel. Yeah, I'm having a good time. The only negative was I didn't get to talk. Oh, sorry. Have you had a, you found a restaurant, make them rethink their crab stocking positions? There haven't been, because my, my, my, my, my, favorite kind of crab by a huge margin is snow crab. And that's not really local here as much. And so I've been eating like a lot of fish, a lot of those like raw tuna pokey bowl things. Those are good. Did you go snorkeling? No, we went swimming. I mean, obviously multiple times throughout the day. You'll get hot and we'll just go swimming for a while. It didn't do snorkeling because like we got here and I realized I didn't bring contacts. I only brought these glasses in a backup pair of glasses. And so there's like, I won't be able to see anything under the water. It will probably be just kind of scary. When I see shadows, I'm like, I won't be able to identify what it is. But I have seen a lot of

turtles, a lot of seals. As soon as a seal falls asleep on the beach here, like six Hawaiians run out with signs and start like counting five yard paces and create a whole perimeter that says like, I am not dead. I am sleeping. Do not wake me up. And I'm like looking around at the little placards. I'm like, oh, this one of these is going to say like,

it is a crime to wake up the seal. No, it's not a crime. I could have woken up the seal. It's just really frowned upon. They will attack you. Yeah. They might. You think the seal would attack me?

They seem so sweet. They're the dogs of the sea. They've killed before. People or fish? They got real. Yeah. for sure. There's different kinds of seals, but like there was a seal that like grabbed

a lady and took her down and drowned her. Damn. This was a monk seal. So not that. Like it would have I mean it would allow to swim me for sure. But I don't think it's in your domain. If it attacked me on the land, I think I could have come up with a plan

in the seven yards. It would have been dragging me back to the beach. They're back to the ocean. I'm like, help, help. My calves halfway. used to land-based combat with a midwestener, right? And he merely adopted the land. You were born and bred of it.

Oh, you know what I immediately do? Fucking John Jones. I'm getting deep in those sockets, brother. He tried to get your bag with his flippers, doesn't do shit. On land. Yeah, it's been a bunch of fun. The turtles, they seem to be more serious about, like, don't fuck with these things. I'd want to do the zip lining because I feel like it'd be a fun way.

to see the like canopy of the jungle or whatever and like do some sightseeing without walking like you know you're getting around you're seeing the stuff but you're not hiking you're zipping i i i always like ziplining whatever i've done three or four and i've had fun every time it's never been like that south park episode where you're just bummed out and i've always been paired with people i liked too or or that people i could get along with at least hmm it's deep to see the marine life but growing up at ocean city I used to feel like we had no wildlife. Because on TV you'd see like coyotes and like, I don't know,

mountain lions chasing rabbits or whatever you're watching. And it's like, yeah, here in the city, all we have is some squirrels. Meanwhile, two blocks away, there's whales, dolphins jumping in the air,

flying fish, all sorts. It's like, we had wildlife, but just a different kind. Yeah. And see wildlife is cool when you don't get to actually ever see any of that. Something I didn't expect.

I feel like I'd heard about this. some point but there is a baffling wild chicken issue in kawai like i didn't know if it was a whole hawaii thing but like a couple of a couple of pranksters must have brought over chickens like a couple centuries ago and they're they're the boldest birds i've ever been around they're like under your table at outside restaurants like almost rubbing your leg hoping you drop something every there's signs all over the place like please please please don't purposefully feed i'd him. You feed them?

Absolutely, I would. Look, he's here. He's not going to give up on this gig. You know, I'm giving him some French fries. He's not going to be like, pack it in and be like, yeah, it turns out the humans don't give food. And I don't like taking it if they don't give it to me. Now he's coming back, no matter what.

I'm going to feed him something. I might even pull that move like those kids did to those seagulls back in the day and feed them all. Fluxative. Yeah. And then they're just shitting all over the patio. I like the move. you bury yourself in the sand like 90% of the way, but not deep.

Put some French fries on your sandy belly and catch them with the blanket. I've seen you guys do that. But that's like once I had the blanket in my hands, I'd be like, what now? What's the one? I've never actually done it. I have heard see. Well, my brother actually did it.

We were flying stunt kites on the beach and he like de-winged a seagull. And it's just like, whew. It's like, oh, this is not, he's like, he's like,

he's not eating it from now going forward for the rest of his short life. People notice. I saw the roosters. It was like right near an outdoor restaurant patio.

There was this hen with all of her chicks and this rooster who was clearly not the daddy of those chicks. And he was picking and like trying to get bugs or whatever off the ground near this tree. And, And some chick got way too close.

And he just killed it. Like I watched it just whack, whack, whack, whack. And then it like, and it went from like being a little chick to like it stumbled under a bush and died. And I kind of, I checked it at the end of the meal. I'm like, I bet he's no. No, no, he's dead. Like the other chicks stayed. They all, they learned the lesson.

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I will probably go light beer. Whatever is on sale at the store that day. Let me tell you right now, these Coors Banquet beers Beers are fucking delicious. This is 5% alcohol by volume. I get that 4.2 or that 4.0 pussy stuff. It is delicious. It tastes pretty fucking good as far as beer goes. That's saying something. And they're cheap. You can get a like a dollar piece or something like that.

All right. Well, I'll just end up. buying that problem. I'm going a different direction. You guys know I talk about Bert Peanut pretty much every week at this point. He's all about the voodoo ranger. Dude, cheeseburgers and alcohol

are this man's core competencies and I'm going to take his advice and go voodoo ranger. He has this like formula damn near mathematical on the trifecta. It has to taste good. It has to be cheap

and it has to have a lot of alcohol in it. And he'll, you like, oh, whiskey? Yeah, okay, it's cheap. And it has a lot of alcohol. it tastes terrible. One of the legs of the stool isn't there.

Or tequila. Same thing, right? But if you want to make it good, now it's expensive because you get expensive tequila and something expensive to mix it with that leg of the stool. Voodoo Rangers, he says cheap, alcoholic, lots of alcohol and tasty.

So here's the thing, Woody. Burt peanut's an alcoholic. He drinks every single day until he's drunk. You think that would take drinking advice from a non-alcoholic? I need to go to a subject matter expert. You don't want to get fucking football moves from a pro lineman or something.

Do I ask for cupcake advice from skinny people? Fuck no. Yes, you should if you want to stay skinny. You don't want to become an obese. Let me just tell you. Voodoo Ranger is an IPA. It's a 7% to maybe even 8%. I don't know what that is.

It is a it's a strong beer. It is a strong beard that's made for beer aficionados who appreciates citrus forward notes and hoppy flavors. More things I don't know. You're going to make a face when you take a sip of a voodoo ranger. I think you should get them because it's funny now because we've already had this little talk. But in addition, you should probably grab something like natural light. Like that's almost water.

You know, it's like a college beer. Oh, so there is something that I don't hate. The ciders, they kind of, you can fit in with people drinking beer because the bottle looks the same, but they're alcoholic. So I might look for something like that. What are those carbonated like pussy beers? I was drinking those for a little while. What do they call them?

Oh, like high noons, like the seltzer. It's a silcer, but what's, what's, what's, why, yeah, white claws are kind of, I think is you get like a malt beverage, like a seltzer. Budweiser, Budweiser makes these, like, flavored seltzers. There's like a watermelon one, a lime one, like an orange one. And you still taste the alcohol. It's still a little bit bad, but it's way better than beer. It's closer to, it feels like a sprite that doesn't taste great. Like, I think that's more your speed. Max writing beer rita. Have you heard of that? Is that what you're looking for? I've never heard that word before. No. Those are, I know what he's talking about. I wouldn't

those would give me such heartburn. That's always a concern for me. But something like a white claw. I think white claws is your move. Okay. It's like a, I might also ask the, hopefully there's someone with like a personality working at the liquor store or whatever. I don't even know where to buy alcohol here. I think there's. Grocer store works for shelters and stuff. A liquor store will have a better selection.

I think there's North Carolina. I think the laws here like make it see get certain things from one store and certain things from a different store. I don't really even know how it works. I don't drink. I don't buy alcohol. Beer and wine at the grocery store and the gas station and liquors are only at liquor stores. That's how it is in most. But they'll have beer and wine too, right? At the liquor store? Yeah. Yeah, they'll have both. But what you want is at any gas station or any, any, any liquor store or any grocery store. I think you want white claws. I think you want to pick a flavor of white claw that sounds good to you. They come in a bunch of fruity flavors. And it's, like I said,

It's like Sprite, but a little bit alcoholy. And you wouldn't drink it for fun, but it'll get you drunk. And it's like what girls drink to get trashed in high school. You know what I mean? Like, it's that drink. But it's not like super sugar. Can't keep up with high school girls. Lower your expectations.

Middle school girls. Middle school girls. They love them, Woody. And they'll be a forum. The high noon brand of Seltzer is, is I think the best tasting of white cloth. This is, oh, Taylor froze for me. But high nude, I'm sure it's an alcohol.

There's a lot of selters. Like that's a whole class of beverage. Budweiser makes a seltzer. That's okay. I drink those for a while. They come in like a variety pack. So you get like, I don't know, four limes, four tangerines and four grapes or whatever they come in.

But White Claw is probably the most ubiquitous one, the one you'd find. almost at any store or whatever, but something like that. High Noons are good. I have to get one voodoo ranger. I've been hearing about them for a hundred hours. I'd say, buy a six pack of those movies and try one of them,

like when you're watching TV before next week and report back. Because another thing with IPAs is they are known for being, obviously they're going to have more calories because there's more alcohol and there's calories and calories. alcohol, but they also are like just overall very high calorie drinks compared to like a

like a bud light that sacrifice I'm making I've been losing weight you're gonna make a face I all of them do that to me it's 200 250 calories for a 12 12 ounceer which is quite a bit

it's more than Mountain Dew I think hmm but what a one's good than I would have guessed One of those voodoo rangers is going to have you like slur in your speech. Like you're going to be a little, you're going to be a little phone. We'll get the slurs out. I slur my speech. Stone cold, sober, buddy.

Oh, yeah. It's going to be Slur Saturday on update, on upload. Yeah. I was thinking when I went to piss a minute ago, I was saying, like, maybe we should let people know. Next week we're going to do a little drinking episode. So it's a good idea. I'm glad you said that. Yeah.

I think it'll be fun. I think I don't know who the guest is going to be, but I know that I mentioned that we, to the, to, to, to, to chis and everybody. A competent drinker. A competent drinker, a Brit, an Aussie, a kiwi, you know, somebody who likes to put them back. Or just a degenerate. It's a guy on Twitter or Reddit or something. It was like, you know, I'm not. doubting America's military superiority.

But even though they have the numbers, I think we can outdrink America. And I'm like, maybe, maybe those Brits, I respect it. They can put a bed to Wisconsin. Your first three DIs don't even count. They're misdemeanors. I'm not joking. Have you seen the map of like, have you seen the map of like alcohol consumption per capita in America? It's like Wisconsin is literally playing a different game than the rest of the country.

Like every fucking county in Wisconsin is like out drinking Michigan two to one. It's like they're really not that different of places. They're just washing down those. It's having a cultural. Shout out of Wisconsin. Those guys put them back. I saw somebody try to break the U.S. into quadrants and like which quadrant would outdrink the others? And everybody's like, why are you wasting our time with this?

Clearly, the yellow one that includes Wisconsin. It's the entire Midwest essentially. Those guys put them back. I know people down here drink, but nothing like, it's not as cultural or as culturally accepted as it seems to be up there. It seems like everybody's drinking up there. Here, like, my dad never drank very much. Like, he'd have like one beer or two beers, like after work or on a hot day or something

like that. But definitely new people that were just alcoholics. And I don't know. It's always a bad look. That got Chuck that lived at the end of my. dad's like farm driveway was just this every day I got to see the perils of alcohol in that guy. I was like, yeah, I don't think I do want to ever start drinking really. Like I would bring liquor, but I wouldn't really drink liquor most of the time. Like I get chucked to hook me up with a bottle

over at the liquor store and then I'd let the girls drink, but I want to stay sober, you know, not only so it could drive home, but you know, so I could take advantage of them and stuff. Obviously. Yeah. You don't have to start out explicitly. We knew exactly where you were headed. No, not that at all. Literally not that. Yeah. Yeah, whoever it gets on Wisconsin's team's going to win and whoever gets the absolute burden

that is Utah on their team is going to lose. Because Mormons don't drink. And so you're fresh out if you've got Utah on your team. I think. I get it. Yeah, it should be fun next week, hopefully. I'll buy some Coors Bankies, Kyle. We'll drink those together.

With 100% Rocky, mountain water since 1873. Wow. Can't go wrong with that. You can't beat that. Real Rocky Mountain water. It really is. It's brewed from a cold stream. But do does Coors do the mountains turning

blue thing anymore? Do you remember that? I do I do remember that when the cam got cold. The gray and black mountains turned blue. Like you know, I don't know. I get these bankies. I don't want a 4% beer. I want a 5% beer. I want to drink one and get a little

tipsy yeah the the mountains turning blue i remember they had that marketing campaign like when i was in college and it even then it was like this is bizarre like i could just i could just pick it up and i immediately tell if it's if it's cold enough to drink that's it's like i like who's this for it was kind of it's like uh it may have been even before that like when i was in high school but Miller Light had these vortex bottles with this goofy like spiral up the neck. And their whole thing was like, hey, you thought you could slam this shit fast before? Get real, buddy. We've got NASA technicians now creating.

Because you've seen, you know that technique right, where you get it spinning and you're able to like shoot it real fast. I've seen that Chinese guy do it like before he eats like a bunch of eggs in a mug. No, I like the beer can technology. I wish there was more of that. It got so quiet. I lost you guys for a second. Yeah. Taylor's connection to come back.

Yeah. The way it just cut and there was nothing filling the air was a lot. Sorry about that. You talked about the spinny drink thing. I said, I've never tried that, but I've seen the Chinese guy on the internet who will like smoke a whole cigarette and hold it in

and then like crack five raw eggs into a mug and then like spiral drink a beer. And then like, exhale at all. What are you watching? I don't know. It was just, it was a meme like years ago. This is, you never seen that meme video? It's him like, he's got sunglasses

on and I guess it's cool. He's smoking like Chinese Sigs. He's a big of- porn like a normal person? Taylor. What? The corner of the internet are you in? Kyle, have you noticed Reddit made porn like unsearchable now? I don't know what it's just me.

I don't know. I've been. I like Reddit searches always struggled. So how do you search? So the way I search porn is I use my phone app and I just search, you know, whatever thing I'm looking for. And then you can filter by posts, comments, or media. So I slide over to media. And then I go top all time. And so it aggregates every mention of like big titties or whatever you're looking for, you know, in order of most popular all time through all of Reddit.

So here's what I do. I go to Reddit and I'll be like, huh. I wonder if there's a subreddit about this, right? I'm going to put it to a test now. I type, come, C-U-M. Reddit is like, yeah, I don't have any not-safe-for-work suggestions for you. Nothing comes to mind. I type sexy.

Oh, actually, literally because sexy is one. But if you type sex, no, there's no not-safe-for-work subreddits that it suggests me. What's my own? boobs. Nothing. Nothing. There's not a single not save for work subreddit suggested. It is just like suppressing search results that I'm sure would fit some of these queries.

We wanted to search for cum. Yeah, I got so much come here, dude. Immediately. I go to media. You're flexing on me. Jesus. Are you guys both just using the website or are you both using like different apps? It looks like he uses his phone and I use my browser.

They're all wearing top result for come. They're all wearing shirts that say come. That's their school name. Throwback to when I was on a school. But that's my point. My point is not safe for work subredits don't show up anymore. That's the one I could show you, Woody. The rest of them are Cox, Cox and, and just ladies getting plowed.

Here's some anime where you can, it's that anime where you can like see inside of the woman somehow. So you can see the penis like filling her uterus with com while she's riding. So they'll give you like an X-ray vision for just her uterus. That one. Yeah. I searched for wild. And it thinks I wanted to. talk about hockey.

Like, talk about Minnesota Wild. That's yeah. Like, sounds like you got to get off the site and on whatever app. I guess so. I think I'm using Reddit is fun.

I don't, I don't use Reddit on my phone much at all. Oh, barely ever. Yeah, I don't use it 40 hours a week. Yeah,

definitely not. I'm not glued to it like religiously where my phone has to stay plugged in. I drain so much battery. I don't do that. I'm constantly on Reddit. I'm either,

every day I run the game and I do world news, news, crazy fucking videos, public freakouts, absolute public freakouts. So those are the ones that are too intense for the other for them. Yes, those are like,

like people get fucked up in absolute public freakouts. They get like out, eyes gouged out and shit. And like, Sheney fucking like gets ran over by a Ford Taurus and stuff. it's a little more hardcore. Like you get to see some shit. And you do this every day, every morning.

Then combat footage. I hate Ukraine video report. Like I run through all my favorites to like see what's going on in the world. Like I get both my news and my silly news at the same time. I like to see shit blow up. I like to see like Shanay and I get ran over by a Chrys for 300. I like to see police shootings. And then I also want to know what's going on with like, I don't know,

the fucking crypto market or like oil prices or whatever. So I go through all that every day. And then I just scroll all for. like, you know, to my thumb get sore, basically. I try to read, like, people will be like, hey, do you see this? I'm like, yeah, the baby's going to fart. I've seen every meme you're going to show me every single time. The newest meme that's kind of taken over Reddit, and maybe the world is the fast food

CEO Burger Bites. Oh my gosh. So for the un-initiated, McDonald's has come out with the big arch, a new burger. And so they had their CEO go go and make this beautiful. video where he's testing out the big arch. I believe it's like a double quarter pounder on like an onion roll and they did it kind of like a and

it's got maybe some some spot some different sauce or something. I think they got like white American cheese or maybe Swiss cheese or something, it's white cheese. And he's like oh yeah, this is the, this is a good product and and he goes it tastes like a squidward bite

where it's just like he just like nibbles at it like like like like he doesn't want to eat it and he goes that's so good well I'm gonna finish my lunch but nice checking in with you guys and it's like no you're not bro you're not gonna finish it's

Kyle's right right he takes a tiny little squid word and he's like I'm gonna have this for my actual lunch right and nobody buys it but he says it like the idea of having a McDonald's burger for lunch is wild and all the

meming on him is so good like the woman dressed just like him takes a squid word bite and I find this is a product that humans enjoy. Then the Burger King CEO comes out and he's a cool looking dude. He's got like a pompadour.

He looks like he's got like a, he's got like a California tan. Like he's cool guy in McGoverns and he's just like, yeah, it's quite the product here. Yeah, this is a man's burgers what this is. He like, he like takes a big meaty bite and he's like,

yeah, I do some more of that. And it's like, all right, that guy likes his burgers. And then the Wendy's guy. comes out. Same shit. He jokes and he's like, and then the ANW guy came out today. And he's like, yeah, this is quite the product. Of course, we call it a burger here.

Is he doing the review from a box on the side of the road? Oh, it's got that teen sauce. I'm like, what the fuck is teen sauce? I don't know anything about ANW. That's a new one to me. I think that's maybe that's Dairy Queen down here. I know they like partner up. I think maybe they're all got the same owner.

But yeah, McDonald's, McDonald's CEO getting burger-mogged. He's getting bite-maxed. He's getting bite-mixed. He's getting burger-mog. Some of the most psychotic sentences I've seen in last, like, the last week or month is with like the increase in that guy

clavicular becoming popular, and he says everything is mugged or maxed. Some of these people are saying it, like, unironically, being like, oh, bro, he just got hype-mogged. and slur maxed at the theater when ASU frat leader came in like, like, came in like flexed at him.

And it's like, this is hilarious. This is like, that was actually brain. I saw someone posting those like, mug videos of these random jack guys online. They're like, they're reinventing WWE from first principles.

Like that's, that's what they're rediscovering that, that drama. Yeah, I kind of like the brain rot stuff. At least this is like, how do I say this diplomatically? this stuff is like white culture at least so I'm a little bit more tempted to bite and have a good time with it

you know this is finally we came up with a thing I don't think black people came up with getting frame-mogged and yeah we had never come up with anything testosterone maxed or whatever testosterone maxed yeah yeah maxing I think bone smash maxing dude that's lame what do you explain that to me yeah if Maybe I said it on the show, but basically they try to create like micro fractures on their cheekbones in an effort to make them more defined upon healing. And Chad GPT says it doesn't work and that it can be dangerous and that like maybe during the healing process, process you have asymmetry, which is undesirable. Yeah. But he swears by it.

He has this like, I don't know, picture like a steel sphere on a stick, like a little heavy lollipop. And he just bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs his own face. trying to break his cheekbones. Does he sell them? I don't know. I don't know. I saw it in a short. We should sell one.

We should get into that market right away. That's just the rock hammer. I don't want to be sued. If you break your face, you'll be more handsome. Very, very teeny hits, though.

That's what we, that's our, you know, you do it wrong. It's on you. No, I wouldn't want to, I don't know how chat GPT

or any AI could say that doesn't work. It's like, it seems like you could paralyze part of your face if you like hit a nerve wrong but like if you do fracture your your knuckles your face your arm like over and over it will build a

build more bone there wouldn't it not a hundred percent in an aesthetically pleasing kind of oh I don't I don't know I'm not saying it's going to look good you may look like the you know Jim Carrey you may end up looking like Jim Carrey do you see that no Jim Carrey Jim Carrey looks like he got plastic surgery

at his most recent award show appearance and it looks so unlike his real self that the internet has already decided that's not jim carey he's been replaced that's a that's a body double or some some people are even like oh jim carrie sent a body double or an impersonator to the award show as a joke and then people are like jim carrie's dead that's a jim carry replacement and like it it looks so unlike his yeah yeah he does look bizarre like it looks like he stole the bucle he's fat from all those girls. Yes.

He's got Anna Taylor Joy as Bucle fat and pumped into his cheeks or something like that. He looks bizarre, which is a shame. I was always a big Jim Carrey fan. I was the right age to be a big Jim Carrey fan. Like the same age, the right age for Austin Powers, too.

Like, I was a teenager, like, during his heyday. I think in 94, he had like three hit movies. It was like dumb and dumber and a couple others. Like, he was just so big. The mask, maybe. Like, I loved the mask as a kid. loved all those Jim Carrey movie. Lyer, liar, love Lyer, Lauer. We owned that on VHS, so I'd watch it over and over. Ace Ventura, all that stuff.

Ace Ventura, Evergreen. I haven't seen it in years, but it's very funny. I tried to watch it a while back. He starts talking out of his ass, and it just doesn't click anymore, you know? Look that. Well, that actually doesn't look that bad. That looks more like him, but it's still, he still looks bizarre. I've seen other ones that didn't look as good. I don't know why his lips look like that. Why do his lips look like that. Because that's a faker. That's not Jim Carrey. I mean, like, I feel like if one person should not be fucking with their facial control

ever at all, it's Jim Carrey. It's like, that's your bread and butter, man. Like, don't risk having a headhog word that doesn't work. He makes Sonic the Hedgehog movies now. He's Professor Robotnik or whatever. He's, he doesn't care about his filmography, I don't think. I don't think he needs the facial stuff anymore either. He hasn't really done that since the 90s.

I don't know. I liked Jim Carrey. I always liked his more serious roles, too. The Truman Show is amazing. He's really good in that. What was the one? I did like Truman Show. 23.

Yeah. 33. The number 23, maybe, is what it's called. Something like that. Or number where he's going insane. That was not good. That wasn't great. Not like that.

He needed someone in his life to snap him out of it. They went along with his 23 thing too long. And then I don't even remember the end. I lost interest. I don't remember if he was on to something or if he just had lost it. I watched it when it came out. And I literally remember renting it from the movie store. So that was a long time ago.

Yeah. Yeah, that would have been. Now all the movie stores I see are in rural areas and they also sell CBD. Yeah, you got to diversify if you're trying to rent DVDs these days, I guess. Yeah. There's one in like Cape Girado. That's like Hollywood video and CBD, you know, I think there's one here in Atlanta called Videodrome.

VideoDrome Atlanta. We used to go there all the time. Like whenever there was a time maybe 10 years ago where everything wasn't rentable. Like you couldn't just find an app with certain movies. And I would go to Videodrome to just rent a DVD. I haven't been to one forever. Probably never will again.

Not much reason. That's kind of sad, isn't it? Man, it was such a cultural thing. I always really looked forward to it. It was one of my favorite things to do on a Friday after school. If I could get my parents to take me to the movie store and let me get,

you know, they'd have a deal where it was like three movies for $5 or whatever it was. And it was like, three movies. They're usually in stock. Yeah, we have pretty good. being like walls of movies all of them out like it was just so frustrating to have like 28 out of

28 copies not there new releases would be like that sometimes like if something big just came out they would have like 15 copies 20 copies and they'd all be checked out but would that many floating around like you could kind of I would call I'd be hey did you get the terminator back in yet no all right and I like call back every half hour so until they had the terminator back and we live close enough that you just zip up there and grab it. I specifically remember doing that, not for the Terminator, but for something else, I'm sure.

Did you ever roll the dice and, like, go to the sections that were like, Stevens' choice? And it was the guy who worked there named Steve and, like, you can kind of see, like, oh, Steve's a horror guy. Julie likes her rom-coms. They didn't do anything like that.

They didn't do that, and they also had, like, no adult, like, section or anything like that. It wasn't like a corporate story either. It was, what was that place? called. There was a bunch of them. There was a movies, which was like cow themed. There's like a Holstein on the front. There was video warehouse. We weren't boozy enough to have a blockbuster. And then there was something else. I remember specifically in my town. It was a, it was a whole

business. In my, in my little town, there were like three or four video rental places. Like, it was a good small business to get into until, you know, streaming took over and Netflix took over. once you could get those DVDs mailed to you and just have them constantly coming back in there was no reason to go anymore yep not much you need CBB

I remember that's how I watched the office at first I just remember every I was like I gotta get those DVDs back I want to see more of this shit I remember that was the first thing that I was just so into and I binge watched was the office I'm still a big fan of that you must have only been able to watch the first seasons that way because I feel like in the middle of the

office run was when like 20 or when did the office end like 2012 so they did eight seasons um but i i don't know when when they started i don't know the timeline exactly i i remember watching that like my that and true blood were the two things that i was binge watching via like netflix DVD deliveries and i was that's when i like was first introduced to that service and i was like this is a godsend movie like the movie store sucks this is so much better because every two days you get three movies or three DVDs. And then that feels so anachronistic now because it's like, what, three movies a day? No, I need unlimited access to hundreds, if not thousands of bad movies.

And then when I come across a movie that I like, it has that little gold purchase option on Amazon. And it's literally 100% of the time where I land on a movie and I'm like, oh, this could be. of course. Oh, and you don't, oh, and I can't rent it for $2. You want me to buy this movie to have in my stuff until eventually you remove it from the service and I just don't have it anymore? Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of the business model right now. It's frustrating. I've got most of the services too. I've got Peacock, Paramount, Hulu. Amazon Prime is probably the one I spend the most time on besides YouTube though. Amazon's got a ton of old movies that I like to watch. I've been watching a bunch of 80s and 90s stuff. I watched video drone last night. That's a fucked movie. That's a fucked up movie. What is that?

It's a weird movie. It's kind of hard to explain. I think it was made in the late 70s or early 80s or something like that. And it's hard to explain what it's about. There's people with like Pussies in their stomach getting cassette tape shoved in there and hallucinations and weird psychosexual stuff happening.

It's, and it's very violent and very weird. My Reddit tookers that out. I can't find it. It's that guy, Cronenberg. Yeah. I've been watching Cronenberg movies.

I watched Rabbit, too. And then I watched, I love the Robocop movie and then Starship Troopers. But I've been trying to watch some of his older stuff because I heard that was some of his better stuff. That's why I watched VideoDrome. It was fucked up. James Woods is in it.

It's a weird fucked up movie. It's very odd. He like finds this, it's a little bit dated because of the tech, but they find this pirated satellite signal of this like underground TV show with like torture and murder. And it's like making a tumor grow in his brain that's like the evolution of man and the new flesh. And he's can't tell him he's hallucinating. if this stuff is real and all sorts of fucked up shit is happening and he's murdering people. It's a wild ride. I enjoyed it. I didn't like that Cronenberg movie with Aragorn in it that you suggested.

That was a rough movie. I don't know if I suggested it as much as I said you need to watch this. It was like a freak. You should watch it. It was like a freak show from an old carnival or something. It felt like that. It felt like that. like you're seeing something weird and dirty that like just for the sake of seeing it once. It was, I can't remember the name of it. But it was, it was an upsetting movie.

It was very weird. Yeah, I don't like those fleshy looking shaped vaguely like a body part with lots of tubes coming out chairs that they sit in often. Yeah, that was fucking weird. Cronenberg's known for his body horror.

So, you know, there's lots of that going on. The fly is his number one thing, right? Have you seen the fly with Jeff Goldblum? I have seen the fly. fly, yes. I felt really bad for poor Jeff Goldblum. Don't ever watch the sequel, The Fly 2. It's very upsetting. It's very upsetting. I'll never watch it. Who becomes a fly in that one? Well, Jeff Goldblum, well, it's Jeff Goldblum's son. He got Gina Davis pregnant in the first one. And so she has the baby in the second one. And then this

government agency slash corporation get a hold of the son. And they're, they've got, we got a fly hybrid man here. We need to test him and like, like, you know, use him as a science experiment. And so he's raised in that facility being tested his whole life. And so he thinks that's kind of like what reality is like. And there's this scene with his dog where like they try to do like, they try to use the teleporter on the dog and it like mutates the dog so the dog's always suffering. And he thinks they killed the dog, but the dog's really been in a pen suffering for like,

years and like he finds the dog and the dog's like so pitiful and it recognizes him and is like dragging itself toward him and he's like crying holding the dog and like puts the dog out of its misery and it's like dude what am i watching this is this is hurting me oh yeah i don't like anything where bad things happen to dogs man i get upset and the military wouldn't have acted that way anyway like if they could prove you could make a hybrid flyboy they would immediately be like, all right, let's try this with a more useful animal. Can we make a Manta ray boy who can like transfer bombs undetected to, you know, oil derricks from other countries? Can we make a rhino boy who can just...

He vomit that acid, though. Like, he vomits that acid on the guy's face and the guy's like screaming as his face melts. It's pretty horrific. I thought you cross one of them with like a mantis shrimp, that thing that punches so fast. You give them that mega punch. They almost cooks the poor other shrimp, I guess, or whatever else it needs to be. But you're just laying on the floor, though, because your crustace are like, come on down here and say that. Oh, no, he'd have to be big. Yeah, otherwise it wouldn't.

And by peal, you know, you wouldn't want to make him enough. Have you ever seen one amant to shrimp in real life? Not in real life. I've seen videos. They click loudly when they do their thing. And I don't know if it's true, but they're rumored to be able to break the glass on the aquarium. So where I saw it, he was like hitting the glass. I'm like, I got to stop provoking this thing. I don't want to be the guy that makes like 40 gallons fill all over the ground.

But they're cool looking. Do you believe that? Like that it could break the glass. Yeah. I don't know. It's close. I always imagine that wasn't like nonsense glass. Like it's aquarium glass. It's got to be tougher than you'd think, right? It's pretty good glass and it's thick, right? Because like not only is it need to hold that water like forever, but it can't bend and there's like powerheads pushing on it, like pushing water against it. So it's not just the weight of it. It's the force of the powerheads pushing.

If it's a big tank, probably no chance. If it's a little tank with a glass is thinner, maybe. Would you ever put one in? No. Or would it bully the other animals? Yeah, it would kill both of the things that I own. But some people do keep them. And they just like feeding things to it.

I kind of get it, but it's not my style. It is cool to watch animals like that feed. I remember when I was little, I caught a praying mantis. And then for a while, we just would like catch other bugs and put it in a container with it and watch. And the thing you like learn first is they very little sense of urgency. like they just they'll look at the cricket and be like maybe maybe in an hour and then you know in retrospect i think it's because we were giving him a lot of crickets like just driving a lot of crickets do it again this thing's almost my size yeah but then uh yeah then he

died they're not supposed to be kept in plastic containers like standing on grass especially not when you get bored of them and stop feeding it turns out if you put it in a glass jar. It just kind of cooks them. Yeah, yeah, they hate it. Yeah. I'm not watching anything right now. I don't have a TV show like that's current or playing. I have nothing going on. Invincible comes out. I know Kyle watches that. The boys can't be too far away, right? I thought you guys kind of had fallen off. Jordan said that the boys wasn't really hot stuff anymore. I stand by that. But it's

the last season. I've seen every other season. I'll see it through. See what comes. next. Will it be like a hate watch where you're like annoyed the lack of the potential? It's more like hoping they like regain their highs. I mean, even the way you guys described it, because I watched at least part of the first season. And even that you could tell the the gratuitous violence was like becoming something that they were hanging their hat on. And then yeah, yeah, you guys mentioned like swimming into a man's nut sack and then exploding to. a full size or maybe being in a guy's butthole and you do that and like forget it

it was the glorious thing I'd never seen yeah it was a dick it was a dick yeah and then they blew it up and yikes I I thought I remember in the 90s when rap was kind of new some people just made like gratuitous bad language and violence in lieu of actual talent and I feel like the boys is a hint of that like they're just using gore instead of good plot lines or sex stuff like that to shock you instead of actually like taking you through an emotional roller coaster but I'm hooked

I need to see the last season I want to know how it is oh it's quite good the only thing that I've found like has annoyed me about the show at all has been the lack of tities of course and starlight that actress getting all that facial surgery so that she looks super weird I thought

I liked Gen Z or no Gen V. I like Gen V. I like they've tied that in. And so essentially what feels like the end of Gen V, it leads into the end of the boys. So you combine all those characters together. I'm sure they're going to kill everybody off. Everybody's going to die. There's going to be like three people left alive at the end of the season. I would wager that half of our like heroes are going to die. All of our villains are going to die. It's going to be fun. I'm going to bring. Yeah, it's going to be good. I love the blood. I was a little I thought it was weird how they had Stewie or Dewey or Louie or whatever's fucking name is getting molested at the end last year

Yeah he gets he gets raped too much I could do with less of that If he was a girl The internet would go wild But like He literally gets like Strapped to a pommel horse or something And raped in the ass is kind of a joke

And I'm like this What are we joking? They raped his ass Or did Am I wrong with me? She like did some weird. They like, I think they made him sit in a cake. And I think they spanked him a little. And I think that he, that weird chick who plucked all her own hair out because she's,

she's like all stressed out. She like masturbated while like rubbing against him or something and came. But I don't think they actually penetrated him. I don't remember that happening. But he wasn't a fan of him. He was sexually assaulted and raped on multiple occasions. in season four. Use the word penetrated.

Let me see. Involuntary sexual activities. I'm able to stop it. That's a little vague. Oh, the shapeshifter who takes the form of Annie has sex with him. Consent under false pretences. Raped by deception. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, they didn't penetrate him. Let's see. Why do they dislike Huey so much? They don't. He's just been sort of the, but, he's like the quirky, like out of my depth character and like the comic relief a little bit and everybody else is kind of like a tough, hardened, I'm a bad

motherfucker kind of guy. And Dewey's like, oh, wacky, what are we doing here? I'm covered in blood for a comedic relief. And they like, they keep a sexually assaulting him for like jokes. Like he's undercover is what's happening. He's wearing a full body costume of a different superhero who happens to have a

BDSM relationship with some supervillains. And so he's they can't tell that it's not the guy they usually like have BDSM play with. Um, so he's having to play along and pretend. And then when they discover it. Is he a shape shifter? No,

he's wearing a, like I said, a full body gimp suit type thing. It covers everything. They can't tell that it's not him. Okay. So they stop him just before they're going to rape him. Uh,

in the nick of time, he was going to create new holes to rape him with. Ah, yeah, he had the blade out. He was going to cut him his stomach open and fuck his stomach. Yeah. So that's not even as, you know.

That's more a murder. Yeah. Yeah, it's more snuff. It's a very rough show. I heard that they're going to recreate that scene from the comics where they all made Starlight blow them or something, but maybe with a different character. I think this last season is going to be, I hope they don't make it too much about in the show.

Yeah, but she only blew the deep. The deep, yeah. the in the comic she blows like all three of them she blows like the deep they have like a blowbang orange and maybe um the the guy would know the hid hides his face which you would either later or uh oh you need black noir maybe i thought it was black noir um but but like in the comics it's funny because spoiler in the comics black noir is a clone of homelander so you would think when they got their cocks out somebody would have been like oh you guys have like you guys have like like identical cocks.

I mean, they're curved the same. And you're, yeah, there'd be a moment there. I feel like during our blowbang, where I'd be like, what the fuck? Somebody would have noticed,

you know what I mean? I bet they got around that by only circumcised. Starlight would have noticed. How do you circumcise a man made of steel? He's basically Superman. You can't circumcised him. Size him. Oh, well, I guess I didn't consider that.

Yeah. Then they would have to have been blown at different times. Yeah. That would have been, that'd be one of the annoying things about being like Superman is things like shaving, you know. I see him sometimes in the comics, he like shoots his laser eyes at the mirror and bounces it back and burns off his own facial hair. But it's like, I'm not buying it. I don't think that's how that word. The science guy says it's possible.

He says that sometimes if you want to damage a really hard thing and there's nothing harder than that, you can use like a grinding wheel type thing, like a, you know, an angle grinder. and it can beat surfaces that are even harder than the disc but of course it's destructive for the disc but it eventually gets the job done and he thinks that's how Superman shapes I always saw him use his laser eyes to like bounce off the mirror and like burn his own

beard off that would take a lot of control hey Superman actually no he wouldn't because if you miss it's like I'm Superman like that's good I'm really good at looking at things. That's all he do.

Yeah, Superman's a little bit overpowered, you know. The fact that you can look at anything and it dies is a bit hard to get away from. Like any fight he's in, it's just like, eh, you're dead. It really lowers the stakes. I see you, you're dead. They move the speed of light. What are you going to do?

You can't have superheroes be too powerful. If Homelander is just Superman, then that doesn't. He's not. He's definitely a, he's a much weaker Superman. And also a stupider Superman and a less skilled Superman. He doesn't know to fight. Because he's so powerful, he has

no skill at fighting. Why would he? He just punches. People explode when he hits them. He pulls people's hearts and spines out of their bodies at will. So he doesn't know how to fight. And most attacks he can just tank. You know, he literally lets you hit him and says, see how ineffective

that was. Now my turn. That's his fighting style. It's a good show, though. I'm looking forward to it. I'm definitely going to be watching it every time it comes out. I know that I haven't watched it since season one or maybe even two, but season four from is coming out. And bear with me here. Bear with me. Hear me out.

I have this theory that once it's all out, binge watching it, it won't be so infuriating. You know, if you go week to week with them asking questions and never answering them, that's infuriating. But if I can binge watch this thing and it's like, oh, all right, they finally got there. Took them 12 hours, but they got there. I think I could watch it and enjoy it. So I'm waiting on all of that to come out years from now or whatever. But season four is coming out of that.

The Boys is finishing up. And what else? Invincible. That's coming at some point. Definitely looking forward to that. I love Invincible. I love Invincible so much. That last season, a lot of shows like peak at season one.

and they get their audience caught, and then season two, three, and four are like lesser versions. Steady decline. And it's almost designed that way, you know, for viewer retention and for cost, benefit.

With Invincible, like the animation isn't, animation's expensive and it takes a long time. So I definitely have seen like some animation stuff that isn't as great as I would love it to be, but the story's great. The story's so good. It's acting.

the voice actor animated. So a lot of times with the cartoon, at least I expect the actors to be people I've, like there's no star power. If you got Henry Cavill to voice someone, it doesn't have the star power that Henry

Cavill would normally have. But they get like top actors. The guy that plays the Nazi in Oz, who's J.K. Simmons. J.K. Simmons is in it. Glenn from the Walking Dead is in it.

Stephen Wynn. There's a lot of actors that you know who are in this thing. I got the list here. So Stephen, I think it's Y-E-U-N, or it's Y-E-U-N. I don't ever pronounce this fucking name. Lauren Cohen, who I think is Maggie from the Walking Dead, played War Woman. Okay.

We don't know that. Walton Goggins is a main character. He's there every episode of Cecil. Seth Rogan is a semi-main character. plays Alan the Alien. Zachary Quinto is in it. Michael Cuttitz is in it. Who's Omni Man?

That's J.K. Simmons. Okay. Who's Conquest? For some reason, I thought he was a big guy. Is that Negan? Yeah, that's Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Damn. These are actually, you know. Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad. He played PowerPets. Let's see. Justin Roylan has a character, just as some minor character, though.

That doesn't count. Clancy Brown. You won't know Clancy Brown's name, but if you look at a picture of him, you'd be like, oh, that guy. He plays Damien Darkblood. Michael Dorn,

who plays Wharf and Star Trek, has that really great voice. He's Battle Beast. Oh, I didn't know that. I wonder if you're an actor, if you ask for less money when you do voice acting. It seems like he's your gig.

If you could just show up in your sweatpants, you know, talking to the mic. Now, it takes talent. I'm not saying he's not talented, but I think it's easier for an actor to do off-camera work. Maybe they're like, just do it cheaper

because it's nicer. It's a good job. It's a lot more comfortable to do, I'm sure. Just being able to like you said, to just be in casual clothes in a sound booth, acting with the guy, but not having to worry about like, there's no camera. And it's a lot cheaper to do another take, right? Because there's no camera.

We can go all day here having this argument together until it's just right. Jeffrey Dean Morgan stole the show last season. That put new breath into the show. The conquest fight scene. Conquest is so scary. Taylor, this show doesn't have like plot armor.

So during this conquest fight where this big bad alien comes down to beat up our hero, I'm a little nauseous by the end of it with worry. I'm literally like a little bit sick to my stomach with worry for my character because he's mutilating our guy.

Like he's going from like main character to main character mutilating them. He's tearing people's faces off. He's there's guts hanging out. He's, he's stretching this little kid apart. Like literally tearing him apart. He's like, first your vertebrae start to separate. Then the skin begins to tear. Oh, I'm going to love this.

I'm going to drink your blood. And it's like, fuck, this guy's the worst. He's like a bad guy. He is a bad guy. opens up about how he's lonely. You know, like Kyle tells a story better than I can, but he's like, I don't even have a name. Just a purpose. I'm confessed.

And he's like, I was too good at my job. No one likes me. Everyone's scared of me. And he's fighting our boy. Our boy. He's like a teenager doing his best against this man. And Vilter might get stronger. And he goes, take it to your grave.

And start choking the life out of a minute. I think he's going to kill Mark. Does Mark make it out? I don't know spoilers. I don't want to spoil that. There's a rape coming next season if they follow the comics. That's going to be pretty awkward. Who is the victim?

I don't want to spoil it because it's spoiler. Is it complex? Somebody's getting raped and it's off-putting. You'll see. I know this. I don't think this is a huge spoiler, but our main character's girlfriend gets pregnant and she gets fat. and our main character

like totally into it. Likes that. Like he likes him thick. He likes some thick and dump. I think it's a funny plot point. Got it from a mama. Dude, I hope they don't make her fat.

First of all, she's hot. She's like the, she's, she's, she's like a redhead that's a superhero that can change matter

and then she's just hot. She's very sexy lady. I could use a little nudity in this show too. I'd see some anime titties. I'd appreciate the hell out of that. She gets naked. all the time. But yeah, she's in the comics.

She doesn't just get caked up. She gets, like, we need some Zempic. We need to do something about this. It makes me wonder what her superpowers even are. Like, once you alter the matter in your ass, lady, that's, that's too much. You know what I mean? Like, she gets big. So I hope they don't do that. Why would have matter anyway? They don't, this is one of those shows that, oh, no, this is animated, so they probably don't show tits anymore. No, they don't, which is a downer. Like, Japanese anime shows titties. I can't remember what I've been watching,

but I've been watching, like anime movies from the 90s, like, like, I don't know, they're Apple Seed or something or ghost in the machine, ghost,

ghost in the machine or something. I've been watching a bunch of them. I don't know the names, but like, there'll be some titties in there. I'm like, all right. Okay.

I appreciate a little anime pus. You know, just a little. Real enough. She does get too heavy. Too heavy. I can't tell which of these images are like, fan images and which ones are from the comic.

Yeah, if you go down that, route there's a lot of what is it rule 34 yeah there's a lot of invincible um uh pornography there's some enthusiastic people out there i appreciate the hell out of that you know like that's that's a fan base that's that's that's under the universe and other and other properties i i like that you got some horny fans for your product and they're always making the characters fuck i could do without the simpson stuff it's always incest yeah and it's yeah there's plenty of characters like there are many you could say

like they're I've seen some more millhouse always have to be incest I've seen some more millhouse they should stick to SpongeBob like normal people they give Millhouse blue pubic hair every time

every fucking time takes me right out of it do they ever have Millhouse's dad in there no is he ever like a cog no he's he's trying to fuck like I don't know

someone in his his race car bed. Do you have a race car bed, Homer? See, I transitioned to comedy. Like, this is funny now. I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Yeah. Race car bed.

Like, what does he sound like again? I don't like that. Yeah, he's one of the sadder characters. You know, that's pretty sad stuff. I'm never going back to that show. I thought there was something else that comes out. It doesn't cross my universe really. Like, I don't

see the Simpsons. I don't even know, is it Hulu? I'm not using Hulu. Hulu Disney. My Hulu has ads, so I don't watch it at all. Oh, well, is not my bag. So, beef season, I think beef

is coming out again. That's the cooking show that I like a lot. Where they take cooking way too seriously. It's a meltdown every time. Euphoria season three. That's going to happen. For all you gooners out there, Euphoria Season 3 is coming out.

And I'm going to let you know, Sydney Sweeney, her star has risen. And her character this season is an only fans model. That's her gig. So the whole season is just about Sidney doing only fans. So in the promo that I saw, it's her dressed up as some kind of an animal.

I couldn't tell. It had a tail in ears, like maybe a dog, maybe a raccoon or something. And she's just like twerk it, just shaking her ass at the camera in a thong. We're going to see a lot of Sydney Sweeney this year.

I'm pumped for that. And maybe some of Zendaya, I don't really care either way. I'm not that into her. Euphoria's sex is disturbing, though. Like it's Sydney Sweeney's character, for example, her boyfriend really liked the idea that she was a virgin before she had sex with him. This is like paramount to him. It's this big thing that she's, but it's not the truth.

The truth is when she was like 14, she took a vacation to Mexico and fucked some guy in his mid-40s. And I'm like, this just feels wrong. This is Epstein shit. What? What is Trump in the show? Which part didn't you like? The rape? What rape? It's Mexico. What happens down in Mexico?

Stay is in Mexico. You know that song? That's not a song. No, I don't know that song. It's a country song. For a second, I was like, Me? No. No. There's no. There's no. Oh, you don't think so? No, I didn't think so. I thought you made it up. Now I'm now, I'm telling it. Rest in peace, Mr. Toby Keith, but here's a real banger right here. What happens down in Mexico? And, you know, the music video begins with like, you know, like big titty bitches. And asses, like zooming right in on them. But they didn't care back then. No, I'm okay with that. Well, this show is all about banging teenagers. This video, I should say.

show. Like you've been pumping up euphoria for years and my reaction has always been isn't that the show about high schoolers like getting raped and fucking each other? And you're like, oh my gosh. Yes, it's the best. Aren't they all like 30 years old? Yes. They're in their 20s and they're doing the show. How old is it? You know what show is pretty banging for sex scenes

shameless? You said it was season three. But I feel like I remember you talking about this show way more than three years ago. Apparently it takes a decade to make show. They're doing the Stranger Things schedule where they let those kids like hit 35 then wrap it. Yeah, but they were kids to begin with. Like Zendaya is 29.

I think Sydney Sweeney is something similar. You know, they started when they're 20, they were playing teenagers when they're in their 20, when they're 25 years old or something like that. Which is how it should be. Yeah, that's how it should be. It's how it should be partly because people age. Like Tom Holland, to me anyway, who doesn't see faces well, looks roughly the same he did 10 years ago, right?

But you hire a 14 year old to play a 14 year old. And then he turns 19 and he's so different. But he's supposed to be 15 this year. It doesn't work. That's what I'm worried about egg in the night of the seven kingdoms. I'm like, thank you guys you get on this. That dude's little. Like don't have him showing up being some bald 15 year old man with a goate next season.

Like he's supposed to be like nine or. or 11 or something, like barely at the cusp of puberty. Let's have him still be that. I hope they're producing that next season already. Oh, shit. That actor's 12. Yeah. Actually, he'll turn 12 in September.

So he will be changing. I'm looking for what else. That's only supposed to be like two seasons, right? Maybe three if they do one. They literally said they could do 30 years worth of seasons for that show. That was literally what they said. They were like, we could do 30 seasons of this. You know, there's three books.

Every season, they tell 10 minutes of story. Exactly. I'm tired of getting edged. Yeah, there's three books. I don't know if there's any short stories that, like, add on to the tale of Sir Duncan. I know that he's the kind of guy that does that, right? He writes tons of background that doesn't even get published. That's just there.

So I don't know. I like that show a lot. That's one of the best new shows I've seen in a while. Yeah, for sure. By far it was the best new show I've seen in a while. But I also watched it all in one evening because it was all out. Actually, no, I haven't seen the last season or the last episode, rather, of this season. I think that came out while I was on vacation.

But I've seen everything else. Pretty good. I didn't mind. Pretty good. This is the Sir Duncan finale. The Sir Duncan finale. Yeah. Yeah, I low your expectations.

Nothing happens. It's utterly garbage. Oh, that's disappointing. Stuff happens. Stuff happens. There's some fun moments. There's some little interpersonal stuff that, you know, there's some stuff. That's right.

I wanted to see a little. I wanted to see him get manhandled a little less in that fight in the most recent episode I saw where like he's getting. I would have liked to have seen the fight. Bear me out. Fear me out. I can't argue with that. Cover 85% of the camera, then smear mud on the remaining part and film it through that.

I don't know why they did that. I don't know why they did that. Because they gave all their money to House of the Dragon. Maybe so. But still, it seems like they could have done a better job at showing that fight. I was a little bit annoyed by it. But I love the character so much.

I look forward to more of them. The interactions between the kid and Duncan or dunk or whatever are just gold. Every time that kid opens his mouth, I'm into it. He's a good actor. He's funny. And I like the pairing of the two. I like how the season ended even. I didn't mind that at all.

I'm looking forward to more of that. I'm never going to forgive them for Game of Thrones. But I will watch this. And I bet there's going to be more Game of Thrones content now. I've watched that, and it's not bad. It's just not great. Sometimes it's good. it's never awful

and it's never great there's a Matt Smith who used to play Doctor Who you know that British actor who's kind of tall and gangly I love him and everything he does and he's a badass in this show

an incestuous uncle like with a cool sport the ultimate badass architect dude yeah he's getting that lawn pussy dude all right like I don't know how old the little girl version

of the queen is she's definitely jailbate but real cutie and then and then they cast you know the older version of her and they nail it it's like oh my god

that's I that's what you were you're probably gonna look like her did you were you sitting on your couch when they like aged her up were you booing booing boo? I almost put a whole show

let me just say this like after the first season or whatever when you're like you get to know the little girl actor again I don't know how old she is she could be 25 she looks 15 to 17 though. She's such a good actress too. Little kid actors are rare in my opinion. I often see them

and they completely take me out of something, especially if they have to emote or show fear or react to a scary situation realistically. Like kids scream and run and cry and it's like you're not doing it. You're not a good actor. She's so good and she's got this smarmy kind of like, I don't know, attitude to her that's really like rambunctious and fun to be part of. And she's a queen or she's wanting to be a queen. I like that show. I just don't think it's great. It's definitely worth to watch, in my opinion. It's not that bad.

I don't even mind. And you know me, I don't like it when they start adding black characters that shouldn't be there, but these kind of make sense. It's like they married a black family of people that are from like another island or some shit. And they even gave them the white dreadlocks,

which I kind of appreciate. Like when they like enter, when they have kids and stuff, they're like black kids with white dreads. It's like, Okay, there's a Targaryen blacks. I get that. Meanwhile, I mean, that implies something pretty rough happens between that show and Game of Thrones. Yeah, where they all go, right?

Where do they all go? You know, not only the dragons went extinct. Also, all the blacks. Like, sink all the boats or something. Like, have them, I don't know. Maybe the dragons take out the boats. The Angels, the first men, and the Ku Klux Klan came in. And, well, one thing led to another.

You haven't even had voodoo rangers yet. I'm slurring my speech. I'm sorry. That's going to be so funny if you decide on that as your drink. You are going to hate it. You'll hate it. I wouldn't drink them. I've been told by a professional peanut that it tastes good.

Think about what you're saying, though. What if you were told by a professional? What am I saying? No, if a professional race car driver told you that this is a good job, driver for you. Meanwhile, and the clutch is like 25 pounds, and it's hard to control in the corners. Like, yeah, it's a great car. You're like, I'm not an F1

driver. Oh, that's right. You're not an alcoholic. And Bert Pena is. He gets drunk every day. That's an alcoholic. Like, I'm not hating on it. I think you're underestimating how funny he is. I'm not. I'm not.

Like, I've estimated that accurately and never watched again. again i i'm glad he's doing well for himself but that ain't my condo it's fine i'm on a cut and he talks about burgers like they're the i don't even like hamburgers that much i haven't had one 2024 maybe it was my last hamburger and uh and and even that's only because like i was driving and i'm not even sure if you told me it was actually 23 i'd be like yeah it sounds right so but he makes me want one he the way that he sali he talks about them like they're the like god's gift they're not that bad for you

if you get lean ground beef you know they're not bad for you at all the problem is like like i do smash burgers i did a smash burger last week um you know i got the griddle and i've got that like smushy thing you put in and just i smush it so flat that it's all feathery at the ends and it gets very crispy and that myard reaction takes over things all burnt and brown and delicious so good so fucking good these are awesome but if you use lean ground beef like it's no worse for you than anything else. You know, it doesn't have a lot of fat in there. The calories are pretty kept under control.

You just don't put mayo on there and that burgers healthy. Burgers are perfectly healthy. If you've got like 97% lean ground beef, they're just not going to be as taste. They're just not nearly as good as an 80-20 burger, obviously. 75. Now we're getting gluttonous. Look, if you're going to do it, you do it right.

Like, if you're going to eat one burger every five years. This guy eats one burger every half decade. All right. Let's give him a 75-25 cut. Now, or, you know, even Woody knowing that, like, I bet I bring our burger average up enough, like, between the three of us that, like, it's, it would be, if we average, you'd be eating a burger a week. It's like that stat where, like, LeBron James. I love burgers. I literally, the whole first week I was here, I was just eating seafood. I'm like, I'm not going to eat. anything that's not caught close. Like I'm asking for the fresh catch and their specials and everything because I want to

take advantage of it while I'm here. And then just a few days ago, I was just like, I need like a regular. Oh, I want to know. I'm so invested in this conversation. He'll be back. He'll be back. He'll be back. But I'm back.

Okay. So I went to this burger place here on the resort to just try and find a regular cheeseburger to cleanse my pal. just back to like mainland America. And they even had some sort of like fancy pants aoli with like onion or garlic aoli on there. And they didn't offer like raw onion slices. And I was like, hey, brother, can you like give me just a regular onion slice on that too? Just like a raw onion like a traditional burger.

And he's like, yeah, yeah. So you want that to replace the aoli? And I'm like, well, that's, I guess if that's the choice, can we do both? We have both of those on there? And he was like, yeah. And so then it was just a normal, normal ass burger brought me back to life. Help me so much. I mean, burgers are great.

There's no way this was anything, you know, healthier than a 75-25. But sometimes you need that. Yeah, usually it's 80, 20 at most places. They're not bad for you. Like, if you look at the calories that are in there and the and everything, they're not that gluttonous. It's the, if you get crazy with mayo, mayo and butter, stuff like that, so calorie dense. Yeah.

You save like 150, 200 calories on restaurant burgers if you go no mayonnaise. Just doing that. So there's a pro tip. But then you don't have mayonnaise. Yeah. I don't. Mandaise isn't good enough to be worth the 200 calories. I'm not thirsting for a turkey burger with no mayo.

Get the fuck out of your shit. Oh, well, a turkey burger? Oh, I kind of exaggerated. But like, you guys are like, you know what? You could get a burger. you all like if you want to try it. No, you can though. Like, you know, it's just, you don't do the super high fat beef and you mash it.

And, you know, a little mustard has no calories. Mustard is literally that threshold of having no calories. Pickles are the same thing. Lettuce are the same thing. Tomatoes pretty damn close. Onions are pretty damn close. All these are like no calorie or five calorie toppings. As long as you don't go crazy with the bun, you can have some, you can make yourself a burger and it's perfectly healthy.

Actually, the buns one of my least favorite parts of the burger. I, it dominates the taste. It dominates the thickness. Like a big bun, like a home bun. Nah, I need a burger on something that both won't get soggy and disgusting, but isn't a third of the burger or half of the burger, the bun. Yeah. You could do a, you can do like a Peter wrap like thing.

You could do like a chopped cheese and like a Euro wrap. That would be good. That's where you like take, you just take a cheeseburger and you just take a cheeseburger and you dice it all up once you've like melted the cheese on the burger in the pan. With onions and stuff, you just chop it all and mix it all together and make it homogenous. Then throw that in like a Euro wrap with some lettuce and tomato. Maybe go full Greek with some Suzuki. That'd be good.

Zizaki's the answer to like the healthy man's answer to mayo. There's almost no calories in Suzuki. It's Greek yogurt and cucumbers and spices. Yeah. Zizki sauce is good. I don't know if it fully covers the mayo. No. For most people.

No, mayo's the best. I love mayo. I usually make a burger sauce. It takes, you know, it's mayo and mustard and relish and something like that. When I've been making burgers at home, I've been, I've upgraded to like the whole grain mustard. Like not none of that, none of that French is anymore. I do animal style. I want the kind where I can see the little granules of the mustard in there. That's where you get the flavor. I like that. Hold on a second. Animal style is one of my favorites. What's Kyle talking about? that's what we put on weird mask and fuck it's it's uh you take the burger and uh you throw some mustard on on the uh on the paddy on the griddle and uh when you flip it over with the mustard and uh it kind of burns in yeah it like cooks in there it's real good it's what in and out does with their burgers

and then there's lots of sauce i don't know what else is on there um Last time I did burgers, that's what I did, though. I did the mustard on the burger, on the griddle and everything. I've got one of those big cast iron, like flat tops for my stove. And I got a laser thermometer so it could get at the exact right temperature. So I make a really good burger. I love burgers. I just don't eat them very much.

I'd rather eat a hot dog than a hamburger, though. That's where I'm probably going to differ with you. I'd rather have a chili cheese dog or a chili dog with, like, mustard, and raw onions than a burger. Hmm You know, at first I thought that was insane But I could see that One thing Hot dogs have like a skin on them

That makes them more like I don't get those I don't get the natural casings Really So that's together They like form it into its shape In some sort of mold And it stays that way

Like I think the higher quality weaners Are you use natural casings Which are pig intestines I believe most of the time, but I don't like that snap. I really don't. I find it to be disgusting, and it's like such an extra chew.

I'm like, but powering through, like the skin. I don't want that. I want an Oscar Meyer weiner or a Hebrew National or a Nathan's. Or a Nathan's.

Like any of those. But I want a beef, no casing hot dog, mustard and chili, and that's probably it. Maybe some syracha. She liked to cover it when you put a high quality meter

weener in your mouth? With mustard. You cover it. You don't take it raw, the high quality weiner. No, no raw dogging for me. No, right. It's not safe. Not in Atlanta. It's, it's accessible here. I can only imagine. Yeah, Zach, pull up the SPD ratings for the country.

You're going to find a big red spot here in Atlanta. Really? You guys are dire straits? We are rife with the clap. Just, just everybody here's sick. Everybody's dripping. I hope Zach. I'm telling you. Everybody's DECs here's burn up like a Cheeto, dude. Like Coochies dripping.

Just everybody's in a mess. There must be a shortage of penicillin here or something. These people are fucked. You hand them out. You are doing a fourth in the nation. Is that what I'm seeing? Okay. Well played.

Well played. And we're more populous than I think most of those other states. We're definitely more populous than New Mexico and Louisiana and Mississippi and Arkansas. It must be per capita. because Alaska's number one. There you go. Then that really speaks to Georgia because I think our population is like 13 million or something. I'm not sure about that number.

I think there's like four or five million in the Atlanta metro area. That's a little less than 50% of the whole state. Look at the clap belt. Like Louisiana's three. Mississippi's two. Bama's 11, not doing their thing, keeping it in the family. George's 4, South Carolina, North Carolina. We got the clap belt right there.

Yeah, it makes sense. I could show you another map about some other stuff that looks exactly the same, but has nothing to do with SDDs. I'm surprised Florida's not doing better. Who are the top ones? Who are our winners? Vermont, New Hampshire, West Virginia. Oh, that's what you mean by Toplin.

Yeah, Northeast. Jersey 41, keeping it clean. I feel like Kentucky's so low because of lack of testing. They're just going full. They're just going full like wild west syphilis, like Al Capone syphilis. They don't even care. I think that's anti-Kentuckiest of you. You've been to Kentucky?

Honestly, this kind of resembles a red state versus blue state thing. Of course it is. Yeah, it's education, it's income, and it's demographics. And social services. California and New York, pretty low. But then you got Georgia, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma. Bible Belt.

Big with syphilis. Rife with it. Lousy with it. I love that phrase saying it's going to be lousy. I saw, I was watching CNN this morning at like 4 a.m. And they were like, Texas 23rd heating up with guntuber Brandon Herrera facing off against Tony. And it's like, there's Brandon on CNN. I was like, oh, that's.

That's awesome. They seem to think he's got a really good shot. I think they're going to a runoff. I think he lost again. Brandon did by like 1,400 votes or something. Like he had 14. When I saw. Yeah, I thought he won a tiny bit.

Oh, he won. Okay. He beat like the establishment guy who's got millions. Maybe I was looking at last cycles lost to him then. Because I thought I saw him losing by a few hundred votes. But I thought that like somebody didn't have a feral. or a majority or whatever's required and they were going to do a runoff. This was the runoff?

I don't think so. I have them ahead by 900 votes. They have roughly 23,000 each. Okay. And I think there's going to be a, yeah, there's going to be a runoff. It says here. So the guy he's running against really kind of tanked it. He had an affair with his intern or staffer, staffer, I think, to the point that like she went off the reservation

and burned herself to death? It's hard to connect those two. I haven't seen, like, I don't know what the connection is between those two events. She definitely had an affair with him, and she definitely burned herself alive. I haven't seen anyone conclusively draw a connection to those two events.

And when you search this online, people are like, people are suggesting that Brandon is trying to connect the two events where there is no connection, or perhaps that his campaign is, or his supporters are. What's the timing work on that? because I thought like

she kind of, hey Harley. What the fuck are you doing here? Yo. This is how these people are. They just pop in on you. Let's do four hours starting now. Let's do four hours. Rake fucking now.

Let's go. I miss my dinner reservation. What dinner reservation? You have dinner reservations? He's in Hawaii? In Hawaii. Yeah, that's why it's still bright. And you're doing this fucking gay podcast?

when you were in Hawaii? Well, I was in Hawaii last week, too. This podcast, by. It's minus 60 degrees out here. It's freezing. That's why I'm here. I have no life out of this. Hawaii, you should be getting some sun on that dent in your ass.

We've, again, we've Bulgarian split squad our way out of the dent. It's largely gone now. It's only if I push hard with a knuckle that I can feel where the segment in the muscle is. But I'll turn to the side in the bathroom sometimes. Like I'm a pretty girl. I'm a lit rolling. Yeah, dog hair.

I just looked at it there on the camera. I look like a fucking, it's one thing to come in here. Jewish. I can't come in here like a sloppy Jew. No, Harley, are you playing marathon? I have to know. Yes. Good.

Are you poorly? Yes. Yeah. It's for real gamers, eh? Yeah. For real gamers that love sweating and they're serious about it. I'll just say this. Footsteps are really quiet in that game.

And my whole shooter style involves like setting up fights to my advantage. And I am getting, and the time to kill is really quick. Footsteps are really quiet. And I'm, for whatever reason, the first guy of the other team always sees. Yeah. I'm dead. Yeah. Yeah, I've been doing free loadout or whatever sponsored kit

Back to back in that. I, And I literally wait. It's pretty gross. I just wait and then I hear shooting. And then I'm like, oh, I'm going to go there.

Can you back track camp in that game? Kind of, they move around a bit. I don't know how they move around or what the deal is. But it's hard to camp because the AI might, might shoot at you, but you could wait. It's hard.

really make the game shitty though. If you were to camp the extract, you'd likely make noise when you have to defend yourself against the AI. And two, the extract disappears. Like Harley said, I haven't figured out where it's got. I ran to one and got there and it was gone. I was like, oh, when did that happen? Did it happen because someone else used it or time passed?

I still don't know. Yeah. What is this Hawaiian internet or is he cranking his hog right now? Where do you go? He's had issues with his internet like, uh, positive. from time to time has he had issues with his hog no i i found it dude it's the heart as a rock and appropriate length and girth he had some diarrhea oh he did have diarrhea from what he had a little honeymoon diarrhea that's all mhm catch me up on the lore he's married again yes for now for now

shit kyle we're like getting fucking lapped here we're fucking getting smoking this shit. Yep. I'm happy to be lapped. I just, you know, he seems to, you know, it's kind of hard to joke about this or talk about it in a serious way because clearly, because you like it. Cursed it last time? You guys cursed it last time? I did not curse it. Well, first of all, I don't, I'm not taking the L on that. She takes the L on that last one. Okay, I didn't do that. She did that. You know, I just don't think it's a good idea to enter into like a binding legal government. deal with a woman under any circumstances. I'm not even talking about marriage. I wouldn't want to get into an LLC with a lady, like much less a marriage. You wouldn't take the meeting with Oprah? I'd take the meeting with Oprah.

What if it's on an island with Bill Gates? All the better. Is Stedman going to be there? Because if he's not, I'm moving in. I'd be all over Oprah. She got that Ozzympic. She's looking all right. Black don't crack.

What she, 55, 60? I can hit that. No, I feel like she's got to be older. I'm guessing she's close to 70 bit. She don't look at, Zach, show me new Oprah. Show me Ozmpic. 72. 72.

Actually, this is getting better. You have to, what, marry her for four years? Billionaires. That's a billionaireist right there, all right? Can you imagine how the black community would feel if a cracker moved in, got that pre-up, got half, got her whole wealth after she passed? Oh, set the scales back. It'd be like you heard April.

Oprah, it married this, this white dude from a racist podcast. Yeah, white nationalist. Yeah. I'd make her like start the show up. It'd be like Mori Povich. I'd horn in all the time. Yeah, I'd ruin her legacy. It'd be great.

That picture, that's hot enough. You could speed run ruining that legacy. You could speed run any percent. That legacy is built. on fucking, like, midgets and prostitution and bullshit. Her show back in the day wasn't this part.

Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, didn't they all come from her? Yes. And, like, but, like, her OG show out of Chicago, it was like the Mori Poput show or the, who was the, this is one of your people, Harley, who was the,

um, oh, shit. Who was the really trashy daytime show with the, Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer. Yeah. Um, Big Jay. He was Jewish?

Very. Show us a picture of Jerry Springer. You've got to, you need to do that like, know your enemy. One of those World War II. They show you like what a German's helmet looks like or what a Japs like fucking uniform looks like. Taylor, you got married again?

Yep. What colors her skin? She is white. Boring. Coward. Boring. Boring. Boring.

You never thought what kind of cute Asian baby you could have made? No, it really wasn't. It really wasn't. No. You didn't think about the baby? He didn't weren't. What would you think were you like, we could make a hockey player?

What kind of kid do you think you're going to bake up with this one? Are you going to have a kid? Hopefully. And hopefully hockey would be my, would be my sport of choice, my pick. But if they're like. working on making a kid right now?

Like, well, not right now, but like this week. I mean, I'm, I'm firing off. Like, I'm not. I bet you are. I bet you are. My theory was you just stepped away to go fire one off. That's why the camera was off, right? I mean, at least some of the dark side fill.

Darkside fill you jerked off right there in the chair. Yeah. Did he do that? Yeah, he did. He jerked off on. before his stream started it had the countdown and he was like oh

you gotta get the mind right like but you literally saw him he was like uh came hard I was like I'd have to take party pills to come as hard as he was if I were pre-stream

if I was one of the streamer girls if I was one of those Twitch streamer girls who was trying to like transition into only fans or trying to like get somebody to bite on my only fans that'd be the move to pretend like you're actually accidentally like up to no good, like maybe even masturbating below the camera line, but like, oh, did you guys see me doing that? I didn't know my camera was on. I'm so embarrassed. That girl had

sex on stream. Oh, no, dude. The reaction tuber like this face is. I do not want to stream on post nut clarity. Just like, man, everybody hates me. That's your post nut clarity. Jesus. I have that when I'm stone so many times. I'll be stone streaming and then it'll be the middle of the night. And then I'm like, oh, I forgot I was streaming. Oh my God. Is everyone okay? And in my head, I'm like, was that entertainment?

I couldn't, I couldn't have possibly been doing entertainment for the last 30 minutes. I forgot I was here. Didn't talk for a cool half hour. Like I didn't. And I was like, like gaming mode. Do you see this? Do you see this? Darkside Phil

this video here he unintentionally did the funniest coolest most avant-garde thing I've seen in the streaming video game streaming world next level experimental type shit he got the virtual boy

which is a 3D virtual headset failure of a thing and I guess he didn't think about this 40 year old console isn't going to be available on on streaming, but he still stuck his face in it and verbally narrated what he was doing for everyone.

And it's actually fucking hilarious. It's like, like, 993, by the way. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm going into the bill,

I'm going to the room here and there's lava on the floor. I jumped over it. I jumped and dashed over the next one. There's a lucky cat. I picked it up. Oh, I lost my power up. No,

I touched it. I got it again. You can get it. again and it's only him like looking in the virtual boy it is so fucking insane if i didn't know if i didn't know that this is the same guy that jerked off on camera unknowingly i'd be like that's the smartest creator out there right now that guy's the commentary that he is that he's literally he's making like streaming a radio show yeah yeah he can just lie it might not even be turned on you know what I mean

I defeated the boss in two moves. I gave the enemies with the body splice. All right. Level two. Oh, high school. World high score. All right. There's a question mark block below me, but I don't know how to break it.

It's in the ground. I don't know how to do it. Is this like weird? Is this crazy that he did this? Power up. And he's not going to do it. Dash, I can break blocks.

He already paid for the virtual board before he realized that he couldn't stream it properly. And he was like, this is. Oh, not. He's a right off. He's a lot of you guys like it or not.

I'm doing it. He was mad. Matt, he was like, wow, Nintendo not servicing their, they're never chill like that, servicing their community. Like, why wouldn't they let it? And it's like, dude, it doesn't have AV cables? Would Nintendo do that? Why would Nintendo make the virtual voice?

I, for sure, could figure it out in 10 minutes if I was there. I think I just, I think I just did. I bet it's got, like, it's got those old, like, AV cables, whatever they're called. I don't know if it goes to a TV, that thing. But the three cables, you know, they're like white and red and yellow. or whatever. I bet it's those. Composite tables, right? But they don't, it doesn't go out of the virtual boy to an external monitor. There's no out on the virtual boy, you know?

You could get a splitter so that like one signals go into the headset and the other sets go into like some sort of capitol. You'd have to get access into the headset to do that. Oh. There's no like it's, because it's, it's 3D in there. It's like a 3D screen. There's no wire. It's one. Yeah. There's no like console it's attaching to. But he probably still should have like put a camera pointed in there or something. Well, his head's in there. Like he should have written the whole thing off

And said this is this this won't work Yeah Yeah right But he's like I already spent $17999 I'm gonna write this off of my tax He was like I gotta do it Or everyone's just gonna laugh at me And it worked out

That was pretty funny Like just describing Just what's happening to you in a game It's a hilarious move Just lie your ass off Just have the best game ever I saw a guy way way back Like maybe like six years ago or something

he had a little pocket circle makeup mirror that he folded up a mirror and he put it on the right side of his TV on the shelf there and he like took an iPhone and filmed his TV and in the little pocket mirror it was angled at his face so it was like a bunk ass picture and picture of his head and he was doing commentary while gaming and he's like in the mirror in the shot it was genius yeah yeah I mean, everybody does the second camera. That guy thought he thought of something new. Yeah, he did the, he was on the hustle.

He innovating. You know, you do what you got at DSP. That was an accident. He didn't innovate. He was just so retired that he literally happened to be awesome and genius and funny and cool and smart for a second. I think you hit. the nail on the head very avant-garde, which is a very high-brow way to describe someone going,

oh, I can butt slam now. I got my, oh, I refound my power. You guys are all going to have to take my word for it. I'm planning to play this for the next six hours. I had, I've been on the after dark show on the H-3 channel during this podcast, and it's like 80% a female demographic, it seems. So I'm sorry, guys, if you do a hilarious mock Chinese accent, I'm going to have to hold my laughter in. Because I am, once again, I'm an ally. And I don't think that stuff is funny.

All that racist stuff you guys do and all the Jewish and homo stuff you guys do. But having said all that, I've been in that, don't worry. I did. You can still do it. You can still. I put, I was on that, that podcast and it's a female demographic. And so there's some things that I haven't been tidy about or, or like run a tight chip on. And one of them was I woke up this morning and on their subreddit.

They were like, oh, Harley's a chill guys. I went over and looked at his Instagram and it was like my reposts. And it was some like huge titted woman on all fours. And they're like, because like I'm, I'm new to that scene there. So they're like, oh, what's this guy's deal? And I go there and it's just a woman on all fours with heavy knockers. And I'll be honest, swear, don't, don't know how that happened. Have you ever reposted anything on Instagram?

Who does that? Right? I've never posted anything on Instagram. You don't have Instagram, Woody? I have an account so I could look at these acrobatic paragliders but I don't like It's not for just cool shit like that

Yeah They're like But I don't But I don't think I mean I don't know I don't know Sorry I've been drinking

It is Kyle. Kyle would rather you be posting girls on all fours with heavy knockers. Very quickly. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, I like that when they're all fours and they're really hang,

really hang. That's a big fan of that. I want to get in there like a fucking, like a farmer. She was doing yoga in the post. She was in yoga in the post, but the knockers were hanging so heavy how you were describing it, that there was no denying that I couldn't be like.

What? We make fun of a lot of it. No, it's not there. I woke up and I saw it on the subreddit and like, I had like people messaging me being like, yo, you might want to check your repost there. And I was like,

what? I'm like, who is this? I went to the page that I repost. I was like, when did this happen? Cranked my hog and then unreposted it. Yeah.

Well played. I could even get in some who cow stuff. That's when we started out kind of laughing at. That's like like a who cow. is like a human cow hybrid kind of fetish thing where they take these these big titted chicks and they like dress them up like cows. They'll put that bell around their neck like cows have

and they'll put like cow ears and like Holstein patterned like lingerie. And then they'll put them in like milking devices. Like like the same like milker they put on like cows industrially. That thing goes, see, I thought I was freaky. Then I hear how you speak and I'm like, I guess I'm just a regular guy. Yeah, yeah.

It's like vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, you're a vanilla bean, you know, like, like, you got these little speckles in there. It's, it's a little luxurious, but, but nothing weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe like a little, like a couple, a couple sprinkles, maybe. Oh, yeah. Definitely vanilla. That's more LGBT, I think, when you throw the sprinkles on. Jesus Christ, oh, that's true.

I'm on the WhoCal subreddit. Can't you just be into hairy women like a normal person? Dude, this hairy women do not do anything for me. I like hairy women, Woody? Yeah, he likes some beefed up and Harry. What do you mean? Like if they got like a like a happy trail, like a man, he's like that's high T. That's high sex drive.

Like he likes Italian women, I'm sure. I feel like he grew up around Italian women and Jewish women where they got that wispy mustache by the time they turned 27. And he's just been programmed by it, you know? You know what I'm talking about. Muscular and Alvin. Kyle, can you do some more psychoanalyzing? I'm growing here.

I just know that Harry you grew up in. There was a very bitchy. I bet when their arm with their forearm hair gets wet and it sort of like all coalesces together and makes like drip patterns like out on the beach. No, I like it dry and puffy

and create a little microclimate. I know they're enjoying. Oh shit. I don't like any of that. I like a woman who can survive in harsh climates with her body hair. I want women to be hair like meanderthals. I wish there were more of them left

I always thought about that when I saw that I read that what was it the Sapiens book I think we spoke about it before but they spoke about how Neanderthals and Homo sapiens were actually much closer and they were so similar that they couldn't ignore them

but so similar they didn't click that well and obviously there were people that were like I'm gonna fuck one of those yeah according to the genetic so it just came out according to the genetic evidence, it seemed that the most common coupling was between a Neanderthal man and a female woman.

Because he took her. Probably almost certainly because he took her. Because we're not in like a normal society where we could like date. You know, we're talking about... They really hit her with the fucking Uga-Buga. Yeah. He whacked her with that big Fred Flintstone club and like drug her back to his

fucking cave. That's what was up. Yeah, we were, all the interbreeding was definitely non-consensual that was happening. But that's what happened. Like we interbred and killed them until they were no more. Not all of it, Kyle. Yeah, I have an abnormally high percentage of Neanderthal. Seek out these high tea Neanderthal women and say, you got it going on, smart ones.

I'm sure it happened. Yeah. I'm sure every now. I just imagine like you capture a woman and you bring her back and like, ooh, ooh, go, ooh, go. I call it woman. And then you like pull the sack off her head and it's a Neanderthal and everybody's like, fuck, dude. What? I mean, I guess that counts as a woman.

Like, I can't believe that we're not allowed to capture women anymore. No. They took that. They took that from us, capturing women. I've seen CNN, bro. You really want to stand on that line?

I see what you guys are up to over there. Capture women? Yeah. Oh, hey, I got a question actually. Yeah. Where is it? Wait, actually, hold on.

I had a visual aid for you. Okay. I had a visual aid. I'm curious. Where is this going? Would you wear this sweater? Oh, okay. That took a turn I wasn't expecting.

What am I seeing? J-E-E? What am I? I don't know what that is. D.E. I don't understand that. I don't know what that's what that's that sweater that Jeffrey Epstein is

wearing in every single picture. He's always wearing this fucking sweater. Okay. It's monogram. It's got his monogram on it. Jeffrey. Yeah, yeah. J.E.

His middle list was E. I don't know what it is. Isn't that weird though that he wore that sweater in like all these pictures I don't know fucking the secretary I guess it's weirder that he fucked kids my bad

yeah that's the sweater is super minor compared to the fucking kids thing actually I guess fucking kids is even less weird than finding kids for uh Bill Gates and the president to

allegedly right I don't think we I don't think it was anything underage with Bill Gates he did admit to two Russian prostitutes or girls, but all the evidence seems to point to like, if you fucked 15 kids and four Mexican prostitutes, you absolutely come clean about the four Mexican prostitutes and

you act like that's the biggest deal and you got nothing else tied. I'm not a I just don't I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that like he was a huge Xbox fan over here. He invented it. He invented it. Of course. The only thing that it's not evidence. It's just thinking out loud. I feel like Bill Gates could have arranged prostitutes in Seattle. That's where he's from, right? Or where? Where the fuck is Microsoft? Seattle, right?

I thought it was Seattle. I think, I've thought about that too. And I think that what those guys are afraid of is the, like, like, getting told on. Like, it becoming a being, maybe the prostitute then says, wait a minute, you look a little bit familiar. Oh, right. You're the richest man in the world. You invented computers.

you're going to need to pay me X amount of money or I'm going to go to the Seattle son and tell them that Bill Gates is cheating on his right. I don't even think it's that. I don't even think it's that necessarily. It's because like these guys don't move like rock stars or rappers. They don't have an entourage. So Jeffrey Epstein, I think, filled that part in of acquiring.

That's why also he was like, hey, man, I need drugs for my, my STD. It's like he's the guy. that handles all that. Like a lot of people have, they'll hire their friend to do that stuff to get parties set up or everything and blah, blah, blah. And I think they need drugs for his own STD. He could go to a doctor privately for that. He needed drugs for his wife. Thank you. You're right. That's like a meme too. It's like having to explain to my wife why she needs penicillin for my kidney infection. It's like, yeah, that would be a tough one.

And then you get, you slip and penicillid into your wife's food. I think it's what you said. I think that he just doesn't, he doesn't live that rock star lifestyle. He's a CEO and a nerdy one at that. He's not like, who's the Virgin mobile guy? He seems like a rock star type, you know, like pussy hound type guy who's who's living a much younger lifestyle than then he probably, you know, he's like, 70 and he always looks

I don't know like a 40 year old rich guy on a yacht. Richard Branson. Richard Branson. He's not that guy. So it makes sense that he'd want and be interested in somebody like Epstein. Because like I said, I think Epstein was not just getting he was getting you whatever you want. I think that was part of the honey pot was that

what do you need? Jeffrey can get it for you. Because I know he was the intermediary between the U.S. government and some company and like mediating some like uh he hooked it up he was a penalty he had to pay he like he's like all right you owe the u.s government 25 million dollars and you owe me 10 million dollars for brokering the deal and they're like great and he's like and to celebrate tonight i can get you some kids or some coke jerky or we can get uh pills or kids cheese pizza probably get some kids here

we've got three slices to share and it's like I don't know about Actually I like a small plain cheese all to myself If you know what I mean And then the ignorant guy like Get wings That always

That's code for something else That's code for like something freaky Some like amputee or something And he didn't know You know what Bill Gates should have done is he should have hid The medicine in a piece of cheese and then an open hand fed his wife He should have wrapped his dick in a piece of cheese

He would have protected him He had an American slice of that process plastic Which that gets ripped on too much My dick would smell for weeks It would That would be a good excuse for him to give her the medicine He'd be like that's why he got the infection sweetie Because I was cheesing up down there

He's like remember when I put cheese When I wrapped my dick in cheese on epic meal time actually me actually me actually you and that didn't even make it off the cutting room floor you got that cameras weren't even rolling

I set up the camera and lights but the camera wasn't rolling weird the ritual I'm a ritual kind of guy that's fair no I don't think we did oh maybe we may have mentioned it on I think

I was going to say Before we move from Epstein, remember Epstein? Well, I don't know if you know, but he was tight with the 4chan guy. And there was a theory out there. He talks to him in some of the, he's in the files. And I think I saw a theory out there that the cheese pizza stuff was pushed on 4chan to actually make it sound ridiculous. So that when it really starts to come up, it sounds like a crazy.

conspiracy theory. Like it sounds like, oh yeah, I heard that nonsense on 4chan. Yeah, where they, where he like encouraged them to make like a containment board that you could then, if you start to see something real coming up, some of that, you know, Pizza Gate or Epstein stuff or whatever, they can just flood it with flat earth stuff.

And everyone who shows up there who's not on the end is going to be like, this looks fucking insane. This is all crazy. And then they bounce. Because they were, they were influencing a lot. Galane Maxwell was like the most powerful Reddit mod of the 20thens. That's so fucking weird.

She was. Oh, yeah. She was, like, hugely influential on Reddit. She was literally in your Minecraft server, Woody. Ooh. Hope not. You didn't know that? Mm-mm.

She was there. She was playing Woodycraft. Literally, your Minecraft server was half Mossad. I had no idea. That I believe. Wait. You got some real goodnicks. I've been watching CNN.

There were cybercriminal populating my fucking Minecraft server, but I was the victim. We were infiltrated by sexual predators. It's true. A victim in your Minecraft era? Did something happen? I was just talking about all the people

that would like fucking charge back. Everyone who left, like, they'd played the server for whatever, year and a half. And then on their way out, charge back everything they ever bought. and I had to fight it and shit. Like, I'm tired of Taylor Swift.

I'm just going to charge back every song I ever bought from her. It was kind of how it went. It's like, these are virtual goods. You don't return them? Like, you can't do that. Also, what happened? What was the success rate of a return? Well, for a while, like, they were wildly successful.

And then I hired an attorney. We learned how to fight it and all that sort of shit. Then you got a Jew. But even then I had like a full- But then you got a Jew. A Hebrew fellow. I don't think he was just. Jewish. But anyway, we have... Yeah, well, then that's why you didn't get all your money back.

Jesus fucking Christ, never mind. What's it going to be? What are you talking about? Did the Jews help you? Or did you lose? So he lost. I don't think he was Jewish and we won. Call him up. Call him right now. I would have to do something crazy. Mr. Rosenstein, there's a guy here saying you're a Jew and I'm just telling him he's crazy. Oh, you get your Sabbath. Oh, sorry. I didn't call. to late. What he's like on the phone?

He's like, yeah, I just needed to call. Is Shlomo there? I have a question. I don't even understand. In the background, he's crazy.

He thinks you're a chip. This did happen, though. Like, I worked with him for a while, and then we like, stop needing his service is going to kind of train my staff.

And he goes after me for the bill. It's like $17,000. And he's like, got to pay me 17 grand, but I'll tell you what, you pay me half that and we'll call it good. And I'm like, motherfucker, I paid it in full. He goes, oh, yeah, you're right. I could have paid half though if I just fucking didn't like didn't pay my bills. I didn't know that was an option, but that's how it went.

That's how they are. Or he actually tried to, he tried to sneak one by you. Oh, like double billing me? Maybe. Now I'm kind of hoping he wasn't Jewish to be honest. I paid my phone on time and I guess that's a mistake I sure fucking trumped it and just stiffed him

yeah that's what you're supposed to do apparently is hold on to all your money yeah actually supposed to hold onto your money paid as slow as you can like the medical system in America where they're like if you get a bill for $22,000 for you know four stitches

don't pay it like call and say this and demand all fucking bin wiki and have a them negotiate for you. Yeah. That's what you do. Do the old, you know, Sam Hyde trick, not, not cred maxing, the other one where, you know,

he was saying like, oh, I owed $30,000 on my Chase credit card. And so I'd call him and I go, ah, geez, dude, would you accept like $200? Because that's all I've got right now. Tomorrow I've got to spend the $200 on the pills. And I don't know how successful it was, he was with that approach. sound stressful it does seem stressful he could he could probably sell it though

he can make it happen especially if he went in person yeah if you have him sitting across the desk from you doing that bit you're like okay yeah I'd love to help both scratching scratching himself he would have to frame mug and credit

Kred Max the bank teller the unwitting bank teller I remember what time he was wondering when he was, uh, trading me for boxing. I was lying on my back and he was throwing a medicine ball on my stomach. And he was working out also at the same time. So he's he's over.

I'm lying on my somebody. He's like smashing my stomach with this medicine ball. But he's standing over me and his hair is like crazy. And his head is just his head and his glasses are on. And he's like red and sweaty. And he's like slamming the ball on me. And it hurts. But like the whole thing is so ridiculous.

I started laughing. And I'm cracking up. He's like, lock in, pass me the ball. Lock in, lock in, let's go. And I'm like, I know, it's just that he goes, I know, I know how I look. It's fine. I get it. It is funny.

Keep going. That's like him not wanting, like not like talking through it being like, yes, I get it. Yeah, I did that on purpose. But just forget that right now was, it was just too funny while he's hurting me. man i don't know if anyone's had like a worse like internet fight outcome that just mentioning sam reminded me than the whole idubs thing i feel like he's still i don't follow him but i haven't heard anything about him making a comeback or regaining that audience can i say real quick also it sounds on me a pair of shorts that said help me enjoy this gorgeous

day and there's like an american flag on them like they're the craziest shorts ever they're so sick but they're they're so insane but just they say i'm like help me enjoy this gorgeous day and there's like a they're all-american flag shorts and there's like a gold eagle on it and there's just insane writing i i was wearing this one shirt my buddy was like yo that's a sick shirt it was like sam's face but it's the joker and he sent it has all this shit on the back and he's like this is sick shirt i'm like yeah and he's looking and i'm like oh don't read it too much he's like why and i'm like i'm I didn't read the back of it. He goes, what's on the back?

There looks like there's a lot of shit written there. I'm like, I don't know how many like Nazi dog whistles I might be wearing. So if you look on the back of the shirt, don't hold it against me. And he looks and he, the first thing he reads is like blue-eyed motherfucker. Like, I don't know.

Just don't look at it too hard. It's a sick shirt. Don't, don't have a shirt. Jersey. Your number 88. Oh, yeah. Like, he sent me a bunch of shirts like months ago. And as I was taking them out,

like it was probably 15 and orange packaging in the orange packaging that says like a harm reduction harm reduction kit and take the shirts out and as I'm looking at them I would like every five shirts I'm like oh I could wear this to like the grocery store but like a lot of other ones like there's one that just says million dollar extreme on the front but on the back it says like beat up abuse teachers, nurses, doctors, firefight, like just the most insane schizo shit. That's like a funny thing for me to go to my buddy.

I have a gun or something like that. Yeah. But he had stuff on it like that said like, I have a, I have a firearm or something. There's some crazy shit. I don't know if it was exactly that. But yeah, you had, I got some of those too.

But if you did wear a million dollar extreme shirt to the gym, by the way, always guarantee. teach someone who's going to come up to you. Really? You never know. Like you never know. Last time I wore one of his shirts at the gym

was like this 60 year old Arabic dude who was like, yo, he's funny. He's like, Sam, he's funny. And I was like, oh, yeah. Like your shirt. I'm like, yeah. And he was like 20 years older than me. Didn't even look like he spoke English that well.

Must be his third language. He's got like three Arabic. He's got three Arabic's and then English. Do they have that? They got more Arabic languages. Yeah, there's like Farsi, an Arabic. That's where I am too.

I'm sure there's a lot of them. Farsi and the others. And yeah. And well, let's pop back a few thousand years. Aramaic, I guess. Did I say that?

The language surprise. I don't think we have to say we said that yet. Oh, and another one. It was surprising. Did we consider say that? Yeah.

Okay. But I to the Idubs thing, he actually said on his stream recently that he wants to put on weight in box Sam. Oh, that doesn't seem like that. Ydubs wants to do that. Well, he said that.

But he's been, he's been doing some stuff on, on stream. He, uh, he, he wore, he got like a,

a dragon. avatar v-tuber thing okay um yeah and he like uh he you know what you know the vtuber things yeah yeah like as a yeah yeah it's like a dragon

a dragon a cartoon dragon type thing mm-hmm yeah he was putting on a voice and saying some crazy stuff I don't like that he had like a uh uh well because I I do the H-3 after dark so Ethan spends a whole bunch of of time marking idubs like he literally goes off marking him consistently ever since idubs did that content cop on him who goes off him who did you say idubs did a content cop on ethan klein

from h3 yeah and then now i do h3 after dark show and so there's like a uh an interesting dynamic there uh but idubs was the dragon on his stream recently and he was he was was like, oh, yeah, H3 after dark. These guys got no talent that they got. And I was like, what the hell did? You got me for creator class one and two. And almost three. What do you mean no talent?

What the fuck? You hired me for boxing. I'm way better at talking nonsense than I am punching. I don't know. I get him to rip you after you basically deadline. Hey, whoa. You better chill, dude. you better chill i have a job

i have a job now you better chill then that was pretty untoward it's pretty straight pretty straight you owe me five mock chinese accents as an apology i'm gonna call in

to your show are you seeing a lot of Asians oh There are a lot of Asians there in Hawaii. What? A lot of Asians in Hawaii. Yeah, a lot of them. Or are they Asian or are they Hawaiian?

Can you tell the ones that... I got this idea that we should have gotten rid of all the natives there on Hawaii. Like, I don't like that they still have that palace there. Like, they shouldn't have a palace. We should have burnt that up, you know? Wait, now, hold on. I have a job. You can't be talking about burning the natives.

You should have burned those natives. I want to go back to Taylor's We should have to think the Canadians did we sterilize the women Remember those forcible sterilizations that the Canadians did Did that that is actually super fucked up Canada was Canada was on some crazy shit When's the last time you saw a young Eskimo?

Very recently I had many encounters with the big Eskimo Big Eskimo Oh yeah? Yeah Did keep her warm No he's a man did you keep him warm? No, I'm straight.

Did you, what was the activity you engaged in? We played our creator. Do you wait, lift with the big Eskimo? Do you play Arcade? Probably going to play a marathon with him after this. Oh, okay. Big Eskimo, yeah. He's a first nation's person.

What? He's a First Nations person. That's what that's first nations. Is Eskimo under that? Yeah. Or any way under first nations? Aboriginal. I know Aboriginal.

I know Aboriginal works. That's what it was like the N-word for those people. They don't care for that. Oh, I forgot that. I asked him, I asked him about that and he was like, nah, no,

no, no. Well, he's one of the good ones. But if you were, if you were, if you, if your name was like big N-word,

yeah, the game wouldn't let you do that. But Steam lets him be big Eskimo. But the old Pokemon games will let you name your entire team then. Did you do that? Yes. And then what happens when someone wants to borrow your Game Boy? Well, I mean, this reminds you got to mix them up.

This reminds of an insane, insane story, by the way, that happened to me, is I met this dude. I started to hang out with him. He was a friend of mine, kind of a newer friend. And I went to his house. He's a white dude. and he was friends with a lot of people. And one time I was there with him, and he had another one of his friends there,

this black guy, which isn't important up until this moment in the story that I'm about to share. And we're sitting there, and I kind of barely know the dynamic. And he was playing a game on original Xbox. It may have been D-O-A-3, the fighting game. and we were just smoking weed and chilling music playing.

And he went through the whole game and he beat it. He beat the game. And he put his name in. It was like, set a high score and put your name in. So he was like, Matt. That's not his name. He put in Matt. And then it like pressed enter.

And then it started to scroll through all the high scores that have ever been. set in this game and it shows 100. And so it's going through like from number one, all the way to about where 78, where his score was Matt, where Matt was. And from like one to 77 was the most insane pre-call of duty lobby type shit.

Any variation of the word or any descriptor. adjective you could put anything you could think of right now never repeating always insane something a little bit of a stretch but because in the context of all you know exactly what was going and just insane Nate Higgers that for sure was there it's like on anything anything it was 78 versions of it, never repeating, going slow. And I'm straight-faced because I don't know what's going on. I don't know that relationship. I'm very high.

I'm like 18 or something, 20. Like my brain is not even ready. And it's just going so slow. And I hear it's all quiet. And I hear like one like button press, like one. He pressed A once to try to skip it. But it was a very loud button press on that old Xbox controller. It was like, he didn't want to like panic.

Like trying to like press the button. I'd say he pressed it once. And it kept going. And when it got to Matt, he was like, huh. And it was one of the hardest things for me to not. It's not funny, but it's not funny. but at the time when I didn't have a good brain

the fact that it was all that stuff and then it went to like Matthew was insane and I that guy didn't care so I'm not gonna say something but just sitting through it was like literally like a 45 second thing

where it was what happens when you borrow people's stuff God damn it Harley this is awful he just never thought he never thought this could happen he never thought I don't know.

One would be there. But there was one always there. Oh. There was always a different one, though, a different one than this one. This was a different one from the one that I saw the last few times I was there. I remember the arcade machines would be like that too. I remember whenever we'd go to Pizza Hut to pick up a pizza, I'd play either Mortal Kombat or this, like, I don't even know what it was,

some sort of shooting game where you fought a helicopter at the end, and you get to the high scores. and it was all like fucked up shit that people had spelled and it was like Pizza Hut doesn't I'm like 12 Does Pizza Hut know about this? This is some crazy shit

Pussy Slayer 69 is the high score You couldn't really do that with golden T because they capped you out at three letters And so like you would just be a lot of people spelling ass Yeah, but come ass dick Dick with a C, dick with a K Yeah, the old Every now and then I'll see somebody on Reddit pull up like an old modern warfare to lobby and people will like not believe it's real in the comments.

Come on, but that wasn't like that was a rare occurrence though, right? That wasn't like every lobby. It's like yeah, that was like every lobby where like your team beat up their team. Yeah, that was every night. That would happen. Someone was screaming the N-word at each other. The Arc Raiders subreddit is filled with like, oh my God, someone called me the M-bomb after I killed them. it's like you would not have made it in the call of duty days if you're this upset that you're on

the internet posting your outrage rookie yeah people were mean it was a different time i remember the brits fucking my if some guy had a british accent i didn't engage i can't hang with that it's like seeing a heavyweight fighter i don't want none of the smoke if if a british guy talks shit to me in a call of duty lobby i don't say shit back it's just another loss coming my way. Fuck him. That's fair. All right. Well, I know Taylor's got to get to his dinner reservation. Yes.

He's going to be jogging. He's got to eat some, some poke bowls or some shit with his wife. Enjoy it. Show off. Yeah. We'll do. Yes. All right. P.K.A. 794. Harley. Did you have something to say. Nope. I was just going to say, have a great. chair up Taylor thank you very much very good pga 794