Painkiller Already - PKA 799 W/ Toby Turner: Our Bucket Lists

Episode Date: April 11, 2026

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When West Jet first took flight in 1996, the vibes were a bit different. People thought denim on denim was peak fashion, inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked, the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s, one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJet welcomes you on board. Here's to Westjetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. PKK 799 with our guest, Tabascus. Taylor. This episode of PKK is brought to you by Audible.

Lock and Load and our wonderful merchandise. We'll talk more about all of them later. Toby, how are you? I'm great. I love Audible, one of my favorite websites. In fact, I prefer when people just call Audible. I think don't call it Audible.com, I think. Personally, I say Audible.

I don't say Audible. Well, you're right. Great website. Great app. I think we should just talk about Audible. Let's just. For people, Ad Reid has, they often have these rules of like

do's and don'ts and they're like, call us audible. But always refer to us as audible.com. Don't just say audible, call us audible. And we're like, I don't know what to do. I'm like, I really don't know what you want, guys. I want to make you happy. It'll be what it'll be.

We'll do our best. A little tricky. The worst part is they pay in audible credits. Mm-hmm. But I'm so much better read now. That's useful. That's useful. Yeah.

Very useful. Do you have a book up on Audible or no? Mm-hmm. I read a ton on Audible. Like if I pull up my reading list now, it's like, it's mostly Warhammer 40K novels. I'm really into those. Cool. So I've been going through a list of those.

But I don't know, I've also been reading, I don't know, a bunch of old stuff. I went through all of the Silence of the Lambs books not too long ago. I always use Audible. I like the free credit situation. It's good. And if the book is good and the, the narrator is terrible, I'm so mad. But it happens. It happens a lot.

But like, not an audible. I think the Game of Thrones narrators so overrated. Roy Detrice. Rest in peace. Lydotrice. No, that guy's great. So when they overdo it, I just, I lose interest. But have you heard Project Hail Mary on Audible?

It's awesome. I think I have read, if you call it that one. Yeah, Project Hill Mary. The guy Robert, I think, is his name. He's awesome. He's so good. And it's just not over the top. He just reads it.

And Owen Benjamin has a new book that's now just came out like last week. And it's good too, but it's an AI thing. It's very interesting because I didn't know that. And he just picked like the black Southern guy voice to read his book. and it's awesome. Because the words are what's most important, especially because his book is about sort of breaking the spell of words. How to slay a wizard.

Is Project Hail Mary the one where he like goes far away? He's trying to save the earth. He's going to another, but then he like meets an alien and that guy is also solving the same problem. Oh my God, you listen to the first 30 seconds. Then he goes to an alien and they work together. Kyle, what? 30 seconds.

Oh my God. What do you? You can't know more. the title? Shit. Too much? He's wrong. He's wrong. This is like the opening scene. I'm so glad Kyle's alive, bro. He's a spoiler. I'm so glad he's alive. I've never

talked to you, Kyle. I don't think. He's got to put his headset back on. Kyle. I'm watching the movie like tomorrow. Oh, I see. No, no, no. Oh, my. Don't spoil it. I don't like spoilers. I hate them. You don't know more than the title? I didn't know anything. until now. I didn't know

that, no. I didn't know what it was about. I was going in 100% one. You ruined it. There's a new movie coming out. There's a new movie coming out that's called like, I don't know, the last house on Brook Street or some shit. I had no idea what was about, but I saw three seconds of the trailer and I saw the two actors. I liked them

both and I was like, I'm going to watch that. My girlfriend was like, oh, the dinosaur movie. I'm like, fuck! I would love to have gone in a not expected dinosaurs. It would be that dust till dawn situation where you don't know vampires are coming, or that Terminator 2 situation

where you don't know Arnold's the good guy. Sorry, Taylor, spoilers. How dare you? Spazzing in my head set off. I don't know how it ruins it for me. It's okay. You know what's funny is Woody didn't say anything more than what you're in the

read from last week. What did you say? I said Woody didn't say anything more than what's actually said in the audible read from last week. I didn't hear your audible reason last week. We're a great side-fi. Let's drop it. Let's drop it.

Just drop it. It's very easy to spoil this movie. Very easy. Now I know he meets a rocket. Fuck. I like the way it ends. Don't talk about it. I'm not going to mention that the movie ends in a better way.

I will be so petty about this. I prefer. I've been trenched in every product and franchise you ever take a liking to going forward and sit. The movie ends in a way, it's beautiful. The whole movie's good. I'm not going to say anything,

but the book ends, and I wish something would have been changed, and they changed in the movie. I look forward to it. Really? Yeah. I love space movies. I like a big budget thing.

I found out the movie was happening. I was like, oh my God, this is going to be good. I wonder what the changes. Now I kind of want to see the movie, too. Yeah. It's a small change,

but it's so good. If you read the book, otherwise you're not going to even know what I'm talking about. No lie. I actually listen to the, of the book on Audible like three years ago, something like that. Awesome, dude. I know you guys, I haven't seen the show.

Ray Porter, Ray Porter. The Invincible superhero show, the cartoon. I know you guys are both big into that. I've never seen it. I saw, like, it started getting served to me in my Twitter algorithm because it's getting destroyed for the animation quality. Like, this is really laugh out loud. Like, there's like a dragon flying.

And at some point, they just turn it into a. PNG and drag it closer. Like it stops moving. It stops blinking. The fighting. Several episodes ago, but yeah. Apparently, I guess they wasted all their money on voice actors like being big time celebrities. And so a lot of people online are like

the animation is, it's insultingly bad. That's what they're saying. Let me hit that back. So I'm usually not a stickler for animation. This is the first season where I ever noticed like, man, nothing but a jaw has moved for the last 15 seconds. This is the

first time I've seen. I usually don't take notice of just things that are like P&Gs dragged across the same background. But this season I have noticed it's worse. And it ties into my lonely, unpopular stance that bring on the AI. Here's my thing. It used to be that artists brought two things to the table. One was mechanical ability. And we all get that, whether it's the guitar or a drawing or an animation specialty. It's a mechanical ability that we don't have. The other is taste. With AI, I think taste becomes more important than mechanical ability. It's just refining your prompts until it meets your standard. People say AI is slop. That's because I made it. I made it. I made two songs. Like one of them thought I was good. That's good enough, right? No,

but if you have a guy with exacting standards, then he can do the work of 15, 30, 100 animators in a day. that's the guy I want working on Invincible. Not saying make slop. I'm saying take that taste that made you a great animator in the first place and use a better tool. The problem's money. Now, I don't know. I have obviously seen the meme where they lay out the entire cast of voice actors. And you're like, holy shit.

They got John Hamm to play security guard number two in season one episode one. I hope he worked for free. And that's kind of my thought process. I hope a lot of these guys are working for free to be part. part of this or they owe Prime a favor or they want some producer to like them at Prime or something and they just came in and did a few hours of work. I don't know what their budget is for that. But whether they're blowing it there or not, the real answer is money. Because I remember Game of Thrones had a season out every fucking year because they had two crews. They didn't

have one crew that slowly did this over 18 months. They had one crew in like Patagonia and another one in like the deserts of the Middle East somewhere and they were simultaneously shooting those things. They had indoor sets in England or wherever they were filming and they had outdoor sets in forests in New Zealand or wastelands across the planet and they just sent them out and spent the money and got it done. I've never heard you speak in an American accent. This is a great convincing. You learned to pretend to be American so well that I'm just like, yeah, I've blended in at this point. I've fully, fully embraced my American culture.

It's awesome, dude. Man, back in the day, bro, I was watching your stuff and you were blowing shit up. That was cool as hell. And I was like, I was a zombie or I was fighting zombies and I was watching her stuff and like sharing with people. And then way after I heard about whatever happened,

and I was like, damn, dude, I'm glad you're alive, bro. That scared me so bad. This is terrible. It still sucks. It was horrible. horrible situation.

Yeah. What a world now we've, it's like it's gone downhill from that. It's like worse now. It's where the good old days. Yeah. Oh, I missed the days.

Business partner. Good old, good old 2012. I remember watching a, like every once in a while you'd see, and by every once in a while, I mean, regularly, you'd see a video of Kyle's and I'd be like, wow, this is, this isn't even bordering on reckless. Like this is, This is bananas.

This guy's got no will to live. Someone needs to help. You got to go full sin. And people are waiting on the video and they already paid you or something like that. So you just kind of got to pull the trigger, literally, I guess. Yeah. That's good fun. What's wrong with the world now, Tabascus?

Like, aren't things going swimmingly for everyone everywhere? There's no FPS Russia. I don't know, bro. There's a lot of stuff that's rough. Oh, there's plenty of stuff blowing up. I know. There's a lot of stuff. Yeah, too chay, too shay.

I don't like my timeline. Even before stuff was blowing up, I didn't like my timeline anyway because it's X, no offense to Elon. It's not necessarily because of him. I mean, he did go like, let's uncensor everything. But then I just started like opening it up. And I'm like, oh, there's a gentleman shooting someone in the back of the head on Tuesday. And then in nighttime, it's like, I had to happen again.

How'd that happen again? That's a rare thing I thought. No, every day something horrible happens. And so at this point, you know, we're all going insane. We're all like, oh, so this judge is letting this guy out for the hundredth time. And we're not killing the judge and the guy like that. He'll kill the judge, obviously. No, they should be executed.

But what's his name, Buckely? He's like, well, we got to, we got to get rid of the judges that are bad. I'm like, yeah, we got to get rid of them. He's like, no, we got to prosecute them. I'm like, yeah, okay. We got to get rid of them from the planet. They shouldn't exist anymore. You know the videos that upset me the most?

The videos that still get to me, and it's been years of this now, is when, like, you'll see either a Ukrainian or a Russian. It's always a Ukrainian or a Russian. And it's a film of a drone. And it's like someone a thousand miles away, like, fucking with them before they kill them. And, like, you can see the hope is not in their eyes. It's like, this is, this is so insanely brutal. Yes. And it's like, literally get on their knees and like do this.

Like, please. Please don't blow me up. And when it's a Russian, I feel bad for the Russian. I really do. It's like, dude, he's begging. But when I see one of those African mercenaries who has like flown across the fucking planet to a new hemisphere to kill Ukrainians, I'm like, beg all you want. I haven't seen that.

We've got plenty of C4. I've seen so much. I've seen videos of, I guess it was exactly. what you're describing some African mercenary and this Russian guy's screaming at him in Russian. Really rough language already but he's like they're in a dingy hallway about to

go out into what I guess is a minefield and they they're just like this Russian guy's like and this African guy's like terrified clearly doesn't speak Russian but he's just forcing this African mercenary to go out there and just walk around

he has a mine strapped to the African guy's chest. Like I saw that. Yeah. And it's like, oh, man, I haven't seen it. A real big one. What does the landmine on his chest do? I'm sorry for steering us here.

I haven't seen this. I've seen horrible things. I haven't seen that. Yeah, I think they're going to detonate him if he doesn't walk or something. Yeah. I bring up my auto play, by the way, on X. I turned it off. There's too many vinyl video.

Doesn't auto play on my phone. That's good. I don't want to. I want to have to click play and then I get what I deserve, I guess. But I scroll past everything. It's like, don't look at this. Okay, I won't. So I don't.

It's not good to see. You know what? That guy had the landmine on his chest. Like, he could have done something pretty funny. Like, he could have just, like, done a belly flop right there, blown up him and the Russian guy. Hugged his captors. Go out. And it doesn't, I don't think they were captors.

I think some, you know, like, technical sent him. They were kind of behaving like captors, right? They certainly weren't equals in the Russian military. Here's the video. You could tell this guy is not like, this is not Lieutenant Dan. This is this is Montgomery conscript number 35,216 or something like this. Nobody is looking out for this guy. Like I got caught robbing a store at gunpoint with a machete in Senegal.

And they said we can either chop your hands off or you can go fight Ukraine. I don't think it's that. I didn't even know about Senegal. I never even heard about Senegal until I was looking up music of the world like two years ago. And I found like the top songs of the of each country. And Senegal had this awesome sounding song, but they were killing people in every shot. And I was like,

well, maybe that's just like a limited thing. And then now I'm hearing about them now. And it's like, maybe that song had a bad effect. That was the number one song in Senegal. I don't know what the name of it was, but it was,

it was very violent. And I was like, yeah, maybe that's not good. It can't be more violent than American music. You know, it's very violent. American music is very,

and horrible. It's horrible. It's so bad. Except for Nugget and a Biscuit. That's actually, that's up there with Michael Jackson. My mom says, but,

uh, that's the song I made about Nuggan. But, but then Senegal, like these guys are going around killing people in the streets. And the song sounds catchy. So I'm like,

I was thinking like, are they about to like start murdering? Like, why is this beautiful song, beautiful music video? It looked great. Super high budget. Why is this coming out?

And then all of a sudden, I start seeing videos from Senegal of them just murdering people. Music has an effect on people. I just make people fat. I sing about delicious food. Yes, that's what we need. We need more songs about delicious, tasty food

and less about death and gang violence. That Burger King, that Burger King diddy. Single double, triple wopper. I'm in the shower singing that shit. I'm in the shower singing that shit. And when I get out, I'm like, I could go for a whopper. I kind of want one. after the year. It's stuck in my head. It's amazing marketing. That stupid little dominoes jingle they do now.

I'm not even going to say it. It'll get stuck in my head. Are we not seeing commercials. I don't see, I don't know any of these. See the dominoes one, bro. No, it's going to get stuck. How do commercials get to you? I haven't upgraded my Amazon Prime. And at some point in the last year, they went, hey, we're the formerly ad free prices. Now the you have to watch three minutes at the beginning of every episode of Top Gear. Like, and so it's like, it's like $3. a month to turn that off. How do ads even get to you now? Because they, I don't see radio. I listen to like terrestrial radio. I listen to like terrestrial radio. Watching sports. You see them on sports. Like 2012 was a good year for him. He's staying.

I like, I like my local like DJs and stuff like in Atlanta, like 99 X. Alien radio. I like their morning show. They've got a good morning show. I've been listening to it since I was 20 years old. Like it's different people now, obviously. But but like, um, and I like, and I like, and I like, their, I like their music. Depeche mode and a lot of light listening shit. I love Depeche mode. I do like Depeche. Oh, good, dude.

That brings me back to the modest Yahoo. My brother made this video game back. Madis Yahoo. Yeah. Modus Yahoo. That's the rabbi who had those really catchy songs from like 15 years ago. Exactly. That's my shit.

I love really catchy songs for 15 years ago. I listened to like, you know, Ben Folds and they might be giants, that stuff. But I got cheering. All these songs are so old. Not at cheering. He's not all. Yeah. He's new. But my brother made this video game back before Minecraft existed. And it was basically Minecraft, but 2D.

And it was awesome. And so I would spend all my time playing his game. And there was no way to release it. He's a genius. But so he made this game, it would auto-generate everything. This is like, yeah, 2000 or 1990. Oh, damn. movie. So in 1990, 1998, I think. And so he made this game. It would auto generate these 2D textures.

He was a huge fan of Ultima. If you know, Richard Garriott, the Lord British, the guy who made all the Ultima games in my opinion, best games of all time. Ultima Online, best game of all time, in my opinion. I just love it. But so he made a game that was right before that and it was so cool. I would draw these textures and you could run around and go into dungeons. They were all randomly generated. I was like, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. And then we got addicted to Doom and Duke Nukem and we stopped kind of working on his game. But now

kids are making games and they're like able to sell them. It's so cool. I mean, it's pretty cool. We're also in a weird time. I didn't have a gaming PC when I was like 12 or 13, but my buddy did. And when I go to his house, he'd turn on Duke Nukem. Hell yeah. It was like, this is the most incredible thing

I've ever seen. This is he was talking shit. Like I'd never played like an adult video game. I played Sonic the Hedgehog and stuff like that Starfighter and stuff and a little GTA. But no, GTA wasn't even a thing yet for me. But that game, Duke Nukem, like from I carried this sort of feeling for Duke Nukem into adulthood where I thought, oh yeah, that's a cool game. That's a cool guy.

But it's all just like a rip off from a John Carpenter movie and like action movies and stuff like that, all the one lines, one liners and stuff. Yeah, they took them and they mixed them around. What was that one that the, uh, the, uh, uh, uh, oh my gosh. He's like, I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. I'm all out of bubble gum. I'm all out of gum. But Zook, Lukem says that.

Yeah. In the movie, it's like, I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum. So they switched it. It's backwards. But they took that from that movie where the guy wears the glasses and he takes them off and he looks at the sign and the sign looks different when he wears the glasses because he has a special ability to see the alien programming. which is a good movie still.

It's a great movie. Of course. It's so crazy right now, especially because, like, there is that. There is that going on a little bit. There's a lot of mind control, a lot of manipulation of the words. Propaganda. Propaganda. Big time.

And people are like, well, who are the aliens? It's the Jews. They're like, oh, is it all the Jews? All the Jews. I'm like, bro, I know Jews. I dated. Most of my people I've dated happen to be Jewish. I didn't know that.

But they're great. What's the problem? So I don't hate Jews at all. And these people are like, oh, they're like, ah, it's all the Jews. No, no, no, it's maybe some of the Jews, some of the other people, some of the other people. That's even, that's even funnier than being like, I have black friends, like being like anti-Semitic. I literally fuck Jews. Like, I literally fuck on Jews.

I mean, come on. Are you in the Anthony Jersey, Toby? What's that? Are you in New York? York or New Jersey? I'm just thinking of the Jew population. No. No. I'm in, right now I'm in Vegas and Miami. I'll be in Miami in a week. Miami. Yeah, so back and forth. I don't know where I want to be. I think probably L.A. because the weather's so good. Where are you? I'm in North Carolina, but I grew up in Jersey. There are lots. North Carolina sucks.

I disagree. Oh. Gay. This guy's gay. It's a good place. Where are you other guys at? Kyle, where are you at? That's a secret. I'm in Atlanta. Atlanta.

I'm in St. Louis. What the hell is St. Louis? I never heard that in my life. But Atlanta. Georgia. Okay, I know that. St. Louis, I don't care. St. Louis, Missouri.

Wow. Is that good? So you guys are all in big cities. All right. It's all my. But I don't live in the city itself. St. Louis is a horrible chit hole. We should be in the wilderness right now.

I'm going to do. that. I just haven't done it. Oh, yeah. You guys... Ted K mode? Yeah. What's NK mode? Oh, Ted Kaczynski.

You were talking about going and living in the woods. Yeah, I'm like, yes. I'm exactly like Ted Kaczynski in every way. But, you know, who is that? A famous mathematician? That's not what he's known most for.

You don't know Ted Kaczynski. He was the... No, I know. Yeah, yeah. No. Yeah. No interaction

This is sorry But he was also a math petition He was a math petition He was a math I'm aware Yeah He wrote this big letter And people are like

Oh he has a good point He's making some good points I don't know I don't I'm not gonna pretend to know What he did or what he was You know supposedly did But the government says he did some stuff

Yeah maybe he did But he was like You know the future is gonna be terrible and everyone's like, yeah, he's right. They're going to take us over with robots and shit. And he's like, I'm going to blow up some stuff. Terrible. Terrible idea.

Don't do that. The more I hear, the more he needs a second listen. I don't know. Industrial society and the future. That's what you want to pick up. They don't have that on audible. If we do a war, war is like a thing that sucks, but you have to do it. And by war in the trees.

The industrialist The industrialist Stop poisoning our society Yes From the top down The myth of trickle-down economics is a lie sold to the beyond

To accept his lot In the bourgeois classes world Harrow Yeah What are you tapin on, Kyle? A little bit of everything Get some THC and also some nicotine.

Just to keep, I wish I had some ketamine. That would be sick. You can get that ketamine therapy now legally. Oh, I know. Trust me. You on the K? You on the special K? No, no, but, okay.

You get the animal tranquilizers sit to your house? Anal tranquilizers. That we said, yes. Yeah, animal tranquilizers, special K. Anal tranquilizers, that's what I do. You get a supposed to work. Only on the weekends. Only on the weekends.

You dabble. Yeah, I dabbling stuff. But no, the vaping stuff, I vaped for a little bit in terms of, you know, those tobacco. I have a buddy that, you know, owns a store. And it was like, oh, you know, try it out. And I start. And he's like, our goal is to get rid of people that are, we don't want people to be addicted to smoking cigarettes. I was like, I never smoked a cigarette in my life.

You got me hooked on smoking vapes, bro. I smoked cigarettes for years. So these things have been like a godsend. Like I prefer these to cigarettes. You can quit those if you want. Sure. If I wanted to. But it tastes like bubblegum slush.

Well, you would, have you tried the pouches, the, the, the pouches? Nacotine pouches? Because that's what I did. I, I vaped for like, you know, two years. And, you know, once in a while. And then I'm like, I have to, I want to vape. I want to vape. And it's like, all right, let me just get some nicotine and see what it does.

And I'm done. So it took, like, immediately. I'm done immediately. So wait, but are you still in the pouches? Well, yeah, I'm still on the pouches. I do 10 pouches a day all in my puddle. You boof them? Yeah, sometimes I do.

But it's not a, you know, it's not a crazy thing. It's the difference, I guess, would be, well, all right, so is it worse to do these pouches, maybe? Or breathe in some weird shit made in China that says, designed to kill Americans on the box. It's like not for use by Chinese people. It says it's only for used by Americans made in China. You're like, I don't trust this box. I don't trust any of this. And I, you know, everybody sees this.

Look at the box. It's the same stuff that comes in inhalers. Like that's what they get kids with asthma. He's dated lots of Chinese chicks. I have asked. I date Chinese chicks. You don't understand. I literally used to.

fuck a guy who worked in a Chinese vape shop. So I could say that. The worst part about the vapes is that they don't look like none of the alternatives will ever look as cool as cigarettes. Like you look cooler smoking a cigarette than you do smoking

a vape. I know because they would say cigarettes is the coolest and then the pouches are kind of neutral and then vapes are the gayest. Really? As a bystandard, I think cigarettes are the worst because they're the ones who impose your stink and filthy air on everybody

else. If I see some guy vaping, they look the cool. I see a guy who's not that difficult to be around. But the cigarettes look the coolest. They look cool. Because it's fire. When I watch an old movie, beautiful, the vapes are like, well, it's this is man-made. The fire, that's like, well, we found something. We lit it on fire. We let nature take its course. It looks cooler. But I don't do that. Cigars, you know, you could do it. What about a pipe? Like an old Sherlock Holmes like style. Those are cool as hell. Because it's got a fire.

It's like your own forest fire. You're sucking in like a, you know, this is kind of gay. But you're sucking it into your mouth. And it looks cool. Because I'm, I'm Sherlock Holmes. When there's a bong on the coolness scale, right?

Where does a bong fit in? Is it cooler than a vape? Is it not as cool? I know. Where does what a bomb? Do a hooka instead because that's still tobacco. Yeah, bongs aren't cool. No offense.

I don't think they're cool. My hair is, my hair line's going. I got to get a surrogate. No, I got a turkey. You're going to turkey. Bro, this looks maxing stuff is driving me crazy. I'm like, I never smacked my face with the hammer in my life.

And now I'm like, maybe I should be smacked my face with the hammer, dude. I mean, that guy's getting a lot of attention, clavicular. Yeah. Like, you can't scroll around without seeing little bits of him. I saw he got arrested, but then I didn't see anything else. He got arrested. He got down that gator. Did you see that video?

Do you stream on kick? No, I only saw a clip of it, but I didn't see his stream. I did see him shoot the gator. They all shot the gator. Is only clavicular getting in trouble? Was it dead? He didn't really get in trouble. No, they arrested him for some other thing, and it was also kind of bogus,

but they made it seem like that's why they arrested him. And they said, no, he got arrested for, like, inciting a woman to fight another woman or something. And then they canceled it. because he so he's fine i think so we'll see but no it's it's funny to you know i watch some of it i don't watch a lot of it but uh he's in my area where i you know where i kind of back and forth live and uh so he'll just kind of go down and hang out with people and it's funny it's kind of fun i think it's funny like he'll talk to a woman she'll be doing something and he'll be like that's not cool at all and everyone agrees with them every time so he's doing a good job because

Miami is a place where, you know, they're called the 304s. It's the area code. It's 304. And 304 means like a chick that's just trying to bang you for money or whatever. And so, you know, it's interesting to watch him because he goes hard. Like he's not nice to these ladies. He's very mean to them. And that's fine.

But I watch it. I'm like, I would have been nice. But that's what. He should do what he wants to do. It's funny. Do you ever watch the First Amendment Auditors? You ever watch those guys? Yeah.

I don't know if I watch hours. So what it is, it's like really good background shit because there's long periods of monotony and then things will get really fiery all of a sudden. So if I'm playing a game or I'm just doing something else, I'll have that over on another monitor. I don't like them, but I don't hate them. I appreciate what they're doing and I also despise it.

Like I'm on nobody's side. I just want to be an observer in their little world because it's interesting. It's okay to think that they're annoying but also appreciate it? Yeah, that's where I am. And there's different auditors. Some of them are very passive. They will just sit there on that public sidewalk with their monopod and they won't bother anybody.

And even if someone gives them guff, they won't go too overboard. And then some are super aggressive. As soon as someone gives them any guff at all, they're like, get that guy's VIN number. Get his VIN number. They're like getting his VIN number on his car and his license plate. He's trying to defend it physically. Like, no, don't get my bed number, no! Then they get him these, like, semantic arguments about who technically owns his license plate.

And then, of course, they've got the pepper spray. So this guy ever touches him. He's getting soft. It's a little much. And then the one guy just quips people's asses. I've seen this. They wear masks. So just imagine you go to the post office, and there's, like, four men outside with monopods,

sunglasses, hats, and full, like, uh, baclavas. Like, like, full face masks. Like, just peering at you. streets for the taking? Yeah, pole pastries all over their face. Delicious. That's what the guy said. The guy calls 911. He's like, they have,

they have baklavas on their face. And they all start cracking up. Like, this guy thinks you've got absurd on us. We've got a retard on the line here. We've better send someone down there. Doesn't know the difference from a baklava and bala clava. How cool is it we can say retard now? That was, that was like a, I don't know if you remember, you couldn't do it.

Some of us never stop, baby. Then stop. I would only do it to my, my, my, my closest. You see, I've had a lot of, I've dated a lot of retards. It's not, it's not hard. Exclusively. Yeah. Yeah. I attract a certain kind of person.

Yeah. I did some retard and I've also hung out with people that are retarded and that they think that we're dating. I'm like, we're not dating. And then they'll show up in my house. at two in the morning and like oh i had nowhere to go i'm like what are you doing here retard listen lady we only were hanging out because you get me to the front of the line i painted us together get out here what are you doing it's dangerous L.A is a dangerous spot maybe not now probably actually probably worse than it ever was but yeah yeah don't yeah

if people show up at your house you have to be like mm you have to draw that line hard And you need to gate, you need a gated community. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want random people from the internet. I like Taylor's idea of just making lemonade, right? Some mentally disabled crazy shows up at your house. It's Disneyland day, right? In front of every line, rocket.

All the trucker has shut up my life. All of them went to Disneyland all the time. You hear this? If you show up at Toby's house coming off a little off kilter, he takes you to Disneyland. No, I don't take it. One time I did. Is that how you get rid of a retort? Is you just go to the Disneyland parking lot and you let them out like a dog in the woods?

This is so true. Get out of it. I don't even know how true this is. I literally did one time. This girl showed up in my house and she was like, I want to go catch this Pokemon or whatever the hell it was at Disneyland. And it's all limited time. I'm like, okay, let's go.

So we go. And it was the. worst. It was terrible. She loved it, which is fine, but it was terrible. And then this lady later got got really mad at me and it ended up being a bad decision to even ever entertain that idea. Anyone shows up at your house or message you like, hey, I'm coming over. I need to go to Disneyland. Let's go. And don't be like, okay, be like, no, no, no. I set the terms. I say where we go. I say when it happens. Yeah. And I'm agreeing to Disneyland because it was already in my mind you didn't make that decision.

Yes. Just so you know. If I want to go to Disneyland, it's because I want to go to Disneyland. And, you know, it's a fine place. But it does seem to have a high percentage of people that are a little odd. A little odd, a little strange. There's a native where it's a little odd to go there without kids, it seems. Yes.

Yeah, it's weird. I loved as a kid, I loved going to Disney. But as an adult, I went a couple times. Okay, this is kind of cool. But where's our kid? We should have the kid that's experiencing this imagination. And adults don't care now. They just go.

They're like, oh, I'm going to go every single day all summer. You're like, who are you? What happens? Who's that good looking guy, the character from Beauty and the Beast? Gaston. Gaston. I saw a clip of like some adult lady with no kids. there and she was like feeling up Gaston to the point that he was like get get this lady out of here

this is ridiculous like the actor playing guest yeah it was like one of the guys who like dresses up like the you know the dwarves and all the other characters and he was like a good looking guy but also had like those fake muscle implants and she was like feeling him up in a way that is just a salt yeah if you switch the sexes it would be so inappropriate it's still inappropriate really but yeah I like it when the guys challenge him to push up contest. The thing is Gaston cheats his fucking ass off and wins every time. His range of movement on a push-up is like four inches. He just counts to 85, seemingly unrelated to the motions.

Well, I mean, you got to give him a break because that's, you know, the guy challenging him, that's his first push-up contest of the day, not for Gaston. Sure, sure. That's cool, though, to have like push-ups integrated into your daily job. You're like, yeah, you've got to be. do push-ups sometimes too and we're paying you i want to be paid to work out i'm fat i could be super fit uh but you know get a sponsorship hey run around the block every day i would do it and i don't have to do anything and i'll die eventually but it would be cool like hey

three hundred dollars well we'll pay it to children you can just run around the block we'll pay the children i would feel motivated to do something like that it's so funny money is uh it's good but it's like a weird such a weird thing oh yeah how so fucking weird well it's like uh you know i understand we uh exchange these imaginary uh digits to each other silver and gold i get it diamonds diamonds diamonds swords stuff like that but it's like these digits that we exchange it's just weird uh i don't know what it's going to end up being but bitcoin is something that's blown my mind i have a lot of friends that have Bitcoin and Ethereum. I met, you know, the guy, some of the guys that I can't probably even say who they are.

But literally they got trillions of dollars way more than Elon. Elon's like, you know, oh, we think he's the guy that's the richest. No, no, no. But these guys have vaults of gold, vaults of like stuff that they have security following them all the time. and you can't ever even know their name. They won't tell any of their friends their name. It's so crazy. You think they're worth more than Elon Musk for real?

Yeah. Well, of course. If you have a certain amount of Ethereum or Bitcoin or Dogecoin, I mean, if you put $1 million into Dogecoin when I did, Elon Musk pumps it and it goes up and you have $500 billion. So it's like $1 million when Elon promotes something, it's not a big deal. if you're a super rich person.

So imagine there's billionaires doing it. They make a retarded amount of money to where money is not even meaningful anymore. And so those people exist. And so like these guys are building bolts and like security systems. They have full time staff armed in Florida because that's where you can shoot people

and run them over. And, you know, it's just like a, it's like a different kind of economy we're building. It doesn't mean that they are really trillionaires because if they were to sell, it would collapse price. But if you created Ethereum or Bitcoin, I don't know, the Bitcoin guy, but, you know,

nobody does. Maybe they do. But if you create something like that and it becomes huge, you get scared. Your whole life becomes a nightmare. They have too much money. But Elon was like, oh, buy Dogecoin. Trust me. And it goes up a thousand percent. But like, there's also the the Shiba Inu, like, if you put a dollar into it, okay, this isn't actually, this is what happened. So like, if you put a certain amount of money into it early on, which I did not do. But if you did, one dollar turns into one million dollars. And this has happened multiple times. And so the guy behind it has so much money.

He's terrified. Doge coin guy, he's kind of come out. Elon supports him. He's a nice guy. You know, he's not crazy. maybe he's crazy but you know it's like uh you get kinged you get like uh you get into king mode and then bro there's some stuff in the stock market the stock market is crazy it's uh i think it's i think it should be shut down because it's like you can i can read the stock

market in weird ways just because i kind of learned some stuff gleaned it and uh some of it is like uh you know it's not it's not always accurate so i guess it doesn't matter. But like I called a couple things out on my Twitter. I don't do this because I don't know what I'm talking about. But it's like a unique thing. I think that Roaring Kitty, you know Roaring Kitty? I've heard of. I'm going to put this in my mouth. This is a Zen pouch. It's very gay. Don't do that. You talked about it. I have to. Anyways, I'm not gay. It's fine if you are. If you guys are all gay, that's fine. I'm not. I've had sex with a ton of gay guys. This guy has sex with all kinds of gay guys. But so Roaring Kitty is, you know, picked up by Hollywood. And, oh, my God. So the whole GameStop thing. Oh, my God.

I don't know. I don't know. All right. So. Don't know how much to expose. Are you going to bring the whole house of cards down? No, I could. But I'll just, I'll just say.

So he pulled. post all these cryptic things that are crazy and cryptic. If you know who he is, he'll disappear for years and he'll post 500 videos in a day. And then he'll disappear. And that day was May 17th. And that's the day that Donald Trump said, America's going to re-devote itself to May 17th. On May 17th, we're going to re-devote ourselves to God, right? And so everything Trump says, you have to like take it through like a veil of what's he's saying exactly.

Because he'll say stuff that's crazy. But he'll say it's like cofif and all these weird words that don't exist. But if you look him up, you're like, oh, okay, well, maybe that means this. I don't know. But I think that he does it on purpose or his team does. Anyways, so Roaring Kitty, yeah, so, all right, this is so crazy. This would take me a long time to explain. I can prove that what I'm talking about is real and I won't do that because I think that might be a bad idea.

But I could literally prove it. But so here's some of it. it like the stock market appears to be working in tandem with AI right now and I don't know how long that's been happening but I think it's been for over 10 years and I don't know how long for sure but like I can prove some of this because maybe I'll tell you about about it later but like so all right so GameStop goes all the way down and then it flies up into the sky and goes crazy. And then Roaring Kitty happens.

And you're like, well, the roaring kitty, why does he know so much about the financial markets? This part's going to sound crazy and it's fine. Maybe it is crazy. But it's still interesting. So like the beast. The beast is supposed to have a mouth like a lion and is going to have a body like a cat. And paws like. It sounds like a regular lion.

It's a roaring kitty. lion, exactly. But to have paws like a bear. So the only cat that would have paws like a bear would be like a younger cat, like a middle-sized cat that's younger and he's roaring or whatever like a lion. So I was like, oh, this guy named himself after the beast. And, you know, maybe not. But he can't speak. He doesn't talk or he'll get sued. And I kind of think he did it on purpose. So it's like a mouth. So is this just like a super billionaire roaring kitty? I don't know the back. story of who this person is. He is the guy who invested $30,000 in options on GameStop back in the day in 2020, something like that. And they made a movie about him called Dumb Money. Is that what it is? Yeah. So a big Hollywood movie. Anyway, he's a nice guy, super funny, very clever. But I'm just reading the Bible. I'm like, that's what I would call myself. It says the beast is like a mouth of a lion. Pause like a bear, body like a like a cat, like a spotted cat kind of a thing.

I don't actually know what the words are. But yeah, so I, you know, the roaring kitty would fit perfectly. Anyway, it doesn't mean that he did it on purpose. But it's possible someone is definitely using biblical things to, to sort of create reality. And that's how it is always. So like the Bible. was old, but billionaires will still be like, oh, it's kind of fun. What if I do this thing

with my money to make this prophecy happen? I'm not saying that it's actually like a, you know, I don't know. Do Roaring Kitty ever cash out and get his money from GameStop? He still has out? I'm probably about 80% accurate, but this is what happened, close to what happened. Roaring Kitty recognized that GameStop was over extended in terms of short selling. So I get if you don't know what shorting of stock is, I kind of borrow the stock from you, sell it, and agree to like give it back to you. And it turns out that in our market, you don't actually have to have the stock for me to lend it to you. I can just like pretend I did. And but at some point, you have to get it back to me.

Yeah. So he figured out that too many people. people were in this position of lending shares that they didn't have bought a bunch of options, knowing that they were going to be short squeezed. And the stock was going to skyrocket because you have to have to have to give it back when you say you will. And that caused the stock to shoot up in price beyond what it was really worth. And he managed to squeeze all these short sellers and make a lot of money. I want to say it was like 140 million at one time, you know, a lot, not like Elon much money, but a lot, a lot to me.

And he never sold, supposedly. He just like held and held and held. And he had, you know, diamond hands, I think they call it. And over, they just hold, hold, hold. And eventually, though, they got themselves out of a jam. There was some market manipulation where, like, you weren't allowed to buy it or something. Yeah. And it was terrible.

Yeah. What a horrible moment. You couldn't buy it, so it collapsed a lot of the stuff. So it was corrupt. And they managed to get the institutional guys. out of a jam and it seems like Roaring Kitty still made a lot of money but he didn't get out at the peak and I don't know

where he stands today. Well, I'm sure he's doing great but the stuff, there's other stuff that Man So there are things Lay it on us. I don't know if I can't. All right, so like there are stocks that

you can find so he put out a lot of hints and you can find the hints that he put out, but he deletes it and it's gone forever. But whenever I would see something and I'm like, all right, this is him putting out a hint. So I would write it all down. So I have like a list of all the stocks that are going to go up over the next 10 years or something like that. And it's not necessarily true.

But, you know, this one went up 27 X two months ago. And this one, you know, it's like insanity. Right. So I'm not saying that it's him for sure doing it. I could just be schizophrenic. But then there's also, obviously, you know, I would have held on to Intel. I have Intel, of course, but that's not him. But there are these crazy plays that all these schizo accounts are posting about in weird manipulative ways.

I would never advise anyone to buy them because they're insane. But, yeah, like May 17th, two years ago was a big day for AMC, GME, FFAI, which was at the time it was actually uh f f f i e they changed it to f f f f a i and uh on may 17th don't trump said that he's going to re dedicate america to god right and may 17th is a big day that's uh some companies that started on may 17th like s c w o and uh but so a i f f is another one which is all right so like this is so insane because i don't i've never posted it i never would so you know i because then i could prove it and I won't do that.

But so FFAI went up from $1.68, which is the golden ratio, up to like $130, something like that in a week. And this is on, you know, May 17th was kind of the peak. But now I think it'll be, I don't want to give it. Don't buy these, okay? But AIFF is FFAI backwards. And in, bro, this is insane. I just know for a fact that it's been correct a couple times, I'm not investing in it like

crazy. I'll get a thousand shares, right? I'm not going to like go crazy on it. And I shouldn't talk about it probably because maybe it'll fuck it up. But hey, I'm crazy. I don't know what I'm talking about. But he would pause at these certain moments to tell you what stock he's talking about. Oh my God.

I shouldn't talk about this. Because I'm not actually schizo, and some people will be. But let's say you want to invest in something. Yeah, don't even do it. Just buy like a... Just do regular. I'm not talking. FFAI is AIFSA backwards.

And he calls during his speech one time, and that's a clue that he's dropping? No. It's a... Okay. So there is an AI... a thing where he said that it was AI talking, and it wasn't actually him, but it was him, and he would drop a couple stocks.

And then he would delete it. And he'd do it again. And people might know what I'm talking about. But the fact that that happened, and I was just watching, and every single one of the things went up, like, a lot. And I don't want to get him in trouble, but I also kind of think maybe he's a,

maybe he's a celebrity status to pump and dumb punty stocks. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe it's a simple with that. Yeah, that seems more Occam's razor-ish. But the literally hesitant to believe any of the like, and obviously like I've missed the boat with a lot of the crypto stuff by not getting in much earlier. But like so much of, there are so many of my friends and people I know that are really deep into crypto.

So, like, their biggest reason for being like, you have to get in is like kind of ethereal allusions that like, well, the real economy, the traditional one's going to disappear. And then it'll just be this. And it's like, I don't know. I don't know about that. So you don't ever want to risk anything more than like maybe 5% or something. So you're supposed to do like 30% physical gold and silver or something like that, 30% real estate, 30% kind of gambling. And that's, 30% gambling. Cambling meaning like risky investment.

Rulet is a big part of my retirement plan. A lot of craps. I'm losing my ass out here. I should learn how the game worked before I got into it. Yeah, stocks, Bitcoin, crypto, whatever. That 30% could be destroyed, but it only takes one stock or one crypto to go up 100x for you to break even. So the whole Jeff Bezos idea is like if you invest $100 in 100 things and one of them goes up 100x, the rest of them can just collapse.

And what happens is in crypto and I don't do crypto, but, you know, Bitcoin is good, right, I think. I don't know. It'll probably go to zero. I have no, it seems good. I don't trust it at all. But, you know, a lot of this stuff is called to in weird places constantly, especially when the president's like, why trust Bitcoin? So, okay, it's probably going to be fine. I love Intel.

It's going to be fine. I got Intel at like $20. And so if you- But the president lost America's fucking shirt buying Bitcoin at the top. Yeah, sure. But but but maybe not. Maybe like, you know, it's not about you, like I said, that's a 30% game plan. What's Bitcoin at now?

70,000 or something. So you buy like a small percent in, in that, Ethereum. could become the biggest thing ever. So a lot of this stuff, this is so, I've taught. When are people going to start using it as money? I don't know. Maybe never.

Maybe it'll be destroyed. I don't know. It doesn't seem like. I don't like it at all. I would rather give someone a dollar. I would rather give someone a coin. That'd be cool as hell. I don't like Bitcoin at all.

It sucks. But in my head, no offense. How about we go back to like, like, bartering. Yeah. But money is,

money is a, a weird thing. We tell people it means something so then it does. And we'll see how far that goes. I don't know. It could go very far. Elon loves Dogecoin. Like I said, so he told everyone's like, dogecoin's the thing. And then it goes up a thousand X or something. And it keeps, it's stayed still. Oh, you get in the phone call. How does that work with? Because I always hear people talking about like stocks. They're encouraging other people to buy or cryptos. And they always put in there like, this is not financial. advice, but you have to get in on PooCoin right now. And it's like always someone who's holding PooCoin. And like what, like what do you see? I hate it the most. Like how do they hate all that?

I don't do any of that. I don't ever buy anything anyone tells me about at all. But I have friends that got into Bitcoin very early because they loved it so much. And it was like $3 back then. And, uh, which is hilarious. And I still don't trust it at all. I would get out of it. Have you seen that guy's YouTube video from like 2010? and it's this black guy sitting in his room and it says, I plead for all of you to just buy one dollar, one dollar in Bitcoin. And then it showed like 14 years in the future on a yacht looking great.

And I'm like this dude, yeah, this dude fucking rocks. That's cool. I dated this lady. She's wonderful. Very famous Bitcoin lady. And she, uh,

she brilliant. She figured it all out before anybody. And so she read the white paper, which is the thing that sort of sold people on it. You guys talk to McAfee, which is awesome. I watched that video. It was freaking hilarious, dude. He comes in.

He didn't say it on here, but he was like, I'll cut my dick off if it doesn't reach a million dollars. I was like, I like my own team. Like, he would have at this point. I think he really liked his dick. He likes his, he likes his wiener, dude. He's a huge fan.

No, he was awesome. But he was funny as hell. But, yeah, he loved the crypto stuff. And he was kind of calling the people to go to it. I still don't trust it. But at this point, you know, I have some GameStop and AMC just in case. Nothing crazy. It's fine.

TME, it's a $22. Yeah, I got it at like, you know, whatever around now actually i probably average of like what it is now i didn't get in much super low but uh right what's their model how is game stop going to make money like so gambling they sell cards they sell random cards i don't know we'll see but uh yeah i think that uh ryan cohen is just like a good investor maybe or maybe he's evil we'll see but uh yeah so game stop either was a illegally shorted

to the point to where they had trillions of shares they were shorting. And over the span of the stock market, it's going to have to go up eventually, or it's going to collapse to zero, bro. But every four years, it's a four-year cycle. We switch. The stocks that move sort of switch every four years. Maybe that's tied with the presidential election stuff.

But so like Berkshire Hathaway did the same thing. And it just started, 10xing every once in a while and now it's like worth a million dollars. So we were like, oh, GameStop is going to be the next Berkshire Hathaway. I don't know if that's true. It's possible. So I'll hold like a couple thousand shares of it.

Berkshire Hathaway is an actual profitable business. Right. It's an actual investment firm. And so is GameStop. So it's become that. That's mostly what it is now because Ryan is just a guy. He's like, I'm going to buy all these companies that were illegally shorted into the ground, like Bedbeth and Beyond and what was,

is it like Toys R Us and Blockbuster maybe? And a lot of these companies, maybe not Blockbuster. But yeah, so he bought these companies. And then the was the other one. It was like a furniture company. So there's a lot of companies that he would just buy. And he puts out these books with little hints in them, these kids books. And he's like, bye, bye, baby.

I don't know why, but buy, by, baby. B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, and Beyond. So that's another one of the stocks. that he, the companies that he bought, it could all be a distraction. This is an insane investment strategy. So he put out a children's book that said, bye bye bye baby. Yeah.

And baby is similar to Bedbath and Beyond. My baby would be B, B, B, B, B, Y, right? So. And a lot of people are on the hook with Bedbeth, Beyond, because they had it back in the day. I had some of it. But, you know, nothing crazy. But it's just, you know, I was playing around. But, yeah, at this point, it's like, we'll see where it goes.

It's $4. But four years ago, it went up. to $100 basically from where it is now or lower. Doesn't mean it will again. I think Intel would be the best bet right now. Intel, you think? Well, yeah, I mean, maybe not now. It's actually up a lot.

Holy shit. $61 now. Damn, dude. Now, this guy told me, he's like, my dad just got a retirement portfolio. What should I do with my money? I was like, put it all in Intel now. And he's like, okay. And so he did.

And it's doubled, which is awesome. But I'm not an investment advisor. I just said that because that's just what I thought. in the moment. But Intel. I play a lot safer than you with, you know, just, I kind of trust the S&P. I don't have the expertise. I don't have the knowledge.

I'm not going to bet against it. You know, moderate risk, moderate yield. Taylor, I insist. 30% of your portfolio should be straight up fucking gambling. Straight up gambling. Do you know the odds of the six years winning the chifference? If they hit, you're rich for life. But here's the way I do it, Woody, is I put a grant on.

every team to win. Oh, genius, genius. That's, I'm going to lose. That's exactly what Jeff Bezos said. I think of that strategy. That's what Jeff Bezos said. He said, put $100 into 100 things. One of them will skyrocket, maybe.

And your chance of that is a lot better if you don't go on on one crazy thing, like AMC, which is just collapsed. But that'll probably go up at some point. I have to pee, bro. Go for it. How would back an hour and a half? when the AMC was going to fail. Like, no one, like how, I mean, obviously GameStop AMC, but like, who is keeping holdings of that after the obvious like pump and dump?

Because like, is there any industry struggling more than theaters? And it's not like a surprise. Everyone knows it. You're right. I thought AMC was like the better one. I no longer think that. But at the time it was getting hot, I was like, ooh, movie theaters will bounce back. I was wrong. They didn't. GameStop, I never had any faith in. Like, physical game sales? Like, that's cooked, right? That's super cooked. And I keep asking what they do now where they're like what the business model even is. And I don't know.

Pokemon cards. It's Pokemon cards. They sell Pokemon cards. In vast quantities. It's like the place to go. And they also sell like everything that you would, everything but the games. Like all those Funko Pop, all the merch, all the like silly periphery. And I mean, if you want a used controller, like they still do that. They mock the, a lot of their ads recently have been, maybe not recently, but a lot of their ads have been that old meme about how little they would give you when you traded something in. They've been making fun at that. I don't know how you compete with Target and Walmart for, and Costco for selling Pokemon cards, though. Yeah. Or just the internet. You know what would sell me is if there was better security around the cards.

How could you trust the internet? Someone could be weighing the card back. I feel like at Target, those cards can get molested, they can get weighed, they can get abused. At GameStop, we might have experts making sure that people get a fair crack at good cards. Oh my God, GameStop's driving me crazy. The whole thing's driving me crazy. But GameStop will post these tweets and they're all cryptic. And you think GameStop's trying to trick us?

GameStop's part of the machine? I don't know. I don't know. I think they are. What they trick you as being like, yeah, we'll give you $4 for Assassin's Creed, idiot. Like, I don't know if their whole thing is a trick.

I don't know if their whole, their physical business will last, but maybe, you know, like personally, I think that buying physical games is like the only way to do it. Like buying the digital game sucks because they're going to disappear anyways one day if the internet goes out or whatever.

But yeah, so buying an actual record or an actual record or an actual. video game console. I made video games. I made several video games and then they cost me like $20,000 a month just to keep them updated, which is probably, I just probably are ripped off there. But I have a better team now, but they were like, oh, we should update to the new iOS. I'm like, why is it so expensive to just keep the game up, bro?

And I didn't have any like a crazy monetary thing. and they probably were like, well, that's your fault. And I'm like, bro, I want to make the game and have it be done. And so we sold it eventually to, I think, China. So China is the only place that has my game now. But, yeah, we had these fun games. Oh, my God, my favorite game ever, never came out. And I spent a lot of money on it.

And it was so cool. Was it a shooter? Was it like an RPG, an adventure, a platformer? It was a word game, like jackbox kind of thing. But it was like an idea I've wanted to do forever. But so he made it and it was perfect. But once we launched, I find out you're not able to play with three random people. And that's the only way the game's fun is by hitting play and playing.

What they created, which, you know, I figured it would be an easy fix. And they're like, oh, no, we should have known this in the beginning. You have to invite people directly through Facebook or something. what a bunch of shit it's like bro you should have play has dropped off

so much like it's an automatic lobby of course do you remember I'm sure we all remember the very first time we brought home an Xbox disc

and we put it in our our machines and it was like oh thanks for buying the game hold on a minute we need to download the game now I was like

in my head I was so foolish I was like people aren't going to stand for this I go to the midnight release and I go to the midnight release and

I would be in line at the midnight release, and then I would just be there till one in the morning on my slow-ass internet, trying to get Call of Duty actually on my machine so I could play with all my friends. Everybody's sending me a message, It's incredible! You can run on walls now. Oh! And I'm just sitting there.

Did you do the thing where you would buy cracked games on Xbox from like a scammer? No. Never tried that. I did. I did my legit game. I got all the games. There were $2. each. That was epic, dude.

I still have them somewhere. They're like burn CDs. They cost nothing. It was awesome. From this shady guy, like a drug dealer, but for video games. Thanks for walking through that. The cool is hell. The shady guy, he comes in,

he has like a book of the discs. I'm like, here's $200. He's like, don't call me. I play these games. It was awesome. I think Kyle was roommates with that guy. Yeah, you got.

In Talladega, right, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, maybe in Talladega for sure. And now they're... You lived in Talladega? Yeah, for a couple months. Yeah. Cool. Did you meet Will Ferrell?

He wasn't there. At nighttime, though, he was, right? What was the name of your apartment complex? It was A-block, I believe. Okay. I was C. I'm pretty sure I was C. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. What was the actual name of the prison?

I think it was C. The Palladega Federal Prison. Oh, okay. Oh, wait. Your roommate was shady? I mean, yeah, yeah. I think everybody there was pretty shady. Everybody where in the complex?

Yeah, yeah. There was a guy there who had, he owned a store. And he was buying people's food stamps from them for cash. Because you can only spend food stamps on this or that and the other. You can't, I don't know what the limitations are, but maybe it's tobacco and alcohol and stuff like that. So he'd give them like 70 cents on the dollar for food stamps. And then he'd run it through his business, like the food stamps were being spent in his business. And then he had this big scam going.

There was another guy there just happened to live in the complex. He had been there for a while. He said he'd been in that building for 15 years And he had been selling methamphetamine Trafficking it actually for this Mexican drug cartel in Texas It's called La Familia Oh I like that it has laugh in it

And family Laugh family Yeah Yeah that's they were the laughing family Yeah That's crazy Enemies That's a good name for a cartel

because like MS-13, that's already spooky sound. Yeah, what is even that? It's terrifying. That's an unlucky number. And MS, that stands for Microsoft. Nobody likes a Microsoft, dude. It's hate on hate. I hate MS-13.

That's a dumb name. I don't know how much they're connected to Microsoft. They're fine in my book. Got nothing against them. Me neither. I love those guys. Sometimes they're tattoos. It's like, be a little subtle.

Like, that's, balls it's like just having like criminal on your forehead i think that's the idea right because if you if you're fully tatted up like that to the point where you can't even exist i was thinking about society anymore then you're all the way into their no yeah so if they ask you to go do something audacious something crazy you're like i mean i'm a walking billboard for gang violence sure i'll go beat up that guy who wants the taco stand so he pays you his money or whatever bro speaking of taco stands the best taco stand i've ever been till my life hugo's tacos have you been No. I have not been to Hugh where is this taco stand L.A.

No sure sure I know it I know it you do. Oh my God, it's so good. So there's there's a great taco place that's renovating right now and I'm trying to like talk to the owner. You can get really to shut up about Hugo sometimes. Really? No. It's great. It's great.

No, I would go every day, almost every day. And they had this honey Chipotle sauce and it's the greatest thing I've ever had at all. life. And you just, I would have constant honey Chocolay sauce with the burritos. And without it, I can't eat Mexican food anymore because it was that good. Chololet is another one of those companies that really needs to get back on track. They need to have a come to Jesus moment like Domino's did like 15 years ago. Do you remember Domino's commercials when they were like, no, hand up our pizza sucks. Like it's really not good and we're going to fix it. And then they really did. They made it way better. I still don't get Domino's. But

Chipotle's on the same path. Their chicken is grisily. The guy, I always get the fajita vegetables in my bowl. Those guys back there are like cutting a bell pepper in half and being like fine. Like that's how much they're fucking dicing these things is just a, you get the two giant pepper halves and then a quarter of an onion that hasn't even been split. And so like the bottom's still attached and they're, you got the root? They sold you the onion root. They gave me the onion root, dude.

fuck that's not cool I love Chipotle but yeah it's so I hate Chipotle I can't stand it I can't even pronounce it I can't even pronounce that shit but no I like the the honey Chipotle

he meets an alien in Hail Mary not talking about the same not talking about the restaurant but like bro I'm going to bring it to this Mexican restaurant nearby and like be like hey try this if you don't add it to your menu

I'm never eating here again it's the only thing I want I have to dip burritos in it it's great Taco Bell is good I love Taco Bell but yeah bro they add stuff to the menu

and they get rid of it in a week they had like a chicken nuggets for one week that's insane and they were good and I tweeted it at them I was like hey these are good nuggets

and then immediately discontinued probably because I liked them so much fuckers well what is Taco Bell backwards lebocaulta exactly Lebocaulte

Which is Latin for the deceiver. Damn, dude. I didn't buy something, I didn't even know that. Their mascot, a Chihuahua, also known as a beast. Okay. Yokea Mito Taco Bell. It's roaring kitty, bro. Dude, you said Chihuahua, I saw these screenshots of these people.

It was, maybe it was on Twitter or Reddit, but it was from years ago. And they were having, like, a pit bull argument. And this dude, pit bulls are the most dangerous. dogs on earth. You know, it's crazy the amount of kids they hurt and kill them whatever, they're out of control. And then the person responding was like, actually chihuahuas are the most dangerous.

Here's the stats. And the person linked the annual murders in like the Mexican state of Chihuahua. They thought that that's how many dogs were killing people. It's like they thought like 87,000 people a year

are killed by tiny Mexican dogs. I know they're kind of annoying dogs, but I don't think they're killing anybody. The craziest thing about pit bulls, and I don't know if other breeds do this, but they have that reaction when an owner or a human being has a seizure where they go into kill mode. And so like, it'll be your little buddy there, your pit bull buddy that you've lived with, and then you'll have a seizure. And he'll rip your face off while you're on the floor seizing up. It's some sort of instinctual prey predator kill thing.

Pit bull. There's a name for it. It's called like pit bull seizure attack syndrome or some shit. Like one of the guys in our discord was like, somebody in my area had a seizure and their pit bull murdered them in their apartment. That's the second pit bull killing this year. Yeah. You think that's a lot.

You should go to Chihuahua. You should go to. Be careful. There's a lot of those little talk about. Do you guys travel? Sometimes. Yeah, sometimes. Have you been to Mexico?

A couple times. Yep. I mean, it was fine when I went. This is Spanish there. Oh, that reminds me. I got a great YouTube video idea. You can drink it. For somebody who makes YouTube videos.

You got to want it. All right. So I put a few things together here. So I've been playing that phasmophobia game where you're a ghost hunter. And that's got me. interested. I'm watching paranormal activity and poltergeist to my free time and I'm hunting ghosts when I'm when I'm gaming running around my EM meter back rooms coming out next month looking forward to that I saw like three seconds of that trailer and I'm sold I'm going to watch that but what I was going to say is

like I like the idea of ghost hunting shows but they're fake I know they're fake I know the person making them is making fake evidence and like putting on dramatic music and be like did you hear that I fucking saw it you get the camera over there and you see like a shadow or something I know it's all bullshit. But you know who doesn't know it's bullshit? Mexican day laborers. My idea is to hire a couple three Mexican day laborers and tell them that I'm a paranormal

investigator. Pop in my paranormal investigation van. My whole crew quit on me because they're not tough enough. They got scared and they all called in sick today and I need three ombres. Bad ombres. You get the EMF reader. You get the shaky video camera and you get you hold on to that sage Pablo. Don't you put that fucking down.

and then I take them into a house that's set up with even more hidden cameras. They're holding cameras. They're wearing cameras. And they don't think it's suspicious because they are paranormal investigators for the day. And so we set up a house with special effects and goofy shit to fake a real paranormal activity and scare the fuck out of the Mexican day labors. And of course, you know, we pay them and stuff. Well, if they do a good job.

Do it. No, I love it. I love it. Not minimum wage or anything, but we pay them something. At the end of the video, we don't pay them shit. this. No. Do it. No, you'll do season one and then season two.

And they'll never know what's going on because they don't speak English. Like, I could totally make a, I can make a crucifix. Don't translate it into Spanish. I can make a crucifix that would catch fire when I pressed a button somewhere. Like, imagine how that would freak out a athlete. Oh my God, you have to do this. This is awesome. No, you have to make it like weirdly dangerous.

This is better than Bums Night Out or my homeless rickshaw business. That's so funny. Oh, do it. That's so funny. Yeah, this is up there with, uh, this is up, this is up there with like the idea of like, they could be in on it. Magicians who will only perform. They can't be in on it.

This ask me a prank on them. But no. Oh, no. They will not be in on it. No, they'll, actually on a serious note, the business idea that I forgot, Zach, remove that one.

Yeah, remove that. Delete that idea. You removed it from my mind. That's amazing. Do that. It was, it was the 30% gambling thing. I just watched the backroom's videos for the first time ever two days ago.

Do you think that's going to translate well to a movie? Yeah. Because like the, yeah, like the trailer looks in. I know the original like 4chan green tax took off from there. Well, no, but Zane, Keynes or whatever, he killed it. He made several parts that got 20 million views and they're really good and they're long. He could do a movie. But yeah, it's going to be great.

It's going to be awesome. It looks good to me. It really does. I don't know what the back rooms is other than it's just like the idea that you accidentally stumble into some other dimension where everything's weird and fucky and you get lost in there. Have you read the green texts? I have no idea what any of that is. No.

But I haven't read that either. No. And I saw a little bit of the trailer to the point where I saw that like he walks through a wall into the back rooms and like gravity is weird. and the setting is very bizarre, just like big piles of office furniture. It's like slender. Yellow rooms. I got lost.

Are we talking about your game right now? The movie, backrooms that's coming. It's like amnesia. It's like slender. It's like a scary, like a horror game. Wait,

it's a game coming out or movie. It's both. Yeah. Okay. Movie comes out in like a month. I feel better about not keeping up because this is hard. I know.

I'm struggling too. You'll like it. You'll like it. It's fun. I think it'll be good. But, um, is ice has all the day labor

scared off, you know, I can't get anything done. I've been. Yeah, what the hell is going on with ice, dude? Ice is supposed to be killing it.

And, uh, because they are. They are. They are. Are they? This is the only time in. They're killing people. No.

They should be rocking it. But everybody's like, uh, blocking them. They're like, no, we want to protect the people. And you're like,

okay, I get that. But like, well, who are we, are we, are we, We don't want to protect these like criminals.

Get them out. And people are protecting all of them because they think Trump is a Nazi and they think Christians and Jews are Nazis. They hate the Jews. They hate the Christians. And they say that they're Nazis. You're like, that sounds like what the Nazis would say.

So like the whole idea that you, you know, no offense to anybody at all, because I like everybody, but you can't bully some devout Jewish person into betraying their religion. And, uh, using like incorrect pronouns. That whole thing kind of confuses me.

Like it's like, oh, no, I am actually a man. I'm not, or I'm a woman, whatever. And in their holy book, it says, well, there's men and women. You circumcise the men. And for some reason, we're not sure what the men are anymore. They're like, well, okay. So you're saying we could, we should circumcise the women too. I think that that's what they think that they think there is no man.

There is no woman. For that. the religious people that believe in fuck you beat me I didn't hear you what is that idea he said clip for clad if we remove the clitoral hood maybe I'd find

no no I don't like any of it that's what I want done and and any any lips at all just get them all out of there I just want to slit just uh what is that called a labiaplasty a labiaplasty and remove the clitoral hood

that yeah I want the deluxe option on that. People are like, you shouldn't abuse children by cutting up their foreskins or whatever. I'm like, okay. But yeah, don't also cut kids wieners off. Can we start there? Leave all the weeners in place.

And it took Kyle's idea about even in the score with, you know, the circumcision boys and girls. Yeah. You've ever seen like a geologist take a core sample? Just. Just. Just a down in and it's

turn that T-shaped handle on top Yeah That's what you get Just some some ruthless doctor Getting rid of Like a clitoris

I just want to remove The hood My window's open Back in here neighbors outside You remove it That's the thing about Teslas

There's no convertible Teslas I want to take the hood down Dude You should close that window There's no

convertible That's not a you know, not something for the children in your neighborhood. You don't want to say things I get in public. No. Certainly not in front of my house for your neighbors. Four of us. Yeah,

not hundreds of thousands of people, certainly. Wouldn't it be better not to have that? Like, I feel like it would definitely aid like if he's defined. But it would, wouldn't it be more sensitive then? Like if you don't have. No,

it would be less sensitive because it would get rubbed. The same way like if you're, if you're circumcised as a boy, like your dickhead gets less sensitive over time because it's like rubbing on stuff. How could you know that? How could any, are you, you have testimony from someone who got circumcised at like 30?

He identifies as a uncircised gentleman. That's a good Reddit, ask me anything. Like men of Reddit who got circumcised after adulthood. Did you lose or gain sensitivity? Like, what are the plus? I want to, that's a great Reddit question. Yeah. Because I don't know.

And if you got circumcised at birth, how could you know? Well, it would be less sense. Well, you'd have less, you'd have less sensitivity. just by, you have less nerve endings now. Like that's not really disputed. You think that you're feeling pleasure in the foreskin? Like the foreskin itself is an erogenous zone? Yeah.

Yes, it is. It's the holy grail. You haven't heard this before? So the theory is this. I have no idea. Because an uncircumcised penis is exposed to rubbing in such constantly, it gets desensitized. Let me finish.

Compared to one that's circumcised and constantly protected by, like, is it called the hood of a penis? Whatever that. Force skin. Forkskin, thank you. I don't know why I lost that. Yeah, but the foreskin, I guess, is protecting the head, keeping it kind of insulated and super sensitive,

whereas a circumcised one doesn't have that. That's the theory. I asked Chat GPT and it said, like, we think so, but the science isn't definitive. It doesn't have a dick. Like, you either have more nerve endings on your penis or less. And so more is better. imagine how much better you could bust you could bust

maybe that's a bad thing I last longer now because I'm not feeling all that incredible for skin pleasure yes yeah and also I'm not sure that like I always sort of thought

the orgasm pleasure had more to do with some sort of chemical release than the actual nerve endings the nerve endings just help you get there but that the elation you feel during orgasm is something else dumping the gayest podcast on the internet

this isn't even one of our gayer episodes no right now straight as hell actually yeah but Toby could call us that because he's dated all of us because we've all had gay sex yeah I just don't think

I don't see why you wouldn't want why you wouldn't want more nerve endings on your wiener it's gonna feel nicer I mean if I could add more nerve endings to like my penis I would but not via like a weird like weiner maxing cock maxing

oh people have done that okay I'm so glad you said weiner maxing people do that so there are guys who have been circumcised and they feel like something has been stolen from them so they are doing these weird stretching techniques

to the skin below their cockhead to create a new foreskin they're like stretching the dick skin out over the head with devices and to create to re-circumcise them but is that circumcise themselves but is that increasing like nerve endings

or is it just losing the skin? Probably not, but it, I mean, doesn't the same thing hold that it would eventually be protected and the nerve endings would grow? Because it's not like, yeah, maybe. I don't know if there's more nerve endings as much as they are desensitized. So how much time do you have to, how much time do you have to invest in like, in a faux skin? How much time do you have to invest in just ripping down on? your dick skin to get it stretched.

I can tell you this. Two years is not enough. It hasn't worked yet. It hasn't quite worked yet. But we don't see is the way Woody's sitting. He's got his dick attached to one of those little ladies like pink dumbbells. It's just hanging. Yeah.

That seems like stretching that much on your wiener. It seems like you could wreck something. Oh yeah, look at the pictures. No. No. Fine, don't click you, coward. I'm already on it. I knew you did.

I knew you did. Oh, I didn't think it would be pointing up. What the fuck is? So, like, they're just like, they're like at the bank with this on. The, I'm buying it. You see the one next to physical aspects, that picture there? Yeah. That looks like a, looks like a foreskin to me.

I feel like cognitive. Why did I click on this? Why did you click? Why did I click on this? I'll give you a direct one on the same page. I can't stop looking. Right? That's, that's a plausible foreskin.

And kind of a micro penis, if we're all being honest here. My God. Who was the plausible foreskin? He should have stretched the whole thing, not just the skin. Yeah. Yeah. What is this suction cup that looks like it's inflating his penis? Okay, where are you on the top picture?

He's got a bicycle pump attached to it. Silicon device with a one-way valve. All of these look tremendously uncomfortable. All of these look tremendous. That's why you said. Oh, my God. The one where he ties it around to his shit and just pulls is the one. it's next to the silicone one.

I just clicked on it so I got a big view. Wish I could share this with you, chat. Join the Patreon. We'll make sure you get to see these weird stretched out dicks. That seems like a day one research thing where a guy was just like, well, just fucking tie it to my leg and, you know, kick around a bit. Let's see what we can get going. I mean, a couple of those looking, I wouldn't, like they looked the same as the circumcised one. That's what I was thinking.

Like it was, it was passable. They definitely passable. Wait, you meant uncircumcised one, right? The uncircumcised. Yeah, yeah. But it's like, I also, you know, these guys aren't telling you, they're not telling you that they're nine years into this or something. Like, however long and take, you're just always walking around uncomfortable. You got little rope burns on your calves

From having to stomp around with your dick Yeah, they need a whole different device You have to pee in public And then you have to like reassemble this Rube Goldberg machine You've constructed to stretch out your skin I don't know They'd have to have some pretty strong testimonials About it feeling a lot better

But also Who's going to devote half a decade to stretching their wiener skin out and then not tell you it's great. They're not going to admit and be like this whole thing. This whole endeavor was a waste of time, boys. It actually just came off at one point and there's no putting it back. There's no putting it back. I was still embarrassed.

I was still embarrassed. I saw a predator get caught today. It's a sexual predator. And the sheriff's deputies are all in his house. And he's sitting on the couch in his living room freaking out. And I was like understandable. Like I always like when I see child predators go down I'm like your life's over.

You might as well, that's it for you. But then I looked a little closer and I noticed he was wearing a diaper. I thought he was in his underwear. He's wearing a big old dipey. And he stands up and the cop goes, oh, it's full. Change your diaper before you get in my fucking car. And he pulls the diaper down and all the cops go, oh!

And then you can hear two of them. of them laughing hard like they're not trying to hide it a bit and the guy is having like a mental breakdown because like seems like that started before they got there it was the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life

I don't know what his crimes specifically were they just called him a predator but like they they showed up at his house while he was sitting in a dirty diaper in his living room and I saw I saw this clip it was a terrifying It was terrifying.

I hated it. You promised me you wouldn't tell anyone about that. Vitali is now, you know, you know Vitale, right? We know Vita. Yeah, yeah, the guy with the mom. He's going nonstop. He's doing this thing immediately. Not him?

He's on care. What's the guy I'm thinking of? That's also Vatali. Okay. So are you talking about Vitali Z or Vatali the weightlifter? Vitale Z. Okay, I thought so. Yeah.

Telly's, you know, I knew him a long time ago, but he goes up, he catches predators all the time. And as soon as he gets out of jail, he's like, I'm back to it. So it's kind of badass. Is he out now? Yeah. He's back in the U.S.? Yeah, he's in Miami. Okay, okay.

Yeah. I was going to send flowers to his mom. I heard he was in prison. I was like, he's going to die in prison. I try to, like, find his mom's contact info. I was going to send her some flowers. I couldn't get him. get anybody that knew it, but he's out now, so that's good.

But I knew him a long time ago. He was, you know, he's a funny guy. He's, you know, he's crazy. He's going out there and, you know, bouncing around and doing his thing. And he's doing it again as soon as he comes out, which is badass. I like that. But the fact that he, he goes and hunts sexual predators, for me, I enjoy this content because I'm not that, but I, you know, I've had a long,

time to kind of look into what it means to, you know, I've been sort of attacked in a couple times, a couple instances by these ladies. And it's fine. When women really, they don't like when they're rejected. And so they kind of, they get murderous. And, uh, did some women accuse you of something? Oh, yeah. You didn't know. What do they accuse you of? Well, they accused me of, well, she said, I woke up on a bathtub and Tobuscus had, uh, drug. rubbed me and raped me. Oh, no. Big deal.

Why'd you do that? I didn't do that. Oh, okay. Thank God. But she's, you know, bipolar, schizophrenic. And so, like, she was off her meds or whatever. And so she posts this online and doesn't say anything to me. And this was a friend of mine, right?

But she had just gone through a horrible situation where her boyfriend and her broke up after seven years. This is a friend of mine. I won't say what it is. But he's awesome. he contacts me immediately. He's like, ah, you know,

she has this issue where she, you know, sometimes loses her kind of mind. And so she broke into my house with a knife. And, uh, uh,

she said that aliens sent her to reboot me by, by, uh, you know, turning me off and back on with a knife. And so, yeah, she,

she broke into my house. But this isn't that retarded lady from Disney world. No. This is a full nine out of 10 schizo. Did she? Give you any investing advice while she stopped by. No. She was really...

She does like Disney. I'm going to have another... I need another Zinn pouch. I need another Zin pouch. Another Zipouch. She wanted to restart you with a knife. Yeah. I wonder what in her mind was the restart going to look like.

I get this shutting down. She wasn't violent. She wasn't violent. She just literally believed that... If she gave her a chance, she might have been. Sounds like it. Yeah. We never had a robotic.

Just K-I-T-T-K-T-K-T-K-T-K-T-K-T-T-K-T-T-T-Rer. So wait, wait, wait, I'm serious. So she shows up your house with a knife. Do you answer the door? No, I wasn't home. So check it out. So she shows up in my house. I'm not there.

She, while I'm not home, she rearranges all of my stuff onto the floor. She takes it all out of the cabinets. I've told the story a million times, but she puts it on the floor in some kind of a weird circle pattern thing. And so I arrive at my house and I look at it and I'm like, I just got robbed because somebody took everything out of all my cabinets and put it on the floor.

So I call my buddy. She's gone, right? She wasn't there. Yeah. So I call my buddy. He's at my other place. And I'm like, someone just broke into my house and robbed me and they moved this stuff onto the floor.

And he's like, yeah, she's here now doing that now. I was like, what? So I'm talking, I'm like, this is insane. Who is it? We knew who it was. But I don't know her real name. It was actually not a real name, but she gave no one her real name, right? And so I hired a private investigator later.

I don't recommend this situation. I don't recommend you go through this. But while we're talking, so I had two houses, right? And they're like five minute walk from each other. And so while I'm talking to this guy freaking out, I walk outside. I'm like showing, I'm looking at all the stuff in my house. He's describing what she did. She had left.

I walk outside. She walks up with a knife, right? And I'm like, at this point, I'm like, this is definitely a prank show. Because I knew the guys doing the prank like movies and stuff like that. And they had just asked me if I wanted to be part of the prank. prank movie and I said no thanks and then this happens so my first thought is they're doing it anyway and so she walks up to me with this knife and she has a globe like a glass globe right and so she walks up and I'm like what are you doing I'm looking around thinking there's cameras she comes into the

house I expect there's something going on I'm going to be let in on the prank which would be fine and so I allow it to happen so I could have literally been murdered and so I'm talking I'm like, so what's going on? She said, she's like, you know what's going on. I'm like, okay? Why did you arrange all my stuff in my entire house on the floor? And why did you do that to my other house too? And she's like, you know, she said that she wanted to prove to me that I was God.

And so I was like, I knew at the time, I knew it was fake. I knew it was like a prank. It was not a prank. She was off of her meds. And she had just gotten. and scammed out of her whole company, her whole YouTube channel. And so because of that,

she was like, she lost her mind. And so like her ex-boyfriend calls me and her family, you know, talks to me. And they're just like, oh, you know,

don't go too hard on her. She's like, this happens. I'm like, all right, I have a sister, you know, I have a buddy that has a sister who's kind of crazy.

And so I, I wasn't, I wasn't mean at all. It was very nice. I called my friends over. I've dated crazy people Yes I didn't never date her What did the circle look like?

Was it like a plain circle or was it like a spooky occult looking circle or It was like a You know like at the time I was like Oh this is like a demon kind of thing right like with horns But you know I didn't take pictures of it that would have been cool But yeah I don't know so her she you know she was a nice person I thought I was warned about her before and there's you know there were two

these two ladies that were kind of showing up at my house all the time and they're best friends and so like I don't know about now but uh she made this like demon looking thing on my floor and uh I'm sorry you have to explain

she had a demon looking thing on your floor well it was like you know be talking about the items that she rearranged into a circle okay okay okay so we picked up with something made out Made out of silverware, knives, clothes, everything in my house. So I was like- She comes to your house. She has a knife and a snow globe.

And you say, come on inside. Pick the story up from there. Yeah. So she has a knife and a globe, but I know her. So I'm like, you know, I guess I should have said go away or something. But I was like, you know, I was like, what's going on? She comes up. She has a knife.

and she tries to explain to me why she has the knife. So it wasn't like, I'm going to kill you, right? She was like, this was hurting him. I'm like, what are you talking about? This is insane. So, and she holds this globe. And so she's like, let me show you. So I was like, okay, I could have died immediately, but I was like, okay, because I'm like,

she's clearly not well. But so she shows me, I have this metal guy, this liquid metal dude I bought from a geek magazine and he has all these knives in them right and so she took the knives out of the guy all so it's like a guy that's like liquid metal and he's got a knife here knife here knife here knife here knife here and i've here so she said they were hurting him so i took him out so she took all the knives out of the dude and put the guy on the floor and she has one knife left the smallest knife and a globe so she looks like a sorceress and so i'm like oh yeah no he's not real He's not hurt by these knives.

That's what he is. He's a knife. I knew she was out of her mind at this point, or it was a joke. You know, so I wasn't like, you know, but I still tried to explain it. So I called my buddy who had a schizophrenic mom. He comes over and he convinces me to play along because that's what happened with his mom. She would have these horrible breakdowns and you have to play along and be like, yeah, Yeah, well, I understand that the aliens, she said aliens sent her to reboot me so that we would come back to life as lions that were in love.

And she wrote me a big letter in crayon. And I have the letter. I still have the letter. You know, at this point, I do like, she's very attractive. We never dated. We never did anything physical at all. You know, we hung out like a, I knew her for years. And she's never had a breakdown like this, but she smoked weed every day.

And then at some point, she just... That's what did it. Maybe. But this company stole her YouTube channel and her boyfriend broke up with her. And because he couldn't handle it, I didn't know that she was susceptible to, you know, these kind of outbreaks. But he called me immediately after she posted this on Facebook. And he's like, yeah, this is, I got to tell you something about her. And so, you know, I don't hate her.

She's just crazy. But it was, looking back, it was like a cool, it was a cool memory. Because I'm like, I could have died, I guess, but I wasn't afraid because she's a woman. I was like, I could handle her if I need to. But how big was the knife? Small, very small. It was like, it was the smallest knife on the whole thing. It was like, it was like this.

Like a pairing knife. Okay. Yeah. It was the small knife. There's like a bunch of them, like seven in the, the, the, Liquid. A knife holder. It's like a human figure knife holder.

It's made out of like chrome or something. Right. And she took them all out of them because they were hurting him. I thought this was all a prank for so freaking long. Mental illness is super scary. It's real. I didn't know that it was, I've never experienced it really.

Mental illness is as close as you'll get to the paranormal because you're there with someone who is as far as they know experiencing the paranormal. They're hearing, they're seeing demons and hearing voices and they believe them. Like you're talking to something. somebody who's in a paranormal movie right now and you have to be so careful so that they don't hurt themselves or you.

It's super scary. So we just kind of played along and then we went to a restaurant. My buddy was like, let's just like take it to a fucking, to get some breakfast or something. Well, Taco Bell in her that'll sort of right out. Great idea. Take her on a date. This is me and my

buddies. All my buddies are over at this point. Four of us. Don't we pop on down there. Get ourselves in It was a prank or something was wrong with her, right? And so in either case, I'm not going to call the cops. I don't know. I should have maybe, but, you know, I knew her.

So I'm not going to hurt her. So anyway, so we go to get some food. She's having these crazy breakdowns. And eventually they just, after like an hour, we just take her to the hospital. They take her to the hospital. Real quick on the restaurant experience. Like, did she snap out of the psychotic state enough? enough to order where she'd be like, I'm going to restart you and we'll be lying.

I'll have the 12 minutes. She wasn't trying to stab me. She wasn't trying to stab me at that point. But we were, she never really tried to stab me. She just said she was going to, right? So she didn't physically do it. Yeah. I thought, yeah.

So I figured it was a prank for a while. Did you get the knife away from her to take her to the restaurant at least? Or is she sitting there at Denny's holding a blade. No, no, no, no. There's no, no, no. There's no, no, no, we took the blade away. her and then she would she would throw the glass ball right she had she had a globe we got to take that too yeah but she would throw it up and catch it like uh like like like toss it up in the air and

catch it she's gonna go to the bathroom come back with that thing in a socket brain you she can't hang on to that yeah so uh i don't know i don't know what the what the you know she was just kind of doing something i guess but yeah we eventually uh we got her out we went to the restaurant and then she goes to the hospital and they tested her for drugs and stuff so what the hell's going on. And, you know, it turns out, well, she had nothing, but she wasn't on her meds. So and the people that were with me, yeah, they were, it was an interesting experience for all of them. I can't see who they are because they're all badasses and they're all like executives of companies now.

But it's cool that they were there. Those are my buddies. Like they, they witnessed all this horrible stuff happen. And my world collapses. Because so it's not just her. There was two. There was this one girl and then her best friend. And the best friend was like, whoa.

She wrote this story that she said that I pulled her out of a car window or something and like, force myself upon her. But here's what happened with her. So this is. These situations happen to you if you're in, if you're desirable in L.A. And unfortunately, so you have to be very careful. But so this woman showed up at my house after partying with IG. and she went to a party with these IGN guys. And so she shows up and, you know, she was like wasted.

And she's like, oh, I need a place to stay. I can't drive. I'm like, well, you drove here. So how did you get here? So she's like, I just don't feel good. I'm like, well, I'm going to get you an Uber and take you home. No problem. And she's like, but how am I going to get back in the morning?

I'm like, I'll take you to your car. She's like, I'm not going to get into a car with a stranger in L.A. I'm like every woman in L.A. gets into an Uber. It's not a big deal and you know that. She refused to leave. I was like, I'm going to like this, this is a, this has happened to me a couple times. But I'm like, I'm going to, if you don't leave, I have to call the cops.

So she's like crying, right? And so I'm like, like, I did call the cops, but then, but then she was a ball. She started bawling her eyes out. So I'm like, all right, sleep on the couch. So I tell her to sleep in the couch And then she tells me she's afraid Because it's not her house So she wants to sleep in my bed

And this is a chick You know, I knew her But she was fucked up after a party or whatever And so she sleeps in my bed And nothing happens physically at all I just didn't realize I was putting myself into danger She refused to sleep on the couch

She refused to take the Uber that I would pay for and I would get her car and nothing happened at all and then she writes a story three years later she's like where this happened here's why I think she did that is because her friend who had schizophrenia told her that you know

and you know this chick she was she had some problems like all of her friends she introduced me to her friends and they would hang her hang themselves from hooks from the ceiling like in the movie the cellar I've told the story a lot

but so or the last king of Scotland I don't know or Hellraiser but they would literally hook themselves into their back so they have these massive scar holes so they would like hang from the ceiling

because that was their thing I'm like that's weird as shit but okay that leads to accusations about you you think she said it because she knows her friend but her friend hangs hooks and I'm I missed a step

no no I think that she I think that she heard her friend that is schizophrenic say, well, I don't know what happened, but I remember hanging out with Toby because I was her friend. And she did tell me that there was a, it was like a guy that was a kind of like a weird shady character in her apartment complex. And she felt kind of unsafe. So I'm like, hey, whenever you want, come over to my house. So this chick does come to my house. And I wasn't home. And so she like paces outside of my front door for five hours and puts a, uh, a crayon letter in my, you know, mailbox. And it's like, it's like, we're, I have to read, you know, it's like, I love you, but I'm a lion and so are you and you don't know it. And it's just this, you know, like a crayon note. I've never seen anything like that.

Did you tell the one with the knife to come over whenever she wanted or the one that's slept in your bed? The one with a knife. Yeah. She didn't have a knife when I told her. Sure. I had never seen anything like that. Her do, do anything like that.

Good question. But no, she's the one that had the breakup. and the company stole her YouTube channel. So she's freaking out. She can't afford anything. I'm like, well, you know, if anything happens, come over to my house. She lived right down the street, like a, you know, like a, you know, 20-minute walk, something like that. And so anyways.

So, but both of them would, you know, come over to my house because they were my friends for a while. And they were best friends with each other. Anyway, so, yeah, what else happened? Did she ever get her YouTube channel back? Was it a channel of value? I don't know. Was it a channel of value? I think so.

It was a channel that she posted to all the time. She wasn't huge, but she had her own business going, right? And this company just kind of took it. That's why I figured she had a breakdown. But anyway, so the one who had the knife, I have no hate for, but the other one definitely, like, let's just assume that the one with the knife is insane. The other one is evil, intentionally evil.

And she definitely lied because I never touched her at all. I was like, get out of my house, like constantly. And, but the other one, you know, we never had a physical relationship at all either. So it's like- They were both attractive, weren't they? One of the, the one with the knife was attractive. The one in your bed wasn't? No.

Really? Because in my head, I had built this story where she got chance after, chance after chance. People like people. She's waving red flags and you're like, I can fix her. I wasn't trying to fix her. I said I don't want to date you.

We did go on one date. One date. See, this is back to the 30% gambling, right? We went on a date. Roll the dice. And this was the person that I knew for a while, right? But we went on a date and ate sushi and it was horrible. So I was like,

Yeah, sushi. Never gonna happen. I love sushi, but the date didn't work at all. And so, you know, I told her, I was like, I'm not, you know, I'm not going to be interested in that kind of a thing with you. No offense. You're great. You know, you're fun. But no, she's not.

She's terrible. So the only date you got was with the less attractive one? You fucker. I think you're the fucker. Damn it. I read her manifesto. No. It says it there explicitly.

No, we went on a date and because it was like, ah, you know, she wanted to go on a date. She moved over to buy my house. She, like, we met at a convention in Florida and then like six months later, something like that. She moved over to write down by my house, like within a mile of my house. And I'm like, oh, cool. I'll introduce you to all my friends. And so I introduced her to all my friends. and she had nothing to do

but sort of kind of you know wiggle around and so discord but she she would cause problems constantly and she would only tell me horrible things about all of her friends right so this is a big red flag so she was talking smack about all these people

that she loved in person but she's like oh this guy he's like he smacked my ass or whatever and I'm like okay well don't hang out with them anymore and she's like well and she didn't you know Didn't matter. This happened a couple of times. So there's, there's another instance of a girl that I dated that love this guy who ard her, right? And she, well, according to her. And so we went to this party. This is a girl. She was amazing. Like, I love this girl. She was so cool. But we go to this part, his birthday party. And he's this very famous guy in Hollywood, huge family, massive. And he's just now getting uncanceled. And he's just now getting uncanceled. And he's.

getting back into it. Good for him. I'm not saying I trust her, but because I've seen her lie before, but we go to this party, his party, and this terrified me. So we go to this party. And so she says, so he made her say a password. Everybody got a password. Okay. Okay. This is a guy. He has a massive cool house. He was a fun guy. He's crazy. He went to the asylum for, four years. He was a crazy guy. His name rhymes with C. Kitty. No. No.

It doesn't. But anyway, so he tells her password to get in the party. And the password was grab the counter, something like that. Or grab the counter, Beech, something like that. And this is what he told her before he

arred her, according to her. So her password to get in his party was grab the counter bitch. And she said it to him. And we go and she starts crying. And I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, well, he made me say the password for what he did to me, you know,

the thing that he said before he did this to me as a password. And I'm like, why are we at his birthday party? Like, why do you want to hang out with this fucking guy? And she's like, well, you know, he can't help it. And so that at that point, I was like, that's that's not something i would do and at that point i was like yeah okay so this is either yeah she's got bad judgment it's not for me or maybe you wouldn't do that because once someone reveals themselves to be criminally inappropriate you ex communicate them yes right right so this guy

comes out and attacks me after this schizophrenic lady comes out against me he comes out against me he comes out and attacks me. He's like, oh, this fucking guy. And I'm like, I heard everything about this dude. Like, I didn't come out at him because I'm like, it's for her to do it. And she never did. But then a bunch of other girls did. And so you got canceled for a little bit. But apparently that only lasts a couple of years. And then you're fine. And so this person, would we know his name? If we heard it, would we recognize his name? Probably. Okay. Yeah, but like I said, it's not like I know for a fact that you telling the truth. So I'm not sure what I should do in the situation. But he's a brilliant guy, but he's a crazy person. Women have come to me once my thing happened. They came to me and they would

talk to me about him. And they're like, yeah, so this happened to him. And then he had to go to asylum for four years. And this is a girl that has, what's it called? Not bipolar, but like worse than that. You know, what's it? Borderline personality. BPD, yes. Borderline personality. So you know, she was a nice lady. And she told me about it. And she was just, you know, she wasn't crying or anything. She was just like, so this is what happened. It was a long time before, I guess. And she's like, he's kind of crazy. What was the fallout from the accusations? And how were you able to clear your name or try to recover? Well, people, people sort of cleared my name pretty quick because it's like, well, you know, people, you know, will always believe what they want to believe. But the girl that, you know, I didn't even know that this was going to happen. I thought it was a crazy girl having an outbreak, and I never was going to talk about it at all.

This girl had a mental thing happen, right? And years later, she posts something that's just like, you know, it's like, Mar, I woke up and I don't remember what happened. And Tobascus, I was basically, you know, said that I was the guy that did something to her. But that's not the case at all, of course. but she, the fact that she said it blew my mind. Like, I didn't even know who it was because someone told me, like, I can't believe this girl said this about her.

You need to sue her. I'm like, who? Like, what the hell happened? Max's girlfriend. She mentioned me, he was like, you need to sue this check. And it turns out I was told not to. At this point, I think I would. But I was told not to because it's like, well, it's going to look like a white guy

bullying a woman, a white powerful guy, bullying a lady or whatever. and so I was like, alright, fine. And so I didn't. But yeah, so I found out who it was, like, and I was mind-blown. Because, you know, when something doesn't happen, how the hell am I going to know who the hell it even was?

And so I read it, I read part of it, like the first two sentences. And I was like, okay, I can't do this. It was like, he pulled me out of his window of his car. It was absolutely insane. Nothing ever happened at all in my life. that was violent at all. Anyway, so I had my buddy read it and summarize it for me,

because I'm like, I'm not going to read this. It seemed like it was written by like an eight-year-old or something. She was like she hired some like idiot to write her post. But it's just so, it's terrible. Like, because I couldn't. It was a heartbreaking moment, right? But so anyways, so what happened after that? I hired the best PR team in the world.

They had a TV show made about them called PR or something. I don't know. It was something like that. But the best team, right? And they're like, here's what you do. Don't say anything. Or you'll be screwed.

I'm like, okay. So I made a video. I was like, yeah, this didn't happen. But I was like really upset. They're like, yeah, post one statement video. And I was like, but I was like losing my mind at the time. because I was stabbed. I was literally,

I was basically murdered in the public eye. That's what I felt like. And I was like, all right, whatever. And then she's like, don't look at it. And then later,

months later, she's like, yeah, maybe you shouldn't ever do entertainment again. You should never make a joke ever again about this situation because it's going to look very, you know,

insensitive. And at the time, I'm like, damn, this is evil. This feels evil. I can't make jokes about some horrible things.

that happened to me. Like, that's, that's gross. And, but I was like, all right, whatever,

I'm going to do other stuff. I, you know, I don't care. Uh, I loved making YouTube videos, but I have a lot of friends and stuff. And so I'm just hanging out on the beach and chilling it,

chilling out. But, uh, yeah, then people made these kind of compilations. And so, so after this event that she says happened, we made like 75 videos because I had no clue that there was some thing.

She was. holding in her back pocket. I had no clue. But we made tons of videos. Some of the best content I've ever made, I brought her into some of it because she lived down the street because she moved like to a mile from my house. Right.

And so anyway, we were hanging out. Nothing was weird. And she was talking smack to me about everybody else. I had no clue. I was actually a target at all. So this is why you should get. married and cut off connection with people that are trying to just like bang you or whatever because

you turn them down and they get murderous women get murderous maybe not like physically but uh they get like they want to destroy you with words and that's what men men are actually murderous women women can just lie and that was the same time believe all women was coming out and you're like well maybe don't believe all women and then immediately like believe all women by the way if any guy says they're a woman, that's a, that's a woman. Believe them also. Like, oh, so it's not possible for a guy to lie and say, oh, I'm actually a woman and I want to be in a bathroom with some little girls or whatever. It's like, bro, there's a massive, like a canyon between the whole understanding that it's like, all right, you can't understand that maybe don't believe people. They're

liars. They're capable of lying. And so I just watched it all happen. We all did. At this point, I'm just very careful, but I don't hate women. I don't blame women, obviously. I'm not going to blame a group. I don't hate any group at all, even though it's trendy. Like, I hate the Jews or whatever. Like, no, no, no. Blame the evil people. Blame like the murderers and the liars, really. So that's where we are. And so that's where we are. society now. It's like after that happened, COVID happened. And so it's like there was not only this thing in my life. I hate the Chicago Blackhawks. I hate modern day Chipotle workers. I hate who else. At least if there's a good Chipotle worker out there, I haven't met him yet.

We got some good ones in Florida. I hate the guy who came up with three minute unskippable Twitch ads. that guy sucks yeah it's good at him the guy who decided to put ads back on my Amazon Prime I hate that guy I don't know if you can I don't think so I can't never made an effort to do so I think even if you're like prime on the guy

you end up with ads no if you subscribe to that guy you don't get ads and there's another thing where you can now you can like subscribe to Twitch instead of the person and not have ads on any channel so I don't know what is that $12 a month or something

wow that's a deal That's two subs, right? If you watch a lot of Twitch content, yeah, it's two and a half subs. How do they delineate that fuck into the content creator, though? That I don't know. For all I know, Twitch takes it all, and they really de-incentivize the whole individual like throwing your prime at someone. Yeah, yeah.

I don't like unskippable ads either, but I just pay for whatever it takes to make them go away. Yeah. I mean, you and me are both YouTube premium users. I see people on Reddit shitting on it all the time. But then I also see them complaining that like, oh, my, they got around my ad blocker. Oh, these ads are so awful. I'm like, I don't even know what YouTube premium costs a month, but it's worth it. You should bring it's my number one.

It's above Netflix. It's above Amazon. It's above Spotify for me. If I had to go to my last one, it would just be YouTube. Because it's so much. It's the world that is your oyster when you're on YouTube. You know, like I get to watch my police shooting videos. I get to watch my like headline news.

I get to watch whatever accident or, like, chemical spill is happening. I get to watch paranormal investigation. I watch, like, X videos. I don't watch too many. That's blocked in my state. They want idea. It's blocked in my state, too. I had to remember what that was.

I scroll down through my X, whatever, and I just watch people getting murdered all day. That's what I see. On X. I thought you meant X videos. You meant X's videos. Oh, you mean Twitter. Oh, X the Twitter site. I thought he meant X videos, too, which is blocked in my state.

I was like, they got snuffed. No, no, no, no. Videos, I'll still my, dude. God damn. No, no, no, no. And, like, you can go to Motherless if you want to see him killed. No.

Lots of that. Lots of that. Lots of snuff on Motherless. It'll be like, girl strangled slowly. This is a good one. Shee. It's not real.

I hate real. It's not real. I can watch it. I think it's important to specify, the video begins with, like, with like, like, like, like, like, like an interview with a girl. He was like, so this is your first time working with choke them to death.com.

How do you feel? And she's like, oh, I'm so excited to work with the strangler. You know, it's been my dream. I've never listened to any porn video in my life. Welcome to about to be murdered.biz. I've never listened to it. You know, it's like I always mute, you know, back in the day. I would mute it always, and that's how I learned how to do it.

I was like, because I was a kid, and I would download videos from like wherever the fuck. And I would download these six second maybe, but I would definitely like a six second video, okay, and I would spend all night downloading it. I may be older than you, you might not even know about this. It's no chance. It took me all night

to download a six second video, okay? And so I would download it and in the morning, I'm like, this is going to be cool, right? Before I go to school, I'm going to whack it. And so I watched this video and because the thumbnail looks good. And there's two guys. It's two guys. I'm like,

And I just close it. I go to school. It was horrible. I was like, I'm gay. I'm kind of gay now. A little bit, a little bit more than before. I remember getting a lot of use out of the previews where it'd be like, there's enough here for, you know, 12-year to get out.

Oh, yeah. I've said this so many times, but you go to one site and then you did like four more pop-ups, you know, the other sites would pop up as an advertising. It's like, jokes on you. I like these too. Yes. I can remember, like, alt-de-fouring so fast, just trying to get them all gone.

As I hear my parents driving up the driveway, and they keep opening new ones, and I'm just like, face! I was the opposite. I was like, oh, what's this thing you're telling me about? You know what? My parents are pulling up. He's not so bad. Let me open some more windows.

This is right up my alley. No, when I was a kid, I used to, like, wake up at two in the morning. and I would play subspace and Ultima Online until school. It was the best. It was heaven. And after about five hours of that,

amazing game. But I would literally wake up at two in the morning because we had one computer. And so I would wake up at two and play till like six. It was so cool. Before we jump to the next thing. I played Ultima.

It's the best game in the world. My friend had it. I loved it. I'm sorry to cut you off, Taylor. So I didn't actually play it as much as I'd like to because it was his. It was on his computer. But whenever I came over, I think I liked it more than my friend. Really?

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Do you think that that guy's annoyed That his like a shit post on 4chan Became a real thing and because of the nature of 4chan and how it works Like no one will ever give that got credit Ever no one will ever know that he's the one that started it Oh I think I saw Kyle link to a trailer for backrooms Did you link to this like a few weeks ago maybe one two one a half weeks ago It's possible. Yeah maybe in the hangout or something like that

I don't recall We're in the... Yeah, I'm not sure. But I didn't make it to the trailer. It didn't suit me. Backrooms? I wanted to ask you... Yeah.

Backrooms. I wanted to ask what you thought about the new episode of Invincible. And if you've caught up on the boys. No, you should watch backrooms, the actual shorts. Watch like the... You know, he made like long shorts, 15 minutes long. Watch one of them. It's pretty cool.

Okay. Okay. Then you'll get the movie. as far as Invincible goes, I really liked it. I didn't. I expected it to be a slower episode. So I went into it knowing last episode was like one of the greatest of the grades.

There was tons and tons of action. I can fully expect this one to be kind of a rebound off that while one of the characters does this thing. And it wasn't just that. It was actually pretty good. There was some character building, which I enjoyed. And then there were some fights. And I was like, damn, Invincible feels like it's firing on all cylinders this season.

I know people are fussing about the animation. We talked about early on. But I guess for me, animation is not the most important thing about the show. I think if I was king, I'd have them invest in the voice acting like they did. Yeah, I agree with you. I really do. I liked watching the web comics. You know, that was enough for my brain to paint the picture of the show already.

So I don't mind. I wish it was better. Don't get me wrong. I saw someone and read it, like, just added shading to the Conquest fight, the most recent one. And it's like, fuck. Why did they just do that? I bet they just like click the button and like made it like much more impactful and more like, I don't know. It looked better.

Even if he spent all day on it, I think this studio should have had a guy like him spent all day on it, you know? Yeah. It looked way better. No, I like the episode a lot. The Thrag guy, it isn't imposing enough. and neither is his voice actor. Like, I feel like they've underplayed him so much,

but he's been on screen so much at the same time that I don't have any respect for him. I guess I know in the back of my head that he's probably the toughest guy in the whole show. The show has done me in it. 99% positive reviews? Yes, very good, very good. What are you watching on?

Amazon, yeah. So you're not familiar with Invincible? No. It's animated. It's based on a cartoon. I think we're in season five. Is that sound right, Kyle? Yeah, yeah.

We're in season five. It's based on a comic by the same guy who wrote Walking Dead, whose name's escaping me right now. And it is a really, I think the comic is done. The story's all flushed out to the end, and now they're making a TV show out of it. And it's good. It's good.

Yeah, it's tons of famous voice actors. I'm not an anime guy. I can't think of another comic I like. I liked One Punch Man season one from like 10 years ago. That was good. But I'm, I like Sword Art Online. Sword Art Online was amazing. The first season, same thing.

That one I'm not familiar with. What I'm trying to say is, I don't love every anime out there. I tried to watch Attack on Titan. If you played Ultima, Sword Art Online was kind of based on Ultima in some ways. A lot of it. It's awesome because Ultima had all these bugs, and the show is sort of about those bugs.

But if you die in the show, you die, you know, the characters would die in real life. But the same bugs they had in Ultima Online are in the show, which is amazing. For me, a TV show almost has to overcome the fact that it's animated, and this one does it. Yeah. Yeah.

I do wish the animation was better, though. There's some emotional moment. Like, if we're just having a fist fight, it doesn't have to be crazy for me, but there are some emotional scenes where, like, people are crying and, like, why did you do this to me? And I'm like, you could probably animate her face a little better. Like, the actress is killing it right now. It's like, I can't remember her name, but, like, she's killing it.

and the animation isn't meanwhile only her lips are moving yeah like here it's like come on come on hell do a little better no I like it I like this most recent episode it really seems like the story is kind of coming to

ahead here where we're heading to fight the big bad at the big bad planet the whole team is together um so yeah I'm on board I like it are you familiar with the storyline of what happens on Flaxion I don't I must not Omneman went to and destroyed, but somehow they came back this season anyway.

The Flaxons? Isn't that the, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. I know what's going on there. Yeah. Okay. Well, so you know what's going on that's not in the show? Like you're familiar with what the comic does?

Okay, yeah. So there's a whole lot to flush out with those characters that's still coming. I look forward to doing what you do with it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The comics are quite good. Flaxion?

Flaxion. You know, there's space. It's going to go to space. There's a whole galaxy of like aliens and there's a big evil empire made of basically Kryptonian Superman who kind of have like a Spartan-esque like society where they only the strong survive and they conquer every planet. And those are our main characters or some of our main characters. The main character is a half breed. He's half Kryptonian essentially and half earthling and he's got a heart. He's got a heart and so there's a big you know, there's

superheroes. The voice acting alone really got me on board. Like, Jay K. Simmons in there as Omni Man is so good. Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Conquest is so good. Steve Young, is that his name? Gwen. Who's the main thing? Yeah, I always think it's Glenn from Walking Dead. The Asian guy, like, he's in this with Jeffrey D. Morgan, also from Walking Dead. And in Walking Dead, Jeffrey Dean Morgan bashed in Glenn's brains.

Well, they get, he gets the other side of it here where Glenn gets to beat Jeffrey Dean Morgan to death. So that's kind of true. You're right. I didn't look at it through that lens. but yeah. I have to get on a call. Perfect.

Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I got to get on a call. What time is this end usually? We've got hours to go still. No worry about.

Hours? Usually go about four, but yeah. I have to take a call. Yeah, that's perfect. You know, man. Thanks for coming.

That's good. Thank you so much for coming on, Toby. Cool. Can I leave? Yeah, hours to go? Yeah. Well, hour 45. Oh, shit.

Cool. But I'm okay? You're good. This was fun. I loved it. It was very fun. We have to jump on Discord. We're talking about, we're making a server,

a Minecraft server thing. I mean, we'll see what happens, but these guys are in there, and it looks kind of cool. I mean, I don't... What year is it? I think he hung up in the middle of himself talking. That was fun.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Zach. That gets five good boy points for that. Those can be redeemed for any time a link is slow or an image. It makes my point less cogent. Yeah. Next time, Kyle says, show him how pretty she is. And Zach finds a hag with no makeup on.

He'll just cash this moment in. She's playing a dead boxing in that movie. This is not fair. I like when Zach does that. You'll be like, oh, you've got to pull up a picture of this girl smoking, and then she looks dead. Sallow gray eyes. Yeah, that was. Damn it.

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Yes, user code there. Christ, almighty. But they didn't, but they didn't sponsor us this week, Kyle. Yeah, that's all right. They'd still appreciate, you know, you still use code, no. It'll still work. Yeah, true. Just save it until next week.

Well, that was, uh, that was interesting. It's tough for me. Like, so they always get on me for interrupting. Chat. Have my job. Have my job. And try not interrupting this guy. What time was it when I was done with this?

Let's see. Oh, I never checked my phone mid-show. Have you been texting? Oh, you, I said at set, what time do we start? 6.30, right? Mm-hmm. Yep. I had 718.

He's rambling. Seven minutes later. Okay, he's just mentally ill. Jesus Christ. Poor guy. I wonder if he was on something. No, he's mentally ill. Yeah, I don't know.

That rambling can't stay focused on one. thing craziness, that's mental illness. He's manic right now. That's one of the symptoms of schizophrenia, which he seemed to know quite a bit about. Schizophrenia comes in a lot of different forms. He told us his sister's also schizophrenic.

Have you considered it's just all the other people lit in his life that are crazy? No, no. I've dealt with schizophrenia twice. It's just like that. They get all manic and hype. He's dated schizophrenia. Can't say focus. I have to.

No, I'm talking about. you, but I was joking. Like one of our friends had a little meltdown and he's come full circle and he's all good now. You know, like you just got to go get yourself from help. I think he used better help. I literally think he had some issues. He used better help. All better now.

I'm not sure that it was better help, but he's definitely better now. The idea that like someone would break into my house and arrange my knives and clothes into a demon head and I'd be like, where's the silly Billy's response? for this. Is that a summoning circle? You pranksters. Who used all my salt? Why don't you get all that goat blood at such an hour? Get the fuck out of here, man. That was a terrifying story. That was a terrifying story.

I like the other crazy person who invited to stay in his bed all night long. No one seemed to think that... Those weren't the same girl? No. Well, he told the stories if they were different people. Yeah. I don't know what reality is. Reality could be anything. He said there were two people.

He did. He did. It's like a fever dream incarnate. There was a borderline personality to girl, painting him black. It sounds plausible. I don't know. I don't know. Every once in a while, you're like, I know, like, we can all notice it, but I'll see Kyle

be like, you know, I think I'm cashing out on this one. And then I'll be like, I got to fucking think of questions or something. I'm just checking out from him, you know, like, just checking out from him. Because I saw he was mentally ill. You can't talk to him. He's going to fucking interrupt you every step of the way anyway. So I don't want to talk to her. That's why I said, like 40 minutes in the listener.

Like I was like there was that one point I brought him back on a story like, hey, hey, she's in there. She's got a knife and a snow glow. Pick it up from there, right? Because he was just going somewhere else. When you said that, I started counting in my head. I was like, let's see how long it actually takes him to get back on. it was 18 seconds or so

before he actually got he was like oh and you know it is and I'm not saying but I'm saying and I don't know how I feel about it I mean I like it and all but I hate it there was a lot of that a lot of like and the way he was like

and I guess they were just at Texas Roadhouse or whatever and she's tossing up a snow globe like a gangster flipping a coin on the street corner just just plain someone with that yeah that I that's troubling yeah

I'm not sure he's okay I'm sure he's not okay yeah it could just be temporary it could be like I don't know what it's like to talk to a co-care he might just be on a drug that goes away in a few hours

what was the okay I was so perplexed by the spelling things forward and backwards in regard to the stock market hmm were you yes you didn't that didn't seem par for the course after he had just explained that roaring kitty named himself after the antichrist the beast yeah man yeah and it's like what if you were like

going balls to the wall being like I'm gonna name myself that baby get back and beyond I read you loud and clear yeah say no more standing back and standing by Did you get you up on the boys? I'm not caught up on the boys. So there's three episodes that just dropped, right? I haven't watched any. They did three last year? They did two this year.

I don't know what strategy is there. I thought you fell off that show. Definitely not. It's not nearly as good. So I fell off a touch. But it's the last season. And I'm not going to stop one season short and not see the ending. I've watched it all, which it also includes Generation V.

So I've seen that too. Yeah. Two seasons of that. it's a good show you know if you've got to we saw a lady's ass I'll say that

you get full ass of good ass for the first like standing just butt she's about to sit on a dick so she's like you know she's getting into position and the camera's angle's kind of low

because we see full dong all the time no cock I just get girl heinie I saw both episodes I've seen there's no cock in either of them

no I think all sex is heterosex thus far. Even the gay character or the bi character, he goes, you know, right, I guess, left would be gay. This makes sense to my head. I'll work with it.

Yeah. I thought it's been really good so far. There was one scene where I was like, you could have done so much with that. This isn't a spoiler. There's a slow-mo scene. Like a speaker has one of those slow-mo scenes, and it was lame.

It was like, oh, this is where you do the montage. This is where you do like the musical, company, but while he runs around and moves bullets out of the way and, like, slaps the guy he doesn't like a couple times in the face and, like, eats a hot dog and, like, does all that shit. But they really, like, blew that moment. Other than that, it's been good. And Annie doesn't look quite as fucked up anymore. And she had that plastic surgery. He's not all the way better. You're still like, bitch. They need to throw that doctor in jail because I've seen the comparison picks. She was really pretty. Yeah. Who is in your ear telling her to do this? I pretty fucked most people were just hating on her I wondered how that happened like who made her feel like she wasn't pretty

in the first place who made her feel like she needed facial reconstruction of some sort she wasn't old it wasn't time I don't know what happened to her she's pretty she was pretty before she's less pretty now she's odd looking and when they do those flashbacks before the recaps before an episode you're

like, oh good, she's pretty again. Oh, that was season two. Oh, because she had like, she had like not chipmunk cheeks, but she had like full cheeks that looked pretty. Like she had a pretty round face. Not even round. I don't know. It's a full face, not a bony face. That's what, that was the difference. And now she's very angular and bony. And her nose looks so thin. It's a little off-putting. But, but it's not as bad as it was last year. Overall, I like the first two episodes. I like that they're moving things. along. There's a, in one episode, like one character, like, is getting the gang back together.

And we don't waste time by, like, showing what happened on the flight over. You know what I mean? Like, he's just there. He gets there. He gets the person and he gets back. And now we're back with the person to do the thing. There's not a bunch of horsing around. There's a lot of deaths.

A lot of, a lot of gory deaths. And as always, Homeland is just terrifying. Every time he's on screen, you're like, fuck. please don't take his legs from him or something awful like that. Just kill him. Is he always a bad guy

or is he like a mixed bag? No, he's always bad except they don't reveal it for like two episodes. I don't know. At first you think he's Superman and everyone worships him as such and then you get to see him in private

in episode like two or three. I think, does that sound right to you? Yeah, and he's very mentally ill. Like he's insane and he's been going more insane as the seasons have gone as this facade that he's built and this sort of personality disorder where he needs a hundred

percent love from everyone, which is kind of impossible to get. Unless you're Superman, like he's been living the last 35, 45 years of his life, just loved, marketed as a thing by a corporation, as a product, and to the fullest and fully embraced him by America. I mean, he's dressed as an American flag, basically. There's eagles on his on his shoulders, you know, he's the homelander. His cape is a flag. And now in these last. few seasons there's been cracks in the facade of his popularity and like competitors to it. And so he's slowly been going literally mentally ill where he's seeing like an alternate version of himself in the mirror like talking shit to him. And he's like every time he gets a great he so there's lots of

different superpowers. His father is kind of immortal. Like he doesn't age. Like he still looks 35 or 40 or so. But Homelanders getting like gray pubs and he's like, oh so Homelanders not immortal. No. So he's like plucking the gray pubes out. And he's like, he's like plucking the gray pubs out. And he's like, fucking fuck. And he's like, he puts him in a, he opens a drawer and he's got a jar full of gray pubs. He's been doing this for a while. And like this, you get an idea that this guy is, and so now you have a really terrifying proposition. Superman is insane.

Like, he's not just bad. He's like an evil crazy person. And no one can stop him. Like, he's too. Except for the boys. And that's what the whole show is about. I thought he was the head boy. He is.

He is. boys is like rag tag. The boys is like, there's a couple humans in the boys who are just regular people with like C4 and bad intentions. He's the seven. They're the seven superheroes. They're the most powerful superheroes. And he's the kind of evil that doesn't value other people at all. And I think we've talked about it before. There's a little scene where they want to get a new member of the seven. And they're doing this like DEI thing where they're like, we're going to have a deaf superhero. Look how effective he is. And even though he's dead. His super senses tell him everything.

He's basically daredevil. So Homelander, to prove a point, boxes his ears. Did I say he was deaf? He was blind. Now he's deaf and blind. And there's blood coming out of his ears. The guy's life is ruined. But Homelander proved his point.

And it's like, you just don't care about cruelty. You don't care about suffering. You, I should have said that. He's so mean. And he doesn't value. anybody's life and the fact that he can take it so easily and does anytime someone's in the room with him you worry that he might just kill him because sometimes he does yeah nobody can stop him if he decides to like and he does it in horrible ways like he's so powerful that he'll be like oh it's great

that's great i remember when i was a kid and you used to lock me in that oven over there just to see if i could take it 500 degrees it's crazy oh man get in there Then he cooks it? Well, that seems justified almost. Get in there. They're not superheroes. He can take it. These people are going to.

Now, I see your point. But he burns them to death. But did they know that he wasn't going to get fried up in the oven when they popped him in there the first time? They tested him like a lab rat as a child. And whether it's right or not, he is now subjecting them to some of the same humiliations and tortures that he endured. Like one after the other while everyone watches. What's interesting. is if you're not scared of Homelander, he doesn't hurt you.

And I didn't pick up on that myself, but I watched a YouTube video about it. And they just showed example after example after example. One of the guys that tortured him as a child continued to insult him and say that he's not living up to expectations and he sucks. Homelander did nothing to that guy. The guy who's like, he ran vaught industries, you know, the fire. He, he's the Gus Fereng as the actor from Breaking Bad, not scared of him. Heartbeat never even goes up when the Homelander intimidates him.

Homelander never lays a finger on him. Huey has had moments where he was not scared of Homelander and he doesn't do anything to him. But then when he is scared of him and he's like running through air conditioner vents, Homelander's trying to kill him the whole time. If you're not scared of Homelander, something tough to pull off,

he doesn't seem to hurt you. Yeah. Do they still use that Aquaman guy as like just a beat toy? Yeah. Basically. Yeah, yeah. The new season, he's once again,

just constant humiliations. He's got a, this is a small spoiler, but he started like a man-man-verse podcast. And he made his co-host a character who doesn't speak. So he's just, don't you, he's like, do you feel me on this one, Black Noir? And Black Noir just has like a soundboard. And he's just like, oh, yeah.

Just talking into the void just by himself. That's great. And he doesn't have any powers out. of the sea, right? He's just a dude at subway. He's very powerful. Like, he's strong and durable. Like, he would beat any human to death and tear them apart and stuff. But the problem is his issues are with people who can tear him apart like tissue paper. And his powers really are only helpful if we're in the sea, which is never, almost never. Yeah. So he's like afraid of Homelander and I don't even know the other characters. Homellander is just everyone's afraid of

That's what the show is kind of about is that everyone is afraid of him. He's a walking nuclear bomb who just at any moment he rapes, he murders like he kills children. He doesn't care he's an awful person. He's worse in the comics. And you've read all those?

Not all of them, but a lot of them, yeah. Do you think the show is representative of the comics? Yes, but it's way better. Like they fix some things and tweaked some things and it's just better. In the comics, there's a character called Black Noir, who's a part of the seven. He's one of the seven, and he's always... He's the clone. In the comics, he's a clone of Homelander that they kept as

like a backup project, but in the show, he's not. They do something different there, which is better. You know, he was a black superhero who they thought was more marketable if no one knew he was black. So he's in having to wear, but he's got brain damage like years ago. So now he sees literal loony-tune cartoon characters that talk to him and get him hyped up. to like save the day, but he's missing like a big chunk of his brain. Like he wouldn't survive. That guy seems potentially more dangerous than Homeland or if he has all the same powers. And he's a, I guess, in the comics in the show.

Yeah, in the show, he's more like a Kung Fu master who can like just rip you apart and throw the shiricans and stuff. Like he's like a master assassin. So in the show, he's not an equivalent to Homeland. Right. No, no, he is not. No one is. Like they, only once or twice have they like gotten a, gotten a, gotten a,

guy there who can go toe to toe with Homelander. Sometimes in a 3V1, Homelander will get like a bloody nose or something. And you're like, all right, so it's possible. Yeah. And then he fucks him up. Yeah.

Way more powerful. Yeah. Yeah. It's good job. I like, I love the gore. I love how bloody disgusting it gets. Like people will get torn apart, bisected down the center, like left for right pulled apart. And it's like, whoa, that looked real. There's so much

goo and like to save you the gore's too much i think and and here's i think in the 90s 80s there were like good fun rap songs with fun beats and entertaining lyrics that were clever and that got replaced by this gangster rap where sometimes they just use profanity for the sake of profanity the more crude they could be the songs weren't good or clever they took a step back in that direction and just replaced it with bad words and it worked. I think the boys does that with gore. I think that there's an episode that takes place, I guess,

Deep Sea, what the heck is that guy's name? The Deep, the Deep, thank you. The Deep is doing a boat chase and he gets a whale in there. Well, they ram the whale. And then for the next hour, the scene takes place inside of a whale.

It is so bloody and so gory and so gross. I'm like, what are we doing? Can we get a, out of the whale. There's intestines dripping over every whale. Seen after scene after scene. Can we leave the intestine room that this whale has become? The whale, okay?

No. That said had to be expensive. The whale explodes. The whale didn't do well. They rammed it with a boat and killed it. And then I forget why they were in the whale for so long, but that's just where they were for a while. Yeah. I thought it was gratuitous.

Did they ram a boat through the whale at maximum speed? That's how I remember it. I think the deep is trying to stop them. So he, like, parks a sperm whale in their way and, like, beaches it. And they just hit it right in the middle with, like, a speedboat or something. It's something like that. Even in the sea, he's not useful, apparently. Yeah, I mean, he has, he's riding a, in the new episode, he's riding a fucking hammerhead shark.

And the shark's complaining all the time. He's like, shut the fuck up. We'll leave when I say. I mean, he is super strong. like super fast and he could beat up any human for example. It's just compared to the bigger superheroes. He's not that good. Yeah, yeah.

If you're a low tier, super hero like that guy. He's like an idiot. An idiot is on target. Yeah, he is just so dumb. He fails to see basic things coming. If you were that low level of a superhero, I feel like your life would be better if you just pretend to not be a hero at and you just go thrash in professional sports.

Yes. Oh, dude, at this point, villages in Africa have no water or the hypotheticals I throw at chat, GPT. Hey, you know what? You know that thing I talked about, how I never missed a shot? Let's reverse that. Let's say that I'm such a good defender

that I can shut down any player on earth. Doesn't matter who it is. LeBron, Steph Curry, you name it. I hold that guy to zero points to this game. Could I bring the Kings to a chip? still no couple issues in this case of just a role player

but an effective one who's useful in situations and he still thinks dearian fox is going to work with me but that guy got traded chat gp you're fucking up they're behind the times yeah in this universe they test you and they find out that you were a soup and they wouldn't let you compete probably

I mean you could fake it you could pretend to be less strong or something. It seems like what the low level superheroes do is it's our universe. So they become like influencers and they're like NASCAR drivers with all the sponsors on them

and like doing TikToks while they like. So they can compete in some stuff. Oh for sure. Well, and what like NASCAR you said like no no no he's dressed like a NASCAR driver as a superhero. He's solving crimes with like ads all over his

body. I don't like when they have ads on professional athletes. You don't. It cheapens it, right? It's a bad look. Cheapens it. UFC looked a lot more professional when they got just one sponsor for all their gear and people didn't come in with come in there with Condom Depot written on their ass. It was a bad look. Do the more I learn about Dana White and how he like treats and pays those fighters, that kind seems like a real dickhead. What? Like just really not being fair for the amount of damage those guys are putting their bodies through. Fair is fair as fair.

If they can get more elsewhere, then they should absolutely explore those opportunities. Okay? The more you pay these guys, the less they fight. They should get paid less. The guys at the top are making way too much. They really are $10, $15, $20 million to fight? No, it should be a few hundred thousand a fight. It should be just enough that if you keep fighting, you can live an extravagant lifestyle.

Like, that should be it. Like, you should get them hooked on expensive, extravagant lifestyles. Don't let them invest a fucking penny. They're spending $300,000 a month. They make $3 million a year. All right. This is perfect. We'll keep them fighting forever.

They'll never retire. They'll never say no to fighting the up-and-comers. They'll never say no to fighting three times in a year because we really need you for the end of the year card. That's what Paramount's bonuses are coming through. And if we could squeeze out an extra 300,000 impressions, that's a lot of money. And we'll give you 10%.

That's what I want. I want hungry fighters, not fat, well-fed fighters. who don't even need to get involved with the sport if they don't want to. Then you just work their outside opportunities. That's how you get a Connor McGregor who hasn't fought in like a decade or something like that. Or a John Jones who like says he wants to fight, but he's not fighting, not fighting. I'm all for people getting paid what they're worth. They're getting paid with their worth.

What about the midrange guys? Don't they make like a pathetic amount? Midrange guys get paid okay. No, midrange is like 80, 80, 100 to 100, I think. It's interesting because it's where the UFC is better than boxing. So it turns out only the top of the card actually sells the tickets. So in boxing, Mayweather gets all the money or pick your guy. And then everyone else makes pennies.

In MMA, the champ does not make boxing money. He makes 10% of that. But somewhere in the mid range, they do better than they would have in boxing, I'm told. Now there's an interesting thing happening because usually when Dana doesn't get the fighters he wants it's because he doesn't want those fighters I know that phrase that funny but like you know in ganu for example

Dana's like let that guy go fuck that guy I don't like working with him but now the fighters he wants are going elsewhere like that Rhonda Rousey Gina Corona Corona fight Dana wanted that that was like the big thing Dana really wanted that

and they had a deal like all worked out and they were going to fight on a card Rhonda was ready and Gina said she needed more time to get in shape, which is fair because she's fucking fat. And then they switch from pay-per-view to the Paramount model. Now, Rhonda doesn't get the deal she wanted. They left.

They're doing it on Netflix. Nate Diaz, he's going to Netflix. He's on that card too. There's a handful of fights that Dana really wants that he didn't get because he was outbid. And that didn't happen before. Like when he let Demetrius Johnson go, he just didn't want that guy very much. He didn't think 115 pound fighters sold tickets. Do you think he thought Funky Fresh had more fights in him than he did?

Because that Lawler win is a fluke and a half, if you know what I'm referencing. Like he really should have came in and been like one in three and then one of the most spectacular chaos of all time. Ben Ascran got traded. Ben Ascran was with another organization and Dane White basically traded Demetrius Johnson for Ben Ascran, a guy who was over the hill and he had like one funky wrestling skill. that's what makes him interesting. And then he'd been hyped up a ton by Joe Rogan. If this car ever comes to the UFC, you'll take over. No one can stop it.

And then meanwhile, Demetrius Johnson is one of the goats. Like, he's one of the greatest. He's up there in like title defenses in the top three or four. Like he's got a ton of title defenses. But he fought it 125 pounds. So he's a little guy. Didn't get the views. Dana got that trade wrong.

I need to pull up the Netflix card. But I think there's like three fights on there. Dana wishes he had and he got outbid. Now whether Netflix or whoever that organization is can continue to outbid, Dana, we'll see. But I'm so torn on one hand. I thought that's Jake Paul's organization that's... Is it? I didn't know.

That's putting the fight on. I thought it was. Maybe it is. I like it when all the fighters in the same organization. I would absolutely hate it if, you know, the New England Patriots and the Dallas Cal were the two best teams in the world, but one was NFL and one was XFL and they never played. They'd be like, fuck, now we don't know. And that's what happens when, you know, you have more than one UFC. Yeah.

If they paid more, though, you would get guys that might otherwise go to like the NFL or something. Like the tier of physicality and fighter, it seems like it'll be so much more impressive. Like, if, you know, the, if the cowboys are going to pay some guy 10 million a year, to be an O-Linman, but Dana White offers to pay 11, like suddenly you're going to have just more physical, nasty beasts. No way. No way. It's just such a better sport. You can do years and years in the NFL and make tons and tons of money, and there's more and more money to be made. It's never going to be like that in the UFC

for just your average guy. But then it limits their talent pool. I think they're fine with that. They're off pay-per-view. They just need to put on the fights now. we'll see we'll see where this goes i i think dana's put out a worse product in recent years than he had before that and even the white house card fell so far below expectations that all the fight fans are just angry at dana angry at the ufc not interested in m mb because dana is just phoning it in you think he really doesn't give a fuck that much. He's doing boxing now. So he

started this thing called Zufa boxing and immediately he hired some boxer who was like one and two in his last three and gave him like 10 or 15 million for one fight. Boxing stinks compared to UFC as a casual watcher of combat sports. It's just not that interesting.

Oh, for sure. How do they forget? Time and time again. I'll get a hype for a boxing fight and then I watch it and I'm like, how did I forget boxing's dull? I'll never watch another boxing match. Like Wings Redemptions boxing matches, probably the greatest boxing match I've ever seen in my

life. All right? Every moment of that, I was enthralled. Including the walkout. The walkout was incredible. That's one of the greatest walkouts I've ever seen, and I've seen them all. I've seen them all, baby. All right? That was impressive. That really was an impressive. It was a good walkout.

It was like legit good. Then he beat the brakes off of fucking boogie. That's what makes it even better. What if he'd come out rapping and then gotten like really handled? Like Boogie was on enough painkillers that his hips didn't hurt or whatever, and he just threw a whooping on Wings. Oh, yeah. Wings was like, this ain't no gas station.

That's good. Booggy's like, you know, I'm going to kick your ass tomorrow. He's like, I think you got your ass kicked by the three steps on the way to this press interview. And he did. He struggled with like three stairs. That's what Wings got his. confidence. Boogie's like on an oxygen tank in the

in the middle of the press interview. That was wonderful. I'm so happy for him on that thing. He's not the best person and we've always had issues, but my God, that was so cool. He and Harley were the only ones in that fight lineup that had

good, like well-structured walkouts and everyone else seemed to phone it in a little bit or just. I didn't watch the other fights. I just watched those. too. I saw whatever ones were between

boogie and wings and Harley and I don't remember who Harley fought. It was another big guy. The mayor slant town. Yeah. And then Harley got tossed out of the ring but then consummate performer as he is, hops right back in,

knows it's for the fans. I wouldn't have fought that guy Harley fought. Jeez, Louise, that guy is scary. That was the impressive part about Harley's performance to me. If the mayor of slam me threw me out of the ring, I'd be very tempted to stay out of the ring. I'd be like, you know, no one would hold it against me if I said that hurt. If I'd like fade a back thing.

Oh, God. Oh, geez. Yeah. Oh, geez, dude. I can't. I can't do it. Yeah. Sam Hyde actually had a good one, too, of the influencer ones, where he just beat some poor guy.

severely because the guy who like volunteered to fight sam hyde was like six one and that's quite a bit smaller than than sam did sam had have lifts in his boxing shoes i bet he did dude with like high heel boxing shoes being like six five and like always wearing inch and a half lifts is hilarious like that's it's a funny bit got to be seven feet tall you know i didn't like that about Harley because I think Harley's his height or maybe a little taller and he's used to be in the big boy in the room. When am I going to lure you back to phasmophobia again? I'll be down. I'll be down soon. This is a fun game. I enjoy it. You having the expertise now is something I really value because I have not played even 5% as much as you at this point. And Kyle's, you know,

the way we had some people in the hangout saying it's a revenant it's a ujibu or whatever like the the weird Japanese names are like Kyle will be like it's 100% of spirit we got to go and I'm like really we've been here for 40 seconds and then we just we bounce out we get a crazy amount of XP a ton of money you're really kind of mastering it so yeah I'm trying to so there's there's like 27 different ghosts and have you left grandma's house oh yeah yeah yeah okay That was the newest map in the game. So it was like a brand new thing to the game. So I wanted to play a ton of that.

Plus it's like the fastest way to get in and get out early on and rack up money and XP. But the real high level of the game is when they take the evidence away. So all those gadgets don't give you evidence from the ghosts anymore. And you have to guess the ghost kind of based on its vibe. Like how fast it blinks or how fast it walks. If it speeds up when it's near electronics, if it walks slow when it's hunting but fast when it sees you um if it if after using the incense

against it it comes back in 60 90 or 180 seconds um those are all like hard proofs for different ghosts if it turns the fuse if it turns the fuse box on if it turns a light on like there are certain certain ghosts that can't do those things you can eliminate them like there's infinite minutia in this fucking game to memorize and it's so hard to memorize But I'm getting there to the point where sometimes I walk in the house and I'll be like, it's a demon, let's go. That's it. And it's like 40 seconds, like you said, you can guess it. Well, the demon is the one that fucks you up like immediately.

Yeah, yeah. I've been killed under, like the first minute of being in the house, the demon will kill you. Sometimes. I'm playing Counterstrike now. Ooh. So many. Here's, if you don't know, counter strike is a really hardcore shooter. Everyone knows that.

I thought I would hit the ground running more. so than I did. I've been playing shooters like it's a full-time job lately. I'm in aim trainers and I've watched a lot of Counterstrike specific like tip videos and stuff. I thought I might hit the ground running. I didn't hit the ground running. I'm awful. I'm a little slower at learning maps I think than even an average person. But I had some cool clutch moments that I really enjoyed. There was one time like the game, this game goes to eight and I think we're like five five. So we're either going to be up or down and it's an important game. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing,

but it's down to 1v1. Me versus the other team, they got one guy. My whole team's spectating me. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know where I'm going. I'm looking for the other guy and I'm lost. I don't even know like what I'm supposed to be pushing towards.

But as I wander around lost trying to learn the map, it turned out to be this like five head play where I flanked around him and I shot him in the back. it took no skill. My whole team was sight. I'm like, yeah, I'm kind of him. I knew that work. I wasn't confused mumbling around. And I'm like, honest.

Like, you chat with your team and I do comms and stuff. And I try to, like, help or even ask questions. Like, guys, like, is the shotgun good for a new player? Like, is this smart play? And it's the final game of the match, right? It's like 7-7. and someone's about to win. And half the teams are wiped out on either side.

And someone on my team shouts, the bomb holder's not even going the right fucking way. And I'm like, oh my God, how do I give this to someone more qualified? And then vote to kick comes on the screen. And then this guy who's so nice, goes, guys, don't kick him. He's new.

He goes, Woody, follow me, which is exactly what I do. What key prompts the brunt splits the bomb? And you have to be really close. Like, stand here, press E. I thought I was doing it. I had to move forward like another six inches. I press E.

We win the game. It was great. But I wasn't because I was good. It was just because my team locks it down. You got to invite dirty. He's chomping at the bit to play. I did. I invited dirty last night.

It just turns out that like twice a week he plays competitive with his brother. and it was one of those nights. Yeah. You know, he's so scared of phasmophobia. That's the reason he won't play. He'll see us playing and he'll be like, man, that looks fun. And he'll, I'm playing. I'm not getting scared at all.

And he's scared watching me play. We're trying to get him to play, but he's genuinely like got that. A little phobic of the ghost. He's genuinely scared of the game. Like it's, it's not that scary to me. Sometimes it is, but I want to get him in there. Yeah. I'm lucky because I'm on this podcast and you know how it is.

Like there's people willing to hold your hand when you're trying to learn something new. So I'm going to take advantage of that in CounterStrike and get some assistance. Oh yeah, Dirty be the guy to go to. He's probably the best CS player we know. He is. Yeah. I've got that one guy.

I've talked about a few times. He's rusty, but probably on Dirty's level two. Yeah. I still want to see him one B one. Dude, like I got a new mouse and they all voted to kick him for cheating. He's like, I'm not even cheating. This mouse is just great. Is the problem with CS that

the opponents are like so good at clicking on heads that like you're just out competed? No, I thought I would, I thought I knew how to handle the recoil. So in CS when you're moving, the guns are incredibly inaccurate. So like if you're holding D to move right and you tap A, instantly it gets accurate.

So I had practiced that outside of game conditions and thought I was good at it. And then in game conditions, it turns out I'm terrible at it and I'm like I hold it full auto and you wouldn't believe when your cursors are on target

just how far off your bullets are going like I'm blasted out windows and killing chickens and shit my cursor was where I wanted it and I'm doing something horribly wrong but what I like about CS is I feel like whenever I lose one of these gun fights

it was I got outplayed instead of just like bullshitted I've been like, yeah, a more skilled player could have won that I'm learning. Well, you're playing with people of your ELO, right? There's some sort of ranking system where you're only with people of your approximate skill level. Not yet. I'm in casuals. Like, you have to play enough casuals to open the competitive games, which I think I've opened, but I didn't want to subject people really trying to win to my skill.

So I'm in casuals where I'm mixed, I think, with other people, anybody. Yeah. Yeah, that's the entry point. I mean, I've played a few times. I maybe got like five or ten hours or something like that. It just really seemed like there were grenades going off that would kill me. And I was just like, where'd that come from? And they're like, he threw it through that hole in the wall from the other side of the map.

Like it hits you off spawn. That's why you take a beat right here. Or you go left. And I'm like, all right, well, I'm very familiar with that. I played a million hours of cod four. But like, how long does it take to know that? I wasn't casual too. I'm sure I was.

I do like the way the rounds work and the weapon purchasing works. That seems, it seems like a game that's meant to be competitive and to not give you any like bullshit deaths to really make it about skill. And that's why I don't play it. Is it the biggest game? Like, is it still like the most? I think it is the number one shooter in the world player base wise. And Deadlock, Valve, makes the,

the number one shooter and the number two moba on the planet. And now they're making a moba shooter. And they have the Steam client and valves like marketing engine behind it. Deadlock might be one of the biggest games in the world. It probably comes out this year.

Oh. Is there a footage of it? I don't think it's going to be your cup of tea. Yeah, there's tons of footage on YouTube. Deadlock. But I find it too complicated to learn. Like so it's everyone's... Oh, no, mind. I know what this is. Everyone is a hero. So in any hero shooter, I'm sure audience knows this. You need to quickly identify who that hero is, what their capabilities are, and figure out how

you can arrange this fight to be on your hero's advantage or priority and avoid the things that he's really good at. Right. So this guy's the Billy Glote, who's kind of a melee character. Obviously keep your distance, keep shooting him, don't let him touch you. There's 40 heroes. That's so much to learn. My favorite hero, she looks like Jesse from Toy Story, the cowgirl. And she has a barrel that you can throw at people. Okay. Well, if you roll the barrel at people, they just walk sideways and it doesn't hit shit. So what you have to do is drop the barrel, quickly punch the barrel as it flies through the air in an arc, shoot the barrel when it's close to the bad guy and then it's going to get them. That's how you actually do that. Yeah, well, that's kind of skillful. I dropped the barrel. I

punched the barrel. Now it's just rolling it effectively. Now my barrel's on a timer because I fucking didn't punch it. It didn't hit it. I didn't do jack shit to anybody. And that's how I played deadlock. A barrel lazily roll through the courtyard and pointing and laughing.

Laughing at it. It's rolled by harmlessly. I would struggle so much at this game. I would not. I would not. I'm watching deadlock right now. I think my next game, like unless there's a new release that like I could be drawn to any genre, but my next game's going to be another horror game. I want to play another

honestly I'm looking for another paranormal investigator game I really like the going into creepy houses with the bad night vision camera and then hearing the drip drip drip and the like I'm digging all that I think it's going to be another horror game I haven't played many of them to have the one picked down

the one I'm thinking of I don't think it's close enough like you dead by daylight have you played that before yeah I like those okay but you need like friends who play that like you need your you need a full party of friends It felt like a lot of running around random tables and being like

Oh, you can't get me. Run this way. That's a big part of phasmophobia too. Like we don't do that because y'all don't know how to do it. But training the ghost around tables when you watch like a player that's got 4,000 hours, it's like, well, what the fuck? You can just do that? They'll just like run in circles around the table.

But they'll like zigzag left and right. And the ghost is like up, left, right, left, right. And they've got it like stuck. They're like juggling the ghost around Can you see the ghost while you do this? Barely. Like it goes invisible, but you have to listen. So it might go invisible and then go around the left side of the table

and you won't react in time if you're not going by audio cues only because you hear the steps. And some of the ghosts are really, really fast. Like three times faster than the player. Like when they walk, it's bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, and when you walk, it's bump, bump, bump, bump, it's terrified. And you have no sprint. They may as well take.

Very little. rent out of that game because you get four steps and your guy is like, they do with the hard difficulties. At the hardest difficulties, they cut your speed into 50%. And they make the go speed double. And they take all the evidence away. Well, that's impossible.

And they take all your sanity away. You start at zero insanity. And they take all the pills away so you can't get any more. You have to creep into the house. As soon as you get in the house, you hide in the first bedroom with every bit of the gear that's in the van at once. and you're just like creeping. That's too much.

On a kind of e-sports thing, Age of Empires 2 continues to grow. It's getting bigger and bigger. I linked you, Kyle, or you actually looked it up on your own, where you, yeah, you showed me the player base, and it's going up. They just had their Red Bull big tournament. they had 3,000 people in an arena.

They had a couple hundred thousand watching on YouTube and Twitch. Pretty solid. It's almost getting non-competitive. And by almost getting, I mean entirely non-competitive. Hera has won 16 major tournaments in a row going back three years. No one has won but him. That guy has been playing that game so long, Woody, that when I got into a different RTS 12 years ago,

his old videos at the time were the ones I used to learn that game. Like his Asia mythology videos were the ones that I would watch over and over and over while playing and watching. And if I ever made a mistake, I'd just start my game over and start his video over and go again and do that shit for six hours a day. He's impossibly good. He was down three to nothing in the finals in like a best of nine. And then he won five in a row.

like just rolled this other guy and the poor other guy is some like Austrian dude who has come in second for like 16 tournaments in a row and you can just see his face like oh my God it's happening again it's happening again nobody beats Austrian dude 17 times in a row does he have a super high

does he have a super high APM or is his like game knowledge just on that another level which is it that's leading him to his victories The reason he's so good is both. His APM is mainly high, and he also just straight up does not make strategic mistakes. Like, it can look like he's getting dominated in his base, losing a bunch of villagers, this and that. And where a lot of other players would give up, he'll just expand.

What's the game called again? Age of Empires, too. Yeah. And he's, it's the biggest RTS, which, you know, is impressive in the shooters world, not impressive at all in the shooters world, but it's It's fun to watch. It's exactly like watching Gris montages back in the day, where you'd watch Gris do the no-scope sniping thing, and you'd be like, I want to hop on Cod4 and do what Gris is doing.

And then within one game, you're like, oh, no, I don't have the sauce. I stink compared to this guy. That's how I feel watching Hara is I'll be like, you know what, I think I actually could enact some of these strategies. But then you get into a high APM-style RTS, and you kind of almost panic when you start getting rolled. And he just never panics.

Never worries. Here is number one APM in the game. 112. That's his rolling average? That's crazy. Yes. 105 is second place. And then four to 87.

Yeah, he, I think he was the first player to hit over like 3,000 Elo in the game. And so he'll like go on 12, 15 game win streaks against the other. top 10 people in the world. Just wreck these poor Chinese guys. What how many hours he has? Because he's been playing that game religiously as his job

for over a decade. Forever. Yeah. I don't know. He's solid though. He's the most fun one to watch. How's his personality? Is he like funny? Is he just all business? No, not all business. He'll like joke around. Like a lot of his big

videos on his channel that I haven't watched one in a while. It'll be like, hey, I've got five viewers. each around like a thousand to 1100 Elo and I'm going to play all five of them at once which is crazy because there's a population cap in the game and so it's like he has to manage within 200 pop at the same time they do and he'll all he'll even pull punches to be nice to them he'll be like you know I could just roll this guy right now but you know he's a patreon and I really don't you know I'm going to weaken him enough so he's not a problem but let's

keep them in the game folks let's keep them in the game and then it's just in then bounce and go to a different guy uh usually he'll not win those because it's an impossibility no one should be able to win a one on five in a population capped game like even five people who kind of stink and are worse than me at the game are going to be able to field armies big enough that you know five on one not not going to not going to play yeah makes sense i i i like it when streamers are nice like i was watching as tec cross so as tecross was a destiny two player and still is a little bit of bit. But he switched to marathon. All the destiny guys have kind of switched to marathon, which is my main game right now. He's in game. And he wipes like two out of three guys on the other team.

And the one remaining is like, Aztec, Aztec, I love you. And he's like, you know, like, bro, that's nice and everything, but you're about to die. He's like, just let me talk to you for a second. The guy comes up, he dumps all his gear on the ground. Just take it. Just take it. I just want to tell you, you are real one for support and destiny when no one else did for all those years. I love you, man. I watched you.

And Aztec's like, take all your shit back, man. Take it all that. Your safe word is avocado. If you see me in Gabe, you say avocado, well,

we will let you live. And that's how it went down. And I thought it was a really good way to handle a super fan. Yeah, I like that. I've seen it go. the other way in Tarkoff where like the stream someone will get in the streamers game and and be buddy, buddy with him.

And Tarkov games are long. They can be 40 something minutes long. For 30 minutes, you and little Billy have been going, have been teaming up. And like he's been behind you and the streamers just been murk and everything. He's seen bots, people and just, hey, take that. Oh, I don't even need that. Oh, that's not even good ammo. Yeah, take it all.

Take it all. I'm staying light for the kill. You just pile it up. You just carry it for me. And then they get it in. It's like, man, that was a hell of a run. It was nice meeting you little bit and Billy shoots him in the face. He can't even carry the gear.

Like, he's already loaded down. He can't carry another ounce of gold. Or he can't pick up a fourth gun. Like, like, it's just spite and cruelty for the, for the chat is all it is. Yes. I've seen that. It's good content, but it's not cool. And they'll always be like, I'll never, ever trust anyone again.

And that'll last for months. Like you'll see, you'll see people like, like, oh, oh, hey, it's me. It's me. I love your. And they're like walk up and like, like, pop, pop, confirm it to kill. That was for Philly. That's for Philly. Just no mercy for months.

Yeah. And I understand, especially in Tarkoff where there's no reviving anybody. Hell yeah. You just die super quick. And that's the end of it. In this game, had that guy, well, he threw all his gear in the ground. He wasn't going to kill anyone. But had he killed him, his friends would have killed him and raised him.

It'd be fine. But yeah, I like it when streamers are nice. I really, I feel like, you know, ah, we made the right guy rich and famous. He's still cool to people. I like to see that. Yeah, yeah. The interactions like that between streamers and stream snipers are sometimes some of the best content. Back in the day in PubG, when Shroud was super into that, he'd have massive PubG streams.

And there was this stream sniper who became. famous and got his own channel just from how funny his stream snipes were. God, I wish I could remember his name. He wouldn't speak. He would just make like, like he would say the same thing over and over, like his name. I can't remember what it was, but he would just, he sounded silly, and he would just be like, Pop Tar! Like, that's all he would do. It wasn't Pop Tar, but it was something like that. And they were, they were hilarious. Strat would put him in the back of the car and Strad's like, hang on back there and just jump the car off a cliff and kill them both or something like that. They had so many fun interactions.

that and sea of thieves interactions are golden like half of the entertainment value 80% of the entertainment value of a sea of thieves stream is derived from the people that you're playing against

and you can't stream that game anymore why not I forget the specifics of it but essentially it's very easy to figure out the server and DDoS it so if you're a summit I'm trying not to say peanut but if you're peanut like anybody

with an audience, they'll dedos your server and your game session's over. It sucks. How does that work? It's a public server. I don't know the specifics of how it works, but I did watch it happen like two weeks ago. You sure they weren't playing in a private game? I don't know how they figure out. It's just, I don't know how they figured out like how to get in,

how to which server to DDoS, but they did. And the, again, I don't want to talk about peanut, but here we are. Peanut's friend, knew all. about these mechanics and he's like we're going to get DDoS we're not going to be able to finish this game that's how this is going to go and like as soon as they got out of the tutorial that's exactly how it went down people immediately figured out what server he was on and ruined it one thing i could imagine is is like if if you interact with other players and you see that other players name perhaps

you could look up that player's profile find what game he's in but i didn't know you could just DDoS a public like a server like that on that game. That's a big game. I think it's just not a street. That was the case. Like stowing away on somebody else's pirate ship and hiding on their ship while they do

literally hours worth of work. Going from island. They're doing this big story campaign event where you stop at eight different islands and on each one you do some Laura Croft Tomb Raiders shit. You defeat a skeleton captain. You take his emerald or ruby out of his head

and you're just piling gold up. And you, at the end of this thing, you're going to get a mega chest by doing this chain of quests and summit to sleep on that boat the whole time here and all they're plotting. And he's just sitting there like smoking weed and like talking to the chat. How does he make that part entertaining? Like he's hiding on a boat. Oh, it's so scary. Because like you're listening to them and he's like, he's like a hitman from the hitman game like walking in the shadows and like hiding behind poles and stuff. And you're listening to their voice chat, and he's having fun with that.

But the fact that he's there while they pile all that stuff up, the first is two hours of build up as you watch the pile of treasure that they're getting like build. And then as soon as he sees the mega chest, he springs this trap where his buddies come over the horizon or around the rock. They've been hiding behind a rock in the ocean in their pirate ship. He's like, now. And like they come out of hiding with their ship, start bombarding the ship. he comes out, lights a mega bomb and throws it in the bottom of their boat and jumps off with the like magic megachist and swims away with it or he paddles away with it in their rowboat while

their ship immediately sinks to the bottom and the like the stragglers are being just destroyed by his buddies and you can hear them they're screaming they're complaining no not our mega chest not a ratina i'd be so upset and then he'll do this shit where he'll take it and he'll hide it you can bury things like a pirate. And so you can, and you just, you have to remember where you put it. Like, there's no way to find it again. It's memory. And so he'll go to the island where you cash in the megachest. He'll bury it there. And then he'll wait for the people he wronged to show up. And he'd be like, yeah, you want your megachess back, don't you? And depending on their attitude, he may or may not give them their mega chest back. How often is he giving it back? For real.

It depends on their attitude. If they're chill about it or, but if they start saying like the N-word to mess up his stream or like play copyrighted music through their mic. He's like, kill him. They're so much better at the PVP that it's not even like a fight. Like he's doing these like cancel reloads where he's he's killing you in just a couple seconds. Just bang, bang, bang, bang, boom and you're dead. And they slaughter them all.

Sell the mega chest, laugh at them and go to find a new server. Summit has become one of my favorite streamers. And this is a thing I've seen him do twice now. Like he'll be playing with a bunch of other streamers in these like, in group games, Halo or a game you haven't heard of where they, like, neighborhood brawls. And the other team talks smack after

they beat Summit. Like, hey, pussy, you like that? You like that? Did you like that time I killed you in the yard or whatever? No smiles. No jokes. He says this. Don't change the teams. That's the last game you'll ever win, motherfucker. I'm like, I got like tears. I'm like,

oh, fuck, yeah. So it's bringing the fucking heat i'm ready for it and then he does then he fucking backs up what he says he takes all his like c sgo professional aim grabs the sniper starts directing his team turning them into super soldiers i'm a summit fan boy i'm here for it he just don't change the teams don't that's the last game you'll ever win i'm like oh ho ho ho ho summit lock the fuck in summit has this magic vaws that he breeze into i think and it turns him into American Cads in America I didn't know he was a professional gamer

Yeah He was a background He was a counter strike player And the counter strike is like the highest level of shooters Like they're very good at aiming And it's a shroud too Shroud too yeah It seems like they translate to other games better than like a cod pro

And when summit locks in like that I'm a fan boy I love it His day is day Z streams are really good I like watching him survive in the zombie apocalypse. He'll get a bunch of boys together. His gameplay looks nothing like mine. Mine, I'm always like that worst part of that Vigo Mortensen movie, The Road,

where you're just dirty and coughing. You're like, oh, you literally catch like the flu, and you're like coughing, you can't make a fire to get better. You've got one can of food, but it's frozen because we're in tundra, and you can't eat frozen food. You can't even open the can without a can opener, but then if you did open it, you got to melt it to make a fire, but I don't know how to make a fucking fire.

And if I did know how to make a fire and I made it in this house, it makes smoke come out of the chimney. And every cannibal within two kilometers is going to gravitate to me and beat me to death and take my shit because they're better at it than me. When Summit plays, they've got like sniper rifles and thermal optics and stuff. And they've got like a doom squad of Twitch streamers that just, you're either our friend or you're either a bitch or our food. And they're just going everywhere collecting bitches and food. It's a totally different game when they play. no yeah some of these guys are still good

so it's one of the best streamers ever um i i like his personality he's so fucking chill and you can tell sometimes when he's having like a rough go of it like he gets a little edgy and he's like he starts to put the band hammer down i'm here for that too i really like some i've watched so much of those sea of thieves

and so much of those daisy streams those are my favorite games for sure to watch him play although i've watched him play tarcov he has a hard time at tarcov Not that he's not. I'm sure he clicks on heads, but there's more to it. And that you get bullshit in a lot. You know, you get bullshaded

so much that like sometimes a gunfight just doesn't even make sense. You're like, I shot him twice in the head and he just turned on me. It's a rough game. Yeah. He's probably the streamer I've watched the most of. Him and what's his name? Fucking Italian Stallion that plays Tarko. Landmark, maybe?

Landmark, yeah, yeah. And Pistilly. Watch him too. I didn't watch as much Pistilly. I think because of his like sleep, you know, he's on their side of the planet. Like when I would be watching, he wasn't usually streaming. I liked his vibe and he did a lot of like non-traditional Tarkoff stuff. Like in Tarkoff, as you know, but the listeners might not.

If you bring in better gear, it's easier to win gun fights, but the risk is higher. He would win gun fights that you'd think he should have lost, bring in terrible pistols with pocket armor, which is a low grade armor that most bullets go through. and you know he just shred with gear that you'd think he would lose in and i thought that was neat content whereas landmark usually came in juiced and then would beat everybody he's doing incredible things but it's incredible but he also came prepared for that fight where you know zero to hero runs that pistilli did was a different kind of content i enjoyed yeah yeah yeah i see both sides of it for sure. I wonder what the

Tar Cobb devs are working on now. Because I think the game went 1.0, which I would imagine means they're mostly cutting ties with it. I thought they had a new project on the horizon that was maybe another extraction shooter. Because I like that aesthetic and that style. Like I like the grounded

in the real world style. And I even like that they used a lot more Russian gear than they did NATO gear. They have a sci-fi apocalypse game coming out. And I'm trying to remember what the scoop was. I don't want to take too long looking it up, but

yeah, no worries. Yeah, they have a sci-fi apocalypse game coming out that sounds kind of neat. I don't know if you like, I like Marathon a lot and I feel like I need to sell it. I had this like, everyone, please love my game kind of vibe going on. Because Marathon sales have been below expectations, but its ratings have been really high. The game reviewers and as well as like

its steam rating and stuff. The people who play Marathon I love marathon, but it's gotten a lot of hate from people who don't play it. A lot of guys are against it. I thought it was huge. It needs. It's very small. So it underporm dramatically, it sold like one and a half million copies. That's not a lot.

I bet phasmophobia sold more copies. And it's a giant bungee game that costs like $500 to $750 million plus marketing. So throw in another $200, $200 at least. 25,000 people playing right now, which isn't garbage, but with the amount of money they spent in development, they were hoping. Their neck and neck with Taylor's game. Taylor game will have like 18 to 22 at any given time. Ooh, that's not good for a shooter, especially not a brand new shooter.

Here's what it needs. And Tarkov did this, because of the development process with Tarkov, them being a working into shoe strings, and Bungie being billionaires, they could have done this right. gate, but they need arena. Like Tarkov introduced Tarkov arena like last year or something like that. And Khor Tarkov is the extraction shooter where you go in with all this expensive shit and you die and it's all fucking gone and somebody else has it in their stash now. But arena is like just go at it.

Just everyone spawns into a map and kill with these pre-made nice Tarkov classes. And I feel like if you had something like that where people could get in and dip their toes without the gear fear, gear fear's so big. for the average player. It's hard to get past. I had a hard time with gear fear for a long time. Just like, you know what? Nobody's getting my little trinkets. I'll never put you in harm. I'll never put you in harm as well, I never. Yeah, put you right in this digital shelf right here. I would literally do that. I don't, I feel bad. I don't mind losing the shit, but I don't want you to have it. And I really don't want you to take it from me. If you've asked for it, I'd have given it

willingly, but the fact that you're taking all my shit, I can't abide. And so I'll run a budget kit. when I'm a millionaire, you know, in a game like that because of gear fear, to some extent. And I think that that's a big part of Marathon, too. And every extraction shooter, it's so hardcore to, like, lose all your stuff. Does Marathon just get shit on because of the aesthetics? I think that's one reason. Not everyone likes it's aesthetic. And then I feel like new games are just getting shit on by default now.

Like, people hated High Guard. Maybe that game was bad. What was the other one? Convergence. marathon like they're YouTubers just devoted to hating on new games before they even drop and say how do you know so much

about this game and how awful it is given that you've never played a second of it like you're just being an asshole based on trailers to get your money and your clicks I had to say phasmophobia 25 million copies just saying

wow if I have million copies were sold 25 million copies as of nine months ago is it $40 Maybe it's only 20, which would explain a lot. But I think that they're not in 1.0 yet. I think that's coming soon. There's new stuff like coming soon, like new character model stuff.

And it like so you can dress your character and customize your characters and earn like gear for them and stuff. So the game's not even fleshed out. It's been around for a long time. It's been a commercial success. I know I have something like 230 hours in this month old game. Wow. Wow. Okay.

Okay. Has it really been a month? A month and four days. That's still wild. So I have 105, I have 105 hours in phasmophobia and I've been playing for 11 days. Okay. Yeah. So you're unpasted.

That maybe beat me. Four days worth of time. Then again, I probably had 105 hours in the first 11 days too. And I know you're not like me, Kyle, and that like sometimes I'll just. start a game up and I'll leave it running for a long time. And it counts to that. But I know you don't do that. You're only getting game time. You see Kyle's on phasmophobia. Kyle is somewhere balls deep in a haunted mansion somewhere looking for spooks and specters. My hours are legit. I just got the last achievement like I

platinum the game. And when I got it, 0.8% of players had made it that far. So I just, not that I'm better than, you know, 99.2% of players. But you don't get that if you're getting in the menus. Yeah, definitely not. I'm trying to get some of those really hard to get achievements on my game too. I'm struggling at it so far. I've got one that's rare, but it's just something that happens to you. It required no skill.

But I do have an achievement that only 1.4% of people have. It's getting, and I've done it four fucking times, which I think suggests just how much I've played a six-year-old game. What is it? Getting killed by a demon in the first 60 seconds. Oh, that's not a good achievement, yeah. No, it just happens to you. It just happens to you for playing hundreds of games of the game.

I still haven't played enough to even deal with a demon yet. I don't believe. Because never before have I been attacked within 60 seconds of entering a house. Only 1.4% of people have. Well, there you go. Well, but I thought that was the demons kind of calling card, is that they always attack within the first minute or two. It has to kill you as well as attack, which is an extra little cherry on top.

Plus, a lot of people play multiplayer, so you might not be the one targeted. plus 60 seconds is really fast. Like it usually takes longer. Right. You probably spend some time in your van choosing your things. The timer doesn't start to you walk in the house. Okay. But yeah, that's all like a big part of the meta of the game.

And so people don't do the walk back and forth between the van and the house. The first thing they'll do is truck all the gear to the front doorstep of the house and like throw it into the house so the timer doesn't start. Their sanity doesn't start dropping. and the things won't kill them as fast.

Yeah, I don't know who told me that you can seek refuge in closets, but it has not worked yet. Every time I hide in the closet, I get fucked. I get eaten by a demon immediately, it feels like. I'll even turn the lights off. I'm not making noise. What you're saying is you're in the closet and you're getting fucked. Yes.

And this isn't even about that secret stuff about me being gay. that I'm in Fasmerbub I've fucked a lot of the gay guys, dude yeah they can find you there's some ghosts you can't hide from that was so fucking funny he's like and there's a lot of people hating on Jews now I've fucked lots of Jews

you know that is a funny argument you can't say retard anymore it's that's crazy and I've had that was that was an upsetting two hours for me Let's do that. Is now a good time for the Patreon question?

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I don't know why I was so intolerant to Rebs nonsense this month, but I was. It was just his confidently incorrect demeanor. He's always like that. We played more phasmophobic with him, and there's a game where it's four players, and we get to the end of the game, and it's time to choose a ghost. And we've got it narrowed down to like three ghosts. but I know all my little clues that certain ghosts do that isn't on the board in black and white.

I saw him fucking, I can see his breath or something like that. And I'm like, ah, it's this. Everybody put this. And Rebs like, I'm going ony. And everybody but him chooses what I said. And we all watch our money pile up because we're all right. And he's like, huh, huh, interesting. How can you always be so confident?

incorrect. He learned nothing at the end of every time you're wrong. He and Cancrusher, I have to respect the unshakable nature of them in just saying something that's verifiably incorrect or giving a terrible clue and then people will shit on them and they water off a duck's back. Just they could not give less of a fuck about it. That's fun. So the question is, what do you guys still want to accomplish that you haven't yet?

Any items still on the bucket list? I'm struggling with the question. I think I want to do some extremes. There's a few extreme sports that I really want to do before I get rickety. I definitely want to do some skydiving. And I probably, if I like it, would then want to do base jumping and just cut the plane out of it. But I think that's like a super high mortality rate. But I do I do want to do skydiving for sure.

I think skydiving is a lot safer than big. jumping right I've got some little no base jumping is way more dangerous I thought you guys are agreeing yeah that that I said skydiving was safer yeah based on big people more time to fix issues yeah and yeah for sure um and then they've got some little ones like I definitely want to go to that sphere thing in Vegas like that's been on my list for for a while now I really want to go see I want to take like maybe LSD or like iawasca like something potent and then I want to go into the that that sphere and watch something crazy. Like I want to see like Fantasia or like I've seen some of the

shows they put on and there's like mist, like real mist. They go along with like a like misty like visuals. Yeah, yeah. And everybody's so hyped in there. It looks like a blast. They have those like 4D movies where they have little like actual physical, little effects. I know they're like I think they do pyrotechnics sometimes,

but they definitely do like this misty fog stuff. That'd be cool. I didn't even think about going to see the sphere. Another one would be, I want to go to Japan. That's my last one. I'm sorry. That's a three that like popped to my head is like skydiving. I want to do that sphere thing.

And I look at a cruise every year. And what I want to do is like a big cruise that that I want to do the Alaskan cruise because I'm really interested in whales and the sea life. And I want to I want to see like, I want to see that. That's definitely on the list is an Alaskan cruise where like, Maybe you get on the boat at like San Diego or something and you go all the way up and do this big loop and come back. What about those Scandinavian cruises? Do you see a lot of whales there?

I have no idea. I want to see big whales. I don't know if there's like a place to go to see big whales, but I want to see like sperm whales or something like that, like breaking out of the water and stuff. Sperm whales are the coolest whale, but I think we've talked about that before. Blue whales would be sick as hell to see. Like the size of like six school buses. Imagine an animal that big. That's just bananas.

And the cool and the biggest animal ever as far as we know. Yep. Which is pretty sick that we get to coexist with that. I'd want to go to Japan. And I want to do a real comparison of their sushi versus ours. Their Japanese food versus ours. And just like feast for a week or whatever and just eat a ton of Japanese food. I know that most of them don't speak English

but also a little limit it's like I would never go to Japan fat because they don't play about that they would be mean they'd make fun of me on the fucking train they didn't know I'm big fat American like they have to wait they get fat too yeah have you seen the signs that they'll have at restaurants that say Japanese only

no yeah oh well I would go in with my fucking Mickey Rooney get up. Yeah. No, I'd respect that. I'd be like, damn. Someday. Someday I'll be Japanese. I'll grow into it. You were telling me how racist the Japanese Twitter was the other day. You don't even pull any punches. They're just like, oh, filthy monkey man.

Stay out of our island. Whoever the most racist man in America is can't hang with these fuckers. Like it's just like a random lady in Japan saying the most reprehensible things you can imagine about entire groups. We can never coexist with them. They are not men. Yeah. They're not peeper like we are. It's like, oh my God.

These guys go hard. Can't even coexist with them? The whole point of Jim Crow, we found a way to make this work. No, not them. They don't play that. They had like six Indian guys show up on a boat and they're like, they stink. them out. Like, just immediately. Japan goes hard.

You know, they had that period of time where they were completely isolated and the rest of the world kind of advanced. And then they, like, there's those, then they had the opposite. Like some emperor or somebody was like, all right, we have fallen behind the times. I'm going to send emissaries to every part of this developed world. And you report back. And they're these great YouTube videos where it's like a Japanese explorers take on America. and it's like this Japanese guy lands in San Francisco and he's just remarking on what American society is like at the time

what our buildings are like our culture like you never say this to an American man he will take it badly little stuff like that and then the same thing for like all of Europe and other parts of Asia the really good videos that's cool they have a cool culture so what was yours going to Japan

going to Japan having kids I wonder where else I would want to go. Like Europe would be neat, but I don't even know how I would narrow down where in Europe I'd want to visit. The fatherland. Obviously, the older stuff in Italy and Greece would be very tight to see all those ruins and everything. Germany wouldn't be high on my list. Maybe I'm just too uncultured. I don't know what really huge sites I'd want to see there.

What is there huge? I mean, I want to go. You're thinking of Auschwitz, aren't you? Well, that's in Poland. That's in Poland. Yeah. Well, I didn't know that. Is it worrying that Taylor and I knew it immediately?

Oh, no, no. That's a Polish trip. We did that years ago. I didn't know that. All right. As soon as we said it wasn't in Germany, I thought it must be in Austria. We're standing on those famous railroad tracks, like, high-fiving each other from one side to the other. Hitting the Grady on this.

Everybody's very somber. We're coming out, like, little yachty. Like, I mean, like, they have a gift shop there. I think Anne Frank would have been a PKK fan. Just be able to speak for that. You've had the reference, though. I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah.

She would have been a believer. She would have been. You know, she was a 13-year-old or whatever. And who was loving Justin Bieber more than 13-year-old girls? Right. He was on target, I think. Safe bet. She seemed like she had a dress.

Having a gift shop at Auschwitz. A little gauche. That's so gauche, dude. If I were in charge, I would have been like, look at the proceeds go. Oh, that's a good one. You're going to sell T-shirts that say, I went to Auschwitz and all I got with this lousy piece. That's bananas. You're going to have an Auschwitz mug.

Man, I would have shut that down. I would have been like, oh, what are you guys talking about? Hang on. I had to find out where the money went. It goes to support the maintenance and preservation of the memorial site, which kind of makes sense now. You're buying the merch to keep the place preserved so that we never forget. No matter how hard we try.

Kyle, do you have any bucket list items you can think of? I did them. The sphere of skydiving and the cruise. Oh, you did. And perhaps. Mine are all like vacations you could do. in life for like $12,000. Very achieve.

You can three out and one foul swoop. Mine are not going to happen. And that's a tricky thing. I've got two in my head. One, the intercontinental divide is this like, I guess, watershed that goes from South America to Alaska. It's a 3,000 mile trail. It would be pretty neat to ride my motorcycle across the intercontinental divide,

like up through South America. No, up through like all of North America. North America, you know, Central America to Alaska. That'd be dope. But man, 3,000 miles, that feels like it's a good five or six weeks away from home. And I've done that before. It was pretty selfish at the time. Low key, I'm really glad I did it. But once is probably enough of those big asks to leave her alone. Those are so long. Yeah, you almost need to do like that, that Chinese gambler did. When he's off like playing 100 millionaire Baccarat, he gives his wife like a little side hustle to do. She's playing like

$50,000 hands of blackjack to keep her like, you almost need to send her on her own vacation where she's doing a thing. But then Colin's a thing too. It's really hard to pull off. And the other one I have in my head that I love to do but can't, I think, is sail around the world. I think that'd be super dope.

It's just the kind of torture that I enjoy. And I think I'd wrap up that trip having feeling like I accomplished something. But again, how does that happen in my world? Like, I I don't see it. Would you have to buy a boat?

No, you could definitely go on somebody else's boat who's already doing the thing and you pay with like a partial passage and take on responsibilities. Kyle's right, but that's not the dream. The dream is to be the captain to solo.

What? Yeah, that's who I want to be. You're a transatlantic? Like, because that's my dream. If I was going to do this thing. If he's going the whole world. Yeah, transatlantic is another one. It's going to be a tired of air.

describing. That's everyone else. A horn of Africa. I'm sure it's a friendly place, right? It's irresponsible because I've got people I need to take care of. But it's like, the only one who loses in my death is everyone else. Well, and also because like,

you don't. You miss out on fun things, potentially. You know, you die. You roll the dice. You know, you do what you can. Yeah, but you won't know you're missing out on them because you'll just cease to exist and all.

I would want to do that transatlantic thing. Like the idea of sailing from, I don't know, Florida to maybe Gibraltar or something, like go all the way into the Mediterranean or something like that would be wacky. But just going to England or going to Spain, Spain would be the one. I've done that trip. I've gone from Florida through the straight of Gibraltar, but on a big cruise ship. It wasn't like I earned it. It's not the same.

You weren't the captain. I wasn't the captain. I wasn't the first mate. I don't even want that responsibility. I like the idea of like paying to be like a quasi deck hand with privileges. And like I want to be involved with the decisions, right?

I want you to call me and be like, Kyle, we were thinking about trimming the sails a bit. What say you? Mayhaps, mayhats. I want, gents. Like I had like a little bit of that. I'd like some roleplay will really sweeten the deal for me too.

But I would like to make a historical voyage. Like the idea of doing the original sort of like retracing Columbus's steps. Yeah, I don't want to start in the Caribbean or anything like that. Let's just leave from Florida where there's plenty of folks like me. And I'll be happier that way. I can have some orange Julius and then set sales.

I don't have to start an impoverished car. You have a little Annie Ann's. Pop-out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like that. But I don't, the idea of doing it like the hardcore way, like getting a $15,000 boat, like a solo boat and being. out there with that silver oxide

stuff on your nose or whatever it's called. And this is like, day 27, didn't bring enough water. I'm gonna tell you out right now. These salinator broke on day two. I'd be like day three, God, I'm hot. Took my sunglasses last week. And the Glow Bear has not been merciful.

Dude, I love watching these videos on YouTube. People do it. They're like, I brought enough cookies. to have one every day. It's day four. We're out of cookies. Morales low. That would be so fun.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm so sunburned. I'm just peeling. I'm laying on the deck. I'm laying on the deck. I'm still overweight. I'm wasting away. Still pulling my shirt down. I watched this one sailing couple.

I was so excited because both of the. them were they were heavy i think each of them could have lost 120 to 160 pounds like they were heavy heavy and uh maintaining the boat they call it boat yoga but so many of the things you need to just do an oil change on the motor you're like upside down in this terrible position because everything is cramped and hard to get to and i'm like i can't wait to watch their body transformation because there are no fat cruisers that's what they're called these guys who sail around the caribbean and stuff these motherfuckers spent a year motoring up and down the coast of America just going from restaurant to restaurant in Maryland and Virginia

and South Carolina nothing but restaurant food the whole time they didn't lose any weight King shit just having to pop into red lobster like every eight hours you get those cheddar biscuits in your fantasy Woody

you would be the solo captain, like you would be alone? Yes. Yeah. Because that's like part of the accomplishment. What's your ideal boat size? Is it really small and primitive? Or is it sort of medium with some luxuries? I think it's a little in the media.

I'll call it 34 feet, something like that. Probably under 40. Once you get past 40, apparently they get to be a lot to sail, a lot to handle all by yourself. But when you get under 30, they get slow. and they react a lot to the motion of the ocean. So somewhere in the mid to upper 30s. Would you be nervous about like getting lonely

over how long that took? No. I don't get lonely. I mean, I do. But like, I don't know. I guess I like type two fun. You know, I like this thing that's kind of torturous now, but I look back on it as one of my life's accomplishments.

Yeah. Imagine the stars out there because I've, so like when I've been in the middle of the Texas desert, I was blown away by how many, you could see the Milky Way. Like you could see the rim of the galaxy. That's sick. You could see stars that I, there were more stars than I knew there were to be seen. And I was thinking, and I've heard cosmologists and people of the YouTubers say this, but like, imagine what early man saw when he looked up up there, when not only was there no light pollution, but there was no air pollution probably, much like cleaner atmosphere. They'd have seen so much every night. But it's crazy when you're out there.

I've got a little experience with this. And you want, as you said, low light pollution. And the other thing is low humidity. Ah. Yeah. That makes sense too. Yeah. So you wouldn't see as much on the ocean as you think?

No, Kyle's Texas experience will wall up the ocean experience. Yeah, it's very dry out there. I remember, like, like, it was, that was beautiful. That was one of the, that was the nicest night sky. I've ever seen was out there on that ox ranch. We went outside and like to just like talk to somebody in private and I was like, let's just

stay out here. Fuck. Like it was it was better than TV. Plus they ran there watching that like Chris Kyle movie and crying. I've had a lot of nights like that and it's like I've seen the nebula whatever it was I was seeing like you know the puffy sort of cotton candy

that's in the universe and it's like this is fucking wild. That's the that's you looking into the disc of the galaxy and that that's the concentration of because you're looking, we're in the disc and we're looking back into it. That's literally the galaxy

and us looking into it. I didn't know that. It's pretty neat. It's pretty neat. Yeah. The last cool thing I did was the infinite tumble. It's a paragliding trick. And I worked at it for years.

I can't tell you how many runs I had. where like afterwards I lay on my back and look at the sky just like sick motion sickness. But I made it happen. And when I did, the feeling was wild. I was thinking this. I think this is the last major athletic accomplishment of my life. Like I'm 53, right? Like I'm not going to break any new barriers from here.

I found a sport that I loved. I'm not going to say it takes no athletic ability. I was pretty fit to make it happen, but I mean, it's not like ice hockey, right? This is fucking launch air flying. So many dudes can't do the thing where you take off and land reasonably when you've got that weight on your back and you're jogging out there. Like that always, I was like, oh, that's hard.

That's definitely a hard thing. Like, this is not, because I've seen fat guys get into that sport and they always have trikes. And I think it's because of that. It is, yeah. Yeah. So I was proud of that accomplishment at the time, hardly anyone in the paramotor community could do it.

And I made me feel like I was, you know, separated. And I think that's the last athletic accomplishment of my life. I think that's the one. So you got to sail. That would be an athletic accomplishment. Like sailing that far. It doesn't have to be around the entire globe. It's going to got to be more and more borderline athletic, right?

That's what we're dealing with. That's true. Yeah. even now like like I sprinted like within the last week and I was like my God yes this has been too long I should be doing this more I remember these feet being a lot quicker like your athletic ability is taken from you but you're not notified of this it's not until you sprint for the first time in nine years you're like oh yeah this is not the same Yeah, just suck in air.

Yeah, I chased after my dogs a few weeks ago. And I was just full on fast and hard as I can go. And I was like, ah, well, that's my exercise for 2026. And there's no way even sprinting. You can keep up with those horses. No, they were younger at the time. So it was almost a tie. But at this point, I'm smoked.

There's no chance. One of them got a bum leg. And he keeps going outside and playing. And like he comes back. Like he was fine going outside. Then he comes back on three legs. And I'm like, what did you do out there? You silly fool?

And he has a vet appointment like a week, a little less six days from now. And I feel like a parent with their kid at the hospital. Like, I swear we don't beat the dog. He just limps on his own. I don't know how he got hurt. But we got to get him better. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, you don't want to see a dog hurt.

Do those dogs get leg problems like that? Or this is just him being overly rambongous? This is a front leg. And we actually talked to a vet about it. And she thought it might be like a thing that dogs who grow really fast get and like you'll just be okay. But it's been persisting for a bit. So I hopefully in six days, I think we're going to get like x-rays in the next level of diagnosis next week. Kyle, are you adding anybody else to the pack?

you've bandied that idea about in the last year, but I don't think you've pulled the trigger. No. We're stationary at three right now, I think for the time being. The One Dog still has this ongoing health mystery that we're working on. Though she seems happier and like she's lost some weight, I think. So it's just blood tests now to see if she improves from the current medication she's on. But she seems like she's happier. And I go outside every day and like throw the ball until they're all exhausted.

My backyard has like a dozen balls in it, like squeak balls. And I just walk from one side or the other. Squeak, sweet, squeak, squeak, throw. Pick another one up. Squeak, squeak, throw. And they're just zipping back and forth all three of them, losing their goddamn minds. And when Murphy gets tired, he, like, puts himself to bed. And he also takes himself inside from playtime.

So he'll get tuckered out. And he'll just be like, do, doop, doop, do, and he'll leave us. He'll leave us and go inside and do his own fucking things. He's done. And sometimes my girlfriend and I would be in the living room watching TV. it'll be 11 midnight one in the morning or something and we're a little Murphy go he went to bed he went to bed

he went to bed he went to the bedroom got in bed and he's got his head on my pillow where he sleeps every night he sleeps against me every night like cuddled up against only me whatever your girl no he knows the alpha he knows who puts the food in the bowl I'm the provider I'm the pedophomilius

all right and he knows it you're the pet of what the pet of amelius okay What do you say? My dogs are Potter familia, but there are two things I hit back. One, man, I wish my dogs

stopped playing and exercising like yours did. Mine will just keep going and going and going and it's like you are going to kill yourself. You're clearly dehydrated. You're exhausted. You're panting as hard as a dog's ever. Come inside to the air conditioning, you fool.

I'll let you back out later. Just stop and rest. You're going too hard. That's what they do. And then the play thing. I said this before. I guess Great Danes are called a Velcro breed. If you stand there, they just lean on you.

If you sit down, they sit on you. If you lay down, they do the kind of thing when they put their back on you. They put their head in your armpit. These dogs cannot stop touching you. They're just Velcro dogs. And that's what I like. That's a good trait for dogs. You want the same thing.

It's too much. It's too much. They're all over. me all the time. When I'm in the living room by myself, like I have three dogs on me and they're all just, if I get up, we're getting up. Like, they, they've stalked me through the house. If I go to piss, they're outside the door when I open it. Like, I didn't sound healthy, Kyle. What's going on? Sounded. Do you need water? Do you need? Hydrate, boss. You know, like, they're constantly with me. If I leave, like, they've never really been alone. So when they get left alone, they have a meltdown.

they're like, I guess this is life now. They have a complete meal now. We're going to have to eat Murph. I wouldn't be surprised, yeah. I love them though. I love my dogs. And I do want another one. I would probably do another Pomeranian.

Those are sweet dogs. Toby seems like just a really sweet boy. I like all the pictures of Toby you share. But I mean, Murphy became easily my number. one as soon as he's so cute pictures of him i've also thought of doing like i said a pama pooh which is half a beach like half poodle half pomeranian those are fucking cute something like that i really like the dogs that don't shed and neither of these really do the pomeranian doesn't no he's got like his hair is like people hair it's like long and silky like he's got he does have like an undercoat but none of it

sheds and toby's like half poodle so he doesn't shed at all it just gets fuzzy it's the benefit of the poodle mix. Yeah. Hi, apologetic, no shed. My father has this trait that he thinks whatever he likes is the only right thing to like. And he doesn't fight it at all. I remember a conversation between him and his business partner where his business partner took a golf vacation.

My father was like, a golf vacation. What are you thinking? I don't even like golf. Like, how does that make sense? That's a quote. That's a quote. And I fight it, but I still. think it sometimes. Like what?

Obviously a great Dane is the answer. Have you not seen the answer key? It's the best dog. It's the dog you want. How could you get? Why would anyone get anything other than a great date is what I can't stop thinking that's the dog? Because they die very fast, because they are enormous. And so all of the problems that the dog might make that all dogs make will be larger, bigger farts, bigger pisses, bigger shits, potential health risk because they're just too big to exist. Like God did not create that. That's supposed to be a wolf. And now that wolf heart is trying to get blood to an ass that's three feet that way and a head that's two feet this way. And also, you know, they're ugly.

Oh, I don't think they're ugly. I just don't like, I don't like short-haired dogs as much as long. Your business in particular are very pretty dogs. I did think that like some of the great Danes I do think are ugly, some of the colorations. But you're still over ones. these dogs. Yeah, they look like Vimerainers. They look like, they look like, they look like Wimeraners, like, but enormous. That, oh yeah, nice. They're not ugly. No, not. Those are, there's a pretty dog. No, you have good looking ones. That picture's from today. The, uh, dogs that I would never buy are Italian greyhounds, but my dad and his wife have a

couple Italian greyhounds and I have to watch them from time to time when they leave town. And I'd never buy these dogs, but their total lack of fat and the fact they can't keep themselves warm make them the snugliest dogs I've ever encountered. Like they, I like am losing bits of my own bed because I let them sleep in my bed with me because they get too chilly otherwise. You can you can put like a blanket down or a turn a space heater on and they just migrate right to that and they'll be so deep under the covers like near my legs that I'll be nervous I'm like are you alive like are you okay buddy and then he'll or she'll you know show she's

alive but they're they're the kind of dogs I would never buy but they're very sweet and they are so fucking fast so fucking fast like they're it's almost like they were made for betting you know on on races but I also like the Borzoi like I would never get I thought about getting one, but I decided it was too much maintenance and too much bullshit. And they seem like they have odd personalities. But the bozo is such a cool looking dog. It's that long, snooted dog that looks ridiculous. I don't know if you told me this or if I read it somewhere.

But the reason that so many of those dogs got killed in, I think it was the Soviet Union, is that they considered the bozoi like a bourgeois dog breed. And so these fucking pieces of shit just went around killing them. Yeah, look at the good boy. Just murdering them for being the wrong type of dog. That's crazy. That's so cool. That's actually pretty cute.

That's the cutest one I'm seeing. I think that was kind of ugly, to be honest. But I do just love the long snoot. I just think it's such an odd looking dog. And they're very tall and lanky with this long flowing coat. They're expensive. Like every time I've like been dog shopping, I would, I go to Puppies.com and I would be like, all right, it's going to be a

Labradoodle, a Bernie doodle, a golden doodle, or a borsoy. And the bozoys are like $5,000 oftentimes. Or even more like some of them are crazy, like even more than that, but they look cool. I've seen where they

crossbred a borsoy with an Irish wolfhound and it looks so cool. I like those weird breeds like that too. Like I often gravitate toward those bizarre mixes that you don't even hear about that much. Like something like an Irish wolfhound and a like a Pomeranian. That's what I'm

after. Like some sort of weird fuck up or man played God and created this beast. Yeah. That wasn't a consensual thing. No, you get the palm. No, the palm is the male for sure. Oh, okay, you have to hold them. Get in there.

Maybe, or you could even artificially insominate. I know with some breeds they have to do C-sections because they can't even get birth properly most of the time. Oh. A dog C-Sexamines. section? Yeah.

My dad paid for a dog abortion the other day. What? Yeah. That's an option? I mean, if you're cruel enough,

yeah, they'll do it. Yeah, they take money. It spends. Maybe 50 bucks I kicked it in the belly. Why did he abort the dogs? I was pregnant and,

you know, he got it spayed. And I think they just took all the, I think they took all the puppers. you know and and you know oh no my dog were a huge litter there were 17 babies in that great day litter 15 survivors but 17 babies that's dark damn well that's a pretty good ratio i landed where taylor did i was like that's how much for your dogs uh so they were supposed to be a thousand but the second one was i think we paid 750 because it was we went to

buy one dog and they're like hey we had another buyer back out do you want to boy too. They're making like 10 or 12 grand a litter at least. That's crazy. Yeah, so 15,000 a little less in revenue. But I don't know what their expenses were.

Like, there's some fees associated with like the chips that were in there. They had vets fees that to be done. They had like we have papers. They had to register the dogs and stuff. So it wasn't pure profit. Tax tag and title.

But still, I bet they're getting like some sort group rates on every one of those things being dog breeders. I would guess they made like 10 grand on that litter, maybe. I've suggested that to my girlfriend. I was like, Murphy is such a hot little commodity. He's a cute little man. Get ourselves a female. And we could just make infinite Pomeranians.

And she's like, yeah, but I wouldn't want to sell them. I'd want to keep them all. And I'm like, oh, fuck, are you serious? Because that'd be a goddamn nightmare. Can you imagine? Like eight, when you have like a group of Pomeranians is called a Puff, and she's always talking about getting a puff. And I'm just like, no, I want to fucking puff.

Like three is a lot already. That's too cute for you not to do it, man. You got to have a little puff falling you around. Imagine how you're trying to sleep as you have five of those things, kind of creating a lion's mane around your face every single evening. It's already like always be an accident. We've been talking about getting like a bed bigger than a king bed because the dogs take up so much space. Like when it's just talking about that too, we have two dogs.

Yeah, we've only got two in the bed Like Toby lays If Toby were one of those Two-D puzzles where you slide the pieces around To get them all to fit in the rectangle He would fail every fucking time Because he just tries to let He's long and diagonal

And he wants to put his head It's like a pony's head And he wants it on your hip Or on your leg And so when you move it upsets him So he stands up and does three circles And then he spitefully Plops down

Like he's fully capable. He's a young guy of like easing himself down. He plops onto you and then he goes, ah. How'd he worked a hard day at the factory or something? I saw him sleep in his custom dog bed next to the fireplace all day. Like he is a problem. Like we literally don't get enough sleep sometimes because of Toby.

Yeah, we get that too. Another good kind of dog. I don't know if you've been around these. a cavalier king Charles Have you been around? The bug eyes freak me out. I don't care for that. I don't think they're that bug eye. They're just known as like some of the chillest dogs ever.

They're just like snuggle buddies. No, these are bug-eyed dogs. That's their personality though is what I like in a dog. Yeah, I want like a little snuggle buddy friendly dog. Like I remember it was at this point a couple of years ago. Oh, that's that. when Scum was like he was getting that rare Japanese dog. And when I looked up their behavior,

it was like, they're not very snugly. They're not very affectionate. They're very almost professional. And it's like, oh, that's not what I want. A little bug. Okay, this one isn't doing them any favors, but that's pretty cute. That's a very cute dog.

He got a Shikoku. It's like a Japanese police dog. And he got one that was already like three years old because they're incredibly rare. They're so hard to find. And she's a little. skittish, I think. I think maybe she's warmed up a little, but that's not like a snuggle dog. That dog has a personality, like a person. It's like, good morning, master. Yes, yes. Good day, madam. And he like goes and does his own shit in the other room. Like, he might sit in the same room with you. He might not. My dogs, if my door open, would be under my feet.

Like, Murphy gets under the desk and puts his head on my foot and goes to sleep. And Toby's dogbeds behind me. Like, they come in here and play phasmophobia with me. And they get less spooked and dirty. They can handle I don't get spooked at all. I don't think it's a scary game. I just really enjoy the detective nature of it. I was telling Zach before the show, but there's this game I played when I was really young, like maybe four or five.

It came out in 1989. It's a PC game where there's like a haunted school and there are robots haunting the school. And you go from room to room in the school, collecting evidence and doing reading comprehension, you can get gathering clues. And by the end, you're able, via those clues to narrow it down to one out of six possible.

possible, it's like Mr. Dusty or it's Madam Vak or it's something like that. And like, I'm like, that's the same fucking game. That's the same fucking game that I played like on that Gateway PC from 1993 or whatever it was. They just improved it.

Yeah, remember that? There were those Gateway commercials. It was that. Yeah. Boxes were printed like cows for some reason. Yeah. I remember cracking that bad boy open on Christmas day. I was pumped. That was confusing. Why did they have cow patterns on those Box.

Our cows related to gateways somehow. I don't get it. I remember the commercials involving being in a field of cows, and then I think they would draw like a virtual gateway. Like, but it's been, that was early 90s commercials. I can't place why the cows were their thing.

Yeah. Well, time to wrap, I guess. Yeah, I suppose so. Yeah, I suppose so.

Let's all be thankful that we have our minds tonight as we go about our evenings and spend time with our loved ones. Yeah, certainly. And we're not at war, I think, right now. So that's hard to say. Everyone's, they've broken the peacefire. Israel's still destroying Lebanon. And they're like, what?

Lebanon wasn't part of the deal. And they're literally not, they're not bombing one building at a time anymore. They're blowing up a line of buildings throughout a city. And they're like, yeah, we're just going to, they're depopulating the areas, what they're say they're destroying every structure there is and expanding their borders into both gaza and lebanon they are they are annexing lebanon the whole bbc have a right to exist talking point is wearing thin on me when i'm like what israel show me israel's border i try and show me israel's border do that because it fucking grows year after year after year you said a mighty anti-semitic mr i know i don't think so

Semetics. All sorts. Men, women. The whole gamut. Well, that's enough of that. All right. PGA 799.