Painkiller Already - PKA 807: Kyle's Mexican Plastic Surgery Trip

Episode Date: June 6, 2026

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P-K-A-807, just the boys tonight. And you know what? I'm actually psyched for that this time. No losers tonight. It's overdue. It's been too long. Sometimes, you know, I'm like, oh, just the boys. It's hard to fill four hours.

And it's been a while. I'm good. I like when I'm in the middle on the bottom sometimes. Wait, don't say it that way. It's too late. I was going to say we're both standing on your shoulders, but nah. No, I like, no, your way is friendlier. I like that.

Not that I'm getting human centipeded. So most people, not nearly as many people watch PKK. On PKK, Kyle told us about his dental issues. And you had surgery yesterday, right? Yeah, he looks good. Visually, you're clearly lying about all of this. I got the teeth in the other room. I need to see some teeth.

They're pretty gross. They're all bloody and they got chunks of meat on them and stuff. And they're like black at the tips where they broke off. Oh, Woody, did you not see the pictures he put in our WhatsApp? Not the new ones. I saw the x-rays. It seems like that dentist was really coring you out. Like some of that stuff could have been left.

I told Zach, I was like, I think my dentist, I mentioned what I did. And, you know, because I'm laying there with my mouth open with this guy. He wanted to chit-chat for some reason. And I feel like between the first appointment and the surgery, he watched that PKK in and heard me making fun of his hair. And he went to work on my ass yesterday, dude. Dude, there was a lot of gum to you. I had two teeth on the top in the back, two molars. One wisdom to do the one molar removed.

And then they put the bone grafts in under that. and then they sewed it all up. So to step back, for people who didn't see spot, the PKK on wherever, you made soup and the recipe called for peppercorns, which is the unground little ball of pepper pepper, where probably everyone's seen it. And you're supposed to remove all the peppercorns, but one got to slip past the goalie. This happens. Kyle bit it.

And he had a tooth that was previously compromised, just busted, right? Yeah. It broke. And then there was just one little jagged bit of it sticking out. And I grabbed pliers, pulled that out. And then it just, for some reason, that didn't help. I thought that fixed things up right away. I actually didn't have pliers handy.

I mean, I did. I could have gone into the basement to where my tools are. But my girlfriend has these things that look like pliers that are hair straighteners. It looks just like a pair of pliers, but with no nerling on them. And she's, you know, you straighten your hair. You like run them through it. But it's not the electric kind. I used votes and I grabbed that tooth and I wiggled and wiggled and pulled.

And it felt good at first. It was like, ooh, I got a good purchase. I can feel it like wiggling inside my skull, you know? And then I pulled and it just broke off. And it was like, well, on one hand, I got rid of that jagged bit of tooth that was sticking out on the other. Pretty excruciating pain now that won't go away. I'm surprised that didn't work out well. It's always worked in the past.

Oh, you typically grab like hair straightening tools to? do your dental work. I usually use a different kind of flyer, but these seem okay. Maybe DeWalt has a lineup that we can do better with. At-home dentistry has not progressed very far in the last few hundred years, strangely. Like, there's just not a lot of tools for the consumer on the market. There's more than the tool you used, though. The tool is not the issue.

I bet if I go on Amazon, I can find real tools. You'd be surprised. It's like they don't want to sell them to you for safety reasons or something. something. It's hard to find like the good tooth pulling pliers. I've done it before and failed. Zach, can you put the x-ray up that we used on PKN again? I bet a lot of people haven't seen it. Yeah, it's just the tooth is just broken off at the gum line and you can see like the four little roots in the gum line. Nothing else. Yeah, these are like $12 on eBay, man. Like was it sharp the tooth? Like after it broke? Was it like if you, it looks like if I hit my tongue on that baby, it, I could cut it if I'd just.

desire to. So what you're seeing there now, that's even with the gum line. Like if I were to rub back there where the tooth is, I would feel gum and like the the tippy tip of like those protrusions and not in a jagged way. It was broken off even the gut in this photo or this x-ray. The gum is actually below those jagged bits of tooth. Is it that light gray gradients like right right below? It maybe. It probably is. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. not all of that because I think some of what you're seeing where Zach's cursor is is actually the

backing plate that I'm hiding to get the x-ray to work correctly. But they're virtually even with the gum line there. And then you can see in the top right, that orange line is where I've lost bone on my good tooth due to the badness of the tooth

behind it. But I got that tooth that's framed center removed and the one behind it removed. to the right of it I think to the left of it but it's hard for me to tell like front from back here one of them

the pink one on the left is towards the front of your mouth I'm not sure I think it's toward the back but two of those removed and I know you told us already but I didn't catalog it well

you had so that tooth removed a tooth next to it removed a wisdom tooth question mark okay so the tooth behind that one is the wisdom tooth like like again it's hard for me even when he's showing me the x-ray sometimes i get turned around i just know that this tooth that we're looking at right here is the one we we took out and the one behind it as well i just don't know where behind is in any case two of my top molars

one of them being a wisdom tooth removed and um then they put the bone graft in which turned out to be horse i was disappointed i was promised cadaver yeah i was promised a human bone i was like hope i get a white bone. I would have turned them down. Jesus Christ. Horse bone. Who could a fly by night digistry is this? Horse bone?

I don't even know if it was a chunk of bone or a bone paste. I just know that like when they were when they were getting him out, he was fucking tensing up and I could feel how much like strength he was exerting and I could hear the teeth like crushing

and make it sounded like an old wooded shit, like creaking and groan and not wanting to give up. One of them, he was like, soo, and like pulled it out. And I was like, oh, thank God. This is going to go. And he's like, well, this one doesn't want to give up. And then he's just like fighting with them all of a sudden. He got them all out, bleeding like crazy.

And it hurt. It hurt pretty good. I mean, it wasn't terrible. But occasionally he'd go like deeper than the anesthetic had gotten to. It felt like, I don't know what he's, doing in there. You know, I have no concept. I've got my eyes closed. But it felt like he was like trying to stab my skull and he slipped and just stabbed my skull in a different way or something at one point. It felt like he went really deep in there accidentally. And I went,

and he was like, a little more anesthetic there. Let me, give you number two. I'm like, so this is a shot. He gave you another shot. Oh, so many shots. Yeah. Did the shots hurt? I haven't had one of those shots since I was a little kid, and I found that it would be wildly off the chart to 10 out of 10 painful. I was squeezing my thumb. I'm five, though. You had a bad dentist. I think you had a bad dentist because I've had those shots,

and it hasn't been a big deal with my guy. Five-year-olds cry at like every shot. I didn't cry. Just be clear. As far as we know, Kyle didn't cry. Just a little bit of crying. He numbed me up with like a big, swab of what I'm sure is like

industrial grade like tooth numbing gel. Novakane. Yeah. Like I thought that was the stuff they inject but maybe so. I think it is. They numb me up with that swab and then of course part of it drops back to the back of my throat and I'm like

gag reflex, that's new. Or swallow. She asked you, you don't gag do you? And I'm like, I like that way. At the beginning of the interview she was like, you're going to be half horse now and I'm like, I'm not touching that one, ma'am. You'd be surprised.

But you were saying that he like slipped in your mouth and then went too deep with, you know, his prongered, forcips or something. I would prefer that my dentist if he did that to do what yours did, which is like, oh, a little more Novakane here. Because the last thing you want with the dentist is him being like, fuck. like you don't want him panicked at creating more blood. I could tell that they were being calm

through some complications because one of their sutures definitely like tore through the gum or something like that didn't work and he was like let's just start over with that suture and go and cut that there and pull that yeah yeah

and I could feel now the sutures are deep like they got a lot of gum they started like deep in there it hurt it sucked it took about hour and a half I've got plenty more to do I've got to pull another one on the right side and also get bone grafts for it.

So the bad tooth and the wisdom next to it are both gone. Yeah. You've got a little horse thing where the bad tooth used to be, right? And you have another tooth scheduled to go, but you didn't do that yesterday. Yeah, they wanted to give me the right side of my mouth to chew on, you know. I remember that, yeah. Yeah. So.

How did these numbers go? Like you're not a candy eater. Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey, candy people is fine. You know, it's 40 years of brushing once a day instead of twice a day or whatever. And, you know, they just went. They went to pot, as they say.

My dentist says some people just get luckier with it. Like, it's not all about the maintenance that we do. Some people are just more prone than others. Yeah. Some people have that saliva like you that prevents cavities. my wife doesn't my wife her teeth are very expensive for me to be and uh she's always having something big done it seems and i can tell you she presses at least three times a day oh damn yeah when uh

yeah after the i could after the procedure got done we shower midday a lot and then night time and then sometimes there's more damn after the procedure was done i was the pain was starting to set in because all the anesthetics wearing off and i only took like half of one of my pain pills on the way in. I didn't want to be too loopy. I'm on half of one right now, too. And I'm sitting in the waiting room waiting on my, got my girlfriend to drop me off.

I figured it might be a good idea. So I'm sitting in the waiting room waiting on her to come pick me up. And my mouth is filling with saliva. And I'm just like, and so when she got there, I opened the door, and she's like, how did it go? And I just went, bleh. And spit this giant gob of thick,

sticky saliva and blood. that just went and went and went and she went, oh, it's your lord. I was like, home. Bitters or quitters. I wasn't swelling that mess. It was a nightmare. So during PKK, you had planned on driving yourself, and I thought that wasn't super great. Did you change your mind?

And did you make the right call in the end, or could you have driven? Yeah. I totally could have driven both ways. Because it's just a general anesthetic. It's not a general anesthetic. It's a local anesthetic. So it's just your mouth being numbed up. If anything, I just was kind of like,

I wanted to like relax my head and just sit there and stare at the floorboard and get home and get my painkillers to start working. And like I had to change the gauze every like hour or two because it was just soaked in blood. It bled all. When I got home yesterday at noon, I got in bed and I didn't. get out until this morning. I stayed in bed from noon yesterday until 9 a.m. today. Just, damn. Every few hours getting up, changing the gauze and taking more painkillers and more antibiotics and then going back to bed, maybe drinking a little. I haven't really eaten in four or

five days. Like, I've eaten like two cups of applesauce and a pudding. I had to tomato soup like four days ago. I haven't really eaten at all in four days. Yeah, yeah, for real. I'm not. I'm not. I'm Not even that hungry either because I haven't been doing anything. But I'm looking forward to being well. Were you really on a 40-year, one brush-a-day cycle? Yeah, yeah. It was morning, right? I hope.

Yeah, you're brushing the morning. Yeah. Okay. There's just so many times I'm like. You're at two-a-day looking down your nose at him. Is that what's happening right here? I think we're both two a day, Woody. I'm a three a day.

And I wasn't judging. Well, that's excessive. that's crazy three a day three brushes a day how am i going to make out a lot midday that's what you would think that your saliva would get over to jacky and start repairing those teeth we've had that theory the dentist said no she has to literally use my toothbrush and scrub it in but she doesn't do that but i guess that would work i don't know well i'm glad you're doing all right kyle yeah you're super fine i you're doing than Colin did. Colin, I guess he had gauze. Did you have gauze all day yesterday? Yeah, but I was, you know, I was doing it myself. I put a piece of gauze in and let it soak the blood up.

And the gauze was bleeding until this, it really stopped bleeding heavily. I felt like a girl with her period. The heavy bleed ended last night. Flow, I think he was called it. Yeah, the heavy flow. It looked like a tampon every time I'd like pull it out and like throw it. It was so. with dark blood. But by today, it was almost no blood. And by this afternoon, it was like, I don't need this in my mouth anymore. I can start vaping again. We're good to go, you know.

I know better than to vape my weed vape, though, because that takes more suction. Like, with these tobacco vapes, I can just very delicately hoof on it. And it'll give me a little nicotine. Do you need someone to have baby bird the weed vape? Dude, I sent. Talk to me guy. I almost got my girlfriend to baby bird the weed bait to me last night. I was this close.

But she'd been, she was so wonderful when I got home, the bedroom. Baby, I only had four different kinds of drugs today. I'm not quite there yet. Yeah. I'm so high from the hydrocodone or oxycodone or whatever I'm on, those, the opiates that like, I don't think I need any weed. I'm pretty tipsy already. But like she's so wonderful. When I got home, my bedroom had like mood lighting.

It was like light blue, like lighting. It was all dark and the pillows and sheets and everything had been changed. And my thunderstorm music was playing and like all the medical stuff was on the nightstand. Everything had been cleared away. It was perfect. You know, with the amount of weed you smoke, if you go a few days without it, you're going to start getting some wild dreams. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

You don't even have to go a few days. Like if I just don't smoke before bed, I have wild dreams. Really? Just one? Yeah. Like one day. If I just don't smoke like before bed, yeah. I'll have really vivid odd dreams.

Yeah. I never smoke. I've done it like once or twice in my life. But I do take gummies, which are basically a comparable thing. A few weeks. What I do sometimes is I'll take a gummy with like 30 minutes left on the show so like nothing kicks in. But somehow I fouled up the math and got high. on the show.

And I'm like, yeah, I'm talking. I'm interrupting. I'm like, yeah, there's only one kind of cat out there. They just sighs. Everything else is just one kind of cat. I'm thinking I got these great ideas. I'm killing in this conversation. Oh, I can tell when both y'all do that.

Both of y'all do that every now and that, and I'm like, what the fucking lightweights over here or actually high eye? I'm just cool smoking. They're over there getting medicated. You have crazy tolerance. So we couldn't handle that. Yeah, it takes a lot to get me like scary high. I need to take edibles or dabs or something like that.

But just puffing on my vape is just relaxing. It just kind of takes the edge off. If I get high. The same way one beer would. I get like too quiet because in my head I'll think of something I want to say. And then before I say it, there will be another voice that says you already said that. and it's like oh don't say it again i could use that voice tell me ever mentioned on the life card then it'll be like you haven't said anything for a long

time oh do you what do you think about cats like it's just like something retarded uh yeah yeah i had the uh are you wrapped up kiles and where you wanted to say no i think that's it that's it's kind of the the the whole story i guess I got the results from my colonoscopy. And I didn't like them. So before we did the colonoscopy, it was a cancer scared to me. The night of the drinking episode, like the morning after, I had blood in my poop, like a lot. Like the toilet water looked like blood.

Like it wasn't. Or dark red. Like there was no water. I had changed the water of wood colored. And like it wasn't pink. It wasn't tainted. It was like, woo-hoo, wowsers. And the poo itself had like blood worked into it.

So I'm like, well, you know, scary. I'm not wanting to rush to the doctor right away. But maybe, just maybe. And we have a family history of colon cancer. So I didn't on this show want to like go full boogie and like raise the cancer flag, take donations and stuff. I wanted to be as far from that as possible.

But in my mind. that's what I was worried about. That wasn't it? It turns out I have some sort of autoimmune disease that thinks my colon is the enemy and attacked it, which gave me something called ulcerated colitis. And there's like some good news and bad news. The good news is they can completely fix it. It's curable.

I have to take three pills a day. At one time, I take three pills in the morning. And that's it. That's it. That's like it solves the problem. There are some issues, though. If I ever, for some reason, foul up and stop taking it, then getting on it the second time is unlikely to be as effective. And they have to like go to their second choice of drugs to fix this.

And like every time I foul this up, I like wear out a solution and go to something like third choice. Yeah. Right? Right. Get a phone alarm going. Take these things. You know what I actually, I get breakfast to bed so heck and much. Jackie just brings me my pills with my breakfast to bed.

And it's like my morning routine. It's a tough life. You don't understand. This isn't easy for me. Anyway, so that's what we do now. The other thing I had to do were animas. It's the exact same drug, but delivered from the backside. I didn't like, like emotionally I kind of wrestled with the diagnosis.

Like, well, I have a lifetime disease. I just take this until I die. That's my new life. That's what's up. It isn't like everything else I've ever had. There was a light at the end of the tunnel. Not this one. You know, we can treat it.

Okay, okay. I like it. This one, like I'm just going to have this forever, I guess. And if I ever think, like, let's test it and see if I don't need to do this, then I'm making a lifetime mistake where I go to some drug perhaps with bigger side effects. So I just have to keep doing this and never see if I can live without it or I'll make it worse.

How frequently do you have to take these medicated enemas now? Oh, they gave me seven and seven days then I'm done forever. Oh, well, that's not a big deal at all. So it's just pills then from there on out. Yeah, it was though. For me, the position you lay in is basically on your side with the,

picture yourself lay on your side straight and then bend one knee up. A position on your side, yeah. But one knee, yeah. And it just felt so, like, degrading for me to stick this thing up my butt and medicate my colon to deal with my lifetime chronic illness. I don't like my new position. Literally. It hurt my feelings to endure this.

I'd suck the dick if it cured this disease. guys afraid of an enema seven times? We could try it. I mean, we could try it. So I didn't do all seven enemas. That was mostly just to make the drugs, like put them right where they need to be and fix it faster. But it's been what? 10, 12 days?

Has it been more than two weeks? It's been a couple of weeks, yeah. Yeah. Well, I didn't get the Medicaid. The results didn't come back right away. And so I didn't get on the drugs like the day of the colonoscopy. It was maybe a week delayed. And so I think I've been on the drugs for about two weeks.

And I'm like better, better. Like the problem seems to be solved. And I only did one of the animas because of my mental health. Judge me if you care. And yeah, I just. Oh, and then you don't just do the anima. You do the enemy and then you lay there for the target is 30 minutes. She said some people make it five.

I made it 15. I was like, I got to poo. This is going to need to be cleaned. So what is the enema solution? Is it water mixed with something else? Do they come pre-packaged these enumas? Salamaged. Yeah, it's two ounces.

You probably know how that much is because you cook. But this much, you know, like, I bet a vizine dropper is often comes with like one ounce of fluid, so maybe twice much. Enough that it seems like a lot in your ass. I mean, it's a big load to come, but it's not a big animal. Okay. And I, but like, after 15 minutes or so, I was just, you know, you, your body, my body said it was time to get this back out.

So, so I went to the bathroom and basically peed it out through my butt. And, yeah. So, like, as far as medical issues go, what would you call it medium? Like it's kind of a big deal if you don't treat it and it's no big deal if you do. I think you've got a pill that just fixes it entirely that you take one today.

That's pretty light work honestly. I don't want to steal any of your valor away. But this is great news. Like if you had to do the enema every day or something, that would suck. But like three pills a day. Are the expensive pills? $60 a month?

Come on. This is nothing. Not a price to pay to, you know, know, not have blood in your stool. And also I was like, I was worried for a while because you mentioned a bit ago, like, oh, I'll bring up the health thing. You know, it's not great. And then you didn't do it.

I didn't mean to. No, no, no, you just said it, you know, it's not great, not terrible. You were like the guy in Chernobyl. This is during the Patreon hangout. Yeah. In my head, like, for a week, two weeks, I've been like, man, I really pray he doesn't have like colon cancer. something terrible.

So this is better news. And also, is this something that you pop back in to the proctologist or whoever and they might tell you in the future it's handled, cut it out? Like, they didn't sell that possibility to me. They, what they really sold was take your meds reliably or the next time you go on these, they won't work as well and we'll give you something that we don't like as much. Like we gave you our first choice. Don't foul this up.

So that's where I am. All right. That's great news. That's great news because the alternative, obviously you would have wanted to hear like, oh, you must have eaten some, some, some, some, some, scratchy corn. Oh, there was a peppercorn in there. It scratched you. It must have been that third of a bottle of Pink Whitney you drank.

Oh, I asked, actually. I asked, and then I didn't like the answer, so I asked him, like, again on a follow-up, both times. He's like, yeah, no, alcohol doesn't do this. This is totally, it's coincidental that it started after the drinking episode. To me, it was cause and effect. Like, the next morning, I'm bleeding. But he said it was just the day. Did he say, like, but if you start having seizures in your bathroom or something,

right up, you get to be a kid. I have another thing. Like, so I guess my digestive system was. working as well. So I'm here flexing on the show like, dude, I got emerging abs again. This is the healthiest I've ever been post 50. Meanwhile, my body's just not getting all the nutrition out of the food. I'm acting like it's me. So a lot of bees in there again. Yeah. So the tremendous news. I know you don't like it and you're oddly feminized by by animas for some reason. I would have no, I'd be like, really? Three-pils-in for a week? Thank you, God. Because the

alternative is those cancers that lead to colostomy bags, which a little early in the show to start talking about taking yourself out, but I ain't living with no colostomy bag. I'll let you know right now. You know what the ladies like? It ain't colostomy bags, all right? Like, ladies dig scars? Do you ever hear that one? I don't even know if that's true, but I'll tell you what they don't like. Colostomy bags. Hang on, let me detach real quick, baby. Yeah. You empty this for me? Do chicks dig stomas?

You like smoke through your stoma. Jackie had a, what the heck is the colostomy? No, what is it called? I can't say the... Holoscopy. Colonoscopy, thank you. That's what I was going for. She had one too.

And when she got her results, she like bused through the office door. And she's like, babe. perfect. They don't want to see me for 10 years. My digestive track is just like as good as new. And she doesn't know I'm like live on a call. All my friends are like, tell her congrats on her pooper. Yeah. And that's also pretty rude of her to brag about. I don't know. Hi. I think I want to take a look myself. That's that's a little bit for an 8 p.m. That's a little goche to be like, hey, I know. You're. is all fucked up.

Mine, star studded. They're actually going to use the photo of mine on the doctor wall. Okay, super colon. I save some prep. We got plans. I'm still holding that hope that by 40, they will have some sort of technology for colonoscopies

that doesn't involve the invasive nonsense. sense. I think they're on the way. They do. There's a couple different ones. There's like a blood and saliva test and something else. But the thing is, if they find anything remotely interesting, you get a colonoscopy too. So for me, I was like, I already know I'm interesting. I already know if I get this thing, they're going to send me in for colonoscopy as well. I'm like the opposite of Kyle with needles in that I can give blood all day.

If it's something coming out of me, I don't mind. If it's something going into me, I'm not a fan. That makes me a little antsy. I don't like the vein. Like something about like going in that vein in my, what if you call your elbow pit? Like, I don't like that at all. That always makes me dizzy and nauseous and faint. I fainted three times before giving blood.

Before just the thought of it? During. Oh, during it. Okay. Yeah. That's hilarious. Like, were you there, like, voluntarily? Like, you're there at the red cross, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm there voluntarily and I'm fainting. And I remember telling the lady, I'm like, you're going to need some cold, like, paper towels, some wet paper towels to put on my face or I'm going to pass out. She's like, all right, I'll get in. Just a minute. I'm like, I'm going out in five, four.

Oh Lord! Yeah, they come and like, and it wakes me right up. You throw some cold water on my face. I'm good to go again. But I faint every time. I looked it up. The elbow pit is called an antecubital phosa. Elbow pit works better.

I like elbow pit too. More people know what that means. Yeah, my anesthesiologist was no fun at all. But Jackie's was a blast. He was cracking jokes, making fun of her and stuff. He's like, yeah, we're going to, you know, cover you up right now for your modesty. but as soon as you go out, we're ripping all these covers off. And she's like, yeah, that's how that goes.

There's no modesty in a colonoscopy. While he's holding a handicap. Come on. Yeah, he had other jokes, too. They were having a good time. Meanwhile, I'm over there like, man, sure I'm anxious. Can you help? Oh, you should have taken.

Oh, that's really interesting. You guys analyze this on VHS? And he's like, no, this is for me. taking a fucking picture. He's taking a don't know. There's a live stream. What is that thing? What is that thing where you have your like guts filled with water?

And then you can like watch a video of all your poo coming out. Colonic. Oh, yeah. Colonic. Okay. That sounds horrible. Like the idea that if I had one of those, don't show me, you know,

pieces of pizza from 2017. Just get it done. Like, don't let me watch. A UFs or a potential UFC fighter on the Ultimate Fighter had a colonic done as part of his weight cut. And they all acted like he was crazy stupid. And I'm like, what's it way? Because there was stuff coming out.

It's got to be. It actually seems really smart. I don't know that you'd say that if you knew the fighter. He was actually really kind of lazy about his weight cut and he missed weight and he started late and he's everyone's like, bro, you're way too fat for like where you need to be in four days. And he's like, trust me, I got it covered. He must have thought the colonic would be more effective. Maybe it happened in the past. I bet your first colonic is really effective.

You probably drop three or four pounds or something instantly. But like, you know, if you've had a few, then you haven't had all that time, you know, a lifetime of buildup. in there throughout your intestines. I don't believe there is a lifetime of buildup in my intestines. I thought that was the deal. I think that's the pitch.

Like, because I'll tell you, I've just, I've seen my intestines recently. They were too super clean. There's nothing there. I don't know. I had a big, I didn't get pictures. I ate most of the big little wee pizza last night.

I bet. I bet there's some hanging out. Right now, right, I'm sure all of us have something in our intestines currently, but if you fasted for 24 hours, there wouldn't be much at all. Oh, name other impossible things. Oh, what would happen if I walked on the surface of the sun, Woody? How much we get there then? I'd crisp away. Does the sun ever get hard? No. No, I don't think it's so dense. It's so heavy. It has so much gravity. are not a hard part at all? It's all liquid. The core.

Jupiter is a gas. Doesn't it have a hard part? Is the core of the sun even hard? Or I think it's just a molten hydrogen engine, right? So even that wouldn't be hard. It's being squeezed so hard. It would be so goddamn hard. I don't know about the surface of the sun because I get it in the videos,

it looks like it's flowing around. But like, that's due to all sorts of tidal forces on a star. So like if you could withstand the. heat of the sun, I wonder what would happen if you stood on it. I mean, you'd be pulled into it. I bet you'd just sink right away. I think, I think words like hard and soft and don't really apply at something that big, hot, and with that much gravity. I feel like it would be like standing on Jupiter where you just immediately get sucked in. Well, no, Jupiter's a huge atmosphere wrapped around it. You could just, I mean, you could waft your hand through it. You know what I mean? Like,

But it's... But you couldn't stand on Jupiter. No. Because it's... Well, there's a point where you could. Like, they don't really know what the center of Jupiter like. It's some sort of metallic hydrogen. When hydrogen is compressed so much, it turns into a metal.

So it's a weird omni material. Would that not be the same as what's at the center of the sun? No. Because it's both hydrogen getting pressed. Yeah, but it's getting pressed way, way, way, way harder. in Jupiter than the sun? In the sun? Or in the sun than Jupiter?

Okay. Because it's creating a huge reaction. Yeah. I asked, oh, I'm sorry. I thought there was a break. I asked chat GPT about like, assuming I was invulner to heat, could I walk on the surface of the sun? And it said no, but then it made it seem like it was yes. Like at the center, the density is 150 grams per cubic centimeter.

I don't know. Eight to ten times denser than lead. And I'm like, well, shucks, I could walk on lead. But it's still not a solid. It's an incredibly compressed super hot fluid plasma. Well, I feel like I could walk on that. Sure, you could walk on it if it wasn't a million degrees. Right, right, right.

And it wasn't drawing you into it with the strength of a star. Yeah, because our density is what, around water. So not enough to be sinking. into that without gravity. Its point is I'd be buoyant, but I wouldn't be walking on it. I don't know. It's hard

for me to imagine. Yeah, I think it's hard for everybody to imagine. When you hear a physicist talk about black holes, they're like, ah, who's to say? It's like you. You're the guy. Mine is like what was before the Big Bang, right? Let's assume

the Big Bang is real just for the purpose of this. And the whole universe is in this tiny little speck of compressed into craziness. Okay, what's outside the spec? And they're like, it's just going to have a gray soup. They don't know. I don't know. I know what you mean.

It's like, what did it expand into? And no matter what you believe, you can still ask that question, well, what was before that? If you believe that God made all this stuff with the snap of his fingers, what was before him? Was he just alone for infinity time? Did time really exist without space? because I don't think it does. Then he wouldn't have been alone for infinity time.

He would have just been alone, and then time would have been created, right? Well, he wouldn't have been able to experience time. You know what I'm talking about. There was no time before there was space. But one of the years is it's cyclical that you have the series of a Big Bang, the universe comes into being. It's constantly expanding. We know that's true because of dark energy.

And then eventually it gets so far out that it contracts, back down, explodes with Big Bang. There's also a theory that at the center of black holes, new universes are being created because when you look at the way the center of a black hole is described as singularity, it sounds a lot like a universe. That sounds like YouTuber infographic video shit. Like there's new universes being explored. And also I watched a video from an astrophysicist, I guess, who was like dark energy,

we have no, or dark matter, rather. You said dark energy. I don't know about that. Dark matter. He was like, we don't know about that. Dark matter was kind of created in order to support our current understanding of physics where they were like, this is how we understand things to expand. And they were like, the math doesn't add up. And they were like, all right, well, let's in placeholder like a normal thing called, you know, dark matter here. Let's create an X. And that makes our formula makes sense. Well, it doesn't just make the formula make sense. Maybe the formula could be wrong. Well, no, it doesn't just make formulas make sense. It makes visual observations make sense. So when they look at spinning galaxies with our eyes through a telescope, the fact that they're not spinning apart, there must be more material.

There are more gravity there to hold everything together, but there's not. So they don't understand where that mass is, where that gravity is being spawned from. We don't know what gravity is. We only know what its effects are. That upset me when I watched a video. from an astrophysicist where he's like, oh, maybe it was Michiokaku, that, oh, that Asian man who sounds so comforting when he talked. And he's like, gravity is, you know, something we do not fully understand. And it's like, that's not what I want to hear. I want to hear that we have that one

locked down. So there's a theoretical particle called a graviton, a subatomic particle that may or may not be part of every atom that it's, again, it's just a placeholder thing. It would be the particle that creates the gravity but they don't know. They've never discovered anything like that. I thought mass created gravity. I used to think. They don't know how though. They know what mass does but they don't know why.

The same with gravity. They don't know what gravity is or why it works the way it does. There are galaxies that turns out we don't know shit. Yeah, there are a lot of stuff. We just have no clue whatsoever. But as far as like what happened before,

you can ask, no matter what you believe in, whether you believe in a cyclical Big Bang or this is the first universe ever, or one of them that I really like is that each black hole is spawning a new universe and with a different set of parameters that govern how, you know, the nuclear strong force, the nuclear weak force, the mass of an electronic. It's like a random number generator every time a black hole is created, spawning a new universe until you do get a universe that works, that life and intelligence can evolve.

many layers. I was like the pulse. It's going to be complicated. Like there was a big bang and expands and we can observe that. And then at some point, the energy that pushed it out stops and it starts contracting again. The whole thing goes, you know, shrinks to a spec and then just keeps pulsing. It's expanding, though. It's accelerating.

It's currently expanding. So we're at the first half of it. Yeah. I agree with all that. But it's currently accelerated. That's dark energy. That's the unknowable, unknown force that is. creating space and time to continually expand.

And a few, I don't know what the time period is, but there's a time period in our future where we won't be able to see any stars. They'll have all gone away from us by, or galaxies rather. It's one of the disappointing things. If we ever achieve flight so fast that we could go someplace interesting,

the interesting places will be farther away at that point. It's like, Not in our galaxy, though. Like, we'll be able to, if they could ever figure out, I think they call it exotic matter, not strange matter. They're both made up things. But it's basically anti-gravity, something, if they could create that, that's what they would theoretically need to create an Einstein. What is the, what are they going, Einstein, Rosenbridge, which is a wormhole. So you'd have, you'd be able to prop open this hole here.

And then you'd have to fly the other end somewhere. But you could do that in some sort of a mechanized thing. You'd have something flying to the other end of the galaxy for 10,000, 100,000, a million years. And once it's there, the computer could turn it on and open that side and open this side. And you could pass through just like that thing. I don't want to grab that piece of paper. But, you know, that thing where you fold the piece of paper and stick the pencil through to get from one side to the other. You've seen that demonstration.

I have to know more about the piece of paper that you don't want to touch. It's one of your checks. It's checks. Oh, okay. I don't know my checks I'm like sitting here to file. I really don't want to ruin my social security card. It's either private or it's gross, and I'm super curious.

It's not gross. But you know, you got a piece of paper you want to get from this side to this side. You can traverse the six inches between the two, or you can fold the paper and make the two points touch. That's what you do with a wormhole, which, again, requires not only a made-up kind of energy and matter that we don't know how to, how to make, contain, or create, and also more energy than like the sun creates in a hundred

years or something like that. It's some pretty lofty stuff when you look at traveling across the galaxy. That's too much. Yeah. Yeah. And how fast is the universe traveling away from us? I don't know that number off the top of my head, but it's real fast. It's expanding everywhere in all directions all the time. And I know on like a celestial time scale, a couple thousand years, is nothing, but like the North Star always being there, like is our reading of that, like do we see slightly less of it than our ancestors did when they were using it to navigate the keys? Oh, it is?

That's not expanding away. Yeah. Wait, I thought it was all expanding. All the stars you see at night are in our galaxy. Our galaxy is not expanding? I'm going to ask that next. Not from the inside. I would everything not expand.

It's the space in between galaxies is expanding. Galaxes are held together. They're not expanding. Interesting. ChatGPT echoed what Kyle just said. The universe is expanding and the distance between galaxies is expanding, but the Milky Way is not expanding along with the universe. Gravity inside the galaxy is strong enough to hold its stars, gas, dust, and dark matter together.

Yeah. Okay. Interesting. I just, all of this shit is so complicated. It's really fun. It's when I go to sleep every night listening to. I like, I like the cosmology stuff a lot.

I listen to that John Michael Godiagie guy almost every night. It's good to say, do you have a favorite? I like the, I don't even know his name, but he's British. He has uncommon hair. It's like really straight. Taylor does an impression of him. It's pretty good. Is he the guy?

He would speak to you at the university. in such a way that it's it's so fascinating. Brian Cox. That's the guy. That's him. I would love to have him on the show. The thing about Joe Rogan is the things expand from you at a degree that we can't even fathom. And then Joe's like, that's really cool.

Do you think this guy's going to knock out that guy at the next? Yeah, that guy's cool. Brian Cox. But there's like, it's a little depressing when you realize we're not going to leave this star. system and do anything interesting. No. So there is a plan called Breakthrough Star Shot. So what they do there is they take a, it seems, they take a thing the size of a computer

chip, very small, like a cubic centimeter or something like that. And they accelerate it with a very powerful laser to some pretty good percentage of the speed of light because it's so small. And they could send those tiny computers to the next star system. That's 4.25 light years away. I think Proxima Centaurias. And it would get there in a reasonable amount of time, like 20 or 30 or 40 years or something.

But that's within our galaxy? Oh, yeah. Our galaxy is 150,000 light years across. Okay, so there's no hope we can ever explore outside. Not without discovering, like, some of those unknown technologies and materials, like strange matter. So, like, one of the, in the 60s, they had this idea called, basically what you do

you've got a spaceship and it's dropping nuclear bombs out the back and on the back of the spaceship you've got a big shield and the nuclear bombs go off they send the they warp the ship forward with each detonation and you keep dropping nuclear bombs over and over and over we got plenty of them it's Project Orion and you get to going really really fast to the point where you could

go around our star system and do ship And the reason they didn't go forward with it wasn't because it wasn't practical or possible. It was because of a nuclear arms treaty that we made with the Soviets about space, nuclear weapons in space. That to me seems like one of the most, because everything else is stuff like ion drives. An ion drive will push for a long, long time, but incredibly weakly. It's like someone blowing out the back of your space ship. But isn't it like a constant acceleration thing? constant acceleration is is um no no it wouldn't constantly accelerate even with an i don't think even with

an ion drive or if it is it's such a small increment of of of of a force that it's it's really slow it's really slow um but that that project orion thing with the bombs that's fast that would go really fast that was done in one of my sci-fi books i don't remember which but i went through a kick where I was reading, to me, complicated sci-fi books. And it's neat. In books, so much more than movies, they explore the engineering behind the things that they're doing. And sometimes it's like brain stretching.

Yeah. Struggle to keep up with what they're teaching me here. Like, wait a minute, a micro black hole? I hadn't even considered this. I need to process. Yeah. I mean, why does it not become a bigger black hole?

Does it not suck enough stuff in? Like what is the event horizon on a micro black hole? I don't know. What's that like? I don't know. We're not going anywhere though. We're not sending any people anywhere. We could explore our star system.

That might happen. I hope that happens. That'd be nifty. But we can't do it now. Can't do it now. It takes six months to get to Mars. And when you look at what will happen to the first people that go to Mars, they're going to die. They're not coming back.

Thanks. If Mars was a utopia, it wouldn't matter. Like, they're going to be fucked up by the time they get there just from six months in interstellar space. Why? Cosmic rays is a big part of it. So cosmic rays are a little bit different than solar wind. Cosmic rays are neutrons and protons moving at a considerable percentage of the speed of light that are formed through the mergers of stars and supernovas, the most catastrophic events in the universe. and they are sent hurtling randomly like a shotgun through space,

and they're everywhere all the time. And when they hit the surface of a spacecraft, they create a shotgun effect. They hit the aluminum of the spaceship, and they're not going to punch a hole in it that would let air out, because, again, it's a neutron or a proton that's doing this, but it will send more neutrons and more protons through your body like a shotgun, and creating more shotgun effects and cascading effects. And it won't just damage your DNA.

It'll cut your DNA in half. And it does it so many times. I'm sorry. Why is this a problem on the way to Mars, but it's not a problem with our more localized spaceflight? Because of the... Why didn't the moon guys get fucked up by this? Because of the magnetic field of the Earth. Even out to the moon?

Once they leave that. Wait, so the magnetic field of the Earth protects them out to the moon, but not out to Mars. Yeah, we were talking about the difference between. 250,000 miles, which 242,000 miles, I think the moon is. And then Mars, which is, I don't remember how many millions of miles, but it's three or four million miles or something like that, maybe more. And what's that? It's more.

Van Allen Radiation Belt. Doesn't that fuck up a lot of our attempts because you have to go through a really brutal radiation belt before you get out to deeper space? No, that's a protective. I think, like, like, I'm not an expert from Van Allen radiation belt, but I think of it as another magnetic field around the earth protecting us from cosmic rays and solar winds. I'm sure it protects us here

terrestrially, but I thought it was a big concern that it fucked people up trying to go through it and out. I don't think so. Okay. If it does it, that's news to me, but it's not something I know a terribly lot about. I just know that when you get into interstellar space, you end up with all sorts of problems.

Like your eyes change shape. they're going to turn into an egg shape. You're not going to be able to see right. We don't know if that'll reverse itself. Your heart's going to get incredibly weak. Your bone density is going to get incredibly low. You're going to be constantly bombarded by those cosmic rays increasing your, it's going to be like getting chest x-rays every day, you know,

dozens and dozens a day constantly for years. Because that's part, I feel like we should be able to fix, you know, like. Oh, yeah, you could. But you end up with this. That's a problem. You end up with, there's this, this, I can't remember what, it's called, but there's a formula for how much fuel it takes to get fuel into space. For every kilogram of fuel you want to get into space, it takes like 10 kilograms of fuel

just to get it there. And as you keep adding that up, like it becomes increasingly impossible to get large things into shape, into space. So if you had a meter of water around your spaceship, you'd be fine. Like that would be a perfect shield for those cosmic rays. A meter of water all the way around your spaceship, like encapsulated. That would protect you from that in particular. It would be heavy as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, which doesn't matter too much in space,

but matters when you're trying to get it into space. I don't know. Elon Musk sent like a Miata up there or something. That was a roadster, a Tesla. Roadster. It's still up there. It might have been the new one that, like, so he announced a Tesla.

He announced a roadster. That's like his super, that's the one you want. It's a super sporty Tesla. Yeah. And he announced the second version of it and sent one into space. This is at the same time he announced the cyber truck. So when was that? Not eight years ago?

Something like that. Got to be at least five. Yeah. Things all fucked up now. Yeah. They're ugly. I stand by my original opinion. Oh, show us the sports car though, Zach.

The sports car is sick. And he never made it. His other cars look pretty normal. It's just the cyber truck that I Is that the car look too normal And they look dated to me now I know they're technically updated in some subtle ways

You can't notice but they look dated as heck To me they look like really expensive Toyotas like just the body style See this Oh that's kind of neat okay This looks pretty nice to me I mean it doesn't look as nice as like I don't like the butt so much

But still though it doesn't It doesn't look as nice as a Corvette. It doesn't look as nice as the high-end Mustang. It doesn't look as nice as the high-end Camaro. And it doesn't look as nice as somebody's creating like a Corvette killer. Like maybe Dodges. Really. Some sort of super,

supercar that's in the Corvettes price range. All that stuff looks way better than this. I mean, the US Mustang. Like when you, first of all. It looks like a Honda S-2000 or whatever. They're little. What's the Honda? I see it.

I see it. You got it right. Yeah. Look at the new. Toyota. Look at the Toyota GTR. That thing looks fucking sick. I think it's a Nissan, a Nissan GTR, right?

Not, yeah, the Toyota Supra. The Toyota Super looks great. All that stuff does. I don't think is, uh, is it the GR GT? Is that what I'm thinking of? Because it's like a race car. It's 641 horsepower. Um, and it's got all sorts of crazy

technology. That's it. Yeah. That's a Toyota. That's a Toyota. It looks like a dodge to me. It looks American. It has all that sounds American. It's, it vibes American.

And the, it's so flat with just a little like cockpit as a hood. It looks like a jet almost. It's so nice on the inside, too. They've got, they've got the big screen, but they've got mechanical toggles, carbon fiber seats. They were talking about how the air went, went in the intakes. and those intakes in the front and how the one on the hood creates this vacuum force on the engine.

Yeah. So I assume it's a ice motor, right? It's not EV or anything new. Internal combustion engine. So it's both. So here's what they do. So it's internal combustion, 641 horsepower, and then they have an electric motor

that only chips in for RPM dips during shifting and turbo lag. So it solves that problem. So this thing has kind of, It never like loses its RPM curve power band or whatever. It's that electric motor is chipping in at the perfect moments when it needs it. So you're not even aware that the electric motor is doing anything. And it sounds like a growly, deep-throated American kind of sports car.

It's a pretty good engine sound you make there. That's really good. I was looking up to zero to 60 time on the, you can't do an elephant. on the Tesla's and the Model S plaid goes zero to 60 in 1.99 seconds.

That's insane. It's so fast. The thing is, it's a group. And you get it for 50. Like, Musk lies about his specs. Every one that, every range spec that's ever come out of Tesla has never been achieved in the real world a single time. And it,

it's not what, like, you buy a car and you're like oh this thing it's 22 miles of the gallon and it only does if you drive it like on purpose to achieve that number but at least it does with Teslas no one has ever achieved the numbers that

they advertise I would bet that these car nuts are running the zero to 60 times through the rigmarole though like oh yeah it does that it does zero to 60 time oh yeah yeah it's I see them track race those things again

like the things you think are fast cars and that four-door sedan burns their ass up. Dude, the fucking cyber truck does zero to 60 and 2.6. That was like supercar level in 2010.

It still is. It still is. Look, you've got to go to something that's got eight or 900 horsepower to beat that. Like most production sports cars today have more, well, that's more of a, more about how weak

NASCAR is these days, but like most production sports cars when you get the good one is more powerful than a NASCAR car. The Bugatti Veyron 0 to 60 is 2.4 or 2.5 seconds. So the plaid actually does 2.1 to 2.3. The 1.99 is something called rollout subtraction. It's a drag racing thing where sometimes they measure the zero to 60 time and remove the first foot. What the fuck? I don't even understand how removing a foot would help. It's the slippage on the, I think the tires.

The very slowest first foot, they just don't count that part. They like roll. So it's not from a total stop. And I'm like, you motherfuckers, can you ever not lie for a goddamn second, Tesla? Can you ever have a speck about your car where the zero to 60 isn't rollout conversion and the range isn't imagination world? Like, if that's the case for the Tesla, I would also imagine like Ferrari, Lamborghini, like a lot of these other supercars would maybe manipulate, goose the numbers for themselves. Yeah, Dodge is making something called a copperhead right now.

It looks like shit. Let's see. And this photo that I'm looking at. But the photo I saw the other day looked really good. Like the photo I'm finding right now looks so bad. I don't even want to show it. That's pretty ugly. I don't think that's good.

That can't be right. That can not be right. Oh. Taylor, you're right. The Veyron. It goes 2.5 using regular things, but I guess its number uses the rollout convention too. But then when you get past, like... Oh, so all these, they're all juicy.

Yeah. Yeah. That's just what you do to tell what the true performance of the car is, like minus the slippage and stuff on the road surfaces. I think. But the, um, it's the fastest production car in the world at zero to 60 and probably zero to to 100 to maybe.

But once you get beyond that, like those, um, what's the road in, uh, Germany? The auto bond, when you get to those auto bond cars,

like, it leaves the Tesla behind because of the gear. Teslas don't have gears. You know, I don't know if it's still true, but like back when I was really into cars when I was young, the fastest cars in the world on the auto bond. going, you know, 200 miles an hour, could only do that for like three miles before they ran

in a gas. Like, it was the number was shockingly short. Like, you can't go 200 miles an hour practically. I watched on Top Gear. They ran the Bugatti Veyron, like super sport as much as they could. And the guy was like, you know, what's good is I'm going to run out of gas in four minutes because the tires will fall apart in six minutes. Like, they couldn't do that.

And were you thinking of the Audubon or the Nuremberg ring? Otobon. Nuremberg ring is on a racetrack. But that's what a lot of the supercars do as like the standard. Yeah, but the Audubon, you have long stretches to like stretch your car out to incredibly high top speeds. I see people doing that in those Bugatti's and going, you know, 220 miles per hour in traffic. You know, I was saying, you know, you. You know what I didn't realize until recently is the Autobahn is not one highway in Germany.

That's what they call highways. And so like all of them are no speed limit. Like all the giant highways there have no speed limit. I thought there was one particularly well-maintained highway called the Autobahn. I did too. I was disappointed when I learned like, oh, so they can all just fucking fly? disappointed to me this is good news

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I mean, that's pretty sick. Did we steal that from Hitler, Kyle? I think so. He's just saying that to upset you. I don't think we stole it. Guy had a lot of great ideas. What are you talking about? He had some bad ones.

I think we can. What? You know. Who's to stay? Who's to stay? Far being above me to start critiquing. I like the killing innocent people. That part I thought was not groovy.

Two thumbs down for this guy. Oh, you don't like any leaders, I guess. Well, he might be on the money with that actually who's that leader that didn't kill innocent people who's that notoriously chill leader who's immediately deposed he's got like Jimmy Carter I guess

he's the only one who didn't I don't think Jimmy Carter killed any people I bet if you dig a little deeper he did I don't know he seemed like a real pacifist to me but like his if you're putting it in the feet of all these leaders everything happening under their purview.

There's got to be some nonsense happening. In the 80s, we were definitely fucking with South America. 76 to 80. Or late 70s? So what did we do in South America at that time? Didn't we like upturned Bolivia or some shit? I don't know. Whatever they needed to be done down there,

those savage jungle people don't know what they're doing. They don't know how to, you know, sometimes they think that they're going to create a democracy. some sort of banana republic, if you will. And we need to go down there and show them what first. You know, but sometimes it's just better. Sometimes it's just better for them for now to have one guy in charge who we, you know, look after.

Who we want to do. I mean, it's not just South America. Look at Africa. There's a reason we can't, when we do that game, none of us can name all the fucking countries in Africa. Because we need to bomb them more. That's how I learned geography.

What would you even bomb? I wish Nigeria would get a little salty or something so I could learn where it is. Woody, I think you undersell yourself on the geography because you were coming up with a couple winners in the game. I fantasize motorcycle trips and I've been invited to paramotor trips like in Africa and stuff. So I just got a few countries I can pull out of my ass. And then there's Joelle and B that gave me Cameroon. That gave you Cameroon. We were hunted for Cameroon.

I could not remember the name. Six is going to win at all? They're knocked out. So here's the thing. I won't talk about basketball for very long, but the whole basketball world considers the Western Conference to be the big one. They're the great conference.

The East Coast, Fock. They're like college teams or something. Absolute garbage, as if there's no pros over here on the East Coast, as if every team is weak as fuck. And the Western Conference Finals was treated in the basketball world as if it was the actual finals, like when the U.S. beat Russia. And then what is it? Bring on Switzerland, Sweden.

Sweden. Yeah, Sweden. Thank you. So now they're like, bring on the New York Knickerbockers. You know, the winner of the Western Conference is going to have a coronation ceremony where they absolutely roll these Eastern teams with their, you know, 7 foot six Western conference giant. Anyway, the Knicks beat him by 10. It's only been one game so far, but I'm pulling Knicks. I always do this. I wish I could stop. But when everyone is like,

that guy sucks, I'm just like, fuck you. That guy needs a friend. And that friend is me. So now you're an underdog in heart. I guess so. Yeah. You full them. So now I'm like in the Knicks, even though they're kind of rivals of the Sixers. And we lost to him two years going away I thought was really unfair. Poor New York. They don't get enough championships. They don't. They haven't been to the finals in like 30 years, at least in the sport.

They've got like eight professional sports teams or something like that, the city. They actually don't win a lot of championships. Like remove, like just look at the last 20 years. A couple giants and then I draw a blank. Maybe there's the giants with Eli Manning, I think. Yankees historically have been kind of good at baseball. We got to give them that. Yankees have been good.

they're the only team with more than the Louis Cardinals Elon Manning got a pair of titles and that wasn't you know it's in the last 15 years or so it has been a while wow wow so we're not going to count WNBA or Major League Soccer

fuck that shit but the Giants won in 2012 they won the it's the 2011 season 2012 Super Bowl the Yankees won in 09 the Rangers won in 909 the Rangers won 9 Oh, wait, this can't be right, because the Yankees won like in 99 or something, too.

Okay, Google let me down. They must only show their most recent. Maybe something like that. Well, we were looking at like the last 25 years, this century. Yeah, not great. Not great this century, which is strange because they've got so many shots at it, because they've got two baseball teams. How many?

Two hockey teams. They have the giants and the jets. At least two. And Buffalo? they're not New York State but yeah okay but that doesn't add to their

championship total Zach has three football teams he has to be including Buffalo I can't possibly be forgetting the third New York City team yeah it's in state it counts he's from Buffalo he's like we're a part of this yeah

like that's crazy one state has three NFL teams two NHLs two NBAs two in two baseball teams and they haven't won a championship in a while. Also, still not from Buffalo.

Sorry, Zach is from Buffalo, whether he likes it or not. You're just no Buffalo coding. And the Jets and the Giants, he says they're not in New York because they play in New Jersey. But they're the New York Jets and the New York Giants. Yeah. I didn't know that.

They play in the Meadowlands. That's right. Sopranos taught me that. Unless it changed. They used to play in the meadowlands. What's the most successful state? It's got to be Boston, right? Boston, the freaking Celtics, the Bruins, the Patriots. It's got to be Massachusetts if we're looking last 25 years.

How many, is that seven Super Bowl? Or six, six for them, and then seven for Brady. Right, right. Bruins also had a cup in 2011. And Red Sox won in 2013 because they knocked out the cards. Sex is Callie. the Warriors and the Lakers, they've got maybe five combined.

Dodgers have one or two. Dodgers have a couple. I can't think of any football team. Like, the Chargers have not been that successful. The Raiders. San Fran has been close several times. The 49ers have been closed. The L.A. Rams.

The one is, okay. Oh, yeah. They got the Rams. They've got a bunch of teams, too. That's crazy. And then poor Southeast U.S. just starved for teams. like there's not a bunch of people here. I guess there's not. Everyone's moving there.

The teams will move too. You're not starved for teams. We are starved for teams. We got the one baseball team for the whole southeast. Yeah, and you guys lost a hockey team twice, and isn't there a basketball team down there? The Hawks? Are they not good?

They're overachievers. Everybody thinks they're shitty, but every year they're like, eh, the Hawks did okay, you know, next year with some traffic. I think they have an exciting young core. Like, they're a team that might be better in a couple years. We always have an excited.

that's what I'm saying it's like every year they're like hey this year stunk it up but just wait till next year just wait till we really start plugging in the pieces then we're going to get getting they're not an embarrassing I would trade position as a Sixers fan we have two giant contracts

amongst old players who aren't as good as they once were and there's like three or four years left on both of them we're in success purgatory and also we do well enough to like get knocked out of the first round of the playoffs or something in this year it was second and uh that just means we don't get any draft picks we don't have any room for good free agents there's no there's no hope in the sixth that's not a not a good place to be Gary betman rigs the nchal draft to help like toronto and chicago he rigs it but they don't

win you heard it here thousandth you know a basketball they often say it's rig too, right? What? We wanted Dallas to do it. The New York hasn't like had good picks. If it was rigged, you'd think New York, L.A., the major markets, Miami would be winning the lottery all the time, but they don't. In hockey, it feels like it'll be like, all right, who's going to get it? Arizona, North Carolina, or Toronto. It's like, oh, it's Toronto again. Shocking. Like, oh, it's Chicago again. Shocking.

I just hate Chicago so much. And they're doing such a better job than us at tanking. And they're going to be better than us again in a couple of years, probably next year. They're going to be better than us. And then the Blues will go on a meaningless 10-game win streak after the trade deadline

and ruin it again. That's exactly what they did this year. And someone pull up the PKK clip where I said they would do exactly that last year. Where I was like, the blues are the worst. They suck. They're going to go on a meaningless win streak after the trade deadline. They literally did.

They went on a 10 or 11 game win streak that pulled them out of contention for the good draft picks and they still missed the playoffs. Weren't they a bottom three team at the All-Star break when they won the Cup? They were the worst team at the All-Star break. And then Bortuzzo and someone else at our practice. got in a fight. And I remember the hockey Reddit being like the blues are a complete dumpster fire. Like two of their players are fighting in practice. And everyone was ashamed. And then we threw Craig Barubi, noted enforcer as our coach. And then he took us all the way. That was the most fun.

No, no. I think he coaches Toronto now. But that was the most fun. sports following of my life, and I don't know what could ever compete with that, is watching that zero to a hundred, like them making the playoffs, them crushing those other teams. And Kyle doesn't know, but the way the blues won is by being extremely dirty. Very physical, heavy-hitting teams, because our coach, Craig Barubi, was enforcer.

And so he was like, this is the playoffs. They're not going to call it. Do what you can. Fuck them. And just hurt the other team as much as you can. And so even the announcers, like the NBC unbiased announcers would be like Boston coming in for the Stanley Cup finals game two, they're looking rough out there. They're looking, they're looking tired.

They're looking hurt. And they'd be like, yeah, that's true. The blues are playing dirty. Or they wouldn't say dirty. The blues are playing heavy. The blues are playing heavy. Yeah. And it's like, and even me as a fan, I'm like, they're not playing heavy.

They're fucking throwing bows out there, like trying to fuck them up. The Cardinals are doing well. Are they? Yeah, they're second in the central NL. My wife's from a baseball family. And so she's like, the Cardinals are really turning it around. And I'm like, yeah, I know, I know all about baseball. Yadier Malina.

Mark got a really good starting pitcher. It throws like 104 miles per hour. who's fun to watch. No, that's the Brewers. That's the Brewers. Who are number one in your division. You're behind the. Your second place in your division.

Braves' best team in baseball by far. Oh, and are you about to... No. I told you what it takes for me to be a Braves fan. They got to win two. If they win one, you're going to go, not for me. I'm not impressed.

That's what I like to see. Next year, the Phillies fucking take you out in the first round. that's it no jersey for you i threw my jersey away did you really yeah i never had a sports jersey you've never worn a jersey of any team

on this show other than when i made it like really clear in like 2016 that i was pulling for the blues over the black hawks and you bought like a hundred and ten dollar chicago black hawks hoodie to wear i got that thing i think it's warm as fuck I wear it all the time. I just can't believe you did that. It's so nice.

It was like $185 or something like that. It's nice and thick and plush and it's like good materials. Like even the string, the draw string is really nice. Just dastardly. I always root for your guys' teams. He does. He does. Taylor always does.

Taylor will be like, well, now that my favorite team's out, I'm pulling for Kyle's team or mine. I'm pulling for the hurricanes right now. Yeah, they're down 01. What was the score of the first game? Do you know? It was a one goal game because it went to overtime, I believe. Oh, shucks. Well, we won a lot of overtime games this playoffs.

Have you been following the UFC drama? The Strickland stuff? Yeah, Strickland. So Strickland got banned from the White House event for his comments about Israel. And now he's calling Gaichi goy boy. It tells him to change the flag on his Twitter profile to the Israeli flag. They're going back in the world. What's Gachie saying?

You know, Gachie's not that bright. So he's just yelling sort of through Twitter as best he can. So he's not making a lot of sense. I'm American. Blu-brer-brer-brer-brer-br-brough. He's being starched. Now after this, now I can root for Elya and like be happy. Ely is going to fuck him up.

I'm looking forward to it. Wait, why? We like Gaci, though. I agree he's going to get starched. I like the way you fight. I didn't like when Gaichi went over to that warlord's place to shoot guns with all those guys. He was in that group of people that went over to, what's the country? I wish Taylor was here.

It's the one that's allied with Russia. Is it Belarus? It's the one that's allied with Russia in the war against Ukraine. The president's Katerov or something like that. Gachie went over to Katerov's house with Kamsat and all those guys. Maybe Kumar Uzman too. It's like shooting machine guns. and letting that guy's teenage son beat him up and stuff.

And I don't like all that shit. Not much an American, if you ask me. I hear you. I hear you. I like the way he fights, though. And then Ilya Tupori is making his crazy. If you ever watch Rocky, it's like there's a rule. Only haymakers.

No jabs in this movie. We're going to all haymakers. And that's how Kichi fights. Did you see I remember what he was, uh, I'm excited one second. When he fought Tony the brain dead dude, Ferguson, that's what I'm going for. Also brain dead over here. His coach is like, you're hitting them too hard.

Why don't you back it off 30%? You're going to kill him. You're trying to kill him. He's off a little and make contact. Jesus. He was making contact. Like an injured animal. You could hear the way the punches landed, which was new because it was during

COVID and there was always a crowd cheering, but suddenly in the silence, this guy just beating this man. Heavy hands to the face. And it's a wonder, Ferguson, stay on his feet like you did. But it made me a fight of Gai Chi, a fan of Gai Chi, I mean to say. Yeah. I just wish he hadn't done that other stuff. And he's just a dummy.

I like somebody with a little bit of common sense and it's a little bit funny. So I don't like it because of that. but Ilya Toporius cut those, I love that promo. Elias got this promo where he's like walking into a room and it's got photos of all the fighters he's taken out. And he's taken out of all the goats. You know, and each one of them has a rose like in front of them. And there's a picture of Justin Gehchi.

And he's like, Justin, these rose is for you. He's created a memorial to all these fighters he's taken out. He's like putting one in front of Justin's photo. He's talking past the fight. which fighters never do. He's like, oh, my main concern is to make this an entertaining fight.

When I destroy him, the world will watch and they will see the new Justin. And it's like, oh my God, this is like that key and peel bit. That seems like bad juju talking about it.

And your family sees the new Justin, you will understand. I forget who he was fighting. Anthony Rumble Johnson did that too. And he was like selling the fight to John Jones. If Rumble won,

he was going to get John Jones. And John is like, you've got another heavy weight in front, or light heavy weight in front of you right now. I'd focus on that guy, not me. It turned out to be really good advice. I think this is about as one side as it gets. You got an old dog who was never good at defense,

and he's always been a Homer Simpson against an absolute... He is a Homer Simpson. You know, Elyeth started up with grappling. Like, his thing was grappling, and he learned striking. And his striking, seems to be second to none. My God, his

boxing is clean and sharp, and he produces way more power than you would think from a smaller guy. Ely is going to starch his ass. I'm looking forward to it. As long as a bug doesn't fly in his eye or something. That's how confident I was that Comzat would beat Strickland. I'm more confident of this than I wasn't

that, I think. Oh, we were, yeah, for sure. Yeah, everybody was. There was almost nobody calling the fight for Strickland on that. We all knew Strickland could get back up, but, like, He just knew that eventually he was going to get him. That was going to be it, but he didn't. Yep.

So. Have you seen the claw? They've got it built now. You're the thing at the White House. I think they spent $60 million on the thing. That's where they're calling the giant thing. Oh, that like four pronged thing. Okay.

They spent $60 million. They said they're going to lose $30 million on the event, the UFC will. Okay. So, wait, they're going to lose 30 million on the event? Yeah. I think it's interesting when people do that. Like, I, sure, they'll lose 30 million on the event. But if they grow the sport, they could make a billion.

And I imagine that's the kind of math that they're doing in their heads. You guys as hardcore UFC fans should be rooting for this thing to kill it. Like, this potentially could bring. so many people to the sport. It's going to. You think it for sure will? Oh, for sure it will. Yeah, this is going to be the biggest UFC. More eyes are going to see this than any other UFC card ever. It's on Paramount now, so there's way less barrier to entry.

Used to have to pay for ESP and then pay for the pay-per-view. Now, if you've got $12 a month, you can watch this thing. You know, this is going to be enormous. The White House is advertising and the president's advertising, and obviously the UFC is. All the people who are haters, you know, I read the articles, they're like, knuckle-dragging cage match on the front of the lawn is just par for the course for this administration. It's like, man, why you got to start shitting on like my sport with your political stuff?

Like, you had me. Like, I don't like Trump either, but don't shit on my sport and make it seem like it's some ghoulish thing. Yeah. A literal cage match. He can be gay and it could also be cool. Oh, it's going to be awesome. Yeah, yeah.

It's going to be awesome. I'm psyched for it. I did see the concert fell through because nobody. wants to perform at it. He's got like vanilla ice and nobody else. Who wants a concert before the UFC fight? Are these separate events? Oh, is that before? It's all one big thing, I think.

Okay. He's doing like a big, this is part of the 250th birthday, the U.S. anniversary or whatever, and also Trump's birthday. Yeah, the country's birthday would be July 4th, right? We're just doing this is Trump. I say you get rid of any sort of songs before. shows unless it or matches whether it's hockey, football, whatever. The only guy I've ever heard do a tremendous job with the national anthem was Chris Stapleton

at that. That was so good. Oh, my God. That was fantastic. So unless you can get Chris Stapleton, don't do it. Not even the national anthem? Not even the national anthem. At hockey games, there's so many Canadian teams.

Sometimes they sing the Canadian one first. And it's like we're wasting time. We're fiddling around here. I think this take doesn't fit fighting. Like there's walkouts and the songs are hype and it gets me excited. And we have the live performances. Yeah, with Connor and stuff. And oftentimes fighters do the same fight.

I'm sorry, the same song before every fight. They don't change it. So it's like, oh, country boy can survive. Matt Hughes is coming. Oh, yeah. Or I don't know. Move was Joe Lozons. I don't know everybody's.

But like when I hear it, I'm like, oh, right. This is the vet. There was a Japanese dude. He was like perfect specimen, one of the best looking guys in UFC history. And he played like opera music on his walk-in. And it doesn't really like make me tingle, but it was unique to him. It didn't sound anything like anyone else's. And I'm here for the walkout songs.

I like it. Can I remember what? Fighting does lend itself to theatrics. And so I'm okay with fighting doing that. Chris Wythman, when Don't Back Down, like the Tom Petty song, hits the speakers, and Chris Wybman walks out. And he really celebrated his Americanness. So he'd bring a flag and stuff. And, like, I was just, I was there for it.

I liked him a lot. There was a one fighter who, so the UFC asked you, you know, hey, what's, what's on you want tonight, you know? And there was this one fighter. I can't remember who it was, but the UFC had a bad contact number for him. And so they had been asking a fan for like six years, what fight. fight song and he would tell them and they'd play it. And the fighter didn't know that he could pick his own. So he'd come out to a different song

every time. Yeah, this works. All right. Yeah. What they had was, I know this story. They had the fighter's phone number, but he had gotten a new one. And some random person got his whole number. So yeah, he would just tell the he would solve to play. I am so

sick of retraining men. That's awesome. That's a neat little piece of UFC history. I like that. So, yeah, no one likes Trump less than me, but I'm here for the event. Like, let's do it. As a matter of fact, I think the UFC would benefit from, listen to me telling someone to lose money.

But like, if they did a lost leader Super Bowl every year, that'd be dope. Yeah. I don't know how you can improve the Super Bowl, though. Like, like, I've always, I think locations are cool. Somebody did a fight recently. Maybe it was a boxing promotion in front of the pyramids. outdoors and the pyramids are in the background and it looked cool

that's pretty cool like the pyramids were right there in the background and it was a very cool look you can walk right up to them the pyramids sure and they also like Egypt is not in control of like the litter problem

at all around the pyramids no there's like coke bottles and fucking fluff all around those things just like a landfill yeah it's it's disgusting If we controlled those things, they'd be nice. They'd look nice. I hope it would be a part of a national park. Trump would turn one of them into a casino.

You couldn't. What are you going to bore into it and then just carve it out? Yeah, they're all hollow in there. We don't even know what's inside. They're not hollow in there. They're hollow in there, Taylor? You think that's a big solid chunk of stone? Don't look it up.

It's mostly a solid stone. Don't look at it. You have to be a favorite debate, big. You have to go down. I said it. Don't fact check that. Now that I've established this, it's true. I'm going to look it.

No, you have to go down into it and then it's cavernous. You can't, yeah. Like there's tombs and all sorts of stuff down there. But you can't, you can't walk into it and look around like, wow, the pyramids. Yeah, I don't think they know what's in those things or what those things even built for. They know what they were used for by some people, but I don't think they know why they were built or even when they were built. I think those things were built earlier. Same with the sphinx.

Oh, you think the sphinx was earlier too. Oh, yeah, way earlier. Yeah. It's got water erosion around the size. That weird head on the sphinx was clearly later made. It was chipped down from something larger. Yeah. Someone in charge, like chipped it down at a later time. Yeah, it used to be something else. Like may probably use. to be a lion's head. Isn't the sphinx older than the pyramids?

Or am I crazy? They don't know. They can't date that stuff correctly because it's got water erosion down around like the legs and stuff. Like it's they don't know how old that. There's a story about how old that stuff is, but I don't believe it. So I wouldn't say they're hollow after reading this and seeing it. But there's hallways and tunnels that lead to burial chambers.

And there's a great hallway in front of the king's chamber. those things are pretty fucking sick and I agree with you that what do you you don't think they're sick I need to see him I need to see him they used to be sick

they used to cover with limestone and with a big golden capstone on the top and stuff that's why do you believe that story but not the timeline story oh I just I think they're just much older I think they date back to a

civilization prior to the what we think of the Egyptians, like the pharaohs and such. Oh, I'm on board with that. Yeah. Definitely prior to current Egypt. Like, you talk to the people who built that, they wouldn't be like, yeah, we're Egyptian. Like, way before. Well, it's ancient Egypt.

Like, do you mean way? I mean, before that. I think way before ancient Egypt would be a reasonable thing. I don't know what they were for. They seem to have been part of some sort of astronomy. project, the way they're lined up with so many stars and constellations and stuff and the way they're aligned.

But I always hear them talk about, you know, they found those like pseudo-batteries, right? Those, those, it seems like they were trying to make hydrogen or something with those things. I don't know. There was something going on with those pyramids. They were trying to do something cool. And their alignment

to the stars is the same as the pyramids you find in South America's alignment. Because there are Mesoamerican. pyramids. Those pyramids are less impressive. They're not quite as good. They're fair.

They're not as good. Yeah. They're kind of crappy. Mexican pyramids. Well, they weren't Mexican. It would have been Maya, right? Yeah, but they're in Mexico. No.

No? No? There aren't pyramids in Mexico? I'm positive there are. I thought that those pyramids were in like south. Macropechu or something? I think it's in Brazil and northwestern Bolivia. I think it's pyramids in both, but there's definitely pyramids in Mexico.

Well, their pyramids weren't very good then. They've got the one. You see the people clapping and you hear it come back and like one day a year, like the sun lines up so you see the great snake god like in the shadow or whatever. Oh, people clapping. I know what you're talking about now. They're like, if you clap from the top of it, it sounds like a bird. and it's like this seems circumstantial.

They're always giving people shit for climbing up on top of them. Egypt doesn't give a damn, it seems like, you just walk right up that thing. There was like gringoes desecrating our Mexican pyramids. Like, come on, man. Let's go up there and see what it looks like. I feel like you might be Nike's going to damage this thing. See what it looks like. In Egypt, though, you're right.

They're out to lunch. You're not supposed to, but I see people do it all the time on social media. climb up to the top of that thing. There's like, what do you call it when you, graffiti? There's like graffiti and stuff on the top of there on those, the rubble that is the peak of the Great Pyramid. I don't like that.

You know what's interesting about graffiti. I hate it when I see a little bit of graffiti in nature. But somehow, if I see a lot of graffiti, then that flips it back to like, oh, okay, that's what this place is. Everyone comes here

and repaints this rock. Like, it's just a nonstop, like, evolving collage. Remember Mount Curahee? It was like that. Yeah. That's an example of a lot of graffiti. And is that the one where they, like, run up that mile with like a 23 mile. Yeah.

That's where Ross. Five miles up, five miles down, I think. Something like that. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And if everyone's painting that thing and it's kind of a landmark, I like it. If one guy, like, desecrated a big rock, I wouldn't like it.

Mm-hmm. That's fair. Yeah. say with the pyramids. Like, I wouldn't like to see someone spray paint the top of the pyramids, but if there was some guy 900 years ago who chiseled in like Grug was here, it'd be like, I'm okay with that. That's kind of cool.

NC State has a rock on campus that gets painted like that. And like the school just gives them a fresh canvas every so often. I think they paint it white. And the students go nuts again and just part of the tradition. Yeah. We need a cool rock in America and not Plymouth Rock because I've seen Plymouth Rock. Terrible. Somebody should steal Plymouth Rock just to get it over with.

Let me tell you. Just not a good rock. Have you been there? The way I remember Plymouth Rock, I think I can pick it up. I've seen the pictures and it's a tiny little rock. I've only seen pictures, but it is incredibly underwhelming. It's like that that's the thing that's like in my history books all through school. we took the time to learn about that.

Terrible. Oh my fuck. What? They even built a little castle around it. Get out of here. Shouldn't that be underwater by now with the seas rising? Like Greta Tonberg told us. Al Gore lied to us, Taylor.

It's clear now. Who's seven? Al Gore should be drawn and quartered for bullshit. That's not enough graffiti on the woody formula. Yeah, that's disrespectful. That's disrespectful. That's disrespectful. That's disrespectful.

because that, what does that even say? 508 mocks, more, Ma. Is that someone's area code that he's proud of, part of his identity? Don't like it.

Not a fan. Even on our terrible rock, that's the urban version of white, of like redneck white trash shit. When y'all are like, 404, 404, are you pimping?

You're fucking like, your area code. You're proud to be from that small district of Delaware that like what are you what is wrong with you people I hate people I just hate them we just need a better rock although I guess uh Mount Rushmore is a pretty good rock it's a pretty good rock I've been to Mount Rushmore on that big motorcycle trip I took around the country I'm driving past Mount Rushmore basically and there's these helicopter tours and I'm like

Well, this might be the only time I met Mount Rushmore. It's not close to the Carolina at all. Like, heck it. I'm in. I bought a helicopter tour and she's, you know, I got to go see it up close. And she's like, this is Mount Rushmore. This is what the Americans made. And then the Native Americans, you, they did their own.

It's not finished yet. And it's like, stop wasting my time with that unfinished chief. Don't know. It doesn't even look human. It's not, they're like, they're trying to fund it. He's like asking me to fund this like competitive mountain Rushmore to like tribal chiefs or something. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know what I'll contribute?

One smile. That was it. I'll contribute a polite, white smile to your attempt. Oh, okay. Yes, yes, you're adorable. They'll be like, you know, before you came here, it was a different looking mountain. And it was like, yeah, no shit, retard. We changed everything.

We got in the mix and you guys were like, whoa, slow down with the trains and the industrialization. No, we didn't slow down. We kept going. We kept pushing. We didn't go far enough if you ask me. What the hell is this? I know your opinion. This new tech.

I don't know why we let those people keep in. We just followed the buffalo for 30,000 years. We had no understanding of property. Is that a Cherokee? Get the fuck off of my land. Like they clearly understood it. They just were worse at it. You know, you come out.

It would be like, I don't know how to play Siv very well. But like if Kyle came to my area and immediately started wrecking me, I could be like, you have no understanding of the land. You don't understand it. And he's like, yeah, I have a bomb right now. And so get fucked. It's over. I know they built some pyramids here.

the north in north america too there's some mesoamerican pyramids i think there's one down in uh there's one in illinois that's really big and there's some down in like some in the south like there's in missouri missouri used to be called mound city because of how many mesoamerican mounds there were in the early 1800s that they were like could just get these things out of the way they're impressive mounds it doesn't look it's not something that like one group of people like just decided on a lark to do a thing it's clearly like there were a lot of people working on this for a long time that knew what they were doing. They weren't that good, dude. We went on a, we went on field trips to them called Zach pull up pictures of co-hocchio.

They're covered in dirt now. It looks like a mound. It starts with a sea. Yeah. Cahokia mounds that was in St. Louis and they had all these big mounds. And I remember going there because we had to as a field trip. And it was like, these are just big hills. Yeah, but underneath the hills is the thing.

Oh, well, I don't know what's underneath them, but also Missouri is a land of rolling hills, and so you don't have to build your own, you can just kind of, you know, do it. Dude, simultaneously, I'm like, one, I mean, that's a pretty good mound. I've never built a mound that even rivaled. Two, there's a landfill in my county that looks cooler than this. Oh, yeah. at least three different times in grade school they were like we're going to Cahokia mounds and every time I'd be like who gives fuck like who cares they're not great mounds no one hates

the Native Americans more than me I know this is pretty impressive for for for what you know they were and what they did and I bet it looked better than this I bet there was you know there was something built on top of this clearly like like if you can imagine like a big like like imagine like the the throne room from it was nothing good imagine theodans hall you know like like built on top of it imagine the the keep of the rohirum may have yes yeah but also like it couldn't have been that good what they had up there because there are like castles in scotland that are a thousand years old and still standing like they they clearly didn't have good shit up there for you to peek at or it would still be there.

It's fair to say. That's fair. Yeah, I guess those castles are still there. Those castles are still there. The cathedrals are crazy over there. I'm sure you've looked. I've seen photos. You see those thousand-year-old cathedrals and they would take 100 years,

200 years to finish where you'd need infinite numbers of tradesmen and artisans to finish the cathedral. crazy. Notre Dame Cathedral is insane. Like when that thing burned down, Assassin's Creed had featured it in one of their games, you know, because they're like, and they had, they had done these exact

laser measurements of Notre Dame. And so they gave those to whoever was rebuilding the cathedral so they could get it exactly the way it was when they repaired it. I think they're done with them. I think it's back to... I think it's back to normal now, but that was, like, that is a sick

as fuck cathedral. Like, I think some of those Arabic mosques. Some of those are so incredible on the inside where the entire ceiling is nothing but blue gemstone or something like that. It looks like a kaleidoscope of like beauty. Like when you're looking up

at the ceilings, they're just some of those are pretty as well. It looks like that. Well, the European stuff is better because they're bigger and more artistic. Oh, are there? Are they? Yeah. Yeah, they are. The assisting chapel obviously is

incredible. Like he hand-painted. that shit on a ceiling. Michelangelo did that, right? Yes. Yeah, that's... Look at this, though. I mix him up with Leonardo da Vinci. Look at this.

Show me some more. These are always cool to me. No, show the European chapels. Look at that. Where's that one? Yeah, where's that? This is probably... I'm going to guess Saudi Arabia.

I'm going to guess Constantinople. I won't call it in Istanbul. That's like the Gulf of America for people born 50 hundred years ago. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, dude, come on. Oh, that's pretty. That's very pretty. That is pretty neat.

I like the stained glass. I'm a fan of that. That's beautiful. I would love to see it without the weird angle lens, but. I didn't consider that. I wonder if the carpet's faded in a particular. away from the light coming in. It's definitely faded.

I don't like that all the most beautiful things we've built were to gods. You know? What would they otherwise be to? To us. To us, the monkeys who learned to talk and reason and learn the difference between good and evil. The people who built these, both Islam and Christian, all believed in God. That's why they built these great things.

Yeah, I know. That's the problem. But why is it a problem if you're appreciating it? I don't know. They're built on a mountain of lies to take the common man who's never seen something so beautiful and indoctrinate him with this idea that there is something greater and it's through us. So pay up or else? I don't think so. I'm trying to come up with a counter-examination. I think they're inherently manipulative. Kyle said beautiful. And in that, I feel like he's just right. My mind's scound. towering for like really beautiful things that rival it that aren't for religion. There's impressive things.

The Liberty Tower, wowzers. Pretty nice. What building did we go up in Chicago? What was it with Willis Tower? The Willis Tower now. It's the Willis Tower now. Yeah, that thing was really, really neat. Like, there are these, like, when you look at a city from that high, especially New York, and just see how far it's built out.

It's like, oh, my gosh. Humans have been toiling at this for hundreds. of years to get this done and they're still working on it right now it's still expanding it's huge they're knocking down measly 40 story buildings and putting up 70 story buildings in their place just wow wow wow but it's not beautiful in the same way that churches can be yeah it's not is red square red square is from a inherently um the the red square doesn't it pre-exist the soviet union is it from czar times i thought it was from the czar times it's a pretty good one or maybe maybe they they built it up afterward as well china's been china hasn't believed in anything in a long time i'm spacing

on the word for someone who doesn't believe in god atheist atheist yeah that's okay my spagnostic this pills make me a little loopy um yeah china china's china's all atheist um and they built some incredible things. But I don't know. Also, a lot of Chinese architecture that you would be

lauding is pre Mao. No. Not that I'm lauding. I'm lauding. I would never

laud the pre maud. I would never laud the pre-maud. I was not lauding for only modern Chinese architecture.

No. That seems like a little bit backwards engineering, but that is funny. Yeah, and I think that's what you need to get everybody going on one thing. Religion's important for that.

Like clearly those pyramids were built using some sort of religious influence as well as like paid labor. If you believe what modern Egyptologists say, then those were paid workers. Like they have a list of like what each worker was being paid and what their food was, like how much barley beer and how much grain. and it's like, the idea that those were Jewish slaves is the biggest lie that was ever told. Oh, of course. Like, everyone who isn't retarded knows that Jews

didn't build the pyramid. They don't. There's a shocking amount of people that think that like Moses and his people built the pyramid. I can't imagine. stomping mud bricks out. A worse group of slaves. They complaining constantly.

I was promised to. They would, that's probably where HR, was invented. We are not entirely satisfied with the amount of bread. Micah got two barrels of beer and I only got one. I'm out of here, dude. There's no way that that was a slave labor that built those enormous pyramids. But does that not give you a little pause that all of the beautiful things

architecturally are religion driven? Is that not interesting? I don't think it's interesting. I think it makes a lot of sense that once you've got everyone indoctrinated into a big lie and the lie is do this or else do this or your everlasting soul

will be, uh, will burn or or you'll go to a paradise. It's really easy to get everybody on board with a work plan. You know, go go. I bet the sun worshippers did the same thing. You know, like like if the big potato in the sky said, said so, you'll go along with it. And if you've got a little bit of fruit, don't make some of the Irish like that.

The big potato. all the great tater in the sky. You know, you saw an apocalyptic, obviously it's heavily dramatized, but the way that the leadership and the astronomers there were using their ability to predict the eclipse to control the masses, where they would let them know that, hey, the snake god is going to eat the sun tomorrow, and I'm going to cut off a bunch of people's heads, and I'm going to make the sun come back. And then that shit would happen. you've got me you've got me i believe now i don't need faith i saw the sun be eaten today you're in the mix

and then you brought it back you said it was going to happen it did and then you made it come back again that's all i need as a tribesman from like mesoamerica 2000 years ago like of course i'm in for whatever you need me to do do we need to kidnap jaguar people and cut off their heads and tear out their hearts i'll get right on that boss the aztecs were pretty rough with that. That's why all those tribes that saw the Spanish showing up were immediately like, can you please help? Like can you guys with your magic ships and your magic guns? Can you please help? These guys are real assholes. They throw bee bombs at us. They throw bees at us. I don't normally look like this. I'm just swollen from a bee. They would. They make bee bombs.

And then they show up with dogs. I don't think the South Americans had dogs. If they did, they didn't have like the mastiffs or whatever that the Spaniards were bringing over. They put armor on those mastiffs and they'd sick them on the Aztecs and stuff. Yeah. It was a real technological gap. They had armor. It was more stoked than the tribes who lived there who were getting fucked by the Aztecs.

Like that's something that's too much lost in history. they act like the Spanish conquered that area themselves. And it's like, no, it's the 50 tribes that immediately were like, all right, these guys with some sort of metal. I've never conceived metal, first of all. And now they have hats made of it. And they also have a thing that they point at you and then magically people die. Like, we got to get these guys on your side. Horses, dogs, all that stuff was new.

Horses, they'd never seen, yeah. Yeah, they thought that the rider was, and the horse were one. They thought it was a new thing. They didn't know that it was a guy riding a horse, because they're both wearing armor, and they're both, like, riding them down. And once you saw one, you were probably either dying or fleeing as fast as you can. You never got a real good look at it. Is that true, though?

Because I'm pretty sure if I was there, I'd be like, oh, I know horses, and I know people. They don't know horses. They didn't know horses. I know animals. I know cows or buffalo or something horselike. And I'd be like, aha, this is a person on an animal. I'd have put it together. I'd have put it together.

I'd have been the guy that had made him. They've got mlamas down in like South America. You would have been the guy to ruin it back then. This guy isn't even bang, just dead. This guy's riding something like a big dog. Have you seen their swords? They're like wooden clubs. with obsidian chunks stuck out from them.

I haven't seen that. Zach, if you can find more of those Aztec obsidian club swords, they look gnarly. And they're pretty sick until someone from the, you know, steel age shows up and then they're not sick. I think still they're sick. I mean, obviously they're not going to do anything.

It's armor. But if you hit somebody on flesh, it's going to be, it's sharp for the steel. Of course. I mean, most weapons work fantastically on flesh. I pictured it less refined. I was picturing more of a club with like, I don't know, almost broken glass. This is like a paddle with razor blades.

There you go. That's what I usually see. No, these, wait, are this obsidian or are these shark teeth from like a Maori thing? I mean, that's pretty sick, but you're going to fuck up your sword as soon as you hit some spaniard and plate mail. But when it breaks, it sharpens itself. You know, is it chips? Yeah. It is pretty cool.

We can't deny that. It's pretty sick. But they did lose. Well, I think smallpox was the real winner in that whole conflict and most of those conflicts. Against the Aztecs? Yeah. No, it was the tribes united with the Spaniards that destroyed them. I think it's the, I mean, that's definitely how the military battles went.

There were some smallpox because it. turns out people that come up in agrarian cultures get a lot of immunity to some horrible diseases that. No, it's cities. They create that. It's the cities. It's the cities of Europe. Yeah, it's living.

It's living right there. And it's eating in animal shit. Yeah. Like they didn't have cholera. Colour is straight from human shit. That's from eating human shit. They didn't have smallpox. That's from cattle.

They didn't have any of those diseases. And we got those. I'm almost positive of this. I think it's a lung. I know that tuberculosis is like a lung disease that cattle have. I think smallpox is is, is, is, is a animal disease as well. And like the cities of Europe were these disease creating factories. They were always bringing more people in than the diseases could kill out.

And so generation after generation, you were just creating humans who were resistant to those diseases. and diseases that were stronger. And then we dropped that on them out of nowhere. They had no resistance. And it wiped them out. It killed over 10 million of the people over here were killed out by that. That's why we were able to conquer this continent. Was the Black Plague?

Was that from another area that just happened to get on insects that got on rats? Yeah. Or was that just like a home bird? The Black Plague was from Asia. to Europe. Like, and it would, there were like three, there were like three different waves of it throughout history.

Um, but, but it's, it's what you said. It was, it was, you know, um,

fleas on rats, on ships. Yeah. And shipping lanes, dropping them off at, uh, at every port and just moving it around the, the planet.

I think that was like the 1330s or something, where it really took off. There were like three different waves of it. It would kill like 20 million Europeans at a time or something like that. Like, massive. amounts of Europeans were killed by the Black Plague. It killed like a third of Europe overall.

That sounds about right. Yeah. I have a Reddit topic. Taylor seems to be good for tonight. If aliens showed up today, what do you think they would find the most admirable thing humanity is done or accomplished? I feel like,

hmm, they would look at our space exploration shit as like cute as like an attempt. And so I don't think they'd take admiration in that. I think they would scientifically appreciate our ability to create medicine and things to fight our own problems on this terrestrial planet. Like there's no way they'd be impressed by the space stuff. They'd have to be impressed by our self-preservation techniques, which includes medicine. And so I think there's medicine.

there's a Star Trek episode and Voyager where they've been flying across the other side of the galaxy and they bump into these aliens. No, I didn't know the issue was settled. Okay. I'm just saying, this is, they bump into a group of aliens that are more advanced than the humans are. And they've got this travel technology that can move you really fast. And they seem incredibly enlightened. And they just kind of sit around and just tell stories. And to them, our stories, the entire library,

of humanity's stories from Shakespeare on is incredibly valuable and they want it. They want our logbook of every human story, every movie, every novel, everything in exchange for some technology. And I think that would be it. I think that our art, our music, and our stories are definitely going to be the one thing

that is unique about us because everybody's going to come up with medicine, everybody's going to invent antibiotics, everybody's going to study viruses. Everyone's going to create internal combustion at one point in nuclear fission and fusion. Like, certainly not the way we treat animals. It's certainly not the way we treat one another.

It won't be our religions. It won't be even our architecture. They've got that's not going to impress them at all. But our stories are- They already showed up. I think it might. So here's where my thoughts come from. When I look at an ant colony,

I'm not at all impressed by their exploration. Like that is somehow bullshit. And I would equate that to our space travel. But I'm kind of impressed by their, like, infrastructure. I'm kind of impressed whenever you see them like poor enough aluminum or whatever it is led into the ant colony that they remove it all and you see just how substantial it was. Is it cool compared to Manhattan? Obviously not. But it's cool with, you know, what they have to work with that they built a colony that's impressive.

So they might be impressed with how we've like industrialized. The top comment, which ties into something Kyle said, was. music. They might be impressed by what we do with music. And I'm like, yeah, I can see that for sure. Yeah, I think it's our art. I think it's our art in general in that sort of all-encompassing, you know, music, painting, sculpture, writing, all that. Why do we assume their, you know, elite civilization that can show up here also wouldn't have elite music? It would be different, though. It would be different. And art is subjective. So, like, it, it, it, There is no better necessarily.

Like I think our stories would translate to them in a way that it would be, I bet they don't have a story like The Odyssey. I bet they don't have a story like Gilgamesh. I bet they don't have a story like Moses. I bet they don't have a story like Batman. That's more like impressed by history than by our ability to tell stories. Those are stories. They're made up tales.

If they don't have music, I think they'd find our music too complicated. I think music starts a little simpler, right? Like if you have no musical taste whatsoever, you like children's songs. Round wheels on the bus, that's a fucking banger when you're first learning about music. If you took the top of the charts from 2026 and brought it back to the 1920s, I think they'd consider it like confusing and noisy compared to whatever the flappers were dancing to.

Big band. Yeah. Like big band's kind of complicated too. But I feel like it, I don't know, just the stuff that we consume now, is just faster and complicated to keep up with. Sometimes I strain to like get all the words. It comes so quickly. That didn't happen in World War II.

That shit was drawn out and whiny almost. So an alien tech coming to America, whatever, listening to current music might be like this. It's a lot to take in. They wouldn't have, but you know, all of our music is what they would have to sample. They'd have Mozart to Bieber. that's pretty big range you know i i bet they'd enjoy classical more than like mumble rap that i would imagine so i would imagine that the mathematics of classical music would be

more appealing to to an advanced civilization than mumble rap yeah classical's still good i know you're not I mean when it's playing in an elevator or something I'm like oh yeah it's pretty good stuff but I'm not going to sit down and put on I want to forget paler appreciates the like you go to concerts right I go to concerts yeah where all my girlfriend was or now wife was a little annoyed the first time where I was like we're going to the St. Louis Orchestra Symphony Orchestra yeah the Symphony Orchestra and she was like oh what are we going to see and I was like, we're going to go see Bach and Mahler. In one night?

It's going to be sick in one night. And then after we finished that, it was months later, I was like, you want to go again? And she was like, can you find something more like, I don't know, more like a relevant? And I was like, you know, I think Taylor Swift is coming to see this. I was like, oh, well, they have all the Disney songs like done in a orchestra. And so we went to that one. Meant halfway? I just didn't like it.

Because it was a bunch of people playing their, like, sawing their hearts out on these violins. And then it was like a screen of like Moana, who's like this like little Hawaiian girl like running around in the waves. And I was like, this is for the birds. This is not for me. I want the ones where it's tense. Do they do the Moulon song that let's make a man? Okay, there was a little bit that I enjoyed. They did have...

Okay. Okay, fine. Let's make a man out of you. The orchestra part... It's a bagger. Fucking killed it, loved it. Let's make a man out of you. That was sick.

But most of the other ones wasn't a big fan. And when you have the, like, real composers, and you're seeing the real composers there, it's such an intense like dramatic feeling to both they're playing because there's a hundred plus people out there and to your feeling

as you take it in like it's it's incredible sometimes you can just watch one guy you just pick a guy and you watch them and it's like holy fuck like this guys and you you know you can't pick like the drummer or like some bullshit place you have you have to pick one of those guys who's

saw in a way it's crazy so this is this is Lord of the Rings the charge of the ring so what they do is they do the whole Lord of the Rings movie with an orchestra doing all the music live and so it's the charge of the Roheum

with a live symphony orchestra it's that is what I would go to like something like that imagine interstellar or any of those movies with big bombastic loud orchestra soundtracks with but it's live like I would be very much into that

Can you show like a frame of this so that they know what we're talking about? Not play it. I want to get struck. But yeah. This is neat. I really like this concept because it could introduce new people who might have never given an orchestra a chance. I am a tier less classy. We used to go to musicals a lot.

And that was kind of fun. Like the Green Day themed or, you know, whatever, some Disney bit themed one. The Green Day one was so. sexual. I took hope when they were like when she was like 12 and I'm like yeah we're going to a musical here in Ralee it'll be fun. Opening scene there's two people like simulated fucking wearing just

underwear like brawn panties and the guy had tidy whiteies on and they're straight up missionary position hitting it and are you enjoying the show? See the missionary position allows the woman to control how much penetration she's receiving

she just ails her hips. This is a good intro to a conversation I've been meaning to have. No, you know, they're still mostly clove. Now, you're going to want to pop those undies up. You know, sometimes the bird faces away from the bee. Yeah, I'm a bad father. And that's beautiful in its own way. I don't want people singing.

I just, I love the, no, I just want the music. Have you tried it? I, you know, if someone were to drag you there against your will, I follow, you might be surprised. I was blown away at how talented people could be. I'm like, this isn't pre-recorded.

And then like when you throw in the dancing and such, like you hear him singing and then go and then like keep going. And I'm like, that bike is on. Holy smokes. Yeah. I'm actually hearing there. There are people on earth who do this.

I guess I can't be too cool. Like if Luciano Pavarotti was still alive and I could go see an opradic piece with him, I would really enjoy that. Like that would be cool. Just hearing that voice, that that tenor. I get it. I hear you. I can't imagine not liking the stuff that I've seen.

Like it's just so like I, a New York Broadway play like rent or something like that's probably always going like these are what they do they're the most talented people who've ever lived and it's so crazy Hamilton that is really good so good I know it's wokeish Lito with the casting but I don't know what I'm not about it incredible very Poppins like everything's normal they're dancing they're singing they're doing the number and then all of a sudden they start running up the walls they've got it's a wire act now and they're dancing on the walls and then they're upside down

on the ceiling dancing. And they're way up there and they don't miss a P. It's kind of fun. Everybody sounds the same. They're hitting their dance steps just right. And they're using wires to dance on the walls and the ceiling

way up there. It's, Mary Poppins was amazing. It's my favorite musical I've seen by far. The Hamilton, so the story is amazing. And the talent is amazing. Sometimes the casting can be distracting.

You almost have to be like, okay, I'm memorizing this. The black guy's Thomas Jefferson, the Asian guys. The Asian guys, George Washington, and the Spanish guy is Hamilton. Okay, I think I got this. So it's a little distracted, like that way. The only white guy in the whole thing is King George. I almost call him. Poor, the bad guy.

But he's the best character in the whole thing. He absolutely kills it. And when I I sometimes listen to Hamilton songs and it's just him. I love the idea of Woody watching this and like four fifths of the way through being like whispering to Jackie being like, I can't wait to see who Hamilton is.

Yeah, maybe I would enjoy that. I probably would because I enjoy live pieces like that. I don't like concerts. Like I don't go to concerts often. They're too rowdy. They're too loud for me. I literally were hearing.

I would take hope to concerts when she was younger. And I wear hearing protection. And I feel like I know how uncool it is. But it's like, listen, taking you here is as cool as I can be. I don't have this hearing protection. I'm getting a hit. Like, I'm not digging this at all. You want to do this more than once?

Just give me a pass on that. And she totally did. That's cool of her. I went to the St. Louis symbol. Symphony Orchestra enough times that now they send me mail where they're like, if you could just donate $100, we could do an even better symphony. And it's like, no, no, I show up. I pay the ticket price and then you guys do your song and dance.

And that's all you get. That's the deal. It's the same offer I make to Amazon.com. Exactly. Yeah. If Amazon sent me a little letter that was like, we see you're enjoying Clark. It's farm. Would you like to throw another $20 to support it? It's like, no, fuck you. Like get it, get it together. Let me see what they're even doing at the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra this time. But you guys should go to an orchestra soon if you haven't. It's so wonderful. And especially the ones where it's just classical music. That's my recommendation because you don't have to have.

a picture in front of you. You can imagine like in your head like what it was about or you can create something. How long is it? It's usually about two hours. I almost wish it was one. Like I need a starter one.

If you said three hours, it's like I can't commit to being polite for three hours. If I don't like it, I'm walking out. You need a crisp hour is what you need. Yeah, just give you your highlights, give you the freaking Long Ranger songs. There's a loan ranger. What do they even call it?

The intermediary period between the halves. Intermission, yeah. So there's generally an intermission, and then you go out and you buy more popcorn or soda or whatever, and then you pop back in. And they play that song on the outside that's like, mm. And it's like, all right, you've got to go back in because they're about to start. It didn't sound very musical. Well, it's not musical. It's more alarming because they're trying to be.

And everyone there other than me and my wife are boomers. Oh. And so I dread that no one's going to support this in a few years. These sorts of things won't be supported. And that's really sad. Yeah, you might be right. I hear you and I understand the logic. But I don't mean to go politics.

But they say that about the report. Republican Party. Like, oh, I don't know. Everyone who loves it. It's over 65. Yeah, they're making new 65-year-olds every day. True. Fingers crossed.

I hope you're right, because it's a fun thing to go to. I know Kyle has no interest. Not really. I would like to see it with the accompaniment of a movie. Like if they were doing the, like that Lord of the Rings thing? The Lord of the Rings thing, yeah. I'd definitely go to something like that. He did, right?

Yeah, he showed it. Yeah, he showed it. Or if it were interstellar, that's the whole scene, the It's Necessary scene. Tars, McCona Hayes, like, what are you doing? I'm docking. Docking. Docking is not possible.

No, it's necessary. And the music comes in, bum, bum, bum, bum, bump, bump. And he's fucking put us into a spin, Tars. And he's fucking spinning that fucking ship. And he's like, probably going to lose conscience. Going to need you to take this. Go need you to take the stick. And like the girl is over there like this.

like, eh, and she goes, he's unconscious, only docks that fucking shit. I love that scene. I love Interstellar so much. It's a pretty sick movie. It's a good movie. I think I have less tolerance for pacing than Kyle does. Kyle appreciates the whole build.

I'm like, yeah, it's a three-hour movie with like a really good hour in there. Come on. I love that shit when they're on Earth. And, like, he's trying, his teacher, there's a parent teacher conference. And she's like, she's like, they're teaching that the moon landing didn't happen and she's telling him that we don't need engineers we need farmers like we need people to grow corn

and like all that stuff is interesting to me and then when he finally gets the call and go up that was so cool to hear about the corn disease and look at the leaves uh-huh and then he drove his truck through all that corn that was real corn Christopher Nolan grew and planted that corn and made profit on it that was real cool

that's the least impressive thing you can say That was real corn. It was real corn. Yeah. I don't know why he couldn't like I guess if he made a profit on the corn and then I can't complain. But it seems like, hey,

farmer, listen, how much do you normally sell a bushel for? Five bucks. All right. I'm going to ruin like 10,000 bushels. Boom. I'll pay you eight. Yeah.

I'll pay you more than what this truck ruining it is going to destroy. I love the. film. I think it's a fucking masterpiece. Just a shame but the new movie that I'm not going to watch. I heard that they can't even get tickets for the new movie. It's so sold out in advance. What are we talking about? Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, that's the one

with the casting decisions, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go. I'm going to skip that one. I'm going to go ahead and skip that one. You know what? I didn't see, but I'm just, I want to watch it at home, really. The Hail Mary project. It's on Amazon. It's about 20 bucks, I think.

It's not bad. I'm probably going to rent it this week when I'm feeling up to it. I've been 20 bucks for a rent, right? 25 if you want to buy it, you know, it's one of those. It's not going to be a movie that you want to rewatch time and time and time. Like if you said five more to buy it, it'd be a little more tempting. If it was a rent to own situation, oh, is that how they do it? 20 to rent, 25 to own.

But do you see, I want to rent it beforehand and decide if I want to rent it. want to pay five additional. I don't, I don't pay 45. That's not fair. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think they do that. How that works. That would be crafted that. It was a great decision. You need to get on the line with Bezos. You're leaving money on the table here.

Yeah. Everyone who ever got the $10 rank just paid five because they already bought the $5. We're super into, oh my God, what's the name of that fucking movie or that that TV show. Backrooms? No, it's Apple TV. Is it super sexy, like the one that's on college campuses? Widows Bay. Fuck, no.

No, it's Widows Bay. Widows Bay is... That's like the most popular show on right now, I think. No, it's another one. Oh, I don't know what you're referring to, but Widows Bay is very, very good on Apple TV. It's the one about the Haunted Island. It's like a horror comedy, I would say, but they don't really mix the two. It's sort of like 70% comedy and 30% horror.

Widows Bay is tremendous. We've been watching that every week when it comes out and loving it. Have you watched Argonne Theaters to See Backrooms yet? No, I won't. I'll wait until it comes out. I don't care that much. Yeah, I haven't either. I think I might do a little wait-a-roo.

I don't want to go to the theater and deal with the people there. Like if I was going to go to an afternoon matinee or whatever they call it, when you go at like noon. Like, I could do that when there's nobody there. But I don't want to deal with people talking or being on their phones or being loud and rowdy or anything like that in a movie theater.

Theater is so empty now. If my girlfriend tries to ask me a question during a movie, I'm like, pause, rewind eight seconds. What's that, honey? What is it? Oh, no, Matthew McConaughey was just going to,

he was crying there because he got a bunch of voicemails from home. What is it? What is it? Oh, the new dog food? Yeah, they love it. That's all? Yeah. I think that's a universal guy experience because it's always like, who's this guy? And it's like, it has just been established.

So she's tremendous at that. Like she's like she's a, she's a dream to watch stuff with honestly because we're into the same, mostly the same type of stuff. She's getting her medical degree. So she's really into like the pit. Yeah. So there's one of the biggest shows on TV is The Pit. It's like an ER type drama that everybody like gushes over. I've never seen it.

Apparently it's very good. But she's really into stuff like that. And I don't care to watch that. But we're, she really likes the movies that I pick and the TV shows that I pick for the most part. And if she, we've got, we've got shows that are just for me and just for her and then shows that we have to

watch together. And like Widows Bay is an example of a, we have to watch that one together. I wouldn't dare watch it without her. What's a just for you? Um, anything Warhammer. She's not too much into that. Um, well, there's no TV shows about, there are.

Oh, really? Oh, okay. Yeah, there's animated TV shows. Um, and then I watch just oodles and oodles of like YouTube content about it. Um, I found my show. It's not my, I've never seen it. People are talking about off campus. It's kind of sexual, um, but it's supposed to be really good and not as like contrived drama,

a good guy, bad guy, a little more complicated. Okay. I haven't heard of that. I'll tell you. Never heard of that. Yeah, off campus. I don't know if it's good. People say it's good. I haven't seen it. Do you have just you shows and just Jackie shows? Yes. The Just Me shows, I'd watch the last season of the boys and I kind of fell off euphoria, but I do want to know how it ends. So I'll finish that. The Just Jackie shows, oh my gosh. she's watching moonlighting right now from the 80s

she's like binge watching it so she can get to Remington Steal the fuck who would watch this stuff yeah and she started using my YouTube account because it has premiere on it and there's no ads so every time there's all these thumbnails of like crime dramas and stuff old ones too like unsolved murders from the 18 100s. Yeah, you'd kill someone, walk 12 miles and be in a whole new world.

There was no internet. No, like, have you seen this guy? Anyone could beat the cops in 1840. You can't beat them now. We watch a lot of like real crime drama stuff. There's a, I've talked about it before of this YouTube channel, Dr. Insanity. Oh my God. These people, they go, the first thing they do is they get all the ring doorbell cameras. And they've got you. That's it. Like, like, everybody is being filmed all the time. Oh, you weren't there?

Well, here you are. What are you doing parking this vehicle here? Like, there's a camera everywhere. Everybody gets caught. Like, every time I watch one of those, there's, there's no mystery to it. Like, everything is on camera. They show you the video of the person committing the crime most of the time. That or, and I almost feel sorry for the bad guys a little bit because they're so stupid.

And it makes me wonder if only bad stupid people commit crimes, or if only stupid people get caught. Because I saw one yesterday. These three people, it's a mother, her son, and their roommate killed a grandmother. They murdered her in the house, stabbed her up, took her to the desert and burned her. As soon as we get into the interrogation room, the roommate's like, yeah, we killed her. Yeah. You know, Stacey, she knocked her down and then Billy jumped on top of her.

And he said he started beating her. and then he started stabbing her, and he told me to give him the packing wrap, and he wrapped her up with it, and then we took her body of the desert, it's like, you didn't even want to hold out for a deal? He didn't even get a McDouble.

They confess immediately in the interrogation room, and the interrogation tactics are not that hard. It'll be like, come on, this might be your last chance to get your side of the story out. It's like, have you heard of a trial? What we talk about? This?

This? This back room at like two in the morning with this cold cup of coffee is my last chance to get my version of the story out. Fuck you. I feel sorry for him a little bit, but they're just so repugnant that you can't. One of them is a 13-year-old boy who raped and murdered a grandmother to death. It was like across the, he literally killed his, she's, she's his neighbor across the street from them. He like goes and rapes and murders. She like claws him all up and like she's got his skin under her.

like fingernails and like he left his watch there like and like and he still got away with it for months or something like that you got to get rid of that guy a guy like that there's oh no there's no there's no amount of classes that he goes into the system until he's 20 till he's 21 18 or 21 and then he's out and his record will be squashed too but a good system we have well i don't know what you do with a 13 year old who does something that horrific. You put them in jail forever because normal 13-year-olds don't rape and murder the 80-year-old across the street.

If I was running like a, if I was running my own community, we just kill him, right? We just kill him. That's probably the right thing to do. This is a bad egg. Like normal 13-year-olds don't rape and murder grandmothers. He's probably never going to be okay. Let's not take the chance on another grandmother getting murdered. Or another person being harmed.

Did he rape and murder? Yeah. Empathy for that person is cruelty to the innocent. That's fucked up. No, you lock that person up forever. I see where you're coming from and it's not crazy to me. Usually come from the other direction, which is like 13 year olds are not cooked yet. We don't know how this guy.

You would have never guessed who I am by 13 year old me. His journals are all about wanting to be a serial killer. He's hard to do. defend. Like he's obsessed with like Dexter Morgan and stuff like that. Like his journals are like, I just want to kill. I want to kill. What do you think you got to join

our side on this one? Kyle, it's a phase. He won't be like this when he's 15. He'll be in the consensual stuff. I mean, we're all completely different people from 13 to 30, you know? But

I think he'll just be a different flavor of evil. at 30, you know? Because like like at 13, I really like Batman the animated series. Now I like Batman the movie. You know what I mean? So, what a salient example and I'm glad you brought that one up.

Yeah. Same thing. It's the same thing. He's just going to like upscale his evil to, you know, different targets when he's 30. He will. He'll just fuck up more people and attack more people. It's like how many times do you see stories where they're like well, this guy was arrested,

64 times, but we think there might be some good in them. And it's like, this isn't a Disney movie. He just stabbed a Ukrainian girl to death on a bus. Like, no, get this guy out of here, locked up forever, under the prison. That's why I like that channel so much. That channel begins, it's got all the police footage, like not just body cams, but interrogation footage and court footage as well. So you start at the beginning.

There's been a report of a body found that blah, blah, blah. Or it may even been 9-1-1 call of the lady's brother. Like, hey, we haven't seen Cheryl in like three days. And normally she has breakfast with me every morning. Breakfast with me every morning. And she's not answering her door. You start there. And by the end, you're at sentencing.

And you get this full story. It's like an hour, hour and a half each YouTube video. I'm entranced the whole way through. At the end, I'm like, sure it's fascinating. I try to guess how many years they're going to get. I'm like, oh, they better fucking put the hammer to this guy. He's the worst. And the judge will be like, I'm giving you 50 years and with no chance of parole.

If I had 60, I'd give you 60. If I had 70, I'd give you 70. You're a truly repugnant human being. I take pleasure in saying that. Like just laying the hammer to him. That's solid. You got to get rid of these no good necks. The judges are usually murder in those videos.

I asked Chat, GPT, about the 13-year-old. And I feel like I'm a, I've heard this term third-party thinker, right? Well, you just go and ask AI what you're supposed to think. I don't want to be that guy, but here I am. Anyway, it kind of lined up with Taylor more so than me. It said that most juvenile offenders do grow into pretty reasonable adults that are good people. But when the crimes are that horrific, it indicates that they're not going to be good when they grow up. Yeah, you don't want that.

And I think it was New York City that had data that it was like. like four to 500 people that were causing the overwhelming majority of like violent attack you for no reason on a subway crimes like four to 500 people but they keep getting let out and so they continue to do it if you just locked up this teeny tiny teency minority of people that are causing these crimes you would make all these cities safer and they should lock these people up forever. You even like not murdering a lady across the street, you just randomly

stab someone on a subway. You're done. Like that's, it should be over for you. You had your ticket to participating in free society. You squandered it. Now you're locked up forever. For sex crime, for sex crimes,

I don't think that that's a one-off ever. I think that that's part of a sickness they have. Sure. Those people need to be neutered and neutralized. And for like violent, like extremely violent crimes. Like it's one thing to just stab somebody. But like like these people will stab them. Like that one where they killed the grandmother.

He stabbed her like 80 times. He basically cut her head off. And then they like burnt her body on a mattress in the. And then in the interrogation room, again, he's clearly a, he's not special needs. But he's a moron. He's like a complete moron with no. Most 13 year olds. No, this, this kid was actually like.

maybe 18 or 20 or something like that. The one that stabbed his grandmother up. That's more evidence to lock them up. Oh, yeah. A dangerous retard running around? He's talking to the detective and he's like, think about this though. Think about this.

She was old and she was working and she was always saying to me, you should just kill me. You should just kill me. I'm not saying I killed her. But she was always asking me to. So when someone asks you to, you know you know

and he's like did you kill her that's all I'm going to say without my lawyer present it's like bro you said way too much oh you said way too much what are you doing and then they cut to the other room

and the roommate is like yeah we killed her we killed her we got her did you stab anyone in a non self-defense situation you should be locked up for the rest of your life

the rest of your life you've cashed your ticket and any sort of lenience towards that person is an allowance of a future victim. Yeah, I don't know. I think it depends on the situation. I think it depends on the situation entirely, which is why I'm glad we don't have. That guy who, I can think of a hundred edge cases, right?

Like, what if you felt like it was self-defense, but you actually were like mouthing off and kind of started it, but it's so great, right? Let's say, you know, oh, you said stab, I assumed you meant with a, knife, but like where does that go? What if it's a screwdriver? You know, like, is that the same thing? What if it's a pencil? How deep does it have to go to be a stab? Like, there's gray. There's edge cases where it's not so clear. If you stab someone with any sort of implement in aggression, not trying to defend yourself from them, you should go to jail forever. Like, you should not be allowed to hang out with the rest of us out here because the rest of us don't stab people for fun. But it gets to be edge cases, right?

like aggression, right? So you were verbally accosting me and then I turned it physical. I'm claiming self-defense. You're saying all I was ever going to do was call him names. That's a difficult thing to suss out. True.

But I think in the, let's call it the 99% of cases where it's not that and it's some lunatic attacking you with a sharp implement. If you're reading a book and I decide you should die, in that case

that guy needs locked up forever and the fact that these people aren't locked up forever leads to like that story last year out of New York this guy who had been arrested on violent assault 15 times lit a woman on fire on the subway

lit her on fire she dies there because like when you light someone on fire and they're holding something they kind of just stand there because everything tenses up, you can watch her burning to death. It was an illegal, by the way. And he burned her to death.

That kind of person who's been arrested many times, you don't let them out. I'm okay with life sentences for burners. No, but the point is he should have been locked up prior to that for other violent assaults. If you add a history of violent assault, I agree. Sometimes it's hard to get the facts. I remember there was one we talked about before where the guy made a, he was crazy and he made a 911 call saying the hospital was like giving him stuff he didn't consent to.

And the hospital's like, dude, everything we did was in his best interest. Anyway, he got out because all he did is make a 911 call that was kind of borderline. And then when he was out, I think he killed someone. If not, he really hurt someone. And then like people just ran with it and added like, donations or something to get him out, which really had nothing to do with him. They were like, you know, the judge had him six days earlier and they let him go. Yeah, for a 911 call.

That was kind of a degree. I think you're talking about the guy who murdered that girl sitting on the train with a knife, right? It was a North Carolina one. That was North Carolina. Okay, okay. Yeah. And yes, he was also incarcerated previously, but not charged enough to put him in jail for previous violent offenses.

And he had not been locked up. And now that girl's dead because the justice system failed. And they failed to identify an extremely dangerous erratic person and throw them in jail. Like if anything, we need to be a lot more liberal with these violent people that we throw in jail. Like not being like, oh, you know what? Yeah, this guy did assault someone. And another time he did punch someone. someone randomly in the face and then another time he did rob a store and hit some lady on the

way out but maybe he's a maybe he can be recovered it's like no people people who behave that way can't hang out with the rest of us we're doing island to put them on i think we put them on uh wait how many islands do we have so many so many islands we not the good ones how many bad islands do we have we're not putting them on the american virgin islands there's that monkey island where all the monkeys have herpes. Okay. People are getting herpes, I don't doubt. I didn't realize we had a herpes island.

Where is that? Yeah. Yeah. Herpes monkey island. Okay. Well, then maybe herpes, monkey island is a good place for these people. I know how this ends, Kyle. Before long, you have Snake Pliskin trying to rescue the president from said island.

It's not a good scene. Are we making that, by the way? There might be someone running a little bit of a scam on that island already. It's in South Carolina. South Carolina's Monkey Island, officially Morgan Island in Beaufort County, houses roughly 3,500 to 4,000 free-ranging rhesus macaques. The colony was established in 79 after the monkeys were relocated from Puerto Rico following an outbreak of the herpes virus. Yeah, they got all of herpes monkeys.

This is a very close island to the main. ones. Well, macaques can't swim, so we're all good. Yeah, but the prisoners could. How close is it? Can they? It seems very, very close.

It's right in this cove. Oh, my gosh. Google Maps is not giving, that's 500 meters. Yeah, dude, you can't, no, we need a better island. Can you swim 500 meters? I mean, if I were fighting for my life, yes.

I can rescue you 500 meters. Actually, actually, yes, 100%. I could. I don't think you could. If you said run 100 meters or 500 meters, I don't know about that. Swim? Swim. Much easier than running.

Yeah. It is. My, I'll stay afloat. My birthing hips and my haunches will keep me. You'll get sucked out to sea. You'll be gone. No, you need to find a better eye. Look at that.

Oh my gosh. You said 500 meters, but I'm getting 1,075 feet. I'm just eyeballing the closest spot. A thousand feet is like 300 meters. That's even worse for your point, Kyle. Come up with a better island for these people. Okay. Well, I'm sure there's other islands somewhere we could put those people.

No, but they have to be bad islands. Not the good ones. Don't waste the good ones. Well, one of the islands we're not doing anything with right now. I could just be a tropical deserted island. And I want cameras there so that we can see what's going on. If they create their own little society, that'd be pretty nifty. There's a movie like that.

You know, if we fuck up Cuba, I bet they've got some island. We could. Cuba itself. Yeah. Yeah, Cuba itself. I don't think that's going to win, France. They wouldn't like that. What did this play?

Yeah, it seemed to be eyeing up Cuba for a takeover. I know they indicted Raul Castro on some 1994 murder charge. And they've been starving them of fuel for a while. they've got a virtual black out there right now because of fuel. Wait, isn't Raoul? Castro's younger brother? Yeah. And he's still kicking?

He's very old. I'm going to call him 86, 90 years old. They're trying him for murder. Yeah, I read, I'm only as good as my sources. They're like, they don't have 24-hour power. Sometimes the power's out for 22 hours in a row. I'm like, bro, not 24-hour power. Does it imply two hours?

your food won't even stay cold like your refrigerator but doesn't maintain it over the gap they're not cooking with gas over there well I don't know what they're not right now oh did you see that huge commie streamer got in trouble for going there Hassan Piker is that who we're talking about son Piker he got in trouble because I guess it's against

the rules to like go to Cuba and give monetary support? I think he stayed in the wrong hotel. That's what I read anyway. He stayed in the wrong hotel. There's like select places you're supposed to do. Now, he claims that that was an approved hotel, and I couldn't get the truth.

I just know he's just some sort of legal issue. I'm sure he was there to propagandize the communists, so whatever. I've seen him wearing that, like, that like commie Mao get up before. You know what I'm talking about? that like, nays suit with the high collar and stuff.

I've seen him dressed up like that. Fuck all those commies, man. Fuck the commies, dude. And the, like, he, I saw a screenshot of his stream.

I've never watched it, but I saw him screenshot it. He has like a hammer and sickle in his background. He's a commie. Can you imagine, like, doing a stream with a swastika in your background? Because that ideology has actually killed tremendously fewer people.

than the one he's promulgating. Okay, let's not get into counting again. I mean, it's true. Colin purged like 10 million people. So, you know, and then Mao starved to death, you know, tens of millions of people. So, yeah. Intentionally. And, well, I don't think it was intentionally.

I think it was, you know, just foolish. The whole of D'Amour was 100% intentional from the Soviet Union. I'm talking about Mao again, though. Oh, Mao. I missed your words, Taylor. What was intentional from the Soviet Union? Holodomor. Okay, now you're just making up words.

This is horseship. Look it up. Look it up. Holodomor. Yeah. Look it up would require sound. Do you even think, Taylor? What's trash you think?

I'm going to say. I don't bust it. I can't defend myself. Yeah, no. They murdered tens of millions of of Eastern Europeans, Ukrainians. During that. Well, Stalin's purges were just

wild like anyone and everyone who might have been a threat or their families were getting sent to Siberia to work camps for decades and just horrible stuff you've come out of their shell of yourself you know if you came out at all if you came yeah sure and then Mao with his ridiculous 50 year plan

yeah you know killing all the sparrows or whatever and and decentralizing all the industry you know oh we don't need five enormous steel making plants. We need every farmer in every like land just cooking up steel and little and little forges in his backyard.

We need pig iron. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't work out too well. It's a good thing it didn't. Who knows where they'd be now if they'd been run well for the last, for the hundred years prior. But regardless, this commie streamer seems like you and I are in the same page, Kyle.

I just don't like communists. I don't like Tommy Z. either. I do think it's the future though. I wish we were all communists and that there was a supercomputer like deciding who got what. So that what's the what's the communist slogan to each is to each according to their need to each according to their need and something according to their ability from from each according to their ability is that right? Yeah from each according to their ability and to each according to their need that's the perfect system that's what we need. That means that that That means everybody is contributing exactly what they can and should give,

and everybody's receiving exactly what they can and should receive. But it's ran by humans. So you need that. You need chat GPT to run our society. You need a supercomputer. You need something that is not subject to the whims of the failures of humanity. But you also need incentivization. That's where I come from.

I might do the biggest capitalist here, which is weird, because I'm also the most left, but yeah, that might be true. That might be true. I think I might be a little to the left of Woody on economics. But we agree on this point. Like, why are there no Soviet cars that people yearn after? Tariffs.

Because they're building Chinese cars that we yearn after. I tell you right now, if I could, I would buy one of those TRDs. Like the $90,000 Chinese car is. the last car you'll need in life. The Chinese car sucked before they let Tesla come in, right? It wasn't until they had to compete that they got good.

I think that's a big part of it. But I think it's also China's getting their act together. Yeah. There's this really cool old interview with Elon Musk. And is it BRD? What is the company name? I think it's TRD, but I could be wrong. Maybe.

Yeah. Do you think it's T.R. Well, anyway, they were asking Elon Musk about his competition. you know, these Chinese ones. And he's like, have you seen their cars? BYD? And he's laughing at them. He's laughing at the BYD cars,

which might have been appropriate at the time of the interview. And then they let Tesla into China. And all the Chinese cars, which were previously protected from American competition, had to step up their game. And they did that and then some. Now it's Tesla's that need protection from the Chinese because they're over there in this hyper-competitive market.

while here they're fat and lazy by comparison. I would be good with us introducing Chinese cars as long as we kind of follow a German formula, which is Germany allows the sale of Ford's, Chevys, whatnot, but they have to be manufactured in Germany. Okay. We would have to make them manufacture them and create thousands of jobs in America for these. We don't do that to Ford. Yeah, we should also make Ford do that.

Hear me out, Taylor. And then once the BYDs are manufactured in America, I'm sorry to interrupt you, we steal their technology and make BYD cars just like them. That's what China would do to us. That's very Chinese thinking. What are you? It would be the end of the American automotive system. Ford and General Motors would literally go out of business.

We're already in the death throws of it. No, we're not. They're coming up with new models every year. Look at their stock. Like they're not dying. Meanwhile, like, look at that Chinese car I linked there. Their cars are better and cheaper and more luxurious and have more features at lower price points. That's true because they have slaves.

Do they? Yes. They basically have... And they're automotive plants making $90,000 cars? Those are slaves? They're automated factories. They have factories where there's not a human that touches the car. You couldn't...

These people could... couldn't afford the cheapest apartment in America. They're going home. They make cars without a human touching them. They're eating bat soup, Kyle. It's a country of like 1.2 billion and 1.5 billion people. There are some bat soup eaters in every like demographic when you go to that big of a population. You don't think we have bat soup eaters here?

I promise you. I watch enough internet videos. We got some craggly motherfuckers out in the periphery of America. I ordered grasshoppers once. There's a lot of grassstones. Well, that's Mexicans. There's a lot of easier animals to catch. Am I supposed to run around in a cave with a net, like at night when they're sleeping?

Don't they sleep on the day? If you want bat soup, yeah. If you ever seen a bat fly around, how are you catching that shit? I'm going to make a big net running into the cave and then scream. Then yell. I'll catch a million at one time. A big scoop. Look at this, BYD.

car I link. These are insane. They're beautiful and luxurious and they look better than they look like a price point above what they are. And they have features that our cars don't even fucking have. When I look at their luxury sedans and their SUVs, like, it's wild. The amount of screens and like perforated leather and carbon

fiber interiors and the back seats will have all of these functions. The glass, they have. They have smart glass windows where you press a button and they go from full tent to light tent to no tent. Like instantly, the side glass is just changing. Really? I want that in a motorcycle helmet. Oh, that would be nice. Yeah.

Yeah. Sometimes like when the sun's setting, I find the photochromatic ones that like are tinted in the day and not at night. Well, there's still a little in between. And I'm like, bro, sun's mostly down. I want full clear. but it's not what I have yet. There's a reason that we're tariffing those things 100% and we're claiming they don't meet our standards

because they will destroy our entire car market. They're better and cheaper. Yeah. What are you saying? Scream reminded me. Have you guys heard about that homeless guy who screamed and caused a stampede in like fucking

remembrance day? in England. This was years ago. And you'll have to play this, Zach, and also turn it way up. Yeah, so listen to this. All four minutes? No, no, no, just the first few seconds. Leggett!

All it took was one homeless guy screaming. A person in a room is smart and reasonable. and easy to deal with. A crowd of people is no better than an animal. It might as well be a bunch of deer or sheep out there. We are animals when we get in large groups. It's a bad idea. That's why I stay away from crowds, Taylor.

Who's the movie? There's a movie quote, something like, a person is smart, but people are stupid. Do you know what I'm talking about? I know exactly. It might be Star Trek or something. I'm going to Google until I find it.

I feel like it was some wise, older Italian. thing. Like, was he a mobster or I'm not sure. Is this men in black? Yeah, I think it was men in black. I wasn't that close. A person is smart. People are dumb. Panicky, dangerous animals, and you

know it. Yeah, he's talking to Will Smith. It's a who's that actor? Kyle will know. Who's the older actor in Men in Black? Amelie Jones. That is it. Yeah. No, I like him. I thought it was going to be like Magneto.

from X-Men or something, that seemed like something he'd say too. I thought it was going to be like Tony Soprano or something, but not Tony, just someone like it. You know, maybe casino or something like that. Yeah. Joe Pesci. No, it's true, though. Like, you see

people in big groups like that, like I've seen that happen many. You've probably seen the clip where there's just joggers running past on a sidewalk, and they're all in like a group doing a jog thing. And people are out on this outdoor patio having lunch, and they see like 25 people

sprint by and they're all like, oh, oh, oh, and they all jump up from the tables and start running and screaming. And it's always a woman who just, why aren't you, I want to, I wish I could press pause on reality and like walk up to him and like, why are you screaming? Like pop her right in the mouth. Just don't want to hit her so goddamn bad. I'll give you something to scream about you, Mowley, bitch. I hate those. I watch a lot of internet fight videos. And oh, there's always some dumb cunt. Some be. Shut up, bitch.

We're fighting. You think you're going to break this up? You're next. You're fucking next. I wish the two guys fighting would stop and be like, that bitch need to shut up. She showed us and just grab her ass and throw her the ass. Sometimes they like hold the hero's arm back.

Yeah. Dude, the panicking woman, I get my hand and hurt myself. One of my least favorite archetypes. I hate this. Are you familiar with archetypes of people? Have you heard this before? right happens in sports a lot like this guy's short so he needs to be great on offense but he's

picked on a defense anyway the screaming woman how does someone get so useless how does someone contribute less than the screaming woman when the shit hits the fan the screaming woman just slice her throat or something she's only causing more trouble I hate it so much she's stressing everybody out spelled s t A-H-P. More H's. Way more H's. I'm pretty good in like a, oh my God, type scenario.

I never fucking scream. And when I see it, I hate it. Because I know that she's just amplifying everything and making everything worse and making people misunderstand the seriousness of the situation. It's like, shut the fuck up so that someone who's actually like not panicking can fix this problem we've got, whether it's a car accident. or a kid fell or there's a fight between two men. Just let them fight.

Just let them fucking fight, you asshole. I hate screaming women. I hate screaming women more than I do the Native Americans. I'm thinking about my wife, right? Never screaming woman, definitely not that. But she has one move when shit hits the fan. Get your father. That's it.

If anything's wrong, if anything, like get Woody. Get Woody here right now. That's step one in every major problem around here. It's a... Punched my hand like an asshole. I broke a blood vessel. Can you see it? I could when I shine my light on it, but I doubt the camera would show it.

Oh, you punched it too hard. Asshole. Well, if only you had a ton of painkillers at the house right now. It's when Taylor comes back. I'm going to go take another one because my mouth started hurting. But those painkillers are great. They gave me a ton of them. I got to be careful with those.

I almost don't want to say this for fear that it makes things work. day three is considered the bad day really well day two ain't nothing we'll see yeah i swear i this must be how other people feel when i talk about broken bones not being as bad as everyone says because you if people don't know kyle's like root canals nothing no big deal not even painful a little pain before the canal sure but after the root canal problem solved no big deal wisdom teeth teeth fucking cracking and getting pulled in a wrestling match out of your mouth you're fine stop being a big deal got it i honestly feel that way about broken bones and think that you can't possibly be right about teeth this must be how it feels on the other side of when i talk yeah it just

doesn't hurt when they're like doing the thing you know they can when they put that novicane in when they put the shots in taylor was like ah that doesn't hurt that was the most painful part i was like I was like squeezing my thumb like this. I don't want to move. That's how you throw a punch. I'm laying there like, I'm like squeezing my thumb like real hard. Like so I don't, because it's hurting because he's going deep.

And it was really swollen and inflamed and affected. Like that was the other thing. Like the gum on the, the part of my gum that's on the outside that like rubs against my cheek was really swollen and tender to the point where like if you touched it, it hurt. Like when the outside. on the gum, not on the outside of my face.

But like when she put the swab back there, I was like, her, she's like, that tender? I'm like, yeah. So like when he put shots into that swollen, infected tissue, that to me was like a, I don't know, like a five out of ten. Like it took some bearing down to like take. Like I didn't like it one bit. But it wasn't as bad as my eye surgery. That was worse.

Did they do anything to make the shot? less painful? Yeah. So they put the swab of like a Oh, that's what hurt. Dentist level like a numbing gel. And they put,

they put the swab between my gum and my cheek and they left it there for like 10 minutes, like a long time for, and then when they injected me, another 10, 15 minutes to really let it kick in and fully anesthetize. They did a really good job, I thought, with the painkillers and stuff. Because when he got in there,

I could tell he was going to work. Like I could hear it. Like I said earlier, it sounded like an old wooden ship creaking. And like I could hear when he would grab a chunk of tooth and squeeze it real hard. And then start, it was going, it was like splintering and crushing. And I could feel like the amount of exertion that he was using. And it was scary because I can't feel anything. So I don't know if he's just lost his mind like the dentist from the horror movie.

And he's just pulling the wrong tooth or something like that. Are you switching to twice a day now? Nah, fuck that. These new teeth, you don't have to brush him at all. So in between Jackie and I's colonoscopy, Colin had his wisdom teeth removed. And I think they handled him differently because he's special needs.

Like, even before he got the IV in his, what is this word? I'm going to educate everybody. Anticubital fossa. Even before he got his, is ivy in the elbow pit they put them on no uh what is the gas called nitrous nitrous yeah they offered me nitrous um but but i didn't want that was it the money no i just didn't think first of all man and uh like like i just don't think it hurts i just don't think like the industry is painful i don't

want to go out i wouldn't if they offered me nitrous for a cleaning i'd be like make it a double We know you're a nitrous feed. So have you ever had a deep cleaning? I've never heard of a deep cleaning. They're going to go under the gum. You have to have really dirty teeth, like a once-a-day brusher. He's a lot. Day brusher.

You're giving them to his credit. Yeah, they go, they're going to go under the gum and get all the plaque and any of the bone that has degraded and every single tooth. So they literally numb your whole mouth. Like I'm going to, they're going to put. a shot and they're going to put multiple shots on every gum surface that's near a tooth and

then go in there like hardcore. There's going to be a ton of bleeding like not normal bleeding when they do that. So for that I will want some laughing gas. I want to be fucked up for that. I'd rather not. But root canals, wisdom teeth,

just getting a tooth extracted, that's nothing. That's really not that painful. And I'm not nervous at all because I know it's not painful. I sat in the chair and I'm like, I've been looking forward to this. She's like,

really? I was like, yeah, you're about to fix everything. I was like, it hurts now. It won't tomorrow. She's like,

I guess. I'm like, what do you work here? How do you not know this? I'm psyched to be here. What a terrible saleswoman. The only customer they had that day that was psyched to be there. I told them,

I was like, do you have any like big blocks of time open? Because we could do it all. I was like, I don't mind. You could do, I was like, pull three teeth,

root canal, like double bone graft. We could do that in three hours, right? And she's like, we could, but most people opt not to do that. I'm like, why? Let's do it. She's like, well, you won't be able to chew on either side. I'm like, I'm not really chewing anyway.

I mean, apple sauce over here, lady. Yeah. Well, like, you can't chew on your bad side right now. Right? I wouldn't. I'm not chewing at all. I'm eating applesauce. Like, like, for the next week, I'm going to, because I'm afraid of busting a stitch open.

I don't know how many stitches are in there, but it's all. lot. It's because it covers two teeth that were side by side that I think they made an incision maybe. Like I closed my eyes throughout the process, but I think they made an incision. I don't know if the bone graft is a solid chunk of bone or if they had some sort of a bone putty. Like maybe they mixed powdered bone with some other material and then-opoxy. And then just made like an epoxy. I do know that the most painful part was once he had done that, he like took a copy. cotton ball on his finger and then like pulled up on the gums to like seat it and make sure it was the way you wanted and he pulled hard like I get after he pulled the teeth out that did you have to

hold your head steady like he pulled that hard were you like I was already in a position where I couldn't move my head anyway I was like inverted with my head on that stupid little pillow like my neck was getting like rickety and like I was I couldn't really the way he was pulling it it was put my head into the table rather than like away from the table. If that makes sense, the way my head was like bit backwards in the

in the exam table. No, it's not a big deal. I don't think it's industry is that bad. Sounds... Especially not like for a root now. Rookinnell is nothing. I can't imagine. None of what you're saying about the procedure is

tough to me. But eating applesauce for a week, my God. How are you going to handle that? I'm not hungry. Well, see, I've only, I didn't, did I, what's that like? I didn't eat yesterday. Like, you didn't eat anything yesterday. Today I've had one, like, they're the individual servings of applesauce that, you know, that they give kids.

I've had one of those today. The day before yesterday, I also, I had one bad day. So in three days, I've had two cups of applesauce. The day before that, I had a bowl of tomato. tomato soup and the day before that I had a large Wendy's Frosty. I could always feast. I hate that for you.

I'm so sorry. It's like he lost a love one. I had to freeze all my meat. I had to freeze all my meats. I had some pork chops I was going to be eating. I'd freeze those up. I've been eating a lot of pork chops lately. I got my fake teeth.

They told me not to eat for a little bit like two days. Like nothing solid. I left the dentist's office and went to a chick-fil-a. And I got my standard order, spicy chicken sandwich, and then a side of 10 nuggets. Whoa. And then that's. Okay, Joe Lozahn.

So, so when you're trying to clarify. No fries. No fries. So it's healthy. No fries. You get the grilled nuggets then. Well, that's not get crazy. What kind of soft?

Are you, what kind of sugar sauce do you dip your nuggets in? Buffalo. It was Buffalo. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's actually the lowest calorie. Which is the lowest calorie. It's butter based.

Well, you know, who's to say? And you go through there. And I remember like, because your, your tongue remembers your teeth, your previous teeth layout so well that like when I was biting into it, I was like, I'm not chewing this right. Like, I'm not chewing it right. or the chewing felt weird. It felt like I had like big, like donkey teeth, like coming out to reach the patty. But it all worked out. It ended up my dentist was full of shit.

You can eat whatever you want. How much the chopper cost? It was like almost eight grand, I think. What do you get for top and front? No, my back molars are all things. basically, you know that weird epoxy thing they put on teeth. I brushed. Well, no, mine was for a bite thing.

You grind your teeth in your sleep. You didn't need to brush at all. You could have gone no brush. I was always good with the, I feel like you were exposing a new tooth surface daily. You could have got away with not brushing. I think my dentist was fucking with me, where he was like, you're clearly grinding your teeth one on top of the eye. other. And I got all these teeth are now formed with the shit they make cavities,

uh, fillings out of. Okay. And so all these teeth on the front, like the front eight teeth or whatever, those are, you know, made of that. And then the back six teeth, three on either side are made of that. And it did fix my bite. But then I spoke to, um, I was at a party probably three months ago and I spoke to a guy who was a dentist there and I was like oh my me I'm I'm riding with these fake teeth and he was like what did they do I'm like they formed the the shit around my teeth and he was like what what did it cost and I was like it was probably almost $8,000 and he was like you got ripped off like that's crazy I can't imagine anyone paying that much I would never charge anyone that much for that.

For an asshole. And I was like, what a piece of shit. Wait, which one's the asshole according to Kyle and which one's the piece of shit according to Taylor? My dentist is the piece of shit because clearly it didn't cost nearly as much. We don't know. So there could be missing factors.

Maybe the party guy doesn't know that they made your teeth out of zirconium and porcelain or something like that. Maybe you used a special technique, special material. He don't know. He wasn't there. He's a, he's a drunk at a party. Might not even be a real dentite. He shouldn't have said anything.

When I used to sell cars, people would be like, oh, yeah, I just got the new Toyota. And, oh, yeah, what did you pay? 32 out the door. And in my head, I'm like, how they made $4,000 on you. But that's not what I say. I don't say they make $4,000 off you. I say, oh, good deal. That one will last a lifetime if you treat it right.

You don't fucking shit on people's person. Everyone who buys a car thinks they got a deal. Everyone who's ever bought a car is like, I'm the one who beat the dealer. Once someone makes the, you give people advice and even aggressive advice about purchase. I was a fool twice a guess. But once they've done it, you don't shit on somebody's purchase. I hate that so much. If somebody, like I just bought this new TV, if somebody were coming and be like, oh, you got that one?

Because you know, for two more hundred dollars, you got this one. Fuck you. I already got this one. This is the one I love. Don't ruin the thing I love. What a TV do you have, cock sucker? Fuck you. ate that. You know what? Speaking of

expensive dental work, I looked at the paperwork in there once the fog left me. You know what? They initially quoted me for everything. What? I do. 24,000. Did they change the price or are you changing your dentist? What's the plan? Well, like I said, like what I did yesterday was

$1,200. Yeah. It was $1,200 to get the bone graft and the extraction. It'll be another $1,000 on the other side. And, you know, but then there's like $20,000 worth of what, what's this other stuff. I'm doing that in Mexico. The part of doing that's still the plan. Okay. Is the, uh, the titanium stud and the, the actual teeth being put in. Because I know they're

just ripping me off and I know it's a third the cost in Mexico. Do you need those teeth? Once I have these teeth, I'll have my full bite. I'm not, I'm, I'm only going to be missing two teeth that are important. The rest are wisdom teeth. I have three wisdom teeth that need to get gone. and then I have two important teeth that need to be replaced with two upper molars that need to be the back ones that need to be replaced with implants. And then I have a root canal on the bottom. So something I was confused about when you talked about it on PKK. Can you do this in one trip to Mexico? No.

No, two trips. So with two trips to Mexico, is it still a good idea? Yeah. Okay. Big time. It's like a third the cost. $25,000. He's going to have a wonderful vacation.

Yeah. All expenses pay twice. My understanding, I don't quite know what, so once these bone graphs harden and fuse to my jaw, then they'll put the titanium studs into them, into that bone. And then you wait another three months for that to like solidify. I don't know what happens during that three months. I don't think I'm just going to have a metal stud sticking out there. Maybe they put a cork on it or a fake tooth. Like the crowns, they put a temporary cap on your crown while the real one like gets made.

I'm guessing there's something like that. I would think that the stud needs to be protected from chewing during the solidifying process. I would think I need to be protected from the stud. Or maybe you can not get a skew or something. It's titanium. Yeah, that's not talking about. If they need it to settle it and get strong, then it must not be strong on day one or as strong as it will be.

Yeah, yeah. He said that the hole that they drill and the threads of the stud are far enough apart that you're not really like screwing it in like with wood. Like it doesn't cause any expansion that it's almost a loose fit. And then your tooth like heals or the bone rather heals to it and like like bonds to the titanium. And then they come in and they put the the real tooth on the implanted tooth. But yeah, it'll be one. It'll be two trips to Mexico, I think.

And it'll cost like $4,000. Like, have you started full vacations. Have you put that in motion yet? Three months before I can do that. So I've started the passport process. I'm getting going on that. That's the only real stuff. You didn't have the passport wings?

The U.S. Marshals took my passport, Taylor. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. And then it expired in the interim. I was on probation, so I wasn't allowed to leave the country for several years. Or the state. Oh, that's funny.

Yeah. It's a real hoot. You know how to get a passport, right? You don't need any advice I was going to tell you. It's changed a little bit. But yeah, I did a quick Google search. I guess you can't do it at the library anymore. I did my last one, everything.

Oh, to me it's a post office thing. It's two things. You go to the drugstore to get your photo taken. They have specific requirements about your photo, how much of you shows. I forget if it's on or off, white background. I think there might be a no smile rule. Yeah, so you go to the drugstore and they'll make sure you have a proper photo for it. Then you go to the mail.

I'm calling it a mailbox post office. Then you go to a post office and you have your picture with you, bring your ID, and then you choose whether or not you need to pay extra have it expedited. Yeah, I think you need some more substantial ID than you used to as well. The last time I did it, I did it all at the library and one shot. Even the photo, I think they took the, maybe it was a CBS nearby. But everything was at the library and one straight shot. I'll never forget, like the aliases part.

I was like, do I? No, don't put any aliases. No, don't put any aliases. I mean, I do have an alias. Don't tell them that. don't complicate the process. But yeah, that'll be good. Maybe I'll get something else done while I'm down there.

Maybe what other Mexican surgeries are there to do? You could get hair restoration, but like down to near the eyebrows. Hear me out, Taylor. What about hair restoration? Beard restoration. That's where my man needs. Restoration. Because my man, the only thing Kyle is missing is.

that little poop poop right here in between and then the connector strips you take care of those brother your bearded up i want how do the sides grow yeah yeah i don't think i've seen kyle let it get long enough to evaluate it's straggly it's straggly and there's a lot of white in it now too there's a lot of white in my beard now and like silly about it it's a good look that's a good look and there's always been and there's always been blonde in my beard which makes it look even thinner See, Kyle loved it when my beard was white. Oh, you should do it. You look like Mel Gibson.

And now that Kyle's beard is little white, he's like, you would look like Mel Gibson, first of all, grow it out. I'm dating women who have homework, all right? You are growing up man. That's literally true. Your girlfriend's at school right now. You know, I'm actually not liking it. Like, now I'm seeing, I'm getting,

like some of those grays in the lower beard and you know not a fan because it shows aging but as a like cool guy thing

like having gray in your beard rocks like it's sick it makes you look distinguished makes you look cool Kyle with his fucking Kyle's playing a dance dance revolution with his eyebrows right now yeah

no you you would like it. We just got to get you a little more here, which by the way, I don't even see a missing spot in your upper mustache. It's not that bad. There's hair there. I mean, if I grow it out, you know, it kind of fills in, but, but there's less there. Well, then you're already on the path. I like it to be kind of stubbly anyway. I don't, I don't like to do a full beard or anything. It's all scratched. Well, then what are you missing other, like you don't have, you, it's a little patchy out here. Like, like, I feel like it's not thick. Like, it's not good thick coverage. Like, I'm always going to be able to see skin beneath it.

is Kyle's hairline is pretty rocking actually Zach can you show us a picture of Eddie Munster because I think Kyle How dare you This is just This is a left-handed compliment

But I am going for compliments Show us a picture of Elvis when he's young Eddie Monster No no Eddie Munster Eddie Munster Eddie Munster is hilarious Look at that Okay

I didn't know it was that much In the front Senate No I really didn't It was a mistake I didn't know In my memory It was closer to what Kyle actually It wasn't as freakish in my memory

See that's what I'm talking about I don't see the hair line as well Yeah Look at those sideburns That man was a man Can we see young Elvis? He used to do his hair I think like I do right now.

He was a man. Kyle, I can't wait for bearded Kyle to show up. His, oh yeah, that's what we're talking about. Look at that. It's good hair.

What a beast. So Kyle doesn't need to do anything with his hair. The beard's kind of a joke. What surgery should you have while you're down there? Oh, maybe I'll get shortened. Leg shortening surgery? Yeah,

it'll get shortened. You know, be the funny as possible thing. He should get the top of his feet waxed. That's what he needs. Let's turn into a mean session somehow. Also, by the way, we've always made fun of Kyle for having hairy feet. And I've, you know, there's nothing wrong with Harry feet like this. They're not even a hairy. They're not even like, Kyle would be like, look at Harry. I was about to show him, but I would be like, look how Harry my toes are. And I would

be like, yeah, that's so crazy. My feet are, when people have, like, when I went on that Colorado trip a couple years ago with the boys, they'd heard you guys mocking my hairy feet for years. And they saw them. And they were like, that's what they're making fun of. I'm like, yeah, they're not too funny, are they? Yeah, that's what they're drawing on. That's all they got.

Don't you have petite feet? I wear a size 12. I have, I have big feet. Okay. Is it just, I thought there were six toes there. I had to count more carefully. My feet are nothing like this. I have a little hair on top and I have a little hair on each toe.

And I use a trimmer and I shave it down because socks, when I put the- Why the Colorado people didn't know. Well, I was, I was all natural for them. You know, I wasn't- bullshit. This story is evolving. Those Colorado bastards didn't see you at full glory. No, they'll run a trimmer over because socks like pull the hair follicles backwards

and it hurts when you take them off at the end of the day. Well, but isn't it kind of nice when you take the socks off at the end of the day and you feel the hair fold back over? No, it takes. Yes, yes. I also enjoy it when I stop hitting my head on the wall. Yeah. No, thanks.

I'd rather just avoid the pain to get it with. Taylor, did you take the gun me? I did. Yeah. She guys can't handle the drugs. Over here, hopped up on opium. and I also remember your petite feet, Kyle.

They're not petite? I don't remember them being petite. What size of your shoes? 13. I were 12s. Is that petite? Well, you're 6 too, aren't you? Yeah.

I don't think I like this conversation. That's a little. Zach's a 14. I'm an 11. Well, Zach's also like. six eight or something I crammed my feet into ten and a halfs he's six five I crammed my feet into ten and a halfs for decades

I had a friend in high school this guy was I call him short he was just shorter than us he was like five eight and he wore like a size 12 shoe that he didn't need they look like clown shoes on him and if you press the front there's no toe there like this one man needed a nine because he wasn't a big guy,

but he wore these clown shoes in an effort to like cosplay as a bigger person. So I always thought that was a little silly and did the opposite. I wore shoes that were too small. They would hurt the front of my big toe. And eventually I'm like, you're just an 11, dude.

Just, you're not cosplaying as a bigger guy. It's your shoe size. So now I buy shoes that fit. Yeah, I've been wearing size 12 since like 10th grade or something like that. I remember like my dad wears a 13. and his whenever I would put his like boots on like if he had like waiters or hunting boots some sort of specialized shoe like no can't wear this it was always a bummer because he'd have those expensive ass hunting boots that I'd want to wear but yeah size 12 I'll have petite feet faggette feet it's just if we toe wrestled you'd be out in the first round I know that for damn sure I mean I've seen how dexterous your toes are so I agree right yeah have you seen me stand on them where I bend the knuckles down

stand on the knuckle. Yes, you forced me to look at that. Yeah, it's hard fucking I really disliked it. It's not a thing humans do. No, I can't do that. Yeah, I have this like loose ligament syndrome throughout my

body where I'm extra bendy. Like my neck bends like oddly like all the way backwards and like my fingers like you know, like like my thumb will like go all the way back to my wrist. It's touching my wrist there. And like they'll all kind of go pretty far.

They used to go further back. They don't anymore. My toes, I can make fists with my toes and stand on the knuckles of them and walk around. Yeah, again, you made me look at that. Terrible. I can't imagine someone wearing bigger shoes than they need to try and seem cool because you just look like a retard, like the whole time. Well, you haven't been five, seven since you were seven. Yeah. If I was 5-8, I'd have a whole complex about it.

You wouldn't wear giant shoes for no reason. No, I'd wear lifts, though, for sure. Sometimes I'll put on like those boots for like hunting, fishing, and whatnot, and they'll be size 13 and my toes kind of scrunch at the end. But I'll never, never move past 13. Because 14 is when you get into freak size where they don't have it at like stores. They stock them all the time. Yeah. And so I'm 13 forever. Zach, how do you get shoes off the internet?

Do you go to some big and tall store? Do you get belters are us? He looks like a belt. Taylor won't get that reference, but it's a solid reference. Just normally the brand stores. I'm assuming that means in person. Okay. Yeah, they care of 14s and 15s.

We didn't. I used to sell shoes. They stopped at 13 when I sold shoes. That was ages ago. I forget you had that Al, what was I was? Bundy. Al Bundy. Al Bundy. I literally put shoes on fat women just like, and Al Bundy was like on at the time.

It's like, you know, I'm 15. Don't judge me too honestly on my career trajectory. Yeah, petite feet. I love that that fucked of you. I have powerful man feet. Kyle, your feet aren't petite.

They're adorable. You've got beautiful feet. Sweet, sweet feet. Suck your weird toes that like grass. He has flaws in themselves. I fucking hair on him. Yeah, I do this thing with my girlfriend where like, you ever do,

you ever, like, grab each other's hands like this? I do that with my toes. I like, grab her, grab her toes with my toes. And like, oh, I've actually, I've done it. I've done it with her hands too. And like to see who's, whether her hands or my feet are stronger.

We sort of do that like war game where you try to bend it backwards. My feet are stronger. I'm like, like, like, clamping down on her. She's like, those are shockingly strong. That actually makes sense. Of course the feeders. It does.

It's on the legs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I walked in my hands all the time, my fingers would be stronger than they are. Yeah. I haven't even had a gummy.

That's just a. I'm going to go take another pill. Make sure I stay good and doped up. Be right back. That's good. Oh, thank God. He's out. Woody.

Hockey. Oh, tell me. Is the game on right now? It should be on. right now and we've got no so as we speak it's the end of the second i think and the hurricanes are down to nothing yeah minute and three left in the second nights up two against the canes and not ideal because Vegas also leading the series one to nothing i'm so fucking sick of Vegas like i was banking on Carolina bringing this home.

The first two games are in Carolina. So to lose the first two at home at home ice advantage seems to matter less than like football or basketball. Sure. But it still helps. And we've given away home ice advantage, it seems.

We're likely to be down two oh. Oh, you know, I haven't watched the highlights, but Frederick Anderson, goalie for the Carolina hurricanes led in two on 11 2 on 11 shots fucking terrible

and meanwhile Carter Hart former Philadelphia Flyer 15 on 15 and so clearly Carolina is getting the opportunities they just can't clinch They just can't finish Yeah need to see the game

What are quality opportunities What are blue line dumps What are, you know, were there crazy ricochets that no goalie could have stopped? Who knows? Yeah. Maybe there were a couple of two or three on O's that we don't know about. But God damn it. God damn it.

If Vegas wins again, I swear to God. That's just too much. It's too much success for a bullshit brand new franchise. I'm sick of it. They're 10 years old, right? to me they're brand new. They're a brand. Actually,

fuck. Yeah, they are. Oh, man. Still, two cups in the first 10 years is pretty wild. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I have shoes about your age. That's a little bit of a stretch, but the hopes age. That's true. Sometimes I'll see like Golden Knights and I'm like this new fangled franchise and it's like they came into the league in 2017. And I'm like, I'm going to die someday.

Oh, my God. Well, fuck that. Come on, Carolina. Please. I hope people listening to this are like, thank God. The hurricanes pulled it out in the end. Go nights. Not.

Kyle, what did you take? What specifically did they prescribe you for pain? Hydrocodone. So I have these pills that are. Codine and Tylenol? Is that what that one is? I think hydrocodone is the coating part. I think it is.

It's the painkiller, the opiate. So the pills are 10 milligrams of that. And then they're like 375 milligrams of acetaminophen or something like that. That one's Tylenol, I think. Yeah. Yeah, I think so as well. And then an antibiotic. It took my third antibiotic for the day.

So what did they say to you about ibuprofen? Nothing? Nothing. Okay. Colin was on that to keep the swelling down. But I'm sure your dentist has a plan of his own. Yeah, I don't have any swelling. You don't. I had a lot of swelling.

I had swelling a month later. I had the worst wisdom teeth removal story that I've heard. They're impacted maybe and maybe even infected. Oh, shit. No. Honestly, I think you just did a really bad job. I told the story, but really quickly, the doctor was late. I was on time. I'm waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.

The doctor gets there, and he's in the big fucking hurry, and he put me out instantly, and I had a terrible recovery. And I genuinely think he was trying to make up time. See, the whole story is odd to me, because when I, my last extraction of a wisdom tooth, no general anesthetic, he just put a couple shots in it. like we did yesterday. And he got that tooth out in less than one minute.

Like in a literal, literally in less than a minute. When he went in with the tools and started and like grabbed it, it came out in one big piece. And I remember he tugged a little and then he tugged a lot. And then he pried a little and it was out. And that was it was very bad. What's the word for when they've emerged through the gums? There's a term like emerged.

Is it erupted? I forget. Anyway, mine weren't visible or tugged. He had to cut them out. He had to cut the guns to get access to them. They were growing- That's a very different situation. Okay.

That's probably why it was so extreme. If you- All my wisdom tooth, yeah. All my wisdom tooth came out and I had room for them. Like they were functional teeth, all four of them. I just got them like in bad shape myself. I think I was younger. I was like 20 and I think he pulled them before they impacted,

but they were going sideways. They were going to do that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The fact that he had to cut was it. is got to be a big part of like all of your issues. Yeah. I don't know if they cut me at all.

Because I didn't ask for specifics on the surgery. You just kind of like, it was all very like, we'll do this, that and the other. And I didn't care to find out how any of that happened. It needed to get done. The details would only serve to make me maybe nervous or something like that. And I don't need that. And when you reached that in your mouth,

you could feel that like crested wisdom to them. sure. I can see it. Like, see the mirror. You know, it's, it's there. It's like a full, they weren't like below the gum or like hidden or anything. So you were teething probably in your late teens or 20s. Do you remember it? Did it hurt? Yeah, I remember. It was itchy. And I could feel it like, I could feel beneath the, like, if I rubbed on the gum, I was like, there's a tooth under there. And then slowly it started coming through over time and then I had a tooth. Huh.

And you didn't cry and drool incessantly? Mm-mm. Babies are babies. No, I didn't complain one bit. Nobody would listen. I'm a man. They didn't give you fake keys to chew on. I felt my one wisdom tooth

come in probably five, six years ago. And I would, probably eight years ago, actually. But I would reach back. in my right upper and feel it. And I was like, this thing's really sharp. Like this is a sharp. Oh, because it hasn't been rounded by eating.

Hasn't been rounded by eating. Yeah. So a fresh tooth. And then my dentist was like, you don't have to worry about that. Just let it hang out. Is it causing you discomfort? No. All right.

Well, then no reason to remove this. You have braces? I had braces in my, my teenage years, yeah. Did the tooth grow in it just the right spot? Like, so you, like, floss barely fits in between, like it was perfect? It did, actually. Yeah, it came right in, like, I've got a big jaw.

And so it just came right in, sat there naturally. And my wisdom teeth had no concept of a plan. They're not emerging. They're just going sideways towards the other teeth. Can't you fall in line? Can you imagine if we lived in olden times without any of the wonders of modern medical and dentistry? Where would we actually be? Like set aside your like broken bones.

A lot of people would have fucked up mouths. Yeah. Like the unavoidable stuff that we've ran into in our own personal lives. Like where would you have died? Because I think that that root canal that I needed when I was 27 might have killed me from infection. I had died at two or three with scarlet fever. Oh shit. Yeah, you absolutely would have.

He's impressed. It's a very turn of the century disease to have. Laura Ingalls Wilder? Yeah, that one really, even though I'm old, like, doctors are like, whoa, really? Like, I had smallpox or something. You visit the Amazon. Or Victorian England. Has he been in Bolivia?

Probably not. Damn, Scarlet fever. That's crazy. That's a cool-ass name for a decision. almost sounds classy well the scarlet part obviously fever part little sexy

scarlet fever sounds cool sounds like an STD yeah that's what like rich people would call like syphilis back in the day oh a bit of a love fever eh yeah you would I saw someone on social media posting

Kyle and it'll make you laugh and it was some Twitter post of a Japanese guy and you see the Japanese like translated to English and his entire palm was peeling like everything was peeling and he's like I don't understand what's causing this problem and then people in the comments had to be like you have syphilis you got syphilis from

the prostitute sex you're having in Japan Yep. Did he admit to that part? Or everyone just concluded it? Everyone concluded, yeah, that you probably get that from prostitutes. I think Japan is one of the countries where prostitutes are fully legal, right? Yeah. A lot of countries have legal prostitution.

Do you think we should adopt that? Absolutely, we should. Not only does it limit the victimization of women, but it also increases all of all of the health resources are able to come in and keep those women not only safe from pimps, exploitation, and trafficking, but also from the diseases they're inherent to their workplace. You're able to facilitate a safe environment to happen in not only for the women, but for the customers.

So everybody's better off. Society is served. And then the money gets taxed as well. So it's all in all a much better way to do things. Australia has legalized prostitution. Germany has legalized prostitution. Many countries in Europe do. I think, I don't know about Canada.

We don't want to take our lead from Canada, but... Why not? Because they're hosers. Yeah, because they're open hosers, dude. Because they haven't won a cup in so long. 33 years? 37 years. Yeah, legalized prostitution is the way to go.

It's 100% the way to go. Because it's going to happen either way. It makes sense. It's going to happen more if you legalize it. Sure. Sure. You don't want to incentivize young women into going into that. Have you heard of OnlyFans?

That's like the halfway. Oh, no, it's not. Find yourself an OnlyFans girl you like a lot. And she absolutely is a prostitute if you give her $10,000. A lot of those women are prostit. All women are prostitutes for 10 credits. There are prostitutes advertising on Reddit. There are prostitutes advertising on back page.

There are tons of just, if you go escorts in your city, you will find list after list of legitimate people advertising prostitution in your area right now, in call out call, 300, 500, half and half for 850. I'm interesting. I'm maybe telling on myself, maybe I know too much. But I'm telling it's, that's the way it is. It's essentially legalized here, except. for if the woman gets ripped off or beaten,

she really doesn't have a lot of recourse. So then she needs a pimp. So now you have men who are pimps, and now that is an employment opportunity. The only person who's hurt by legalized prostitians are pimps. So job creator, you know. Would you think of the pimps? Someone think of the pimps.

Yeah, you legalize what a first world society does. I think you're probably right. It's puritanical to pretend like people aren't going to have sex. so you could make a different argument because of it's inherently unhealthy in many ways. But prostitution, sex is sex. And if you're doing it in a brothel, then it's going to be safe sex with people who are tested. And it's just the move. Is that how it is in like Australia and these countries that have it?

Yeah. What are there, I guess, negative externalities? How do you mean? What are the downs? Yeah, like what are the downsides of having that fully? Well, I mean, there's going to be a brothel in your area. It's going to be somewhere. I'm sure people don't like that.

They often have massage parlors too, where it's like massage parlor, but there's legal prostitution that goes on there. I don't know what the downsides would be really. I certainly wouldn't want a prostitution ring, that's not even the right word, a brothel to be operating in my neighborhood. You know, you wouldn't want that, but I'm sure with a little bit of zoning, you know, put it out by the sports stadium or wherever the fuck. But it would get rid of a lot of those nonsense businesses like massage parlors

to your point. Oh yeah. It would remove all of the illegal prostitution. And along with illegal prostitution comes scams where a lot of those like scary YouTube videos I watch about true crime, someone is pretending to be a prostitute to lure men to a sketchy area and then two dudes are waiting to like

rob the guy and that robbery turns into a murder robbery. Like, that happens a lot where like some guy has shown up for sex with a woman and they get jumped beaten and he fights back and they end up killing him and stealing his car and stuff like that happens a lot like you just remove the whole like black market around that thing and get everybody tested get everybody condoms and do it in a safe place that's more like a fun house than a back alley it's just all and all a better way to do things yeah that does make sense and then all of a sudden owning a brothel is a business that I mean shit I'd I'd invest in a brothel wouldn't you

I what you know this is it's oh this is going to be the one brothel that lost money is that is that what we invested in I doubt it I doubt it yeah there's no way any of those lose money unless they just have the most horrid pigs of all time working I bet it's not recession proof I bet sex workers are one of the first things people give up when the economy goes bad oh, I disagree. I feel like that's got to be one of the most recession-proof things. Like vacations, movies, all they like entertainment stuff you can sort of live without go quickly. I think prostitution is recession-proof.

I really do. I think that like, you know, as a man, if you're the kind of man who's paying for prostitutes, you probably don't have a regular source of sex. It's kind of what you're working. It's it's kind of the reason you're going to work is so that you can afford the prostitute. I just think it's recession proof. I know I know it would be for me. Like if I couldn't get sex at all and my only avenue was prostitution,

we're budgeting for prostitution. Like you know what I mean? Like we'll eat your apples sauce. It's funny. Applesauce and rice and beans. I would say that about like heating and air conditioning, right? It's one of the things I really would struggle to give up. But prostitution, I can suck it up for a little while.

And suck it up for a little while. Fix my own car, so to speak. But a lot of these people are, like, addicted to it would be my guess. Like, they just need to go back to that prostit. I think a lot of people form, like, strong relationships with a single prostitute as well, you know? Like, it just depends on the situation. I would imagine it's recession proof. Maybe it's not.

I know pornography is supposedly recession proof. Is it? Yeah. And gambling. We could look at like what porn sales were like during pre-internet era recessions and see you, couldn't we? Do you know how much of those VHSs used to cost back in like the 80s? No idea. In the 80s, those VHS would be like $100.

Like porn used to, like, you couldn't get it. Like porn was very expensive. I watched this documentary about Linda Lovelace, the deep throat chick. Apparently she was a victim. She was being forced into all that. Her name was Heather the deep throat. No, that's I love. Heather, I laugh for no reason.

I don't know who you mean. Her name was Heather. We know. We know. Her name was kind of Heather Brooks. Brooks was another girl in the video, but everyone saw the title, Heather Brooke, and she just adopted it.

Really? Oh, that's cool. Big shout out. Oh, I don't know this person, by the way. I never heard of her. I know her. This is hard without, you know, inflation adjusted. I didn't know a throat pie was a thing until I saw that goddess go to work.

Although 2008, we see a little increase. Yeah. Do we wait? I think you're right. I'm making it bigger. Maybe a. Yeah, they were in gangbusters. Like eight to ten.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, actually, that's where the spike was, the Great Recession, huh? And then what? What's that huge one? Is that 2020? Is that COVID?

Pandemic. Yeah, that would be another enormous. Maybe that is, was that the adoption of Onlyfans as a platform, though? Maybe that's, but regardless, that would show the point. It would be both, you know, Only fans has revolutionized the pornography industry. I think Only fans is a wonderful thing. Do you remember when they announced? that they were going to stop having adult content on only fans.

It lasted a week. Yeah. They didn't stick with it. I think they wanted free advertising. And they said that so there'd be a big hullabaloo. And then they were like, just kidding, y'all. Because that's how I heard about what only fans was. I didn't know there was a such thing as only fans until I heard.

They're like, hey, this place called Onlyfans are going to switch away from adult content. I'm like, what's Only fans? They make adult content? And then I discovered Onlyfans. It's like, holy shit. And now you see so many like, not A-list celebrity, but definitely B-list celebrities like going into only fans. And when they do,

they immediately make like six figures in a week or a month or something like that. What are they doing on that? Different stuff. They show different amounts of stuff. Some chicks are pretty clean with it. Like Valentina Shevchenko, the UFC fighter, her only fan is pretty clean. Bikini stuff, workout shit, stuff like that,

stuff you'd expect to see in Sports Illustrated. Trisha Helfer, she'd done nude modeling before. She, if you've ever seen Battlestar Galacta, she's the badass chick who's always wearing the red dress she's like she's in Baltar's mind oh I know her gorgeous it's one of my biggest nerd crush she's doing explicit

I don't know what she's doing I haven't looked into it yet because I'd seen her nudes before because I'm a degenerate but I haven't seen her newest stuff I know that like the UF who's a UFC fighter Woody who was Paige Van Zant Paige Van Zant UFC fighter wasn't very good at that she does only dance now and

hers is it's like full nudes and like masturbation but I haven't seen her get penetrated or anything yet there's different flavors to everything so you've got your

finger on a lot of pulses here that's not where I put it yeah you've got your penis on a lot of pulses that's not how you take it I like to stay abreast I can't tell it your vein or if that's me throbbing

This is just a terrible technique. I like to stay abreast of the comings and goings on OnlyFans. Wow, I see what you did there. Are there any like A-list celebs who have gone full lewd, full nude, I guess? Not that I can think of off top of my head. On OnlyFans? Most of the A-list celebs that I'd want to see naked have done enough dude scenes. You can go to Mr. Skin or just Google like ex-celebrity nude, and you can find their nudes anyway.

Like almost every celebrity you can think of has and you just don't know it. Or you see AI. Like I don't trust anything anymore. Oh, I'm seeing clips from old movies from the, you know, the 90s and stuff. Like Nicole Kidman, for example. Like, I've seen her pussy. Like she's, she's, she's. Really?

Was it eyes wide shut? It's multiple movies, but that's one of them. She was in a movie recently, I think, where she shows Bush. She's, it's like an age gap movie. She's like a, she's like a powerful person. And she's got like a young guy. working for and she's like full frontal nude in that she still looks really good like not a six pack but like really flat defined tummy and like damn like everywhere looks perfect i wonder how katie holmes

aged i always thought she was cute 30 years ago or something like she was i never thought that she was i thought she was cute but i never thought that she was like uh hollywood beautiful is that you Watched Dawson's Creek by chance? No. Okay. The character she played in Dawson's Creek was also really, she was super smart and kind of snappy, a little bit like the younger. How old were you watching a teen drama on the, the, I was her age, like, I don't know,

20 or something, the same age as her? Keep my eye on you. He's watching Euphoria right now. What do you mean? Well, like the characters in Euphoria, like it's been on three years. years. She's 47. Oh, that's a good, that's a good 47. That's very strong. Very pretty. Yeah. 47. Yeah.

And she looks like she has not had worked on which good. Exactly. She doesn't even have Botox. She's just a person who's 47. I can see her forehead wrinkles. Yeah. Looks her. I can see gray hair. Like, good on her. Hmm. Can see gray hair. Can you don't see it? I saw it. I seen it. I think yeah. Yeah. I, uh, we've talked about. it before, but I like when women aren't Botox

to fucking back and they actually have some expression in their face. If you're going to be an actor, this is your instrument. Be expressive. Yeah. I want to see your wrinkles. I saw it on Euphoria. Sidney Sweeney does not use Botox.

And I thought it was cool that she took a bunch of scenes in euphoria that are not flattering to her. And her whole thing is how beautiful she is. That's like 90% of her career. Yet she's doing this role where she frankly looks as bad as she can. And I'm like, she's kind of killing it in this.

She was good. Good for her. I don't know if I agree on that as bad as she can because like every time I see a clip from that show, she's looking nice. This specifically, there's a scene where she's crying after they beat up her husband and her and there's blood dripping out of her nose and she's on the ground and she's having the worst day ever. and she's also a horrific person during it.

There's a spoiler shit, but they cut off her husband's pinky toe and she's like, my wedding's not fun or like, this isn't the day I wanted it to be. It's like, aren't you concerned about him? Like,

they're going to kill him if he doesn't pay the money back. And she's worried about her wedding day. She's wonderful. I love that she is, I love that she leans into the Titty Princess stuff. I love that she doesn't done that Amelia Clark thing where she's nude in the first season. but she's like, oh no, I'm an actress.

I'm not a titty girl anymore. She's like, I'm a titty girl first and foremost, motherfucker. Look at these cans. Look at these bazongas. Watch them bounce, you fucking plebs. Like, look at this clip. This is like last week. Like, she's just always bouncing them around everywhere.

Just what a queen. What a queen. Is that what Amelia Clark did? Yeah, you remember. You remember Game of Thrones? First season, we got the nudity, like, by the, There was no nudity from her in the last season.

The first season, like the first season, first episode, you see her full ass. And you see her, like, getting raped from the back where their titty's flopping around. And then, you know, episode after episode, you're seeing her naked. Like, like, maybe three or four or five nude scenes throughout the first three or four seasons. On the end, there was no nudity from her. I didn't realize that was her actress causing a fuss. Oh, it totally was. It totally was.

Like, like, the world became such a bunch of homos. Like, like, such a bunch of queer baits that everybody's like. I see them shitting on euphoria. I don't like euphoria because I think it's a poorly written like teen drama about terrible people being terrible. They don't like it all of a sudden because the director's just fleshing out his fetishes on screen and he's forcing these young women to do it at camera point.

What do we hate Tarantino now? That's what he was doing. Well, he just gets their tosy-wozy-woosies in there and has them wiggle them at it. But it's the same thing. Like he was... He was getting those toes out. That scene that you linked.

Yeah. This is the story behind it. The guy that she's banging, you guys, we can't show it to you. She's topless and she's riding a girl, cowgirl. He's writing a guy, cowgirl. And the guy she's writing is this like super popular influencer. And she wants to be a super popular influencer. So she fucks him until he can't move anymore.

He gets exhausted. He can barely walk. He like crawls to the bathroom because. she is apparently the greatest fuck that has ever banged and while he's gone she takes his phone and tweets out like she took a selfie of the two of them together and then she puts on his instagram greatest fuck ever which is something he called her and posts it from his Instagram to make herself popular he was not planning on letting the world know that they did her she grinded for that yeah that literally that's my favorite link from this season this is the same

link, is it? Oh, no, it's not. It looks the same, but it clicks different. I don't understand. It does. Magic. It looks the same, but it clicks different. Every time I see her in an award show or something like that, she's got them out. There's just high definition 4K aerolas. Just, I see every little follicle prickling on them bazungas. And they are. I saw an article. Sydney, Sweeney's boobs are not that big. It's like,

who is this woman? Who is this? Who's this flat-chested bitch talking shit? Like somebody needs to find her and slap the gobsmack out of her mouth. This is absurd. First of all, they're not that big. But she's five foot two, okay? They're huge on her. They're pretty nice.

Yeah. And I guarantee some fucking insufferable cunt wrote that. Oh, absolutely. I don't know who would write that her boobs aren't big. That is insane. A flat-chested dyke who writes Hollywood entertainment pieces? Yeah Or maybe it doesn't like women being sexualized

ginormous chested woman who's like You know These are tips Yeah Right I throws them over her shoulder Yeah It was definitely some horrible woman

Who is doing that shit Where they almost instruct you How to think in the article Where they're like Sydney Sweeney sucks And here's why like the then they give a list

of where it's like I'm not as hot as her over and over you know no one's lusting after me the way they are for her Hollywood has become way too watered it's nothing but I don't like the word woke anymore

it's become this multicultural propaganda machine and at the same time it wants to promote as much homosexuality as possible Come up. Those links she posted her from last month. That is the outlier. That's why people talk about euphoria is because there's one shining life

in the great pool of aggatry. Of nonsense. There is a hot-ass blonde chick who whips her cans out constantly. As her star rises, she shows them off more, not lens. And she seems to, like, get giggly and like that you're looking at them. When I see her reward shows, they're out. she's wearing like translucent gowns where I can see her nipples and she's not wearing a bra and they're just everywhere and I'm all about it I love it and everybody else has gone the other way

like all those gay hockey TV shows and I mean literally homosexual hockey TV TV shows about two players fucking each other who are rivals you don't know about that it was huge all the gays love it my my girlfriend at uh New Year's not Shorzy no my girlfriend uh her her friend came over for New even they did like a girl's night like drinking champagne and watching TV they do like a little New Year's thing every year and I walked in there and there's like one dude riding

another dude like all sweaty and like oh like grunting and stuff and I'm like the fuck are y'all watching and they're like it's it's called something rivals it's heated rivals and it's about two gay hockey players who are rivals and they have to

keep it on the download but should be frozen rivals oh they were heated they were yeah Taylor had you watched Shorzie yet I have yeah I enjoy Chorzy in small doses the shows are short I swear it's like a 20 minute episode yeah I really don't like

where it becomes him almost semi managing the team and then you have those two cuntie girls like the way he does that's the problem problem is all the characters speak the way Shorzi does. Like there's very little differentiation between them. They're all written by the same person.

It's the same problem that I have with not John C. Riley, but you know they got the, who plays in Eastbound and Down? Who's that actor? Danny McBride. Danny McBride. I like Danny McBride. He still put him in that Shorzy category. But his show is like that.

His show, have you seen the show he has with John Goodman? Well, he has a lot of shows. The show he has with John Goodman, where they're televangelists. They run like a super church. Every character is written in his voice because he's writing the show. So every character has that foul mouth, like nastiness to them. And it's like, man, y'all all can't be the same character. Like, that's not how this works, but they all have it.

It turned me off of that show so much. But I like him being the most. Have you seen East Bounding Down, like all of it? I've seen the overwhelming majority. East Bounden Down is hilarious. It's a very funny show. What do you think about the teacher that he's into with the huge Buzanga? Oh, two thumbs up.

Right? She gets a little heavy toward the end. And I saw her in a movie years ago. That's okay. It goes to the right places. It went some other places later on. But in the first season or two, she's pretty trim wasted, like legit. Like, she looks amazing. And she, Sidney Sweeney,

tits pale in comparison to this woman. Her tits. How can that be? What's her name? Way bigger. He's been down. What the fuck is her name? I'll never remember her character. It's April in the show. The actress's name is K-T. Mixon.

I don't know if she's ever done nudity. Let me see. Mixing with an M. X. K-A-T-Y-M-I-X-O-N. Okay. Oh, I've seen her face before. She's got a Southern accent, too. It's real cute.

Oh. She's got massive. If you're seeing news to her, then that's not her. That's a body double. Like, there's a scene in the first season of Eastbound and Down where she gets them out, but they cut down and her face isn't in the picture. And I'm like, that's 99% sure that's a body double. Anyway, she's got some big hoot.

I like all his shows. Did you see vice principals? It's got Walton Goggins in it. Oh, I watched, was there more than one season of that? Yeah. I watched the first season and it was very funny. There's at least one more season, you know, where they continue the bit. Basically, Walton Goggins and Danny McBride are in line to be the next vice principal or the next principal of their high school. They're both vice principals. And Bill Murray is the principal, his wife's sick, he's retiring, and they're gunning for this position. And instead, they do an outside hire. They hire a black woman with a lot of credentials. And they,

and Danny McBride and Walton Goggins, who are absolute enemies, have like an evil handshake. Like, we're taking the bitch down. And it escalates to the point where they're burning people's houses down and there's guns and stuff. It gets wild. It's very funny. It is very funny. Yeah, I'm surprised. I mean, you said you liked East. bound down. Just not the whole shit. Righteous Jimstones is the one poor life.

Righteous gemstones was not great. Yeah, not a fan. People love it and it's still going. Walton Goggins clips in there. His character is called Uncle Baby Billy because as a baby he was like a celebrity and part of the televangelist scene.

But now he's an old man still going by the moniker of Uncle Baby Billy. Uncle Baby Billy. That's so funny. Shut up, nerd. All I need is a million dollars. Like he goes on these rants about cocaine and money and stuff. It's a very funny show.

But I can't stand that everybody's written with that foul-mouthed meanness. Underutilized John Goodman in that show. Because he rocks. He's one of my favorite actors ever. Yeah. What's your favorite role that he did? Honestly, it would be 10 Clover-Foehlain. 10 Cloverfield Lane.

That's the one that came to mind for me. I really liked him in Roseanne. Dude, that Roseanne episode where he goes and beats up the guy who had had abused Darla, not Darla, the sister in the sister. The sister. I forget that. Oh, I love it. I watch it on YouTube all the time.

It's a, I've seen it. Dan comes home and Roseanne is consoling her sister. He's like, oh, what's wrong? He's like, Mark feed her up. And he's like, oh, okay. And then you see him like put on his hat and go out. And the next scene You see the cops are coming to get Dan

Because he has beat the shit out of this guy Yeah And the cops are like We don't want to do this. Rosanne's acting like a big mistake He's like Rosanne You know And he's just

He lets the cops cough him And handles his business He's a good man I got to watch Rosan masculinity But 10 Cloverfield Lane He was tremendous this. I, they imply that he's a psycho for so much of the film. And, uh, shit, I don't want to

ruin it for everyone. I think I already did. No, you're good. They, he is a psycho. He's dissolving people in acid. He is a bit of a psycho, but I also don't want to ruin it. But there was anything actually wrong. Well, there will. You all you watch. If you haven't seen 10 Cleverfield Lane. Check that out. Yeah, he's a psycho. He's very scary and imposing. He's a big, powerful looking guy and the other two people in the bunker are not big or powerful. Was the other person, obviously the lady's small. Was there a guy? Yeah. It's like a little smaller guy. And he's a smaller guy. Yeah, he was small too. He like made everybody like craft mac and cheese and he's just like screaming at them for not, not finishing. Like put your plate away.

like just just yelling I love that his intensity like when his hands start he's like we do a certain way here he's having this meltdown you mostly think of them

as like a fatty at least during that time right he's not anymore but his forms and hands you think he had a blue he was a farmer his whole life or something yeah I agree

like the the way his hands shook and he had that that rolled up cuff. He didn't look like a spaz about to lose it. He looked like a powerful man that was about Yeah, that's a perfect way to describe it.

Yeah, like big and powerful and like not to be fucked with, especially if you push him over the edge. That's a great movie. I like most of the Cloverfield universe stuff. I like all those movies. I've never seen the other one, the one that led

it. The original is kind of it's found footage and shaky cam. So if you don't like that, you won't like it. And I don't like that. So I don't like it. But it's an interesting monster movie. And then they did one where they're in space. And they tie it in. Yeah. Yeah.

I think a lot of all these movies were just tied in sort of last second. Like this would have been ad on. Like it's a movie that could have stood on its own and then they just sort of universe size it. Yeah. We can all make up words. We can

Who needs the word universalize When you can Is that universalize? But I don't know Does that mean like Turn him into a Like a multiverse type thing? Have you seen Overlord?

Okay So Overlord is a World War II movie It's about D-Day And the guys get parachuted in To take out an anti-aircraft gun So that You know, the D-D landings can go smooth then they can send planes over.

And they end up in essentially a Nazi zombie type situation where not only is there like anti-aircraft guns in this village deep in this mountain, they've been doing experiments on people and turning them into like ghoulish zombie monsters with Nazi technology and the World War II soldiers have to deal with that. They were going to rope that in and make it part of the Cloverfield stuff too, but they ended up not doing it.

I think Zach Snyder was just buying stuff and writing it and trying to tie it all in. Because it's just a name. You know, when I hear Cloverfield, I kind of, I'm like, oh, what is this? The space one is good. They're basically the world is failing because of energy shortages or something. And they're in like a space station that's trying to create some sort of fusion energy to power the whole planet. And they accidentally disappear and go somewhere else where things are different. like another reality

and they're all trying to get back to their other reality. It's pretty good. I like space movies, so I liked it. Well. Time to wrap. I guess so. Universalize is when you take something niche

and make it understandable to everybody. I've been wrong. PGA 807.