Painkiller Already - PKA 810: Disgusting Prisoner Revenge

Episode Date: June 27, 2026

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Pain killer already. Episode 810, just the boys today. Taylor. This episode of PKK is brought to you by lock and load. Also our merchandise. Let's talk about the fat trash can. Just like the worst ROI analysis of maybe any American in the last week. Look at this bitch. So this lady was a DEI executive for was it? J.P. Morgan.

Like a high, falutin, high paying job. Somebody has put this lady in corporate America to determine how we get more black, brown, and like gay people into J.P. Morgan. She is easily 275 pounds, maybe 325. She's got her hair braided, like black people style. She's got her silly hat on that doesn't have a bill for some reason. Oh, I thought that was part of the hat.

I thought the hair was part of the hat. I chose to believe that is her hair. She's in full Knicks regalia. She looks like an overweight middle school gym coach or something like that. And she's dumping out the trash into the streets of New York so she can make off with the Knicks themed trash can as a souvenir. Like 300 people's worth of trash, too. Not like there was just a couple things at the bottom. It was loaded.

To the brim. Filthy trash. It smelled. You could tell. Yeah. And now she brings this stinky trash can that she stole on the train and is like given like a, I don't even know what that finger sign is. Like check it out. Yeah.

You're the hundredth person to take video of me doing this. I think I'm going to get away with it. Why did she think she could get away with this? It's almost like she thought she was privileged and she could do whatever she wanted. What are we doing? What is this bullshit? I think she, what do you mean? You don't like her stealing the garbage can.

I don't like her steal. They sold them for $168. She could have just had a new trash can. Instead, she's lost her job and all that stuff. I was looking like, DEI, C, what did you call her, the chief DEI? Like, is that a job? But so she was the executive director for community and industry engagement. So nothing DEI.

She's supposed to reach out to community. and businesses and improve J.P. Morgan's reputation, I guess. I think that's DEI. She's a DEI lady is what I was hearing. Clearly, no one would employ that lady, if not. You would not be your lunch lady. The kids would be so skinny. She'd eat them.

She's not qualified to be a lunch lady. That won't do. She's like that walking dead person. She'd be a good trash man. I see you dumping that thing out. developing partnerships with advocacy groups to support economic workforce development or whatever. I don't know. Maybe it is somebody. It's hard to get a straight answer on this thing. Like what you really do? Because it's like it sounds made up and abstract and vague when you hear her job title.

It's like, so what do you do here? You know, it's one of those jobs. She's clearly. Some guy at JP Morgan is like, that's where the trash cans have been going. Like imagine that. That wasn't the only can. Her entire apartment is just folded the brim of garbage. Yeah, I don't know what she did. But she still's trash cans and she embarrassed herself and she lost her job. And it probably won't be easy to get it again. No.

You think this event might come up in the hiring process at the new place? I think nowadays, yeah. They Google your name. And she's very famous. Yeah. Yeah. I could also see this as like Kyle was. saying like not a useful position at all.

Maybe they hired her at like the peak of woke like five years ago. And they've been thinking like, oh, man, we're burning 390K a year or some shit on this lady who just like fires useful people based on like attribute she doesn't like. We got to get her. Oh, she stole the garbage can. Ooh. Get her out of here. I think her job is externally facing. She works with people outside JP Morgan and outreach stuff.

She probably finds way to spend charity money or something. That's what I'm trying to gather from this. Don't do anything now. Yeah. She's got that can. Actually, maybe she doesn't even have the can anymore. Maybe it was repossessed. Ooh, do you think they went?

I bet she's got the can. That's so disgusting. I bet it haunts her. I bet it smells like shit. See, that's where we disagree. I think that's a hell of a souvenir. Like, Woody said they're selling them for 170 bucks. I wonder if it's the same quality.

Mm-hmm. Because it looked good. It looks good. Like, I mean, you could probably just take a regular trash can and knock a coat of paint on there and get something similar, but I'd love to have that as a souvenir if my team just had won a championship. That's pretty sick.

I agree. It would be cool. The Knicks don't win very often. And as the worst basketball, GM and been invented. What'd you say? The last time the Knicks won a championship, the Heinleck maneuver had not been invented yet. Is that true?

Something happened 27 years ago. They might have lost 27 years ago, and it's been even longer since they won. Yeah, way longer. It's like a 70s since they've won or something crazy. So, yeah. And their best player is an undersized guard who's six foot two. I don't see him like winning year after year, but Stefan Curry did.

I don't know. I always get it wrong. Yeah, I like to see these people lose. It's always good to see. Just fat people, really. What a crazy Humpty Dumpty vibe she has. Like it was Like mostly not

Not skinny legs by any stretch But not as fat as one would expect With fat torso Hmm Then the arms also not as fat as you would expect Very weble wobble-ish You know if you pushed her down Like you could

She would have such a hard time getting back up Mm-hmm Yeah She'd be going internal style Yeah I like watching this fat chicks Fight online And I like I like chick fights

more than guy fights sometimes because one chick is often like down to go and the other one thinks she is but she's never been in a fight and then immediately it's like immediately it's like whoa you picked on the wrong lady I saw one the other day the title was like she cracks her head like a coconut and I was like yes please play that one and this this white girl has this other white girl they're both the bikinis I think she's got her on the the grass and she's punching her in the side of a skull and it's going, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, and she must have hit her in the head

15, 20 fucking times. Damn. It was so, I love it. I love it. My favorite, of course, is when it's ghetto style, when you got a couple of black rods going at it, and tittyes start flopping and flying everywhere.

And inevitably, A Kia comes out of nowhere and decks one of them, sins are flying. Yeah, I was going to say, it's not a good thing, unless one of the participants is a car. There has to be, like, environmental damage that could potentially happen at any, at any point an Ultima could fly through and smack someone.

Like those Super Smash Brothers levels where you'd have to be careful of the cars. Like you could be duking it out, but then a car comes, smashes it both. It's been a long time since we talked about the deleted subreddit pussy pass denied. But I used to get a kick out of that one. It's basically women hitting men and them not obeying the it's okay to hit me. I won't hit you back rule. They just, they don't know that rule it would seem. I feel like the

like the banner video of that has to be the classic from maybe even 15 years ago on the game show where the guys like, how can she slap? How can she slap? And it's like, answer him. How can she slap? You know, clearly he could, clearly he could slap. Yeah, he's amazing at it. Oh, and then there's the other one.

I don't know this game, but it involves a big metal bowl, like something you might put popcorn in. And like the guy and the girl are doing it. She wins and she hits them with this bowl so fucking hard. It puts a big dent in it. And he's like, all right, noted. If I remember right, she wins the second time. Maybe it's bottle flipping or something.

And she hits them with the dented bowl, which is now kind of strengthened by its new shape, wax them good. And then he wins. And it's like, oh, bitch, it's coming back times 10 now. and everyone goes wild because she's like knocked out or something like she's stumbling she's out she gets it he hits her with everything he has and then he looks at the camera like yeah I did it and I'm like you know what like she broke that bowl on you she gets what's coming oh yeah he broke that bowl on her too like he hit her so hard it was like when like wily coyote gets piano keys his teeth like just just He brought it down like Donkey Kong throwing a barrel, just smashed that that bitch. And it was like if I recall, it seemed like a Korean, Japanese, they were Asians. And so I assume it was one of those weird Japanese game shows. And usually those are more lighthearted.

It's like, you know, make a goofy shape so that you don't get knocked into the water and you and the pattern. The shape passes over you. Or it's like, you get at it? No. Me too. I'd be terrible. I'd be terrible. maybe prime me could be better than average, but right now, I can't do that shape,

reliably. I'm like not miced up, but you can still hear me yelling. I'm like, none of the head spots are big enough. You know how I move. I can't. It's reshaped on the other side of you. Yeah. That would be a fun one to try like a SkyZone style place.

I'd give it a go. I like the tortilla slapping game where we just, we hold the water in our mouths and we slap each of the tortillas. I like the game where everybody's blindfolded and they're kind of like in trash cans and they're occasionally popping up and like swinging a pool noodle or something at air because they can't see each other. And to the viewer, they're just alternating like weasels popping out of holes and swinging. Here's the one I like.

They take a full water bottle, maybe even a little larger, like a two liter Coke. And they swing it from the ceiling. And they're all there blindfolded, dodging it, basically. on like Jedi vibes and the thing just swings back and forth until someone gets conced nicely in the head and it's a blast they overreact it's a good time I like that the like the OG one of those that actually looked really dangerous and painful because it was was like on jackass two maybe it was even a jackass one where they had all the guys put on blindfolds and go into a room and like it looked like an overflow room in like a hotel and then they were they were all given

like full weight medicine balls and there was no goal to the game it was just throw them as hard as you can and then they had like a night vision camera showing all the action and guys were getting like pummeled by like imagine that you're blindfolded and you go to throw your medicine ball as hard as you can but then fucking Ryan Dunn at two inches in front of you just hits you in the head with it on act like a 12 pound medicine ball is no joke like an adult man swinging that at you Very funny. Jack guys just doing their final, their final movie. So they say. Good.

They are, I mean, those guys are like, this is Johnny Knoxville like, like 54. You can't pass the torch. They try to do that. For like the last couple jackasses, they've included these new people. And I never know who they are. Maybe they're into skating like these guys are. Maybe they're into BMX. Maybe they're just like streamers or friends or something.

never know who these people are. There's always a woman involved who just lets you down at every turn. Yeah. I never want to see that. I always want to see the OGs. I want to see the original guys. I want to see Preston. I want to see Stivo. I want to see Bam, if possible. And I, Johnny's always been my favorite. Johnny was the one where it's like, this guy's too cool for the rest of these losers. What's he even doing here? Doesn't he, didn't he just make a movie with The Rock? Why is he, why is he getting knocked unconscious by a Brahma bull somewhere in the middle of the money and the other people are just his staff.

Yeah. Kind of, yeah. I mean, he didn't let him down. He keeps making the movies like clearly Johnny's set. He's 55 now. Yeah. And I'm done with his routine. You said you don't want him to pass the torch. No one does it well. Well, then maybe someone can steal the torch by changing

the formula a little bit. Like a mix between what the fuck is their show called? You just told me. Jackass and impractable Jokers. I'd like to see a little more like unknowing civilian social pressure

mixed in there some more. When I think of it, I think of them like fucking throwing rat traps at each other's balls or something and it's too stupid for me. You haven't watched it all. So I like the pranks where they've been doing it for a while since maybe the second or third movie where Johnny

dresses as the old man and then they get a lady to dress as the old lady. They sort of embarrass themselves in public. There's a really good one. It might be from a movie that Johnny did that's sort of jackass adjacent. But he's, you know, outside the grocery store, they have those little, little horses you ride, get a quarter in, and it sort of moves back and forth. It's super lame ride, but to like a four-year-old.

It's cool. He gets on one of those that they've tampered with, of course. And there's a crowd of people around because they're shopping. And it launches him like a rocket ship through a plate glass window and into like the restaurant or the furniture store or whatever that it's parked out in front of. I mean, it's an explosion where he's launched dozens of feet and he's 70 or something. Like, like limping around or he's freaking out. Like, I liked all those.

Whenever they do the old man makeup and they're really good at it. Like, nobody in public is like, oh, that's just a guy in a suit. He looks like an old man. They kill it every time. That I really like. The old man one's good. And they do like. I'm sorry.

Did you guys like the impractical jokers? I forget where I feel. found it where there was link it. Someone liked a video where they wrestled a judo champion like a judo olympian. No. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, no. You're, it's his punishment. He has to like, I guess this judo woman champion was a big fan of the show and was like, you have to like come and be rude to me and pretend to be an ex and I'm going to throw you through like an hors d'oeuvres table. That was Kevin Harrison. Yeah. That was UFC fighter Kayla Harrison, who's the big yoked blonde chick. Oh, okay.

Yeah. She throws Mer at a, she's wearing like a wedding dress, not the bride's dress, but she's there at a wedding. The bride's made dress. And she like, judo throws him into like a big table of food or something like that. The way I saw it, I thought she wasn't in on it. She was in on it. The idea. The idea was that it was to appear to everyone there that she wasn't in on it.

Oh, I didn't see the best. It was like her and her husband, the groom that were in on it and nobody else. knew what was up. And so he just, you know, they're in Mer's ear and he's like, can I be done? And they're like, not yet, bud, go tell her that are pussy stinks or like whatever. And they get thrown into the coy pond or whatever. Yeah, all nonsense they were doing. Yeah, I like impractical jokers, but I've seen it all. I've seen all of the impractical jokers when, uh, when chis and I would go on vacation. That's how I first got

exposed to it. Chis and I'd be smoking weed on the couch and he'd season after season of that shit. Because there's like, I don't know how much of it is. There is. but there's a lot of episodes every season, and there's a dozen or 20 seasons or something like that. You, days of entertainment. I love that show. It's really good.

It is. They've had some incidents, and some of their pranks have been, like, really long, like, cons. Like, there was one where Thal, the fat guy, um, he had to, as a punishment,

maybe he had to climb, like, a big statue in New York City or something like that and, like, touched the top of it. And it was kind of precarcted. It was a little dangerous, but he did it or whatever. Well, then they send actors off camera, like a week later, to pretend like they're from like the New York antiquities and park service or something. And they're like, we understand that you did a stunt of some kind where you disgraced the statue of so-and-so.

And well, no, no, it's a little prank for our show. I quite, well, we're going to need you to come downtown. we're going to need to. And he's going to meetings over this, where they go through the whole meeting dry, and everybody's staring at him like he's a terrorist. And he's been going through these meetings for like weeks, trying to decide how they're going to find him or imprison him

or what they're going to do to him to make restitution. And then it's only after that is it finally revealed on camera that it's just a bit, just a bit. Even better. They had a bit where the jokers are the boss, and they have people coming to them trying, to get a job and then you make it silly. But you have to, I think, I think Murr had to flirt with the, the, the candidates.

And there's a beautiful black lady who comes in for the job. And Murr's flirting with her. She's hitting it back. She's like, she's like, he's like, oh, I'm Mur and, and your Kerr. Two peas in a pod. She's like, we could be. We are two peas in a pod. He's like, really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'd make a good couple. We sure would. Well, I'm, really. And he's just like flabbergast. She's beautiful. And at the end of it, he finds that now. That's, that's Sal's friend.

He's so let down. It's sad. Well, and also it's like, come on, you're interviewing her for a job. Like, even in the fantasy land, you're the one in charge of this. They scheduled a date. She's like, I'm going to the Philharmonica Orchestra. Me too. Or she's just like, I love the orchestra.

I would love to go to that. I can never get tickets. Well, you could go with me. Oh, when? What night? Say less. And you can see him get excited and be like, at the time he was, I'm sure.

I think they've all struggled. Yeah, now Murr and Joe, they laughed at different times. And you kind of need the whole like quartet there to make it work. It doesn't work without the whole gang. Well, Jim has been gone for years. Yeah. There has to be someone who could be good at it, though.

I didn't have five with three. Okay. Miss Joe, but like they do a fine job with three. And for a season or two, it was sort of COVID times. They would have guys fill in, like guest comedians would come in and do stuff. I didn't care for that a bit. But I do miss Joe, but I think they do fine without him. Mer's still there.

He just had that, like, Mer and Joe have had accusations against them for one thing or another. Mostly light stuff. But it's like sexual assault. stuff. Well, like pinching in the supermarket as part of a challenge. All right. Go over there and slap her ass whole hand. Camera stuff. All of us can attest that once you reach any level of fame, it's your obligation to be terrible to women, right? It was a top priority of mine. Just start mistreating all the women in my life, ASAP. Start clipping balloons onto their bras, trying to take them off. That was a good thing.

that's a good feel-good show. No one ever gets hurt other than those guys. I feel like if I was doing a show like that right now, I'd be targeting the reflecting pool. I feel like you get some real good bites there with some silliness. Like I'd be at the reflecting pool trying to like do, go right up at the edge of getting arrested. Because they have undercover cops at the reflecting pool

and soldiers who are arresting people for touching the water. like that guy in and then tattle on him that pool that would be funny to like just you know the thing you do by the pool where you like push him and save him a little bit like I almost went to federal penitentiary for that just like smash cut you accidentally fall into

you're both like sopping wet in a holding cell like it was supposed to be funny like I saw a guy I saw got dressed as a frog Like he had an enormous, like, mascot suit dressed as a frog. And he had a sign that said, like, let's go algae. Or go algae, go. And I'm just like, man, I get not like Trump. I get thinking Trump is bad.

I get protesting against Trump. You look like an imbecile. You look an imbecile. Go algae, go. You're on the algae side. It's fucking hilarious. He looked like a good part. To root for algae is clearly a joke and pretty fucking funny.

Like, I've been loving the reflect people. because Trump put his name personally all over this thing, right? He has this thing where he's uniquely qualified to solve these problems. No one on earth could redecorate Donald, you know, D.C. like Donald Trump could. And it's been such a colossal in public failure. And he's lying to try to make it look like, I've seen underground in TFA labs producing algae. You can buy that shit on Amazon. It's weird.

He's talking about a 300 old, first it was a 250 foot slight. in the ground that someone did with a knife. Mind you, not only is the reflection pool like surveilled constantly, it's live stream constantly. You can go look at a live stream to the reflection pool right now. This never happened. But then the cut switched to 300 feet. And then the cut switched to 350 feet.

And they're like, Trump, do you have any evidence of this 350 foot knife cut on the bottom of the pool? And he says, oh, we'll produce it at the appropriate time. dude it's just a lie no one cut the bottom like that and he's lying to save his skin because they didn't do a good job so the 43 people watch he's he's laughing like this is one of those things where the left doesn't get it like they're being led around by their tail on this one he he loves you complaining about his terrible pool he put in because the alternative is you talking about oh yeah he'll talk about he'll keep it going he'll stoke those fires until the presidency's over because he's

happy to talk about it. No, because he raped children, Woody. He stopped the only the children. Yeah, we lost the war in Iran, and he managed to bury this story about the way he raped women and children. But the reflecting pull still a bad look for him

because he sort of did this personal guarantee. He handpicked the contractor. He's known this guy for years, and he just gets caught and lie after lie, and then he makes up new lies. and I'm still baffled how no one is bothered by the way that he lies. I just don't care about the pool at all. It seems like the war being.

If they bulldozed it full of failure. If they filled it in, I'd be perfectly fine with that. Like, just fill it in. Who fucking cares. It's a popular opinion. No one wants to get rid of the reflecting pool. I think they have two options. They either go full blast and manage it like a swimming pool that's just not healthy for wildlife.

Or they go full blast and make it like a pond that literally has. You know, lily pads and shit like that. Then it won't reflect anything. Well, the first one will. But what you can't have is like this in between. Like you can't have a like wildlife safe pool that doesn't have algae.

What's the cleanest kind of shark? Now you've got a real thing to look at there. You could put a you could be tiger sharks in there. They can live for a very long time. It's not deep enough. How deep is it? Like three feet? It's a big project.

It's like three feet in the middle, if I recall, and like 18 inches near the edges. So it's kind of U-shaped in the middle. I'm not suggesting we actually put tiger sharks in there. I'm just saying. I think we could. Sounds like you are. What about a bull shark? They could survive anywhere.

They killed somebody in the Mississippi and Missouri at one point, according to some graph. Or something to some map where it's like shark attacks by state and it's like, what the fuck happened in Missouri? The Ozarks are all freshwater, right? they have to be it. It comes from the north, right? No, no, it was in the Mississippi. Tiger sharks can survive in fresh water for very long periods of time. Not days or weeks, but years or something like that. Tiger sharks are, and they also, I think they're the ones that attack people the most on purpose.

I think tiger sharks and bull sharks will eat bull sharks. Whereas white sharks, I don't think a white shark has ever eaten a whole person. It's just that they're exploratory bite before. they figure out you're not a seal or a sea lion kills you because they take a hunk out of your thigh or your femoral artery or whatever and you bleed out in the ocean. I remember when I was surfing, people would try to make me feel better and say that like, well, that shark is not that lethal. You'd lose a foot or something. I'm like, well, that's not okay. I don't want to lose a foot. I don't want to lose a toe. All these things are unacceptable to me.

Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't put tiger sharks in that pool. Some of these way up to like 2,000 pounds. Bull shark like two Bull shark 290 like 200 to 300 pounds the way they could maintain

the water quality for salt water fish in there they can't maintain water they can't keep it clear as it is you can fill it

full of catfish they would survive they always find out yeah yeah what eats what eats algae there are algae eaters

but I just think there's so much algae and it's such a perfect environment for them it would need to be stocked full of algae eaters and then

they would die because there's no oxygenation happening. Yeah, then you got a bunch of dead fish. Like I said on PKN, the whole problem is that the reason that Biden's estimate was like $100 million plus is because the core issue is the pipes underneath the pool. There's a whole drainage and filtration system underneath the pool that they're not running right now. Of course it's algae because they're not filtering it. They're not, those pipes are broken and cracked underground and they leave.

They said that's where the algae came from. They said it was. in those pipes. Yeah, well, I know they said that. But it would need sunlight, right? Or is it just like residual? I don't even know how that works. I think it's residual algae that had been filtered through the pipes and then it starts leaking

and then they turn the filtration system on and they clean everything out and they turn it back on and the algae gets shot out of the pipes back into there and it's seeded the whole thing again. And then they treat it with hydrogen peroxide, which kills the fucking ducks because the ducks are shitting in there and like exacerbating things. But again, the whole problem is swimming pools across the world have no issue with this because they filter them. If they would just filter this thing, it would be fine. But they can't.

So they slapped a coat of paint on it, literally, not even a good coat of paint, and then called it good for $14 million. And of course, instantly it goes back to green, just like any swimming pool would if you did the same. If you took an algae-filled swimming pool and your solution was not to turn the filter on, but to put a new liner in. and then you're like, oh, this should solve it. You know what would happen. It would be a well-lined algae-filled swimming pool the next day. Or poorly-lined one. A good move.

Or a poorly-lined one. If I were in charge, I would have painted the bottom algae green. Now, who's the wiser? Now it's reflecting. And it's like, that's what it's supposed to look like, retard. How do you not get it? I think I'd go full wildlife. I know it's not a reflecting pool anymore.

And probably people, some people, wouldn't like it. Would it be dope in other ways to see like the lily pads and the ducks? There should be those machines you put a quarter in and get the duck feed and fish from all on the side of it. They should put like fish or something that are native to the region and turn it into a bit of a geological like attraction. Like oh, this is the the marshland. Who's he what? It lives here. Let me tell you a quick story. The New Jersey Aquarium came out. It was in Camden and it was this idea to like it. Camden is a terrible, terrible city in New Jersey. Jersey and they put a lot of investment in this aquarium to like, you know, have a little bright,

shining light of it and hopefully, you know, start a turnaround. All the fish at the New Jersey aquarium were native to the area. It was the worst aquarium I had ever seen. All the fish were brown. Some of them were gray. All of them were unattractive. You'd walk around as a guy that fucking loves fish more than anyone you know, maybe fish. I'm like, this is.

terrible. Why am I looking at this fish? This isn't a decorative or interesting fish. This is just an, there's like flounder. Do you know what a flounder looks like? It lays on the bottom in the sand. You can barely see it and has one eye that faces up or two eyes or something. Like it's, it's awful, awful ugly fish and it was terrible.

And they had to rebrand it. They're like New Jersey Aquarium now with colorful fish and rainbow colored posters and banners. It's like when you go to a really big pot. Maybe I'm in the minority on this. I just don't care. And if they bulldozed it full of dirt, I would be happy.

Maybe not happy, but is that real? That's a flounder. That looks like the fish from the Simpsons that lives in the toxic waste. Well, it lays flat on the bottom, so it's evolved like that. I understand that, but it's like I'm expecting a third eye to be on the other side of the space. That's what the New Jersey Aquarium has now. Oh, look at that guy. I don't know what that's supposed to be.

That's Flander. That's Flander. Little Mermaid. Oh. Your favorite. The Disney film. That was pretty creative, that interpretation of a flounder for flounder. Because those are terrible.

It's like the boring aquarium reminded me of when you go to a giant bass pro and you're like, whoa, they've got an aquarium here. And you look at it for two seconds. And it's like, oh, these are the bad fish. Like, who gives a like a bunch of bass? Neat disagree. like these are everywhere. I think it's cool. I always like like I've seen those

clips on TikTok of the Brits coming over and being amazed by everything American and the one guy's in Bass Pro Shop. He's like, this is my favorite store ever now. He's like looking at the fish and like looking at the turkey calls and stuff. It's, I always liked it.

I remember that guy that jumped in? Yeah. Yeah. That guy's a hero. The Bass Aquarium is cool because it's in you know, the pro shop. But it can.

compete with like an aquarium's reef exhibit. Of course not. Atlanta aquarium of course has like the freshwater like swampy place where you do have those boring fish. You go down the hallway and I love the Atlanta aquarium. It's got a little bit of

everything. I think they've got crocodiles now. I know they've got the dolphin thing where you can go swim with the dolphins and everything. The whale sharks and the aquarium is so nice. The Atlanta aquarium has a reef exhibit and there's this one, I think it's a Vlamingy tang or something, but it's like an 18 inch two foot really colorful fish.

And I swear this is true. That fish like me more than everyone else there. He kept coming back. I'm watching him. He's watching me. We're bonding. Me and that Vlamingy tang, we're tight. I bet he does that with everyone.

I heard he was a bit of a slut. He's a bit of a socialite. Aquariums are cool. We don't have a good one here. We have a great zoo, but the aquarium, leaves a lot to be desired. I'll go to the zoo. The zoo is animal jail.

It's depressing as fuck. Only for the smart animals. No, for all of them. They shouldn't have a polar bear at the St. Louis Zoo. That thing is hot. It's happier. What animals are happier? Yeah.

Reptiles, for sure. The prey animals. Reptiles are twos for sure. Not the prey animals. They want to be out there fighting and fucking and chasing things down. You're thinking of predators. Yeah. Oh, you're right.

You're right. And constant feet. Like, they're living the dream. Yeah. No danger. Yeah. If I'm like a caribou or something with a big zoo exhibit, like this is the best life I could possibly have. Yeah.

I don't know. You don't even have to stretch anymore. All your food's nice and handy near the ground. I see them bring ice to the polar bears and they just instantly roll around in it. And like, this is what my life should be all the time. It's sad. Yeah. What do you think the largest distance, uh, polar bears?

Bears ever swam is. I don't know, but I was about to say polar bears don't get ice in nature, and I'm glad I held that in. That's for the fourth hour. That'd be pretty dumb. I hate the ice. Atlanta polar bears don't get ice in nature. That might be true. Yeah, they bring that big block out, and you're right, that is what they do. And the one we have here, half the time, he's like in a cool room in the back, not even out

for exhibit because it's too hot and muggy here. And when he is out, it's like at least give it like a like a buzz cut, you know, like don't like don't leave it long and shaggy and natural because that's got to be hellish. It's a double-coated animal. You can't shave that. You can shave a little bit. It doesn't grow back right. You couldn't shave it.

It doesn't grow back right. It must. You made that. Uh-uh. Yeah. No, it's, I know it's true for dogs. It's like like dogs that have double cuts. Your dog doesn't have a double coat.

That's true. I didn't wait for that part. Yeah. What if these dogs have double coats? Like a husky... Pomeranians do. But lots of them do. Like I know because of Pomeranian. I don't know the list of dogs that have double coats.

But I know you are not supposed to shave them because sometimes they don't grow back right. They develop skin issues and they can't regulate their body heat anymore because they're supposed to have this like super thermal layer, like attached to their skin. Okay. Well, then it does... They don't buzz cut it.

it, give it a trim, an appropriate trim. Set it fucking free. Take it to the fucking North Pole and let it go. I don't know why we're holding them hostage like no one's ever, like everybody knows what a pole your plan and just let it go. I'm sitting

money over here. I just be killed on the highway. Yeah. Let it go north. Ruin someone suburban. Yeah. I always hear them saying that when the fur coat would grow back just fine,

but that it'd be very dangerous. It needs it as a UV barrier. It's a critical part of their insulation. It's not really accounting for the fact that it lives in Atlanta in this thing. But yeah. Yeah, it'd be no good. Yeah, the vast majority of animals in the zoo are fine. Like, birds don't know, like, as long as they can get a little bit of up,

like, they're okay. The animal that can fly freely, free as a bird, as it were, And now he's locked in a cage the size of a Winnebago. Well, I'm not using colloquialisms as. I don't like it. I think zoos are animal prisons. There's no, like people. You say that isn't if we don't know.

That's the, if it wasn't an animal prison, no one would go. It would be mayhem. It'd be bananas. It was an animal prison. Like, they want to leave. Like, they don't want to be there. They're sad. Like, like, they've got to hate it there.

They've got to, like, remember a time when they were free or something. Remember when. You see those pictures every now and then. They used to have like black kids in zoos. You ever see that? They just have a, they just have a, they just cat for an African child. Yeah. You know this?

I used to put black children in the zoo. Like freak show type of zoos. No. And like just, well, I mean, sort of, but no, no, no, a regular zoo. Like you'd go past the polar bears, make a left at the Grizzlies, go way past the gazelles, and there's some black children in a cage.

Like, that's how zoos used to be. Were they working there? Like, did they take shifts? Or were they 24 hours in prisons? Africa who had been brought back to the new world and were being exhibited as animal men. Yeah, just like they had like a little placard that was like the rhino can eat up to 70 pounds of dry grass a day. It'd be like the pygmy grows to an adult height of 4 foot 11. And it's just a guy in there that got kidnapped.

It's just a guy in there. Yeah. I'm sure Zach can find photos. Of black kids in zoos. Zach says, I can't show these. Yeah, well, then don't show them. I trust your judgment. It's baffling me in the first one that there are two black people

looking at the black children. Like, look at them. We got to get out of here. See an empty exhibit over there. And that guy with the fucking Pith helmet is looking at me funny. I think we'll feel the same way about, you know, the fucking poor-ass polar bears in a hundred years as we do about seeing these poor black kids in a goddamn pool for these Brits to look at. I am confused by the two black people like at the exhibit. Like maybe that's a, maybe that was a rival tribe.

They're gloating. We have as many as you want. You say the word. They're dressed in like African clothes. Is that hat called a fez? A fez is the thing that the little monkey in Aladdin wears and that the Shriners wear. It's like that little cap that has the same shape, but a different, it's not like a red cat. It's like, I don't know.

Is that what it's called? I just made that up, but maybe. I mean, there's a non-zero chance. Things are they made up word. I have a black one of the name in hats. Coofee's on the top of my list. Everybody's looking so spiffy in those hats. Everybody's got a hat on.

It's a good look. Holy shit. It is a Cofy. I googled it. That's a Coofy. Nice. I don't think you made it up. I don't think you landed on that by accident. I did you do. No, this looks. I just Googled it. It looks like Coofy is the, like almost like the beanie cap that a lot of Muslims were. Oh, that's a little link. Like a little wikibia here. He's link. The top one looks similar to the hat, but the bottom one doesn't.

Oh, then. A difference in styles. Well, this one's like a, this one's got. like Carhart on the side. That's not real. That's not. Every car heart started making coofies. It ain't been the same in this country. Coofy work hat. It would be a terrible work hat. Wouldn't be useful.

Back to my polar bear question. What's the longest distance you think of polar bear has ever swam? Oh, okay. I'm going to guess it's... He swam it? He swam it, nonstop. Well, when I say nonstop, I mean, he didn't take. like a break and get off on land somewhere. It's like island hopping. I'm not done about that. I feel like it's going to be a wild answer,

like 150 miles, but that's too crazy. Like, even if he's in a heavy current or something too much. So I'm going to cut that by an order of magnitude, 15 miles. 600 miles. Taylor went over.

What he went under? 450 miles. They had it radio. tagged so they know for sure. It would swim, it would lay on its back, take a little nap, and then swim some more, 450 miles. How did it know it was eight along the way? Yeah. They're bears, you know, getting fat as hell and then just like conserving for a while. Because they fish, bears fish. Not polar bears, though. They eat, they, they, they, the seals and stuff. Yeah. Really? Polar bears don't fish? No, there's no fish to get. I mean,

there's fish in the Arctic. They live on the ocean. Yeah, but there's no way to get them out of there. They're down in there. And they eat sea lions. Seals. Do you see lions and seals both live up north? I don't know. Those are the splits.

I know sea lions are the ones with the ugly eyes. Like they have those like bulbous eyes on the side. And then seals are the ones that look like friendly dogs. Yeah, like fur seals. I know they eat those. I see them like pop up out of their little holes in the ice. They got these nostrils on the front of their face. and they sort of like pop their head up and look around and see if everything's okay.

It's real cute. I don't think there is reliably friendly as they look like they are. I don't think so. You think they're dogs of the ocean, but they're actually wild animals. Yeah, there is a document case of a seline killing a person. It grabbed that lady and took her down like 100 meters. I saw an AI video of like depicting that and so many people online being like, Grock, is this true?

And it's like the story included that she was a long. at the time. Like, who do you think's filming who would have been filming this little endeavor? But yeah, that would be a terrifying death. Which AI program do you guys like the most? I tell you're a gront guy, right? I just, I don't use AI very much. Like, on PKK, when I, like,

was fucking with it and was like, there's a bear in my living room. Help, I'm in trouble. What do I do? It's like, don't corner it. I've cornered it. What next? Like, that was the first time I've used AI in probably two months. just don't use it very much. The only time I'll use it is if I can't find a good result on Google, I'll just search the exact same thing in Grok and then scroll to the bottom and it aggregates all the non-advertising links that it pulled from and then you can just click through that.

I use it almost every day. It's almost always for cooking. Little simple questions about like the meal I'm making. Like if I'm making like a beef stew that has mushrooms in it, it's like, hey, when do I cook the mushrooms? Because shouldn't I saute them first? so I get all the moisture out. And they're like, yes, that's exactly what you want to do.

Okay, well, do I put the beef in first and then saute the mushrooms in the beef, like, grease or whatever? And going through those steps. Good call, Kyle. Yeah, exactly. I feel like you're just getting confirmed, which is what it does. I use the need, though. I needed to tell me so I don't have, like, chewy mushrooms in my soup or whatever. Yeah.

I use, I've actually gone to Gemini being my favorite. I saw that it like won the AI reliability testing at the moment I looked it up. They changed places a lot. So it made me try it. And I liked it. I used chat GPT a lot too. Gemini is a little better with like sex stuff. You asked chat GPT almost like medical sex questions.

And it gives you this big answer, then instantly erases it and says it's redacted. I'm like, ah, fuck. Yeah. It doesn't want to talk about sex stuff. Chat GPT. It's like, will it make, like, inappropriate images, not necessarily porn, but just like, I've had chat TPT make some awful things for me before.

I don't even know how to make it make pictures. And when I ask it to, a lot of times it just gets in a, like, it's been months since I've tried, but like it just got into a cycle that never created the picture. Chattee is great for pictures. I'll just instantly, draw me a picture. No, I did. I was paying the like $20 a month, but I didn't, I don't notice any difference now that I've stopped paying for it.

I'm sure there is. Maybe it's slower. Maybe I don't have as many. Maybe there's a limited amount of questions I can ask or something, but I've never reached that limit because like I said, I'm usually two or three questions and I'm done. I still run into the problem where when I'm a subject matter expert, it's terrible. So I ask it a lot of science questions, which I think it's particularly good with because that's relatively stable as opposed to news or video games or something where it's also new.

but I'm scientifically illiterate enough not to know if it's explanation of gravity is close but wrong or something like that. You're not going to get an explanation of gravity anyway. I don't think our scientists fully understand that. They don't. They don't. No.

Hmm. I've listened to enough interviews with Michiokaku, especially when he used to be on the Opin Anthony show. And he's like a theoretical physicist. And they would ask him like straightforward. things and he'd be like ah the universe it is a mystery and it's like can you answer Jimmy after he would leave and be like can you answer one

fucking thing about the universe just one without saying that it's a wonderful universal you know just one bit of like hard evidence that's what they do theoretical physicists right they're just out there just winging it what if this what if that

I know I don't know they're trying to make their math match their observations and there's a couple of different ways of measuring things. They don't add up is the problem. So they don't. When things go to the quantum level, all of a sudden, Newtonian physics don't work at all,

and the math doesn't math. And so there's... What did I say? No, you said Newtonian physics doesn't work, and then they have a whole new type of physics for the little stuff. When you get to the quantum level, like the Newtonian physics don't work at the scale of an atom, it doesn't add up.

And then just trying to figure out what an electron is, how big it is and like how many there are is a whole quandary like like very basic questions they're like well we think this but we are divided and there's there's like multiple schools of thought for almost the most basic things when it comes to quantum physics there's one guy who thinks there's only one electron at all i did i did a whole test on the universe shells that's one electron not even one per atom, just one period? Just one. And it is in all periods of time

and it is in all atoms simultaneously and it doesn't materialize until it's measured. I know that electrons are best visualized as a cloud, you know, where the you don't know where it is at any

point. It's a probability cloud when you're trying to figure out where an electron is. It's not a place. I visualize it. What was it? Balant bonds, where you have the different number of electrons in the rings. You can tell which atoms. With a core in the middle and everything's rotating. All it's supposed to be a cloud of some sort.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. That is absolutely true. It definitely is a probability cloud that the electron quasi-exists in. And it's only in any place once measured. Yeah, quantum physics is a head fuck. And when you hear them talk about it a lot. And they're not even talking about simulation theory. You're like, this sounds like a video game.

It sounds like how you code a video game, how you don't need to waste processing speed on something that the player can't see. There's no reason to, like, form that thing down the hallway to the left until we get down the hallway. So only when you get down the hallway and measure something does it actually pop into actual reality. It's one of the reasons that I think the simulation theory just sounds right, little things like that. imagine how easy those valent shell tests would have been if you agreed with john archibald wheeler like you know when you had to put the electrons in the shells and everything in chemistry and then it would be or in uh yeah and then you'd have to like for him you would just put like one one at the top of the page

and be like it could be anywhere at any time yeah this guy's wrong dude it seems like it seems like nobody nobody likes yeah nobody cosigns these there's only one electron thing but it is is a probability cloud you know it's it's you you never know what electron is one isn't enough i'm going to coin the 28 electron universe total yeah yeah total that's enough they can bounce around yeah that's that's silly you like he was just sitting around one day and he's like this is going to blow people's mind does it make sense john not even a little at the beginning like but we're going to roll with it, see if people can disprove it. I saw Elon talking about going to Mars again yesterday.

I really hope they do it. I would love to see them do it, but I just don't believe. I don't believe word he says. Don't believe word he says. He was actually doing it in an effort to promote Starlink. He was explaining that Starlink is going to fund the mission to Mars, but it's like when, dude? When do we start?

When step one happened? When step one happened? It just doesn't seem like it's a lot. ever going to happen. SpaceX is getting beat up a little bit. Musk is no longer a trillionaire. It's hard. If you don't like Elon Musk very much,

because I like him because he lies, then it's hard to like celebrate him only being worth like $990 billion. Like, we got him. Not even a trillionaire. What a loser. The people who root against that guy have way too much fucking time on their hands and their priorities are so out of whack. Like your local politician is defrauding you way more than that trillionaire who seems to actually have some good things he wants to do for humanity along with just being a weird greedy guy.

He also seems like he has benevolent intentions for humanity. Like Starlink is definitely a one. Bringing electricity to every corner of the globe at the touch of a button. It's internet. It's not electricity. I'm sorry. Not electricity. Your internet is incredible.

It is incredible. It's super cool. wireless Tesla electricity being being down from space and you can just tap into that anywhere. Starlink is one of the neat things he did. Heck, I even think PayPal was kind of cool. The fees on it are outrageous

at this point. But yeah, they just kept raising the fees until they got profitable, but it's so convenient and it was a great service. Oh, and then Tesla itself, the cars, like pretty dope. Just filled with lies. And the lies, like, I feel

like the people that like Elon Musk are fucking cucks on their knees with their tongue out asking for more lies. Stop it. Stop letting this man lie to you. He sold full self-driving for $10,000 13 years ago and he still hasn't delivered it. These cars are off the road at this point. It was just a bucket of lies. He's telling you, oh, buy our cars now because there's going to be fucking robotaxies on this. Do you remember Boogie was going to buy a Tesla buying that robotaxy bullshit that it would make him money while he was doing something else. Yeah. This is the guy selling.

If it was any other car company, he'd be roasted to the end of the earth. But somehow with Musk, we just accept that like it's okay to be lied to by this guy. Get off your knees. Put your tongue back in your mouth and start having some dignity. When someone lies to you like that, call him out of someone you don't like anymore. Yeah, his projections are always Barnum and Bailey projections. just really pulled out of thin air type shit that never comes to fruition. He's always way over shooting or undershooting.

Yeah. I felt like a fucking retard getting into a Uber the other day because I haven't like driven in Tesla's very much. And I'm like, oh, how do I work the handle? You got to push on this side and then it pops out. And it's like, all right, make an ass of me. Fool me once. I won't do that again. Was it cool?

Yeah. It was pretty neat. Yeah, it was just, I mean, some guy driving it, it's a little weird how quiet it is. Like, there's no. But also, they must do a pretty good job of, or at least this model, of getting rid of the highway noise. Because that was my thought before I had driven in one more than a couple times. This is the first time I think I've been in an Uber and one. Because I've been in Uber and one before, but never on like a real highway stretch.

I would make a lot of noise. Not a lot of highway noise, which would have been my thought of like this thing is going to, without the engine ambient noise to like rumble a bit. You're just hearing wind and nonsense on the road. But it's a pretty nice car. Yeah, the SpaceX shit, he needs to accelerate it, get us to Mars faster. It's going too slow. I like that he brought a lot of free speech back to Twitter. That's the best thing he's ever done.

I wish he'd buy Reddit. I wish he'd buy Reddit and sort out all the weird, like, all those weird mods and admins where you've got like 15 guys running 75% of the subredits or something like that. There's definitely some sort of weird. Well, it used to be 15 guys and one girl, Gleine Maxwell. Yeah, like stuff like that is, is a bad look.

I wish you'd buy Reddit. I bet it'd be cheap. Every so often, like when a... Comparatively to, you know, Twitter or something as well. Because Reddit would be cheaper because Reddit users are the least valuable, like, consumer base. And so, like, a Facebook user. super valuable.

It can be very expensive to advertise on Facebook because there's so much specificity to it. You know, Instagram, less so, Twitter, less so than that. Unless it's changed in the last few years, last time I checked, Reddit's at the bottom because it's just the least likely to convert. And also the platform itself doesn't lend itself to effective advertising because you just scroll right past it. Do you buy stuff on Reddit? Yeah, I'm struggling to think of the exact examples, but I'll occasionally click the link

and get the thing. It'll be like... The underwear where you can tuck your penis and look like a girl. Those jazz panties do get advertised to me for sure. That's like in the middle of like

you're scrolling through like NCAA football. Yeah. Genuinely. Like it's terribly targeted. I know you've got the same ads. I choose not to incriminate myself. You've also got the cock-tucking panty ads.

We both have. Would you like your dick and balls? I didn't know people were getting it. Would you like your dick and balls to be even more uncomfortable in the summer? Try that. Well, it's for trans people. It's for trans people who are trying to like tuck all the way in there. There's like this and the inside of the panty there's like a rubberized like material so that you're, once you're tucked, your dick stays there because there's a little bit of friction. It doesn't just pop back out. It's a man cany with like a grip on the inside like Kyle said.

They do a whole thing where they like push their balls up into. their body and like there's like a there's like an origami technique for your cock and balls to like fold them all the way in. Wow. I think I did that when I was a little kid. I can't be good for your balls. They're supposed to be

out and about. You know, there's a reason they're hanging. Like fertility is at the top of their list of priorities. They're like HRT. I can't be the only reason. What if it gives you ball cancer or something? I mean that's one of the things I don't like

I don't want to get my little Pomeranian fixed I want to stud him out eventually and make some little Murphys and my girlfriend's like we have got to get him fixed he's humping everything I'm like he doesn't even finish all right he's just for show you know there's no red rocket or anything going on he's just miming fucking things and and she's like well it's

it's a cancer risk risk for them to have testicles and I'm like yeah but it's not like testicles cause brain cancer testicles get testicle cancer so of course removing the testicles eliminates the risk of testicle cancer. Get out of here. That's bullshit. Hold on.

I have an idea for curing brain cancer. It just came to me. Exactly. I'm not telling anyone. Poor little guy. Keep his little balls. Yeah. Our dogs are going to need to get fixed soon.

I think we're going to do the girl first. We would have done the boy first because he's shown literally cumulative in his life like six seconds of aggression, but it's scary. He's a big dog. And, you know, when he barks at his sister, we're like, that kind of behavior gets your nuts removed, bro. But Toby's really good about aggression.

He needs his balls to recover from the surgery on his shoulder. So we'll probably do her first so that he can be intact. Yeah. Yeah. Toby has occasionally shown aggression, like, but if you throw food on the floor and they're all like going for it, there's no

problem. 99.9% of the time, but my girlfriend made like chocolate covered strawberries the other day and she's like cutting the backs off the strawberries that she's not going to eat and giving them to the dogs and Toby like got the other big dog a little bit like didn't hurt her anything but she's like wet from him biting and he's wet from her biting like they went like three quarters speed and that was a little scary. I like scrab Toby and pick him way up in the air and like spin away with him. Knock like three plates and a glass off the counter and shatter him on the floor. Everybody's running around in broken glass.

It's a whole fucking debacle. My dogs are annoying as shit. I love him to death. I love him to death, but this morning at 4 a.m. I let them out to go piss. Murphy, the little Pomeranian, he goes down into what I call the fern gully.

And the back end of my yard, it's like really overgrown, and it's like cudzu and they like to go in there and like sniff around. The Pomeranian goes in there and sits down at four in the morning and won't come out. You can't go in there. Like you've genuinely.

like you'll fall and hurt yourself if you try to go into this thick area. He didn't come out for an hour and 20 minutes. He came out at 5.20 a.m., happy as a lark. Just came in, like smiling and been panting. Like, I had the best time I'm ever in the boom, Gary. A cocksucker. I'm afraid a possum or something's going to whoop his ass. Like, he's too little to defend himself out there.

So I have to leave the big dogs with him to defend him in case he picks a fight with something. Does he ever come out covered in ticks? no never they're all like take a pill that fixes all that my dog they go outside for extended periods all the time they're great danes and we have a big yard so it's like yeah let them roam i don't care i they're fine we have an electric fence so they don't go anywhere and they gallop around do their thing come back exhausted sweating well they don't sweat but they pant might or mean to the neighbors so i can't leave them out there all day they don't like go crazy. He like grabs the chain link fence with his mouth. And he's like, ha, ha, ha, like pulling it. He's trying to

pull the chain link fence off the pole so he can go kill the neighbor lady. Who is just a sweet little lady who's just like, oh, hello there. Is he to pull the mix? And I'm like, please don't come any closer. You think you'd hurt her? I don't know. He's acting like he's one of

killer. He acts like he wants to kill her. And their little, little fucking dog. This is the Pomeranians? No, this is the doodle who's like 80 pounds or whatever. Oh, okay. Are they ever around people that aren't you and your girlfriend? Occasionally, and they're like, you know, fine with it. At first they're a little freaked out.

They're like, it's room in the house. But then you're like, this is our friend. These people are cool. And they mellow out and like lay in your lap and like want loving. But if they see you across the fence. Everyone is cool. Like the Amazon guy comes. I opened the door.

And at first, you know, they're a little taken back because they're almost horse size. But then they lay on their backs and beg for tummy rubs and stuff and everyone likes my dogs. They're super sweet. Well, it's a notoriously overall mellow breed, right? Yeah, yeah, they're known for being kind of lazy and stage five players. They sleep the most of any breed. Do they? That sounds right.

I think it's 15 to 16 hours a day. I love that. I love that. They're occasionally super athletic. Like, it's there, but they mostly just do nothing. 15 to 16 hours a day. Yeah. What are they supposed to do?

Like dogs have like dogs are often bred for a particular task, whether it's like livestock guardian or working dog that protects people, police dogs. I know the Roman Legion bred the Rottweiler as a camp dog to guard the camps from infiltration. What is the Great Dane supposed to be doing? I'm asking. A such a different demanding purpose for hunting wild boar. Okay. I don't know.

They think they hunt deer apparently. If there's a deer in our yard, they make it their license mission to get them out. They're just start galloping after everything. You ever consider deer hunting? Does that appeal to you even a little? I did. I even got a hunting license at one point, but I never went deer hunting. It's boring.

You know, it's 90% boredom and 10% thrilling, you know, there he is, there he is, make sure that you do this right. How long does it take to get the deer back to the car, the dead deer? It depends where you parked. Well, that's the part I'm least excited about. Like a deer that's dead, possibly has a bunch of ticks and fleas on it, and I have to drag that thing to the back of my truck. Not a big deal. it's really not like like i've drugged them miles before like i've um and then i've also been able to drive like a truck right up to them and just throw it in the bed of the truck they're not

that big down here like in the southeast i don't know what to call their weight but it's it's like big dog size sometimes like like they're not and the way they're they're so smooth like their fur obviously goes from front to back you know the way it lays when you drag it by the neck it's kind of like frictionless as long as there's little grass. And if you drag easily. If you clean the guts out first, like their guts way more than you think. And so. Yeah.

I don't do that. But, but like, or I never did that. But still, like, I wouldn't throw one on my back because of the ticks and stuff. But we would usually throw a strap around its neck or its antlers and then just turn around and start walking and do just a dead drag, drag it out. Really not a big deal. Everybody's talking about how bad tics are this year. I would be so livid if I got that horrible deathly.

No, the meat disease. You can't eat red meat or 40s the name of it. Alpha-gal syndrome. Is it spelled alpha-gal like two words? It's alpha-dash-gal, I believe. Okay. You get alpha-gal syndrome. You can't.

It sounds like a woman that could beat up the other ones. It does. It does. Yeah. That would be a good. And now increasingly spooky like women's UFC nickname, like the alpha gal. Yeah. Yeah, some kid died of it in the U.S. He like, because I guess the reaction, it's not like people with peanuts, I guess. Because I remember we carpooled once with this, I was in grade school.

And it was this kid's mom and then me and some other, I don't even remember the other kid. But she was always like, Andrew is deathly allergic to peanut butter. You can't have peanut butter in the car. And I was like at one point, like deep in the ear, I wasn't thinking about it. And I like opened to Reese's like some leftover, you know, Halloween candy and like started eating it in the back. And she had like the mom had a nose like a fucking pound, a truffle pig. And she was like, is that peanut? Is that peanut butter?

Get rid of it. Get rid of it. And I'm like, oh, wow. You want me to roll that on the window? That would spread the particles. That would spread the particles about. But now the kid was fucking fine. But this,

the guy who died of it, he was like some teenager. And I guess he ate a burger or a steak or something. And then he had went into like anaphylactic shock like hours and hours later. And no one knew it was going on. And he died. Pretty fucked up. Like a kid?

I think he was like a teenager. So like 16 years old. That's weak blood. Have you seen the, I saw the most... He was infected with the disease. Yeah, he was infected with the horrible disease. He figured it out.

You don't always know you have it until you're... It's clear once you go into anaphylactic shock. Like your throat swells up. Your head swells up. You get all red and puffy. You can't talk or breathe. He didn't know he had alpha gal syndrome is what he was saying. He didn't know he had that.

And I think it was like in the middle of the night. I'd have to look up the story to remember. And then like he was. just dead. I saw like the most dystopian, like, TED talk kind of thing with like these two scientists that were talking about Alpha-gal. And it was like these, the two most ghoulish people on it, it wouldn't get through Hollywood because they'd be like, no one's this evil. And they were like, like cheerfully like chatting and just as if they were talking about like their most recent trip to the beach. Like, well, I think it's morally correct to release as many of these into, uh,

the populace is possible to save the world. And if, you know, there will be people, unfortunately, who are hit with it and it becomes a serious thing. But at this point, you know, the world's going to end in 2020. I'm sorry, what year? 2030. And so we really have to get, you know, let's just do it. And they're like, that's true.

You know, it's really the, it's really. What was the argument of question? That by exposing everyone to alpha gal, you would somehow. By increasing the amount of people who couldn't eat red meat that they would save the world from cow farts. Oh my God, that is ghoulish. Dispical, and they were like they were framing it like smiling, this skinny little piece of shit like,

you know, it was like under his name, it was like bioethicist and it's like under the jail. Like just you give a talk like that? No, you can't be trusted. You can't go back to the lab, sir. We don't know what you're up to in there. Actually, we do know what you're up to. That's the problem.

How about a super flu to thin the Asians out? Like, that's what we really need. A super flu. Yeah. To thin the Asians out. Yeah. Well, these people, they really seem to be Western-focused in their desire for demise. But why the Asians?

Too many. Yeah. India just keeps on growing and growing. No, their population growth dropped. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I don't think they're making a replacement rate anymore. I read a whole thing about their population growth dropping. China has an issue like that, too.

like their population's aging and they're not like it's all shifting towards the aged part of their Japan and Korea I think of the worst Mm-hmm Everywhere Or everywhere except Africa I think

Yeah Having an aging population They power through AIDS over there It's incredible Power through AIDS Yeah you think the AIDS would be Thinner them out Well they get a lot of

They get a lot of support too And so the Any more We cut that off no I think they still get a lot I well not from us I know Trump cut off I saw an argument the other day

it was like because of Elon Musk more than a quarter million Africans have died in the past year alone I was like is that all gotta go to gotta feed the Americans

give that money to us get us all get us all happy yeah get us all reflecting pools let's start a war put the money there But it should be one that no one likes.

I like the way you're thinking. And is at the behest of a foreign nation. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Be let around like a dog on a leash. And let's lose it. And let's spend a tremendous amount and then have nothing meaningful change. And then... Is there a way we could be on the hook for $300 billion?

That'd be great. Hang on, Michael Bay's making a movie, though. I think it's Michael Bay. He's making the movie about the pilot who was shot down and the rescue mission. I watched a video about that rescue mission. It's movie worthy. A Transformers guy? You know, action movie guy.

He's done all sorts stuff. That's all I known from. Yeah. Michael Bay is known for big bombastic films with lots of explosions. I think he's the one making it. But the story of how that pilot was shot down and subsequently rescued is movie worthy. First of all, that's the same pilot who was shot down the week before by friendly fire in Kuwait or whatever. The same guy then gets shot down a week later in a different plane.

behind enemy lines. And the enemy is closing in on him from every direction. He's climbed to the top of a mountain peak to use his super secret signaling method. They claim they use some sort of heartbeat sensing magic ray to find him. Who knows if that's true or propaganda. And then there's a full-on battle. They land multiple aircraft at a makeshift runway nearby. Several of them go like won't works.

They have to blow them up. We have to send in helicopters with machine guns to fight off like tons of Iranians and like armored trucks and with anti-aircraft capabilities. The way it got shot down, according to the pilot, it was a drone formation shaped like a jellyfish working in symphony together, creating an area, creating an airborne minefield that closed in on him and blew him out of the air. He got shot down twice in like seven days? Yeah, roughly. We need soldiers with better luck. It's cool that we saved him, but this is such a fucking L. Like, the fact that they shot the thing down with cheap drones,

and then we probably spent as much as the plane to rescue the guy. Like, it is more. More, because we lost, like, big planes, like getting, like, we had to blow up our own big planes because one of them wouldn't start. The way America conducts war will be why America loses. We're just all in on this super expensive get fucked stuff. already invested. So like, I hope in the future that we maintain these, you know, sixth and seventh gen stealth fighter capabilities and all, all the strato fortresses and strato

tankers that allow us to do this across the world business. But we definitely do need to invest in drone and anti-dron swarm technologies. Like, that stuff the Ukraine is doing, like, they're, according to our defense department, our war department, the balance is shifted in Ukraine again. And the Ukrainians are on the winning. side of things. They're taking more ground and doing more damage than the Russians are. And like, I don't know if you saw the footage from Moscow this week. Like, not small fires. Like, the skyline looked like the Iranian skyline during the peak of the war, with huge oil fires and structural fires going on in like multiple districts across a

miles between each other. Giant plumes of black smoke. They're targeting a lot of the oil One where the lid blew off. You saw that for sure. That was. Dude, I don't know how big that lid was. Was it 300 feet across? I wouldn't think it was that, but maybe it looked like video of the lid blowing off that Russian refinery, storage unit, something like that.

The Kapitnia oil refinery, 15 kilometers from the Kremlin. Pretty close. They're rationing gasoline, and I've seen fist fights happening at the gas pumps in Russia. you know, like people. It looks like the, I obviously didn't live through it, maybe Woody did, but in the 70s when we had the gas shortage or whatever,

and people were lined up around blocks and nobody could get it because of the oil cartels, OPEC or whatever. Wow. Taylor has footage of just the smoke on the skyline. It's not the specific one I was looking for. Oh, I just searched real quick. This is good,

but there's one that shows the lid blowing off and it's a particularly impressive explosion. Yeah, I remember. I remember, I was a little kid, of course, I wasn't driving or anything, but I remember my father wanting to fill his gas tank. And the guy's like, sorry, you know, it's an even number day for your license plate. And he's like, man, it's sitting here below E. And he has like my mom and the two kids in the car. And the guy's like, I, all right.

And he let us fill up on a day that odd numbers were not allowed to fill up. It was a real shortage. Yeah, show that sucks. That's the one. So it's a friendly fire missile that causes this explosion. It's an anti-air missile that was meant for one of their long-range drones. And it goes wonky. There it goes. Oh, look at it. Oh, it's so symmetrical.

Oh, I love it. It's 300 feet? I do now. It's so big. Maybe 300, maybe 150, maybe 200. It looks huge. It's a possible to tell. Yeah. If only we knew how tall that striped chimney was, we can get.

Yeah. But we don't know how far behind the chimney that the thing is. You know, we've got to do some trigonometry. Pretty cool. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, Ukraine's winning. And it makes me look back to, as soon as the Trump administration came in, here we go again, they're all like, I think Ukraine should surrender. I'm just for peace and it's inevitable that they can't possibly compete with the Russians. So just surrender now. Give them your land. Give them the Crimea. Give them the Donbos. Give them everything they want. and maybe they'll stop attacking you. And Ukraine's like, they're just going to attack again, like a few years later.

That's what they did with Crimea to Donbosk. And we can't surrender. We played this game before. And now it's like, you fucking coward pussy shits. You wanted to surrender? They're winning now. They're taking back the land. They've got them on the run.

They're attacking Moscow. They've got long-range drones. Yeah. They're blowing up their trucks while they're coming across the water. It's seemingly they've cleaned out. the ocean waters there from the you know the Russians at the beginning of the war had that whole fleet of warships off the coast

they had to leave the ones they didn't blow up had to leave yeah it seems like they're doing really well I think Trump sees these global issues as as like person to person individual to individual kind of things like and because he's tight-ish with Putin

I think he just sides with Putin you know instead of like looking at world history and who the fucking Soviets were and who Vladimir Putin is and what he did before he was the president slash dictator warlord of the largest landmass on the planet and get out of here that's not a guy you can be chill with that there's a great quote from Putin where he's like you think because we look the same that we think the same we don't think the same and it's like these are a different this is a different fucking culture

just because these are white people does not mean they're your boys. You got way more in common with some tribesmen in Africa than you do with that ghoul running Moscow right now. Like that guy's evil, clearly. That guy was a KGB agent.

You think that's a guy who doesn't think back on the Cold War fondly? That was the good old days for him. Trump's... Definitely because they have a particularly vulnerable to being seduced by Putin and Netanyahu. and just sides with those guys.

And it's his susceptibility to praise that... I think that's true. The susceptibility to praise is huge. I think if you come in there and you can... And we've seen it from like organizations like FIFA, for example. Someone at FIFA did a fucking psychological workup on Trump, and they were like, how do we deal with this guy? And they're like, flattery, bribery, ass kissery, these are the things that he loved. The FIFA Peace Prize, that's what he won.

They made up a metal against the guy. organization given out peace prizes. Because they want to be treated well when they have the World Cup in our country. No, but it would be extra funny if this was the only time they had a peace prize. It is. It is. They invented a soccer piece prize. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was never a thing.

Here's what it is, if you remember. FIFA made up a participation trophy right after the Nobel Prize went to that Venezuelan woman. he was so upset about that Venezuelan freedom fighting woman who wanted to bring democracy to her country winning the thing that he bitched and moaned about to the point where she gave him the medal you may remember

somehow he got her to give him his medal and the Nobel organization has to be like they're non-transforable just in case anybody's wondering you can't just yeah you can give it to someone but like that doesn't mean it's theirs now

like they won it that year you know what I mean like this is bullshit and a half and Feevo was like oh you want a piece medal we got your piece metal hey I mean crank one of the medals out give it to Trump and they did and he's just like he's holding it like oh I'm so proud to receive

that he's so susceptible to flatter on top they gave him one of those too they gave him some sort of a soccer ball they've given him multiple made up trophies he's literally a participation trophy president can you imagine how furious the world is going to be and I don't know enough

about it, but it seems like we're actually doing well, like, the U.S. in the World Cup. And a lot of people who aren't American seem really mad, and all the Americans are like, ha, ha, that's funny. And, like, just don't give a fuck either way. Like, I know we're undefeated, right? I googled it because I didn't know if we'd lost every game or won every game, so I googled it. The U.S. men's team is doing exceptionally well in the 2026 Cup.

they have already clinched a spot in the round of 32 with a game to spare winning both of their opening group stage matches and securing first place in group D. So I don't even know how many groups there are. Obviously it's not my thing. They beat Paraguay 4 to 1 according to this. And I can't find it,

but I saw this chart of odds of winning the cup over time. And there are like five or six countries that are at the very top. and then whatever, 27 countries all sort of at the bottom. And the U.S. has gone from one of those bottom countries to a middle spot of its own, but below the five or six that are expected to really compete. Yeah. I care so little.

If we were knocked out immediately versus winning the whole thing, I would receive no more or less dopamine. But like I just don't care at all. You don't think it would be funny if we won the thing. that none of us care about and the rest of the world cares very deeply about. See, that's an angle can get behind. But, but like, if you don't include that, then I'm just, I'm about as joyful as if whatever Atlanta's women's basketball team, if they were to win the championship, it would be like,

who fucking cares? Did we win the Cornhole Cup as well? Like, like, I just don't care. Yeah, how's our darts squad? We raised the most barley this year. Oh, number one in barley. Like, I just don't fucking care. It's a silly thing.

We play turkey tonight. seems like they only play like once a week. Like I don't understand how the scheduling works. They just play a game and then wait eight days and then play another one. But it looks like turkey sucks. So nice. I wonder if we got in a easier to compete bracket of some sort. I've read online from like soccer fans.

And they seemed to be saying that like the host country usually doesn't get hammered with like, oh, you're in a group with Portugal, Spain, Brazil, and Germany. and it's in France or whatever like Argentina yeah Argentina yeah I should remember them but I think those are the heavy hitters right France Spain maybe and uh England no England isn't one of the top France and Spain are often strong Argentina's the defending champs Portugal has Brazil's always in it Rinaldo I don't know if he's still good because he's been around yeah me too I'm like I know he was one of the best ever and in that conversation of best ever but today probably not And then saw here it is

I was right The power rankings are France, Argentina, Spain and then England in that order Oh damn I thought England was having I thought I saw something online They weren't doing well But I also again

Not been putting much effort All my World Cup is like The Japanese people stoked to try barbecue Like that's Apparently England's version of not doing well Is going from the second place team To the fourth place team But again I don't give a shit

Germany lost to Ecuador Wow, what an upset, probably. Whoa, a blowout. Two-nil. It's a bond burner. What are there's some other stats soccer people look at, like amount of time spent in the offensive zone. Like, I'd be curious about that.

Shots on goal would be the most interesting stat to me because I don't care about all that. footy ball that's going on in the middle of field. I only care about the scoring opportunities. When I see a guy get like eight saves or something, I'm just imagining the adrenaline that must be going through him. We did that reaction time thing the other day

trying to click and get below 200 milliseconds. I'd love to know what his reaction times are. I bet they're, I bet, like on top of his game sense and just being able to read like what's coming. Like I bet, I bet that guy's reaction times are stellar. I've seen F1 guys do tests.

where they catch the falling, like, things, they're, like, the best at it. Yes. And I've seen them drive, you know, where, like, out of nowhere, the guy in front, yeah, and they steer around stuff. And, like, I just know I see that. When I see it, I'm like,

when I, we're probably talking about the exact same clip. It's raining and suddenly, like, the car in front of them has done something and has really lost a lot of momentum. And the guy is just like, like, he, like, jerks, a wheel and like avoids and then his back on path in an instant.

It's so fast. It's over before you can react. Claircling a lot. So if you don't know anything about F1, maybe listeners. The starting order is determined by kind of a time trial the day before. So they all race around the track and go for the best time possible. The thing is not everyone is racing at the same time. So you're going for your best time ever.

And I'm out there just kind of collecting myself between real efforts. and that means that you can catch me and I can be dangerous I'm supposed to be off the racing line but shit happens I like that they do the rain driving like that they don't yes that they keep going I guess

yeah they race in really heavy rain and what's really neat is a lot of times you know an F1 race is really between like six people there's 22 drivers right now but only six have a chance to win in the rain that's turned upside down It doesn't really matter that you have 15 more horsepower than me, and that makes me uncompetitive.

Nope, in the rain. Sometimes some midfield driver back. Maybe tires? I'm sure there's like wet tires are standard. Yeah, there are rain tires, but they don't get to choose their own tires. They're provided. So there's no competitive advantage there, aside from strategy.

You can make the switch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all wear rain tires and that thing. But the advantages that you get for having a better car with slightly better arrow with slightly more horsepower are Nullified. Yeah, I was going to say, you know, remove, but that's not true. Better cars are still a little better. But some guy in a Williams can win on a rainy day. So it's fun to watch.

I like bad weather everything. Like bad weather sports doesn't matter what the sport is. A football game in the snow when they've got to like move the snow to see the lines. It's like, oh, yes, this is it. Or a rainy day where it's just, there are mud puddles on the field. And every step you see the water kicking up. And when the ball is wet, so you get a lot more fumbles and a lot more like those balls. And the fog is amazing.

Give me a blizzard. I'm here for it. I want them like out there shoveling a little bit. You know, every stoppage, every time out, trying to make it just a little bit better in the critical areas. I want some, not all the time. But like the winter class. please give me a blizzard. I wanted the UFC,

not the kind of rain that stops it. I wasn't like hating on the event existing. I just wanted whether to be a factor that we've never seen before. That would be neat to me. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I like the Winter Classic when it's snowing.

I think they had it in Minnesota a few years ago and it was coming down so hard. And like the goalies are even like wearing like stocking caps over the helmet to keep the heat in. I love it. I love it, right? Yeah, they have to like the puck is even, like more erratic and moving worse for passes because there's so much of the ice is accumulating.

Yeah. Yeah. I like that a lot. I, and you know, I want most of hockey to be fair. Just give me a spectacle every now and then. And like I'll say,

football is particularly good for it. Outside of lightning, they play in any condition I can think of that. Philadelphia had a really important playoff loss 25 years ago. And it was so foggy. Like, you couldn't see far at all. Like three yards.

could see it was ridiculously bad and as a philly fan think it wasn't fun to lose but i'm glad they held the game give me out here on hockey what if they pumped a little that uh little fog out there a little fog out there for uh for certain parts of the game i know we have struggles from the audience not being able to see the puck especially like people like me or whatever and like understand puck movement you're supposed to watch the players okay uh but but if you just place full of fog i'd enjoy that anytime i see that i like like it.

You can say you're watching hockey 15 years so you can recognize the posture of a puck holder. Duh? Yeah. My old child and then I can pick it up, I guess. Loser sport. Yeah, this is what I went for

UFC. This clip from the Matrix from the final Matrix movie when a fights Agent Smith and it's just pouring rain. Definitely can't show this, but yeah. That would be amazing. You mentioned that shots on

goal is something that might entice you more into... Oh, yeah. That's the fun part of the game. I didn't know what to expect. Like, I don't know what the average is, but I clicked on a couple different games in this team. I'm guessing seven or eight is a hell of a day. I'm guessing teens. You're guessing in the teens total, and you're guessing how much total?

If you got eight, you'd be a big dog. You're getting a better contract next year. What's the combined total? Between both teams, do you think? For the whole game. Let's call it... Just under 30. Oh, like the average combined? I'm just, I'm looking at, uh, Ecuador versus Germany.

The score was two for Ecuador, one for Germany. And I'm looking at around 20 right now. Okay. I'm around 23. 15. Ecuador had three shots and Germany had three shots on goal. Yeah. Yeah.

What? I guess I should have stayed with my initial statement. I thought, like, 11 per side. Like I said, I think if you stop eight in a game, you're getting a better contract next year. Like, like, you're a national. hero if you stop eight shots. When you said that,

I thought it was way low. They had one save and let in two goals. And I like clicked a couple of the other finished games from today. I'm like, maybe I could let it too. An anomaly. The other game I clicked was two shots to three shots. They need to shrink the field. This is ridiculous.

Six total shots in a game. Yeah. I'm like, how perfect do they need the like shot to be before they launch it? Because in hockey, as you know, people launch shots that have a 2% chance of going in. And they're like, well, we just launched 30 of these. Maybe one of them will help us.

You don't want to just dump it and get it turned over. But people take shots that aren't a really great opportunity all the time. Soccer, they don't? I guess not. Because it's so big a field, they really need to set up their plays more, I suppose. Because it's like going to take you six hours to get back. My theory is in hockey, goalies give up rebounds a ton. I bet that's rare in soccer and that it's almost a guaranteed turnover if you don't score.

Yeah, they probably don't want to shoot unless they know it's almost a guaranteed goal. But if it's shots on goal the same way hockey does, like ideally, like it does not count as a shot on goal unless had the goalie not been there, it would have gone into the net. And so like if some guy dumps it and I stop it with my stick, but if I would have let it go, it would have just went past the net. That's not ideally, that's not supposed to count as a shot on goal. that wouldn't have been a shot. And so this would be that at only six points during this 90-minute game was the potential to score. And half of them did. What a demoralizing sport to play goalie in?

My God, it's like, what's your save percentage? 33, I'm pretty good. I'm on the German national team. I save a third of them. That's like, all right. That's terrible because if you're like lower than 90 in the NBA. they kind of get peaked. Yeah.

I just don't care. I'm not going to watch a second of it. I wouldn't know how if I did. You know how everyone has said, why don't hockey teams put a sumo wrestler in the goal and just sort of fill it? Dude, hockey goalies are like 6'5 now. Like, they kind of figured out what we knew all along.

But they're mostly very... Agile and quick athletes, right? Yeah, yeah. Size matters. Like if you're 6-2, 6-1, you really have to prove yourself to be a hockey goalie nowadays. What do you call that thing that the goalie does when he's warming up, Taylor? When he's like butterfly in like real fast, like alternating legs and like doing this crap. He basically is like doing crab cotta. He's just like going up down with butterflies. And that's so much, that's one of the, in sports, you know how sometimes you'll look at something and be like, that's probably not that hard.

that's so it's so exhausting because your quads are burning because you're wearing a lot of pads and past a certain point like your goalie coach like because when you're little like you go down the butterfly and they'll let

you like stand up one leg at a time that doesn't fly past a certain age or like you have to pop up you're taking yourself out of position in warm up we would do not exactly lunges but kind of like like the lunge entry to a double leg takedown and then at the bottom of it you're

driving forward with your body upright. And we do those from one end of the mat to the other, back and forth and back and forth. And I remember being like, this is awful. Like, can we do monkeys or crabs or can we do the squid? I really need to do the walrus for at least five minutes. Like, this is,

it was so hard. Like, by the time you got to the other end and they told you to come back, it's like, really? How many? It's like that scene from Miracle on Ice when he makes them run.

like skate the ice really hard all night they turned the power to the building off the kid from minnesota's vomiting on the ice two or three of those across the mat and i'm done it's so hard what you might be seeing with the goalie is when they just like sort of push this skate side to side which is partly a warm up but partly those dirty mother truckers are making snow they put snow on each goal post as an assistant blocker so that if you try to wrap around the side, you have to overcome their snow piles to score. Well, and you also have to, you have to rough your crease up because if you, no, because, no, because if, if you just do it clean as in, like, if you are sliding side to side on the pads

and you're on like fresh, clean zamboni ice, you go way too far. You like, and so you need to get it kind of rough and shitty so that, because you're pushing hard. These are professional athletes. They're pushing hard to go as quick as they can. And so they need it to be a little rougher and shod. So that's why they're always And the snow piles being

piled up near the side of each post is coincidental. No, I did it. Like that's what you did. My goalie coach was like, yeah, just fucking throw the snow over there. Like make it harder to make it a little, make it even if it only makes it 3% harder for them to do a wrap around, that's 3% right.

So eventually it'll pan out. Did you like your skate sharp? Golly skates are always the dullest fucking things on the ice. I would like procrastinate and wrap. rationalize my way into liking them dull because I would get them sharpened and then I'd be like, man, why am I not doing this more? Like I feel crisp. And then after like six games, I'd be like, this is pretty fine too. Like this is okay. My dad's waiting for me in the car. We're going to the chicken wing place after this game. I don't need to stop by the pro shop and get my skate sharpened. There's a line and this guy's fucking slow. Or this is the teenager working there and he's going to fuck up my edges. And it's not going to be correct. Dude, for whatever reason,

I developed a preference for a skating, a blade profile. So the bottom of a hockey skate is curved. It's not flat. And people sharpening my skates would be like, oh, this isn't right. And they change the profile.

So for the next fucking game, I'm like falling forward, not literally falling forward, but I'm like catching myself. That's what skates make me fall forward too often. I have to take it like, dude, Don't fix them.

Put them the way I like them. Well, and you're playing out. And so your cuts are different anyway. I remember like some idiot because goalies have their skates cut differently. So like sharp for me would not be the same as sharp for Woody playing forward. And I remember like some idiot before a game sharpened my skates in like the forward, like the way a winger would want them sharpened. Played terrible that game. Because like I was like, I'm just digging.

Like I'm creating gouges in the ice trying to slide. some stupid teenager. They shouldn't let them. I always liked the sound of skates being sharpened, though. Like, Kyle, you've probably heard it watching Mighty Ducks that, like, grind and all the sparks fly out into the spark shield. That was satisfying. It always felt kind of cool. I haven't seen that movie since I was a child.

Yeah, well, it's a children's movie. Yeah. That tracks. Yeah. Checked out. Knucklepucks also aren't great. You don't see Crosby out there trying those. I don't remember any of that movie really.

I remember that, like, Emilio Estevez had gotten in trouble, and he was sentenced to, like, community outreach, and they made him a hockey coach because I think he had been, like, some sort of little league hockey, like, star and then, like, missed the big penalty shot, and then his coach chewed him out, and then that same mean coach, it's still coaching, like, Pee-We hockey,

and it's like, isn't Emilio a lawyer? sinking to the level of a guy who's been coaching pee-wee hockey as his like job since i never looked at it through that lens they acted like pee-wee hockey was the pinnacle of the sport amelio estabez washed out of pee-wee hockey while this other guy continued a successful coaching career are you not even getting paid for this dude this is a volunteer position like what are you We sentenced you to, yeah, that was, we sentenced you to coach the worst team in the league. And it's like, this is bad for the kids more than anything.

He doesn't want to be there. He was like, he's like 51 and he's like talking to an 11 year old where he's like, you know, I made it to the championship once of West New Jersey regional ice hockey B league championship. I took a shot, hit the post. And then the kid, it was supposed to be profound. this like snot-nosed little brat was like, yeah, but if you missed, and, no, Emilio Estavis is like, an eighth of an inch, an eighth of an inch,

and it would have went in. And the kid's like, yeah, but an eighth of an inch the other way. And it would have missed completely. And he was like, whoa. And it's like, first of all, it's like, to a grown man. First of all, that's not the size of a post. Like, it would have to be. Basically the same thing.

You don't know how it's a big the post side. You're 11. Do you know the diameter of the post? Is it two inches, two and a half inches? It's probably, I think it's two. Yeah. Okay. But it's, yeah, definitely not an eighth minute, maybe even two and a half.

But yeah, that movie is ridiculous in retrospect. He's like, hey, guys, we're going to have team building. Here's a bunch of rollerblades. Number one, you don't want your ice hockey team getting practice on rollerblades. And what we're going to do is we're going to terrorize people at the mall. And you're going to skate around the mall, causing a ruckus at Spencer's, you know, like passing a, a roller hockey puck back and forth as like, you know, mall walkers try to get a little work out of it.

All those movies give, those movies gave me as a child this false sense of what teamwork and, and team play was about. He told them to embellish and flop. Yeah. Well, that was okay. I didn't mind that.

I just, in every one of those movies, they teach some sort of like silly trick play that would never work. And even if it did work, it would just get you one score. Like, like, like, you've seen the big green. The big green is the soccer version. And then obviously there's like sandlot is, is an exact,

I don't think they even play anybody. They're just shooting the shit. But there's a, there's one with Rick Moranus called like, oh, big league or little leaguers or something like that. Same thing. Rick Moranis from Honey I Shrunk the Kids is teaching up a baseball team. Are you sure it's not little giants with football? Yeah.

Oh, no. no, no, that's the... These are all movies. They're one for every single sport. Like, the same with Air Bud. You know, that dog's been playing... Like, he's played every sport. I'm pretty sure AirBut has played hockey.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't... That must have been hard to pull off. I don't even think I watched that. What did you even do? I don't remember Bud on ice or whatever they call it. Oh, that you call it.

Bud ice. There's probably a rule that you need skates. The dog's cutting himself. What the hell? We need to get to play hockey. Oh my God. He'd just scratch his ear and almost cut it off. Yeah.

Is there a picture of the airbud hockey movie? Hang on. I'm working. Yeah. I was actually bamboozled a little bit. Apparently there was some like famous dog in the 90s who could play all the sports for real. I got tricked by that guy. Now that I looked it up, I don't see an airbud hockey movie, which might explain why I don't

remember it. But I do, I am seeing now most valuable primate. Do you remember that one? MVP, most valuable primate. Yes. It was a chimp that played ice hockey, and they never utilized him like getting rough. Really?

He wasn't the enforcer. He definitely should have been. He wasn't the enforcer. It's like, Airbud at the top. Oh, I get airbud entertainment presents most of the island. Same production company. They were like, what else can we do?

What else can we do? I got an idea. I don't want to see an absolute moron here. I don't see like an absolute moron here. Is that a real picture? Like, like when that, go back on, please. I think it might be doctored. I'm not even kidding.

Is that a real picture? I can't tell. I guarantee they put him in like the coat and everything, but I don't think he's, you know, slashing down. And they've photoshop the face. It's got to be. That's my guess because I don't know much about snowboarding,

but it looks like he's making a cut. You certainly don't. And he has to be. I think he's doing it. Look, that's that monkey's fucking job, okay? He plays all the sports, so it wouldn't blow my mind if they could eventually get a photo of him riding the board. But it looks like the way he shifted his body weight

and he's got one hand down and the other hand up. It looks like he's cutting to the left, like expertly. He is. Yeah, I mean, in this picture, he's cutting expertly. But I don't, I agree with Woody. I don't think that... Imagine, like, the production meeting where they're like, all right, what do you need?

And it's like, well, it's going to be this much for the actors. and we're going to need about a three-year lead time to teach him to snowboard. He hates the cold. He keeps biting. Our trainer's gotten seven fingers left. The only thing he hates worse than the cold is the snowboard. So we've got our work cut off for us. He's afraid of it.

I found the hockey playing dog. It's street hockey, though. He's playing with the ball, like on a hard service. And he's playing goal. So barely playing street hockey. I just looked up the Wikipedia for most valuable primate in the plot section because I'm trying to remember what this was actually about. It follows Jack, a three-year-old chimpanzee. He's the subject of an experiment involving sign language performed by Dr. Kendall at San Pueblo University in San Diego, California.

One day, Dr. Kendall loses funding. As a response to that, Kendall arranges for Jack to return to his original home in California, but he dies of a heart attack. before the transaction is completed. So Dr. Peabody sells Jack to the University of Tennessee. And then he is, meanwhile, the Westover family has just moved from British Columbia. The son was the leading scorer on his team and joins the Nuggets. He's surprised by the violence of play. Going through it here.

Meanwhile, hearing rumors that the University of Tennessee is performing hepatitis tests on primates, Darren, a maintenance worker at San Pueblo, arranges for Jack to return to the nature preserve, but Jack falls asleep on the train and ends up in Nelson instead. He finds shelter in Tara's treehouse, but ends up surprising Tara, causing her to faint.

She attempts to hide Jack from her parents and Stephen, but is unsuccessful. Stephen soon discovers that Jack has an uncanny ability to play the sport of ice hockey. He doesn't have feet. He's got those, like, foot hands. They wouldn't go on the skates. They wouldn't go in the skates.

That's a problem, yeah. I looked it up. Chimps have snowboarded. The chip was placed on a small snowboard on a gentle slope. There were trainers nearby, sometimes using tethers or guiding the animal. He wasn't snowboarding in the way human learns by choice. It had been trained to perform the behavior. But I kind of sort of.

And then I watched the trailer for Most Valuable Primate. And it like switches back and forth between. Them trying to radicalize a chimp on a bunny slope doing damn near nothing. And then what's obviously a human with the chip face doing like aerial 360 helicopter bullshit, you know, and it's just bouncing back and forth. I gotta say the clips that are actually the chimp snowboarding aren't that bad. Like he's not falling over immediately, which is what keeps a hand on the ground the whole time and drags it, the part I saw. Yeah, I'm watching a few different clips here on YouTube. I just searched chip snowboarding.

But that brought me to the MVP stuff. So now I'm watching a chip play hockey. And it is absurd. He's clearly not playing hockey. It's just a lot of close-ups of him wearing a hockey gear. Yeah, but that slaper, dude. He's got a wicked slap shot, tearing a hole in the back. I know you play goalies.

Not really. I mean, I could get it in the air consistently every time. But like compared to someone who played forward, not even close. No, my technique was bad. I had what I thought was like, you know, a decent, hard, flat slap shot. It's probably going like 55 or something. And then every so often they'd be a former NHL player. And I'm like, oh, that's what it's supposed to do?

Why wasn't I told? Because it is so fast, so flat, so hard. The risters are even more impressive. Oh, yeah. They're getting the pocket. How fast is a wrist shot at the NHL? level like 65. 87.

They can go in the 80s if they're real solid. Dan. Yeah. And there's like no indication that it's about to come. It's just out of nowhere they shoot 80 mile an hour wristers. Yeah. That's wild. I can always tell like in warmups if they had guys on the other

team that could hit slap shots for real because it sounds very different where you're like, oh shit one of the, at least one of these guys is going to be throwing heat tonight. Like that's reverberating around the whole rink. It's the passing about like high level players that blew me away, right? Like I would just put my stick on the ground and let them hit me in the tape and they would do it every time.

I can barely catch an 87 mile an hour pass. I just try not to move my stick so that it gave them all the responsibility. Imagine if in baseball it was your job to hit my glove because I couldn't actually catch at the speed you were throwing. That's what these guys pulled off. And then the inverse, there was never a pass I gave them that was hard. enough. You know, Woody, you're not going to break my stick. Just, I would fucking shoot it at them. Hit them in the skates.

And they just expertly kick it to their own skate. I'm sorry, their own stick and carry on. Like, they'd make me look good on both sides of the pass. It's impressive. Those are good guys to play with. Like, yeah. I almost preferred taking

slap shots from guys who could shoot it well, because then in my head as they were winding up, I'm like, this guy isn't just blasting. I like he's aiming for something and he's probably aiming for somewhere I'm not right now so I at least have the idea that he's the trick to scoring shoot where the goal he isn't he's probably he's trying to shoot under my left arm or going five hole or wherever the guys who were scarier were the guys who didn't know what the fuck they were they were as surprised as I was by where the puck was going and you can tell it because they were they were choked up on it like fucking MVP there a guy that knows how to shoot is going to be like choked down like directing the shot they would just be just literally knuckle puck style almost so frustrating if those ever went in yeah I mean these I'm remembering all these childhood animals and sports movies and I'm starting to I can never watch these again and ruin my memory but uh little giants you mentioned Kyle the ball one

do you remember that scene where like there was the big guy uh the big dad who had the flat top he was also the guy and baby's day out who got his hand smushed by the gorilla that but he had this flat top and then his son also had a flat top and like was a member of the like they were trying to recruit him and like the way they introduced him to show that he would be a good football player as he was first of all he named his son Spike

he's like Spike get out here they were like unloading some bullshit trailer they lived in and the kid like comes out with an entire fridge on his back and they're like whoa Rick Ranis is like we got to get you on the squad. Like, did he eventually play for the good guys? I believe, yeah, he played for the good guys.

He was one of their ringers. I was like, how can they win if they're all like Rick Moranis offspring? Like, you have to have somebody on your team that can play. You always have the ringer. You always have the bad kid

or the beast kid who you've got to tame a little bit to get a, or you have the girl. You have the girl who's actually like a figure skater, but it's going to translate because her moves are going to be so slick.

You have something like that. This weird screwball way of beating the guys who were just playing by the numbers football. They're just playing by the rules over there. We've got a girl who can do backflips though

and we've got a Taekwondo kid who can kick a hell of a field goal. It's always something like that. I'm watching the trailer for Little Giants. I completely forgot that like I guess this was before every kid got to play. And so there's like an adult like the dad from married with children is like the coat and he's like,

we're picking for the cowboys. You over here. You're just picking all the big athletic kids. And it's showing like sad images of all the goobers, all the nerds, the like dirty-faced girl who deserved to be there, but she was shunned for being a girl. Yeah.

And then like they just left. They're like, all the rest of you better look next year. And it's like they're 11. Like this is. Yeah, they pick everybody. I never played in any sort of, a baseball system where everybody didn't get picked.

I mean, that would be, they're what, so what would happen is that they would, we would all do kind of a tryout day and we'd play like a, like scrimmage games and do kind of a baseball combine. And then the coaches would go into a private room and like pick so that the kids aren't exposed to that shame of being picked last or near last. You just find out that you're on the expos. You don't know what order the expos were selected.

I mean, you've kind of figured out, but you don't know what order people got pit. You shouldn't do that to kids. I don't think they do that to kids. No. In gym class, they do. In gym class, they sure do. Yeah, yeah, I definitely got picked last for some football shit before, for sure.

Whatever happened to this kid, he was in every single one of these movies. The red-headed kid before I click? No, it's not the fat red-haired kid. It's that, like, nerdy glasses kid. It would be like, like looking in the mirror. The redheaded kid that I'm sure you know, he was also in Big Green and the sandlot and a bunch of other stuff. He was in an X-Files episode.

He's chunky red kid with freckles. As an adult, he went to, I think it was the Savannah Bananas, and he showed up as his character. I can't remember the character's name as. He's like, and welcome to the plate, squeeze. And he like walks out, like, he like, poised. like he like points like Babe Ruth and calls his shot. He's a 55 year old man or something like that.

I think he struck out, but maybe he fouled a couple off. It was fun. Taylor, can you show the guy that Taylor found? And then my after that, my more current picture of him, he turned out as expected. He's doing that face, though.

He's making the face. He might as well have that silly flex, too. He's going to do the silly flex. Oh, that is, he didn't change a little bit. Yeah, all right. So there he is as a star. Let's see him now. Yeah.

Oh, look at this. This is the clip I was talking. Those weren't show glasses. For me, Sandlot was the movie. Like, I was in a baseball. Sanlott was the pinnacle of child sports movies. And here's a clip of him being announced at the game. It's really cool the way to fan.

that's awesome the great handbina when the savannah bananas first came out i'm kind of excited about it right a little showmanship etc i'm a little done with it like how it's not about winning very much it's just entertainment it's silly they're taking something that's naturally mid in terms of entertainment value and trying to crank it up it's a bad starting place if it was soccer it'd be just as silly. I like it. I like it a lot. Some of the hijinks you see are just next level. The dances are fun and the they got pitches on stilts. Like that was fun for a second. Literally like

a YouTube short would be too long of still based pitching. You'd scroll down in the middle of that. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's the guy that does back flip catches. Have you seen him? sure sure he does a backflip and then catches the fly ball have you seen the pitcher who has the ball on fire i'll be honest with yeah i haven't seen that i've seen the outfielders i think in this league there are somehow bonus points for rather than catching like a flyout you have your glove folded and you bounce it in the air and then catch it or maybe double like juggle it with

your clothes glove before you snag it um i don't know the rules of the thing in particular but these trick plays benefit your team somehow. And it just seems like it's not sports anymore. I wanted to watch. I wanted to watch and they're like sold out. Like like you just can't get tickets. Isn't that hilarious? Like is there a better example of Americans not caring about the World Cup that

Kyle's like it's not for me. Have you guys seen this Savannah bananas? It's fucking cool. It is. The one guy. sets the ball on fire before he throws it. Like, what the fuck? How does he throw?

Fire, like a flaming ball. Maybe part of it's not flaming? It's covered in flame retardant. He's got like flame retardant gel, plus like the ball is covered in something flamy, and then somebody comes out with a blow torch and lights him up. Like, it's a whole thing.

You should definitely hit the batter. That would be funny. Oh, don't tell anybody that you've got, you've actually got the batter also covered in burn gel and just have him get ignited. and run the bases on fire? How many points is that?

How much is that? You run the bases on fire. See, this is what I'm talking about. This is why it's a better sport than soccer. I'd rather watch the Savannah bananas play every day for a month than watch one fucking football game. I saw them complaining because I guess they added a hydration break, and it's really a commercial break.

They wanted more commercials. So they added a water break for the world's greatest distance athletes. who have never had one at any other level of soccer. I don't know. Probably really well. Probably really well. I think of them as the best athletes in all of sports as far as just like athletic potential.

Certainly as far as cardio, but also they're incredibly agile. They're their hand-eye coordination, not hand-eye, but like, foot eye, you know, the way that they use their whole body and I think they're some of the best athletes in all the sports.

Yeah, all that. Yeah. Those are the good goals. I like when they kick it, they cross it from like lateral to the net almost. And then they like hit they almost hit their own guy in the head and then he spikes it, heads it. Those are kind of neat. I haven't seen any bicycle kicks or the really fancy stuff. But then again, you don't see those kicks when you don't watch any of the games at all. I think it's neat that sports have different like archetypes. Like in football, there's a lot of different kind of physiques that that the team needs, right? It needs big fact. guys who are hard to push around and need speedy tall guys need speedy shorter guys play quarterback whatever um even in soccer there's different you know taller players and agile players you know the do you know the secret of messy success the hr t is it hr t is that what he's on hg hg yeah from early childhood like 11 years old they pumped that kid full of human growth hormone because he had some dwarfism shit where he was never going to reach full potential

clearly it has made him one of the world's greatest athletes. He has a medical exemption. He takes it now. And it's just coincidental that the greatest soccer player to have ever lived is on HGH. It's not cause and effect. He's still only like 5-7, I think. Yeah, Ronaldo is much taller. How tall is Ronaldo?

Yeah, Messi's 5-7. Oh, it's his birthday today. That's why a bunch of shits all over my screen now. Rinaldo is six foot two it says yeah and I think it's both archetypes exist in that sport that there isn't just one body type that succeeds yeah makes sense

yeah I think it just fix the flopping and make the make that field a little let's get to 10 shots per team per game folks like let's let's get that that seems pretty the metric I would shoot for honestly is how many shots on goal are getting per game because it can't be that exciting

to watch them juggle the ball and position themselves in midfield. Most popular sport in the world. Yeah. But they just haven't adopted our sports yet. I think that it's popular because it's the cheapest sport in the world to play and you can play at any,

you just need a field and a ball, and that's kind of it. You can make the goals. Like you can draw lines on the ground and stuff. Like, football is expensive to get into. Once you need cleats, you need all those pads, you need a good helmet, you need a good ball. You need the right field with field goals and stuff. Baseball is the same way.

It's full of specialized gear. That's true about football. But a lot of that gear is provided for the players. So you don't have to be wealthy. But somebody has to provide it. Like your community has to be wealthy enough to have 32 sets of gear, you know, where every American community is, but not globally. every American community. But for an Ecuador,

oh my God. Like, they don't have clean water as far as I know. As far as I... I don't know. They just beat Germany and that barn burner.

Because they're on clean water now. You put them in an environment with clean water. Half the team does have cholera now. Of course they're running well. These guys are used to live into the third world. They're hardened.

Once we get those guys enough food, too, I don't know if maybe genetically they're just very short, but I'm sure some of it, you know, has to do with the food amount because those guys are little. You get them up to, you know, even, you get them up to like 510 even, 5.9 even.

America's losing. We used to be the tallest. Not if we were the tallest, but we were like top two in terms of like how tall the people were for country. We're slipping. You know why, right? I'm guessing our food supply, but tell me. No, it's immigration. I'm never able to tell you, isn't it? Oh, is it immigration?

Yeah. Yeah, that's all them short brown people coming from down south up here, all these five-foot. two fuckers we're talking about. My papa, dude, he was short of he was 5'4. Hondurans are little fucking beat. He was 5'4. Yeah, he's not talking about his father for any new listeners. He's somebody's grandfather.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't, yeah, he's not blood relative, but, you know, Papa, it's better than a blood relative. He chose to be my Papa. My real Papa was a piece of shit. I'd much rather have a guy who chose to be my Papa than that cock fucker who died. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck that guy. Did he die? Oh yeah, they're all dead. Yeah. Good riddons.

He's only done a long-in-way. We like him. No, no, he's talking about his biological. He's kicking around. Yeah, he's still good. Oh, good, good. He's ancient. I don't know how old he is. They live a long time down there, too. That's another, that's another reason exacerbating this height average. You got all these five-foot-two guys lived in 97. Yeah. Throwing your curve all off.

Just like how in Finland, the most common name is Muhammad. Do you think that's because the Fins just woke up one day and said Islam is the way? No. No. And I bet they're going to slip in too. Yeah, probably so. Probably so. It'll be...

The rape rate is skyrocketing. So, you know, a little of this, little of that. It seems like Muslim people have a smaller pool of names they choose from. Like, if I'm sure Muslims don't make up the majority of Bin Laden's population, they just all name their kid Mohammed. that has to be true. Yeah, I would imagine. I would imagine.

But yeah, they all name their kids Muhammad, and I don't really understand it. Like, we get it. Like, you know. I knew one that was named. Yeah, in the UK. And his brother was Moses. The most popular names in the UK for boys are Muhammad,

and then Noah, Oliver, Arthur, Leo, George, Luca and so on And so Mohammed's definitely doing some heavy lifting there Two to three percent of Finland's population is Muslim Hmm I actually thought Finland was one of like the least Muslim ones But I think you probably just grabbed a country Yeah maybe that's bad maybe Sweden is more

One of those ones is up there Well do the most let's see most popular name in Finland Six percent of the UK is Muslim I know they have a lot They also had lots of kids. That's the other thing. We're not talking about each one, them having normal people amounts of kids. How many is lots?

Four? Or like lots lots? Even four is a lot to me. Oh, damn. Sweden. 8.1% of Sweden is Muslim. How many kids do you want, Taylor? Probably two.

Let's talk timeline. Let's talk timeline. When do we see these kids? I'll provide updates. I'm obviously going to be Godfather. Obviously. Well, you guys can you guys can duke it out. Kyle doesn't even want the

Mover Taylor's brothers. Oh, you defeated me. They'd be so, they'd be so steamed. If I was just like, nah, I'm picking the podcast guy. I've seen him in person in a decade. It's like, yeah, but that just means that I know when I call upon him, he'll be here.

And also your kids will now live in North Carolina. So that's a thing. Yeah, well, it's a fine state. It's a fine state. First in flight, as they say. First and flight. That's so fine. Does everyone know, like, we don't deserve to be first in flight?

All right. You kind of deserve. Just because they didn't build the plane in North Carolina, just because they weren't North Carolina residents. Kitty Hawk was the perfect place for them to do their test. Yes, we provided the beach. They could have built the plane anywhere. They could have built the plane anywhere.

anywhere. They could have, you know, I think Kitty Hawk deserves as much credit as Illinois or Indiana, wherever those guys were from, something like that. I have Ohio in my head. Is it Ohio?

I knew it was out that way, from North Carolina at least. But, yeah, I think, I think it's deserving. It's where it happened for the first time. I think that's big.

The first time of human flu, it was in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Yeah, fly as a stretch. I mean, there's, um,

hot air balloons and stuff like that. Motorized powered flight of 100 meters or whatever they did. Now I can't dispute it. I just feel like providing the beach like, look, I'm happy to take this trophy I don't deserve, but... A license plate. Yeah, it's on the license plate. But I think providing the beach is not something to be so proud of.

He didn't earn that. We're not nearly as classy as y'all. We flex the hell out of that. Down in Georgia, we're the peach state. all right we're flexing a fruit we're not even number one in Florida makes more one it's the peach place they're the orange place they're at all the fruits

dude it's a tropical peninsula like they like all Florida has oranges I have seen their water towers they don't have any big peach butts or whatever dude that thing is pornographic I can we see a picture of it

Zach with a butt hole sticking out the bottom like they could have Like it deleted the bowl. I, well, you know, find the watertight like a peach, Zach. It's, it's, it's pornographic. I know there's one in South Carolina, but we've got one here too. I need to see it again. My memory's fading me a little bit.

I really wasn't sure if it was the back or the front of a woman when I saw it. It's a good point. I can't tell either. It used your imagination, really. What was the Netflix, Kevin Spacey, presidential? TV show. Yeah, the House of Cards and Gaffney's... They're like, yeah, look at that. I caught. Exactly.

Yeah, Gaff could be a front. So this is the one from the House of Cards TV show. That is Gaffney South Carolina. They're not how they're talking. Gapness, South Carolina. Does Georgia have one too? Of course we do,

but it's not nearly as magnificent. You don't even have the best peach statue? So what? That lady needs to see a doctor. I'm concerned about the bump. I don't know. I'm getting like half a chub just looking at that thing. That's how I like my pussy to look. Except for that

weird thing on the bottom. But that just looks like a girl who's into like little BDSM, little pussy popin. A little pussy popping. I like this angle. It's almost like celestial. It's like it looks like a star. This makes me want to paramotor this location. This is a

really nice, but there's safe LZs everywhere for power outages and you can see they've crook. They crack the contrast on this photo. So you could tell. Saturation seems cranked up a little bit. That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. What's the worst state nickname? I'm realizing I don't know the state nicknames very well. Motos or nicknames. Nicknames. Like you're the peach state or whatever, right? Yeah, the peach state. I don't know many. We're first inflated here. I got it. I got a little list here. So we all know Missouri is the show me state. That's a good one.

Connecticut is just the nutmeg state, which seems terrible. Idaho is the gym state. Illinois is the prairie state. I like prairie state. Illinois stealing a little bit of like feels like that should be Iowa or something. I was going to say Wyoming. Maybe I'm wrong. Wyoming, they've got, yeah, they've got a lot of prairies, a lot of open fields.

I don't know what else that Wyoming has. Pennsylvania, I think is you've got. a friend in Pennsylvania? You've got a friend in Pennsylvania. Too long. A little long. Indiana's the Hoosier State. Iowa's the Hawkeye State.

North Dakota is the East Garden State. North Carolina of the Tar Hill State. The Keystone State would be Pennsylvania if we're going by that. Is what? Discovering oil. The Tar Hill State, North Carolina. Is that about discovering oil? I think it has to do with Civil War bravery. The idea

was they didn't retreat. Their feet were like stuck in place. Oh, I like that. Yeah, that's a lot. That's better than oil. I like that more. It makes them just sound dirty, though, you know, like Stonewall Jackson. I know what they mean. They didn't call him like Tarfoot Jackson. Yeah, yeah, it is a little roundabout. I was surprised Indiana was actually the Hoosier state when I was a kid and we were like learning these in third grade. because like here Hoosier means like classless, boorish, like, like, like my mom used to be that. She's like, yeah, and these these Hoosiers like the like it meant like like classless like these like. I never even questioned what the word might man. I just thought they were into owls and just adopted that for most for half a century.

The Hoosier state. Yeah, owls are dope. All right. Good enough. Yeah. When I learned that, I'm like, oh, wow. So maybe. because it wasn't just her.

Like, Hoosier was a pejorative for like someone who would have like a dishwasher in their lawn. That's definitely dating back to the days of migration out west and how anyone who was having people go through their state from east thought less of them.

And it compounded the further east you were, if that makes sense. Like if you're next door neighbors, you thought a little less of them. But if they're all the way coming from Virginia, you think very little of them. I'm looking at some of these are Morgan is the Beaver State.

It says, I just looked it up. I said, what states use Hoosier as pejorative? And the little summation was the word Hoosier has been used in the greater St. Louis area as a pejorative for an unintelligent or uncultured person. That's funny. It's like a local colloquial. You never knew

as local. Yeah, that happens. Yeah, that is funny. Yeah, you're right. It's probably from all that. When I hear Hoosier's, I think, of the Gene Hackman movie, you know, the basketball film. one of the greatest sports movies ever made. Better than Miracle, if I'm being honest. I watched Miracle the other day.

Better than Little Giants? Yeah, it's like an adult like sports movie. MVP? MVP is retarded. There's no way that was even in theaters. That's one of those Walmart dollar store VHSs. Yeah. I got to give it to chat GPT.

I'm like, what does Hoosier mean spelled incorrectly? It's someone who sells hosiery. Like, no, no, no. like Ohio the hosery state they're like you mean Indiana well played well played you should send that whole conversation in as they could use that as marketing material chat GPT we'll get you on track

no matter what Losery State Jesus Alabama's got to go into the heart of Dixie I like that That is good They kind of are

Yeah, I like that one That's catchy Indian state for Arizona California is it Palm is it the Palm State? Oh, I don't know I thought you had a list No, that's I do

But I have to scroll The gold The golden state They're in order of like best to worst. Oh, whatever this person's... Yeah, yeah. It's a little rhyme or reason for their ranking.

South Carolina is the Palmetto State. Of course it is. What was? South Carolina is the Palmetto state. Oh, okay. I think a palmetto's a tree. Yeah, yeah. I'm just realizing you're not saying

pomegranate repeatedly. I'm sharp as one over here. It's Hoosier. Chat, GPD, what is the pomegranate? state. The Pometto cheese state. The Empire State. Florida is the Sunshine State. I like that. Oh, Alaska wins.

Alaska is my favorite. The last frontier. Yeah. That is a good one. I like that. Who did they put as the winner? That one? They said Florida, the Sunshine State, was number one.

And New York, the Empire State was number two. And I do like those. Los Lottes front. New Mexico, the land of enchantment. and California the golden state. To me, those are like the best. All right, land of enchantment is amazing,

but I've been there. It's like the we don't clean broken bottles on the road state. That is, it is not, that wasn't that enchanted. I think very little of New Mexico. It's my least favorite state I've ever been to and I've been to Oklahoma.

It's, it's a garbage state. It really is, it has the, like the soil and the, landscape is all the same top mixed with like gray and brown like the sunsets are beautiful. The air is very dry, no humidity so you see

a better skyline for those big wide sunsets and it's amazing how having all that Bureau of Land Management property to just tool around on. Another thing that's great is like you'll just be driving down some lonely road and there'll be a shooting range on the side of the road.

Don't think a building you'd go in and pay someone $5 to rent some bullets and a gun or whatever, buy some bullets, Bren a gun. Just an outdoor plinking range with like pop-up targets and broken beer bottles all behind it and stuff where you can just pull over and it's so desolate. There's nobody

to bother. And we did that many times. Look, shooting range, pull over. And we just pull over and all get out and empty our handguns. They were everywhere out there. You make it sound kind of fun. I mean, I had fun there because I was doing fun stuff. But if you're just there visiting for your

like businessmen's conference, expect the worst. Expect the worst. If you're there to ride dirt bikes on BLM land and shoot a minigun, expect the best because that's the place you do that. Dude, I was loving it for the dirt bikes and whatever. But I was looking at it.

How would I make a living here? How do you even make a living when all your customers live in Connix boxes with caved in roofs? There's no money here. You joke, I saw that shit. I saw people living in what I can only describe as shanty, shanty towns, lean twos.

It looked apocalyptic in places, and it's so bright. Like, normally when you've got a shitty neighborhood, you see them up in Michigan a lot outside Detroit, and it's like so, like, dark and foggy there that it almost obscures it. And it, it grows over, so it, you know, the bushes and stuff hide some of the hideousness of what's been left behind. Ain't none of that in New Mexico. Stark bright lights, harshly shining. on a rusty shanty dwelling.

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I did. I did. I think was it Chis who was like they should remove the evidence from his teeth. Come out of his mouth and between his teeth. It's so graphic. We can't show it here without getting flagged. But it's the aftermath of a pit bull attack. Someone had their monster pit bull on like a commuter train.

and the aftermath was the whole floor is covered in like blood and the pit bull is over there going and its mouth is dripping with blood like the bad guy in a Lion King cartoon or something like that. You couldn't have staged this for if it were a movie, you'd be like, ah, that's enough blood. It's enough blood on the scary dog now. We got it. That's looking ridiculous. I've been looking into pit bulls recently.

and apparently it's not that they bite harder, although they do have one of the harder bites. It's German shepherds that bite really hard. Belgian Malamars are up there too. It's their tendency to bite a lot, not let go and shake their heads, that they just do so much more damage than other dogs. You said Belgian Malamars.

That's the candy. Malamars, the candy bar. They're sweet dogs. delicious I'm not back it down it's malinois hell me get it right

yeah they fucking suck dude those dogs are terrible which one are you talking about the malmars or the oh yeah

malar's I can get me right yeah I don't like Malamars either more of a Snickers man but but I despise pit bulls every now and then there's a guy in our hangout

he'll be like we'll be talking about pit bulls and be like, yeah, fuck shit bulls, fuck them. We should kill them all. And the one guy picks his up. And it's just so clearly sweet and loving. And it's just like, don't kill me. For now.

You know how it is with dogs. The problem isn't that all pit bulls are mean, aggressive monsters. It's that they have the tools. It's about their capability more so. And also the demographic that commonly raises them is kind of shitty as well. You know, you have shitty people raising a dog capable of being shitty and making it shitty. And like I said, they've got those tools.

I bet chihuahuas bite people way more often than pit bulls. But they're chihuahuas. So we just kind of laugh at it and like, yeah, that's Gizmo. He's a killer, aren't you boy? And Gizmo's going, and you're like, isn't that cute? But it's a dangerous thing chihuahuas are not bigger. Yes. That's what I was talking about the other day with the Malauaha.

That's the killer. Those Malinouahas, half Belgian Mao, half Chihuahua. I thought you were mocking me. I didn't say Malawaha or whatever Hawaiian word you just dished out. That's the hybrid between the Belgian Malinua and the Chihuahua. So you get a bell in a wild. Bad idea. This pit bull is trying to attack a lady on a horse.

A horse. I've seen that video. Yeah. You've seen it. Let me. It's a carriage, right? No, that's probably. Oh, that's, I've seen that video as well.

This is a different time that a pit bull attacked a horse. Yeah, these are just terrible, and they're a danger. Get rid of them. They terrorize the sweet pups. Yeah, I've seen those too. Yeah, and they kill children. And they kill children, yeah. I had a friend who was mulled by pit bulls in high school.

He lived on a dirt road, and to get to his buddy's house, he'd have to walk like a mile down the dirt road or something like that. And he got attacked by three pit bulls, and they had bitten his forearm and his like bicep area up so much it was dozens and dozens of stitches there's like 40 stitches 30 stitches something like that like big curly cue scars like ripped him up and the only way he got away was climbing into a tree and he was in the tree bleeding he took his shirt off wrapped it around his wounds and he's in the tree on the side of the dirt road waiting for like 20 30 minutes for somebody to happen to drive down this lonely dirt road

and he flags him down and the guy got out with a gun and shot it and they all ran away. They're terrible beasts, hellhounds. You know, I just looked up pit bull attack on Twitter just because I was scared. The first one is horrific scene. Dog owner arrested after elderly man killed, three others injured. And it's like three firefighters holding axes like trying to swing and keep this thing away. I was something of a pit bull apologist. You guys would rip on pit bulls and it's just my natural wiring to like defend the people getting beat up.

And dude, it's hard to defend pit bulls. Look up stats on dogs that like fatalities and bites and such. If you don't like your source, go to the next one. But they're all the same. Yeah. They're all the same. And the numbers aren't just like pit bulls coming in at 27%, which is not a majority, but it's got a plurality because the next one's 26. No, no. Pit bulls are like 70%.

And then obviously next best is going to be like 18 or something like that. They're just lapping the field when it comes to hurting people. Look up in some seizure attack syndrome. Oh yeah. That's a real thing. It's what happens when a pit bull witnesses a human being going into a seizure. They kill them. When a pit bull sees a person have a seizure, they have a predator prey reaction, and they attack the person and try to kill them.

And you can imagine it's hard to defend yourself during a seizure. So these people get their faces eaten off. Also elderly people. You'll have like some douchebag kid living with his grandparents. He's like 24 and a scumbag with a pit bull and he's left it at his grandparents' house that he crashes with. It'll kill them both. A pit bull will absolutely kill too old people. You can't fight it off.

Some of them are so big. I'm not even talking about the XL bullies or whatever they're called that I see sometimes that are like 200 pounds. seemingly like many hippopotamuses. Just a standard pit bull is a killing machine. They're so strong and they're so aggressive. And I've seen them take a walloping and keep coming. Like you hit my dog on the snoot and he'll kind of give up, you know? And there's lots of dogs that have the capacity to cause a lot of damage.

If a great Dane wanted to, it could fuck you up. That's a huge dog. But guess how often that happens. Fucking never. Like they don't behave. I mean how dads can do like their disappointed voice. Like what we're thinking? That's what it takes to discipline my dogs.

They're just like, oh man, dad's mad at me. He thinks I shouldn't bite the rug. My girlfriend likes really expensive fountain pins like 50 to $250 each or something. And she's got a vast collection of them. Totally grabbed one of them fuckers the other day right off her desk. I wanted to be like, you go, put your stuff. stuff up, you know, you leave shoes on the floor, he's going to have your shoe. It's just, he's a dog. You like,

he likes shoes, but it's on her desk. And she's like, he ruined the nib. I can't even get a replacement cartridge. The nib. The nib. That's what I said. She didn't think it was funny at all. I was like, no, not the nib. That's like a whole Seinfeld episode. You used her pen?

I used a pen. I used a pen. What'd you say? She says, I ruined the nib. The nib, Jerry. Catched it all out. who took the pen and Toby's just covered in ink You've overflexed the nip Yeah now you ruined her fucking He's ruined a lot of expensive things

He's chewed up some of her like A couple hundred dollar shoes He's definitely chewed up Ray bands before twice Um He's chewed up He's chewed up some expensive stuff Oh you chewed up the remote control for the TV one time

I had to get a new one of those But that's no big deal But the sunglasses is always a bummer That's why I've got like little artifacts like this laying around. Oh, your fake glasses. Yeah. They're not fake glasses. They're my glasses that he chewed the fucking lenses out of.

They were sunglasses, right? They were sunglasses, yeah. Those were like, like, guess who? Some Clark Kent's. Costume glasses. Yeah. How do they go on crooked every time? A little off kilter.

You're wearing a headset. It's not fair. Probably so. Yeah. Carefully. Yeah, I would hate for my dog to attack somebody. I've always said I thought Woody's dog Jack could have probably killed me. I don't think I could have defeated him.

I think it would have been. That was a bad dog. Yeah, I don't know which way it would have went if me and that dog fought it out in like a garage. Dude, they say there's no bad dogs. There's only bad dog owners. Yeah. Bro, some dogs are bad. We hired a trainer to come to the house.

We walked it. We socialize it. We had it stay in the kennel when we weren't even going anywhere. just went to daycare. We paid for that shit just so he'd meet other dogs and learn to social. Nothing would make this dog less of an asshole. And at the time I was like at the peak of my YouTube fame and I was getting death rev.

People threatened to rape me. Jokes on you. I can't rape the willing. But having a really vicious dog. It was a good time to have him, but it is never a great time. he would have fucked an intruder up. He wanted to fuck me up. Like, he was so mean.

It was so scary. People had this idea their dog will raise to the rise to the occasion. That dog was already risen. He is kind of, he woke up in the morning hoping a mother trucker would. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think I've ever met a dog like that that had that reaction that was sustained because I was there a couple days and he never warned up. That was approaching it a little bit. But he never like, he only bit me once. And that was like a, like a, I surprised him. I felt like as long as like, if I sat on the couch and then DAC was released into the center of the home, we were cool.

It was something about me approaching him and being taller than him that he saw as a threat. But, but like if I were sitting on the couch he released him, he'd be chill. He'd go sit on the couch somewhere or he'd like look at me funny and go sit on the floor. I feel like Jack would have jumped me. I mean, I feel like if you'd like release dad. back in the living room and I'm sitting there very politely on the couch, just not even moving or looking at him. I think he comes and grabs my arm and goes to town on me. For what it's worth, Kyle has never seen Jack's mouth.

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nothing else is Rises. What is? this. He's kite surfing. A pit bulls sprinting through the sea to get to him. I remember when this was first posted, I tweeted that it was like when you go out of bounds in GTA. Like in something something eats you, something attacks you to kill you. We can show this right. It's like a Twitter video. Yeah, I think so.

That's how, that's a bad dog. It'll show him to enjoy the beach. He doesn't look that close to the beach. I would kill that dog. That dog would not make it back to the beach. I would take that dog into the water and I would drown his ass. That's insane. This is not like cherry picked or anything.

Every time you look at fatalities caused by dogs, the chart is some variety of this. Yeah. And also mixed breeds and unknown, I think we know what those are. What was it mixed with? Oh, was it Chihuahua, Cavalier King Charles? No, I think it was a pit bull mixed with something dangerous.

TREBS. GTA, I bet that game gets more hate. I think everyone, the hype is too high. No one can fill those shoes. You know the new hate, right? Say it again? So the new thing is they release the price. It's $80, but there are some key features locked behind a $20 upgrade,

which you can do initially or after the fact. A lot of stuff is locked behind it. The thing I read, I can't tell you what the features are because it didn't say, but it called them basic features. We're locked behind the $80 to $100 upgrade. So the key basic, but it's painting a picture that this is a $100 game. Furthermore, I don't think it comes out with multiplayer right away. it's just a single player $100

game console only I think people are going to I say this as a marathon fan who viewing it through that lens lens the idea that every new game gets super hated when it comes out

just feels like my reality and I bet GTA gets super hated when it drops like $100 for some single player thing yeah yeah and it's been I agree with you totally.

It's been too long. There's no way for it to measure up. I guarantee that like they've been like culture has literally changed, change back, change, change back. Like so many times. There's going to be a bunch of dated stuff in it already just by nature of how long it's taken. Like I could see people being like this just. I disagree. I disagree entirely.

People are expecting perfection. What are you going to see? Like right now, people on. Reddit are bitching because this game is going to is actually $100 and there's a basically the game is $100 and there's a cheap version that's 80 that's kind of the game but there are missions locked

behind it there are stores locked behind it tons of cosmetics and weapons you know you start out with a lot of custom customization if you get the $100 version $100 is a fucking steal $100 is a steal for a game like GTA it's a once a generation game called duty does this shit every year

where they prepat they sell you the same thing again for 60 or 70 bucks. At least what they should do is make a game called Cold Duty the way CounterStrike does. And it just gets better every fucking year and it adjusts every year. They don't do that because they bill you

for 60 a year every fucking year. Those are the people who should be getting the hate. The people that make a half-ass copy of their previous game every year and make it full price. Not the guys who spend a decade making a billion dollar masterpiece that we haven't seen yet, but

it's going to be a fucking nasty because these guys poor guys can't win and here I am defending the unhate unlikable again but if I'm a cod fan I want to spend $60 a year for a new update but these guys get shredded because the game's not the same and they get shredded because the game is the same they add wall running and update mechanics and everyone's like it sucks we want boots on the ground they put boots on the ground they're like yeah this is boring this is you know they just release the same game every year. They can't win. Now I'm a little done. They could do what I describe what CounterStrike does, what Russ does have a game. CounterStrike is barely updated. They make the smallest little tweaks and it's I don't know enough about Counterstrike but I would imagine that in in the in I mean Calddy does a game every year and they have for like 20 years or something like that. I would say in the last 20 years there's been a massive evolution counter strike right like I don't know but but I but I but I would imagine two engine changes and each time they try to make it

not noticeable but the players are so dialed in they notice it very much yeah and uh um but i think it's mostly the same out of there's not a lot of new maps i'm not an expert either i do gta is very different too like like it's it's not only this massive campaign that you you play through it's also this world that you can just exist in and fuck about it and have infinite almost content i don't know when online line is going to come out, but that's where it's real longevity takes place. That's where

a lot of GTA 5 people are right now, is in those role play servers playing cops and robbers and all that shit. Like a console only $100 game that with no online multiplayer? Is that confirmed? There's no online multiplayer? It's not releasing.

It's not, there will be online multiplayer, but not at first. Oh. That's what this post from a seemingly official account said. I've seen more than one article say that. So that's my source. If it's like a huge, really fun, good, well-made, good mechanics, like deep story game,

I don't have a problem with a hundred bucks. As long as you can get your money's worth, I just don't, I think a lot of people are expecting just, like Kyle's said, a generational game. Yeah. And it has to be. If it isn't, people are going to be pissed. You can't take 15 years. I think they'll rise to the occasion. I'm hanging my hat on that.

I think that it's going to be bonkers, how popular and big it is, and how well it's received. That's what I think, Scott. GTA-5's campaign was not super long. It was pretty quick. Like, in the scheme of campaign games, I don't know. Did you guys play the campaign? You know why. You didn't.

I don't play black protagonists. Oh. What we do. I don't. What are you want me to say? I prefer to be girls. Me too. I'm going to be a white lady. Or an Asian lady. I'll take that. Or a Latino. I'd be okay with that too.

I just need to be a fit lady. I don't want to be a fat one. That's very important. I almost, when I was playing the GTA campaign, like after all the characters were introduced, it was the black guy, the business guy, and then like the crazy crackhead guy. And it was almost like when I was reading Game of Thrones back in the day,

and I would turn the page and see Sansa. I'd be like, oh. Like you just start cooking with the crackhead, and then you'd bounce to one of the other two, and I'm like, great. Now I've got to grind with one of these two until the crackhead comes back in the scene. He's the only one with funny lines.

That guy's a great actor, too. He's the balding guy. He looks just like the actor. Yeah. Yeah. That guy's in tons of movies. In Walking Dead, he's like one of Niggins' lieutenants. He's the one who comes and takes the...

with the big mustache. Yeah. He's Simon and yeah. Yeah, he was the best character at far. He's in a lot of shows. He's often the sort of unhinged henchman character who's like scary to be around because he might pull your eyeball out just for Fox and giggles. My son likes walking dead so much.

If you're a new Spotify listener, I have an autistic son. He's 23, I think. 24 now. I don't know. Something like that. And it's three. I figured it out. Anyway.

He quizzes me on Walking Dead trivia, literally 15 minutes a day at minimum. Every day, he just, you know, who's this guy? I got to know, I got to tell Herschel apart from Dale all the time. He shows me pictures. He quizzes me with them. Or he just like hits me with scenes and makes me mostly naming the characters. Has he seen it all? Oh, yeah, yeah.

He's watching the new shows? We've watched the ones with Rick and Michone, but not the one with Daryl Dixon. Yeah, and there's also the one with Negan and Maggie. Right, I haven't seen that either. I haven't either. I've seen some clips from it, and I was like, man, if I still cared about this show, that'd be a big moment. That was fucking cool. Like, Negan has made his bat an electrobat now.

He points, he's like, it looks like they're in a church or an auditorium of some kind. You're referring to Lucille, his bad has a name. Yeah, Lucille. He pulls up Lucyle. one of today's quiz questions. Niga's talking shit to like the leader of this huge group of people and he puts the bat in his face

and he's like, get that thing out of my face. And he grabs it and he like pushes a button and like zaps him and kills him. And then there's a scene where like Negan has prepared like a feast for them all. I did not get up. You take that bat that's wired

to all those batteries you're carrying off. Backpack full of car batteries. Made no sense tech-wise. And then there's another scene where they're in the same room. Again, it looks like a church. And he's up at the front where the priest would be. And he has a banquet table full of good-looking food.

There's like ribs. And the bad guys all think that Negan and his boys have poisoned the food or something. Like, Niggins like, you sure? You don't want to dig in? And he's like got a rib. He's like, oh, damn, that's good. like, y'all sure you don't want some of this?

And they're all kind of coming around. And he goes, ah, and he flips the whole table over to reveal, like, there's nothing but zombies underneath the hole in the floor that all come out and start going for the bad guys. And then out of nowhere,

two guys flank Negan with matching flame throwers and start burning everybody alive. And I'm like, what is this show now? This is pretty hardcore. But I'm never getting back into it. They lost me years ago. That's fair.

They had some C. seasons that were either just too slow where nothing happened at all or just really unrealistic gunfights and stuff. Yeah, I got lots of strong feelings about that show. It's like, man, the writing at times and the characters are so strong because they come almost directly from the comics. But like the way you're making them dance on the stage is pathetic. All the gun fights, like, gun fights should be lethal. Guns are fucking lethal. They're a problem. We're not going to have a war of 50 versus. 50 where we both got AK-47s that last longer than a couple days.

Like, it's going to be over quick. Because anybody that gets winged is going to die. Rifles shoot through people. There's no hospital. There's no fucking antibiotics, really. I mean, occasionally there are, but it becomes a mission. There'll be a whole episode about acquiring one dose of amoxicillin

and we're out here taking gunfire. That stuff always irks me. That's what drives me with shows like suns. My biggest issue was the inconsistent threat level of the walkers. Sometimes, if you didn't watch the show to the deeper seasons, they would literally heard stampedes of zombies that it's hard to estimate how many

there were, but I'll throw out 75,000, right? Like a lot of zombies. And they're just directing them to like walk off cliffs and shit. And then there are other times where three overwhelms somebody. And I'm like, what are we doing here? Sometimes they're absolute idiots. Other times we lose 1 v1s. I'm not getting it.

It's ridiculous. Like there are multiple scenes where our main crew, like Rick and Daryl and Mishone and Maggie or something like that, you know, six years into this thing or something like that. They're walking through them like Neo in the Matrix. They're going to shah, shah, shah, shah. Everybody's a perfect headshot with their. guns, bows, spears. Maggie's just walking through him with a knife. Just like kung fuing

zombies. And then like you said, all of a sudden that silent zombie comes out of nowhere that we don't... Have you ever walked in the woods before? Oh my fucking God, there's no such thing in silent, especially when you're the shambling dead. Like,

they couldn't write it well enough to explain how a character would get caught or died. And then when guns come into play. It got so unrealistic to anyone who knew basic gun shit that it just drove me away from the show. That and like the storylines got boring

and it looked cheap at times. Like it was plagued with problems. And it's one of those classic bag fumbles for a TV show because for people who weren't like a lot, I know you're a most everybody listened to this was alive

when the Walking Dead was popping. But when it was like really popping in like 2012, 2013, I'm going to say. We were going to Walking Dead events. Me and my girl were the epicenter in Georgia. It was cultural.

It was a phenomenon where like everybody was getting into like zombie shooting targets and zombie like every Halloween was full of like Ricks and Michones and shit like that. It was all over TV. It was all over social media. It was mean to no end.

The clips would go ultra-viral. When something happened in an episode, it was the water cooler discussion of the of the next day. We would go to that bar where they had the Walking Dead viewing parties packed. We'd get there an hour early. We would have already eaten our meal and we'd just be like sipping coffees when it's time to actually play the, they would play the.

Is they silent enough? Dude. So here's what they do. They play last week's episode first on AMC. So anybody who missed it gets caught up. Amazing programming decision, by the way, because it's a show where you need to see it. So it extends the duration of selling drinks. For sure. So they play that episode standard bar environment with like tables and food.

Like everybody's chatting, everybody's watching. There's tons of screens all around this place. The viewing party is important to the establishment. Like it's set up that way. Then that episode would end and the credits would be rolling. And they'd mute the TV and a guy would come on the microphone from behind the bars. Hello, welcome to this last night in. Let you guys know, we're doing the Walking Dead viewing party tonight. if you're new here, we don't talk during the show. You can talk quietly amongst yourselves during the commercial breaks, but if you're talking during the show at any point,

you'll get one warning, and then your whole table will be asked to leave. Let you know right now. And sure enough, some dude is over there jibbering. He waits to the commercial break. He says, table number four, this is your warning. One more time out of you, your whole table will be asked to leave. We will clear away your food, we'll clear away your drinks. You will leave.

You understand? You will not. be charged. It was a thing. They will throw you out of there for talking during the show. And everybody in there respected that, like except for that one little instance. And we're all glued to it because everybody there is a super fan. A related question.

You could react, right? Was there a bit of a crowd? A ooh, like a laugh. A little bit. And that can increase. That can improve the viewing experience to me. Like that UFC event we saw at the movie theater. Yeah.

Have you seen the new thing they've got for football where there's a giant curved screen at the front of the room and everyone's sitting in like stadium-style seating and the screen is such high fidelity that when you see a clip of it you thought you were at the game and then they turn the camera to reveal

we're in a bar type thing I'll try to find a clip of it. It's amazing. That's like a real bar with food and shit. No, he muted himself to look up the cool bar screen. I don't know if I would want that.

If I'm going to a bar, I wouldn't want it to be that strict. I get if it's a watch party, but if that were the vibe and it were a show I wasn't that into, I'd be like, yeah, I think I might be heading to the patio,

you know, because I'm here to chit chat a little bit with my friends. I was never as into it as you guys. There were a couple key characters I liked. The main guy was cool, that kid who was kind of shitty sometimes, Coral. He was cool. I didn't like Michone.

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That is crazy. This isn't the same. This can't be the same thing. The same thing. We could show it to people. I bet we get copyright struck for just this. This is the Cosm in Dallas. Yeah, who knows?

Like, like, this is NFL. Sports is bad. Yeah. Yeah. Companies don't play. That's incredible. Like, like, I kept watching it and be like, Is this the thing I was talking about or is this the fucking game?

You can't tell. It looks like they're sitting in the end zone. That was the giveaway to me. Did you get that close? Behind the goalpost, yeah. It seems like it would be better than going to the game because I guarantee, you know, service is better. Your drinks are going to show up faster.

Your chicken wings are going to show up faster. The bathroom is closer. It's the bathroom. During a regular NFL game, what's it, three hours? I'm going to need to piss three times. If I'm drinking especially. Yeah. And you're going to get up.

during the breaks, of course, and that's when everybody's getting up, and now you're in a giant. It's the ordeal. I don't like parking half a mile away, paying 20 bucks for parking, like the trek to your seats, the being lost in the stadium kind of, like that whole scene is not enjoyable to me. Yeah. When we were in Atlanta, we could walk to the Marta station, hop on the train, and it took you to underneath the stadium itself. So you just went up an escalator and you're there. That was really nice.

for the Thrasher's games. I never went to a Hawks game. Still haven't. Won't. Still haven't. Yeah, I've never been to a basketball game either. You could offer me championship tickets and the Hawks were playing the fucking,

I don't even know if the Lakers are in the correct side of the side of the... They would be there on the East versus West. Yeah, I wouldn't go. I have no interest in that. Yeah, I'd sell those. Basketball's kind of a good place right now. There's a lot of the new stars are interesting to see and it's getting good.

stale. I know it won't appeal to you, but to people that like basketball, it's like, oh, we got a good little crop coming. Let's see. Let's see where this goes. Yeah. So we talked about Dustin Porre having the meltdown and the Atlanta airport on PKK. What we didn't catch was he was dropping

in bombs. Oh, I only watched it without sound. I didn't even know. Was it bleeped or? Yeah, it was. It was bleeped. And it's so funny, John Jones tweets, someone tweets at John Jones and they say, Does Dustin have the N-word pass, John?

John replies, absolutely. Said that shit so smooth, I literally took no offense. Dustin's one of my favorite fighters. I'm really disappointed that he fucked up like that. He adjusted his shorts, and they play a side-by-side clip of him in the octagon fighting, and him at the airport getting ready to fight a cop. Bo-clips synced up. adjust the shorts, get into the stance.

And they're like, that cop was so close, he don't even know. Yeah. Yeah, he was saying like, he was saying like, let's do it, Ninja. Let's fucking do it, Ninja. He was like rolling off the tongue. It's hard to catch, but he was calling the cop. He wanted to fight the cop. I can't imagine.

The cop was very much not escalating. In that case, well, he was a security guard. But yeah, he didn't want any part of that. He was walking backwards the whole time. I thought you did a great job. The cop did an amazing job at de-escalating it. A woman cop might have killed Dustin Porriere last on Father's Day in Atlanta. If you'd had some trigger-happy lady cop, she'd have killed Dustin fucking Porier,

and we'd have all been poor for it. So glad that didn't happen. But he was just, I've seen that play out so many times in those cop videos where someone's too drunk to be boarded. And then they've maybe been a little snooty or. they stumbled and somebody questioned them and then they got snooty with the the gate attendant, whatever that person is, who actually like, oh, thank you again. Well,

scans your ticket in. They start trouble with them. And then that person has way more authority than you would think. They can literally go, we're not boarding ticket A37. They can go back, catch another flight. And then they up, they, oh, fuck you, you can't do this to me. I'm going home. I'm going home. And they're like, actually, now you can't fly with spirit at all.

You'll have to find a Delta flight home. Yeah, you'll have to ruin one's day on Southwest. It just keeps escalating until the person, because they're already too drunk to fly on an airplane, which is an accomplishment in its own right. That's so drunk. You would think that they would just get there and immediately, like, conk out. No. Or maybe they're in the throes of it. They're literally the throws of it.

Yeah. There's no amount of, you know, HGTV on that little back screen that's going to calm them down. They don't even make it to the plane. Like, like, they usually don't make it. it into the plane. They catch that they're like fall down, slurring my words, being obnoxious, drunk in the, you know, the, what do you call it when you, when you're waiting out, the ticketing area, not the ticketing area, but, you know, where you sit down and watch Fox News, the gate, yeah. Yeah, I've seen a bunch of those. There's a great one where this black lady has that

luggage you can ride. She's too drunk, she's too drunk to get on the plane. And finally they convince her, ma'am, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. You know, they're giving her that speech. And she's like, riding her little luggage away. And the cop is escorting her back out of the airport, like basically. He has to walk with her the whole way. And they get on the little plane train. They go to the next stop.

And finally, she doesn't like him following her. Gets in a knockdown, drag-out fist fight with him and start spitting. By the time it's over, there are three cops mushing her into a corner and she's going like spitting and they're like, get us a spit bag now. And so they mush her face into the corner so she can't spit on them

and they won't let her go. And some random white bitch walks by and she's like let her go. And they ease up a little and she's like it's more spitting and they're like, you see why we have her mushed ma'am? Keep moving unless you want a problem too mush her back up in there.

finally get the spit hood on her. She looks like a beekeeper now. They got her all zipped up. They have to strap her to a wheelchair and roll her ass out. And then they got a wrapper like a burrito, which is my favorite thing to happen to obnoxious pieces of shit. They bring out this thing where they, it looks kind of like when you're being lifelighted out of like the mountains.

Yeah. And they strap you to the gurney really securely, except you're just sitting on the ground screaming at cops, racial epitaphs. And they're like, the coup de grace, the best part, they put one of them retard helmets on you at the end. And you look so goofy sitting you wrapped up like a burrito with a helmet on.

You feel a little badass, right? Like if you're getting wheeled out like Hannibal Lecter from the Atlanta airport, they put that mask on you. Wow, a dangerous genius. Oh, no, just someone who had $11, $17 margaritas at the Chili's in Concourse. day. I get air sick easy enough. I don't need to add drinking to that. I'd get ruined.

It'd be a mess. Oh, yeah. Oh, it doesn't bother me. Oh, I guess I don't get air. It doesn't bother me either. I don't get sick in the air. I like to drink on the plane, though. I like to have a vodka and usually get like a bloody merry type kind of mixed drink or something like that. Maybe have a beer before

I get on the plane. I'd sleep through most of the flight then. Yeah. I want sound cancelling earbuds and a movie. I've picked for my laptop. That's my way. That's nice. That's nice, too. I just always fly with SIF 5. I would bring my game laptop in Civilization 5.

And man, oh, sorry, guys, we're going to have to sit here at the gate for the wait for clearance. Going to be about 15, 20 minutes before we even take off. Fuck that, man. These hashtags are catching hands. I don't care at all. That's a great travel game. Travel, I can't imagine how boring. it was to fly huge flights before any of these amenities.

Because you can't really talk to the people next to you on the plane because there's all that ambient like no, it's just loud and annoying that it's just not a conversational space. You just have to sit there and if you forget a book, you're just fucked. You're just raw dog in a seven hour flight. I did that to Japan. Oh my God. You didn't bring a book or a Game Boy or anything. I would get air sick trying to read on a flight.

And I guess I expected more entertainment from the, you know, little console in front of me. But I did get a lot of sleep. Yeah. Whenever I see pictures on Reddit of like the good old days of like 1950s and 60s air travel, they're bringing like a, like a roast chicken and like full plates of sides. And everybody's smoking cigarettes and there's and all this through this. They're smoking hot.

And there's like way more room than you need. It's like... It looks awesome. It looks awesome. They're serving you meals, like the same kind of meals you get at medieval times where they're like, would you like a Cornish game hen, sir? Would you like to eat it with your hands with a cup of meat? Absolutely.

They still do that. It's just first class. Or even like this flight attendant to person ratios way better. I've literally had lobster. The desserts they serve in first class. I'm like, I don't deserve this. This is really nice. The free drinks are my favorite part of first class.

I just like being able to get free drinks. Like I know it's only a couple bucks, but to me it's a real luxury. They're expensive. Just getting a Coke on a plane is expensive. If you get a beer on a plane, it's like eight bucks. If I'm in first class, I'm going to take advantage of the free vodka. I usually get one or two. I like never ever have champagne in like the one time, one of the two times I've flown first class.

Like I was like a total virgin to it. And so I didn't know how it worked. And they're like bringing out like food options. And they're like, it's all included, of course. And what do you want to drink? And I'm like, I'm a mimosa. And then she's like, starts to bring him out a couple of mimosas. And I'm like, we know, we can drop the orange juice act.

And she's like, of course. And she's like, just bringing up cups of champagne. I'm like, this is great. Just getting trashed on a like seven hours. Right. It was fun. Yeah, absolutely. I see what I'm first class is nice and Delta first class is fine and Virgin first class was extraordinary.

But I see those clips of like Asian airways and emirate airways and stuff where these people have bedrooms with showers. And it's like, what did that cost? Is that a $30,000 plane ticket? Like it's wild. They have a queen size bed. They have a big flat screen TV, maybe like 50 inches or something like that. And for themselves. And they have their own little.

cabin and they have a shower have a shower in there. It's like that's... Yeah. They're competing with the PJs. That's the challenge. Like, it's so much nice to avoid security and all that fun stuff.

Yeah. Oh, private jail. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Man, I don't even know that airline. I'm sorry. I've been talking to Mr. and Mrs. Beast and I'm kind of entrenched in that.

I went from that much of an airline I'm unfamiliar to to maybe the really fancy ones give you like pajamas the way the way you can get a blanket. You're own... They're robes and stuff, yeah. They literally do give you pajamas and stuff, yeah.

I've seen those... It was one of the Asian airlines where it wasn't the full-on bedroom I was talking about, but it was like... It was a little bed. Like, it was a bed. I'm super jelly of that

because I hate sitting in that goddamn sea. Even first class, my neck starts bothering and my back starts bothering me after three or four hours. I don't want to be sitting there for four hours. I don't like using that disgusting toilet that we're all sharing up there and pretending like it's up to the we all paid hundreds of dollars to be here. You could do better than a, it's like the toilet from a bus. It's a chemical toilet back there. I mean, it is. Big labels. It's like, don't drink this disgusting water. Wash your hands. It's like, I don't know, dude. Have you seen the video? We probably talked about it when it happened, but that one guy who, it's seemingly his YouTube content is him preparing meals.

in accommodations that are not meant to prepare meals in. Like, he's in a hotel room, and he's using the coffee maker to make a steak, or he's using, like, the iron to, like, make grilled cheese and stuff. He's got a stinger, which is that thing where you plug into the wall, and it's just like a hot wire. You put into water to boil water like they do in prison, and he's, like, boiling up shrimp in the sink of the... He did the same thing in an airline bathroom.

He made, like, Shrimp Alfredo or something in the fucking... sink. That's kind of dope. Yeah, but like, there's, I think Kyle was one who shared like a couple years ago. That's,

I hope that that was like a, like a Hollywood little booth that was a pretend bathroom. Kind of like how like, sex traffickers in Ukraine or Belarus or whatever will have those fake bedrooms that they forced the slaves into. Like, I hope that's what it was. Because otherwise, there was an enormous line out there of people waiting because you,

you're not whipping up a quick, you know, Linguini in there, boiling it in your non-potable water. That's disgusting. That guy's a dick hit if that's real. From Linus Tech Tips at that like 50 OG YouTubers thing I did, he was the only one that came by Private Jet. And he brought his own assistant, like I'm pretty sure on the clock,

who just like followed him around with a notebook and stuff, like attending to all his needs. He must be doing really well. What were his needs? Did you over here? I did hear one time. was like making sure the scheduling and stuff was all fine for their flight home. But that's it.

You know, making sure they have something bougier. Like I want to San Pellegrino. If it's a Perrier, I will send it back. Jimmy had so much staff. Like at all of our, like,

what do you have a headache? Are you cold? Do you want, are you hungry? Like they're going to solve any problem that a human might have. And you didn't need your own. But he had them. It was kind of neat.

I'm hungry again. they roll out like a fucking card of beastables or something mine's moldy yeah we've heard that that's not true um here's the is that a thing

yeah yeah I've never heard of that bathroom yeah yeah summer moldy don't worry about it there's probably fixed now if he even does that anymore yeah it probably doesn't do that anymore it fixed the mold

here's the guy making shrimp and mashed potatoes in an airport or an airplane bathroom. It is so disgusting. What an asshole. Can you imagine the stink of boiled shrimp in a bathroom? You know what?

It's definitely in that dish, a lot of garlic. And so you're tempting the people outside the bathroom of the tasty meal. He's using the sink as the pot that he's cooking the shrimp in. He doesn't know that sometimes people pee in that for fun.

Oh, where do you pee? Oh, you know, usually the floor. Oh, right. Oh, garlic, but this is vile. Yeah. He made the stinkiest meal I can imagine. Basically, for those who are, listen, he has powdered garlic mashed potatoes and frozen cooked shrimp. And he is mushing them up and cooking them in the bathroom sink of the airplane.

And then he is going back to his seat and eating them out of, like, a satchel. This guy should be in Guantanamo. This is who we should have sent to that El Salvadorian Superbex prison for life. Yes. He'd be a king there. He'd be selling shrimp taters to those guys down there. Oh my gosh,

you're right. I love my prisoner, like vlogs and stuff, like the interviews with the ex-prisoners. And this one guy was talking about how much money he would make for the Super Bowl party. He would make pizzas. And you took tortillas and you like brushed them with honey. water and then you microwave them and they sort of like stick together and create the crust

and he's like I made like the pizzas were expensive they were like a hundred dollars a piece or something and he sold like 50 pounds yeah he made like for an entire pizza yeah they were big like pan pizzas I'm hearing a hundred a slice I'm processing he would make a big pizza with loaded with cheese and meats and it would be a hundred dollars and he sold like 70 of them on super Bowl Sunday. He made like $7,000 in a day making prison pizza. He's like, I was rolling in it. He made more money in prison

than I was making on the outside. But then you hear the awful stories. Like, you might have seen the video this week of the guy getting dukeygloch. Dokey glocked? No, I didn't see the dukelycloct video. Don't know what a dukeglock is? I imagine it's something

on. Taylor, you're so uncultured. You don't know about doogie blocks. Is it some of a dude? See, I've been down before, as they say. The dokey glock is when you take a shampoo bottle, right? You shit in it. You piss in it. You pour some milk in there. You might throw an egg.

You shit in it again. Put the lid on. And every day you shake it up. You just leave it in your cell somewhere. You shake it up. Let it rock for a week or two, something like that. Then using like a milk carton or something similar, the size of the vessel you put the ducky in, depends on like what weapon you call it.

So a dokey Glock is a little one. That's just for one person, a little quick. And what you do is, you squirt it on the face of the CO when he comes to check on you. So as soon as the guard comes around, how you do it? You know, they check you all the fucking time. So he comes to your cell, you hit him with the dokey Glock. And it's just this brown shit water that's been fermenting for weeks. And sometimes they just do it just to do it.

Like I remember one story that the guard, he's like, yeah, I got Duky Glock. And, you know, I went and I washed my face off and I came back to him. I was like, you know, after we'd whipped his ass and, you know, everything, we're like, why did you do that? He's like, he was just the first one to come by. I was going to duke you, whoever came by. And then I saw a video on Reddit of a CEO getting dukey go out. And he just goes to check on the guy. And obviously, he's wearing a body camera.

And you just see brown liquid coat the lens. And the cops just like, like going to clean. Another thing they'll do. Like a hepatitis or something I'll give you hepatitis I was going to say There was just one tattoo artist that was getting like What do you call it when you make somebody Extorted? He was getting extorted for free tattoos

They were like making him give them tattoos Or they'd whip his ass and he was good at it And you're not going to give him a bad tattoo They'll just whoop your ass anyway And somebody went to him like man Why don't you let those guys do that to you? Well you got to stand up for yourself And he's like, no see I read Sun Tzu

Be weak when you're strong and strong when you're week. I can't whip their ass, but I gave them all hepatitis. That's a hepatitis needle. They all got that shit now. What's we giving all the bad guys hep C when they run them up and make them give them a fucking tattoo. Another one. This is the worst. You all ever use a user hurt? That's right out of Sun Tzu. We do the last one. I have this image of a correctional officer that's been Dukey Glock so many times. He's like a pro

at it. Like, you know, you'd think the egg would be the least offensive thing in here, but it's the urine. That is so funny to be pooping in a bottle and then be like, yeah, let's really make this gross egg. There's

like an Indian guard against Dugi likes. Like, you'll have no power here. What was the last one, Kyle, that you were leading to? Yeah, the worst one. I'm trying to find the Doogie Glock video. I think I have it. I trust you.

Yeah, yeah, I got the Doogie Glock. So the worst one I heard about was, you ever hear of like, it's, have you ever used paint stripper, like the good kind for like automotive paint? It's called there was a product we used to use called Towel Strip. And the point of the name was that you, you brush this stuff onto the car, onto the paint. And it's going to eat the paint brush, by the way. So don't use an expensive one. and then in about five, ten minutes the paint literally starts bubbling up

and you can scrape it off now with a towel. So it's become towel strip like ready. And if you're stripping a car down to the bare metal to like completely redo it, it's what we would do. It's scary. It's gelatinous a little bit too. It's thick. So what they did was they went to the automotive and they got some towel strip

and they put it in a peanut butter jar and they added a little Kool-Aid to it to make it look like a jar. Kool-Aid and then they threw it in the guy's face while he was handcuffed and the guard ran away and it ate his eyeballs out. Oh my gosh. You have me curious about the product. Do you have to do anything to deactivate it on the car? No, you just wipe it off and you're good.

So what we would do, I don't know if this is the right practice or not. It's just what we would do. We'd brush it on the car. We'd strip it off, usually scraping it with like a metal scraper. And then it would be on the floor in like heaps. And then we just, we had a drain in the shop in the middle and everything flowed down. And we just hose it down the drain and it'd go like out the back of the shop. So I, you didn't have to get it like the remnants of the traces off the car.

Oh, you did. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was, it would burn you if you got it on you. I've got it on me a little bit before and it starts like burning right away. Like it's very scary stuff. Hmm. Jeez.

Yeah. I bet you that product is like dangerous for other reasons. Like, oh, but when you combine it, when it touches ammonia, or, you know, when it touches aluminum or something, wild stuff happens. There's got to be a reaction you can get out of it. Yeah, it's a, we loved it because, like, sanding down a whole car takes all day, you know, to sand the paint all the way down to bare metal, but that stuff takes it off in 20 minutes. I think we'd wash the car maybe, like, hit it with a pressure washer after.

I really don't remember that part. Have you guys been gaming lately? I think Taylor's kind of both sort of stepped away from gaming lately. Yeah, I've done that. Long hiatus. I'm on the other side. I game all the time. I love marathon.

I root for it. I hope it does well. I have over 600 hours in it. I'm kind of opened my door. And it looks like Rainbow Six Siege is my next game. This is a competitive shooter that people are good at. And most of the walls are destructible. So there's so much to learn about proper site setup.

My mechanics are pretty good, but my knowledge is pretty bad. and it's become my passion lately, like just to get good at this game. I only have like 60 some hours in it, but I probably have that much too in like videos and research. And I'm still learning my way. To learn the map, it's more than like learning a cod map. Cod maps were kind of simple because there was a lot outdoors

and then there were some basic buildings. These buildings all seem to be mazes that don't make normal sense. And sometimes I just need to get to the other side and I can't figure it out. Everywhere I go is a closed closet seemingly. But man, it's so hard to be good at that it's kind of pulled me in. So that's what I'm up to lately. One shot headshots, that's a threat. What are you saying?

I don't have anything on the horizon as far as a game I want to play. GTA. I'll play that on console. Warhammer stuff is like seven months away, isn't it? September. September 17th is a release date for Warhammer, Dawn of War, four and that's the one that's more similar to something like Starcraft than it is to total war total war total war you select your army that you're

going to field before and then you you assemble it and then they say go and you advance toward each other and grind each other up and there are reserve units you can call up into the battlefield but that's basically it but in Don of War I think you're going to be building no one knows exactly what it's going to be because it's going to be a Don of War two and Don of War three were very different games as far as the way base building and resource acquisition worked and fighting worked because of those two things. So they think it's going to be a hybrid of those two systems. I hope there's like strategic base building like there is an AOE. I don't want to manage villagers. That's not my style. I would love to do that. There will be nothing like that.

There will be nothing like that. There probably won't be. I think there might be some eco management, but I don't think it'll be so precise that your timing to the to the, to the, within two second windows of when you send X Villager to Y resource or how you scout like lure Boar or something like that. Yeah, but that separates the wheat from the chaff with the strategy. Like as far as in the micro, like it makes it so that there's just so many more layers of how good you can be at the game, you know? Because then you can't just do like total war.

You don't have to worry about that at all. You just go in and battle no balance, no eco balance rather. Like the, of course, military structure balance you need. Yeah. But I would love a villager. There's resource management in that. But it's nothing like AOE is. I've seen some clips of that game, which is the other Warhammer RTS, which I think comes

out next year, the Total War Warhammer 40K game. And that looks really good. I was worried about how they were going to adapt all of the ranged units. Because in previous total war games, they did, they do things like, like Samarize or Romans and stuff like that. They have lots of melee-based armies. and their ranged armies aren't exactly fleet-footed. It's archers on foot and stuff like that.

So it slows the game down and it plays a certain way. So I was wondering how they were going to balance things like flying jump troop space marines with bolt guns. But after watching the demo of it, it looked really good. When you take your squad of space marines and tell them to go here near a building or near some rubble and they don't stand in a perfectly symmetrical straight line like spaced evenly the way that

previous Warhammer titles did, they each take cover individually. So if like the cover looks like a Jackaland's mouth, you know, little juts and missing spots everywhere, they each get behind a thing and spread out a little bit. That looked really good.

Yeah, I'll try all of those. I know the, like, I know we really enjoyed the Total War one with the fantasy world a few years ago. And that was just really well made and probably the prettiest game I've played. They released DLC like last week or something. That must be a $500 game if you want everything.

I've got $300 in it easy of like just various factions and DLCs. Does Taylor have a $5090? Yeah. No, $40.90. Oh, okay. Yeah. Still criminal. That's a demanding game.

It was super demanding. But you could zoom in and like every orcs got a little person out. They're missing like different teeth and have different piercings. You have thousands of individual soldiers on the field. and each one of them, when you scroll wheel all the way in, it looks good. And he's not just standing there statically. He's going, and then you'll like scroll over to this guy, and he's just sitting. I'm in a different world right now.

I'm like lowering all my graphic settings so that I can get 350 frames per second so that I get a minute competitive advantage over some guy at 300 frames per second. it's a different thing. Yeah. Very different. I haven't played a shooter that I've enjoyed in easily half decade. When did they, it was probably like 2019 or something that they released, re-released Cod4. Yeah.

And I played that for maybe a week or two on and off. Just no more than a little or graders. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess first person shooter. I haven't done a first person shooter since then. I just don't see any on the horizon for me. I'm high hopes for these Warhammer games because that universe is so cool. If it were my choice, I would always go to the fan.

I would have them do the fantasy world instead of the 40K world because the magic is more fun to me than the guns. It's all neat. Well, the wizards and the ghouls and goblin, like all that. They all exist. All of that is in Warhammer 40K. All of that. There are gods. There are demons.

There are what are essentially wizards and warlocks. there are cultists who do there's always a cult infiltrating one of the planets and hiding out and they're worshipping some evil God and they're trying to do a sacrifice that'll open a portal to hell so they can allow the evil to flow in and it's let the evil is contagious

so the people are mutating and turning into fucking ghouls and goblins and shit I mean there's there's dwarves you know like all of that exists in Warhammer 40K so they're going to be another Ogren faction so I remember I had a lot of fun playing those guys and the fantasy one. They weren't that great.

The Ogren are 40K. The Ogren are 40K. Those are ab humans who were like dumb people who grew up on a planet with too much gravity. And so they're like, they're called, they're close enough to humans that most of the Imperium doesn't outright think they need to be exterminated. And so they serve within like the astromilitarum, like the space armies. And they often serve as personal bodyguards to commissars because they, they form this like dog-like bond with whoever their guy is.

And so in a lot of the Warhammer 40K novels, they're tear-jerkers because the ogren is so down, no matter what, he's coming to save you. Oh, did they blow his head half off? He doesn't care. He's going to crawl to you and save the day. He's going to give his last lifeblood to save his commissar. He's like walking out with one leg and half an arm carrying his buddy.

back to his regular human buddy back to safety. Like that happens all the time in 40K novels. They're a fun little part of the world that I liked. They were not a useful faction in the fantasy version, but I just liked their lore so much that they were a fun one to play with. But yeah, they wouldn't be a very useful 40K army. Like I would imagine you want those guys sprinkled in. You wouldn't want a whole regiment because they were regiments

because they're kind of retarded. They're okay. You usually have like a human leading, like several ogren. And the ogren will range from the intelligence of a three-year-old to about a five-year-old or something like that. Ooh, not a great minute. And then a Kate, like I don't, I don't think any ogre had ever, there was a story. I can't remember the details. But it was like, this ogren can count the five.

He's in charge. Put him in charge of all the others. He can count to fucking five. That's an accomplishment. This is one of the smart. ones. If you can carry, you know, what would usually be reserved for a tank size. They're strong.

Yeah, they really are. They're as strong as a space marine. As far as physical strength, they're just dummies. They're big, retarded galutes who sometimes don't know how badly they're injured, so they just keep fighting. That Gavin Bob storyline that's on YouTube. That was a good one. He, like, keeps kidding. He's like, then the mean wizard shot blue lightning.

it Bob and it hurt but that made Bob mad. You're like, oh shit. That's great. I love that shit. Yeah, it's a really cool world. I hope Henry Cavill gets on his horse and gets that shit made. Unless it's already been shot down because that was years ago and it was talking about initially. That's an ongoing project.

It's just going to take a long time because there's a lot of people to please. You have to get it through Amazon. You have to get it through Games Workshop who's very particular about how their product and their characters are represented. See, it's not like a lot of IPs that get made into TV shows and movies where, you bend the rules a little

bit. All right, this time Batman's not so much a detective as he is, like a vigilante. Or this time, you can't do that. You can't make a different kind of Superman because Games Workshop is very particular about their story and about these characters and it's all kind of in concrete as

far as the storyline going forward is. So whatever Henry Cavill does, if it's in previous Warhammer time periods that's already been written about and cemented down, it has to be right as far as Games Workshop is concerned. They can't make this character do something he didn't do. And if it's going into the current bleeding edge of the storyline, which is happening right now with Gilliman and the Lion and Abadon

and all that stuff, then they know where that story's heading and they want Henry Cavill's project to fit in there like a glove as far as what the other novels are going to say, what the game accompanying literature is going to say, what games are going to say, what the tabletop is going to say. It has to be a certain way.

And then you have to get through Henry Cavill, who loves these characters and is like a super nerdy fan of it the way we are about certain things. So I think just getting it written correctly is going to be a bit of a hurdle. But Amazon would rather it be like that. I would rather it be super stringent.

with what they allow you to do. The last thing we want is another rings of power. Yeah, they're not, that's a perfect example of like, Amazon was happy to bastardize Tolkien. They're probably plenty happy to bastardize 40K, but between Henry Cavill and Games Workshop,

they won't allow that to happen. So you're going to get something that fits in with all the other materials perfectly by the end. And I can't recommend those novels enough. They're so fucking good. I love the novels so much. It's my favorite.

And it's a book series where like you're never going to be done. Like if you're thirsty for more, there's more. There's more. There's plenty more. I need to go on Amazon and buy a few more of those because those were like a fun. If you ever decide to talk to me because I'll tell you the ones that are good. Because there's some like three books series that are really good. There's this group of space marines called the Carcarodons, which is Latin for space. Carcaridon Astra is Latin for space sharks.

Everything they do is shark themed. They're kind of like anti-hearines. where like they're not part of the Imperium. They were cast out like thousands of years ago for some crime that nobody even remembers exactly what they did. And they're on like a penitent like mission where they don't touch base with home. Home doesn't even remember that they exist anymore. They're just these scattered reports of these weird space marines all in gray who come down. Don't say a fucking word.

Newk the enemy. steal all the little boys that live on the planet and disappear into the night. Like this happens all the time. The only touching point they have is like in secret they do side deals with like the Martians. And everything they do is shark themed. They're all pale skin. They sharpen their teeth. They their ship is shark themed.

They have weapons like a coral shield and like stuff like that. Yeah. And they're awful. They're terrible people. Like they're in any other story. they would be the villains. Most chapters have different ways of acquiring their new, the boys they use to make space marines.

The blood angels have this thing where on the moon of their planet, there's a pilgrimage where all the boys know what they're getting into and they pilgrimage to this one city and there are tryouts. And sometimes kids die in the tryouts because they want to be blood angels. It's all, yeah, they want to. It's the greatest honor they can imagine. And even if you fall short of being a blood, They make you like a blood thrall.

So you're like a lower tier, like a squire kind of character. And everyone from the poorest of the poor to the sons of the noblury want this. It's much like being a knight in medieval times, you would imagine, would be. The Carcarodons kidnap children. They just straight up kidnapped children. And just turn them into shark warriors if they survived the process. Yeah. It seems like they went too hard with the shark thing.

When you read it, you're okay with it. you know, the writing's pretty good. And they're like, oh, it's a choral shield. What's the one of the odds of that? And like the boss, the main, um, Carcadon, it's just amazing. Just the best character ever. His weapons have names.

He's way, no one knows why he's so big. He's, they can't explain why he's so big. And his feats of strength are always like crazy over the top. Like he'll take on the whole army in a hallway or something. Stay out of my way and just like fuck up a hundred different guys. it's good stuff. Yeah.

Carcara don't. We're talking about Warhammer novels. Oh, okay. And then there's a current storyline that involves like Gilemon, who's one of the sons of the emperor returning and his whole, his current storyline, fighting like his evil brother,

Mortarian from planet to planet is pretty good. There's a priest character whose faith is so powerful that nothing can hurt him. He literally, like it's in the Warhammer universe, if you believe enough, then you can make belief real. And so if you are truly faithful enough in the emperor and in his protection, you will be protected.

And so... Peter Pan has that too. Kind of. This priest lands on a planet that's infected with like Nergel's plague. It's just infection and goo every step you take that immediately kills people. Like the air itself is enough to kill a person. and him and his band of like

sycophants who are all also like they're like whooping their they're like flagellating themselves and praising the emperor as they just walk through the ooze and they're just singing song I imagine like an evangelist with like a whole crowd like a snake handler or like I guess that would be Pentecostal those guys and he's just walking through the ooze and the space marines are kind of thinking to themselves

and it's like somehow he is untouched by the befalement of the dark one I can't figure it out because he's not wearing armor he's got like a gun in one hand a sword in the other and he's wearing his robes and he's just walking through the evil Can the space marines walk through this place also?

It would fuck them up pretty bad if they didn't have their armor on it worse than it would have huh? With the armor would they be okay? Yeah they got all sorts of like the armor's just a fix all I don't know why they would want to take

over a Nergel planet like it's pretty right He doesn't a Nergel planet. Nurgle has infected this planet. It's an imperial planet that's under siege. Cougath, the Plague Father, has been sent forth with his great... He was such a fun general in Warhammer. They sent Cougat for it, and he's got a cauldron in which he made, he's made like the most diabolical god-killer-like plague.

And the goal of the... Well, I pooed in it, and I peed in it. And a thrall is like, my lord, may I suggest an egg? perfect yes the duky clock Gilliman shall fall that's literally what they do they make a dukey glock

and toward the end of the book they dokey glock Gilman who's the son of the emperor like the last good one that's still alive and he dies and then just as he's dying as his brother stands over him celebrating deus ex machina god shows up the emperor himself

like you hear the emperor himself like you hear the emperor voice speak all of a sudden. And he imbues his power into Gilliman's rotting flesh and suit of armor. The plague was so bad it's eating his armor away and dissolving circuits and wires

while it like boils his insides and liquefies his brain. And the emperor like touches him through like the warp and embodies him and imbues into him his own power and he speaks with a voice not his own and his fucking sword ignites into flame and he

cast Mortarian out, opens a fucking portal through time and space itself and walks into the garden of Nergel and Kass and Nergel hides in his hut while the emperor strikes the ground while Gilman strikes the ground with the emperor's sword and burns Nergel's garden which is essentially his like dimension of existence. And he's like gives him like a one-liner like like a nice garden like I'll be back bitch like throws him one of those it's incredible when you read it. I thought the emperor had been dead for a million years.

10,000 years. He has sat, the carrion king upon his court's throne. He has sat immobile. But he split. He pops in from time to time. He doesn't pop in. The body sits there immobile rotted on top of a piece of technology that's so ancient that it dates back before humanity had evolved. And it is failing.

And they sacrifice like 10,000 psychers a day just to keep his like power going to light the space beacon, essentially that allows intergalactic travel. But his spirit, his soul has, again, belief in the Warhammer universe is power. So because a trillion humans have been worshipping him as a God for 10,000 years, they have made him a God in the warp. And so it's kind of like how you got the Holy Ghost. Jesus isn't there, God isn't there, but the Holy Ghost will show up places and imbue people with power.

saints will be given powers to cast down the evil like 99.9% of the time if you beg for the emperor for help nothing's going to happen but occasionally in these novels you use that 0.01% where like

and suddenly the heaven split with a golden light and the ground was split asunder and a holy power flowed through them all and the servants of the dark one coward and fled but none were

let live they were chased down and cut apart upon the stone and no demon could go back to their foul realm for they died the true death is he is he is he is he like was he around in this universe like before our time or this is all way after yeah that's the great thing about the emperor is he's like he he has shepherded humanity he was Alexander the Great he was multiple leaders throughout our time period and he's used his psychic powers to disguise himself. So no one truly knows what he looks like. But most people see him as a giant golden god,

like some 12-foot-tall, dark-haired, like, olive-skinned monster man who's perfect in every way. But no one knows what he really looks like, or his real name, which is another storyline. Right now, there's a guy trying to figure out the emperor's real name so he can bring it all crashing down because names give you power over a thing. Oh, yeah, I need to get a couple of those books. It's just a fun fantasy land.

I like that kind of stuff. It's more lore than Tolkien. Good lore. It's more lower than Tolkien. They got a lot of people poking around. And I'm glad to hear that they're like sticking to the lore because all it took was like, like Christopher Tolkien, J.R. Tolkien's son was like Mr. Strict about what you couldn't, couldn't do with their IP.

He dies and two years later fucking rings of power comes out because the next. generation was like we'll take that Amazon money go ahead and go ahead and make the orcs sympathetic and add in a bunch of characters that aren't there and make this retarded all orcs aren't bad they are there's not such thing as a bad orc only a bad ork master yeah only a bad orc is it terrible that orks can be sympathetic or at least no here's what I don't like unredeemable they are flat black the good guys are flat why Gandalf doesn't have like any like negative qualities he doesn't steal uh no no he is sometimes late

the he is no if you actually listen to the next line would he he's joking though he's totally late he was a little late yeah but that the orcs can't be good at like undoes the whole mythos of it like the orcs

are the embodiment of the evil Like they're not, they're not people like, like, there's not an orc like, another day, another dollar like heading to orc Chipotle to make burrito. Like, no, they're- Hear me out. I've always thought when evil people were just evil for the sake of being evil and there's no nuance.

There aren't two sides of the story. And the other guy was just so good. He's pure goodness. He's hard as of gold that it's a little dull. And it lacks nuance. when Walter White is kind of an anti-hero hero, you're root and form, but you recognize he's bad. When Thanos kind of sort of has a point, when like when bad guys are a little more nuanced than just pure evil, duh, I like the story more. It depends on the story.

Like in Lord of the Rings doesn't work well that way. Like the good guys aren't pure like white goodness. like, but they're not evil. Like they have flaws. Like, Aragorn has flaws. Frodo, like the whole gang, just using Lord of the Rings and the movie. Like, the whole nine, like, Boromir has flaws.

He's on the side of the free people, but he has, they're all like falling. Legolas has, uh, I think if you read the books, his like flaw would be perhaps what a lot of elves is, which is pride, um, like where they're kind of haughty. Yeah, I need to reread as well. but the orcs Sauron like those are like they're meant to be like Tolkien's representation of like demons major and minor demons like they've been so corrupted

so like they've chosen to be evil they weren't like scooped up in in the nonsense and like went it along and it's like before they know it they're rioting you know at a fucking ski store like Danny DeVito like they're they have to be evil because that's what they are and I understand you saying like in Warhammer I can you know I'm fine with a little more nuance there but for the lore of Lord of the Rings it does not work if you have like a little orc family hanging outside and this orc works at Ork H&R Block and he's just trying to make ends meet like no they're they're evil they're powered by evil they're fueled by it they desire to harm to hurt to maim to to kill that which is like beautiful and pure and make it and drag it down to be like them because they have resentment towards it. It goes without saying that the tax preparation orcs are the baddest of the orc fighters. It's trying to tell Sauron like,

I know it's technically evil to cheat on your taxes, but hmm, I don't know what to tell them. There is no such deduction. There is no. They're billing you 60 shekels for one simple tool used to torture Gollum. We can get that for free almost. Yeah, but they really, they really fucked up rings of power. I'm so glad that show failed and is continuing to fail.

Still going to think. Dude, its ratings are horrible. It's a total cultural irrelevancy. So, House of the Dragons or House of the Dragon or whatever it's called. Coming soon. Oh, it's out. Yeah, I'm going to watch it tonight. It came out like a day or two ago,

and I saw like a little buzz about it on Reddit and some like, I'm really good at avoiding spoilers. So as soon as I saw like a character, I recognized in the show, it was like, flick. Like, don't look at that. But it seemed like something big happened that involves the black Targaryen sea captain guy and also maybe Matt Smith,

you know, the incestuous uncle with the ponytail. So I'm pretty hype for that. I'm going to watch that tonight. Did it leave off last season with the, boys dying on dragons or was that two seasons ago? I think that was the first season where the the one-eyed kid accidentally quote-unquote murdered the other kid. Right, right, right.

I don't quite remember the end of last season. I'll do, you know, it'll have that catch up like three-minute thing preceding the new episode. But my girlfriend likes that show and I like it too. And I didn't realize, but the little girl actor from season one who initially plays the queen she's Supergirl She's the new Supergirl I didn't really watch Supergirl It's a movie in theaters right now

Oh I'm not dialed into that Okay I still haven't seen backrooms I need to see that Oh okay Actually at this point it's been too long I'll just wait and hail Mary I saw it's only $6 to rent now on Amazon

That might be cheap enough for me Yeah I highly recommend it I think it's very good It has enough like a little long. You're really going to like Rocky. Rocky is so endearing. Rocky,

I loved Rocky by the end. And then, like, you've read the book, I think. So you know how, so you know, it's a spoiler,

so we won't go too into it. But you know how he got there. Like the Ryan Gosling, how he ended up on the mission. Why he got, yeah, that's not revealed until like the very end, you know,

because he has a bit of memory loss. So he wakes up and he doesn't know where he is or how he got there. Yeah, there's memory loss in the book, too. Yeah, he's like, am I smart? Like, he's made a list of like, like stuff to try to figure out who he is. And one of the, one of the notes was lots of muscles. Like, I'm really ripped.

And another one was, am I really smart? Like, because he like looks at a thing. He's like, oh, what do we have an atomic resonance electron microscope scanner for? How do I know what that is? He's going through that at the beginning. Yeah, I dug it a lot. I like and it's beautiful. Like see like like the scenes in space when they're doing space stuff

look really good. I was I was wide-eyed watching them. They have to go to a planet to do a thing and it's dangerous, inexplicably. And I was very into that. And then just the relationship between Gosling and Rocky is super endearing. Like I was tearing up multiple times in that movie over the friendship of Rocky and Ryan Gosling. I loved it.

Yeah, yeah. And then. thinking ahead so is not to spoil it, but the ending is in doubt and it was neat to see that unfold. Yeah. The ending is tremendous. Yeah. I really like the way the movie ended, not just the very, very ending is good and like the culminating event at the end, the thing that's like, oh, one more thing we got to do here.

Like all of that is really good stuff. It's a really heartfelt movie. I liked it a lot. And then I'm going to recommend it every week to watch it, but widows. Bay on Apple TV is such a good TV show. It is so good. It's the horror comedy show that doesn't really mix the horror in the comedy. They're kind of separate and it works real well. Um, and all the character actors are tremendous. It's got like cutesy, quirky humor. A lot of dry humor. Um, but then some like dark, scary stuff happening to where the, the island is like cursed basically. Like,

it's got all the problems. There's like an evil clown. There's like a serial killer slasher like Michael Myers. There's a sea witch. There's a curse. There's all sorts of things. There's a storm that sucks people up out of the streets. There's black magic grimoires manipulating people. There's all sorts of stuff happening every episode.

It's really, really good. It's not like a... I just don't know if I want to sign up for Apple TV. Oh, you don't have a TV. No, I don't have it. Well, Apple TV is probably the leader in, like, sci-fi programming. All of their shows are good. They've got for All Mankind.

They've got Silo. There's a lot of stuff on Apple TV to watch. Oh, and I've been watching, what's the one with De Niro? We were talking about Cape Fear. Kate Fear, the TV show, was on there now, too, with Javier Bardem as the bad guy. That's really good, too. Apple TV's tremendous. I don't know what it costs.

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Who does? A girlfriend. That's the one that she pays for. I think I got all the other app. That's the one. She does Netflix and Apple and I do everything else. How many other? Do you have all of them? Yeah. I've got Disney, which comes with Hulu. And I've got on Prime. I've got HBO and Shutter and Howdy and AMC.

And then I've got Paramount Plus. And I've got Peacock that I get through my Instacart. and I've got HBO also through Prime so yeah I've got them all I've only had Prime for like months now because I just got sick of not using most of the other ones

and just Netflix really got bold and they were like we're jumping to 20 whatever dollars a month and I was in my head I'm like well I haven't watched Seinfeld in almost a year and that means I haven't used Netflix in almost a year because that's an app where like I would open it and flip through it and nothing would

strike my fancy and I just end up closing it it's nothing I like your documentaries on Netflix I go to Netflix for Oh planet earth Planet Earth is good on

I liked all the planet earths and the deep blue the nature stuff There's a bunch of David Attenborough stuff He just turned 100 and did another thing Like there's there's so many 4K ultra HD like David Attenborough animal things

Like that's the first thing we watched When I got that new TV And I'm just like baby Get in here You gotta see this It looks so good Planet Earth is such a great show to watch on crazy high definition. And I bet it on your TV, it looks remarkable with whatever the fuck kind of TV you got that.

Crazy OLED. Yeah. Yeah, I like that a lot. I got a whole sound system for it. Like, nothing crazy, but like a $1,000 sound system with surround sound. And I'm watching a bunch of my old favorite movies. It feels like I'm watching it for the first time. It's tremendous.

I love it. I bought a... Have you watched Band of Brothers with Good Sound? Yes. It has a lot of directional 3D. stuff going on. Yeah, a bolt zip behind you. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I got a, I bought

the trilogy on, in 4K for the TV. And I mentioned my girlfriend. I'm like, you know, since we got any TV, I'm buying a bunch of Blu-rays. I got the Matrix. I got the Lord of the Rings trilogy. She's like, yeah. I haven't seen that in so long. I don't even remember the last time I watched it. I'm like,

oh, Walter Pork. Yeah. I'm like, so I'm going to, I may do like a Lord of the Rings beast. may make some limbus bread and some sort of fork, get a little ale and a trilogy watch on the TV.

I'm definitely, I watched it last year, but I watched again, I don't care. I watched it last year. Actually, I watched it this year and last year, but yeah.

I watched that new sound system, Helms Deep is going to be banging. The music is so beautiful. And those, those, those, those, I don't know much about orchestra,

but those trumpets, those triumphant, when some big stuff is happening, and those, drums, like that movie will get you going. Yeah, when Theoden arrives at Pelinor Field in the third one, those are some good trumpets. Just the opening scene when you're kind of like in a helicopter flying over the misty mountains and that sad, nah, nah, nah, stuff is playing.

Like, I'm getting going. Galadriel's telling me about the times that have lost to man and all this stuff. It's good stuff. Oh, yeah. Dude, that was, I've said it before, but like sitting in theaters at like 11 years old with my buddy and his dad who took me there. It was like a paradigm shift in my life of like I didn't know

that things like this existed. I didn't know that there could be movies like this is so much better than most valuable primate. And you look at Peter Jackson's previous movies and he did a lot of low budget horror. Like goofy cornball low budget horror. You wouldn't peg him to be the guy who was going to go on to do to make that the greatest trilogy ever made.

Yeah, it is the greatest trilogy ever made. I saw his previous ones tough. Sorry, go ahead, Woody. I was going to, like, did he make Transformers? There's more than three of those. There's at least four or five. And those bitches out. You're probably right.

I don't know. I was trying to be a jerk. Yeah, there's no other trilogies that come close. The Godfather three obviously is trash. You know, the first two are masterpieces. But if the third one had been up to par, it could compete with the Lord of the Rings, but it doesn't. It's trash.

They should have stopped at two. Yeah. Left it open-ended. Actually, it was, they closed the book. Yeah. I haven't seen it in so many years, but I think I've only ever actually seen half of three. I don't think I've ever finished three. I haven't either.

It's so bad. And Sophia Coppola is in there playing the girl. She's not a good actor. You know what she is? Francis Fort Coppola's fucking daughter. Yeah. That was supposed to be Winona Ryder, who is. a great actress, but they couldn't get her or something, and maybe she did Beetlejuice or some

shit, but they cast Sophia Coppola, who was not an actress. But isn't Francis Ford Coppola, he gave us his son, who's Nick Cage, right? That is true. Now, Nick Cage is a fucking gold. I'm going to, I like Nick Cage. This may not be well received, because I know y'all have strong feelings about Nick Cage and his acting quality and more about his acting consistency. of quality. Spider-no, and you also don't like superhero stuff so much. Spider-Noir is good.

Spider-N-R is based in like the 30s or something like that, the 20s, something like that. Oh, it's Spider-Man. Yeah. Call-Duty female today? It's not Spider-Man, though. Spider-N-Wrador is very good. Highly recommend Spider-N-N-War. If you watch it, you'll like it.

Call-D-D-Cade came out the day, did it? And Nick Cage is in it. That's why Zach is talking about it. He's a character. in Call of Duty, but he says a new season. So is it just a DLC? Maybe. I don't usually release Cods in the middle of the year.

It's usually a September, October. Yeah, it's got to be, it's got to be DLC. Yeah. I don't know none about that. Very good in Spider-N-WR. He's trying. You know what I mean? Like, and I watched it in black and white, mostly because of the OLED and partially

because it's available that way. You can do black and white or color. And he looks like Humphrey Bowler. He looks like one of those Old noir actors When he's got the suit and the hat and the tie And he's always like in the shadows and it's an interesting story Basically during World War I

There was a German experimentation camp Where they were splicing human DNA with animal DNA And they were using POWs And Nick Cage goes to rescue one of them And the guy bites Nick Cage and so he gets a stable version of the mutations that they were creating through the bite and became Spider-Man. And it's good. It's really good. It does sound good. Is it in theaters right now?

It's on, no, it's TV show. It's on Prime. It's on Amazon Prime. Spider-Noar. It's doing really well. I think the Rotten Tomatoes is in the 90s or something like that. That's good. When you were talking about, when you were about to talk about Nick Cage being in a a superhero movie, the only one I had ever known he was in was a ghost rider. And I'm like, there is no way that Kyle's about to talk up ghost rider right now. Ghost Rider's not bad. Ghost Ride's not bad. I haven't seen it. Do you remember the character's name? I think it's Johnny Blaze. I haven't seen it. Wait, before before he became the ghost rider? He happened to be Johnny

Blaze and he became the ghost writer. I've seen that. That's an okay movie. That's a popcorn movie. Did he turn... It seems like a bad power, but does he get his face skin and flesh back? Can he turn it off or is he just... Yeah, yeah, he can transform back and forth. And he has like the penitent chains or something.

He's a super powerful character because he has like hell powers that like supersede, you know, average superheroes of almost any ilk. Oh, it's the penitent stare. That's what it is. Or he like gives you the devil eyes and judges you or something.

something like that. And it just, he's pretty fucking powerful. Who's the bad guy in Ghostry? I think the devil. The devil. I don't really know. You don't leave a lot of room for sequels when you go straight to the devil being

the bad guy. What does the penitent stare do? She started with like some, some minor demon. When writer locks eyes with a sinner, the stare seers their soul, forcing them to mentally relive every act of pain. and suffering they have ever inflicted

on others, feeling the agony a thousandfold. Wow. But can he also like fireballs? Yeah, yeah, fireballs. He's got some chains. He's got some like magical chains. Oh, a little hell-raiserie maybe? Yeah, actually, yeah, a little bit.

And then, you know, he's got the motorcycle. So I think he drags people around a lot. I feel like a headbutt from him would just set you on fire. Definitely. And there's no push you on. It's just straight skull bone. Yeah, I don't recommend that. I've been reading those books from...

I got some bad news over here on Discord. I'm catching up on it. The guy who was going to get cored out for us by the tranny prostitute, I think he may have been arrested. I think he may... I can't imagine. Maybe one of our listeners called a little... The cocaine guy?

I thought it was meth, but yeah. Oh, meth? Okay. Selling drugs, you know. I'm reading here something that suggests that he may have been arrested because somebody's like so hilarious. He joined the Patreon again and then immediately got arrested. I don't know what exactly happened, but fingers crossed. He's there for us this weekend.

Yeah, yeah. He's out on bail getting court out by a prostitute. Yeah. Chord out is just so vicious sounding. I know. That's why I said. like some Vlad the Impaler like visuals.

Yeah, they look at that Paul at your ass. Yeah. I got it. Everybody makes that guy to be the bad guy. He was defending his homeland from a Muslim Turkish invasion. That is true. And he was like, I say Poles and Asses when that happens, you know?

You know, sometimes you're pushed to the brink. They did say that he would sop his bread in the blood of his enemies while he watched them moan in agony on the polls. That seems a little propagandistic. It does. Yeah.

He was probably like, oh, sounds bad. Definitely tell people that. Then you realized he had no butter and had to make do. And really, he's just toughened it. Yeah. He was just kind of a liver king kind of guy in addition to.

Oh my God. I'm glad you mentioned that. Did you see that the body cam and police surveillance cam videos of the liver king got released? No. He's such a loon. You won't believe it. Like, you see people. like act crazy in public.

You see, well, you've seen him act crazy in public and on camera, but it's like, dude, you set up a tripod before you did this. It's hard to gauge how crazy you actually are. They have like the hidden cameras in the interrogation rooms, and he's pacing around in there. He's like, I challenged a man. Supposedly a man, Joe Rogan, through a battle of fisticuffs. And what happens? I'm interred.

I'm interred. And he's like, and he's going. on this ramp to himself, not knowing he's on camera and just like pacing around in the interrogation room like a psychopath. I linked to the video of him in the interrogation room. He looks so much like a like a creative class character. It's crazy. Even in the interrogation room. Why did they let him keep his tactical vest? I told you to take the wizard stuff. He looks like a wizard. This is like a modern day. This is what you would hope Gandalf would look like. Old is this man?

Why does he look like he's 96 and jacked? I guess 42. No. No. Let's get, before I Google it, how old do we actually think Liver King is? Because I'm going to say 47. With that face, 54. He's a very old-looking 54 I'm going with.

I type too quick. He is 48. Ooh, hailed it. Wow. And he's from the roughest 48. He's from Puerto Rico. Huh. The more you know. So what did he say about Joe Rogan?

He was like, I'm going to fuck up Joe Rogan if he's not careful or just random threats. Oh, no. He traveled to Austin, Texas with a weapon to challenge Joe Rogan to a fight. And Joe Rogan had to call the authorities and he was apprehended again with a weapon. He made a video where he's like, he's like being real cutesy about it. The Liver King did. And he's like, he's holding the camera. He's like, I'm going to go to Joe Rogan. I'm heading down to Austin, Texas, going to see the big man.

Yeah, I'm going to show you those. I shouldn't show you. I shouldn't show you. There's a box in front. Ah, show you a little. And he like opens, I don't remember exactly what it looked like, but I'm in my pet now.

I picture a cigar box. And he opens up. There's a fucking handgun in there. Ah, don't worry about that. He's like, he's going to Texas to get Joe Rogan armed. I didn't know.

He actually tried. Oh, yeah. He went to Austin. The gun thing's a problem. But I'd love to see those two fight. Liver King was set up a tripod. I bet it would. Levercane would get fucked up.

Yeah, Levercane would get destroyed. Joe Rogan would just do what he wanted to him. He would absolutely close the distance. I mean, Joe Rogan's got striking and grappling, but I bet he'd choose grappling. Yeah. And then, you know, whatever he felt like, I bet he'd choke him out.

Bet he'd choke him out and then just be like, all right, did you learn your lesson yet, or do you need another? I bet that Joe would use his alt, that spin kick, and then just break his, break his leg, break his femur with his heel. It is so funny that he's like the biggest like broadcaster on Earth. And then occasionally I'll see that clip of him doing the spin kick. And it's like to me as an untrained person who doesn't watch the sport,

I'm like, this looks like a world class kick. Like that looks so fucking hard. George St. Pierre was one of the greatest of all time. He's on that shortlist, perhaps the greatest fighter who's ever walked on earth. and he went to Joe Rogan to get trained to spin kick like him. Yeah. His coach was like,

you're not going to believe this, but you know who the guy is, it's Joe. It's Joe Rogan. He's like, really? He's like, yeah,

and he goes out. And Joe's teaching him, and he's watching GSP, who picks it up pretty quickly because he's GSP. And, but, you know, he's like,

nah, like he's just correcting his form, coaching what I thought was really effectively until GSP got it right a few times in a row. And it's, he, He's legit. For all the fussing I have about Joe Rogan, not talking about the fights when his job seems to be to talk about the fights or overreacting with DC. His spitting kick, please Joe never hit me with that.

If he hits the bag, I sent the video. He folds it and there's an audible, pow! Like, he's kicking it so hard. It looks like it would break your ribs, laughter at your liver, shit like that. Yeah, pop your ribs right into your lungs. Yeah. The guy in this video is George St. Pierre when he's still an active fighter.

That's insane. And it's fucking Joe Rogan. Oh, that's the news radio guy. That'd be so funny to be someone in 2026 who's still like, you know, the news radio guy? You have no idea. Yeah, I loved him in news radio. That's when he had all of his hair.

Never seen that. Never seen the second of it. Every once in a while. take a shirt off on that show? And you'd be like, what? I know he had that under there. I couldn't tell. Yeah, it was always a good punchline when whatever reason Joe's shirt came off.

And everybody's, you know, it's a live studio audience. And they're like, woo! It's good he's on the shorter side. If he were tall, he would have to have too much. Like, yeah, it would be too much for a man. That's not fair. You were like 6'3, that'd be like, yeah, I'm not a fan of that guy. My favorite clip of him getting a little dunked on.

He's got Theo Vaughn on his show, and they're talking about the cold plunge, and Rogan is showing a video of him doing his cold plunge. And there's literally like ice on the top. He's got to break up, and he's in there. And when he comes out, Theo's like, he looked like one of them turkeys. It's been all wrapped up. You know what I mean? Like when they got that net, like, really tight on a fucking turkey at the grocery store, and there's all these squares of flesh protruding. He's like, oh, you mean my six-pack?

Yeah, yeah, that. But because Rogan's torso is so short, he really does look like a ham or something that's been salted. It's not a great look. I bet he pay a lot of money to be a little taller, a little stretched. I mean, he could always pop over, get that. Actually, no, he probably wouldn't want to risk those shin bones. It would ruin his kicks. He's also older now.

I'm sure he's come to terms with it. And it's his torso, too. His torso is very short. He looks like you have a hard time, like. shorter guy on a roller coaster we'll be able to see shit is Dana White short no he's about the same height as Trump because Dana White looks like he's so built he looks like he'd be a short guy you know he's had a couple body transformations he's gone from like fat with like obvious blood pressure issues and stuff looking like a tomato to like actually kind of jacked getting it

getting it together yeah I was on with six pack not that long ago and then And, like, currently, he looks, his arms have always looked really powerful. He's often sitting at a desk, you know, his elbows up there, and he talks with his hands, and his forearms have always looked really powerful. He's been on steroids clearly forever, like TRT of some kind, like something basic. Must be, yeah. Oh, yeah. Are there any good ones coming up, or is it?

Yes. Oh, yeah. Honor McGregor. July 11th. Yeah. I still think I'm going to get him. Are you guys going to place a bet on that one? We have one, I think.

I think I have Max and he has Connor. I am fully convinced Connor's going to get smoked until he's not in the same class. But I was fully convinced Strickland couldn't win. I was fully convinced that Gitchie couldn't win. Those weren't bad. It doesn't mean a lot. Well, like they were not true. 19% of the same.

No, they were built in strong, factual, hard evidence and keen understanding of the sport and the players. Like, they truly were. It can always go the other way. There's always a chance. But it was like 17%, 18% were his odds. And that's what we thought of it. Like we didn't say it has zero percent. We said it's a four to one dog, a five to one dog.

Every so often, I'm sure of a fight's outcome. And it crosses my mind. Like, what if you bet on this? Not $5. Like $10,000, $50,000. Because this is guaranteed money. And I don't want to bet $100. and be like, oh, great.

Now I can have like two-thirds of a mouse. No, let's bet something that matters. Like this guaranteed win, let's make it pay off. And I'm so glad I didn't bet on either of those fights. I'd be kicking myself. No, no, no, no, we'll get it back on the next one. I could be down real bad. Become a gambling addict in your 50s, just out of nowhere.

Not gambling is such a good decision. You want to know an interesting stat for this calendar year? only one championship fight has it gone the way the odds said. Really? And it's June. It was Volcanovsky versus Diego Lopez two. Volk won that one and he was the favorite. Every other fight has gone the other way, championship fights, including the BMF. It's gone the other way.

So here we go with McGregor and Holloway. And I just think Holloway is a little punch drunk. I think he's not the fast, speedy Holloway he wants. was, not that McGregor is the greasy fast karate master he once was either, but they're fighting at 170 pounds, which is much closer to what McGregor walks around at than it is Holloway, I think. And McGregor's spent like at least a year or two on HGH and TRT at the very least, as well as cocaine, but I don't think cocaine takes anything away from you. It just makes you a goofball while you're doing it, in my opinion. I think he's got a titanium shin bone, which has to be a help. It has to be a

help that he's got a titanium shin bone that he's going to be kicking somebody with and checking kicks with potentially. He's got a plate in their best. I think he's got too much power for Holloway. I don't think lifting weights makes you a better fighter. I think that I don't think that he's a better fighter.

I just think he's a better fighter than Holloway. Holloway gets hit a lot. Conner gets people a lot. When Connor McGregor hits people, it's accurate and powerful and it causes knockouts. I can hardly think of another fighter that's won a tough. fight off a layoff.

Like Mike Tyson did, but Peter McNeely was not a tough he. Oh, a tough fight. A tough fight is a big ask for coming off a layoff. GSP fought the fucking no-eye British guy. Oh, Bisping.

Yeah, yeah. I give him the not as a tough fight. I think that's a really good example. I'm Ben McGregor. I like my bet. I still like my bet. Every time I see training footage of him, I like it more. He looks greasy, looks good, looks powerful, popping those pads. Talking all this shit, you sound like a guy who wants to go to $7.50.

I'm just saying. Cut it off a seven. I got seven for you. I got seven for you. Don't believe it dry. I'm taking my last 50 cents. Nah, that was me talking smack. Let's keep it at five.

Let's keep it. Five of it. Keep things friendly. We hurt feelings. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got the pool coming.

That's a good one. And then Ian Gary Machado is fighting Islam Makachia for the 170-pound title. And this will be Islam's greatest challenge ever. He's got a long, strong, fast boxer with good takedown defense, who's bigger than him. So I think I'm going to bet on Ian. against Islam Makachiv, the guy who's only lost once, and it was so long ago,

we don't remember who it was too. Right. Like before you had a Wikipedia page. Yeah. Yeah, that's a fight. I think I'm not going to bet on. Ooh, too close. Too close.

I don't know what the odds are. Yeah, I like to bet when I know I'm right, but I'm not always right. I'm, yeah, I never know I'm right. I just got a feeling. Like, I, I, I mean, I knew that Ilya was going to win that fight. I just knew it.

I would have happily bet $1,000 with you if that's what you wanted to do. Really? You didn't even want odds? Yeah, let's do it. But it didn't go that way. It didn't go that way at all. Yeah. All right.

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