Painkiller Already - PKA 815 W/ Harley: Losing A Million Dollars To Philip Defranco

Episode Date: August 1, 2026

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PKK 815 with Harley looking like a male model right now. Taylor. This episode of PKK is brought to you by Audible, lock and load, and our merchandise. Yeah, you're looking spiffy. You know what it is? It's the hair. It's the perm. It's my hair and it's long enough that if I push it forward, it just covers my receding hairline. So it's doing a lot of heavy lifting right now. That's tick. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it is, I think I've like shaved six years off by doing that. Yeah. I slick it back. I'll look like such a Zionist accountant so fast. Well, no, it's letting the mustache go longer than the beard, too. Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like the beard's at a good length. Yeah.

Yeah. I just got back from camping. Oh. Oh, we're. Oh, the festival, right? Did you go a music festival and do every drug they had? Is that what happened, Harley? Maybe.

Did you lose a million dollars to Philip DeFranco? How pissed are you? Are you finally ready to look at me again? Guys, you don't have no idea. Woody was fucking pissed. You were not pissed? Would you say you lot that a million dollars went to Philip DeFranco instead of you? None of this is even remotely true.

Philip didn't even get the million. What? In the Mr. Beast video were it? You don't get to give it away, right? You don't have to give it away. First of all, first of all.

You don't have to do fucking anything Mr. Beast tells you. You have to give it to a subscriber. Tell Mr. Beast to suck all our dicks. And then we suck his dick. And then we fuck each other. And then we get married. And we live together.

And we still have the million. Yes. But you don't have to do that. And also, You just have to give it to a subscriber. Isn't your kid subscribe to your channel, dude? All right, all right. Yeah.

And Philip DeFranco said he was going to give it to like 20,000, some 2,000 subscribers or something broken up. You're going to believe Philip DeFranco, a YouTuber. Come on, Woody, dude. You can't trust these people. I'm right, though. And just so you guys know. Possession of the money.

Woody was pissed that we lost. I was pissed too. That's why he was doing those pull-ups. I was furious. I did. learn how competitive Woody really is. I don't know where this is going. Not going anywhere.

You just, we walked out of there and you were like, you literally like kicked rocks. You were like, damn. I don't remember kicking rocks. I wasn't pissed, but he's close.

I was gutted. I really wanted to go farther. I, or further, I guess. I, like, I really,

really cared. And when I got knocked out of that competition, I was shattered. Mr. Beast was like, man, I had this whole speech. I was going to give

about how Woody was my inspiration. get in YouTube now I can't say it at all because he got knocked out immediately he was so obsessed with Woody that I was like what kind of YouTube viewer are you like obsessed with Woody you got like you got like Freddie Wong and no disrespect Woody I just I maybe it's because I didn't get into the Minecraft server but we got like Freddie Wong here he doesn't give a fuck Ford or Gittle digital doesn't give a fuck at prank first prank reunion he doesn't give a shit but he was all over Woody. He was just like, man,

Minecraft this and your server that. And it was always, you've taught me to make money out there. You made, like, you literally could have been like, so throw me a mill. If you were Jewish,

you look good in front of my wife. If you were Jewish, you literally would have been like, you already look good in front of your wife, would be leveraged. What are you talking about? He did. He did.

She went on about it for like three weeks about how, Oh, everyone. She's like, when you talked, they all formed a circle around you. You were holding court. He was politic and Woody was big time politic in there. No, I wasn't. Wheeling and dealing.

No, I didn't do anything like that. People, I just talked to people that I knew and didn't know, but I wasn't politicking or anything. Yeah, someone who only like watched it for you two, it was annoying where I'm like, no, we're 93 seconds into the video. They can't be done. I don't give a fuck about any of these other people. We failed. We failed spectacularly. We did.

We did. Especially me. Like, I know you mentioned it on the pod after the show, but like, yeah, I'm the food guy. I fucking thought this cake was a car. What am I fucking idiot? He's the food guy, right? And then we had Freddie Wong and two digital corridor guys and you in the same line.

I'm like, the food guy, the special effects guy, they all say here, I couldn't tell anything. For people who think they can tell if a car is cake or not, you need to know some things. The entire body of the car, of all the cars were wrapped in the same vinyl. And the cake one wasn't made of cake. It was made of foam, which they shaped. It had windows. The cake had windows. The cake had actual Lamborghini wheels on it and tires.

So there was hardly any visible. Okay, I'll agree making a Lamborghini out of cake is a waste of money. It's a waste of money because the competitions are terrible. Like the competitions should have been fair competitions where each person showed individual skill. The fact that they made you compete in

teams that were just ramshackle thrown together is silly to begin with. I think it started off that way to narrow it down less and less. Because only at the end they started to do like individual things. Like a fair competition. Make it tug of war or something. Make it a big of a pursuit. The whole thing

has fucking squid game physical 100 variation. It's Mr. Beast is the ultimate YouTuber. He's done stuff that I never thought would be possible on YouTube. But like we're not looking for not looking at a guy who's a groundbreaking inspiration. Who's who's breaking new molds here. He literally is doing a squid game physical 100 knockoff. He just has the money to do it in real life.

So I wouldn't expect the most. You know, when I when I see that it's like a bottle flip challenge, I'm like, oh, I understand. It's like an internet thing where internet people, but you still have like a $50 million fucking airport hangar. You got all the biggest YouTubers here and you have them fucking flipping a bottle. Yeah. I don't know, bro. Maybe I didn't spend enough time in Woody's fucking Minecraft server to appreciate what the fuck is going on here.

That's just me though. A straight man really cool. Sorry. My bad, I guess. You can't keep the million. So I talked to the chief of staff. I was. Sorry to interrupt.

My favorite thing, Woody. Can you give me one second here? My favorite part, though. I love being pissed off at how fucking hype you were there. This is the hypeest I ever seen you. You were Mr. Beasts' home, and he was all over you. That's a big deal, dude. How many times I've tried to call Mr. Bees?

He doesn't pick up my call? No, I don't know how many times. Like once a week I face time. Every single night. I take time I'm like once a week, usually like 4 a.m. He doesn't pick up, and I text him, coward. I talked to his chief of staff. And I was like, can you keep the million?

He's like, no, no. You can't keep the million dollars. It goes to fans, which is what I was told before I even signed up. And I'm like, half the people here say that you can keep the million, just give it to your wife, who's technically a fan, do this, do that. They're like, no, no, no, you never get the money. They thought it would be a bad look for both them and us with this the rich get richer kind of vibe. That's why we weren't competing for money. Oh, buddy.

Buddy. If Mr. Beast told me that I'm competing for a million dollars for a subscriber, he's giving me the money. Yep. He's giving me the money. I didn't come here for fucking free to be in your video, dude. You, you, like literally a million views in India doesn't pay like what you think it does. And I'm not getting a million views from being here.

I want those million bucks all decide which subscriber. And you especially, dude, could you imagine, the piece of shit subscribers you have that you might accidentally give it to if you're not careful you can give it to the biggest fucking you can give it some guy that literally is a subscriber that's just maybe you made your life hell over two dozen times

you don't even know it. You're going to give that asshole a mill. Yeah right dude. If you want the mill you know I was going to be all over your shit. I was going to be like to Woody I'm I've been on a lot of podcast you hook it up here I'll give I'll give a hundred K break it up into $50,000 chunks and I know a few guys

Yeah, no, I was getting like emails, people on Discord were hitting me up. Oh, wow. About the mail? This is before I lost. They were all like, hey, you know, just saying, it changed my life. I could be that guy. I'm going to shoot my shot. They'd write a little story about why they were the ones you should receive.

The funniest thing you could have done had you won, Woody, is give 100% of it immediately to the guy who is already wasted. his entire inheritance. Oh my God. Oh my God. Or Israel. Or Israel. Straight to the IDF.

Yes. Pay to the order of Mossad intelligence. Yeah. We've got a fan who inherited like 7,800 grand, and he like blew it on literally hookers and cocaine in foreign countries and gambling. I thought you were going to tell me he wasted it. He wasted it all. And he just told me that he's just told me that he's,

spent it on hook. He wasn't doing traveling. Now he deals cocaine and methamphetamine while he live streams. Who is the coolest guy ever? I'm getting there. He, he live streams himself slinging cocaine and methamphetamine outside of his apartment. And we watch him sell cocaine, like on live stream.

And then he got arrested recently. Wouldn't you know it for selling cocaine on live? They're holding him right now, which really threw a wrench into the cogs because he's the guy who was going to get court out for us on our hangout. He's really into big trans prostitutes. He likes to get gacked out on meth and get caught out by a well-hung trans woman. He lives life on the end. He sent us video of that too.

The Patreon has suffered a great loss with his incarceration. I hope he gets out soon. Yeah, I want to hear the stories. But if you gave him the million, he's probably learned his life and he wouldn't do it again. For sure, for sure. time he knows. This time, that's going in low-risk index funds. Yeah, but I was disappointed you,

because from the way both of you are describing that Lamborghini cake, it seems like there really wasn't a lot of cake involved, like even in it. If it's like the tires aren't cake, the windows aren't cake, the body isn't cake. It was a coin flip, Taylor. This was just like when we play Geogessor, and sometimes you'll win,

and then the next game you'll be at the very bottom of the score list, and they will play code names and the cream will rise to the top. Like, you should play a game that's more like code names than it is like geogessor. Like, it shouldn't be random chance. I hear what you guys are saying. But after getting knocked out by random chance,

I was like, how far could I have gone? In this hypothetical world where I didn't choose the cake, how far could I have gone? Well, the next thing was bottle flipping. I was talking to a guy. I wouldn't fuck that up. His name is Preston.

Preston is young, he's athletic, and he just killed it with the bottle flip. He did his part. But he had a girl on his team who took like six minutes all by herself. I mean, I might be exaggerating. I don't know. It was a long time, but they cut it. See, don't even know how long it was, but it was long, long.

And his squad got knocked out. When she finally got it, they acted like it was close. They had two more people who hadn't gone up yet. It wasn't close. They were way ahead because she struggled. She just wasn't good at the bottle flip. And I'm like, well, that could have happened to me. And then the next one was kind of chance.

And then there was another one that was individual skill, but it was eating a spicy chip. And then the other person had to guess whether the chip you ate was spicy or not. This is not one of my talents. I would have been tears out down my eyes, buggers out my nose. Definitely it was really hard at that one. For that era of YouTubers, I would have done challenges that made sense for them. Like, challenge one would be to pick up an underage girl. Like, you have to pick up an underage girl.

and have your way with her. That's challenge one. The Minecrafters dominant the category. Play Tom Syndicate 1V1 in Modern Warfare 2. On Bob. On Xbox v. legendary. Hang on a minute.

Hang on a minute. You joke about that? It would have been. Was Tom there? Yeah. Tom was there. You could have done that competition. You could have done that competition.

You're like, all right, so Tom gets a buy for round two. He is the challenge. You have to defeat Tom on Boggs. Like, imagine how funny that would. That would have been much better. That is a brilliant idea. I love it. Maybe a little niche.

I don't know. Well, aside from Souls games, I haven't done a shooter in a control in a long, long time. I would have had wings there if I were him. Wings would have had to have been part. Wings is no like. He's going. He was invited. Someone told me X. Jaws was going, but he didn't.

T-Mart had a thing in Japan. He had a scheduling conflict, but he was invited. Good for him. I have a thing in Japan. What can I do? Good for TeamArt No But

It was The competitions weren't Coin flips and random nonsense And when you make it team based When I don't even know these motherfuckers Like if you made us into a team I'd be okay with that At least we know each other

And we have some cohesiveness And I know what you guys I know we know each other's strengths Like we could be a team But don't throw Throw us in there with corridor digital Like I don't know those guys I met those guys like

Three times in my life Like I don't even know They're real names even something as simple as like dodgeball like dodgeball would have been more fun to watch than the bottle flipping like wasn't there a dodge ball did they do dodge ball I don't think so

there seemed to be an effort to take anything physical out of it so that Harley's like I was throwing shit at people for nothing I thought I remember Teez on day he heard his hurt his wrist and I thought it was he I thought it was during a dodge ball I don't know but I got eliminated I didn't give a fuck

He hit his head on something running into the side. There was like a glass cage kind of thing. And I don't know what he was in such a big hurry for, but he was like diving across the line and he smashed his head into the wall. And then on the floor is lava challenge. His whole team had to wear these really uncool helmets. They were like bicycle helmets. He hurt his chocolate brain. He did.

He did. Hope you've fully recovered Mr. Zonday. Oh, shit. That's good. That's awesome. To want it. You're fucking idiot, dude. Yeah, I think you're right, Kyle.

He wanted to, like, he wanted it to be random. So then, like, older people, people in their physical prime, girls, like, everybody. could at least have an equal shot but it does take away from some of it. If you want to like, I haven't seen the the reality show that's based on squid games. It's an actual reality show. I've just seen squid games. So like part of the fun of that was you chose your own teams.

You know, you sort of gravitated toward people that were like you or you thought were strong. And that shit that happens and kickball happens at the end where like the old, the small, the weak, the injured, they're left on their own little crippled. team and it's like, I hope y'all have some hidden talents. And that can work. That can be its own team and its own thing.

I was nervous about that. I had watched, there was a similar one for like the top 50 streamers. And the first thing they did is they gave all the streamers paintball guns. And it's like, okay. And then they hung portraits of them and asked people to shoot their least favorite person. Like, I don't want to be subject to this popularity contest. That's a, that's a more entertaining game than, you know, pick the cake for. in the Lamborghini lineup.

I hear you. But if you're in it, you're like, oh, man, have I talked any shit about any of these people? Yeah, the only part that had skill in it was the, the, admittedly, after you guys got eliminated, I did do a lot of scrubbing through because I wanted to see if you guys pop back up, but not until the end. And it was the building the Minecraft forts, the Minecraft houses, that was the only thing where it was like, all right, kind of do your own thing. like every day. It was such a blatant popularity contest at the end.

Go through all that trouble just for the end to people being like there looking at Phil and being like, hey, I got you. Okay. Phil one before we saw the houses. I had a real delap. Excuse me. Because I felt like some loyalty to Phil. It's not like we're super tight or anything, but he's always been nice to me.

And I've seen him on shows where he says nice things about me when I'm not there. And I'm like, I kind of wouldn't hit that bad. But also I want to be like a fair judge, but I did like his thing the most. So the problem was sort of solved. The real skill wasn't on camera. It was when they had people vote five at a time. And then all three of the builders would explain their Minecraft house to us. So it was kind of a communication skill test as much as it was like about the blocks themselves.

I would have sabotaged my foes houses. What are they going to do? stop me. No, I'm in it to win it. I'm in it for the mill. I realize I could beat up my fellow competitors, so that's what I've done. You know what, Jimmy? You know, it doesn't stop here. Give me the middle. Dude, he has a real thing. Like, if the rule wasn't explicitly told to you, there's no rule about that. And I'm like, where does that end? How much can we push each other? How does this play out? I don't know. Yeah, there should have been a little more meanness. Harley, you could have been that guy.

You could have come in like, like pissed at the end. You haven't been in the video the whole time and you just run amok. Who's going to stop you? I honestly, I felt bad for the editors once I got eliminated. Because I was fucking giving sick buttons and bits that they could use. I was fucking looking at the camera and hitting them with like a, anyways, it would have came together in the edit. I got eliminated.

What are they going to do? They got Tayzon Day banging his head on the wall. He was in it to win it, clearly. Good for him. Then we went in the back and ate cake with Woody and his wife. Yeah, the Beast Industries bought us say. It was my 30th anniversary,

and they got us an anniversary cake. I shared with everybody. That's what fake is for. Did he make you guess for that one, too? No. I just gave it to us. Oh, sorry. Woody and Jackie. That one's not cake.

Destroy the other one. Destroy it. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. It's kicking you out of his warehouse. It's way funnier, Woody. If you're like, this is our anniversary, I think I'll take this home with us, this cake. Like you don't share the cake with everyone there.

That should be that guy. You don't even want to cut it there. You don't even want to cut it there. The kids are going to love this. You're like wrapping it up at Celophane. immediately wrecking the top. I bet there was like a nice message. Excuse me, Mr. Beast, do you have cellophane?

A lot of it. Yeah, I was, I was bummed out about the whole thing. Like as soon as I saw what the challenges were, I was annoyed for you. And like, I just wish that it had been something where if you lost, you'd be like, ah, well, he threw those footballs through the hoop better than I did, or he ran faster than me, or he pulled harder than me, or he knew more about a subject that we all should have known things about or something like that,

not just like the bottle flipping is so low rent. Like if someone was becoming a YouTuber, their first video might be bottle flipping. Sure. The bottle flipping is tough. And the weakest link on your team has a lot more influence than the strongest. So that's a thing. I thought I didn't want to do. That's the worst thing that could have happened.

is being there with like Woody, Freddie, quarter digital, like actual friends of mine and everyone flips the bottle and now I fuck up the bottle flip just single-handedly on my own at the very end over and over again

imagine it's you and all your teammates are from dude perfect and you make them lose. Imagine it's you killing it every time. Imagine it's you all your teammates from dude perfect. No one's there.

The lights are off and you're just sucking and fucking. Just suck it. Imagine that, Woody. They were twins, too. I've imagined it. He can throw his digging your ass from the car from the room. DragonCon we went to. Were they twins?

They were twins, right? Yeah, there's two. There's twins there. Yeah, yeah. Was everybody mad at that girl that fucked it up? Or was everyone trying to be like, no? No big deal. I don't think they were outwardly mad,

but I know they were inwardly mad. Yeah. What's really interesting is there's a lot of YouTubers there that did not give a fuck about a million dollars or anything. and they're just like so rich. Linus Tech Tips pulled up. So you know me. I had to go punish him with my presence since I never met him before.

And he was talking with Marquez, Brownlee, and they were just sitting there. I'm like, I got to fucking hear this shit, bro. People would pay 10K to hear. These two fucking bozos rap about iPhones and computers or whatever the fuck.

So I walk over and I'm like, it's up queers? No, I didn't do that. But I walked up and they were talking and Linus was, I was like very curious. I was like, did you fly your jet in? Because you know, he got a private jet. Oh, Dan.

Linus Tech Tips. He sold mad backpacks, mad screwdrivers, get so many views. Got to the point where he bought a private jet. And he did a little tour of it on his channel. And I saw he got a lot of heat for it. Because he, Well, in his words, he was kind of like, basically girl math,

it's cheaper for me to have this with the traveling that I do for my video. Like, you literally did. Just be like, yeah, I'm rich and I wanted a plane. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. I respect his honesty. I was doing some back of the napkin math. And I realized that, you know, there was nowhere better to park this $9 million.

So, yeah, he was like, yeah, I flew the jet in, and I noticed at that point that he had braces. And Marquez was like, oh, you got braces. And he was like, yeah, I just got braces this month. And I thought that was so fascinating. I was like, bro, you're the only man in history and that will ever be in history, and forever that bought a private jet and braces in the same month. what is it

that like blank check Richie Rich ass starring Malcolm in the middle movie type fucking Oh like what was fucking Private Jet and braces fucking Cody Banks

You don't talk about I don't mean to talk smack The size of a Volkswagen too Did you think the rainbow colored rubber bands on the braces Was a bold choice I thought it was absolutely insane decision.

I thought it was absolutely insane decision. And I actually respected it because I was like, look, why can't Israel forever? Rainbow, that's not going to look good. Blue and yellow and green. It's also like, ours of David on your braces.

Why not also like just even get invisible? That's what I did. Well, so I asked him that. And what he said, got the best answer. The most Linus tech tips, private jet answer that you could imagine. I was like, so why did you put all the metal and elastic bands in your mouth that keep your mouth shut and wired shut instead of just using this invisible piece of plastic that I'm wearing right now and you had no fucking clues in my mouth?

And he was like, because Invisaline is slower. It takes longer. And I was like, oh, oh, I didn't. I actually like, I didn't really know that, but I guess I could imagine that. So I was like, oh, I had no idea. And he was like, yeah, Invisaline takes 36 months. And this is going to take 32 months. No, that's not a big enough difference.

I was like, bro. And once again, I am amazed by YouTubers and their decisions. Dude, then. These teeth look fine to me. And I'm not saying you wouldn't benefit from braces. I don't know his details. but my invisible line took 18 months and they would look worse than his teeth from a starting point, I think. I thought his teeth looked totally fine to.

I was curious what's really going on here. Maybe he just wants to have, maybe he just wants to have braces. I was rude to him when I met him at the event. Did I talk about it already? You're rude to me too, asshole. I don't think so. You both deserved it. That's true.

This is like, oh, Woody. I was on your podcast, right? and I was like you were and you were one of the worst guests we ever had. It's one thing to be a bad guest because, you know, you don't have any stories in the tip of your tongue and we get that. But you didn't lock in. Your audio was terrible and I know you have your own podcast. So you do have good mics, but not on that day. There was all sorts of background sound because you assembled a PC while you were on the show, not paying attention to the show.

And I just like, I had like 60 seconds of reasons that he was terrible on. P-K-A and he was. And in gaining, if you're mechanically bad, that's fine, right? You know, everybody starts somewhere. If you're not cool, I never want to play with you again. You know, if you're just a bad teammate,

if you're hard to be in the same room with, that's the end of it. Mechanics, they can get, and if he just, like, struggled to tell a good story because, you know, unscripted stuff is not his cup of tea, it would have been one thing. But the disrespect, the show,

by like taking on side projects while we're recording. I don't like it at all. I played Bellatro on the show once eight years ago. I feel like we, it has been eight years ago, so my memory of it is awful, foggy, but it seems like the sort of thing we would have been like, oh yeah, put a PC together on the show,

that'll be fun. But then in practice, it's like kind of leaning over away from us dropping screwdrivers a lot, huh? Yeah. I just checked. He was on 11. years ago. You know what would be good? Yeah, I still hold a grudge. You know what would be good content? Let's unwrap. Crackle, crackle, snap, fucking nonstop background, audio abuse. I don't like it.

I don't like it. That I'm on the next week yelling. Yeah. With a blown out microphone. I don't like it. It was not a cool thing. If I came on his show, I guarantee you I wouldn't be bringing like fucking Lego projects to put together. Oh, hey, don't worry. Woody. Don't worry. I won't be on a show. I'm saying. Yeah, that's fair. I saw Mr.

Beast on the way out and I was like, dude, great, had a great time, uh, you know, like, uh,

love doing it, you know, hit me up for the next one. And he was like, probably not. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. Everybody who guessed the cake wrong is blackballed forever.

You never get that. I think he thought of me as a nuisance. Well, right when, when the show started, like, well, when people were coming in,

he came in. And I was like, jimmy. And I was like, talking to a couple people already and like I grabbed him and brought him in for a fucking hug and I was like, Pam, what up.

And I'm like talking to someone at the same time. So I'm not really looking at him. And I kind of grasped that he's struggling. And I'm like, oh, shit. I let go. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You don't like to be touched. And he was like, no, it's cool. It's cool. I'm like, my bad dude. I really,

uh, really touched you a lot there. I really brought you in. Like brought you in. I like held you. I held you in here. I was, I don't believe all your story.

little guy. No, this was actually true. And I was like, his face, he was like terrified and stuff and hated it. And I was like, I'm so sorry.

I was like, I barely wanted to touch you. Trust me. Dude, that's such a funny insult to injury, like type of question to ask to be like, oh, I'm sorry,

I didn't realize you were one of those like, don't want to be touched people. Like, she's like, he's like this guy's never coming back. You're uncomfortable and you're weird. I'm insinuating with my question. I felt bad for his work.

Right at you in that moment. He worked every second of that day. And it was from like 8 a.m. to midnight. Like, it's a long day. And I think that I asked him, like, how many hours a week he worked. And he just flipped it and told me how many hours a week he sleeps. And then the rest are work.

That's the life he's living right now. It's a lot. That sucks. And now he's married. When's he ever going to play Xbox? Yeah, he was already married. That was the secret. Yeah.

But you know, what's interesting is I asked him. He was like, you want to see Beast City? I was like, yeah, let's go. And then he walked me down this hallway and like on the left and right just stacked up where boxes, big metal like containers with slots on them. And we're walking by and it was like a long ass hallway. There must have been like thousands of them. And I'm like, what is all this?

And he was like these, each one of these is a video. And he went over to the slot and slid it open. And there was a guy in there with camera, like a camera rolling in there. there was a dude he was like how you doing man you hungry you good and he was like how long have i been in he was like you just got 50 000 you got hang in there and you'll get more money and he was like my family and he like slid his watch he kept going he's like every single one of these boxes is a video a person inside getting paid to stay in there away from their family away from human contact and we got cameras rolling and 4k on all their faces all right this clearly isn't true but there was

shit like that. And then we sucked each other's dicks. We sucked each other's dicks, Woody and your Minecraft server. So we were touring around and there was like a little set, it looked like a house that they had two people live in for a month or something like that.

Oh, no, no, I have it wrong. They were going to have two people live in there for a month. But then they kind of vetoed the video idea. Like, let's not shoot this. Let's not do it. For some reason they deemed it unworthy of the channel and they needed to, like, let's take more time reboot and do it better than we would have. Cool.

So Tom Syndicate and I were like, if we volunteered to be the two people that lived in here for a month, I feel like our odds are better than average of getting picked. You know, Woody and Syndicate live in here for a month. And, you know, will they get a million dollars if they win? Like, Jimmy might buy that. And I was like bumping it around.

I was asking Jackie, like, hey, before we leave, show, I pitched this to Jimmy. she was on the fence and I never did it. Wow. Come on, Jackie. This man has got you hit Florida ceiling and Legos over there. All right. I've seen him.

It's absurd. All right. And he has a shot and making a, he's only seen one of the Lego rooms. The job pays $33,000 a day. All right? What he could ask? You could just ask for a mill.

I think he would have hooked you up. He really really liked you. I think so too. It sounded like you could have asked for anything. It was like one of those. it was the day of his wedding. So you could have made some sort of godfather sort of scenario happened like, you know, Mr. Beast on the day of you, it's a pleasure to meet you on the day of your wedding to your wife. Smooth. You had to appeal to him on a level. That's how it goes in the

movie. They hired a non-actor to do that role and he's just like stumbling over his lines terribly in the real cut. The funniest part of that video if he agreed would be the very end where He's like, you know, Tom and Woody, you've survived the month. So tell me, which charity's getting the million? You'd be like, the fuck? The Matthew Woodworth Aquarium Foundation. We rescue exotic fish.

Very exotic fish. Yeah, I would have appealed. A lot of the videos he makes, right? It's like, we trapped this guy in a guy, in a grocery store for eight months. They trapped every, they bought a grocery store and didn't tell anyone. And then they just shut the doors and said,

you're all welcome to leave. But whoever stays the longest gets like a million dollars. They just got to live off the groceries instead. Dude, like, okay, first it's a cool idea. But to actually execute this for a YouTube video, buying a grocery store is that fit? This is where I disagree with you. I actually don't think it's a good idea.

But I think the execution is so marked. marvelous and incredible and on a huge scale that I'm always impressed by the execution. I'm like, he produces this shit. That's what's so crazy. Like the concepts are always, I always find them very like it's like a squid game type thing or it's like a very simple, clickable thing. Like the concept is almost like AI, I'm Mr.

Beast. Give me 50 new video ideas, energy. And like with the type of money that he has, I guess like, it's interesting because he was talking about movies there he was like you guys see the matrix he was like telling quarter digital and for anyone he's like you guys see the matrix because like when i was growing up when i was growing up i watched a lot of youtube but i didn't watch movies i thought they're a wasted time he's like but uh yeah you saw the matrix he's like remember the slow mo thing where it spins around and they're like yeah he said check this rig out and he had a rig made with all the cameras those guys made a rig and

literally the quarter digital guys had like on a on a on a message board before youtube how to make this like 20 years ago. He's showing them. He's like, you guys ever see the Matrix? And in my head, I was like, oh, this is interesting. He's like, there's no new squid game or COVID type thing that's so huge that you just kind of do a real life version of it. So he's got to pull inspiration elsewhere now. So he's watching movies. He's like, what's this Matrix all about going back? And he's like, damn, they were cooking. They could do that. That's cool. The cameras. How could I use that? Yeah. So I think, what do you, what you could have done is he could have been like, hey, man. know what it's like in the game for a long time.

The views fucking start to fall no matter what. Dude, some of us harder. Look at the epic meal time guy over there. He looks like shit. But yeah, it happens to everyone. Yeah,

he grabs me earlier. Oh, did I'm all ask Mr. Beast by accident? I almost stepped in, but he's a big guy, you know? And then you could have been like, you know what you got to do,

Jimmy, you got to get in touch with who you were as a young, hungry creator. So for a million, dollars i'm going to reopen up my Minecraft server and it's always going to be on for you whenever you go in there you go in there you talk to me your favorite YouTuber and i'll get you back in the zone get you thinking how you used to be saying Logan paul's name 100 000 times on camera yeah let's bring that guy back he do that i think that's the first time i ever saw him and he didn't

even have a lot of subscribers name all those times not i might have been that yeah i think he did He could get a little edgier with him. He could be like, today we're dropping 50 pallets of feastables into the West Bank. Oh, I thought you were going to say, we're going to see the N-word for 100,000 times. Takes a week. I just like scrubbed through his grocery store video,

and I don't have the sound on, but it looks like there's some sort of agreement at the end that these people are splitting the money because there's still like six people left. It's only day 67. I could last longer than that in a group. grocery store. I know.

Easy. Careful. Easy. Because actually my favorite Mr. Beast idea that he had expressed while I was there, that I was like, this actually slaps. And it's also very my energy. And this way you've got to be careful of what you say right now is Mr. Beast is always watching.

And he had, uh, he had this house there. And he filled it with haters, people that were like, oh, that bitch quit. I would have stayed for six months. Oh, they thought this, that, this, that. So he's got like all. people that have said shit like that in this house and whoever stays the longest can keep it. I'm having a gullibility crisis. Is this part true? This is real. Yeah, this is real. Man, the winner of that contest has to be like the most like

fucking told you so guy of all time. I told you I would win and now I hope this house is in a city I don't live in. Fuck. They had guys in there. They had to press a button like every once a day a button would go off for like a minute and they have to run to it and press it. Or they all lose or something like that. Or they get a lot. I'm not sure. But some guy was like sleeping next to the button. And the dude perfect guys went there with like a basketball net.

And they said if you throw anything out the window and get it in the net from there, you get 10K. So they were throwing cups and mugs out the window. They broke the glass of the house to get a better angle to throw. No one got anything. But what's funny is when people do quit or leave on the way out. They're shown like the clip or the comment or whatever it was that they said, saying that they would stay until the end and they're the best. They have to like watch their clip and then leave.

That's amazing. It's just like the ultimate Mr. Beach. Like really, motherfucker. Goodbye. So leading into the weekend of the event, like I said, I watched the streamer one beforehand. And they had this thing where they had to like put their hand on something for exactly 10 minutes, which is a pretty long time to estimate,

properly, right? I don't know if I'd do seven minutes or 14 minutes, but I'd be way the heck off. Well, the winners had friends in the crowd timing it for them, giving them signals on when to remove their hand. And they got like 10 minutes and zero seconds. They did an amazing job. So I'm headed into this weekend,

not knowing what the competitions are thinking, you're fucked. Nobody likes you. You don't have any friends with watches to help you. I was like, if I get embarrassed because everyone, likes the other person more that would suck. I would count to 600.

You'd count to 600? Yeah. But you know how far you could like waver from that accurately. To be off by a quarter, it seems reasonable. Not as accurate as I would be because I would cheat. I'd have a guy with a watch over there,

tapping his nose. You had to take your watch off. Yeah. It was the people who were out of the competition had watches. If it was a competition for a million dollars, first of all, I would see it as equal parts, curse, and blessing to be able to compete in one of those things. Yes, yes, yes. Because there's 30 of you in here, like, and you all have the same mindset that, like, wow, a million dollars.

Like, that's a lot of money. And then you do that thing. I always think the prank of giving someone a fake lottery ticket is evil. Like, because people have thoughts. And people have things to do with that $100,000. Some people are like, oh, my God, I can pay for my dad. My dad's medical bills off. I can clear off my wife's credit cards and we can finally start moving toward our like end goal in life type stuff.

And then you rip it away. So going in there with that mindset would be equal parts blessing and curse because everybody's got the same mindset of like. I was, I found it as a curse because I was going with people that I knew. And I was like, I really don't want to be in this situation where I could very easily get. get fucked over or fuck over a friend unintentionally even for something like a million dollars you know what i mean you don't keep it i don't know if i said it i was talking to the cheapest staff at like beast industries and i'm like can you keep the money he's like no we made that very clear i was like i know i came here knowing that i couldn't keep the money so you give it to subscribe buddy this story's in the

middle. So I'm talking to the chief of step and he's like, wait a minute, you thought you could keep it? I'm like, no, no, everyone tells me I can. He's like, hey, guys, this guy thought he could keep this. And he's like, that's good intel. We need to make this clear. You cannot keep this money. It is going to subscribers or charity or something. It would be a bad look on us. It'd be a bad look on you. Too bad, bitch. Too bad. People would rage as, you know, the rich getting richer, Mr. Beas giving money to some multi-millionaire. Like, that's not a good vibe. It's why they didn't do it.

There are many YouTubers there that I know personally. Not me. That really need the money. Yes. No, but there are like the difference between. I never said a word out loud, but I was looking at everyone doing the guessing game. Like which one of these people are multi-millionaires coming on private jets? And which one of these people like are happy for the free food this weekend?

Like a handful of them are multimillionaires. And the rest of them really need that. million dollars yeah I would guess what what what fine air you're breathing when you're like a million I mean I guess like come on we all want a million dollars what are we what we talking about here so like I would let me ask you this Woody could you have if you want could you have given the money to fish no why no you could give it to be rain literally could give it to fish but I could give the money to Taylor okay give the money to Taylor I then I let me let me let me let me the wheels right back to you.

Why can't you give it the, if you can give it to fish, then you can make an agreement with fish that he gives you all the money back and you pay his taxes. I mean, you know what I mean? I hear you. You can get the money. Oh,

you know what I would have done? Here's the thing. They made it clear to you, but they didn't make it clear to me. Really? Yeah. Where did they make a clarity? Did you sign a contract?

No, on the phone with Jimmy. Yeah. And I saw. I think there was an appearance release. And they said you have to give the money to a subscriber. Well, seems like they did make it clear then, too. Maybe. Yes.

I would have done. Right. So give it to a subscriber. That's all that means. I would have given away. You literally could give it to any subscriber you have, whether it's your wife or whatever you want. I would have given it away to the winner of Marvel's on stream and streamed every day for two months.

If that didn't create, like... That's a good idea. That, It would have been a win-win, right? One, 60 people get whatever. Was that my idea? I do think I got it from you. You got to do.

You know what you have to do? You'd have to do $1,000 the same time every single day for a thousand days, like people will be pulling up. Hear me out. If it's the exact same time, I'm going to have a spike in viewers for three minutes. But if I'm like, hey, sometime at 28 and 10, the night, we're giving away the $2,000, then by the end of two months,

I'm streaming to 30,000 people. And if I have no entertainment value when they all go away, then that's what I deserve. But this is like, it's like getting the lead in hunger games or something, you know, you may never get another movie

or you may become a star. That's what, they would be that kind of opportunity. So you would use the, you would take the million dollars and you'd spend it on advertising, basically. Yeah, and you'd have to make it so like,

oh, in order to qualify, you have to be subscribed to my Twitch. And a bunch of people would see that as their own gambling. And now we're making money. And especially if you do Harley's $1,000 a day, or like $2,000 a day or something like that. If you subscribe on Twitch or throw your prime my way, it changes the color of your marble. And I always joke those are the faster marbles.

It's not true. But I've been pulling that fit. No, but some sort of handicap, some sort of handicap. That's what I would have told about. I was like, oh, here's the fast marbles. And whenever, like, the subscriber marbles go, like, one, two, three, one, two, one, three, like anything that makes them look statistically better, I would point that out. When they all failed, I'd say nothing.

I'd be like, whoa, what a seven days in a row. It's going to, who's that? Not Taylor. Not Taylor's account. It's not going to him. I want an interface where there's a giant marble drop and the viewers can purchase as many marbles as they want to drop into the bucket for the race and you get to determine how much the winner gets.

And so balls are a dollar apiece. So you buy five balls, ten balls, a thousand balls, and then you've got ten thousand viewers and everybody's buying balls and put them in the giant bucket. I think that's the move. Yep. Damn. It would be fun. If only you could identify cakes, this could be a reality.

It's always been my weakness. I was counting on the food guy. He put a fucking window in the cake Wings would have smelled the difference from 30 paces away He'd have been your he's part of that team of losers that would have won the whole thing Because they had hidden talents he would have I smell fondant Was the I said the Lamborghini cake whatever was 200 feet away and they pumped the room with fog Do you think 200 feet's a good estimate?

Yeah That's far Yeah it was far shit Yeah Are you ever Anybody get to play around with the Lamborghinis afterward? Because I did notice that I put my finger in and ate it.

You get to end a little bit. I'm not the real ones. Like the, so like it seems like a missed opportunity. You could have had somebody driving or done something with the Lamborghinis. The last challenge could have been a Lamborghini race with the final three. The losers walk past them all. Right. And they're parked in hydraulic presses, you know.

So you're looking at Lamborghinis and hydraulic presses. and I wondered how much the wheels were worth because they got smashed. The cake had real Lamborghini wheels. Were they Lamborghinis or? Yeah, they were Lamborghinis. Or Ferraris. They might have been for it.

Were they Lamborghinis? It doesn't matter. Some sort of hypercar. And I'm like, he ruined four Lamborghini wheels. I bet that's like 60 grand or 100 grand or something. Yeah. Yeah. And those.

I want to do a Mr. B's video where I find people in the parking lot and they have to play bumper cars for a million dollars with the cars they drove up in. I mean, that's... How do you win in a bumper car? Last car running. You don't die. The demolition derby. Yeah.

Oh, wow. That'd be good. An extra 100 grand if you keep your kids in the back. They're back there giving the thumbs up. I'm like 90 baseball on it. I peer into the camera. Always safety first, guys. mini Hans device on this three-year-old Colin's 23 years old

I got him in a car seat for safety Let's go That would be a fun one Yeah I would want it to be To be like scary stuff Mr. Beasts is always so wholesome I would want it to be scary dark stuff Like things that make you go to a dark place

You wouldn't want to go Make you tear away at your own soul a little bit maybe Put your family Like would you put your Maybe you don't even go all the way But you give them the option to put their wife or children in danger or something like that. And it's like a Solomon type test where like if they chose to put their wife or children

in danger for your 100,000, they just lost. Like the winner is the guy who wouldn't do that to his family. I'd want to do some dark stuff like that. Do you just destroy families? You were going to send us it through the catapult? You don't understand. I got daddy's got a lot of gambling debt. You little fuckers aren't they have to put their kids in a washing machine and their money goes up the longer he's rolling around in there.

And like they have to take him out when they're done. Sweetheart, at this point he's dead. Let's let it ride. I think he would have lasted long in the dryer. There's a lot of water in there. How long could you last in a dryer? It must get hot fast. You'd have to set it to air only.

Otherwise, you're going to be in trouble. Yeah. Can you breathe air that hot? Probably not. No, you'd probably fuck yourself up. I'm going to ask chat cheapy too. How long did I survive? I've seen people go into,

I've seen people get inside the dryers they have at like the laundromat, those big industrial things and like go for a spin. But it always seemed like they'd pull their friend out pretty quick. Like after 20 seconds. I saw a guy put his kid in once. like and like closed it as a joke but then when I closed it locked and he couldn't open it and he like ran and had

to get a person to come and like open it with the key while his kid was in there spinning around fuck explain that to my all right we're not going to tell mom about this why is Johnny smell so so fresh healthy fresh

you're not wearing linen and you're he's so soft missing a lot of hair from this morning yeah I I think he got trapped in there you die. I think the good thing about a person, though, is you barely fit if you're a kid.

And so you're not tumbling around. I always hear this horror stories because, like, cats will go jump in somebody's dryer because it's warm, soft clothes in there, and they won't know he's in there, and they'll start the dryer again and tumble him to death. Poor cat. I've never heard that story. It's a rough way to go. My dog used to lie in the warm laundry, and I was always like,

that looks so comfy. Yeah, I bet it is. I think that the hardest part of these, like, locked in a grocery store, like, I know it would be not hard, like, to beat these guys' scores if you were, like, alone or, like, with a friend in there. But if you've got, like, a dozen other strangers and, like, on day three, like, you discovered that half of them are really irritating and annoying, like, that would be great. You could only, like, hide in the freezer section for so long. because then Jimmy would be like making you do games. I know everybody says the same thing. Like he made a video of the losers who said it

and then 99% of them turned out to be wrong about what they thought. I feel like the things I can't put up with are being dirty. Like when we did that survival trip, by the end of that thing, not taking a good shower, actually even the creek baths that we were taken were enough that I wasn't feeling nasty. But if we weren't allowed that,

like if we were in a situation where we couldn't shower at all, I can't do that too long. Or like if I'm just, if I'm going to bed every night, like sweaty and grimy and itchy, like I can't do that very long. I really can't. But if we're just hanging up to where...

They'd be disgusting otherwise. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that adds to the mayhem, though. Like not having adequate shower facilities would be part of the challenge. I feel like, like if I'm putting one together,

you get food water in a bucket, right? I also would hope that like there was a means of cooking this food in the grocery store. Because if it was all cold food, like, and you just don't have a way to make it. I'm getting the George Foreman out. We're making burgers tonight.

I bet they have microwaves, too. Like, a lot of grocery stores have delis and they toast things. That's prison shit. I need to griddle something. Yeah. If there's not like a butcher. I'm thinking about what would get me in one of those, like, longevity things.

I do. It sounds like I'm way better than you at living in. my own filth. So I've got that going for me. One thing I do well below average is tolerate heat. If it was a hot environment, like, I get that. It's not heat stroke. What is the heat exhaustion? Sure. That hits me when other people are like, why is this guy such a pussy? Well, yeah, you'd have to hang out in the freezer section. Everyone would be hanging out in the freezer section because if there's not fresh food or if you have like, like all that deli stuff is going to go bad before. Like, I assume there's no butcher who's employed there to, like,

re-up the rib-eyes throughout the thing. Like, you're going to be living on frozen two. Those are the details that matter to me in a challenge like this. Those little nitty-gritty things like that. Like, what's, I need to know what the bathroom facilities are like. Like, that's one of the main things I was concerned about going to jail was like, man, what's the toilet's going to be like? What are the shower is going to be like? I've seen them, I've seen so many movies where people get raped in the shower. Like, I don't want, like, I'm so stupid. I don't think that's going to have. happen in a Mr. Beast video.

It will in mine, though. And mine snow will be half of your YouTubers and half of you are felons. All right. Now, they're not a reformed. They're actually on a release program. The state of Alabama is very willy-nilly about this. And you have to, like, vote every day on which one's which?

They're trying to trick you. They're all tatted up. Hey, a couple of these guys are pretty seedy. What do I do? I eat fast food in the car, man. I review it. Yeah, I like the idea of those shows, but I always suspect they're fake. Like, I feel like reality shows haven't been real since the first season of scare tactics back in the day

because they immediately got sued like two or three times and they had to like change the whole format of the show and started to fake act. It's all during the 2000s where they would like let the audience, the contestants drink and just get fucked up. And Loki, like, not feed them properly. And their producers are crazy abusive just to get manic insane footage that would make for a good commercial. And if you have a Playboy.com password membership, which, why would you? Who the fuck would have that? There's a show.

Yeah, I think there's a show called like Forsome, maybe. And they just take like four strangers that are very horny. Usually like a nerdy weirdo dude, some overly alpha, like Chad type guy and a couple huss. And they just get them wasted in the house and give them stupid dates, ideas. And they talk and flirt. And then like eventually kind of fuck at the end of the episode, usually or not. Or maybe they just fuck one guy and girl or two and one or who knows what. but it's really like a weird window into time of reality then and it's still on Playboy.

It's one about Swingers. Was it Swinger Island? I feel like it wasn't. Do you know the name of it? I know this. I don't think it was it had Island in it. But it may have been part of the name. Yeah.

But they didn't come in as couples. What's that? Have you seen Naked Attraction? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one for a minute. Taylor, do you know Naked Attraction of the show? Is it like naked and afraid?

No. So the premise is this. It's a British show. And every episode, there's like three contestants, but they go one at a time. So they bring out either a guy or a girl, and they are completely naked, full frontal on the TV show. You see cocks and pussies immediately of the person who's competing, if you can call it a competition, because it's a dating show. And in these tubes are, I think four, maybe five of the opposite sex if they're straight. and sometimes they're gay or whatever, so it'll be the same sex.

But they will be revealed in slices. Like, first, they'll start off by showing everybody's pussies. I saw one, the most recent one I watched, the lady was a lesbian. And so they show her five pussies. And like, clearly you can see a big gut hanging over one of the puppies. You can immediately see who's chubby, who's fit. Yeah. And she has to eliminate somebody based on who's the worst pussy, basically.

And so she eliminates the worst pussy And like now they're going to show the tits So now they show the titties And now she eliminates who's got the worst titties And they go down the line until she's looking at two There are three naked people looking at each other And she picks which one she wants to go on this like date reality Thing with

You think these relationships work out? I have no idea It's a fun show though It's pretty wild I've seen a couple of these The ones I saw were older And I think they just went from the feet up So first you'd see angles and try to like

Gather Intel from like how hot their feet and lower calves are. And then you'd see them just below the like pussy or dick and then more and more. But to my surprise, even the first dates rarely worked out. Like I would think you could get along for one date, but they usually decided they were incompatible immediately. Bummer.

Yeah. Yeah. I think women are like that. The dude who picked the girl with the perfect pussy and tits, he's going to hang in there for the whole day. For the long ball. I promise you. He just got five choices for the best pussy tits and face he could come up with.

And he's going to stick in there for the whole day. Was the host naked too? I don't remember. I don't think so. No, I think they're close. Which is a little like, hey, what are you doing? Yeah. You should join us as we.

I guess last week, Carly, is this guy, Christopher. He's got a ton of, like, wild professions throughout his life. And at one point, he worked at a nude resort. here in Georgia doing nude body painting. And I was like, were you nude? Because yeah, yeah, I was also nude. I was like, you weren't going to tell us you were nude, where are you? I'll leave that right out.

We should have pressed him on painting the dudes. I want to know if he painted their dicks. He said a lot of people wore underwear. You know, it's a nudist resort, but a lot of them just had like superhero panties and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. But that's, he didn't say they all did. and so like he definitely How many dicks do you think Christopher's painted Taylor?

Baker's doesn't. Baker's doesn't? You think he's painted 13 Cox? I bet he's fainted 13. I mean, he said he worked there for a while. And I mean, based on what he was saying, it didn't seem like he was having to stand out there with like an arrow spinning it, that he was pretty busy.

I take the under on that one big time. Really? Yeah, we're going to reach out to him. I think it's three or less. I just imagine a nudist resort. A lot of people are going to go full, or they're going to go whole hog. He did say there were a lot of couples.

Yeah, but they don't all want Christopher to paint their dicks. You know, that's going to be. You have to go full hog. Yeah. Kick your ass. I'm there exclusively for the dick painting. Pinocchio again, Woody? Yeah.

Make it happen. You're not painted anywhere else. Oh, no. He's lying. He's lying. You always lie during the painting process. Aren't I a little fibber? You just.

It's not my fault You're blowing on it Yeah But it's not the way we imagine it You know a lot of He remember he mentioned the age A lot of older folks Yeah

Yeah That's my demo now I've heard of That's not too terribly far from me I know where he's talking about Yeah I guarantee That's a bunch of older folk Born fucks you up when you get older

You're looking at like Cougars These chicks are 35 this is milk porn what the hell they're kids to me yeah that would be weird and i mean i bet it doesn't change like you get up into your 70s and it starts being like ancient old dusty bones fetish porn and she's like 51 like the death store world of sports people younger than you absolute medical miracle they're playing it all oh speaking of that I linked it here. Lozons fighting his bare-knuckle fighting.

That's the segue. Okay. Well, I mean, he's, look, you know, he's a little older for a professional fighter, right? I think he might be 40. How old is Joe? Here's the link. Yeah, I mean, in a bad way or anything. His age on this is dash-dash. He's 42. 42. Yeah.

Which is, I mean, definitely older for a fighter. So they're fighting in Fenway Park, which is honestly really, really cool. I think that says 29th. It's a little foggy. August 29th, yeah, at 6 p.m. I don't know who this guy is. He's fighting, but. Is he another former UFC guy?

No. This guy is 0 and 2 in Bear Knuckle Fighting Championship. Good. Could go well for him then. He is a 6-1 MMA record before he went to Bear Knuckle. He has a 1 and 0 professional boxing record, but it looks like he's like Kyle said, he's 0 and 2 in bare knuckle. How old is he? Bare knuckle boxing just sounds terrible.

Right? Like how unflung. Bryce Hall did that? No. No, that TikToker. He was a TikToker, one of those dancing boy TikTokers. And he did bare knuckle boxing? Yeah, he did it for a bit for a minute there.

If I'm looking him up right, he's 34. Okay. That's a pretty significant advantage for him. But I mean, Joe is also like a legit former UFC guy with a real career. Yeah. Got a lot of fights. A lot of fights of the night. I remember you guys always pointing out.

Do you think you'll ever get back in the ring, Harley? No. Probably for the best. I was like 40 was like pushing it already. 40-year-old Jew. Cosplaying as an athlete. It was really, it was really, cool that it was fun um and i'll definitely keep boxing for sure for fun oh i don't think i'll

can box a person i'll spar someone you know i can't i can't imagine a situation where i'd like really get in the ring then or like commit again for that extended period of time to get in shape to to be able to do it um but it was it was fun and then even now boxing is like the the best cardio activity. I really slept on it. Everyone should do it. Yeah, it's hard. You,

you like hit that bag at the gym on occasion and you're so quickly, it's like, I'm embarrassingly tired. I need to let. Yeah, it is crazy. It's crazy. That's like, even not hitting a bag,

but just doing shadow boxing in the mirror. If you do three rounds, you're sweating and you've been done anything. Done like nine minutes and you're sweating. You're not even getting hit. Yeah, you're just punching. Yeah, you're just punching.

the air. There's a couple crazy VR. I'm sorry, I'm still talking. Do you mind? I thought there was a gap there. I really did. Thank you. Fuck.

Now I forgot, too. Now I forgot. You play the VR boxing game. Thank you. Yep, that's it. No, I'm kidding. The VR thing. I remember watching Tony Ferguson.

Oh, Tony. Shadowbox. He does that capoeira, too. Go ahead. You'll be our boxing story, please. I haven't been here in a minute. You guys are funny again. What's going on?

I feel like it's been a long time since I've been on. It has been. We've missed you. You've been busy doing the after show for... Yeah, I do it. I have a job. It's true. That's the difference.

I have a job where it's like, bro, I do PKK. length shit multiple times we why don't you guys do four times a week honestly I think this show would be worse I've wondered sure it would be better if we did two two hour shows to our shows interesting imagine working that's so much more annoying that's saying to me to do it it's so much more annoying to do it two times a week because it's like yeah already do well we do yeah I don't you know what if it's not broke don't don't touch it I think PCA the way it is is I was at

Chambala a music festival. And last year I went to this year, I went in my third year in a row. And also I get approached by PCA people there. Nice. And they, I say the same thing every time. I'm like, could you imagine if Woody was here right now? Should I, should I see if Taylor or Kyle want to come to this shit next year?

And I, on their faces. And it's true. If either of you guys ever went to this thing, not only would you lose your mind and have an insane time, but the people that see you would be so fucking hyped because it'd be such a crazier like in the middle of British Columbia at this like camping music festival but you guys you would have such a good time

you should really consider it is this like a hippie-dipy one like Burning Man very different from Burning Man because Burning Man is like a you cosplay as a commie village in space with like only a barter system thing going on. Here at Chambala you could buy like you could buy what's it called a slurpy. Well, that's the thing.

There's no alcohol allowed at Chambala and at Burning Man everyone's drinking alcohol. At Chambola there's no alcohol allowed but you could buy drugs for free. Not for free, just from anywhere like freely is what I meant. That's a bit odd. What the fuck? This coward's already trying to dip out on the conversation. I don't, so he doesn't get pressure to go to Shambala. He didn't want to hear the best part.

He doesn't want to do all the drugs. So they're like so pro drug. They're like, nah, we don't want you doing any nationally legal substance like alcohol. Only. Only the hard. Well, that's what's interesting is, remember, it's in Canada and it's in BC. And BC had like a brief period of time where you could like carry Coke. Like Coke was decriminalized.

You were allowed like three and a half gram. or something on you. I think you could also like buy cocaine from the government. I think they ran a little, they did a little test for a second there, I think, if I remember correctly. So there, obviously Canada's got a bit more free

with it. I've never seen a list this big of featured artists where I have not heard of any of them. I know electronic music and enjoyed very much. And Chambala last year, I knew all the artists. This year, I didn't know anyone. I knew two people.

Two years ago, I didn't know. I didn't know people. And yeah, I met this guy there. This guy, his name's DJ Susan. And I've been at like music festivals or concerts before. And some, I've been asked on two occasions. He's a man named Sue. I think his name is Stephen.

But he's DJ Susan. DJ Susan, which is kind of smart. Because you want to stand, like if you think about it as DJs, like you don't know the face. or whatever you see their name on an Apple music thing or some shit so DJ Susan you would remember that you're like DJ Susan and this guy that kind of looks like me you're like that's interesting I'll remember that also like worth mentioning DJ fart in the club yeah yeah a man named Sue from the song yeah yeah okay okay I don't know if that was an inspiration or anything

there's also uh Ross from friends I believe is another another DJ name just like a thing you remember or would stand out, you know? He DJs? Ross from Friends. Yeah. Not David Schumer. Okay. So it's a guy who's named, he's a DJ named Ross from Friends. Yeah, I believe. I believe that's what it is.

Yeah. Convoluted. Or DJ fart in the club. Yeah. I met this guy and he was literally like he was so much more Harley than Harley. It was kind of nice to like sit back for a second. I just met him and his energy was just like, oh shit, are you big bro? Are you big bro? You my special little guy.

You get lonely. You pick up that phone. You give me a call. We're best five. Nine. We go to batting cage. You want to go to the driving range and some balls. Wish we don't want to come to your place.

You want to fly out to mine? And I'm like, bro, come. Come, let's play some Xbox and do drugs. He's like, I'd love to come to go. He was, I'd love to come to go. He was a very, very funny guy in his whole, whole crew. I met this other guy, nine before nine. Some were DJ.

some were producers. There's really cool people there. And you guys had a bunch of fans because people will come up and they'll say PCA. And I'm just like the PCA fan that is at this festival is just such a particular type of person. They know what they like. And I feel like the stuff that they like a lot of the people around them in their life probably don't like the same things. And then where's this bitch going? What the fuck do you think this is, man?

You're boring and with your story. Literally, dude. And apparently I was boring you also. Every time I'm heating up over here, you guys. Dude. I had a dog emergency. I had a dog out. I see what he actually put in the thing here.

He hardly don't talk shit about me. I thought you read that and then talk shit because of it. That's what I thought too. I didn't see it. I had it blocked there. He knew it was coming. That's so funny. It was coming.

What is like the day like you wake up in the morning and just start doing drugs and then you're just up watching electronic shows all the way until midnight? in a tent? Yeah, you get there. Well, this time I got an RV. So that was pretty chill because the RV you have air conditioning, a bathroom in there and stuff, but it is a little bit more expensive.

I've been there in a tent before too, and it was totally fine. And yeah, you get there and you could just get whatever drugs. Can you fuck in the tent? I know you can fucking a tent. That's not very comfortable. You could you could fuck outside the tent there actually It's a it's a private place

It's a on private land Yeah I'd actually like some some air conditioning Beds are pretty nice Yeah yeah yeah yeah like if someone's eating Shambala ass on the third day they have something's wrong with them you know Because not everyone's not everyone's showering and stuff But I don't like that you get there and uh There's drugs everywhere

But they also have an intense harm reduction situation so you could find drugs on the floor, bring it there, and they'll test it until you if it's legit or whatnot. Like, for example, there was a scare. They told everyone there, like, no one take 2CB because we found out that there's 2CB here that is cut with XYZ. And if you look, this is what the pills look like. So don't take that. And that's like a little message board that they blast out there. That's kind of neat.

Everyone is fucked up. Everyone's like on ass and stuff. I also, there is like a camp clean beats that it's sober people. so you can go and have fun sober. What's it called? Clean beats. I like it. I like it.

Yeah. If you like it like actually, like if you did like music and art and just viving with people, you could go sober and have a good time. I, however, did not.

Does that mean they're not drinking? Are they not even drinking beer over there at the clean beat? There's no, no alcohol there. Do people do DMT there? That's weird. Yes. Yeah.

People, I've never seen. it but I don't doubt that like people shoot up there like some people like just some people are like really you you see that it is a very thin line to being an absolute crackhead person when you're there because some people really like it's allowed it's like when you're on the third day you're you're on drugs for for three days now like you're yeah low sleep not like eating cans of Ravioli. Lots of people like on stimulants or is it mostly like hallucinogens or just kind of a nice mix?

People definitely definitely do all all the types of stuff. I mean myself personally like I like to do I like to do ketamine. You know what I mean? It gives me energy. I don't like to do cocaine. I don't like to do molly. But would you do ketamine two days in a row? Yeah.

Okay. You know there's an S and an R? You know about that? No, I don't know this at all. Oh, because I was going to ask you with the letters, yes. You know, I was going to say if you did it. Ask me about every letter. Did they do that?

Did they never told you which one you were doing when you were doing your therapy stuff? No, so there's two kinds of ketamine. Yeah. I want the cat ketamine. S-S-type, which is people called the fun one. and more people are like to use it to party in R, which is a bit more in the brain kind of. And people are,

it's harder to get on top of, I think, for most people. What do you mean by on top of? I don't understand. Like, just because like you could like, you could like two people could take acid and they're both seeing shit and someone might be getting very excited about that

and someone might be really freaking out about that. Like everything, you know what I mean? You could have similar experiences. maybe it makes you think of something like in the past and you just have happy thoughts of the past and someone else might not you know or like you're uncomfortable like I made the mistake of taking ass when I had to shit and then so when that happens you can't help but think like you shat all over yourself you're covered in shit you're like really reminded of your

this this mortal shell that you have there you have to dispose of waste and you're thinking about how fucked up your bones are. And there's like shit inside your body. Does it bother you? Terrible. Eating on acid, I like to eat one, an item that is one thing, like something like a starburst is good. Something like chips or Oreo suck because you won't stop tonguing your teeth after.

You'll like forever feel all the little pieces in there even if you brush your teeth or something. We had donuts. We ordered like really nice donuts and I ate a like a bacon covered maple donut. That sounds great. So fucking delicious. But some of the people that were also doing acid, but I can't even think about food right now.

Like, how can you eat? Like, the idea of my teeth, like, slicing through material and, like, juices in my mouth is all footing right now. Yeah, a lot of stuff. I feel like a lot of stuff, it is, like, sensitive to, like, some things are just, they're just different, just weirder. Like, having to shit. It's just something that you, if you're, if you're,

fucked up. But I feel like, you're like, this is a fucking problem. Can I get a mean again? So I looked it up. Mind what is you race mic or race mic? I don't know this word. R. Yeah, that's the R type.

That's our type. No, it's a 50-50 mix of the two according to chat. And so that's the only thing I've done. Did you do R or S? It's like R isomer or S-isomer. Right? I had a conversation with Chapt to P.T. once also. I like to do, I like to do both or either or mix. But a lot of people are are picky about it.

It looks like R is more fun. It has these like disassociative effects. And I like it. Yeah, I like that. That doesn't sound fun. It's look like it was for like, like. You need to stop being you for a little while, Taylor. You need to be that other guy, that guy that lives down and sounds. Disassociate. Ours for long term anti-depressant effects. S is the fun. one for anesthetic and disassociative. I had that's what people always say. You're Taylor, but deep inside there's a Mr. T. And he just lean to come out.

I put you a fool. Okay, I can turn your cap sideways and you'd be Mr. T. Sweet. Yeah, totally different personality. Totally different guy. Yeah, a real piece of shit. No, no, a totally different guy. Yeah, totally different guy.

A really cool guy. Oh, you see this? Look at this. I do. I got some footage here. Is she wearing anything? Yes. It's like she's wearing like pajamas.

Like a bathing suit maybe. Onezy. People wear like the craziest shit there. And this is actually crazy. I had the, the meta glasses. And they worked really well. Because instead of like pulling a phone out and holding it up in front of you.

Because that's something that's pretty cool. If you look around, like, we're out right now but no one has a phone out look at this guy fucking sick yeah yeah dude both of them they are vibed for sure oh fuck yeah let's bring that back that guy's so fucking

you can hear myself but I'm screaming here look at what space he's cleared out around him everybody has understood their assignment they've taken a step back wide birth it doesn't look overly dressed shield of clearance around him. There's six stages with like plenty of space around them. So yeah, you do have a lot of room to maneuver around.

There's other stages though, like this other stage that has plays like Wobbly music, which most people that go there, they prefer that type of music. I personally don't get in my car ever sitting like turn it on and my stereo is like, it's not you know not something i listen to oh yeah but there you they have these crazy speakers this like pk sound system that's literally built in like into the ground there because it's it's it's a permanent fixture it's like a private land so it's like it's they could build a crazier stage there you know what they need for an event like that when everybody's on something they need either one of those drone light shows where the drones are pulsated

and moving in three dimensions, or at least a laser show, like a good laser show would blow your mind on acid. Yes, 100%. They have this place, because they have multiple stages. So there's one stage called the Pagoda stage at Shambala. And I'm going to put you this link right here. You don't need to play the sound. But apparently they used to use this stage was like one laser.

with mirrors in the mountains and like bouncing the laser around to make it look like more lasers. I'm not going to lie. I feel like some cult shit happens here when we're not doing laser LSD parties. Yeah, that house is crazy. This place has a dark vibe to it.

Dude, hey, you're absolutely right. Do you just see the owl at like 505? The owl. But you're absolutely right, by the way, Kyle. there's a lot of people there and there's a lot of positivity happening and everyone's really chill so it kind of counters whatever the fuck is really going on there but there are moments and I don't know like if you're like if any of you guys are actually a type of person I'd be like bro feel the fucking energy here but I'm I'm a person that like when I was shopping for a house I walked into

some houses and I was right away like no like no shot like I walk into house I'm like there's no way. It doesn't even matter. Or I've even gone through a house. I like it all. And then I open up one room. And I'm like, no. No, not with this room in this house. Like, so I do feel like that. And that's a place where super duper positive. What, you guys think I'm gay or something? I'm not gayer than we previously thought. I guess like a six cents for this. No, it's just like you just feel it. Like it's not like it's ghosts or anything, who knows. But, you know, you said it looks like it has a dark energy there. Oh, the architecture has a dark energy for sure. Yeah. It looked like horns to me. And it looked very,

like, I don't know. Something about that was upsetting to look at. I feel like some bohemian growth. I think that is gayer than what I was saying, what you're saying now. Boy, you're both gay. He's scared of the house. I'm not gay. I'm scared of the fucking energy. That's energy scarier than the house. I don't think so. I think there's some eyes wide shut baby sacrifice going on at that place you just linked. And you're saying that you felt some hebie-jeebies one time. Don't bring the,

don't bring the Jew baby bloodshed into this. You said the J-word. You said the J-word. You brought them into this. That wasn't me. I said the K-word. K-edamined. So listen.

Listen, actually, I'll be honest. So the last, the last day, I really did have like a crazy bizarre feeling. I ended up at a certain point just walking back to my RV and you're just so much positive energy there the whole time that when it's kind of gone or you're just left to whatever is there and obviously also on drugs and stuff, partings in my brain, you know? But I'm just like, whoa, feels it.

I felt like very, I thought it was very cold and dark there. And I was like, oh, there's like an undercurrent of energy here that is very mysterious and, gives me dark vibes. But yeah, anyways, those fucking lasers in that house are sick. And they projection map on the house too there. And they, yeah, all the stages,

but the wubly stage, like you have to wear earplugs there. You feel it shake your bones. And you guys would have. You guys would have a great time. This would be a novel experience. It would be insane. Be insane.

Come with me. It'll be a breeze. have a blast and you'll get sucked off, bro. This is the laser show we have here at Stone Mountain, Georgia. Ignore the fact that the wall has

the Confederate generals carved into it. What are you supposed to do? Uncarved it? Let it ride. They do a laser show, I think, where they like project onto the Confederate General and make them do stuff. Yeah, this is yeah, it's a good.

laser show. That's awesome. Damn, I've never been there. That's a cool place. I want to see that thing. I'm watching more videos of Shambala. Yeah, you look at Shambala Village Stage. That's how that's a lot of like the wubbly type sound that that a lot of the best of those types of artists go to Shambala and enjoy playing there because the sound system is really, really fucking insane.

Looks like there's a river. yeah very beautiful river people don't even go in there with with suntan lotion on or anything it's it's like the cleanest water ever shambala sounds interesting to me but not as a participant i see myself more as visiting the zoo like i i can't imagine doing drugs and wub-wub music and laser shows this is the opposite of the controlled environment that the scented candle and weighted blanket that i call home you know it'd also be the only guy that would be cheering if you saw paramotors coming in at a music

everybody's running the other way screaming I should arrive by paramotor then you got like your hands on your hips you're like what model is that? Man these guys mean business it is it is something to

definitely get over is that there's a lot of people there around but you know some people wear masks you can wear masks and shit there's sunglasses a mask and when you're are not even deal with you're on something but you're getting heavily recognized at this place I assume you're hardly yeah I but because I had I had been there it's my third year and and on the subreddit um you remember I think I showed you guys that picture of me where I looked like a fucking scary event that one I'm on the I'm on the drugs there uh that one had uh uh it was on the on the subreddit i think it was one of the top posts on the subreddit and someone brought a totem there and a tote what a totem is a totem is like uh uh a stick with like

an image at the top so when you're with your friends and there's a huge crowd you could just see you'd see the totem okay you'd see it and you'd be able to you'd be able to meet back up with your friends really quickly um this year someone had a totem uh uh of that picture of me. And my goodness. And it was everywhere. And all the people that like performing and stuff,

they were like, dude, I saw that picture of you. Tell me what was up with that. I can't leave you have a totem. That's fucking legendary. And it was really crazy that there was total. They're like,

I was dancing once at like 5 a.m. My eyes were closed. I'm looking at the ground. And I eventually look up and there's like a group of like five people there. And they have the totem. They're just staring at me and pointing at it. And I'm like, oh shit.

I guess I've been summoned. So I just danced around them for like three hours. Like to make the face again. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I, that face is like I built that fucking sniff by sniff over

a sensitive period of time. I was third person in that picture. Like I could see behind myself. Like I was able to see third person. And I was fully like, like capable and thinking. And I was like, I knew I was fucked up.

I knew my eyes were separating. And I was like, boy, you got to take a picture of me right now, dude. I fuck him. Well, Oh, wow.

Open the picture again, but make it big, because his eyes are not going in the same direction. I didn't notice. That's how he can see, you know. That's how he's all behind himself. I literally, my FOV slider is at like 100. It's literally maxed out. That's what's going on there.

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you can't sneak up on this man no Oh, good job. Yeah, but they had a, they had a, I told them there that it was, it was sick. If you guys ended up going, people would have a totem there. But yeah, people knew it was me because I'm tall and I'm loud. And like once, you know, someone had posted a picture of me and so you just see what I'm wearing, kind of. But it's not, like, if I didn't want to be seen or I don't want to be bothered,

people are super duper respectful the places like sacred ground to a lot of people so they they like as I said like I mean with the meta glasses I was walking around there even showing that guy dancing was a lot um you know because people they they like they don't pull their phones out and stuff yeah I mean like I'm scrubbing around through so many and it's like everyone looks like they dress themselves at fucking spirit Halloween like It doesn't look ridiculous, but I mean, when in Rome, right? You'd look ridiculous walking around in jeans and a polo. What'd you wear this year? That's the first place to go. This year I wore a – I bought a cape. Sick. I bought a cape, so I wore that cape.

And these pants that had a hole at the balls. So my ball broke the whole time. I'm not doing it. but like it's so funny every time i see every time i see a guy that's like naked at these things because there are the types i'm always like why why when you have such a crazy small penis are you the one that wants to be out here with the small penis out yeah and i'm like right hardly judging i haven't been to a lot i haven't been to a lot of these festivals and stuff like that but one time when we were 19, my cousin and I heard there was a bike rally down south of Athens,

Georgia. And he's like, yeah, there's going to be a wet t-shirt contest and girls just walk around with their ditties out. And I'm like, say less. Let's get done with work. Let's head down there. Let's let's get showered up and head to this thing. Well, it took us so long to get work done and get showered. Like, it's getting kind of late. And then it started drizzling when we were three quarters of the way there. And I'm like, this is going to be terrible, isn't it? And he's like, Yeah, maybe. It was worse. It was worse than we could have imagined.

We got there and you could drive through this thing. They're like booths where people were selling motorcycle gear. And there was a stage where I presume there had been a wet t-shirt contest. But the only people walking around without clothes now were men with cock piercings. It was solely the men's cockpiercing officinados of America apparently had flown in. Tell me more about the cockpiercing. Would you ever see like a fisherman's hat that has all those flies attached to? Yeah, I have.

All right, these guys had a whole tackle box attack down there. They had sinkers. They had treble hooks. They had brass rings. There were floats on there for some reason. One guy had the knockers off of a doorknob. It was crazy. And we're driving through this.

And he's just like, there's another fellow with his pecker out. I'm like, is this a gay bike rally? Are we in a gay bike rally? He's like, no. And he said the name of it. This is the Sturgis rally. There were. kiddies here, I swear.

So just turn around and go home. I was at Burning Man. We made one loop through the entire grounds that you could like see. Like once you started, you couldn't turn around. Like you had to do the whole loop of the place. And yeah, then we got on the fucking road. A lot of gentlemen. I was at Burning Man and they do like a

naked bike ride and obviously it's all dudes that do it. I remember I was like walking and I turned a street, me and my buddy. And it was like a fucking lying. being caught in the stampede scene like baby Simba. It was just bikes going by all dicks

like and we were like oh! The jimbing past them don't get naked because I thought that was like they do they do but this this was just like it was the naked bike ride which I think was something a lot more dudes end up doing or maybe it's a gay man thing

but it was just fucking dicks just zooming by us full speed huh. No one was to see naked men. Even women don't want to see naked men really. I don't know. They're attracted to personalities or something weirdos.

Let's take a look. What are you taking a look at? I was trying to see like your your stampede. Pull up Dick Stampede 4K on three simultaneous feeds at 120 faint

second enhance that image. Well, I didn't want to bias it. I just wanted to see if the ratio is as bad as you And based on the few pictures, it's not, it's not great. Not great. None of them had their ladies on the back of their bikes at least. Oh, no. No, there's.

Oh. Yeah. Mostly. And there's a lot of people who aren't hitting the gym. Like, they're not there to, like, show off, like, their, you know, their summer body. There's a lot of people who are like, this is their first time biking, like, seemingly. Like, they're not doing this for the exercise at all. Sometimes summer sneaks up on you.

Oh my God, they're cycling. I imagined Harley riders this whole time. No, they're on regular bikes. Okay. That's so much worse. Yeah, there's a lot of jostling. Oh, well, the chain. What if your balls get into the chain somehow?

Somehow, some way. These people should be wearing clothes. Someone needs to shut that down. Be like, nope, the ratio's off, sir. You have to put your clothes back on unless a lady gets naked. Where are they allowed to do a naked bike ride? Apparently here. What is it?

It's one of those like BLM. Wasteland. It is Nevada. I did hear some of my, my outfits here. That's pretty amazing. When was that? I like to think of a,

this is M. Bison if he was a homosexual and born in Chernobyl. I was, dude, I was about to say, this is the guy from Street Fighter, mixed with Freddie Mercury. That's incredible. Can you shut us, Spice him from Street Fighter?

Please, Zach. I don't even know that character. He wears a red. He was dying of cancer during the role, and he only took the role because his child was a huge fan of the Street Fighter series, and he's hamming it up the whole time, like acting his heart out across from Jean-Claude Van Dam

and all these people in goofy makeup. It's great. The actor's the same guy from Adam's, family if you like those movies. I don't think I ever saw those. Oh, that's the animated one, Zach. Could you show us that from the movie Street Fighter? Oh, Raoul Julia.

I do like the hat. The leopard or tiger or line, whatever you got on there. That's not it. That might be a new movie. We get it, though. We get it. The gist. He's wearing kind of a Soviet commissar-style hat.

What is the lightning bolt? He's from unspecified a stand or something like that. think they get to political and street fighter universe. There you go. Oh. Now pull up the guy from back to the future. He's a bad cast for that. Dude, you're so wrong.

You have no idea the amount of fandom that people have for him in this role. Like, like, this guy's beloved as this character. When you see clips of him, it's, he's the only good thing about this movie. Like, this is a, he is the only good thing in this whole movie. Like, his performance. And mine's opened up. I like Zangreif to, the right?

I don't know what this has to do with it. Is it the same actor? Oh, I'm saying now. I'm saying now. My bad. Yeah, I see you've dressed up as, his dog.

Yeah, my buddy AB was Marty McFly. Well done. I like it. So what did you wear this year? This is all this year. Oh, damn.

You came prepared. Yeah, well, it's my third year and also like, it's easier, it was easier than Burning Man to to get this shit to get it in order. It's kind of easier.

You just have to shop like you're at, wear clothes like you're at Spencer Gifts. That makes sense. You know what I mean? I imagine myself renting a tux. Like I feel like that'd be pretty dope. That would be amazing. That'd be amazing.

Because it's anything that you can zig when people zag. It's kind of good, you know. Did this also. Can you make him full screen? There we go. Dope. I like it. Is he meant to be somebody?

No, I'm just a fucking loser. Grab the shit that's on the ground. And that's the sign. That's the totem? Yeah, that's the totem. What does it say? Dump them out? Dump them out.

Yeah, from the after dark show. My co-ho said that she wanted to she talks about tits she'll be like dump them out and I got really excited about that saying being like dump them out and so yeah I became a little thing there and yeah so they brought it to just kind of summon me I guess

or they just brought it because it was chill it was a funny picture of a fucking guy fucked up but they put the dump him out to just kind of they were probably hoping to get you yeah they let me know that they that they know you know they know ball yeah and there was one year there I remember a dude at the very last day I was chilling he

came up to me and he was like, want to bump? And I was like, what is it? Ketamine or Coke. He's like, it's Coke. I was like, no, I'm good. He's like, he's like, fucking love you on PKA, dude. I'm like, that is crazy.

Like Shambala, like you see how people dress there and stuff. So just the type of guy that is a PKK fan that's there playing dress up. One of our listeners doing drugs, it's hard to believe. Are you making this up? I mean, just dressed,

just dressed like the fucking Lorax from Dr. Seuss. That's terrific. You make me want to go. I want to go. I want to put on a chance. I would love for you guys. It would be so,

it would be so turnkey for you to make it, if you wanted to make it happen. I don't understand. I'll harass you as it comes closer because it would be so fun and funny. Are you allowed to come here, Kyle? Is it Canada? No. No.

You don't even let even let him in with a DUI. Taylor can't come. Until when? I don't know. I don't think there's a limit. I think there is. I think you, they do,

but I think you have to just, I think you speak to a Canadian lawyer after 10 years or something or five years, and they clear it for you. It's been five. Okay, I could look into that. So I think you could speak to someone,

five years or 10 years. You're like, just you literally hit up one Canadian lawyer and it gets it cleared up. Yeah. I just want you to pay a little bit for you to come back. I can do that. Yeah.

I, I have been. out that I can't go to Canada. Mexico, they're good with it. They're like, the American felony? They're like, come on, Ann. Marijuana, please. Not a problem.

They don't mind at all. Of course, they sell, like, I'm always baffled by the lack of control in a Mexican pharmacy, because seemingly everything is just off the shelf. Yeah, you could go there and just prep, like, Adderall and sterile. water pills and steroids, like whatever. It's just off the shelf. And it's like way cheaper.

Oh, yeah. I went on a cruise with my family and we got some island and we got there. And the first thing you see was it's just like a big science. Like by trend here, by testosterone, by dick pills. That's awesome. And they had your picture there, Kyle. for the dick pills or the testosterone it was you just jacked and ripped up

both oh okay both you're like and fucking torqued in the biceps and the pants you had your boner sitting straight out huge poster of you there I could believe that I'm gonna I uh no I that would be nice to be able to just buy steroids

off the shelf like like or any medicine like The main one is when you get a cough or like a cold and you have to like they won't sell you the real cough medicine even at the store anymore. It'd be nice to go by antibiotics. What's pretty good? NyQuil's pretty good. NyQuil? Like if you're... What's the actin ingredient ibuprofen?

I don't fucking know. I just know it helps put you to sleep if you got a like sore throat. No, I want that good stuff. I want that tussin. Can't you buy some version of robitussin just on like from the store? I was joking about the Tussin. That's a joke. But it's the other stuff that's in the good pseudofed.

The stuff that actually has pseudofedrine or whatever. They make meth out of. You buy that every year around here. Yeah, they keep it behind the counter. You got to make a big deal to get it. You have to give them your driver's license. I thought you had to like do something to it. You do.

To turn it into meth you do, I think some people like it straight. I've never done more than the actual one pill every 12 hours or something. like you're supposed to. So it doesn't do anything for me. But if you take too many, I think some people like it. I don't know. It might be one of those drugs that people abuse like that. Because I know there's a few like over-the-counter cough medicine

type things that people will like drink a whole bottle of and go robo-tripping. Yeah. Well then that makes me think it's robitussin. Yeah. In that case it is. But there's other, there's like several drugs that if you just eat the whole package or sometimes two or three packages, is you go on some wacky, mind-bending trip and see the hatman.

That's Benadryl, I think. See, there you go. Like, diphtromine or whatever. Like, you don't want to do that. Take too much pseudafet. I'm looking it up. It can lead to hallucinations. But there's a bunch of other shit you don't want.

High blood pressure, severe agitation, nervousness, restlessness, trembling, seizures, heart attack, stroke. Oh, like, I'm not suggesting it. Why don't they lead with the heart attack and stroke? I was okay. It was a little bit of trembling. I was a trembling. All right.

That sounds like I'm having a good time. Does it burn calories while I tremble? I always wonder. High blood pressure. Sounds like I'm pumped up. Let's go. Yeah, yeah. And a little stroke and heart attack.

Whoa. Yeah. Those are the, I'm not tempted at all to like drink an entire bottle of robo tussin and go and go and see the hat, man. That doesn't appeal to me at all. The catamine appeals to me. LSD will always appeal to me and DMT, of course. trying to find that I don't remember what that subred it was

where the people talk about their experiences with Benadryl. It might be a robo-tripping. It's like D.P. No, because it's Benadryl. Oh, yeah. I can't remember what it was called then. Diphonhydramine.

Benadryl's the anti-allergic one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Antihistamine I'm looking for. Yeah. Yeah. Here it is. Yeah, that's D-PH for getting fucked up.

Benadryl. I've been it's more dangerous to take ridiculous droses of stuff like that than it is to take illegal stuff. Absolutely. Not all of it, of course. But yeah. Yeah, 100%. Like,

it's worse for you than the traditional drugs, for sure. Like, you'd be safer overdoing it on weed or alcohol. You know, something like that. In Australia, I guess people huff gas. Oh my gosh. How horrible is that for you. It's poison.

How horrible is it for you? I don't know. It doesn't seem that fun. Top post from two years ago is the hatman does not respect gender pronouns past 450 milligrams. That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

Took 600 milligrams and the hat man appeared to me for a second time. Unlike the first time, this encounter wasn't neutral. He slowly opened my bedroom door and whispered my name. I didn't know what to do so I laid there. and didn't even attempt to respond. Then he slowly entered my room and just stood in the corner and telepathically misgendered me for three to four minutes.

And I said, and I couldn't even do some simple thing like take out the trash or some shit. I got so mad. I was able to close my eyes and roll over. Wow. I said, what part of that sounds fun? None of that. I asked chat GPT how bad huffing gasoline is.

And there's a long list of terrible things that happen, short term, long term, definitely don't do it. But mixed in that list is euphoria. I'm like, don't be like dizziness and parent judgment, vomiting, choking, a little euphoria, irregular heart rhythm. I'm like, wait a minute, one of these is actually good. Like, what are we doing? In our welding class in the tool room, there was a gasoline generator, like tucked into the, like, it was like up under where the welding cloaks were stored. And there was a kid who would go back there and take the lid off the gas thing and put his head in there and get a big hit. And then he'd stumble around with a big goofy grin on his face and like eyes that were like

not focused and be looking like the totem. And we'd all laugh at him. But none of us were like, let's try that. Everybody was like, that's not a good idea. Thomas is a moron. Like we'll just watch. You did a lot. Don't be Thomas.

He'd do it two or three times a week at least. that we saw. I wonder how he's doing now. Oh, he was doing poorly already. He already had a stutter. You think that helped? No, I don't think so. If you need to do this to yourself,

sorry on the Benadryl thing, this guy has a sign on his own door that says, you are tripping, do not trust what you see, stay quiet, no one has access to your room, do not leave your room. It's like, you don't have to do that with weed or beer or like nothing like that so so all right so it just seems like all these

things right either this person has a completely different idea of what's worth it quote unquote than we do or could it be that he's experiencing something that might be worth it to us if we experienced it like we would never robo trip but if we did and we saw something really cool would we robo trip again is the question not if it was like yes this somebody just respects my pronouns. I don't go there twice, Kyle. Never. I go on Yelp immediately. All right? There's going to be hell to pay. Like, and what's the ratio of fun to bad? Because there are no top all-time posts where they're like about to have a blast. Like, looking forward to this. There's going to be some scary parts, right? Like, me and my girlfriend, were you watching the trilogy

this week? You know? All of a sudden, a fucking bough of Morgoth showed up. That was spooky. But there were some happy times at the beginning. We got to see the Shire and, and Breen and you know, Liv Tyler, that was all nice. And then the Hatman shows up. Maybe that's what your drip is like. Maybe it's not all Hatman,

is what I'm saying. Yeah. But it just seems like you disassociate and you get very, very frightened, which isn't what I'm going for. I would be worried about the help problems of like doing that to your liver and kidneys.

Yeah, they're taking like multiple bottles of this. Yeah. Which you can one shot yourself with some of those, like acetaminophen. I know that's not in this, but like you can take so much of that that it just like destroys your organs in one day. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, I think enough title novel just about kill you. Mm-hmm.

I don't know how much, but that seems like a terrible way to go out. I can't imagine that, you know. Yeah, that you need to take, and I don't think it's four. I think it's like hundreds of them maybe. Yeah. Don't quote me on that. Yeah, I'm not trying that. I do want to try the DMT.

I don't know how to get my hands on it. I wish that it would become like a research chemical that you could do the sort of thing like what he did with the ketamine and they would just mail me some legal DMT because I'm not looking to get any trouble, you know, but I'd like to do some DMT. There's another country I could go to where you could do some DMT. I don't want to do ayahuasca.

That vomiting thing just is not, is completely unappealing. How do people act like that's a minor inconvenience? Lombovety is horrible. Yeah, it's not fun. And also, like, ayahuasca seems like one that people sometimes just lose their mind. Like that, who was that fitness guy recently, who was, like, very fit? And then I guess he smoked a bunch of ayahuasca. And then he started believing that he needed to microdose gold into his own veins and, like, started shooting up gold.

And he died. I don't think the gold killed him. I think he kind of. And while he was drowning, he was screaming about something insane. I don't remember particularly what it was, but like he thought dinosaurs were attacking him or like, you know, the Lebanese were in the water with him. Like something completely bonkers. They couldn't have been. He wasn't like sharp.

Did he eat it, inject it? He like put it in a solution, some sort of solution. Yeah. And then injected the solution. Yeah. I don't take my medical advice. but it seems like gold's inert enough that if there's small enough amounts, it's fine, right?

It would just get purged or something. It depends how micronized it is, like how tiny the particles are. If it can go to the cell membrane and, like, pierce the brain blood barrier and, like, get into his brain tissue, I would imagine that conductive gold amongst your brain neurons might make you insane.

But that's literally just me talking out of my ass. Right, right. Because I'm talking about my ass when I say, it's inert gold, right? This is the reason they make fillings out of it. fine in your body. But I thought you were going to say the little vows that open and close in your

circulatory system. Like it needs to be small enough that it doesn't impair that. Yeah. I don't know. All I know is that the guy. I mean, I think it's triggered by ayahuasca, am I remembering, like, where he was pretty normal-ish. Did he did a bunch of that and kind of

came back loopy. I always hear of ayahuasca being drank in like a big tea, like a drink of some kind. I've never heard of it being smoked. You can smoke DMT and there's a couple different kinds of DMT and we've seen that famous video of the guy laying in the creek bed rolling around out of control just saying I love you on repeat. I love you. I love you. I love you. After he smoked that toad venom, which is a form of DMT. They have, it took toad venom and I don't know how long it takes to get enough toad venom to get somebody high, but they had done it. And then they like dry it out

until it's a white powder. And then they smoke that white powder. And he was in another realm just saying, I love you rolling around. It just doesn't seem fun. It doesn't seem safe. Yeah. If I were to try a new drug, I would want it to be a well-traveled road where we have like a lot of established history on its dangers, its risks, its effects.

And I'm not looking to blaze new past with dehydrated toad venom. What do they do that he burn it and smoke it? Yeah, I think they smoked it out of a bowl, if I remember correctly. Yeah, like light, you know, like a little mini torch and it was in a glass. I don't want to inhale venom fumes for a high. This is not a well-traveled road. I'm out. Apparently it is.

Apparently the natives long smoked the toad of the venom. And we saw the great civilization that they, you know, created there and the American. American Southwest. You've seen Shandy down. Scratching out caves with their finger tails high on Toad Phantam. Have you ever seen the Anasazi

like the Anasazi Pueblo walls though? Those are kind of impressive. Are they? I haven't seen them. Can you say it for Zach to Google it? Like Anasazi like Pueblos. Like the, they had like living areas carved into like the side of like

a mountain type thing. It's like, I want to see how impressive it is. It's got to be actually impressive. Don't tell me it's like a, you know, some of those TPs were actually really good. Ah, fuck you.

No, there's no TEP on Earth. It's that cool. Okay, okay. That looks like more than carved. That looks built to me. I remember there being some like inlets.

No stairs? The rock. Just ladders? There's, I see stairs. I think, see, obviously this is all falling apart.

Those, those little, ladders are well in the bottom center if you go just left of right you can see in the side of that cup there's stairs uh yes like bottom center right in the front maybe stairs on the right and left perhaps perhaps

okay I see it's very big do us more Anasazi dwellings I would love to see more I actually have you want to hear I have some beans that so in one in these ruins in these ruins they found clay pottery with beans in them and it was a

species of bean that had gone extinct and so they called them anasazi beans and they planted the anasazi beans and they sprouted up after like 15, 200 years or something and I have those anasazi beans taste like shit. They're the worst bean I've ever had.

I feel like our evidence of stairs is pretty weak. All we saw were like the top step and we gave them a little grace but as I see more and more maybe like if you look

it's just right center of the picture in the middle of the distance those are stairs like I wish I could point with my mouse but you know I was picturing when you said it more of like city

and most of these pictures it's like seven houses well clearly this is a fallen civilization that's been gone for hundreds of years Taylor I mean when you look at Greek ruins you don't go I don't know I don't

Doesn't make a lot of sense. How could you live? It's all exposed air. There used to be a ceiling. Wait, wait. I was actually just wondering that to myself, because they're under a cliff overhang. There used to be a ceiling because it's not strictly necessary, it seems. I think he'd want a ceiling.

Yeah. I think so. I don't want little kids peeking over the edge watching me bang. Yeah, bugs getting in there. Throwing gross beans at you. Throwing those disgusting, anesthesia, beans at you. No wonder they went extinct. No one bothered to cultivate them for us.

hundred years. A little white man found them, found those old joke beans in a jar and planted them. And it was like, I make the water turn red. They're disgusting. Are they like a superfood? Or is it like they're not even any better for you than regular beans? They're definitely not a super food. They're fucking beans.

They look like pentos or something, but just like a different, different species of pento. I think the, I don't know why I thought of this. just we're talking about ancient stuff. I think it's the circus Maximus from, it's like the ancient Roman like charioteer

center. And I think that's still the largest like outdoor sporting event thing in the world. Like there's just never been a reason to make a bigger one than that, which is crazy. You'd think someone would have Titaniced it and been like, now let's beat it. Let's build it.

Well, like NASCAR. Oh, NASCAR NASCAR has to be bigger This is like no way that NASCAR is not bigger Yeah, I don't know why I didn't think of that NASCAR not often top of mind for me Bigger than what you said Bigger than the Circus Maximus

Where they did the chariot race is that big oval-shaped Chariot race thing you've I'm sure recreations and maybe historical stuff NASCAR is kind of on the decline But it's big and it's been bigger I don't know why it's well I've never been a big NASCAR guy but I've always been like adjacent to big NASCAR guys I've had big NASCAR guys I've had big NASCAR guy friends and stuff and they try to sell me on this shit and I suppose there was a time when I was interested in a particular racer like I like Jeff Gordon I like Tony Stewart um and I like I liked watching them like race for a championship like that was always what I was gay one not literally gay but he's the rainbow warrior he's the rainbow warrior he's from California he's the DuPont car yeah yeah he's the Yes, yes, yes, yes.

He's not literally gay, but he's the gayest of them. Yes, yes, that's what people would say. That's what we said. I like my Jew. The NASCAR. I always, did I cut your story off or can I jump in? Oh, I was just going to say they've cut the horsepower way down. Like the horsepower in a current NASCAR car is like, I don't know at the top of my head,

but I'm going to call it 500, 550. And it's like most street sports cars are, are like right nipping at that that hills. And with a little tune up, like a cold air intake and a tune job and some better tires, a modern Mustang is probably faster and more, definitely more horsepower. So they've made it so safe that like they kind of got away from why I would even want to watch it, which would be to see good old boys driving hot rods in a circle real fast until somebody hits somebody else and they all explode in a big fiery ball.

I like Jeff Gordon because I think, Everyone else was so country, right? You know, like the Earnhardt's or if you name them, I remember their names. But like everyone's so country. And that was kind of what it took to like be cool or, you know, Alpha in that little environment. And then you have Jeff Gordon who's a big old like, ah, whatever, I am me. I'm from California. I race a rainbow colored car.

And I beat you all. And me as like a computer programmer or guy an accountant who wore a tie identified so much more with Jeff Gordon. than the country guys. It was like, that guy represents me. Let's go. I like the car. I thought the car looked cool.

And we used DuPont paint when we painted cars. So like, I don't know, I somehow identified with that. And I also liked that he had all this road course experience before he got into NASCAR.

And then at some point, they added some road course racetracks to NASCAR. And he just went in to dominated. And it was like, yeah, this guy can actually drive. He could turn the wheel both direct. The rest of y'all are really struggling with the idea of this.

It was fun to see that happen. That is cool. Yeah, they don't have enough horsepower. It's not violent. It's not dangerous enough. And I think they've tried to get away from that good old boy stuff to their detriment. You know, like, they should know their core audience. They got into, so they've always had these, not always, but they've lately had these hybrid cars that are part EV and part internal combustion engine.

And starting this year, they swan. more towards the battery. And it just ruined the racing. It's all about battery management charging that thing. If your battery's full, I could pass you even if you're a better driver and then you'll pass me back after I spend it.

And just battery management has so much to do with winning and losing. It sucks. And I think they're off target. I don't know why they stressed EV so hard. It's Formula One. You're 22 cars. You have no impact on the environment.

You're 22 cars. Just race. Do you think it was like they were trying to eke out more performance or no? No. I think they were trying to like push the envelope of what electric cars can do, maybe dump some R&D into the research in a way that makes the planet better or something like that. And like that's all noble, I guess. And maybe even works a little.

Maybe they learn something in Formula One racing that trickles elsewhere. That happens. happens in NASA. But it also ruined the racing. Can't do that. Hopefully they change back because that really sucks. They're talking about it. I wouldn't want to watch an economy race where the commentators are like,

oh, he better slow down or he's going to burn his battery too quickly. And then it's people going at like 50% of the capacity of this hyper car. In addition to Formula One, there's like F2, F3. And there's also a full on electric racing. And for that, like the goal is to be in second place. I want to draft off you and conserve my power and just stay there sort of right behind the leaders until I make my move and take advantage of the fact that you've been burning your battery and I haven't. What a silly racing. Yeah, it's not in the spirit of racing at all.

Imagine being in front and like, I got to get out of here. Yeah. I couldn't watch that. Yeah. That's a stupid waste of time. I've never seen. I haven't watched any of those racing sports ever. I've always meant to

but you know I think I get my fill just every once in a while like once a year watching crash compilations on YouTube and like I think this is most of it I don't really care about how skilled whatever that like German kids name is that's really really good that don't care about his cornering speed

or that he's got like a really strong neck it's like yeah I would bet that are you talking about Max Verstappen Verstappen yeah is he not German of Dutch Okay. Have you seen him doing his neck exercises? I've seen those people do it where it's just like that... It looks like something, you know, Joe Rogan would be really into

which is just like a weird basket on your head that's attached to a weight over there. And it just like increases the pull and you have to try and stay static. And that's the workout. Yeah. Well, they sell those things. You've probably got one. You attach it to your head and it's got the weights on it and you can do the head workout. I think my head's enough of a workout.

Okay. I was wondering where that would go. I need to add ball bearings. Yeah. Where's Harley? Where'd he go? Where's lost Harley? I assume Harley's having a gastrointestinal disaster right now.

He may be. Why do you go there? What else could it be? Why else would he leave the show for 15 minutes? It was probably some gentile he's probably trying to trick out of their inheritance or something like that Probably he's probably sell he's in the other room you're right I don't know why I went there Jesus Christ So now ma'am your property pays you

Did you see Ukraine struck at Iran? I saw a headline about that but I didn't click it what happened? It's super interesting to me so iran has been supplying russia with many of their drones and uh zach can you pull up like a map that includes the caspian sea please caspian sea is this landlock sea some people call it a lake i don't really know what makes it which and you can drive huge cargo ships from iran to russia and kind of no one can do anything about it like you certainly the u.s navy can't get in there you'd have to build the ship on the lake Yeah. So they can, there you go. So imagine you want to get something from Iran to Russia.

You can just put it on the Caspian Sea there and go without anyone bothering you. Well, Ukraine has recently expanded the range of their drones such that they can attack the Caspian Sea. And now Iran doesn't have a safe way to send drones to Russia. And I saw the ship they took out. It was noteworthy. It's a cargo ship, which, as you know, is like giant, giant, giant. was that all drones? I mean, maybe there were some Legos and fertilizer and stuff on that too.

I don't know. But if that was all drones, a cargo ship full of drones, a heck of a war load. And now they're on notice that they can't ship that stuff to Russia like they once could. I would assume Iran has its hands full already and isn't shipping as much as they used to, but I'm making that up. Yeah, that would only make sense. And it's long range.

Like just looking at like even if they're shooting it from the very, you know, very bottom of Ukraine. They're still going a fucking ways. They're going across a big swat of Russia. And I watched this guy, Ryan McBeth. I don't agree with everything he says, but this is one of his mantras. He's like, you don't want to give your adversary problems because problems can be solved. You want to give them dilemmas.

And now Russia has to decide whether they want to take their anti-air stuff off the front lines, leaving their soldiers vulnerable to protect their ships, or they leave their ships vulnerable and keep protecting their soldiers. Like, this is a dilemma with no easy answer. And that's what Ukraine's done to them. So glad I don't have to fight in that war. Oh, my God. Dude, I've said this before, but like, look, there's no reason to think I'd be a good

soldier. I've never had any training. I'm just a regular dude. I'm just me. But I do like the idea that how well you do in war is somewhat skill-based. It just feels like you control your own destiny and win or lose. I thought you're going to set up. Uniforms.

Oh, no. But in this Ukraine war, people die from, like, you didn't do anything wrong. Just drones pop out of the sky all the time. They just snap your life away. You didn't see it coming. They had no real defense against it. It's not like World War II where a lot of, or even Vietnam, where like a lot of good decisions would have a lot to do with how well you lived or how long you live. In this war, like, I don't know.

make you go outside and the drones find you and kill you and there wasn't a lot you could you didn't die because you were bad at soldiering you just died because you got unlucky so in like a world war one a lot of them like a lot of them could be saved if they just had a good like hunting shotgun because sometimes look i've seen the clips where the drone hits them going like 80 miles per hour and it's all they hear like buzz and they look up and it's on them i've seen clips like that and i've but i've also seen clips where it lazily has to like navigate through a building and through limbs and it sort of does a ring around the rosy with a with a soldier around a big tree or something. And all he needs is a shotgun and he could just be like, leave me alone.

A shotgun and years of experience shooting it. But I agree. But the thing is I saw these like some sort of special force good thing. I forget what they were exactly, but elite American soldiers. And then they had a really fast drone, not a lazy one. And the drone kept taking runs at them. so they turn on the camera and they're like here's some footage of us surely about

to die to a drone and in this 30 second thing the drone makes six successful runs at them while they're trying to kill it with a shotgun and he's like yep yep we would have died five or six times right there yeah I saw the video too yeah I sent it to the WhatsApp

that I don't think I could consistently enough to feel safe in any way but those lazy ones that come in at like anything less than 45 miles hour. A tough, a fast dove is about 45, 50 miles per hour. And, um, and I can, I can hit that, no problem. But when you get faster than that, it's hard to track. I don't know how fast the war ones go, but drones get fast. They use drones to film Formula One. It's a really neat angle. But if drones are keeping up with F1 cars, they're smoking dubs. Well, those aren't, those aren't

necessarily, I know that there are camera drones and stunt drones. They can do all that. I just don't know if those, the ones loaded with a warhead can. do it. I prefaced it. Yeah, that's why I was like, I don't know what the war ones do. Well, they're not going to start getting slower. Like, they're, they're going to get better. And so eventually it's going to be like, like, just two and a half years ago, AI was like, eh, that's not real. That's AI. That's not a real video. And now, you know, think of where we're in a few years with that based on like how good they are now, where now anybody can get fooled by some of these AI videos because they look 100% realistic. Same with drones.

drones are going to get back. I was thinking about this. Like, you know, in World War I, World War II, really every 20th century war, snipers were seen a lot of the time by their enemies as dishonorable. And so, like, they wouldn't take them as prisoners. They'd be like, oh, scope on your rifle, huh?

So you've been plinking away at us, shamefully, you won't face us in combat. Slice that guy's throat. And they just, like, threw him in a ditch. I think that's going to pale and come. comparison to like if boots on the ground combat soldiers ever like kick the door down of the drone facility we surrender and they're like nah no no you do not you guys don't take surrenders i've seen the videos uh real quick we're going to hear from a couple wonderful sponsors that's audible

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Well, not really a discussion. It was just Woody trying to surmise. Were you having a gastrointestinal disorder? Why I was gone so long? Yeah. I went to go crank my hog. Sick. You're taking your time.

Not as a man on belly, but you get out with a straw. You must be flexible. A silly straw? Every size. Every straw I suck on is a silly straw. You feeling silly? You're feeling silly right now? You want to get silly?

A little silly. So you stop. You guys got T-shirts and shit now. Run that. Yeah. Yeah. Like, no, but you guys should literally give me one of everything you ever sell until the end of time. Christmas sweaters, I should get that.

Never got cum pills. We've got a T-shirt. I think we should get you those. Yeah. What is just like? All right. Let's get on the Discord. Tell Chis.

It's got no problem hitting me up every fucking week to come fucking do the thing. Why hit him? Tell me like, send Harley shirts. Yeah, get him that link. It's gorilla mine.com. All right. I just wrote you on Discord asking for your address so we make it happen. Yeah.

Let's go. Yeah. And what else were you guys talking about? I was gone drones and cars. We talk about wars and stuff like that. I have a topic, though. I was waiting for you to return. Is it the reverse mortgage thing?

What golden age or heyday were you lucky enough to experience that won't ever come back? Us for everybody? A round table, yeah. I thought we'd all answer. I can go first. It takes pressure off. Yeah, if you have something in mind. Yeah, go ahead.

I existed before electronic leashes. like there was a in the 80s or whatever people didn't have even cell phones let along all the iPhone tracking and shit like that when you left the front door people didn't know where you were at all

you could tell them and they trust that that's where you actually went but there was no tracking you now it seems like everyone is always tracked yeah and not only that but the flock cameras and just the ring cameras and stuff. Like, cameras, ring cameras.

This young man, and I like to get up to a bit of misdemeanor in occasionally. And like, you know, if we gotten caught for every misdemeanor we did when we were 15 or 16, like it would have been a big deal. And I feel like those four little whippersnappers out there now, did just want to smash a few mailboxes or set fire to an app. They don't even go outside like we did, though. Your car rat you out. There was a PCA with Harley on it, like, I don't know, eight years ago.

Probably fucking legendary, eh? Probably such a good one. Probably better than Quibblecop. Was it better than Quibblecop? Definitely. EDP? You guys probably had an EDP on this show before, eh? You go.

So Harley had me pull out my phone. And he's like, go here, click, click, click. And he followed his, I followed his instructions. And it told me all the places that I go frequently. My phone had been like keeping tabs on me and recording it. And like well in Facebook, too. I wouldn't doubt it. So that's never coming back, but there was a time when no one knew where you were or what you were doing.

Well, we could have much. How much secret gay shit would you be doing, Woody, if your wife didn't know. Oh, you can't even do a bit of it anymore. Well, it's not a secret anymore. Thanks, Harley. Jesus, right. Our fans will find your tender. Like, there's nowhere to hide.

Now everyone knows I named him Mr. Silly because of your hints. Mr. Deeds and Mr. Silly's Minecraft server. As much as I really, like I have every streaming service and I have a really nice, like, I love being plugged in to all those apps and knowing what day like this show comes out. And I'm always like, ooh, what movies are coming out next month? We'll watch this one on Saturday night. But man, there was something special. It just hit different when you had to go to the movie store and hope that it was still there.

Or you'd be calling them, be like, hey, did anyone return? earn it. Like, this is the thing that people can't even fathom anymore. They would, a new release would come out, like something big, like maybe the new Mission Impossible or a new Jurassic Park or whatever. And they would get like 15 copies at a big movie store, maybe even 20, 30.

But they'd all sell out, because there's more than 30 people in your community that want to see the new hot movie. And so you'd be calling them every 30 minutes, like, hey, anybody return a copy of Jurassic Park 3 yet? No? All right, I'll check back in 30. Because you've got to drive up there and that's smart because they sit behind the counter for a while before they make the way back

to the shelf yeah they're not putting them back right away it was sorry go ahead well just like when you finally got it and you got it home i just remember like there was the the culmination of putting that that thing in the vCR and getting the tuning the tracking just right so that it looked as close to h we didn't know what hd was and then just like getting in the chair and getting ready for the movie with a popcorn everything it was much more of a ceremony or somehow that one movie, you can go rent that movie on a Friday night and it was like the whole night somehow. It was just an hour and a half. Now you do like, you can watch a movie now and you have, you're like, I can watch six more. Like back then though, like one blockbuster rental or two was

just like the whole weekend. I had it a lot with with video games like what you're describing. I really liked when I would go to rent a game and I'm just like, what's this? As if I wasn't tapped in online knowing every game a year before it comes out that I'm halfway interested in. It's probably what I like about so much about Steam is finding an indie game and being like, whoa, this fucking slaps. And it feels like browsing back in the day. Even browsing on Netflix,

I feel like is just a mutated version of browsing at Blockbuster. Why is Netflix the biggest streaming app in the world and they have no search feature? Yeah, it's just to trick you so that you can't like get comfortable with how little. they actually have there. It's an illusion, but they force you to browse it in a way that makes you go through things you don't want to see. Just pat it out.

Because like if you wanted to, if you were like 90s action movies like heat, it's going to give you like five movies and you're kind of like, wow, it's lacking. I want to choose between two hundred 90s action movies right now. I want 15 specials from unfunny comedians to scroll past. Yeah.

And there's like there's podcasts on there now. And it's like like I didn't come to Netflix for a podcast. There's no search feature on Netflix? Because there is. You could search. It's like you search when it's search it's it's, it's, um, you could put in directly what you want.

And if they don't have it, they'll give you something similar that they think is similar. But it's not, it's not like a browse feature where you just go sort a to Z. If you go to letterbox.com or you go to IMBD or, or Rotten Tomatoes, one of those aggregators, they have search features. Like, I'm thinking of all the Michael Mann movies

that are gritty made in the 1990s. You can do genres and time periods and, like, vibes and really get this nice list of movies. Like, I don't care if it won an Oscar. I don't care if it's five stars. Show me everything. And Netflix has tons of stuff that you can't even get to. I don't know what the point is.

Yeah. Yeah, I missed it. I missed it. I missed Blackbuster. I liked, there's this one video I've seen before where it's like, remember who you are, white boy. Have you guys ever seen that one? I haven't seen that movie. I rarely forget, though.

I'll pull it up. Taylor, you do yours. I'll find this thing because it'll give it, it gives us a good reference point. I can't think of a good golden age. those five for five Arby sandwiches had to be your golden arm no I don't go to Arby's

I mean I got to experience Pokemon at exactly the right age with that coming out if I would have been five years older like you're the right age for modern warfare two lobbies that's true had a riproar and good time in there

yeah I guess being the right age for the called duty lobbies and being a kid the right age kid at the right time to at least enjoy the first couple generations of Pokemon. And it was like the biggest thing in the world. Like I know it's still big, but I don't think it's like the cultural event. It was them.

Like it's all people wanted to talk about it. He chose Pokemon. Harley came back literally talking about sucking dick and that was less gay than your answer. You're wrong. You guys are the kooky ones. Pokemon. You're not the right age for it. Fair.

You were what? 24 in 1997. Oh, 97? 24, right? Yeah, something like, uh, 21. No, no, no, no, that'd be 94. So yeah, you're right. Do it, swish.

Yeah, I can't think of a good, like, real golden age. That would have been cool to experience everything before the electric tethers. But unless we get one of those solar flares that knocks out all the electric stuff, I don't think that's going to happen again. And that would introduce more problems than like going to the grocery store and not having people know you went to the grocery store. It's going to happen eventually. And so they say. The last time it happened, I just looked it up.

It's the Carrington event of 1859. If that happened again, that would fry everything we have. Was that a space thing? Yeah, it was a solar flare. There was so much. Perfect dark, dude. Carrington Institute. Lock in.

There was so much electricity run through the telegram wires that the telegraph machines were catching fire and like arcing electricity just from like what was in the air. Well, they got back to it, you know, back on the horse. There weren't a lot of microprocessors and a lot of transistors. Yeah, so like three machines got wrecked. Telegrams. Okay. This was the, uh, my answer here was the golden age of, of white boy culture. Yeah, and what's this video?

It'll never, it'll never come back again like this. But I saw this, they got it just slap for me. Oh, turn the audio on. It's just music playing. It's just music. But I just love like Tony Hawk, Halo,

wrestling, Xbox. It was like the number one shit, everything all around. Was that our golden age? I think it was up there. It was up there. I like sent that to a buddy of mine.

He was like this video reprogrammed me. Seeing that. I figured it was probably the time in the 1800s, you know, when. No, there was no, there was no Blink 182 then. I wasn't around for that. I think if I was, I don't think I was allowed to own anything, though. I think you guys were very much involved with the whole, the whole, owning people thing. Something about auction houses and shipping.

First of all, first of all, everyone owned. Even people that were owned, they owned. That's how everyone was. Oh, if you start the argument off like this, it ain't going. I'm just saying everyone, everyone had their hands in everyone. An economy of ownership. I'm just saying back then, like if you were, if you were Jewish, you couldn't do politics, you couldn't own a farm or land.

You have to have bookstores. could own stores the USA yeah I think Jews owned a lot of stuff back then no no they didn't no they didn't

now look how far they were they were allowed to be secretly and the economy was so bad very few people could even afford to own slaves they don't tell you the bad parts about it what happened was

owning bookstores which ones Judah Benjamin so Judah Benjamin is the Lynch pin to an alternate history where the confederate confederacy wins the civil war so this guy was close advisor and personal friends to the president of the confederacy and he had this big idea of lobbying some european powers to join with the confederacy in their war against the union

by promising them um you know better better uh deals on cotton and textile goods and uh the only reason he wasn't sent jefferson davis had wanted to send him to lobby the european powers but there was so much anti-Semitism in the South that they overruled the president of the Confederators, and it didn't happen. It wouldn't work out. It was going to be such an unpopular thing. There's a mockumentary where they show the alternate version, if we just send Judah to France, all of us, and the historians like, when them Yankees seen the Confederate banner come over that hill, flanked on either side by them French soldiers, where they took tail and ran. was France in a position at that time to help us?

I thought they were kind of battling with England still. I don't know. It's a mockumentary. It's mostly a comedy. Oh, I know. I thought you were serious about like that guy being a potential real lynchpin. But who knows if like the French would have been like,

nah, do we fucking saved your asses like 80 years ago? And you're already, you know, showing up hat and hand. Hey, we need a couple more moustachioed guys with like old style rifles come over. I guess existing modern rifles to come over, save us.

They're like, no, we got a bunch of lymie Brits up here. Oh, they did. They did. France was neutral in the conflict. They remained officially neutral and sympathized economically with the Confederacy, and they intervened on the Confederacy's behalf in Mexico. And to what Kyle was saying. And to what Kyle was saying about the people in the South not wanting to abide

and basically with the president. There was no nationwide banning of Jews from owning stuff. It was just local and private decisions, people, specific neighborhood, suburbs, and developments that were like, no Jews allowed. Now, we don't give a fuck what the president says or anyone says. No. I want these motherfucking kikes out of my motherfucking town. You can't say that word hard. So beep it.

You don't have a button or something to rewind it? It's so beep it. No, let it ride it. It's fine. We'll make a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, I think you'd have to go stealth mode. You'd have to be like, hold on a sec. Oh, he could pass.

Harley's a very passing, Jay. Depends what the haircut is, I think. Well, of course. If you grow those little twiddly twills, yeah, if I grew those and slick my hair back, it was a hat zio mode is your hair

naturally curly or do you add product it's curly naturally thought I got a perm I did I thought he got a perm you said jude up before

this is jude up I never said that he said jude up he said judo oh I didn't say jude up but it's a little jude up what were you talking about

he said it sounded like jude up Jude up Bill? Me? You say Jude up Bill? Was Judah Bill? I don't think so. Who are you talking to? I called you a male model.

No, no, no, yeah, that was nice. No, Kyle, uh, 10 minutes ago, we were talking about the, uh, oh, he's talking about some guy named like Judah. Oh, Judah Benjamin or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Benjamin. That's a very Jewish name. He'd have to switch it to like, Craig Stevens. He was the attorney general, uh, and the secretary.

of war and the Secretary of State for the Confederacy, I think. Yeah. Pretty high-ranking Jay. That is. I bet they let him, you know, tool around in those cities that were like, no Jews except, you know, you know,

exceptions had to be made for this guy. Yeah. Or maybe he was like not standing in the big city. I'd be a good slave owner. Like, I feel like my slaves would be happy to live under my reign. feel. I'd be, like, I'm so good to my- What would you do to be a difference maker? You'd give them all babies. I think there'd be like a suggestion box that they, you know,

I'd like to hear from them. You know, they, I'd like to, you know, weekly, we'd have a big, like, like, you know, they couldn't read and write, right, right? Well, I teach them to read and right. You know, I, I, I, I wouldn't, I would provide education. I would provide education. You know, you know who you would need, teach them reading right? Choose. They own bookstores. They all knew, they all knew how to read. people hated that to read any like uh they hated them for that though they don't need to know how to do reverse mortgages or anything i'll get a white person to just teach them to abc's yeah i don't think kiles like wanting them to be writing advanced soliloquies about the state of the

work day it's just more like too hot would be great like he used the wrong two it's too they're loving the man juleps stand. You know, it's great. Everybody's ever been last. No, I think I would be, I think I would be a good slave owner. I would be more like a factory owner who technically owned the people, which, you know, we kind of do that

in countries now today anyway. I don't think we were were we doing a lot of factory slaves? I thought it was almost like agriculture. I don't mean that they'd be actually working in a literal factory, but that I got slaves right now. They got slaves in factories right now. Yeah, in the crappy countries.

Have you been, you know, Alabama. Alabama has that program where they lease prisoners out to the local like Wendy's or whatever. And so the prisoner wakes up out of their prison bed, goes to work at Wendy's, leaves Wendy's at night, goes back to their prison bed, and the prison gets paid for their work. Like that's leasing a person out to someone else. That's worse than slavery. Leasing is worse than... But he shouldn't have diddled that kid.

So now we've got to flip those burgers. Financial advice. I think leasing is worse. It is generally worse to lease. Morally speaking, not financially speaking. Sometimes it could be appropriate to lease. You know, sometimes it depends on, we're not my vehicles. I've heard that, but I don't know when it's a better decision to, like.

It depends on your use case with cars. Like some people want to re-up on like the new model every two years. And if you're that guy, like clearly the lease is the way to go. I agree there, but it's almost like if you consistently make bad financial mistakes, this is a less bad way to do it. I want to know when it's a good call. If you saw that the depreciation was going to be very much in your favor and that you were... I was just thinking that, like a Tesla or a, I don't know, like a Jaguar. What are some of the Maserati?

The Maserati is crazy the amount of value it loses. The Tesla at Model S is the number one depreciating car right now. Is it? It loses something like, oh, I don't know off the top of my head, but it's like half its value in a couple years. I wonder if Tesla sales are still dropping every quarter. The Mustang. Like just depreate the- No, batteries are doing really well.

It turned out, like, they're keeping like 95% of their charge after 200,000 miles. It's just, I don't know why they depreciate so much, honestly. Electric vehicles in general are the most appreciating vehicles, but the Tesla, the Tesla being one of the most expensive electric vehicles probably adds on to it because the Model S Plaid is probably a $110, $120,000 car. And then three years later, you can get it for $55,000. The Maserati. I have a Machi that's sick. You have the Machi? I was about to bring up the Machi.

Yeah, driving around my town. You bought it used, didn't you? No, a new one, a new one. Shocking. But you bought it? or bought it used? No, bought it new from a dealership. And it's like, yeah, the one with the bigger battery.

So I could drive to like the next closest big town without a charge. Yeah. I had to get a battery plug like thing installed in my garage to plug it in. But like something for just two bucks to get a full tank is so crazy when you're driving around town. Like you're just driving around town. You're not going on big trips because it does suck. Like once you hit past six hours of driving, you have a charge in the middle of your trip. And if it's cold even more because like the battery is worse.

So like that sucks. And it's just not how Elon Musk thought it would be with like a crazy infrastructure of chargers everywhere. So you got to plan that. But when you're doing like small running errands around town, my other car is a Ford Explorer with like sport mode and shit. I always put that stuff on eco, but it's still like 175 bucks. to fill it up. Is Canada a lot more than America? It's expensive also.

I don't know what the exact thing is comparison-wise, but gas is expensive. Does Canada sell gas by the leader? Mm-hmm. Oh, it makes it difficult to compare. Yeah, yeah. Just ask that you do that right now. On this.

Like how many miles is a full charge of the Mustang? I can tell you kilometers. it's like 600 kilometers if it's full battery on a good day or like 500 I think it seems like a lot it is it is oh wait no no 250 is the regular one I think it's like 350 I think I was mixing it up with the truck let me look let me see I was uh those I have the smaller battery one for a year and uh brought that back in America it's $4.10 a gallon in Canada it's $4.10 a gallon in Canada It's $6.75 a gallon. Is that both in U.S. dollars?

Yeah. Oh, let me double check that it's U.S. dollars. I expected. Yeah. No, it, shit. Because I'm there that's $4.96 in U.S. dollars. So it's 21% more. They're the same kind of.

Yes. I'm glad you asked that. So 410 versus 496. All right, 320 miles is the extended range. Okay. So, yeah, $4.5. 450 kilometers. Is it like an all night thing to charge it if you get like pretty close to empty?

Well, when, um, you're at home, it charges pretty good because you just get like an okay charger. But out and about there are some fast chargers that you pay, you pay it like five bucks and it'll blast it up like in 10 minutes, like to full or something. Hmm. It's not bad. Is it weird getting used to that the engine doesn't make noise? No, it's weird is, uh, it's built to,

for driving that when you take your foot off the pedal, it's almost like as if you're hitting a break. It instantly stops. It doesn't roll with inertia, like a real car does. Once you're off the gas, the spinning of the tires stop spinning,

so it instantly slows the car down drastically. Does that make you use cruise control more? It has blue crews where you could essentially like, it'll switch lanes for you. it'll drive in the lanes it'll switch lanes it's aware of the cars around you there's like images on a thing kind of like the how the Tesla does and it's pretty it's pretty cool like you could literally like it fully drives you

it fully drive you back on on the highway or something like that is it pretty good that's what I know I know what this was so when you lift your foot off the accelerator it engages regenerative braking which turns the electric motor into a generator and since power back into the battery Yeah. So you just get used to like timing so that you're, you're, because you're not letting go of the car and then braking as you get up. You're just letting go of the accelerating pedal as you're approaching the red light to slowly stop. And then also you take your foot off and you don't have to touch a break.

The car is not moving. There's nothing driving. It's not like an engine running. So you don't have to keep your foot on the brake at a red light. And you can turn that off and go back to old school style. drive, well, driving style. But it's, yeah, and it does go really fast. It goes so fast that you turn off, like you notify the car if you have a passenger with you,

because otherwise it could be nauseating for them. Like it prevents motion sickness for the other people in the car because it's very like, like, you know, it's very fast. Like it activates quickly when you hit the pedal. Do you prefer the like one foot driving and not using the brake? I know it's all one foot. No, it's cool. I like it a lot. It feels like something like my brain is doing,

something almost playing like a little game. It's like makes driving fun because driving, obviously, I thought driving was always fun, you know, especially when I first got it. It was just, I like with younger, I was like, I'm just going to drive. That's cool. I'll drive to a far place because I can and driving's fun.

So playing this new pedal game is cool. But also like just running around, driving around, it feels like in a game when you get a new item where it's like now you don't have to worry about filling your car up you unlock electric vehicle and so all of these tasks that you normally cost you just you just run around and do it in the car and this is it is it a ford mock e is that what it is yeah it's a it's a Mustang mocky but it's like really not like a Mustang a crossover looks like a hatchback type like uh old Honda civic ish looking almost not really but yeah honestly to me it looks like a regular car like yeah

It doesn't look like a Mustang. It looks like a regular. It's just, I never really cared about cars and the way that they look or status of it. So I, yeah, I'm just happy if there's room in it and has a good sound system or whatever. So I'm curious, I'm almost asking, like, if you're like me, is it that you don't care at all or

it hasn't bubbled up high enough on your priority list that you're willing to put money on it? Because that second one describes me. Like, I would like it. super dope car, everything from a caddy to a lotus of spree to a far. Like all these things are neat to me. If I had like a really cool sports car, what am I doing? Where am I going?

What do I expect to do from this? It only sounds like something that, you know, I worry if like I can't take care of stuff enough. I don't think I would respect this thing to the level that it deserves to be respected. And I don't get like, I wouldn't get hyped up pulling up to the function. in a car where people are like, who's that? You know what I mean? Like I don't, it doesn't.

I would hate that part. Yeah, I, well, I could almost like, like, fuck with that part as a bit, like, ironically as a joke, you know, uh, but I just, I think the people that really like that they're, there's someone that they want to be like, you know, who is that guy? Whoa, it's him, you know? I'm already fucking him, dude. And I'm fucking him. It'd be stressful too.

Like if you have a Yeah. Like Lamborghini or a Ferrari or whatever. Like, and you do want to just take it to the store. Like the whole time you're walking around the grocery store, you're going to be like, I hope nobody is fucking with my $200,000 car. I hope no retard just opened their door. What are you doing?

And you bought something on clearance at Walmart and you're going to put it in the back of your, or the front trunk of your fucking exotic car. What's going on here? The problem I had with this fantasy. is not the attention I'd get. I didn't really think about that part and I would hate that. It's how I can't really use it. Right?

Wouldn't you love an RV? Wouldn't you love an RV? No. I would love an RV. I look up RV sometimes. They're so sick. I wasn't going to drive me though. I don't want to be responsible for driving the RV.

I need a driver that comes with my RV. Keeping it charge, keeping it clean. like dealing with all the gray water and the black water that's the name of the driver does all of these tasks right yeah also like just you don't have to just avoid shitting in it yep you can shit in it you can shower in it

you watch TV no but then you just have to you have to take the shit out of the vehicle and like bring it to a place that will accept your shit can I just flush it onto the road dump it right into the storm that's what Dave Matthews band did you remember that story do you guys remember the people on the boat if I were on that boat I would kill him

like I would be still planning today how to go to him and kill him I wouldn't be streaming him anymore did you do it on purpose or do they just make a bad decision like what happened you just sometimes people like they don't want your shit and you have to get rid of your shit and you can't just like it's actually a problem when you have 800 pounds of shit to get rid of and you don't know where to bring it was it like to was it like him and

I don't believe it's him. I mean, he may have signed off on it. He may have signed off on it. But I think like it might have just stunk in there. See what Dave thinks. Mr. Matthews. Let me run this body real quick. Driving an RV would just be a worse version of doing a regular road trip

because now you're in a big, unwieldy, annoying bus. It's only fun if the driver is doing it and you're like sitting in the back playing cards. Otherwise, it's stress. It's not all about like that's like the travel aspect and like yeah, I think you're going like in a maybe like 15% slower than you would and a regular car. But like it's just like you drove for 10 hours and now you stop right here by this lake and fuck it. You're going to stay here for two days because it's sick here and you love it. And then you'll continue your trip. That's true.

Like it's it's like yeah, it's like the driving part obviously. If someone's driving and it's very cool that you could essentially sleep, play Xbox, something like that. But yeah, they're cool. And if you look up some of these ones, these new ones that are like half a mill, $600,000, they're so crazy. I know people with them. They're crazy. But if you guys were like the dad, I think you view it through a different lens, right? If your role on vacations was to make sure everyone was safe and happy and fine and whatever,

Oh my God. Now I have a traveling house that adds to my to-do list. There's like toys rolling to the front of the RV and under the brake pedal. Right? They're under the brake bell. Guys, I'm stuffing you in an SUV. It's so much easier for me. We'll get a hotel when we're there.

This is the life for me to bring my own toilet. And I've mentioned it to Jackie before. And she's like, I don't want to bring a kitchen. Why are we bringing a kitchen on vacation with us? Because she's looking at it through the mom's lens. Yeah, I get it. No, thank you. She wants to be restaurant mode.

I like the idea of it, depending on the destination. If we're going to, I don't know, some remote link and we're going to, something like that for sure. I always saw them at like events. Like people would have them have a firearm events and paintball events and stuff. They would travel across the country. They want to camp at the event. They want to camp there.

Yeah, they do. Yeah, exactly. You save on hotel and like, yeah, you have a kitchen if you wanted to like barbecue right outside or something. you don't save though I don't want to do no maybe not maybe you don't save it costs so much more

there's a comfort level to it what if you made that your residence though that's just a lot of I don't know how that works to deal with see if you just keep moving you dump the shit anywhere what are they gonna do

I've been going down the highway just just open her up now you've got a you're gonna be caught red-handed there's gonna be the follow the line the stink We've been tracking you for 30 miles you are the

calling you the shit bandit How often when you're doing your RV cross-country trips Is it like Oh, I'm stopping And I can look at this beautiful waterfall And this is where we're stopping for the evening And how often is it This Walmart lets you stay overnight

In the parking lot I'll stay here I'll tell you one thing Like I have driven across the US Like before And it is scary how fast you realize like, oh, we're staying in this town tonight. Hit play.

If you're in an RV also, especially, it's like you're in an RV, you're like a crazy trailer park now for the night. It's like, you know, how easy it is to kick open an RV door. Yeah. Because this is playing right now. This is mine. I have this little trailer I bought. Oh, hell yeah, dude.

Yeah. In the back, there's room. You're a millionaire. You don't need to be for this, though. But in the back, there's room you can put motorcycles in there, or I have like several D-rings where I just strap down paramotors and stuff. The back door drops down. You can drive right in or walk right in.

That's the bed that is usually not down when I travel and stuff. Motorcycle can go there. Paramotos can go there. It's easy. It doesn't save money. It cuts your fuel mileage in half. So if I'm even driving to Georgia or something, it's a About a cost like parallel to get a hotel or an Airbnb.

It's like double. It's almost double A. I was driving the RV down to Shambala and it was like double the amount of gas that I thought it would be. Yeah. It doesn't save money. But it can make the experience better because now I have air conditioning. I have a little bit. If you're going to a place and staying there for two weeks, you start to hit a point where two weeks.

Yeah, maybe it does. if you don't include the cost of the thing itself. But if you think about your situation, you could like do your job there. What I was getting to is like if you go to Shambala, maybe you want to retreat from your little celebrity like while you're there. And this gives me that way. I'm not famous when I go to the grocery store or whatever. But if I go to a paramotor event, I am.

And it's nice to close the door behind me and take a break from like being nice to everyone who says hi to me. and this is where I do it. Just slack off thinking about all the people that were mean to you there that day. That doesn't turn me on. It would be a terrible way of enjoy your trailer. Yeah.

Yeah. The air edition exists. Like I said, not really. In the shower, there is a place. It sounds like you piss or shit, wherever you want in there.

In the shower, there's a place to store a chemical toilet, but it kind of works like a diaper. It kind of has an odor and I've never done it once. I just go somewhere else. Yeah. The less you, like the more you could avoid doing that in your trailer is just better.

Yeah. I have a friend that does van life. And if you were to see a picture of it, like it's amazing. He's a, he's a very good craftsman. And it just looks incredible. Like it's a shrunken version of that half million dollar RV.

But sometimes I just politely don't mention that it smells. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no. He's like, yeah. He's like nose blonde. It's so unpealing to me every time it comes up.

I have to say it, that it just, it's just homelessness. It's just homelessness in a nice car. Sometimes not even nice. Go to the subreddit. It's most, it's 78% homelessness and 22% adventure. Yeah, this is, it's more homeless than adventure, seemingly. I used to daydream. party be to get girls in there?

Well, Oh, God. I can only imagine. I would never get it. Step into my van, young. Just not with other people. You know at the end of ground, you know in Groundhog Day, he keeps going on the same date with the girl. And they keep getting to the gate to go into his hotel room.

And she keeps saying, no, let's not ruin a wonderful night. That's what would happen to you every time you brought a girl to that van. It would be going swimmingly. And then you'd say, hey, you want to step into my fucking air. van and they would be like oh it's getting a little late let's not ruin the night it's been so nice go go where

look around the morning and a sick uncle and my cat needs to be fed and you know what you know what like Burning Man or Shambala you're like you're a king different vibe you have air conditioning running water like

other people are are an intent You know, every year I've gone, I'm in a tent. I love my tent. I got one of those like refugee houses, those silver shift pods. If you look it up, the shift pod three. And it's like, yeah, it looks like, like, like from like a refugee camp type thing. But it's so sick. It pops open like, you know, those, those like kids toys that are a ball that expands?

Yeah. Like this thing is, this thing is like a rod, like a six foot rod. And it pops open. And I could stand up in the middle of that tent even. Like it's very tall and spacious. And yeah, I could stand up in the middle of that tent in my head fully not touching the ceiling. It looks like you, if I put you on a spit, could I have a rotissory Harley in this thing? Yeah, you could.

Yeah. It's a solar oven. Yeah. And also like, so the outside reflects the sun. Yeah. It's always a good move to have the metal there to reflect it. Is it cool in there? Well, it's also warm in there. So there is a slot where you can attach an AC at the bottom if you did want to cool it.

But really, like when I was at Burning Man, what you do is right here, like this is the morning and the sun coming up, let's say. I had all the windows open at night. So it is cooled down. Now I'd like wake up and zip the windows on the side that the wind, that the, that the sun coming up. sun is coming up to block the sunlight from coming in. If you have like mesh, a mesh, like you know those when, when people go to, um, um,

tailgates, they have those things. It's just like a, a, a tarp up top with a pop up thing. Yeah, you put like an awning type thing like that over this, hang some mesh on the sides like some bugnet type stuff.

And it also blocks the sun from getting in there and it puts it in the shade. Can you get ice there easily like lots of it? At Burning Men, you could buy ice. It's the only thing you could buy in all of Burning Men. I saw I got on YouTube make an animation before his tent with some buckets of ice. Yeah, I watched that too. Yeah, he just ran conduit through them and let the air, like, cool through the conduit and circle back into his tent. Yeah, I think he may have even hooked it up.

I think he may have hooked it up to this tent or the video that I saw at least in. Yeah, it's weird how the algorithm works. There's no reason for us to have both seen that man cool his tent with a cooler. I went and looked it up at some point or something, and you were probably consuming so much YouTube, and we are in each other's phones contacts. Mm. And maybe like the algorithm.

But Harley's friend Kyle would like to learn about cooling tents down. Yeah, and I've been getting a lot of trans content lately, hot, sexy trans, and what's up with that? That's what? Woody gets the ads for the penis-tucking panties. On Reddit. What is that? You know, like when you want to hide your hog,

Because you're trans like a man. It's a picture of peanuts. Oh. Like the swimmer's wore in the 90s, but the inside has these rubber eyes like grippy socks. So when you tuck your junk in, it stays tucked. Okay. Seems uncomfortable. It does.

There are worse options. Like our trans person in the hangout keeps, she's going to cut that thing off. And every time she brings it up, everybody goes, no, no, no, cut it off. That's a one way straight. you can't go back. I feel like people are too mean. Like I, last time she was code master.

They were talking unkind things about her while she couldn't talk back. And I'm like, I hope she doesn't hear all this. All right. Well, I mean, people get mean. He's a P.

But she's in our $50. A patron hangout. She's not a pussy, dude. She can take a fucking joke, pal. She's not you. Worry about yourself,

dude. What just happens. Charlie snipey. I worry about yourself. She's fine. You're going to worry about a $50 $50 to your PKK. You're yelling at me.

Come on. I thought he was yelling at Taylor. No, no, it's been you the whole time. Why would I ever yell at anyone on the show except for you, Woody? I don't think I've ever... Some more, Harley. You get the meanest street coming at you.

Token another. Toc another. Let's get you. Jolly Charlie. I'm going to smoke a good one for you, dude. Show me. He's been smoking a whole time. That is, that is interesting, though, that PKK fan, trans, you guys.

Yep. Dude, we have all types. We have a lot of trans. Dude, and also. I love that. And also, like, just Shambala, just like also like another. safe space of when there's people there like PCA. You know, everyone tries, everyone tries to label or judge.

You know what I mean? People label or judge of this show or something like that, but. Never. I think you'd be hard pressed to find even one time we've been judgey. People might think you guys are racist because Taylor does all those accents of all those countries. But no, it's out of love. It'd be boring if everyone talk the same.

Oh, what about that two-headed Indian I sent you the other day? I couldn't tell if that was AI or not. I don't send you AI, all right? I'm not going to, I wasn't saying that you would knowingly do it. Oh, you will soon. You will send it soon. I've seen two-headed people before, usually out of India, oddly, and that one lady in America. But because these people's heads didn't come out the normal area, I was like, because

like they're coming out of the sides. It's almost like like shoulder pads. Yeah, it's awesome. Instead of like both coming out from like a kind of neck area like that lady. You can show the boys. Man, that would suck. Especially if you're the lower, if you're like the shorter head. Like, I wouldn't like that.

Low man on the totem pole. Yeah. That's what you're like sharing with that. For me, like this is the American one? She got married to like a regular dude. Yeah. What's the other one do when they're banging? How does that work out exactly?

You kind of have to marry both. They only got one pussy. Yeah. No, I saw about one where one got married and they said that the other one is still single. See, that doesn't, you know, you're in it together. That's maybe the most decent thing

to say they're both sucking that dick. There's no way. If I marry into that, I'm like, look, here's the deal. Y'all both getting on this thing. All right? It's the only plus to this whole thing. You know what the tax implications are of a two-headed person with one fucking job? Get out of here.

I'm taking a bath on this marriage. You all are sucking some dick. That's where the rubber hits the road. I bet they had to pay for two college tuitions and they get one salary. And they get one salary. Yeah. Two first have imposed. Let's be real.

They should have paid for one college tuition and they should still get one salary. You got one set arms. Like what would the job? They can only do one. They couldn't. If they were both teachers, they couldn't be teaching two classes. That's right there. One man call center.

I can't tell where they're connected, though. In a call center, that person seems like he could earn two salaries. That, I agree. Yeah, yeah. If they're in a warehouse, he earns one. If he's in a call center, two. Guess what he does for a living? I know.

Call center. I'll give you this clue. He faced his fears. What does he hate? What do all in the Indian? He's an electrician. He's an electrician. I know.

I don't explain it. Indian people are like water Pokemon. They're weak to electrical damage. And I have countless internet videos to prove that fact. They are always grabbing those wires and getting absolutely jolted to deck. I thought they were weak to trains. That is. That's another one of their fears.

Their Batman would be like Train Man or you know, the bolt or something like that. But they have immunity against filth damage and toxicity. Poison damage, I suppose. Yeah, using, using Pokemon, they're immune to poison damage.

We've stepped into a realm that is too racist for marriage. You don't want to hear what kind of Pokemon immunities you have? I know what kind we have. All right, all right. This is a Patreon. Ask me anything.

If the four of us were gay, who would pull the most dick? We've done this one before. I think we have done that one. The answer is down. You did it with Cueblocop and now I'm here. Yeah, we've done this before. Me. Yeah.

Me. I remember we came down to list. Me. I'm fucking more dudes than you guys for sure. Yeah, I think you and Kyle might be fucking each other. I think probably might have been over the last time we did it too. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I think we also said that Woody had some daddy appeal and there'd be a lot of young fellas that wanted a man like him in their lives to fill that kind of a role. If I was gay, Woody, I'd jerk you off. No, no, no, I'm talking about like hairless 18, 19, 17. I'm saying, I'm saying if Woody, if me and Woody were gay, I would have jerked him off

at the Mr. Bees compound. Are you implying you didn't last time? That would have been good. I would have been down. He never finishes the job, though. he's just a fucking you could have done it in one of those metal boxes I would be like you ever hit him with one of these like that you know what you said

you see how he works the friend you limit's like I've been telling you yeah don't fight that curve go with that go with that curve don't fight it baby baby hypothetically how much mustache can you grow God don't fight that curve that's why

yeah yeah and I remember the gay question because I got last And so thanks for bringing that up. I'm sorry. Hypothetically, who want you could eat the most crab? Okay. I'm doing my very bad. Back to the gay one.

You know what? Out of everyone here, you probably want Taylor bouncing on it the most. Well, I'll take a win where I can get it. Right? You think he'd be a power bottom? Should be way good. Way better him spinning on it than you or Woody, I think. I don't know if I have the-

Less about him, more about you guys. Yeah. Again, let's get out of this conversation. I'll take gay wins where I can get it. Now I'm feeling, now I'm feeling gay. Let's get out of here. Yeah, yeah. It's enough of that.

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Hard on for you? You were the one trying to cut out, and you just can't stay away from the game. You just always dip in your toebag in that pond. I don't know what to make of this list. It's at the top of a list that says PKK, ask me anything, Patreon questions, 2026. And you asked this to quebel cop. I'm like, oh, my God.

Hang on. Let me go through this. thing. It's 87 pages long. Go through it quickly, please. 87. Just choose one now. I thought somewhere in the background, somebody was like whittling these down to the good ones. I've gone down to 2014 real quick. No, dude, that was wings. Wings used to do that for you guys. You got rid of them. Yeah, I'm looking. He would have been going through all that for you.

I don't know. He's retired now. He was always retired. The online world. You're all retires. Retired. I don't know, is he back? I don't know. Because he quit. I think he'll come back. To what?

YouTube? Yeah, he'll have to. I think if Wings of Redemption came back to Twitch, he'd pull four-digit streams for a little bit as people sort of, you know, rediscovered him. And it'd be so much more profitable than, like, DoorDash. Is that what he's doing now?

DoorDash? As far as I know, I'm not sure. Oh, he's banned on Twitch, so I guess it'd be YouTube. How do you get banned? I have no idea. I feel like he's been on YouTube forever, though, and I don't remember him ever even using Twitch. But then again, I was never someone who really watched his content.

Wasn't a, no, it wasn't a big Rainbow Six, Battlefield 6, Wings, Streamwatcher. It wasn't about the gameplay. It never was. You don't want to watch some mid-gameplay and some top-tier freakouts? Kyle will send me the video if it's worthwhile. He'll send me a nice YouTube shirt a bit. I wonder, yeah, how much like that guy made who Kyle sent you the video because it's never going to be on his channel. It's always like some guy that uploads.

So, Wink's like blackmail, the clipmakers and threatened to like take him down if they didn't cut him in. I'm pretty sure that's true. If it's not, it's way closer to the truth. through the lies he usually tells. I mean, he should make a cut off that. It's all them just reposting his, like, clips. Yeah, but they edited it. Like, the edits are the part that he doesn't want to do anyway.

And he wouldn't know how to do. Like, they know how to bring the funny out of a four-hour stream of him and boil it down to four minutes of, whoa, ho, ho, look at that. Those guys are probably freaking out more than anyone. They're like, oh, my God, he has to come back. Yeah, that's such a useful thing. No, I'm serious.

I think like some of these guys could make like 10K a month. They have another job. People think they're a normal person. And they have no idea that they go home and watch all the streams and cut up like montages or whatever. And it's a whole side hustle other life that they have that's like. Yeah. Sometimes I watch like I'd watch a documentary about King Cobra. You know that RIP, legend, best wandmaker in all the land.

I've heard a wand maker. Yeah, he's king cobra. Josh Saunders, he was legendary, calling him a low cow would be very reductive to the status that he was. He was an incredible, incredibly powerful YouTube warlock. He would cook up crazy foods. People, people glitter pranked him a whole bunch. He farted on live stream. He's more epic than how I'm describing right now, but he did, he did die last year.

But he also sold wands. And I always wanted to buy a wand. and I never bought the wand. And then he died and now I'm like, fuck, I should have bought a wand. So everyone listening, dudes, buy those wands. Whatever that is in life, make sure you buy that wand today because it might not be that one. Wait, it's King Cobra. Yeah, King Cobra, JFS.

Were they high quality magic wands? Of course. You're being reductive again. Were they personalized or were they all the same? What I'm thinking is like, he was a wood, he was a wood, a craftsman. They turned the lawns on a lathe? Is that how he made him? He had a device back there, like a table to do shit.

Like spins it. He knew good sticks. He also has crazy t-shirt. He had all these t-shirts. He made like t-shirts himself and just had like 200 designs. And they're so insane. But I don't even know why I started talking about King Cobra. What were you saying that?

You're talking about wings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. King Cobra very interesting person.

And like you look at him, it's like, it's kind of like this documentary about like his life. And it goes so deep on him that you're kind of like wondering about the guy who made the documentary that sounds normal. You're like, you're the interesting one because you went in on this super crazy deep dive and went through like a thousand live streams to put together this in-depth video, which I'm grateful for. But it just does make you question about not only the subject, but the person. who put it all together. Is this one of the wands? Let's take a fee. This says it was $500.

Is that a screwdriver handle? One of the ones. That looks like it could be one of the ones. That was $500 brand new or? Cobra's unparalleled attention to detail. It really shines. It was $500. I wouldn't pay $15.

It's a woodworker. What the fuck is I look again? Is that a screwdriver base? It's like repurposed at the bottom? Dwork day? What the 100% wood? It's all wood, except for that magical wire that he's bound about the center. Now, that's very important.

That's allowing the green energy to merge with the pink energy. And when that happens, you, of course, get a lot of electromagnetism at the base of the green part of the wand. It's like a compressor to compress the magical mixture there so that you could control it, harness it. To do the most epic of Alika Zams. Yeah. I like the Jews. $500. That's got to be a joke.

If I made a wand, my first attempt would look better than this. This is a piece of shit one. I challenge you to a wand off. I don't know what you expect from a wand or how much you think a wand should be. I don't know. Not $500. You don't think a magical wand is worth $500? Well, it depends.

I want to try it out. first. I want to get a few spells in, you know, before I put my money down. Like when I, I know you buy a new driver, I bet they let you hit a few balls with it before you leave the pro shop, you know? That's not what this is, though. No, usually you're just buying it. I mean, maybe, because most golf stores aren't attached to like a range. Can you write one?

I've literally seen it done stuff. I put something there. Maybe it was at Dix. Dix does that, or you can like try the golf clubs out before you buy them. There's like a little. Or maybe putting. Can you rent good clubs you'd want to, can you rent good clubs you'd want to buy? Or are they like bad clubs?

Like the rental roller skates. Yeah. I think they're going to be more like sturdy where the concern is not people breaking these and them just being like reasonable quality for the longest time. Kind of like a tipman equivalent for golf clubs. But they're not nice. Like you're going to get like if you go to top golf, they just have clubs. sitting out and it's like you can just tell picking him up like this is just like a hearty club made for like some idiot who's going to accidentally you know biff it and smack the head you know

two inches before the ball and like rattle it's how we do a slap shot why wouldn't it work try it try to see you're going to be short of the golf club what is uh what is this video harley Oh, it was just a great, a great video if you pull it up. Oh, it was just the Cobra Master. The King Cobra. Oh, that's quite the blade to open up the... He really didn't get glittered, but it appears his carpet next to him is filthy. That's worse.

Yeah, that is worse. And I mean, what else could conceivably come in a container that looks like that? Right. Right. Well, they get him the first time. They tell them they're like, here's the, this thing. I don't know what they say it is, but he opens it up, he gets glittered. But then if you go ahead, he gets another package and they say it's a poster.

The little is poster. They have like a letter in it, like saying like whatever. And then a t-shirt. And then he knows, he knows that it's glitters. So then someone sends him a cigar. Zach, can you show one and skip ahead to seven minutes exactly? Yeah, show one he's bent over. Yeah, six, four.

You'll be more than satisfied with the hair profile. We get it seven minutes exactly. It looks like Moses. He has to be in on the big. He thought that one was cigar and the person was like, this one's for the haters, smoke this Stogey in front of them. And he's like, he reads the letter. He's like, you fucking idiots. He's like, I'm going to fucking smoke a cigar right now.

And you haters are going to fucking hate it. You said he, you said rest in peace, did you? Is he dead? Yeah, he died last year. Was he glitter bombed? RIP. Apparently, what would happen was he, what people had said was the live stream. And I don't want to make stuff up.

It was just because I was curious what happened. Because he did drink a lot and stuff. So, you know, he was always living a healthy lifestyle. Apparently it got Wendy's or something and it was outside in the hot summer. son for for like six hours and he still ate it. I know that could really fuck you up. Six hours. It had to be longer than that to kill you.

Something like that. It was very, very hot though. You could really. Was it chilly? He got a bad spicy chicken sandwich and that took him out. He's also, but he did, he did drink a lot.

And yeah. Jesus Christ. Was it the mayo? I wonder how much that wand cost now. It's kicking. only have gone up in value. Oh, well. Let that be a PSA to everyone.

I have the answer. I don't leave food outside. He died in his sleep at age 34. His father found him and his father found him unresponsive. The initial reports and family statements pointed as suspected heart attack or sudden organ failure linked to his long-term struggles with severe alcoholism and declining health.

So he only used me blames. it. Yeah, I said it. That guy died on his live stream. Only used me blade had that guy die on his live stream? Yeah, I remember that. Oh, the guy that was on the blade stream. Yeah.

When he like took pills and drank and it like. I always give Blade the benefit of the doubt. So when we looked into that, it turned out that guy was like a crazy fan who like bought himself shots. Like he donated to his own stream, his own drinking stream. So, like, you can only blame him for drinking however much alcohol he drank to kill himself. Well, he was also on pills, wasn't he? Yeah, it was a combination. Yeah.

Makes sense. That's dangerous combo. I hate the dog on this dead man who makes magical wands on the internet. Legend, he's not a man. I'm just beyond that. I mean, there's no reason for Andy Circus to have had to come back as Gallum when this fellow exists. Like, he's, we could say millions on C. EGI, you just get this guy to chase those hobbits around and eat raw fish.

That's the ugliest son bitch I've seen. He had a girlfriend. There was an era where he had a girlfriend in a bunch of streams. Did we see her? Yeah, you saw her. You got a lot of her. That wand there, that was $666.66. What did she look like, Carly?

666. Mark of the Beast. Did she look like the Nazgold? Did she look like? What did she look like? Saramon? I don't know. She was older than him, I think.

The way you say that makes it seem like by a lot. I think if I remember, there was a thing that I liked getting drunk and people said it was... Oh, my God, Arley. She's much older. That woman's 20 years older than only. I can't identify what's happening in the background of any of the pictures. Like, what is the one workshop? He's got a work.

bench over there. Oh, that's the wand shop. That's the wand workshop. And are those like, I assume sticks that will become wands? He's got a mini laid back there, Woody. I see it. That's what that is. Oh, yeah, yeah, that is. Yep, yep. And you see the TikTok I shared there? He's got a, he's got a wand and he's

three wands, right? Yes, and he says $666. On his face, there might be four somewhere else. How many wands was he selling? I can't imagine a ton at these prices. You know, I've been shredding this guy. But those sticks look cool to me. Those are some high quality sticks in the back.

Can you pull this picture again? Tell me these sticks aren't S-tier sticks in the back. I did say it. He knows good sticks. The band's got an eye for sticks. Now, not $666 worth. Where's the picture? That link, the TikTok that Harley shared.

These are definitely better looking ones than the previous one. Thanks, Zach. I think if I could walk around for two hours and not find sticks at that level. I mean, there's a wandsman. Like, he's going to find him. He's a master at what he does. Wand maker, I believe. A wand maker.

Yeah, that's what all. The wizard. In the Harry Potter universe, the wand makers. Yeah. Well, that guy seems to have. Look at this one right here. Whoa, look at this picture. Quite the novel.

All right. That one might be for something else. Oh, I think this one's not him. I think this is a fan of his work. Oh, a knockoff. That one has a curve to it. This isn't even original. Oh, look, go one picture further, and they've put like a little, like a little snake face on it with a hat and glasses.

That's because he wears that hat. He wears a hat. He wears that hat a lot. That's really cute. Yeah, I like that. That curve? My wand kind of looks like. Yeah.

I've always said we should be selling our own sex toys, but like the joke would be that me and Woody both make fleshlights, but Taylor just has his butthole molded. It's just an ass with the mold of his asshole. I thought we were making gildos. You send me to comp pills and the Christmas sweater and the merch, send me that to, please. I ask for you. I still don't see it.

Yeah, he needs to know where to ship all that good stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's what we're going to do with your address. going to ship you good stuff. I promise. Very few glitter bombs. If you're going to send you a King Cobra original Glitter bomb.

What an annoying fucking prank. Yeah. Yeah. Well, RIP to King Cobra, Wandsmaker, and that's I mean, that's all I know about the guy. So I guess I can't. Do you guys ever watch all those Chris Chan

documentaries that like 300 fucking part. That's a perfect example. That's like a normal sounding person. And it's like, dude, you made 300 episodes of Chris Chan. Yeah. The guy like works as an insurance agent. When you brought up the wands, I was thinking about Chris Chan and I couldn't bring up

their name. But they made those little Pikachu keychain things, right? The cursed ones. Yeah. And you can't wear them or you're you're cursed. Yeah. Apparently, I don't know. It's Sonny Chu.

Sonny Chu. That is character. Anyone who wears the. Sonnychu Medallion has their life collapse. That's what it is. Harley, at the Mr. Beast thing, did you talk to Fuzi? Yeah. I don't really

I wasn't up to the lore. How's Fuzi doing? He was shockingly calm there, wasn't he? I didn't hang with him, I guess? Like, he didn't cause any scenes. Well, that's a pretty big deal, isn't it?

Neither do I. I'm not getting praise. I don't think people expected you to. but like him it's it's uh interesting i don't know he had that because you remember he had um he made one of my my favorite youtube videos of all time which is he went to go get his eyebrows done or something and he was complaining about his hair and the woman was like i i could tattoo hair on your head if you want and he was like okay so right there she just like tattooed a hairline but the hairline was also like not really can we see a picture of this, Zach?

I think we looked at this years ago. Yeah, I definitely showed you guys. Not a good look. And then like the next episode, he was getting the tattoo removed off his head. And he he then like disappeared from streaming after that thing where he said he was going to have Drake do a concert.

Well, I thought it looked good for the first two seconds. And then something about the, I don't know. Is there a name for this part of your hair? Like on the two sides. It's such a smooth curve. Right? It is.

It looks like a plastic piece. So he looks like a Lego. Yeah, it literally does. It looks like a toy hair piece. That's rough. It's a good. Hopefully it all came out with the laser treatment. Yeah.

And it doesn't match his hair. Like you can see what's new and what's old in the right side. It's made in after a while. But like something about that little. there it is temple it's just very natural like an astro boy anime hair type thing uh but then he did that that thing with drake said he was going to do a drake concert and drake was never going to do it and no one showed up and then he started yelling about keem star on the car remember that he had his shirt pulled up what do you say about kem star he said he made me want to kill myself

oh that sounds right yeah sure that's what he does a tyler perry movie and then he dipped for a bit and then kick came and was just kind of putting on all types of content creators and he he had a moment that where he was he was capitalizing on it he said that he had an addiction way back in the day he used to he used to put one line on the on his calendar if he didn't if he ate well and then he would do another line if he didn't do what his addiction was he never shared what his addiction was until much later it ended up being hand jobs i think he said because he's addicted to getting uh jerked off um and then he uh like going like like going to a parlor yeah anywhere just anywhere just anywhere wherever the wind blows just

anywhere i think he went to like a like a hand job uh brick and mortar spot with a chinese lady jerked him off type thing nice he was addicted to that and then he uh went back to He went on kick and kind of it was a big turnaround thing. Like he was going to be better, but he was streaming a lot. And he was kind of losing it here and there and doing all the drama stuff, creating clips, clip farming,

you know. But then he had that moment at the airport where he said he, there was this girl there that said she was trafficked, I believe, or something. And then he went to the bathroom with her and fucked her. And he like did all that on live stream. And then he just,

and then like keemstar called him and was like dude not cool and then he had like a freak out there and uh then he did it he was going to do an album sorry if it sounds like i'm just droning on here i'm trying to also keep track of like what happened then he did it yeah i want to get out of put a lot of money into it was there a woman being trafficked that foosie banged and this is a real thing that happened or this is a legend she was talking on last year about she had history of being trafficked at some point or was uh like a sex worker uh or didn't want to be something like like that and people thought that he took advantage of the situation because i don't know if he offered her money or whatever but or something but they went to the bathroom and then he came

back and said he joined the mile high club which is not noteworthy because that's not the mile high club you are at the airport but i could see how you could already he was that and maybe he got a good jew lawyer a good jew lawyer might be able to spin that for you uh i joined the mile high club well it's paramotor it was a barramotor you're like a slightly you know less egregious uh

uh Dave Matthews up there I just imagine you're on the power motor and like you nut and it just goes straight up and onto your own face right the fan pulls it back your balls are like this in the wind

there is no coming into the wind is your only option you know so this guy I met a lady at the airport and she said that she used to be a prostitute. And then they had sex in the bathroom. And he incorrectly claimed to have joined the Mile High Club while being like out of the terminal

B at Albert. I'm like, Neemstar was like, not cool dude. And then he was like, I didn't even. I'm joking. And then he was like, and then he freaked out. Then he made a rap album, put a lot of money into it apparently. And it was hyped.

But like, yeah, then it didn't pan out the way. he thought it would. Did you hear it? No. You didn't hear it. You know, you have an encyclopedic knowledge of this guy and what he's like, did you hear it?

You're like, no idiot. You're going to listen to this music. It's my favorite YouTuber, not my favorite rapper. I just went to his channel. It seems like he just does like fitness stuff now. Oh, yeah.

He did also throw out all of this like, put on weight and then get down like shredded like crazy. And then like, I put on weight again and then get shredded like crazy. Hmm. Yeah. Quite the character. You know, he, you follow a lot of these drama magnets.

I always did. And now, especially doing the H-3 after dark, I am tapped into a whole realm that I would have never touched on. My co-host, like, she likes WNBA and stuff. So I have like knowledge of WNBA couples now, like basketball players that fuck each other. I have like extensive knowledge of that. I know about like a lot of,

a lot of murders or real housewives, Salt Lake City, what Mormons get that. Like just a lot of subjects that I wouldn't normally know. Yeah. Actually like a true crime person. Yeah. And when I was the Mr. Beast thing,

like, because the demographic is like 80% female demographic. And now like my live streams are actually like my chat is all my sisters now. Like it's not really. Yeah, it's literally filled with my sisters. And it's not like how it was before. And so just the subjects,

when I was a Mr. Beast, I drove down with someone a creator and she was talking about stuff. And she brought up something. And I was like, I know all of that, what you're talking about right now. I was like, I know all of that.

I'm like, I spoke about that on my show. for hours. I know every, and it was just, there was a couple subjects where I was just talking to some of the girl creators there. And the shit they were talking about like, you're sitting at the table,

you know, there's like a table there with all these like 12 people sitting at talking. So I hear something. I'm like, oh, I know what you're talking about. That random subject.

I'm like dialed in on that randomly, you know. Is Ethan Klein's show overwhelmingly female audience too? or is it just the after dark show? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, we get a fraction of these album real quick.

It's good. It's good. I thought it was going to be bad. I'm listening to it. I'm like, this is as good as any other. Yeah, but your favorite movies, that's the best review his album's gotten.

He's going to put it on the album cover now, on the back on the back. Yeah, but what are your favorite? Your favorite movie is Iron Man too. What's not? But, but this is a good song.

Electro whips. Here. Yeah. I'll think you're worth for it. Just jump right in the middle and tell me this isn't as good as any other rap song in a genre. Okay. It's well produced. He's not bad.

I wish we could play it for you guys, but music gets copyrighted, like, super fast. They're jamming. If you're listening to audio only now, Kyle's making a I very impressed face. He's, yeah. It may look to the untrained dial like he's grim, missing. I honestly, no BS. I'm like, I don't see what separates him from the other top guys in this genre.

I have no idea. I don't listen to any hip hop. So I would not be one to judge. He's going to take your review to the bank. Yes. Honest to goodness, I think he was pretty good. I don't know. He's like rapping about kick streamers.

there. Yeah, he was. Yeah. You sent the agent, you just got to hit the gym and don't be hesitant. Neon. He don't got no testosterone. He's feminine. What are talking about here? These are good lyrics. He's 40s. talking about like an 18 year old Indian

kick streamer. What's the fuck's going on? Listen, lots of cool old people pretend. I think you like the beat, the beat. And his like, his rapping on it didn't destroy the beat. So I was like, yeah, it's a little bob there. I was actually kind of impressed by the lyrics, right? So like, like, I'm not impressed when they do lyrics like I do, which is A, A, B, A, A, B, C, C, like just keep doing that. Not impressed.

He was mixing it up, damn near Eminem style at like 45 seconds. You like the multi-rimes? I don't know what I'm talking about. But yeah, maybe. I don't know what multi-rhyming is, but I can't appreciate a more complex rhyme. pattern. He a fan, he a fan, he a fan, he a fan. Posting pics of me, put it up on the gram. Fuck this, dude. That's garbage nonsense. Fuck him. What do you come to Shambala, bro? I'll fucking play some music to blow your mind. Have you fucking shitting yourself and jizzing your pants. You're fucking

you'll be your mind blown. Dude, I'm going to be the biggest nerd there in a tuxedo and hearing. That would be actually so sick. It would be really sick. Something like that would stand out. remarkably uh plenty of time if this just ended you got what 51 weeks to till we should all we should all just start taking steroids for shambola next year yeah it could be fun go around dressed like like a wizard i'll need one of those wands actually you're dressing like a wizard would probably be you'd fit right in everybody is dressed oddly i don't know if you guys were scrubbed we go butt naked but naked full green face with a shell backpack and we go as ninja jimmy turtles.

Okay. We take fire. Iger, so we're all torqued up the whole time. Obviously. Well, I mean, it seems like a plan. It could be a lot of fun. I want to be shredder. You want to be shredder.

Fine. Change the plans. Okay, I'm B. Bob. Rock steady. You know you're rock steady. Don't try to weasel out of it. Are these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle characters also? You're villains.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. From Teenage Muti Turtle's 2, the secret of the ooze. No, no, that's that's, that's, that's toka and Razar. That was Toka and Razor. Bebop and Rocksteady were in the cartoons. That's right.

Why did they remain? And that was, you know, that's Kevin Nash was Super Shredder, eh? I didn't know that. The wrestler. Yeah. Just a quick thank you to you guys. I am rarely the coolest person in the room. But what you guys have done for me is not a common thing, and I appreciate it.

I'm about Flash Gordon real quick. Me? Yeah. I mean, he's I love Flash Gordon. I watched that show so much. We had a beta max when I was a kid. That's so much older than I thought that was so much older than. I think it's right around.

I was like, I don't know if it was new when I watched it, but it's like that Flash. Are you in your 50s? 53. Oh. Came out in 80. In 80?

That's when it came out. Oh, wait. Maybe it's a, this is a movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. It was a movie. We must have bought it because I think I've watched that. Like, you know how kids can watch the same thing on repeat. I love that show. It's a great movie to watch. It's bonkers. And there's a lot of queen music in it. So it kind of, it kind of hits. It's fun to watch. I mean, it's no foosie. But queen was good, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. More a fan of queen than foosy myself. I give him the, I give them the edge. It's tight. Yeah. I'm trying to remember any of the bad guys from Ninja Turtles Was B-Bop and Rocksteady There was the brain that was inside that guy's train Whatever Tranner What was the name of the jacked hog

Bebop That was B-Bop Yeah and Rocksteady was the rhino The rhino Yeah And then the Foot Clan I didn't watch enough of that show It was never

It was a bit you were you were because you and I are one off and like I didn't get I didn't get Pokemon you know yeah yeah like Digimon and Pokemon were I was I was too old for that already

it felt like like I was like the same with Power Rangers like I start I was a perfect time for Power Rangers I remember watching the very first episode of the Power Rangers come on TV and like being at school and like Chad he could do the kick he was the Red Ranger when we played he could do the fucking kick

really well. It was pretty awesome. Then he jumped off the, he climbed up on top of the monkey bars and he did like a flip off of him. Nailed the flip, but he landed in such a way that he bit his tongue almost off. And it's like so his tongue most of the way back on. And he couldn't talk

right the rest of the year. Could be Red Ranger if you can't talk. I, uh, you're the leader. I remember I was at I was in LA. I was staying at this the, this hotel in Hollywood because I'm a fucking weirdo. And I was there for work, but I had a couple days before the job. So I was cutting loose with some friends.

I was going to have some people in the room. There's like a little living room area in it. And so we're going to get some party stuff. So I asked a buddy of mine if he knew someone because my regular guy wasn't in town. He was like, he'll meet you at your place. Yeah. Like hats and streamers. So what's that?

Like hats and streamers. Banners, streamers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Balloons. Yeah, yeah, I was looking for a nice baggy of balloons. Yes. A big bag of balloons. And he, this guy comes and he has got this briefcase.

And he like opens it up and it's got like a light in it and there's all this shit. Like literally a whole fucking thing. And he's like, here's the fucking thing. This is if you want to fucking dilate your ass and see you've had you fucking gaped first thing in the morning. this one right here is my favorite brand of poppers and all that shit if you get your back blown out. You're showing me all the stuff. These powders you can fuck,

you know, you can put these in your ass. And he's like talking and I'm looking at him. One track, mine this guy. I'm looking at it and I'm like, are you a Power Ranger? And he's like, yeah.

And I was like, this is the fucking craziest thing. ever. Was it the Green Ranger? I'm not going to tell you, but I will tell you it wasn't the Green Ranger. RIP. RIP. And I remember I was like, whoa, um,

got sick ass drugs off him. Fucking partied. It's fucking on that Zordon shit, dude. You bought gay drugs off the next Power Ranger. I got fucking, I got fucking lit off that alfalfa. Did you, is that his name? Was that his name? Alpha, Alpha, alpha. What was his name? The robot. Oh,

the Rangers, Rangers. Yeah, he's a disc kid. Yeah, I got fucking lit up off that Goldar turning me into a fucking putty. Had your boy morphin.

Fucking Rita Rapulsa was the bad girl in that and then Zed showed up later on. You're like, oh, now we're really in trouble. There's two of them. Oh, no, the man. There's a man here now. He can barely handle a woman.

How will they handle men? Did you ask any follow-ups about Power Rangers? Or was it like, oh, okay, all they have the poppers. Drugs. No, it wasn't. That was a bit I was doing. Oh, okay. It was all type.

I'm sure there was something in there that, so he must have had poppers, too. But it was, he did also. I remember the Yellow Ranger. She, like, died on 9-11. So not at the Twin Towers. So no one really spoke about it. But that was. Yeah.

I let out like way after the fact. She just also died on 9-11 but got overshadowed. Elsewhere, yeah. Yeah, I think she got in a car accident or something. Yeah. Asian driver. There you go. There you go.

I love that about the old Power Rangers. The Red Ranger was a Native American guy. The Yellow Ranger, Asian chick. Pink Ranger, white chick. Black Ranger? I heard them talk about it. You better believe he's black. I heard them talk about it.

They were like, Why do we do that? So the kids would know what was going, what was up? Because we spend so much time. Even as I was like in the fourth grade and I'm like, Black Ranger's black. I don't know if they needed to do that. Did you see the Jane Gil Skid about that? No.

It's basically all the Power Rangers, as you described, except the black guy's green. And they keep referring to it as the Black Power Ranger. He's the green power. He's all dressed in greens, cockpits in green. And they're like, Rob's that black power feature. Yeah, I doubt that show holds up now that's in adulthood. Well, it was a really smart move. What happened with the show was it was the ban was going under.

And they didn't have money to make any more productions, really. So he bought a canceled old Japanese show and took all. the best like high budget parts and filled in the blanks by filming this stuff low budget style in the US with like unknown actors teams and then he just pieced the shows together and uh all the power ranger stuff was from a show that existed previously so power rangers took off but around season three that show was over so they didn't have any more power rangers so they started buying up other Japanese shows and just calling them like Power Rangers

dinosaurs, Power Rangers VR Warriors, Power Rangers Time Copts or some shit. And those are all just completely different Japanese shows and they're just filling in the blanks. It's pretty disjointed. Yeah, Brian Cranston voiced like two of the giant monsters. One of them

was called Snizzard. And apparently he also played Zordon at one point. Who were those like those two shitty kids that like would bully them at school. The fat dude and the other dude, they both have backdash. Yeah.

I have a dinosaur meck and superpowers. I'm just not going to put up with any bullying at school. Yeah, what were the bullies in? Like, something like stink and. Yes. Bulk and skull. Bulk and skull. Okay.

Stink and banking. It's close enough. Bulk and. skull. I remember they would get detention and it's like there's a monster destroying downtown and they're in detention like shucks

wish I could wish I could get out of the new Nintendo game to save the city did the Super Nintendo games I'll wait no you go no you go you talk every fucking week on the show

as the guest who's only here sometimes all not talk that's a good idea I haven't said a word in 13 minutes I try to contribute to this I'm gopher. I know I love you, Woody. I'm just goofing around.

You think I want to talk about power ranges? I'm just goofing around, dude. He had a real repulse a question. Oh, did they have superpowers? Or did they just have, like, robots they would occupy? Both. They knew how to, like, some martial arts. When they put the suits on, they really, they were really relying on those suits.

The suits, yeah, the suits did a lot. They were more like Iron Man. Like you would just kind of hold out a belt buckle and you would be instantly transformed into a power Ranger. Mighty. You became mighty. A mighty morphine power range. Arnesting the power of the dinosaur. But it's right without the belt activated, they're just, you know, kung fu-kits.

You can't even get out detention. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. I was thinking about the Foley situation. Like, did the Pink Ranger do porn? Yes. I have no idea.

But it was also formulaic. No matter what happens. in that show. It's like, how are we going to handle this? It's like we're going to have to combine and do a big mechazord. And then we're going to fight this other giant thing. Let's combine. That's why like,

well, we're not going to solve this as high school kids. We have to be the giant robot. They're so reactive that they're like, oh, the monster. And then it like beats up one of them. So then they morph.

And then they fight him. And then he goes big. And then they turn into the things. And it's like really as soon as he pulls up, they should megazort and step on him. go home. Yeah. Fucking crank hog.

I would be Megasort all the time. I would never transform back into a high school teenager. We would live inside Megasord. We'd turn it into like some sort of. We'd literally be like, we'd literally be like, yo, I need you, you guys,

we're going to have to form Megasort because I just, I want to get, I have vacation. I don't want to fly. It's literally going to take you 20 minutes to drop me off in Florida as Megasort and then just take it back. You can just borrow the paint. Rangers Teradacto I think I'm like bro I'm the fucking I'm the right boot it's fine if I'm not in

there just fly it back home and then pick me up at the end it's easy I would do it for you hop I don't know how the power Rangers assembled but I'm curious who is the leader of the gang the head or the chest they all went into the chest I think they were all in the chest there was in the chest is the the window where they could see out of oh so boot chick didn't live in the foot no no Yes, but she was the foot. The blue and the yellows were the foot. Yeah, they would like become part of it.

But then they were all in like a Star Trek style command post sitting around like a circular table. When they would be like, what do we do? It's like we're going to punch it. Fucking hit it again. Oh, wait. Use the fucking 90,000 pound sword we always have. But we don't use that. We should start with.

the sword every time guys and they like they would like glowing and sparkling and they immediately like the rock music starts playing it's clearly the sword should have been our opening move here like the robot head would get punched and all of them in the chest

command nodge will be like oh like they like bounce around like Star Trek style in there if I were a terrible Power Rangers and and it was like they ruined a weekend for the second time with those

fucking putties and shit. I'd be like, dude, let's go, Megasort. No, we're going on the moon. We're going to fucking burn this bitch to the ground. Let's go fucking kill her, dude. She's just sending these fucking creatures here. Let's go fucking killer. Was she on the moon? I don't think I ever grasped. She was

in some kind of space. I thought she was in an orbital space space. I knew that after 10,000 years, she was free. Yeah, she comes out of a pot. She's in like a bowl. Yeah, some shit in the ground. She's like, she comes out of her. She wasn't very intimidating.

And at no point was a putty ever vaguely threatening at all. I wanted to fight putties. And I was like eight. Yeah. And I was like, grow, if putties are here right now, I'll fuck them up.

They're made of putty. Like, it wasn't intimidating. That's what Mr. Bees should be doing, by the way. Mr. Bees should be like we took five martial artists.

And we put them in Power Ranger costumes. And they have to go through. this gauntlet where intermediate martial artists are going to be trying to attack them. And they have to go through this scenario and beat the shit out of all these people and ultimately save the day as the Power Rangers. It'd be fine with that. There's no way in 2026 Power Rangers are a prohibitively expensive IP to license. Even if they were Mr. Beeskin by a very expensive IP here now.

That's true. Well, you know, because he's not doing Harry Potter channel. or stuff like that. Not Mario either. Not Mario or Mickey Mouse. No, no Pokemon's, no Mickey Mouse. I just think I'm ready for a more extreme sport. I want to see people die.

Soon. UFC's a bunch of pansies, huh? It would be a time machine would be cool to go back to like the Colosseum and watch like a death match. That would be kind of cool. I bet it would be upsetting when you're there though. You're like, I shouldn't have done this. You come home different and weird. I'm going to bet a lot of people died

in that you can never get that high again yeah you're like I still smell like blood and tiger breath I just imagine Dana White like you know he is that series looking for a fight where he goes and watches young contenders try to make the UFC

but he also visit zoos and shit like give me one crock one lion tiger we're going to we go in old school that kid can better no I saw a picture. That sounds cool. Do you want to hear more?

It was the way that animals' eyes and the jungles work. They're like, we're trichrome or something, and they're duo chrome. So a tiger for us is bright orange, but for them, the bright green that we see and the bright orange that we see, both of them are like a pale yellow. and the tiger is crazy camouflaged in the grass. Like insanely camouflaged. Yeah. Tiger also takes like three lions or four lions to kill a tiger. How they figure that out?

The tiger's like 800 pounds. Well, two is not enough. I wonder if gorillas have eyes like ours. They're out two lions. Or a guy in a lion suit. I would think gorillas would see like us and could see tigers pretty easily. I think they can. I don't think they live with tigers.

Or just a lot of the jungle. Where did tigers live? Asia. But in the jungle, right? Mostly in like forested areas of Asia. I think of like India and places in Siberia, Bangladesh, Nepal. Forests.

So wait, guerrillas and tigers don't ever cross paths. I think the guerrillas only live in Africa. only in sub-Saharan Africa. I think, is there like an Asian gorilla that's, you know, doing something over there?

No. Well, who's to say? They're just completely right, Harley. Interesting. No, I didn't know.

I love to hear that. Asia and gorillas live in Central Africa. Yeah. Never their paths shall cross. But the tiger would, you know, have a field day.

He'd just be bulking. He'd eat the shit out of that fucking gorilla. Oh, God. You had me cracking up so hard with that 4chan post of the guy who was eating only

Gorilla Chow and doing only pull-based exercises. Only pull-based apos style workouts. It's all pull-ups and rough swings. And we looked up the nutritional value of Gorilla Chow and it's like

30% crude protein, 15% crude fat, and 60% crude carbohydrates. And then it was like 8% ash. He said he's like, no more than 12% ash or something like that. He said, he's like, now, they are tasteless. You got to soak them in water first.

He said, good. But I mean, he, you can tell his body. Not very big pecks, kind of like a gorilla, big arms, shoulders for pulling. I want to what Brock Lesnar is eating. Not a gorilla. Gorillas are peaceful, forest-dwelling giants who are vegetarians. I want to, I want to know what Brock Lesnar eats. It's probably steak.

It's probably steak all the time. Probably a lot of eggs, a lot of steak. I think he lives on a cattle ranch or something like that. Yeah, definitely meat. And I bet meat and eggs are part of every meal. If I were president of the United States, I would have some sort of a secret program where we did whatever we had to get Brock Leisner's DNA and use it for some sort of a super soldier program.

He would be a good basis. Even if we don't make the soldiers right now for ethical reasons or scientific, you know, hangups. Let's hang on to this DNA because someday we're going to want some Brock Lesnar's. I like where your head is. But I know you've seen his daughter. Could we not just breed her?

I think that She's not that diluted. I don't know. She's 99% She's like a miltramite. Like every She's a strand of hair from both. But it's really 99%

Can we see a picture of Brock Lesner's daughter? ideally one that supports my point. Yeah, so that fat cameltoe she's got. She looks like she's hung more than me. She's been tucking since. You see Jeff Bezos's daughter? No. I didn't even know he had kids.

Yeah, I don't know if it's real or not, but there, I saw some, some, some lady with a fat ass. Look at that. I saw some lady with a fat ass. She's so, Lesner. That's insane. She's very scary, very scary. I mean, you want the ladies and the myth. You'd want a whole race of Lesnar's.

If we need to send like 10, if we need to send like 50 embryos to some asteroid a quarter light year away, and they need to be hatched out and raised by AI to farm unobtainium and send it back to Earth, you're sending Lesnar embryos. You're sending those folk. Look at that girl. I bet she doesn't even lift. Show me that picture again, Zach. I bet she looks.

She's putting in the effort. She's wrestling. That's incredible. I bet she's a multi-sport athlete. I bet she's also tossing around to javelin or something. I was going to say, yeah. She's good at everything.

There you go. Look at how empty those stands are. Well, shot put not really putting asses and seats. It is just throwing a ball. I bet by the second or third one it gets pretty routine. It's watching an arc into the sand and thud. I tell those chick shows up. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. God, she should play a character in Game of Thrones or something. What a freak. Wow, that'd be terrific. She could be Brand of Tarts' great-granddaughter or whatever if they do like a weird spin-off show. She's a monster. Was Liv Taylor, an actress before that show? Tyler, thanks.

Yes, she was. She's Arrow Smith's daughter. I knew that. I thought that's how she got the role in Tyler. No. They did a pretty good job, pretty extensive casting. She had been in some Kevin Smith movies, I think. I think she was in like Mallrats or something.

Some little roles like that with, maybe with Ben Affleck or something. That whole like group of New England filmmakers and actors and such. Thanks so much for having me, guys. You can't slink away yet. Yeah, five minutes. Okay, fine. What were you going to say? Have you seen any movies? movies lately. Have you seen perhaps?

Oh, Odyssey. What did you think? Odyssey? Good, bad. Oh, it's fucking sick. I'm hearing that a lot, like most people are liking it. Yeah, it's sick.

You saw it, Kyle? I didn't, but I know enough about it. Was the anachronistic, like, dialogue jar? Or you just didn't care. Like, like, I love. He's like one of my favorite actors now, John Bernthal. Yeah, it's great. And he's like,

he's like I see here your dad Odysseus he he stood right by my side we were at war now listen here I'm gonna tell you and he's like talking like that it was very the punisher

yeah it was it was it was comical but everyone was already talking however and it didn't bother me but his hit very like let me tell you something your dad stood red here by my side

and it was hitting different in the room that they were in and stuff. But like also Tom Holland's like there, dead ass, just Spider-Man. And like, they don't do any old-time speech. Matt Damon does a lot of lifting and there's a lot of Matt Damon. I would want a little bit of old-timey talking. You get like a British-accented brown person here and there. Yeah.

But they're talking like it's 2026, not like kind of that antiquated. like the cyclops like stood up behind him and he's like uh he's right behind me isn't he he's it's christopher nolan my favorite thing about him yeah he does that he's like so good at making shit feel real like he did such a good job obviously with batman it like changed how super hero movies were like he made batman a ninja and having you know uh a real like a real story the batmobile was a tank that he bought he used his bruce wayne money blah blah blah he made it all very real and in this where everything is you know legend and myth and gods and whatnot it kind of plays out in a way that is believable like it's never it's never

like in the cyclop scene is very gruesome scary weird because it's it's very it's legit just sells it that they're stuck in this cave with the fucking Cyclops. And it's just he's so good at that. He's also when they come across the giants like it's just like they're there these giants are like rocking the boat

and the soldiers are falling out of it and it's just like. Did you see how actually terrifying? Do you see how they accomplish the effect of Odysseus sword fighting with the giants? He's a little woman and a little woman with a giant guy. It's a little woman as Matt

Daman's body double. He's like he had there was some quote from him like her arms are better than mine and if you look at that clip they are she looks sick she looks sick her from the back that I saw in it and she like her build is fucking on point easy to get they got a five foot woman and she's being towered over by a seven foot man and you know they they it it blends together well enough but it looks very very real yeah um were you disappointed they didn't have like the kind of more black gay women? Yes, I was disappointed about that. I think they could have made everyone

black and gay and a woman. Not enough gays. Not enough ladies. But was the, because I think he skipped the like kind of culmination of the Cyclops part when he doesn't do

the like nobody scene. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't like yell out. He did it in a way, way simpler means. Like in, In the Odyssey, Odysseus, when he says that he is, was it, how is it? He said he was nobody or something like that.

So the Cyclops, there's another cyclops there that says, like he, when he cries out in pain, the other cyclops that's wrong. Like, who stabbed you? He says nobody because he thinks that's like his name. His name is nobody. So they start to speak about nobody. and Odysseus, his hubris, he can't even have nobody get the credit.

He has to take the credit. So on the way out, he says that he is nobody. And that's when the Cyclops realizes and then Zeus curses Odysseus because he just couldn't shut the fuck up. In this movie, like spoiler alert, I guess,

but even if you know the story, it's changed anything. But they're leaving. Like they got away. And it's like literally like your teammate in left for, dead. The Cyclops is just there at the edge of the cave, like, looking out. And he just, like, takes his arrow and just shoots him right in the eye with it, like, on the way out for no reason.

And they're like, what the fuck? And now it's chasing him and charges after them and, like, cries out for Zeus. And they're all like, why the fuck did you do that? Because it's like your friend, like, you're playing Left for Dead. Your buddy, like, shooting at the witch that's crying in the corner or something. You didn't need to do that. They were already home free. I don't Yeah, he, Leroy, and he like Leroy Jenkins did. And yeah, it made him seem a bit more of an idiot. Yeah. Than a cocky person.

Because it kind of like was just like, why the fuck did you do that? And it doesn't really like match up to the character. But it makes the point of what happened there very simple. Without him being blind, how did they escape? Like Polyphemus was paying no attention at all, I guess. And they just grabbed under the underside of the sheep. And he just didn't notice with his working eye. He, he did.

these lead dudes on there he he uh he touched one he caught one i think that had put the grass on their back i remember correctly uh but he was stabbed in the eye already but he came back out of the cave when they were snuck out and yeah and then he got really he started raging and ran after the boat and stuff but it was really like it was very it was very well done very scary it was cool the at the end i thought the last act there's like a uh uh I mean, I was almost like tired at this point. It was so long. But like there is like just sick action that was very easy to get through at the end.

That's my big part of the story is the last act. It was I thought it was really good. Yeah, the dog. The dog nailed it. I mean, I'll, I think I'll probably wait for it to be rentable at home, but I'll watch it then. Yeah. Well, you can't. It's crazy.

If you're like in LA, you can't go see it in 70 millimeter until 20, 27. Oh, like it's booked out. All the IMAX are like booked out. It's like you can't see, you can't see it until like Doom comes out. And then it's just Dune in there. And people are so hyped about the Dune prologue. Well, not just Dune, but Dome's Day. They're coming out on the same day.

Yeah, but Dome's day got destroyed because Dune locked up all the IMAxes. So they come out the same time and Doom is going to have no IMAX screens. Interesting. Which is just really getting big dicked. by like i was remember when uh timothy shallamee was getting marked at the the awards there everyone was like they were just like giving him a hard time and he was like

because of the ballet shit and then they brought up a ballet opera person out and everyone's like oh real you don't know art blah blah blah and he just sat there like chilling like then the next day they have the dune three trailer drop and he's full liza al gaib and they announced that they fucking big dicked all the iMac screens when it comes out like basically shutting marvel out of the movies it's like of course he's sitting there laughing dude shit he's it's not a joke fucking not you're not playing

i'm very excited for doing three i can tell doing three lines of coke at chambala next year with you guys it's a date all right guys thanks so much that's pk a 815 huge shout out to harley for coming Thank you, Woody, for being extremely bored during all of my favorite subjects. I hope you and Mr. Beast suck and fuck each other. You know, it's because I love you, right? It's because I love you. I thought you were just using me. For what?

Sex. Chatamine and blow jobs at Shambola next year? Yes. Thank you, Zach. Set it for the calendar. PKK 815.