Painkiller Already - PKA 819 W/ Billy The Fridge: Taylor’s Most Damning Admission

Episode Date: August 29, 2026

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PKK 819, Billy fan favorite coming back. Taylor. This episode of PKK is brought to you by Harry's lock and load, our wonderful merchandise. And we were just chatting right before the start of the show about how much longer can Jason Statham make the same movie and still be largely internationally beloved? I don't know anybody who hates him, right? Yeah. Any haters? 60 years old. Pushing 60 years old.

Former Olympian, we were just talking about that. Maybe the world's sexiest bald man as well. He's had that running for a couple decades at least. Maybe not anymore. Fent Diesel. But all the baldies, he's like their fucking George Washington or whatever. He's their hero. They point to him when those guys on our bald, the bald people subreddit or like,

just shave it off, dude, you could be a Statham or a Ving Rames or whatever. They pick some bald guy who like makes it work. And it's like, nah, dude. Jason Statham was an Olympic athlete. He's a Hollywood athlete. actor who can't act. That's a good looking man, bald, hat on his head. He could wear one of those Abraham Lincoln hats. Everybody's like, God, that's kind of sexy. He's kind of pulling off that Lincoln look. What's his store up there, you think? Like, I'm telling you, Jason State of him

get away with whatever he wants. He, for now. Except beating people up into his 60s, I think. I don't know. His new movie is called Mutiny. And basically, he's on a shipping container ship. And it turns out the whole ship, every employee and the ship's captain. I guess are all in on a human trafficking scheme. The containers are full of like women or sex slaves or something like that. So there's only one thing to do. He has to beat up everybody on the whole boat while they're achieved. To save the Thai women or whatever.

He sold this movie to me like four times just with that read. The first thing, you're like, he's on a mutiny and they're all against him. I want to watch this. I want to see this. It's going to be a diehard clone. basically. So you've got one good guy, lots of bad guys, but almost a labyrinth style hiding place where he can pop out of crates. They can have all sorts of gags where maybe he finds something interesting in one of the crates to use as a weapon. And you can have indiscriminate bad guys,

indescribed bad guys everywhere. I demand the solid snake sound effects that whoo. He detects a bad guy. You mentioned R slash bald and I can't get off that. Is it a happy community? is it a sad community where they're like freshly people who just decided to convert from hair to shaven is there a privilege hierarchy where like someone who looks like

George Costanza they're like you're not even bald yet you don't know and like they have like who you can make fun of who you can't if you keep the bottom hair but not like the top is bald is that better or worse you just get rid of everything

like if you have the sides like so if you go to our bald what you're going to see is a lot of guys who are, they've got kind of, they're embracing the baldness and they're striving to make the world a more bald friendly place. That's in their actual description.

I'm reading it. But if you go over to our balding, well, people who haven't made the commitment yet to just shave it. Those are just guys who are like, is there any way back from this? And they show you Homer Simpson's head

with the three hairs on top. Everybody's like, no, dude, there's not. Just shave it all. There's not enough monocidal in North America to grow that, grow that back. Let's be full of hymzads. I'm seeing a trend on R. Bald. I have been here before, but this is my first time in a while.

Dude, it is people taking before pictures on their worst day, right? Looking like sideshow Bob, but balding. And then they shave it off. And now it's their best day. They've got good lighting. They've trimmed up the beard. And they're like, hey, do I look better? Yeah.

But this is a tread. You see it, right? Yeah, they trim that beat. So here's the thing about bald guys. They immediately start treating that beard like their front yard. Like you've got your front yard and your backyard at your house. The front yard, you manicure, you trim, you take care of the hedges. The backyard, you just knock it down low enough that the dogs don't trip, right?

But they lose their front yard. So now the backyard is their last surviving child. They got to take care of that thing. They got to primp that beard. They got to oil it. They got a twist little little silly things at the corners. All these guys have immaculate beards. This is the same meta as R slash micropine.

The guys come in, they got the bush. The dong is hidden inside of their fuzzy hairs. And they shave it. It's like, look, there's balls there. R slash micrope. So it's a bunch of guys posting like an acorn top in a shag carpet and being like, not so bad, huh? I'm also a cross poster on.

R slash bald. Zach, can you show that one? And I don't want to, this is a real person, so I don't want to be harsh on him. But here's a before picture, right? Not his bet. Oh, my God. Can you go back to the first one, though? Like, he's looking a little Albert Einstein in this.

His beard's not bad, but it's a little extra. And the hair on top is out of control. So we go to the next one. Worst possible angle for a balding guy. I get it. I get it. And then we go to the next one, his best day. Dude, you look sharp.

You look like a million dollars. I'm not trying to knock you. Only that, you know, your before picture wasn't the best you. So we're not comparing you, you know, best to best. Yeah, he definitely looks way better as a bald guy. Agreed. 100%.

But I want to get away with looking in your window. He has 60% hair, I think. Can you go back to picture one? Yeah, but it was so scraggly. What does his best day look like? I don't know. It's a little far. It's too far back.

Yeah. He's missing all the important. important hair. Like nobody cares about, like nobody wants to be a monk, you know, you need that, that part right on top of your head. A friar. A friar. Those guys who like jokingly shave a friar tut, that gets a laugh out of me 100% of the time when I see a friar tut. It's like, man, I wish that would come back for like some group of people somewhere, like some ethnicity would just embrace that as a hairstyle. I'd get 100% more laughs than my day. You mentioned R slash bald and R slash balding reminds me of,

of there's there's a tall people read it and a short people read it. It may just be R slash tall and R slash short, but I saw like compilations years ago where it was people being like, here's the compilations from R slash tall. And it's people being like, man, planes really are uncomfortable, aren't they? Real pain in the butt. And then R slash short was like, I was going to hang myself, but I didn't get a step ladder.

So I couldn't put my head through the noose that I had tied. He's like, oh my God, this is so much worse. And then, of course, you know, like, R slash tall guys are coming over like, hey, little buddies, our sister's subreddit. And they're like, I would, if I knew where you lived, I'd kill you. I hit you with my car. You're five three. You're adorable for thinking that, though.

That's brutal. That's a tough one. I can't even imagine R slash micropine, which apparently is another. It's the worst. That's the worst. Like, like, is it really depressing? Is that a real thing? Is that what it is?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you can find, like, they say peen, like, they're trying to be like tongue and cheek about it. Our micropenis is a subreddit. Ooh, this poor guy. Oh, no. Okay, let's see. Are you looking at Wordington over here? Oh, my God.

Not only is he micropine, but this number two guy here is a grower. Micropeam that. Oh, lird. This is 57,000 Reddors or visit this a week. Look. A community

dedicated to the 0.06% of men with a microphone. It's for the 0.06%. That's their, like, tagline. There's also a subreddit called Small Dick Problems. much like balding it has sad little blurbs and stories

if you're wondering how small they are because we can't show them obviously here's a guy who does not stack up well against a cigarette lighter just playing oh it's not it's not a huge lighter is it let's see if you've ever seen like where a trans woman will grow like a mongo clit from taking testosterone or even yeah i've seen it uh-huh that's what some of these some of these dudes dicks are smaller than that. Yeah. This is rough.

Who, what, what warrior was like, I'm starting a community? I'm going to be the grand poobah of the little, little peens. They're probably going there. At the end of Avengers. And putting together a team of special individuals. They probably imagine they can tell each other like good tips and stuff for having a small penis how to get by. They're all like, no, this actually sucks.

This is where the, we're screwed. Use your tongue. We should use that. We should start posting on there, like, like come up with a mic, some micro penis pictures and then sell, and then be like, you know guys, I discovered this new method. It sounds weird, but I've been rubbing this cream. I got from this Hindu magic man and, and just keep updating. And your micropenus will slowly grow into a big cock.

And then once they all believe, then you can. start hocking your Hindu magic cream. A manual on jilking. They won't pay anything. No, these guys are going to kill you. Not until three months when it doesn't work. You got three months to get away. After these guys blow $100,000 on my Hindu magic cream,

they're going to get their step ladder and take care of what they should have done to begin with. Oh my Lord. Some of these are, that's not even genitals. But doesn't it make you feel good? like you have like you're not these guys that might be why the reddit exists for all the guys they're like a little worried because they're only used to see a penis isn't born right fair that's not fair get the fuck out of here you're a one percenter zero point zero six percenters oldly this is stop flexing on

us one percenter just making you bad watching the mods like a medical condition taylor made me curious so i went and looked up the rick dick who mods uh micro penis and i i He found his people. You know, it would be hilarious if a guy that just had a huge hog was like, yeah, I'm starting the community to laugh at losers. There's the right thing. You can check him out for yourself.

It's just guys. Shout to these guys. Geez, Louise. Some of these don't look real. Any of you guys ever wonder what wearing a cockering feels like? I wonder what a female vagina feels like. Like these guys have never been a. traded a woman before. They can't.

Like, like, it's literally, like, if you're not, like, trans or gay and this has struck you, it's a death sentence. That's really sad. Like, I wouldn't want to live like this. I really... I got to defend the little dick guys. I got to defend them. Lesbians exist.

They exist. They have no penis at all. And they're... I believe they live happy lives. I will take their word for it. Yeah, but they have... Yeah, but... Yeah, but, like, like, just be These guys want to slam pussy. They're not like, I guess I'll just go be a lesbian because that lesbian's going to be like, yeah, it's not a vagina with another micropea. You got a scissor at that point.

You just got to rub it up against the clip. Oh, can you imagine having to see the right side? I feel like these guys would be super easy to blow. These guys can be like, that's true. Women always say small penises are better for anal. You know. Uh-huh, uh-huh. This is.

No one's gas reflex is getting triggered. This whole forum. This is. And then to know that this many people were like, yeah, I think I'll be posting. I think I'll be joining the community. Taking a picture of me. Oh, look at this average penis by side. Dude, Georgia's not representing here.

I see that. I'm in Washington State. It's the Latino population. Don't think less of me. You guys have a huge black population. Imagine how the whites are not doing their share. I think we're not being polled properly. They're not going into the prisons and polling those guys.

So you get a real skewed result here. You have to be a retarded person to take a graphic with corn dogs and bomb pops seriously. Or a fat person. I'm committing with the memory. Or a fat person. I thought this was a menu. I'm like, oh. This is how you learn economics as a fat person.

It's called candies and snacks. Yeah. It says as self-reported by men. So it's right there. It's self-reported by men. Oh, my God. Is this like mail-in voting where you're like, this is the chart for lyingest men in America.

Right? We found it, Alabama, full of liars. I think you're also biased. I think you're biased against Alabama. How big is the average penis? Where? Is it like 5, 4.7 or something, 5 inches? Like a ridiculously small number compared to what you would think.

I don't know. I need cubic centimeters. You need a full, you need to be able to imagine it. It's like a 3D model. According to Gemini, which is never wrong, the average erect penis in America is 5.1 to 5.5 inches. North America or South? I took it down.

I said America, but, American I wrote. A wrecked 5.1. Well, that includes people in Brazil, though. My point is, this is Randy Marsh. There's only two states in here who are average and we're laughing at them. Everyone else is liars. Yeah, right?

Wow. So we're bullying New Mexico over this. And what is that Delaware? Georgia. No, which are the ones with the, the pops? The rocket bombs or whatever. Yeah, I think that bomb pops. It's too small.

It's either Delaware or Maryland. I can't see what it's pointing at. I think it's Delaware. I've lost interest. Extended as far as you can go with the food. I just burned it in a memory. New Mexico and Delaware, if I want to learn to blow people.

I think bomb pops are delicious. They taste like ice cream. They're smaller. Very unique flavor. The bomb pop flavor is a favorite of mine. That's what I get my pre-work out in. Yeah. Really.

Got an energy drink from the vitamin store the other day and it was bomb pop flavor. It was fantastic. The vitamin shop. The vitamin shop. The vitamin shop. S-H-O-P-P-E. The vitamin choppy. They used to be Seattle super supplements here and they got bought out.

So I didn't go for the longest time because I thought they was corporate. They got great stuff there. This is like years ago before we were partnered with Derek and we just got supplements from Gorilla Mind. but I would go to like GNC and I hated it because the guy who worked there the one near my work at the time was probably eight nine years ago

it was either a it was some random Indian lady who was very friendly and I liked her or it was like the largest human I've ever seen like just a huge guy and I'd be like I'd feel like a bitch

looking around at things and be like I think I'm going to get this pre-work out and you'd be like that's what you're thinking brother I can tell you for a fact you should check out this one And I'm like, well, you're enormous.

And I feel like you're, you're maugging me right now. And so I need to just buy what you recommend. And so I did get bullied a couple times and do a flavor. I didn't necessarily want because I was like, maybe I could look like that guy. And it's like, no, it's not in the cards. He's probably taking more than the pre-workout. I bet he's probably taking more than protein powder. Given this guy's vascularity and he had those veins on the bicep where they like do like whirly durlies and loop.

do's before they go down the rest of the arm. Anabolic. Yeah. Yeah. My man, he do a pre-workout. He's posted up and poking his ass. Does this man have varicose veins? Is that what we're talking about?

I don't know if they're called varicose veins, but what are those things that, like, bodybuilders get on their upper arm where the veins don't just kind of, like, go down? Like, sometimes veins just have a little movement to them, like a river. But they, like, go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth really rapidly.

Like, they're just vascular. And that's how their veins look on them. Everybody has, it's like abs, I think. I think it's just everybody has different. Presented masculinity. Don't they come out during a cut when you like cut the carbs? The veins start popping out? Sure.

Yeah, more than normal. But, you know, anytime you get a pump, if you're in shape, you've just got, like my femoral artery, when I'm in really good shape, like when I'm in the shower and like, I'm like, oh, there it is. That's the thing that I'll die if it gets nicked. And it's like, I can see it. Like, it's like bulging out of my skin if I'm lean. A lot of people don't realize more, but the obese people are also bodybuilders.

You know, it's just not muscle. Oh, yes. It's a different body. It's still body, though. It's, I mean, yeah, your body building. It's just, you know, it's just a lot. You're just heaping stuff on there. It's more like a body landfill, if we're being honest, though, right?

It's still built. You got to build a landfill. I didn't say it was. fucking as valuable as muscles. Well, I mean, first you must start with an enormous slab of marble. And then you can chisel down from there.

A normal slab of a cake. Which that is the easiest position as far as like dieting and gaining muscle. It's way easier for someone who's really overweight to pivot into lifting and like dietary restriction caloric restriction and getting jacked

than it is for some like really string beanie guy. who just, like, we've had Hutch on before, and he's like, just naturally a skinny guy, and he'll be like, I'm eating a ton of, like, calories. Like, I'm eating the calories I need. And we'll be like, how many? And he'll be like, 2,100 a day.

And it's like, if I'm, if I've had 2,100 calories a day, I'm, like, laying in bed that night where I'm like, oh, I understand how, like, prisoners in the ancient world felt starving. Like, it's just so hungry. They just want to munch. But no. That's what he can manage because he just has a different body type. He's trying to give people advice on that stuff, though, and they get really stubborn.

It's like, you know, I've done this before. Right. Have you ever done this? I know what I'm talking about. No, trust me, dude. It's like this. Okay, keep going on. I don't want to get too big.

And it's like, yeah, that's like me sitting down at someone else's house in front of a piano. I'm being like, I'm not trying to be fucking Mozart here. It's like, yeah, I'm not going to be. I'm never going to become Mozart. There's never going to be a wonderful, you know, I feel like that's more of a girl thing, but it makes it even more ridiculous that they worry about getting too jacked. You'll be fine. You couldn't if you tried.

If you made your life about getting quote unquote too jacked, you couldn't. Like if you quit your job, you stop going to school, you cut off every person in your life, young lady who's 125 pounds and is afraid of looking like Rhonda Rousey. You will never look like Ronda Rousey. You will never. Do up right rows all day. sleep in the gym. It won't matter. You can't get that big without some... You think Rhonda's unattainable? Well, she had good genetics for sure. She's an Olympic athlete. I think she is for like, for like average little girly who's like never trained before.

Like don't worry about getting big and bulky because you're not, not even a little bit. You might just get a little bit better at bringing the groceries in for once. For once. You do sometimes get accidental abs as a woman because you stop eating and stuff like that. That's about being about being musk, but the abs are always there. You barely need to train apps. They're kind of just there. Well, if you get like, you know, tight as dick skin like you did, yeah. I mean, if you get anywhere below 14% body fat, you'll have visible abs.

Oh, wow. Maybe I'll go to Mars next. Maybe I'll stop on by the moon. Oh, is that all? That's not even healthy probably. Everyone says in 14 you're wasting away. It's probably really bad for you. Yeah, yeah.

Don't risk it. You need those late night carbs. It's fuel. I think 14% of my body fat might just be in my face. Might just be hanging off my jowls. Have you ever gone on like wild crash diet weight loss? type i i lost uh about 250 pounds in 2000 and 18 into 2019 then uh when covid hit i uh had a few other things that hit and found i got a car accident a bunch of stuff happened and i was just like

back to my old habits and i am working on breaking them but you know what's your what's your dietary weakness like like for me it's the nuts nuts a trail mix in particular i could eat more than more than anyone i know i could do that if you tired of you eat too much? No, I've never heard of it. I must eat too much nuts then. Okay. One of the big things when I was doing keto

when I started doing nuts and I would I was like, okay, I'd eat some more nuts and then I blew up like the wrong hole. It was bad. So I decided to check the nuts. I couldn't do that. What kind of nuts? I was going with almonds and pecans.

Almonds can. They're pretty fibery. Yeah, fibrous. I was going to Costco and getting their weakness. Like if you have a day where you broke diet and things went wrong, what was that food? I mean, it's always as it's up being like cookies or something like sweet that I know that I don't need it all. Cookies. Those dark chocolate pecan motherfuckers that are like it's crumple cookies.

They're not even that good, but they have FOMO. They switch the menu up every single week. So like one week you're like, oh, I don't need. need that. I don't need that. The whole week comes like Saturday is like, I got to get it. It's going to be gone tomorrow. I got to get it. I got to try it. Yeah. Are those those enormous delivery cookies?

They're like, they're giant. They're covered in all sorts of cream and candies. And they're like, they're supposed to be one quarter of it is a serving size. So, so when you, fuck, yeah. When you eat one cookie, you're eating four servings, but you don't just order one cookie, right? Why would you order? Yes. It's cheaper if you get four

And then you're eating 12 servings of cookies It's insane They don't look like big cookies on the website They're not They're not huge They're not huge They're big they're good They're I'd say

I don't know Decent size Not quite a pancake Not quite a regular cookie Some we're halfway in between But they're dense They're covered in all this good stuff They're colorful

They're like you eat with your eyes when you look at them they trick you and they're their psychological ops against the obese because Saturday hits you can be good all week and Saturday hits and it's like tomorrow I'm not going to be able to try the new flaming hot Cheetos cream cheese cookie Is it delivery do you do you do you do you do you do you do you? I don't I don't keep anything in my house I always drive when I get something I don't even deliver I just I just drive to get it because I

I have a problem I can't If I need it, I'm going to score like a good crackhead will do. I'm going to the corner and I'm getting it. Yeah, look at, come on, man. What are they doing here? These are all like 800 to 1,000 calories. I haven't had one this week. Last week they were even better.

I saved the entire week. The confetti dunker cooking. Come on, man. How far is this place from your house? I can get there in about 20 minutes. Yeah, mine's 18 minutes away. I thought that was too far. Billy driving 85 miles an hour.

I thought I was going to die because they had one scheduled to open up like six minutes away from me. But it hasn't been open for literally like three, four years. They're signing everything for help concerns. Please. Please don't do this to me. They're a Utah-based company. So they're not open on Sundays. You know, they do the whole religious thing.

They're not open on Sundays. And that's good for me. Because some days are like usually my days where I want to splurge. And even when I do splurge nowadays, I'm like, I'm getting one maybe once a month, you know, which is more than I need. But sometimes you have to eat the flaming hot Cheetos cream cheese cookie. Why would they make that? Why would you do flaming hot cheetos and cream cheese on a cookie? That's terrible.

That doesn't tempt me. It wasn't bad. I had to know. I just had to know. I was like, tell me this is gross. And then I got it and I was like, man, it fucking works. Yeah. I thought pretzel cones on ice cream would be bad.

But it turns out salt and ice cream go together. They have a company Salt and Straw. It's called Salt and Straw. And it's like a milkshake company cookie before. I've seen it take soft served vanilla and dip it into brown, liquefied brown to butter. And it moves and forms to the, and apparently that's delicious.

It's like the dipped cones you get from Dairy Queen. You ever get a Dairy Queen? cone except this freaking butter. It's not the butter. That's insane. That's too much. You think it's too much, right? But in the fat brain, it's like, I have to know.

I have to know if it's too much. You know, if you see your research. I had a coworker who described that same thought process. He'd go to a restaurant and he just, he would order like three or four meals because those are the ones he wanted to know about. And like his wife would be like, you know, they'll stay. round. They'll make it for you tomorrow, the next day, or whatever, but he had to know. Tell that to the Seshwan sauce.

What a, real quick, what a lunatic. He's taking up 60% of the table with his like four plates and the side plates and everyone else has their one thing. He's like Bill Murray and Groundhog Day. Closest you get to being royalty. The closest you'll ever get to being a royal. I'm sorry. Nine plates, a bunch of different stuff. You pick and choose. The pores walk. buy with their fucking appetizers. Like, no, we'll share an appetizer? No. No, that's all for me.

I got to know those tater skins. Yeah, damn. That's a lot of calories. And I can tell this is a damaging cookie place because they have allergens listed, but no calories, no nutrition info listed anywhere on that site. They don't want you to see it legally in Washington State. They have to have it. So, like, I check it every day.

time and I'm like, oh, what am I about to do to myself? Do you guys eat out a lot? I feel like everyone eats out more than they used to. Oh, I feel like it's less. Oh, maybe it's me watching streamers and stuff. I also consider eating out having Uber deliver restaurant food to you. Sure, sure. Yeah.

Okay. I would agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. And it just seems like the people, watch the people in my universe use uber and uber eats i should say and eat out all the time i think yeah i can see a lot of people doing that a lot of people who probably shouldn't be but it's just a it's just a bad deal all the way around if you're doing uber eats or door dash or that stuff all

the time it's like even if you have like kyle i know you have the the pass with them but you're still paying the 15 to 20 percent baseline markup on all items from the store. Like if you just were to drive to the store, it would be like 20% cheaper. Some places are like that. I often take advantage of the deals and then I use my discount.

I have a DoorDash credit card. I'm not saying I'm like saving money by having Habachi delivered, but I'm definitely saving time. I mostly cook. Time is what it's all about, I think, right? I probably cook like five, six nights out of the week, something like that, like at least one meal a day,

but sometimes two. Even the groceries though, are like, 15, 20% markup. Taylor's right. Those groceries are so expensive now, but that's all we do. Jackie has like three different grocery stores that she gets her different things from. She hasn't been the one in ages. Hmm.

I don't mind going to the grocery store. Sometimes I find fun things. I didn't plan on buying. And then I impulse buy them. But that's almost a counterargument. I hear what you're saying, right? But when you shop online, you only get the things you really meant to get. Yeah, true.

but sometimes you want to walk through the store. You grab the steaks and the potatoes and the whatever seasonings you ran out of. And then you see, oh my God, they've got garlic bagel chips, the New York brand that I like so much. I think I will have these. You look at the back, 1,200 calories per serving. You say to yourself, that can't be right. And then you just eat it. We should test it.

It's enough to make your mouth taste weird for like three days. I'm getting a half a cow. butchered from this place. Yeah. It costs a couple grand, but you get a lot of meat. The meat ends up being like $6.50 a pound on average for like several hundred pounds of meat. Not bad. I think they're slaughtering in October, I think is what I read.

So I haven't gone back and looked at this in a little bit because I'm waiting on that time of the year to go and put my deposit down. but I saw that like an eight cubic foot deep freeze will hold half a cow. Those are like $250. And then half a cow, I think, was like $2,400, something like that, roughly. I don't remember exactly. And it's just an enormous amount of steaks. And you can like customize your own cut list. So it's not like a pre-packaged thing.

You can tell them if you want more organ meats or soup bones or if you want fat or if you want more ground beef versus steaks versus like chops and roasts and stuff it's pretty good deal without docksing you like in minutes or hours how far is Clarksville, Georgia from you?

An hour and a half maybe something like that, an hour, something like that. If that one does it deliver there's another one that does deliver they have like a truck and trailer that they'll drive right up to your house. I still haven't like finalized anything but we've already just

sided like half a cow for us. That's a whole year's worth of steak. Because steak's expensive. Ribby's $30 a pound or something. That's crazy. Yeah. I guess the tariffs made feeding the cows expensive, and then they tariffed meat,

and then they untarved it. And now there's the mystery meat. I don't know where all that ground beef came from. It's a whole politics thing. Yeah, right now American. Our beef supply went down for a while, like the total head of cattle we have. the screw worm as a part of that.

Yeah. And that's going back a few years because cattle aren't like fucking chickens. Like it takes a while to rebuild that head count. And so we've been in like a squeeze with it for a while. Hopefully they start, you know, raising more cattle and we get out of that because it takes a couple of years to rebuild. They also have that tick that makes you a vegetarian, right? It makes you allergic to beef. So that's going to count. As long as you don't go outside, you can still enjoy.

Joystake, I think. Yeah. Alpha Gay syndrome or Alpha-gal syndrome. Yeah. That's what's called. Al-a-gal. Yeah.

Have you seen the videos of farmers posting where they're like, I don't know what's going on, but some drone just dropped a box in my field and there's a bunch of bugs in it. And people are like, those are ticks. They're spreading ticks around. And it's like, okay, well, can we have like more evidence of this? like any more than you saying it? Is this a conspiracy that people think that people are dropping screw worms on to like Oh, chem trails you're talking about?

Yeah. I don't know anything about chem trails. Kim trails are cont trails. Are cont trails the real name? I think cont trails are the actual thing and chem trails are the conspiracy. Correct. Compensation trails. Except they did, like they have done chem trail stuff because they did it to St. Louis in the 50s

where they over the city they dropped a bunch of poison and people got. well they've dropped all sorts of stuff from aircraft i just in speaking more to the conspiracy theory that we're like changing the weather or like reprogramming people's like uh threat um flight fear flight responses or something with some sort of adrenachrome that we're dropping from the air or something like that you know i think adrenochrome is a different one i think that's where they're like they're babies they're like wearing spooky masks and scaring babies and then killing them right when they get the most spooked and then They've got to be scared.

It's not just enough to eat the baby. Don't knock it until you try it. You ever had any adrenochrome? This is the one. US Army Chemical Corps Cold War aerosol test over St. Louis in the mid-50s and again in the mid-60s. It was called Operation LAC Operation Large Area Coverage. And they used zinc cadmium sulfide over the city because they were like, well, what's this? What's this shit going to do?

What were they trying to do? Like, what was the goal of the experiment? I don't know. They're trying to find out. They're trying to make my officials. And just because I look at micro penis is online, doesn't mean it's working. No.

Straight as hell. Straight as an arrow, brother. Yeah, officials at the time said, told the city it was a smokescreen test to hide the city from Soviet bombers. Later declassified documents showed it was part of offensive weapons modeling. And St. Louis was chosen. in part because its layout and climate resembled possible Soviet targets such as Moscow. That's insane. And that was in the 50s and the 60s.

So a cool 20-year period they were doing that. Well, is it bad for you? Yes. They didn't know it was bad for you at the time. At the time they were using as like a tracer. So they were testing the aerial disbursement of biological and chemical agents using what they thought was an inert. yet traceable compound that fluoresce is under light to sort of Oh, I didn't say there was like, or I didn't mean there was some sinister goal.

I just meant this is a thing that happened verifiably. Like they did do chemtrail-esque shit. And can you tell me, do you remember what was in it? Was zinc, one of the things and something else? Zinc cadmium sulfide as a fluorescent tracer powder to study how a biological or chemical agent might spread to So they chose my great, my once great city to dump all of that shit over just to measure it. When did St. Louis peak?

When would you say it was like? Probably about 60 to 80 years before I was born. When did they get the arch? The arch was the 60s, I believe. Really? Yeah. Do you know why they got the arch? Was it just a tourist attraction from the get-go?

late? It's because Lewis and Clark like St. Louis was the furthest west, very developed city at the time. And so Lewis and Clark left from St. Louis because that was the furthest west you could go and still get like good supplies. And so they left from

there and that's why St. Louis has always been called the gateway to the west. Yeah. So they all the explorers stopped in St. Louis because it was the first thing. I got. Guess when the population peaked? Of St. Louis. Oh, city proper? Dude, probably like 1947 or something.

I want to go later. I want to go later. I bet it peaked in 1992. Definitely not. Billy, when was St.20? 1920 is the answer. Taylor coming in only three below the correct answer. That's a ring of ding ding. One point to Taylor.

Thank you. Well done. I was just working on the idea that the country is growing and then even a semi-shrinking city would grow along with it like a rising tide. But nope. Yeah. St. Louis told you wrong. Proved you wrong.

I mean like St. Louis, Detroit, like those cities used to be called like unironically in the early 20th century, like the Paris of the West, like the Rome of the West. Like that's how successful of cities they were because of manufacturing and building and everything. And then new.

The only way we do it. The only way to come back is a World War. You've got to have that World War II scenario where the entire European, every factory in Europe has been blown up by either. either an Allied or Axis bomber. And there's only one place. There's only one shop in town if you want steel goods stamped out or pots made or fabricated. Put the glass back in those factory windows, get some jobs cooking, brush off the floor, do some smelting.

Do you think we can have a classic World War? Do you think it's possible to have a classic World War the way technology is going? We're trying. Give them us a few more months. It just seems like they'll just like buy and sell whatever they were going to blow up first. and then move on, you know, everything's changed. Yeah, it feels like the next big World War, like, we're going to be using drones and robots a lot more than people.

Even then, I think it's going to be like bank accounts and just buy it and sell it. Before you know, we're all speaking, I don't know, Turkish. Binary. Binary, yeah. We're all speaking Turkish gold. I don't know what the outcome will be. The Turks getting bold. Yeah, I think we probably already had World.

World War III with China and 20 years ago. 20 years ago? They won our middle class. They won our middle class. Our middle class is dissolved. They've got one. That's like a... They did the scenes.

Yeah. Yeah. Our middle class is dissolving. But as far as a traditional war, I don't know. Well, I don't know if we can do a traditional war anymore. Because it seems like a waste of... Well, it's not a waste of money like having... all the cool stuff. America's great at that. But like actually like what we really use it for,

write-offs. Yeah. Yeah. We'd the jobs program. It would be it would be the great powers using drones and robots and the great powers using their vassal states to bully them into continued boots on the ground, human type work. Which country would capitulate to the AI first? France. don't bully France I think you really don't because they love not wearing deodorant they love all match around I think UK or pussy made these days

and France are the real Gs over in Europe whenever I see Macron talking about Putin I know that he's got a few countries between him and Putin and it's easy to talk tough but he does talk tough and some of those guys cower and capitulate the German chancellor whatever that fellow's name is he's pretty good too a Polish

leadership and Poland as a whole or fucking toughest nails anyway but more prone in France like I would he's a respectable leader other than that weird thing where you got groomed and all the only The Wall Street Journal did a article about how Russia might invade

Yeah France It wasn't France it was Europe it was Europe It looked a little extreme Like I think they had five amphibious landings On the coast of England or something I need to look at it again. That seems like an overextending.

That doesn't seem like proper warfare at all. And then America sent over like a CIA leader to talk to the Russian CIA leaders. Yeah, the leader of the CIA was sent over to Russia. And it's reported that they were saying that Russia, look, we know you're about the test article 5. Don't do it. I don't know. I don't know. I only know what's reported.

But that's what they're talking about. Russia invading Europe because America's weak can't do fuckabello, fuck all about it. And it's time is right. We're definitely not militarily weak. You know, we wouldn't have our eye on the ball fully. But that just doesn't make sense for them to go straight for the like, like there's so many countries between them and the UK that are NATO allies. We seem spread so thin. Like apparently we're low on surface to air missiles and can't attack Iran like we want to.

the USS Liberty was in there like crazy long deployment on a nearly broken ship like you've seen this news the Abraham Lincoln one oh do I have the name wrong maybe yeah what did I say the USS Liberty is the ship that's attacked by Israel and the Mediterranean Sea in the 1960s going for Lincoln I guess I found it up but but yeah it just seems like we're a little weak spot right now yeah that just doesn't make sense to me like geopolitically like there think of how many countries are between Russia and the UK. Certainly not the UK. That are pretty solid with NATO. Like you've got Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Norway, Sweden, Finland, you've got Poland,

you've got Germany. He's talking about an amphibious landing on the island of England, which is Russia doesn't have a Navy proper. And getting them there, they have to sail around the fucking ice cap to get to those North Atlantic waters alone. I don't, like, we would see the amphibious landing craft coming or like the boats full of people. We'd see them coming for like weeks. Yeah. Dude, it would look like a remember the South Park episode where the Brits decide to invade

the U.S. again on those like long boats and shit like what to say it. It would be like that. Revolutionary ships. Yeah. Yeah. They came with like. Are submarines an issue anymore? Oh yeah.

I think Russia is pretty good at submarines actually. Everybody's as good as us. Oh, well, obviously I wasn't saying they're number one, but they're probably number two. UK has plenty of submarines. Like the Russians cannot do an amphibious landing of Great Britain. They literally can't. Did you ever hear about Delane Maxwell and her wanting to start a submarine colony? No.

Is that true? Did she want to build a rapture? Glein Maxwell wanted a submarine community to be like off like lands of any sort of country to have their own maritime rules. Bioshock. Pedophile edition three. Yeah. What a clue.

The seas, there is no age of conceives. There is no age of concern. I think that's kind of what she might have been going for. I don't know. She was a huge submarine enthusiast, as well as other things. Even if Russia somehow, you know, had a successful initial invasion, a ground invasion of the United Kingdom, through what supply line nation are they keeping that going?

It just doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. No, they can't. What do they have a back door? Like, that's what I would go back to is like, they struggled with the airport in Kiev with a surprise attack with their best stuff, with planning. Like, they couldn't do that. I don't know how they get a person to the UK. What if they have a backdoor ally nearby that can supply them?

Oh, France. I feel like I got the location of the amphibious landing wrong. And I keep trying to look it up. I've been scurrying. But Wall Street Journal's paywalled, and I can't see it. Okay. But yeah, I guess they did some sort of test invasion in like Lithuania or something. I'm fucking all this up.

I don't know my geography that well. I saw Ryan Macbeth kind of debunk it. Again, he said like you did, that they didn't have the amphibious landing capability. He mentioned they may have it at the bottom of the Black Sea, but that's not that useful. So he thought that what the Wall Street Journal published was not true. But I saw that and I was like, I don't know what's true. I'm just a freaking podcaster. But a lot of people said the Ukrainian thing was going to was a faint, right?

Like a fake attack to get us to flinch and see what we did. We didn't. But a lot of people were saying that. Fuck Tucker Carlson was saying it. Ukraine is real real books. Like basically the right was saying that Russia wasn't really going to attack. And they did. So, like, Ukraine is right there on Russia's border.

Like, they're within their sphere of power projection. If what you say about Lithuania is true, that's also correct. They are bordering Russia. They are, I believe, just south of Latvia and just north of Estonia, which are two kind of friendly to NATO countries. And that also puts a country between them and Russia's ally Belarus, slightly south of that. And so they just wouldn't.

You're going to assume you not a citizen and deport you. You, I pull up a map. I'm almost positive. I nailed that. That's not helping you. Get this guy out of here. This guy knows about geography. He's not American.

It's like you hold up there like, I count to three like this or something. Look at that fucking guy. I just don't know why Lithuania would be a useful addition of power. projection he wants the whole Soviet Union back but all obviously like like that he that's his stated goal for a long time you know is to is to can you can you show me what the old Soviet Union oh no I was on Estonia Lovia then Lithuania I think Lovia is the place I meant to say when I said Lithuania and it's very possible that the amphibious assault I was talking about was

Lithuania Latvia and Estonia not UK because zoomed in things too similar to me that's they've struggled with their ships in the Black Sea with the Ukrainians long-range missiles and those Jupiter missiles and those speedboat attack things I don't know how many boats the Russians have lost in the Black Sea but if I'm on an amphibious troop carrier in the Black Sea my butthole is puckered.

Yeah. I don't think they're going to do anything like what they're saying. They just borrowed like it's either 30,000 or 50,000 troops from North Korea. like how do you kind of a troops like what's the what's the payback it's like when I borrow gum I think there I don't know payback at all you don't want you know what's

here you go the last time put them back under the desk the last time they got that North Korean troop injection it was an exchange for like missiles technology or something like that and I think that we also someone sunk a ship that was

that was carrying nuclear reactors that were meant for like miniaturized nuclear reactors for submarines and stuff were going from Russia to North Korea and that was intercepted and sank. It wasn't North Korea planning a new attack too, 57 something

tests? North Korea is basically just a proxy vector through which China can power project using them as my understanding is China doesn't want to be implicated and so they kind of North Korea sends people. China wants a stable world.

They have that Taiwan thing that they want to take care of, but mostly they want a stable world that they can run it's like a mob boss who like whenever you hear mob boss boss is talking about there's a war brewing it's like guys don't make money when we go to the mattresses this isn't what business is that that's China China doesn't

want to go to the mattresses with anybody they got the business angle of this thing figured out they're progressing forward at an upward clip they don't want to get messy and blow shit up and have their shit blown up and interrupt world commerce that would speak to my

point about using North Korea as an intermediary for any sort of offensive impact. Well, everything North Korea does is like antagonistic often to that that sort of world peace, international commerce system of understanding. Those guys are wild now. They're like launching people over Japan. What Kyle says reminds me of this is the basic business truism, which is international trade prevents world wars. Like suddenly everybody is like, we're making money here.

We're living large here. everyone is operating at their most efficient we have international trade like things are going great world wars destroy that and suddenly you know america's making their own rice and we're not well suited to it we make a lot of rice here really okay well michigan rice and they're not well suited to it right like you have to have people they're good at it you're just making shit up at this point you're going to do mexican rice when have you had a mexican dish where there wasn't a little little sphere of rice over in the corner of the plate. That is true.

A lot more corn. Yeah. We're a potato people, not a rice people. We're a corn people, right? Well, corn people are gasoline is corn. Our alcohol is corn. Everything is corn. Our sugar is corn. Yeah, everything is corn. You got the farmer saying, it's a good year for corn.

That's their joke inside because it's always a subsidized. Every year's a good year for corn. The Iowa caucus. runs this country. It's a corned down country. That's why like it's a, I saw Trump like spouting off where he's like, we're going to really hammer down on Iran with sanctions. And it's like, okay, well, who's the number one partner of Iran bringing them supplies?

It's China. So you're, so any sort of thing you're saying about like, well, I think Pakistan more than India, right? I mean, there's a list of six. It just wouldn't Any sort of economic threat that doesn't include China is just toothless and retarded Not that he should go after China

But it's like when you try and play that card It's like if you know anything about the situation Who's deploying Iran? It's China You're not going after China What do you think is gonna Nothing's gonna happen? I'm ignoring this Iran thing From now on it's too embarrassing to even care about And it's clearly being ran by

We got through Afghanistan that was pretty humiliating We can do this too This is worse if you want to be proud watch the Canadian trade war I'm sure that will go swimmingly I think we're 18 years out of it being worse than Afghanistan the Afghanis were scared dude

did you see them celebrate when we finally left it was like they won the Super Bowl they were so happy that we did fucking gone you think they just got to go like sit in and like tool around with like just playing with it they talk about like how scared they were of the US special forces the dudes

with the beards that would show up with fucking lions and kill them in the night like those guys were scared. We won that Afghani thing. I know we didn't meet our goals, but the KD speaks for itself. I'm a KD guy, all right? I play TDM. All right, you have to play a domination if you want.

Kyle, that's just so retarded. What did you want? Taylor, I think you need to be more retarded. We want them. How many, how many Vietnamese do you think we killed in the Vietnam War? I know we lost like 50,000 U.S. servicemen.

We lost the Vietnam War. I didn't say. Not in KD. but it's about you know Taylor's playing the objective over here like a nerd I thought what do you would be on my team we're both trying to cat be I'm just taking jokes

I'm just saying we lost 50,000 in Vietnam right? How many? What do you think the KD was? I don't know but I bet it's it's a war What do you think we had a two to one? The count is going to be 100% honest. What do you think our KD was in Vietnam? I don't know. Depends who you ask. What are the North Vietnamese say? I ask AI and trust it.

It's millions. It's millions that we killed. They lost millions? 50,000. Yeah. Did you, who's, which, where did you see that? I didn't look it up. I just know they lost millions.

It's like, it's not like many millions, but it's millions. It's a couple million. Like, it's 50,000 to a couple million. You think we lost one man for every 20 to 30 they did? That's what happens when you drop a, they bombed that country for a decade like like constantly continuously oh shit 1.3 so i i you got 1.3 that's what he's got here i don't i thought it was okay oh that's that's that's um jemini which is google was ai says about one to four million i exaggerated 966 to 3.8

but between 1 and 4 million ish it's a big span not to mention all those people that we uh we poisoned with the Asian Orange. Do you ever see all those freak kids they had after the agent orange? Yeah, some real children of the litemines stuff. They could have led the world and freak show, um, um, uh, like participants. They had so many freak kids because of that agent orange and stuff we dropped on them. It was, that's nasty stuff. I like my freak kids to have a little charm though. You think they had charm? I like it when they walk in with the bow ties on. They're like like a Ricky Berwick type. I like that pointy head guy, the Zika baby guy. head guy.

Yeah, yeah. Can I say it? Pinheads. I don't know if you can say that. Pinhead? I just did. Yeah, you can say pinhead. That's the most like 1940s insult I can imagine.

But that's because you think it's saying some, like maybe it does initially mean that you're saying that their brain is like a pen, which is like a pin is a small thing. But there's like a genetic deformity or something, a form of retardation where they have that little pointy head. And they call those people pinheads. Like there's small. Because I'm stuck on the SNL skit. That's where my head goes to. The cone heads. The cone heads.

Thank you. That's what I'm going for. There's a pinhead in the American Horror Story television series. That's where you see a modern one. I was joking about using the term pin it. I still love midget. And I'm sorry to any little people out there, but I grew up on pro wrestling and also pornography. And pro wrestling and pornography, they use the term midget loosely all the time.

It's just culture to me. I hate to offend anybody if you're, You're not a pro wrestler or a porn star or a stripper. I think the midget community would do themselves a service if they were more like fun about it. Like they don't need to be there. They don't need to be over there telling us what you can and can't call them. They should be like, have you ever had midget bottle service? Midget bottle service?

Yeah, there was a place. Where do they do that? Are they little bottles? Well, no, in L.A. At the Roosevelt Hotel. at the Rossoe Hotel at the bottom floor there's a little bookcase and you go through the bookcase and there's a bar, a nightclub and they had a Beecher's Madhouse would be there once a week.

I think it was Wednesdays and you would go in there and if you ordered a bottle of vodka, the midgets would come out on the ceiling, on a rope and they'd swing through like they had a poly system and the midgets would fly through with sparklers and they'd carry your, they fly in with your bottle and they stand on your table and pour your drinks for you. It was fantastic.

And they had a big non-sign on the wall. It said midget bottle service. Damn. Are they fantastic? Oh, yeah. They were the 750 milliliters, I believe. It would be hilarious if they sold midget bottle service and then just you showed up with a little bottle. A little airplane bottle.

You weren't what I expected, Billy. Sorry, guys, $750. I agree about the midget term in that I think midget is a little more. honorable, a little more respectable, because little people feels like, because like, what do you call normal people? You just call them people. There's no qualifier. Yeah, yeah, bigers or whatever. Like you would, you would call them that. But if you're, yeah, big, oh yeah, I just thought. Yeah, but you wouldn't want that. If I was a midget, I'd want to have my own category. I wouldn't want to be seen as like a little subsection of people where they call me little people. That's more

condescending the midget by a lot. For a while they kind of went to the dwarf territory, but like not all little people are dwarves. Exactly. Dwarves tend to mine and deep underground. Hi, ho! And they sing, sure, sure. And they sing, yeah. And they help Legales.

But yeah, that is true because dwarves are the Peter Dinklages. He is a dwarf. He's not a midget. midget is when the whole body is little. Do you spell dwarfs with an F or a V? Multiple. I put both in there. I cover on my faces.

Is one fantasy and one reality? Is there like a V as fantasy F is correct? Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. He thought you were going to catch me. I didn't expect to catch you. I really fucked up. I mixed dwarves with grammar.

He's like, can't get one over on Taylor No, my wheelhouse My confidence I'll take grammar for a thousand I'd get it I'd nail it for you We'd be bringing home the goal

Crush that category Yeah Taylor spelling really does live up to the hype It's not just a running joke It's a real thing It's insane Sometimes we'll be looking for titles after the show And I'll see like what Zach posts and sometimes both of you will be like, that looks good.

And I'll be like, guys, there's four problems here. Like, there's something. That's not how a semi-colon's used. That's incorrect. If you're listening, you might think he's good at spelling words because he reads a lot or something. But no, like, it used to be I would type the titles or something. And he's like, that's not how you spell Hofstetter. Why would you know how to spell Hofstetter?

It's not like you caught that in Lord of the Rings or something. Like, this is a word we all just saw for the first time. Why do you know it? I don't know. You can just picture words. Isn't it double left S-T-E-T-E-R? No, I believe it's H-O-F-S-T-E-T-R. Yeah.

Okay. So it's double T not double L-A. Yeah, yeah, that's how Taylor and I spell it. That's how me and Woody spell it, Guy. That's how it's spelled now. Three to one. Fuck, fuck Steve. Which I don't, I have no idea what that guy has been up to

in so many years because he never all the time. He never came back on after do you remember like this is probably a decade ago when he was making fun of where all of us lived and like saying like oh I wouldn't want to live in North Carolina or Missouri or Georgia

you know I would want to live in these other places you know I travel everywhere and I was like I think I asked him if he played Mogadishu yet and he he really got offended of that actually. Oh really? Yeah. I remember it this way, and I'm not sure I have it right, but Kyle came back from prison,

and he was telling his, like, what happened in prison stories, and Steve kept interjecting. And it's tough to be on this show sometimes because we don't always just give open air and say, Billy, what do you think about this? Like, you almost have to get your, you find an opportunity, interrupted, maybe. And, but I don't think he understood, like, the gravity of the moment, right? this was Kyle's big return. I mean, we were all interested in these stories. And he didn't sit back and let it happen.

And the fans gave him a hard time and he decided it was enough. I think that's the history. Oh, yeah. They actually put together Kyle Prison Story compilations with Steve edited out. Like, if you want to see the pure version of it, here's the no-steak part. Damn, I didn't know that. Yeah, I don't remember that. I always like Steve.

He's obviously a very funny comedian. Me too, me too. Yeah. He's left wing, though, and he's, like, and he's very proud and he's very good at, like, representing his points and he's thorny about it sometimes. Whenever I see him, it's him, like, with a, like, tweet that, like, dunks on somebody, and it's really highly rated. Like, like, it'll be on the front page of Reddit.

I see him on the front page once a month, at least. He tours a lot with a friend of mine, a comedian out here in Seattle, Andrew Rivers. He's always, he's always opening for Steve. So I keep up with him all the time. I'm always seeing clips of him. We had him on Drunken Peasants' podcast about a decade ago, and we were a little more left over there. So he fit in the pocket.

And he wasn't competing with Kyle. Yeah, I like Steve. I would like to have him back on. I don't know. Maybe we can make that happen. So I think maybe he's not doing podcasts so much now because he's falling on the comedy. I don't know. Maybe.

Did we ever talk about, were you on the drunken peasants podcast when Milo talked about his background? I came in after, I came in like maybe three, four months before the podcast fell apart. So like I was there with the guys for, we did like one meetup in Seattle where it was all four of them. And then I was I opened for him. It's some music for them. In the beginning, it was their last big hurrah together. And then shortly after they split up, Milo was before that.

Milo actually was, I think, like a year or so before it blew up nationally on the news. it was drunken peasants and it was crazy and everybody who watched the podcast was like what the fuck didn't say and then the news caught it like a year later and then I think Rogan talked about it then the news picked it up and it just blew up like way after envy at that because he came on our show and he told those same stories and nobody cared

no it took a year for it to come out I think it came out because T.J. Kirk was doing Rogan's podcast and I think that they were in that circle so I think that it pulled it out eventually. And that's why it got popped was the, the, the, the, obscure all right podcast is what they called the drunken business on the news. Not bad. Nice. I can only hope we'd be reviewed so, you know, swimming like.

Trust me, they could have been way worse things. That's, that's, that's pretty, that's pretty gentle. I would take that. Maybe one thing I've said over the past. they're they're comparing each other's underwear's for poop uh that's an obscure comparing underwear poop podcast yeah that was uh t j kirk that's the amazing atheist right amazing atheist yeah he's like an o g youtube oh he's oh he's old school youtube he's he's he's been around for a long time he's still doing a different area um yeah they they run a podcast now him and his brother scotty and paul from the original drunk of podcast they do um deep fat fried

The Fat Fribe Podcast. Okay. I wanted to ask you about... Go ahead. About the Lindsay Clancy case. I got a feeling you know more about it than me. I always like to do it this way. Here's what I know, fill me in.

So what I know is that Lindsay Clancy is a mom. I don't remember how many kids she had, but while her husband was out, she strangled her children to death with exercise bans. And then she attempted to kill herself. by jumping from a two-story window and paralyzed herself from the waist down and now she's on trial

and the defense is claiming postpartum psychosis led her to do these things and from what I understand there's been like a lot of support online the way we see sometimes with like crowdfunding and they've raised maybe a million bucks for and I keep seeing pictures

this is the part where I need to know like if this is real or not I keep seeing pictures of women supporting her outside the courthouse and they're all doing this like and this is about choking well this is about choking the child to death what?

No really? That's what that's why I need to do that tell me if this was real or not because I keep seeing the women do with the you know their hands around the child's throat like holds them up is that real? I haven't been following her this closely. I thought they were all like supporting her child strangling. They were support well they're supporting her and her child strangling

which is pretty grotesque but I know a lot of it just from having seen posts on Twitter of the news, like CBS posts about it. And then also my wife has been following it. And she will tell me like all the reprehensible stuff. Are those hearts? Maybe they're hearts. I don't fucking know. Let's keep, let's keep this going, though.

Let's say that they're, they're holding. You're miming choking a baby to death. They're miming. Yeah, because true, it's a very small neck. You got to read it. You know, they're not miming grabbing a micro penis. for sure. No, definitely. Yeah, my wife has been telling me about that story a good amount where she's like, this is disgusting. All these women are on social media saying that this is like

understandable and there's women like posting videos of themselves with a baby, with their baby, being like, I totally get what you're going through, Miss Clancy. And it's like, that's, someone's going to get that kid out of there because that's not right. Women are always killing their kids. That's a rip. Well, it is their number one voting impetus. Like, that's what gets them to the polls is.

You know what the number one enemy of the American infant is, Taylor? Like if we, if this was Animal Kingdom and you were like, in the wild, the American infant is plagued by its apex predator. It's a female mother. The, uh, they didn't go hard

in the baby. is actually like pillows or stuffed animals in the crib or something like that. The crib death is when they get their heads stuck in the crib, right? Isn't that? Ooh, cribs could be the apex predator themselves. Oh, I saw a bird do that once. We were babysitting a bird and it killed itself. That's a friend of that children and then cribs do.

And then my brother had to tell his friend that his bird had killed itself while he was on vacation. And he didn't believe us, but it was like, here's a picture. It hanged itself from the beans. I've seen that. My girl, my sister, her rabbit hung itself. Her rabbit hung itself. We rescued a rabbit, and she's got the shoe box with the holes popped in and everything. And it tried to get out through one of the holes.

And the hole was just big enough to get its little head through, but not big. And then it got stuck. And it hung itself in its little cardboard box. And I told my sister, it committed suicide rather than be her pet. And she cried. Based. That's very funny. She had such bad love with pets.

She had this like goldfish, just a regular old gold. fish, but she'd had it for like a long time. And my dad went to change the water and he never uses that bathroom. And in that bathroom, hot is on the right. Oh my gosh. And so he put the, you know, it's this little tank. It's the little tank. He just like sit there. So he sat it under the spiket to like run water and he ran hot water and like came back like 30 seconds later and the fish dead. Like it just like died so fast. Yeah, they die immediately. They're very fragile. Yeah. Question about strangulation death, right? Let's say you're in a situation. you're being choked to death

there's probably no way out you're trying the struggling is just making it worse do you test out auto erotic asphyxiation on the way out obviously I might make it I'm like David Carradena who's decided I think you have to think this now

so if the situation comes up you have the choice in that moment it's time this is my moment unless I was like fit at the time I was doing it I can picture myself like almost coming but still having the wherewithal like pull my shirt down. Like no one needs to see this part.

No one needs to see that belly and that. But yeah, dude, that Clancy shit was fucked up. And a lot of what I know is what you already went through, Kyle. But she murdered all three of her kids. She confessed to it and said, I murdered my kids. And I did it because I was crazy.

I was out of my mind with postpartum depression. And then I saw, it was probably one of the prosecuting psychiatrists who said like, you know, I've seen a lot of psychotic people, people going through psychotic breaks. Something big with psychotic people is like, let's assume like someone goes, like let's assume I lose my mind. And I think that my neighbor's dogs are demons and that I need to save them from those demons. And I hop the fence in my backyard and I kill their dogs. if a police officer arrests me, if I'm truly in a psychotic state, I am not going to say I need representation. I will not speak.

I'm not going to say anything about the situation. What I'm going to do in a true psychotic state is like plead to them and be like, you don't understand this was a demonic dog. It was going to kill them. It was going to harm them. Like you don't suddenly snap into and out of psychotic states like it's a fucking Netflix show. Like, if you are in a psychotic, in psychosis, you're not going to immediately leap to defend yourself after being caught.

And you're certainly not going to be searching things about how to best kill your children on Google, allegedly. And then tell your husband, go out and get things and then immediately murder the kids. Like, you're not going to have a pre-planned agenda. You're going to, maybe could they have been naughty? could they have been nice? Who am I to say? That's Santa Claus's business. That's the jury. That's all St. Nick's department.

Yeah, it to me just seemed ridiculous the whole time. Have you seen the counter people who are saying, look, if you're going to cheer for this Clancy woman, we get Chris Ben Wapack. Oh, yeah. Because like if your entire argument is like, that person's hormones were so out of control that she couldn't control it. It's like, you know what you're doing, right? Like some like insanely high tea rapist is going to be like, couldn't help it. My hormones. That's just what it made me doing.

Well, they're arguing postpartum psychosis, which I think is a little bit different, but I see your point. It's not different. She killed three children. See, that's to me where like. There were no knots tied in the resistance bands. So she held them and watched every second of every. Do you think every second that? Do you think if she just killed like the one shitty kid, you'd feel more for her?

No, no, I don't think you should kill any children. I think it's frowned upon. Yeah, killing kids should be frowned upon. What do you go back in time? Are you allowed to, I think it's your obligation. I think you have to raise baby Hitler. I think you have to raise him better. That's the obligation.

You've got to adopt baby Hitler and raise him to be better. What if I raise baby Hitler and he's worse? What are you talking about? You raised baby Hitler and then maybe with a little support from you, Kyle. as his father, he gets into art school. And now he's doing like semi-good, like dog paintings and cityscapes. Fuck that. I'm like, look, we're going to take the Rhineland back. The fatherland must be secured before we can progress deeper into Eastern Europe. Okay, maybe you, okay, maybe the rest of us would be okay as Hitler's father. Maybe not. You will lead nations, my son. Let me show you a little,

I've got three hours of the history channel on something I like to call DVD. Come with me, son. We let Kyle raise Hitler I drill in his head I'd be like listen dude You're not a looker You need something iconic You need something like a short mustache And then you need to find the best designer

In all of Europe to get you swagged out And he'd be like Ah is that just fascinating What else should I do? And I'd be like Scroll Buckle up This is what

He modeled himself after Charlie Chaplin right that was the whole the mustache that's true though right I don't know I always heard they shave it like that so that a gas mask

would seal that's true but they also both loved trains and all sorts of yeah yeah they did Hitler like trains

and Charlie Chapin like trains you like to do stunts with them yeah what if Hitler just love like big machinery and that was the whole impetus of the thing like he's okay with Jews but he's got to play

with big guns big trains He did pretty well with getting their economy back on track after the Vimar Republic and World War I. And if he had just like calmed down a little bit to your point and like just become obsessed with highways and infrastructure instead of, you know, Jays could have panned out. Wasn't you all being hot women and doing all sorts of cool stuff too? This guy was multifaceted. I don't know if one thing would have pulled them away from it. He was busy.

pretty hot. Like she was, she was like, yeah, she's quite a bit. I've seen some video LeBron like, she's like playing by a lake and like what, what, what they wore in the 30s when you played by the lake is a hot chick and pin up hot. You know, you think? Yeah. Even Brumas and he was Eskimo Bros. With JFK. They had a way younger than him too. That's cool. Hitler and JFK had one girl that was hot that they shared too. I just don't know. Look, she's fine. But she, she's a regular. person looking. That's like the best picture. I just looked at like that. That's how

they were back then though. They made them like that. Do some more pictures, Zach. Like I, show me, show me sexy Eva Braun. Yeah, or show her in the swimsuit. She's bringing in. Yeah, show her in that swimsuit. Got some hangers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's close that umbrella, boys.

No, this isn't great. She's not pretty in that. I don't think this is even, I don't believe this is her. This doesn't pass. This might be Hitler and drag. There you go. Look at her. She's normal.

From the neck up, she's below average. Everybody back then was, we didn't have the industrial makeup complex. This is a dime piece in 36, boys. You guys are looking at this? Woody is body sharing right now. This is just a regular person. We hadn't invented the blonde bombshell yet.

They came after the actual bombshell. Look at her. She's just like any other person. This is a German 10. This is an Austrian 10. This is a schoolm-cheek. Oh, this is a frow line, all right? Yeah, they know she got some scat in that back.

She got the German schizer. She can make you a fucking sausage. Is there another use of the word scat that I'm not familiar with scat in the bag? It's a poop. Yeah. Skat is like, I appreciate you. I know where your head was.

She's probably doing that. She's pushing one out. She don't care. She's going. You know she got a dumper on her. Hitler loves that stuff. And let me see if I can find a butt picture. It was not even here to defend himself.

I'm pretty sure if you Google Hitler glass table. He had this huge shittable glass table. he had this huge shittable glass table he would crawl under and even brahm would just sit there and drop piles in front of his face steamy ones Stallone's into that you know you know I could picture a Stallone doing that Hitler I thought was almost like neurotically neat and weird that's why he needed the glass table he couldn't have it touch the skin he needed the glass barrier the Berlin wall I wouldn't like that one bit now your table's all fucked up and now you can't like have meals watching TV because you're going to picture exactly what happened all

the table. Oh, you're doing hotels. Oh, no. You got a glass, not for this guy. Not for this guy. Coffee table up there. Is it sturdy? Let's see.

What do we have here? What type of kinky acts do you think E. Bobron and Adolf Hitler were into? What the fuck? God, Reddit is just quite a place. His account has been banned. I knew it. I knew when we checked into that guy, there would be

something to see. This account has been banned. What a fucking weirdo. Cipilis was, he's syphilitic? Was that a thing? I thought that every time I think of famous people with syphilis, I think of Ola-Copon. I didn't know about. Do you think Hitler referred to it as a Dutch oven when he would pull the covers over her face and fart? No, he'd probably like, German oven is when I don't let you out. Yeah, he'd probably like try to take it back, like a Rhineland oven. German ovens a whole different thing than a Dutch oven. You'd wish you.

We should have like, this Hitler guy, the more I learn about him, the more I'm not a fan. Say one thing about Hitler, though. He's the only guy in history to kill Hitler. The only guy in history to kill Hitler and the only guy to apparently be like, this war is going to be tough. Our guy's got to be swagged out. Like they got to look tidy. And we were not doing that as much.

I thought he was pretty good. I thought the American GI. This is one of our few humiliations in WW2 because we won. We dominated. But the Germans. did they had a better fit. Well, see, they had like secret police. Like, their secret police, like the SS,

those are the guys rocking the skull caps and those leather trench coats and stuff that looked so badass. That's pretty cool. They weren't on the front lines. That's like secret police, like Jew onters and stuff and looking for like, I don't know, enemies of the state and stuff.

Did the regular ones not look good? Did they not have a few of us? Zach, show us what a German infantryman would look like. Compared to an American one. Show us a comparison. Yeah. Well, we know about the band. You've seen Band of Brothers. We know what like Tom. Well, that was just helped me to see them together.

Sure. I think function always beats fashion and warfare attire. Definitely. But fashion is like, if we're going to win anyway, may as well do it. But your downfall, you come in here with your GQ fucking. Yeah, right. It's all on. No. No. Because the Japanese, they didn't look too slick. And there are people that you would think would look very, very slick.

I think they learned from their samurai shit. That was a lot of heavy stuff. You don't need that. Ninja stuff was better. Okay. Oh, dude, how many guns this guy need? Those are American rifles he's collected. He's okay.

Those are... He's cleaning up. He's collected. You know, that's fine. That's nothing special. You're right. He's got a clutch full of M1 Garans and his pals got a couple of Tommy guns and his own...

They got their German rifles on their back. Wait, these are German. Yeah. These are Germans who have captured. American rifles. He's got four or five American rifles each. Oh, that outfit's better than the previous one, definitely. For my own clarity. So you recognize the rifles by the stock, and those were American rifles? Yeah, well, by the stock, different parts. Yeah, those were M1 Garans, I think, the one of the left

at and the one on the right had Thompson submachine guns. You can kind of see the receiver on that. That looks like Garand to me. And then the foreend has that little line cut in the side. Yeah, they're not, they're not, you know, dressed to the gills, right? there. That doesn't look that great. That's just regular ass army shit. Yeah, now show us a SS. Show us like an SS lieutenant's like outfit. These guys are going to look like to do with their shoulder pads.

I like to see them in the field though. Like if you look at our dress blues or dress greens, we look pretty sharp too. I don't think we give up too much to like Nazi uniforms. But I need to see what they're doing in the field. This This is pretty, this is pretty not.

I'm talking about the guys on the left, though. Like, they're like, like, I think that's Himmler. That is Himmler, slightly to the left. Yeah. Really? I don't know. I don't like the trench coats. Oh, you're not a fan of the trench coats?

I'm actually, because we use trench coats too, and I like when we use the Trenchcoat. The Tull King was like, wait, you're telling me the evil guy's names Hitler and his friend who's even more evil's name is Himler. I can do better than this. Their pronouns are him. Wait, actually, no, that actually wasn't Hitler at the front. No, Himmler. That was, well, then who was that behind him? Is that Goring?

I didn't take in the whole crowd. Gerbils could have been there. I can always recognize. Who was Gering? Wasn't Guring the one that ran the Lufwaffe? I think you might be right. Yeah. So he's a big, heavy set fellow who's bombastic.

And he carried around one of the, I don't know what you call it. Maybe you do. but the Romans emperors would kind of, it's not a staff, it's more like a short decorative, maybe a scepter. It's like this little short decorative club that's like fancy that he would carry around.

If you find pictures of garing, he's always carrying that thing around. Nightstick. Do you guys know what that tool is that you used to put in honey, a honey pot? It's not a honey scepter. I thought it was a honey scepter for the longest time.

You know what I'm talking about? The cereal box, the thing that's got the little string. It's not called a honey. spoon? It's not a spoon. It's round with groups. I know exactly what it looks like. It has slots in it. I thought it was called a honey spoon and now I'm

not sure. I thought it was a honey scepter and then someone's like, what the fuck are you talking about? I guess I guess I was a closet gay. See, that's a model. He's not going to war. Garing got fat. Show me fat. Okay. I looked it up. What's better?

What's better? Fat Elvis or fat Gering? It's called a honey dipter. A honey dripper. A honey wand honey stick honey drizzler or honey spoon a honey wand does work that's what was i think it's sceptor well septor is a cool thing to call a carried stick that's its new name let's make you brought up sceptor and i was like yeah fucking i because i i didn't know all those other names i ended up figure out it was honey dipper i was like that's kind of not as whimsical as sceptor but not enough of his outfit is on display here who's this guy looks like a normal he was hung is this peeway herman's bully what

this? A little bit, right? Oh, man. That's pretty close, yeah. It really does look like peewey's a bully. Oh, we should have had Peewey Herman play Hitler in a movie. That would have been fucking gravy. RIP.

RIP to the coat. Poor guy, his career got so fucked up because he got caught jerking off. And that's not fair because it was in a fucking porn shop. It was like in a porn movie theater, right? He didn't go to a showing of Milo and Otis. He went to a porn theater where they jurek. where they jerk their peepees. Sometimes they go and suck each other's peepies.

Those porn theaters are sick. And he just went in, got a little while. He shouldn't have done it because, like, you're, you're, Peeley Herman. At some point, you get too famous for public sex. What was expensive then? Yeah, but he, come on. I don't think that trashed his career.

I have my own take on this. So what happened was everybody, he was doing Peewee, big, whatever, big 10, big, pee, too, kind of a bomb on its own. And this was a actor with a, a very limited range. He got caught jerking off in the place where you're supposed to jerk off. Doesn't seem like the offense that they made it out to be. And then he had his comeback, right? And I remember it. He went on MTV, which was like the center of young people culture at the time. And he's like, ha, I heard any good jokes lately? Because Peewee Herman jokes were the rage.

And the crowd erupted. They loved it. They forgave him. And then he had no acting career afterwards. But again, he's Peewee Herman. I'm not sure he was. was going to have a huge acting career. Like, has McLevin done anything since? He was the beginning of kids shows, though. If he wouldn't, it got caught popping the fucking wattle

in a theater. He could have done kid shows for 20, 30, 40 years. He could have been the next Mr. Rogers. A little crazy. Yeah, he could have been Captain Kangaroo, you know? Actually, that's fucked up. He could have been Blue's Clues because he got popped for jerking off. We got shit like Blue's

Clues and Barney instead. We could had some really weird subversive shit. Instead, we got this paint by numbers. I don't. It's sad to me. I love Peeley Herman. I was a dumb kid. I needed an outlet. That was cool. We always thought he needed an outlet too. He was like a child molester. Like, like I don't think anybody wanted to explain to like five and six year olds what he

had done. So it kind of like, we thought he was a child molester. Yeah. That's what had gotten back to us that he was like a kitty didler of some kind. You know, as much as a seven-year-old understands something like that. because it was like 1992 or something when this all happened. I was born 86. So I'm like six, seven years old. And I'm a big peewee fan. You know, I'm a child.

I like that shit. So like finding out peewee was a child didler. It was just like, and I don't think I was, it was like 10 years before I like learned that he wasn't, that he got caught jerking off in an adult theater, which I still didn't understand. I think I still thought that he was like watching Milo and Otis

and jerking, jerk it off but I didn't know what a porn theater was I don't think when I was 14 or 50 I still don't really know there are theaters like big theaters with 40 50 seats in them that people watch together and I guess those are more rare now I think um I think back in the day I think especially in like the 80s it was much more um likely that it would be like that that it would be like a 30 or 40 or 50 or 100 seat like theater and they be short in porno and everybody kind of be like jerks off in their pants. I think now it's more common in those places. There are booths that you kind of go into and kind of have some privacy and you like put money into a slot machine and

pick what porno you want to play on like a screen in the booth and you could do that. But I think that's also more about like hookup culture. I think there's like glory holes involved and people coming into your booths and stuff like that going on. Well, the theaters were hookup culture too. I never I never partook. I had a friend who was into it. And he said there was a theater in Portland, Oregon where there was like beds in the theater where people could just start using the beds while the movies are on. Sometimes I need a nap when I'm watching a long movie. That'd be nice.

This is the part of Lord of the Rings where it kind of drags. He's making that. She's making him the soup again. I don't care. Yeah. Honey, can you blow me during this part? This is the 4D experience. The smell.

A 40 thing never, I've done, I don't know where I was, maybe Orlando or Universal Studios, something like that. And they had the 40 experience where you're kind of in an amusement ride where the chairs like wiggle and jump and buck. And then they spray steam at you too, not steam, but mist and fog and stuff. And I think they also injected some smells occasionally. Like I remember once smelling smoke maybe and bubble gum for some reason. There were real flames, you know,

so you'd like feel the heat from a, you know, section. It was a Muppets thing, if I recall correctly. And you're watching it and it's kind of like, what the fuck is this? And then Beaker, no, Beaker has a lab accident. And that gives them what they need to, like, throw flames at you, throw mist at you. As they're like trying to put the fire out.

Now the water's hitting you. Smells smoky. At one point, rats run loose. and little puffs of air are blowing at your ankles and it feels like rats are brushing you and I really liked it I was an adult too

I would like a movie that was programmed for that the same way that 3D sometimes is they produce the movie knowing it's 3D obviously because they're using the 3D camera but they also put in 3D gags things that come toward the camera and things that that accentuate

the 3D and utilize the 3D I'd be down for an action movie that utilize some of that 4D stuff I'd love it if I was watching Mission Impossible and Tom Cruise's type to a chair, the room's on fire, and there's like flames flickering at my feet, you know? When you feel it?

Yeah, that'd be huge. I'm going to blow some hot air on my feet and make me sweat me out, too. The only time I went was Eminem Chalemelon's movie Glass. It's a sequel to Unbreakable with Bruce Willis. And Glass is Samuel O'Jackson. He's the villain, and he's stuck in a wheelchair. The thing is, Bruce Willis was unbreakable.

And Samuel O'Jackson was only breakable. He was always breakable, but he was super smart. And the movie starts and is Samuel L. Jackson getting pushed in a wheelchair. And then the fucking chair makes you feel like you're in a wheelchair. And I was like, this is the wrong movie for this. And then the girl next to me, she's like, we're in a wheelchair or whatever. She's like, oh, fuck this. She leads her head on me.

And she's laying on my shoulder. Then all of a sudden the seats move and I fucking bomb. Shoulder checker right in the head. She's like, ah. I was like, okay, this is not my thing. This is not for me. Bad movie choice. I've never seen a 4D movie outside of, again, the one Disney World thing where they glue little tufts of, their puffs of air up your legs, like your pants sleeves.

Yeah, yeah. That was the Muppet one I talked about, right? Mm-hmm. Is that the same one? Yeah, it must have been. This was easily 25 years ago. I don't want that in my house. You know, I'm fine.

I'm fine with regular movies in the house. I don't need it to, yes. I love, I have whatever like the basic bitch like Samsung setup is. If you look up like Samsung surround sound and it has the bar under your TV and then like two of those little or one really big subwoofer thing and then a couple of little things that you put in other places. That's all I have and it seems to be fine. Yeah, I got something similar. Three.1 system? Is that what we're talking about?

If it's two of those little speakers and then one big subwifer and then a television bar. Yeah, yeah, that's three. I've got a five. I've got a five dot one from LG, I think. And as soon as I got the new TV, I got the matching LG sound system. And we watched Saving Private Ryan. And you can hear the, the bullets whizzing like around you. It's so good for that. I was like, so I'm like, fuck.

That really would be scary. Like if I heard of... I had nearly that exact same experience. It was Band of Brothers, but yeah, that it did this. And if I was making a movie, I know I would totally overdue the surround thing.

There'd be nonstop people talking behind you, bullets zipping around and stuff. But they do it infrequently enough that it takes you off guard. And that's kind of cool too. Yeah. Yeah, because you wouldn't always be hearing the bullets whizzing behind your head. It has a bigger impact when you don't do it.

it's 6,000 times a movie. Definitely. Yeah. What's another good movie for that? Is Duncirk a good one? Help me out. What's the C-Battle movie? I think like the old school English. Oh, Master and Commander. Yeah. I think it might be that. I'm going to Google it. It's where the little boy loses his arm, spoiler.

Russell Crow is the ship's captain. And the guy who plays. Yeah, that movie rocks. The Doctor is a great character. I can't. It's not Cumberbatch. It's that other like A fat British guy A feminine British man Yeah I think it's the guy maybe who plays vision

In the Marvel movies That guy plays the doctor That's a really good There aren't many movies about that It's about a ship of the line Hunting a big pirate ship And the two captains are sort of Dueling

You know Avoiding each other And out maneuvering one another And out thinking one another And that cat and mouse game continues from the beginning of the movie to the very end of the movie between the Russell Crow's character and I think it's a French

captain that he's he's up against or something like that that's oh it may be but you that's the movie with the scene where the French captain when he realizes he's kind of been defeated is like walking down the stairs and you can see the explosions of the handrails and everything else behind him with no that's a Pirates of the Caribbean movie that's Pirates of the Caribbean okay yeah that's that's more of a Child's film. Fine.

It was a stave-boy movie. It was kind of cool, though. I don't like quite a fall since the geography conversation. Let's get back to where countries are. Let's get back to where the movies are exactly. It matters

because it's not the 21st century. It does matter where countries are. it matter where Latvia is? If you, if I erase the memory from your mind that Latvia even even if it ever negatively impact you, even one modicum. It'd be one less thing he could flex on us about. One less thing. But also I could like remember it. And then if anyone in Russia or Belarus ever talked about it, I could be like, I know where that is. Even if you're there though, talk a lot of geography. If you're there, it doesn't even matter when you're there. Like, you're not going to be driving to the next country, right? Unless you're, you're,

about that life. Tiny countries. You could walk there. Well, those are like pretend countries, which is funny, where it'll be like, the EU is inviting the head of Estonia to speak. And it's like, can we not? Can we let the guy from the UK, the guy from Germany, Spain, France, Poland, the real European country.

Can we let them talk? Guys, go sit at the kids table. Daddy's home. Yeah, you know, Estonia is sitting there being, like, I'll see stuff like that, like I'll pop onto Reddit and it'll be like Estonia premier talks back to Putin. And it's him being like, we do nothing like what you're doing. And it's like this guy's got a bull cut. He looks like a retard. There's 600,000 people in this country.

Can we not get the guy from France or Germany or the UK, one of the real, you know, Spain to a less. extent because they're so far away they don't really give a fuck I would imagine they don't care that much Portugal they're not in a mix Spain's just a lazy country in general I think I think of the Spanish I think of I think of them as lazy people really yeah the siesta thing yeah I think I feel like they're just taking

naps all day and just it's just basking in that not like us right Kyle oh yeah that's a funny double entendre strict sleep discipline over here yeah that's That's the head of the stone. This is the head of Estonia. That's the fucking green lantern.

He never had a tiger. He just needed a tiger to be king. He needed a tiger. Let me the new green lantern like now. And so we can compare this to, I can't think of his name is. It's what his name is. It's the new lantern from the Superman movie.

Do you think Putin ever heard what this guy was mouthing off about and was like, did he do something new to chew on? Like that. No, he's like, no, I'm doing my own. around the ears. Look around. See what I'm talking about? I do see.

Yeah, yeah. This guy's better looking, but I like a Tiger game reference, actually. That one sang with me. Go in mustache mode with no... I'm never going to financially recover from this. Carol Baskin and Putin are both fucked. That goddamn Carol Baskin's working with Batonimir Putin. Going for a mustache with no below the nose hair falls in.

Do we like this shirt or not like this shirt? I like the shirt. There's a choice. Let me tell you. This is a tremendous shirt. First of all, I bet this is an expensive shirt. Like it looks like a nice, well-made shirt. It's just ugliest sin.

But I think anything to distract away from everything else is a good thing for this guy. That hair is, I mean, he looks like, this is what I would imagine a guy who pumps your gas for you in Estonia looks like. Like, this is the worst haircut I've ever seen from. I'm a non-homeless person. I used to cut my own hair. They have to siphon the gas in Estonia. They don't have pumps. They did for a bit of a bit.

Here's the credit card. Hands in the siphoning kit. Oh, God, I love this guy. This is like a Tim and Eric sketch, right? He lost a bet, right? He lost a 20-year running bet. Look at that. So this grown-out sloppy version,

is actually not it. You know what it looks like I got it. It looks like Legos when you have the hair that attaches. He's got Lego hair. Yeah. Oh, I see it. I see it.

Because he's got it tightened up there. When Zach gets my picture up, it's an even better view of the same. Look at that. Maybe it's the same. Is this where Oliver Tree is from? Above the here is the part that like blows me away. Yeah.

Or above the eyes. Like he got straightened up right there. Yeah, he did. He went to a black barber. In Estonia. They played a trick on him. It's just Lego hair. It's just Lego hair.

They're like, the truth is we're the best of doing fades in the world, but fuck you. What if this was actually a bulletproof headpiece that he had made to like save him from an assassination? And we're talking to him. From who? Putin. He talks to Putin.

You got to have your helmet on. You think Putin is looking at this guy and being like, everything will fall into place. As soon as Lego headed. in Estonia is the uplift. I think if Putin wants to kill this guy, he's going to go for the stupid haircut. He's not going to shoot him directly in the face.

He's like, fuck this haircut. The guy's going to live through it because it's actually a Well, they've got nothing to worry about because Estonia is certainly not one of those pretend countries with no army and no ability to project power regionally. They're not. Do they even have a Starbucks?

They probably have a Starbucks. It's probably called something weird in Cyrillic letters. would be my guess. Yeah. Estonia and Latvia. Those guys, I feel like those countries

are the ones who are like, is anyone going to do something about this? Estonia is a member of NATO. They are. Yeah. I didn't know that. So. Are Latvia and Lithuania both as well?

I need to look it up. Stand by. Maybe mayhaps. Latvia, yes. Was you a Lithuania? Lithuania. Yeah, if Latvia is, I can't imagine Lithuania not being. Lithuania is also in NATO.

Why would you say no to NATO if you're just a DLC country anyways? Yeah, there's really no reason to say no. You're like, yes, please. I'll have some. You just kind of have to make a choice because those DLC countries are going to get asked, do you want to be part of NATO or do you want to be part of, I guess, bricks or whatever? You want to be bricks or do you want to be mini figs? Yeah. Probably better to be with NATO if you're fucking Estonia would be my guess.

Which one's on the rise? I mean, I would think we're more on the rise. But then again, bricks, you got China in the mix. And they've done a good job trying to just parcel out their resistance to these global conflicts through intermediary nations. We're 40 trillion in debt. We're manipulating the bond. market to stop our economy from crashing. We pay more an interest than we have in military budget.

That's wild. Oh, that's not true. That budget's going up. That budget's going to $1.5 trillion. There's no way to handle the budget thing. The only way to like in earnest handle the budget problem would be to go after like welfare programs and things like military assistance. like disability assistance in the military,

like these huge things that cost us far more than the interest or the military on its own. But they would never do that because, you know, long term... Do you think welfare costs more than the interest? Yes, entitlements are absolutely the largest outstanding. Well, if you make Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid welfare. Yes, yeah. Anything where the government's feeding you back money,

like that's what I mean is I'm not saying those are inherently bad things. I'm just saying that entitlements are the only thing you could meaningfully cut. But in, you know, and everyone votes democracy, entitlements will never be cut because politicians have found out the best way to get votes is to buy them. Now, what if we just decided to do like, you know when you're buying drugs from your drug dealer and you got to re-up and you've already got a good amount and you're like, I think I'm just not going to pay him and I'm going to keep the drugs? What if we just decided to stop paying? We got the guns, right? Who comes after us first? Oh, well, well, then our bond market will collapse if they're not worth anything.

We got guns. If we were to renege, then nobody would want to do business with a, what do you call them, Taylor, those people that reneg? An unfaithful lender. It's unfaithful lend us. Jesus Christ. Don't get in trouble here. Yeah, you can't do that. But I see your point.

and of course we just print more money but the military thing always strikes me is like God we're wasting so much money clearly like somewhere in here I'm all for weapons programs whenever I hear that like Lockheed Martin wants another

fucking trillion dollars I'm like give it to them that's how we get Star Trek I want the planes to go so fast I want them to be invisible I want new propulsion techniques I want weapons that turn things into plasma goo I want to break

light barriers. I want to go to other dimensions. I want to turn materials into molten versions of themselves. That's how you lose wars. I want all those things. But it is how you really progress, right? You've got to put on the back of military spending to get like the fucking tech tree, Woody. Like,

like I get that it's like this is how Germany lost, right? Like Germany had better tanks. Germany had bigger guns. This is how they lost. And then whoever gets our paperclip afterwards, the world might be a better place. Yeah. And Germany was also like fighting most of the world.

and they still did a pretty damn good job. People were like, oh, geez, that could go either way. We don't like the Nazis here for anyone who's here tonight. Yeah, we don't have to do that. So the argument sounds like you don't make enemies of the whole world and you don't have like too many like single points of vulnerability. It's better to have 100 drones than one plane, right? Maybe until we come up with an EMP field that just turns all the drones off

continuously in an area. And any time a drone flies into it, it gets scrambled. Like, there's always a shield for every arrow and every, you know what I mean? Like, there's going to be a tech progression. And the country that spins the most is going to be the one who solves the Rubik's Cube that is the drone swarm, right? Like, it's not going to be the country that spins the least. And the country that just builds lots of drones to, like, have enough drones to defend themselves. I feel like we can build drones, but we can also, like, find out an anti-drone technology of some kind at the same time with that trillion and a half dollar military budget.

But I like, I mean, defense is the fifth largest outlay we have. We have Social Security at 1,384 billion this year. That's 20% or 22%. It's a lot. And then income security and veteran benefits, that's $968 billion. About a trill. It's like $4.2 trillion in your entitlements. And then you get Medicare.

That's 955, almost the same. And then you get net interest, 931. and then defense of 765. The budget is $7 trillion. Going after defense, like every time I hear people say that, it's like majoring in the miners. It's like we could go after. Looks like it's a bit under a trillion.

No, the total budget is $7 trillion. Oh, I thought you meant military budget. So that's expenditures every year. So three quarters of a trillion is defense. You're correct. More. And that's excessive. $765 billion is what it says.

for 2025 to 226 year-to-date outlets I thought it was a million. Can you link your thing so I can look at it to, Taylor? I thought I read it was a billion and I thought I read that Trump's new defense bill was a one and a half trillion. Like a 50% increase.

It's from cbo.gov. That's ca. That's c. I've never had an issue with the military spending. I think it's fucking cool. All of our spending is so sloppy, right? Right? If we mainlined it, we could get away with not spending as much and still getting the same benefits that we have. It's just it's it tax on everything. They add on everything where we don't just buy health care. We buy everything around it too.

If we had like basic human not income, but basic human decency where you just had like the basics given to people, then you could start people who want more could get more. Would that be cheaper than what we're doing now? Universal basic income is definitely going to happen. It's just going to happen. There's going to be so much disparity between the top and the bottom that there's going to be this lower class eventually that's so big that you can't solve it with entitlements. And then the middle class is going to be bleeding into it.

And if the AI thing and the robots actually happens, you have to have a universal basic income. If like the entire workforce of people who just stand in a line and do things with their hands, if that's all replaced by autonomous Chinese robots that you just tell it what to do and it does it, you need a universal basic income. Did you see the Chinese humanoid robot like Olympics? Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, those things are booking it.

They just said the second year. If you look at the first year versus the second year, it's insane how much it's changed in one year. A year from now, I'm scared. I don't know. Can you imagine you see that thing running at you across a battlefield? And it's got like a, it's got a blade in one hand and some sort of arm cannon on the other. And it's within 65 miles per hour through a dirt field. And there's a thousand of them.

Oh, I love that they run like people. You know why running like people is the best? The world is built for people. If these things are actually going to go into a city and fight people, there are stairs, there are doors. Like you can't have something that you need a thing that's built like people because the world is built for people. people. How sick are the ones? Don't traverse well. I'm sorry. Go ahead. How sick are the ones that start out as people and then they can go into dog form and just go even like Jaguar form and they're fucking lunging at you.

That scares the hell out of me. I had. Did you see the goat robot with the chainsaw? What? Oh, y'all going to love this. Let me find. I saw the Olympics that the robot Olympics. I was unimpressed. I thought the robots were like tilty.

They struggled to stay in the right part of the lane. Did you see the first year? Because that might have been the first year. The first year they had the guys with the remotes running alongside them as they ran. The second year, the robots beat Usain Bolt and speed. And the only problem was they didn't know how to stop them. So they had this giant pillow the robots had to run into because they couldn't figure out how to stop the fuckers yet. But they're running faster than Usain Bolt, humanoid form.

It's insane. That's pretty cool. This goat with the chainsaw is amazing. It looks like you can ride it. Doesn't it look scary? It's some sort of a fire rescue robot. Oh, my God. Goathead.

Why is it? Why is some baffirite chainsaw shit? Exactly. Why is it like a baffirmet demon? This is Epstein Island to clean up the fucking toothless messes they have. It's fucked. This is horrible. We should.

No, worry, kids. There's a robot coming to save us. I've been in eyes glow. Do you think it's eyes glow red? Probably these people are horrible. Yeah, this is not right. I'm telling you the Terminator is going, I don't think like the plot of the Terminator is going to happen,

but I think we're going to have Terminators. I think we're going to have something so close to Terminators that it's like, yeah, that's basically a Terminator. That's awful. Why is it inside? Look at the eyes. Why is it delivering the DoorDash? What is going on?

I would tip so well. Anything you want? Where the hell does the chainsaw go? Please leave my family in peace talk one. That's really hellish. That's terrible. In the doorway. It's a goat-headed robot with a chainsaw.

Let's see. It's the first time I saw it's called Three Haves. It's a seven-foot-tall, four-legged, horned goat with glowing eyes, and it looks less like a piece of modern tech than more like something conjured from ancient mythology. I'm trying to see. what the purpose is. I mean, they knew what they were doing when they made that. It's not like this is the best design they could come up with. This is this creepiest one. Actually, the centaur form factor isn't a gimmick. The humanoid upper body and arms were deliberately chosen so the robot

can operate tools designed for human hands like chainsaws, impact guns, and other heavy equipment that most existing robots struggle to interact with, interface with. The four-legged lower body provides stability on rough terrain, which is no small feet in environments like wildfire zones, which I, like I said, I think that's what. Can I pause you? No one complained about the hands and feet. It's the goat face. Yes, thank you.

The horns. The glowing eyes. And they're like, you know, it's not a gimmick. The feet are used to walk around. Yeah, I know. I instantly know what the feet and the hands were for with the chains all in it. Ignoring the goat head says it all. They know what the fucking are doing.

That ain't right. We're noticing the demon. nature of this. He says, as for the goathead and horns, question mark? Befamette. Apparently, it's intentional in their strangeness. If we had nefarious goals, we probably wouldn't have made it look like that. Both told Fox Weather, it's the kind of quote that sounds like a joke until you realize he means every word of it, which is exactly the energy you want from someone building a chainsaw-wielding Centaur robot for disaster zones. Three-havs is still a prototype stage, but the conversation it started feels long overdue.

Not all humanoid robots need to walk through front doors or pass for human. Can you go back to the explanation? If we were pulling a joke, we wouldn't have made this one. He said if we had nefarious goals, we probably wouldn't have made it look like that. I'm on the opposite side of that argument. If they had nefarious goals, it would look exactly like that. Google's motto was don't be evil. Yeah, they just said.

Yeah, they don't do that anymore. I don't know how capable that thing is. For all I know, it's a statue essentially, it doesn't even move. I haven't seen one move. But if that thing can, like, gallop at, say, 20 miles an hour, faster than you can run, obviously. And wield that change. Maybe not me.

None of you can run 20 miles per hour. No, I can run real quick. I'll never show it, but like. When I get angry, I'm so fast. When I get an NFL player. If you get me pissed, I'm sprinted. Have you ever seen how fast you can run by like running next to an ATV or anything? Got somebody like kind of roughly checked?

Just an ice cream truck. It just, it wouldn't be good. I'm not going to test myself on something I know I'm bad at. I ran 14 miles per hour when I was a kid. I know that. That's not even fast. I know it's not. I wasn't bragging.

Well, you seemed a little braggy. Did that thing bragadocious? I'd be like, I don't know. I was closing it. As a kid, that's fast. As a kid, 14 miles an hour is fast. I ran 16 miles an hour on a treadmill while holding the handrails, so that's pretty fast. Get out of that.

And sometimes he would jump onto the sides. Just taking long strides I'd never make in real life. Wait, how fast did you run it? 14. 14. Damn. I ran 15. Wasn't the childhood goal a seven-minute mile?

That was, seven-minute mile was the goal when you were in high school. We did it 6.30. Yeah, but anywhere between 630 and 6.59 was considered pretty good in our high school. I ran 645. I remember very specifically. I ran under six minutes or under seven minutes rather. Oh, I was going to say. Six minutes.

You couldn't drive a mile that fast. I was athletic at the time. At the time, I was playing in a six-minute mile. Constantly. I wasn't obedient. 14-year-old Taylor. 14-year-old Taylor would give you problems. Me, I'm talking about you.

No, I'm saying it would give Kyle problems. No way. He would beat me in the end, but it would ruin a lot of your main floor. I would have so little mercy for 14-year-old you. He'd come at you with that wrestling club forearm. I'm going to punch him right in the nose immediately. There's not going to be wrestling. He's going to be bleeding.

I'm a 40-year-old. man, you know how scared you'll be at 14 of me? I'm going to use my daddy voice. You're going to be terrified. You're going to be in trouble. You're going to be cowering. You're going to walk up in the urinal next to you. You're going to look over like, that's what a

bad dick looks like. I'm going to call your parents and you'll be quivering. For real. He's 14. That is a 14-year-old Achilles heel. When I was 14, they had enough problems between themselves. You know, I was

I was in the ether. I would have been all right. Yeah. I don't fear when jokes on you. My parents have other issues to worry about. Jokes on them. They were struggling. Billy, what percentage of women do you think you could beat up?

Oh, I think I could, well, now not so many. I've had some health issues. I've got a car accident. I haven't quite healed since then. Before that, Rhonda Rousey and below. Damn. I think Ronda Rousey might be a tall order. I think Ronda Rousey might be a tall order.

But before that, like I used to do pro wrestling and stuff. So I was pretty athletic. I was very large. I would train with the pro wrestler. It was, it wasn't like big time. I did indie stuff. Some of my friends went on to do big stuff.

But, what was your real name? Kingpin. I grew up on a thing. Terrific. Yeah, I watched the Spider-Man show when I was a kid. And Kingpin was a big guy.

But I took it and I was more mixed with the, the Kingpin movie. I was a two sport athlete. So I was for pro wrestler and bowling was the, was the, was the gimmick. Don't say two sport athlete. I was, I was the Dion Sanders of fucking pro wrestling and bowling.

He was, he was. He was the Bo Jackson of his day. I'm here for it. He's the greatest athlete of all time, by the way, for doing that, for playing two pro sports simultaneously at a high level.

No one's ever done that. Wait, you don't say Bo Jackson for that? Look at Bo Jackson's like, football career. It's embarrassingly bad if you really look at it. Like he had a few, yeah, yeah. He scored like, he scored like every other. His touchdown, he played in like only a handful of games. He didn't play that many games and he didn't score the many touchdowns. How about Michael Jordan though? If you compare, if you compare Dion Sanders football numbers to

Bose, it's laughable. Like, like Bose. Well, you compare Dion Sanders to most people. It's going to be kind of laughable. Well, they're the dual. They're the two guys who have done it besides Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan played, I think AA, which is, I heard Jeter recently being like, what Michael Jordan did was incredible. He batted 200. You know what I batted in AA?

200. Like, it's hard. If you can play double A ball, you can play major league ball. You just need polishing. Like, I was blown away by that because I never got to experience Jordan's baseball. Does he get points for being at the top of basketball?

And then almost, like, Like getting into baseball? Yeah, I think so. That he's kind of, he's the basketball goat and he was a passable baseball player is better to me than what Bo did being passable at two sports, which is about as good as he was. He's a freak athlete. He's got all this. Passable seems like you're underestimating it.

Like, okay. Well, he won the Heisman trophy. He finished college. I know. We finished college with 4,303 rushing yards, a 6.6 per yard carry average. At the NFL level, he was well known for turning routine handoffs into long untouched touchdowns. He averaged 5.4 yard per carries. His numbers aren't amazing because he only played partial seasons because of baseball and he only played four years.

So like his career numbers aren't that dominant, but his like per touch carries are dominant. Touchdowns. How many, like compare his touchdowns per season or per carry or whatever you want, Dion Sanders. And then the baseball career blows him out of the water too. Dion Sanders was an amazing baseball player. He stole bases like a demon. He was a good batter. He was an incredible athlete.

I think he played the outfield. He was fast. He was strong. Dion Sanders greatest athlete all time. That's it. Greatest all time. For doing those two things at a professional level, simultaneously.

He would fly from one game to the other. I mean, you could look at it that way, but like, it's... We know it is because they say that stuff where it's like, there's nothing harder than hitting a baseball and MLB. And it's like, how about not getting tackled by the fastest man alive? Like, how about that? That's probably harder. So AI says Kyle's right.

I like to do this when I'm wrong. You'll not dodge it. That Dion Sanders was far better and had a more impactful overall career. He's in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Bo Jackson was more explosive, explosive dual threat, multi-sport athlete whose career was cut short by injury. I didn't know what any of those stat letters meant. Baseball stats are bullshit. You've got to be a real sicko to learn how that stuff works.

Don't worry about that. A real sick. Yeah, baseball guys are the biggest stats guys, for sure. Those guys fill in those box scores out, those old timers, like, get out of here with that. I just like it. I like watching them play the game. I do not know how to fill out a box score. I've never done it.

I don't know what some of those stats mean. I just like watching them play. This is going to be a great postseason for baseball. know y'all aren't fans, but I'm very excited. I think we're like three or four weeks away from the postseason. Milwaukee Brewers have that crazy ace who's like a young guy throwing 104 miles per hour routinely setting new records for starting pitcher velocities. And then the Braves are like crazy on fire. You're back on the Braves? I mean, I watch a good, they got a good team. I'm going to watch them play because they're in the playoffs. You said you hoped they would fly into the side of a

mountain. That doesn't mean I won't watch them play. I'm a Dodgers fan, baby. I got Dodgers jerseys, Dodgers hats, I got Dodgers banners. Like, I'm all in. You have one of those long Dodger dogs? I will now. Whatever that is, I'll get one. Huge, huge.

I'll drop the topic off of this, but I thought it was interesting. Bo Jackson faster 40-yard dash than a cornerback. You wouldn't. Freak athlete. Freak athlete, yeah. Have you seen the 30-for-30 on him?

It sounds like they're talking about Paul Bunyan or something. Really? I swear to God, when you hear the story, of his childhood, his childhood, athletic achievements, his like elementary middle school, high school, and they have his high school coach there. And he's like, he'd done things I never seen a man doing my life. He's like, his football coach, high school football coach is like, I got the job and I came out there. They were showing me around. It was my first year coaching there. And I said, who's that big man you got out there doing yard work out there? And they, oh, that's Bo Jackson.

He's a 10th grader. And he's like, does he play ball? no. Nah. But he's like, my, my eyes got so big. I was like, I got to get that. I got to. And they'll be on the baseball field. He played both sports, obviously, and he's like,

I seen bow hit one over that, and it hit the window out of that building over there. And it's like 400 fucking feet away in high school. He was going to play, he got fucked over by some coach where, like, he was going to play in the college, baseball playoffs or whatever. And I think what they did is a coach from a college gave him a free flight to come see their campus.

And that was against NCAA rules. And it fucked up his whole season. And he couldn't play ball anymore. And he had a career fraught with all sorts of issues. And then he, when he was running, he landed funny or like, he was so powerful. He did something weird to his hip that cut off the blood supply. This is Bo Jackson? Bo Jackson.

And it cut off the blood supply. Somebody tackled him. And like you said, because he was so big and fast, the impact was bigger than it would have been for another player. And the doctors kind of failed him. They didn't notice that the dislocation had cut off the blood supply. And he experienced bone death, whatever that is. And he had a hip replacement and his career was over. They would have crab apple fights in his neighborhood.

And like all the kids would throw. You throw crab apples at each other? Yeah, yeah, you're throwing at each other. You know, those little green apples. Oh, yeah, my dogs love them. He's like, he's like, Bo would come out with them crab apples. Everybody run home. He'd be throwing them so hard, they blow through a screen door if you tried to hide in your house.

You could kill a kid. The one coach is like, I've seen him one time, jump over a Volkswagen, just flat-footed, just jumped over it. And the other guy's like, I've seen him standing in hip, hip, deep water one time. Jumped up and did a backflip and landed. You know how hard it is to jump out of water and do a backflip? And the other guy's like, I've seen him dunk a stick in a 10-foot goal when he was in the eighth grade.

Now, who would make up that it was a stick? It's all they was on the yard. He did it for fun. Didn't even play basketball. Like, every story is like that. And they, like, the ESPN 30 for 30 thing plays like animation. And you see like a cartoon kid like doing crazy shit. Apparently, like, he threw a rocket a pig.

one time killed it. He got in big trouble for killing a pig by hitting it with a rock. He could just throw so hard naturally. You don't know Bo. You don't know Bo. That's the name of the doc. That was also how they

Nike, I think it was Nike was his big thing. And the commercials back then that was the tagline. You don't know. It's Bo knows. Bo knows. Baseball knows. Oh no. And they had they had Boe playing everything. thing. And the joke, at the end, he'd be playing something like squirrely, like something as a joke.

Hockey. Chess or hockey. I think they even have him like in the, he's like, I don't know that. He's like, no, I don't. I think he lives here in Atlanta. He's a big bow hunter. And when they're doing the interview, he's in his trophy room. And he's like, this is my trophy room. And it's deer heads. He's like, I can. all these deer with my bow. And I... These are the trophies I care about. He's like, I don't even know where my Heisman is or whatever.

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I got the orange this last. It's like orange slushy or something like that. I'm digging that. That's fine. I always get the no stem so that if you're working at night, you know, you don't fuck you up your sleep schedule. And I've got caffeine pills. I always just take caffeine pills if I want energy. Not me. I want those energy drinks.

I get the white fronds. I can't do energy late at night. I can't do tea past 7 p.m. or else I'm up until 7 a.m. I load my grandmother. I can't have tea after 7. I am. I'm actually like grandmother is my style. Dude, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard of grown man say.

I can't help it. I got to work with what I got. I can't have tea after 7 p.m. I can't. I can have herbal. How do you take your tea? How do you take your tea? Black.

I get double sleepy time tea. It's unsweetened. Okay. So it's like the same thing as like Southern. tea but unsweet. Yeah, it's just unsweet black tea. Yeah, yeah. Isn't it like really bitter and gross?

I'm used to it. I just got a little flavor. It gives me a little caffeine. It blows me away that you have enough self-control to drink the tea with no sweetener, which I don't. Isn't that insane that I'm like this and I do zero calorie drinks? Well, it's because you were, you went on about that cookie website for like, like the way I talk about kitty.

Well, yeah, but titty's. You don't have FOMO with titties, you know The cookies give you foam Yeah, you do You could always have titties Titties expired just like fruit All right Or cookies

But you can make a nice fruit salad out of them When they get a little bruised Yeah So you got to strike one by iron's hot As President Trump says Exactly And so take it from President Trump Have you been following the Grand Tep's out of six weeks

That's honestly one of the biggest. I've seen a bunch of the videos on Twitter, but... I linked one here. It's very good. It kind of underimpressed me a little bit. Like, I don't know what I was expecting. Of course, it's a video game. So almost certainly, this isn't the...

No, not even almost certainly. Certainly, this is not the finished mode of the game, but he does have a playable working form of the game. And in this clip here, this is the most recent one that I've seen. This is really good stuff. Like, that he's being chased by... Obviously, we cannot show this. He's being chased.

He's in a car, and he's being chased by the police. And he's leaning out the window with a machine gun shooting the cop car. And the cop car is coming apart in all these tiny little, like, non-scripted ways. Like, as he shoots it, like, wherever he shoots it, it's taking really intense damage that's, I don't know. This looks better than anything I've ever seen. To be a, like, sandbox game. Like, dude, I've been playing Fallout 4 the last couple of weeks. a sandbox game from a decade ago,

this looks like it's from the future to me after what I've been playing. So like I'm so psyched for GTA. I hope it's great. All the leaks I've seen really got me hyped for it. There are people who the conspiracy is that rock stars, the leaker. But then the counter argument to that is whoever's leaking this has started a crypto coin. And they've raised like a couple million dollars doing these leaks by having people. like pump up their crypto coin and vote for what they want to see release next.

And they said he's got a dead hand or he said he has a dead hand, which is if they were to arrest him, every 24 hours he has to physically go to a computer and not click the button that makes it not release GTA 6 to the wild, like whatever the source code. A dead man switch. Yeah. Okay. Well, Zach just linked something that said,

cyber leak reportedly arrested seven hours ago. Oh, he's in so much trouble? Multiple emerging reports, the GTA 6 leaker was allegedly taken into custody by authorities around seven hours ago. Meanwhile, his poll to drop the full opening prologue is still running with yes winning by a landslide. It remains unclear whether he's scheduled an automated upload before getting caught or the leaks are finally stopped. Imagine if he has that dead man switch and it uploads like spoilers for the end. of the game and like releases it so that people can just download and play the version that he's been playing and stuff like that after they spent two billion dollars in a decade making

this thing i always go back to it costing more than the burge caliphate more than it more expensive than the tallest building in the world to make grand theft auto sales yeah way more oh wow i would have thought the burge califah was way more than the united states military budget for two years do you think more people have used You think more people have used GTA 5 than the Burj Khalifa? Like, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so it's worth the investment, right? Gtta 6 could be huge. Yeah, yeah, you can't sell tickets to the Birch Khalifa worldwide for 100 bucks a pop. Yeah. I hope it's good. I'm just going to be so bummed if the new GTA stinks or if it's basically the same as five.

I'll be annoyed. Two weeks and the attention dies down. It is a single-player RPG game, one that I will hate. But it's a single player RPG is like a fun. That's just not your cup of tea, but a lot of people are enjoying it. It's RPGs, right? I know shooters is like the majority.

Is it? Yeah. I think shooters is like high 30 percentile of like total gaming is shooters. And then RPGs is like 18% or something like that of all gaming as far as genre. Are these like real numbers where we're not counting like mobile nonsense? Well, they're numbers from my memory from like when I Googled this three years ago or something like that. I trust you wholly. If you Google, I bet I'm so close.

I mean, shooters would have to be number one. Did you mention that it was going to be a Netflix special, the Grand Theft Auto thing while I was gone? We didn't, but that's either today or tomorrow, right? Yeah, that's, it's wild to me. I think I have this right. There were a bunch of leaks, and you can see a ton of footage. I know I've seen a bunch. It's low quality.

Okay. But I think the next. But I think the Netflix thing is a response to it. They're going to be like, well, shucks. If it's leaking, then we want to put the footage out there. So it's the footage we want to show. They're saying they arrested the guy seven hours ago. And my most recently link is the most recent leak.

And I thought it displayed some really impressive technology for an open world RPG where this is just being generated on the fly. It's not some cut scene. It's not some call of duty like mission. moment, it's just being generated right now because you decided to have this interaction. That looks great to me. That looks like what scripted cutscenes used to look like, but it's live play. I need to see it.

I mean, this looks terrible, but it's a Reddit video that's uploaded. It's fuzzy. It's terrible. So I feel like I don't know what it looks like. The game won't be that bad. Also, what is it, 45 frames per second or something? That's what I've been seeing. best. If you're lucky, you'll get 45.

Bro. We'll see. I don't know why I've become a GTA hater. Maybe it's just because it's an RPG. It's not what you like. It's never going to be what you like. Like, like, when you played Halo, did you care about the storyline of that at all? Only a little bit. So you just don't care about the story. I couldn't care about the story.

That's the part that they punish you with between the, oh no. if I could skip it faster, I'd skip it faster. I can't. As soon as they start talking, I'm like, shut the fuck up. Quiet. Hush. I don't want to hear your horseshit. It's the worst when video game characters talk to me.

I am, maybe it's my TikTok brain. I don't actually have TikTok. But like, whatever. I can't stand the break in the action. I'm ready for the next fight. I want the story. I'm playing a movie that I get to choose

the ending to and the middle and the beginning to to some point. And I like to do it over and over and do it in different ways and watch how the characters' lives and outcomes differ based on how I work with them. And there are NPCs from games

that I have like, they're not my, I don't think of them as like friends, but I think of them as like treasured digital assets. It's good. You didn't say you thought with them as friends. It's strength like your point. I do think of my friends as

NPCs though. I'm playing an RPG and somebody and like a character dies that like didn't have to die. I'm like, fuck. All right, we got to reload. I know we're losing four hours here. But trash can't die like this. Like she was a good lady. She's been helping us from the beginning. Oh, you care

more than me. If trash can Carla has to die, so be it. I felt that way about the hamster and animal crossing, so I get it. Yeah, if you don't appreciate that, that's fine. But I like, so on the other end, there's a game like heavy rain. You might remember Wings played it forever ago. He did a play-through. It's like watching a movie.

It's like playing a movie where you occasionally say, yeah, do that or no, don't do that. And then you watch it happen. That's the far end of that spectrum that I'm not personally into. I want to be directly impactful for what's happening. but I need a deep, well-written story and, like, interestingly voiced characters that I can, like, care about. I need to care about the other, when I play Baldur's Gate, I'm like, these are my boys. Like, I love these characters. I know their backstories.

I know they're, like, their problems and their needs and their wants and, like, what, like, their traumas that we're going to solve by the end of this game. Like, that stuff matters to me and, like, resolving them all in the desired way is important. to me what he likes immediate action immediate killing immediate fighting the same reason that when i was trying to get both of you into rtsd style games with an eco shift what he would be like wait so i have to like plan for what i want to build but no no i want my guy out there with a gun immediately shooting other people and it's like there should be a civilization for that like all right all right can hear me out there's just one guy in this sieve but he's really good

And he uses this game like an A-trainer to pop everyone else in the head. And the more he kills you get, the more he levels up and becomes competitive. Let's go. I'm somewhere between both of you, because I will not sit there and listen to backstory from an oblivion NPC as they ramble on about fucking horseshit. I just don't care about. I'll get the gist and then I'll hit A and skip through it. But I also am not like Woody where I'm like, fuck all of this. I don't care about any of these characters.

Like I need to know the gist of the world, but I don't want to sit there while he's like, The deeper you go. Oh, that's interesting, dragon, boom. And it's like, all right, shut the fuck up. Like, enough. Like, you're going to fight a dragon at the end of this. Like, you know you're going to eventually fight the dragon.

But knowing why you're fighting it and that is more important. It will make the fight more impactful if you know why you're fighting it and what's at stake, especially in that game where the dragons are kind of gray. They're not evil. You know, like, when you boil it down, it's like, damn, do I really have to kill this guy? Like, he kind of seems like a neutral power. Like, he's not evil, you know?

Like, it makes those decisions to either kill them. So I listen to that part where I know Parthornax is not an evil dragon in Skyra. But I also don't need to know what he was up to for the past 2000 years. I want to know. I want to know what Parthanax has been doing. Just chilling at the top of the fucking mountain, dude. Like, that's what he's been up. If that's all he's been doing, then I'm good. But if he's been like, if he's been fucking a monk or something,

if he's gay and he likes that monk bussy, and he likes that weird haircut they got, he likes to twiddle his little claw through that little, uh, a little scoopie do on top, I want to know about that shit. Well, that's just horrible and disrespectful. To who?

The monks are dragons? The monks and the dragons. Fair. Yeah, I'm psyched for GTA. It's the biggest thing on my horizon. I'm obviously super psyched for all that Warhammer shit. the RTS is coming out this fall and then another RTS coming out sometime next year's pump for both of those.

I know me and Taylor are going to have a good Warhammer War where I will destroy you, just dominate you. Come off the console, jump back on the keyboard and just dominate without any practice. That's what's happening. That's what's not going to happen. My tactics are better, my strategy is better. I'm going to wreck you. You stink at this game.

You stunk at the last one. you're going to stink at this one, and I'm going to come in with my, like, I'm like some sort of pure bread of assassin. So if I stunk, you. No, you did not. Oh. When I play against you, hold on, when I play against you, I like dress. I bring my Ronald McDonald's squad so you can have a good time. Do you?

Do you now? Oh, absolutely. What was the one version of it? It shows up with his sword, like the hamburglers there, the whole lineup. And I give you, so you, because of what I want is for you to have a good time. so you'll play more with me. And then once you're addicted, you got,

then I got the hooks in, and then I bring the A team out. It's easy for me to get addicted. It's fun beating you. During your spawn, just eating artillery while my pikeman just poke your spawn point air, waiting on you to pop into the world.

That's what would happen. There was only one time when we were in the midst of our Total War War Warhammer playing, where Woody actually popped in and watched this play. And Jackie was there as well, another witness. and what happened? Was it that I rolled over you and then beat the other three people? Or did you roll over me? Oh, no, it was me that rolled over you. Oh, you're talking about free for all. Oh, that's cute. Oh, maybe we could talk about the time we all like pick numbers out of a hat and you won that. Oh, yeah. You're so good at picking numbers out of a hat, Taylor? It must be your big strong hands. You should talk about when we played at the, the,

the lizard king area, the lizard men area, and I just wiped you. You don't even know what they're called. I was using a worse sieve. The lizard men area. I was using ogres and he was hard trying with dark elves, which was his main sieve. And I still rolled over him like a like a tsunami on a beach. Like rolled in each other. You've lost.

You have a glory story? Can you give a glory story when you beat Taylor? Because so far he's new glory stories. Taylor plays as, here's what he does. He plays as a bad sieve, so when he loses, he can be like, well, they are pretty bad, huh? But when he wins, he can be like, ah, look what I did. And meanwhile, I'm just never really trying hard. I don't remember that part about me complaining about losing because I play the ogre king.

Because I won most of the time. You play the ogres. Yeah, I played the ogres. They were fun. And you knew, and you would bring a full stack of anti-large dark elves because you were fucking going. Hardo mode over there and I still found a way I brought my brawlers through the sides and I destroyed your ranged. If I want to beat you, first of all, dark elves are a silly choice.

What I was doing was skirmishing and having a good time. They were the most opi choice. I'm practicing my micro, just having a good time with you. Meanwhile, if I wanted to beat you, I bring the dwarves. That's with a V, not an F, just so you know. And they fuck your shit up. I bring so many slayers, so many blunderbusses. So your ability to beat me is contingent on what sieve you pick, whereas I can beat you with any of them?

You can't be. Because I used ogres, which were the weakest sieve in the entire game. They were not the weakest sieve. They were a one-sided sieve. They had like glaring strengths and glaring weaknesses. Is this age of mythology we're talking about? No, this is Total World Warhammer 3. And I think we're mostly being tongue in cheek right now.

Oh, no. I'm very serious. Oh, you're actually mad about all the times I kicked your ass? How often would you say you beat your wife? Oh, no, no. The question is, when did you stop beating your wife? Dark Alves are very powerful. They're a tier.

Extremely strong. Yes. Yeah, yeah, they're not a bad. That's why he picked Dark Elves. But it depends how you play them, right? Because I was skirmishing. But if you're just a jacked king like me, you pick whatever one you want. I wanted to talk about the, oh, fuck it, get deleted from my mind.

Hogards are eight tier two. Yeah, they're all fine. Of course they balance them over time. Whenever they first come out, they're a DLC that you have to pay for, and they make them like really fucking strong. So people want to buy them. And then they inevitably nerped them after like three to six months

so that you don't ruin the game. It's a money-making scheme. They rents and repeat every three or four times a year. Every RTS does that. That game costs $300 to play if you want all the races. It's like a trading card. Did you say? At least.

I must have to 50 in it. Might be 300 by now because we haven't played in about a year and a half or something. And I occasionally see like new commercials where they're adding new stub. Not only like whole new races and like DLCs for the original races and the already existing races. I wish you'd get into the eco planning part of RTSs. Because that's very satisfying. That like ruins my life. Like being good enough at that to have fun at it like kind of takes so much away from

the rest of my life that it ruins my life. It's one of those things. It's like I can't be casually good at an RTS. I have to be like polished and to have any fun. And that takes eight hours a day. And that ruins my life. That ruins my life. Right now my gaming

consists of like three hours of fallout with my girlfriend every night. Like I'm not even playing now. I just watch her play and like tell her what to do. Oh, she's taking over the character? We made her a character. She's not fucking, she's not playing my character. My character is my guy. didn't know that you're not playing Kyle how dare you Taylor

I'm not playing Kyle schoolish of me to bring it up Get wings back what the fuck are we doing What's he up to? He's still retired from online right? I was playing rainbow today and they're like no way you're the real Woody's Gamer tag no way you're capping you're capping do you know wings of redemption You know I know how's wings doing what's wings like? haven't been talking to him.

They all want to know about wings. I get that a bunch. Yeah, we don't know. Let's see. Yeah, everything I've heard about him. Streaming. Yeah, do you know anything, Billy? I did. Everything got kind of heavy. There was the people that push on him got

really heavy and he's like, I'm just done. You know, he was in La Cal a little bit before he left, uh, trying to make a way under like the side shows. And it was one last run and it just wasn't working. out so he backed away and walked away from everything. What do you mean?

Like, so it wasn't working out? I don't think he was getting any sort of like real money out of it. And it was only bringing negative attention to him. So he was like, he was like, man, it's not worth it. I'm going to actually retire and just not give the people a chance to, to troll him, I guess. Like the bad trolls. I think got really good at taking the mid-levels. trolls, but like the people that are doxing and sending stuff to his house and other people he

works with too. There was one night where he was on a show and he was working with new people and the show was on for maybe like a half an hour and the new people all had pizzas at their house. It found it and sent it. So he's like he had to quit immediately after that and he gave it one more try after that working with the in the network. And it just didn't pan out. It was not worth the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Fair enough. It feels like the trolls won. Not like that.

Yeah, it sucks. I thought he was getting money from those troll channels, though. Was he not? He never know what's true. He was making good money off Log Cow when he was there. And then he came back and where they were trying to find something that would work for him comfortably because the main show, when he came back to the main show, he didn't get back in the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. that he was in, the role that he was in, never quite clicked. And they came start, everybody liked working with him, but it just didn't work out.

So I think that's why he retired. He's just tired of fighting with the trolls. Yeah. I just said the trolls kind of won. And you could argue that because Wings left. Maybe that's what they were going for. But Wings also had like a 15-year career on the internet. Yeah.

Like, what did the trolls get? I can tell you what Wings got, probably a million dollars or something like that over the course of the, his YouTube career and part-time work and you live the life. What the trolls get? Satisfaction. They got them off the internet. Like, that was probably their goal, right? Who got more? Right?

He did. He did. He got more. You know, it's shucks. Wings's career might have been extended by the trolls. I thought that, and this is just me not knowing, I have thought for many years that those troll channels gave him like a percentage in order for him to allow them to post it and not flag it as like stolen content.

That's what I heard. I heard he was essentially extorting them for a part of their ad revenue. I never heard that extortion. Is that extortion at all? Well, he was saying, give it to me or I strike you. right we that they're posting a lot of things yeah

when he came to log cow live keem star wanted to get him he wanted to get boogie 298 he wanted to get uh dark side fill he want to put them on a podcast so that he could monetize the trolling and dark side field didn't want to get in but when boogie and wings got in they were making you know

a hundred thousand plus a year just doing the goofy law cow throw throw money at me instead of throw shit at me, you know? It was working. And then when everything blew up and he left the universe, I think he tried to go back to just playing games and it wasn't really worth it

because he started making that big money again. And he was like, yeah, maybe it's, maybe it's time to just retire. So that just doesn't seem like a good option for him. Fiscally. Like, there's a lot to be made, especially I don't know the, LL Cow payment structure. But if he was making that much, just being a

kind of a goober on there once a week, twice a week, whatever it was. It was every day just about. Every day. Yeah, Keem starts cracking the whip. Okay. It was a couple hours a day, you know,

every day. Maybe weekends off if he's lucky. But usually working one day a weekend. And it just, it was going really well and then when it stopped he just couldn't get back into the groove anywhere I think I don't I don't know

exactly the situation this is just what I heard through everybody and I know he had some money saved up and he was doing okay he's had other other businesses going on so maybe he's privatized his life which I think belongs to him at some

that's a win if he's just private and doing his thing I just don't know what his thing is now he's driving for Uber Right? There's all these rumors that he's like set for life and he He does DoorDash for as a hobby Get the fuck out of here He's got like expensive high gas mileage cars

Doesn't he? Like wouldn't you want like a civic or something if you were doing all that Driving not a truck? Wouldn't you drive for Uber though even if you had a little money set aside to keep money coming in? Wouldn't you keep something coming in? It could be kind of fun Like you probably meet interesting people. I have actually considered delivering stuff like that on a motorcycle.

Like it'd be a blast to just break every traffic while I'll run across the medians to get your drinks there in time. But no, I would argue that very few people who are like financially independent and don't need to work actually fucking delivered DoorDash. Yeah, they're getting shake. Yeah. It's time to work out. Better than themselves. Maybe. They don't deliver cheese burgers on a Thursday night away from their family.

but you do sometimes get the cheeseburgers that nobody picks up you go to the house wrong address that nobody answers the door you get free cheeseburgers it's a bonus i had considered the free cheeseburger bonus now that you've sweetened the deal leftover delivery cheeseburgers i'm all in uh that's there's french benefits that guy's always been a villain you know and and like enough time goes by and we forget the thing he did and you end up being like an abused housewife. Remember when we met and he was funny? Remember that cute thing he said on our anniversary? Remember that time? We went on that little trip together. It's like, yeah, remember like day in and day out when he treated you like shit and like just just did whatever he wanted to do regardless of how it affected you and made up lies about you and abused you and just like was just awful.

for no reason, like with no, no upside kind of shittiness. You know what I mean? I never got that part of him. So I only spent maybe a year. The better he's doing in life, the worse a person he is. Huh. I've thought about that. I processed this a bunch.

I don't agree. I remember when Wings was on top of the world, and he would just, like, bully people. Like, people who had smaller audiences than him, he'd be like, give it up. You don't have. it like I do you don't have that entertainment factor you know you should be that's what I'm saying that's something awful that's him on top right and then him on the bottom that wasn't a very good person either

like him on the bottom was envious and jealous and lying about people throw in stones from underneath like I don't remember the position that makes wings kind now you know he just is horrible to you and then says, well, you know, I'm an opinion maker. That's just the way I am. I say what I think. And it's like, you make shit up. You tell lies. You know, like you, he just makes shit up.

And it's very frustrating to be on the receiving end of those lies. And then you call him out on it. I remember I live stream with him. This is all like, you can find our conversation on YouTube. And he's like, well, you know, I just. I'm an opinion maker. I always say whatever I think. And it's like, but you don't know anything. You don't, you just say shit. You make it up. And he's like, yeah, maybe so. But like no apologies, no accountability. No like ever I'm sorry is just fuck you. Here's who I am. Accept me. And after 15 years, you're entitled to say, no, I don't think I will. Yeah, I don't like you. I don't like you. Right. Like I've forgiven you so many times for so many transgress. and then in return there's none there's just kindness and olive branches until eventually you're

like you know what i think i'll just cut this string this isn't good for me yeah absolutely yeah he's just i mean he's always been the villain in every interaction he's he's he's always been the guy who's just like created the problem um i think the wall count we've never we've never given him really a hard time about any of like the bad thing we just let it slide like even when that stuff with kelly where it's like, did he just body slam his wife? We didn't give him a hard time about that. Can you imagine if you body slammed your wife? But he was trying to get to Keemstar when he did it.

Okay. That's why Woody forgave. You got to push through that. I never, I never got the villain side of wings, but I think it's because everybody I was around, like it's law cow. They're all acting like villains.

They're all out of their fucking minds. So maybe I just didn't, I didn't think it was weird or anything. He was always like, he's a nice guy. He can be nice. Like, he can be fine.

He can be, he can be even charming at times. But, you know, at the heart of it, he's not a very nice person. And he's never treated us very nicely, despite like years of,

like, just being his buddy, you know, when I was going through something, when I was going through something in the Law Cowell universe, and he wasn't even around the universe. It's like he gave me a call just to check in on me and stuff. And I'm like, my guys, that's a nice guy thing to do.

I hadn't talked to him for a long time. He's just, hey, man, I've kind of been through this. Hope you're doing all right. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, thank you. When's the last time he called you, Woody? He texts me, but it's been a little while now, like a couple of months. I can find it. It won't take too long.

Yeah, I don't know. I just, Woody has said it a few times. and it stuck with me the first time he said it about being like a beaten dog where you just forgive someone over and over and over and eventually it's not even about what they did it's about how you're going to like either allow that to stay in your life someone who just wrongs you over and over and I've never been into like attacking him as much as just like let's just get away from that person like if he's going to like tell these lies about us and just be negative for no reason like just get away from this person

like you can't deal with that he would just make nonsense up and just come just all the time i must have scroll past it i don't see it but it's probably on that dancing competition and donated all the money to charity which is like a very nice thing to do you would have seen me win a dance contest and donate the money to charity i promise you that would have went straight into the close i kept the dancing money i paid off my house it was the um king of the king of the web that i donated by bad yeah that was that one i remember i remember i remember i remember Yeah. And Wings was like, yeah, what didn't really give that money to charity? He kept that money. And it's like, he made that up. Dude, I put the check in an envelope and mailed it on video. You know? And it irritated me. And he didn't just tell the world he told Holiday Doc, or Doc Holiday. I think a Holiday Doc was his name. And then that guy made a video about it. And I'm like, where are you getting this bullshit? And he's like, I know for a fact. And I'm like, what? No, it's not true.

You don't know for a fact. He's like, wings told me. It's like, motherfucker just made that out of, I don't know what his motivation was. He was jealous that you won a dancing competition. Just a whole cloth line. He's jealous that you went and won a dancing competition. And I'm sure he was jealous that we all rallied around you and helped. And like, I'm sure you wanted on your own, but we all rallied around you and like helped you get votes.

You know, like, I'm sure you hated that too. King of the Web, some sort of popularity contest. That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah, and I just don't know why he did the things he did. Woody was way more popular than Tay Zandai. Yeah, and Seenhanters, I guess. And Seenaders, yeah, he didn't try hard enough.

Seenander's too much of a communist to try hard to win that thing like we did. I remember being on vacation. I was like working in Dallas and didn't have my laptop. And I was like, I got to make Woody a video real quick. I got to go buy a laptop. And I'm on there like, Will this game of the tag? He's best. dancer in all America.

You must vote for he dance for stars. Yeah, your video probably helpful. I know I mentioned a bunch of times in my old videos where I was like, you're gay if you don't vote for Woody. I live streamed every day

and I would pull good numbers live streaming you know, thousands of people. And it's like, don't forget, you can all vote five times a day. And they were I get like five votes from everybody, a thousand to votes. They made a big mistake by not having judges judge the dancing competition. They made it a popularity contest.

They changed the format after I won. Was it like 99 cents per vote though? I was about to start dancing. I liked the video of you dancing because I could tell how much you were like locked in. I could see you almost, you were like almost mouthing like one. two

four and then starting the next routine and I was like this guy deserves it not whoever the fuck how funny it would have been

if would he refuse to dance but still one he just went out there crossed his arms and nodded wow like a pretty girl that's a B-boy stance that's a B-boy stance

that's a dance move it counts yeah you just go out there like this and the girl just like dances around you and you just kind of nod like yeah

I'm sick. My gimmick is we get the girl to do a strip tease. I win hands down. You're just sitting there with one. Your dance park was hot. She was. She was. Yeah,

she was Katie Perry's lead choreographer, dancer or something like that. She was a big deal. She was on. Who's the werewolf in that vampire show? Which vampire show? Taylor Lautner? Taylor Lawner.

Yeah, it was his girlfriend. Twilight, yeah. Oh, Twilight. Oh, Twilight. True Blood was Yeah, Twilight.

Joe Manginello was the true blood werewolf. Did I say? Was the character's name. Al Cid. Yeah. Yeah. The true blood was great.

I got to run, guys. I was only available until now. Thank you for having me tonight. I loved coming back. Thanks for coming. Where can we find you? At Billy the Fridge on all the platforms. Spotify, iTunes, if you want the music.

I'm over in the Alcow Network again. I like Billy the Fridge. I like Kingpin. like I had to do something. I was a young kid, and I was like, I wanted to be a pro wrestler, you know. I wanted to do everything else. I tried. I gave it a run.

And then I got into music. And the music was just easier to produce in Seattle than wrestling. So we ran with it. Well, thanks so much for coming on. I thank you for having me. It was always, always a great time. Two times now. And it's been fun.

Appreciate you. Yeah. Well, do it again. Take care, man. Awesome. See you later. He's still here. Get rid of him

Whatie? Have you seen some of these AI menus? No, menus? Yeah. Little individual

companies are using AI for their food menus now and show this, Zach. Show what their fucking shrimp pasta dish

looks like because it's clearly AI and And it's horrific. It's just, it's not what you want. What's wrong with me? I don't see the problem with the top one.

The reply? Oh my. The breakfast burrito? That one, right? Like, that's a shrimp dish. Oh. But it's just a circle. It's just a fucking.

That's what shrimp looked like. That's not as old. Welded together. That's not at all what shrimp look like. And they made this part of their like placard that was outside of their like main. like main store showing their principal offerings. Horrific. Can you show the breakfast burritos at?

Can you find it? For me, it was the top reply. Oh, here, I think I know how to direct link. Fuck, I'm not even logged into Twitter.

Does he, that's it. That's what I was looking for. Oh, my Lord. That is, I don't know what that's intended to be. It looks like a place that bugs breed.

Is that supposed to be cheese? I guess. Spreading between the, that's horrible. That's like a wasps nest. Yeah, 1350 for larva. And someone made that. Someone was like good enough. Yes, almost like nailed it.

That's horrible. That even Kyle pretends to have that made up phobia, tripophobia or whatever where like people are mad about holes and things. Oh, really? I know he has lasophobia, the one where you're afraid of deep water. well I'm not a fan of deep water either but that one where it's it's holes gets a lot of people

but either way two thumbs down I think I think everyone has lasophobia in the same way that everyone's afraid of heights like it's a natural instinct I just like the fright yeah yeah there's no way to be

totally chill with heights just like there's no way to be totally chill with depths because we are human beings and we're not meant to be an either of those places. Like, you will have a sense of, I guess, urgency, panic. Mm-hmm. How I read put it.

I don't think I've ever swam in really, really deep water, like hundreds of feet deep. Oh, really? Yeah. I've swam out far to where you can't see land anymore. But I don't think it's that deep. I bet it's like 30, 40 feet deep there. And since getting pretty deep, 40 feet? Yeah.

I mean, actually, there's whale watching there. So maybe it's deeper, but it can't be like 700, not if you're swimming distance from land. No, you're right. Yeah. I mean, well, what kind of whales are being watched there? Are they like those little shitty coastal whales or the big boys? I don't know. Because there's like beluga and then there's like sperm, blue, the big whales.

humpbacks. Oh, okay. Those are actually pretty big. He asked what kind of of what, okay. We went through a series of topics, but we got into Lasophobia and I was like, I've never swam in really deep water. But then I was like,

actually they're whale watching tours as shallow as I was. And I don't know how shallow humpbacks get to, but yeah. Really shallow. I've seen them swim around docks before, like boat slips. Oh yeah. I've seen them from the standing on the land. So they can't be that. They must be fine with shallow water.

Especially smaller or medium size ones. Yeah, I've seen them around boat slips before. I remember thinking that Ocean City didn't have any interesting wildlife, right? Because there's no deer in the whole city, I assume. Just some like frogs and turtles and shit like that. It's like, you know, you got to include the water. We got whales. We got dolphins. We got porpoises. We got tuna. Like, we have interesting wildlife.

It's just off the... Did your high school have any championship level? level teams like were you like competitive at states and stuff at anything yeah girls cross country was amazing and that was a bit like they had gone 18 years without losing or maybe it was without losing at home but they did this thing where they drag all the other teams through the soft sand which only our girls knew how to run in they just fucking smoke them in the soft sand gliding across while everyone else they recruit like did was there because i think our coach was very good I was watching a video about that earlier today,

and it was about some Texas coach who got hired at a high school there that had gone like three and, I think they played 10 games a year, but I could be wrong. He'd gone like three and seven the year before the team had, and he immediately started recruiting. Like, they're going to the neighboring counties and recruiting, like it's college,

and they're giving free tuition, and they're paying for housing for the families, like a thousand a month housing for your family, like stuff like that, to come play high school ball, at what's a very nice school. You know what I mean? Like football, this was.

Football, okay. Yeah. Yeah. We, I don't think they recruited like that. That's interesting when that happens. And that Shane Gillis said one throwaway joke, which was, now that everyone can play players, the SEC is not as competitive as it once was or not as dominant, I should say, as it once was. And I'm like, is he, is that why?

Is that why? Like, the SEC is not winning anymore? He's biased because he is a Notre Dame fan who has a, like, they pick their schedule every year. I don't give, the biggest Notre Dame fan can tell me I'm wrong. You pick your schedule every year and you're going to pretend you're on the same tier as fucking Georgia or Alabama. They're not in a conference. These big schools that have to play like world beaters every year. No, it's not.

They'll be like, hey, we're going to. play uh we're gonna play uh we're gonna play uh we're gonna play uh uh you know and it's just the football state it's just the football department they're in conference for basketball yeah it's just football like Notre Dame he's a big biased guy in favor of it but it's like right right that's retarded you just get to make your own schedule do you not realize what sort of like prissy pants pampered sort of thing that is for any sort of football theme Do you think Missou this year, Kyle, would do better or worse if they were given full freedom to pick their schedule? You could, I don't know what Missou's team is like this year, but the team from two years ago probably could have done like what some of those weird, like, Hawaii's do if they could pick their schedule and probably could have gotten a 10-win season if they could pick their opponents.

Like the way that Notre Dame does. Notre Dame has hard games every year. It's not like they don't have some strength of schedule, but it's still not quite fair what they do. I don't think that the whole SEC was paying all those years. You had the SEC, like Tennessee won some, LSU won some, Georgia won a couple, and Alabama won off a fucking slew of them.

It was scattered around the SEC there for like 15 or 20 years or something like that. I was expecting Taylor to be wrong, but I was. I was like, okay, sure, they picked their own schedule, but you have to play good teams to be competitive for making the playoffs. You can't just choose, you know, Elon 12 times, beat them up or whatever. But their strength of schedule was 52nd hardest, which is a little weak for a team like Notre Dame. What was Georgia's?

Yeah. Stand by. It's probably pretty high because they had to beat Missouri. 17. Yeah. Looking forward. Georgia football is one of the things I'm most excited. for every year. Very excited.

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with the Alberta Eye Gaming Corporation. Standard message and data rates may apply. Yes, November 14th versus Missouri. In Athens. Okay, that's not great. But, Missouri is also a team. that in over the past decade, they are a team, they are a team. They are a team.

They play together, yes. Georgia will like beat the tar out of Ole Miss, Florida, Auburn, whoever. And then somehow, Missouri always makes it a game. They always do. They lose with Ireland. Year after year after year. You know, they only win on rare occasion, but they do. I don't remember the winning.

Have they won any? It's been like seven. years since they've beat George Seven's not as bad as it could be Yeah, it's been a minute But Missouri is going to give you Give you what fur

It has been 13 years Ah Since we beat you Yes Whatever happened to the thicker kicker Did he make the NFL Playing pro ball? I think he's yeah I think he's playing pro now

Is he not? Yeah I hope that's true. I remember. He might have played with two Cs. Harrison Mevitz. Yeah. He plays for the L.A. Rams.

That's right. We had the Korean kicker. Does he still play for the Rams? It says is an American professional football place kicker for the L.A. Rams. So I assume so. That's on his Wikipedia. he played college football for the Missouri Tigers and began in his professional career when he was signed by the Carolina Panthers as but can we interrupt you on March 2nd the Rams announced they were tendering him an exclusive rights free agent so I guess he uh got signed by the Rams in March

cool good for him good for him having a big fat guy is a kicker that rocks I think it does Falcons more than any team in the world. You know, they got Tua as their quarterback now. They picked up that fucker from Florida. See that guy who gets like hit and like starts casting spells. Yeah, we literally got that guy who has, what's it called? The fencing. Fencing response.

Response, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fuck him. He was the Alabama quarterback and then he played for me for the dolphins, piece of shit. Now the Falcons picked him up. Is he a bad guy? Is there a reason to hate him of?

than the fact that he plays for the teams you don't like. That's enough. Okay, okay. I just wanted to know if he, like, bought dogs in his spare time or something. He could be a wonderful man for all I know. A treasured member of his community, a father, a son, a deacon in the church.

Spends all his free time visiting burn victims at the hospital. I think you're, like, maybe the funniest type of Georgia fan because you came up exactly when Team Tebow was butt-fucking you got. and so now you still have this tremendous hatred for Florida even when they're completely inept where you're like fuck Florida

we need we don't put fucking 40 up on them the Florida Georgia so the Florida Georgia rivalry is unique in all of football as far as I know we play it at a neutral ground because the rivalry is so uh as such we don't play at either team's home stadium we meet in the middle we people here take it kind of seriously like people damage people's cars and like assault people at the games that sort of thing sick like like throwing liquor bottles out in the parking lot and shit like that's pretty cool you sound in a little

philadelphian right now but carry on yeah we're good fans yeah yeah it's high intensity down here respect you know and we have some serious rivalries like we hate Alabama so much we hate florida so much Tennessee I think of as like inbred fucking losers with their bullshit song Dolly Parton on the field where the horridors Fuck off I hate your song

I hate your song Tennessee Do you know it? No I won't sing it here Something about mountain tops I'll not utter the black language Of Mordor here Is it something like Tennessee

Mountain Top something something something Oh mountain top Mountain Top Tennessee Yeah, yeah. Fuck y'all. At least L.G's got a cool song. Fuck y'all.

Hellvilly pieces of shit. And then Alabama, you know, whenever Shane Gillis called Nick Saban Alabama Jones, because he was wearing that fucking hat, that was one of the funniest off-the-cuff things I'd ever seen someone do to another guy who was not, like, equipped for it. Nick Sabin does not,

that'd be like Mike Tyson just hitting it. Like Shane Gillis going after him with that with that rip live on air. Like he had he just had to sit there and be like, you're whatever Alabama Jones. You're a Notre Dame dickhead. I know you are, but what am I? Nailed it. It would be easier for Shane Gillis to poke fun if he weren't a Notre Dame fan.

For sure. Like if he wasn't a fan of the most Molly Culley, coddled, kid-gloved franchise in the entire country, it would be different. I feel like everybody sucks off Texas, too. I feel like everybody sucks off Texas. Texas has to play real themes. Oh, that's undeniable. Yeah, yeah.

Like, that's just the way it is. Like, there's a bunch of Longhorns fans that are dickheads, but they have to play real themes. Fucking, uh, yeah. Horns down. Horns down. But, but fucking, uh, Notre Dame.

Notre Dame, they get to just pick. I'm not as a big enough college football fan to say what I should because I don't have the requisite knowledge, but it's just pathetic to have a team that picks their own opponents every year and then can't get it done. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine if Georgia could pick their own opponents every year and then they couldn't get it done? What's funny is Notre Dame picks NC State like all the time. And Taylor's like the most molly coddled, easy schedule, a bunch of chubs. I think they play women's teams. I'm over here the whole time being like, we get kind of a rivalry going on here.

Well, I mean, there's, I mean, there, I, what do you? I hate to say, there's a reason they're picking NC State because they're not a very good football team. Sometimes we lose with honor, okay? go out on your shield. I know what losing with honor is like. We lose with honor against Georgia and Alabama every fucking year. Every year the Missouri like

primetime people on the radio are like, you know, it was 34 to 37 versus Alabama. That's a pretty good one. Or it was 27 to 30 against Georgia. That's pretty good. It shows we're on the up. And it's like, can we ever just win against these teams, please?

Just once. Because we have the better jerseys. We have the better swag. Better jerseys. Yeah, your jerseys are gay. Just don't even say anything. Like the better jerseys? That's so telling that that's the first thing on your list to tout about your team.

Man, our jerseys are sick. What about your coaching staff? What about the alumni? It's almost like a real football fan. We have the better jerseys. We get more snow. I mean, we got a lot of things going for us over here. We got a lot of things.

Yeah. Our jersey's rock. We've got an average elevation. Undeniable. Look, you're just seeing things that you are. We've got the standard roster size. We were able to fill it. Not short-handed this year like last time.

That was rough. This is bigotry. You can't even recruit enough players to come like field the field. Mizzou's fine with that Because all the players seem to like I mean they like SEC schools And then we have that weirdo drinkwits Running the team who

Actually weirdos mean because he's actually done a really great job For like four or five years Yeah you guys have overperformed I look forward to watching you all play I usually watch a few Mizzou games too Or just SEC games in general So I'm pretty psyched for it I like the you know

Whenever the fall comes we get like this These are my favorite sports months for sure when we get NFL and college football going but also like I like MLB playoffs especially this year with any rule changes I'm definitely going to watch the playoffs in baseball the the way missou was when I went there because after my freshman year we switched to SEC like the on the ground opinion of like missu students was like oh my god we have to play like Alabama and Georgia now. We're about to get exposed, brothers.

Like we're, like, we were big fish in the Big Ten or Big 12 or whatever Ponds, where we were playing Nebraska and Michigan and Ohio State. Like, now we have to play fucking Alabama in Georgia. It's going to be brutal. Like, we're going to get

manhandled by these teams. I don't think he's been blown out. Yeah, well, I mean, like, you haven't had one of those embarrassing blowouts that I can remember. One of those, like 56 to 3 shillackings that oh no missus always been if you watch Alabama Alabama will beat somebody this year by 30 you know what I mean

like it happens every year and Georgia probably too like they every now and then we'll play somebody so that I'm like we definitely paid that school $2 million to come take this ass whooping and we'll lay 60 on them or something like that it's pretty crazy that is a weird thing about a sport that's taken so seriously as college football that that's a component of it. In the end, it seems like we've got the best teams playing the best teams

in a playoff structure that works fairly well. I think they're adding even more teams this year. But the beginning, middle, and the regular season, it's a flawed formula when you've got not just Notre Dame picking their own schedule, but the fact that Georgia plays some of the, you know, you pay a team a million and a half dollars just to come here and take this asswoping. It's a program that's leagues. behind yours.

You win 95% of the time when you play a team like that. Why? When's the last time there was a huge upset with one of those paid teams from like a big boy? We're like Michigan or Georgia or really any SEC team pays to have someone play them and they fuck up. I don't know. I remember Appalachian State beat Michigan back in 2000.

I remember I wasn't on that team. Really? It was a big, I remember it happening. At the time I was super into ESPN. I was probably watching like four hours of ESPN a day. I was like, I watched all of those. So you were watching the same hour four times? No, in the afternoons, they do the shows.

Do you remember like part in the interruption? They'd have those sports journalists do like little game shows and stuff. I watched all of those. And then I'd go back and forth between sports. and ESPN, like covering all the major sports and memorizing data autistically. But I remember when that happened, it was a major story that they, that they'd beaten them. It was a big deal. Remember I mentioned my friend every once in a while, the older guy who like turned 60 and was

like a, he's like the youngest 60 year old in the world and the fastest 60 year old cyclist, like those two things combined. Okay. His son beat Michigan. Nice. Oh, he was a winning team. Appalachian State. Yeah.

His dad was a professional player, but his son didn't make the pro. The cyclist was played pro football back in the day. The son played absente. What makes that win even more like impressive and it must have been such an environment. They played at Michigan's field. I think it's called the Big House. 100,000 people in attendance. 100,000 plus standing room only watching Michigan take the L against what's essentially a double A type school.

Like that was a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, Abstate was always better than they're supposed to be. Like, they'd punch above their weight from time to time. I just don't like the ranking stuff in football, or college football, rather, where they'll be like, oh, you know what? James Madison University really beat the tar out of St. Mary's School for the Deaf. We really need to take that into account and make them rank 23. and every once in a while

that 23 will push Mazoo out and I'll be like if Mazoo played James Madison it would be a complete butt fucking because even though we're not we're a mid-tier SEC school which means we still have better players

than a fucking who gives a shit school. That's just how it goes. Yeah it seems like they've got their like pros and minor leagues mixed together. they're in college sports and it doesn't make a lot of sense. Like, it feels sometimes like the Braves are playing against the Alabama Mudcats. And it's like, it doesn't really seem fair.

The Mudcats bat boy is batting forth. Like, he's got a hustle and get that equipment back, you know? Did you make that up? Mudcats? Is that a real minor league team? Oh, I'm almost positive that that's a team. Yeah. That's a minor league team.

I'm almost positive. I can't think of all the names. them. I used to watch the, who were we watching? It was some sort of of AA or AAA ball that we would watch in Florida when we were down there sometimes. I don't even remember the team's name, but I always like that stuff.

Have you ever been to a spring training game or anything like that? No, I've only been to the Derm Bulls games. A few times. The Derm Bulls it's like they probably play the Budcats, but they're... Who was the movie with them? That's the one with Kevin Costner.

That's... Yes. Bull Durham. It's called Bull Durham. It's funny that took a long time to come up with. What's called Bull Durham? For Bull Durham. What was getting neat? Suscar used to buy tickets for people. What's that movie with a guy? He's a gangster and he's got a scar on his face.

A big scar on his face. What's he called? Is that the minor league team where you're at? Yeah, yeah. They're in Durham, which is like a city. away. I'm called 30 minutes. Well, you shouldn't need to

look that far for champions when you have the Carolina hurricanes. Nah, we don't. We got one right here.

And the Sixers have two or three Hall of Famers in their starting five this year. If we can stay healthy. What are your

predictions? Because I'm actually interested in this. There will be not a stronger team of fans in street clothes dealing

with injuries than the Philadelphia 70s. sixers. That's how it's going to go. We don't have a Hall of Fame audience. That aside, how do you think they're going to gel when they're actually all healthy? Because LeBron's going to have the ball.

Like, when they're on offense, LeBron's going to be running the show, right? Like, it's not going to be the guy that you, I don't know your guy right now who's, who's like running the show. And Bede, yeah. So, um, or, well, Joel and Bede's probably our best player, but he gets hurt so much. The Tyrese maxi, yeah, has, uh, it's kind of been our best player all. star all-M-A, very good guy. And we just brought in Jalen Brown, who was the top guy from the Celtics last year.

We have like four people who are normally leading their team. And there's only one ball. So that's a big question. I think LeBron will distribute the ball really well. I think he's more than happy to make someone else the leading score energy guy. And he, but I think you don't worry about too many cooks in the kitchen. I worry a little, but I don't think LeBron will be the first. problem. I think it's Jalen Brown

and B. and Tyrese Maxie all trying to be the guy scoring the most. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think that around the issue. I would think the issue would be who's going to be running the offense. When we get to the other end of the court, who's going to be distributing the ball and being like, no, no,

over here, screen that guy. And who's going to be the one who's running the offense? And it's going to be LeBron. And I feel like you've already got a guy who does that, who's not happy that it's now going to be LeBron. And he's going to be relegated to some other facet of basketball that I'm not

Are you sure? Isn't LeBron a forward like you want a guard running the thing, right? He plays every position and he has played point guard before. I think he'll be the one distributing the ball and I think he'll be happy to pass it. Everyone's saying all the

right things that they're like putting their ego aside and ready to win games. We'll see. It's easy to put your ego aside in the offseason. I heard a good staff. today tangentially related Caitlin Clark has more 30.10 rebound

games than the rest of the WNBA combined. Yeah. She's already the goat of WNBA. I saw that infographic. Yeah, she's kind of a queen. Big shout out. She's doing great. I like her too. I think that particular stat is a little

cherry picked. You know, 30 game 10 rebound. Like, look, that's a strong game, but my problem is she's not acknowledged as the goat by the other players like she should be. They rated her the 11th best point guard in the league. The fuck are you talking about? She's the best point guard in her league. I think she's point out.

And the best player in the game. Yeah, but that's just silly. Like they don't like her clearly because she's white. Like there's that. You got to look at the skill. Like, oh, and she likes Dick and she's white. Not a great place to be in the. WNBA.

In this economy? Woo! Yeah. I mean, I was reading about it today. They're like, oh, you know, if you just call a spade of speed. I saw the WNBA made a big, like, promotional magazine for like their 50th anniversary or some shit. And they left her off of it.

They had a, like, it was a litany of players all on there. And Clark was not present. And it was like, but this is a deliberate thing. Like she's clearly the goat seemingly so far. She could be a temporary goat, just kind of like how rousey was where everybody was hardcore. Maybe someone comes up and does better than her. But until then, like, don't disrespect. It's ridiculous.

I got something fun here. All right. So you know the old riddle. It goes like this. A man and his son are dry. driving in a car, they have a car accident, and the man is killed. The son has to be rushed to the hospital immediately. The surgeon looks at the boy, says, I can't operate on this boy. He's my son. How is this possible? You know the answer, Woody? I do. Of course. Go ahead. It's his mom.

The surgeon is his mom. Because of sex is ideals. Most people don't imagine a surgeon when you tell them, it's a surgeon as a woman or even potentially as a woman. They just go ahead and picture a man, and so it doesn't gel. I heard that you could torture chat GPT or any language. You know what would be funny? Is if you outwoke that where you're like, that's clearly his other dad. And you've spoiled the story. Oh, no. That's what happens with chat GPT? That's what Chat GPD does. No way. Instead of chat GPT, assuming that a woman could be a surgeon, it's so woke, it immediately

says, well, the boy has two fathers, of course. I had heard that, yes, it did exactly that. Because it wasn't supposed to do that. What I had heard it would do was you could reverse it. And because of the way language models learn, it's not actually thinking. It's copy pasting from learned behavior. So you can say to a chat GPT, what I was told you could say was a woman is driving with her son. They have a car accident and she's killed.

The son is badly injured and must be rushed to the emergency room for surgery. The surgeon says, I can't operate on this boy. He's my son. How is this possible? And the language model will not do the opposite. It won't say, well, the surgeon is the boy's father. It just knows that it has seen this joke or this riddle a million times and it's always been the other way. So it just says, oh, well, it's because the surgeon is

the boy's mother. Even though you just told it, the mother died in the car accident. Like, the way it learns, the way it actually works, is it just copy pasting from that, we've had, we've seen this a million times. The answer is always that. And you've tweaked it a little and it doesn't catch it because it's not really alive. It's not artificial intelligence. It's a copy pasting aggregator. But I tried it and it's so goddamn woke that it. It's so goddamn woke that it, it said the boys' dads are gay. He's got two dads. That's crazy.

This is so sexist that you jump to two gay men rather than even being the wildest dreams. It could never be a woman. Just working off data. Actually, there's probably more gay men surgeons than there are women surgeons.

Do you think? Is that crazy? I may be way on. There's no way to know. What percentage of men are gay? What percentage of women are surgeons? I just think that maybe that number is so small. And then like, like, yeah. Yeah, there aren't a lot of female surgeons.

Yeah. I think that's mostly a guy thing because they like how things work. Let's see. I don't know. It's three to one. But that's still not going to get you there. Male to female surgeons. Yeah, that still wouldn't get you to the gays.

No. Definitely not. It'd have to be a very gay area. Maybe in San Francisco, the gays beat up. women. Yeah, maybe like a maybe like a San Jose, a San Francisco. Is that a gay place too? Is it all the same?

It's a safe bet. Yeah, it's pretty gay. Not there's anything wrong with that. No, of course not. No. You just be gay as hell and San Jose. Congrats. Oh, I tested it and it just got it right. The surgeon is the boy's mother. The surgeon is the boy's father.

boring maybe it learned did you use chat GPT yeah weird yeah it was gay dudes for me maybe they

got embarrassed and fixed it hard coded answers I mean nobody the the video I saw thought it would you know do the other thing where it just would give you the standard answer even though you'd reverse to the mother and the father

but when I tested it literally did the gay thing did you say it or type it I set I transcribed it with voice which is kind of both I wonder if I used a browser and typed it in I wonder if that changes the response you get do you pay because I don't pay anymore yeah okay same version then I never have sometimes I think about it I've been sending it pictures a lot lately not having it make pictures everyone assumes that I'll be like hey what is this and I run out of pictures almost every day I usually I I I usually I I I usually send it pictures of my dogs and tell it to make like Terminator versions of them with like one glowing eye. And then make my girlfriend laugh on the couch. And I run out of pictures doing that. What I've also done is anytime I see a weird bug in my house or my yard, I take a picture of it and hashtag GPT what it is. And like, I'm sure we all know like 10 bucks or something.

Like if you want your yard, you're like, ah, the grasshopper. And it's like, well, I think there's probably a thousand types of grasshopper. Were you taking pictures of a house centipede? being like, is this a problem? No, it was like a little green beetle that was sort of like had an iridescent shell and it was very long and not very wide. That's odd. Yeah, it had a really pretty green shell and it was long and thin.

And it was like, this is the eastern pumpkin weevil. If you have pumpkins, watch out. And I'm like, I don't. We're all good. And he's like, otherwise, it's perfectly harmless. And I'm like, wow, you live with me now, pumpkin weevil. I gave him a little scritch and left him on a bathroom sink.

He's in there now. The bathroom sink. He's in there looking for pumpkins right now. That's a little too intimate. I would probably have killed that. Oh, no. That was his girlfriend's bathroom. It's fine.

She can live there. That's the guest sink. She's fine with that. No, I've kind of turned into a pussy. I don't like killing bugs anymore. Like, I kind of feel bad if I kill a bug for some reason. I really do. the team sissy i've been on it this whole time you guys i know you help bugs out of the pool right

like you see a bug or a frog or something do you help them out of the pool i do i do yeah jacky gets mad she's like why are you saving the spiders i'm like they they killed the cockroaches i feel bad for them for kill i i was the fucking terminator as a kid dude i would fucking shoot anything that moved i killed so many birds and deer and fucking rabbits and just coyotes i took out an entire colonies of coyotes single-handedly. Generations of them fell beneath my rifle and my boot heel. I saw a grangetist killing a hummingbird online, not in real life today. Would you have intervened?

Yeah. You would save the hummingbird. Yeah, birds are birds over insects every time. There's a pet peeve order for my like sympathies. Like I saw a hawk eating a chicken alive one time and we kicked it off. We like ran up and like kicked the fucking hawk. I love the hawk. But like, I remember my dad was like, we don't eat people alive around here.

It was the chicken too hurt to survive or would you save it in time? He was like pretty eaten away. I don't, I don't remember, but I kind of have a vague memory of him living and healing up more or less. But the thing was eating him alive. It was like holding him down and like getting a mouthful of his back meat and eating it and like kind of looking around. And we like ran over, kicked his ass and. like flew away and looked at us like, I thought we were cool. And it's like, come on, dude.

This is so funny, but I'm saying, we don't eat people live around here. That's where I draw the line, God damn it. We would get those coyote calls and we'd go out like 10 p.m. at night and get in the truck and park it up on a hill. And we'd be in the back of the truck kind of standing or sitting on the toolbox, elevated. And with like a bolt action rifle and a. and a scope and we'd turn that caller on. It would sound like a wounded rabbit,

which is a horrible sound. If you go on YouTube and search Wounded Rabbit or Coyote rabbit call, the rabbits is like, scream. Yeah. And we're all, my dad was like,

God, sometimes I hate to even play this tape out here late at night. It sounds like somebody's raping a woman or something. Like it sounds like something awfuls happen out here. But the coyotes come running when they, hear it. You'd spot them with a little flashlight. Then you'd hit them with the mega watt fucking thousand candle watt

beamer and just illuminate him. And then me and my dad would take turns going back and forth like one of us on the light, one of us on the rifle. And all you can see are their eyes. So you just name right between their eyes and the dark. We have so many coyote here. They're all over. I didn't realize how many there were. I just recently bought a really

powerful flashlight. And my previous dogs really preferred the area right outside the kitchen. My current dogs roam the entire electric fence. They're just zipping around. And I use this flashlight in the dark that's more powerful than you might guess

to find them. And there are so many eyes often like the woods at the edge of our yard that I didn't know we're there. They're coyotes. You just killed. No reason not to. They kind of stuff. Sometimes there's deer too. We have a crabapple tree in the backyard and that just brings all the

boys to the yard. Yeah. Yeah, coyotes are varmets, I think. So They fall into a sort of a different hunting class. You can, I don't remember there being a limit. And obviously, like, the ability to use callers and flashlights to illuminate them at night and hunt them at night is all like no-noes for things like theater and any other game species. But for coyote, fine.

That one time we went shooting, Wings of Redemption was there, actually. And I saw tracers in the way they ricochade has had a lasting impact on my opinion of shooting around people. And I don't have a lot of neighbors, but I don't know that I have like the kind of density that lets you just shoot in your backyard. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, there's, I was going to say there's some ammo types you could use if you really wanted to do it that could make it safe, but you probably don't even really want to do it that much. It's fun though. But would those neighbors be hearing it and calling? I don't think a single gunshot would raise much attention in my area.

There's woods and stuff that people hunt in. I'd shoot a suppressed 300 blackout with some frangible ammo and just nuke them out there one after another and they'd sit there and take it. Just pill after pill. Isn't that still pretty loud? 300 blackout?

I could shoot a 300 blackout right here in this room and the other people in my house wouldn't know it. What? Why? Isn't it? It's super silent. It goes, no, it's not. It goes, it's about this loud.

Pop. That's about it. It may be not even that loud. It's nothing. It sounds like a fart. I don't think you should have a gun. I think he should have as many guns as he pleases. And I saw something being legislated to allow former felons to get their gun rights back, Kyle.

That would be pretty sick. Yeah, that'd be good. We get you stacked up again. Rit up. Blackout is 30 caliber shortcase. subsonic most for the most part it's a fat slow bullet coming out of an AR 15 platform ideally you know you just go ahead and get a semi-automatic so you can use the standard AR magazines and with a suppressor it's so so quiet and it cycles fine semi-automatic it's

thunk thunk thunk thunk very very quiet your neighbors have no idea it's really good for things like that like it's short because it's subsonic it's got bad trajectory you can imagine bad ballistics um so it's mostly utilized like 100 meters 150 maybe I wouldn't really want to shoot subsonic to 200 plus or anything when my great Danes

were small I worried about the coyotes and what could happen but now my dogs rule this yard you know they they see a dozen deer and they're like let me at them they're the tree that grows the balls and they're taking my balls I want to go

and I'm just like Sam the dogs just start galloping after the deer high tailing it out there. Yeah, your dogs would not struggle with coyotes. Coyotes are smaller than you might think. I don't know how big you think of coyote is, though, I suppose. I see them all the time, though. I know they're probably when you get up close to them, though, they're like,

they're scraggling. You can pick one up at one hand, you know, you, they're not, they're not that most, most, for the most part. A lot of them are lightweight little annoying fuckers. But when a calf is newborn, they'll like eat them alive. They'll, you know, they'll swarm them and get them. So we would struggle. my dogs with one arm.

Oh, I know I would. Your dogs are fucking colossuses. Those dogs are so big, dude. I tell people all the time, look for my buddy to, look at this. I know, I know. Can you imagine the farts? They're like, God. We have so many scented candles in this house.

That's how we handle it. Just for the dog farts? Yes. We have so many scented candles. In the triple wick. My doodle will. and it's like, God damn it. What is happening?

The whole room smells like dog shit. We got to get up and like open a window and like turn a fan on. And then he looks at you like, I'm sorry, boss. No, he does no idea. He went to hop on the couch the other day and went poop, like farted. And it scared him. He had no idea what that sound was. He like turned around, like tried to see what had like booped at him.

It's your asshole. It's your asshole. You farted. I don't know nothing about that ball. He's totally baffled by his own fart. I don't even notice. They don't move. They don't lift an eyebrow.

They just let it rip. And then it's like Kyle said all dog farts smell the same. Not in my house. No, no, no. Some smell like dog poop. Like Kyle mentioned, some smell fishy. Some, it's like, what did you eat? Did you get a plate or something?

This is horrendous. my dogs will get into stuff my girlfriend got these cod treats it's like dried cod treats it's fish it's whole chunks of dried cod and when they get caught is a fish Taylor thanks yeah not everybody knows what a cod is that's fair that's fair that's you know you know I'm trying to educate the masses

over here Taylor I'm mass communicating all right I'm not one in the time in it here not price glad Oh, you and I heard You got somewhere to be No, tell me all about How caught is a fish You know what? Well, it is

It is a fish True I'm not sending you those crocs now I'm not going to buy crocs I already have crocs You're not getting them now You've got crocs I've had them for years

Why did you like jump into cross conversation last night and like because I told you guys that they're not the most comfortable long term shoes. I'm wearing them right now. comfy as hell. It's a little gummy. They get gummy.

How do you mean? Like your feet sweat in them if you don't wear socks in them. And then they kind of get stinky the way other shoes do if you don't wear socks in them. Hmm. Well, these are these are brandy.

I feel like yeah. They stomp around in the pool or something and make it. They are kind of easy to clean because you can just spray them, but see? I'm getting nothing. You just bought those. You just bought those. I've been wearing them for like 10 days. Ten days. Jesus. You can't put them in sport mode. Do you ever go in sport mode? I haven't gone to sport mode yet, but I like that I can. What size of those? These are actually one of those. I don't think they're actually crocs. These are 12s, I think. Yeah. Some nice 12s. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I needed a house shoe that the dogs couldn't chew apart, like, immediately. I like the moccasin style house shoes. Do you have, like, actual, like, pocissons? Yes. Like, it's a leather bag around your... Closet.

Yeah. Ooh, I like that a lot. They're nice. You feel like a... They're nice at first. I find the, the fluffy white insides. They don't hold up to a barefoot as long as I'd like. You have to wear socks with them.

Oh. Oh, I forgot you weren't. cool. I'm gay and I wear socks and so I have to wear socks in them because otherwise. Do you wear socks with your crocs? Please tell me you do because that's a look. Yeah. Because otherwise just the the sheer masculinity of my giant foot will exude stink into the We did that prison to marry you with that fit. You know, I didn't tell her to like to bring on her after the marriage. Like, by the way, you should know about me. I should wear socks and crux.

First, first evening of us being married together, I'm doing African guy. And she's like, what have I gotten into? There's no reason for us to dick such an expensive trip. She's like, oh, my God. He got me. But yeah, that. The Crocs are fine. Did you guys take a honeymoon?

Jamaica. We did. No, we went, that was my first honeymoon. Oh, that's. No, Hawaii. Why didn't you double back? It was Hawaii. Dude, why didn't you double back to Jamaica?

You already like know all the good spots and everything. It's because it's, uh, Mr. Taylor! Welcome back and where's your beautiful wife? Where is she? Hello, you must be Taylor's sister. Yeah, that was basically Mrs. Taylor. We love her so much here.

We saw your name on the reservation. We prepared a banquet for Mrs. Taylor. Where is she? Why do you do this to me? Yeah, no. Jamaica, didn't want to do that a second time. A little white skin. Because Jamaica also is one of those.

places where the whole it's not like Hawaii you go there and then you take your shuttle or your rental car or whatever to your resort. Bada bada bada boom. It's America. It doesn't look bad outside your window. You go to fucking Jamaica, dude.

Shit is depressing outside the window on the way to your resort where I'm like there's so many dogs. There's so many dogs and there's no way these people are owning these dogs. They're just okay with them.

That makes the good parts more? Because I'd like that. I can appreciate that, but also not like to visit a nice third world country and be like, I'm doing pretty good. Yes. If you go to Hawaii, here's what's going to happen. No, that's actually remarkably based. Let's say, let's say you live large.

Let's say you drop $35,000 on your little week of Hawaii. Okay. Okay. You can still look over and see the guy who's spending 75 large on his week in Hawaii. And then if you look past him, there's a guy spending like $50,000 a day on his vacation in Hawaii. You go to Jamaica. You see the opposite. You're over there spending $7,000 a week now on your vacation because you're in lovely Jamaica and impoverished country in the Caribbean. Yes, pretty sad. You look over, you see a guy who's living the roughest life you've ever seen before while you drink your Mai Tai. you you wake up in the morning and you're like ah I mean they're not a thousand thread count but those sheets are okay you look in the distance you see a guy who slept in a gutter right

he slept with dogs he sleeps dogs at night like that makes your vacation that's what you do see in fucking Jamaica where I would just look out and I'd be like I bet those those aren't even his dogs those are just dogs that happen to be about those dogs belong to who all the dogs belong to

I thought we all stuck with dogs a day They thought that was normal. There are their honors. The only Hawaii thing I saw that made me think that was on Lawhi or whatever it was called. There were so many chickens where I was like, who's in control of these chickens? And there was no one in control. It was just. In Hawaii?

Yeah, they were parading about. They were cocky. They were, wow. We've got to run the place. Fucking thousands of chickens everywhere. I think I only hit one or two with my car the whole time. Did you really run over a chicken in your car? No.

He's in control of the chickens now. They're a protected animal there. I didn't just blast over one going. I didn't tell my wife in the car driving, he'll move. I think that didn't happen. You know, it's weird. I didn't expect the chicken. to be so good at playing chicken

but man, he just stood there and took it. These guys know what they're doing. You weren't a few. He's just standing there. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna Lincoln fucking whatever the big Lincoln SUV is

plowing through the chickens. Oh, what is it? Okay, Kyle, tell me the Navigator, Navigate. Do chickens really just stand there and play chicken? They're retarded animals. Chickens are really dumb. No, it depends on the scenario. Sometimes they just like freeze up.

But they would probably run if they saw a car. I've seen, I don't know, I've ran over a bunch of them. You know, I've crushed so many of them with tractors and stuff that didn't get out of the way. I've stepped on so many and crushed them accidentally because they wouldn't get out of the way. They're pretty stupid. Like, I've personally killed thousands of them. Like growing up on that farm. They do that thing that squirrels do.

Like, you know, where a squirrels. is running in front of you on the road. Like chickens will do that too where they get out into the free zone where they could make it across the street and then they double back and do like a weird like anxious dance and then you just smash him.

That's what happened in Hawaii. Yeah. You didn't even go back and see if he was okay, did you? No, he wasn't okay. We were confident. Oh, we were sure about that. Yeah. sure about that. He was not well.

That Lincoln Navigator ran hard. Did you see black sand beaches in Hawaii? I thought that was cool. Yes. We saw, or they were more like black rock beaches where it was all like, there were a bunch of people on the beach. We were at this restaurant and we were looking out at it on La Haya or whatever that island is. And there was just tons of volcanic rock on the beach. and my wife and I were just sitting there this one of our first days and we're like let's just get fucking trashed and just have a good time and so we went out there

and she was like let's get pictures and then she standing in front of the volcanic rock I was like let's get a picture of us she tripped her leg on the volcanic rock was now bleeding a decent amount from her leg because those volcanic rocks are sharp Yeah. And she was like, just keep taking the pictures. And I was like, you're fucking bleeding a lot, babe. Like, we should we should reevaluate the picture take it. And she's like, it'll be fine. Just take the picture. And so I'm like, I have pictures of me like standing there, giving a thumbs up, smiling with her. And she, her legs just bleeding horribly.

That's a good picture. Shark circling. What? Shark circling. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. Those guys. sniff everything I like going to places where movies were shot I know that a lot of lost was filmed there I would kind of like to see like that area of Hawaii where they they shot lost because that's where is it very much do you know I I don't know which island a kukumehu yeah yeah it was hunger games filmed in North Carolina or Georgia I feel like it was one of those probably both I knew Georgia has really good tax breaks for productions a lot of the Marvel stuff happens here they

use this hotel that's in Atlanta for like every futuristic elevator scene in every movie because I can't remember which one but they film a lot of stuff here all the walking dead um I think just movie and film and TV production here is uh is a lot cheaper I think uh Archer was produced here and you know it's animated Zach says uh primarily North Carolina between the areas of Charlotte and Asheville which I am not from there so I don't know that range yeah it's a big range in Western Carolina, not by me, but as I think about it, like the trees I remember, this look like every other set of trees. I don't feel like I'd be like, oh, yeah, this is it. I remember. It's just trees. I remember, like, friends, because I have friends who live in the Ozarks, who watched Ozark.

And we're like, that's not the Ozarks. That's not the right lake. And like, they immediately identified. They're like, that's some other lake. I don't know where it is. And it turns out, It's in Georgia, I think. Really? They really should have filmed the Ozarks. That's Lake Alituna. Yeah. And Lake Lanier.

It doesn't look like the Lake of the Ozarks. Oh, that's our Lake local. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I mostly grew up around Lake Hartwell, but we would go to Lake Lanier occasionally because it's like further.

It's closer Atlanta. I just realized I don't know what the Ozarks look like. Well, wait, I've ridden my motorcycle through the Ozarks. a little bit. Yeah, then you know, insanely windy, very, I heard the coastline

for the Ozarks is like bigger than the two other coastlines combined. Yeah, it is because it's a man-made lake and so it's twisty and there's so many cut-ins and cut-outs

and this and that everywhere. Fun place. The shoreline. That was where like, how many hectares it is? How many hectares, which is what, like four acres?

It is 11.6 million hectares. All right. Now let's see Lake Hartwell. How many hectares? Let's find out. What is it? Oh, yeah. Not even close.

It's 22,000 hectares. About double, right? Ooh. Yeah. Not even close. 22,000. What was the first one? The first one wasn't the whole Ozarks, was it?

It was, the Ozarks. It says 11 million for the Ozarks. and it says 22,000 for Lake Hartwell, which boggles my mind. 22 is double 11. Take that, Taylor. Take that me. You can see me for a second.

I had to go back and be like, wasn't it a million? I'm the Missouri guy. Yeah. But, yeah, the Ozarks are fucking enormous. There's a lot of bodies in there. Undoubtedly, yeah. Yeah. Because there were a bunch of like Chicago mob people who lived around there for a long time.

And I bet they threw dead bodies in the lake. Why not? Are there wild? Are there any, now I feel stupid. Are there crocodiles or anything like that in there? No. Or gators is what it would be. No, no gators.

Not unless some dickhead releases them and lets them start breeding. Ooh, I like that. That would be, I wouldn't like that. Animal in the Ozarks. The water animal. It would be cottonmouth snake or... I'm scared of those. Cotton mouth or rattlers, but those would be near the shore.

Let's see here. Oh, diamond back. Yeah, there's diamondbacks here. Yeah, the timber rattlesnake and the tick, according to AI. Dangerous, but not cool. You have Black Bear, I guess, according to this. But they remark how shy they are. deer are listed as a bigger threat than black bear deer are a bigger threat because they run on the road black bears don't run on the road in front of you yeah that's fair hmm like you can fuck up your whole i remember hearing from someone in college that like yeah my uncle uh his roommate drove into a deer when he was in the uh dorms here and it decapitated him because it went over the hood and then went

through the window and cut his head off. And then my uncle didn't have to take any tests. And I remember my response being like, wow, sick. Like, I hope that happens to you, Andy. Andy was my fucking roommate. That guy sucked. He would, he would, oh my God, I hated him so much. He would sit there at his computer and he would play music out loud that I had to listen to.

I was like we all have headsets. Why are you listening to this music out loud? And this is after I stole out of his desk. I stole, I did take, I took mushrooms off his desk. He's stealing drugs from this guy and you're complaining about his loud music? Mayhaps. Oh, we're up. He is a horrible roommate.

Oh, my God. So loud while we beat you up. Jesus. You stole his drugs? Yeah. Yeah. This is like when I found out my dad. much as borrowed and never gave back.

This is the same feeling I had when I found out my dad's friend Ronnie hit and ran that old man and his dog. Like, man, I think less of him now. Like, I thought Ronnie was a cool guy. I thought he was a good guy. And I always thought the same about Taylor, but now I'm hearing that Taylor robbed his roommates of their drugs and then had the audacity two decades later to complain about their music on a podcast. It was my TV. It was my Xbox. It was my.

How would you feel if they'd stole any of those things? Were they your mushrooms? They were not my mushrooms or my weed. Did they steal your Xbox or your TV? Let's call the authorities. What do they steal from you? Oh, good. My, my, he stole enormous increments of frustration from me.

Oh, Christ. Where he was just being a dickhead. Was he lay on his rent ever? no there wasn't rent it was just you know it was a dorm oh so you had to pay all of it up front for the year yeah i didn't realize that at first that's a little different i guess still kind of would have robbed him you know robbed what a word yeah that's the one it's the one that you use that's the one we use for people who take things without asking

i guess i wasn't as good roommate as i thought i was a pretty good roommate for as long as it lasted but but i my roommate would play that fucking techno loud as shit when he got home from work he was a polish guy or whatever yeah he played that techno on a like subwoofer on his gaming PC that was in the living room, and I was crashing on the couch. And so I would just squeeze my head with a pillow, and it was just, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, like I got, I worked on no sleep for so long that I was just sleep deprived for like a solid year.

Where like I was, I was just always sleepy, always exhausted. I was taking so many red bulls and so many like weird caffeine drinks, just pounding them all day to try to stay awake. Those would be your post-malone tattoos. I'm always sleepy right under your eyes. I was always sleepy. He'd come home and play that shit

till like four in the morning. So I'd get three hours of sleep every night, something like that. If I was lucky, it was obnoxious. I never complained about it because like I'm crashing here. My apartment was destroyed

and I have nowhere to go. So like, I just took it, but I hated it so much. You know what else was gay about that guy that I was roommates with freshman year? is I would sometimes go out to like the kind of landing area and I would smoke cigarettes. And he would come out there and be like, bro, you got to stop doing these.

These are bad for you. And I'd be like, I know, but they feel so good. And he'd be like, no, dude, we got to get you off these cigarettes. Come on, man. Like that would, he would like try and guilt me out of smoking cigarettes. Positive influence in your life. Yeah. this guy sounds awful.

Would you say that was good advice or bad advice that he tried to give you while you're robbing him? Well, I would say probably, probably I always say neutral. Scumback Taylor. No. I want to put you in that like scumbag andy like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like your music's too loud. I didn't even I really only stole

a little bit of mushrooms once, once. One time you steal some mushrooms. It's not a big deal. I would be so upset if somebody stole my drugs. I love my drugs. If someone took them from me without asking, because I'd give them. I'd give them willingly. If you ask for drugs, oh yeah, let's do drugs

together. Taking them, taking them. That would be it. I had been having to listen to fucking scah music off of his computer for weeks. You'd have woke up one night being held down by a sheet, and there'd been like eight of us with soap and pillow sheets. We went town on you. You would have gone to town on me?

Oh, yeah. Oh, we'd all got the, yeah, there'd been like eight of ten of us. Yeah, we'd have got you. We'd have held you down, put the bars of soap in the pillowcases. Whoped you good. I had my girlfriend at the time come over and visit my dorm at one point, and we hooked up on the bottom bunk, which was my bottom bunk,

because I even told him, I was like, I roll off. I can't do top. I can't do top bunk. You are a roll offer. That was true. Yeah,

I am a roll offer. And so I remember hooking up with her on the bottom bunk. And then like, getting up afterward to clean up and whatnot. And him being like, do you mind putting on always sunny? Like on the TV? And I was like,

oh no I thought he was asleep through the whole thing but he was he was very present and his voice in that request was very present Hey do you guys turn on maybe it's always sunny I haven't a hard time fall in it wasn't even like that it was a crisp voice it was a voice Hey guys uh I'm asleep at all you don't mind

and you're all cleaned up now Would you turn out FX? I want to watch some sunny that was quite a walloping you got hey my roommate in college didn't like me and I didn't like him because he didn't pay his half of the phone bill and it was in my name and I always pay my bills so I like I'm paying his part of the phone he owed me and I thought he was the dick so we did this thing where we put like a sock or a tie or something on the doorknob if we had a girl over well this guy was morbidly obese he never ever ever ever once put a sock on the doorknob. It's not bad. Not bad for you. I must have fucked Jackie 500 times the first year we were together. There was always a sock on the doorknob. And in my head, I thought that like it worked out really well. He was just, you know, he wasn't there. In his head, he's like, I live in the fucking like guest hall. Like there's an area like a common area with couches and stuff. He's like, I could never go in my own dorm room because Woody is always

banging in there. Like, every time I come home, there's a sock on the door. And I didn't realize what an inconvenience I was for him. And it was a core part of our argument. No, he's gay. You're based. That was good. That was. How much is the phone bill? How much money are we talking that he was letting you skate with? He probably owed me like $15. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah, you did him wrong. I love that you're both villains in this. what are you talking about? Why it was unintentional? I thought that the timing was working out great.

I didn't know he was down the hall on like a dirty couch waiting for me to finish. So, and he didn't bother you with that fact because he was like, man, if I could get some pussy, I would certainly be, you know, not. I get it. Like, it feels like it was that sort of attitude from him where he's like, I wish I could get some pussy. You know what I'd have done? I'd have, every time I jerked off, I'd have had that sock on the door. You've been out there in the common room while I goon. I mean, they're gooning.

Slow basaline squeezes. Like the South Park scene. It's just everywhere. Get revenge on me. High temperature, high friction squeezes, just gooning hard. No, we're, Woody, you and I, college boys are being bullied by the no college boy. Right. That is what's happening, yes.

You're a thief. Oh, my. college, Steve. I used to think we couldn't have you in my survival squad because you'd inevitably break your glasses and essentially be blind and we'd be leading you around. Now I think that you'd just be in the supplies. You'd be getting into medicinal alcohol that we used to treat wounds

and fucking like tape. I smell alcohol. Yeah, me too. And bacon. Bacon too? You're at there drinking our vodka that we've only got spam. Is he eating? Kyle's out there hunting and gathering and

gathering and Taylor's warehouse manager for the weed. I think Taylor's eating people. I smell bacon on his breath and we haven't had real meat in years. I've gained a tremendous amount of weight. Since we've started hanging out.

You're like hurley and lost, you just get bigger. What's happening over there? Yeah, I don't know what people are talking about. Not so hard. Bloated as hell. That's one of the best. He's still alive? Who?

Yeah. Yeah, he is. That's one of the best lines in the Walking Dead when that fat chicken. And he's like, they put you in charge of the food. And she's like, we're practically starving. And he's like, by practically you mean, not at all. And she's just like, ooh-hoo. Like cries.

Yeah. Fat guy from Lost Jorge Garcia, 53 years old, April, 28th, 1973. I'm two months older than dogs. He's almost done. He's got like three more years. Oh, we did a little bit of a betting pool the other night when a, because a lot of 80-year-old

celebs are dying. We obviously lost Dolly Parton, who genuinely was one of the greatest people ever, like such a giving, kind person. There were these fires here in Tennessee. At first, I know I, like most of you thought, good. But then a lot of people lost their, like,

businesses and homes and Dolly Parton like propped up an entire county of people rebuilding everybody's homes and like paying them a monthly stipend so that they could like like $1,000 a month to everybody so that they could like stay alive and the community would just dry up and everybody leave. And they rebuilt the whole thing and now it's as good as new. And she did that library thing with the books for the underprivileged kids and all sorts of charity work. And she never said a bad word about anybody. Big Dolly fan. And then, uh, what's his name? That Tim Curry also died at 80. And so we were looking at people who were right around 80 who were, you know, next in line. Mine is definitely Mike from from Red Alert 3, Tim Curry. Tim Curry from Red Alert 3. Yes, his best known

performance, not in or Clue or Rocky Horror Pictures. I haven't seen any of those things. He's great in Congo too. Oh, okay. Dr. Hamolka. Who is the guy I chose, the dad from Succession? it's not with porn is it Brian Cox yeah who I love also Brian Cox rules he's a great actor he was great in succession

I like that show I didn't watch the end I didn't suck me in it was a good show but I hated all the characters so much that I didn't care who won in the end and I literally stopped watching with two episodes to go

and just didn't care who won I'm pretty sure that the like nerdy like in-law guy who was married to the mean chubby chick I'm pretty sure that he was going to win it all. That's where it seemed like it was going inevitably, because he was the only one who was even kind of decent. And I can't imagine the dad.

The dad was watching that whole time, how awful all of his kids were. So I knew he wasn't going to give it to Kieran, Culkin. And that girl was just such a monster. They were all such terrible people. I hated them. The fact that they're terrible people who you're supposed to hate didn't make them less interesting to me.

I mean, the always sunny people are terrible. I root for them anyway, though, because it's silly and funny. And like, I hated these people. Like, I hated, I remember they, I can't remember the specifics. It's one of the very first episodes, but maybe Kieran Culkin does it. There's a kid or something who's like the maid's kid, and he tells him that like, I don't remember what it was. He tells him, hey, if you like hit this ball over that fence, I'll give you a million dollars.

And he, like, writes a check from a million dollars or something. and has it ready to hand to him, like this life-changing money, and he doesn't do it, and then he just rips the check-up. No, not to do it. And it's just like, oh, that rubbed me the wrong way. Like, I but I butchered what actually happened, but it was something kind of like that where he- I don't remember exactly, but that's close enough.

Yeah, yeah. And then the one of them, like, considered himself kind of separate from the others. Did he move to California and buy a bunch of bad land with water rights or something like that? He thought he had some genius, move, the one who ran for president. Yeah, I just, I didn't like them.

Was privileged and cruel. Cruel, but like worthless. None of them had any like value to contribute to the rest of the world. They were all just kind of pests, leeches. And but they considered themselves like they were narcissists like ticks on this world. and I liked watching them. I would have liked the show better if they all died at the end. I thought that they were the, it felt like we were watching the villains,

and somewhere there was a show about the good guys in this world. And I just hated all those people so much. That whole fucking family was just so toxic and just bad. I didn't like them at all. We've been, I still want to recommend this season of Star Trek, Strange New Worlds. They know that next season is the last season and that it's a half, season at that they've essentially been canceled.

They just went balls to the wall this year. It's weird, dude. Every episode is like a completely different show. Do you like it? I do. I like it a lot. It's not the kind of Star Trek that I love, but it's a new flavor that I'm into right now.

And me and my girlfriend dig it too. We like the silly, zany, quirky, lighthearted, like Star Trek that this is. And we like all the characters and the effects. are really good. First episode of the season, dinosaurs. Literally dinosaurs. Second episode of the season, horror movie that's as gory as Event Horizon. In Trails and Space.

Sick movie. I love that movie. Blood, gore, body horror, people being tortured and their body parts cut off on camera while they're still alive, shit like that. A legit horror episode. Third episode is like black and white noir detective stuff when we're trying to form a rebellion against Klingons on a plant on some alien planet and then the most recent episode they get turned into puppets there's a transporter accident that turns the entire crew woody the entire crew except for spock has become a puppet like sesame street and they're all and and so the control panels

don't work so spock's running the ship spock's running from station to station like turning everything on he's one of my favorite characters on the show and some bad aliens show up the green people the Orion's and they're like, we, uh, detected there's only one crew member aboard. And they're like audio only. And the captain's like, that's a malfunctioning your sensors. We are, of course, a fully stocked crew. And we are, he doesn't say it, but it's like, we're not puppets. And they're, and they kind of buy it and they go to leave.

And then O'Hura's got puppet hands that don't really work on the control panels. So she actually turns the video on. And they're like, are you all puppets? Are you all puppets except for that bulking right there? And he's running around turning. knobs and shit, like station to station. And so they invade. And the puppets have to fight aliens. And they're terrible at it. They're terrible at it. But they don't know they're terrible at it. Like these characters are normally badasses like to a man. And this one's like genetically engineered and that one's a super soldier descendant. And this one is an alien with super strength. And this one is literally like a commando you send in against Klingons with a blade only. He's so hardcore.

He's a space Rambo doctor. And, like, they all, they're like, huh? And they just, like, kick the shit out of the puppets. They fly through the air when they kick them. They're like, they're like machine gun punching the alien in the leg. And she's like, is this even hurting you? And the cast is like, no, you're a fucking puppet.

It's good. Like, it's not standard Star Trek, but, like, we were laughing and we kept pausing it and being like, I can't believe they're fucking puppets. And like, because the Spock actor is playing it straight, like talking to all these puppets. And he's the best actor, one of the best. I love it. I love it. I can't, I recommend this season.

I recommend the show. I like it a lot. We'll watch it. We've watched all the other seasons. We liked them mostly. Mostly. I won't say there's never a dud episode, but we liked them mostly. Yeah.

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