Painkiller Already - PKA 821 W/ Scott Sullivan: Best Kitty Award

Episode Date: September 12, 2026

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PKK 821 with our guest, Scott Sullivan, Taylor. This episode of PKK is brought to you by Lock and Load, everything over at Gorilla Mind, including these very nice t-shirts. And our merch, all that linked below. Scott, love the new background. Where are you coming to us from? I can't tell you. I can't give it away or else people are going to show up if shit ever hits the fan,

and I can't have that. So it's above ground. No, it's below ground. I'll say that much. But, you know, it's an undisclosed location somewhere in the United States. And, you know, I have all my provisions here. I have my VHS, my VHS is, my DVDs and stuff like that. Well organized.

You know, yes, sir. Of course. Hiled up. Are those home movies? I hope so. They're probably something I don't want to see on there. Honestly. Yeah, right?

Bombshelter or sex dungeon? What are we looking at here? You know, when I built it, I had a little bit of both in mind. So that makes sense. That makes sense. That would, to the left of where you're seated, that looks like it should be a ladder, but it's not, is like how AI creates the look of things. Yeah. Where like it's, it's amalgamated structures.

What do we do? What do? What the fuck? How is that helpful? It's a decoy ladder. He broke the bomb shelter. He's not safe anywhere. Chad, there's a gap in his defense is over his left shoulder.

I don't even thought. I think my brother might have built that. My brother's an electrician, which explains the carpenter. Right, right. I don't know what you had in mind there. What could that conceivably be? There's not even a beam on the other side for it to be attached to. There's not to be a wall there.

The thing is there's a, there's a um the fucking uh i didn't see the outlet yeah but i just i just don't get why there would be the and this this wasn't even attached he's gonna mount more um more like uh wall material there like more that wood paneling he'll keep framing it out you think that well he he he was until i fucked it up for him whoops oh oops yeah i'm sure that won't just band back yeah what it looked like before you fucked it up was that that that's where you would exit from and like climb up through a hatch that's off screen above that, but clearly not. That won't support his way.

I'm a little worried about the bad guys discovering that I'm down in there and just putting like something heavy on the lid and leaving, you know? That is a good point. I'm going to have to make a second egress point. That's right. I'm going to have to start digging that way. You ever see Chapo's Tunnel in prison? They had a little motorcycle in there like on a track and he didn't have to walk out.

He just like buzzed his way. out of prison. Oh, it's like one of those crotch rockets or what they call those monkey bikes? They had like a dirt bike mounted on a rail system. Like a, and he crawled down a hole and was in a tunnel that was over a mile long and just rode out. That sounds like a Disney World ride.

Have you ever seen anything about Wow. Oh, that looks cramped. Did that take talent to ride? Like, I feel like I'd bump on those sides. I know I'd bump on the side. Oh, yeah, I'd be, you'd show up with a lot of shoulder bruising. El Chapo is a chubby guy, too. He looks to me like he's like a five foot four 200 pounds. Oh, now I see.

Oh, yeah, it's on rails. And what are the people in, what do you put people in materials on the carts and then just push the whole thing? They've been digging the tunnel for a while, probably moving like materials on the cart, but he rose the bike out. Like whenever they finally got to him and it was time for him to escape, he just rode that through the whole tunnel. I wonder how long it took them to build that because that definitely was like the plan.

They were probably like, okay, if anything ever happens, this is our move. So you know, like, the second he ended up in that prison. So you could probably guess, like, from the first day to when he actually escaped, how long that took. I mean, he was so rich, you'd think he'd have a nicer escape tunnel. What? Yeah, right? I want a magnetically levitating monorail of some sort. It looks like shit, Kyle.

It would have been there for 16 months prior to his stage. Put that picture back up. And Kyle, you're flabbergasted that we're not impressed with the quality of this thing. Come on. It's garbage. This looks like Scott's brother built it. This is the same plan of a man who currently resides in prison. There's a reason he's in prison.

It's making it out. It worked. Yeah, but this wasn't as 18. It's Mexican labor, though. They probably got some guys from the home depot. That's the best labor. What are we even talking about? You might as well mention dwarves in the next breath.

Like, look at those. This is incredible craftsmanship. This was a, this is a mile long underneath a federal prison or something. No, dude, if I rescue you, I rescue you. You hop on this motorcycle. You speed out. Me and my team of guys. We'd get like a mile walking through the woods.

And then you'd look at me and be like, we have to talk about the quality of the escape. Oh, I'd be kissing your ass right in the middle. This is how we escape prison? Is that what I'm seeing? Yeah. Both of your shoulder. For some reason I thought he just led to his, like some sort of hideout where he was expecting to get raided.

They secretly dug a one mile underground tunnel under his prison cell, went up. He goes through the bottom of the floor, gets on that motorcycle and rides to freedom and escapes and is escaped from for a while after that until Sean Penn and that hot Mexican lady got him. That's what happened about. Sean Penn, the actor, director, Colin? pen and this really hot telenova bitch like you know they've got those like mexican soap operas with the smokes joes they like teamed up together to trick el chapa into meeting them and that's how he was recaptured he was what it was so much i'm super sweet on the uh the bodacious

mexican babe and he showed up wait that that really worked because i shit you not i had a plan to capture osama bin laden when i was like five tell me more it literally went the same way i was like What if? What is Sean Ben? Okay. Picture me. Stacey Smith from third grade. Super hot.

I'm going to get her. We're going to go to El Chappo. I was, I was like, what if, right? What if we pretended we were fans of Osama? And we wanted to, like,

shoot a movie with them, right? And at the end of the movie, we're like, okay, Osama, we're going to have a scene. You shoot the movie? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, losing our ass on marketing. I don't know why we're doing it. It's got to be believable. And the best part was, we put him in a prison cell. And then he's like, okay,

it is time to, for some reason he's Indian. Okay, it is time to put me outside of this prison cell. Thank you. I am so happy to be here making this movie. And then we go, aha,

fuck you, no, gotcha. That's when you have the big reveal. You lift the tarp. and he's actually in real jail. He's in a very poorly made cell surrounded by real cells

where he's immediately moved into it's a Brooklyn 9-9-based attack plan. I love it. I mean, that's a pretty good idea for five. Like, I don't know what my plan would have been. Like,

I had no plan to catch Osama. Well, he wasn't really a big guy when I was five. He really teed off around the time I turned 10. You know, 10 and 10.

half, whatever it was, which everybody out there, anyone have, you know, September 11th plans? Oh, yeah, we do a big fish fry every year. Hmm. Like the Catholics? More like a low country boil, you know,

that sort of thing. Just a, just a time to get together and have a remembrance of, you know, the heroes that we lost that day. I'm hosting my locally much deplored Jenga tournament and people are

people I get together with all my paragliding friends and talk about how we'd have been fine I don't no they what would you have done

jump out the window and fly on home I'd have self-evacuated now I do believe I thought you meant as the attacker where I was like there's no way you're just gonna bounce right off

that fucking window you're going down. Take a lot more cheeses for me to do 9-11 on a pair of it. I thought that was awesome. I'm like, man, Woody's wild. He's on the side of the guy. We're going out the broken windows. It's a great plan. Everyone would be so jelly.

Look at those guys. The like air police or whatever air traffic controllers would be like tapping into you being like, we need you. We need you to stop it. And you'd be like, okay. I'll do it I'll get sucked into the

turbine of the engine And it's like Three more engines I do nothing Doesn't even The people They're screaming at you the whole time Like no it's still gonna kill everyone

Like it's too close It's hardly an inconvenience Yeah 9-11 There's like five I don't think I could have changed history But do you think Chal Sunnan could have I saw him

He's already one of 5B1 right Exactly Like Chil was like If I'd been on that plane it wouldn't have happened it wouldn't have gone down like that and i think so if markey mark could stop it then trail marky mark couldn't stop it but tail oh pish posh yeah especially back in 2001 probably could have stopped it imagine imagine the juice he was on back then right he was he was geared up what but also like we've talked to scott about this as the resident

like expert in fighting like if if some lunatic is really motivated and he's got like two knives and you're just in that tiny little area like between the seats and the aisle where you have to like turn sideways to even move through comfortably like you're gonna get you get hacked and slash you're gonna get fucked up definitely I don't know I'm a second guy one

I think he's got this really was he big in you know one because he peaked in like 12 or something right yeah I don't think he's that big but he just looks very athletic and he actually wasn't the right wasn't the word I really wanted. He's got that tenacity of a young man, you know. He's not thinking about consequences. He's thinking about blood.

Yeah. Do you ever think about if you had your time machine, how you would stop 9-11? Because it's easy to say, oh, I've had a time machine to go back. It'd be easy. But like the nuts and bolts of actually warning the federal government of 9-11 and having them. There's no way to do it. You end up in Guantanamo immediately.

Like, no one is like, hey, we really want to give you a medal. will make sure people know that you called it out. They'd be like, he's in on it too. How do you stop 9-11? Do you stop the planes from hitting the towers? There's four planes. What do you cut the wires on the thermite? What you do is you go back. There's no thermite.

Where did barrel of buildings? I haven't even fall. Some shrapnel fell on it. Step one. In June of that, in June of that year, I infiltrate the, art installation group that was spending all that time overnight in the towers

and then I again like Woody said I snip the cords to the bad parts but then again perhaps that just makes the bombs go off lower right like they would still go off no no it depends what kind of bomb but thermite

the wrong wire now you cost it it's kind of hard to get going so it's plastic yeah but at least I'd make it happen at like midnight nobody's there instead of, you know, 8, 10 a.m. Everybody's there. Everybody's getting in. Except for like the,

somehow the, all the adult cartoonists survived. Like, you'll hear that from the family guy guy. And like, like, it seems like Mike Judge. They're all like,

yeah, we were all supposed to be on there. But there's a rule that all the people who make the funny comedy shows can't be on the same one. Or they, you know, it ruins the economy of funny shows.

So we missed it. I think it was only Seth MacFarlane, though, right? that would have been a better story if one of the planes had heroically like turned things around i know this flight 93 but imagine if one of the planes they took like that was like the the philadelphia flyers had to fly commercial that week like and they got their gear with them they all got their gear they might be able to stop it yeah they're back there putting fucking putting hockey gear on getting ready i think we are on the hockey team is it like 26 i'm not like 23 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No way. How were the 0-1 flyers? Say that again? How were the 0-1 flyers? Were they a rowdy crew? I'm not sure. If they were on one of those flights, yeah, they would have been the toughest flight in the air that day.

Like, he definitely would have been the best chance of it. They might not have tried it. And, you know, like one of those flyers or maybe if like a Jason Statham character took care of it, he would like, he would actually get vengeance. But they'd be like, thank God, Jason, you can land the plane and save us. He's like, I'm not about that. We're going straight for the Birch Ghalifa.

We're going to do what they wanted to do to us. We get screaming at him. Like, we don't have enough fuel. It's thousands of miles away. Yeah, I've been in dire spots. Think of me as somewhat of a transporter of you to death. It's a movie flop. The one I was talking about last week, the one where he's stuck on the cargo ship with the human traffickers.

It's going straight to DVD now. Did it go to theaters at all? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't do it. No, but it did super poorly. Nobody wanted to watch Jason State and beat up people on a boat again. I think he's good visibility for bald guys. I like seeing him fight monsters.

I want to see him fight more monsters. I don't know if you saw the Meg where he fights the Megalodon. It's a solid movie. That's a solid movie. It's a solid movie. It sounds silly. There's no way it's a solid. I mean, it's partly a comedy.

Like, you can't be there. Like, Megadon. Megalodon went extinct over 95 million years ago, you know. You know, right? We can't do that, you know? Because Jason Stathes is going to fight a Megalodon, and he's on a jet ski,

and he's got, like, harpoons on his back. And he's, like, riding straight toward the Megalodon, and the Megalodon's at surface level, like angry at Jason Stathen swimming straight toward him. It's tremendous. Tremendous. Tremend. My guess on how that ends is they somehow realize through sonar

technology and communicating with other giant monsters of the deep that the Megalodon is hated in the ocean because he's like a giant shark terrorist and then he like finds a way to communicate with some sort of giant squid that's even bigger and at one point he's on like his final dingy the Meg is storming towards him and then

a giant sort of either sperm whale or squid haven't decided yet. He pulls him underwater killing drowns and brings the Meg down and he goes like, there's always a big of fish. Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad? I get it.

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He single-handedly defeats the meg. I think there's a helicopter involved. There's explosions. There's two of these movies. Because there's always more fish in the sea. It's always more. He's like, he's like testing all of them. It's not great at the end.

If they were like, what are you going to do now? He's always more fish in the sea. And then the rock music starts playing. Are there two megalodons? Thank God he got to split up. In the second movie, there may have been multiple megalodons. What happened, and it makes no sense, is they pierced some sort of undersea barrier beneath which some sort of ancient life had existed.

It was some, like, dense layer of water or gas or something. It made no sense. Don't even try. Yeah, it's a pretty good movie. He fights a giant shark. That's all I need. it's called megaladone it's called the meg the meg yeah

I've never seen a Jason Statham movie wow I feel like I've seen some what what's he they make up like 12% of all movies I mean maybe I should see transporter but other than that I think I've seen Statham in like the expendables

other than that I don't think I've ever seen him in a movie I've never seen Transporter either He's a snatch. Oh, Snatch is an actual, like, good movie, good movie.

He's the main character in that. There's a lot of movies that I haven't seen. I only saw Under Siege for the first time, like a few months ago. Oh,

that's a good one. Under Siege, the, who's the fact? Yeah, yeah, that's him, right?

That's his best movie. Tommy Lee Jones plays opposite him as the villain. Tommy has taken over United States aircraft carrier and he wants,

like, the United States to give him a bunch of money or he's going to launch missiles or something. All I know is they've got that, porn star on there with those enormous

titties out. That's my favorite part of the whole movie. That's the only one of his movies, I believe you've said, is actually good. This is best movie. Not like good because it's silly. It was a good set. Okay. I haven't seen that. You judge action movies a little bit differently than you judge

something like, I don't know, there will be blood, some big dramatic period piece that's got a historical drama or something. I don't know what the transporter is about. I've never seen that. I just know it as a reference. He drives a car. gets people from place to place, you know. He's a taxi driver for bad people and elicit products.

Oh. That movie's been made so many times. I think Ryan Goslin did one, that baby driver won. Yep. I like both of those movies. For the longest time when baby, for the longest time when people were saying like baby drivers are really good movie, I thought that they were talking about boss baby.

And like that cartoon, boss bit. There's a little baby in a suit and I was like, I'm not going to fall for whatever this meme is. People are trying to get me to watch this like baby in a suit you know, Mission impossible. Baby driver is a good movie. It's fun. It's a little, you know, the kids got

some sort of hearing damage so he's always listening to his music so you have this never-ending dietic soundtrack going on. It's good. Yeah. Is he autistic? Is that why he's always got his schedule? He was autistic. Kyle said hearing damage, which I didn't gather from the movie,

That doesn't mean I'm right. They focused soundly on his hearing damage. He has hearing damage? That's why he listens to the music. He explains it thoroughly. Why would he like music if he can't hear it? Continuous tinnitus. So he has to hear something or it's excruciating.

That sounds like some arfid. That vaguely rings a bell. That's definitely real. All those guys shooting off rockets get it. Oh yeah, tinnitus is real. But that sounds like something that like if I was just like, no, I never want to have my headphones off or like my hoodie.

I'm just here and you're like, Scott, why don't you take your hoodie off? We can't see you. Oh, well, the sun. The sun actually is kind of, kind of hurts a little bit. I can't, I can't. I have a gingeritis. I can't. Yeah, I have an assassin's creeditis. I have to look sick at all times.

That was right. It was tonight's relief, but he also did it because of driving rhythm. The beat of the song timed his driving maneuvers to coordinate gate getaways and for emotional escape. The various iPod served as personal soundtrack that helped

him cope with his traumatic pass. This movie's gay. That's ridiculous. So like Great movie. Some like 28 minute iron butterfly song comes on and now you get caught because he's slowly going back and forth in the land. What he's describing is more about the film's

editing and its pace than it is about the kid going, all right, we've got to drive fast today. I'm thinking a little queen. Like that doesn't happen. Like he's just listening to his music and he's escaping. He's not slowing down because the movie is so gay. They need to leave on the double and he's like, hold on, I'm searching for the right track for this escape. And he would like flip.

Movie is so gay afterwards I immediately sucked a dick. That's what I want from my escape driver is a guy who will not, who freaks out if I touch his sound cancelling headphones. That's going to help me escape. I'm just talking about a lift here. I'm holding like five suitcases of money and I'm like, you gotta take a left on 61st. Hey, trying to pull it off his ear and he's going, blah, blah, blah, right. So it's a little screeches to a halt.

No, that's not who I need. I need someone who can hear all the noises in the road and can anticipate the actual danger. One guy who's not thinking like, you know, it would be smarter to go left here, but I want to wait for that Scrillix beat drop. So I'll go two more streets down and then I'll drift. That's about right. Yeah. I think he's a little bit girl, too. He does.

It's a love story. It's the main. Yeah. The whole point. Yeah, yeah. He's got that lady in the pie and his mom and Jamie Fox is there and that hot Mexican lady again. Does she like blind and they like complete each other or something? No.

Although he does get a little extra deafened before the end. He has a rough go of it. What's the guy who touched all those little boys that I like so much? What's his name? Kevin Spacey. Jimmy Seville. Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey

and both of you all were close though. Kevin Spacey is I think that British guy who like they found out was a pedophile like three days after he died that guy was laying in bed

and he was like his last words are recorded as swish. Yeah. He was like their most evil child pedophile and he lived a life of just being beloved

and lauded and awarded and rewarded just meeting the queen. the queen and they're Mr. Rogers. And like hanging with high society and getting to meet all the best people and do all the fanciest things and just beloved. Real tight with Prince Williams or Prince Andrew, I think I messed up.

All of them. All of them. Everybody. And then you found out he was like super petto. Oh yeah. You see that guy's face? He's positively ghastly. Like you see what he looked like before and it's like this is what they used to like,

this guy would have been a witch. He doesn't have a warning poster for, pedophiles. Have you seen this man? Stumble down a dark alley, might. Keep with their parents' children in brightly lit areas. You might just run into Jimmy Seville. Zach, show me Jimmy Seville. He's so ugly. So scary.

Some people you can just tell that guy's a pedophile. A visual, like an ocular pat down through society and just be like, ooh, come with me, sir. We have a few questions. You can not tell. Yeah, but just look at it. You can't tell. Oh. Yeah.

He looks so evil. He does look bad. I was thinking at that time, Keemstar organized all his army to attack some innocent, poor old man. I was like, you can't tell by looking at people. But I was staying corrected.

No. That's because they still ain't found me, cigar. Yeah. That's another day. They don't know. That's when you've got that little secret to yourself, just right on the tip of your tongue. And you just delight in holding it in.

Cigar was unused just like he likes him. You got a tiny Tim haircut. That's one of those guys that if we used your rule, Kyle, of just like judging based on what they looked like. Everybody would have looked at Tiny Tim and been like, you know, we got to do some investigating. Was he bad, Tiny. I know, no, but that's what I'm saying. He's the early-lail-old guy, right? I don't think, yeah, yeah, he like had that weird falsetto,

tiptoe through the tulips. But I don't think he was, he was just a weirdo. He wasn't doing Seville stuff, to my knowledge. Yeah, I don't know who Tiny Tim is. I'm sorry, that seems like a celebrity from 1914. You don't know, is of tiptoe the tulips? You probably know the earliest episode of SpongeBob had him, I think.

Oh, you might be right. That does sound familiar. Excellent show, but the, These two don't get it, Scott. The same way you and I haven't seen like Classic movies or any movies. They haven't seen seasons one through four of

Season one through three of Well, you're only five years older than me. You and all the other time traveling children love SpongeBob Taylor. I understand it. It's good. Oh, it's time for a rewatch. I hear that. It won all those Emmys. Did it win awards? No, of course not. It's terrible. It's

it's oh, you're just wrong about the The comments will agree. Spon drop was a really good kid show. Oh, I know. I'm aware that it, like, I'm not aware from experience, but there's no way that it would be as beloved as it is if it weren't a genuinely, like,

deeper than the surface level show that's good. I have, like, traumatic memories based around it. Like, like, I can remember waking up being hung over after a party and they were watching it. And something about that nauseous sickness and just wanting to go home,

but my car isn't parked here. Like, like, I, then there's SpongeBob. It's like connected. You just want to vomit and it's like blaring on the TV and it's just he's running around the jellyfield patches like nah, nah, just like, oh my God. And I have to sit there and like watch it with these people because I don't want to be rude. One of them has to give me a ride to my car and as as soon as possible is what I mean. But it's like I, for whatever reason, being stuck in that basement, queasy and drunk and smelling a little of vomit, probably, being forced to watch SpongeBob

until someone drives me to my car that's parked 10 miles away so I can go home and shower and go to sleep. Spongebob is connected to that feeling, and I don't watch SpongeBob now. Fair enough. Otherwise, he'd watch. Otherwise, he'd give it to go. Yeah. He'd learn the complex character relationships between SpongeBob, Patrick. I think there's some interesting stuff there. Like, there's bikini bottom, right? Bikini Atoll. is where they tested all those H-bombs. Is that why there's a talking sponge who has a bunch of like sea-life creatures

that talk to him? Is it because of the radiation from the H-bobbs? I thought that was part of like I think so, yeah. One of the meta jokes of it, right? Yeah. I don't know. I don't watch a show.

There's a dad and they confirmed SpongeBob was supposed to be gay, but since it was a kid's show, they obviously weren't like... Yeah, he sucks, dicks. Was he? SpongeBob was the thing that made me first realize I got disconnected to the rest of society. You know, when you're like in college or high school, you kind of got your finger on the pulse of current events and pop culture and like you're hip to all that.

I'm whatever in my 20s. I have my first kid too young to watch TV shows working as a computer programmer. And suddenly everyone loves SpongeBob. Everyone's talking about it. It's at the award shows. All the other actors are complimenting SpongeBob. it's taking over popular culture and I'm like how did I

lose touch with this? This is what passes for cool now? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's not a fun thing to have happened to you where like you'll see on social media celebrities being referenced and it's like, that's not a fucking person.

Like that's a made up name. Who the hell is Stella Lefty? This is a singer? This is a streamer. Grammys performing with La Boo Boo. Like, what? What is that?

Yeah. That's what always gets to me. Whenever they announced the lineup for like the Grammys tonight or the award show, it's always like really cutting edge people and like new stuff. And I'm just like, I'm not sure if those are people or places. I don't know what we're talking about anymore. I don't think it helps that celebrities or like with with the advent of the internet. Like being a celebrity isn't what it used to be.

Like you'll have tons of people who know. about this one person, like millions. And you'll have no fucking clue who it is. And it's not even like an age gap thing. It's just that like this person does makeup. Yeah, exactly. There's different, there's more celebrities now because the internet has kind of democratized it. And the traditional celebrities, I would argue don't have the clout that they did 20 years ago.

There was some rapper. And I forget what streamer it was. Forgive me for forgetting your name. I'm sure you're a big deal. But he offered the rapper 20 grand to. do a boxing, like a celebrity boxing thing. He's like, what? Fucked you. A hundred grand or nothing. I'm out.

And the streamer was insulted. He's like, no, fuck you. You haven't had a hit for seven years. You had one popular strong. You're not relevant. This is an opportunity for you. Not only do you get 20 grand, but you're going to have more attention on that night than you've had in the last seven years.

Maybe you drop a new single. Maybe it's your walkout sound or walkout song. make something of this but you want a hundred grand for your washed up old ass no and i'm like you know what yeah fuck the rapper he thinks he gets a hundred grand for showing up to anything forever you had one hit song maybe that would be a big deal a long time ago but now celebrities work their way through the system constantly that doesn't make you a big deal yeah pina is a bigger deal than that rapper whose name i don't even know who's a big deal to you that wouldn't be to anybody else, Taylor.

Who's your? Oh, it would be like, it would have to be like the professional hockey sphere. Like, because that's what I'm close to. And so to me, like that's another like getting old thing where I'll be like, oh man,

Vladimir Tarasenko, that guy's old as sin. How's he still, you know, making it in the league? And then I'll check. He's five months younger than me. I'm like,

oh, fuck. Like, oh, damn. I don't feel. super old at 35, but to him, I see that 35 years old on his like ESPN stat screen. And I'm like, no wonder the last few years have been rough, brother, you're, you're going, that's door. That was Eric Lindros for me. Now he's so old. People forgot about him too. True hockey guys are never going to forget about Lindross. He's too good. But yeah, I think that

would be the best is the same way you guys could list off a bunch of MMA stars that I would think you are making up like just from a random word generator. That's how I am with hockey. I don't know a lot of other celebrities from other spheres, though. I thought you're going to say that guy from Townsend and Sons or whatever. Oh, yeah, Townsend and Sons. He's awesome. I don't know his name, though.

What is there? No, but I don't know his first. It's a YouTube cooking show where the guy dresses up like a colonial soldier or something like that. And he's a very upbeat. Oh, yeah. He's a really sweet guy. Yeah, he seems to get great energy. That Mormon guy who got famous as shit doing the outdoor boys.

Outdoor boys. Oh, yes. He, I think is pretty famous. Like, when he retired from YouTube, I was getting stories in my feed. Like, all of like, can you believe this guy's leaving on top? It's outrageous. No one does that. But he's like, yeah, I got so famous.

More money than I need. I'm done. Good for him. And Scott, is there a arena outside of MMA? where you kind of know a lot about celebs? Not really, honestly. Like, I'm very big on like slop content, but it's, since it's slop, it's like, I don't care about the people who make it.

It might as well just be AI content at that point. Oh, I thought that's what you meant by Slop. You mentioned Townsend's, though. There's this one guy that I watch, tasting history. Max Miller, I think, is his name. That's a guy who I really like. he does uh he's kind of like townsens except he doesn't larp he uh he'll do like uh old like uh recipes and stuff like that and he'll uh he'll uh tell you all about like the history of that recipe before

he tries it so i guess that's the closest thing if you were on a plane on nine 11 could you have stopped it honestly uh i probably would have fucked it up and you know it would have been worse than it was i would have i would have taken the guys i would have i would have taken the guys down and I would have found a way to blast through the first tower into the second one. You would have collaterally. You'd be like, I don't know what I'm doing. You would have ruined all the like genuine conspiracy talk by actually crashing it into Tower 7?

Yeah. They didn't know. It's the same problem that you get with active shooters. The reason they were doing the thing they're doing changed. And so the response had to change. They used to hijack planes because they wanted money or a. attention. And often you would get the people back. They would end up having to land somewhere to get fuel. And they'd be on the runway and there would be this negotiation. We'll give you 50,000 gallons

of fuel or whatever. If you give us 50 people, you know, there'd be something like that. But that's not what they wanted to do. They wanted to crash those things into the buildings or whatever. So nobody was like, come on, it's everything or nothing right now. That wasn't the feeling on the plane. Everyone was like, oh, we're going to not have clean underwear for two. weeks, but after that, we're cool. We'll go home. Yeah, nobody thought they were going to crash that thing into a fucking building. And I think they cut the flight in its throat

right away, give people's attention, get in the cockpit. There will be no drink service. No, that continued. That continued. Abdul, can I, you know, can I just get a full canned diet cup? You know what? Full sugar coke. Fuck it.

You know? When in Rome? Anything for you? Give me the $9 charcutory snack pack. Give me two. Fuck, you know, just load me up. Full sugar coax for all. Yeah, I don't know what else you would do.

Yeah, there is a, an interesting larpiness to people that say they remember 9-11 to, I, there is an age where it was like impactful. Like Woody was a real deal adult. You know, I was a bit over 10, Kyle, you were a bit over 50. Scott, how old, how old are you in 9-11? I think it would have been six. Six. And so, like, I'll see people like born my age or earlier, or later, rather, being like,

oh, yeah, 9-11 was crazy. It was like, you know, the whole world chain. And it's like, stop it. Like, I was 10. I remember my parents saying it was a huge deal. I remember, like, in my head, even being like New York, that's a long way away. I think my mom spazen thinking that they're going to like attack the Anahizer fucking Bush factory here. And my mom was like they're not going to do like she might she was like getting freaked out by the news.

But like my actual memory and I assume that everyone my age and younger at least was like we got the rest of the day off school. Like school had barely started when the second plane hit because we're an hour behind them. And we and like I just didn't understand the impact of it. It was like I know this is bad. But I'm 10. I want to go play outside, the adults will take care of this. That was a thought. It was like the grownups will take care of this.

And I'm not going to worry myself. Did you? I remember, I was driving to work, right? And I knew there was an all hands meeting at Cisco, right? This is a meeting in which 50,000 people attend, which this guy hears and says, I'd get to work late today. They're not going to notice I was late for a 50,000 person meeting. I can roll it during the meeting.

meeting, which is exactly what I did. And I was listening to the radio on the way to work. I knew all about 9-11. And it hit the tower. And I didn't think it was an attack. Some people heard that and instantly knew it was attack. I thought it was an aviation like catastrophe. Oh, and I also had the knowledge that those towers were specifically built to withstand airplane hits. Like they had that in mind when they designed it. So I thought it'd be fine. I didn't know at the time that, Airplanes got much bigger since they designed the towers. So word is like spreading around. And I'm like, all these guys obviously didn't get to work late today like this guy did.

And then it hit the second tower. And I'm like, that's quite the coincidence. I can't believe it. Is there something going on out there causing planes to hit towers? That's it. A building's too tall. Even out of the second tower hit, they had to, like, the news had to tell me, like, I think America's under attack. and suddenly we're like everyone is wrapped around these monitors is like you know 20 people deep behind the one monitor that was like still getting a feed and because the internet didn't have enough bandwidth he knew

CNN needed my baseball coach honestly I swear to God we're pulling back into school from driver's ed we're in the driver's ed dodge and trepid sick ride and he says uh bet was that Osama bin ladenfeller get out swear to God and I remember thinking like who's to say which international terrorist might have crashed this plane coach gains shut up i remember thinking that and then like as the days like progressed and they were like we now know it was osama bin laden he's over there like mm-hmm did he say any other shit where he's like you know i just heard the weirdest thing the the bbc reported tash seven going down 20 minutes fort did huh you ever hear of wuhan china cow I think it's going to be a big game maker about 20 years. 2001, he's burbling about Wuhan, China.

We all should have paid attention. He knew. No, he was like, he was like, yeah, my brother, he's always caused in trouble. I remember the Oklahoma City bombings. My manager at the time was like, I've had fucking enough. They needed to ship every Muslim out of this country. He was not as good as you're co-euvre. which it wasn't Muslims at all that did Oklahoma City.

It was an American. That was the good guys. I will say, though, you asked how you would go back in time and stop 9-11. I think everyone overthinks it. You just got to be the head TSA agent at Logan Airport and be very, very racist about who you pick for anal probes and things like that. That could work, you know. Everyone needs to eat pork on the way. through the metal detector.

So there's 20 of them on four different flights. So that creates this whole problem where the only way you actually stop 9-11 is if you can convince the authorities that something's going down. And the only way to convince them is to tell them exactly what's going on. And they were not going to believe you. And even if they do act, they're going to think you're part of it. So it's a real kerfuffle. The best you can do with your foreknowledge of 9-11, make yourself a hero.

Save one plane. All right. Go to flight, flight 93. You do Flight 93 because there were only four hijackers on that plane, not five. Like the rest, they already did something where they took the plane down and like maybe just one more guy could tip the scales. Maybe one more guy acting early with some precognition could tip the scales. Then you'd be a real American hero. Can you imagine what the Bush administration would do to you, Taylor, if you were Taylor the hero?

And they were telling tales about how you had like one terrorist under in each armpit, like, dragon. him up the aisles while somebody shived them with broken coffee cups. They just still shot down that plan. One of the biggest 10-year-olds you ever seen. He was bullying those guys. And then at the end of the day, he got to skip. And then, believe it or not, the end of the day, he got to skip the rest of school. He traded his friend Alex, his cadavera, and then got it traded back to the fully evolved

Alikazam. It was a big day for Taylor. Then they played in their tree fort. No, you traveled back in time. Oh, you've traveled back in time. you're adult Taylor in 2001. We're not going to visit Little Taylor. Oh, well, then, okay.

I have no, I have no delusions about being able to stop it. So what I'm actually going to do is I go back in time to like 9-7. And I tell my dad, like, you have to short every airline stock now. You know, something's going to happen. There's no way for us to stop it. Put that out of your mind. I got one word, dad, Halliburton. Yes.

Before 9-11, I used to take knives on planes all the time. It wasn't even hard. They did put them in my backpack and my carry-on. So maybe I could bring a couple and put together a crack team, me and the let's-roll guy. Knife, too! Well, if you level the playing field a bit. Maybe, maybe so. It made me realize that there aren't those, what are they called, the Air Admiral or Air Marshal.

Yeah. I think they either up those guys after 9-11. They did. That's what happened, yeah. Okay. So none of those guys were really doing shit pre. I think that it's a rare thing. I don't know what percentage of flights had air marshals on them, but my guess would be like

5%. Something like, best. There's so many flights. I wonder what it is now, though. Let's see. It can't be that many. I don't think it's that many either. They shouldn't be, they shouldn't report that to us also. They should keep that under wraps. Don't, you know, let

people believe it's 50. your flights. Like, because on 9-11, probably everyone knows this, but they intentionally grabbed large planes that were going far so they'd be filled with fuel. Mm-hmm.

I bet those are the kinds the air marshals populate, guessing. Yeah. So they don't release data, but industry estimates suggest that air marshals are present on roughly 1 to 5% of U.S. domestic flights.

Well, that's ineffective. That's not a lot. So is. Because the U.S. handles 45,000 domestic flights every day. But 3% of them are safe. Yeah, and there are only 3,000 active federal air marshals putting them on every flight is mathematically and financially impossible. I do hear about the firearms training those guys go to, and apparently it's like second to none.

Like those guys are the best shots out of like everybody you can name because what they have to do. They have to shoot a guy next to a guy on an airplane where you don't want to hit anything but the guy you want to hit. They have to beat that like was it cod4 or MW2 where you had to do that challenge where it was. like expert mode. My High Club. Yeah. You should have to beat that. They do. Because that was tough. Yeah, they make them play My Ohio Club. That's the entry example. My High Club is hard. Then they do that Will Smith thing with the aliens and the little girl from Men in Black. And if you pass that, you're in. Perfect. It seems like we've got this all buttoned up. You've not seen men in black, have you? I have seen men in black on TV, though. So there was stuff that would. I know you didn't get that reference. That's shame.

well I don't remember watching a lot of it I remember seeing bits and pieces on TV the same way I've seen Titanic bits and pieces on TV I don't care about a fucking boat sinking man I'm not gonna watch that never let go Jack you're really selling it let go no I've seen enough memes they both could have fit on that door if she wasn't a fucking hall no they couldn't no

James Cameron tested this I saw an interview with him he's like we actually tried it didn't work it's great everybody says they could fit two people on the door but the door wouldn't float if they did. Yeah. I'm stronger than her, and it's my word against no ones. Oh, you think you take Cake Winslet and frigid waters? I don't think so. She's motivated.

She gets really angry in frigid waters. I'd steal that, I steal that jewel off her, push her right off. What am I looking at? That looks like a fake door. They're filming the scene with Darth Vader in the background. I believe that that is a diver, probably a safety diver, wearing a black suit so as not to appear on camera while he helps the actors I'm pretty sure

Darth Vader. Nope, you're right, that is Darth Vader once known as Anakin Skywalker and I don't recognize either of these actors that's not Leonardo DiCaprio and that's not Kate Winsley, right? I mean, I'm bad at this game, but I can't tell

if it's them or not. It's fuzzy. It must be like, uh, it says Nat Geo. It's probably like a recreation. Probably like, yeah, recreation for a TV show, which is why I don't believe it, because they love making up bullshit for those shows. They do.

Do you ever see the one that was about mermaids? They were like, could mermaids secretly exist? And it was on National Geographic. It was an hour-long program is about there might be mermaids. Dude, Nat Geo and the Science Channel, the History Channel, like, they shouldn't have been able to call themselves that based on what I remember seeing on those channels when I was 12. where it would be like up next, how Hitler summoned demons to help with storming France.

And it would be like just still shots with like Hitler giving a speech. And there's like a very obviously, you know, 2002 like Photoshoped Baphomet statue behind it. It's like, I don't think, I don't know. I don't think this is right. I don't think this is what was going on. The learning channel is the worst. So the learning channel went from.

The learning channel is absolutely the worst. It went from, I remember the earlier learning channels, channels programming was surgeries and really like nuts and bolts. It almost felt like a film they would show you at school and biology. Like today we're not going to be in the books. We're going to watch this film. And you're like, this is way too educational to be entertaining. That was the learning channel.

You would watch like an orthoscopic knee surgery one week. You would watch like someone getting a, what do you call it this, when a man gets neutered. What do you call that? A vasectomy? I remember watching a vasectomy surgery on there. They do that like orthoscopically too. And then like it became midget's house hunting somehow.

And it literally became a channel about people who restored houses and midget families. Look at this giant pig. Yeah. It became like it's almost like some group of people took it over and said, we don't want Americans to be watching. anything called the Learning Channel. And if we do, we want it to be about how fat and terrible and pathetic they are. So they just like spiral down a mire of big. Demoralization propaganda, you think.

Yeah, those goy fuckers. Well, they did. Those goy fuckers, they'll love 10,000 pounds sisters. Watch this shit. They don't need to know how surgeries work because they don't need to be doctors. What does goy mean? The fattest pig. Oh, it's a mean word for non-Jewish people.

that some Jewish people use. Yeah. But it's a, that's really what TLC was after a while where it was like they did, they really did the real housewife shit before real housewives where it was like the biggest fucking pigs in Atlanta. The biggest, the biggest pigs of Tallahassee. And it was like, look at this fucking idiot trying to get in a van. Like just multiple of that. And then watch them go talk to this Iranian doctor who doesn't play.

any shit and you'd be like, you are clearly lying about your caloric intake. And so unless you are breaking the laws of physics, I am unsure what to tell you. You are clearly over eating. And she's like sitting in a now broken chair in the waiting room being like, I don't know what I could do. Otherwise, I just don't know. They like have smash cuts of her like just covered in empty Ben and Jerry's containers. It'd be such an enormous amount of food to be that fat. yeah it feels like that it feels like our society like did you ever see the clip of like two ton sisters or whatever that was where one of them and it's the it's the meanest thing i've seen done to someone who's clearly mentally ill and struggling is like the one of the tons is sitting there and is being filmed and she's like and you know

we try to do to do our best to be clean and then they aired something of a roach walking up the back of our wall and now I get people making nasty comments to me online about and then like as she's like having a breakdown another bugs crawling on the wall and the camera person is like zooming in on the other book and I'm like

this is this is cruel like this is so fucked up dude I love it when camera people make content like zoom in and on a bug or or you know that anyone filming women's long jump seems to know what the what these

assignments is. Yeah. That Greek chick. Did you watch the Greek long jumper the other day? Did you get recommended that video? That was great. Oh, no, but I don't send it. That would be awful.

I got you. How far did she jump? Who fucking can tell? What? What? The question on everybody's mind. She was a name. Sophia.

I can't pronounce her last name. I'm not going to try. Oh, I believe in you. Hmm Sarced Taladu Sarcetaladu Sarcetaladu Uh

Sophie I've So clearly we're talking about her boobs here Everything I mean her whole ass is out Like like A whole kitten caboodle

Yeah But Hold on Here's a link for you boys Maybe Zach can you you show this for three seconds or so i did i feel like the audience is missing out on this and if i was in the audience i'd want i'd want pka to do this for me this is news this is fine this is yeah yeah

just give us three seconds or so so people understand what's special about this jumper we're going through our news round up nine 11 greek chick long jumping jason say the movies and people with bugs on the wall All right At times Here it is Here it is Look at her go

Look at her go The nameplate curving around Ah yeah It's all about to ask Woody I'm surprised at a man who appreciates a A flat rigid chest like yourself Would even glance at those Jiggling Titties

I was trying to infer what everyone else was finding special about her. She didn't have a big, big fat, but I would think that a lower body fat would help her be better at the sport. Who cares? Who cares about the sport? Okay. I don't know why they're measuring. I don't know why I said that. I don't know why it's sand there and not putting. I just watch Baby Driver and now I have these thoughts. I'm focused on the wrong stuff. That were some sort of foam or gel or some sort of goo that she was laying in. That'd be even better. Dude, every day the coach of the women's long jump competition is like waking up to like that sunshine lollipop song where he's like, I can't, I've cracked the coat. I don't know fucking anything about jumping.

These dumb bitches. Further. Just try to do that. But remember to plant and then go far. When you want to jump, he gets your arms into it and it's part of the swing. It seems like that chest should be part of her mechanics. Oh, am I crazy? She spins it.

That's six pounds of upward thrust. That could make a difference. I would be like how much, all right, what I need you to do is we're going to weigh your outfit, just what I thought. 17 grams. Now, we minimize this a little bit. We can get an extra few inches out of that jump. She's like, I'm coming in 19th all the time. You know, 18th is on the floor.

Latex paint. All right. No, we're doing a lot of a sophisticated weighing stuff. Go ahead and just pee in this glass. Just go ahead and pee in this glass. I'm not doing an artist myself. Coach, I read online, you sell my bath water. Who's to say?

I've got a fumble full of paint. They get you covered up. I mean, that would be the way to do it. Yeah, I don't like when people complain about the outfits that the lady athletes have to wear are required to wear. are required to wear and they're trying to put a bin fucking gym shorts

and stuff. Not gym, not even gym shorts, like men's gym shorts, like fucking basketball shorts and stuff for some of these athletic competitions. I hate it. I hate it.

We're here to see the ass. We're here to see their asses. No one cares how far they can jump. Literally no one. You want to talk about dark corners of the internet that are scarcely populated? It's people who care how far that girl can actually jump.

There's like, there's like 1800 people out of the 6 billion, 7 billion on this planet who actually care how far that lady can jump. literally 1,800 people on the entire fucking planet care. The rest of us, it is being very generous. But that's because I still hope there's a little bit of a chance for me getting with that Greek lady.

She's so hot. She's so hot, Taylor. It's just about her ass. That's the only reason we're here. I don't get it. Same with a, I wish women's basketball would bring those shorts up to like the way men's basketball shorts were in the 70s when Larry Bird's Dong was halfway hanging out of his shorts. Like, that's what women should be wearing. Honestly, they should be.

be. I genuinely think the sport would be more popular if they didn't dress like that. Some of those women are worth looking at, but none of them are in that outfit. Do they wear like long shorts? Yeah. They have long shorts and they have

baggy. Sleeveless shirts that just, they're baggy so they remove any kind of feminine shape. They square them up. Form fit everything. I'd form fit everything. You know what? Women's M.MA fighters. Like Ronda Rousey, that'd be a great outfit to play Vasquez. pretty good.

They had the lingerie football league when I was growing up. That was the closest thing to porn I had when I was like My dad doesn't understand the difference between like real things and fake things sometimes I guess. So like he was like The 70s, you know? I sat on the couch and he's like

Have you seen the underwear boxing they do now? The under is football. Have you seen the underwear football they do now? I'm like, what are you talking about? There's no such thing as underwear football. No, they got these women. They wear lingerie and they're playing football. And some of them are pretty good, Kyle. And I'm like, this is a thing that only you have seen.

This is some corner of the internet that you have hungered into. No one else knows what you're talking about right now. No. Like as far as he knows, it's on Monday nights. We're all watching. Have you seen that robot? They got playing football at the intro of the CBS? I think it's more popular than Kyle.

You're a point. We're laundry and football. The ball, like, it was a pay-per-view event during the Super Bowl. So a lot of people clicked off the Super Bowl. It was a big thing. I saw it after the fact. It occupied a little piece of society for a bit. It's on Spike TV.

I like when they got the puppies. You ever see when they have the puppies have the little game at the Super Bowl? No, is this real? Yeah, yeah. So at halftime, the Super Bowl, if you're not a degenerate, you go and you watch puppies play football. And they have these little puppies like pushing a little fake football, like up and down the field.

super cute for kids. We watch that. Okay. So like instead of Michael Jackson or whatever you? Yeah, yeah. I don't need my soul torn asunder any more than it already has been. I don't watch that halftime show. That's almost always demonic. I don't need to see a song and dance in the middle of the show either, regardless of who would, like, in order for me to like care enough to watch the halftime show, it would have to be like a world beater, someone I love, like Elton John. He does it. I'm in the mix. I'm watching Elton belted out.

But other than that, no thing. You didn't like pregnant Rihanna up there in her red jumpsuit, like fertile and full of the son of Moloch? Couldn't tell you what Super Bowl you're even referencing. Or if you're making a joke, I don't even know about that one. I don't know what Super Bowl. I am so detached. I like two Super Bowl's ago.

Yeah. The only halftime show I remember is the one where Janet Jackson had the wardrobe malfunction. Which I don't believe that was a malfunction. Obviously not. that thing pierced. It's like, nah, no, you did that on purpose, Janet. The take that Justin Timberlake just skated to the side and let her take all the heat is on target. That guy, like, he ripped that thing off her boob and exposed her nipple. And then everyone is like, Janet Jackson, you slut. And Justin Timberlake is just fading into the background,

like Homer Simpson into the bush. Yep, yep. Who cares? He also said, like, oh, have a medallion pierced through her nipple, for one thing. For those who have never seen. it. She had the most ridiculously ornate nipple piercing you can imagine. Is that pierced? Yeah. Okay, because the way I remember it was like a sun or something, wasn't it? Yeah, it was like a sun and it

almost like squeezed onto the nipple from the out like it went around it. I didn't know it was a piercing. I'm going to look this up. It was the morning star. She was referencing Lucifer. That's probably right. That's probably she was revealing

the morning star for the Americans. Yeah. Come drink of the milk of the morning star. Come suck on the teat. 40 million of us sat and looked upon the morning star teat and were spellbound. I was at my friend Jerry's house watching that Super Bowl and I missed it. You looked away for a second. I remember very well.

I was in my bedroom alone watching the Super Bowl because my family doesn't watch sports. And I very specifically remember seeing it on my 32-inch magna box. That was a titty. that was a titty and I have no one to tell about this literally in the world I have no one to tell about you're running the living room I was I was with my parents

they were in the room it was me my brother and them and like it was I think it was one of those things they didn't want to make a big deal of it because then we would have started asking questions but they were kind of like oh what

that was like that was a little weird it was a good time I mean, right before it happens, doesn't he say in the lyrics, like, I'll have you naked before the end of this song and then he rips her thing off? I don't remember that specifically, but he's clearly, like, ripping it off. And also, like, he doesn't literally rip it off. It's made to be torn away. Yeah, of course. Like, it clearly, like, you know, if you tried to, if I tried to rip your shirt off and reveal your bosom, there'd be some ripping and tearing that would go on.

And it probably hard. I'd probably have to try twice for three times to jerk your shoulder off. Like you'd be stumbling around. Clothes don't just tear off people like that. I looked it up. It was not a piercing. It was a piece of jewelry I had never heard of called a nipple shield, but not an actual piercing. I don't know what kept it on there.

Yeah, you wouldn't wear a nipple shield just serendipitously. That's not very much shielding. I think it's a nipple accentuated. Yeah, yeah. I found a couple different things that called it a nipple shield. So that's what her stylist called it. They interviewed her. That's how I got that.

But it's not much of a shield. It's like a, it looks like a sun with rays, but the center of the sun is missing and the nipple is protruding through it. It's jewelry. So they do make these like nipple covers that are like a pasty kind of thing. Lash colored pasty type things for like modesty reasons. If you're going to be like at a wedding and you want your nips popping in front of the whole like,

you know, church of people or whatever. They make those for like, vaginas too. They make like a thing that goes on your vagina so you don't get a camel toe. It's more about modesty, but there's nothing modest about what she's wearing there. And there's nothing wrong with it

too. The fact that we got in such an uproar as a people or a culture or whatever is crazy. It's just a titty. It's just a titty. What are we doing? I probably liked the attention. Janet Jackson wasn't like some kind of massive superstar back then. Was she this

that might have been like a hey look at me thing. That was probably a publicity. done. Yeah. Probably, although it does predate that period in where like all the hot girls were showing their pussies and tits on the internet.

Like there's that famous photo and it's Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and they all have their pussies out in the same car. Like you've got like three pussies in one shot. Like it doesn't happen naturally. Like clearly they were all like, let's see our pussies tonight

to the paparazzi. It'll get us a lot of press. And they're like, oh, that's such a great idea. I just shaved my pussy. Wonderful. They're literally flashing their pussies to the paparazzi. So it was Brittany Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and who?

Paris Hilton. Okay, cool. Thank you. Thank you very much. And I will say, Paris Seltin, best pussy in the crowd. Best pussy in the crowd.

Oh my gosh. Zach is on it, and this picture is wild. Who did you say is best? Paris. Paris. Paris. I would have thought you'd prefer Brittany.

Are you looking at this now? You know, I'm looking right now. I guess I would shade toward Brittany. Based on this photo, but I've got other Brittany evidence because I go to this subreddit that has been following Britney's downfall. I've been studying this for years. Yeah. So based on this evidence, I would go Brittany, but I have other.

You know what? Just wheel out that cork board with all the string on it and all that you've got about this. We'll get the easel. Hang on. Yeah, I've seen more of her pussy than I, well, I'm happy to admit, I've seen so much of Britney Spears's vagina and tithes, because I go to her subreddit, because she's been having that mental illness episode for, like, the last 27 years.

And so she just goes on camera. She's just a student of the blade. She is a student of the blade. But she's just got, like, she's always got her tities out and like, like, a quarter inch of her pussy out. Like, she's just, like, dancing and, like, flirtatiously,

like, showing you a little nipple and like a little butt hole. Did you see the clip of her doing, like, the knife dance and, like, She's like the lead up where she's not swinging the knives around and everything. One of her dogs comes and is like looking concerned. And then she starts windmealing with the knives and the dog runs away. I'm not, I don't want to be a part of this.

This is spooking me. Well, but even better than that. And it's what everybody mentions is like you can see dog shit in the background sometimes in her nice ass house. It's like there's clearly like dog turds in the background. and here's this 41-year-old former pop star who's still fairly attractive, like fairly dressed,

dancing erratically with knives, and she has crazy eyes. She's got those, who's that lady that exercised her kids to death, that clancy, something clancy or whatever? She's got Lindsay Clancy eyes, like a pair of people. Exercise them to death.

Oh, God. That's what it was. It turned out she didn't kill them. It was an exercise program going awry. Dude, we haven't talked about it since the mistrial, though, right? Yeah, it's push, push. Yeah, so the bet is a push.

Nothing happened. I don't know what's going to happen to her. And someone said they don't expect it to work out well for her in the long run. Hopefully not. You know, she did kill those kids. I saw one of the lady jurors, like, giving an interview and was like, the holdout guy had such a difficult time overlooking the fact that she viciously. murdered her children and it was like he just gets stuck on that yeah he was just he was a

he was persevering on the murder during the trial deliberations yeah they'll do another trial and she'll go innocent that's that's what you think no yeah i think they i'm stuck on this i don't think any reasonable person thinks she's innocent the defense didn't argue that she didn't do it there are people Twitter or whatever, like psychos who were like, you know, we don't even know for sure she did it. It could have been the dad. But the defense isn't claiming she didn't do it. Everyone is just kind of saying, yeah, she did it, but she was suffering at the time. I don't think, I think that was the best it could go for her.

I think it'll go that way every single time. Really? I hope not. She killed three kids and then admitted to it. Yeah. You're coming off as a little sexist, Taylor. But she was, like, so stressed. I mean, I think the only relevant point is going to be whether they proved beyond a reasonable doubt or not that she wasn't having some sort of a psychotic event that would not make her guilty.

And they couldn't do that. And that's what they go back to over and over and over. So another jury is going to do the same thing. I don't know. Well, it depends how many women are on it. There were three men on this. you know, only two, only one of them held out. Well, it was three men, nine women, right?

Yeah, three men, though. One of the, one of the people who went guilty at first was, was actually a woman, which was kind of surprising to me. But they, you know, they said that it was big personalities. So basically he got mean-girled into being like, okay, fine, she's innocent, which is like exactly what you would expect. Yeah. And not what you want in a jury situation.

and you don't want someone being like, I can't have fucking Kedoba again tomorrow. Fine. You know, have a blast out there, Lindsay. There were multiple women that agreed with him and were talked down to guilty with insanity.

I don't think guilty with insanity is a thing. I thought it would be not guilty by insanity. Yeah. Zach wrote that. It wasn't like a news article I quoted. Unless he quoted it. That's a tough one too because like they put her in a mental hospital. They're going to be reevaluating.

I would imagine every like six to eight months. And more likely than not in the next couple years, they're going to be like, all right, well, you didn't have any psychotic episodes before you murdered your kids. And you haven't had any since you murdered your kids. And so, you know, here you go. Like enjoy. Enjoy whole foods this afternoon. that's happened before. Well, what do you want to do to her, Taylor?

You're describing a scenario of which she's been completely rehabilitated, and you're still not satisfied. You can't be rehabilitated from murdering three of your own kids. You're crazy. You're a lunatic. I'm not sure if it's about the kids anymore with you. You seem to have a lot of hatred towards women for some reason. I can't put my finger on.

I don't think so. You're screaming for Ludd. You're saying rehabilitated or not. She needs to go. I don't do. Would you want her as a neighbor? I'd want her as the mother of my children. Actually, no, you're a terrible example.

I should make of no better mother imaginable than this woman. She's perfect. She's perfect, all right? And I'm not going to try to fix her because there's nothing broken there. All right? I'll be waiting when she gets out. Who's the one who drove her kids into the lake with the truck? There's a lot of good.

mom's out there, Kyle. South Carolina. Might not have been a truck, but yeah, she put, she put her kid in the car, buckled in, and rolled it in the boat ramp into the lake.

And sort of try to pretend it was an accident. Yeah. Kyle, that's South Park was in upwards of four, six feet of water. There was no saving those children. Nah, I am a good shoes on to.

Phone was in my pocket. Right? I had my phone on me. If I wanted to hold my phone, and I can just leave it there on the beach. And look at these boots. These take a minute to get off. You can see.

They were goners. They were goners. Yeah. You'd be in her corner, Kyle, as her boyfriend slash husband. You'd be like she was, I should have specified on the three by three workout structure. I told her. Like it should have been, you know, more reps. You don't understand.

People knew to working out. It takes a while to get the form right. Yeah, she was anchoring the bands to the children's jugular. So it all went awry. She didn't get a workout at all. Yeah, I mean, I know we mentioned it last week, but that lady who'd murdered three of her kids in the 50s and then went to an insane asylum,

like a year or two later, they say, you're good to go. And then she went out, had three more kids and murdered all of them too. Well, yeah, all sorts of anecdotal things could come. up and I bet there was a lady who came out and then she was a great mother, you know? Who's to say? Who's to say? I don't know why you're casting even further aspersions with this weird anecdotal evidence that you had to go back not 50 years, but nearly 75 years to pull out of your pocket. I just don't know, Taylor. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I think you go free. There aren't a ton of crazy women that murder three of their children, so you do have to go back.

I mean, in Massachusetts there are. There's already been another case where they're asking for a dismissal because of insanity. I think it was, I forget what town it was. All the time. Well, abortion was in Chicago, I think. I don't know what he's referring to there. Yeah, pretty messed up. Well, I think that we stay away from those.

I think that people don't understand just how awful kids are until they have them. And then they're stuck there with, you know, no way out. I think there should be some sort of a junior parenting program where you could go in and you could absorb like half an hour of the hell that it is to have. Three fucking like kids under the age of five or six or whatever. You might start getting out the exercise equipment. That's all I'm saying. I don't know. I think you're too cynical.

I'm telling you, you spend a week with those three kids. You'll be ordering a bowflex. All right. You'll be thinking thoughts. I'm going to go Ben Wamode. I'm going to get shredded. and then hang myself off the fucking like peck retracting section of it i think benoit hung himself from a lap pull-down machine or something like that i'm pretty sure yeah i bet he got one final

set in where he's like i want to be big when they find me i want to die with a pump you know who else died with a pump david carotene yeah he did he did he was at his fullest He jacked himself off. Can you imagine? The worst possible thing would be you're completely flaccid and bereft of blood when they find you there. You'd hope that you'd have some sort of priapism.

Does Brighamor just give you a boner? That's what he's talking about, yeah. I don't. I would imagine from that position, it would have to, right? Because all that blood's going to settle in your lower extremities. That's, there's not, no.

I don't think that dead bodies have a wreck which is what we're getting at. I bet David Carradon was good and flaccid by the time they got to him. I hope it does settle. Not so much that I'm like a full on hard on and they judge me. I want it to be like a chub where I'm just like enhanced and they judge me favorably. Jackie fluff me. Yeah, yeah.

Just just hanged on. Fluff me before the paramedics get here. I'd clean the room first too. I'd be like the paramedics would come in and they'd be like, wow. so few pizza boxes shove a couple of socks down there yeah we find it immediately I don't see the pizza boxes

but I smell them guy's dick wasn't even out he was choking himself for the fucking love of the game he just hung himself with some tear away pajama pants like fucking Epstein easy peasy

Carrady was a drunk too. You go back and watch his old movies. He's like slurring his speech. I don't know about that. It's like he's clearly drunk. He made a lot of like B movies, like B action movies where he's like a, I don't know, like a space cop or something with a mega gun. Like lots of stupid shit like that. I've only seen Kill Bill with him.

That's the only movie I've seen with Carrie. Well, the biggest thing is Kung Fu back in the day. The Kung Fu TV show was, I don't know if it was a. big deal if it was popular, but I knew it, even as a kid, and I watched it. He was in there. Playing a Chinese man, I think. Yeah, it was an awful show. Like, this guy moved at one-third speed. Half-speed would be amazing for him, and he somehow won all his fights, and he was like 70. Now, you're talking about kung fu, the legend continues. Panda. Perhaps, I don't know. Okay, so there's two kung fu's. There's the OG Kung Fu made in like the

60s, I think. It feels like a western. where he's wandering the wild west getting into stuff and then kung fuing his way out of it as a young man and then there's kung fu I think it's called The Legend Continues or The Legendary Journeys, something like that and it's in like

early 90s San Francisco and he is an old man in that and his like younger grandson or something is a Kung Fu cop something like that I haven't seen it since I was like eight years old or something yeah I haven't seen it since I was like eight years old or something yeah i haven't i think i saw the original too but it's possible that young woody thought anyone over 20

was over 70 yeah no concept of age like yeah we really overestimated how effective kung fu would be and you know just general back ms ama's amazing for that before you have c one i thought boxers were the absolute top of the food chain that anytime he wanted to a guy like mike tyson could beat up anyone on the planet. And if it wasn't him, then clearly it was these small gymnastic people from Asia, right? Yeah. You know, the real, oh my God, they're going to run up the side of the octagon, do a double backflip, land on a guy's shoulder. I saw how effective drunken style could be.

And there's no MMA counter for that as far as I know. Like this is my thought process, UFC one. And it was head kick. It was like they can just kick you in the head before you can react. That was what movies and TV had told us that like that little. Asian guy, he'll be a flip. And you'll be so confused by the flip that you won't see that the next flip is actually a kick. And you'll be unconscious.

And you're like, fuck. Bruce Lee was woping up on Wilk Chamberlain or something back in the day. And I just thought like that's how it would go. And then it turns out the toughest guys in the world were these Brazilians that could grapple. And then after a little bit of training, like Midwest farmers who learned sub-defense became the toughest guys around. It was a little while It was a bag of of Stanis, but no longer.

I have not seen video of Bruce Lee. Is it not good? Yeah. Hitting the bag, it's just like exactly what you would expect if you walked into a YMCA and there was like some teenager who like is trying to show off for a girl.

It's like really bad. Did he make a lot of sounds? Like, what? You know, I don't think there was sound in the thing, but he's basically like just literally throwing like that

at the bag. It's like kind of, kind of ridiculous. So I'm with you. There are some things that I can't explain. Like I saw a guy he put two fingers like one inch from a flower pot and then broke the pot. And I was like, oh, how did he do

that? Right? I could do that. I could push the pot. It was a fake pot. Whenever I see somebody break a thing, I'm like, you got to come break my thing before I believe you because like, I don't know, I've made fucking videos before. I don't trust. your fucking thing over there.

I bet you've got a doctored pot or a messed up phone book you're ripping and tearing or whatever. I remember when the power team came to my church, I was like, let's go up there and touch those. Oh, that was sick. And we went up there. Those are real bricks. The power team was crushing. So much so that I took a chunk of one, got Rex, the biggest guy from the power team to sign it, kept it in my bedroom closet until I was 29 years old. Threw it away.

I got a brick in my closet. I was like, I was like, there's a brick in my closet. And I was like, Rex. Like, gay shit,

was I into. I got a signed brick from Jericho. I got who definitely died of a heart attack, like 12 years ago. I mentioned this many years ago. But when I was like 16, 17, my friend, we were spending night at his house.

And he was like, oh, dude, tonight, the power team is at, like my church, like their church service, you guys want to go and see them like rip phone books and lift like a thousand pound cross and like do a bunch of crazy stuff? And he was like, and we were like, yeah, absolutely. And so we went and we watched.

They were ripping shit. They were tearing shit. They were lifting heavy things. They were all jacked out of their mind. And then it got like towards like the very end of their little, you know, song and dance. And me and my buddies started to be like, hey, you guys want to get out of here because they're about to do preaching. And then like we were like getting up and this jacked guy fucking Jericho or Rex or whatever was like And something I want to say to everyone who's enjoyed our show tonight is don't leave now

Don't leave now if you've enjoyed what you've seen those far give us a few minutes and let us talk to you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ And we were like fuck that guy's probably not that quick but he's you know I don't know how we're going to get back to my buddy's bonfire and meet up with people and drink and smoke cigarettes because we need to now we're locked in to a cool 45 minute speech from this guy where he's like

you know what gave me the strength you know what was that movie where he's like when I go back to Starlight night yeah that's Napoleon Dynamite you think a loser goes home to Starlight every day

and she's just shredded to him from that was that was basically what it was This looks like a scam. It's religious. They don't want to. So it's obviously a scam. Yeah.

They don't know. They don't want anything. They're literally there selflessly trying to show you that like big, tough, strong guys, like through their faith. Can you go to 27 seconds? They are breaking shit and ripping stuff. Oh, yeah. Look at this.

Watch these things break. That was not a hard kick. Watch this thing break. It was so hard to bricks, bro. difficult. Watch these kicks. It turned it into a drop elbow. He's blowing up that hot water bottle.

Dude. Woody couldn't blow up a regular, no, no, never. Actually, barely blow up a bubble. Blowing shit is like my core competency. Woody, they're exploding. That guy had to wear goggles.

It was so intense. And also that brick break thing, they just need spaces between the bricks. Like, I've seen. seen like the like hocom oh they caught you martial arts where they just don't put spaces between the bricks and they're

all stacked solidly and nobody can bust it. There have to be little spaces between Oh look at the bar bent. I don't have this Catholic Mass. I want one of those bars. This is probably Catholic. This is what I wanted. I want that bar that he just been up and another kid went up there.

fucking, what was his name? Fitzpatrick was his last name. He was the preacher's son and somehow he made it to the front of the line and he's the only one who got a bent piece of metal and the rest of us just got bricks and shit. And some kid got pieces of a phone book. I felt so bad for him. At least I got the brick. Yeah. Yeah, I'd rather have the brick as well. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, there was some exaggeration there because all those feats of strength. Again, the brick breaking,

they have to have it set up a certain way to make the brick break work. Do you not know this? There's a reason there's little shims between every layer of brick when they do that and there's a little space. To make it harder. No. You don't think that. It creates a fulcrum point in the middle. I don't know. And physics or building materials, clearly you don't even understand faith in the Lord. When you put that space in there, that's that little bit of doubt in your heart. That's what that space is. And it's crushed when he comes down on it with that 12th, the sick L. I'm disappointed in Taylor. He did a spin move into the elbow.

When Woody scoffed at that, that's how I knew that the devil had his hand on the feet of shoulder, that he was saying, You know what I like to the... It's impressive, is it? You could do it with my strength. I like the two superfluous kicks before the elbow, where he's like,

who the demons you couldn't see. I imagine demons there who were getting layway and sent flying by those kicks. Two foot tall demons. Yeah. But anyway, if anyone's going to see the power team, You got to get out in the middle of the last event if you're trying to bounce because they will call you out and they're pretty gigantic. You don't want to.

They do. You and you're in your shins. Yeah. And then you feel rude because you look around and everyone else, no one else was planning on leaving. Is there a little bit of you that would like to be a member of the power team? No. Clearly. Come on.

Taylor, don't want to be in the power team. I don't want to be in the power team, but Taylor does. I think I would have had to get real serious with it in my 20s to be a member of the power team. Look at those guys. Those guys look spry to you. Kyle, you're right.

It's not a riding competition. That was almost me. The whole thing was so clearly fake. We can do that now. We don't even, we're only going to get big for the, for like the visual of us doing it. These are like,

did you know what my stunts would be? It'd be like, watch his power tailor sprints across the entire stage. Look at it. Afterward, I'm like, I'm like, through the power of God. Like, just like, I'm completely. Like, I break out three phone books. They're like, oh, my God.

And then I jump over them. These are yellow pages. I'm like, I can only do the white pages right now. I can only tear dottily directories. can't do this of real shit. Yeah. That looks a ton of fun to me.

That looks like, especially if you got kids watching and they believe. Like that's the only time WWE would be fun to me but like be a part of it to do it. Is it there are kids there

that like believed in the gimmick. The idea of doing WWE as like, I understand John's seen as a multi-millionaire and an international superstar. But there's got to be a little part of him that when he goes out there

in those shorts and like says, oh, deceiver, not this time. I'm going to put the captain's helmet on and whoop you good. And some 38 year old guy goes, there's a little part of him that just goes,

fuck. No, he's an actor. Like, if you're going to be an actor and you're, like, you have to sign up to be in bad movies. You can't like finish your line and then be like,

the shit's so gay. Like you have to, you have to live it. I don't know, man. The WWE, like, especially since he's like, he's done real movies. And he's a good actor. He's legitimately a good actor. Like, I've seen him do stuff where I'm like, yeah, yeah.

I'm really, seriously. He's good. Like, he's definitely the best WWE actor. Like, The Rock sucks. The Rock can't act. The Rock has never once on screen portrayed a different person than himself. He's always played that big strong guy who's charismatic and smiles big. That's the Rock's character in every movie.

he's ever played. You know who I think was a pretty good actor? Maybe he played himself, but Andre the Giant. I'm thinking specifically of when he explained that he was used to fighting crowds for charities and stuff like that. And like, I, he turned my opinion of him. And I'm like, you know, all right, so maybe he's playing Andre, but it worked for me. I liked it. I'll give him a thumbs up. I said, and he didn't do that voice so well.

Princess Bride. Well, Andre the Giant. Like, he can just do Andre the Giant so well. well. Who was the wrestler who did Bonesaw in the Spider-R Randy Savage? Randy Savage. That was,

I liked him in that because he did talk scary. He was like, you come down here. I'm going to rape you. You know, you got, I got you for three minutes. I got you for three minutes. Was this Rocky? He talks with his teeth even separating. That's Hulk

Hogan, playing a character called Thunderlips. in. Yes. Thunderlips. And he had these girls next to him. He were like,

they were like bonning at thunderlips. It was great. But then Toby McGuire was kind of a pussy for the first part of the fight against a little homophobic, too.

Do you remember that? Bonesaw was like, was like, get down here, stuff crawling around. And he's like, that's a nice costume you got.

Did your boyfriend make it for you? And it's like, that's very homophobic, Peter. Did he say that? No, it'd be funny if he did.

It would be funny if he did. I was buying. I'm going to pull you down and rape you. How's that? I don't think the macho man lived much longer after that. He was just bulging in that movie. He looked like in an unhealthy kind of way. Like he looked way to,

like his face was all swollen and like, his face had a pump. He had steroid. Steroid. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And so even. Macho man,

I don't think the macho man was natty, no. No. No. You don't think. I don't think macho man was. I agree with Kyle. this one. I'll fact check it though. And then poor Toby McGuire

had to go from the high of that victory to the low of coming out there, Uncle Ben, dead. And he's like, Uncle Ben, what can I do to save you? And he's like, it was some fucking Italian guy, I swear to God. It was one of those greasy pieces of shit.

Never forgive the Puerto Rican speter. Never forgive them for what they did. He had on the lure pants. Hold by hating your heart, Peter. Hold by hate in your heart. That'd be such a better movie. He was a really overweight Italian guy, but also,

I don't even know if you were to go for him. He's one of those guys clearly had really high blood pressure, but he's letting it ride. He looked a little Greek. He's not long for this world. Not long for this world. Whatever you do, don't let you, don't let a gobly. blow up my wife

keep out of his Peter don't have don't let that make that's the only thing I can ask of you my boy is don't let a guy dressed as a goblin bomb my wife okay

he had one job I should have said strange request okay oh damn I feel Uncle Ben He bombed the shit out of her

She did get blown up She dies in the new two Spoilers Rats Well I think I'm like five generations New ones behind So they could be any of those Yeah

Yeah yeah Are you gonna watch the new The new Avengers movie It's gonna be a big deal They've already done $50 million in pre-sales I'm just too far behind that whole world To pick it up now Like there's 50 movies

that I haven't seen. 32 is the most. I watched Endgame and I was like, I don't even know who these fucking people are. Wait, wait, you know, it wasn't Endgame. It was years ago when Infinity War came out and you guys were like, I think Kyle said,

just watch that one. And I watched it and everyone was like landing at the end. And I'm like, oh, okay, that's Mark Ruffalo. God knows who the other dozen are. Like, people seem upset at this person's death, but like, she's dressed like a fucking mantis or something

so I don't know what her do you She's called mantis asleep Oh that was pretty good She can make me She's a little mind control But her main thing is helping people through insomnia It seems

Is she really named mantis? Yeah, she's got antennae Oh nice There's one part where they're like All right guys put on your mean faces And he's kind of kidding But it is time to get serious Because the bad guy might be here

And mantis goes Oh Like in the bad background it's so fucking cute she's just like oh that's her mean face she's serious now yeah that's how i felt watching that where like i saw chris pratt in that raccoon land and i'm like oh i know them i know those guys i haven't seen a single avengers movie i've i've seen like one captain america movie and it was the one with gsb in it and they made it sound like he was in the whole movie but he was not.

He was in the first five minutes. Yeah. That's when I decided fuck this shit. The Marvel movies are, in my mind, the recent, like, cultural additions from Hollywood, right? Like, I say this all the time. Avatar, huge movie, big sales, zero, absolute zero cultural impact.

No one really thinks about that. No one dresses up as that. Right. But like the Star Wars, the Rockies, the Terminator, quotable. They become part of our culture. They're part of Western culture and the Marvel movies are now too. They're recent edition. I agree. They're almost like their own like the Marvel thing is as big as like the Western period was in Hollywood. Like it's its own period of film that that has been so big and all encompassing whether you like it or not. I do think there's too many movies and to add to what you're saying. It's too many heroes. You could say superhero movies. But it's really Marvel because no one's really. thinking about Superman or maybe a little like early Batman like you know dark night but uh mostly

we're talking about that's the the period we're talking about these someone who has seen avengers and iron man one and infinity war it seems like they have a problem of there's too many heroes and so then the bad guy always has to be a big bad there there's not a big team of bad guy There's not like a guy with a bunch of putties. The Legion of Doom. Okay. That's what they're called. That's what Thanos is in charge of.

Even Thanos, I don't think they did enough to make his henchmen famous, but he had like four very powerful bad guys. And he didn't tend to fight more than four or so good guys at the same time until the big scenes with Thanos himself. They honestly do a better job of it than you would imagine Taylor. Like you end up caring about the little character. more than you do. Like, you know Thor is the god of thunder. He's not going to get punched too hard and die. But some of these other little guys, like,

Dirtman might. Like when Dirtman jumps in the fight, you're like, oh, if he doesn't get wet, like, then he'll get all muddy. Oh, Dirt, Dirtman should be fulfilling perhaps like an administrative position. Yeah, right. Sugar Man, he's the one with the water weakness.

But like, I care about that fucking raccoon. Like, I watch that, I watch the, I think it's Guardian 3. I cried. When you see that raccoon's backstory, Taylor, he had all these little forest critter friends and bad things happened to him. Stay out of my garbage. You fucking scumbag. I got the raccoon and Sugarman who's going to scratch him to death and then Sugarman's like, prepare for the slow death of type 2. I have to pierce your pancreas isn't it?

Creating up insulin, doesn't it? He's got a question mark on his forehead. It doesn't even make it? sense. The question it should be a Roman numeral two, right? They call me

A1C. It's going to be big. I think it's, I think it might be the biggest movie of the year. Everybody's so hype for it. I like that Robert Danny Jr. is coming back, I guess. When? December 17th. Oh, that's not too far off. I said they already did 50 million in pre-sales.

Like they've already sold 50 million tickets for a movie that comes out in December. Damn. Yeah, I did hear you say that, but I didn't associate it with like it being very soon. Yeah, it's not too far away. No, I'm excited for it. I've managed to stay completely spoiler-free. I really don't know what it's about or who's in it or what cameos are going to happen. I don't like spoilers for that stuff.

I just know that Robert Danny Jr., I think is playing Dr. Dune. And I'm there for that. I'll watch that. did you watch any of the UFC this past week no what I miss I don't know the fights were fine I'm more interested in like the fights to come and what they're going to do with everybody

I know that Sean Strickland is training again but I think that like I don't think they're going to do an interim there they they yoinked Chefchenko's belt away so that they could make this ridiculous card in Salt Lake City I think she's like number two female fighter of all time. They took her belt away. I think, I don't think it had been like 300 days of inactivity, I guess.

Number one being Nunez probably. Yeah, Nunez got to be your number one. Because she beat Shevichenko at least once, maybe twice. And Ronda twice. Although I think one of them was really close. It was really close. I remember at the time thinking Shepchinko won that fight.

But anyway, that youanked her belt to make some fight with two girls I've never heard of before for Salt Lake City. And then meanwhile, the Abu Dhabi card or wherever it is that happens right after that is like floated. Like clearly they're getting the good card and the Americans are getting the shit card. I wouldn't mind to see Shevchenko retire. She's pretty old.

She's had a great career. She has nothing left to prove. I think all she has in front of her is the downside. Like you don't have to do that. You've locked this in. You're amazing and kind of cool. And that's enough. No, I agree with that.

A fight even. Women's M.A. has not been doing that well lately there's nobody uh Kayla Harrison got got injured and she's out for who knows how long so she's just sitting there at 145 pounds holding that belt waiting on nunez to unretire to fight her maybe uh yeah there's nothing going on in women's m ms they should just shut her the whole damn thing although there was a great women's mima fight on that last card i can't remember the girl's names but it was a tremendous fight there's so much blood it's crazy Hmm

Who's on that Abu Dhabi card I'd have to pull it up Yeah I've I never know who's on what card I figure out like the Thursday or the Friday After not after before And I think we're trying to make a decision Quick decide if you want to steal it or not

Yeah Oh it's Volcanowski Yeah it's Volkanovsky is the main event Who's he fighting? Your Jan is fighting Marab and oh He's fighting Mobs far Movsar Evelove, who's 20 and O undefeated Russian guy.

Then Peter Jan is the co-main fighting Marab de Vallejovili. And then it kind of delineates down from there. Alexander Volkov's on the card. He's fighting. Dominic Reyes is on the prelims. I haven't been as locked into UFC. Is Evelov? Does he speak English?

I have no idea. I doubt it, though. I think he does. I'm pretty sure he does. You think he does? Okay. I really like my champs to speak English. that's this yeah like my one selfish ask

I don't care what their style is I care but I'm okay with any style I'm okay with almost anything but if they don't speak English I have a hard time it's terrible connecting with them if they try if they just give me a little broken English like I fight hard that's better that's better I fight for you yeah like that's all I need literally there was some guy who's like I fuck you and I'm like

Oh, it was Vanderley-Silva. Yeah, yeah. I'm here to talk, Chuck. Do not forget. Do not forget gay Jesus. Do not forget gay Jesus. Remember that? Yeah, he's telling them not to forget about Jesus, but in his broken Cuban accent while he's concussed, it sounds like, don't forget gay Jesus.

That's terrific. And the crowd is like, he calling Jesus gay? You can hear like some light booing. that he doesn't understand Scott, who do you think if you were king, who would have won this fight? The Yol Vermero versus Tim Kennedy fight?

I'm not too sure. You know, I'm not that familiar with Tim Kennedy. I know a little bit about him, but I feel like he was kind of before my time when I started really getting into it. You must not know this fight. They had a fight. They fought. Yolomero won kind of.

I think it was. the second round. Kennedy beat the brakes off him. And Yo Romero was basically out on the stool. And they did this thing where like he couldn't return to the bell and his corner accidentally maybe spilled ice or couldn't get the stool out of the ring in time. Yeah. And they just did all this stalling stuff. And Tim's like, I win. If he can't answer the bell, I win. But he got like an extra minute to rest. And then he came back. Tim was like, not locked in anymore. His mental was weak, I would argue. And he lost in the third round.

Now, there was a moment where he just briefly grabbed Romero's glove, which happens like a million times in every fight. But when you saw it in slow-mo, they're like, oh, well, they're both cheaters. No, there's a difference between like holding a glove for probably a quarter second and not returning to the bell after the round starts again. I might be a Tim Kennedy stand, even though he probably wouldn't like me. But I just thought it was cheap. Yeah, yeah.

Now, that's like we call those professional fowls is like grabbing the glove or like knee into the coin. It's like everyone kind of does those a little bit. Like I've done it in my fights. I hit a dude in the back of the head a couple of times thinking that he would turn over. he didn't the referee yelled at me to stop I stopped um but like like uh the the ice bucket thing like I never watched that fight but like I remember that and it's like yeah there needs there needs to be a lot more policing for stuff like that you know it may not happen all the time but when it does happen it's like you know you should

have been more careful with the ice bucket dude at the very least take a point away go ahead i think the UFC is a different kind of sport and I even do air quotes under sport I like the fact that baseball is about to have playoffs. The best team is going to play the best teams. Whoever has the best record is going to play the best records. And it's going to leave out some teams that might be getting hot right now or might have like an interesting story because fair is fair. UFC doesn't care about fair is fair.

So they're like, wait, is this guy social media going off? That he just like, I guarantee you if some guy today stopped to like stop the robbery or something and became some sort of an internet superstar because like this. this guy who's like ranked seventh in the middleweight division stopped a robbery and kick some guy on the internet, he'd have a big fight coming up soon. They just plug him in. Like they give the fans what they want to see. And I don't know, I've always appreciated that about the UFC that you're not exactly getting a regular sport. So sometimes people will lube themselves up with Vaseline and win a championship or sometimes people will- Well, that one's okay because I like him. That one's okay,

because we like him. And BJ Penn was going to go retarded anyway and think his mother had been... Skinwalked. He thought she's... He thinks his mother's a skinwalker. It's somehow even less fair than the college football playoff system

where you just let a bunch of guys... You saw what happened this week. They literally stole that game from Michigan. I thought you were exaggerating and I've done some research. They straight up just cheated. They just stole that game and gave it to Michigan. Yeah.

Western Michigan got hosed. The NCAA had an announcement. They were like, going forward, we will always just use the game clock for the game, not the super secret clock that only the officials have access to and only wheel out occasionally when Michigan needs to win. But we're not changing the result in CAA out. Like, what is that? Not changing.

Well, they already changed the result once to give it to Michigan. Yeah. But they can't unchange it to give it back to Western Michigan. It'd be funny. They're like, you know what? We found another second. on the clock. It's weird. Come on back, boys.

We're going to run it again. I need you guys to come back next Saturday and sort this out. I feel bad for the Western Michigan. Yeah, it was a mail-in second. You could do it up to a week after. You could fire that in. Yeah, she, that's just bullshit for poor Western Michigan.

Because you know those guys were stoked as hell. The Coast was coming out. The Coast was like this. No doubt. Right? They did it right. Was that a few years ago? Yeah.

More than a few. We're App State beat Michigan, I think. Oh, that's forever ago. That's 2005, 2006. Oh, shit. Was it? Okay. Yeah, that's literally 19 or 20 years ago, something like that.

I don't know. But that is something that only happens for teams like Michigan. If fucking Missou is down to Missouri State at, you know, 7 to 12 or whatever, the SEC isn't putting a second back for Missouri. Can you think of another game where it ever happened? It's never happened. That's why it's such a big deal. There's plenty of times we'll put time back on the clock because like the game got paused at an odd moment.

They're like, well, let's reel it back. Let's see when he stepped out of bounds. And they'll watch his foot slow slow mode to the line with the clock superimposed. Oh, one second left. We get another play. Like, I understand that totally. But that's not what happened here. The game clock said zero.

They went to their like super secret clock that we don't have access to. And we're like, now there's another second on this one. Somehow a made up clock that didn't align with any of the other broadcasters. But like, yeah, I saw using all the game clocks. It was like, all right. And here's where it hit 0.0. And the ball is still in the air, meaning that whether or not he catches this is the determining fact. The worst part is they synchronized the clocks in the fourth quarter and announced it.

They were like, all right, we're sinking the clocks up. to there won't be any funny business. Like they literally did that in the fourth quarter. Like they synced up the clocks and like made it all like official. And still they found an extra second for those guys. I would be so upset if that was my team. Like I'm a little bit of like just the part of me that I don't know appreciates right and wrong is like, ah, that's bullshit.

You guys didn't win that game. Why would they do that? That poor like smaller team, they would have meant so much to them. But if that had been my team, if you GA had lost that, I'd be fucking livid. I'd be looking to poison a tree somewhere or something. Oh yeah, I forgot they did that. Yeah, I'm poisoning tree. I don't care. The oldest tree in Alabama.

Yeah. I'll work you up and that's what it takes. Yeah, I don't remember what that guy did, but he literally called in the morning show. I think it was Alabama and Auburn had this huge rivalry. And the caller called into the big morning show and was like, and I'm going to tell you what I did. I went to their big sacred tree and poisoned it. Sure did. And the guy's like, what?

Don't poison the shit out of it. Welcome to silly Willie's Alabama hour. We're talking about the red tide. Let it roll. Call it up to. I'll tell you what I'm up to. Poisoning an arbren's tree. That's right.

That sacred tree I poisoned it. And he's like, oh, not cool. I tell you what I've done. I spend a criminal case. $17. die and become a whole thing? Yeah, they killed the tree. Yeah.

I can't decide if that's terrible or a little bit based. It's terrible. It's really terrible. It was like a really old. It was like a really old tree like in their courtyard. The tree or was it like on its last legs? No, it was a big old tree and they would like decorate it with like streamers. It was like what they rallied around like for game night.

It's like all right, everybody met at the big tree for the game rally. Then we're going to head on there to splinters knob and run. raise the flag or whatever they do. I'm sure they've got some sort of sacred knobs and flags and such. Yeah, raise their roll-tide, cursive A or whatever. Whatever Auburn does. Aren't they pigs or something? Raise their bags.

I really don't know. No, that's Arkansas. That's Arkansas. Auburn is, are they tigers also? They are tigers, yeah. LSU and Auburn, both tigers, I think. And Clemson. And Mesoo.

You're a new animal, you losers. What? You and you. How many tigers are there? There's a group of like soldiers in the Civil War, I guess, that were called the Missouri Tigers. They named them after that. I don't know.

They were unions. There were five. There's no way you named the fifth. So obviously LSU, Clemson, Auburn, and Missouri. And there's a fifth one, a fifth tiger in the NCAA. Oh, well, that could be fucking anywhere. NCAA is too big. It's not a fun game.

No one will get it. No one will get it. No one. I was on the tip of my tongue. Yeah. And I mean, Scott's up in the Northeast where they don't even know about NCAA sports because what do they have?

Like UMass, Boston College, just those teams that you see on your schedule as an SEC team like, hell yeah. Awesome. We have the Harvard Crimson. That's what we have.

Perfect. I mean, I would love Mazu to schedule the Harvard Crimson for game one. The UMass Minute Men. Beat them 72 to nothing. There's no college football culture up there. It's too much Pat's success.

Why would you care? That's exactly what it is. Like, it's like you guys are speaking in Greek talking about like college teams. And there's a weird piece of it where it's like, like I, somebody explained it to me once. They were like, look, these are the guys that want to make it to the NFL. So they're playing like there's no tomorrow, even though there is going to be a tomorrow if they make it.

The NFL guys, they're just trying. to maximize how much money they make in their career. So sometimes they're holding a little bit back. But like it's hard not to be poisoned by having seven, what was it, like seven Super Bowls in your lifetime? That's like a sizable chunk of your life. Yeah.

I remember watching the first one against the St. Louis Rams actually. Who won the first, who won the first Super Bowl then before Brady? No, no, we didn't, we didn't win any Super Bowl. before then we were we were we were in a couple of Super Bowls like I think we were uh we were um I think we were in the first Super Bowl we lost to Green Bay hmm it might have been six then I could be wrong but I think Brady won seven but he won one with Tampa Bay yeah yeah so he won six with yeah because I remember uh I was watching at my buddy Tim's house that like the age of 10 or 11 or whatever

because St. Louis had just won. They had like the greatest show on turf with Marshall Falk and Kurt Warner and all those guys. And then fucking the year or two years after they won the Super Bowl in 99,

they lost to the Pats. Very gay. But I did win. I believe I won the little contest at my buddy's house where you just like show up and write something in a cube in like this grid. about what the score is and all the good scores had been taken because I was late because my mom couldn't get ready fast enough and I ended up getting the good the good spot got 50 bucks which for a 10 year old is a king's ransom like you can get whatever for 50 bucks that was pretty lame and then we lost our team which I I never cared about the Rams and I totally understood why because none of my friends also cared about the Rams and they're

arena was horrible and the team was so bad for so many years that they just they got no support and then i think stan cronkey the owner moved him to la and suddenly started spending money on the team again it was like he spent half a decade with owning the st louis rams being like no i won't sign this guy i won't sign that like like trying to make the worst possible product to keep people from going and then used that as a rationale of like well we got to move it i've been putting, you know, the equivalent of fucking UMass together. And we've been losing, you know, every game every year. Let's just move them.

Moving to L.A. And it was weird that he picked L.A. Because I think L.A. is who lost the team the first time to come to St. Louis, right? Yeah. It went L.A., St. Louis, L.A.? Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that sort of was. Yeah. But regardless, I don't really watch the NFL anyway.

I barely watch college football. Like I'll watch Missou versus Georgia this year at least for the first quarter until I'm like, ah, Kyle's gonna send me updates on this. I mean, I might. We'll see how this season goes.

You know, it's, we've got two or three, like top ten schools we got to play. Obviously that first game went super well. Just fucking shellacted them. I don't even remember what the score was. It was like 60 to 3, something like that.

Yeah. I don't think the first week. happened yet. The first week isn't very fair and I think I heard NC State, I was watching ESPN and who did NC State lose to? Virginia. Virginia. Yeah. They were talking about Virginia and they were

like and then Virginia they beat what's a pretty darn good school in NC State and I was like oh pretty darn good. That's all right Woody. That's the biased praise we've had in years. That's what I was thinking. I was like all right, pretty darn good. I'm around.

That's how it is. Oh, go ahead. Topic change? Yes. Who has the most famous pussy in the world, most widely seen. Kim Kardashian. Yeah, I was going to say, it's got to be here. You're going to say, Kim?

I think I have a better answer. I think that might be the best answer. Hold on. Are we talking porn stars and no porn stars? There's no limits on this. So I know you might be leaning Sharon Stone. I don't like that. Yes.

Yes. False. Go on. Widened? Are we going widely viewed? Maybe 30 years ago, Sharon Stone. But everybody saw it. And then replays. And then everyone here has seen it.

I haven't seen the movie. I've seen both of their vagina. It's everywhere. I've seen both of their vaginas. So that crosses out. And I think that most people have seen, more people have seen Kim's pussy than Sharon's. Because Sharon Stone did that thing in like the 90s and Kim did that thing in the early

2000s. And so I can go right now. And I mean, I can find both. her vaginas right now, but I can find the entire porn tape of Kim right now. It's just online. Sure. Angie has a much nicer vagina than... I argue for Sharon Stone, because you'll find that even if you're not looking for it,

you can just scroll Twitter or Reddit or whatever long enough, and you'll see Sharon Stone uncross her legs. It's part of Western culture, much like Star Wars. I'm still going Kim Kay. Well, I just added myself to Woody's list. Just checked it out. easy to find. It's kind of a meme. Like, you might find some sort of giff

over the good stuff, you know, like a kitty cat or something, but it's all over. You can't not see it. My parents watch this show. And right now my mom is like, seen it.

Would she admit to that, though? Well, Mrs. Woodworth, I'm going to tell you, if you think Sharon Stone's twad is something to look at, you got to check out, MK.

All right, there's a reason that family is a dynasty of horse, all right? We're talking the Simp any godtier Poon tank, all right? This is good stuff. I bet my mom has not seen Kim K's.

Not a lip out of sort. All right? This is a clean kitty cat. All right? Looking real good down there. Yeah, I don't... Well, I've seen Sharon's, of course. My argument is the most famous. You don't get a great view. I couldn't tell you

like what she'd look like as a backburger, for example. See, I know all the things. I know I've seen all. See, that's why Kim K wins, because we have a long, porno video of just lots of close-ups of her vagina in various positions. I don't even know what that scene is about. The, not the Kim K one. That's a sex tape.

She is being interrogated by detectives about a murder, like Kyle said. And she's a genius. and she uses that uncrossed leg thing to take the detectives off their game. Sharon Stone didn't know that they were going to be able to see her vagina in the movie. She was not super happy about that. Right. Yeah, they told she knew she was doing the move, but she thought through lighting and stuff,

it wouldn't be as visible as it was. Yeah. The director is like, look it up. You look at it up, give us a link. A GoPro tape to her thigh. Although I guess this was when did this come? Was this an 80s movie? I think I want to say 90s, but I yeah.

I'm called it 90, 92 somewhere in there. Maybe I'm just old. I feel like the basic instinct, specifically that gift, right? You know, the little three seconds of footage has not died with the 90s. I think that lives on. And in the same way that you'd be like, what? He said, Luke, I am your father, whatever the exact quote is in the 70. I want to say that was 79.

True, but it exists right now. Someone said that today in America, right? Like, it's everywhere. I think that's true with her on crossing her legs. What movie was it again? Basic instinct. Okay.

What is on the left side of the first link? It's like on her thigh? Like, you don't see it. Right. There's like an odd textured patch there. Maybe that's just shadow. Which doesn't exist in this second leak from celebjihad.com. Well, they're both from Yeah, that one's

better. Some of these other ones. You got a whole collection of muff in here. Yeah, I'm wondering if any of, I feel like they don't rival it, but maybe that's my age talking. By her vagina.

This Wolf of Wall Street, she doesn't have a vagina. She looks like a Barbie doll. They've applied some sort of an AI filter to every single one of these photos. You can tell. Look at her face. That's. Every one of these faces, every one of

Look at, if you're right. You're right. Jennifer Lawrence, her face has been like morphed and wiggled around. Like they've tried to enhance these with AI is what they've done.

And it's, it's gone poorly. Still a big fan of Kim Kaye. Especially for Margo Robbie, that one. I mean, it's not even there. Yeah.

Big fan of that too. Hmm. All right. So everyone said Kim Kay except me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can't think of a better one. Who's your number two?

I mean, it would probably have to be that. We're just going to swap answers me. Because who else would it be? But Paris Hilton's probably in the running, but I don't know if she's bigger than Kim K. You could go with big movies and stuff, like the Wolf of Wall Street, you know, Margot Robbie. You saw it there. Jennifer Lawrence has shown it in at least two movies and the Fappening. I have not seen many Jennifer Lawrence movies.

And so I missed that. Well, there's a link right there. I've sent you that. I scrolled down that and it was very A-Ied. Yeah, yeah, that version is. She basically gets nude on a beach and beats up some guys and her pussy's flopping around everywhere. That's a pretty good clip. We watched it here one time.

Oh, I remember you did link that to me. Yeah, okay. So fair enough, I guess. But I don't think that's nearly the cultural phenomenon that the Kim K stuff was. Definitely not. And I think that's even lower than the Sharon Stone stuff. the two most famous Pussies.

So Taylor's on Team Stone, I think. Yes, as far as... I liked it because it was in popular culture, right? Kim K is a porn thing and clearly

almost everyone has... She crossed over because of that, though. Celebrity... Celebrity porno is different, though. It's not like... It was... It was... Yeah, totally.

Yeah. Like, this wasn't like someone who was a porn star. This was a... She started out as Paris Hilton's like closet organizer. but, you know, she, this was totally different because it was a leaked celebrity sex tape,

which turned out her mother had, like, finance and everything. Her mother literally pimped her out. That came out, and like legal documents recently, the mother's been trying, like, nonstop to keep a hidden. What a bad mom. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, she pimped them all out, right?

They're all porn stars. Are they? What are the other ones up to? I've seen all of their buttholes. What are we talking about here? What's that big, what's that linebacker looking one? What's she up to? So much plastic surgery, she's got pretty.

She went from, that's the one that. What's her name? Which one is that? Was that Chloe? I think that was Chloe. Chloe is definitely O.J.'s kid. She's got that. She's got a little running back in her.

Yeah, yeah, perhaps. Probably the most athletic of the three or the four, however many there are. Yeah, it's Kylie is, she's the one who. And they ruined Bruce Jenner. My God. They got him all topsy-thirsty. See, that's why Kylie Jenner is so hot. Her mother is a hot woman.

Her father, also a hot woman. I don't know. This makes sense. Yeah. When, uh, when Kate Lynn, that's a woman of the year, that crack me up. The idea that like, man or, better at everything so he got woman

of the year. It's hilarious to me. You'll see an interview from him and he's still like wearing like long hair and like a dress and he's still like yeah the thing about me is I just knew when to keep going in the 70s to make sure I got the wins. You know these kids nowadays they don't push themselves. Back then I had to push

myself in order to do that. And they and now these kids nowadays they don't you know they just don't try and he's dressed like a whore. like sitting on Fox News. It's like, what are we doing? What's happening? It's a bizarre.

It's literally bizarre a world. It's such bizarre a world shit when I see Bruce Jenner on there doing exactly what you're saying. And they're talking about something casually with some dead-eyed interviewer who's just nodding along. Yeah? Is that what it was like, sir? That's a wonderful dress you're wearing.

As he sits there in his goofy-ass dress with his hacked up surgery face, look at the insane. It's literally like Tucker being like, and what's changed with children nowadays that they just don't care enough to pursue pursuits the way you did? He's like, well, the thing about it is you got to have gumption. You got to care. I tell all my kids to have gumption to work hard.

He's like, that's so funny. It's like, shut up, thugger, you fucking. It's also, I think we just passed the anniversary of the Charlie Kirk shooting, right? It's today, I think, right? Yeah. Oh, 910. I saw a lot of conspiracy theorists, you know, coming out. I know Candice, is it Candice Owens?

She's the conservative black lady who's kind of pretty, right? Yeah. I saw her interview, and they were like, what percentage are you sure that the guy they have in custody is the guy who shot? Charlie Kirk and she's like zero percent chance. Zero percent chance he did it. I'm a hundred percent sure that someone else did it. The first guest was like, I don't know, I'm probably like 95 percent. You know, kind of where we are like like 95, you know, like maybe, but pretty clear.

And she's like zero, zero. There's no, there's no doubt in my mind that it wasn't him after everything. There's no punishment for being wrong anymore. You can just tell lies and say bullshit and no one keeps track and says. better you're saying this person's unreliable yeah and it they just lie their asses off get the balls to go out there and say what say what's really on everyone's mind yeah to be such a close friend and to just be like oh grift mode as soon as it happens you're talking about the wife not well not not even not even the wife fucking uh what's what's what's this candace yeah

oh yeah because that's what erika did too right erika kirk immediately started going into griff mode selling merch. She dons the Sequin morning apparel and the pyrotechnics and puts on a funeral party. I mean, that was insane. I don't know. I think that's probably what you'd do if your husband got shot

too and he was the leader of a fucking what was that. Well, yeah. The pyrotechnics were a little ghost. Maybe, but you know. When I saw the pyrotechnics, I was like, I remember I was watching it live and I was typing to our WhatsApp and I was like,

am I the only one watching this? Am I the only one? And I was. What the fuck is this? I was like, there's fireworks. There's fireworks. And they recorded her call to the staff and she's all bragging about merch sales at the funeral. It's not a good look.

And also like as they're going out, it's like a funeral. And it's like, let's get ready to rumbo. Like just like that kind of soundtrack. And then. like there's some fucking fireworks flying and it was it was a little to officiate the burial drive digger you have to see what turning point USA really was

was it was it that bad because I will say I didn't watch any of that shit I just I just know that I wasn't a fan of the way people treated Erica after it but like yeah she deserved worse she's a total scumbag grifter She, uh, absolutely awful person. And I tried to be sinking. I tried to be understanding initially for a while because it's like, who's in her ear? Like there's no way she's making every decision here. Like someone higher up from that organization is pushing her.

There's no higher. These things. And so I didn't know what was up. But the repeated examples of her behaving oddly was like, you know, this. You know, I get you're not supposed to talk shit or judge people who are going through grief because they handle it differently and this and that. But it was like, you know, a lot of this is starting to seem odd. A lot of this seems opportunistic at a certain point. Because even like the initial, because people on the left wasted no time being like, it's hilarious he died.

And it's so funny how his wife or is reacting. We won. And it was like, okay, well, that's pretty ruthless and terrible. but who's in her ear? And then after more and more time went on, it was like, I think she might be running the show here, you know, unless like some foreign government or something like, who's to say?

But it was very odd. I mean, if I was going to be charitable, my guess would be that she was like, okay, so here's my husband. He built the biggest college Republican organization in America. I don't even think there are college Republicans. anymore. I think it's just turning point USA. Like this was his

baby. Yeah, sure, we had babies, but like professionally as well as as like as a public figure, this was his baby. Like, I'm doing him justice by like trying to make this bigger and better. Like I could, I could maybe see something like that and maybe she

just like made some like really weird decisions. I will say that like if I'm a very Kennedy funeral. Those fireworks. Woo! Right? Like, this is so charitable. You come out dignified. Who's advising her to do all these horrible things? And you know what? I think she just... Who was in Lindsay Clancy's ear? No one even ponderes that question. Right?

Do you think that's not fair initially, at least, to be like the day after, like, who's in her ear production-wise? Was she a big jury? In sequence and threw a party for the funeral, she lost me. I was on, I was initially, it was like this. is horrible. This is, you know, poor woman lost her husband, etc. And then she just gets on there and starts selling merch and capitalizing on her husband's death and she lost my charitable take. It couldn't have been handled in a worse way because the left basically assassinated the number one speaker for influencing young people to the right. The entire left did not do this. You've twice mentioned how the left did this. Every important person on the left said all the right things, right? You don't have aOC, you don't have Joe Biden,

you don't have any politician ripping on Charlie Kirk, right? The opposite is not true, right? When Rob Reiner died, Trump himself, the leader of the right, started tweeting in celebration. When Robert Mueller died, hold on, I'm still going. Trump himself, the leader of the

Republicans, tweeted this out. When Charlie Kirk died, some bought with an egg for an avatar on Twitter said the wrong things. Not true at all. Destiny. Totally. not true. Destiny, who's one of the largest speakers on the left.

Destiny is not the leader of the left. He's one of the largest influencers on the left. And he laughed about it, mocked it, the same way he laughed and mocked that random guy who got shot behind Trump on the assassination attempt. And also you could see like Reddit was awash with it. I was curious about seeing Reddit's opinion when it happened and in the weeks following. So I'd go on there. I'd search Charlie Kirk on Reddit, I'd look around. They were all but exuberant. Again, you're going to like nobody's Reddit comments that might not even be human beings.

We've seen an absolute escalation from blackwing. For the Paul Pelosi thing, right? When it was a Halloween costume that the Wright wore, when Donald Trump Jr. was tweeting out Halloween ideas. Wait, who wore the costume? Because now you've switched up your standard. You're accusing random right winners. Donald Trump Jr. tweeted out the Halloween costume for, You know, there are there are There are people hammer and the underwear. There are people dressing up today as Charlie Kirk with like blood on their neck on Twitter and Instagram and Reddit and TikTok.

Did Hunter Biden do that as a parallel? I'm trying to figure out what you're doing here because I'm saying that you can't go to like random people on the left. Little guys tweets, redditors, et cetera and say this was the response from the left. Because the response from the left comes from the top and everyone said all the right things. That's not true. On CNN, there were talking heads saying things like, well, are we released to be surprised? He engaged in hate speech. He spoke hatefully about homosexuals. He spoke hatefully about homosexuals. He spoke hatefully about abortion. You know, at some point, we do have to come to terms with the fact that if you speak this way, you might. I'd like a look for that. We've seen an escalation from the left for decades now, not even just a decade. Say your words again. Back in, we've seen an, sorry, I'm yelling into the mic. We've seen an escalation from the left wing for decades. not even just a decade, but decades.

Back in the 1970s, they were bombing the U.S. government and things like that. I can tell you an example, Jay Danielson, he was a proud boy in Seattle. He got assassinated by Antifa. Everybody rallied around that guy who assassinated him. There's plenty of examples of modern day left-wing terrorism that people will be like, hooray for. And then in addition to that, you have examples like, what's his face, Asan Piker talking about, like, you know, the streets will run red with their capitalist blood. You have so many politicians, so many different groups of people who will foment stochastic terrorism or, you know, basically just call for some form of violence.

And then when something that high profile occurs, they're like, whoa, hey, we got to turn the temperature down. That's exactly what happened. And it's because they knew that they had gone too far. And unfortunately, people like Candace Owens were able to dissipate the reaction. But, like, we should have absolutely positively, like, aside. So Hassan Piker should have been executed via capital punishment. So Hassan Piper is a problem. I don't agree with him.

But I want this energy brought to Alex Jones, right? I want this energy brought to Candace Jones. Alex Jones and his own. Bullshit about the shooting of the kids in the elementary school, right? He made that shit up. There's a huge difference between making things up. There's a huge difference between making things up. I mean, tell him people to harassing parents.

He motivated his fan. to go into the parents by calling them crisis actors. And he lost billions, hopefully, because of that. He's kind of hiding it. But I don't really take Alex Jones and act like he's the leader of the Republican Party. He's a psycho that you have on your side. But you guys do that to Hassan Piker and act like, you know, oh, yeah. You know, Hassan Piker, he says the same shit Donald Trump does.

So it's kind of a push. No, I'm talking about Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, celebrating when people die. And you're talking about Redditors and tweeters and shit like that. Also, mainstream journalists making excuses on behalf of the action trying to frame it as Charlie Kirk was so hateful that what's going to happen. Of course,

he's going to get shot eventually if he says these things. Like, that's the way it was being framed. And they also tried to frame it. And I thought I watched more CNN and Fox than like everyone else here combined. They also tried to frame it initially as Jimmy Kimmel did this, where they were, he said something to the effect of like,

everyone on the right is trying to pretend that he was killed by anyone other than another right winger. And we all know that's foolish, don't we? And it was like, no, we already knew at the point he said that it was a left winger that killed him. And he just spread light. Let me find the quote. Yeah, he said. Yeah, this is what he said. He said, the MAGA gang is desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them.

Complete lie. Bald-faced lie in the moment. It's the left. and Navarro on the view excused it by calling it his speech inflammatory or worse. Matthew Dowd on MSNBC. Please quote Obama. Please quote Biden. When you go to Hassan Piker and Kimmel, you're making my point for me.

Oh, wait, but hold on. You said it was just random Redditors. And now that we're bringing up like mainstream left-leaning figureheads, that doesn't matter either. There's a difference between Jimmy Kimmel, who in no way leads the Democrats. you're grabbing anyone you can find in declaring them to be the leader of the Democratic Party when I grabbed Donald Trump, the president. We weren't talking about the Democratic Party.

We were talking about the left. Yes, and that's true. The left is Hunter Biden. The left is Barack Obama. The left could even be like an AOC or like some other elected official. But when you say the left is Asan Piker, which like I hear you, I don't like him.

But bring that same energy to Alex, owns. They did. The legal system find him a billion dollars. Bring that same energy to George Bush. Bring that same energy to Reagan. Obama's been out of politics for 10 years now. I feel like I heard him speak on politics this week. The whole point is of what Scott and I are saying is that the left, which is the movement, the same way people will say on the right, they say this, on the right, they say that. We watched in real time as the most left-wing site on the entire internet, Reddit.com. Com, Threads.com, and Blue Sky.com were all but, not even all but, they were celebrating. They were ecstatic. They were excited over this. They were rallied over it. There are memes to this day. Charlie Kirk's poor dude's whole memory is now relegated to being mocked by left wingers,

Kirkifying random characters and like laughing as they die. Like we saw in that moment. Again, we're finding like random no one. No, it's saying this is the whole left. I'm the left. I'm not that. And I'm not saying you are. And of course, I think it should go without saying that I'm not speaking for each and every individual. But we saw the vibe. We saw the way they responded to it, which was really unbridled glee in a lot of areas on Reddit and blue sky and threads. And that was disturbing. I remember a year ago thinking this where I foolishly for so long thought like, yeah, I think people on the left are kind of dumb and ignorant of history and whatnot. But, I don't think they're like, at the end of the day, we do want what's best for the country. And then seeing that, I put myself in that position where I was like, if a similar right winger executed some random talking head from the left, I would be aghast. I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be like clapping and cheering. Like, I would be like, this is really negative for our political discourse. But yeah, it's, it's not all.

And you didn't say that when Mueller died. And Donald Trump celebrated each of their deaths. Mueller? Do I have it wrong? I think I have it right. Yeah. Oh, he died. He wasn't killed.

He died of old age, right? And Trump tweeted what a great thing it was. I'm sure. And I'm not here to defend Trump. Yeah. But I was like, I always bring up Trump. And then you're like, well, I saw a Reddit comment. And I'm like, oh, my gosh.

Like, did you see the difference between like what we're doing here? it's not the same. I did not see mass. I bring a Trump Jr. celebrating how funny it is that Nancy Pelosi's husband survived an attempted murder. And, you know, that's the president's son. I want that kind of, like, leadership from the left in the examples we cite, not Jimmy Kimmel. But this is, this is exactly what the left wing does every time. They have like groups like, you know, using Antifa as an example. They have branded Antifa groups like Rose City. They sprung out of anti-racist action, which was kind of set up in the way that like a, not exactly like a biker gang was, but they had like legit chapters with members. And then as soon as people start catching on, all of a sudden it's Antifa's an idea.

One minute the left wing is this political machine that's going to come and kill the fascist. The next minute it's, oh, but no, we're just a bunch of plucky street kids who don't want people to have bullies. bully trans kids and it's like no these like again they've killed multiple people they have like like you think you think Tyler Robinson was not Antifa he did not identify as that

what you're doing what you're doing identify as Antifa he said he wouldn't surprise me if he did I mean shit wait a second you're going actually no he did no no no wait now that I think of it he had Bella Chow on his on one of his he did have Bella Chow which is an Antifa saying that's an Antifa thing

Okay, but where's that energy when I say that Pete Hegseth has racist tattoos? Are we going to do this? What about is something? Like, is the ad-Ris statues, which is something used by race-hating groups? He's got a, we don't need to get into all this, but he's got Deiast. It's probably pronounced it wrong. Deus Vault, and he's also got a cross of Jerusalem, which is a traditional Christian symbol. No, I'm tattooless.

I'm a loser. I got no tats. No cool tats, dude. But yeah, that's... We should get cool tats. It was alarming to, I'll just say, it was alarming to a lot of us on the right to realize the ruthlessness of a lot of these people we thought just random comments.

But that alarm should be sent both ways. Like when you see the right going bonkers, especially when it comes from the actual leaders of the right, not random rediders and tweeters, then like you need to be like, holy shit, we're misguided now. I can find idiots on the right. There's probably a ton of people who believe

they're going to get $5,000 from Donald Trump and that speech he gave last night. Tons of retards, yeah. Right? So many, dude, there's people who've made YouTube careers just finding retards and getting them to say stupid shit in support of Trump to, like, sort of mock how ignorant they are. But I never say, hey, this is the right. This is what they really are. Look, I can, these guys are the representatives and leaders of your party.

No, they're people who've been fooled. We've, we've already established, though, that horizontal organization is the hallmark of the left, wing and what they do is they pick certain people who are kind of like the the figure heads, but they're not actually really wielding any power. And that's why I use Asan Piker as a great example is because it's almost like, it's it's almost like a newspaper, right? Like a ton of people get their information from a newspaper and they might act off of that, but the newspaper is not like the leader of a movement or anything like that. The left wing is the left wing is very smart, right? They have decades of organizing that the right wing does not have. And they're

are only starting to catch up now. It's, I mean, it's true. Like I said, the actual truth is inconvenient that the leaders of the left don't do the things that you don't want them to do. But the leaders of the right do. But what I'm saying is one minute the left has leaders the next they don't. Which one is it? Do they have leaders?

And if so, is like AOC responsible for like J. Danielson or this person or that person because of the things that they've been saying for years and years. I remember there was a there was one. it was like a governor or maybe a senator or something like that. She was saying that if you saw a Trump supporter or maybe even just like a Trump person, like somebody in the cabinet or something like that, you need to mob up and make them uncomfortable. Maxine and Water's.

Yeah, yeah. What is what is the implication of that? Like, is it really just supposed to stop at crowd around the person while they're enjoying their stake and be like, we don't like you, buddy? No, she knows what she's doing. That's what was happening though, right? These Trump officials were going to restaurants and randoms were sort of mocking them. And to your point, that's a good one.

Maxine Waters, I think it was her, liked it. It was. And she's an actual elected official from the left, and I'll condemn that. But I haven't seen that condensation of like January 6th, which actually left, you know, depending on how you count it, people dead. Dude lost an eye. Cop broke a rib. Like people got mutilated in that, which we all mocked. But that's the truth.

We're doing it. Lost an eye. Right? You might touch what you were wrong. How many of those people got arrested though? Lots of them. Thousands. They used the entire political

surveillance apparatus to track them down to their home state. They did that at the direction of Trump. And like you're comparing Antifa to Trump's private army who went in there and took over the cap. Trump's private unarmed army? Nobody brought guns. Nobody. That's a good point. Nobody brought gun to the insurrection.

The most armed populace per capita to ever exist in human history didn't bring guns. Woody, if I tell you to come out to Boston and when we're like hanging out in the city, you break a window. Am I like responsible for the window you broke? He said more than that. But worse than that is he let it go on. He sat there and watched it and loved it. and hours ticked by and hours tick by right he said lots of things he said to go fight as well oh that that part doesn't count that the other i could take turn that mirror and point it at you

and but what doesn't what you can't know i'm saying the uh you know he said to go fight oh but that part doesn't count right he's always say you're going to lose your country you're going to lose your state pennsylvania won't exist anymore if you don't fight and then they fight and they're like well, he didn't mean that part. That part where he meant some sort of like psychological fight or imaginary fight. No, he had them march down there and do their thing. And then they beat up the police. They stole their riot shields.

They bashed through a bulletproof window and took control of the Capitol. That's what actually happened. And it's on video. What about the video of people opening up the doors and saying, Hey, that happened afterwards. After they lost the Capitol, the cops did wave them in. But it's like, this is what doors, though.

They wouldn't have been able to break down the doors that they opened. They couldn't fight the crowd. So they sort of yielded that. They yielded some space and then they went inside and tried to get the people who were, you know, chasing down Nancy Pelosi and AOC and whoever else they wanted to kill, Mike Pence. They were chanting her name. She wasn't there, though. She pretended to be, but she wasn't there.

I don't know where she was. But my point is that like I keep pointing to things that. Yeah, yeah. But I keep pointing to things that. the actual leaders of the Republican Party do, and then we keep pointing to, like, nobody's on the left. And I think we keep doing that because the left is, by and large, much more innocent of this stuff. No, they're definitely not. Point to one person that has been assassinated by a right winger over the last 10 years. People still point to Dylan Roof, who, by the way, I recently learned may have been trans or something like that.

Like, there was some gender identity shit they had going on. Like, that's just what I heard. He did a school shooting. I don't remember which one though. Yeah, he was a parkland, I believe, where the, where the, uh, all those guys stood outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just kind of watched. Yeah.

But, but like, we have, we have plenty of examples of like legitimate left wing terrorism and stuff that most of the time is not mentioned or condemned by like what you would consider to be the leaders of the left wing. But when it comes to like, say Trump, yeah, he says whatever he wants to say. and I don't condone everything he's ever said in his life. But like, how often do you see people? And January 6th, notwithstanding, we can argue about that. But, I mean, let's say we're charitable to your point. That notwithstanding, when's the last time? Was it like two years ago?

They murdered that woman and her wife in the house? What is Kyle? Hey? At least we have a name for them. I'll say the right murdered them. Right? I'll do what you do. The right murdered these people.

Remember this guy with the mask? Remember he killed her dog too? That's what I felt bad about. You don't kill the dog. What kind of dog is it? A trooper. Oh, then inexcusable. You see it's casket, laying it in state with him?

Like, the dog was in a casket with the couple. It's real sad. His name, how do you pronounce this? Bielter? Probably Boulter or something. Okay. Yeah, he killed the Hoffman. What was the, I mean, I know,

there was like a Republican baseball game or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A few years ago. Who shot that? That guy got hurt. Not softball. Am I right?

He did not die. The shooter was not adept at shooting, I guess. But he shot them up. I think we can crack that one up to just a crazy. I don't think it was necessarily right or left way. He was shooting politicians, which, by the way, is not what people should do. You should not do that. And also, you think it was random?

The guy picked a Republican softball game. You think he could have picked anything. They were playing Democrats, right? Isn't that how it works? No. Who do the Republicans play? Probably the worst team of Republicans. Those are going to get what for?

Like, what's going on here? Well, you've worked in places where like the car dealership, did they have like a softball league or something where they played other businesses? Because that's a pretty common thing. No, they did black people stuff. All the management was black. They had cookouts. They had they had, uh, they had, uh, they had, uh, they had,

had craps canes. And then we'd get together and we'd watch flavor of love that, um, yeah, like the whole, the whole like, I hated that stuff. Like there'd be 17 of us, uh, at the boss's house watching flavor, flavor of love. He loved it. Loved it. Shit sucked. He's wearing that big clock.

It looked like an idiot. He was like five, three. Yeah. It wasn't even a big clockhead. It just looked that way on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a regular size one. It was a regular size watch.

Yeah, that was some garbage TV. No, they were into that shit. We did not have a softball team. But no, I thought the Republicans were playing the Democrats, and then some nut showed up and just started opening fire. I mean, some people just don't like politicians. It's not even right or left wing. I don't know why people think the right-wing politicians are the good guys,

and the left-wing are the bad guys or vice versa. None of them are the good guys. Israel is the good guys. Get it through your head. Israel is the only, now we can come together. You know what? I'm a little worried they don't have enough funding, Woody. I was concerned, too.

I share your worry. I heard the rubble only bowled four times. You know, maybe the seventh war we fight for them will end up well with Iran. Yeah. Previous six. I don't know who could have saw the Iran war going poorly coming. It took me by surprise. I thought that'd go easily.

Taylor famously said on the show. show again and again. Iran's pushovers. Oh my God. I heard it every week. I remember, and I think it may have been from you, Kyle, getting a little guff years and years ago, where I was like, if you think the U.S. can walk into Iran the way we walked into Afghanistan or Iraq, your kuku. Like, this is a real country with real military installations, real tech. I think we performed about the way I thought we were going through. I think the problem is they don't have a stated goal. Like there's no, there's no end. What are we doing? They did though. We had stated goals at the beginning, right? It was like regime change, remove all their nuclear capabilities and like completely dismantle

their offensive. Like something like that. We haven't met any of the goals. Zero of them. None. Well, I mean, we got goal number two because they never had nukes in the first place. I think chalked that one up as a win. My bad. By default, we got that one, yeah, because they weren't building the nukes. But, I mean, they were, maybe they were. They were probably pretty frantic to get that nuke because that's their only security assurance that they won't get fucked with from another regional hegemon like Israel.

They were two weeks away. I saw the bomb from Nittanyahu. That thing was 80% full. That cartoon, if that's not a fact check on Taylor, I'll do it a victory lap on this one. That's true. I saw that during the second or third standing ovation, our entire elected official federal.

We're going to be like, yes, so true. So true, King. Love it. Love it, BB. The cartoon bomb is terrific. You just colored in more red every year for two decades. I think it stayed 80% or so. Like, I don't remember them even making progress.

There's a montage. I'm holding up that poster board. like a fucking third grader at his science fair. And he's just like, the bomb is almost full. Is his ticking time bomb for Israel? And it's just like, dude, that video was so old, the quality is bad. Like, that's fuzzy footage they're showing of you with that bomb.

That cartoon round circular bomb with the fuse that comes out the top. Like, was almost full in 1997. Yeah, that shit was completely absurd and ridiculous. and it's like an old, a blast from the past, but I remember in like 2003 sitting in like a restaurant I was like 12 with my dad and on like one of the TVs they had

in the bar and grill area it was talking about the Iraq war and I was like is this going to go on for a long time and my dad was like no, no Iraq sucks there's no way like it ended up being a huge amount of time

Iraq did suck We beat Iraq. Everybody else came over. It would be like if you had a football game and you beat the Patriots and they went home. And then all of a sudden the dolphins. And then the Bengals show up. And there's a handful of Bengals out there too. And you look up in the stands.

And there's the fucking Atlanta Falcons up there with RPGs. And you're like, what the what are we doing here? This is not what we showed up for. We won the first game. We were heading home. And then like half of the NLE showed up. This is no good. Israel's got to act quick, though.

because men under 40 are not down with their shit. Yeah, I don't think the next generational fight or war. That's why everybody under 40 who voted for Trump saw the Iran thing. It was like, fuck you. We're done. I'm not voting in some fucking midterm. Not voting. November.

That's going to be your bellwether right. Probably November. It's the first Tuesday in November. I could find the date, but that's it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not fucking voting. These people are assholes. Complete losers.

You're not voting? No. You mean you don't want your $5,000? Well, I hope that shit's not going to happen. Dude, that shit. First of all, it was also $5 grand for Doge. It was $2,000 for tariffs. Now it's $5,000 for tariffs. Do you know how much it would cost?

I keep seeing this again, $1.3 trillion to give every adult $5,000. You know, the tariffs brought in about 0.3, right? So the other trillion is just imaginary. It's fucking wild. It's complete horseshit, definitely. It's complete horseshit. And this goes back to something I said at the top of the show, which is like, there's no penalty for being wrong anymore.

Like Candice Owens, right? We were talking about her. I think it was context where she's like 100%. It's definitely not the Tyler Robinson. That's the shooter. She'll still be relevant when he loses in court and this moves on. Trump hasn't had the punishments for getting caught in lie after lie after lie that he should have. No one cares.

They all just like, ah, he's lying to them. He tells the truth when he talks to me. I see it is we have no good pick. Like there's no one good. You either vote for the right, which is like Trump being a complete liar, being like, hey, all these really popular things are what I'm going to do. I definitely won't do the opposite of these things. Then he does the opposite of all those things. And it's like, okay, well, who can I vote for other than that?

Oh, the left who like wants to bring in all of Haiti to move him to Ohio. Both parties have supported Israel pretty solidly. for decades and decades. I agree with that more than I want to. Yeah. Well, no, that's just a quagmire we're both in, man. Yeah. There's no good, there's no winning.

I think everyone's entered into an, I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me kind of mindset about a lot of things. It's not even just with politicians. It's with like literally fucking everything in the world. Nobody's doing a good job or anything anymore. Nobody wants to try. Yeah.

No Gen Z people are enthused about any of the shit, because they can't afford houses. They can't afford, like, reasonable health care. They can't afford anything. Like, they're just getting completely hosed. But our gerontocracy is going to prioritize home prices and artificially inflate the stock market through infinite migration and artificially increasing consumer spending,

like all to keep stocks up at the expense of, like, lower and middle class young people. It's not ideal. It's really bad. Young people are checking out. it'll be all right do you think so yeah what's going to happen okay like

interest rates will never go down because the bond market is perma screwed until we pay off the debt or at least grow our way out of it so it's not such a big percentage and I don't know how we're going to do that I saw an alarming amount of our growth over the last couple years maybe even like three years

was all like AGI or AI stuff. Like all the actual growth was that. Everything else has been middling and struggling. Like the consumer facing stuff has been middling and struggling. And that's the only like government funded thing keeping the the prices up. Yeah. When the dot com bubble popped, the dot com was like the center of my universe. And I like to me it was the biggest, biggest thing going on and the the pop was expected and real and it all made sense. This AI thing is like, like, I don't know, something that's happening where I'm not looking. Like, I don't, I couldn't tell you where a data center.

Where's the closest data center to you or listener to you? Like, I don't know. I'm guessing you might also not know. At least a lot of you don't know where the data centers are. I don't. But this data center growth is like fueling American construction right now. Wild to me. Because I don't see it.

I don't know where it is. But I know that it's happening, right? This like circular funding between Nvidia and the AI company is just pumping up each other and creating a kind of false sales revenue numbers. That is actual debt. And like it's all happening on paper and somewhere else. Like my universe, I use AI every day. But it's kind of just a tricky Google to me.

And I have to know how Spider-Man would do in the NBA, shit like that. But yeah, AI is a huge. huge part of our economy, like you said, but it's weird to me because it's so shadow and not there. Whereas when this happened before with the internet, it was all over. Everyone was using the internet and kind of knew what was happening. They were grading companies on sales. That was wild to me. Companies have always been graded on profits.

But suddenly profits didn't matter. It was sales. Guys, I'm stealing someone else's thought here, but I could sell a billion dollars tomorrow. all I'd need to do is sell oil below market. Getting big sales numbers is not the trick. Getting big profit numbers. That's the trick. But somehow they forgot that and they forgot it again.

So we'll see where this goes. Yeah. And all the jobs seem to be short term that come from it where they're like, we need these four data centers built in, you know, the outskirts of Minneapolis or whatever. And they build those. And it employs a ton of people over for now.

You know, six months, and then they're completed. And now they're like, this is great. It only takes, it only takes 27 people to run all four of these. Like as full-time employee, like, you know what I mean? Like, it's just that, that, you know, economic use drops off so rapidly. But I also don't know. I don't know how AI is going to evolve. I see people saying, oh, you know, when this bubble explodes, it's going to be cataclysmic.

And then I see other people saying, actually, the data I'm looking at. says it's not a bubble. It's another net increase. And it's like, well, I'm not smart enough to know which of you people is right. But it seems alarming to have, you know, 15,000 guys involved in construction for eight months. And then 31 of them have a permanent job there. Yeah. Kind of spooky. I think it's best to just assume the worst. Probably that. Well, but that's also, that's pessimistic. That's negative. Oh, you should have joined. dice months and months ago. That was the move. Great stories. Come back here every night.

You won't believe what we did today. Filarious. Maybe you can be a body camp. This guy was giving us a little guff in the street today. Let me tell you. Put him down like a dog. You come back and give us a little ins and out. I was running across this Antifa protest like I was Frogger.

I had to keep back and forth, back and forth, dodging the cars. but-a-pah-pah-pa-pa. Aren't ICE members going up? We just stopped watching. And they stopped making a show of it to their credit, I guess. They're going up in kind of a pathetic way. Like, they're still incredibly low, like, laughably low per month. We're like, they, if their best month was prorated across the rest of his presidency,

they wouldn't deport even like a third or a quarter of the people who came in under Biden. Huge win. They got my and I'm, you know, I don't know what the fuck he was up to. Like it felt like he had a large silent period in the public eye, doesn't it? Apparently he wasn't put down. Then he came back in. He did come out of straight. Yeah.

And he really loved Trump before his first term. I think he turned against Trump. But he was still a Republican who didn't like Trump maybe. Is that where he was lately? Plot twist. Yeah. I always thought it was funny because he's just sassy. like he went out and said that

Laura Lumer bragged that Donald Trump said she gave the best blow jobs now is that true probably not is that funny absolutely that's bragging on her behalf I need to hear multiple people it is actually you know like I don't think

Laura Luma is actually a super great catch but just getting blow jobs when you're threatening 80 is pretty dope yeah yeah good for him I think that with look you're always complaining about the job ice is doing, Taylor. You could have been in there. Like, affecting change from the inside.

Like, I know this is important to you, you know. So why not get in there? Get your hands dirty. And make a cool $100,000 signing bonus. That's pretty nice. $150K a year. Like, I do not think there's a hundred K signing bonus. I'm pretty sure there is.

I want to say that it's real, but it wasn't what, like, typical people were getting. Oh, does this look a typical ice agent to you? I think their ideal candidate is like already in law enforcement. Perhaps with a criminal justice degree. Clean slate's what you want. You want to start with a clean slate. You don't want him all bogged up with departmental. You know what you can have for me is a give me that juggernaut stone helmet.

And then bang. I'm just, I'm bashing through the doors. I'm snatching the illegals. I'm a little dizzy, but I'm finding most of them. I don't think we need an entry jug or not of any choice. Taylor, that's a golden retriever. Put him down. Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life?

You know, the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siaiaa and I live in Ice Cove. I've made some questionable decisions that didn't end up the way I planned. And today, I'm still figuring it out. Somehow things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently, that's how I roll. So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride.

Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem. I don't know why we are. This guy's a complete net negative. He, you know, it's just barging in the place. It's literally a hundred thousand dollar signing bonus. I see Taylor. This one's got to go German Shepherd, am I right? German Shepherd, Nazi, bad.

Boom. all of you out lock it up get them the hell out of 50 it's 50 was it 50 yeah that's not a bunch of time it's still a lot of money actually I know it is join nice the bigger bonuses I don't think they're

typical I think the bigger bonuses went to people with the right prerequisites I can see that yeah someone leaving like the Marines or the army or something like pivoting to a new sector that's what my guess would be as well maybe so maybe so

maybe so but still they're gonna want you in there you're gonna be a straight shooter for them they won't take me i tried i even lied what'd you say someone's a black woman not when they're looking for it turned out your door dash tricks are of no use here it worked it worked i told him i was haysian and they didn't work like i hoped it would yeah didn't open any doors whatsoever for me with i and you tried every name you're like man if shlomo schachlstein can't get it then there's no way. No, I totally would. Just for the show, if I weren't a felon,

I would totally join ICE just to be like, even if I only worked there for six weeks to be like, man, you're not going to believe it. They are the good guys. This scum coming across our borders. I'd come and like show you, you know, what was what? We'd all learn something. They'd give me a gun.

Give me a badge. Give me a rest powers. Oh, come on, Taylor. You don't want arrest powers? Not really. Really? No. I'd arrest you if I could.

You saw a gun. Then I will get arrest papers and I'll arrest you. Ooh, tiff or tat. You're a bit of a friend. You're under a rest. This is a big trouble. No, I think that would be tremendous. I'd love to know what's going on day to day at ice.

If you were in ice that you've wear the uniform, it'd be so funny. If we had a liberal guest on it to surprise them and be like, you know, No, Taylor actually, he works for ice. He's just sitting there, like, clapping your billy club in your hand, looking at him. I'd have to start dressing like the Punisher. However, he looks. I'd have Punisher stuff all over me. He's got that, you know, the skull on his chest, mostly.

Oh. The main distinguishing look. I don't like that look. That's almost gauche. I'd have to find something else. Something else neat. A star of David. Beyond reproach.

The Hebrew hammer. the Hebrew hammer I like that that's what I would be and they'd be like he's not even Jewish and I'd be like did you hear me Hagel at the corner store just now

and they'd be like stop doing that voice we heard you on the phone earlier no sorry sweetheart works for it's like a while oigivalt you know what what's taking so long no

people wouldn't like that no probably they would I don't know. No, I'd love that for you if you were an ice agent. You know, politics. Man, what a game. Do you think ICE will get like shrunk if, let's assume that the pendulum swings the other way and that the blue team runs post-28?

Sure. Oss off Newman, like, whatever. Do you think ICE will get like seriously defunded? I think that they'll look at it. I think on the campaign, they'll say things like that, and then they'll get there and they'll look at it, and they'll see that they can't. That they'll redirect it, maybe. They'll change policies, but probably not going to shrink it and just fire all those federal employees. I think, and this is me, not like any. I think the left has recognized that the immigration was the second worst issue for them in 24 and doesn't want that to happen again.

Like they have some image rehab to do. And the image acts like it wasn't real. But let's go with it though. Image rehab to do. So maybe they don't want to like make a big stink out of defunding ICE and such. Defunding the police, huge loser of an idea. People didn't like that. And they had it used against them all the time.

So I wonder what will happen to ICE post-28 if the blue team takes control. The Dems win, that shit's going to get cut like nobody's business. Maybe they could move them into other sectors of, you know, government employees or what have you. I haven't delivered the mail. Yeah, they're eliminating that shit day one. Their funding is bigger than the Marine Corps, right? They might be overfunded. My favorite statistic, by the way.

Yeah. Yeah. Vers how much they're achieving, they are certainly overfunded. Yeah. Their funding is higher than that of Italy's entire military. I said based on what they're achieving, they are overfunded. I didn't hear what you said. I've just said.

Oh, yeah. I don't think he rebuted that. Rebutted? Rebutted? I don't know. Refuted. Refuted. Yeah.

Okay. That's the one I really wanted. I'm in your corner, brother. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Dude, everything I say about Taylor's spelling and vocab is not exaggerated. He's that guy.

Oh, you need, you need spelling by the bade bina bina bing, brother. Spell discipline right now. D-I-S-C-I-N-E Yeah, that's right. I was watching something where they asked, it might have been a San Piker to spell. In fairness, this person was also playing Fortnite at the same time, right?

So like SpongeBob is shooting at him while he's like doing it. And they're like, spell discipline and he messed it up. And I'm like, yeah, but this one's actually kind of a tough one. Perhaps for him. for you I think you'd still get it right but yeah well I've had quite enough

of dowry political topics does anyone have something fun and festive I don't know well it's not that but here it is if someone offered you a million dollars to call someone you love right now but you only get the money

if they don't answer. Who do you call? My dad. Your father wouldn't answer? Yeah, I know how to use a fucking phone. That's a good one. It's like 9.30 p.m. He's tuckered out.

Oh, just someone, just anyone in my phone. I call anyone in my phone, my mom. I was calling my father-in-law, same deal. Yeah, here we go. Do I have to do it right here? can I go to the grocery store first?

Because I swear, my wife never fucking picks up when I'm at the grocery store. And I'm like, hey, hey, baby, do you want something? Oh, hey, baby, what kind of thing did you need? Hey, hey, what did you need again? That was a great answer. I thought it was a Lindsay Clancy reference. What's her name?

Do they get it right? Yeah, yeah. Send her husband out. But all right, yeah, that's good. That's good. I like it. Yeah. That is frustrating.

thing. You call your wife. You're calling a half for you guys. You're playing dangerous. I don't keep contacts in my phone either. Woody and I won.

You don't keep, oh yeah, I forgot you do that. That's so fucking weird, dude. Yeah, I don't keep any context. Yeah,

but you use your recents to call people back? Yeah. I don't call people back, though. I used, I told you, I only use WhatsApp.

I basically use WhatsApp for everything. I don't use my, like, phone number to call and text people. That's so weird. Dude, I've got like 11 people. in my contacts under the last name Dealerson from all the drug dealers I've had a

one. Scary black guy, dealerson. Oh, no, I was never disrespectful. 37 missed calls. Chuck DeLerson or Steve Deleerson. Were the first names correct? Yes. Yeah, I would have their correct first names on there.

Aaron Deelerson. Pretty big clan out that way. It was a pretty big clan. Cush. No longer needed in the legal Missouri. No. And or the legal Massachusetts, where we're Scots from? Is marijuana legal in Massachusetts? Oh, I thought it was legal. Yeah. It's been legal since 2016. We voted in the same day. We voted for Hillary Clinton. Nice.

Well, you know, half win. Well, she didn't win. Yeah. She didn't win. Yeah. That's what I mean. Unless you meant Senate. I didn't remember she ran for Senate when I said that. Oh, but she ran for Senate in New York. That's a solid point. Yes, I take it.

Yeah, yeah, that's it. Kudos. Taylor, if you want to get into hunting, I had a dream the other night. Me and you were on a bear hunt in Alaska. And it made me think like, sexy guy. What?

Or I'm sorry. the animal, yeah. I like it. I like a bear hunting. No, not that. No, Zach take that out. Okay, yeah. We don't do that anymore.

Is a bear a chubby, hairy guy that is some gay men's preference? I have that right, right? Big hairy guy. Yeah. Yeah. Big hairy guy, right? But it's kind of like a strong big, but chubby. Yeah, not necessarily.

Crabbs in the woods. Taylor's more of an otter. Is Taylor more of an otter or are you saying that as a kindness? Are you trying to be nice? I think he's more of an otter. I think he's more than an otter. You're not nearly large enough or overweight enough, I would even say, to be a bear. Oh, thank you.

No, no, you're definitely like a, like a daddy otter. Like you got, you got that kind of energy going on, I think. Awesome. Okay. You cleaned up that thicket you got in the backyard. You'd be a twunk. Nah. Nah, we're letting it lie.

A little manscaping as it were, and you'd be twunk material, my friend. Sometimes you feel those pubs that come out of the area below your scrotum, and you're like, it's, it's like thick. It's like thick enough to pick your teeth with these things. It's like big spider lights. Just just kill up, round up everything. You put some gravel down. You know, I pretend with it.

Put some gravel down. Yeah. A little plastic barrel. area? I'm looking up what a bear is. And it seems like there's a spectrum. Some are like just they're fat. That's not what Taylor is at all. But some also do kind of look like Taylor. So like, okay. They're probably pretty cute. A little auto research now, now that we're going down Fag Lane. Ah, yes. Here, here.

Can we, Zach, can you show this one to everybody for our little gay tour here? Right, that's not a bad looking guy. He doesn't have a six-pack, but that's a bear. Oh, wow. He's so slick looking. There's some sort of... He's moist. Lubricant.

He put a lot of some sort of tanning oil on. He must have just done something strenuous. He just looks moist. I don't wear hip guy ripped jeans, though. I couldn't do it. No. That is, you know, here's another.

Your lips to gods are they got. You know, Woody always says Zach leaves photos up for not nearly enough time. I do say that sometimes, yes. I'm of the feeling other direction. Been up there waiting. Hey, we're some fucking. Is that Josh Hokit?

Some cool guy pants. It looks like Josh Hokie, doesn't it? Taylor, I want to ask you for any. Asked for a friend. Do you have any suspenders? I don't have suspenders. I have no problem keeping my pants up.

It's because of the weight. Once I get them on, they do not want to come off, Woody. Let me tell you. And Woody, you should know this because you and I are brothers in the same boat of huge ribcade.

Oh my gosh. Ridge wide hips. I got birthing hips. Dude, I see everyone mock Elon Musk's gigantic rib cage. and I do too pretending I'm not one of them. Yeah, look at that guy.

He looks stupid, doesn't he look at a pop every year. I'll see those same things. I'll be like, he doesn't even look that weird, actually. Give me a little more gay chart. So don't you just look like that, actually? A little more gay chart. I wanted more of the gay charts at. Thank you.

Oh, oh, oh. I thought you were joking about Otter, but no, that's a real thing. Oh, yeah, of course. I'm well-versed in the way. Taylor, which of these do you identify with most? do I identify with yeah if you were to categorize yourself which of these are you

on the inside which of these are you on the inside I feel like the jock has a good body that's that's the way I would look if I carved away a lot of late night eating is it so a young Woody was a twunk on my best day maybe jock why is the cub bigger than the bear

This is a ridiculous alignment. I've never been larger than the bear. See, the bear is hairy. I've never been chub or cub. Oh shit. Okay, then I'm a bear, I guess. Yeah, the bear is hairier than the cub.

Because I'm much hairier than the cub. Zach, show us some real examples now. No, you just describe them. I feel like I'm in between otter and bear. Why is the twunk the only black one? Wow. Pretty racist for you to even notice that, dude. Well.

Ooh, Wolf seemed cool, dude. That guy was shredded. There weren't any bucks on there. No bucks. Yeah, no bucks thing. Is that a type? Yeah, you never heard of buck breaking? No.

Really? Is that someone who's unwilling? No, is that with that black guy? Yeah, I've heard this. Yeah, he was saying, he was saying that a big part of slavery was at the overseers. used to try and fuck the black slaves that call it buck breaking to try and like fuck them into submission.

He put out a... Like the mega... No, Abu Ghraib. I'm going for. I don't think they raped them there. Not with their penises. I'm almost positive they didn't. That's the Israelis you're thinking of, Woody.

Oh, no, my bad. They rape prisoners with dogs. Whoops. Allegedly. No, literally. Like, it's the deal. I saw an interview recently, and it was like, they had an interview recently, and it was like four Israeli prison guards. They're wearing masks, and they're being interviewed, a teary-eyed, like, dateline news interview.

They're crying because someone exposed that they all raped a male prisoner, and now they are portraying themselves as the victim for being exposed for this. For being grossed out. You know, we do our job for Israel. This is what happens to it. Like, that's what the interview was like. It was like, these are the rapers. And they're being portrayed as the victims. And it's not the first time I've seen that on Israeli TV where there was that other instance

where a group of soldiers had gang raped a woman. And they had like the head gang raper on like their version of the Tonight Show like coming out to music and applause. He's like, ah, it's wild. I looked it up. The Americans raped in Abu Ghraib, female and underage detainees. Really? I mean, I don't doubt it.

That was pretty fucked up. Yeah. Why only the They probably weren't gay Send me the link I believe you I just want to hear I stand by

I don't believe them That's because you're so pro Iraq and Afghanistan war Yeah So pro Abu Ghraib Yeah Not even pro the wars We need to go

We need to go That's the Abou grade two The electric boogaloo Like we need to go They try and make that guy look back bad because he's standing there holding two electrical wires dressed like a fucking clan member.

That was fucking costume night. Like they were having fun. He chose that outfit. That's Mustafa. He's a real class cut up. Just him and the boys. Having a blast. That was fun with the boys. They're doing their pyramids.

They love stacking themselves in pyramids. It's their favorite thing. I don't get it. It's their culture. I'm not going to take that from them or judge it. It's not our place to judge another culture. Some men, just like human pyramids. They love naked pyramids, okay?

I'm not going to judge their home. That's not my place. Some people love it when dogs bark at them. We should have been less chill with, I believe it was Afghanistan that did the Batchabazi stuff where we were like, these are the good guys. They're helping us out. Sure.

They like to steal little boys from like rival clans and then make them dance to be abused. But, you know, these are the good guys. And it was like, I don't know. Sounds seedy to me. I'm with that, actually. That makes a ton of sense.

Because what you've got is like the tribal war. Think about it. You got these tribal warlords and they're like, oh yes, American GI, we could give you great information about the jihad and the mountains. Suck my dick, boy. Anyway, the al-Qaeda that you search for, right upon that ridge there.

And like, what are you going to do? Like, interrupt him. he directs you toward your people who do 9-11 you because he's getting a little little T-boy BJ you're gonna you're gonna like slap that little boy's pert little lips away I don't know if he was good I think he was just molest you're gonna slap the cock right out of I don't know what to do tell me more about his lips they're pert don't say that don't even don't even tease this out Jesus they don't have what they have this stuff they make from cat liver that's just as good just as good what cat liver yeah would be something

liberal. Yeah. You know. And then we got that information and we're like, all right, off to beat the bad guys. That's what we did. That's what we always do. That's how war works.

It's like it's not a corporate fucking takeover. We're fighting Al-Qaeda. Like if we have to rub elbows with some boy fuckers, then let's do it and finish our war. We're here to kill them all. We're not here because we like dislike them a little. This isn't a football game. We're here to kill them all.

It's war. So if we gotta rub elbows with the boy fuckers, then we do. And we continue our fucking killing, because that's what we're here for. I don't know. I don't like it. It's their whole culture there. That's what they're into. And by the way, what kind of glass house as America?

It's a terrible culture. Think about the glass house that the American is in when he complains about the T-boys. Do you really want Mustafa to say, actually, Taylor? What about the Catholic Church in your country? Oh, I thought you were going to go, Epstein. me about these files I have heard of from the Jew known as Epstein. He sounds like how you say incredibly cool. Like the bees knees, the kind of guy I want to get to know.

He is the camel sack, I tell you. Camel sack is the other. Maybe it is. They probably got a saying like that, you know, they do. They might. Oh, Mustafa is the camel sack. Oh, best guy you ever met. That's funny.

Wonderful, Raper. There were a lot of those. Do we need a new topic? I'm sorry. Maybe I cut this one. No, I don't think you cut it even a second too early. Sorry, thanks for the support. Did you guys see the next iPhone?

It folds. Yeah, I just don't see a use case for that for me personally. There's a couple pictures in the, article I read, linked. Can you bring it up so we can scroll and show more than one? When I saw it sitting on a table, that actually appealed to me, the way it can sort of prop itself up. I don't know.

That is unwieldly. It folds in half. So I feel like it fits in the pocket even smaller than a phone. Like maybe your current phone does? Maybe. It would. like it's like a pocket watch it would be a little fold all the way back so I can use it as a fucking phone still

yeah yeah it would be in your those two ends would touch so and then there's a third screen exactly yeah you've seen that before and uh I saw it sitting on what is current what we're looking at is like the camera side Zach can you find that picture please still and uh so here it is totally folded up that's what it would look like in your pocket I don't have a vibe for how thick it is. And I feel like that's intentional. Like maybe, you know, they're kind of hiding that from us.

They are. This view. Like restaurant Woody would use this. You know, I can eat with two hands. Jack, you'll love it. Dude, we have a rule in my marriage. It's the best thing ever. If the restaurant's too loud to talk, we just break out the phones.

They're like, fuck this. We're not yelling to each other all dinner. and that's what we do. Yeah. I don't know if I like that. So here's the thing about this phone. I didn't want this phone when it was a Samsung, when it was an Android.

I didn't want it then. So why would I want it now? The Apple ecosystem doesn't appeal to me. Guess who makes this screen, this foldable, fancy Apple screen. Samsung. The people who invented it. Guess who makes all Apple screens, by the way? Samsung, the people who invented them.

Like get the fuck out of it with this Apple superiority. I just, I don't watch any videos on my phone. Like if I go on YouTube and listen to a podcast or something, I turn my screen off immediately because I have premium and I just listen off my phone. I don't watch my phone. So, okay.

I'm really sensitive to bad audio and I find every phone, even a flagship phone by either side. The audio is too tinny for me and I don't like it. Yeah. So that's one of the main reasons. The other part is the font's always too small for my old ass, and I just prefer to use a laptop. So, yeah.

I just don't see the use case. Like what I don't see anything tempting about this setup to me when I could just have a regular phone. Oh, that and this are the use case for me. Stand up. Sorry, I cut you off. I think it could be interesting if there are some apps that utilize it, like maybe with a, what do you call a stylus of some kind? Like maybe there's something you could do there.

I'm not using a fucking stylus. Yeah, I'm not either, but I'm just saying, like, to take advantage of this extra real estate, if you actually used it for something, I don't know what that use case is, though. It's certainly not mine. Even though I watch a ton of videos of my phone, I'm not into, like, folding it out for a slightly bigger video. It just looks clunky. I'm watching bombs explode in Ukraine, or I'm watching, like, a race car, like, go fast on Reddit or something. I'm not watching a movie.

I don't care about. I acknowledge Android did it first, but they did. do some cool stuff. Like if you watch the video with it folded up and then unfold it, the OS is clever enough to give you like a full screen switch it to the other screens and such. And there's a

Android does do that too. Yeah, they did it first. I don't mean to knock them. But I'm just like this seems like it seems really nice. I don't need a new phone. I stopped getting excited about phones like 10 years ago, maybe more. They stopped improving. They really stagnant. They don't matter to me. Mine's already fast. Seemies. They used to be. Think about the first five generations and how each new one was a massive leap forward.

You weren't just getting a new phone. You were getting a new piece of technology. Like, you know, this one does this and that. Oh, my God. It has a compass in it. Like, at first they didn't do anything. And then they started doing more and more things. This is, it's just been about like bezel thinness and screen response rates for so long that you're really just flexing that you've got $1,200 to burn.

The compass one was huge. I don't know if you if you guys drove when these things. I don't know. But anyway, when these phones first came out, they had a GPS. They had a GPS and they had maps and stuff. But they didn't know what direction you were pointing. So they just would wait for you to start moving. So like imagine this scenario where you like turn out of the parking lot and you're at a red light.

And the map is fucked. It's confused as hell. It doesn't know where you are. It's not until you start driving that it reorients the map and gets it right. Yeah. And people like Garmin or whoever was doing their maps were like, bro, we need a compass. This device doesn't work well without one. So that was like a huge upgrade.

And the speed upgrades mattered and like everything was cool. Now I only get one when my current one stops working well. Yeah, they all do all the things now. They all do slow motion video. They all do all of the multimedia things. They all have great screens. Like there's really no reason to buy another phone every year or two. I just don't get it.

I like my time. Samsung phones. I still have an S-21. I haven't bought one in fucking five, six years myself. I don't even know what mine is. It's an iPhone. And I want to say it's like five years, something like that. Yeah.

I don't like this foldable one. I did like the flip. There's an Android that's just like a flip phone that closes the other way. So this one sort of closes like a book. And the other one closes like a traditional flip phone, like top-o. top over bottom and it makes a really small phone in your pocket. I kind of wanted that one. I considered that one a lot.

Yes, you prioritize the pocket fit over the extra screen real estate. I can see that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I don't mind the small screen ever. I used to have a itty-bitty phone. I mean,

back when they first came out, that was the thing you would flex. It was like, look how small what his phone is. Holy shit, that calls people, Kyle. Right. Like, he'd be blown away.

It goes from my ear to my cheek. And people are like, I can't hear you. There were phones like that. I can remember me in the phone store. I can remember be in the phone store in like 2002 with my dad getting my new cell phone and being like, oh, that $340 one there. It was like so itty-bitty. I don't know how it called people.

It was the size of this vape. It would have been like this. And that's the one I wanted so bad. Didn't get it. Didn't get it. We mostly had those. They all had the Nokia's in my family. And then I was the only one that had like a Sony Air.

Erickson or something like that that was slightly different. But yeah, like each generation used to be something different, but that's not the case anymore. And that doesn't appeal to me. I don't want that. How much are they? About two grand. I don't know if the price is announced announced, but it's... Come on.

You've got a laptop you can get for two grand? Actually, less, I think. I got a new laptop, let's call it two months ago, and I want to say it was 1,200. I'm just saying, you get a really nice. nice laptop for two grand. Like I've got a gaming laptop that's pretty thin. I think it was three grand and it's it can play most games pretty well. But like two grand for that phone?

I'm not doing that. I would never do that. Okay, I looked it up. The starting price is two grand. I got that right. The next two models are 22 and 2,600. The two terabyte marital model is $3,200. That is a pricey phone.

That's insane. Although it's impressive to me, tech-wise, that you can squeeze all that into that phone. Although, you know, they got these little terabyte storage cards now. RAM is so expensive. It is. I bet the story is going to be about durability. I feel like what happened in the Android world is lower volume. So you can have like one of the six trillion Androids that are available, not be reliable.

It's not a big deal. But when the flagship iPhone, the story comes out that, oh, yeah, sand tends to get in the sides or pocket lint or something. And then when you open it, it crunches and does a thing. Like when that starts happening, I bet that's a story that happens when these come out. We'll see. Maybe. I think the, I think the Samsung ones get like a little line there, you know, in the fold or something like that. After tons of folds and stuff.

Tons of folds. Yeah. Although I would be like looking at all the time in my hands. hand just like a fidget spinner. Oh, that's probably not good. I'd be fucking with it all the time. Yeah, I'm not buying that. The phone's $2,000, Taylor.

That foldable iPhone's $2,000. And they start one's $3,200. I just don't be a reasonable use case for me. I'm not a big enough phone user. If I was a teenage girl, I might be really thirsting for this thing. But I don't use my phone as much as most people. Yeah. I pretty much just text.

and have like three to four apps I use regularly. Unless I'm making a call, I rarely use my phone for more than 60 seconds in a stretch. Like I'm checking a thing and then I put it away. Yeah. I check my email every morning and like that's, and then I'll check Twitter. And then that's kind of the last of the available apps I do,

unless I'm ordering up Amazon. Twitter can take a while. I check Discord. confirm I still don't have any friends and then I'm done. It doesn't take long at all. I don't even have a Discord. Yeah, no takers. I made a new friend today. Well, yesterday. Dude, I was playing Rainbow. I played fine. It wasn't like extraordinary for me, but I was like a useful member of the team. But my attitude and callouts, like everyone was loving it. And this

guy sent me a friend request afterwards and I said yes. And then today he's like, hey, you want to run some. So we played ranked, something I don't usually do solo. We won two out of three. It was a blast. We combined for 10 kills. I got one of them. And we won. It was just a big win. I had a great time. We won. And shout out to my new friend Sky. It's a boy. Sounds nice. Shout out to Sky. He's not American. Don't judge his name. He's probably a sweet. Oh. Um, Just going by voice. I'm going to call him like 27. He works nights making.

He's a brewer. It's like a twunk. No, don't bring you gay shit. I don't play with kids. I actually played with a kid like two months ago. Like he was like, I want to play?

I'm like sure. I'm in. And then it comes out. He's like 17. So I didn't like leave him immediately, but I unfriended him at the end of the night and stuff. Like nothing personal, bro.

I just, I don't want everyone calling me a peto. So. Especially after those photos I said. If you could tell me. Some inappropriate messages, dual minor. Look how loose these pants are now that I'm shredded. Like,

I'm definitely bird you're going to twunk, right? I need to bookmark that picture or something. But yeah, that's like, really my only rule. No kids, and I prefer boys. And I want to play with girls. Yeah, they're better at gaming. But you can't, you can't, you can't play with the kids. He's like, it's like Leon, the professional.

Like he's like an assassin. No kids. And I prefer boys. I don't remember which mod it was on our Discord where like someone lied on our Patreon and then got into the $50 Discord. And they were under 18. And immediately like someone. caught him and

like one of the mods was like you know this isn't any hatred towards you but you this will be your last message here you got to go we got to get you out here you know see you in a few years let's get you some more safe let's get you out of here I'm all for that I don't want to be on that

doctor disrespect list you digitally like wrap a blanket around his shoulders give him some cocoa while you lead him toward the flashing lights You don't want to be needlessly mean. No, you just can't be here with these fucking monsters. You're going to try and take you for everything you're worth in fucking poker or something. Oh, yeah, they'll have your mom's credit card on their fucking poker account or something like that.

They'll run you dry. Yeah, I'll do that. No, I can't be doing that. Got to protect them. I'm in there right now. I thought they'd be up to no good. But this seems pretty. Oh, here's a Charlie Kirk meme.

Pretty well behaved? I have some Charlie Kirk memes. here's some Epstein stuff. Here's somebody joking about gay people in a way they probably shouldn't. It's okay. It's just a mod. Boys will be boys. Here's a meme of me in there. It's like, be me.

Not a Holocaust denier or questioner. They had a fun challenge to research a conspiracy theory and presented as factual as they could. Kyle picks the Holocaust. Does his research, explains genuine evidence of all the discrepancies and the numbers and the lack of paper trails and how it's only, it's the only history that is illegal to question,

even though he says he still thinks it happened. He admits he now thinks the numbers were exaggerated. Two days later, video deleted by YouTube for hate speech. All right, now I see differently. It's a picture of me going like, I saw the 4chan screenshot, like the green text under it. Yeah. Dude, I remember when you did that on the show fucking eight years ago,

whatever it was and I was like fucking we got acerous over here like flying right up next to the sun I'm about talking about Helen Keller like we got to bury his I don't remember if I went first or last but I remember like thinking like

they gotta love this I've taken things too far I've been doing a lot of math when I was doing my research and like that's the other thing like people defend that Like, I'm not a Holocaust denier. I do think the numbers might be a little out of whack, like all those like tens of millions and stuff. But like a lot of people died.

It was a horrible thing. But like doing that research, like, I've seen people defend what I said and be like, he did his research. And he had all these like real facts. And I'm like, I mean, at least one of those websites was a white supremacist website. Literally like I was literally reading somebody's manifesto copy and pasting at times. Like don't take that well salted and do your own fucking research. It's a comedy podcast. Yeah.

Joking. Don't actually. But for real, though, there's some weird. Check out those numbers. It don't. Check him out. Kyle was at 275,000.com. Let me just say this.

Do you think those people would make a math mistake? Oh, the German, they were pretty, they were pretty good at math. Yeah. I think he meant the Jewish people. Oh, Jews. Maybe I misread it. I don't know. I thought he meant the Germans planet.

Who are those people in this context? I don't know. Well, it was ubiquitous enough that Woody and I both took separate groups from it. So clearly well stated. There you go. That's what he was going for. Yeah, the Holocaust happened. Anyway.

Two thumbs down. Two thumbs down. Two thumbs down. We don't like the Holocaust. Every now and then, I'm like, we haven't said we don't like the Holocaust in too long. We need to make that clear. Oh, what the hell? The Seinfeld guy? Can't get rid of them.

A lot of great content. They're funny folks. It's true. Yeah. I watched Schindler's list the other day and wasn't as bad as I remembered. I remember feeling bad the last time I saw it, but this time I was like, all right. You saw the funny. You saw the, well, you have to see the humor and everything, Woody.

you know the thing that struck me the thing that struck me is I didn't remember all the collaborators from the time I'd seen it before there were all these Jewish collaborators who were wearing like like they had the star of David too

but they were like the boss Jew they were the ones hurting the Jews into lines and stuff and like the fellow Jews were like how can you do this to your people and he's like it pays well and I was like this is in the movie

I forgot all about this shit pays pretty good yeah that's what he said he was like you wouldn't believe for pay well that they were they were They should have rethought that.

Yeah, probably. Or maybe they got rich afterward. I don't even know how it works. Yeah, I don't know. You ever see that? I think it is Oscar Schindler. There's that moment. I think it was on Israeli television where it was either him or some other guy who saved a bunch of Holocaust Jews where it's revealed to him and the audience that like everyone in the audience is either one of the Jews he saved or a descendant of them.

And he starts crying and stuff. It's really emotional. I saw the end of that movie where they all. started putting rocks on his grave. Yeah. Yeah. It was like of, of course it's something free. Buffalo nickel.

Buffalo nickel, something like that. Some sticks. It had to be something. Just a little something on there. Anyway, World War II, two thumbs down. Not a fan of that. No? That's the war.

Oh, no, I meant like the whole. It's goaded as far as war ago. It's my favorite war. I think like 80 million Europeans died, like a lot. Who's to say? Who's counting? I don't know. I don't know who's counting, but it was a lot.

Whenever you see those old battles. You've never seen the one guy in the back with a notebook going one. You never see that guy. It's counting. There's to say how many died. Or than any, he did. If you were to fight in World War II, what branch of the army would you want to be in?

In World War II? The Luftwaffe. I didn't think of that one. Keeping the specks just clean. And pure. Yeah, those. Germanic skies. I'd want to be, you know, just piercing through the veil of the envelope of air and just keeping those those Germanic skies clean and pure for the Reich. It's kind of a hard question because everybody, you know, World War II is kind of rough, right? Like the Navy. I have a very specific, like, phobia about like being stuck in those dark Pacific waters with the rest of my shipmates bobbing up and

down waiting on the shark to come. That's very scary. Yeah. Where like the Navy is almost just a no-go because of that alone. I don't know what the Air Force was doing. I guess that they were launching sorties from like bases in the UK like later in the war, but

so maybe that, maybe Air Force, because I don't want to be Army, Marines, or Navy. So I'm going to go air force. Are you doing it strictly as to what safest? Not only safest, but like which danger is more desirable. Okay.

Because if I get shot down to my plane, probably parachute and become a POW, and I just don't think that's the worst thing that could happen to you in that war. Well, you better be a paratrooper. Yeah, you better be a paratrooper over fucking Germany and not over Japan. For sure.

If they fucking catch you, dude. Oh, yeah, for sure. My answer might change if we'd send me to the Pacific. I don't know if they use the Air Force against the Jets. Japan was ruthless. They'll send me to a work. they're gonna fuck me up real bad they're gonna torture me and chop me up into little bits

the difference is well that sounds bad I thought it was only rape when he first started oh and those German Japanese cocks like a bit of a bear slew of them you can take the poor asses of the fucking

they'd be blown away Are you in? I'm used to Americans I'm used to Americans all the all the all other prisoners are chanting by name because I'm taking the ass fucking so well that it's embarrassing our Japanese racist.

So the safest is the Air Force. Now they all have super dangerous jobs. I don't mean every job is super dangerous because that's just not true. But every branch had jobs that were super dangerous. Like in the Air Force, the bombers had a really low survival rate. But for every bomber pilot, there's like a mechanic, a clerk, an instructor, logistics, ground crews, etc. who, you know, stayed in safe places, like kind of far away from the front lines.

The Navy, relatively safe overall, except submarines. Those have one in five submariners died. I didn't see that coming. I pictured myself, like, what do I really want? My first thought was fighter pilot, because that's dope as heck. It's not super safe. But to Kyle's point, the way you die is they kind of just turn your lights off, right? I imagine you're not so bad until you hit the ground and then it's over.

I bet you scream on the way down. I think a lot of times if you got shot down, you lived. I wouldn't doubt it, right? Parachute down. Probably got hurt a lot. I bet you're injured quite frequently as you parachute down. Maybe. There's got to be more than a few guys that parachuted out and then drown when no one could find them.

That would be horrifying. That was the beginning of parachuting. Yeah. An army parachutes suck. Like the point of an army parachute is to get on the ground as fast as you can. You wonder like, why don't they use the regular good ones that everyone has? Imagine like dropping 3,000 people and every one of them can steer in any direction they feel like going. They're all going to be wrapped up in birds' nests and crashing to the ground. And every time they do like exercises,

This is just parachuting over Indiana. There's broken legs and severe injuries every time. I'm like, why? Like, I practice parachuting and it's not dangerous at all. And the answer is, well, my parachute is designed to set me down softly. Their parachute is designed to set them down quickly. So it's way harder hit. And so, yeah, anyway, they get hurt a lot.

The pilot's shoots might be better, though. I would think. You know, the pilot's shoot has kind of a different job. than like an army guy who's who's like a paratrooper let's see let's see what they had to I mean the pilot is more useful in that he can like hop back in and pilot another plane

whereas well I think it's about the threat they face not how much they care about the human like you know oh just trying to get them down as quick as possible that's when they're pegged yeah that's what it is so I'm like would they want to set pilots down more quickly I could imagine that you're right you say

yeah they use very different parachutes Okay. Yeah, the pilot had a slower parachute, a better parachute. He could steer. Let me. Canopies for stable mass drops for the Army versus the, yeah, it's basically what I said. I'd want to be in charge of all those black ladies who are delivering mail. Do you want that?

Or the ice cream barge. Like, I don't think you get this. You should be able to pick your, like, assignment. Only your division. They're not division, but. Only if you're a. politician's son. I'm getting those boys. That's interesting too. So like one of the things, so John Wayne took deferment after deferment,

would not fight in World War II. But there's this list of celebrities and athletes that like, not only fought, but like fought fought fought. It's like maybe Humphrey Bogart or something like that. It's like flying bombing missions over Europe. Some guy who just had won like the World Series in baseball or something. Joe DiMaggio tried, but they wouldn't give him a combat assignment. Okay. Really? Ted Williams was a pilot. I know that.

Yeah, Ted Williams. Yeah, a lot of those guys fought. Is he the guy that preserved his head later? Yes. Where were that? We're going to bring him back one day. That was one of my favorite opium Anthony clips of all time where they were like, that's a great comment from Anthony's reading.

He's like, great comment from Ted Williamshead.com. Oh, my. You're a bastard. You're a terrible bastard. Like, what's wrong with you having Ted Williamshead.com? Because he tried to freeze his head. I don't think. He didn't just try.

He did. He froze up somewhere right now. Yeah, but his head came off. I have a suspicion that he defrosted somewhere along the way and they refroses it. It is stored in a long time. No, it's stored in a steel tank filled with liquid nitrogen at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation Foundation facility in Scottsdale, Arizona. wasn't his whole Not doing a very good job

After he died in 2002 His body was moved to Alcor Where technicians severed his head From his body In a process called He had Neuro And a process called

Lopping and Chopping It's called Neuro Separation Then he was preserved His head and body Were both placed into separate containers called Deaurs To be frozen indefinitely In Liquid Nitrogen

Yeah Apparently his son wanted him frozen, sparking a dispute with family members who wanted him cremated, kind of at the opposite ends of the spectrum. Later. Oh, and someone says that the head was mistreated while during storage preparation, but they don't really go into that. What did they do to tell you? Some guy spit on it or something. Slaping him around. Oh, Woody.

Don't be gross. I was talking about underhanded catch. What are you talking about? What his dog came on him? Easy mistake. Wait, what? I give the best ears, critches, I guess. He was, I mean, he might be the first Futurama Head style guy if they figure that tack out.

Because you know. I only are going to figure that out. I really don't. I don't think that. You can't talk unless you have lungs. You can't. I think if they figure out how to reanimate it, they're going to, they're going to figure out how to do fief lungs.

Are those guys that talk like this talking with, I know they. have lungs, but is air passing over their larynx, or are they just vibrating it with this little toy? Dwarbs? What are you talking about? You know, the guys who stick the thing on their throat. You see me miming the thing at my throat. Smokers. Yeah. Yeah.

My larynx is gone. Those guys. But that's still a result of air from their lungs coming out of that area as opposed to the mouth. What I'm getting at is... I thought they were vibrating the thing while they talked and it worked.

You can't talk without airflow. right you don't need lungs you just I put a reverse vacuum cleaner on your neck and off to the races but I need to muscularly control like the flow of air over my vocal cords to speak

that's not how I do it or you'd sound really silly how do you talk are you over there operating yourself like an accordion but yes yes you can't tell but I'm pressing my chest against the table you're actually like a human bagpipe or something

So you need airflow Mm-hmm But if I give you too much airflow Do you think your neck would just compensate and make it work? No, I need to be able to control the air flow. You can't just blow air through my like larynx or whatever And like have me like try to make words But I can totally talk while exhaling I'm doing it right now

But that's part of it is you're exhaling that And that vibration is triggering your So we did we agree on that you need airflow. I'm just saying if it wasn't well controlled airflow, if I gave you extra, I think you'd make it work. I bet you could do it right now. Oh, maybe. You might look like one of those wacky,

wavy, inflatable arm-waving tube man. I don't know about that. I know they could do that thing. You probably saw that Soviet experiment where they took the German Shepherd's head and cut it off and then hooked it up to a machine that would just pump blood to the brain and the head sitting there like,

fuck fuck just like laying there alive that was horrible yeah it's pretty rough it should have been a pit bull I bet we did something similar

probably but at least our videos aren't out there so we can just blame them for that true yeah true it's dirty slabs yeah

I read the story about what fucking was it some other old guy or was it Fauci that like tested a bunch of like against beagles

what I know Fauci did something in these days Fauci's torturing beagles now no no this was like from the like the 80s or 90s or 90s this is a long time ago

no Qonon's gay you told me you work you one time yeah but that was funny I believe you god damn it I showed up at that pizza place with one round in my You know how much trouble I'm in? They took that shit seriously.

Dude, that's the part of the like Trump regime that you don't really hear about because we're normal people and we don't get into these i jinx. But like whenever you see those people getting arrested for protesting at out ice facilities, they're getting crazy prison sentences. They're getting tried as terrorists and stuff. They're sending people away for like tens of years for protesting. and doing crazy stuff outside those facilities. To be fair, in one of the events,

like a guy brought a rifle and started shooting at the agents, but they rounded up all of his compadres as terrorists. Everybody got it. Not ideal. Not ideal. Yeah, it's not a time to be politically active. Can you imagine if you were 17 and you were like, oh, yeah, man, I believe in this cause so much.

And you're like, these guys are a little rough, though. They do wear masks, but I guess everybody wears masks these days. Oh, we're going to the ice facility, huh? Was that a gun? Oh, I guess it is Georgia. Open Carat State, right? Ha, ha, ha. Oh, I mean a terrorist.

No, please no. And you're just gone and that's the rest of your life. Like, that's clearly what happens. It looks like Fauci was the head of the NIH at the time that the NIAID, which is a subpart of it. Okay. Was doing some tests on Beagles that were, by modern standards, not chill. Yeah. It was for, they were testing a vaccine that, I guess, protect.

you against a parasite and they did the testing on dogs. I'm anti the Beagle testing. Pick a worse dog breed. Like don't spend beagles on. Beagles are nice, sweet little dogs. Why? Because if you torture pit bulls, they'll bite you. Yeah, but that's more evidence they should be the ones in the mix if we're, like,

beagles don't do anything. Beagles are like some of the most trusting dogs in the world. be fucking with them. Pickles don't bite you if you put a muzzle on him. Yeah? Just do with pit bulls. About a being. Well, you don't have to do that.

Well, some of us have experience with that, but you want a twist. I'm told. Guys are lame. Your dogs don't love you as much as mine. Love me. Thank God. If my dog came on me, I could look him

in the face. Scott doesn't know. Woody's dog busted on him last week. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean well, like full on. I was laying in the bed. I was telling fast forward. The dog was all loving me up.

I scritched behind his ear. And he's just melting, just looking at me like I hung the moon. And he stands up and busts. Like, what the fuck? And that's what happened. He stood up and he gave you one of these? Yeah. Well, it landed like on my sort of.

by dick, but I was under like three comforters. So it didn't like get me, get me. But yeah, that happened. That's crazy. So wait, yeah. Have you ever had a dog bust on you, Scott? No, no, I haven't

been that lucky before. So you've never pleased the dog the way Woody did? No, no, maybe one day, maybe one day. You got to make a wish when that happens to you. That is true. Is that like a wishbone? Yeah, it's like step. in horse shit. Yeah, it's lucky. Do you remember Wishbone? How great that show was after school?

I'm aware that Wishbone. I don't know what this is. TV show about a small Beagle Dog, but that's the extent of my knowledge. Yeah, and then he would like explore the world of an old book through the lens of himself being Wishbone. Yeah, I don't know anything about that. I didn't see that show. I think I may have been a little too old for that. I think you must have been because Scott remembers it. I remember it. I guarantee the audience remembers Wishbone. The thing is, like, I feel like I was on the tail end of it, because I can remember it from before I was 10 years old. Anytime after, like, maybe eight or nine, like, I've, I'd never seen it. You don't remember? What's the story? Wishbone? And then

he launches into a new story. No, no, I do remember it. I have a good memory. Is there a story about, like, I feel like ejaculating on a 50-year-old man? Ironically, yes. Yes. Yeah. A lot of stories, it was recurrent. I thought about that all week. I was just like, oh.

Oh, I didn't think about it that way. He was thinking about it all week. I was scratching my dog's ear and I was like, don't you get any fucking ideas. Dude, he has me. Nervous now. Like, I, I like it was all there wasn't almost a replay but like I was in the same spot and he was next to me and I'm like

full we want shame on you I thought about it differently than you Kyle because I was like doing dishes like four days ago and I just like started laughing yeah it's like that's so funny that's the funniest story ever it's a good one it's so funny it's so funny which of it was has the more embarrassing story. I guess the dog come isn't that bad. Like Woody doesn't seem bothered by it. It would bother us more, I think. Would it bother you?

It would bother me. I'd be upset. I couldn't look at the dog and say. Oh, no, I would laugh at the same way Woody has. Who gives a fuck? It's a dog. Yeah. See, I might even go as far as like, you know in the Bible when they write about

like what to do if someone has sex with an animal? And they're like, oh, the man must be like lashed 17 times. And the animal must be put to death. and it cannot be eaten then after. You know, it has to be burned the remains. Like it's very... You got to cut around it. You could have to cut around the butthole.

I might go that for it. Sorry, Toby. I have to, I have to be lashed. And then you have to be put down. And then we can't even eat you after. Look, I'm not wasting the goat shoulder. Because this guy busted. That's how I would do it.

But yeah, no, as far as most embarrassing story, like, I still have... It's the poop. Crem to Le Cram. I don't know. You've been arrested at a post office? No. But Taylor's embarrassing story. Did we try it on precise?

It was overflowing that toilet at my girlfriend's house when I was 17. Oh. I would have walked into my girlfriend at the time's mother's house, unannounced, naked, walked into their living room and shat on her rather than what I did, which was go to fucking jail. Well, that's not ideal, but that's the going to jail part isn't humiliating. It was pretty bad. It's pretty bad.

Had a panic attack right in the middle of it. They all got their guns drawn. I'm freaking out. Yeah, that is pretty dangerous. But the panic attack worked in your favor. Like, I don't know what's true because I'm going off what I read in the newspaper, but it said like once you fell, right? And then everyone started being nice to you. Okay, I don't know what's true.

How did it go down? I start they told me to show me their hand, my hands and not reach, and they were like, do you have a gun? And I almost reached toward my pocket. They're like, don't reach to your pocket. And I'm like, I'm not, they should have my pocket. I don't have a gun though. And I started having a little bit of a panic attack.

And I was like, I feel a little bit faint. And we walked inside the post office and I sat down for like 30 seconds. And then they arrested me and put me in a car. That was kind of the end of it. That's not, that's fucking nothing, dude. I don't know. It got a lot of attention. All four of her sisters and her younger brother and her parents were there when I put bits of my fecal matter in their foyer.

Did they take a picture of you after and post it on the internet? Thank God they didn't. What if they did that thing that gas stations and places do when they get bad checks? What if they had your picture next to the bathroom is like no number two? But he on the dinan dashboard. He's up there. Scott, what's the most embarrassing story you can, you are willing to say that you've gone through in your life?

You know, I've been trying, I've been trying to think about it for the last, like, minute or two. It's got to be a tie between this one time. This isn't necessarily embarrassing. I just kind of like, I look back and I think, what the fuck was I thinking? I had a court date, right? I got into an argument with my mom and it escalated and nothing crazy happened.

It's just, you know, fucking cops got called because all the yelling and shit like that. And the state of Massachusetts, somebody has to go to court. So they're like, all right, they're not going to send my mom to court. I go there and I'm pissed off. I'm 19. I'm like, it's fucking stupid. Nothing even fucking happened. And there's all these people.

It's a magistrate hearing and they're sitting in the hallway. And they're like, it's like two or three people. They're all sitting there. and they keep calling this one guy who's clearly not here. And these people are all like, oh, well, why do they keep fucking calling them? Why don't they just move on? I think, oh, yeah, you know what, that's a good point. So the next time he pokes his head out, they call the name.

I'm like, why don't you just call somebody else? The cop looks up. He's like, oh, thanks. I'll make you wait here all day. That got me really mad. So I'm just sitting here. he pops back in he pops back out he starts walking down the hall and uh i said to him as he went by you're a fucking punk bitch and uh yeah he didn't say word

your conflict resolution skills leaves something to be desired he was he was a punk bitch though oh i didn't know i mean my mistake turns out this wasn't just any cop either it was the chief of one of the local police departments too. That'll do it. So yeah. Luckily for me, all that happened was they pulled me into the office and they started just like reaming me out, just like giving me a tongue lashing. And then they sent me back out. And it kind of worked because they sent me back out. I could have counted to like a hundred before they were like, all right, Scott Sullivan, get in here. And then they sat, they sit me down. They do the whole magistrate thing. They're talking over my head. And then the

judge is like, all right, I'm going to give you 12 months of not probation, but like, just don't get arrested again. And this is going to go away. It's not going to be on your record. And if you get arrested again, we're going to bring it up, but we're going to charge you, which I don't get into trouble in the first place. I just call cops mean names sometimes. And so there was that, that was, you know, nothing horrible happened. But then there was another time where I was at a friend's house and me, I, you know, I can talk to girls, but, you know, I was, I was, I was not as practiced back then, I guess you could say. And there was this girl who came over. My friends were like trying to set me up with her. They keep sliding me beers,

though. And this chick, she's just like a party girl, so she wants to drink and smoke. And she keeps asking me for weed. And there's a point where, like, I don't have any more weed. So she wants more weed. So she keeps asking for this one guy who lives across the street because he's a weed dealer. And I, like I said, my friends keep sliding me beers. And I'm like four or five in the bag by now. And I take that as, oh, she wants this guy instead of me.

So I start chirping about it. Just being fucking, like, retarded. I was like, yeah, why don't you go talk to Aaron then? And the thing is, like, it all kept going over her head. I think she was probably just as drunk as I was. But eventually, I go over, I sit down, I'm like seven or eight beers in the bag. And I'm not really a drinker in the first place. And I sit down next to her.

I look at her and I'm like, you want to go out to your car? She's like, why? So we can fuck. in front of everybody. It's like seven or eight people here. It's not like a party, but it's like a gathering where it's like friends of friends show up. And the whole room just went quiet.

They were all like, what the fuck was at? She got up, she screamed and she ran to the bathroom. And I don't even hear of a different room. Not a good reaction. No, no, not the reaction I was expecting. All right.

I miscalculated. I misjudged out. She probably should have followed her. That's what she wanted. lines. You know, maybe you should have been banging on the door. I'm saying, I know

what you need. I know what you need. Don't be afraid. That'll settle thing. Yeah. Yeah, fucking that's other than that, like, I don't know.

I'm sure there's other ones that I could think of. But when I heard embarrassing story, those are the first two that came up in my head were those two things. Not too bad. Yeah, pretty good. There's definitely worse out there. Yeah. Your shit wasn't anywhere. You hadn't ruined their point. A year. Because like, I'm embarrassed by my shit anyway.

Like, like, I only took, I thought about the other day, I took two shits my entire high school career in high school. And I remember them both. Astonishing to me. I was, I was dumping fucking shrimp baskets every day. I'd have been so embarrassed. I remember, like, one of them was like, I specifically remember, like, my technique was to, like, get the toilet. paper but like like each wiping bundle of toilet paper ready before the shit. It's so gay dude. I want to be in and out. Giving a fuck about people knowing your shitting is

I'm a shy pooper. Now you let me go. Don't you judge my shy pooping. I'm an alpha shitter. Alpha shitter my ass. Yeah, I bet that's what your nickname at your girlfriend's house. They call you alpha shitter. You fucking ruined their fucking four years. No, they called me baseboard ruiner. How dare?

How dare you? question how I feel about shitting after what you did to those people. It's a hate crime. That was a hate crime. I'd have called the police on you. I'd have called the authorities if you did that to my house. If it were 10% worse, they might have. If it were even that level

worse. It's so awful. No, I can be a shy shitter too. Like, I'll go in there, I'll sit down. But like, if somebody else comes in, I'm holding it. I'll pinch the loaf and I'll sit there and I'll wait until I hear like the door open again and they walk out.

You guys are not king shitters. When I first went to prison, it was literally like six weeks before I shit. Like I was constipated for weeks. I was scared and I was like, I was like, something's wrong with me. I was like, and I remember thinking like, if you don't shit this week, we got to go tell the nurse. But I remember being like so embarrassed by that, but like they're going to give you an enum. A prison nurse is going to give you a fucking enema And it's going to get back to the boys

It will But I was just so I think I was just so like shell shocked From like just my whole little world Being turned upside down and going from my like Happy little home where I have everything to Federal prison That like I was just stressed and couldn't shit

But it was weeks and weeks I don't remember exactly how many But it was like way way too many to be healthy And then I never did like catch up you would think after six weeks you'd have like a mega shit or maybe like two or three mega shits before we get back to normal business. No, just if anything, it was a little inadequate.

It was like a little shit. That wasn't even satisfying. No, no. A couple little squirts. That was pretty solid. I remember that. I mean, it was like cocoa pebble. Some things were hard as rocks in there.

They were about to turn to some other element. Well, those guys in there should have stopped pushing it back up. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. I'm eating pressure. You get some weird stuff in there. Yeah. That was awful. It's awful.

No. I don't shit in front of people. I know Joe Lozhan was the one many, many years ago on this program that I told him I will not shit on a plane. And he mistook that as my politeness or as shyness, rather, instead of politeness. I still, I will not, no matter how much I have to poop, unless it's a true emergency. I will not go on a plane that is rude, that is inconsiderate to the other people on the plane. You should not be shitting on a plane. Hold your shit and get to the terminal.

Don't shit on a plane. Or a bus or an RV. Yeah, or bus or RV. You're being rude. Because I'm not a shy shitter. I'll shit in whatever public bathroom. I really don't care. But don't do it on a plane.

That's fucked up to do to everyone who's like within three roads. of that bathroom because they're stuck. They're there for the next four hours or whatever it is. Don't force them to live in your nonsense. They don't have anything on planes like they haven't figured out

a science behind that yet. I don't think so. I'm sure they have vents and fans and when you flush it, oh my God, it seems to suck your, you can give you a hammerite if you're still sitting on that thing.

Remember that one guy though that made like garlic shrimp in the sink of the play? You should be. Put to death. There's not enough vents in the world to suck that stink out of an airplane bathroom. Like, the best part is he emerges from the bathroom with a plastic bag full of garlic shrimp. I watched his video.

It was like he didn't even devane the shrimp. He's eating shit. He's celebrating. He's reveling in it. What a monster. I love his video. Cool guy of the way. He's like.

It's a little bit like watching Shune Ice back in the day. Each one of them, you're like You're going to see this one, bro. You will believe what he does in this motel. He's got the fucking iron dude. He's got the fucking iron making a rib eye. Do you disagree with my with my airplane shit take though? I think you're right.

And this is going to sound insane, but I don't think my poop smells enough to do that to the aisles and such. Not that it never has. I've had my rough days. But by and large, like, if I poop in the bathroom, it's not polluting the section of the airplane. I'm a warlord.

And I will, and I'm like, you know, when you'd watch those videos on history channel where you see Hitler like that red expand across the, that's me. If I'm taking the shit. Like I simply can't can't do that.

There's a way. You don't care. To see fumes that come out of the bathroom and, and go through rows one through four like they're Poland or something. You're just staking up the whole Reichland. I don't know how I'd cover up a gas mask. I'd be like leaving the bathroom and like coughing to cover up what I thought was the smell. As I'm walking back through,

I don't know how I would handle it because I would absolutely poop up enough of a stink to cause problems. in that at least that row next to the bathroom, which is rude. Just fucking hold it. I'm not the shy pooper, but I've never had these issues. I've never had, I've never pooped around other people.

I just don't do it as hold it. First of all, I poop in the morning when I wake up, because that's, because I have a normal, like, digestive schedule. So I'm not having, like, emergency shits at 5 p.m. or anything.

But on top of that, like, I'll just hold it. I'm really just tired of this poop flexing that you guy poop once a day. I don't refer to is donating blood. You fucking flexing on me every day. My shits don't believe me a needy.

He is being so haughty with his pooping. Woody comes out of the bathroom. He's pale. He's been exclaimed by that Japanese toilet. Sometimes I fire out one so huge that I'm like, oh my God, there's two spots of blood on the toilet paper. There must be something going on. I growled you, asshole.

Jack. Yeah, no, if you're, if you're polite at all, you can't shit on a plane. And the fact that Joe gave me shit about that, Joe Lozahn, I was like, oh, fuck, he eats a ton. He's shitting on planes. And then he's subjecting the people in the first couple rows to the poop smell. Yeah, that's rude. That is rude. I bet Scott poops on planes.

Scott, truth. What is it? You poop on plane? I've only been on a plane twice in my life. I've never taken a shit on a plane. Twice. Are you from the past? Where'd you go?

Hey, I'm from Boston, kid. Why would I need to go anywhere else? Tell me, Scott, where did you fly? Capital City? I went to Florida when I was 10, and I went to Baltimore two years ago at this point. Oh, Boston to Baltimore. I could not be part of this. All right.

You made it all the way for a lot. Massachusetts to Maryland without pooping? Wow. Yeah, dude. Talking about total like travel from a nor-easterner like you. Like, you know that graphic where it's the little night against

the giant Titan night? That's me as the Midwestern flyer. It's like, oh yeah, I've flown 15 hours to fucking Hawaii. That's a long one. I was going to say, I've been to Japan and Spain and stuff like that. So like I've had some

longer flights. And I'm like, but, you know, if Taylor's never pooping, it must be short ones. But if you went to Hawaii without pooping, that's legit. There must have been a stopover, right? In that one when I was like 11, no, there was not. Or no, that was like a rare instance. They had a direct. And then they lost that when Southwest completely died.

So we had no more directs. We had to go through like fucking San Diego or Houston or something to get Southwest completely died. Southwest is like They used to be Their hub used to be St. Louis And then they lost out on a lot of business And so they don't do those flights anymore

Unfortunately Someone used to be a hub in Raleigh Which I like Raleigh is not a bad hub Because it's kind of in the middle of the East Coast There's a lot of flights But post 9-11 when all the airlines did poorly It went out of business So now you don't go

If you're flying out of Rale You probably have a stop Are you a full? afraid of flying or you just have only had two instances where you had to do it? It's a little bit of both. Like I'll do it if I have to. You know, like I'm getting ready to go to Brazil probably around the end of this year. That'll be the longest one I've ever been on. But yeah, like I went to the UFC White House card and I drove there. You know, but that's like Boston to Boston to D.C. is only like six or seven hours. That's not even like in the ellipse out there. Yeah, that's nothing. Yeah, I was in the ellipse watching from the Goy field. Did he get there, John Strickland at all?

No, you know what? I must have got there like an hour or two after he did that, which frustrates me because I would have loved to, like, run up and talk some shit or something. I don't know. Could you make a viral moment? You're smart with you right there if you asked him to. Like that's hardcore.

If I saw him, I would have tried to goad him into sparring in front of comic ping pong. That was, I should you not. That was the plan. that was the plan I was like if I have to he gives out sparring lessons to anyone who wants them

oh yeah yeah so again yep yeah yeah technique to any guy on Bourbon street

yeah yeah the Kazakhstan by no who where the freck is Kibb from Daggistan Dagestan

that's something they also I think are quick to to spar if you want them they mostly gang up on you yeah they attack you

16 strong in a hotel room is what they do I'm glad Their stock is going down. I love seeing Umar lose getting fucking destroyed by a song Yadong or whatever his name. What did Umar do? Is he a dick? I don't like any of them.

I don't like any of them. Usman. Umar. Yeah. Well, it's not about the race. It's more about the guy. They're white.

They're white. You can't be racist against white people. You can. You certainly can. I think you need to do a bit of Googling. Can't be racist against white person. You can. Well, but like, we're using real definition.

Not like whatever the fucking ADL or one of those. Well, then they're not white. So it's a moot point. Yeah, I hate all those people, all those Dagestanis, all those Caucasians. I hate them. I absolutely do, yeah. I'm not a fan of them either. It's mostly their fan base, though.

I just don't like how some dude from like Saudi Arabia or Pakistan will be like, Allah, Allah wills it. And it's like dudes that were trained by what was a former Christian nation in the first place. It's like, all right, guys. Okay. If it was Allah really doing it for you, why aren't there any like Emirati world champions right now? I like, well, one thing for sure, none of those Indian gods care a damn about sports because they haven't won anything ever. Oh my God, those guys struggle.

I've been thinking about doing a jeopardy for you guys. And one of the categories I thought was funny was Indian. sports stars. Every now and then there'll be some Indian guy and the UFC would be like, this is the guy. We went to the dark continent and we found the toughest Indian alive. And he comes out and he does his cata and just gets destroyed. What do you think the dark continent is?

What do I think the dark continent is? Or what do they call it in this fake promo I just made up? Yeah. I think it's Africa. Africa. But these days it's India. That's definitely my dark continent. Africa's got electricity at least.

I wonder if India will start doing better with sports. Like, they're the most populous country, right? They pass China. You guys know that. God, there must be some athletes in there. They're very small, like, just as far as how the people are built. They're kind of built short and little. They don't have a protein.

You never go to a lot. Yeah, they're not eating beef over there. But also, they have, like, that in, intense ranking of their like the cast system like they rank their races and so like the brahmin are the only ones getting a fair shot over there at any sort of athleticism and then they have like five rankings under that we're at the bottom like they're literally like you're a street sweeper one of the casts is a warrior class i think they're the sheiks something close to sheiks if i didn't pronounce it right i came close and uh i was asking indians like are they actually tough and they're

like yeah but they're more like guardian protector tough guys they don't bully I don't believe sheiks are a isn't sheik their own thing that's not a type of Hindu mispronouncing it then let's see warrior cast in India because sheiks

fancy themselves a warrior class but they also like really benefit from being the only people like in Europe able to carry knives so like what what do you how do you rank that It has a name that it says I'm not even close.

I don't know how to pronounce this word. You can give it a go. But there must be another term. Ah, coming close to you. So that is the cast directly below Brahmin, I believe, right? Yes. There we go. Yeah, maybe those guys are a little tougher,

but they still haven't, you know, cracked their way into any sort of Western sport. Athletics is a culture. You can be like naturally athletic, but like there's a reason why like Usain Bolt couldn't be like he couldn't just get into wrestling like that and like dominated worlds. Even if you took like some like really good Jamaican wrestlers, they're just not going to compete with the programs like the U.S.

Russia, Iran, etc. Especially wrestling. I feel like Russia is pretty set in stone. They're very good at that. And then also, from what I can tell, the U.S. has like a home in the Midwest of really just corn-fed, really big wrestler type guys. Nobody does it like Russia, though. Like, I saw Islam Makachab talking about this. He's like, you can be from a small village in Russia.

and you can place fourth in a regional wrestling tournament and the Russian government will send you a check where like a thousand US dollars which is like an enormous amount of money. And he's like that's the bottom of when you start getting supported and as you like do better and better, they're there like paying your bills and supporting you and making you a professional wrestler

because it's such a big deal to them to be on the national stage, competitive and stuff like that. That's kind of neat. Cuba's also supportive, but I don't think it starts as long. low as you're talking about. But yeah, they do that too. That's why it's so crazy that America

is like as good as we are is because it's like you don't have like, you don't have something like that in America. You might have like the Olympic team or something like that, but you have to make the Olympic team and then that's for the Olympics. Like if you're just some

due to the college, you're funding your own stuff, you're doing your own thing. Yeah. So obviously there's scholarships in college. But I wonder if they started getting, is it NIH money? Do I have it right? Yes. Like football? Yes. Or NIL. NIL. Okay. I wonder if that

extended to wrestling. It might actually, because I talked to somebody who, uh, it's not a lot of viewership. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I talked to somebody who said they were getting NIL at a, at a local college up here. But I'd, I forget if you said it was for football or wrestling. Oh, yeah. We know football gets it.

Yeah. They get all of it. It's not as much as you think. I looked up with the highest paid NIL player was in the country and it's six and a half million dollars. What do you mean that's not as much as like that's absurd? That's so much. In basketball?

Like there are players in basketball. This is college basketball. Whose game is amazing in college, but they think won't translate to the pros quite like he's doing currently. And those guys can take a pay cup when they go to the NBA. Yeah.

There are going to be players who like stay in the, stay in college to make more money. Yeah. Is there any comments on their sponsorships and stuff? Because I could totally see like some Team Tebow of today

getting a Nike deal that's big. I don't know. That works. I would assume that I know a big part of it was that they're like NIL is like what does it stand for? It's something in likeness Anyway, I think that their team owns that likeness to begin with.

And they license them through that system and then pay them the monies through it. I'm not sure if like the quarterback from name a team can go get an Nike deal without like his team being part of it. Name image likeness. So is it more, I guess is football just more transitive to the pros than college basketball is to the NBA? where there's no reason to pay them as much because they can't quite identify the intangibles. I have no idea. Part of the reason basketball players

earn so much more than football players is their importance to the team. Like three good players is enough to win a chip in basketball whereas in college, I mean, you must need 20 top guys. Why do you need?

Oh, for football. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, basketball. has got to be the sport to be the dude in because you can make an argument that I have to be on the court the entire fucking time pay me accordingly

like I want to be a kick no one's no one's booting me out like it's hockey or football or soccer or whatever like no one can remove me integral if I could be anything it would be a good kicker it would be a good enough kicker that your entire sports career from high school to like 44 year old pro is just you kicking the ball and every way that it's kicked in the game of football.

Like you're you're the place kicker, you're the punter, you're doing all that stuff. You're doing everything with your foot. And those guys can play late into their 40s because you're just kicking the fucking ball. You don't necessarily have to make a tackle on coverage, although that would be helpful. They do that like slow jog where they're like, I'm not looking for any smoke. This is the kind of thing I chat GPT in. Like if I was a superhero that never missed a shot, but I was still me otherwise, I'm not sure how effective I'd be in basketball.

You're right? You know, Wembe's, they're just going to dedicate some guy to me and be like, dude, he moves like a 53-year-old white guy and he dribbles like one who's bad at it. So anyone in the NBA can lock me down, even though I could hit the skyhook from across the court. They won't allow it. But if I could kick and never miss, even from 100 yards, how would they game plan around that? Would my team kick at the start of the possession? or would they go for seven?

Oh, that's a lot of leg you got to have, though, to kick 100 yards. A hundred yards. I'm a superhero in this scenario. He's a superhero. The ball would explode. No, I think the longest kick is like, what is it, like 61 yard? Like, they haven't broken 70? Yeah, yeah.

The records have been going up. They made a change. I think it's the way, like, did they give the teams the ball like a weekend advance now or something? And it's gotten higher. Yeah. They're letting them. The ball that they kick is a ball that they get to, let's just say,

hang up and they're with. 68 yards is the new record. I would imagine that being in domes is a big part of it too, no wind. Well, or you might argue that the wind helps, you know, if you're ready to have the wind behind you might. Right. 68 yards. Put on a football to kick at 100 yards. You might blow that motherfucker up, though, for real.

I don't think so. And the reason I say that is Mark Robere, a YouTuber engineer, made a robot that could kick get that far. So I think... Yeah. I remember that. I was about to look up and see if his machine was breaking footballs.

I couldn't remember. I know there's a guy who made a baseball cannon and it would shoot the baseballs fast enough. It would blow through all of the baseball gloves. Like literally like blow holes through multiple. Oh, I've seen that. That's pretty cool.

I've seen him go the other way too. He made a baseball bat. You didn't swing really hard, but when it made contact, there was basically like bullets and stuff that took the metal plate and pushed it forward. So this guy, he's funny. He's not athletic looking at all, but he's the best athlete in the world with his adjustments.

He has a basketball hoop that you can't miss. He just toss it in the general direction and the hoop moves to where it needs to go. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, yeah. What a confidence boost. That guy's a lot of fun. But seeing the robot frantically move to try and compensate for your horrible shot. If you could kick.

Any distance. Like, I wonder if my team would just get three points every possession or if they'd go for seven sometimes. But if you go over seven, you might like give up a defensive touchdown or something. Like to be a real switch. You got to go for seven. But I bet they would more often than other teams stop a third down and do a kick. You get the punt to them, though. So you get the punted into the corner at the one yard line and back them into the corner continuously.

That would be almost stronger than your. infinite field goal glitch, just putting them on the one yard line. Do you see that random character? Only with the rest of this, though. I imagine they structure the whole team around superpowered me, right? Like our quarterback, he works for the league minimum. Our running backs, they didn't make Alabama's team. Our defense is stacked.

We want to, we want, that's where we need actual players because there's no superheroes on the defense, but the offense gets three no matter what. Like, I don't know how they'd change it, but I bet they'd, draft with the kicker in mind. Yeah, they'd be one of those low-scoring Iowa teams where they win like 13 to 10 often if they had an excellent defense and a kicker like Woody.

Well, no, every possession, he just kicks a field goal immediately. Yeah, I think we get, like, 27 points a game. Within your... Yeah, well, I guess, yeah, that... Right, you need a defense that gets me the ball. You're hanging that hat on. the defense a lot. Yeah.

They would have to be almost more impressive than your kicking ability to mitigate that threat where every time they're coming down the field, they could score seven. You can only score three. Oh, it's between both teams. Yes, 10 to 12 possessions per team. You'd score 30 to 36 every single game. Right. So now we just need to stack the D knowing that we've got 30 reliable points.

I think we can hold the other team under 30 most of the time. I think you I think you may have solved the whole game here you just need a superhero a superhero level kicker this is the kind of thing I waste lakes of water on with chat gbt

I'm going to tell you you better get to practicing soon you know you don't have many years left to get in the game yes that's a fair point well Scott I think we're ready to wrap where can everyone find you Scott Sullivan MMA on YouTube Sullivan underscore MMA on Twitter

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