Painkiller Already - PKN #113

Episode Date: October 20, 2016

It's PKN time baby!

There it is, now it's started. It took like 12 seconds that time. New PC. I bet you get a new PC and it's like BOOM! We're live! I bet it was. That was our fastest start ever, I think, between starting the call and jumping in. Because you can see on our call timer how long it is, and before a minute hit, we started recording. That is a world record Usain bolt style for us usually it is a way higher number usually we post it for 15 minutes and we're like you know what this should be a call like this should be we always do that we always burn at least one good thing before the

show where it's like kyle have you seen south park and he's like oh yeah i want to talk about the show and then we don't part of the talk about it right then and ruin it part of the reason i started it because i had a couple things i didn't want to burn them they didn't one of course uh trump's locker room tapes have come out on the bus there uh there was a debate that happened and then i have a thing that i'm i'm saving but i've got that too to talk about so let's start with politics you guys down for that i'm down for that, sure. I feel like at this point so I defended Trump a bunch. I was like, hey look

you can call him racist, you can call him misogynist etc. But I demand that this is fact based, right? That's always been my thing. And I think I defended him against Filthy, you know, who was saying he was a misogynist and more. And probably more than just Filthy, who was saying he was a misogynist and more. And probably more than just Filthy.

But I was like, hey, I don't see any evidence that he's the misogynist, someone who's not good to women. Now, the evidence has just been flowing out everywhere. And I'm cautious about it, because I'm on P on pka and i mean we've done things where like we rate which women is hotter you know like there's four women which one do you know would you most want to have sex with and stuff um with wildly inappropriate commentary i think we all know that we're not going to be running for any political office i'm just fucked i would have loved to but i ruined it like. I will say this, Woody.

Here's what you could do. Legitimately, you could be a member of your local city council. You could pull that off. But I think you go any higher than that. Anyone who has opposition research is going to fuck me good. Exactly. Act local. It's Whole Foods, the motto.

They might accept you on the church board. I don't know. Maybe they got a steering committee at the PTA. You know, Schwarzenegger was able to be governor in spite of a really rough background, right? He had, like, fake wives and illegitimate children. Not what happened, though. Those came out later. They came out later.

They just didn't discover it. And when someone speaks the way he does he gets a little leeway the thing is like that guy is not american maybe they do this in austria he had how we do it seriously schwarzenegger had these films and he would smoke pot in the films he would say lifting weight was like coming in the films stuff that would have sunk a lot of people. And he had this reply where he said, he had this reply where he said, you know, I didn't live my whole life,

you know, preparing to go into politics. I've got a shady past. And everyone was like, oh, well, I guess the past is the past. What do you have to say now? People like Terminator more than The Apprentice. I guess that's it. Yeah, yeah.

He's the Terminator. So the thing about him lifting, he said that getting a pump was coming. That's definitely all theater. He's explained that that's theater to make the movie more interesting. But he does, after he's done winning Mr. Universe, he's been on that pure body thing,

working out until it's painful. He literally lived in a gym during that time. He lived there. So he could wake up and start lifting again. Yeah, he's got a joint and he just goes. And it's this moment where you can almost relate to him. Like maybe a joint's not your thing. Maybe a beer's not even your thing.

But you know that feeling when a great accomplishment has been done and you go to whatever that treat that is your treat, and you're like, I earned this. Like, that's what's going on there. So the real shady stuff about Schwarzenegger was, like, there's this video. If you YouTube Brazilian booty and then Schwarzenegger, you'll get it. He's down in Brazil during Carnival. I probably pronounced that wrong.

But there's,'s like all of these incredibly hot brazilian women with like their ass is completely exposed like in a g-string and they've got like a headdress on you know it's very festive and he's he's he's like we're going to talk about my favorite part of the woman's body the ass and the camera is just like gyrating but this is going to the music the music like boom boom boom boom and her ass is just like on her gyrating butt that's just going to the music the music is like boom da boom da boom da boom and her ass is just doing that with the music and it's pretty Was this pre-politics?

Oh yeah, he's very young. This is during Mr. Olympian times, really before his movie career had really taken off probably post Conan the Barbarian Nothing Schwarzenegger did and nothing we've ever done compares to the shit that trump is talking about it he has trumped all of us with regards to being a misogynist douchebag and i'll explain

right you can sit there and say this woman's hot or this woman's not or i like big boobs or i like small ones or whatever and that all feels to me within the realm of guy talk to some extent. I mean, I think it is me at my most classless, but I would argue that I'm not setting any records in regards to low class when I say, you know, like, oh, a flat tummy is the hottest thing or whatever. He's saying, dude, I can just walk up to women and grab them in the pussy. I kiss them. I don't even – it's like a magnetic thing. Like I have no control. I like,

this is another calling it sexual assault. And I was like, is it sexual assault? It's, it's, it's taking a risk, right? If you walked up to a woman and grabbed her vagina and you didn't know her,

then that's sexual assault. But talking about it is not sexual assault. Well, risky business. Unless she is into it. If she's into it, it's obviously not. But you can't just be going around taking liberties like that. It's a real risk.

He's arguing that because he's a star, they're all into it. And therefore, that's how much game he has being rich and famous. He can walk up and grab a woman by the pussy. That's what he's saying. And then there's the Miss Olympia thing. Or Miss, I'm sorry, Miss Universe thing. Where he's like, I there's the miss olympia thing right or miss i'm sorry miss universe thing where he's like i go back there you know like pretending to be checking everything out like under the guys hey is everything all right you guys need anything but really i'm just seeing all

these naked chicks and and you know ogling them and ogling them or however you say that word and it's like that's douchebag behavior too that's voyeur peeping tom bullshit that i've never done peeping tom if he's parading around back there like hey you're looking like a bronze medal winner this year you know it's misogynist that's for sure i have never feeling good gone through some woman's locker room without permission you know like that's not a thing that what if you owned the women's locker room and everyone in there was an employee no no that's not what you can do right like you can't just be like yeah i own this place i'm gonna go check out all the naked women no this is where the women are changing back there as an owner and employer i wouldn't

always have like like that's not a thing you can fucking do that's yeah i'm fucking around i know yeah of course no you shouldn't be walking around a discerning host he wants to make sure that the product he's putting out on that stage is top shelf so he needs to go back there feel a few pussies if you will so the thing i have with his little statement is it's definitely not a good thing like it's a shitty way to talk but to look at that and pretend as though that is a man regaling Billy Bush with tales of molesting women is willfully ignorant. If you listen to it, it's

an embarrassing, I'm so macho, I'm so successful, I don't even have to try with women, I'm so rich and successful, I just walk up and they fucking want me. Look at me, look how macho, look at my machismo, I'm so manly, I'm so this, that that i'm gonna one up i'm gonna one up this guy if you watch the rest of the interview when like billy bush and him

are walking with that woman like back through that hallway i don't know if you've seen that far into it and uh trump's like oh yeah let the little guy in here let the little guy and uh walk in line with us because it was him and the woman and then billy bush and it was just an uncomfortable cringy watching two men try and well donald trump try to out macho him and billy bush try to play into the the thing that was happening there like it was really if you've watched it he says this thing where he's like hey yeah this is my move like i take a tic tac and then i just kiss him like i can't women have come well a woman has come out and said yeah he did that move on me like he offered me a tic-tac he popped in one on his own and then he tried to hook up with her and she's like no like i'm married he doesn't give a fuck he's married wait a minute wait a minute under what circumstances

did he kiss her was this like they're in a boardroom and he tried to kiss her you know what i don't know what the setting was because that matters a lot like like like like we it does we all may have had a moment in our life where a girl went and told me and then he tried to kiss me can you believe it he picked me up in that car took me to that restaurant and then he tried to lean in and kiss me it was borderline sexual assault i almost reported him like there's, there's just no... It's a shitty thing to say, but I also... A couple things about it that bother me. One, Trump is... He shouldn't be saying stuff like that

if you know you're on a hot mic. At the time, I guess I can kind of understand, like, oh, you're really trying to play this part of being a misogynist, but he also is just being shitty. He's not being a good person there. It did sound to me like he's trying to show off um for the camera and bullshit but i'm wondering if he remembered he had that mic pack on because

like if you've never had one on like if you wear one all day they're very comfortable they're made to be such you know the wire is just concealed you forget you're you're wearing a mic and normally the guy who's capturing my audio is like you know just right over there in his pickup truck and he don't care what i'm talking about over here but even then i'll catch myself like oh i can't believe i said that on a hot mic let me just turn this off i disagree man when i have a hot mic i am intensely aware of that fucking hot mic like all and and i have to go to the bathroom like they're like yeah yeah we'll just turn it off right here. And I'm like, I really want to turn it off on my side so that I know it's off off. You know, like I was sick, you know, giving my privacy. You remember that from Police Squad when Leslie Nielsen goes to take a piss?

Yeah. I think the is out and he's pissing and it's the longest, loudest piss ever taken by a man. And he's got his lapel mic on. And so it's being broadcast for the entire assembly of all these like police officers and dignitaries and shit and he's oh yeah and he like squeaks out a fart or two so to me there's

a world of difference between like being in a room that has a hot mic like a podium that's hot or whatever and like getting picked up because then I can understand like you kind of forget that the whole fucking room is hot on commercials and stuff like that like all right i get it but wearing i like like that like dude you're mic'd stop being an idiot and yeah that's i gotta stop there like at that point in his career he was 59 years old a 59 year old man who had spent a lot of fucking time in entertainment

so the whole hot mic thing honestly like he should have been more experienced. He should have known that. Also, the 11 years ago argument doesn't get rid of it. Go ahead. I'll go. Kyle? I got to keep defending the hot mic. You just forget about it. And we've seen Joe Biden do it.

We've seen Obama do it. A lot of people do forget. We've seen all of them forget that this black thing that's just been sitting in front of them that's done nothing for the last six hours of this boring meeting is a fucking microphone. And they'll be like, yeah, he's a fucking asshole. And it's like all of a sudden Joe Biden just called somebody a fucking asshole in the assembly or whatever. I've seen it happen, and I just relate to it so much. I'm talking about all day you're wearing it. I forget about it.

I forget about it every time. I can understand it maybe. That doesn't excuse it as much. But I don't like how much is being read into these comments as though they're indicative of, like, man, this is actually how he goes around. He'll just walk up to a woman and grab her pussy and be like, you're welcome for the pleasure. Like, no, he's not actually doing that. for the pleasure like no he's not actually doing that it's very clearly an insecure guy being braggadocious and trying his best to come off as a macho man like it's an embarrassing cringy thing

to watch and hey maybe i'm totally wrong maybe i am once again underestimating this man but i don't think that he's regaling overestimate he said two things over he said i walk up and i grab him by the pussy and i pop a tic up and I grab him by the pussy, and I pop a Tic Tac and I kiss him. That's my move. And so far, people have come out and said, oh, the Tic Tac thing, that's true. That happened to me.

No one has said, Donald Trump handles me like a bowling ball. That, I guess, we're still waiting on. It's a political... I mean, the election's coming up, so someone's going to come out and say it soon. Undoubtedly. Someone will. But the whole thing, even more aggravating about it is I really, really dislike the... Have you guys ever seen this? I was talking to Melissa about this.

Have you seen the South Park episode where Tiger Woods cheats on Elon and all the men are sitting around going, there's this huge epidemic of rich, successful men having sex with all sorts of women. And they're all sitting there like, you mean not even their wives? And they look out of the corner of their eye at the women in the room to see if they're noticing what they're saying. And every guy in the South Park episode is pretending that they're not understanding, like, why would you have sex with women more if you just have more money? Like, that's so odd. That's what I feel like is happening in this in a lesser extent

because so many self-righteous people came out and being like, I go to the gym at the YMCA all the time and I don't hear people speaking these things. And it's like, unless you're an idiot, you know he wasn't talking about the Y or some public place like that or even literally he's talking about talking about literal

yeah it's not even it's not a literal locker room locker room talk is is kind of just it means majority connotation for immature man talk yes dirty man talk tasteless and i have played on enough male teams in locker rooms to know that really raunchy stuff gets said in there. Stuff gets said in there. I've played on even more, right? Say around women. I've been in locker rooms from my mid-teens to my early 40s, right?

That's 25 years of locker rooms. I never hear shit like Trump said. People don't say I walk up and grab women by the pussy. That's not a thing that any guy says it's just full of shit it's not i've seen guys say i heard a guy say like dude i picked up this redhead got my first fire crotch last night right like that's a thing i've heard but no like sexual assault bragging like that's a that's a thing that you don't hear i've heard it um i so one thing like like i said i think that the um i have i just have i can't help it i can't help it

i wouldn't do it hey i'm not i'm not defending it but i've heard it i've heard it two or three or four five times um from different guys all the time but but when he's saying locker room talk he's not talking about literally being in a sports locker room where guys are in some state of undress with a knee up on a bench and their hairy balls hanging out he's talking about like when you know braggadocious dirty man talk in general wherever it may take place and and if we're just talking about that i've had i had sergey who told me about fucking the drunk chicks and then you, they wouldn't know who's fucking them, and how you could just take the pussy, it's already yours, that was

a direct quote. I had Hamid, who told me about how in Morocco you just walk up to a woman you like and just grab her titty. You grab it hard and pull her close. And she'll say, no, no, please let me go! And you say, shut up, bitch, or I'll tell your brother you're a whore. And you get the bitch. And then I've heard and to a more extent that sounds like he's describing

an event that happened when he's like yeah one time on sixth and main street i went up and grabbed her tit pulled her in and did this and that like i don't like yeah it just seems like everybody is willfully buying in too much where it's like yeah yeah, this was a shitty thing to say, but he's not actually bragging about molesting someone. If you listen to the way he's saying it. It's what he's saying. He's saying it in the same way that like. You're absolutely right. What was that?

It takes. Kyle's agreeing that that's what he's saying. He's bragging about something that if you just define it, it sounds a lot like sexual assault. He's saying, I walk up to women and I grab them by the pussy and I can do it because I'm a star. They let you do it. Right? That's what he's saying. It takes a lot of fucking mental gymnastics and self-denial to think that, oh, no, this is all cool.

Don't you worry about a thing. He's just joking. He's just joshing. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that if he were to do what he is describing, that is sexual assault. Absolutely. That's undeniable. He's bragging about sexual assault he's committed.

If you go up and grab a woman's vagina and she doesn't want you to, then that's sexual assault. doesn't want you to, then that's sexual assault. What I'm saying is that the line blurs between him saying that and being a shitty person verbally and him actually regaling people with a tale of when he has walked up and grabbed pussy. Because I have

heard guys say hyperbolic, I'm such a man, I get pussy all the time statements that you have to kind of be hunting for it if you go, see that yep i bet there's i bet he walks up and just goes yeah i'll have uh you know venti decaf oh yep two in the pink one in the stink you didn't even notice it so where you are here on this thing is i've heard what he said he says i walk up to women and i grab him by the pussy and i get away with it

because i'm a star but i choose not to believe him because guys brag. And that's where you guys are. And I'm just like, dude, Warren. I don't know if he did or not. And the Tic Tac thing is already confirmed. That's not quite where I am. The pussy thing seems like a stretch. It'd be the harder one to believe. I think that if he did stuff like that all the time, it would have come out by now,

especially in the midst of a presidential election. If there were a bunch of women that were like Hey this guy who's running as a Republican. He grabbed my pussy just walked up to me in a Sears and did it Oh, he did that to me too. He did that to me, too I mean there's reasons that women don't come forward with stuff like that. So that's possible I'm just saying has be accusers that like one after another come out Yeah, the whole this towel and just sprint with it without first just being like okay let's be realistic about this that's a shitty thing to say he is can i just say woody this would be the first time that you took

this would be the first time that that we that we believe something that donald trump said even though it sounds ridiculous right because we know he's always saying ridiculous things that he can and will do right that's his thing he's always bragging is already true he's always saying ridiculous things that he can and will do, right? That's his thing. The Tic Tac thing is already true. He's bragging about women, trying to kiss women. And I'll admit that the kissing thing. The Tic Tac thing sounds like a good move, right?

Like, isn't that what you would tell your son? She was married. She's like, don't try and kiss me. I'm married. That's not a good move. That's a fucking scumbag who thinks that he can do anything because he's a star. Now, I don't know where you're going to turn that on me because I don't do that to married women um well except my own i wasn't thinking of turning anything oh yeah you seem very combative in this well it's two-on-one here i'm doing my

best so now i will admit that like it's three different points of view to choose to believe this thing i hear what you're saying uh if you take him for his word even though he's probably full of shit then that's the thing i do believe the workplace harassment thing is completely true that he goes back in miss universe just to ogle all the hot naked women because that harassment yeah that is absolutely workplace harassment i can't walk around the women's bathroom of some place i own and say i'm just checking out the bathroom, ladies. Don't let me stop you. Yeah, it's like a locker room, essentially. There's all kind of legislation about bathrooms

at this point, so let's not compare it to that. But it's an event. It's the back room. Why are they naked? They're changing. They're probably not naked naked. My experience is that women don't walk around full on naked all the time. I don't walk around full on naked all the time

you know like i agree that that's the kind of women i think we can all agree that's pretty creepy for an old man to walk around the miss universe that's the least creepy looking at all the women and that's the one where it's like it's totally creepy and i'll tell you it's the same reason it was bad for bill clinton and monicainsky. Like, he's in a position of power. She's an intern. He's the boss. You're not supposed to fuck people, like, who are trying to get ahead, who are trying to get a break. What's that?

Maybe his spouse become president. Just let Trump go totally free. As a matter of fact, make him a hero. Make him be the president we look back on and go, you know, fucking Bill, he raped a few, but whatever. We like him like we're buying the rape thing now because that was he literally got like they they went to court and found him not guilty like that thing is settled which one what are you there's multiple jones is the one i'm talking about but um all right paula jones wasn't a rape it was an alleged sexual

assault oneita broderick was the one that alleged that Bill possibly raped her multiple times. He also, I think, paid... Bill likes to grab a little pussy too. I think we all know it, right? Something of no wrongdoing. I don't know, it's just interesting that now we've suddenly flipped. Now words are not to be believed. Now victims are somewhere out in the ether.

Well, that doesn't agree with me as well. I'm going off the trial, right? Like, one of them literally had a trial where he was found not guilty. Civil or criminal? I think it was civil. I think they threw it out. The one that I found was that he paid her a settlement of $850,000 to sign

a clause of no wrongdoing. I don't know how we got to Bill anyway, because what Bill has or hasn't done has nothing to do with what Trump does, and I hate when our political discussions turn into that. Bill is a separate fucking man. Because the truth is that Bill's an absolute scumbag who I believe has abused his position of power. We know for sure at least once, right, sexually.

And then all of a sudden there's three or four women who claim the same. And we hear all of these like Reddit sources of like, oh, Bill did this, Bill did that, I was screaming and crying. And there's plenty of those to go around, so I just discount 100% of them. But we know that Bill is most likely a scumbag who has abused his power over the years. I don't think that he, I think his relationship with Hillary is one of convenience. I think it's very much like what we see on House of Cards. Her character is based on Hillary Clinton, you know, like the blonde wife

of the president. That's based on Hillary Clinton. As far as Trump, what I actually think is that he's an asshole. I don't think that he would go so far as to... I think he's creepy old man inappropriate, but I don't

think he's rapistist sexual assault level inappropriate. And there's a fine line between. I don't know if you guys saw the Reddit post where the old man for some reason grabbed this lady's 12 year old daughter's boob and went, wow, you're turning into quite the young woman. And he just didn't see anything wrong with that, and she takes him aside and freaks the fuck out on him and he's like blown away like regretful and bought her a piano like some old men are just dirty like that donald sterling guy like he comes from a different era so does donald trump to some extent but it does it doesn't excuse a lot of this stuff the tic-tac thing doesn't bother me at all to me that's like what i would tell my teenage son like look first you put a tic-tac in your mouth

offer her one too maybe she'll get the hint then you lean in and go for the kiss like i saw a kissing guide the other day that was from like the 19 1905 or something and it's like it's like how to kiss a woman it's like take her firmly put your hand here not there you know lean in have fresh breath look into her eyes longingly remark about how beautiful the evening is, and remember to have a stick of stride gum. That's at the bottom of the list. It was an advertisement.

Yeah, it was an advertisement. So the tic-tac thing is like, that just sounds like sound kissing advice to me. He's making a move on married women who don't want to be kissed because he thinks Trump can fuck anything he wants. That's where it goes wrong now i will say i think both trump and clinton have a marriage that's different than most they're allowed to fuck other people i think you know if you're under the impression that like hillary's still in the dark about you know bill clinton fucking around then you're willfully ignorant and And in Molina, the same thing.

Like, he's on tape, right? It's in his book that he brags about all the pussy he slayed, you know? And now it comes out. It's on Stern's radio show multiple times talking about all the pussy he can get. And now this Billy Bush thing comes out. And while it was probably the crudest I've heard, it's in line with a lot of other things that he said and yeah they just have like an open marriage where trump gets to do whatever he wants

to do if he's hitting i'd like to know more about the situation but like i got you know i feel like i gotta see it to judge it because i think trying to kiss a marriage did he does he know she's married like does he definitely know? Is it one of those things where she knows the husband? He knows that this woman is a married woman? It has too many variables to know. If he notices like, oh, I love that ring, and I'm just gonna go be a home ruiner and he does it, then yeah, that's

really shitty. If he doesn't know that... I was wondering if Trump would lose either one of you guys. If he doesn't know that she's married and he tries it anyway and she goes, I am married, then that's the end of it. Trump can never lose me, though. There's nothing he could do to lose me because he can never stoop so low as a Clinton. He's never going to – unless he goes and pulls off and reveals that he is a lizard man, then I'm still on board, right?

Like, regardless, because in the end, it's the lesser evil, and that's how I look at it. It's still the lesser evil thing, but I hate him more and more every day, especially now with his whole, oh, the whole Republican Party, just burn it down, burn it down! And it's like, dude, Trump, you fucking asshole. We know you're going to lose this election. What we should be doing now is making sure we don't lose the House and the Senate too

so we have some sort of wall against Hillary from just passing whatever she wants to the Democratic Senate. But he doesn't give a fuck. He's not an actual conservative. I've said that for a long time. Lots of people have said that for a long time. He's not a conservative at all. He donated to Hillary seven years ago against Obama. Just a little correction. He does not give a fuck everything it's been the donald trump show the whole time

and i thought that the donald trump show would you know maybe would have a chance at winning over clinton and clearly not at this point like he's not going to win and it's aggravating to watch him drag everybody else down into the depths with him where he's like if i can't have this then at least everybody's gonna know that it's not my fault that i lost it's paul ryan's fault to watch him drag everybody else down into the depths with him, where he's like, if I can't have this, then at least everybody's going to know that it's not my fault that I lost. It's Paul Ryan's fault. It's Ryan Sprebus' fault. It's all these people.

It's the media. What's his name? Bill O'Reilly not loving me as much. That's the problem, or not loving me enough. Like, he's doing everything he can. It's like contingency plans right now, so that when he fails, it'll all be an outsource of of responsibility and it's fucking enraging to watch him basically say you know what not only am i gonna fail you and allow a clinton into the office it's gonna be even worse than it would have been if you had elected cruz because now a bunch of republicans are going you know what fuck this

i'm not even voting which means i'm not gonna vote for all the republicans the ticket. I'm just throwing away all of these voters down... It's like I really... God, he's such an asshole. Just a little correction. You mentioned losing the House. The House is not at risk. The Senate is like a coin toss and the presidency really feels like Clinton's, but the House will remain Republican.

Let me ask you this, though, because it's a question of what's at risk, because I know there's some situations where like, oh, but the House will remain Republican. Let me ask you this, though, because it's a question of what's at risk, because I know there's some situations where, like, oh, we need a super majority to prevent this from happening or that from happening. I don't know where things are stacked at currently, but I'm sure

every vote counts. It gets complicated, but owning the House is huge. Someone correct me if I have this wrong but i think that the majority of the bills start in the house or all of the bills start in the house and the house gets to choose the committee leaders or something so even if you've got a democratic president and a democratic senator and a majority to vote for it in the house then you you can't even get the bill voted on unless you own the house i said house i meant senate but can't even get the bill voted on unless you

own the house I said house I meant Senate but you can't get the bill voted on unless you own the house it sounds about right it won't even force the executive orders I see Obama signing a lot of cool executive orders let's get off a politic talk pretty soon I think we all we've summed this fucker up pretty good it's it was the debate that the witch of the West is gonna win I mean it seems like he's gonna like trump did better this debate and it does seem like it's changed the topic a lot like the bus thing was the only topic now it's like i don't know i don't think any republicans have defected since the debate like he kind of stuck that punt

to some extent he did a better job than the first debate um he just kept interrupting her and there was one point where they were like you're interrupting her she can't talk and he's like yeah i am and then like she tried to talk again she's like yeah i'm gonna keep doing it well she's trying to answer the question well i'm gonna do it one more time like three times in a row he interrupted them telling him he's interrupting and it's just like you're looking like you're floundering over here you want to be like calm and in control like pencil was the other night really like so stoic and standing still and i'm like oh my god thank god maybe they like gave him a drug or something to keep him from moving but no like it that lasted maybe 15 minutes and then it was walking around pacing which i prefer

i wish they didn't give him stools because it was more entertaining to watch like just as like a big arena and them walking around looking at the people. That was interesting. I preferred that to the stools. But he definitely did way, way, way better than the first debate. When that thing kicks off and Donald gets the microphone and he starts whispering in it because that's his tone of the voice that he opens with. There's like two or three different Donalds. And at first he's very low key and he kind of growls.

They were talking about him grabbing pussies in the opening part, too, so that might be why he was a little more reserved. I'm talking about the very beginning, like when he's coming, he's like, yeah, Donald Trump, blah, blah, blah. I thought it was a little bit... No, no, no, no. Fucking Anderson Cooper started it off

going, you described how you've molested women in the past. Do you realize that that's a problem? And it's like, oh, that's a fairly worded question. I just remember... The anti-Hillary questions were tough too. Where was one? He asked about the emails and he asked

about... I think it might have been collusion with the DNC. No, it's... Oh, maybe. The moderators, I'm clumping them into some singular guy and uh and they asked about another topic that was really bad for her i forget what it was they might have they saved her on the campaign finance thing and they also saved her at one point on the emails again because they asked the question as so you've said before that it's a mistake that you

mishandled it, basically giving you a softball of, oh yeah, you know what, I did make a mistake. It was a mistake to intentionally destroy thousands of emails after being subpoenaed. It was a mistake to instruct everyone to hamper justice all the way along the way. I lied to the FBI dozens of times. Martha Stewart did it once. She was in jail. It was a layup for her. It was... And the female moderator at one point literally started arguing with Trump when he goes, we need to absolutely stop informing our enemies where we are going to be bombing certain areas

of this nation, of this world. And she was like, well, there are reasons that they do that. I can't think of one. Well, it's psychological warfare. And I was just like, what the fuck? I'm not kidding with this guy right now. And you're a moderator and you're a moderator look first of all i found it to be unfair and i and i i don't think it's right uh if you're if we're just trying to keep the the hands of justice blind but god damn somebody needed to say it fuck like like like she's like well there there are reasons

to do that don't act like you have this bright bulb idea and no one ever thought of any other way of doing it. There's a reason they do it the way they fucking do it. We saw a while back where they dropped the leaflets and every single ISIS truck driver abandoned their big rig full of fuel and then we bombed them an hour fucking later. And that way all those drivers got to leave and go back home to their families because they're only there for money anyway.

They're there for the same reason we're there. The oil money. It's a stupid, stupid approach that doesn't make any sense. It's not like the only way. It's not like there's a guy at ISIS sitting watching with MSNBC, CNN, Fox, HLN. And all they're waiting for the news of when Obama says we're going to bomb them or whatever. I don't know. It's clearly that that doesn't make any sense sense maybe they do that actually they probably did i imagine like us if someone says shit it

gets to them you know like yeah if trump is like we're taking out uh aleppo this weekend then like someone will inform him it just happens it's clearly it's clearly a stupid suggestion if he thinks that we could succeed against isis if only we didn't tweet about it ahead of time. But it's also like moderator, that's not your fucking place. It's not your place to get angry and shriek out at someone in the debate. Like that shows pretty – I mean she worked on the Obama campaign, not the administration. I hear you. You know, they don't like any moderators.

The first moderator was a Republican, and Trump still cried and whined about him. The second one, we're not, I don't think. I like the first moderator. Okay. Trump didn't. Trump whined about the first moderator up until the next debate. And then he whined about those moderators during the debate. And to me, that makes him

look really weak. I think that I care more about that than most. It's one of my things, that makes him look really weak. I think that I care more about that than most. Like, it's just, it's one of my things. You're right. It makes him look weak. What he should have, like, anyone watching that who's undecided or unbiased is going to be like, wow, those moderators are being tougher on him than Hillary. And they'll make their own decision. But when he goes to three-odd-what here, guys, a big three-odd-what,

it's like that does make you look desperate. He would gain more votes. Just do your thing. Show that you're confident and that you can overcome adversity and let people make their decision. That's what I like. Don't call it out.

Just show like, you know what? I expected this. I expected him to come at me and I'm ready. Or he phrased it a little differently. I'm sorry, Kyle. He might have said like, you know what?

Like, I'll take on all three of you. That would have been better to me than, stop it. You guys are bullying on me. The way he does it is the most pussy way to do it in general. That's a good idea. That would be a much better way to phrase it. He could have made a joke out of it. Usually it's a 1v1 by this time of the election.

I thought I only have one opponent by this time of year year but you guys are doing a good job you know he could have had some fun with it he could have had a good little quip there but like it was it is clear if you watch it unbiased that there is a bias towards hillary from the moderators it just came out in one of the pedestal emails that uh cnn this is one of the primary debates, I believe, leaked the questions to her ahead of time. That's not true. No, it was in the WikiLeaks Podesto email thing. Yeah, you got to check your sources, though.

What actually happened is that they were telling the moderator the question for a panel that she was appearing on. And the question, while similar to a one that was in the debate, wasn't the question that was phrased slightly different or something. So, yeah, actually, they were telling the moderator was appearing on some panel, and that's what that question was about. She was going to be asked it. Which, what was the subject of the question, to make sure we're talking about the same thing? Oh, it was something totally expected. Was it, what was it?

Can you remind me? The one I was reading about was the death penalty. Yeah, that's the one. I'm sorry. I know it sounds like I'm just agreeing to anything you say. Like, oh yeah, that was it. But no, no. It was the death penalty. And the question wasn't phrased the same way as the debate question was.

But it was one where Podesto... No, but the topic was given to him ahead of time. The actual topic of... It wasn't about Hillary being on the thing. They took this thing and said, hey, here's the question you can expect for Podesto. And then they made it look like that was going to Hillary, but it wasn't.

It was never a thing. At this point, if there's any smoke at all, I believe there's smoke fire. It does show a connection between CNN and the Clinton campaign. It doesn't, because it didn't get to the Clinton campaign. But on the other... And then the other part of it to me is, like, oh, if she didn't come prepared for a question about the death penalty, about the Second Amendment, about the economy, like, these aren't shockers.

They don't mean anything to me. No. But the point is that it shows a connection between the Hillary campaign and CNN. I think it's clear. I think there's a, I think there is a conspiracy between, between most of the big media outlets to elect a Democrat to the White House. I just think there is. It's funny, though, because it seems like whatever the Democrats win, it's completely rigged, right? Meanwhile, they get their asses kicked every midterm.

So the elections are rigged when the Democrats do well. I didn't say rigged. They're fair and honest whenever the Republicans kick ass in the midterms. There's a difference between rigging it and having a media bias. The media bias is clear. I really wanted to feel like I saw it, the full thing. So for the debate, I watched the hour before the debate, I watched the full debate, and then I watched an hour after the debate.

And it was unbelievable. Melissa was sitting next to me, and she was even like, you talked about the media bias, and I was always like, oh, whatever. He's just kind of making it up up and she was sitting there actually getting upset being like this is bullshit like this is ridiculous they had the whole panel of all those women talking about bill raping them or sexually assaulting them and the entire panel of cnn people they showed the video of donald trump with the women in the panel didn't allow the sound and on the other side it showed all of them allow the sound, and on the other side

it showed all of them sitting there talking about it, and the entire talk about it was, this is shameless. I can't believe this is happening at a presidential debate. I can't believe that they're allowed to go in there and sit. Now we're getting news that Trump wants to have them sat in the family box. There is no way they're going to go for that. This is ridiculous. It's just a last-ditch distraction attempt away from the issues.

And it was like, it's exactly right, Samantha. This is ridiculous. It's just a last-ditch distraction attempt away from the issues. And it was like, it's exactly right, Samantha. We've all been saying on the Hillary campaign that Hillary, you know, we've said for a long time, when they go low, we go high. We go high when they go low. And it's like, this is unbelievable. This is unbe-fucking-lievable. That we are having long, serious, hour-long discussions about what he said in 2005 in a bus, and we're not going to talk about the fact that many of these women have said, yeah, Hillary Clinton, after Bill abused me, she threatened me. She tried to keep me silent.

She said that you better not let this get out. She threatened me. She scared me. She used her authority over me. Like, that's the whole connection of, like, Bill isn't running. Yeah, I get it. bill isn't running yeah i get it this isn't about bill this is about hillary being complicit in intimidating victims of sexual assault and rape and that's why it is relevant and the fact that you won't talk about that while

the fucking people are there and you will just have a whole panel while the actual panel is happening with those people and just talk about it and say you know these these people are just making it up it It's just ridiculous. Like, that shows it's very one-sided. I didn't see any of that because I just have the YouTube live stream. Like, I don't have TV. But what was I going to say? Oh, when Hillary said, you know, when they go low, we go high,

like to quote something Michelle Obama said, I wish I could – the next thing out of her mouth was going low. Like, she was low. It was right back to the 2005 clip. Is that what it was? Yes, because they talked about that forever. Then they talked a tiny bit when Donald was defending himself being like, and this woman here

defended her husband Bill when he was gallivanting around raping and pillaging. And then she's like, there's something we say over in wherever I'm from today and that's we go high when you go low which means we don't do things like make shitty comments on a bus in 2005 isn't that right people and then you know yeah yeah i was like oh because she said it and and immediately my mind turned to oh when they, you go high. Let's hear what you say. And then she's like, yeah, you know, and he fingers women on a bus or whatever.

And it's just like, dude, you went low. When he goes low, you go low too. Like you did. You did, you know. And I'm sure anyone who's pro-Trump is listening to this thinking that I'm biased and my head is in the sand. But in my heart, I'm like trying to be a fair judge of this whole thing i defended trump when there was no evidence to this misogyny thing i'm knocking hillary when she says we'll go high and then immediately goes low like i we're all viewing it i guess through our own lens of honesty which is probably not in

focus yeah we're all like like i don't think anybody is spitefully wrong unless they're like on the inside working for a campaign being like god hillary what a cunt but i got a job right like i'm sure they're doing it fake but like when i say something that could be conceived as defending trump or attacking hillary it's because that's what i honestly i genuinely think that's right i'm not trying to not kick up any leaves or anything just like and it's they're both such bad people that like maybe even two months ago i was still in the camp of like i cannot understand why not probably a little longer than two months ago but like around eight weeks ago being like i can't understand why anyone would vote hillary like she's just so clearly corrupt and fucking evil and shitty and trump even though he's not that bright and he doesn't have the best words and he's he does have the kind of a big moron sometimes like but now i really do kind of get

it where it's like all right these are people are just trying to figure out what's best and both choices are so bad it's impossible i i i hereby end politics politics talk me too i had uh so last night i went to a sleep study center and they hooked up like dude i wouldn't be exaggerating if i said like 36 different wires maybe 24 wires on my face alone and observed me sleeping and uh um the questionnaires are like you know has anyone ever told you that you snore oh yeah that's That's come up before. Do they say that you stop breathing when you snore? And it's like, they seem genuinely concerned, you know, like I've had people wake me up because they thought they were saving my life, you know, like, like just waking me up. So, so I, I, I had a physical, which went really well, by the way. Apparently, I'm pretty healthy.

So that was like two weeks ago, something like that. But I mentioned to her, like, you know, like, I'm tired sometimes. I don't sleep well. And I feel like not having productive sleep is downstream to a whole bunch of other things. Like, you know, I could be happier more often, less grumpy. I could be, you know, eat better. I could have a more often, less grumpy. I could eat better. I could have a more solid sleep schedule, more productive. I could be the super me if I just had great sleep every night. It's not uncommon for me at this point to see, let's say I go to bed at midnight,

to catch like one, three, and five on the clock. Imagine if that was your every night because it's my every night and um so anyway we had the sleep study done yesterday and uh it was pretty cool the guy was really nice he was like an ex football player did you have to sleep in all those wires a lot of wires and it meant that i could only sleep on my back which is the position very hard in which i was i i don't mind sleeping on my back but it's when I snore the most, and it's when I wake up and stuff like that. So I was like, all right, we're really going to put this issue on display for this thing.

And what he's looking for is obstructive sleep apnea. I don't know if everyone is like this. I know that I am. When I lay back and I sleep and kind of relax my throat, things close, right? That's how I snore. Maybe your airway is open all the time and it's wonderful. But mine, if I lay back and just sort of like relax, relax, that's where snoring happens. So that's the position I'm in.

I know I'm snoring like hell. And I'm waking up a bunch. And I had like a nightmare. I'm like, yeah, we're getting some good shit on this whatever they're like measuring I'm knocking this out of the park I'm giving them something to look at and uh he wakes me up in the morning it's early like 5 30 in the morning or something we're all done and he's like you have obstructive sleep apnea I was like I know and uh he's like did you you know that something else, like, you know, that it'd wake you up. That you died three

times last night? Oh, that I stopped breathing. And I was like, yeah, I knew that. And he's like, did you know that you wake up 70 times an hour? Actually, that's a high... I was like, is that a record? You know, like, do I get any kind of trophies? 70 times an hour seems like a lot. And

he said that no, that someone else woke up 140 times an hour seems like a lot and uh he said that no that someone else woke up 140 times an hour and that he hopes that guy is still alive no they're just slowly i didn't realize like you know talking about life and death here but um normally the people who wake up that many times during an hour going to shooting rampage soon after. I don't think you're getting any REM sleep. Just really not good for you. Last night in particular, I had a terrible night. As a matter of fact, I went home and I went back to bed and I think I slept from 5 till 11 or something. I virtually didn't sleep. I just put all my worst attributes on display for the electrodes.

It looks like we're going to do something about this. I don't want a CPAP machine. That just seems like the grossest kind of breathing apparatus. I feel like you don't get that at my age. You get that at 90-something and only in a hospital setting. It's disgusting. And also, it doesn't travel, right? Like a Zipa.

I don't know what that is. That the travel uh sleep apnea i don't want that either i i they do tons of ads on stern we could pick them up as a sponsor let's make this happen woody get one come on i don't want to go down this road at all i if there's a surgical option that would be my first choice i would rather just get like a whole new breathing air apparatus, right? Remember when I had, well, you guys didn't know me at the time, but I had that complete hemorrhoidectomy, and now I have a brand new asshole. Good as a baby's.

It's perfect. I've got a glorious asshole. No more bleeding issues or pain or whatsoever. You're jelly. I want that in my throat. There's no way it's as good as mine, which never had the bleeding issues though right Oh please he was like a cosmetic surgeon

I'm wonderful down there He bleached it while he was at it Jim Norton has really terrible sleep apnea He would talk about it on ONA And he posted this picture of him wearing What is in your future Woody Oh my god I don't want that

Oh that's exactly it it plugs your nose I would never wear that in front of other people I don't want to wear that in front of my wife I don't want to ruin the magic that my wife might still have about me that is I don't want that at all

I'm not interested I need to discuss my other options. I want great sleep. I want to be able to crash on Kyle's couch and just be cool. I would like it if other people didn't hate sharing a hotel room with me. That'd be nice. There must be some other option that can fix this. What I would like is to be able to fall asleep faster.

Like, if there was something that would make it so the time between when I lay down and when I actually fall asleep, they could accelerate that, that would be great. I've got melatonin. Maybe I'm convincing myself that that works some. I think it works. I don't know if it does. I think it works. But you could go get the prescription pill, which has, like, no negatives, no side effects,

and, you know if you if you keep yourself awake you're basically tripping yeah but that's not so much what i'm looking for the other thing about what i like about melatonin is like if you power through your sleep window like what if people don't know i've said this before melatonin you take it maybe 20 minutes later for about 20 more minutes right right? So minutes 20 through 40, it will make you fall asleep. It'll make you really sleepy. If you're an idiot, and I am sometimes, you can power through it, and then it's over, it's done.

I feel like I can take melatonin and fly the following morning. Whereas if I took Kyle's prescription, make you crazy. You're wrong about that. It enlightened me. So I'm trying to think of what the it's ambien ambien with ambien um it's eight hours it's about eight or nine hours something like that and if you cannot get you know eight hours of sleep then you shouldn't take it but it's perfect sleep you're out like a light you don't remember anything about the night before there's no middle middle of the night. Like, like I've, I've done that thing you're talking about where

you're waking up throughout the night. And for me, it's because I drink a lot of soda, like watching TV late at night. So I'm getting up three times the piss, but I hate that. It's nothing like real sleep where you sleep from like midnight till 8am. Um, but with Ambien, it really is. Um, the only side effect I've ever had from Ambien is I woke up and had to pee one night and on the way to the bathroom I might as well have been just drunk off my ass

I might as well have just been wasted because I was just like whoa like your body wouldn't come out of sleep mode fully yeah it felt drunk that's an issue though right because it's not super weird for me to like go to bed at 11 or 12 and have to get up at 5 because we're having an early morning and like that's ambience off limits for something like yeah that wouldn't work yeah that wouldn't be too early of a morning but anyway all that to say how long does

it take you guys to fall asleep like once your head is on the pillow like what did you fall asleep pretty quick and it's just you can't stay asleep i do if i'm tired um it's not uncommon for me to like watch youtube and then tuck her out right then while the computer's still going so it's hard to measure that that's it i i cannot do that i can't fall asleep during any activities melissa gets all of that luck where she falls asleep with things in her hand and then will like drop it and wake herself up and then kind of look at it and realize what happened and be like, oh, well, whatever. And then just back to sleep immediately. Whereas I feel like I can lay down in bed like really tired

and then it still takes like an hour, maybe a little more, to finally just fall asleep. My question for you is what are you doing right before sleep? And better yet, is it the computer? Are you on like Reddit reading a computer monitor and then you go from that to sleep? Because that's a bad transition. It's usually like TV monitor or computer monitor on my couch and then I don't bring my computer into bed or anything. and then I don't bring my computer into bed or anything.

I stay up late, so it's hard to say, because I like to be really fucking tired when I do go to sleep, because I hate that period of just laying in bed, just fucking. There's been times, and we've all had them, when you've got to get up early in the morning to do a thing, and it's an important thing. So you set everything in motion to get in bed at like 10 p.m., 11 p.m., and then you're laying there thinking about what's coming tomorrow. And I've laid there until one in the morning, two in the morning, three in the morning. And I'm just like,

every hour that passes is more stress to fall asleep. And the harder you try to fall asleep, the harder it is to fall asleep. I've stayed up all night before i i've made it a i've made it a point to like get 13 hours of sleep to go in and do a thing like when i get there i'm not even gonna yawn you know i'm gonna be 110 percent charged this is like when you leave your phone plugged in for a full day but but no i would end up just up all night restless unable to do it so if i've got shit to do i take something i've been in that position where like in the way i phrase it is i'm in a rush to sleep like you have to hurry and get to sleep and you look at it and you're like oh my god i've got to wake up like we'll make it up six and a half hours from now i need to sleep immediately and then an hour goes by

and you're like fuck like now i'm in an even bigger rush to sleep but this is all you know what stern says so much so stern has been having to get up at 4 a.m for like his entire life i think maybe he can get up at 5 a.m now because they moved to show forward an hour i think it was part of the new contract um but you know 30 years of getting up at 4 a.m you can imagine he's been in this situation before he says what all all he does is he just tells himself, it doesn't matter if you sleep or not. You're going nowhere. This pillow, this bed, this blanket, you're not moving until 8 a.m. So get used to it.

And that's just his method. It sounds pretty ridiculous to me. I'll go hunt down a glass of wine long before I lay there that long. I figured I'll power down a red. My grandma, this reminded me of'll power down a red my grandma i was this reminded me of it i was at my grandma's and she was like i've been starting to have like a glass of wine before bed sometimes helps me sleep like just like a glass of white wine she's like it has antioxidants or something too and she was like you want one i'm like no i'm fine

and she like went over to try and like get it off and she couldn't get it open she goes well i don't need it that bad tonight whatever and then just laughed and it's like well you're someone who clearly doesn't need that to sleep like you just wanted to do it i don't know it just made me laugh that someone just gives up immediately yeah i anyway i taylor i don't know if you can adjust your process or not but it'd be cool if you didn't go straight from computer to sleep i think that's a transition that doesn't work well yeah i can definitely see that slip sex in there that's the thought you're talking about though of like being stressed out about how quick you have to fall asleep is what keeps me awake a lot i think because i'll i don't know it's like if you're trying to sleep too hard,

it doesn't work. Unless, I guess, you have that gift that you can just pop off at any time. Melissa could fall asleep in the next 45 seconds. Try it. See if you can. She just said, well, I am tired. So I think PKA will be fun this week.

I shipped you guys alcohol out to you this morning. I was going to send it a lot earlier, but it turned out Monday was Columbus Day. And then awesome, got the breathalyzer there, Woody. Very nice. We all got one. Kitty helped me out with some labels there. I tweeted it. There's a big hit.

Yeah. I wanted it to be Dimitri's best effort. That's what I told her, and she said the best in quotation marks implies that it's your best effort. So I just let it go. I like effort, too. I think that would make it even better. Cinnamon sticks, and how much of it have you tried so far?

Have you found that you got a buzz? Did you see how much that took? I've just been taking a sip out of a bottle every... because I've got a lot of it. I sent each of you one of these, and I've got one for myself that matches, but upstairs I've got these 32-ounce bottles. I think I

got two, maybe three of them, and that's half a gallon at least, if it's two of them. I've had Apple Moonshine before, or Apple Pie Moonshine, and it was clear and filtered and sort of finished isn't it like i've had apple moonshine before or apple pie moonshine and it was clear and like filtered and sort of finished yours looks like it's still still a work in progress so apple pie moonshine if it's real moonshine it's gonna look like kyle's like it's gonna have the actual like cinnamon sticks in it but it was definitely clearer so i'm not sure so the way that um so what this is this isn't moonshine at all because we got the alcohol from purchased alcohol.

We used Everclear, you know, 195% alcohol. But if it's moonshine, then they're creating their own corn liquor, which is also going to be like 95% alcohol, maybe even higher. The way you get the apple pie part is by adding the alcohol to a bunch of sweet appley stuff. So it's like the recipes are always different, but it's usually, you know, apple juice. This one was like a quart of apple juice and like a gallon of apple cider, like 10 cinnamon sticks, three cups of brown sugar, one cup of white sugar. So it's basically sugar and apple flavoring added to liquor. That's what we're doing. This is going to be a horrible, horrible hangover drink

with all of that sugar. I don't get hangovers. I don't know anything about that. But I'll tell you what I'm going to do. When? It's a hydration battle, really, is what it is. If you stay hydrated throughout the whole time, you'll be fine. Maybe I'm just saying, because you do get sick,

maybe I'm taking that and calling it a hangover. Yeah. I'm like you, I think, a little bit. I never really understood what a hangover was, but the next day, if you don't hydrate properly, you can have a... No, not you in particular, but an individual. I'm talking about hangovers.

You said I'm like you in that I didn't know what a hangover was. Whereas I am unfortunate and I am well-versed in what a hangover is. Oh, well, I don't have any problem the next day. Okay. Like, I get drunk and I throw up. But the next day I'm 100%. So I'm not worried about that. This is basically just a bunch of sugar and apple goo and liquor.

It's pretty strong because every time I take a sip of it, I get that warm feeling that just slowly goes through my whole body. It probably tastes like Christmas, like the holidays. It tastes like apple pie. It's got cinnamon and apple. It tastes like apple pie. I haven't sipped it today, but yesterday when I tried it, I could detect a little bit of alcohol.

But it's, eh, by Thursday maybe it'll be a little bit sweeter. That's the idea anyway. But, yeah, it's definitely a brown color. All of it that I've ever got was brown. They always cook it with a bunch of, like, apple stuff. Yeah, I know that he makes it. I was hoping he would storm that beach for us and drink half of one of those bottles

just to give us an idea of how strong it is, but now I'm thinking you're just going to end up waiting until the night of and we'll all figure it out. I want to try a little bit now. The guy that made the stuff I drank, I know that he made it. I just don't know what his recipe was or whether he started from corn or what have you.

All right. So there's no pop on that cap. No. No, not at all. Does it smell really good? It's a plastic cap. It actually does. It smells really cinnamony.

There's two cinnamon sticks in this one. I think we all got two. Good. Yeah, there's a lot of cinnamon there. I'll be calling your customer service if i don't get i really can't taste any alcohol whatsoever like a big old glug it's very sweet i wish i had a glass of water. And it feels warm going all the way down, but I just don't taste any alcohol.

That's really neat. I'm impressed you went so quickly from let's do a drinking episode to I'll make moonshine and ship it to you. He really did it. He got it done too. He made it. He shipped it. Once he showed me pictures that it was made,

I bought it. I thought that meant it was shipped, but it's shipped now, right? It's in the mail? It's absolutely in the mail. See, the plan was to send it out Saturday morning, but they didn't have all your addresses. I hadn't given that information. Just Google it. Yeah, yours in particular. Wow, I'm feeling a little fucked up now.

It's really warm. You made a dent in that jar. Oh, yeah, yeah. Taylor told him to drink a lot, and then I wasn't going to say anything, but his next drink didn't qualify as a lot to me. But he's taken at least one or two more since then, and a lot has happened. That's probably like two full shots worth of that. We did the math on the alcohol content it was it's like 15 or something like that um so i saw you and chiz uh

talking about the alcohol content and going through your math differently and it got to a point where i was like i'm just gonna leave this chat stop spectating and i'll come back in like a couple hours and they'll have the answer figured out because for now it was like no you add this and that and that and then kyle's like i fucking hate fractions it was um of course a uh i think at the end i uh i didn't do uh the right thing with all of my sums um but you know you just just needed to find how much volume of pure alcohol we had and put that over how much liquid total we had and you got your answer. But I was making it much more complicated than that for some reason.

But yeah, we figured it out. So yeah, I think drinking episode will be fun. I'm definitely feeling a little tipsy already. It's definitely pretty fucking strong stuff. We should do Chiz because I sent him a bottle too. Oh, well then we should definitely have Chiz on. I think we should do Chiz. I would like that.

You know, we probably can't get him on short notice, but it's fun to get Sailing Le Vagabond as a drinking episode guest too. Sure. Yeah, get nice and drunk and get inappropriate. That'll be fun. I'll say something stupid. She's so goddamn beautiful. She's really attractive. I, um...

I think that's the main draw for you to those videos. I, uh, she's a 10. What do you say? You know? Yeah, I like the accent too. The accent is worth like a point and a half, right? Like she could have one eye, but boy there. Also, I like him as a couple.

His step boy. They naturally fall into their like different roles on the yacht and stuff i don't know if you watch all their videos i've gotten to the point where i don't miss a minute of it now like if it comes out i'm usually in the first like 10 000 viewers or something and uh i don't know she's just always like baking and cleaning and um and she she chips out on some of the like sailor tasks too but really riley is the guy who's, like, under the boat scraping the barnacles and, like, I don't know, doing the navigation and stuff. And they are a perfect couple out there sailing the world, living a lifestyle that most people would dream of. That is really awesome.

Yeah. That they do that. Did you hear about their yacht? They got that million-dollar yacht. How did they get that? They just straight up bought it? It's been in the process for months now. But basically, there's a yacht.

He's wanted a catamaran in particular for a while. And there's a company that makes catamarans that enjoys their vlogs. And it took him about six months to sort of work out a deal. And I guess it became official about him. I knew it for about a month excuse me for about a month before it was public but um uh about a month ago they finished the deal and now they're building it and they should have it sometime around the start of next year i uh i i want to ask all these questions like i wonder how this impacts their yacht pecking order.

When they show up at the Italian Riviera, do they park in a different section? I picture Alina, however you say her name in Australian, Alina getting along with everyone and chipping their glasses and trying to convince her that Riley just works there. Her name is... Isn't it Elena?

But it's because they're Australian that he goes Alina. Yes. Yes, exactly. For some reason, I couldn't put that all together. Yeah. But, yeah, they're getting a beautiful, beautiful yacht, and it'll have a lot more room. There'll be a separate, like separate awesome bedroom for a Patreon.

I'm happy that they're having it. They're having a lot of YouTube success, too. How tempted are you to become that Patreon? They actually just write me every so often. Like, Woody, when are you coming? That's genuinely really nice of them. They're great people. Yeah, I genuinely like them. I liked them before they were on the show. I liked them more after nice of them. They're great people. Yeah, I genuinely like them.

I liked them before they were on the show. I liked them more after I met them. And so I lost my train of thought. Yeah, they write me every so often. I don't know. I don't know. It's like a dream. Like, I've wanted to do that for ages, you know?

Like, it sucks maybe before I was on YouTube you know I bought sailing books and read about which yacht to buy and things like that and you know what's best for cruising versus racing and all this stuff in the end I just decided woody don't live on the water like what the fuck you live hours from the ocean you're not even

going to get even do this as a hobby like I might as well be in fucking Ohio like it if it and yet we still can't get you to support a Republican candidate that's all that's all we need to get those shores a little bit closer to you oh all you need to do is let china continue with that scheme for a little longer you know uh dude if we let him do it long enough i'll be on the coast so that was the last hurricane matthew there are plenty of kills uh from. I'll never feel another one. I don't know how you guys were impacted.

In North Carolina, there's a bunch of roads still closed and stuff. I think today they said that the rivers were going to reach their maximum and that they should be going down. Today's Tuesday the 11th, yeah, for people watching. And by Wednesday, anyway, it'll just keep getting better. But as it is now like interstate 95 is closed here interstate 40 is closed here people are still dying um i am 95 is the big one yeah 95 for people who don't know that's like a giant artery that runs up and down the east coast and it's closed i think in two places in north carolina so uh yeah big deal but um i don't know it rained there was one day when

it rained uh you know kind of all day and it just fell i could tell i was like it seems like those clouds are just like hovering they're not even moving because it was just dumping straight down like a shower um but that was it that's all we got here you know there's obviously coastal parts of georgia i'm sure they got hit and there's damage but this is no hurricane katrina no hurricane andrew if you're haitian uh you had a bad week last week but everybody else as long as you got out of the evacuation zone or something seemed like they're okay i thought it was gonna be way more intense based on all the clips that and maybe it is maybe all the youtube videos haven't been released and everything yet but like I was picturing

potentially hundreds of people. Because we're talking about it. This is game-changing. This is the most powerful hurricane ever. Get the fuck out. And I was like, man, maybe a thousand people are going to die or something who just are like, yeah, it's the same as the other ones. And they don't leave, but it's 30-something right now.

If you lived here, you might feel differently about it. I'm just inundated. Of course we got nothing here at all. What I'm saying is in North Carolina, I'm inundated with news all the time. The schools are opening up tomorrow. We tried to go out to a restaurant last night. Fucking Raleigh was shut down. There's no power.

We're lucky. We have power this whole time. And on our way there, there's all these traffic lights that are out and shit and you just like how do you drive through intersections with no traffic lights and um and we got there and the restaurant was shut down like they had no power miles from the house still and um like the news is covered with these homes that were like the first floors underwater there's a dam or a levee that either broke or isn't holding or something. And you can't fly drones in parts of the state because it's hampering the rescue efforts. Like I'm outside looking at the wind and everything because I want to fly my paramotor. And there's Coast Guard helicopters going all the time.

I'm like, maybe I don't want to fly with all those helicopters. They'll spot me down like a fly. I'm sure that's true i'm sure for someone as far like inland as st louis like it really depends on how close you're following it because i remember following katrina and maybe it's i feel like there were more videos put out there and there was a lot more stuff out there that i was watching like man this is fucking crazy like there's cars getting washed away and then this one i was anticipating it even crazier because at least in my head the way they're taught maybe if you live in hurricane country every hurricane is like the next like titan hurricane like get out

of there but i don't know that because we don't get hurricanes so based on just me watching those weather reports i'm like man this one's gonna be fucking serious and i like maybe this sounds bad but it seems like it's not as bad as maybe they anticipated. Maybe. You know Brad, my paramotor friend, he's been in a couple of my vlogs. His apartment building, like 20 of the apartments got flooded out. His carpet got soggy and everything. Oh, that's a ruining.

Then a dam broke and the water rushed out. Does he have renter's insurance? When I talked to him, he seemed to imply it wasn't a big deal. He's like, the car got a little soggy, and then the water drained away because some dam broke, and now he's fine. That's fucked. All of his shit is fucked, though, right? All that humidity, I would think that would ruin your electronics and your clothing and make everything feel wrong. I remember when my apartment flooded, even the books, the books that were in a bookcase oh way over there on the other side of the room like

just the moisture in the air had ruined them so you like felt him and they didn't feel right the pages felt so like fragile and shitty I hear where you're coming from he's in a he's a much different guy though like if you go to his apartment he has these pelican cases that are like chest size. And he has like, I don't want to exaggerate, like 11 of them. And all of his belongings are stacked in these pelican cases. Oh, he's insane. I see.

No. I'm kidding. What he is, he's in the military. And every six months he moves. So like all his things. But he never unpacked? It's how he stores things. Live and die by the pelican case he likes guns right so when he wants to do gun stuff he grabs the pelican case and like

brings all his gun shit with him when uh i mean he has a dresser but like i'm trying to think of what else he like his tools you know he's got like a pelican anything in a pelican case is a hundred percent fine those things are so good and so expensive. He has a room devoted to Pelican cases. He's fine, but what about the other 20 rooms, right? Oh, yeah. His is not one of the rooms that is fucked. There are 20 rooms where people are in a lot of... They're having a hard time.

Okay. Of course, it seems like everyone that lives in that apartment complex is military, so they might be living out a Pelican cases too. I don't know. But, uh, but yeah, he's got a lot of Pelican cases or something and he just moves too much.

So that's his scoop. But, uh, uh, yeah. So anyway, to me, it's like,

ah, people I know we're dealing with flooding. Uh, you know, interstates are closed. You can't fly in like most of north carolina's coast because there's all these like helicopters plucking people out of their houses and stuff so to me it seemed like it was a really big deal but i guess i'm local

yeah uh you know i don't watch any news anyway everything's coming from reddit or something like that so i didn't realize there was even that much going on i thought it had kind of just blown through i know the haitians lost a lot of people um and it looked really bad on the radar just the way it hit but not really like it was yeah yeah there was there was i saw this meme the last haitian earthquake is a it was a little off color um it had someone throwing a body of there was a bunch of dead Haitians on the ground and there was a truck and they were throwing the dead Haitians in the truck and it was a gif and the music was they see me throw in the Haitian and that is very off color I didn't even crack a smile when i saw that not even a smile you seem like the kind of guy that would have just closed your computer and said that is enough for today

literally just yes i'm gonna go ruminate on that and think about how oppressive it is these racist hurricanes uh yeah i'm actually so it's funny like i know that haiti got it bad um but somehow just in a bad spot for that yeah i'm just like i'm sure they got it bad but really north carolina took the brunt of this thing you know because it's well according to pat robertson they made a deal with satan yeah and that happens when you deal in the dark arts. That honestly, he sounds, if you were just to close your eyes and listen to him in that clip talking about how the Haitians sold their souls to Satan to save them from the French. Like if you replace the word Haitian and French with some fantasy word, it sounds like something out of Harry Potter or Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings.

Got to find Hurricane Matthew's horcrux. If the people of the Shire wanted to keep their houses in their little holes, they shouldn't have sold their souls to Sauron. Look at the elves. They're doing fine in Rivendell. That's how bananas that idiot Pat Robertson is. But he's very old and still active, I guess. I love that guy.

Maybe he's on to something. I love that guy. Everything is the devil. Everything is Satan. Everything can be fixed with a little more prayer and a few more bucks to him. People will write him letters, and they're like, this is my problem.

I've considered being normal, or maybe I could be crazy. What do you think? and he's like oh crazy that's a way to go you got to go crazy don't you take that more to a doctor no his problem is with the soul the woman literally writes in my son has stomach aches he says that a demon is possessing him what should I do? We all know what she should do. She should take him to the doctor for his stomach aches.

But Pat Roberts is like, well, it may very well be demonic possession. And you're like, no, it isn't. You're a god with two ears and you're a trusty Bible. And we'll get him out of there. I hate to go back to politics, but I've noticed people calling obama the devil and clinton the devil frequently and it's like really jesus won't come back but you're pretty sure the devil is our president twice like that don't people see how crazy that is i don't understand

i don't know i i am there are people in my universe who say that i think there are two devils that obama is the devil and then they switch it and say that clinton is actually well then they should have to admit um your mother father that they were wrong the first time around you know what we were incorrect obama was just a precursor to satan who has now come um Obama, I mean, yeah, they should have to admit that if Clinton is now going to be the Antichrist or Satan or any of those things. Ask him about it, but what they're going to say is that

the devil can inhabit anyone at any time if they're not saved by the Lord. That's what they're going to say. That's cheating. Isn't that like a very convenient answer? It is cheating, of course course because there's no way to answer that question because neither of them are actually satan does that mean that you could be satan right now deceiving me and leading me astray away from a fine political choice could that be

the case could you be satan get the holy water let's put this to the test get the apple pie moonshine fucking flick it out of my head it would be fun to flick Hillary with holy water just to prove she's not Satan I hope that's what happens at the inauguration you know those writing prompts on Reddit if I could write history, if I had that magic

typewriter, whatever I wrote would become true, that's what would happen the inauguration would come down. She would be doing her swearing in hand on the Bible, and it would burn her. She would put her hand on the Bible, and she would immediately start screaming as it dissolved her flesh away

and revealed a skeleton hand that was black. She looked at the crowd afraid afraid and her eyes glowed red and she started speaking from some deep guttural voice. There's a boss among you. Fear me. She actually is a lizard person and Alex Jones is like, I told you.

Trump comes out of the crowd running, draws a broadsword that he had to go get from Romania or something because it's got the blood of Christ on it and like slays her right there this is quite the tale you tell me that's exactly what I'd write um

yeah I lost my train of thought on that one me too Trump is a douche he should lose all of his Christian votes because at some point you just have to realize he's not your guy.

If that's what you're voting for. He's more our guy and not that I'm a Christian, but he's more the Christian's guy than Clinton is. It's hard to say that. Clinton, yeah. Yeah. Clinton just legitimately might be a bad person. Maybe a little evil. I don't think. Yeah. Yeah. I just legitimately might be like a bad person, like maybe a little evil.

I don't think she's the devil. That's silly. I don't think there is a devil, but I think she's a real bad person and maybe not quite as bad as Trump. Because here's the thing. Trump's had an incredible amount of wealth and power for many, many years. If he were really evil, he'd have gotten up to some real evil shit by now, right? He says he does. That's not real evil shit.

That's not Dr. Evil shit. I never hear about him slashing and burning rainforests and being legitimately billionaire evil. And if he grabbed more than five pussies that didn't want to be grabbed, let's think about it. If he had grabbed more than five pussies that didn't want to be grabbed let's think about if he had grabbed more than five pussies that didn't want to be grabbed we'd have heard about it by now don't you think that's the critical mass five oh you grabbed the five pussies it's a pussy meltdown

you can't get back out of that you can't bribe your way out of it either you could bribe your way out of three or four pussy grabs i guarantee it five yeah. Get out of here. Clinton can do that. Notice Clinton's only got four accusers. Five. I would have been so funny if when Clinton got on stage, you know when they're supposed to handshake ahead of time? If she just protected that dusty old muff of hers.

It's just like, no! Like he was going to make a grab for it. Everyone would have like, but every time Hillary Clinton tries to be funny, everyone there is just like, Hillary, you're making me grind my teeth. Can you stop smiling like that? To her credit. So, like, in the first debate, Trump dumped Trickle down, right? She, like, delivers this line, like, expecting to slay.

And she doesn't. Like, no one likes it. None of that. None of that. She didn't try to... There were no laugh lines in her second debate. It was just, my opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted. There you go.

And, you know, this is my email explanation. This is my... I forget what the other one was. This is my email excuse, not an explanation. It was an excuse. An apology. It's always an apology. An explanation would say, this is why. But you can't just apologize like that.

You would have to say, this is the reason that I disobeyed the FBI and I lied to them and I destroyed evidence after being subpoenaed. No subpoena. And the FBI worked with me. It's just important that we get the facts right. There wasn't actually a subpoena. A subpoena is a specific thing and she wasn't subpoenaed. Yes, she was. That's actually not true.

She called to testify by a binding... Yeah, there was a request under the Freedom of Information Act, but there wasn't actually a subpoena. So it sounds like a subpoena and it acts like a subpoena. It's just not a subpoena? I don't know if it actually is.

She was... I went to Hillary Clinton.com to fact check and it says that she's totally above board. Good thing I listened to her during the debate. All this will be fact checked on my website. SatanForPresident.biz Dot biz? Dot biz.

Nobody has a dot biz. Nobody has a dot biz. I don't know, like, she is just... It was an excuse. Oh, that was a mistake. No, it wasn't. It was intentional. You lied repeatedly. First, it was no classified information was actually sent. None was kept. Yes, it was. I don't know what the C

meant. Yes, you did. It's lies upon lies upon lies. And she's buried herself so deep in the lies that it's confusing to even find. Because you find one lie, and then it takes you on some weird tendril to another one. Like, she broke the law,

and if anybody else did what she did, they'd be in prison. Even just lying to the FBI, you'd be in jail. Martha Stewart did that. About 3% as much as Hillary has. These are stats. And, well, I guess really it would be like, well, like 9%

because I think Hillary lied to him like a dozen times. I don't know. Okay. I know it was enough to get arrested. She deleted the emails, but she did get subpoenaed. She just deleted the emails before the subpoena. I've read that that was what was reported and then that came out as false, which is why it was

a big deal that they deleted it after being subpoenaed. I'm going off PolitiFact.com. PolitiFact? I don't really trust any news sources, but you have to find five that agree almost, and then piece it together like some maniac with

yarn and pushp pins on a map pretty sure jose silvia was the one deleting all those emails jose still pepe silvia it looks like i might be totally wrong taylor i apologize it looks like trump's timeline is collect well i i try not to correct people unless i really know what i'm talking about and i have put a lot of research into this and i've i've really i've really tried to read from a lot of different sources on it and there are very distinct patterns depending on the source i hear you and this was something that i had felt like i had read up on too you know like i didn't just jump over you know like having made shit up. But according to PolitiFact, the other thing I read was wrong and that the subpoena came on March 4th

and the emails were deleted after March 25th. So, yeah. So it is, by that, she should be in jail. She did something that if you did it, if I did it, if anyone who's not a Clinton or a Bush or a Kennedy or a Nixon did it,

we're fucked. Martha Stewart, whatever her name is. Not good enough. Gotta be more. Not rich enough. Not enough of a hundred millionaire to escape jail. Hillary Clinton does it 20 times worse with actual government information, classified government information, and whatever.

That's just the beyond the pale thing for me. Trump can be as much of a dumbass pervert as he wants he still never divulged american secrets and sold american power for money to their personal foundation never intentionally misled and deceived the fbi to cover his own tracks like all these things like yeah he says mean things and he's an asshole and he's not very smart that's like he he's not a good person i says he's not a good person i suspect he's smart he just like everyone's ripping on him now for the word salad stuff they were praising his style of speech during the primaries right they loved him and he he has kind of a showmanship to things that he says. Now, I hear word salad once a day. I hear that all the time. Lots of people will repeat the things that he says without the showmanship he adds to it. And it sounds ridiculous. The thing is,

and I think we've talked about it before, when I'm gathering my thoughts, I just go silent. Some people say, um, they say like, Trump fills it with word salad. If he's trying to gather his next thing, he'll say, oh yeah, people are saying that I'm smart, that I have the best words, I've got the greatest words, the greatest words that you'll ever find. And then maybe he leads into his next point. That word salad now, people are starting to pick up on and really dislike and calling him dumb over it whereas previously that kind of self confidence was valued so it's changed

it was like yeah I think a lot of people have critiqued him for that throughout but he it's more apparent when it's just two candidates that like okay this guy is filling a lot of his speaking time with just meaningless words desperately trying to chain two disparate thoughts together yeah i will i think trump is his goose is

cooked it would take i can't imagine a controversy that clint couldn't skate through but it there has to be something worse happened to her than is going to happen that's happened to Trump. There's just no way. There's no way for – like she's already hit that critical mass of corruption where like if something was going to bring her down, it would have by now. But she clearly has a hold on the FBI. She has people doing her bidding for her. They gave her aides preemptive immunity, which is ridiculous. What you do is you go, hey, you tell me about this crime and I'll give you immunity for it you don't go hey you have immunity now we're going to ask you about

this crime and you can just stand up and leave this interrogation if you want like one of her aides did i'll have to find her actual name like it and they instruct them all to plead the fifth after being given immunity that's not what people do unless there's something shady and there's a a centered movement trying to get something through trying to protect this person like she no there's nothing else that could come out all of the everything coming out this whole time has been an october surprise level corruption one problem i've had with the the knocks against hillary is there's there's a there's two or three that are big to me one she deleted a lot of these emails two she, her campaign and the DNC seemed to work together against Bernie.

So that wasn't an honest competition. It wasn't. Bernie didn't get a fair shake. I don't know if he would have won. He might have. He might not have. But he didn't get a fair shake. And that matters a lot to me.

So there's that. And then there's the email scandal where she deleted emails she wasn't supposed to. And I wish there was more. Because with Trump, every fucking week there's a new topic. And they're not always great. He'll insult the Gold Star family. He'll insult women. He'll, I don't know.

I can hardly remember them all anymore. Every week, Trump sticks his foot in his mouth again. And it's like, well, what about the emails? Her policy alone is enough. The policy is enough. The things that she hides, the things that she tries to sweep under the rug, are about as bad as what she says publicly as her fucking platform and policy, in my opinion. The corruption that she tries to hide almost pales in comparison to the corruption that she freely admits to.

Which policy do you like? I really hate the anti-gun thing. I don't like that. I don't really understand her foreign policy. In some ways, she seems very hawkish. She seems quick to send a lot of weapons here or there or bomb this group or that group. But I don't know if that's the ticket anymore with international affairs. It seems like we've been wasting so much money doing that.

I'm leaning more toward one of the Pauls, Rand Paul, who's like, let's get the fuck out. If they're going to blow up, let them blow up over there. Let's take that trillion dollars and instead of wasting it trying to patch up this big vase over there that's never going to go back together, let's spend it on some missile defense and make sure that when they melt down, maybe we don't die with them. Because it just seems like a losing cause. There's no way you're going to make Arabs like Jews. It's never, ever going to happen. I read something because one of her key foreign

policy things about Syria is, well, we have to control all the airspace in Syria. And I was reading an interview from an American general about saying, like, no, we can't do that. That will cause World War III. It can't be true that we can control all the airspace in Syria and

Russia is bombing huge areas of Syria because that would mean in directly going hey russia fuck you this isn't a little proxy thing anymore now we control this space and russia is not going to be happy about they've already moved uh anti-air defense and like missile defense building a permanent naval base so yeah they're building naval bases there like so if we actually tried and she actually followed through with us to try and control all the airspace in syria like that's how you start an actual war with Russia, which is a bigger deal. Fuck those Syrians. I don't know any Syrians.

I know a lot of Americans, though, that could use some sort of economic stimulus here on the home front. There's plenty of infrastructure that could use fixing. There's plenty of mass transportation grids that could be installed in our urban areas. Why are we so concerned? New Jersey's trains, I guess. Jesus. Right? They're the ones really killing Americans. Controlling the airspace

over a goddamn desert half a world away is not what we should be spending billions of dollars on. And American lives and material and treasure, the whole nine we're we should be focusing on i like the energy independence thing because we are energy independent we got it there was no there was no big confetti that went up when we did that you notice that like it seemed like back when bush and gore were debating that's all they were talking about we got to get energy

independent at some point we just did it and nobody fucking said anything there was no it's a way better president than people give him credit for like a lot of the country just hates him but they don't really know why oftentimes and the house didn't burn down while he was uh while he was in charge and uh we can definitely say that for sure i like i i talked about a little bit earlier but i like all these little bitty uh executive orders he seems to be putting in like lately what he uh he ended the tax on olympic athletes um who you know they were being taxed for their medals and prizes that they win at the olympic games and that probably applies to like a lot of international competitions for athletics and then he also um today i guess or i read it today uh changing tables in all men's

rooms now mandatory thing that sucks That was a bad one. Number one excuse for not changing the baby. Ruined. Well, all you had to do, Woody, was strap a skirt on. You could have walked right into the women's room and changed that diaper. What I would do is I would say... I guess not North Carolina though, huh? Baby, there's no changing table in there.

I guess you're stuck. Now that's gone. is there any movement any like are you hearing anything about north carolina maybe reversing uh the bathroom law or uh you know anything so there was a talk about it a few weeks ago and then mccorry was asking for this like the democrats like okay if you agree to get rid of all the laws that the state-level law overturned, like, sort of overrode, then we'll get rid of the state-level law. And all the districts are like, what? No, we're not going to get rid of our, like, these are the laws we want.

Your law made them invalid. We're not just going to get rid of them so that like this they couldn't reach a compromise now that law is just one of the major pillars that's going to get settled this election in november between mccorry and whoever the democrat is uh running for governor what will be required to reverse uh the law do they need a congressional amendment does does your whole state congress have to have a vote on this do they have to put it i guess someone in your state congress would put it up for a vote and then they would vote and then it would go to the governor then he had to sign it in is that how this works i i think it's just like the federal level where

like there's a state senate and a state house and they have to agree to get rid of the law it's not an amendment so they don't need like a two-thirds majority but they do need oh i see i thought that's what because they did that with some stuff there in north carolina right they like made it up they made it so you need a super majority in the future to undo the the things that they did they did that with gay marriage but that's done now ah okay they did with a federal uh mandate obviously yeah that overrides your state uh prejudices dude like it's weird that's weird that you because because i think of the racism in a in a really geographical kind of way at the further south you go maybe a little westish right little louisiana mississippi like if you really want to peak

there's a lot of blacks in Louisiana. You go to New Orleans, and it's mostly black people. You remember Katrina. We all saw the news footage and who felt the brunt of that. It's black people in New Orleans. You can't lead the league in racism without some black people. Damn right.

Good point. I want to see that displayed as a chalkboard formula. You need a lot of blacks to generate this amount of racism i'm estimating four to five million for that amount i think of deep south like bama uh louisiana maybe missouri mississippi georgia like that north carolina like we're one of those states that's turning bluer all the time. Like Virginia, I don't even think of as a Republican state anymore. The Yankees have moved down. They've taken the majority of Virginia. North Carolina, we've had 300,000 Yankees enter

this state since four years ago. Like that's why our demographics are shifting bluer. But in terms of passing racist and sexist stuff, we are still leading the league. But I think that'll shift. We'll see. Maybe in November. Maybe it's because you guys weren't as racist as the more southern states, so there wasn't as big of a reversal of the racisms

because you guys also have those Jimim crow uh you know concealed carry i bet i'm gonna go with that theory i like my theory here that you guys weren't as racist say in the 60s and and before as say alabama a georgia and arkansas and so there wasn't as big of a freedom writer martin luther king type movement to have big reversals that swept through your law books as there were down here i mean they changed out all of our state flags you know like down in north carolina it's like i don't know that the republicans just like got this majority and then they like gerrymandered the fuck out of everything and then they got this like massive majority and now the republicans completely dominate our like political process even though

the state's kind of 50 50 republicans own the house senate and governor and sounds like you guys need to overthrow that government we're just gonna vote i think well it's a lot less effort yeah like i got a good thing going on here. Yeah. Go tick some boxes in those Republican-owned voting machines. See how that goes for you. I hear you. Every time I hear something about voting machines, I feel like I don't even need to look under the cover to see the shit. I bet if you investigate who writes the software

or who makes the boxes they're housed in. They are really well connected. There's some Republican powerhouse who furnishes all of the electronics that goes in them or something like that. It wouldn't surprise me if they were Democrat either. I don't want the Democrats to be the virtuous side. Neither one is.

I want us to go to whatever voting method they use in Afghanistan, where they have to dip your finger in the ink and the whole thing. I want some shit like that. We've gone too far. I don't think they can vote in Afghanistan. I know they did what Kyle's talking about in Iraq. I don't know what

Afghanistan does, but in Iraq, they definitely did the finger dipping thing. I remember. It was a big news story. They're holding up their purple finger and it's cool um you're chopping the fingers off you know oh god that's what they do pick a color and then they come around and check you know do you have a green finger and it's like oh for all you know no you have to let me see it and then they it's a purple finger and they chopped it off. Anyway. Yeah, I suppose we should wrap. But I don't know. Big stuff coming.

Big stuff happened. I was wondering if either of you guys would leave your Trump, but I guess not. You're still inside. No, never. Never. I literally would stand by him. He's a reptilian. Like, he could be an actual criminal.

Like, he could be, like, outlaw Josie Wales out there. Like, he could literally gun someone down. That's what you've got to keep in mind here. Let me ask you this question. If Hillary was what you, I, and Taylor all think of as right on guns, because we all agree, would

your allegiance to Trump weaken? It would weaken, but I still... If she were on the same page as I am on gun control... weekend it would weaken but I still if you were if you were for it if she if you're the same page as I am on gun control and I'm Taylor I think we're on the same page well I just not I want to really unloosen the reins there I think

we should all have a mission gun right like I mean we all know there's a me yet you're not losing me yeah yeah keep going I'll have a silencer I'm still there yep yeah you would have a hard time shaking me on gun rights. Every Walmart, I'm there. You know, we can already all have a tank, so I won't even mention that one.

But that would draw me a little bit closer. It would. Not in a regular election, however. In a regular election, even if that guns weren't an issue at all, I would always choose a Ted Cruz or a Marco Rubio or someone like that. Maybe even just Gary Johnson because I find the whole concept of what we have now just despicable. And if you took Trump out, put Cruz in, I'd still be looking at that gross-looking face of his being like, Ugh, fucking I wish Gary Johnson could get whatever is required to get on the debate stage and get the ball rolling. I don't know.

Yeah, that would mean me more toward him. The gun control thing is a big thing. I don't care about the corruption. I figure all of our politicians are corrupt, and that's why I like Donald Trump from the get-go because he's not a corrupt politician. He's just normal, greedy person corrupt, which is so commonplace like i don't know anybody really who isn't greedy corrupt like you know like we all know a few people who are greedy corrupt who like you know maybe you wouldn't fuck a friend over but if you had a check option a or b and b means you get more and someone else gets less like a lot of people would click that box the um i was gonna

oh i said it before in pka taylor liked it i I feel like if you need to lay down a bribe to get something done, the person who requires the bribe is worse than the person who pays for it. That's how it is. If a cop says, I'll get you out of this ticket if you put this in my pocket, that cop is worse than the speeder. Because it's the power dynamic. Only one of them is able to implement that bribe. Only only one of them is capable of saying this will not happen the other person just all right i guess the reality of the world well the person laying out the bribe has just accepted

the reality of the world they live in this is what it takes to get shit done the person who's saying if you want to get shit done you have to bribe me right my my decision is dependent on how much you put in my pocket is the worst person and uh put in my pocket, is the worst person. So in that regard of the corruption, I don't feel like they're even. I feel like Donald's not as bad as Hillary. Well, yeah, because Donald hasn't been in politics for decades. Give him some time. He will be corrupt as fuck. Trump is not a good person.

Thankfully, he's old enough that I i think even if he did by some magic get elected i really hope he's a four-year guy like yeah yeah yeah i think i think we're hope i think everyone in the that's a poll i want to see how many americans would prefer if the next president were a one-term president i bet that's in the high 70s. Yeah. To me, the next president, if I'm picking today, is Paul Ryan. Of course, the next one's Hillary,

but the one after that is probably Paul Ryan. That's my guess. I don't know who the star is. That guy seems okay. You going to do better than Paul Ryan? Yeah, I don't have a better idea. I'd have to look into him more like i'm sure i'll hate paul ryan plenty once the opposition research comes out and then the democrats will come up with someone who i also hate i like paul ryan because he took his current position very begrudgingly he didn't want it it was thrust

upon him which is something i always admire among leaders you know that was washington's thing that's why i always said Washington was the greatest of presidents, because they offered him the kingdom of America. Do you want to be our king? And he was like, no, we just fought this fucking war so that I would be president. And they're like, well, you want to be president for, like, ever? And he was like, no!

We just wrote it down here. You forgot? That's what we just fought for. I admire that tremendously, because they were just going to give it to him. He just he said no on principle alone it could be nothing else best president ever i think so yeah all right now you've heard it we've defined the best president ever pkn episode 113 lincoln lincoln was a failure all right that's it