Painkiller Already - PKN #126

Episode Date: January 19, 2017

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We're live! Tankiller Nearly episode 126. God, I got pissed so bad. Oh, don't you hate that when you miss the time to start of the podcast? You pick the... I was about to be like, Hey, I'll just go pee over here. Should I restart? Would you like that? No, it's up to Kyle. It's cold down here anyway. I kind of the warm sensation so i'll i'll just i'll

just take care of it it smelled like asparagus in that room oh no nothing drink of another water it just smells like uh smells like axe body spray it's delicious so kyle earlier today you were saying like you could run a mile in 630 like currently and then or six you correct it yeah i i said um the last time i timed myself i ran a 645 um and that has been a year and a half it was paintball whenever paintball was and now it was like 7 48 something like that it's still not i think that i could also run a 645 but 30 years ago actually i ran a 630 my sophomore year of high school and even as i made that time i was like like, this is, this will never happen again. That's all you had, right?

That's all that I had. And the only reason is because I falsely assumed how slow a friend in front of, because you know how when you do that in gym, you know, like, okay, so there's quick Steve, the guy who runs, he's going to dominate. So don't even look at that guy, like, because you're just going to get upset as he's lapping you. Then there's, you know, slowy Joey,ey who's just fat or the guy who's like oh i'm i'm indignantly gonna walk the mile because i'm trying to act like i'm being funny and silly and not you know participating but really i'm just fat and insecure there's that guy who's way in the back

and you just kind of have to try and find a middling spot i picked a friend who i thought was way fatter and slower than he was to kind of track behind and he was better than i thought so i came off like a real athlete that i remember exactly what my mindset was it was i picked a pace i knew that you should pick a pace right and that should be your thing like like i understood that much about like long distance running if you can call a mile a long distance i did i still do do still that I feel like shit right now I'm back like a noodle but uh but I just remember picking a pace that I thought was it certainly wasn't a lazy saunter it was a jog and I just remember thinking like I'm gonna do this pace I'm gonna do this pace and by the end it was kids terrible

it was awful for that it's awful it always is the trick was to get a guy from the track team like that was the thing like everyone would like like spot track and field athletes and be like you need to be like my pacer and it was just incredibly better it was so much easier when you had like the attract team guy tell you like ah i can get you a 628 or something you know a few seconds because we needed a 630. And that was how I did it. I just sort of, like, dude, I know we're barely friends, but I really need this help. That's impressive.

That was the position I was in. But, yeah, I could have never done it without someone to pace me. But with a pacer, with a track guy, it helped a ton. Running is the worst. with the track guy it helped a ton running is is the worst like that's that's part of what i think pulled me into hockey in the first place as a very young kid when i was like five and six because you start with i was playing started with roller hockey i was six and just it was kind of even then being like oh this isn't running is it ah this is a different kind of locomotion that's fast, a little less energy, you know, more energy to start and stop real quickly. But still, that's a good tradeoff.

I don't have to run. Like, it was even then, psychologically, it's like, I'm not, I'm playing a sport where I'm not running. Skating isn't running. You know, this is different cardio, which is better on your knees. That's the only reason Jaromir Jagr is still out there. He couldn't be running up and down the basketball court at 44, probably. He's 44? He's 44. A year court at 44. Probably. Is that when he was 44?

He's 44. A year older than you. Did Chellius play at 47? I think he did. I think he did. Kyle would know for sure. Yarmir? Yarmir played until 47.

Yeah, yeah. What a tough guy. Yeah. They don't make him like that anymore. What the fuck are you talking about? Jesus. Yarmir. Yager. 47 yeah yeah what a what a what a tough guy yeah they don't make them like that anymore what the fuck are you talking about jesus yarmir yager 18 people know who yarmir yager is at least everyone in you're actually wrong there because he's one of the most famous people in the hockey world 16 if i subtract the two of you

to wayne gretzky in points people know who he. At least all of Canada, so there's a few dozen more. All right, PKN audience, let me know in the comments. How many of you know what color Yarmir Yager's hair is? How many of you know what his number is? How many of you even know what fucking team he plays for? Name a team. You're probably going to hit it. He's played for so many. I think at this point, if you name a team you might you're probably gonna hit it you know he's played for a lot of people at this point if you name a team there's a 33 chance that he's played for him i'm so old that

when i hear yarmulke jogger and hair i think about that stupid like um oh what was it called business in the front party in the back the mullet he rocked the mullet it is the most mullet of mullets for like 10 years or something. It was forever. And it was long. And in hockey, it really stands out when your hair sticks out your helmet and goes flowing and stuff. And that's what his was. Does he still salute after a goal?

And the third thing, the third suggestion for Yarmir Yager is Yarmir Yager mullet. Yeah, this is bad. And this is the 90s. This went out in the 80s, didnarmir Yager mullet. Yeah, this is, man, this is bad. And this is the 90s. This went out in the 80s, didn't it? The mullet? I'd say, yeah. And we were making fun of mullets by the 90s, but somehow they stuck around in hockey.

Barry Melrose rocked one for a long time, too. Yeah, hockey hair is definitely a thing. How do those black guys get away with it? They just braid it up and it's cool. No, it's not a mullet. I don't know many black people with mullets. Dude, did you see the Ronda Rousey pictures today

that came out? Where did she all beat up? Her house was vandalized. No one's in favor of her. You can not root for her, but no one's like, yay, her house got tagged. I couldn't read it. I tried and i couldn't read it um that i tried

and i couldn't make out the words but i saw ronda oh my god she looks like the fattest housewife already like how is it like 10 days ago she was hot and she must have been 25 pounds what an actual answer to that peanut butter a uh a drink i don't know if she's a drinker but if you go on a drinking binge for that long you will look bloated and heavy and fat because basically if you drink any kind of alcohol i think it's not just alcohol like other shit does it too where it makes you like just hold a ton of water in you retain water weight so that could be it and i wouldn't blame her for it some people put weight on their face first but you know chris weidman i'm sure kyle knows chris weidman but um he instantly gets chunky in his face like it's just just you know

he's not fat like he'll still have abs and stuff but if that guy puts on even like five pounds from fight night it looks like 30 on him because his face is fat and uh i think rousey's got the same sort of thing like she just puts on face fat in a hurry i empathize with that i definitely can can throw on some face girth pretty quickly with in the cheek area i can really puff up i can get these cheeks packed gigantic like that's like that's like you're putting acorns in them because that does it like if i'm ever in a really fat phase i can tell because i'll look at myself in the mirror and even if i'm not naked i'll like smile and i'll be like oh jesus like there's caverns and crevices and

up and down on those cheeks like Like, my God, Taylor. Like, I'll smile and be like, this is impeding my vision at this point. I can't even drive. Like, I mean, oh, that's the worst is just when you gain. And then I have so much jealousy when I see people who have like, like you'll sit across the table from them and you'll look at their face and be like, this is a totally normal weight person, you know? And then they'll stand up and they'll have like a gut or love handles or something that's obvious. And I and be like, this is a totally normal weight person, you know? And then they'll stand up and they'll have like a gut

or love handles or something that's obvious. And I'll be like, this is bullshit. You are in way worse shape than me. And if someone just looks at our heads, they're going to go, oh, clearly the guy with them, the big head guy, he's probably pretty fat. I bet he gets a lot of disappointed Tinder dates. I don't know.

He said that girls on Tinder in particular, like sometimes they just have chiseled cheekbones and stuff. And, and, and also they know exactly which angle is their best one. And, uh, and they put it on Tinder. You know, that was the thing that I thought was somewhat unique to YouTubers five years ago, right? Five years ago. I know Kyle did. I know I do like, you know, exactly which angle is your best one. You know what you look like at all times i've heard models you know like when they strike a pose when they smile or whatever they know exactly what that looks like whereas most people steal don't but now with like instagram and i don't know all the other reasons people take selfies snapchat everyone knows what they

look like in a way that they didn't before because of this i uh i didn't have the good angle five years ago when i just was lazy and just didn't take care of my hair and just shaved my hair off all the way like i just i really didn't consider the extent to which neo-nazi came off like i just i always thought i was like man i'm fucking smart i'm just going to the bathroom boom boom boom haircut done boom, haircut, done. Like, everybody's looking at that guy like, well, he's just getting it done, you know? Utilitarian.

But really, they're like, he's just looking at that guy. I bet he's got a lot of sheets in his closet. Like, I bet he's stomped a tooth before. Not a good look. Yeah, the skinhead thing, see, that's another thing that white people lost you know it i don't think you can roll with the shaved head anymore if you have a certain look about you that's true you have to you have to really work on a friendly vibe to put out there you got a

smile here here's a like what if you've got a lot of tattoos you're a biker and you lose your hair all of a sudden you look like a fucking uh a neo-nazi right yeah a lot of tattoos, you're a biker, and then you lose your hair. All of a sudden, you look like a fucking neo-Nazi, right? A lot of those bikers are neo-Nazis, though, so that could be... That's true. He could just fold right in with them. Maybe that's how the neo-Nazi bikers originally found it. That's when he finally got patched in.

They're like, you know what? I don't know what's new about Greg, but he seems to finally get it. You know? He finally put these pieces together I'll Greg I was watching a Heil made me think of this but I was watching downfall for the second time the other day you guys have both seen that right the it's the hitler movie with the scene where they do the parodies online and they're like oh the xbox one sucks and he's like oh not really or whatever he fucking says everyone who likes ps4 leave the room or yes yes yes that kind

of thing you guys haven't watched that movie i don't think so you have then it's all in german subtitle it's not german subtitles that would be a feat it's all in German subtitles. Not in German subtitles. That would be a feat. It's in English subtitles in German. And maybe that's a tool for that. You're in your dictionary. Like, I can't just... I don't like when people pretend

like subtitles aren't something to overcome in a movie. They're like, oh, I don't mind at all. Well, I do, because the fact that there's words on the screen makes it difficult for me to pay attention to what's happening on the screen because I'm just drawn to read the words. So even if I finish that sentence, I almost sometimes want to wait for the new thing instead of looking up and seeing what's happening.

Andrew Blind is a bat, so it probably takes a little while for you to read those captions. Yeah, I have to really infer a lot of what— Let me ask you this. Do you ever go in the settings on the TV and make those captions extra big? I've done that before. How big do you make them? As big as they'll go? No, no, it's not silly. It's just a little... Is it like three words at a time? It's like, hello, my name's La. But they're still like rolling through, you're like, come on, hurry the fuck up, come on, move it along. it's like two words at a time like i really hate the jews all right all right all right there we go but yeah i don't

but anyway back to the movie you should watch it woody it's a great great film and it really hammers it really helps you understand more about hitler and how he got he like was going crazy at the end because i i read something where some scholar was talking about it uh where they're like yeah he they actually did a pretty good job portraying what we what hitler was like at the end where he was just like commanding fake armies around all of his generals are standing around like you know fear like we were kind of hoping that we can surrender soon because the russians are kind of here you know they're and he's like like you're saying like oh the russians will never get past this area and then he shows the generals talking and they're like that area doesn't even fucking exist anymore hitler

gone for so long like you've been living in your bunker like and he's like commanding like we need to go up to the north or whatever and they're like wanky's dead he's been dead for so long hitler like my god like it's been you were at his funeral like but it was kind of sad because you see all the people who bought into him who probably aren't totally evil people all of them collapsing it's like wait like this is the whole world that we've built up like without national socialism what are we gonna do like that's what one lady said she killed all of her own kids before the end saying like if without national socialism there is no future like there is no future without national socialism they're trying to say like you know how about your kids like you know maybe give them a shot in

in uh united states we can send them to south america you know we can do lots of things no They're trying to say, how about your kids? Maybe give them a shot in the United States. We can send them to South America. We can do lots of things. No, I'm just going to kill them. No, National Socialism is not worth it. It was fucked up how much of a cult it was. The guy who plays Hitler is excellent. I love World War II.

It's such a fascinating subject. Have you ever seen Boys from Brazil? No, I haven't. Oh, Boys from Brazil is on Netflix. And I won't spoil too much of it, but basically, I'm not sure if you're aware or not, but lots of Nazis post-World War II fled to

South America, places like Argentina. And so this movie is about Dr. Joseph Mengele. He was the mad Nazi scientist who was experimenting on twins and trying to change their eye color to blue and doing all kinds of terrible experiments. Not vivisection. That's the Japanese.

That's that section like 731 or whatever. Those were the real cocksuckers. That's just when you operate on someone who's alive. Yeah, exactly. It's when you open up without anesthetic, you just dissect a human being alive. We should have nuked the Japs till there were no more. We could have made our own fucking clock

radios and we wouldn't have had a dependent over there next to our second most powerful nation in the world, the fucking Japs. But... What movie was it? I mean, those Lanny-eyed bastards are the enemy. What are you talking about?

You bring up a strong point. December 7th, the day which will live in me. I heard what FDR said. I'm not going to forget either. They did start it. They started it. They started it, and we still might not have finished

it. Just keep that in mind, Tojo. I don't know what Tojo is. That's a bit of a racial slur toward the Japs. You know, throwing a little shade their way. We hate the Chinese now. No, no.

The Japanese and the Chinese hate each other enough. We should let them fight each other. Let the Chinese kill all those Japanese. Their food's better anyway. But basically Joseph Mengele goes to Argentina, and he comes up with this idea to resurrect Hitler, not figuratively but literally.

And these Jewish investigators who have no credence to their name you know they're not treated with any respect by the even the other Nazi hunters these are kind of the disgraced Nazi hunters they tap into this and they find out what's going on and then the whole movie is about trying to stop this conspiracy to bring Hitler back for real it's about two and a back for real it's uh

it's about two and a half hours long it's on netflix um it's really really fucking good it sounds good i didn't know it's an older movie yes yeah it is yeah but it doesn't suffer from um yeah it benefits from how old it is rather than suffer because it's in the perfect time period that these characters would still be alive because Joseph Mingle is a real guy you know and he's in the movie he's in like his 60s or something like that so you know

it lends itself more to the movie than it takes away from it I'm a big fan I watched it recently all the Nazi doc like all the twins he was the one who was all about twins. Where he just would pull two Jewish twins out and then try and be like, hey, maybe this arm will fit on the other one.

So he just hacks one arm off of both of them. Well, there's a lot of things. Yeah, he did a ton of shit. You do something to one of... You have the perfect control experiment if you remove morals from the equation. And bear in mind mind a lot of his research they didn't throw it in the bonfire all that stuff he discovered we packed it up we

put it in a box we mailed it over here and it saved millions of lives it was a horrible disgusting thing that never should have been done but he would do things like expose one twin to hyperthermia let's freeze him for an hour, bring him back in. Compare him to the one that wasn't in there. Meh, okay, we see how the skin starts to get necrosis here, here, and here. But not there, I wonder why. Put her back in for two hours. They would do things like expose one to measles or mumps or smallpox or anthrax.

You had the perfect control experiment. They also did bullshit. I know they actually did. of the measles or mumps or smallpox or anthrax you had the perfect control experiment they also did bullshit that like i know they actually did like that's part of the controversy like you're saying is that you know there is stuff that he learned that we didn't know before by doing stuff that's fucked up you know i'm coming off a little evil tonight don't no you're not we all do sometimes like it's like you you learn a lot from that stuff, but it's still horrible. But he didn't just do stuff that he learned from them. He also did stuff that was just for fun fucked up.

He did that stuff with hypothermia. Like, oh, maybe we can come up with something to help soldiers in Russia or whatever. That didn't pan out. No, no, no. That was very... His research on hypothermia saved... That's one of the more beneficial things he did because before him there really wasn't much research.

I've read that the hypothermia research in particular, the things that he learned about frostbite and how to treat it were majorly medically beneficial for the rest of the world in the future. He also injected gasoline straight into people's hearts. Well, you got to find out what it is, right? It's just a way to torture and have someone... There's no way that you could be like, hmm, this high-octane gasoline makes our trucks go faster. Maybe...

Do you think? He is dead. Nope. Next! Come on, this one might make. Yeah, right. Can you put me some lower octane fuel? Maybe people run on diesel. That's what I was about to say.

Oh, look at me, bro. Give me the diesel. Kerosene? I can't figure this out. Someone get propane in here. They would inject Jewish people's eyes with blue dye to try to make them blue um and that's a bit of the focus in that that uh that movie the uh the the boys from brazil he's perfected the genetic way to make their eyes blue you know he's he's because that that's his end

goal is to like understand genetics in a very crude crude way he way. He's doing what early scientists and early botanists did with plants, you know, in cross breeding and trying to understand what would happen if you mess with genetics a little bit. It's a good movie. And the ending is excellent. A little new topic, but I've been watching Sons of Anarchy lately on the TV show Idea. Season. Where did... I'm on the Sons of Anarchy lately on the TV show idea. Season. I'm on the beginning of season seven, so toward the end.

Seven's the last season. How many? Oh, okay. Where did that air? I thought that was on broadcast TV. FX. Oh, was it FX? Cable and It Is Gruesome.

More than I expected. And there's some bare ass. Yeah, there's plenty of bare ass and side boob did you get to the scene that involves the grapefruit knife i'm trying to narrow down because there's plenty of kitchen knives in sons of anarchy you have not gotten to that scene is that in the just it's yeah don't just wait someone will procure a grapefruit knife let me just show you what one looks like I most people don't know I didn't I had never heard of a grapefruit knife didn't know it was a thing you need special knives to eat that bullshit it's like a is it a

melon scooper is that what I'm gonna see I look forward to this it's uh I'm trying to find one that I'm trying to find the one that looks precisely like the one in question It's a bit like them a Chinese mobster no Man I'm not finding it. Oh, I'll do this. I mean, I just put one in there. I don't know if that's the right kind, but I don't know how many... Grapefruit spoon, maybe that's it.

...styles of grapefruit knife there are. I've never really just gone to town on a grapefruit with a knife. Is there a reason that you can't just use... You can't just peel it? I think you typically dig the inside out cover it with sugar scoop the middle out and just cover it with sugar again until it's all gone this is we've changed so many fruits like bananas used to be garbage and we made bananas great strawberry why has nobody taken the fucking initiative yeah those creationists used to think that the banana was

proof of creationism until somebody explained to them that we bred the banana to be like that, that it used to be a piece of shit. Yeah, what was that guy's name? Ray Comfort. The Christian evangelist who's like, he's Australian, and he's like,

the way we can tell that God has a plan for our lives is this banana is made specifically for the human hand perfectly peels aims toward the mouth like it's an actual video of this guy from like eight years ago like giving a real evangelical speech about like god made bananas for us and then some scientist was like here's an actual banana and it's this big oblong ugly thing with seeds in it he's like you want to eat that because that's what god wants you to eat you know man wants you to eat delicious chiquita bananas for a dollar a pound i'm sorry kyle go ahead with the it's basically a spoon with serrated edges. Just wait. Sons of Anarchy is really shitty early on, but in the last few seasons,

as soon as you get past that season where they go to Ireland, it starts getting better. And from then on, it improves every season subsequently. And the final season, I really enjoyed, and I almost wish that they had just made a Sons of Anarchy movie that was as gritty as the final season. Because that was fucking hardcore. And no spoilers, but the way the whole thing ends,

the way certain characters end, the things that people do to get the shit fucking done no matter what is all just like yeah every step of the way like these guys aren't just fucking bikers they're like heroes one issue with the sons of anarchy and this is all the seasons that they're not in jail forever yeah right i'm not a soldier and i don't pretend that i'd be some like amazing tactician or what have you having said that you know i wouldn't try to run a car off the road with a motorcycle even two or three of them i wouldn't like take on guys with rifles with pistols i wouldn't like they're just running around like shooting and running at the

same time with pistols they have fucking gunfights in the space of like a backyard with like eight total gunmen four on each side plus maybe two bystanders the cover is always light like washing machines vehicles this thing right here will shoot straight through your car door straight through your fucking rib cage and it might get your passenger if it doesn't hit anybody in the car it'll go through both doors and kill a man this is a little gun there's a little fucking gun they've got real fucking machine guns in that show and they're just and I'm just thinking like why don't they just bring one guy with a 12 gauge you You knew what the fuck he was doing. Like, you would be the master of NorCal, right?

If one of them had said about Big Steve, yeah, he's the kingpin of all NorCal. How'd he do it? When he knows how to fucking shoot. Sometimes a guy with a pump shotgun will kill three guys in two seconds, right? Other times, you know, people let go 30 rounds out of a machine gun and can't hit a thing. And the motorcycle club in particular often has just absolutely awful tactics. They'll take on 12 people with machine guns. All they have are pistols.

They're using motorcycles for cover. I know what people Jack says. I've got the same one he's got a fucking springfield 1911 trp that thing's got nine rounds in it tops and that's with an extendo mag and he and it's just absurd it's like i can get over the gun thing like the gun fight a little bit more because it's almost like that's so it's expected like gun violence and shows isn't going to be like that great a lot of the time and i think a so, it's expected. Like, gun violence in shows isn't going to be, like, that great a lot of the time. And I think a lot of it's because people don't have the knowledge like Kyle has.

Like, if you don't know anything about guns and you're crouching behind the dryer, you probably think, all right, this is made of metal, too. I'm kind of safe. They don't know that it's just going to punch right through that thing and kill you. But they don't have to know. And pieces of the dryer are going to hit you. It's worse than getting shot. Yeah, like a Maytag shrapnel like just coming right through but i i hated the way that like i watched most of the series there was one season in the middle i skipped because i was told like that's terrible just fucking skip it like just go to the next one and i hated the tactic

thing like what you were alluding to where they have like a big powwow in their clubhouse all dressed up in their you know their fine you know faux leather talking about what they're gonna do on that big table and they're banging on the table and they're like oh we gotta do it this way and then jacks is like oh no we're gonna do it this way and then they all get upset and they do it and in the end they come to a plan but any plan they come up with is foiled the second that you realize oh so they're not going to rent a car to get over there they're not going to get on the bus and be conspicuous they're going to take 11 people on each on their own harley and they're going to drive up to this fucking warehouse all of you together hey guys uh hey do you jack show me to drive around and

make sure like scout around first? No, we're all going in together, and we're all going to park in the same place in this middle area, and then we're going to wait for the guys in three Yukon XLs to pull up, and then they file out with their real weapons. It was just so much to the point of, like, a real criminal enterprise would never dress up like that and go around gallivanting around town. Hold on, they got a team now.

They don't really know. Time out. The Hells Angels are a real thing, and they used to be very scary. All right? Like, I don't know if you've ever seen the footage of them trying to kill Evel Knievel, but he takes out a couple of them with a two-by-four. They used to kill people for money, run drugs, all that shit, run guns, and they did it on those fucking bikes. They did it.

Why were they upset with Evel Knievel? Because he's a motorcycle guy and they thought he was a pussy? Not – I don't think Evel Knievel's a pussy. They thought Evel Knievel was a pussy? They had a – That's ridiculous. I guess. They had a... That's ridiculous.

I got a fucking puppy. Maybe I don't remember the exact circumstance, but there's a video of Knievel with a 2x4 going at Hells Angels and he's doing some work. More evidence that he's not a pussy. The way I remember it is the Hells Angels may be...

Let me get the YouTube video because I think that the Hells Angels try to get Evel Knievel, but then the audience will have none of it. And that's what I really hope happened. So they tried to kill him. There were threats to kill him. There were efforts to kill him.

Evel... How do you spell it? Fuck his name. Knievel. Hells Angels. Did they even click on the Hells Angels? Sure, Spike TV probably did a good job of seeing this. I see.

Ain't too bad. I am looking up why the Hells Angels were after him. I don't know. I just, I feel like it's just like any business, like a crime family there, you know, like if they're a crime, not family, but they're a bunch of criminals. You think that one guy,

like they just need to bring in one optimization consultant or something. And he's going to be like, all right, guys, first of all, you're not going to like it, but you're all going to need to take off your fucking outfits. Next, all of you are going to go out to different areas in the state and you're going to purchase the car listed on this sheet of paper. I don't want a

gray 2007 Honda Civic. See, you're not thinking clearly though. You do want a gray 2007 Honda Civic. I, you're not thinking clearly, though. You do want a gray 2007 Honda Civic. I like my brand new loud bike. See, that's your problem. At least put some exhaust on it so it's loud as fuck. I'd like

to see that guy actually talk down to him and be like, well, see, that's the thing. Can you guys give me your financials? And it's pretty embarrassing. You guys are supposed to be criminals, right? You're selling a couple 9mms? How about we get into the drug game? You leave your little bullshit behind. I'm going to buy you a couple of old

Cavaliers and some Civics and you're going to make a lot of money and you're not going to get shot. Do you guys want to know about the Hells Angels thing? Let's watch this video because there's footage of it happening. Actually, let me go first actually unless

i think you spell it out okay we can do that then all right uh i'm at zero just ready oh wait let me go to the big screen or wait kyle start at zero i am all right oh i didn't know. Starting at zero. Ready, set, play. Counterculture was really kicking into high gear with the whole peace and love hippie movement. And the 60s kind of symbolically ended with the Rolling Stones' free concert at the Altamont Motor Speedway. The Hells Angels were put in charge of security. They wound up beating up a bunch of hippies. They stabbed one guy to death.

So now the Hells Angels came over to see Evil's show at the Cow Palace six weeks later. My dad wasn't a biker. He was Evil Knievel. I mean, when you think of Evil Knievel, you think of somebody. You don't think of somebody part of something else. You think of an individual person. I mean, he was evil kane that's the one night all hell broke loose with hell's angels i was standing pretty much in the middle of the arena

and evil's making his practice runs and i hear the announcer say and this guy was half in the bank okay he said if evil kenevil makes his jump tonight he'll set the hell's angels back 100 years i'm thinking uh i don't know if that's a good thing to say because i can see the hell's angels in a crowd you say something like that then you're going to get a reaction he made the jump and he was on his way back and one of them stood up and threw a tire iron at him he actually threw a wrench of course that's what everybody carries with them to an event right but he threw a wrench missed evil and it pissed Evil. After he made the jump, he rode his bike right up to the guy that threw it. And the guy was giving him a finger. Evil came back around and I saw this Hell's Angel out there.

I thought, what's going on? I thought, I better get over there. So I started moving that direction. Evil throws his bike down. The guy grabs him and just throws him to the concrete. I mean, Evil just was like a rag doll. At the time Evil hit the pavement. I hit this guy I had about a 30-yard run

He went out two more jumped out of the arena it was on You know, I was ready to take on two or three guys, but they never got to the crowd just went crazy Jumped on the Hells Angels and just beat the hell out of them. Nice. The Hells Angels tried to attack Evel Knievel, and Evel went after him. The audience jumped in to help Evel Knievel. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, man.

They're beating him up with a blockade. My job was to get Evel out of harm's way. So I grabbed Evel. I got him under my wing and took him back to the RV. There was no love lost with A biker gang is the most pathetic thing of all time how much of a fucking loser I was gonna start a biker gang Decided not to I was going to start a biker gang. You heard him. Look at that kick to the head.

But you decided not to. I was like, sons of arthritis. He was afraid that they were going to find out where he was staying. So he asked me if I had a gun. I said, well, I got a gun, but I got it at the apartment. He said, go get it. So I went and got my gun. It was a little.22 Beretta.

Couldn't stop anybody. i bring it into the hotel room dr graham is there going over him and gave him a shot and everything right so it's ray gun the doctor and me and evil in the bed he said uh you bring the gun i said yeah i got the gun how's this work he says i said just pull back the sleeve and shoot it. He says, like this? I fired one off into the ceiling. The doctor cuts up. He says, see, evil?

I'm out of here. That was evil commitment. That's a great fucking story. Yeah, that's great. That's so funny. Man, that is so nice to see. Like, see, they ruined it right there with their little fucking outfits. If one, like, if a bunch of people dressed up together,

like, this is why real assassins guilds don't wear assassins guild helmets and hats. They don't have cloaks. Beanie. Yeah, they don't have cloaks. Long sleeves. They conceal their hands. They just walk around like a normal fucking person to do their shit. It doesn't say stab, kill on their knuckles or something like crazy

Like no if it had been one guy in a polo shirt start attacking even evil Knievel Everybody in the stands but what the fuck is going on here? Like that guy's in a Ralph Lauren shirt just fighting is he Sleeping his wife or something like what the hell's going on? But no five people all dressed up together then the crowd gets emboldened like hey we can take those six guys yeah we can yeah and they all go down there fight like that for the listeners evil kenevil slides his bike into this guy and jumps up and tries to fight him but gets tossed to the ground because he's a little guy his buddy runs over there and just knocks the guy that had taken evil kenevil the

fuck out and he says he's ready to face two or three more if he has to and there are two or three more coming but they never got to him because the crowd mobs these people and not in a modern day kind of way that's pretty pussyfied i saw a man on his knees getting hit with what looked like a barrier. Like those sawhorse-style road barricades. Yeah, like the middle of a sawhorse that has the orange lines through it. Those were getting swung. There were at least two of them,

and then I saw a man on his knees take a boot to the center of his face, and his head snapped back. So here's the why of it. Let me get this out. At the fight, there's a Hells Angel being carried out fireman style. Knievel would regularly share his anti-drug message as it was one of his core values.

He would preach an anti-drug message to children and adults before each of his stunts. One organization that Knievel regularly slammed for being drug dealers was the Hells Angels. A near riot erupted on March 3rd. This is the thing we just watched. The Cow Palace won a tire iron, was thrown at Knievel during his stunt show. And Knievel and the majority of the spectators fought back, sending three of the 15 Hells Angels members to the hospital.

And then it goes on about other stuff. And those three, if those three guys had dressed up like normal people like if they had been a normal guy in a normal shirt who got knocked down after attacking him like that mob wouldn't have kept beating the shit out of them to that extent but if you label yourself as oh i'm a rough and tumble bad guy you know even if you're on the ground and you're kicked like if i'm if there's a hell's angel on the ground in the middle of a riot i'm gonna give them a few extra kicks because I'm going to go, you know what? I guarantee you're a drain on society, and maybe if I break a couple more of your ribs here, you're not going to be able to go beat your baby mama or your wife or rough someone up for money or something. Like there's no incentive to not be a piece of shit if you see clearly this person, if they don't get hurt here, they will impact everyone around them negatively.

Like, they'll go be just like Jax and the rest of those invalid retards who can't make money to save their life and have constant opportunities. Constant opportunities to make huge sums of money. Oi, I'm Irish, and I've got more guns for the IRA than I can even know what to do with you. You're going to hook us up, aren't you? Help us out. then I can even know what to do with you. You're going to hook us up, aren't you? Help us out. Oh, I don't know.

I'm just Jackson. I'm trying to change the direction of our motorcycle fucking club. We're also all out of money, and my man fucking Hellboy is furious at me for ruining his club or whatever his name was in the show. Clay. I prefer Hellboy. God, that show, it was good, but that suspension of disbelief just got ridiculous sometimes every time they made a plan and they showed up on their bikes it was like

have you gotten to the part where someone's loved one is burned alive that happens a few seasons ago oh my gosh that's what dude that was like a game of thrones moment in sons of arnica i didn't know what happened there are people spoiler free there are people in sons of anarchy that die that you didn't think were like eligible to die like this is a main character they'll probably pull through no there that doesn't save people in Sons of Anarchy. No. But early on, it is complete horse shit. Here's what I'll recommend to you. Anyone

who's considering Sons of Anarchy, literally skip the first five seasons. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. Skip the first four for sure. Whatever season they go to Ireland, that is shit too far. Skip the first four for sure. Whatever season they go to Ireland, that is shit.

Okay, well maybe start in four, but just watch some YouTube video. Search Sons of Anarchy seasons one through three summarized. Watch that shit. I promise you nothing happened. Nothing happened. It's completely

inconsequential, but once you get into the later seasons it's every season gets better as it goes and by better i mean shit gets real shit gets less silly and shit gets sad you know people start dying and things start happening to people that you just can't take back yeah yeah, Kyle's claim would be to start in season four. Season three is when they go to Ireland. Yeah, fuck that. So Joe's fight's coming up. I'm super pumped about that.

I've been watching videos on that kid he's fighting. I think he's going to fuck that kid up. Of course. I think Joe's striking is much better. I think his jits is probably better. This kid's like 24, 25 years old or something like that. He hasn't fought anybody quite like Joe. Joe's going to destroy this guy.

I was talking to Joe earlier. Joe said, I said, I'm looking forward to your fight big time. Break a leg. His. He says, I think I'll fuck this kid up. I've got his number for sure. That's funny that when you're, like, an actual professional fighter that you can just send a text like that. And, you know, like, that's kind of nice about being a professional fighter is, like, you know that any shit talk, like, not shit talking is a sunk cost.

It's like you may as well shit-talk because you will end up fighting anyway you know yeah like you may as well be cocky and arrogant because it's not like you can back out like at the end you're gonna have to fight may as well go into it but after the fight you always want to be humble and talk about how great the other guy was because you certainly don't want to diminish what you just did you don't want to get up there yeah look at this piece of shit i just beat up like a a fucking pussy. That was nothing for me. Nothing. Nothing. I didn't even try. That's the same reason that Trump

is Hillary for all of her public service, you know? He had to make it seem like it was a good, a clash of the titans instead of two crippled awful candidates kind of limping past each other, you know? Same thing. By the way, BJ Penn is fucked. Like, if there's if i get better

he doesn't and he's gonna find that out on the 15th um uh he's gonna find that out on the 15th unfortunately for him because i think he's a nice guy and i remember watching him i think maybe he coached on the uh ultimate fighter maybe it was him and jins pulver that's right and then they fought and uh and he destroyed Jens. That wasn't even much of a fight. I felt bad for Jens. He's 38. It's like, what's Jens even doing in there?

I feel like what we're about to see is what Penn did to Jens Pulver back on that show. He's going to fuck. I just remember him being maybe in a rear naked choke and bloodied and just looking like he shouldn't be there. And I fear that that's what's coming to BJ. Did you follow Jens' career after that? It got super sad. Who's Jens? All right, so his name is Jens, J-E-N-S, Jens Polder.

And he was a UFC champion, a pretty good one actually. But he was a champion before there was much money in it. Every fight he'd earn like 20 grand. Joe, actually, was one of the guys that really knocked him down for good. Joe's UFC debut, Jens Pulver was supposed to walk through Joe and get another title shot. Can I add to that? Go on. That's a thing that the UFC does,

and it's a thing that fighting sports do a lot. They set this rising guy up with a killer, or vice versa. If you've got a guy that you want to protect, you kind of feed him somebody. Jens Pulver was being fed Joe Lozon, and Joe fucked his world up, and then Joe bursts on the scene and jen and jen stock really declined yeah even though joe b jen's he ended up doing the ultimate fighter next and

then kind of got popular that way but anyway he already signed that i bet so um uh i talked to joe about it but uh um what was i gonna say oh jens didn't have money so he kept fighting and he got kicked out of the ufc and then he kept fighting and worked his way to smaller and smaller organizations and he just kept losing more and more and you know he's like getting himself in great shape and he just doesn't know why he can't win anymore and i don't know that he ever figures it out he just has a really rough slide of a career losing all the time and he's not like he's not doing the Bob Sapp thing where he just throws fights and gets money no all this time he's trying to

turn his career around and just can't I don't like is that what Bob Sapp does? let me tell you what Bob Sapp does I've watched a clip of him in Japan doing like Japanese fighting and he is so I can't believe... What is it? K-1 or something?

What is that called? It was like kickboxing or something. He does K-1, but he does more than that too. I'm sure he'll fight anywhere that'll have him and that'll pay him $5,000 to go out there and then lay down on the mat. He makes money. Maybe he does, but I bet if you told him

$5,000 to come fight at my local high school real quick, and yeah, just do your thing where you lay on the mat and cover your eyes, maybe he does but i bet if you told him five thousand dollars to come fight at my local high school real quick and yeah just do your thing where you lay on the mat and cover your eyes he'd show right the fuck up he's a multi-millionaire no he wouldn't bob says uh has his net worth is one million is he yeah i mean i saw apparently he made it like he made a million dollars he was doing like three things at once, fighting, endorsements, and something else. And all three of them had million-dollar profits in one year. Maybe acting was the other.

Yeah, but you know how those guys are with money. Dude, Bob Sapp, if you hear him interviewed, is a businessman who will just completely tell you, like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I start taking any damage, I'll just get out of the fight because if if i were damaged i wouldn't be able to fight again for the next six months whereas if i you know like you get a good hit on me fine tap what i heard him say was what i heard what i heard him say was like i'm not going to get hurt for that little amount of money i i was on i was under the impression that he was on the decline like i i watching a montage of most pathetic fighters or most embarrassing fighters or biggest embarrassments in MMA. I like those top ten lists because it'll be like freakiest fights or weirdest fights where there's like a big size disparity. I like the ones where there's um uh oh he's this little guy fighting

the gigantic black man and in the end the black man like gets on top of the little guy but the little guy is just punching him in the face until the guy taps from that it was crazy the guy weighed like 700 pounds oh the sumo wrestler

versus the like regular little guy who i don't think you could call him i don't think you could call this guy a sumo wrestler he was more like a six foot eight obese morbidly obese man who like had a hard time walking if you're talking about the one i'm talking about it was like one of those japanese exhibition matches where it was literally a giant sumo wrestler versus some kick boxing guy. And it was, did they not have fucking weight classes over there? What do you explain that to me? They have, um, no, they don't, they do have weight classes in pride, but they also have, I guess they're exhibition matches or there's a less flattering term they

use online for it. Freak shows. And, uh, I've just remembered it but um sometimes the freak shows were just like akibono went up against hoist crazy and that was pretty neat to see um akibono you probably know that name he's a sumo wrestler and hoist crazy was a brazilian jiu-jitsu guy and uh hoist just seemed smushed like he couldn't seem to pull anything off and because you can't triangle him your legs don't even wrap around this guy he's so massive and he couldn't seem to pull anything off and because you can't triangle him your legs don't even wrap around this guy he's so massive and he couldn't like take him down the way he wanted to and he was on the bottom and eventually he just built a bent akibono's wrist and he tapped from it and uh yeah that oh wow yeah he got it great those brazilians are like they mean about

their submission oh i'm not saying that's nothing. It's incredibly painful. And dangerous. He could have broke his wrist. But yeah, that's what he got on him. I don't know what the wrist crank is called, but yeah, that's what he hit him with. This guy that Joe's fighting,

I was watching all of his fights. I guess the toe hook is his signature move. I think he beat Diego, right? No, he lost to Diego. I think he's coming off a loss to Diego Sanchez. Who are you talking about, the other guy? We're talking about who Joe's about to fight. Joe just beat Diego, but the guy that Joe's about to fight next week lost to Diego.

The MMA math is in his favor. Yeah, Chiz and I were having this discussion. I was like, MMA math doesn't work, Chiz. You got to look a little deeper here. Look at Joe Striking. Although he pointed out Joe Striking looks better too. Have you seen the MMA math, like the longer equations? Oh, it's so great.

Do they get to a point where Chuck Norris is the champion of the world or something like that? Usually it's Fedor. Usually on one side is Fedor, and on the other side is anybody. And you'll get to like – there's a couple upsets that – I think GSP and Jens Pulver get you – like, okay, so Joe Lozon beat Jens Pulver. Jens Pulver beat BJ Penn.

BJ Penn will have beaten, like, I forget, somebody big, Machida, I forget who he beat. But you eventually work it out to the MMA math where Joe Lozon beats Fedor. Or, like, I know Demetrius Johnson, Mighty Mouse, that 125-pound guy, he beats Fedor. And, like, it goes all the way through. It's pretty cool.

I wonder if I can find... This guy, Marcin Helb, that Joe's fighting? through. It's pretty cool. I wonder if I can find... This guy Marcin Helb that Joe's fighting? Yes. That's who it is, right? The Polish guy? Yes. The Polish prodigy. He's only 24 and he's 22 and 5. That seems like

a lot of fights. Those are amateur fights, I think. I think his amateur record in Poland was like 24 and0 or something. Or maybe I read the 5 as an 0 or something like that. But he's got a lot of grappling titles. There were organizations that I didn't quite understand. But it sounded like he had a lot of titles from grappling competitions and stuff like that he has a black

he's a black belt in bjj and he's submitted just about everyone he's fought have you seen it so here lozan beat gomi gomi beat i don't know this guy azureto he beat anderson silva anderson silva beat dan handerson. Dan Henderson beat Fedor. Therefore the math works out. Joe beats Fedor. Like, well, we need to hook that fight up.

Fedor is not doing too good these days. He's anywhere. No. Well, okay. Let's do John Jones. Let's see if we can get Joe Lowe's on the beat. Um,

John Jones. You can, a lot of it's the same. to beat John Jones? He can. A lot of it's the same. It goes through Anderson Silva. Anderson Silva beat Rich Franklin. Rich Franklin beat Matt Hamill, right? And then Matt Hamill beat John Jones. Do you know the Matt Hamill-John Jones fight?

Yeah, so John Jones was beating the crap out of Matt Hamill. And then he just starts raining down and you hit him with an illegal elbow. He gets disqualified. I do know that. It's Jon Jones' only loss. What fucking horseshit? Yeah, yeah.

Was that her team? I don't know for sure. I want to say it was that Japanese. Mario Namasaki? Yeah, yeah, but I'm not sure. But anyway, I love this site. I got to say, I don't like Herb Dean. I don't like Herb Dean.

He calls bad fights. He was once regarded as the top of the food chain there. Now, who would you say is? John McCarthy? I think Big John keeps him safe, and I think he's big enough to do it. Big John's in there with a heavyweight. You get in there with a heavyweight who just took a real bad concussion and he's

fighting the ref and you see that at least one in every five events you'll see a guy fight the ref. And I don't mean of course getting up and throwing punches but he's his brain is trying to restart and there's so much muscle memory.

He's going to jujitsu on this guy. I've done that. Of course. I got choked out once and I've told this story before so quickly. I'm choked out. I'm out. Everything's dark.

But I'm still trying, you know? Like in my head, I'm like maybe I can still work my way out of this. And I go for the guy's leg and I'm trying to take him down again. And it wasn't until I saw that he was wearing a black belt, I realized that the guy who choked me out had left. The black belt had come in. He was breaking up our session. Because he saw, what I heard later, he said he saw my neck in like an oddly bent position.

And he stopped us. And I don't know the details of it but i started trying to take down the instructor because i got mixed up yeah her team seems like a cool guy i've seen him on joe i think it was joey diaz's podcast he seemed like a nice guy he fights i've seen his fight he lost in that fight because i think maybe he couldn't see out of his left eye or something like that but looked like a skilled fighter, certainly skilled to be a ref or whatever. But I've seen him call some fights poorly. I've seen him like, I like it when a ref,

when he sees that first eye poke, he's like, look, control your weapons. Control your weapons. You're responsible for your weapons. And if he sees that second one, it's a fucking point. It's a fucking point right then and there, and that's it. i like this new ref they've got who looks like gimley you know the guy with the crazy crazy long braided beard taylor it's i'm not exaggerating it is as big as gimley's beard it comes down to like his navel like with thick braids not some pussy ass like

white trash rat tail thing yeah like like this is dwarf trash yeah yes it's like a dark it's auburn too like it's like it's a dark auburn color like he's fucking legit i worry that somebody's gonna get a hold of one of those things though but no they probably won't no they probably will actually yeah yeah you call john jones on another 12 12 to 6 elbow he'll rip that fucker right the fuck off, I guarantee it. That was bullshit, that elbow call. I was like, and of course, he like, I won't say he flopped, but he was

like, oh my god! He did flop. He flopped, remember? When John Jones hit him with that 12-6 elbow, the guy acted like he'd been shot in the fucking head. The guy acted like he'd hit him with a pickaxe. He was like, ahhh! He was really playing it out. That sucks.

I mean, I don't know. If you get elbowed in the head by a professional fighter, you probably don't have to spice it up that much. Have you checked out this beard, Taylor? I linked it. This guy? Yeah, there's an autoplay video, so you'll have to go there.

This guy looks like he didn't get his cut of the gold from trying to get a skill out of all of them. It's like the refs burned the regular season. Bullshit. This is hilarious! This isn't embarrassing! What's he laughing at? The beard? What are you laughing at? I'm laughing at this link that Chiz just sent us. Chiz?

Oh, I was hoping that we were all... It's in the recording chat. I can't change chat. Let me read this. It's better if I read it because the images are useless. Okay, I'm in it now. Russian... Let me do it. Russian intelligence monitored Donald Trump

engaging in perverted sexual acts during his stay in luxury Moscow hotel, according to an unconfirmed report about And this is on the Daily News. Come on now, come on now. Said that during a 2013 trip to the Russian capital, Trump made a Russian prostitute, no, no, no, made Russian prostitutes, plural, defile a

bed where President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama had stayed on a previous occasion. He got some whores to piss on the bed where they had slept. Is that how you interpret defilement? Just like on the off chance that he hopes that

next time they visit, they stay in that room again. Yeah, you had them piss on the bed. Fine. Old Barry's gonna be smelling a lot of ammonia the next time he visits Mr. Putin. I promise you, he had him piss on the bed. Another allegation says that Trump had participated in sex parties in St. Petersburg, but that witnesses were bribed or coerced to disappear. The 35-page report, which said that the presidential suite of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in central

Moscow was bugged by the FSB intelligence agency, that's the KGB, also includes other accusations that Trump was coordinating with Russia. It says that Russian officials, with the approval of President Vladimir Putin, have been cultivating Trump for five years, and that he received intelligence information on political opponents from them. Those on Trump's team who allegedly were making contact with Russia included Paul Manafort, who formerly advised the

ousted pro-Kremlin president of Ukraine, and advisor Carter Page, a financier who invested in state-owned gas giant Gazprom, which is owned by Vladimir Putin. Yeah. I think they have sex on the bed.

Even if he doesn't say he owns it, he does. No, dude. No. How do you know? The defile is to take the chastity away from it. All right, let's see what Chiz says. No, I think he was probably meaning pee and poop on the bed. Let's see what Chiz says. Yeah, all right, so we got two votes for pee.

I got a votes for P. Chiz, what do you take from, quote, defile the bed? Yeah. See? Before I could do it, he put cash tag golden showers

before I could even do it. He said it's trending. So the whole world is taking it as piss because hashtag golden showers is trending on Twitter. Well, I guess the world disagrees. What did you think it was? I just filed a bid. I thought they had sex on it. He said that all the articles talking about him paying to be pissed on.

Paying to be pissed on? I'm not sure about his... People are saying he's the recipient, not the director. Yeah, I don't know. I kind of pictured him almost being like the director of a scene where he's getting off just on the fact that this is a bed being ruined. Vladdy, I'm going to need you to bring me two of your finest prostitutes.

And you're going to need to get the hell out of here. I'll say this. After reading all that, I found that very funny. All that's very funny. I would certainly hope that that isn't true only because I hope that no foreign country has

some sort of dirt like that on our leader. However, I couldn't give a shit less if he let them shit in his mouth, or if he had them piss on every single fucking hotel in his hotel in the hopes that someday an Obama relative would sleep in some prostitute piss. I just don't care. All I care about is how he rules the country. Yeah. As far as the leader thing, I don't care at all. When Rob

Ford, before the Toronto mayor died, if you find out that Donald Trump is addicted to crack, you're going to have to, which first of all, impossible. Look at his girth and how fat he is, how fat he's getting that is not a crackhead but if he was like addicted to heroin or something that'd be a real big concern but as far as like sex parties go if my politician is going to be a little wild i want them to do sex

parties as opposed to drug parties i i want sex drug parties i think for the next four years i linked an image it's uh it's Trump, one of his bad pictures. And it says, like, days since Trump was a national embarrassment, and it's zero. Kind of like a workplace accident, like, mocking sign. I think we're going to see that out of people who don't like Trump for the next four years. Just like, here he goes again. You know, he's arguing with Meryl Streep over Twitter. He's peeing in

the bed or whatever that is that trump does that embarrasses the nation like he's not even the president yet and people are so upset by everything he does like of course it's going to continue for four years like it's you know righteous indignation it's addicting i think there's a lot of feigned indignation i think there's a lot of people like oh heavens me did he did it is is the president lowering himself to discuss meryl streep oh wait didn't obama call kanye a jackass last year like come on like like it's i i try to i look at myself harshly and i'm like all right what do you know are you being hypocritical about this because i try not to be i'm sure everybody is at some point but uh it's like all right all right you know like but did obama have like semi scandals where he hired prostitutes and had them piss in the bed or piss on each other or piss on obama like that's it's buzzfeed so we don't know what to take of it

but um or to make of it but that's that's embarrassing stuff that's that's BuzzFeed, so you don't know what to take of it or to make of it. But that's embarrassing stuff. That's not what you want in your leader. It could be made up. It could easily be completely made up. I would wager that it's probably made up because so much of this shit is made up. I only read it because it was well-written and funny. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, there's some – I feel like to say Obama and Trump are equal on the embarrassing the nation thing is off target.

Obama was pretty classy. He kept himself together. He certainly wasn't hiring prostitutes and cheating on his many wives. He doesn't have five kids. It's open marriage. You say that, yet the first two wives left him for some reason. Because they got too old. Oh, you think

that's what it was? That's exactly... He's getting a new model every 15 years. That's what's going on. They're not leaving Donald because they've had enough. I've had too much of this billionaire lifestyle. It goes everywhere. It's so gaudy. No.

Those were gold-digging whores that he picked up every step of the way they just got too old and flabby he kicked him to the curb paid him how it yeah 200 million all right sure take it and fucking go and don't ever say a bad word about me and then he got himself a new one there's one story in trump tower there's one story in trump tower near the top not the top it's kind of like you know where the Khaleesi's whose calls have died have to live that's what it is it's just a whole room

of Donald's old used up women you know talking about you know the new one comes in oh Donald loves me he would never leave me in this room for too long oh my sweet child he's already forgotten you. You know, look here, his Twitter. He's eating KFC blissfully on his plane as we speak.

You know, oh, it can't be true. You know, like, but yeah, Donald, like he's an embarrassed. It's a different kind of embarrassment than Obama because he hasn't done anything like foreign policy yet. But like and but he does stuff that's over the top like silly that's like that's embarrassing if you especially if you don't like him but i mean obama was kind of an embarrassment as far as foreign policy everything he touched in the middle east was a disaster really the entire he inherited disaster and it's better than it was before i mean he overthrew the libyan government and it's better than it was before. I mean, he overthrew the Libyan government and it turned into a complete shit show after he called ISIS the JV team.

He has ruined everything that's been in the Middle East that he's touched. Libya, Syria, the Iran nuclear deal. The Iran nuclear deal is humiliating. It's the United States giving billions of dollars to a country that does not like us so that they can fund a weapons program and then Obama can go, well, you know, we know that they're not doing it.

You saw the people of Turkey try to rise up and overthrow a dictator. You saw the people of Turkey guess and get a tailored spin on it. But they're already there. Yes, of course they are. They have vested interests. They try and get uranium

plutonium all that shit all all the time like they want to be a nuclear power and obama's given them the ability to be a nuclear power like that's that's the trouble with that's why people really hate the iran deal because it was basically like you said before woody hey don't build any weapons here's a bunch of money to not do it what are you doing with that money oh we don't know we're not telling you what we're doing with that money it's ours now okay well you guys best behavior all right like that no that is embarrassing the ransom thing that was embarrassing yeah i but you are mischaracterizing the deal i mean there are inspections that go on they can go in there and make sure that no do you know how do you know how long we how much um notice we have to give them before an inspection can take place? No, I don't.

It sounds terrible, though. You got to guess. You got to guess. Okay. One month. It's one month. It's like 24 days. Good guess.

Well, I was using psychology, not knowledge. Based on Kyle's vibe. Yeah, because it's like 24 fucking days. Yeah, I guess it's like 24 fucking days. Dude, if I gave you 24 days to make it look like you and your family never lived in that house you live in, you could make it happen. You could make it happen, no problem. You could make it look like a black family lived there. What, are you just putting up pictures of a fake family all over his home right as he's leaving?

You put foods that you would never eat in there, like put tons of alcohol to throw them off the case, the trail. Collard greens. I don't know what the black people eat that I don't. Old scratch. Well, there's a lot of littering. It's just Kahlua.

Grape drink all over. Grape drink stains on the counter. Kool-Aid spilt all over the counter, and then they got a little water on it, so now the counter's kind of stained purple. That's not racist. But I don't know.

I'm just liking the idea of Woody completely pretending like someone else lived there. You really could do that, I bet. I bet that would take... In 24 days, yeah, I'm sure I could. Of course. What I'm getting at, though, is it just wasn't a cool deal. It seemed like what it feels like to me is Obama was like,

Iran will not be Obama's problem. Boom. Let me just fucking... He set the vase up on the pedestal. He could see it was wobbly, but he knew it wouldn't fall before he was out of the room. That's what it feels like to me. And now Trump is inheriting this thing. And we haven't seen anything out of Trump.

But if we can take anything from his rhetoric, he's going to do this with an iron fist. He's not going to fuck around. He's not going to be afraid of some air defense or a possible iranian icbm headed toward israel he's gonna talk to his fucking uh pentagon and they're gonna say we can protect israel and and he's never once gonna be like well is there any chance uh you know we deflect their nuke and it hits jordan or saudi He won't give a fuck. He's going to fuck them up. I would be very afraid of what Trump is going to do to Iran and North Korea

specifically. I don't know. Trump's skin is so thin that Meryl Streep gets under it. Wait till Kim Jong-un issues a death threat and says he'll shave Trump's head. That would be interesting.

I'd like to see him react to that. Because Kim Jong-un's talking some trash. Oh, if they were trying to get his attention. Who is it? Dwerte. Am I mixing Singapore with Donald Trump? Dwerte is on board with Trump, though. He welcomes a new relationship with Donald Trump the Great.

Dwerte. I wish a motherfucker would. I don't know which one it has to be. I'm telling you, it would be just like, I have this fantasy, and it almost feels like it came from a dream that it's so vivid in my mind of the inauguration because you know that the Bushes are coming to the inauguration, the Obamas are coming to the inauguration.

They're in the crowd right there in front of the man while he puts his hand on that Bible and says the words. And I just thought, I just have this vision of the crowds, of him giving his speech, and he's writing his own speech. So I would imagine it's not going to be very dissimilar to one of his rally speeches even. Maybe a little more conciliatory, but not much. That's his style.

I can just see the crowd suddenly chanting, lock her up, lock her up. And he just goes, officers, and she's just like a gas. She goes, what?

What? This isn't even a thing. No, we're just kidding. Right. And they just snatch her the fuck up like she's an ex-con or something and like reckless abandon,

ripping those big shoulder pads the fuck off and her hair's all arrayed. And they just drag, they're going so fast with her one on each arm that her little heels are just clicking behind her as they drag. Did you see her cabinet traces? She starts faking a seizure.

You ever see V for Vendetta when they black bag McCready and slap him in the face with that baton? That's what I'm talking about. And the crowd's just like, yeah! Drink the swamp! Drink the swamp! And then he starts looking around for someone else.

Who else wants to go in the van? And everybody's like, Trump! Trump! Trump! And that's like, Trump, Trump, Trump. And that's the dawn of a new era as they drag Chief Justice off one by one. At the end, he's like, real quick to our opponents, let's give everybody, give yourself a big round of applause if you worked at all at the Hillary campaign. Everybody, and like the smattering a little bit. It's like alright. That's fantastic Everybody who was on this side there all of my favorite new Secret Service fantastic You're gonna want to meet up with one of them and they're gonna

Send them out or something like that. Sniper fire just like Execute and you just 80 people drop fucking dead Weird fantasies execute and you just pew pew pew pew pew pew and like 80 people drop fucking dead. The sheriff sits down. Weird fantasies. I hope that he adopts a military uniform. I hope he brands

himself a five star fucking general and put... This is true what I'm about to tell you. He fancies himself to be a bit like General Patton. Now, General Patton believed in reincarnation. Patton believed that he had fought in Italy before. He believed he'd fought as a Roman soldier, as a Visigoth. He believed that he was reincarnated time and time

again to fight a great battle. Donald Trump has mentioned General Patton more than he's mentioned America. Like, he talks about it all the fucking time. I think, and I've heard rumors, that he thinks he is the reincarnation of fucking Patton. He looks like him, too. Put him side by side. He was born before Patton died.

Look, that's not how reincarnation works, Taylor, okay? I thought it was, too. No, you're both wrong. I thought I had to be dead. Donald Trump knows how this works, trust me. He's the first person to reincarnate. You're going to argue with him, a real winner?

He's an idiot. I'm smarter than Trump. He's the first person to preemptively reincarnate someone. He's a great guy. I just decided I wanted to be him. There's some seven-year-old running around and pat and spirit is like get the fuck out of here i want this one exactly what happened he was visiting patton's grave site some words were spoken by a witch woman and into him came the soul of patton

and that's what we have here no but i think he like he definitely patterns himself after that guy i i think he's gonna kill some people think he's going to drop some bombs on some shit. One year difference. Donald Trump was born in 1946 and Patton died in 1945. So as though that's the secret key. Like, oh, well, now we don't know.

Like, who can possibly indicate it? Indicate it? Not only vindicated, but it's pretty fucking close. close i mean it would take a brilliant strategist to wait a whole year for a child born to very rich connected parents right then he didn't just jump in some random trailer park baby no he's like i'm gonna wait for the trumps to have a kid i'm gonna be that kid let's just bide your time good move patten

it's a great move president pat now look if you see donald trump with a pearl handled pistol some some of those cuffy things on his shoulder pads and a fucking helmet, it's fucking go time. We are taking Mexico by storm. I can't wait till he gets to the bottom of this. You're going to be all on board for this wall when you reach your hand over into a puddle of goo that just a moment ago was your best friend's face. That's not guacamole. I don't think so.

So lately it's been all over the news about trump mocking that reporter right and and now trump is denying that he ever mocked the reporter but he did right he clearly did i don't think we need to argue about that he's like you should see this guy and he starts mocking him what was wrong with him the reporter yeah because i feel like it matters oh he has some sort of like chronic thing that makes his hands curl up and there's like no muscle in the hand like a t-rex yeah and it's always the rex yeah right so uh um anyway trump was saying he didn't like this guy because this guy apparently didn't support his claims that thousands of people were celebrating in new jersey when 9-11 dropped and uh he's like you should see

this guy and he starts doing that and it's been in and trump is like nope never did it that wasn't me i wasn't mocking him i think what you don't find that indefensible it's not mocking his disability he was mocking that the guy couldn't get his question out but we all saw it he was mocking the disability and he said you should see this guy right that was the preface to it you should see this guy right yeah oh you're not mocking his disability fuck off dude you mocked his disability and i just i'm like oh i wonder how his defenders defend the indefensible i think that most people kind of realize that you can't i mean i'm not donald Trump so I don't have to defend everything he does we mock a disabled

person every week we do so much worse than that so much worse oh we do are you shitting me we're on our podcast we definitely make fun of people pretty brutally I think I just would get a disabled person that I think I mean I don't keep a list

or anything I think we've probably made fun of disabled people we'll bring it up next show yeah yeah you're right although there's a difference between a podcast and a presidential candidate none of us are running for office so obviously it's not a good comparison there

yeah Donald Trump has more baggage than you do, motherfucker. Do you think you're... Look, look, it's a... Yeah, you ever grab anybody by the pussy who didn't want it? Oh, listen, I have to put the caveat on it.

Although, neither did he, though. You know, that's the media getting inside my head. Donald Trump never grabbed any pussy that didn't want it either. That's not the thing. He was saying... He even said, they let you, which implies consent. They let you or you can get away with it.

No, he said they let you. I guarantee each of us has grabbed a pussy knowing before we grabbed it that they wanted it grabbed. And after it was grabbed, they were happy it was grabbed. And I feel like that is perhaps what he was describing. That's kind of just not... Like, yeah, that's kind of what i think he was describing but he was doing it in a braggadocious i'm really badass way like just sure well i mean it was just a private conversation with him and billy fucking bush like god knows

what i'd say to billy bush like i might spin a fucking yarn too billy bush that guy got hosed in all of this that That guy lost millions. He had like a show deal. He was going to get some show, and he lost his fucking job, and Donald became the president of the goddamn planet. Country, yeah. Oh, that's so funny that the one person that hurt badly was Billy Bush. And, you know, Clinton.

I mean, she looks like Darth Maul, like, fucking took part of her life. I don't even wait. When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. When you're a star, they let you do it. Meaning that he's not going around.

Like, saying they let you do it. He didn't say, when you're a star, sometimes you gotta fight them a little bit to make them take it. He was like, they just allow it. It's nuts. They let you do it you can do anything grab him by the pussy you can do anything that's the quote it doesn't really sound like consent though it doesn't sound like rape either he didn't say yeah he didn't say i wouldn't call it rape that's not a cosby fucking situation where he's whooping whooping whoo have

a drink of this like like none of that happened you know cause it's it's he's look i i think he's a bad guy perhaps an immoral not bad i think he's an immoral guy all right his morals are less are are much lower than what we would all consider um you know where they should be the line before grab him by the pussy is i did try and fuck her and she was married. Right? Immoral. Yes, immoral. And look, I'll be honest,

I'm okay with immorality. I don't like illegality. That's the line that we draw in our society. Be as immoral as you want. That's your freedom. That's your right. You will be judged for it, but don't break that's your right you will be judged for it but don't break any laws or you really be judged for it like he can fuck somebody else's wife if he wants to maybe the other guy wanted his wife fucked there's just not enough information here

you know what i mean typically that's not a positive there's a whole porn category for those guys i know but if you're like playing the percentages you know placing your bet do you think random guy wants his wife fucked or not by donald trump right maybe he's pulling some indecent proposal numbers you know maybe he's doing that probably not i don't think that's the thing like i think the odds are trump's just a man whore who hits everything he can yeah I mean why wouldn't you he's worth an undeterminable amount of money but lots

yeah yeah but who cares how much money he's got because he's the president of the fucking United States he's just got unlimited power virtually especially with the Republicans do you want power or money power always power when you get money it's power Do you want power or money? Power, always power. Yeah, I get money with power.

When you got power, you take the money. The money is immaterial. You can turn someone else's money into ash. You can tell them their money's no good anymore, that my money's what's good. You want some? Well, the exchange rate fucking sucks. Power is what you want.

Once you've got power, you control them. But the thing about power is that's a job right you have power you have responsibility even what kind of power are we talking about because i'm talking about global dictator power president or whatever like or secretary of state like when hillary converted her power into money because she's a scum bag but uh when she did that at least there was there was work involved she had to put on some pretense of foundation and aid and you know it's not easy to not build hotels okay well i misunderstood whatever the fuck she was doing i wouldn't trade i wouldn't trade hillary clinton level power money hillary clinton's not powerful enough to

trade for a large amount of money i need to to be more powerful than any, not to me, I need for the person who I'm becoming to be more powerful than any person that there is. Like, for it not to be worth it. Because the president's only president for four years. Eight if you're lucky. Money lasts forever. I need to be Galactic Emperor,

motherfucker. I need to be Kyle of Earth. Kyle of Earth. These numbers are from my foggy memory. Notoriously bullshit. motherfucker i need to be kyle of earth so you know everyone needs kyle of earth these numbers are from my foggy memory you know notoriously bullshit but the clintons left the white house with less than zero dollars right they were broke uh they had legal debts they were they were in debt right and then they somehow turned bill's ex-presidency hill Hillary's senatorship and Secretary of State into about a hundred and ten or a hundred and twenty five million dollars right Bill Gates donated 20 times that much the charity to me 120 million dollars is

enough to fuck off for the rest of your life to fuck off but not to fuck on so they want to do you want to influence things you want to do. You want to influence things. You want to change stuff. You want to make little games of the world because you're going to be bored as fuck when you've got that much money. And the new toys are people. You're going to start manipulating people

and people won't be enough. You'll have to start manipulating communities and that won't be enough. And then it'll be countries. You'll want to see if you can make country A a little more mad at country B and break them up a little bit. You'll want stuff i don't think you become a trillionaire i think that's what i want to do a hundred times that right make it 1400 acres and then do whatever

the fuck i want but that's yeah that's i would do that too but they're not like if you're that far into politics you're kind of a power hungry person already like they made so much money in haiti when trump won there's like pictures of haitians being like yeah not even like go trump just like fuck the klyde guards because the haitians were told during that catastrophe like hey you know lots of money coming to help and they're like is it coming anytime soon because we're buried under rubble and dying. Oh, it is on the way. On the way. I promise. The boat left.

You know, like, no, nothing happened. Those people are not happy with the Clinton family. I've heard that, yeah. But, yeah, so you would take the money too, Taylor. It sounded like you said. I'd take the money and just enjoy the rest of my life. Yeah. How much?

And, look, the amount of money that i'm referring to is you know 100 billion dollars or something of that nature you know i'm not talking about 50 million a hundred billion so that you can do some shit with 100 billion you can really do you can fund a space program you know what i mean like you can you can You can make your own space program. You can colonize the fucking seafloor or something. You can be the next... You can make your name a name like Edison

or Einstein that'll go down in history. You can become a Galileo. You can become a Leonardo da Vinci. You can be the guy if you've got that kind of money. No, that's a total waste of time. What I would do is I would purchase every NHL team and I would trade all

my favorite players to the Blues. And they'd still lose. And if they still lost, I would globally dissolve hockey. It is no longer a sport. I'm sorry. All-star teams can't beat championship teams. We know this. They'd still lose this that's what it would be i'd

bring in like like the carolina hurricanes would have the land no man shall glide upon if we can't win and no one can play like you're like lopping people's feet off or ice skating like that's the punishment everybody would hate me i'd be the worst commissioner ever be like god damn it being an la kings fans no fun anymore since he imposed that all of our players have to be mexican you know we have no chance like none of these people play hockey now i'd like to like advance some sort of crazy like science experiments that like require global uh you know um um cooperation or something like maybe we could make one of those giant focusing mirrors but make it as big as like the outback of australia and and use it as some

kind i don't know what we'll do with it i don't know but maybe the aliens come we'll point it at them that fuck them right up right people in the middle and burn them like ants with a magnifying glass you don't need one that big like if you had a if you had one of those domes the size of australia i think you might destroy the moon. That would be really fucking powerful. That'd be a fun thing to do with $100 billion. Try and destroy the moon.

That would destroy the world too, you know, because the tides would stop. It would stop oxygenating the oceans. All the sea life would die. The dead sea life creates carbon dioxide and much more importantly, methane gas is like 20 or 30 times more uh uh ozone blocking than than co2 is we go into a fucking winter we all die then it's just raining acid you need the moon i destroy maybe like maybe half the moon

not the whole thing you know where the moon came from? Yeah, it was... They suspect that something collided into the Earth, into the U.S., into the Earth. It was a molten rock. And then the molten rock in the mantle kind of went out and then congealed on its own. There's this computer simulation that shows it. And just imagine my fit, you know, this is the... Like, this this is the earth

and this other object hit the earth. And when they did the earth and that object sort of liquefied and did sort of this dance where they spun until two separate molten parts sort of separated apart and one was the moon and it began to rotate the

earth. That's why they share so many commonalities in their makeup did you read about that recently no i saw that a long time ago i know exactly the gift you're talking about it got a lot of um attention on reddit recently that there's a new theory on how the moon got there and the core difference if i remember this i barely cared the core difference was that it was like multiple hits like the earth had gotten broken off several times the way they showed it like in the simulation was that like they didn't just immediately make the moon and the earth that there was all kinds of little like there was lots of rocks that were colliding with both the earth they had to coalesce and that and and for them both to coalesce took a

long time and there were thousands you know who knows how many impacts but many many impacts because there was bits of shit everywhere from that huge collision here is the moon formed from 20 little moonlets new theory suggests it's not really my area of expertise but that's yeah oh me and Neil deGrasse Tyson tight He shared this with me last night. Yes, so your theory is from the 70s, which doesn't make it wrong. It just means it's the original one. There's a problem with that scenario.

Chemical analysis of moon rock brought back shows it's nearly identical to that of the Earth. Anyway, they say now that there were 20 little moonlets that created it, and they synced up. That doesn't matter. It's kind of a stupid little add-on, but I remember the other day they found a little chunk of the moon in Antarctica, and they were basically explaining how the universe can sort of seed itself from meteorite impacts. So a meteorite hit the moon and blew off a chunk of moon that made it to the earth and landed in it and Antarctica. Um, and then I got into the Joe

Rogan experience and he starts explaining how mushrooms are somewhere between an animal and a plant and their spores can live in space. And it's highly possible that they traveled here from another planet because something about their genet their their genome of a of a mushroom has has this thing that nothing else on the planet has some like fourth little piece i didn't follow but it it was it was bizarre and then he starts talking about going into the sensory deprivation tank um and going back to a time when he was in a jungle with other native peoples. And he was thinking in their native language. And it lasted for like a minute. And then he was back.

Whenever Joe goes off the wall like that, I don't know enough to say he's wrong. Me either. And I want to believe. I want to believe. And I think this is something that all agnostics slash atheists slash smart people, whatever you want to call us, think. And this is a little bit of what Joe had said earlier. There is no God. So maybe if there's something else out there, that could be our God. Maybe there's something inside of us, or there's some energy, or maybe there's aliens, and that can be the daddy, as he referred to it, the one who comes and looks and says, look, this war, this pestilence, this greed, this is the wrong way. Here, everything is now plentiful. Now pursue this, pursue that, become great, that sort of mindset.

But what they do in those sensory deprivation tanks i'm sure you know is you're in a pod lying down in a very salty solution of water that's buoyant enough or you're buoyant enough in that concentrated salt water that you float very easily there is zero noise they're filtering the air so like i guess if you fart it's looking filtered right out um they're filtering the air and they lock you in there and not you can get out you're not locked that's bad phrasing but they put you in there the darkness with no sound no sight and because you're floating in salt water you can't feel anything either and they're usually under the influence of a psychotropic whether that's edible marijuana or that's acid um and they go on these common because that's the aspect of it that i didn't know

anything about what do you mean like i just just oh that they do never heard that from anyone but the combination of the two is that no one else mentions it? Okay, so I don't know. So most of my knowledge about these sensory deprivation tanks revolves around the use of LSD and the experiments that were done with that by the CIA back in the 60s or 70s. That's what Stranger Things is partially based on. Recall, do you remember Stranger Things when they're putting Eleven, the little girl, in that water tank that's what that is you know they're they're sending her into a sensory

deprivation tank um so that she can go to like the the upside down world or whatever they they did that for real i don't think anybody went to an upside down world or anything but using lsd and turning off all their senses they were able to open parts of their brain that normally wouldn't open, or at least that was the idea. I don't know what people—I didn't even know there were places that you could go that had that service to get into a tank until I heard Joe Rogan talk about it. But yeah, I think a common thing is to get stoned maybe on weed or do an edible or maybe do acid which you know it's acids legal illegal acid and LSD are the same thing by the way and go on a trip and I would be fascinated by that because I would first like to go in the tank 100% sober but if there were some like doctor prescribed spirit journey i could go on

man that's appealing like i i'm i'm used to living here on this regular three-dimensional earth if if there's a tiny tiny tiny chance that there's something other than this stupid fucking 3d earth that we're stuck in for the next 70 or 80 years then i'd really like to check it check that out man, this stupid fucking 3D Earth that we're stuck in for the next 70 or 80 years, then I'd really like to check that out. Do a quick Google search. It looks like most people don't use drugs, but that's like three pages I saw.

I don't know what the scoop is or not, but they basically described it as a hallucinogenic trip without the hallucinogens. I saw a couple places call it that. So just a trip. I guess. Yeah. But whatever. Kyle could still be right.

I think it's a combination of both. But what the CIA did was use LSD. Can we call a show there on lsd sensory deprivation tanks lsd scares me i've never used lsd i know that there's a possibility of a bad trip and that you want to have like a tour guide and i just feel like if you would have put me in a sensory deprivation tank and lsd that's not what you would start with i think it's baby steps and stuff like that and i think if you were going to start with psychotropics you'd start with mushrooms oh okay well there it is there's your painkiller nearly advice for the day there you go

that's very good drug advice just try them all see what you find