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play oh that was like instant it's different than the windows um painkiller nearly episode 140
here we go um yeah here we go so so you said that you weren't caught off on this guy from
cleveland ohio that went on the that shot the guy so so what happened was this um he he goes
on facebook live and he's holding his phone with the front-facing camera on.
So you see his steering wheel and the hood of his car, and he's like, I'm about to murder this guy.
I just found me somebody to murder.
And he gets out of his car.
He's parked on the side of a paved road.
He gets out of his car, walks across that road to the other sidewalk, and there's a 74-year-old black man walking down the road with like a grocery bag like a
plastic bag and he's like say and then he says a woman's name that's indiscernible i don't know
what it is like rebecca say rebecca and he's like what he's like why he's like because that's whose
fault it is that this is happening to you right now and he pulls a glock and points at his head
and the guy said right puts his hands in the and he says, I don't know nobody named that.
And he shoots him in the head point blank,
and the guy falls to the ground dead,
blood all over the sidewalk.
And he goes, yeah, that motherfucker's dead.
And then he walks back to the car, and that's it.
I didn't watch it yet,
because I saw Chiz Lincoln a few days ago,
and the Blues had literally just won game three, and it was three to nothing.
And Chiz sends me, 45 seconds later, a link, and he says, some guy just murdered some poor elderly guy for no reason.
Here's a full video of it.
And I was like, oh, you are, no, no, no, no, no, not tonight.
Having said that, that's what the
blues are doing to Minnesota so murdering them in the street like for some reason like I never
dwell on those internet videos too much but there was something about that like I think it was the
fact that I saw the victim's face before the video had been linked you know or yeah like when i looked into it as it
was linked and i saw his face it was almost like ah that's so much more humanizing now and you saw
the pictures of his family like so sad happened on fucking easter like it's that's horrible i'm
so glad that piece of shit killed himself yeah so here's the next part of the story so that guy
like i think he posted some more stuff on facebook and and he's doing this because, I don't know, a girl broke up with him or something of that nature.
It seemed to be all because of a girl.
But on Facebook he said that he killed like another 12 or 15 people and gave locations for where he killed them.
And they said they were looking into that, but they didn't know if that was a real thing or not.
And then today I guess he was at a McDonald's and ordering some chicken nuggets and fries, and the cashier recognizes him and goes and calls the state police and tells the owner of the McDonald's.
And he goes to the window and tells this guy that he has to wait for his fries, and the guy refuses to wait for the fries.
He just takes his nuggets and and
and and drives away but the cops are already there at that point so the cops started chasing him down
the highway and he shot himself in the head um so he's i didn't know the mcnuggets storyline there
yeah yeah i'm glad he didn't even get to eat his mcnuggets do you think he was frantically
wolfing them down they said a short police chase.
I guarantee if you look in that car, you'll find a Glock, one uneaten nugget, and some empty sweet and sour sauce packets.
That's it.
Blood and sweet and sour all over the window.
Look at that guy.
He definitely didn't leave a lot of nuggets uneaten. He ate those nuggets.
You know he ate those nuggets.
And he drank that Coke.
You know he was driving like,
God damn, why did I get diet?
Drinking the soda down.
This was all or nothing.
Should have got a Sprite.
You watched the full video, right?
You didn't just read a recap?
Yeah.
What was your impression of the way he was talking?
Were you just like, okay, I can tell immediately he's a sociopath right? You didn't just read a recap. What was your impression of the way he was talking? Like,
was it, were you just like, okay, I can tell immediately he's a sociopath because I saw people talking about the way- Yeah, super comic selected. He seemed very unaffected before and
after he did it. He seemed very cold. But, you know, he was just like, I'm going to murder that
guy right there or something to that effect. You know, I'm going to murder that guy right there or something to that effect.
I'm going to murder that guy or I just found me a guy to murder or I'm going to murder this dude.
And then he goes – as he's getting out of the car, laboring to get his fat ass up, you hear him kind of like – he's just calm and collected.
He's not – his voice isn't quavering.
It's not shaking.
And he just murders this guy.
And then he's just like, yeah, that guy's dead.
He's like, this is your fault or something like that and just strolls back to his car.
Yeah, it really affected me too.
Is there any – like I know that people – or he said maybe that he like, oh, I killed 13 or 12 people or something like that.
Is there any evidence of that yet or is it just like all they've
said is that they're looking into that or investigating his claims to that because i
think he gave like he was like yeah i shot a guy on like you know smith street and then i shot an
old lady on bridge street and i think he said some shit like that and so looking into it but
i don't know we know we all i know for sure is he shot that poor old guy yeah the guy had mr dinner in his bag that's what it was it was leftover from easter dinner
how fucked how fucked that is so fucked
it makes you think like because that old guy he was making like the healthy decision that day
like walking home he wasn't driving he
probably just had a good time with his family you know like he was enjoying
probably still had the fun thoughts of that his family still thinking like I'm
glad grandpa came by that was fun yeah and then just for no reason at all this
cunt murders him like it's it's the worst kind of like their random violence is so much more infuriating
yeah because there's no way to make it make sense like there's no reason for it like that
today that dude could have had you know 15 more easters or whatever how do you safeguard yourself
from like from that you know like you can be like oh yeah i've got my my gas mask and and i've got
my bunker downstairs and i got my shotgun if they try to come through the front door.
But what do you do when some maniac just wants to murder another human being and is just out there with a handgun?
There's nothing to do for that.
I think that's part of why it's so awful to watch.
That's why terrorism is so effective.
Now, you can feel better about the statistics
You're more likely to get hit by lightning
I read that on the internet
So it's good
Especially if you're flying in Florida
But if you're walking
A crosswalk
Or if you're at a gathering of people
And the new thing is just to mow them down with a van
Like
It's just random Death dealing and that's why people hate terrorism
so much because they didn't make a mistake they didn't go down the wrong alley they just
went to work they were just living their lives yeah the thing that i've been watching the west
wing and one of the things that that that dates it much, that makes it seem so dated, is the lack of security and how lax security is.
There's a part where, like, I don't know, some lobbyist woman is dating a senator, and she's unhappy that he is going to vote a certain way.
She drives her car up onto a sidewalk aggressively and jumps out and storms over to him and cusses him out while Secret Service is around and literally drives up onto the sidewalk perpendicularly. She's not parallel to the sidewalk. She drives over the sidewalk, and the senator's like, I think you messed up your suspension.
That happens today, and they have all emptied their weapons into that windshield and
reloaded at least once at least once it has it already has happened they gunned that woman down
in dc when she drove over that uh that barrier whatever like so so whenever i see the security
situation it's like yeah that's so you even conservative but when you watched what something about west wing they put the democratic
idea democrat ideals i should say um eloquently it's convincing sort of does that happen to you
at all i mean i obviously look you and i are on the same page on guns so when i hear them talk
about the the lunacy and the craziness of weapons i think they're just assholes but
there are other things like environmental things and such,
that they cover on the show, privacy,
that make me feel like, you know, they're just right on this.
Does that happen to you?
There's one scene where the, I don't know what the guy's title is,
but he's going a little bald and his hair's curly
and he's kind of a weasel face guy.
Josh Osgood Rosenthal or something.
And he's talking to his blonde assistant about tax breaks because there was a surplus that year,
like, I don't know, $50 billion surplus or something outrageous.
And she's like, why don't you give that money back?
That's our money.
And he's like, no, no, no.
We know how to spend it better than you do, though.
He goes, what would you spend it on? She's like, a DVD player. He's like no no we know how to spend it better than you don't do though what he goes he goes what would you spend it on she's like a dvd player he's like ha see there you go he's like
we're gonna spend it on this and that and i was like god i wish somebody i wish you died when they
shot you like like and she even comes back with what about the people who make the dvd players
and he's just like ha no no no, no, no, social programs.
We'll spend it better than you ever could.
He's like, it'll end up just going to the guys who, the bigwigs who own the DVD factories.
Like, they'll get all the money, see?
And it's just, there's a real, like, commie kind of New York Jew-y vibe sometimes to the show.
See, I'm with you on that issue.
Same team. You know, it's funny.
We support different
candidates, but we mostly line up on the same
ideals. And
I just wish they had a different...
God damn it, they ruined it.
They ruined my point.
I don't know what else to say. They would have never watched
West Wing before. Oh, no?
They do okay. Sometimes the way
that they side on an
issue i'm like yeah i'm with this guy i i like this liberal president and that he's there to
do the really righteous thing that maybe no one else would do uh sheen uh martin sheen um and uh
and several more people you'd recognize and lots of like who played young blood i don't know what young blood is
taylor will it's a hockey movie um young young blood i haven't seen that oh he's real good
looking he's also in parks and recs he says literally rob low yeah yeah rob low's in it
for a while yeah you got rob low in there um there's a lot of people he looks way different on this wow i guess this is 1986 jeez i thought maybe you'd see it because it was hot and the reparations
came up one episode they're uh they're like they're they're putting this like they're uh
there's this black guy that they're putting up into like a position of power i don't recall what
it was and uh and then they discovered that he had
written some blurb on the dust cover of a book that's about reparations. And he starts,
this black guy and one of the White House staff are having this conversation, and he
literally says, he's like, my people are owed $1.7 trillion. And in the end of it, he's like, yeah, I guess we kind of are.
How do you want it?
And he's like, well, we can't pay cash.
And he's like, well, maybe through affirmative action and scholarships,
we could give your people their $1.7 trillion back.
And it's just very upsetting when they go that far to the left
that they can't where they just make things up it's a little racist to put this argument forward
but you know hey that's what i'm here for um people have made solid economic arguments about
how much better off the black people are here than they would have been in africa now who knows how
that lays out but if you just
take an average income in America
or even an average income of a black guy
in America and compare it to someone
in Nigeria, they'd probably stack
up really well.
Not probably.
Absolutely.
Yeah, if you take an average
American up against an average Nigerian,
an average American has so much more.
Yeah, or whatever they came from.
I think it was mostly the west coast of Africa,
so that's not exactly good stuff.
Yeah, well, I don't know enough about that issue to take a side on it per se.
That does not stop us here on PKA.
You ought to call the west wing the left wing.
It kind of is the West Wing.
Yeah, good point.
Maybe that's why they did that.
But I do like the show, and I am going to keep watching.
I don't know.
I'm like two seasons and 11 episodes in.
I found it interesting when the Syrians in the show shoot down an American plane with like 58 Americans on board and kill them all.
One of them is the president's buddy, and they're coming up with a proportional response and the generals are like yeah we'll
blow up this air base or whatever the fuck you know oh these uh radar towers are gonna blow up
these radar towers and he's like i don't want a proportional response i want an unproportional
response i want you know i want i want the world to know that when we open, we're going to overreact. How do you end the response? Disproportionately so.
It was too much, people will say.
The whole thing was
bullshit to make their left
wing point. They had Martin Sheen puff his
chest out and become like a chicken hawk
wanting to kill some people, and then the
general comes back with, I found your target, sir.
We'll blow up their main airport.
Of course, the civilian casualties
Oh no.
These
satellites in and out to the country will be crippled
in the region, and the world will look at us
as warmongers. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Isn't there a middle ground between
attacking their main civilian airport
and shooting down some radar towers
that they've already, like...
Do you think the writers of that show were talking amongst themselves? themselves like do you think this is a reasonable point from both sides can a
conservative in here raise their hand oh that's no one okay all right like no of course not like
they just wrote it and then that was it but i see what you mean like i'm just looking at the cover
here and regardless of any political bias this looks boring as shit like i i this does not like
i'm gonna wait for house of cards and that's gonna be my
political show it is not as fun as house of cards i will definitely say that um i watched
recently it's a good show yeah i'm pretty current on that i watched a bunch of it recently i like
it when they get into election season specifically so um his second term runs out and a different guy goes for election.
And I don't know how true it is, but you see like the relationship.
Wait, West Wing right now?
West Wing, yeah, yeah.
So you see the relationship between the president, who is Martin Sheen, and the candidates that are running and like where he stands.
And of course, he's always noble and perfect.
And the candidates trying to like balance their okay well one guy's in the reserves
right and he's been showing up to the reserves as is convenient for him for like six years
and he's trying to decide whether or not he should show up while he's campaigning
dressed in full uniform with a photo op and uh you know he's like this might help me this might hurt me because it's
kind of a ploy and uh you know he it's not like he didn't do it he did do it it's just that
he would miss it at times it was inconvenient for him because he was like a senator and he could
so uh it was fun to watch the kind of decisions that go into how small time he was at the very beginning of his campaign
like it's how i imagine a guy like um barry the fuck is it bernie thank you i'm gonna call him
barry sanders from uh you know he's played football for the lights and uh i imagine when
bernie sanders started he had no real crowds you know he was speaking to 10 people at a time i've seen it yeah like when he
announces he announced his campaign um he's like it looks like he's in a backyard wedding um with
that and he's not a popular guy um he's standing there like like three folding chairs and a mic
and uh there were literally seven people there to watch, something like that. How many success—
There wasn't a lot of flash photography.
There wasn't that big cornucopia of microphones in front of him sticking out in every direction from every—none of that.
He was just in a backyard somewhere announcing to a handful of people that he was going to run for president.
I'm just thinking—
Speaking of TV shows that you guys watched i'm watching
walking dead now so i can participate and be in with it i'm season two episode 13 i started
watching how many seasons are there eight seven seven okay so i started watching it seven years
ago and got through the first season and part of the second when they were at that farm until I was just like I can't I don't care anymore about what they're doing on this farm and so I
stopped I guess six years ago and I just got through the farm part again I
remember why I stopped watching the show holy shit it took forever and nothing
happened and the only guy my favorite character crossbow man I forget his name and Darryl and Darryl
and Shane were my two guys that I liked because everybody else was just going
emotionally like Rick is mr. fucking indecisive masquerading around as brave
decision-maker guy and he's like well we need to you know we need to keep
pretend we need to keep pretending that Carl and all of us are looking in the woods for this little girl that we know is dead.
I did the accent like that because that's about his level of consistency.
He is all over the goddamn place with that southern accent.
And I don't know how many vowels he thinks is in quarrel, but it's one.
So the thing is,
season two
is the worst season.
Like,
whenever they rank
the seasons
best to worst,
et cetera,
the one consistent thing,
worst,
season two.
You know,
Kyle and I,
I didn't like
the latest season.
Kyle liked it more,
maybe because he
binge watched it
and, you know,
it moved along
quickly for him.
But,
everyone unanimously
agrees season two sucks and they never do another one that slow again well then good because i'm
almost out of the woods here but i felt like i was by myself watching this show like as far as
positions for what characters people like because shane would go around and then like execute six
zombies that were clearly a problem
and people would like be talking and whispering in the fucking dining room of this little cottage
being like Shane's starting to scare everyone Rick he's freaking everybody out Rick and nobody
had the fucking balls to go this needs to be done we needane we need someone who goes that little girl is dead and if we keep
traipsing around in the woods like little red riding hood more little girls are gonna die
is that what you want hey learn how to shoot dad no no this isn't a debate you little fuck
up in the attic with you this is season three or four they start like poking zombies in the eyeball
through a chain link fence
with as much care as you would have
maybe pulling weeds in a garden.
They're just fucking chop, chop,
chop, chop, don't give fucks.
That's what they should have been doing
and Shane was the only one who was on point.
The real problem
with Shane is he needed someone
to do better PR for him.
I was telling Kyle and Chiz earlier today
or maybe yesterday that if I had been there to just help him out like to stand next to him he's
like we need to get rid of all these zombies I'm gonna murder them all I'd be like what he means
to say everyone is that there's a supreme threat right on our borders here and it's absolutely
remiss to allow any more time to pass before it's addressed and they'd be like oh my god you know that's compelling okay yeah i understand what that
means and then you'd be like all right everybody follow shane's lead shane if you would do your
best to be quiet throughout all of it do what you will you know this is a tenuous relationship
we're doing here and then and then they acted like he was crazy when they found out that that
old fuck had a barn full of zombies that he was keeping on a lark
and they're all like oh this is so disrespectful of you shane to open that and then to force him
to watch his wife and this girl die and it's like no he just saved all of your lives yeah like i i'm
blown away yeah that's i hate that That part in the first act where everybody's looking at the gravity of the situation,
and we all need to get up to speed to hardcore mode, to killing mode, or whatever's required to win.
In The Walking Dead, it is a process for characters to get into that mode.
it is a process for characters to get into that mode and one of the key components of the show is that by seasons four five six and seven there are fewer and fewer of the kinds of people
who exhibit those annoying kind of qualities who are like oh no that's still aunt billy
by the time you get to season five if you see aunt billy as a zombie you fuck her uncle maybe it is aunt billy
hey you know these days you see aunt billy you fucking you know you take him out
her she prefers to be called her i i think i don't know i'm really confused
no he's a zombie now no sex uh blonde girl blonde girl causes a lot of problems like when she just
almost killed crossbow Guy.
I was not happy about that one bit.
Andrea. Andrea.
If Crossbow Guy had, Daryl, had stood back up, I wouldn't be this far on the show.
I would have been like, fuck it. No. No.
Yeah. If she wasted Daryl right then and there, I would have probably checked out too.
She is shit. She is the out too. She is shit.
She is the worst character.
She's terrible.
Michonne is going to exhibit most of her comic book qualities for the show and be the cool chick.
Andrea, Andrea, whatever, is awesome.
She is by far the best chick in the comics.
In the show, I think she was just miscast this
woman is unlikable if she was here in real life I wouldn't let her come to my
cookout she just like something about her rubs me the wrong way I every second
that I see her on screen I don't enjoy her company and yeah I don't like it
either she is a little bit above her and old
guy who owns the farm and had the barn full of zombies her and herschel are up there for two
people i've wanted dead since i saw them first herschel's gonna get up to speed just just give
him a little time he needs to see what's up yeah i can tell he's coming around to the good side as
he's like you know i thought the lord had different plans when he said he was gonna resurrect the dead and it's like dude this isn't week one of
this shit you have all the tears out if i if i were a zombie killer like this like and it's fucking year two and I see someone kill a zombie
and then go
into its head, I'm going to go,
you're a bitch. You're a bitch.
And you should know better by now. That is day one
zombie behavior right there.
You look like a weak pussy
when you're just going at it like that
and you're getting blood all over the place. No one's wearing a mask.
I'd be so much more careful.
So, Taylor, what if you do this
behavior on day...
Taylor, what if you do
this behavior on day one, right?
And it turns out this isn't a
zombie apocalypse, and this person is just on
Xanax or something, right?
Or what's the one that helps you sleep?
Xanax, I think.
If you wake up in the middle of the night then you're like drug ambient right what if what
if taylor's like clearly this is a zombie apocalypse these people are acting really
fucked up and he murders them because he's quick to get on the murder train and it turns out like
there's a couple people on ambientien, and he jumped the gun.
No, no, no. I'm never going to be the one storming that beach.
And if I did kill someone I thought was a zombie on Ambien, and the police came, and there was someone on Ambien in my living room with blood all over the place and an axe in their head, it would look so much worse if instead of an axe embedded in their head there was just a pulpy mess
where a head used to be and it was like so you didn't hit him once or even a dozen times by my
reckoning it looks like you know there's a hole in your floor like you know like you've gone right
through the floorboards like like that would look definitely worse but yeah i just don't like
the the jumping on top of the zombies after it's already dead.
Like it,
it seems reckless.
I wouldn't do it.
I don't know why it bothers me so much.
It bothers me.
You know why it bothers me?
It's because it's one of those things that you can tell in a show that only
exists in a show that would literally never happen in real life.
No one would hit a zombie with a spiked bat and then straddle it and go like
that.
Like some idiot, like, no, you hit it once and then you take a few you know you know all that that zombie apocalypse needed is a is fucking half an
hour of cardio a day for the whole group get everybody it's a nice pickaxe and what you do
is you have a line like you're doing sports and you run forward everybody hits one hit one and
you fucking book it back you sprint back the next line runs up everybody hits one hit one and you fucking book it back you sprint back
the next line runs up everybody hits one you don't you don't stick around you put fucks around
you don't go i'm going for three in a row no you run back and then the next people run it
it's fun i should mention that by uh by like in the comics by what will be like season eight or
nine they have that down they're like they're like standing in a formation and they're
like they count to five and each count is a step that you take forward into the group and it's like
one swing two swing three swing four swing five and then they run back and then they repeat what
are they doing as that's happening they're like this is great Someone should have invented this thousands of years ago.
If you give it a little time, it's weird to me that no one ever seems to be trying to kill all the zombies.
For some reason, like, picking up the trash is not a mission on this show in the slightest.
Instead, they have, like, walls, like, big chain link fences. At one point point i'm going to spoil it for you at one
point they spend time near a prison so there's like a 24 foot chain link fence and uh you know
they should just be routinely like taking out the trash low risk zombie murders but they don't do it
yeah that's another silly thing like and you can probably argue it would probably be like
well there's just so many it's like yeah but as you're getting into year three a lot of those
things you would think just kind of exploded out in the sun like a rotten you're not gonna get that
though the thing with the show is that keep this thing going like those zombies should have rotted
apart a long time ago right like because we know what's i don't know if you ever seen a fucking
corpse decompose or like a dead animal or something but they fucking dissolve pretty quick there'd be
maggots in those things birds landing on their shoulders pecking them they'd be gone the coyotes
would get them like it'd just be game over for the zombies eventually by year three right but
you were talking about like straddling a zombie they're always bashing these things with like
full grown man forced to the skull when we you know all it
would take is a little womp right and and blood and viscera is just splattering everywhere and
no one has ever ever gotten sick from some zombie goo getting in their eyeball that's what i don't
understand like i would have goggles on a full face shield like the whole nine but they don't
care they're constantly and they'll constantly... And they'll be in
zombie-killing mode, and some dummy
in their group will go into frenzy mode
and run deep into the...
They'll be bad.
And they're almost cutting each other
with them and stuff.
It doesn't make any sense.
The preponderance of
bashing weapons and cleaving weapons as opposed to piercing weapons seems like a major oversight.
Yeah, you need a lance.
You need a lance and a shield like the fucking Spartans had, right?
Like imagine if you had like a four-foot-tall shield that would go to the ground, and that shield was like bronze like the Greeks had, and it weighed 45 pounds.
like bronze, like the Greeks had, and it weighed 45 pounds,
and then you had an eight-foot-long lance,
and you and 12 other guys could fucking get a phalanx and fucking run that spear. Give me some tar hearts, some nice boots, and like seven coats.
And then give me like a goalie helmet for hockey,
and then give me a spear, and just give me literally all day.
A frozen pond? That's what you need. Give me a spear and just give me literally all day and Frozen
What you need you a frozen pond and just your just your hockey gear and a special stick that's a blade
If you live like an Inuit where you have like a nice
Hole for fishing and you had your tent and then skates.
And then anytime zombies come out, they can't get to you.
And if they do, you just skate over.
Quick puncture move to the head.
You're not swinging your hockey stick like an asshole.
You're just sharpening the end and you're going, popping them right in the eye.
That's it.
We would survive so much longer.
I guarantee it, guys.
The other people are the challenge.
That's why I advise when the early seasons are over
and the problem is no longer zombies, it's people.
Because we can all relate to how dangerous people can be.
Like, we know it's true.
And now it's more like a warlord situation.
It feels a lot like, I don't know.
Mad Max almost.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly like Mad Max mad max yeah like like what
he was saying like the actual people are the really scary part now and i like that evolution
that it's kind of taking i'm sure it'll do it more and more and more as more zombies die and
more people form clans or whatever but like in rick's defense because i did say i didn't like
him that much at first like when i started liking r Rick is when he went to that bar for Herschel,
where Herschel was being a negative Nancy,
and those two people from Pittsburgh or Philadelphia
or somewhere in Boston, I don't know, show up,
and they're being all smarmy,
and I wanted them dead right away,
and I was so happy when he did, like,
the fish-a-cow, pow, and just blew them both,
like, blew that one guy's head off.
Turns around, kills the guy behind him, and fucking yeah it was it was real slick i like that because then i was like okay when this
guy gets his head on straight he's gonna be a good an asset like yes every now and then rick goes into
like hulk mode you know like yes rick Rick goes into Hulkamania,
a condition in which he's invulnerable.
He goes into Hulkamania every time. Rickmania or something like that.
And those are fun moments.
You're just kind of waiting for that to happen,
for shit to get so bad that Rick just
gets all teary-eyed and shaky,
and then he just, he's like,
time to kill! And he starts killing
people and doing awful things to people. It's great. And when he's getting, like, hyped up for some shit they've got to do, he's like, time to kill! And he starts killing people and doing awful things to people.
It's great.
And when he's getting, like, hyped up for some shit they've got to do, that's good.
There's a point where they're all being held prisoner.
And he's like, they're going to be real upset when they find out.
And they're like, find out.
Or what does he say?
Oh, when they find out the mistake they made.
And they're like, what are you talking about?
And he turns around to the camera.
He's like, they're fucking with the
wrong people. And then
that's the end of the episode.
He's a good leader.
It's fun to see Rick get everybody pumped
up and lead by example
by biting a jugular
out or headbutting somebody
and killing them with a hatchet or something awful like that.
I'm looking forward to Neeson or
Nealon, whatever the hell his name is.
Negan.
Who?
Negan.
I mean, I don't know enough about the show
to even get the name wrong.
I got the letter right.
So whenever Negan comes in, is there another...
I won't give it away because every show has this,
but are there some good bad guys before then?
Or is the trip of bad guys kind of lackluster until you get to him?
No, there's other boss characters who are pretty good too.
Yeah.
That's good.
Because the way you guys described him, I like it.
He seemed like an interesting adversary.
Yeah.
He's got personality.
That's the end of livery and charisma, you know.
And you can tell that, like, he kind of exudes them as he walks they're
just kind of oozing out of him he gets to their gate and you just see his the shadow of him through
silhouette because the gate also has tarp on it and he's like he's got the bat on his shoulder
he's like little piggy little piggy let me in it's it's great he's got he's got style it's he has lines that i think are hard to deliver like
coming from a lot of people they might be stupid but he does it well it's cool yeah
yeah it's uh when he's on screen you don't he is my favorite character now i like him uh more than
anyone when he's on the screen the fucking show is on on. It's like, oh, Negan's on.
Sometimes it's these
moments where you feel sick to your stomach
and your heart's beating. Sometimes
you're laughing and like, this is the
funniest guy in the fucking show.
This guy has better jokes than anybody.
He's the only one who has maintained his fucking
sense of humor in the zombie apocalypse.
He's like a Ramsey
kind of guy of when every time he's on
screen you're like oh god i gotta track this ramsey is just evil right negan is not evil he
would not hurt he's not a sociopath he won't cause pain because he enjoys it he causes pain because
he feels it's necessary for this iron fist rule that's gonna get mankind on to the future he's not evil though he's just a psychopath
yeah he's a warlord flicking pain and controlling people and he's a he's a sadistic likes power a
lot too but it seems like ramsey uses his seeking for power almost to like make the tail wag the dog
so that he can go back and be like oh i had to get there i need to torture 60 people
right lord bolton doesn't make a lot
of sense we got a big battle to fight we could use these guys no no no no i need to do this
my dick uh cabinet's getting empty
so better bad guys and uh there are some bad guys where it's not like it's not that their
leader is intimidating it's just that what they do is
intimidating like their whole way of life is scary or like you know it's it's a good show it has low
moments for sure where it's i feel like you know it could it could benefit from some super fan going
back and editing seven seasons if you took seven seasons and cut 10 hours of lame shit out i bet
it would it would feel really slick and smooth and exciting um but it is what i honestly feel like i could have skipped this season with the
farm and jumped right into season three and i wouldn't have missed much because now they're
just because they started the season not at the farm and now they're ending the season not at the
farm and nothing's happened other than a couple characters i don't care about died exactly that's
why i tell people look go watch the first, look, go watch the first season. Did I skip that?
There's four episodes.
You watch the first season, and then you get on YouTube,
and you just search, like, Walking Dead Season 2 Recap.
And in, like, five minutes, you get all of Season 2 absorbed
and none of the horseshit.
But he's 13 episodes into Season 2 now.
He might as well finish it out.
And plus the last, the end of Season 2 is actually pretty good,
which you've been waiting for all season goes down.
And then come season three, they took the feedback from two and they're like, oh, you need action?
Well, shit.
Let's whip up the turbocharger and get this shit cooking because season three cooks.
So that's cool.
Taylor?
Yeah.
Are you familiar with the Muhammad Ali-George Foreman fight?
Oh, gosh.
Lost you there.
Yeah, are you familiar with the Muhammad Ali-George Foreman fight back in the day?
I'm not familiar with it, no.
Let me lay it out for you a little bit.
So the way that this goes down is George Foreman is a big, bad man.
He hits super hard, and it's super hard to take.
He can take a punch unlike most heavyweights.
He's a monster.
And everyone's wondering if Foreman is going to be the man that just, you know,
takes a hot Muhammad Ali down a peg.
Foreman beats the fuck out of Muhammad Ali for like six or seven rounds.
He's way ahead on every judge's card, and he's just slaughtering him.
And Muhammad Ali, on the other hand, is just getting beat up, taking defense, defense, ducking, jiving, etc.
And then in the eighth round, George Foreman got tired.
And Muhammad Ali is like, aha, this is a bad place to get tired.
And Muhammad Ali knocks out George Foreman in the
eighth round. This is exactly how I see the Columbus versus Pittsburgh series playing out,
right? That Pittsburgh is just winning game after game, exhausting themselves, quite frankly.
And I think that Columbus is about to turn this around,
and they'll show Sidney Crosby that he truly doesn't have what it takes
to be successful at the NHL level.
Oh!
Yeah, I just –
Watch that hit.
I linked something from the Pens Blue Jackets series.
They have not been getting along well.
The NHL playoffs get pretty intense.
But, yeah, he cross-checks the guy on the Penguins so hard his stick breaks,
and then that's not enough for Mr. Class Act Matt Calvert.
He has to shoulder him in the side of the head right after that.
He's trying to recover from that.
I want Columbus to win this series so much.
Oh, guaranteed.
Guaranteed to earn your money back.
I really hope they win it.
I don't think they can because three games to none is a big thing to do
against the reigning champs.
It takes four.
It does.
It takes four.
And the Blues play, like, they play tomorrow night
and could sweep the Minnesota Wild.
I don't think it will.
The only one of these series that I think will be a sweep
is the Ducks over the Flames.
Because there are four series right now that could be a sweep.
Nobody thought any would be sweeps.
The Blues are up 3-0 over Minnesota.
The Ducks are up 3-0 over Calgary.
The Nashville Predators are up 3-0 over Chicago.
Woo-hoo.
And the – some other fucking one, I don't remember the other
one, but three of them there, I think, I think the Blues can win in five or six, and I think
the Predators are going to win in five or six, but I don't know, I'm pretty happy seeing
Chicago struggling so fucking hard right now.
It's great.
They didn't score a goal until the third game, which is nice because they're not doing well.
Kyle has been watching.
I'm getting pretty frustrated with it, you know?
Yeah.
Obviously. I feel like their defense is lazy.
They've just not been that good.
their defense is lazy.
They've just not been that good. And
Ashton
has been ranked as the worst goalie
of the NHL playoffs going into it.
Has saved 114 out of
117 shots so far
in three games.
97% save percentage.
That's very good. That's an A+.
By grading standards.
But, yeah, I still don't feel confident enough in the Blues to say I'm for sure they'll win
because we've been reverse swept before, and that sucks dick.
That's my favorite part.
I've never really known a Blues fan until you.
So you're my blues fan representative.
It is interesting to see a guy up three,
nothing and say,
ah,
yeah,
we're probably going to lose.
I don't know.
We've been reversed.
Sweat before.
That doesn't look good.
Yeah.
It was very risky,
very risky.
This could go anyway.
Right.
Your team,
since you traded, that guy has been like the best offense.
You're like number one in a bunch of categories since February.
Like you're the number one or two statistically.
Yeah.
And a lot of really important things.
I lost you there for a sec.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was reading it this morning, and I wish I could recall all the categories.
But there were like 11 of them, and they were important things,
like whatever, plus, minus for the team, things like that.
Well, you were number one or two in the league since February.
It's not some tiny little sample size.
And I'm like, holy smokes.
Down the backstretch, the Blues have been the best team in hockey, arguably.
Yeah, they were real good the last part of the season after we traded Shattenberg.
Yeah, so now you're into the playoffs, and you're one game from sweeping a strong Minnesota team.
Yeah.
And I listen to you, and you're like, ah, yeah, we're probably going to lose.
Not this series.
I know you didn't say that.
I don't think we're probably going to lose, but I never count my chickens until they're hatched.
Because I was convinced in 2013 against the Kings when we won two in a row.
I'm like, all right, statistically, they're probably not going to win this.
And then they won four in a row, and we got knocked out.
The next year, we won the first two against Chicago in 2014.
They won four in a row and knocked us out.
And so to me,
this is still risky business a little bit.
I really hope
that we can pull it off in game four
so we're not as tired going into the next round.
But, man, I'm pretty afraid
of Nashville right now because they look fucking
good. So does St. Louis.
St. Louis is very good, too.
St. Louis, I just talked about how dominant they've been for the second half of the year.
You're winning close game after close game.
And I'm trying to think, who just did that that I was pulling for?
Oh, UNC.
UNC in college basketball.
If you didn't follow that much, they would have these ugly, come from behind wins they're blowing big leads
you know they're they're like even against teams they were supposed to be smashing like a one
versus i'll make it up like 11 seed you know it's like this isn't the this doesn't look like a one
versus 11 seed they won by three points or something. And they just kept winning ugly. They kept winning close.
I mean, the Blues are winning close ones.
Yeah.
Part of the reason I think we're having some – sorry, I lost you again.
Let me just go over on for a second.
The Blues are losing – or I'm sorry, winning close ones,
but they're getting outshot by crazy.
I'm going to make it up.
It's something like 114 to 72.
That might actually be it. That's how like 114 to 72 like that might actually
be it like that's how much you're getting out shot by over the three games and uh
i don't know you know what you call a team who keeps winning close games champions yeah that's
true like we're we're looking good in that regard something that is encouraging is we've done all of
this without our best center and so we basically part of the reason that min encouraging is we've done all of this without our best center and so
we basically part of the reason that minnesota is getting so many more shots than us is because
they know that they have better centers like and so they if they're coming up the side they're
getting a lot of low risk shots because they don't need to worry they just you know you get on the
side of the net throw it at jake allen he'll cover the rebound, and then you get a faceoff, and what do you know, you're probably going to win it.
Because they've won like 75% of the faceoffs this series, which if you don't know anything about hockey is fucking bananas.
Like, that is an overwhelming amount for them to have won, because the only guy on our team who can win faceoffs, Paul Stasny, is out with some leg thing.
But he's day-to-day now, and so if he does come back before the end of this series,
I'm incredibly confident.
And that's part of the reason the Blues haven't been taking a lot of shots
and setting up more, because if the Blues take a low-risk shot
and their goalie covers it up, then we have to take a faceoff,
and more than likely we're going to lose possession
and they'll get to break it out.
And so they're really trying to set up those perfect shots. another thing that's encouraging is we're winning these games and Tarasenko
Still only has assists he hasn't even scored yet our best player hasn't even put one up
And so it's only a matter of time with that dude because he has the highest percentage of goals per playoff game of any player
in the NHL right now the young so
Hello if I'm your coach, I don't think i put him in kind of wounded i think
i might win game four and let him you know and then give him like give that injury whatever it
is a whole week to rest yeah i agree with you like what i would do is like not no need to rush it for
tomorrow but if we lose tomorrow and he's okay for game five then i i
say bring him back but i could see that i don't know minnesota i i go to the minnesota wild every
time hockey playoffs are around i always go to all the different team subreddits and man the
minnesota wild subreddit is on suicide watch right now because apparently zero percent of them thought that the blues might sweep them in this
series because they're you know and i love the rationale that you see of like sour grapes and
stuff where it's like we're clearly the better team but we're just playing bad i read that quite
a bit on the chicago blackhawks subreddit and i was like wait you're you're that confident that
you're the better team than the nashville? You didn't score a goal for two whole games against them, and then you took a two-goal lead,
and they came back and whooped your ass in overtime.
Like, to me, it's looking like these are pretty close teams.
It's like the only category that Minnesota Wild are doing worse in is goals.
Yeah.
I'll admit, that's a big one.
Oh, and blocked shots and takeaways and giveaways. Oh, that's a big one oh and uh blocked shots and takeaways and giveaways oh that's a
thing if you count um shots that went wide or got blocked the the shot differential gets even worse
apparently oh yeah your defense is standing on their heads too yeah yeah our coach or not yeah
yo i want to say yeah but he's not asian so it's Yo. And Coach Yo, his system has defensemen basically being like mini goalies,
like blocking shots like crazy.
And really just because our old coach used to have a system where it was,
you know, more traditional north and south style, dump it in kind of hockey.
And he does way more of like a, they're going to get way more shots on you,
but we're going to make sure those shots are coming from the outside.
We're not going to, you know,
let any high risk stuff through for the most part.
And they've been doing great with that so far.
So I've got high hopes, but I also am anticipating the worst.
I think that anyone who knows hockey understands that St.
Louis and Columbus are in a pretty good spot right now.
So yes, St. Louis three to nothing and Columbus are in a pretty good spot right now. Yes, St. Louis 3-0 and Columbus 0-3.
Like they're two sides of that same coin.
But, yeah, I'm pretty confident Pittsburgh's going to win.
I hope they don't.
Did you see the basketball player Isaiah Thomas?
His sister was killed in a car accident, you know,
and they're in the playoffs right now playing.
He's on the bench crying before the game.
Wait.
Of course.
Oh, you're right.
I'm sorry.
There was another famous person who killed their daughter, and I got them mixed up.
And what's his name?
Is it Charles Barkley?
Yeah.
Barkley, who's always kind of like – you can tell he's really homophobic.
And I don't use that word like
lightly he's literally afraid of gay people he's afraid of them they frighten him um he was like
you know just watching him right there crying on the sidelines that make me uncomfortable it just
made me uncomfortable that he's doing that and i don't like to see that and and i'm just
uncomfortable i he should not be there crying i don't like to see that and I'm just uncomfortable. He should not be there crying.
I don't like to see that grown man there
on the sidelines crying
like that.
It's not about you, Charles.
I was like,
clearly he's not ready to play.
And then I think he went out and dropped like 34 points.
They fucking lost.
That's a good game.
Yeah.
Yeah. That sucks. lost but oh that's a good game yeah yeah that sucks i like charles barkley because because he just doesn't give a fuck and he's super super non-politically correct there's a and and there's
a couple of black guys that are that way um the guy who gave the uh the miss america results
incorrectly he's like that as well you always hear him going off at the mouth with some super conservative anti-gay stuff or some stuff about how a man ought to be that's sexist or something like that.
Yeah, I don't agree with his positions, so I don't like him.
Yeah, of course not. Don't agree with him, but it's fun to watch him talk.
I don't like him because I don't care for basketball.
That's a problem, man.
Yeah.
I'm sure basketball is...
I bet I would watch it some if it wasn't
only the same time as hockey. Maybe.
I just don't know.
Maybe not, yeah, because there's...
Anytime where there's that much scoring in a sport,
it makes me
not excited when you do score and makes me disappointed when you don't score.
I know a lot about basketball, and I'm pretty sure the Sixers would win this year had they made the playoffs.
The Sixers?
They were the worst team in the league last year, weren't they?
Yeah.
Are you familiar with the process and that whole thing?
The process of the playoffs? They're losing on purpose so that they can get better. Oh, they're tanking. Yeah, are you familiar with the process and that whole thing?
The process of the playoffs?
Yeah, they're losing on purpose so they can get better graphics. Oh, they're tanking.
Not this year, but yeah, they were not just tanking.
They tanked for like three years.
They'd trade away good players for picks and just in, like,
but a lot of teams, you know, maybe halfway or two-thirds of the season
realize they'd be better off tanking.
The Sixers will enter the season thinking we're gonna lose as many as possible and and increase
our odds for a lottery pick they do that for a couple of years and now they are loaded with some
young encouraging talent um and some pretty great draft possibilities in their upcoming years so
that's the smart thing you have to
do it like you kind of have to tank if you want to be a team like you have to realize like all
right our windows closed sell all our assets we're gonna be bad for a while like the avalanche did
that this year and they didn't even try to tank they tried to make the playoffs and they lost 55
games this year they lost more games than they got
points they had the worst season since the atlanta thrashers in 2001 or something and like it wasn't
in like two years ago like two years ago two years ago there was like an actual thing where people
were a little bit mad at buffalo because if like buffalo was literally like someone on their team
would start doing well and it'd be like oh oh, you know, four goals for fucking Rantanen or whatever in
the last four games.
And they're like, what's he doing?
Get him out of here.
Trade him.
Who wants to trade for this guy?
Who wants to trade for him?
Anybody.
Anybody.
This guy scored a lot of goals.
We don't want him.
And they chip everybody off.
They had a better season significantly than the Avalanche this year who were like, oh,
Jesus, guys, like like just go out there
and we gotta do something you know like like it's getting embarrassing out there the guys like
nobody i gotta try or something like they they did their best and they still some pretty good
beer leagues around here you know let's get creative i know i think i've already talked
about it a couple times but but have you Woody have you
seen that little Dickie rap video called pillow talk um I have hey did my camera just freeze for
you it did I know how to fix it um I did I didn't like I liked it fine you think it was that great
I I didn't watch it with the same sort of like you know wow this is cool that you did. I was like, the pacing on this could be better.
It's not really musical.
That was my takeaway.
I fucking dug it.
I loved it.
That CGI is crazy.
I like when the brain comes out.
That's hilarious.
All that stuff.
I thought that was a cool video.
And I really like it.
I like watching the Save That Money video
and then watching the Pillow Talk video.
Because Save That Money, he's literally begging, borrowing, stealing, whatever he can do to make this thing cheap and cost nothing to do.
And then this video costs like $700,000 to make or something like that.
Who sponsored it?
John C. Reilly.
How did he get $700,000 for a music video?
I think he's very rich little bit he's
successful guy now yeah oh yeah that's really successful yeah well I mean I'm sure it's not
him writing the check I'm sure it's whatever label he's with doing it but that's that's still
really impressive for a guy who started on YouTube, right? Justin Bieber started on YouTube.
That's true.
Justin Bieber started on YouTube.
He was the first guy to go bananas off YouTube, wasn't he?
Yeah.
You know, YouTube is – so do you know Gary Vanderchuk?
No.
He could possibly be Jerry Vanderchuk, but I think it's Gary.
And he's this social media expert. What he does is he basically consults people about like how to buy Facebook ads, how to do SEO, which things are paying, like giving good rewards, et cetera.
Anyway, I've been listening to his audio book and he was saying stuff about YouTube that was blowing my mind, like the importance of influencers.
He's so bullish
on Snapchat. I'm not really in the Snapchat world. Like I'm, I'm just so outside that demo.
Dad's aren't on Snapchat yet. And he's like, there are Snapchat stars. You know, you're listening to
this book, you're 40 years old and you don't know who like, you know, Johnny quest is. I made that
up. That's a real person, Johnny Lewis. And, uh, um, And I'm like, yeah, I don't know who that is. He's like, but if you're a 14-year-old, that is a household name. Everybody knows this person on Snapchat. And he's like, you can't find someone. It looks like you guys might have froze.
That was kind of one of the main premises is that everybody was an influence. Did I freeze too?
Yeah, we get disconnected for a second. But like he's saying on –
That's what I was thinking too.
Fucking Haji over there.
He's saying on YouTube, YouTube.
He's like you can't find a person who's like 12 or under who actually watches TV.
He's like maybe Netflix, but television is just dead
for those guys. And in six years,
it'll be 18 and under.
And it's like, wow.
It won't be long
before television is
super dead.
It's going to be way faster than you think.
Because really, even me,
I don't like traditional television.
And I'm 25, 26.
And it's because that whole thing of watch this at this time, tune in at 9, check it out.
Otherwise, good luck.
You know, you have to wait until the next hour to replay it.
Like, people are done watching entertainment on other people's schedules.
They're done with it.
People are like, no, I'm going to watch this show when I want and how I want.
I don't want to ever be in it.
Commercials are terrible.
Commercials are awful and shows that are faked around
are terrible.
And when I'm...
The time
when I get exposed to regular programming
in a hotel and
at first I'll be like, ooh, regular TV. Let's turn
on the discovery channel
or whatever i'm doing and it's just like this is bullshit like like okay in two hours 45 minutes
it's usually like okay i'll wait two hours and there'll be 42 minutes of something i'm interested
in interspliced with 18 minutes of commercials and then nothing else like like that's that's
my night now whereas with netflix it's like all right or with you know
what i have it's like all right i'm gonna watch youtube for 45 minutes and that will guide me to
the movie that i want to watch i'm just gonna watch movie reviews for 45 minutes which will
be entertaining as fuck and then i'll watch a cool movie that i know about a movie or tv show at
10 0 6 p.m you know you didn't have to rush home or do anything. Like, it's really, I
think, even more than commercials, it's the scheduling
aspect of people are done
with being like, oh, I'm waiting until 7
to watch my show, my programs, my stories.
Like, no. Nobody my
age or younger, or even Kyle, you don't do
it either. Like, most people just don't
anymore. Yeah. No, they're
the only show I think that any of us have
a schedule around is Game of Thrones. That's it. Yeah. I only show I think that any of us have a schedule around is Game of Thrones.
That's it.
Yeah.
I've been in this hotel room for four days.
I haven't turned on the TV yet.
I'm about ready to steal that plug.
I think the plug it's plugged into is more interesting to me than the television.
Yeah, because if you're like, I'm kind of bored.
I think I can take my chances on the TV.
I'll just plug in my computer for the shirt thing.
Yeah.
Yeah. Use my laptop and watch what show I know I want chances on the TV. I'll just plug in my computer for the shirt thing. Yeah, yeah.
Use my laptop and watch what show I know I want to watch.
Yeah, I saw YouTube Cyborg.
You know how you watch a video on the one next to you?
I'm like, oh my god.
Three of my favorite people have uploaded a total of four videos.
If it wasn't for this, I'd have been watching videos.
I'm queued up for hours.
I'm ready to go
I take my Amazon Fire with me everywhere I travel to
like when we went to Colorado
I was like
now we got my shit
we got all of my shit now
I don't care what
whenever I'm looking at an Airbnb
or a rental property or whatever to stay at
I don't care if you got satellite TV or not
it's just completely irrelevant
I don't want to watch that shit.
Yeah, so I wonder, I don't know, advertisers are going to start headed to these social
media places.
Right now, they're very cheap, right?
Television doesn't pay off that well because the ads are expensive and you don't hit the
right target demo.
They don't have it all nailed to tech.
Taylor knows more about this than me.
I've just been audiobooking it.
But you can land on an influencer
who has exactly the audience that you're looking for.
And apparently, that's where everything will go.
Yep.
Yeah, online is...
TV can't stop the internet.
You're losing this battle.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Donald Trump hasn't had his say yet.
Oh.
We'll see.
After tomorrow's episode of Fox and Friends,
we'll see what he thinks.
You know, didn't he just say,
he had something big to talk,
oh, they were going to talk about North Korea tonight.
Did you guys catch it?
It was supposed to be today,
like three hours ago.
No, I haven't heard it.
Maybe it probably hasn't happened yet.
I haven't heard anything about it.
I heard Pence.
Yeah, I'm following news today.
I was out.
I heard Pence talking, and I actually didn't mind I heard Pence. Yeah, I didn't follow any news today. I was out. I heard Pence talking.
And I actually didn't mind what he said.
Okay, I should be more unbiased.
I liked what he said.
He was like, he said it like this.
He's like, don't push Donald Trump.
He's like, you know, the era of patience has come and gone.
And I'm going to paraphrase now.
But he's like, if you fuck with Trump, shit will go down.
You know, this isn't Obama anymore where you can run your mouth and launch your missiles and expect us to look the other way.
They're talking about going out into the sea of Japan and using his missiles for target practice.
Yeah.
Really?
They're repainting additional red lines.
Like, no, this one.
Actually, no, that was a fake one.
No, this one.
No, he's for real.
It'll be interesting to see where this goes.
It could go real bad.
Yeah.
Of course, what Pence said could also be just a negotiating tactic, too, where they don't
really want to do anything.
They just puff up their chest.
You don't know.
Trump does not like to appear weak.
You could say, Mr. President, what do you want to do?
They stepped their toe over your line.
Kill them all.
Kill them all.
Big craters.
I don't want to get into it.
Huge craters.
I prefer Trump the candidate.
Trump the candidate was like,
why are we going into Syria?
Why are we going here?
Why are we the world policeman? We spend all this money, etc. Trump the candidate was like, why are we going into Syria? Why are we going here? Why are we the world policeman?
We spend all this money,
et cetera.
Trump the president,
well,
he hasn't done anything big yet,
but he appears to be interested in,
I don't know,
fixing everything around the world.
Well,
he's definitely focused on North Korea and,
uh,
and Syria.
He did,
he didn't like that chemical thing.
Um, and he, uh, he appears to not like, uh, all that stuff that's going on in that on North Korea and Syria. He didn't like that chemical thing, and he appears to not like all that stuff that's going on with North Korea.
They were talking about how many artillery pieces because that's the real threat that North Korea has pointed at Seoul.
It's an outrageous amount.
It's tens of thousands.
Yeah, it's like 25,000, 35,000 artillery pieces manned by a couple of guys pointed at it.
And they said there's like a six-minute window between the time that we would do like a preemptive strike and the time that they could all start shooting at Seoul, South Korea.
And that when they run war games, most of the time they can't hit fucking 30,000 artillery pieces in six minutes.
Yeah, I don't – yeah. That seems like a bad tactic so much like remember when we went for hiroshima we did it because tokyo was already
busted up yeah right are they all in 20 000 in one city like there's other cities i'm sure you
know i don't know let's see it's very close it's like 30 miles away from the border or something
like like what an artillery fire range because you know it's just a big gun shooting a shell
and it's their capital yeah and their artillery isn't really long range capable they kind of have
to pick a close target is my understanding maybe it seems like every time they have a test it's
like north korea tests new rocket and that's trending on Twitter for like three minutes, and it's
like, hilarious failure,
Korean idiot.
I was reading a bit that perhaps we
tampered with that missile electronically
and made it fail, the most recent one.
Well, I hope we continue to
tamper with all their nonsense
missiles and make them fail.
Like, the fact that even China
is kind of like you're getting a little
out of control here is i don't know it should be a wake-up call it's going to be cool to see
what eventually happens when that collapses and like when those tens of millions of people get
to go free and like experience the world there's going to be some real cool documentaries if they
do there's a cool youtube video of like a north korean eating like
some big barbecue meal yeah that's pretty funny yeah it's interesting oh so much food yeah of
course like like i i like seeing that i like seeing culture shock um it's always been really
entertaining when people come come to like georgia from uh whether it's whether it's some uh country
like i don't know some european country where
there's no guns or where there's some fucking california where there's almost uh no guns uh
and to see their you know like walmart's have you know rifles and shotguns and stuff they see
the ammunition just on the shelf like it's bread um you know that that blows the mind they're always
blown away by that they sell guns at stores as a matter of fact they
do that's where we get all of our stuff yeah they're blown away by drive-through ammo and
liquor stores yes i think that's just freedom incarnate yeah i like the drive-through liquor
store and and uh there's they got a thing in kentucky called liquor barn and it looks like an
old red barn but the barn doors are just swung wide open in the center and you drive right through
the center of this thing with like drink coolers lining either side and you just you can fucking
like you don't have to get out of your car if you don't want to you just be like give me a six pack
of bud if it's something simple like that ring your ass up and you just keep on rolling and
even in my little town there's a liquor store store that has a drive-thru window.
You just go to the window and fucking give me whatever, liquor, beer, and do it all at the window.
I go to one of those states like Idaho or Colorado or Utah where you go into a grocery store and you want to go down the beer aisle and there's no beer.
Or you go to a gas station and there's no beer and liquor section
i always just i'm like ah fascists like these these people like you can't do that you can't
be like hey all the liquor we sell here is government run it's all government run at
government prices you want to open a liquor store fuck off like i i don't like that at all yeah it's
like vermont or new hampshire or somewhere like that where it's all state-run liquor stores I think maybe.
There's a lot of places like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was bizarre to me that the state has a monopoly it seemed on the liquor business there.
It seemed a little fucked.
It seems a little fucked.
And in Georgia, we've got a lot of dry counties and we've got a lot of – there's no beer sales on Sunday.
Most gas stations only have beer and wine, you know, liquors, liquors at the liquor store.
So, yeah, I'm always fascinated when it goes somewhere and it's like Captain Morgan's and absolute vodka at the gas station.
Yeah. You want to wrap?
Yeah.
OK.
I guess that's it.
Painkiller Nearly, episode 140.
I got that.