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And we're live. Painkiller nearly episode 189.
A lot of big news today, but I know the biggest one, based on Kyle's smile pre-record, was this video you just linked.
What are we looking at here?
So Woody and I have seen this already.
I just saw it minutes ago.
We love it, okay? I've seen it six times.
I had a girl over today and I showed her and she knows of wings of
redemption because of you know me telling her random things about it she was laughing out loud
the whole time she was like that guy deserves a gold star that guy deserves a medal a trophy
whatever like like that is incredible i'm at a loss for words these keep getting better they
made one that was maybe kids react, and it was really good.
And then there was the Doctor one, and it was at least as good.
And now there's this one.
And I'm just like, when do we hit our peak here?
Oh, this is inspiring me so much.
I was telling her, I was like, I don't know anything about how
to do this, but I want to try. I was like, I need to write a song. I've already downloaded
some autotune software. I was like, I want to try to compete with this, because this
bar has been set so high. I would love to try to make something just comparable to this and and we we know who made this big ups to you
my friend excellent job i wrote it in the in the comments or on the on the pka post or whatever but
like this is the best parody song of for wings best parody video of wings whatever you want to
call it that has ever been made this is incredible it. It's fun. And you did a good job singing.
And I think you're playing the piano.
What I like to think about with these high effort videos is like the amount of time that
someone like got home from work and they're like, all right, I have to, you know, I'll
cook dinner from four to five and then from five to probably, you know, 1130, I'm going
to go through your wings content and curate that and edit, cut, slice.
It's hilarious.
The person who did this is amazing.
It's next.
Can we start watching it?
Let's give it a listen.
Do you have the link, Taylor?
I'm all ready.
Ready, set, play.
Four minutes.
Hi, everyone.
Good morning.
Today's broadcast calls for a cider fry.
Wings is streaming.
Hulk can get this drunk hysterical.
There ain't a mod in sight.
He starts raging.
Everybody saves the clip.
And now we're banned.
Make a new account next day.
Hey, hey.
Get up for that thing you threw.
Walk to the refrigerator.
For a Pepsi.
Back to streaming for the pity Mr. Wings Please just tell us what you ate
Mr. Big Guy, please tell us why
You haven't cracked a smile in so long
Where did you go wrong?
Mr. Big Guy, please tell us why
You haven't played with Kyle in so long
Where did you go wrong?
Look here! Look! Listen!
Getting offline does not fucking stop me
So stop giving fucking advice you know nothing about
There is no one else that has achieved this level of failure to launch, but who could
fucking launch when they weigh that much anyway?
Wing, keep my name out of your mouth, you fat piece of shit.
Hey you, why don't you donate? I'm not here to converse-ate.
Look you and listen, Mr. Blue shirt's right there laying into you.
Wings go on and rage some more.
Rage some more, Wings of Redemption.
Mr. Big Guy, please tell us why you haven't cracked a smile in so long.
Where did you go wrong?
Hey there, Mr. Wings.
We're so pleased to pull your strings
Look around, see what you do
Everybody laughs at you
Hey there, Mr. Wings
We're so pleased to pull your strings
Look around, see what you do
Everybody laughs at you
Get the fire!
Fire! Mr. Big Guy Everybody laughs at you Get the fuck! Why?
Mr. Big Guy Mr. Big Guy
Mr. Big Guy
Fuck!
Fuck everything about you
Mr. Wings, please no more lies
Why not just take the fight? It'd be funny Fuck everything about you. Mr. Wings, please no more lies.
Why not just take the fight?
It'd be funny.
Lose the weight and make the money.
Never mind.
Eat a banquet meal.
Eat a banquet meal instead.
Mr. Big Guy, please tell us why you haven't played with Kyle in so long.
Where did you go wrong? Please tell us why you haven't played with Kyle in so long.
Where did you go wrong?
Hey there, Mr. Wings.
We're so pleased to pull your strings.
Look around, see what you do.
Everybody laughs at you.
I don't know how to stream.
Different clips of controller trouble.
I really need to make this fucking money.
Dude, it's so impressive.
I really wanted to get this fucking service
How long have you been working on it?
I've been working on it so fucking bad
Listen
Why the fuck you scream that shit?
Hey whatever I hope your family dies in honorable bedway
It took me a while to figure out he did that with the blubber.
I can't take this shit no more, man.
It was a couple of notes.
That's so heavy.
Oh, that's mean.
Yeah, that's really...
No pun intended.
I really didn't mean that.
Okay, okay, go.
Oh, God.
That's so good.
It's so good. He, like, auto-tuned the blubbering and, like, added it in for the hook.
Yes, he did.
At first, I was like, huh? my god like he ah so much effort i just watched me say um
what did i say oh no pun intended and then i i swear by x i winked afterwards right but if you
watch the show i wink in twitch for four hours straight it is not related but if you watch the show, I wink in Twitch for four hours straight. It is not related.
But if you didn't know better, it'd be like, yeah, no pun intended.
The most impressive part of that is at no point is there a repeat controller throwing clip.
It's not like, oh, well, I got seven of them, but I need 12, so I have to tactfully read.
No, each one unique.
I thought at one point that I had an original idea in that Wing should embrace this and turn it into his thing.
But everyone knows that.
That's not some sort of YouTube insight.
That is plainly obvious that Wing should be seizing what's happening with this movement around him.
And it can't be ingenuine.
What's the opposite of genuine?
Insincere.
It can't be insincere.
But I feel like he's got enough wings in him to do this sincerely for months or years.
You know, he could be angry wings.
And like what's happening around him is amazing there's a lot of
potential oh like what he could do like here's a two birds with one stone solution if he offered
like hey if you make a really funny parody clip video of me uh tweet it at me or send it to me
and if it's really good i may put it up on my channel it'll get a fuck ton of views, he can monetize it, people will be happy just that it'll reach more and the fact
that he embraces it and says I'm fine with this, like of course, you know, it makes me
laugh too. Then people are gonna start tapering off if his true goal is to make it end. So
he can make some money, get some views and people are gonna go, oh this clearly doesn't
get under his skin anymore, I'm not gonna spend seven hours, you know, auto tuning,
you know, bits of his stream. I think that that's a smart move that would be a smart move for him well he
won't do any of that because you know he's retarded but that was fucking great that was high effort
that was well done excellent excellent job it's it's catchy it's you could listen to that song
even if you don't know who wings of redemption is it's that fucking good and when you are and
when you played his belly for the for the drummer oh come on start off strong to live stream fails yet because maybe you get some
traction there i don't think it really applies you know because they all it's live streams right
you know there and that's that's i i i mean should i you know whatever yeah yeah great job oh my I'm speechless he's been the number one guy
on livestream fail before oh yeah like the top oh they know that does that
actually help him though or is it just help I used to that one video oh I guess
it's usually not even linking to him right like it on one hand this is really helping him it's
making it i don't think he'd be pulling 500 people a stream if this wasn't if this movement wasn't
surrounding him i don't think like you know he was really he had kind of fallen off the relevancy
map i don't mean that as an insult everyone has a bell curve. But his raging and the circus around it
is what made him so huge.
On the other hand, as you know, it's crushing him inside.
You know, he does not enjoy this attention.
He takes in $100 and then he cries.
And it's like if the three legs of the stool
are like, you know, family fitness finance,
his finance is doing great, but the whole relationship aspect of his life is getting crushed
he's not happy his mental health illnesses yeah and now he's is it still
a hundred percent like the any plan for surgery has been postponed yeah oh yeah
yeah there's no date set there's's no definitive answer, it's just,
we'll just go wait for the test, it turns out I'm not healthy, surprise, surprise.
I thought I was in top physical conditioning, and they was gonna say, yeah, let's get out the
buzzsaw and cut you open, sure. Of course they're gonna recommend you not do it. How did, yeah, let's get out the buzz saw and cut you open. Sure. Of course they're going to recommend
you not do it. How did, like, is that, how is that a surprise for anyone on the planet?
Well, and it seems like it would light a fire under your ass a little more, if anything. Like,
Kyle, if there was a surgery that was going to, like, really impact your heart health, you know,
help you to lose weight, and you go to a doctor and they go, oh, your heart actually is in worse
condition than we thought, or whatever the hell they said. I don't know. I'm picking shit up now.
You'd be like, oh, I need to get this done even
faster. I wouldn't get the surgery
anyway. I'd be walking every day.
I'd have started walking two fucking
years ago, and by now I'd be running.
By now I'd be 180 pounds.
He did start walking like two years ago.
Or even longer. Yeah, and then he quit.
You don't quit. You keep going.
I understand. Keemstar said something mean. Yeah, you don't quit. You keep going. Well, you don't understand.
Keemstar said something mean.
Ah, well, shit.
I understand that.
Gain another 200 pounds.
I'm surprised it's not 1,000 pounds if he gains a pound every time a mean thing is said.
Do you know that he's not?
It's not even that they didn't recommend the surgery, right? It was that you have to lose 40 or 50 pounds before we recommend the surgery.
This is different.
So for one thing, he doesn't even go to a doctor, it seems like.
He goes to a nurse practitioner.
And he never seeks a second opinion, right?
He just goes to this one local nurse practitioner.
I feel like it's not even a doctor's office.
It's probably like an emergency care place with somebody urgent care
yeah yeah yeah like I went to bago yeah it's the you here to give blood oh you
look full it's bullshit it's bullshit in a dentist the whole time yeah he doesn't
it like I said from the beginning if what Woody and I meant to do a thing like this,
if we raised 25 grand in order to do a thing, we would get it done.
It'd be done, it'd be done, done, done.
Like, you know, with the passport thing, when he was like, oh, just waiting on the passport.
It's like, no, you should have applied for the passport eight weeks ago, 12 weeks ago, as soon as you started raising money for this thing. And since you haven't
gotten it by now, well, if it were me or if it were Woody,
guess I'm paying $600 to expedite the passport because this shit's happening this week.
So I applied for my passport about two weeks ago, and it
came in yesterday. Nice. Just throwing that out there.
So Wings was a week or two ahead of me. I expect he has his passport.
I expect he has it too if he actually applied for it.
Yeah. We could talk about this for two hours. I'm a bit of a
Wings of Redemption analyst. I'm a Wings of Redemption analyst slash historian.
I mean, the American doctor, for example, said, oh, you
got to drop 50 pounds before you can do it here in America.
Did you look for a second opinion?
Did you look for a second American doctor?
No, no.
He didn't try to find that American doctor who would say yes.
He just checked that box because that and was like, well, I guess I'll try to lose some weight and if I can't lose enough weight that you know I'm I'm on pace to lose enough weight by X day then I'll go to Mexico well surprise surprise
he didn't lose any weight his weight was going up and then down and up again like
he's gaining weight some days that ties it so we wings of Redemption's 14 year
old picture when he was 14?
Wings' picture of him at 14.
Yeah, where he looks like only used to be Blade.
Yeah.
So he was big at 14, and he's really big now.
So when I see this track record, I feel like losing weight is not on the table.
Those are,
that's not one of your options. You know,
you got a six,
there's no seven.
There's no seven in this thing.
He needs to get this surgery.
If,
if being too heavy makes the surgery dangerous,
hurry,
hurry.
The price is only going higher.
This,
it doesn't go down.
Ah,
false.
You see,
if he gets on up to, i don't know if it's
500 or 600 pounds then it's free i'm not even kidding i'm not even kidding if he gets then
they're like well shit we needed practice i mean like like this normally we do this operation on
farm animals no i'm not kidding like like if he i don't remember 500 or 600 i'm not kidding. I don't remember if it's 500 or 600. You were kidding. I'm not kidding. It's free if he gets up to either 500 or 600 pounds.
Why would they do it for free?
I don't try to get inside the mind of a Mexican stomach doctor who does 18.
Oh, wait.
This is the Mexican that will do it for free?
I believe so, but this is an area that I'm a bit foggy in.
We calculated the other day how many
surgeries his Mexican doctor had done. His doctor had claimed to have done, I want to say 9,000 of
these surgeries. And we were like, well, how many would he have to do per day to even get that
knocked out? It was like one a day for 24 years. Don't skip a day. It's like, this seems like a lie. This seems like a fabrication.
No one's going to check.
I started when I was six.
Our records only go back three months.
No, but I don't see...
You're doing 800.
When I said the price goes up, price wasn't the actual thing I was going for.
The risk, whatever.
Wings is weight only soars upwards.
And if that causes a problem,
makes it more dangerous or more exclusive or whatever,
get it now, because he will be heavier tomorrow.
I'm still not 100% sold that it's not going to happen at some point.
Oh, do you want in on the bet?
Did he raise the $25,000 or no?
Oh, yeah.
You could have Kyle's position.
I imagine he'll just trade up
you can have it dollars just to hop in and tend to take the $5 bet I hedge my
bet here if you get in the terms I can't have a bet and I said it won't happen
this calendar year the surgery he said the surgery will not happen this calendar year.
And I was like, I got five bucks that says he will get this surgery this calendar year.
And then he said basically, oh, surprise, surprise.
My heart might not be doing well.
And look at my leg.
Did his leg turn into a balloon animal that day?
No, it's been swollen for weeks.
I love all of his lies.
He shakes his hands a lot when he plays.
And they're like, why are you shaking your hands?
He's like, oh, I've got carpal tunnel syndrome.
And someone's like, has that been diagnosed?
Oh, no, no, never been diagnosed with it.
But I've got all the symptoms.
Is that what the, I heard that in a highlight
and I didn't know what he was talking about.
Yeah, he says he's got carpal tunnel in his hands and that's why he shakes them. But
it's like, well, do you like...
Do you like my...
You ever had a doctor look at that?
Nah, nah.
My logic for him eventually getting it done is it seems like there's going to be...
Like he was troubled clearly by his heart not being in good shape for this doctor trip.
At some point, the fear of, you know,
serious health repercussions is going to overtake the fear of, you know, not losing weight.
So let me just rephrase this.
So Taylor, your hypothesis is based on the idea that Wings is so concerned about health
that he will be motivated to get something done about this weight issue.
And not organically as far as one day he'll wake up and look in the mirror and be like,
oh, now is the time for change. But at some point, like a real health...
Excuse me, excuse me. Look in the mirrors.
Look in the mirrors, yeah.
Continue, okay.
But at some point, something is going to go wrong health-wise, because, you know, as you get up there in age, being that heavy, stuff starts to crop up.
Like, Boogie knows that firsthand.
And Boogie's only, like, 10 years old.
Wings are the wings, I think.
Wings are the wings with that foot thing.
Yeah, and maybe that's, like, step one down this road.
Like, eventually he's going to be like, fuck, like, this isn't about quality of life anymore.
This is about maintaining life and staying living and not like
losing a foot or something. Like I would think that that would motivate him at some point. But
of course, you two know way more about him than me. And you both have a face that says no.
I just I don't I to me like the handwriting has been on the wall. The writing's been on the wall
for so long. I don't know what you have to write on this wall for wings to be like ah now i
get it i i i don't know everyone else is just hey get cut get butt right like that's all anyone else
needs to hear but somehow that doesn't do it for wings it's not happening it's all fucked up so man
um huge fucking have we talked we haven't no we talked about on the hangout right maybe or
no we have maybe we talk about it all the you the fight i have a thing so on pka you accidentally
called tony max i did yeah i had it was foreshadowing well i had watched you know the
the presser where they were like, what happens if someone drops out
of the fight? Is there a backup plan? And Holloway's like, yo, you've got a 145 champ
right over here that's ready to step up. So maybe that was in the back of my mind. But
yeah, it makes no sense the way they're doing. First of all, I admire Max for stepping up
and saving this card. I will still buy it because I want to see Max Holloway fight Habib Nurmagomedov.
It's crazy.
But they're saying it's for the undisputed belt.
Yes.
That's bullshit.
Max is not a contender for that belt.
A, Habib doesn't have the interim belt.
And B, Tony Ferguson has the interim belt.
And he earned it.
And it shouldn't be taken away from him
because he got an injury at a UFC-mandated media event injury.
You know what I want to know?
So let me just for 30 seconds lay this out.
There was a giant super fight,
Khabib Nurmagomedov or something close to that,
against Tony Ferguson. It's one of those
twice a year Super Bowl events. And Tony Ferguson got hurt. He got hurt, I'm told, I've read,
tripping over a wire doing a media event, like a, you know, one of they went to like a studio
light or something. And he just tripped over the wire, blew his knee out, and now he's hurt.
or something and he just tripped over the wire blew his knee out and now he's hurt here's where i'm headed with this tony ferguson always wears sunglasses indoors if that fuck was wearing
sunglasses indoors and tripped and busted his knee i gotta know if he was wearing sunglasses indoors
when he hurt himself i also heard he was in a parking lot and he turned quickly to greet someone who like was like, hey Tony! And then he
turned and like pivoted and tore it. And the way he, I don't know very much about
knee injuries, but you know everybody's heard of an ACL because you know it's so
common in sports injuries. But this is an NCL I believe and they're
saying that it's not torn in the middle because they said with that
particular tendon I guess like if you tear it you just rest it and it it heals you don't necessarily
need surgery usually but what he's done is torn it from the bone like it's it's it's separated
off of the bone on one end so it's a serious injury that's going to require surgery and rehab
you know it's it's gonna be months before he's going to require surgery and rehab. You know, it's going
to be months before he's good to go again. I just don't think they should take the belt away from
him. I get that. Like you let Connor hold that thing for 500 days or whatever, something like
that, you know, with no real excuses, still holds it. He's still giving me house right now. I love,
I love when he says it. They're like, Connor, they're going to take your belts. They'll have
to come and get them. That's not what we meant we meant like the
title like I've got me but right here I love that joke because it cuz it cuz it
kind of makes sense you know he's like yeah I still help they're over there and
there's they can say whatever they want yeah like no one's taken my belt until someone's taken my belt is the unspoken thing but yeah uh tony is not a guy
who routinely pulls out for little injuries like jose aldo right is widely known right
the guy's like you know what my nose is all itchy i'm pulling out of this fight yeah pull out
merchant i don't want to be fighting in anything
other than the very best version of me.
That's not who Ferguson has been,
so I imagine he's really hurt.
I don't think they should take the...
I think that...
I mean, it's cool to have the fight,
but this should not be for the belt.
Like, I mean, hey, if you want to make...
If Habib drops to 145,
do it for the 145-pound belt.
I'll buy into that.
Of course you can.
He can hardly make 155 yeah so that but
like if i put myself in dana's shoes what are we gonna do right so connor's they got the real belt
the the championship belt this fight was gonna be for that one tony had the interim belt so what
are they gonna either make it a non-belted fight and have um and you would have to have uh
rose not whatever thug rose headline the card since it's the only belt on the thing so now
this thing's going to be headlined by joanna and thug or and you know habib and um max are going
to be like the second to last fight.
That destroys this card.
It makes it nothing.
Putting the title on the line does so much for –
they had to put the title on the line.
It would be a huge downgrade without it.
And then – so what do you have?
A champ and then two interim champs?
Or just two interim champs?
Or an interim champ.
An interim champ?
Okay.
Is that like the assistant to the manager?
Yeah. Assistant regional manager.
Yeah. That's what
it feels like. Now, I get it from a marketing standpoint.
It makes a ton of sense. Like, the casual
fan is going to click buy a lot
for that belt in some instances. It'll make
an extra $100,000 just because of
just random people clicking. And even
more so because of everybody
who's like, Oh, holy shit, it is for the belt. It's for the championship. But it doesn't make
any sense. And it's not fair. And it solves a problem too, because like, we don't know how
long Tony will be out. Right. But if you have Connor as the champ, not defending his belt,
and then they say, all right, all right, you know, we're going to give the official title over here
to this guy who's injured on the shelf like at some point
they need a champ that fights this could be the perfect fucking storm for conor mcgregor though
if max wins and holds both of connor's belts and connor comes back and he fights him twice
because you'd have to fight the same man twice to get both of your belts back.
Do they both have to change weights to fight each other again?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because right now, Conor has at his home the 145-pound championship belt and the 155-pound championship belt.
He's the champ champ.
But right now, technically, Max Holloway is the 145-pound champion, and Tony Ferguson is the interim 155-pound champion. The new champ of 155 will be determined on Saturday night, and it could,
could, not very likely, be Max Holloway, who currently also holds that 145. So he could be
the youngest champ champ of all time, and then connor would have to come back and fight someone he's he's already beaten once so it's it's a younger version of max holloway not
nearly as good but maybe maybe we're maybe it's a better version of conor mcgregor as well who knows
he'd have to come back fight the same man for both of his belts it would be unheard of it would be
so cool and if they found a way to do both belts in the same night i like connor in the next fight
regardless if if if max has both belts and goes up against connor that's very interesting to me
if habib wins the belt and then they fight for 155 in russia that's very interesting to me too
although it'll probably be in vegas like every other fight but yes they were talking about doing it in russia yeah yeah uh that's almost it's almost a meme now you know because
dana he's like you know what connor said he said he wants to be in russia can you believe that
you know it's like no not really i think i can't really believe it'll be his last one
i think i think connor will lose his next fight. It'll be a huge, super big event.
And he'll take the money and he'll be done.
I hope not.
If he fights again.
Yeah.
Like I said, there's that small chance for that dream sequence where he has to fight the same man for both of his belts.
Fight him twice.
Maybe they even...
It is so interesting to me
like especially if they make like some sort of weird thing out of it like like ufc 225 for the
155 pound championship belt and us ufc 227 for the 145 like they do them kind of back to back
or just barely staggered like one month it's 155 next month it's uh it's 145 that'd be cool that'd be cool yeah i i did the it's the second
fight i can't figure out because connor beat max once and and like we said it was a very different
max he sounded like an eight fight win streak and and such but if he beats max now he has two wins
and the third fight of this not even even a rubber match, you know,
at some point he's just bullying the poor guy.
Yeah.
But,
but what's,
I think what's actually going to happen if I,
if as a,
I,
my money was on Tony Ferguson to beat Habib.
Um,
but I can't,
I can't,
I can't bet against Habib against Max Holloway.
I,
I like,
you try to picture like a fighter's road to victory,
right?
I don't know what Max's road to victory, right? I don't know what
Max's road to victory is here.
This doesn't look good for him.
This doesn't bode well
going against this bigger, heavier,
stronger... Is he bigger, heavier, and stronger?
Yeah. I don't know.
I feel like Max is taller.
Max is taller, but Habib is just...
Habib walks around at like 205,
210 or something like that like yeah
i don't know i was i was he's a big boy i'm going by this terrible metric i i saw a picture
put together on um the mma subreddit i saw it you saw it and i i remember when anderson silver went
up to 205 it was like no way no way. No way he beats a 205.
He needs to stay in his lane.
And then he beat every 205er he faced.
He beat Forrest Griffin, an ex-champion.
It's true.
And it turns out that Max is doing the biggest weight cut that he's ever done
or they've ever seen for this fight.
Max must be like 185 right now i i i i hear you i've read
all that same stuff i i definitely agree with with a lot of it a lot of it makes sense but
i just think khabib stronger i think his fighting style is better you know with the wrestling i
don't think that max has been preparing for a wrestler i don't think he's been preparing for
that brutal ground and pound i don't think he's i don't think he's been preparing for that brutal ground to pound. I don't think he's, I don't think he can fend it off. Style is like out of the nineties. It's like hoist Gracie Tito
Ortiz, like wrestle, get a guy down and either sub him or pound him. Yeah. That style stopped
working a while ago until he started making it work. I don't know.
I look forward to it.
I'm definitely still excited about it.
It's a great replacement.
It's Saturday, right?
Saturday night, April 7th.
April 7th.
Big card.
We get to see Joe Lozon fight.
We get to see the Thug Rose fight.
It's a big night of fights.
I'm excited about it.
And it's in New York, which kind of bugs me.
I don't like that.
I feel like the reps there have done historically really terrible jobs,
like the New York-specific reps.
And then what's his name?
Mario Yamasaki is kind of a fucking tool anyway.
He always fucks up.
He'll let you get your brains beaten in.
Mario Yamasaki?
Yeah, he's a... That's a very interesting
juxtaposition of names. Isn't it, though?
I had never thought of that.
Yeah, Kyle's right, though. He's kind of...
I'm a Bia.
I wonder how the fighters feel
about it.
That's good.
I wonder how the fighters... Because sometimes the
fighters are like, hey,
don't you break this up?
You know,
until my eyes have rolled backwards,
I still have a shot.
And then there are other times where they're like,
why did you take it?
Why'd you let him take all that abuse?
Yeah.
I think,
you know,
if I look at the Twitter,
uh,
like,
like the,
the tweets that come out after some of his,
his poorly called fights and people are just all like,
Jesus, a lot of these people get brain damage
in there, Mario. This is not a
scenario that people come back from.
When you're just in the fetal position
and there's two and a half minutes left
and someone is just braining a guy
in the temple as full force,
as hard as they can, and they're looking at you like,
do the brains have to come out?
Or
one of the rules here?
He's dead, you know?
He's been dead.
Win by default.
It's like that scene from Sin City where Bruce Willis just beats
the yellow man until there's yellow pulp flying everywhere,
and there's a hole in the ground where the guy's head used to be.
I just want to watch him destroy something beautiful.
But is he a truly bad ref?
Because I know there's an equivalent in the NHL.
There's this guy named Tim Peel that everybody thinks is the worst ref as far as fans go.
Like misses everything.
Like, oh, he's the worst.
Tim Peel, he sucks.
But like the players themselves and the organization of the NHL are like, no, he's a good ref.
Like it's just a couple events that got memed up
and kind of ruined his reputation,
but not in the professional sphere.
Is it at all like this?
Let's watch a two-minute video.
Do the fighters like this guy?
No.
There's a lot of fighters
who call this guy a danger
to themselves and to the sport.
Okay, so this is all Mario Yamasaki is all Mario Yamasaki all Mario Yamasaki
This is one event okay. I expect it to be a montage, but all right ready set play
This is a Valentina ship chinko. She's a bad motherfucker
What is these sound effects?
Blades hitting the spore girl. Look at this.
She's dead! She's putting her hands up.
See, here's a scenario where the fighter on the bottom doesn't look like she wants it to end.
Yeah, she's got her hands like that. And Yamasaki's in a good position. The striking ratio in this fight was so out of hand.
I don't remember what it was, but let's just call it 150 to 3.
I'm not seeing...
That fighter on the bottom wants to be in there.
She is trying to... She is trying to escape.
Yeah.
Wouldn't you?
Well yeah, but I mean like she's not out cold. I was picturing people just getting
like kneed in the head out cold.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, until right now I was gonna say those shots weren't very hard. These look kinda
hard.
Alright, now it looks like maybe...
We're not done yet.
Even still, she's trying to improve position.
She's moving.
She's going to go to sleep, I think.
I love the choking sound.
She tapped.
All righty then.
I don't give a fuck.
I really don't know much about UFC because I figure as long as the person on the bottom is trying to change position and escape
is what he was saying, that you just let it go, right?
Until it gets to the point
where you're just not even fighting back and you're just
trying to cover your head.
Big John says that too. He's like,
look, prove to me that you still
want to be in this fight and we can let it go.
As soon as you're just sitting
there, like Taylor said, just covering
up and you look like you don't want to be there that fights over this
is a better one if he dies he dies that was called Mario Yamasaki if he dies he
dies which is of course a quote from rocky rocky for from Ivan Drago you ready? Yeah, three two one play I have a couple extra in there. That's a nice piece of the head.
If this was PKA, I'd stop this music already.
It's an unlisted video.
This guy's getting a shit beat out of him, but he's still trying.
You know what?
Let's turn the audio off.
Yeah, you can just mute it. It's not necessary.
These are just...
Oh.
Mario misses a huge knee to the dick.
That Mario did that fight?
Oh, my fucking dick, Mario.
Mama mia!
Watch this extra shot, Taylor, if you've never seen this.
Eh.
Eh.
You, like, kill somebody. This is the same one.
Dan Henderson
has taken that guy's silhouette
and made it his company logo. When you boot up Dan Henderson has taken that guy's silhouette and made it his company logo.
When you boot up Dan Henderson's television, it's Michael Bisping's silhouette.
That's fucked.
Is that what fucked his eye?
This guy looks pretty...
I think I'm almost sure it was that fight.
It was that hit.
I'm pretty sure, yeah, Taylor, that after that fight, the one they just memed up so many times, that man's eye never worked right again.
Yeah.
He's got like the eye or something?
One pupil is like permanently dilated.
Yeah, it looks pretty fucked up.
He's still fighting.
Is that?
Oh, it's a couple of strong elbows to the head.
Oh, Jesus.
This guy is just kidding.
See, now this is a scenario where you really stop it.
That guy is not even...
He doesn't look like he wants to be there.
He's not moving his body.
He's just holding a...
Oh, my God.
It's really gotten too far at that point.
Now he's like oh thank god
Is that Travis Brown?
Yeah
Alright this one looks like it could probably be over
Yeah especially because he's not doing any
That's the guy hitting it
Yeah that's not the man
You want to be getting free punches Behind your ear while you're in the fetal position
Wait, yeah that guy's yelling at people
You in depth
You're missing the piece of scalp buddy
What a need that part? Oh
Yeah You're missing a piece of scalp, buddy. I didn't need that part. Oh. Yeah.
The guy that lost that fight, I really like him as a fighter.
I watched this fucking fight.
Oh, my God.
Romero hit him with that knee.
Dude.
I wish they showed the wound, like, right now,
so you could really quantify how serious that knee was.
He split open.
There was so much.
Like, blood immediately started spurting.
It wasn't like, oh, look, it's starting to trickle out.
It was like, oh, God, there's already, like, two handfuls of blood out.
It's been a quarter of a second.
Like, it was bad.
It was terrible.
And Weidman won two and a half rounds of that three-round fight.
It was just the one part that he didn't do well in.
Mario's a bad motherfucker.
He's probably got connections with the Yakuza and the Italian mob. Yeah, yeah, you can't fuck with him. You can't fuck with him. That's a bad motherfucker. Mario's probably got connections with the Yakuza and the Italian mob.
Yeah, you can't fuck with him.
That's what it is.
I haven't talked to Taylor about this.
Have we talked about the
NHL backup goalie yet?
A little bit, but not
too much. Or maybe we did it during the call
with the Patreons. I don't think
we've talked about it on this yet.
It's a shame that it happened for Chicago, but
I don't really care. It was still really neat.
That dude was in the... And I saw a couple
memes on PPA. Can you explain how backup goalies work
or emergency goalies work to the audience?
Yeah, so basically
you're only allowed to have a certain number of pro players
signed on your
roster at a given point, and so you can't just
have like, you know, here are two main NHL goalies.
And then we have this other professional goalie
just in case they both get injured
and this other one in case he gets injured.
And so you can only have two goalies
on your roster in one given night.
And if both of them get injured,
you have a designated emergency backup goalie.
And this is just some dude,
some dude who like used to play in college,
like had some experience and they never get to play.
Before this, the only time it had happened was a guy got brought in for the last 13 seconds of a game just because they needed a goalie there.
And this guy played 14 minutes, like most of the third period in an NHL game.
He literally plays beer league hockey with his buddies, and he is a CPA during the day.
Did he have like seven saves?
Yeah, he had seven saves.
One of them was actually really good, and you could see in the crowd the Hawks fans almost groaning before the shot was taken because you don't expect them to save it.
They're like, oh, oh, oh!
Ho, ho!
We got a gamer here.
Yeah, he did awesome.
I'm dating a girl that's a hockey fan, was she was chewing my ear off about this whole scenario
She sends me clips of like the Blues getting scored on to like forward over to you
Yeah, I think she likes the Golden Knights but among others but but there's someone else
She was like, what the fuck do you have a blackhawks jersey
on the floor in your bathroom i was like oh that's a spike jersey yeah
see my buddy is a big blues fan and i don't give a fuck either way so i just looked up who they
hate the most and bought that sweater but uh that guy the accountant dude is pretty sharp and funny
his interview after the game was hilarious.
They're like, so what were you thinking going in there?
He's like, honestly, until two hours ago,
I was just really stressed out about tax season,
trying to get things done.
And then they invited me here,
and I just finished up a game with the Chicago Blackhawks.
They're like, what did you think as you were walking out?
And Joel Quinville, the head coach, was laughing to himself.
He's like, well, I probably
would have laughed too. But that was really, really cool for him. Like that's a great one-upsman
story for the rest of your life. It's going to come true. Like they make movies about stuff like that,
usually under like better, like, you know, you've got like the high school pitching coach who like
gets put in the majors and gets to pitch a major league game or maybe in the World Series or something like that.
But that's as close as you get in the real fucking world to something like that.
That's really cool.
His friends must be so –
It would make for such a terrible movie though.
If you don't spice it up, it's just him doing taxes for four months.
You say that.
Do you remember the premise of Rudy, though?
Yeah.
I mean, he played one play, right?
Not many.
It might have been one.
I think he only got one play.
Rudy had a much more motivational story.
He was trying the whole time to get on the team, whereas this guy, like, that would have been, like, the first, you know, 90 minutes of the film would have been like getting beeped.
Jim, did you forget about the mandatory HR meeting today?
We started about five minutes ago.
I just wanted to check you're coming in.
Christ.
God, I fucking hate Tina.
Did you get the cover for the TPS report?
Yeah.
I'll make sure you get a copy of the memo.
Now, I noticed you didn't update your Outlook calendar.
You did see that we were putting all these events in now, not in the shared calendar. Yeah, we're going to need you to put it in the shared calendar,
like that kind of shit. But yeah, that was great. I'm glad you're dating a hockey fan.
Hopefully a little bit of that will rub off on you and you'll enjoy it. Has she made you watch
any games? Kyle? What? I'm sorry. I'm out a little bit during hockey talk yeah yeah yeah i was reading i was
reading about the the youtube shooting here like i thought there was an interesting detail to add
but it's it's nothing it's it's it's my it's oh it's been overplayed i'm sorry what was your
question it's been over i was saying uh have has she made you watch any games? And I was hoping that would get you in a little more.
No?
No, no, no.
She was the one who was like wanting, like when she visited up there,
she was wanting you to take her to the game.
And I was like, nah, he's busy.
I would have taken her to the game.
I know you would have.
That's why I told her you were busy.
Is she from the North?
There's not a lot of hockey fans from Georgia.
No, she's not from the North.
Okay.
But anyway, you mentioned that YouTube shooting.
Apparently, it's a woman who did it, which is pretty rare.
I don't know if there's any details out about why she did it.
I've read a bunch of stuff.
It seems like maybe it was some sort of a love triangle.
I'm just reading what the guys in my little Discord are saying.
They're saying something about,
so apparently only one victim was shot at YouTube
and that two other ones were next door.
And he's got a link here.
He said this doctor's calling out the media on their bullshit.
I guess maybe some misreporting or something.
I feel like they were just kind of blowing things out of proportion.
Not that it's a small deal for anyone to get shot, really,
but, you know, whatever.
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what it actually was.
I want to know what the weapon was. Do we know anything?
It had to be a pistol if she got in there with it, right?
She's in San Fran.
I doubt that she's locked and loaded with an ak or anything i'd bet a handgun
well if it's just a handgun it's not gonna get a huge play on the media i wouldn't think of course
not of course not it's not it's a wrong guy yeah that's isn't it it's odd that you don't
like like schools are so common or not so as far
as mass shootings go it seems like uh i know actually i'm shooting myself in the foot because
i read something literally the other day that workplace is still more common than uh than school
shootings as far as mass shootings are concerned there's a uh there's a store uh down in atlanta
called going postal it's a postal supply store.
And every time I see it, I laugh my ass off.
Because, like, I used to have a shirt when I thought it was funny in high school that had the postal logo.
Like, it's like a blue eagle in a square box.
Except they had an AK-47 and it said Goin' Postal on the shirt.
I loved that shirt.
But I was like, do you think that they know what that means do you think everyone who sees it knows what they mean because
like the teachers knew what your shirt meant oh fuck them it because i mean like the people who
are driving past this postal supply store because like if you're listening everyone knows what it
means i don't think you say going postal without being in on that joke. Yeah. It just means you're going crazy.
But the reason for it is because it used to be that it happened a lot that postal workers went crazy
and then went back to work with a gun and started shooting their coworkers
because of their monotonous, mind-numbing job of sorting mail.
That does seem like a terrible job.
It was somehow both monotonous and high stress.
I don't think.
Yeah.
Like, if I lose this letter, it doesn't fucking matter.
But I can't lose a letter.
Can't lose one.
And I think there's productivity demands that were hard for humans to meet.
Yes.
Makes sense.
But they'd come into work and shoot everybody.
Dude, if you tried to wear a going postal shirt in 2018 in a high school, they'd like suspend you.
There's no way that they would let you walk around
with a shirt like that now.
Sounds about right.
I'm looking for
the shirt that I used to wear,
the exact one. I bet it's on Amazon.
I got it at Spencer's, I think, back
in the day. I was like
17 or something, 16 or 17.
They're similar shirts.
I don't know.
I thought it was fucking hilarious.
I'm still not completely over the Mr. Big video we watched at the top of the show.
I'm going to end up watching that again.
I've seen it six times now.
It's like your favorite song on your
iPod back in the day. It shows like the number of plays and it's like five times
as high as anything else. Did you ever see that meme where it was that like it
was one dude's iTunes library that it was on 4chan and he was like you know
it's like a what's your favorite song thread and it was like something by Linkin Park wake up I don't know the name of the song and he's like, what's your favorite song thread? And it was like something by Linkin Park, Wake Up.
I don't know the name of the song.
And he's like, that one.
They're like, why?
He's like, it's such a good song.
I have 36,000 plays on it.
They're like, fuck you.
You're making shit up.
And he posted a screenshot of his iTunes library.
It had one song in it.
It was that Linkin Park song, and it had 36,000 plays.
And people started doing, of course, 4chan math.
They're like, have you been listening to this nonstop since 04? When it released? Did you bought this? There's
so many listens. 36,000 plays times four minutes, that's not an insignificant amount of time.
You could have become a blacksmith or learned to motorcycle or something in that amount
of time.
But anyway, I love stupid little memery like that that you occasionally see on 4chan. You or learn to motorcycle or something in that amount of time.
But anyway, I love stupid little memery like that that you occasionally see on 4chan.
You just have to sift through so much nonsense to find the funny shit.
Reddit, for example, has millions of users, right?
4chan apparently has hundreds, from what I can tell.
But there are very powerful hundred, right?
It's, shit, I don't know, the 15 guys from Vietnam
up against the Roman soldiers, you know?
Like that kind of mismatch.
I feel like what 4chan accomplishes with some scripts
and some motivation is out of this world.
Yeah, it's, I wish that companies didn't learn their lesson
about doing surveys online
to figure things out and to name things
because those were some of the funniest pranks
in like the late...
What do you call the 2000 to 2009?
The thousands?
The oddies.
The oddies?
Yeah, that's nothing.
Odd, right?
Like not odd. Oddies. Yeah. It didn't really catch on. No, it's nothing. Ot, right? Like not.
Yeah, it didn't really catch on.
No, it hasn't.
It should be called the Noughties.
I like not as a, you know, parallel.
Nothing that's gonna catch on either.
It's good though.
It's nautical, right?
No, like it was all for not, right?
Like it was all for nothing.
It should be the Noughties.
But you know, that's not it was all for nothing. It should be the noughties. But, you know,
that's not the world
we live in. Even now we don't have a
thing. We gotta wait till the 20s.
We went through a big drought of
ease. We're in the teens now.
Right? It's like the 19 teens,
the 20 teens.
To be fair, it all sounds pretty shit up until
20s. We didn't plan that
out. I agree.
I wonder what the Chinese say.
It's only like the year 1300 or something over there.
That might not be true, but I'm pretty sure it is.
They have a whole different year structure over there.
How are they so much more advanced in manufacturing than us,
given that they're 700 years behind?
I don't think they're more advanced in manufacturing.
I think they just do a lot more of it.
Because I remember...
I was just trying to come up with something
with them being 700 years behind.
I mean, a lot of them, like,
a shockingly small number of Chinese people
actually have internet access by percentage.
Like, there's still, like, huge swaths of China
where they're, like, farming and, like, living,
like, it's, you know, 100 years in the they're farming and living like it's a hundred years
in the past. The ones that have it all
fucking play PUBG, apparently.
Oh, and do they thrash you?
No, they cheat.
Yeah, they're widely known for cheating.
Yeah, it's apparently
their culture is a culture of cheaters.
The new map came out
and I don't know how many thousands of keys
they gave out, but it's like a private map. It loads up as its own separate game to play the new map came out. Yeah, they only I don't know how many thousands of keys they gave out but it's like a private map like it loads up as its own person separate game to play the new map and
And everybody's really friendly in there
There's a hundred people like talking at once and you would think that get out of hand quickly
But if you say something normal everybody listen, I was like, you know what the best thing about this is
There's no fucking Chinese people in here and like 99 people were like, you know what the best thing about this is? There's no fucking Chinese people in here. And like 99 people were like, yeah, yeah, keep them out.
Keep them out.
And then someone yelled, race war.
We're building a great firewall to keep LG safe.
They have a great firewall.
They cheat on trade deals.
They cheat on gun body.
Cisco built it.
That's good.
Getting people angry at video games is a way that they increase mass shootings.
Check it out.
Kyle said culturally they cheat.
That's just like a thing that happens.
It's known that Chinese people cheat at this game.
In real life, in India, culturally culturally they just put anything on their resume like their
resume doesn't have to be like at all related to things that they know or have done it's just like
it's just a like a game to put things on this piece of paper that gets you an interview
and uh and nobody does their due diligence well and, as a hiring person, you really have to, like, test them to make sure that they know the things that are on their resume.
So you have to know it.
When you were on the International Space Station, why would you?
One time we hired a guy, and he came, and he didn't know anything.
And I was one of the
interviewers but I wasn't as like a supervising manager and the supervising
manager would go like you after like day three he's like this is bullshit we did
a phone interview and it wasn't you you don't know anything you had a friend do
your phone interview we can tell by how incompetent you are that guy on the phone was good he acted incredulous he
was like oh my god you know like like how could you even be saying that don't
bullshit me is that was what he said to him don't bullshit me like how could you
say that why would you say that that wasn't me?
That was me.
And he's like, no bullshit.
No bullshit.
Admit it.
He never did.
But that was his letter.
It plays into what you said about resumes.
Something happened on Twitter today about that.
This dude named Kurt Eichenwald, who's like a reporter and author.
And he's the dude who like year or two ago tweeted a screenshot
out of his desktop.
And it had a bunch of hentai and weird porn that was still on the desktop. You see those
ridiculous things. And all his followers were immediately like, what? There's tentacle porn
up here? And his defense was like, yeah yeah i was sitting around with my wife and kids and they didn't believe that tentacle porn existed and i wanted to show
them that they did and i but i couldn't find it and it's like okay well aside from the fact that
if you actually wanted to find it you could do one google search for tentacle porn and it would
come up like what weeds and roads did you get off into like it was like the strisand effect of
denying it but he got in more stupid shit today.
And at the beginning of the day, his Twitter bio read contributing editor, Vanity Fair,
MSNBC contributor, New York Times bestselling author.
And MSNBC was like, you are not a contributor to MSNBC and you haven't been for a while.
And so then it became contributing editor, Vanity Fair, New York Times bestselling author. And Vanity Fair's spokesperson came out and said,
you haven't been an editor here in four years, you haven't contributed anything,
you're no longer affiliated with us, we didn't even renew your contract.
And so now he's down to New York Times bestselling author and people are all going,
I'm trying to find a list of books from New York Times bestselling authors and I
don't see his anywhere on recent years.
Can someone help me find it?
And so soon he's going to be straight out of bio.
Tentacle porn enthusiast.
Cartoon lover.
He just needs to run out quick.
And just that it all happened over the course of today
was funny.
It'd be fun if he owned it and just straight up
changed it to be like cartoon lover.
I wish someone had done
that to wings years ago when his he his his twitter bio used to be what was it i used to be
impressive you know he was you know he was some sort of media marketing manager he was an owner
of uh of uh he was a restaurateur metallurgical engineer, YouTube, what's the, it's so funny
when YouTubers call themselves some sort of something fancy.
Like you make YouTube videos, bro.
Like stop acting like, I mean, there's some nice ones.
I get it, you know, but still you're a YouTube.
Digital video entrepreneur.
Yeah, something like digital media marketing manager
of blah, blah, blah.
Some crazy shit.
Okay, alright.
Yeah. They use about eight words
more than you need it to to say that
you get paid $10 occasionally
to tweet something. Just because it says
you have 200 characters to use
doesn't mean you need to fill it up.
You can shorten that shit. I wonder what Wings is doing right now. He doesn't need to fill it up. You can shorten that shit.
I wonder what Wings is doing right now.
He's probably streaming.
He does that every day.
I keep that window open.
I get an alert.
When he goes live,
I'm in this chair.
It was so funny, the way that video
is talking about
trolling Wings and get banned again.
And then make a new account the next day.
Hey, that's what we do.
That's what we all do.
It's fun.
So I like watching the wing story, but I do it like I follow sports, you know.
I pop on the website.
I see what's new, how records are going who's scoring
well stuff like that uh i don't invest the time that you do to watch it play out live
yeah oh you have to you have to it it's it's it's so nice when you can be part of the action when
you can influence the game a little bit like you could be that that cubs fan who reaches in and
steals the uh steals the series
away from the cubs oh yeah and have to go on witness protection yeah yeah yeah um you know
is it we'll we'll we'll uh like eight of us will be in a in a discord and we'll just be watching
and uh it's so funny like like no we'll put a few troll comments in there nothing too mean but you
know just just you know call him richard or something because he you know that's not mean
it's like it's like it's like why don't you like people to call you richard because my
name's not richard it's like he's getting so mad at that or you know the poster behind him which
is carl sagan it's a it's a painting that he had commissioned of carl sagan it cost him 300 bucks
it is shit tier and and you know the funny thing is to be like who's that picture of because it's
been answered a million times.
He needs a chat bot to just answer that question automatically.
But you start answering the questions.
You get one of your friends to ask the question, and then you answer it for them.
Ah, that's his dad.
Jesus Christ.
And you're like, no, that's not my dad.
And somebody else is like, no, it's not his dad, you morons.
That's Norm MacDonald.
And you can see him slowly start turning green.
Isn't that like one of those internet rules that if you want the answer to something,
you don't ask the question, you post the incorrect information?
That's right.
That's right.
Someone will come and tell you.
That's how I troll.
It's the fun way to troll.
You don't have to call him names or something. something you could just frustrate him you can just make him
waste a lot of time on nonsense
they can waste a bunch of time on nonsense it's a wonderful way to I just
open up a bottle of grand gala and let the night flow by i love that kyle's kyle's drinking grand gala asking questions so
that wings wastes his time well like we're playing video games already right you know we're playing
pub g or sea of thieves or something somebody's like different now oh wings just went live and
we're oh well shit let's take a break everybody tune on over to that you know we're already
killing time just just having a good just you know just playing video games or doing something silly like that but
when wings goes live it's it's time to time to tune in it'd be fun to watch him get good at
monetizing that right like like rage it up answer questions go crazy put it in sub only mode right
like he does that's what he does we sub like i sub to troll. The nice thing about subbing to troll is he doesn't want to ban you, right? Because he sees that you just dropped $5 on him. So he'll put up with quite a bit before he finally hits that ban button. And it's kind of fun to get real close. You know that game where you push quarters across the table and you try to get it as close to the edge as you possibly can you compete with someone else that's what we do
we get a little closer to the edge every time with every comment until you get banned and they're
like ah i'm out all right all right you gotta do it carefully like the prank calls right remember
we like you would be like hey do you have pantyhose yeah yeah i need to hide my identity
and someone else be like do you have zip ties another guy do you have pantyhose? Yeah, yeah, I need to hide my identity. And someone else would be like, do you have zip ties?
Another guy, do you have a casket in stock?
Ruin the whole prank, right?
I feel like there's a parallel with the trolling.
You know, you got to ask it and you can frustrate them and make them rage, but you need to be plausibly innocent.
Yeah, those guys are like Carver. You have to be a little tactful.
You can't just, you know, go overboard and make it unrealistic.
And I bet Kyle's very good at that.
It's like that joke from Super Troopers,
right, where they go over to the
car and they see how many times they can say meow
in a sentence before the guy will be like,
what the fuck are you doing? Now calm down, meow.
Are you saying meow?
Am I saying meow? And the other guy's like,
alright, I'll count that one. He's counting them above the car.
But then Farva comes in
and he's like, I don't play that game
You guys play
Well, we see me times. We can say meow meow. I'm gonna see how many times I can call him a chicken fucker
No, he's ruined the game. He's like he like goes the way what's up chicken fucker
Like he immediately this blows the fun of the game and you know he doesn't he completely misses the point
Yeah, I don't remember who that was the sequel comes out uh april 20th 420 oh nice i'll check that out for sure yeah is it like
straight to netflix no no it's uh they uh it's gonna i think it's gonna be a big movie i mean maybe not it's not
the avengers or anything but i think it's gonna do well i want to see a friday kid one i'm sorry
i watched that too yeah yeah yeah we were talking about that the other day it's called cobra kai
when does it come yeah i don't know i'll check real quick yeah i'm down to watch cobraobra Kai. It looks fun. Yeah.
I'm going to order a Cobra Kai shirt May 2nd.
Next month. That's not too long.
That's less than a month from now.
Yeah, yeah.
It looks fun to me. I know it's not going to be a good movie, but I'm going to watch it.
Same thing with Super Troopers. They raised the money
with a Kickstarter or something like that.
They were letting you know along the way that
hey, if we get
$30,000 more, we can get
a real bear.
And people are like, well, shit, if you're going to
get a real... Alright, well now
for $70,000 more, we can
get... I don't remember the actual
big league actor who plays
the police chief,
but we can get him.
Fuck yeah! And everybody just keeps donating. I don't remember what they raised, a million, two million dollars or can get him. And they're like, fuck yeah!
And everybody just keeps donating.
I don't remember what they raised, a million, two million dollars
or something like that, but they got all the stuff
in there they wanted to, so I'm looking forward to it.
Is the new Terror out yet?
Tuesday, tonight.
Comes out tonight, yeah.
And I'm all caught up.
I know we're over an hour, but a little Walking Dead talk.
I'm current on both
the comic book and the show.
For whatever reason, I paused the show with three minutes left.
And you know how Walking Dead, the last couple of minutes, is usually like a big twist.
You're like, ooh, that main character's been tied up and captured.
Or this person got bit.
Every show ends with a little something.
I had three minutes left.
And I gave few enough fucks that i just watched it the next day yeah whatevs fuck that show fuck that show
fuck that show i'm not watching it now uh don't watch it oh yeah don't don't watch battle star
galactic instead it's it's a it's a good show that's a better show yeah terror is fun it's
much smaller time investment.
Yeah.
I like the Terror.
I'm looking forward to it tonight.
Definitely going to watch.
Yeah.
Oh, and I... No, I was wrong.
Never mind.
I was going to say Better Call Saul came out,
but we looked into that,
and it just came out on Netflix.
Yeah, not yet.
Old stuff.
Yeah.
All right.
Call it a wrap?
Yeah.
Yeah.
PKN 189.