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There it is, we're live.
Painkiller Nearly, episode 192.
Alright, so based on popular demand,
we will only be discussing
wings and hockey
and fitness
and UFC.
So, uh,
fucking Mahega Megaman
is doing crazy.
The scourge of
Kazakhstan, they call him.
He gets kicked gets around goat heads or whatever the fuck that sport was.
I don't even know what MMA Kyle's excited about.
I don't know.
We were being sarcastic, but I mean, if we were going to discuss MMA, and we're not,
Kevin Lee made Barbosa's eye look like a bloody vagina the other night
uh so that was interesting i didn't watch but i guess we're not discussing it no no we won't
discuss another thing we're not discussing wings that's what that's what he said that's what he
said yeah um yeah yeah that was the first thing on my list it's such an interesting uh schism
between the two groups that are discussing pka you know where like the
subreddit is which is to be it is the smaller group but it's the more like hardcore i would say
they a lot of them they're they're still pretty split but a lot of them a higher percentage of
them are like i don't like wings talk as much the youtube comments as i was going through they seem
to really really like it. Of course.
Yeah.
Yeah, you'll never get a firm grasp on who wants what.
I think the majority of people like Wingstalk,
and those that don't like it need to understand that the whole reason the guest was there was for Wingstalk.
He contacted us.
He's like, hey, I want some Wingstalk.
Some deep lore.
Yeah, that's what he was here for so
this is related to wings talk but wings tings is back but i feel like sean ranklin if i'm getting
his name right is the new king in this space are we seeing it this way all over yeah yeah well i
thought we weren't gonna do wings talk we're. We're not talking about Wings. Oh, we're talking about Wings
Channel. This is Wings Talk Talk.
Ah!
A loophole!
Suck it, haters!
How many layers of irony are we on?
Yeah, Sean Rankin
got 50,000 views in about
48 hours on his most recent video.
Yeah, and
I hear what you're saying about Wingstings being back.
And I could be wrong about this.
I'm really not as into it as I jokingly say I am.
So I'm not sure.
But I think that maybe someone who just like, you know how you can change your channel name to anything?
I think someone may have changed their channel name to Wingstings and then just ripped his stuff and is using it.
That's possible, but I'm not really sure.
It could be.
I'm not looking that carefully.
I guess you could look at all his...
Oh, you think they took his whole history of videos, too?
I don't know.
I haven't looked into that.
It just seems like when the intro comes on, it's kind of blurry, like someone ripped it
and then re-uploaded it.
The God of War stuff made me want to play God of War.
And I might have this wrong.
So I don't mean to insult his gaming skills.
I don't want to get banned.
But it seemed like he had spent about an hour and 20 minutes on the first initial Gollum-like characters.
And I mean Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
That kind of describes the kind of character he was fighting.
There was a couple of them.
And he spent like an hour doing that.
Have you seen this, Taylor?
So God of War, the new God of War game came out.
And it's sort of a quick time event game.
That's how I always knew it.
But like watching the new game play.
First of all, Wings is an excellent gamer.
And this is right up his alley.
But he was really struggling with it.
He put it on like the most difficult difficulty level.
And the game is like, are you fucking sure, bro?
Because this means you are actually a god of war when you play on this level.
And he's like, I'm an adult, all right?
Just give it to me. And he's like, yes. And he's like i'm an adult all right just give it to me
and he's like yes and he's like are you really really sure because there's no going back when
you die you die you will be kratos himself incarnate if you play the game at this level
and he's like yes yeah are you sure yes yes yes you have to know for like a decade i've been
hearing wings say like i play every game on the hardest level.
It's like a part of his sense of self-worth, beating games on their hardest level.
He's platinumed everything, which is, you know, getting all the achievements.
But apparently God of War is another level on just how difficult it was.
Because Wings is not bad at games.
But God of War made it look like he was.
He was like, what am I doing wrong?
Why can't I beat Schmeagle?
It looked so frustrating.
In my head, I was like, man, just drop it down to hard.
You don't have to go to easy or normal.
Just drop it down to hard.
I feel like nobody is going to mind.
Or start raging now and feed into it. But he didn't either. He got really frustrated. And it was sad to mind, or start raging now and feed into it.
But he didn't either.
He got really frustrated.
And it was sad to see, honestly.
I was like, I wanted to see him win.
I really did.
Because I'm interested in that game.
I don't have a PlayStation 4, but it made me want to get one.
It's got cool look in combat.
I've never played personally, but I've watched people play that game before,
one of the previous ones.
And it's an aesthetically very cool game.
The way you fight, it's really fluid.
The guy himself is like covered in like the kind of sand or white shit or whatever that they would put on people.
Or what I imagine they put on them before they go fight in the Coliseum, you know, where they're like whiting them all up.
And then they give them like red stripes.
It's a very cool game.
I appreciated what he was going through.
cool game i appreciated what he was going through because um so i'm not as good at gamers wings but i do have the same kind of attitude where it's like i will bang my head against this brick wall
hundreds of times until that wall gives in you know and and that i did i did a stream where i
did um what is the last scene called in cod 4 where you, where you're on the plane trying to rescue the guy?
Oh,
oh shit.
Like the,
the slow motion one where you have to kill the guy.
Did you guys do that with the headshot?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was,
that was pretty hard when you put it on veteran or whatever the toughest one
was.
Cause it was like,
there's not enough time for any of this.
My club.
My club.
Yeah,
that's great.
That's exactly it.
So I did, i had done i'd
beaten cod and then i had become like a multiplayer guy and i was even a pretty well-known youtuber
and i was like you know i don't have the mile high club achievement i'm gonna go get this on
a live stream and i just beat my head against that wall and i i don't know how many times i tried it
i might have tried it like 150 times on stream,
but I had done it like 100 times privately prior to that.
It was really hard for me.
I just wasn't feeling it.
It's hard.
And I was getting some bad advice in the chat, you know,
like go the other way, try this, try that.
And I didn't know that I was getting bad advice.
And that led me to like down the wrong path a couple times
that I might not have taken had I not been live streaming.
Is that the most difficult thing you've ever done in gaming, like that?
You know what?
For me personally, there was another part in COD 4 that was even harder.
There was no fighting in the war room.
It's a time...
That was difficult.
Yeah.
What happened was I'd gotten myself in a bit of
a pickle like so what happens is if you have enough time it'll do like an auto save and then
when you die you pick up from there i must have hit an auto save when i just barely had enough
time which meant that i really pretty much had to clear this level while sprinting you know it would have
been easier to start over again and I I just it I that took me several days that section yeah that
one was hard you're like invading a missile silo and like the deal is like the missiles are about
to launch like nuclear missiles and you've got to like invade the missile silo kill i'm gonna guess 40 50 guys who are in like five man seven
man squads as you go like through these tunnels and like it's it's it's brutal and you know you're
picking up weapons as you go and it's timed right so like i hate timed levels like uh
borderlands is a game where there's no clock on it and oftentimes in borderlands if you have all the
patience in the world it's an easy game you're like oh look if i stand way out here in the
fucking distance he doesn't even shoot back it's like he doesn't see me so i just put like you
know like a thousand headshots in this guy even though i'm four levels lower than i should be
when it's time like you gotta run you get in there, and it's very difficult.
So that for me was harder, I think, than
Mile High Club. Sometimes Borderlands
was pretty easy, though. You'd be up against
Terramorphius or
Progenitus or whatever the big monster was.
But if you
get low,
like...
He's the scat man
all right damn it you know what the hardest cod level for me was
was no russian because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't kill everyone in the airport you run out of ammo and you just have to start
knifing those people waiting in security well they hide in please no there should
be an achievement for that I love when there's a mission I love whenever you
get to a mission because I thought it would be one it was not though my
favorite mission I think was Halo 2 though the the final mission of halo 2 when you're driving uh like a
warthog uh like to safety as the planet explodes or the ring explodes whatever it is and it's like
and you're like you're driving through this path as the like land crumbles beneath you and at the
end you hit a ramp and you jump out
of the warthog and grab the bottom of the spaceship and like crawl your way up and it's it's so it
like get you remember how the warthog had a mind of its own in the air though yeah it would like
like launch off perfectly straight you'd be like no no no no because it would just start
listless like you could turn in midair and it would act and it would turn it like halo oh man
halo got me so pumped i was so pumped when halo 2 ended and he's like master chief like ends up on the like
side of like the gigantic alien drop ship or whatever it is and it goes through a rift like
wormhole and it shows up like next to earth and and uh they're the like the general or whatever
is like wait a minute we're getting up we're getting a signal that's that's spartan 117
master chief what are you doing on that giant alien drop ship because
he's like hanging out of the side of a ship the size of a town he's like finishing the fight sir
it's and then the end and it ends it ends it just goes to credits
i was standing in that midnight release game with all those stinky fuckers. I have a Halo story. I'm finishing the fight.
I played on a live stream, and I won't mention names because it's all ancient history now.
He's just frozen there smiling.
So there was a Halo game where you could play with four people
i don't remember which one it was but it was a co-op oh okay all right so so halo odst i played
it in a live stream with three people one of them was a girl and uh i don't know we're just
banging around going through the game it seemed pretty easy it might have been a short campaign
compared to most games but the girl at least like pretended that she really liked me that she thought my voice was
amazing and uh i might have had like a scheduled upload or or maybe she just noticed a video or
something but she's like what do you have a new video out it's like yeah you know whatevs and she's like you can hear her playing it and
pretending to be masturbating to the sound of my voice on stream and uh it was just like flattering
i'm sure that's that's not the first time a lady's masturbated to the sound of
woody's gamer tag voice i i think it might be there's a new Mail Monday. I know there are a couple
Jackoff questions being answered.
Someone's going to cream their pants
in a sleepover or some shit.
I need some advice on how to avoid that.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's just one of the weird takeaways
I have from my whole YouTube career.
It's like, oh, yes, yes.
And I'm just like,
I think I wrapped up the stream
like politely like yeah you know they called it called it jack you wouldn't like this at all that
was yeah like i single woody might have played along with it hummed put that yeah put that bass
right on your pussy or something that's what stern did stern did that yeah i'm telling taylor like like it's it's sort of it's
shown in his movie like you should see private parts like howard stern's movie it's actually
good like it was so good it was one of those things where like a non-actor does a movie and
it's so good that they're like i can never do another movie again because that actually worked
that was my peak yeah he peaked so hard like like
that's that's part of how he got the the the nickname the king of all media because at one
point he had the number one radio show the number one movie in the country and the number one book
in the country like simultaneously and and they and they dubbed him the king of all media and he
was like oh never gonna fuck that up no no we're not gonna bomb at another movie uh but but there's a part where like this and in the in the movie it's a
gorgeous woman calls in and tells him like she's hot for him or whatever and he's like
and he gets her to take her big speakers like she's got this big like gigantic speakers like
lay them on the ground and straddle them a straddle like the uh the subwoofer and he starts and she's just like making her come on air
with his voice it's it's great that does sound pretty funny i need to listen to some classic
stern i i could definitely recommend you some of the best bits one of my favorite is uh you know
he's got the whack pack or whatever there's a guy a guy called... What's his name? It's Eric... Eric the Retard?
No.
I think it's Eric the Retard.
I'm spacing.
I haven't had much sleep.
But anyway, he gets a retarded guy who's a comment on the show.
And basically, they dress him up like an astronaut in studio.
And they tell him he's going to the moon.
Not...
He's going to pretend to go to the moon.
He's going to the moon. And here's your spaceship. pretend to go to the moon. He's going to the moon.
And here's your spaceship.
They've got a cardboard box mocked up like a spaceship.
They put him in it.
I think you've told me this before.
Yeah, they shake it.
And they're like, you're on the moon.
What's it like?
It's scary.
He starts freaking out.
And they had to be like, all right, you're coming back now.
You're coming back now.
Oh, he's back.
And they open it up and he comes out a little tearful.
He's like, allful Like I went too far
He probably came out a little less retarded though
Mmm, he does become an astronaut. He did know that he didn't actually go to the moon when he came out. I know
No, like that's see that's the benefit of being retarded. No hole in the ceiling from better
benefit of being retarded there's no hole in the ceiling from beth up like little things he could have put the pieces together no i couldn't do that uh you know all the characters are good but yeah
i could recommend to you some uh some excellent stern um there's some what's what's the funnier
moments aren't even on the surface funny like if i describe them to you're like
but like like you know it's when they start harping and picking on the ancillary characters of the show until that character breaks and has a rageful moment.
Like Fred, if I remember correctly, bought his mother a cake for some anniversary birthday day kind of thing.
And he got the frozen cookie puss cake from Dairy Queen or whatever. And they start making fun of frozen cookie puss cake from like Dairy Queen or whatever.
And they start making fun of the cookie puss cake for 45 minutes.
They're mocking him for buying his mother this cake until he finally snaps and starts like yelling at people.
Is this an erotic cake?
No, no.
Or is that just a silly name from DC?
It's just a silly name.
I'm having a hard trouble.
Yeah, let me show you.
I'm having trouble picturing just like a cock cake cock cake here's my question though so i've watched a lot of stern
i've seen them pick on each other i they seem to get really mad they argue they fight etc
now what i want to know is right like they go the cookie puss he snaps he gets crazy he's like you
guys you didn't shut up it's's cake. You're my mom.
When they go to commercial, are they like, yeah, that's some good radio we just put out.
I think it depends. So I bet they do. So some of the characters, you know, do that and they don't
like that. So they actually hit them with like personal stuff like J.D. They they have a guy
named John Hind on the show who I think may have had a background in actual investigative journalism okay like like he's
the kind of guy who would go like look into momar gaddafi's like and this is a retarded guy no no no
no no no no this is a a guy with an investigative journalism background named john you got me
thinking that they're all retarded no No, no. This guy's employed
by the show. He's like a credentialed journalist. He's the guy who would be like looking into
Muammar Gaddafi's like sexy bodyguards or whatever and like getting the dirt on him.
But instead, they'll assign him to members of the staff. All right, you follow J.D. around
for the next two weeks. Find every weird, embarrassing, odd thing about him.
I want you to look under his fingernails.
Get the dirt.
Come back.
We mock him on the air.
The mystery of the missing chromosome.
And he comes back and he's like,
well, it turns out that JD doesn't wash his sheets.
And I mean ever.
It's been over a year since JD has washed his sheets.
And then they mock JD endlessly about that. They find out
that JD spends thousands of dollars a month on cam girls and has them have them do weird shit,
like put peanut butter on their pussy and have their little dog lick it off and stuff.
That's more embarrassing than the sheets thing. But I also question that guy's investigative
integrity. If he's willing to make a year-long claim after two weeks, how can you believe him?
Well, becaused admitted it
lately and and then there was always having an investigative thing when's the last time you
change your sheets oh when they disintegrate i get another one they follow him around and like
observe him like he's a zoo animal or something he'll count the how many times jd taps his foot
at his desk at one point it was 180 times in one minute. Like, dear God, is there something wrong with you, JD?
What did he eat for lunch? After the 180th tap, it's once again time to masturbate.
Stuff like that.
But yeah, I could recommend some good clips.
It's fun to watch them.
I guess it's kind of like ONA, where you can't describe the bits that well without making them sound.
Because ONA, it'll be like, oh, and they just made fun of this, you know, clearly not fully there Zimbabwean pilot who made a fake helicopter.
And it's like, that doesn't sound that funny.
But then when you see it, it's hysterical.
Oh, that's great.
Have you seen that one, Woody, where ONA makes fun of the, oh, I love that shit.
And I still wonder to this day.
Lieutenant Zimbabwe.
wonder to this day if you got that if you got lieutenant zumbumbe aside with no camera and you're like dude what the fuck he's always funny joke he's funny joke right yes yes but but or
amazing actually a shopping cart made a helicopter shopping cart and no parking signs of course
i think like the speed that he said
he flew it at was like
not at all tenable like
got it up to 32 miles per hour
and it's like oh what
but how
just a giant clunker
that weighs as much as five
Volvos yeah I need more
shit like that because I can only re-listen to the old
ONA with Patrice shit so many times,
even though they are pretty much nine out of ten of them are hilarious.
I was listening to an ONA, I think it was ONA,
but there's so many clips of just the cast of characters
that sometimes it seems like ONA, it's the same cast of characters,
but they're not even doing ONA.
In any case, they were making fun of Howard Stern's daughter.
Bill Burr was on there, I think. Pat on there uh and they're making fun of civilian she had done like a broadway
style play where she's dressed absurdly she looked she looks like a pretty howard stern she's got a
big honker big old nose and she she screamed she sing she scream singing about her vagina and so they keep playing like
10 second clips of her vagina and then they'll rip on her for like five minutes and i don't
remember who was tapping out it may have been patrice but he was he's like that's that man's
daughter that's that man's daughter y'all fucking up you know not only is it his daughter but it's
howard stern's daughter he's gonna hit that something but did you know i mean they had like the biggest or at least opie did more than anthony
his his his way of hitting back i think and maybe taylor could help me was he went with
he like got them behind the scenes with the upper management and kind of had had a lot of things
happened to their show yeah they basically i they say that but i feel like almost like oh and a was the second biggest show on serious
but it was like you know uh the way it's like oh now you know warren buffett's the second richest
and it's like yeah but he's only worth like two-thirds of fucking uh bezos or whatever so
it was like a second place but a huge
chasm separated them and so ona clearly always had like an inferiority complex about it uh it
seemed more obvious with opie anthony seemed to just more like making fun of it like who robin
like all his ridiculous voices and shit and yeah i feel like they were like oh stern's coming after
us he you know it's like i don't think you're even on his radar, dude.
Like, I don't think he goes to bed at night thinking, oh, man, Opie's catching up.
No, he's like, I've got a stranglehold on this whole fucking industry.
Didn't Stern do a thing where they couldn't be in the hallway at the same time as him or something like that? And to facilitate that, they, like, shut the building down when Stern was walking in and nobody could go into the hallway or enter the building that that was a thing yeah i think they did shut it down because uh because
he's into there was one video because opie used to always try and make like viral videos and he
was like outside of a glass door once at xm radio and sirius whatever headquarters and he's like oh
here he comes here comes a big special guy and then like howard and his team walk by he's like
see we can't even be in there at the same time he doesn't like me filming him right now and was like
doing that and it was like oh wow they really did kind of shut that whole floor down so ronnie the
limo driver's walking behind him like like all ronnie's such a cunt like like i think you follow
the show enough to know do you know ronnie the limo driver i don't know i'm sure what he does
i know the name but like i i couldn't tell you why he's a cunt.
He's got such a combative New York way of responding to everything.
You could be like, oh, Ronnie, that's a nice shirt.
What the fuck you mean?
What the fuck you mean it's a nice shirt?
Yeah.
What?
He's always just so angry.
It's got to be a bit.
Because nobody can be that mad all the time.
He's just such a fucking asshole.
There is a New York thing that I like.
I like seeing it.
I don't have it.
But when I see something, I see it in politics.
But there are people in the Trump universe who have hints of it.
And I like watching it.'s all yeah i don't know
about people for b or i whenever i was there i would always make sure to open the door for people
just to see their reaction because i felt like they weren't used to that happening oh yeah after
you the fuck are you up to i feel like if you live in a city with that many people if you you'd get
like more used to holding the door open right like trying to be polite or is that just my midwestern ass thinking may as well be polite
like i it didn't i think that that's a class thing is what i think i think if you live in
expensive apartment complex people are holding the door for each other if you live in one filled with
i don't know, then they don't.
Fair enough.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I've never lived with a bunch of crims.
Have you been to New York, Taylor?
No.
Any time in there?
I didn't enjoy it.
I've been to so many cities, and that was one I just really didn't enjoy.
I think the thing that got to me was when I was walking in Manhattan one day and I just realized that you couldn't see the horizon, that you were literally like, I don't know,
there were so many buildings that so dense and for so far that all you could see the horizon
was way up high and it was just sort of between building peaks. And I was like, ah, this is a
little claustrophobic now. It feels like I'm underground almost. I didn't care for that.
So it's funny.
That's how I feel about Harlan, Kentucky.
I'm sure you've all been to Harlan, Kentucky.
The New York of Kentucky.
Harlan, Kentucky is a very poor sort of broken coal town, but maybe ex-coal town filled with opioid addicts and good off-roading,
which is why I was there.
And the geography of it is that you kind of stay in a valley,
and the mountains are on either side of you.
And it's like, fuck, the sun comes up at 10 and goes down at 3.30 in the summer here.
Like, Jesus Christ.
Like, the horizon is so high
that it takes forever for this to happen
and uh but new york on the other hand when i go there like i see it as one of the most
impressive accomplishments of humankind like if you go to chicago and philly is an even better
example it's like yeah chicago rivals new york but it appears to be one
tenth the size of it the scale of how far new york is 50 stories dense just goes on and on and on
it's way more sprawling than a city like chicago according to every picture not just sprawling but
impressive sprawl like atlanta is very wide, LA, very wide.
LA has 15 story buildings as far as the eye can see.
A 15 story building is nothing in New York.
That is a, that clearly needs to be ripped down
and replaced with a 65.
Yeah, you're wasting, you're losing money.
There's no way you can be a landlord
with a 15 story building in Manhattan.
It's not earning its keep.
The real estate is so expensive yeah and that's like if you go to um is it called the
freedom tower what's the new 9-11 building yeah yeah yeah freedom tower i think yeah if you go
there and just get the view of it it's like oh my god like this thing is so built up so tall for so
far you know it's not just like new york fuck even raleigh has like
five of them they have thousands of buildings in this class it's it's something else they must be
concerned about it all just sinking into the ocean oh with all that weight the real risk is that it
will turn over it doesn't just sink it capsizes we're gonna put a big tower over there we can't
we need another tower on the starboard side of the city before like city is as big as a and then
like even more impressive is like when you compare you know like those star comparison videos where
they're like here's our sun and here's this other star and here's this other one and before you know
it like the scale is so big you can't wrap your head around it like when you
see like oh here's you know you know harlan kentucky and then here's you know raleigh and
then chicago and then new york like you go from new york to like tokyo and it's mind-blowing
mind-blowing how big a city like tokyo oh Oh, it's not twice as big as New York.
It's not three times as big.
It's got like 30-plus million people there.
Cities like New York and up, they just look like human termite mounds, you know?
Does it annoy you?
No, I don't care.
Not that.
Does it annoy you at all that Dubai is so impressive and
has those incredibly tall buildings?
Yes.
Don't you wish that America
had the tallest building in the world? Yes.
I don't care.
That doesn't occur? It does to me.
Whenever I see, like, oh,
they're creating a new tower in Abu Dhabi
and it's going to be
8,000 meters tall.
8,000 meters?
Wait, 24,000?
How many miles is that?
That's like four miles.
That's insane.
You know, I'm exaggerating, but whenever I see they're building a new one, and they do that thing where they do the comparison.
Here's the Statue of Liberty, and here's the former Twin Towers,
and here's this tower they're building in Abu Dhabi.
It's like a third bigger.
What are we doing over here?
Why can't our buildings be as tall?
I've looked up the Tokyo stats because –
You didn't know those dirty jabs outdo us.
It didn't sit right with me that New York wasn't even competitive.
So here are some stats.
New York has 8.6 million people, New York has 8.6 million people.
And Tokyo has 13.6 million people.
But the thing is, Tokyo has about just under 7,000 people per square mile.
And New York has 28,000 people per square mile.
That density that we're talking about how everything is 60 stories
that's what that's the cool part about new york and you're discounting the fact that our people
are much larger so that density uh number is not being read uh to its full measure much bigger
thinking yeah yeah no just like and i so i i don't know if it's still true philadelphia was like the
fifth largest city in the country and then i looked at know if it's still true philadelphia was like the fifth largest city
in the country and then i looked at it and it was like oh well they kind of cheated they just
expanded the city boundary to make it bigger than you know some of the competitors um that's what
tokyo did you know for most cities you have to look at metro area anyway because most cities are
not structured like new york like that, you know?
Like, if you look at Philly, like, you look at kind of the metro area, because that gives you
a better feel for the size of, you know? Like, LA, that's another good example of that. You're right.
LA has parts of LA that hardly seem like city. So, yeah, anyway,
yeah, New York is impressive to me. It blows me away.
Absolutely.
I remember when you and I were driving up there and you could see the Freedom Tower from New Jersey.
I don't know, like so goddamn far away.
And it's like, holy shit, look at that thing.
Something about that driving from Jersey and you start seeing the exit signs from the Sopranos.
It's like, yeah you woke up this morning.
Yes.
Exactly.
I just started humming that in my head too since you said it.
I like the intro to that because you're like,
man, this really is kind of a shithole.
You're the king of a shithole.
I always feel like, you know what?
This is North Jersey.
The whole state's not being accurately represented.
It's a very nice garden-y part down south.
Yeah, they showed the Pine Barrens.
That's how it is every time they show areas that you live in.
Like with Gone Girl, that movie, they showed Missouri.
And it was like, that's not where it's like in five
percent of the state where i live you know well look at walking dead right like they show ton of
tons of georgia and i'm like yeah it is that shitty that's accurate that's that's what it's
like there dude they uh i've been down there where they film i uh i've been down there where they
film uh i was i was having lunch with a girl like maybe two months ago or something like that in sonoa georgia i think it is s-e-n-o-i-a
and uh they film down there that's one of the locations they film at we're sitting there in
the cafe and i kind of look over my shoulder because she i see her i see her eyes rise to
to the window and so i look over my shoulder out the window, and there's a zombie walking down the street.
And I don't mean like some jerk dressed himself up like Halloween.
No.
There is a movie-quality zombie walking with an arrow stuck through him,
like dragging himself through.
And here comes another one.
They're just walking through the streets.
Only got 30 minutes for lunch.
He's not like walking around casually he's like
like he's he's just like dragging himself along the sidewall was he from the set you think is
that the deal or is he just a big fan yeah just how annoying with that dude it'd be so funny
to just try and make your way onto set in your own zombie outfit i love it i uh i'm honestly not sure which it was i think
it'd be cool if like i'm sorry to cut y'all kyle but if someone did that really well that slipped
in something that didn't fit right like like their movie level zombie garb like kyle's describing
but they quick throw on like a maga hat you know like a make america great again hat try to get it in there how's that one in rollerblades
must have died while blading
can we talk okay go ahead i was gonna say i i it kind of reminded me of in sedona arizona
they have it's sort of it's a touristy town in this basin.
You gotta drive down circular,
down into it from mountains in Arizona.
It's beautiful there.
Those big red rock formations are there everywhere.
And they have a cowboy and Indian
walking around the streets of the town there.
And they are the most authentic
cowboy and Indian pair you've ever seen.
Like it'd totally be in a movie set.
So much so, I walked with the cowboy and I was like,
is that a real gun?
And he's like, yeah, yeah.
I was like, is it loaded?
Well, open carry.
I was like, holy shit, that is a cowboy.
They just have a cowboy.
And I was a little afraid around the Indian.
Like maybe he would start, you know, scalping some people.
Is that a functional bone?
Yeah, he's...
Give him cholera or something.
Give him cholera?
Yeah.
Oh, I watched Terror.
Barely.
I don't know.
Something about...
The show's not called Terror?
No, that's what I was thinking about.
I think there's a new episode and I haven't seen it yet.
Are there three episodes out now?
There's like five, six.
I'm waiting for it so I can binge it all at once. I'll't seen it. Are there three episodes out now? There's like five, six.
I'm waiting for it so I can binge it all at once.
I'll have to ask you about the most recent episode.
It was in large part dull.
So I started watching Reddit and stuff.
And then some important shit went down.
And I was like, how did we even get here?
How are these colossally terrible decisions being made?
I've seen better decisions in a Friday the 13th fucking movie than I have in this show right now.
I think at some point soon they're going to abandon the boats.
I think that that's coming.
That decision might be made soon.
I haven't seen the most recent episode. But if you haven't seen it, it's on AMC.
It's quite a good show.
Decent cast.
It's got Ed Muir Tully from Game of Thrones thrones as well as uh mance raider from uh game of thrones and uh and you know they
help carry things along a bit and uh it's interesting it's i was telling you he's i'm
spacing he's the one who missed uh he kept shooting that flaming arrow at the boat and
get fucking up and then the blackfish had to do it for him. Yes.
That scene made me dislike him so much that I bet I won't like him in this.
He was trying so hard.
He was trying so hard.
Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
I don't know if there's anything like that in our modern society where you're called upon to do a thing that's a little bit challenging,
but it's a somber moment and everyone's watching.
You have a Mosin-Nagant.
You're trying
to blow up a big screen tv from like 25 feet and you can't hit it it's just something wings did
yeah no wings just he they unedited no that was hilarious it was that tv actually and he was doing
a video on like how the destruction slash disposal of it and um i'm having a hard time over
something stupid but you just this was maybe before kyle was russian or if not it was early
on but before kyle was russian i felt like wings almost pulled rank that like he was the gun guy
you know he had this this was this was this was this was well into russia times
because like i remember i brought that whole like thing of guns like like so i had my acr
and like the desert eagle and stuff and prior to the russian time i felt like wings
he laid claim to a large arsenal of weapons and and sure seemed like guns were a big part of who he was. Yeah. He claimed to have a 50 caliber sniper rifle.
I think I do,
but you do.
Yeah.
I'm like a sniper.
Is it like,
what's a sniper rifle exactly?
But whatevs.
Um,
but,
uh,
and then when we saw him shoot,
uh,
was indicative of a person who doesn't do it a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
He almost killed you.
The ricochets, right?
Yeah.
I don't know if I can line it up right, but he's shooting a tree here.
He and his girlfriend, I don't know if it was Brandy or Chalene or whatever, were shooting the tree, and Kyle and I were off to the side.
So it was hitting the tree and ricocheting to us and kyle just certainly not in a panic but maybe alarmed you know like
like it's go he's like we're in a bad spot we need we should go and uh i trusted his advice
it wasn't until later that night that we broke out the tracer rounds then you realize my eyes opened
to the fact that these bullets don't just vaporize on impact they just start going places yeah and
kyle was right we were in a bad spot and like i don't know i would have known not to shoot with
other people just off down range but it wasn't until later i realized like bullets might have missed us by feet yeah yeah it
we it was it was it was not entirely safe that it was good that we moved yeah that was an interesting
day i felt like i think we've said this before but wing's entire posse was there like like people
that i don't i still don't know to this day who they were they it was like they had all shown up
to see woody and i and and it was. And they didn't interact with us or introduce themselves.
They huddled like penguins looking at seals.
To see us, these outsider zoo animals who enunciated.
Yeah.
We're all over there doing our things.
We'd look over our shoulder.
We're enunciating. In addition to how they're hitting their consonants. over there like we're all over there like doing our things and like we'd look over our shoulder i think his truck is inspected
i've got shoes
i have two of the same shoes
God of War is not on PC
I'm sure it is
It's a really popular game
If I had to guess I would say it's a Playstation 4 exclusive
I don't know that for a fact
But it's also one of those games where I bet it would be weird
I guess you could play it on a keyboard
But let me check
I think it's a PS4 exclusive
I was about to go stream I don't know why I guess you could play it on a keyboard, but let me check. I think it's a PS4 exclusive.
I was about to go stream.
I don't know why I think this idea is good or funny,
but I keep wanting to live stream and just be wings all night.
You know, scream, look here, listen at people.
Threaten to ban guys all night long.
I would need to do my research because I would mess up his quotes. You can't just threaten to ban.
You got to go through.
Well, I picture it like this.
There's no mods in the stream, but I give the mods instructions all night long.
Ban anyone who insults my gaming skills.
Ban them.
Ban anyone who does that.
And just go on all night long doing that sort of thing.
I'll tune in for that.
This is the week the Medicare video might go up.
But did you end up watching his shoe-nice one, Woody?
I haven't.
I know you haven't.
I haven't either.
Of all the people that he's spoken about,
I know, Woody, you do not care for that guy.
Shoe-nice?
Yeah, shoe-nice.
Because he just was weird and odd and kind of rude i i couldn't
i don't know i i felt like it was hard to peg down i felt like we were doing a thing for him
kind of you know like and he just sort of ate glue for us that's true that's a fair counterpoint but
he did he kind of shit on us all night long. And he was like, that was stupid.
What is this, a lesbian book club and this and that?
And I was just like, I don't know.
Why is...
We should have hit it back.
Aren't you homeless?
Yeah.
You're right.
We should have hit it.
Yeah.
You know what I did like, though?
Apparently, he was in the Ice Poseidon stream. And he was in there chatting like, I won't be ignored.
He was trying to get us to recognize him in the Ice Poseidon screen repeatedly.
And I saw him and I was like, no, no.
I'm not going to interrupt this show to talk about Shoe Dice.
Yeah. I remember that guy who got views six years ago?
Even more than that now. Probably seven years ago.
And then everybody was like, I don't know how many
times we can watch him chug slightly
varying alcohols.
You know what we should have done? We should have had him on board for the drinking episode.
Imagine if
we got him on and every time we took a shot
he drank a fifth.
Solve the Shoe Kn knives issue once and for all.
Well, he's dead now.
No, I feel like he'd pull through.
He'd be okay.
He's got to have something unique with his digestive system
to be able to eat that much caulk and glue.
Apparently caulk is...
Non-food items. What I thought was interesting was his glue and non-food items.
What I thought was interesting was his expertise in non-food items.
He's like, I forget what it was.
It might have been caulk or glue, but he's like,
if it's silicone-based caulk, you don't want to eat that.
However, if it's in the DAP family, it's really no big deal.
You can eat that.
You digest it. It comes out the other end
just like all any of your other poop and i was like like this guy has developed an expertise
on stuff i feel like he could walk through the hardware store and know what's safe for him to
eat and what's not maybe i wouldn't take his word for it though no well i think i said safe for him to eat though yeah
but uh but anyway uh we like i'd never followed up on shoe nice that much but i'd seen like a few
videos online of people being like hey he told me he'd pay me for thumbnails and then i gave him to
him and he didn't and like stuff you know kind of akin to that and the medicare video on him
breaks it down in so much detail like there's
stuff that like i didn't even know about where it's like holy shit like there was just some stuff
where just like totally like you remember his thing of like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna save the
homeless thank you like that shit like that apparently that was pretty dubious in a couple
ways where like there there wasn't uh accountability for the funds in a couple instances. But I don't know. I got a kick out of that one.
I got a kick out of all of them.
It was – oh, I don't want to mess it up.
There's a – PwnStar for Hire is what I'm talking about.
It's easy to mess up because there's a guy at PwnStar.com who's a very good player and a great guy.
PwnStar for Hire, he used to hate on me all the time. And I mostly just looked the other way.
And then he ran this charity for Christmas.
And basically, you just sent everything to his house.
And then he would distribute it outwards.
So money, gifts, toys, etc.
You send it all to him personally.
And then he would distribute it.
And it was actually X- s jaws who called him out as
like this is shady as fuck what kind of guy like sets himself up to be the recipient of all your
gifts and charity and then just what sends on the stuff he doesn't want to keep and yeah it seems
like it'd be faster to just use the post office right or ups and just ship it directly there
instead of having this big middleman and
putting a bunch of effort on the one guy there was like i think he might have canceled it or
something like you know like i don't know but i didn't really spot the the dubious part until
extra i was pointing it out i was like yeah he sort of did set that up in a way that certainly
didn't insulate him from criticism so much better if if any youtubers
are out there watching this have it go directly to them like i used to do a march of dimes thing
and you know you could tell like the one he wasn't going through me it was going straight to the
to where it belongs anyway yeah um trying to think so that's the cow's not current you know i'm enjoying
silicon valley or silicone valley i think both pronunciations are okay oh silicon yeah
silicone is uh for breast implants oh i didn't even all shucks i should know better anyway
silicone valley might be a better show i bet there is a porn parody of that
if there is k Kyle can find it.
I actually stopped watching that show, I think, last season or the season before
because I feel like it kind of lost a lot of momentum.
Are you still liking it?
It did lose some momentum.
I agree.
I felt like it was better in its first season or two.
Yeah, like one or two.
It is the equivalent of television candy, you know?
And I pop it.
The shows are kind of short, and I enjoy it,
and I watch the characters, whatever, hate each other,
but like each other and go through their things,
and they have moments where they're supremely awesome at their jobs
and then just stupidly incompetent and making terrible decisions,
and I like watching it come through.
Isn't a,
what is his name?
The fat guy.
He's not on there anymore.
Right.
Uh,
he left to do an emoji movie.
And I wonder how he's looking back on that.
I do too.
I,
I,
I feel like there's more to it than they let on.
I think that guy's a train wreck behind the scenes and he got fired you think yeah
do you think it could have been like he maybe got too big for his britches where they gave him the
opportunity like oh now you're you're jumping straight from tv to movie like the natural
escalation like up and he's like i'm out of here i'm a movie guy now and then it kind of imploded
i feel like he's gotten in trouble in real life once or maybe even twice
like getting belligerently drunk on an airplane and something else that sounds familiar i don't
know tj miller that's his name yeah did he have some sort of sexual thing recently that ended up
being uh not what it was yeah it was uh his girlfriend his, his ex girlfriend from years and years and years ago coming out about
something.
And apparently like his current girlfriend and everyone was corroborating
like,
yeah,
she's been harassing him for years.
Like won't stop trying to get back at him.
And yeah,
but allegedly.
So in 2016,
he got into trouble for assaulting an uber driver in 2017 he got into that's the sexual
assault allegations that may or may not be true in 2018 he got into charges for a fake bomb threat
on an amtrak train and that's all that's there maybe i'm mixing up amtrak with the airplane no no i see it right
here yeah it says tj miller busted for drunk bomb threat on amtrak train that that is definitely
indicative of someone whose life isn't going swimmingly right like i feel like i look most people don't have like a major crisis every year on this there's an implication that
yeah that maybe he got tossed off the show because he doesn't have his shit together yeah that's that
could be fair he was funny on that show in the first two seasons though the first two seasons
of that show i thought were hilarious yeah and the tall, skinny guy who's just really uncomfortable and weird,
he gave me quite a few laughs in that in the first couple seasons.
I don't know why.
I feel like I like the actor.
I don't know him at all.
But whatever comes through of him, he was on The Office as well.
I always liked that guy.
I want him to do well. Speaking of people from The Office as well. I always liked that guy. Wanted him to do well.
Speaking of people from The Office doing well,
John Krasinski is killing it with this new movie,
which I think he played a large role in the production of.
Maybe he wrote it or something like that.
I know that he chose to cast a deaf person,
a daughter maybe or something.
He had to stick to his guns for that.
So he must be, if he has a role in Who Got got the jobs maybe he's producing as well in some in some
regard and i think it's going to give him the carte blanche to uh to make a new sci-fi uh movie
that he wants to make um i i read that on reddit somewhere so uh i like that guy a lot like i'm
glad he's doing well and it's interesting to see his body transformation from sort of uh
skinny gawky uh jim halpert to like an action hero it's yeah beginner gains are great
oh he's got way more than beginner i know yeah i just tried to work it in looking very good
yeah i saw that clip of like uh dwight or someone being like you know jim if you
tried you could probably have the best beard in this office and then it shows jim now and he's
he's got a fantastic beard shredded looking great he's if he put your stapler in jello you'd have to
laugh and agree yeah i don't want you to snipe me as i'm walking out to my car if he looked like
that during the show it would have been funny because he'd just been the big bulky bully i want to see it would have been more like packer
there's three movies that i have to see uh one of them is that one another one is i haven't seen
black panther yet i know you guys might be lukewarm on it but that's a movie i'd really enjoy
and then the new uh infinity war is coming out I want to see it. Yeah, I want
to see it as well. Have you seen
Black Panther, Kyle? I know you... I haven't
seen it. Yeah, I really like the superhero
movies. I should see it. I mean to see
it. I just haven't yet.
I kind of like... I don't know. I'll
watch it soon. Maybe when I watch Infinity War
I'll watch Black Panther first
and then eat some lunch and then go back to Infinity War
because these things are so goddamn long.
There's no way that you can just do them back to back.
You've got to have a meal in between.
That's the same series, right?
Yeah.
The Black Panther comes to Amazon on May 4th.
So I might just wait until then and then watch it at home.
We've got a decent little movie set up.
I get annoyed that they make you purchase it for $20 at first.
That's one of the benefits that
Blockbuster has over
when it existed, when there was brick and mortar
movie rental places over the current digital
platforms because when something
first comes out, it's like, ah,
it's not for rent. You can buy it.
It's $20.
I didn't know that. I'm going to check and see if that's
the case.
I don't think I've ever bought a movie off of amazon i have i have like if it's something i really wanted to see
because i'll like rationalize it like you know like well if i'd go into the movies it would
have cost me like 50 bucks you know by the time i drive there add the dinner that i'm definitely
gonna have buy two tickets buy popcorn and drinks and stuff. Like it's $20.
Yeah, have a nice $10 beer and some $8 popcorn.
And yeah.
I try not to drink too much when I'm at the movies
because I don't want to get up and pee.
Kyle, you're right.
It looks like it's $20 and you have to buy it.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do that for like the first,
depending on how hot the movie is.
Like if it comes out and it's like nobody wants
it they're like ah and now five dollar rental like like a week later but with something like that i
bet it's a month before you can actually rent it for six bucks or whatever if only there was some
way well there's the red box uh yeah you can go to red box you go to one of those you ever had i
don't think i've ever used one but uh oh i have. It's a really ingenious sort of business idea, I guess.
Do they ever run out?
Oh, yeah, they run out.
The only time I ever use them is if there's a storm or some shit
and my internet goes out, and I'm like,
well, I don't have any other physical media.
I guess I need to go rent something to throw in the PS4.
I wouldn't even know.
I'm sure Google Maps would let me know.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty much out of every CVS and Walgreens and Rite Aid and shit.
Like every pharmacy has one.
Yeah, yeah.
They have video games too.
I don't remember the last time.
I've only used one before, but it's been a long time.
I'm watching something.
I'm watching The Expanse.
What's that? so it's on the
sci-fi channel and there are two seasons made i don't know if three is happening now or what the
scoop is and um it happens in space now there are three like groups of people there are the earthers
as you might guess they're the people who were born on
Earth. There's the Martians. So Mars in this universe is kind of like Russia. It doesn't
have all the advantages that Earth has, but it's militarily very strong and the people are
disciplined and they're not to be trifled with. And then's the belters the belters are like i don't
know ghana or something like disorganized many factions and warlords and um kind of just shittier
yeah are they in like an asteroid belt or something like on an archipelago they live on
asteroids and and each of them have uh well actually, the Earthers are the healthiest people.
The Martians are often, like, mildly disadvantaged from their low gravity.
Like, they come to Earth, and they're not quite as strong, and they're disoriented.
And their dream on Mars is to build out a planet that actually has, like, an atmosphere and an ocean and things like that, but they're not there.
And then the belters are
fucked like if they don't get medical care they grow up to be eight feet tall with bones as weak
as chalk and um if you put them in gravity it's like a kind of torture for them you have to put
them in water to help them out and and then there's you know some of them we get different
levels of medical care which make them closer to regular people, but still not as good.
And none of these groups trust each other.
And then there's our little group.
I don't want to give away even the beginning of it, but they go around and try to make things happen.
What's like the proposed year that all this is going?
Or do they not clarify?
I'm not getting it
now i don't know but it's got to be pretty far in advance um like i know there was a guy who
invented like a hyper like a much more fuel efficient space engine and that's 137 years
before this takes place and even that i mean who buys a fucking spaceship to tinker around with so the whole thing must take
place like 500 years from now or something i don't know it's uh so i guess the time frame for the
series is presumably intentional left vague but the world of the expanse started as a a tabletop
tabletop rpg that was set in the year 2350 and the TV series was first pitched as a thriller set 200 years in the future.
So there it is,
you know,
two,
300 years.
So,
uh,
I'm enjoying it.
I went into it thinking it was going to be star Trek where characters died
more often.
And it is way grittier than that.
And,
uh,
I don't know.
I'm enjoying the expanse.
You should check it out.
If you,
if you're looking for something to watch.
Yeah, I've heard it's quite good.
I think I'll get into it pretty soon.
Man, I'd want to be one of the Earth people.
Yeah, I think so.
For sure.
If everybody else shows up
and they're just weaker,
like how would Mars ever wage war on Earth
when they get there and they're like,
oh my God, this backpack is heavy.
Earth has some issues too. they're basically fat and spoiled uh something like 90 percent of the
population doesn't have a job they live on basic assistance from the government but it's not that
they're lazy it's that there's no opportunities you know one guy that we it's not a spoiler at
all but he happens late in the second season we meet him and he says hey you know like guy that we it's not a spoiler at all but he happens late in the second season we
meet him and he says hey you know like when i was 18 i applied to be a doctor and i have been
prepping and hoping that this opportunity like still comes true but i'm 52 years old now and
it's just like damn you know well they live to be older too like, like 150. But, you know, it's just like...
So it's like a dystopian version of Earth,
where it's like some overarching global government,
and the people are like, okay.
Earth is like a single country,
and the people mostly don't work,
and everything is easy to them.
And the Martians see them, and they're like, oh, my God.
Like, you have all the air you want
you don't buy it it's just there air and water just free and easy like jesus you know and the
belters air and water are some of the more valuable than gold and on earth it's a limitless
supply and people like make money getting like space icebergs and bringing them to the belt so
people have water and It's interesting.
And the people living on asteroids out there,
the belters, they can't even go hang out
anywhere else because they'll just collapse
because of gravity, right?
Is that what you were saying?
So they're pretty much stuck on their asteroid.
Pretty much, yeah.
And then there's different techs like gravity shoes
and stuff.
And it's fun to watch.
I'm enjoying the show.
I'm liking it.
Yeah, that sounds interesting.
I may check that out.
You should watch Battlestar Galactica, though, Taylor, before anything.
Like, just watch the first two episodes.
They are two and a half hours long.
But, you know, watch them.
I watched the old Battlestar Galactica as a kid and people told
me like what do you should check out battlestar galactica and i'm like that show is so stupid
it's dumb it's so dumb it's an in no the remake is not dumb it's it's smart tv it's very good very good yeah i liked it but i'm sad i crashed my paramotor i'm embarrassed
oh no did it break or just a crash it broke it was uh at least you didn't break you know
thank god for small miracles i swear this is the whole extent of my injuries, these scratches on my thumb.
So crashing your paramotor is safer than foot dragging.
It turns out.
You heard it here first, right?
I don't know if people are, like, the details might not register with guys.
But basically, when you turn, you lose altitude, right?
That's a thing.
So I was planning my landing. Like I was the most experienced pilot in this group. So I went up just to check the air
and tell other people what to expect, right? Some of them were real new and I went up and the air
was great. There was hardly any wind, but when there's no wind at all, it can be switchy. It
was changing directions. And there was this tall windsock call it like 25 feet tall and it was showing like even the slightest wind changes so
as I'm coming into land I kept changing my mind like because you want to land into the wind I'm
like well I'll land this oh well you know switched again I'll land here nope switched again I'll land
in this direction in that direction because the windsock was kind of like in the way and there was a pilot on the field that was kind of in the way it cut down on my options
on where I could land and at the very end I'm like all right here's the plan I'm going to turn about
120 degrees hook this thing and land here in front of everybody and you know nail it i should have gone around or prioritized a clean approach over landing into
a headwind that was like one or two miles an hour like i could have landed with the tailwind it
wouldn't have mattered but uh what happened was as i did that turn i was close to the tall windsock
and i'm watching my wingtip to make sure that it didn't catch the pole, right?
If the lines get caught on the pole,
there's a possibility that it like grabs your wing.
It's not wing shaped anymore and you just crash.
So I'm watching to make sure I clear it.
And then as I look forward, all of a sudden I'm out of altitude
and I hit the ground embarrassingly hard.
The frame gets all pretzeled up and damaged pretzeled yeah uh i have some pictures i um the harness like the stitching like shreds and like comes apart and uh
i flared which is to pull the brakes which would make it like you do that as you land so that
it like you so it's like you lose speed and give it lift at the same time and then at the end there's
hardly any energy and you get to land nicely well i flared real hard and like pop back up again
and i didn't land on my feet that time either like I landed on my feet and I kind of fell forward on my hands and knees.
And it's like, oh, nice move, asshole.
Like you managed to crash twice in one flight.
You don't see that much.
And there's not a scratch.
People came running over afraid that I was hurt.
And I wasn't.
It was completely fine.
The cage took all the heat.
That's good.
There's a guy I know. He does a landing with a twist. The cage took all the heat. That's good. There's a guy I know.
He does a landing with a twist.
He did it all the time.
It was like his thing.
And then as he landed, he leaned so far over that he put the wingtip on the ground.
It's a trick.
And some small, thorny little flower plant grabbed his wingtip didn't let go and he crashed and when
he described it he's like if you saw this you wouldn't think it was the kind of crash that
people would get hurt on right like it wasn't like he came falling from 100 feet in the air
he was just spinning himself a few feet from the ground but if you land in the seated position just right things can go really wrong and he had
some spinal damage and they weren't sure he'd walk oh yeah and for months he was in a wheelchair
and then it clicked and now he's fine but they didn't know if he'd be fine you know he's like
this chair may or may not be you know i, I might live on wheels. That's that could be his scoop.
And I feel like had this gone wrong, you know, like had the frame not taken the heat instead
and my spine did instead, like, I don't know, this would have worked out.
But as it turned out, the frame got all bent up.
The titanium got twisted and stuff.
And yeah, so now I'm in the process of fixing it.
The frame looks like new.
I had a friend come over and we bent it back perfectly.
It was probably better than it was before the flight.
There's in the bend back, there's a small little crack.
So I'm going to put some weld on that.
I took the harness to a cobbler you know where they have like heavy duty
sewing and thread and stuff yeah and uh and the harness is better than new um there are swing
arms on the side i don't even know where along the way my swing arms hit the ground but one of
them got bent so i'll have new acro swing arms by tomorrow and hopefully i'm flying by tomorrow or thursday probably thursday because we have a show tomorrow but um i feel like an asshole and yeah somebody who hasn't even flown
yet uh i i post a lot of videos online and stuff and i i'm intermediate going on advanced pilot
and in this area that's like as good as it gets.
So he asked me to fly his paramotor and, uh, I'm like, you sure? And he was like, yeah,
you know, like I don't fly yet and I want to make sure it's okay. So, so yeah, my most recent
flight wasn't that one. I flew his paramotor and got jiggy with it and landed just fine.
But, um, I made a, a bad decision on the flight where things went
wrong and that i didn't prioritize a clean easy landing instead i went for some unplanned trick
landing idea i came up with at 50 feet and didn't give myself i didn't set myself up for success
and um yeah well at least you didn't get hurt at least yeah yeah not nearly as bad as it could
have gone my father when you fall from the sky and you aren't hurt that's that should be the
focus of it well you know i'll be i'll have you on my prayers my father used to say that life's
big problems were emotional and medical and everything else money can solve and uh this
won't even be that much maybe 400 bucks and i'll be good to go again but uh uh i do feel like an
asshole and that is hard to fix i i posted online in the paramotor group about it and people were
real supportive some of the most experienced pilots were like yeah he's like i seems like every three to
five hundred hours he needs to relearn that lesson like he starts to forget that things can go wrong
that you need to be careful and um i guess that's what happened to me you know i was like yeah i'll
just slice it between this guy next to the sock and turn real low and you know nail this hook turn
landing thing and uh it's like why'd you do that there were easier choices available and
you gotta push the limit yeah you push the limit from 3 000 feet where you can fix shit
you know where if you suddenly lose 15 feet, it doesn't matter.
But fucking around close to the ground
is how people get hurt.
And I have to burn that one in.
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad you're okay.
That sounds like it could have been scary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway,
so there it is,
the end of PKN.
Paramotor talk that I think people might like.
I like that.
Are we going to see any video of this crash?
You might if you'd like, but I am not putting it online.
Why not?
I feel like, oh.
I've done it before.
You know what?
People gave you a hard time?
Somebody did, yeah.
And I'm just like, you know, i don't want to fucking no one else has
to put every mistake out there that they make so yeah i feel you i i didn't hide it you know i
posted up my lessons learned etc and i have some still shots of my frame before and after but um
some i didn't take video but somebody else did and uh i asked him for a copy of it so it exists
and i'd be happy to show you but i don't
think i'm gonna put it on youtube or anything and let the next guy out there who wants to give me
shit like i'm not gonna fuel it what do they say like you're doing something dangerous that you
shouldn't be doing no um they just call you bad yeah they just call me bad some guy made up a nickname for me like dirt burger
from that foot drag that went wrong and dirt burger yeah i don't know oh that's not even a
good nickname it's just not and he like every just like everything i've written online for the past
like two months he replied to it and called me dirt burger what a fucking asshole yeah yeah and i'm just like i don't want
this shit anymore you know like and if you look at my reply like i'm just out there like helping
people you know and uh he likes to stir shit up like that's his idea of online fun so um uh yeah
i think i'll just keep the video to myself but you you can see it if you'd like. Yeah, I'm kind of interested.
Yeah, I'd look at it.
It's an easy way to watch it, yeah.
All right.
I guess that's a show?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
PKN 192.