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yeah and we're live painkiller nearly episode
something yeah right anyway you had you were jumping right into something kyle go ahead
well i was going to ask when when are the kidnappers going to going to let you let you
go i see you're at a at some sort of a scary location there, no doubt being held
against your will.
I see an AC unit that's just in
a wall back there.
And both of the paintings
are a little off kilter.
They're not entirely straight.
If you had a level, you would see. Were you shocked
when you opened the closet and next to the
ironing board, you saw a marionette doll
and a tricycle?
Dude, this is the nicest hotel room i've had motel room
yeah i don't think we've broadcasted from a place this is the finest internet
oh no did it go bad?
Oh, just twist the wires back. This is the finest.
Man.
It seems good to me.
You guys were fine the whole way.
Your copper wires got disjointed, Chaz says.
There's some meth head misgrant stealing your piping.
Oh, man. some meth head miscreant stealing your piping oh man this is like uh uh like in the beginning of the movie hostile where they're like oh with us girls you'll go through the bathroom hostile
hostile tomorrow they're like well i guess we can just for tonight teehee but it never makes it to
the next day they get murdered yeah i like this place it's not that bad what's your favorite
feature no top three favorite features.
Okay, best feature, parking right outside the door.
That's a winner.
Actually, the best feature is that the sheets,
this comforter, I'm sure, never gets cleaned.
But the blanket and sheets underneath it actually seem kind of nice.
And when I got in them and they didn't seem disgusting, I was like, ah, what a pleasant surprise.
The last person that died in there was a hooker and she was strangled to death.
They had to wash them.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That bedspread looks like it was designed by Ronald McDonald.
Don't look under the sheet.
Oh, I didn't even think of that.
See, I don't want any kind of door where i've never slept walked
but if i had a sleepwalking problem i don't want to know that i could accidentally burst through
that door into the fucking you know parking lot and not even wake up just you know bits of you
know what's ostensibly wood on my shoulders and what like don't you want to have a nice hallway
where you can walk to the elevator
and then safely go down no no that's no is my internet bad again it's terrible it's motel
internet well we can have clean sheets or internet there's no no room for both
he doesn't even know the sheets don't even clean i did a speed
test it's two up and two down which should be more than enough for a skype call right uh
please call you had two up on the show for like a year but i do video but what there was no video
that was before i had video i don't know video. All you had to do was support that talking shark hat.
Back in Carnesville, it was like 12 down and four up or something like that.
It was that you could have streamed.
Oh, I could stream before.
In any case, here's the kicker, though.
It was just me on that connection.
You're staying at a motel. Everyone's on that connection. Yep, everybody else is trying to do kicker, though. It was just me on that connection. You're staying at a motel.
Everyone's on that connection.
Yep, everybody else is trying to do their podcast, too.
Welcome to Serial Killers Monthly.
Just you out there watching, Fred.
This is a small town in Kansas called Fredonia, something close to that.
And I don't – I'm worried about...
I'd watch enough YouTube videos
and streams, and I was like,
oh, my internet must be good enough for the show.
I didn't think that I was really stressing it that much.
Now, I don't know that there's any
better options. I can't go to
Starbucks. Is there a Starbucks here?
I'm not
sure it'd be any better.
You guys can't hear me, can you?
No, no, we can't.
I was looking up where Fredonia, Kansas is.
Ah, it's near the edge, I think.
Ah, Wilson County, Kansas.
But of course.
Where the fuck is that?
I know where you're staying.
You're in the Fredonia Inn.
I am in the Fredonia Inn.
I can tell because they were proud enough of that bedspread.
You've always been here, Mr. Woodworth.
They are proud enough of that bedspread at the Fredonia Inn to put it on their website.
Oh my god.
There's a storage unit placed right behind it.
So this is where the serial killers can kill their victims there and then store the bodies back there in those storage units okay one stop shopping you city slickers think you got it all figured out canoco next door
this is fancy this isn't close ah conveniently located between topeka and tulsa
no i'm just on the map oh but you could pop on over, head on west to Wichita, the cultural hub of Kansas.
Because Kansas doesn't even have Kansas City.
Oh, man.
Yeah, you're in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, well, that's like the upside of this place.
They call it the endless foot drag.
And I was promised that i'd be able to fly
like an inch above the ground or touching the ground if that's still flying and uh and go on
forever but it turns out there are power lines everywhere everywhere there are power lines
and i yeah like so it's it's technically difficult to fly like a few inches from the ground you have
to be very careful and uh to do that while on the lookout for power lines
at the same time is tricky.
But that's what I'm here for.
Sounds dangerous.
I'd rather hit a bird than a power line.
I would take bird also over power line.
There's not many things I'd choose behind power line to hit.
I got on the interstate the other day,
and I was getting up to speed as you get on the on-ramp or whatever,
60, 70.
Boom, I hit a bird right in the center of my windshield,
and that fucker exploded.
There was blood splatter on the windshield.
It made this dusty, like, eh, kind of march.
Sparrow?
I don't know what it was.
Sparrows are a little hot.
Camaro.
Oh, no, it was in my truck.
You have two cars. Yeah, I was in Sparrows are a little hot. Camaro. Oh, no. It was in my truck. Which car? You have two cars.
Yeah, I was in the truck, and it just
exploded. And I look in my
mirror, and there's just feathers behind me.
It was... I didn't feel bad at all.
Was it one of those times where...
I think we've all hit birds, where
sometimes it's just out of nowhere, just boom!
It's almost like coming from the sky. And other times
you'll see it on a drift in front of you, and you're not gonna you're not gonna hit me are you burt and
then it just like catches like something and crashes did you know it was coming or were you
no i came out of nowhere it was it was scary it was scary i was and then we had an agreement
he uh he suicided right into my windshield i never saw him coming uh not really sure where
where he came from i looked as i looked in the mirror, there were enough
feathers behind me that the car behind me
did a little swervy thing.
I was steady and true.
It scared me a little, but I didn't react.
I kind of got a chuckle out of it. Fuck that
bird. Fuck that bird. If he wasn't smart enough
to avoid a car.
It could have flown any height
from six feet in the air
up until it dies of suffocating and it would
have been fine it's its fault all we're asking for is car level and below on the road from our bird
friends yes you did yes you did um and then i brought up that the the large beaked birds were
the ones that that would uh yes now it all comes back. I asked him if I had told the
white and black
wingtip story already.
I didn't want to retell a story. That would be tragic.
His funny
beak joke. And they, you know,
it depends whether or not they're white
tipped birds or the beak birds,
which one they identify as. It depends.
Yeah.
I think white people get to decide do they yeah
and you i vote for you as the grand arbiter i was already voted the grand cyclops so i'll take that
title as well okay grand grand cyclops you know that like other organizations were like looking
at the kkk and they're like god damn it, I want to come up with something cool. They took
Cyclops, they took Wizard,
they took Warlock.
Master? There's a Grand Master, I think.
The Grand Dragon. We need
someone to retake
those titles from the KKK.
They're nothing anymore. Nobody gives a fuck about them.
Take it back. Take those terms
back, like in Clerks.
Were they trying to take Porch Monkey back? Yeah. What if we took them
and they gave them Porch Monkey?
That's what you could be, your grand Porch Monkey.
Give that to them. I think they're the ones
who own that, too. They've
cornered the market with a lot of shitty words.
Or seemingly
they have.
So are you flying again tonight, Woody,
or are you all just hunkering in to a night of Fredonia?
No, I flew this morning.
Then I came back here a little while ago,
sort of chilled for a bit, and I'll fly after the show.
And we're going out for dinner.
Ah, the Fredonia Grill.
What is there to eat in Fredonia
there is a Thai restaurant
that we're going to
oh I bet that's good
I'm excited about it
shut up
they don't know
my friend's girlfriend works at an airport
and that means that she gets
cheap or very free travel
and she uses it like like, admirably.
Anyway, she flew in from, like, Switzerland today to hang out with us in Fredonia.
She'll be here.
She's probably just getting there now.
I bet that was not a direct flight.
No, I don't.
No, I wouldn't think so.
She was in London.
It's been morning for her, like, all day.
She got up in the morning, and then she called us when it was still morning,
and it's probably slowed down since then.
She hasn't – this isn't her first trip to the States, is it?
Oh, no.
She's from North Carolina.
She's really cool.
Oh, okay.
And she's going to dinner with us.
Yeah.
Because, like, I feel like if you're from Switzerland
and your first trip to the states
you show up in kansas like it's not even like colorado where it's like oh it's really rural
in some places but there's mountains and whitewater rafting they'll be like well it's
really flat and there are a lot of dangerous high voltage lines to fly into into oh we have corn yeah and i have not corn oh yeah dude so when you go to a um a fly-in which
is what they call these paramotor events did i break up right there no no you're good um
in the my favorite part i think is uh watching all the pilots of different skill levels try to launch
we're gonna set up a table with you know like at the slam dunk contest when they hold the numbers My favorite part, I think, is watching all the pilots of different skill levels try to launch.
We're going to set up a table with, you know, like at the slam dunk contest when they hold the numbers up and we want to rate the crashes and put together a compilation video.
It should be great.
All the paramotors will love this.
It could get dozens, if not a hundred views.
Hundred of views.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that should be fun.
So they're going to intentionally crash to try and rate their creations? No.
If you watch people, there's usually a launch area.
So a lot of people are launching right there.
And there'll be plenty of crashes.
It's a guarantee.
I wonder, is this usually a weekend?
This one's a week long.
I wonder if towards the end of the week
if there'll be fewer crashes
because of broken equipment amongst pilots
that crash
or maybe just fewer participants total
well Larry didn't make it
hey you know what what's the name of that game they play in Harry Potter
the little shell's on fire.
No big deal.
No, this is the murder alarm.
I'm blessing it, not you.
Hector is loose again.
Crisis averted.
What's the name of that?
Kyle, you know about Harry Potter.
What's the name of that game where they fly around
and they're throwing the ball
Quidditch
That would make paramotoring interesting to watch
Oh yeah
Watching them fly around with the cross sticks and balls
Trying to play catch
Or bumper cars
But they're in paramotors
What if these guys
were slamming into each other full speed
with a little bit of protective gear?
A football helmet, maybe, and just walloping each other.
Ooh!
Or like, what's the thing where they've both got lances and they're going past each other?
Jousting.
Air jousting.
Oh, man.
That video would get a lot more views.
Oh, yeah. That video would get a lot more views. Oh, yeah.
Air jousting.
You run a man through at 1,500 feet of altitude,
and I'll tune the fuck in every time you upload.
Dude, I'd watch that at five feet.
Yeah, but the...
Come on.
It'd be good.
But at 1,500 feet.
The winners are winners, and the losers are dead.
I want them to be able to, in the post-edits,
edit in the falling tragic sound
as you see him spinning out of control.
I don't want the...
of it just falling five feet.
There should be a very long in-memoriam section
at the end of the video.
Remembering the fallen flyers
you should put the year they were born and the year they died so you'd know how tragic it was
they could do it like that vietnam for me it's more tragic when young
where they like have it carved in except i guess it wouldn't be that big a lot more people died
in vietnam than would die in a
middle of Kansas paramotoring joust
event. Yeah.
All but one.
If it's a tournament style, all but one would die,
right? Because no one's going to survive.
They're blunted. They're blunted on the end.
You're not running them through literally.
You're 1,500 feet in the air. How big a drop
could you survive? Well, you pull your
reserve chute, of course. That's half the fun, right?
Unless you're knocked out.
Then you plummet.
Well, that's the tricky aim for the head.
But death will be quick.
More or less.
I bet if you land in a tall corn, like seven feet of corn at just the right angle,
then you die real slowly.
There's no surviving.
There's no surviving.
A lot of corn. And you actually die quickly because the farmer will be undispleased no come out and
my friend crashed last night we've been making fun of him he uh there's a tip you can a trick
you can do called a wingtip drag and basically you know you've got your wing overhead you tilt
it on the side and spin in a circle and the goal is for one of your wingtips to hit the ground.
But he kind of transitioned from a wingtip drag to a frame drag to a knee drag to a face drag.
And he's okay.
Well, that's good.
Well, you've only had two major crashes this trip.
I'm sure that everyone will make it out okay.
No.
They moved the trip.
It's in a new location this year because after the death from last year,
they wouldn't let them hold it there anymore.
Ah, so you still got 49 more states to run through.
Yeah.
I shouldn't laugh.
And then like fucking Utah or one of the Midwestwest states is gonna be like i don't give
a shit keep doing your thing no yeah that's true actually because the guy died at the
there was an event in utah this year as well and there of course there was a death
and uh i think they're just gonna hold it again there next year oh i'm sure utah would they just
be like but you weren't drinking they're like no it's like all right well if you do three percent beer like toss the same utah story i think it's interesting
to even non-paramotorists there's a there's a fly-in so the guy comes to watch right he finds
it interesting he is so he sees hundreds of people flying and stuff and he's like oh my god i have to do that and uh somebody there like gave him like sold him some super like
old equipment that he didn't want anymore it was kind of ratty and not good and the guy's like you
know you should get lessons and he's like fuck you you know this is america i'll do what i want to do
and he died like a minute later he He launched, he got in the air,
and if you pull the brakes too much,
then the wing will stall,
and you will come crashing to the ground,
which is exactly what happened.
And then there's a YouTuber who's universally thought very little of.
He sells training, and he sells equipment,
and he's flying around the dead body,
being like, that's why you need to get yourself a flat-topotor it's the safest paramotor on the market get another death get
get training from me and a paramotor for me and you won't be dead like this guy
here in my video that guy was actually at the time he had just died yeah yeah there's ambulances
coming around and and they they like pull the body on a gurney with the face covered.
So you can tell if it's a recovery situation
or, I guess, a rescue versus just transporting the body.
So you're telling me that this guy showed up as a spectator,
and he thought it was cool,
and he purchased some rinky-dink equipment from a guy
and then went paramotoring and died.
We have an image of him right here, actually.
Here he is.
Holy shit, here's him right before he took to the sky.
That is not regulation equipment.
I've seen what he's set up,
and this man is not prepared.
No wonder.
No wonder. He looks so happy and
pleased with his purchase though that is such a funny fucking picture so that that in case you
don't recognize him what he is xbox pc man his real name is anthony he uh he he's one of the
clowns that uh that games with me a little bit on the Discord. And the other day, he did cosplay of each of us,
each of the three of us here.
And he didn't spend a lot of time, money, or effort
putting the cosplay together.
He just got the items and activities
that he feels like exemplify each of us.
And, well, this is you.
You know what I like about it?
Is I'm pretty sure the fan's on
it's plugged in and that's how that's how the trash bags up in the air
it's fucking hilarious and especially knowing like this probably wasn't the first shot where
he was going like no that looks dumb he's got like a cargo shorts on oh it's great there's there's the one of him in his
pajama pants like sitting there with a gun and some liquor just wasted like i guess that's me
like like it's this one and he has no shame like yeah i'm gonna link it the best part is this man
has no shame no shame at all for the for the memes with this guy yeah yeah no no shame that's just
supposed to be kyle with a bottle of liquor and just a bag of mexican cheese and a tall boy of
pepsi yeah and then he did one for me yeah you know he really had a hard time pulling off a
an effective tailor he's got some whey protein. He's got a beard
that he made out of cardboard
and then duct taped to his face.
And he
has a waist.
The sad part is we're doing this on the
audio only show. Like mostly audio
show.
Be Patreon people. You'll love it.
I want to believe that he
went out and bought $40 worth of whey protein that he's not
even going to use he's getting in shape actually he's uh oh good for him yeah he's been uh he's
been working out losing weight i think he's like 280 pounds or something somewhere in there 275
and uh and he's been uh he's been trying to lose weight he's been riding his bike and jogging
he sends us these little videos. He's riding his bike.
He's like, Wings is streaming.
Let's stop by.
There ain't a mod inside.
It's middle of the night.
It's 3 in the morning.
He's riding his bike.
He's by himself just in the middle of the night.
Yeah, he's a funny guy.
I'm sad that the Wings of Redemption movement has kind of lost all of its steam with Alexa Pro, hasn't it?
Am I wrong?
Look, I've been disengaged for the last, like, whatever, 10 days or so.
So I hope I'm wrong.
But in my little lens, my view of what's out there, it just seems like he's, come on, guys, I'm being nice.
You know, stop pinning on me.
I hate the troll channels.
He's just, like, sort of an unenthusiastic victim.
I don't know. We've gotten some good stuff lately.
When he went into Sean Ranklin's Discord, he raged at them a little bit. That was fun.
He got real upset.
The 62 IQ thing, I thought that was good quality content.
He was talking about some scientific stuff the other day.
There were little comments like he mentioned that fish don't breathe oxygen.
They breathe water.
He talked about pharmaceutical companies.
I caught him the other day going step by step on how to make different metals.
Oh, his blood sugar.
His blood sugar.
Oh, I saw that one one yeah yeah he was like sweating
kyle please tell you he's gaming poorly right he's not doing well at rainbow and he's like oh
i'm sore i'm sweating my blood sugar my blood sugar's low i gotta go get some candy and he
leaves the room it comes back with like a jolly rancher or a peppermint or something he's just
like a really loudly sucking it
and clicking it around his teeth
the whole while.
He never stops complaining about the blood sugar.
He's like, it'll take about
10 or 15 minutes and I'll stabilize out.
Don't worry, boys. I'll be okay.
He was sweating.
Blood sugar.
Blood sugar issues.
He said, I'm getting dizzy-headed.
The connection here. Oh, I'm getting dizzy-headed.
The connection here.
Oh, I'm feeling dizzy.
I need a watermelon Jolly Rancher.
And a chicken pot pie.
No, not an individual chicken pot pie.
The family.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, that'll... Family kind.
He popped that, like, he popped that hard candy as if it was insulin or something like i
guess it is it but well uh sort of i i don't have the words for it it was like it was life-saving
medicine that he needed to take immediately yeah now people it's like in like fallout you know
where they're like oh i need to recharge so you's like in Fallout. Where they're like, oh, I need to recharge.
So you open a monster energy.
And you're like.
Then throw the can away.
And it's like, alright, I'm back to it.
It's like, no, real life's not like that.
If you drink a bunch of energy drinks to fix your blood sugar.
You're going to vomit and feel shitty.
He's like a Fallout character eating candy.
To get his HP up higher.
It was pretty funny.
So yeah, he doesn't rage anymore.
And some people might see that as a downside,
but he still does silly things
that are entertaining for the viewer.
For me, I'm always entertained.
Oh, I'm sure he still rages, right?
No!
Well, I mean, that's not good for his business,
for him to not be raging,
but that's probably the best thing for his mental health.
I suppose. To not be raging.
I don't know.
Any date.
Well, he did rage, like I said, in that Sean Ranklin Discord.
He got pretty angry and shouted a little bit.
But, you know, those guys love that.
They want that, right?
Like, that was pretty interesting.
And these pedo accusations, which again, are false.
I'm sure those are interesting that he has to respond to that.
And so that creates some interesting content.
Is he still responding to it? Is he still talking about it?
He's still playing with the girls yeah he's still playing with the little girls well that's good wings don't you get pushed around by those internet trolls right right you don't tell me who
my friends are so i don't even want to get into that one. Okay. She'll be 18 by the end of May.
Wait, she'll be 18?
Like, it's May 22nd.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, he told her.
One of them will be.
Like he told her, drive down here to my house.
Just drive slow so you're 18 when you get here.
And she was like, that's a 12-day drive.
And he's like, yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Take your time.
You know? Just hitchhike on the way.
Well, I'm glad he's taking precautions to stay legal.
Yeah, yeah.
I approve.
Although, I don't know what the age of consent is in South Carolina.
Like, we've talked about that a bunch.
But, you know, different states have different laws about, like, how old the older individual has to be in comparison to the 17 or 16-year-old.
And in some states, it's just a free-for-all.
You can be like 70 and fuck a 16-year-old or something like that.
So I don't know.
I don't know what the scenario is.
And of course, we've defined pedophilia before.
And that's when you're attracted to prepubescent children children.
It has nothing to do with 17 year old
probably looking... I don't think anybody thinks Wings
is a pedophile. Some people do.
People are doing that to fuck with him.
Nobody actually, or at least I don't think
they do. It's a big audience
out there.
If you had
a pie graph, sure, it'd be a
tiny normal person slice that
actually believes.
Just 1% would be 200 people
who think he's a pedophile.
There you go.
You don't want that.
He's your age, Kyle. A little bit
older, a little bit younger.
Right? Almost
exactly. I think
he's two months older than I am, actually.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hmm. Well... think he's two months older than I am, actually. Okay. Yeah.
Well,
I mean,
I don't know,
Kyle. If I had to peg you both, I'd say you're both
you both look maybe a little young for your age,
which is good when you get to be in your 30s,
I think, right? Like, Wings,
if he wore a hat, he'd look quite a bit
younger.
Okay.
Oh, regarding the baldness thing.
Yeah, because, like,
often, like, heavier people,
like, Boogie got the same thing.
Like, really heavy people,
when they get that old,
like, they don't look as old
until, I guess,
I was going to say that, actually.
I don't want to call anybody out.
Yeah, they don't wrinkle,
because they're...
Someone in my family. Bill Clinton.
Now I became a horrible ghoul.
Now he looks like
what he is on the inside. Yeah, his eyes are
so sunken in from all those Mickey
D's sneak peek meals when he was
jogging in there, and then now
Hillary's finally got him on a leash, I assume.
No more McDouble's eyes. Poor guy. Yeah, something about was jogging in there and then now like hillary's finally got him on a leash i assume and no just
no more mcdouble's eyes poor guy yeah something about being fat enough that your skin is like
always kept taut i think keeps you looking a certain age because like you know it's weird
you never see an old fat person think about that It can be for no other reason that
their skin is staying
taut and thus
you don't realize they're so old.
Oh wait, they die young. That's right.
But what about George R.R. Martin?
Any day now.
Any day now.
He may have been dead for a year and a half.
I haven't seen him on Conan O'Brien
lately, right? I just see little tweets coming out of that guy.
He writes at the same pace as a dead person.
What? Yeah, he really has.
I mean, they keep finding new shit from Anne Frank.
Like, every week, they're like,
oh, I found some new excerpts from Anne Frank.
Who fucking cares?
Who cares what this 12-year-old person
who lived in an attic thought?
She's the Tupac Shakur
of the Holocaust. Yeah.
Just a prolific writer where you discover
more and more stuff. Yeah.
What the fuck were they doing?
How did they possibly...
Were they going up to the attic and some German
historian guy's like, you know, we haven't
looked up here in the booth. I'm going to go check it out.
He goes up. Oh, shit.
Her father edited
it greatly
to take out some of the more embarrassing parts.
Yeah, when she's talking about her clitoris
and playing with her pussy and stuff.
They took a lot of that out.
Anne Frank and Erotic Journey
is my favorite
version.
And erotic life.
Yes, it's a much happier ending as well for
everyone hitler's there gerbils it's a much happier like i remember reading that diary
when i was like i don't know how old are you when you read that like 13 14 and like like whatever
history class and i remember like finishing it and like for the longest time because it doesn't
spell it out at the end of the diary anne frank and her family were caught captured and killed i was just
like huh wonder what she got up to after the war and then like a couple years later it's like oh
shit wow they should have included that in the book it would have made it a lot more you know
impactful or i guess they probably shouldn't put that in there if you're like 12 that's pretty
scarring i would think i mean it's history, though, right?
It is.
Come on, get it.
12-year-olds are getting shot at in history class.
Like, they can handle knowing Anne Frank didn't make it.
Exactly.
If they can handle being shot at, they can handle the truth about Anne Frank.
Chiz wrote the fourth hole incursion.
Is there?
What's the fourth hole?
The belly button.
Oh. Well, there we are there we are all right i was like man i've been at this for a while now i haven't found the fourth hole yet it's behind
you like those ladies with those you're always talking about those trim thin like tight bellies
ah you're missing out you're missing out you get to a lady with a punch. All of a sudden, a new corridor opens up.
And you're lovemaking.
Oh, please.
I know.
I'm just a Puritan of not wanting to fuck a nasty, you know, belly slimy.
You prefer that.
Like, that's why she wants you to do it.
It's hard to get them clean.
When you pull out the rim of your penis head
lint all the way in there.
And when you pull it out,
it's all stuck together and it's a little ring around.
It's like when you clean a dryer sheet
and the whole thing comes off in one nice peel.
That's horrible.
It's very satisfying, yes.
How much would it cost for you just thinking to myself like if she does yoga like one week late one week later could she get pregnant with
that leftover semen that you've been incubating in her belly rolls kyle i'm i'm sorry part what
did you say even in her belly rolls yeah like if you fuck her belly button and it can't get clean, this much we've established,
then
it's warm in there, right?
Perhaps the semen could live
for a little bit.
And then, when she's doing yoga,
as fat chicks do, then
she could get pregnant. I'm just tossing it out there.
Put a
cockroach in that belly button,
it would be dead by the end of the day.
There's no way sperm is surviving.
I think you're overestimating.
The vagina pretty much sucks at surviving.
Yeah, you're overestimating the resilience of sperm.
I hope.
I hope.
Hey, I had a belly button, baby,
and it was you, Winx.
I'm a belly button, baby And it was you, Wings I'm a belly button, baby Uh-huh
Ash, what's wrong with you?
You know what we should do?
She's had an idea
On PKA, the big show
We should peel back these sheets
And see what the mattress looks like
But I want to save the surprise For the show Oh, these sheets and see what the mattress looks like but i want to
save the surprise for the show oh i like stand it up against the wall so you've gotten all the
sleeping out of the way it's gonna look like a modern art masterpiece there's gonna be really
happy to stay that i can just pick the computer oh oh technology is with us yeah yeah good call
if only you had a black light If only you had a black light.
If only you had a black light.
Right?
Like, shine it on there.
And it would be, probably nothing shows up, but as a bit for the show, it'd be hilarious if you had pre-treated it with whatever shows up super luminescent with a black light.
And it was just like, the whole thing is just drenched with cum stains.
You know, you could get a blacklight pretty easily, and then, I mean, it's also,
you have the capacity to create cum stains.
Ah, get busy.
Like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Just slap it around.
I also want to see what those pictures are.
I like how the care you can tell they took
with those pictures where they're like,
well, we don't want the picture to be too big on the wall
or too small or look awkward. Make it
exactly the same size as the AC
unit.
And then tilt it a little bit.
It's the same picture twice.
Same picture twice.
We ordered too many of the single one.
Just put it in there. Nobody care.
So nice they did it twice.
Yes.
Look at that.
The other picture. Same one.
So Taylor,
based on what you just saw, what is that picture of?
That's one of those pictures that as the days
go on, you're staying in there, you're going to start
noticing additional characters getting closer like was there always a little boy in this one
and now there's a girl in this maybe they aren't the same picture and then at the end you know
you're gonna be walking to the ice machine to talk to the meth dealer and you're gonna get a
costume and then next week someone will come into that, and they'll see a little paramotor in that picture.
And if you zoom in, you'll see you, bug-eyed, trapped in there forever in the motel picture dimension.
Yeah.
Woody's Game Attack.
Class of 08.
He's like in The Shining, yeah.
I stayed at a nice hotel our first night here.
Like, there weren't any options.
The bad ones were taken.
And it was nice.
I was like, I can see why people do this.
I had previously thought that nice hotels were such a waste of money.
You know, you spend whatever, $700 in a few days.
And then afterwards, you don't have anything, right?
Whereas you can buy things for $700 and It's a little enjoy for some time.
But the sheets were so clean, and the air conditioner wasn't loud.
And I don't know.
It was really quite pleasant to live in.
I can see why people do it.
You can see why people spend the extra couple of bucks.
Yeah, I would.
I always get a VRBO because the price of a hotel room is
often like right around 100 to 125 versus is get a whole fucking house for like 125 150 or something
like that and especially if i'm traveling with like two to three other people because then you're
paying for like three fucking hotel rooms and uh again, you can get the house for like $200 a night that'll house that many people.
I really like VRBO or Airbnb.
I think VRBO got bought out by like Home something or another.
And they're all under one big umbrella.
But yeah, I'm a big fan.
Home away.
Yeah.
I wonder if there's any place in Fredonia.
How much is the Fredonia room you're in?
I think it's in the low 60s.
The low 60s a night.
How much is a place with hallways?
I wouldn't know.
Probably like 80?
How would I learn such a thing?
I'm not sure there is.
I haven't seen any buildings with more than two stories in this town.
Well, optimal for flying.
Yeah, I get skeeved out by shitty motels.
I don't want to get bedbugs.
Like, I don't...
If, like, you do get unlucky and you get bedbugs,
it's not like, oh, well, I'm going to leave and it'll be fine it's like no you have to purge
all your clothes like they get special shampoos or whatever the hell like
they're almost like lice like they're gonna follow you and then if you go home
before you do that pity the fool let's look at some of the other places that
Woody could have stayed like like like. Some of them, very nice.
And some of them, terrifying.
Alright?
Wow.
Airbnb is in Fredonia?
Oh, they're everywhere, baby.
$65 a night with free cancellation.
Entire guest house, two beds.
What?
A cabin in the woods.
Campsite, two beds.
$45 a night, free cancellation.
The top one there, let me see what it's actually called.
Yeah, the charming, historic, and right downtown, plus free bikes, is $65 a night.
It comes with two beds.
You've got your own refrigerator, little kitchenette,
an air conditioner that's totally from
a 1930s sweatshop,
and a little desk there.
These are
way cheaper than I thought they would be.
Pretty much all of these are in the 60s.
I'm learning something new. I was under
the impression that in Fredonia, Kansas,
Airbnb hadn't reached here
yet, but there are a
dozen places to choose from. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like thinking that YouTube hasn't reached here yet but there are a dozen places to choose from
I mean it's like thinking that YouTube
hasn't reached there yet right you know it's
like every it's just
there's no infrastructure
to arrive it's just people are like
yeah I got a place
and they put it on there right so there's
guest houses and loft and like
attached bedrooms and stepmother houses
or whatever and cabins in
the wood like and i know that it's everywhere it says free cancellation but i i we thought that by
not doing something like that we'd have more flexibility because we're following the weather
and stuff like that but the motel cost she's asked about 60 after taxes, I think. They call Fredonia the Atlanta of central southern Kansas.
They do not.
They don't call it anything like that.
What is it known for?
Probably like a birthplace of a serial killer.
Fredonia, Kansas.
Oh, they have an official website.
Holy shit, really?
In the heartland.
Where pride flies high!
And now it does not appear the website's been updated in a hot minute.
Probably not a lot of traffic.
Let's see where this ranks on Alexa.
I'm the first visitor since
2009.
Look at the notable people, right?
There's
Kendall Traynor.
He was an
All-American place kicker for the University of
Arkansas.
Born in 1967.
Ralph the Hammer Gibson could shotgun
two tall boys of Coors Light at the same time.
Yep. Born in 1985.
Benjamin
S. Paulin, 23rd
Governor of Kansas, represent.
Born in 1869.
Died in 1961, tragically.
Rest in peace.
And you can tell they're really not skimping
because they went from George W.
Malone, born in 1890, all the way to someone born in 67.
And they're having not a lot of meaning after 67, I guess.
So if you're from Fredonia, Kansas, your name could be next.
You could be next to Benjamin S. Pollan.
Look at their population growth.
Like, you can tell that
anyone who's born there gets the fuck
out as soon as possible. In 1890,
there were 1,500 people there.
In 2010,
2,400. You know what I like?
Education.
The mascot
for each of the district's two schools
is the yellow jacket.
Both of the schools have the same map.
And coming to you today, Fredonia, Kansas Yellow Jackets versus the Fredonia, Kansas Yellow Jackets.
That's right, boys.
It's the Swarm Bowl.
We couldn't have picked two different kinds of bees or something?
Well, there was a great Yellow Jacket Wars in 1896.
Both sides refused to back down.
That's what the Civil War was over there.
Slavery had little to do.
Taylor, did Vegas make the Stanley Cup Finals?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, they did.
I'm out of touch.
In the Stanley Cup Finals.
Their first year.
An expansion year.
I'm not pleased with it.
first year an expansion year i'm not pleased with it
if they win it's gonna be such it'll be kind of neat honestly but also i'll be like fuck your team forever like you fucking vegas assholes you you get a team for one year and you win like there's
actually an interesting pattern not interesting interesting to Kyle at all.
But an expansion team has made the Stanley Cup finals each of the last 50 years.
So in 1918, Toronto did it.
In 1968, the Blues did it.
And in 2018, Vegas did it.
And I hope that Vegas follows our pattern.
Which is getting really close.
And then 50, half a century of failure.
So, yeah, I don't know.
Really, I want Tampa to win, but I'd be cool with Tampa or Washington at this point.
Like, seeing Ovechkin get one would be neat.
I assume you want the Caps, Woody, just as like an additional way to say, fuck you to the penguins.
Uh, okay. Can you hear me? Okay. Cause for me, it was frozen. Okay. So I don't think it does say,
fuck you to the penguins, which is almost an issue. I want to say, fuck you to the penguins
because they're terrible. But I feel like if they get knocked out by the team that wins the cup,
terrible but i feel like if they get knocked out by the team that wins the cup they in a way are one of second place teams you know like like yeah we would have won but you know we happen to face
the best one in the second round i think i'm really going for washington though because i
like ovechkin and i want him to get a cup i also would like to see vegas win because it's a neat
story to me see i was a Tampa Bay Vegas because uh like you
know all Pittsburgh's fans are on Vegas's bandwagon because of Marc-Andre Fleury being the goalie of
Vegas so that's why I was saying you'd want either Tampa or Washington to win because right now if
you go on like the Penguins subreddit they're all pulling for Vegas for Flurry. That is a mark against them.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, that's a big mark against them.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
All right.
Washington all the way.
Great, great series.
Last night was an awesome game.
I think Chiz watched it too.
But anyway, no other sports.
You've been watching Kyle.
No baseball.
Not following the Braves. I don't know if they're good this year. I know you kind of followed them a bit last year when they were good. You've been watching Kyle. No baseball. Not following the Braves.
I don't know if they're good this year.
I know you kind of followed them a bit last year when they were good.
They're good this year.
I think they were bad last year, though.
They're doing pretty well this year.
Wings, I think, predicted them to win the East early, like preseason.
And I think last time I checked, they were on pace to maybe do that.
So go figure.
But no, I haven't been following them at all.
I know a girl that wants to go to a game,
so I might go to a game this year because I'm not far from the stadium.
It's a beautiful stadium, so I don't know.
I don't really give a shit.
Is Wings a big baseball fan?
He says he's a Braves fan.
I don't know.
I doubt he's ever been to a game or anything
oh he used to play that's right Wingster we kept talking about find it for me just please
find me the picture you know the one you know the one he kept talking about how he played
baseball as a kid and how he was good at it and on and on and how he was the star baseball
player and
then he's like, you want to see my trophies?
And of course, the artist
is like, oh yeah!
We want to see the trophies!
So he goes to the trophy
room and there they are.
I hope Chiz
finds the trophy room picture because
How long ago is this?
A month and a half.
Oh, okay.
Because you look closely,
and 90% of them are T-ball trophies.
90% of them are T-ball.
You've got the batter holding the bat.
That's the trophy thing.
And then in front of them is a little stick with a ball on it.
You're like, what?
Who are you, the green team?
What are you bragging about?
It was kind of sad, but we all got a real chuckle out of it.
His green team trophies from fucking baseball.
It was another one of those.
He's probably better than me.
I play t-ball.
Have I told you guys my t-ball stories?
I probably have.
Oh, yeah yeah i was
always striking out in t-ball and and it got to be like in my head and i partly blame my father
now my father was a good father especially towards the later years he was a very good father to me
like as an adult and even as a young or an older teenager like when i hit 18
and 20 and stuff but when i was a kid he just worked all the time i didn't fucking know how
to throw very well i sure as hell couldn't catch i'd play catch with my friends to get better but
i only wanted people to throw me grounders because everything else was embarrassing and potentially
dangerous when i swung the bat i would would face the pitcher. You know how you face
sideways? You know how to swing a bat. I didn't know, right? And I guess I lacked the observational
skills to realize everyone else faced kind of sideways towards the tee. I'm just swinging.
Yeah, you twist your body and... That's not how I do it, apparently. Yeah, and sometimes I would
hit the tee hard enough that it would roll a little bit.
And I never knew if I was supposed to run to first or not.
Like, you know, is this roll an appropriate one to run on?
Or is this roll too slow?
And we're just going to set it up again and count it as a foul.
And eventually I learned you just run every time and there's no penalty for running.
But, yeah, I was terrible at t-ball my friends were
better and i didn't like that it was no good all baseball was was terrible i hated playing baseball
so much i hated baseball and soccer immensely they were so bored like soccer was better than
baseball because at least in soccer you could run around the whole time and be moving you know as a little kid baseball there was nothing worse than like
getting all excited to go up and hit and then hitting running to first and be like all right
well now i guess i gotta wait oh shit oh ted's up ted and then steve and then eric oh my god
i'm just hanging out here aren't i I? You steal. You steal bases.
We weren't allowed to steal until you were older.
At the age of six, you couldn't steal.
You couldn't steal on T-Ball either.
I'm talking really young.
Occasionally, in my league in T-Ball,
occasionally people would steal,
and they'd make them go back to the guy you can't steal in this league
and just undo that.
The pitcher was taking a nap.
Come on, get back.
He lost the ball.
Well, I loved baseball.
It was so much fun to play.
It was fun to hit.
It was fun to pitch.
It was fun to – I liked playing shortstop and second base.
I liked the throwing of the ball.
I like catching.
I like running and catching.
I really enjoyed it, all the aspects of baseball. I played for catching. I like running and catching. I really enjoyed it.
All the aspects of baseball.
I played for years.
How long did you play?
I started with T-ball, and I played until high school.
I wasn't good enough at that point.
So I liked it.
I loved it.
Did you ever play soccer as a little kid?
Soccer was not an available sport for us.
All you need is a ball.
Yeah, and a field.
There was no organized soccer game in Georgia, in our region.
In Georgia, right?
In all of Georgia.
There's a fucking Kenyan school,
and we are raising money for a little school in Livonia, Georgia, so they can play ball, too.
There's people in Ethiopia playing soccer with a head of cabbage.
Yet in Livonia, they can't pull off a league.
Nobody wanted to play.
It was like it was baseball, basketball, football.
Like, you know the the three core sports
i i don't i really don't think there was anything else you know i mean you could do track and field
you could run because that didn't require much at all um but but no there was in high school
they introduced a soccer team when i was in like the 10th grade and we all just thought it was so
silly we were like we should all join just for the joke we should just join for the joke this is so stupid
nobody's gonna play nobody did like nobody nobody gave a shit nobody cared at all oh it's not very
i did not like it i when i was really young like five six and started i guess i started playing
hockey when i was six but like you know four or five six i was playing baseball and soccer too and like it was funny when i was like probably 16 or something
we were talking about how much i sucked at those games like i'd be out in like the soccer field
just like looking for bugs or something like running around just like i didn't i didn't give
a shit about it it wasn't fun uh baseball same thing didn't care it was so slow so boring didn't
hold my attention.
My mom, we were all like laughing about how terrible I was at soccer and baseball. And she
was like, yep, your dad thought you might be gay until you went out for hockey and you were really
good at that. And like, he's like, like, Oh yeah, your father was so excited when you went out for
hockey and we're really good at it. And you actually liked it. And I was like, Oh, well,
thank God something happened
to turn that fuse.
I can just imagine my dad being like,
all right, Taylor, get ready for the throw.
Don't you pick that cricket.
Don't you pick that fucking cricket up again.
Oh, that's great.
That's hilarious.
Play the butterflies alone.
Yeah.
Stay in position.
Stay in position.
But the butterfly's over there, and I don't care about this.
Oh, man.
I was so glad to have found hockey as a sport.
Wrestling was fun, too.
That didn't start until I was a bit older, like 12 or 13.
Probably didn't put down your father's
concerns of you being gay though but at that point when i was like 12 or 13 i've been playing
hockey good enough for like five six years that that was was passed and uh wrestling was fun
but then it got to be high school and it was like you have to pick hockey or wrestling and i'm like
i'm not i'm not picking the spandex sport for this you know i'm gonna go with the more fun one
i don't know if my internet's okay wrestling should get rid of that singlet that's the worst
part of it like i think it hurts its crowd appeal i think people see people in that wrestling
singlet with if wrestling happened in like board shorts i think it might be more
popular if wrestling happened in board shorts and like uh i don't know like a spandex tank top or
something the whole thing would be better the singlets is this isn't wrestling yeah you could
make rules against grabbing it i feel or i feel like it's not a big problem in mma the shorts
grabbing i don't feel like it would be that big problem in MMA, the shorts grabbing.
I don't feel like it would be that much either.
And it would make people more comfortable with it, you know?
Like, yeah, I agree.
Yeah, they're really outcasts.
Yeah.
Or naked.
I would prefer naked wrestling to the singlet, right?
Just like in the olden times.
You want some dude's dick rubbing up against you? That's part of your intimid singlet, right? Just like in the olden times. Dick rubbing up against you?
That's part of your intimidation tactic, right?
Yeah, then you have to rub your dick up against him.
Show him, aha, you're not going to alpha male me.
I'll show you. I'll get hard.
You get him in like a north-south?
You get him in like a north-south position?
Yeah, you get him in like a north-south position
and just drop the balls right on his face.
Just teabag him.
That's two points per purple mushroom.
That's two, four, six, eight.
And that's a purple mushroom stamp.
You're done.
What is a purple mushroom?
Mushroom stamp.
It's where you take a dick and you slap it on someone's face and make a mushroom stamp.
Oh, I'm like, do you take your scrotum and wrap it over the top?
What is it purple mushroom
i'm making up my own ideas no it's it's one of those things that like was always a joke
but if someone was ever like oh i'm gonna purple mushroom that guy you'd be like what's wrong with
you no you don't slap your dick on other people you maniac but anyway did you guys have fun pranks
like that that would prevent the uh i feel like that would make it even harder for the transgender people in the wrestling though, right?
Like if we could see what was going on.
Oh, she's snail trailing him.
Jesus.
Dude, wrestling competitions, like the tournaments are being won by guys who identify
as girls have you been watching this it happened in texas in texas i can't believe texas put up
with that shit they let some dude just claim he's a girl wrestle with girls all weekend long and beat
them they drug him behind a truck right after, so it evens out. Some poor girl
is like,
alright, Stephanie, you've been training all
year for this. You've got it.
You have to go up against
Alex.
Formerly Alex.
Okay, let's see. And then you see
the shoulders on the kid,
the hands, the musculature,
and you have to like if you're that
that biological girl's coach or parent or something you have to be genuinely mad or the girl herself
like what the fuck like this is not fair i'm gonna get the shit kicked out of me just because i think
the move is i think that anytime that that happens anytime that a transgender uh gender
anytime a guy joins your girls wrestling
competition everyone should just forfeit just be like no we refuse we refuse to to wrestle
i have a counter move how about one of the coaches
identifies as a 17 year old girl and knocks him out in the first ah an age kin
yeah just get like i don't know fucking jo Lozada to walk in there and be like,
I currently identify as a 17-year-old girl.
Let's go.
Knock him out, and then it's over.
Yeah, I identify as someone who's not taking your shit right now.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just so fucking unfair.
A biological male, enter biological female tournaments.
I can't believe people don't
universally see that as
unfair. I wish that a guy
would
every other weekend
identify as a woman and then join
the women's chess
thing and just run the table on
all of the women chess players.
Oh. That would be pretty funny.
Or like...
Oh, we lost.
I would not have bet that.
Why are guys better at chess?
Why are guys better at pool?
It seems like these are sports where
the guy advantages don't play in it is well tendency to get into stuff um so so with billiards
and pool i never considered that i know i knew there was women's and men's but i i never really
considered whether the men are head and shoulders better than the women but i would imagine that
like your size does aid and in some ways because the it's the same size table for both sexes
and the man is able to lean over and get certain angles perhaps that the the woman might have to
use that makes sense that thing i don't know what you call it that thing they put on the table and
put the put probably called a bridge bridge yeah yeah yeah the man may not
need to use the bridge in some scenarios where a woman certainly would because her arms aren't long
enough or her torso isn't long enough but in chess it's a fucking board game there isn't men's and
women's like call of duty there isn't men's and women's like dota there is in call of duty but
there's another one why are guys so much better at Call of Duty?
Because more guys play Call of Duty.
Yeah, more interest in it.
But the chess one is interesting too.
Like there's men's and women's chess.
If there was one that seems like it would be unisex,
it's not like a man can be like, boom!
You know?
Checkmate!
Or something scarier.
And darts, that's another one.
They do men's and like and darts that's another one like they do men's and
women's darts when it's like it really doesn't take much strength to toss that dart so you think
they do that here yeah it doesn't doesn't yeah it's not a strength thing they do men's and women's
poker no it doesn't make any sense yeah they don't they don't do women i mean they might do events
that are like ladies night but you know they and men are on
average much better poker you know i don't think there's ever been a uh wsop female champion i'm
almost a thousand percent sure there hasn't and uh you know i can there's only a handful of good
female poker players and like you know them but you know by who they are yeah I used to know them all by name. Jennifer Tilly plays.
She's quite good.
The actress with the real big titties,
she plays on a professional level,
and she's quite good.
Yeah, but the whole point being,
you can't let biological males
enter competitions of any sport
where the biological females aren't cool with it,
because then you're just ruining
all of their fun and competition. yeah definitely so i i and wrestling is i don't know if there
is a sport that that's more dependent on like the the musculature and the size of the individual
than wrestling than wrestling or fighting sports in general like like combat sports, right? Because boxing's right there.
But wrestling probably even more.
Yeah, wrestling even more because, like,
a 150-pound man is going to have a lot more by weight than a 150-pound woman.
That's compared to women who carry more fat, naturally.
Wait, wait, wait wait let's let's
stop on this i'm 90 sure he just said 150 pound man's gonna have a lot more weight than 150 pound
woman i think he was breaking up a bit but i think what he's pointing out is that women's body fat is
like averaging around 24 25 or something like that and men's is as much lower than that so there's
more muscle on 150 pound man
just on average uh then i was just having fun because i thought he said wait yeah yeah that's
fun oh no i was saying yeah i broke up for a sec i was saying what kyle said but yeah not a not a
fair competition i just i always put myself in the shoes of if I was that girl who gets put up against the trans girl.
And you're like, is everybody?
Everybody's seeing this right now.
Everybody's seeing this.
Hey, can you put your hands up real quick?
All right.
Everybody sees that?
Everybody sees the difference here?
You want to give them a flex?
You notice how head taller? You want to is gonna show him your cock what once you kick
i want to know this i did this thing that you can see his cock i want to know was he at does
he actually identify as a girl is this a guy who has troubles with his gender identity and such
or or a girl whatever he is or is this someone who's just like
fucking with all his friends like dude you know what i could be state champion of the females
i'm gonna give it a go what the fuck you know like because they're in the regular season
at least where i'm from they don't different like girls are sometimes on the wrestling team like
once in a blue moon but they have to wrestle against the guys.
There's not enough females
to hold their own league.
But I guess for states, they break it up.
I just wonder if the guy was like,
I'm going to go in there and win.
Fuck it.
I don't think they're doing that.
I think they're probably
genuinely dealing with gender issues
and that they they just want
to wrestle but it doesn't matter their motivation like even if they're totally believing it they
can't you go ruin their sport here's another solution let's say that you are from what's
that city you're in right now what do you what's it called hodonia kansas yeah you're in the hodonia
kansas yellow jackets and uh you're going up against the Hedonia,
Kansas yellow jackets, and
they're bringing
a trans man.
You just get one of your better guys
to say he's a trans man
and go fight him, right?
The annual jacket off.
Yeah, the next time with the big swarm,
you just send yourself,
you send a guy too, right?
I think that's how to stamp this out.
You send your best guy at that weight class, right?
That was my idea.
Don't shave.
No, no, no.
Don't tuck it.
Don't tuck it.
No, you don't have to.
Makeup, please.
Just say you're a girl.
They can't fuck with you. Look at him's over look at that guy look at the cock on that kid i identify someone who gets to wear rings in the
ring yeah that's like or brass knuckles or something yeah that uh that's just not just
not fair it's not sporting yeah absolutely not sporting at all like if you need
make a trans division and the three fuckers that that that are in it can wrestle every year for
the belt even then they'd have to break that up wouldn't they because like if it was uh
like a biological male versus a biological female like that would still be unfair
they'd have to like
subsect it into two groups right yeah there'd be two trans groups there would be trans girls and
trans boys and and they would yeah and if there's only two in your state well it's a 1v1 for the
for the bell and just make a note make a whole new championship do it at the end of the night
and uh all right we got one more uh everybody's filing out uh we got one more uh
championship fight all right as the janitors are making their way into scrub ring c or ring a over
here the local trans boy championship which is won by default you know because it's one person
yeah just just give them another make a trophy make a new title just give it to those people like it's just not fair and i i can't i don't understand how people get behind it i i've seen
the crowd boo and i've seen like liberal news organizations be like and they booed it's like
yeah of course they booed they just watched a guy beat up a girl for like 20 minutes or something
like that because the girl actually held her own for a while. I think everyone's on the same team with that being fair,
liberal or conservative.
Oh, no, no.
The far left are not on that board at all.
Get Hutch on this one, Chiz.
On these sports.
Of these sports, yeah.
Because Joe Rogan made this statement,
and he got a ton of hate from far left people,
where Joe Rogan was like, can we all just agree?
This woman, Fallon Fox, or this trans lady, Fallon Fox, can't jump into the ring and start breaking orbital bones.
And everybody go, whoa, this is fine.
This is fine.
Hey, let me interview the person with the broken eye socket.
What was it like?
I've never felt strength like that before.
And I'm a strong woman.
That's a real
quote from her like really there are some people out there oh yeah like like and this woman is like
the toughest of this issue look at this image that this is a girl who realizes she's made a huge
mistake oh my gosh look at the pretty wear look at the square jaw on that man who is choking her out.
This guy's got a superhero jaw and chin on him.
He looks like he could be cast for Superboy.
This could be Superboy.
Look at this guy.
That girl has a look of panic in her eyes of
like i know the technique to get out of this but i lack the physical strength like ah she's like
he's hard he's hard i have proof he's straight he doesn't identify as a girl he's poking me in the ass look what a bigot you
are mr gamer their sexual identity has nothing to do with their sexual orientation yeah saying
that there's a huge correlation between being male and being attracted to women is bigoted
yeah he can still he can identify as a girl and like girls or like boys.
You're right.
I thought I caught him.
But that hard-on sticking in her puss is not proof that he's a dude.
Absolutely not.
No.
No, it is not.
I'd hit him in the balls, right?
I've already lost.
Might as well take the quick disqualification and just fucking need it.
Maybe there's no rule against hitting him in the balls
in female wrestling.
There couldn't be, because there's no rules.
Well, there's no rule that says you can't have a dog, Blake.
Your dog is not running around tackling my son.
This is my pit bull, Rufus.
He identifies as a 17 year old
all-state wrestler all right i'm gonna release him whatever you say uh ref just just let me
god damn it rufus don't worry i'm gonna let you go across from him is a trans man he's just like
i i i didn't know that there would be a dog it's it's it's it's not not in the
rules so technically just just get ready son i'm a girl i'm a girl yeah it'd be great just release
the add dogs to the mix add dogs and and machines maybe maybe someone has a kill bot that identifies as a 17 year old 115 pound girl.
Well, he weighs 115 pounds.
Is it? I saw that on Robot
Wars. Does it have a machete
that spins on the top of it?
Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
It will flip her
clear across the auditorium.
Go for the
double leg.
It's got really fast.
It's got knives.
It has no legs.
Just a flamethrower and a knife.
With a wedge on the front.
I'm fucked.
You guys ready to call it a wrap?
Yeah, it's a show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
PKN episode 192.