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and we're live painkiller nearly episode 201 hopefully my audio is awesome we just spent a
bunch of time working on it um hopefully it's great now the biggest news of the week is that
apparently a friend of the show has the hip what's the hemp the hiv hiv you got the hiv
that's the now come on the line front of the line can you lay this out for me? I hadn't heard of it until just the pre-show.
Well,
and forgive me because I only watch
two or three hours of Ice Poseidon a week
and there's like
50 or 60 hours of it to watch a week
it seems sometimes. First of all,
I think he's got a strike right now on YouTube, so he's
not streaming from his own account.
It's from other accounts. I think it's
weed related, like he showed some weed on stream or he did he smoked some weed something like that is what i
read um but i believe what happened and forgive me if i get some of the minor details wrong
a girl comes over to the they're at the streamer house in florida uh blade is there uh the regular cast and crew of ice is there and
this girl shows up she's i guess okay looking but she but she's got like terrible posture and uh
like like gross hair and she looks like she's got a bit of a belly but i don't think she'd have it
if she just stood up straight you know and taylor and i both fixed our posture during the telling of the story oh does she what a bitch yeah and um i guess i saw her leaning up against the tree where she
is like all hunched over like the way a meth person would like a goblin well it's funny you
mentioned meth that is that's how dare you she shoots heroin heroin only okay jesus taylor what's
with the false accusations i'm an an idiot and I apologize for it.
We know that, of course, because they caught her in the bathroom doing heroin in the streamer house.
But not before Ice quote-unquote raw-dogged her.
And at that point, there was a bit of a disturbance, I guess.
I'm not sure if it was because of the heroin you would think it would be.
But she was sort of a persona non grata and uh and that's when she reveals i've got aids so is this a real
statement of i have aids or is it like a fucking around look i don't know i didn't test her but it
seemed like a real statement of i got aids and uh and you might too now, Ice, since you decided to stick it in me without a condom.
Oh, and this isn't the best part.
Then her boyfriend shows up, walks into the house, slaps the shit out of Ice, and calls him a bitch.
Is that the redheaded dude?
Yes.
How tough was the boyfriend?
Because, you know, Ice is goofy, but beneath all all that there's an athlete in there kind of
kyle's shaking his head quickly you don't think this is so ice didn't he wasn't gonna win that
you know i i feel like i've seen ice get punked out like a dozen times now by by my children even
like like ice is not the he's a lover not a fighter okay okay i think that's his rap and uh
and his love got him into some hot water uh and maybe uh some expensive medication going forward
but then the uh the the the girl i guess we'll call her uh i guess uh i think sam
um what's i'm spacing out. What's the British guy?
Sam Peppers.
Yeah, is following her outside and asking her questions and stuff.
And she grabs his phone and smashes it.
And that's about all I saw.
She smashed his phone.
This heroin.
I'm beginning to think the heroin addict HIV positive girl is a bit of a loose cannon.
Shockingly. v positive girl is a bit of a loose canon uh shockingly you know uh those those types of
people are known for for being easygoing and uh and real common sense people um you don't have to
worry about in a in a group situation like that also mexican andy uh made the long track from
los angeles to uh tampa or wherever the fuck they're at in Florida.
You know, 2,500 miles, 2,600 miles, something like that.
And he is living in a tent in the lawn
because he's not allowed in the house, like an animal.
I have a couple questions about this.
I hope you know the answers.
One, are they actually that mad at Mexican Ant?
Are they mad at him?
They think he's bad content?
Or is it just
fun to abuse him and treat him like less of a
person? Yeah, I think you get
confused about this sometimes. The whole
it's just for the memes thing. It's rare
that it's just for the memes.
That's a real rarity. They
despise him and they would like it
if ICE, not ICE
Poseidon, but Immigration Control
took him away and sent him to Guatemala
forever. Who's they? The fans or Ice?
Everyone who watches. Everyone despises
Mexican Andy for a number of reasons. He's
rapey. He lies.
He steals content.
He's bad content. And he
doesn't chip in money when he has
the money. He lies about not having money
and everybody else will chip in for a thing
and he'll never chip in for a thing. So the thing i hate about him so far as a viewer is that he's bad
content if he was an awful terrible person who constantly screwed over other people on the stream
i i would be looking to watch that like that's not horrible content to me
am i crazy i don't even like looking at him he's so disgusting to look at well that's not horrible content to me. Am I crazy? I don't even like looking at him.
He's so disgusting to look at.
I'm okay with that, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If he could step up his acne game to one that was even harder to look at, right?
To where he was actively leaking from his face somewhere all the time.
Like, they're just randomly popping.
Yeah, yeah.
If every so often he got the camera, like,
Oh, it got on me, bro!
It's in my eye!
Yeah, yeah. If the camera lens always had a little pus residue, like I'm not looking for him to be my neighbor or my personal friend. I'm looking to have him on my screen and to be on my screen. He needs to be a wacko. That's what he does. And so I don't know that he's quiet he's reserved he's just he's just he's just over there like he's he's no content he's not just it's not that he's necessarily his bad content
he's no content he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that's the worst into this kind of world
like i haven't watched a 50th of what kyle has or chis has but when i saw him on there like i
couldn't watch more than like 30 seconds from like this like, this guy's not doing anything. He's making
me uncomfortable with how uncomfortable he's behaving
around the people around him. If Wings was
in that house, just getting mad
at everyone, constantly yelling,
talking about how he was going to beat them to
fucking death with a maglite, make teeth
soup out of Ice Poseidon,
right? If Wings was on there
saying all those motherfuckers lacked his charisma
and will never reach his levels of success, if Wings was on there saying all those motherfuckers lacked his charisma and will never reach his levels of success.
If Wings was on there just tearing shit up on the ice stream, they might hate him.
They might.
But they'd watch him.
And I thought Mexican Andy was in that family of content.
To be quiet and reserved is the worst thing you could be.
Yeah, he's terrible.
He's absolutely terrible.
You want to get a hotel or some shit?
He's just disgusting. He's super disgusting.
He's legitimately rapey.
Look, I don't
want him to be my neighbor or my
son-in-law. I just want him on
my TV. He can't come over to
get you to work on his desk?
No.
Have they given
Blade a nickname yet?
They don't like Blade at all.
That was my other question.
So can I interrupt you?
Because I want to set up expectations.
I thought, so I've been around Blade while drinking a lot.
And he is surprisingly cool, right?
He's cool.
That's the best word I could describe it.
He has a flow and a style, and he handles his alcohol really well.
He doesn't freak out.
He doesn't say things that bore you.
I find when I'm sober and the other guy's drunk, oftentimes they, you know, I just don't want to be in that conversation.
It doesn't work.
I hate it.
Not Blade.
Oh, in general.
But I find that Blade is an exception to that rule.
He downplays how drunk he is effectively.
So I thought on this stream, he was just going to be a suave dude.
He's streaming Fortnite.
He's being bad content.
Yeah, I saw him getting a ton of hate.
A lot of mean things being said.
And, you know, I haven't really seen him on the stream.
The stuff I've watched have been a lot of highlights.
I saw Scott Jim Carrey get punched in the face today
for calling EBZ the N-word.
I saw the Mexican Andy stuff, which I find is hilarious.
Chiz told me that Mexican Andy had to go to Starbucks
to change his shirt, which did make sense.
I don't know why he didn't change in the tent,
but I think he's just using Starbucks for facilities.
Yeah, yeah.
Like...
Horse bath.
Oh, he doesn't bathe.
Horse bath.
Are you familiar with the term?
Armpits and underwear.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
The house owner who's renting to them
is this 40-year-old Instagram MILF type chick.
She's a little rough looking,
but she's kind She's a little rough looking,
but she's kind of entertaining a little bit because she's been on a little bit on the stream, I guess.
A veteran, Kyle. Have some respect.
Yeah, a veteran.
So yeah, it's been interesting so far.
It's getting a lot of hate.
They show a screenshot of Ice's apartment
and everybody just sitting around doing nothing,
and then they show up juxtaposed with a photograph of them in the and everybody just sitting around doing nothing and then they show up juxtaposed
with a photograph of them in the
streamer house sitting around doing nothing.
And they're like, had to put my glasses on.
Yep, yep, that's what's going on.
I couldn't tell. It was even the same couch
and wall color. Yeah, yeah.
So I don't know. Are you looking
at something, Taylor? No, I remember
that picture he's speaking about where it shows Ice's
apartment versus the streamer house
and it's just both of them doing the exact same thing
on both couches and it's just funny because
it's even the same color couch and the same color
walls, so it's like not even a different
background. Yeah, it's not going well.
How long is this going to go?
I was so excited about the streamer
house. One, I thought Blade would
kill it. I thought
the pick of blade was outstanding
and i thought that blade in this environment of debauchery would uh would really shine as kind of
a cool person that people like i guess not yet and uh i also thought that doing another event
like this would take their mind off the whole caroline and let them forgive him. But it's not working out so far.
Oh, they're not dropping that either.
But it's been interesting.
I'll keep watching.
I'll see if they actually do anything.
We'll see.
So, Taylor, I was playing some video games the other night,
and I was suddenly alerted that you had been called a scum.
You had been called a scum.
An effing scumbag? Am I right on that? No. Fucking scum. You had been called a scum. F-ing scumbag?
Am I right on that?
No.
Fucking scum.
Okay.
Fucking scum is what I am.
Yes.
Just the scum that would go into a bag.
He's not even worthy of the bag that would hold scum.
He doesn't have that much integrity.
Taylor, you need to get yourself a bag.
You're right.
I'm just degenerate scum.
Yeah.
So basically, X-Jaws and I got into a tip.
On Twitter.
On Twitter, where I do most of my tiffing.
And it started for a while. It was me, Chiz, Hutch, and X-Jaws.
Just all having, for the most part, civil conversation about something.
And then...
Can I ask how long a while is?
We talking for like 10 minutes, an hour?
At this point, I'd have to go back through all the tweets and check,
but it hadn't...
It was longer than like 10 minutes.
It was probably like half an hour or so.
I might be a little off,
but it wasn't like tweet number two in the exchange.
It had been going for a bit,
and nobody was like,
you fucking cunt,
or you you
bitch you i can't believe like it wasn't like that and then at some point the meth kicked in
yeah uh well who's to say but uh like and people were saying or i'll read the tweets that led up
to it so that you can get a feel for kind of what this was like before sam got a little ad hominem
uh he said it's one thing to decline service to a person for something they can't control,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's another to deny someone service because you think they have a shitty ideology that's
ruining this country.
I said, what gives you the right to dictate the decisions of a business owner?
You don't have to agree with their views, but they should absolutely have the right
to refuse their product and service to anyone for any reason.
And he put, in quotes, for any reason. Taylor put in quotes for any reason taylor it's 2018 current
year guys and you're okay with the denying of black denying of service to black people gay people
and other minorities on that basis look at this story about this pediatrician i don't know what
he was talking about there i'm sorry i'm done politely destroying people you are fucking scum
and then uh oh well now you've been destroyed taylor good
luck with that destroyed and i was trashed and he got man eight likes on it and i was like fuck dude
like how am i going to come back from this uh and so i just tweeted him i said i'm fucking some says
the has-been youtube loser who had the potential to make millions and instead devolved into drug
addiction and relying on his parents to bail him out fuck off you absolute pathetic moron no one is listening and then he responded
with a happy face uh like a ho ho i'm just i'm not owned ha ha ha he he and i said uh is your
parents basement hot this time of year i bet your parents spend half an hour every night talking
about what they hope you would start doing with your life. Wow, I hadn't seen your...
Because he deleted that other tweet.
I think I hit a little too close.
The second part was my favorite.
The whole point of each tweet is your parents' basement
hot this time of year.
I bet they spend at least half an hour every night
talking about what they wish you'd do.
Yeah, that was
pretty rough.
I wanted to read it in that order so that you got the picture that
this was not a firefight he called me fucking scum yeah and then i'm not no longer trying to
win the argument we're not talking about that anymore it's fuck you you don't call me fucking
scum just because we're having a disagreement over something and you're implying the reason
i believe something just because i'm a bad person like no no fuck off like if you're going to start
a firefight i'm going to respond in kind you know and then he responded to that he goes hutch jumps in and goes
man taylor settle down or something to that effect and jaws responded to him was like no don't tell
him not to respond don't don't encourage him to hide his character let him continue with his
ad hominems it's like everyone can see you started this.
They can go, oh, look at that.
Look who started it.
You know, three tweets ago.
It's like, what are you thinking, dude?
Yeah.
It's very entertaining.
He shouldn't have called you scum.
You know, it was civil up until there.
Yeah.
It was civil.
Yeah.
And he's like, I'm tired.
What did he say?
I'm tired of politely. I'm tired of politely.
I'm tired of politely owning people.
You are scum.
That owning people.
I take offense to that too, right? I don't like he was.
I suspect, like most political arguments, half of the people approved of him and half approved of you.
I'm guessing.
Then you went after Ron Perlman.
I guess your appetite was just sated at that oh that was a day later and then yeah yeah like the next day you're
like you know who can i attack today who's ron perlman ron perlman is uh a famous actor he among
other things he plays hellboy um he was that he was He was, of course, the older guy in Sons of Anarchy.
Ron Perlman tweeted out,
Did I ever tell you about when Harvey Weinstein told me to make sure that I shook his hand at a charity event,
so I stopped in the men's room, pissed all over my hand, and went straight up to him on the receiving line?
I think about that every time little Donnie opens up his KFC.
Now, I think what he's saying...
Little Donnie?
Maybe that's his son.
I don't know.
I didn't get that reference.
I don't think that's important.
But I took that Taylor as...
That he didn't like being told by a network executive,
make sure you shake my hand in front of everyone
to basically kiss the ring and show me hand in front of everyone to like basically like kiss the ring and and like
show me like like respect in front of everyone but it seems that taylor took it and and maybe
correctly so that that ron at that time even knew that harvey weinstein was a sexual abuser assaulter
and so taylor replies didn't think to approach the authorities about his crimes though right you thought the piss on
my own hand tactic was sufficient pathetic and cowardly it's true i i'm not the only one i'm in
the majority of people who think that he literally went to the bathroom and peed on his hand as some
sort of weird revenge because that's what he said people were responding like you're the guy who wears that
leather jacket on tv and pretends to be a motorcycle man and you're going to uh black tie events
pissing on yourself what if god's name is wrong with you oh twitter is a funny place it's just
you have to remember that it's not real life and most people are not like that i i i took it like i said that that that he
would that he didn't like harvey as a like an upper network executive who perhaps had some
influence over him being like hey you make sure that you shake my hand and show me the respect
that i'm owed sort of like you know kiss the ring of the pope as you as you pass the the throne
sort of thing but i'm not sure that he was insinuating that he knew
of the sexual assault stuff prior to any date necessarily i agree with you if that's the case
like but but then again like i i feel that same way about all the like gwyneth paltrow and uh and
all those other women who just probably like gave him a handy or like watched him take a shower and
then got tens of millions of dollars worth of hollywood movie roles right yeah you never know when exactly
everybody knew about it for real because it was described as like an open secret yeah which is
like open secret that just means nobody wanted to come forward and be the guy because as soon
as the first person came forward fuck nobody had a problem going oh me too i've known about this
for 15 years oh i also knew about knew about Harvey Weinstein, 12 years.
Yeah, 1988, he did XYZ.
Except for Seth MacFarlane.
Seth MacFarlane's been fucking shitting on him for like
a decade.
I just escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement.
So they are victims too, right?
I know we want them to be brave victims who take
down their perpetrator in the whole nine
yards, but there's
a thing about being a victim
where you think it's your fault where you're like how much consent did it yeah i watched him take a
shower i did that but i was not held back i wasn't held down i watched him take a shower so i could
get ahead in my career what is my level of culpability in in this whole thing like i can
see why maybe you don't come forward and say, hey, everyone,
you know that role in the Hunger Games I nailed down or whatever?
I got that by watching him take a shower
and jerk off in front of me.
That's almost part of the insurance policy
for Harvey Weinstein
and why he got away with this for so long.
It's like, hey, you do this for me.
It's a quid pro quo thing.
It's kind of understood.
We do this and you get a part.
And then you won't,
and he feels more confident like,
oh, they won't come out and say anything after this,
even if, because then it would be a tacit admission
that I only got my career because of this.
Nobody wants to say that.
And so he probably,
that probably worked as a good insurance policy
for his perviness for years.
Yeah.
And then I'm just saying it,
I feel like some guys
that blame his victims you know it might be hard to come forward and they might only be definitely
it might be an 80 20 victim win-win situation right it's yeah yeah it's not as easy as you know
just immediately going to the well it should be as easy as immediately going to the police.
I think we saw it with Milo, right?
Milo was taken advantage of by an adult when he was a kid.
And he just said, you know, no, I was enthusiastic.
And I was the aggressor.
And, you know, this was really for me.
Yeah, the kid thing is even sadder.
I've always said that that's legit.
That, like, he just liked it. And he was was happy with what happened and he's still happy with it.
And it's like no one has a – you don't think that that's possible at all?
I think it's incredibly common for kids who are abused sexually as children to retroactively try and engineer it.
Oh, no, no, no.
I wasn't abused and made a victim.
I made this decision to try and grab a little bit of power back so if all of these children are
saying they enjoyed a little a little sexual molestation you don't think there's a chance that
that a few of them just did i don't think that's a dice we should be rolling like well what's what's
to risk with just belit taking milo at his word. He's a grown man now. Because then it contributes to an
idea that, oh, not all of this is bad.
Some kids out there enjoy it. Who am I to say
that this kid doesn't?
It seems like just
a not good way to look at it. Children
shouldn't be in those kind of positions ever.
I think even if he was
an enthusiastic participant, that we need to
establish ground rules that children are not
allowed to be enthusiastic participants. If you an adult just say no yep yeah it's it just it feels gross
to talk about like an 11 year old like oh i i liked it at 11 and it's like i don't blame you
at all you're the victim you know but yeah this is not i you did not like this you were probably
confused and scared and didn't understand what was happening, but an adult was telling you to do it.
And then, you know, five years later when it pops back in your head and you realize it, like, it's fucked up.
That kind of stuff really fucks people up long term.
Sometimes not until decades later.
Hmm.
I think some of them like it.
Well, we know that girl likes it, Kyle.
Cogent, concise.
Goddamn, Kyle.
Need to get you in the Twitter debate world.
I think some of them like it.
And they're the instigators.
And they trap these men who are professionals in their careers, you know, with families, wives.
No, priests don't have families.
And they don't count that you
know they're they're they're fucking scum they are fucking scum yeah the whole catholic church
my halloween candy oops they bend over pick it up pampers full to the brim i'm talking about your
your average white collar pedophile who's just going about his job adjusting insurance claims and such nine to five just
supporting a wife and two kids and then this hot little 13 year old number comes prancing around
she looked 15 i swear uh he wearing his track shorts wearing his track shorts with the waistband rolled down two rungs so his
thighs are all glistening
in the sun, always
stretching outside of the Starbucks
where he takes his one break per day.
I mean, who wouldn't fuck him?
Right? That's been Kyle's point.
He's standing up
for these defenseless priests.
Not the priests. The priests
are scum.
The church is a lie.
Oh, okay.
But I'm talking about the white-collar pedophile.
Like I just said, the priests are, like,
playing make-believe, wearing robes,
and they're like the modern-day fucking Sith.
They're like the Sith of reality.
All of religion comes down to neat clothes that, like, commoners couldn't buy back in the day but
now that i can go to like a dungeon shop and you know mid-september and buy the priest thing it's
not as special i can walk around and make shit up too but back in the day it was like you ever seen
a hat like that jesus christ no i've worn this same potato sack since how old am i 15 have you
15 year old potato sack have you seen that picture of what seemed to be a bunch of high-ranking priests and cardinals and who knows what coming out of a church, and there's Darth Vader there at the same time?
I haven't seen that.
The picture is fantastic, because you look at it, and objectively, Darth Vader is not the weirdest-dressed guy there.
I mean, he kind of fits in.
Well, it's just like that picture of Trump of trump and the saudi uh prince or whatever
around that orb and then and then they put saruman in there and it's like he fits right the
fuck in staff and all like like it does not look out of place a bit those those saudis like all
right first of all they they're allowing women to drive now which is great which is great the
saudis seem to be one of the more progressive Middle Eastern countries, and that's
a really good thing. The Saudis are like the least
progressive. No, they're one of the
more progressive. That's not true.
Progressively bombing the shit out of Yemen.
Yemen deserves it.
They're allies with the U.S.,
but they're not good.
It's the last time the Yemenis did something good for you. They're letting their women
drive. That's a huge step. All the rest
let their women drive. They're literally like the last country on the They're letting their women drive. That's a huge step. All the rest let their women drive. They're literally like the last country
on the planet to let their women drive.
They haven't stoned a gay this week.
Okay. That's not even true.
I stand corrected.
I just assumed it was true.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I read they were the last or second
to last country ever to let...
All these other countries that you're talking about, like Yemen lets their women
drive, Afghanistan, etc. Carry on.
I want to actually have
a debate about progressive rates
in Middle Eastern countries. I just wanted to joke about the
robes, but it's dead now.
The robes?
You silly robes. I just wanted to make robe jokes.
I like that orb pic
because Saruman isn't even
wearing the most robes
in that picture. He's wearing
third most robes.
Trump's not wearing any robes.
And then Saruman and then
wherever the hell those other guys were from
with their little hats. I wish Trump had worn the robe
and then he'd be like, you know what?
It breathes well. It blows.
I'm sticking with it.
I'm sticking with this back.
And hey, this whole headband thing, it covers all of this mess I got going on up here. I'm sticking with it. I'm bringing this back. And hey, this whole headband thing, it covers all of this mess I got going on up here.
I'm sticking with it.
And he just starts rocking the whole Saudi garb.
This is fucking hilarious, and I would love it
if he started just dressing up.
He's like, you know what?
Obama didn't go far enough with the bow.
I'm going to dress like that.
It looks fantastic.
He goes and shows up in North Korea
in just that big, weird, flat-fronted suit.
That black suit that they all wear.
That evil suit. He all wear. Dr. Evil suit.
He wears lifts too, so now he's like 6'5".
Just to fuck with kids.
Him wearing robes would be a hoot.
I'd like that a lot.
Have you followed the Maxine Waters
thing? Did I get her name right? Does anyone know this?
Yeah, you got her name right.
Waters, okay.
Here's the deal. Sarah Habee sanders went to a restaurant
called red hen and in there they said that they weren't going to serve her um i guess because
they feel like she's a douchebag so she left and then they got really upset about it in politics
anytime you're the victim it's a position of power and she kicked off her next press conference sort of laying out how they weren't very civil to her anyway maxine
waters i think i have the name right close to that uh got very excited about it went out in public
with some cameras around and said hey anytime you see a member of trump's cabinet pumping gas going
to a restaurant etc etc., give them
a hard time.
Shout at them, etc., etc.
I don't like that.
No.
But I think she was fired up over the whole kids separated from their parents thing and
feels like, you know, if they're part of that team, then they deserve this lack of
civility.
Well, all the other Democrats have railed against her, right?
CNN, MSNBC.
And Schumer.
Schumer did. And Pelosi, I think. Nancy Pelosi railed against her, right? CNN, MSNBC, Schumer did.
Nancy Pelosi, I think. Nancy Pelosi railed against her.
Like, she's really on an island by herself.
But the Republicans are loving it.
They're acting like the Democratic Party is just this lack of civility problem.
And that's just where the discourse is right now.
I like watching this stuff.
Yeah, there's a lack of civility all over the goddamn planet.
It was this issue, but I don't know all the deep-level Maxine Waters issue. But this is like the issue I like watching this stuff. all over the goddamn place. That, uh, it was this issue, but I didn't know,
I don't know all the deep level Maxine Waters issue,
but this is like the issue of service refusal and shit we were talking about on Twitter
that led to me being fucking scum.
But,
uh,
it,
it's,
it's 2018,
current year,
two days from now,
everyone will have forgotten and it will be a whole new thing that we're all mad about.
Like,
just give it like you
know sunny how they make fun of the 24-hour news cycle it's not even that anymore social media it's
like nine hours to where like at the beginning of the day everybody's like well could you believe
this and by the end of the day you're like that was this morning that was like four outrages ago
i'm bored like keep it coming yeah there's more outrages now than ever. Some of them drummed up a little bit.
Oh, a lot of them drummed up.
Yeah.
And some of them a little bit legit.
You know, take your pick.
Taylor, I had a question for you.
I was thinking about you today.
So I asked you once before what work was like on the days that you travel, right?
And you say, hey, you go to the customer site.
Usually there's a lot of data to go over.
If the data is awesome, we say, hey, look how great your data is.
You know, you should buy it again. If the data is awesome we say hey look how great your data is um you know you should buy it again if the data is not awesome you either say hey this is why it's not reflective of reality or this is what we need to do you know to make the data
awesome cool what do you do on a normal day like what's a day in the life of taylor at work like
you assemble data you put together like i don't what do you i do a lot of data analysis i
do i do a lot of different shit i do a lot of data analysis like google analytics uh other programs
like that i do uh constructing advertising plans so deciding when you know a commercial will air
somewhere uh how many what our frequency is going to look like you know uh you do it quarterly generally so like you work up with a couple other people like the q2 q3 q4 whatever marketing plan
does that uh a lot of research into how because it's very difficult to tie traditional media
to uh brick and mortar sales and so if i'm like well you, you know, my product, I've got commercials on ABC, NBC, CBS, and Spike TV or whatever the hell.
All right, well, salesmen up here at this area, well, we can kind of infer that, you know, the SEC quadrant of the country, the Walmart, you know, they're watching probably the NASCAR channel more than that.
We can draw a little inference there.
But for the most part, it's like, fuck, this is really hard to delve into. So it's a lot easier to analyze that kind of shit digitally,
as long as you're driving to e-commerce, because it's still hard to be like, oh man,
we ran a bunch of Facebook ads, or we did a bunch of promotional influencer shit on Instagram. And
we saw a little bit of lift in brick and mortar sales, but who's to say that was from that,
you know, like you, it's very difficult to nail down still. It's really, there's so many moving
pieces in advertising that it's hard to know. But a lot of that, uh, a lot of other kinds of research
where it's figuring out what, you know, other companies are doing, where people have succeeded,
where they've failed, um, keeping up with industry tactics. Uh, when you put together an advertising
plan, do you have a specialty or focus in a kind of advertising like internet or print or television or is it just broad?
You have to have a good marketing mix.
And it also depends on the product.
So if you're doing like something that's primarily like for Harley, since he's advertising, I asked him about his advertising on Walmart, for Walmart rather.
Because obviously being only one retailer is going to make it a lot easier for you to analyze what's working and what's not.
But for him, he said he was only doing digital right now.
I think that's a mistake.
I think he should be investing in some traditional too.
Because throwing it up on even something like Spotify, paying for that, that's the same demographic of people who kind of know, at least tangentially, who Harley is and what Epic Mealtime is. And so whereas a product that targets, you know, whereas Viagra would fail terribly with Spotify advertisements,
Harley's product probably wouldn't.
And so it really depends on what you're doing.
If you are making a product for, like, arthritis cream or something, you would not want to air on Cartoon Network.
Fox News, maybe.
Pretty obviously.
You would want to go Fox News, CNN.
Well, not CNN right now.
Fox News, MSNBC would be the ones
to go on because CNN's ratings are fucking terrible.
Doesn't that just make them cheaper? Am I wrong?
But they're
so much worse
than MSNBC and
Fox.
They're just getting trounced.
MSNBC used to be that third place one,
and now MSNBC is beating the living shit out of CNN in the ratings. And so, for now,
and MSNBC still has enough older viewers that arthritis would make sense. You'd put it places
like HGTV, you know, primarily women viewers who are going to be interested in home improvement.
They're clearly people who like to work with their hands,
so they're more likely to have an issue with their hands.
You just have to do a lot of thinking like that.
And then unlike Mad Men in the 50s, you don't go, aha, good idea.
Invest all the money in it.
You have to then go and make sure the data actually checks out
because a lot of times you'll think of something intuitively
and then look into it and be like, ah, guess not.
I guess that's not actually how the world works. Oh, I would have thought Fox News was a great for the
Walmart market. Man, turns out a lot of Walmart customers are totally apolitical. I didn't guess
that as much. So it's very interesting. I like it. How do you collect data?
There's a lot of proprietary software that you can get through like deep dive kind of companies that solely get and analyze like IRI and Nielsen data and then a point of sale data and stuff like that.
Okay.
All right.
I'm not sure this is interesting to everyone, but I was really interested.
So thanks.
Yeah, no problem.
Kyle, what do you do every day?
I did so nothing today.
I'm sorry if Kyle really wanted to answer. But it rained, and I'm like,
today's a good day for not doing a goddamn thing.
That's what I accomplished.
I think it's raining across the whole country.
It must be right now.
Is it raining where you are, Kyle?
It rained a lot yesterday.
The power went out a couple times.
It was pretty frustrating.
But yeah, I don't like when it rains,
especially when it's summertime and hot like this
because then it just becomes a sauna.
That happens a lot here.
I guess it happens everywhere,
but here I notice it because it's where I am.
But there'll be a shower for 30 minutes
and then it'll stop and the sun will come out
and then you can literally see the steam
rolling off of the asphalt and in the air.
The humidity is like 150 or something
like it's coming it's it's coming back out of the air it's all like wet on the way to the car
yeah yeah i like you know in the winter you go out to your car and you start it up sometimes and let
the heater heater like warm the thing up i it was so hot today that i did that with the air
conditioning i opened the truck door and it was like God, that's like a it's like a furnace.
Just just the heat hitting me in the face.
So I started that bad boy up and let it let it cool off in there.
Does your car key start your car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's brand new to me.
So it's really exciting.
I do that all the time, even if it's just one minute.
I have these like ventilated seats.
So like they cool off, you know, by a lot. And I'm not saying the whole temperature loses that like super car thing in a minute. I have these like ventilated seats. So like they cool off, you know, by a lot.
And I'm not saying the whole temperature loses that like super car thing in a minute.
But the seats aren't burning hot anymore, which is nice because they're leather.
And leather kind of sucks.
It's way overrated.
It's good, but it'll never get dirty.
I prefer leather so much over – like it doesn't feel as good.
It's not...
It's hot.
It's hot in the summer, cold in the winter.
But then someday you'll spill a Coke
and you'll be like, ah, wipe,
and it's gone. Whereas with cloth,
you're like, ruined.
That's the look of that seat
from now on.
This is the seat with the stain on it now.
You get like a wet sack. i must be lucky i will say my cloth might get dirty but it's uniformly dirty and there's a pattern on it
which kind of covers i guess you know if there is anything it's all like i don't know little lines
and stuff like you can put a pizza on it and then be like oh yeah that kind of works with the rest of it but uh yeah so but i don't know like you said leather is durable but it's not
it's not comfy they need to come up with something better
yeah very large explosion near texas hospital is this right now hmm i have no idea yeah yeah right now i'll link you i don't know just flashed across my thing
there gatsville texas gatesville texas authorities responded reports of a large explosion near a
hospital in gatesville texas uh four people injured one critically yeah i don't get to see
the explosion i'm not interested if it's not a terrorist attack it's not news
Right
I honestly just you know I don't care
Oh something just accidentally
Blew up alright no story here
That's exactly right
Like cause there's no reason for us to be afraid
Unless we also have faulty
Propane valves right
I have a question for you Kyle
So oh how old were you during 9-11 maybe you're too little
i i know i was in high school uh i was in um i was 14 or 15 no 50 i was uh i was 15 did you have
any concerns that terrorists might impact you personally no but my mother did and i and i
mocked her endlessly as a 15-year-old.
After, like right after it happened?
Right after it happened.
She was like, she went and bought four gallons of water and like some canned foods and stuff and put them in the basement.
Four gallons of water, just enough to survive as you get really, really scared?
Yeah, and I'm just like, Mom, what's this about? She's like, the terrorists, they could attack this or they could attack that
or they could poison this or poison that.
And I'm like, well, let's think about that for a minute.
If somehow these cavemen actually manage to do that,
do you think they're going to attack Livonia, Georgia, population 8,000?
It goes World Trade Center, then Livonia. Livonia, Georgia. I'm 8,000. It goes World Trade Center, then Livonia.
Livonia, Georgia.
They just hit the biggest,
the financial center of the planet,
and you think target number two
is us. Alright, let's
pretend that's true. And somehow
their attack poisons all
of the water here, and
let me get this right, the food too, right mom?
Okay.
Look at the fields over there. You see all those cattle?
Are you
aware that dad owns 150,000
chickens?
You do know that
we live on well water, right?
That thing down there
with the cement cap,
we can lower a bucket into that if the electricity went out.
It's endless water.
It will never end.
Endless water and 150,000 chickens.
I put you in three days.
I'm like, Mom, what are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
This is absurd.
What if they attack the high school?
Why would they do that?
We will target America's best and brightest
at La Jolla, Georgia's high school.
Step one is decimating car sales
six years from then.
Right?
I mocked her endlessly,
and she got so pissed off,
and Dad was just like,
just let her hide her water.
We'll,
we'll,
we'll,
we'll use it someday for something.
Maybe we just let her hide her water.
But even at 15,
I was just like,
this is retarded.
This is retarded.
I get that you're,
maybe you're afraid,
but this is a misplaced,
like,
I felt that way about Raleigh,
right?
Like,
like I was like, I even said something. So this is as misplaced like i felt that way about raleigh right like like i was like i even said
something so this is as the towers collapsed right so it's in the moment and the planes are still in
the air we don't know what the scoop is and i'm like jackie i know it's ridiculous that they might
attack raleigh but if they do attack the the nuclear power, it's to our south. I work to our north.
Hop in the car.
Pick me up.
That's the direction we'll go.
And I came up with that little game plan, even though I thought it was silly to have one.
She's like, what about the kids?
They'll be fine.
I've only got four gallons of water.
Put the water under a blanket.
Everyone's going to want this. How do you see hope? She's a little guzzler. Everyone's going to want this.
How do you see Hulk?
He's a little guzzler.
We're going to have nothing left.
Yeah, that makes sense.
See, now that makes sense.
Like if there's a nuclear power plant near you
or I'm in Atlanta, right?
The CDC is here.
It's the CDC.
Center for Disease Control for Non-Americans the CDC. It's not like every state has one.
Center for Disease Control for Non-Americans.
Yeah, it's not like every state or every region has one.
If you watch enough of those crime shows where they're like the FBI or the CIA or National Security or something,
they're like, oh, we got to get to Atlanta right away.
Even in Walking Dead, right, they go to the CDC.
It's here in Atlanta.
It's an actual target.
Even in Walking Dead, they go to the CDC.
It's here in Atlanta.
It's an actual target.
There's a place in Kentucky that's pretty rural where they store all of the biological and chemical weapons in these underground bunkers.
And also Fort Knox is obviously there, although I don't think anything's in there anymore.
There are realistic targets around the country.
Those bunkers aren't attacking St. Louis.
They're not.
They know better. Prepare the bombing run. Wait, some aren't attacking St. Louis They're not They know better Prepare the bombing run
Wait, someone already hit it
Target destroyed, mission accomplished
Those goddamn ISIS motherfuckers stealing a thunder
ISIS would turn back
Mission accomplished
They'd be scared
I'm not going to St. Louis, no
They'd kill me
Yeah, some real atrocity They'd be scared. I'm not going to St. Louis. No, they'd kill me.
Yeah, some real atrocity.
They're burning their own shit down.
We don't want to fuck with them.
Oh, Kyle.
I'm getting back into Total War.
Warhammer again. Not as into it as you.
I'm not going to take the time to learn the hotkeys again
because I'll end up stopping playing and forget them.
But it's fun.
We played a few games the other night.
I'm going to be down to play tonight if you'd like to.
Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm really enjoying the Egyptians,
trying to figure them out.
They have a really cool...
Half of the reason I pick any faction in that game
is just the aesthetic. Agreed. Because it's so neat. Because they'll be like, you know, the dwarves... Half of the reason I pick any faction in that game is just the aesthetic.
Because it's so neat. Because they'll be like, you know, the dwarves
are kind of the best in XYZ situations.
And I'm just like, nah, I'm going to be the rat people.
Yeah.
The rat people are cool as shit.
There's so much attention to detail
when you really scroll wheel it.
When I play the game, I'm zoomed way out.
I can't see an individual
person. They're just big
units, like Braveheart Fields of Battle
type shit. You see a dragon,
of course, because he's gargantuan. Someone's on your
roof attacking, Taylor. Be wary.
But you couldn't see a
single man. But you can
scroll all the way in so you can see
what kind of pants these guys are wearing,
what kind of sword they have, the look
on their face, if they have scars or not,
what color their eyes are.
And they'll have different pants,
different little things,
like one unit of swordsman, whatever kind,
instead of an old school RTS
where it's like they all are exactly the same
and they all go,
Huzzah!
at the same time.
One guy will be a little bit taller than the others
and the other will be shorter.
One guy will have a helmet
that's clearly kind of haggard and worn,
and another guy looks kind of like a fresh recruit.
Just little differences between them
really brings the whole battle to life.
So much of the cool shit in that game
isn't even the little micro-ing of your troops.
It's just once you set it and let it go for a bit,
just kind of exploring and watching it.
I don't really care if I ever get that good at this game, frankly.
I like watching those battles play out,
especially the construct and creature
monster battles. Those are probably
the coolest. I never get to watch.
I micro constantly,
but I do like watching
the replays, because then you're
carefree and you can zoom in and everything. I like that when you
zoom in, you can hear
it's proximity
based with the audio uh so like you
don't hear shit if you're zoomed out but if you zoom into the unit you can hear exactly what
they're saying down there and different different races say different things the and have different
voice actors so like the dwarves are like by my beard or they're they're like they have wronged us
it's time for a grudging!
They're all down there with their own specific things.
And then the rat people, they're more ratty, right?
They're like, our tails are yours!
And if things are going poorly for an army,
the dwarves will be like, the gods have abandoned us!
It's just like really negative things like that.
Like, flee! Flee!
You're just like, ah, I don't think this is going well
for me. My guys are screaming that the gods
have abandoned them.
Sometimes I'll feel like, oh, this isn't going too
badly. Then you scroll in, and the
rat people are like, we're getting
slaughtered! And i'm like oh
no it's not my fight and they'll run away like that's literally a thing they say it's uh yeah
it's good fun uh we played a few games the other night had we won several games we were playing
like three versus three multiplayer on the competitive ladder i like those 3v3s those
are fun yeah yeah for sure class is pretty good uh and and i'm i'm pretty good and uh and you
did fine like you did fine yeah it just sucks that like the the two games i played my best we lost
though we absolutely did because i was like on my side for one of those playing as the rat people
because like the first couple games i was like oh we won them because you guys were
were titans but i was like not helping that much i was still trying to get my bearings and then the third game i was like fuck yeah kicking ass and i look over and like
class is dead and everyone over there is like now turning towards me i look over to see you
and there's like three guys with muskets like
out of 300 i just got butt fucked in the end yeah absolutely yeah if uh if one of your teammates
just outright gets stomped and like there's a mechanic in the game where like if you really
stomp the shit out of the enemy they mass terror route which means they all get terrified they all
all of their like leadership breaks and they all flee from the battlefield and it's gg they it's
game over for for them because once they
leave the battlefield it it depends on uh the the unit and the race like like the skaven have
terrible leadership uh you can tear it you can uh you can terrify them enough like in one big punch
and they're that they'll just all run away they're very very vulnerable to that but the dwarves on
the other hand like you could never do that. Are they the highest leadership? Dwarves are highest leadership.
It seems like they never break, ever.
A lot of their units are either
unbreakable, so they'll literally
fight to the last man, or
they're...
It's on a point-based system, so they'll have like a hundred
leadership, or a hundred
plus leadership, whereas like the Skaven,
they'll have like 40, 50, stuff
like that, so you can terr like 40 50 stuff like that so you
can tear like those ones that i think it's the empire unit the flat uh flat gladulance yeah
they're like dressed like a pope or whatever the hell and well the religious zealots they're
wearing like nothing but like a tattered um not a loincloth but more like a skirt of made of a
potato sack and they flagellated themselves, which means whipped themselves as part of a religious ritual, you know, punishing themselves for their own sins.
And so they go into battle like that.
But they're an unbreakable unit, so they'll never quit.
They'll just fight to the last man with their, like, billy clubs with spikes in them.
You're always saying use the high elves of the dark elves
or them i just i don't have any desire to use the elves of the dwarves that much just because i've
played games where they have elves and dwarves there's like so many options in warhammer 2
where it's like oh i could be the beastman i could be the warriors of chaos i could be a vampire
faction i could be now the Egyptian lore faction.
It's such a cool game.
It's so deep.
Yeah, I like mixing it up.
I play as everybody.
You were mostly doing Empire the other night, I think.
Yeah, I've been messing around with their pistols because they're a lot of fun.
Who's the understood best faction?
Or a couple of the understood best ones?
Probably Dwarves.
High Elves, Dark Elves.
The Dwarves got a nerf.
It's a little nerdy to go into,
but basically one of their units used to have this ability
called the Tormentor's Sword,
this single-entity unit called the Thane,
and it could pop this ability three or four times a game,
and anything within a radius of effect
would be frozen in place for like 30 seconds.
So you'd use those guys to
protect your flank like one on either side and if cavalry came in in a charge which is what the
dwarves are very uh vulnerable to you would pop the tormentor's sword and then send slayers in
and they would just chop the very expensive cavalry up so that way you could have a really
powerful front line that just won't break and then their guns behind that and their catapults
which are the best in the game,
and you'd win every single fucking time.
But now those things don't have that ability,
so that's a bit of a nerf to them.
But I still like the dwarves.
That seems like a fair nerf.
Well, the thing is, the dwarves are very slow, right?
And they don't have any cavalry of their own.
They don't ride anything because they're dwarves.
They should be riding goats or pigs or something, but they don't.
I don't know. I don't like that nerf.
It seemed good before.
But the High Elves and the Dark Elves just got DLC,
so they're very powerful right now.
The Dark Elves were the best of the best for the first couple weeks of the new DLC
until their new lord got nerfed.
The Crone Helebron,
aboard her Chalice of doom and despair
whatever it was was just outrageously overpowered so they had to nerf it um but but still the high
elves dark elves are very good uh the grain skins are excellent if you're good enough to use them
i'm not uh and uh are they pretty hard to use i've used them a couple times and that's probably
why i was bad with them because so much good and hard to use like I've used them a couple times, and that's probably why I was bad with them.
Why are they good and hard to use?
They require a lot of micro, and they have a very, very diverse group of units.
Most of the races are pretty simple.
They're often based on actual medieval combat.
So there's cavalry, there's's ranged cavalry guys on horses with bows
swordsmen spearmen
Maybe guys pistols or some other or bow some kind of range thing and then siege weapons like catapults or it's a monsters and shit
Yeah, and monsters and shit, but they on the other have have an enormous array of things
They have everything from they have they have like three or four kinds of just goblins. Like, like this goblin is, uh, invisible until he gets really close to you. This goblin
rides a spider. This goblin rides a wolf. Um, this is an arachnoroc spider queen. She's a spider the
size of a house that, that has guys on it, like throwing shit at you. Um, there, there's very,
very diverse. And so the way to play them is to bring
this enormous army and it all has to be microed really well because if you leave any one part of
it sitting still for too long it gets destroyed uh really easily they have lots of they have lots
of little goblins riding around on disgusting creatures throwing things at you now that's one
of their strengths is their ranged uh like, if you can call it that.
It's guys riding spiders.
It's like little goblins riding gigantic
tarantulas,
hundreds of them in one unit, running
around behind you. There are guys
riding wolves. These guys advertised on PKA, right?
I think. Yeah, they did.
Yeah.
It's a fun game. It's pretty big on
Steam. It's not like PUBG or anything or Fortnite or anything like that. It's not going to's it's it's a fun game it's pretty big on steam like it's not like pub g or
anything or fortnight or anything like that it's not gonna be on the cover of a magazine but uh
it's got a really loyal fan base and uh you know billions of i guess people that the the tabletop
game is really popular uh which is what it's based on uh and uh there's a an enormous amount
of lore.
I tried to watch a video one time that explained the lore,
and it was like three hours long.
After 30 minutes of them talking about
the fourth age of recompension, of recompensation,
I was like, all right, I don't care anymore.
Like, all right.
Yep.
But yeah, I'll definitely play.
I don't care enough to look into that.
I'll definitely hop on.
We played a shitload of PUBG last night.
Me and Class played
I don't know how many hours of PUBG.
We played until 9 o'clock this morning.
I won like four games
last night.
Had a really good time.
He's very good and I'm getting better
the more I play.
We did really well in duos.
I love that game. I wish you could get into that game.
That's the fucking game, man.
I'm not going to learn how to WazD.
You learn it in like
20 hours.
20 hours of practice and you got it.
That seems like a big investment to somebody.
I don't
want to.
I'm having fun with Warhammer 2 now.
Maybe, who knows?
Someday, maybe I will.
We have a really good time with that.
We've always got, you know, we play squads and, you know, a lot of teamwork.
Lots of fun.
Lots of hate crimes.
It's a good time.
Lots of hate crimes?
Hate crimes.
Go on.
Now you have my attention.
I like to down people so that they're crawling and then burn them alive with a molotov cocktail that's my favorite favorite thing to do that or
we all take put our weapons away and beat them to death with our bare hands while they're while
they're crawling is that a hate crime though that's what i consider it yes because i i hate
them and that's why we're doing it oh well i guess you're doing it to a cripple yes you've
crippled them and now now you hate them does pub g have any dances or celebrations it's got emotes um not dances necessarily but um um it's
got like a i don't know how many there are let's say eight different emotes so there's like you
know there's a wave there's a like you yeah like cut cut cut your own throat kind of like you i'm
watching you kind of thing but nobody really
uses them because like if you you know your character stops what he's doing and starts
emoting right yeah yeah and and so like you'd never like stop in a battle and like
like hey you i'm watching you because they'll just blow your fucking head off um
it's funny people use them in fortnite all the time and i'm like i have that same question like you didn't what
is there an unwritten rule about not killing dancers you know like what i don't watch enough
fortnight to know i know of course there's the boogie bomb right the grenade that forces people
to dance which i think is really funny like yeah it is pretty funny i i i that a lot. It's a fun stun grenade, really. Yeah, yeah.
That's the biggest game on the planet right now, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Except for what's the one that Korea always loves?
League of Legends?
Is that it?
Are you thinking of StarCraft?
StarCraft, maybe.
Yeah, I don't know.
I honestly don't know what's the biggest and what aggregate you would even use to determine it.
Like total players, like concurrent players,
like total sales.
I think total sales is a bad...
You know why?
Because Minecraft would be in the running somewhere.
And if it goes by total sales, they're going to kill it.
But Minecraft's not peaking right now.
It's on a lot of platforms as well.
Which is what Fortnite is now too, of course.
It's on tons of platforms. So is PUBG. PUBG's on a bunch of platforms as well, which is what Fortnite is now too, of course. It's on tons of platforms.
So is PUBG.
PUBG is on a bunch of platforms.
Unfortunately, it's absurd to put that game on Xbox One.
It doesn't run.
It doesn't run.
I feel so sorry for the people who play that game on Xbox One.
And they still play it though.
There's a PUBG subreddit and they're like, this is me.
And then there's some game that works perfectly and what I actually do. and then they go over to pub g and there's buildings not rendered and shit
like that it's like like it's not that it plays poorly it's that it plays terribly like it's not
even a legit gaming experience it's awful is it is it that bad because when i see like okay people
used to talk about the lag and call of duty all the time right and you could show
a clip or a little you could put together a montage of times when you should have got the
kill but didn't right but you know that wasn't the real experience pub g is super demanding on your
on your cpu and gpu um like because if the lag was as bad as people pretended it wasn't cod they
wouldn't play it it really nine times out of ten it was good it's just super frustrating for 10 to suck
i mean 15 to 25 frames per second uh on a in a in a fast-paced shooter with driving um is is rough
you know if you're driving through the woods and you're trying to like dodge through trees which is
a very regular occurrence or if you're like doing this thing where you like there's lean in the game
of course you're leaning in and out of cover pop shotting at people and like you're getting 15
frames and if you're out in the woods like like not in a big gigantic area then maybe you get 30
if you're by yourself when it doesn't even matter but as soon as you go to one of the cities like
you go to pachinki or you go to the crates or somewhere where there's a big city and stuff
going on it's the i i've seen the people's like like frame rate just dropped to nothing you know
like nine frames like just unplayable levels of frame rate 15 is hardly playable when my shit
drops to like honestly with it oh if it drops to 40 45 it's like oh this is just awful
this is terrible um that doesn't happen anymore uh my shit never drops below like 120 now but
i don't know where you are for me 60 was always good enough i know 60 is considered like
fine in most gaming circles but um if you showed me 160 i'm not sure i could see it
i definitely noticed the difference between 100 and 144 even um it's i definitely and in that
game especially like like there's like like there's the smoothness of like flicking around
there's so much turning and like looking around constantly like like in that game i don't know i
think maybe you notice it more.
Whereas in a game like Halo, there's a lot of just hopping around
and kind of focused on one thing and sort of slowly panning.
And 30 never bothered me even in that game, which is what it was.
And COD was 60, supposedly.
I saw a meme that was like, this is what 480 looks like.
This is what 1080 looks like.
This is what 4K looks like. This is what 1080 looks like. This is what 4K looks like.
And 1080 and 4K look the same.
And like, this is what 1080 looks like after seeing 4K.
And all of a sudden it's a blurry piece of shit.
Maybe high frame rates would do that too.
Maybe if I spent much time at 120,
because I don't know that I've ever had a monitor
that does 120 well,
that I'd start to notice 60 again.
I love this monitor.
I've got the BenQ 1440p, 144 hertz,
and I think it's perfect for PUBG
if you've got the 1080 Ti and the latest-gen CPU,
although I know there's a new CPU coming out.
Let's watch this clip of Jim Carrey getting punched.
I've got the best monitor 2014 had to offer.
Scuffed Jim Carrey. had to offer scuffed Jim Carrey
oh
I was like this
I can't believe I haven't heard about this
are we ready
but I can believe I haven't heard about this
yeah I'm in
where are you
pause that
351
alright let me
alright I'm there
Taylor you ready
yep
ready set play Ready, set, play.
Talk about bad posture.
Yeah. I wish it was time stamped a little earlier.
I know he said the N-bomb, but I didn't hear it.
I'm standing my ground.
Can I stand your ground?
He went to law school yeah
and uh what's just say here if you do watch that and talk about the streamer house here's dj
fucking with mexican andy and his loser desperation all in bold loser desperation is in bold tent
on their lawn i I haven't seen this
yet, but I would love to watch this.
This is Mexican Andy living
on their lawn in a tent because he's not
allowed indoors like he's an animal.
Why would he
do this to himself? Because he's pathetic.
Because he doesn't have options.
Right?
He could have stayed at home.
Okay. And W wings could stop streaming but he doesn't have any realistic option stream at home like like he doesn't have to tag along with ice to like florida
across the country does though right like he doesn't know like this is totally his choice like
like i mean i mean like and wings doesn't have to stream right but of course he doesn't have any
other jobs
knocking on his door, begging to pay him as much money
or anywhere near half as much money.
Let's watch it.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You guys ready?
Yep.
Ready, set, play.
His skin looks good in this.
This is not him.
Oh, well that helps.
It's not even exposed, dude. Fucking people know this.
It's got some weight.
Tee, tee.
It's weird on my screen The trees are in great focus
Oh my god
And that's it
That's the whole thing
Yeah so if you're listening
Mexican Andy is asleep in his tent
Out in the backyard
And DJ walks up with a pot of water
And just dumps it right on top of his face.
Oh, now my tent's wet.
And his pillow and his sleeping bag.
And my face got a little clean.
My face got a little clean. What if I lose a pimple? This is my moneymaker.
Does anyone have Camp C grease?
Who was that? DJ Pans?
I'm not familiar with DJj all right there's it's a big can you tell me more
about how blade is doing do you have any idea um they don't like him for some reason though
from what i've read on their subreddit you know they were really giving him a hard time and they
really didn't like the fact that he was there uh streaming fortnite instead of doing uh irl
streaming and like
actually doing stuff like uh yeah getting involved with a fist fight or or torturing a mexican guy or
something you know he streams some fortnight uh i guess uh but i haven't been watching enough to
really i haven't seen blade on stream really which hopefully they see some of the feedback
and can take it you know to sift through the hate and find the constructive pieces that
help them make it better.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Sometimes
I'm in that position too. It's like, yeah,
everyone's fussing at me. Where are the
valid criticisms that I can learn from?
Maybe he can do that.
Yeah, we'll see.
I don't know how much longer the streamer house thing is going to go on
I think they said
Initially it was two weeks
But then it was a week
So who knows
We'll see
I want the best for everyone involved
I want the fans to enjoy the show
I want the people to succeed out of it
That would be awesome
Kyle's like eh i mean they're all
kind of like awful people and degenerates right like they're they're all they most of them are
actual scum like when like the fans always find out like the horrible things that any of all of
them have done like jim carrey's like abandoned a child somewhere and he's not paying his child
support like they all have little things like that.
You're like, oh yeah, these are all garbage people, aren't they?
They're like the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
They're terrible human beings for the most part.
They all smoke cigarettes. I wonder how much of this is legit.
And real drugs.
They're all just putting cocaine in buttholes.
Does that work?
Yeah, remember we were talking about this song.
I don't put cocaine
in your ass.
I don't put my thumb in your ass.
I was doing audio work at that time.
Oh yeah, we were watching this.
If you want some real entertainment
from a professional, Stitches
I believe is the artist's name.
The song is called Molly Cyrus.
Who could he actually be talking about?
Well, he calls her Miley Cyrus in the song,
but Molly is a drug, which he wants to put.
It's one of the drugs that he wants to put in Miley Cyrus's asshole
before he fucks her and said asshole.
This crazy woman's having a meltdown on a plane if you're interested. I mean she's
She's excited
hmm, oh
I may have seen this
Are you ready? I am ready said
Two angles oh I appreciate that
How long like the two angles all I pretty bad yeah bitchy to me y'all see me back in there how long you well nice 40 met one
fucking fucking fight
oh yeah I need a fucking side fast
yeah my brother died there fucking
marine sniper's you want to fuck with
the fucking marine snipers! You wanna fuck with the fucking marine?
Hey guys, this boy hit her in the butt or something.
Let me the fuck out you bastards! Go to fucking hell!
Do we know why she wants off?
No, I don't know what hell is! I fucking bet her!
I'm gonna sit next to a 450 pound man.
Oh. Well who among us...
I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
I'm not kidding. I got the wings reference.
Spirit Airlines.
What a tantrum.
Did she go into the bathroom? She has to deal with her shit.
Oh no, she's still there.
What a...
Are they flying?
I think they're in the air.
Let her out at 35 000 feet i can't tell
like they may they may be like at the look at her crying now she's so upset
uh they they should have put her in this in the safe bus
that's it wow what an absolute child well Well. So inconsiderate.
I'm trying to drum up a situation in which that would be more forgivable.
Right? Like, is there a loved one on the ground that she just learned?
Did she get separated from her kid?
Why is she acting like that? I don know that's a crazy person i'm not gonna
give her the benefit of the doubt no benefit of the doubt for her fuck that lady i wish they'd
put her in a straight i wish that black dude had punched her unconscious i wish he had he had
beaten her down like like i saw a cop beat a woman up the other day in the street and and he just
like kept clocking her until she was down and out.
I wish he'd done that to her.
This drunk white bitch comes up to the cop
and tries to scratch his face or palm his face,
and he shoves her once, and she falls on her ass, hits her head,
and then she gets back up and comes at him again,
and he's just like, well, that's it. Two strikes and you're out. And he fucking starts wailing on her like, hits her head, and then she gets back up and comes at him again. And he's just like, well, that's it.
Two strikes and you're out. And he fucking
starts wailing on her like a man.
Just throwing hard punches and
just knocks her the fuck out. It's great.
I wish... I'd like to see that here.
She needs a beating. I love
the threat. My brothers are
Marine snipers. Do you want to
fight with the Marines?
He has 300 confirmed kills and all that.
I started going into that copy pasta.
Yes, I do. Yeah, what a bitch.
Super, super rude to everybody else on there.
They just want to go where they're going.
Yeah, nobody wants to be on this plane in this sardine can.
So what happened is another passenger became very ill
and they rushed that other passenger
off the plane first
due to a medical issue.
And somehow that triggered this woman
and now she wants to get off the passenger
immediately too.
It's not known if she's either
related to that passenger
or bonded to him in some way
or if she just doesn't want to be on a plane
that formerly had a sick person.
That's where it is.
Or she didn't like the sick person being able to get off first
and she wanted to get out.
I don't know.
Who knows?
There's no excuse.
No excuse for that.
Whatever it is.
You just sit there. You breathe slowly slowly i've been on so many planes where i wanted to do just what
she did there like like i they've been like well they're not waving us in yet so we're gonna do
another lap around lax and the air conditioners are off because we're not in the air anymore but
don't worry we're gonna blow this warm air on all of you just sit
back and relax like three laps four laps i've said i we sat on a runway for an hour one time
just doing fucking laps doing i got to piss and like when you're landing you're like all right
15 more minutes we land gate you know there's that bullshit shuffle show of everyone getting
off and then i'm out of here but then they add an hour to that and like like like mess with those expectations that you already
had you gotta piss and like there's no way to piss right now and they keep lying to you telling you
10 more minutes 15 more minutes really i wanted to scream i sat there like a fucking adult like
everyone else because we all paid a ticket price i found out the rest of the story i went to another article um apparently she's a military veteran and she suffers from ptsd and um she had an 11 year old
on on the plane i don't know she was thinking of her 11 year old son she had some sort of
post-traumatic stress disorder military freak out and emotionally needed to get off the plane.
Bullshit. Bullshit excuse from her. No. She wasn't having a
PTSD freak out.
She was just having a freak out. She was just being a cunt.
She wasn't afraid there. She was just angry
and frustrated at having to wait.
And if she has an 11... I feel like
the 11-year-old is thrown in there like,
and I'm a mother!
Where's the 11-year-old? He's not on that plane.
Whoa, whoa, whoa parents Let her off the plane
This lady shat a kid out of her twat
I don't care
That lady's white trash
You can tell
I'm more sympathetic
Everybody wanted off that plane
You know what?
I had a friend who suffered from PTSD
And it impacted him every day.
He couldn't sit with us back to the restaurant door and feel safe.
He needed to face that door.
He needed to see it.
He's always armed, always looking at the – I don't know.
He's just on edge every second of his life.
We were camping one time, and I slept in my truck, and I turned it on because it was hot.
It freaked him out. He had a real chilling episode. I don't know. we were camping one time and I slept in my truck and I turned it on because it was hot.
Freaked him out.
He had a real chilling episode.
I don't know.
I'm just,
I've been exposed to PTSD and I feel for her.
That's all.
I don't.
They should have, they should have beaten her and put her in the straitjacket and made her be the last person off the plane.
The flight attendant should have been picking up old peanuts and,
and,
and discarded and discarded
SkyMall magazines
before she got off.
Like, alright, we got all the trash off.
Almost all of it.
Come on, ma'am.
Yeah.
It's funny,
but it's mean.
Yeah.
You just described me!
Yeah. That's... You just described me! Yeah.
So anyway,
it's been over an hour.
Yeah, I...
Yeah, that's where it is.
She's...
She's just got a little bit
of the crazies
because she's had a rough time.
I hope she's dead now.
We'll check in next week.
Yeah.
All right.
PKN 201.