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We're live, Painkiller Nearly, episode 202.
Wing surgery talk?
Sure.
So, we...
Disgusting.
Good for him.
Yeah.
I see you paid up, Woody.
I did.
So that's good.
Now, before you guys decide, just have this in your head.
Of course, now you have to come up with another bet, which needs to be an over-under on the
amount of weight lost.
Oh, we already have that.
Wait, I don't have it.
Who do you have?
First of all, I think that everyone should know
that it's a massive conspiracy.
Wings did not get that surgery.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He flew to Mexico.
So that part's real.
He did make an incision.
No, he didn't even make it to Mexico.
He was in a Chevy's in South Carolina.
He was paid $15,000 to have cocaine inserted into his large belly.
That's what the incision was about.
And smuggle it across the border.
That's what it's all about.
That's probably a more fun way to lose weight
is just do a lot of cocaine, right?
He's going the Archer route.
Remember Pam?
She started doing lots of coke,
turned into sexy Pam.
That's what we've got going on here.
This is a Pam from Archer scenario.
Well, good for Wings.
You know, being entrepreneurial, starting up a nice –
I mean, there's lots of business opportunities at the cartels down there.
He said it in his thing.
He's like, you know, Woody inspired me.
I just have to be brave for 30 seconds while they insert the cocaine.
It all comes together.
Yeah, I bet that he would lose. So in a two-month period, I bet that he would lose 65 pounds.
Who did you bet?
That's my number.
Was it Chiz?
Chiz and Kitty and a couple, and like Middy and a couple guys that play video games.
I need to think.
65 pounds.
65.
Is that the over-under, and which side did you choose?
There is no over-under.
It's not Price is Right rules.
It's whoever's closest, so you can go over and still be fine.
I picked 65 pounds.
Kitty picked 80 pounds.
Chiz also picked 65 pounds.
No, I can't do that.
I'm not allowing these.
You have to have different bets even if you don't believe it.
We're going in five-pound increments so things don't get too convoluted.
And two other guys went 70 pounds.
So everybody kind of has a five pound increment from 40.
So it's a pool.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Did you look up averages before you decided?
No, I just did some silly math in my head and what I think he'll do.
And what's the date?
There are dates out there. I just don't have it in my head like like like he played he he weighed himself on a specific day and he said he and he set himself a personal goal of 40 pounds in two
months and so there's gonna be in like an official weigh-in on his channel and then kitty also has
contact with him via text so we will get an official weigh-in on his channel. And then Kitty also has contact with him via text. So we will get an
official weigh-in from Wings. I'm hoping Kitty
doesn't like, just tell me it's 80.
And then she collects like a cool
$200 or something like that.
That'd be pretty shitty of Kitty.
That'd be devious as fuck. I don't think she would do that.
No, of course not.
So it's 60 days.
That's a lot of confidence.
Well,
I think if it were anyone but wings,
let me put it this way.
If it were me, I would lose 80 or 90 pounds.
Like, I lost 14.
Yeah, but you can't drop yourself in that situation
because you don't have a problem with overeating
to the point that you get overweight.
You know, like, you know to cull it back.
Like, how much have you lost in the last two weeks?
In two weeks, I would start with 15 pounds.
Yeah.
Like, so you wouldn't even, like, with your mindset,
you would have never found yourself in this predicament.
No, you just cut yourself down to one tiny meal a day
and drink a lot of water.
Stop being a faggot.
If you guzzle a fuck ton of water,
you can trick yourself into thinking you're full.
Now, it's not a fun time, but it works.
I wish that were true.
Maybe I'm not drinking a proper fuck ton.
You know what does work,
although it's not calorie-free?
I find milk satiates me.
If I have a glass of milk, it'll be a meal replacement.
Sometimes.
What kind of milk? Skim, 2% or full?
It is full milk. Oh all oh my god well no wonder like okay you know a big glass of fat
you know i keep hearing all kinds of different things about milk like like if you get the skim
milk it has sugar in it and then it's actually worse for you than the whole milk we have like
organic whole milk and i'm sure it's not good for you than the whole milk we have like organic whole milk and i'm
sure it's not good for you but it is better than whatever i would cheat with otherwise probably so
it's actually it's like only 100 calories for eight ounces of whole milk but if you're like me
i don't i'm not grabbing those eight ounce bitch glasses when i want some juice or some milk i'm
like getting the giant like beer stein and doubling that up.
I don't have milk that often, but it's great.
I don't have juice. Are you drinking milk right now?
No.
Is it water?
Yeah, it is water.
I drink a lot of iced coffee, too.
That's pretty much it.
I want to keep my heart rate up
to a dangerous level.
I want to keep my heart rate
right at my peak.
So that if I ever am in a self-defense
situation, I'm immediately there.
I don't have a spike. I'm already there.
You know, like,
my blood vessels hurt.
Yeah, so I'm hoping it's
65 pounds, and Chiz and I
will split
the winnings or whatever.
Now that he's said his goal is 40 pounds,
that's making me want to ratchet down my guess a bit.
He's not a moron.
Wings has picked an attainable goal.
That's what's happened here.
Wings has picked a goal.
He doesn't want to fail.
No one likes failing.
Of course not.
One of us might say something like,
my goal is to do 25 chin-ups by the fall,
and maybe right now we can do eight or whatever.
Maybe we set a high goal like that.
But he would be like, my goal is to get to 10.
That way when the fall comes and he cranks out 10,
he's like, goal achieved, winner. goal achieved winner he's not pushing himself here i think 40 pounds is silly because like listen to this and i hope
i'm not getting this right because he gets very offended if you've got even the tiniest oh i gotta
go pay this detailed guy i'll be right back oh so i feel like we're still teasing wings and i want
to be on the other side like i'm impressed with wings i don't think it's season to want to be on the other side. Like, I'm impressed with wings. I don't think it's seasoned to
bet on the weight loss.
I guess that's true. That's fair.
But I
I think it's great. I think he did something
that can change his life.
Yeah, it will change his life
as long as he follows through and doesn't
eat through the surgery like
some people are known to do.
I hear you.
I don't know.
I really have.
I hope he succeeds.
Just look at Boogie's demeanor.
And I don't really follow Boogie's channel, but I follow him on Twitter.
And so every once in a while I'll see something from him.
And it seems like his whole outlook has improved drastically since he started losing weight.
I think if you followed him more closely, I think he's struggling a bit right now. And it seems like his whole outlook has improved drastically since he started losing weight.
I think if you followed him more closely, I think he's struggling a bit right now.
Oh.
Well, it shows what I know.
Yeah.
Actually, Taylor, you couldn't be more wrong.
The divorce, you know, he isn't completely over that.
And I guess, ah, shucks.
I think he just started losing weight again,
but he plateaued for a while, and that was mentally tough on him.
So, you know, just... It seems like plateauing is a dangerous game
when you have his kind of surgery,
where, like, they just excise a part of your stomach.
Because if you're plateauing, it's because you're overeating.
Like, you're not eating the prescribed diet.
And so if you're continually overeating, you you're gonna end up stretching that stomach back out to where it's not even as painful to eat as much you know like it's almost like
you know it let it gets easier to cheat over time with that stomach excision one
or i guess yeah the detail guy came to detail my car and it was going to be like $300.
And I was like, how about I just deal with you personally?
He's like, yeah, we can do that.
I was like, well, let's just cancel the whole appointment with your company and you detail the car and I'll give you $250.
He's like, yeah, that sounds like a good deal.
Nice. He was out there five five hours That car looks like a mirror
Let me know how the next criminal case goes
Hey, Kyle shouldn't be in trouble for that
That guy's just contracting out his labor
I worked out a deal with the lawn people too
I enjoy negotiating
I'm not going to call ICE if you get this done in the next
half hour.
They work
for a company that
works for the houses in the neighborhood.
I was like, I'll let you do my lawn
for this much.
Yeah.
I don't remember what we were
talking about. We were talking about wings,
our weight bets, which if you're going 65
I'm going to go 60
You in for 10?
I'm in for 10
Now just so you know
It's probably not a full split for you
If you're at 60
Because I think there's probably someone else at 60
Well then I need to figure out
Where everybody else guessed so i can pick
one where i'd get the full split right that kind of makes sense like if 55 pays double
even though 60 is your favorite number 55 might be your smarter bet yeah we're gonna be like in
the last minute of the conference of the the two months we've allotted, like sending pizzas to Wings' house,
like, no, you better slow the fuck down, Wings.
I've got $200 on the line here.
He was, I saw,
it was actually Sean Ranklin,
but he put together a stream highlight
of Wings talking about the surgery,
and he's like, I'm not even hungry right now.
He's like, I'm gonna have this shake or something.
I'll split it into six different meals so he gets to have have it in little pieces and he didn't have a desire for food
and then he started talking about food in a way that like i don't think even kyle does he's like
you know i'm still me it's not like i don't look at a guy at zaxby's having like some sweet barbecue with that sauce on there dripping dripping from
the you know from the wings and and a tall glass of sweet tea with ice cooling it down
and i'm like oh my god this is like food porn audio food porn going on here like you're turning
me on i've eaten nothing but like like like turkey
and salad and grilled chicken for for two weeks now that sounds so good it's so good but you can
go back to eating like shit as soon as you hit your goal it was like two more weeks to go 40
minute highlight video and man i you know he's just talking he's bouncing around whatever and
then he got to like it's not that i still don't desire food. He starts daydreaming about these meals, fast food type meals.
He has a different relationship with food than I do.
All right, Taylor.
So there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 of us in this thing.
So there's a $130 pool currently.
There are two people who have already picked 60 pounds.
What about 55?
Two people there as well.
Damn it.
You can see what the cluster is.
There's only one at 50.
There's one at 45.
No one below 45.
God darn, you've got a lot of people in this pool.
This is going to be fun.
Even if I win, I'm like, yeah, 1750.
I've barely got a return at all.
Yeah, I'm...
I'm still thinking
60 is where I'd want to go.
Where you want to go, or it's where you're going?
I don't know.
Where are you going to go?
I'm not sure I'm going to play this game.
What does it look like at 75 and 80?
Kitty is the only person at 80.
There are two people at 75, two at 70, two at 65, two at 60, two at 55, one at 50, one at 45.
See, the reason I want to go closer to the 40 is because he made his it's not
that i think that's like he i agree with you that he aimed it lower like because he wants to succeed
which is good but i feel like you know if if he's tearing through the weight loss and he hits like
40 pounds in like you know six weeks instead of the full eight weeks maybe he slows down a bit
and doesn't go quite as hard in the paint
because he's like, ah, I hit my goal.
This is what I was going to get to before I had to go to the door.
I remembered it now.
So his stomach is tiny, so he can't eat very much.
But for the next two months, he can only eat liquid.
There's no solids in his intake.
I think he's eating sugar-free Jell-ello, protein shakes, I suppose, and broth.
Well, this changes everything then.
You guys are all going low, and I'll tell you why.
Because he did what I think is the universally acceptable standard on weight loss.
He's starting from the highest weight he's ever seen on a scale, right?
So by the time the surgery started he was
already down like 30 pounds he's gonna lose 50 more he gained weight at the so i don't have the
entire saga memorized but okay so he was 448 and then he sure that's the cap i think the starting
weight might be higher it may be but like a week ago when he started the cap? I think the starting weight might be higher. It may be, but like a week ago...
Was it 448 when he started the surgery?
Yeah, I think so.
But then he went in and they filled him up with IVs
and he said he gained like...
I think he said he gained 10 or 15 pounds from IVs.
I think I remember that too.
Which is like a couple of gallons of water.
It is about three gallons of water.
My car doesn't take that much coolant.
I just don't
know about it yeah that's a lot of liquid three gallons he's got space but the starting weight
for the bet um as of and it begins on june 30th that was the weigh-in is 438 pounds oh okay
because i thought it was like 470 i thought it was already down 30 pounds at the start of this bet.
He is down a bit.
He's down to 438, and I believe
his high was somewhere near what you just said,
like 470.
You've defined the start weight differently than I thought,
so that changes where...
Oh, yes.
He's not allowed to eat any solids
whatsoever, and
for the next two fucking months,
I'm more inclined to be on Kitty's side than yours.
Right. Because
the amount of food he's eaten to get to that size,
like, man, just...
Kyle, your crash diets in two weeks,
you'll lose 15 pounds.
And you're still eating solids.
On an all-liquid diet,
how caloric could that possibly be?
Yeah, I would...
I'll join Kitty up there at 80.
Okay.
You can go 85 and be all by yourself.
Man, I'll be having to send motivational poster images to wings throughout the weeks.
Be sure to drink ice water.
It'll make your body has to warm itself.
That burns calories.
Sleep?
Oh, no. I guess it's summer. Damn it.
Well, your body also needs to cool itself,
so sleep outside.
How much are you panting
per day? You'll have to replace all the
blood lost to mosquitoes.
All those calories, yeah.
I'll do 80 with Kitty.
80 with Kitty.
80 is in for 80.
And 438 was the number?
Let's make that 440 for math's sake.
So that would mean he'd weigh 360?
Yep, 360 pounds.
Man, he's going to start looking different very, very soon.
Yeah. I bet after a little bit of of this he kind of gets addicted to it where like he's like starting to feel excited like he's still
like wings is young enough that like once he starts losing a bunch of weight he could go out
and do fun shit like it's not like he's a 55 year old or something like that's been in you know
terrible shape their whole life he could pick up an athletic hobby i don't i mean that's probably
not his cup of tea, but he could
start hiking, start enjoying nature
more, like walking around for fun instead of
obligation.
Once he sees that on the horizon,
I hope he actually
sticks with it.
I don't think he has a choice.
I think he's going to lose a lot of weight.
Yeah, and his face is going to look so different.
The subreddit's gonna be filled with
before and after pictures and stuff like that where he looks so much better boogie's before
and after pictures look so much better yeah oh yeah he has a nice beard though and i think that
that that helps or is the fact that wings doesn't have Like a great beard
Help because that's a before picture
Too
Uh
His before picture doesn't have the beard
Benefit
I'm just thinking about what he's
Going to look like
He grows this like neck beard thing around his chin
And like the bottom of his jaw
A little Abe Lincoln-y.
Yeah.
I mean, that's fat Lincoln.
It's not great.
He's bald, too.
He's going to look way better.
I think he's going to look like Uncle Fester.
This area here is going to lose a bunch of weight, lose all that neck fat.
I mean, I guess it's selective to him,
where everybody who's fat loses weight.
He's going to go
down two or three cup sizes.
Mm-hmm. Get all the way down
to the training.
He's never going to make them.
That's not happening.
He's going to be a C cup
for life unless he gets that skin surgery.
I think he's going to lose a C cup. he's going to lose a skin surgery at some point.
If he can't lose, what's his final goal?
Like his real deal.
This is what I'm going to stop losing weight goal, like 200, 180.
I don't know if he's ever.
I've heard him say 250 as a goal before.
I've heard him say that, you know, he's never going to weigh 170 or something like that.
You know, he might, you know, like there's nothing stopping him. I've heard him say that he's never going to weigh 170 or something like that. He might.
There's nothing stopping him.
I bet if he really ratchets it up and works hard, he'll get to 250 and realize, oh, this is still overweight by quite a bit.
I can keep tearing through this.
This isn't hard.
I don't understand why everyone doesn't line up
with me on the skin surgery.
Right?
I get that it's a big surgery
and stuff.
But now that he's had a surgery,
he knows that...
An aspect of surgery
that I find relieving.
I don't know how many
surgeries I've had.
For people that don't know me,
10, 15 surgeries.
A bunch.
And now,
I'm just...
It's not my job.
Right?
My job is to pay the bills and go to sleep.
That is my role in the surgery.
You guys handle all that other shit.
It takes away my nervousness.
I don't have anything to do.
It's not my responsibility.
So he's worried about this big skin surgery.
Dude, pay the bill and go to sleep.
You'll wake up with all that skin gone
and it will be amazing.
It's a reward for success. It's not something that you have to sleep. You'll wake up with all that skin gone and it will be amazing. It's a reward
for success. It's not
something that you have to endure. It's not
a train at the end of the tunnel.
It's the light at the end of the tunnel.
Yeah. And they let you keep the skin
afterward. You can do whatever you want.
You can tan it out.
You can
make handbags out of it.
Lamps. Lampshades, of course and i'm not sick uh drums what else is how you would know this what's human skin useful for
i think you should fry it up into some sort of like you know you ever had pig skin ah a wings Mmm, wings rinds. They're so good. And they're... They're carb-free.
Yeah.
And I bet after years of just eating terrible food,
his tastes salty and delicious.
It's like that South Park where Cartman farts on the burgers
and gives it that perfect mist of Taco Bell and Burger King
and Chick-fil-A and all of it.
That's what wings rind would taste like. The perfect
tasting food item.
It would be incredible. I would eat a wings rind.
Not even kidding.
I mean, this is way down the road, but maybe
we can set a Patreon goal or something
to get our hands on that
extra stuff. Wings rinds! Hot wings
rinds! Get it where the land is! Wings rinds!
Wings rinds!
We make so much money selling wings rinds that Hot wings rinds! Get it where the lats! Wings rinds! Wings rinds! We make
so much money selling wings rinds
that we're like, I'm sorry, Wings, you have to get fat
again. You gotta stretch all the way back out.
We need more wings rinds.
Yep.
We'll have competitors pop up with other fat
people's rinds and
try to imitate us. They'll become the Pepsi to our
Coke, but we'll have to stick with, you know,
Wings Rind Classic, which will, Wings Rhyme Classic,
which will involve Wings having to gain weight again.
So, write this down next to Tilk.
We have a whole line of snack products for Frank's fluids.
Oh, man.
But I hope he loses the weight, and I hope he loses exactly 65 pounds. I hope he loses the weight and i hope he loses exactly uh 65 pounds
i hope he loses 80 i'm i'm super optimistic for him i think he'll do he'll do it i think he's
gonna lose a lot i don't know what the number is gonna be but i you're gonna see the difference
and when you start seeing the difference people are going to be so proud of him. The way that they treat him online is going to be different.
And his outlook could get more positive because right now what happened is this whole thing kicked off when he was being really toxic.
I know he doesn't see it.
He's got a weird thing where he judges himself by his best intentions and other people by their and other people judge him by his worst
actions right and and the gap between his intentions and and his worst actions is huge
so anyway he started by being pretty toxic and he'd be like why is everyone giving me such a
hard time i'm only toxic during video games if you saw me watching tv you'd like me a bunch right or
something like that he's going to be less toxic when he's in a better place.
And then they're going to be more positive. And it's going to sweep into this like self-feeding
cycle of positivity. That's how I see this going. I hope so. But we'll see.
We'll see. We'll see. Maybe, I mean, maybe he ends up He's like
I don't know how big his tummy is now
Maybe four ounces
Maybe he starts doing four ounces of milkshakes
Twelve times a day
That sounds wonderful
That would be like
A terrible way to
You'd have to like have phone alarms
Set
Where it was like oh another 25 minutes passed
I can get another four ounces of milkshake down
Did Kyle just shit on the cake shake diet? don't do that around here kyle well 48 ounces
i say well we initiated shitting on the cake oh here's another bet you know uh
when will wings or will wings ever pass chis
oh now chis has an enormous head start i don't know chis's weight past Chiz. Oh.
Now Chiz has an enormous head start.
I don't know Chiz's weight.
Kyle might, but might not want to say it on the show.
He might want to write it in the Skype chat.
Yeah, that's Chiz's information.
Yeah, that's his.
But yeah, Wings has a long way to go.
Wings has a long way to go.
Chiz is also much taller.
I haven't even seen Chiz in years.
The last time I saw Chiz in person, I think,
was at the Whitewater Rafting Trip.
And just dark, shadowy
glimpses on Skype.
Yeah, that really
I literally haven't seen his, I guess
almost two years since I've seen
Chiz's actual face.
Yeah.
He could have changed a lot.
He could have really long braided hair.
He could have a Fu Manchu.
No, he just got a haircut.
Just got a haircut.
You've seen Chiz.
Or do you just know about his haircut?
Okay.
Yeah.
We don't know what kind of haircut.
He'll pop on eventually.
Probably not. What would have happened to him now if it was going to happen? uh we don't know what kind of haircut he'll pop on eventually probably not
what happened right now if it was gonna happen he has no interest but that's okay would you guys
like to hear oh i'm sorry carry on i was gonna say it's a long time before wings passes jizz i i
would and i i i think that if chis ever saw him catching up. If Wings got within 40 pounds and
he's losing
20 a month, I think that would be
an actual motivation for Chiz.
Chiz might get on his horse and work on that six-pack.
I don't think Chiz would like that very much
if that
was a thing. Like, hey, you know
you weigh the same amount as Wings of Redemption, right?
Oh!
Oh!
Do you know Wings just passed you?
You know?
He would be
playing rocky soundtracks
and running up the court
stairs the next morning
in the same clothes he always wears.
Did you see Only Use Me Blade
shit himself?
No. I heard he just peed on the couch am i crazy wings no excuse me blade pissed himself and he's like ah i pissed myself everybody's like that's funny because you know it's funny
if you piss yourself it's not it's not that, in my opinion, especially if there's alcohol involved.
It's like, yeah, you pissed yourself, man.
You must have really had a night.
And then someone sits on the couch.
Have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld with Poppy?
Remember how Poppy peed on Jerry's couch?
Yeah.
Well, someone sits on the couch and they're like, what am I sitting in?
Oh, it's liquid shit. someone sits on the couch and they're like, what am I sitting in? What?
Oh,
it's liquid shit.
Ice,
come over here and smell this.
And ice like reluctantly puts his head near the,
and he's just like,
ah,
it's liquid shit.
Oh my God.
Oh,
it's liquid shit,
man.
It was,
Blade shit his pants on the couch, apparently,
and now they're calling him Only Shits Me Pants.
Oh, no, Blade.
Whenever I see Blade do these wacky things...
That's a wacky thing, huh?
It is. It is a wacky thing.
So Blade has had a bunch of these.
There was the time, I think, for a $10 donation.
He fingered his own anus on stream.
Of course, he shit himself on Ice's thing.
And he hit on that married woman.
And there's some others.
He dropped an N-bomb here and there.
I picture him retelling these stories at the AA meeting he'll eventually go to.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Goddamn.
Yeah. I mean, like, and I don't mean that in a horrible way i hope that that process begins soon um but i think that anyone who's
denying that that's where that that's what his next step should be isn't being a friend to him
right then wings struck back at blade because of of course, Blade has made fun of Wings' weight and said that he has.
Yeah.
And so Wings said something like, hey, you told me I need to lay off the Pepsi.
Maybe you need to sell your Jägermeister machine.
Something along those lines.
And he's like, because I'm doing my thing over here, I'm getting better.
Advantage Wings, you know?
That is rough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The real loser in all of this is the Airbnb couch.
Oh, it's not even Ice's couch, is it?
Of course not.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
And you know they're going to do a half-assed job cleaning it before they leave?
Oh, no.
Flip the cushion.
Flip the cushion.
They're not even.
I don't even know the characters' names.
One of the big, kind of a chunky Andy was sleeping on the couch.
And I saw the video where the homeowner, I guess the homeowner, goes in there.
He's like, you guys have got to check out.
In 10 minutes, you need to be gone. And and he gets up i think he might have even saluted
or something or you know like hey i'm up i'm up what do you need he's shirtless and uh they just
like darted out of the place they wanted them out immediately there was no cleaning up yeah yeah
so that but but yeah i i root for blade in life but i feel like his next step involves
uh a bunch of people he knows on a first name basis and only a first name basis
yeah that is pretty rough so yeah and then they just i talked to him once years ago i don't think this is revealing too
much but he's like you know i've always found a way to make a living off of things that were vices
and it's it's kind of something that's that i found really special it's like when i played
too many video games all of a sudden i've got a career centered around video games
now i'm drinking too much and i have a career around drunk streaming and and you
know they're just making money off it it's making a living off of it but um in the end these things
are considered vices for a reason because they bite you and you do too much of it and suddenly
you find that like yeah you could have been developing some other skill during that time or you know you got pie eating or or cutting yourself a healthier
thing than then the man owns a jaeger meister machine and i know it's kind of a novelty you
i mean you just stick bottles of jaeger meister in it right like i don't even get the i would
think so yeah yeah so like it's making jaeger now that would be a fucking cool machine. If he's like, yeah, you pour water in this
and you throw this bag of hops in
and it's Jaeger.
And I like it in my soup.
But no one likes it as much as Blade.
I can remember drinking
Jaeger bombs with Blade like six years
ago or something like that. He could put them away.
I don't even like Jaeger
very much. I love it. It's alright.
When you mix it with Red Bull it gets way way better
I find Ice fascinating
Did you read the Vanity Fair article on Ice?
No
No I did not
It's long
Oh no I'm sorry
It's the New Yorker
I made a mistake
It's the New Yorker
Which is a pretty respectable magazine
It's like a classy magazine called the New Yorker. And the guy became an expert on ice. Everyone thought it
was going to be a hit piece. And he went from new fag to like the o-est of OGs. He laid out the
entire ice history, did a pretty good job, talked about his highs and his lows, and really looked at
his relationship with the fans in a
pretty good way and and how he kind of loses them and wins them back and seemed to know ice at a
level that like a lot of people don't you know like he's i guess he has a manager that he works
with and the guys like ice is kind of more real on stream than he is in person like that's when
he bears his soul and when the camera's on there. And I could relate to a lot of that, too.
It was just super well-written.
I think even Taylor would like it,
and he's not that into them.
Yeah, I'll check it out.
He's had a bit of drama lately.
I haven't been following it at all.
So I just get snippets of the highlights,
and then I don't really look into it.
But it seemed as if someone stole his phone
and maybe EBZ's tablet, and maybe they tracked it really look into it, but it seemed as if someone stole his phone and maybe EBZ's tablet
and maybe
they tracked it back to a house and when they went to
that house, there was a confrontation and police were
called.
I know that guns were pulled out.
Those are the super broad
strokes. I don't have any of the details. I just haven't
been following it. I've been busy.
I watched that. I just sort of skipped through it because i i guess i don't know 20
minutes of it wasn't interesting enough to me but yeah there was some sort of conflict and they went
back in the house they pulled a gun and oh the uh ipad was stolen right or an iphone was stolen
they went to get it back anyway that didn't seem like that big a deal to me i think maybe some people put
more weight on gun stuff than i do i'm arguing with a crazy person online about paramotors
wow how much is there to argue about well i'm strictly against if men were meant to fly
god would have graced us with wings so this guy is an instructor, and he's widely known as being crazy in the industry.
That's what you want? Teaching you how to fly?
Yeah.
A widely known and understood crazy person.
He's not a bad pilot.
I don't know if he's a bad instructor, but he's batshit insane.
So the background is this, real quick.
This guy kicked an owl like four years ago while he was flying.
He kicked an owl in mid-flight.
And because of that, he stopped.
He lost the ability to sell U-Turn wings, a company that makes wings.
They said, you know what?
We're dropping you as our distributor.
You're gone.
So he's been hanging on to this one wing that was made like eight years ago and saying it's the best of the
best and he hates every other wing. And, uh, I guess I kind of poked at him. Somebody's selling
a different wing online and he's like, why would you do that? Why don't you just dump this wing
and get a dominator? What he sells. Um, you know, it's the fastest, it's the most stable, et cetera.
It went 51 miles an hour. Well, my friend went 109 miles an hour with a
gigantic tailwind and uh because these wings go like 30 the rest is all how fast the tailwind is
so uh and i was like do you think if you keep practicing every day you'll ever be as fast as
mark and uh he started going nuts on me that lie doesn't work on intelligent people you make up all
sorts of lies and you can't even make a simple video showing your true real speed because you can't compete.
Why is there even one video of you scammers showing true and real speed? It doesn't exist.
It's not true. Put it out there on video. Do you want to go race me for cash? Let's go. Lies can't
compete. I'm going to have to say yes to this. Lies can't compete with the actual truth. Seriously,
what kind of idiots fly total death trap wings and still can't even compete with the performance of super safe wings?
Now does flying slower death traps make sense? It doesn't. Then you die. We'll have zero,
all while zero have ever died on flat tops dominators. You're totally dishonest, murderous
liars like those that killed Eric, Jim, Richard, and Ben, and so many others. Don't deserve to fly
hoax flex garbage and scout crap with air
conception fake copies of the 1980
Sky Cruiser, but no amount of crap
and lies will ever create actual ability.
It doesn't make sense that you're even
trying to lie, as lies only kill you and those
like you. He goes on and on.
What a loser!
Yeah, he
at one point he goes, the liars will bash,
trash, and lie and mock because they simply don't have the intelligence or integrity to discuss something rationally.
Those who do know what they're talking about can post videos.
Like, I don't do that.
If you want to know which two gliders are more stable, it's really simple.
You just run them into each other.
What the fuck?
The less stable wing will collapse against the more stable wing.
So, Hope Flex death traps are not as stable.
It's a proven fact.
Bunch of capital smotons littered throughout.
They're not as fast.
It's a proven fact.
Plus, they're total death traps.
Which fact has been proven with many lives?
And he's still blatantly obvious proven facts.
He goes on and on.
So, I quote him.
The liars will bash, trash, and lie and mock because they don't have the intelligence or
integrity to discuss something rationally. I said, finally, we agree on something. Oh boy, now he loves me.
He called me a murder, murdering liar, pushing total frauds as instructors and crap is good gear,
endlessly twisting up lies. B.S. doesn't change the facts. I guess you get the idea. He's kind
of a broken record, but I don't know you know like i guess
this is an area where i do have thick skin because i find it super entertaining and i just poke him
once in a while then he goes off yeah you should you'd race this guy for cash i mean my goodness
yeah for pink slips like the 80s movie oh yeah that would be funny that would be hilarious because
i bet he couldn't just on a lark be like,
oh, I lost.
I'll buy another one.
He'd be like, oh, a hobby.
He'd burn it.
Now, see, objectively, this wing catches on fire.
This guy is legit crazy.
He runs for governor of Utah like every time.
Yeah, he does.
He gets like nine votes. Who are those those nine people he's on the ballot friends and family
i guess but yeah he's and he knows if they voted he's like i counted the votes
there are only seven this year i want to know which mom i don't know which of you
didn't fucking put a ballad in for me.
Was it you, Jim?
I voted.
I swear to God.
I took a picture there.
He's great.
I really want to...
There's a paragliding paramotor podcast.
I really want to be on with him.
I just want to see him go bonkers.
I could go on.
Death after death after death.
Those people like Eric wouldn't have died
and he would have dealt with honest people
to tell the truth.
Instead, he died exactly as I warned he would.
He goes on and on.
He asked me why I choose to act
like a lying murderous fraud.
It goes on.
He's a lying murderous fraud.
Worse yet, you fly the absolute worst
death trap garbage gear in the market
without any real training or skills
so the odds are 100% that you will die
and then face God as a
lying murderous fraud. Obviously
you mock God and pretend he doesn't
exist, but that's
also going to be
a rude awakening for you
that doesn't really need to happen if you actual
follow truth and reality.
Yeah, if you actual follow truth and reality. Yeah, if you actual follow truth and reality,
you best be listening to the future governor of Utah.
And maybe president someday.
I'm not going to put a cap on him.
I'm not arrogant enough to say he couldn't be president.
Help me craft a response.
If I actually followed truth and reality
I would
listen to the future governor of Utah?
Question mark?
The future governor of Utah.
He seemed like a
butthurt douche from the comments
and then what really drove
home the crazy for me was
yeah, he runs for governor of Utah
every time.
Every time! He's got the same
little placards he has to walk to kinko's and just yeah same thing just i i swear his little
photo looked out of date to me uh i could probably find you a ballot that's that's all
well he he's clearly an insane person so i wouldn't let it get me down too much
yeah and also don't go too hard against people who you can tell are legit insane
because you never know when they're just going to, you know,
accost you at an Arby's.
You know, that's a bad example.
I've never been at an Arby's.
Accost me at some other establishment.
You like Arby's?
Arby's is terrible.
Do you want to hear his governor pitch?
I just found it. Yeah yeah what are his stances super del
shanzay governor independent american party and there's a picture of him flying his paramotor
everyone else has a headshot but he's there foot dragging water in his paramotor and here it is
righteousness can solve every problem in the world. God made a promise.
As ye keep my commandments, ye shall
prosper in the land. The vast majority
of our state are against murdering unborn
children. You are against perversion
and perversion of marriage. You are against
more encroachment on your Second Amendment
rights. The voice of the people in the
Constitution are being utterly mocked!
Triple exclamation points.
Vote super del shanzay or face the judgments of God. That's what you want.
Your honor rests...
Vote for me or behold the wrath of God.
The judgments of God.
Yeah. This is the guy who hates me online
he doesn't seem to have a very positive outlook on most people
evil and wickedness and yeah that's a crazy person that's a genuinely crazy person yeah
but can you imagine any politician you know And not only am I providing free health care,
a vote against me is a vote against God.
It's like, people would be like,
what the fuck are you talking about?
I talked to him privately on, it was text.
It was like a Skype thing, but Facebook.
For hours, for hours.
And I kept trying to like find common ground and stuff and work it out.
Like, hey, you know what?
I know you don't like my wings and stuff, but my friend's buying a new harness for paragliding.
Is there one that you like?
And it was just like, oh, you lying, murderous bastard.
You are nowhere ready for that, et cetera, et cetera.
Yeah, he doesn't like me.
Doesn't seem like it.
Well, keep poking and prodding him so we can get
updates that are interesting.
I will.
He's a good time.
Man, I don't have any
gubernatorial candidates to fuck with on Twitter.
You fuck with people plenty on Twitter, though.
None of them are running for governor. Oh though so destiny's our guest tomorrow i um yeah i don't know why it's strangely important to me
that that's a good show like i've watched i think it's easy to go down a rabbit hole with destiny
and do a show that's a little slow paced you know i saw a clip on the pka reddit where like
he knows he's heard of the show he's like yeah it's more you know i saw a clip on the pka reddit where like he knows he's
heard of the show he's like yeah it's more of a meme comedy show and he even was like because a
lot of his chat was like don't just make it about politics that's not what people want over there
they want laughs and he even said he's like god are you people fucking autistic do you think i'm
just gonna go in there and be like what do you dislike about trump it's like no i you don't have
to be in the same one mode all the time like he he gets it it'll be funny and you know i'm i'm gonna watch some more of his stuff to
get more acquainted with his style of humor and everything but chiz says he's very dark which
will obviously mesh well with us he's banned right now uh from twitch for saying faggot and something
about a cuban family or mother and so i want to ask him about that
apparently twitch just bans anyone for anything now i hope that we go down the rabbit hole and
he does that like serious socratic meth you know method of questioning people but it's about like
midget porn you know like yes yes about midget what makes you think their penises are not normal size? It's a skeletal disease.
If you knew anything. And then we could just be like,
no, they're little people.
They got little hands.
That cock looks small to me.
You're used to pouring cocks on this website, Taylor.
That is a normal cock.
I hope that we go down that rabbit hole.
We analytically
break down
our genocide list again.
Get way more detailed in it.
I bet he would have interesting contributions.
Women with large labia.
Can we get that one...
Can I get that added on?
We can add that. I'll try and recover that Google Docs.
Oh, you're putting them on the genocide list?
Yes.
Well, you know...
I'm sure that their children
will also have large labia.
They should be eliminated.
There are not going to be enough women
for everybody to fuck,
and a lot of the ugly men are going to get angry,
and then all the ugly men will be fighting amongst themselves,
causing havoc,
while you have your harem of any pussy bitches.
That's right.
Yeah, you're right.
Sounds pretty great.
Yeah, I got no problem with this.
Yeah, add them to the list of those who should be put to death.
Okay, I will do that.
Yeah, and I bet that seems like something up Destiny's,
up his alley,
if he's all into fucked up humor
and snarky kind of sarcastic shit so yeah i'm sure
it'll be good yeah yeah definitely so i don't i don't i don't want to debate politics but i but
i do want to debate midget cocks eyes and any outie pussies and uh and whether or not arby's
roast beef is just absolutely delicious and you should give it another chance, Taylor. The beef and cheddar,
okay? You put a little horsey
sauce on there, get those curly fries,
dip them in ketchup, dip them in the horsey sauce a little, too.
There are no Arby's, for the most
part, in St. Louis, because we have a local chain
called Lion's Choice, which
sells the same kind of food that Arby's provides,
except it is way, way better.
And so, that...
Yeah, we don't have Arby's here.
They used to have them here, and then they took them all out
because nobody would go to Arby's.
Because Arby's, it's like if I peeled off wallpaper
and folded it up and then sprayed it with hot dog water.
That's what ham is.
No, it's roast beef. It's delicious.
It's really good. I like Arby's a lot.
Where does Arby's rank in your
fast food list? It can't be top
ten even. Wow. I'd say
it's top ten. Yeah. Okay.
Thinking of ten fast food places would be hard.
It couldn't be top five.
I don't know. I like Chick-fil-A.
I like Burger
King is actually pretty good. I like the Whopper.
I like it. It tastes good.
It has the condiments that I like on a burger.
Way better than the Big Mac.
But like Steak and Shake and places like that are really good.
I don't know.
I'd have to give it a lot of thought.
But it's definitely in my top ten.
I like what they have there.
And it's unique.
No one else has roast beef.
Like not a nationwide chain.
Yeah, that's true.
Steak and Shake and Chick-fil-a could probably be tied for
me in number one and it's ironic because one of those restaurants has the kindest most considerate
employees in the world and the other restaurant has arguably the least pleasant convicts that
work there you have not met a surly attendant at a fast food restaurant until you walk into a steak and shake at 1 30 in the
morning yep they're like genuinely are you completely discounting my waffle house experience
oh waffle house they'll seem like fucking mormons at waffle house before you go to state they're
they're genuinely mean like you'll try and be polite and and they'll they'll come back kyle i'm
sure you have experienced the same thing because Because there are tons of Steak and Shakes around here,
and not once have I gotten good customer service.
Waffle House usually has white trash who are generally okay
because they're right there next to their favorite things, right?
You know, fried food and truckers.
But meanwhile, over at Steak and Shake,
it's often black people who couldn't get another job because they're ex-cons.
And they are wiping those tables down with so much angst, so much built-up rage inside them.
So many kids have spilt their fucking milkshakes and they couldn't say shit because they didn't want to lose their job because the system's fucked up and it's keeping them down.
And they're just a volcano ready to
erupt in there yeah you asked for a little extra frisco sauce for your frisco melt because they're
you know doling that out the way you would pour wax on an envelope centuries ago like instead of
slathering it that's what we want i've been there and i'm like you know i'm not gonna go speak to
that gentleman because he doesn't
even have tears tattooed under his eye. It looks like
it's a downpour, like a Seattle downpour
on his left cheek, which means
I don't want to become
you know, teardrop
number 62 on there, so I'll just
eat my shitty, not enough Frisco
sauce Frisco. Yeah, there's a
steak and shake not too
far from me. i drive past it
all the time and i'm i and i really want to go but i'm dieting so i can't and there's a smash
burger there's a smash i wouldn't know i've never had a smash burger and i and i've i've been
resisting the urge to go in there apparently they're they're fries i've been reading about
them online this is what i do. I drive past Smash Burger.
I finally get home, and I'm sitting there eating my salad with grilled chicken,
and I'm like, what's in a Smash Burger?
And it's like their fries are like rosemary and olive oilers and garlic or something like that,
and their burgers are really good, and they have these fancy chicken sandwiches,
and they have Haagen-Dazs milkshakes,
and it's just like, ah, that sounds excellent.
Excellent.
That sucks that you can't have it.
That does sound really good, though.
Yeah, they need to make a pill.
See, this is the future.
When this happens, it's game over.
There needs to be some sort of treatment for overeating.
Like, there should be a way that I could take a pill, It's game over. There needs to be some sort of treatment for overeating.
There should be a way that I could take a pill,
I could eat 10,000 calories if I wanted to, but
I just wouldn't absorb it.
There wouldn't be any gross side effects.
We could call it
bulimia.
You know...
Or we could just go whole hog
and call it anorexia.
That's what we would want. Anorexia is not what you want but he wants to eat without the consequence yeah yeah i i think
kyle's current structure is good you gorge yourself on whatever you want for months at a time
and then you have like a three week four week period where you cut it all off you cut all the shit and then you
can go back to what you were doing and enjoy yourself till you balloon back up that's a healthy
normal way to live this is how adults maintain their weight yes it's just a good relationship
with food yeah it's it's a fucked up fucking month you have to let the food hold all the power
in that relationship you can't take it back from the food.
The food's too good.
I love food.
It's top two favorite things in life
is food.
Food and sex.
Food and sex, right?
And they move.
They're back and forth fighting.
They're neck and neck fighting for first place all the time.
Food and sex are definitely up there.
How about when there's a rude person in traffic
behind you and they don't
make it through the light, but you do?
That feels good.
That does feel good.
We used to do that on purpose when I was a kid.
I'd like it better.
Slow down and fuck with people.
I'd like it better if they tried to follow me through the light
and they got t-boned though
oh see I've never been graceful enough to pull that off well I haven't either but that that
would be better yeah now we one time we did that and then like so we're in a car of like four people
and we're like 17 years old and you know skinny skinny high school kids. And there's a guy,
we went super slow,
like so that he would get caught by the light,
and he ran it.
And we were all laughing hysterically.
We thought it was the funniest thing.
And I recognize this is asshole behavior.
Please don't judge me.
The guy wasn't like a tough guy or anything.
He kind of looked like the principal
from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Right? Like, a grown-up.
He ended up being a pedophile.
No, Ben Stein is the teacher.
The principal had red hair and a mustache.
And a pedophile.
And a real creep.
So,
he followed
us, like, block after block, turn after
turn, and suddenly our relation... And mind you, there's like three or four of us and one And he followed us like block after block, turn after turn.
And suddenly our relation, and mind you, there's like three or four of us and one of him.
But now we're all intimidated.
We're all scared.
And he pulls up next to us and like offers to fight or something.
And we all decline.
We're like, no, we don't want that.
He's like, all right then.
And he lets us drive off.
And to this day, I still feel like it was the smart move, right?
Like what's either a bunch of young bucks beat up an older guy.
That's not cool.
Or an older guy beats up a bunch of young bucks.
That's not that cool.
Scott was leaving work work passed a car and he thought that the passing was done
perfectly fine he didn't he didn't even think of anything of like him passing the car but he
pulls over to gas station maybe a mile down the road the man he passed pulls in gets out
starts screaming at Scott you almost hit me back there.
Look at this piece of shit you're driving.
What if you'd hit me with that?
What if you'd hit me? You can't afford to
fix my car. You can't afford
to fix that
$50,000 truck. And he's like,
and that hurt my feelings. I just had
gotten off work. I've been working
for nine hours that day,
working hard, and and he
was making fun of me for for not being able to he's like and i i just couldn't take it anymore
i knocked him the fuck out and he hit the and he hit the i hit him once and he just hit the
ground unconscious and his wife got out and she starts screaming what'd you do to billy what'd
you do to billy and i know what to do so i said shut up bitch get back
in the truck and she did and then i had to flee and i'm like well is he okay he's like i don't
have any idea i was like well if you killed him we have heard about it by now they'd be looking
for him yeah he'd be looking for you the end knocked out is fucked up i bet that i hope that
his wife drove after that i hope he he was like, you know what?
Yeah.
I drove once...
He should probably go to the hospital.
Check it out.
Seven or eight years ago.
I drove after I got choked out.
It was in training, you know?
I just...
Somebody better than me.
And it was like drunk driving almost.
Like, it was a bad decision, I think.
But I was in California and didn't have any choices that i could think of
i guess i could hide an uber or something but before then anyway when i pulled into the hotel
i was like relieved that i got there safely it was just like because i was kind of fucked up
all the lights like bad migraine headache type thing and knocked out's worse i don't think i've ever been fully
knocked out just dazed um i i've been i've been knocked out from concussions um like for a bit
or just like fell down and got up like like 10 count or standing eight count
i don't look well with the i don't know how much time passed see that's the thing like it
could have been um it could have been minutes or it could have been seconds like like you just
have it's like it's like that time doesn't exist i just don't know yeah four-wheeler accidents
yeah and then and then one of them was a rope swing accident i my dad had this uh it was actually
um like like the cable that they stretch between
telephone it was an electrical cable like the big really thick cables that that run power between
power lines and uh it was hung really high up in a limb and then there's a loop at the bottom and
i'd swing off the hill out of the back and at the like sort of the apex of the swing when i'm like
i would do that thing where you like lean way back to like get more momentum and while i was
leaning back like swinging, it snapped perfectly.
It just smashed the back of my head into the ground.
And I don't know.
I don't know how much time passed.
It literally could have been two seconds.
Or it could have been two minutes.
There's no way to know.
Yeah, no, mine were much.
Mine were quick.
Take a knee and get up again.
One time I wasn't looking on the basketball court,
and a basketball hit me, like, right on the forehead.
And that just knocked me silly.
Like, I got down and, yeah.
Did it actually knock you out, or were you just, like, stunned and, like, dizzy?
Dazed.
Dazed.
It was real fast, right?
Like, by the time I hit the ground, I had kind of come to again.
In MMA, they might call that a flash knockout.
Yeah. That's what it's like when you take a puck
really hard to the face on your mask.
Where it doesn't knock you out,
but you're just
stunned and spinning for a second.
Scott punched me in the face with a 16-ounce
glove one time and
sent me to the mat.
Yeah, I've had that too.
We did one of those moves where we both threw
a right and hit each other.
Like the YouTube video from 2008?
Absolutely. And his
floored me and mine stunned him.
And I was just kind of sitting on the ground like,
we shouldn't do this anymore.
And he's like, no. No, we shouldn't.
What were we thinking?
We're not boxers.
I was at Joe Lozon's gym. uh i was on top in a guy's guard
right and he punched me from the bottom in the chin and it was like the fuck i did not know
punches from the bottom could work that well you know and and joe saw it too he's like yeah
you need to be closer far you're in the the middle there, and he'll knock your lights out.
Sure enough.
A bit of MMA talk, if Taylor will allow it.
Tito Ortiz fighting Chuck Liddell.
It's going to happen.
It is sad, but I'm going to watch it, right?
Did you see the Reddit thread?
That was like the theme of it.
I didn't see it.
I watched Rogan earlier today live with Brendan Schwab, and
they had a very similar conversation.
For your information, Taylor, do you
remember the Iceman, Chuck Liddell,
the guy with the mohawk? Yeah, he was in The Expendables.
He's 48 years old now.
He's running low on cash,
and he is
coming back to fight his
arch-nemesis, Tito Ortiz,
who's also an older guy, but not 48.
I would guess Tito's 40.
And he seems to have held up better.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Tito's had all those neck injuries, right?
He was in a neck brace like three or four months ago.
Chuck looks like he had issues with drugs at some point.
Yeah, alcohol.
They had just punched.
Okay.
Online they say cocaine.
I don't really know.
I don't know a ton about cocaine,
but I don't think it makes you slur your words
the way that I've seen Chuck slur in interviews.
I saw an interview.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, cocaine doesn't make you do that.
It's an upper.
You're not going to be slurring.
You might be rambling or being nonsensical,
but you're not going to slur.
Let me see if I can find the Chuck Liddell slur. I bet it's just
brain damage at this point, right? Yeah, like Taylor's
is getting hit too many times can do it. I guess alcohol
can do it. He just doesn't, like, to me
I think Tito's probably a better athlete at this
point, and it might be a bit of a mismatch.
Although their history is Chuck won twice.
So Chuck is 2-0 against this guy,
but they're still kind of enemies, if
I recall. And, um,
uh, so that's a thing.
And oh, oh, a thing people might not know.
So Chuck Liddell was the star of the UFC at one point.
He was the top guy.
He was the top draw.
Everyone loved him.
And he was iconic, right?
Like Conor McGregor of his days,
back when things were smaller.
And an eight-year-old could draw a crayon drawing of Iceman
and you'd know that it was him
with the blue shorts and the mohawk and stuff like he just had a thing going on and then somehow
his chin stopped working you know punches that he used to walk through it used to be he'd take
one to give three now he couldn't make that deal anymore and uh he started losing and he started
getting beat badly and it was ugly to watch it.
And Dana White said, Chuck, you've got to retire.
He's like, one more fight.
This training camp is going so well.
Everything is great.
He lost that fight.
So he agreed to Dana's terms, which is basically, look, we'll give you a job here at the UFC.
You do nothing.
We pay you 300 grand a year to not do a gosh darn thing.
And you do nothing. We pay you 300 grand a year to not do a gosh darn thing. And you can retire.
So it was kind of like a pension plan to reward a guy in retirement. Well, once the UFC got sold,
which is like 18 months ago, the three or four people who had a gig like Chuck lost it,
including Chuck. So now at 48 years old, he's fighting for money and uh that's sad it's sad but i'm gonna watch it i'm gonna watch it because a he'll get some of my money uh i don't know where it'll be
or how it'll be broadcast and i'm assuming it'll be a pay-per-view thing and uh and b i'm curious
it's it's it's a spectacle i want him to win so bad i would confuse i would love him to knock tito out and like and
and like you know do that thing where like he like throws his fist back and runs around and
like does his little celebration i'd love to see that again let's one more time at a chuck
i'd like to see him win but at the same time it's like well one doesn't based on what your guy you
guys are saying doesn't seem like he's gonna win then also, is there no other option for him to make money?
He can't wear some Reeboks
or endorse a protein powder?
It's like, if you already have brain
problems, you're going to go let...
And a battery, too, right?
He had some sort of a drink. It looked like
one of those tall cans
of tea or something like that,
or an energy drink or something. I don't know. Who would buy it?
Who would buy the Chuck Liddell soda like when you start no you don't have to it doesn't
have to be you know i am chuck i am chuck and i've got six brain cells left yeah i love this soda
like you tried amnesia by chuck liddell you won't be able to remember where you left your keys
i don't know it's working when your hands start shaking like even if if lebron james advertises
this aspects of lejano i'd like to be that right there that's not the case with chuck anymore no
it would have to be a supplement kind of thing because in that way the age helps him a little
bit because it's like well this is a guy who existed in that arena for years and years and
years so he would know which kind of pre-workout of protein powder,
even if he's not in his prime.
That's what he should be doing.
Dick pills and fucking testosterone booster for men in their late 40s, early 50s.
Taylor has his marketing hat on, right?
He should be on full-on steroids with the body of a 19-year-old
pretending that whey protein let him do that.
Sure, do it man like
or kyle talking about ed if he was willing to do an ed commercial yes that would be uh
i bet he would since i started putting testosterone in my ass my balls shrunk up
try this you will never see viagra or cialis uh running with an actual celebrity. It's not like, you know, hi, I'm
Johnny Depp, and my dick doesn't work right.
It's like, it's always just
some anonymous, you know, pick-out-of-the-pile
actor. So any Cialis,
any of those pharma firms, if they get approached
by a guy like Chuck Liddell, where it's like, oh, a
masculine guy, you know, really, really
trying to tie how this
isn't an emasculating problem with someone who's
hyper-masculine, you know, they would fill his pockets with money. The only catch is you have to say, my dick doesn't work, trying to tie how this isn't an emasculating problem with someone who's hyper masculine. They'd fill
his pockets with money. The only catch is
you have to say my dick doesn't work tacitly
on television. I do know a celebrity that
did that. Bob Dole?
That's the one. Oh, he's not a...
Who cares? I mean, he was almost the president
of the United States. Yeah, but he was so old at the time.
I guess that makes him a good
guy for that. I can still see him walking on the
beach. I'm Bob Dolele and my dick doesn't work even as my campaign platform that's why i'm
talking to you about my dick not work yeah that guy's 94 years old so you know yeah in that way
he was pull that number he was in a wheelchair at the inauguration like shit yeah he's 94 but
that would make him still old enough for your dick not to work 18 years ago.
Yeah, totally.
You know who looks bad?
H.W. Bush.
Oh.
He's in his 90s, too.
Yeah, he's really old.
But for some reason...
He was skydiving like last year, you know.
I don't know if he did it last year, but I do know he did it old.
Suicide is not skydiving.
But he...
For whatever reason, usually I watch Celebrity he attempted suicide it's not skydiving but he uh i don't for
whatever reason i like usually i watch celebrities age and it's no big deal you know we all but
something about watching him age has been a tougher viewing for me yeah he did it on his 90th birthday
which was like four years ago okay he's like 95 or some shit now his wife just died so i if there
were like a celebrity death pool i would i would definitely want to
put money on him because you know how those old couples are like like like it seems like when the
wife goes the the husband isn't i hope i'm like that hypothetical single woody at 96 doesn't need
to live long right yeah like oh here's a time for me to put my money where my mouth was.
Give me that pussy.
Where's that produce, pussy?
96 years old.
I'm going to take my teeth out.
Eat that pussy.
Oh, I love that big labia.
You'd be lucky to fuck a watermelon, let alone the women. I want to feel one on each ear while I'm eating that pussy.
Let's end on that note.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He did reply to me, the gubernatorial candidate.
That useless trash.
Oh, I wrote, if I actually followed truth and reality,
I'd have listened to the future governor of Utah.
That useless trash talking didn't change the facts even in the slightest.
You can't promote real instruction, and you can't promote incompetent people
who trained with incompetent people at Blackhawk who pushed the same horrific
garbage gear that they broke their back on.
You can fly and promote the best and safest gear in the world,
or you can promote the worst death trap garbage gear on the market.
And so many injured and killed.
I'm not here to change frauds into good people as this is already obvious,
which spirit they have chosen to follow. I'm here to, for the decent honorable people that are really interested in facts of which gear
is really going to be the most likely to give them the best safety and performance for those that
care about the truth give me a call for those that hate the truth i really don't care you will get
what's coming to you it's only a matter of time oh you're gonna go to hell yeah it turns out for flying a uh an
ozone wig registering to vote in utah oh i think i'm gonna use that in my reply
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