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Kyle, you can sum it up.
I just pressed the button.
So I was just telling the guys that Ice Reply...
What the fuck?
Ice Poseidon hadn't replied to me because it didn't get to me.
Usually things like...
Usually, like, dude, if a guy in front of, like, 12 people says something,
one of those 12 gets back to you and, you know, he said, she said.
But somehow this didn't.
What did he say, Kyle?
He just kind of made fun of you for
changing the changing it to mixed martial arts i guess oh well i don't accept that you know he
wants more protective rules he's the pussy i will open it up to all the rules fucking we can we can
put eye gouging biting in there and groin strikes you know we both get them i was also challenged i
told the guy hey what a fight
no i'll be on a hilltop in a ghillie suit you come at me from 500 meters if you're a real man i'll
have my rifle who's challenging you to a fight yeah yeah no kyle is saying that i guess somehow
he's making a gunfight out of it but that's silliness no it the reason that he doesn't want
to do like a no holds bar type fight is that he would lose no it the reason that he doesn't want to do like a no holds
bar type fight is that he would lose and he's like oh i don't want you getting close to me i can
understand him not wanting to do it though because if he's like yeah i challenge you to a boxing match
and then you go no i challenge you to a different sporting match in which i've been i've been
practicing for about as long as you've been cogent. It was fight, right?
Oh, no, I think it was boxing because he was even shadow boxing,
showing his pretend training.
Yeah, because I literally saw two call-outs,
and neither of them had shadow boxing involved,
so I must have seen different things.
He was shadow boxing that this video Kyle's talking about,
where he was doing his little...
Oh, the newest one.
Yeah, where he was like,
yeah, I'm not going to fight Woody
in what he wants to fight in
because he's been training in that
for years and years and years.
And of course I'm going to get beat
because I can't catch up to him
even if I train 24-7 for six months.
He called me old and frail.
That's true.
And now he's punking out.
Yeah, no, I didn't...
He's only punking...
It's like...
He said fight.
Someone like Fury... I don't know. I'm trying to think of who would challenge me to a fight. No one because I didn't. All right. He's only punking. It's like someone like Fury.
I don't know.
I'm trying to think of who would challenge me to a fight.
No one, because I'm irrelevant.
But if they did, it'd be like, oh, no.
Yeah, I'll box you, all right.
We're doing it in full hockey regalia on the ice.
You know, no helmets.
And they're like, I don't know how to skate.
And I'm like, ha, socks to socks.
Pussy.
You don't know how to skate? Oh, is someone, ha, socks to socks. Pussy. You don't know how to skate?
Oh, is someone worried you're going to crack your skull on the ice?
You worried I'm going to pull you over because you don't know how to balance?
Then I'm going to go, whoop, now we're going back.
Now we're going forward.
What direction are we going?
That's what would happen on the ice, too.
But I don't accept that as a criticism.
Because what he did is he challenged me to a fight.
He didn't say boxing.
He didn't say anything.
He just said, I would fight Woody, but he's old and frail, and it would be unfair, and he might hurt me or something.
And I said, all right, let's do this.
If he were to fight me at, like, I don't know, a grass field, a sidewalk, wherever a fight happens, RV, then this is how it would go down.
I would try to get Mount or his back,
and I would choke him out.
That's what would happen.
And now he's like, no, no, no, no.
So I don't want to fight you so much.
Not at any kind of fighting that you're good at.
I want to strip away half of the rules,
or I want to double the amount of rules, I should say,
for my own protection,
and I will fight you under these restrictive rules.
Fuck it.
I think in his head, he was never thinking MMA. Box when he was saying years ago who gives a fuck about boxing well
but i think it's because it's kind of like tagging on to the end of this logan and
whatever the hell paul versus those two other guys where it's like fight now just kind of means
boxing in the youtube sphere like as far as like these non-fighters challenging one another like
they're not challenging
each other to MMA. So I think
in his head, even if he didn't say boxing,
which you're probably right, I don't recall him
specifically calling it out, but I think
it's fair to say he definitely meant boxing.
Yeah, that's what everybody's doing.
They're setting up these
boxing matches. And I think he's been
training, I guess
boxing for the last month or two or something like that. Yeah. I didn't know he's been i think he's been training i guess boxing for the last month or two
or something like that yeah i i didn't know he's been training boxing i don't think i can name
five active boxers and the ones i can it's because they've been in like the mma sphere you know
talking about like they trained with conor mcgregor or something like that in his run-up to mayweather
i could name the third best guy in some weight class pro boxing is getting less popular like on the
professional maybe not like less popular overall i don't know but maybe probably less popular in
comparison to mma every year boxing is probably still bigger worldwide just because there's a
like all those asian countries and shit love it but like do they i think the only appeal to boxing in this is just the amateurism of it
of like you don't know what's going to happen just people swinging haymakers at each other
instead of like the mayweather like hide behind your shoulder or whatever shit he does i don't
know i i if i were you i would i would if he can make it worthwhile for you monetarily you should
definitely drop in a few boxing courses see if he's still down to do
it when you've got like another you know four weeks five weeks of honing under your belt because
the way he's structured it now he couldn't back out if you decided to go forward with the boxing
because he's already structured oh i'd be more than happy to do it i absolutely would do it i
said before i would do it it's just i'm not playing by that rules and so if you go all right i'm pretty
confident i'm gonna win this thing either way.
Let's do boxing.
Then he has to accept.
Like he's set it up.
He's three quarters your size.
Same height, but you're much broader.
Because to be honest, when I accepted it, I thought he was a lot bigger than me.
I thought he was like 6'4"-ish.
And he looks fit to me.
I keep searching for pictures of him.
But when I see him like...
He's just a skinny guy.
He's...
I remember we had a conversation.
We talked together.
I was like, you know, just look Nick down with like a fresh face.
He's pretty athletic looking.
And everyone was like, you know, I do see it.
You know, he is skinny.
He's...
But he's like a fit skinny.
Anyway, I thought I was accepting a fight with a much bigger guy.
You know, if the money's there, I'll give it a go for sure.
Like, absolutely.
But I'm not sure it is.
I have a feeling this is just like everyday Ice Poseidon livestream content,
you know, where 1,500 rolls in if you're lucky.
And I'm not all about, like, training for weeks
and getting into a fight for 1500 i'm fine
well your cut would be 750 so you're right right assuming i have guaranteed accounting in this
thing um why would he get a cut of isis stream though he has to do his own stream yeah it's just
yeah i don't know how it works yeah yeah so and i think that is how it is that right kyle that's
how it normally works uh they do they do a lot of weird stuff with breaking up money and costs and stuff like that.
I mean, if this was somehow like the prelim event to the KSI card where there was real money to be made, it'd be pretty exciting.
But I don't think we're talking about that.
Maybe.
I mean, I would watch either one of your streams if you guys did that i'm biased of course because i know both of the participants personally but i totally would just like i'd watch
kyle uh even in an unfair fight you know i would prefer to watch kyle's fight where he's in a ghillie
suit 500 yards away with a rifle up his choosing and the field is is very very very open
it's a very open field there's a handful of tires scattered around
and that's it ah okay and so then i will come by with my precision guided missile
taken out from beyond visible visible range and there's our fight going to silly rules exactly
yeah i like this trend of youtubers fighting each other i hope that it that one stream i'm not i
guarantee i won't end up watching the stream itself especially if i have to pay for it for
those the paul brothers and uh what other whatever rappers they're fighting but i'll watch those youtube clips
afterward someone said for those free two days later uh i'm not sure that's that's everything
on the internet's free two days later even two hours later all right i don't know if they're uh
if they're guessing that it'll be free two days yet later if they've announced it'll be
sure i seriously doubt they've announced it'll be free two days later we'll see of course the first um uh ksi fight is on youtube in its entirety so that's probably a good guess
did you did you hear that the same time i did do you know what my i forgot who said that was it
our guest i just think it came out in just general discussion on the show i think one of us just said
it because it's likely oh oh i remember it the. The way I remember it, I thought someone
said it as if they knew.
Are you following Ice
at all anymore, Kyle, or not really?
No, not really.
If he does something interesting, it'll get linked to me.
But I haven't seen him
really do anything too crazy lately.
Is he still in the shithouse
with all his fans?
Or that oscillates back and forth?
That oscillates all the time. I'll watch whenever they do
the fights, though. I watched
the first boxing
matches that they had, and those were fun.
It's fun to see those guys just get in the backyard
and just fight.
I liked it a lot the first time.
Ice fought the first time against
I don't remember who he was boxing with.
I can't recall.
But they were entertaining.
They were nut shots and people crawling on the ground
and timeouts to catch a breather and stuff like that.
It was fun.
Who was Ice?
Why is there a porn star in Ice's world?
I'm going to his site to see if the fans are angry or happy with him.
And it's all about this one porn star.
I think the tracksuit Andy is interested in a porn star in some way or another.
And that's become something for them to mock.
Aha.
I mean, it is pretty lame when you you see someone tell me if i'm wrong when you guys
see someone dating a porn star who is not themselves a porn star it's kind of pathetic right
uh kind of kind of really pathetic i don't it depends on the level of porn star honestly
because when tortito ortiz was with with uh jenna jameson i was like oh good for tito that's a nice move he's good for tito is what you're thinking
like like not wow you're not even getting you know sloppy seconds from someone you're getting
sloppy ten thousandths like i'm sure she's washing up does she have any capacity to even associate
true affection with the act of sex anymore after having to like change your brain
to see it as like a transactional business thing like it it just seems like it's it would be very
difficult to to want that like why would you want that in a partner like someone who sells their
body for a living that it just comes it comes up to me it's kind of pathetic where it's like what
kind of insecurities are you do you have that you feel like this person who's like,
all right, I'm going to go to work, hon.
Maybe if I'm not too tired from work, we can fuck later.
But Taylor, it doesn't sound like it's the porn star part you object to.
It's the fact that she's had so many lovers
and it's not a special occasion for her anymore.
Maybe, well, that and the porn thing.
It's just the porn thing is kind of dirty.
You know, it's like not.
Would you be okay if it was lesbian porn?
That's not even real sex, so sure.
We discovered it was sex.
We talked about Clinton, but okay.
No, I don't know.
Obviously, I haven't thought this through that much.
Just making off-the-cuff comments.
But every time I've seen that with like you need you need well thought out answers
there's something visceral like ever since i was like ever since i can remember anytime
like even in my teens and shit like seeing some celebrity going out with a porn star i'm like
really like really you had to settle for someone who has sex on camera for money and then walk around and pretend like you're the really special guy in her life.
Oh, yeah, I'm the one who sticks around and makes them watch dumb shows with me
after they come inside.
Taylor, is it the fact that she does it for money,
the fact that it's been on camera,
or the fact that she's had so many partners?
The fact that, well, I think all three of those okay because the camera
part bothers me a little bit uh it it's just like oh this is like a a special thing that i'm supposed
to have with her that becomes less special because it's out there on the internet i couldn't agree
more like that that act of what's supposed to be like intimacy within your relationship is now kind of oh so millions of
people on earth have seen her fuck you know a thousand different guys like it's just gross
you know like let them do that if they like and if guys are okay with it more power to you it's
just to me it seems kind of lame gross isn't the word i'd pick it it's lost its ability to be special yeah it it's supposed to be kind of like a secret you
guys have you know and and even if she's told the secret to 10 other guys then it's still something
of a secret but when it's a hundred guys and it's on video it's not a secret yeah and i think to get into that industry in the first place there's got to
be something a little off like like it's definitely different seeing like professional porn shit where
they're doing every day someone different and some like rented airbnb versus these uh you porn
girls like the that girl who watches us who just fucks her same boyfriend
in different positions or whatever i don't really have a problem with that that's just them making
money i still would not like that because it's like oh her face is all over the internet you
know sucking dick like but hey if that doesn't bother you it's definitely easier to get over
than like the pro porn thing do you are you empathizing with any of this at all kyle like
are you understanding like you you would not want your
girlfriend to and they've done like many studies like finding that the more sexual partners you
have the harder it is for you to stay in a monogamous relationship long term and so the
chances of someone who has sex for money as a job as an occupation for a few for you know a handful
of years and then get spit out the other end of that industry you know most of the time like that person that's a lot of subtle and not so subtle emotional trauma
i think that would make a relationship difficult yeah i was just gonna make the point that there
are like when i saw tito ortiz with jenna jameson i was like oh well good for him there's a
incredibly wealthy and successful lady who's super sexy and yeah she fucked a lot of dudes
on camera but that you know everybody's got flaws but then there's then there's this chick
that we're talking about on the on the poseidon subreddit who's just like uh especially in the
porn she's like a four for as far as porn stars go and she's like a five as far as like normal
people go um yeah and it's just like nah you wouldn't want to get involved
with that in any capacity whatsoever uh especially if you're in that little world that he's in where
like you know they mock you endlessly on the internet and you know linking the videos and
then of course like they do the whole ice poseidon thing where they morph him into like a troll they
do that to her as well of course i i haven't seen me i'm brand
new to this scene she looks good in that picture i linked the really fuzzy one where you can see
half her face from the side with a dick in her mouth like that's the one yes yeah she looks
fantastic in that one i you know what i would argue that a lot of girls look good with the
dick in their mouth it's a good look yeah she's not so great looking when you're actually looking at her like face um but but
you know when you've got like a a side view and look how fuzzy that is look at it's like they put
vaseline on the lens right she's she's she's like a porn star four and like a real world five um
but and uh but but yeah that would be the real concern, right? And then the other thing is,
are you going to have some sort of public relationship
with this porn star,
or are you going to have a private relationship?
Because a private relationship, who really gives a fuck?
I don't care.
I would be fine dating a porn star
as long as we kept that between us
and we're not tweeting it at each other,
like, hey, honey, you gets a good dick today?
That's ridiculous.
I found another picture of her.
She's a reverse cowgirl kind of in it and uh she looks okay there better than a five to me
yeah i don't think i think she's pretty cute
but she's not like professional porn star looking you know which can be better sometimes yeah so when i saw
tito ortiz date jenna jameson i had a different outlook on it like even at the beginning of the
relationship it was like ah i didn't feel like he got prime jenna jameson right well didn't she
peak in like the in 90s he got he got prime jenna jameson he got jenna jameson right well didn't she peak in like the in 90s he got he got
prime jenna jameson he got jenna jameson okay after she stopped fucking dudes and she started
being a multi-millionaire running her own uh porn studio that's prime jenna jameson but she was a
drug addict too right or that could be wrong what kind of drugs right yeah i'm not sure but if you're
addicted they're all kind of bad yeah yeah
i know some people are addicted to ice cream nobody shames them on a daily basis
do i need to mention my friend wings of redemption every day if anything the lesson there is not
therefore reduce shaming in other aspects of life it's amped up in the ice cream addiction sphere right
like there should be shame in all aspects shame is sometimes a useful thing it tells you hey
you're really violating social norms and it makes people uncomfortable and over time it's going to
alienate you and make you wish you hadn't it shouldn't be like ha a little bit of the back
of my head tells me this is inappropriate which is why i need validation from everyone around me
they can't tell me this is a bad thing it's like yeah you keep walking
around in parades dressed as a fucking poo bear with your dick out don't feel shame for that
like or whatever fucking furry thing we were talking about yeah she just i would give her
a number i was her thing oh was it so i don't. What's Xanax addiction like? You just get really sleepy?
She's just real chill.
You're really mellow, and then you go into being really depressed,
and then you need more Xanax,
and then it's one of the most popular pills for people to get addicted to.
Well, she was snorting them, so she probably wasn't taking as many, right?
Oh, that's true, because snorting it lasts much shorter,
which means she gets all of her fun out of the way
and then goes back to being a responsible adult.
Yeah.
I'm sure she just gets her job tasks done.
No, I don't know.
Something like, I felt like when he got Jenna Jameson at what?
45?
No.
I got to check. I gotta check.
I'm gonna guess 35.
She was 35 or he was 35?
She.
And that relationship ends up.
She's currently 44.
So maybe 35 is a good guess, you think?
Kyle, was that like maybe 10 years ago they started?
I'm
nailing that down.
Doing a little sleuthing.
I'm going to her Wikipedia, see if it mentions...
I'm going to go to a different site and look her up just to see.
What site could that be?
So in 2006, she started dating Tito.
So that was 12 years ago, which would have made her 32.
So a little closer to prime than I had in my head.
Although I would argue a 32 with a lot of miles and addicted to Xanax.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like her at 32 is like,
it's like a four-year-old car that's used for Uber 24-7.
Like, it may only be four years old, but it's got 130,000 miles on it.
And you're going to have to replace the engine.
Or just move on and make a smarter purchase.
But I'm sure this relationship lasted years and was, like, probably pretty healthy.
Ended amicably, right?
I know nothing about this relationship whatsoever.
Oh, no.
You're pretty far off target so far.
I don't think your sarcasm means you're actually on target because you knew that.
No, I didn't know how it ended, but I was so confident.
Tito Ortiz, he hasn't played baseball for a long time, has he?
He never did
What did he do?
Oh I was thinking of someone totally different
Well to your credit though I don't think he has played baseball in a long time
No he hasn't played baseball in a very long time
This guy's got a head like an eggplant
Not since high school
When they had it in gym class
Look at this guy's head.
Like it tapers in somehow in the middle.
Who are we talking about? Tito Ortiz?
Tito Ortiz got like a bulb and then a lower bulb and then like a...
He has a gigantic head.
It's known that you can't buy hats for him and things like that.
His head is huge.
But I think a big head and also a really strong neck, which he has too,
makes you hard to knock out and it's been to his advantage.
Hasn't he had, like, vertebrae issues?
Yeah.
He has had neck surgery a bunch of times, like upper spine, neck area stuff.
He's got a couple fused.
I don't know.
I don't even know what that does to a guy.
What happens when people get their spine fused together
and they're like, man, it's so much better now.
And I'm like, really?
I feel like I use my spine doing flexy things constantly.
How can you just fuse it and be happier?
We've never checked, though.
We don't know which segments are kind of bullshit.
You know, maybe we really don't need to be bending that much.
Right?
Good point. I'd rather be
as bendy as possible.
I mean, ideally. But if you're
a professional fighter and you can just fuse them
together, you know, done with that.
Seems like a pretty good move.
What if you could make yourself more knockout proof
by just like solidifying a whole bunch of
like your head through your ribcage are all one solid unit that can't be moved independently.
You'd be like a rock-em-sock-em robot.
Just pop off and things go poorly.
I'd end the same way too.
I'm looking forward to watching him fight Tito.
Chuck Liddell.
I want to see that fight.
It's a real freak show, but I'm definitely going to tune in.
I'm not. It's because
I've seen a couple of these older guys
fight again, and it's always
really disappointing.
They don't
move the same. They don't look the same.
It's
sad. And I'm not a guy...
I've always liked it when old athletes
played the sport as long as they could play.
I don't need them to retire on top.
Retire when you're no longer competing at that level.
You don't have to be the best running back in the NFL.
You just have to not be the worst.
If you're not the worst running back in the NFL,
it seems to me like you're still an NFL quality player.
That's been my thought process.
But when I see these really old fighters
get fights,
I'm positive they're not
UFC level fighters. I know they're not in the UFC,
but they're not professional
levels fighters anymore. Maybe Tito.
My expectations are low.
I will not be disappointed, no matter
what. I feel like, I don't
think it'll go the distance. Somebody's going to get fucked up
and that's what I'm there for. Ade down is 48 years old oh yeah still young uh and that is a 48
with a lot of miles right more miles than jenna jameson could ever hope to accrue you they were
fucking her pussy they weren't slapping her in the head with lead pipes okay like she's in much better shape uh as far as
as far as concussions yeah her head her pussy is the chuck liddell's head of pussies it's taken a
hammering if you if if pussies could talk it would slur its words chuck liddell started fighting in
1998 so that's 20 years ago.
Yeah, but he hadn't fought in like 10, though, right?
Eight, but yeah.
Yeah.
He's good.
He's been saving it up.
Yeah.
Is he out of money?
Is that what this is?
Yes. Probably.
Yeah.
So he lost five of his last six.
It's not like...
He's not that guy who's like, not the worst.
No, they like... He just lost fight to fight.
Although I am looking at you lost to a murderer's row there.
They were all good fighters.
So Chuck Liddell, we've laid it out before.
The UFC wanted him to retire.
Dana White was like, look, man, you've lost five of your last six.
This is not OK.
You get knocked out every time.
This is brutal.
You need to retire.
We will pay you $300,000 a year to do nothing.
And he said, all right, I accept your terms.
I'll be a retired fighter for $300,000 a year.
UFC got bought and sold, and he lost that do-nothing job,
and now he needs to fight again.
Oh, okay.
I think that sounds familiar.
I think you've told me that before.
That's got to suck. oh okay i think that sounds familiar i think you've told me that before that that's gotta suck like even being ah it's gotta be so shitty to be so rich for so long and then like think that
you're set for life with a nice legacy and then be like oh fuck i'm almost i'm almost half a century
old and i'm gonna have to jump back in this ring.
I know I'm going to get shithoused in there,
and then if I'm pretty frugal with the rest of my life,
then I'll remain very comfortable.
There's no way he was ever rich,
and there's no way that this fight is going to make him comfortable
for any long period of time.
How? He was like one of the big fighters.
He was in that movie.
He's too early.
He's like one of the best baseball players of the 1960s.
Yeah, they're making money now, and that's a relatively new thing.
Habib right now is saying that he wants at least what Nate Diaz got for his fight to fight McGregor,
which is like $2 million guaranteed plus pay-per-view numbers
or something like that.
And I feel like they're going to be pretty tough on that number.
They're not going to want to give him that.
But I guess they will.
We'll see.
They're sort of using Poirier as a way to negotiate their way around that,
I suppose, with Dana White and the UFC.
But the fight to see is definitely Habib versus Conor.
I mean, I get the poor
years right there. They're both not almost 50.
Dana White said they're going to try and put
Ferguson on that card. Apparently
he's training at full speed now, which is
ridiculous, but
it's on the internet. Yeah, he's running.
That's
like the last thing you do.
Yeah, but he's crazy
at training.
He trains, this is Tony Ferguson, with like an enthusiasm and level that is outrageous.
You know, when he stops training, he just starts like squeezing, squeeze balls and shit like that.
Like he's just nonstop always going.
You see Connor's dick on Instagram?
Maybe.
Connor posted his dick on instagram
he posted like this selfie he's like i just got out of like the irish sea or something like that
and he's got like a full hard-on like in his underwear for some reason and uh he just loves
ireland i am very out of touch on the hard-on picture uh in way back in the day you know when
the world was black and white and i was young having a hard-on picture. Way back in the day, you know, when the world was black and white and I was young,
having a hard-on was an embarrassing
situation, right?
Connor comes in with a semi
at least every weigh-in.
Every weigh-in. And at first
I was like, he's got a pretty big cock. But I am
no longer fooled by the hard-on
at the weigh-in thing.
He's got to be...
With an erection?
Yeah.
What? He's got to beins with an erection? Yeah. What's that?
What?
He's got to be back there fluffing it or something because he's got a heart on every weigh-in.
So if you don't know,
Connor wears very tight underwear,
and it's just like he's got to lever the thing down,
get that tight underwear over it,
and then there it is,
just like fighting to get out during the weigh-in.
And the Instagram picture is just more of the same.
Yeah.
Let me see.
He might just be like really excited to be a part of the UFC.
This is very close to what he looks like in weigh-ins.
By the way, if you can look past the cup.
This motherfucker has an erection.
Dude, and why would you?
That's really not an impressive erection.
That's pretty small.
Like, why would he post this?
It's a little thin, but he's got some length.
Where are you seeing length here?
It's all the way to the side.
But look at where his torso is. I'm guessing he's not at full mast here as well.
Huh.
I mean, it's a fine cock i think
but it's weird that he's taking this picture for sure that i have to put this on instagram
it's just odd to me and and but like this is what he looks like at weigh-ins which cracks me up even
more because he's gonna go like nose to nose with some dude he goes cock to cock with that'd be
intimidating that'd be intimidating. That'd be intimidating.
If he showed up with a full erection and he's like getting in your face,
you'd be like, whoa, wait.
Can we give him a minute?
I like to speak to UFC HR, my opponent erection.
Sexually.
TMZ caught him.
Hashtag me too.
TMZ caught him coming out of his hotel
either yesterday or the day before
going for a run
and one of the female reporter was like
is it true your pee is as big as a banana
when are we going to see some dick pics
who said that
the reporter
the journalism at it's finest over there
they followed him while he was running around New York City
I saw that that was a Wall Street Journal story.
Yeah.
So, um...
Who in the world...
Surfing the web. Oh my god, my Google
history is fantastic. It now includes
Did Conor McGregor
have an erection at weigh-in?
And, uh, sure enough,
scroll down to the second picture.
Dude, right?
Yeah, he's happy to be there.
And here's a video
of him weighing in.
It looks like maybe before he made the UFC.
He's got a hard-on in this.
Are you watching the YouTube video?
I'm looking at some of these
pictures.
It's above the picture with the green shorts
I'm watching.
Yeah, this guy just shows up
with hard-ons at the
weigh-ins and stuff.
I think that takes some concentration to maintain
because i would feel like in a stressful like situation like that the you would have the
opposite effect i could see where you're coming from for sure yeah i i'd feel like getting in
the ring and fighting another man is not the kind of situation we're like oh yeah oh no i'm getting
hard like you you'd be going in there like,
I'm going to fucking brutalize this guy.
And if you see the other guy with an erection,
maybe it's like a psyop where they're like,
whoa, is this guy going to be hard when we're fighting?
That's uncomfortable.
Like, all right, there's another, you know, jab to avoid.
Shake your oil.
How are you doing that?
Both your hands are up here.
Yeah.
He doesn't seem to have the, well, I mean, you're wearing a cup in the fight and everything,
but it's the media stuff, you know, when the weigh-ins specifically, because that's when
you're in your underwear, right?
You know, we don't know if he's got a hard on when he's got his slacks on, but, you know,
he's there in his underwear and he always seems to be more than.
More than flaccid.
Am I the crazy one here, right?
I'm the idiot who thought you sent dick pics
at half-mast, right?
So you could, like, plausibly pretend
it wasn't a hard-on,
but it was a little bigger than its, you know,
swimming pool state, right?
I was wrong.
Turns out you send, you know...
You give good-to-go picks.
Exactly.
Like, here's what you're going to be working with, ma'am.
Right.
So maybe at weigh-ins, we're the crazy people.
We're like, you're showing up soft at a weigh-in?
The fuck?
But nobody else is doing that.
No other guy.
Like, there was Mayweather standing there looking.
Like, for a boxer who has that much experience much experience, his response to it was clearly like,
oh, yeah, another weigh-in, another weigh-in boner, another day, another dollar.
It was like, what the fuck?
This guy's walking around with a boner up here.
Connor, man, he makes his own rules.
That's not a rule you should make.
You should obey that rule
I feel like aside from this podcast
Not enough of the world is talking about
Conor McGregor and the weigh-in hard-ons
It should be a Vegas betting line
That's a pretty big story right now
This Instagram picture
Like I said
They asked him like four questions
While he was on his jog
And two of them were about his dick
Well I have been following
the mcgregor hard-on story for four or five years now so i really feel ahead of the game on this
yeah he came off really well uh when he was talking to the cameras he said he was happy for
aldo i saw aldo win and everything and uh i think they asked him where he was going to fight habib
and he said uh they asked me if it was going to be in New York. And he said, most likely Vegas.
It always seems to be Vegas.
Well, no, you know, he's fought a couple of big ones in New York.
But it'll be Vegas because he's almost certainly banned from Madison Square Garden.
How did I forget that?
But yeah, that makes sense.
But has McGregor fought in york outside of the mayweather
fight yes um i i know he has
or i think he has that was boston when we watched him i'm not sure i think he has but i'm not sure
i couldn't name the the the fought Eddie Alvarez in New York
okay
and then his previous four were in
Vegas and then Boston
that's enough of that topic
yeah Boston would
seem like a great place for him
to go with all the Irish there
New York's got a big Irish population
as well and of course Ireland he likes it because it's an easier travel for the people from ireland
did you say of course oh yeah oh yeah i didn't say it but it's absolutely true yeah for sure
yeah uh yeah i'll be on the lookout for the next way in erection picks that now that i know this is
a trend ufc fighters have been getting
paid more but they've been selling less right so like dc versus steepay that card was a big card
and it didn't do well did it get 300 000 buys i don't know it's something like i think it was in
the 300s and that's not good by ufc standards and it might be the best one this year i mean
mcgregor will break a million or traditionally he has I don't know like McGregor might come back and sell 500,000 because that's
just the climate it's been lately I I think McGregor will be uh real big I think I said that
McGregor was the biggest sports star in the world but I was definitely wrong about that I did some
research and he's like the 18th or something like that when you factor in social media um endorsements and um like search
search algorithm stuff and something like that he's like the 18th biggest athlete in the world
behind i don't know people like phil mickelson and tiger woods are bigger um some chinese swimmer
was bigger i guess and of course like the big two or three uh soccer players like messi and ronaldo
and uh some other guy were all bigger I think um
I want to say Ronaldo or Messi were one of the other was number one and the other was like number
three or something like that LeBron was really high up there I wonder Serino Williams if McGregor
was higher like a year or two ago during like the Alvarez Mayweather period uh I mean probably
there's no way he could I doubt it since then right i i feel
like this is a is this like an aggregate of like several years because mickelson's on there and
like how often is mickelson like in the news blowing up right right you know oh mickelson
threw a threw a caddy through a window this week charges coming up against him lately i feel like
he's only grown as far as like um um sponsor deals
and stuff like that i i love watching his commercials because they're just silly he's
got this potato chip commercial that's just that's dumb and you know i but i think 18th in the world
was uh from maybe it was business insider that i was looking at something like that some see the
actual ranking source doesn't matter at all because what i enjoy about
it is that you guys have at least three times now said that conor mcgregor is the biggest athlete
on earth and every time that is the comment responded to most by commenters where it's like
you stupid americans don't even know about ronaldo or messi and you're so you know up your own ass
with your sports and it's i don't know what it is about people from across the pond in any
direction. It's like he would have their religion.
He's not even American.
Yeah, he's not even American.
We are, which is why they
blame us for assuming our sports
are the biggest.
If we want to do a per capita thing, folks,
they are. That's why the Chinese
swimmer is so big.
Yeah.
Z, you know,
Z, whatever the
fuck. He is, like,
there's a ping pong player
in China that is more
known by number of people
than LeBron James.
Just by the numbers.
Like, there's got, or no, that's a bad example
because China likes basketball. So, shit. Who's the Borat Like, there's got, or no, that's a bad example because China likes basketball.
So, shit.
Who's the Borat guy, Sasha Cohen?
Sasha Baron Cohen.
Sasha Baron Cohen.
Did you see him talk to Roy Moore?
I did.
Bit of a lay down.
Right?
That was hilarious.
Really?
That was amazing.
Was it, well, compare it to the guy who was uh bum rushing people with his ass you're never
gonna get that again don't let that be your high point that's not he should not have released it
that early this should have been the season finale no that is an aberration you put an asterisk next
to you'll never see that again that that is a perfect storm of insanity no because getting the
nra guy to support kindergartens
with the stuffed animals
on the rifles and pistols
I thought was about equal
to getting that idiot to bun brush people.
Oh no. When you get a politician
to start screaming,
and then he pulls his
ass out, like no,
nothing will ever top that. Like he did
everything except for like use a
a black man as as like a a bayonet target or something like that like like like i don't know
how you could top i agree that is the high watermark so far i think but i would argue that
the nra guy isn't too far behind and rory moore saying i'm not a pedophile. For people who don't know, he dressed up as the same Israeli security agent type dude.
And he said, yeah, in Israel, we have a lot of really high tech technology.
One of them is we are able to use seismic waves and shake the ground and find tunnels that go underneath our wall.
And Rory Moore was like, yeah, that sounds great.
We should have that too. We can find terrorists and drug smugg go underneath our wall. And Roy Moore was like, yeah, that sounds great. We should have that too.
We can find terrorists and drug smugglers and et cetera.
Here's another thing, and he breaks out this,
looks like a metal detector, the hand-waving ones.
Yeah.
And he's like, you know,
pedophiles actually give out a different scent.
And he waves it over himself, and it doesn't buzz.
And he waves it over Roy Moore, and it starts buzzing.
And he's like, this thing clearly is defective. Don't worry about it. And he waves it over roy moore and it starts buzzing and uh he's like what this thing clearly
is defective don't worry about it and he weighs it over like the sound guy like he brings him into
the frame it doesn't buzz and then he puts it over roy moore again and it starts buzzing and but roy
moore kind of kept his cool and said like you know if you're trying to say that that thing picks up
pedophiles and it's defective and and sasha cohen is like yeah it must not be working yeah it's definitely a fact defective because you've
never been accused of anything like that no no i've been married 30 years never been accused of
anything like that and then like you could just i i don't remember if they did it or not but in my
mind i'm picturing them overlaying all of the accusations against him they did like the dozens
of accusations that have been against him.
The like dozen women
who have come forward.
The reports of him
getting banned from malls
for like going after teenagers.
That he was 32
going after like a 14 year old
I think or something like that.
Like he's had his share
of accusations.
But to me the magic
is when you get someone
who is respected
to do something
that you can't respect.
It's not just to be
disrespectful to someone and that's all he was able to pull off all you see it's not as good
because like these shows are funny but like any kind of like verbal faux pas and shit for the
most part like it's kind of like like the way colbert or stewart used to do interviews like
they're all they're very selectively tricky edited to be as funny as possible and like misread it there is no kind of selective editing they did not have some guy put
on an andy circus costume and then pretend to back his ass up into someone else no amount of tricky
like selective editing is going to get that that guy genuinely took his pants off and backed up to
try america yeah for america and i was like homosexual that's
why like that that that cannot be topped that's the most ridiculous thing on any one of those
kind of shows i've ever seen so he's got multiple characters that he's that he's doing now to like
fool people uh one of them is this bald guy with kind of a ponytail in the back and he's got a pot
belly and uh he goes to this small town in arizona and
starts selling that he's like how would you like an investment of 387 million dollars right here in
whatever no name arizona and they're like yeah yeah do you want jobs do you want prosperity yeah
do you want the largest mosque outside of the Middle East right here?
And they're like, what mosque?
Wait, what?
He's like, we have two possible mosques that we're going to build.
Let me show you exhibit one.
And it's literally the biggest gigantic.
Is it like comically large?
Comically large.
And it's like overshadowing the entire city.
Taj Mahal times 100 behind their city. He's like overshadowing the entire city osmahal times a hundred behind their city he's like this is figure a this is figure a this is this is one concept and here's figure two and
it's even bigger and they're like no no we hate this okay so figure two then figure two then
he's like don't worry it's gonna have it it's gonna have like um high walls around it
to keep anyone from getting in doing any hate against them or anything keep them safe in there
and uh and also and let me show you where the funding is coming from and like oh i can't remember
where the where the like the first part of the funding was coming from oh saudi arabia saudi
arabia is funding 28 the clinton foundation is funding nothing. And they're like, I near it!
I near it!
One guy's like,
we have blacks here. We
tolerate them. We're not going to
tolerate this. Let me show you your town now
and your town after the mosque. And when
he clicks the next button, there's
Arabs all over the town and there's a
camel in the street.
That's hilarious.
I want to see the pictures of just a huge, tacky, garish mosque ruining the horizon.
I look forward to it.
Yeah, I want to see what he does.
But I didn't think that the one with Roy Moore was very good.
Because he didn't get Roy Moore.
He insulted him. think that the one with Roy Moore was very good because he didn't get Roy Moore right he's he was
being insulted he insulted him yeah but I like it when they like the thing is like who is America
is that what it's called something close to that what is America who is America one of those uh
who is America I'm sorry yeah I keep getting it. So, and I like it when they expose these people
to be not as good as you thought they were.
Let's watch.
I time stamped it.
Okay.
I am ready.
Ready.
Set everything up.
Ready, set, play.
And this is design two.
So who here supports design one?
Nobody.
Okay, so you're all for design two.
Neither.
We don't want either one.
Okay, so let me ask you, sir.
You don't like this construction.
Tell me about your dream mosque.
There is no dream mosque.
We don't want a mosque.
Mosque.
As soon as you said mosque, you ruined it.
Where is the money coming from?
Look at his rat tail.
It's primarily going to be paid for by the Saudi government.
Of course.
The Clinton Foundation.
That's a big fucking mistake right there.
You should have never brought that up.
A lot of jorts in that room.
Can everybody be calm?
This is not a big deal.
This is just a building.
It's a huge deal.
It's a building.
It's not a building.
It's a fucking terrorist mosque.
Okay, let me address terrorists.
Rest assured, I share your concerns,
and we will do everything we can to protect these Muslims from it.
The mosque will have fortified walls.
Everyone is just befuddled.
Keep the Muslims safe inside.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Why would we want them safe inside when we don't even
want them in our town? Well, it would be to
protect the worshippers from any
violent
racist. It's not us that's causing the violence.
It's them.
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't imply anybody here is racist.
Of course not. I am.
I am.
Let me continue.
That would probably look good in a fire.
It's made out of stone, so it won't be able to burn.
So that's one of the anti-terrorist measures.
I really believe by the end of this
presentation, you guys
are going to be completely convinced.
You're wrong. I doubt it.
Let me show you how your town will change.
He's a camel.
That's my favorite part, though.
He's like, tell me about your dream
mosque.
Your dream mosque.
It's on fire.
Yeah, I'm just so happy that was Arizona and not Georgia or South Carolina or anywhere near us, right?
I said that to Chiz and he's like, oh, he already took you down.
He already took you down he already took
you down you were the first guy's like yeah that's right fuck fuck you were the first guy
georgia was the the guy oh that's right yeah but the first guy was actually the you guys didn't
see the nra one i think if you saw it you'd say that it was almost as good as the georgia one
i'll have to watch that one then yeah he just, they're giving guns to children with stuffed animals on them.
And, you know, point the bunny's nose at the bad guy.
The bunny.
Well, the Kindergarten is a hilarious play on words.
I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They did great.
Kindergarten.
I guess I saw Schwarzenegger working out.
He sent likes.
I guess he got a lot of birthday wishes,
and then he sent a little video thanking the Redditors who sent him the birthday wishes,
and he was pulling the pull-down machine.
He looks good.
Does he?
Yeah, he looks great.
He's like 74.
No, he's like Trump's age, isn't he?
No, he's 72, 77, somewhere in there.
He's definitely
old. He's 71.
Okay.
So he's in the same
ballpark of age as
that entire last round of candidates
like Bernie and Hillary
and Trump.
Biden?
Look at the way he, Biden,
look at how, I guess he's like six years younger than
Biden or not Biden yeah Biden and uh and Sanders still it's close enough like yeah six years this
is like a testament to how much fitness is gonna pay off later in life if you play for keeps like
he's still lifting hard he's got muscle definition if you put that entire rnc and dnc stage of over 60s
versus arnold in a you know youtube boxing match he's gonna win like he still looks great
i love his twitter account arnold schwarzenegger for the most part like he he mostly posts just
like motivational little things of him and he is very very good at that he's just he's just a
motivational kind of guy yeah it seems like a really nice is very very good at that he's just he's just a motivational
kind of guy yeah it seems like a really nice easy to admire all the things he's accomplished
that's that's the video we're referencing he's uh they're making a new terminator uh from what i
understand um james cameron the original uh uh director has the rights back and he's gotten
linda hamilton to come back and uh schwarzeneg to come back. So I've got high hopes for this one.
The last couple were just absolute dog shit.
But I know that you've never
seen any of them, Taylor, but I highly
recommend Terminator 1,
Terminator 2.
They really are just must-watch
amazing movies. If you've got to pick
one, it's Terminator 2.
Well, I won't understand it unless I see the first one.
You'll understand. I'll pick it up.'s it's quickly you'll follow all the complexities
of terminator yeah i mean there's is there a lot of nuance there is there's a little nuance
because there's some time travel and uh going on right you know so the the arnold's been he's been
sent back to be the guardian of the of a child who will one day be the savior of mankind,
sort of lead the resistance against the army of machines that is to come.
And so there's a little bit of nuance to it.
It's not just like, it's not the running man.
In the first one, you've got Connor, and he is going to lead the resistance against the machines.
So Arnold Schwarzenegger comes back, a machine,
to nip him in the bud while he's still a child.
Well, not to kill his mother before he's born.
Okay.
So in the second one, I guess Arnold is now an older model,
not the good stuff anymore,
and the resistance has managed to take older models like that
and use them to help keep Connor alive.
Is this on target, Kyle?
Pretty much, yeah.
Yeah.
And the second one is, it's better.
It's better, but they're both good.
Yeah, and the first one, he has a human protector
who's sent back to protect him.
His name is Kyle Reese.
And so he's sent back, and he grabs Linda Hamilton,
and he protects her from Schwarzenegger, who's the bad guy in the first one.
And although it was given away by the previews way back in 92 when they made the the second movie it really should have been a surprise to audiences that oh shit schwarzenegger's the good
guy now because now he's the protector and and what um i can't think of the the guys uh robert
picardo and now that's not his name. Anyway, there's another Terminator
who's like the evil Terminator
who's like liquid metal
so he can make any part of his body
into knives and stabbing weapons
or he can just be a pool of liquid or something.
He can pass through jail cell bars
and things like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's very difficult to kill, of course,
because you shoot him full of holes
and he just bloop,
like blobs back together.
Yeah. They literally take a shotgun right up to his face and they destroy it so it looks like i don't know like ballistics gel or something and uh and then
it just morphs back into his face and some pretty it was cutting edge tech oh cgi at the time yeah
if you want even you watch it today and it's not off-putting.
It's not like, whoa, what is this?
It's like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
That's a liquid metal person.
I gotcha.
Yeah.
Still looks good, and that was 92.
The second one is very, very good.
The first one, it's a bit like Alien and Aliens in that the first one is almost scary and
almost a horror movie, and that've got this like unstoppable machine who
keeps coming after this just a man and the man doesn't have his futuristic weapons he's like got
a shotgun and stuff he's trying to make pipe bombs in his motel room to like kill arnold
schwarzenegger whereas in the second one like the good guy is fucking schwarzenegger so like he gets
shot all up and he's just like yeah pull the bullets out. They'll heal.
And it's one of the few movies where the child actor is not annoying.
I can't think of the child actor's name, but he's excellent.
He's excellent.
Nothing ruins a movie.
Ever hear people say, I like all kinds of music, right?
I like all kinds of music except two kinds. One, I don't think there's a jazz song in the world that i enjoy
and two children's choirs like i if i hear that shit i instantly want to stop listening to
children's choir really yeah i don't like children's choirs either uh not it's just annoying
it's just obnoxious i don't like children laura ingalls while their rules should
still be applied children should be seen not heard you know and giving them their own choir
making them think they're like people already nah that's that's too too much leniency you started
losing me when you said they're people because they're kind of people but uh all right they're kind of people but all right they're like little shitty people they're still growing
but uh i already stopped doing that keto diet because i was i did it for like 10 days
and they were saying like oh yeah it'll take you a little bit uh like some people feel terrible
and have no energy you know for a little while after it.
And for the first four, five days, I'm like, this is pretty easy.
This is pretty nice.
I'm not that hungry.
I feel okay.
Everything seems to be going well.
And then just like a train, a three or four day period after that,
I felt sick, except I didn have like nausea or like the
things associated with sickness i just if any if either of you had mono you'll know what i mean
where you're just like drained like every little movement is like how is this so tiring like how
am i so exhausted like i'd get like you know 20 minutes into a workout and be like it feels like
my body feels like i've been doing this for two and a half hours like i wasn get like you know 20 minutes into a workout and be like it feels like my body
feels like i've been doing this for two and a half hours like i wasn't able to finish like
workouts for like that whole week because i like it wasn't even like oh i'll take longer breaks
in between it's like no your muscles just gas there's no glycogen in the muscle for fuel
and then somehow you have richard ryan just taking bites of fist fsized chunks of cheese, happy as can be.
Like, yeah, I'm doing keto.
Lost 20 pounds.
Gobbling on giant packs of cheese.
See, like, if I had not been trying to work out,
I think it would have been pretty easy.
I could have forged ahead.
But, like, after, like, the third or fourth basically failed
or nonproductive workout, I was like, what the fuck is the point of this?
If I'm just going to do this and then just feel like I just ran a marathon.
Or like I kept, I had my girl over and we were working out together.
And in the middle of it, I just laid on the ground.
And you know that scene in Lord of the Rings where Sam is so exhausted
that he can't move on or like frodo rather
is like on mount doom and he just he has no energy he can't move like he's been drained he's
went from the shire to middle to to you know the black gate and further that's what i felt like
like i needed my sam to come over and help me up like i it was a level of tired and an unexplainable
kind of tired that was just so
unpleasant and so i'm like fuck this i'm just going back to eating carbs and within a day and
a half of like that first bowl of brown rice or whatever i ate felt 100 again and been able to
work out just fine and so i think if i was just trying to cut weight and was not being physically
active this would be really easy but that's not the goal at the time, so it doesn't make –
it's just not working for me now, basically.
Yeah, brown rice seems like such a healthy carb anyway.
It's not like you're eating white bread and pasta.
You're eating brown rice.
And I love brown rice.
I eat rice with most every meal.
I think that's probably why it was so tough for me.
It's because I always have ate a ton of rice, like especially since I started working out very regularly.
It just always keeps you fueled up and have energy.
But like the first few days of that diet, you get like such a deluded sense of how much weight you've lost because you're just pissing every 20 minutes because there's no longer carbohydrates in your body, you know, retaining water.
You're just pissing every 20 minutes because there's no longer carbohydrates in your body retaining water.
Within the first three, four days, I swear, I pissed out like four pounds of net weight.
And I was like, man, this is pretty great.
And then within one day of eating carbs again, the body was like, oh, great.
We can have water and hold it again the way we're supposed to.
And all that just did you notice a difference like muscle definition because of the water retention loss no it wasn't enough to be worthwhile especially like and i was drinking well over
a gallon a day like just trying to not feel shitty but yeah it sucked like oh you can you
have no energy to work out like your muscles, you just feel quivery and weak.
I've been with Lozon for a weight cut or two.
And I saw him and it was like, oh my god.
He looks really strong.
He looks great right now.
Weigh-in UFC fighter is an impressive sight.
And it was like, you should look like that all the time.
Meanwhile, he can barely move. He's exhausted know he feels worse than you did in your workout oh yeah
and it's just but it looked good yeah he looks great i bet yeah yeah it did perform well but
it looked good uh call it a wrap oh yeah sure oh no wasn't going to talk about anything important.
That's how we do our show here.
All right. PKN, episode 206.