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Thank you. We're nearly episode 215. Kyle has Kanye talk?
I guess I do. I'm not sure if I'm 100% prepared, but yeah, he was on SNL the other night.
You know, he did three songs, and the edited version of that new song that he's got, where he's in the like the robe.
The one where he's dressed in the box thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The edited version of that is so awful that it's incomprehensible from the original.
I'm trying to think what the original lyrics are he's like it's like i'm down with that whole shit that that dirty fucking
by the time they edited it like half the words have changed to like girl and stuff and you're
just like this has lost all impact but anyway like he's wearing all of those all those like
edited rap songs sound like the outgoing messages
from U571.
They're like,
Bar coming in.
There's no consistency.
Anyway, he's wearing his MAGA hat, right?
He's got his red Make America Great Again hat on
and he comes out and he starts sort of riffing.
Like he'll sing a lyric,
you know, like,
Oh, I love blah, blah, blah, blah, blue.
You know, they bullied me backstage.
They bullied me.
They bullied me.
I have that quote.
They told me not to come out wearing this hat.
He's doing really well.
Kyle always does well with quotes like that.
They bullied me backstage.
Don't go out there with that hat on.
They bullied me and they said I'm in a sunken place.
I think the universe has balance. 90% of news are liberal. 90% of TV, LA, New York. Writers,
rappers, musicians are so easy to make it seem like so, so, so one-sided. The blacks always want Democrats, you know? It's the plan. They did. They take out, I'm sorry, to take the fathers out of
the home and promote welfare. Does anyone know what that's about?
That's a democratic plan.
I want to cry right now.
Black men in America, supposed to keep what you're feeling inside right now.
There's so many times when I talk, it's hard to read.
There's so many times when I talk to like a white person about this and they say, how come you like Trump?
He's racist.
Well, if I was concerned about
racism, I would have moved out of America a long time ago. You don't have to agree with Trump,
but the mob can't make me not love him. We're both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love
everyone. I don't agree with everyone. I'm sorry. I don't agree with everything anyone does. That's
what makes us individuals and we have the right to independent thought.
There it is.
I've been looking for the right – You really pulled it together there at the end.
He stole dragon energy from Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood.
That's not fair.
That's not the same thing.
I think that he repackaged a cool animal with something.
He's like, man, he did Tiger Blood, dragon energy.
Yeah, dragon energy.
It's like – can't you see that?
Kyle, you seem to be on the same page as that.
It seems like a repack.
I don't know what the fuck's up with that dude.
I just know he's funny on Twitter because his thoughts are so disjointed a lot of the time.
He'll be like, I'm leaving the plantation.
Don't try and stop me.
Or like, how he tweeted a picture of a bunch of crickets
that he's going to eat. Like, expand your mind.
Won't be held down. And it's like with someone
like Kanye, I'm fine with that
MAGA hat, but if you put that dried cricket
in your mouth, I'm done. And he's like,
hell no, man. You're not going to bully me.
They told me not to eat crickets on stage.
I'm going to do it anyway. It's approaching the future.
My thing with Kanye, I'm afraid I'm blowing out
My audio seems okay
My favorite of all time
Was when they gave him water on a plane
Do you remember that?
He's flying
I presume first class
I don't know for a fact but it's Kanye
And they give him a bottle of water
And he's tweeting out Complaining to the world his class i don't know for a fact but it's kanye and uh they give him a bottled water and he and
he he's tweeting out like complaining to the world like oh great now i'm responsible for this water
bottle thanks a lot that was back when first world problems was like a trending thing and the
world went nuts with it and it was like but part of me though kind of sees it do you
not see it do you like i didn't ask for a water bottle and now like i'm i'm either responsible
for it or a litterer those are the choices you've given me yeah i hate that when they give you
snacks that you don't want on the airplane but then they're already all the way back there and
they're not going to come back like i like i probably only eat the snacks on the airplane
10 of the time anyway because they're fucking shit they're not good i wave the snacks on an airplane 10% of the time anyway, because they're fucking shit.
They're not good.
I wave the snacks off if I don't want them,
which is like 95% of the time.
Have you had it, though, where you have headphones in, and you're on the window,
and they just hand three to the person at the aisle,
and they hand them over to you?
Well, I fly Delta Coach,
and so I get third-hand snacks for me.
Somewhere out there, there's a ton of down with like one peanut thing tucked away in every pocket i envy kyle's flight situation
so kyle flies out of atlanta atlanta is one of the nation's busiest airports so they're all
it's the world's busiest i think right it is the world's busiest okay um so so kyle has a ton of choices
right he can say things like you know i prefer virgin i on the other hand say things like i like
united because it goes to raleigh i can't do virgin because uh because because they uh they're
mostly international and they're based on the west coast so you can i've only been able to do virgin
when i'm flying like from down to L.A.
So I always fly Delta.
I've got a shitload of Delta SkyMiles.
I always, always fly Delta.
Don't they wear out?
There's nothing wrong with Delta.
I was on the edge of whatever the bottom one is, diamond or platinum,
like the bottom one that matters.
And then they all expire after a year.
I don't fly another one.
The miles don't, but the medallions do.
Because I've risen to, like you said, on the cusp of platinum or on the cusp of diamond or some shit.
You can go double mer.
But the miles stay.
I've got, I think, like 320,000 or something like that.
I think that's enough to go to Japan and back or something like that i think that's enough to like go to japan and back or something
like that first class it's a fucking disaster to fly out of st louis at all because the city
owns the airport like the city of st louis owns the airport even though it's not technically in
the city and they have run it into the ground so st louis used to be the main hub for southwest
in the 90s up until the early 2000s.
Fine airline.
And then I love Southwest.
Do you mean to suggest that the leaders of St. Louis don't run a good airport?
You know, I don't think they've done a good job with the entire city.
We're here for bold stances.
Yeah, we're here for very bold stances.
That's the murder capital of the world.
No one does it better, Taylor.
No, Honduras.
There's got to be a neighborhood or two in South America.
But yeah, it used to be
so easy to get flights. It was a safer
area. It's in
Berkeley, which is right next to Ferguson, but Ferguson's
not that big a deal. People blew that out of proportion.
Just got famous. Yeah, it just
happened to be a famous little suburb area.
And what they did is they're like,
oh, all of our business is leaving the city because we raise taxes here in the city like a lot of our business
people are leaving to the county okay we'll mitigate that loss with uh landing fees so people
may not know every airport has a landing fee for how much it costs that respective airline that
what they have to pay to land there basically the big ones and yeah yeah the big ones like and st louis has the
most expensive landing rates in the country to land in st louis because they ratcheted it up
yeah and that's why then southwest is like fuck you like no no hey you know you know what's the
name of that other city oh chicago yeah we're heading there you know like what's the name of that other city? Oh, Chicago? Yeah, we're heading there. Or any other Midwest city?
We're going to go there. They fucking ruined it.
And now that airport, I feel like I'm
in the terminal level
of Modern Warfare 2 every time
I walk through.
That's the level of shit in almost as many bodies.
No Russians.
You can hear people
in the fucking Delta terminal. No Russian.
You know, actually.
Oh, this kind of stuff is so frustrating.
RDU is okay, except there's a lot of walking.
I feel like short-term parking to the airport, etc.
The last time I had paragliding gear to carry,
so I'm using my suitcase like a hand truck,
and it's just falling off.
It's like a three-quarter...
I don't want to exaggerate. They have boys
to help you with that sort of thing.
Boy!
And they get real mad when you do that.
I had a...
If you snap at them. People
I found don't like to be snapped at.
Hmm.
I had a cart for some of it
and that helped a lot. But just to put the gear on the suitcase and use
it as a hand truck it was a tough experience and really far next time put a fake soft cast on your
leg get that golf cart guy to come help you out right I like that yeah yeah the last time I went
home and uh in uh Reno I had I used crutches the whole time. It was like my first day on – it wasn't my first day.
It was my first day moving on crutches.
The other days I just laid in bed.
And my arms, I had like big blisters and bruises on my – the heels of my palms and stuff.
Fuck.
And I was exhausted from just – in Reno, yeah, I just went forever on those damn crutches.
Afterwards, I figured out to get the golf cart.
Yeah.
I've pretty much mastered Atlanta Airport at this point.
I know my way around really well and the train system and everything.
The plane train is departing.
Can we talk about the Connor fight a little?
I know it's not Taylor's favorite.
We haven't touched on it a bit.
Let's get into it i'm
so excited though i think they're both gonna it could be for people who don't follow us very
closely is or have never listened to our show is known as a pullout merchant i don't know if we've
covered that before but he's he's pulled out of a lot of fights he missed weight stuff like that
but i have my fingers crossed that it's gonna happen i try not to get so excited a week before the fight because they're still like
50 50 if it's a high stakes fight if it's a hungry bottom level fighter they'll drag their broken ass
into the octagon in one way or another but when they're elite guys and they have a lot to lose by losing, then they only fight if they're good oftentimes.
And Khabib is just not fought.
But man, I think this weekend it's going to happen.
I hope so.
I'm here to...
I'm ready to fucking go.
I'm very excited.
It's huge.
It's the biggest UFC fight ever, in my opinion,
and in a lot of people's opinion.
Just super excited. Super excited. Can't wait to see it.
Really hope Conor wins. Hope he shocks the world. That crowd's going to go in fucking sane.
I can't express how excited I am for this sporting event like I have been for no other sporting event ever, I don't think. As an outside viewer in the UFC world, it's funny that the MLB, NHL, NFL, NBA,
every new Super Bowl or Stanley Cup, they're not like,
forget all the other Stanley Cups and Super Bowls.
This is the future of Stanley Cups and Super Bowls.
Whereas UFC fans are like yeah
i know you can go through my reddit comment history and see that i said this about the last
30 events but this this is the one this is like and it's like but no it's you have to give credit
for the height the ufc the mlb is like 125 years old or they were playing baseball in the 1800s
now granted they've been people have been beating the shit out of each other
since time immemorial,
but the UFC is only like 25 years old or something like that.
And it is on the rise big time.
And Conor McGregor has been the driving factor behind that.
I don't know the exact statistics,
but if you look at the top
seven pay-per-view events of all time,
that's a nice round number seven.
He's like five of them or something like that.
I know that he's four out of the top five.
And he'll likely stay
four out of the top five, but...
He'll likely become five out of five
after this weekend. No, because the one he doesn't own is
fourth. So even if he beats it, he'll be
four out of the top four, though.
Yeah.
When the numbers don't do what you like,
just change the stats.
Currently, he's one, two, three, five.
So it's not hyperbole
to say that this is the biggest
UFC fight that there's ever been
because there's never been a superstar like
McGregor before. Rousey wasn't
as big.
And he's come back after two years and he's fighting this dreaded opponent.
And it's massive.
It's going to be very big.
I don't know about the pay-per-view numbers breaking two million, which is what Dana has
said it's trending toward.
But it's definitely going to be another one of those record-breaking pay-per-view events.
I'm anxious to say a couple of things.
One, I don't think it'll break two million i think you saw the same brendan schwab joe rogan
like podcast snippet that i hid um but brendan schwab was saying the same thing that that i
said last show which is like his world just isn't filled with news you know like people aren't
talking about it who are super casual you know only into once in a blue moon a pay-per-view
that i don't get much advertisement but i just yeah I don't think it's going to break two million.
I assume it'll break one million, but I'm not guaranteeing that.
Most people are.
You've got your Kyle guarantee here.
Here's the other thing.
Here's the other thing.
Brandon Schwab said this, and it burned into my head.
It's like a neat thing to watch
there's going to be a lot of Russian fans there that apparently is a thing that is known
there's going to be a lot of Irish fans there everyone knows that Brandon Schwab is like I
don't want to go to this event I think there could be a real problem in the stands there will be
fights and rumbles all over the place and Kyle Kyle, let me ask you, do Irish fans seem like the sort that might get drunk and throw a punch?
Or a bottle or maybe a dolly.
All right.
The important thing is that the Russians would...
I have a follow-up question on this.
Do the Russian fans seem like the sort that would get hit with a bottle and apologize and de-escalate?
No, that is not
in their makeup that I know of.
And you know what? For the past few decades,
if there's
about an equal number of Russians
and Irish people there,
I know you're pretty tough.
You like to throw down, but
I don't know if you've felt
knuckles as hard as those
Eastern European.
Watch some clips online of what these Russians get up to,
where they just beat the shit out of each other in the snow.
My money would be on the Russian group, I think.
You know what Khabib should come out of?
If Khabib was a showman, he'd come out wearing a bear skin with the head on his head.
That'd be part of his outfit.
That'd be pretty sick taylor
on this topic while we're still there what let's say the audience was comprised straight up russian
irishman what percentage would it take to make it a fair fight 60 40 mostly irish is that fair
65 35 yeah totally i think we're giving the Russians too much credit here.
A lot of pot bellies on these fellas.
50-50 or 55-45 with the Irish having a few more.
Because those Russians, they've got a feeling of collectivism still that permeates their nation.
Whereas who knows if the Irish still feel that way.
The Russians might be engaged in five people at a time beating people up while the irish might be
so drunk they might just be doing a bunch of one-on-one fights my mental image of an irishman
is a skinny fat pale person my mental image of a russian dude is a strong fat person
i've been watching the uh the clips on the mac life you know that like connor's
like private little like filming thing they they film the team though not so much connor like
connor's rarely in them he like like it's an eight minute and i'm getting ripped off on these videos
no i prefer it this way i want the team it's the mac life okay and and so like if it's a 10 minute
video 30 seconds of his connor is connor you see him getting want the team. It's the Mac life. Okay. And so, like, if it's a 10-minute video, 30 seconds of it is Connor.
You see him getting off the private jet.
He's got his boy in his arms.
He's got the girlfriend.
He's like, yes, it's life.
And then, all right, now we're going to show you, like, the team and where they live and the food they cook and all that stuff.
Those guys are all jacked.
Like, Connor doesn't have a chunky guy on the team.
Every one of them has, like, vascular arms and shirts that don't fit
it's i'd like to see one of those guys in his fan base though oh for sure we're not talking about
their respective posses i know but i've moved on to a whole new thing where i want to see connor
and his team fight khabib and his team and one of those group mma events where five guys come
rushing each other across the ring.
How many people are in a team, just to give me a feeling?
They make up a number, right?
Like 12 or something?
Well, in Conor's team, it appears to be like six guys.
Khabib's team will obviously win that because he has four world champions on it.
Well, those people don't count.
Cormier's not on his team.
Yes, he is.
I'm using the word team differently then i'm talking about his core group of like fucking slavic
bearded islamic russian motherfuckers that like roll around with him in his team the guys who
are like working for him cormier trains with him at like yeah i would say the camp or whatever it's
like primary training partners include people like
Luke Rockhold, Daniel Cormier,
and I threw in Dane. Yeah, I'm not talking about any of those
guys. Not those guys. I'm talking about the Russian guys
that he has with that Ali guy
and all those guys that are
always with him and that are with him right now.
Like, Cormier's not with him right now, living in the house
with him in Vegas, you know?
And
Well, if he's got four world champions on his team
and Connor doesn't, it seems like it's kind of
unfair. It's not the same team!
It's being misconstrued! They're the AKA
team.
I'm talking about the crew!
You're talking about the posse.
Yes, I'm talking about the crew
that he brings with him to play.
The people that were with Habib when he slapped
Artem Lobov in that hotel.
That group of people.
The Russian hanger-ons.
The cut man or whatever.
The hanger-ons.
That's what we should call him.
The dietician.
He has a dietician.
He absolutely does.
Okay, well how about.
Okay, let's say that his posse is ten guys.
Just for ease of numbers.
Okay.
Who wins?
That posse, you know, versus the entire philadelphia flyers
oh that is a good question uh skates or no skates how many people they have to be in skates but
they're not on the ice they have to be in full regalia but they don't get sticks and they're
and they're in there so it's gonna be very difficult for them to be moving around they're in there. So it's going to be very difficult for them to be moving around. They're all 6'6 now.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
How many people are on a hockey team?
30?
Like 20, 22, 23.
I had 22 in my head.
Yeah, 22 and 23.
So 22 plus the healthy scratches.
Yeah.
So 22 versus 10, but pro fighters versus pro hockey players.
You've got to get quick finishes, though,
because these hockey players are tough. They're going to be grabbing on
and hanging on to these guys. You've got to be getting KOs.
I don't know if you've seen a lot of hockey fights.
And a lot of them are rushing, too.
And so they won't be able to be like,
giving strategy to one another.
The Flyers guy will be like,
he's stealing. Go for the little guy
first. Good drive.
A long hockey fight is 30 seconds.
This isn't the fucking NBA.
And for that reason, I'm going with the pro fighters.
Yeah, that would be more of a fun exhibition match.
It would be.
It would be.
I had another thing.
More exhibition matches in sports.
That's what this nation, that's what this country needs at this time.
More exhibition matches in sports.
Oh, yeah, right?
Won their whole division.
Yeah, won the whole division.
For the first time, they had two, what is it, 100?
I'm trying to think in baseball if it's 100.
It doesn't matter.
They had two tiebreaker games to decide who would make it into the postseason.
In baseball, if your records are tied, you play the other team.
One game, winner wins, and they go on to the postseason.
Loser doesn't go on. and they had two of those.
Aside, love that about baseball.
It should be incorporated into more sports.
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
So, yeah, Braves are heading into the postseason.
I didn't see who won the tiebreaker, but it didn't matter because I believe our record against both teams was equally bad at, like, five losses and two wins.
So, good luck, Braves.
Maybe they'll rise to the occasion.
Are you actually going to watch it tune in, do you think, for a couple of days?
No, fuck no, not unless they go to the series.
I don't give a shit about postseason baseball
until you get deep into October and it's fucking –
it's the series.
All the characters are the World Series.
There's just two rounds in baseball playoffs, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You make the World – like first you win a Yeah. Yeah. You make the World Series.
First, you win a round, and then you get to the World Series.
You win a round, and then you win the pennant of the National League or American League,
and then you go to the World Series, right?
Oh, so there's three rounds total.
Okay.
That's what, like, looking back on Angels in the outfield, it was like, man, you should
have asked for more than a pennant.
Like, you should have asked for the whole World Series. It's like, man, you should have asked for more than a pennant. Like, you should have asked for the whole
World Series. It's like, what a sad fan
base. Why do you have to go back to back?
I just kind of want to win the division.
You know?
We could beat the Dodgers. We'd be so happy.
God, if we could just have a dynasty,
that would be nice.
God sitting up there like, I was willing to do
much more, my son.
One pennant.
The guy from Chicago asked for the Blackhawks to have a dynasty in the early 2010s, and I gave him that.
And they're all asshole cunts in Chicago.
I know we finished on the thing, but do you remember, whatever it was, four years ago, the American wrestler was Conor's kryptonite?
He was blasting through everyone, and they were like, oh oh they handpicked all these strikers for him people who in hindsight look pretty good
like max holloway and uh you know of course jose poria is another great example um but they were
like can he deal with the american wrestler so he goes up against chad mendez really gets roughed up
like connor won that fight unquestionably.
He knocked the other guy out.
But I bet if you divided who looked better by minutes in the fight,
by seconds of the fight, it was more even than people remember it.
That was just Chad Mendes.
This is Khabib.
I'm excited about our $5 bet.
That's all.
I'll stop.
I'll stop.
I know people have had enough Khabib talking.
I'm just very excited.
Don't make me talk about paramotors. Khabib talking. I'm very excited. Don't make me talk about paramotors.
I'm with you. I'm very excited. I'm very pumped for the thing.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
We're saying that it could go one of two ways.
It's either Conor KOs him standing up
or Khabib takes him down and pounds him
out for five rounds and wins a decision.
Those are the two most likely outcomes, in my
opinion, but there are other ways it could go.nor could kick this guy connor could knee this guy
habib could maybe choke connor out like it's it could go any way the only thing i don't see
happening and i'd love to see the betting odds on this is habib first round ko and connor i bet the
odds on that are as long as you can imagine it's got to be like 10 000 to one or something like that
that's not happening it's yeah i can't wait it so the the casual analysis is khabib is going to
grind him out or mcgregor's going to knock him out but as i listen to more experts they're like
you know these are both complete fighters connor is no chump on the ground and khabib is no chump
on his feet it's going to be a fight so yeah, I would love it if Khabib tried to stand up and box with Connor,
especially after two years of Connor sharpening his boxing skills. That would be great. I would
like nothing better than a three or four round contest of Connor just round after round, a more
battered Khabib drags himself out there, and you know that it's finished, but Conor just keeps...
You don't even want it to be close.
You want it to be a savage.
Oh, I never want...
Of course, I dislike Habib.
I dislike him.
And so I want him to be punished.
Because he's Muslim?
That's the number one reason, absolutely.
No, no, I don't like his arrogance.
I don't think he's ever been humbled.
He's never lost.
I think his record is mostly fake.
All that stuff.
I want him to be exposed.
I want everyone to be like, wow.
I want it to be like when Ronda got KO'd.
And everybody was like, we were completely wrong.
But wait, aren't you the MMA expert?
Well, yeah.
Yes, I am.
I wasn't at the time, but I've learned more now.
Kyle's right.
She's not that good.
If you look at Khabib's body of work, like his best wins,
he cannot stack his good wins against Conor's.
Then again, Conor has three losses and Khabib has zero.
So that's a thing too.
Yeah. Anyway, very very exciting i hope it
happens saturday i hope it happens and again i'd be okay if habib fucking doesn't show up
like mrs way gets hurt or whatever bullshit he comes with connor goes in there and wipes the
floor with fucking uh tony ferguson that that would please me just as much especially if they took khabib's belt away and gave it to connor like because then
connor can like dangle it over his head for another like year and a half or something while
he goes in boxes or something and habibi can just can just be sad i would love that i would love
that i'd be fine with that what would what would your reaction be if Conor gets embarrassed?
I would be sad.
It would ruin the night.
It would definitely ruin the night.
I would feel real down.
It would really bug me.
I would feel worse about that than when I did when Atlanta lost the Super Bowl
after being up by like two and a half, three touchdowns or whatever it was.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a much bigger
connor fan than i am anything um you know yeah for sure like the first sports that take two balls
yes not not 75 or whatever uh football team equals um oh i was joining they just use one ball
like i pick an odd number of balls kyle
i mean amongst that large of a team someone's had an accident I like how you pick an odd number of balls, Kyle.
I mean, amongst that large of a team, someone's had an accident somewhere along the way.
Or maybe there's a mutant out there.
Well, the kicker opted to have it removed.
It makes his legs swing more pendulously.
Swing.
Yeah, I mean, Atlanta sports and UGA is like number two in the country right now.
And the Falcons aren't doing great.
But obviously, you know, the Braves are making it the postseason. And know there's some there's some good stuff going on in my little sports world but conor mcgregor is definitely my favorite
athlete sports figure whatever you know really enjoy everything that he does i like the i mean
this is a guy who goes out and commits fucking crimes to to entertain us which is how i'm going
to to to to choose that's the lens I'm going to choose to view his antics
in New York. You can't
beat that. Nobody else does that shit.
Nobody else goes out and assaults people.
Maybe not in
the UFC, but I would argue that
most of Twitch and YouTube IRL
is built on going in public and committing
crimes for attention.
Well, we do enjoy a little Ice Poseidon
every now and then, you know?
Like from time to time.
You haven't mentioned him for a hot second. Anything new that he's up to?
Or do you not have any?
We watched him on the show last week.
Yeah, I've kind of
fell out of love, I guess. I just haven't been watching it as much.
You know, and it's not like I would tune in
and watch a full four or five hour stream.
I would usually be directed to it by a friend
or something like that. It just seems like maybe they haven't been watching as much or maybe there isn't
as much to watch and so it doesn't get sent to me as much it used to be that like almost every night
someone would link it and like all caps tune in now and you would click it and there would be
something insane going on and and that just doesn't hasn't happened in a while mine you know how i keep up with it for whatever reason the uh url auto populates on my browser to the ice poseidon subreddit
and i just go and you know take the temperature of what's going on there mine's uh mma mine uh
like like that's you know it's got your top six visited sites or whatever and like
like that's the like if i want reddit like i i start at at rmma uh not you would
think for the way i talk it would be like are girls finishing the job or are like big big titty
goth girl gone wild or something like that but instead it's specific it's all they're their
actual subreddits no it's not uh one that i like a lot is um going the extra mile i think it is and what it is it's
scenes from movies actual films not pornography where actual sex is going on actual penetration
it's called the extra mile oh you've mentioned this sometimes i'm not a like uh halle berry in
monster ball monsters ball Monsters Ball confirmed sex
because it always looked like yeah there's a little ball tugging going on like like when she
she's riding Billy Bob Thornton and you see a scrotum sort of like pull forward and look
I can't and I think they used to date in the past and the rumor is yeah they're fucking but
I think that's on that subreddit but
that's not grade a material for that subreddit there are cum shots like there's a movie on brown
bunny i watched this movie on netflix the other day called love i think i think it's just called
love you'll know it because like the image is like an like you know that spider-man kiss where
you're both like upside down or whatever it's like a spider man tongue kiss going on between a man and a woman and i watch this thing and it begins i'm talking about very first
scene as soon as like and it's not one of those things that drags on with a bunch of credits like
it's not like lord of the rings where you like have a panning shot over some snowy mountains
and you hear gandalf's low at first i am a wielder of the flame of Anor I'm the keeper of the
secret fire
it's not that, it's boom
she's in this weird position where she's
masturbating him and he's
masturbating her and it's just full
hard cock and pussy
and there's penetration throughout the movie
it's pretty intense
it's kind of a sad story actually
I was looking to cum but I ended up crying it's a sad story i hardly remember what even the plot to nine songs is but i remember
there is some grade a real sex and it opens with real sex too and it's on netflix yeah i and and
because i watch love it starts recommending me me all of the other dirty Netflix beats.
And I'm like, all right, let's keep going then.
And one of them is like five tortured tales of debauchery, including incest, bloodlust.
And it goes down the line.
And I'm like, this is a little fucked up.
So you're telling me this chick is getting all the – it was like a royal – some queen or something.
Like rounding up all the hot virgins from the
village.
And she's like making them all bathe and getting them all ready.
And,
and,
and they're all naked,
like no clothes for them.
And she's,
she's wearing like this Victorian shit and she's gorgeous.
And they're all super hot and like 18 to 20 again,
age.
And they're all,
and there's just bush and pussy lips and titties.
And they use words like tawdry. And i thought there was going to be an orgy scene i was like she's getting all the hot
chicks and she's gonna bang them all and then of course they all get in a bed together and they do
this thing where she like she wants them all to like tear her clothes off and so they're all
ripping her clothes and i'm like yeah now it's about to get good and one of the chicks like
she's got pearls like sewn into her clothes and this chick's like shoving pearls in
her cunt and i'm just like oh yeah all right we're getting dirty now and then they murder all of the
hot chicks and pour the queen a bath of virgin blood for her to bathe in i didn't see that coming
pretty interesting film i don't think it makes you any cleaner. Until she's rubbing her titties with virgin blood
in this bath full of virgin blood.
After I rub my titties with a bath of virgin blood,
I feel like I need to take another bath.
This was recommended for you on Netflix?
Yes, after I watched Love.
And the way it was described,
what I was saying about the word tawdry,
is it said, this is tawdry behavior,
and it's people sucking cock and getting fucked.
Tawdry is like what you'd tell a second grader not to say, butthead.
Like, no, sir, that's a bit tawdry, isn't it?
No need for that.
It's not like, my goodness, son, get your cock out of your teacher's ass.
Good gracious me.
I'm trying to find the movie.
It doesn't matter.
It was like incest, bloodlust, and something else.
I didn't really have that kind of thing at all on Netflix.
Like real nudity in that.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
It's sex, not nudity.
Blue is the warmest color.
That's a lesbian one.
It's not nearly as dirty as
I would have liked it to be. It seemed like there was
a little bit of face sitting,
little pussy lips here and there, but
it wasn't as hardcore as I was looking for. Nine songs would meet your
expectations. It's pretty much porn.
I'll add that to the list then.
Yeah, I want to say that
you can
see a cock going to pussy.
Alright, that's what I like.
See, if it's too...
They used to be simulated.
They called it softcore porn, I guess, right?
And a lot of people, they hear softcore porn,
and they think maybe just a girl posing, like Playboy would.
But softcore porn also includes, if I'm correct,
this whole simulated sex genre.
Skinamax.
Is a good example.
So I thought maybe Nine Songs was that,
because I view it through this lens of suspicion.
And then you're like, oh, no.
It's in?
Yeah.
You know, like, all right.
I thought when maybe she licked that cunt,
that that was as far as we were going, but there's just a winner here.
Yeah, good stuff.
See, I must be on the opposite side of you guys because I don't want sex this graphic in plot-driven movies that I'm watching.
It takes you out of it if you're in the middle of a plot and then there's someone getting blown for five minutes.
That for me, Woody, is what you don't like about like marching across the plains of Rohan and Lord of the Rings.
Like it's like I don't like it.
I like the watching of marching across the plains of Rohan because it's setting the stage.
It's building suspense.
It's making me excited.
But like if Arwen just started.
The hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits
Remember that fucking remix
But like if Arwen got down
In the middle of Rivendell and sucked Aragorn's cock
For eight minutes before they got on their way
And left, I'd be like
What am I watching anymore?
This is no longer a movie about destroying a ring
Because I and everyone else watching
Is distracted by the fact that now there's
Cock sucking going on
You're watching Game of Thrones Because you really want to know by the fact that now there's cock sucking going on. You're watching
Game of Thrones because you really want to know
who the prince that was promised is.
Is it Daenerys? Is it Jon Snow?
Is it what? Alright, unzip.
See,
I don't like that either. Especially
not in Game of Thrones because they are playing with
house money and we are
the house. They're playing with our money and attention
and they're frittering away time
on blowjobs and titties when they're not even going to finish
with us. I'm getting
in a state of mind with Game of Thrones now
where I'm like, I'm setting myself
up for disappointment. Like, I'm
anticipating that it's not going to
be very good, and I'm coming to
terms with it. Because I don't think it's
going to stand up one bit. I think it's going to be
one of those things like Lost where people
are fucking pissed
afterwards. I think it'll be in between, right?
On the grand end of the spectrum
there are going to be six feature-length
films that come out this
summer. It's October so
this summer is, you know, whatever, ten months
away. But this
summer we're going to have six feature-length
films. I think they're going to be shortish
for films they're going to be an hour long hour and 10 minutes maybe and they're some of them are
gonna be meh but taken as a whole it will be a good final season and it will answer the questions
which lost didn't yeah yeah they've got they're gonna have this figured out i i gotta counter
your argument about the sex the real sex taking you out of the moment though taylor you know what takes me out of
the moment is fake sex in positions that are impossible unless your penis is one of those
crazy straws that children get at restaurant is a right angle where like they fuck up against a
wall in a way where it's like i fucked up against the wall and that's not how you do it yeah no no
you got to get low low there's gonna be some leg bending or something going on.
Your quads burn at the end of that because you can't stand.
You can't lock your knees out.
Yeah, and people have sex in the shower, and like 10 minutes in, they don't go,
you know, let's finish this on the couch or in bed.
Get pruney.
Because that's what reality is.
Because water's not lube.
Water's not lube.
We all know this.
All us non-virgins are aware water's not lube. Water's not lube. We all know this. All us non-virgins are aware, water's not
lube. Yeah. I don't like
that. You can't even stand there with a nice warm water
on your back as you're getting blown
because then if you adjust the wrong way,
you know, she's getting blasted in the face
with a bunch of water.
They're not things that you want.
Don't have sex in the shower. So you're all
pro...
So you don't mind it in shows, Kyle. You actually like the real sex in the show so you see you're all pro so you you don't mind it in shows kyle
like you actually like the real sex in the show you think it adds something i definitely think
it adds something to the show especially if it's if it's if it's meaningful to the plot that if the
sex isn't just frivolous sex if it's core to the story like in the in that love thing the sex is kind of what ruins this guy's life like
he has in a he has a three-way uh with his wife and his and this uh and this neighbor and the
wife's all down with it but then he's just like he's like thinking in his head he's like i had
to be inside of her again and like like like and and he he hooks up with her just then right
condom breaks.
We need to see the condom on his cock broken.
Right?
He pulls out.
You can't just trust that.
He's like, it broke.
And I'm like, god damn right it did.
How did you not feel that?
I've never broken a condom because my penis isn't the size of four two liter sodas.
Dude, everybody's broken a condom. Yeah, i've broken a condom as a teenager and my i
don't pretend it's the size of four whatever i probably put it on wrong because i was young
yeah i i don't know um how it happens um to people i believe it happens because i've heard
of it happening and it's a thing and but i've never once broken a condom i can add to, like, I was like 30%.
I had a suspicion that the condom break.
I was like, I think this is better.
But I wasn't positive.
And my dumbass, nearly virgin head was just making bad decisions at the time.
See, like, if anything, Kyle, that should pull you out of the movie is if he breaks a condom
and then after the condom is broken he finishes inside her because you any man ladies both of you
out there listen up if if you've ever heard a guy go oh yeah lady you know if you've ever had a guy fuck you and then take it out and be like oh the condom
broke first of all he's a liar because he knew right away and second of all you're a liar because
you knew right away too because both parties know instantly when that condom breaks because
sex becomes infinitely better immediately like if you go more than two pumps like after the
condom is broken you you're teasing yourself.
You're like, is it really broken?
Wow, maybe this just truly is ultra thin.
It's like, no, it's not.
It's not like the O-ring on the space shuttle anyway.
We don't have to completely cancel the mission to check on this thing or anything.
Just pull out and look.
I don't share your comments.
So for me, I was very young.
Very young.
I was six.
No, but I was young. like i i had had sex maybe
25 times 45 times like you know like we're double digits here and uh and one taylor i didn't share
your level of content taylor is confidently espousing that he knows that both people know
i suspected it best and if i had to bet i I thought it was still intact. And by the way, it was still intact
at the base of my cock.
Yeah, that's how it breaks. It splits
and then it's just a ring around the base
of your cock. Yeah, so I was just
kind of unsure what the scoop was.
And I didn't even
think that she would know, but I guess that's a thing.
Maybe she was suspicious.
I'm not sure.
But yeah,
if I had to bet in that moment,
I think I would have bet that it wasn't broken.
Then I'm probably speaking from a place of having it happen before.
Yeah, that's fair.
I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't know.
But I was suspicious.
And to Kyle's point, which was a good one,
we don't have to land the space shuttle to check on this thing.
I was worried that if I broke the mood,
she'd change her mind.
Like, my yes would turn into a no or something.
Yeah.
That thought was in my head.
And then the sex would turn into a right?
Well, you know, like, I think it's different
when you're both, like, 28.
Maybe go cavern on.
You know, you're 28 or, in my case, 45.
And I don't like condoms.
Like this is all yes.
When you're 17, then they're tentative yeses.
I feel like there's a little more, you know, like she would have changed her mind.
Like she would have had maybe changed her mind.
I don't know.
I bet she would have been more like, just hurry up.
Just put the other one on and keep going.
Probably.
But anyway, that was the thought in my stupid head
back in the day
I watched this movie on Netflix last night
this is a Netflix original based on a novel
let's watch this trailer if we can
roger that
if that player is inconvenient
I could find a YouTube link
it'll be fine
hold the dark oh I've seen this trailer yeah I watched this
the other night you watch the movie or the trailer I watched the whole movie
last night did you or I guess we'll watch it first and then we can talk
about it yeah there. There we go.
Oh, shucks.
I'm sorry.
This player is a little inconvenient, actually.
Netflix doesn't have, like, a start and stop like YouTube does.
Yeah, it just goes.
I paused mine.
Did you? Dear Mr. Core.
Where's the pause?
When I clicked on it.
I never use Netflix on my PC.
Is it Hold the Dark we're talking about?
Yeah, I'll just...
When I click on it to pause it, it starts the show.
There you go.
It reminded me of Wind River a little bit.
Probably just because of the the native american stuff and the the frigid environment that they're in and everything but i like the uh the main actor um
it's got the black guy from uh westworld and it's got uh that super tall nordic white guy from True Blood. Oh, that's the black guy from...
Westwood.
And Boardwalk Empire, right?
He plays like the classy kind of guy.
Yes.
Like the opposite of whitey.
Chalky white.
Chalky white.
I'm ready.
The apostrophe I needed for I am is right next to the enter button.
I couldn't seem to not hit enter.
I'm ready is what I was trying to say.
We can watch this trailer.
Three, two, one, play.
Dear Mr. Core,
Three days ago, my son Bailey was taken by wolves.
No one in the village will hunt them.
My husband will come home from the war soon.
I must have something to show him.
Why are you asking?
So you come to kill him?
To kill the one that took him?
I came to help, if I can.
To explain this, if I can.
It's not the first time people died out there.
The hillside is scattered with pieces of bodies.
That's what you get when you talk to the villagers.
People are dying.
Not real enough.
Help!
Leave us to the devils.
You're the one for my boy. No! Leave us to the devils.
You're the one who found my boy?
Yes.
Do you raise the dead?
No, sir.
Then I have no questions for you.
Never seen anything like this before.
The behavioral term is savaging.
No.
We're not talking about animals here, Mr. Kor.
Well, if you say so.
What's outside those windows?
It gets in you.
Find it. Kill it. it kill it kill it kill it yeah pretty intense trailer right why what about that trailer made you enthusiastic because i'm
not sharing it it's a mystery it's it's fucking ominous as shit it's surreal it's bizarre uh i i
liked everything about that trailer i i enjoyed the movie and the movie was you saw it yeah i
watched it last night can i ask you this because here's what I'm expecting. A very, very, very slow burn.
We're just like, there's something about these wolves that we don't fully understand for the first 87 of these 90 minutes.
Shit really hits the fan like 45 minutes in.
There is a...
Shit really hits the fan about 45 minutes in, there is a... Shit really hits the fan
about 45 minutes in.
They established right away
that the guy that played Eric,
the big, tall Nordic guy,
is a bad motherfucker.
You see him a little bit in Fallujah
and a couple of his
little exploits there.
He might have been in Generation Kill as well.
He was. Yeah, yeah. have been in Generation Kill as well. He was.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, bad motherfucker.
Oh, that was a good show.
Yeah, it was good.
I like Generation Kill a lot.
Me too.
Yeah, it's not fast-paced, I'll say that.
There's a lot of building up to like...
You get some titties right away.
If I was making that film,
I don't know who directed it,
but let's get Michael Bay in here.
Let's take our badass motherfucker and arm him with something that has exploding bullets and kill a bunch of wolves.
That's how I would handle this film.
That is not what the movie is about.
However, there is a total Michael Bay scene, like I said, about 45 minutes in where there's a a confrontation between some people and
many people die just lots of people die you're capturing my interest and it really takes you
by surprise and you're just like oh oh he meant business and and and shit really goes nuts um
the it's it's it's sort of a mystery you know and you're they slowly unravel this mystery as to
what the fuck happened to the child and who these characters really are um it's it's it's uh it's
different i i was scared for the first half hour when when when i wasn't sure what was going on and
those masks are creepy that wolf mask that you saw the character Masks are always unsettling, even when they're silly
looking. It's because you can't see the human
expression, the expression of their face. We don't know
what's going on behind there. It's just a blank
canvas and our brain fills in
dark, ominous thoughts.
That's why animals without traditional eyes
are psychologically so upsetting for us.
Yeah, because it's just a black eye.
We can't discern what they're thinking
or their behavior
or anything like don't work on me like they use them to the best extent they can in the purge
and usually like to taylor's point they're like silly masks they dress up with like a rabbit with
fuzzy bunny ears while they're holding a chainsaw and there's blood splattered all over them and i'm
just like yeah the mask doesn't make them scarier best mask are is a texas chainsaw
masker of course leather face because his mask is made of his victims and uh i also thought that in
the strangers when those unknown that unknown group of people is terrorizing the woman outside
of her cabin oh yeah very scary i think that might be live tyler that those are very scary masks
um this mask in particular there in particular it's sort of like
animalistic and tribal
and you know
have you seen Hush?
that horror movie
about the deaf woman on Netflix
that guy's got a mask that's pretty creepy
you didn't like that movie?
neither of you?
I thought it was scary
I liked that but I thought it was scary. Yeah, I didn't care for it. Oh, yeah. She was deaf.
I liked that, but I liked more along the same lines, the one with John Krasinski.
What's his last name?
Yeah, The Quiet Place.
Krasinski.
Krasinski.
Thank you.
From, yeah, from The Office.
I liked that movie.
I had fun with it.
Oh, yeah.
That was a very good movie.
That was a very good movie. It was hyped better than I thought it was, but I still enjoyed it.
I liked him in everything. He's just pretty likable you know what it would have made it so much better is if that they show you the monster like three minutes into the movie
they shouldn't have done that um that they shouldn't have shown you the monster immediately
because right away you kind of know basically what it is it's an alien that came down on an
asteroid and it's got these weird
appendages and this mouthful of teeth and it it mauls people if they had just had if they hadn't
shown it like coming for the boy and then the boy getting whisked away if they had just shown
like a blur taking the boy and then his horrified face and the wife's horrified face and then you
spent the next 25 30 minutes like showing the preparations and speaking asl
and shit and like that it would have been it would have been much scarier i mean jaws was a
great movie it did so well because the shark was fucking bullshit they couldn't get it to work
you know it's did you see um oh i had it i had it i lost it. The scary movie. Who's in it?
It'll come back.
I had one I wanted to talk about.
That Quiet Place, though,
I like that a lot more than I thought I would.
It's like... But I totally...
I couldn't agree more.
I want to want to see the monster
because I always want to see it.
Like, I want it to be revealed.
But when that want is fulfilled
so early into a movie,
it's like, okay, well now I can quantify what it is
that's scary about this.
And it's kind of unrealistic and silly.
And there's been some sound-sensitive monsters
running around.
I like it when they break that.
Because that, to me, is a bit of a formula
when they just keep the monster a secret for an hour.
Yeah, trope is the word I was looking for.
Whereas, they changed the name on it. The Tom Cruise the word I was looking for. Whereas,
they changed the name on it.
The Tom Cruise movie where he keeps repeating time.
He plays the hero.
Day After Tomorrow.
No, it's The Edge of Tomorrow.
The Edge of Tomorrow, they showed you that monster early on, and it didn't ruin it at all for me.
I was happy to know
what we were doing.
That's an action movie. The monster is not key.
It's not about being afraid of the monster.
It's about him doing his repetitive
thing and becoming...
That was a great premise. That's one of the best...
That's an original premise.
And you don't see that very often.
And Tom Cruise gives a great performance.
And the chick,
Claire Danes, I think maybe
is her name. Super fucking hot.
Loved watching her work out in the other room.
They call her the full metal bitch.
She had that enormous sword.
Not super hot to me.
Oh, super fucking hot.
Come on.
I thought she was cool, but I don't think she's pretty.
Have either of you guys watched an episode of that show Maniac on Netflix yet?
I was going to talk about that.
I'm on the first episode, so it's just kind of hooking me a little bit.
And I'm trying to get a grip on, I guess, the universe has some rules, you know, like there's other currencies and he loses his job, but he's from a wealthy family.
And I'm just getting my arms around it.
One thing about Maniac, it requires your full attention.
And I don't always give shows my full attention.
So I can't watch Maniac casually like Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Yeah, while you have your computer open doing something else.
Like, yeah, I totally feel you.
I thought of both of you guys when I watched that, though.
I'm like, oh, this is unique.
I think they'll like this.
So hopefully it will.
I've been in a comedy mood. I've watching uh curb your enthusiasm for the the second time through
uh i love that show that's that's one of my favorite shows of all time it's it's fucking
it's seinfeld basically you know it's seinfeld writing because you know it's larry david
and uh it's it's him getting it's it's like if george costanza had his own show and went off and
lived his own life by himself
and just kept stepping in shit perpetually.
It's pretty good.
Love Curb.
Yeah, there's some funny Curbs.
I've been also in a comedy mood for a lot of things,
and I'm, I guess, re-watching Lady Di's internship
from Opie and Anthony for the, I don't know,
10th time in my life and every time it makes
me laugh my ass off like you know who lady di is oh yeah we talked about that yeah yeah like where
she is an insane alcoholic who they have on her show like starting in the late 90s and you watch
her like degeneration where like there will be like clips from like 2004 where it's like lady
date lady dianne diane you
know when are you getting a job she's like oh i just i sent out an application just last week to
toys r us or something and then they'll like play that clip in 2014 when they're like die you've
been saying you've been looking for a job for 10 years what are you doing like he's like i'm looking
i'm looking what are you doing it's like lady lady dies it's 8 a.m how how many natty ices are
you deep today she's like ah three three like is bill there can you confirm it and then her drunk
like partner that she would blow to stay there would be like she's at least six like already
lying this morning die what about that it's hysterical she comes in and tries to do an
internship and it quickly devolves when they When they realize it was not like a.
Haha.
Like alcoholism.
It was like a.
She's been sitting in here for like 90 minutes.
Trying to do something with us.
And she's like vomiting and shitting herself.
Yeah that's a problem.
It's very very entertaining.
It's a little bit of a downer.
If you don't know who she is.
And how she totally deserves it.
All the back story. With the way she treated her children and like like that kind of shit's pretty fucked
i mean but clearly a damaged individual yeah yeah no doubt but ah that's a show i wish that
there was a modern version of out there opie and anthony but like that that kind of shit just like
old coward just can't exist anymore because it would get
taken off the air. That's why Jim Norton
has gone from the most risque,
say whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want
to say it, hot take guy
from nine years ago
and now he's, I don't know man, that's a
tough one, like milk toast middle ground
guy who's semi
thoughtful. I heard him talking about
a hooker pissing in his mouth last week in a milquetoast way he was so so on that that's the most milquetoast
thing of jim to say he's been saying that same shit it's like jim nobody's interested in your
sexual deviancy anymore go on to something else like the reason you were so good on the show is
because you're so fucking quick-witted and you'd have people like Bobby Kelly, Colin Quinn, Louis C.K. in there,
Anthony, shooting the shit
with them, and now he has
Sam Roberts, that goat laugh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Annoying
as shit, dude. That ties into my issue.
I like as annoying as shit. I'm going to pose this.
I don't watch him, so I'm asking you, Taylor.
Is it possible that Jim Norton
is just as good as he always was,
but he has to keep getting better for you to maintain the interest that you
had in him when he was fresh?
No,
no.
Like it's a totally different Jim now.
Like Jim has gone from all about comedy and hilarity,
anything for a joke,
which is what made him so,
so fucking perfect on old ONA to afraid,
you know, because in that same time period he went from purely
stand-up comedian and radio guy to trying to act and get into things and that natural career
progression like you can't say all the same shit on the radio and so now like like when the louis
ck accusation serious yeah yeah he's on he's on serious still for now um but when the louis ck accusations came out like
he's the kind of guy that would always back his friends up and like and do that and louis even
gave him his like his main shots on his show louis like he gave jim a spot on the show like
a recurring character to help him out like he's done a lot to help jim and jim just abandoned him
like just didn't didn't stick up
for him didn't like didn't like put his own you know two cents into the mix or anything uh he he's
it's just become kind of obvious that he's doing things in pursuit of an acting career in lieu of
being funny like and i think part of that is because he knows he doesn't have the tools to
be funny there anymore like all they do on jim and sam is talk to porn stars and ufc fighters when what they used to do is have people like bobby kelly you know rich boss all
those hilarious dudes in like i know kyle listens to jim and sam way more often than me i admittedly
haven't listened in well over a year like i would tune in every once in a while to be like what are
you doing but it was so insufferably bad and such a a bad representation of what jim used to be like
when he had his whole cast of
characters like it stinks like i want to remember jimmy being like that really funny guy and not
mr like so what do you think about this jim that's a tough one what are you gonna talk about today uh
maybe how i only eat egg whites and how i am gonna you know uh fucking talk about how i'm a sexual
degenerate it's like we get it jim you've been doing that same thing. That's not risky. It's not risky
to talk about how you're a pervert. We all know.
I wish he would branch
out and go back to the way he was.
But he hasn't. If you follow
the Opie and Anthony as much as I have,
it's really obvious the change in the show.
Because I've listened to all the old clips.
I love it. Especially the Patrice ones.
What killed Patrice?
Was it the heart disease, I assume?
He had a stroke that was brought on by diabetes,
I think. It was the diabetes!
Okay.
Yeah, that was really sad.
Hey, on a related note,
is Wings losing a lot of weight?
I think he's shrinking, right?
He's not sharing stuff. Does anyone know
anything? No, I don't know anything.
No, I saw him tweet something like a few weeks ago,
and he looked much better.
Right?
I don't know.
I don't notice the difference, honestly.
I mean, I'm...
I thought I noticed the difference in his face.
I just wish he'd...
I wish he'd really put it on display, man.
I think it's working.
Let me go back to the Sean Ranklin video where he doesn't wash his hands.
Yeah, he's got one from September 20th.
I guess he looks somewhat smaller when he gets up here.
How long has it been?
Since what?
Since the surgery.
Oh, I'm not really sure.
Five months?
Five months.
I'm not good with time.
There's a picture of him from
the 20th.
September 20th.
Just an FYI,
the picture that you scroll down that's someone's
butt, that's not him.
Oh, I didn't see the scroll down.
I didn't see that. He. I didn't see that.
He does look a little thinner, right?
Yeah, he does.
To me, he looks a great deal thinner in this photo.
I don't know what to think of it.
Pictures can be deceiving.
Mirrors can be deceiving.
If this is an accurate representation,
this looks quite thin.
But of course, a long way to go still.
Quite thinner, I should say.
He's got a better profile picture here too.
Hmm.
Well, that's good.
That's accurate.
Hopefully it is.
Eh, whatever. He looks pretty good in that profile good. If that's accurate. Hopefully it is. Eh,
whatever.
He looks pretty good
in that profile picture.
Yeah,
yeah he does.
If you're
listening to this
via audio,
I'm showing it
on the screen.
Yeah,
you can go to
Wings Twitter,
see what he looks like.
I'm also pumped
for this Halloween movie.
This Halloween heritage movie
where they're bringing back
Jamie Lee Curtis
and they're sort of rewriting
the whole history
and it's written by, what's his name?
Whose name I always butcher.
Fucking
vice principal's actor. What's his name?
The vice principal actor?
Yeah, Danny McBride.
Yeah, it's Danny McBride.
Yeah, who's a funny guy.
Not really known for writing horror.
He's a good actor too.
He was in that Alien movie.
He was the only redeeming thing about that Alien movie.
I really enjoyed his character in there.
He's the thinner one, Danny McBride, right?
No.
He's the one with the beard who's the funny guy.
Walter Goggins is the thinner guy.
Okay. He was also a good actor he played uh like a transsexual and uh sons of anarchy
i'm not familiar with that sons of anarchy i've seen that show but i did have you seen it was
such a back i've seen all of it it was such a background show for me for the most part though
like i didn't get that into it like Like, I just kind of let it play.
I have that, too.
It's a bit of a background show.
But every so often, the character would get killed in the most brutal way.
You know, like, early on, like, oh, this guy still has his tattoos.
We have to burn them off or grind them off or something like that.
Yeah.
And it's like, wow, that's rough.
But that guy was, like, introduced this episode.
So who cares about him?
He's a red shirt from Star Trek.
And he lived.
He lived through it.
And he was meant to.
They just wanted to destroy the tattoo.
But they wrecked some people that you took five years getting to know on that show in bad ways.
Bad ways.
And it's just...
It was rough.
I would often feel a little
nauseous watching that show. A little sick to my stomach
and feel bad for the characters. It was rough
stuff that they'd get thrown into.
Sometimes it's not even death.
Go ahead. You finish your thought.
You would think after
Bobby or whatever his name is got dinged in the
head with the beaten to death
of pipes in prison or whatever. And they all had to watch or whatever. name is got dinged in the head with the beaten to death of pipes in prison or whatever.
And they all had to watch or whatever.
Whenever you get out, aren't you
going on the straight and narrow?
Aren't you just like, aren't you
selling that fucking Harley? Getting yourself
a Honda and an accounting job?
Fuck all this. I'm going back.
I'm going to community college. Yeah, I'm going to be a fucking CPA.
I'm done with this shit. No.
No, I don't want to move some Mac 10s down to South Cali.
No.
A bag of meth?
No, thank you.
Get that away.
In fact, I'm calling my probation officer.
Yep, it's mom.
She's got meth with her.
She's right in front of me.
Yes, hurry.
After that, you got to get out.
Get out. You need to seek revenge on the people that hurt your boy oh that dude sometimes his death like you said bobby got hit
in the head with and by the way like you hear hit in the head with pipes and it sounds horrific
but when you hear getting hit in the head with the pipes the way that it rings afterwards it
sounds double horrific.
That was rough.
But there were other things that happened.
Like this character lost an eye.
He didn't just lose an eye.
They cut it out with a melon baller.
Yeah.
They don't fix eyes.
Right?
Like if they broke his shin, you'd be like, oh, that's bad.
But we can fix shins.
It'll be okay.
Yeah.
You know? We don't put eyes back that's a
new look buddy yeah how do you look at an eye patch
now you're like that like bender and bender attorney with like his eye patch up there
i don't know so many billboards better call saul i'm looking forward to that coming back
i don't know when that comes i didn't think Game of Thrones will be on this summer.
I said that already.
As much as you hate to see summer leave,
it's nice to see winter shows kick on.
Now, wait for me to, like, in January,
be like, nothing good started.
What's up?
But, yeah, this is television season.
Let's see what they come up with.
Yeah, for sure.
I don't have anything, like, that's coming out right now that I'm into, though.
I don't like anything.
That's why I'm watching those reruns of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I want to see Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
I won't spoil anything, but the last season ended with a cliffhanger,
and I'd really like to know what's next.
That's a show that's probably on in the fall, right's like 22 episodes a season yeah yeah probably so i i've never watched it but i know i know of it you know i know what's
up over there and i know it's super popular on reddit uh yeah it's um it's a popcorn show right
mind candy that doesn't require your full attention to stay on top of, and it's fun. Yeah. I'm looking for Rick and Morty
to come back.
Is that
due anytime remotely soon?
They signed the deal
for several more seasons, so
yeah, it's got to be coming soon.
South Park is coming fairly
soon, I think.
I'm looking forward to South Park.
Other than that, I don't really have anything on the horizon And I'm looking forward to South Park. Other than that, I don't really have anything on the horizon
that I'm looking forward to.
First hit on Google says Rick and Morty May 10th.
That's actually sooner than I thought, but not very soon.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I hope they do a good job.
We'll see what they do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Call it a wrap? Yeah. PKN 215. hope they do a good job. We'll see what they do. Yeah. Yeah. Call it a wrap?
Yeah.
PKN 215.
You guys probably didn't know.
A Conor McGregor fight coming on.
Looking forward to that.
Oh, really?
Yeah, honest.