Painkiller Already - PKN #226

Episode Date: December 28, 2018

It's PKN time baby!

Painkiller Nearly, episode 226. I know hockey talk is on the tip of everybody's tongues. Fuck yeah, because I wasn't here last week and that means the whole thing has to be hockey. I was excited to see another nap then. Yeah, I could use a good hour nap right, just hit it out. That's kind of weird. If you're watching the audio version of this, Kyle leaned back, closed his eyes. It was settled in for hockey talk. Full wings of redemption mode for hockey talk.

Let's do it. For a second there, I hope they do talk about hockey. For a while, I would like a nap because Kyle, our good buddy, just woke up. So the biggest drug that's a problem in the nhl is cocaine by a lot okay it's the only professional sport that doesn't test for weed so if you're a pothead and supremely athletic go to the nhl but uh so the blues and the flyers last year had a trade that where we got shen from it uh braden shen he was a very good player for the flyers and we sent back a bunch of trash and some draft picks uh which was fine for them because

shen wasn't playing as well as they wanted and one of the guys we sent over joy latera who i remember on our the hockey reddit like commenting to people where they're like you know maybe joy latera just needs a new change of scenery and i was like no he sucks he's oh you're gonna be baffled by how bad this guy is at hockey he gets gets there, just like I said, he has like two points in 40 games, so whatever, and now he's getting in trouble because apparently he had a large deal to do with selling and using cocaine while in the NHL.

Come on, you gotta stay sharp. He's been indicted, and charges are being brought on Yuri Letera, So, sucks for him. And is kind of good for the Flyers. Nothing wrong with a little nose candy when you're out there. Wait, how is this good for the Flyers? Because he's so bad. And he makes $4.7 million a year when he's worth however much a guy makes.

Like, not even close. And so if he gets in trouble legally, flyers can be like well all right well you're off our books now looks like we've got about five million dollars to spend on things so secretly the head office of the flyers hex doll is like jory this is a terrible influence for kids i think hex doll's fired right oh shit you're right yep hex doll did get fired yeah so he's somebody less famous dude so hex so Hextall's fired. Who was the GM for the Flyers? GM, I don't know if everyone knows this,

but he sort of like chooses which players are on the team. And then, of course, the coach figures out how they fit together and makes them better. But he was pretty good as his GM, Hextall. Like, Flyers fans liked him, right? Flyers fans liked him, but he was a legend as a Flyers player. So, I don't know that that but he was a legend as a flyers player so i don't know that that means he was a good gm i'm trying to count all the cups we won while he was gm and i'm done ah they all

have while he played i see i don't think he won a cup as a player did he oh maybe he didn't i here's what i remember him my hockey history people want to know this I'm sure Hextall was thought of as like an average goalie but every so often he got so hot he was the best goalie and I remember people wanted to get rid

of him because they're like imagine you needed a tree that provided 25 feet of shade but this tree is known to grow as 12 feet tall now every once in a while you might get a 25 foot tall dogwood or something yeah but for the most part the 12 foot trees that's what we have with hex tall if we need 25 feet of shade we should get an oak and uh that that was my feeling of him as a player. Well, the good thing with Hextall, like, as a player, is he was a goalie, Kyle.

And he played in the era of the most aggressive players. And so now, if you see a goalie fight, which is rare, it'll be both goalies skating to the middle of the ice and then dropping their mitts and fighting. What he used to do was literally assault. Is he would get mad in the middle of a game and the other goalie would have Nothing to do with it because he's like six four and a monster and was known to be insane at the time and he would Skate and chase other goalies down sometimes and they'd be like skating backwards like stop stop

I don't want to fight and he's like we're fucking going man Would actually assault other players on the ice and back in the day It was a bunch of Canadians, the good old boys, and they'd be like, you know, you got to really throw it to Hextall here. He's let in seven goals, but he's really got heart as he caves in Grant Fier's skull. But not just other goalies. Hextall would take on people who were hockey fighters and stuff. You know, they'd be like, oh, you an enforcer?

Well, welcome to Philadelphia. Our fucking goalies are enforcers too. And then – Hextall's hands would get a taste. Oh, yeah. Hextall – I like milk. They did on the Bruins. Hit him with a shoe. of Philadelphia, our fucking goalies are enforcers too. And then... Oh, yeah. Hextall... Hit him with a shoe. I told you about that. He stormed into the stands and beat a fan

with his own shoe. And now he's on NBC being like, this is a shame out here what we're seeing, this kind of play. It's like, you piece of shit. This is Hextall with the shoe being... That was Milbury now Who tries to act above it all in High and Mighty Now, the Flyers got rid of their coach

Based on what I'm reading, right? And they are first in line, it appears For Quinville Who is the Blues That was like the fantasy coach Taylor has been saying for months That he's happy the Blues suck He's happy they fired their coach

Because it makes room for Quinville Now's happy the Blues suck. He's happy they fired their coach because it makes room for Quindle. Now, apparently the Flyers, the rumor is, are going to get him after Christmas. I'll be so upset if he goes to the Flyers. The Flyers handled it in the worst possible PR way ever. It leaked out two days ago or something where it was like on our hockey, where I spend most of my Reddit time there. It was like, flyers fire coach and it got huge and on twitter all the beat writers like flyers are firing their coach and the flyers

came out and they said no hack stall is our guy he's our coach and like literally three and a half hours later they're like hack stall you're fired and so like they're like the flyers account tweets were like backing him up and then immediately firing him, throwing him under the bus, which was funny. So I hope the Flyers almost get Quinville because knowing the Blues, they will get Quinville and he'll do well enough for us to make to barely miss the playoffs and give a great pick to Calgary or whoever the fuck we're setting up with a nice softball this year. God, I hate being the farm team of the NHL. We're setting up with a nice softball this year. God, I hate being the farm team of the NHL. Speaking of barely missing the playoffs,

I don't want to set expectations too high, but the Hurricanes might just do that. Isn't it hilarious? We have a handful of teams in our vicinity that we can go on. I'm not even looking at you. I'm like, well, I like Woody, and I like the Flyers, but they're just as bad as we are. Well, the Hurricanes, oh, man. Well, my prediction with them was terrible.

How about those New Jersey Devils? Also bad. Like, the only team I can follow with any sort of goodness is the Tampa Bay Lightning. Like, that's it. But I like them. I'm not on board with Tampa Bay. Just because my dad lives there and I've gone to see a game. I like them.

They're skilled. I barely follow them. But I guess I kind of look at the Maple Leafs as the Yankees. And to me, the hockey world is just a little more interesting when they're in it. You know, when the Yankees fall out of the playoffs or don't make it, it's like, I don't know. I just care less. Yeah, it's because Toronto fans are like the biggest fan base by an enormous margin, I would say. Yeah, so I like to see them in the mix.

Yeah, we'll wrap there. I like to see it in the mix. Sorry, Kyle. I want to wrap it there. I think everyone listening really wants to hear about paramotors. I've just talked so much hockey today that I'm burnt out. Kyle's video is...

I love when it freezes. It was funny, though, because it was really frozen in a moment of disinterest. Complete disinterest. Just completely zoned out. Yeah, it was just burned in. I watched a video on YouTube today of, it was just some suggested thing, of this guy who was getting, he must be like some high-level engineer or something. Everyone's seen this!

Yeah, I just saw it a few minutes ago. That video is like 24 hours old with 15 million views or something. So I interrupted Taylor, but please. Someone stole this gentleman's package on his front doorstep.

And it made him upset. But this guy was a NASA engineer. He currently has projects on Mars. He built a dartboard where you throw the dart and the board moves, so you get a bullseye every time. He's like, if there's anyone who can over-engineer a Christmas present or a front-door package to get revenge, it would be me. He builds this thing.

It throws glitter. It sprays fart spray, and it records the guy's reaction. And it has GPS's in it so that he can get the package afterwards. Tom's brilliant. So brilliant! It's so good. And the fart spray especially made the thing not a keeper. I mean, if I got a glitter

dispenser, I might be like, huh, not bad. But the fact that it stinks, usually they're looking at it in their car and it's just like, oh my God, get this out of here. And it's, oh. It's so funny because all the cameras are rigged. Have you seen the video, Kyle?

No. All the cameras are rigged. Super high tech. He has four phones facing outward in this container with blackout tape or something so you can't tell you're being recorded. And so it's got full three 60, like top down vision.

And so when you lift this, this cardboard case, it triggers some mechanism that goes, and then this giant cup with ridges to throw it further, start spinning. And it's just a cup of glitter and it grows everywhere. Yeah. And then it starts doing like a nging,

nging, nging, nging. And it it starts doing like a nying, nying, nying, nying, nying. And all it is is like a little device spraying liquid ass five times wherever it is. And so people are sitting it down and they'll lift it up and for a second they look at it and then it goes

and it's a huge enveloping spray of glitter. And then you'll hear like oh hell no! And then it'll go and they'll go somebody shit their pants and it's it's immediate how quickly they get rid of you'll even see i love you i was like i'm going this way he throws it and you just see the camera spin i love the impression of an Asian thief. Spot on.

You'll know exactly the people I'm talking about. It was the group of four guys in the car. And the group of the woman in the car. And the other guy in the car. There were thieves of all races. And by all, I mean white and black. I knew this was Yang's lucky day

I wish I could do a Jewish accent They're just not package thieves really But anyway They've got a whole other thing they do Might not even be kosher when they're white brisket Right to the sauce It's so great They get so upset

Some people stay like the the fart spray taylor's impression of the sound is great that yang yang yang yang but if you see this um i don't know the shape of it oblong maybe so as it spins it presses down on what looks like an aerosol spray or maybe it's a pump then it just goes yang yang and it pumps it five times pauses 30 seconds and then pumps it's called fart spray i hadn't heard of it before but it pumps it five times every 30 seconds uh so i forget maybe forever i don't know what makes it stop so there's no more liquid ass and nobody keeps so he gets to retrieve it all the time because the fart spray makes it something you don't want to keep around

which is part of the brilliance so he retrieves it but he really had it figured out he couldn't get it back and upload it to the cloud it was pretty cool it was like a thing that I could never I'm not a tenth smart enough to figure all that stuff out but watching it and imagining myself being that clever

I was like man this is almost satisfying like if someone stole something off my front porch as has happened many times i don't engineer something hell yeah i get shit stolen i don't order stuff i my amazon purchases since i moved to to the city went from to to borderline zero okay like because I ordered a couple things, they get stolen. It's like, this is stupid. You know, I'm not gonna, I don't have the skill nor the time

to learn to engineer things and then get a glitter thing. I would make a huge mess on myself trying to practice glitter stuff. That's all it would do. It'd be a lot of time and money. The guy was an engineer, so he was able to put together,

I guess, a lot of the sort of broader strokes, the design that holds the cameras and the box and such. And then he was able to put together, I guess, a lot of the sort of broader strokes, the design that holds the cameras and the box and such. And then he was able to network where a guy did the electronics that would trigger the different things. And they did something great. So sometimes I wonder, I guess I'm bringing up, his video is going to be financially very successful. He had a sponsor on it already. And I don't know what they pay, but I assume it's pretty good.

Even just the ad revenue on it, this is going to be a 50 million view video, a 100 million view video. It's going to pay his rent for a long time. That's cool. Do you guys watch Mr. Beast? I've never heard of him. He does some high effort stuff.

By high effort, I mean he spends a lot of money. Yeah, sometimes it's... it can be both, really. A hundred grand. What kind of content is this person making? Everybody keep your hand on the car. Last one that takes it off wins the car. The car is $100,000. Yeah, or like, hey, we're going to prank my friend's dad

by spreading $20,000 worth of pennies on tarps in his backyard. They couldn't even open all the pennies. I'd have to do the math. Is that 2 million pennies? 2 million pennies, I think. 20 grand. Too many, yeah. Yeah.

Because $20,000. That's 20 million pennies. Holy shit. Two decimal points is 2 million pennies. I just added two. It's seven zeros, right? So 20,000, right? I put millions of pennies in my friend's backyard.

That's hilarious. 200,000 would be dimes and two million would be pennies. That's how I did it. Man. Yeah. How many banks do you have to go to? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, how did he arrange that for?

That's weird well there'll be another sometimes there's not money involved which isn't really the the thrust of my point but sometimes i've seen him be like hey i'm gonna stay underwater for 24 hours so he submerges a uh like a tote of some sort so his head is you know above water but underwater and then he has like an air compressor just feeding in fresh air and he needs to stay under what he didn't make it he got like nauseous and sick and like woozy and even when he got out he still felt bad like there was a i don't know i don't know medicine well enough but i something was fucked up on this guy it took like hours and like a whole night to recover he became

an ocean man but he'll i saw him so he goes to a restaurant. He stiffs the waiter a tip. All right? He goes to the next restaurant, and he tips him like a dollar. And then the next one, two, four, six. No, two, four, eight, 16, 32, 64. And then we start getting into like the 128, $256 tips. And he didn't do it perfectly. He did 1,000.

And the next guy got like a two. I think the top waiter got like a two but i think the top waiter got a ten thousand dollar tip and altogether the bill he tipped out like thirty or sixty thousand dollars and i'm like what's the business model on this i'm confused are you getting 50 grand of video somehow i i've had million view videos. They're worth two grand. You know? Like, how is he doing? He donated $10,000 to PewDiePie. That's the premise of the video.

How does he make that a profit center? Well, at least he gave it to someone who needed it. Right, yeah. PewDiePie's life will be changed forever now. That's nice. He needed that. The waiter one was actually really good. Like, it was neat to see

it was endearing to see the reaction of the waiters the the ones that got stiffed were like uh you know like a little sad but not like angry or like if they didn't paint him in a bad light it was just so i didn't really get paid what i earned then the ones that were like you know a thousand dollars ten thousand dollars were just you were just thinking about what this meant to them. So it was kind of neat to watch. But yeah, I don't know. This is like the perfect time to make a video like, I put one trillion copper atoms in my friend's backyard.

And it's one penny. You know the channel that's got the business model figured out. There's this channel that does... They make blades, okay? And the premise of every video, the title of every video is, the world's sharpest blade made out of... And then there's a blank there. And they put a new

thing in that blank every fucking week. And after three of them, you don't give a shit what they're gonna make the next one out of because you've seen it all, and yet they keep doing it. And... You wouldn't give a shit what they're gonna make the next one out of because you've seen it all and yet they keep doing it and and You wouldn't believe the things that they make blades out of the smudges off of glass They just collect huge amounts of smudges off of glass and then compress it into a blade

You mean you're joking about that one. I'm almost positive. That was one of them They they get what the name of the channel is? I want to poke around at this. I looked up world's sharpest blade made of. Yeah, that ought to get it. It's everything. Anything you can imagine. I would be shocked if there's not a poop blade. If they didn't take human excrement

and compress it down into a block and then sharpen that blade into a shit blade and then slice tomatoes with it. Because that's what they do with every one of them. Every time they get one, they're like, oh, look how sharp the blade is. Oh, I sliced a tomato.

Found one, the sharpest paper knife. Yeah, there you go. DIY. Man, if I ever want to do, what a really useful thing now that is my my most hated repetitive uh and successful uh youtube channel i've also discovered this youtube channel where this asian mom does videos with her tiny children and at first you're like oh this is some really wholesome content asian mom eats watermelon with her children and you're like oh this is some really wholesome content asian mom eats watermelon with her children and you're like oh yeah yeah look at this cute little family it's the mom and

the two tiny little kids and and they're eating they're eating a melon and look at that japanese that weird like thai or korean like melon scooper they have never seen that before wait why why is there so much why is there so much upskirt here i I'm seeing a lot of upskirt. And why is she squatting like that? She's just flashing full pantied beaver at us. Now, what's the name of this channel? You know, there's so many. The Panty Beaver.

Let's see. Asian Mom Upskirt Kids. That'll get it. get it i guarantee it shit i didn't get it somehow i want my money back um i'll find it in just a moment let me let me dude i watched a restoration i think the guy restored a vice it was amazing i don't know if you know but like a big heavy vice is kind of expensive one way with good, they almost don't do it anymore. So it's cool that he took this rusty old junk that was clearly left outside for decades and turned it into beyond perfect. So YouTube says, ah, Woody likes restoration videos.

It starts showing me the shittiest, garbagest restorations that have ever been. I'm like, why are you, why do you have a channel about restorations? You're not good. You're not even average. You fuck shit. Like this is such a horrible video. I want my time back. I have YouTube Red. It troubles me to think you're getting a penny from this. It's, yeah, there's, if you want to do DIY restorations and you're even decent at it, that market is ripe because there are some low quality bullshit. So there are seemingly, it's a bit confusing, but it seems like there are several of these channels, but it's the same lady giving us the old upskirt. Here's Asian mom washing clothes by hand in the bathroom, okay? I'm going to keep this. It says on it, this video is graphic.

It may be disturbing to some people. Yeah, they put that in every single one. And the title is, Beautiful Mom Washing Clothes by Hand in the Bathroom? Like, huh. All right. let's make this thing fit you guys ready i'm ready ready set play all right now she's telling us to subscribe no back on her toilet

is it who's there, though? In a bucket. Oh, yeah, let me just squat right here. Beautiful mom washing clothes by hand in the bathroom. Yes, right here. All right, at least she put her hand between it. So as she sat, she positioned her skirt in such a way that you can't see up it. Well, I take that back.

She did quite the opposite. Yeah. Starts off as we all do with dumping a bucket of water on the ground. He's like, we're not getting enough bees. There you go. There you go. I do one more thing. I can't go home.

Now wash that shit. Wash it. Yeah, it's dirty, isn't it dirty isn't it smell yeah get in there oh yeah yeah use that toto weird asian toto washing powder you've got there yeah show it to me yeah this bubbles now kyle this could just be her culture. Work it. Lots of people, lots of Slavic and Asian people do a lot of things squatting. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Show it to me. She's, what am I looking at there? Am I seeing labia? No, you're seeing, like, some weird gook panties. Can't say that, Kyle. I'm pretty sure you can't. Comments are disabled, so they know what they're doing.

To be honest, I still haven't seen what's the most risque part. Like, it's a little bit, but there's still the plausible denial. That's their game. That is their game, is that they just show you enough that on the internet, they're like the internet like yeah yeah keep it up show me a little more that's it oh gosh those clothes so fucking clean not really clean i

wouldn't wear them but do your job do your job or i'll put you in the punji pit you bitch Bungie pit. That's right. DC. Wow. What's this? This is 6 million views. Do you think that's... I turned this camera off. I'm going to explode on your back like napalm. Are her videos all getting demonetized? I'd have to guess, right?

Ah. They're making a killing. Here's another one over here I just linked. This is called... I'm going to close this one because we get the point, right? This is called Beautiful Mom Washing Motorcycle at Home. This isn't the one that, I saw another one where she washed a car, and she literally gets up on the hood of the car and on her hands and knees

with her ass pointed at the camera, and she's scrubbing the hood. Three, two, one, play. Yeah, you know where to start. No time to waste with that bullshit. The name of this channel is Primitive Era Imaginary. Oh, I love those braces too. I want it to hurt.

I was seven seconds into this video when I think I got the gist of it. Like, I'm not expecting... What the fuck is this subscribe? She photoshops 400k subs on there. Yeah. Because in the description it says help me to get 100,000

subscribers. Yeah. What's this channel even how many does this have? That is like a moped pulling what looks to be a four person trailer. Rickshaw. Yeah. There better not be four americans in that thing oh this is like royce royce in my country oh here's a good one

oh yeah what's it called uh it called a cut mom clean staircase on first floor by hand and evening routine single mother and job on weekend. Fuck yeah, she's cleaning that. Not cute mom, it cut mom. Cut mom. She is a cut mom. She didn't get that staircase clean. Interesting how they're located in Egypt, apparently. Primitive.

Oh, it said primate area. Does she mean primitive? Because it said primate. All right, at the risk of being out of sync i'm gonna rewind just to see if i really saw that right get that get that fucking stair clean oh yeah that said primate for sure actually primate she's trying to tease a little bit of down shirt too uh-huh on your head on her knees now oh i love that 400 000 oh subscribers photoshopped. It's hilarious. I think I might get a little nipple.

Really? I also like the video she uses to show you to subscribe. Not only is the subscriber count photoshopped, the title of the video she's using is How to Do Carrot for Skin Care. My sister used eggplant whitening for skin care. Wait, it has one view. Primitive era imaginary.

In my head, she's a little off task with what this video is about, and now she's focused on the freaking motorcycle. I think she is. It seems like she doesn't know. Some dude is like, yeah, just clean the stairs. Really? Oh, you're on the stair one? All right. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I feel like you get a little bit of nip if you're careful at like maybe 18, 20 seconds. No, that's a bra. It's just. Oh, yeah. I feel like it like 21, 22 seconds. See, this is why people watch. This is right here.

What we're doing right now. This is the intrigue. Kyle, I feel like you might be a rookie at pausing video. Because you said space bar. Do you know that comma and period, if you're paused, move frame by frame? I didn't say anything about space bar. And PKA last week you did. Oh. I didn't know that trick about period.

Yeah, period and comma move forward and backwards. Go ahead, pause it at 21, and then you can really see what she has to offer by going forwards and backwards with comma and period. And I'm not sure she is wearing a bra. You got to really look hard. Damn. What a weird show we have, guys.

She cleans the fuck out of these steps, boys. I don't know. Power washing would be better, right? Oh. This is their version of power washing. This one has 2.8 million views, and it's her cleaning the whole front porch.

2.8 million views and it's her cleaning the whole front porch 2.8 million views clear yeah yeah i clean porch with my pussy out yeah maybe she did you know why i think she's not wearing a bra because i can't see any bra strap on the spaghetti string thing i don't see the bra on the back when she dances. So, you like that. And we all do. Are you familiar with a young lady? You're gonna love her. Named Banshee Moon. No.

Banshee Moon. Banshee Moon is 50 years old. She's now 51. And she is a really good looking, really fit, 50 year old lady

who wears a bikini and her husband records her doing stuff around their home and their farm. Just anything and everything. You're going to want to skip through this to get to the good bits. No need to sync up. All of these videos are the same they have tens and tens of millions of views you're gonna love this lady when her jaw is strong as fuck her stomach is flat as hell

i'm already sold she's muscular walking around her backyard yeah Yeah. Yeah, she absolutely is. On my screen, she's driving a tractor right now with what looks like a Woods finish motor. Mower, I mean to say. And she's got like triceps, really defined triceps showing. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. She made a slip and slide around six minutes and 30 seconds

and she runs and dives onto it. She's got a tight body. Kyle, we're mowing right now. Please don't distract me. Go seven minutes and eight seconds. She's all soapy. All right, I'll do it, only because the mowing's over.

Yeah, you fucking jump. Oh, yeah, you old whore. Hey, good for her, looking great at 50. She is looking great at 50. She looks better than a lot of people who are 22. Oh, yeah, 724 whore. Hey, good for her. Looking great at 50. She is looking great at 50. She looks better than a lot of people who are 22. Oh, yeah, 724, bend over. Yeah. So that's all this woman does?

That's all they do. I think they've stopped now because of demonetization. But this was, oh, yeah, getting some nice see-through around 835. I just saw 724, 835, you say? Yeah. Oh, yeah, now the husband's going to do it. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Yeah, I saw the husband.

What did I see? Because he was holding the camera. I think they filmed her from both sides on the slip and slide. There's a little hot light thing going on here. They should exhaust their angles because there aren't a lot of things to do with the activities given. Yeah, I would say these people are swingers. They should exhaust their angles because there aren't a lot of things to do with the activities given. Yeah, I would say these people are swingers. He really likes showing her off.

I feel like they got something like that going on, and I am 100% okay with it. I've mentioned before that I knew a guy who – I don't know that he was a swinger, but I think he shared swinger thought process, if that makes sense. He would go to a strip club and bring what became his wife with him. But I think he really liked that everybody sort of wished they were with her. That was one of the things that lit his fire. When other people thought she was hot, that was super hot to him. Yeah. And I feel like that's a swinger thing if I understand it

somewhat yeah sure sure this one's time stamped she's just trying on trying on shirts like oh look at this $3 shirt why is it so cheap oh wait because you can see right fucking through it that's why and it's size small Asian girl.

But she's not a small Asian girl. On my big muscular double D titties. On my undoubtedly fake tits. Undoubtedly fake. If you could touch them, they're real, Taylor. Fair enough. They're literal or figurative?

These are literal. Man, this is someone's grandma. At 51. Oh, her daughter's in the videos. She's holding the baby in a lot of it. Like, hot grandma. Her daughter's in some of the videos. She's not as hot.

I'd rather have the mom than the daughter. Really? And lack of risk of pregnancy? There you go. I mean, she may look good on the outside, but inside, it's like the inside of a dust devil. You know, those ovaries have long powdered and blown away. Jesus Christ. Probably.

These are facts. Like, at 48, women go rotten. Finally. I found a test the other day. We could all test our testosterone levels. I think it's like 75 bucks a pop. Oh. I don't know if anyone thinks that's a good idea for maybe a PKA gag or something.

But you can order these kits offline and get the results back in a few days. And it's like, oh, yeah, here's your T levels. Huh. Did you see, what is the gentleman's name with one arm that comes to the Patreon hangouts? Um, gun surgeon, gun surgeon. Yes. Did you see that?

He made a post on the sub, he made a post on the subreddit. Gun surgeon is on TRT. Um, gun surgeon, he got into a motorcycle accident. And then because of that, he has a whole host of prescription drugs.

Uh, he actually has two arms, I think, but one works if I, if I have it right. And his prescription drugs lowered his testosterone, so he got on TRT and figured it out. I mean, basically, he just really shared his experience on what it was like to be TRT. It's not all positive. Like, he had to figure out some acne stuff

and I think there was more to get, you know, his level dialed in to where he wanted it to be. And, I don't know. I just want

a good body in a pill or a syringe if that's what it takes. He's like, this is a lifelong thing. And, he didn't have faith

in the, like, post-psychotherapy type stuff that some people do to sort of kickstart your own testosterone production. It scared me a little bit. It varies. It's something that you shouldn't needlessly jump into.

Anytime you're changing your endocrine system and your hormones, that's going to have ramifications. There's a reason that doctors don't just hand it out like candy. Or good doctors who that doctors don't just hand it out like candy or good doctors who actually care don't you know cool guy want to get ripped doctors will i'm sure but yeah you know it's just the kind of doctor i want cool guy ripped doctor who gives me whatever i want i've never done xanax in my life but if i say i get nervous on airplanes like john mulaney recommends i want to get some yeah i don't think very least, I can sell them on the street, right? Make some coin.

So, Taylor, let me just lay this out there. Your tone says you're joking, but come on. Well, of course I'm joking. I'm kind of buying what you're selling, really. A cool guy doctor that gives you... You're selling something very damaging. It's weird because on one hand, I do want a doctor that protects me from myself.

On the other hand, I don't want a doctor that protects me from myself. On the other hand, I don't want a doctor that protects me from myself. I want a doctor that will dole the stuff out to a point, right? I shouldn't be able to say, hey, I'd like 800 per cassette. The big ones. The big ones. Fast release. I want them in bulk.

No need to bottle them up. Just give me the big sack. That's a little fucked, but I went to my doctor the other day and I was like, you know, I want a prescription for Valtrex, which is the cold sore prescription so that as soon as you get one, you fucking pop the pill

and it's done. It never becomes a thing. And I want my Cialis prescription refilled. And I'm like, this time, give me a few refills on that bitch because i don't have to be coming back to you every time i want to supercharge my cock and he's like all right all right no problem go to the i want to talk about pharmacists because they are glorified fucking pill counters who act like they're fucking doctors don't shake

your head no they can be replaced with a mobile app and a trained monkey. Yes, they actually can. Save my daughter's life. Yes, they can. Why? Because of a drug interaction? A dosage problem. Mobile app. The doctor prescribed an adult dosage for an infant.

And the pharmacist was like, this doesn't look right. I'm sorry, the dosage that you have been prescribed is for an adult. You indicated your child was 14 years old. Error. Error. Oh, shit.

I was going to make someone go to school for eight years and pay him $175,000 a year, but the mobile app fixed it. No. Glorified pill counters. They could totally be replaced with a mobile application and a literal trained monkey. Can the monkey count to six? Because that's all the pills I needed the other day. Six. It's fucking

six pills in this jar. The entire pharmaceutical system should be set to the limits of Kyle's current needs. Yes! We'll get the really smart monkey that can count to 40 for you, Taylor. Or an eight-year guado. Take that poor lady who squat washing and I bet she can count the 50 at least not in English I'm so I'm so

and you get to look at like not English number the same for everybody no each language has its own in well yeah like I would pick it up yeah so we're sure what to count no glorified fucking pill counters that's exactly what they are. With fucking medical degrees. They do know more about drugs than doctors do. In a lot of cases.

So would a mobile application. The real thing that they do is they find out when there are going to be drug interactions that will hurt you. For example, if this guy has some sort of blood pressure issue and he just gets prescribed Viagra, the pharmacist will say,

oh, no, Mr. Johnson, this would kill you. Mobile application. It just flashes red. It doesn't spit the pills out of the automated machine when you scan your phone, and now we don't need to pay someone six figures to count fucking pills. I call the pharmacy.

I had it called into the a new pharmacy and the pharmacy's 20 minutes away i call the pharmacy as i'm driving there i'm on hold for 15 minutes they never answer i get there and i start waiting in line i'm 20 minutes into my my line waiting and i realized why they didn't answer the fucking phone the phone is going off continuously it says one person on hold beep beep beep beep two people on hold beep beep beep beep and i look at the guy behind me i'm like i was i was one of those people now i know why they never answered he's like yeah these people are off it's like that fucking dmv i'm like this is bullshit this is me and him are getting each other worked up finally they get to me and she says oh

do you know how much your prescription costs and I'm like yeah it's really fucking expensive I was like you know is it ready you know he got called in yesterday and she's like oh we put a price hold on it we didn't count your six pills out in case you didn't have enough money to buy them.

And I was like, all right, well, I'll go have a seat while you count out my six pills. 20 minutes later. Is it six Cialis? I'm curious. Yeah. Is it the six other one? Yeah. It's six Cialis.

The other pills, 20 bucks for like a big ass bottle. Cialis, boner pills are fucking expensive. It's like $320 for six pills, something like that. So I'm sitting there, waiting on him to count to six. Takes him about 20 minutes, not even exaggerating. And in the meantime, I moved to the side. She asked me to move to the side, and the line is continuing. The next lady goes up there. She's like, hi, Dr. Brady said that he would have my prescription for me, etc., etc.

She's like, oh, no. We got a little backed up. She's like, he said he would have it in 20 minutes. That was this morning. She's like, well, we can put a rush on it and have it in about 45 minutes. He's like, I have my elderly mother in the car i can't just leave her out there i'll have to drive back home and return can he at least promise that when i'm return in two and a half hours that it'll be ready then and she's like let me check and the guy's right there and she's like dr brady if she comes back in two and a half hours, will you have counted to 40 by then? Yeah, I think I can manage. So she walks away in a huff. And then he's already said, Kyle, got your bills ready to go. And he's put them in a little basket. I can see him right there.

And so I stand up there. I'm waiting in like a secondary, like right next to the line by the second cash register. She starts helping the next person. I'm like, excuse me, did I somehow lose my place in line? You asked me to step aside. The doctor has indicated that my pills have been counted.

He made it to six. She won't make eye contact with me. I was right here about to explode you about to wait zaxby's on her i was about to go zaxby's i was about to go bitch bitch i know you're both you can't get both eyes to look in one direction you snaggle-toothed whore but i want my dick pills and i want them right now. And I don't have time to wait on all these people because I've been waiting. I've been here nearly an hour now

waiting on y'all to count to six. And I understand everybody here has something they want, but I want my dick pills and my herpes medication and I want to be on my way. So before I can explode like that, some other person who's not a paid pill counter, but he can do it he goes i can help you sir i know how to run a cash register and that's what we really need back here and he fucking but he goes do you know how expensive they are and like yeah i i am in possession of 350 american dollars as we speak and this card here it'll go a might bit higher if it need if need be so let's let's just make this fucking happen i just just just ridiculous i was so mad

i walked out never again never again never again i'm like we're going to rite aid next time communist communist pill counting faggots glorified pill counters. They could totally be replaced with a mobile application and maybe a number that you call if you're ever confused when the mobile app bounces something back where there's an actual doctor somewhere. Ever set your alarm for 5.30pm

when you need to be 5.30am? The new penalty is death. No! The app handles everything! At the doctor's office, he scans your medication in, and bloop bloop bloop, it's in the app. Don't you like the personal shit sometimes? Like when you're calling your bank

or something, and the phone tree just will not solve what you need. The app won't solve what you need, and you need an actual person. That person gets a lot more done a lot faster, as long as you're courteous and you play the game right than any phone tree will like i feel the same way you do need a person there because i had a problem with my uh bank recently where like because i'm doing house shit i needed statements and i like went on my online banking

and i was like huh well a lot of the statements i need aren't here you know they didn't have all the ones i needed and like it was just like at one point last year they just stopped updating and so i had to like go through the phone tree try and discover it on my own there was nothing to help and then eventually i had to physically go into a branch and eventually they solved it like i have a person i'd still be sitting here yeah i have a person i have a person but even then they can fuck up her name's's... I won't say her name. Just in case. But I know her name. She's got some nice fake titties.

And she doesn't have... They're not fake if you can touch them? There you go. And she handles things. And I did only have one bank, but after this experience, I now have two banks. And I keep monies split between them.

Because I was trying to buy this very PC that I'm working on right now. I don't remember what it was. Over $3,000, less than $5,000, somewhere in there. And my card has a maximum limit on it, my debit card. So you can't just swipe it for $50,000. You've got to call and be like, hey, would you bump my limit up? I'm going to buy a furniture set, or I'm buying a car, or whatever you're doing, if it's something really expensive. And three or four days went by where I'd call the bank, raise the limit, get confirmation of that from them, put it in on the

website for iBuyPower, and it would fail. It would not go through. And then I'm calling iBuyPower and they're like, yeah, it's insufficient funds. And I'm like, no, it's not insufficient funds. It's a shitty fucking bank. By the end, I get two phones. One of them has my banker on speaker. The other one has the guy from iBuyPower on speaker the other one has the guy from i buy power on speaker and i'm like all right

we have a little conference call here uh we got dave have you considered a three-way call instead of two phones no i don't have that functionality i'm stupid no look look don't you go in ohio tech all right if this problem could have been solved with technology, we would be four days into this situation. We're doing it the easy way. All right? Two phones. All right.

And I'm just, all right. Dave at the bank and Pete at iBuyPower, we're going to make this happen. I hereby authorize you to make this transaction. Pete at the bank, it 3800 david i buy power you can have it do it yeah you are now lawfully wed it was awful it was and after that like i was so steaming mad at because every day it would get delayed like it's not like you it would like pop and you'd instantly get delayed it'd be like the next day you get notified oh it didn't go through and so like a full day would would go by where i couldn't get it and then it it happened it ends up falling on weekends and

holidays and horse shit where and now it's like well i should have had my new pc last tuesday and now we're about to hit another weekend or something like that. I was just getting so fucking angry. I started using a whole different bank. So my bank is Wells Fargo. Online, they're always blasted as like the worst in the world. But I do all my business banking there. And I try to tell the story without coming off like a total asshole. But they treat me really well. I told them once. I was like, the service here is great and they're like yeah when we look

up your account it comes up in red and uh like they're there's like they're like color-coded for like how important a customer you are and i'm like really and she turns the monitor around she's like this is you and it it's all like attention grabbing whatever. Like, is that the highest level? And she's like, nope, there's one higher. You were like, fuck, why did I ask? I could have lived in the fantasy. I was like, what does it take to be that one?

And she's like, you would have to take out a line of credit this big and add it to that. And they also wanted me to do my brokerage with them, but I like USAA. But I don't know. So yeah, now I went to get checks a couple months ago. And they're like, all right, all right, you want checks? You know, $60 or something. And I'm like, eh, I'm accustomed to getting checks for free. They looked at my account.

It pops up in the color. And they're like, oh, my apologies, Mr. Woodworth. We'll get your free checks in the mail. I'm not even important and when I say usually on paper they'll do it for me I didn't know that you're popping my bubble I'm sorry

you could be like you know I'm accustomed getting a blowjob while I do my banking that bitch would be out from around that corner guys like alright while I do my banking. That bitch would be out from around that corner. Guy's like, alright. Customs with a small Asian in a dress with no underwear on. No, no, not you. Omar! Come on.

Yeah, the 5'3 Indian man that I can smell from here. Get him over here. Yeah, yeah, put your curry down. See those lips. Have you guys bought all your Christmas gifts yet? Yeah, I got them all. I have a couple more to get, so I'm not listing any.

My wife and I did this. Basically, I wanted a free flight harness for paragliding, and she wanted this enormous Harry Potter Lego thing. Both of them equally wastes of money. thing uh both of them equally wastes of money and um we just kind of we literally decided to buy our own major christmas gift this year and we high-fived over it she was so excited about she had been looking at this harry potter thing for months and uh so that much is finished but there should be something even if it's trivial you know for christmas day and i haven't done that thank you surprise her yeah definitely how about you kyle you got your stuff picked out at least

i don't i don't do that you've said that before but i always think i thought it was kind of tongue and cheek like you do buy gifts for some people right aside from like girlfriends when you're like with someone serious i have occasionally bought gifts for people, but a holiday is not required. And so I don't believe in it. I don't believe that there should be some sort of capitalist holiday where everyone is required to go buy gifts or be guilted. So I don't do it. I unironically agree with that take for the most part. I buy very nice gifts for people

that I care about when I want to. I get my dad something. I bought my dad several very nice gifts. I bought Kitty several nice things. That's about it. And there will be no Christmas buying at all.

At all. At all. Is is it sad though is it a little disappointing when you're at christmas and there's no gifts to exchange no tree there's no gifts there's no meetup you should have said something kyle what kind of tree do you like like a fraser fur i hypothetically prefer a fraser fur if I were going to actually put up a tree, which I am not. I don't want a dying plant in my house that makes everything smell like a car air freshener. So I don't do that either. We have a tree, and it looks better than I'm describing. But it's like a woman wearing a dress, but the dress is a Christmas tree and the top half is a woman. Yeah, I'm familiar

with that. Really? You've got several Christmas trees. I was looking the other day. That's impressive. Well, that one's out front. But, uh, yeah, outdoor Christmas trees, indoor Christmas trees. It's, yeah.

And we have, you know, they ever see like the projector lights and say like happy holidays and stuff? We have three of those cooking in the Game of Thrones room, 24 by seven right now. Indoor. And you just like walk into that room every once in a while and you're like, this is a little too festive.

So we babysit this little girl all the time. She loves it. She's teething and stuff if she gets finicky she just you turn off the lights you walk in there and she just wide-eyed at all the dancing stuff and uh it's she like it's not it's it's uh it's fun to like live through her eyes yeah when we saw the infant the other day we were all just like where'd that infant come from is there something you need to tell us? Why is Jackie holding a... Well, we made another one.

Where did Jackie get that tiny little tot? That's a little one. It looks fresh. I don't know how old she is. Three or four months, I think. I was about to say a year tops. It's a little bitty thing. Under a year. I know that. She hasn't had a birthday, but I'm not that good with baby ages.

She's sitting up. She crawls-ish. She's definitely not booking across the room, but she can work her way across a playpen. I bet she could ride the dog like something out of a cartoon. You'd like to, though. Just strap her down. Yeah, you would need to. You know the,

the saddle they made for Brandon in Game of Thrones? Something like, yeah. Exactly what you want to do, and post that video on social media. Oh, can you imagine how upset, like that would be an actual news story.

Like it would get picked up by some minor local North Carolina station, and it would be like, local celebrity Matt Woodworth, straps a baby, not even his own, using electrical cord to his large dog. What happens next? I'm not going to surprise you. And then it'll show that. And then before you know it, Jake Tapper's talking about the implications of childbearing and things. Oh, that would be a hoot.

Not for you, but for everyone else. She's a good baby she's good i'm sure i'm excited to move on because i've only ever had babies though like what if it what would constitute a bad baby like i had bad babies uh yeah that was baby i was like colicky i streamed i walked and talked really early and i tried to escape and run around i already told you about my leash capades my mom was uh with my girlfriend. We were like walking in the mall the other day. My mom was with us. And my girlfriend brought up the whole leash thing because I joked with her about that. And she was like, Taylor was joking about that leash thing, right? My mom was like,

no. And you know, at first, a lot of people gave me guff for it. But then when they came over and they saw the way Taylor behaved as a kid, they totally understood why i had to have him on a leash sometimes even tying it off to like one of those things at macy's like a dog i couldn't run away too far because you know she used to give me too much slack and you get a bunch of bikes chained to the rack and that's when i was a kid like i also said things so early that that embarrassed her i remember uh i mean i don't remember because i was so young uh but she told me like i used to think that lumpy meant ugly and so she would drive me around or push me around in the cart at grocery stores and i would like point and like loudly announce like mom what a lumpy man then she'd be like ha

ha he's just being silly and then but it got over time he just points at old ugly men and women and calls them lumpy in the store well i pissed on people at that age so i never did that yeah yeah i ran around naked like a wild indian i literally like like naked all the time and like if there were if there were like adults socializing outside like some sort of garden party or like more likely if like my dad's friend was over and they were looking under the hood of a car i would literally sneak up and piss on the guy's leg that's hilarious why did you ever stop i i i probably systematic beatings i'm not i'm not really sure uh and i've told the story before I broke the one guy's foot

I picked up the biggest rock I could carry and I smashed a grown man's foot with it when I was like three damn that's I never did that I never broke anybody's foot I did like with a couple

kids in my neighborhood we watched Littlefoot a lot. Did you ever watch that, Kyle? Yeah, I love that. Love it. You remember how they would go and Spike would eat all the leaves? It would look so satisfying. It looked really tasty. Yeah, yeah.

Littlefoot would go eat some, and Sarah, and Petrie, and the whole gang. You know them all. There's one more I don't remember. But they'd go, and they'd eat. And I remember going with a couple friends and being like let's play Littlefoot and we just walked around eating leaves like just

eating leaves and you know at the time we were so enchanted with the world of Littlefoot we didn't mind that the leaves didn't taste the way we imagined they would we just continued eating them until we got caught eating a bunch of leaves and we're told don't do that. In that cartoon, they look so delicious. They look great.

They look like chips. Yeah. They look like, I don't know. They look like big, delicious chips or something. And they're just munching them up and they're always so happy when they find some because the world is dying. Little Foot's a sad...

What's it called? Little Foot? I what it's called the little what's it called littlefoot or is it like i imagine i was like 20 when littlefoot land before time that's it oh wait is that the one that sleaze stacks or sleaze no no 88 yeah and the first one it's very good animation i don't think it's disney either it's it's very good animation and it's a really good story and it's basically like i want to say an asteroid has hit the earth and so the the climate is changing and so these leaves these special leaves that come from these big tall trees that the big tall long-necked dinosaurs can't survive something like that are dying out and so they're looking for um the isn't it the hidden valley or something like they're looking for a valley where like these leaves still exist and

along the way it's like bambi where like littlefoot's mom gets killed by a t-rex great valley yes i remember that that sucks yeah and so all of the characters are like orphaned dinosaurs of different species who band together on this epic journey and they're always like dealing with dangerous situation usually predatorial dinosaurs and hiding and just looking for enough food to survive it's it's it's pretty heavy sounds pretty decent yeah i want to see a live action remake oh did you say they're doing a live action remake of sonic oh no i thought you were going to say Lion King. I saw someone reply to that.

Somebody replied to that. There's a picture of Sonic in the live-action bullshit, and it looks terrifying. And someone replied with that Godfather meme where Marlon Brando's going, they massacred my boy. They massacred my boy. He looks so fucked. It's not live action though everybody's calling

see i don't like that we're now calling cgi live action like they're doing that the lion king they're like oh look it's live action no it's not how how the fuck do you get a live action baboon to hold up a fucking lion over a cliff and not eat it it's fucking my question is alive how live action is it right because i i might be inventing this i think there's going to be some like real live animals involved in it you know if you watch mad max fury road people praised the practical effects you know out of this world right and then you watch how it's made you like oh well actually like this is not really yeah this is not nearly as practical as i was led to believe it's made and you're like, oh, well actually, this is not nearly as...

Yeah, this is not nearly as practical as I was led to believe. It's mostly practical, though. You know, if there's 15 cars, if there's like 8 cars really there, they add 7 more in the background. Or if the sky normally looked like, we've all seen a fucking sky before. And you're like, yeah, and they really had explosions. Yeah, those explosions

were bullshit. I feel like Russia had better explosions than Mad Max. They really flipped that semi-truck, though, and made it do that crazy fucking spinny thing. They did that in Batman, though, right? Like, with that Joker scene, when they, like, flipped that long-wet thing. Wasn't that, like, the big coup de grace

of, like, the practical effects when they did that? Yes, it absolutely was. So, I don't know which one is more technically impressive. In The Dark Knight, the truck stops and, like, does an end-over-end. In Mad Max, it does this sort of off-a-caddy-corner ramp, and there's, like, a screwball, like, spin move, and there's cameras on it and cameras, like, on the ground, and you see it, like, slide into the camera.

Both are really impressive. The end-over-end seems more impressive, just because, like, I don't even know how you would do that. Yeah, it doesn't even look possible. It's very comic book-y, but they actually do it. So yeah, I kind of agree with you there. If you watch what came out of the camera on Mad Max, it makes you appreciate how good the CGI was

because I thought it was all real. It blended very well. Especially movies like that when they've got this surreal background, like 300 is like that. So much of 300 is fake. They're on a blue screen the whole time. But that backdrop of this acid-washed sky

that's all milky and like an oil painting or something, it really adds to it. It's fucking cool. It's outrageous, yeah. And I remember when that was first becoming a thing, actors would fuss. Like, you know what? It's kind of hard to be as good an actor

when everything is CGI because I'm here pretending there's a sword in my hand against a green screen. Whereas when we're doing it for real, I'm immersed in it. Now, in 2018, it's like, yeah, that's what acting is. If you're not good at that that you're not good at acting yeah mckellan broke down and cried on the set of the hobbit oh yeah i heard about that where he's

like this isn't acting i i didn't i don't know anything about this he's like all right uh ian we want you to imagine that you're in a hobbiton hole and then imagine there are six dwarves and then imagine a couple hobbits here imagine Imagine you're in a very sunny area. And it's like, yeah. And so he had to literally imagine entire scenes of, like, where it's just him standing there. And, like, yeah, he broke down. Because he's like, I don't even know what to do. I can't keep my eyes locked in the same area I'm supposed to.

Like, I don't, like, trying to track all this stuff. And I, you know, I usually, I tongue-in-cheek give actors guff because it's like, you know, you dress up and play pretend for a living. But trying to do that would be borderline impossible. It's a talent. Trying to just picture where everything is. It's a talent for sure. Oh, yeah. And I appreciate actors that do it well.

I appreciate actors that do it well. I have gone to defending Marvel movies because I know I get it. It's not as deep and there's no big twists usually or super reveals, but man, those are good movies. I like them. I'll stand next to my Marvel movies.

Yeah, I like them. They're good. The only thing coming out right now that I want to see is anything by Marvel I want to see Captain Marvel which is funny and I want to see the Avengers the Infinity War I think they call it the end

and um the last Avengers that's uh I can't tell if you're joking, but there's... I saw it trending on Twitter. It was like the final something or the last something else. I don't know. I genuinely thought it was the last one.

There are two actors, Robert Downey Jr. and is it Chris Evans that plays Captain America? Yeah. And I think both of them could be at the end of their contracts. Now, this isn't the last time they've been at the end of their contracts, but this time's different. Negotiating ploy, different, I don't know. One of these times it will stop being a ploy and it will be. Oh, they're going to kill

Captain America in this movie, I guarantee it. Kyle's not alone in that line of thinking. And the same is true for Iron Man. That they might find a way in this movie to transition Iron Man to a different actor or just remove him. And he's really the centerpiece of the Marvel Universe sort of. He absolutely is.

He's where it all started, pretty much. That's true, yeah. One might argue Incredible Hulk, but Kyle's right. It should be Iron Man that's the middle. And so how does this thing change when Thor becomes the center of the universe or something? They kill him off all the time in the comics. Like every hero you've ever heard of has died one way or another,

and they always fix it with time travel, or it was a different universe, or it's an alternate reality, or it's something like that. Like they kill them all. Currently, though, like a lot of the characters, like I think current current, like if you bought a comic today, Iron Man is either dead or gone and he's like jarvis operating the suit or something like that and the suit flies around

and thor is a woman so i'm not worried about the character dying for good because like kyle said you know they come back you'll be fine. I'm worried about how things will go if we have different actors. Yeah, I don't really want to see a different actor. But eventually they'll need a reboot because these guys don't live forever. They age eventually. And they need to be hot. The three Chris's are holding up pretty well right

now, but you know, Robert Downey Jr., when I look at him, sometimes I think he's a little old to play a superhero. Yeah, he's getting close to 50 or something, I guess. Are you right? Is that all he is? I thought he was well over 50. Could be.

Tom Cruise is right there, too, but he looks good. Tom Cruise was supposed to be Iron Man, by the way. So Robert Downey Jr. is 53. I heard about that, actually. Tom Cruise is 56. He looks great at 56. He's amazing for 56. I want to know the recipe.

You know, like, is he on steroids? I think he is. How hard is he working? How much plastic surgery has he gone through? I don't think he's had any. I don't think Tom Cruise has had any plastic surgery. I think he's had a facelift at least. I don't think so.

It's hard to get him right. Look at Mickey Rourke. I saw someone say that Mickey Rourke looks like someone wearing a mask of Mickey Rourke. And then someone also used that same meme, they massacred my boy. He looks so awful. No, I think that Tom Cruise has had a facelift. I'm pretty sure of it, actually. His skin is just tight. He doesn't have a loose neck. He's no Mitch McConnell.

He absolutely has. Yeah, no doubt. You think so, too? Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So PKN 226. Yeah, man. All right. I had a fun time the show. You too.