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Episode 232, I think? I don't know. This doesn't have the number on it like the old background did.
You're supposed to put the number in. It says it right there!
Where does... Oh yeah.
No, no, no. Leave it if it says insert number. That's funnier.
Uh, no. It just has a blank spot. He didn't give me a freaking editable file, did he?
Am I wrong about that?
Yeah, it says right here.
No, it doesn't.
Here.
Here, need to move PQN to the new overlays. You can put your own text for the episode number
in the top left there.
Did he give you a Photoshop or a PNG?
It's not an editable file, right?
We're hitting the ground running today, boys.
Yeah, that's some bullshit.
He put this together in Photoshop
and then gave me the output, not the input.
That's silliness.
Well, we're all friends here, so
it's all good.
Well, I didn't lay in.
Dude, UFC event. All three of us saw it?
Yes, I actually did.
Oh, you didn't watch it?
You probably saw the Dillashaw fight,
though. It was only 30 seconds. Yeah, I saw the Dillashaw fight,
and I saw the Page fight, and that was it.
So does that guy get to keep his 125 weight now? Probably. Yeah, I saw the Dillashaw fight, and I saw the Page fight, and that was it. So does that guy get to keep his 125
weight now?
Probably. See, here's the thing.
He was there. He's like, I'm fighting for the 125. I'm
saving all these jobs. I'm representing the division.
I, like, this
division, all these people, their hopes or dreams
are riding on me keeping this alive.
And then he does it. He wins. He wins in
spectacular fashion. Suddenly,
125 is interesting again.
And the first thing he says is, hey, let's go fight at 135.
Let's ride it again.
And I want your belt.
And I can see what he's doing.
He's going for leg.
Because he wants to be champ champ.
It's not like he can go to 115.
That's not a thing in men's.
So I see where he's coming from.
And he wants a payday.
Another thing he said was Dana White.
I want to get paid,
which like I can totally understand,
but as a fan,
it's not inspiring me.
Right.
You know,
as a fan,
you want to hear,
I want to build my legacy,
not my bank account,
but I see where it's coming from.
Like just based on what my friends have told me who are way more into this than me.
Dana White kind of wants to get rid of one 25,
right?
Like it's just, it's just kind of a loser
of a division. It was.
So for
a long time, I was about to say 10 years
but that's probably too long. Forever
the same guy was the champion.
125 and only had one champion.
DJ.
What the hell is his full name, Kyle?
Demetrius Johnson. Demetrius Johnson.
Thank you. Oh, Mighty Mouse. Yeah, I know who that is. Wow. Alright, yeah, so it was Mighty Mouse, Demetrius Johnson. Demetrius Johnson, thank you. Oh, Mighty Mouse.
Yeah, I know who that is.
Wow.
All right, yeah, so it was Mighty Mouse, Demetrius Johnson,
and he was the champ.
Well, Demetrius Johnson was a great fighter,
but a lousy, lousy promoter.
Almost like the anti-promoter.
He just doesn't do that.
And it got to be that it was never interesting
because you knew he was going to win.
You didn't know who he was fighting against.
Just for whatever reason, It was never interesting because you knew he was going to win. You didn't know who he was fighting against.
Just for whatever reason, people weren't inspired by second and third place at 125 like they are at 155.
So it was always DJ fighting some guy you didn't know with no hype or interest.
Every time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there was never an up-and-comer at 125 who had any personality or was interesting.
So Henry Cejudo, he's a little different right he comes out to the weigh-ins and he brings a snake which is an insult they use
against tj dillisall and he tames it and he slams it on the ground it's a fake snake and you know
like he's just he's putting on a little theatrics and and he's putting some weight on this like this
matters whether i went everyone was more interested in this 125 pound fight than I think any other I can think of.
And another thing DJ did,
which makes me almost mad at him,
is he turned down the fight against TJ Dillashaw.
TJ Dillashaw wanted to come down and fight him.
And DJ either priced himself out of the fight
where he said, I want so much money to take this
that the UFC said no.
Or he said that he wanted to see his opponent
work his way up and prove he could make 125.
TJ Dillashaw's never missed weight in his life.
He's never missed weight in his life.
And that includes now at 125 pounds.
So for DJ to be like, I want to see him take a few other fights and earn his way.
Whatever, dude, you're just throwing up barriers to prevent this fight from happening.
What Henry Cejuda said when they told him to fight TJ Dillashaw was yes.
I love that. i love that i love that you know as a fan a guy who says you know what i'm the baddest motherfucker at this weight it doesn't
matter who you put in the ring with me i am better than that guy because no one is better there's got
to be like an inherent bias too of viewers being like these guys are really small like i had more
fun watching the big guys
beat the shit out of each other.
Even though you can be like,
what's the old joke of the WNBA?
You have to look at the fundamentals!
Where it's like, yeah, but it's still,
you don't get to see LeBron jumping 30 feet
and slamming the ball through the hoop.
So I think that is a real thing with this.
It's like, okay, we've got the little fighters,
those are the women,
but I don't care about a 125-pound guy.
He may be skilled till the cows come home, but who cares?
A few years ago, I would have totally agreed with you.
I didn't care about anything under 155.
And then Conor McGregor came along at 145 and made that the most interesting division.
And then at 135, you had this trio of Cody Garbrandt, TJ Dillashaw, and Dominic Cruz
all vying to figure out who was the best and 135 became super interesting and then just recently
with a new champ at 125 and TJ Dillashaw dropping it 125 became interesting I agree that there is
sort of an inherent bias against little guys If you don't know anything about fighting
You might be tempted to be like
Alright, alright, look, I get that these guys are badasses
But I'm, you know, 255
I could beat that guy
Maybe at 255, probably not still
They walk around at 250 though
If they're fighting at
Yeah, not a 125
That guy who doesn't know very much about the sport
That's the guy they're trying to get.
You're right.
You're right.
So there's going to be a class of people.
I exaggerated.
But let's say I'm an athletic 190.
I could beat that guy who fights at 125.
But like Kyle's sort of getting it.
If you fight at 125, you probably walk around at 150-something.
And that 150-pound is going to beat your 190-pound ass.
I'm just sure of it.
Yeah, I would think so. I wrestled'm just sure of it. I think so.
I wrestled at 140 in middle school.
It's just an adult man being 125.
It's just surprising.
20 pounds of that was cranium.
Yeah, but they didn't let me get an exemption for that.
Headbutting is not allowed.
If there's ever a professional headbutting is not allowed so see if there's ever a professional
headbutting championship oh my man my money's on you oh my my wrestling coach knew that my
uh because like i was all my effort was in hockey like wrestling was just more like this is more fun
like i like staying in shape this is kind of a fun thing to do sports it's weird oh yeah yeah but i
played hockey year round like constantly i was in leagues and so that was like my main focus
and then like the winter league was usually like a school league that i didn't care about as much
okay and then of course when i'm traveling and having to miss stuff but i my coach knew he's
like you know taylor you're very strong you're not very quick and I was like okay well
that's that sucks he's like okay what you're gonna do is you can't strike anybody but you can take
this part of your forearm and as soon as that whistle goes and the ref says go I want you to
hit that other kid in the collarbone as hard as you can and I was like okay then what do I do after that he goes I don't think
you're gonna have to plan for it and so it was my first wrestling match ever and this big Asian kid
from the other school comes out and he's like they kind of played fast and loose with the weight
rules he clearly he was my same height and noticeably fatter so he clearly we were not in
the same weight class and I was like getting down ready and Iably fatter. So he clearly, we were not in the same weight class.
And I was like getting down and ready, and I'm so nervous.
And then he blows it, and the first thing I do is just,
bah, as hard as I can into this kid's collarbone.
And the saucers, his eyes became,
because his coach must not have told him that's legal.
All I did was what my coach said, hit him like that.
Oh, no.
Got him on the ground, and it was really, really quick.
Hang on.
You're breaking up. I don't want to...
I want this unadulterated. Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah. Am I back?
No. Am I back now?
You seem to be. Short test.
Actually, no. Now you seem gone. Connection's being bad.
Yes. Your connection's quick.
I'm hardwired in. It should be fine.
Do I sound better now yeah yeah
right now you do all right so you come in i didn't know you could do this either you just elbow slam
the guy in the collarbone and neck yes his eyes flail to saucers and please continue and then i
did like an ankle pick and like twisted him to like drive him into the ground and really slammed that fat kid hard.
And really quick, the match was over.
And I tried to act super confident about it.
Did you pin him?
Yeah, I knew that was going to happen.
Yeah, I pinned him real quick because he was shocked.
And I was half expecting the ref to be like,
can't do that, can't do that.
Turns out I was OK.
So I was up for my next match.
And this kid was, they gave me up for my next match and this kid was
they gave me way too much lenience with this kid he was a head shorter than me
way fatter not in shape at all and i was standing there like talking to the kid and he's like yeah
i saw i saw your last match and i was like yep he's like, I'm afraid of you.
And so the next match was the least skilled match.
It was like something out of a TV show.
My coach told me, Taylor, do the exact same thing.
Just hit that kid as hard as you can right in the collarbone area.
But don't use your elbow.
Don't use your fist.
Make sure you're using the flat of your forearm.
And so I was like, okay.
I was so amped up this time that when he said go, I reared back.
And this kid, like, literally turned to the side and ran to the end of the wrestling ring area.
He ran away.
And I had so much momentum that I fell forward.
And I grabbed out for, like, his leg, and he fell forward. And I grabbed out for his leg, and he fell forward.
And it was just a really not tactical fight
of me trying to crawl on top of him
because my one and done chance, my shotgun blast had failed.
And so I had to just...
The kid was so weak and frightened
that that one wasn't very tough either.
The kid was so weak and frightened.
Oh, yeah, I was one of the wrestlers that like the other wrestlers in my class
they liked watching the most because they knew I wasn't gonna get fancy and
the first wrestling match against every individual school before they saw my my ace in the hole move
It almost always worked. It really did. I can't believe more people didn't do that.
So, that was my wrestling
career. I don't remember how to do anything other than...
Why don't more people just punch people in wrestling?
I know!
No, I see it coming!
Between the collarbone slam and the oil checking,
I was a state champion.
He just brings a gun.
Get on your back!
Ah, he got me again!
Yeah. just punch him
that seems to be the way to wrestle
yeah that was the secret
but then like once I saw friends of mine
who continued on with like high school
high level wrestling and like going to state
if they were that good it was like
ah this would not work against
these guys they would like do some hullabaloo and flip me on my ass.
But yeah, wrestling, as far as defending yourself,
it seems like that's one of the best things to know in a street fight situation or something.
I think the grappling...
That or boxing, right?
1v1...
Probably wrestling even more than boxing.
1v1, it's considered to be really, really good,
right one v one probably wrestling even more than boxing one v one it's considered to be really really good uh especially if you're not on like concrete or asphalt or something like that
uh if you are on it then i mean still you're both on it ideally you win that takedown it just
opens more chance i guess yeah i uh i was sitting in uh so my dad was telling me he's like you know once you get a
house there's always going to be something and i was like yeah but it can't always be something
right like there's sometimes it'll be okay he's like i don't know like there's always a little
thing at least and so i was sitting i had gotten home from hanging out watching the fight actually
and i got back with my girlfriend and we were sitting around watching some tv before bed it's probably 11 11 30 and we're just relaxing but i'm about
to fall asleep and i just hear from my master bathroom just a suddenly out of nowhere like a
gushing and splashing sound and i was like fuck shit and so i got up like i had been drinking
during the fight and so i'm like drunk and so I'm walking into my bathroom.
I open it up, and it's like what you see
when plumbing goes wrong in a movie
where the faucet had
blown off, and it was
spraying a jettison of water
up into my ceiling.
It wrecked my light fixture that was
above the sink. It was
just a fucking shit show.
It was the faucet, not the toilet. It was the the sink uh it was just a fucking shit show and so i had to run down not the toilet it
was the bathroom the faucet yeah the bathroom sink and it would shot up and and i was like oh
fuck fuck fuck and so i like first i put like the little faucet thing back on there and it's still
now it's going you know towards me because i'm trying to cap it off but it's just turning into a
now a disc of wetness going everywhere and i was like telling my girl like
go go turn off the water she's like where's the water and i'm like you hold this here i'll go
turn off the water so she's doing it it's like a you know feels like a quarter inch of standing
water in my bathroom and it's pretty big bathroom at this point and and i run down turn the water
off make a call to try and get it fixed they can't do it that night and because I've been drinking all night I still have like five more peas in me and so I just
had one of my bathrooms just full the toilet was full of piss for like all
night until the next day when they were able to come out and get it fixed for me
did you look under the sink for a water shut off uh no I just ran and turned off all the water
oftentimes under the sink there's
a two dials you could do there i was i was drunk old man and all i was thinking was like i know
where the dial is and so i ran down there and turned it and it was like oh fuck well that was
an expense i didn't want so uh yeah do you have a warranty on the home maybe yeah i do but they're not gonna i didn't
go through the right paperwork or some shit like to to put it in and so they're not going to cover
it all that's how home warranties work in my experience too they're just bullshit yeah we
had something wrong with our age but i've only owned the house for like a month and they're like
yeah well you can suck my dick idiot yeah that's what they actually said so they're like, yeah, well, you can suck my dick, idiot. That's what they actually said.
They're like, well, how do we know that this is a pre-existing problem?
And it had to be the right type of pre-existing problem.
Okay, it needs to be somewhere in between it was built that way and it didn't just happen.
And if it's in there, but we determined that everything's not in there.
Then we roll a D20 and see how lucky you are.
Ooh, your character's very low on luck.
Sorry.
We're not covering this.
So, yeah, that was a little aggravating.
So now I'm going to be devoting a lot of time to YouTube videos, trying to figure out more about just basic home maintenance so I'm not so retarded.
Plumbing's my least favorite, too. know kyle likes it more than me uh my big thing i have two things i don't
like about plumbing one the consequences can be kind of high if you fuck up like crown molding
the consequence of fucking up is maybe you have a gap right or you didn't do a 45 year budget one
isn't like as good as it could be when moldinging, when you mess up, well, you've seen what happens.
I'm sorry.
With plumbing, you've seen what happens.
The other thing is every time I work on plumbing, I'm on my back under a sink and with my body in the cabinet and the little ridge is digging into my spinal cord.
And I'm just like, this is my least favorite working environment.
Yeah.
I like it.
I've done a bunch of plumbing.
I don't know that there is.
I was going to say nothing too complicated,
but I've never seen complicated plumbing, I suppose.
It's all this fucking PVC or CPVC and fucking glue and saw and elbows.
What have you had to fix before?
Lots of PVC pipe, like water lines.
Six-inch, five-inch, half-inch, like water lines, six inch, five inch, half inch, one inch, just all sizes
from big water mains to small water lines running in and out of houses and in and out
of buildings.
My stuff's always closer to the end, like installing a new garbage disposal, a new dishwasher,
fixing a broken...
You know the
things i said to turn under the sink i've had them leak before so you kind of cut them out and put
new ones in yeah and uh i don't i don't know now i i hire i've seen this i've seen this piping at
like lowes and home depot when i'm buying like the stuff that i'm familiar with that's like
that just like pops together yes and i've been curious about that but i didn't i
actually i used it for my washing machine a while back because i felt like it was a good application
it's a really tight area and you can access it if shit goes wrong um but i've never used it
on anything bigger than it's like the size of your pinky these lines like quarter inch lines
or something okay i think they make that the people do their whole home with
and i forget the name of it i have i have pirates in my head but i know that pyrex is the glass
yeah pyrex dishes i have a motherfucking anyway and i think there's two competitors
that that you know for for plumbing supremacy anyway uh yeah apparently it's a legit way to
do things i just haven't owned it yeah yeah i don't have any there are only white pipes in my home my plumbing system no copper so i'll go real quick
with my vermin tide thing and then kyle will tell us his rust update because i'm actually looking
forward to that um this game is way deeper than i thought it was we described it as a hack and slash and i
completely agreed and there's still an element of that but oh my god to be good at this game
is it's like being good at call of duty or something like like you know you walk into it
and you think it's this complicated and you go on and there's like dozens of different weapons they
each have different attack patterns and like one of my favorites is this big long on and there's like dozens of different weapons they each have different attack
patterns and like one of my favorites is this big long sword and it's slash slash which is good for
like crowd control when you've got tons of weak characters and then an overhead drop would be the
third one and uh you know what call of duty when you do the reload cancel you sort of end the last
bit of the animation by sprinting and you do it so many times
you become an expert at it in vermintide people will do that too they'll like slash slash and
then rather than go through the less effective crowd control they like insta block or like dodge
or something and then go the other way there's so much to this game there's four difficulty levels
on the second one i'm pretty good like I might be that guy that carries a team.
On the third one, if I'm hot, I'm useful.
If I'm not, I'm carried.
That's kind of where I am now out of four.
I haven't tried the fourth one
because that would just be inconsiderate
to show up at my skill level
and ask them to try to carry me on the highest difficulty.
But yeah, man, it seems like I'm playing the game a lot
and I'm watching videos.
Like now I understand what good is.
And there's Jsat is the guy that I've been watching.
Him and Milk and Cookies, TW.
Turns out Milk and Cookies Total War is what that is.
But Jsat in particular is so good.
The highest difficulty isn't high enough for him so he brings these mods that make it two or three times harder than the highest level of
difficulty and i was looking at it i'm like to stay alive he has to make about 5 000 good decisions
for every bad one and not only is he doing that but he's directing the rest
of his team on what they should be doing at the same time and uh it's just i thought this was a
dumb game where you just kind of point towards the bad guys and rapidly click and it's not there's
to do well is so much more those total war games really teach you how to micro because there is so much more. Those Total War games really teach you how to micro. Because there is so much shit to be considering
and doing.
I haven't played the kind here,
like the first person kind,
but I know Kyle would probably agree.
Mine is like Left 4 Dead,
but instead of the melee,
it's instead of,
Left 4 Dead is like guns with a little melee.
This is melee with a little guns.
So anyway, I'll stop there. there but god this game is sucking me in and i had no
idea this the skill ceiling was as high as it is are you still the same race of character or have
you unlocked like different so bcs or whatever they're called it takes some time some grinding
to make your character better and uh as you do, so I'm the same dude,
but now I have three different career options.
So he has different specialties.
One's this sort of stealthy hunter that shoots a lot.
One's a full suit of armor.
He's a tank who I play with the most.
And then the original guy,
who I guess is somewhere in between.
I'm still learning.
But I play Kruber,
if anyone's watching this.
Who knows?
So what are these we're looking at here Kyle looks like a couple of large murals so
we've progressed just far enough in rusk that we don't have to worry about
survival or really killing our enemies all the time anymore so we we bought
these programs that sort of auto paint murals on the side and you can upload
images and they'll just paint
them for you the in-game painting is very crude it's like microsoft paint essentially you're just
like scribbling and stuff with a few letters and so there's a few images like if you look at the
top image there that's clearly wings uh in mexico with his sombrero and a bottle of tequila that's
uh that's on the side of the base now um there's a strike
fear into your enemies to strike fear into them uh and below that is a like 25 completed version
of the above linked photograph which i it's it's the one if you scroll up just a tiny bit of
me as napoleon bonaparte um riding my steed uh with a with a Rust modeled AK-47.
And if you look on the rock there, it says,
RSK for life.
So that will soon be on the base as well.
I'm pretty pumped about that.
We've been having a good time.
We got a big base established.
We built a helicopter base, a furnace base.
We built walls around the entire compound,
which are not cheap or easy to acquire.
And we've been killing everybody near us,
pretty much.
About two days ago,
there were some guys that were being shitty.
For one thing, they're cheating.
They're using scripts.
They're using recoil scripts,
which help you control the...
They don't just help you control the recoil.
How can you know?
He brags about it in his Steam profile,
and he lists all of the servers he's been banned from.
And he's just...
You die real fast when you fight him.
And so he was being a real bother.
And it's not like we were losing our shit to him.
It was just that every time we went out, we had to fight him.
And it was going to be this drawn out long battle where we die, come back.
He die, he come back.
And we're just constantly clashing against one another.
And when it was all over, we just both spent a lot of ammo.
And maybe he had one more gun than we had at the end of it.
It was like we just wasted our fucking time when we could have been getting stronger.
We're just weakening each other.
So we stayed up all fucking night making uh explosive ammunition and it's seven or eight in the morning after he
was all tuckered out in real life we went over to his base and broke into it and took all of his
things and uh i killed i killed all of them with a jackhammer as they slept and so the kill feed
just pops up with my name killed this guy with jackhammer and everybody
in the chat is going yeah get him because everybody knows these guys are assholes and cheaters and the
20 people who are still in line are all just like yes yes and and so when you kill someone like that
and you grind their body down with the jackhammer you get their skull and if you click the skull
you get to see whose name's on the skull.
So I have their skulls under my desk
now back at base.
And so that's what we've been doing lately.
We've been killing people, blowing up bases,
painting murals,
having a real good old time.
I'm sure we're going to do some more of the same
tonight. It's going to be fun.
Nice. So explain...
So you're so successful now. you guys are doing so well that these murals are are these tradesmen doing it or are you employing slaves uh we don't
like the s word but but some of my friends some of my friends essentially it's not like you click a
button and this mural gets painted.
Your character has to interact with that canvas there.
And you have to leave your character interacting with it while a program plays on your desktop for four hours.
So essentially, whenever they're ready to go to bed, they're like, all right, I'm setting it up.
And you'll just see the one guy just standing there.
His character's just staring at a blue wall for three hours now he's been staring at a blue wall wall and
occasionally it'll it'll improve in quality and get a little bit better i'm hoping the paintings
are done by the time i get on uh in a little bit they started very early this morning in the am
and uh we have a lot of painting ideas. They're mostly vanity projects for me.
It's me crossing the Delaware as Washington.
How easy are the paintings to destroy?
Like if I just hit it with an RPG,
would the painting be gone?
You'd have to get to our base first.
Is it that hard to approach the outside of your base?
Like, yeah, I couldn't slip in.
I mean, you would have to make it a real one-man mission to destroy that painting and you'd die doing it um you know yeah well i would accept all those terms going
into this mission yeah i get that i just want like i can't it's not a punishment to kyle though
it's a punishment to the poor sap who has to stand there four more hours i mean i mean have at it you
know if you want like you want to the paintings
in the interior or the exterior is it really on the outside so strangers can see it uh if they
were to climb into our compound with ladders they would see it oh okay well that's different than i
was thinking i would have i thought it was on the like you know on the border wall no that's the
side of the that's the side of the base they would have to climb over stone walls with ladders,
which are a found and constructed item that's a bit rare,
and go through a lot of barbed wire,
which is cutting you apart as you go.
And then we'd hear all that happening,
and we would be shooting at them.
But is there any way for people outside
to see the grand tapestries?
Not unless they clock.
They're for me.
Yeah, yeah.
They're for me.
You really, i wish you
could copy and paste them and stick them on the outside that would be nice you would have been
ridiculous back in the day you'd have been like yeah as king i want you to michelangelo i want
you to paint this but not here in this cathedral just in my room just just do it in my room no one
else is allowed in it's for me i play left for with Colin, and people, I don't know how it happens.
Like, we're not playing on modded servers, but guys are dropping X-rated paintings.
And Colin, who is 15, finds them very distracting.
You know, he just, boobs, boobs.
Dad, there's boobs.
This picture has boobs in it.
Guys, could you not?
But, yeah, he's a big fan is it like gary's mod remember that
like way back in the day i didn't play it rust is made by the same people yeah oh like i never
played either but i remember a friend of mine who was really into it and the only feature he ever
showed me of the game was when i went over for a sleepover and like you know middle school or
something and he was like dude check this out He just would walk with his character and just
put huge explicit
porn images all over
servers. He'd be like, isn't this fucking funny, dude?
At the time, I'm like, dude, this is
hilarious. Can we get in trouble for this?
He's like, yeah, but who cares?
He just went around and
explicit porn images.
Yeah, right? Yeah, he's like, not for
real.
Our teachers and parents don't know we're doing this.
It was like 7 or 8 a.m. this morning and we'd been playing for 15 hours
and so we were all a little tuckered out.
We were raiding some people in a cave
and you're only allowed to roam with four players.
You can have 30 players on your team
but only four of you go on missions.
We had five. It's not because we needed
it's not like, yeah, come along man.
Five of us will get the job done. One of us could have gotten the job done because they're all asleep missions and we had five and it's not because we needed it's not like yeah come along man five of
us will get the job done one of us could have gotten the job done because they're all asleep
and we're in a cave on our peninsula the other guy just wanted to watch and we didn't consider
there were five of us but the admin uh saw that there were five of us and his solution was to fly
in like jesus christ himself and start and start yelling get out here! Get out of here! And shoot dummy rockets
at the fifth man as the fifth man
ran back to base. They're exploding
but they're not hurting him. He's just
launching rockets from the sky down on our guy
in the base. Get out of here!
That's a cool admin. Yeah, that is a good admin.
He did a good job. Yeah, fuck him.
Fuck him for not letting us.
Yeah, the last admin let us cheat
pretty explicitly
No we weren't cheating
Yeah this guy's fine
You were so cheating
We were absolutely not cheating
It was a two man party server
It was a two man roaming squad server
Yes and we never roamed with more than two
It's against the rules
Not against the law
Yes As cliff would say so yeah oh uh have you heard the the bad news about our our buddy friend
of the show furious pete did he die no he's not dead but his testicular cancer came back
oh i saw him yeah i watched part of his video doesn't he only have one ball left
yeah and like if you watch his video it's really fucking heartbreaking like he he's a strong guy
to be as composed in this as he is because he's talking about like yeah i i don't have kids yet
you know i wanted kids i've got some frozen sperm but that's kind of a crap shoot sometimes
uh i have to go in xyz day and have my other testicle removed.
And it was just like recently that he had some scan done where like they came back and were like, oh, you're all cancer free.
You're good.
But apparently I don't know the ins and outs of oncological shit.
And so like he even said, though, he's like the chance of cancer coming back once you've had
cancer once is very high but the chance of it coming back in your testicle again is only like
two percent of people who get that it would seem and so yeah he beat the odds in that way and so i
guess the way i infer it is like they checked his body his whole body for cancer and not his testicles
because it was like 98 of the time it comes back in your body and it was actually in his other
testicle and god damn yeah that's really season i have to like he was saying he's gonna have to
take like testosterone uh injections or whatever which i mean he's i now have a supplier later
later tonight woody's going to be crouched over the microwave.
Just teabagging it.
Come on, baby. Big money, big money.
Get them both.
You get asshole cancer instead.
You get asshole cancer.
All right, colostomy bag.
Does that come with TRT? No?
No?
My response in the doctor's office, they're like,
Sir, you have butthole cancer.
I'd be like, oh wait, what?
No, I can't piss on a thing.
But yeah, that really...
It's a really sad, emotional video.
Because Pete seems like the kindest dude.
And already put up with so much of this so dude
did you see um the shitty robot girl the shitty robot girl i'm not even familiar with that okay
she's a very popular youtuber pretty girl and uh as you might expect she makes shitty robots and
it takes a real sense of humor you know she, she's like, I'm going to make a robot that feeds myself soup. And the spoon's just like flicking it at her, you know, to like rotate around and splash her with soup and stuff like that.
It's always really funny.
And to watch, like sometimes the robots are medium shitty and sometimes they're fully shitty.
But she's always surprised to see how they turn out.
And it really sort of showcases her ability to laugh at herself and what fun it is.
Anyway, she had a brain tumor last year.
And it was a rough situation.
She gave her brain tumor a name.
I think it was Brian.
I forget.
And so they operated.
She had actual brain surgery to fix this.
I made a shitty robot to take out my brain tumor. So they operated. She had actual brain surgery to fix this.
And I think there was a pretty... I met a shitty robot to take out my brain tumor.
That would be a bad idea.
That's about how it would go too.
Lots of erector set shit involved.
Anyway, so she had the brain tumor out and they thought it was done with.
They thought that that was going to be the end of it.
Thankfully, you know, she managed to do this.
There were some risks risks but she turned out
mostly okay and um now it's happening again and it's not cancer but they are solving it with um
radiation therapy and she's like you know there's some risks again like i might lose my vision
and it's like oh you use that right like all the time and uh she admitted do i think a little depression
you know like like it's just been hard like i don't like why does this have to be like this is
like damn it i thought i had finished with this and now it's back and i've got too much kids we
don't even know about it she probably deserves deserves it. Women don't molest kids.
They reward them.
When it's women, it's a good thing.
It's positive.
We encourage that behavior.
She probably is a race murderer or something.
She goes out hunting down Pakistani men and luring them back to her home.
It always makes me feel like like
robots when I see people who have like terrible cancers and they still manage
to have like really good outlooks because I just know myself and I would
be catastrophizing everything and be like so sure that I was gonna be dead
within like I don't know I don't think I have the personality to be as positive as these people.
Yeah, just kill yourself, right?
Well, no, because then
you lose. You want to win
against the cancer.
You do win, though, right?
That's like when some guy's rushing you and calls you.
On my terms!
And you just start cooking a grenade, right?
You're like, yeah, come on in.
It's just martyrdom.
Yeah, it's martyrdom.
Marty-dumb dome do you remember that
yeah it annoyed me great running marty dome stop ah folks can't read
i mean they were children did you see elena breastfeeding her baby
on on the internet elenaina? Alina. She's feeding a baby? Wait, she had her baby?
In the last great news,
somebody else's baby. You're going to take that as a yes?
A little slow across the bit?
I watched her just recently,
and she hadn't had her baby.
No, it's just a bit of practice,
isn't it, Sol?
This is a koala.
When I saw her last,
and it really,
she must have just had that baby,
but no, I hadn't seen it.
Yeah.
That's not a good picture.
Oh, it's not? I'm not a fan.
Is it like right after she had the baby
and they're in the hospital room or something?
They got a titty in the baby's mouth.
It's not a good look.
Who would think of that?
That's sexualizing children.
She's a pervert.
What was I going to say?
That would be so funny if a movement came about where it's like,
we're anti-pedophile.
People are like, yeah.
It's like, and that's why no more breastfeeding.
These women have been lying.
They love it.
Next time your wife is breastfeeding her child,
feel how wet her pussy gets.
I would love for that to be a popular thing.
Let's make that a movement
We can align it
I don't even know what kind of person would enjoy that
Let that child go you rapist
Give him to me
Elena though
To me in my head
Is in the like top 5%
Of women who might bounce back from pregnancy
And be hot again
No bouncing back from what we saw.
No bouncing back.
What did you see?
Just breastfeeding.
I mean, what did...
You find the picture yourself.
I'll let you be the judge.
You be the judge.
You be the judge.
What could she have possibly...
How does she breastfeed grosser
than other women do
I've said all I'm going to say
Oh so we have to do our own research
Well fuck it no
I'm not looking it up
Can't make me
Is it on her YouTube channel
Or their YouTube channel
I doubt it
I mean I'm asking for the image
right now. I'm sure my...
The bots are moving.
Let me see if I can... She has a
video called... No, I'm sorry. A channel
called Sailing La Vagabond
Mom.
There's a higher chance it'll show up on there.
Sailing La Vagabond Mom would have
been better.
I do like the way...
Yeah.
I don't know if it's better SEO, but...
No, definitely not, but it's better.
It's better sounding.
I've been...
Not there.
Do you know who Chris Chan is?
Jackie Chan's youngest daughter.
She's six years old and already diving through ladders.
Of course I know.
I don't know who that is.
But Chris Chan.
Kyle, do you know this old internet lore?
So this dude, Chris Chan, was...
He was old internet.
Now he's become trans. was like this autistic guy like but not like a fun-loving nice autistic guy as much like he was fucking weird the violent
really weird yeah okay and like he was obsessed with things like uh sonic and pokemon and as like an adult man he like invented his
own character called like sonichu which is just a mix of those two and he you know that like
moldable magic shit that like four-year-olds play with to make things okay like that that play-doh
thing he made a sonichu giant medallion and wore it around with him everywhere and he was obsessed with sonic lore
to the point that when they they changed sonic's arm color in one of the video games he went to
his own local game stop and started coloring in all the arms on the the actual game cases the
correct one because in his head he's like this is what sonic looks like you know and he he i and there's this guy is so documented so documented like there's like six
part like five hours of video series like tracking the way that he gets kicked out of so many game
stops and like tries to uh to hook up with like underage people online,
and ends up getting his own parents' house taken away by the state
because he was like,
apparently,
there are so many videos on this guy's life
because apparently he made videos
showing the inside of their house,
and it was like a hoarder, disgusting, not safe house,
and someone reported him, and it got condemned.
What?
And so it resulted in his family going homeless from it.
Oh, is it?
No.
He's probably a little older than you at this point.
Oh, fuck.
He needs to be homeless.
Oh, he is homeless.
He is.
He should accomplish, Kyle. But there is so much shit on this point. Oh, fuck. He needs to be homeless. Oh, he is homeless. He should accomplish, Kyle.
There is so much shit on this guy.
I'm barely scratching the surface.
I'm like, how can this be real?
Mr. Medeker needs to work on this guy.
I had that same thought.
I've heard him mention Chris Chan before
on a stream, but I didn't know
who he... I didn't register at the time
until something more recently I saw.
This guy has YouTube videos I could watch
of him coloring in Sonic at GameStop and shit.
Let me see what it is.
Chris Chan.
Chris Chan, a comprehensive history.
Oh, I'll be watching that later.
There are 13 parts,
and they're each 30 to 40 minutes.
And so it's been taking me a while to get through them
but the detail in these are like
real documentary level because of how much
of his life is documented online
I don't know it's just
and then there are some parts of it that like
they do the documentary thing where they make you feel really sad
for him because it's like oh he really is
just kind of a lonely autistic guy who wanted
some kind of community or whatever and then he'll do something else and you're like oh you piece of
shit like trying to like flirt with a 12 year old or whatever so anyway that's a that's nice
watching suggestion for you yeah i'm gonna have to check that out i like that sort of thing is he
is he weird like is he an odd looking guy too? Oh yeah.
Oh,
he's, he's an odd looking guy.
Let's see.
Let's see what Chris Chan's up to now.
Like,
like is he,
is he,
is he purposefully sort of like playing it up?
You think to be like relevant?
No,
no,
no,
no.
I like that.
I like that then.
Yeah.
All right.
So we get to see him sort of fumble through life as a,
as a depraved individual.
Yep.
Yeah, even his Twitter handle is Sonny Choo.
Oh.
You think he's like a furry or is he anything like that?
Is that why he's so offended about Sonic?
Dude, that might be in the next episode, for all I know.
Does he want to fuck Tails or something?
I'm sure he might.
all i know does he want to fuck tails or something like i'm sure he might here uh oh yeah this is something that made fun of him he's like anyone living locally to me in
virginia or visiting in charlottesville i'll give y'all bjs for money too serious
because he's he's gay now i guess oh or not gay he's a straight trans woman. He's gay for
pay, I was about to say, but now I'm processing
that he's a straight trans woman.
Or he's just a whore.
I think what you're saying, Taylor,
is he's delusional.
Alright, I'm following
now. This guy's obsession with
a mix of Pikachu and Sonic
does not at all reek of delusion,
Kyle.
I don't think so. with a mix of Pikachu and Sonic does not at all reek of delusion, Kyle. Dear God.
I don't think so.
Makes me feel bad for him, but then other things, you're just like, Jesus Christ,
how did somebody not stop you?
Because apparently his parents are retarded too,
right? He lived in a hoarding home.
His parents seem like real pieces of shit.
The guy was a
dealt a bad deck of cards
twice. Or dealt a bad hand twice my mistake
yep that's the whole deck it sounds like i don't think there's any yeah he's a lot of jokers and
deuces he just has those uh printed cards you throw away he's got the like eight copies of
the rules yeah that's right is this a draw four he? He's fucked. That's not going to go well for him.
Have you been watching politics at all?
No, I've been playing Rust.
No, not really.
I've been pretty busy.
There's, I don't know, the shutdown thing lingers on.
It's getting to be more serious.
There are a lot of families who, like a lot of families can survive a paycheck loss,
but we're getting into two and
three paychecks they're losing so it's a it's a bigger deal it's weird i maybe i'm an idiot and
i don't know any better but i have to check the news every day to see if the government's open
or not because i really can't tell the difference yeah it doesn't affect us yeah it doesn't impact
us at all so i'm not in the National Guard. Fuck it.
I get that some of these jobs, like maybe most of the Coast Guard jobs and the FAA,
they're working without pay, directing
the planes and stuff. You really need
that. You notice immediately if they stopped
working, the whole nation would shut down.
Didn't Reagan fire all those guys at
one point? No. Who did he fire?
It was the air traffic controllers,
I thought. I thought it was the air traffic controllers i thought i thought it was the air traffic controllers yeah i think the air traffic controllers went on strike and he was like
well fuck you we'll find somebody else air traffic controllers uh well there's a very popular game
where people uh she was just like fire them all let's go yeah we're gonna get rid of the marines
uh we need some call duty players here to replace them.
So, yeah, there's a lot of jobs that people, the TSA,
that people are just doing without pay.
And you'd notice immediately if they were gone.
There's a bunch of other ones.
It's like I can't even tell they're at home.
Are we missing anything?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't care.
But there's two bills now.
What's happening is what the Democrats wanted to happen,
where basically they fund the government in one bill
and then argue about immigration in a separate bill
so they're not linked.
But some people are saying they're not going to pass
and just continue on, shut down.
Yeah, it'll continue on, it sounds like.
I saw Trump's proposal the other day
where he basically was wanting to extend
the Dreamers' rights or whatever for he basically was uh one to extend the the dreamers
rights or whatever for three more years and in exchange for opening the government and getting
some money for his fence um and the democrats seem to shoot that down immediately the thing is like
so normally in negotiations you give up something that hurts in exchange for something that you want
right the dreamer thing both sides are on the same team with by and large right the republicans are like
yeah these poor kids brought here when they're two years old the dreamer is very pot is like an
88 approval rate amongst the citizens like no one's really against the dreamer thing so trump
offering that he really wasn't giving up much and uh also his 5.7 number like didn't go down at all
but it is an offer but the democrats instead of countering
it's i guess it's like home sales right if you come in too low ball they don't move they just
say i'll fuck off yeah that's yeah but there's no more homes out there that's the only thing
you know there's only one house and we're homeless and you should probably counter
well you know it's it's either this or moved it there's the united states house
there's the canadian house in's the Canadian house and the Mexican house
those are the neighbors
so if you want to be in one of those United States
ones you might want to counter
I don't understand why they don't counter
they can counter using the same tactic
like alright here's my counter offer
no border wall
amnesty and something else
and they'll just look as far apart as they ever were.
A lot of storm damage in the Puerto Ricans
house it sounds like.
To hear them tell the tale it was just a travesty
and Trump didn't help them and they just all starved to death
a few months ago. Maybe they did. I don't live
in Puerto Rico.
Maybe they did.
I'm wondering what Puerto Rico's like.
You can find it on a map.
You hear about it.
Could you?
Let me give you a map with no numbers and letters on it.
You point at Puerto Rico.
You point at Cuba first.
You know you would.
Oh, I probably would get Cuba and then be like,
this?
No, I know that's Haiti and that's Dominican Republic.
Oh, that's such a weird top-down. If you look at the map of Haiti and that's Dominican Republic. Oh, that's like such a weird top-down...
If you look at the map of Haiti
and the Dominican Republic, because they're on the same
island.
Haiti had...
They were just like,
fuck these forests!
Fuck them! And they just chopped
them all down in super unsustainable
ways.
Dominican Republic is like well we should
probably keep some right people people are we don't really make much here there's a lot of
tourism though and so if you look like at like the you know international space station zoom of it
there's like a real line on the border where you see like gray and brown and like little shitty forests and then just lush rich ass dominican republic
and it was like that was a huge error haiti i guarantee that was like a a rich person on the
mainland was like i would buy all of your trees for this box of beads well they did this i think
after the french uh they booted the french out. Somebody bought those trees, though.
Dude.
I have, too.
It's nice.
All the homes there, I didn't think it was that nice.
Maybe we went to different places.
There's rebar sticking out of the top of every house.
And apparently that's like their plan for the future.
Like, you build a one-level house or a two-level house
and have rebar sticking up the top of it, you know?
So you can add on.
And we're like, what? Like, you're not adding on. Why don't you cut off the rebar sticking up the top of it you know so you can add on and and we're like what like you're not adding on why don't you cut off the rebar make your
house look a little nicer it it's disgusting and it's like ah yeah right
imagine that the Woodworths just gave up over there they cut off the rebar they
see no future for themselves this is the Dominican Republic dream right here
level concrete cinder block look at Pablo he's got three levels he's the This is a Dominican Republic dream right here. A two-level concrete hovel.
Cinder block.
Look at Pablo.
He's got three levels.
He's the president.
Yeah, cutting off the rebar was just giving up hope.
You could never have more cinder blocks.
Neighbor Mugumbe gets six-foot rebar.
I get seven-foot rebar.
But yeah, the houses there, I agree with you.
They look shitty. I meant the hiking and the ocean and everything it was pretty beautiful yes and there's fewer rules people think america is
the land of the free but i mean try to fly your airplane six feet over the cars and suddenly
somalia is the home of the free exactly you go you look at like stalactites and stalagmites in
the dominican republic and they're like, dude, you should climb that shit.
And it's like, well, yeah, this is a good thing to climb,
hugging up the stalactites.
They'll be like, everybody can break off a small one to take home.
It's like, okay, neat.
You can tell the weak part was already broken off.
The bottom of it was already four inches thick.
It wasn't me who did it.
It's just these are jungle gym stalactitesites they're a little different than we have in
pennsylvania you're allowed to fuck with them and uh yes endangered jungle kangaroos if anyone
would like to kick one dude there's no rules well there's rules i'm sure but like yeah and uh our
tour guide was explaining like the career plans of all the prostitutes, how like they seem wonderful, amazing, super supportive wives during the catch phase.
You know, so it's like, ah, they just, they meet you and they're everything you ever wanted in a female companion.
And then once they marry, they get fat and lazy.
And this is like standard operating procedure for the for the women there according to my
surfing guide
See some things are the same no matter where you go
How
Dominican Republic would be oh what do we have here? Oh
This is a picture that I cannot share. No, you cannot.
Now I can see Woody's gears turning.
Oh, it's not hairy enough.
I prefer a bit of hair on my nips, you know?
Makes me sure she's got a lot of testosterone
and gonna have a strong son.
It's the most important thing in life.
You know? Oh, did they have a boy or girl?
Do we know? I don't know. I guessed.
The way he's going at that tit, I'm gonna say
a boy.
Fair enough.
Yeah, what's wrong with this?
I know what you would say is wrong with it.
What his criticism was.
Oh.
Alright, I'm not gonna.
Yeah.
No bully.
Bullying's different than it used to be.
I know. We need to get back to more bullying yeah the old uh ride them off the sidewalk with your car bullying i think more like
beat up the weird kids at school so they know to adapt to straighten up yeah that might be
more beneficial stop direct stop dressing like sonic the Hedgehog, you freak.
You gotta take a beating.
Actually, that doesn't work.
Yeah, because that kid probably got beat up quite a bit
and he didn't end up very well.
Clearly, he didn't get enough beatings
if he's running around GameStop's coloring in
private property with a fucking magic marker or some shit.
It's so fucking funny
to think that you're gonna change the the view of sonic
at one game stop yeah also it's a weird thing to get obsessed with but that does seem to be
a figure that's like at least based on the cursory knowledge i know from medicare videos
like sonic really is around like in a lot autistic areas. I wonder what it is.
That whole
universe seems to be very captivating
for a lot of people who have that.
I don't know.
I played the games.
Oh yeah, I played them too. They were fun.
That was as far as I got with Sonic.
I don't remember the...
Dr. Robotnik? Was that the bad guy's name in Sonic?
Yeah, I think it is. Robotnik? Was that the bad guy's name in Sonic? Yeah, I think so.
I think it is. Robotnik or something like that.
He flew around in that little hovercraft
and he'd throw those eggs and shit at you
at the end of each level.
He had that orange mustache.
Or was it...
No, no. He had
a big bald head, right?
And an orange mustache and an orange pointy
devil. He had little glasses.
He had like reflective aviator looking, but they were like Coke bottle glasses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like Sonic.
I played that game a lot on Sega Genesis.
Most of the Sonic games.
Do you play Populous?
I think that might be what the game was called.
No, I've never heard of that one.
Is that an older game?
It was popular at the same time as Sonic,
and I think that is what it's called.
I played that instead, and I was good at it.
I got addicted to it.
It hurt my grades in college, I would say.
I was that level of skill.
I would belong on Kyle's populist team.
The first game I ever actually got genuinely pretty good at to where i beat most people i
think was cod 4 like cod 2 i had fun playing it but i wasn't that like i was probably a 1kd player
just fucking around all right i guess now age of empires and age of mythology was before that and
i got very good at those games so but the first fps I ever got really good at was COD 4.
I'm playing with a guy right now who's got a very
similar background. He's got
I don't know, 4,000 or 5,000 hours of Rust.
He's got like
2,800 hours of Civ 5.
He's got like 2,000 hours of
Age of Mythology. He's got a very similar
pedigree to us and a ton of COD 4.
Like many, many days of that.
Is this one of the guys?
Yeah, I just picked up a new guy who knew a lot more about rust than we did obviously and he's he's
assisted us a lot with little minor decisions along the way there's you know do you place the
door here do you place the door there is is it worth researching this is it worth researching
that do we has anybody been so not helpful that they've had to be excised from the group where
it's like,
you're not pulling your weight.
You're not getting gathering enough sulfur.
Like you're not in team Kyle.
It wasn't that they weren't gathering enough sulfur or anything like that.
There was just some people who weren't,
um,
taking the game seriously enough,
I guess for anyone's,
um,
liking,
you know,
like,
like,
look,
look,
it's, it's not a slave ship. If you want to fuck off and go run around and look for anyone's liking, you know, like, like, look, look, it's, it's not a slave ship.
If you want to fuck off and go run around and look for people to kill, that sounds like a lot
of fun. I'll come with you. If you just don't want to farm stuff. All right. You know, it could be
monotonous. Don't do it. You don't ever have to do it. You help yourself to all the gear though.
But if you're just being silly and just giggling to yourself, why are you getting people way and kind of being counterproductive, it's really not about how productive you are.
If you start going to the opposite end, if you start being a hindrance and you start just kind of getting in people's way and causing problems, there was somebody that we had to kind of just stop playing with.
And he had a real hissy fit.
Was it his in-game
actions or his personality?
It was really his
in-game actions and his personality.
He does
a lot of drugs and he's
often not coherent.
It was hard to...
That's fine if you're playing Call of Duty.
You don't care, but it's a very complicated
game with a lot of important decisions to be made.
If you click the wrong button over there on your end, you cost everybody a lot of time
and effort.
Is there any concern about him coming back in the dead of night when he knows you
guys won't be raiding and sabotaging and then, I'm racking up the place?
No.
No one doing that? No. He doesn't know the codes to the base
or anything like that.
You know, he's...
It's fine.
I don't have any ill...
I'm not mad at him or anything.
It was just...
It wasn't working out
and a lot of people were complaining.
And so I just didn't want to play with him anymore
very much in that game.
I'd happily play Call of Duty with him.
I'd happily play just about any game with him.
Would you want a weak link in Call of Duty though?
Yeah, I don't care. I don't really care about Call of Duty.
It doesn't matter in Call of Duty to me
because it's a 20 minute life cycle
and we'll just do it again. Maybe next time
I'll help. We'll be able to
carry you to victory. He's not that bad at Call of Duty.
It's mostly
gunplay and running around and just grabbing shit but there can be guys that ruin the spawns there
can be guys that feed the team kill i'll play blackout so that's it's not okay well i'm out of
date with call of duty yeah it's you know it's it's fine i have no problem playing with a weaker
player or two of them called i don't care if we win every game we win four or five a night if
we're going hard but sometimes you just want to go silly anyway and just just have a little fun in call of duty and
but this game doesn't allow for that uh at least not on a consistent basis there's got to be
at least some part of the day where everybody's like kind of head down we're grinding now we're
working toward uh you know we're gonna put five hours of boring work in right now and we're the
the benefit that we'll reap is that we'll go raid someone
tonight with all the grind ground out materials and we'll get 30 minutes of absolute crazy
exhilarating action with big explosions and lots of loot you know it's a treasure hunt and uh
and see if you don't kind of have that mindset it's not fun to play i mean if you're over there
playing the there's a guitar in the game and you can download macros so that you don't kind of have that mindset, it's not fun to play. I mean, if you're over there playing, there's a guitar in the game.
And you can download macros so that you can play the guitar incredibly well.
So you can play.
And it's fun the first time somebody does it.
You know, you're like, because everybody else has tried the guitar.
And it's like, ding, dong, brrong.
That's about as good as anybody can do.
Like, and then all of a sudden, the guy comes over and he's like,
da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. good as anybody can do like get it and then all of a sudden the guy comes over and he's like and you're like holy shit is that the game of thrones theme and you're just we're all blown away right what else do you have he's playing he's playing acdc
then an hour goes by and you're like still playing the guitar huh
yeah i noticed you only know three songs.
I heard the Game of Thrones theme already.
Yeah, I got that one down.
What else you got?
All right, let's just stop.
Let's stop.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Anybody brings a guitar back, I'm going to fucking shoot.
No more guitars in the bass.
We have banned guitars from the bass.
I will not have a guitar in the base
I love that you rule with an iron fist. That's cool. It's not even that I don't rule an iron fist
It's a group decision when I say things like that. Everybody's like yes, please
I'm glad someone said it no more fucking guitars and no more spinning wheels
They're these spinning wheels you can place on the wall and you like spin them and like people make mini games out of them, but they make this like grinding rusty
noise for like a solid 30 seconds like rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr as they spin. No more
spinning wheels allowed either. I just want peace and quiet. Peace and quiet while I make
sulfur gunpowder ammo.
Are you almost like the board part of the game cycle again?
That doesn't come.
That doesn't come.
No.
I'm going to be playing this game a long, long time.
I'm telling you, this isn't a game that does that.
We could be doing something completely different right now.
Like right now, we're in a desert, focusing on big picture stuff.
We could make an underwater base out in the ocean
and be scuba diving men with a boat dock if we wanted to.
We could be pirates and do nothing but pirate.
Do that.
That's cool.
I'm on the opposite side.
I'm looking at this game like, oh my God,
the skill cap is so much higher than I thought it was.
I don't know if I want to invest that kind of time.
If it gets warm out,
I'm only playing this shit because the high is
33 today. That changes
and I'm done with computer games.
Yeah.
I do not feel the same way.
When it gets warm out, we'll turn the air conditioner up and play some more
Rust. As far as
the pirating thing, there's boats in the game.
There's a little dinghy type boat
and there's a coast guardhy type boat and there's kind of like a coast guard
rubbery boat that eight people can get in.
And now we have the best guns in the game
so we'll be going to do a mission.
There's a big cargo ship with
AI on it that makes a lap around
the entire island and you can board that thing.
Kill all the AI and if you hold the boat
for 15 minutes from anyone who also tries
to take it from you, you get tons of loot.
It's the best loot in the game.
Well, on our way there, sometimes we'll see other people in boats.
And that's some of the most cinematic shit that I've ever seen in a video game.
When I'm driving a boat with my three or four guys in the back, all with AKs,
and I'm pulling them up alongside the enemy boat,
and they all light it up with AK-47 tracer fire,
and you just see the enemies dying, and their boat fucking tips over and crashes.
It's like you're alive.
It's like we're the cartel.
I was picturing real pirate big boats with cannons,
and you're like Somali pirates.
We're Somali pirates, exactly.
No eye patches.
All the way down to the no clothes and the AK.
Yeah, yeah. We're absolutely Somali pirates sometimes. Yeah, we. No eye patches. All the way down to the no clothes and the AK. Yeah, yeah.
We're absolutely smolly pirates sometimes.
Yeah, we're all chewing cot.
We're all just fucked up, bloodthirsty,
all wired up, feeling no pain, having a good old time.
That's Kyle and his boys.
Careful, they're always on vodka and Red Bull.
It gives them supreme accuracy and dulls the pain.
Yeah, but it'll be a long time before I get bored of this game It gives them supreme accuracy and calls the pain.
Yeah, but it'll be a long time before I get bored of this game because every, I mean, three days ago we got raided and lost everything.
We went from like rifles and having a base to we woke up
and you could see sunlight through the roof of the base
because they had come and blown everything up
and taken everything away from us.
And in two days time, two hard days time, like I don't know,
seven of us working continuously, maybe 150 man hours total we've we've built a whole new compound that's that's pretty defensible and we've all got great guns and great gear sets and
all the fuel we could want and we're very happy with what we've got and tomorrow we could lose
it all and i won't be bummed we'll start out again and we'll have it all back in another day
or two because the grind is fun.
You start naked with that rock.
Then you get a bow and arrow.
Then you get a revolver.
Then you get a shotgun.
Then you get a semi-automatic rifle.
And then you've got an AK and a rocket launcher.
The grind is the fun part.
Nice.
I'm glad you're having so much fun with it.
Yeah, man. That's good stuff.
You guys want to call it a show?
Yeah, I guess so.
PKN episode 232, bet or maybe not very close to
that