Painkiller Already - PKN #233

Episode Date: February 15, 2019

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there it is pkn 233 kyle was telling us about giving us a wings update more or less yeah shout out sean ranklin i was watching his uh his most recent video of wings uh and you know still the car that's the main thing in the in his life or is it moved on already because i feel like it moves so quickly in wings world it moves quickly moves quickly. Lots of stuff happens. The car is definitely part of it, right? So he bought that Mustang. But one of the things that he came out today with was

what was wrong with his truck that he thought the truck was dying. I'm sure that he changed the oil and there was probably all sorts of brass parts in there. No. It was a bad sorts of brass parts in there. No. No.

It was a bad oil sensor. $100 part. But because of that, it was dying and unreliable. Did he know that prior to the purchase or no? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Here's what happened because he would dispute what I just said. His alternator went out.

Okay. Very simple fix. You know, you don't need to be a mechanic at all to fix this thing. It's a bolt on part. You know, I've replaced them before I can confirm. Oh yeah.

I did it as a kid. You know, it's easy peasy, especially on that particular vehicle. I've, I've done, I've done it on that particular vehicle. Not his,

but mine. He got a bad replacement alternator though and this is what pushed him over the edge because he had to pay get this 75 dollars to have his truck towed and that was a breaking point that pushed him to buy the the new mustang because even though drop on the uh alternator that sucked? I'm guessing the alternator was $200, $250. Oh, that's way less than I was thinking. But then, of course, it broke, and it's covered under warranty. It's a brand new part.

So he just got a new one from AutoZone, CarQuest, or whatever the fuck, and bolted that on, and now the truck's fine. It's 100%, especially considering it's probably got low mileage, and he had a bad oil sensor, the thing that tells you how full your oil is in the vehicle it's a 100 part that you don't even need okay you could just check your oil you know you could just check your oil right so this is what and and he says things like dude how am i going to go to how could how could i ever go to school with that truck if it's breaking down on me all the time left

no because now he's saying he can't afford to go to school because because he paid a mustang instead because of the mustang because he bought a mustang instead but he doesn't say that he says it's because of the attacks on his person and the threats of a this is this is a new thing this is a new little juicy tidbit so i guess tmz yeah yeah um and and again like like he gets if you say one little tidbit wrong even though you're the subject matter is correct and you're basically factually dead on he acts like you just made some shit up but essentially somewhere on his profile youtube somewhere somewhere it said something like maybe on his twitch profile it said something to the the order of hey i'm not gonna spend your donations on new cars uh well well he he wrote

that or actually he didn't write it patrick wrote it way back when when he had been in the habit of buying all these trucks and stuff and it was sort of a joke well you just bought a new car so so they're saying that that that he has broken a contract with them the fans are of course of course it's silliness you would never take this seriously none of us would but they're saying they're going to sue him of course they're not going to sue him but it's the kind of thing that would stress the court and he's he's legitimately concerned about this that he's going to be sued. And it's going to cost him thousands of dollars of lawyer fees over this nonsense.

He's like, that is not a binding contract, okay? I would love to see a picture of the contract. It's the Twitter head. It is the sunset in the background. Your Honor, as you can see in exhibit a on mr redemption's twitch profile this is an official kinko's letterhead the judge is out so my father's partner said this thing to me that burned into my brain he says everyone has a baseline level of like stress and happiness and things happen in life that raise it and lower it but by and large water

finds his level he pointed to my co-worker he says you see that guy right there when he worked here 10 years ago he was really stressed all the time about the st louis rams draft pick right he's a rams fan that would follow them from like city to city. That was his team. And he'd be stressed every weekend about like how they do. And he'd watch scouting reports and this and that. And then his life evolved and he got married and he had children and the, the children would have their problems at school and things that were just more important than a draft pick. But his stress level stayed right there,

you know? And, and, and then his, uh, no, I guess I'm not giving, people don't know who he is. Cancer hit the family, right?

Now he has some real genuine shit to get stressed about. But he's pretty much the same guy he was freaking out over the Los Angeles Rams or St. Louis Rams. But now cancer is in his family. And it's just because this is this guy's level of stress circling back to here we have wings whose sky is always falling right he could be sued by i don't even want to call him fans but you know the trolls he his oil sensor light could be out he could be on top of the world but wings exists at a stress level that's not okay. That's where his water finds its level.

He tried to get more Lexapro, but they've told him that he's at the maximum dosage. So if he's still stressed out, that he'll have to go on Welbutrin, which is $200 a bottle. And then the doctor told me that if I wanted my staph infection never to come back under my titty, I'd have to get it lanced and packed. And that's $650. Wait, what is happening on his flesh now? Like you can preemptively make sure you'll never get one of those again? Well, in the same spot.

Because now he's got a cavity there. So there's like something acting up there. I don't know if there's something acting up, but they told him essentially hey that's wrong i want to make sure you don't get he's had it three times i want to say uh he'll be oh it was only two yeah you liar oh i'm such a liar yeah but it was four yeah right how have you know my titties got infected four times how dare you misrepresent me? But he said, I'll have to get it lanched and packed. I love that he immediately adopts professional lingo about these things.

You know, I'll have to get it lanched and packed. Instead of just saying, yeah, they'll have to cut it open and they'll have to pack it with some gauze and make sure that it never comes. I had friends as a teenager that had staph infections. And that is a thing. Like that spot becomes inclined to get it again oh yeah like pimples can be like that you know it's it's i definitely there's a fake there's a fake lawsuit that people are coming after him yeah like we're trying to never have him trying to convince him that people are coming after him yeah yes not even ever has he bounced around the idea of like or has he said on stream at all like i don't even need this uh this you know sedan or coupe whatever i bought anymore i'm just gonna sell this no no no he feels that it's it's an absolute necessity because he feels

that his truck he's a vehicle hypochondriac he feels that his truck is literally falling apart at the welds i'm with taylor though i thought that perhaps now that he knows the true status of the truck you know he's got an oil sensor a sensor not battle oil but the sensor that's bad and the alternator took two tries you knew this before the purchase oh i see now i thought that he didn't that no no because i can imagine we are finding out now before the purchase to him to him this is vehicle cancer don't you understand what a sensor went out on his 19 year old vehicle this is the thing that i do i hear something outrageous and then i try to like rein it back

in well maybe the truth is here where's the halfway you know and maybe a lot of people have that same characteristic yeah sure sure yeah if you hear something crazy like that the fact that he knew this from the start means he's vehicle crazy i i think he may have inspired me though you know buying this salvaged vehicle by the way it has a bad motor mount hey you gotta drive a car a while before you notice a bad motor mount, just so you know. This in no way has any bearing on my complete and utter lack of vehicle knowledge. Mario Andretti himself would not have noticed the poor motor mount had he sat in that vehicle for a few hours. Dale Earnhardt Jr. would have driven and thought it was a good purchase.

No, dummy. No. Most people would have felt that shimmy right away, and they wouldn't have bought that car. What is the shimmy of a motor mount? I don't think I've ever had that problem in any cars I've driven. It's a little bit of noise and a little bit of wiggle up there. Motors are usually mounted in four places as far as I know. Maybe there's more variations.

And when one of them goes bad, it kind of can mean the others are stressed. We've got to look at them. Take a look. If something's attached at four corners and one gave way, well... You'll often feel it on startup. You'll often feel it when you start the vehicle up because the engine

has this bit of torque that it does on startup. It's a thing that a car guy that Wings professes to be would notice. I'm not saying I would necessarily, but someone of his fake knowledge definitely should have. Wings is an online car guy. And I've been making a lot of this up, but I think it comes from his weight to some extent, right?

Like W wings has an interesting car hypothetical 170 pound wings might be under it all the time you know leaning over it belly on the grill like just playing with the car look checking it out but 450 pound wings just surf the web about them and and yeah you know it's created a gap and in the effort he spends and his hands it's kind of like how hypothetically i know a lot about existing in the wild from all the youtube videos but if you put me out there and i'm like all right let me try and imagine what those vietnamese twins were doing they found a sharp stick or did they build rope first and what kind of plant did they take the rope from do i get service out here to watch no

where can i charge my ipad that is yeah hypothetically i'm pretty good at starting a fire without matches i've restored a bunch of cars like that that's mine and my dad's hobby like we still do to this day we we finally finished that 67 chevelle it's beautiful i love it when you send pictures to our text chat i'll i'll do that i'm swinging by there tomorrow still do to this day we we finally finished finished that 67 chevelle it's beautiful pictures i love it when you send pictures to our text chat i'll i'll do that i'm swinging by there tomorrow it's beautiful it's fucking interiors done get the fucking everything's sick it's it's fully restored you know maybe fifteen thousand dollars into a car that's now worth you know like thirty five thirty seven thousand dollars sick car it's fast as fuck it's very nice i've done it a bunch of times over and

over i've taken 255 chevrolets and made them into one you know taking the literally stuck cars together i i kind of know what i'm doing i would never be as braggadocious about my my car knowledge as as well because you often work as an assistant. I work as an assistant. I'm there. Someone points, and I say, yes, sir, and I get it done. But I'm not the one coming up with the ideas. Is your dad the big gearhead? I would call him a gearhead.

He's knowledgeable. He's done it over and over. And paint and body work, he's a bit of an expert at. That's what he did when he was a teenager. That was sort of his first professional career. He owned a body shop and went from there. And anyway, Wings has inspired me a little bit because I was like, you know, $6,000, that is one hell of a deal for that V6 Mustang. I wonder what you could get for $15,000. That's a salvaged late model vehicle and I start looking at these Corvettes these like three and four year old Corvettes that have like Very minor damage on them like offenders ripped off or the bumpers ripped off and shit like that

And they're like fifteen to twenty thousand dollars, and it's a forty thousand dollar vehicle, and I'm I'm I Mean I put in an offer on one I a low ball offer. I put in a low ball offer. They wanted 25,000 and I told them I'd give them 19 and they didn't go for that. So, you know, all right, well, I'm not interested then. I really wanted to get a great deal. I wanted to, I wanted to end up with $22,000 into a $43,000 car. If that's not going to be the case, then I'm not interested. For a lot of people, I would say, say hey be careful because like when you get into those really nice cars bodywork can cost

more than you think i'm making this up but i imagine if i need a new bumper for my ford i'm in it for like 900 i don't know right but if you need new carbon fiber parts for your corvette like that's what they are you know 8 000 or something maybe it could be crazy yeah i was in a different position right like for all i know is his dad's got some bondo and a paint gun and he can make it look like new you know might not respond to tapping the same way i don't know but you know he can have a new looking corvette for a little elbow grease do you flip all these like when you get bored of them, when they're done? Do you keep a couple of them?

I'm not saying is that the goal, or is it just kind of you finish, and then it's like, all right, well, this is kind of done. They're kind of like, oh, this Rust server's boring. Oh, I'm kind of glad it's starting over. Yeah, that's never really the plan, but it's often just the way things pan out. We redid a 67 Mustang, or a Camaro, I mean,

maybe four years ago. And I loved it. I loved it so much, this car. And Dad's like, somebody offered me $40,000 for the Camaro. And, you know, I wasn't driving. I'm like, you didn't. You didn't sell it. You didn't.

He's like, we only had 18 in it. All right. He's like, well, get another one'll get another one i really liked that one that one was good could you get that one back for 41 you know i paid for that carburetor so we skipped over something that you said and that i haven't heard before wings was you know batting around the idea of going back to school yeah well that's one of the things he says that that you know he all right so here's a thing you said you know he said that i think it's a great idea he said he's gonna be done with twitch

by the by january of this year like that he'd be done by that by now he'd be in school he wants to be an emt um like a and in ruralT. In rural areas, especially, you fill three different roles. You're like EMT, firefighter, dog catcher. I'm making the third one up. I couldn't think of the third one, but that'd be great for him. I work for the county. Are you a fireman? Getting there. No, not yet. I'm the dog catcher. I work for the county. Are you a fireman? Getting there. Yeah. No, not yet.

So what do you do? I'm the dog catcher. Are you the head dog catcher? Well, I am an apprentice dog catcher. Well, there is a tier system. I'm currently on cocks and hens, working my way up to dogs. Cocks and hens. I specialize in fowl. Just graduated from the Arachnid Academy.

I can handle more than six-legged bugs. But, of course, he's not in physical shape yet to do the EMT work. That's a super physically intense job. And it should be. And we've talked about this before in regards to, like, dainty ladies doing this job. And it's not a sexist thing. I'll repeat what we've said in the past. this before in regards to like dainty ladies doing this job and it's not a sexist thing i'll repeat what we've said in the past if chris cyborg wants to be a fire woman in my area bring it on

big girl you could pick me up i know you could throw me on your shoulder and hustle out of a out of a house much better than some stocky six foot white guy ever could that bitch is athletic as fuck she can do the job but i don't want like uh Rose Namajunas to be my fire woman. I don't think she can pick me up. And if she can, she can't hustle with me. I just don't know if she's got 200 pounds over her shoulder in full gear. Yeah, she'd be dragging me or something. I'd be getting literally drug over the coals.

Even if Rose can, right? There are many other women who can't, right? Have you been grocery shopping? Most of those women can't right have you been grocery shopping most of those women can't carry you yeah yeah most of them are barely meandering in and out of the aisles at this point depending on what store you're in so essentially he he was saying a couple things you know these these ideas these plans he comes up with uh he was saying he was going to go back to school i'm not sure for what maybe it was some sort of EMT learning, paramedic learning, nursing, something like that.

But now apparently that is off the table because, quote, I hope I quote him correctly here. Someone said, why don't you get a grant? He said, no, no, no. I don't want to borrow any money. I don't want to be owing anyone anything. I just want to pay for it. And I can't afford to pay for it anymore. So that's just off the table. I might go and volunteer to drive the ambulance though. And I started thinking like, did they just let people

volunteer to drive the ambulance? Can you imagine that if your loved one is hurt, they're in a car accident, and fucking J-Squared shows up in the ambulance like, get him in the back. I got to take a wicked shit. Hurry. J-Squared drives like an old man, right?

If the speed limit's 55, I mean, he's unlikely to break 55. That's his driving. He's such a pussy driver. It was excruciating to ride with him. Does he hear closely to the speed limits? No, no, he doesn't approach the speed limits. When he was with me, I lived right on the interstate, like three miles from the interstate.

I guess maybe not right on it, but a country mile. It's just zip, and you're there, and that's how you navigate the county is via the interstate it's 70 miles per hour uh in georgia for the interstate i know in places like i want to say in texas there were 80 mile per hour interstates but it's it's 70 here and he'd be going like 62 65 and it was just like pulling my hair out over here like like like i drive 80 because i because no one will pull you over at 80 like like you don't get pulled over like like like i drive 80 because i because no one will pull you over at 80 like like you don't get pulled over for going 80 i drive 79 with the same theory

i feel like yeah they have an alarm set to 80 and then it makes it beep so my head is that that's the woody theory it comes completely from my ass i i cruise exactly at like 79 and a third and i'm like you may as well be going 70 you're're fine. You'll never get pulled over. Yeah. I, I, I, I agree with that.

Like, like wholeheartedly. I do the same thing. You know, I, I won't go, certainly won't go 90. You know,

I, you definitely get pulled over. I feel like every five, because I, my understanding is the alarm makes a beep, right? When, when they drive by and this,

they're probably off and on. I don't know. But, uh, and I just have the feeling that every five miles, if it's divisible five, it's likely that's where they set their beep. They might set it at 80. They might set it at 85.

Yeah, I can believe that. In Atlanta, they seem to not give a fuck. I think I belong in the fast lane sometimes and I'm like, I don't belong in the fast lane. I'm going 90 miles per hour just to keep up and this guy really wants around me. He's like, I don't belong in the fast lane. I'm going 90 miles per hour just to keep up. And this guy really wants around me.

He's like, come on, Grandma. I'm just like, I'm going 90 here. I'm having to concentrate. I've got to get in the fucking middle lane over here. These guys are smoking me. So if you were given real deal advice that if you were in Wing's situation, would you go back to school?

And if so, what would you go back for? I think the EMT thing is good because it necessitates that he has to be in shape or at least better shape before it. So it's kind of two birds, one stone. But then that can also backfire and be like, he might feel like, oh, this is insurmountable. There's so much to learn and so much to do physically.

Throw it out the window. It's hard. I had a girlfriend who was uh an emt and i remember looking at her textbooks and someone put it to me as if it were like a year or maybe they said maybe they said two years of like nursing school like compacted down into eight months and to look at her textbook it looked very difficult it difficult. It did not look like some sort of high school biology bullshit. It looked like this is going to be, you really have to devote yourself to this,

and you need to be a bright fella. I just don't know if those are two characteristics that Wings possesses. So maybe fireman, but again, he has to get into shape. He needs to get there in like 265 or something and a strong 265 at that you know which is a real i feel like that's a year away for him he's 32 right yeah he'll be 33 uh he'll be 33 in a couple months uh that's young enough to get that done definitely oh it's young enough to get it done and the the best part about i think that

job for him is he would get he would have some friends because i don't think he's got any like real life like pals to like to like run around with and like bullshit with and that sort of thing i think that would be really catty that's a good house too okay i just go by my family and uh you know there's times guys don't get along with each other some bullying happens at the firehouse even with adults yeah i'm sure well he's a he's a social butterfly so i'm sure none of that would occur um it would provide some camaraderie that's a good yeah i i think so i think he'd make some friends it'd keep him physically active and give him goals it's a job i i don't know if in his area because because where i'm from in that small town i don't think those firemen really got paid it's called a volunteer fire department i know they

would come around and they would take fucking donations from us and it felt like mob protection money when you'd write them a check it really did it was like i wonder if like dad how much of a check do you write these guys like i give them three hundred dollars i figure if they see my address they'll come running uh 300 um but assuming it's not a whole new crop of volunteers that day yeah right like like you know yeah he's like i gave him 300 i was like 300 i was like i was gonna give this guy a 20 i don't know this motherfucker. They, they, I think it was the EMT. They came around and they asked for money right after I got like new property tax things, which is where they were paid in my area.

So they basically were asking me for money right after I paid them. And I'm younger at this point, call me like 27 and broke, you're not broke, broke, but like, you know, I don't have any

extra money and they come around and i was like man like i just paid for you guys like your timing is bad he's like all right well hey we'll be here if you need us like you know like the clear implication being i wasn't here when they needed me. And I don't know. What a bunch of pricks. Here it is in my head 20 years later. That is the job you've chosen for life. He shows up in like a toga dressed as Crassus and he's like, I'll give you $3 for your home. It's like, no, just put the fire out.

$2 for your home. Do you know that's what he used to do yeah that was a real thing in ancient rome crassus he was the first one to make a roman fire department and he would show up at these big estates of fellow romans with his fire department locked and loaded ready to go and like you know you know gaius diminis or whatever the fuck would run out like oh thank god you're here it's burning it's a burning down and he's like i'll give you 10 000 denarii or whatever for it he's like no that's that's not even a tenth of what it's worth please please start putting the fires out of my home my children are in there he's like 8 000 eventually he like buys the guy's property puts the flames out and just has more so and

you're telling me anarchism wouldn't work full-on libertarianism would work yes clearly a case for socialism but that's that's pretty fucking funny we do that back in the day yeah yeah I understand even in America they were like competing fire departments who would like you know gangs in New York remember that scene yeah i don't think i remember it as well as you oh man where that building's burning and like competing fire departments show up and while the people in the building just want to not be on fire they're like get them boys and they start fighting each other in the street they're like spraying each other with the hoses like no just please rise over here they're clubbing each other bloody.

The first thing one guy does is he takes a barrel, puts it over the fire hydrant, and sits on it with a billy club. I remember that. Fucking assholes. So yeah, I think Wing should probably go back to school for one thing or another. Or dedicate himself fully to his current craft. Pick one or the other. I was going to say dedicate himself. I would like to see him in a craft

that kept him away from food. I know he's got the surgery and he's losing weight. But for long term, I feel like if he had a lifestyle that kept him away from food, heck, I feel like if I had a lifestyle that kept me away from food, I was thinner. You're working all working all day you got something to do

you know if i was addicted to woodworking right now i bet i'd lose five pounds or more so that's what i want for him if he had that old what was the mech glass yeah that's the thing he says if he had that job right where he worked with those giant cauldrons of molten iron, Yeah, I feel like he just watched Terminator 2 the night before he told us that story. And he was like, yeah, you know, we pour the liquid metal. Do you remember he told us about how the decking collapsed and he clung to it? Yeah, yeah, it was just like that one thing metal in and then it goes into those grates and then once it's hard uruk-hai walks right in grabs the sword good to go

off to the fangorn forest is the fact that the t-2000 can shape shift okay he might appear as your foreman telling you to get back to work but you gotta know he's tricking you. Let's say that he had that job. I feel like that'd be good for him on a whole bunch of levels, right? Like just get up on a schedule, do work, not have, you know, be busy and away from food and be like literally away from food. It would just be a real environment where i think he'd do well in but what do i know on a bright note he got his mother to sign a will saying that he would get

the house in the case that she dies so that her her new husband doesn't get the house in the event of her her demise but if her mother dies like that's a long time from now his mother dies if wings mother dies you said it that's how i heard you say it but it's wings's grandmother who's next on the list oh you're right yeah when his mother owns the the home when his grandmother is essentially homeless and living with him and uh the way things were set up as of a month ago when she had her heart attack when her when her heart went berserk on her as Michael Scott would say grandma's heart would berserk no his mother wings mother had a heart

attack okay yeah all right when his grandmother has has completely different Chris he has her own issues, yeah. Did you say Crypt Keeper issues? No, that's just a bit of Freudian interpretation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said crippling issues, but if you want to go with Crypt Keeper, I see

where you're coming from. I see how I got there, okay. So, that was a pretty good impression. So yeah, Mom had a heart attack. Wing's mom had a heart attack. And he was like, holy shit. If she died, Stepdaddy Willie, or whatever his fucking name is, would have gotten my house.

I've mortgaged this thing 18 times now. I've paid at least three quarters of a million dollars into this trailer. That is a hard story to follow. And he'd have just scooped it up. He'd have just had it, you know? And so he went to mama and was like, hey, this is not cool.

You're gonna have to sign a will that says, number one here gets the house house should the worst occur and apparently she did that he says that she did that i'd like to read the fine print on that document yes i would not be shocked at all if nine months from now he's like it turns out you know that i wrote it up it's a binding legal contract just like my twitch profile jesus christ yeah but we wish the best for his mother and his dude if this comes around yeah of course he was the best to his family but if this comes around to wing somehow like make sure that the fine print is in your favor and that because i can't like if you've already had to pay for this house a couple times i I can't imagine how livid I would be,

first of all, having to do it more than once. Second of all, having to do it a second time and then finding out I was hoodwinked by someone that's supposed to care about me more than anyone in the world. So make sure that's straightened out.

Don't, yeah, that sucks. He said his mom couldn't help him out because she's got a house and two vehicles of her own on her credit right now. His credit's ruined because of his brother, of course. But that should be maybe seven years, buddy. Seven years, right.

But when did it happen? Oh, shit. I'm not familiar with the story. It was during the hot sauce. What did his brother do? Whenever the hot sauce debacle was going on, when I went down to his place to film the hot sauce commercial and all that stuff. It was happening then. So maybe nine months fast forward from there, and that's when it probably hit his credit.

So I'm going to guess four and a half years. Since Taylor doesn't know, I think a lot of listeners might not know too. Wings of Redemption co-signed on a car for his brother, but his brother is a pill head addict? Yeah. I don't know. I have coke in my head. I don't know. I might have made that up. That might be his sister. That's his sister. His sister likes the cocaine.

His brother likes the pills. God, this is such a sad situation. His brother's name is Kenny. And so my friend Mitty, who I often mention, I game with him a good bit. In Rust, we came up with alter egos for ourselves so that we wouldn't be recognized in game. Because you kill somebody and they're like, oh, Kyle lives here. So we renamed ourselves so that we would be a bit more incognito.

And his name was Kenny B. Pillen. And it tickled me every time. Every time I... Genius. i started calling him kenny kenny kenny behind you three o'clock and kenny go hey always pillin he started two of these voices and like living out fleshing out the kenny be pillin alter ego of his you should maintain it through all the, I'd like to see an Urchi version in some other game and work his way through. But to finish that off, his brother, to all of our surprise,

didn't pay the loan. So they repossessed the car and they ruined Wings' credit. Because he's, when you co-sign, that means you pay the loan, but he didn't do that. I believe what the exact thing that happened, you're 100% correct, but I believe the reason he didn't pay the loan was that he went to jail

for a period of time. But this was all, you could see this coming. It was like, I had this very discussion with him. He was like, yep, Kenny's been pilling, and he's going to go to jail for six to eight months or something like that. And he said he's not going to be making those truck payments and that I have to make them. I'm not going to make them. And I was like, dude, make those truck payments. It'll be your truck. That's the best case scenario you have here. If you don't make

these payments and that truck gets repoed, it's a big hit on your credit and if you need something in the next seven years you're gonna have a hard time getting a credit it's very important like like i i did some stupid shit when i was 19 and and messed my credit up yeah yeah for sure like like like it and and it was stupid of me and my dad what you did or you can't i i had a couple of stupid credit cards it wasn't even a lot of money it wasn't a lot of money and then i had this this crazy phone bill that i was afraid to even tell my parents about it was fourteen hundred dollars this was back in the days when went over your minutes yeah this was in the days where going over your minutes yeah this was in the days where going over your minute meant 1400 a month it's like 10 cents a minute for the first hundred after that

a hundred cents a minute it was just it was like when your dad or like my grandpa had like a car phone you'd be like what do you want sounds good bye like yeah and at 19 i i had the money but but i had other aspirations for that money this was like i'm 19 i'm getting ready to go to fucking atlanta and and and and and like chase this girl and and and get the get a new job and buy you a new apartment i and i and i want to do all these other things with my little miniature 19 year old nest egg and i can't be taking a 1400 bite out of it so i was just like fuck you verizon fuck you what you gonna do call me can't because you already turned the phone on he thought this whole thing through. Yeah, yeah. And then it was like, Verizon headquarters, damn it!

How are we supposed to get a hold of this guy? Throw the guy out the window in the meme. So it messed my credit up. And it was a long time before I repaired it. Now I'm great. Now I'm gold. It's wonderful. I carefully restored it over the years.

Getting those bullshit credit cards at first and maintaining X amount of balance and paying X amount off routinely and just being real careful with it until I could get back up into the high 700s and be happy and have borrowing power because it's so important in life to have a bit of borrowing power

and it's one thing if you get if you're going to be stuck with shitty interest rates you can stomach that it kind of sucks but if you just can't get the money it sucks it and and like i've never had to borrow a large amount of money it's i've i don't think i've ever had a car loan i leased a car when i was 19 or something like that before the verizon thing came into play but but mostly it's just like you know i'd like to have that little backup plan over here which is credit you know if it what if there's a medical thing or you know i don't know what but it's nice to have credit so i'm getting that and i told him that then and he was like fuck it like people i don't know what he thought co-signing was like like you're promising

to pay this in case your brother doesn't you're not just signing something i vouch for him yeah yeah you're not just vouching for him or what like it's a big deal because you're committing to the bank to like they don't trust his brother That's why he needed someone to co-sign. They trusted you. Yeah. Speaking of that, Woody, I'm thinking about buying this $18,000 wrecked salvaged Corvette. If you could give me a little signature down at the bottom, I'm sure that would. I can hardly get along.

Knock it over, Jackie. It should be cool. So it's not that my credit is bad. It's that it's locked down. I had so many issues with identity theft. People were opening credit cards in my name like more than once a month. And I had almost like a memorized script I'd give them.

Like this is fraud, this is this, this is that. So eventually I made it so that it's almost impossible to get a credit report on me so you can't open stuff in me. Then when I went to buy a car, it turned out they'd knock a thousand dollars off if i took a loan i didn't want to take a loan but i took a loan for the minimum amount so i don't even know what the numbers are but let's say i put 50 down and took a loan for

seven and uh um it took three months for me to get that loan i did and i had to like make multiple trips to the dealer they couldn't seem to open it. I'm calling, I don't know, Equifax or someone. So it's hard. Am I quite so locked out? I'm patient. I'm patient. You know, get that bet rocking and rolling. I was blown away like going through the home buying process.

Because you know how you always hear about how like, oh, the government's doing that thing again. Well, they'll approve you for way more in money because it's FDIC insured at the bank or whatever. And like so you can get way more than you can actually reasonably pay back like when i just based on a phone conversation where they're like what's your income what are you what's your debt what are your expenses like all just like that cursory top level stuff he like sent me an email that showed like what he would approve me for like what those were and i was like just sitting at like my table at my old apartment like are you serious like you're willing to give me that amount of money are you high and you know that they're sitting there like oh i hope this fucker takes every penny of it you

know which i did not i was like there's no way in fuck i'm taking even half of that but like it it blew my mind and i was like, oh, this is how people become wage slaves their whole life. It's because they see that number of the most they can get approved for and they go, looks like I'm buying a half million dollar house. Then they do that. It's like, Jesus Christ.

Are you sure about that, DeAndre? You deliver for Papa John's. I got good tips this week. I can see how people can get bamboozled by that. If they don't have deliver for Papa John's. Yeah. I got good tips this week. I can see how people can get bamboozled by that. Like if they don't have, you know,

good people at their side to be like, be very wary of this. I always felt like they blame the banks, they blame the government, and they being usually politicians running for office.

And I'm like, how are you not blaming the people who took loans out in this ever? Right? Because they're voters. Because they're voters. You're exactly right. But that holds true with two things, student loans and the mortgage crisis.

And they would go on there, their debates, and they said, you better damn know that I'm going to hold those banks responsible for what they did to you. Those predatory lenders. Predatory lenders. And it's like, oh, my God, there was someone on the other side saying, gimme, gimme, gimme. They got it.

They didn't pay it back. And now they're blaming the bank for giving it to them. The home loan thing, I can see the point there where it's like, if you're buying a home, you should probably be at the point in life where you kind of know enough about finance that you're not going to do something egregious. But the student loan thing, I think, is absolutely predatory loaning in a lot of situations because a lot of people, they have no value of a dollar. They have no understanding of what they're signing. They just know, oh, it's a cultural norm that everybody does this.

And I need a degree in basket weaving if I'm ever going to make a living. And so I guess I need $75,000. And then they're just fucked for so long. Like, I know people who made stupid decisions like that. And if you talk to them now, they're like, God, I just, I wish that we learned a little bit about finance in high school. Or I wish that, you know,

my parents had told me a little more or another adult in my life had told me a bit more. And it's like, you know, if I could go back now, I wouldn't want to trade school or I would have gone to community college for two years and then switched into a cheap state school or something. So it is predatory what they do to kids with student loans like as soon as you turn 18 they're just firing it at you i need this you need that i knew what

a loan meant at 18 years old i like i don't know has this thing like how old is 15 really like when i was 15 if someone was peeing on me i knew i didn't like that you know i would move over you know but these guys are 15 and somehow you know they agreed to this but now they're like how old is 15 how old is 18 i guess is the question are you are you allowed to take low are you an adult at 18 you know signing for yourself like do you that are are they grown-ups or not should we make it 21 you know should we make it so that 18 year olds can't get loans for these schools it's just it's so ridiculous the difference in well mean wages haven't increased that much in the last 20 years but in the last 20 years the cost of schooling is like

septupled or something retarded and so it's like you know if i talk to my dad or something and he's like yeah i got a loan uh first every summer and by the time i graduated most of it was paid off it's like that's not what it's like anymore it's like people are still working for those similar wages that you had except they didn't take out forty five hundred dollars they took out fifty two thousand dollars or something similarly ridiculous so like even though you're right people should have personal responsibility, the people offering those loans should, you know, it's just, it is skeevy. It is skeevy taking advantage of people at a very vulnerable part in their life. So I almost feel like what you're saying is, so they shouldn't offer them loans so they can go to college.

I don't, I really don't think so at this point. Really? So an 18 year old, like, is that not an opportunity withdrawal? They're going to have to really lower the cost of college. If they stop allowing these ridiculous loans, like go to any college, I'm sure you have UNC, you know, go to Mizzou. There's these people are dropping hundreds of millions of dollars on shit like workout centers and indoor pools and things like that. And they can do that because they've got huge uh

huge allotments or endowments or whatever it's just that's what it takes to get students right like students are doing campus tours looking at gyms and i don't know hot tubs and amazing dorms and and then they go to some other campus and it doesn't look like because at this point they're like selling kids a resort party experience for four years and also you get to go to class if you want you know but the real thing is that no matter even if you really really suck we're gonna try our best not to kick you out because you are a paying customer and it all comes down to are these 18 year olds making decisions or not like is it predatory on the colleges to say, hey, this is a beautiful campus and it costs a lot to go here? Is it predatory of the loan company to say, hey, if you want to go there, I'll lend you the money so that you can go?

Do we have to – what do you – Maybe not predatory. I think it's immoral for colleges to do that shit, to basically take advantage of the situation where it's like, wait, you mean that kids can suddenly pay $17,000, $18,000, $20,000 a year to go to school? What does it cost for kids to go here? Okay, well, it's like wait you mean that kids can suddenly pay seventeen eighteen thousand twenty thousand dollars a year to go to school what does it cost for kids to go here okay well it's twenty thousand dollars a year now oh bull pretty much 25 that's twenty five thousand dollars a year now like it's capitalism right they're making their product nicer right you know their product is an education is it for your living experience yeah that's bullshit though you know I feel like that that's an area where where where

my my big government boner starts flexing it's like maybe we should step in and do something about these dirty i'm actually on your side of that yeah right like this is not somewhere where capitalism is is serving the people well because i don't if if i'm sending my kid to get a college degree, it's like, I don't give a fuck what their facilities are like. I want it to be Spartan. I don't want you to have any time or any impetus to do anything but study and get good grades and get the fuck out of there. Maybe a semester early. 10 kilometers, do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and have no air conditioning. I mean, they need AC,

but I dated a girl... Frivolity! I dated a girl who went to Oglethorpe here in Georgia. Google Oglethorpe campus real quick. It's absurd! It looks like Harry Potter's school with the architecture

and the facilities and everything. And she takes me for this tour around campus. I'm like fucking 27 with this girl walking around campus. I'm not sure. Am I allowed? And I'm like, and I'm just like, this is absurd.

What do you pay? Well, not as expensive as, as, as Oxford. This is ridiculous. How can you be paying this much? I'm showing pictures of the campus now

for the video people thank you patriots and uh yeah it's it's uh this is a castle right yeah it looks like harry potter's fucking school it looks it's where's dumbledore at this is great and and you know we went to like there's some nicer. Some newer ones and some castle ones. I'm clicking around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The exterior decor is castle-like for sure. It's beautiful. It's fucking nice. But it was just like, this is ridiculous.

This is about education, right? Don't you just need a box with some people in it? I hear you. So what's happened is. Did the zoo rec need a $30 million outdoor lagoon with a lazy river at their rec center? If they want to get students with GPAs like Taylor's, they can't look like prisons. You know, they have to be places that he wants to go to. And then it just leads into this thing where like the school is more expensive.

So the loan is bigger. Then the school gets better. And the kids keep picking these schools. Taylor mentioned like a really financially responsible thing to do is to go to a community college for two years and then transfer. Nobody knows or cares where you did your first two years of school. It never comes up. You don't even have to put it on your resume. It is completely legitimate and honest to say I graduated from Mizzou, right?

Community college, that's up to you. So you can do that, but people don't. Instead, they spend all for you. I keep saying Mizzou, but you could pick any school. Yeah, any school. Well, don't go there if you're into athletics, though, because they're not wow. Yeah, that's right.

Not next year. Well, anyway, if you want to make good financial decisions. To me, though, it's 18-year-olds making bad financial decisions. And I almost blame them. I don't know. Kyle says capitalism is not doing them right there. It is. It is kind of like it's the engine that drives this isn't really a free market because they're selling a product that's not worth anywhere close to $80,000.

I'm just thinking. Let's say $180,000 for four years. They're selling a product artificially inflated for $80,000 because that's the amount of money that's being given to these kids. What they're providing to those kids isn't worth anywhere in the ballpark of that. If you spend four years at your computer, you could be more equipped than a fucking computer science major. Or a communications major particularly

or things like that. Psychology, absolutely without a doubt. So really, it's not the value. My doctor's 35 years old. It's artificially inflated. My doctor's 35 years old. He's still paying off his school loans. I was talking to him the other day

about what I do or whatever, and he's like, yeah, and you don't have any fucking med school loans either. And I'm like, no. And he's like, oh, don't have any fucking uh any med school loans either and i'm like no and he's like oh they're rough i'm like what you're still paying that oh yeah i i'm sure of it that that's not abnormal that's normal that's normal my um i have friends uh who was a dentist and you know he's in a very similar position i know like uh he'd be bought into a firm and he had he had basically med school to pay off as a dentist. And yeah, it takes a long time.

It takes a long time. But what was I going to say? They're not doctors. Oh, if you want to look at the value of the education, like the cost that that should be, I think you can look to community college. That's the lessons part should cost. Maybe a little more.

Maybe there's some bigger and better facilities in you know like mizzou for example but uh my mom went to instruction yeah my mom got her um her master's in early childhood education and she went to this small uh like christian uh college that that's that's in their that's in their town it's it's big as far as the facilities are concerned but it's not a it's not uga or anything it's a little school and it was fucking cheap it was so cheap i i don't remember what it was but but like her education was like thirty thousand dollars or something for for like the four the six years or whatever she did it was like nothing i've been wrong about what I'm about to say for 30 years now,

and I'm still sticking to it. So hang in there. I had this idea that the most prestigious schools, the hardest ones to get into would be schools like UNC and Missoula. It's like inexpensive state schools. And that it would be much harder for, I don't know, University of Hartford. That's probably a state school.

But Drexel is a good example, right? Drexel is a private school. It gets expensive, but it's not really more prestigious than Mizzou or UNC. It just costs more. And there are tons and tons and tons of schools in the Northeast that are like that. I thought those schools,

because they're just expensive, would have a harder time getting students. And it hasn't come true. You know, I thought state schools and like the Harvards and Stanfords of the worlds. What would Bernie Sanders say about all this? Taylor. Taylor, you're muted.

Bernie Sanders would never do that. I would never mute myself intentionally. I have far too much respect for myself and what my points are. And I would say, take out as much money as you can. Start your own university like I did in Vermont.

And then when I become president, I'll excuse all the debt. And that's a lot of free money. There it is. I don't understand how it works but my understanding you give the money out erase the debt the money remains have you seen fight club have you seen fight i've been carrying around the check of how much money i'm giving back to the country the state of the union is tonight we're talking about politics do you think

anything interesting will be in it yeah yeah yeah so so he trump is going to be um he is going to be kind he is going to be uh uh he is he is going to make the democrats look uh petty and uh it's going to be a real 3d chess moment for the the trump campaign that's my prediction i think that that instead of coming out and being like, these Democrats won't do this and they won't do that, and all the experts say it should be done, and they're making life unsafe for the American public. I don't think he's going to do that. I think that he's going to talk about a lot of things that everyone who's watching agrees with, and then the camera's going to pan to the democrats sitting on

their hands i think he's going to he's going to praise the troops and he's going to praise first responders or whatever he's going to he's going to talk about the good things that our country does that everyone agrees upon and then make the democrats look petty that's not bad and i hadn't heard that before i'll myiction, I believe he's going to lie. I believe that he's not going to pass the fact check very well and the news will seize on that quite a bit. We've all seen like the number

of illegal immigration captures at the border or something like that. And that number is declining for 20 years now, something like that, 30. It's peaked recently. Peaked is not the right term. No, not peaked, but it had gone up again. It dropped like 80% and then came back 5%.

I'm making these numbers up, but that's about right. Anytime he's like, I don't know, amnesty, we'll see. It's like a huge surge in the number of people who come here illegally. I don't know. I could pull up and show the chart. But it almost looks like gun violence. It feels like it's bad because it's all we hear about. But if you know the actual numbers, it's been getting better since the 80s. Yeah, they're pumped up because of suicide and police shootings.

So I think that if he talks about that woman that was like bound in the back of a car, which apparently is from a movie he saw, then that's not going to go well for him. When he did that, he addressed the nation at like 8 p.m. three weeks ago. And that just wasn't his venue to do well, sitting in the Oval Office. So we'll see how he does. I don't give a fuck what he says. He should do what Kyle said. You know what he's not going to talk about is how he recently got people on the left and right

pretty amped, except for the neocons and neolibs being like, hey, we're going to get out of Syria. It's enough is enough. And then stories just sneak out just a couple days ago where it's like actually you know we gotta you gotta keep some troops there i suppose uh yeah i guess we can't pull out yet it's like that's not a big story i saw a shit where he like will say something i

really really like which is get us the fuck out of the middle east and then you know he gets influenced by the elites who just love us being in these wars. All the normal liberals, not the normal conservatives. I talk to you every day. Don't want us over there. I don't know where the fuck these people are that are like, we have to stay. We have to keep fighting this 20 year losing war. I'm totally with Taylor,

except I have this little hedge of what is it? I don't know. Right. Why is it when it's about keeping an eye on Iran? Not to. So let's see the syria one it's about a warm water port for russia and the iraq one is about iran i think um and then uh so that but i i want like if russia gets a warm water port why am i supposed to give a

fuck again like how many lives should we spend making sure russia doesn't have this warm water port like what's exactly like as far as i can tell like the the warmongering elites in this country and the media they have lost any credibility when it comes to us intervening in the middle east they've bald-faced lied about shit over and over and over and over how many american lives have to die for yeah and cheerleading if they don't cheerlead these wars they get blasted the the public lines up against them it's to their benefit look at the democratic side what's going on like the one i like most over there right now they're trying first of all they're trying so obviously ham-handedly artificially to pump up kamala harris where they're like everybody everybody look how cool kamala is there's a bunch of buzz and then you

like search organically it's like it's like nobody is nobody wants this buzz like nobody wants well sir and then like fucking tulsi tulsi gabbard or gabard who i think is probably the best of the democrats running because she actually has some balls and is like, no, these wars we're in are bullshit. We need to get out. Mainstream media people are ranking her at 1%. Oh, she has no chance. Put her out of the limelight. 538's big story where they shoot all the faces of prospective people.

They've got Oprah on there. They've got The Rock on there. But they don't have Tulsi Gabbard on there. That's's weird it's almost like that's a little too far for the elites up there where oh no no no get out get out of those wars no no no no that's too far you can't do that like and they shit talk her for it and so that's the democrat i like the most right now because she actually seems to be wanting to not fuck around in the middle east anymore so i'm not up to speed on her i can't't comment. But it does tie into my what don't I know, right? It could very

well be, hey, Raytheon's lining my pockets and it's kind of a jobs program really. We make bombs and then we just drop them in the sand and we keep doing that and it keeps people employed. You know, if we don't have this trillion dollar jobs program then, you know, the American economy drastically changes.

Yeah, maybe. But then the point would be changes. It could be that. Yeah, maybe. But then the point would be like, all right, so we're just going to artificially maintain trillions and ever-increasing size because we're going to just be doing this forever, just fighting in these wars. It's just obscene that we've been over there for so long. We've achieved nothing other than death and the destruction. And they still think people are so dumb that they're like,

we're going there to create democracy. It's like, no, we're not. That's not our goal with other people. No. I think there's maybe five Democrats that have announced, and maybe three more, or four more that have those exploratory committees,

whatever the fuck that means. I want to see Bernie get back in there. I did feel like bernie got a fair shake last time and even now they when they talk about bernie yet they're like yeah he had a bit of a movement you know it's like no he was the front runner he was the guy you liar why are you still lying for hillary clinton she's not here or is she or is she where is ruth bader kinsberg Where is she? Where is Ruth Bader Ginsburg? I don't have a Democrat I'm in love with right now There's no one

I liked Elizabeth Warren Two years ago More than I do now I liked her more than Bernie She had to apologize to the Cherokee Nation I don't like any of them They're all such fucking liars You know who I that you'd like.

Uh, Rand Paul, he actually is my front runner because he'll come out there like right away and be like, he believes a lot of silly things as well. But the big thing where he's like, it's tight, it's enough,

enough of Americans dying for other nations, interests and regions that we don't even can even pronounce the names of their cities. Like fuck this. It's so expensive. There's no reason for us to be sending young people to die my facebook feed is filled with abortion talk lately so there's two things three things happening two states new york and another one made it legal to have abortions pretty much until the baby's delivered now a doctor has to determine that it's in, like,

the mother's life was at risk. But the wording there is vague enough that some people are nervous that, like, there's a lot of ways for her life to be at risk. Like, you know what? If she has a baby, she'll be so depressed,

let me tell you. Well, that was the same language in Roe v. Wade, where it was instead of the woman's life, it was the woman's health. And so then they allowed him to make the case of, well, my financial health will suffer. My mental health will suffer. That's literally, that's what happened. I didn't know financial health was one of them. That made

me laugh. But the language wasn't harsh enough. Like it didn't outline like in the case of cancer, you know, where the chemo is going to kill the baby anyway. We'll just abort it even though, you know, whatever. Or a lot of times when people have these really late abortions, it's called the baby's not compatible with life. You know, that baby was going to die in the first five days and it was going to suck. Its heart's on the outside or it doesn't have a brain. Like crazy stuff like that.

Or, you know, I don't know. I don't know that ahead of time. Like crazy stuff like that. Or, you know... I don't know that ahead of time. Some of the pro-life people, they know ahead of time if they're getting great prenatal care the whole way through. Not everybody does. But the pro-life people think that

a lot of women, they just like to hold on to babies for eight and a half months or so before they decide not to be a mom. And that's not the case. Yeah. I don't picture anybody staying pregnant for nine months for the fuck of it.

Because they're like, I've always wanted to be a murderer. I can do it legally every nine months. You know, if I hang on to this baby for a while, my tilk business, it'll be booming. Did you see about the Virginia governor?

You've been following that story? Yes, yes. I just want to wrap. Oh, that was so funny. I want to put a bow on the abortion thing. The other part of it is there are a number of trials now where it looks like Roe v. Wade might lose. I think it's starting in Ohio. So we'll see where that goes.

The conservatives have the Supreme Court. It could switch. Is the Virginia thing, that funny picture of the Michael Jackson lookalike and then some dude in a clan outfit? Or that's what he claimed. At first he's like, I was not in that picture. Yeah, you got it a little bit twisted.

So the situation is that they pull up this guy's yearbook photo and yearbook, and he is named there. It's like, ah, here's Governor. It's literally, I think, Furman or something. Yeah, here's Mr. Furman, and there's a picture of two individuals, one in a Klansman's hood and the other with blackface smiling real wide.

And they didn't know which one was him. You can't tell which one is him because he's like 40 years older now. We know now? Yeah. He's a blackface guy. He says it's neither. He has went back and then forth again. At first he said, yeah, that's me.

And then he said, that's me in the blackface. And then he said, actually, that's not me in the blackface. But one time in a completely separate incident i was dressing up for a michael jackson uh dance contest and i put shoe polish on my face for that um but then of course reddit is like check this out and they show a picture of him in college wearing the same fucking corduroy pants and these are distinctive pants this is amazing i love this this is not like he's wearing blue jeans or like bell bottoms they are these flared legged corduroy pants with a very wide hash mark pattern and and

it's him with the black face and him without the black face and and when you've got like two pictures of him side by side at the same age you're able to be like yeah that's his same facial structure that's the same build and those are definitely the same thing that's a lot of pictures for back when you had to develop film yeah yes and and so and so now like his aides are everybody's telling him like get out or we're going to impeach you essentially uh and he's like he's been speaking with his aides about what he should do he doesn't want to leave He's been apologizing and saying that doesn't represent him. But I found it very interesting, the hypocrisy there where, like, if he'd been a Republican, we'd have had so much –

Oh, I disagree. I think CNN reported he was a Republican. You can't find anyone on his side. The media is telling him to retire. What do they call it? Resign. All the Democrats are coming after him to resign. Not all.

Obama hasn't said anything. Hillary hasn't said anything. In my little exposure, he has no friends. And on the other hand, when there's good people on both sides, I feel like the Republicans go easier on that than the Democrats and that there is not the hypocrisy that you're looking for. I think it is. But here's my favorite part of this part of this story.

Do you know a CNN reporter who was a Republican? Let me keep going. He's at the, I did see that. He's at the podium and he says that he put a little shoe polish, not a lot, just a little because it doesn't come off easily, to do a Michael Jackson lookalike as he moonwalked. And a reporter asks him, can you still moonwalk now? And only the video people get this. But he goes, he's looking to see how much room he has at the press conference.

And his wife goes, yes, under appropriate circumstances. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. My wife says under appropriate circumstances. He was about to moonwalk he was seconds away from you know and he was picturing the news stories it's like super cool virginia governor walks his way into your heart i need to show you the video he's looking all over he's like the platform he's about to moonwalk he's seconds away that's the sort of talent that politicians love to show off that that's like bill clinton's up there addressing the me too movement and there's sir sir it says here you stuffed the end of your

saxophone into miss lewinsky's and made her fart out the national anthem Lewinsky's asshole and made her fart out the national anthem. Can you still play the saxophone? Not that particular one. Well, is Monica here? She's ruined nowadays. I forgot. She wasn't great

back in the day. I think she aged okay. Yeah, she aged okay. I was just being mean, Bill Clinton. I don't have a preference on that one. Is she thinner now than she was young? That would be hard at that point. I don't know.

Believe it or not, I have not looked her up. I think she wrote a book recently called The Stain. Yeah. The Humidor. Oh. Oh, wow. called the stain yeah the humidor oh oh wow here i'm gonna show a picture to everyone on that was not a good oh wow she's probably also like 49 by now right or 50 oh she's looking great yeah this is 2018 yeah Yeah, good for her. Yeah, I think, I mean,

she might have looked a little better at 20, but I mean, for 2018, she aged way better than average. I disagree. Look at that. She's still got the stain on her. She's still got the stain. She should just go as herself

for Halloween every year. Oh, she does. A little stain on a blue dress. She has to go as herself every day of her life and that's the worst part about living for her dude that sucks yeah yeah it like i don't know she sucked a cock everyone sucks a cock right yeah right guys right everybody everybody sucks dick if you don't in 2019 you're a bigot that's true that's true so very true uh yeah yeah it's fine i remember i was talking to um i forget some girl we were all you know acting

completely repulsed at the idea of sucking a dick it's not that big a deal let it go it's like yeah i guess so anyway yeah call it a show yeah i think so that was fun yeah all right uh pkn 233