Painkiller Already - PKN #236

Episode Date: March 8, 2019

It's PKN time baby!

And we're live. Painkiller Nearly, episode 236. Taylor, you want to kick it off? So, yeah. Kyle, you've been doing a lot of culinary stuff recently. You've been sending in our group chat. Not only did you make enormous meat hunks for your family, and I hope that went very well.

Oh, so well. When you first said, like, oh, my mom and dad are coming over, I'm like, that might be uncomfortable, but I bet that big hunk of meat really calmed everyone down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a good time. Yeah. I forgot.

Did their divorce? Yeah. I think it was in the title. Kyle's enormous meat was one of the central topics of a PKA. Yeah, yeah. It was a pretty amicable divorce. At this point, it is. You know, like, they tease each other.

Like, if, you know, they'll go back and little and barb each other a little bit but nobody gets mad or anything you know they're adults and we all have a good laugh about it is your mom getting laid pretty regularly i don't think so no no um you don't try and help i love sister out i heard kyle led with the negative like i saw a little head shake or something. No, no. I, I, and I, what I was expecting that to go is I don't know, but no, no. Welcome to painkiller already. Nah, she's not getting it.

No, no. She made a joke at one point. Um, oh, I can't, I wish I could remember what she said. Um, I think maybe we were about, we were watching movies and maybe, um, some, I mentioned like, like, um, there's that,

that Braveheart prequel movie that the guy, that, um, the guy from Star Trek did. And, uh, and I was like, I was like,

yeah, he's, he's got his dick out at one point. She's like, well, let's watch that. It's been a while since I've seen one, but,

uh, well, mom, you should try Bumble. Cause you can have your pick of the litter of dicks and it's just a dick farm and you get to prance around like a happy little school girl and pick your your choice penises i'm probably i sometimes i ask these questions because i assume our viewers don't know either i think in this case it's just me though how is bumble different than tinder bubbles like tinder except uh it's not mutually like an approved match it's just me though how is bumble different than tinder bubbles like tinder except uh it's not mutually like an approved match it's just women who are allowed to pick men okay so like tinder

you both swipe on each other and it comes up or if i initiate a swipe it's more likely to come up on somebody else's profile but if you're a guy on bumble i assume because i never really used bumble you just sit there and wait and then invites will roll in you've used bumble i assume because i never really used bumble you just sit there and wait and then invites will roll in you've used bumble right kyle it's been a really long time since i've used bumble like that might have been the first thing i ever used that or plenty of fish plenty of fish is full of the trash of this planet it was real bad there it's amazing how you can go on different dating apps and there's a visible difference between the people on dating apps and the people that are wallowing in pig shit

on Plenty of Fish. It's like restaurants. You go into a Taco Bell, there's a certain clientele there, okay? Now you go to an Applebee's, a little bit different. You go to Outback Steakhouse, oh, that guy's got a button-up on.

Everyone's wearing shoes. And not just Crocs. go into kfc is that guy bleeding sir take that raccoon out of the restaurant was that a kfc or no that was a mcdonald's okay but uh but but yeah yeah that's how the dating apps are generally generally is like there's a different clientele or a different uh user base on each one. But it's nice to cover all your bases. But I think Plenty of Fish was the first one I ever used. And I remember it's been like eight years ago maybe when I hopped on there because my friends both used it. And they were like, yeah, get some pussy tonight.

And I was like, oh, God, all of these women are just – that one doesn't have teeth. I imagine it morphs. Yeah, that's a plus. Yeah, right. It of these women are just... That one doesn't have teeth. I imagine it morphs. Yeah, that's a plus. Good for you. Yeah, right. It's better blowjobs. I imagine it morphs over time. Like Dan...

Do you guys remember PKA Dan? Might have been episode 141. He was on Plenty of Fish a lot. And I saw those were top quality retreads. I'm sure there are some on there. It's just as a whole, I would notice I got matched a lot more on plenty of fish than tinder like just by the i spent probably 10 times as much time on

tinder as plenty of fish and i still was getting like a fuck ton of matches on plenty of fish and it was just monsters just horrible monsters that were like you want to get to know each other? It's like you live 94 miles away and you're holding two kids. And a cigarette. Yeah, and a cigarette. Why is your profile pic in a robe? There's something interesting about the skin tone of those kids. Oh, dude. So Stephen Curry.

Do you guys know Stephen Curry curry he's a basketball player one of the best in the league actually maybe my favorite player and one of the things that he makes him stand out from the other nba players is he has like a good marriage his wife has this really wholesome twitter where she like tweets about making cookies and stuff like that and uh i probably have it wrong i don't know if they're up to three kids now, but he's just got this wholesome thing going on, which is super uncommon in the NBA. Is she hot?

Yes. LeBron James has the most wholesome relationship. Are you aware of his circumstances? Let me finish this. So on Twitter, someone was like, dude, all your kids look like Xerox copies. And she claps back with, that's what happens when they all have the same baby daddy.

Oh! Yeah, that's a nice line. Yeah, LeBron James married his high school girlfriend, and they've got a few kids together. He could have done better, let's just say that. Really? I didn't know LeBron James was even married. I didn't know either.

He's got a few kids. Well, It's because he's never dated or anything. He married his high school girlfriend probably fairly early. But yeah, I had a good time with the parents. Cooked both of those gigantic steaks. They looked like prime rib or something. They were just these huge, thick... They were so thick, they did. Yeah, I sliced it really thin, and I made lobster mashed potatoes,

and we had a good time. I bought a bunch of ultra 4K Blu-rays for the new television. They had never seen John Wick before, so I'm sitting over there looking at them as the puppy makes its way onto the screen, and Mom's like, Oh, what a cute little puppy! And Dad's like,

Beagles make a good pet. You're sitting over there as a 32-year-old man, like, maybe mom and dad will get back together. Are you orchestrating this whole thing? No, not at all. I don't give a shit what they do. I didn't care when...

It's funnier to imagine. I'm going to put on Marley and me, and you'll see. It'll be back to normal, Mom and Dad. It'll be just like the olden days. Yeah, the parent trap. Another you comes in and is like, have you learned anything this evening?

I let the air out of their tires so they can't leave. I just orchestrate this whole thing where they have to spend days and days together. Kyle, please stop. Stop pretending to be your British twin. It's upsetting your mother. Why is Kyle's twin Russian? I normally end a cooking talk, but how do you cook?

Chouzet? I'm not a cooking guy. Sous vide. Sous vide. Now, are you new to it, or have you been sous viding a lot lately? I've cooked maybe eight steaks in it so far like eight times maybe something like that it's so easy that like there's an absolute novice get here are the steps you google what temperature do you sous vide a steak at and it'll

tell you and it's it's like 130 degrees and you go to the machine and you go 130. And then you take the steak and put it in a plastic bag. Yeah. That's what you, yeah. And then you put the steak in a plastic bag and put it in the water. And then you come back in an hour and it's done. And you just sear the outside and you've got a delicious, delicious steak. Are you sure it's 130? Sounds good.

Yep. That's amazing to me. 130 is a temperature that sometimes happens outside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could survive that. Yeah.

I mean, like when I'm putting the steaks in the water, you know, my fingers are in that water and it's just like, wow, that's a little hot. I was going to say, if I adjusted slow, I think I've taken baths that hot. Maybe. You have not. That would be beyond hot i think i've set my hot tub to like 108 109 before and when you're getting that that's about the limit of what you're going to be comfortable with because it's like oh oh it's so hot it's so if it's like 110

we used to have it at like 110 when we had one as a kid and it after maybe three minutes you're like i'm cooking my insides yeah yeah i went to a um a natural spring like it wasn't a hot tub but it was a hot natural spring and it fed what looked like a hot tub like an in-ground very small pool and uh i mean it took me like 12 15 minutes to get in inch by inch slowly like adjusting to it so I thought that might have been 130 but maybe not have you ever seen those guys that compete and do like the hottest

how long you can be in a sauna for yes it's disgusting a dude accidentally died by cooking himself alive because he wanted to win the guy who could sit in the hottest room the longest. You get like a Hyundai Santa Fe and $8,000. You get a used Hyundai Santa Fe. It's a rough –

Their skin starts sloughing off. Yeah. He just died in there because he cooked himself. It was like 180 degrees. And in water temperature is it 98.6 just like a happy comfortable like it's like a water temperature yeah uh it's your body temperature but honestly like when you if the hot tub's at 98 you're like oh this could this could be a little warmer this isn't this is a little tepid i think like 102 i like it like 103 yeah yeah somewhere in there 102 to 104 somewhere in there i like it hot you know i and when if i'm

getting in the hot tub it's we always had our hot tub outdoors and it's a winter activity so it's like it's freezing outside like sometimes it's literally like snowing and it's just so nice to get in there and be like your upper body is like cold as fuck like your ears are cold but you're just like boiling in there it's great but yeah the sous vide thing if you think about it this way like what you use is the internal temperature um guidelines for meat so usually when you cook like a steak in a pan you're cooking it until the inside is 130 degrees and then it's done so with this you just get there without having to like burn the outside and like have this um this layering effect where the outside is sort of crispy and then it's well done right below that and medium well right below that and then you know all the different gradients you get this

sort of rainbow pattern but with the sous vide it's just completely perfectly medium rare all the way through and then you quickly sear the outside it's perfect and it's really good for something as big as those steaks i was cooking because like there's no way in hell i was going to ever pan fry a three pound steak and get it right it was going to be bloody in the middle and burn outside your parents like john wick they really like john wick yeah there's the first one that's such an interesting movie to throw on for your parents it's so violent yeah they're into that you know they're down and it's 4k right

I would want yeah it's I'm thinking John Wick is a movie that would show that fairly well if you watch Finding Nemo does it really benefit past like what it is in 1080p i'm not sure um but you know john wick has good videography yeah and good and good audio too i

got a nice sound bar so like you know there's there's a lot of like club music going on while he murders and it's it was a really fun experience we watched that and um oh what was the other movie watched not the martian i did get the martian and watched it and it was excellent but uh watch john wick and uh oh mad max uh fury road which also lent itself really well to to that tv the martian if you have good surround sound is one of those show off the sound movies if there's like there's just a lot of weather and crashes and explosions and stuff and it makes you look behind you sometimes. Band of Brothers does that too.

It was really good. I sent you a picture this morning, Taylor, of my next culinary thing I'm going to take upon myself here. It's crab legs. It's king crab legs. I saw a lot of them. I found this website that will overnight you Alaskan king crab legs. They are a pound and a half

each leg. Each leg. It's a gigantic crab leg. They are like probably like almost as long as your forearm. Yeah, longer. They're almost two feet long. They're enormous. Like one leg is enough to feed up is a serving size.

How are you going to make them? You're going to boil them? You're going to bake them? You're going to cover them? So they cook them, and then they flash freeze them, and then they overnight them to you. So all you have to do is warm them up. So I'm probably going to like split them

and then boil them in some water that's full of Old Bay. Some Cajun seasoning maybe. For like five minutes and then they come out and they're just ready to go. Then I'll make some fancy garlic butter with paprika in it to dip

them in. That sounds so good. Make some linguine on the side. It's going to be good. Is this a date night some linguine on the side it's gonna be good is this a date night kind of meal yeah just you yeah i think it'll be like a date night kind of meal yeah nice is this with a bloodletting girl yeah nice i i can't yeah i meant to to you know retread over that a bit like last week because you know curious how it went. How was the blood play? We have not gotten into any blood play yet.

Oh, that's post-crab. And first, let me just be clear here. That's not what it is. It's not blood play. It's knife play. Right. I wouldn't want to be... Taylor, how dare you? You malign us.

And there's a big difference, frankly.'s the difference right boogie is into blood play right he likes when the girl what yeah he likes when the girl cuts him up on his back and then like messes around and does shit with it like like smears it and like maybe like puts it on her face or like maybe tastes it and stuff like that that that's not what this person is into at all she is more into like a bit of light scratching with the knife and sort of the threat of the knife it sounds to me like it's the implication the implication it sounds to me like it's a bit of a rape fantasy um that's very common you know i asked her jokingly i was like what if i put the knife to your throat when i fucked you and she's like i'm not opposed to it isn't that like funny when you first realize like kind of how fucked up a lot of women are where you'll like just do something like that like and like grab their

throat or like in the heat of the moment and like afterward you'll realize oh my god like i was really throwing her around and she loved it like that i could have just beat her up it could have been like sex is over bitch like boxed a couple times she would be like oh man we want to start off again it's like it is i think isn't that like the number one like fantasy rape is number one i think it's it's really way up there. That's not one that Jackie and I share. We've had... Well, you never know. I'll say...

Well, no, I want to say like... Well, implying we haven't. Not that we tried like actual rape stuff, but like we've gotten... You know, you get your ski mask on. A little like... She hops in the shower. She doesn't like feeling against her will at all, right?

So when you start edging up against that, it's like, ah, this is not where she wants to be. So, yeah, not her cup of tea. Huh. Well, for a lot of women it is. Yeah. It is very much so their cup of tea. And I wonder why, but it's also just a fantasy.

Those same women, they're not like, man, walking to their car after work being like, I hope somebody rapes me. It's just in the controlled situation. I hope that I'm raped within the context of a loving relationship. Yes.

Sometimes. There are definitely women who are like, wish someone would rape me. But mostly it's a fantasy. I would say, if you're in a parking garage, don't roll the dice and hope she's one. Oh, yeah. And I feel like there are definitely men

who think that. There are definitely psychotic dudes who are like, dude, she wouldn't be dressed like that if she wasn't into a bit of rape play. And she's just like, I just left the club! She wouldn't carry pepper spray and a taser, you know, and then miss me with both,

purposefully. She was aiming around me. She wanted it. She wanted it. She couldn't be that uncoordinated. Judge, all of this CCTV footage exonerates me. Look at, she's loving it. She couldn't be that uncoordinated. Judge, all of this CCTV footage exonerates me. Look at, she's loving it. It's like she's screaming, no, help, help.

Yeah, help me not come too soon to this parking garage because I'm loving it. You know, it's like... That's dark. Yeah, it is pretty fucking dark. Dude. So I hope your crab meal goes great. Oh, I'm so excited.

And I hope the blood play, or I'm sorry, the knife, the tactful knife play. Tactful knife play, yes. Is successful. Tactical knife play. And I hope you don't get any blood on your sheets. I got plenty of sheets. I like your attitude. You know, I hope you don't get blood on your sheets.

You know what? We're not going to, we're going to let little things like that get in the way of a good time no not at all no i've got a lot of sheets it's interesting because you maybe i'm misremembering you don't like fucking girls when they're on their period right no no no i don't but he's also not it's not a hard stop either it's it's it's a hard stop for me Oh, but I feel like you've broken that rule before. I have before and I didn't care for it. Okay. What is it?

Is it just like the blood that accumulates on your dick during it? Or is it just like... I just feel like, yeah, I don't like that so much. I don't like the feeling of it down there, the knowledge of what's going on down there. I just don't like that so much. I don't like the feeling of it down there, the knowledge of what's going on down there. I just don't like anything about it. And also, I feel like there can't... Well, I don't just feel like...

There can't be any oral either. I can't go down on her. And I like going down on her. What if I forget? I think of it like I'm helping the period finish more. Like a plunger in a fog tree. Those uterine lining is trying to come out, and you're like a guy with a big fucking mop handle in a cathedral really cleaning those stained glass windows.

You're getting up there. You're knocking it all out. They should make condoms that are fuzzy on the outside, and it would just be a big pipe cleaner. Oh, that's so gross. It just comes out just a sludgy mess. Yeah, you know, let's not dive too deep into it and just agree that it's a good idea.

I wrap my dick in a ShamWow. I pop it up there. Bobby Mays here. Billy. Hey, Billy Mays here with the ShamWow. No, the guy who did the ShamWow was that skinny guy who ended up getting his lip bit by a prostitute. With the one bad eye.

With the one bad eye. I remember this old ONA clip of Bill Burr talking about where he's like, Oh, you guys aren't going to believe it. I bought the ShamWow. And they all start making fun of him. Like, you fucking retard. You bought a ShamWow. You would have been the person back in the day buying magic potions.

And he's like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I bought the ShamWow. And I was so excited when it came. So I went. I opened up my ShamWow. I got my girl in the day buying magic potions he's like oh yeah oh yeah i bought the shamwow and i was so excited when it came so i went i opened up my shamwow i got my girl in the other room i was gonna go drop it in the back of the toilet and watch it just soak everything up i've tried to wipe up a simple spill i may as well try and wipe it up with that plastic bag it doesn't absorb anything it's the worst purchase it It smells weird. It was bad?

I somehow assumed. Apparently. We used to use OxyClean. That was a purchase that we did make. And it went commercial eventually so that you'd see it at the store. And it's an additive. And so many of those spray-on cleaners. It seems to work.

You know what's an actually good purchase? The magic erasers. Do you guys buy those? Oh, yeah. I bet you're aware that you can get the generic magic eraser for like a tenth of the price right that's the exact same shit yeah are they on amazon yeah yeah so uh if you google like gen you know generic magic eraser save money you'll find it so instead of getting like the green and yellow magic eraser that's sort of like

got like a wavy shape to it or whatever it has for gripping, they just sell you white cubes of that material. You get a whole bag of them for what one of the magic erasers cost. They're just as effective. I think that might be what we have.

The ones I get are from Walmart and they're just like what you described. Yeah. One magic eraser is like $4 or something do you know how they work it it's well that's gonna be some sort of like fancy abrasive yeah it's literally abrasive i didn't know that it's not unlike using 6 000 grit sandpaper or something and just you know rubbing off the dirt it's actually made of melaninamine foam, which has been used for decades as an insulation and soundproofing material. It works because

melamine resin cures into foam. It's microstructured almost as hard as glass and causing it to act like a super fine sandpaper. Wow. There you go. You were right. Make your own magic eraser for 10 cents. Wow. I think of the savings. That actually is a lot of savings.

I want to make articles where it's like make your own something and it's just like shoplifting instructions. I'm not even going to place this deal. You can save by wearing a trench coat to 7-Eleven. Have you ever majored on alcohol? You've brewed beer, right?

No, I've never done that. Really? That seems like something you'd get into. I got a kid years ago. It does seemlor-ish yeah it is i i got into candles before i got into making beer beer like that's so i i would have thought that'd be something you if i were into beer i would definitely make my own you know i i think uh i've thought about making wine before because you can make wine in a slow cooker. You brought up making your own beer as a segue from saving money. We're not under the

impression you can make your beer cheaper than you can buy it, right? I don't know. No, it's more like a fun thing. My dad and my dad's wife do it and they just do it until it's like a hobby. Like, oh, neat, try this beer that we made. You can make wine cheaper than you can buy it. Is that good wine, though?

No. My friend makes wine that I think is good. I didn't say you could make good wine cheaper than you could buy good wine. I said you could make wine. Make toilet wine. The challenge with wine, so I have a friend who's really into making wine.

So I've actually done it. I've stomped grapes. I've pressed grapes. We've done, like, he throws a party and they make, I wouldn't even know like 500 bottles of wine like a lot of wine jesus christ but i don't think he saves money on it even at the volume he does he buys grapes he has them shipped in the great press he has he's been through a couple of them now he's upgraded

it's very expensive he's outfitted his basement in you know because now he has to's been through a couple of them now he's upgraded it's very expensive he's outfitted his basement in you know because now he has to store it and he's got all these racks and then i think it's similar to fishing like that the most expensive fish you ever eat will be one you catch yourself almost certainly and uh i think that's where it is but i'm not saying it's bad i'm just saying it's not costly yeah it's it's it's a hobby you know they're they're expensive uh wine i don't care for wine i don't like it it's it's i don't like it either i you know it's it's somewhere you know it's between beer and and and liquor it's it's like 10 or 12 percent alcohol by volume whereas a beer is five and and you know uh vodka or liquor is 40.

So it's right there in the middle where you've got to have a couple glasses to get a little tipsy, and then it tastes like shit. And it always gives me heartburn, especially white wine. I just don't like it. And red wine is just bitter, and I see people like, oh, this pairs well with that fish, or oh, this will pair really well with that steak. And I'm like, not as well as a Coca-Cola. Have you had coca cola like whenever i go to a fancy steak restaurant like the only thing i see people drinking other than water or wine is a they bring out a fucking fancy

bottled coca-cola hey i'm just like you guys are fucking up you're just fucking up the biggest steak you have in a 2019 coca-cola yeah dude coca-cola pairs well with steak it really does it really does and uh i'm gonna say wine the oh oh sometimes i like the fruitiest of fruity wines like i think that's the dessert wine that's the verb they use yeah dessert a Riesling. Riesling is white wine, but I've had Rosé, right? Rosé is a pink wine. But I've had a red wine that was considered a dessert wine

and I don't remember the... Moscato. That's what it's called, right? It may have been a Moscato. I don't remember the fancy made-up fucking name that they come up for. Sweet red wine is what they should call it. Oh, the Geppetto. You should have what they should call oh the geppetto you should have said yeah i just am like naming like categories i see at the grocery store as i'm on the way to the white trash beer section oh i'm naming uh pinocchio's father yes i was watching

family the other night it was it was on you know i forgot about that scene where like geppetto's bending over in front of Pinocchio. He's like, you know, Pinocchio, I noticed that the cookie was going out of the container. He's like, I'm sorry, dad. I took it. He's like, are you sure?

If you told me you didn't, I might believe you. I don't want to lie to you, Geppetto. You know, it wouldn't hurt you to try. Because he wanted to get his ass rammed by a doll nose. I actually kept up with that. That was for the listeners at home. Speaking of pedophilia. Yes.

I've been watching True Detective Season 3. How is it? I heard it's a big step up from Season 2, which I didn't even get past Episode 2 because it sucked. Season 1, in my opinion, is some of the best television ever made. It's incredible. Matthew McConaughey, Woody Harrelson, fucking kill it. I love it. I love it, love it, love it so much. It's incredible acting. Season two was bullshit. Season two made me think that

this was just an aberration. I don't know who produced season one versus season two. I don't know who's making this thing. Apparently it was Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey. They're executive producers on the project. But man, I dislike season two so much, I didn't make it past the second or third episode. That was the one by Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey?

Well, they acted in the first one, but they're executive producers on the series afterwards. So I was a little hesitant to start season three. It's got this black actor who you'd recognize, but he's got a funny name. It sounds... It's a hard name to remember. I'm never going to remember that guy's name, but he does an excellent job.

Did you look it up and see? I'm looking it up. I'm just saying in general, I feel your pain. They do that thing where they bounce back and forth through time right um not like some sort of science fiction movie but more like basically i'm not gonna spoil anything but some children go missing and this uh these two police officers are investigating it in arkansas and uh they they it happens in 1980. And then they kind of have a hard time solving the case. And then in 1990, they pick it up again as like slightly older men. They start the case in their

late 20s in 1980. And then in their late 30s in 1990, they pick it up again and try to make some sense of what happened 10 years before. And then in 2015, another like 14 or 15 years later, they pick it up as old men. And the job they do aging that Mahershala Ali guy is better than anything I've ever seen in any movie ever. No movie has ever done as good of a job at aging a character first 10 years and then 15 more years ever do they ever do their ages jump

all like throughout the show or throughout the season that like in within a single episode you hop around okay and uh and it's it and it's not in a confusing way but the good thing about them aging them so well is like you instantly oh we're in 1990 now his hairstyle changed he's he's a little he's a little bit older he's got his whole family together now then they'll hop back to 1980 he's still a single man he's got a little bit you know how black guys had a little bit more more hair yeah they do the kind of a high top thing kind of a high top thing yeah like like if you remember uh ghostbusters the black and ghost he's got one of those going on he's got he's got a little bit very cool very cool back in the 80s

not so much anymore i suppose um and then you bump forward to 2015 and i'm like did they cast that guy's dad or something? Because that looks real. That doesn't look like the fake aging bullshit that they put on people sometimes. And you're like, that's not what Matthew McConaughey is going to look like at 70. Yeah. That's not what he's going to look like at all. He looks like a 50-year-old man with makeup on. But no.

This guy, it's like, like a that looks like a 70 year old man right there uh like like like everything about him and they do it with both him and his partner and and the partner looks the in the 80s the part is a partner's white guy and he's got kind of like long hair it's kind of like messy and stuff and then by the by the 90s it's slicked back and it's receding a little bit and then by by 2015, you know, he's gotten a belly and his hair's receded even more. And he's got a few liver spots. It's, it's an excellent show. Uh, the acting is really good. The story is the story is connected to season one. I don't think that's too much of a spoiler either, but as you dig deeper in this thing, by the time you get six

or seven episodes in, you start to realize that this is a little bit connected with season one this is in in many ways not necessarily a sequel but a sister project uh it within the same world certainly set within the same world of events with the the pedophilia and like the high-end pedophilia like where they're like there's like some like rich people controlling like a pedophile ring or something like that so i highly recommend season three fuck season two but season three uh i'm on the last episode now like when we get off here i'm gonna finish the season uh there's only eight episodes or an hour each hbo makes good fucking content most of the time why is that always a thing that like in like big elite uppity you know tippity top groups where it seems like

pedophilia becomes a thing they do. The only one that seems real to me is the Catholic Church. Oh, no. Religious groups, they do it all the time, not just Catholic. I stand corrected. Okay, okay.

What government officials do it? All that shit with like Jeffrey Epstein got swept right under the rug so many people are implicated in that and the media will not touch it Hollywood it's like all these self-righteous fucks come out like I've known about this for 30 years

but I didn't say anything because it wasn't it wasn't expeditious but now I'm indignant it's like fuck you you piece of shit like why is it that these enclaves of like the tippity-top in society tend to get trend towards pedophilia i think it's up with that do you hear harvey weinstein's trying to get a female attorney cheap using the same tactics okay that's funny it's funny yeah he's like look look i'm gonna be on team weinstein yeah you know if you defend me i don't want to pay you so much, but it'll be great for your career.

Going forward, everyone's going to want the attorney that defended Harvey Weinstein. And it's like, that's totally what you told aspiring actresses. Before we go into deposition, how about you fucking blow me? He tried to get that same female lawyer who defended Kobe Bryant during his rape accusations uh and but but he didn't want to pay her enough and she was like well i i don't need a higher profile i got kobe off okay um and he's like oh if you don't want to be on team harvey then you're just missing the ball entirely and but his team said quote they're looking a skirt. I can kind of see why they'd want a female attorney.

That's a good look. You know, like if you were accused of a race crime or something, you might want a black attorney. Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think tactically chosen attorneys. Yeah. It's like I did not rob that 7-Eleven and my friend and attorney Koresh is here to tell you. Yeah. I have a couple. So I watched

Umbrella Academy. Have you guys seen this yet? I'm aware of its presence. I know what it's about. I have not watched it. So Umbrella Academy is on Netflix. There are 50 children born to women who weren't pregnant earlier that

day. Seven of them get adopted by this Russian billionaire, and their special powers are sort of fostered and grown under him. And they are like low-grade superheroes, right? So one guy, for example, can talk to the dead. That's good, but, you, but this is of limited use. There's another one who can time travel, which you think is incredible, but he kind of sucks at it. He can travel through time and space. He's in like a mall getting shot, and his powers aren't reliable enough to get out.

He's got a problem there. He can't go to the same mall like three minutes earlier? No, no. He can't go to the same mall three minutes earlier? No. He can hardly get to the other aisle reliably. He can travel through time and space, but he's not great at it. There's another one who's strong, but he's just...

He's not as strong as Captain America. He's just really strong compared to us. It goes on and on. Like there's one that can, I don't know if she can manipulate reality by starting a sentence with, I heard a rumor, but isn't one of them, isn't one of them a talking chimpanzee?

That's the strong guy. Yeah. And, um, Oh, Oh wait, no Pogo. There is the strong guy has a little ape in him.

You know, if he takes his shirt off, you'll see he's clearly got like a gorilla body. But there is another one who is literally a talking chimp. Anyway, they're low-grade superheroes. They're trying to solve a big problem. In the first episode, they explained there's like an apocalypse coming and they're trying to fix it. And I really liked it. I like the idea of kind of shitty superhero heroes who haven't mastered

their powers and uh what was that movie let me i'm just gonna i'm sorry to interrupt you i'll find it oh i know what you're thinking with ben stiller yeah yeah yeah this is one of the characters in a suit that's what i'm talking about yeah yeah yeah mystery men That was the Ben Stiller movie that they made back in the day. It's got an amazing cast. It's got a bunch of other... Some of them I don't think even had powers, right? Because that was the funny thing. And Ben Stiller was one of them.

Like, he just got... He gets real mad. And when he gets mad, he gets strong. And they all kind of talk about that one time when he got real mad and lifted a car. You all heard about it, right? Yeah, I heard it was like a Volkswagen. No, no, no. It was a full-size sedan. He was real mad. Thank God it wasn't a small SUV.

The whole movie, he never gets mad until the very, very end. He gets mad and he actually does a thing. Did it work? Did he have a superpower about when he gets mad until like the very very end he gets mad and he actually does a thing one of the guys did it work so did he have a superpower about when he gets mad yeah yeah at the very end he's able to get mad enough to actually okay i think he was called wasn't he called the shovel there was a guy called there's a shoveler yeah yeah william h macy was the shoveler and he like had a shovel that he was real handy with and he had like a like a like a shoulder harness he's like shake he was like a kung fu master with a staff who could also dig holes. It was pretty fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Umbrella Academy is not as silly, but it's good. I'll tell you this. I ruined my sleep schedule staying up because I was too involved. So that's high praise. Yeah. The other one, did you guys see Russian Doll? No, but I haven't even heard of that one. It's Groundhog Day with that sitcom actress whose name befuddles me. the other one did you guys see russian doll no but i haven't even heard of that day with uh with

that with that um sitcom actress whose name befuddles me uh but but yeah it looks fun it's groundhog day it's not as funny it's a little more serious but it also hurt my sleep schedule because it and it's quick there's 10 episodes but they're all like 25 minutes or something like that so it's it's like uh if it were food it'd be smarties you know the candy you just keep popping that's what russian doll is like and it pops into my head there's a scene at the very end where you need to keep their version straight and uh one of them had an ascot on like a big red handkerchief around his neck very cool i'm like thank you so much for that i know exactly which version we're dealing with because you put a flag on him that's what i need

and it was just great i enjoyed both those shows it's like when you're signing a contract and and the lawyer puts those stickers with arrows everywhere yes yeah the sign here. You need that, but for television. I appreciate it. Yeah. I mean, look, it's a meme that other people have had issues with this on Game of Thrones. Just like one bearded white guy after another. Not so much now that I'm, whatever, seven going on eight years in. So many have died. But like three years in, it just seemed like more cast kept growing every episode. Other people were like, what was this guy again oh yeah yeah i mean remembering the names is a tough one um i'm

pretty good at remembering like i won't know the name of the house but i'll know what it's about and i'll know who i'll be able to look and say oh yeah well this guy is samuel tarley's father and that's samuel tarley's brother and that's brother, and that's his mom, and that's his sister, and they're the Tarlys, and that's their sword. I kind of know all that, but if you ask me to tell you what Samuel Tarly's dad's name was, I can't remember. I remember

that... It wasn't Randall? It's Randall? Yeah, Randall Tarly, I think. Well, that's not a bad one. He's Randall Tarly the burnt now, since Danny had her dragon it um i struggle i struggle with names famously around here but i struggle with names double when they're not names i've heard of before like i don't is denarius a name that exists outside the show it's not even a name that exists in the show well didn't how i was close what is it denarius

denarius denarius denarius denarius okay denarius sounds like the starting forward for the sixers it does denarius johnson standing six foot six it's at 225 pounds, Dunarius! It sounds wrong to hear it, but it didn't sound wrong to say it. I can't explain why that is. You do it every time. I just don't like to pick on you. Oh, yeah, you would never. It's not my style. Yeah, you're staunchly opposed to that. Never. I would never do such a thing.

But yeah, when their names, like John Snow, I've never struggled with because those are words I'm familiar with. Yeah, it'll be Jon Smith, right? Yeah, yeah. But when it's a word I haven't heard before, even the Aegon or whatever. Tyrion and Tywin, right? Yeah. Those are easy to say,

but even so, it took me a little bit. Do you know the story of what so you're familiar with the song, The Reigns of Castamere. Yeah. That's like the do you know the story of what tywin actually did to them like you know that he wiped that house out because uh and then the song kind of tells that story uh about how the how that house was you know they were like oh you know we've got claws and teeth too ours are just

as long and sharp as yours my lord lord. Why should we bow so low? And then Tywin rides over there and defeats one army on the way to them. And then when he gets there, they hold up in the mines that are beneath their castle, because their castle's built upon gold mines that are now defunct. And Tywin says, and they say, we're not coming out. and and tyron says and and they they say we're not coming out let's negotiate peace and he says block all of the entries except for that one and damn the river and he floods the mines and drowns all of the women the children the men he and then once they're full of water he just seals them all up and that's what happened to the the rains of castamere that's technically not rain so they're full of water, he just seals them all up, and that's what happened to the rains of Castamere. That's technically not rain.

So they're all just floating down there? Decayed? Yes. Yes. They're all fucking dead. I didn't know that. How did I do that? Was that in the books? I don't even remember.

It's in the books, and also, if you want a real treat, because I know you're waiting on the show to come out, there's a YouTube series, and I believe they have all these audio stories with animation behind them, not like cartoon animation, but more like moving pictures. I believe it came out on the special edition Blu-rays.

The special edition Blu-rays for Game of Thrones, and it has the actors from Game of Thrones telling you stories. So you can get... I'verays for Game of Thrones. And it has the actors from Game of Thrones telling you stories. So you can get, so this one, I've never even heard of this. Yeah, it's real good.

I'll, I'll find it real quick. Um, so this one is, um, um, fuck, what's his name?

Game of Thrones narration. Not the book dude, right? No, no, it's the actors dude, right? No, no. It's the actors from the show. So what's... I'm spacing out right now. I'll find it.

So this one is Jamie Lannister, the actor, telling you the story of the Reigns of Castamere. And it's quick, six minutes long. And there's a bunch of them. So some of them have Tyrion telling you a story, or Ned Stark will tell you the story of Dawn, which is the sword that's forged from a meteorite that Ser Arthur Dayne carried. And they're quick, like five, six, seven, eight minute

stories with a bit of I don't know what you call it, but it's a visual. For our listeners, the YouTube channel he linked is called A Song of Fire and Ice Chapters. Yeah. 45,000 subs. Alt Shift X is way bigger.

This is content straight from the DVDs. It's not like someone's creating content. This is content straight from the dvds it's so it's it's not it's not like someone's creating content this is content that's out there right but like i would i would have thought that game of thrones content on youtube would be more popular than like you know some dude's theories about what he's reading i don't know but yeah uh the biggest thing on youtube right now i just see because i'm i tried to find it on YouTube, is Alex Jones is on Joe Rogan's show again. And both of them are trending on Twitter. So it must be a lot of people watching.

Is it live? It was live. I just tried to find it. I think it's ended now. I got it open in another tab. Not open. I paused it when we started here. But yeah yeah they stopped

at exactly four hours and four seconds they were wrapping it up as we were beginning here okay yeah it was getting pretty kooky there's going to be a nice influx of funny clips that people are going to sift through and cut out I'm excited to see those

so they're talking conspiracy theories World Trade Center they're talking well I, World Trade Center. They're talking – I would have thought it would be about Rogan and Alex's beef. I'm sure they covered that in the first hour or so. Yeah. But by the fourth hour, they're on to like – Everybody wants to make you be quiet, Joe. They don't want to hear it.

They want you to shut up. But you don't allow that, and I love that about you. That's why you've got me on here today. You're not going to listen to those little mouths out there. It's good stuff. Is that a real quote from the show or a prediction? Yeah, more or less. I'm paraphrasing. Oh, okay. Because I'm like, that sounds like what would happen.

That sounds about right. I just saw under the trending tag it says, this is funny. We'll see if it is. Yeah, man. Oh, I'm sure it's great. It's going to be four hours of real quality content. Oh, he he wants to watch it do you want to watch this one yeah i'll watch it it just takes a second for me to you think that shit's real in it the queue up and stuff oh i love his are you guys ready it's freakouts yep i am ready ready set play really

think there's people out there campaigning for late-term abortions? You think that shit's real? You think that shit's real? The sheriff voted Monday to keep it legal until Arnie Moore's death. Who would do that? Who would do that? Who would campaign for it? They fucking did it, Bravo.

That is the craziest shit ever. And you can't fucking admit they're fucking killing Arnie Moore kids, so you're telling me it isn't real when they had a fucking vote in the goddamn fucking senate That's a conspiracy theory Oh, please fight eddie bravo God fucking damn it. I'm getting pissed now. Don't get pissed No, I mean you saw the dude Dude, it's going to be it. I'm just fucking with you. Hold on. Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, I was fucking with you.

The fucking Senate voted to kill babies and their fucking barn. I was just playing with you. Of course I believe that, Alex. Let me explain. Of course I believe. It's all over the news. I was just playing with you. I wish I knew what Joe was about to say.

I don't know. I'll be like, settle down. Don't have a heart attack in my studio and die. Yeah, they're going nuts. They're going nuts. I'm sure they're entertaining. Alex knows how to fucking entertain, man. Oh, yeah.

He's entertaining. You don't know because you only get to see what they show us, right? It could be that the second before and after, they're all like, you know what? That was a damn good show. I think Alex, Joe keeps saying Alex actually went off the deep end. and after they're all like you know what that was a damn good show they i bet but i think alex joe keeps saying alex actually went off the deep end that he went from a reasonable person who did a show to a guy who bought all those conspiracy series he actually went crazy i guess he must have joe must have changed his mind to have him back on i don't know he thought a crazy guy would

be a good guest and joe kind of needed it like um he's a hilarious guest well like so what happened is alex jones got banned from social media in general but twitter and then joe rogan had the twitter ceo on he asked him about alex getting banned didn't really have all the background to keep pressing him so didn't keep pressing him and there's a big chunk of his audience out there that was mad at joe rogan for not holding the twitter ceo's feet to the fire more yeah i think and not just about the alex jones thing but a lot of things you know they didn't they felt like he was selling out by like going easy on the twitter like he was curating it like and even afterward they're like you know i think joe came i didn't even listen to that episode because i don't give a fuck what the twitter guy has to

say i remember well what's his name joe rogan came out and was like we're gonna have another episode with jack on in a few months and it's like oh good so it'll just be a pr appearance for him after he goes back to a pr team formulates questions gives you a pre-approved list of things and then you, like, that's not what your audience wants. They want to see Alex Jones freaking the fuck out about... Name it.

Yeah. Well, they got it today. I look forward to watching that later. I think I should check it out, too. This is shaping up. It's getting all three of us to watch. I rarely listen to the Joe Rogan show. I listen to the highlights. Alex Jones is one of the guests that I'll pop in.

Usually highlights. Brian Cox was good. Yeah, that is Eddie Bravo. Was he a fighter? Is he a comedian? What is he? Eddie Bravo is Joe Rogan's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu coach. And general interesting guy. He actually believes in flat earth and a lot of other conspiracy theories. Yeah, they talk flat Earth.

I don't know what they talk about, but he believes that they never went to the moon. He believes in flat Earth. They talk that too? He believes in a lot of true and false conspiracy theories. He's passionate about his opinions, so he can be interesting to listen to and frustrating to listen to.

I don't understand the flat Earth thing. Why are all the other planets round? Well, they've been proven to be round and Earth hasn't, which is observable as flat. That confuses me. That's one that

doesn't make sense because it's just so dumb. Can you imagine how much the world would be rocked if it really did come out like, the whole moon thing we did make that up sorry so like i don't believe there's any chance of that but if something like if one of those conspiracies like doesn't have to be the moon but any of those that like are just known to be laughable like if any of those are disproven like there's going to be a deluge of new people like doubting everything you know what actually it'll happen what i kind of buy into with the moon thing and they discuss it on the show today is so there's a lot of radiation in space and they filmed that

moon landing with film which would i'm told i don't know anything about film but everyone says a lot of people say that like the solar radiation would have fucked up the film. It would have been all degraded and it would have looked crazy. You wouldn't have been able to tell what was done. And what Joe said was like, it's entirely possible that they went to the moon. They flew there. They got off on it and they did all that shit that we saw. But the film was ruined.

all that shit that we saw but the film was ruined and so they got back home and they said well they're never gonna believe us if we just tell them we did it let's let's make a movie let's make a fake movie of us doing that thing and then we'll show them that we did it and that timeline doesn't match up what i said because it was a live broadcast that night but maybe that maybe they knew going into it that they would need that footage to play that night and show everybody Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. Another thing some people say, well, I bet they used special cameras that had

some sort of lead casing on them. No, no. They talked about the cameras they used. They're just standard. What's the real answer to that? I googled it and they said look again there is radiation damage on the film look pretty good to me yeah i don't know how bad is it supposed to be like exactly you know i don't know here's one that i heard that i bought into if it so the lighting on the

shadows is parallel right and that would take a very distant light source, right? You can think about the triangulation. If you put a light between two people, those shadows would come out from the light source, right? But a very distant light source and the shadows would all be very parallel, which is what they were. So it wasn't done in a studio.

It was shot on the moon. I'd never heard of that one. Or maybe it was a big studio. Maybe they did it out. Maybe they did, you know, they go out in his studio. It was shot on the moon. I'd never heard of that one. Or maybe it was a big studio. Maybe they did it out, maybe they did, you know, they go out in the desert, they put a gigantic dome out there. It's enormous. Isn't one of the anti-conspiracy theories, like, about

the moon landing, that, like, the technology to make that kind of tomfoolery on camera wasn't even around yet? That's one of them. I have heard that. The one that I really, really buy into is thousands of people

would have had to keep this secret for 50 years now. And I'm like, yeah, that seems like a lot. Yeah. I mean, they keep secrets. If it was done by the military, like the Air Force or something, they do keep a lot of secrets.

We don't find out about... When's the last time you found out about the newest stealth fighter accidentally. Every time. Every time we find out about them before. They see them flying around. They see them flying around, but nobody knows what it is. You see a triangle in the air,

but they don't say it. No one from the Air Force comes out and is like, actually, we got this thing called the B-2 Spirit. It's invisible. It's a big triangle thing. It's made out of carbon fiber it's got these ducks that doesn't happen you know where they come out and release information because they'll throw you in a hole and maybe put you up on treason charges you know yeah they i'm on the other side of that i don't think they keep too many weapon secrets and as a matter of fact, if you have secret weapons, they don't do part of their job, which is to dissuade you

from wanting to attack me. If we had Star Wars out there, that was the missile program under Reagan that could theoretically shoot down nukes as they came across. If we had that and just kept it secret all this time, then that wouldn't be the deterrent

that we want it to be. We have to have that and tell everyone that we have it, and defensive. That's true for offensive and defensive weapons, but not for... Neutral weapons. Yeah, neutral weapons like spy planes, things that fly over and you don't want...

Oh, like recon stuff? Yeah. They might be an exception to the rule. I can see where you're coming from there. Yeah. You don want to be like yeah we got this plane it flies at 80 000 they're like all right 80 yeah right okay how fast does it go ha ha mach 5 all right lead you can't catch it with radar you have to use sonic so good luck with that turn on the sonic we found out about uh i don't know if that was a secret or if this is even like a thing that we're doing but you know those experiments where

they like have those giant steel core poles up in space and instead of like dropping a nuke they can drop these kinetic poles and they hit with the force of like 10 nukes or something retarded yeah like we know about that and as far as i know that's not just made up who who did it did we do it i think so i did that sounds like something we would do uh i didn't know that we i didn't know that anyone's talked about it's actually i'm aware of that weapon in theory yeah yeah i'm on the same page as kyle i don't know why do i think they may have ran like a uh they're working on test they're working on super god they're working on supersonic submarines china and the united states yes supersonics like going faster than the speed of sound underwater that's cool there's two ways of doing it um the the the

chinese have this coating that they're looking on putting on their submarines that would at speed it would create a really thin layer of air around the uh around the the submarine but the americans are like fuck that we're gonna make a giant bubble of air right in front of it and we're gonna fire rockets out the back of the submarine so the submarine is just going to be riding is going to be driving through air not water under the water. They're just going to blow this big bubble out the front of the submarine and cruise through it as a rocket-powered submarine. You have me very curious, because in both of these scenarios, we still need to displace the amount of water it takes for a sub to travel. That's the hard part.

Pushing the water out of the way takes a lot of energy. This would have to be nuclear, right? How else could you have that much energy? Well, they're nuclear submarines, but I guess they're using rockets, rocket engines to make the bubble. It's interesting to hear what the US and China do. I would want to

check in with some other country and be like, Mongolia, thoughts? And be like, well, we haven't... The new horse archer cannot be beaten. It is called composite. The composite bowman. His arrows fly at 300

feet per second. And he can fire 8 of them in a minute. We are still working on the regular submarine. So far, all of the submariners have died. No one wants to volunteer. It is a terrible job.

That is speaking of someone who lives here. I had a friend that made submarines, and when I first heard that, I'm like, you design submarines? That's amazing. Tell me more. And then he describes the lamest fucking submarines ever they're like diesel commercial submarines like forget i asked you know well i designed the copies talk maybe that's his cover story he's working on like hunter class attack submarines that have some sort of super smart

sonar that finds baddies and i choose to believe that i would lie my ass off if i had that job and i was like a commercial sub guy you'd be like what do you do well i just uh i just put in the seats and the seat belts you know commercial uh subs that's all that's all i do not much to it you know everybody be like oh he's so cool. He makes nukes, but really, you're just picking feng shui plants. One of my best friends in high school, I haven't kept up with him, but he made

flight simulators for the Navy. It's just like, look, I've known you for a while. Are you sure you're smart enough? He's just like, no. No, don't let that get out, though, because it's a good gig. He realized I've just been repackaging EA's games.

I'm screwed. That's great. He's been playing War of Plains for the last three weeks, and everybody's blown away. He got a mechanical engineer undergrad and then he got a master's in um aeronautical engineering and then and then they like sent him to actually learn to fly and he went to test pilot school and stuff like that and it's like well i i guess you'd be the guy yeah Yeah, sounds like it. He's got the qualifications. Yeah, you were kind of a redneck that was mediocre at driving

motocross bikes when I knew you. I know. There's a few YouTube channels that talk about stuff like that. I watched this whole video about those submarines. It got leaked through some sort of hacking or something that that was happening.

There was this mini arms race between the US and China trying to accomplish it and I get in the point of the supersonic submarine would not be that they're just cruising around everywhere faster than the speed of sound It would be for like fast deployment So like if all of a sudden something's popping off on the other side of the ocean you can get your submarines there quickly But you would never do that like in combat because then everybody would do you hear anything mick mick mick i'll i hear so much 15 american submarines coming at speed of sound like you know everybody so you're telling me the submarines with rocket engines creating bubbles in front of them. Not quiet. So loud. That's the loudest thing

in the goddamn ocean. How do you know it's not a school of Marlin? Because it's glowing green and going 400 miles an hour. And they're playing proud to be an American. I couldn't even hear it until

after they passed. I guess so. That would be a scary fucking ride, though. Can you imagine being like 200 meters below the surface and be like, all right, fire up the supersonic engine. You'd be like, ah, all right. That'd be horrifying. Especially if you're on the inaugural crew.

You said 200 meters below the surface, and my mind instantly raced to like, would you pop out and go back in? No, Woody. The water's relatively flat. It's different than the ground. Yeah. Like, it's just like the waves are so steep that they're just floating at times. Like the bad rendering in that raft game.

If you told me you flew it 200 meters over the surface i'd tell you you're gonna hit something before too long but uh yeah submarines are different it turns out that's fucking cool uh all that like cutting edge military technology is probably some of the most cutting edge technology that exists because there's just so many billions and billions of dollars of funding being funneled into that shit and there's smart guys doing it and it's life of life or death right so it's not 3m coming up with some new glue it's it's it's fucking skunkworks coming up with a plane that can do a new fucking thing that can go mach 8 or it can do it silently or can do and go into space or i so i get frustrated with the chinese because they copy us right one example i know of off the top of my head because I like plane things is we were coming up with a new refueling plane.

You know, they refuel in midair. This would be the tanker plane. And the Chinese espionage against our government was so effective, they came out with a copy of it on about the same schedule. Like they just copied us as we were designing it the whole way through. We go to this air show and we're like, seriously? You fucking copied us?

This is the unveiling. This one, it had a Chinese flag on it. We even got here before you did. Is there anything to be gained from copying back like instead of just being mad at what the rules are or mad at them breaking the rules can we just can we agree that this is how it's done i really i don't know i'm sure that happens

during the cold war um i want to say it was the b-52 um um bomber right which which stayed in service they're still in service that's that's how good of a plane the thing is. The Russians had captured one. It had crashed in their territory and they'd taken it back, disassembled it, gotten their engineers to go over it, copy every little detail of it. Well, somewhere in the wing, there was an extra hull drilled. Completely. The guy who built it

went, oh shit. This will be a little lighter, I guess. Yeah. And didn't say it so so when they finally come out with their model for the plane all of them have that hole drilled there all of them have that dude that's hey sam i've talked about this before but rawway copied cisco when i worked there there'd be mistakes on our circuit board that they that were in theirs too yeah just you know things you need that a lot in that game design as well like like that was one of the things that people

were shitting on fallout 76 for was because um there's a couple of like really well-known flaws from fallout 4 that transfer over in the coding to fallout 76 things like the game running at um the the in-game visuals running based on frame rate. So essentially players, if you wanted a speed boost in-game, you look at the ground. Put your character looking straight down, you get maximum frame rate because you're only processing

the ground in front of you. And then you move at the speed of fucking light across the map because now you're getting 200 frames. And they just didn't update the engine. They didn't update it. And meanwhile, modders had fixed that for fallout 4 a month after its release and they don't allow modding on fallout 76 so so like guys we get you want to milk every dollar out of us with your online store but we make the games that you make playable like like the only reason people are still playing fallout 3 fallout new New Vegas, and Fallout 4 is because of us.

Because we fix your game. We make your game work on ultra wide. We make your game work on various frame rates. We add new guns to your game for free. We are why people still play those games. So if you go on Fallout 76 today, it's a wasteland. 50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

Everybody's giving up. Yeah, that's a to live there. Now it's a ghost town. Everybody's giving up. Yeah, that's a shame that Fallout 76 wasn't good. Yeah, it's a real shame. It's a real shame I don't have crab after this. That's the real shame. No crab for you. Yeah, I... I'm gonna have to go eat a low-calorie fucking sandwich with spinach and turkey.

You know what? I'm gonna go to the store and I'm gonna get something better than that. I was gonna do diet talk, but we'll maybe save it for the next show. And next show we'll be able to talk to the store. I'm going to get something better than that. I was going to do diet talk, but maybe save it for the next show. All right. And next show we'll be able to talk about the next UFC event, which is fucking crazy. Yes. Huge UFC event.

All right. PKN 236.