Painkiller Already - PKN #24

Episode Date: February 6, 2015

In this weeks episode of PKN, Kyle and Woody have politics talk and watch some very entertaining YouTube videos.

and we are live pk in episode 24 24 24 we wouldn't let him yeah screw it mark if you can't make the first 23 then get the hell out of here well he made two of them he made two of them scattered amongst him he's he's looking for a new job or he has a new job or he's between jobs or something is going on with his job which is going to make him more available in the future i look forward to that so we were just discussing um corporal punishment i guess in school and i asked you if you were uh you know got swats or paddlings or anything like that when you're in school and no there was nothing there was one kid who transferred from las vegas and they had paddling and he would like tell the stories of it.

And we were all like in all like the notion that you could actually get your ass kicked for misbehaving at school was shocking to me. Like it was just like, and it was frightening because I was an idiot. So I would have gotten paddled quite a bit. And he sort of talked about the student like unspoken codes and stuff where like yes everybody cries when they get their ass smacked by the principal with this paddle but nobody talks about other people crying you know it just like you get a pass on crying over this that sounds scary that sounds like that sounds like some

dark scary shit like yeah we all cry but we don't talk about the tears yeah yeah and this guy was huge he was one of like like he joined our school and he was instantly the very biggest tallest widest kid in the entire school he wasn't like um he's just a little chubby but he was also like six five in seventh grade yeah and yeah he's just an enormous person and and but not real thin either but go on so when i was in elementary school uh we had paddlings um i don't i'm trying to remember back if i ever got one i think i did and you just i don't remember what i had done to earn it. Like it wasn't even that bad. I think I was like, you know,

I was in like fifth grade, maybe something like that. And the paddles, the paddle is huge. The paddle is like, I don't know. It's big enough to paddle an adult man, like much less a child fraternity paddle.

Yeah. Like if I needed to paddle your ass right now, I go over to the elementary school and I'd borrow the paddle that they whipped my ass with when I was in fifth grade. That sounds terrible. Because it was a big fucking paddle. And they had drilled holes in these things to make the wind go through them faster

so you could get more bat speed on your paddling action. That's what frats do, too. They design their paddles for ideal smacking. And it had duct tape on the handles and stuff. And they were, it was an old paddle. It was old hickory or some shit, you know. And it wasn't that bad. Like, I, like, put my hands on the desk and, like, bent over.

And, like, he gave me three little, three swats. And they stung, but it wasn't even that big a deal. I wasn't going to cry. I was like, you know who my dad is? My dad whips the shit out of me. His hands are like paddles. I get real scared at home when I

fuck up. This is boring. This is nothing. So I got to middle school and they still did it. This is like 8th grade and I'm thinking the kind of paddle that they're going to give an 8th grader is probably going to be pretty serious. That's what I'm thinking in my head. I'm like, they're going to whip my ass up there. I don't remember if I had three swats or five,

but the law had been laid down on me. I don't remember what I'd done, but it was pretty serious. I had hurt someone. I don't remember what I'd done. May have been that rotten egg thing I made that time. I got this idea for making like my homemade stink bomb, and it was like a Ziploc bag full of just tons of putrid stuff that I'd left in the sun for a week,

and then I took it to school. Anyway, I was really afraid of this paddling, but they don't tell you when you're going to get it. So for like a week leading up to this thing, after the sentence had been laid down, I was wearing like 12 pairs of underwear. And they're like different kinds of underwear you know I start with like something loose or I start with something

tight like briefs and then maybe I go to like a boxer brief and then on the outside I've got like just boxers like boxer shorts so I've got all I'm waddling around all day I'm in gym class trying to play basketball it's like my hips don't work anymore because there's so much restriction. I can't pivot. It's awful. And finally, like a week goes

by and I'm like, shit, I'm sweating my balls off. I'm not wearing the underwear jamboree today. I'm running out of clean underwear anyway. I can't maintain this. It was that day. I think it was three swats. It was the same thing. Big ass paddle, holes drilled in it. He hit me really fucking hard. I remember it stung like a motherfucker. I did not cry,

but I could have if I wanted to. It really fucking hurt. It's not one of those things where when you're doing something that you as a kid think is cool or crazy or fun and you're gonna do it you're not like Mr. Howe's gonna spank me if I do this you're like nah this is gonna be fucking cool it's not a deterrent I don't know what the point is

I don't think I'll uh if I had kids I don't think I'd spank them I think I'd come up with. Yeah, we don't spank our, so I've never spanked my kids. People know this. Jackie has slapped Hope, I don't know, two or four times. Like, that's the range. And, uh, every time it happens, I'm, like, celebrating.

Like, like, you know know typically hope is just like pushing it pushing it pushing i'm imagining hope is having a real sansa stark moment and you've just had enough yeah like like she'll be in jackie's face yelling at her and like like you picture the two women going at it like spittle coming back and forth until Jackie's eventually like, whoop-ah! And it's like, yeah, you know, I always support Jackie. We're the team. We're one unit.

If I disagree with Jackie, that happens in private. That's how it should work. It works that way 95% of the time. uh that's how it should work it when it works that way 95 of the time but uh um but yeah every time that she's hit hope it's like right right that's good um i'm trying to think real good baby i like how you came in you you came in low like she below her sight line came up with it that was real good really snapped her neck back she was definitely confused you could have came in with her that was real good really snapped her neck back she was definitely confused you could have came in with a right you could have done whatever you want whatever you wanted

that's great yeah because usually it's hope like just full-on like going at her full yelling and it's like no no no you need to you need to know that that there's a consequence for that and uh and that's what it is but uh, uh, but that's it. I don't think Colin's ever been hit for anything, but, you don't need to hit Colin. Like, you know, you can reduce him to tears with just by like yelling at him.

So why would you beat that kid? You know, like it doesn't make any sense. Um, and, uh, and I guess that's it. I'm trying to think,

you know, maybe that's a good way to gauge whether your child needs whipping the discussion is always should children in general be spanked but maybe the decision should be should your kid be spanked and I think we've all

seen some kids out there that we know should be spanked and we've all seen some kids that were like eh I don't need to spank that kid you just give him a stern fucking look and he'll snap too. But there's rotten motherfucking kids out there that I just feel like you just shake them. You just shake them real good and maybe you slap them around every now and then

and they straighten up a little bit because they just really have no boundaries. Like that dollar store kid, I felt like he needed to be slapped around a little. I was happy when that guy was holding him down. Yeah, he was in my head as we were talking about kids that needed to be hit that kid needed a whooping he really did yeah you know and i don't want to hit him to avenge the dollar store he needs some fucking boundaries he needs to know this is just so far over the edge wrong what you're doing and he probably he's probably not old enough to understand

that you know the dollar store guy's making minimum wage and now he's got to clean this shit up and he's got a family at home he's probably got a kid that he's trying to take care of with his dollar store money and now he's got to deal with this shit like the kid can't understand all that even the dollar store clap on the ass will just straight you know even the dollar store owner is operating on razor thin margins you know you've just wiped out what he's got going on. It's not good. And it's just disrespectful and it's damaging and it's ridiculous. It's awful. And I don't think that kid, you know, I don't think a stern talking to would have really turned that kid around.

I kind of wanted to like open up on him with a paintball gun. It's like, I feel like that would have been the best deterrent. Like if somebody had just came out of the back of the dollar store with a fucking paintball gun and just started lighting him up a little bit just shoot him in his ass and legs and just chased him out of the store i feel like that would make me very happy i saw a guy on youtube get shot with a paintball gun except that it wasn't loaded with paint you might know something about this but there were little paintball sized like dummy rounds or something, but you can reuse them. What are they called? Reball. Yeah, yeah.

Because you can reuse them over and over. They play indoors and it's a soft floor, like padded, but it's all enclosed so you can get the... It's not always soft, now that I think about it. But anyway, you can gather the balls back up and just reuse them over and over and there's no paint anywhere

It's like it turns your paintball gun into a giant airsoft gun in a way I They say they hurt like a motherfucker from what I understand dude though. Nothing like simunitions, which is I know that We typically don't watch videos together because a lot of people watch PKN on iTunes but I hear if you could narrate what's going on in this video it's it's less than a minute long sure I don't know if you've ever seen anything like this before I'm cute up at zero ready set play okay so this guy's a there's a man standing in a corner and another man is aiming a paintball gun at play. in the back and then he's shocked by what he sees but we can't really tell what it looks like so they're going in close and this guy's arm has a paintball in it oh my god the paintball went into his forearm and you could just see like

a yellow zit and he squeezed it and instead an entire 68 caliber paintball came out and now he's displaying the old that it made in his arm and it is real bad it is real bad now it's bleeding and he's taking it like a man he is he just can't feel it yet and he's real stupid because he's just standing there like look at him he has when he should be looking for a plastic surgeon because there's a hole in his forearm the damage to his forearm was like a a one diameter inch a one inch diameter sphere chunk like removed from his forearm. The guy was a fairly beefy, strong forearm man.

I'm told that that was some sort of reusable paintball that they used for either training or setting up guns or something. It wasn't paint. No, that was not paint. I don't know why it went inside of him. That paintball gun must have be turned up really fast. They were close. It was like seven yards or something.

By the way, good job on the narration. If I'm an audio listener, I appreciate the work you did there. It was horrible. It looked like it hurt so much. You could just see the yellow because it was a yellow ball in his flesh. He squeezed it like he was popping a zit. Then this huge fucking pink 68 caliber ball came out. in his flesh and he squeezed it like he was popping a zit and then this huge fucking pink you know 68

caliber ball came out and the guy was this manly man that refused to acknowledge that this might have been even discomforting worst pain of my life yeah just nothing just like oh yeah what do you know

got myself like a shotgun slug in my forearm pop that yeah see that that's nerve damage check it out yeah whatever that was pretty horrible yeah i um i wouldn't want to play with those simunitions um they do something similar to that occasionally I guess. It's like a mixture between paintball

and real fucking guns. They use cartridges with gunpowder. Didn't you and your friends used to do stuff like that? Like there's non-lethal rounds in shotguns or maybe you just shoot the wad at each other? Yeah, we'd shoot the wad. These simunitions shoot a projectile. it's a paint

projectile but it's like hard plastic or something and like like if you get shot in the it's very painful if you get shot on the bare skin last time we were there you had like shotgun there were shotgun shells but they shot like a small ping pong ball and you're like we could shoot each other with this and both chis and i were like that sounds like a dreadful idea we didn't play that game but i imagine you and your insane friends would yeah i would have i would have been willing to because the ping pong ball doesn't have much mass you know it's it's it might come out fast but it's just you can't you have to throw a ping pong ball so goddamn hard to hurt somebody that like i i don't know i mean it's like the packaging says hey this is less than lethal i'm like it better be a lot less than lethal we're here to

have fun yeah you just throw a ping pong i mean i'm not recommending anyone do it i mean you're shooting a a cartridge it's a riot control type cartridge like it's not for fun at all but like the ones with the ping pong balls aren't exactly regulation, you know? They just make them, you know? It's American specialty ammo. So, like, they're not exactly for crowd control, but they're certainly not a toy either. But I would totally shoot those back and forth at people. I would let, you know, my friends or whatever, we could play a game with those. The Simunitions, however, that's something that's so fucking hardcore. I mean, I would like to do it, but I would wear all the protective gear that there is.

There's full suits of protective gear you wear for that shit, because if it hits you in the skin, man, it's bad. You're bleeding. You get some serious... I was talking to a guy I guess I think it was Navy SEALs that were training this scenario where they blow the door in and then run in and

there's one guy in a room with hostages and they have to get in the room and take him out and then save the hostages. They run that scenario over and over. He's the guy who's in the room waiting. So he's waiting in this room with his simunitions gun. They're on the outside

with their simunitions guns. And they just fucking do it. You know, like real life. They blow the door in. They come in. Shoot him in the fucking head. He drops to the floor. And he just plays dead because that's the scenario and uh and he's like watching like as the bull as like the blood pools around his head

because the fucking simulation is like went all the way to a skull like oh those rounds are extreme so like i would do it but i would definitely want all of the gear on that's not like a yeah a t-shirt one of those um the gear that they wear when they diffuse bombs that sounds good it seems like it would protect me i'd be i'd be all set yeah something like that i'd want i'd want something pretty tough that that stuff's that stuff's scary so that people let me on edge for fuss about WoodyCraft, but dude, we ran some stats. So, we just reset one of our servers, and it turns out almost 1% of everyone who's ever bought a Minecraft license played on it. So, then we're like, oh, what's WoodyCraft, you know, far and wide?

About 7% of, like, everyone who's ever bought a Minecraft player has been to WoodyCraft. So, that's kind of neat. In both in both ways one it feels like a huge number like you know seven percent of the entire population of minecraft has been at woody craft two uh there's also 93 percent left like you know there's some there's it's it's a good thing so uh so it's pretty exciting i don't know big numbers how uh how cold has it been up there so it's been in the 50s and maybe 60s lately but it's getting colder like i've been looking at the forecast we're gonna have highs in the mid 40s and on monday they're predicting snow, it's supposed to be really gusty tomorrow, and it's supposed to continue getting worse,

and that's as far south as I am, so that blizzard that's about to hit New York is going to be pretty fun to watch. I think that's going to make... I promise you there's going to be some cool shit on Reddit after this blizzard hits New York. Something is going to happen, like some fucking ice truck,

one of those ice-scraping things is going to plow through 15 cars or like something cool is going to come from this blizzard they were talking like it could be the mayor was saying one of the top three worst storms the city had ever seen so

I think it's going to be Reddit's good for that you've been out and about lately uh it seems like you know we used to we used to like we will never do it again but like we talk on skype all the time all day been not home the last couple days kyle or i know i haven't been so maybe i've assumed i've been um just been working been doing a lot of stuff outside i've been i got a few guns back from getting coated. That's my 1911. I got a few

other rifles, and I've been setting those in, setting the scopes on them. I've been mixing and matching suppressors on them to see which one's quieter, because I've got three different silencers that will work for a.30 caliber rifle, and I've got this bolt-action.300 blackout rifle that sounds like a pellet rifle when you shoot it.

It's so, so fucking quiet. It's incredible. It's a 220-grain bullet going, I don't know, subsonic. But with this suppressor, it's literally like a pellet rifle. It is so fucking quiet. It's louder when it hits the dirt than it is uh when the rifle goes off so imagine you were an assassin all right but not like a professional assassin not like um you know the kind you might see in a movie dedicated to some superhero near assassin instead you're the enforcer in a like baltimore gang you know like whatever some

guy starts slinging hash on your street corner that guy needs a killing you know just so that everyone knows that that's your street corner what is your tool do you drive by shoot like is this customary in the field or are you a sniper i think you'd want to be a sniper i feel like that too i feel like you want to be as far away from the guy as possible and i feel like if you can shoot a rifle you know like like remember when those guys were shooting uh the dc sniper guys like that was really effective and like they only caught him by accident no one they we never knew what they were actually driving because of all the bullshit reporting. That white box truck was what they kept talking about.

There's always a white box truck in the area. Yeah, they were stopping all of these white box trucks driving white guys, and they should have been looking for a couple of black guys in a sedan. With a big trunk. Yeah, they could have been farther off. I guarantee every time they saw those two, for the first time ever, two black guys in a sedan, move up through, move up through. Come on, keep moving.

They didn't want to talk to those guys for more than a second. They were looking for that crazy-eyed white guy with the shaved head that's driving his cargo van around. That was the thing at the time. That was like the thing at the time. It was like, you know, black people might do more killing, but it's all drive-by shooting and kind of like not premeditated stuff. If there's someone who's like killing someone, then cooking their skin and eating them for breakfast, that guy's white. calculated and you know kind of like crazy and insane as opposed to angry the profile that the fbi came out with was like a jeffrey dalmer type thing and uh turned out that wasn't the case i guess i mean he was kind of a calculated manipulative sort of guy but um yeah so i

think that would be the way to do it and And, you know, like, like I almost, maybe exactly like what they did, you know? So you get it, you get a wheel man. If people don't know what they did is they had, I think they had a big car, like a Lincoln town car type thing, but not new or nice or anything. And they had the ability to remove a taillight from the trunk. So they'd fold the seats down and the guy would sort of take up a sniper position laying on the rear seats and into the trunk. They'd remove the rear taillight, they'd snipe out of it, and then they'd replace it from inside the car. And, you know, that quickly, bam, you

know, they're just a regular car again. Yep. And I guess he had an AR-15 back there and they just couldn't tell where the gunshots were coming from. And he was shooting. It wasn't long distances. It was 100 yards, 150 yards, I think maybe. That's a pretty good distance, though. Like, far enough that you sort of can't see that far. You know, like, if I shoot something at 100 yards,

I need a scope to see where the bullet went. Yeah, totally. I think you just expect it to be 30 yards or something like that. These guys were in a different place. They were a block away. They'd take the shot and that

would do it, I think. I'm surprised you don't see that done more often. It seems like they found such a... There's no other way to look at it. They found a really effective way to do that. you don't see that done more often. It seems like they found such a... I mean, there's no other way to look at it. They found a really effective way to do that. I don't even remember how they were caught, but I don't think it was some... I don't think they were like,

ah, Eureka, we caught him. It was like their aunt told on them or something like that. Just like with the Unabomber, they never caught that guy. His relatives turned him in. Yeah, that guy, I turned him in yeah that guy i mean he was off the grid man he was like living in a cabin in the woods or something he was making those bombs by hand so i mean like the shrapnel in them like a lot of bomb makers will just like

go buy nails or buy ball bearings this guy was like making his own nails like like he was like he was making his making his bomb from scratch so that it couldn't be traced back to him in any way, if I remember correctly. Yeah, he got turned in by a relative. And remember that sketch they had of him? He was the hood, the big sunglasses, the mustache, slender. It was like the worst sketch in the world.

It wasn't even close. A guy in a hoodie with giant sunglasses. And it looked like my uncle a lot, because my uncle has got a thin face and a big mustache. And he used to wear those aviators. I remember one day I saw him and I was like, come here.

Pulled the hoodie up and I was like, put your glasses on. Just do it. And my dad was like, Unabomber. We got him! He looked just like him it's so bullshit uh i'm uh i've got an image here oh it's a little too big but i'll link it so this is the sketch and this is the guy part of me is like like I guess I no it's totally not it the nose is very different the

jawline is pretty different the lips are different the hair is different you're right the lips like they're different people they're both white and the only reason it's even mildly close is how little of them you see like i'm making the assumption that the eyes might match or that if i saw the hair better it would be that one like right the nose is nothing like that he's

got a like this this dreamed up unibomber over here has like has a beautiful nose this other guy looks like he looks like he just got hit with a fucking sledgehammer. Right, that other guy looks like he's been in a fight or two. They just don't... Yeah, it was... Those were the days. That was a scary time.

There used to be a lot of crazy white guys up to no good. Remember that? They really cracked down on all that. It seemed like back in the 90s, there was the Oklahoma City thing, the first World Trade Center bombing. You might argue they started making trouble in the neighborhood. There was the bombing of those abortion clinics,

and then the Olympics in Atlanta. Yeah, who did the Olympics in Atlanta? It wasn't the guy they accused. No, that poor fucking hero cop or whatever he was he was he what was his he was just that i don't remember was it richard or something i remember he was like he found the backpack or something if i remember correctly so technically he's the one who kept everyone from dying because because he found the thing and uh and they accused him right away but it

ended up being that I don't remember his name he ended up hiding in the North Carolina wilderness for a long time like months maybe a year and a half before they found him eating out of a dumpster like he went Survivorman on their asses but

it seemed like for a while there was a wave of just crazy white guys up to no good huh now it's all brown guys it's all isis guys and al-qaeda guys and maybe there was some sort of a reptilian alien race taking over the government in the 90s and since then that's why our economy has like went to shit and the world has kind of fallen apart since the clinton years because and all these white guys knew about it and they were just trying to fight the reptilians and the rest of it is just like a slave

race now because we couldn't see the economy hasn't gone to shit at all like job creation is outstanding Woody go with it the reptilians I'm trying to tell people off the reptilian thing Kyle I don't want them to know I know the numbers they're good Obama's doing great he's people off the reptilian thing, Kyle. I don't want them to know. I know the numbers. They're good.

He's been fighting the reptilians. That's book two, Woody. You just ruined it. Obama's going to be a very popular ex-president. I think so as well. It seems like he's trying to... And I'm sure he'll try to get a few more things done in these last couple years to really cement himself as a winner.

His numbers right now are looking great. If he can keep crushing his enemies with diplomacy and set up bullets, and he can get us out of... And keep the economy rising. And keep us out of these big, drawn-out, crazy fucking Middle Eastern wars. Yeah, that would be great.

Is that too much to ask? It doesn't seem like it's too much to ask. Yeah, that would be lovely. You know, we've been at war for so fucking long. You know? It's been, what, since 2001? Since 2001, we've been

in one war or another. It seems like constantly. There's been war on the news, war on TV. Sorry, what do you guys think? Just wanted to set my admins in action. It also depends... It depends what happens with this Republican Congress as well. I'm worried they're going to keep... I'm sure they've said that they intend

to keep defunding the Obamacare thing, so we'll see how that pans out in the end, if they truly are able to defund it in a relevant way, if they really do hurt it. That's an interesting thing. So the Republicans have voted to defund Obamacare like, I don't know, 40 times or something crazy like that. And the Senate always stopped them. Now they can actually do it.

They can actually send a bill that defunds it and all that craziness to Obama, but he'll have to veto it. But they haven't. You know, their first priority seemed to be paying off political donors for that Keystone thing. And another one of their priorities, I forget what else they were doing.

Like, basically the first things they're doing in office are paying off the people who helped them win that election. And now it's like, all right, you've got the power. What are you going to do with it? You've got the House. You've got the power, what are you going to do with it? You've got the House, you've got the Senate, let's, you know, you can't just be not Obama anymore.

Propose a solution. What do you got? And if their thing is to strip America of healthcare, you know, they just came in, the CBO, which is like a nonpartisan congressional budget office thing, said Obamacare was 20% cheaper

than they predicted it would be. It's really been a successful program. I wonder, you know, what they're going to do. Are they actually going to, like, force all these people to lose their health care? I'm sure, I doubt they'll do that, but I think they might cripple it. I think they might make it so that maybe no one else can get on board.

That's usually the way they take the legs out from under things. They do it in a way so that they can't be framed as villains. They would never be like, yeah, take all the insurance away. They'd be like, oh, no, we didn't take anyone's insurance away. We've closed all those loopholes. And it's like, oh, now that you've closed the loopholes, no one can actually get this thing now. That would be a more clever way to do it like no new people and that way no one gets hurt quite so much i we'll see we'll see my problem with the republicans

is i don't feel like they're proposing any solutions they're the party of not being democrats at the moment they they throw stones they complain but're not like, this is the way we should do it instead. I want to hear some Republican plans and then compare them to Democratic plans and then we've got a thing. Vote for the one you like more. But instead, one's the party of we should do this and the other is the party of we shouldn't do that. I can't even pay attention anymore. It just seems like so much bullshit now it'll fire up again i'm not gonna i'm not gonna be happy either way it's it's i

there are very few politicians that that i'm i feel like i can get behind at all so it's just that's gonna let the cuds fall where it's gonna fall you know i hear you and a lot of people take that stance but i don't love it and it's I don't either, but it's easier not to. See, it is easier, but it's like a lot of people will be like, you know what? I don't really like either of them. Oh, you're the clever one. None of these politicians are looking out for me. Oh yeah.

Finally, you've decoded the whole thing. No, no, no. I mean, there is one party that is more closely aligned with what you want than the other. And, you know, you got to figure that out. If I wanted that, if I felt strongly enough about politics, then I would start at some

small, local, political level and get into politics myself. I just don't care about it. I just don't care about it. I can't be bothered with that. It seems like bullshit either way. I've been following it for years and no matter who wins, no matter who gets their way,

you're never even going to get everything you want. It's all lies. It's all lies every time and they'll waste the money or they'll misappropriate the money and they'll take some corporation side as soon as they can because they got more money than the average citizen. I used to daydream about going into politics but i have spent too much

time talking into a mic to ever be successful in politics you think it's the pedophilia you think that would be the uh your downfall it can't help right it's not gonna work in my favor and you know i'm just imagining the attack ad like you know the the rape squad killer stuff and this just right man yeah there's that's exactly right there's going to be something in my youtube past which would just sink any kind of political career you know but then again schwarzenegger seemed to beat it he's like yeah i haven't lived my life in the way that i was never planning to do politics. Ignore all that stuff in the past of me smoking weed

and talking about how lifting weights makes me cum. Skip that. This is the new me. That's not what he said. He said getting a pump was as pleasurable as cumming. But then later he said that that was just kind of bullshit, kind of like a hype.

He was trying to say something crazy for the movie or for the cameras or something. That makes more sense. He did smoke pot in that movie. That was pretty great. And there is that other thing where he goes to Carnival in Brazil and he's talking about the women's asses and he's dancing

with all the ladies and stuff and getting really grabby. That's great. Was he married? No, he's young he's young at the time yeah well yeah go i mean so long but the cameras are there with him like i made a documentary out of it that's what he's like it's so bizarre if you grab a woman's ass and that woman is flattered and playful you're good with me but the cameras were there like there was some sort of carnival documentary.

And he was like... He was talking about how his... What did he say? Something about his favorite part of the woman's body was the ass. And then they cut to all these asses gyrating. It's hilarious. I haven't seen it in years, but it's great.

That's funny. I'd need to see it to better judge. Arnold, have you seen Arnold's son? No. That guy has to be a super kid. The genetics of a Kennedy and a Schwarzenegger. He's dating Miley Cyrus. Really?

Yeah. Is he gorgeous looking? I don't know I haven't seen a picture of him in like a year or two but but if I remember correctly yeah it was a good-looking guy what's his name what's his name something Schwarzenegger I assume do you know his name I don't know his name schwarzenegger's son jimmy jimmy schwarzenegger i can't spell schwarzenegger oh i didn't come close enough for google to figure it out let's see it's not good hey oh dude this is terrible by a valve schwarzenegger schwarzenegger s-c-h-w-a-r-Z-E-N-E-G-G-E-R. Oh, right.

Like, you just knew that. Like, Google didn't take you to it. All right, so. What's funny is the first article I'm looking at here says, Miley Cyrus can't spell Patrick Schwarzenegger's name. So she's dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Aha. So we'll look that up.

Oh. Hmm. Images for Patrick Schwarzenegger. Good looking guy. For sure. That's funny she can't spell his name. He has all these like headshots. he's like dolled up in a lot of these photos he was probably just sitting on a bench or something uh the ones i'm looking at it

it's pretty clear these are like um i don't know done up shots oh here he is probably with miley cyrus i don't think that's miley cyrus but he's strong yeah he's got great genetics fuck that guy i think it was his um his illegitimate son i remember him looking more like schwarzenegger than him let me let me find that what if we what if we search like schwarzenegger's bastard using game of thrones terms uh dude that show's gonna come back on soon no no no no no no it's like april 12th man oh april god it seems like it's forever. And then there'll be 10 shows over maybe 12 weeks. And then that's it for the year.

Yeah, it sucks. I've been listening to the audiobook more and more. I really, really like that thing. When we get done here, I'm going to go listen to it some more. I'm on disc either 10 or 11. And there's 28 discs. So I'm getting... I'm a third of the way through or something like that. I'm more than a third of the way through the first book now just from listening to it in my car and a bit at home

when I'm, you know. I've been watching Supernatural season nine go through. Pretty good. That's a pretty good season. Yeah. The show's doing well. The seasons are long good lord

it's like 24 episodes or something crazy like that yeah they do that style of you know television where you've got kind of like the X-Files where you kind of every now and then you've just got a random monster that's not really connected to the overall story arc like maybe I don't know maybe Sam

just got back from hell for the eighth time and he's feeling kind of down. To get him back in the groove of things, they take him out to get him laid. But of course, it's Sam, so his chick turns out to be a lizard lady

and they've got to stab her. That's that week's episode. It doesn't really have anything to do with angels and the devil. The one I just watched, they battle a fat sucker her. And that's that week's episode. It doesn't really have anything to do with angels and the devil. That totally describes it. The one I just watched, they battle a fat sucker. Are you familiar with that episode? Yeah. No?

No? Wait, well, I'm sure I've seen it, but remind me. So at first there's a death or two, and the people are just kind of hollowed out. And they eventually lead them to like a weight loss camp where the fat suckers are more disciplined. And they only take like 15, 20 pounds over the course of a week or two. I remember that. Okay. There's like good fat suckers who are helping women get ready for their wedding dates.

And then there's bad fat suckers who just kill people and get too gluttonous. Yeah. dates and then there's bad fat suckers who just kill people and get too gluttonous. Yeah, that girl in that episode ends up coming back again in a future episode in the 10th season. She comes back. Yeah, I just watched that episode and they

made reference to the one you just watched. Okay, yeah. There are like 24 seasons in those 24 episodes in those seasons, so when you watch one of those, you've done something, whereas I just watched True Detective again for the second time. It's like eight. It's like eight.

I can't believe you can't get into that. It's only eight episodes, dude. It's eight episodes. It felt like 30. That thing was so slow. It moved so fast. Oh, my God. Eight episodes, and you cover everything that happened in three different

time eras and wrap the whole thing up. At the end, you've got extra time for them to bullshit and reminisce and stuff. I can't believe you didn't get into that. I love it. They're making a new one. Go on.

Season two of True Detective the detectives are Vince Vaughn and oh god damn it what's his name he played in Horrible Bosses

he was the boss that wanted to fire the guy in the wheelchair I don't know. Horrible bosses, one or two? One. One. He's the boss on the right, on the cover of it. What's his name?

God damn it. So, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason... Colin Farrell. Okay. Colin Farrell. So, it's Colin Farrell and... Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn, god damn.

Are in the second season, so I'm sure you'll like that more. Because, what did you say? You didn't like Woody Harrelson's accent? I did have an issue with that accent. And by the way, I have an issue with him overusing that accent. I feel like when Johnny Depp acts nowadays, I'm going to put myself on the main screen. Johnny Depp's version of acting is just being this sort of bubbly, bouncy guy who sort of uncontrollably drifts around.

He played the same character in Pirates of the Caribbean, where it really worked. Willy Wonka and the Chakla Factory, where it didn't work. My wife just saw his new movie. It's just a total flop. Yeah, three in a row now. He was terrible there. And it's like Johnny Depp got all this praise in Pirates of the Caribbean

for acting like that. And now that's his only act and it's that dude i feel like it's the same accents edward scissorhands like he's always just been the weird he's just been a weird guy like that that's what that's his character oh um there was another one where he played that guy too the same sort of weird bouncy guy uh but you don't like the accent. Yeah, now Woody Harrelson has been using that kind of slur reaction.

That's just how I think of it. We deal with a lot of that rape. Yeah. You're going to watch this show. You're going to watch the child rape. Just talk like this. I feel like it makes me seem tough and thoughtful.

He does this thing where he creates an underbite or just juts his jaw out in front of his... You can see him. You look at him, and you're like, dude, suck your fucking bottom jaw back in. Yeah.

I've been on the force a long time. A long time. It's kind of grumbly. I've been on the force a long time. A long time. He's just like on and on. It's kind of grumbly. I feel like in his head, he's being both tough and thoughtful and kind of gritty. In mine, it's just like, dude, stop it.

Get another fucking accent. Get another character. Meanwhile, Matthew McConaughey's over there and he's just talking about the world and space and time and it's just a flat disc brother he's just going on and on with crazy shit and they go back and forth like that and i love it i will like just to have a little more range then again i like i so walter white is a guy who i not walter white brian cranston i think of him like, oh my god, so much range, right? He went from Malcolm's dad to Breaking Bad.

I didn't even mean that to rhyme, but yeah. And that is huge. But I wonder, got anything else? Can you be romantic? Can you be funny? Or is Malcolm's dad and Breaking Bad your only two roles? I think he was pretty good on Saturday Night Live. He can do funny. He played Tim Watley in Seinfeld. He was a reoccurring character. He was the dentist. He was the dentist who Jerry suspected had sexually assaulted him while he was under the gas.

He thought that Tim Watley and Tim Watley's hot female dental assistant had gotten busy and involved an unconscious Jerry. So he can do funny too. i could see watching breaking bad again that was a really one of the things i liked about breaking bad was the production value like it feels like it's it was like a movie every episode was a movie it was so well done and they like dude every reflection and shadow was figured out like on purpose in that thing. There was no gorilla shooting or, like, it was everything. They aimed for perfection in Breaking Bad. And it was super, even the grand finale.

You're looking at the, they were acting in the reflection on, like, a still or something. Like, you know, the thing they used to make the meth. Yeah. It was super well done. i liked it i really did i don't know if i could see going back and watching it again uh it i felt like that first season really kicked off kind of slowly did it it's been a while since the first it hasn't been a while those episodes are long too i think those are like 52 minute episodes. I could be wrong. Yeah, maybe I am wrong. Maybe it's 40. But, or 42 or 44 or something.

But they felt pretty long. I don't know. That's a long story. What is it, six or seven seasons? Yeah, something like that. I want to say it's six, but some of them are like these half seasons with ten each side or something. Did you finish True Detective or did you not make it past? Like how did that happen?

It's a, it's somewhere in the middle. I actually did finish it all, but it didn't have my intention. So during some of the episodes I was like surfing the web and such. Yeah. It's not the kind of show that, that allows you to do that.

Cause it's got, it's, it's one of the, it's, you know, it's a whod not the kind of show that allows you to do that. True. It's a whodunit kind of thing, and there's this web of evidence that they have to... It takes place from the year 1995 to 2012 or something like that, flashing back and forth. I think it's the third or the fourth episode, probably the fourth episode. That's when they've done all of their exposition

and they've went back in time about as much as they're going to go back in time. And that's when the modern day characters catch up with each other again and begin being detectives in modern day. And that's when I felt like it really picked its pace up. I know you got, what I'm saying is you got to watch three episodes of exposition,

but it's good exposition. I really liked all that like Creole voodoo like forest people like weird antlers on the children's head pedophilia that goes up to the governor kind of

dark shit. It was so creepy and I liked how they got shit done. I liked that you know, I won't give any spoilers but I felt like it was really, there were a lot of good shots. There was one shot, they kept talking about it on Reddit because it was

a continuous shot with no cuts. It was in that episode when they like I don't know, they he was, Russ was undercover with these bikers and they went into this crack house and stole their stash

and then the cops swarmed in and then the gang swarmed in there was like a gang war going on and Matthew McConaughey is dragging this biker through crack houses and back alleys and you know hiding in bushes and shit and it's all one continuous shot

it's really good I like this show, I can't believe he couldn't get into it the accents are a bit annoying and hiding in bushes and shit, and it's all one continuous shot. It's really good. I like this show. I can't believe you couldn't get into it. The accents are a bit annoying, but like I always say, subtitles are definitely the way to go 100% of the time. Maybe I'll watch it again.

Maybe it's worth another look. Yeah, I like it. I'm looking forward to the second season. February 26th, I think, is when we get more House of Cards. That's coming up soon. Game of Thrones, I want to say it's April. It's early April. Is it February 26th?

God, that seems like a long time from now. A month away. I thought it was coming sooner. But you know the deal. You get everything on the 26th. It's not like Game of Thrones where you get the deal. You get everything on the 26th. It's not like a Game of Thrones where you get that one. You get 50 minutes.

The first episode might be a bit longer. But you get 50 minutes or an hour of entertainment. Then you got to wait another week. They really have you on the hook. I was going to look it up to prove you wrong. It's February 27th. I thought for sure it was the first week of February, but it's...

Shucks. Yeah. I recently re-watched the entire thing, the first two seasons, so I'm all caught up and I'm hungering for more now that Frank has taken over the White House. Oh, I want to talk about how stupid people are sometimes. Oh, go on.

I hate that... I hate that... So... All right, so this is my 1911, and I recently got it back from getting coded, and since I did, I put some new grips on it. It's got the Punisher logo. Right.

So the Punisher is a comic book character, a DC character. He's DC, right? Or is he Marvel? It's definitely Punisher, a DC character. He's DC, right? Or is he Marvel? He's Marvel. I'm sorry. He's Spider-Man and the X-Men and all that. Named

Frank Castle. Who's just a guy who goes around killing people and punishing them. I just think the symbol's cool. I guess that Chris Kyle used this symbol so so many people on my Facebook post think it's a Chris Kyle thing. There's

people going back and forth calling those people morons and I'm loving watching it. The Facebook post got 36,000 likes or something like that so there's a bunch of people in the comments. I couldn't believe that Chris Kyle was more famous than the Pun comments. I couldn't believe that Chris Kyle was more famous than the Punisher.

That doesn't make sense. He's more famous right now, I guess. I really like the Punisher. He just seemed like he wasn't like any of the other cartoon characters. He was just such a dark, scary guy

and he didn't have any superpowers. He just had fucking guns. That's how Batman is. Batman doesn't have any powers and Iron Man doesn't either but they're billionaires. Frank Castle just has guns. That's all he's got. I always respected Frank Castle even more

than... Frank Castle's just your dad. He's just your dad. He's some sort of special forces, you know, like... Big tough guy with guns. Here we go. Yeah, and they killed his family, of course. So he's got the vengeance motive, and he kind of just travels the world killing bad guys now. He's kind of like Dexter, but with a gun.

And so I just couldn't believe that people didn't know who the Punisher was. I think it's time in this era of better comic book movies to make a new Punisher movie because the last couple were pretty lame. There was some silliness in them and I don't like that. I'm interested in the Deadpool movie.

I want to see how good that'll be. Yes. I hope that's good. I hope Ryan Reynolds can keep us captive for two hours. I hope that they cast that well. If they don't get some other talent

in there, if they rely on Ryan Reynolds and his wit and the repertoire that they've already got from the comics of Deadpool quotes, then it's going to be a subpar movie. It'll be okay, but it's not going to be what everybody wants. But if they really do a good job and they get some more talent in there,

I think it'd be really good. I was surprised at what a good casting. Who's Iron Man? Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr., yeah, yeah. He turned out to be a great pick. And he's older to me. He's too old to be an action hero in my head.

But there's no one else who could be better. Yeah, Jon Favreau fought for him hard. Jon Favreau wanted him for Iron Man. He's the one who made the first couple Iron Man movies. And he talked about that on the Stern show Stern was like who was the other guy who was going out for the part

because there were I guess two guys being considered and Robert's like he said something like I won't even say because it wasn't even fair he didn't have a chance that part was mine that was mine from the start that was all me

that's what robert downey jr said yeah he's like it wouldn't be fair to say who the other guy was because he didn't even have a chance and he's i can't imagine who could have done it better like dicaprio maybe like really maybe actually here in dicaprio i don't know dicaprio is a weird thing what he does in my mind really really well is picks films if dicaprio picks a film i probably want to go see it like i trust his judgment as my film connoisseur however i don't know that he's killing his roles like i often think he's kind of goofy and lame and over the top and In Wolf of Wall Street, when he did that stupid underbite, like, ah, rah, rah. You're like, dude, you just...

It's stupid. I think that he was trying to be like that guy. I think that... Those guys were fucking crazy. Remember the part where Jonah Hill's character started jerking off at the party? Mm-hmm. That happened. That's a real story.

That's a thing that that guy did. These guys were insane. I don't know. I wonder how rich that guy is now. What was his name? I can't think of his name now. I'll look it up later The character that DiCaprio played in Wolf of Wall Street

Oh I've got like Or were you asking how much DiCaprio How rich DiCaprio was I forget I don't know who listens to me I'm sure they're both marginal That's right I was asking how rich the guy was Because I wonder if now That it's all settled and done,

he's still like making bank and living a lavish lifestyle and such. I think he's a motivational speaker. And he's obviously gifted at sales in a world where that's heavily rewarded. But, yeah, I wonder what the scoop is there. I don't know. Here uh from may 20th here's an article it says wolf of wall street jordan belfort back making millions again damn here's a yeah i wonder i mean there's millions but he was but he had a 50 million dollar year so that's

that's millions and millions that's huge I guess now he'll, I don't know so rich he helped to swindle investors out of more than 200 million let's see last year his film grossed more than 300 million trying to see how much money he's got yet.

The man who once made millions duping financial clients and manipulating stocks says his aim is earn up to $100 million this year. It says his aim is to earn up to $100 million this year as a sales trainer

and motivational speaker, an extremely bullish goal that would rival Beyonce's last world tour intake. That's probably not going to happen. He has a quote. He says, if I am not making $10 million a year, I am uncomfortable and working really hard, he told the crowd of nearly 1,000 in Toronto who paid between

$129 and $795 to hear him speak for three hours. Good lord. Let's see. Last's been offered... Let's see. Montreal... Last week he flew to Dubai where he said he was offered $150,000 a day

for his motivational speaking and sales training expertise. He travels around and fucking speaks and makes incredible amounts of money. Let's see. He says, Most people think if I'm rich, I'll become greedy, he said.

But money just makes you more of what you already are. It's like alcohol. If you are an asshole, it makes you a bigger asshole. If you are a well-intentioned human being, money will magnify that. And does he portray to be the second one? Is that what he's saying? Oh, I don't know. I don't know about all that.

I'm putting you in the asshole column, buddy. I saw your movie. I should probably read the rest of his article and give him the benefit but he said something about the leopard change in his spots down here and some other stuff i'm just glancing through but yeah he's still rich still still doing well uh still enjoying himself fully i'm sure i wonder if he still like blows cocaine into women's assholes and stuff like that yeah that was a thing too he cheated on his wife hardcore like he had a wife he had a real life partner there and he dumped her for someone hotter

and then that didn't work out either and like look you can have as many girlfriends as you want you can even have as many like you can have an open marriage you can do any of this you just have to lay down the rules right that's the deal that you know it you and your wife agree to these terms and then you abide by them period what he did was was wrong sure totally and you know at the same my favorite part was when he drove home with those super quaaludes and he was like i drove super slow and somehow made it home not a scratch and then it shows reality and the fucking car is destroyed yeah he's hit like three mailboxes on the way home oh that's quite that was a great that was a great story the whole quaalude thing it's funny i like

the quaalude story but it lasted like 20 minutes or something like it was a the whole quaalude thing it's funny i like the quaalude story but it lasted like 20 minutes or something like it was a really long quaalude story i liked it man you know like for those that the one that haven't seen the movie basically i guess they're one of their favorite drugs was quaaludes and they don't make these things anymore but i guess some super Quaaludes like lemon drops or something that you'll never be able to get again yeah and they took a couple and nothing was happening and some time went by and they took more and some more time

went by and they took more and it turned out they took a couple hours to kick in because they were so old they didn't respond like the Quaaludes they were used to taking so they thought they were ineffective so they just kept doubling down. And they took like handfuls of them. And so when these things kick in, they were just stricken.

Like, I don't even know how to do this. They were just like, ah! Like, they were just out of their minds. They were so fucked up. Yeah. And then Jonah Hill's making that phone call he's not supposed to make and DiCaprio's trying to stop.

I like that scene, man, when DiCaprio's in the kitchen crawling around trying to stop him and Jonah Hill's clutching at the phone and then the wife has no idea what's going on. I liked it. I liked DiCaprio more than you, I think. Oh, that's right. Didn't he have something he needed to take care of that night

to save his butt? Well, Jonah Hill is talking about their money laundering on that line that is tapped, and DiCaprio knows it's tapped. And when he hears that the wife is like, oh, you know, it's okay. He's just making some phone calls to somebody in Russia, wherever there was, like when he realized that Jonah Hill's making this phone call on his tapped phone line, he's trying to stop him and he's trying to race home to do it, but he's on like a dozen of those super quaaludes, so he's unable to do it very well. He's just falling all over himself and

can't really speak. Oh, that's great. I like DiCaprio a lot. So, hey, I'm curious. Is Kitty back from SHOT Show? No, not yet. I think she'll be here... What's the day?

What's the day of the week? Today's Monday. Yeah. So in a day or two, she'll be back. Because she flew to Colorado and then drove to Vegas. Her in Colorado, man. Is she going to move?

Yeah, I think so. Huh. I guess that'll happen at some point. Yeah. It will be, you know, probably sometime at the end of this year. I've got a topic somewhat related to real estate. It looks like the triangle. If people don't know, the triangle is raleigh durham and chapel hill

it's this research triangle that they make and um that area has been picked for google fiber next where i live is the next google fiber location so um that's a pretty big deal i don't know how many years it'll take for that to happen like Like in, it seemed like in Kansas city, they were just rolling it out, like getting it done every week. There was a new subdivision getting it and people on Reddit would post their speed test scores and it was a really big deal. But in Austin, it's been the opposite. It's been a couple of years. I don't even know if any real life people have it like, or if it's like a hundred people, it's, it sucks. it sucks so um hopefully raleigh's more like kansas city than austin but uh yeah it looks like raleigh's getting google fiber next well congratulations yeah that will be nice that includes me at some point i don't know

we'll see one interesting thing about fiber i think you know this because we've been we talked about it before but cable's tricky to roll out because you have to supply power to it all the time. So, like, if you want to do a farm, for example, then, like, oh, my God, you know, like, you have to set up special stuff just for that one customer. Whereas Google Fiber, it goes, like, 75 kilometers without adding more power to it. Like, it goes really far. kilometers without adding more power to it. It goes really far. It's much easier to handle rural people with fiber than it is

with cable. That's good. I wish I would get some fast internet. That would be lovely. Yeah. Soon. Someday. I guess that could just be a requirement on your next house. You can usually get it. You just need to know what it costs.

That's going to be one of the major determining factors about where I go. Maybe not the general area, but like, oh yeah, I guess the general area. It won't decide the city, but it'll definitely decide which side of town I'm on. Right, yeah. You'll just try and find a place where you can where you can get it you know and then call them up and get a quote that's what i would always do like all right you know we don't service that area right i know i know i know that's just the start of this conversation i want to know what it costs to service this area not whether

you do today and you know when you're buying a house, like doing a real estate transaction, this could be, you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars. So if it costs like five grand to roll out cable there, you just add that to the price of the house and figure out if you still want it. Definitely so. Yeah. I want some fast internet. That would be wonderful to have, you know, 50 meg or something. Just something that most of the world would consider average yeah i guess not most of the world because like most of the world doesn't have fucking electricity

but you know what i mean most of the free world my um where i am it's 50 by 5 50 down 5 up and um it's soon going to 100 by 10 like any day now or something so uh oh go ahead i'm sorry oh that that's pretty much it so i'm gonna have two 100 by 10s at my new house and uh and then i'll just put the family on one and take the other for myself and there'll never be a conflict and that should be plenty did you get an interesting text share the text oh no my he looked at it and shook your head it went to 10 so it vibrated. I was just kind of scratching my chin at the same time. What I was going to say, though, is I've been watching.

That's not what I hoped. I was thinking about The Irish, and I've been watching this show on Netflix called Peaky Blinders. The Irish. Go on. Yeah, it's very good. I think most of the characters are Irish. A lot of them are gypsies.

But it's really good. You might want to check that one out. There's two seasons. It's a Netflix original series and it's about British, it's about criminals in Birmingham, England like post-World War One. So a lot of them are like World War One vets and like

Sam Neill I think maybe is his name. The guy from Jurassic Park who had the raptor claw. He's like a detective who's been sent to try to solve this machine gun theft and the Peaky Blinders are this group of gypsies who run bookies betting on horses and stuff. And they're so fucking violent. They wear those old timetimey gangster caps and they've got straight razors woven in under the bill

and the first thing they do in a fight, there's this incident where three of the Peaky Blinders are talking to three of the Lee family and one thing leads to another and an insult is offered and then someone says something like well, at least your mother

wasn't a whore. And like says something about the guy's mother being a whore and like all of a sudden the white stripes start playing. It's like BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM. And it goes into like slow motion as he takes his cap off and slashes the guy across the fucking eyes with the straight

razors. And then continues to and like all three of them do it at like the same time slashing with their hats and then just beating the dog shit out of these guys and that's kind of how the whole show goes lots of beatings and stabbing this sounds good yeah there's nudity and

better better I liked it a lot I'm through the first two seasons I tried to watch Sons of anarchy it's awful yeah awful awful tv show where did you start what season i don't even i think i'm maybe in six or something it's so shitty i am trying to watch this and i'm like wait a minute there's a guy he's gonna go to jail or something but i guess they guess they went over to Ireland to deal with the Irish, and now they're back home.

Yeah, I told you to skip that. Yeah, you don't... The whole Ireland episode season sucks. The whole thing with, like, Jax's baby getting kidnapped is dumb. Yeah, oh my God. It's been years now. I've been trying to get through this.

It's awful. It's an awful, awful TV show. Yeah, I don't remember how many seasons there are, but they get better as they go. So the last season's the best, the second to last, and it goes in that order. And the last three seasons are the only ones that I would recommend watching.

So when I tell people about that show, I'm like, yeah, the last three seasons are great. Find one of those YouTube videos that gets you caught up on the first five or six or whatever the fuck, and watch 10 minutes of youtube and then start there because it's so lame at the beginning and my biggest complaint is every fucking day they get into a fight with machine guns and rockets and shit and like ah i got shot in the ass patch it up real quick it's like that's all that ever happens that's

another thing like it frustrates me so the the gang leader whatever his name is the guy with the gray hair his fist is injured from beating up so many people which isn't even a fucking thing right like joe lozano's hands are fine and he's beating up way more people than this idiot and uh and then like he can't like hold the throttle down his motorcycle that's his debilitating debilitating injury that he can't like throttle his bike as if there aren't cruise controls that handle that shit for you or you know like i've rode a motorcycle for a long time you turn it and kind of get a fresh grip on it so you don't have your wrist twisted the whole time you just and then let it spring back when you want to slow i don't know it's stupid it's so fucking stupid or kicking over how dumb it is

it's it's insulting the viewer the last three seasons are better their problems are bigger you know it's like oh this guy's daughter got burned alive by the blacks and you know this guy's uh you know the mexicans raped my wife and you know the the chinese stabbed my wife in the skull like it's problems like that so like it's no longer like oh yeah dad's got arthritis in his hands he can't really ride like he could before and like thank you that's the dumbest thing yeah like like in the last three seasons the motivating factors are like oh yeah they captured one of my brothers and they cut his eye out with a grapefruit knife. Because, dude, that thing.

Dad's hand has arthritis and he can't really drive his motorcycle like before. And no one really massaged my hand like your mother did. But your mother's not available right now. And I really wish she was here as my personal hand masseuse. And I'm like, you are fucking horrible at making TV. This is dreadful. That shit wouldn't fly on YouTube. I didn't like the first

handful of seasons, like five or six seasons. Like I said, the last three seasons are very good. The last season is dark. It's fucking rough. Maybe I'll circle back to it. I'll have to check that out. Peaky Blinders, I've enjoyed a lot. It's really good

really good actors uh pretty good story and it's so fucking violent lots of lots of razors and face cuttings and i don't know i just like he smashes a champagne bottle and starts just like poking the guy in the face it's pretty horrible like lots of violence that sounds good man uh all right whatever call it a show i think so all right pkn episode 24 thanks everybody