Painkiller Already - PKN #247

Episode Date: May 24, 2019

It's PKN time baby!

pkn 247 so we talked about topics before the show ufc yeah it was a heartbreaking event and i watched it so i can contribute can i lead on this yeah go for it so uh rose namahunas one of the few fighters i can pronounce uh she fought andre who did she fight can you help me a brazilian something andrage uh what was her last name let's go with that Rose Namaheim is American I've been a fan of her since before she was in the

UFC she used to make these vlogs she's hot she was especially hot back when she had hair and and and she is the boy I'm sorry girlfriend of Pat Barry who was a foot another fighter I

really liked he's a little further than her little pedo thing going on there but I overlook it. You know, let's put that. What's past is past. She's an adult now. So if you stay with her through adulthood, it's not pedo anymore, right?

Man, I did not look up what she looked like with hair, and it is crazy the difference hair makes on women. Oh, yes. I like her. It's very flattering. I like her without the hair. Dude, she's one of those women who'd look good in a Viking hat and a wetsuit.

So, anyway, I like her, and I've liked her for a long time. She was... They made it to the second round, right? First round, I think... I don't know. But anyway, for the duration of the fight, she's piecing her up, right? She clearly has faster hands. Rose Namajunas is taller

and has longer arms. So with this reach advantage, man, she's just punishing her. Snappy punches, snappy punches. It's looking great. The other girl, though, she's trying to get inside. She goes for a takedown. She almost submits her. And remember, that's how the first round ended, now that I think about it.

Second round comes out, it's a replay of the first. But this time, when she gets in close, she picks her up, slams our girl on her head, and knocks her out. I woke up the next morning like something was wrong in the world. Like something had, it was just off. And I'm like, what is so horrible? Like, was there 9-11?

No, that wasn't it. But it's right up there. Did a family, like, are my parents alive? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's right. Rose lost her fight. It wasn't that she lost it. She's been out for 13 months with a fracture of the T6 vertebrae

or something like that. Oh, that's even worse. It's her neck. Is that what it is? With her neck injury for 13 months and she got slammed on her fucking head. It was, it was, I immediately closed the fucking app

and like went to go do something else. Like, like I didn't want to see anything else. Really? It pissed you guys off that, let me ask this. Is it because you guys both just happened to like her more than the other fighter? Or was it this move itself?

You're like, that's bullshit. Oh, the move's fine. You shouldn't be able to do that. Or I don't know what the UFC fandom thinks. It's not the latter. Yeah, no. Yeah, the move's fine. Maybe our viewers can relate to this.

There are certain YouTubers or personalities that you feel like friends with. If I was on the elevator, I'd be like, Rose, we've been talking for nine years now you know like i'm really glad hey i've got some that's how you catch a few yeah yeah yeah all these fucking maniacs talking yeah so i i i've just liked her and you have to know her and and her boyfriend pat barry they wear their hearts on their sleeves they're just their highs are out there. You see them. Their lows are out there. You see them.

Their hardships and their successes. I've just been following these guys for ages to see her lose her belt. I think she took it better than I did. She's like, yeah, it's a weight off my shoulders. Everything's fine. I might not fight again. I don't think I like it as much. And I'm like, yeah, it's a weight off my shoulders. Everything's fine. I might not fight again. I don't think I like it as much. And I'm like, what?

Yeah, I hope she'll get an immediate rematch and she'll beat the shit out of that chick. It wasn't even close, the skill level between these two. It was just the other chick was much stronger and she was going for that slam the whole fight. But Rose was... She looked like she was getting beat the whole time by Rose. Absolutely. Yeah. You know, if significant strikes was probably, I'm just guessing was probably 45 to three

or something like that. Um, it was, uh, it was a real lopsided fight. You know, she cut her, she cut Andrade early. Uh, it was, uh, it was looking real good for Rose. It was looking real good for Rose. She defended that first slam with sort of a Kimura attempt, and Andrade adjusted on the second slam attempt and put her right on her head. It's rare that you see a slam knockout.

It's much rarer that you see a slam knockout at 115 pounds with ladies. So I was really worried. You could see Rose quivering unconscious yeah uh like like you know her her brain wasn't firing correctly so uh it was it was scary and uh it really does suck because i like her a lot you know she seems like a genuinely cool person like like really chill and has her own kind of way of dealing with a lot of these stresses she She doesn't deal with them well a lot of the times. But yeah, I hope she

definitely will get the immediate rematch if she wants it. And I think she wins the second fight because the other chick is a real one-trick pony. And it seemed to me, at least in her dealing with Rose, like she had one way to sort of deal with Rose. And I feel like one way to sort of deal with Rose.

And I feel like if Rose makes that one adjustment, it's a non-issue. How do you defend yourself from getting picked up and slammed, though? Because it looked like... Like, I remember the... No, it was one of my buddies who's really into... Like, he does competitive MMA stuff. He goes and fights in tournaments and stuff.

And he was like... As it was happening, he was like, he's gonna she's gonna try and slam her and then she like made some adjustment where she like locked something or grabbed someone he's like okay yeah he should she should be fine no way she's lifting her up now and then somehow she just like wrenched her back weirdly and like got him or got her and he was very surprised she actually pulled it off so So was Dominic Cruz. He was the announcer. So basically she had a Kimura on her arm,

and if I try and lift you while you've got my arm in that way, then I don't know, I'm just going to put it in a bad position, or maybe when we get on the ground it'll be in a bad position, and that's what she did. But the second time around, her grip was either loose or not on quite right, and it didn't work. So the Kimura, it's a lock you put on quite right and it didn't work so the arm the camora it's a it's a lock you put on the arm and kind of bend it funny um it's a viable defense and a lot

of positions like usually you can like hook the leg or grab a crotch or something it's a leg stop yourself from getting you know slammed like from a triangle but um what also people do is they let go right rose was up in the air, like ready to get slammed. A lot of people would take that opportunity to let go, maybe land on their feet, maybe land something better. But Rose just held onto that Kimura all the way through the knockout. And like, um, Kyle said, Hey, if they fought again, Rose has this easy. I'm not sure.

You know, it's like Rose is doing really well until they figured her out. Well, yeah, like a lot of fights go that way. You know, Joe Lozon was winning on the feet against Anthony Pettis until Pettis saw what he needed to see and he got that high kick and knocked him out. That doesn't mean Joe was going to like keep out striking him. It was a feeling out period. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Andrade isn't going to make an adjustment where she can strike with Rose. That's just not going to happen. It wasn't that Rose was a little better. It was ridiculous. It looked like she was beating my ass. I feel like Rose just has to figure out how to deal with that slam, whether that's handwork or whether that's positioning or whether that's just not getting against the fence

like that. Or maybe it's whether that Kimura is the viable tactic in that instance or whether she needs to sprawl out in that case. I don't know. But I guarantee she has very knowledgeable people who can be like

oh yeah, well let's do this next time. She just needs another round to punch this chick some more in the fucking face. I would definitely bet on Rose on a rematch. I wouldn't bet against her. I'm just saying she lost, so there's a vulnerability there. But you're right. I feel like Rose's hole is easier to plug than Andrea's. Yeah.

Dude, there's a Rose story talking about trash talking. It's seven minutes long, though. I found the video. Do you guys want to see it? I wish that I could find the exact spot while doing the show, but I can't and people will be listening. It's Rose talking about trash talking? Is she not a fan of trash talking?

The story is this. She's going up against Joanna Jacek or something close to that. And Joe Jacek is just a talker, talker, talker. She's talking all kinds of trash. It's not working. She doesn't care. They're up in the thing. She's just jabbing at her

talking about how she's going to beat her ass, drink her blood, whatever she's saying. And Rose is there just reciting Bible verses to herself as if she was alone in this space. And then they catch her at the elevator. And Joanna says, hey, Rose, can you buy your tickets? And she's like, what? she calls pat and she's like i forget the code but there's a she's like we have a situation wolf and you know they go back to the hotel like everyone's

gotta go it's just rose and me their boyfriend but they're also a trainer and stuff and uh and we have got and she's like what tickets could she be talking about? And her trainer's like, well, I don't know. I don't know. Do you think she fucked with our plane tickets? And they're like, do we need tickets to get to the event? I've never been in a championship fight before. And they're both just like head casing the fuck out. And like of all the things she said, that was the one that burned in deep.

As if they'd show up and they'd be like, and your ticket for the main event. Oh, well, I'm sorry. We're going to be refunding the $30 million that people purchased. Dude, did you buy the wolf tickets? Your ticket to the gun show. The story is mostly on target. Maybe it's not Situation Wolf. Maybe it was something.

Alpha. I don't know. But. Maybe it was something. Alpha. I don't know. But yeah. And the two of them. And it was funny because her rock, Pat Barry, her boyfriend, her trainer, who was supposed to be like, dude, just put that out of your head. Everything's fine. It's like, well, I don't know.

I'll call Delta. If that's what it is, here's the response. They need to bring a third person. I know. Hey, Rose rose bring me in the mix you would have ran that by me your trash talk advisor your czar of shit talking and i would have said pay no heed your boyfriend's also retarded you don't tell it you really would excel in that role yeah you would do you would you would not have been flustered by that in the slightest, but she was. Actually, here's a workbook of things to say back. Yeah, yeah.

It's like Kyle and Notch's fun advisor or whatever that job was, director of fun. Yeah, he would do well at it. Yeah, so, dude, I like – like I said, I've been watching her since before women fall in the UFC. Dude, I like... Like I said, I've been watching her since before women fought in the UFC. Did I ever show you the one where she pranks her boyfriend? He's sleeping in bed and she just punches him

while singing Lion King songs to him? It's pretty great. Yeah, I hope they run that back as soon as possible. I hope she doesn't retire. I hope she likes her life. What is happening here? When she won the title... I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm talking all over you when she won the title she was like crying and she's like this belt doesn't really mean much people just be nicer to each other oh she's younger than i am she's not gonna retire no right i don't know how much

money she has and not that much but one How many big-time fights has she been in? You said this is her first championship one. Second defense. I was talking about her first championship. That story was not from this fight. So she's been in three big payout kind of fights. Well, I'm not sure the challenger payout is as good as you're thinking. She's been in two.

She needs to keep working. Yeah, but most of those times i would imagine like the the well-known fighters make more money just like people like you know crosby rovechkin like their salary's great but the real money comes from reebok and adidas and stuff like that no she's not one of them though yeah yeah she's a champ but kyle help me there's's Connor. There's maybe Jon Jones. I mean, this was her big fight. Falls off a bunch. She needed to win this to kind of climb to maybe a higher echelon and maybe win some international fans as well. She needed to win this fight. This was pretty important.

She's one of the newer champions, and she's a girl. I feel like they start in a hole, you know, popularity-wise. If she'd grow her hair out she'd uh she'd make a lot more money to be fair that is really true uh it it you know and it's pretty sexist but it it it's just a reality uh if she grew her hair out she'd make more money i saw that um what's her name that the pretty chick that i despise the the fighter that could be page van zandt it's page van zandt okay yeah it's page what the fuck just happened to my computer you're still working oh wow like went to sleep that was weird i gotta check my settings when we're done here oh i changed my power settings the other day it's

doing something weird now um yeah i despise page van zandt um because i don't think she's all that great and i think she really leans on her looks uh i saw her in this she i think she's gonna be in the wwe now i saw her on the uh sports illustrated swimsuit edition so i'm pretty sure she's tilted completely away from the ufc or at least that's what it appears that's what joe said she should do a lot of people theorize that she was gonna stop fighting when she got the boob job now she fought at least once since then but a boob job kind of implies you're switching from making weight to being pretty yeah yeah um yeah not never been a fan of her because i like her i would prefer like a hideous chick who's a good fighter than a really

hot chick who's just mediocre i like that too because it's also not sad to see an ugly woman get hit there you go you don't feel so bad yeah whereas if it's also not sad to see an ugly woman get hit. There you go. You don't feel so bad. Yeah, whereas if it's like a beautiful woman, you're like, oh, no, come on. Go play with dolls somewhere. When Chris Cyborg goes out there, I'm like, shit, maybe if they mangle her up enough, she'll go get some plastic surgery and it'll be like when they fix your nose in hockey. You're like, hey, this is better than what I started with.

Or maybe she'll get beaten up through to the other side. Exactly. Where she gets beaten up so much that it like, you know, the other girl's like, when I'm done with you, when I'm done with you, you're not even going to look the same.

She's like, sounds good to me. Yeah. Wicked right hook straightens her nose. And then her manly jaw pushed back by a left jab. My goodness, this is a better looking woman

than we've ever seen. Her forehead is a third the size it was when she began this fight. The hammer fist came down and pushed the hairline down. I tell you everybody,

this is the craziest thing I've ever seen. Joe Rogan's there like suddenly more interested in her. All thanks to Joanna, the plastic surgeon joe j jack yeah no page van zandt had a fight against rose and she showed tons of page take you from a five to an eight van zandt she was a bloody pulp at the end of it and then it's i like i like fighters

who show heart but i was saying she'd make more, she's prettier. She's totally right. With guys, I want to say half the equation is how well you fight and half the equation is how well you can sell a fight. You can be a heel, a baby face, I guess, is the opposite of a heel. People can love you, hate you, but they just have to care about you, and that's half of it. With women, half of it is how well you fight

and half of it is how good you look. I think the good-looking thing is true for men, too. I think it's no coincidence that Conor McGregor's a good-looking guy. I agree with you. Yeah, it's easier to market good-looking people. I can't hardly name an ugly UFC fighter. I mean, there's

plenty, but I think some of them do... I mean, Tony Ferguson is fucking hideous. Which might explain why they... As as he like Tripp doing media for the UFC they're like yeah let's get let's take that belt back you look like a freak of nature Tony but I'm this is a rat race and I'm a turtle a Ninja Turtle my favorite'sardo what's yours yeah yeah just give us the belt yeah yeah listen you can get your ears clipped or go have fun at bellator that's the first thing that jumped out at me when i looked this guy up he's the one that um that went crazy and his wife had a

restraining order but that no longer has one oh yeah don't worry though he's he's sorted all of those mental issues out and he's good to fight next month. Yes. He's a normal guy. This is a very normal job. You never hear about these guys losing their shit. Or what was that famous woman one? Maybe it was Ronda Rousey, where she domestically abused her boyfriend a few times.

Wow. She's still in movies and does interviews because it's man, nobody cares. I think she had a history of domestic abusing a boyfriend. She'd have a hard time abusing her current boyfriend. Travis Brown is fine. The three of us might be able to beat up Travis Brown if we took him in his sleep. Yeah. Oh, man.

This guy could beat up 10 Ronda Rousey. This guy is 6'7". He's a heavyweight UFC... Well, he was a heavyweight UFC fighter. The three of us have to take him in his sleep. Yeah. We better lead hard. And one of us is going to have to be sacrificed. Yeah, absolutely.

Like, throw one of us into the meat grinder just to slow it down enough. I'm just going to go for that right arm, alright? Both my legs, both my arms, and my teeth are going into the right arm. What do you get the left? Taylor? Smash.

The only way you can do it is you guys jump on the right arm. One of you jump on the left. One of you jump on the right. And I come in with a one knockout headbutt. That is our only chance.t Doctor Strange has looked at 14 million You must find a large headed boy

Don't kill Taylor we just use the Hulk We don't understand the situation He was given an adamantium skull But they ran out So like In short order The Canes have lost two games I think They're down 0-2

Yeah they're down 2-0 And the Sixers Oh my gosh They got knocked out of the second round of the playoffs On a buzzer beater shot That bounced on the rim four times Before it went in And then Rose Namahunas loses her belt

And I'm like I'm not sure sports Are bringing me any happiness Like this is just all bad Dude the next event is great The next event has The next event is great It's Henry Cejudo versus uh um marion marias who i guess is the number one contender henry's the bad motherfucker it seems

and i didn't know until like the last two fights um valentina shevchenko who's my favorite female fighter because i think she's the most talented and she's gonna take that uh uh that she's gonna be the one to beat amandaunez. Kyle has been predicting her success for two years now. Absolutely. Because I felt like she won her fight against Amanda Nunez. I felt like it was very close. She's fighting Amanda Nunez?

She is not fighting Amanda Nunez. She is the champion, of course, at 125, and she is fighting, I was about to say Donald Cerrone, because they're like, they're columns. I was like, well, that won't go well. She's fighting Jessica Ai, not familiar with Jessica, but apparently Jessica's also a number one contender. But the big fight that they just tacked on like it was nothing is Tony Ferguson versus Donald Cerrone. Donald Cerrone

thing is tony ferguson versus donald serrani donald serrani fought two weeks ago and won okay he wants to fight in like a month from now or something like that like back-to-back camps and tony well he's been insane for about two months this is like that key and pill sketch where like they're they have like the ufc thing where like they flash back and forth between the fighters and they go to the first one he's like i'm gonna get him in the ring and he's going down and then they go to the other guy and he's like the lord guides my hand in the in the ring of battle when i take his heart and crush his soul he will know that I am the one. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take him down. Like, go back and forth. He's like,

he knows it's just a, we just talking here, right? Because if y'all have me fight an actual crazy person, that's not fair to me. I would love to see that play out In an actual UFC press conference

Like Donald's like I'm gonna go in there and do my business He gonna wish he hadn't took this fight And then It goes back to Tony He's like I nearly lost my wife and my children But next week

There's a wife and child that are going to lose their father. That's the line. He said that? No, this is Kyle. That would be his crazy, but Donald's like, well, that's a little fucked up, man. I mean, hell, my wife and kid's right there. They're here tonight.

What's Cerrone's kid's name? Cowboy Cerrone. Ferguson will be fighting prisoner 654 387 you'll know him from solitary and rikers he's chad the guard killer the guy comes out in one of those now we're gonna have to leave this on him Because he is a biter Do you know Donald Cerrone's kid's name?

It's something cool like Danger Danger Cerrone Such things are not in my wheelhouse When he comes out there And has his fucking kid I'm like I don't fucking care about your fucking kid Put your fucking kid back with your fucking wife who I also don't care about. Tell me how

you won the fight. Talk to me about your... Tell me how your kicks have improved so much at 38 or whatever you are now. That's what I don't get about following... How did you get a step faster in your late 30s, Donald? Tell me about that down there at the bad motherfucker ranch in Texas. Like, what are you doing

down there in Texas that motherfucker ranch in Texas. Like, what are you doing down there in Texas that's making you faster than younger, fresher men? Well, ever since I discovered the John Jones supplement program, I've really had a career comeback at 37 years old. I'm on the 905,000 regiment. Danger is his son's middle name, which is pretty badass. But they seem to go by Danger in, like, whenever the announcers talk about him and stuff

I don't get watching any of that kind of stuff for sports where it's like people get so into it like if it's your thing I guess but like when the People who are into sports. No. No, I'm saying this aspect I'm about to bring up like when people who are so into it They're like watching like this the athletes talking about things that have nothing to do with the sport like where it's like so what do you keep in your fridge henrik it's like what who who cares who fucking cares about what they have 70 kilos of rain the meat the only the only sports interviews i watch are ones where i see it linked on reddit and it's like hey this guy from kassistan can't speak English. I'm like, perfect.

I like to hear if, like, so for example, a guy like Tony Ferguson has a very unique workout program. That's related to the sport. That's interesting. Yeah. But I think to some extent, and I understand the point you were making, but to some extent the diet is important to me too. Like, I care what they're eating. Because not only is nutrition important as a professional athlete,

but they have that weight cutting horse shit. Yeah, eating was a bad example. Have you heard? Yeah, but I definitely see where you're coming from. Like I don't care what their favorite fucking TV show is. Yeah.

I don't care like what they did for their birthday. Like, like. Not at all. I'm a little different. Like, because these are interesting people and things they're interested in tend to be interesting too. Have you seen Donald Cerrone's cave diving story?

Yeah, it's real good. I think we talked about it on the show. He almost died. That is the worst hobby ever. I'd rather step in the ring with Rhonda's boyfriend than go cave diving. Because I've seen Descent and Descent 2. I didn't understand how dangerous cave diving was. And I heard that it was dangerous.

Like I knew it like intellectually, but not the details of it. But now like when you, you can hardly live, you never get that kind of blindness in daily life. You know, as dark as it was that one time you went camping, it wasn't cave diving, silty water dark. And yeah, just to hear these guys tell their stories,

shucks. JL Sonnen told a story recently where a real good fighter came. He was a guest of his school. The co-owner of the school didn't like that the guest, who was a good fighter, was sandbagging against the lesser known people so that when he went up against the co-owner of the school didn't like that the guest who was a good fighter was sandbagging against the lesser known people so that when he went up against the co-owner of

the school, Matt Linland, he would do a little better. Whereas Matt Linland was giving everyone his full effort and felt a little tired compared to the sandbagger. Well, Matt Linland sort of caught onto this, beat the fuck out of him,

need him in the face and kicked him when he was down, half knocked out. Jesus. What a cool guy. I know. Cool guy of the weekend. They call him, kick him when they're down, Matt. Dude, and he busted his face open,

and this guy had a big fight coming up, $5,000 payday, which was huge at this time for a non-UFC fight. They were all in awe, like, holy smoke, this guy's about to pull in five Gs in one night. That's a great night. So they're all amazed, and he had to pull out ofFC fight. They were all in awe. Like, holy smoke, this guy's about to pull in five G's in one night. That's a great night.

So they're all amazed and he had to pull out of that fight because Matt Lindland beat him up in training because he objected to the fact that he wasn't working hard enough against people who weren't Matt Lindland. Well, I don't care for that. Well, the way they run this gym is might is right. So, they get a guy who's tougher than Matt Lindland

to straighten out Matt Lindland, Randy C out Matt Linlin Randy Couture and Randy Couture says look man you've got to apologize everyone's scared and he's like what no like yeah you've got like this isn't right and you can't even come back here until you apologize to everyone so Matt Linlin goes and he's in front of everyone. There's like six people there. And he's like, all right, I heard you guys didn't like that I need him in the face and that I kicked him when he was dead. Was it you? Was it you who had to be out?

Was it you? He goes all red. It was you, wasn't it? It was fucking you. You're the one who's holding me. He goes to about four of the six people. None of them admit to being the one that told Randy Couture about him. So then he turns to Randy and goes, see, they weren't scared.

Problem solved. They dropped it. That's a good story. That's a good story. And it's better when Jail Sonnen tells it. It's a horrible story. I mean, it's a good story, but it better when jill sonnen tells it so a horrible story i mean it's a good story but horrible about what kind of person matt i didn't say happy ending shit dude matt lindland there is another matt lindland story that's how this one's quick but he was up again

he was a professional not a professional wrestler he was a high level wrestler like actual wrestler yeah and uh this guy got the best of him matt didn't like that they needed another like world tournament whatever this russian dude i think got the best of him cuban dude i don't know and uh matt didn't like that and they just happened to be exiting together like walking through an empty basketball gym nighttime the whole thing is done matt lost so matt wants to kick his ass for losing the wrestling match. And the other wrestler is like, oh, this is insanity. That's my Russian accent.

And he like backed down from the fight. So now Matt Lindland had the mental advantage he needed. He knew that that guy was scared to actual fight. And he never lost a wrestling match to him again. You know what I disliked about this UFC one? Because I watched at least five fights. No, more than that, I bet. When Anderson Silva came up, he's old school enough,

and I'm like, oh, I know who that guy is. I don't know who Cannonball is, but you know, awesome. Maybe an old school guy will reclaim his throne. That was my prediction as well. Like a round in, he took a kick in the knee and just immediately went down and wasn't

putting weight on it. And I was like, oh, wow. Okay, well, maybe you shouldn't have come back. Cannoneer crippled him. This makes you look kind of bad. He really kind of dominated you just by showing like, oh, this guy's old. I know where he's weak. I can do this.

Someday, 20 years from now, Taylor, you will be, I guess, 47, something like that, relating to the Anderson Silvas of the world and say, yeah, that sucks. Well, I'm not going to challenge Cannonball Jackson or whatever. You know, you put yourself like, what's the hypothetical best I can

be? Ah, writhing on the ground holding my knee. 46-year-old shouldn't fight. I love seeing that outcome. Really? You liked it? Oh, yeah. Anderson Silva's a piece of shit. He's always been a piece of shit. I could go on for a while about what a piece of shit he is.

The way he fights, it's been awful. Not finishing guys, not going hard, being a real, just showing off. He's a counter puncher. Other people like him, but I see where Kyle's coming from. Yeah, I really dislike him. I kind of't i i i just dislike him a lot and uh and i'm glad that now that he's old like we get to see like young guys just tool him up and just ruin him fight after fight um and and he has no intentions of retiring he said that before this one really oh yeah oh yeah he might change his afterward? He's got two or three more in him because he'll figure that. He's like, oh, knee give out.

Me can't fight some more. With that awful fucking broken English he's got. He sounds like Jar Jar Binks. Yeah, it's like Jar Jar Binks, but more high pitched. And even more broken English. Like there is a annoying alien from another planet who speaks better English than Anderson Silva and, and,

and with a deeper voice, it's, I hope he comes back and I can't think of the guy that they just give him another young stud to like kick the shit out of him. It was a night of leg kicks. I can't think of the fight that came on a few fights before that, but the guy got kicked to hamburger meat. The guy kicked in the legs until he was a cripple.

And I enjoyed that one as well. It's something you hate to see to a fighter you like, but if you don't know the guy or you dislike the guy, you love to see him take those awful, awful leg kicks. Cause like they're excruciating and you can see that the legs start welting and swelling and discoloring it's it's awful i got kicked by a girl who had really good kicks and it was like oh my god i don't want a man to ever do this to me it's dreadful uh yeah

i like the way matt hughes retired i bet kyle so matt hughes like he loses to bj penn he's like all right all right y'all career's not doing well you know like i want to go out on a win you know can we like wheel someone in here you know so then he loses to josh kachek josh kachek and he's like ah fuck it i'm retired that's how it is yeah he just he's done but i bj penn could learn from that one because bj penn go ahead i'll never forget his line which was like you know we had to find someone i could beat what if we wheel him in i was like there's a guy who knows who he is yeah bj pin doesn't know who he is bj pin got his all right i predicted a much more lopsided loss than what happened i will say that bj came out in the first round and looked fine

look fine he may have even won it. Some judge somewhere would say he won it. I'm not great at judging fights. I just kind of, I'm not counting punches and taking notes. I kind of have a feel for it. Okay. It's a little, little higher level than, well, that guy looks tired, but it's a little lower tier than when I counted 39 consecutive significant strikes, but he really had a lot of mat control. That's not me. I just kind of have a feel for it. I think that's the judges too. Yeah, I think it is.

Anyway. And I expected the Brazilian judges to be much more shitty than they were that night. To their credit, the Brazilian judges are better than the New York judges. Even with Americans and Europeans coming into Brazil, I thought it was going to be bullshit. I was ready for a night of, all right, well, Rose better get a finish. But that wasn't the case.

They did a good job. And the Brazilian fighters lost most of their fights until we got to the main event. most of their fights until we got to the main event. But BJ against Clay Guida, it was, by the end, he was really tooling BJ up. But BJ still had a little pop in him. It was clear that BJ's cardio

was almost gone by the second round, and it was just about all the way gone by the third round. He was breathing heavily. He was doing these weird breathing techniques in his corner. Getting as much oxygen in. He has a lot of heart.

He always had a lot of heart. I like that he fought. He fought at heavyweight. Guy belonged at 145. He's fighting guys at the 206 and higher class. It's outrageous. Yeah.

I enjoyed watching him get beat up. That was fun. I hope he keeps fighting. He's another one of those guys like Anderson. I want to see Anderson and BJ on every card. I want to see them come out. They're both limping to the cage. And for the third week in a row, BJ Pitt is here tonight in the building, folks.

That's right. I spoke to him before. They should have senior night for the UFC where they have the old folks. That's such a bad idea. Welcome to... There are sports where that's a good idea and fighting's not one of them.

Yeah, yeah. But it's such a bad idea. Welcome to the main event. Half the fighters found their way to the event tonight, so we are in for a treat. Half the fighters found... We're going to mix main event. Half the fighters found their way to the event tonight, so we are in for a treat. Half the fighters found... We're going to mix them up. We've sent runners out to look for the remaining half,

but no fear. We planned ahead for this. You know what would be funny? They're standing there putting on the Vaseline on them, and then as one last step, they put a Life Alert necklace on them. Or a Ben Gay on them and stuff. One of them takes a big hard hit and it's like,

oh, I can remember what my children look like. And then one more hit and oh, oh no. Oh no. No, that's a good idea. Dana White, you can have that one for free, bud. No charge. No charge.

Yeah, I would enjoy it. Mixed martial arts senior night. Get fucking the Iceman out there, too, for that. Let him come out every week. Chuck Liddell. Jesus. I had to process who the Iceman was. Well, he's already kind of beyond the pale fucked up, right?

Yeah, beyond the pale fucked up. Yeah. And it's not just the C fucked up yeah he's he's and it's not just the uh the cte or whatever it's called um it's it's also alcohol abuse um like extreme alcohol abuse i think oh that can't be a good combo with no throw a little cocaine in there don't forget yeah that's also good for you it's a lot of things it's a lot of things it's you know he was he was he was in a rough spot and then he did all those other things. Poor guy. That sucks.

It does. You know what happened? Dana White convinced him to retire before his market value was totally gone. His chin was gone. He got the job, right? The free job?

Yes. So quickly, before his chin was gone, Dana, he's the guy who got the job, right? Like the free job? Yes, so quickly. Before his chin was gone, Dana White was like, you have to retire. Keep getting knocked out. You can't win fights anymore. I'll tell you what, I will pay you 300 grand a year for the rest of your life so that you stop fighting. We appreciate what you've done for this company. They did that, I don't know,

13 years later, company got bought out. His deal was gone. Suddenly he's a fighter again i've never heard anything too bad about him about him like personally like you know you hear all kinds of stories about john jones and the things he's done sure you never heard about chuck liddell like i mean you hear about partying here but i'm having a good time overindulging but nothing like like like violence against women or uh scumbaggery of real... You know what I don't like? Violence against women, but even violence against innocents. You know?

Like, if I'm Superman... I'm okay with that. Like, I guess I'm okay with Donald Cerrone having only heard his side. Like, have you ever told... Donald Cerrone tells a story of someone who, like, kicks sand on his girlfriend. And I forget the start of boat boats got bumped together you're right about that but i want to say that didn't cause the problem

that it like they followed him onto the beach or something yeah they bump boats and and they're like you know it was on the out kicker there was some like gesturing and some talking shit and dunham was like i'll feed your huckleberry. He didn't mention the fact that he's top five 155 pounders on the planet. You're missing a key part of the story. Because at one point, the guy wants to fight, and Donald Cerrone, his girlfriend tells him not to. And he's like, you don't even understand that today is your lucky day

we're not gonna we're not gonna fight like that like that he he had decided to like you are i i would i'll i'll decline and i won't fight and uh then the guy pushed it and i think he he did some minor assault to the to ser's girlfriend. He might have kicked sand on her, knocked her hat off, or some sort of low-grade thing. And she gave him the go-ahead. And so Donald took it easy on the civilian, of course. Oh, no, no, no. That's an alternate reality.

He kicked him in the skull. Yeah, he had kicked him. Yeah. If you've never been, like, if someone's ever thrown a hit, they're surprisingly invisible. If you're not looking for it, right. And if you're a professional athlete who does it for a living, they're surprisingly fast. If you tried to kick something that was six feet off the ground, not only would you probably pull your groin, but it'd take a while for your foot to go from the ground to that six-foot object.

And then you'd be all off balance and be, like, staggering and, like did i hit it well don't serone does it it's a fluid motion like a praying mantis just went and and yeah the man was left unconscious on the beach there was a lawsuit there was a lawsuit yeah i i think when i heard this story it wasn't settled yet so i don't know how it ended well he's still fighting so yeah why are you doing so well i got to after that lawsuit god damn dude i my he uh he made a lot of money early in his career but he didn't pay his taxes so then like it wiped him out and uh there there's like a couple legendary figures in the sport motivated bj penn c-level cane and april 15th donald serrani are some of the toughest people in all of sports trt uh um vitor that's that's probably the prime one yeah yep yeah um you've you've briefly mentioned superman so i'm

going to turn that into bright burn discussion we talked about it a little bit privately, I think, but I just want to tell the audience. Brightburn? Yeah, Brightburn. It's a trailer for a new movie that's coming out. It's the one that's produced by James Gunn and written by his two brothers. James Gunn, of course, is the guy who made Guardians. It looks

awesome. I know the cast, but I don't know their names. What's the genre? So essentially it's this. Drama sci-fi. Essentially, this is the idea. Don't get it too tied in with the Superman thing. It's not like, what if Kal-El landed

and Martha Kent and whatever weren't good parents or something? It's not that because they're not saying this. This is not Kal-El. He's not from Krypton. But a baby does land on Earth just like in Superman. And a couple who don't have a child do adopt him just like in Superman. And the child does develop super powers much much like Superman's powers, just like in Superman. However, the difference is it's more realistic.

Because if you gave a kid the power to bend steel and melt things with laser eyes, he might not turn out well. And this kid is not. He'd be killing kids on the playground. There you go. And that's what we get. We get a murderous evil super'm down. This is cool. I have her boy who his parents are terrified of. And the,

the action looks scary as fuck. Let me read this. What if a child from another world crash landed on earth, but instead of becoming a hero to mankind, he proved to be something far more sinister with bright burn. The visionary filmmaker of guardians of the galaxy and slither present a startling, subversive take on a radical new genre, superhero horror. Yeah. If you watch the trailer,

it is scary as fuck. Because the kid, like... If you want to, it's just PKN. I'm definitely down. Because I've seen it three times. I keep watching with different people and every time I enjoy it more. Trailer one or two? I liked trailer two. It's two minutes and 40 seconds? Would you link it?

I will link it too. I'm going to race Taylor. Oh, son of a bitch. It's right there. I'm good to go. It's right there. All right. I'm good to go. Yeah, me too. I'm sizing it for this.

I think I got it. Ready, set, play. This looks so much Superman. It looks Superman-y. You are a gift. We believe that you came here for a reason. I know it's been difficult for you lately. That you feel different from other kids. Just the floor, Brian!

You are different. Caitlin, get my hand up. He's a creep. Help him up. I believe that you feel different from other kids. Just the floor, Brian! You are different. Caitlin, get my hand up. He's a creep. Help him up. What are you doing? I want him in handcuffs and I want him gone. Do you even know who his real mother is? I'm his real mother.

Let's go. Maybe there is something wrong with Brandon. I will never turn against our son. He's not my son! It's Roy from the office. Yeah. This is the mom who was just saying the boy should be in handcuffs, by the way. They don't make that connection.

Handcuffs aren't going to do a lot. Oh. boy around by chance there are believed to be no survivors among the 268 passengers on board no no no! Whatever you've done, I know there is good inside you. Tori!

No, no, no, you can't! i want to do good mom i do yeah yeah it looks pretty cool that's an interesting little little spin on it yeah that's gonna be a fun fucking watch right there. That looks dark as fuck. The one thing, I wish it had a better budget. It looked good to me. I saw that it took $7 million to make, which is pretty low for a movie. And I guess with that implanted in my head,

I couldn't help but notice that all the special effects were done in the dark. They just turn the lights off and he gets her they turn the lights off and he shows up and they turn the lights off and the door breaks you know what also creeped me out we could watch another trailer if you want did you see the first it you know with the children dealing with i never ended up seeing it because i saw like people talking about it here's the thing here's the thing it's not very good okay a lot of people think it's good. I didn't like it because the CGI annoyed me.

The sequel for the second one, however, which is basically if you haven't read the book or watched the original, the first part they're children. I think it's Derry. And they deal with this interdimensional demon that takes the form of a clown

because that's what's scary and it feeds on your fear. They defeat it. Then they grow up into adults, 30s, something like that, and it comes back. Now the sequel, they're all adults, so now we get adult actors.

It's people you'll recognize playing the roles of the children with flashbacks to be like, oh yeah, that's it's it's people you'll recognize playing these the roles of the children with flashbacks to be like oh yeah that's that kid it's creepy as shit the trailer creeped me the fuck out like you need to suffer through the first one to understand the second i remember it being a very long long movie well the original was oh maybe i'm not the one from a few years ago yeah you're thinking you're thinking of the one from the 80s or whenever it was made. That one's like four hours long.

I'll watch the It 2 trailer then and see if it looks worthwhile. Let's watch it now. I promise you, this is gonna be a... It creeps me the fuck out. I'll put in the time to watch It 1 if this grabs me. When's this come out? I don't fucking know. I'll check in the time to watch It 1 if this grabs me. When's this come out? I don't fucking know.

I'll check. Here, I have a link. It 2. September 6th. Oh, that other one, by the way, that we just watched, I think it's May 23rd, which is we do this is like a week and a half from now. That's not long.

Yeah, I'm going to go check that out. We just need to watch like the first, what is it? I'm just scrolling through to see how long. Yeah, the first two minutes and 15 seconds. Okay. Let's save just 40 seconds. Thanks. Alright, ready, set, play.

Oh, wait. Yes? May I help you? I used to live here. Won't you come in? It's the least I can do. Is it like you remember? Creepy old bitch. Well, you feel free to look around while I get the water boiling. Your hair is winter fire.

January embers. My heart burns that time too. what was in the background i couldn't see it that was the woman oh and she moved quickly is that the spooky thing she was being very odd very erratic it gets so very hot here this time of year that's fine well you feel like you could just about die but you know what they say about dairy no one who dies here ever really dies dies oh my god it's good strange strange oh my i had some cookies in the oven

before you came. Stay right there. I shouldn't impose. I'm gonna... No, no, no, no, no. I insist. I'd be at that fucking door. Your photos are lovely, Miss Kirsch. Are these your family? That's not a lovely photo. That's terrifying. What did he do, Mrs. Kirsch?

My father joined the circus. She's gonna come crab-walking out of there with cookies. Crab-walking? Look at her. Look at her. She's fucking naked now. Dancing? Nah, I'm on the old ladies team. That's cool.

She's cool girl of the week. Are you still his little girl Beverly? Only if she comes out breakdancing. Are you? Oh, shit. That's fucking terrifying. Yeah, this is sinister. It's actually begun.

And you get a look at what what the adult cast is stick together I'm not I think it changed the way I like it. Yeah Big fan Hello hello yeah i'll watch the first one to watch that that looks really really spooky that low lady look creepy as fuck that was terrifying clowns don't do it for me not the clown the the the old lady yeah also not the scariest thing i can think of. I thought she was funny and creepy and like I... She was naked back there doing a scary dance. Well, that part was funny.

Well, as you age, mature porn just starts to look like regular porn. That's not right to me. She's a little overprimed, but she's got some moves. She's clearly comfortable with her body because she has stripped butt naked in the middle of the butt naked the scariest movies are the ones

where it's not supernatural it's something that you believe to actually happen like a serial killer movie or a home invader movie or a catch you and kidnap you and torture you movie like those are spookier to me or a movie where

you're portrayed as a video game character and you fight your arch nemesis. What is that? I highly recommend you watch this. I haven't seen it yet. I'd love to watch this on the show. We can't watch it on PKA. He says it. This would be the place.

We may as well knock that out. I'm at 230. This is Wings of Redemption versus Sean Ranklin WWE 2K19. Wait, you're at 230? I think he means that he's talking about how long it is. Yeah, yeah. I think what this is going to be is we saw that walkout

where someone made the Wings of Redemption 2K19 character, and it was amazing. I think this is the fight. Let's do this. Are you ready? I'm ready. Set, play. I think this is the fight. Let's do this. Are you ready ready set? Yeah play You think you fighting Greenville look here listen wait didn't you used to have a Pepsi shirt on Now he's got a no more Sean Rankin shirt Wings is looking good. He's looking good. He's looking barrel-dusty.

That version of Wings, I think, kicks my ass. Oh, I like it. Look at his moves. Look how calm and zenny he is. Man, that's a ballsy-ass move to fight with your glasses on. Does Wings do that? I don't know. He looks girthy. I was hoping that was his signature move. I don't know. He looks girthy.

I was hoping that was his signature move. I don't know. And for the copyright strike portion of the video. Wow. Just a custom character. Yeah. So Sean Ranklin is a Ninja Turtle, I guess? No, he's Pepe.

He's a frog. Pepe the frog. Oh, and he's got armor on? Right. Pepe looks a little fitter. He does. Wait, Sean Ranklin's name is over wings. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Come on, Wings. Yeah, I'm thinking that too. Give Wings a win, would you? Full pride with us, apparently. This is so lopsided so far. I bet Wings pulls it out. This guy's unhappy with the ref. Oh no.

No, no. That's it? That's it. Oh, that was so lopsided. Quick and to the point. Yep. I like that that guy's allowed to have armor. And Wings is dead, apparently.

On the outside of the ring. He's just laying on the side. Wings is literally dead in this. This video would have been better if Wings won. That's my take on this. Then they could have set it up into a rematch. A trilogy fight, yeah. Wings didn't even...

You couldn't find three seconds in a row where Wings looked good in that except when he did that dive into the ring that was badass that was cool I couldn't do that I'd hurt myself well that was a little bit too lopsided for me I was expecting a war and what I got was a masker

do you sometimes those fights are fun to watch like the one guy just gets absolutely torn apart only in the U.S. not in like cartoons or someone we know by one of them and the other is a giant green Pepe I like to do one punch man

it was kind of good there oh did you finish season 2 is it over yet oh I don't know I didn't realize that you weren't like binge watching something that ended no the the next episode comes out i mean it comes out today but i'll get it tomorrow on hulu um it continues to be a real disappointment just a saitama has base is basically a side character now uh and it's focusing more on genos and uh the other heroes and they're dealing with a major issue where like lots of

villains are attacking at once and the villains seem to be now concerned with what their rank is they're like well you know they're like they're trying to like up their ranking and they're like oh well he's an s we just beat up an a-class hero we're much tougher than we thought we were or they're weaker than we thought we were i'm'm only a demon level threat. And they're just talking shit and stuff. And meanwhile, Saitama for, I'm going to say three, but I think that's being generous, episodes in a row. By the way, there's only like four. For three quarters of the season,

he's been going to a martial arts tournament. And he's been sitting there, waiting for his turn to fight. And you might think that'd be interesting, because he watches the other people fight, right? And there'd be some good combat they don't even show the fights i feel like it's a slow burn like they're trying to build something for you i bet it's gonna be garbage when they get to it because we know how he wins fights like like it's it the anime they're so cheap on the animation now like like like it's it this is this will be the last i predict this is the last season of uh of uh one punch man yeah because it's so it's so bad and i don't know if the fan base

feels the same way i do but before you had like we've all seen animation i don't know how to describe it but cartoon characters moving and doing things sometimes they just show like a picture of two cartoon characters and like pan the camera around like like literally and like like with sparkles like like it's clear they're cutting every corner they could to like get this thing out from from and i i guess the studio that it's coming out of they got like eight projects this year alone like like the director is completely different um none of the original animators are there. Originally, they had four different high-tier animators. It was one of those situations where everybody wanted to work with the director.

They were taking pay cuts. It was like the Patriots. They were coming in because they wanted to get on team whatever. Yakamoto. I mean, take a shot in the dark. Probably his fucking name. Kim. Yeah, Kim Yakamoto.

They wanted to work for Kim. Now that Kim kim's not on board all of them are like well fuck this i'll go get paid to like make some cartoons fuck each other somewhere or something because that's what they want in japan tentacle porn or something and it's it looks bad and the story's bad and it's upsetting because i really enjoy season one so, so much. So yeah, I'm going to keep watching for the rest of the season, but I predict this is the last season. I just watched the end of Veep. Do you know that show, Veep?

Never seen an episode, but I'm very familiar with it. Dude, that show is really funny. I did have some really funny moments. It's about politics, but it's not political. You can't even tell if they're Republican or Democrat, and they do that very intentionally. But, like,

the last season got deleted. I didn't realize it happened. I just sort of watched the last season. First of all, it ended really well, and that doesn't mean,

like, I don't want to give anything away. It wasn't a super happy ending, but they tied all the loose ends together, which is what I like in an ending.

That's where Lost failed. That's where a lot of these things failed. The character arcs all did a thing, and that made me happy. And second, just the dialogue. Oh, my God, it's killing me. It's so fucking funny. She's negotiating.

Like, hey, will you throw your delegates my way if I make you Secretary of Urban Development? And the guy's like, want secretary of state holy fuck if you're gonna ram a steel rod up my ass and fuck me with it would you lube it first and you're like aren't you the president of the united states like you know you have to watch it i also just like her a lot from seinfeld like there's a lot of nostalgia like of that actress so dirty and it's pretty funny, and she's hot. They were talking about death threats. This is a thing.

And someone got death threats, and that gave them a big bump in the poles. And she's like, I get death threats, don't I? Like, yeah, all the time, because she's horrid. And they're like, why don't we just release some of my death threats? And they're like, yeah, I'm going to stab you right in your saggy chin face. Not that one! Not that one! Someone else is like, you're like 65 years old.

Why don't you just die? Not that one! Make one up! Make one up that's not so insulting! It's pretty cool. That was funny. I may have to pick that up. I could always use a new show.

Man, I enjoyed it. I hope you do too. Yeah, we've been playing a lot of Rust. We are flourishing. We are flourishing in Rust. You were up all last night. Yeah, we were up all night um um i won't say i'm trying to avoid like telling what server we're on but like um one of the popular uh we're on one

of the popular youtuber server and he noticed our base and he tweeted a picture of it um it was um can you grab a screenshot i'd like to see it yeah you don't have to do it right now but like yeah i'm interested i can i can do both or just type his name in we can find it on his twitter um yeah i it's updated i i don't want to slow down the conversation but as i do this so you're doing really well do you worry because i hear you're doing really well and i think oh he's a pretty target now like like the better you do the more attractive you are to no attack um because we take we've been taking our profits and reinvesting them in the base um so there's there's very little profit to be had there or not at all it we you can calculate how much explosive

it takes to get into the base because each wall has a known quantity of explosives it takes to break and uh and they have to get to a certain part of the base to get the tool cupboard, which is basically control over the base. And they have to get to another part to get to the explosives, which is what they would want. And it's just, it's insane.

But the psychologist in me is like, that's the kind of thing somebody would say if they didn't want me to know how rateable their base was. No, you'll lose money stealing from me. I very much doubt it's rateable, given how many hours you guys are sitting there grinding away. Yeah, yeah. I found a picture of it.

Yeah, it's not rateable at all. It's pretty stupid. We took a YouTuber we took a uh youtubers you know they're youtubers who do like base builds like like do and they give you a tutorial on how to build it and they spend many hours in test servers like testing the the base build to make sure to make it as tough as they can make it and so we copied that and then we added just then we took his metal walls and we turned them into armor instead. Then we added more and more layers. Can I show this to people or is it a secret?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you can show it. I can show it. Not changing your mind? No, you can show it. We're not going to be on the server anymore anyway. This is our last wipe here. Oh, that's a really cool fortress.

Yes, you have an outside wall, and then an inner wall, and then in the center you have a building, which is armored, it looks like. Yeah, the black part of the building is high-quality metal armor. There's three layers of that uh each one takes 15 rockets uh to break um and uh and you have there's no way to know where the tool cupboard is there's no way to know where the explosives is so you'd even if even if i if i were raiding the base um it would take me about 80 rockets but spoiler it's all in a hole

in the background it could be see that's the thing like it could be anywhere like maybe I just put it in like those hidden stashes and put it out put it outside you know or like you see if you look around there's little buildings everywhere right see the little red buildings

on the hill those are all my buildings too if you look over the top right like corner of my walls those are also my buildings everything is mine um and they they they those are external tool cupboards they're making it so nobody else can build there making it so nobody can build a raid base there and it's improved upon this this was so what stops them from building a ladder to get over these walls? The top of the wall is covered in barbed wire. So as they're going over, it's hurting them a lot. As they go over.

They can. They absolutely can. It's not that they can't get in. It's that it's going to hurt them a lot to get in. It's not making the place impregnable it's just adding a huge layer of defense uh they can definitely get in but it's a matter of getting back out again with any loot oh that's right that's a that's a rust thing like it i talk about minecraft so many times in minecraft typically if you get in getting out as a piece

of cake um but yeah there's a a rest thing where you just fuck sometimes. You can't get out. I mean, they'd have to ladder back out, hurting themselves the whole way. They could get in and get out, but they have to get in to somewhere that's very difficult to get out with very viable explosives. So we might just kill them and take all their explosives. And now we have their explosives. And then the other thing is many copters are in the game now. So people that made it. So people just fucking fly into your compound.

They just land. So we've got a surface, we've got a surface to air missile turret on top of the base. And I put, that must be resource intensive. It for a normal man, it would be. But for us, it was just a paltry sum of scrap and materials.

We could afford a dozen of them if we needed to. We've got electricity hooked up now. There's one switch to turn electric lights on in the whole base. There's another switch to turn the SAM turret on. It's pretty cool what we've done at this point. Why are your walls so wavy? It's hard to fucking get them straight, man. I didn't do them.

I didn't do them myself. I'm a Rust player, not a Mason. Get off my back, Woody. Yeah. We're putting a lot of time in, but we're not going to get it straight. It's a little tough. You're not going for aesthetics. It's a little tough to get them straight, frankly.

I guess, because I didn't do them. There were some mistakes were made, but the walls work for what they need to do. If I hired a fencing guy and my fence came out like that, I would hire a different fencing guy to fix it. Well, I don't pay Mitty anything. I can't really complain. Mitty, I don't pay Middy anything. I can't really complain.

Middy, I don't mean to throw too many stones here, but that's some wavy-ass walls you're building there. Well, that deflects rockets from... Let's make something up. I wish. I wish that the... God, they've got the wavy walls. Ted, what are we going to do?

That's not the case at all. But yeah, we're just very rich. We haven't had anything awful happen to us this wipe. We just win, win, win, win, win. We beat players. We beat AI. We get lots of materials, lots of guns. It's going real well. It's fun.

Nothing bad has happened. Oftentimes bad things happen, and it's a crushing defeat. But I feel like at this point... Give it But it's going so well. Give it time. It's rust, right? You know, all you need to do is just motivate the wrong enemy. I am very careful not to motivate enemies,

and I'm very careful to eliminate anyone who's near me. Like, we went out last night. I say last night. I don't know what time it was. It's the opposite things, though. Yeah, they don't know who we are, though. You kill them before they grow up to be big enemies. If you let them start saving materials up,

then they can become a big enemy. But we go in with flamethrowers and burn their wooden bases to the ground and take off good things. You might be making enemies. If I wanted to make enemies, a flamethrower seems like a good tool. Yeah, maybe so. It's been a good time. good when's the white thursday so we're almost there oh shucks

it's two days from now yeah yeah so tonight we'll go out and do some crazy shit we tonight's the night where we'll just go go go hog wild with our explosives and blow a lot of shit up yeah that i know what he what we used to do is as before the wipe we had a special event and then there was you guys white much more frequently but there'd be like a hall of fame plaque on who won that uh refresh I guess we called it you know like this is the you know fall 2018 winner and and then they would it was it was kind of a big deal to get your name in the spawn like that like it was a cool thing i wish the rust guys could do something neat other than just turn off your work yeah i that that would be interesting i guess and they're different

servers have different wipes you know but but a week is nice because if you get your shit pushed in three days into a wipe you might not want to come back you know you you get you get you really get a hit i don't know how hard it is to get like a diamond sword which i'm assuming is like the best weapon in minecraft but like it's hard to get an ak and it's labor intensive to keep making a case if you're losing a case so like if you get if one guy gets super powerful and he's just pushing everybody down it could be a situation where it's like well i don't even play anymore though when i i don't even get to see those guys before they just insta kill me you know i've got a fucking bow here and

he's got an ak i have to shoot him like seven times and he's got meds that he can instantly heal himself with and he's got a sniper rifle they can see me from half a mile away with it's the world's not big enough for you to grow outside their vision? Well, there are monuments that exist in the world that provide the good resources. And so they'll often live near those. And if you don't live near those, it's hard to get that leg up again. And sometimes they'll go so far as to walling off the monument. They'll take these walls that I've got and they'll put them around the monument and the monument will be something like a lighthouse

is a low tier monument a gas station low tier monument there's a recycler in those things there's a couple of nice crates that'll spawn in there that randomly give you maybe a medium tier item but some of these guys tear off the big monuments they'll cure off they'll they'll they'll wall off like stone quarries and sulfur quarries and metal quarries and uh they'll monuments they'll cure off they'll they'll they'll wall off like stone quarries and sulfur quarries and metal quarries and uh they'll do they'll do silly stuff uh it's it's it's hard to deal with a motivated group of a lot of guys because there's usually only like two or three of us and there there's an island across the not too far from us there's 20 something guys who are all just kind of friends and they've just

agreed to like let's make this our island and they have and they have a gargantuan island where that's just all them i know it's time to wrap is the map the same every time like can you learn the map like cod like you can't no it's it's always like this random generated thing and players will like vote on the map before the wipe. And, you know, the monuments are all like randomly scattered. We're in a nice area where we're like within three monuments, like like all in this small circle, maybe four. We picked a really scary area to live in. All right.

Is this picture taken from helicopter? Yeah. Yeah. I'll show it one more time yeah i was just looking at the foreground all right pkn 247