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pkn episode 248 are you disappointed with the uh blues taylor not yet not yet they haven't given
us a chance uh this year to be disappointed yet but as soon as you started rooting for the
hurricanes you asshole swept out of the playoffs that was my bad but uh to catch you up kyle because
i'm sure you don't you don't pay attention what what the fuck's going on. So the Blues in the first round.
I'm not sure.
I don't even know how many rounds there are in MLB.
In the NHL, there's the first round, second round, conference championship, and then the Stanley Cup.
So there's four total rounds.
Last time the Blues made it to the Stanley Cup final was 1970, where they got swept by the boston bridge i wasn't born
then because at the time the way they did it is they had just made a bunch of new teams in 1967
and they're like well let's just make it so all these six new teams and the six old teams are in
the different conferences so at least one of the new teams can make it and then every time the best
expansion team which was st louis made it and they got
swept every time because they're playing against teams that have been around and that was still
in montreal was like i don't actually think it is fair that you can use a play out if they are
born within 100 miles of the city that we have deep on our montreal french can
within 100 mile of quebec and it's like, you realize that's like 40% of hockey players.
It's 1967.
You're beating the shit out of everyone.
Those fucking frogs.
But anyway.
And that's racist.
Anyway.
They do eat frogs.
I've had frogs.
Although if you call a Mexican a beaner,
it's definitely racist. The fact that they eat beans is irrelevant. I don't understand. Although if you call a Mexican a beaner, it's definitely racist.
The fact that they eat beans is irrelevant.
I don't understand the insult.
If you call French Canadians frogs, it's very upsetting to them.
And maybe French people, but definitely French Canadians.
Anyway, carry on.
Stop eating frogs.
We'll stop calling you frogs.
Stop eating beans.
I don't think that's the genesis of it, but carry on.
It absolutely 100% is.
So if the Blues win tonight, so the Blues are up 3-2 against the San Jose Sharks.
We beat Winnipeg Jets in the first round, Dallas Stars in the second round,
and now it's been a hard-fought series at San Jose,
but ever since they had Game 3 handed to them to take a 2-1 lead in the series,
that was the hand-pass thing.
That really pissed the Blues off that just, that really pissed
the Blues off apparently, because since then the Blues have dominated them in two games and scored
seven goals to their one. And the Blues play a very heavy hitting style of hockey. Of course.
To that, San Jose is not used to playing it. And so they have multiple people who are out with
injuries at this point, just because they've been because they've been getting drilled over and over and over
for six games.
Or I guess five games.
This is game six.
So if the Blues win tonight, we're going to the Stanley Cup
to probably get swept by the Bruins again.
And so I'm very excited.
That'll be super cool.
They can still fuck up and ruin it, which would be so bluesy.
One of the loosiest things to ever blue. I'm not counting my chicken.
I'm not counting my chickens before they hatch. I'm just very excited that it's happening.
I'm giving you permission. This will be the first time in your lifetime
that your hockey team has made it to the Cup.
They could still lose two games.
If they make it to the Cup, it'll be the first time in my my lifetime it'll be the first time in anyone's lifetime who was born in 1970 or
later yeah a couple generations of people have have never seen this happen before it's like
yeah two generations of upset fans like fucking hayley's comet every time every every 80 years
the blues get a shot yeah it really is it's almost that but like
man like it is funny because i'm sure woody followed all the uh stuff like on subreddits
and stuff and i'll go to like certain team subreddits and see how they interact and it's
always like the smaller fan bases who like you know fucking the bruins will be like you know
those fucking cunt penguins were the worst, or this other team
were the worst.
Their fans sucked.
But man, the Carolina Hurricanes fans, very classy bunch.
And it's like, it's just because there were 14 of you for every one of them in a game
day thread.
So if they said anything out of line, you just buried them immediately.
And so, but Sharks fans are bitch moaning and complaining as if they haven't had three games handed to them.
And everyone knows.
Everybody knows, Sharks fans.
Everybody knows.
Like your previous opponents, they're still not too stoked on it.
The Vegas Golden Knights from the first round are like,
that should be us right now.
Like, not you.
But anyway, I just, I'm super happy that it doesn't look like Joe Thornton,
that bearded, old-ass fuck, isn't going to get a Stanley Cup,
that dirty piece of shit who it seems everybody has memory hold all of his nonsense.
So fuck that guy.
I would rather watch the Bruins get another Stanley Cup than Joe Thornton get one.
Me too.
Yeah, screw them.
And I also don't want the Washington Capitals just won their first Stanley Cup last year.
If the Sharks won this year,
that's yet another cupless team that's beaten us to the punch.
And they've been around for literally, I think, 26 years.
We've been around for 54.
At least the Golden Knights didn't win it.
Because that would have been a real slap in the face.
Yeah, their first year.
One for one.
I would have been okay with them winning it.
Because then it would have been like, okay.
They literally rigged the expansion draft to make them competitive off the bat so that if Oakland got moved, they wouldn't. They didn't do that for Atlanta.
Did they rig it though?
Yeah, absolutely.
No, no, no.
That's not what rigging is, right?
What they did for people listening is they changed the rules so that an expansion team was more competitive out of the gate.
They did not know that they were going to get to the Stanley Cup Finals.
They didn't see that coming.
But they were like, you know what?
We don't want this team to suck for 17 years.
That would blow.
It absolutely would.
Rigging was the wrong word to say there.
I should have said that I wouldn't have been as disappointed
if the Vegas Golden Knights won because it would have been like,
okay, they got the most advantageous possible treatment
of any expansion team that has ever existed.
They made an all-star team.
The Thrashers didn't get that?
No.
At the start of the season, Taylor said they were going to suck
and get butt-fucked because they kind of got everyone's like,
I'm making this up.
Middling, did you say?
I don't know.
I didn't think they were going to be that bad compared to like Buffalo and shit.
But I remember most people being very surprised at how well they did. All these players that were kind of like cast off also ran.
This is the eighth best player on every team.
Suddenly they put them together and these guys are having career years.
So many guys having career years.
And then this time they got what?
First round of the playoffs knocked out?
So I think they were better than they were targeting,
but I just don't want to be like...
The career year thing was definitely true.
They pulled a guy named William Carlson,
who was like a third or fourth
liner nobody gave a fuck about this dude he scored 43 goals last year do you know what percent of
nhl players score 40 goals ever in their whole career like maybe a percent yeah like if you're
if you score consistently 20 or 30 goals a year you're like a very solid reliable goal score is the all-time
best goal scorer as far as like the era corrected he lives in you can't compare anybody to gretzky
it's just not fair it's not fair you can't compare anybody to him but like he's the only
guy who consistently pots 50 a year and that's insane so regardless we don't have to stay on
hockey for too long i do understand kyle's frustration in that when the Thrashers had their first and second expansion team given to them,
it was basically like every team in the league, like Gary Bettman calling around and being like,
all right, who's the worst person in your franchise?
All right, well, instead of him, pick a minor leaguer and send him to you.
Really?
Really? Really? Heroin? Well, let's hope he kicks it down. Hot lamp. all right well instead of him pick a minor leaguer and send really really really heroin
well let's hope he kicks it down hotlanta and then fucking atlanta got so lucky that they
they got uh kovalchuk who really an outstanding hockey player and he got so tired of being on a
terrible thrashers team that couldn't get a win that he's like this is bullshit i'm going back to russia he literally did that he just went back to russia and then showed up he's the only person who's ever
made that that decision yeah yeah that would be interesting if uh if if we got another a third
extent expansion team and they get and they did they did did for us what they did for the gold
knights i guess that is the rule now. That's what they do.
I would probably get into it if we had a team,
just like I've gotten into soccer now that we have one of those.
Oh, yeah.
I think we're getting a soccer team now, maybe.
Really?
We're in the paper as like,
Raleigh's making this offer and that offer.
We're going to build a stadium,
but we don't really think we'll get a team.
Oh man.
Is it that hard to get a soccer team?
I bet it's really expensive.
That's a pretty serious stadium.
I don't,
I don't,
did they just do it at a football stadium?
I don't even know where,
where my team plays.
I think they're the Atlanta United,
which apparently is like one of the better teams in major league soccer.
Soccer field is way bigger than the football field though.
Like you need your own kind of stadium,
right?
Yeah. It shows what I know.
I honestly don't know.
I think you're right.
The football stadium is huge.
I don't know if an MLS soccer field is the same size.
I don't even know how that shit works.
Yeah, I'm just totally ignorant about that sport and how it's played.
I remember for the World Cup, they had to modify the Meadowlands to fit the field.
Yeah, yeah. they had to modify the meadowlands to fit the field yeah yeah we uh mercedes-benz stadium is colossal and it's pretty brand new um i've i haven't been to it yet but i've driven past it
and it is real fancy we've got a couple of new stadiums i guess like the baseball stadiums on
suntrust park or suntrust field or whatever yeah the next two mls teams are between sacramento and st louis and that's funny
because it's me and chiz and i could not give less of a fuck i hope i hope they get it just
just because he now you're gonna get it because i i have a lot of friends who really want it to
come here and they're like they're like dude taylor when we get an mls team you got to come to a game, man. And I'm like, oh, man, that's an idea.
So
next two is between those
and Raleigh's not on your article
there. I just looked at the art. It was
third highest,
like the next tier of team was Phoenix
that they might get it. I didn't scroll down.
Oh, God, how would you like to play a
fucking full length game of soccer in
Phoenix, Arizona?
I'm not sure Hotland is a lot better.
Oh, it's so much better.
You've been to Phoenix?
It is a testament to man's arrogance.
I don't think I've been to Phoenix.
What is it from?
King of the Hill.
This city is a testament to man's arrogance.
Peggy says that to Bobby when they get out, and it's like screaming hot.
It's like you can see the heat rays in the air
like the mirage
how do people live here
it's normal for their yards to be
landscaped with just rocks
that's how New Mexico is
like Albuquerque
they put those multicolored
pebbles in their fucking yard and shit like that
they just give up on the whole idea of
grass it's just mulchored pebbles in their fucking yard and shit like that. They just give up on the whole idea of grass.
It's just mulch
or pebbles. Those are your two options
for landscaping. It's a wasteland.
I wish we could talk Game of Thrones.
We're probably saving it for the show one last time.
Yeah, we'll save it for the show. It'll be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody give their... All that you're allowed to say
is your out of 10 rating.
Okay. That's all you're allowed to say is your out of 10 rating okay that's all you
have to say no i just want to know this what are we rating the season or the episode or the
whole episode let's take it to just the episode because that's what we've been doing thus far
um man that was a bad episode um i don't know i i give it a
a five i guess i give it a five uh it wasn't the three that uh i gave um an episode or two ago
uh but it was better than that i thought there was some i won't go into i i like some of the
cinematography a lot i like there were pieces of that i know probably one you're thinking that we
haven't you absolutely do everybody does it was beautiful it was when i saw it i was just like
holy shit somebody who knows how to make
make fucking movies come up with this idea um so five out of ten for you yeah for me
i'm gonna say four out of ten hmm yeah i'm gonna go seven and i don't want to get too deep into it
but i'm just happy that they answered a lot of questions i Shifting away from Game of Thrones, I feel like a lot of times,
whether you go Sopranos or Dexter
or heaven forbid,
Kyle, help me with the Western
that's from HBO.
Older than that.
They ended too soon.
Deadwood.
Oh, Deadwood.
Well, they're coming back with Deadwood.
They're making that full-length movie
as their last episode.
I hope so.
But Deadwood, Dexter, Lost
is a fantastic example
there are a lot of things it just didn't really answer all the questions whereas at least game
of thrones ended not giving a lot of credit for that there is a new show that you guys need to
watch before pk if you possibly can it's called chernobyl it's a mini series on hbo fantastic
fantastic show um you'll recognize some of the actors if you really look carefully but a lot of Chernobyl. It's a mini-series on HBO. Fantastic! Fantastic show!
You'll recognize some of the actors
if you really look carefully, but a lot of them are in makeup
and stuff. It's about the Chernobyl nuclear...
Yes, it's about the nuclear
disaster in Chernobyl.
It is fascinating.
The first episode is like an hour
and 20 minutes long.
I think maybe they're an hour long after that.
I didn't really pay attention, but every time time i think the third episode came out last night i haven't watched it
yet that's i just realized that i hadn't watched it and i'm and as soon as we conclude here i'm
going in the living room and fucking drawing the curtains and playing episode three because this
shit is great obviously we all know about chernobyl and you know even if you're not a historian you
know the broad strokes that some bad shit went down and a reactor melted down and there was fallout and we all played call duty 4 and you got
50 000 people used to live here now it's a ghost town
but but you get that and man is it really really good um you you have this like soviet
arrogance and ignorance where like not to spoil much but the disaster happens right and there's
a big explosion yeah that's not and there's the guy running the the it's like the titanic sinks
yeah yeah well well essentially the captain of the Titanic
is there. I'll draw some
parallels since you mentioned that. It's like the captain is there
and the shipmate
storms into the bridge. He's like,
Captain, we've hit... He's Scotty now.
We've hit an iceberg. There's water pouring
into the engine rooms.
That's impossible.
Take him to the infirmary.
He's hallucinating.
I saw a viral tweet or something,
or a Tumblr post or something people were making fun of
a couple years ago.
And it was someone who was just like,
y'all know this movie about a real boat?
And it was Titanic.
And it made me think,
it was like, man, if this person is like 16 or something
was born in 2002 like yeah they might not have ever yeah if someone's young watching this chernobyl
is a city in russia and it had a nuclear nuclear reactor for energy and it went really bad it
melted down yeah 30 years ago something like that i'm gonna
watch this show especially like miniseries are easy for me to get into because i know
31 years ago i did a good job yeah yeah something like and i'm guessing on the 88 it's somewhere
right in there like it might have been 86 that's the year i was born which would be 33 years
irrelevant but but in in the late 80s this shit happened and and you got to
think gorbachev is running the place still a still the soviet union you know this isn't even russia
yet right so the secrecy is paramount and and like i said like they're going to like the new
the guy who runs the plant like like who's hands-on they're like yeah he's like oh well we
just need to make sure that the cooling tanks are still pumping water into the reactor core.
And the guy's like, the reactor core is gone.
It's a trench.
That's impossible. Could you explain to me how an RXMB reactor explodes?
Well, no, I can't explain it exactly.
Well, Alan threw a grenade in it.
because alan threw a grenade in it and like there's this part where the guy they forcibly sent they're like you go and you fucking look you look in there and he's like all right and he like
looks off this catwalk and there's the he looks directly into the fucking reactor core and
essentially it's exposed rods of uranium 235 burning at 2000 degrees and
the air itself is being irradiated and turning green and it's just going it looks like an arc
welder it looks like an arc welder the size of a house down in a hole that's burning green and
it's just it's like something out of the lord of the rings when you look into the mountain of yeah
it's just going when he goes to the witch kings hideout Mina smorgel and
it's got that green shoot apt that he sees that and when he like slowly backs
away cuz he's a nuclear engineer he knows he's dead yeah and his face became leukemia man. It's not a good superpower. He can make it to the toilet
in a single bound.
He's immediately blistered red and he
just walks away knowing that
I'm dead.
I'm dead tomorrow. There's a parallel
I was waiting for opening.
There's a movie. I think it might be called Deep Blue.
Anyway, boat sinks in the middle
of nowhere and two people with
scuba diving equipment last as long as they can, and they die.
And it's the story of their struggle.
Dude, you made all this up.
You don't know what they did.
There's no survivors in this thing.
It's just two people whose boat sank and died, and you never found the bodies.
How did you make a movie about this?
You don't know.
So how exactly this guy and his thing,
I wonder if there's any survivors to tell the story.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of survivors.
Yeah, a lot of them.
And a lot of them.
From that room?
Well, not from that room.
That guy in particular, he melted before he got very far away.
Did anyone who saw it live long enough to tell the story?
Yes.
And that's kind of a key thing about this.
There's a guy who's telling the story, and this miniseries opens with him recording all
this on cassette tapes.
Okay.
And he's a key figure.
He's a nuclear...
He's the expert on that reactor who they call in when when everybody finally agrees that actually no when he gets there they're still like would you explain to me how an rxmv nuclear
reactor explodes he's like well no i can't but that's graphite on the roof that's what's around
the rods down in the reactor core so if that if there's chunks of that on the
roof then the reactor has exploded it's uh it's it's real good and you get you get so frustrated
with the fucking soviet fucking everybody's afraid of the guy above them right like because
shit rolls downhill and and and everybody's like well it's not our fault boys it's not our fault
alexi alexi was the guy looking at the controls, okay?
We all know it was Alexei's fault, right?
And then the guy above him is like, with his equals, they're like, it's okay, guys.
Dimitri.
Dimitri was running the plant.
Everybody knows, right?
And then the guy above him is like, Sir Kimanov, he is in charge of that whole division there.
So wait, shit was rolling uphill, it seems.
Well, like everybody up higher
is blaming the guy down below them.
So it's definitely rolling down
because by the time you get to Gorbachev,
he's just like,
what are we going to do now?
And they give him like the nightmare scenario
of like, well, if we don't act now, and by now I mean in the next six hours,
the entire continent will be irradiated.
About 100 million people will be exposed.
Cancer rates are going to go up about 85%.
All of Ukraine, Lithuania, Slovakia, name all these countries that will be uninhabitable.
Most of the radiation will be gone in
50 years, but some of it won't
be gone for 50,000 years.
I hope they include a quick geography lesson in this show
because I don't really know where all these places are put.
At the time, it'd be much easier because you'd be like
the entire East Block.
I'm going to need Google Maps
to watch this.
It might help, but very good.
Very good acting. Really good special effects, I thought,
for what it is. They probably had a decent budget.
And some good actors, good acting.
I recognized, like I said, a few of the actors.
I can't name them, but
they're like those supporting actors that you might
you'll recognize from like half a dozen
good shows that you've seen before.
Man, I'm down to watch this. This sounds interesting.
I'll check it. I was going to watch something else, but it comes out
in June. Black Mirror. Oh, of course. Yeah, that comes back. Three sounds interesting. I'll check it. I was going to watch something else, but it comes out in June. Black Mirror.
Oh, of course.
Yeah, that comes back.
Three episodes, which is not a lot.
But three episodes are coming out in June.
Yeah, that's an odd season.
Oh, no, it's a British show, so it's a series.
This is series four.
But we only do three episodes, because fuck you, we can do what we want.
Yeah, I'm looking for more.
I'm looking for more. I'm looking for more.
What's the one about the British,
the Birmingham street gang of thugs?
Oh, Peaky Blinders.
The Peaky Blinders.
Yeah, I could deal with some,
I could deal with some more Peaky Blinders.
I'm a big fan of that.
Is that still going?
That did not hook me.
It's okay.
I guess it is still going.
Oh, yeah.
It entertained me,
but at no point was it one of those shows that when I wasn't watching it,
I was like, man, I wonder what's going to happen in Peaky Blinders.
Whereas with Game of Thrones, with even stuff like Oz from The Sopranos,
I've seen those kind of shows.
I'd be thinking about it.
I'm sure when I start, I decided I'm going to finish Sopranos before I do Wire.
I have this.
So I need to jump back into Sopranos.
Do you guys watch British tough guys, UK tough guys,
and assume they're not tough at all?
I recognize the intellectual disconnect here,
but whenever I see a gang of slightly chubby, pasty white guys,
I'm like, huh, I wonder how many of them I could take,
as if I'm some sort of superhero.
And these aren't full-grown normal men.
You do remember why they call them the Peaky Blinders, right?
Because they blind you.
Because they blind you with a hat full of razor blades.
That's their opening move.
I know.
That's silly.
James Bond did that too, and it was just as silly back then.
No, but moving away from Peaky Blinders just a little bit,
when I see all sorts of shows about hooligans or hoodlums or gangs
and people dealing with bullies, maybe school kids or something,
and then I see the bully is an overweight British kid,
I'm like, the fuck?
How do these people have...
They don't...
America's got some better bullies.
I don't know.
These guys look like NFL players.
You ever see that movie about Charlie Bronson,
like the most dangerous British prisoner?
Oh, yeah.
I've seen it.
It's got Tom Hardy in it.
Tom Hardy.
That's a really good movie.
With that mustache.
It's a true story.
This guy...
I think you've talked about it before on the show. think it's on netflix it is fucking good um this guy was a bad bad motherfucker
he just kept making mistakes and kept getting more and more time it kept getting more and more
bad like he's like you're like oh my god he did that and then he tops it and just kept getting
crazy what was that in that in that show where he's in the prison room and he kidnaps one of the guards
and he's in the garden sitting down and you know,
Bronson's taking his shirt off and he's a very big guy,
you know,
real muscular,
you know,
very muscular,
not like a ripped,
but like a thick guy,
like a barrel chested,
thick guy.
And he's got guards sitting there just terrified.
Like,
what are you going to do with me?
He's like,
I think, you know, what I'm going to do. And he's like stri sitting there just terrified, like, what are you going to do with me? He's like, I think you know what I'm going to do.
And he's like stripping off and getting naked.
And he's like, loop me up.
And just hands this guy a big thing of butter to start like smearing on him because he's getting ready. He's like, those guards are going to be here any second.
Quicker, quicker, quicker.
Now, now.
Enough.
And he's getting buttered up everywhere.
And he turns around and makes the guy butter up his ass.
And as soon as he's done, he turns around and pushes the guy away.
Other guards come in, and he's butt-ass naked, covered in butter,
just sliding out of grips and throwing punches.
They can't grab him.
They can't grab one of them.
They come in at riot gear.
Yeah, that's such a good scene.
My mind went crazy.
Like, what are you going to do to me? I think you know. Let's start lubing up. That's such a good scene. My mind went crazy. Like, what are you going to do to me?
I think you know.
Let's start lubing up.
Yeah, and I'm like, I've got a couple ideas here, and I don't like any of them.
Because he just handed him a thing of butter.
He's like, what are you going to do to me?
Yeah.
Lube me up.
My response would be like, well, all right.
If I get eaten other places,
then I'm just going to...
That wouldn't end well.
It's all greased up.
And I'm thinking like,
if I'm one of the guards,
and I like, shink, look in there,
and he's all shiny.
And I think he'd made, like, a makeshift, like, he'd wrap, like, rags around his fist or something.
And maybe put, like, a metal thing in there.
Like, he'd made himself, like, bullshit prison weapons.
He's, come on in.
Like, he's excited for this fight.
He wants it.
He could just lay on the floor, and they'd take him away.
He wants to do battle.
And then they come in, and they take him away he wants to do battle and then they come in and they do battle he would
keep going to prison for like initially not very serious things or it'd be like all right well
you stow that and you're gonna be in the can for the next 18 months and then like after nine months
he'll have racked up another 12 years because of how many people he's fought and how many guards
he's assaulted yeah and like just he took pride in being you know england's toughest prisoner yeah you know he he really
cut a rug on people's faces a long long time ago i was probably 21 i applied for a job and the guy
interviewing me taught decision making to prisoners and was fascinating. We talked about him a little bit and he's like, you know, they're all in there just because for a heartbeat, they didn't make
the right decision. Somehow it wasn't clear to them that the consequence for going left when
you should have gone right on this thing is huge. And he's like, so, you know, I go in there. He,
he was very proud of the recidivism rate, if I pronounced that right. It was much lower for the people that he sort of coached
than it was for the people that he didn't.
And it burned into my head like,
man, some people just don't see awful decisions
that they're making.
This guy, he stole something.
He could get out in 18 months
and have a regular normal life.
Yeah, and it wasn't even stealing out of malice.
I want to say that he stole an engagement ring because he loved a girl.
It was something like that.
It was something like that.
Still a poor decision, right?
Oh, yeah, but it's not like he burgled an old lady and beat her up.
You think to buy drugs or just to profit and, just to profit and like live a fancy lifestyle.
Like he wanted to get married.
You know, it's it's it's certainly not stealing bread to feed your children.
But it's somewhere between that and like beating up an old man, an old pensioner or something to like go party.
OK, yeah, yeah.
There was no violence.
Go ahead, Taylor.
Oh, no, yeah. There was no violence. Go ahead, Taylor. Oh, no, no. This is a totally different thing I just saw online.
When the Blues were in last place on January 2nd this year,
a guy in St. Louis, Scott Berry,
bet $400 on them to win the Stanley Cup.
And if they win the Stanley Cup because of the odds he got,
they'd go from $400 to $100,000.
Wow. They need to win five out of their next eight games yep and so that's whoo that would be the coolest way to make a bunch of money ever like just a bullshit pick like that where it's like
they're the worst team in the league i'll throw a couple hundo on there and that guy
some at the in game seven of the Dallas series, which was last round,
someone offered to buy the ticket or the bet off of him for $20,000.
He said no.
Wow.
So clearly he's doing all right for himself
because I may have taken that deal.
I think I'd have taken that deal too.
At this point, I wouldn't though, right?
Let's say they're in the cup
because I think they're virtually in the cup.
I would say they've got a much better than a one
in five chance of winning you take 50 though 50 i might i might it's a little it's hard to gauge
though because like boston and st louis are very well matched teams like they're they're very
favorite similar style very heavy hitting the blues a little more heavy hitting the the bruins
have the edge in goaltending but goddamn the bruins walk to the stanley cup finals has been a lot easier than
the blues like words hurt like carolina is a good team but they did they were too novicey like they
the bruins rolled them who else did the fucking bruins play uh uh toronto a team that couldn't hit you if you stood there and dared
them to you know it's columbus a team that hits pretty hard but like they're coming in with way
less strain on their bodies and the blues are if the blues make it remember how kyle's picks were
so much better than taylor's if taylor st louis to win the cup pick comes to fruition he might
be the best choice of the thing.
I don't know how you score those.
I don't know.
My first round was bad.
I don't know how you score them either.
Sometimes every round counts for the same amount.
So that last game counts as much as the first set of games.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I think I did have the Bruins to the Eastern Conference Finals too.
So maybe it wouldn't be that bad.
Yeah.
If you called the cups, yeah, then you might maybe it wouldn't be that bad. If you called the Cups,
then you might have something
going on there.
I thought Pittsburgh was going to be in the Cup.
I saw Conor McGregor did
an interview with...
Tony Robbins.
Did you listen to any of it?
I got bored about halfway through.
I thought it sucked. It was just them
jerking each other off non-stop about how hardworking and wonderful and dedicated they are.
How they've never had an ounce of luck in their entire flipping lives and that they just got there through dedication and gumption.
Who's Tony Robbins?
He's that motivational speaker.
Like seven foot tall?
That weird looking guy?
I think you'd know.
Weird looking.
Yeah, I skipped the first 20 minutes because I didn't care about that.
I thought it was pretty good though.
I like, you know, Connor believes in that sort of, that's the secret or whatever, you know, visualizing, you know, the things you're, and making them happen for yourself.
So it's always interesting hearing him talk about that.
And he talked about the Habib fight.
He talked about the Mayweather fight.
And then I turned it off.
I might be interested in hearing about
his hardships because and this is true on a similar note on youtube videos i really enjoy
the struggles that people go through more than just people's like non-stop victories and uh
he talked about being a plumber um and like he was like there i was i'm not even a certified
plumber you know i'm the guy who's got to go get the tea and go to the store and buy the copper pipe.
Yeah, yeah.
But he talked about it just jerking himself off the whole time.
Like, I came from the lowest of lows.
I'm so motivated.
This is the source of my motivation.
He was flattering himself enthusiastically for the first 30 minutes of this interview and it's like that's
not like him no i get it but like i want i prefer a guy who has a little bit of humility in there
who has a little bit of like like a self-awareness even you know like he seems to lack self-awareness
he's so freaking proud of himself. And I quit halfway through.
I was waiting for that.
Maybe I'd like to hear him talk about the Khabib part.
I don't know.
How did it go?
Did he just talk about how great he was?
Yeah.
Did he really?
Yeah.
It's hard to find 10 seconds in a row of that fight where he looked good.
I have broken foot.
It doesn't help
for people who don't know mma culture is a funny thing if you say like oh well i went in there one
handed all the fans jump on you and say like no you're making excuses you're trying to invalidate
the other guys win etc etc but really if you go in there with like one broken hand that's a tough
gig right yeah he's
in there it was like i figured i had seven more weapons you know like his elbows knees the other
the other foot and he does that i've seen him go into a fight with a thumb that wasn't functional
he's like you don't need a thumb to fight and i love that i i i mean that's pretty neat i think
as a fan when you see a guy who's just not afraid and seven more weapons out, but, um,
yeah,
I,
I don't mean to be a Connor hater.
I just wish that I could get some sincerity in there.
You know,
I think that's,
I think the audience has something to do with it,
that it sounded to me.
And look,
I don't know anything about Tony Robbins podcast,
but it sounded to me like there was a live studio audience of maybe a
thousand people or something.
And it,
and perhaps those people are there
and and that's the show they're there for that that motivational like you can this like look at
me as an example this can be you visualize and achieve sort of fake it till you make it kind of
thing like that's what i took from it i hear everything you're saying and also you know he's
promoting his shit you know he's continuing to be a multi-millionaire by being like oh you get the mcgregor fast system that 10 weeks on that and
i was ready for that 32 minute fight with floyd mayweather i wish they hadn't stopped it so early
i'd have liked to have gotten my wind back in me and go one more round at least you know oh and and
i do you hear What did you hear?
A bomber.
It sounded like a bomber was flying.
Was it flying by you?
No, no.
I don't know where it was.
I heard it through my mic, though.
Like it wasn't one of you?
Nobody else heard it?
I thought it was a vibrating fan.
I could hear somebody using a lawnmower.
Okay, maybe that was it.
Sorry about that.
No, it's fine.
Am I being bombed again?
But yeah, he's promoting his whiskey.
His ATF cons are getting real.
It took me a moment to process that.
He's talking about his training system.
He's promoting that.
He's promoting his whiskey.
He's promoting his fashion line, all that.
He's selling. He's selling. And that's about what i expect from a tony robbins interview
now if he's on there with i don't know if there are any real journalists anymore it seems like
everybody's a fucking opinion guy there's no i am but i'd like to see him like i want to say with
dr phil a lot of times people seem to expose their vulnerabilities, their low moments. I saw Sansa with him recently.
I forget her real name.
And I'd love to see McGregor on Dr. Phil
and hear him about...
I was about to say things he overcame,
but the Dan Plummer story
was just about how virtuous and amazing he was.
You know where he'd be good would be on Stern.
Stern is actually a great interviewer Stern would Stern did Ronda
Rousey um when she was at her peak and that was a real good interview um I I think Dr. Phil's a
hack you know like I don't think he's a real doctor and I'm pretty sure and uh I think he's
just I think but I could be wrong about that I think he was just kind of foisted into his current position by Oprah.
By Oprah. Because he used to just be like,
and now we have Dr. Phil coming out,
and he's like,
now you have a problem with beating your wife,
and it's unacceptable.
So he's, wait, wait.
He is a doctor?
He holds a doctorate in psychology.
That'll do.
Now I'm a doctorate in helping you get your shit together.
But that's not a medical doctor.
But I feel like they really rip a guy who has a doctorate in psychology.
Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
I didn't want an oncologist to help people with their problems on a talk show.
I feel like a guy with a doctorate in psychology.
No, that would be a hilarious show where it's like,
Well, at least you don't have stomach cancer.
Do you have any idea how painful stomach cancer is?
Oh, your mommy didn't love you?
At least you're not rotting out from the inside and shitting blood, you little bitch.
Oh, God, Dr. Hakeem is a bad motherfucker.
The tests have come back.
You do not have pancreatic cancer.
Oh, God.
How dark would that show be?
Because we're trying to figure out
if I'm the baby daddy.
Oh, no, we don't do those kinds of tests.
This is the do you or do you not have cancer program.
He got his big break from Oprah,
but I feel like that invalidates
his accomplishments a little bit, too.
He's been away from it.
She got the ball rolling, but he's done a great job.. I mean, he's been away from the ball rolling,
but he's done it,
but she's been off the air for a long time.
He,
you know,
he's his own star.
I just paint him with the same brush as people like Maury and by association,
people like Jerry Springer.
I feel like they're all cut from the same cloth to some extent,
like,
you know,
exploiting people with disabilities,
exploiting people with,
and not in the kind of funny way that I enjoy.
And,
but, but in a, in a, in a serious kind of funny way that i enjoy and but but in a in a
serious kind of way where they just have a freak show sometimes on live television and it's just it
feels wrong uh and you're probably i haven't watched enough of them to have an informed
opinion more but i think of them as like an emotional dave ramsey right dave ramsey calls
people up listens to them for eight minutes, and then solves their financial problems.
This guy does that with sadness
or weight gain or whatever.
You know Dick Masterson was on his show, right?
Yes. I love that clip.
He's the funniest guest ever on that show.
The woman stands up and
she says something like,
I bet you can't even get a date.
Dick's like, I got women
lining up to go out with me, honey.
And she's like, yeah, I'd be at the end of that line.
So he goes, well, if you got on the treadmill a little more,
maybe you'd make it to the front.
And she goes.
He could have also just said like, so you're saying you're still in line.
Yeah, there's a couple of good answers, but I like but i like the treadmill like there's the over the top like like the it was really like a a big day in trolling
because people didn't know that kind of behavior yet like he was so over the top
shaved head big ass aviators just mustache misogynistic as shit and everybody's sitting
out and dr phil's sitting there there's the
black guy with his arms around two women and he's trying to like play it more like well i'm not as
i'm not as crazy as this glasses guy and dick keeps pulling him into the flames further and
further it's that's such a funny bit too bad he's you know known enough now that he can't get on
those shows yeah like bill burr didn't get the joke bill burr thought this guy was for real
so good you've seen that right like bill burr reacting to it really bill didn't get the joke. Bill Burr thought this guy was for real. So good. You've seen that, right? Bill Burr reacting to it?
Really? Bill didn't get it? That's
pretty dumb. Bill's like, yeah, I saw this guy.
He hates women.
It's great.
Oh, man, it was refreshing.
I miss when Bill Burr hated women.
Me too. Hey, but
whenever they get divorced,
that's going to come back. It's going to be the best
comedy special of all time.
That black whore!
Although, having said...
She made me get rid of my dog!
My dog!
Chris Tucker came back and he was respectful
and kind towards his ex-wife
in the special.
I'm not saying...
It's not Chris Tucker. Who is it?
Chris Rock.
I knew who you were talking about.
He has to be. There's probably an agreement.
Yeah. An NDA or something
tucked in there where he can't say anything
disparaging. Ah, she's great!
That is how Bill would fucking handle it.
He's too famous now. He'd be like,
yeah, we got a divorce. Now my wife, she's
fucking great, but me, I'm a psycho!
And it's like, Bill, shut the fuck up. but me i'm a psycho and it's like bill
shut the up you haven't been a psycho in six years now you've been a yeah i say things
that are mostly accepted by society and then pretend it's outrageous how do you like that
it's like you used to really go on conan and make him uncomfortable as because you'd go off
the rails you don't do that anymore go watch his old Conan interviews. They're so funny because you can tell Conan's sitting there
like, okay, Bill.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Is it because that's Conan's stick?
I never know how much is planned in this.
You know they rehearse them before the day starts.
They do a pre-interview.
Yeah, I'm sure they do a pre-interview.
Have you seen Anthony Jesselnik's?
You may be right.
Anthony Jesselnik's special on uh on netflix
yeah i saw it and i thought most of his one-liners were good it gets kind of weird and weak in the
last part of the special where it's just him like describing his own twitter i was bored by that but
all his one-liners were real good maybe i'm thinking of an older special it's the one where
he closes with the story about taking the girl to the abortion clinic. Oh, is this a new special?
Yeah, brand new.
Oh, then I've only seen his old one.
I haven't seen his new one.
He's got a 15-minute bit about taking a girl to the abortion clinic.
It's pretty good.
Good payoff.
You never know where your material will come from.
Or maybe he does.
Maybe he's taking her, like, making notes.
They're going to love the part about the judgmental.
The baby dying.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think exactly how it went,
but the nurse comes out and she's like,
you're here with Kristen for the abortion.
He's like, abortion?
I'm here for a sonogram!
Well, bad news.
You can still see the baby.
It is in a hefty bag.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dude, abortions, there's like 20 states now.
20 states are making abortion illegal.
I saw it on one of these news.
I know Missouri is on there.
Are your guys' states on there too?
Yeah. His is, mine his is mine I was first yeah Alabama Georgia Missouri Missouri um there's a bunch on the top of my list here I'm one of the K's this is very one of the K's yeah
they're both the severity varies yeah so Georgia is a six-week thing,
which is when the heart rate becomes detectable.
Alabama is basically an all-out prohibition, essentially.
Except for health of the mom.
I think even Alabama has that. Except for health of the mom.
But incest and rape don't make the cut, literally.
You know, where they stick scissors in the baby's skull
and open it.
Figured it was a drill attachment all this time. Carry on. No, the partial birth abortion, they wait till the baby's skull and open it. Figured it was a drill attachment all this time.
The partial birth abortion, they wait until the baby's
head crowns and they assert a pair of scissors
directly into the baby's skull, open them to create
an opening and then suck out the brain.
I have a device for stirring paint
that you put on a power drill and it seems like it
would do great. With the spinny?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could revolutionize this industry.
Nurse, hand me the surgical ball-beam hammer.
Yeah, that's how we used to hollow out watermelons
to fill them up with gasoline
and then shoot a gasoline melon
so it'd explode and make fireballs.
And you'd take a clothes hanger
and just tighten the power drill around it
like it's a bit
and just kind of bend it into a little thingy like this,
like a Y,
and get that down in
the melon and and it just liquefy the hole inside and you can dump it out that's what the egyptians
did as well yeah it makes tasty juice it makes tasty juice i'm told i don't i don't i don't know
out of a watermelon it would i don't like oh well i was thinking of the baby um
yeah make you smart though though, I'm told.
Missouri, though, well, depends on the baby.
You know, they do that for different reasons.
In Missouri, though, I think it's eight weeks.
Eight weeks.
So you got a little buffer there. They're all saying that the moms don't even know they're pregnant at six weeks.
That has to be a four-week late period.
Don't you have any suspicions?
I don't know.
All women are different, I suppose.
But that seems like pretty late.
I feel like we're not allowed to talk about that because we don't get periods.
But look, I know girls who do get periods.
And they have like a calendar on their phone that has like dots for every day.
And it's like green, green, green, green, green.
Oh, there's ovulation.
Red, red, red, red, red.
And if there's like two or three days off, it's like warning, warning, green, green, green. Oh, there's ovulation. Red, red, red, red, red. If there's two or three days off,
it's like, warning,
warning, warning.
It's very clear.
There are some
girls out there, I'm sure, who just are
willy-nilly and don't track that shit.
When I was an athlete, I knew girls whose periods
were thrown off by that.
If you work really hard,
it can delay it and offset it and stuff.
But not by six weeks.
Not by six weeks.
Now I get that.
There can be a little denial and that can last for a while
and stuff but six weeks in
boobs are tender and
shit happens.
I think you're assuming
and then the other thing Woody is
I guess you're assuming that this is a case where, like, you got pregnant right after your period.
And so the first four weeks of pregnancy were.
I'm rusty on this.
I'm assuming that it's the middle.
So there's two weeks where you wouldn't even expect it,
and then four weeks where it's late.
Yeah, because it could move around.
There's a little bit of a buffer of like,
well, how would I have known?
But I think I'm...
And again, because we have Cox,
we're not allowed to really discuss this.
Yes, we wouldn't want to be politically incorrect
right here on the show.
No.
But thank God, even though we have Cox,
we're allowed to pay into systems that fund that.
I will only be politically incorrect.
With no voice in it, it's gone.
I'm only politically incorrect when it's funny,
like when I'm talking about baby brains.
But I don't think that I really have much of a ground to stand on.
I don't really think this is a good idea.
I don't think they should be rolling it back this far.
I did see some compelling points from women being like,
yeah, six weeks, that could be kind of easy to miss.
But I don't know.
I really don't.
Well, those 25 Alabama lawmakers knew.
Those guys, they were plugged into the pool.
I mean, the governor signed it into law.
She did.
Did she?
Yeah. Wow. I mean, the governor signed it into law. She did. Did she? Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, like, about the same percentage of men and women are pro-life as pro-choice.
Like, they try and paint the picture of, it's all these men pro-life.
Oh, no, it's not just men.
And a couple pro-choice.
And there's all these women pro-choice and a couple pro-life.
I talked to a pro-choice.
And I saw a graph, and it's like, pretty much there's like like a one or two percent difference in the genders i will say this i talked to a pro-life
woman today and i was like i sent her this funny gif or this sunny funny meat and it's um a picture
of like some people and it's like ah this is georgia and this is alabama this is tennessee
this is arkansas and they're southern looking people but not hillbillies per se they they kind of look like they're on a john denver album cover they look
rustic cool and and then it's that fucking mutant from goonies in the background with the superman
shirt on it's sloth and it's like alabama and and she was like oh haha is that because the abortion
thing i was like well that and the incest and uh and and and she's like well you, haha, is that because of the abortion thing? I was like, well, that and the incest.
And she was like, well, you know, I'm pretty far right.
I'm pro-life.
And I was like, well, what about with rape and incest?
And she goes, well, I think taking a human life is wrong no matter what.
And there's contraception.
There's motherhood.
There's adoption.
And I don't remember what the fourth option was,
but for me, it'd be a flight of stairs.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I think a lot of people become pro-life
when it becomes easier for them to have a kid.
Right?
You know, like once you're married,
once you have a house,
you can be like all right we
don't need abortion anymore you know like we might not be planning a kid now but we're planning
kids someday we can be pro-life what if your 12 year old daughter gets raped by her uncle they're
thinking about themselves right i just i see that a pattern a lot you know like once once you're out
of the woods and you're ready to have
a kid then i feel like pro-life becomes more common in that demo yeah i don't know if you
look at it by age like of course really i bet you do see that oh no i bet you see a difference for
younger people because younger people always tend to do that but those same people who are boomers
now were you know probably almost that far far into abortion is but actually probably not abortion was only really normalized like in the mainstream like
What a couple decades ago?
I wouldn't say it's normalized right now
You know some of these ladies they go and they have to do with protesters calling them murderers and shit and like
Holding dead fake fetuses up covered in blood and shit. Yeah
I'm looking at bad faith arguing over the topic
of abortion where like both sides do a very bad job of i feel like understanding where the other
one's coming from like what it really comes down to is one side genuinely and truly believes this
is not a life and the other side genuinely and truly believes it is and you have like a
misattribution of motives on both sides where it's like these people don't care about life
they just want to control women's bodies and it's like these people don't care about life they just want to
control women's bodies and it's like well no they probably just believe it's a person that's kind of
occam's razor here and then they will be like these people just get off on killing kids it's
like well no once again probably occam's razor lead us to believe that they sincerely don't
believe this is a viable human life worth saving like Like, I don't know. There's so much.
Sometimes it's in between on the pro choice side.
I think a lot of times on the pro may see if this describes Kyle.
Um,
sometimes guys on the pro choice are like,
you know what?
I don't think it's nice.
I don't think it's a full fledged viable person yet,
but it's also,
let's not pretend that it's like a kidney bean,
you know, in your refrigerator.
No one delightfully does
abortion, but they also feel like
the other choice,
raising a kid, a kid being
in a parent's not ready,
you know,
the ugliness that would come with having
a kid that you're not ready for,
that you don't want. You know, sometimes they're like, the greater crimeiness that would come with having a kid that you're not ready for, that you don't want.
You know, sometimes they're like,
yeah, the greater crime is that.
Yeah, inconvenience.
I know.
It's the inconvenience.
I think it's a person.
I just don't care.
Dude, Kyle has the coolest abortion.
I like that.
There are a lot of people who feel that way,
just a little less clear cut. I think it's a life, but I don't care. I like that. There are a lot of people who feel that way, just a little less clear cut.
I think it's a lie, but I don't care.
I'm just being honest.
I think that's a little person inside of you.
And just look,
I've had a garden
before. Sure, it's a lima
bean, but it's going to make a lima plant.
I guarantee it.
Every time I plant one of
these lima bean seeds, it makes a lima bean plant. I guarantee it. Every time I plant one of these lima bean seeds,
makes a lima bean plant,
I guarantee that fetus,
as long as nothing bad happens,
let's hope,
is going to be a little person.
Nobody falls down the stairs.
Nobody falls down the stairs.
Yeah, that's going to be a little person.
I just don't care.
I just think that we should be able to kill the little people
that grow inside us if we want to.
If there was
a little person growing inside of me,
it should be my choice if I want to fucking kill
it or not. If there were a person growing
inside of you, you wouldn't be able to kill it.
There would be the CDC
and the Pentagon would have you in there
trying to figure out how this works. They're like, guys,
we can finally get rid of women.
Think of how much
money we'll save.
Everybody can be gay.
So I looked up the... This one Georgia man figured out the secret.
Learn how this five easy ways,
this one Georgia man found a way around women.
I looked up the pro-life, pro-choice stats by age,
but I didn't find what I wanted.
18 to 29 is 56%.
Are you saying in favor of abortion?
These are pro-choice. 18 to 29 is 56%. Are you saying in favor of abortion? These are pro-choice. 18 to 29
is 56. 65
plus is... Oh, these are
pro-choice.
65 plus
44% is pro-choice.
The young one, 56%
is pro-choice. There's a lot more pro-choice, but
that's not the group I wanted. I want
13-year-old
to 21-year-old.
I bet that group is 70%
pro-choice. I don't give a shit what 13-year-olds
care about.
13-year-olds can have children.
That's the group I want.
The people who would be fucked by having a kid,
so to speak.
I want to know how many of them
are pro-choice. Got the car before the horse there.
Yeah, too.
18 to 29 doesn't tell me the whole story.
I want that people whose lives
would be really turned upside down, whereas at 29...
I imagine most of the polling
data is just based on voting age people.
I saw a Reddit post where
I might have them age mixed up, but I want to say
this couple's 9-year-old daughter had gotten pregnant
by like...
Yeah, by like a neighborhood kid. this couple's nine-year-old daughter had gotten pregnant by like yeah by like a neighborhood kid and they and that the nine-year-old wants to cab the baby
and and they're like it was on the legal advice because they're like we want to murder that baby
that's growing inside that baby but that baby doesn't want the little the other little baby to
die like she thinks like a fucking cabbage patch
that's going to fucking come out of her ass or something,
and we got to figure this thing out
because the clock is a ticking.
And I was just like, holy shit,
how do you force an abortion on a nine-year-old?
I mean, I know how you force an abortion on a nine-year-old,
but how do you legally force an abortion on a nine-year-old?
All right, we're trying to overcome your objections here.
How about three trips to Disney World?
Jesus Christ.
Three trips to Disney World and your own My Little Pony landscape.
Does that sound fun?
How about a pony?
What do children play with?
A pony?
You can't have a pony.
That'll be more expensive than what you're having.
Why don't you go ride the pony for a little while right now,
actually? Yeah, yeah.
Let's slap the pony in the ass.
Giddy up! Giddy up, cupcake!
Have you guys ever fallen off a horse?
Oh, yeah. No. I have.
It's a long way down.
Did you hurt yourself?
I mean, I didn't break a leg or anything,
but I bruised the shit out of my ass.
I remember being very surprised and confused.
Kyle says it's a long way down,
and I have a distinct memory of the fall.
I do remember all these people were not horse people,
except, of course, the guy holding the reins, right?
I'm surrounded by my dad, who's a city person,
my mom, who's a city person, me,
and they're all like,
well, you got to get right back up on the horse.
And I was like, all right.
I don't think an idiom is the best way
to decide how the rest of the day should be planned.
But no, the whole crowd was in agreement
that if you fall off a horse,
you have to get right back on.
So I did.
It wasn't really my instinct to get right back on.
I wanted to learn from my mistakes.
That's another idiom that
might have fit but no that's not the one we went with so i got tagged with the wrong idiom i hopped
right back on the horse sounds like he was i think i've ridden a horse twice in my entire life and
both times it was just like i i don't understand why people are into this that's a lot of fun i
went to horse just a bumpy four-wheeler that I can't control entirely.
Yeah, I went to horse camp.
I dug it.
It was me and 13.
You and 113-year-old girls.
That's right.
That's right.
See, I had the world figured out early.
Well, the weird part was this was two summers ago, though.
Yeah, it was literally me and a bunch of girls.
There was not another guy in horse camp, and I was okay with that.
It was a real good time.
I was literally riding horses with a bunch of girls.
It was a good time.
Then we'd all brush our horses, and we'd take the saddles off and stuff.
It was a good time.
I don't know.
I was like 12, 13, something like that.
They were all 12 or 13.
We went swimming in the afternoons.
It was great.
Horse camp.
We used to go to
I just googled it to look it up
and see if it was still around. I've got like memories
of the dance floor. But 1000 Acres
was a dude ranch in upstate New York
and we went on vacation there repeatedly.
It was one of the things I really liked.
Yeah.
Yeah, horses are kind of cool.
You know, I always like cowboy movies,
right? It's a golf resort now.
I'm just looking at my things.
It's gone.
Yeah, how sad.
We're supposed to get a bunch of tornadoes tonight.
Good luck.
I hope you get to see your game.
I hope so too.
There's always the radio.
Yeah, there's always the radio if I want to like
kick it old school but
it's been uh I hope we don't get
anything too bad we're way overdue
for a really bad tornado storm
like we're supposed to get like penny sized
hail and like maybe like 60 mile an hour
winds and then potential tornadoes
coming down so
I almost came out your way I was
remember last year I said i drove through missouri
on my way back from uh yeah that that would be this time of year and uh the weather's so bad i
decided not to go yeah this would not have been a good time like one of uh uh i was talking to one
of my friends like texting him and he's like uh like i don't even know you like a weather nerd
i don't oh yeah one of his hobbies is he, like, follows the weather really closely.
And I was, like, out and about doing stuff today.
And he texted me and was like, hey, you're planning on, like, being home tonight.
And I was like, well, I mean, my girlfriend and I may go to a bar or something later
and watch the Blues game.
Or, you know, instead of watching it at home, maybe, just because it's such a big game.
And he was like, no, no, dude.
You do not want to be outside.
We're going to have, I've been following this.
This is going to be potentially the biggest storm we've had
in the last six to ten years
as far as the sheer number of tornadoes that are coming down
and the size of the hail concurrent with it
given the speed of this winds too.
And so you're going to want to stay.
And I just was like, okay, okay, sure, fine.
I'll stay home.
I think I like your friend more than you.ometric pressure is a lone tailor he sends me like a screenshot of stats
and i'm just like yeah you're gonna need to tell me what the fuck this is i don't i'm not a weatherman
like i don't know no the people who get into the ultralights and stuff like i do get into the
have to learn to read the weather.
And I bet your friend would be a good resource.
But he doesn't even fly around.
I was wondering if he had a thing.
Is he into paragliding or kite surfing or surfing or something?
He's more of like an outdoorsy kind of like camping, hiking guy.
But not anything in the air to my knowledge so
regardless though i don't care about the weather better park your car it's in my garage right now
so that's a good spot for it it is i would think we'll see what happens as long as the garage is
still there yeah man i'm gonna be so pissed if I lose my house less than six months into a tornado.
But I guess I won't be that pissed because I'll die in the process, more likely than not.
See, that's good thinking.
That is.
Actually, my basement would be fine.
It's deep enough under there.
You need to just hang on to the squat rack.
I just like am holding kettlebells.
I knew I did these shrugs for a reason.
Bye, honey.
I told you to squat more.
You're the one who didn't do farmer's walks.
A treadmill's not helping you now, is it?
No.
You ever see the movie Twister?
Yes. Yeah, terrible movie. Oh, man. I enjoyed it. I ever see the movie Twister? Yes.
I enjoyed it.
I watched it in theaters. It was good. That was good CGI for the time. It was impressive.
Yeah, that was the late 90s.
For 99, it was pretty good.
Call it a wrap? Yeah.
BKN 248. Good luck
St. Louis.
Watch Chernobyl.