Painkiller Already - PKN #249

Episode Date: June 7, 2019

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pkn for 249 my mistake uh taylor i was watching the game i actually tuned in at the start of the second period that can't be true because the stanley cup finals haven't started yet they definitely start wednesday no the blues played like absolute shit uh which seems to be a trend for them because they lost game one versus dallas badly they looked horrible they lost game one versus san jose badly they looked they looked about as bad as they did last night for san jose game one and then they turned it around and did well i just wish that they could i don't know fucking get it going off the start and not put yourself in a hole every single series so i think you're a little far from your mic. And they started off 2-0.

Like, it was a fine... Like, they were 1-0 when I tuned into the game. I was fine. And then they quick scored, like, I think there was a turnover or something. And they got the puck when they shouldn't have and scored. Like, hey, that's a goal. And it really counts. Like, this is a super positive thing.

They are up 2-0 in the second period. This looks good. It looked good until the four unanswered goals. Yeah, it looks good until they tied it up 2-2 at the end and then scored a third, I think, early in the third period. And then that was pretty much the end of the game. The empty net at the end. But it's like, first of all,

the Blues can't be the only team to go zero for infinity when pulling their goalie. I wish I could whisper in Berube, our head coach's ear, and be like, hey, dude, have you noticed how this has never fucking worked? It's not going to fucking work. Like, stop. Stop. We play the best 5-on-5 hockey of any team in the league.

Just let them play 5-on-5. We're better at 5-on-5 than we are at the power play. Like, statistically. You're making powerful arguments. i can't refute um the oh so i would say the empty netter wouldn't count right like because it doesn't right it's not the same as giving up a real goal when i see the score is four to two it could have been three to two if they played five on five like they're still a loss though so it doesn't matter right it doesn't matter for people who don't know anything about hockey in the last say two minutes if you're behind sometimes they pull their goalie and get an extra skater so they have six players who can score instead of the normal

five but they don't have a goalie so it's a risk but you're losing anyway so that's yeah that's what uh they often do it's usually the last two minutes. Yeah. Unless you're Patrick Waugh. He changed the game a few years ago. He pulled the goalie with 12 minutes left in the third period. Even the commentators are like, the goalie's leaving for Colorado. No penalty call. Patrick Waugh's pulling his goalie with 12 minutes left in the game. And then it ended up working out for him.

But then he got fired because that was only one good thing. Anyway, sorry. Jumped on it. But the guy that scored the empty net or brad marchand marchand help me is it which one is uh marchand i think he's awful he's terrible he's one of the dirtiest players in the league one of the most unlikable players in the league just a real scumbag and he scored on you guys fuck he's the one kyle from last year who licked that guy taylor i'm gonna need you to put in a

word with the blues and beat him up kindly uh that i would the way to deal with a guy like that is just to ignore him like but then he licks you already a good he's a good enough hockey player that you have to deal with that but he's one guy i was i was worried about going into the series because he's so good for the bruins but last night he looked fucking bad like the only thing he did all night was score an empty net goal he i was like watching him on the ice when his line was out there and it's like wow he's by far the least dangerous dude on this line which is good news for us as long as it stays that way but yeah our we just like our passing was awful like we couldn't connect passes it didn't look like the team that's been playing up to this point and so i'm not too worried you know it's game one you got all these last night

on twitter you had all these like oh sky is falling blues fans and all these smug ass bruins fans and everybody arguing about calls and things but uh the end of the day it's game one i'm i think the blues will take game two in boston uh but, I just hope the Blues don't get swept. I don't want that to continue to be a record. I am worse than those people you talked about online. Throughout the entire game, my mental attitude was, whoever scored the most recent goal is clearly kicking ass. It wasn't even like, oh, it's only game one.

It was like, oh, no. We gave one up. We're doomed. Hell, yeah, it's only game one. It was like, oh, no. We gave one up. We're doomed. Hell, yeah. I got you saying we. Yeah, yeah. I'm pulling for you. Yeah, definitely.

And what's it been? 104 days since the Bostons won its last championship? Fuck those guys. That's like all over our hockey where every single time there's a new series, it'll show this is geographically where every team, everyone's cheering for. And it'll show, this is geographically where everyone's cheering for, and it'll have all of Canada and the U.S. pulled up. And for the finals, it was every single state in the country and Canada rooting for the Blues,

except for Illinois because of Chicago, and they hate the Blues, so they want to see anyone but us win, and Boston. And that's it. Nobody wants to see Boston win a championship. I agree. Oh, well, I've seen it before. It's to see Boston win a championship. I agree. Oh, I've seen it before. It's,

it's not interesting anymore. It happens all the time. Yeah. Yeah, it really does. And so I think that game was so bad that like, I can't imagine them coming out and playing that poorly again. Uh,

like, and sometimes people make complaints where it's like, oh man, like our team just played so bad when really it's a mix of them playing so well and us playing not so well but really they were they weren't doing that great of a job of breaking up passing opportunities most of our flubbed passes were because we were passing and hitting the player's skate instead of their stick like it was it was more like they were beating themselves that the breakout looked horrible um goaltending our goaltending looked better than theirs um i i So that's good news.

More holistic? You're looking at the details, and that's great. I was like, well, Boston swept the round before, so they came out a little cold. They hadn't played hockey in a while. One period in, they got the cobwebs out and dominated. And I'm like, well, based on

what I'm seeing, they'll dominate the next what do they have 12 more periods no nine more periods yeah well that's i hope i'm wrong i hope i'm that you're wrong as well because that would pretty much you are now oh and 13 in the stanley cup finals you know it's we when we're trying to win and it's you yes yeah uh i mean it's harder to win every year it's going to be even harder when seattle joins like it's never each stanley cup is harder to win than the one before i feel like because the league is just getting more and more skilled more and more teams getting added like there's so much more sports science where like back in the 70s they'd be like

you know this guy isn't very good but he's six foot nine and his hands are the size of hams and it's like all right well put him on there you know just in case and now it's like there's no place in the world for that guy because it's like well we ran the numbers and it turns out having this big oaf actually just causes penalties and makes it so our fast guys can't take advantage of it taylor's conditioning is unreal yeah i i uh i run in the summer who would have thought it you know welcome to 1950s hockey but anyway so i know kyle's uh probably wanting to keep talking about more hockey that uh i don't know anyway all hope is not lost it's just game one the team's evenly matched can you it depends on the price like it's going to be even more expensive here than it is in Boston because people

here are starved. They sold $20 tickets to go to the Enterprise Center, which is where the Blues play downtown. The game was in Boston, but they had a watch party at the Enterprise. They sold out a watch party where it was just a bunch of people

sitting in the arena watching the game on the giant Megatron. It is cool. People are so amped up over it here like it's it's really neat because usually it's only the cardinals that get that kind of attention so i've got my fingers crossed like even coming and making it to the stanley cup finals after being last in the league a handful of months ago is pretty impressive and like even i as, like, more the beginning of our real window. Like, we finally have Binnington, a goalie who looks like he's not – because for years now, Jake Allen was supposed to be our guy. I remember, like, five years ago where they're like,

this kid in the minors, Jake Allen, he's going to come up. He's going to be the guy. He's the dude. And David Backus, he's our captain. And then, like, five years went by, and it's like, you know, this Jake Allen guy has kind of sucked the entirety of his time here and none of our other goalies are ready. And so we finally get Bennington up. We get Robert Thomas, who's an incredible rookie who is playing out of his mind right now. He's only going to go up from here, but you can see real time his development.

We got Vince Dunn, who's a great puck moving defenseman who unfortunately missed last game and a couple of games at the end of the Sharks series because he caught a puck to the face and it broke his jaw. game and a couple games at the end of the shark series because he caught a puck to the face and it broke his jaw uh but they're thinking that he might be able to come out and play wednesday and just rock a full cage so he can't break his jaw worse than it's already broken uh i mean i looked at his mouth wired shut it looked like that when he was standing there watching the blues move to the stanley cup he was wearing like his suit and like he was like smiling but it was more of a i imagine that hurt your cardio if you can't open your mouth. I've never had that. Yeah, but I think that's why they

would put the cage on. Well, he's a hockey player. I'm sure he'll just have his lips surgically removed. That's good thinking. And they keep him on ice, put him right back on after. Can you somehow route your ear holes to your throat and breathe through them? If there's a sport that needs that, it's hockey. Yes.

I'm super excited to keep watching it. I will get tickets if it's not too absurd. What's too absurd? Would you pay $800? No, because I'd want to go with my girlfriend too, so I'd double anything. I went without my family. I don't know if that makes me a bad person, but when

the Canes were playing with the Stanley Cup, I was like, they didn't even want to go. I bet she was neutral on the idea. And the game, I think, went in triple overtime. It was the one that Brett Hull scored that tripled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think they would have not enjoyed the experience at all. That's a lot of hockey.

It is. I would love to go. That would be sick. It just depends on what the prices are when they come back here. If it's like $700, $800 for two tickets, that's like a... What are you, like $28? They should go again when you're $58.

That's true. I'll have more money by then also. I didn't think along those lines. I was saying... With inflation. The best time to buy is now, people people that's what you need to do well who knows we may never make it back but like i feel like part of it is building confidence for a lot of these players like even our veterans who have gotten booted and the western conference final or in the second round or first round for so many years them getting this far like petrangelo tar, Tarasenko, all those guys, Pareko,

it's going to make them feel more confident and better. You have one player who's been in the cup. I think he lost it. Yeah, he played for the Golden Knights. You might know who that is. Yeah, David Perron. But that fucking smug weirdo Pierre on NBC calls him David Bellon.

It's like, I know he's from French Canada, but stop. Stop. He's in Missouri now. That's not how we say it. That dude sucks. That dude's the worst announcer ever. He'll be in the middle of the Stanley Cup Finals

and something interesting is happening. He's like, actually, did you know that David Perron actually went to college in 2006 with David Backus briefly for a year in Ontario? They played for the Moosehead Knights. And the guy who's actually talking about it is like, that's great, Pierre. Anyway, Stanley Cup playoff game going on.

The Blues dump it in. I find that happens a lot when the game starts getting pushed to the general audience. Non-hockey fans are watching Stanley Cup games. So they start talking about guys guys kids and shit like that olympics they do it a ton you know if you watch like the collegiate ncaa championships they're not talking about their background their little brother being sick or any of that bullshit they're talking about swimming when you go to the olympics all of a sudden you know they latch on to someone's

you know autistic younger brother and how they still manage to swim in spite of that deficiency it's like that doesn't make sense it's like how did you manage to get out there and swim knowing your brother was in the other room looking at train sets yeah i actually i just swam i it inspired me to swim harder yeah i'm socially awkward because i spend six hours a day with my face in the water. Is there someone else you want to interview? Yeah, so anyway, we can get off hockey. I'm just stoked to be there, and I think it's going to be a good series. Kyle, what's new with you? Is this background noise coming through the mic very much?

Did you guys notice it? No, I can't hear anything. Oh, great. You guys both sound crystal clear to me. We're having our air conditioner replaced on the second floor and new duct work and all this stuff but for the next three days i have like portable units i was afraid it was too loud it gives us hope that chis can get on the show yeah in case i get that damn ac fixed in summer now's the time so kyle have you played any uh 12 hour sessions of rust in the last few days rv are you taking a bit of a break i'm not an amateur 12 hours yeah 14 16 anything done in 12

hours uh an apology is in order taylor been absolutely dominating the rust server that we're on right now just just absolutely dominating it it has a leaderboard so you can see like who's collected the most resources and who's gotten most kills and stuff. And I'm just, just, just, just really, really pulled it. How are you doing individually? Are you like, I was wondering, are you more of a hands-off manager in this?

Or are you literally like a guy? It's a duo server. So there's just two of us. Oh, well, yeah, you, you can't get very far just managing in a two person team.

No, no, not really. No. No. Not really. No. Yeah. Having a great time. Having a great time with that. I was wanting to talk about this lady who fell off the zip line though that I saw today. Did you see this? No I did not. That sounds hilarious. Oh my fucking god. I linked it right here. Oh it's in what the fuck

so maybe she got hurt. I don't like that. Oh. She gets hurt. Oh she gets hurt. Does she survive? I don't know if she survives. Yes. She like fractured some vertebrae Oh, she gets hurt. Does she survive? I don't know if she survives. She fractured some vertebrae and broke a couple of limbs. You need all of those things. Those are really important. Yeah, but this one

kind of hit home for me because I've done a lot of ziplining. I mean, it's not like I go every weekend or anything, but I've been five times, I think. I used to own a zipline. This is rough. I went ziplining once with Kyle. But I'm queued up at zero.

Ready, set, play. It just immediately snapped. Yeah yeah i actually kind of oh um let me turn the audio off i uh i kind of like freeze framed it earlier and it looked like it looks like maybe the carabiner has some short thing that like between her harness and the carabiner. Yeah, something there popped, and she just falls what I'm going to guesstimate 40 feet down to the dirt. The beater...

I don't understand. Did the carabiner break? The carabiner broke, or the thing attached to it broke. Something right there, but obviously the cable doesn't break, but something between harness and cable broke i think i'm seeing the carabiner still on that red cable so yeah the carabiner was good the harness was good whatever connected the two was not so good when we did it we had two things that we hooked in. So if one failed, we were still okay. That's right.

That was a better system, and I can see why. The one that I had at home was a very beefy system too. There's two clips, and they're big. That looks like a smaller carabiner than what I had. I had this big daddy carabiner that was like you wrapped your whole hand around. It wasn't just one of the ones you operate with two fingers. It was ka-clunk. And that, I mean, it's your life.

I feel like the guy watching her fall doesn't react nearly strongly enough. He's just kind of like, shit. Do you know if it's America? Clean up at jump three. I have this idea that it's not America, and maybe they're you know don't give a shit

yeah like if some guy gets eaten by a shark on like a Jamaican swimming thing all they do is go back to the ledger and be like how many people came out with us 13 I make it 12 nothing's gonna happen change the ledger to 12 and bring a shovel

tomorrow so like you owned a zipline like when you said that initially I'm like that is the most hilarious business venture I can't believe I've ever heard about I didn't have to pay for it it was for the thing that Optic Hex

and X-Gels was in maybe yeah it was like $10,000. I mean, I thought you were offering it to the public. Like you were having people come over and do that. Although your idea is funnier. Like a little bootleg zipline. No, it was legit as hell. It was like they put a foam pole on the ground way up on the hill.

It ran all the way down to the end of the valley. And, you know, I wouldn't even strap in. I would just hold on. And, you know, at the end, I in i would just hold on and uh and you know at the end i would drop out and and like do like a tactical thing and then then you know i used it for videos and stuff it was fun it was really fun hmm what did it sound like what an awful idea i wouldn't even clip in because i played fps russia on video and because i had the character i think i am doesn't need that. That's absolutely accurate.

I'm also a grown man, so I have the grip strength of a grown man, not a woman. My favorite videos of people failing are when women think that they can swing from a river-type swing with a trapeze handle, but they've never supported their own body weight before.

It's always the extremes in women, right? It's either a 250 pound woman that doesn't realize she has normal woman grip strength or like a 95 pound woman that doesn't realize she has subnormal grip strength yeah and they just immediately facilitate these injuries when we play in to fat people when they go no but i'm really there's a ton of muscle under this i'm really it's like no there's not there can be to the kitchen five times a day is not the same thing it's like you're not a guy you're not a big fat fucking midwest country boy who that's the guy i'm thinking of yeah throw my girl like pam from archer definitely

you're not like you're not pam from archer you're rosanne from rosanne all right you're not gonna be able to do this does corn fed describe the guy that taylor just described is that what corn fed means like a a midwestern bubba that's what corn fed like a thick guy who's throwing hay bales over his shoulder as strong as fuck but he just has that but not at all ripped because he like he survives on bacon and soda yeah and he util has that barrel look. But not at all ripped because he survives on bacon and soda. Yeah, and he utilizes that heft that he's got. He needs that as a counterweight. Picture Roy Big Country Nelson.

Yeah, Roy Nelson type. He's corn-fed for sure. Is Roy corn-fed? I thought he went past corn-fed to maybe – Bacon-fed. Peanut M&M-fed or something. He's fed. I get my protein from peanut m&m fed or something he's fed i get my protein from peanut m&ms but yeah you're

right about the the women doing the the river thing i could just from you saying that it's like i can fit 500 clips of that exact thing happening in my head that i've watched and they should have a questionnaire where it's like can you do a pull-up and if you can't sorry you can't play on can you do a pull-up? And if you can't, sorry, you can't play on this device. Absolutely. A pull-up should be the minimum. A pull-up is hard. It's harder, but you don't have to hold longer, and you're dealing with forward momentum.

It should be harder, though, because we're not two feet off the ground. You're right. My mind went through the same. It's harder, but it's like a work if i have a carabiner that holds 200 pounds and i weigh 200 pounds that's the wrong carabiner yeah i need one that holds 600 pounds right yeah that's why you should be able to do a pull-up even though a pull-up is harder yeah you don't you don't go and like climbing rope. What tensile strength you need, brah? Let's see what I weigh.

No, no, no, no. You want 1,200 pounds of tensile strength. That's the same thing with roller coasters. I don't know. I bought one of those ropes one time. They're very expensive, like climbing ropes, like legitimate mountain climbing ropes. When we did that thing when I was beneath the helicopter,

and I remember we had that conversation about tens tensile strength and, uh, it was hundreds of pounds. It may have been 800 or a thousand or something like that. And they, they sell it by the foot. It was stupid expensive, but yeah, I had no problem hanging on from, yeah, you do it a couple of times. And I think if there was no point on my zip line, where if I fell off, I felt like I would die, maybe break an arm, but like, it was more about the speed than it was the height of the ground. I thought you were talking about the helicopter thing. Oh, fuck, yeah. If I come out of that, I'm dead. Yeah, yeah.

People sometimes get the wrong idea. I'm translating it to paramotors, but they'll be like, I'm 40 feet up, so that's not that dangerous, right? No, bro. No, bro. Stand on the edge of your second story roof and you'll think you're about to die

yet somehow that doesn't, that feels chill to you? I fell five and a half feet a few days ago and I feel like I was hit by a car. That's great. Basically, what happened is I was, I'm a very, to begin the story, I'm a very active sleeper.

When I sleep, I roll around a lot. Like, I i'm a very active sleeper when i sleep i roll around a lot like like i i move around a lot when i said not what it sounds a little dangerous to sleep next to taylor it sounds a little frightening i'm not like throwing punches or anything as far as you know i roll around a lot you wake up she's got a black eye yeah who knows you're not throwing elbows she fell into a doorknob again. But like basically what happened is my buddy was having a bachelor party. We rented out this big like mansion kind of really nice house on the lake and the lake of the Ozarks to go boating and do a bunch of fun shit and all the bars and summer life there.

And it's a lot of fun on Memorial Day, a ton of people. And I got there not late, but the the core group of like people got there that took all of the good beds on the lower bunks so i was like fuck and so i i had the option to take an upper bed or just sleep on the floor and it was hardwood floor everywhere and so i was like fuck this i'm taking a mattress and so i put all my stuff on a top bunk and it had you know how on top bunks you it's just a twin size, little shitty kind of camp style mattress. But it's got like a bar, a wooden plank on the side that purportedly is meant to keep you in if you roll into the side of a bed. It wasn't built for Hulkadurka.

It was apparently not. And so I got up there the second night. Thank God this didn't happen the first night. It happened the second night before we were going to leave the following morning. And I get up there. It's late at night. Everybody's, you know, falling asleep. And I get up there, fall asleep decently quickly.

And I awake to slamming on the ground on this hardwood. And what happened is this bar, this plank that was about this wide, maybe like two and half inches three inches uh in in width i rolled into that knocked that off and so it was falling but i continued to roll and so as i'm falling this plank is falling directly under me and i land on the plank on the hardwood floor making the landing even worse because there's less area distributed right on my right cheek ass me my right ass choice though neat well i was i was asleep i didn't wake up till i hit the ground and i didn't remember any of this because apparently all i did was just get back up and go back to bed i almost said you're lucky you didn't hit your head and then i realized who i was talking to and homer would have been fine i did hit my head there's a big lump up back here and you're fine slammed it in there i got

like bruised on my on my ribs over here somehow like i'm i really just fell hard and i don't remember what i said afterward i just remember like standing up and being like really just befuddled and confused and in pain but all i did was just kind of i think i went pee and then i kind of waddled back to bed and went back to sleep. All this? And the next morning, my buddy was like, everybody there was like, dude, I was in the military. And when I heard that, I woke up and my heart was beaten like someone was attacking us. And I was in a full on panic mode because it sounded like someone had just broken down the front door.

And everyone was like, oh, yeah, dude, I i was so scared like i had no idea what that was it was the loudest thing and this guy's like the whole house it was a this is a really big house and my buddy was sleeping in the same room he was like yeah yeah i i woke up when it happened and then i looked up and i just saw taylor standing there like dazed and confused going what the fuck what the fuck and then he just went pee and went back to bed and but how much memory of this do you have like you make it sound like you weren't awake i was like well the whole fall and everything i was asleep like i didn't wake up until i hit the ground i vaguely remember like going pee and then going back to bed because I was asleep. I didn't wake up until I hit the ground. I vaguely remember going pee and then going back to bed

because I was so tired I didn't fully register how far I just fell or what happened. But the next day, the bruises started to show and come in. And so as I went up the next morning to have breakfast, I went in the bathroom and checked my ass, my right ass cheek, which took the brunt of checked my ass my right ass cheek which took the entire the brunt of the damage my right ass cheek good choice thank god i didn't like rotate more i could have hurt my coccyx and so i went up there and like checked my ass cheek and was like okay

not just a little bit of a bruise right now we'll see over the next few hours, and it's still continuing to now, there is a giant bruise. It is black. Black. If you had to use a band name to describe my bruise, it'd be Deep Purple. Like that really, really dark, ugly ass bruise. The worst bruise I've ever had. Wow. It's like exactly in the shape of that pole that I landed on.

Like it looks like California almost like on my ass, like spreading the whole way. And it is, I'm uncomfortable right now. It is so uncomfortable and painful to sit. I wonder if you need to do anything like, like I'll be fine. Are you at clot risk?

I don't think so. You're fine until you, the butt aneurysm works its way to your brain. I hope not. We'll see. I looked up some bad bruises online and that always makes you feel better. Maybe you need some baby aspirin or absolutely don't take baby

aspirin. One of those. One of those is essential. Don't get it wrong though. Over the past couple days, the ass bruise has been growing. It is so difficult to sleep Because I can't sleep on my I don't like sleeping on my stomach. I'm not a stomach sleep Okay, I like to sleep on my side

But I can't sleep on my right side because my ass is so fucking sore that I can't put the weight on it I don't like sleeping on my left side for too long because my ribs will start getting too sore and so like every 90 minutes I'm like getting up and readjusting is gonna Taken shits. Awful. Just awful. I figured that I can like lean forward a lot while I'm shitting to get a lot of the ass meat out of pressure zone. And so I have to do that.

And so it's, it's been, it's been an interesting couple of days. I think that it's Tuesday now. Did you say this was Saturday night? This was, yeah, Saturday night, but I think it happened at like 2 in the morning. Like everybody was stoned asleep.

And so it's been about three days, almost two and a half days. And it's going to be like, in a week, I bet my whole right ass cheek is that yellow-green bruise kind of thing, you know, the really gross looking one and so that fucking sucked it is the scariest way to wake up and it really opened your eyes because you were saying like oh you wouldn't want to fall 40 feet it's like no dude you don't want

to fall five and a half feet granted i could i would have done a lot better if i was awake falling so i could have braced myself or something you might have broke your wrist apparently i hit something there. You landed on your butt. That is a prime choice. When parachutists do their thing, they kind of go feet, legs, butt. And it sounds like the places that you hit, butt, maybe a little rib, are places that people try to hit when they fall well.

Yeah. Conscious Taylor might have put his wrist out there. That's true. I fell like a sack of potatoes, like the biggest sack of potatoes. I wish there was a video of it. Cause that must be hilarious to see my reaction. So your friends weren't ultra concerned.

They were like, Homer Simpson hit his head. This is not an issue. No, I, they didn't give a fuck. I, we were all joking about it and i was i

was more just laughing it off too or it was like god my ass fucking hurts but what are you gonna do there's not much to be done the next day but the night of that i guess they woke and saw you standing already it is it was like a couple different rooms of a bunch of beds and i didn't stay awake long enough for anybody to come ask if i was okay. I guarantee they wouldn't have because everybody was asleep. They probably just heard a big noise and then ignored it. But yeah, that was not fun. That was a really shitty way to... And then I had to drive back home from the Ozarks in my buddy's car in the back.

And every time we would take a left turn, put all the pressure on my right ass cheek, I'd be like, ah, ah, to push myself up. That sucked. It's a problem if that hurts. Driving around today was horrible because when you're driving, you use your right foot. You can't do a goofy, I'm sitting half up here and still driving with my foot.

That's dangerous. And so I was just having to deal with that. And every time I get out of the car, it feels okay right now on this gaming chair. Maybe I'll hang out on this. There's the story of me bruising my ass, mate. Balling sucks. It does.

That was the worst bruise I've ever had in my whole life. What is the worst bruise you guys have ever had? I was riding a bicycle down a really steep hill. I must have been going about 300 miles per hour. At the bottom it turned... What is the speed of sound? No hyperbole.

700 miles per hour. 750 miles per hour. I think it's the speed of sound. Keep trying. He was passing his neighbor's houses and they were like, look at that boy. And then I'd hear a pow. All the glass shatters. Yeah. And at the bottom it turned from asphalt to gravel

and there was also a little bit of a turn that needed to be made not a big one like not a right angle but i needed to lean and when i leaned the tires just slid out from under me and so my right ass cheek and right thigh just hit gravel so hard and it was kind of what you're describing it was like most of my right ass cheek and my entire right thigh was just awful and then was it another time like oh yeah it it it hit the colors of the rainbow by the time it was over and then another time i was playing paintball i've had some bad paintball bruises but those are it's more about how many there are than than how bad yeah then like intensity itself but i i fell and my knee hit um this piece of farm equipment that you put hey it's it's like a hay distribution thing for cows you dump a whole hay

bell into it and it's got slots because cows are fucking stupid they'll just like stomp and shit the hay into the ground and 80% of it's wasted. So you put it in this thing with slots in it so that they eat it all. And it had this stump of steel that I just slammed my knee into when I was running and doing a knee slide. And it made a knot in my knee for...

It felt like months before the knot dissolved in there. Those are two of the worst of memory, for sure. Those are bad. I don't think I can hang with your bruise. I honestly... I don't have to count up how many bones I've broken or stitches I've had, but I don't think I've ever had a bruise I'd describe as black

like Taylor has now. That surprises me. I feel like you would have ran into one or two, like get caught in the back of the calf when your own defenseman is shooting in hockey or something like that. Maybe I'm not a big bruiser in that. Do you ever get that hard knot in the center of the bruise?

Sure. I mean, I'd get that on my face from paintball sometimes. They're in the healing process of that. I think my paintball mask is a little small for my head that's your worst bruise by the way that oh wait wait just take a pause there i'm not 100 sure which one you're talking about there's the chin and the forehead which were both rivaling one another it was the forehead was rough i think i think that was the number one that was just more recent the chin was rough that i remember i mean eric farewell hurt my feelings i came back

to like the vip room or something and he goes dude you got fucked up and but it made me feel like i was really bad at paintball no i'm not especially good at paintball but it was really just like i got shot in a bad place. We all get shot. Yeah. You never get shot. Well, that must be nice. Never, never once. Yeah, I came. It wasn't bloody like you might think when I say bloody.

It was just like oozing blood. Yeah, because the way a paintball cuts you, it's like it's a really weird material, the paintball shell, because it has to withstand that initial punch of air that sends it out. So it has to have the tensile strength for that. But it also has to be brittle enough to break on your skin. And those are two differing qualities. So what it does when it hits you,

it breaks and fragments into all of these pieces of shrapnel that give you lots of little thin cuts in one tiny little area as it breaks and shatters on your face. And so it's not like a cut from a knife. It's like you just took a whole handful of eggshells and just ground them into a wound. It can be nasty. The one you had on your forehead, though.

That was terrible. I remember this. Taylor was choosing a face mask, and he grabbed the biggest face mask he could find because Taylor knows who he is. I, on the other hand, am stupid. And it's like, well, this one makes me look like a wasp. So I'm going to choose that.

And then it turns out most of the time I play paintball, I get shot in the face somewhere awfully. I had like a 50-50 rationale for that mask. Half of it was I saw those cool-looking masks, and I was like, that is not going to fit me. I think I tried one on, and I had like eyebrows sticking out of it. And then the other side of it was the fact. Who isn't safe at all? I was just looking it was the fact it's coming up above my chin on

the bottom but uh then the other part of it was like now i'm a noob but when i see someone with a high class really nice mask i target them more meanwhile when i see like the black you know almost handed out to everyone kind of mask. I just assume, yeah, the JT special. I just assume, okay, that guy's probably not as big of a threat. And so I don't want to be perceived as a threat. I want to be just a, just a guy out there with your JT mask and your Tippmann 98 or whatever gun I use. I don't remember which one it was, but it was fun. Yeah. I really liked those low profile masks. I always wear a, a – it's like a padded – it's a combination of like three different headdresses, really. It's got like a sweatband, like a really thick, nice one that goes around here, and I soak that in ice water before I go out.

And then this like headdress that goes over the top and down the back of your neck. So it protects your forehead, the top of your head, and the back of your neck. And I always put that on and then squeeze the mask over it. And I feel pretty safe. I see a lot of people wear beanies when they wear those masks, because then I guess you get bounces way more easy. But also usually you're not playing in beanie appropriate weather, which is just not a good trade off. Going forward, I would wear much better protection, but I get hot. I think partly I'm just not built to handle heat very well. And partly like I carry more body fat than like Kyle Filthy and T-Mart, you know.

So I just get hot out there when I'm running around a lot and prefer not to have like, you know, a beanie, for example, just heat me up. Some of those trips we went on were so hot i remember remember when that i don't know if you were on this one taylor but remember that kid who was like a fan and like he was sitting on the black asphalt in like you know what sometimes the sun is like beating down so bright that you open a door it's a little shaded inside and it's just it's just white like your eyes have it's like that it's like uh you see that effect in movies sometimes. Like vampire movies, yeah.

Yeah. Oh. It was so hot that, I'm going to say it was literally 90, I'm not going to exaggerate, but 94, 95 maybe,

high humidity, south Chicago. And you're running around constantly. We're running around constantly, so we're drinking a lot of fluids and yet not pissing.

That's how you know you're you're working hard it's when you've had like eight gatorades today and you pissed once and it was just a tinkle you know and it was and it was the color of fucking gold you're like i i don't know if things are working out on the inside i feel i feel that i come back in from a hard like i don't know i've been out a long time before i got shot and i come back in and i'm just like let me get to know. I'd been out a long time before I got shot. And I come back in and I'm just like, let me get to those Gatorades. And I'm cracking them open and fucking killing one. And I just finally relax a little bit. My thighs are burning.

I'm sitting there trying to relax for 10 before I go back out. And I look through the glass doors. There's these double doors kind of like you'd have in high school that have the panels of glass. And there this kid is, 14, is 14 15 16 sitting cross-legged indian style on black asphalt with no sunglasses headgear or of any kind and he's just looking straight down at his like knees and i'm just like no if you should give him water to drink or pour it on top of him yeah this is i just like dejected i was like how long's he been out there and i was like everybody's like huh the kid look at him we gotta get this guy some

fluids yeah do you go over there like like i was i was legitimately like he was he didn't have the skin tone for that like i'm a little pale but especially in the summertime like like in that year for sure because i've been out like getting ready for paintball i had a tan this kid was pale and and like he he was doing that thing that like pale women do when they get hot and sweaty where like he's almost got rosacea like his cheeks are just red beet red and not a and and he looked dreadful like he was gonna die i saved a life that day there were a lot of those trips it was just hot as balls out there just just i it was so much fun though like you don't notice the heat that much it's like it's more like when

you get really aware of the heat i don't know you. You know what I mean? You're in the middle of playing, and you're thinking way more about, I've got to get that guy. You wipe the condensation off, and then you'll get shot and get out, and you'll be like, oh, it's so fucking hot. I really didn't notice how hot it was

until I got back to that ice-cold room, and I could feel all the sweat on me. When you were out there, it was kind of like, well, this is just life. But back in that room, you could feel every drop the sweat on me. When you were out there, it was kind of like, well, this is just life. But back in that room, you could feel every drop of sweat on you.

I always loved that shower after a full day of paintball. Washing my hair and looking down at the bottom of the shower at blue, green, yellow, red. I think that one's blood. Just everything, just spread it, just doing a whirlpool at the bottom of the shower. I remember taking a few extra minutes to pee in that little bathroom they had in the back area because there was a vent that came down directly on you as you were peeing.

I'd finish peeing and be like, I'm just going to stand here for just a handful of minutes. I'd use that sink in there to wash my hair. I'd just soak my hair in that sink with the water as cold as it would go and then like and then i would go out like that that always felt really nice to like go out with completely soaked hair as it just that's where you know that's where you're hot anyway so people wear handkerchiefs and that was like it was like a padded handkerchief i think i think it's a paintball accessory that you could probably get wet and do that with. Yeah. Yeah. That's good shit.

Is it like 100 down there, Kyle? It's 100 here. I went out for 20 minutes today, and I didn't like it, so I came back in. I checked the mail, and I got a new neighbor. I spoke to him for a minute, I was like it's fucking hot huh he's like yeah all right bye I am I had a paramotor repair to make today and I had this plan for quite some time the garage gets cooled off even though it's a hundred outside the garage is insulated but not air-conditioned or anything and I I step out and Jackie's with me and it I realized she left the garage door open

for about 20 minutes and i was like no it's a hundred in here like it's so hot it's terrible and she felt bad i had to like walk it back i'm like no honey it's it's fine i don't mind you know how good I am with heat. It's 92 here, to answer your question. I just looked it up real quick. It's hotter there if it's anywhere. It's only like 87, 88 here, but it's 50% humidity. I got so, so wet just standing in my garage putting together my weed whacker yesterday.

Like, just putting it together. I got soaked. 96 here. That is hot. Did you guys see the Wings of Redemption whole controversy? No. You're going to have to fill me in. I have no idea. I'm a bad person because I'm excited to hear about it.

This is a good one. I can see from your face it's a good one. It's a good one. Frankly, he deserves it. He said what he said um we've all said things that we don't want consequences for but frankly i think we're all saying them as jokes and he was like making a like like i think if you if you have a high eq slash iq and you watch us say some of the horrible things we say you're like like, oh, that's tongue-in-cheek. And then later on, I think we all have a serious tone,

serious voice that we'll put on. Sometimes we'll talk about Donald Trump, and it's like, yeah, I think he's going to be great. Maybe he'll take over Puerto Rico and the Solomon Islands too. And that's tongue-in-cheek. And then, hang on, I think I'm being rated. Am I being fucking rated? Oh, no.

Oh, no. Tell your partner boy to get in there and help. Or get one of your many slaves. Is your partner midi? Yeah. This is interesting. It's not. I don't think it's that.

There are many copters in the game. I'll get back to the wings thing because it is funny. There are many copters in the game, and to keep people from hoarding them all because there's only 15 on the entire map, they decay. We had one upstairs. We have a garage that we keep them in.

It just exploded above my head. I've got the game in the background. I'm not playing the game, just to be clear. It exploded and it's the same noise that a rocket makes when it hits your base and so my heart just just like we've got an insane base it would be hard to get in but i don't want to get raided did you see the apex legends release notes that was hilarious to me oh so i don't i've never even played the game but i've read the release notes because i'm still

in touch with the world and they're like we changed the sound effect for when you get a headshot that breaks armor breaking armor sounds like and headshot sounds like pating so this sounds like pacoosh and I'm like this is in the release notes this guy's great but anyway those those noises are important. Yeah. Very sad. I'm sure you remember COD 4. It had that ting when you get a headshot. Mm-hmm. Headshots weren't super important in COD 4, I didn't think.

One more bullet to the body. They were satisfying, though. They were satisfying. But you wanted to know it. In Rust, it's like double damage. And when you get a headshot, it makes this crunch. This crunchy kind of noise. And it's like, triple headshot. Fucking fucked him. All right. So here's what W what wings did uh he plays rainbow six as we all know there are different operators in that game

uh you know you can play it they have names like like this is making names up rocky and this is prickly pete and and and like prickly pete has like his own class like maybe he's like a guy with a pistol a riot shield and some explosives and and. Maybe he's a guy with a pistol, a riot shield, and some explosives. And Rocky, maybe he's a shotgunner with some C4. And Dean is a guy with a sniper rifle. And they're always sort of that class of guy. So anyway, one of the operators is a masculine-looking woman. And she's got muscles.

She's a masculine-looking woman. And they were got muscles. She's a masculine looking woman. And they were speculating whether she was transsexual or not. And Wings said, essentially, there's good trans and there's bad trans. And the guy goes, Meaning like attractive versus non-attractive? The guy goes, I'm going to guess One Direction is good.

Go on. The guy goes, What are you talking about, man? He goes, Well'm going to guess One Direction is good. Go on. The guy goes, what are you talking about, man? He goes, well, you know, sometimes it just looks like a dude with a pirate tattoo, a beard, and some lipstick. And then he made a few more comments. Well, that got picked up by

some website. Oh, no! And they did an article about it. They did an article about Wings? About Jordy, Wings of Redemption, Jordan. And then they played the clip of him saying that if his son were gay, then he would beat him to death. Did he really say that? That's from a while ago.

That's an old one. Did he re-say it? Did he? No. They play that clip, like Specifically that clip from the show. You and I are, of course, going... It starts off with me going, I don't understand why people are opposed to gay marriage.

I don't get it. Bigger things to focus on. We're in it? Yeah. Okay. Then Wing says he'll beat his son to death if he's gay. You say, come on, Wings. You're trying to correct him.

And I come in with, yeah, that'll make him straight. A good beating. We're both disagreeing with him strongly. And he's like, look, look. He shuts us both down. You're trying to go, come on, Wings. And I'm trying to make a joke. And he goes, look, look.

You're my son. You got two choices. Be straight or I beat your fucking ass. Oh, no. Oh, no. He tweeted after his transphobic remarks, let's just say. He was like, sorry, guys. He's in a bad mood.

Oh, I didn't realize he was in a bad mood. Now that I know. And I was on Ambien. Right? No, that genuinely is the funniest way to respond to like an outrage article is just him going, sorry, guys. Real bad mood the other day. That's pretty funny. Jordy Navro saying he was in a bad mood.

Yeah. Kevin Spacey was better. I'm gay. I was in a bad mood. Also, I'm gay. I now choose to live life as a gay man who rapes boys. That's crazy. They delved that far back to find another clip of Wings.

Well, you know, it's not... I'm like, what did they consult with Sean Ranklin? Like, we're doing an article on Wings. You got any footage for us? Oh, do I? They used to do a YouTube search. All you gotta do is do, like, Wings wings of redemption transphobic or homophobic and you'll get some hits huh i can't do you think he was goofing no he was being very serious about

well i mean which one both do you think oh he was yeah i think he's serious about both he's probably matured a bit on the gay thing but but you know last week he certainly thought that like there's good trans and bad trans and you know the bad trans certainly thought that like there's good trans and bad trans and you know the bad trans the ones that still look like a dude what did he say a pirate a handkerchief lipstick and a beard i'm misquoting him a bit and he hates that he acts like he acts like i've missed the complete point of what he said if i get like a syllable wrong but he basically said like you know it's like a guy with a beard and a pirate tattoo

wearing lipstick. That was his example of bad trans. Good stuff. I was in a bad mood. That's so funny. I was in a bad mood. Well, I do feel kind of bad for him getting

ripped up. Although it doesn't look like really anybody cares about this article. Is it possible to hurt Wings? Wings wakes up every day to an industry of picking his lows and making compilations. Is it possible to hurt him there anymore? Maybe it's a positive even. Maybe it's driving more people towards his channel. I have no idea. Yeah, you can't hurt Wayne.

Well, I mean, you can hurt his feelings, but you can't hurt his viewership. The more... If he would just embrace it and just get a writer, maybe someone who could give you some horrible things to say. Do you know anyone like that, Kyle?

Oh! I know two or three! you know if he would just every day he'd just say something awful you know about about you know just something awful something awful that wouldn't get him banned from twitch i mean i feel like he could walk that line for a while yeah yeah absolutely yeah midi's midi soundboard is full of wings of redemption stuff so sometimes people camp outside your base and they'll try to talk shit to you or whatever, and he'll reply with like, I hate my life.

I just wanted to have a good game. I just wanted to have a good stream. Y'all just keep fucking with me. And they're like, bro, bro, chill. We'll leave. It's cool, man. It's rust. It's rust.

And then he'll hit him with a look here, look, listen. Look here, look, listen. And he's got all of these Alex Jones. He's got these Alex Jones quotes that go on for like a solid 60 seconds of alex ranting. He's like I'm a human being i'm the way i'm a throwback This is how people have always been and this is how I am now. I like to fight too I like to eat. I like to have children Have you seen like that edit of like the the soundboard where he's like,

I'm real. I'm a throwback. I love to fuck. I love to fight. I love to... I want to have children. I want to... Fuck. Children. Let's just edit that. I like to fight, too. I like to fight, too. I got blood going through my heart.

Fast! Did you see him on the JRE? I think he was trying to rough up Eddie Bravo. Oh, it was when Bravo... I saw a part of that clip where he said something that was like he was trolling Alex. Yeah. And Alex did not appreciate it

and immediately was just like, They're fucking doing it right now, Bravo! I can send you links! I can send you links! And he's like, Alex, Alex, I'm joking with you, buddy. I'm joking. Took him a while to be sane enough to understand that he was talking it back down. He was goofing. I could see that Eddie Bravo was fucking with him. But even when Eddie Bravo told Alex he was fucking with him,

he still didn't recognize it. He was over the edge. But I would have really liked it if he had made a bad decision and kept pushing that thing to fight Eddie Bravo. He should have. It would have been funny. I'd like to fight, too. What did he say? I'd like to fight, too. Okay, I'm a moron, or something like that.

And then that became a soundboard thing. I'm going to level with you. I'm kind of retarded. I'm kind of retarded.'s right yeah that's it i'm kind of retarded that's such a funny sound you'd be hard pressed to find a funnier overall soundboard than alex jones yeah he's got a lot of those alex the alex jones quotes and they're they're really fucking funny to use on people like like some people have no idea who alex jones is so they just think there's an insane man inside this

base playing Rust. Some people get really tickled by it. They're like, oh, you got Alex Jones, man! Hell yeah! They're just laughing along with us. Does it ever change their behavior? Does it ever make a friend? Yeah! We were on top of these guys' base and we were

waiting on them to come out the door to kill them and then we start playing Alex Jones. Wait, you were roof camping? Roof camping is when you're on your roof with a sniper rifle just shooting naked. It's like you're safe. I'm sorry. My mistake. We were door camping. Is that bad also?

Some people think it is, but they're fucking stupid. The same people who think you shouldn't be. There are a lot of people who are bad at the game and they come up with a lot of fake rules to protect themselves, essentially. If you don't get door camped, add some windows and a shop front. Then you can see outside your door and it won't happen.

They're just people who are bad at the game. And the same thing for people who are like, dude, I was naked. You're killing naked people? Put some fucking clothes on. Put some clothes on. This is my invulnerability shield. My wang. They liked it.

And it's not like they just started the game. They'll just leave their base, strip naked, and go farming for ore and components and stuff. And they'll be like, hey, I just started. I don't have anything. And you'll kill them with a gun. And they're just loaded with gear and shit. And their pockets are full.

So yeah, fuck those people. I shoot everybody. I have some rough questions. Does having clothes impact your capacity like a backpack? No. You've got a set number of slots that they can carry things in. We would

love a backpack. That would be cool. So now it doesn't. Clothes are all about protecting you from radiation, the cold, laceration, and impacts like arrows and bullets. Hmm. Yeah. Makes sense.

And there's lots of tiers of clothes and armor and stuff like that. Can you look the same the whole time? You have no choice. Okay, that's the body, though. But I've seen people, it seems like they get recognized from their YouTube videos or maybe from earlier in the game when I saw you. But I don't understand why, like if hypothetically I kill you, you come back two hours later. Oh. There's a name. I talked over, but I don't understand why, like, if hypothetically I kill you, you come back two hours later...

Oh. There's a name above... I talked over if you didn't hear. There's a name above you. Like, I'm imagining it to be like Minecraft. That's how they know. Because I'm like, if I kill Kyle, then he comes back. Isn't he dressed all differently? The name. Yeah. Alright. Although, like, every wife, I set a...

I pick a uniform, and we wear that uniform the whole time. know you're always we're always going to wear the best armor essentially so that's not going to change it's just the the but you lose it right if i if you die um if you die you lose it we don't i don't think i've lost a gear set this entire week i don't think i've died i don't think anybody's killed me and taken my shit um i'm killed. But, but you can skin. So every face mask looks the same. It starts out like gray metal and you can put a skin on it and make it.

There's like third, there's like a hundred skins or something. And I pay like $10 so that it unlocks what's called a skin box. So instead of buying skins from rust, what some of like one face mask skin could be two or $300, which is absurd right this is like csgo skins and shit like that but i so i pay ten dollars and i get access to every skin that's ever been made essentially for every single item for my one

ten dollars like itunes versus spotify you paid for a subscription and it unlocked all the songs exactly now it's a monthly subscription plan but as long as I don't play the game more than 10,000 years, I'm ahead. It just makes a lot more sense to pay $10 and get all the skins. So I pick a uniform every time. It's like, ah, we'll be all white this wipe

or all red or all green or all blue or whatever. So, yeah. I love that game. It's a lot of fun, man. There's so much to do just there's so much to do there's so much to do it just keeps you super busy i just can't and i was thinking about buying nintendo switch

uh recently because i played uh super smash recently on that and it was a blast uh it was a ton of fun do you like super smash i know that you probably don't kyle have you ever played woody i don't think i've played i i have a thermometer on the wall 91 in here fuck me that's so uncomfortable it's almost as bad as the react oh did you guys watch episode four of chernobyl yes no i watched episode one though though. I've been... I said this before. It's great. I am... My sleep schedule is on track. I go to bed before midnight every night, and I wake up around eight,

and it has just destroyed my media consumption. But you feel healthier, I'm sure. I do. I'm not going to spoil anything. I'm not going to spoil anything, but that was... Episode four is real sad, huh? It's harrowing, yeah.

When those three soldiers are out doing their job. Yeah, it's really rough. I can't imagine what happens to them. Let me guess, they walk around Chernobyl and know that it's going to end poorly for them? No, no. Okay. We don't have to glove anything up,

but I was watching the series, and I'm just, it's not a huge spoiler. Yeah, don't, we don't have to glove anything up, but I did, I was like watching the series and I'm like, I had no idea this whole event was so multifaceted and then I like looked up the actual Chernobyl event

and a lot of this seems to be made up that they put in the show. I don't think so. Like a lot of overcoming obstacles that they didn't have to. Like what?

I don't want to say it because it's like an episode two or three thing. I don't want to say it because it's like an episode two or three thing i don't want to do it for woody but i've been wondering along those same lines i think i can talk without spoiler like kyle laid out in pka some of the reactions they had to the initial explosion if people don't know chernobyl's a nuclear power plant it explodes that happened a long time ago um and they kind of pass the buck and they kind of live in denial as to how to react to this and i'm wondering how historically accurate it is because I want to be like, oh, I'm learning all about the Russian command structure and culture.

But I might be just watching a TV show. Yeah, I'm treating it more like this is a TV show. I think it's fairly accurate, man. Like especially a lot of the like that thing those soldiers are doing. They definitely did that. Especially a lot of the, like that thing those soldiers are doing, they definitely did that. And like pushing all the dirt up and like getting rid of all that and like burying all the dead under the concrete and the lead coffins. That all happened.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Well, I just, I'm literally going off of one person I heard go, this isn't very historically accurate. And I went, I'll accept that uncritically. There was one part where the guy was like there's three like areas of the roof of the plant and he's like he's named them he's given them like women's names and I can't remember the names

but he's like this is Betty if a man were to stand on Betty for three hours he'd be dead in two weeks this is Marsha if you were on Marsha for two hours you'd be dead in two weeks. This is Marcia. If you were on Marcia for two hours, you'd be dead in two weeks.

But this is Thelma. If you were in full protective gear, covered in lead from head to toe, and you stayed for three minutes, you'd pretty much die instantly. He's like, and the other guy goes, what am I saying because because none of them

are russian what we're saying like this is this is the scottish like scott i'm not going to chernobyl i you are boris he's like what we're saying is this is the most dangerous place on the entire planet he's like what but i'm saying is this is the most dangerous place on the entire planet and you're just like holy fuck it is this is the most dangerous place in the entire fucking planet if you stand there for two minutes you die yeah i could live in the north pole for two minutes oh yeah you could live anywhere for two minutes not that place at the bottom of the ocean but but like you know that's full protective gear though that's a though. That's a good point. That's a good point.

Yeah, it was such a huge fuck-up. And by episode four, you kind of get to the bottom of what went wrong. And time is passing. Deadwood comes out on the 31st, by the way. The movie? Yeah. Well, that snuck up on me. The 31st of May? Yeah. I guess up on me. The 31st of May?

Yeah. I guess it wouldn't be the 31st of June now that I process it. I only watched the first season of that show because after I finished the first season, I found out that they didn't renew it and it got cut off in the middle of the storyline, and so I just stopped. Well, they're picking right back up and they're closing it out on a movie. Oh, it's a continuation of the series yeah it's all the all the actors are back it's gonna be like the last episode of game of thrones where they wrap it all up it'll be wonderful oh they'll make a game of thrones movie in in eight

years and they'll fix that debacle dude i hopefully i mean i feel like we've worn out game of thrones talk i my disappointment is growing from how I expressed it a week ago. I think it through and just the framework that they had to work with was so wonderful. And as the framework got more bare because the books weren't written, it just collapsed. Yeah. I like some of those free folk posts. Yes. There was one today.

They really lay it out well because they're experts in the show. We all watch the show, but they go and they take it very seriously. They're doing their homework before they make their post. They're doing a little research. Edmure Tully, we all kind of laugh when Santa was like, Uncle, sit down. There was one today

of Edmure laying out. Let me read it. It'll just take me a moment to find it. Free folk. Oh, here it is. I've got it. Uncle, please sit. Thousands of Riverlanders did not die for Robb Stark so that you could tell me to sit down, niece. While your brother was off losing the war for some foreign whore,

me and his generals were doing our best to win this war with an adequate intel and leadership. I ruled the Riverlands for decades while my father was bedridden, and I'm the only one here with the experience needed to rule the Seven Kingdoms. And all of you people should know that. Sit down and stay down. Yeah. That's a good point. Which it's like, it's, that's what he should have

said. But it was really, they just needed, they wanted a little girl power moment. And a little joke. Yeah, at poor Edmure's expense, who spent the last five years in a in Game of Thrones jail. To be fair, like, when he like, stood up and started talking, I also was like, I don't fucking

care one iota about this character not one bit yeah they should have popped in on him occasionally like like just him in the cell eating rats or whatever he's up to it's just every once in a while did you watch the thing i just linked um let's play it together it's only 15 seconds long and it is the ratings of the Game of Thrones played on piano throughout the seasons. Every episode is a note. Are you guys ready? Yeah. I'm opening it. It's taking a second.

It's playing for us. I'm back. Cue to zero. Ready, set, play. Season three, four, five, six, seven. Season eight falls off a cliff. Something about that. That's a pretty funny way to present it yeah it was a neat way to present

the real song of ice and fire i'm trying to show it visually for our patrons who watch it visually this is funny they're looking at all these like speculation um videos that these channels have made careers on where it's like what's up with jack and hagar nothing what's veris up to nothing what are the white walkers plot device what's up with quayf nothing who will win bran what are the maesters up to nothing you're right and that was one of the praises I've had that I've reversed my position on. I was like, you know,

at least they did kind of answer the questions. Right. And I was like, man, the fan theories made this show better. I liked it when Jack and Hagar might've been the master of swords of Braavos, whatever hit the dancing thing.

Yeah. What's going on in Valyria? Nothing. Yeah. I liked it when there were all these things you know are there more dragons probably not uh and it does seem like they just what about that horn sam found in the snow just a horn these guys finished the show like they were fred flintstone at the end of a work day. They were just the fuck out of there. You know?

Sliding down a dinosaur's tail and running away. My guess was right. I think that they were locked in on a contract on Game of Thrones and two more years of that at the same rate made no sense to them if they could just fuck-a-roo this and move on to Star Wars where God knows how much money they're making.

Yeah, they were probably making like, I don't know, $100,000 an hour, $200,000 an hour on Game of Thrones when they could produce an hour of Star Wars for $6 million, $12 million, who knows. That's exactly what it is. This is about

some very, very rich men wanting to be very, very rich men and basically killing their goose that's laying golden eggs. I wish that there would be enough outcry that they would give the fucking Star Wars shit to somebody else. Yeah, that's what I want.

I want the Star Wars makers to be like, whoa, maybe we don't want D&D ruining the Star Wars franchise. Who's the best out there? Who do you want to do Star Wars? Peter Jackson? To direct it? Yeah. I like... JJ Abrams?

Well, I like James Cameron. James Cameron's the best. He's got some stuff to do. I like James Cameron and Ridley Scott. They're the best at sci-fi, I think. They've got some

shitty movies, but then occasionally they have just some of my favorite movies of all time. I would love to have one of them be at least a contributor of some kind on something like this. They're great at world building, although the Star Wars thing is already fleshed out. You really need somebody who's good at like,

I don't know. I guess you need good writers. That's what it comes down to. You need good writers. There is hot air blowing on me. It feels like a hairdryer on low. I think the scoop is the ducting is not in the vent. So it's just attic air flowing into this.

Oh, you don't want that. That attic air is vent so it's just attic air flowing into this oh you don't want that that attic air is if it's a if it's 92 outside that attic air is 115 yeah no more they met we're actually after the hvac guys leave the fan man's coming in to put attic things we measure it's 140 when it was like 80 degrees out today's 96 i bet it's's 160 up there. Yeah, that's the hottest I've ever been was going up into my parents' attic to retrieve something in the middle of summer. You're up there, and you're like, I'd die in... I'd be dead in 45 minutes.

Like 45 minutes, I think you might die. You pass out and then die. I just happened to be in the backyard for like four hours yesterday. We did some landscaping, and then I went swimming with Colin and just goofing. Anyway, the air conditioner, I was able to monitor it

because I was out there. Four hours, never turned off. What's your camera doing, Kyle? I don't know. Well, we're long past an hour. Maybe call it a wrap? Sure. I think so. No, it's going all Sure. I think so.

I'm going all green. You're looking a little green. You should see a doctor. PKN 249.