Painkiller Already - PKN #251

Episode Date: June 21, 2019

It's PKN time baby!

Okay, Taylor, you can choose Between four topics We'll let you pick out which is first Colin and I are playing a new game I have paramotor paragliding stuff coming up Next two weekends, I'm very excited UFC fights And the St. Louis Blues are clearly gay

Because they went in for a second buttfucking What's first? You know, let's save the blues thing Let's do the one that made Kyle go Which is the UFC discussion. You seem to be on the edge of your seat, Kyle. I didn't watch it again. No, I watched the most recent one.

Yeah, it was Saturday. Yeah, you know, it's been a while since there's been a really stacked card. And this one was so stacked that there was actually people talking like, Hey, why is this fight the headline or not this fight? And they're like, because, well, they're all good fights. They're all good fights. This Marias guy, you know, they're trying to figure out who's going to take the 135-pound belt.

And you've got Henry Cejudo over here, this gold medalist who's already champion at one weight class. And then right below that, Valentina Shevchenko, my favorite female fighter, uh Jessica I negative 14 underdog so I was ready for an ass beating and uh and then obviously Cowboy Cerrone versus Tony Ferguson a man who who hasn't lost in like nearly a decade and yet will not get his title shot and probably still won't get it if Connor comes back which i think is fucking crazy the champion at the top of the card was not a professional fighter the last time tony ferguson

lost that's absolutely true that's absolutely crazy it's been so long since the man lost a fight forget about like losing a bit lost a fight that that there weren't even women fighting in the ufc the last time he lost a fight. That's how long it goes back. That whole Ronda Rousey thing? He was undefeated throughout all of it. Yeah. She was doing Olympic Judo or something

the last time he lost a fight. It was May 5th, 2012. Yeah, it's been a long fucking time. We were still worried about that Mayan thing. Was it the end of 2012 where it happens? Or the beginning? I don't know.

We're only halfway through this thing. I just know the world's about to end. It could. Those Mayans. The same year that The Dark Knight Rises, Hunger Games, and Django Unchained came out. Dear God. That's the last time a man lost a fight. Can you tap your mic, Taylor?

Tap it? You're right. Oh, it's the right mic. I would just, maybe it would be closer. And I was real excited for this thing. And it lived it's the right mic I would just maybe just be closer and I was real excited for this thing and it lived up to the hype I thought I thought the the the cowboy Cerrone uh fight versus the guy that we're talking about who's never lost who hasn't lost a fight in so long was pretty fucking good cowboy held his own for about one round and then Tony just started doing that weird kung fu jitsu capoeira sort of odd movement like a panther in there.

Why is his go-to move turning around and hitting you with his elbow? How does that land all the – he hits it three times in a row. Three times in a row and within the course of like 60 seconds. If I tried that on you, Taylor, you'd just step backwards four inches and look at me for being so silly. Hit me in the face with the elbow once. Shame on me. Hit me in the face with the elbow twice.

Well, you ain't going to do it a third. Well, he did it a third time. Well, I forgot about the first one after the second one. So, hey, well, where am I? To me, that spinning stuff is really telegraphed. Yet, it really seems to work for some people. It's probably way easier to see the telegraph from the stands or like from, or is that maybe it's the opposite? I don't know.

That and he sets it up. He's right on top of you. He's already thrown a couple of body shots, and then all of a sudden he's spun around 360 degrees and elbowed you in the chin. I did it three times. I turned around 360 degrees and elbowed you in the chin. I did it three times. I turned around 360 degrees and walked away. I think part of it is they don't see it in practice 10,000 times. One, people don't tend to throw elbows

in practice very much because it cuts you up and really damages you. And two, just not a lot of people throw it well. So when you're throwing, you're spinning elbows at me. That's just not something I've seen a thousand times like a jab. So Cowboy was pretty beaten up at the end of round two. elbows at me like that's just not something i've seen a thousand times like a jab so so cowboy was pretty beaten up at the end of round two and uh something controversial happened where the bell

rings right or the buzzer or whatever and tony the the guy who hasn't lost in so long throws one more punch and hits cowboy right in the fucking nose and while it wasn't a haymaker it was a solid straight punch that really connected well and i think it broke his nose uh right there i don't think it fractured his uh his uh orbital uh bone because that was also fractured but i think it broke his nose or at least broke it worse than it was already broken in that fight i think that and so he goes back to his corner he does something you're not supposed to do he blows his nose to try to get the blood out. And he literally inflates his eyeball over here. Not his eyeball, but his eye socket becomes inflated.

And it swells up like something from a cartoon and just closes. And that's the fight. He can't continue. So, yeah, his nose was busted up during the second round. The commentators remember he was bloody and he was kind of touching it more than you'd normally touch your nose. So it was busted up during the second round. The commentators were bloody and he was kind of touching it more than you'd normally touch your nose. So it was busted up. But like Kyle said, he got stuck at the end of the round. And I didn't know much about the skull until I looked into it after this.

It turns out your sinus cavity goes like behind your eyeball. And when your nose is broken, and I did know you weren't supposed to blow it. So did Cowboy. He just made a mistake. Apparently, when your nose is stuffed like that, it feels know you weren't supposed to blow it. So did Cowboy. He just made a mistake. Apparently, when your nose is stuffed like that, it feels like you can't breathe, and the temptation to blow it is really strong. Eddie Alvarez

did a similar thing maybe two years ago. And he blew it. He blew like a snot rocket, and then poof. Like with the Eddie Alvarez, they got a really good camera angle on it. You can literally see his eye inflate like a balloon. Above his eyelid, and below. Like with a bag to your eye would be. You can literally see his eye inflate like a balloon above his eyelid and below, like with a bag to your eye would be.

They tell you not to do that in all sports. If you break your nose, don't blow it. See, I didn't... That's funny. I didn't know this was such common knowledge. And he blew it, his eye closed, he looked like a beat-up Popeye, and the doctor called the fight.

Yeah, it's a bit of a shame, and I would like to see the rematch honestly i mean if i'm tony ferguson i want the title shot obviously i have the floor again yeah dude so tony ferguson we've talked about him for like a year now because he had that episode where he went crazy in kind of a not funny way where you know he was trying to find those people that lived in his wall right you know his wife filed a restraining oil stuff like that so after the fight the doctor stops it and he had that second round hit everyone's booing him he's being booed by what i'll call 20 000 people and you could tell it really hurt this man he wanted to come back

i think he wanted some praise he wanted some uplifting feeling from this victory like and he needed it this guy emotionally needed a win in life and he got a win in the octagon but my gosh he like his feelings were hurt he goes let them get their booze in yeah really i felt bad for him and he's not the good guy in his story you know know, kind of a victim of mental health. You know, mental health is health, whatever. I don't blame people for cancer. Do I blame them for things that make their wives scared? Kind of, you know?

But I did also want the guy to have, like, turn it around. I wanted good things to happen for him. And somehow he managed to win and it wasn't good for him yeah but but i think that he he did a really good job in the post-fight press um or in the post-fight like interview of like that's half of it sort of saying that he didn't like how that went down he didn't want to win that way and you know he did a good job with that the other part is they interviewed him and fergus, the guy who was who hit after the bell goes, go talk to Cerrone. And Cerrone clears it for him.

He's like, man, I'm sorry I had to stop. It had nothing to do with that after the bell punch. Good on you, Tony Ferguson. You're a great guy and I have tons of respect for you. Tony Ferguson, you're a great guy, and I have tons of respect for you. Donald Cerrone did one of the nicest things that's ever been done in the UFC social sphere, in that this guy needed a helping hand, and he gave it to him emotionally. Yeah, he absolutely did.

He could have really gone the other way with that if he'd wanted to. He could have guaranteed himself a rematch. You know what? Third round, I felt like I was going to come back. I was going to come back. I was motivated. Maybe if he didn't get two and a half rounds in before I could even start the third, things would have gone a little different. Nose felt fine until that after the bell hit, really.

I was doing well until he cheated there. And look at the crowd. Yeah! Yeah! Bullshit! You know what? This brown boy, I think maybe we need to look into where he's even from. Don't do that.

Lately. Cowboy is going to have to do a little paperwork. Jesus Christ. We can't make those jokes on YouTube. Why not? It's the new era. Not anymore. Because people are getting like the generals taking from them.

No more funny. I'm not that bad about that. But yeah, I thought it was a really good fight uh up until that and i would watch the rematch for sure and uh but but then you know there's a lot of good fights for tony out there and then my girl valentina shevchenko kicked this bitch in the fucking head so hard that she went to the twilight zone and her feet curled inward as she's laying there unconscious and she was literally unconscious for over a minute laying there. Normally what happens after a fighter loses really bad for you,

that fighter just goes off camera and they're not there anymore. He just watched the winner celebrate his or her victory. And that's the, the Joe Rogan kept saying, Oh man, Jessica's not moving yet. You know, in like 40 seconds, she still hasn't moved. Oh, I hope that Jessica Eye is going to be okay.

A minute and a half later, I think I saw her tremble or something. It was like, oh, my God. The loser really got maybe more attention than the winner because it was so horrific, this knockout. And Jessica Ai. I need to look. How hot is Jessica Ai? Has she come back and made a statement

since being passed out for two minutes? Which is like super, super not good for you. That's super bad for you. I know! Yeah, she had won three fights in a row, but the problem is that Valentina Shevchenko is just head and shoulders above, better than anybody else in that division.

That's her weight class. That's hers. I want to see that rematch of her and Amanda Nunez. Those two girls are the baddest women on the planet. Did they fight before? Oh, yeah. A very close decision and Amanda won. I watched the fight very closely because I'm a big fan of hers and I felt like maybe a draw would have been a better decision or even

to give it to Valentina. I felt like the most wrong decision that there could have been was to give it to Amanda. The other two decisions seemed to make a lot more sense to me personally. It looked very close. And they gave it to Amanda. I think it was for the 135. I found pictures of Jessica.

She's pretty. She's pretty. And she benefits from being super fit. She's a professional athlete who's like mega fit and stuff. But sometimes in the octagon, I can't tell how hot they are. You know, when you put a mouth guard in them and you put cornrows in their hair, it's a real neutralizing factor. Just me?

I'm the only one who feels this way? I don't really care how they look, honestly. They could have like an eye patch and like a big scar across their face okay wait wait you're winning me over tell me more what else what's the tat situation on this eye patch chick but it's very very very i like a mixture of of types of fights when i when i buy a card like that so like it was cool to see all three of the main fights ended in different ways. And they were different fights.

By definition. Stylistically, they all went down. Let me just expand on that really quick. One was a women's championship fight, which was a very different thing than a small man championship fight, which was a different thing than the 155-pound man. Carry on.

Oh, yeah. The little guys then fought. They're trying to bring together the 135-pound belt because the 135-pound champion got caught cheating. And so now who's going to be EPO? And now they've got to figure out who's going to be the champ of 135.

And so they bring up Henry Cejudo from 125 or whatever and uh they've got this uh morales mariah yes yeah mariah's but i'm spacing on his first name and he's just a killer i didn't know very much about him this marlin i think is correct yeah and i watched a bunch of that 125 pound men's division right no no because because of what happened last night, or during this fight, I think helped out a lot to keep it alive because this Marlon Marais guy is a real

killer. I didn't realize it. I didn't know much about him. I watched his highlights. I watched a couple of his fights and just a very violent little man. Do you think that fight kept it alive, not killed it? I think that kept it alive. Did you know that wasn't 125? Yeah, it's 135 for its 135 pound belt.

So that we actually have a champion at 135. He killed, it was a great fight. Cejudo was behind in the first round. Then he just came back in the second round, made it a dog fight. And I don't know how many knees he put in Marias's face, but I'm going to say nine. And then he just beat the dog shit out of him. It was very fun to watch.

It was shocking to see a small guy at that that's at that high level gas out in the second round but henry sudo's pace was just such that the other guy couldn't keep up and the cool thing about henry i don't know if you've heard but he's a gold medalist in the olympics and uh and so he's like a he's a three weight class world champion at a couple of different divisions. In the Olympics, his weight class was 121 pounds. And then 125-pound UFC champion and 135-pound. I just feel like some of those are pretty close.

Like, I'm not only the 124-pound champ, but I'm also the 125-pound champ. Tell it to boxing. I'm the super ultra double cruiserweight champion. Not to be mistaken with the super duper ultra superweight champion over there. In boxing, there's another weight class like every four pounds, so everyone gets to be champ.

Yeah. I think we maybe saw the same Chael Sonnen video where he's like, he did it across three weight classes. Then you find out they're 121, 125, and 135. Now he wants 145. If he wins at 145, then you can't argue anything. Now you've stepped up to a different class of man.

You've stepped to a class of man that stands 5'10 tall and walks around at around 180 something pounds. That's a full grown fella. I want to see him fight Dominic Cruz. I want to see him fight Max Holloway. Let's go. You're going to kill him. You're going to kill him.

I want to see him fight Dominic Cruz. I think Dominic Cruz beats him. Dominic Cruz is very good wrestling. Now Cejudo has better wrestling but I'm not sure it's so much better that he can impose it and then and then cruz has much better striking that i think he can impose and he's bigger you know he's gonna be much taller he asked for um cody cody help me with his garbrandt and uh that'd be an interesting fight but i really want to see cruz get the title because i'm a fanboy of him. Has anybody ever died in a UFC fight?

No. MMA, yes. UFC, no. That's going to happen eventually, right? Yes. Probably not. I think they take care of these guys pretty well. It would have to be a real freak accident.

I think the way that it would most likely happen is by a slam. Somebody lands on their neck the wrong way. But as far as strikes the head. It looked like that happened with that poor girl a month ago when I watched that one. Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. But I think that our skulls are made to take some punishment despite all the stuff we see with brain injuries and stuff like that. What we don't see is somebody like, yeah, he got hit in the head he just died you rarely see that it's more like he got hit in the head up

over and over and over and he lived i mean he doesn't know where he is anymore but he lived let me expand on that so i i was thinking it would be a kick to the head because they can be so vicious but the slam is like i like that's a really smart idea too i think it's going to be someone who cuts weight a lot and gets hit in the head really hard. It's something about a shin to the head. Because in boxing, oh, this is the other thing I wanted to say.

So in boxing, a couple of people have died. And usually what it is, is just repeated blows to the head. And I'm not sure the science has settled as to what's worse, a really bad shin to the head or a hundred hands to the head. I think it's the hands.

I think you're getting, you're concussed over and over and over and over so many times, but the gloves and the standing 10 count are allowing you to continue to just keep continue, continue, continuing on. You know, they'll stop fights in the UFC if it just starts looking kind of bad and

different guys get different looks. The UFC has fewer weight classes, which means that people are more inclined to do big weight cuts. You know, if you're just not quite perfect, if you're a little small for 170, you have to go all the way to 155. And that can be a lot. Yeah, yeah. They need to throw in that 165 pound weight class. But yeah, I guess that's enough UFC talk. But I just want to say I really enjoyed the card uh i felt like i got my money's worth uh and

sometimes you don't sometimes you're like should i stream that one you know but uh but this one i was like yeah got my money's worth i enjoyed this a lot um and i felt like it it's almost like when you watch the first part of a good movie you know know, you're like, the sequel to all of these fights is going to be great. These are all leading somewhere. Like Shevchenko, what is she going to do next? It's got to be Nunez, I feel like. Really? Yeah, who's it going to be?

Who else at 125? I don't know the girls that well at 125. Yeah, she's cleared them out. She's cleared them out at 125. What about that young chick? She's like hot enough to be a model i think she fought that night too yeah no is she not coming up enough i don't see how to i feel like if this was 155 pound man i know all all the top 15 guys but in the women's i don't gap i think there's a there's still a big skill gap especially at 125 for whatever reason. I just don't know.

I think that Shevchenko is just physically looks so much better than everybody else. Her and Amanda have this different kind of look about them physically that you don't see in the other girls. I thought Jessica I was her equal physically. To pass the eye test? You don't think so?

She was taller I she was taller. I thought maybe a little bit longer, but she she still had that sort of awkward gangliness that like some female athletes can have. I don't know. Like Shevchenko striking so sharp. It's so accurate. It's so snappy and so athletic the way she wrote the way she uses her entire body and her she hits people at the end of her punches the way she mixes kicks in and not one kid not not just the not one kick

or two kicks i'm talking about types of kicks you know it's it's from like three different disciplines coming from five different angles at four different targets that's that's why the girl got kicked in the fucking head she thought it was going low you can see her put her arms down just like look just like daniel cormier and you know trying to stop john jones like oh shit body kick uh-uh coming from that skull bitch yeah the champions always look like boss characters in this game they always do you see john jones and you're like well that's the formula right there long rangy kicks he hits people with elbows like other people do fists it's incredible and then some short stocky guy comes in and you're like well shucks he's just too strong everyone else looks like a little kid the way that he

manhandles them the Khabib his wrestling is so outstanding there's nothing you can do about it and then you know like a Conor or Anderson Silva? That the guy had a ground game, but he never used it. He was just all this next level striking, whatever the champ is doing right now looks like an unbeatable formula until it's not. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. It's, it's, I think it's just how they, some people are just really good at using what they have and that's what it's about. And it's easy to look at what they have and say

well that's clearly the formula and you're just not seeing the intangibles because they're intangibles you know the thing is this guy's a champion athlete he's he knows how to impose his will he's got the mindset a lot of times it's confidence you know you come in there i guarantee valentina one of that fight like i'm here to kill you know i beat her up then i go back to pull where she from kyrgyzstan then i go back to kyrgyzstan you know drink a little fermented goat milk i don't even the other girl is just like yeah the girl's just like i hope that uh you know it goes well um you know i don't know valentina's a big girl you know i won my last three against uh mickey from hooters and and diane you know diane was on that season of American Idol.

Much better at singing than fighting, admittedly. My opponent had a three-fight winning streak. Four if you count Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, I just feel like Valentina's coming there with such a fucking mindset of a killer. Like, you know, you've talked about how maybe some female athletes have more

a different mindset going into competition, whether it's swimming or it's boxing or it's mixed martial arts. And holy shit, Valentina, Amanda, those two ladies definitely have a different kind of mindset. I just think women that want to fight for a living is a very small pool, you know? And if you're somehow wired like a lot of guys can be you know their their desire to be a professional athlete they're putting everything else in life aside to just excel at this one thing then i mean it's right for the taking you know betcha korea was a cpa like two and a half years before she fought ronda rousey she got into mma to help her lose weight which i would argue was mildly successful and she somehow got a title shot anyway all right that's that's one of the most unathletic

looking women i've ever seen get into the octagon more than once there's this you know when she was uh before ronda rousey was fighting she jumped in the air it's like just kind of her warm-up that's it yeah it still does it i wish i could describe it in words that painted this picture for you but it's the most unathlete it's like a 10 year old fat kid it's like she jumps and gravity wins dude before i rolled with joe lozano the time kyle was there with the commentary and stuff before we rolled he just did this thing where he like, you know, sort of loosened up his neck. And it got like, oh my god. Oh.

I thought he was like us. He's something different than me. Like he just moved like an athlete. Yeah, when you're that athletic and you're bouncing around to sort of loosening up, gravity doesn't seem to have quite the pull on those guys as it does the rest of us they they it's almost like they're fighting in 0.8 g's or something like that because because they're just so well put together and they move in such a way and she is not that she's walking around like 1.3 g's she's like she does this thing she jumps and she does like a ha and it's just like nah you you that you got like this high off the ground, lady. You'd have been better off just growling or something. Like, what are you doing?

She fought recently. I don't know if you saw her last fight. It was like the last event. It wasn't the Holly Holm fight, was it? No, no, no, no. I don't recall exactly who she fought. But she hadn't fought in like two years. She came back.

I don't remember the outcome. It feels like to me that maybe she was getting the shit beaten out of her and then she she pulled out a submission at the end uh that that's the way i remember it um that that she was really getting her ass handed to her and then snuck in an arm bar or a choke and uh and actually got the win at the end no So I'm looking it up. I just got it in front of me. So Holly Holm was in 2017. Then, like you said, there was a two-year gap, and she missed weight. She missed weight by quite a bit, yeah.

Yes. Yeah, she is by six pounds, which is a lot in the UFC world. And she lost to Irene Aldana. I don't know her. Okay. Yeah, in the third round. I thought maybe she had won. Maybe Irene or whatever got. Maybe don't know her. In the third round. I thought maybe she had won. Maybe Irene or whatever got...

Maybe it was the opposite. Maybe she was ahead. That's probably enough UFC talk. I really enjoyed myself. Good time. Let's let you choose topics. My SIV weekend coming up? Kyle and I have a new game? Or the St. Louis Blues got butt-fucked?

I wanted to see... This is a really interesting article about all these people who have died during professional sports. Because I imagined, like... First of all, I learned what a spitball is. I thought a spitball was like... Honestly, I never thought about what it was. But apparently that's when you put pine tar or something on your fingers. And you get it on the ball and you give it the old tricky skidoo. And a dude got hit so hard with one of those in 1890 that he died,

and it says that that's when they got rid of the spitball. Kyle, you maybe knew that history. I was surprised by this guy. What the fuck is his name? Fran Crippen. He was a swimmer, and he died. Tell me he didn't drown. It wasn't in the pool though. It says that

in 2006 he transitioned to open water swimming and he was doing a 10k near Saudi Arabia and apparently people at the end were like yeah, he should have been here by now. They sent out some sea dues

and they started looking around and then they uh they found him and he had had drowned and died but then it wasn't a shark because no it was and then they suspected they're like they think the warmer water near saudi arabia may have been more taxing on his body and led to an arrhythmia or something but the thing is is like you should never be unaccompanied in an open swimming event, right? Behind you, there should be a dude with a Sea-Doo,

a Wave Runner, just kind of keeping tabs, right? That seems like an enormous oversight. That's how we do it. Rogan had a guy. It depends on what's going on. I don't know what this guy was doing but uh the guy on rogan who was discussing sort of doing solo events and solo swims and stuff like that

he's just out there by himself and he'd talk about all kinds of scary shit that would happen you know sharks and uh how would you do that to yourself that sounds so scary yeah it sounds terrifying it's one of my i i have that nightmare where you're like you're in the water and it's down below you and like you can't get away you're you're in the fucking water you can't even run you know i was jumping and like getting a little nervous when we were playing fucking raft a few months ago and i would be like i gotta get out okay the sails down get your uh adrenaline going like but and that in real life like if you put me in the middle of the ocean with a loaded handgun just bang just immediately just why does he think a handgun's gonna work

underwater oh i didn't see where this was going it was a flare gun what you could see you could hear me from there you could see it's too scary uh we did a um uh a five mile race right now i was a participant in this race but the lifeguard sort of managed it and stuff and uh i put my arms on like a lifeboat and i'm racing but i'm not taking it like super seriously but i'm trying to do well and i'm like guys give me a drink and I didn't even need water it was a 5 mile race but I thought it would be really cool and they handed me vodka

and I took like one sip and just like swam on it wasn't what I was looking for I've heard of people doing that like you know when you were in high school or whatever and everybody had their vodka and their water bottle and you hear about people like oh we got so drunk the next morning. I reached over to take a big drink and I just opened it and glug, glug, glug, and oh, it was vodka.

It's like I don't believe you. The second you open a bottle of alcohol, even if it's in there, you go, no, that's not water. This was a – Immediately you smell it. The nature of the thermos was that you – it had like a flip-up straw almost. Oh, no. Ah, well, that sucks. That's different. I just t smell it. The nature of the thermos was that it had a flip-up straw almost. I just tipped it. I think I spit it out, really.

It wasn't the water I was going for. No, it was the vodka. It wasn't the water at all. Yeah, but about the blue. No hyperbole. If the blues lose tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself live on the next PKA. We appreciate you doing that.

I'm glad you thought of us. No wasteful suicide for us. No, sir. Taylor's the kind of guy who wants to get us a few extra clicks. A few extra clicks. Dude, if they did lose, it's going to happen. Actually,

tomorrow night, if they did lose tomorrow and I actually shot myself on stream and it somehow got uploaded onto Live Week or something, that would be one of those internet things that lived forever.

And then like... So I'm thinking, internet immortality, a lot of clicks. But the only way to do it is you guys both have to yell world star. Oh, no problem. I want you to blame the coach of the Blues right before. What's his name? Who?

The coach of the Blues. Oh, Berube. This is your fault, Berube. Berube's the coach of the Blues? Yeah! Berube's the coach of the Blues? Yeah, Berube's the coach of the Blues. And I want that framed jersey to be right behind you on the wall so it dramatically gets spattered with blood

when you do it. Yeah. Just... The more I'm thinking about this, Taylor... The more I think this might... I mean, what's the rest of my life going to be like, really? It won't be nearly that funny. No.

To kill myself over a hockey game. Well, it's more than just a game. This is your moment. This is your moment in time. I've already resigned. They're going to lose. It's fine. Yeah, that's a good way to deal with this sort of thing.

You know, just like, we're going to lose every time. fine. Yeah. That's a, that's a good way to deal with this sort of thing. You know, just like, ah, we're going to lose every time. Just don't get my hopes up ever. Cause it'll hurt more. If I do, don't be thinking that for a whole year, all my favorite players will be carrying the cup around and there'd be a parade in town,

just right near my house where they'd have, don't even think about any of that stuff. They'd be talking about my favorite players on sports center and ESPN. And, and like, like maybe some people like want to come to St. Louis and play now and when I'm not saying we're gonna get a dynasty I know we're not Chicago but but but god damn it we could be right back in the playoffs next year and maybe

then something does get moving where people say hey St. Louis is a hockey town and and five years from now we're right back in it and we're winning a second cup. And then you can start saying the D word because we're coming back again the next year. We're going to pick up a lot of guys in free agency. It's going to be a good year. Yeah, don't think about any of those positive things. None of those things. Just think about becoming an even bigger version of the meme

of being the worst professional sports franchise in North America. So, but at least we can double down and like seal the deal on that. Like Cleveland, get on my, get on my level. Now, now,

now we lose. Now we are the ultimate losers. We already were. I need to lose your whole franchise now and then. Right. Atlanta beat us. Well, I didn't let Browns lose their franchise and come back. Right? Damn it, Georgia. Atlanta beat us. Well, didn't the Browns lose their franchise and come back?

Am I crazy? Oh, they may have. I don't know anything about football. I just know of them as losers, and I used them as a terrible team to lose. You've gone to game seven. You're going to game seven in the championship. Like, that's got to be...

There's got to be some solace in that. Like, hey, we... No, it is. It's cool because I've never seen them go this far but i would rather if they don't win and they lose i would rather them have just sucked all year and gotten a better draft pick well they'll get a better draft pick than boston that's true no no because we traded our first round away we made it we traded it away because we made because we made it past the second round or we won the Western Conference.

I don't fucking know the intricacies of the trade. We're getting no pick no matter what. Hopefully we can win. The Blues are the kind of team that all-stars want to play for now. They'll come there just to pick up their ring. That's what I'm saying. They could. They could.

That's the precipice that we Are right at the edge of And Wednesday night Could be the thing that turns St. Louis Into a dynasty Six months ago they were in last place Yeah, they were straight up last place Like they were the worst team

If you don't think there will be an ESPN 30 for 30 made about the Blues If they win this, you are dead wrong. This is huge for the Blues. It's bigger than just the Stanley Cup. To go from last to champion, it'd be a great story. Has anyone gone from worst to first like this in a season? No.

Angels in the outfield. And nobody's missed the playoffs and then won the Stanley Cup the next year. Nobody's done that yet. You've got a real Angels in the outfield type scenario going on right now. It's pretty great. Dude, it's got a flap. The Blues are killing me

because there are times when I'm like, they're legit winning this. Like, they're ahead in games. They're like, when they stole home ice, it was like, wow, that's actually

a thing they've accomplished. They went into, is it last night's game or two nights ago? Two nights ago? They went into that game ahead in games. They were up up three to two i'm like third and now they're tied in games and my mindset has flipped like it always has with whoever scored most recently and i'm like they're getting outscored something like 21 to 13 do you happen to know it oh i don't actually know

the numbers but game three they lost badly and then it's only over two games though because game three we lost really bad and then game five we lost really bad no game six and then i remember i was watching downtown there were hundreds of thousands of people there the whole city was electric and i was down there watching not at the arena because i can't afford four thousand dollar tickets and i was down there and, not at the arena because I can't afford $4,000 tickets. And I was down there and like I was being super negative because usually the more negative I am, the better outcome there is. I'm never positive. The only time this entire series I've said, and I've got a really good feeling about this one, was before game three when we got absolutely butt fucked.

And so like I was talking to my friends like, what do you think, man? I think Blues take it 3-2 and we win the cup. I was like, Blues are going to lose 5-0. Then the Blues are like, dude, you're such a fucking downer. Blues lose 5-1. You were close. I was close. After the first and second goal, everybody was still fine because we've come back from way worse than that before.

Then after the third one, which is like a weak goal, everybody's like, ah. Everybody was super bummed out and sad the blues have lost even bigger next time they lost by two by five and by four and by two is a decent loss i don't even think there was a there was an empty yeah there was there was an empty net in all three of those by two by five and by four and they have won by one in overtime by two and by one. It is fucking impossible to put up goals on this Rask guy. It is fucking

impossible. He's way too good. He's in the perfect position every time. Even if the Blues win the Stanley Cup, he's getting the Conn Smythe guarantee. Conn Smythe is the trophy they give to the MVP of the playoffs throughout the playoffs. No chance a Blues player takes it, even if the Blues win.

Like Rask has been out of this world. What if Terrence Ankle gets a hat-trick in Game 7? If he gets a hat-trick in Game 7, then yes, he'll win the Conn Smythe. But he's not going to get a hat-trick in Game 7, because we're going to lose Game 7 3-1. Hmm. I think you're right. Sorry. It's going to be very close. 2-1

all game. And then the Blues are going to pull their goalie, get scored on quickly. I heard a stat today. Stanley Cup Finals Game 7 at home. Home team wins 75% of the time. Oh, yeah. Usually. But also the Blues home record this playoffs

6 wins, seven losses. Our away record, ten wins, three losses. That doesn't make any fucking sense. I feel like Boston is an older team. They've been there before. They have the core of more experienced guys. And they're American. If Boston doesn't win this, their window's kind of over.

Char is getting older. Marshawn's getting older. Bergeron's slowing down. But the Blues are so much younger. They've never fucking been there before other than Perron last year with the Knights. And Perron has not been a rock. He has been doing all sorts of stupid shenanigans all series.

And it seems like, if anything, at home, the fact that the whole city's so like, woo-hoo! And they know like, oh, fuck, the entire city is watching. I think the rating in St. Louis was 33, meaning a third of TV sets in the metro area were watching the game. Yeah, it's real big. I saw that.

I think that just made them nervous. I think they're kind of so green and so young. Whereas when they're in Boston and they're getting booed, or in Winnipeg or Dallas or San Jose getting booed, they're like, all right, well, this kind of feels just like a louder version of regular season games. Okay. Yeah, of course they're going to hate.

Yeah. All right. And then they do that. I don't know. I'm trying to get in the psychology of it, but it's such a disparity that to dominate on the road more than any other team by that much and be so ho-hum milk, milk toast at home.

It just doesn't make sense. I don't know. It, what a, it's exciting. It is super exciting make sense. I don't know. It's exciting, Kyle. It is super exciting. I'm super stoked on it. I'm going out watching all the games.

I'm watching at a bar tomorrow night with a bunch of friends. That'll save you $4,000. Yeah, well, that'll save me about $4,000. I can't imagine what the prices are like for this next one. Oh, the Enterprise Center for the Watch Party sold out so fast. Those are only $20 a ticket, that Bush Stadium is now selling tickets, and they're going to have a bunch of TVs set up

so people can go to the Cardinals Stadium and watch too. That sounds like all of the cons of going to a sporting event with none of the pros. It's like, hey, would you like to be in a giant stadium full of smelly people with very little bathroom access and expensive as fucking sessions? Oh, and wait, there's more. You're going to have one hell of a time getting out of here tonight with all the drunk drivers and traffic. God, no.

What's the bright side? Well, the teams aren't even here. Yeah. Kyle's on to something. Yeah, definitely don't go to just a regular bar that's going to be having all sorts of Stanley Cup specials. I was going to try to counter Kyle and say, no, there's an electricity and environment. There's like an excitement.

Are you in a neck brace that keeps your head continuously at a 45 degree angle so the jumbotron is perfectly positioned for you? I don't think I've ever watched a big sporting event in a bar, but I imagine it exists there too, that everyone's sort of same team. Yeah. It's not my environment, but I could see liking it for a while.

So what game are you and Colin playing? World War Z. It's basically Left 4 Dead 3. I discovered it recently. If you don't know it, it's a current game. It's a 2019 game, I think. And it's Left 4 Dead 3. It's a 2019 game, I think. And it's Left 4 Dead 3. It's so much like Left

4 Dead 3. You've played a little Left 4 Dead. You know the boomers? They're in it. The chargers? They're in it. Zoe? She's in it. She's Asian now, but she's still Zoe. It is such a good... Coach, the fat black guy? He's in it. They copied... They basically came out with the Left 4 Dead 3 that I had been looking for.

We've only played it a little bit, less than an hour. But it's what I wanted. It's, Colin, he's pretty good on the mouse and keyboard. But when a game gets really complex, like Borderland, trying to figure out which gun is appropriate for next mission. And like, this one shoots acid. So if you're up against robots and it does this, and this one shoots fire fire so if you're up against furry things and like it's a lot for him so this is just a it's like left for dead 3 and we're digging it so far nice yeah yeah i haven't i have not and it's even heard of that game i have a decent computer and uh you know it's a 1080i or ti 1080 ti and uh this game at least uses it you know it's up at 87

90 some percent um whereas lefford had three i think the embedded graphics on a cpu would do it a really uh chiz got me real good with a tweet last night uh i tweeted out, hey, tweet me the funniest subreddits to mock on Reddit on the show. And Chiz just like, he must always have Twitter open because he's always like right away. And he's like, our hockey and our St. Louis Blues. And everybody's like, woo, yeah. I was like, oh, God damn it. Walked right in.

But I linked something here. Apparently Dan Bilzerian's Twitter is right now in the process of being hacked because he's got a bunch of very not his brand things being said right now. And that's gotta suck. But at the same time, if if it's going if you're gonna get hacked wouldn't you much prefer that it be someone like this who's so over the top and

ridiculous that people pick up on it immediately instead of like a sneaky grifter kind of troll who people are like man he's acting weird oh shit I can't believe he said that. Maybe they are built for it after all. Yeah, if Dan Blazarian just went a little white nationalist or a little too pro-gun, if that's a thing, then he could get in trouble. But no way Dan Blazarian tweets out, free X9, fuck that little bitch Drake. I don't think he's in that scene.

Probably not. Or, or hi it's neil yeah and all these people that he's definitely like not friends with shout out to clits oh he has effing n-bomb uh that's not a thing he would say no yeah no he They'll get that fixed real quick. They will. They will. It's never cool to call a girl a slut just because you like boring women doesn't make it okay to judge ones who aren't. I like progressive Dan Bilzerian.

Whoever stole this guy's account. I don't hate that one. That's a good character. Progressive Dan Bilzerian. Man, I only hang out with women because I respect them so much. You think we fuck? No. I invite them all in. They give me PowerPoint presentations on privilege and hierarchical

structures in our society that could be undermined. I'm guilty constant. How many of those girls is he sleeping with? all of them that's what he wants us to think right that's the reality i choose to believe okay well i can't argue with that i i there is someone in my universe that hangs out with a lot of really hot girls and he's not sleeping with them and uh not me then no no no yeah that's a different a loser and it's just like dan's fucking those girls um a lot of those girls are uh some of those girls are paid models that just

come there for a shoot of the day or whatever he's probably he's not fucking most of those but dan's instagram has millions and millions of people on it and amongst those millions are tens of thousands of beautiful women who just want to fuck him and so he fucks them yeah he's also in their league like it is it stands to reason that if dan blazerian was exactly the same as him but a multi-million dollar cpa with no social media following he'd still fuck some of those girls yeah it takes a guy like 30 years of hard work to get to the same level as like a hot 20-year-old in society. When it's just like, you know,

it makes sense all of a sudden. When you're like, man, why are all these women with these old guys? It's like, well, they've been the ones busting their hump for the last 30 years and that's why they got that dope palace full of cars. Having said that, you know, their values can kind of crisscross right like it's definitely a point

i would never say that but uh but yeah you know girls peak early unless they're bringing something to the table aside from their look yeah well after women go rotten at 29 i totally agree with you yeah thanks taylor now no one will talk about what I said No, no You're right There's definitely a trade off Sexual market value Where it's like You can be like a big fat fuck

As long as you're like You can be like a Harvey Weinstein type But take away the rape And just be an ethical Hollywood producer Is that a thing that exists? Or no? Not that I know of but take away the rape and just be an ethical Hollywood producer? Is that a thing that exists or no? Not that I know of. Probably not.

Okay, they're a bank. Oh, no, wait. Well, what if you're just on Wall Street? What if you're just Harvey Weinstein? Notoriously. But you're crushing it at stock market trading. So you're worth whatever, $75 million. There are women who will fuck for that.

When did it turn out that you couldn't do cocaine and stock market stuff anymore? Why do you think that that's happened? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Okay. If anything, cocaine had a little dip 10 years ago, but we're back. Yeah. Aren't they like micro dosing lsd or is all that all those fuckers over on the west coast being like i i just make better phones when i'm i'm in i don't know what to think about

micro dosing lsd right like i don't know anyone that's ever micro dosed lsd yeah you do yeah i apparently i do i don't no one's ever told me about their micro dosing LSD. And I wonder if it's you know the you've read about it a hundred times like the rainbow parties. Oh yeah, it's something they're doing in high schools now. All the girls wear different colored lipstick and blow the guys. And by the end of the night, their dicks

look like rainbows. Oh yeah, that's ever happened. Is microdosing LSD somewhere there? No, it's definitely a thing. Real CEOs will be like, I've improved the power of my company by taking a pill of shrooms every morning

before I go into work. Well, that's a different drug. Okay, then a tab of LSD, whatever. I don't know. I don't think there's shrooms in pills. The guy in our hangout,'s uh he's microdosing lsd he's he's uh he's oh yeah he's smoking dmt while we watch and we're all just like god's gonna rat this guy out right that guy's fucking hilarious because it's like... Don't give away too much. Oh, no, I'm not going to give away anything.

I'm just saying that when he's doing stuff like that, I'll get a transitive stress of illegality. It's like, am I in trouble for seeing you do this? I mean, I don't even know where you are. I don't even want to see. I look away. If there are any feds listening, quit that, man.

Stop. Illegal. This is a Christian chat. He likes to experiment, and he does it right there on the camera, and he just doesn't care. And he's always smoking something. It's funny, because there have been times where everybody, except the hosts, of course, was on something. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting in the Hangouts. you guys should join the hangouts if you have 50 bucks on patreon link

down below but there will be a part where like a lot of our a lot of our guys a lot of our guys are in the uh are in legal states so like somebody will like pull out a bong or whatever and they'll be like i got some of this and they'll show show the weed they're smoking. And all of a sudden, eight more people all reach to the left and grab their bongs. They're like, well, I got this prickly peat here I've been toking on. It's pretty funny. And then when they start smoking, they'll all start smoking. There's some weird juxtapositions there where it'll be like someone will show up in in a tie or something it's like man this guy's this guy's in a really nice room he's clean cut and like everybody's pulling out their drug of choice and he's like not only taking one

out he's like got his you know 20 container oil rig or something that he pulls out there and he starts using and it's like man you know that it's pretty cool no i'm joking doing illegal drugs is never cool you should always listen to the cops the coolest thing you can do listen to the police and nancy reagan uh yeah most of them are in legal states but some of them aren't and it's just like stop doing that in front of me i don't even yeah some of them are doing things that aren't legal in any states some of them are doing things that aren't legal in any country yeah that's true afghanistan is like slow your roll dude yeah we have laws like uh international waters i just keep waiting for the week when he's like, check this out, guys.

I got some crocodile. Because that's what it sounds like when you smoke crocodile. Is that a real drug? Yeah, that's that Russian one that makes your bones show. Oh, I know of that. Showing bones is a scary side effect. It's worse than death.

What, you've never had an x-ray pussy? Come on. Hey, do you want a beer? It'll make you feel good, but also your flesh on your forearm might rot off and your bones will be exposed. You'll be like, you know what?

I'm going to forego that. According to Game of Thrones, that's incredibly painful to not have skin. Yeah, it does. Well, that one... When Samwell peeled all that shit off of jorah remember that yep he should have used like probably a little more milk of the poppy and then also uh done it outside there was a lot of leakage and it looked gross so i wouldn't want to have to be the guy

to have to remove all that and come scrub the pus floor. He had to do it in secret, you know? He couldn't let anybody know what he was up to. I think he did his dick, too. I didn't think about that, but I guess he had to. Go ahead and do it. It'll be fine by the time I get back to Kaleishi.

You won't need it. Whatever you say, Jorah. You don't think Kaleesi will mind, do you? Actually, it's added a bit of girth. You can leave that part. It's really gross, Jorah. Sam. Every time I get an erection, it starts cracking.

Let me taint, Sam. Get down there. Down low. Oh, that was just a bit of poop. Actually, I didn't have. Okay. I'm glad they only showed us a little bit of the healing process i was happy just oh he's good now he's good now he like made the soup and emptied the chamber pots repeatedly you start getting confused is that

what it was those two things yeah like you couldn't tell what was soup and what was chamber pots after a while yeah is dying the worst part about that scene it was disgusting but the worst part is it's showing basically this life sucks all the food is unpalatable just to look at because all your day is spent dumping poop guess what we only saw one bowl of soup one ladling into sam's dish because he was not only emptying that soup sludge looking shit he was eating enough soup to maintain that weight despite it think about that that is a ton of chicken noodle soup to eat day to day or stew or whatever the internet has just declared this as like an undeniable truth that they didn't care about season eight boned it in is do you guys agree with that theory yeah i totally do like by the time the the that season

was halfway over i was like man like so much shit that was built up has been skipped i'm i'm kind of checked out and then chernobyl came out and i jumped onto that ever try to catch a fly ball and like everything is cool and things seem okay and then in the last one and a half seconds of travel you realize you're not in the right spot and you've got a big correction to make. That, to me, is how Game of Thrones went. Season 7 didn't expose how shitty it was

and then they're like, well, we've got six more episodes and we have to get all these things in. Danny's turn. But we don't have six more. We've decided we have six more. We've decided we only need two more full seasons. Season 7 was bad as well. Season 7 was bad, but Season 8 was terrible.

The issue was they wanted to get out of there. They wanted a new contract. They wanted a new project. They were done. They want more money. They want to go somewhere else and work. They're like, yeah, we're doing six episodes, but we want to give you 12. No. Actually, we'll give you 20 if you really

want no six no it's like that video we watched the screen rant one yeah i feel like it's very accurate it's it's it's and you know i think it's very accurate we're out of time you don't have to be but we are yeah yeah yeah i think that's what happened you can have bad people yeah bad people i like that i like that people that now they're like unworthy of babysitting because season eight sucked i mean they're just bad people he's gonna be like ah they'll be home in an hour see you later kids like they're just gonna they're gonna abandon your children just like they abandoned the our wonderful wonderful show i i'm i'm on to other things i have an unpopular opinion i know i enjoyed black so much, I rank it above

Chernobyl. I thought this season had a good episode and two great ones. The first episode, I was laughing so hard. So you saw Black Mirror this season? I only saw the first one. That's the one I thought was the weakest. It's they're doing the VR

thing and spoiler alert to anybody doing or me i just went i'm not gonna watch it i've seen the imdb oh okay and so imdb is low it was these these two guys these two guys were uh you know with their their girls and whatever you know they're very good friends and then they start vr-ing this fight game like mortal combat and one of the guys is playing an asian lady and the other guy's playing an asian dude and they like start to play like the combat thing and meanwhile both of them are like laying on their couch like drooling basically but they're like seeing face to face and then they like get close to each other in the game and they they

just start fucking and and they just fuck and then they have like a secret little online affair and then it gets to the point that like the wife of one of them's like you're not even trying to fuck me anymore this is bullshit and he's like i'm just busy at work fuck off and then they're trying to figure out like there's a there's a question being asked that is is fucking your guy friend who's a girl in VR, one, is it gay? Because it doesn't feel gay to them, apparently. And two, is it cheating or is it porn?

Because it's VR. I don't know. Anyway, the IMDb, I don't see it as bad as Kyle does. Out of 10, they are 7, 7.8, and 6.1. I was reading the actual reviews uh on the end like what people have had to say but the funny part of it is when the two guys like meet up under a bridge somewhere not as their characters because they've been fucking as like these asian uh uh street fighter avatars for so long that it's just like two adult men like man just kiss me and then i need to know if it's real and

they have he's like we need to know if it's real and then he comes in and they start kissing and then and then they like pull away and the guy who is playing the asian woman is just like see nothing and then you see a little twinkle in the eye who's been fucking him as the uh the hitoku guy and then you see like oh maybe maybe he liked eye who's been fucking him as the Hitoku guy. And then you see like, oh, maybe he liked that a little bit. And then in the end of it, the end of it all, once the wives or the one guy's wife finds out about it, instead of her being like, what the fuck is wrong? This is, I don't know. No, this is pretty gay.

Like you were hearing his voice. I don't know. You know who's on the phone. They weren't hearing the funny voice. Yeah, you're right. It was probably i don't know you know who's on the they weren't hearing a funny voice yeah you're right it was the other voice but you know who's who's relaying those messages and but is it gay i don't know is it porn i don't know that wasn't the funny part though the funny part is the resolution to it is the woman's like all right i'm going out you know it's just like six months down the road and she's going to a bar and it just shows her like cozying up to another guy like starting to talk to him and schmooze with him and then he's like all right see you later honey he sits down

but it's on his vr headset and he has like his monthly fuck session with his male friend and they just fuck in this video game and i don't know where i got this i thought it was an annual thing i thought every like was it their anniversary or something but they gave each other a cheat day is how i thought it was like a monthly thing i don't know i have low confidence on my reviews are just real real real harsh uh chernobyl by the way highest rated television show of all time it's fantastic perfect yeah yeah i like that meme by the way where it's like the reactor didn't explode changed my mind Yeah I liked it a lot I'm looking for Oh they're gonna do

Fuck what was I gonna say They were gonna do another season of something that was Oh Super fast It happens to be Danny's birthday Where he gets to fuck that dude in VR Which is why I got the idea it was an annual thing like every birthday this happens i don't know oh yeah maybe you're right it was gonna have a second season chiseling is a thing where i guess dr disrespect walked i'm guessing he's at

e3 and he walked into a bathroom and i guess maybe he's live streaming from his phone and i guess the the outcome was he streamed a teenage boy. Oh, so he's being followed. I'm watching it now. I don't want to stream it. But he's being followed into the bathroom. And I'm not sure it's him. Oh, he's not the one holding the camera, though.

He's not holding the camera. I see the teenager peeing right now. He's wearing a Mario hat. Ladies and gentlemen, I've got to take a diarrhea. Grab that. He just told the camera, ladies and gentlemen, I need to take a diarrhea. So that implies to me the cameraman's with him, but I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely it is. Yeah, yeah. Well, this is a bad thing to do. Okay, but the opening scene, the fact that Dr. Disrespect's being followed by a camera, like, you don't know that for sure, but the opening scene, the fact that Dr. Disrespect's being followed by a camera, you don't know that for sure. Opie from Opie and Anthony got fired for that. Really?

For a prank of taking a picture. Well, he did it at work. Yeah, at work. Well, this is Dr. Disrespect's work, right? Work is wherever he is with a camera on him. Well, kind of, but Dr. Disrespect isn't in an office environment. This is kind of bizarre here.

Are we going to see this guy's cock? Why is he getting right up on this dude? Wait. You saw him get up on a dude? I think it means just film him so closely. Yeah, exactly. Film Dr. Disrespect so closely, not the teenager.

The teenager's in the background, right? The guy with the red hat. Doesn't Dr. Disrespect tell this guy to... Wait, so this cameraman is affiliated with Dr. Disrespect? Yeah, he's live-streaming his event. Then he probably shouldn't. Seems like a bad idea. Is Dr. Disrespect realizing how bad

an idea it is? No? I don't know. I don't think he's responsible for what his cameraman does, frankly. So, I'm interpreting this second link to be the cameraman filming everyone else in the bathroom while waiting for Dr. Disrespect to return. Exactly.

And I really can't hold him responsible for what happens in this one. While he's there being filmed, I feel like it was kind of his operation that went into the bathroom. Maybe he's a bit of a chaperone in some ways. He could have been like, whoa, get me out here. I've got to take care of some business.

This is a video game event and you're filming the bathroom. I feel like as soon as you walk in, and like, you know there's someone filming behind you, who's with you, and like, maybe you get into that like, corridor not thinking, and then you see someone peeing, that should be enough where you're like, oh, fuck, yeah, oh, god, this is

the bathroom. This is not legal. You know? This is bad news. I need bears. Yeah, I don't care. You know, it's not like doctors it'd be way different if uh if if he were holding the camera it's his fucking cameraman i felt like what happened when he wasn't running the operation right while he was in the bathroom was way worse than what happened while he was aware and it would have been better if he had like even if he were to make a mistake and be like oh whoa mistake here instead

of like i'll be here on the toilet you do your thing while we're gone and yeah but it wasn't uh wasn't that sinister it was a live stream fail it was yeah yeah okay in no way is this sinister yeah yeah i don't i don't care it wasn't like uh you know the ebay ads where they're like i'm selling a teapot and there's my naked reflection in it i love those it wasn't one of those where he was like trying to slip in a little something naughty i think it's just like the ones of those that are so obviously intentional or to be like selling my mirror you're like just freddie honey on your nipples or something and you're just people are like what you're like well it's a well it's a quality mirror you know look you can see every little stitch in my nutsack seam

with that with this kind of uh this kind of thing you know you know like the seam i know oh okay i was like you've had your nutsack stitched nope just the seam like the seam of a baseball yeah you can see every every bit of that god sewed your vagina shut that's that's that's science three galatians three five that's exactly what that is that's gonna be i'm gonna start doing that when people say things that are like Galatians 3.5. That's exactly what that is. I'm going to start doing that. When people say things that are even vaguely just an observation about reality,

just wholeheartedly agree and be like, I couldn't agree more. 1 John 17.9. Ah, Ecclesiastes 1.7. Ecclesiastes 1.7. And yea, verily, did he say unto them. And then just a bunch of other old-iastes 1.7. And yea, verily, did he say unto them. And then just a bunch of other old-timey words.

Yeah. And sitch. Well, that's probably a wrap. I'm gonna go cook a delicious steak. I got my sous vide in there with a filet mignon in it. Mignon. And I got some... I'm gonna make myself a salad.

It's gonna be real good. Ooh, a vegetable? And asparagus. I got some asparagus'm going to make myself a salad. It's going to be real good. Ooh, a vegetable? And asparagus. I got some asparagus. Nothing goes better with steak than asparagus. I'm going to grill it. I'm going to grill it up. Well, mushrooms. I'm making my own Bearnaise sauce.

Baked potato. It's going to be pretty fancy. No baked potato. I have some baked potatoes. That's my favorite steak accompanied. Wild man. Yeah. I like steak and potato. They're perfect together. Of favorite steak accompanied Wildman. Yeah. I like

steak and potato. They're perfect together. Of course. They are great. Yeah. It's like a little veg on the side. I had steak

I guess it'd be last week now but it was first time in a while. Nice. Well enjoy your giant sous vide. Nom nom nom nom.

Yep. I'm gonna go have something too. I don't know what I'm having tonight. BKN 251.