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pkn 259 Taylor but you know so when Taylor missed pkn my wife was like what
you do what you tell him like did you say he died did you say that it was
actually him going to like what did you would you come up with and I'm like oh I
ruined it right out of the gate I said that found the emergency and left it
there yeah and and I didn't. And we didn't pull it.
Yeah, we didn't have any fun with it.
No pranks.
Because the thing is, we didn't know.
And I'm sure Taylor doesn't want to talk about what actually was going on.
He had a family emergency.
That's enough said.
But we didn't know if, God forbid, a family member close to him had passed away or a car accident or something terrible.
So we didn't want to.
I didn't.
I considered it.
But I was like, man, if we,
if we like,
right.
If we're like,
if we yuck it up about like something silly and then it turns out that
something awful happened,
like,
like it's going to be,
it's going to look real bad.
I'm one to get offended.
Yes.
Yes.
Very thin skin.
What if we got it right?
Right.
Like what if we were worse?
Yeah.
What if we were like oh his mom
got hit by a milk truck and drowned and then that was good and then that was it in the milk
jesus christ yeah i'm thinking about it now like i don't know if it's because i'm up in
the head but that would would have helped my grieving
had someone died.
Where if I was like, at least my good friends
Kyle and Woody were making fun.
And this sounds so gay, but I missed
the last PKA, obviously.
And I was thinking just earlier today,
I'm like, man,
that's going to be nice to catch up
with my friends,yle and woody
yeah yeah yeah we we had a good old time with uh with filthy it went things went swimmingly
you know went just fine i uh i saw today i don't know if you follow joe rogan on instagram but i
saw that bernie sanders is in studio on jo Joe Rogan? Yeah, yeah.
He was there like-
Wow, that's a huge step up from Tulsi Gabbard
as far as like reach and number of people.
That's pretty sick.
Yeah, he was like,
there was a picture of Bernie Sanders,
I think with Joe's dog.
I'm pretty sure Joe has a yellow lab.
And Joe's got this massive gym
like at his recording studio.
Like it's like it blows anything else
you've ever seen away.
It looks like people would pay to come there to work out.
There's so many machines and so many activities.
You can see all that behind it.
Doesn't he have that kick registering machine
where you kick a pad and it tells you how hard you kick?
Yeah, he's got that same thing.
They've got it at the UFC Institute.
Yeah, that's badass.
I'd love to hit that thing. I'm sure I wouldn't register
fucking bullshit. I'd like to hit it in private you know i don't want my score posted
i'd like to do it by myself and then later be like no actually my my ankles act what did joe get
yeah me too what joe get 500 and i got 400 and flirty flirt
yeah so that'll be really cool.
I'm looking forward to that.
Yeah.
I'm looking forward to seeing how that goes.
For a second.
I thought,
Oh,
Bernie,
that's a good get,
but then it's like,
you know what?
Joe's podcast is at a level and also a respectability that anything could be a good get right.
Like Howard Stern's a huge person,
but I could see why Joe Biden might choose not to be on Howard Stern.
Oh, for sure.
He's going to ask him about some rape fantasy or whatever.
That's where Howard will go.
That's where we would go.
But Rogan, there's nobody too big for him.
Yeah, maybe not.
This is one of his bigger guests ever, especially with the timing.
Maybe if you get Bernie two years ago in the off season yeah maybe it's not as big of a deal but getting him right now in the midst of the uh the
the election and everything not in the midst of the election but in the like in the midst of the
debates and everything that that's pretty cool you know he's polling right up there top two top
three or something like that so uh yeah ernie i didn't know he was doing that good i thought it
was like biden and har Oh, no. Harris is...
She is yesterday's news tailor.
She got her ass kicked in the last debate by Tulsi Gabbard.
Yeah, yeah.
Apparently, Harris's time as a prosecutor was a little...
Actually, it's never anything she did.
It's things that her office did.
And she was the top prosecutor, so she had a lot of lawyers under her who would
have for example prosecuted marijuana crimes well now they're like dude why did you prosecute all
these marijuana crimes you yourself smoked in college how hypocritical is this etc um there's
a couple other examples too oh there was one where there was a brand new kind of dna evidence
that she didn't allow into a case and there are people
who are saying this guy's innocent but you suppressed evidence the truth is they later
allowed that evidence and the guy's still not innocent but for her to not allow a brand new
kind of DNA evidence maybe I don't know what her motivation was probably just trying to convict the guy she's a prosecutor yeah yeah in dealing with like you know talking to my lawyers
new anyway my uh my lawyer used to be a federal prosecutor himself and uh and and he was telling
me like the mindset of of federal prosecutors he's like they don't care about right and wrong
that's not their business they care about about conviction rates. They honestly don't care.
That's pretty fucked up.
He's like, they don't just want to convict you.
They want to get as many years on you, no matter what you've done as possible.
If you've done the most minor crime, they're going to ask for the most major punishment that they think they can possibly get because it just makes them look better.
They're just like a batter at the plate. They want to hit the ball as hard as they can possibly get because it just makes them look better. They're just like a batter at the plate.
They want to hit the ball as hard as they can.
The defense attorney also doesn't care about right or wrong.
He just wants to get his client off.
It doesn't matter what that guy did
or if he's guilty or innocent.
He's doing everything he can to just get the guy to walk.
And then those two go at it,
and one would hope good things happen in the end.
Yeah.
I was thinking that's like super
fucked up but now i'm trying to think of a system that would be better than that like what what
would you do you do kind of want the prosecutor to have a little morality like when they know
that the guy's innocent it's time to stop prosecuting right yeah have you seen minority
report that's the future right there. We just need those psychics.
It's like that show The Boys, which
by the way, finished the whole thing.
It's good, huh?
It was exactly as funny as you described, Kyle, when they were showing
Haley Joel Osment or whatever his previous life as the star
when he just touched some guy
he's like he's the rapist
the mesmerizer
mesmer
that shit was really good
I enjoyed that
I really like it a lot
we're definitely not spoiling
the thing we talked about Haley Joel
that's like a side point to a side point
It's like a flashback to like okay. It's nothing. It's it's a nothing part of the whole like overreaching story
I like when that one rant character goes back up for all laser. I need the fuck out of all of you
It's uh it's good. It's good shit. It's I liked a lot
I think it's eight episodes or something like that Amazon's making some good shit. I liked it a lot. I think it's eight episodes or something like that. Amazon's making some good shit.
It was like eight 50-minute episodes, and it got
approved, I think, for two more seasons.
Yeah, I knew they signed on for
the second season already.
That was funny when we talked about it, and Kyle's like,
don't tell me how many episodes there are. I don't want any
spoilers. And Taylor said,
eight.
All right, well, I guess I'll
watch the final episode later, right?
Right at the end.
It is the worst when you're like
hyper into a show
and you're just on the
cycle of next episode,
next episode, next episode.
Then it puts you onto some show
and you're like,
this is a show about two New York women. I don't care about And then it puts you onto some show and you're like, Oh yeah. Like a completely different show.
Two New York women.
I don't care about this.
Why did you?
Oh,
it's over.
Yeah.
But the best feeling is when you're doing that and you're like,
Oh,
let me see how much there.
Oh,
there's a whole other season.
I didn't know about.
There's a season two and they doubled the episodes.
I got 30 more hours of this shit.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Like that's how like shows likenatural or The X-Files,
the early seasons of The X-Files have
20 fucking episodes in each one,
45 minutes a piece.
You get halfway through season three of that show
and you're like, I hope they've got time
to wrap up this whole alien abduction
plot. Oh, they do.
They do.
Yep, yep. I think they've got plenty of time here.
We got this.
I was watching on vacation how you just put on silly shows in the background sometimes and i put on trailer
park boys and i i put on and my girlfriend actually put it on and it was the one of the
funniest scenes in trailer park boys i'll see if kyle agrees as the resident expert it was the one where bubbles where ricky
becomes the guardian of the carts and bubbles is stealing carts and when he goes into detail
explaining the way he makes a living he's being like well you know i i steal the carts and
take them home and i sell them back to the other place and i don't even see it's a stealing you know i'm
they give me 18 a cart and i spend all that money back here so you know he's making the money
yeah exactly that's one of my favorite episodes i really like the episode where ricky is cooking
french fries and he's banging lucy and his dad's trailer and he get he loses
track of time and burns the trailer down with the french fry cooker and uh he comes back like
what happened like he's legitimately so stupid he doesn't understand what's happened and so like his
dad just had paid off that trailer like he had like a 30-year mortgage on a trailer he just has
got that motherfucker paid off and now it's literally cinders but they're
still like sort of living in the cinders like like everything's burnt black and like like like
burnt like it's a wreckage and they're in there like trying to come up with the last meal like
whatever they can find and it's like he's cooked bacon and he's got like a bread heel you know the
last piece of bread,
that's that bullshit piece of bread you just throw away.
And Bubbles comes up and he's like,
hmm, you got some bacon, Ricky?
And he's like, nah, this is for old man,
but you can sop up some bacon grease
on this old bread heel if you want.
And he's like, aw, all right.
And he's sopping up the bacon grease on the bread heel.
And he's eating it.
And the look on his face is just.
It's like super frown.
And he's drinking out of a melted 20 ounce plastic bottle,
like a Mountain Dew bottle that's been melted and twisted.
And he's sort of tipping it up to drink the melted water that's full of like,
what was it?
BHOs or whatever.
You know, when plastic bottles get too hot, it's chock full of them he just he just looks so different you mentioned they had just paid off
on cat food they just paid off the mortgage on the trailer do you get a mortgage on a trailer
or an auto loan it's an auto loan uh the way she has explained it to me now i wouldn't be surprised if that very state to state um and i think that like maybe the auto loan like guidelines are like
the superseding law like framing that type of law but i bet on the paperwork it says like
there's some sort of like different verbiage like maybe it's like a a utility domicile loan or
something like that.
Like I don't know how they verbalize that.
I haven't done a lot of trailering in my life.
But I lived in a trailer briefly.
When my dad was building, my dad sold, we sold one house we had, and we were in the
midst of the construction of the other.
And it took like eight months to build the house.
So in the meantime, we did stay in a trailer for about six months or something like that six
seven something but i remember it well i got a couple of injuries from that trailer trailers
are dangerous how'd you i was you get stabbed
obesity
i was stricken with obesity.
I kept mine a little subtle.
So like the air conditioning vents, like the floor vents, it had central air, but the floor vent in a home, oftentimes they're screwed down or at the very least they're like placed
up against a wall, like out of the way areas.
But in the trailer, they're like right in the middle of the floor.
And I was running through the trailer one night and it was like tipped up and i tripped over it and it cut
my big toe really badly but with like the edge of that vent and i get stitches and then trailer
windows are like these like really heavy like kind of windows like and and like i dropped those on my
fingers once as a six-year-old and and like really like blackened my nails slightly.
They didn't fall off or anything, but there was the fear that they would.
To visit a trailer, it seems like any other house to me, right?
Maybe I'm not, we all know me and my tastes in hotels.
More or less, yeah.
But you know, it's like, yeah, this is just a house.
I get that it's trailer shaped or it's double wide shaped, but it's a house.
But then when you live in a trailer, there are things that aren't obvious to the visitor.
Like, oh, we could never have a fish tank.
The floors are made from quarter inch plywood.
You know, like we could never have a gym in here.
We wouldn't support that kind of weight.
Oh, you don't hang pictures from just anywhere.
These walls aren't, you know, sturdy drywall.
They're paper thin something or other.
Like if you see in the
movies when someone punches through a wall and you're like wow that looked easy i don't know
if you've ever like gotten mad and punched a wall in real life or maybe you've been like like i
kicked one playing a video game as a teenager once exactly like or maybe you've been in a situation
where like oh they're about to tear this house down i let's have a little let's let's let's hit
a wall or whatever like i've been in that scenario. And it's like, fuck, walls are
sturdy. Okay, nevermind. God damn. But trailer walls are like paper. You can punch right through
those. You couldn't lock somebody in a trailer. There was this lady one time, it was kind of a
news story in my neck of the woods where I'm from. Her husband-
You couldn't lock somebody in a trailer.
You can't lock, you can't. You can't imprison somebody in a trailer you can't lock you can't you can't imprison somebody in a trailer they'll tear out they'll be out in a minute but this man literally did that he was imprisoning
his wife in her trailer in their trailer like he was working at like a local like poultry plant
and they came to find out that he was like keeping her locked in the trailer and she literally did
that i want to say she like dug her way through the walls and like got to an exterior wall and the only the exterior
wall is nothing but like the thinnest of metal like like it's about to take take
aluminum foil fold it ten times that's the exterior wall all right you just
need to poke it real hard with like like like a pencil or a pen or something like
that and you once you got start getting it to tear you know you can you can get right out and that's what she did she like
clawed her way out of the trailer and she was like i've been pressed her in here for weeks
and the neighbors were like huh but yeah it was a big story you got a lot of trouble why take your
weeks you could just pull right out paper and aluminum foil you winch yeah yeah and the doors in a trailer
are like notoriously like like very low grade like why would you put quality doors and locks
on a trailer it would seem nobody's gonna break in here well i mean just you could break through
the walls if you wanted to there's like there's only so much use in the locks that's a trailer
park boy style thing well jesus ricky i
don't think we're gonna find much in these trailers
yeah yeah trailers are just really poor construction uh just just all the way around
every every little bit of a cost like it depends trailer like like you get a nice ass trailer for like 150 000 and you've got like a big
crazy like modular home that's a modular home right if you ever saw that video where i'm
driving the armored personnel carrier through a guy's house that was a modular home they ordered
it in pieces it came there and it was assembled that's what they do in europe i'm told they don't
just i don't just.
I don't, okay.
Here, a bunch of guys with two befores,
hammers and nails show up and start making a house.
There, they show up with house parts
and they start piecing it together.
You know?
Okay.
Mostly construct.
And there's an argument for it, right?
Like here, you get like variable build quality
based on who's there and how, what kind of mood.
But if you take the house construction and do as much of it as possible in a factory environment
with jigs and square floors and...
Maybe robots even.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, there was a...
But anyway, you can see how it's indoors,
it's air conditioned, it's well lit.
It's all the things that you need
to really quality control in a factory yeah for sure
for sure um but but yeah they vary in wildly in in price depending on what you're actually getting
but but if you're thinking of that single wide trailer that like they live in the trailer park
boys i'm pretty sure you can get those for like 18 20000 or something like that when they're used. That's like cheaper than a reasonable car.
Yeah, well, I mean,
it doesn't have an engine, does it?
It's a vehicle with no engine on blocks.
I mean, you know.
When you put it like that.
It's a vehicle with no engine on blocks.
Okay, when you put it like that,
it doesn't seem like that great of a deal.
No, no, it doesn't at that point.
No, an RV sounds almost better if you think about it.
Would you rather have a mid-grade RV or a low-grade trailer to live in?
I'd go mid-grade RV every time.
I'd go RV for sure because rv means that like you're driving and you can walk
backward and there's like tables and an oven and stuff right yeah yeah absolutely definitely like
a microwave and fold down table and a big bed usually the bedrooms all the way in the back
the way taylor laid it out though it's like you're driving and then just walk backwards and go to the
you should park first taylor there Taylor. There's a step two.
There's a thing called autopilot.
Yeah, I learned about autopilot.
They don't stop at red lights or stop signs.
Yeah, cruise control.
That's cruise control.
That's a little different.
No, no, it is autopilot.
Autopilot can change lanes.
Autopilot can sort of navigate on the highways and stuff,
but subtle things like stop signs and red lights,
that's
self-driving and autopilot are different in like tesla terminology i'm learning subtle things like red lights yeah you can see well like red lights are important to us but they're subtle in the
sense of like a sensor picking it up from the environment yeah and autopilot is i guess meant to mirror a plane's autopilot which people think
of as really sophisticated but it's not it just maintains vector which means direction and
altitude and that's its job vector and altitude and i guess speed and uh that when you parallel
it to a car is like yeah it just stays between the lines that's what it does but subtle things like passenger i don't know
pedestrians and all that business i guess they're still doing i i need to go test drive a tesla not
to buy one just good man yeah because i really have a burning curiosity about it aren't they
pretty or maybe get one from turo like like i think like like like that would be the real
like because test drives are kind of weird like like me like me as a, as a, as a, as a salesman, I was always like, look, have fun.
This ain't my car, dude.
You know, do what you want to do out here.
But like a lot of, I think a Tesla salesman might take you to sort of a semi-controlled
environment, right?
Like let's do this route.
Yeah.
I don't know how much fun that would be, but with Turo, I looked at him a while back and
like, maybe it was like 200 a day 300 a
day somewhere in that kind of range it wasn't like that five or six hundred dollar a day kind of that
you see with like like supercars like if you're getting like some kind of crazy thing but uh but
i don't know i feel like it'd be worth it to check that thing out um i'm curious as well about what
i you know i've seen the videos i saw a cool video the other day of this guy taking his like
his wife's grandfather or something out in his and like show he's like he's like
Where are the controls like this guy was ancient this guy was 98 years old or something
He's like everything's right here Gramps. Like there's like a giant iPad like right in the middle of the console
He's like if I want to turn your your air conditioning and your heater on or if I want to do this or that and he's just like whipping
around in the thing. And he shows he opens the hood up. And then I don't know I can't
remember what they call the hood trunk. They call it like a hunk or something like that.
A frunk. That's what it is. They should call the hunk. Hunk is so much better. Why would
it be? Because it's the hood but you got a trunk oh yeah instead of the front trunk it's the hood trunk okay yeah yeah i should call it a hunk uh but he opens the the frunk and he's
just like wow you know he's blown away by that and it was cool to see that guy who literally comes
from a time of like model a fords and stuff like that like the he was probably born when the first
cars were just getting going and and he's
Fascinated by this this and you know, he puts he's like, all right lean back now
I'm gonna show you what you can do
You don't even hear anything
Maybe I'm wrong, but aren't all electric cars like not all electric cars, but all Tesla's pretty quick
Yes, because fast they don't have to amp up and get charged instant power instant power there's not a gearbox and there's
there's not a transmission it just it just the electric motors they snap on to full power like
it's amazing it's like a blender this is the house you know when you press go it's insta that
instantaneous like that's your tesla have you seen the pickup truck that's coming out i'm looking at it right now and
that is sexy yeah check out the frunk like uh if you my pictures are slow and responding but
so there's no engine under the front hood in this no right what they're it kind of looks like a
skateboard there's a big battery pack under the entire car
and then four wheels.
And then they just stick the car on top of a skateboard
looking thing.
That's cool.
It's so cool we live in this time
where stuff like this, it's like
first being engineered.
I wonder what, just like that old man
was befuddled by
the iPad control panel, I wonder what we're going to was befuddled by the ipad you know control panel i wonder what
we're gonna be befuddled by when we're then well the japanese have a flying car right now that'll
hover for over 60 seconds and they say their goal is to have people flying around in flying cars by
the 2030s of course it's the japanese those geniuses over there on their Island. I read that 45 minutes ago. I was like, okay, we'll see.
We have to have so much power that we can piss it away
for flying car.
Cause it just takes a lot of energy to keep things
in the air.
Yeah.
Compared to rolling them along the ground.
Yeah.
What I do know is like the more I hang out by the beach
and in Florida and anywhere by the beach,
it makes me like man
it sucks i grew up in the midwest people get to like look at this all the time like this is just
part of their reality like that must be awesome to grow up near the ocean you can move there
i can i can well i i literally went on zillow and looked at houses like in the Tampa area and was like, ah, can't afford that.
Yeah, when I went to Utah.
You're close enough to like take a day trip to a beach, right?
Oh, absolutely.
Like I could go.
Well, I mean, even closer.
I could go to the Georgia coast, you know, and that's even closer.
If I wanted to go to like Jekyll Island or something like that.
Myrtle Beach, if I want to go to South Carolina is like six hours.
Jekyll Island is five or six hours.
Tampa is like nine or ten hours drive for me, something like that.
I used to go to Tampa a lot.
I like Tampa.
I know a lot of people down in
tampa uh and always had a good time down there i'm three hours from the outer banks i could go
but i don't tend to much yeah i don't like it frankly um i don't like the beach you don't like
the beach i really dislike it actually what don't you like about it i don't like the sand and the
salt water oh Oh, damn.
Yeah, well, that's going to ruin the beach for you.
That's what constitutes a beach.
Yeah, the sand and the salt water.
He doesn't like those.
You dislike 100% of what a beach is.
I literally do.
I honestly do.
I don't want to upset anybody, any beach lovers out there,
but it's just not for me.
I find them both to be irritating things. I don't want to upset anybody and beach lovers out there, but it's just not for me. You know that I find them both to be irritating, irritating things.
I don't like it.
Whenever I get in the event in the ocean, I always get like really itchy when I come
out, like from the saltwater.
It's like, oh, I instantly want to hit that like beach side shower thing they've got.
You know, you can get salty and it makes you itchy.
So especially if you put a shirt on a salt watered
body it's itchy just just my balls just everything feels just salty my ass cracks salty you know the
and then and then if you mix sand with that like i don't want to sit on this towel on sand i don't
want to be out here i'm getting all dry and crispy and i don't want to be out here with this many
people either um yeah the the, the, the people,
the beach, I think the number one thing is the sand, then the salt water, uh, then the people,
and then the stuff that's out there living in the salt water in that order are the things that I
dislike about the beach. So last time I was in Los Angeles, they had me, um, not the last time,
the time before, actually, I was like right there by like one of the more famous beaches i think
like like in a really nice area they put me in a hotel that was like i could if i looked out my
balcony i could see that really nice beat might have been venice beach i don't know i don't know
i don't know it very well but kitty was like oh you you want to go see the beach it's quite famous
and i'm like you never seen the Pacific Ocean, have you?
We fly over it all the time.
I had no issue
walking a block.
I had no issue.
I didn't go. I didn't want to see it.
I didn't care. I disliked the beach
tremendously.
Man, that stinks.
No, it doesn't because I don't
live near one one so lucky me
lucky you yeah well when global warming hits and the whole east coast is consumed you're
gonna be beachfront property my man i will have moved considerably west by that point
yeah but the only thing i really hate about the beach other than like other people
which you're right about that
is I don't know
they're like chiggers that live in the sand
and they jump up and bite you
really usually they don't like the water
the sand fleas
yeah
oh my god
I processed that so slow
I don't know what they're called but sea fleas or sea chiggers I just... Oh my God, I processed that so slow.
I don't know what they're called,
but sea fleas or sea chiggers or whatever they are,
fuck those things.
I'm not a big fan of jellyfish.
I have so many little bites on my ankles.
I remember we went to... Where is it where they had the big oil spill
like 10 years ago down in Louisiana?
In the Gulf, right?
Gulf something.
Gulfport, Gulfulf beach something like
that i went down there right after that thing um i was driving right through there and i stopped at
this really nice like uh cajun restaurant that's like on the beach so we're sitting at this window
um at this window that overlooks the beach and we're eating eating like etouffee and fucking gumbo
and all this like Cajun food and it's delicious.
It's really good, tasty stuff.
And I look out on the beach and I see black people.
I had never seen black people at the beach.
I didn't know they went.
I didn't know they went.
I thought that it was just something they weren't into.
You know, like I've also never seen a lot of black like skateboarders or like hang glider pilots you know like like this is just something
they're not into you know these are little things that I've never thought about but the more you're
saying it I'm like you're you're right I talked to a black guy at the beach he brought his family
and his whole motivation was just to show them that they weren't missing anything he's like once i
show her the beach i won't have to go again because they wanted to see what's up yeah
well down there in gulf port or wherever it was first of all we just had been in a hotel the night
before and cnn was like the devastation in gulf port has has never been seen before and they show
like this oil slick on the beach
and it looks like a disaster.
We get there and none of that is there.
They must have found like this one oily patch
of like 30 yards and filmed it at a close up,
like just like they do whenever they've got
like some democratic Senator,
like peering through a fence, crying at immigrants.
And they flip the screen around
and she's just at a chain link fence outside of a Denny's like that's not true that was so that's bullshit like we
should just be truthful about it she was at a detention camp and the apparently the children
weren't up against the thing but they were in the distance and i don't think she was crying either
i've seen cnn pull that stuff a lot though Remember when they had the reporters, what were they at?
They were at like a disaster or something.
Like we are here at the,
you know,
the meteor strike or whatever. And then like camera whips around and like,
they're just in a parking lot somewhere.
They lie a lot.
They do the bear grills thing.
Remember when bear grills,
like he's like,
we're going to have to jump over this magma.
Yeah.
And like, and then some guy uploads a video of him jumping over the same magma
and there's a highway right behind him.
He took a special technique to walk on the rock.
One of their cameramen for Bear Grylls got fired
because it was him being like,
all right, now I've got to get over this crevasse.
It's dangerous, but hopefully I can make it.
And it showed and the cameraman panned from him looking over this crevasse it's dangerous but hopefully i can make it and it showed and he the cameraman panned from
him looking over this crevasse to the left and the crevasse ends like 100 feet to the left
and then you see cars driving by on a highway behind it and it's like bear grills come on my
man like yeah they got there and there was no oil spill.
Like, like not only was there no oil spill.
That's direction sensitive, though.
Like, sure.
Because it all stays on the surface.
And if the wind comes from the land, then it blows away quickly.
But but it was it was a party at the beach that day.
There were hundreds of people enjoying all of the activities of the beach.
It was like maybe they were shooting a commercial for Gulf port beach or whatever that
thing is that day.
Cause there were literally people playing volleyball on like jet skis out
there.
There were sandcastles being constructed.
Everybody was having a great time.
Like,
like I was looking at it,
but I was just surprised that like,
I don't mean there were 10 black people or like,
like 50% of the people that were black.
It was like 100 100 black people on the
beach and i just never seen that before um and that's just like the nature of that either those
are the demographics of that area apparently demographics yeah it was just the demographics
that demographics of that area there's one a lot of white people i mean everybody in the restaurant
was also black and people serving us were black and i just don't think there were any white people
there where we were dude talking about seafood restaurants like i i've
eaten nothing but seafood for the last six days or five days or whatever and i am farting so foul
so foul to the point that my girlfriend like even woke up and was like you you farted so bad last night, it woke me up.
Smell.
Not from the sound, from the smell.
You polluted the room.
Dear God.
I'm so glad I'm not there.
Oh, I forgot.
Lots of crab and lobster?
You are a shelling master.
I haven't eaten any crab yet. I think we're're gonna go get some crab after this night for dinner i've eaten a i found out that muscles
i love muscles they destroy my insides i bet they make me i feel fine i feel fine but i expel
a substance that is not of this world. It's a neurotoxin.
It's a neurotoxin.
It's enough to kill a small dog.
Oh, God.
Look at the dog running under the covers, sleeping.
He'd come crawling out like a World War I fucking fighter
who'd been mustard gassed.
Yeah, he would.
He'd crawl out there like Hitler, who's like,
yeah, the next time we have
a world war we're not using this it's pretty terrible taylor's thoughts are not something
that we should engage in jesus christ i'm just sort of processing it on a slow roll oh yeah
taylor's farts too rough for hitler okay oh yeah
if hitler were around he'd be like honestly this is the first gas i've ever smelled and i've smelt
some yeah he knows about the gas did hitler fight in world war one is that right he did
yeah he fought oh that's what the mustache came from yeah yeah the story that's why he was like
uh apparently uh from what i've read like super against gas warfare like like throwing mustard
gas on people and but yeah he did gas the jews it was a thing well he blamed them for their
loss in world war one isn't that what it was it was london it was london that they were shooting the v2s at uh they
didn't gas them they were shooting high explosive rockets at them um you know blowing up chunks of
london uh i was talking about showers the gas thing that yeah yeah but i disproved that um
like 30 episodes ago or something like that so no that's true and ever since kyle said that i
believed it wholeheartedly because he
made a lot of convincing points
I mean you try to convince me we didn't go
to the moon I feel like I laid out a
much more believable argument that
the you know the holocaust didn't happen and you did
that we didn't go to the moon I'm just saying
I mean fair is
fair you did convince
me more than I convinced you
yeah
pretty sure we definitely went to I convinced you yeah we went to the moon
yeah yeah we went we did that shit somebody did it is weird though it is
weird though right like I don't like that what he was like we've never gone
back we've never gone back ever went there so all of our trips to the moon
happened in the Nixon administration, huh?
Okay.
Yeah.
It's like our least honest administration for decades.
Maybe we'll go again.
The Blues had only lost two Stanley Cup finals when we made it to the moon.
And it took, you know, an eon later for us. Dude, there's a whole documentary about the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup this year.
I've watched it. of course you have i was flipping around on that on amazon or something
last night and i and i was like oh are you talking about a real documentary yeah i was talking about
a youtube thing no i haven't watched that no no there's a whole thing like i bet if you go on
amazon and search st louis blues it'll pop up you know i skipped over pretty quickly but it appeared to be like a whole like you know
documentary about them winning i also watched the um the whole uh documentary or the movie about
that alex hammond guy i'm probably getting his name wrong the free climbing soloist guy yeah
i had not seen the the movie I thought I had seen everything.
But I remembered Woody mentioned the documentary. And I was like, yeah, I've seen the documentary where he goes to Angola.
But then I was like looking.
I just searched his name on Amazon.
And I found whatever it's called.
El Capitan.
Perhaps.
That's definitely the cliff face he called.
Oh, I thought that's what you were looking for.
The name of the documentary.
But it's on Hulu.
And I hopped on there and I watched that thing.
And first of all, he's incredibly autistic.
All right.
This is.
And I had never realized that watching his interviews or watching him on Rogan.
The level.
He came off okay on Rogan.
He came off okay on every other thing.
But when you watch that movie you're like all right
all right bro you've got some issues i see now now i understand why you do what you do and how
you are the way you are you are not a normal socialized human being you have no social skills
whatsoever you are a bizarre human being i still like him and everything and respect what he does
but inc he definitely has asperger's like like he is definitely just way out there oh super high
functioning but he has his social skills and his like like like i i just found like little things
like he's got this girlfriend who's really cute and she has a huge distraction and i hope he's
not with her anymore because like the whole whole documentary, I'm like, get rid of that bitch.
Get rid of her.
Like,
like he hadn't been hurt in like eight years.
And like,
he's been dating her for like two weeks and he's fallen twice.
And it's just like,
it's that bitch.
That's her.
And like one of the falls,
she's like giving him slack.
And she just like,
and like,
let's the rope go through the pulley.
And he falls like 20 feet or something like that and
sprains his ankle really badly and he's right in the middle of filming the documentary to like
free solo el capitan and he's got this full national nat geo camera crew with him and you
can tell that they have this sort of mindset of like look we don't want to be the fucking reason
that he dies we don't want to ever pressure him to do anything before he's ready to do it.
So we're just fucking not saying a word about anything.
And we don't want to even be in his line of sight on the mountain when he's climbing.
We don't want to be responsible.
But we've been out here for a while now.
And he hasn't climbed it yet and by a while
i don't mean a week or two weeks or a month it's been going on for like six months it seems like
where they're just like hanging out with this guy and he's like practicing with ropes and like
he goes up one time trying to solo and he's like i'm not feeling it i'm not feeling it and he just
quits and then it goes three months later and he's like buying a house in Vegas
Like he's not even doing it anymore
I'm doing his own like the girlfriend of course has convinced him to purchase a home in Vegas and
And he's like he's never had a house before he's an outside
He's an outside cat and and and she's like, yeah, we're going refrigerate
She's like we're gonna put a sofa here and a chair there and a chair and he's on his phone and you know he's like looking up climbing ropes or
super susan a new kind of flax seed to eat for breakfast or whatever and and she's like yeah
and we're gonna oh this will all be baby blue and and like they go refrigerator shopping and like i
don't know if either of you have been refrigerator shopping in the last decade but you can get a 450 refrigerator that looks like the thing that you see in like
every 80s movie that like that detective comes home and opens up and there's nothing in it you
know or you can get this space shuttle that sits in your kitchen and and and she immediately is
looking at this space shuttle that's like $2,800 or something like that.
He's like, oh, that's way too wide.
And she's like, okay, well, there's this one every,
oh, that's way too deep.
It was like 3000.
And then she goes, ah, $450.
This is our refrigerator.
And it's that old, old timey, like all white freezer on top
about as big as an ice cooler
and just a standard size like bottom refrigeration section and sure enough they slide they're
sliding that bitch right into that hole in the wall i was like good for you man two things about
that guy like one i wonder how much money he makes right he's the best worth about he's worth
close to two million okay all right i was gonna say he's the best in the world at what he does
but there's not a huge market for it and i wonder how attractive to women he is because he
has a passion it's not just like raising family as a matter of fact he's probably he's not on that
track his girl's a solid eight very very nice looking young lady there's a there's a person
in my universe i don't want to out him but he's he's a paraglider, but an acro guy.
And he's very good, he's one of the best in the world.
And I saw his significant other,
I'm trying to really anonymize it,
and it was like, huh.
Because in my little circle, this guy's a legend.
One of the world's greatest.
But when you take him out of my circle,
he's really just a person
with not very good job
prospects right i'm sorry if i'm retreading you know walked ground because i'm sure you guys
talked about it last show but i went to the our reddit and they said that as you were falling
woody the song that was playing was i need a hero that's true that is true
that is one of the funniest things that you're panicking trying to go through
everything in your here I need a hero
gotta be fresh from the fight. You gotta be smarter than my heart.
I need a hero.
I'm just like, I gotta fucking fix this.
You're like consumed with panic,
but you're hearing I need a hero.
That is, oh, that is, oh, God damn it.
Why did I miss last episode?
That is so prime.
That is so funny.
Yeah, I didn't put it on on purpose.
I had a play, I lifted weights earlier that day.
So it was just an upbeat playlist that
I was playing for the gym. Yeah, that would have been a little
ridiculous if you were like,
oh, I'm dying.
Find the song. Let me find the right...
Yep. I need it. All right. Good God.
I was like, I can't
believe this is on right now.
It's kind of encouraging.
It's kind of encouraging.
You know what?
If I were plummeting to my death,
I can't think of a song I'd rather hear.
I'm a survivor.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna work harder.
That's good, but I need a hero even more.
I need a hero the most.
Or that Tom Petty song, Learning to Fly.
Or Little R. Kelly.
Little R. Kelly.
I believe I can fly i don't i need
a hero beats all of them though i don't maybe i'm biased trouble dude i he is but i i've i think it's
part of my like i don't know grieving process but like it to work through it i've listened to that
song 30 times like since last week like it's uh do you think it gave you like almost a form of
ptsd not like oh yeah not stealing valor from those troops or whatever right in the sport they
call it a fear injury right where like you're not hurt but you're not quite right either and uh
you know maybe low grade i was more messed up when my friend got hurt than when he
hit a power line than i was from my reserve throws but yeah we've about fixed the motor the frame was
bent i think that's all sorted out from yesterday i've got two reserves to fold the first one's
halfway done behind me um i'm putting it all back together. Have you flown since then?
Yeah, a couple times.
Oh, my God.
So the very next flight, I go up, and I'm doing this acrobatic move called a sat that puts some stress on the lines.
And one of the lines breaks.
So I'm, like, spinning around.
I'm getting some Gs.
I'm in the exact same position I was the previous flight.
And a line goes, breaks on me. And I'm getting some, geez, I'm in the exact same position I was the previous flight, and a line goes, breaks on me.
And I'm like, no, I thought it was my harness,
the thing you sit in, because that's how it felt,
like I just like dropped a foot.
I like quickly inspect it, I look up at the wing,
and the middle of it is like fluttering around,
like the front center.
And I'm like, oh, damn it.
You know, like that's not what I'm looking for.
So I briefly considered, like the wing is flying.
It's wing shaped.
It's doing wing things, just not very well.
It's not gliding as well.
And it's not steering as well.
And I thought about going back to the airport
I had launched from, but I was like,
I think I'd rather just be on the ground right now.
So I'm way up high.
So I get to like have
choices I have decisions I can make and I picked this yard that I thought look
flat it really wasn't I land in there and this 81 year old dude comes out and
he's awesome I've been trained on how to handle this he opened the opening line
is this is a beautiful piece of land you have right here right that's how it
starts and then and you know he drank it at first and i was like i didn't mean to trespass this wasn't my plan
you know but but here i am and i'm just taking my stuff to the edge waiting for a pickup and
we talked for a while we talked about retirement life marriage family work um all kinds of things
he gave me a joke. I have a picture.
I took a picture. Next time, I won't just shoot that wing.
I think I'll include him in a video.
Next time, I'm shooting for flesh.
This is the dude.
Look at that guy.
Man, that guy is elderly.
He's 81.
Yeah, he's 79.
His wife is 79, so I accused him of robbing the cradle.
It was fun.
I sat on his front porch on a swing, and he gave me a Pepsi while I waited for rescue.
It was probably a better experience than the flight would have been.
What a nice guy.
Yeah.
You know you like Coca-Cola.
I'm not really a soda guy at all,
but he offered me a Pepsi
and I kind of just liked the generosity.
Like, you know.
It's really kind.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I fall into a thing where I'll assume
that iced tea isn't like caffeinated
and I'll drink like 10 iced teas
without thinking about it.
And then before i know
what i'm like i just gotta stand up i just gotta move around i just gotta do this i just gotta do
that i just gotta my my i'm like oh there's a reason my heart's beating so fast because i just
drank 15 iced teas my tolerance for caffeine is uh it's pretty extraordinary because i drink almost
exclusively unsweetened tea like i drink it all day all day. Like, I don't drink water.
I drink unsweetened tea.
Do you feel anything if you drink a Red Bull at all?
No, no.
I get to drink, like, if I get, like, the really big Red Bull, then yeah.
Like, I'll feel a little energized.
But, like, I got a Frappuccino yesterday, like a venti Frappuccino with two shots of espresso.
Does it have a bunch of caffeine in it?
Oh, so much espresso.
Yeah, it's a huge amount of caffeine.
It's probably two Red Bulls at least and I was just like oh, yeah
I'm not tired anymore
dance, I only drink coffee maybe twice a week and
Every time I do like I have to tell myself
only one cup
Because I will get antsy and in my own head and wanting to pace around and you could drink decaf
i mean i mean decaf has caffeine in it like well the fact that i'll do is i'll have like a cup of
coffee and then i'll just drink tea like hot tea if i want something else like an old granny like
lavender tea ah cam a little chamomile of granny tea yeah lavender tea jesus christ tea is so good
of granny tea yeah Jesus Christ he is so good it it helps calm down that that coffee buzz oh but yeah I highly recommend that that whole it's on Hulu that whole thing about the Alex Hammond guy
or whatever his name is I'm butchering his name because it's when he finally climbs el capitan with no rope
he's just dude he's just going up this thing i don't know how tall it is let's call it 3 000 feet
something like that and there's parts of it more than 10 is enough to die he's he's just like he
looks like spider-man going up this thing because he's there's parts where he's just doing this
to get grip he's just pinching he's just pinching and like there's one part where he's just in a
crack doing this going up the crack it's just a crack it's crazy and he says nothing on that
hillside i don't know what else to call it mountainside is more than like a six out of
ten for him you know it's mostly four out of 10. He's just in a calculated way,
going step by step all the way up. Here's how artistic he is, Taylor. He has a journal where
he can recite every hand and foothold up the three or 4,000 foot mountain. He's like, yeah,
then it's a, it's a left pinchy grab on, on the, on the, on the green rock to my left. And then my
right foot slides up and then my left foot.
And then I cross over and I grab the big melon shaped rock.
And then I do.
And he's just got like all this huge notebook full of that.
Definitely don't want to climb that again.
Definitely.
That was fucking scary.
Definitely.
Sometimes when we do death pulls, we pick an under 40,
which is like the most fun, right?
Like, you know, you're like a Miley Cyrus, right you know who knows she could od or something uh alex
hanault is always my under 40 pick yeah i i i would not be surprised if he died any moment
at any moment it when he finished it he finishes it and he's just he's his level of happiness is
about the same as when I win a game of PUBG
Alright, he's just like yeah, I did it. It's good. He literally goes
Yeah, he's telling I was in the phone his girlfriend
He has sent the girlfriend away so that she won't be an emotional burden on him
And he's like I did it and she's like crying and exuberant and he's like he goes yay
What are you gonna do now Alex well I'm not ready to take the go in a public
place with a lot of people he goes to his van where he lives and he does
finger holes.
He's got this wooden
black thing hung over the entrance
and it's got
little
like you took a router or whatever
and made a little groove in it and you put your fingertips
in it and he's holding himself
and doing chin-ups and holds with just his
fingertips. He's just
holding himself there. He's got to be jacked
out of his mind, right?
He looks like Spider-Man.
Yeah, he looks like Spider-Man.
He's all muscle, but not
big, bulky at all. I think he's like 165
pounds. More like lean muscle.
Yeah, yeah. And his hands
look a little
weird. He's not fat at all,
but I feel like maximum performance isn't super ripped
right like like um I don't know like what you see in a bodybuilding contest or maybe even Brad Pitt
fight club like that those guys are really just like paper thin skin dehydrated Alex I mean he's
muscular and he's ripped but it's not like i don't know you don't
see there's no striation in his abs or you know like he doesn't have butt rips or anything like
that he's just yeah yeah i'm sure the fat helps i'm sure he needs like a good store of fat to like
like what it's four hours to climb with the mountain that's how long it took him it's like three hours endurance level it takes to climb for four hours i was thinking like like
he'll stop every now and then every time like they break the mountain up into like sections
like oh this is called the boulder problem and this is called like giganto or whatever and like
every time he completes one there's usually like a position he can rest in like he can kind of stand
there and look around and uh i just imagine getting past one of them being up 500 feet and being like
i want to quit now
i want to go home like definitely don't want to climb the rest of this definitely don't want to
do that this is fun this is just fucking the rain man of climbing
yeah there's uh definitely not as fun as my brother told me definitely definitely
well on the rogan podcast they were talking to him and and they're like you know how how close
is the second best guy to you and he's like uh pretty much the only guy who wants to do this. And I thought
that was interesting, too. There aren't a lot of guys...
No one else has tried to solo El Capitan.
Mostly the guys who
free solo things do it
in safer places. Alex Hinald?
Maybe?
The only climber I've ever
watched is some guy named Magnus
who hangs out with Jujimufu
and some power power lifters that
guy that guy's curiously effective at everything that guy's cool as shit yeah did you see him uh
i guess you mentioned the jiu-jitsu thing he tried to um like wrestle a brazilian brazilian
an mma fighter but they were just doing brazilian jiu-jitsu and uh man it like he's really fit and he's really strong but he used that
fitness and strength in the dumbest grappling ways and it just like i don't know tried to
overpower a guy who had leverage advantages you know one hand against two well i'll do my best
yeah good luck it was fun to watch an untrained guy he was a good sport i haven't watched that before oh he was totally exhausted i would love to see an untrained strong man someone like uh i don't recall his name
but he's like six eight and he's the strongest man on earth like the last four years other than
this current year which uh we're not talking about the mountain one oh okay yeah it's a different guy
uh something shaw okay no not no brian shaw i think or something brian brian's what it is Yeah, it's a different guy. Something Shaw.
Okay.
No, not.
Brian Shaw, I think, or something.
Brian.
Brian's what it is.
I would love to see a guy like that do a fun amateur bout against a real fighter. Because what you were saying, oh, this guy was being stupid trying to do one hand against two.
A power lifter?
Might work.
That level? I could he could lift anyone
he would just just yeah it would be interesting joe lozon has said that he would not be able to
beat shack yeah well shack's just a huge human well i don't know that shack has given up much
to brian shaw i mean no brian shaw is definitely more powerful way stronger than yeah okay like
shocking like overhead press a log that weighs a thousand pounds or something crazy like he's
so corded with muscle and has that like and he has explosive ability and he has cardio too those guys
have a lot of cardio to do those circuits that they do like they run they like pick up an anchor like a like a big boat anchor and like run 25 yards and then run back and get
like an anvil and then run it back 25 yards and then grab like a keg full of sand and water and
doesn't anyone need a gallon of paint this dude being being the guy that comes up with strongman competitions has to be hilarious where you're
just like how about you can can we make him try and pull a train like can we do that how about
like like i don't know like a not a not a feral bear
could they move successfully
a smaller bear? I like it when they
toss shit over their head and there's like
the kegs. Yeah, kegs.
And I don't know how to describe the
javelin. No, what is the pole vault
bar type thing? Yeah, it's the pole vault thing
that they throw it over. Yeah.
Have you ever picked up a keg?
Oh, they're heavy. I'm not sure I have.
You know, I used to shoot those things occasionally.
It makes an interesting target.
It's a little expensive.
But, like, I would get it.
I think that their kegs might have sand and water in them because it makes it awkward to, like, move around.
You wouldn't want them to have easy kegs.
Yeah, exactly.
But just a beer keg.
I don't remember what it weighed.
I want to say it's, like, I want to Google it. I want to say it's like
I want to Google it once it's 15 gallons, but I'm just not positive how many gallons in a keg
Clickety clack good to you. Yes 15 gallons nailed it so 15 times 8 is 80 plus 40 is 120 pounds
So it's 120 pounds plus the weight of the keg itself you've got 120 pounds of liquid
if you're just carrying beer around and 50 at least 15 times 8 is 120 though
15 times 80 plus 40 is 120 and then what i said oh i i maybe i stuck on the 80 i thought you said
he times eight was 80 but oh yeah it's just the way I do math. Like I multiplied it by the big number, then a small number and add them together.
OK.
But 120 plus whatever the keg weighs, which I'm going to say is like another 10 pounds or something because it's aluminum.
I think I can pick it up.
I can put it in the back of a pickup truck.
Yeah.
130 pounds.
That's about the limit of what I could carry around, I guess.
You couldn't throw that over your shoulder and sprint with it?
I can put it on my shoulder and I can move with it.
It hurts, though.
The weight of something that heavy, like on your collarbone up here.
It hurts.
Your bone isn't buried in nine inches of trap and deltoid?
It's exposed.
There's barely skin on that bone. It's so funny hearing those guys talk like i was watching some i think it was brian shaw who was like yeah you know we we like doing this grip training sometimes you
know when i'm training for strongman i'll do uh i'll do a couple warm-ups like i'll throw you
know something not too bad like 480 pounds over my shoulder and walk a little
while just to warm up my limbs and it's like are you insane that 300 years ago people would have
worshipped you i wonder what would have been like they would have shot you with crossbows
he wouldn't have the testosterone to become him at 300 some years ago because that came from a needle. The protein probably.
But like in everyday stuff, like if I had a jet ski,
would he not use a trailer?
Would he just pick it up and put it in a pickup truck and then
carry it to the water? It's like a normal
way of handling a jet ski.
Being that strong must rule.
When I grip the fiberglass,
it shatters.
So strong, yeah.
The everyday tasks that maybe we run into,
that maybe you bring something else,
like a piece of machinery into play,
like hand trucks or an engine lifter,
I feel like they can just do that shit.
But it's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
I mean, they're basically handicapped.
I like when they take...
Honey, honey, I need you.
I just got back from Walmart. I need you to bring in a 400 pound atlas stone okay
i like when they take a sticker and they slap it right in the middle of one of those big dudes back
and he's just like oh youtube keeps recommending a video like that for me the guy's the guy's a
super good sport about it.
I think he does it to himself and takes it off,
and then he puts it on this muscular guy,
and he's like, oh, I can't get it.
He's just totally stuck.
He's got too much butt.
Can't even get close.
Can't even get fucking close to it.
Yeah, they're so big and muscular.
It's too much bulk.
It's too big.
The amount they have to eat is insane,
and I don't remember what video it is,
but I always laugh thinking about that one strong man who had like every morning he's walking into his
beautiful kitchen and he's got his beautiful wife there and she's making a hundred eggs or whatever
and and they're like asking him like so so do you, what do you think about like,
how do you feel rather about eating this much every day?
Like, do you like the spinach and eggs? Do you, do you enjoy it?
And he's just like, you know, you don't have to like eating.
You just have to do it.
Like the level of not caring he has of like, no, eating is just like shitting.
I have to do it.
I don't want to shovel 100 eggs into my mouth, but here I am.
I want to eat right now.
I'm hungry.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to eat some more seafood and poison my girlfriend with gas.
I just ate.
What did you have?
I got some spicy fried chicken from Popeye's
sounds good
got some red beans and rice, some Cajun rice
it's very good
nice
been having a good time
yeah, I guess that's the show
I'll see you guys again tomorrow night
we'll knock out another PKA
have a little fun here
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