Painkiller Already - PKN #272

Episode Date: November 15, 2019

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He can 272 wings news PC liquid Richard is that liquid Richard am I looking at Taylor's work clothes. This is what Taylor was like definitely not on a normal day. This is just a normal polo shirt. I actually Callaway it's a name brand a golfer shirt and Amazon had a listing where I think they accidentally priced them too low. And so I got from a third party a ton of these. And so now this has been my look every day for like the past week, different colors of these shirts. As if you have no concern for Jeff Bezos' wealth at all.

No, not at all. But how many Mustangs did you buy, Taylor? Well, none this week. But how many Mustangs did you buy, Taylor? Well, none this week. But I did see a very interesting salvage at a used dealership in Conway, South Carolina. Was it water damage? Because that's important.

Oh, you wouldn't believe the extent to which it was water damage. It was like it had just been fished out of a gully. Was there poop on the seats? Not as much as you would imagine. I take a little of, not offense, I'm phrasing it wrong, but a lot of people I know that buy new cars say, oh man, the old one was just about to break.

I can see into the short term future and tell you that this kind of car breaks down shortly, hasn't yet, but is about to, and I dodged a bullet. Oh, silly. You are just inventing reasons

to get yourself a new car. Oh, don't hold back, Woody. Let him have it. Yeah. Failure to launch. It's because I'm talking about more than one person. And I didn't want to go too harsh on all of them. But yeah, so these guys who get a new car

and say, yeah, oh, trust me, this was a good financial move because my old car was just about to cost me five grand. Oh, fuck off. So what are the stats? I only saw what Chiz linked like two seconds before we started the recording. The recording of High Quality Audio this week brought to you by PKN.

You know, I... He turned in his old car and he said he got money for it. He's so specific about specifics that if you're off by a percentage point... Kyle's a big liar. Yeah, then I was more than liars. He said 8.99 cows a big liar yeah then he said 8.9 rate and it was no more than 8.9 exactly um but what it seems to me is he you know he definitely lost money on his he bought a car the internet trolled him so hard that he had to buy a new car they picked on him and he was just like okay i'll show you i'll get up a different mustang

like they made fun of his v6 so he got a four-cylinder and uh and he's definitely lost money on this thing it's the eco boost yeah was there now i misunderstood i he said something about a performance package i thought he did it a big am i no no he did not get a mustang gt he got the eco boost oh are you talking about i don't know my mustangs very well so is the top motor in a mustang not also an eco boost maybe i don't know my mustangs well enough to know but i'm pretty sure that it's the v8 it has to be i i just don't see that he got the four yeah he got the eco boost that's a four cylinder okay now look i i don't know what i'm talking about i thought the six

cylinder eco boost was the top motor maybe was it ever choose would know this yeah yeah this is where wings that has his fun um i'm pretty sure that the V8 would be the more powerful engine, even though I'm sure the EcoBoost is probably turbocharged or something like that. But in any case, he got another inferior Mustang, but he's got a newer year model. And I was watching, and he's like, all right, we'll do a big car reveal.

He goes out in the dark while it's raining and shows this shiny blob there it is boys there's my 401k a few days ago i don't know if you saw his video when he's discussing like retirement plans and he's like he's like a lot of people will tell you that you need to save for retirement to each his own all right you don't know if you're going to live to retirement age you don't and people save to put children through college well who knows if him children's gonna leave and go to college you know what even is a roth ira imagine if you saved money to put children through college and then they didn't go and you were just stranded there with money what am i gonna do with all this money

interest you doing a crude when you could have been riding your four-cylinder stain getting all that big chunky sweaty pussy oh you done missed out, my friend. Yeah, he bought himself another fucking car. Like, he put like two grand into the car that he bought last time, that salvage Mustang, and like a stereo system and like upgrades and bullshit. And then he trades it in for less than he paid for it originally. Was that only a couple months ago? Yeah.

I mean, you know, maybe a half a year ago. I feel like it's less than a year like ten months ago eight months ago something like that and Yeah, and and yet he still hasn't bought that air conditioner that he's always crying about Literally crying about the roof that he's always literally crying about and he still hasn't paid off his mama's trailer And he doesn't he also does he have a truck? mama's trailer and he doesn't he also does he have a truck or no yeah oh yeah he's got charlene he names his cars by the way this car's name is shale shale shale and charlene actually i can't spell either of those names i think it's s-h-a-l-e like that phonetically

that's definitely how it's spelled right it's not like a kind of rock or something? Yeah, like I have a half-sister named Michelle and for short we'll call her Shell. Okay. But nobody ever fucking spelled it because we're not white trash. At least not to his extent. But yeah, he named the car Shell. And the fact that he names cars has got to be

some sort of thing that like... I'd love to know the genesis of that. Like who in his life was naming cars? He was like, yeah how men do it they name their cars i name everything i name my televisions i don't need my pillows i've been googling performance package there is something called a gt performance package and i don't know if he's shortening it or if there's a non-gt performance package as well. And I also, like in the trucks, their EcoBoost is their top motor,

but I'm not sure that I can take that and apply it to their Mustangs. Yeah. I saved my money. I haven't bought a new car in like eight years. You know, just keep... It seems like it's better off yeah i can't imagine buying a second interest yeah like all my cars work like i don't know about what your auto loan rate was kyle but

mine was not nine percent that is well his his credit was bad he said he was just happy not to get like 16 because his brother messed up his credit um you should just take a few months off like yeah i don't think i've ever taken out a car long oh yeah you probably haven't you had enough money um but but but still like irregardless which is a wings redemption word um you know nine percent i i just man he is the king of poor financial decisions driver in 2020 there's a four-cylinder performance package called the eco boost which seems to line up with what you're talking about don't know if it applies to 2017 like i said another mustang guy i don't know yeah well i mean to quote him he said it's about as fast as his v6 excuse me where's he going in these cars nowhere i can't throw stars at that nowhere

and not even fast nowhere moderately fast do people ever make financial decisions that stress you out on their behalf this is one of them this is one where like when i saw chiz posting that right before i was like oh chiz is trolling like this is some like ruse made by uh you know sean ranklin or one of those those folks and it's like no like he already he hasn't paid his truck off i assume right like he's still the truck is literally like 20 years old it's been paid off for some time i get confused i thought he had that really new white one but i guess he had two new white ones he had to get out from under those because he stopped making ten thousand dollars a month on the YouTube now you're such a liar one was black just like a Mustang like at that price with that rate is

like oh dude and you don't even want to play Cod he was like it's the best way to rebuild your credit is a car loan meanwhile like a credit card is the best way because you did he really say that yeah he really said that that's like that's because you can get a credit card you could incrementally sort of do that thing and really keep an eye on it you don't have to take out a 20 30 000 loan at nine percent you can be like all right i'll i'll get i'll get 800 and i'll pay and then800 and by the time I pay that off, my next 800 will be at a lower rate, but I'm still rebuilding.

That's the way to rebuild your credit is with credit cards and just getting better ones as you prove yourself as a credit. At a- No, he has bad credit. I don't think we said it on the show because he co-signed for his brother, who went bad on a loan,

and then Wings didn't really consider it his obligation to pay that loan either, which I understand from a moral standpoint, but that is what co-signing is. You agree to pay it in case that person doesn't, and he didn't, so it hurt his credit. And now he's looking, I guess, to rebuild his credit. Was it a car loan, or what kind of thing?

Yes, his brother got in trouble for selling drugs, selling pills, I believe, or maybe heroin, and had to go to prison or jail, whatever. You know, I don't want to be called a liar. And so Wings, I remember when it happened because I was at Wings' house to take photographs of him for the hot sauce that we were going to sell. And he was like like he explained the whole

thing to me and i was like dude pay that pay that loan you know pay it and look if if it comes down to it then then you should take ownership of the truck i mean he's gone right you're the co-signer like go get that fucking truck and put it in your house k Kyle's right morally, legally he pays for his brother's truck. That's what he signed up for. But I mean, his brother's gone. He should get the truck, right? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, go get that truck, put it at your house.

Keep making these payments. Maybe when he comes back, tell him, hey, man, the keys are in the coffee can. You know, I made $800 for the payments while you were gone. Let's work out some kind of payment plan between you and I. Give me $100 a month and here the keys are. But if not, we're going to have to discuss something else. But what you don't do is renege. You never renege on a car loan.

It looks so... Is it renege? I'm pretty sure. Then why do they call them nigs? I've never heard that. I thought it sounded like low-grade race. You know, that is a good word to sneak one out on. What do you call someone who does it over and over and over, Kyle?

It's reneg. It's renegge i played it i got a feel i learned that word from a racist person and i've just been saying it for years i guarantee i sold someone a porsche in fucking 2003 and i was like you don't want to renege they're like no never again no no you don't make twice well he was mostly a good salesman it was the damnedest thing all right i fixed my lower and i think i'll make that situation it's like he is surrounded by saboteurs in his mom and his brother like just people grandmother coming in and fucking stuff up and oh they're the grandmother I was really thinking of just pumping sweet tea like

intravenously into that poor guy yeah maybe her not financially but her and like health ways I'm sure I don't know I don't know about how she I'm sure she's the grandma that's a university man he would kill himself on this mile-long walk which is a big effort for a big guy like that. Yeah, it is. And then he'd come back, sit on the front porch. And she's like, let me get you some sweet tea, baby. And it's like, come on, woman. I get that it's an act of kindness in some ways,

but it's a saboteur. It's an act of sabotage. Just a dick. Silly woman. Yeah, that's what he said last night or the night before at least i saw the video last night he was like my goal for november is to stop drinking sugar and it's like you just now started that goal that's a new goal for you to stop drinking the sugar because like that should have been years ago i don't mean to derail do you guys drink sugar

no i very rarely do like like Gatorade Zeros are great. I very rarely do. This is Diet Dr. Pepper. I very rarely do. But the other day, I had a peach soda, like peach knee-high, in a 12-ounce can. And it tastes like peach candy. It's so fucking tasty. And I did have that.

And I loved every sip of it. I've been offering it for so long. If I go back to regular soda, like a regular Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper is a bad example. That's one I can deal with. If I drink a regular Coke, it's awful.

It's too fucking sweet. When I was in prison, I remember I drank water for the first maybe month. And then I got my hands on a Diet Pepsi, and I was like, ooh, you sure this isn't regular Pepsi? It hurts my teeth. I'm at home, I'm really disciplined. I don't think we even,

if we have any sugar drinks in the house, it's like a warm ginger ale in the pantry for upset stomach or something. But when I eat out, which this weekend, I was doing a paragliding thing, so every meal was eating out, I'll have a sweet tea sometimes, oftentimes. They're tasty.

Just one isn't gonna hurt you. Like the only liquid calories are gonna happen. Oh, you're adorable. You think I'm not getting refills on these sweet teas, Taylor. Aren't you lovely? If you're sitting there, you're like, well, I paid $1.67 for this tea,

and I'm gonna drink $1.67. How much, ma'am, how much is $1.67 for this tea and I'm gonna drink $1.67 how much ma'am how much is $1.67 with four seven gallons I've been working hard as the son for 12 hours and I need to rehydrate with lots of these yeah that's that's bad behavior you know what I had depends on them in a while a big glass of milk and that was great I like milk I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the other day. And I was like, there's no way I'm drinking fucking water with this. Like, I've got to have a tasty glass of cold milk.

Yeah, but what we're all describing right now is like treating ourselves occasionally, right? Like, that was the only glass of milk I can even remember having. That peach soda that I described, I had the one. And I was like, oh, God and i was like oh god that was like eating that was like having an ice cream sundae i also don't remember the last time i had an ice cream sundae because i have them so rarely i eat maybe like three a year because it's supposed to be the sort of thing that you treat yourself to yeah like oh man i i ran six miles today i think i'm due for an ice cream sunday or but but meanwhile you know we've got bubba over there who's just like my katie's above two i think that calls for a couple of

gallons you know just so you know taylor i don't know if you're keep your finger on the pulse like like chis and i do but his granny moved out. He's home alone, and he's looking for someone to rent out one of his many bedrooms in that palatial trailer estate that he was in. It's available for $290 a month, just saying, Taylor. $290 a month? Now, that's definitely a lot less than my mortgage. I made that up because it's his car payment.

Yeah. Damn, and I foolishly bought this house when i could have so simply lived there with wings i was saying that like this is a perfect time to troll him um because like i could be wrong about this this part i have no documentation for but like I was told by one of my friends that like he's already actively looking for a roommate and perhaps he's already posted maybe a listing online like, you know, hey, you know, space available to 20 a month, blah, blah, blah. This is the perfect time to pay to put a parallel advertisement

out there. Because people are going to show up responding to your advertisement but he's going to think they're there for his advertisement until like you get to some crucial moment where they're like all right so uh you have the gang bangs out here right where's the lube fountain i i there was a lube fountain in the ad. And you're really giving me $20 a month to stay here. Could I have my first-hand job right now? I'd like that. Your palms are very smooth.

Man, that seems like a bad idea for him to post or to say on his stream that he's looking for a roommate because they're just going to go to like fucking craigslist or wherever he lives i'm sure they've done that before and fucked with them and like it's just send in a bunch of false people like oh i'm super interested and then he'll get his hopes up and they'll be like haha fooled you all right before i say this i'll concede i might be giving him too much credit but don't you think that sometimes these traps he lays for himself are for entertainment? You know, when he shares and he knows he's running the risk of that, doesn't he know that people also love this?

You know, I'm going to be 100% honest here. I cannot tell. And frankly, that is one of the hallmarks of a good troll and of a good joke is when you can't tell if someone's serious or not but i usually side on the on the idea that that he's a stupid person he's genuinely where it's like and now mr geordie jordan and he's like well i had a fulfilling career in metalurgy and frankly i was living my dream but I saw a fascinating microcosm of a burgeoning industry online. And I thought, what if I do almost a social analysis of this from the inside? See how far and how much I can push these individuals. And that's something like that.

Would you believe this? I knew the first thing I had to do was gain 400 pounds. I would not accept a triathlon like myself as one of their own. So he was 75 pre-career. Now, one of the most fascinating parts of this endeavor was hiring the family. He's just smart as fuck. This is my real father, Lucius. He's my hedge fund manager.

I put out a casting call for old ladies with fetal alcohol syndrome believe it or not she worked for booze no that was the funniest outcome he had me convinced he was my grandson you know the way the 70s went, anybody could be. And really, it was just a perfect representation of the phrase, if you spend so long staring into the abyss, it begins to stare back into you. And soon, you know, Lucius Jr. and Geordie Jordan were inseparable. And that's when I knew I had to back out.

Just fucking barely alive Larry King. What's the internet yeah that's good man he's just the best i he's so fascinating he's i gotta say this he's awful at call of duty like i didn't want to say he was awful at call of duty until i felt like i had surpassed him in skill but at this point i'm definitely better at the new call of duty than he is and he is atrocious at Call of Duty. Here's my thoughts on Wayne's Call of Duty skill through the ages. During Modern Warfare 2 and World at War, he literally played eight hours a day every day. You know, we've heard the story about him.

He was, I think, the first legit 10th prestige on PlayStation and Modern Warfare 2. Yes, I have heard that. And I reluctantly believe it. on PlayStation and Modern Warfare 2. Yes, I have heard that, and I reluctantly believe it. But nowadays, he is not good. And here's another thing I believe. During the time of late Modern Warfare 2, but definitely Black Ops 1,

and then Modern Warfare 3, and Black Ops 2, and in that sort of mid phase, about six, seven years ago, he was just carried. He would get himself a really good team together and have them run the support kill streaks, you know,

like UAV, the Blackbird. Yeah. And, and he would crush, um, Chiz, Chiz is very good about this.

He keeps screenshots of, and I was having this discussion with this. He keeps screenshots. And I was having a discussion with him. He's like, check this one out. And he links me a screenshot of Wings going like four and three or something and like domination. And Chiz is 27 or 28 and 0 because Chiz just dropped a fucking nuke. And that was the game that Wings kicked him out of his party. He's like, I didn't get kicked because I was bad. I got kicked because I was too good it's funny you mentioned that wings legit did like

in an angry impolite way be like all right like they're all jerks and they're all submissive to him just his submissive isn't right but you know less than him is what i'm going for they're differential to him like what he wants to do is what they do. Nobody else gets to see it. And he would tell them which killstreaks they could run, which ones they were allowed to run. You can only have one helicopter in the air, so that shit's out.

You are not allowed to have payloads. You are not allowed to have this. So his killingstreaks would all be, of course, that belonged to him, and then you had to run supportstreaks or maybe a predator missile or something. But he would tell you what you could run. And now that you say he was carried to some of these stats i'm like yeah that actually ties in with my experience so yeah absolutely like i remember i used to play with

socrates and we would play like um objective modes and stuff and i'd be like hey socrates i i really need a video will you help me and he would look yeah absolutely he'd run uav counter you have a uav blackbird and like and like black ops one and it's like this is easy mode i know where all the bad guys are i'm aiming at the corner as they come around them and i would quickly get myself like you know like a 42 and four game play or something like that that i could slap on the internet or whatever like yeah you know like when've got someone, just one person like that who can throw up two Blackbirds a game, it's easy, easy mode.

But when you've got a five-man, six-man team and the other five of them are all there, I think they used to give him their care packages. I'm pretty sure that was a thing. It's hard to get away with in a video anyway. That's a good point. In your stats, it'd be fine, but not in a video anyway like that's a good point that's a good point yeah you in your stats it'd you'll be fine but not in the video you're right you're right um i don't know where

i got that from it yeah and and so at my peak i was good at call of duty i wasn't great but i was good at call of duty and uh if someone who was great at call of duty was on my team it was hard to be even good. He just sucked all the oxygen out of the room. How did you even see 40 people already? How'd you do that? I'm 8-1 and thought I was doing okay. How did you find 40 to my 9?

Yeah, I definitely know that feeling. When you're playing with someone who's truly great. Zocatiz was like that. At times, he could just crush the other team. he was just running from one spawn trap to the other and he would just and you're always just kind of chasing behind him getting his leftovers and it you can't really do much and then you know there's other guys like that too then you know better than sock even but but like it's hard it's hard when you're when you're doing that it's better if you've got but what he was doing with the support players like he was crushing it and and of course they were getting wins and you know it was all going well

until like somebody broke some sort of rule that he had initiated this new call of duty man i don't even fucking know what to say like so there's like three guns that are just like god tier we're talking about multiplayer yeah okay yeah yeah the the the spec ops died real quick um when you know it died out real quick the single player is good it's it's quite good it's a good story very dark the darkest story i've ever seen no and uh the multiplayer though i don't know how i feel i enjoy it i've been playing a lot of it like i was playing right before we kicked off here but there's like three or four guns that are just super duper overpowered. There's a shotgun.

It's like an over and under shotgun. You know, the kind of breaks down. What are they called? The ones that are 725 and the M4. Okay. Yeah. The 725 shotgun is outrageous.

So, and there's really very little drawback to running overkill and having an M4 and a 725 shotgun. So that's what a lot of people do. And the claymores now are just they instantly go off, you know, like even in cod for like, those were good claymores. But there was, I want to say a point four second delay was like, boom, there's a cheer click. Now instead of a click, you hear a boom and you're dead Let that click you used to hear that is the claymore going off and you're just instantly dead and there's a there's a perk you Can use that makes you recharge claymores every 30 seconds Oh

Every 30 seconds place one though, right? No, you can have up to two at once Okay So you can just like chink wait, wait 30 seconds, chink, and then just get your shotgun out and aim and just kind of sit there and wait. And you're just thinking like, if one Claymore fails, I will not. If one Claymore fails, I will not.

And sure enough, like I've just been playing free frog, honestly, to troll people, just to be a piece of shit, the biggest piece of shit I can be. So that's what I do. I sit in a room and I always, I've been doing fairly well at just trolling the shit piece of shit i can be so that's what i do i sit in a room and i always i've been doing fairly well at just trolling the shit out of people with that class well my my my steam id my gamer tag i guess i should say is camping time but time is spelled like ages yeah yeah i'm very very think a lot of myself for thinking i actually played a game with the m4 at a buddy's house

we were going over there before we went out to dinner and he had like the big setup with his like curved 27 inch monitor and it looked really cool and he had pc xbox gamer pc pc and i was like i want to play a game he's like all right it, man. And so I played a game and I went six and two, which is better than I thought. But also I was doing a lot of what, now that I know the M4 is apparently super overpowered, like I was still getting used to ADSing and shooting and like my finger would slip off of the aim down sight.

And there were times like a guy would be like running across and I'd just start firing and missing. And then I'd let off the ADS. And before i could even click back on it he died just from being kind of in the general region where i was yeah yeah it's it's very low recoil and it's pretty good damage like it's not low damage it's it's moderate damage and like the the comparable assault rifles like some of them are really low rates of fire some of them are burst and like like none of them can compare like the scar has less ammo lately and and now like the the creative class is super complicated like you can put all kinds it's just like if you

went to the gun store and you were like huh i'd like some grippy tape on the back can we do that oh yeah oh yeah one. One cod point. Okay, cool. Can I put a fancy stock? Oh, yeah. Totally. How about like a suppressor? Yeah, yeah.

Screw it on the end. Can I get some sort of thermal sight so I can see their heartbeat? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We'll just screw that on. Just everything you want can be put on your weapons. It's pretty overpowered with everything. It's a lot of people complaining it sounds

like it rewards expertise which is the thing i used to value in a game and now i devalue like wait wait how come stupid people can't compete with smart ones that's not good i mean you figure out pretty quick what quickly what works um there are people who put scopes on their shotgun that's the funniest thing to see is the people who have like a six power scope on the shotgun and it works that's the other thing about the shotgun i i should i should describe what it's like with a meta of the 725 shotgun is it reloads pretty quickly it's always a one hit kill like like like if they're anywhere near you it's a one six or something do you remember that from on it? It's yeah, but it's just one and it works like the it works like you fired both

Of those of those lever action shotguns from modern warfare 2 at once it just destroys people. It's it's so so Overpowered there there they're gonna have to patch it. It's ruining the game. Hmm Yeah, you see this cod is being one's going to stay big for a while? No, I don't think any COD is ever going to stay big. It's something about the player base. Something about the player base of Call of Duty is very fickle. And a lot of them come over from other games to sort of play the season. They're like deer hunters.

You don't hunt deer in the summertime. They go off and go bass fishing of play the season. It's like deer hunters. You know, it's like, like, you know, you, you don't hunt deer in the summertime. They go off and go bass fishing or whatever the fuck. They're just there for this, the call duty season, which is like now through like fall. Yeah. Yeah. Just like deer season.

And, uh, and it just seems like once it expires, most of them go home and go do something else. You know, they, they play battlefield or they play Madden or they play Overwatch or they play some other fucking game other than Call of Duty.

And they just slept with this minority. Probably Shooter, yeah. And they often seem like real toxic kids. You know, there's a lot of, I hear so much anger and vitriol in the chat all the time. Just people are always so fucking upset about what someone else did to them in the game. It wouldn't time just people are always so fucking upset about what someone else did to them in the game it wouldn't feel like cod if it wasn't yeah i've been called a

faggot so many times this week yeah so many times you suck a few dicks and you get a reputation the way that you're playing i can understand yeah yeah oh one of the cool things is they have a 2v2 mode i think it's called gunfight. A lot of people say that. It's very cool, because that has random weapons. You don't get to pick a game, like your class. You're just every round. Every, every other round, you're assigned, you know, class, you know, okay, I got a Simtex and a smoke grenade, and I've got a Desert Eagle and a shotgun. All right, that and they have the same thing. the same thing and you 2v2 you go at them and and there's a flag in the middle if anybody tries to camp the flag caps really quickly uh like a 1.5 seconds or something like that and that's a lot of fun like like that's I've played a good bit of that been mostly successful at it um but it's it's it's a little bit like old school search and destroy and that like everything you do kind of matters or at least it feels like it matters and

Yeah, it's a lot of fun. It can it can be sort of What the word is I don't know you're apprehensive at times like I'm just like game battles, dude Yeah, yeah, almost like game battles You don't let your friend down, you know and and when you do do get that clutch victory, when you're able to kill both the guys, when it's a one versus two, you're pretty pumped. That's a cool game mode.

I talked to Kyle about game battles. This was before I'd ever played my first game battles match. I was thinking about putting together a team. I just tapped into him because he had played it before. He had more experience than me. And he's like, man, you sure you want this? It's going gonna stress relationships like these games have an importance on them at a level that you haven't experienced yet i've had friends cry i've had friends cry about not making the clutch play and this and it's like oh man

like i actually kind of talked me into it but these goal was the opposite I was like I go for something that matters I would like to essence you know cuz uh probably my whole career was based on my game battle success rate mm-hmm we had some good videos out of it though yeah I would get very stressed out about game battles I did not want to let my friends down you know and and for the most part if if they were doing well and I could sort of come in and like it was like 4v1 by the end and a search and destroy and I was like yeah I got one it's like didn't matter that I got him because they were gonna get him anyway but if it's just me and it's a 1v1 and I have to plant the bomb

and then protect it and I'm it's it was just it was far too stressful for me it really was because I cared what they thought of me and I didn't want to lose and and there's a record like it that's you know we were on game battles we're in the top 10 for for Call of Duty you know and it was yeah yeah our team lethal talent uh was it was yeah it was it we didn't i didn't want to lose i didn't want to like let them down we were never i mean we might have been top 500. you know it was not the same thing i don't know that out of 600 but uh it did still matter to us and the call outs and we tried really hard and when sometimes we lost and like it was disappointing but there were some good moments we we beat a team in a really tight

one it was domination and it was we just and afterwards the other team was furious and they accused us was cheating which is the highest compliment possible like because we didn't and and it was like yeah you can report us if you want but everyone on this team records their video every single one of us we're all hoping to make videos out of this uh you won't win and it was a blast it was a real blast i did good yeah that was always great when someone would accuse you of cheating and you're like dude not only like am i not cheating but there's a whole commentated video that you're part of now that you'll be able to watch in eight hours this

cheating accusation will make you famous this is part of the video right now i understand you will you will and i would always be like just just google our gamer tags man like you'll see what's going on here like We're not cheating. I don't know how to cheat at fucking Xbox 360 Call of Duty in any way. I don't know how you make that happen. I just remember accusing people when they would beat me with the G3 in COD 4, and I'd be like, that seemed to be shooting a little too fast. Fucking mod.

Fucking mod. Oh, that'd be one way to cheat. That's not cheating. Yeah. I didn't do anything. I wanted my name like besmirched you know i i i had legit controllers i had a scuff controller but i'd link you to where i bought my modded controller i wouldn't buy one it's great also i didn't even use the famas in blackps here's what happened at the opening of that game I used every weapon but all my good games were on the

FAMAS so they would get uploaded and people were like Woody only uses the FAMAS and it's like fuck now I can't use the best gun if I were to run this back I'd be like yeah you only use the FAMAS suck a dick that's my favorite but what I actually did is not like I don't know made a rule I can't use

the damn FAMAS anymore. And it was how much harder they get games. The FAMAS was great. The only game plays I can even remember that I got that were even good were running around like an asshole with dual 1887s just ruining people's days. And then they nerfed that. And my interest in that game dropped precipitously. They nerfed that and my interest in that game dropped precipitously they nerfed it twice like i think the first time was it that singles worked and then you had to run a

kimbo or it was like you had to put grips on a kimbo i forget how to make it work the second time but someone figured it out quickly it got to the point of nerfing where it was like you they were unusable like you could get nine feet from someone secondary though weren't they yeah yeah they were supposed to kind of suck you know like it got to the point where it was on par with the 1911. yeah yeah that's what they were going for well i liked it when you could see somebody like running like 100 yards away and go wow you just get those two great hit markers the secondaries in modern warfare 2 were all better than the primaries and like cod 4 though like if you remember like the dual glocks when you could just and that like the sound they made made was the sound of like a thousand men shredding paper at the same time or like they had

the fngs those little folding submachine guns you could have one of those in each hand was that it was three though i think no that was it wasfare 2. Okay, there was one in Modern Warfare 3 that was OP, too, and I want to say it was Akimbo. I remember the MP7, like, as a primary, anyway, was very OP. That was, like, the gun to use in MW3. I was going to say, like, if anybody wants to come play Call of Duty with me, what I want to do tonight or, like, later this week

is really frustrate people and play like team death match and everybody camp inside of one building with like those rechargeable claymores and, uh, and, and, you know, like, like,

like overpowered weapons, shotguns and stuff. And it's completely locked down a building with the shield turrets. You can throw down the shield turret, which will block a doorway. And so you can just, they get there and they can't even like sprint in and like try to kill anybody. They have to like climb over a thing into the room.

I think I'd be down for this. I'm only buying COD if those are the kind of games we play solely. Those are the kinds of games I love. When we played COD 4, like by the time like the second year of COD 4 came around, we would just have fun like that. Like we play Search and Destroy, but only one person would go at a time like like all right socrates you're up go get him and socrates would go 1v6 to try to like beat the other enemy team and like you know maybe he gets two all right impulse it's up to you impulse goes it's 1 four, he gets three of them. All right, Kyle, one v one, see if you can close it out. And we

would just go one at a time to try to like clutch the thing out that or we go in the very back of maps like like pipeline and cod for there's parts in the back of that map that you might not even know exist. And we just litter it with the with clay moors and just hide with UAV jammers and just lie in the grass and suppressors and stuff yeah just be as shitty as possible to try to get reactions out of people and to win because you win no matter what like there's no way to defeat that if you if you just if you don't engage with

the enemy if you just make them come to you like it's an actual fucking battle there's a youtube channel devoted to like they'd find a tricky thing and have all six players lay on top of each other and never move the videos were funnier than you'd think it was just six people humping one another giggling uncontrollably laughing at you know when they narrated it quickly they'd speed up the boring parts and yeah and they would try and end it like zero to zero you'd be like we'll get them next time comrades i remember like i i never went into cod but like like the most of the fans i would play with were way better than i was but i would like doing loadouts not even when i was making videos of like all right everybody one man army noob tubes you're not allowed to shoot a

bullet this entire game and it was that was so much fun if you started on the right side of terminal and you had like super blast or whatever it was the damage uh i don't danger close danger close like you could just you he fired it anywhere near that bookstore people were getting blown out the back of it and And then you would like, what was that other that you could hear them eavesdrop? You could hear people get upset after. Well, because you could blow them up and you could hear. Yeah, by, I forget which one it was. Modern Warfare 3 or

before that. When you killed someone, you'd hear what they said briefly after. I think Black Ops 1. I think like right after Modern Warfare 2. I think they instituted that so you could hear them cursing. That's in this game. Yeah, I really enjoy it. You have to kill someone to learn that.

You have to kill someone. Yeah, if anybody wants to play with me, message Middy Smitty on Steam or something like that. I think I have my Steam settings set up so you can't message me or something like that. I get spammed a lot. But yeah, I definitely

want to play and I think MIDI is going to be on tonight. So I'll play for several hours. I have a good time, especially if we can do something silly like that because I don't have a ton of friends who play the game. A few of my friends are Canadian and a couple are in New Zealand. So either because of lag or because of the enhanced

price in canada for whatever reason that not everybody i know has the game but i'm definitely down to pull some hijinks and this is a perfect game for it there's so many like pieces of equipment and weapons that are just so troll just just just so much fun to with people and people get upset even the riot shields good this time around like like the riot shield can be real shitty to use. You can just flick those throwing knives and your riot shield is back in your face and they can't really do anything about it. We could stream it or not stream it.

I'll play a few. If you want to play, you can come play with us for sure. Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah, I'm down to play after this. Taylor's PC should be arriving this week, so we'll get him into the world of PC games. It said between 9 and 12 days. Where are we? and i ordered it well but it doesn't include it only includes business days so this is

day six because i ordered it on saturday well we're about to do this previous one chew down some business days for eight more dollars they would overnight it we're ready till the cod fat has passed. Red will strike while the iron's still lukewarm. That's what I always say. Nice little Christmas present for myself. I get people messaging me like, so when's Taylor's PC coming?

Is it ready to go now? I haven't last year. I'll need help to set it up. So you guys will know the second it's here. Cause I'll be like, I'll need help. I mean, it's a pre know the second it's here. I'll need help. I mean, it's a pre-built computer, right? No, no. I was meaning like getting the Twitch stream set up correctly.

That mouse could plug it anywhere. There's half a dozen USB ports. Yeah. No, I'm confident. No, I'm not going to say that because that, damn it, I just fucked it up for myself. I just don't want the Twitch stream to not be set up right. So that's the thing. Mine wasn't at first.

And she knows fucking everything about Twitch. Yeah, Chiz probably better than... I had a couple streams where my video quality or video jumpiness had to improve. So I could give you my settings, but I don't know that I've optimized it even now. You know that grease paint that I was wearing last week for the show, that Joker bullshit?

Sure. Fucked my skin up. Like this whole area was dried out and like crispy. My whole forehead was crispy. It gave me a cold sore. It was like my whole bottom lip was like all scabbed up and crispy. It was awful.

So when I finally like washed it all off, I was so happy. It was so, it was burning my eyes so much. The fact that you got so dry, it the remove the grease remover maybe i didn't all i used was soap and a washcloth oh okay no i didn't use anything like special i think that it was just like soaking the drawing out the moisture from my face for four hours in my head i didn't use like nail polish remover to get it off and it's like yeah maybe i got small bumps around my eyes did you really yeah they were like only perceptible if i would like rub my finger there but they were teeny little irritated areas from this stupid ninja turtles mask it looked retarded in it looked looked good. I liked it. I mean, I thought it was pretty funny. And now,

you know, the cane's always going to be in style. Well, I took this to work today. I bought two of those Superboy shirts because we wanted the better one. One's sitting right over there. They might come back around. Who knows? I always remember the second I put on face stuff for a costume why i hate doing that

because it sucks it's never comfortable that like four or five years how many years ago was it when i came as a zombie with a bald cap on that was the itchiest i've ever sat through an entire episode of the show that was yeah i've had a bald cap once before and it was it was not very comfortable seemed like you were enjoying that show to me oh yeah yeah that was a fun one i enjoyed putting the makeup on and like i enjoyed having it on until it started like burning my eyes like like like i don't mind a little discomfort like like every time i would touch my face or like every time i would take that pack of cigarettes and like bite a cigarette out of it like like i looked on the inside or like every time i drink out of like a glass like this it had lipstick on it like like just everything i even on my front my front door

of the house still because i picked up an amazon package while in face paint has like this bloody like handprint drawn across it just I was leaking everywhere so yeah well a whole nother year until we have to do that again thank god uh what was I gonna say oh oh I want to run a mile a day every day that's it for 30 days it's a look all right so as we all know good for you you take fitness advice from whoever's hottest and i thought chick's got a banging ass i should do what she does i'll be a hot chick too she ran a mile a day for 30 days and it just seemed like look i suck at running to say i suck at running doesn't like lay it out i'm just not built for

running it doesn't seem to be my thing even the fittest version of me when I was pretty fit at one time didn't run particularly well it just didn't didn't fit yeah and uh but I'm like a mile's not that much a mile a day for 30 days it just seems conceivable I have an ankle injury now I got laser therapy for the third time the day and we're going to PT. We're going to get that worked out, and then we're going to see if it returns. But I'm kind of jazzed for this. Are you running outside, or do you have a treadmill? I was thinking outside.

I went to Google Maps, and the best I can do is 1.18 miles. So that's my plan. Walk the driveway as my warm-up. Run just basically 1.2 miles and nice okay i have this i want to do a video of it and like show pitiful me to less pitiful me over the course of a month we'll see how that goes oh i will not make a video of myself i like i when you were saying some people out there might not empathize but when you're like running just not my jam even when i was fit i wasn't good at it or anything like i look like i was reanimated

by a necromancer terrible like my body's like lumbering like i'm just slow i'm just not good at it if it's like long distance i'm i'm better than short bursts i think at running okay like him that's not saying much at all oh like taylor looks like he was born to push heavy rocks or something like that that seems like your jam you have to work out today you can carry rocks into that yard and throw them into the rock pile or you can run two miles i'd be like picking up a rock yeah yeah i would so much rather do that than run i hate kyle's the opposite i know you can just you ain't on a uh during the fitness thing i guess like a year and a month ago i did so real into the running i tried i ran

i ran miles and miles every day i wish i had a pedometer so keep better track of it but it was hours and hours did you dance honestly like i there was there were times when i would dance for six fucking hours like you're dancing yes i don't think i don't think i've that was my secret woody i wasn't gonna tell you dance dance revolution type dancing like what we no i would so first of all from the dancing i got blisters on my feet i was dancing so hard and so much so i got this i got this big pad to dance like of squishy foam so I remember this this was the moment Woody where you were like surging and like catching up to Kyle and so Kyle texted me I was like dude he's he's really catching up to you man like he's he's surging and he's texted back first she sent me a picture of

your feet which it looks like just a trail of tears like feet and then you're like here let me send you a video of what i'm doing you're just in a room dancing to some music on a foam pad and it was just depressing it was so awful like i would i would get up like he's got the lids locked i would get up at like two in the morning and i'd be like all right time to dance and i had like i would listen to the um um what's that movie um the galaxy um what's the gross movie guardians of the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack i would i would put on the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack and i'd put my headset on plug it into my phone and i'd go back there and i was just dancing furiously while looking at my watch to make

sure my I stayed in like whatever zone I was trying to stay in and just hours hours of me and I'm like all right good song good song good song yeah yeah yeah just pumping my arms and just just spinning around and like just just just doing just moving just trying to get your heart right up yeah just fucking Michael Jackson and and like like anything i could play like i went so much music got ruined for me during that time because i was listening to so many songs over and over i was like oh yeah this is my jam and like three days later i'm like i never want to hear you're so sorry abc one two three ptsd i heard that so many times one two three ptsd i heard that so many times it's easy it's easy i'm first i tried to make the exercise fun right i think before the competition even started i went out and kited my

wing it was like in the blue like that was like bullshit points i'm like all right so that's not great and i started skateboarding there were some points to be had there but it wasn't really getting it done i tried running i ran into the woods and uh that got some good mip maps i think they were called yeah but my god i was like dodging injuries left and right every 200th step was one of those where like you don't put pressure on that foot and save it with the other type deals because i'm running cross country through the woods and there's i'm jumping logs and shit like that and like feel your foot start yeah yeah yeah see like don't use that one and just you know yeah and I had a lot I'm like I can't do this for a month with and avoid injury

and uh eventually I got on the bike which had been my thing like as a kid too like I was really into cycling and uh and I would just stare at that freaking phone, which is how I saw what my MEPs level was, and just suffer. I remember it was sometime after the episode where Kyle's like, I'm getting MEPs. I'm getting MEPs sitting right here. That I was like, I'm just going to wear my fucking meter and clean my apartment.

And I was in the gray the whole time. And I was getting upset about it. Like after an hour, I think I had three. And I had like a bunch of trash from a get-together I had like a bunch of different bags and like instead of taking out like all three hefty bags at once to the dumpster which was back around my apartment I like grabbed one bag and like run down the stairs and like run through the alley like a maniac and all of that looking like an absolute retard for seven net and I was like this is that or shit I am working out Kyle's resting MEP rate was equivalent

to my skateboarding or something. It was hard. I think that was because I had been working out so hard and I was just unhealthy. It was taking me a dozen hours to recover from a workout. Yeah, I worked out hard yesterday. Feel.

I'm like, does he have a fitness chick in the back room wearing the real meps thing like i i didn't know god i wish like i wish oh and i remember like it was so funny because like because of my schedule it kind of forced me to be more regular like all right i could do a couple hours in the morning a couple hours in the evening and that's it a couple hours in the morning hour two in the evening okay that's it like we're like three days into that and kyle has worn it for 50 hours it's like you know there's 27 days yeah like well i danced from 6 a.m to 6 p.m uh played rust until 9 p.m., and then I was back on the dance floor.

It was messing with my Rust play. I didn't get to play any Rust that whole month. That really fucked with Rust because everybody would be like, hey, you're going to come play some Rust? I'm like, no, I'm not allowed. I have to dance. They're like, Kyle, can't you dance and play? No.

Dude, that competition got me almost like feeling legit sad a couple times where it'd be like a friday night long week i'd worked out for like two or three hours on the bike that morning he'll be like hey taylor we're going out so and so bar come on you haven't come out with us in a while it's like i would i have to go home and ride an exercise bike until i throw up for my podcast then i can imagine that if you're like let's say you're waterboarded you might have certain negative feelings about pictures of water that's how i felt about the meps app it was like oh you i threw that whole system away like like it says we were done I was like and you Kyle made one psychological error during the competition it wasn't over yet call it

like six days or five days before it ended and he's like he's wearing out I've got injuries here I've got injuries there I've got it and what he seems to be getting stronger I think I hate this less than previously let's go Woody I can't we can things that didn't want to heal like I remember like I tried to visit my dad and I was like as long as Woody only works out once a day, I'm fine here. Woody worked out twice that day. I'm at my dad's house. He's like, you got to come and watch the good, bad, and the ugly with me.

I'm like, I can't. I have to go run. He's like, it's raining. It's raining outside. I'm like, I'm going to go run in the garage. He's like, what do you mean? I'm just sprinting from one end of the garage to the other. That's literally how I fucked up my Achilles tendon. There's sprinting and stopping and turning around and sprinting from one end of the garage to the other. That's literally how

I fucked up my Achilles tendon. Like sprinting and stopping and turning around and sprinting back because I couldn't keep my heart rate above yellow or something like that unless I really sprinted hard. Achilles sucks. You get 100% recovery? It's a little bit of weight. Yeah, it doesn't hurt anymore, but I haven't done

anything extreme to it all the same. I mean, I ran. I jogged yogged I believe it's called a yogging it's a European thing it is a jail I think I said it during that challenge but like for the first week I was so convinced I'm like the secret are electrolytes so like I I already drink a ton of water and I'm drinking like protein mixes and stuff when I'm lifting. And that has some of that in there. And I'm just buying generic brand Pedialyte from CVS. And I was just like three or four days in, I was drinking like two of those

full things a day. And I was just like, God, I'm eating healthy. i'm working out but i'm every 40 to 50 minutes it feels like and it's just like an unsatisfying like liquid squirt and that's it and then i looked online it's like oh i've consumed way too much zinc and magnesium and everything but how has your come i think some of those are good just I think some of those are good. Just fucking Nick. Came out like Elmer's glue. I felt stress being behind because I didn't jump out of the gate as fast as I wanted to.

I might have been behind Chiz as well. And I had some friends who were fit. Like one's active duty army and then there's his girlfriend who's like, she's just fit. I don't know, picture a 26-year-old with abs on a girl. girl and they're like what do this is not a sprint this is a marathon you know like it ramp it up slowly which is something that I knew but they helped me maintain the discipline of you know not getting injured it went from like man this is gonna really be a fun challenge and lose a little bit of weight and that was like for the first nine hours and then

like the next few days it's like because i remember the first day like we were all in our group text being like no starting until midnight and i was like i'm not i can't work out at midnight it's it's friday like i got things to do and i like, oh they'll they'll get like two or three hundred maps And then I'll get off whatever I finish doing whatever work I have to do tomorrow and then I'll get home and I'll bang it right out and I'll catch right back up and I woke Up and like a kid on Christmas was like reaching over to grab my phone and I checked the app and it was like Kyle 1700 maps is 1300 maps woody Kyle, 1,700 MEPs. Chiz, 1,300 MEPs.

Woody, 700 MEPs. Taylor, zero. Or maybe you only had a couple hundred. And I was like, that, like the sinking feeling in my stomach when I saw those totals. I had the same thing. I remember the numbers differently. I could be wrong. But in my heart of heart, I was like, this is a 30-day competition, so don't kill yourself out of the gate.

And, you know, you guys were talking, Kyle and maybe Chiz as well, we're talking about exercising at midnight. And I'm like, ha ha, those fools. They're going to kick off a 30-day competition by ruining their sleep schedule? Genius over here won't do that. I wake up in the morning with like a Homer Simpson cry. Oh, no. I'll be like, 750 maps. That's like Joe Rogan's second best day.

I'm fucked. And I wake up in the morning and my wife is like wanting to talk to me. I don't have time for this baby. I got like skateboarding. I'm not getting maps. Yeah. It was stressful. I was a, yeah. Joe Rogan's a yeah joe rogan's a real that's what we that's the conclusion that we really came to during this during the whole thing was that like he's just like bragging about oh yeah i worked out so hard the the smoke detector went off from the the steam off my body meanwhile we're like yeah i knock out that mini in about three hours of working hard and then i go about four more i'm like like, the door was open, the ceiling fan was on. Why didn't you do that? Why did you change the humidity in that room?

That was absurd. I think my most grueling workout in that entire time was I rode that $110 magnetic exercise bike that I got off Amazon for five hours worth of King of the Hill episodes. That's one of my favorite shows. By the end of it, seeing another

and I'm like, just getting upset about it. You ever work out so hard you wanted to die? Working out should be for fun. How many peps would you get if you just did some yard work i had it it wasn't any day it was an exercise bike but you'd like sit in a regular chair and use it on your feet that thing sucked it wow i got one of those in

there um that it didn't do anything it like if i didn't get many maps on it it wouldn't stay still when i tried to pedal it only weighed like half a pound like it was cheap it was garbage sometimes too cheap is more expensive yeah it was like like i got one of those like an under desk thing thinking like oh while i'm doing the show i can do that and then like the stroke length of it is like you can't even get your legs moving. And you do like Uber. I've seen on the other side of this. You don't do pushups on it.

But like if you do a pushup position and do it with your hands, it's a little better workout. It's more fun. Never done. Well, I hate it. Never do that challenge again. I just remember the last couple of days of it. Like Woody had taken the lead. Kyle was so injured that he couldn't keep up

hardly anymore. Chiz had also gotten injured. I was like 1,500 points back of Chiz. I was like, I just need to do 500 points a day. On the final night of the competition, I just forged ahead just enough to

get 50 or 60 maps ahead of Chiz. That was a win for me. You won a little safety. Not only was it torturous, but no one appreciated it anyway. Yeah. Understandable. I feel like if we had just come together and done like a PKA plays of like

mount your friends, they'd have been like, now that's entertainment. In hindsight, we made in hindsight we made some like social errors you know we're like hey guys we're thinking we'll eat a spicy chip you come up with your ideas and they're like loser loses a hand uh winner gets it as a trophy and you're like whoa whoa whoa whoa guys we're real people and uh there was there was nothing extreme enough that would make them happy that we also wanted to do that like they wanted big monetary damages and stuff and um it was it could have been laid out uh better if we had said this is this is what we're gonna do then they might have

been it might have been easier to get behind but instead we said what do you want us to do and then we rejected all their ideas because they ruined your life and i don't think so i think they're going hard to please folk and and that was just not see the thing about it is it's not like they were getting to watch us work out that man that may have been better if we'd actually made videos of a live streaming yeah but i had no interest in doing that my workouts were lit were literally like dancing it was embarrassing i didn't want like anybody in my life to see me working out like i see where you're coming from it's embarrassing but it would have been good content just like you're over there dancing to your like 19th playing of michael jackson in a row i'm just like picking my nose on an exercise bike wishing i wasn't and you know the two live streams

going side by side would have been content it would have been good for like the first 20 minutes and then it would have just been like, we'll make some embarrassing gifs out of this. Oh yeah, we'd still be watching them now. They'll pay for trying to entertain us. All three or four hours in, his dancing form's gonna be way off. So would he exercise bikes in his underwear?

Is that underwear six years old? Would he be smashing a wall or snot pouring down his nose or flicking a controller or something in a montage of boom, boom, chh. I watched one the other day and it's wings going boom, boom, chh. Boom, boom, chh.

Like smash the table twice and throw the controller and it's like, buddy, you're a poor man. I kind of want to see that. Do you guys think that this most recent car purchase is going to stick unlike the Salvage?

Ooh, that's a good question. Because Chiz was saying in his message that he plans to pay it off very quickly, like in a year or so. I feel like people took what he said

and didn't extend any graciousness to that he might have said it incorrectly. He said the car payment is 280 a month, but I aspire to pay it off in 14 months. No, I actually ran the numbers on that car payment. And for a $14,000 loan at 8.99, I got 290. He said 280, like whatever, we'll work with it, right?

Close, yeah. That's 60 months. So I interpret to be that that's his base payment but he's hoping to overpay and get it done in a little over a year but uh you know not everyone extends that like well he just said it funny yeah no that makes no sense who knows who knows you know just just one brilliant financial move after another with that guy. Why not pay off the goddamn trailer that you're always whining and crying about?

Why not pay off that roof that you're always whining and crying about or that air conditioner? Or maybe get your home in your own name instead of your mama's who doesn't even live there anymore. Maybe buy Gangster Grandma something nice. But no. I need a new, new Mustang.

That really is the number one thing. Think of how much better his life would be if he would pay off that like if he would pay off his home and put it in his name i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't like it when you call it his home pay off his double wide and put it in his name his modular home and pay put it in his name he would his stress would just drop off. I wouldn't accept modular home. I just knew he wouldn't. I knew he'd be like, God, no. Could we refer to it as a recreational vehicle?

You can take it over sand dunes and shit. I love that. Whenever people are like, I don't live in a trailer, I can't tow it anymore. That's the first thing he goes to like its own blocks. Doesn't matter. Like you can take anything and put it on blocks and it doesn't become a house like you put out you can put you put your truck, take the wheels off your truck and put a foundation or it doesn't

become a house. It's a modular Chevy. Chevy that's the bedroom yeah we talked about money stuff in my stream so the just chatting part people like more than when I play games and they're like yeah I should make this final decisions like pay off your loans there are parts of finance where the math doesn't work out like the math is wrong you know in theory you should take a loan at 1% and dump it all in the stock market. But in reality, that's usually a bad idea.

It doesn't always work out right. In theory, you shouldn't pay off your house. You should just invest it in some other place and hopefully it grows faster than your loan is accruing interest. But in reality, I promise you, your grass is greener and walking barefoot in the yard is nicer and your life has less stress in it

and like no one owns you. Your job is, I mean you still need a job, you've got living expenses, but you're not like fucked if you don't have it. You know, you can survive longer. You don't need to make as much money. Like if maybe you hate your job at 70 grand, but there's one you'd love at 60 grand. You could do that when your house is paid

for. Yeah, yeah. Or your, your modular home. If you pay off, you know, right away, you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be saying be saying this it's not accurate at all if you pay off your mother's recreational vehicle you were lying i won't believe until i see his name on a it wouldn't be a deed what is it is it a mortgage what is it called on him i think it's an auto loan let me see. Crack me up. I'm picturing the auto loan.

What kind of loan do you get for a mobile home? The FHA insures loans on manufactured homes, and many lenders are willing to finance manufactured homes if they're insured by the FHA insures loans on manufactured homes, and many lenders are willing to finance manufactured homes if they're insured by the FHA. Well, I'm sure... Oh, there's a mix. Okay, okay. So if your mobile home is 400 square feet,

oftentimes it's considered a home. Like it's taxed as real property and you can get a government-backed mortgage. Okay, well, he's definitely got 400. I would guesstimate 2,000, 1,800, something like that. That's a pretty big place. It's pretty big. Yeah, but my house in Apex was 2,000 square feet.

It was like two stories. If I use that as a ratio, I might peg his at 1,200 based on my memory. I don't know. It's still pretty big for a trailer. I think I'm with you now. Like 1,200 to 1,500. Maybe 1,500. It's rectangular. It's perfectly rectangular. I don't know if you remember the Apex

house, but that was 1,973 square feet. Oh, I do. For sure. You can tell if you're joking. No, 100%. I do. Okay, yeah. Average cost of a manufactured home in May of 2018 is $81,000. He- Well, he's only been paying on it for 16 years, Taylor.

Yeah, give him some- I just mean, take that 14 or whatever he put, if you could have taken that 14,000 instead of, well, I guess he got that through a loan. So I don't really know what his liquidity is. Well, if he's capable of paying it off in 14 months, then we know I just yeah. And wings is a guy who occasionally has big stress in his life over money. It seems to come in waves. But if he didn't have that loan on his house anymore you know that just might give him a quality of life sorry his mother his mother's house his mother's mobile home his mother his mother's recreational vehicle we didn't have that load on his housing he just doesn't like decisions don't compute and I know it's not just like all I worry about money sometimes but the prospect of me being like oh man I need a second car that I need to get room for and also it needs to be insured and I'm gonna take out a loan and like

that stresses me out I would be like oh my god why the fuck did I do that we're missing like I was in prison I was like I buy a new car when I get out and I was like no dummy you're gonna you're gonna save up three or four hundred thousand dollars you're just gonna buy another house whenever your probation is done if you're gonna move to Colorado and you're gonna buy a fucking house every all that's what I'm doing I'm saving all my money and I'm accruing my money and I'm investing what money I have and one and when this probation is done I'm gonna go to Colorado and I'm a paid mostly cash for a house Like you know, even if it's not gonna get some mansion or anything, but I'll get like a four hundred thousand dollar house

I looked at houses last year there and they're very lovely for 400 thousand dollars i really enjoy that lifestyle can i ask you will really enjoy that lifestyle what would you like your i want to say yard but like yard plus to be like would you like to live in a subdivision would you like to live in the woods like yeah what's the dream i honestly don't care you know like if i'm not going to be shooting guns then it doesn't fucking matter you know like like uh i really don't care i don't mind having a next door neighbor okay like like throwing distance away so none of that really matters to me uh my you know if you have a next door neighbor the odds of your internet being fast

go up a lot you probably don't have a septic system to work with and like there's just things like city water that works all those things are important to me you know it's it's it's fast internet it's uh it's i like having like i delivery groceries like i have my groceries delivered where i'm at right now it costs like i think four dollars to have like a whole bunch of groceries delivered i use Instacart and, uh, and I just make a new account before they can charge me the whole, they're not a sponsor.

I don't think so. You know, I just make a new account every time that whole yearly fee comes around. Like, Nope, cut that out. Change my new, you know,

buy, get all new credit cards and change my new address. It's been the trend. And, uh, and so I'm paying like $4 a delivery or change my name. It's probably got a new address. It's been the trend. And so I'm paying like $4 a delivery or something like that. And some poor son of a bitch has to show up with this double arm full of groceries.

So you don't have to tip? That's part of it. The tip's included. I give him a $2. $2 tip, $2 delivery fee. God damn it. We've been using Whole Foods lately,

and the tip is like 10%. And, because they pick it off the shelf, they put it in a bag, they bring it to you, they kind of earn it. And it just makes delivery like $14 or something. Like it's not. Yeah, but sometimes I get $200 worth of groceries, and I'm not giving that person,

let's say that loosely, $20. We do. And Jackie just, it's say loosely, $20. We do. And Jackie just, it's like a weight off her shoulders. Every time they deliver, she's like, I can't tell you how great that was. And we used to just drive there and they put it in the car for us. But apparently this upgrade is, it makes her so happy.

It's huge because you're like, you know, you don't have to get ready to go to the store. You don't have to like get mentally prepared to go to the store and like like i'll make my list like throughout the day i'll be like oh yeah let's add some dishwasher pods and some coffee and make sure i get those beans i wanted and some oh any orange juice and by the time and even after you place the the the order you can be like oh shit i forgot i need hamburger meat you can just be like hey uh you can do some hamburger meat too and they're like yeah no problem it's it's great i love it instagram i wonder if um yeah we a whole foods open not far from us i'm gonna just write that down uh yeah i they they um they have three

different grocery stores that deliver via instacart for me you know like it's just like postmates like instacart i guess has employees's just like Postmates. Instacart, I guess, has employees, and they'll go where you send them to get whatever you want. It's pretty cool. I'm a big fan. I like delivery groceries, delivery food, all that shit.

Sometimes I don't feel like going out. But yeah, I'm not going to buy a fourth car or anything. A new topic? Sure. Kyle, I bet you saw this. Did fourth car or anything. A new topic? Sure. Kyle, I bet you saw this. Did you see Artie Lang on the JRE? Yeah, I watched a little bit of it. Man, he's looking better than he did look, but he'll never get back.

He'll never recover. That nose looks odd. It was interesting hearing him talk. Why don't you go for it? Did you hear him talk about the nose? I didn't hear him talk about the nose. I've listened to just segments of it. I'd love to hear.

Okay. So first there's how did his nose get that way? And he described two incidents. One involved a bookie and a guy who had both anger and maybe money retrieval conflict with him. And he says that the guy was 19 years old. He was buff. It was a mismatch of a fight, if you call it that.

And out of the blue, he just cocked him and hit him in the face super hard. And if you've seen the photos of Artie Lang, where his nose is just smushed in and the bridge is gone and stuff, that was from a punch. We all thought it was drugs. We could is gone and stuff that was from a punch where we all thought it was drugs we could guess but um it was actually from a punch having to do with some bait so he's as an addictive personality and and sometimes I say I do that but I'm hearing him talk whoa he

gets addicted to anything fun over-the-top crazy and and that's every drug you can imagine dude took a birth control pill once because like someone left it out and he's like fuck it I'll go he didn't know he thought it was something else but that's a level of drug using that I don't I don't even know anyone like that where they're just like oh let's hit it and he said it worked there was no baby so yeah right and so anyway part of the damage was from the punch another part was this i hope i get the story right but it was something to do with a broken salt shaker and then like maybe there were drugs in the salt shaker but it was broken so now there's broken glass and they take like a credit card and put it into lines. And then this woman had to go downstairs to get like a gift that Artie was

giving her or something. So in her absence, he didn't know that this was filled with, I'll say cocaine, but it could be some other powder drug and broken glass. So he snorts it up and he has broken glass in his nose. And I actually, I guess I'm dumb but I didn't

realize that would be such a major problem like neither right okay I mean it's not good right but I wouldn't like I don't know if I rubbed my palm in broken glass like it would suck but it doesn't dissolve he went to the emergency room and they had like it was a bleeding was outrageous maybe it was a previously damaged nose that doubled down a kind of injury but um snorting broken glass drugs and getting punched in the face with the punch he described as insanely effective you know one you would have a hard time landing in an actual fight Jorge Masvidal punch Jorge Masvidal me you know like but it was a punch and uh and he's like I think he wasn't looking and the guy just got everything on it and the guy himself was a specimen so I'm gonna check

that out later but there's a little more so he says he's thought about getting the nose fixed that uh he's like obviously doesn't look like you want it to and there can be some improvement from where it is now but the nose does two things. One, it reminds him of what happens if he falls off the wagon. This is the life. This is the chaos. A lot of the damage wasn't necessarily drugs. It was a punch,

but it's a downstair. The gambling and the wrong crowd and all that is what happens when he lets himself give in to his worst temptations. And he also feels like he's an inspiration to other people that might live that chaos lifestyle. He's an example to avoid it. And it's a warning.

Yeah, so it's a warning to both him and other people. He might leave it. It's neat to see a sober kind of cognizant. Well, mostly sober. He's on that methadone shit. Oh, I didn't know that. I watched three highlights, so I've seen

45 minutes of the show. I don't think it's actually methadone. It's something else that's similar to methadone, I think. He's on some sort of opioid treatment shit. I think he's still on that. Again, I think. He's on some sort of opioid treatment shit. I think he's still on that. I could be wrong. Again, I just watched highlights too. Like withdrawals that people get from heroin and then once you're

good, you're good. Is the treatment for it something you'd like? Yeah. Oh, so it's a high. He's still getting his... It's still opiates. It's just like legal fucking heroin. He described them as, you know you know they put in this little glass of orange juice it even sounded tasty to drink um okay the only thing i could equate to that would be like when

i was on um oh what's that scissor what is what is little wayne like oh lean lean yeah but what do you make lean out of it's arizona ice cody and cody and syrup skittles watermelon whatever drink yeah that codeine syrup is such a good high like like you drink that stuff and you have such a good like it's not one of those things where like oh whoops i drank too much because like every sip it feels like it's kicking in like within where did you learn about that high i didn't learn about it I was prescribed it by a doctor. It's the same as an opiate high because it's the same kind of thing in there.

I said before that a friend of mine in early college during the summer, we were all getting drunk at someone's house. Just normal college kid stuff, just drinking cheap beer. He had two styrofoam cups on top of each other.

He was like, Jake, you want a beer? He's like no dude i'm not drinking it i got some lean we're like all right dude like we you know we're gonna be like drinking and doing drinking social party games and things because we're like you know 20 or whatever you want to be like sitting on by yourself like on some stairs whatever dude and he got And he guzzled it in a couple drinks the way you would a Natty Light. Because we were all standing around drinking Natty Light, and he's standing there drinking his thing as though that's what it is. And he got so panicked and so scared and thought he was going to die. He had to have his older sister come pick him up.

That's great. And it was like, yeah. He was like, oh, you're such a bitch, dude. It was a really good high like i like like if you could just go buy that shit and it tasted like what i had first of all it tastes like delicious delicious candy it tastes like liquid jolly ranchers you know those little hard candies that are like watermelon and cherry and stuff like i want to say mine was strawberry flavored and it was just so so tasty and it was getting me high And it was dealing and I had so much pain already like it was I Wanted the pain relief that it was giving me and then that I was surprised when I started getting high

I was just like sitting there drinking in the car and I'm just like fucking stone bros This is the best shit ever. I got like a pint bros. This is the best shit ever. I got like a pint. Yeah, like it was the biggest bottle of like, you know, those prescription bottles of cough syrup. They're like that dark hydrogen peroxide color. Size. Yeah, yeah. Like, like, like, like very opaque, but still, you can kind of like make out what's in there. Like, that was some good fucking shit. It tastes bad. It tasted delicious, Like the best, sweetest strawberry stuff I'd ever had. And then when I got my

prescription refilled in Idaho, I guess there were a bunch of fucking Mormon crackers out there and they gave me that bitter shit they put in there to make it so that druggies won't enjoy their high, I guess. That was super lame. If you want, they will.

I threw it away. was it tasted so bad i didn't want you weren't properly addicted druggies out there probably put up with the taste it was probably for the best like like two bottles of that i might have gotten some sort of like opioid addiction going on that's the last thing i fucking needed it's possible i've told the story a million times but you know with some teeth out like 20 years old. And by the end of my prescription and the refill, I was feeling the thirst for more. You know, I was back at work like, man, I wish I was still on painkillers.

And it was eye opening to me. Like it can get people like me. Yeah, that's like, is there anything more addictive than opiates for people? I don't think so. I think that the- Or is it just the availability of i think it's just the availability what's the highest yeah i want to say cigarettes are way up there on the list right i don't know about that there but like the level of damage you're doing smoking cigarettes isn't on the same level as what

you're doing they're addictive but i i think the reason that we recognize the addictive nature of nicotine so much is it's so readily available and so socially acceptable to just light one up. Like, nobody's gonna say anything, you know? Whereas with heroin, it's like you gotta find some dark alleyway to, like, fucking... They get that whole kit, you know? Your

fucking spoon and a lighter and a fucking syringe and all that shit if you're shooting and it... I don't know. Any drug you have to inject, fuck that that sounds terrible is heroin what class did you call it heroin is an opiate so okay heroin's one like the way the the track it goes down for people is they get prescribed opiates for pain and they run through their their opium supply of fucking whatever pill it is oxycontin or whatever oxycontin or whatever and then they eventually you know might turn to drug seeking behavior going to doctors being like oh i'm still in pain i'm still in pain and then

they'll get like listed at a doctor's office or maybe just turned down and then because the addiction is so strong they buy the pills on the black market and the pills are way more expensive for the amount of oomph you get compared to just like black tar heroin and so then eventually they go i can't afford these fucking oxycontins anymore that you get from you know pfizer or whatever i'm gonna go talk to this sketchy guy who's gonna give me something to inject oh this is even stronger than that and it's cheaper and it's cheaper dying yeah that you can literally buy heroin um for cheaper than you can buy the pills. And they're more readily available.

Like the government really has cracked down on the doctors who are prescribing pills willy-nilly and stuff like that. But you can just get heroin. We watched a lot of this TV show on National Geographic in prison called Drug Inc., like Drugs Incorporated. in National Geographic in prison called Drug Inc., like Drugs Incorporated. And they would just follow around fucking heroin dealers in some small town, medium-sized town. They'd drive into Boston or New York. They'd go buy a kilogram, a key of fucking heroin, and then they'd take it back. They'd cut it up and dilute it with the shit they with it's like it was like powdered milk or something like that and like one of the

things they said it was so fucked up they were like uh every now and then i'll send a hot dose out because if somebody hears that somebody od'd on your shit everybody wants it and it's like fuck that's like so evil that's so evil because they they brand their they have these little stamps and they'll you know they'll they'll put like scorpions or like put like the target symbol you know the the retailer or just any number of like brandings that will be stamped on this little piece of wax paper that the the powder is like folded up inside of and and a couple different guys drug drug dealers, would say that. They're like, yeah.

They hear on the street that somebody OD'd on your shit. Everybody wants it because they think it's pure. But really, we just sent out one hot shot and, you know, fucked somebody on purpose. Murdered someone. Potentially, yeah. I have the list from addictioncenter.com. Most addictive, heroin, like Taylor said.

Next, alcohol, cocaine, barbiturates, and nicotine was fifth. Yeah. The thing about alcohol is those people who are truly addicted to it, they get those when they go into DTs, when they start shaking and going into seizures and stuff, they literally can die from not having alcohol. It almost ruins it you like might be the only two that like you can die and withdraw and maybe you don't even die from heroin withdrawal but i know you can die in alcohol withdrawal you definitely can die alcohol is more addictive than cocaine and barbiturates because

i've tried alcohol and i'm not addicted at all so it's's like You got to build the addiction up, you know, is that true with coke and barbiturates? I guess like it's true with chili He ate chili on stream last night Look boys like we've all eaten. We all there's a lot of my laundry who he is in this scenario. I can't imagine he is in this scenario i can't imagine so he's sitting in his home look we've all got the same microphone we know how this works if you're gonna eat a bowl of chili hmm that's the move so yeah guys we're gonna play some call of duty tonight and uh i'm gonna enjoy this chili while i do it he's like dude that's called eating industry eating pussy the whole time the sloppiest pussy eating noises there's videos he's like that was a bean Kyle I know remember this but like he put out videos

where he like sneezed and then he like sniffled and you could just like hear the snot movement like like come back in and i'm like oh my god do another take i've seen them do that on stream have you ever seen him the one where he sneezes on stream and snot cut? You know how like a small like toddler will sneeze and you'll look and there's snot like dangling and you're like, oh I didn't know that happened to people You're an adult you blow your nose or you turn away you go to the bathroom with some but they'll just be like He sneezed on stream and and like two Gushers of snot came down and he's like, he doesn't know what to do about snot dangling out of his face.

It's so disgusting. I'll try to, I'll get the team on that. Hang on. I've gotten better about trolls to the point where three times I've said Hylinge's channel. Still no video. But one day it'll happen. I don't care the Santa cares is accurate I think it'd be funny did you guys watch the UFC event not

only highlight I was a living in a tree Hartwell that's right yeah yeah I purchased that motherfucker and was pleased with my purchase okay that was a good night of fucking fights did you see the kevin lee cake yes that started the night first of all they were going hard i i was telling you he was winning because i like i so i saw what i'll call the last like 40 seconds of that fight and it was kind of back and forth i actually thought kevin might be losing watching it from the beginning i thought it was a close fight but i felt like they were I didn't think it was going to last long because they both seemed like they were super aggressive. They knew that... Someone's getting knocked out.

Well, I was going to say, I don't know how viewer retention exactly works with a pay-per-view event, but I bet it spikes in the beginning and it spikes at the end. I would guess it drags in the middle, maybe, because everybody's clicked it. They're watching. Maybe they get some nachos or piss at the end. I would guess it drags in the middle maybe because like everybody's clicked it They're watching maybe they get some nachos or piss in the in the beginning Maybe you didn't see Luke a and Wonderboy fight, but you definitely saw fucking Kevin Lee kick and so they're fucking going hard They're swinging just throwing bombs and they're just in each other's faces boxing not a lot of kicks and then all of a sudden He fucking throws across Stuns him and then comes back across with that

kick and kicks him right in the fucking head and it's like one of those ko's from a highlight reel and i was just god damn i hate kevin lee i can't stand him he's he's one of my least favorite fighters okay love that performance it really entertained me if I looked if I remember correctly which I might not the other guy was looking to duck at the same time Kevin Lee was coming up with a kick and that collision created a what could be a knockout of the night early god damn it was the knockout of the night it was for sure yeah oh yeah it's definitely a good and top five for the whole fucking year yeah for sure you know who's gonna get that though masvidal the five seconds masvidal i don't think i would i would almost rather give it to derrick lewis when he when he was losing the first three rounds and

he ko'd that russian guy with like 10 or 12 seconds to go like like three fight like before he fought dc like three fights ago or whatever it was like lose it lose round one lose round two lose 99% around three and Rogan's like you gotta watch out though he's still got that power in that right hand and all of a sudden he's just oh and the guy's unconscious as fuck and that's when he came out with my balls was hot there's some good ones this year yeah did you hear his post fight um presser no derrick lewis uh won his fight wasn't a great fight the guy he was fighting uh was this um slavic who had been stabbed in the heart and looked like he had bullet wounds and back knee he'd literally been stabbed in the heart for sure they confirmed

that and uh but he's a rough customer and d Derek was hitting him with some big shots, uppercuts and big elbows out of the clench and stuff. And the guy just ate it all. And when it got down to the end, Derek won the decision. And in the interview post-fight, he's like, Donald Trump's in the audience, by the way. He's like, Donald Trump in the audience. I know a lot of trouble in the White House right now, but we're going to do it in 2020. I was just like, that's awesome. Derrick Lewis is somehow a Trump supporter. You wouldn't have guessed that. You wouldn't have guessed it. And then you get down to the, so what they did, Taylor, for your information is there's two guys who are just hot in mma right now and those are jorge masvidal and uh and nate diaz

they don't they're not champions per se but they're very they have big names they're popping you know they they just recently both had big victories that were impressive and so usually the the main fight is like a championship fight but instead they just made up a new belt called the bad motherfucker belt and it literally is a championship belt that says bmf on it i think it maybe says bad motherfucker around the rim and they hire the rock to come in with the belt so to be the one to present it and like buckle it on you and he's there at the pre fight like weigh-ins like looking at him like yeah yeah the rock is here this is so surreal and so those guys fought and it was a pretty one-sided thing i thought nate got the beaten out of him by

jorge i don't know what everybody's talking about wanting a rematch talking about nate had oh yeah in the fourth and fifth round nate was really gonna turn it on really his strategy is to get this kicked out of him for three rounds of bleed everywhere nate's an accumulation fight just to paint to make the argument nate's an accumulation fighter is not a one punch knockout guy he hits you hits you hits you it's true oftentimes his strategy is to what they call dragging you into deep water where you're in the fourth and fifth rounds, you're exhausted, and the octagon is a terrible place to be exhausted. So they think that that is one way that it might have gone.

Having said that, Jorge won all three rounds. I think two of the judges, at least one, but maybe two of the judges had it as a 10-8 round. And so he dominated a round, won all three rounds.

Now they're headed into the fourth and fifth. There really was no indication that the fourth and fifth were going to be different than the first three, except that sometimes Nate does that. Yeah. I just didn't think it was anything like fights. I've seen him do that in the past. I don't remember when he submitted Connor, maybe it was the fourth but no at the second Okay. All right. Okay. Well in fights where he does that, you know, he's getting something done in the first second third It's not like he's taking a beating for three rounds and this I

This was one of those one-sided fights where you feel sorry for the other guy and you realize that like there's nothing that can happen Here like with Derek Lewis when he's losing for three rounds. You're like all it takes is one punch It's just one shot and it's Derek Lewis way to weapon Nate doesn't have that kind of power and Jorge doesn't have that kind of weakness it I didn't like the stoppage at all They wouldn't have stopped that fight they stopped it for taylor because the nate had two cuts kind of like what i'm doing my fingers right here above and below his eye they were very gruesome but they wouldn't stop that anywhere else other than new

york i don't think and i didn't like it when they stopped it however if i'm nate's mom you know what i mean like if i'm somebody who loves nate diaz and his well-being and his career is important to me and and instead of just you know the spectator that i i truly am i'm glad they stopped that they needed to stop that because it wasn't going anywhere and his he had a he had a skin flap i know it was i agree with kyle and i have one more thing to add to it. Most people, if they lose a fight, it really hurts their juice, the heat that's around them. Nate can lose a fight, and next fight, everyone still wants to see him go. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. His record is like 22-14 or 22-11 or something like that. Yeah, I have 11 losses in my head. I don't know if that's the current or what he was going into this. But in any case, he can lose. It's fine. We all still want to see Nate on our television. Yeah, for sure.

I just didn't think – I think Jorge is a legit top two, maybe championship caliber fighter. Jorge is really winning me over. His post-fight press conference, he was excellent. I saw him backstage. He carried himself really well. I was impressed with the way he treated other fighters back there. His post-post fight in front of the press with the microphone entertained me thoroughly. He's sitting there eating pizza and drinking liquor of some kind. He's just munching the pizza down you know he's just

just killing it like like somebody who hasn't been able to have pizza for the last six or eight weeks and he's just like i'm running out of pizza yo i somebody better get me some more pizza i'm gonna walk the fuck up out of here and i'm surprised you don't see more of that like hypothetically me at a post conference i want to be like guys you don't know how bad they need water right now can we get three unopened water bottles in front of me you know i they're all up there suffering it seems like and they don't get any support they bring him like two pieces of pizza you know he's sandwich pizza like sticky side together and he doesn't even he just eats him at the same he's just like this man right here. This is the real hero

What's your name? What's your name pizza, man? Yeah, hell yeah He's just eating the double like double stacked pizza and he finishes off three slices of pizza while he answers questions and you could tell He loved that fucking pizza. He needed it. He deserved it. So there's a thing was oh I'm a big he's won me over, you know I'm only actually truly a fan i feel like of maybe four fighters i really like valentina ship chinko i'm a man of nunez fan to a point unless she's fighting fighting valentina ship chinko i like rose a lot and you know she's a very lovable kind of character i like conor mcgregor because he's entertained me so thoroughly

in the past and he's still out there ko and old men i saw him get a win just the other day in a bar that guy didn't even hit back they say he hasn't had a fault in ages he just fought the spring the purse wasn't impressive i mean he didn't lose 1 000 pounds taylor connor assault connor goes into a bar this is a pretty I think I've got this right he jumps over the bar and starts serving liquor to the patrons one man refuses the drink I'm guessing because maybe Connor's tried to serve him some of his own whiskey that he is the guy's like no no I don't want any of your whiskey no thank you sir and Connor's like you don't want my whiskey well fuck you and fucking like cold cocks him

hits him when he's not looking pops him one they go to court Connor clearly paid the guy off not to make a fuss old guy took the punch like a champ he's like huh what you got he hit me in the nose not again

this is not even the worst fight I've been into in this establishment I've been hit in this establishment. I've been hit harder today. That would be funny. Man, think about it. They fight him a thousand pounds. By Conor McGregor not getting knocked out and kind of digesting what happened, knowing that it's on camera, you pretty quickly have to become elated, right? Where you're like, oh oh look who just retired I don't know what Connor paid him but I

bet Connor slipped him something out of court to like not make a fuss in court because the guy like didn't show up to make a fuss or anything like press the charges make them make a bigger bigger issue than it was. It's a pretty big issue. A professional fighter hitting someone blindside in a public venue. Not the first time, and it wouldn't be the last. I wanted to get this in. Jorge Masvidal has a problem at 170.

This guy is a very good boxer. He's a fighter. He's trained now. I'm not acting like he's not. But he does have a wrestling pedigree. And the people at the top of his division, Colby Covington and Usosman yeah they're outstanding wrestlers so they might be the kryptonite to a fighter that you like he's only gonna fight the one of them though because they're gonna fight each other i think and i think colby wins that and then he's gonna fight colby and colby seems like the kind of guy who who like has a lot of pride built up in his hands i

feel like colby's gonna box him fool i think colby's gonna lose for the dumbest reason possible tomorrow oosman's body is so good he looks like he's chiseled his deltoids have those little striations in them well he is on hgh and epo oh did he oosman got caught not only did he get caught for uh you know recently and like everybody's calling him out and then but but they're talking about how he shoots up uh epo in the bathrooms at top team i guess i think he's american top team maybe not sure yeah yeah i don't know yeah he got called out several times and like it called out in the like they do those press conferences with fighters from future events there too.

Like, like Holloway was there and Nunez is there at the most recent one, along with Masvidal and Diaz. And, and Colby's like, yeah, we all know that you, you couldn't piss this week.

Cause you got to piss next week. Cause you were, you were pissing hot for EPO. And he's just like, I just want everyone to know it's going to be a good fight. He won't even address it. Well, I need to learn more about his prescription because I definitely want his body.

Wow. God damn, if there's a shot that'll do that, I'll pay whatever a fucking, I had 2017 EcoBoost calls for that shot. $2.80 a month. I'll finance that fucking injection. You did it for five years yeah he just looks so good

I saw Woodley fight he fought Woodley and he's straining the whole time because it was like a wrestling match Woodley's got his legs and he's sort of grabbing the lower back and I'm just like my god like

it's unreal okay so here's the thing that happened recently I posted on my twitter a picture of my Halloween costume next to Superboy oh my god I have no V whatsoever compared to that unreasonable body standard of a cartoon character of a yes super human yeah I'm looking at myself I'm like I can't keep up to that drawing of a superhuman at all but kamaru can like he looks like super boy the black he's shaped like a diamond on top of lex yeah he's just outrageous so best looking guy wins the fight i'm pretty sure that's how ufc works i like colby because co if you're gonna be a heel and you're gonna talk you gotta win you've got to win your fights. And I like him being a heel. He even said that.

It was really funny in the press conference. Kamara was like, no one likes you. He's like, nobody's supposed to fucking like me, you moron. That's my whole thing. Did he say that? Nobody likes you because you're not likable. How accurate is that quote? I want to know that's true.

85%, something like that. He's like, they're not supposed to like me. I don't want them to like me. That's my thing. That's why I'm getting paid I'm the heel it's a jail son and jail son in has cheat codes for this right cuz he's like dude I know how to be the heel I'm the heel the greatest heel ever I'm the bad guys bad guy ink is this thing his podcast got bad guy on the wall right now but Joe Sonnen never paid the price for being the heel right now but chael sonnen never paid the price

for being the heel right people actually dislike john jones they actually dislike uzman right that's a real thing somehow chael sonnen got to be a likable heel and like as much as he's saying things that should make you dislike him we all just enjoyed it and rooted for him. I don't know. It's like I said, the guy's got in real life cheat codes because he somehow got to be a likable dick where he's usually a pick one of those. I got one of those t-shirts. This bad guy.

Do you? Yeah. I figured I'd support old Kale. Give him some money. He's doing this thing now where he has fans like do like a video, like question. No, no. Oh, I like practice mine in the shower. Someday I might do it.

Yeah. I've got a question, but anyway, carry on. Okay. What's your question? I want to know. I'll lay it out there. Basically this guy lost his first first round against Michael Bisping. He had lost something like 14 fights

before he lost his first round. I want to know if he could replay his career, how he'd change that. Would he see support psychologist earlier? Heck, he had to take a long suspension because of Peds. If you could redo this career, how would you play it differently this time?

That's my question. A personal question. Interesting. Yeah. And then I would tell him the fucking G in his sign is too low. And no one would ever unsee it. You should send it in. It's not like he's got like a alright, this week we're going to do all the dumb

fucking questions that people say. Here's one from this jackass in North Carolina. Look at this guy. What a load of this fucking tarp. Dude, one guy did it. He had no shirt on, and you couldn't tell what else he's wearing. And Chael is like, do you have no clothes on? You're supposed to wear clothes when you ask these questions.

And I thought of it. I was like, I should do one with no shirt on. Nah, that won't haunt me. Speaking of things on the internet did you see this clip here of wings blowing a big snot yeah booger that's hilarious no but i mean like i said i can get away with it oh my god you guys first started talking about ufc that's why i was cracking up for a second i'm for that is a true rocket. Yeah, I got my people on that one.

I was like, hey, I need the clip of Wings of Redemption blowing snot rockets. 30 seconds later, Chiz is linking it in here. Your people have skills. They have Wings of Redemption skills. Oh my god! I want to watch it again.

It is explosive. Do we wanna watch it together? I would like that. I'm a zero. Ready, set, play. Oh, crap. He flicked it! He flicked it! At first I'm like, holy shit, that's

two inches long. Three! Nine! I hate when I sneeze. At first I'm like, holy shit, that's two inches long. Three. Nine. You know, like. I hate when I sneeze. Dude, seeing people with like snot hanging out of their nose, I would rather watch a beheading. It makes me want to vomit. I'm serious. I'd rather watch an ISIS video.

Yee. I'm not watching ISIS. Let's watch the Taylor Carpenter. No, there was a second one coming. Oh, it auto repeats. Here's one for you taylor how much money american dollars would it take for you if wings looked at you and he said hey you remember that time i blew that snot on live stream you're like yeah he's like i got another one cooking i want you to suck it out 280 months for five years.

That's a great answer. I want you to... But straight down the pipe. You can't just draw succulently into your mouth like you're sucking straw. I'm going to suck the whole coil in. You have to inhale it like you're

on a bong. Straight down the pipe. But it's wings. Snows come. Can we change topics? I want to talk about this with the remainder of the show. I finished 11-22-63 on this weekend. The book.

Audiobook, but yes. Yeah, that counts. That counts. That's what's required. Yeah, I thought it was good but you seem to think it was great I thought it was my favorite um I I still maintain there was too much like not central thread in it you know like um his love story was Sadie was necessary to spoil this for anyone listening, was necessary to show the impact of

him not being with her at the very end. But like, his passion for teaching stopped wasting my fucking time. I get it, he's a teacher. It's not even that great a passion. He wants to do something else. How do I reach these feet? Of the 30 hour book, there might have been

10 or 12 hours devoted to his teaching and his impact on these students lives and all this shit and it never turned out to be very important and yes some of it wasn't all that important i felt like and it's cut out of the tv show there's an amazon show um with um with james franco it's like maybe eight ten episodes it's a mini series um and they cut out all that they cut out all the teaching with the kids in texas the play and they focus much more around lee harvey not the play no plays no jamborees none of that shit that's all gone dude they describe these fucking jamborees in detail and the how the freaking horse moves and how the kind of humor country people like and

none of that is part of the story i will admit some of that was not required now i felt like the love story was key i i liked the love story and i felt it was important to have the love story in there because he's got this binary sort of thing going on where he's got this love for sadie and he's got this thing where he's got to save kennedy if he was just if it was just nothing but him focused on kennedy it could have drug and i like that he had this this two-part life i liked it for a different reason uh it to spoil it he saves kennedy and then he sees the impact of his actions and has to sort of undo it and he wants to get the girl again but decides that everything he does has a negative impact.

So he gives up the love of his life for the benefit of the world. And if there was no love story with Sadie, then you wouldn't know the sacrifice he made in that regard. Yeah. In the book or in the TV show, it's even easier for him to go back to Sadie. It's even easier for him to go back to Sadie because when he goes through that portal at the very beginning and sees his first, like, oh, shit, I'm in a town square in 1959, Sadie's there. Sadie just happens to be visiting her cousins, and she's driving by in a car. And so all he has to do anytime he wants is pop in there and go get her. But he restrains himself. He doesn't do it because he doesn't want to ruin her life. And the impact that she has, she ends up going into politics

and doing lots of wonderful things. Wonderful things, has a great life. She still ends up wounded. The wound in the book is so gruesomely described you know maybe that's one of the things about reading something or hearing it rather than watching it like like it's not so bad i mean it's bad in the book i mean in the tv show but it's more of a straight down from like temple to jaw kind of cut whereas in the book it's this across the face slash that like messes up her tear duct and like now she's got like a winky eye she has a it's a droopy eye so it cut her nerve i think which meant her eye kind of always did this really yucky droopy thing you could like like some dogs have that deformity where you see the red part under it and her smile was asymmetrical and just everything about like and she

she went from pretty to very much not pretty yes the actress that plays her is gorgeous and the in the TV show I enjoyed the TV show I didn't think James Franco was perfect for it you know what I didn't like the so in the ending he saves Kennedy all right cool and then we see the impact of it. They had a hint of, hey, because we saved Kennedy, there was no Vietnam. Because there was no Vietnam, there was no social revolution. Like a lot of racism got sort of tamped down and maybe women got more equal rights or something. Like a lot of sort of good happened from this hippie social influence that was a

backlash against vietnam that could be missing if there is no vietnam okay check if they stuck to that kind of thing i'd be very happy you're like oh it turns out that there's a timeline that we went through that was better than you guess but the big thing was the earthquakes these weird time things can't come up with a better idea 7 000 people died here 12 000 people died there 50 100 and there's earthquakes all over the place and it's like what kennedy wasn't stopping earthquakes they don't like what it was lazy right it was it was changing as you know yeah what they did but they were like if you change the way the time is supposed to be like the very foundations of the earth were are going to literally crumble in the tv show they they did

a better job i thought they were like well you know kennedy did out his presidency well then it swung you know how elections go you know you got a liberal guy and then it swings back really conservative then it swings back well we swung a little bit too far conservative and things got got cooked off and the cold world turned cold war turned hot and there was nuclear war and you know it there was a they end up in a wasteland you know it was hillary was president hillary was president yeah that's funny they asked him how he's doing and he put up his hand and went, eh. Funny how he did. He tried to be apolitical. He tried not to say like Republicans good, Democrats bad or anything. I thought. Yeah.

He's definitely more of a liberal than a conservative, but I don't give a fuck what Stephen King thinks politically. I like him for his demented fucking ideas of how things can turn bad. True weirdo. And he's just so good at like imagining how humans can turn on each other and be demented,

evil, terrible, terrible people. That's like, like some of the biggest bad guys in his books are just regular people put in that scenario, in that scenario, like in under the dome when all of a sudden like these guys who were just regular jerks. Is that a, like under the dome, when all of a sudden these guys who are just regular jerks... Is that a book

name, Under the Dome? Yeah. It's basically the small town in Maine. Most of his books use that. Just all of a sudden, boop! There's a clear dome over the whole town locking them in there. Can't go out. Can't come in.

You can poke it you know and he said that might be a tv show i've seen it is it's also a tv show i've never seen the tv show i just read the book okay but like people turn evil you know people like like get a little bit of power you know and the main character is like uh he's in he's on the phone with a general and the general's like the president wants you to do this and he's like You don't understand the situation on the ground here. What if I said The president should go fuck himself. He's like what what what would he do? Well, ah, what if I told him he should go fuck you What if I told him that he should go fuck you in your ass?

What is all this do you see where i'm getting at the president can say whatever the fuck he wants They don't have to do shit They don't care what the president has to say because the president can't do anything to them We're in the word of the dome You know The leader of this place is the guy who owns the used car dealership now and he's a real son of a bitch the president Should have cut his internet access. It'd be horrible. They did they did Okay, that was part of that argument that they were that I'm describing The president should have cut his internet access. It'd be horrible. They did. They did. Okay.

That was part of that argument that I'm describing. He's like, and we want to keep the internet. You took our phones, but we want to keep the internet. You can keep the internet, but if anybody starts emailing photographs or anything, we're going to have a problem. He's like, all right, we won't email any photographs, but we need YouTube. I do. I know that. I need my cat videos, goddammit.

That was literally part of their argument. That's funny. Taylor. What's up? There's a meme, Epstein didn't kill himself. It's being put everywhere. It was on Fox News with a military dog expert, maybe, slipped in there. Epstein didn't kill himself.

expert maybe slipped in there. Epstein didn't kill himself. Do you think it's possible that all this popular attention opens an investigation? I think the people that would be implicated in that kind of Epstein shit are way more powerful than just Trump or Clinton or any

of those people. There are elites all around the world. It came out today that ABC during the election had all of these documents. It came out today that ABC during the election had all of these documents. They had all of this Epstein shit. All the same shit that came out. And a hot mic reporter.

It came out that they were like, yeah, we just decided we wanted to get interviews with Kate and Will and not influence whatever was going on. And so we didn't run the story. And it's like if that doesn't show how and people are like it's just abc doing this like really you think cbs so nbc i think they're on that i'll just i saw the fellows hot mic thing how did you see it i did all right yeah so for

people that didn't it wasn't like abc it was a reporter who had the story who seemed frustrated because she could have had the scoop. And she didn't say it through the lens of like, I could have done a public good. She's like, I should be the center of all this. I had pictures of Epstein next to Trump and Clinton. And I don't know,

she mentioned tons of other people, the Royal family. Yeah. Prince Andrew. I think if I have that wrong let me know and like she just she's the oldest oh there are multiple women that that said that he did this maybe to them or maybe just knew I've been sitting on it for over a decade yeah and she's like you know we had all the evidence that came

out lately they had three years ago if i recall um but abc is like who is epstein why is this even interesting and that is the best like get woody to believe that was your motivation possible right like because there's two reasons they might not have done it that like they're afraid of bill clinton's reach and he's gonna somehow hurt abc which is owned by disney maybe and uh or that uh they just didn't think it was an interesting enough story because no one knows who the heck epstein i don't buy that because people knew who epstein was because he was embroiled in this years and years ago in like 2006 right and remember when he went to jail briefly then and they let him off. No, I don't remember Epstein in 2006 at all.

Epstein entered my consciousness this year. He was known as doing this for a very long time. It was absolutely ABC who said shut it down. No, we're not doing this. They also have the alternative motivation of, oh, we don't want the royal family

threatening us. Think of how many eyeballs we're going to get on the screen with our you know will and kate interviews and stuff but yeah they absolutely knew people have known who epstein is he's been in many photos across time he's super influential he was super influential until he got got but the why is the interesting part to me right abc said because it would implicate too many powerful people but that's not what they said they said no one knows who this guy is. They've already shown that they have no integrity whatsoever, that they could be protecting people of rape and being kidnapped and taken to a fucking sex dungeon on an island in the middle of the ocean and they don't run the story because they know this guy's powerful and well-connected.

And this was known. It's not like Epstein just cropped up this past year. He's been in these circles a long time. He's been this bro. There's so much shady shit with that guy, it boggles the mind. And now it's just kind of memory hold to like, oh, we'll just forget about that. Let's talk about something fucking stupid now. Let's talk about some gubernatorial race and act like that's a huge deal. And really, I don't know. I don't trust the media

whatsoever. All the time you see shit like this that they intentionally So you don't think the why that she said on the hot mic is conceivable? Because the why was this isn't a good story. People don't know who Epstein is. I think from her point of view that's accurate. But it's more about

why her story was ignored by the higher ups Because they know oh shit like these all of these kind of tippity-top elite people hang out in the same circles and do fucked up Shit. Yeah. No, we're not running. Absolutely not. I've said it before I say it again Pedophile like child sex must be good because all of these powerful people are into it, you know It's it's like it's like what what a powerful people when you have like infinite money and power and you're able to have anything and do anything you want like what are the things they gravitate toward oh i want the best rarest caviar i want i want the fanciest yacht i want the fastest jet

and i want some boy ass well two things one we've hit two hours the show is over two okay about sex is great